A man is incarcerated in prison, and as his punishment he has to carry a one tonne bag of sand backwards and forwards across a field the size of a football pitch.  What is the one thing he can put in it to make it lighter?

Choices:
A. throw
B. bit
C. gallon
D. mouse
E. hole

Answer: E


Choices:
A. bit
B. put
C. hole
D. rice
E. unit

Answer: C


Whats weightless, visible to the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel of water it will make the barrel lighter in weight. ?

Choices:
A. amoeba
B. vision
C. hole
D. hydride
E. canthus

Answer: C


what is weightless, and colorless. . but when put into a barrel the barrel weighs less.  what am i?

Choices:
A. hole
B. measuring
C. heft
D. color
E. gallon

Answer: A


What is lighter then a feather, can be seen by the naked eye, and when you put it into a barral, it makes it lighter?

Choices:
A. hole
B. find
C. dust
D. sclera
E. turn

Answer: A


I am always Hungery, I must always be Fed.  the finger i lick will soon turn red.  What am I?

Choices:
A. cyan
B. rust
C. maroon
D. flame
E. primary colour

Answer: D


i have no life to live or die i have no legs to dance and no lungs to breathe yet i do all three what am i

Choices:
A. flame
B. motivation
C. songs
D. friends
E. aggravated assault

Answer: A


You can't hear me but I'm not dead.  Who am I ??

Choices:
A. spiritualist
B. silence
C. hearing
D. sound
E. look

Answer: B


What shrinks during the day but grows during the night?

Choices:
A. nightwork
B. root
C. shade
D. sigh
E. silence

Answer: E


Say my name and I am no more.   What am I?

Choices:
A. fade into nothing
B. fade to black
C. what happened
D. where am I
E. silence

Answer: E


No Sooner Spoken Than Broken  What Is It?

Choices:
A. being silent
B. knack
C. ulcer
D. wired
E. silence

Answer: E


What's so fragile that even when you say its name, you break it?

Choices:
A. dance music
B. silence
C. playoff
D. purpose
E. pierce

Answer: B


Weight in my belly,   Trees on my back,   Nails in my ribs,   Feet I do lack.    What am I?

Choices:
A. oliver
B. logger
C. platform
D. ship
E. screw thread

Answer: D


what is half dry and half wet and it carries something and is being carred at the same time.

Choices:
A. attitude
B. salt
C. place
D. ship
E. free

Answer: D


I fly to any foreign parts,      Assisted by my spreading wings:      My body holds an hundred hearts,      Nay, I will tell you stranger things:       When I am not in haste I ride,      And then I mend my pace anon;      I issue fire out from my side:--      Ye witty youths, this riddle con.

Choices:
A. kook
B. spy
C. ship
D. shell
E. command

Answer: C


I twist and turn and leaves a loop.  What am I?

Choices:
A. heel
B. electric
C. card
D. turnstile
E. shoelace

Answer: E


the old one runs forever, it has no voice at all.  It had no lungs or throat, but it can still make a roaring call.  What is it?

Choices:
A. kettle
B. inn
C. channel
D. waterfall
E. fogey

Answer: D


What kind of fall that you might die from?

Choices:
A. waterfall
B. tap
C. living things
D. break
E. stifle

Answer: A


Bright as diamonds, Loud as thunder, Never still, A thing of wonder.  What am I?

Choices:
A. beverage
B. element
C. first water
D. situation
E. waterfall

Answer: E


I run, though I have no legs to be seen.  I possess no heat, though I do have steam.  I have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still he me shout.   What am I?

Choices:
A. waterfall
B. water gas
C. water hammer
D. teakettle
E. rapid

Answer: A


Six legs, two heads, two hands, one long nose yet i use only four legs wherever i go what am i ??

Choices:
A. pommel horse
B. woman
C. horseman
D. chief
E. zebra

Answer: C


What does no man want, yet no man want to lose?

Choices:
A. job
B. enthusiast
C. machine
D. loss
E. marmoset

Answer: A


What can be heard and caught but never be seen?

Choices:
A. color
B. infrared light
C. activity
D. cry
E. remark

Answer: E


I light on fire, I drip but I burn.  What am I?

Choices:
A. touch
B. candle
C. photons
D. lamplight
E. anchor light

Answer: B


If you allow me to live I shall not live long.   But if you kill me I shall live longer

Choices:
A. candle
B. spring forth
C. end life
D. faith
E. pen

Answer: A


I cry, yet I have no eyes.  Darkness follows me, yet you still see me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. blackout
B. use
C. tear up
D. painless
E. candle

Answer: E


Little Nanncy Etticoat,  In a white petticoat,  And a red nose.   The longer she stands,  The sharter she grows.

Choices:
A. pliers
B. candle
C. dark red
D. sniff
E. leg

Answer: B


I shed my skin for you, in darkness I guide you through.  To use me for what I am combine me with God's wrath or hand.

Choices:
A. lit
B. reading
C. statuette
D. salute
E. candle

Answer: E


I am easy to get into but hard to get out of.   What am I?

Choices:
A. danger
B. woman
C. trouble
D. being
E. trapped

Answer: C


I can be crystal clear But also pitch black.  people like me when i am as clear as the fresh air.  You can find me just about everywhere.  Besides the desert.  im very important to have.  any living thing can not live without me.  in very hot places im so desirable.  i come in jug containers or you can find me running through pipes.  What am i?

Choices:
A. refractive index
B. bunker
C. discharge pipe
D. water
E. trial

Answer: D


Three lives have I.    Gentle enough to soothe the skin,   Light enough to caress the sky,   Hard enough to crack rocks.   What am I?

Choices:
A. iron
B. rough
C. life line
D. fine art
E. water

Answer: E


What can you put into a glass but can't take out?

Choices:
A. safety glass
B. bowl
C. plate glass
D. bottles
E. water

Answer: E


what is clear, but easily gets dirty.  it is sometimes hard, but mostly not.  somethings can live in it, but if we do well die.  it might not sound important, but yes it is, and without it there will bbe no life.

Choices:
A. plain
B. clearing
C. water
D. great
E. love life

Answer: C


Say silk five times fast.    Spell silk.    What do cows drink?

Choices:
A. pub crawl
B. translucence
C. phosphoric acid
D. water
E. way

Answer: D


Black within and red without,  With four corners round and about.   What is it?

Choices:
A. bowler hats
B. chimney
C. tables
D. bowler hat
E. clock

Answer: B


I'm green most of the time  Multicolored sometimes, gone others  I hate the cold  I have many twin brothers and sisters  I have one parent with many arms  My parent can't move.   What am I?

Choices:
A. leaves
B. chromatic color
C. approach
D. passes
E. yard

Answer: A


Choices:
A. making
B. bald eagle
C. whole
D. leaves
E. slide

Answer: D


I am around when the days get short, and the nights long.  I am everywhere that you can see.  I scream undertoe when you walk over me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. hit
B. rake
C. branch
D. tract
E. leaves

Answer: E


Walk on the living, they don't even mumble.  Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.  What are they?

Choices:
A. leaves
B. crosswalk
C. stalk
D. decompose
E. jog

Answer: A


I work when i play and play when i work what am i ??

Choices:
A. prelude
B. room
C. sound
D. musician
E. noise

Answer: D


The older they are the less wrinkles they have.

Choices:
A. steam
B. youthful appearance
C. gray
D. empire
E. tires

Answer: E


Choices:
A. stock certificate
B. roman multiplication
C. caravan
D. buy books
E. yesterday

Answer: E


Whats the one thing we have all seen and we'll never see again?

Choices:
A. tyrant
B. third person
C. jimdandy
D. c
E. yesterday

Answer: E


Choices:
A. linen closet
B. knight gown
C. nightdress
D. music
E. use

Answer: B


I am the heart that does not beat.  If cut, I bleed without blood.  I can fly, but have no wings.  I can float, but have no fins.  I can sing, but have no mouth.

Choices:
A. linden
B. forge
C. speaker
D. drift
E. wood

Answer: E


I am the center of gravity  and the start of all views.   I am in lives but not in deaths.   I am similar to see   even though I am less than three

Choices:
A. earnestness
B. v
C. differential
D. mystery
E. agreement

Answer: B


With thieves I consort,   With the vilest, in short,   I'm quite at ease in depravity;   Yet all divines use me,   And savants can't lose me,   For I am the center of gravity

Choices:
A. v
B. holdup man
C. hit
D. geographical region
E. eases

Answer: A


Choices:
A. winger
B. student center
C. v
D. area
E. trade

Answer: C


They cut doors in half and wear wooden shoes.

Choices:
A. dutch
B. hasp
C. polish
D. bore
E. antique shop

Answer: A


You throw away the outside then cook the inside  Then you eat the outside then throw away the inside               What am I?

Choices:
A. baking
B. marmoset
C. corn
D. drinking
E. oil

Answer: C


Choices:
A. promise
B. ripple
C. puncture
D. use
E. separate

Answer: A


What can you break without hitting or dropping it?

Choices:
A. massage
B. program
C. axis
D. rainfall
E. promise

Answer: E


You can't keep this without giving it first?

Choices:
A. possession
B. out
C. charity
D. promise
E. indian giver

Answer: D


The cost of making only the maker knows,   Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.    A poor man may give one as easily as a king.    When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.

Choices:
A. undertaking
B. promise
C. striker
D. breaker
E. pay tribute

Answer: B


What do you give to others but still try and keep?

Choices:
A. means
B. why
C. promise
D. look
E. seek

Answer: C


Two bodies have I,   though both joined in one.    The more still I stand,   the quicker I run.     What am I?

Choices:
A. hourglass
B. belt
C. filler
D. music
E. campana

Answer: A


My first is a part of the day,   My last a conductor of light, My whole to take measure of time, Is useful by day and by night.  What am I?

Choices:
A. minute
B. time unit
C. hourglass
D. minutes
E. time period

Answer: C


A sundial is the timepiece with the least amount of moving parts.   What is the timepiece with the greatest amount of moving parts?

Choices:
A. hourglass
B. minute
C. taking
D. timekeeper
E. timer

Answer: A


What is black and white and read all over?

Choices:
A. newspaper
B. print
C. piece
D. skim
E. reply

Answer: A


black within and read without,   with four corners round about,   what am I

Choices:
A. newspaper
B. novel
C. commodity
D. reader
E. light source

Answer: A


Choices:
A. literate
B. page
C. articles
D. shark
E. newspaper

Answer: E


what goes up the stairs black and white and comes back down the stairs red?

Choices:
A. newspaper
B. shade
C. pigment
D. black and white
E. black

Answer: A


i am a paper with that you get every day or week i come in a paper bin what am i ?

Choices:
A. leaf
B. front porch
C. position paper
D. newspaper
E. paper toweling

Answer: D


Choices:
A. annual
B. police
C. ache
D. gladiator
E. offspring

Answer: D


Ripped from my mother's womb,  Beaten and burned,  I become a blood-thirsty slayer,  What am I?

Choices:
A. clutter
B. iron ore
C. japanese executioner
D. horsefly
E. flesh wound

Answer: B


Soldiers line up spaced with pride,  Two long rows lined side by side.   One sole unit can decide,  If the rows will unite or divide.   Tell me, tell me, scream it out.   What's the thing I talk about?

Choices:
A. cavity
B. lips
C. cover
D. zipper
E. copula

Answer: D


Its tail is round and hollow,Seems to get chewed a bit,But you'll rarely see this thingUnless the other end is lit.

Choices:
A. tobacco
B. hydrogen
C. pipe
D. ONG
E. flame thrower

Answer: C


Never resting, never still.   Moving silently from hill to hill.   It does not walk, run or trot,  All is cool where it is not.    What is it?

