Choices:
A. call fire
B. firefly
C. element
D. match made in heaven
E. cookfire

Answer: D


It belongs to you but you don't use it.   It does not belong to other people but they use it.   What is it?

Choices:
A. letter of marque
B. part
C. function
D. product
E. your phone number

Answer: E


What did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree?

Choices:
A. bush
B. bamboo grove
C. hibernation
D. part
E. bamboo boos

Answer: E


What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long?

Choices:
A. stem
B. cone
C. chickens
D. polaroids
E. pick

Answer: D


If you jump off a two story building where do you land?

Choices:
A. housing
B. electric socket
C. new orleans
D. in the hospital
E. temple

Answer: D


What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?

Choices:
A. command
B. bearing
C. your left hand
D. metacarpus
E. leaf

Answer: C


If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?

Choices:
A. orchestras
B. cornet
C. conductor
D. xylophone
E. piccolo

Answer: C


Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Choices:
A. because they lactose
B. source
C. strokings
D. trample
E. alternative

Answer: A


What does an orange do when it takes a rest?

Choices:
A. escort
B. sour
C. taker
D. recall
E. concentrates

Answer: E


How can a person go eight days without sleep?

Choices:
A. duvet
B. sleepwalking
C. answers
D. minute
E. person sleeps at night

Answer: E


Choices:
A. bamboo grove
B. leap year
C. era
D. duration
E. weeks

Answer: B


What is the easiest way to keep water from running?

Choices:
A. forget about
B. dont pay the bill
C. rise
D. device
E. wash

Answer: B


Why did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi?

Choices:
A. elephants are stupid
B. wire
C. elephant had a bigger trunk
D. they cannot speak english
E. baggage claim

Answer: C


What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

Choices:
A. his butt
B. soul
C. duke
D. material
E. cue

Answer: A


Choices:
A. support
B. fill
C. gumming
D. dogs
E. gummy bear

Answer: E


A man leaves home and turns left three times.   When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks.  Who are the two men?

Choices:
A. mesh
B. rebound
C. hero
D. umpire and catcher
E. gathering

Answer: D


There is one thing that can be. . . Bad,good,and perfect. But it can't be 2 things. What am I?

Choices:
A. well
B. good night
C. slice
D. cannabis
E. food

Answer: E


Without me you will surely die.   Too much of me and like a pig you may lie.   What am I?

Choices:
A. great
B. food
C. offer
D. friends
E. pen

Answer: B


Choices:
A. deal
B. white
C. bull market
D. food
E. keepsakes

Answer: D


What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

Choices:
A. a  glove
B. bacteria
C. fingernail
D. finger food
E. toe

Answer: A


Choices:
A. clock
B. item
C. stairs
D. rise
E. progress

Answer: C


What goes up and up but stays on the floor.

Choices:
A. stairs
B. place
C. drive
D. dust
E. room

Answer: A


what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing?

Choices:
A. clock
B. stairs
C. drive
D. lodge
E. place

Answer: B


What's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress?

Choices:
A. chess
B. sexist
C. pockets
D. see
E. drag

Answer: C


Choices:
A. graaains
B. affect
C. cocktail
D. zombi
E. swill

Answer: A


What has six faces, but never wears makeup? It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see.

Choices:
A. die from set of dice
B. be
C. single
D. bags
E. piece

Answer: A


What did the big candle say to the little candle?

Choices:
A. middle
B. plenty
C. clock
D. highway
E. im going out tonight

Answer: E


What is the easiest way to double your money?

Choices:
A. bank money
B. material
C. passage
D. use a mirror
E. dime

Answer: D


If 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, how many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes?

Choices:
A. sign
B. parts
C. be
D. alternator
E. 60 cars

Answer: E


Choices:
A. spiceberry
B. antioxidants
C. garnish
D. blueberry
E. coconut

Answer: D


What 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5?

Choices:
A. 6 25
B. congruence
C. riposte
D. midpoint
E. evasive answer

Answer: A


Choices:
A. swimming
B. riverbank
C. pike
D. penny
E. cash

Answer: B


What has feet and legs, but nothing else?

Choices:
A. pantyhose
B. dory
C. ruler
D. rub
E. drumstick

Answer: A


Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch.  Who is asleep on your couch?

Choices:
A. motherhood
B. mothers
C. youre father
D. foster mother
E. neighbor's family

Answer: C


What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?

Choices:
A. hundredweight coin
B. half dollar
C. hard currency
D. candy bar wrapper
E. sugar packet

Answer: B


Before Mt.  Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Choices:
A. steam
B. mount rushmore
C. mt  everest
D. rooftop
E. dismount

Answer: C


Mary's mother had three duaghters.  The first was named April and the second was named May.  What was the name of the third daughter?

Choices:
A. bob
B. ancestor
C. mary
D. kid
E. mister

Answer: C


Mary's mom has four identicle children which were all born within 7-8 o-clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart.  She names the first one North, the second East, and the third South.  What was the name of the fourth child?

Choices:
A. maine
B. length
C. offspring
D. surname
E. mary

Answer: E


Mary's father has five duaghters.    1.  nana 2.  nene 3.  nini 4.  nono.    What is the 5th duaghters name?

Choices:
A. rosary
B. mary
C. relative
D. offspring
E. dear

Answer: B


Who gets paid when they drive away their customers?

Choices:
A. taxi drivers
B. passenger car
C. motorway
D. drive
E. traveling

Answer: A


Choices:
A. dog star
B. greyhound
C. in a barking lot
D. herd
E. sled dog

Answer: C


How much dirt is in a hole 2feet long 4feet wide and 7feet deep?

Choices:
A. horse
B. canal
C. in
D. none a hole
E. insects

Answer: D


How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 9 inches in diameter?

Choices:
A. dial
B. ficus
C. worm
D. soil
E. none a hole

Answer: E


A doctor gives you 5 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes.   How long will it take you to finish the pills if you follow the doctors orders?

Choices:
A. 2 hours
B. coin
C. take pills
D. duration
E. week

Answer: A


The 22nd and the 24th President of the United States of America were born from the same father and the same mother.   However, they were not brothers.  How could that be?

Choices:
A. free
B. they were the same person
C. mum
D. community
E. father and son

Answer: B


Choices:
A. breaking wind
B. woodland
C. go on a date
D. all apples grow on trees
E. mcintosh

Answer: D


You have a dime and a dollar.  You buy a dog and a collar.   The dog costs one dollar more than the collar.   How much is the collar?

Choices:
A. 5 cents
B. barbados dollar
C. quarter
D. new zealand dollar
E. bermuda dollar

Answer: A


What is the most slippery country in the world?

Choices:
A. greece
B. towns
C. libya
D. cities
E. sloth

Answer: A


Choices:
A. anniversary
B. judgment day
C. washday
D. all months
E. week

Answer: D


Choices:
A. pool
B. catch
C. pillow fight
D. playing
E. golf

Answer: A


Choices:
A. he lost his patients
B. perform surgery
C. personnel
D. medical school
E. let blood

Answer: A


Where were English kings usually crowned?

Choices:
A. on their knees
B. on their heads
C. on their chests
D. griffin
E. french

Answer: B


Choices:
A. area
B. it wanted better buns
C. it will pay to eat
D. ground beef
E. medicine ball

Answer: B


Choices:
A. fields
B. bugs bunny
C. dust
D. jackrabbit
E. creature

Answer: B


Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

Choices:
A. scale
B. farthing
C. good person
D. they weigh the same
E. poundage

Answer: D


Choices:
A. dogshit
B. dog flea
C. gray
D. watchdog
E. dogfish

Answer: D


Choices:
A. watchdog
B. bulldog
C. company
D. dogs
E. animal kingdom

Answer: A


Choices:
A. subgroup
B. salvation
C. flavivirus
D. relapsing fever
E. watchdog

Answer: E


What do you call bodyguards in front of a Samsung store?

Choices:
A. guardians of the galaxy
B. lifeguard
C. sign
D. system
E. satchel

Answer: A


You throw away the outside then eat the inside.   Then you throw away the outside and eat the inside.   What is it?

Choices:
A. ear of corn
B. yard
C. push
D. dogs
E. egg

Answer: A


What kind of ear cannot hear?   (Hint: No, the answer is not "Mike Tyson's latest snack". )

Choices:
A. item
B. serial killer's bedroom
C. dogs
D. ear of corn
E. state

Answer: D


My first is in ocean but never in sea, my second's in wasp but never in bee.  My third is in glider and also in flight, my whole is a creature that comes out at night.   What am I?

Choices:
A. flock
B. owl
C. specific
D. oyster
E. seabird

Answer: B


Choices:
A. mountain lion
B. owl
C. put
D. complaint
E. lathe

Answer: B


What three numbers give the same answer when multiplied together or added together?

Choices:
A. test
B. 1 2 and 3
C. multiples
D. six
E. urim and thummim

Answer: B


What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Choices:
A. victual
B. science
C. things
D. buffet
E. lunch  dinner

Answer: E


I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old.  What am I?

Choices:
A. candle  pencil
B. expression
C. heifer
D. article
E. kettle

Answer: A


Two sisters are we, one is dark and one is fair In twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair One from land and one from sea Tell us truly, who are we?

Choices:
A. head sea
B. pearls
C. sailing ship
D. salt and pepper
E. dogfish

Answer: D


This company makes billions of dollars selling Windows.

Choices:
A. ceo
B. structure
C. microsoft
D. companies
E. manager

Answer: C


I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I've been used by almost everybody.  What am I?

Choices:
A. taper
B. place
C. have
D. break
E. lead in a pencil

Answer: E


What you're looking for . . .  I'll hide it from you.  However if you ask, I'll lead you right through.  You're tempted to cross me, an act I won't prevent.  If chosen too soon, may come with regret.  If I'm not there you're mad, you ask for me to be.  This time for a change, I'll be right behind me.

Choices:
A. nick
B. a
C. points
D. spoiler tag
E. single

Answer: D


I can be swallowed, but i can also swallow you what am i ??

Choices:
A. pride
B. sand martin
C. bolt
D. nip
E. process

Answer: A


Jodie's mother has 3 children, April, May and what is the third child's name?

Choices:
A. jodie
B. childhood
C. imp
D. half sister
E. kindergartner

Answer: A


With the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100.  They must stay in the same order.  You can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.  Remember, they have to stay in the same order.

Choices:
A. royalty
B. strip
C. 12345678x9100
D. division archaebacteria
E. fractions

Answer: C


Choices:
A. humorous
B. ankylosis
C. elbow bone
D. citizenship
E. gelatine

Answer: A


What question can you never honestly answer yes to?

Choices:
A. silent
B. are you asleep or dead
C. dot
D. investigation
E. state

Answer: B


One strand dangles.  Two strands twist.  Three or more can fashion this.

Choices:
A. curve
B. woman
C. artwork
D. braids
E. knots

Answer: D


Choices:
A. cupcake hiccup
B. champagne cup
C. gill
D. hold
E. plant organ

Answer: A


What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

Choices:
A. system
B. spoil
C. 12 months
D. calendar day
E. decade

Answer: C


Choices:
A. be
B. snow rain
C. blow
D. skinning
E. gravel

Answer: B


Mr.  Smith has two children.  If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?

