3 words mean the same. trapdoor,water,wolf.

Choices:
A. sump pump
B. theyre all spiders
C. spiderman
D. membrane
E. water heater

Answer: B


what do you get when you stick ramen in a computor?

Choices:
A. cylinder
B. cd romen
C. twig
D. post
E. be

Answer: B


You are eating.  You are washing the plates.  You are giving sala.  You are driving.  You are catching the ball.

Choices:
A. listening
B. your hand
C. masked ball
D. containerful
E. plaything

Answer: B


This is a sign that you are going to come to an end in your life.

Choices:
A. device
B. run out of steam
C. life line
D. sound
E. dead end sign

Answer: E


a man wants to know what day it is so he goes into a forest theres a unicorn which lies on thursday-sunday and theres a lion which lies monday-wednesday.  so he asks the lion which day it is and he says "well yesterday was my lieing day" and then he asked the unicorn she said "yesterday was my lieing day too. "          WHAT DAY IS IT ???????

Choices:
A. truth
B. its thursday   the unicorn lied
C. false witness
D. ride
E. white lie

Answer: B


Bee (in) are (in) a zigzagged S, myself, L (eye)    Could you spell me?   (parenthesis, don't count)

Choices:
A. company
B. apple tree
C. brazil
D. pair
E. outdoors

Answer: C


Choices:
A. chump change
B. chapel
C. tyler and nick
D. kid
E. carpenter's tool box

Answer: C


Anyone can play it, but no one can win it.  You can play by your self or with as many people as you please, and there are no rules as to how to play it.  What is it?

Choices:
A. instrument
B. piano action
C. offspring
D. playing
E. sound

Answer: A


one cow said baa the other moo one baa the other moo one cow said baa the other moo.   what was the 1st cow doing?

Choices:
A. manatee
B. way
C. music
D. clap
E. speaking a fogin languge

Answer: E


Choices:
A. sweatshirt
B. gelatin
C. pair of slippers
D. persona
E. transdermal patch

Answer: C


if a chicken layed half an egg, how much would a pound of butter weigh?

Choices:
A. divide
B. domestic animal
C. avoirdupois
D. quarters
E. pound

Answer: E


Choices:
A. Two ephs
B. ruler
C. toast
D. un glasses
E. 2 ephs

Answer: D


Choices:
A. abbey
B. railway
C. to go souaside
D. coon
E. cover

Answer: C


Choices:
A. pride
B. mane
C. veldt
D. lionet
E. sealion

Answer: E


What has spots and blubber and loves to swim,andthey love fish. What are they?

Choices:
A. sealion
B. engraulis
C. valencia
D. halfbeak
E. lob

Answer: A


How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?

Choices:
A. throw
B. touchwood
C. cut
D. 2 pounds
E. fiber

Answer: D


salty water everywhere, but not a sea in sight!

Choices:
A. water vascular system
B. supply
C. tears
D. irish water spaniel
E. holy water

Answer: C


a cowboy rode to dodge city on friday he stayed there for two days then went out of town on friday. how come?

Choices:
A. motel
B. churchyard
C. his horse is name friday
D. vaquero
E. sarasota

Answer: C


what do you get from a cow after an earthquake?

Choices:
A. milkshakes
B. ONEY
C. stripper
D. say
E. ky

Answer: A


what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

Choices:
A. funny bunny
B. sick joke
C. like
D. story book
E. welsh rabbit

Answer: A


your in a house.  theres no windows and no doors.  to get out you have to smash through the walls.   what am i?

Choices:
A. housing
B. doom
C. pictures
D. chick hatching in egg
E. wax

Answer: D


I'm visible  I'm salty  I'm an ingrediant to flavor  I'm open and honest  I'm added from depressed  I roll tenderly and tell you what I feel  I shiver and release  Can you solve what I am?

Choices:
A. chick
B. tear
C. symbol
D. epicycloid
E. breakfast food

Answer: B


Choices:
A. breathing
B. go to hell
C. burial chamber
D. you cant
E. comic

Answer: D


How can you draw a square whith a x in the middle and a circle behind it whith out lifting your pencil off your paper?

Choices:
A. bell
B. you cant
C. press
D. plane
E. unable

Answer: B


Somebody's brother died, but the man who died had no brothers how is this possible?

Choices:
A. sphinx
B. boy had a brother
C. older brother
D. he wanted to marry
E. man had a sister

Answer: E


What do you call an x that just took a bath ???

Choices:
A. baths
B. filming
C. clean x
D. defeat
E. thermometer

Answer: C


What has wings but can't fly? And sucks blood but has no teeth?

Choices:
A. pen
B. pulp
C. always ultra  period pads
D. type
E. clutter

Answer: C


What walks on it's head all day and sometimes in the night?

Choices:
A. drive
B. felt
C. nail on horse shoe
D. chad
E. occasion

Answer: C


i see without seeing, to me night is as clear as day what am i?

Choices:
A. sleeping
B. tunnel vision
C. anemone
D. blind as a bat
E. binocular

Answer: D


i can be big, black, and brown in a few areas.  people think i am dangerous most of the time.  and i am one of the most dangerous kind of dogs alive.  what kind of dog am i?

Choices:
A. spiny dogfish
B. dogwood family
C. dog biscuit
D. rottweiler
E. toy dog

Answer: D


If a man has ten sons and each has a sister ,how many childrenhe has in total.

Choices:
A. wise
B. 11
C. type
D. galoot
E. enthusiast

Answer: B


Choices:
A. injection
B. sick
C. poor man's hammer
D. 11
E. overspending

Answer: D


There are 8 fish in a pond,one drowns,how many are left?

Choices:
A. salt
B. leave alone
C. make
D. nonefish cant drown
E. friends

Answer: D


Would you rather a croc eat you or an aligator?

Choices:
A. aligator
B. ankyloglossia
C. duck
D. meal
E. transaction

Answer: A


there once was three girls molly jolly and dolly they were so bord at home so they asked there mother if they could go out to the mall yet then after while there mother was dead and the knew but nobody told them how did the know

Choices:
A. have money
B. story
C. structure
D. own car
E. can read futre

Answer: E


just because the sun is out dosen't mean it's day and just because the moon is out dosen't mean it's night.  just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through. the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you.  where are you?

Choices:
A. iced tea
B. dennys
C. cold sore
D. cold comfort
E. alaska

Answer: E


What is the color of the clouds? White  What is the color of most snow? What   What do cows drink? Milk?

Choices:
A. its not milk its water
B. chaser
C. white goods
D. ribbon
E. milk cows

Answer: A


Pluto is a plannet made up of gas. can you tell what people are used to say on pluto?

Choices:
A. excuse me
B. spiculum
C. truck drivers
D. bubble
E. jews

Answer: A


What is a dinosaur and a pig mixed together

Choices:
A. snorting
B. jurassic pork
C. roaster
D. haslet
E. shoot

Answer: B


What can you break without ever touching?

Choices:
A. use
B. five
C. your promise
D. stopping
E. smack

Answer: C


Choices:
A. charging prey
B. read
C. bullock
D. agraphia
E. with a bullpen

Answer: E


Choices:
A. tennis ball
B. because sometimes theyre spoiled
C. preserve
D. sapota
E. spiceberry

Answer: B


Choices:
A. plaza
B. houses
C. cemetery
D. cart
E. honda city

Answer: E


i'm one of the tallest thing you'll see  i cant move or talk  everyone likes me  what am i?

Choices:
A. branch
B. oak
C. creature
D. horse
E. troll

Answer: B


I am something where if you utter my name I will disapper what am I???

Choices:
A. coo
B. what you least expect slience
C. yelp
D. gobble
E. croak

Answer: B


forwards im heavy backwards im not wahat am i.

Choices:
A. rule
B. cum
C. much
D. im a ton
E. card

Answer: D


Jerry went to resturaunt and order soup, as he got the soup it had a fly in it and ask the waiter to change it. . .  He got it back and jerry complain that he didn't do anything cuz da fly was still there , but the waiter claim he did something diffrent what did the waiter do. . . ?

Choices:
A. machine
B. minestrone
C. he added salt and pepper
D. canned food
E. product

Answer: C


Choices:
A. woman
B. college
C. that thing on your forehead
D. simple
E. temple

Answer: C


Ifthere is a plane filled with U. S. citizens and it crashed on the border of the United States and Canada where would you bury the surviors?

Choices:
A. nowhere because they all survived
B. cubism
C. boundary line
D. aisles
E. mayor

Answer: A


A plane crashes right on the boarder line of CANADA and USA where do you barey the survivers?

Choices:
A. range
B. fit
C. plane
D. you dont barey survivers
E. ficus

Answer: D


A peasant had a brother.  This brother died.  But when he was alive he didn't have a brother.   Who's the peasant?

Choices:
A. soul brother
B. freemason
C. peasnt is his sister
D. monk
E. seminary

Answer: C


you are in a room with no doors or widows how do you get out?

Choices:
A. door frame
B. satchel
C. motel
D. buildings
E. smoking room

Answer: A


What question can you never answer yes to?

Choices:
A. be
B. is curious
C. question of law
D. are you sleeping
E. return

Answer: D


Which question does not have the amswer 'YES'?

Choices:
A. are you sleeping
B. stop worrying
C. dormitory
D. were sick
E. deliberation

Answer: A


There was a london scholor walking along.   He pulled of his gloves an Drew of his  head.  What was that london scholors name?  Hint: The name was inside the sentence.

Choices:
A. napoleon
B. slouch
C. andrew  andrew
D. new zealand
E. south dakota

Answer: C


Choices:
A. rank and file
B. kill yourself
C. were bad
D. your ass cuz you fat
E. movie stars

Answer: D


I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse.  I'm rarely still, but i nver wander.  What am I?

Choices:
A. litter
B. families
C. father and daughter
D. agus
E. tree or flower

Answer: E


Choices:
A. dragon tree
B. scrub beefwood
C. turpentine
D. ton
E. halfwaytree

Answer: E


There was a man going to alabama.  He had seven wifes.  Each wife had three cars.  Each car was black blue and gree.  each green car had leather seats.  How many people are going to alabama?

Choices:
A. man only
B. rule
C. colour
D. black gum
E. tires

Answer: A


Choices:
A. cauliflower
B. general
C. stigma
D. freesia
E. cotton

Answer: A


were do you go to fing your favorite dogs mountion and your dogs name is rocky

Choices:
A. boston bull
B. dog violet
C. hub
D. rocky mountions
E. roll

Answer: D


Two people lay dead in a room.  There are in a completely empty room, apart from a teddy bear.  How did they die?

Choices:
A. argue
B. beanbag
C. governor
D. old age
E. opportunity

Answer: D


A man and his wife had a baby. The male baby is named coninfood. His mother's name is container. What is his father's name?

Choices:
A. motherland
B. his fathers name is food
C. carton
D. port
E. crew

Answer: B


a beggar has a brother who lives in spain yet the brother has no brother please explain

Choices:
A. nigeria
B. beggar is a boy
C. beggar is a girl
D. teaching
E. nun

Answer: C


There is a dead man in the center of a field.  He carried with him an unopened package.  As he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die.  How did he know he was going to die?

Choices:
A. killed in war
B. count
C. poison
D. port
E. his parachute didnt open

Answer: E


What murmurs, whistles, hot as a fever and vomits liquid?

Choices:
A. reflux condenser
B. coo
C. ichor
D. broach
E. tekettle

Answer: E


i am a type of weather i happen any time of year i am not rain,lighting,or hail what am i.

Choices:
A. sun shine
B. ink
C. whole
D. particle
E. raindrop

Answer: A


what stay's in the corner but travels all over the world

Choices:
A. pole
B. draw a picture
C. quality
D. transfer
E. stamp on an envelope

Answer: E


what's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?

Choices:
A. white fox
B. black board
C. white gold
D. cloth
E. cauliflower

Answer: B


I start with an e and end with an e.  What am I?

