I have freedom from hate,   but not from lies.    I'm usually seen through clouded eyes.    I come unexpected,   though you wait for me all your life.    I can't be brought yet some people try.    What am i?

Choices:
A. hostility
B. learning
C. true love
D. dogs
E. relative

Answer: C


What will you call a person who keeps on speaking when people are no longer interested

Choices:
A. unperson
B. teacher
C. interruptions
D. Alzheimer's
E. spa

Answer: B


My first is in tea but not in leaf   My second is in teapot and also in teeth   My third is in caddy but not in cosy   My fourth is in cup but not in rosy   My fifth is in herbal and also in health   My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth   My last is in drink, so what can I be?   Iâ€™m there in a classroom, do you listen to me?

Choices:
A. rule
B. teacher
C. congregating
D. cream
E. lemongrass

Answer: B


what  gives you lots of work, mostly in school, and gives you punishment

Choices:
A. place
B. teacher
C. master
D. accountant
E. rule

Answer: B


There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort.  There is an unopened package next to him.  How did he die?   HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.

Choices:
A. average
B. apple tree
C. take
D. rise
E. failed parachute

Answer: E


So theres a henway and . . . . . . .      wait what's a henway?

Choices:
A. ods
B. present tense
C. about 2 pounds
D. are
E. third person

Answer: C


Choices:
A. batsman
B. impact
C. antiknock
D. smash
E. ben over kiss me

Answer: E


Choices:
A. quarter
B. eagles
C. ants
D. homeless
E. magnitude

Answer: C


Choices:
A. water  it makes milk
B. ranch
C. corral
D. milkweed
E. cowshed

Answer: A


a guy was using the bathroom behind a few bars, but when he was done he couldn't get out.  why couldn't he get out?

Choices:
A. gin
B. stall
C. rotor
D. he was in jail
E. oyster bar

Answer: D


A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks  that his dog could jump higher than a house.  Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.   Why did he lose the bet?

Choices:
A. house cannot jump
B. dooryard
C. air conditioner
D. terrace
E. schipperke

Answer: A


How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?

Choices:
A. calaba
B. willow
C. service tree
D. chase
E. by their bark

Answer: E


When liquid splashes me, none seeps through.  When I am moved alot, liquid I spew.  When I am hit, color I change.  And color, I come in quite a range.  What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex.  What am I?

Choices:
A. duke
B. rise
C. im skin
D. massif
E. fill

Answer: C


Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear.  What is his third ear called?

Choices:
A. final front ear
B. yelling
C. serial killer's bedroom
D. connection
E. put

Answer: A


what has eyes but cannont see.  Has four legs but cannon walk.  Strong enoufgh to lift a whole turkey, a sack of potatoes, and some stell yet with no arms.  Comes in diffrent colors and all in diffrent shapes and styles.  yet it does the same thing.  its only used during night for in the day there day light.  everyone gathers around as soon as the first thing touches the ground.  What am i?

Choices:
A. encouragement
B. im a dining table
C. birthday
D. radiation
E. structure

Answer: B


There were 30 people and one umbrella.  They all tried to fit under the umbrella.  How many got wet?

Choices:
A. motel
B. anus
C. wise
D. none it wasnt raining
E. chemical

Answer: D


I can run constantly without ever getting tired.   When I run, I frustrate people and drive them crazy,  Yet I don't even have to move to irritate you.   What am I?

Choices:
A. candidate
B. rerun
C. terror
D. runny nose
E. cover

Answer: D


ONE DAY A FATHER AND HIS SON ARE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HAVE A CAR ACCIDENT.  THE FATHER DIES AND THE SON IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION.  FIVE MINS LATER THE AMBULANCH COMES AND TAKES THE BOY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.  THE NURSE TELLS THE DOCTOR THAT WE NEED TO DO SURGERY ON THE BOY AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I CANT DO THAT AND THE NURSE SAYS WHY? AND THE DOCTOR SAYS THATS MY SON. . . WHO IS THE DOCTOR?

Choices:
A. fathers
B. mom
C. fatherliness
D. godfather
E. furniture

Answer: B


What do you call your father-in-law's   only child's mother-in-law?

Choices:
A. son
B. mom
C. godfather
D. forefather
E. relative

Answer: B


finish this sentence your __________!!!!!!!!!!!

Choices:
A. verse
B. comma
C. mom
D. punch line
E. shot

Answer: C


Using only four nines (9,9,9,9), put them in any mathematical equation so that when they add up, it will equal 100.

Choices:
A. women
B. hundreds
C. expression
D. 9999
E. particular

Answer: D


I am yellow. You could put red stuff on me. Who am I?

Choices:
A. red planet
B. french fri
C. yellowskin
D. kowhai
E. thing

Answer: B


a man walks into a bar and gets knocked out why?

Choices:
A. intoxication
B. spirits
C. pole
D. he walked into a bar
E. pavements

Answer: D


He starts and ends 2 common English words.  One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter.  Do you know what 2 words I must be?

Choices:
A. remembering
B. heartache and headache
C. muzzle
D. form
E. story

Answer: B


i am wise yet weird, i am heard but rarely seen.   whenyousee meyour amazed. what am i?

Choices:
A. activity
B. im an owl
C. fact
D. card
E. talk to yourself

Answer: B


WHy do people like to stare at orange juice containers all day?

Choices:
A. because it says concentrated
B. type
C. beings
D. neighbour
E. camp

Answer: A


I am slim and tall,  Many find me desirable and appealing.   They touch me and I give a false good feeling.   Once I shine in splendor,  But only once and then no more.   For many I am "to die for".   What am I?

Choices:
A. making
B. feeler
C. im a cigarette
D. snuff
E. looking

Answer: C


A man rode out of town on sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on sunday, how is this possible??

Choices:
A. skating
B. act
C. his horse was called sunday
D. piggyback
E. worm

Answer: C


what did the mother bee say to the baby bee?

Choices:
A. woman
B. outdoors
C. potter bee
D. beehive yourself
E. photo

Answer: D


My first is twice in apple but not once in tart.  My second is in liver but not in heart.  My third is in giant and also in ghost.  Whole I'm best when I am roast.  What am I?

Choices:
A. common sense
B. word pig
C. scrabble
D. leviathan
E. merit

Answer: B


Brothers and sisters have I none,  But that man's father is my father's son.     Who is "that man"?

Choices:
A. potential son
B. cousin
C. potential brother
D. son of speaker
E. lawyer

Answer: D


there is a man standing on a bridge and there is no cars coming and nothing abnormal is happening . hejumps off. why did this man suddenly jump off the bridge

Choices:
A. skipping rope
B. he was a bungee jumper
C. the sky is blue
D. nothing is wrong
E. nothing is happening

Answer: B


what is the best way to raise strawberries?

Choices:
A. course
B. sign
C. side
D. with a spoon
E. praise

Answer: D


In whaty ear did christmas and new year's come in the same year?

Choices:
A. every year
B. rank
C. century
D. minute
E. days

Answer: A


THERE IS A PLANE FLYING FROM MEXICO TO NEW MEXICO, WHILE THE PLANE IS IN FLIGHT IT CRASHES EXACTLY ON THE BOARDER OF MEXICO AND NEW MEXICo, WHERE ARE  THE survivors BURRIED

Choices:
A. membrane
B. flying
C. nowhere you dont burry survivors
D. room
E. sound

Answer: C


A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father.  In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father.  How old is the daughter now?

Choices:
A. 22 years old
B. seasonal
C. teenager
D. young lady
E. modern

Answer: A


what is an animal, also used for computers, and can be any colour?

Choices:
A. spider
B. computers
C. hamster
D. mouse
E. robot

Answer: D


My tail is long, my coat is brown,  I like the country, I like the town.   I can live in a house or live in a shed,  And I come out to play when you are in bed.   What am I?

Choices:
A. quarter
B. mouse
C. process
D. region
E. egg

Answer: B


I am hated by people.  People are scared of me.  I am hated by worms and I always have a worm following me.  But the worm is never eaten by birds and other predators.  I sometimes live in a house but I am seldom seen.  I am alive.  I can breathe.  And I can eat    What am I?

Choices:
A. photograph
B. mouse
C. entryway
D. Disclosure
E. crop

Answer: B


Push it once it takes a while push it twice it opens a window .  what am i?

Choices:
A. reach
B. mouse
C. jolt
D. roll
E. double

Answer: B


Choices:
A. chit
B. simple machine
C. furniture
D. fly to the moon
E. rajivia

Answer: C


Choices:
A. read
B. fool
C. ees
D. l
E. furniture

Answer: E


Why did the coach give his players lighters?

Choices:
A. draft
B. they lost all their matches
C. device
D. lighters
E. guild

Answer: B


the person who invented it does not need it.   the person who brought it does not want it.   the person who needs it doesen't know it    what is it?

Choices:
A. savant
B. ethel barrymore
C. coffen
D. essor
E. winker

Answer: C


As I was going to St.  Ives, I met a man with 7 wives  Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats  Each cat had 7 kits  Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,  How many wheren't going to St.  Ives?

Choices:
A. 2401 i said werent
B. dirigible
C. reading
D. litter
E. fit

Answer: A


Which word is the odd one out:   First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth

Choices:
A. he
B. quote
C. letters
D. forth  incorrectly spelled
E. symbol

Answer: D


I am as light as a feather, big as an elephant, but wheighs nothing.  What am I?

Choices:
A. complaints
B. color
C. lampshade
D. ultraviolet
E. elephants shadow

Answer: E


I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one.   I'm not a number.   What am I?

Choices:
A. count
B. roman
C. hold
D. cat   nine lives
E. contents

Answer: D


Choices:
A. pass
B. travel
C. hear people
D. answera train
E. sport

Answer: D


a dead man is found i the middle of a field dead. with nothing but a backpack.  he has not been murdered drowned or suffocated.  nobody has seen him for 48 hours and he died 24 houra ago how did he die

Choices:
A. aeroplane jump was a failure
B. die of starvation
C. chips
D. botch
E. bouncer

Answer: A


What is 123451232 divided by the number of american presidents,then add the amount of russian service men,and you will get what?

Choices:
A. theanthropism
B. winnie the pooh
C. mileage
D. soul brother
E. duck sauce

Answer: B


Choices:
A. seventh
B. so it can hunt knights
C. entertainment
D. drake
E. has

Answer: B


harry and his son steve were driving to the beach when a car crashed into them and harry was killed instantly and steve was rushed to the emergency room and when he got there the doctor said i can't operate on him he's my son      who is the doctor?

Choices:
A. i'm sick
B. player
C. let me down
D. doctor is steves mother
E. setting

Answer: D


imagine your on a boat in the middle of an ocean surrounded by sharks.  how do you escape?