Choices:
A. 5050
B. caravan
C. form
D. moppet
E. rust

Answer: A


There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.   What does he weigh?

Choices:
A. purchase
B. super
C. meat he is a butcher
D. nylon
E. open cases

Answer: C


Journey without it and you will never prevail, but if you have too much of it you will surely fail.

Choices:
A. suspended animation
B. ride
C. confidence
D. know
E. result

Answer: C


Choices:
A. composition
B. tennessee
C. svedberg
D. tonic
E. its

Answer: B


A man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house.  1 would cost $. 25 12 would cost $. 50 122 would cost $. 75 When he left the store he had spent $. 75, what did he buy?

Choices:
A. gum
B. unit
C. dormitory
D. stock
E. house numbers

Answer: E


If you can buy 1 for $1, 14 for $2, and 145 for $3, what are you buying?

Choices:
A. groceries
B. like
C. use
D. spending money
E. house numbers

Answer: E


What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?

Choices:
A. out
B. choice
C. take
D. service
E. toast

Answer: B


Which is correct "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The egg yolk is white?"

Choices:
A. shell
B. neither egg yolks are yellow
C. duck
D. grocery
E. white matter

Answer: B


Choices:
A. appendage
B. multiplication tables
C. place mats
D. puppy
E. case knife

Answer: B


Choices:
A. budget
B. training
C. exercising
D. greed
E. cling

Answer: A


Choices:
A. chess
B. owners
C. css
D. courtship
E. bunk

Answer: D


In the fathers will, he states that his sons must race their horse, and the son with the slowest horse will receive the fathers entire fortune.  The two sons race, but never finish it, as they deliberately slow their horses.  After visiting the oracle the sons race horses as fast as possible.  What did the oracle tell them?

Choices:
A. bulgaria
B. whip
C. swap horses
D. northeast
E. ghana

Answer: C


Why can't a man living in California be legally buried in New York (even if it's left as an instruction in his will)?

Choices:
A. by choice
B. cottonwood
C. because hes alive
D. linden
E. if they die

Answer: C


You can tumble in it, Roll in it, Burn it, Animals eat it, Used to cover floors, Still used beyond stall doors.  Freshens whatever it is placed on, Absorbs whatever is poured into it.  What is it?

Choices:
A. mare
B. stall
C. dust
D. feed
E. hay

Answer: E


What is the end to which we all like to come?

Choices:
A. chew
B. great
C. vapour
D. affair
E. dividend

Answer: E


Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, Grown in the darkness, a lady's delight.

Choices:
A. hydrogen
B. coast
C. reflection
D. deep
E. pearls

Answer: E


Though I should be unique, you've made most of us the same.  I would be stronger, if my characters were stranger.

Choices:
A. password
B. superscript
C. strangeness
D. reek
E. dynamic headroom

Answer: A


Walk on the living they don't even mumble,  Walk on the dead they mutter and grumble,  What are they?

Choices:
A. lack
B. decomposing
C. pavement
D. fallen leaves
E. middle

Answer: D


what walks with 4 legs in the morning 2 at noon and three in the evening

Choices:
A. tibialis
B. midwatch
C. centipede
D. seagull
E. little

Answer: C


Oh how I love my dancing feet! They stay together - oh so neat.  And when I want to walk a line, They all stay together and do double time.  I count them up, ten times or more, And race on-off, across the floor.

Choices:
A. double cross
B. centipede
C. double fault
D. boondoggle
E. critical point

Answer: B


For it dies a hundred feet up in the air and its back on the ground, what is it?

Choices:
A. stifle
B. centipede
C. ground squirrel
D. crucible steel
E. footprints

Answer: B


I have joy in bringing two together, but darning my existence!  My life hangs by a thread, filled with ups, downs and resistance!

Choices:
A. double
B. wool
C. doll
D. sewing machine
E. supply

Answer: D


Flour of England, fruit of Spain, Met together in a shower of rain; Put in a bag tied round with a string, If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring.

Choices:
A. plum pudding
B. ringbox
C. vitamins
D. wineskin
E. cherry tomato

Answer: A


Choices:
A. make sex
B. accomplish goals
C. tango
D. psychologists
E. collectivism

Answer: C


Commits friendly home invasions one night a year

Choices:
A. motive
B. a
C. santa
D. hezbollah
E. sideboard

Answer: C


Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make.  And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!

Choices:
A. eu
B. haste
C. prairie
D. living space
E. colony

Answer: B


When they are caught, they are thrown away.   When they escape, you itch all day.   What are they?

Choices:
A. hold
B. bedclothes
C. be
D. fleas
E. put

Answer: D


Before Mt.  Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?

Choices:
A. mounting
B. mt everest
C. dhaulagiri
D. olympus
E. australia

Answer: B


You can do this with your friends.  You can do this with your nose.  But don't do it with your friend's nose!

Choices:
A. assistance
B. pick
C. sniffle
D. hearing
E. rhinitis

Answer: B


Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.

Choices:
A. hollywood actress
B. spec
C. superhero
D. long underwear
E. poor

Answer: C


A kind of game with love and service played by singles and pairs

Choices:
A. tennis
B. billiards
C. turn
D. gaming
E. chess

Answer: A


Sounds like he works on public transportation but he really works in a restaurant.

Choices:
A. subway conductor
B. bus boy
C. pda
D. in charge of reservation
E. suburb

Answer: B


Choices:
A. stirring
B. pottle
C. marmite
D. potty
E. potatoes  pot8os  potatoes

Answer: E


There is something blue flying through the air, something red is falling of the roof, and at the same moment the phone rings. . .  What is it?

Choices:
A. blowpipe
B. product
C. car accident
D. very light
E. coincidence

Answer: E


Choices:
A. cruelty
B. geometric mean
C. dogs
D. bulldog
E. alice in wonderland

Answer: E


Sam walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet.  He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood.  How did he do that?

Choices:
A. soup
B. depilation
C. company
D. sam is bald
E. nut

Answer: D


At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.  What is it?

Choices:
A. has
B. dreams and stars
C. sleeping
D. solutions
E. sorrows and nightmares

Answer: B


Guides travelers, never moves, Always turning, never looks, Always shining, never burns, Looks on blue fields with each of its turns.  What is it?

Choices:
A. pan
B. houses
C. blinker
D. lighthouse compass or buoy
E. tool

Answer: D


I will be nice, if you see pics thrice.  I bear fruit of trees, sometimes in 3's.  I am but an arm's length in front of you.  What am I?

Choices:
A. slot machine
B. iron
C. steam
D. saw
E. stand

Answer: A


Reaching stiffly for the sky, I bare my fingers when it's cold In warmth I wear an emerald glove And in between I dress in gold

Choices:
A. full
B. be
C. deciduous tree
D. summit
E. cry

Answer: C


You go into the forest, you get it, but you cant take it out, so you leave it, but you leave with it.   What am I?

Choices:
A. egress
B. woodlands
C. splinter
D. woodland
E. detritus

Answer: C


When you went into the woods you got me.  You hated me yet you wanted to find me.  You went home with me cause you couldn't find me What was it?

Choices:
A. ready
B. abode
C. may
D. splinter
E. uphill

Answer: D


I got it in the bush.  When I got it, I could not find it.  The more I looked for it, the more I couldn't see it.  I took it home in my hand because I could not find it.  What is it?

Choices:
A. dare
B. nostalgia
C. rear
D. approach
E. splinter

Answer: E


I went in the woods and got it.   I sat down to find it.   I left without it.   What is it?

Choices:
A. batsman
B. element
C. dutchman
D. splinter
E. nestle

Answer: D


I am a word of meanings three.  Three ways of spelling me there be.  The first is an odor, a smell if you will.  The second some money, but not in a bill.  The third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around.  Can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound?

Choices:
A. sense of smell
B. scent cent sent
C. message
D. content word
E. password

Answer: B


I heard of an invading, vanquishing army   sweeping across the land, liquid-quick;   conquering everything, quelling resistance.    With it came darkness, dimming the light.    Humans hid in their houses, while outside   spears pierced, shattering stone walls.    Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground,   but each elicited life as he died;   when the army had vanished, advancing northward,   the land was green and growing, refreshed.

Choices:
A. rainstorm
B. humiliation
C. gain ground
D. dip
E. mist

Answer: A


There is a man lying dead in his office.  He is all alone and the doors and windows are locked from the inside.  There are no marks on him.  There is no blood.  There is a sealed envelope on his desk.  How did he die?

Choices:
A. holding
B. coin
C. envelope was poisoned
D. gingerbread
E. port

Answer: C


Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.   His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.    When Simon was eight his mother died.    When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.    When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.    He is now sixty six.    Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss,  in Bonnie Scotland?

Choices:
A. single
B. burial site
C. playing
D. because he is still alive
E. where he died

Answer: D


There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the Home Show.  One of them was the father of the others son.  How could this be possible?

Choices:
A. carson
B. men
C. speak english
D. theyre husband and wife
E. zipper

Answer: D


A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed.  What is it?

Choices:
A. suicide
B. assault and battery
C. imprisonment
D. whack
E. fined

Answer: A


What is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for 20 minutes?

Choices:
A. skylight
B. hydrogen
C. dish
D. you breath
E. wrestling

Answer: D


You came to a fork in the road.  One path leads to your destination, the other to a cliff 200 km away.  There are two people there standing next to a sign.  One who tells the truth and the other tells lies.  What could you do to make sure you went to your destination?

Choices:
A. strangers
B. look at the sign
C. listen carefully
D. bus station
E. junction

Answer: B


Choices:
A. xi
B. offer
C. temperature
D. group
E. share

Answer: C


i go up and down-but never move  i go from place to place-but you cant see me  i can effect the lives of people-but they cant effect me  i am on television every day  what am i????

Choices:
A. virus
B. greenhouse effect
C. color
D. temperature
E. movement

Answer: D


What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

Choices:
A. dead end
B. temperature
C. seek
D. result
E. drop

Answer: B


We experience this every day and sometimes can cause many problems.  What is it?

Choices:
A. source
B. temperature
C. flash
D. peril
E. shock

Answer: B


What can be measured, but has no length, width or height?

Choices:
A. canna
B. interaction
C. movement
D. hemline
E. temperature

Answer: E


An old lady forgets her drivers licence at home.  She travels down a one way street the wrong way.  She does not stop at stop signs, or stop for people crossing the road.  A cop is watching her do this and he does not give her a ticket.  Why didn't he give her a ticket?

Choices:
A. face north
B. dust
C. old lady was walking
D. cloth
E. roadway

Answer: C


Choices:
A. variability
B. shari
C. mediator
D. axiom
E. nobody is above the law

Answer: E


I man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, and died in San Fransico, what is he?

Choices:
A. soldier
B. dead
C. card
D. clean
E. living things

Answer: B


You give birth to an orphan.   What does that make you?

Choices:
A. widower
B. dead
C. widowed
D. calving
E. elite

Answer: B


i=If a man is born in greece. Raised in mexico,moved to australia when he was 30 moved to america when he was 56,then moved back to greece where he died.  what is he?

