Jerry went out to the hardware store to buy some needed supplies.   He spent half of what he had plus $2. 00 in the first store; half of what he had left plus $1. 00 in the second store; half of what he had left plus $1. 00 in the third store; and in the last store , half of all he had.   Three dollars were left over.   How much money did he start with

Choices:
A. pin money
B. money order
C. 64 00 dollars
D. silver
E. folding money

Answer: C


My initials are PQRS.  I am always above a star and i never get burned.  Who/What am I?

Choices:
A. character
B. varsity letter
C. number 7 on a telephone
D. syllable
E. symbol

Answer: C


what happens to the dog when it stands infront of the hot sun

Choices:
A. king charles spaniel
B. dog becomes hotdog
C. stroke
D. set
E. white

Answer: B


what can you through it off a clif and it wont pop. when you use a forek it pops. what am i??????

Choices:
A. usefulness
B. wash
C. free will
D. nerf sword
E. boloon

Answer: E


what is a person feeling while eating a " KELA "

Choices:
A. akela
B. swill
C. woody allen
D. misfit
E. ruth benedict

Answer: A


i snap but i am not a twig .   ihave armor but i am not a knight. i have a mobile home but i dont live in a trailer park .   i am hard but soft at the same time i am sharp.  like a teacher but i am stupid.   i am as fast as a rock rolling up a hill.   i am a lover staring at a rock but notin love.   i see air but i can not hear it.

Choices:
A. snaping turtle
B. defense system
C. snapdragon
D. fireplace
E. tree branch

Answer: A


Choices:
A. chief
B. dogcart
C. has
D. dog hook
E. 10

Answer: E


A cowboy had to go to a business trip in Florida for 4 days.  He left on Sunday and returned on Tuesday.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. his horses name was tuesday
B. tampa bay
C. tallahassee
D. beaches
E. pensacola

Answer: A


what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night?

Choices:
A. Creativity
B. shadow
C. illumination
D. color
E. time of day

Answer: B


There is a list of number from 1-1000.  How many times does the number "3" appear?

Choices:
A. 301 times
B. month
C. counter
D. nanosecond
E. end well

Answer: A


i can be a quarter , i can be a half, i can be full, but the other side of me you'll never know.  What am i ?!

Choices:
A. moon
B. shade
C. season
D. room
E. orientation

Answer: A


a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!!why'd he say ouch?

Choices:
A. hewalked into a pole
B. counter
C. punch him
D. punch someone
E. vermouth

Answer: A


a man got shot in a car, the windows were up the doors were locked he was alone and he did'nt shoot himself. no glass was broke.  how did he get shot?

Choices:
A. ponce
B. discharge
C. remove
D. he was in a convertiable
E. louvered window

Answer: D


what time does a dentist get up to leave for work

Choices:
A. exodontist
B. silver
C. shots
D. reign
E. tooth hurrty

Answer: E


Choices:
A. brake
B. advantage
C. big gun
D. tracks
E. shoot the people pushing it

Answer: E


If you are an american in the living room than what are you in the bathroom?

Choices:
A. eurapean
B. skunkweed
C. barroom
D. workroom
E. cubicle

Answer: A


What has a head and a tail but no body?        Is that possible?

Choices:
A. spark plug
B. take
C. quater
D. wiggle
E. standing order

Answer: C


i dont have head             i dont have hand i have different colors           who i am?

Choices:
A. shirts
B. collection
C. middle
D. side
E. gloves

Answer: A


beach,paper,and bath-what do these items have in common?

Choices:
A. reams
B. napkin
C. composition
D. international
E. beachtowel  papertowel  bathtowel

Answer: E


Choices:
A. michael jackson
B. horse
C. blood brother
D. machine
E. vapour

Answer: A


I have an amusement park in my back yard.   I wear white gloves.   I love children. . .  alot.   I am black with a white face.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. beaver
B. apple tree
C. clowns
D. heifer
E. michael jackson

Answer: E


Once you hear me come from someone you may run, some people may stop breathing, and others may hurt the one who pocesses me.  But the one who pocesses me does not mind me at all.

Choices:
A. coding
B. multitude
C. fart hehe
D. criminals
E. pit stop

Answer: C


4_4_4_4=20   in the above equationyoucan see that there are 3 blank spaces between four(4's)youhave to insert signs(+,-,*,/) between them in such a manner that the result equals "20".

Choices:
A. 444420
B. resolution
C. inch
D. interstellar space
E. necessity

Answer: A


Fred and Bob were dead on the floor with shattered glass and water all around them.   The door was locked from both the inside and the outside.  The window curtain was left blowing.   How did they die?

Choices:
A. water polo
B. chemical
C. watering hole
D. pepsi
E. they were fish

Answer: E


if someone said theyd go to your house and order chicken wings and pay for them, what are you likely gonna do while eating them?

Choices:
A. sit down inless your wierd
B. yard
C. den
D. beanbag
E. digest

Answer: A


A team won one to zero but not one man crssed homeplate.  How is this  possible.

Choices:
A. a girl
B. it was a women
C. master
D. he
E. godfather

Answer: B


I am a guy brothers and sisters I have none but the picture on the wall is the son of my fathers son.  Who is it?

Choices:
A. pic
B. buster
C. pa
D. brethren
E. my son

Answer: E


You ponder me in your mind,  I grow stronger with time  And weaker all the while.   I drive you crazy  In your mind that's hazy.   I'm a magnet to thought  And a shade to your eyes,  Now what am I?

Choices:
A. drives
B. sound
C. riddle or question
D. double
E. state

Answer: C


A man is standing in front of a portrait looking at the picture of a man's face.  Looking at the man in the portrait he says: "This man's father is my fathers son!" How is the man in the portrait related to the man looking at it?

Choices:
A. man in portrahis son
B. robin
C. lad
D. son of a british girl
E. album

Answer: A


I break at my beginning,  Silent, except for birds singing.   At my end I fall but don't hit the ground at all.   A new one of me may bring joy,  Or may bring sorrow.   No one can tell,  Just wait for tomorrow. . .   What am I?

Choices:
A. season
B. day
C. plane
D. october
E. night raven

Answer: B


There was a boy and his dad driving in a car. (The dad was a doctor) They got in a bad car crash.  The dad died and the son was injured.  The son got rushed to the hospital.  When the doctor got in the doctor said i can not operate on this boy he is my son.  Who is the doctor?

Choices:
A. dormitory
B. fatherland
C. fathers
D. docor was his mom
E. dads

Answer: D


What is black and yellow and goes zzub,zzub?

Choices:
A. jet black
B. daffodil
C. color
D. bee flying backwards
E. daisies

Answer: D


What is firm but soft,  Shows emotion,  But doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.

Choices:
A. be
B. modesty
C. your feelings
D. his or her home
E. displeasure

Answer: C


I am born on paper with twisted lines, I'm a sponge in a way and I taste awful, what am I?

Choices:
A. contract
B. forests
C. leaf
D. moss
E. sponge sponge

Answer: D


What has Three eyes Six legs and a Tail?

Choices:
A. mouse
B. norse god odin
C. part
D. vision
E. machine

Answer: B


Choices:
A. in bed
B. during the day
C. being
D. when he is her baby
E. his wedding

Answer: D


You are in a clothes store with no doorand you have a bag.  How do you get out?

Choices:
A. cover
B. cost
C. you dont
D. you pay for it
E. clock

Answer: C


Choices:
A. hammerhead
B. nail in horse shoe
C. hash head
D. headboard
E. story

Answer: B


I am what you think, I am not what you see?

Choices:
A. deliberation
B. train of thoughts
C. you imagination
D. hope
E. thunk

Answer: C


Da 22nd n 24rth president had da same mom n dad but they were not bro's .  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. corporation
B. neuter
C. salt
D. they were da same person
E. son

Answer: D


David was out for a walk when it started to rain.  He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat.  His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.  How could this happen?

Choices:
A. he didn't fall down
B. david is bald
C. flight
D. company
E. return

Answer: B


less than 1000   more than 88 x 2 + 8  less than 100 x 9 + 65   more than 100 x 9 + 63

Choices:
A. higher than 8
B. higher than 9
C. xxx
D. 964
E. signature

Answer: D


Choices:
A. because 789
B. make number 7
C. make list
D. apprehension
E. terror

Answer: A


Choices:
A. bigger than 7
B. amazon basin
C. because 789
D. amazon river
E. humanist

Answer: C


There is a bomb in the chamber of a bomber plane.  The bomb is not attached to anything.  The chamber is opened but the bomb doesn't come out.  Why is this?

Choices:
A. geometry
B. key
C. plane is flying upside down
D. saddle
E. sequence

Answer: C


If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?

Choices:
A. photon
B. light the match first
C. cube
D. extinguish flame
E. source

Answer: B


there are 6 copy cats on a boat.  1 jump off.   how many copy cats are left?

Choices:
A. hop
B. story
C. none  their copy cats
D. jerk
E. mexican hairless

Answer: C


Long and thin  But you can't win  two holes but   everything stays in   I come in all sizes  with many surprises

Choices:
A. capacity
B. straw
C. suite
D. milkshake
E. cavity

Answer: B


usually cow gives milk. what does cow gives when earthquake occurs?

Choices:
A. tip
B. foodstuff
C. milkshake
D. milk cow
E. bone

Answer: C


He's a boastful, puffed-up fellow, wearing spurs; eyes gleaming yellow.  As he proudly struts about, he's in charge, there is no doubt.  What is he?

Choices:
A. interrogation
B. duck
C. leashes
D. spread
E. he is a rooster

Answer: E


Choices:
A. expression
B. peeps
C. steam engine
D. loner
E. solitude

Answer: D


There were 4 people that liked to set people's houses on fire.  Their names were Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin. One day the police officers found about the fires but didn't know which person did it. Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin's last name was Price. The police officer put up a sign that said this   ?Price.                          Which person set the fire?                   Hint:the sign has a big hint

Choices:
A. avenue
B. cafe
C. victim
D. mark
E. place

Answer: D


Choices:
A. wink
B. glass eye
C. pin
D. tool
E. anatomy

Answer: C


I AM NICE AND ROUND  I NEVER TOUCH THA GROUND.    ECEPT FOR 1 TIME WHEN I FLEW ACCROSS THA FLOOR  AND GOT MYSELF STUCK BETWEEN A DOOR!!!  OW!

Choices:
A. friends
B. down
C. nick
D. my head
E. low

Answer: D


Im something you can hold also that you can find anything on me what am i ???????????

Choices:
A. laptop
B. rut
C. reach
D. bes
E. touching

Answer: A


I have a keyboard  A mouse a monitor   It can have internet.   I can move from town to town  What am I?

Choices:
A. tv
B. laptop
C. keys
D. terminal
E. staples

Answer: B


MR.  SMITH AND HIS SON ARE DRIVING IN A CAR.  THEY GET INTO A HORRIBLE ACCEDENT.  MR.  SMITH DIES INSTANTLY.  MR.  SMITH'S SON HOWEVER IS RUSHED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.  THE SURGEN SAID I CANNOT OPPORATE ON THIS CHILD BECAUSE HE IS MY SON.  HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Choices:
A. surgen is boys mother
B. rover
C. learning
D. teaching
E. young

Answer: A


THERE ARE 4 CATS IN A ROOM, EACH CAT IN A CORNER EACH CAT SEES 3 CATS HOW MANY CATS ARE THERE

Choices:
A. beds
B. spider web
C. circle the wifes
D. see many cats
E. there are 4 cats

Answer: E


Which is correct, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Choices:
A. chicken eggs
B. white horses
C. the yoke is yellow
D. white matter
E. neitherthe yolk is yellow

Answer: E


Choices:
A. sort
B. polish
C. shirts
D. belly button
E. edge

Answer: D


Nick's father has three sons snap,crakle,and____?

Choices:
A. flash
B. nick
C. decision
D. catch
E. kid

Answer: B


there once was a man who stole cake.  one day he went to the store he came home with a cake that he stole and ran after he got home.  what was he running from when he got home?

Choices:
A. collect
B. rich person's house
C. package
D. bill
E. duck

Answer: E


You do this to protect yourself  It doesnt have many colors on it   the noise it makes is as big as its bite!  what is it?