Choices:
A. quit imagining
B. groove
C. encompassment
D. vision
E. card shark

Answer: A


The one who makes sells it  The one who buys it doesn't use it  The one who is using doesn't know he's using it  What is it????????

Choices:
A. hold
B. casket
C. accounting
D. usage
E. maker

Answer: B


whats bigger than a match box size of a truck every body buys it but dont really use it         hint: think outside of the box

Choices:
A. lid
B. keepsakes
C. toys
D. casket
E. mouse

Answer: D


What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?

Choices:
A. radiobiology
B. deceased
C. ossuary
D. ectoplasm
E. absolutely nothing

Answer: E


A man moves his car to the bank then suddenly becomes bankrupt, how is this possible?

Choices:
A. attainment
B. scrabble
C. stores
D. he is playing monopoly
E. rich person's house

Answer: D


A man pushes a car up to a hotel pays $800 and pushes it away.   Why?

Choices:
A. he is playing monopoly
B. towels
C. silencer
D. resentment
E. approach

Answer: A


i am 3 colors im kinda tallpeople can throw me but i will burn down the place and i will burn

Choices:
A. steel wool
B. 3 scented candle
C. motel
D. gallery
E. friction

Answer: B


Choices:
A. charged with murder
B. capric acid
C. bottomless pit
D. bee eater
E. raindeer

Answer: E


mike and june were found dead of natural causes.   the only thing in the room was broken glass and water.   their were no marks on the body's and they did not drown.  their was no electricity in the room and it was ventalated how did they die

Choices:
A. their throats were cut
B. algae
C. wisp
D. spring water
E. mike and june were fish

Answer: E


What has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet?

Choices:
A. wit
B. anatomical structure
C. gem
D. passageway
E. horse and rider

Answer: E


There is a man in jail.  You want to visit him but you must be related to him.  You tell the police officer, "Okay, but you will figure this out. . . "  Here is the riddle:  Brothers and sisters, I have none.   But this man's father Is my Father's son.   Can you figure out how he is related to him?

Choices:
A. company man
B. barman
C. you are his son
D. descendent
E. he is the mans father

Answer: E


Oh, what a surprise!   Oh, what a miracle!   It sprouted without a seed,   It stood without a trunk.

Choices:
A. supply
B. wash
C. world
D. friends
E. full

Answer: C


What has no 5 common sences, but know what's happening everywhere?

Choices:
A. elite
B. world
C. salt
D. mainstream
E. peasant

Answer: B


all of a sudden when you look up you see a mettal cloud. it poors alot of rain ou so fast that you will catch 5. 3 in your mout wen you get out f that big rain shower ur all soaked and clean. . . . . What am i???

Choices:
A. wash
B. canal
C. rgular shower                                          answer
D. remove
E. household

Answer: C


there was a happy train going to a cave.  He carried many ppl.  but there were three caves.  wich one will he goto?

Choices:
A. happy cave
B. means
C. pass
D. bid
E. bats

Answer: A


Why will be Snowhite be the best judge on the land?

Choices:
A. example
B. expatriation
C. queen of iceland
D. because she is the fairestofall
E. reward

Answer: D


What is the frist thing you do each morning?

Choices:
A. general
B. wake up
C. creature
D. time period
E. dress

Answer: B


What is the first thing you do every morning?

Choices:
A. good morning
B. preference
C. mornings
D. wake up
E. manana

Answer: D


Choices:
A. when thaey are two
B. tusk
C. support
D. store room
E. shoehorn

Answer: A


If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Hhitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where's the White house?

Choices:
A. highway
B. gully
C. washington d c
D. plain
E. white

Answer: C


The green house is in Ohio.   The blue house is in Texas.   Where is the white house?

Choices:
A. house in england
B. washington d c
C. roan
D. utah
E. ontario

Answer: B


theres a red house a white house and a blue house were is the white house located

Choices:
A. room
B. housing
C. washington d c
D. louisiana
E. suburban neighborhood

Answer: C


The blue house was located on elm street. The red house was located on 31st street. Where is the white house located?

Choices:
A. trailer
B. housing
C. single
D. washington d c
E. louisiana

Answer: D


What runs around a city   but never moves?    What am I?

Choices:
A. fountain
B. city wall
C. freeman
D. insects
E. nation

Answer: B


Choices:
A. place
B. paw
C. pair of eyes
D. pair of hands
E. to read and to write

Answer: E


There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.  why does the other monkey jump too?

Choices:
A. eat fruit
B. group
C. patas
D. presents
E. monkey see monkey do

Answer: E


In olden days, the student of logic was given this problem:  If half of 5 were 3, what would one-third of 10 be?

Choices:
A. decisions
B. demise
C. bookman
D. more
E. it would be 4

Answer: E


We dwell in cottages of straw,  And labour much for little gains;  Sweet food from us our masters draw,  And then with death reward our pains.

Choices:
A. misery
B. sideboard
C. item
D. go
E. bee hive

Answer: E


Superman is flying at 100km/h. If Superman flew for 10 and 1 quater hours how far has he flown?

Choices:
A. person hour
B. 17 083333 minutes
C. extreme
D. man hour
E. hour circle

Answer: B


how do you make the number 7 and even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?

Choices:
A. arity
B. wedge
C. drop the s
D. doubling
E. naval unit

Answer: C


WHAT'S WORSE THAN RAINNING CATS AND DOGS?

Choices:
A. thunder
B. dog shit
C. dust
D. hailing taxis
E. houses

Answer: D


A boy walks downstairs on christmas morning in his foster parents house(the foster parents are rich).  They have a 50 foot christmas tree outside, and the floor is an ocean of presents.  There is a gold-platinum-diamond statue of Jesus, and huge exspensive Christmas decor.  The foster parents spent all of their holiday money on Christmas presents, decor, tree, lights and much more. Why was the kid upset?

Choices:
A. black
B. female child
C. meaningful
D. boy was jewish
E. attendant

Answer: D


imagine you are in a box, it is sealed and made out of metal.  there is no locks windows or small holes in the box. youbrought nothing and it is hardly able to get out.  but how can you get out?

Choices:
A. can't get into
B. saw
C. stop imaginating
D. cork
E. capital

Answer: C


you have to get ten cows into these train caridges.    [ ]-[ ]-[ ]-[ ]-[ ]-[ ]-[ ]   there is only one cow allowed in each caridge you are NOT alowed to leave or kill any cows.

Choices:
A. hindu
B. milk sickness
C. cease
D. tencows toote toote
E. croak

Answer: D


a men and a women were in a car the man stoped and locked all the doors and went to a store when he came bac the women was dead and a person tat he never saw before was there. What happened to the women?

Choices:
A. women had a baby
B. draughts
C. new car
D. stairs
E. cut

Answer: A


you leave town on friday, you leave the next town on friday you go home on friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. state
B. bookshop
C. Fridays are bad
D. go to sleep on Friday
E. you named your horse friday

Answer: E


A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none.  That man's father is my father's son. " Who was the person in the photograph?

Choices:
A. my father's house
B. wonder boy
C. bull
D. caveman
E. that mans son

Answer: E


A dusty old cowboy rode into town on Tuesday.  He stayed at the Inn for three days and three nights, then rode out again on Tuesday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. horses name is tuesday
B. midway
C. cordage
D. western
E. wednesday

Answer: A


A man wants to travel to new york from miami on horse, this travel would normally take about seven days, but yet he left on tuesday and arrived on tuesday, how can this be

Choices:
A. motorway
B. pen
C. horses name is tuesday
D. cano
E. horsefly

Answer: C


A father and a son were in the same car and got into a car crash.  They were both injured so they were taken to the hospital, but the father went into a hospital in a different city and the son went to a hospital a few minutes away.  The son needed surgery, so the surgeon walked in and said I cant give him surgery he is my son.  Who was the doctor?

Choices:
A. daughters
B. signature
C. fathers
D. mother
E. fatherhood

Answer: D


There is a big indian and a little indian.  The little indian is the big indians son but the big indian is not the little indians father.  What is the big indian?

Choices:
A. mother
B. dads
C. fatherliness
D. fathers
E. great grandfather

Answer: A


why does the teacher wear sun glasses when she comes to the class.

Choices:
A. because the students are bright
B. junior class
C. to help them learn
D. ciliata
E. prophet

Answer: A


Choices:
A. regionalism
B. logomach
C. language unit
D. catchword
E. iddl

Answer: E


Choices:
A. rubber
B. record
C. colgate paste
D. file
E. forests

Answer: C


Choices:
A. angel's ark
B. pass
C. come
D. santa walking backward
E. function

Answer: D


i am a big rectangular box and you may come to me when a grumblng noise sounds

Choices:
A. heavy
B. coming
C. im a fridge
D. card
E. advertisement

Answer: C


i have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears.  what am i

Choices:
A. lip service
B. chromatic color
C. touch
D. ugly
E. snub

Answer: D


What do you call something that is slimy, has ten heads and warts?

Choices:
A. parts
B. ugly
C. has
D. mastermind
E. showerhead

Answer: B


What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?

Choices:
A. flame
B. he makes the firefly
C. flesh fly
D. machine
E. air sac

Answer: B


Who smells, is cute, and is good at what they do?

Choices:
A. interesting story
B. soccer player
C. use
D. grace
E. cuteness

Answer: B


I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.   I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.   What am I?

Choices:
A. batsman
B. hurling
C. your eyelashes
D. albatross
E. belfry

Answer: C


To open the door to be let in.   You need this good breathing apparatus.

Choices:
A. respirator
B. cradle
C. bell cat
D. optimization
E. improvement

Answer: A


I cannot be felt, seen or touched;    Yet I can be found in everybody;    My existence is always in debate;    Yet I have my own style of music.     What Am I?

Choices:
A. entertainment
B. rock and roll
C. im a soul
D. night club
E. stravinsky

Answer: C


forever foe to what is wrong,  men rage if i be lost by theft;  i am what justice works to bring,  And all you have when nothings left

Choices:
A. put
B. civil wrong
C. rights
D. free
E. chairs

Answer: C


what kind of shoes don't go on your feet?

Choices:
A. accessory
B. garment
C. print
D. tissues
E. pad

Answer: D


how many dwarfs are ther in the fairy tale story of Sleeping Beauty?

Choices:
A. thunderdome
B. creature
C. blockhouse
D. sloth
E. none    only snowhite has dwarfs

Answer: E


No matter how small is the compadre   He can climb a coconut tree.

Choices:
A. site
B. ant
C. kid
D. apple tree
E. shade

Answer: B


How many animals did Moses take on his ark?