Choices:
A. jog
B. isle
C. sunshine
D. landmark
E. never stop

Answer: C


you're confused and i am to  what to the world this thing could do?

Choices:
A. sextet
B. seas
C. riddle
D. fictional character
E. whole shebang

Answer: C


I am something when you make me, I hold your knowledge, I have the answer, I am as you make me I am this of which I have just said,   what am I?

Choices:
A. riddle
B. reply
C. purr
D. polymath
E. household arts

Answer: A


WHEN YOU KMOW WHAT I AM I AM SOMETHING BUT WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM THEN I AM NOTHING.  WHAT AM I?

Choices:
A. riddle
B. knows
C. unknowingness
D. sit quietly
E. edge

Answer: A


I play with your mind, i ensnare your thoghts, i bend your mind to figure me out.  I laugh at your strugle, your intensity in thought, my tricks trap you and decieve you, though some can guess my questions while other despair in thought.  Some are weak to me other overcome my challenges yet only if you can figure me out will you get the answer.  Who or What am I?

Choices:
A. riddle
B. rag
C. call
D. questions
E. difference

Answer: A


I may be simple, I may be complex; I may have a name, but no gender or sex; I am often a question, or statements as a setup; I tend to have an answer, 'til you find it I won't let up.  What am I?

Choices:
A. reply
B. pickup
C. sex kitten
D. riddle
E. blame

Answer: D


Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it.    What is it?

Choices:
A. contempt
B. windshield wipers
C. purl
D. train wreck
E. your word

Answer: E


You cannot keep me until you have given me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. vest
B. your word
C. demise
D. tribute
E. whatever you desire

Answer: B


Two words, my answer is only two words.    To keep me, you must give me.

Choices:
A. meaning
B. sign
C. your word
D. modifier
E. vowel

Answer: C


When Miss Millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard.  About a week later, Miss Millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word.     Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?

Choices:
A. special
B. parrot was deaf
C. air sac
D. birdbrain
E. learn to sing

Answer: B


what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the mississipi river wont fill it up?

Choices:
A. lance
B. strainer
C. berry
D. bathroom cabinet
E. an

Answer: B


what is as big as a biscuit, and deep as a cup               but not even a river                 can fill it up?

Choices:
A. nissan
B. little
C. strainer
D. cliff
E. plane

Answer: C


A hill full,  A hole full,  Yet you cannot catch a bowl full.   What is it?

Choices:
A. gopher hole
B. cereal bowl
C. lemur
D. center punch
E. mist

Answer: E


I can be quick and then I'm deadly,  I am a rock, shell and bone medley.   If I was made into a man, I'd make people dream,  I gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream.

Choices:
A. sand
B. flounders
C. black and white
D. sign
E. white man

Answer: A


What measures out time,   Until in time   All is smashed to it?

Choices:
A. bugs
B. sand
C. place
D. travel
E. deep

Answer: B


When I go to the beach.   I am found. When I go in the water I am smoth.   What am I.

Choices:
A. pebble
B. sand
C. chlorophyll
D. bugs
E. plaster

Answer: B


I build up castles.    I tear down mountains.    I make some men blind,   I help others to see.    What am I?

Choices:
A. sand
B. feature
C. snowman
D. black
E. black man

Answer: A


I am not alive but I can die.   What am I?

Choices:
A. tap
B. battery
C. liveness
D. cog
E. symbol

Answer: B


Choices:
A. entertainment
B. kissing
C. travel bag
D. chocolate
E. learning

Answer: D


What's dark, different lengths and enjoyable?

Choices:
A. sound
B. chocolate
C. area
D. entertainment
E. oil

Answer: B


Sometimes I am light, sometimes I am dark.   Most people like me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. touch
B. taste
C. chocolate
D. fireplace
E. quality

Answer: C


I can be black or white.  I can be cold or hot, what am I?

Choices:
A. creature
B. horse
C. chocolate
D. spit
E. tinderbox

Answer: C


Shifting, Shifting, Drifting deep. Below me great and mighty cities sleep. Swirling, Scurlling, All around. I'm only where no water will be found.

Choices:
A. adit
B. bus station
C. desert
D. scorch
E. area

Answer: C


With my pair I should be,But I am usually alone you see,For a monster always eats me. Do you know what I must be?

Choices:
A. hold
B. prodigy
C. monsters
D. bogeyman
E. socks

Answer: E


A natural state, I'm sought by all.  Go without me, and you shall fall.  In times past you'd me when you spend, and use me when you eat to no end.   What am I?

Choices:
A. timepiece
B. spectrogram
C. balance
D. feast
E. being

Answer: C


black as night or ink,  i will comfort you,  but be wary for your   horses i tire

Choices:
A. sleeping
B. color
C. firefly
D. coal
E. press

Answer: D


Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired.  When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed.  What am I?

Choices:
A. bedstead
B. bunk bed
C. coal
D. asparagus bed
E. berth

Answer: C


black we are and much addmired, men seek for us if they are tiered.  we tire the horses and confort the man, tell me this riddle if you can.

Choices:
A. coal
B. onions
C. carbon black
D. fireplace
E. marmoset

Answer: A


What goose in black turns red and comes out gray

Choices:
A. red barn
B. mouse
C. reading
D. black
E. coal

Answer: E


Looks like water, but it's heat.  Sits on sand, lays on concrete.  People have been known, To follow it everywhere.  But it gets them no place, And all they can do is stare.

Choices:
A. flume
B. lead
C. wash
D. stitch
E. mirage

Answer: E


A burning fire in one's heart  yet in ONE lion will never start  Across the nations influences people  yet can not be seen through a peep hole

Choices:
A. cardiac muscle
B. coronary artery
C. courage to act
D. heart valve
E. courage

Answer: E


I am born in fear, raised in truth,   and I come to my own in deed.    When comes a time that I'm called forth,   I come to serve the cause of need.   What am I?

Choices:
A. regret
B. hero
C. serve others
D. courage
E. reward

Answer: D


Downward grows the root.  Outward grows the skin. Upward grows the shoot.  What way blows the wind?

Choices:
A. buffet
B. wayward
C. splay
D. rightward
E. strip

Answer: B


No head has he but he wears a hat.  No feet has he but he stands up straight.  On him perhaps a fairy sat, weaving a spell one evening late!

Choices:
A. spells
B. wash
C. missing legs
D. shade
E. toadstool

Answer: E


I cut through evil   like a double edged sword,   And chaos flees at my approach.    Balance I single-handedly upraise,   Through battles fought with heart and mind,   Instead of with my gaze.     What am I?

Choices:
A. seeing
B. justice
C. middle
D. conflict
E. judgement

Answer: B


Thousands lay up gold within this house, But no man made it.  Spears past counting guard this house, But no man wards it.

Choices:
A. homeless
B. beehive
C. nasal
D. woman
E. bedroom window

Answer: B


Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands.  Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold.     By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.     What am I?

Choices:
A. flight
B. group
C. support
D. beehive
E. gather

Answer: D


I am good at concealing what's real and hide what's true. Sometime, I bring out the courage in you!What am I?

Choices:
A. lift
B. coin
C. occult
D. shroud
E. makeup

Answer: E


An open ended barrel, I am shaped like a hive.  I am filled with the flesh, and the flesh is alive! What am I?

Choices:
A. organization
B. structure
C. rosebud
D. thimble
E. step

Answer: D


Break me and i am better, immediately set and harder to be broken again what am i ??

Choices:
A. record
B. article
C. structure
D. statement
E. scale

Answer: A


I ate one and threw away two.  What is it?

Choices:
A. throws
B. oyster
C. receptacles
D. meal
E. launch

Answer: B


Slayer of regrets, old and new, sought by many, found by few.  What am I?

Choices:
A. sanitarium
B. shilling
C. liberty
D. spanking
E. redemption

Answer: E


I bind it and it walks.  I loose it and it stops.

Choices:
A. slip
B. compromise
C. sandal
D. perambulation
E. beat

Answer: C


We travel much, yet prisoners are, and close confined to boot.  Yet with any horse, we will keep the pace, and will always go on foot.  What are they?

Choices:
A. ski boot
B. heels
C. spurs
D. remove
E. gum boot

Answer: C


There is a creature of God whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head.

Choices:
A. purpose
B. predestination
C. chisel
D. lift
E. act of god

Answer: C


The more of these you take, the more appear behind you.  What am I?

Choices:
A. come
B. fulminate
C. autumnal equinox
D. appearance
E. steps

Answer: E


A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes.   How long does it take to run out of pills?

Choices:
A. support
B. waiting room
C. minute gun
D. one hour
E. note

Answer: D


How many 9's are there between 1 and 100?

Choices:
A. 20
B. hundred
C. magic number
D. pentagon
E. hippocrates

Answer: A


David's mom had four kids.  The first one was a boy named Jimmy.  The second one was a girl named Sammy.  The third was a boy named Chris.  The fourth one was a boy.  What was his name?

Choices:
A. david
B. urchin
C. cupcake
D. forename
E. chinese

Answer: A


David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?

Choices:
A. hit
B. great grandson
C. david
D. paternity test
E. crackleware

Answer: C


The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them.  What are they?

Choices:
A. squash
B. horse
C. grapes
D. pie
E. shells

Answer: C


When young, I am sweet in the sun.  When middle-aged, I can help to make you healthy.  When old, I am valued more than ever What am I?

Choices:
A. soda
B. serve
C. chewing gum
D. state
E. grapes

Answer: E


All men take off their hats to one person.  Who is this person?

Choices:
A. crowd
B. detective
C. barber
D. commentator
E. weasel

Answer: C


A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard.   Who is this man?

Choices:
A. gray
B. camp
C. donor
D. barber
E. metric

Answer: D


There's a butcher and he's 6" 2 and his wife is 5" 3.  His wife weighs 160lbs.  What does the butcher weigh?

Choices:
A. seller
B. meat
C. heifer
D. flora
E. dutch

Answer: B


Tom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes.  What does he weigh?

Choices:
A. exchange
B. invertebrate
C. cafe
D. meat
E. outerwear

Answer: D


The sun weight mesures 300,000 times as much as earth's, what would it weigh if it were a clerk in a butcher shop?

Choices:
A. salesman
B. cuts
C. buy
D. meat
E. arcade

Answer: D


there is a butcher that is five foot five(5. 5). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . what does he wiegh???

Choices:
A. bill
B. bought food
C. beef
D. meat
E. scale

Answer: D


a butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall.   what does he weigh???

Choices:
A. single
B. beef
C. bill
D. meat
E. dress

Answer: D


What's long, different colors, make you feel like your in heaven, and is inserted somewhere?

Choices:
A. achromatism
B. rainbow
C. island
D. stroke
E. soup

Answer: B


I am the only bowyoucannot tie.  What am I?

Choices:
A. ties
B. neckerchief
C. Bows and Arrows
D. string tie
E. rainbow

Answer: E


it is light;but its to high to touch,it is colourful too!!

Choices:
A. fountain
B. rainbow
C. low
D. air mass
E. elation

Answer: B


im blue not black im red not grey im yellow not brown im green not gold what am i?

Choices:
A. world
B. salt
C. skies
D. rainbow
E. blue shield

Answer: D


Choices:
A. latter
B. rainbow
C. lineman
D. railhead
E. stories

Answer: B


I spend most of my day eating white.  When I am quick enough, I get rewarded with fruit and somethings blue.  In a dark room with blue walls, I run from the ghost that roam the halls.  What am I?

Choices:
A. groundhog day
B. wedding day
C. niceness
D. pacman
E. cockpit

Answer: D


I am a delicious way of representing data.  What am I?