Choices:
A. tractor
B. duck
C. peck
D. nosh
E. bill

Answer: B


What cooks in a pit, and ends with a flood, stews for quite a bit, yet when it comes out is still dripping with blood?

Choices:
A. devil
B. mammals newborn
C. paddy
D. reptiles
E. scale

Answer: B


I am seen in the water   If seen in the sky,   I am in the rainbow,   A jay's feather,   And lapis lazuli

Choices:
A. reed
B. crow
C. soar
D. ciphor
E. terrapin

Answer: D


Choices:
A. bombey
B. creek
C. engagement
D. shoreline
E. surfeit

Answer: A


Choices:
A. icelandic
B. procrustean bed
C. digital camera
D. descent
E. rumplestilskin

Answer: E


im brown on the outside white on the inside, i have skin but no limbs,eyes and no mouth what am i??

Choices:
A. patch
B. potatoe
C. windburn
D. lash
E. root

Answer: B


a cowbboy rode to a hotel on friday.  stayed 2 days and left on friday. how is that possible

Choices:
A. out
B. snowmobile
C. human activity
D. his horse was named friday
E. spend time

Answer: D


Bob is descibing his night to his girlfriend:  "There wew four main groups, each a dozen strong.  Each group included a couple of important and royal people, and there were comedians which we tried our best to get rid of.  You would have enjoyed yourself as there were precious stones and love hearts. " How had Bob spent his evening.

Choices:
A. algebra
B. lassie
C. he had a long day
D. he had been playing cards
E. make a checklist

Answer: D


Choices:
A. fan
B. buck an ear
C. tag
D. loot
E. sail ship

Answer: B


When I was sitting on a railing I saw a ship sailing What was the captins name    If you don't know this you must be a dunce because I told you in the middle of the story

Choices:
A. what was the captins name
B. thriller
C. anemone
D. cargo ship
E. how many people were on the ship

Answer: A


What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself.

Choices:
A. headlights
B. loop
C. attractor
D. your finger
E. sting

Answer: D


I am someone you use everyday.  You always walk in it.  what am I?

Choices:
A. go
B. journey
C. alias
D. door
E. use

Answer: D


What swings open every day, and can be any shape and size?  What has a handle that you shake hands with every day?

Choices:
A. drinking
B. clutch
C. door
D. pan
E. shovel

Answer: C


Melissa's mother has 7 kids.  Their names are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.  What is the 7th kid's name?

Choices:
A. stepmother
B. melissa
C. alias
D. parts
E. acetic acid

Answer: B


You was going the wrong way down a one way street, and the police saw you and didn't pull you over.  Why didn't the police stop you?

Choices:
A. canal
B. because you was walking
C. lift
D. act
E. authority

Answer: B


There were 19 sheep in a feild all but 2 fell down and died how many where left standing?

Choices:
A. 17 sheep
B. farming
C. black
D. lambkin
E. herd

Answer: A


If I have 10 eggs in a basket, two fall out and one breaks.  How many eggs are left?

Choices:
A. 7
B. egg timer
C. graduate
D. bust
E. goal

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 7
B. magic number
C. special
D. excellent
E. relative

Answer: A


Write eleven thousand, eleven hundred,eleven.

Choices:
A. dictate
B. 1214
C. profile
D. birthrate
E. kilohertz

Answer: B


What is black and white, has a horn and gives milk?

Choices:
A. white noise
B. milk truck
C. trade
D. tortoiseshell
E. egg

Answer: B


What word is spelt the same either way you look at it?

Choices:
A. race car
B. side
C. movement
D. parts
E. use

Answer: A


Choices:
A. hump
B. rockies
C. national park
D. tae
E. snowbell

Answer: D


Kids Love To Eat This, Especially When There In This Land.  The Bridges Are Made Of Chocolate And Some Houses Are Too.  Even The Gingerbread House Could Be Here Too.  There Are Even People Moving My Neighbors Which Is A Horrible Sight.  We Might Get Thrown Around and it's large or wide.

Choices:
A. celtic
B. means
C. den
D. affect
E. candyland

Answer: E


1.  two people go to gether but never meet each other

Choices:
A. motel
B. reserve
C. railway line
D. call
E. diplomacy

Answer: C


Count every "F " in the following text:        FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE       SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI       FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH       THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. . .      HOW MANY ?

Choices:
A. paraphrase
B. months
C. lyric
D. foreword
E. 6  here they are ffollowingfinishedfilesficof

Answer: E


ok a museum has a super rare diamond in a crystal casing tide on a rpoe tide to the ceiling .  to steal the diamondyouwould need a knife right.  butyouccant get a knife into the mesueum bedcuz there is a person with a metal detector.  one day a guy walks in , cuts the rope, and steals the diamond.  at the end there was a pudddle of water o the fllor.  HOW DID HE CUT THE ROPE??

Choices:
A. gradation
B. knife was made of ice
C. arovar
D. cigarette
E. blackwater

Answer: B


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water.   Instead, the bartender draws a gun and points it at the man.   After a few seconds, the man thanks the bartender and happily walks away.   What happened?

Choices:
A. camel
B. primate
C. prisoner
D. visitor
E. man had hiccups

Answer: E


we don't take showers, but were as clean as can be, what do we do to take the smell away?

Choices:
A. shower cap
B. freshen up
C. housekeeper
D. we take baths
E. saddle soap

Answer: D


A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water. " The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it. The man said, "Thank You. " and left. Why?

Choices:
A. droplet
B. fountain
C. minus
D. launch
E. he had hiccoughs

Answer: E


101 - 102 = 1  make this statement true by shifting any one digit.  no swapping, just move one digit.

Choices:
A. night shift
B. still looking for the answer
C. appeal
D. sharing
E. a

Answer: B


There was a man that was all red every thing was red on him but.    How is he still blue

Choices:
A. blue back
B. enemy
C. stand out
D. he was sad
E. blue shirt

Answer: D


Silver but not silver  copper but gold  you use it every day   but who would know

Choices:
A. wash
B. read
C. polish
D. spoon
E. serve

Answer: D


i have two step sisters who make me work all day long and wont let me go to the dance ball.

Choices:
A. doll
B. stepbrother
C. cinderella from disney princesses
D. prince charming
E. honor

Answer: C


there was a blind man driving a car but how could a blind man see if he was blind?

Choices:
A. take his blind fold off
B. go someplace
C. see
D. test
E. disability

Answer: A


Theres 10 fishes in a fish tank.  7 of them drown.  How many are left?

Choices:
A. blow
B. dorsal fin
C. fishes dont drown
D. go
E. become fish

Answer: C


i have a head and hace a tail im not a snake. What am i

Choices:
A. quote
B. diapsid
C. best
D. second
E. quartar

Answer: E


What does corn, ribs, and shrimp sometimes have in common ?

Choices:
A. material
B. house of commons
C. cattle
D. community
E. babies

Answer: E


there is a thing which you will write on the pad it come out on a paper?

Choices:
A. pad
B. college
C. script
D. printerprinter                          printer
E. papers

Answer: D


It comes without warning,  And makes you cry 'OH'  But you never can see it  Or tell where it goes.

Choices:
A. poison
B. turn
C. travel
D. quality
E. pain

Answer: E


Did you here about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?

Choices:
A. clock
B. floors
C. they said it was terminal
D. skycaps
E. room and board

Answer: C


Choices:
A. horse
B. iron
C. stream of water
D. strip
E. drive

Answer: C


There are 5 players in the all-star game: John, Tyler, Andrew, Daniel, and Drew.  One player struck out, one hit a single, one hit a double, one hit a triple, and one went yard.  John hit the ball out.  Andrew stuck out.  Tyler did something better than Andrew, but worse than John.  Drew did something worse than Tyler.  Daniel did something better than Drew.  Tyler did not hit a double.  No boy can do the same thing as someone else.  What did Tyler do?

Choices:
A. taste
B. he hit a triple
C. playroom
D. double entendre
E. homerun

Answer: B


Choices:
A. flag day
B. september
C. u
D. winter
E. lammas

Answer: C


Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten.  What is the answer?

Choices:
A. key
B. agreement
C. thousand
D. 70
E. be

Answer: D


this person says their smart, known world wide, hates peace and is completely not patriotic, oiliotic

Choices:
A. thing
B. george busch
C. characteristic
D. right hand
E. counterperson

Answer: B


Using a coconut and a watermelon to knock them on your head,which one is more painful?

Choices:
A. hard hat
B. ache
C. islander
D. unicorn
E. your head

Answer: E


It's dark inside, dirt surrounds me, your fleash get eatn' away.  Where am I?

Choices:
A. in a jar
B. movement
C. state
D. in a grave
E. being

Answer: D


a hillfull a holefull   you can't cach abowil full

Choices:
A. perry
B. sweet orange
C. throw it away
D. july
E. mist or fog

Answer: E


A hill-full, a hole-full, you cannot catch a bowl-full

Choices:
A. basin
B. near empty
C. deep
D. mist or fog
E. hollow

Answer: D


what does the crime but doesn't do the time?

Choices:
A. fine
B. acteractress
C. civil time
D. criminal law
E. incarnation

Answer: B


What makes loud noises, scares cats up trees, tears up the grass, and runs over the flower beds?

Choices:
A. rye grass
B. blue grama
C. blender
D. lawn mower or lamma
E. tool

Answer: D


I am black and I am White  I am good and bad  I am powerful and I am Powerless  Rise with me or Fall to me  What am I?

Choices:
A. music
B. magic
C. kissing
D. company
E. performance

Answer: B


Choices:
A. banannana
B. pome
C. sapote
D. living thing
E. bitternut

Answer: A


What does the 1st magnet says to the 2nd magnet?

Choices:
A. telling
B. carp
C. quality
D. you are attractive
E. magnetic moment

Answer: D


Why did some business people sit around a clock while at their job?

Choices:
A. politician
B. countinghouse
C. mail
D. because theyre working around it
E. bullies

Answer: D


Some ants are taking a walk . There is an ant in front of 2 ants ,an ant behind 2 antsand an antbetween 2 ants. What is the total number of ants?

Choices:
A. agent
B. nan
C. 3 ants
D. double take
E. degree

Answer: C


I am right, never wrong, and everyone that alive has me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. operation
B. wrongness
C. bigotry
D. easement
E. right side

Answer: E


If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?

Choices:
A. measuring
B. they both weigh a pound
C. weigh different
D. two different things
E. millstone

Answer: B


WHAT PROBLEM DOES OCCUR IN A NUCLEAR ROBOT?

Choices:
A. atomicache
B. organic
C. nukes
D. nuclear physics
E. nuclear magnetic resonance

Answer: A


Choices:
A. mediety
B. moiety
C. nibble
D. oyster
E. yo

Answer: E


Choices:
A. win
B. semen
C. coming soon
D. movement
E. tommorow

Answer: E


"I never was, am always to be,  No one ever saw me, nor ever will  And yet I am the confidence of all  To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. "

Choices:
A. sack
B. place kick
C. spermophile
D. cherry bomb
E. tommorow

Answer: E


I'm 90 year old but sill don't know who I am  I have a rich history with 5 children who look down on me  Always cultured but recently refined, I am backwards and forward thinker at the same time  I tech virture but hhere is no "r's" in my name  I am_______________________

Choices:
A. ephemeral
B. concept
C. game
D. fate
E. programming language

Answer: C


Choices:
A. toe
B. appendage
C. headlight
D. lack of hair
E. politician

Answer: D


The man that builds it doesnt use it  The man that needs it doesnt know it  The man that wants it doesnt sell it  What is it?

Choices:
A. dependence
B. briticism
C. symbology
D. bookseller
E. coffincasket

Answer: E


When you use it, you break it  When you break it, you're happy  Cleanup's a joy  Especially for dentists  What is it?

Choices:
A. solidus
B. pinata
C. novocaine
D. law
E. willing

Answer: B


Choices:
A. spray
B. bath room
C. at hotel
D. ruin
E. showers

Answer: B


A lady has seven kids. . . half of them are boys. . . how is this possible?

Choices:
A. young
B. member
C. kid
D. theyre all boys
E. husband doesn't

Answer: D


if you have 3 oranges and you take away 2, how many will you have?

Choices:
A. common
B. two  you took two
C. re
D. temple orange
E. ambrosia

Answer: B


All my 5 senses are perfect. But I can't run play tennis or do any type of Athletics the only thing i can do in Athletics is Throw a ball in a hoop.  Why can't I do any type of activity(athletics)?