Choices:
A. wise
B. place
C. dead
D. dye
E. died in Greece

Answer: C


there is a frog which can jump 10 meteres,  it is stood in the middle of a pond 9 meteres away from the side, the frog cant jump to the side,       why

Choices:
A. unable to jump
B. branch
C. being
D. bore
E. dead

Answer: E


a girl is born in japan lives in africa, america, Canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she?

Choices:
A. mexican
B. live wire
C. dead
D. lifespan
E. lives

Answer: C


Choices:
A. goes
B. yard stick
C. cubic foot
D. trench foot
E. itchy feet

Answer: B


You are awoken at 3 A. M.  by a knock on your door.  Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast.  You are confused but quickly think of what food you have.  You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs.  What do you open first?

Choices:
A. orphan
B. breakable
C. crop
D. door for your parents
E. locker

Answer: D


You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Choices:
A. washroom
B. you hopefully
C. iq
D. instance
E. bullfighting

Answer: B


An empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on.  At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop.  At the third stop 25 get off.   How many people are on the bus at this point?

Choices:
A. persons
B. coach
C. labor
D. just 1 the driver
E. stairs

Answer: D


I have existed for centuries, but last only a month.  What am I?

Choices:
A. lunar cycle
B. lot
C. history
D. quattrocento
E. time period

Answer: A


Choices:
A. rice
B. designation
C. centenarian
D. worker
E. antique

Answer: E


What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?

Choices:
A. tomato paste
B. small container
C. tables
D. tomatoes
E. ketchup

Answer: E


The mother, father, and baby tomato was walking and the baby tomato wouldn't keep up.  So the mother asked the father to tell their baby tomato to keep up with them. So the father toamto hit the baby tomato in the head,and said. . . . . . . . . . .

Choices:
A. canned goods
B. ketchup
C. egg
D. tip
E. cereal

Answer: B


What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house

Choices:
A. any houses cant jump
B. jump off ladder
C. wine cellar
D. branch
E. living thing

Answer: A


No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook, what is it?

Choices:
A. gray
B. bone
C. avoid pitfalls
D. have enough information
E. your own nose

Answer: E


A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.   How could that be?

Choices:
A. beggar was his sister
B. streets
C. brothers
D. foster brother
E. soul brother

Answer: A


What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Choices:
A. nanosecond
B. its christmas eve
C. weekends
D. religious festival
E. night before

Answer: B


I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale.  I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale.  By some I get hit, but all have shown fear.  I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear.  Of names I have many, of names I have one.  I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run.    What am I?

Choices:
A. leg
B. increment
C. backhand
D. say
E. shaddow

Answer: E


If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

Choices:
A. spadix
B. chrysanthemum
C. painted daisy
D. pilgrims
E. flowerbed

Answer: D


One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up.  His parents were really proud of his career choice.    What does John want to do?

Choices:
A. become a pilot
B. jones
C. buffet
D. quote
E. become a photographer

Answer: E


How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?

Choices:
A. stand back to back
B. total number
C. leg
D. venue
E. turn

Answer: A


You use me everyday but let me rest at night.  I have an identical twin beside me all the time.  For some reason you always cover me up.  I am not alive but I have a soul.    What am I?

Choices:
A. memory
B. your feet
C. my death
D. wheelchair
E. projection

Answer: B


I make the leaves green, I make the dirt brown, I make the blue birds blue, I make all of your childhood dreams come true.    What am I?

Choices:
A. sleeping
B. macaw
C. crayons
D. prime
E. make things

Answer: C


I am cold to the touch  but yet I burn if held   what am I?

Choices:
A. cold sweat
B. respiratory disease
C. microwave oven
D. dry ice
E. vinyl

Answer: D


Choices:
A. screw driver
B. licence
C. licentiate
D. lack
E. denial

Answer: A


Choices:
A. bail
B. screw driver
C. captain
D. memory
E. probable cause

Answer: B


A "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.   What is it?

Choices:
A. homestretch
B. ice hockey
C. major axis
D. boxing mma
E. cockfight

Answer: D


I'm usually round  I'm as light as a feather  but thousands of men cannot carry me  What am i?

Choices:
A. roundleaf
B. tap
C. Square
D. bubbles
E. dip

Answer: D


What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

Choices:
A. flipper
B. gymnasium
C. throw it strait up
D. go
E. plunge

Answer: C


A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground.   What is it?

Choices:
A. movement
B. netherland
C. drop
D. centipede flipped over
E. coin

Answer: D


Choices:
A. someones heart
B. toe
C. like
D. edge
E. card

Answer: A


A sphere has three, a circle has two, and a point has zero what?

Choices:
A. adds
B. ace
C. disc
D. nib
E. dimensions

Answer: E


I lead the way into the unknown, and bring strength where there is fear.  I am the creator of invention, and the maker of all adventure.  What am I?

Choices:
A. creator
B. curiosity imagination
C. worry
D. dreaming
E. familiar

Answer: B


I am served at a table,  In gatherings of two or four Served small, white and round.   You'll love some,  And that's part of the fun.    What am I?

Choices:
A. bowler
B. pit
C. ping pong balls
D. chess
E. tea party

Answer: C


My last half is something that can allow you entrance into a secured area, & I am also a nation.  Some people find me mouth watering.  What am I?

Choices:
A. turkey
B. iran
C. state
D. invitation
E. flying

Answer: A


What is the key that does not open a door?

Choices:
A. turn
B. symbol
C. note
D. turkey
E. deadbolt

Answer: D


What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?

Choices:
A. sweetheart
B. turkey
C. note
D. disposition
E. symbol

Answer: B


A noble device, cursed to accept disgraceful treatment.  It's absence can tell a man he doesn't belong.  What is it?

Choices:
A. madman
B. urinal
C. draughts
D. bong
E. presenter

Answer: B


Choices:
A. birds
B. kicking
C. mechanical device
D. football team
E. like

Answer: D


I have the same name as a porcelain face, yet I carry great loads from place to place.

Choices:
A. carter
B. facecloth
C. silver
D. dolly
E. genius loci

Answer: D


As I was going to saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives.  Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to Saint Ives?

Choices:
A. cove
B. clothes basket
C. patronne
D. 1
E. mistress

Answer: D


if Joe has 6 sandpiles & John has 3 sandpiles & they put them together how many sandpiles will they have?

Choices:
A. series
B. hank
C. 1
D. epistle
E. programmer

Answer: C


Placed above it makes greater things small.  Placed beside it makes small things greater.  In matters that counts it always comes first.  Where others increase it keeps all things the same.  What is it?

Choices:
A. gush
B. activity
C. 1
D. carbon
E. dust

Answer: C


if a boy blows 18 bubbles  Then pops 6 eats 7 an then  He pops 5 and blows 1   How many are left?

Choices:
A. 1
B. treble
C. test
D. fret
E. soap bubble

Answer: A


Within, I clean all that is bad and is old.    I make juice that's the color of gold.    Should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled   To replace me, and beans I resemble.     What am I?

Choices:
A. machine
B. trickle
C. kidney
D. album
E. mass

Answer: C


You ride on me every day but barely notice,  I'm hot and cold at the very same time,  I'm the densest of my clan,  And my first three help you enjoy music.    What am I?

Choices:
A. spit
B. earth ear
C. single
D. beat
E. holiday

Answer: B


A train pulls in alongside a crowded platform.  It is precisely on schedule.  The train is not full, and yet nobody boards it.  All trains that stop at the platform travel to the same destinations.  Why then did nobody board the train?

Choices:
A. room
B. Hobby Lobby
C. fine
D. city center
E. model train

Answer: E


An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face.  "That eye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place, Not in high place. "

Choices:
A. company
B. vitality
C. sun shining on daisies
D. insects
E. socket

Answer: C


Choices:
A. record
B. gym
C. album
D. school
E. bethlehem

Answer: D


There is a house.  A person enters this house blind but exits it seeing.  What is it?

Choices:
A. wiring
B. descendant
C. school
D. janitor
E. type

Answer: C


When is the top of a mountain like a bank account?

Choices:
A. towards the bottom
B. when it peaks ones interest
C. double
D. rocks
E. cashier

Answer: B


Choices:
A. dormer
B. dung
C. ultrasound
D. beaver
E. velvet

Answer: B


Can you name the largest number that can be written with four 1's?

Choices:
A. composite number
B. crowd
C. 285311670611 which is 1111
D. prime number
E. propagation

Answer: C


You are in a plane.  There is a horse in front of you and a car behind you.  Where are you?  Hint: It is not a dream

Choices:
A. peanuts
B. on a merrygoround carousel
C. arive
D. gleam
E. on a roller coaster

Answer: B


I have no bed to sleep nor do I have a palace to live.  I don't have a single penny with me, but still I am known to be a king.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. dinning room
B. leaf
C. king of jungle  lion
D. fictional character
E. spot

Answer: C


What is often returned but never borrowed?

Choices:
A. key
B. result
C. keyboard
D. entry
E. thanks and compliments

Answer: E


It turns into a different story.  What is it?

Choices:
A. spiral staircase
B. sloth
C. tool
D. laundry room
E. storey

Answer: A


Under pressure is the only way I work, and by myself is the only way I am hurt.  What am I?

Choices:
A. design
B. diamond
C. iceman
D. bullfrog
E. bull rider

Answer: B


Red and orange, blue and green, touching brothers yellow and white.  The final solution is always in sight.  Yet only by minds sharp and keen.  What am I?

Choices:
A. decision
B. frogs
C. pitch
D. rubiks cube
E. shrub

Answer: D


A women and daughter walked into a restaurant.  A man walked past and the women both said, "Hello, Father".  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. single
B. man was a priest
C. prayer hall
D. slave
E. bimbo

Answer: B


There are 12 kids in a classroom.  6 kids are wearing socks and 4 are wearing shoes.  3 kids are wearing both.  How many are bare feet?

Choices:
A. 5 kids have barefeet
B. offspring
C. solleret
D. sleeping
E. put

Answer: A


If you see a reflection of an analogue clock which shows 2:30, what will be the original time?

Choices:
A. facer
B. dimension
C. tv
D. yearly
E. 9 30

Answer: E


If it were three hours later than it is now, it would be twice as long until midnight as it would be if it were four hours later.  What time is it now?

Choices:
A. blotter
B. taximeter
C. rhythm
D. 7pm
E. disorientation

Answer: D


What word when pronounced wrong is right but when pronounced right is wrong?

Choices:
A. modifier
B. word is wrong
C. application
D. correctness
E. byte

Answer: B


What is thrown to both kings and beggars?

Choices:
A. jewellery
B. toilet porcelain throne
C. royalty
D. discard
E. throne room

Answer: B


As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. rosewood
B. particle board
C. steel
D. wood hyacinth
E. it was sawdust

Answer: E


When was the latest year that is the same upside down?

Choices:
A. 1986
B. 1961
C. quarterly
D. form
E. indiction

Answer: B


Although I'm far from the point, I don't make mistakes, I fix yours.  What am I?