Choices:
A. nonenoah build the ark
B. shaft
C. griffin
D. basket star
E. mouse

Answer: A


What did the pizza slice say to the other one to move?

Choices:
A. steak
B. mozzarella
C. pizza hut
D. pizza parlor
E. olive

Answer: C


Look at the Roman Numeral IX.  Add a symbol to it to make the number 6.

Choices:
A. batting average
B. sixarmed
C. operator
D. sixsix
E. multiple

Answer: D


I wear a suspender that comes from above, while most of my clients wear boots and wear gloves.   I thrive in the white, be it man made or not, but I don't get much use when the wheather gets hot.   What am I?

Choices:
A. hand luggage
B. mustard
C. put
D. whitewash
E. im a ski lift

Answer: E


I act like a lamp, but i have the sound of a bee. What am I?

Choices:
A. flash
B. bright
C. illumination
D. oil
E. outdoors

Answer: B


Little Nanny Etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose; the longer she stands, the shorter she grows.  What is she?

Choices:
A. novel
B. she is a candle
C. SHE is fat
D. dormitory
E. lectern

Answer: B


A GIRL A HORSE AND A DOG CAME TO A BRIDGE.  THE GIRL RODE HER HORSE ACROSS THE BRIDGE,YET WALKED.  HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Choices:
A. dogs name is yet
B. doggie
C. slide
D. attack dog
E. hunting dog

Answer: A


We are a pair,  We can dart here and there,  Though we always stay in one place.   We can smile or shed tears,  Show our pleasure or fears,  And you'll find us on everyone's face.   What are we?

Choices:
A. edge
B. a head
C. remove
D. maine
E. two eyes

Answer: E


i like honey and i dont like bee's, im am yellow-brown , what am i?

Choices:
A. far east
B. carpenter bee
C. broil
D. winnie the pooh
E. puce

Answer: D


Death and Decay     A room with no windows or doors Walks in the night, grows in a day, Is found where there is death and decay.

Choices:
A. milky way
B. dust
C. mushrooms
D. preserve
E. growing pains

Answer: C


When you are wrong   Im not right   When your turn left   I go right   I know what your feeling   I know when you been bad   I may have no arms   But I carry just as much as you can   What am I?

Choices:
A. feel
B. ulnar nerve
C. turner
D. nerve
E. your brain

Answer: E


ok your thhe bus driver there were 20 kids on the bus the first stop 2 kids get on but 5 kids get off. the second stop 3 kids get off but 1 gets on the third stop 8 kids get off but only 3 kids get off.  whos the bus driver?

Choices:
A. give
B. you are the bus driver
C. bus conductor
D. the bus stops
E. company

Answer: B


What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?

Choices:
A. burgers
B. fried chicken
C. game bird
D. bone
E. egg yolk

Answer: B


My author's uncertain yet my title's the same,  I contain random text yet order's my aim.   Read me one day and see my pages are totally bare.   Try again another day and the words will be there.   I'm not a book of magic although it may sound,  I can predict the future, and inside, your life can be found.   Move my eye, I become involved in lactic extraction.   But that's just a clue , a minor distraction.    What am I?

Choices:
A. diary
B. educational materials
C. book of stories
D. marker
E. secretary

Answer: A


what is a girls book thet a boy can never read

Choices:
A. clock
B. diary
C. marker
D. dance hall
E. worker

Answer: B


What has six faces,  But does not wear makeup.   It also has twenty-one eyes,  But cannot see?

Choices:
A. machine
B. Satan
C. sixsided die
D. exhaust
E. cartoon character

Answer: C


What did the babycorn say to the mamacorn?

Choices:
A. kernels
B. wheres popcorn
C. popcorn machine
D. arse
E. narrow

Answer: B


I am small and round lying on the cold, cold ground.  People come and step on me that's why I'm so cracked you see.  What am I?

Choices:
A. acorn
B. pavement
C. ground cable
D. mushrooms
E. penny

Answer: A


Choices:
A. white
B. roan
C. house in england
D. egg
E. scale

Answer: A


a man built a house all side were pointing north a polar bear walks past what colour is the bear

Choices:
A. aquamarine
B. white
C. magenta
D. renaissance man
E. suburbs

Answer: B


You are in a house.   There are 4 walls to this house.   They each have a window and all 4 walls face south.   A bear walks by.   What color is the bear?

Choices:
A. white
B. sandbag
C. gold
D. residence
E. colored

Answer: A


a bear walk past a  house with all sides facing south.  what colours the bear?

Choices:
A. colours
B. anatomical structure
C. gunmetal
D. white
E. cobalt blue

Answer: D


How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

Choices:
A. structure
B. maple
C. edible fruit
D. it paints its toenails red
E. weasel

Answer: D


How do you break into a car with all the doors closed, all the windows up and with no convertible top?

Choices:
A. obtain the keys
B. transom window
C. sleeping car
D. unlock the door
E. entryway

Answer: D


You are in a car,the doors are locked,the only thingyouhave is a bat,how doyouget out?

Choices:
A. panel
B. entry
C. unlock the door
D. fix the car
E. restraint

Answer: C


How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet wide and 4 feet deep?

Choices:
A. none a hole is empty
B. measuring
C. all water
D. clean
E. worm

Answer: A


what has 4 wheels, two trucks.  and one deck, and is used to skateboard?

Choices:
A. waterwheel
B. skateboard
C. cartwheel
D. lantern wheel
E. bowl

Answer: B


Choices:
A. venue
B. structure
C. hip
D. shaving
E. junction

Answer: C


There are three ants. the first one is at the front,second one in the mid and the third one at the back. The front one says that behind me there are 5 ants,the mid one says that behind me there are 3 ants and the back one says that there are 8 ants in front of me?How Can This Be!!!

Choices:
A. pay
B. galileo
C. they all are liars
D. henry
E. activity

Answer: C


Choices:
A. capital expenditure
B. huddle
C. 9
D. tempo
E. hubbub

Answer: C


A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die.   How many sheep does the farmer have left?

Choices:
A. businessman
B. wool
C. let
D. 9
E. butcher

Answer: D


Choices:
A. corduroy
B. graves
C. it had no legs
D. because it was dead
E. becuase it had no guts

Answer: E


Choices:
A. confused snowflake
B. salt
C. polar bears
D. plane
E. geese

Answer: A


When a virgin gives birth,   She throws away the draper.

Choices:
A. toss
B. virgin birth
C. births
D. ishmael
E. banana blossoms

Answer: E


which township doesnt know where its going.

Choices:
A. soweto
B. divide
C. down a river
D. know nothing
E. dallas

Answer: A


Forwards I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not.   What am I?

Choices:
A. lead
B. im a ton ha
C. rout
D. forwards I'm fat
E. pull

Answer: B


What is it that 20 will fill a pitcher, but one will fill a barn?

Choices:
A. crowbar
B. supply
C. candles
D. perfume
E. contents

Answer: C


dogs and cats fallingg every where.  how do they make them stop falling??????????

Choices:
A. mouse
B. wolves
C. they give them some food
D. pluto
E. clutter

Answer: C


This is an unusual paragraph.  I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though.  Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.  But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

Choices:
A. short story
B. half
C. even
D. entire paragraph has no  e
E. trial

Answer: D


A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a 'no left' turn sign.  A policeman sees her but does nothing.  Why?

Choices:
A. turncoat
B. turnout
C. be
D. drive
E. shes walking

Answer: E


THERE IS A VERY GOOD LOOKING 18 YEAR OLD GIRL.  SHE GOES DOWN A ONE WAY STREET THE WRONG WAY WITH COPS EVERYWHERE.  WHY DOESN'T SHE GET A TICKET?

Choices:
A. alleyway
B. shes walking
C. record
D. avenue
E. go back home

Answer: B


Choices:
A. category
B. history
C. knives
D. gender
E. there are monkeydonkey and turkey

Answer: E


Jim was examining an angle measuring 14 and 1/2 degrees, using his magnifying glass that magnifies everything two times.  Under the glass, how large would that angle measure?

Choices:
A. 360 degrees
B. note
C. place
D. 14 and 12 degrees
E. scholar

Answer: D


what thing is the smallest thing inthe Earth??

Choices:
A. aliens
B. portion
C. nether region
D. men
E. animalant

Answer: E


There are 110 fish in a fish tank.  If 10 fish drown how many fishes are still alive?

Choices:
A. sport
B. anchor
C. caudal fin
D. hatch
E. none fishes do not drown

Answer: E


Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed, yet this must say, we are full all day, and empty when we go to rest.

Choices:
A. we are Brothers
B. kicking
C. we lay eggs
D. we are shoes
E. fill up

Answer: D


My first half is a container, & I am language understood by few, if any.   What am I?

Choices:
A. jargon
B. warlpiri
C. semite
D. click
E. ballot box

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 9918 189
B. music room
C. music class
D. menarche
E. motherboard

Answer: A


A woman goes for vacation on Wenesday and comes back on Monday.  How was he gone for a week?

Choices:
A. first day of school
B. genesis
C. week ends on sunday
D. months
E. being

Answer: C


what happens when you cross a lion and a giraffe

Choices:
A. item
B. movement
C. steeple
D. liraffe
E. crusade

Answer: D


i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry.  i make guys have to pee amd girls cimb their hair.  i make celebrities look supid ans normal people look like celebrities.  i turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble.  ifyousqueeze me i pop.  ifyoulook at me, you'll pop.  canyouguess the riddle?

Choices:
A. peoples
B. might
C. wash
D. compare
E. i dont kno    yet maybe

Answer: E


How is it that a man pulled the back off a computer, stuck his hand in, plugged it in and yet did not get an electric shock?

Choices:
A. computer science
B. power down
C. word processing
D. computer to work
E. switch was off

Answer: E


when an elephant walks by you, you usually say, "Don't they eat peanuts?" but when an animal is hungry it goes ____________?

Choices:
A. coconut
B. item
C. groundnut
D. nuts
E. picnic

Answer: D


A man was digging and found a block of ice with two people in it.  Immediately, he knew it was Adam and Eve.  How did he know?

Choices:
A. material
B. lawyers
C. they had no bellybuttons
D. hawk
E. clinker block

Answer: C


are you stupid  are you stupid  are you stupid

Choices:
A. stupor
B. palooka
C. yes
D. benny
E. poke

Answer: C


what qeustion can you never answer yes to

Choices:
A. yes
B. say
C. spend time
D. comes
E. bridle

Answer: A


why do the baseball players like to go to the park???