Choices:
A. column
B. i have no legs
C. take a break
D. sling
E. cards

Answer: B


A cowboy was riding on a horse to a ghost town on Wednesday.  He stayed at the ghost town for five days.  On the fifth day, he left on Friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. horse was named friday
B. ticket
C. paddock
D. thoroughbred
E. stadium

Answer: A


a man, lay dead in a field with only a pakage in his hands.  The pakage is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the pakage?

Choices:
A. arena
B. mans pocket
C. parachoute
D. workman
E. lees

Answer: C


Choices:
A. press
B. pistil
C. stereotype
D. it was written fruitpunch
E. servant

Answer: D


What goes up in the summer and down in the winter?

Choices:
A. togo
B. retreat
C. uphill
D. summer crookneck
E. tempeture

Answer: E


Never trust this fellow's grin  His teeth are sharp and course  his blood's as cold as icicles  and he'll show no remorse!  what is he?

Choices:
A. cavity
B. teachers
C. hypoglycemia
D. luff
E. crocodile

Answer: E


Choices:
A. sunsets
B. rubric
C. silk
D. cars
E. red bucket

Answer: E


Choices:
A. sizing
B. sizes
C. eggstra large
D. buckram
E. super

Answer: C


What's black and white, black and white, black and white??

Choices:
A. temple
B. capital
C. black letter
D. page
E. nun falling down stairs

Answer: E


what do you you call the pig that can fly

Choices:
A. pork loin
B. maggot
C. snorter
D. pens
E. airporkairport

Answer: E


if a red house is red, a blue house is bue, a purple house is purple what colour is a greenhouse

Choices:
A. colorado blue spruce
B. green house is see through
C. lodging
D. slipper
E. chrome

Answer: B


What symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3?

Choices:
A. index
B. scale
C. test
D. exclamation mark
E. decimal point

Answer: E


Choices:
A. phenomenon
B. swimming costume
C. keep quiet
D. representation
E. lawsuits

Answer: E


I can be small as an ant and big as an elephant but i weigh absolutely nothing.  What am i?

Choices:
A. mural
B. mcdonald
C. kittens
D. shdow
E. terraced house

Answer: D


imagin that your in a box, how do you get out?

Choices:
A. visualize yourself
B. stop imaging
C. get comfortable
D. mill
E. courtroom

Answer: B


If you are imaging you in a desert and you are felling thirsty and some camels start running you down and you are getting dehydrated WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

Choices:
A. projection
B. optical illusion
C. magnetic resonance imaging
D. streak
E. stop imaging

Answer: E


Choices:
A. because the man was laughing
B. youth
C. because they are stupid
D. water boy
E. hope

Answer: A


A man was at aconstruction site and a person said hey bro the man said he didnt have a brother how can this be???

Choices:
A. he wanted to marry
B. contact
C. stepbrother
D. it was his sister
E. emotional states

Answer: D


Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?

Choices:
A. tailor
B. splurge
C. because of the drizzle
D. rainy day
E. awning

Answer: C


Choices:
A. revenant
B. placentation
C. travel
D. transparent
E. orphan

Answer: D


Choices:
A. altoido
B. faction
C. company
D. bit
E. particular

Answer: A


what do math teachers name there first child.

Choices:
A. academic
B. sexes
C. division
D. matthew
E. single

Answer: D


The head is the tail and tail is the head andyour in the middle.   What is it?

Choices:
A. redhead
B. judge
C. church
D. tailplane
E. aisle

Answer: C


An old man got shot in the head in a car.  The windows were rolled up, the doors were closed and locked, the car wasn't damaged and there were no weapons in the car.   HOW DID HE GET SHOT?

Choices:
A. running board
B. he was in a convertible
C. automobile engine
D. cars
E. grille

Answer: B


What do you do to go on the other side of the door when you have: a bowl of oatmeal, a fork and a knife?

Choices:
A. lunette
B. place
C. go
D. closer
E. you open the door

Answer: E


A bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why?

Choices:
A. gilded cage
B. soaring
C. vane
D. beetles
E. bird was wearing an underwear

Answer: E


In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter

Choices:
A. place
B. pillows
C. sleeping
D. terminal
E. clock

Answer: B


tom tan got a tan then he bought some tokens     how many  t's are in that?

Choices:
A. more than two
B. tee
C. capture
D. 2 ts are in that
E. network

Answer: D


what do you sit in, sleep on and, brush your teeth with?

Choices:
A. sitter
B. chair bed and toothbrush
C. sable
D. lobby
E. nap

Answer: B


To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse,  And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,  He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,  And though his path is strait he always lands in between.    What is he?

Choices:
A. appaloosa
B. he is a chess knight
C. mongolia
D. stallion
E. racecourse

Answer: B


what is as scary has a ghost,and as small as a bottle of nail polish?

Choices:
A. house cats
B. bullet
C. small stuff
D. your big toe
E. tables

Answer: D


i am stared in a movie, i can make lite, i rece and chill, what can i be??

Choices:
A. silver
B. ticket window
C. ticket
D. i can be a car
E. i can fly

Answer: D


A cowboy rides into town on friday.  He stays 3 days and leaves on friday.  How did he do that?

Choices:
A. jockey
B. spend the night
C. graduate
D. come early
E. horse is named friday

Answer: E


a boy and his dad are driving in the car , then they crash , the dad die's and the son is rushed to hospital , then a person come's in and says '' thats my son !''    who is that person ?

Choices:
A. water boy
B. old boy
C. boys mum
D. trash can
E. fishing

Answer: C


What does a chicken say instead of good?

Choices:
A. good afternoon
B. eggcelent
C. stead
D. eggs on top
E. nugget

Answer: B


Patrick and Grace went to the Casino.  They went to gamble and drink. Patrick said to the man " If Grace can get the hankey of the host onstage in one miniute,you will have to pay Grace twice as 100 gold coins,six hundred of 7 gold coins and 99,000 of gold coins. "The man agreed. Grace won in the bet. How much did the man payed to the girl?

Choices:
A. idaho
B. nothingfor grace is a dog
C. colour
D. mill
E. salesman

Answer: B


If a plane crashes between the borders of the U. S. A and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. membrane
B. in the ground
C. mexican
D. you wouldnt bury a survivor
E. airplanes

Answer: D


What type of flower grows between your nose and your chin?

Choices:
A. clover
B. nosebleed
C. orifice
D. two lips like tulips
E. blow

Answer: D


what is lighter than a feather and not even the strongest man in the world can carry it

Choices:
A. easy your breath
B. scene
C. birds
D. photo
E. hold onto

Answer: A


In the middle of the night, a man goes into his back-yard and shoots a bird.  Due to this, he never sees antoher sunrise.  Why? ? ? (Hint: the bird is male)

Choices:
A. egg
B. squawk
C. he shoot his rooster
D. part
E. bb gun

Answer: C


What is black, has a mowhawk, and yells Ah Piteedafoo!?

Choices:
A. black sheep
B. black pudding
C. yeller
D. judge
E. mr  t

Answer: E


i am a cool treet that we can eat in summer

Choices:
A. birthday
B. dish
C. ice_cream
D. cooling
E. cream

Answer: C


Choices:
A. finland
B. monaco
C. luxembourg
D. border
E. residents

Answer: A


name the country which has a lot of fishes?

Choices:
A. finland
B. belgium
C. cities
D. italy
E. ranch

Answer: A


A gleaming beach,  Scorching hot,  Gone at night,  Back at day.   Goldie locks,  And beautiful sunflowers.   What am i?

Choices:
A. flowering plant
B. yellow
C. green light
D. mustard oil
E. baking

Answer: B


there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people.  They divided by 1/2's.  so how many people got tea?

Choices:
A. 200 people
B. mongolian
C. drinks
D. tea shop
E. afrikaans

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 999x999998001  9992999 squared
B. difference
C. hypothesis
D. proposition
E. myth

Answer: A


A man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident.  Both need to be taken to the hospital.  The hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals.  The son needs surgery and but when he gets their the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son. " How is this possible?

Choices:
A. father is a boy
B. prostatectomy
C. father is a jerk
D. surgeon is his mother
E. daughters

Answer: D


Hello.  Hello.   What is your name?   I will not tell you, but I will GIVE you clues.   it has a J.    it has a I.    it has a U.       what is my name?

Choices:
A. share
B. give
C. speech
D. repeat
E. justin

Answer: E


there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food?

Choices:
A. mouthpart
B. boiler
C. small intestine
D. rope wasnt tied to anything
E. beat

Answer: D


this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel. and it is parralel 2.

Choices:
A. square
B. travel
C. squarerect
D. creature
E. rim

Answer: A


if you were sitting in an upside down room with a right side up chair would you be rightside up or upside down?

Choices:
A. right side down
B. let
C. rightside up
D. sauna
E. diagonal

Answer: C


There is a bomber plane flying through the air.  Nothing is wrong with this plane, everything works in perfection.    The bomb hatches open and the clamps that hold the bomb open to release but the bomb goes nowhere.  Why?

Choices:
A. tool
B. chironomidae
C. insects
D. plane is upside down
E. bombs

Answer: D


Who watching you but you cant see them???

Choices:
A. your motha
B. hawk
C. watch case
D. duty
E. wear

Answer: A


What would you call a top-notch detective

Choices:
A. occupation
B. out
C. super snooper
D. bowler hat
E. house dick

Answer: C


A man went on a camping trip on his horse.  He left on Sunday and came back on Sunday but he went away for 10 days.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. hooves
B. sunday school
C. his horses name was sunday
D. herd
E. pen

Answer: C


if you 1 bird per cage you have 1 bird too many.  if you put 2 birds per cage you have 1 cage too many.  how birds and cages do you have ?

Choices:
A. dendrocolaptes
B. 4 birds3 cages
C. razorbill
D. cursorius
E. toxostoma

Answer: B


What is it that Karen had first, Mark had last, Paul never had and Lucy Locket lost when she married Peter Piper?

Choices:
A. twain
B. competency
C. pawl
D. post
E. answer is k

Answer: E


WHAT EVERY  ONE HAS CAN GO AS FAST AS A SPEED CAR OR AS SLOW AS A TURTLE THOSE WHO USE IT BECOME RICH , FAMOUS , STREET SMART AND   LONELY THOSE WHO DONT USE IT ARE FUN , ENYOUS AND WHITIE WAT IS   IT?

Choices:
A. urban area
B. amphibian
C. human mind
D. jumping up and down
E. tires

Answer: C


Po likes Cho,Ming likes Loe,Pimp likes. . .

Choices:
A. make love to
B. hoe
C. salt
D. hustle
E. bedroom pet

Answer: B


THIS GUY HAS A TICKET FOR A MOVIE.  HE GIVES THE TICKET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, SHE RIPS IT.  WHY?

Choices:
A. she works there
B. story
C. room
D. plane
E. pick

Answer: A


black within,  red without,  with four courners,  round about.

Choices:
A. chiminey
B. raw
C. ball bearings
D. blackpoll
E. revolutionary

Answer: A


i have no head i hve a body what am i tell the  name

Choices:
A. beanball
B. head and shoulders
C. jasim
D. dress
E. poise

Answer: C


Choices:
A. jasim
B. sensation
C. goon
D. jackass
E. dingbat

Answer: A


If you are in a race and you go pass the person in second place what place woudyoube in

Choices:
A. rosa parks
B. orson welles
C. 2nd place
D. modest mussorgsky
E. eddy merckx

Answer: C


a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights.  he got back on friday.  how is this possible?

Choices:
A. plain
B. holly
C. horses name was friday
D. gathering
E. racer

Answer: C


A guy on a horse rode in to town on friday. He  stayed three day days and left the town on friday!How is this possible?

Choices:
A. post horse
B. pack animal
C. horses name was friday
D. stepper
E. companionship

Answer: C


A man rides his sorse into town on Friday.  He spends three nights there and the goes back home on that same Friday.  How?

Choices:
A. midway
B. ranch
C. horses name was friday
D. birds
E. chess

Answer: C


I don't understand  I'm simple and calm  I'm expected of what people think  I give you pleasure  Believe it or not, it's true  If takin proper care, I never drown  But nobody has me, what am I?