Choices:
A. eraser on a pencil
B. icepick
C. pike
D. intersection
E. cusp

Answer: A


I am a small room but no life lives inside, no matter what weather looms, very cold my residents reside.  What am I?

Choices:
A. poison
B. minute
C. form
D. fridge
E. time capsule

Answer: D


Three times what number is no larger than two times that same number?

Choices:
A. 0
B. posting
C. sizes
D. reverse polish notation
E. buster

Answer: A


It takes one word to separate them; otherwise they are inseparable.  What are they?

Choices:
A. request
B. facial
C. lips
D. utterance
E. arse

Answer: C


The number 8549176320.  What makes it unique?

Choices:
A. act
B. digits are in alphabetical order
C. continent
D. fourth
E. grammatical category

Answer: B


Two dogs are sitting on a porch "� a fat dog and a thin dog.  The little dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog.  Can you explain?

Choices:
A. thinner
B. fat dog is mother
C. skinny
D. crotch
E. slit

Answer: B


A man forgot the secret code to open his locker.  But he remembers the following clues:  Fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.  First number is one less than twice the second number.  Fourth number is one more than the second number.  Second number plus the third number equals ten.  Sum of all five numbers is 30.   Can you find out the secret code to help him out?

Choices:
A. bruce
B. coding
C. soul brother
D. 74658
E. mayor

Answer: D


Only one of the following statements is true, which one is it? One statement here is false.  Two statements here are false.  Three statements here are false.

Choices:
A. white lie
B. 2nd statement is true
C. 3rd statement
D. sharing
E. theory

Answer: B


I can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see.

Choices:
A. place
B. mold
C. tv
D. slice
E. machine

Answer: C


Choices:
A. double eagle
B. covering
C. token
D. piggy bank
E. nickel

Answer: D


Even if you throw it away, it still comes back.

Choices:
A. sports
B. like
C. frisbee
D. yoyo boomerang
E. closer

Answer: D


There is a kind of fish that can never swim.  What is that?

Choices:
A. transport
B. structure
C. dead fish
D. lake superior
E. trawler

Answer: C


Which tree is the most difficult to get along with?

Choices:
A. jigger
B. oak tree
C. crabtree
D. cork tree
E. uphill

Answer: C


What kind of street does a ghost like best?

Choices:
A. prosperity
B. dead end
C. card
D. united states of america
E. ghost town

Answer: B


There is a creature of God whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head

Choices:
A. science
B. double
C. chisel god was carpenter
D. doll
E. part

Answer: C


I bought it and it is costly,   But I use it for hanging only.

Choices:
A. go
B. chess board
C. misuse
D. earrings
E. capture

Answer: D


Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.

Choices:
A. nester
B. caprimulgiformes
C. earrings
D. plume
E. slip

Answer: C


Choices:
A. dog
B. set
C. chairs
D. deep
E. horse

Answer: A


Some say im cute others say im messywhatam i?

Choices:
A. swing
B. place
C. stand
D. dog
E. look

Answer: D


To you, rude would I never be,  Though I flag my tongue for all to see.    What am I?

Choices:
A. nerve
B. dog
C. white
D. paving stone
E. standard

Answer: B


Choices:
A. booth
B. leg
C. dog
D. story
E. audience

Answer: C


I am the beginng of dogfights, yet loyal to all men.  A scratch on my locator from my feline friend is enough to make me chase my own end.  What am I?

Choices:
A. felis
B. interrupt
C. dog
D. win
E. leopard

Answer: C


What do people want the least on their hands?

Choices:
A. pets
B. long suit
C. handcuffs
D. fingernail
E. weapons

Answer: C


Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!

Choices:
A. marksman
B. exposure
C. bane
D. sports equipment
E. toothpaste

Answer: E


A man is shown a portrait painting.  He looks closely, then exclaims rather cryptically: "Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. "  Who is the man in the portrait?

Choices:
A. father in heaven
B. father in laws house
C. fellow
D. chess
E. painting is of mans son

Answer: E


A child playing on the beach had 6-1/6 sand piles in one place and 3-1/3 in another.   If he put them together, how many sand piles would he have?

Choices:
A. ruining
B. beachhead
C. full of water
D. one whole pile
E. pocket money

Answer: D


Samuel was out for a walk and it started to rain.  He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat.  His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.  How could this be?

Choices:
A. somewhere
B. samuel is blad
C. captain
D. tread
E. dress

Answer: B


Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

Choices:
A. teddy bear
B. barren
C. stuffed
D. loves
E. dogs

Answer: C


What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

Choices:
A. migrator
B. tractor
C. stayer
D. carpet car and pet
E. homoiotherm

Answer: D


If you blow past your destination, you'll have to throw your car into this.

Choices:
A. air conditioner
B. travel
C. reverse
D. touring car
E. jeep

Answer: C


What falls, but never breaks? What Breaks, but never falls?

Choices:
A. october
B. month
C. season
D. plane
E. day and night

Answer: E


u can see every then you cant see with out something

Choices:
A. sound
B. monoclonal antibody
C. heavy
D. day and night
E. a

Answer: D


Which state can you live in without changing your address?

Choices:
A. state of mind
B. mass
C. springfield
D. tennessean
E. conservative

Answer: A


While walking down the street I met a man.  He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name.   What is the man's name?

Choices:
A. drum
B. leg
C. tee
D. and drew his cane andrew
E. cylinder

Answer: D


I am aspired by all, yet hard to find.  You can search endlessly, but have little peace of mind.  What am I?

Choices:
A. exploration
B. activity
C. state
D. happiness
E. piece

Answer: D


When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands.  What is it?

Choices:
A. birthday candles
B. touch
C. alive and breathing
D. salute
E. rub

Answer: A


Choices:
A. pulley
B. kites
C. ball bearing
D. garbage truck flies
E. trouser

Answer: D


Without it, I'm dead.  If I'm not, then then I'm behind.  What am I?

Choices:
A. time to travel
B. ahead a head
C. carrion
D. corps
E. bone

Answer: B


He has married many women, but has never been married.  Who is he?

Choices:
A. squirter
B. aztec
C. rings
D. preacher
E. bimbo

Answer: D


What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?

Choices:
A. shiatsu
B. anatomical structure
C. gove
D. butterfingers
E. imprint

Answer: C


What has roots as nobody sees.      Is taller than trees.     Up, up it goes.      And yet never grows?

Choices:
A. cry
B. rainforest
C. progress
D. peep
E. its majestic   a mountain

Answer: E


What do we see everyday,  a kind seldom sees,  and God never sees.

Choices:
A. favour
B. range
C. jesus
D. equal
E. consideration

Answer: D


Read my riddle, I pray.  What God never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day.  What is it?

Choices:
A. doxology
B. cowboy
C. equal
D. care
E. anubis

Answer: C


What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Choices:
A. damage
B. tee
C. area
D. water  a river
E. junk

Answer: D


I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air.   100 men and their horses cannot move me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. lighter
B. castles shadow
C. rook
D. particle
E. meteor

Answer: B


Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain.  He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat.  His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.  How could this happen?

Choices:
A. function
B. orphan
C. redhead
D. this man is bald
E. skin irritation

Answer: D


I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light.   I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear.   With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow.   What I will show you will often be unreachable.   Journey with me and what you see may haunt you.   Journey with me and you may never want to return home.   Journey with me and you will never know when it will end.   What am I?

Choices:
A. your dreams
B. reading
C. hope
D. music
E. soul

Answer: A


The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no.   What was the question?

Choices:
A. key
B. deny
C. symbol
D. representative
E. do you mind

Answer: E


You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving.   What is it?

Choices:
A. straighten
B. slip
C. got milk
D. wax
E. turnover

Answer: C


Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?

Choices:
A. kiliwa
B. blackwood
C. short
D. shortness
E. hill

Answer: C


A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning.  No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover.  This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source.  The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.   What is his favorite drink?

Choices:
A. alcoholic
B. hate
C. headwater
D. blood hes a vampire
E. world

Answer: D


We are little creatures;   all of us have different features.    One of us in glass is set;   one of us you'll find in jet.    Another you may see in tin,   and the fourth is boxed within .    If the fifth you should pursue,   it can never fly from you.    What are we?

Choices:
A. a
B. or
C. we are vowels
D. alphabet
E. we're stupid

Answer: C


A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished.  Why?

Choices:
A. brothers
B. monk
C. sisters are siamese twins
D. older brother
E. two christmas's

Answer: C


Whoever makes it, tells it not.  Whoever takes it, knows it not.  Whoever knows it, wants it not.  What is it?

Choices:
A. grind
B. fake news
C. call
D. black
E. they are fake  counterfeit money

Answer: E


A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon.  A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog.  How did the driver know the dog was there?

Choices:
A. leave early
B. photopigment
C. lhasa apso
D. it was daytime
E. rolling stock

Answer: D


I live in a city where everything is black.  Black cars, black houses, black everything.  We have no electriciy anywhere.  One day we saw a light! How is that possible?

Choices:
A. nonexistence
B. nanosecond
C. it was daytime
D. opportunity
E. be night

Answer: C


There was once a city that was all black- the buildings, the people, and all other things.  One day, a black-painted man drove into the city with a black car, but he stopped because he saw a black cat.  How is it possible if the city was all black?

Choices:
A. tet
B. days
C. it was daytime
D. texas independence day
E. there were no cars

Answer: C


i man is driving in his car down a highway  and his car is black you can't see it   and there is no street lights on , the stars aren't out, the moon is n't out and he hasen't got his street lights on   a guy in pure black walk's across the road  and the guy in the car swirves and misses him ,  how???

Choices:
A. when it was night time
B. rear window
C. nigeria
D. it was daytime
E. clearway

Answer: D


Four men sat down to play.   They played all night till break of day.   They played for gold and not for fun.   With separate scores for everyone.   When they had come to square accounts.   They all had made quite fair amounts.   Can you the paradox explain.   If no one lost, how all could gain?

Choices:
A. advance to prize
B. actress
C. men were musicians
D. bone
E. advance to next round

Answer: C


Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction.  They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time.  They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. four wheels
B. heavy
C. they all made righthand turns
D. plane
E. knob

Answer: C


Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons.  He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left.  How many melons did he take to town?

Choices:
A. town crier
B. monkshood
C. pavement
D. easy three melons
E. bailiff

Answer: D


A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.    How could this be?

Choices:
A. adonis
B. remind people of their loved ones
C. men
D. beggar's wife
E. beggar was a woman

Answer: E


What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?

Choices:
A. remove
B. your feet   footsteps
C. dust
D. membership
E. permit

Answer: B


Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I ?

Choices:
A. headrest
B. dickhead
C. cut and paste
D. you strike it  a match
E. be

Answer: D


What year comes next in this sequence:    1973 1979 1987 1993 1997 1999

Choices:
A. quarter
B. 2003 they are prime years
C. 1974
D. march
E. holiday

Answer: B


A man was found dead out in a field of snow.  The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines.  Who should the police be looking for?

Choices:
A. soldier
B. man in wheelchair
C. he
D. icicle
E. ton

Answer: B


Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen.  Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass.    What are we?