Choices:
A. because they enjoy the swings
B. to stretch
C. play sports
D. highway
E. emotion

Answer: A


where i may rest and you may not, upon my hord of gems and gold,where dragons eggs stay nice and warm, my house, my home, my hall of old

Choices:
A. resting place
B. idaho
C. dragon's den
D. my lair
E. dragon's nest

Answer: D


Choices:
A. fundraiser
B. the grocery store
C. fortune
D. means
E. in a blood band

Answer: E


You can never say no to this question, but its hard for you to see, it's easy to answer and with this you became to be.    What is the question?

Choices:
A. position paper
B. slash
C. affirmative
D. were you born
E. return

Answer: D


Allison is having a party.  She want 2 invite 6 friends.  They are Annie, Darian, Haleigh, Jayne, and who.  Who is the 6th person?

Choices:
A. commoner
B. festivity
C. occasion
D. ellie
E. martin luther

Answer: D


What did the doctor say when the patient said''Doctor Doctor i feel like cvurtains''??

Choices:
A. then pull yourself together
B. projectile
C. let blood
D. iron
E. meditate

Answer: A


A man leaves home for work makes three left turns and then returns home to see another man wearing mask.   What does the first man do for a living?

Choices:
A. families
B. sloth
C. go back to sleep
D. he is a baseball player
E. get paid

Answer: D


first you throw away the outside,  then you cook the inside,  then you eat the outside   and then you throw away the inside.     what am I?????

Choices:
A. lip
B. nourishment
C. corn on the cob
D. dish
E. taste

Answer: C


there is this type of food. U do not eats it outside,but whenyoucook ityoueat its inside. whenyour done with the insideyoutrow away the inside. what food am i?

Choices:
A. corn on the cob
B. chips
C. a
D. cook it
E. cafe

Answer: A


A dragon's tooth in a mortals hand,   I kill, I mame, I seperate the land.    What am I?

Choices:
A. massacre
B. saber
C. manslaughter
D. leaf
E. sword

Answer: E


What would happen if all the cars in the United States were pink?

Choices:
A. rough
B. motel
C. pinkwall
D. quarterlight
E. you would have a pinkcarnation

Answer: E


cry baby   You can take off all of my skin  and I will not cry  but YOU will  Why ?

Choices:
A. shouting
B. iâm an onion
C. babyhood
D. full term
E. keratosis pilaris

Answer: B


i am, every person you can know and every place that you can go im everything that you can show.  Quite interesting too what am i that you use?

Choices:
A. file
B. noun
C. machine
D. swedish
E. iron

Answer: B


What is the only continent that does not have snakes or reptiles?

Choices:
A. paleozoic
B. abstinent
C. snakefish
D. temporal
E. antartica

Answer: E


There was a man in the middle of the forest dead.   He was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises.   He wasn't murderd and he didn't kill himself.   How did he die?

Choices:
A. IRC
B. effusive praise
C. plane crash d
D. company
E. hero

Answer: C


What looks like poop, smells like poop, looks like a woman but really a man, ?

Choices:
A. prisoner
B. dutchman
C. menstrual cycle
D. womanizer
E. megan corey

Answer: E


The 5 of us together are quite the odd sort, but you will find us all in a tennis court?

Choices:
A. prosecutor
B. health club
C. vowels    a tennis court
D. squash
E. judiciary

Answer: C


mary is decorating.  she paints the floor yellow, the walls red and the ceiling blue.  what colour has she painted the stairs?

Choices:
A. paint shop
B. she lives in a bungalow
C. note
D. linoleum
E. room

Answer: B


Mr. Martinez has 2 coins which total 35 cents . . since one of the coins is not  a dime, what r da 2 coins?

Choices:
A. average
B. quater n  dime
C. coin purse
D. full
E. half dollar

Answer: B


I only reflect  What you don't want to see  I only react  When you disagree   Althoughh I am often ignored  Knowledge is what I tell  So if you are to listen  You and I will never fail!

Choices:
A. change yourself
B. your conscience
C. pact
D. teller
E. familiarity

Answer: B


I know you, but you don't know me  I know your every thoght and every move   I am apart of you, but a different person  I am the ruler of you and you are my servant  Who am I?

Choices:
A. mon
B. orgasm
C. editor
D. robert mitchum
E. your conscience

Answer: E


There was a person named Square. What do you think his dance is called?

Choices:
A. amenia
B. recreation
C. gavotte
D. square dance
E. make music

Answer: D


Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?

Choices:
A. lynx
B. he was a dog
C. keycard
D. because he was a cheetah
E. playing

Answer: D


I was going to McDonalds I saw a man he said he had 9,999,999,999,999 cats.  and those cats had10 kits with out passing 10,000,000,000,000.  how many people went to Mcdonalds.

Choices:
A. single
B. mail
C. act
D. answer is simply one
E. call

Answer: D


Choices:
A. thinker
B. blush
C. see
D. scarlet
E. your brian

Answer: E


Jack and jill were found dead on the floor.  All there was in the room was broken glass and water.

Choices:
A. jack and jill were fish
B. soft water
C. liter
D. jack and jill were nothing
E. water wheel

Answer: A


looke at the numbers on this face you won't find thirteen any place.    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12    what am i ?

Choices:
A. i'm thirteen
B. face saving
C. chin
D. im a clock
E. finish

Answer: D


Choices:
A. lily
B. b
C. your teacher
D. calender
E. meany

Answer: C


Many kids want to skate on me but if they tried they would die. What am I

Choices:
A. sports equipment
B. peep
C. semiconductor
D. rings of saturn
E. ice cream shop

Answer: D


What is seen but never heard it trys to be heard but always fails only to be seen by the people who beleive.

Choices:
A. asian
B. association
C. imaginary friend
D. being awake
E. mexican

Answer: C


Choices:
A. rubber
B. sang
C. rubberbands
D. hives
E. sign

Answer: C


If Dick's father is Tom's son, what relation is Dick to Tom?

Choices:
A. woman
B. tom is dicks grandfather
C. descendents of
D. bastard
E. son of father

Answer: B


I am as round as an apple, as deep as a cup, and Michigan Lake cant fill me up.   What am I?

Choices:
A. sound
B. deep freezer
C. ammunition
D. clio
E. pastdrainer

Answer: E


You have five dollars and then you walk past a newsstand,icecream truck and a coffe shop after past the coffe shop you go home and you noticed that you dont have any money why is that?

Choices:
A. because counterfit
B. benjamin
C. suicide squeeze
D. services
E. beggar

Answer: A


Angels fly, planes fly, butterflies, and birds fly.   What doesn't fly?

Choices:
A. butter
B. bill
C. egg
D. insects
E. eggs

Answer: A


A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ORDERED A GLASS OF WATER.  THE BARTENDER PULLED OUT A GUN! THE MAN WHO ORDERED THE WATER SAID THANK YOU AND WALKED AWAY.  WHY?

Choices:
A. hero
B. he had the hicups
C. settler
D. cartridge extractor
E. stirrup pump

Answer: B


RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT ! WHAT KIND OF MAN HAS BATS ON THE BRAIN ????

Choices:
A. water boy
B. batman
C. bailiff
D. cannabis
E. parallelism

Answer: B


1. what do you call a elephant in a phone booth?

Choices:
A. telecommunications
B. india
C. enclosure
D. wild
E. stuck

Answer: E


there are 10 copy cats on a boat 1 jumps off, how  many are left?

Choices:
A. furlough
B. there are 0 left
C. leave of absence
D. duplicate
E. leaf

Answer: B


One night, a Witch, a King and a Queen went on a three hour boat ride.  After three hours past, a Witch, a King and a Queen got off the boat.  Whos is left?

Choices:
A. friends
B. kings
C. wizards
D. sit quietly
E. one night  knight p

Answer: E


Tall I am young,  Short I am old.   With life I do glow,  Your breathe is my foe.   What am I?

Choices:
A. story
B. note
C. puppy
D. candle is what i be
E. part

Answer: D


If I'm walking, then I must be running.   However if I'm running, I may be walking.   What am I?

Choices:
A. path
B. hundred
C. moving forward
D. free
E. treadmill

Answer: E


Buckets, Barrels, Baskets, Cans.   What must you fill with empty hands?

Choices:
A. backpacks
B. ring finger
C. leg
D. extremity
E. gloves

Answer: E


Imagin your a bus driver,on the first stop you pick up 25 people at the first stop,on the second stop you pick up 30 people and drop of 15,on the last stop you pick up 62 people and drop of 36. Whats the bus drivers name?

Choices:
A. fficer
B. filipino
C. compact
D. audience
E. ha your the bus driver

Answer: E


Choices:
A. passage
B. mississippi river
C. drive
D. racism
E. worse

Answer: B


I have five i's but cannot see  I have a mouth but cannot speack  I have a bed but do not sleep  What am I?

Choices:
A. bell
B. activity
C. goalmouth
D. atm
E. mississippi river

Answer: E


I have a long brunck I said tunck what am I?

Choices:
A. long blonde
B. division
C. elegirre
D. measure
E. braid

Answer: C


In 1990, a person is 15 years old.  In 1995 that same person is 10 years old.   How is this possible?

Choices:
A. post
B. years are in b c
C. maturity
D. grow older
E. experience things

Answer: B


here. . . .  there are some words here. . .    can you find it?

Choices:
A. can you find it
B. speak them
C. catchphrase
D. sign
E. denotation

Answer: A


Choices:
A. crumb
B. appliance
C. bread  not toast
D. kitchen appliance
E. device

Answer: C


There was a mighty hunter who lived in a village.   He killed a monster that_____________. The monster ha smagic.  When ever he dies, he will______________. What is the missing word???  He also cna come alive again. What is the missing word??

Choices:
A. network
B. vanish
C. makes
D. assistant
E. appearing

Answer: B


What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?

Choices:
A. trochlear nerve
B. compound eye
C. two pirates
D. singleton
E. have

Answer: C


whats a questionyoucan never answer no to?

Choices:
A. subatomic particle
B. canyouhear me now
C. give me a hug
D. secondary
E. riposte

Answer: B


Choices:
A. ejaculate
B. how tall you are
C. say
D. outgo
E. uphill

Answer: B


What is the thing which,  Once poured out,  Cannot be gathered again?

Choices:
A. quality
B. absorb water
C. spurt
D. rain or rainfall
E. mystique

Answer: D


i have a tail i live in a jungle i have white spots.  what am i?

Choices:
A. orchids
B. blue peter
C. paraffin wax
D. tailed white hen
E. vertical tail

Answer: D


A man road in to town on his horse on Friday and 3 days later he left on Friday how's that possible.

Choices:
A. machine
B. thoroughbred
C. easter time
D. count
E. horse name is friday

Answer: E


A mother with 3 children has one potato.  She wants to feed all her children equally how does she do it without useing fractions?