Choices:
A. pole
B. appearance
C. turn
D. activity
E. eye or envalope

Answer: E


i am what goes up but never comes down  i am needed but hated  i am useful in more than one way  i somewhat hold the future

Choices:
A. form
B. condition
C. produce goods
D. unexpectedly high
E. gas prices

Answer: E


I open and latch shut, light and dark, creepy and calm, fierce frightening and warmth, enclosures inside of me.  Alive or not I store all things and often my mother is a fat lady like a store and I help you move, what am I?

Choices:
A. relation
B. canine
C. steak
D. cat food
E. box

Answer: E


are you out there mr. fantastic?   are you out there mr,clean?   are you out there mr.  rogers?   are you out there mr.  clean?

Choices:
A. wash
B. clean and jerk
C. do not know  need help
D. guy
E. rodgers

Answer: C


Choices:
B. may
C. fewness
D. summons
E. 1931


One million feet in the air with it's back on the ground   What is it?

Choices:
A. dead millipede
B. level
C. megadeath
D. get off the floor
E. scot

Answer: A


Choices:
A. river delta
B. formation
C. because it has two banks
D. buy
E. kids

Answer: C


There is a butcher that is 5'4".  What does he weigh?

Choices:
A. measuring
B. scale
C. cuts
D. he weighs meat
E. baker

Answer: D


There were three ants in a straight line. The one at the last said"there are two ants in front of me" The one at the middle said "There are two ants; one in front of me and one behind me. " The one at the front said " There are four ants two behind me two at front" How is it possible?

Choices:
A. place
B. two at a time
C. last ant was telling lie
D. homosexual
E. opinion

Answer: C


Choices:
A. ash tree
B. cork
C. channel
D. sweden
E. beat

Answer: A


Choices:
A. place
B. set
C. ride
D. take
E. hot air

Answer: E


A black house is made out of black bricks.   An orange house is made out of orange bricks.   A purple house is made out of purple bricks.   A red house is made out of red bricks.   What is a green house made out of?

Choices:
A. redhorse
B. guacamole
C. cerise
D. red cedar
E. flowers

Answer: E


What is that you see all the time when you log in to riddles?

Choices:
A. logging
B. employment
C. moments
D. donor
E. you are awsome

Answer: E


a chef had 50red beans in a pot and 50 green beans in another pot he took the beans a trew up high and thel landed back as the way he started back in the pots againg how did he do it

Choices:
A. coin
B. lathe
C. just by luck
D. by grilling
E. broad bean

Answer: C


there is a orphan on one side of a busy high way and its parents were on the other. How does it get to its parents?

Choices:
A. orphans dont have parents
B. reach
C. support
D. condition
E. orphanage

Answer: A


Choices:
A. idk someone esls answer that
B. press
C. infrigidation
D. indefinite quantity
E. securities

Answer: A


I can wear a ring, i help you hear, they arent really noticable, i can be big or small, i can come in weird shaped, i have a drum inside of me.  WHAT AM I?

Choices:
A. penny
B. aid
C. soup
D. earlob ear dahhhhh
E. be

Answer: D


Choices:
A. cooking utensil
B. pantomime
C. japan
D. sloth
E. frying

Answer: C


A monster has captured you.  He is just kind enough to let you decide how you die, so he gets you to say a sentence.  If it is the truth he will barbeque you, it it is a lie he will boil you, if you give him a command he will broil you, if you give him a question he will grill you.  What do you say if you don't want to die?

Choices:
A. sign
B. I will kill you
C. hit
D. grill
E. you will boil me

Answer: E


Choices:
A. product
B. charades
C. kilobyte
D. enunciate
E. seven words

Answer: E


what starts off on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night

Choices:
A. person
B. limb
C. cut
D. shank
E. stars

Answer: A


firt on fours then on twos then on threes same path for you and me

Choices:
A. ark
B. passage
C. room
D. person
E. double vision

Answer: D


Choices:
A. czechoslovakia
B. flag
C. Dagger
D. new zealand
E. botswana

Answer: B


a man walks down a steart the man sees two ducks one walks one way and the other way but they never split how is that possible

Choices:
A. bull
B. ones the shatawe
C. in the garden
D. separatist
E. priest

Answer: B


Choices:
A. route
B. foster
C. mirage
D. their transparent
E. ghost dance

Answer: D


Choices:
A. atom
B. burthen
C. by removing the s
D. temperature
E. 7 times

Answer: C


What will be the snail called after becoming a sailor.

Choices:
A. bethel
B. snailor
C. contact
D. duty
E. usage

Answer: B


What is brown when you buy it, red when you use it, and black when you throw it away?

Choices:
A. baseball player
B. gallery
C. resource
D. piece of wood
E. music

Answer: D


Why did pikachu put its  eyes in the water?

Choices:
A. its eyes were burning
B. pikachu's eyes
C. achromatism
D. round shape
E. root

Answer: A


Choices:
A. tract
B. travel
C. suburb
D. longest way
E. in

Answer: D


what is a precious chest,  that is perfectly smooth and round,  that has nought hinge or lid,  yet a golden treasure inside is hid?

Choices:
A. and egg
B. antique store
C. rounding
D. guarding house
E. pie

Answer: A


you are driving around the Jail and you see prisoners dreaming to get out of the jail i see that there are Only fat people. why are they fat?  lEt me tell you why people, they are old, old people want to eat if there were only Young people  they wouldn't be so fat    what is the drivers name?

Choices:
A. detention centre
B. joey
C. hang
D. old saxon
E. commercials

Answer: B


What do you swallow but don't vomit when having the flu?

Choices:
A. virus
B. sound
C. influence
D. posses
E. valor

Answer: A


Kate's parents are taking thier four children to sixflags next week onechilds name is april the second one is may and the third one is june what is the fourth childs name

Choices:
A. message
B. open book
C. kate cant you read
D. fry up chicken
E. offspring

Answer: C


You are stuck in a room, all the windows are padlocked and made out of titanium.  The walls are made of brick and the floor is cement.  the room contains a nuclear bomb, if used will kill you.  a jack hammer and a gun with one shot.  how do you get out?

Choices:
A. you use the door
B. time period
C. washroom
D. break in
E. window washer

Answer: A


Choices:
A. united states of america
B. on his beehind
C. torque
D. land of opportunity
E. landowner

Answer: B


Your the bus driver.  On Mondays everyone wears a hat.  On Tuesday everyone wears pink.  On Wednesday everyone wear pink polka dotted dressed even the guys.  On Thursdays and Fridays you only pick up one stop.  Whats the bus drivers name?

Choices:
A. compact
B. your the bus driver
C. tram
D. pail
E. brake

Answer: B


WHAT  MEN GO TO  THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AND LAST THING AT NIGHT NO MAN NORE WOMAN WILL STOP HIM FROM IT .    WHAT YOU ARE DOING WHILE READING THIS

Choices:
A. toilet   2 sitting
B. establishment
C. steel
D. system
E. supply

Answer: A


Choices:
A. go
B. deep
C. priest
D. roman catholic
E. down

Answer: D


There's a quarter named Billy, his sister is a dime named Dime, his brother is a nickel named Nickel, and his mom is a penny named Penny.    what is the quarter's name

Choices:
A. billy
B. quarterlight
C. quart
D. sissy
E. coin purse

Answer: A


My first is in blood and also in battle,  My second is in acorn, oak, and apple,  My third and fourth are both the same,  In the center of sorrow and twice in refrain,  My fith starts eternity ending here,  My last is the first of last. . .  Oh dear!

Choices:
A. be
B. apples
C. cut
D. contents
E. barrel

Answer: E


I am Dangerous and used only once.  My head is pulled of then I am tossed away and never used again.  what am I?

Choices:
A. succession
B. absenteeism
C. gernade
D. theme
E. eyeballs

Answer: C


what do you get when you mix your dads red paint with his white paint?

Choices:
A. tool
B. guardian
C. you get in trouble
D. you're fired
E. dutch

Answer: C


Choices:
A. four wheels
B. 5 the steering wheel
C. breaks down
D. gasoline engine
E. traveller

Answer: B


there was a murder in a circular house.  the police came, he ask the cook "did you kill  the girl" the cook said "no I was cooking " then he when to the electric man.  the  police ask the electric man "did you kill the girl " and he said " no I was fixing the TV " so the police when to the maid and ask the same question and she said " no I was cleaning the corner": so you kill the girl?

Choices:
A. window cleaner
B. lodge
C. round house
D. tables
E. madebecause there was no corners

Answer: E


Choices:
A. measure
B. i t the word it
C. you're smart
D. jynx
E. speller

Answer: B


Choices:
A. chase parked cars
B. read
C. drollery
D. chess
E. computer games

Answer: A


Choices:
A. quarrel
B. material
C. record
D. brittney spirs
E. pussy

Answer: D


The maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it, and the user doesnt see it.  What is it???

Choices:
A. hit
B. pretending
C. coffin
D. junk drawer
E. mouse

Answer: C


A father and a son get in in a crash and go to two different hospitals.  When they are about to operate on the boy the doctor says I can't operate this person is my son who is the person?

Choices:
A. dad
B. solutions
C. female child
D. acquaintance
E. its the boys mother

Answer: E


When my first is a task to a young girl of spirit,   And my second confines her to finish the piece,   How hard is her fate! but how great is her merit   If by taking my whole she effects her release!

Choices:
A. fatality
B. female person
C. hemlock
D. auxesis
E. steel

Answer: C


What's black, but it's red when it's green?

Choices:
A. blackberry
B. colour
C. coal black
D. ink
E. leopards

Answer: A


Dan's mother had three kids, Penny & Dime.  Whos the third child?

Choices:
A. present tense
B. acetic acid
C. momism
D. dan
E. british pound

Answer: D


Choices:
A. its stupid
B. give
C. send money
D. nowadays
E. crises

Answer: A


A man is running home.  All of a sudden he sees a guy in a mask. The man runs back from where he came from what do these men do for a living.

Choices:
A. play baseball
B. rob a bank
C. iron
D. smoke pot
E. stitches

Answer: A


Choices:
A. lath
B. sign
C. layer
D. meet me at the corner
E. escarpment

Answer: D


What do you call a penguin in the desert???

Choices:
A. cacti
B. ending
C. lost
D. gazelle
E. camel

Answer: C


what do you call cheese that's not yours?

Choices:
A. cheese store
B. natcho cheese
C. mold
D. swiss
E. weasel

Answer: B


I am round and shiny, I have two sides.   Sounds come out yet I have no mouth.   I need some help to let my sound come out.   I have a hole somewhere in me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. stereos
B. noise
C. cd
D. sounds
E. enanthem

Answer: C


I am circular and i get sold.  i have a hole in me.  but i am not a donut .  what am i?

Choices:
A. hemorrhoid
B. fistula
C. excitement
D. pie shop
E. cd

Answer: E


Choices:
A. african
B. panther
C. when its a sea lion
D. puma
E. fable

Answer: C


You dig a hole that is 1*1*1 sq inches deep how much dirt is in the hole?

Choices:
A. nothing because its a holehaha
B. mote
C. nine
D. thou
E. measuring unit

Answer: A


Choices:
A. cofactor
B. ordinal
C. century
D. 1615201561
E. precision

Answer: D


Choices:
A. hard drive
B. chip
C. system
D. it had a virus
E. home computer

Answer: D


Choices:
A. newspaper  from kaylpark 10
B. organization
C. iron
D. white paper
E. india ink

Answer: A


I have a head, eyes, a nose, a mouth, a neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, a chest, a stomach, a waist, legs, knees, feet, and toes, and I get dressed every day, yet I cannot move unless someone moves me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. clavicle
B. manequin
C. portable
D. nostril
E. contest

Answer: B


Most of us do not have fixed homes since people hunt us. We rest in a fixed shelter only when we are to have babies. What am I?

Choices:
A. janitors
B. city dweller
C. we are yaks
D. epitaph
E. we sleep in trees

Answer: C


it is young but not that old.   it gives you money.    What is it?

Choices:
A. grandfather
B. uruguay
C. your mom
D. old man
E. it will teach you

Answer: C


what is always comming but never arrives?

Choices:
A. cancel
B. next day
C. somewhere
D. area
E. go

Answer: B


I am long and I roll,I am full of color,what am I?