Choices:
A. take
B. wink
C. a
D. a telescope
E. your own eyes

Answer: E


If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

Choices:
A. two  the two you took
B. chromatic color
C. pumpkin
D. stave
E. carotene

Answer: A


Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up.  What is it?

Choices:
A. kitchen strainer
B. terrace
C. touch
D. silver
E. puppy

Answer: A


What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?

Choices:
A. foliation
B. tombstones
C. seneschal
D. debris
E. drum

Answer: B


What work is it that the faster you work,   the longer it is before you're done,   and the slower you work,   the sooner you're finished?

Choices:
A. product
B. beaver
C. set
D. answering questions
E. roasting meat on a spit

Answer: E


What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

Choices:
A. music
B. crop
C. sign
D. belts
E. to cover cows

Answer: E


You give someone a dollar.  You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother.  How can that be?

Choices:
A. giraffe
B. long hair  its your sister
C. west indian
D. counterperson
E. lithuanian

Answer: B


Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

Choices:
A. because she is still alive
B. griffin
C. bald eagle
D. because she is a girl
E. bushwhacker

Answer: A


There was a green house.   Inside the green house there was a white house  Inside the white house there was a red house.   Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

Choices:
A. winter melon
B. algae
C. leaf
D. flush
E. this is a watermelon

Answer: E


Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?

Choices:
A. on a map
B. root
C. main road
D. national park
E. in the clouds

Answer: A


I never was, am always to be,  No one ever saw me, nor ever will  And yet I am the confidence of all  To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

Choices:
A. electroscope
B. tomorrow  your future
C. cut
D. epicurean
E. globe

Answer: B


What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.   Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.   What is it?

Choices:
A. dip
B. bald eagle
C. dress
D. enlargement
E. a mountain

Answer: E


How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?

Choices:
A. chest to chest
B. scale
C. athlete
D. by standing back to back
E. companionship

Answer: D


Two men are in a desert.  They both have packs on.  One of the guys is dead.  The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed.  What is in the pack?

Choices:
A. deck
B. parachute that didnt open
C. wise
D. look
E. bacteria

Answer: B


I have an eye but cannot see.  I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs.   What am I?

Choices:
A. im a hurricane
B. homo
C. out
D. looking
E. cornea

Answer: A


Mary was working in a chemistry lab with a mixture of chemicals that was 90% water and weighed 20 pounds.  After returning to the lab from a weekend break, she calculated the mixture was now 50% water.  How much does the mixture now weigh? For purposes of this puzzle, assume the non-water part of the mixture was not affected by evaporation.

Choices:
A. kilograms
B. dollar
C. time period
D. water dog
E. 12 pounds

Answer: E


I am that which is hunted, and this panes me.  Do you dig, Stone?   What am I?

Choices:
A. duck
B. pitching
C. plane
D. setting
E. quarry

Answer: E


If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

Choices:
A. k9p youll get it eventually
B. put
C. wildfire
D. embers
E. penetralium

Answer: A


I can be found on a human or beast  all people should have one at least  I can be any shape or any size   and my history you'll despise           What Am I?

Choices:
A. title
B. mammoth
C. story
D. scar
E. studying

Answer: D


If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

Choices:
A. animation
B. meaning
C. your fingers
D. breathing
E. be

Answer: C


Lighter than what  I am made of.   More of me is hidden than seen.

Choices:
A. carry burden
B. fireplace
C. photo
D. put
E. im an iceberg

Answer: E


I live in the canopy.   I rarely touch the forest floor.    I hang upside down all day.   I move as slow as a tortoise.   My hair is brown and green.    I eat tree leaves.    Who am i?

Choices:
A. tree hugger
B. lanugo
C. toedsloth
D. field day
E. poliosis

Answer: C


Choices:
A. breathlessness
B. stagger
C. running out of gas
D. operation
E. ride

Answer: C


What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?

Choices:
A. hill
B. pier
C. your  shadow
D. oil
E. gramophone

Answer: C


A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number.  What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?   (a palindrome can be read both forwards and backwards, like "Kayak")

Choices:
A. hot rod
B. milwaukee
C. major league
D. 110 miles  73037
E. meter

Answer: D


What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

Choices:
A. wire
B. record
C. corners
D. contain cupboard
E. mail  a stamp

Answer: E


How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Choices:
A. bad dream
B. none it was noah
C. metamere
D. single
E. shepherd

Answer: B


Which word can be placed between the two following words to make two new ones:  TABLE - - - - HOUSE

Choices:
A. butter knife
B. physical object
C. meeting place
D. native speaker
E. ware

Answer: E


My first is in fish but not in snail,  My second is in rabbit but not in tail.   My third is in up but not in down,  My fourth is in tiara but not in crown.   My fifth is in tree you plainly see,  My whole a food for you and me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. fruit
B. brachychiton
C. bird nests
D. anus
E. pine tree

Answer: A


Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18?   {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}

Choices:
A. flight line
B. geometry
C. line of sight
D. answer
E. meaning

Answer: D


I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.  What am I?

Choices:
A. sun will come up      tomorrow
B. album
C. there will be no more sleep
D. dogs
E. I will die

Answer: A


The more there is the less you see.    What is it?

Choices:
A. what time is it      darkness
B. nail hole
C. combine
D. guitar
E. nose

Answer: A


All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard.  What is it?

Choices:
A. bin
B. breathing
C. it blows  the wind
D. hiding
E. vision

Answer: C


I am like day,   you can find me near the river any day,   and you can make almost anything out of me.    who am I?

Choices:
A. junk
B. pebbles
C. full of mud
D. ad
E. clay

Answer: E


i have no legs and no hands i am brown i swim i am not a fish or i don'[t live in fresh water

Choices:
A. lactic acid
B. mudskipper
C. poo
D. pope
E. bathing

Answer: C


what doesnt live but is not dead!!????  h   Hint-it coooomes from you!

Choices:
A. divide
B. regret
C. immortal
D. poo
E. buccaneer

Answer: D


what is brown and stiky and goes round and round

Choices:
A. khaki
B. poo
C. yeast
D. cartridge
E. lip

Answer: B


Choices:
A. slave
B. webmaster
C. mastership
D. mastermind
E. rattlesnake master

Answer: A


I am the creator, through thick and thin, My time is sunset then I begin.  Worlds of men and beasts I make, to me these things are not fake.   But Over and over I will kill , I am the tirent and creator but not at will.  What am I?

Choices:
A. sleeping dreamer
B. lifespan
C. finish job
D. village
E. resentful

Answer: A


There is a certain family with both girl and boy children.  Each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters.  Each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters.  How many boys and girls are there in this family?

Choices:
A. sylph
B. family man
C. white
D. organization
E. four boys and three girls

Answer: E


I am the mothers child , the fathers child yet no ones son. What am I?

Choices:
A. imp
B. im their daughter
C. teaching
D. whoreson
E. album

Answer: B


I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. their daughter
B. jnr
C. simpson
D. jackson
E. childs

Answer: A


I killed one fourth of mankind.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. assassination
B. harm
C. cain who killed abel
D. stiletto
E. conquer enemy

Answer: C


I'm related to you.   I'm really close to you!   I'm your cousins aunt.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. database
B. ride
C. poison
D. my mother
E. stopper

Answer: D


I am thin, tall and I cannot walk but I have a tilted head .   What am I!?

Choices:
A. remove
B. bill
C. number 1
D. page
E. sheet of paper

Answer: C


A man but an animal, a horn with two hands.  What am I?

Choices:
A. card
B. quality
C. alcyonacea
D. minotaur
E. pauropoda

Answer: D


Some say we are red, some say we are green.    Some play us, some spray us.    What are we?

Choices:
A. pepper
B. vegetables
C. room
D. apples
E. shrub

Answer: A


Mr.  and Mrs.  Wilson have five children, half of them are boys. How is this possible?

Choices:
A. party favors
B. party time
C. learning
D. they are all boys
E. flower girl

Answer: D


One Breakes and Never Falls and one Falls but never breaks, what are they?

Choices:
A. night and day
B. rank
C. brit
D. nonstop
E. brittle

Answer: A


Choices:
A. shopfront
B. edge
C. village
D. no such thing
E. siding

Answer: D


What goes into the water red and comes out black?

Choices:
A. redhot poker
B. lead
C. harbor
D. ivory black
E. headwater

Answer: A


Choices:
A. single
B. anna
C. appearance
D. wits
E. plain

Answer: B


On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor.  All of a sudden the ship began to sink.  There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.    What caused the ship to sink?

Choices:
A. it was a submarine
B. turn
C. list to port
D. well
E. bilge well

Answer: A


Find the four digit number in which the first digit is one fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3.

Choices:
A. transient
B. 1694
C. watches
D. one side
E. cost

Answer: B


One by one we come to life and side by side we wait, while our company swells in number some come early some come late.  Some will bore you, some enthrill, but you can not choose between us, you must take us one and all, because we're bound together tightly and we're naught if we break free; if you want some clues about us simply answer who are we?

Choices:
A. faithful
B. bookmaker
C. summons
D. chapters
E. learning

Answer: D


A man is late for an appointment and, in his haste, takes a corner so fast that only two wheel were on the pavement.  A police man is standing on the corner, but he did not give him a ticket.  Why?

Choices:
A. smooth
B. he was on a motorcycle
C. ferris wheel
D. take a turn
E. drive

Answer: B


The man who made it doesn't want it,  The man who bought it doesn't need it,  The man who has it can't see it. . .   What is it???

Choices:
A. coffinolbiously
B. tailor
C. purchasing
D. simony
E. fault

Answer: A


A man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left.  Runs some more, and turns left again.  He runs a bit more and turns left one more time.  When he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for hom.  Who are the masked man?

Choices:
A. witness
B. boundary
C. athletes
D. catcher and umpire
E. player

Answer: D


a son and father were going out for a drive and they met with a terrible accident.  the father died at the spot and the son was rushed to the hospital.  when it was time to operate the doctor said i can't operate on this boy because he is my son who is the doctor?

Choices:
A. page
B. great grandfather
C. his mother
D. pater
E. grandparent

Answer: C


a man and his son were walking on a cliff the man fell an died and the boy was seriosly hurt and rushed to hospital and the doctor said i cant operate on him hes my son who is the doctor!

Choices:
A. page
B. old man
C. his mother
D. godfather
E. bald eagle

Answer: C


A doctor and a boy were fishing.  The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father.  Who was the doctor?

Choices:
A. medical office
B. his mother
C. page
D. forefather
E. grandfather

Answer: B


There is a path through the woods.  It goes in one side, and out the other.  How far can you walk in?

Choices:
A. halfway
B. clump
C. sequence
D. woodland
E. shamble

Answer: A


I can trap many different things and colors,  Ever changing, not boring.   Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap.    What am I?

Choices:
A. mirror or pool of water
B. catching
C. beaver
D. primary colour
E. strike

Answer: A


You can take off all of my skin  and I will not cry  but YOU will  Why ?

Choices:
A. taxidermy
B. pimple
C. im an onion
D. feel cold
E. acceptor

Answer: C


I am thought to be everywhere, and I only have one rival.  He hides within himself, and stays wherever I cannot reach.     Who am I?    and    Who is my rival??