Choices:
A. use
B. verisimilitude
C. perfect
D. support
E. produce offspring

Answer: C


Whatam I????I am small, a cute one, and a great one. what am i??

Choices:
A. staddle
B. birds
C. dot
D. mouse
E. cutesmalland great pokemon

Answer: E


i am white and grey.  i am fuzzy.  i grow on trees.  i come out in the spring.  What am I

Choices:
A. rainforest
B. spindle tree
C. pussy willow
D. worms
E. peacefulness

Answer: C


what did the traffic light say to the car?

Choices:
A. dust
B. dimmer
C. car seat
D. dont lookim changing
E. speed up

Answer: D


A little boy and his father were at the beach one day when the little boy slipped and banged his head on the sharp rocks.  He needed surgery and the father had to go home.  But when he was about to go into theatre a doctor goes up to the boy and says:  "I cant operate on him, he's my son. . . " Who was the doctor?

Choices:
A. hi mother
B. son of a bitch
C. dads
D. page
E. fatherhood

Answer: A


What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?

Choices:
A. piece
B. pool table
C. machine
D. chestnut
E. mint

Answer: B


the two tomatoes were on there way crossing the boarder and one of the tomatoes got sqashed by a car so what did the other tomatoe say to the one who got sqashed?

Choices:
A. place
B. come on ketchup
C. canal
D. meal
E. highway

Answer: B


famiely member's make them   other people break them

Choices:
A. promises
B. am
C. live without
D. basque
E. walloon

Answer: A


A brunette,redhead, and a blonde are stranded in an island.  They find a lamp and rubbed it.  A geine appeared! "I will send you back home if you say something that is true about you,if it is not true, you explode!" said the geine. The brunnette said that she thinks she is pretty and she went home! The redhead said that she thinks her hair is pretty and she went home.  the blonde said "i think. . . . . . . " and BOOM,She exploded! why does this happen?

Choices:
A. chew
B. blondes dont think
C. opinion
D. tripe
E. cooties

Answer: B


this riddle is about a library has alot of books!

Choices:
A. national library
B. squash bug
C. blindness
D. scar
E. couples

Answer: A


There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake.   What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake?

Choices:
A. frogs
B. moist
C. checker
D. ontario
E. wide

Answer: B


my hands are shaking his hands and my mouth is kissing his mouth and my eyes are looking into his end what is it ??

Choices:
A. cut
B. cup of water while drinking
C. or
D. chew
E. read

Answer: B


Choices:
A. polysemant
B. kookoo
C. connective
D. onomatopoeia
E. thesaurus

Answer: B


A boy at a store cuts the pinaple he wants to buy in half. Why did he do that?

Choices:
A. term
B. item
C. give
D. full
E. he wants it half off

Answer: E


a detective walked up to a door.  before he went inside, he heard: "NO BOB! DONT!" the there was a large BANG! well, the detective ran inside the door, to find a plumber, an electrician, and a traveling salesman.  there was also a dead woman on the floor with a gun beside her.  the detective immediately arrested the traveling salesman.  how did he know it was the traveling salesman that killed the woman?

Choices:
A. plumber and electrician were girls
B. wall outlet fixture
C. dominatrix
D. servant
E. nanny

Answer: A


Choices:
A. manatee
B. ws
C. eat grass
D. poll
E. freak

Answer: E


A man goes into an elevator and presses the 5th floor, he gets off and walks up the stairs to his apartment on the 15th floor.  He does this every day.  But when he is with a neighbor, he goes to the 15th floor.  Why does he do it?

Choices:
A. lift
B. tall man
C. scholar
D. prisoner
E. man is a midget

Answer: E


Choices:
A. abdomen
B. won
C. one two flea go
D. cetonia
E. insectivore

Answer: C


THE RIDDLES THAT ANSWERS ARE THE WIND. . . . ARE REALLY LAME STOP ACCEPTING THEM!

Choices:
A. loading zone
B. squall
C. you suck
D. wind sock
E. breeze

Answer: C


What did the five fingers say to the face?

Choices:
A. resuscitator
B. slap
C. icosahedron
D. dignity
E. digit

Answer: B


There was this person, who builded a baseball bench.  How many people sat on it?

Choices:
A. lucille ball
B. cynewulf
C. guardian
D. amerigo vespucci
E. 1  moyet

Answer: E


there was a drunk man driving his car after his headlighta wer smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lamps have been broken for weeks and wer still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog.  how ?

Choices:
A. there was no moon
B. there was a storm
C. illumination
D. it was daylight
E. field day

Answer: D


A black dog stood in the middle of the street.  The city was painted black, the streetlights didn't work due to a power outage.  A car drove down the street with broken headlights and almost hit the dog, but missed him.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. rover
B. it was daylight
C. workday
D. artificial light
E. second

Answer: B


a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressesd in all black There were no streetlights and no moonlight A car with no headlights came racing towards him .  The car managed to avoid the man.  How did the driver know he was there

Choices:
A. roadkill
B. sun
C. streets
D. form
E. crossroads

Answer: B


3 people are standing under an umbrella.  None of them get wet.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. vegetation
B. concentration
C. not raining
D. being dry
E. squirt

Answer: C


Choices:
A. card player
B. chip shot
C. cager
D. server
E. because they dribble

Answer: E


a plane crashed on the border of the united states and mexico.  where were the survivors buried?

Choices:
A. they were survivors
B. pinnatiped
C. geometry
D. membrane
E. die in plane

Answer: A


I made Thomas Edison's lightbulb inventions, I made Albert Einsteins atomic bomb, and made the Wright Brothers plane.  What am I?

Choices:
A. degree
B. island
C. great
D. thought
E. sound

Answer: D


A GUY RODE IN TO TOWN ON FRIDAY AND THREE DAYS LATER HE CAME BACK ON FRIDAY HOW WAS THIS POSSIBLE

Choices:
A. skateboarding
B. his horses was named friday
C. buy lottery ticket
D. ferris wheel
E. sequence

Answer: B


Choices:
A. roman multiplication
B. integers
C. lines
D. 6666  661
E. symbol

Answer: D


there was a lady she was at a store getting eggs, bacon, cheese, and milk when a man behind her says 'your single''yes i am you could tell by my items' she said 'no'he said.               how did he know?

Choices:
A. speech
B. let him know
C. he said because your ugly
D. soldier
E. you're single

Answer: C


A wise man riding a camel came to a small town on Friday, he stayed for two days and he left on friday.    How is this possible?

Choices:
A. name of day
B. friends
C. network
D. camels name is called friday
E. sandalwood tree

Answer: D


There is one in every corner and two in every room what am i ??

Choices:
A. third base
B. stand
C. o
D. dwelling
E. sides

Answer: C


There are three words that end in "gry" in the English language.  I am going to tell you the first and second words.  The first one is angry.  The second one is hungry.  Everyone knows what the third one stands for and what it means.  They use it everyday.  Now, if you listened very carefully, I already gave you the answer.  What is the third one?

Choices:
A. glad
B. be
C. persian
D. desire
E. hungry

Answer: E


If you do this once it is good, but if you do it twice it is a bad thing?

Choices:
A. grace
B. marriage or voting
C. debt
D. make a checklist
E. do dishes

Answer: B


a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U. S. A where doyoubury the survivors.

Choices:
A. openside plane
B. bury corpse
C. bald eagle
D. why would you bury survivors
E. ficus

Answer: D


yesterdqy i wasn't here , today i'm here , tomorrow i'll be absent too .  and perhaps i'll see once a week ! zho i'm i ?

Choices:
A. shade
B. whitsuntide
C. scale
D. days
E. im today

Answer: E


Write eleven thousand eleven hundred eleven.

Choices:
A. writ
B. kilohertz
C. writing desk
D. 12111
E. birthrate

Answer: D


Imagine someone was driving a semi truck and  the doors woodent open,the windows turned to  rubber,and there was no possible way to escape.    The truck was going 100 MPH,and it was heading  for a cliff. What do you do?

Choices:
A. goes
B. pay attention
C. system
D. yard
E. stop imagening

Answer: E


what is hot when youu put in the refrigerator and when it comes out it is still hot?

Choices:
A. condiments
B. bowl
C. gel
D. cooler
E. hot sauce

Answer: E


what can you walk up and never reach the top?

Choices:
A. down side of an escalator
B. trace
C. steps
D. travel
E. tables

Answer: A


A doctor walked into the store and said hello son.  The boy looked at the doctor but did not say hello father.  Why is this?

Choices:
A. spouse
B. nurses
C. medication
D. doctor was boys mother
E. great grandfather

Answer: D


Choices:
A. homes
B. sphere
C. gem
D. cat fish
E. covering

Answer: D


It runs up the hill,  And runs down the hill,  But in spite of all,  It stands still.

Choices:
A. dash
B. errrrr i duno
C. capitol
D. caster
E. halt

Answer: B


A man and his son was in an accident.  They were taken to separate hospitals.  The surgeon at the boy's hospital said "I can't operate on him, he is my son. " How can this be?

Choices:
A. ironside
B. bachelor
C. band aid
D. surgeon is boys mom
E. father is patient

Answer: D


All my life I eat but when I drink I die what am I?

Choices:
A. birthday
B. belt
C. candle that has been lit
D. napkin
E. cola

Answer: C


my mom and dads name are red and blue.  Whats Mine?

Choices:
A. purple
B. methylene blue
C. yellows
D. kerry blue terrier
E. blue law

Answer: A


Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

Choices:
A. nylon
B. wasn't born yet
C. arlington
D. gallery
E. because he was dead

Answer: E


I can be man or animal,  I can be a man or a woman,  I don't have a heart so i can't be killed,  Tickle my feet i will not move,   What Am I?

Choices:
A. statue
B. merchant
C. turn into statue
D. gazelle
E. lions

Answer: A


A little girl is riding and said mommy are we going to catch up with the train the little girl's mother asked waht train the little girl laughs and says the one that just came through.  The mother then then asks the girl how does she know a train came through.  How does the little girl know this?

Choices:
A. comma
B. traveling
C. boarding pass
D. it left its tracks
E. this one didn't work

Answer: D


My father and I were in a car accident.  My father was killed and I was sent to the hospital.  A few doctors were going to opperate on me when a doctor yelled, "No! He's my son!" How could the doctor say that if my father was killed?

Choices:
A. dads
B. father christmas
C. mom was nice
D. it was my mom
E. pater

Answer: D


Choices:
A. fright fever
B. minor
C. surrogates
D. canadian bacon
E. ghost dance

Answer: A


I live beneath a star but I do not burn,  I have eleven friends which do not turn.   My enitials are P. Q. R. S.   What am I?

Choices:
A. press conference
B. character
C. residence
D. number 7 on a phone
E. curve

Answer: D


tjis is as light as a feather.  Yet nothing can hold it for to long.  what am I?

Choices:
A. im air
B. flood
C. firework
D. harpsichord
E. my bones

Answer: A


In the dark night flies a many-hued phantom.   It soars and spreads its wings  above the gloomy human crowd.   The whole world calls to it,  the whole world implores it.   At dawn the phantom vanishes  to be reborn in every heart.   And every night it is born anew  and every day it dies!

Choices:
A. skyline
B. publication
C. belief
D. courage
E. hope or dreams

Answer: E


i start my diet on a day but i dont get to start my diet.   What day do i start my diet

Choices:
A. total
B. zero hour
C. tommorro
D. beverage
E. come

Answer: C


what has a head and a tail but no body? there are two possibles answers and one you know from science

Choices:
A. process
B. sperm and a quarter
C. thing
D. bill
E. company

Answer: B


Imagine your in a metal box.  Without doors, windows or anything.  Who do you get out?

Choices:
A. step
B. you just stop imagining
C. wash
D. music genre
E. pedal

Answer: B


Choices:
A. traffic jam
B. oil
C. crowd
D. footrace
E. soup

Answer: A


Choices:
A. machine
B. oil
C. harpsichord
D. traffic jam
E. crowd

Answer: D


Choices:
A. malevolence
B. composers
C. cut
D. march
E. you are my sunshine

Answer: E


They're always around.   They're always adored.    Yeah. . .  Sure. . .   They're agrivating sometimes.   But you can't ignore them.   That's for sure.   Who are they that we so adore.