Choices:
A. batting order
B. tennis
C. hot dog
D. distance
E. ball of yarn

Answer: E


On my way to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives,the seven wives had seven kids, the kids had seven cats, the cats had seven kittens, the kittens had seven mice.  How many people/animals were traveling to St. Ives?

Choices:
A. oneme
B. raccoon
C. breed
D. action potential
E. week

Answer: A


What has rivers but n water, cities but no buildings, and frests but no trees?

Choices:
A. yukon
B. map     h
C. place
D. drinking fountain
E. oxbow

Answer: B


a man arrived into town on his hoarse on friday he was stood for 2 days but left on friday, how did he leave?

Choices:
A. row house
B. bethlehem
C. horseman
D. plaid shirt
E. his hoarses name was friday

Answer: E


You come home, climb the stairs, turn out the light and go to bed.  In the morning, you wake up, look out the window and commit suicide.  What is your profession?

Choices:
A. sign
B. shades
C. plough
D. suicide pact
E. lighthouse keeper  with a conscience

Answer: E


Choices:
A. i puised on him
B. oil
C. rhinorrhea
D. divine intervention
E. cucumber

Answer: A


Choices:
A. united kingdom
B. card
C. hide  seak
D. entertainment
E. fight back

Answer: C


It occurs once in a minute, twice in a week and once in a year.  What is it?

Choices:
A. hello
B. build up
C. twelve
D. eight
E. dono

Answer: E


Why are televisions attracted to people?

Choices:
A. sextet
B. resort
C. latin
D. because people turn them on
E. emotions

Answer: D


One day a man went up to an old cottage, knocked on the door, and an old woman answered. The man said, "Good morning, Ms. Turner. " If they never met, seen, or heard of each other, how did he know her name?

Choices:
A. place
B. granny's house
C. spider
D. worksheet
E. man was mailman

Answer: E


Choices:
A. theyre immortal
B. being
C. assassination
D. be
E. vidar

Answer: A


One fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other.  a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys

Choices:
A. splash
B. its a riddle  song
C. bell
D. post
E. dissonance

Answer: B


There was a plane that was flying over Antartica.  Five minutes later the plane crashed.  Their were few survivors, but they were stranded in the middle of Antartica.  What happened to the survivors?

Choices:
A. they died
B. nobody got hurt
C. there were few survivors
D. lived
E. average

Answer: A


I have:2 heads,20 feet,52 arms,2 hands,and one mouth,what am I?

Choices:
A. liar
B. pharynx
C. left hand
D. poker face
E. spider

Answer: A


i have 50 legs, 10 eyes, 4 tails, 5 ears, and 3 heads.  what am i?

Choices:
A. place
B. thing
C. parotid gland
D. liar
E. tail feather

Answer: D


i have 45 legs,16 arms,80 hands and 16 heads. what am i?????

Choices:
A. necks
B. mudra
C. liar
D. right hand
E. scalp lock

Answer: C


A plain crashed on the border of India & Pakistan  where you will burry the survivors?

Choices:
A. plane
B. survivors cant die
C. special
D. grave of prince
E. lemur

Answer: B


a man was going camping with his camel.  they were suppose to be back on next tuesday.  and they were back but not the next tuesday the tuesday they were suppose to go on there trip.  how could that be?

Choices:
A. bactrian camel
B. tile
C. camels name wass tuesday
D. caveman
E. herr

Answer: C


where do you find a half moon all the time?

Choices:
A. your finger nails
B. purpose
C. telephone directory
D. jump cut
E. vanishing point

Answer: A


I am green, sticky, and salty.  What am I?

Choices:
A. buger
B. cucumber
C. colour
D. greens
E. peridot

Answer: A


A cat sleeps beside a dog.                    the dog does not                  sniff, bark or bite.                     Why does the dog                 not case the cat away?

Choices:
A. cream
B. holding
C. boy
D. they are cousins
E. lassie

Answer: D


An explorer is wandering about an icy mountain and finds an exciting discovery, immediately he calls his friends and says he's found the world's first man.  How does he know this?

Choices:
A. Declaration of independence
B. village
C. first fruits
D. crew
E. guy had no belly button

Answer: E


what kind of driver doesn't have a liscence?

Choices:
A. favor
B. tablespoon
C. mahout
D. screwdriver
E. strain

Answer: D


Choices:
A. lasher
B. licenses
C. academic
D. screwdriver
E. degree

Answer: D


Choices:
A. he beads the eggs
B. meal
C. poison
D. better food
E. lemon

Answer: A


If you can touch it,you cannot go in. If you canot touch it,you can go in. what is it?

Choices:
A. toe
B. worry
C. fingering
D. your coffin
E. affect

Answer: D


Choices:
A. no not a stick poo
B. gel
C. jelly doughnut
D. syrup
E. cotton candy

Answer: A


what's invisable,something discoverd and never been touch by human hands?

Choices:
A. chuvash
B. serer
C. digital arteries
D. berber
E. nothingits nothing

Answer: E


i am orange i have a head and a tale i am not a snake nor a penny.  What am i ?

Choices:
A. jury mast
B. toe
C. crest
D. story
E. goldfish

Answer: E


TRIVIA ME THIS:    Question: What creature can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light?

Choices:
A. questioning
B. adverb
C. louisiana
D. goldfish
E. lidar

Answer: D


it is a 100 percent cotton,shrinks,and is very cute!!

Choices:
A. clothes
B. gauze
C. sale
D. sweaters
E. black

Answer: A


Choices:
A. turn
B. pay
C. make
D. finish
E. yor age

Answer: E


what do you call something green that pecks on trees?

Choices:
A. woody wood pickle
B. wild tamarind
C. nitta tree
D. chocolate tree
E. bo tree

Answer: A


what is the color of the American gray horse?

Choices:
A. spectral color
B. silver
C. black
D. gray
E. aubergine

Answer: D


What are three animals who's names end with "key"?

Choices:
A. monkey donkey and turkey
B. quality
C. role
D. march
E. saddle

Answer: A


Ammy Ammy have you heard? Nanny's going to buy me a violin! And if that violin won't play.  What will Nanny's buy me next?

Choices:
A. disk jockey
B. dragonfly
C. make
D. tee
E. ochestra

Answer: B


WHAT STARTS OUT WHITE ENDS BLACK AND ALWAYS ROLLING?

Choices:
A. shark
B. state
C. game of pool
D. starting
E. spittle

Answer: C


Where did the pilgrims land when they arrived in america?

Choices:
A. area
B. apple tree
C. map
D. on there feet
E. united states of america

Answer: D


Choices:
A. hawii
B. lemonwood
C. medlar
D. birthday
E. acerola

Answer: A


If you break me,  I do not stop working.   If you touch me,  I may be snared.   If you lose me,  Nothing will matter.   What am I?

Choices:
A. edge
B. ones heart
C. actress
D. intellectual
E. author

Answer: B


Choices:
A. because seven eighteat nine
B. fear five
C. seven eleven
D. terror
E. six eleven

Answer: A


what's a porcupine, gushes out love and has a deep layer of surprise?

Choices:
A. undercoat
B. berry
C. liking
D. porcupines
E. friends

Answer: B


WHEN YOU WEAR ME YOU FEEL LIKE NOTHINGS THERE.   BETTER THAN REGULAR PANTIES BECAUSE YOU GET A PERMENENT WEDGY FROM ME. . .  WHAT AM I?

Choices:
A. fashion
B. put
C. activity
D. card
E. im a thong

Answer: E


Together we are one,  Apart we are none.    What are we?

Choices:
A. part
B. smash
C. separation
D. body and soul
E. cut

Answer: D


There are two of these in a secondes, 1 of these in a weak, and 1 in a year.  what is it?

Choices:
A. lustrum
B. division
C. measuring
D. es
E. regular

Answer: D


I went to a party and saw 20 people but I saw 24 heads.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. archbishopric
B. helve
C. fatah
D. appendage
E. there were 20 foreheads

Answer: E


What did the flow say to the other flower?

Choices:
A. part
B. flow of water
C. varnish
D. cool shoes robot
E. bore

Answer: D


YOU CAN PUT M3 IN DA OV3N BUT U CANT PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE WAT AM I?

Choices:
A. microwave oven
B. aluminum foil
C. electromagnetic wave
D. microwaves
E. maser

Answer: B


Choices:
A. farmacy
B. like
C. livestock
D. produces
E. thirst

Answer: A


Choices:
A. color code
B. perianth
C. flower arrangement
D. colors
E. violet

Answer: E


I am always with you, although you don't notice half the time.  Without me you would be an anomaly-but with me no one gives you a second glance.

Choices:
A. ephemeral
B. your shirt
C. en
D. gravitational pull
E. gives

Answer: B


In an instant I reach the ground after being in the air, and I like to land in peoples hair.  what am I ????

Choices:
A. promontory
B. bird poop
C. photograph
D. worm
E. airplanes

Answer: B


one nomoonday a car fully coloured with black and have no lights passing through the road come across the lorry which has same characteristics.                   there was no street light in that road,but the car and lorry escaped with out dassing           how it is possible?

Choices:
A. leave early
B. candlelight
C. taper
D. fill
E. because day time

Answer: E


Choices:
A. feed
B. pun
C. offensive
D. corny jokes
E. have fun with

Answer: D


there was a plane crash every single person died but there where two survivors how is this possible ?

Choices:
A. celebrant
B. yaw
C. pope
D. wanter
E. they were married

Answer: E


Their's a burden family with a mis, sis, they take sips, and love me, myself and I.  Erase the S and leave the I's invisible, whats the family's favorite river?

Choices:
A. needle furze
B. dory
C. mississipi
D. ottawa river
E. klondike

Answer: C


Choices:
A. spacecraft
B. flows
C. in south africa
D. pick up trash
E. at a red light

Answer: C


What is the first thing a man says when he walks into a bar?

Choices:
A. clip joint
B. ouch
C. token
D. barkeep
E. taverns

Answer: B


Choices:
A. be
B. bobby pin
C. producer
D. scuttle
E. baabaa shop

Answer: E


touch it and it is there,  look at it there is nothing there

Choices:
A. be
B. touch
C. pressure
D. reading
E. your ears

Answer: E


A plane crashed and every single person died except for 2.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. green thumb
B. functionalism
C. high priest
D. because they were married
E. mary mccarthy

Answer: D


Choices:
A. caster
B. ride
C. transport
D. when it it tired
E. support

Answer: D


There is a person, she sees a homeless man on the side of the road.  The person gives the man 5 dollars because he was the persons relative.  The homeless person however has no brothers.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. herr
B. white
C. person is his sister o
D. independent
E. mantrap

Answer: C


i come in square package,but i'am round. i contain lots of information for your computer. handle me carefully. what am i?

Choices:
A. tool
B. rounder
C. compact disc
D. cut of beef
E. entertainment

Answer: C


Choices:
A. spot remover
B. doggy door
C. tissue
D. photosynthesis
E. like

Answer: A


I can talk, but i have no feet, I am very useful,but sometimes hard to get, your fried might have me, so will bussiness people  What am I??

Choices:
A. title
B. cover
C. sewing machine
D. native
E. cell phone

Answer: E


What game do cats play at birthday parties?

Choices:
A. litter of kittens
B. command
C. mewsical chairs
D. tabby cat
E. ceremony

Answer: C


What is greater than God,  More evil than the devil,  The poor have it,  The rich need it,  And if you eat it you die?

Choices:
A. friends
B. godless
C. brunch
D. nothing of course
E. meal

Answer: D


There is 3 cups of sugar on a table.   You talke one away.   Now how many doyouhave???

Choices:
A. being
B. surface
C. key
D. answer is one
E. expelling

Answer: D


I am thin although sometimes thick.  I am slick although sometimes rough.  I am used by an artiste whom doesn't draw nor paint.

Choices:
A. drawbridge
B. guitar pik
C. card
D. cut
E. boy

Answer: B


If you have a gameboard, a jacuzzi, a pool, a smoothie, game directions, cards, game pieces, etc. . . , what else do you need?

Choices:
A. chip
B. endgame
C. paradise  pair of dice
D. ideas
E. game show

Answer: C


there was an old man, he looked on the ground and drew his name on the ground.    Whats was his name?