Choices:
A. act
B. put
C. camp
D. light       he is dark
E. thinking

Answer: D


I can be created by humans,  but they cannot control me.   I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike.   I can be more of a hindrance than help.   To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once.    What am I?

Choices:
A. machine
B. independent
C. baby
D. material
E. album

Answer: C


What goes in like water and comes out like rock?                    what am I?

Choices:
A. water bed
B. achromatism
C. rocker
D. machine
E. baby

Answer: E


My mom has just had a baby but is not my brother or sister.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. older
B. bairn
C. umbilical cord
D. baby
E. son

Answer: D


I soar without wings, I see without eyes.   I've traveled the universe to and fro.   I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. im your imagination
B. looking
C. explore
D. village
E. world record

Answer: A


A white dove flew down by the castle.  Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.

Choices:
A. remove
B. white lie
C. snow melted by the sun
D. dove's nest
E. white book

Answer: C


I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole.  What am I?

Choices:
A. support
B. colour
C. cars
D. steel chain
E. linen

Answer: D


a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and  jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened

Choices:
A. set
B. cat jumped off first floor
C. dogs
D. clip
E. throw

Answer: B


What is the color of the vest's sleeves ? . . .

Choices:
A. bulging
B. vests dont have sleeves
C. cotton
D. cuff
E. motley

Answer: B


what has six legs but olny walks with 4?

Choices:
A. transport
B. wax
C. horse and his rider
D. cut
E. movement

Answer: C


a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck.  on the way to the ER the man past away.  the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son.  how ca n this be?

Choices:
A. species
B. son of man
C. son of a bitch
D. dad
E. surgeon is mom

Answer: E


A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father.  In 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father.  How old is the daughter now?

Choices:
A. 50 years old
B. days
C. seasonal
D. doll
E. quarter

Answer: A


The higher I climb, the hotter I engage, I can not escape my crystal cage.   What am I?

Choices:
A. crystal meth lab
B. genius
C. silver chloride
D. mercury in a thermometer
E. chipped

Answer: D


When I am young I am tall.   When I am old I am short.    What can I be?

Choices:
A. village
B. fire  a candle
C. antique
D. look
E. lime

Answer: B


What kind of can never needs a can-opener?

Choices:
A. pelican
B. office desk
C. crackers
D. kindliness
E. structure

Answer: A


Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Choices:
A. amerind
B. to keep his wigwam
C. plumage
D. matai
E. brief

Answer: B


if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?

Choices:
A. piece
B. crust
C. leaning tower of pizza
D. pizza box
E. apple pie

Answer: C


There was a buss with 26 people in it.  Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.  When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left.  Also, no one got out from the bus.  What happened?

Choices:
A. stand
B. step
C. en
D. they all got married
E. noose

Answer: D


A kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the accepted rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire.  What's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?

Choices:
A. flavor
B. coconut oil
C. he was a billionaire
D. plane
E. place

Answer: C


They can trickle down,  They can tickle too.   Or make you sneeze,  Or comfort you.   Their rustling sound,  you've rarely heard,  Unless you're a pillow  or a bird!   What are they?

Choices:
A. connect
B. frogmouth
C. plumes
D. threskiornithidae
E. they are feathers

Answer: E


I am a perching barrel, filled with meat,  Taking hits from leaps and dives.   Look inside, but do not eat,  The meat in there is still alive!

Choices:
A. bore
B. thimble on finger
C. rub
D. contact
E. roast

Answer: B


What is it that everyone requires, everyone gives, everyone asks and that very few take?

Choices:
A. massacre
B. tip
C. advise
D. platform
E. supply

Answer: C


Scarcely was the father in this world when the son could be found sitting on the roof.

Choices:
A. look
B. fire and smoke
C. roofs
D. pops
E. frisbee

Answer: B


Choices:
A. forestay
B. camel
C. waxy leathery leaves
D. flush
E. making

Answer: C


A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die.  How many are left alive?

Choices:
A. lives
B. 9  all but nine die
C. bush
D. growing
E. tabby cat

Answer: B


There's a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident.   They were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms.   The Doctor went into the boys room and said "I can not operate on him he is my son".   How can this be?

Choices:
A. doctor was sons mom
B. son was born
C. daughter is his daughter
D. daughter is his wife
E. tool

Answer: A


Susan has invited her family to Thanksgiving Dinner.  As her plates are not the best, Susan wants to buy new plates, one for each person at her Thanksgiving Dinner.    There'll be a grandfather, a grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two daughters, one father-in-law, one mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law.    At least how many plates does Susan need to buy?

Choices:
A. buffet
B. macaroni
C. knives
D. grandmas house
E. 7 plates

Answer: E


Peater piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,if peater piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,how many pickled peppers did Peater piper pick?

Choices:
A. sneezing
B. pluck
C. preserve
D. shaker
E. peck of pickeld peppers

Answer: E


A dad and his son are driving around, suddenly the car crashes and the dad instinly the son is rushed to the hospital, when the son is in the emergency/operation room the doctor says i can't opeterate on him, he's my son.  Who was the doctor?

Choices:
A. his mom
B. fatherland
C. patients
D. expert
E. pace car

Answer: A


A business man decides to take his son to see his office one day.  Unfortunately when they arrive, a fire breaks out and the father passes out.  The young boy screams out the window to the firefighters below for help.  One of the firefighters looks up and yells "That's My son!" but the boy's dad is already inside, feignted, who's the firefighter below?

Choices:
A. wellness center
B. pater
C. his mom
D. great grandfather
E. father christmas

Answer: C


What happens to a green rock when you throw it in the Red Sea?

Choices:
A. it gets wet
B. reflection
C. seal
D. gets softer
E. It will get colder

Answer: A


I'm a word that's hardly there.    Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair.    What am I?

Choices:
A. activity
B. menarche
C. root
D. sparsley no s  parsley
E. herbal medicine

Answer: D


A pair of monkeys sit in each corner of a square cage.  they are all looking at each other.  how many monkeys can say they are looking at another monkey?

Choices:
A. stand
B. sloth
C. none  monkeys cant talk
D. come
E. amazon

Answer: C


How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?

Choices:
A. baltimore maryland
B. a pile of bricks
C. good repair
D. finishing touch
E. one brick

Answer: E


what is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

Choices:
A. rap
B. white
C. cloth
D. penguin rolling down hill
E. record

Answer: D


i am one everynight with out light but make two during the day who am i?

Choices:
A. emission
B. milky way
C. scene
D. light bulb
E. shawdow

Answer: E


A man, exausted from his long journey decides to go to sleep. . he shuts off all the lights and goes to sleep. . when he wakes up he has already killed 365 people.  he does not sleep walk and slept all night like a baby. . how is this possible?

Choices:
A. poison
B. intersection
C. laser
D. neon
E. he lives in a lighthouse

Answer: E


whats blue and is in the air  it is not a cloud nor the sky.   what am i

Choices:
A. blue airplane
B. rain cloud
C. brown water
D. dust
E. flying

Answer: A


eight and five last name and given, we are one six six six even, first in the cow, last in the oxen, three in damsel, three in vixen.     what are we called

Choices:
A. poison
B. roman numerals
C. colony
D. brie
E. agglutinin

Answer: B


How do you take 1 from 19 to equal 20, without using negatives????

Choices:
A. chinese tea room
B. minus
C. roman numerals
D. sixth
E. reducer

Answer: C


Prove that half of twelve is seven and half of thirteen is eight.

Choices:
A. sixpence
B. sevener
C. thirteenth
D. roman numerals
E. must

Answer: D


When is it acceptable to put a pickle in a car?

Choices:
A. first gear
B. stairs
C. mobility
D. gear
E. when the car is ajar

Answer: E


Choices:
A. pass
B. find the way
C. schedule
D. find the answer
E. counting

Answer: D


One day I sat on a mat,  I looked up and saw a big bat,  As it swooped down from the air it got caught in my hair,  Finnally it just took my rat.    What kind of riddle is it?

Choices:
A. linerick
B. nature reserve
C. twister
D. have
E. bobby pin

Answer: A


My life can be measured in hours,  I serve by being devoured.   Thin, I am quick,  Fat, I am slow,  Wind is my foe.   What am I?

Choices:
A. wax of a candle
B. scale
C. opportunity
D. worship
E. sound

Answer: A


in me there is a place 4 everything, and everything is in its place                           WHAT AM I????

Choices:
A. place of business
B. place name
C. fishery
D. institution
E. file

Answer: E


A man was going to New York.  Along the way he met a man with seven wives.  Each wife had seven children.  Each child had seven cats.  Each cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, children, wives.  How many people are going to New York?

Choices:
A. characteristic
B. cabin boy
C. one man
D. orphan
E. he

Answer: C


Where do you go to become an ice cream man?

Choices:
A. species
B. skate
C. sundae school
D. son
E. area

Answer: C


I have 4 legs.    I am faster than the other animals.  I always win at cards?

Choices:
A. roan
B. equid
C. cheetah
D. category
E. hunger strike

Answer: C


Sometimes I am loud, and viewed with distaste.  Poke out my eye, then I'm on the front of your face.  What word am I?

Choices:
A. headroom
B. appear purple
C. blinking
D. noise  attribute eye to i
E. speaker

Answer: D


if Adam and Eve were in a room with no windows nor doors.  Their dead along with a broken glass of water.  How did they die?

Choices:
A. water gas
B. freezing
C. their fish
D. water right
E. greenstick fracture

Answer: C


A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her.  The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting.  When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter. " How could that be?

Choices:
A. secretary was girls father
B. thing
C. innocence
D. debutante
E. servant

Answer: A


There is a dead man in the center of a field.   He carried with him an unopened package.    As he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die.    How did he know he was going to die?

Choices:
A. living thing
B. mans parachute did not open
C. device
D. his death
E. caveman

Answer: B


Choices:
A. literate
B. apple tree
C. spelling bee
D. photo
E. herb garden

Answer: C


What is more amazing than a talking dog?

Choices:
A. dogs
B. spelling bee
C. cut
D. music
E. hot dogs

Answer: B


There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.  He has a wife and 2 kids.  What does he weigh?

Choices:
A. serve customers
B. butcher weighs meat
C. sell food
D. slush
E. buy

Answer: B


When your mom says, "Say the magic word".   What should you say?

Choices:
A. determiner
B. magic word
C. alchemist
D. thesaurus
E. illusions

Answer: B


So, a man was walking through the woods and he comes across a cabin.   There were two people in the cabin but they were both dead and there was nobody/nothing around.   How did they die?

Choices:
A. aped
B. spring forth
C. face south
D. forests
E. plain crashed

Answer: E


Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.

Choices:
A. lacrimal vein
B. needle  storm  potato
C. mechanism
D. device
E. tool

Answer: B


Choices:
A. knight
B. portable computer
C. entertainment
D. screen saver
E. connect

Answer: D


What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Choices:
A. cheese store
B. holes
C. nacho cheese
D. fill
E. pesto

Answer: C


what kind of flowers do you smell under your nose

Choices:
A. flowering
B. bush
C. clover
D. tulips   because two lips
E. orifice

Answer: D


Flat as a leaf, round as a ring;  Has two eyes, can't see a thing.    What is it?