Choices:
A. wild potato
B. she makes mashed potatos
C. prince edward island
D. baked potato
E. potato chips

Answer: B


I sail the seas for money   As I attack anothers ship   Then I take the spoils of the battle   The enemy is in my grip     What am I?

Choices:
A. whaleboat
B. rib
C. pirate
D. catamaran
E. sailing

Answer: C


In Noahs ark, How many animals did Moses take with him Befor he went to Noahs Ark?

Choices:
A. on the moon
B. bacteria
C. hang
D. moses didnt take any animals
E. foil

Answer: D


Tom's Mother Has Three Childern, One Is Name Dime, One Is Named Nickle, What Is The Third One Called?

Choices:
A. use
B. coin purse
C. place name
D. calling
E. tom

Answer: E


toms mom has 3 kids the first ones name is june the seconds name was july ,but what was the third ones name

Choices:
A. eight
B. meter
C. tom
D. rolling papers
E. blue moon

Answer: C


toms mom has 4 kids there names are nickle,dime and,quarter what is the fouth kids name????

Choices:
A. epithet
B. matt
C. tom
D. smear word
E. boy

Answer: C


While walking down the street I met a man.  He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name.  What is the man's name?

Choices:
A. coin
B. kilt
C. and drew  andrew
D. checkbook
E. passageway

Answer: C


This lady was a cheerleader and a basketball player.    Oneday she had a cheerleading compatition and a basketball game on the same day.  So she went to the cheer leading compatition aswell as the basketball game at the same time.  How was she there playing at the basketball game and cheering at the cheerleading compotition at the same time?

Choices:
A. she was a twin
B. gymnastics
C. cheerleaders and dancers
D. crystal
E. give

Answer: A


What did Dracula send when he was invented to a Halloween bash?

Choices:
A. bashes
B. sent
C. operating system
D. fangyou note
E. newsletter

Answer: D


As I went over London Bridge  I met my sister Jenny.   I broke her neck and drank her blood  And left her standing empty.   What am I?

Choices:
A. barkeeper
B. drinks
C. restaurants
D. gin
E. discharge

Answer: D


A woman gives birth to two boys on the same day of the same month of the same year but they're not twins how is tthis possible?

Choices:
A. boy wonder
B. college boy
C. mestiza
D. she also had a girl
E. divorcee

Answer: D


what has 1,667,997,443 eyes but can not see?

Choices:
A. iron
B. feature
C. piece
D. learning
E. people

Answer: E


i am peace and war i can kill and i can save what am i?

Choices:
A. people
B. be
C. state
D. grease
E. chemical warfare

Answer: A


Make me thy lyre, even as the forests are.    What if my leaves fell like its own --   The tumult of thy mighty harmonies   Will take from both a deep autumnal tone.

Choices:
A. structure
B. single
C. shadows
D. noise
E. west wind

Answer: E


a cool treet that we can eat in summer                                                                                add in new riddles raabia

Choices:
A. icecream
B. innovation
C. iced tea
D. tropic of cancer
E. worms

Answer: A


There was one trail in Africa that the man cuold cross through. But there was two lions that were dying of hunger for days. How can the man cross if there are two lions dying of hunger?

Choices:
A. madagascar
B. bachelor
C. open plain
D. two lions were already dead
E. roman empire

Answer: D


Hickory-Dickory-Dock!   The mouse ran up the clock.    The clock struck one   and down did come.    Hickory-Dickory-Dock!    What am I?

Choices:
A. guillotine
B. water clock
C. use
D. still
E. proprietor

Answer: A


there is a boy called nikkie, his mother has the same name. . . . .  her name is spelt different . . .  how is it spelt?

Choices:
A. whipping boy
B. gives
C. nikki
D. giving birth
E. knox

Answer: C


What is attached to the mind yet pierces the skull, some are born with them but do not stand tall.

Choices:
A. peter
B. horns on an animal
C. great bear
D. bell
E. emotion

Answer: B


Two bodies have I, though both join'd in one;  The stiller I stand, the faster I run.

Choices:
A. hour glass
B. drive
C. cars
D. smooth
E. lectern

Answer: A


I've got your back, but I can let you down.   I can tell te truth, but I can also lie.   I can be nice, but also mean.   I can make you laugh, but I can make you cry.   I can stay the same,but I can change.   What am I?

Choices:
A. truth
B. stays
C. out
D. ally
E. im a sibling

Answer: E


I can be seen and can be touched,  But i can't be cought. . . .  What am I?

Choices:
A. beingseen
B. water
C. being known
D. anemone
E. counter

Answer: B


There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the Home Show.  One of them was the father of the other's son.     How could this be possible?

Choices:
A. they were a husbandwife pair
B. strip mall
C. arrangement
D. toe
E. property

Answer: A


What Is Greater Than God,Worse Than The Devil,The Blind See It,People Who Can See Can't See It,The Rich Need It,The Poor Have It. What Is It?

Choices:
A. nothing n_n
B. expression
C. adad
D. demonism
E. unemployed

Answer: A


My born colors are mint and cherry, usually I am covered with bright orbs and lights off fireworks circling me, what am I?

Choices:
A. forests
B. blankets
C. christmas tree
D. apple mint
E. edge

Answer: C


A secret agent is walking through a town square.   He has binoculars, a flowered shirt, and shorts.   How do you recognize him?

Choices:
A. council
B. grassy field
C. quarter
D. geometry
E. town square is empty

Answer: E


Forward and forward I go, never looking back.  My limit no one knows, more of me do they lack.  Like a river I do flow, and an eagle I fly.   Now can you guess, what am I?

Choices:
A. time  i am time
B. character
C. bullet
D. double
E. put

Answer: A


there was a boy who invited a friend over to play.  the mum said "im going to go to the shops now".  so she did.  the kids played footy inside.  when mum got home and said "you have been playing football haven't you?" How did she know??

Choices:
A. cradle
B. cut
C. glass was on outside
D. window was open
E. ground was wet

Answer: C


what is horribly ugly, repulsive, and can kill you?

Choices:
A. stiletto
B. mirrior   oh burn
C. poison
D. croak
E. cancer

Answer: B


What is the air around gettysburg called?

Choices:
A. spagettysburg
B. rerun
C. label
D. norn
E. plane

Answer: A


WHAT DOES A TURKEY DO WHEN HE FLIES UPSIDE DOWN?

Choices:
A. geese
B. he gobbles up
C. ankara
D. armenia
E. he swallows

Answer: B


each time you take a step you make one of me, but then you leave me behind

Choices:
A. march
B. movement
C. mystery
D. footprint
E. imprint

Answer: D


what is at the begining of The End  and at the end of love and time

Choices:
A. sigh
B. crystal
C. kama
D. leter e
E. glory

Answer: D


I come twice a week and once a year what am i?

Choices:
A. leter e
B. coming
C. rank
D. friday
E. birthday

Answer: A


one day a blonde is driving on the highway at 85 miles per hour then all of a sudden she crashes a cop comes up to her and askes "how did you crash miss" she says" well i was driving and i saw a tree so i swerved right then i saw another one so i swerved to the left then i crashed the cop looks in the car and says miss thats your         ?

Choices:
A. auto accessory
B. woodland
C. group
D. air freshener
E. honk

Answer: D


What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Choices:
A. baltic
B. pepper pot
C. camel
D. leekleak
E. cartel

Answer: D


Choices:
A. idea
B. peeonatree
C. best
D. great pyrenees
E. basenji

Answer: B


Yo Mamma is so ugly she went to an "Ugly Contest",  What do you think happened to her when she went to enter?????

Choices:
A. regret
B. they didn't want to win
C. they said sorry no pros
D. competed
E. fortune

Answer: C


Long legs, bandy thighs,  A litte head and no eyes.    What am I?

Choices:
A. pair of tongs
B. tibial vein
C. support
D. thigh
E. ham hock

Answer: A


When a carpenter starts a new house, where does she strike the first nail?

Choices:
A. polish
B. the eyebrows
C. on the head
D. nail holes
E. member of parliament

Answer: C


Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not.  What am I?

Choices:
A. progressive
B. culture
C. forward I am fat
D. word ton
E. column

Answer: D


A mile from end to end,  Yet as close to you as a friend.   A precious commodity, freely given.   Seen on the dead and on the living.   Found on the rich, poor, short and tall,  But shared among children most of all.

Choices:
A. close friend
B. simple smile
C. property
D. memory
E. note

Answer: B


there was one passenger but many driver!how is that???

Choices:
A. passenger train
B. slug
C. dead person
D. hunting
E. yacht

Answer: C


You are a bus driver.  He/she goes to the first stop, pick up 24 people.  second;67 third;97.   How old is the bus driver?

Choices:
A. latin
B. rocks
C. young
D. however old you are
E. doll

Answer: D


you have 3 houses next to eachother.  each house has 1 power source of 1 of the following  -water  -gas  -electric  how doyouget all of these into each house and NOT over lap or cross lines?

Choices:
A. devotion
B. not sure
C. christian
D. gloss
E. john

Answer: B


A man was bragging about his baseball team.  He said that their team won 5 to 0.  3 of those 5 points were home runs and 1 of those home runs were with bases loaded.  But, not a single man crossed home plate.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. they were all maried men
B. errors
C. thing
D. double
E. pope

Answer: A


you are stuck in a house   you have four objects to use  you have a wooden chair,a ladder  a piano,and an axe.   The axe is rubber  What would you use to get out??       hint*  you can't get out with breaking it  and you can only pick one object.

Choices:
A. gum
B. pedal
C. award
D. you use the piano keys
E. snaffle

Answer: D


What is it that goes through the wood and never touches a twig?

Choices:
A. rings
B. sound
C. feel
D. banjo
E. club

Answer: B


What can't be seen smelled touched              or tasted?

Choices:
A. tastes
B. modality
C. sound
D. see
E. sour

Answer: C


Choices:
A. i have so many problems
B. entertainment
C. report
D. enigma
E. solutions

Answer: A


There are two teams team A and team B on team A no one was playing.  In the middle of the match no one scored on team A, and at the end of the match team A still won.  How did team A win?

Choices:
A. play chess
B. play ball
C. no one is a peson
D. goal
E. act

Answer: C


Choices:
A. fly ball
B. buzz off
C. go
D. zipper
E. your beeing very anyyoning

Answer: E


I travel around the world and yet stuck in a corner place.                   Always have a number but never a name on my royal face!                   It might be tight but you  will get me right ,                     Do think of my mighty place

Choices:
A. stamp of uk
B. measure
C. town or city
D. high street
E. month

Answer: A


If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half. . .   How long does it take two chickens to lay two eggs?