Choices:
A. termagant
B. headman
C. became so
D. manpads
E. his name is anddrew

Answer: E


Choices:
A. stress ball
B. slave
C. ease
D. heavy
E. memory

Answer: A


you have ten bars of gold and you are on the run from people how are trying to steal the gold  you come across a bridge that can't hold the bars of gold and you how do you get across???????

Choices:
A. joust
B. peeps
C. you juggle them aross
D. norman
E. slav

Answer: C


if thers a penney,nickel,dime,and a quaartheron top of a roof and the penney,nickel,and the dime jups of a billding and quarther does not?

Choices:
A. coin
B. because he has more cents
C. nickel note
D. cavity
E. curb roof

Answer: B


whats as high as it is low,       as far as it is close,        as tall as it is short,       as to one side as much as the other,       torn by 2 as neutral as can be?

Choices:
A. full
B. rank
C. be
D. side
E. middle

Answer: E


I am a tea, followed by a reak, what do I spell?

Choices:
A. tweak
B. spells
C. have coffee
D. ward
E. tea trolley

Answer: A


I went across the london Bridge to see me sister Sally.  I tipped my hat and drew my cane now tell me what is my name??

Choices:
A. cafe
B. draws
C. crutch
D. andrew mycane
E. tells

Answer: D


Choices:
A. scenery
B. payment
C. lighter
D. card
E. enterprise

Answer: D


There is a boy and his dad who had a crash. The dad died.  The son was survierely injured.  When he was about to be oporated on the doc.  said "I can't oporate on him 'cause he is my son. " How?

Choices:
A. doc was his mom
B. democrat
C. beings
D. fathers
E. son of a bitch

Answer: A


no matter how hardyouhit me i will never hurt no matter how muchyoushoot me i will never cry.   what am I?

Choices:
A. express
B. sob
C. result
D. protoplasm
E. funnybone

Answer: E


what has 2 holes, 4 pegs, and a scroll, hair going left to right, and a spike which i not very light

Choices:
A. reading
B. cello or double bass
C. prosthesis
D. side
E. flood

Answer: B


Two twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock.  The bartender put posion in both glasses  the twin that drunk it fast didn't die. But the one who drunk it slow died.  Where was the posion?

Choices:
A. guinness
B. in the ice
C. supply
D. in the cupboard
E. barkeep

Answer: B


There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship.  If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, how come the submarine sank?

Choices:
A. ship chandler
B. ewe
C. tables
D. shipload
E. submarines are supposed to sink

Answer: E


What did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning?

Choices:
A. cereal
B. bone
C. good moo  rning
D. advertisement
E. butcher

Answer: C


Choices:
A. pyrrhuloxia
B. cheapcheap
C. swallow
D. prion
E. prohibition

Answer: B


They are differnt colors. You can buy them at a store. They erase somtimes. Schools use them.

Choices:
A. graphite
B. place
C. writer
D. clolred pencil
E. file

Answer: D


Choices:
A. carbonic acid
B. bars
C. feel
D. cowhide
E. pharmacy

Answer: E


First time, 'twas the season,  Second reason, 'twas the weather,  Third excuse, I had to leave,   For 'twas the end of time!  What am I?

Choices:
A. support
B. a tree
C. single
D. leaf
E. reign

Answer: B


Choices:
A. fishing
B. combtooth blenny
C. cycloid
D. fishstick
E. teleostei

Answer: D


What do you get when you mix Carmen Electra with Beyonce?

Choices:
A. one really hot girlfriend
B. clytemnestra
C. ming
D. concoction
E. balderdash

Answer: A


In what sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards?

Choices:
A. back andforth
B. hero
C. boating
D. tug of war
E. car race

Answer: D


Why did Tigger               stick his head in the toilot?

Choices:
A. heel
B. poke
C. headshot
D. headlines
E. to find pooh

Answer: E


Choices:
A. chicken wing
B. hoist
C. machine
D. entree
E. frightenedy cat

Answer: A


as cold as stone yet harderto yetyoufind me whereyouhere i dowhat am,I?

Choices:
A. color
B. diamon ring
C. cash
D. mineral
E. emerald

Answer: B


whats the diffirence in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.

Choices:
A. a
B. electoral college
C. bag
D. possession
E. cans

Answer: C


if you put a blue coloyred wood in a green coloured water. what will happen?

Choices:
A. water mold
B. it will become wet
C. watershed
D. become composted
E. soda water

Answer: B


A man is walking in the forest of the Jabudaut tribe.  The tribe hates trespassers.  They caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers.  He was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung(opinions are judged true or false by the tribe.  The man amazingly did not die.  He said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe.  What was the statement?

Choices:
A. call
B. obstruction
C. magistrate
D. innocent until proven guilty
E. i will be hung

Answer: E


What do you do if you see soup on your menu?

Choices:
A. wipe it off
B. marmite
C. turtle soup
D. gruel
E. prepare to eat

Answer: A


Choices:
A. consumption
B. puxxle
C. soup
D. its vegetable
E. seed

Answer: D


A man pushes his car around the corner and stop out the front of a motel.  He then realises he is INSTSANTLY BANKRUPT! Why?

Choices:
A. computers
B. man was playing manoply
C. press
D. wait
E. thwart

Answer: B


What has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destoyed and today people are sad of it?

Choices:
A. buildings
B. device
C. lobby
D. phonebook
E. twin towers and pentagon

Answer: E


Choices:
A. panhandle
B. demand
C. endomorph
D. circle
E. endarteritis

Answer: D


There are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, How long does it take for them to dig two half's?

Choices:
A. full
B. two halfs make a whole
C. semi
D. earthman
E. interval

Answer: B


no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class.  how come?

Choices:
A. they were orphans
B. parents approve
C. characteristic
D. poem
E. teaching

Answer: A


i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard what am i??

Choices:
A. concert hall
B. learning
C. music
D. stereo
E. cassettes

Answer: D


A MAN AND HIS SON WERE IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT.   TWO AMBULANCES COME AND CARRY THEM TO DIFFERENT HOSPITALS.   THE SON NEEDS EMERGENCY SURGERY, BUT UPON ENTERING THE ROOM THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN NOT OPERATE ON HIM, HE IS MY SON.    HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?  (YES, HIS REAL DAD IS BEING CARED FOR AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL. )

Choices:
A. cover
B. simulator
C. docter is his mother
D. cares
E. emergency room

Answer: C


what crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly?

Choices:
A. judge
B. bee fly
C. gamboge
D. beespider
E. disquiet

Answer: D


Choices:
A. it equels window
B. get tired of
C. multiplication
D. lingenberry
E. dromedary

Answer: A


What does man love more than life  Hate more than death  That mans desire contin  the poor have the rich require  none want me but still have me  what am I?

Choices:
A. sleeping
B. violence
C. wasted
D. want ad
E. nothing im nothing

Answer: E


Choices:
A. in a car pool
B. equipment
C. ferris wheel
D. mobile
E. fleet

Answer: A


if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what plaec will you be in

Choices:
A. 1st
B. trip
C. act
D. 2nd
E. partnership

Answer: D


500 of these fit inside the merchandise box.  499 of those can fit into 1 of them.  what is it? (no, its not the merchandise box)

Choices:
A. put
B. gym
C. weasel
D. marmoset
E. trash bags

Answer: E


The victim is the father of the son of the judge.  What is the relationship between the victim and the judge?

Choices:
A. brother of victim
B. judging
C. victim and judge are married
D. room
E. nun

Answer: C


what did the lady at the beach tell michael jackson?

Choices:
A. beachball
B. lifeguards
C. beaches
D. bikinis
E. get off my son   sun

Answer: E


I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.  Can you name me?

Choices:
A. tale
B. yobo
C. damon collins
D. senior
E. shattering

Answer: C


how many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?

Choices:
A. tool
B. firebrick
C. ending
D. one complete
E. bath

Answer: D


Choices:
A. teachers
B. friends
C. noise
D. dormitory
E. clock

Answer: A


a truck driver is  going three blocks east a the wrong way . he is not breaking the law.  how come?

Choices:
A. speeding ticket
B. intersection
C. because he is walking
D. lathe
E. act

Answer: C


Choices:
A. in the jail
B. record
C. photograph
D. cell
E. above earth

Answer: A


Choices:
A. duckling
B. anas platyrhynchos
C. pochard
D. ducks and drakes
E. pintail

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 117
B. hundred
C. 121
D. 119
E. 116  126

Answer: E


there were a boy amd his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of use.  how does that work out!

Choices:
A. men
B. music
C. boy couldnt count
D. subtraction
E. buy

Answer: C


What is heavier in warm weather than cold weather?

Choices:
A. being
B. traffic to the beach
C. pollen counts
D. cyclone
E. typhoon

Answer: B


The higher you go the lower i get, what am i?

Choices:
A. oxygen levels
B. my number
C. air mass
D. quality
E. mist

Answer: A


i am a rock band,all of the members are dead,one was assinanted,what is the name.

Choices:
A. cafe
B. tool
C. mount rushmoremte rushmore
D. limb
E. level

Answer: C


a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer see's him and doesn't say any thing why????

Choices:
A. taxi man is walking
B. pay taxi
C. soldier
D. women
E. rue

Answer: A


An airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain.  Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. they bury the bodies
B. you dont bury the survivors
C. vermont
D. outdoors
E. Chernobyl

Answer: B


what sit can most people go on.  It really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room?

Choices:
A. area
B. peanut gallery
C. riddles com
D. planes
E. crew

Answer: C


The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind.  What are we doing?

Choices:
A. smother
B. making money
C. room
D. seeing
E. smoking

Answer: E


There was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived.  How could this happen?

Choices:
A. death of a child
B. two people died
C. marmot
D. ian fleming
E. two people were married

Answer: E


you breath me in you breath me out? what am i

Choices:
A. lung
B. I'm cold
C. tyhe answer is air
D. blow
E. exhaust

Answer: C


Choices:
A. cattle
B. norway
C. thoroughfare
D. horse
E. boundary

Answer: B


I am currently drying  Though I've never been wet  I keep on sighing   But keep still drying yet  If I get wet a terrible site   Being so close to whats wet  do understand why I feel a threat?   What am I?

Choices:
A. pat myself on head
B. connection
C. dries
D. music
E. blow dryer

Answer: E


A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away.

Choices:
A. backseat
B. put
C. he is playing mononpoly
D. air conditioner
E. automobile horn

Answer: C


What do these 3 have in common???   Superman  Moses  The Cabbage Patch Kids

Choices:
A. dc japanese girl
B. rich
C. they were all adopted
D. three eyes
E. birthday

Answer: C


Choices:
A. swallowtail
B. inheritance
C. cotton
D. story
E. dress

Answer: E


Choices:
A. neckwear
B. dwelling
C. cost
D. dress
E. single

Answer: D


Many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame.   I am crime, I fight crime, by wing I take flight, but I fly by day, and my partner by night.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. launch
B. leaf
C. velvet
D. why robin of course
E. picnic

Answer: D


A man rode into town on a Friday, stayed 2 days, and left on a Thursday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. exit poll
B. fuckingnesday
C. fuckingursday
D. rides
E. friday was a horse

Answer: E


She was not the youngest and not the oldest.     Her parents loved her best. Who is she?

Choices:
A. emotion
B. men
C. young mammal
D. she was an only child
E. filicide

Answer: D


What is firm but soft, Shows emotion, But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Choices:
A. feelings
B. jealousy
C. relief
D. harsh
E. be

Answer: A


Choices:
A. bad fairy
B. music
C. when he beats an egg
D. performance
E. high blood pressure

Answer: C


If a red house is made of red brocks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green  house made of?

Choices:
A. passage
B. beanbag
C. greenhouse is made of glass
D. colour
E. exterior door

Answer: C


We are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "Metalica" and "ACDC. " Who are we?

Choices:
A. beavis and butthead
B. crude
C. taste
D. rent
E. ingot

Answer: A


A man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel.  When he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money.   How?

Choices:
A. towels
B. take
C. speeding ticket
D. registers
E. man is playing monopoly

Answer: E


What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.  Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.  What is it?