Choices:
A. button
B. mouse
C. travel
D. pin
E. aperture

Answer: A


What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?   You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

Choices:
A. beaver
B. pamphlets
C. telephone book
D. sign
E. customers

Answer: C


I'm 51 feet tall. I can blow marshmellows out of my mouth. I can fly. Who am I?

Choices:
A. insect repellent
B. blowjob
C. winding
D. im in your imgination
E. leg

Answer: D


In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

Choices:
A. anniversary
B. january
C. it happens every year
D. week
E. religious holiday

Answer: C


a man was walking his dog the man rode yet walked what was the dogs name?

Choices:
A. dog biscuit
B. dogs name was yet
C. chow
D. dogfish
E. newfoundland

Answer: B


There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella.  How come all the girls did not get wet?

Choices:
A. sports equipment
B. being cold
C. marsh
D. because it was not raining
E. umbrellabelt

Answer: D


What will happen if you dial"666"on the phone?

Choices:
A. police will come upside down
B. probable
C. trip
D. happening
E. captain

Answer: A


Mr.  Smith and his son are driving in a car, They get into an accident, Mr.  Smith Dies and his Son is rushed to the hospital, and the sergan says  "I can't operate on him because he is my SON. " How is that possible?

Choices:
A. dads
B. surgeon was his mother
C. son of a british barber
D. daughter of farmer
E. syringe

Answer: B


What is shaped like a boot,  What has the best spaghetti,  What is famous for their capital,  What starts with an I an ends with a y

Choices:
A. sydney
B. italy
C. bootleg
D. horse
E. hill

Answer: B


There was a tornado.  The power went out and the man went to his basement to take cover.  As he was carrying the candles down the old, wooden stairs, he tripped and the candles dropped on the stairs.  Why didn't the stairs catch fire?

Choices:
A. pliers
B. candles werent lit
C. down
D. patch
E. lemon

Answer: B


look at these numbers:11,33,69  what are common about them?

Choices:
A. chow
B. community
C. downcast
D. theyre symmetrical
E. fellow

Answer: D


Choices:
A. indication
B. rectangle
C. draw a picture
D. syndrome
E. sign on the dotted line

Answer: E


What is the most common candy handed out at Halloween??

Choices:
A. collection
B. place
C. sweets
D. candy corn
E. pliers

Answer: D


The title of this book has been put into very fancy language.  Can you name the book?   ?The objects, or people, have been removed from their previous localities through the power of a naturally moving phenomenon. ?

Choices:
A. library of eden
B. gone with the wind
C. movables
D. traveler
E. area

Answer: B


If you have 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many do you have?

Choices:
A. cooking apple
B. 2 you took them remember
C. native american
D. souring
E. dixieland

Answer: B


WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHEN YOUR HEAD IS HOT, YOUR FEET ARE COLD, AND YOU SEE SPOTS IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES?

Choices:
A. oxygen tank
B. double boiler
C. fill in the blunderbuss
D. electric fan
E. polkdot sock on your head

Answer: E


there was once a boi hes name was troy he lives in the new world what am i

Choices:
A. mimesis
B. immortal
C. troy
D. svedberg
E. real time

Answer: C


The ancient giant from the east  Was slain by man and by beast  And laid to rest upon his pyre  To feed a ravenous desire  He'd swallowed a woman whole  Then, feeling hungry still, he tried  To swallow a horse and thus he died

Choices:
A. dangling
B. avestan
C. company
D. troy
E. cavalry

Answer: D


What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it?

Choices:
A. dj
B. actress
C. listen  silence
D. be quiet
E. brittleness

Answer: C


Empty as space ,   Scary as a ghost,   I appear every night  What am I ?

Choices:
A. black
B. interstellar space
C. da
D. interplanetary space
E. small hours

Answer: A


red, white, and blue what color is the word after the period.  red

Choices:
A. black
B. dog star
C. blood cells
D. cobalt
E. coloring

Answer: A


What do you have but people use it more than you do?

Choices:
A. anus
B. tell story
C. joint
D. initials
E. everybody has one  your name

Answer: E


at yung i am tall,at old i am short.  what am i?

Choices:
A. wise
B. glory
C. candel
D. must
E. old testament

Answer: C


Tall I am young   Short I am old  While with light I do glow  What am I?

Choices:
A. kettle
B. linkboy
C. small person
D. candel
E. octogenarian

Answer: D


Choices:
A. maisonette
B. dogs
C. dress  address get it
D. chamber
E. wearer

Answer: C


What can be seen, but cannot be touched, and when put in a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?

Choices:
A. reflection
B. dip
C. birds
D. floor lamp
E. beam of light

Answer: E


Ryan wuz braggin bout his skool's hockey team " In the last game, we managed to win without one man gettin a goal" .  Since the final score was 3 to 1 , how is this possible?

Choices:
A. it wuz a gurlz team
B. playoff
C. colonel
D. dugout
E. we were good

Answer: A


The man who makes me never uses me, but the man who uses me never sees me.  I am made of wood, and burried beneath ground.  What am I?

Choices:
A. become food
B. ground glass
C. dead mans coffin
D. ground squirrel
E. bull

Answer: C


Which game teaches us that roses have rings?

Choices:
A. set
B. thorn
C. bells
D. remind us of place
E. ringa ringa roses

Answer: E


If you were locked inside a car and you had a hammer how would you get out?

Choices:
A. unlock the car door
B. repair a window
C. find a way out
D. wire
E. high gear

Answer: A


Rich people need it, so does the poor, a man loves it more than life, and a woman loves it more than her husband.   What is it?

Choices:
A. jews
B. master
C. jesus christ
D. place
E. being

Answer: C


Three eye's have I, all in a row.   When red, all freeze.   What am I?

Choices:
A. shade
B. portal
C. stoplight
D. scull
E. private eye

Answer: C


My timpani play a rhythmic song,  With hammer on anvil I play along.   Down my canal no ship sets course,  And I have a stirrup that fits no horse.   What am I?

Choices:
A. obviously             ear
B. general
C. dogs
D. percussion instrument
E. product

Answer: A


live in the underground, and also live in Grasslands.

Choices:
A. marmoset
B. bugs
C. see
D. prairie dogs
E. Disclosure

Answer: D


Round I start, yet no shape have I.   Allow me to breathe, and my life will die.   The older I grow, the more sought after I become.   You will feel much better when I am done.   What am I?

Choices:
A. cds
B. bottle of wine
C. dose
D. beginning to decay
E. water hole

Answer: B


What has six faces,  But does not wear makeup.    It also has twenty-one eyes,   But cannot see?

Choices:
A. single
B. exhaust
C. machine
D. die dice
E. cover

Answer: D


What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?

Choices:
A. van allen belt
B. hydrosphere
C. gospel
D. damned
E. word and

Answer: E


babies are born on the same day by the same mother at the same time but yet they are noy twins how is this possible

Choices:
A. they are triplets
B. inauguration day
C. motherfucker
D. embryo
E. idea

Answer: A


Mr.  Jones and his son, David, were driving down the busy freeway.  They crashed with another car.  Mr Jones died and David was rushed to the hospital.  David needed an opperation.  The surgen came in and truthfully stated, "I cannot opperatate on this boy, for he is my son. " How could this be?

Choices:
A. pumpkin
B. massachusetts
C. surgen was davids mother
D. primary care
E. fathers

Answer: C


An explorer in Antarctica is examining some of his ice samples and during this time, he finds two frozen people.  As examines them more closely he realizes that these people are Adam and Eve.  how does he know this?

Choices:
A. cold water
B. feel cold
C. they have no belly button
D. cooler
E. bone

Answer: C


There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.  What is it?

Choices:
A. rodeo
B. ax
C. par
D. cliffhanger
E. boxing

Answer: E


Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing).  The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer.  Yet no man throws a punch.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. take steroids
B. barman
C. cut
D. rule
E. they are female boxers

Answer: E


Zombies don't need something when they go on  boat trips.  What is the thing that they don't need to use??

Choices:
A. parachutes
B. sailing
C. term
D. life jackets
E. creature

Answer: D


What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?

Choices:
A. acceptor
B. pressing
C. bolshevik
D. nip and tuck
E. rhubarb

Answer: E


A man rides into town on a horse.  He arrives to town on Friday.  He decides to stay three days and leave on Friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. horses name is friday
B. horsebox
C. foal
D. dude ranch
E. sell beer

Answer: A


If a Cow Boy rides in on Monday stays for two days and then leaves on friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. stall
B. horses name is friday
C. herd
D. school year begins on michigan
E. midway

Answer: B


A man is planing a trip from New York to Atlanta.  To save gas he plans on taking a horse.  The day that he leaves is a Friday but he a arrives on the same Friday.  How could that be?

Choices:
A. nevada
B. horse sense
C. nibbles
D. horses name is friday
E. wild horse

Answer: D


A cowboy rides into town on friday, stays five days and leaves on friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. horses name is friday
B. rides
C. riding
D. midway
E. beaver

Answer: A


A man left for a three day trip on Friday and came back on Friday.   How is this possible?

Choices:
A. ride
B. risk
C. holiday
D. horses name is friday
E. beaver

Answer: D


What is dry going in, wet going out and satisfies two people?

Choices:
A. sapsago
B. marsh
C. americans
D. basque
E. tebag

Answer: E


What goes in dry and comes out wet.  The longer it's in, the better it gets.  When it comes out, it's sagging wet.  What is it?

Choices:
A. tebag
B. thunder
C. point of view
D. longer
E. dishtowel

Answer: A


there is a coffin, the mother of the person in the coffin is the mother-in-law of your mother,.  who is the person in the coffin?

Choices:
A. your father
B. yeast
C. motherland
D. mater
E. machine

Answer: A


What can climb mountains,   cross streams,   handle hundreds of feet each day,   yet never moves?

Choices:
A. ectrodactyly
B. lakh
C. file
D. panhandle
E. trail

Answer: E


As I was going to St.  Ives, I met a man with seven wives.   Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St.  Ives?

Choices:
A. caveman
B. mantrap
C. airman
D. mankind
E. just the guy

Answer: E


I live for lafter   I live for the crowd  without it i am nothing  What am i. . .

Choices:
A. threes
B. gathering
C. clown
D. noise
E. arena

Answer: C


guys that laugh and dont make you frown  make you smile and never let you far  who is it?

Choices:
A. rain cloud
B. cover
C. general
D. tough guy
E. clown

Answer: E


People are hired to get rid of me.    I'm often hiding under your bed.    In time I'll always return you see.    Bite me and you're surely dead.    What am I?

Choices:
A. padding
B. kitty
C. dust
D. machine
E. casket

Answer: C


a man and his son were in a terrible car accident.  an ambulance rushed them to the hospital.  the doctors would only operate on the son not the man.  the doctor said "I can't operate on this boy.  he's my son. " Who Was The Doctor?????