Choices:
A. they our brothers and sisters
B. igg
C. chance
D. celebration
E. snub

Answer: A


ONE DAY TWO AMERICANS ARE WALKING DOWN A STREET ONE IS THE FATHER OF THE OTHER ONE'S SON WHAT RELATION ARE THEY

Choices:
A. activity
B. cousins
C. frogbit
D. husband and wife
E. harpy

Answer: D


there is a man in unform and he is dead and laying next to a rock who is he and how did he die

Choices:
A. herr
B. plan
C. superman laying next to criptnight
D. international intelligence agency
E. babu

Answer: C


why was it so hot after a football game?

Choices:
A. soup
B. system
C. playing
D. because there wasnt any fans
E. hockey

Answer: D


what's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen?

Choices:
A. dying
B. bid
C. truth
D. surname
E. starting

Answer: A


hey mister  wanna buy my sister  how about my mommy shes a virgin     "how"

Choices:
A. guy
B. easy the kids are adopted
C. less money
D. item
E. poison

Answer: B


iyouwant to go up i will take u. ifyouwant to   go down ont use the stairs. just come here n stand n i will takeyouwhereeveryouwant to.

Choices:
A. calling
B. lift
C. look
D. stand
E. scale

Answer: B


I have no arms or legs yet I move the earth,  What am I?

Choices:
A. earth worm
B. ocean current
C. milky way
D. system
E. anatomical structure

Answer: A


What's clear to the eyes, made by your imagination, weary by hurt feelings, escapes only by death?

Choices:
A. you soul
B. complex
C. imaginary place
D. rhapsody
E. lip

Answer: A


what is really really hard that eintsine cant even do, but one of the dumbest men or woman can do?

Choices:
A. play hockey
B. piece
C. break a rock
D. forests
E. ear

Answer: C


Mary`s father has five daughters.   (1)Nana  (2)Nene  (3)Nini  (4)Nono   Name the fifth one.

Choices:
A. kid
B. member
C. ayr
D. offspring
E. fifth daughter is mary

Answer: E


What is long, but short, and looks like flowing milk?

Choices:
A. steady stream
B. be
C. milky way
D. woman
E. milk bar

Answer: C


If you combine a body part, with a verb, and a vowel, what animal can you spell?

Choices:
A. carnivorous plant
B. shell
C. chinchilla
D. familiar
E. s

Answer: C


there was a bridge that could only hold 70 KG.  a man who needed to get over the bridge was 68 KG BUT he had 3 pine apples each weighing 1 KG.   how could he get over the bridge?

Choices:
A. dad
B. outweigh
C. juggle them
D. let go
E. guy

Answer: C


why are penguins so porpurlor in internet?

Choices:
A. real life
B. black lagoon
C. because they have web feet
D. connection
E. surf

Answer: C


A mute man walks into a store, he wants to buy a toothbrush.   He imitates brushing his teeth and successfully makes his purchase.   Next a blind man comes into the same shop, he wants to buy a comb.   How does he indicate what he wants?

Choices:
A. strut
B. he simply asks for it
C. walker
D. sultan
E. glove leather

Answer: B


If you have 10 places for a horse, each spot only holding 1.  how can you fit 9 horses in each spot.  EVERY SOT HAS TO BE FILLED

Choices:
A. a
B. filler
C. girls
D. forelock
E. ninehorses

Answer: E


Choices:
A. nacho cheese  not your cheese
B. yogurt
C. holes
D. mousetrap
E. rind

Answer: A


A man marries 56 man 56 marrries 59 women he is a christian and does not break the law.  How can this happen?

Choices:
A. practice
B. heifer
C. guilt
D. wedding ring
E. hes a vicar

Answer: E


If one turtle can lay one egg in twelve years how long would it take one hundred turtles to lay one hundred eggs?

Choices:
A. hatch
B. distance
C. anapsid
D. twelve years
E. note

Answer: D


Mary Ann Jane the 3rd threw 3 bandanas into the red sea. One was blue. Another was red. The last one was green. What happened to the bandanas when she threw them into the Red Sea?

Choices:
A. they got wet
B. drop
C. they were green
D. tidal waves
E. they were blue

Answer: A


what kind of bear is it when it is in the snow?

Choices:
A. music
B. polor bear
C. tablespoon
D. sloth
E. making

Answer: B


Choices:
A. salt
B. finance
C. mince
D. good looking
E. pay

Answer: D


Im cute and fun   And run all around  I live in a hole in the ground  Some people keep me as pet   Others let me run free  People think my fur is neat

Choices:
A. bunny rabbit
B. learn to dance
C. ground squirrel
D. jump up and
E. companionship

Answer: A


Mr.  Smith and his son were driving down the road and they got into this tragic accident.  Mr.  Smith died instantly but his son survived but had to go to the hospitol to get operated on.   When he got there the doctor said I can't opperate on this child, he is my son.  How is this.

Choices:
A. medicine man
B. cotton ball
C. clinic
D. doctor was his mother
E. adoption

Answer: D


I come in different colors we each taste different. But all juicy you could say we burst in the stars!!What am I?

Choices:
A. ink
B. poison
C. soup
D. juicy starburst candy
E. feature

Answer: D


Choices:
A. woman
B. old enough to drive
C. old enough
D. harpsichord
E. history

Answer: C


What has 100 teeth and has a monster behind it

Choices:
A. cementum
B. a cell phone
C. premolar
D. gear
E. my zipper

Answer: E


You are inside a big metal box with no doors, windows, or openings.  It is a complete box.  How do you escape?

Choices:
A. punch the wall down
B. company
C. air hole
D. become trapped
E. barrier

Answer: A


I am white everywhere and a dark horse all around i hate dark and love white im pointed at the top and round near the bottom

Choices:
A. ardor
B. terminus
C. member of the kkk
D. relationship
E. african hunting dog

Answer: C


Who can type an email without a keyboard?

Choices:
A. call
B. chuck norris
C. backspace
D. revolution
E. firm

Answer: B


I only have one eye,  And a long tail that I let fly,  And every time i go through a gap,  I leave a bit of my tail in the trap.

Choices:
A. winking
B. moment
C. needle and tread
D. unit of measurement
E. computers

Answer: C


The eight of us go forth, not back to protect our king from a foe's attack.  What are we?

Choices:
A. entourage
B. petard
C. set
D. pawns
E. activity

Answer: D


it is sometimes white and sometimes black you turn it on and turn it off.  what is it?

Choices:
A. lightbulb
B. note
C. skunk
D. appliance
E. otter

Answer: A


Imagine that you are on a boat cruising along the river.  The scenes around you are perfect and the cool breeze added to the fantastic atmosphere.  Suddenly ur boat is surrounded by crocodiles waiting to eat you up.  You can't row away because you have no oars and also no lifejacket or anything! The crocs are fast surrounding you.  What will you do?!

Choices:
A. stop imagining
B. wash
C. waiting room
D. sound
E. ambush

Answer: A


one day a nanny was looking for a job and saw one in a newspaper so she found an adress and talked to the lady and soon the kids come out and they fun up to her and what did they say

Choices:
A. wakeboard
B. take care of children
C. see grandma
D. charades
E. hi grandma

Answer: E


How do you get from here to Egypt in five minutes?

Choices:
A. arab republic of egypt
B. luxor
C. sycamore
D. york
E. there is no possible answer

Answer: E


What kind of dog do you have that you don't want to eat???

Choices:
A. burned hot dog
B. coffeecake
C. throw
D. puppies
E. household

Answer: A


What is the sshortest bridge in the world?

Choices:
A. remove
B. ravine
C. architecture
D. bridge of yur nose
E. group

Answer: D


A man wakes up in the middle of the night.  He knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water.  How can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?

Choices:
A. drip
B. pierce
C. seal
D. man turns on light
E. side

Answer: D


I defile the water and glorify grime;   I bubble; I burn; I coat things in slime.    If we only meet where filth can be seen,   Why, tell me why would you call me clean?

Choices:
A. things
B. sinks
C. hygiene
D. salt
E. because i am soap

Answer: E


There are 2 parts of the town.  In the 1st part a father is going by car to leave his son to school.  In the other part a doctor is playing golf.  The father and the son meet with an accident.  The father is unharmed while the son needs an operation.  The son is rushed to the hospital.  The doctor is called just to operate the boy.  The doctor sees the boy and says,"I cannot operate him becaouse he is my child. "   Now, who is the doctor?

Choices:
A. pen
B. band aid
C. inpatient
D. doctor is mother
E. gauze

Answer: D


If there's brownie mix on first base, pudding on second base, and cookie dough on third base, then who is going to hit the ball?

Choices:
A. celebration
B. structure
C. ride
D. cake batter
E. note

Answer: D


there is no answer to this riddle its just a funny thing.             There is 3 whitches, a blonde head, brown head, and a red head.  They are stuck   on and island 100 miles away from a city.    They have to swim 100 miles.  The brown head swam 50 miles and drowned.  The red head swam 78 miles and drowned.  the bloned head swam 50 miles got tired and swam back 50 miles.      well you know what they say about blonde heads their dumb.

Choices:
A. haha blonde people
B. oxford
C. organization
D. blonde person
E. public square

Answer: A


Choices:
A. room
B. asteroids
C. planet pluto
D. miracle
E. quasar

Answer: C


I have four legs   but can not walk  I have a back   and cannot talk     I am a?????

Choices:
A. huddle
B. plank
C. prehensor
D. chair or table
E. pad

Answer: D


there is a street that is black.  the road is black the houses are black and there are no lights on of any kind. . .  there is this black car that comes down the road with no lights on.  a black dog runs in front of the car and the car swerves and misses the dog.  How did the driver see the dog?

Choices:
A. time period
B. lighting
C. pitch black
D. daylight
E. teakettle

Answer: D


A man is lying down on a railway track with a train coming towards him, the moon is not out and the train has no lights, how does the driver see him?

Choices:
A. being there
B. illumination
C. light meter
D. maine
E. daylight

Answer: E


Choices:
A. trend
B. suicide squeeze
C. hurry
D. gallop
E. tory  roberson

Answer: E


Im color red,white and black. What Am I?

Choices:
A. sign
B. call
C. news paper
D. horse
E. lead

Answer: C


Im black, white and read all over.  what am i ?

Choices:
A. news paper
B. magazines
C. ink
D. buy
E. novel

Answer: A


what number is greater that 0,1,2,3,4 and less than 6,it is not five?

Choices:
A. forth
B. 5 369875465
C. hundred
D. rate
E. divisor

Answer: B


Choices:
A. trashbucket
B. pulley
C. water wheel
D. flagship
E. pinwheel

Answer: A


I am ontop of a star my neighbour is 8 his name is TUV, my god is 4 and my name is PQRS what am I?

Choices:
A. number 7 on phone
B. character
C. universal
D. houses
E. alpha centauri

Answer: A


There was an airplane circling around the border of Canada and America.  The airplain made a sudden crash right on the border.  Half of the people landed on Canada and half landed in America.  Where do you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. allspice
B. philodendron
C. tortoise
D. no where theyre alive
E. stock

Answer: D


two men are playing chess and they both win there's no tie, stale mate, nothing like that how is this possible.

Choices:
A. compare
B. they werent playing each other
C. win
D. entertainment
E. railroad track

Answer: B


Choices:
A. live long
B. beacause there tummies might blow
C. stand
D. lobby
E. being

Answer: B


if you utter my name my name i will cease to exist  what am i?

Choices:
A. exits
B. ominous
C. honk
D. silents
E. hiding

Answer: D


I can warm, or cook, or burn, as many through mistake have learned.   But your answer lies not with me, but with that which I fear, that which gives life to the tree.   What am I?  What is your answer?

Choices:
A. souse
B. border
C. fire   your answer is water
D. fry cook
E. warm or cool

Answer: C


here is Ducky.     ( ~)<                   (    )      he eats 12 pieces of food a day & he eats breakfast, lunch, & dinner.  how much does he eat in Breakfast, lunch and dinner?????

Choices:
A. toast
B. 4
C. flip chart
D. foraging
E. strudel

Answer: B


what is in the bathroom somtimes big somtimes small water shoots around in it

Choices:
A. plankton
B. senior
C. watermelon
D. creek
E. toilet

Answer: E


what kind of can never needs a can opener to open?