Choices:
A. leap year
B. streamer
C. boundary
D. day and half
E. minute

Answer: D


Choices:
A. iron
B. black box
C. black forest
D. skunk in blender
E. column

Answer: D


I throw her in the air, she falls down: I throw her down, she rises in the air?

Choices:
A. whipping
B. air conditioning
C. moment
D. rubber ball
E. throw

Answer: D


Choices:
A. pair of banana
B. compact disc
C. put
D. giving
E. mathematical operation

Answer: A


A group of privates were standing in the blistering sun facing due west.  Their sergeant shouted at them:  Right turn!  About turn!  Left turn!   In which direction are they now facing?

Choices:
A. due south
B. place
C. east
D. directions
E. fan

Answer: C


Only one color, but not one size,    Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.     Present in sun, but not in rain,    Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.     What is it.

Choices:
A. gum
B. support
C. a gift
D. gazelle
E. its a shadow

Answer: E


If it takes 10 people 10 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 5 people to dig 1/2 a hole?

Choices:
A. shade
B. distance
C. 10 days
D. particle
E. leap

Answer: C


I live in a box, I come from a tree, I help the sick, Im blank as can be, I live with copies, and i can be colorful. . . . . . .  What am I?

Choices:
A. bead tree
B. music
C. site
D. tissue box full of tissues
E. chocolate tree

Answer: D


When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "    How old is she?

Choices:
A. grandfather
B. shes 12
C. undergraduate
D. mail
E. oxide

Answer: B


To cross the water I'm the way,  For water I'm above:  I touch it not and, truth to say,  I neither swim nor move.   What am I?

Choices:
A. bridge to help you cross
B. water flea
C. water wings
D. ice rink
E. creek

Answer: A


I am walking through a field.  There are no trees, I don't have an umbrella and I'm not wearing a raincoat, but I still manage not to get wet.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. wetland
B. snow gum
C. no water
D. forests
E. its not raining

Answer: E


I have keys that open no locks,  I have space, but there is no room,  You can enter, but you can't go in.   What am I?

Choices:
A. engineering
B. cubicle
C. jack
D. computer keyboard or typewriter
E. golf

Answer: D


The sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind.     What is it?

Choices:
A. blade of grass
B. shin
C. lawn tennis
D. typhoon
E. coach

Answer: A


What is tall,  And has a small friend,  They're in the same grade,  They go on adventures,  They help they're countrie day by day,  But one small friend choked on American Chop Suey.   But survived,  and still they are alive.

Choices:
A. interval
B. american dream
C. freak the mighty
D. arbor day
E. divisions

Answer: C


He was afraid to go home because of the man in the mask.    Who is the man in the mask?

Choices:
A. sphinx
B. machine
C. marmoset
D. man in mask is catcher
E. scary

Answer: D


there is a man going closer and closer to a field, but if he touches it he dies? why?

Choices:
A. hold
B. hes falling
C. cover
D. getting there
E. deaths

Answer: B


Twenty seven ducks are going to the pond.  Five of them got lost, thirteen of them are staying home, nine of them are at the pond.  Where are the rest of them

Choices:
A. come
B. pay
C. there arent any anywhere else
D. chinese
E. bone

Answer: C


There is one that has a head without an eye,    And there's one that has an eye without a head.     You may find the answer if you try;    And when all is said,    Half the answer hangs upon a thread.

Choices:
A. read a book
B. headway
C. reading
D. ask a question
E. pin and needle

Answer: E


Tomorrow is neither Wednesday nor Thursday.  yesterday was not Friday or Saturday.  Today is not Thursday or Sunday or Monday.  What is today?

Choices:
A. work is done
B. school is out
C. sat
D. christianity
E. today is friday

Answer: E


one day one man on a horse went into a town on a sunday and he was there for 4 days and he went back on wednsday and goes home how is that?

Choices:
A. get
B. ranch
C. computer user
D. horse is called wednsday
E. paddock

Answer: D


Tom has joined the track, he has to run around the school. Every time he runs he has to pull up his pants. Tom runs about 5 min and stops to pull up his pants he runs about almost half a mile in 5 min. He has to run 3 miles to make the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. He has to run 3 miles in 30 min and beat all the others with out stoping.   HOW CAN HE RUN FASTER WITH OUT STOPING????

Choices:
A. he needs a belt
B. breathlessness
C. friends
D. railroad track
E. tote bag

Answer: A


What has no lungs, arms, hearts, or brains, but has air?

Choices:
A. sucking in air
B. hit
C. supply
D. magic
E. bubble made by bubble wands

Answer: E


Whatquestion can you never answer yes to?

Choices:
A. y
B. theory
C. explanation
D. are you a sleep
E. sum

Answer: D


I'm assumed to be a gift that's priceless that can't be bought or sold,but my value is far greater than a mountain made of gold.

Choices:
A. goods
B. junk
C. loyal gift of friendship
D. birthday
E. political party

Answer: C


10  1110  3110   what will the 4th row of numbers be?

Choices:
A. dollar sign
B. calculators
C. arity
D. get to 1000
E. 132110

Answer: E


When The Moon Is Full I Am Whole,  When The Moon Is Crescent I Am Halfed,  When There Is An Eclipse I Am Gone,  What Am I ?

Choices:
A. go
B. jaffcake
C. above
D. drive
E. fossa

Answer: B


What bell has no ring but still makes the angels sing?

Choices:
A. powder
B. fly to the moon
C. teach a lesson
D. belle the flower
E. room

Answer: D


Choices:
A. lazy to eat vegetables
B. exuviae
C. roan
D. lionlazy to shave
E. chordate

Answer: D


A lady was responsible for hundreds of deaths but was never charged.  How is this?

Choices:
A. fellow
B. spitfire
C. women
D. sweetheart
E. lady was madam guillotine

Answer: E


A man walks into a hardware store and sees the cost of a thing what he cannot work out what it is.  it says you can buy 1 for 50p, 23 for Â£1 and 267 for Â£1. 50.    what am it is the unknow item?

Choices:
A. belongings
B. journey
C. there door numbers
D. litter
E. boring

Answer: C


I appear to be important to you.  I go everywhere with you . My back appears to be of multi-coloured. I have two holes that's full of hair.  I'm shiny. Under my hair is the color pink. I can't hear nor see but i need oxygen this my best friend.  Can you tell me who am i?

Choices:
A. out
B. mouse
C. cakehole
D. horse
E. im your nostrils

Answer: E


why did the chicken run across the football field?

Choices:
A. projectile
B. cards
C. postgraduate
D. referee called foul
E. goals

Answer: D


what is small and thin but is so long it can be extended around the world more then once?

Choices:
A. creature
B. hamster
C. small intestine
D. your veins and arteries
E. snail

Answer: D


Whats the relationship between you and your father's sister's cousin's brother's father?

Choices:
A. cousins
B. paw
C. grandfather
D. state
E. relatives

Answer: E


what could nevr fly up and never fly down, but go side to side?

Choices:
A. airplanes
B. plane
C. movement
D. human being
E. planes

Answer: D


I have four legs in the morning  I have two legs in the mid-day  I have and three legs in the evening  What am I?

Choices:
A. single
B. period
C. human being
D. gown
E. kneecap

Answer: C


Choices:
A. boring
B. it will help you
C. it was filled with problesm
D. island
E. it's more relatable

Answer: C


How can you eat and study at the same time?

Choices:
A. swill
B. use television
C. text
D. eat alphabet soup
E. fine

Answer: D


Choices:
A. calf
B. features
C. fontanelle
D. when its a little cross
E. pinky

Answer: D


Play my music, if you dare.  Turn my crank, although I'm square.    Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare.    What am I?

Choices:
A. foursquare
B. quartet
C. beer mat
D. forte
E. jackinthebox

Answer: E


Choices:
A. place
B. function
C. fitness
D. my watch
E. rapid

Answer: D


how many animals of each gender did Moses take aboard the ark?

Choices:
A. non noah did
B. hamster
C. meatpacking
D. protoplasm
E. biped

Answer: A


what can be read, needs the use of your mind, but has a pretty dumb answer?

Choices:
A. results
B. standing order
C. test
D. this riddle
E. notion

Answer: D


i am black and white and full of words. i know ive been read.  what am i?

Choices:
A. breed
B. this riddle
C. reply
D. secret
E. blackball

Answer: B


3 ladies went to a restraunt for a meal the bill came to Â£30 so they decided to pay Â£10 each, but the manager feels sorry for them so tells the waiter to give them Â£5. 00 back between them, but the waiter gives them all 1Â£ back to stop argumants and jkepps the other Â£2. 00 for himself, so that means that the ladies paid Â£9. 00 each, so 3x9=27+2=29, so wheres the other Â£1 gone?

Choices:
A. this riddle has no answer
B. mail
C. knight
D. are
E. loss of money

Answer: A


The young of a pig is called piglet and the young of a owl is called owlet. What is the young of a bull called?

Choices:
A. encounter
B. connection
C. bullock
D. pen
E. bullet not calf

Answer: E


Choices:
A. beef
B. bull dozer
C. mattress
D. dreamer
E. bedsores

Answer: B


A man is standing in a bar when he suddenly sees someone run by with a gun.  He is baffled by this person running by and decides to pursue him.  The man happens to be a police man and he chases the man with the gun for a long time.  by the time the police man finally reaches the man with the gun he arrests him.     What was the first thing the policeman did?

Choices:
A. turn
B. public
C. policeman
D. he stood in bar
E. meeting place

Answer: D


what are two things you cant have for breakfast?

Choices:
A. birthday
B. napkin
C. lunch and dinner
D. biscuit
E. quality

Answer: C


Choices:
A. structure
B. flea
C. nut
D. bill
E. fifty pennies

Answer: E


Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.  Why not?

Choices:
A. penguins only live in antartica
B. movement
C. birds
D. starvation
E. penguin's nest

Answer: A


what do you call a hot dog before its heated

Choices:
A. steam heat
B. cold dog
C. lassie
D. scald
E. houses

Answer: B


I'm as plain to see as black & white.   I prefer to roam about at night.   Just don't attack or startle me.   Or odiferous emissions may result you see.   I'm an omnivore yes it's true.   But what's my name tell me do.

Choices:
A. skunk
B. nightshirt
C. elect
D. hill
E. creature

Answer: A


Choices:
A. white corpuscle
B. skunk
C. pearly
D. clarinet
E. foam

Answer: B


What do you get when you cross a clown and a goat?

Choices:
A. silly billy
B. patriarchal cross
C. crozier
D. goats
E. farm animal

Answer: A


I'm light I'm dark yet I'm not always around.   Sometimes I'm have sometimes I'm full.    What am I?