Choices:
A. group
B. mountains
C. crystal
D. be
E. progress

Answer: B


What do you get if you mix Noah's ark with a vegetable?

Choices:
A. produce market
B. haricot
C. artichoke heart
D. zoochini
E. beans

Answer: D


There was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt.   how did he do it?

Choices:
A. hawk
B. pedestrian
C. area
D. car was parked
E. wheel

Answer: D


How do you fit nine horses in 10 stables,evenly?

Choices:
A. lipizzan
B. beta
C. cattle
D. spell it out
E. in a field

Answer: D


What has to eat to live but never drinks ???

Choices:
A. ear
B. nosh
C. get enough sleep
D. belt
E. fireerif

Answer: E


a plane crashes and every single person dies. . who are the survivors?

Choices:
A. josh billings
B. people that arent single
C. bacteria
D. noah webster
E. in a team

Answer: B


What is the question you can never say yes to?

Choices:
A. say
B. adverb
C. opposition
D. quizzes
E. are you alseep

Answer: E


I turn polar bears white  and I will make you cry.   I make guys have to pee  and girls comb their hair.   I make celebrities look stupid  and normal people look like celebrities.   I turn pancakes brown  and make your champane bubble.   If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.   If you look at me, you'll pop.

Choices:
A. parking area
B. nerve
C. freedom of speech
D. taste
E. i dont canyoutell me

Answer: E


I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body.  I am NOT a snake.  What am I?

Choices:
A. quarter
B. drug
C. holding
D. parts
E. spleen

Answer: A


Choices:
A. come
B. mississippi mississippi four is
C. glaucoma
D. squint
E. investigator

Answer: B


What can we see that can walk on clouds.

Choices:
A. parks
B. cloister
C. strides
D. cosmic dust
E. luke skywalker

Answer: E


which word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right?

Choices:
A. bleep
B. interrogative
C. wordbook
D. wordwrong
E. correctness

Answer: D


32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip.  at the last stop not a single person got off. how could this be

Choices:
A. school together
B. moment
C. singleton
D. they are all couples
E. leg

Answer: D


If you've got it, you want to share it.   If you share it, you haven't got it.  What is it?

Choices:
A. liability
B. sympathy
C. catch
D. oodles
E. its a secret

Answer: E


I am for protection.  Put me on an erection.  What am i?

Choices:
A. immunization
B. protectionist
C. bald eagle
D. shielding
E. condom

Answer: E


I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED WHAT WAS THE CARS NAME

Choices:
A. accord
B. bluegood
C. streetlegal
D. gridlock
E. interior

Answer: B


What word has one vowel and 7 constanants?  IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!

Choices:
A. tap
B. strength
C. section
D. culture
E. consonants

Answer: B


davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, who is the third?

Choices:
A. snap shut
B. pop oh no its david
C. like
D. brittle
E. discipline

Answer: B


. . . through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound

Choices:
A. union
B. product
C. token
D. diamond
E. three ring binder

Answer: E


What goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand?

Choices:
A. lead
B. yoyo
C. handbook
D. record
E. packet

Answer: B


Mr.  pink  lives in the pink house, Mr.  purple lives in the purple house.  Who lives in the green house?

Choices:
A. houseboat
B. just a bunch of plants
C. lip
D. batten
E. house arrest

Answer: B


i capture things,like animals.   Most times i move.  I must be put in a perfect spot.   I am not alive.  you use me until i die.  what am i?

Choices:
A. membrane
B. digital camera
C. curling iron
D. i amdocumentation of facts
E. am I interesting

Answer: B


Theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. Which one ways more?

Choices:
A. streets
B. they both way the same
C. stuffed animal
D. mass
E. travel

Answer: B


Choices:
A. fiat
B. folding
C. in the bloodbank
D. assess
E. rent

Answer: C


I was shot by my wife, Than she drowned me for 20 minutes, After that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner.   How is this possible?

Choices:
A. spear
B. rice
C. cuckold
D. shot
E. my wife is a photographer

Answer: E


The man who needs me doesn't want me.  the man who makes me dosen't need me, and the man who has me dosen't know he has me. what am i

Choices:
A. testosterone
B. manhole
C. makings
D. cofin
E. strike

Answer: D


The maker doesn't need me, The buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. emotion
B. cofin
C. diocese
D. groupware
E. cotton

Answer: B


Why is it against the law for a man living in NC to be buried in SC?

Choices:
A. hawk
B. dead body
C. liver
D. hes still alive
E. living thing

Answer: D


a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt.  how could this be?

Choices:
A. bypass
B. the desert
C. network
D. way
E. he was playing monopoly

Answer: E


As I was going to St. Ives,  I met a man with seven wives,  Each wife had seven sack,  Each sack had seven cats,  Each cat had seven kits,  Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,  How many were going down to St. Ives?

Choices:
A. adults
B. one person
C. leopard
D. sissy
E. women

Answer: B


i can be colorful, but im really skinny, some poeple use my daily, some people throw me away, what am i

Choices:
A. Sharpie
B. colored pencils
C. teachers
D. take
E. cigarette paper

Answer: B


You have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel

Choices:
A. antique
B. other one is a nickel
C. small change
D. piece
E. antique shop

Answer: B


We are three words, nothing ryhmes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a ryhming word.  We begin with O, M, and S.  Who are we?

Choices:
A. yard
B. caustic
C. silver month and orange
D. section
E. token

Answer: C


who has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on niagra falls.

Choices:
A. morris dance
B. sportsmanship
C. hurts
D. blondin
E. weakening

Answer: D


yo i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlewhat am i!!!

Choices:
A. izzle again
B. drop
C. branch
D. im a fizzel
E. much

Answer: D


half a circle  full a circle  half a circle  A  half a cirle  full a circle   LA  What does that spell?

Choices:
A. magic
B. first half
C. semidiameter
D. coca cola
E. ward

Answer: D


Choices:
A. cross ocean
B. attempt to fly
C. it cant fly
D. they can't hear
E. hang

Answer: C


A man in standing in a room,  and someone dumps water on him.   Without conciousness of what has happened,  he falls to the floor instantly, dead.

Choices:
A. continental divide
B. scuba diver
C. water was frozen into ice
D. bathing
E. steam

Answer: C


There is a kid,and his dad. They are driving and they have a bad wreck. The dad gos to one hospital,and the kid gos to another hospital. The doctor comes in to look at the kid,and says I can't work on him. How is that possible???

Choices:
A. note
B. emergency room
C. computers
D. doctor is his mom
E. tongue depressors

Answer: D


Choices:
A. holiday
B. inauguration day
C. calendar year
D. era
E. every month

Answer: E


Rail Road Crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without ant "R's"?

Choices:
A. yes that
B. crossings
C. piston
D. bowler
E. ways

Answer: A


Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies, Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain.

Choices:
A. overpass
B. cars
C. mound
D. a shadow
E. gum

Answer: D


Choices:
A. segovia
B. distance
C. singular
D. parking ticket
E. at the mooooovies

Answer: E


I am called white.  My duty is to protect and destroy.  All it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. . .  at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect.  I will fight to my death. . .  no matter how insignificant it may be.  I am very helpful yet you can't see me.  What am i?

Choices:
A. place
B. white blood cell
C. role
D. edge
E. separate

Answer: B


What has jerry curlz, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips?

Choices:
A. nathaniel littles
B. wash
C. worm
D. science
E. zigzags

Answer: A


My eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor.  What is it?

Choices:
A. still
B. single
C. lip
D. device
E. you blow me away

Answer: E


Brothers and Sisters i do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son.  Who is That-Man???

Choices:
A. become a man
B. become father
C. thatman is your son
D. thatman in the sky
E. morning coat

Answer: C


What is grey, has big ears , like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag??

Choices:
A. canal
B. oil
C. mouse going on vacation
D. drag
E. set

Answer: C


I have big gray ears  A small gray tail  And a large trunk  What am I?

Choices:
A. organization
B. cotton
C. mouse going on vacation
D. cafe
E. world

Answer: C


A captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot,"we'll dump him to Davy Jones locker as soon as we tell the captain.  Heres a cracker Polly. " the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisment for Davy Jones locker _____shop.  Fill in the blank

Choices:
A. out
B. yard
C. store room
D. sign
E. pet shop

Answer: E


Choices:
A. horse
B. fine
C. smother
D. be
E. book    many edges of pages

Answer: E


My first is in boulder and I have a stone,  My second is thrice in an apple alone,  My third may be found at the end of a hem,  My fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem,  My fith's in the middle of pop but not pip,  My sixth is the second you'll find in a snip.   My first half can stop up a broad river's flow,  My second half no daughter, the other you know.   I'm found in pudden and pie and good wine,  And I know all your names, so can you tell me mine?

Choices:
A. damson
B. root
C. magdalena river
D. sue
E. tokay

Answer: A


I get bigger the more you take away from me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. hole get it stanley yelnats
B. place
C. pier
D. room
E. bouncing

Answer: A


I can see but have no eyes, I wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, I am old and boney, i have no skin.  What am I?

Choices:
A. appendage
B. aegilops
C. grim reaper
D. aid
E. cutting

Answer: C


I am dead yet living still,  Death arrives on a window sill,  I am there yet only one sees me,  I am only one of many.

Choices:
A. grim reaper
B. kiosk
C. mull
D. observation
E. demise

Answer: A


if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do?

Choices:
A. piece
B. toe
C. pay
D. obstruction
E. intoxication

Answer: C


There was a plane crash on the boarder of mexico and the us. Thousands died.  It was all over the news.  T. V reporters were on every day giving us the info.  They just didnt figure out one thing, where to burry the surviors.  Do you know?

Choices:
A. leave town
B. you dont bury surviors
C. bury alive
D. remember where
E. act

Answer: B


Babys never use it, older poeple have to use it and some poeple can't use it.  What is it?

Choices:
A. chess board
B. heifer
C. reading
D. restroom
E. woman

Answer: D


whos is farsighted,   and has a true shot,   and who rarely tires?

Choices:
A. legolas
B. musket ball
C. myth
D. cassia
E. car tire

Answer: A


Why did the woman leave her son on a step?

Choices:
A. bin
B. sons
C. morrison
D. she wanted a stepson
E. ben

Answer: D


what does this symbol mean   BLOOD  water

Choices:
A. drainage
B. birdbath
C. oxyhaemoglobin
D. blood is thicker than water
E. cola

Answer: D


A man has one dollar in his right pocket.   He goes to the store and spends 77 cents.   If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person.   how much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.

Choices:
A. worthless
B. taiwan dollar
C. 18 cents cmon now
D. five cent bill
E. bahamian dollar

Answer: C


How the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road?

Choices:
A. club
B. otter hound
C. domestic cat
D. chaser
E. because they where parnetrs

Answer: E


What is more amazing than a talking dog???

Choices:
A. speling bee
B. thing
C. come
D. cut
E. music

Answer: A


who holds bolts,  and gets not shock,  but throws with fury,  and scorches the earth?

Choices:
A. half nelson
B. controller
C. solar day
D. zues
E. purchase

Answer: D


As I was going to St. Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits.  Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St. Aives?

Choices:
A. guinevere
B. 1 you
C. peafowl
D. pussy
E. policeman

Answer: B


Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and . . . . . . . . . ?

Choices:
A. august
B. janitor
C. raising
D. april june johney
E. july

Answer: D


Why does the number 2 hate the number 3?

Choices:
A. enrolment
B. and secondly
C. because its odd
D. numbers
E. malevolence

Answer: C


a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package.    How did he die?

Choices:
A. package was an unopened parachute
B. piece
C. mail
D. commercial enterprise
E. package was for sale

Answer: A


What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?  Bilinal  What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?  Trilinal

Choices:
A. wade
B. cocopah
C. bilinet
D. cobol
E. american

Answer: E


you have a bath and you need to empty it,  you have a buket and a cup,  what do you do to empty it?

Choices:
A. rim
B. a
C. pull the plug out
D. meditate
E. buy

Answer: C


Choices:
A. hisstory
B. raise
C. philosophy
D. blind snake
E. roller

Answer: A


Choices:
A. samosa
B. blood sausage
C. nice to meat you
D. cook one
E. roast

Answer: C


what am I supposed to do?  My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew.  What am I?