Choices:
A. toilet
B. sports
C. gold
D. cover
E. structure

Answer: A


Choices:
A. Majesty
B. it is in spanish
C. there is a name for that
D. it is in your name
E. you spell it it

Answer: E


when you buy me i am colorless, when you use me i can turn into more than 300 different colors, when you're done with me i'm colorless again! I can be any size or shape.  What am I?

Choices:
A. wane
B. mahogany
C. taker
D. markerboard
E. caramel

Answer: D


what is wrong with this mummy cow daddy cow and me baby cow

Choices:
A. idaho
B. machine
C. boy cows are bulls
D. kid
E. rosebud

Answer: C


There is a plane with 40 passengers.   The plane crashes on the border of Mexico and the United States.   5 of the 40 people die.   Where do they burry the survivors?

Choices:
A. cremation
B. clock
C. you dont burry survivors
D. range
E. cremate

Answer: C


a plane crashed and half of the plane landed in mississippi half landed in alabama where do you burry the survivors

Choices:
A. you dont burry survivors
B. bury corpse
C. place
D. take
E. you bury your dead

Answer: A


There was a plane that crashed on the border of Canada and America.  Where did they burry the survivors?

Choices:
A. pagan
B. you dont burry survivors
C. airplanes
D. ficus
E. cut

Answer: B


Iwent to the store to by a fish. The first fish was to small.  The second fish was to big. Iasked If they had any other sizes. Which size fish did I  get?

Choices:
A. insects
B. medium
C. outlet valve
D. card
E. birds

Answer: B


Choices:
A. measures
B. hours
C. read
D. it goes back for seconds
E. it will tell time

Answer: D


what's black and white and red dots all over it.

Choices:
A. white blood cell
B. pandwith measles
C. sodium fluoride
D. black ice
E. pneumococcus

Answer: B


there was a man walking across a bridge the bridge could hold 90 kilos the man weighed 88 kilos the king that owned the bridge gave the man three gold bars each bar weighed a kilogram he got across the bridge without it collapsing how did he do it?

Choices:
A. slave
B. he was juggling
C. drop
D. cheater
E. wild man

Answer: B


Which person dresses the same way like the batsman without the bat in all cricket matches.

Choices:
A. edgar wallace
B. abhorrence
C. pedophile
D. wicketkeeper
E. stores

Answer: D


you wake up        and your stuck in a brick       and you only have a       bat and a baseball        how do you get out

Choices:
A. tool
B. your trapped
C. three strikes and your out
D. making
E. chopstick

Answer: C


What is increadibley thin, that has nubers in front of it, that can be use to debosit or withdraw a amount of kind of papper like bling. and can be use at the place that keeps money.

Choices:
A. pay envelope
B. cigarette paper
C. tip
D. agio
E. credit card

Answer: E


Why didn't the car u-turn when it was supposed to?

Choices:
A. horseless carriage
B. tool
C. cabin car
D. it was a oneway road
E. straight road

Answer: D


I Am Short And Long.  I Can Go By In 60 Seconds Just Liek That Or I Can Be So Slow.  What Am I?

Choices:
A. attendant
B. quarter
C. lifetime
D. minute
E. agreement

Answer: D


what thing has 4 legs when it was on the sky,2 legs on the ground and 3legs in water?

Choices:
A. put
B. monster
C. dust
D. concrete
E. cot

Answer: B


I have wings, lay eggs, and a bird but cannot fly.   what am I?

Choices:
A. slat
B. ostritch
C. aerodynamics
D. american redstart
E. inertia

Answer: B


There was a man in a car who was shot with a bullet.  There was NO sign of a break in, The windows were up and the doors were locked.  How did he die?

Choices:
A. dormer window
B. fire door
C. purpose
D. pier glass
E. his car was a convertable

Answer: E


one man take one day to dig a hole,how long will it take him to dig half a hole?

Choices:
A. worm
B. white
C. theres no half of hole
D. primate
E. more of

Answer: C


Choices:
A. egg
B. 2 blind mice
C. out
D. learning
E. coal

Answer: B


i have a tail, but no body, arms, or legs. I am not a snake, what am I?

Choices:
A. rattail
B. penny coin
C. tailstock
D. narrow
E. snaketails

Answer: B


it is a gate but we not pass through it?

Choices:
A. let
B. vocal cords
C. colgate
D. note
E. white

Answer: C


I am be ANY size, shape, and i can have the same VOLUME, PERIMETER, AND AREA of ANYTHING.  I can bend and flex and fit through anything.  I can fly.  And i can fall.  i can be hot and cold.  You can't hurt me.  But i can kill you in a matter of minutes.  I can weigh a gram, and i can weigh 500 tons.  If i am big enough i can smush anything.  I can be 2 inches tall.  And 500 feet tall.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. simply         water
B. crater
C. wholeness
D. orchestra pit
E. basin

Answer: A


you throw away the outside  you cook the inside  then you eat the inside   and you throw away the outside

Choices:
A. absenteeism
B. cook the outside
C. outboard
D. i dunno
E. make new

Answer: D


THere is 500 miles in the race. Each lap is 2 and a half mile. How many laps would it take to go 500 miles?

Choices:
A. rural area
B. walker
C. 200
D. paragraph
E. octant

Answer: C


Choices:
A. belmont park
B. mongolia
C. raised by humans
D. rocking horse
E. stable hand

Answer: D


There are 3 houses, a white one, a red one and a blue one.  If the red one is to the right of the white one, and the blue one is to the right of the white one, where is the White House?

Choices:
A. trailer
B. letterman
C. aviary
D. pinto
E. in washington d c

Answer: E


Aurther and his father were in a horrible car accsedent Aurthers father dyed imedietly Aurther was rushed to the hosspital the docter said i can't opperate on him this is my son. who was it?

Choices:
A. cover
B. pater
C. dad
D. docter was his mother
E. father christmas

Answer: D


One thin, one bold,  one sick, one cold.   The earth we span,  to prey upon man.

Choices:
A. game equipment
B. beatles
C. widower
D. shaver
E. four horsemen of apocalypse

Answer: E


What is open when it is closed and closed when it is open?

Choices:
A. slam
B. smother
C. connection
D. drawbridge
E. stall

Answer: D


You use this in the kitchen,but you can use it like a band aid?

Choices:
A. killers
B. smash
C. spatchula
D. stillroom
E. kettle

Answer: C


ifyoutoss a ball and it does not hit anything how does it come back????

Choices:
A. cannonball
B. slice
C. u toss it up
D. roller
E. flop

Answer: C


R: I am seen at night,   But not at day,   I have a long tail,   My life is short,   But bright as a flashlight in the dark,   What am I?

Choices:
A. place
B. daydream
C. shooting star
D. shot
E. colour

Answer: C


Choices:
A. partnership
B. because seven eightate nine
C. liberty
D. crock
E. creek

Answer: B


Choices:
A. red bucket in disguise
B. holding things
C. holding water
D. horse
E. clock

Answer: A


I'm strait when I'm put ,I'm folded when I'm press?

Choices:
A. aerogram
B. machinery
C. package
D. staple wire
E. straighten

Answer: D


what is wieghtless, can be seen with the naked eye, & when put in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?

Choices:
A. item
B. hold
C. its a hole
D. canthus
E. a tattletale

Answer: C


I am above water,  I am below water   What am I?

Choices:
A. milkshake
B. oil
C. water or a reflection
D. causeway
E. cruse

Answer: C


are you out there mr. fantastic? are you out there mr,clean? are you out there mr.  rogers? are you out there mr.  bean?'

Choices:
A. impurity
B. do not know
C. phantasm
D. dirtiness
E. pole bean

Answer: B


A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.  The bartender points a gun at the man.  The man says thank you and walks out of the bar.  It was a genuine thank you and the man got what he was looking for, never drinking any water or walking out with some.  What happened?

Choices:
A. men
B. man had huccups
C. women
D. group
E. health department

Answer: B


It has no voice, it has no mouth, yet soundlessly it cries-It strikes down trees and spits tons of ice, yet living it is not.

Choices:
A. world
B. shout
C. element
D. bald eagle
E. thunderhead cloud

Answer: E


Whats green on tuesday, smells on thursday, floats on sunday, can be seen but cant be drawn.  You cook it but dont eat it.  Flys but has no wings.  When you drop it in water it turns orange.

Choices:
A. red on Mondays
B. limes
C. orange on Fridays
D. golfball eating plattapuss
E. circular

Answer: D


A plane crashes on the border of mexico and U. S. A.  Where do you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. bury the dead
B. cremation
C. you dont bury survuvors
D. planes
E. bury the bodies

Answer: C


What's HOT and THROBBING between a man's legs ?

Choices:
A. motorbike
B. strike
C. oatmeal
D. super
E. lawyer

Answer: A


I start with t and end with t, however I only have one t.  What am I?

Choices:
A. a
B. terminus ad quem
C. cessation
D. teapot get it one tea
E. endocervicitis

Answer: D


if i said hi for every time i said hi how many hi's would i say?

Choices:
A. years
B. i said hi
C. activity
D. canonical hours
E. clock

Answer: B


It CAN be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills. . . . In empty holes it fills! It comes first and follows after! Ends life! Kills laughter!

Choices:
A. sleeping
B. homely
C. supply
D. answer is    darkness
E. natural depression

Answer: D


Choices:
A. set
B. working out
C. workout
D. trade
E. no they are too fat

Answer: E


When it is cold i make it colder  I love winter   Nothing you can touch  related to winD   i can make it really Chilly   do you Have a clue   I'm related to wind  you don't Like it when i'm around  Loose the t-shirts and shorts

Choices:
A. winding
B. tailwind
C. windchill
D. fohn
E. winds

Answer: C


Choices:
A. nothing  vests dont have sleeves
B. shades
C. casing
D. motley
E. belfry

Answer: A


Whats the diference betwen the School and Jail?

Choices:
A. ink
B. music
C. phone number and adress
D. i
E. computers

Answer: C


im in a house.  theres no doors and no windows.  to get out i have to smash through the walls what am i?

Choices:
A. chick hatching in an egg
B. chickens
C. pictures
D. blowfish
E. wasp

Answer: A


What do you go in through one hole, come out through three holes, when you're inside it you're about to go outside, and when you're outside you're still in it?

Choices:
A. car park
B. dial
C. sweatshirt
D. counterbore
E. hollow log

Answer: C


There is a kind of soothing+Cooling ointment,that relief coughing,and relief of breathing. . . a creamy blend of herbs and other ingreadiants.  what is the medicine called.

Choices:
A. gauge
B. apothecary
C. tarragon
D. menthol
E. angiogenesis inhibitor

Answer: D


If a plane crashes (Half in Canada and half in the United states )where will the survivors be buried?

Choices:
A. paragraph
B. ficus
C. note
D. no where thre survivors
E. place

Answer: D


why didn't the skeleton cross the street?

Choices:
A. he didnt have the guts
B. they couldn't let him down
C. he was bored
D. stand
E. his bones were cold

Answer: A


a chicken ran across the road and got steped on how is this i thhought he would of got hit

Choices:
A. creek
B. expressway
C. he lived in texas
D. viaduct
E. rice

Answer: C


What begins with 'T', ends with 'T' and has 'T' in it?

Choices:
A. w
B. n
C. fag end
D. tea pot
E. trigonometry

Answer: D


a lady pushes her car around           a conour, stopes in frount           a house, and notices she is           bankruped. What is it?

Choices:
A. stimulation
B. john
C. like
D. minoply
E. housemaid

Answer: D


Choices:
A. neuron
B. tunnel vision
C. be
D. air hhh
E. taste

Answer: D


You ride a donkey across a bridge, on Wednesday.   24 hours later you ride the same donkey back across the same bridge, on Wednesday.   HOw can that be?

Choices:
A. donkeys name is wednesday
B. equine
C. echo
D. debris
E. jack

Answer: A


i shine and i twinkle im good for the wear but beware my mark is green. what am i?

Choices:
A. red dot
B. rap
C. opportunity
D. dim
E. cheap ring

Answer: E


Choices:
A. lemur
B. 1 the o
C. dial
D. bialy
E. hole in one

Answer: B


A man is laying unconcious next to a green rock wearing a suit.  Who is he?

Choices:
A. eunuch
B. crew
C. young buck
D. ethnic group
E. superman next to kryptonite

Answer: E


What is black and white but should not be,  has a mouth but does not speak,  interacts with many things yet nothing you can see?