Choices:
A. set of facts
B. set of questions
C. pie chart
D. scale
E. route

Answer: C


I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high.  After I go in, everything becomes tight.  What am I?

Choices:
A. projection
B. screw
C. amsterdam
D. headphone
E. headship

Answer: B


I eat as you turn me,  my blade cutting wood,   when I am full,  empty me you should.     What am I?

Choices:
A. carpentry
B. gouge
C. slicing
D. sharpener
E. mycophage

Answer: D


I am only useful  When I am full,  Yet I am always  Full of holes.

Choices:
A. sponge
B. rabbits
C. bitstock
D. riddle
E. cakehole

Answer: A


what has holes in it but, can contain water

Choices:
A. spit
B. abyss
C. sponge
D. submarines
E. dry cleaning

Answer: C


i AM A SQUARE   PEOPLE BY ME AT THE STORE  THEY WASH DISHES WITH ME

Choices:
A. sponge
B. washup
C. flats
D. bone
E. washing

Answer: A


Choices:
A. drop
B. slime
C. solder
D. sapsago
E. sponge

Answer: E


In the ocean I live, but one touch of dry land for me, I die.   What am I?

Choices:
A. parcellation
B. nerve
C. churchyard
D. firm
E. sponge

Answer: E


I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes.  I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes.  What am I?

Choices:
A. array
B. cotton
C. clothes hanger
D. on a ladder
E. wool

Answer: C


I can be simple or I can be complex.  I can be found in this riddle or in everyday life.  I can be shapes or even colors.  What am I?

Choices:
A. junk
B. complexities
C. pattern
D. judge
E. monosaccharide

Answer: C


What is it that when   you take away the whole,   you still have some left over?

Choices:
A. asking
B. wholesome
C. integral
D. neglect
E. permit

Answer: B


I have hands that wave at you,  Though I never say goodbye.   It's cool for you to be with me,  Especially when I say, "HI. "  What am I?

Choices:
A. cotton
B. cream
C. refrigeration
D. telephones
E. electric fan

Answer: E


Hide me from your parents if you have done bad academically this year.  What am I?

Choices:
A. debt
B. organization
C. report card
D. tannery
E. helium tank

Answer: C


I get paid to shoot people, then blow them up.  What am I?

Choices:
A. shooting gallery
B. security personnel
C. judge
D. janitors
E. photographer

Answer: E


Choices:
A. hit
B. paw
C. mosquito bite
D. nail polish
E. eyebrows

Answer: D


Choices:
A. spill
B. red guard
C. blood bank
D. burn victim
E. well

Answer: C


I save lives on the ground and in the air.  What am I?

Choices:
A. terrace
B. stadium
C. mammoth
D. gases
E. seat belt

Answer: E


I was born before my father  Married my sister.   And stood at my mother's grave.

Choices:
A. booth
B. fatherliness
C. priest
D. authority
E. married

Answer: C


that person has been married many women, but he had never been married.      WHO IS HE?

Choices:
A. labor
B. anchorperson
C. liver
D. priest
E. persons

Answer: D


I moan, I groan, I chase after you.  I never seem to rest.  Time's up for you.  What am I?

Choices:
A. hangover
B. story
C. reading
D. estate
E. children

Answer: E


Although it sounds like I work on a transportation device, I actually work in a restaurant.  What am I?

Choices:
A. busboy
B. patron
C. transport
D. conductor
E. hostess

Answer: A


I am one small little piece of paper, yet sometimes hold lots of value.  I am all you need to get in to big events, but will cost you.  I am an important part of travel.  And if lost, you're not coming.  What am I?

Choices:
A. credit
B. take
C. highlighting
D. plane
E. ticket

Answer: E


I am the only organ in the human body that gave itself it's own name.  What am I?

Choices:
A. barrel organ
B. soul
C. brain
D. cavity
E. ectomorph

Answer: C


I have billions of eyes, but I live in darkness.  I have millions of ears, but have only four looms.  I have no muscle and has two hemispheres.   What am I?

Choices:
A. ear
B. brain
C. leg
D. liver
E. skeletal muscle

Answer: B


What works on day and sleeps at night  It stays inside and has no light???

Choices:
A. fisherman
B. bullet
C. brain
D. feel
E. characteristic

Answer: C


what can be smart and dumb too,it is also very near you,it is weird and cool too,it can be feared and it needs no fuel, what am i?

Choices:
A. simple
B. brain
C. captain
D. thing
E. mental illness

Answer: B


whats red and pink and has tunnels of life flowing through the uneven rigids and is above the rest of its attachment?

Choices:
A. redhead
B. take
C. creature
D. mouse
E. brain

Answer: E


I am a candy that looks like a shepherd's staff.  What am I?

Choices:
A. silver
B. leg
C. candy cane
D. Helpful
E. step

Answer: C


Find me on body builders or in the drink aisle.  What am I?

Choices:
A. spot
B. cocktails
C. six pack
D. poison
E. leadership

Answer: C


I can alter the actions of a king, and leave puzzled the greatest of philosophers.   What am I?

Choices:
A. woman
B. chessman
C. travel
D. canine
E. bishop

Answer: A


The last man on Earth received a phone call, who was the caller?

Choices:
A. black
B. straw man
C. woman
D. signore
E. best man

Answer: C


What kind of man usually wears makeup, has long hair, and wears high heels?

Choices:
A. woman
B. story
C. priest
D. old boy
E. black man

Answer: A


They belong to me, they belong to you, they can make you feel happy or make you feel blue, they never end until the day you do?

Choices:
A. flame
B. memory
C. woman
D. pole
E. thoughts

Answer: E


Kings and Queens may cling to power, and the Jesters got his call.  But as you may discover the common one out ranks them all.   What is It?

Choices:
A. card
B. drake
C. distinction
D. cube
E. ace

Answer: E


A strange attraction compels me to hold your things most dear, yet I know it not, and feel no warmth in my holding.  My brothers and I stick close together until one faces me, and then is pushed away.

Choices:
A. clock
B. magnet
C. product
D. spar
E. item

Answer: B


i come in many shapes and sized, many colors and i stick to many surfaces, but i am in fact not sticky at all.  What am i?

Choices:
A. witness
B. cars
C. magnet
D. set
E. opinion

Answer: C


What is weightless but takes two people to hold it?

Choices:
A. friendship
B. need
C. filming
D. touching
E. monk

Answer: A


I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves.  I am not built by tool, but built by hearts and minds.  What am I?

Choices:
A. friendship
B. human activity
C. blackjack
D. catheter
E. like

Answer: A


Choices:
A. creativity
B. cruise
C. friendship
D. taste
E. risk

Answer: C


I am something you want, but you cannot buy me.  If Iâ€™m strong enough, then I will last forever.  What am I?

Choices:
A. blow
B. personification
C. bombproof
D. friendship
E. quantity

Answer: D


what is somthing 2 people can share,but one can not have?

Choices:
A. two people
B. blood brother
C. friendship
D. member
E. record

Answer: C


what walkes on four legs in the past,two in the present and 3 in the futcha

Choices:
A. beanbag
B. furniture
C. ability
D. human
E. state

Answer: D


I have two legs and can go in water and land what am I?

Choices:
A. hot water
B. fowl
C. horse
D. human
E. use

Answer: D


i have one voice.  when im young i walk n 4 when im older i walk on 2 when im young i walk on 3.  im slowest on 3 what am I?

Choices:
A. best
B. orphan
C. human
D. senior
E. can walk

Answer: C


im a scientis  im going to invent a creature so evil cruel and unusual   what did i create?

Choices:
A. general
B. perversity
C. give
D. human
E. best

Answer: D


I walk on Four legges in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening.   what am i?

Choices:
A. human
B. cot
C. vertebra
D. use
E. good day

Answer: A


My first half means container.  Not a lot of people understand my language.  What am I?

Choices:
A. archaist
B. sabbatical year
C. bin liner
D. binary
E. code

Answer: D


I make a living following the wealthy and beautiful.  What am I?

Choices:
A. lily
B. paparazzi
C. dormitory
D. Seeking revenge
E. moneybags

Answer: B


This falls from the mouths of babies and homer simpson when he sees doughnuts

Choices:
A. drool
B. soft palate
C. lip
D. filling
E. taste buds

Answer: A


I am the hardest thing to create and maintane but I am very easily broken what am I?

Choices:
A. love
B. creature
C. complex
D. necessity
E. bone

Answer: A


What I want is what I hate  Why you give is why i wait  Those who quit are naught but fools  Those who try are bound to lose  To own me you must set me free  And tell the truth yet lie to me  The secret is as clear as day  yet dark as night, so now let's play. . . .

Choices:
A. doll
B. love
C. wage war
D. buy
E. misoneism

Answer: B


seven hearts the journey will make and seven ways the heart will break flesh and bones and pooring rain come to me and il suck your brain. whatam i

Choices:
A. intuition
B. sensation
C. love
D. spite
E. coronary artery

Answer: C


I can make you happy  I can make you sad  I can last and last  Or I can fade away with time  I can set you free  Or lock you up  I can be mistaken  And taken also I can bring people together or split them apart.

Choices:
A. fang
B. love
C. mutate
D. take shape
E. dinners

Answer: B


Men can carry me to their grave, though i never truely die.  I live in happiness, through people who know me.  Some never find me, others get children from me, yet most men look for me, instead they find someone else.  What Am I?

Choices:
A. human race
B. love
C. woman
D. meet people
E. unit

Answer: B


Choices:
A. crane
B. birds
C. bird of paradise
D. flock
E. bird of jove

Answer: A


I have a long neck,   I'm  named after a bird,   I Feed on cargo of ships  I'm  not alive    What am I ?

Choices:
A. aquatic bird
B. rare bird
C. bird watcher
D. birdbath
E. crane

Answer: E


I am the ruler of shovels  I have a double  I am as thin as a knife  I have a wife  What am I?

Choices:
A. woman
B. card
C. king of spades
D. winning
E. empire

Answer: C


I only have one entrance, but you can come out with three exits.  What am I?

Choices:
A. blouse
B. coming
C. manet
D. faithful
E. demand

Answer: A


When there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest.  But when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest.  What am I?

Choices:
A. tick
B. entomology
C. birds
D. geese
E. butterfly

Answer: E


I get hurt when im in your hands, but am known to cause hurricanes.

Choices:
A. delicate
B. butterfly
C. leaf
D. wears
E. quality

Answer: B


If you take some butter and throw it towards the sky what will you say?

Choices:
A. melt in mouth
B. becomes bread
C. geese
D. butterfly
E. airplanes

Answer: D


A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky.   Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing.   What am I?

Choices:
A. ala
B. flying
C. abstraction
D. butterfly
E. birds

Answer: D


Although my name suggests, I am not a dairy product.   I am always drunk but neither wine, beer or spirits have I drunk;  My life begins without wings, but later I turn to flight.   What am I?

Choices:
A. airplanes
B. butterfly
C. projectile
D. note
E. hangover

Answer: B


My voice rises above the din,  Sometimes catching all unaware.   I never ask questions,  yet get many answers.

Choices:
A. music
B. doorbell
C. dress
D. sprechgesang
E. tenor

Answer: B


What never asks questions but is always answered.  What am I?

Choices:
A. doorbell
B. asker
C. clue
D. be
E. allocution

Answer: A


I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous.  And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous.  What am I?

Choices:
A. tool
B. stairs
C. printer
D. vacuum cleaner
E. room

Answer: D


I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business.  Can you name me?