Choices:
A. im the moon
B. heavy
C. be my shadow
D. headlight
E. sound

Answer: A


A plane takeoff it goes towards East nd Crashes there so now where would survivors be buried???

Choices:
A. nim
B. distance
C. choir
D. survivors are not buried
E. jack

Answer: D


Choices:
A. you neak up on it
B. bowler
C. squat
D. slang
E. bunny girl

Answer: A


A big boss had a brother who died.  What relation was the big boss to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer!)

Choices:
A. his sister
B. brethren
C. seminary
D. blood brother
E. members

Answer: A


My bottom is very large, my top is small, and I have ears.

Choices:
A. mountaineers
B. common
C. cornhusk
D. small talk
E. plough

Answer: A


A necklace is found on the body of a dead man.  He is lying in the middle of a court room holding a blank piece of paper.  Who did the necklace belong to?

Choices:
A. paul ripstein
B. healing
C. centrist
D. middle age
E. parchment

Answer: A


You might love me in summer but I never like the sun .  The hotter the weather , the softer I get .  What am I ?

Choices:
A. comet
B. closer
C. sound
D. ice  cream
E. melting

Answer: D


It has rib bones and back bones.   It swallows human beings whole, then spits them out alive.

Choices:
A. house
B. independent
C. abyss
D. jeep
E. level

Answer: A


Im a object that reflect of other object. I am coverd with many gallons of water/iam a coverd with with water. In the dark you would not see it.  when its light you will?what am i????????

Choices:
A. water dog
B. watering pot
C. pond
D. low
E. splash

Answer: C


You imagine that you are in a bricked up room.  How do you get out?

Choices:
A. you stop imagining
B. courtroom
C. gallery
D. accommodation
E. fancy

Answer: A


Imagine you are in a box and you are in the middle of the ocean. Your hands ,feet,and mouth are tied up and you cant move. You have no scissors,no knifes,no nothing to cut out of you rope. There is also one more thing,you only have 60 seconds until you sink and die. What do you do?

Choices:
A. final cut
B. bugle
C. you stop imagining
D. no food to eat
E. tap

Answer: C


Just Imagine your locked up in a box filled with water and there are sharks all around you, what do you do?

Choices:
A. fountain
B. turn
C. you stop imagining
D. hit
E. tap

Answer: C


A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy                       Why?

Choices:
A. he had the hicupps
B. male person
C. remembering
D. wonder boy
E. water wheel

Answer: A


if a pink house is pink, a yellow house yellow, a purple house purple, what colors a green house

Choices:
A. houses
B. its clear
C. material
D. very clear
E. urine

Answer: B


21 people jumpe into a lake.  24 heads pop up.  how is this possible?

Choices:
A. bullies
B. sputter
C. 20 forheads
D. troop
E. tribune

Answer: C


a father (who's a doctor) and his son were driving in a car and they get into a horrible accident.  the father dies and the son is in critical condition.  the ambulance arrives and brings the son to the hospital.  the doctor is about to operate on the son until the doctor said "i can't operate on him, he's my son".  Who's the doctor that won't operate on the son?

Choices:
A. disinfectant
B. emergency room
C. cord
D. waiting room
E. mother is doctor

Answer: E


There are only 12 of these in the world but everyone has one.  What's the answer?

Choices:
A. oceans
B. birthstone
C. world series
D. tests
E. comeback

Answer: B


What kind of mint does Base players Chew?

Choices:
A. music
B. column
C. basemint
D. counterfeit
E. rank

Answer: C


son. dad iam so happy because my class miss asked one question no one answers  dad. what is the question?  son . miss asked who broked the window?  dad. what doyousay?

Choices:
A. conjugation
B. son i broked the window
C. looking glass
D. declension
E. violin family

Answer: B


WHAT DO YOU CALL CHESSE THATS NOT YOURS!

Choices:
A. nacho chesse
B. auxesis
C. dat
D. west germany
E. surname

Answer: A


I am big sink, with a curtain.  I even have soap.  What am I?

Choices:
A. cloth
B. bathing
C. bathtub
D. suds
E. salt

Answer: C


a lady was found dead at the bottom of a cliff holding a peace of straw(hay)she commited suicide but did not jump of the cliff how did she die.

Choices:
A. she drew the shortest straw
B. end pain
C. was depressed
D. package
E. doomed

Answer: A


Choices:
A. thruway
B. checkpoint
C. going to the shellstation
D. thoroughfare
E. bypass

Answer: C


I always point in the right direction.  My instructions are written in black and white.  Disobey me and pay the consequences.  I will never say more than two words at a time.  What am I?

Choices:
A. expression
B. presentation
C. print
D. one way sign
E. crosswalk

Answer: D


A baby is just born from a black mother and a white father.  What is the color of the baby's teeth?

Choices:
A. gear
B. take
C. steel
D. parents to teach the child
E. newborns dont have teeth

Answer: E


I am very colorful, triangular, but most people don't follow my rules.  What am I?

Choices:
A. poor people
B. food pyrimid
C. exercising
D. janitors
E. album

Answer: B


Title: THE WORLD'S HARDEST RIDDLE"  Body: I turn polar bears white  and I will make you cry.   I make guys have to pee  and girls comb their hair.   I make celebrities look stupid  and normal people look like celebrities.   I turn pancakes brown  and make your champane bubble.   If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.   If you look at me, you'll pop.   Can you guess the riddle?

Choices:
A. poor people
B. machine
C. dust
D. cars
E. grease

Answer: E


I am a thing that spiders make.  I am white and thinn but if you see me in a moniter I am multi-colors.  What am I?

Choices:
A. use
B. abstraction
C. spider plant
D. web in the internet
E. arachnid

Answer: D


Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?

Choices:
A. worms
B. because there is no atmosphere
C. sphere
D. indigestion
E. dust

Answer: B


there is a black car with black windows weels and rims under a steet lamp but the street lamp is broken how can you see the car ?

Choices:
A. magnet
B. day light
C. blackout
D. floorboard
E. color

Answer: B


What did teeth give their teeth friends when they were sad?

Choices:
A. taste
B. denture
C. plaque
D. palate
E. mouthwash to brighten them up

Answer: E


Choices:
A. footbridge
B. flyover
C. chopped
D. who cares
E. agnus dei

Answer: D


There's a person who is at a store.  Is it a boy or a girl?

Choices:
A. worker
B. robot
C. secretary
D. who cares
E. character

Answer: D


WHAT ARE THE SCHOOL BULLY'S FAVOURITE COLOURS?

Choices:
A. iron
B. group
C. gold
D. crayon
E. blue and black

Answer: E


The boy is a boy and the girl is a girl but the girl has no idea that she is a girl and the boy has no idea that he is a girl.  The boy has long hair and the girl has short hair and the girl takes her top off in front of everyone while the boy thinks that rude and disgusting.  Who's who.

Choices:
A. oil
B. dolichocephalic
C. their both babies
D. boy
E. catch

Answer: C


Choices:
A. when its a wagn
B. houses
C. wash
D. maltese
E. lizards

Answer: A


Choices:
A. anemone
B. from dixie cups
C. salt
D. swim in
E. form

Answer: B


One day a boy ate cookies while his wife said "Don't eat them or I'll eat your flesh for dinner".  The next week he was still alive, how?

Choices:
A. cookies are gross
B. uxoricide
C. measure
D. boys dont have wives
E. boys to be boys

Answer: D


What happens when you breed a a lion and a tiger???

Choices:
A. stud
B. effect
C. weed
D. limp
E. liger

Answer: E


Granny looked up from her rocking chair and said:   As far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket.  What is it?

Choices:
A. section
B. inexpensive item
C. reading
D. word knitter
E. morpheme

Answer: D


Tara has $29. 00 dollars.  She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3. 00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2. 00 each.  She spend the rest of her money on markers.  How much money did she spend on markers

Choices:
A. felidae
B. daniel
C. 9 00 on markers
D. dressmaker
E. leviathan

Answer: C


There is a golden bungalow everything in the bungalow is gold - what colour are the stairs???

Choices:
A. watermelon
B. shades
C. bungalows dont have stairs
D. ramp
E. suburbs

Answer: C


What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

Choices:
A. progress
B. function
C. stamp hehehehehehehe
D. joint
E. package

Answer: C


Imagine your in a big steel box with absolutely no way out.  How do you escape?

Choices:
A. travel
B. turn
C. stop imagining  it
D. nothing to do with
E. dodge

Answer: C


Choices:
A. cherry tree
B. ailanthus
C. fir tree
D. flood control
E. burl

Answer: C


a woman shots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him then she takes him out for dinner that night

Choices:
A. birthday
B. she is a photographer
C. stars
D. bridesmaid
E. escort

Answer: B


I AM OF SAME COLOR IN AND OUT.   FOUND IN EVERY COUNTRY.   EVERY ONE HAS ONE OR 100  GUESS WHAT I AM??

Choices:
A. mainland
B. ottoman empire
C. azerbaijan
D. tshirt
E. huns

Answer: D


These two people you may have grown up with when you where little.  They are old and warmhearted.  We would not be here if it wasn't for them.  You could talk to them when you where down and more importantly when no one was around.  They may have spoild you  and then again they could be mean.  But some are nice and some are small like rice but I know I love mine for they are all mine. Who are these people.

Choices:
A. fine
B. liking
C. room
D. aunt and uncle
E. our granparents

Answer: E


ifyouwere in a building with no windows and allyouhad was piece of gold mirror and rock how wouldyouget out

Choices:
A. foundry
B. gable
C. climb the ladder
D. use the door
E. college

Answer: D


A man comes into a jail to visit a prisoner there.  A guard stops him and says,"Hold it right there.  Only relatives can visit. "   The man says," Brothers and sisters, I have none.  That man's father is my father's son. "  How are the man and prisoner related?

Choices:
A. cops
B. straw man
C. airman
D. women
E. prisoner is mans son

Answer: E


A duck is swimming in a lake.  A cat is sitting in her tail.  If the duck dives, what happens to the cat?

Choices:
A. swimming
B. surface
C. isle
D. he gets wet
E. salt

Answer: D


their is a plane crash on the border of the USA and mexico.  Where do you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. nowhere their survivors
B. centavo
C. place
D. charleston
E. album

Answer: A


What has roots as nobody sees,  Is taller than trees,  Up,up it goes,  And yet never grows?

Choices:
A. mountain of course
B. act
C. peep
D. dogs
E. hill

Answer: A


you ride into a town on wednesday,you stay three days and leave on wednesday.   how is that possible?