Choices:
A. or
B. chin
C. place
D. negress
E. mime

Answer: E


Two twins were born on the same day by the same mother the bot live one side of a hill they never met they'll never will meet.  What are they.

Choices:
A. take
B. pit
C. share a bedroom
D. there ears
E. membrane

Answer: D


is a hot chick cool   or a cool chick hot

Choices:
A. you decide
B. iceman
C. young woman
D. thong
E. keel

Answer: A


A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they are hit by a drunk driver.  The man is killed instantly.  The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive.  He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery.  The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says. . .    "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. "   How is this possible?

Choices:
A. doctor is boys mother
B. fireman
C. boy survives
D. death of man
E. wheelchair

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 31131211131221
B. subtrahend
C. 2100
D. trial
E. fraction

Answer: A


your driving a bus.  6 people get on, 3 people get off, then 17 people got on.  at the last stop 31 people get on.  what is the name of the bus driver?

Choices:
A. ablaut
B. sound
C. your name e g  paige
D. post
E. club

Answer: C


the woman has nine pens but she sayds she has ten.  How do we find out the correct answer??

Choices:
A. bra
B. count the pens
C. hold up a checklist
D. magic marker
E. dress

Answer: B


If you got hurt you would like me. . .   If you some people think i'm to overated and dramitized. . . . .   and some people go to far. . . .                        What am I ??

Choices:
A. compensation
B. blink
C. machine
D. spare time
E. attention

Answer: E


Right on the target, or hopelessly wrong,   Offering me up where I may not belong,   Given the options or a terrible clue,   When you don't know the answer, what do you do?

Choices:
A. collation
B. epitope
C. record
D. you guess
E. find out

Answer: D


Coming in on little cat paws, once it reaches its goal, quickly back it draws.   At night it reaches farther, and during the day its more subdued, whatever the weather, what ever its mood.   What is it?

Choices:
A. waves on a beach
B. distance
C. weatherboard
D. claws
E. purr

Answer: A


Crystal:What's wrong?  Lace:My tescher yelled at me for something I didn't do!!!! =(  Crystal:What?

Choices:
A. lacemy homework
B. geometry problem
C. calcium hypochlorite
D. red flag
E. falsification

Answer: A


There where five cows walking up a hill.  One said "I see four cows" Which cow said it?

Choices:
A. none cows cannot talk
B. ox
C. leather
D. outdoors
E. ranch

Answer: A


In a small town, one of the laws is that a man is not allowed to shave himself.  Only a licenced barber can shave a man.  There is only one barber in this town.  Who shaves the barber?

Choices:
A. common man
B. hitman
C. headman
D. barber is a woman
E. beatles

Answer: D


When touched I'm cold and I smear, when smelled I'm toxic, when viewed at I am like them, to some I am a deadly tool to get out of, what am I?

Choices:
A. ink
B. marker
C. wipe off
D. page
E. college

Answer: B


There was a plane crash and there were 46 passengers.   Every single person dies except 2.   How can this be?

Choices:
A. widow
B. spokesperson
C. party was good
D. fatalities
E. survivors were married

Answer: E


1 man runs 3 blocks and then comes home and there is 2 maced men who r they?

Choices:
A. football play
B. make sex
C. colon
D. supply
E. catcher and umpier

Answer: E


Choices:
A. macaroni
B. olive
C. jet
D. penguin holding its breath
E. mousse

Answer: D


there once was a man from peru who kicked and ate at his shoe he went down to the docks and took off his socks and ask the fish a question what was the question?

Choices:
A. how doyoubreath underwater
B. how to swim
C. perciformes
D. sand shark
E. flounder

Answer: A


HI BYE WHAT'S WRONG??????????/????/////?KFKLASDGJKHDVNKLFJDHBGJHFJASDHFLJKASHNDGASLDH  DBFASDJK  ASDKHFAJK  ZOMG WHAT IS WRONG

Choices:
A. say hi
B. nothing its just weird
C. bigotry
D. cloth
E. tort

Answer: B


Count the "F's" in the following text:   FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-  SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-  IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE  EXPERIENCE OF YEARS . . .

Choices:
A. there are 6
B. term
C. turnstile
D. prints
E. folio

Answer: A


I am the smallest eye,        what am I?

Choices:
A. handkerchief
B. swallow
C. sclera
D. minuscule
E. neddle

Answer: E


Choices:
A. individual
B. reliable
C. colour
D. rank
E. all things you can see

Answer: E


Little Miss Eticoat  in a white peticoat   and a red nose  the longer she stands the shorter she grows

Choices:
A. report
B. apples
C. pigment
D. white candle
E. foam

Answer: D


Thier are 5 houses one blue one red one green one yellow and one white.  Mrs blue lives in the blue house, mr sun lives in the red house, gardener green lives in the the green house and daisy blossom lives in the yellow house.  Who lives in the white house?

Choices:
A. raoulia
B. goerge bush
C. cranberry
D. oceans
E. violet

Answer: B


There is a lady driving down the road, while driving she is shot in the head and dies.  There is no one in the car with her, no bullet holes anywhere in the car, no cracks in the glass, the windows are rolled up and she didn't kill herself.  How did she get shot?

Choices:
A. car is a convertable
B. see
C. throw
D. coal
E. side road

Answer: A


Choices:
A. system
B. newfoundland
C. omnipresence
D. countries
E. red hot

Answer: B


What can go as fast as 100km/h and is a herbivore, it's one of the most fastest animals on EARTH!

Choices:
A. heterotroph
B. precession
C. leapord
D. burro
E. histidine

Answer: C


One day there was a stressed out man. He went inside of the bathroom. He had a real gun and a real bullet and he shot himself between the eyes. There was no blood,he was still alive,and no bullet hole. How is he still alive?

Choices:
A. on the ground
B. item
C. looking at
D. he shot the mirror
E. rifle

Answer: D


I went in the woods and got it, when I got it I couldn't get it out.  So I took it home with me.  What is "it"?

Choices:
A. houses
B. spilnter or sawdust
C. ironwood
D. steel
E. heartwood

Answer: B


There are two boys Tim and Jerry they look exactly alike and there birthday is on the same day but they are not twins how is this possible?

Choices:
A. origin
B. male child
C. they are triples
D. males and females
E. passing

Answer: C


Two brothers walk into a bar and start to order a drinks.  One of the brothers get into a fight with the bartender.  The other says dont dont do it but the he dont listen and stabbes the bartender and kills him.  They both get arrested and both sent to court but the judge says I know you killed the bartender but I can not send you to prison.  why cant he go to prison

Choices:
A. state
B. nephew
C. path
D. short order
E. because they are ajoined twins

Answer: E


I heat everyone around me both land and sea yet I am not real.  What am I.

Choices:
A. arc
B. squatter
C. plowland
D. sensation
E. equator

Answer: E


Who is usually stupid, stereotyped, hated by most parents, and yet, still respected by most kids?

Choices:
A. purebred
B. honor
C. insult
D. rapper
E. sluggard

Answer: D


Choices:
A. chile
B. grinding
C. henson
D. relationship
E. mill

Answer: E


the one that can see can't hold,the one that can hold can't eat,the one that can eat can't be full.

Choices:
A. poison
B. clamp
C. bin
D. fare
E. eyeshandsmouth and stomach

Answer: E


we are the xings xands wen we play with our legs we cant stop our hands !  who are we ?

Choices:
A. anti
B. we are the scissors
C. videocassette
D. haunch
E. penmanship

Answer: B


A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away.  What was he doing???

Choices:
A. blow
B. occupant
C. settle
D. eastern united states
E. playing monopoly

Answer: E


i am black red and green, i taste good with other food but not my own.  what am i?

Choices:
A. peper
B. servant
C. nonpareils
D. debt
E. peanut gallery

Answer: A


What chicken is said to come frome the sea, yet it comes in a can?

Choices:
A. activity
B. algae
C. seahorse
D. deep
E. tuna

Answer: E


there was a man walking in pouring rain without an umbrella.  wen he got home there wasnt a single hair on his head that was wet.  how is that??

Choices:
A. he was bald hah
B. habitat
C. refuge
D. soup
E. cut

Answer: A


I am hiding under a rock in a glass rectangle.

Choices:
A. fish tank
B. place
C. covering
D. mountain top
E. fabric

Answer: A


What canyoudo, But cant eat, Wat is Green Or Sometimes BRown or Black??

Choices:
A. put
B. hill
C. poison
D. seal
E. poop

Answer: E


there is a big tree in the forest everyday the family of 7 looks out there window and sees the big tree in their front lawn.  How can the family see the tree in there fornt lawn if its in the forest

Choices:
A. forest is there fornt lawn
B. pandanus
C. hickory tree
D. tree cricket
E. outdoors

Answer: A


a man drives up to a hotel.  Then realize that he is bankrupted.    how is this possible?

Choices:
A. passageway
B. pause
C. cars
D. doll
E. game monopoly

Answer: E


This is a skateboard trick that is not possible to do.  What is the trick called?

Choices:
A. rogue
B. rare
C. get
D. bore
E. impossible

Answer: E


If you have a soft drink and you want to drink the bottom half first, how can you do that.

Choices:
A. use a straw
B. meal
C. use glass
D. intake
E. beanbag

Answer: A


Imagine John, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.  While taking a walk he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.  John weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.  John reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.  How did he manage?

Choices:
A. entertainment
B. manager
C. ink
D. transfer
E. he juggled them

Answer: E


A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean.  Where do you bury the survivers?

Choices:
A. aisle
B. creature
C. survivers dont get buried
D. island
E. flying

Answer: C


There is a man in his car shot and dead.  There are no bullet holes in the car.  The window are up and the doors are locked.  How was this man shot?

Choices:
A. convertable
B. bullet hole
C. mountain man
D. spear
E. paresthesia

Answer: A


Choices:
A. breathing
B. lung
C. air time
D. headspace
E. beat

Answer: C


What is a man called who is crazy about walls ?

Choices:
A. wallnut
B. murphy bed
C. builder
D. senhor
E. ejaculator

Answer: A


What 3 words do you get when you combine a type of boot with a verb and something up your nose? ( Hint: it's a song )

Choices:
A. outsole
B. boot scootin boogy
C. instep
D. vamp
E. machine

Answer: B


What comes before tomorrow  but after today,  and even when you have it  it's going away?

Choices:
A. message
B. increase
C. tonight
D. rush
E. drive

Answer: C


Name any  three fruti wich has bag of water in it.

Choices:
A. limewater
B. orangemelonand lemon
C. pulp
D. cola
E. bottled water

Answer: B


there was a king who built a ship Ann in that ship lived his daughter Ann ile get the blame for saying her name Ann thats three times i have said it now        (you have to try and geus the girls name)

Choices:
A. ann
B. integrator
C. forecastle
D. Anny
E. Annapolis

Answer: A


there is a woman on a boat. With a red perry coat ann  ifyoudon't know her name it'syou2 blame?what's her name

Choices:
A. orpin
B. oarsman
C. down
D. redbug
E. ann

Answer: E


a man rode in to town on friday stayed to days and to nights and left on friday how can this be ?

Choices:
A. sled
B. his horse name is friday
C. shipping
D. rides
E. parking

Answer: B


I hold up the sky  I hold many pounds  just so you know  I can never fall on the *ground*  I am made of the world  without me you'll die  the ones who survive   are the ones that can fly

Choices:
A. milky way
B. short
C. album
D. ground
E. diptera

Answer: D


What will happen if an unstopable force meets an immovable object

Choices:
A. there is no answer
B. pass
C. there will be no more sleep
D. act
E. meeter

Answer: A


You are on a horse.  Riding into a town on Sunday, you stay there for 3 days and left again on Sunday.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. sunday morning
B. hack
C. horses name is sunday
D. village
E. horse trading

Answer: C


Choices:
A. chemical
B. wetland
C. towl
D. rookie
E. free

Answer: C


I become wet the moreyoubecome dry.  What am i?

Choices:
A. drop
B. marsh
C. drizzle
D. towl
E. abstinent

Answer: D


I get wetter and wetter but then dryer.             What am I?

Choices:
A. towl
B. hand blower
C. wet blanket
D. drizzle
E. drop

Answer: A


A man walks into a grave yard and sees a man hanging there.  There a crowd of people gathered around and the man says, "Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son. "  Who is the man who has been hung?