Choices:
A. spill water
B. spill gasoline
C. geese
D. stars
E. vacuum cleaner

Answer: E


Choices:
A. fibula
B. chair
C. tibial vein
D. peroneal vein
E. use

Answer: B


I stand all day ,     On my four equal legs.      I cant sit ,     But i help others to rest.       Every house i am there,     But no one thinks me to be a scare.       Even if a big bumble bee sting,     It wont worry me as i'm not a livng thing.       All people use me ,      Yes the do.      I can be any color,     Even blue.

Choices:
A. police
B. movie stars
C. insects
D. chair
E. emotions

Answer: D


I have four legs and somtimes two arms.  All of my people have the same basic shape but we come in many sizes and colors.  What am I?

Choices:
A. ham hock
B. forth
C. chair
D. shopping center
E. writing arm

Answer: C


I HAVE FOUR LEGS BUT CANNOT RUN AND I HAVE TWO ARMS BUT I CANNOT GRAB.  WHAT AM I?

Choices:
A. chair
B. arming
C. wax
D. stamina
E. taxidermy

Answer: A


I have legs but walk not   A strong back but work not   Two good arms but reach not   A seat but sit and tarry not  What am I?

Choices:
A. toilet bowl
B. company
C. chair
D. price floor
E. being

Answer: C


When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark.   What am I?

Choices:
A. south pole
B. place
C. memory
D. light switch
E. lead

Answer: D


I am seen in the water   If seen in the sky,   I am in the rainbow,   A jay's feather,   And lapis lazuli.

Choices:
A. blue
B. water shrew
C. water table
D. water polo
E. water ski

Answer: A


Choices:
A. blimp
B. blue
C. part
D. planets
E. photo

Answer: B


He has one and a person has two,  a citizen has three and a human being has four,  a personality has five and an inhabitant of earth has six.  What am I?

Choices:
A. insects
B. character
C. syllables
D. u
E. owner

Answer: C


Choices:
A. steamroller
B. place
C. act
D. today
E. egression

Answer: D


If Tomorrow is Yesterday, and Yesterday is Tomorrow, What is Today?

Choices:
A. era
B. yesteryear
C. today
D. yesterdays
E. tomorrows

Answer: C


Choices:
A. a car
B. vaccination
C. break
D. rush
E. your picture

Answer: E


Five men were eating apples, a finished before B, but behind C.  D finished before E, but behind B.  What was the finishing order?

Choices:
A. cabde
B. selection
C. taking
D. mandator
E. crewman

Answer: A


What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?

Choices:
A. windows
B. audience
C. dolls
D. gatehouse
E. houseboat

Answer: A


What relation to you would be your father's sister's sister in law be to you?

Choices:
A. pater
B. rule
C. your mother
D. fathers
E. dad

Answer: C


I give birth every day, I am loved by all, I get abused every day and im what people think about for 1 night.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. title
B. fatherland
C. thinking
D. motherhood
E. your mother

Answer: E


What is the tree that we all carry in our hand?

Choices:
A. palm
B. bo tree
C. limb
D. picnic
E. presents

Answer: A


It has a miss in it  an is and you sip it what is it?

Choices:
A. missing person's hand
B. kept woman
C. mississippi
D. near miss
E. unmarried woman

Answer: C


Choices:
A. bowline
B. mississippi
C. pairs
D. eyewash
E. member

Answer: B


Choices:
A. mississippi
B. bolo
C. slant
D. see
E. optic

Answer: A


what has four eyes and no legs and tail?

Choices:
A. needs
B. come
C. journey
D. mississippi
E. version

Answer: D


em eye crooked crooked eye crooked crooked eye pea pea eye

Choices:
A. bracket
B. brow
C. mississippi
D. cornea
E. external organ

Answer: C


I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.  What am I?

Choices:
A. client
B. act
C. files
D. pencil lead
E. sack

Answer: D


I have a little house in which I live all alone.  It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall.  What am I?

Choices:
A. bone
B. pictures
C. structure
D. chick in an egg
E. feature

Answer: D


I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding.    When I'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me.  For most animals I am a useful tool.  What am I?

Choices:
A. dogs
B. exodontist
C. graze
D. taste
E. tooth

Answer: E


I have a thousand needles but I do not sew.   What am I?

Choices:
A. porcupine
B. hay
C. has
D. sewing room
E. sempstress

Answer: A


Choices:
A. gooses
B. coral snake
C. ability
D. manner
E. mongoose

Answer: E


What has the size of a cat, feet like a cat, and a head of a cat that is not a cat.

Choices:
A. kitten
B. machine
C. felidae
D. headboard
E. laurel

Answer: A


Tool of thief, toy of queen.  Always used to be unseen.  Sign of joy, sign of sorrow.  Giving all likeness borrowed.  What am I?

Choices:
A. applicator
B. mask
C. ken
D. room
E. directions

Answer: B


I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens.  I'm found in the paws of playful kittens.  What am I?

Choices:
A. hit
B. mittens
C. garter
D. austria
E. yarn

Answer: E


I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me.  I don't stop until the day you die.  What am I?

Choices:
A. turn
B. straightness
C. peep
D. blink of an eye
E. lips

Answer: D


Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot.  For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea.  Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme? What am I?

Choices:
A. valence
B. im knowledge
C. racket
D. thinking
E. unexpectedly

Answer: B


I am a stain in your memories, many times you question me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. terminal
B. your past
C. timetable
D. stain on ground
E. recent

Answer: B


I can fill a room or just one heart.  Others can have me, but I can't be shared.  What am I?

Choices:
A. segment
B. yard
C. loneliness
D. cardiologist
E. given

Answer: C


Spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I'm something you hate.   What am I?

Choices:
A. northwards
B. violence
C. live
D. retreat
E. vernacular

Answer: C


A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky.   Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing.     What am I?

Choices:
A. enemy
B. fluttering in the wind
C. geese
D. plane
E. butterfly delicate and unique

Answer: E


I fit in with other people, but I can not talk.  I create pictures, but I can not see.  What am I?

Choices:
A. rule
B. puzzle piece
C. royal
D. act
E. gather

Answer: B


I am 1 thing.  Without me it will be incomplete.  Make sure I fit.  What am I?

Choices:
A. independent
B. puzzle piece
C. puppy
D. machine
E. ana

Answer: B


With pointed fangs it sits in wait,   With piercing force its doles out fate,   Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,   Eternally joining in a single bite.    What am I?

Choices:
A. im a stapler
B. poison
C. sufferer
D. eternity
E. committee

Answer: A


They fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way.  What am I?

Choices:
A. passage
B. shaft
C. pedestrian
D. mailbox
E. leisure

Answer: D


a hill full a hole full beat you can't catch a bowl full

Choices:
A. soup
B. sphere
C. landmass
D. basin
E. fog

Answer: E


The more there is the less you see.  What is it?

Choices:
A. sparse
B. slimy
C. fog
D. goes
E. airplanes

Answer: C


What goes up but floats? You can go through it, but cannot hear it? What is it?

Choices:
A. iceberg
B. acoustic
C. grant
D. flop
E. fog

Answer: E


It can be made many different ways.  Wars have been started over it.  Almost every country has had this at one point, and you probably have too.  It can be as hotter than 100 degrees and colder than ice.  It is still used, no matter what temperature it is.  What is it?

Choices:
A. specific
B. mouse
C. tea
D. activity
E. drinks

Answer: C


First I am dried, then I am wet; The longer I swim, the more taste you get.   What am I?

Choices:
A. rice
B. soup
C. activity
D. salt
E. tea

Answer: E


I'm a famous drink that a lot of people like  When there's no coffee for delight  I'm a national drink  that usually comes with a treat  So now try to guess what I may be.

Choices:
A. coffeecake
B. national park
C. KNOWN
D. cup of joe
E. tea

Answer: E


Double my number, I'm less than a score, half of my number is less than four.  Add one to my double when bakers are near, days of the week are still greater, I fear.   What am I?

Choices:
A. post
B. card
C. number six
D. divorce
E. counting

Answer: C


I'm under your face, I'm outside your mind; A biological case, Pressure brings pain sometimes.  What am I?

Choices:
A. their head
B. brainpan
C. cheek
D. feature
E. your skull

Answer: E


You speak to me,  But you are talking to someone else,  What am I?

Choices:
A. jargon
B. sound
C. drawl
D. microphone
E. prayer

Answer: D


I say everything I hear to others around.    I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.    I will, immediately, repeat after you;   But only if my tail is in place.    What am I?

Choices:
A. audience
B. microphone
C. report
D. harp
E. travel

Answer: B


Only two back bones and a thousand ribs.  What am I?

Choices:
A. makes
B. hip pocket
C. railroad track
D. decalcification
E. anvil

Answer: C


Late afternoons I often bathe.   I'll soak in water piping hot.   My essence goes through my see through clothes.   Used up am I; I've gone to pot.   What am I?

Choices:
A. cleaning
B. am I a witch
C. place
D. pots
E. im a tea bag

Answer: E


I'm tall and twisted; Narrow and fast; I'm there for a moment, But my devastation lasts.  What am I?

Choices:
A. aaa
B. weight unit
C. tornado
D. cars
E. computers

Answer: C


Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change.   What am I?

Choices:
A. cry
B. sound
C. pupil of an eye
D. iris
E. reading

Answer: C


I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left.  What am I?

Choices:
A. your reflection in a mirror
B. doll
C. your own
D. their face
E. side

Answer: A


I can be long, or I can be short.  I can be grown, and I can be bought.  I can be painted, or left bare.  I can be round, or square.  What am I?

Choices:
A. tool
B. company
C. your fingernails
D. finger paint
E. root

Answer: C


I make you weak at the worst of all times.  I keep you safe, I keep you fine.  I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.  What am I?

Choices:
A. weaken
B. status
C. your fears
D. single
E. culture

Answer: C


Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws.  Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.  What am I?

Choices:
A. pierce
B. construction paper
C. bullet
D. looking at
E. shears or scissors

Answer: E


I am the oppisite of the somthing big              But i am not the shiny moon               I am similar to lark              But thats not a word               You cannot touch me                   nor feel but            I somtimes makeyouscared                    What am i?

Choices:
A. tap
B. dark
C. lovers
D. shy
E. landmark

Answer: B


It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,   Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.    It lies behind stars and under hills,            And empty holes it fills.    It comes first and follows after,   Ends life, kills laughter.

Choices:
A. hydrogen
B. record
C. countersink
D. dark
E. way

Answer: D


What can not be seen.  can not be felt can not be heard or smelt.  it lies behind rocks and rills under mountains and hills

Choices:
A. item
B. dark
C. ottawa
D. wear
E. insects

Answer: B


Duels of good and evil,   A fighter of good am I,   Revealed beside watched words,   King of the black night sky.      What am I ?

Choices:
A. nights
B. dark
C. seeing
D. ass
E. night court

Answer: B


I can't be seen, found, heard or smelled.  I lie behind stars and under hills, I fill empty holes, come first and follow after.  What am I?

Choices:
A. perforation
B. hawse
C. story
D. dark
E. put

Answer: D


Large as a mountain, small as a pea,   Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.    What am I?

Choices:
A. macrencephaly
B. ruff
C. canyon
D. infinite
E. asteroids

Answer: E


Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock.  Where learning occurs, I help convey thought.  What am I?

Choices:
A. thoth
B. pluto
C. blackboardchalkboard
D. gibraltar
E. urethane

Answer: C


I'm blue at day and black at night; I do contain some creatures born and died.  What am I?

Choices:
A. boots
B. sea water
C. blue pike
D. piano
E. support

Answer: B


I have endless make-overs but I never know my look.  I can make any dull room bright.  What am I?