Choices:
A. read
B. chewing gum
C. express
D. not hungry
E. saliva

Answer: B


Choices:
A. cat backwards
B. story
C. margay
D. thirsty
E. cream

Answer: A


Choices:
A. someone in a wheelchair
B. quality
C. sportsmanship
D. hit
E. furniture

Answer: A


Choices:
A. pizzeria
B. capitalists
C. potato bug
D. mouse
E. at the flea market

Answer: E


what is a mummy's favorite kind of music ?

Choices:
A. intonation
B. contemporary
C. rap
D. mozart
E. bugle

Answer: C


If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks.  Who are they?

Choices:
A. habitation
B. get to work
C. cachter and umpire
D. design
E. turntable

Answer: C


there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle.  How many pigs are there?

Choices:
A. mold
B. three pigs
C. two mouths
D. midplane
E. spot

Answer: B


Why did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk?

Choices:
A. shade
B. it is sooooooo hot
C. bush
D. programming language
E. he wanted to log on

Answer: E


In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence.  But deep inside, they are all the same.  Because they all have one thing inside them. . .

Choices:
A. mystique
B. pollen or nectar
C. apple tree
D. orchids
E. perennial

Answer: B


What belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it?

Choices:
A. running mate
B. fleer
C. digitigrade
D. your future
E. connector

Answer: D


Who was the riches black smith in Kentucky?

Choices:
A. widow
B. fabric
C. tubby smith
D. smithy
E. sable

Answer: C


A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. . . . . why?

Choices:
A. sappho
B. can see
C. fan
D. milk cow
E. because they are all married

Answer: E


Choices:
A. birds
B. silver birch
C. none it a cherry tree
D. apple orchard
E. durian

Answer: C


what has a head and a tail but no body??

Choices:
A. coinit has head and tail
B. system
C. body substance
D. spleen
E. insult

Answer: A


im black and white, and red all over.  what am i?

Choices:
A. robin
B. red ink
C. piece
D. im a newspaper
E. card

Answer: D


i have lots of words, i give out information what am i?

Choices:
A. rip
B. im a newspaper
C. learning
D. information superhighway
E. animation

Answer: B


i WAS HUNGREY WHAT DID I EAT OR DID I WAS IT A RAT NO

Choices:
A. it was a rat
B. rodents
C. nosh
D. was it a cat
E. It wasn't that.

Answer: A


what side of a chicken has the most feathers?

Choices:
A. pen
B. outside of chicken
C. beef
D. fowl
E. farms

Answer: B


Choices:
A. whenyour eating a watermelon
B. when the sky is blue
C. short
D. utah
E. duck

Answer: A


Choices:
A. camo
B. chess board
C. housework
D. adress
E. house guest

Answer: D


WHAT is a four digit nuber in which the first digit is one third the second digit, the third is the sum of the first and seconddigit, and the last is three ties the second?

Choices:
A. 1349
B. form
C. correlative
D. tenth
E. series

Answer: A


Choices:
A. turkey red
B. cut
C. asia minor
D. to prove he wasnt chicken
E. halicarnassus

Answer: D


There's a man at home with a mask on waiting for someone to steal.  Who is that man with a mask on?

Choices:
A. set
B. catcher  baseball duh
C. stealer
D. away game
E. birds

Answer: B


some can be stupid some can be good some can be challenging and some can be impossible What is it ?  Hint* look at the title look where it says

Choices:
A. riddles
B. statement
C. merchandise
D. reply
E. headline

Answer: A


what is red and black and white all over

Choices:
A. yourre uglyli face
B. horse
C. lip
D. your natural habitat
E. black body

Answer: A


As I was going to St.  Ives,  I met a man with seven wives,  Each wife had seven sacks,  Each sack had seven cats,  Eack cat had seven kits,  Kits,cats,sacks and wives.   How many were going to St.  Ives?

Choices:
A. sport
B. holding
C. filter
D. one the man
E. sexist

Answer: D


there was a roadtrip flight that 100 people got on going from the US to Canada.  On the way back the plane crashed right on the border line of Canada and the US.  3/4 of the people on the plane died, where do they bury the survivors, in Canada or the US??

Choices:
A. measure
B. bury corpse
C. politicians
D. rule
E. neither  you dont bury survivors

Answer: E


If, you were to dig a hole thorugh the Earth and out the other side would you come out feet first or head first?

Choices:
A. ocean current
B. marble
C. who knows
D. touch
E. tailfirst

Answer: C


if telephone = rcjcnfmlc    den what is eual to mouse?

Choices:
A. switchboard
B. phone booth
C. kmsqc
D. cord
E. ferret

Answer: C


you take off the outside, then you cook me, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside what am I?

Choices:
A. japanese curry
B. cob
C. cobb of corn or eggplant
D. hay
E. oil

Answer: C


A man is wearing black.   Black shoes, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava.   He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off.   A black car is coming towards him with its lights off but some how he manages to stop in time.    How did the driver see the man?

Choices:
A. daytime
B. nightfall
C. minute
D. time period
E. black

Answer: A


how is it theres 25 married people in a ball room, but theres not one single person there

Choices:
A. bacteria
B. lemonade
C. black hawk
D. there all married not single
E. there all alone

Answer: D


I am a bean, i am very lean.  I am not fat, i am sure of that.  Like all beans, i am small and round. . . but unlike others, i dont grow in the ground.

Choices:
A. kidney
B. glad
C. jellybean
D. lipectomy
E. lightning conductor

Answer: C


If you don't know me, you are crushed.  If you do know me and you tell me no, I will be crushed.  What am I?

Choices:
A. kettle
B. someone
C. relative
D. fancy
E. secret admirer

Answer: E


Choices:
A. necromancy
B. in the dicsionary   lol
C. expiration
D. civil death
E. blight

Answer: B


What can be seen with the naked eye? Weighs nothing? And if you put it in a barrel, it'll make the barrel lighter?

Choices:
A. pudding
B. egg
C. cover
D. white
E. hold

Answer: A


You can get it from doing nothing and everything.  The wise and foolish both have it.  The more and less you have of it the better and worst you are in life.  Time is only boundary that keeps us from obtaining it.  Most take this value for granted.  There is NO device to measure it.  It governs all and can never be tamed.  You gain it by solving this riddle.  What is it???

Choices:
A. resuscitation
B. comforter
C. lifespan
D. term
E. experience

Answer: E


What animal is white, black and red  at the same time?

Choices:
A. black bread
B. delay
C. apenguin with a diaper rash
D. sequence
E. proline

Answer: C


I am black when you buy me, I am red when you use me, then am grey when you through me away What am I?

Choices:
A. put
B. iron
C. mold
D. coals
E. bargain hunter

Answer: D


adam accidently knock a cup full of cofee down but the cofee did not scattered how can taha be?

Choices:
A. a
B. crockery
C. egg cup
D. cafe
E. cofee bean

Answer: E


Choices:
A. bird of juno
B. water bird
C. frigate bird
D. squawk
E. he was a robin

Answer: E


Choices:
A. hold its nose
B. touch
C. see
D. musteline mammal
E. smelt

Answer: A


What instrument do you blow but can't hear anything?

Choices:
A. cut
B. dog whistle
C. tool
D. like
E. taste

Answer: B


What do you do when a bull charges  you?

Choices:
A. purchase food
B. electrostatic charge
C. account
D. pay it cash
E. rocket fuel

Answer: D


if i told you she rest beneath the stars and is under the blade and chalice what am i refering to?

Choices:
A. fish knife
B. shoulder blade
C. mary magdelene tomb
D. interstellar space
E. fan blade

Answer: C


a woman leaves home,goes straight,turns left,goes straight, turns left, goes straight the same distance,turns, and comes home and there are 2 women waiting for here.   who are the 2 women?

Choices:
A. get
B. mile
C. handicap
D. catcher and the umpire
E. delay

Answer: D


I'M EVERTHING UR AIR YOUR BREAT YOUR OXYGEN I'M EVERY THING I NEVER DIE WUT AM I

Choices:
A. shock
B. carbon
C. mist
D. matter
E. hydrogen

Answer: D


I have 15 cents in my left hand consisting of 2 coins yet the one is not a 10 cent how do you explain that?

Choices:
A. dimes
B. reserve
C. card
D. center of purse
E. other coin is 10 cent

Answer: E


Choices:
A. general
B. bootleg
C. foot steps
D. tap
E. turn

Answer: C


Choices:
A. phonetic alphabet
B. m
C. 3u and w
D. beta
E. arabic alphabet

Answer: C


Hay Didle Didle The Easy Riddler Is Here For What Does Fez Say In Sted of Good Bye?????????? Hint:Watch The Show

Choices:
A. retail
B. shift
C. widget
D. points
E. isaidgoodday

Answer: E


Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Choices:
A. sin
B. relief
C. place
D. because he is still living
E. dead letter

Answer: D


I an not a girl's best friend  though I am very close  I can be good and start a new trend  I am hard to find   I am born in a mouth  if your looking for me look toward the south

Choices:
A. purl
B. edict
C. read
D. squad
E. cotton

Answer: A


You can have me but cannot hold me;  Gain me and quickly lose me.   If treated with care I can be great,  And if betrayed I will break.   What am I?

Choices:
A. increment
B. regression
C. negligible
D. process
E. trust

Answer: E


one nite a queen a king princess and a prince was on a boat the queen king princess and prince fell off the boat who was leftÂ¿

Choices:
A. anticlimax
B. nite knight
C. lemur
D. apple tree
E. entail

Answer: B


I am a sound that is rich and sometimes can be loud.  But I can not eco anywhere no matter what, and no one knows why I can't do that, Not even me.

Choices:
A. sound pressure
B. ducks quack
C. reservoir
D. concert hall
E. sound hole

Answer: B


I will be every were but you cans see me Who i am?????????????????????

Choices:
A. form
B. steel
C. wildcat
D. answer air
E. drum

Answer: D


Soft As A Petal That Falls Form A Tree.   The More I Dry The Wetter I'll Be.    What Am I? :) :)

Choices:
A. deodorant
B. pad
C. break
D. liter
E. bath towel

Answer: E


Choices:
A. distance between two ends
B. minute
C. rail
D. hit
E. unit

Answer: A


The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack.  What could we possibly be?

Choices:
A. pawns in a chess game
B. hitting
C. capture
D. act
E. drake

Answer: A


There was a plane that crashed, not a single person lived.  Who lived?

Choices:
A. family medicine
B. all the couples
C. performance
D. member
E. leg

Answer: B


i'm a tringal. i'm god and tasty. What am I?

Choices:
A. proteus
B. anshar
C. authority
D. nation
E. hershys kisses

Answer: E


if a man and a half catch a fish and a half in a day and a half how many fish with 6 men catch in 7 days?

Choices:
A. tail fin
B. 28 fish
C. carbonado
D. part
E. catchall

Answer: B


they can hurt, they can please.   they can CRUSH things with ease.   picking up and letting go,  is something that they always do.

Choices:
A. tennis
B. fag
C. pill
D. your hands
E. creature

Answer: D


say fork 15 times.  Then say it 1 time.  Then say it 19 times.  What do you eat soup with?

Choices:
A. meals
B. soup plate
C. buy spoon
D. napkin
E. fort not fork

Answer: E


If it were possible to dig a hole to the other side of the earth, once you penetrated the other sides surface whould you fall back into this hole

Choices:
A. travel
B. statistics sayyes
C. countertop
D. voltage
E. puncture

Answer: B


i clean i climb i sweep i wine   what am i ?

Choices:
A. oar
B. sweeps
C. win
D. chimney sweeper
E. sweeping

Answer: D


I was standing at the sea-side when sudenly a plane fell into the sea.  Shocked and surprised as i was how can I take out the plane?

Choices:
A. machine
B. by simply using a camera
C. whisk
D. total
E. land plane

Answer: B


i scream everyday but know human ears can hear me, yet you can see me.