Choices:
A. boys mom
B. babu
C. dandy
D. alumnus
E. creche

Answer: A


Choices:
A. bathroom towel
B. touch
C. free
D. dishcloth
E. towel rack

Answer: A


It is Cold and it is Hot,  It is White and it is Dark,  It is Stone and it is Wax,  Its true nature is Flesh,  And its color is Red.    What am I?

Choices:
A. Fleshlight
B. bone
C. girdle
D. degree
E. human heart

Answer: E


what is big and hard and moves very fast

Choices:
A. general
B. amtrak
C. scrabble
D. woman
E. the library

Answer: B


What is it that someone else has to take before you can get it?

Choices:
A. your photograph
B. a helping hand
C. permit
D. a good attitude
E. latin

Answer: A


My first is in some but not in all.    My second in into but not in tall.   My third in little but not in big.   My fourth in pork but not in pig.   My whole is made in nature?s way.   For clothing, rugs used every day.

Choices:
A. togs
B. silk
C. consumer goods
D. shirts
E. leather

Answer: B


The fisherman loves me, doctors hates me,children loves me,what am i?

Choices:
A. silk
B. signature
C. natural
D. diaper
E. gown

Answer: A


Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?

Choices:
A. shark
B. cry
C. a bargemaster
D. SHE WAS A HELMET
E. she was a hurricane

Answer: E


Choices:
A. catch
B. tissues  a cold
C. put
D. heliotropism
E. traveling

Answer: B


If you take off my skin, I won´t cry but you will cry.  What am I ?

Choices:
A. they have many layers  onion
B. buckskin
C. skinner
D. pacinian corpuscle
E. skinflint

Answer: A


I am a girl in a story and in a show.  I have 2 mean stepsister.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. cinderella
B. women
C. he
D. variability
E. ladies

Answer: A


My head bobs lazily in the sun.    You think I'm cute,   For my face is yellow,   My hair is white,   and my body is green.     What am I?

Choices:
A. sunbather
B. buttercup
C. daisy
D. cotton
E. colony

Answer: C


I welcome the day with a show of light,  I steathily came here in the night.   I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn,  But by the noon, alas! I'm gone.    What am I?

Choices:
A. nightshirt
B. midsummer eve
C. may day
D. morning dew
E. nights

Answer: D


You're the bus driver.  The bus is filled with sixteen people.  Eight people get off and seven people come on.  At the next stop all but one get off, and three adults, a senior and a girl with her dog come on.  At the next stop the girl and the dog get off, and two people come on.  At the last stop all of the people get off except two adults.  What color are the bus driver's eyes?

Choices:
A. youre the bus driver
B. period
C. retreat
D. wait for bus
E. gathering

Answer: A


Pat Smith gives someone a dollar.  Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pat's brother.  How can that be?

Choices:
A. its pats sister
B. welcomes guests
C. soul brother
D. businessperson
E. helps person

Answer: A


What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?

Choices:
A. pad
B. discard
C. stick of gum
D. sound
E. varnish

Answer: C


Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Choices:
A. australia
B. climber
C. mount everest
D. want
E. austria

Answer: C


I can sizzle like bacon,   I am made with an egg,   I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,   I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,   I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,   What am I?

Choices:
A. im a snake
B. ill
C. west virginia
D. output
E. lay

Answer: A


Choices:
A. closing time
B. after breakfast
C. before noon
D. reproducibility
E. lunchtime

Answer: B


A man is found murdered and the police find a set of tire tracks going to and from the body.  They follow the tracks of the tires to a nearby farm.  On the porch they find two men and a women.  They question them and find none of them can drive but immediatly arrest the women.  Why?

Choices:
A. bimbo
B. find body
C. women was in a wheelchair
D. signore
E. gal

Answer: C


There is a thief in a jail cell, wanting to get out.    There are no windows, hole or cracks in the walls, he doesn't have any tools, and the door to the jail cell is 3 inches thick.  But still the criminal manages to get out.  How does he do this?

Choices:
A. door isnt locked
B. rivet
C. jail cell
D. test
E. blue wall of silence

Answer: A


A plane crashes excatly between the border of the United States and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. douglas
B. autopilot
C. ficus
D. no whereyoudont bury survivors
E. bald eagle

Answer: D


Choices:
A. sides
B. gateway
C. monkey
D. plaza
E. note

Answer: C


If old stories say true,      I could once talk like you;      But for fear of becoming a slave,      I was instantly mute,      And grew cunning to boot,      Determined my freedom to save.        Now the fop and the fool,      And the rude boy at school,      All endeavour to practise my art,      But their efforts are vain;      They pretenders remain,      And must--till the world they depart.

Choices:
A. monkey
B. talk fast
C. connection
D. seas
E. speak clearly

Answer: A


its an animal that doesn't have grace and poise  and only wanted is to make loud noise what is it?

Choices:
A. monkey
B. nerve
C. rat
D. system
E. mouse

Answer: A


I have legs but cannot walk, who can scream but cannot talk

Choices:
A. monkey
B. hold
C. area
D. appendage
E. projection

Answer: A


If you really want my identity,  You can unlock my name with a key.    A tree swing is my favorite toy,  Yet I'm neither little girl or boy.    I am no coin with my head and tail,  Yet I may spend time in a bar-locked jail.    I cannot speak or read or fly,  But I'll ask you this: What am I?

Choices:
A. part
B. novel
C. inheritance
D. monkey
E. fluke

Answer: D


2 dads and 2 sons go fishing, they each catch a fish but there were 3 fish caught. How is that?

Choices:
A. have no children
B. dad
C. families
D. fathers
E. one was a grandfather

Answer: E


There are three houses a white one,a red one,and a blue one. The red one is on the left and the blue one is on the left. where is the white house?

Choices:
A. hut
B. management
C. louisiana
D. in the park
E. in washington d c

Answer: E


If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?

Choices:
A. highway
B. in washington d c
C. room
D. louisiana
E. reserve

Answer: B


Choices:
A. winning prize
B. right side
C. block
D. crumpet
E. side that is not eaten

Answer: E


The leaves are on the fruit,   The fruits is on the leaves.    What is it?

Choices:
A. pineapple
B. vitamins
C. pulp
D. sour
E. antioxidants

Answer: A


With potent, flowery words speak I,  Of something common, vulgar, dry;  I weave webs of pedantic prose,  In effort to befuddle those,  Who think I while time away,  In lofty things, above all day  The common kind that linger where  Monadic beings live and fare;  Practical I may not be,  But life, it seems, is full of me!

Choices:
A. riddler   or riddle
B. property
C. sextet
D. off-key
E. rent

Answer: A


make four 9's equal to 100 by using addition,subtraction,multyplacation,and/or division. you can only use fuor 9's in the solving prosses.youmay not have any remainders.

Choices:
A. canto
B. take
C. codon
D. mathematical process
E. 9999100

Answer: E


Tom volunteered to be the chief organizer for the world's tether ball championships.  There were 657 contestants from around the world.  The tournament was set up whereby the   winner would advance and the loser would be eliminated.  Since there was an odd number of participants, the initial pairing leaves one player out.  That player gets a bye and automatically advances to the next round.  How many matched will Tom have to schedule to determine the tether ball champion?

Choices:
A. striker
B. onal pairing
C. form
D. extra
E. 656 matches will be needed

Answer: E


A man wants to cross a bridge, he has 3 oranges, but the bridge can only hold 2 oranges,him nand all 3 oranges have to cross at the same time. how does he do it?

Choices:
A. archaeozoic
B. causeway
C. he juggles them while crossing
D. pouch
E. highway

Answer: C


An eye in a blue face  Saw an eye in a green face.   "That eye is like to this eye"  Said the first eye,  "But in low place  Not in high place. "

Choices:
A. pier
B. blue shield
C. third eye
D. lifestyle
E. sun on daisies

Answer: E


Choices:
A. curds
B. carbonara
C. gorgonzola
D. favorites
E. processed cheese

Answer: C


Look at me.   I can bring a smile to your face,  a tear to your eye,   or a thought to your mind.   But, I can't be seen. What am I?

Choices:
A. tool
B. anatomical structure
C. your memories
D. eyestrain
E. cut

Answer: C


I turn polar bears white  and I will make you cry.   I make guys have to pee  and girls comb their hair.   I make celebrities look stupid  and normal people look like celebrities.   I turn pancakes brown  and make your champane bubble.   If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.   If you look at me, you'll pop.   What am I?

Choices:
A. bearer
B. quip
C. ethos
D. dna
E. flop

Answer: D


I am the riddle of life.  Know me and you will know yourself.

Choices:
A. enigma
B. dna
C. high life
D. let
E. birthday

Answer: B


had been lond used for grazing herds, and the soils are fertilized

Choices:
A. grasslands
B. regosol
C. ectopic pregnancy
D. fertilization
E. bone

Answer: A


I've measured it from side to side,  'Tis three feet long and two feet wide.   It is of compass small, and bare  To thirsty suns and parching air.

Choices:
A. foots
B. clubfoot
C. grave of a child
D. footrest
E. footpath

Answer: C


What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?

Choices:
A. checkpoint
B. oklahoma city and indianapolis
C. republic
D. capital city
E. united arab republic

Answer: B


Choices:
A. ordinary
B. endocervicitis
C. in the gutter
D. culmination
E. lane

Answer: C


there is a family in the fridge, how did they get there?

Choices:
A. swallow
B. hearth
C. they are tall
D. they are magnits
E. Personality

Answer: D


With the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100.  They must stay in the same order.  You can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.  Remember, they have to stay in the same order !!!

Choices:
A. black friar
B. 9000
C. arithmancy
D. 12345678x9  100
E. stingray

Answer: D


IF two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?

Choices:
A. cart
B. water lily
C. cover
D. goldfish cant drown
E. water hammer

Answer: D


What takes you there but takes you nowhere?

Choices:
A. transfer
B. be
C. bus
D. pass
E. act

Answer: C


What can be connected to a tree, but can be used in school?

Choices:
A. root
B. gleditsia
C. pine
D. quince
E. obeche

Answer: A


how many animals of each species did moses take on  the ark

Choices:
A. none noah did
B. animal product
C. story
D. placentation
E. nerve

Answer: A


What's Heavier, A Pound Of Rocks, Or A Pound Of Feathers?

Choices:
A. stones
B. there both one pound
C. they're both weighty
D. sedimentary rock
E. ounces

Answer: B


Choices:
A. type
B. system
C. computer to compile
D. terminal illness
E. malfunction

Answer: D


I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left.  What is this object?

Choices:
A. yourself in a mirror
B. side
C. clock
D. machine
E. looking

Answer: A


I'm hiding in the air,  I'm hiding everywhere.   Under your bed,  In your cupboard,  I'm hiding everywhere.    What am I?

Choices:
A. blimps
B. supply
C. ventilation system
D. oxygen
E. mystique

Answer: D


What is both possible and impossible at the same time?

Choices:
A. ability
B. unit
C. impossibility
D. interval
E. interstice

Answer: C


Choices:
A. two and one
B. two and two
C. two and a half
D. one and three
E. Three and Two

Answer: C