Choices:
A. back room
B. painted wall
C. bath
D. covering
E. beauty pageant

Answer: B


I am a word of three syllables, each of which is a word; my first is an article in common use; my second, an animal of uncommon intelligence; my third, though not an animal, is used in carrying burdens.  My whole is a useful art.  What am I?

Choices:
A. penmanship
B. somewhere
C. intaglio
D. hamster
E. pinfold

Answer: A


I herald the darkness which descends on all creatures;   You will know my approach by moans and wracked features.    I visit the hippo, hyena, and horse,  But never go near snails and spiders, of course.    I would circle the glove, leaping one to the other,  Should all the world's people ever clasp hands together.    What am I?

Choices:
A. starter
B. conceptualization
C. yawn
D. mexicans
E. livestock

Answer: C


I am black of eye and bright of hair.  I fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world.  What am I?

Choices:
A. im a sunflower
B. rule
C. transcendence
D. outdoors
E. mechanism

Answer: A


I am the tool, for inspiring many.  Buy me in the store, for not much more than a penny.  Don't overuse me, or my usefulness will go, what am I? Do you know?

Choices:
A. inkpen
B. vinyl
C. forceps
D. awl
E. level

Answer: A


I'm pleasing to the eye   A tool for many absent of mind   A tapestry of fickle lies   Blind to even the most pensive spies   I'm often the breeder of fervent lust   But I am by far one you shouldn't trust.    What am I?

Choices:
A. feature
B. colour
C. field of view
D. appearance
E. eyebrow

Answer: D


My first is in wield, sever bones and marrow.    My second is in blade, forged in cold steel.    My third is in arbalest, and also in arrows.    My fourth is in power, plunged through a shield.    My fifth is in honour, and also in vows   My last will put an end to it all.     What am I?

Choices:
A. chuck
B. penknife
C. weapon
D. razorblade
E. chapter

Answer: C


My head and tail both equal are,  My middle slender as a bee.   Whether I stand on head or heel  Is quite the same to you or me.   But if my head should be cut off,  The matter's true, though passing strange  Directly I to nothing change.   What Am I?

Choices:
A. figure eight
B. three legs
C. shade
D. breaking
E. orchard

Answer: A


You use me for my name, I'm not a breeze to tame, I'm fastest when I'm full and when it's cheap it sounds the same.  You'll spot a nest near me (although I'm not a tree), the sea is fore, the sea is aft, it's all around, you see.   What am I?

Choices:
A. sail
B. high grass
C. waves
D. oceans
E. cutter

Answer: A


Part carbon, part water, I am poison to the fishes.    Many have falsely claimed my name, for I am the pause that refreshes.    What am I?

Choices:
A. soda pop
B. drinkable
C. highwater
D. water hole
E. black gold

Answer: A


From house to house he goes,  A messenger small and slight.   And whether it rains or snows,  He sleeps outside at night.   What am I?

Choices:
A. apple tree
B. ski
C. street or road
D. traveler
E. gazelle

Answer: C


I'm done to boats, to cargo, to loads; When indoors I'm, in a way, a narrow road.  What am I?

Choices:
A. haul  hall
B. cargo ship
C. interior
D. passage
E. journey

Answer: A


I am served at a table,  In gatherings of two or four.   Served small, white and round.   You'll love some,  And that's part of the fun.   What am I?

Choices:
A. mark
B. four person table
C. cloth
D. catch
E. pingpong balls

Answer: E


I am at the beginning of all things.   I am at the end of eternity.   There is but one path from my beginning to my end.   My whole embodies indifference.   What am I?

Choices:
A. boardwalk
B. apathy
C. endings
D. detachment
E. phlegm

Answer: B


My dress is tranquil when I tread the earth,  or dwell at home, or drift on the water.   Sometimes my wings and this wide sky  lift me over the dwellings of men,  and then strong clouds carry me  over the people.  My ornaments  echo loudly and melodiously,  Illustriously sing when I am not near  the earth and stream, a sailing spirit.   What am I?

Choices:
A. performance
B. sweeping
C. flock
D. swan
E. pennon

Answer: D


I'm done with a hand, one at a time; A motion to make words, but not to make lines; I'm known as correct, and as a way, in a way; And even if you don't take me away, none of me would be left.  What am I?

Choices:
A. precession
B. writeright
C. department
D. timework
E. leisure

Answer: B


I am, in truth, a yellow fork From tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropped The awful cutlery.  Of mansions never quite disclosed And never quite concealed The apparatus of the dark To ignorance revealed.

Choices:
A. table knife
B. lightning emily dickinson
C. lighting
D. above
E. banquet hall

Answer: B


Adored by few,   Feared and hated by many.    Mistress of the entire universal reason,   Master in the art of numbers.    Some may have solved many of your mysteries,   But there still much of them to find.   What are they?

Choices:
A. limit
B. thirty
C. root
D. quantity
E. mathematics

Answer: E


I give you a group of three.  One is sitting down, and will never get up.  The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry.  The third goes away and never returns.

Choices:
A. note
B. caste
C. absolute zero
D. retreat
E. stove fire and smoke

Answer: E


I have two rings.  I move by request.   If the mixture is not right, I just sit at rest.   What am I?

Choices:
A. morality
B. epitaph
C. piston
D. standing order
E. suffragette

Answer: C


I am filled with hotness.    I don't mind how hot water is.     What am I?

Choices:
A. minnow
B. hot shower
C. succulent
D. hot water bottle
E. iceberg

Answer: D


My first is not bent around.    My second means "lift her up"   or "cut her to the ground. "   What am I?

Choices:
A. buy her food
B. straight razor
C. cut hair
D. scission
E. throw

Answer: B


Black and Blue.  Red and Green.  Yellow and Blue.  Green and Grey.  I am all colours.  You can try to get close to me, but you can't escape my vision.  If you get greedy, you will try to take your colours for yourself, but before you know it, I will be eating you for lunch.  What am I?

Choices:
A. yard
B. chameleon
C. cream
D. shade
E. louisiana

Answer: B


Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons.  All other vegetables must be replanted every year.  What are the only two perennial vegetables?

Choices:
A. asparagus and rhubarb
B. making
C. birds
D. egg
E. root cellar

Answer: A


You will find me with four legs, but no hair.   People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere.   Without needing to be tugged, jerked or turned on,  I always manage to be ready for work.   What am I?

Choices:
A. toil
B. stapler
C. women
D. desk
E. ribbon

Answer: D


Close to the words of life stay I, But I wither, wane, and dry.  What am I?

Choices:
A. biblepressed flower
B. surface
C. ending soon
D. becoming
E. board game

Answer: A


I sound a color, But that's the old me; I grow near the water; I'm what your doing.  What am I?

Choices:
A. readreed
B. blonde
C. mutter
D. rush
E. chemical compound

Answer: A


I exist, but have no material form.  I am made of numbers, but appear square.  I build upon other of my own, but do not topple down.  I sit still and do nothing, but I'm still useful.  What am I?

Choices:
A. minecraft blocks
B. file
C. surface
D. dish
E. forge

Answer: A


Pregnant every time you see her,   yet she never will give birth.   What is she?

Choices:
A. story
B. birthplace
C. crystal
D. months
E. full moon

Answer: E


Choices:
A. pianist
B. upright piano
C. accordion
D. blues band
E. drum

Answer: B


I can kill people, but without me there would be no people.    I was born long ago and will someday die.    I can cause fire and am a magician with water.    I have more brothers than any person.    There is very little that can stop me.     What am I?

Choices:
A. friends
B. cells
C. transfer
D. celestial body
E. cola

Answer: D


What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Choices:
A. brain coral
B. platypus
C. segmented worm
D. ectoderm
E. shark

Answer: B


One way I'm loose, one way I'm tight; Out with left, in with right.  What am I?

Choices:
A. cabotage
B. true
C. screwscrewdriver
D. entree
E. midway

Answer: C


I'm sometimes white,   Although sometimes I'm black.    I take you there,   But never bring you back.  What am I?

Choices:
A. white lie
B. shade
C. im a hearse
D. hockey puck
E. put

Answer: C


I'm usually slimmy and sticky, Soft but bummpy, Bright and dull, I love to eat what bugs me and sometimes I live in a hole. . . . . . what am I?

Choices:
A. frog
B. poison
C. anemone
D. duck
E. hideous

Answer: A


I have four legs but no tail.  Usually I am heard only at night.  What am I?

Choices:
A. mouse
B. frog
C. breaststroke
D. gambrel
E. nyctophobia

Answer: B


When it was young, it had a tail.  When it grew up, it had knees.

Choices:
A. frog
B. leaf
C. bracket
D. platypus
E. bobtail

Answer: A


I have four legs and am covered withe spots but I also go in the water and can go back on land.  what am I?

Choices:
A. frog
B. anemone
C. horsepond
D. fishing
E. fairway

Answer: A


I come in a cone but I am not food;  I will be skewed if you screw with my hue;  I come by the millions but you can probably only name a few.   What am I?

Choices:
A. yogurt
B. pears
C. cookfire
D. colors
E. foodstuff

Answer: D


We capture light, and yet we don't.    We reflect rays of sun, and yet we don't.    Without us all the world is gray and dull for everyone.    What are we?

Choices:
A. light microscope
B. neurons
C. wax
D. ferret
E. colors

Answer: E


I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels.  What am I?

Choices:
A. bacteria
B. float
C. drift
D. ride
E. ship dock

Answer: E


I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.  What am I?

Choices:
A. tick trap
B. nike symbol
C. chalk
D. room
E. tickle mark

Answer: B


Choices:
A. specific
B. sphinx
C. doormouse
D. orphan
E. broad

Answer: C


I am just two and two.  I am hot.  I am cold.  I am the parent of numbers that cannot be told.  I am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course.  I am given with pleasure when taken by force.   What am I?

Choices:
A. multiplied
B. comparison
C. im a kiss
D. head cold
E. oodles

Answer: C


Through me you see through things.  What am I?

Choices:
A. fictional character
B. xray machine
C. abstraction
D. place
E. silver

Answer: B


Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you.  What am I?

Choices:
A. apples
B. live long
C. louisiana
D. valentine
E. dog rose

Answer: D


My fleece is white as snow.  Everywhere that Mary goes, I go.  What am I?

Choices:
A. lamb
B. whitefly
C. sheepskin
D. nomadic
E. hail

Answer: A


A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.  What am I?

Choices:
A. vegetables
B. picnic
C. worms
D. nut
E. john

Answer: D


There's a place in the world where the wind blows south then suddenly north.  Where is it?

Choices:
A. sloth
B. ferret
C. winnow
D. camp david
E. south pole

Answer: E


Where is there is no south, west, nor east, and weather not fit for man or beast

Choices:
A. carolina
B. south pole
C. situation
D. north northeast
E. northeast

Answer: B


Our dinner guests cry that we are evil, when they notice their place in the meal.  But its no big deal why; we are just one big happy tribe! And we get reall fed up with people! Who, What or Are we?

Choices:
A. allocation
B. cannibals
C. heretics
D. Tribal
E. gobi desert

Answer: B


I'm a word that's hardly there.  Take away my start, and I'm an herbal flair.  What am I?

Choices:
A. phonetic alphabet
B. argument
C. sparsely no s  parsley
D. operator
E. logomachy

Answer: C


A woman who lives in new york legally married three men, she did not get divorce, get an enollment, or legally seperate.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. live in poverty
B. state
C. performance
D. she is a minister
E. lassie

Answer: D


I have a name, but it isn't my name.  My face shows signs of age.  I always mean the same thing, no matter what I say.  I'm born in mourning, and I last 'til the end of days.  Men plant me, but I never grow.  They run from me, but I never move.  They look at me and see their future, rotting in the fields where I bloom.  What am I?