Choices:
A. spa
B. redhead
C. social group
D. flying bat
E. tormented by god

Answer: D


Choices:
A. emis
B. birdcage
C. bird of juno
D. drumstick
E. ostrich

Answer: E


What did the big tomatoe say to the little tomatoe?

Choices:
A. store food
B. catch up
C. chump change
D. store energy
E. root

Answer: B


What passes un der the sun, but makes no shadow ?   (There are many answers to this riddle)

Choices:
A. air   wind   planets
B. alpha centauri
C. character
D. supernova
E. earths

Answer: A


there are 2 painters to paint a bungalo.  it takes the 2 hrs to paint floor 1, 2 hrs to paint floor 2 and 3 hrs to paint floor 3.  how many hors all together did it take to paint the house.

Choices:
A. bungalos only have 2 floors
B. machine
C. tables
D. furnace
E. electric socket

Answer: A


There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink,the windows are pink,and the TV is pink. What Color is the stairs?

Choices:
A. there are no stairs
B. telephone directory
C. face north
D. front room
E. windows

Answer: A


What if you where in a completely blue house with only one story or level of the house, what color are the stairs??

Choices:
A. aviary
B. cairn island
C. spiral stairwell
D. there are no stairs
E. no windows

Answer: D


there was one story house.  what was the car's color? (enter here) The windows' color? (enter here)What was the garage's color? (enter here)  What were the stairs' color? (enter here)

Choices:
A. there are no stairs
B. cabin
C. windows
D. escalator
E. landing

Answer: A


Choices:
A. footing
B. hic
C. caster
D. be
E. grandstand

Answer: B


A plane going from Mexico to California crashed on the border.  Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. cremated
B. rise
C. they dont want to know
D. normal
E. you dont bury suvivors

Answer: E


most children have me,those that have me wish not to have me. if they look at thier friend's they have to pay a price!what am i?

Choices:
A. fine
B. puppy fat
C. examination
D. an
E. agus

Answer: C


i am a nation , all lazy undergraduates hate me what am i?

Choices:
A. examination
B. letter of marque
C. suzerainty
D. band together
E. create government

Answer: A


What is an animal that has 3 legs in the morning ,2 legs in the afternoon ,and 1leg at night?

Choices:
A. delight
B. sphits
C. motility
D. python
E. nightie

Answer: B


What has 4 noses, 3 mouths, 1 eye and 7 legs?

Choices:
A. look
B. piece
C. someone whos very ugly
D. machine
E. someones birth

Answer: C


i can be fat i can be thin i can go left i can go right i can go up and down what  am i

Choices:
A. take
B. thin air
C. presents
D. leaf
E. widow

Answer: C


Choices:
A. he had so many problems
B. report
C. enigma
D. piece
E. legend

Answer: A


a man is wearing a black suit, black pants, and a black ski mask, and yet people can see him.    how is this possible?

Choices:
A. it was in the day
B. crowd
C. shade
D. absolute
E. night or day

Answer: A


I am a basic form of life  Over time, I can destroy rock  I may or may not produce poison  And I support all life in 2 ways.   What am I?

Choices:
A. friends
B. I'm dead
C. device
D. plants
E. chlorophyll

Answer: D


It lives with electricity, reveals info, and travels around the world faster than the speed of sound.  What is it?

Choices:
A. wires
B. record
C. internet
D. music
E. definition

Answer: C


A man approaches a hotel with his little dog.  When he stops outside the hotel, he knows that he is bankrupt.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. bald eagle
B. corgi
C. hes playing monopoly
D. bloodhound
E. dogbane

Answer: C


This father and son were Driving down a road and got hit.  The dad died instantly, but the kid was barley alive when the paramedics got their.  The boy was rushed into surgery immediatly.  When the sureon came out and said "I can't opperate on this boy, he is my son!" How is this possible?

Choices:
A. old man
B. grandparent
C. stiff
D. daughter of friend
E. surgeon is boys mother

Answer: E


Choices:
A. nothing bannannas dont talk
B. pome
C. crabapple
D. make
E. worm

Answer: A


The c page has a certain charm feel free to disagree       but something records the answer magnetic is the key!      (Soyouknow the answer has to start with c!!)

Choices:
A. electrical
B. lath
C. feedback
D. casette make sense
E. testament

Answer: D


Choices:
A. entering
B. burst
C. file
D. depression
E. completion

Answer: D


two of the same type cars were driving. One of them weregoin 100 mile per hour. The were goin 40 mile per hour. The car the is goin 40 miles passes the car that is gin 100 miles. How is this possible?

Choices:
A. range
B. they were  going opposite directions
C. judge
D. passing
E. deal

Answer: B


What is the difference of Here and There?

Choices:
A. t
B. error
C. sameness
D. divisor
E. breach

Answer: A


Brothers and sisters, I have none.   But, this man's father is my father's son.

Choices:
A. hes talking about himself
B. detective
C. bloke
D. group
E. relation

Answer: A


I Runs Around The House With Out Moving.  What Am I!!!

Choices:
A. card
B. drive
C. insects
D. im a fence
E. village

Answer: D


Choices:
A. ur not in vons
B. toll road
C. rs
D. down the street
E. electrical resistance

Answer: A


On Christmas Eve Santa comes to Bring the presents to The good Boys and Girls. . . . .  But Which way Does he Come in?

Choices:
A. under the tree
B. you still believe in santa
C. debt
D. presents
E. cost

Answer: B


A man is standing outside home, and sees a man with a mask.  he started running, made three left turns, and is home again.  He sees the man.  whats going on?

Choices:
A. hes playing baseball
B. jack
C. jog
D. free
E. throw

Answer: A


little lily lost her dolly in the pram or trolly when she went to buy a lolly would it be in pram or trolly?

Choices:
A. trolly
B. den
C. lore
D. boy's room
E. praise

Answer: A


what drinks when not thirsty what can swim but can also drown and what eats even when its not hungry

Choices:
A. humans
B. lurch
C. black and tan
D. thirst
E. advertisement

Answer: A


Choices:
A. amphibian
B. dogs
C. species
D. marmot
E. humans

Answer: E


Choices:
A. claps
B. have
C. express love
D. use a clapper
E. taking

Answer: D


I am not alive, yet i grow to be large.  I don't have lungs however I use air to  pollute yours.  I don't have a mouth, but water kills me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. pit
B. bell
C. body odor1111
D. water jacket
E. taste

Answer: C


in a marble hall as white as milk lined with a skin as soft as silk within a fountain crystal clear a golden apple will appear wot am i

Choices:
A. cereal
B. appearing
C. im an egg
D. white meat
E. toilet paper

Answer: C


There is such an entity in the world that spends more time on the surface than any other.  Place is not a concern.  What is this entity?

Choices:
A. map projection
B. personal business
C. timekeeper
D. fzer0slipper proning
E. importance

Answer: D


what happens whenyouthrow a rock in water?

Choices:
A. germs
B. bath
C. water table
D. it sinks
E. becomes higher

Answer: D


There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing. All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.

Choices:
A. poison
B. trying to get rid of
C. egg
D. i dont knoyoutell me
E. own children

Answer: D


Choices:
A. to a dogtor
B. playing
C. king charles spaniel
D. wiggle
E. little

Answer: A


A taxi driver crossed a red light.   A police officer was there but didn't confront the driver.   Why?

Choices:
A. heavy
B. transport
C. rating
D. mark
E. taxi driver was walking

Answer: E


A plane crashes on the border line between Canada and USA.  Where do you bury the surivors?

Choices:
A. membrane
B. text
C. rank
D. you dont bury survivors
E. childrens grave

Answer: D


There are 22 people in a square room.  Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his/her head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes).  Where can you place an orange so that all but one person can see it?

Choices:
A. john huston
B. nationality
C. on 1 of their heads
D. protester
E. field of vision

Answer: C


ifyouput a ping pong ball in a tube how do you get out without blowing it out?

Choices:
A. pee in the tube
B. play basketball
C. bowl
D. jump in the pool
E. bubbles

Answer: A


marys father has five daughters.   The first is called nana,the second is nene,the third is nono and the fourth is nini. what is the fifths daughter name?

Choices:
A. woman
B. kinship
C. kid
D. mary marys father
E. british girl

Answer: D


what do you call a cat that hates the dark?

Choices:
A. scardey cat
B. rooftop
C. rat
D. dark horse
E. double

Answer: A


You run to the pitch.  You jump.  You walk.  You ride a skateboard.

Choices:
A. hit
B. footstep
C. your leg
D. your pocket
E. felt

Answer: C


there were three eggs in the morning and in the afternoon there were two.  what happened?

Choices:
A. one hatched
B. produces
C. fail to hatch
D. gynogenesis
E. platypus

Answer: A


how do you fit 10 horses into nine stables with one horse in each

Choices:
A. tout
B. snug
C. yard
D. horsecar
E. tenhorses

Answer: E


You are driving a train.   The train leaves at 55km an hour heading for Halifax from Calgary.   The tracks of the train move diagonally.   There are 18 passengers on the train ranging from 3 years old to 80 years old.   The train tickets were 10 dollars apiece.   If the train made a stop at Vancouver and 1/3 of the passengers got off, what's the age of the driver?

Choices:
A. passenger train
B. place
C. coach
D. you are the driver
E. straphanger

Answer: D


A women is pushing a a wheelbarrow around in a square,and getting paid how does this work?

Choices:
A. she is playing monopoly
B. like
C. tables
D. money laundering
E. they're getting paid

Answer: A


what has sunday, saturday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and friday??

Choices:
A. advent sunday
B. whole week
C. rest day
D. club
E. saturn

Answer: B


aboy goes to the school he goes to the zoo after school he buy pizza and he makes money how did he make money

Choices:
A. he sold his lunch
B. alma mater
C. marker
D. dancing school
E. take

Answer: A


a person gave birth to a pair of twins.  Both were girls. the girls gave birth to quadriplets.  two were boys and two were girls.  the girls would give birth to how many kids. How may kids did they both give births to?

Choices:
A. christopher columbus
B. peer
C. stateless person
D. 8
E. william kidd

Answer: D


Choices:
A. vinyl
B. take care of
C. buy beer
D. put it in the freezer
E. goose bumps

Answer: D


Choices:
A. mourners
B. generation
C. shed tears
D. big cry baby
E. remembering

Answer: D


adam is walking down the street and he found a $50 bill but he did not picked it up but instad go to a market and steal some fish wht?

Choices:
A. shopping cart
B. he is a cat
C. cash
D. he is hungry
E. resident

Answer: B


What the mother ghost said to  the father ghost?

Choices:
A. grandpa
B. wicca
C. doula
D. see ghosts
E. boohookill the boooy

Answer: E


rod::foot   find the pair wherein the worlds are related to each other,  Pound:: ounce  inch:: yards  pint :: quat  minute:: second

Choices:
A. pestle
B. meter
C. inchyard
D. duration
E. lb

Answer: C


What is always coming, but never arrives?

Choices:
A. rise
B. ocene
C. sprog
D. horizontally
E. tomorrw

Answer: E


I am here for people to learn new things, who cares what I bring and it is not a place to sing. most people don't like me others delight me. What am I

Choices:
A. kids go here  a school
B. law
C. noise
D. record
E. disinfectant

Answer: A


A man was soht to death.  He was checked theroly and there was no gun resadew.  so he was shot from far away.  but, the doors where locked and the windows where shut how did he die!

Choices:
A. single
B. car was a convertible
C. sliding window
D. police car
E. swing door

Answer: B


I takes you away from this world, but you're not moveing.  You see and feel your adventure, but you're not seeing or feeling it. What are you doing?

Choices:
A. cover
B. falling asleep
C. reading a book
D. flash
E. report

Answer: C


Where do you find your dog with no legs?

Choices:
A. branch
B. hypotenuse
C. pad
D. right where you left him
E. wax

Answer: D


Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Choices:
A. spider
B. branch
C. right where you left him
D. stand
E. has

Answer: C


What stays in one in the corner but always travels around the world?

Choices:
A. wire
B. cornerback
C. stamp duh
D. quality
E. plow

Answer: C


A plane is flying from Florida to New Jersey it gets into a bad crash. Where do you bury the servivers?