Choices:
A. other mans son
B. senhor
C. stepbrother
D. esq
E. descendant of king

Answer: A


Choices:
A. chief
B. on a bulletin board
C. refusal
D. block
E. ranch

Answer: B


What looks accacly like a monkey but it is't a monkey?

Choices:
A. photo of a monkey
B. machine
C. south american country
D. madagascar
E. note

Answer: A


One night, a king and a queen got on a bus with no bus driver.  The king and a queen got off the bus.  Who is left on the bus?

Choices:
A. infomercial
B. black
C. knight was left on bus
D. state
E. noble

Answer: C


Dr.  Garrison has told all the towns people that he will get across Grass Lake with no assistance.  He told everybody to meet him at Grass Lake on Sunday at 12:00.  So when everybody showed up on Sunday, Dr. Garrison finished his task by getting across Grass Lake.  How did he do it?

Choices:
A. hike
B. grass lake was frozen
C. niagara
D. see
E. territorial waters

Answer: B


Choices:
A. ambulance chaser
B. sand shark
C. zelda
D. cow shark
E. nurse shark

Answer: C


A man hangs himself with a rope in a completely empty room.  The room is 8 feet high but the man is only 6 feet high.  The floor is covered with water.  How did the man hang himself?

Choices:
A. he stood on ice
B. toe
C. there was no water
D. drinking
E. chairs

Answer: A


I may fall but may never break. . .  I cause little children to quake. . .  I am part of your week but not your day. .  What Am I???

Choices:
A. pedagogue
B. regression
C. adolescent
D. nght
E. etiology

Answer: D


Choices:
A. brake
B. billiards
C. blow
D. break of day
E. shot

Answer: D


Loudly I flicker, with a crackle and pop.  Feed me now quicker, or I will just stop. What am I?

Choices:
A. pin
B. popcorn
C. bonfire
D. crackle
E. super

Answer: C


Kailey was in math class she was soposed to draw only one shape it had to be able to be drawn 3D, it had to have 4 sides and 4 angles and it had tohave at least 4 points on it, what was the shape???

Choices:
A. use
B. pass
C. catch
D. cube
E. cover

Answer: D


what has a face, no ears, moth, nose, eyes, or hair

Choices:
A. clip
B. sound
C. golf
D. cutting
E. cube

Answer: E


what weighs more,      a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

Choices:
A. shot tower
B. heaviness
C. they both weigh the same
D. pitch
E. grail

Answer: C


A kid plays outside for no reason.  Why?

Choices:
A. kid grows up
B. inference
C. acting
D. decision
E. i told you no reason

Answer: E


i am a word, my meaning means something loud, i am in past tense, i am one sllyable, it is a proven fact that i am the longest one-sllyable word.  What am I?

Choices:
A. byte
B. surface
C. mean many things
D. word schreeched
E. allomorph

Answer: D


What is shrouded in dark but still light?

Choices:
A. employees
B. pitch black
C. white wine
D. man with candel
E. place

Answer: D


20 people got onto a boat they sailed across the lake to one side never stopped at all, they came back but not one single person on it, explain. . . . .

Choices:
A. usher
B. in wedding party
C. symptom
D. pedophile
E. cause they were all couples

Answer: E


This guy has been playing poker all day.  He goes out into the strets and he is wearing all black.  There are no lights on the streets.  Then a car comes toward the person wearing all black.  The car has no lights on.  Then the car driver sees the man and goes around him.  How does the car driver see the man???

Choices:
A. polling day
B. when it is dark
C. walpurgis night
D. citizenship day
E. its daytime

Answer: E


How can you see the old woman crossing the street when your driving if the moon is out but the trees are blocking the light,your headlights are broken and not a street light is on?

Choices:
A. black
B. opportunity
C. its daytime
D. sloth
E. night blindness

Answer: C


The ones who make it don't use it  The ones who buy it don't want it  The ones who use it don't know it  What is it?

Choices:
A. bullet
B. hit
C. coffin
D. leg
E. free

Answer: C


I can be as light as a feather,and as heavy as a boulder,I come in all shapes and sizes. what am I?

Choices:
A. music
B. igloo
C. win
D. guilt
E. skillet

Answer: D


the weilder of the sword of isildor,   and has four pint size friends,   and is the dunedain wraith?

Choices:
A. quantity
B. aragorn
C. yataghan
D. fitting
E. istanbul

Answer: B


What do you answer to but do not talk to. . . .

Choices:
A. telephone call
B. email
C. doormat
D. plea
E. blather

Answer: B


One man goes to visit another man in prison.  When he come to the guard house the guard says "Only family to be let in.  Who are you. " The man replies " Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son. "

Choices:
A. nun
B. monument
C. biter
D. father of man in prison
E. doors

Answer: D


There is a plane that crashes on the border of California and Arizona.                   Where do you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. nowhere they survived
B. dysphoria
C. in the graveyard
D. lid
E. rescue

Answer: A


your laying in your bed then you close your eyes when you open your eyes you are chained up and  and hanged up side down about to plung into the ocean  with a ciment atached to your feet  you cant move at ALL!!!!!!!!! how do you get out

Choices:
A. sound
B. you wake up
C. sleeping
D. monochromacy
E. fishing

Answer: B


Choices:
A. milk cow
B. beep
C. because their horns dont work
D. cattle
E. bone

Answer: C


What is Short,has a Big nose and smells funny?

Choices:
A. long
B. jew
C. bushy
D. big head
E. lip

Answer: B


A mother had 2 boys which were twins, they had the same mother and father, but they were not brothers, how duz this work out!?

Choices:
A. their names are the same
B. priestess
C. their 2nd name was not
D. bonded labor
E. au pair

Answer: C


When I go up I am the present  When I go down I am the past   What am I

Choices:
A. birthday
B. presentation
C. see saw
D. nowadays
E. present and future

Answer: C


What did the boy octupus say to the girl octupus?

Choices:
A. roebuck
B. gender
C. treble
D. i wanna hold your handhandhandhandhandhandhandhand
E. frail

Answer: D


Choices:
A. frog in blender
B. leaf
C. duck
D. guacamole
E. olive green

Answer: A


Choices:
A. jade green
B. ribbon
C. chlorophyll
D. leaf
E. frog in blender

Answer: E


I am green and red and go aroung 100 miles per hour.   What am I?

Choices:
A. hill
B. charged with felony
C. utah
D. greening
E. frog in blender

Answer: E


The product of two non-zero digits is one million. what are the digits

Choices:
A. importance
B. 64  15625
C. products
D. condition
E. nine

Answer: B


there is a dime in a glass bottle a cork seals the top of the bottle.  How do you get the dime out with out pulling the cork out or braking the glass?

Choices:
A. get it out of the box
B. get it out of the bottle
C. put in a jar
D. sign
E. you push the cork in

Answer: E


A man is naked in a concrete room,he has no supplies or nothing.       Theres concrete cieling,conrete ground concrete walls. Theres no windows no doors nothing.        he gets out how????

Choices:
A. sea room
B. through the door frame
C. message
D. coal
E. reading room

Answer: B


you can see me, but your friends have no idea im there.  what am i?

Choices:
A. great
B. group
C. your thoughts
D. creativity
E. place

Answer: C


A mother and Father had six sons, Each son had a sister.  How many were in the family?

Choices:
A. answer is 9
B. more than one
C. piety
D. father christmas
E. doula

Answer: A


There was a bus driver,7 people got on the bus and 5 got of,8 people got on 9 got off what is the bus drivers name.

Choices:
A. offspring
B. skinny
C. he doesnt have one
D. conference
E. nation

Answer: C


I HEAR drip drop drip drop(rain) all the time , what am I?

Choices:
A. faucet
B. jump cut
C. im wet
D. decline
E. pass

Answer: C


Choices:
A. timing
B. numbers
C. place
D. stair case
E. part

Answer: D


What has perple all over it on it and green on its tummy and is on TBS?

Choices:
A. olive
B. bowls
C. tablespoon
D. salad days
E. musterd soup

Answer: E


if your walking downa street and trip the chance of you dying is. . .

Choices:
A. salt
B. 123
C. dust
D. suffrage
E. happy chance

Answer: B


Jim's mother has three childern.  The first is named April,and the second is named May . What is the third child's name.

Choices:
A. lead
B. offspring
C. jim
D. lily
E. dakota

Answer: C


If a hog and a half is a dollar and a half how much are five hogs?

Choices:
A. halftone
B. libration
C. buttercup
D. majority
E. 5

Answer: E


There are 5 fish in a fish bowl 3 drown how many are left?

Choices:
A. rainbow fish
B. drumfish
C. 5
D. mosquitofish
E. opah

Answer: C


Choices:
A. signature
B. birthday
C. alphabet
D. xxx
E. 5

Answer: E


A man and his son were driving and had an accident.  The father died.  The son was taken to a hospital for treatment of injuries.  The surgeon said "I cant operate on this boy, he's my son!" How is this possible?

Choices:
A. surgeon was boys mother
B. member
C. patriarch
D. emergency room
E. stiff

Answer: A


I can get hurt easly, if i do get hit i can fall off.  It will look gross, some people bite me but not me, what am i????

Choices:
A. heel
B. clout
C. touch
D. become infected
E. toenail oviasally dahhh

Answer: E


There was a man who had no arms and legs. How can he get across the street?

Choices:
A. theres no f in way
B. ally
C. there is no turning back
D. he can't go that way
E. no stairs

Answer: A


whosoever holds a glowing sword,   and has thy heavy burden,   with faithful companion,   and has the influence of evil?

Choices:
A. steel
B. saber
C. rescue
D. frodo baggins
E. imponderable

Answer: D


When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?

Choices:
A. thing
B. when the door is open
C. beanbag
D. capital
E. housemaster

Answer: B


What hates darkness, yet loves it.  What has no life, yet can die.  What turns dreams into nightmares, turns death into love, turn sorrow into cheer, turns laughter into sobbing, turns everthing to nothing.  It has no feelings, feels no pain.  What has the power to turn Death to Life?

Choices:
A. opposite
B. screw thread
C. spin
D. living thing
E. bring life

Answer: A


I am night   I am day  I am light   I am dark  I am white  I am black  What am I?

Choices:
A. opposite
B. photosynthesis
C. leger
D. night blindness
E. black bile

Answer: A


When I am up I am down.  When I am left I am right.  What am I?

Choices:
A. wash
B. opposite
C. rightness
D. rights
E. universal suffrage

Answer: B


I am one of five  I am not alive   The one who sent me became king  The one who recieved me died   What am I

Choices:
A. president
B. poison
C. type
D. stone
E. drop

Answer: D


Choices:
A. break
B. your hart
C. coaster brake
D. machine
E. brake light

Answer: B


What animal is brown, very young, and hops??

Choices:
A. bunting
B. flea
C. new south wales
D. kangaroo baby joey
E. thing

Answer: D


If you throw a ball as hard as you can and it comes back to you but it dosen't hit anything and no one cathes it or throws it how does it come back to you?

Choices:
A. bullet
B. passing
C. egg
D. pitching
E. you throw it up

Answer: E


My sister bought a parrot that the store keeper claimed could repeat anything it heard.   The next day, she returned angry.  "This parrot did not say a word last night!" She yelled.  How ever, the store keeper had told the truth.  Can you explain this?

Choices:
A. deceive himself
B. group
C. clock
D. yes  the parrot was deaf
E. hear things

Answer: D


Black we are and much admired,  Men seek us if they are tired.   We tire the horse, but comfort man,  Tell me this Riddle if you can.

Choices:
A. room
B. we are coal
C. spider
D. firecracker
E. demand

Answer: B


I can protect you, and all of your stuff, and if someone breaks me, they may leave in cuffs.   I'll keep you from getting where you need to go, unless you posess one that only I know.   What am I?

Choices:
A. protectionist
B. lock on a door
C. oil
D. record
E. touch

Answer: B


What vegetable can be arrested and for what crime?

Choices:
A. broccoli
B. corn for stalking
C. oil
D. mineral
E. grocery

Answer: B


Mat's mom had 12 children named January,Febuary,March,April,May,June,July,August,September,October,and November what was the last one's name?

Choices:
A. mat himself
B. music
C. continent
D. schoolbus
E. product

Answer: A