Choices:
A. mentha longifolia
B. euterpe
C. tombstone
D. resident
E. aken

Answer: C


Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place.   An enduring summation, inscribed in my face.   What am I?

Choices:
A. comma
B. smother
C. stand
D. resuscitator
E. tombstone

Answer: E


The land was white the seed was black  It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that.  What am I?

Choices:
A. company
B. eye or eyeball
C. captain
D. reading
E. memory

Answer: B


My first is a creature whose breeding is unclear.   My second, a price you must pay.    My whole can be found in the river of Time and refers to events of today.   What am I?

Choices:
A. current
B. history
C. story
D. oil
E. delta

Answer: A


When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected.  In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected.  What am I?

Choices:
A. futility
B. poor alibi or excuse
C. give
D. second chances
E. proposal

Answer: B


In 1990, a person is 15 years old.  In 1995, that same person is 10 years old.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. state
B. sympathizer
C. grandee
D. because its 19951990 b c
E. latest

Answer: D


The eight of us go forth not back to protect our king from a foes attack.   What are we?

Choices:
A. chess pawns
B. kings
C. checker
D. capture
E. castling

Answer: A


Choices:
A. key
B. celestite
C. cartilage
D. spare ribs
E. osteopath

Answer: D


I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am I?

Choices:
A. tales
B. crib
C. geese
D. oleo oil
E. anteater

Answer: E


What animal is most likely to eat a relative?

Choices:
A. safari
B. agony column
C. wag
D. anteater
E. nibble

Answer: D


If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. stash
B. holograph
C. decision
D. sharer
E. seceret

Answer: E


I am neither a guest nor a trespasser in this place i belong that belongs to me where is it?

Choices:
A. camp
B. noise
C. home
D. riott
E. column

Answer: C


What is the least spoken language in the world?

Choices:
A. kindergarten class
B. mimesis
C. sign language
D. rhetoric
E. late latin

Answer: C


Choices:
A. community
B. rhetoric
C. sign language
D. edo
E. text

Answer: C


What has a head and a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Choices:
A. thinking
B. lodge
C. shade
D. swing
E. penny

Answer: E


Im small and sometimes wortheless I sit there and look times as you pass me by I can not move but I wish I can if im found its a good thing but only if I cant see you what am I?

Choices:
A. penny
B. free
C. well
D. key
E. room

Answer: A


Sunday was a dog.  The dog was brown. The cage was brown.  The dog saw a figure with a head,tail, brown but no legs.  What was the figure he saw?

Choices:
A. penny
B. ear
C. make
D. thinking
E. receipt

Answer: A


Choices:
A. desire
B. turkey because always stuffed
C. feast
D. hungriness
E. grumble

Answer: B


What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Choices:
A. sphere
B. garment
C. baseball player
D. spend time
E. catch ya later

Answer: E


Choices:
A. appendage
B. throw
C. walk
D. frisbee
E. catch food

Answer: C


What does a cat have that other animals do not have?

Choices:
A. breath in water
B. raccoon
C. kittens
D. beaver
E. mink

Answer: C


What is a mathematician's favorite dessert?

Choices:
A. statistician
B. pi
C. harp
D. creature
E. mould

Answer: B


Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling   In mystic force and magic spelling   Celestial sprites elucidate   All my own striving can't relate.   What am I?

Choices:
A. spell
B. tutor
C. ceremony
D. verse
E. pi

Answer: E


What does almost no one what, yet almost no one wants to lose?

Choices:
A. their job
B. one's parents
C. much
D. contest
E. relative

Answer: A


How can you make a car, a parrot, a refrigerator, and a TV liquid?

Choices:
A. sell them
B. vinyl
C. own objects
D. documentary
E. poison

Answer: A


If a dozen eggs cost 12 cents how much does 100 eggs cost?

Choices:
A. deflation
B. omelette
C. comes
D. one egg
E. 1 100 cents

Answer: E


Why did the coffee file a police report?

Choices:
A. caffein
B. it was mugged
C. bitterness
D. it's hot
E. coffee tastes better

Answer: B


Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Choices:
A. they would make more money
B. scissors
C. blond
D. blonde hair
E. blonde

Answer: A


What is the mistake in the the following question?

Choices:
A. screw
B. argument
C. b
D. pronounciation
E. word is repeated

Answer: E


What is the mistake in the the following list: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?

Choices:
A. table of contents
B. word is repeated
C. cotton
D. goof
E. invitation

Answer: B


Which kind of nuts are the softest nuts?

Choices:
A. blankets
B. smoothness
C. donuts
D. hulling
E. feeling

Answer: C


What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and eyes but can't see?

Choices:
A. dead bird
B. duck
C. plane
D. air unit
E. beetles

Answer: A


Choices:
A. pigment
B. mummy's bedroom
C. living room
D. use
E. saxophone

Answer: C


What room in your house do ghosts avoid?

Choices:
A. wax
B. Haunted house
C. substitute
D. living room
E. spa

Answer: D


wuts the safiest room in a haunted house?

Choices:
A. stairway
B. border
C. living room
D. seanad eireann
E. count noun

Answer: C


What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?

Choices:
A. spaces
B. steel
C. heavy
D. danger
E. living room

Answer: E


There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout  the journey.  But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left.  How is this  possible?

Choices:
A. scut
B. nun
C. religious person
D. they are all married
E. widow

Answer: D


a cruise ship is filled with people but yet there isn't a singal person on board HOW?

Choices:
A. nun
B. archaeologist
C. they are all married
D. bitter end
E. own land

Answer: C


You see a boat filled with people.  It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don't see a single person there.  Why?

Choices:
A. patriot
B. baffled
C. nun
D. breeder
E. they are all married

Answer: E


There are 10 people on a boat and nobody is below deck but not a single person is in sight.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. mina
B. john calvin
C. they are all married
D. island
E. celebrant

Answer: C


What goes in the water red, and comes out black?

Choices:
A. iron
B. bath
C. making
D. grey
E. steam

Answer: A


What is hard to find but easy to lose, worth more than gold but costs less than a penny?

Choices:
A. imaginary friend
B. science
C. friend
D. jewel
E. picker

Answer: C


What is a rich person's favorite type of nut?

Choices:
A. groundnut
B. cashew
C. seed
D. age of reason
E. nut and bolt

Answer: B


A king, queen and two twins all lay in a large room, yet there are no adults or children in the room.   How is that possible?

Choices:
A. they are all beds
B. three eyes
C. sleeping
D. double
E. hospital room

Answer: A


After you go through a fall I will take over.  All life will stall, or at least grow slower.  What am I?

Choices:
A. falls
B. come
C. yield
D. winter
E. activity

Answer: D


ravina tells karishma ,"your sister is the daughter of my mother's brother" .  how is karishma related to ravina's mother's brother?

Choices:
A. daughter
B. stepbrother
C. little brother
D. supermom
E. brethren

Answer: A


I am a mother's child and a father's child but nobody's son.  What am I?

Choices:
A. offspring
B. motherhood
C. daughter
D. dickinson
E. childhood

Answer: C


A one-seeded fruit I may be, but all of your calendars are full of me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. persimmon
B. docket
C. reference work
D. dates
E. hebrew calendar

Answer: D


What is it that even the most careful person always overlooks?

Choices:
A. closer
B. their nose
C. alla nazimova
D. ella fitzgerald
E. abator

Answer: B


Choices:
A. chance
B. state
C. marriage proposal
D. reply
E. are you asleep

Answer: E


What is the only question you can't answer yes too?

Choices:
A. pleading
B. remark
C. unable to answer
D. are you asleep
E. oracle

Answer: D


what question can you never say yes to you must always say no?

Choices:
A. yeses
B. item
C. questioning
D. are you asleep
E. answers

Answer: D


Choices:
A. item
B. needs
C. are you asleep
D. ion
E. phrase

Answer: C


What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

Choices:
A. what is the number four
B. what time is it
C. is it afternoon
D. counter
E. is it correct

Answer: B


How can you smell if you don't have a nose?

Choices:
A. breathing
B. clean clothes
C. dont take a shower
D. pliers
E. skunk

Answer: C


Which tire does not move when a car turns right?

Choices:
A. stabilizer bar
B. motel
C. rolling stock
D. lighter
E. spare tire

Answer: E


A dozen Royals gathered round,  Entertained by two who clowned.   Each King there had servants ten,  Though none of them were also men.   The lowest servant sometimes might,  Defeat the King in a fair fight.   A weapon stout, a priceless jewel,  The beat of life, a farmer's tool.    What are we talking about here folks?

Choices:
A. ink
B. king crab
C. artifact
D. deck of cards
E. bell

Answer: D


Choices:
A. keys
B. heartsease
C. deck of cards
D. organ bank
E. club

Answer: C


A guy has 367 apples.  You take away 34.  How many apples do you have?

Choices:
A. home away from home
B. pie
C. 378
D. baldwin
E. 34 because you took 34

Answer: E


Three men are on a boat.  The boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet.  Why?

Choices:
A. clock
B. third man was bald
C. own hair
D. water boy
E. relative

Answer: B


Choices:
A. locksmith shop
B. cabin
C. ranch
D. holiday
E. florida keys

Answer: E


Most people need it,  some ask for it, some give it, but almost nobody takes it.  What is it?

Choices:
A. lift
B. patients
C. plan
D. link
E. advice

Answer: E


What do you call a group of a dozen atoms?

Choices:
A. culture
B. dozen matter
C. press play
D. music
E. atomic energy

Answer: B


In what month of the year do people eat the least amount of food?

Choices:
A. yearly
B. thinking
C. february the shortest month
D. customers
E. food market

Answer: C


Choices:
A. chase
B. permanent
C. nap
D. curiosity
E. litter

Answer: D


I am sneaky and pesky and when I seek for truth it often gets me in trouble.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. capture
B. searching for
C. return
D. curiosity
E. scandal

Answer: D


Choices:
A. eminems
B. lollipop
C. lolly
D. nougat bar
E. rapper's house

Answer: A


Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

Choices:
A. santas
B. gang
C. setup
D. rudeolph
E. response

Answer: D


Choices:
A. chiffon cake
B. white
C. purl
D. frosted flakes
E. fructose

Answer: D


Choices:
A. grain
B. cereal bowl
C. bookmark
D. frosted flakes
E. favor

Answer: D


What kind of men are always above board?

Choices:
A. gin
B. signor
C. slate
D. chessmen
E. timber

Answer: D


I start off dry but come out wet.   I go in light and come out heavy.  What am I?

Choices:
A. forth
B. teabag
C. burden
D. optic
E. braid

Answer: B


It goes in dry.   It comes out wet.   The longer it stays in, the better it gets.   When it comes out,it drips and sags.   It's not what you think  It's a

Choices:
A. support
B. yield
C. limp
D. teabag
E. brainstorm

Answer: D


What is it that no one wants yet no one want to lose?

Choices:
A. lawsuit
B. finding
C. bounty
D. whipsaw
E. plentifulness

Answer: A


You do not want to have it,  But when you do have it,  You do not want to lose it?  What is it?

Choices:
A. find
B. neediness
C. defeat
D. wanter
E. lawsuit

Answer: E


You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.   What is it?

Choices:
A. machine
B. management
C. bar of soap
D. ballet
E. assist

Answer: C


What goes all around a hockey rink but never moves?

Choices:
A. plan
B. sticks
C. boards
D. boxes
E. departure

Answer: C


A woman is sitting in her room at night.  She has no lights on, no candle, no lamp, no light at all and yet she is reading.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. literacy
B. light bulb
C. sign
D. she is reading braille
E. story

Answer: D


What do tigers have that no other animal can have?