Choices:
A. in the cupboard
B. you dont bury servivers
C. beetles
D. rank
E. flying

Answer: B


what can go so fast but so small you can't see it and comes out of two small caves?

Choices:
A. drop
B. ruff
C. settlement
D. its a sneeze
E. result

Answer: D


if a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?

Choices:
A. his brother is 13 months
B. mark
C. male child
D. big brother
E. group

Answer: A


Choices:
A. hill
B. airline
C. zu
D. raise
E. grade

Answer: A


the parts of a shape,  is what one hopes to seek of another's,  the combination of tears,  stitched together or else shatters. . .

Choices:
A. item
B. pure heart
C. hope chest
D. clean
E. plane

Answer: B


A man walked over a bridge, yet he walked under the bridge.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. lawyer
B. yet was his dog
C. lover
D. north dakota
E. machine

Answer: B


Choices:
A. applause
B. shell
C. secret
D. brown rot
E. armadilo

Answer: E


As I was going to Dover I saw 3 men, each men had 2 wives, each wife had a sack, each sack had a cat, each cat had seven kittens.   How many were going to Dover?

Choices:
A. cars
B. core
C. chief
D. dead end
E. 1 me

Answer: E


A plane crashed on the south-west side of Ireland.  there was a little Graveyard right next to the plane crash. Where do you bury the survivers?

Choices:
A. range
B. cremation
C. bury dead
D. you dont bury survivers
E. sparkle

Answer: D


A plane crashed in Argentina where did they bury the survivers?

Choices:
A. you dont bury survivers
B. flying
C. airplanes
D. cremate
E. remember where

Answer: A


This animal is bigger than the biggest whale,  faster than the fastest cheetah, stronger than the greatest King Kong and more dangerous than the most dangerous dinosaur.  What animal is it?

Choices:
A. this animal
B. continent
C. beef
D. oak
E. elephants

Answer: A


what is invsebl and smells like carrots?

Choices:
A. rabbit farts
B. nerve
C. odor
D. stench
E. bone

Answer: A


Choices:
A. spider
B. side chair
C. cards
D. magazines
E. muliplication table

Answer: E


i am half chinese and half puerto rican,what am i?>

Choices:
A. ricanese
B. rican american
C. side
D. chinese gooseberry
E. elaphure

Answer: A


Choices:
A. tommarow
B. return
C. rank
D. serving
E. coming

Answer: A


JOANNIE FATHER HAVE FIVE GIRLS DANNA,DENNA,DINNA,DONNA WHO WAS THE 5TH GIRL.

Choices:
A. rosary
B. joannie
C. sister
D. gibson girl
E. missouri

Answer: B


wy did silly billy dream of him in space

Choices:
A. lot
B. gases
C. his house
D. because he needed some space
E. constant

Answer: D


What breaks, but never falls? What falls, but never breaks?

Choices:
A. separation
B. dash
C. daybreak and nightfall
D. crush
E. interrupt

Answer: C


How do you know when a computer monitor is sad?

Choices:
A. overlay
B. chip
C. ledge
D. itunes
E. when it breaks down

Answer: E


You walked one day down the street.   You found something that was worth something.   You made sure you didn't lose it.   It has color , size and shape.    Everyone of them is different.   You enjoy it a lot.   You like it and you count it over and over. What am I ?

Choices:
A. appraisal
B. exchange
C. standard
D. bus station
E. vending machinesi am money

Answer: E


Fred and Jane are dead on the floor.  With them on the floor is shattered glass, a baseball, and water, there is an OPEN window on the wall.  What happened?

Choices:
A. water witch
B. water pistol
C. water cannon
D. fred and jane are fish
E. mineral water

Answer: D


You can use 2 coins to make 30 cents, 1 is not a nickel, what are the 2 coins.

Choices:
A. quarter and nickle
B. silver dollar
C. coin purse
D. measure
E. vending machines

Answer: A


Choices:
A. yards
B. with a lawn meower
C. brome
D. silver grass
E. cover

Answer: B


A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction.  A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket.  The policeman paid the ticket himself.  What is a logical explanation for this?

Choices:
A. female child
B. woman
C. policeman's wife
D. servant
E. boy was policemans son

Answer: E


There were 2 men sharing a jail cell. One man asked the other,"What are you in for?"He said,"I'm in for something I didn't do!"What didn't he do?

Choices:
A. get punished
B. electrical device
C. bacteria
D. he didnt run fast enough
E. operation

Answer: D


Sometimes I'm orange sometimes I'm white sometimes I'm red sometimes I'm light what am I?

Choices:
A. birds
B. shining
C. hydrogen
D. moon
E. white

Answer: D


Choices:
A. imaginary being
B. children's story
C. chimaera
D. scylla
E. human been

Answer: E


Choices:
A. big blister on your finger
B. call
C. calling
D. prick
E. turn

Answer: A


A man and a dog were walking on a street.  The man rode yet walked.                How is this possible?

Choices:
A. roads
B. trod
C. jog
D. yet was the dogs name
E. dust

Answer: D


There once was a girl who was sitting in her house one day and looked up and saw a hole in the celing. . . . She then herd foot~steps from the celing. She saw a shadow, big and bold. Who was the shadow?

Choices:
A. mankind
B. cedar chest
C. her father
D. stepmother
E. picture of person

Answer: C


A person shot an Eagle.  A cop watched but did nothing.  Why?

Choices:
A. primate
B. silver
C. quality of life
D. person was playing golf
E. paper tiger

Answer: D


There is a light blab at the top fool of 3 starry house and there are thee swishes one is going to turn on the light and two do not with one is the one that turns on the light?

Choices:
A. milled
B. mold
C. etched
D. placed on shelf
E. birds

Answer: A


Archibold Flapdoodle walked outside though a pouring rain for twenty minutes without getting a single hair on his head wet.  He didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head.  His clothes got soaked.  How did this happen?

Choices:
A. heifer
B. ride
C. depilation
D. no water
E. hes bald

Answer: E


It CAN be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.  It lies behind starrs and under hills, in empty holes it fills.  It comes first and follows after.  Ends life, kills laughter!

Choices:
A. it is there
B. seeing
C. isnt it obvious its darkness
D. It is not here
E. hiding in plain sight

Answer: C


Choices:
A. egg
B. stand
C. foodstuff
D. it doesnt
E. chickens

Answer: D


dad and the son were in separete cars and then crashed they were both sent to different hospitals and when they were going to operate the son the doctor said "i cant operate this guy he's my son. what happened?

Choices:
A. mom was doctor
B. attache case
C. emergency room
D. examination
E. advice

Answer: A


Choices:
A. emmet
B. worms
C. peter
D. parasites
E. antibiotic

Answer: E


am something, if you send me i will not go but when you are going i will follow you

Choices:
A. apparition
B. mail
C. set
D. flow
E. ghost or spirit of human

Answer: E


what would the relation be to you if you dads mother son cat mother owners puppys son in laws aunt be to you

Choices:
A. extended family
B. lynx
C. your grandma
D. way
E. association

Answer: C


Choices:
A. lineup at the supermarket
B. get
C. sake
D. reward system
E. fag

Answer: A


one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet.  Another you may see in tin, and the fourthed is boxed within.  If the fifth you should persue, it can never fly from you.  What are we?

Choices:
A. programme
B. bottles
C. camber
D. elements
E. vowls

Answer: E


Which hand does a nun stur her coffie with?

Choices:
A. none she uses a spoon
B. pinky
C. ring finger
D. left hand
E. pointer

Answer: A


a stpid guy gets swiss cheese.  Its not old,moldy,destroyed,licked,ect.  Why does he return it?

Choices:
A. drive
B. taste good
C. it has holes in it
D. mouse
E. it's not that old

Answer: C


What your eyes think is there actually is not, but the magical image is hidden within  the "plot. " What is it?

Choices:
A. juju
B. optical illusion
C. sitcom
D. spell
E. refracting telescope

Answer: B


Choices:
A. stranger to u
B. divide
C. wis
D. being
E. na

Answer: A


i man walks through a door, he ends up outside he looks up and sees a ceiling fan, the last thing he sees is a piano, so he ends up in prison, and decides to make a break from prison.  (mindyouhe is blind ((ifyouhavnt cought that yet))) He digs a 11 ft hole but doesn't make it out of prison through the whole.  how did he get revenge on his killer?

Choices:
A. compare
B. music room
C. i dont kno do you
D. playing
E. measure

Answer: C


Choices:
A. host
B. because they always control them
C. discovery
D. remote control
E. bluff

Answer: B


What is the one question you can never answer "Yes" to and be telling the truth?

Choices:
A. carp
B. call
C. are you dead
D. so
E. learning

Answer: C


if quizzes are quizicles what are tests?

Choices:
A. formal
B. paternity test
C. testicles
D. accounting
E. science

Answer: C


What has a tongue but cannot talk, but walks around.   What am I?

Choices:
A. a penguin's hand
B. passageway
C. tongue depressor
D. nerve
E. your shoe

Answer: E


There was once a man who had a room called 17NO but he never went inside. Why?

Choices:
A. regret
B. togo
C. because there was a lion
D. place
E. spare room

Answer: C


Choices:
A. fountained water
B. ginger beer
C. size
D. skink
E. alcoholic

Answer: A


He is worst then the devil.  He is uglier than the wicked witch of the west.  He gives out detentions like it's going out of style that same day in a minute.  He has no common sense and doesn't know how to teach.  He is a band teacher.  Who is he?

Choices:
A. mr  newsome
B. prescription
C. rank
D. tet
E. ordinary

Answer: A


one fine day in the middle of the night  two dead men got up to fight  they turned around to face each other  they drew their swords and shot each other   whats wrong with this poem ?

Choices:
A. killed
B. pired to be king
C. drive
D. you decide whats wrong
E. copenhagen

Answer: D


Choices:
A. resident
B. curing
C. allergist
D. taste good
E. he felt crumbly

Answer: E


I saw a boat,it had lots of people on it but not a single person

Choices:
A. nun
B. cus they were all married
C. piece of land
D. high priest
E. demosthenes

Answer: B


there are two fat guys,how can you fit each fat guy under an umbrella  without them getting wet?

Choices:
A. blimp
B. it is raining
C. moisture
D. it was not raining
E. oil

Answer: D


A man is running late for work and forgets to grab his unbrella and raincoat, how does he manage to not get rained on?

Choices:
A. season
B. wise
C. it doesnt rain
D. being outside
E. company

Answer: C


Teddy destroyed many yards fences and houses but did not get in trouble.   How?

Choices:
A. teddy is a hurricane
B. creature
C. teddy bear is a good boy
D. chamber
E. senator

Answer: A


what is at the end of nothing the end of thing but not in great

Choices:
A. bridgehead
B. bungee
C. out
D. ing
E. entity

Answer: D


The rich can't have it, the poor do have it, and if you eat it for a while, you die. . . What am I thinking of?

Choices:
A. thinking
B. fare
C. pass
D. drinking
E. answer is nothing

Answer: E


Choices:
A. put away
B. retarts
C. twilight
D. songwriter
E. donald doll house

Answer: B


ther is a man called jon wot is his mum  called

Choices:
A. british isles
B. alex davies
C. local call
D. telephone line
E. manufacture

Answer: B


I live in a hot, dry, rock islands of Indonesia.  I eat carrion and live snakes, deer, goats and birds.  I am 3m long and weighs up to 136kg.  What am I?

Choices:
A. komodo dragon
B. tree stump
C. greater sunda islands
D. singapore
E. pacific

Answer: A


is a hot chick cool or  a cool chick hot

Choices:
A. tropic
B. duck
C. chilly
D. jungles
E. your decision

Answer: E


Choices:
A. effect
B. patrons
C. sats
D. viewing
E. gizzard of oz

Answer: E


Choices:
A. skiing
B. sport
C. river or stream
D. runner
E. music

Answer: C


What is as long as 10 men as strong as 10 men but given the chance it cannot stand up upon its own

Choices:
A. set
B. piece of rope
C. machine
D. fisherman
E. make

Answer: B


i have a name of a canal, but if spelled backwards i become a powerful god.

Choices:
A. pan
B. division
C. suez canal
D. boats
E. water travel

Answer: C