Choices:
A. juvenile
B. sex act
C. gazelle
D. creature
E. baby tigers

Answer: E


I start with S and end with IT, and have you in the middle.  What am I?

Choices:
A. worsted
B. contents
C. kick start
D. end point
E. suit

Answer: E


Choices:
A. maine
B. lobstar
C. be
D. knows
E. european lobster

Answer: B


What is often returned but is never borrowed?

Choices:
A. economic rent
B. keyboard
C. subtraction
D. thanks
E. carriage return

Answer: D


What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?

Choices:
A. i love you a latte
B. kentucky coffee tree
C. buy coffee
D. cafe
E. coffee cake

Answer: A


What do you call a tick that loves math?

Choices:
A. measure
B. science
C. philogyny
D. heartstrings
E. arithmetic

Answer: E


Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Choices:
A. faucet
B. because its extinct
C. grant
D. mouthwash
E. deaf

Answer: B


Joe's father had three son's Snap, Crackle and?

Choices:
A. like
B. codename
C. joe
D. decrepitation
E. trinity

Answer: C


hay.  you ar joe.  Who are u.  you ar net a gurl.  you are boy.  who r you?

Choices:
A. volleyball
B. joe
C. pantywaist
D. bales
E. testicles

Answer: B


Choices:
A. dysfunction
B. piano
C. part
D. pack of playing cards
E. club

Answer: D


What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Choices:
A. chicago
B. double
C. kansas
D. homes
E. being

Answer: A


What do you call a Bee that eats other Bees?

Choices:
A. psithyrus
B. andrenid
C. ate
D. chewing
E. hannibal nectar

Answer: E


if you think you got it answer this  i an the and and thee i am ever thing    what am i?

Choices:
A. god
B. intellect
C. plan
D. call
E. unit

Answer: A


What when read from right to left is a servant but when read from left to right is a ruler?

Choices:
A. unit
B. god
C. computer user
D. in charge
E. busy

Answer: B


Some people want to meet me  Some people don't beleive me  And some people claim to be me

Choices:
A. hypocrisy
B. community
C. god
D. I'm here
E. rule

Answer: C


I watch you all the time, but you cant see me.  I've never been spoted, but the world knows I'm there.  I've sent people to death and had people kill over me, but nobody has ever talked to me.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. manichaeism
B. god
C. succubus
D. shark
E. place of business

Answer: B


who came first, the chikin or the egg???

Choices:
A. god
B. form
C. incubator
D. albumin
E. point of view

Answer: A


Choices:
A. iron
B. pets
C. orbs
D. fiiiish
E. salt

Answer: D


You are my brother but I am not your brother.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. seminary
B. your sister
C. brothers
D. blood brother
E. male sibling

Answer: B


Choices:
A. payment
B. economy
C. sand dollars
D. paper money
E. material

Answer: C


What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?

Choices:
A. dam
B. fishes
C. lakes
D. creek
E. eel

Answer: A


George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet.  He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood.  How did he do that?

Choices:
A. flight
B. return
C. how did that happen
D. he was bald
E. tonsure

Answer: D


Three men were walking out one day.  Then it started raining hard.  They raced 4 blocks to there house.  When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet.  They did not have an umbrella, or a hat.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. runners
B. fleece
C. he was bald
D. cut
E. return

Answer: C


Choices:
A. pair of dice
B. shank
C. device
D. learning
E. blindfold

Answer: A


What is one in every doll, in every doll, in every doll?

Choices:
A. collecting
B. russian nesting dolls
C. figure
D. humanoid
E. room

Answer: B


Who are people you see everyday, but you don't know?

Choices:
A. souls
B. pedestrian
C. relative
D. celtic
E. strangers

Answer: E


What is green and smells like blue paint?

Choices:
A. green paint
B. blueberry
C. blue blood
D. bluegill
E. card

Answer: A


Choices:
A. diving duck
B. Ducks in distress
C. shelduck
D. snap
E. quackers

Answer: E


What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Choices:
A. differentia
B. dag
C. bagel
D. butcher
E. attire

Answer: E


What can you hold in your left hand but can never hold in your right hand?

Choices:
A. pinky
B. your right hand
C. take
D. put
E. leg

Answer: B


A son and engineer go fishing.  The boy was the engineer's son but the engineer wasn't the boy's dad.  How was this possible?

Choices:
A. female child
B. fatherland
C. fishing
D. waterman
E. engineer was boys mom

Answer: E


Choices:
A. virus
B. crash
C. machine
D. typhoon
E. it took to many screenshots

Answer: E


Choices:
A. gravity
B. like
C. movement
D. sign
E. bullet

Answer: A


Choices:
A. group
B. movement
C. progress
D. make
E. gravity

Answer: E


There is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything.  Though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day.  Young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast.  It belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it.  The word is?

Choices:
A. gravity
B. mineral
C. reading
D. learning
E. capital

Answer: A


Everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. color
B. gravity
C. diving
D. mat
E. change of location

Answer: B


Choices:
A. fate
B. suction
C. gravity
D. danger
E. server

Answer: C


Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard.  SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight.  You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you.  What do you do?

Choices:
A. stop imagining
B. fountain
C. note
D. read
E. amsterdam

Answer: A


What had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time?

Choices:
A. get comfortable
B. schedule
C. jump cut
D. stop imagining
E. avenue

Answer: D


Imagine you are in a steel box.  The floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel.  There is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you.  How do you get out?

Choices:
A. monument
B. drum
C. fabricator
D. stop imagining
E. think of everything

Answer: D


Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, what do you do?

Choices:
A. slash
B. throw up
C. stop imagining
D. good imagination
E. servant

Answer: C


Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, how do you get out quickly and safetly???

Choices:
A. keep calm
B. horse
C. stinger
D. brand
E. stop imagining

Answer: E


One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, how is that possible?

Choices:
A. cleaning
B. device
C. plane was on ground
D. sexist
E. captain

Answer: C


What sucks up everything but never lets it come out Mysteryouse but in playen view Dark and haisy but yet so far above you Never makeing any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and picturs video games and stories it is tolttaly in playen view maby even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just were douse it begin some say in the milky way becouse it is delishuse to look at

Choices:
A. group
B. black hole
C. marmoset
D. period
E. space cadet

Answer: B


I am dark, nobody can see me, I'm very far, nothing can escape me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. sign
B. candy shop
C. unenlightenment
D. black hole
E. break

Answer: D


I have no arms or legs  I suck up things  I am mostly black  what am I

Choices:
A. machine
B. support
C. gray
D. pin
E. black hole

Answer: E


Choices:
A. saltwater
B. currents
C. waterway
D. high places
E. deep water

Answer: B


find the missing number:  4 61  5 52  6 63  7 94  8 46  9 _

Choices:
A. nuclear reaction
B. myriad
C. 18
D. five
E. figures

Answer: C


What number is twice the sum of it's digits?

Choices:
A. battalion
B. no
C. tally
D. rational number
E. 18

Answer: E


My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago.  How old am I?

Choices:
A. tenth
B. confinement
C. know
D. memory
E. 18

Answer: E


There is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other.  The woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. dust
B. bacteria
C. lake is frozen
D. spot
E. prawn

Answer: C


Choices:
A. they log on
B. it will give rain
C. bush
D. grow bigger
E. yard

Answer: A


Choices:
A. because shell let it go
B. open it
C. balloonist
D. because it's christmas
E. latex

Answer: A


The person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it?

Choices:
A. george segal
B. greta garbo
C. benjamin thompson
D. agnes de mille
E. caskit

Answer: E


A plane crashes between Taxas and Mexico.  There are three survivor where do you bury them?

Choices:
A. album
B. if you die
C. mexican
D. kill yourself
E. you dont bury survivors

Answer: E


An airplane flying from the United States to Canada crashes on the border of the two countries.  Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. mosquito
B. you dont bury survivors
C. nation
D. cremation
E. plane

Answer: B


A plane crashed between Quebec and Ontairio.  Where do they bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. flying
B. you dont bury survivors
C. beaver
D. plane
E. range

Answer: B


A plane is travaling at 550mph over canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the boader. But there is a problem? where would you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. freedom of speech
B. cut
C. you dont bury survivors
D. cremation
E. act

Answer: C


A plane crashes on the border of Texas and Mexico.  Which side do they bury the survivors Texas or Mexico?

Choices:
A. pick up hitchhikers
B. you dont bury survivors
C. sound
D. lip
E. casualties

Answer: B


What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Choices:
A. pay
B. feel
C. cant opener
D. wash
E. being

Answer: C


What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most?

Choices:
A. silly season
B. get healthy
C. annual
D. fall
E. taste

Answer: D


When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Choices:
A. glad
B. dentist's office
C. toothhurty
D. checkup
E. spring break

Answer: C


A man is in his car.  He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one.  Which door does he go through first?

Choices:
A. rings
B. his car door
C. panel
D. generator
E. use

Answer: B


My goal is to have $12.  If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12.  If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12.  What if I saved $1. 50 each month? How many months would it take me to save $12?

Choices:
A. weeks
B. 8 months
C. goal line
D. sticking point
E. week

Answer: B


What can elephants make that no other animals can make?

Choices:
A. boy
B. baby elephants
C. tusk
D. weight 1000 kilos
E. shark

Answer: B


What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?

Choices:
A. minute
B. in the moon
C. at the quack of dawn
D. attribute
E. term

Answer: C


Choices:
A. traps
B. b
C. lions
D. support
E. alcoholic drink

Answer: B


If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?

Choices:
A. south american
B. religious person
C. traveler
D. lunatic
E. second place

Answer: E


Choices:
A. understand people
B. find files
C. they book
D. ember
E. librarians

Answer: C


A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die.   How is that possible?

Choices:
A. he was already dead
B. will not die
C. slave
D. living things
E. sexist

Answer: A


What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Choices:
A. let them play
B. give me my quarterback
C. spinning frame
D. bantam
E. team

Answer: B


You buy me to eat, but never eat me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. silverware
B. spending money
C. soup
D. drinking
E. napkin

Answer: A


Choices:
A. ootid
B. swing wide
C. locker
D. when its closed
E. when its ajar

Answer: E


What costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost?

Choices:
A. test
B. racquets
C. true friendship
D. bill
E. a loyal partner

Answer: C


How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?

Choices:
A. choirboy
B. young girl
C. snowballs
D. crank
E. gal

Answer: C


Choices:
A. smash
B. loot
C. seeking
D. talent
E. tosh

Answer: D


Choices:
A. use
B. tennis ball
C. spaghetti sauce
D. acquiring
E. function

Answer: B


What can you always serve but never eat?

Choices:
A. waitress
B. ace
C. receiver
D. tennis ball
E. act

Answer: D


A mansion is on fire.  There are three rooms: A room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels.  Which room do the policeman put out first?

Choices:
A. signs
B. treasure chest.
C. fireman
D. none they are policemen
E. bell

Answer: D


What is a frog's favorite electronic device?

Choices:
A. website
B. weather eye
C. ipad
D. buoy
E. depressor

Answer: C


Why do ducks have feathers on their butts?

Choices:
A. contour feather
B. west virginia
C. to hide their butt quacks
D. ducky
E. they cannot fly

Answer: C


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?

Choices:
A. pass
B. angles
C. cover
D. frostbite
E. build a fort

Answer: D


What do you get when you cross a vampire and winter?

Choices:
A. vector
B. teleportation
C. coin
D. frostbite
E. sign

Answer: D


There are ten cats on a boat.  One jumps off.  How many are left?

Choices:
A. stimulus
B. none they are all copycats
C. alleyway
D. cats in the family
E. make

Answer: B


Choices:
A. ground beef
B. meat farm
C. furniture
D. stirk
E. bone

Answer: A


Choices:
A. shoe store
B. spike
C. shoemaker
D. sneakers
E. wearing

Answer: D


Choices:
A. serving
B. comma
C. exclamation
D. support
E. when in the dictionary

Answer: E


What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Choices:
A. nobody knows
B. science
C. momentum
D. armor
E. representation

Answer: A


I can be written,  I can be spoken,  I can be exposed,  I can be broken,   What am I?

Choices:
A. news
B. like
C. cover
D. I am me
E. made

Answer: A


What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up?

Choices:
A. barn spider
B. spider monkey
C. web designers
D. shed skin
E. young people

Answer: C


Everyone has me except for a few.  You may not be able to identify me but I can always identify you.  What am I?

Choices:
A. affinity
B. scorecard
C. your fingerprints
D. NAME
E. features

Answer: C


How do football players stay cool during games?

Choices:
A. stand next to fans
B. turn
C. hockey player
D. stayman
E. stadium

Answer: A


You want to purchase 3-cent stamps.  You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn.  How many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen?

Choices:
A. railroad track
B. box office
C. palmistry
D. 12
E. chamber

Answer: D


I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him.   You cannot hear him but you can hear me.   What are we?

Choices:
A. follow him
B. touch
C. ear
D. soul brother
E. thunder  lightning

Answer: E


Choices:
A. fission chips
B. cafeteria
C. doggy bag
D. snack
E. process

Answer: A


Choices:
A. because the batteries died
B. single
C. slave
D. it will shine in the dark
E. funerals

Answer: A


You walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana.  Which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?

Choices:
A. birdbrain
B. swine
C. hopefully you
D. serum sickness
E. place

Answer: C


If your aunt's brother is not your uncle, what relation is he to you?

Choices:
A. he is your father
B. mothers
C. his daughter
D. counterpoise
E. male child

Answer: A


People buy me to eat but they never eat me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. act
B. diet
C. plates and cutlery
D. baffled
E. brunch

Answer: C


Two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son.  What is the relation between them?

Choices:
A. barbican
B. men
C. they are husband and wife
D. coat rack
E. stands

Answer: C


Can you name three consecutive days   without using the words   Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,   Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Choices:
A. market day
B. school day
C. statement
D. yesterday today and tomorrow
E. washday

Answer: D


What do babies and basketball players have in common?

Choices:
A. rabble
B. takeoffs
C. throw down
D. they dribble
E. commonage

Answer: D


What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Choices:
A. gouge
B. rampart
C. it will recognize when you open it
D. nothing it just shuts up
E. white

Answer: D


Choices:
A. none only babies were born
B. no males
C. there were no women born
D. adults
E. only women

Answer: A


On which day of the year do fewest people die?

Choices:
A. february 29th
B. holiday
C. days
D. horrible
E. months

Answer: A


Choices:
A. sound
B. crossword
C. wrong
D. remorse
E. truth

Answer: C


What word that people had always pronounce it wrong?

Choices:
A. wrong
B. bullet
C. tort
D. violence
E. paragraph

Answer: A


Which word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong?

Choices:
A. wrong
B. trespass
C. foreign
D. script
E. justice

Answer: A


What is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary?

Choices:
A. wrong
B. command
C. symbol
D. sin
E. reference

Answer: A


Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?

Choices:
A. falsification
B. claim
C. entree
D. wrong
E. left

Answer: D


Choices:
A. law
B. piñata
C. clock
D. roller
E. leak

Answer: B


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Choices:
A. traversal
B. way
C. affliction
D. elephant yam
E. elephino

Answer: E


What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Choices:
A. salientian
B. protocol
C. frogmouth
D. rank
E. same middle name

Answer: E


A Jewish man living in the United States cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity.   Why not?

Choices:
A. you cant bury the living
B. burying a body
C. happening
D. litter
E. exhume the body

Answer: A


How could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too?

Choices:
A. neve
B. relative
C. their aunt is your mother
D. their mom is your grandmother
E. aunts house

Answer: C


Who was the president of the USA before John F.  Kennedy was assassinated?

Choices:
A. dollar
B. presidentship
C. GOP
D. dallas
E. john f  kennedy

Answer: E


What is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music?

Choices:
A. hip hop
B. disco
C. music genre
D. auditory communication
E. structure

Answer: A


A man sees a white bear outside his house.  Where is he?

Choices:
A. marmot
B. village
C. place
D. ranch house
E. north pole

Answer: E


You walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north.  You end up in exact same spot you started.  Where are you?

Choices:
A. north pole
B. southward
C. endomorphy
D. west end
E. eastward

Answer: A


If your inside your house, and all your walls face south, where is your house located?

Choices:
A. room
B. village
C. southerly
D. north pole
E. southeast

Answer: D


Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?

Choices:
A. gulf states
B. southward
C. north pole
D. southerner
E. latitude

Answer: C


What do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use?

Choices:
A. peso
B. seed money
C. insurance
D. lord of misrule
E. lobby

Answer: C


Choices:
A. baneberry
B. raspberry
C. loganberry
D. cowberry
E. berries

Answer: B


I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. your mom
B. relative
C. great grandfather
D. stepbrother
E. your dad

Answer: E


Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your coach.  Who is asleep on your couch?

Choices:
A. quintipara
B. mother lode
C. your dad
D. supermom
E. fathers

Answer: C


What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?

Choices:
A. police officer's belt
B. lemonades
C. tart
D. powdered milk
E. fillet

Answer: B


Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.  Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. each was the mans name
B. sportsman
C. signore
D. game equipment
E. old man

Answer: A


It is there from the very start and will be there until the end.  To end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin.

Choices:
A. quarterback
B. starting line
C. finishing
D. parts
E. landing

Answer: B


What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?

Choices:
A. rat
B. school bus
C. flu
D. geese
E. sulfur

Answer: B


Where does the Easter bunny like to eat breakfast?

Choices:
A. ihop
B. holy week
C. pliers
D. oatmeal
E. fate

Answer: A


If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?

Choices:
A. ihop
B. blackleg
C. branch
D. working girl
E. art form

Answer: A


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

Choices:
A. frogs in the pond
B. french flies
C. wine cellar
D. smooth
E. garment

Answer: B


If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?

Choices:
A. be
B. it gets cold
C. stamp
D. panes
E. because the window is closed

Answer: E


A ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board.  How can that be?

Choices:
A. skate
B. dies
C. tool
D. all hands
E. everyone on board was married

Answer: E


Five men went into a church in the pouring rain.   None of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet.   How is that possible?

Choices:
A. church grounds
B. he was in the casket
C. cabin boy
D. funerals
E. hold

Answer: B


A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street.  A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.  Why didn't the police officer stop him?

Choices:
A. device
B. footfall
C. rush
D. he was driving
E. he was walking

Answer: E


A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado.  He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street.  Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car.  Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.  Why not?

Choices:
A. traveller
B. he was walking
C. drove
D. stairway
E. spider

Answer: B


What do you do if your golden retriever gets sick?

Choices:
A. dory
B. fit
C. greed
D. get
E. call the dogtor

Answer: E


What did the baby corn say to its mother?

Choices:
A. kettlebells
B. kettle corn
C. polenta
D. fields of flowers
E. wheres pop corn

Answer: E


Choices:
A. christmas stocking
B. branch
C. hiding in closets
D. because they have clause
E. because they are beautiful

Answer: D


Why was the football coach upset with the candy machine?

Choices:
A. potter
B. artifact
C. manufacture
D. throw
E. he wanted his quarter back

Answer: E


What can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight?

Choices:
A. artifact
B. key
C. add
D. holes
E. rule

Answer: D


You have a 16 ounce glass of water.  What do you add to make it 8 ounces of water?

Choices:
A. put
B. holes
C. international waters
D. irish water spaniel
E. drinking water

Answer: B


One day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20KG.  He put something that made it 19KG , what did he put?

Choices:
A. dust
B. structure
C. holes
D. good repair
E. well

Answer: C


What will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?

Choices:
A. holes
B. cement
C. staples
D. radiation
E. hold

Answer: A


A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds.  What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

Choices:
A. water bed
B. water blister
C. holes
D. waterfront
E. hold water

Answer: C


I recently came back from a trip.    Today is Tuesday, I came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow.    When did I return?

Choices:
A. sunday
B. american indian day
C. week
D. procedure
E. measure

Answer: A


What is the sun's favorite day of the week?

Choices:
A. macula
B. scale
C. sunday
D. makes
E. major planet

Answer: C


I always come first yet always found in the end.  What am I?

Choices:
A. sunday
B. feel
C. looking
D. culmination
E. starting

Answer: A


if before yesterday waz wednesday denwhatday iz after tommorow

Choices:
A. weds
B. wednesdays
C. sunday
D. yesterdays
E. be

Answer: C


Samuel said, "I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be Friday. " What day did Samuel say this on?

Choices:
A. divisions
B. sunday
C. arbor day
D. subjunctive mood
E. outcome

Answer: B


A certain man was travelling with his son and he got in an         .  The man died but his son suvived,he was unconscious.  The boy was being rushed to the hospital.  When he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "how can I treat this boy?"" He is my son?" Who is the doctor?

Choices:
A. widower
B. boys mother
C. family man
D. shaver
E. signature

Answer: B


Choices:
A. pessimist
B. congressman
C. voter
D. north poll
E. votes

Answer: D


An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies.  He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve.  How can he tell they are Adam and Eve?

Choices:
A. drill
B. different sizes
C. no legs
D. hollow
E. they had no belly buttons

Answer: E


Choices:
A. wagon
B. zebrwearing roller skates
C. rolling
D. turn
E. movement

Answer: B


Choices:
A. headship
B. place
C. pill head
D. heading
E. nail in horseshoe

Answer: E


A square house is being circled by a large bear.   All of the walls of the house face South.   What color is the bear?

Choices:
A. wild
B. rectangular because it faces south
C. ingredient
D. trailer
E. white because a polar bear

Answer: E


What do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward?

Choices:
A. crossroad
B. column
C. march
D. distance
E. receding hair line

Answer: E


Choices:
A. They're hungry
B. they're so cute
C. cubs
D. their favorite
E. because they are always stuffed

Answer: E


You can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to.   I can see you but you can't see me.   What am I?

Choices:
A. hit
B. small indefinite quantity
C. sensation
D. hearing
E. your eyes

Answer: E


When does an Irish potato change its nationality?

Choices:
A. air potato
B. thing
C. introject
D. when it becomes french fries
E. in the toaster

Answer: D


Choices:
A. course
B. do
C. napkin
D. trial
E. dressing room

Answer: E


What word is usually pronounced incorrectly?

Choices:
A. apheresis
B. incorrectly
C. read
D. guarantee
E. barrage

Answer: B


Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Choices:
A. tool
B. incorrectly
C. say
D. in the package
E. antonym

Answer: B


What word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99% of Ivy League graduates?

Choices:
A. graduated cylinder
B. read
C. toponym
D. incorrectly
E. read correctly

Answer: D


Why do communists write everything in lower case?

Choices:
A. files
B. capitalize things
C. love cats
D. flow
E. because they hate capitalism

Answer: E


Choices:
A. because they have natural imoonity
B. pasture
C. heifer
D. leppy
E. brie

Answer: A


What is it called when Batman skips church?

Choices:
A. christian bale
B. protestantism
C. community
D. village
E. state

Answer: A