Choices:
A. your horses name is wednesday
B. beaver
C. prance
D. condominium
E. performing

Answer: A


Choices:
A. pads
B. sratch paper
C. stock
D. handwriting
E. egg

Answer: B


About the size of a squash,  He robs the whole village.

Choices:
A. bob
B. rat
C. squish
D. learning
E. jackfruit

Answer: B


old mother twitchet had one eye and a long tail that she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of tail in her trap what is mother twitchet?

Choices:
A. means
B. salamander
C. tailcat
D. mother lode
E. reply

Answer: B


what is ugly has a internet and think they are smart?

Choices:
A. trig
B. wis
C. trim
D. real life
E. y  o  u

Answer: E


I have caught 50.  I own 100.  How did i get them?

Choices:
A. serve
B. i mugged professer oak
C. grasp
D. hasp
E. root

Answer: B


I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy.  I have two arms, but only one foot.  What am I?

Choices:
A. woman
B. leg
C. lazy boy recliner
D. saxophone
E. garment

Answer: C


You can do it in vessels for getting you clean.   You can do it to fabric to stop being seen.   You are doing it when you've come up short.   You've done it too when you've equalled in sport.   This may sound like there should be images but then,  You can do all those things without pencil or pen.    What is the word?

Choices:
A. draw
B. flow
C. cover
D. ballpoint pen
E. yacht

Answer: A


what do basketball players read in their spare time?

Choices:
A. gambler
B. tall tales
C. sneakers
D. opener
E. zero hour

Answer: B


So a guy walks into a bar, sits down and the bar and starts talking to the bartender.   he tells the bartender what was wrong with him.   then he said, "man, i really need a glass of water. "  the bartender pulls out a real, loaded gun, and flips the safety switch.   "oh my gosh!" the man yells, then says, "thanks you so much!" and walks out of the bar.   what was wrong with him?  hint: he asked for water, but he wasnt's thirsty.

Choices:
A. public house
B. slave
C. he had the hiccups
D. thanks
E. sugar daddy

Answer: C


U r the bus driver!!!  2 pwople get on  1 person gets off  10 people get on   4 people get off  6 people get on   4 people get off whatcolor is the bus drivers shirt???

Choices:
A. color of ur shirt
B. fficer
C. shoot
D. maroon
E. black tie

Answer: A


a man walked into a bath room with a real loaded gun and real bullets loaded in,he shot him self in betwen the eyes and lived!how did he do it and no,he's not superman or he didnt miss.

Choices:
A. gun carriage
B. bb gun
C. holster
D. he shot his reflection
E. bandolier

Answer: D


Choices:
A. whelp
B. paper tiger
C. because they are lousy cookers
D. spring roll
E. desire to travel

Answer: C


A ship that puts a road in order,  What is it?

Choices:
A. way
B. smoothing iron
C. conveyance
D. down
E. sailing vessel

Answer: B


a mother has children.  all of them are green eyed but 2,all of them are blye eyed but 2 and all of them are brown eyed but 2.  how many children does she have?

Choices:
A. 3
B. baba
C. lacrimal bone
D. ametropia
E. olivine

Answer: A


a duck behind two ducks, a duck in front of two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how many ducks are their?

Choices:
A. canvasback
B. shuffler
C. takes
D. 3
E. servant

Answer: D


if your bedroom were pitch dark and you needed a pair of matching socks, how many socks would you need to take out the drawer if there are 10 white socks and 10 blue ones?

Choices:
A. 3
B. dutchman
C. gown
D. nave
E. trestle

Answer: A


I come in different shapes and sizes.  Part of me are curves, others are straight.  You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.    What am I?

Choices:
A. religion
B. crust
C. jigsaw puzzle piece
D. silver
E. feature

Answer: C


Dr.  Frank and Mr.  Dunce played 7 games of chess.  Each won the same amount of games.  There were no ties or draws.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. sorcerer
B. program
C. recreation
D. they did not play eachother
E. gamecock

Answer: D


There is a one story house and everything in the house is green (the floor, cieling/wall, furniture, etc. ).  You walk in and you ask what kind of shade of green the stairs.  What does the tour guide say?

Choices:
A. spa
B. house is one story
C. living quarters
D. music
E. well

Answer: B


two brothers where born on the same day in the same same year the same mother and father but their not twines what are they??

Choices:
A. triplet
B. indiction
C. they where triplites
D. bearer
E. momma

Answer: C


Henry was out walking one day.  He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law.  What did Henry call her?

Choices:
A. stopping
B. touch
C. he called her mom
D. aunt
E. daughter of a king

Answer: C


If you are allergic to pineapples, are you allergic to pineneedles? Are you allergic to pines, and are you allergic to apples?

Choices:
A. apple butter
B. nope  just pineapples
C. swiss mountain pine
D. monterey pine
E. just pineapps

Answer: B


A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky.    Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing.    What am I?

Choices:
A. pink butterfly
B. beautiful butterfly
C. fountain
D. dust
E. lonely bird

Answer: B


A man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor.  Why?

Choices:
A. buildings
B. it is too high
C. dust
D. he lives on the roof
E. machine

Answer: D


i enjoy the earths creations and never kill.  What i do to be happy is ilegal what am I.

Choices:
A. vegan
B. seism
C. unhappy
D. stoner
E. invention

Answer: D


nanma wanna mela airna savari                           wanna nanma mele airna

Choices:
A. missouri
B. nevada
C. mantra
D. mulberry
E. oppari

Answer: E


theres a pipe a carrot and a button that fell to the ground. what had happen?

Choices:
A. snowman had melted
B. piping
C. kick
D. groundwork
E. pause

Answer: A


Choices:
A. fish and ships
B. kelp
C. remove
D. tropical waters
E. seven seas

Answer: A


Derrek's mother had some money, a quarter, a nickle and a penny.  She had three kids, quarterless, nicholas, and what was the last one's name?

Choices:
A. loan
B. derrek
C. nickel
D. quarterleaf
E. presidents

Answer: B


Choices:
A. see
B. adding up
C. time in a bottle
D. wildcat
E. mark

Answer: C


the more we make the more we leave behind what are we?

Choices:
A. carbon monoxide poisoning
B. foot prints
C. skip
D. blow
E. digital footprint

Answer: B


Choices:
A. finish
B. doggymnasium
C. black
D. he uses the paws button
E. tumbler

Answer: D


When my skin gets peeled, I bleed, when someone cuts me in half they see cancer spots forming, when held I'm a bucket of water, what am I?

Choices:
A. wellspring
B. artesian well
C. paradigm
D. cargo
E. watermeleon

Answer: E


A man rode into town on friday, and three days later he rode out on friday. . .   How?

Choices:
A. sled
B. friday is the horses name
C. parking
D. prance
E. sundown

Answer: B


Choices:
A. practice
B. submerine
C. rail
D. mural
E. belt

Answer: B


A man lives on the 10th floor of his apartment building.  Every day when he leaves for work he takes the elevator to the 1st floor.    When he comes back from work he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th floor.    Why does he stop at the 7th floor on his way back home?

Choices:
A. arch
B. pornography
C. team
D. hes a midget
E. live in poverty

Answer: D


Choices:
A. smoke pot
B. they're stupid
C. they were calm and collected
D. movie stars
E. own property

Answer: C


What is big and heavy and sounds like mouses.

Choices:
A. half brother
B. material
C. support
D. houses
E. armadillo

Answer: D


24 white horses on a red hill 12 go up and 12 go down what am i?

Choices:
A. winter
B. stands
C. of cource im your teeth
D. herringbone
E. card

Answer: C


A boy and his father/Mr. Smith are driving in a car they get into a acedent Mr. Smith died instantly and the boy was rushed to the hospital and then the docter says "I cant operate on this boy he is my son. " Who is the docter?

Choices:
A. it was his mother
B. sign
C. godfather
D. page
E. fatherliness

Answer: A


there was a man who lives in a (title) and on the 13th floor.   he goes to work every day and he hates the stairs.  when it is raining he goes to the 13th floor; when it is sunny he goes to the 8th floor and takes the stairs.   Why is that???

Choices:
A. room
B. mission
C. he is short
D. dislike stairs
E. lawyers

Answer: C


a man left home.  he took a right, another right and a final right.  when he got back he saw two masked men.  Who were they?

Choices:
A. ejaculator
B. equity
C. backcatcher and umpire
D. guardian
E. clinch

Answer: C


How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Choices:
A. lighting
B. birds
C. shaft
D. none vampires like the dark
E. screws

Answer: D


A man walked into a bar called Tom and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at Tom.  Tom walked away happy with out the glass of water                                         Why?

Choices:
A. proposition
B. completion
C. because he had the hiccups
D. twelve
E. umpire

Answer: C


A man is 20 years old but has only had 5 birthdays.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. his birthday is leap year
B. hill
C. messenger
D. senior
E. he was born febuary 29th

Answer: E


I am a key but i open no door  I will never fit into any lock  I help to play music but only with others of my own kind  I can not do my job alone,    What am I?

Choices:
A. instrumental music
B. piano key
C. polyphony
D. folk music
E. cornet

Answer: B


A man and his family are going for a drive, when they run out of gas.  They are three miles from the nearest gas station, so the man has to walk there to get gas.  He knows that they are in a bad area, so before leaving he tells his family to roll up their windows and shut their doors, which they do.  When he gets back, all his family are shot dead.  None of the family are homicidal or suicidal.  How did they die?

Choices:
A. kick
B. car is a convertible
C. run out of fuel
D. xi
E. free

Answer: B


The police arrived at a crime scene, there is a car parked on the side of the road, there is a man inside with 2 gun shot to the heart and one to the head, the windows are up, the doors are lock and the car is still running.   There is no bullet holes anywhere on the car and no puddle of blood outside the car.   The police found no gun in the car.   How is it possible that the man got killed?

Choices:
A. car is a convertible
B. slope
C. entree
D. pigeons
E. screw

Answer: A


When the child place his school books on the television after he returned from school what was his plan?

Choices:
A. resource
B. place
C. play video games
D. to watch payperview
E. dimension

Answer: D


what do you get when you combine roller skates & a rocking chair.

Choices:
A. pop music
B. armchair
C. rocking horse
D. put
E. rock n roll

Answer: E


A dying king told his two sons that the one's whose horse got to Mecca last would inherit his kingdom.  At first the two boy's tried to ride as slowly as possible towards Mecca.  That night they stayed at the local inn.  They told the innkeeper their dilemna and he spoke two words to them.  The next morning the boy's were racing as fast as they could to Mecca.  What had the innkeeper told them? Remember: two words!

Choices:
A. clippers
B. boy
C. switch horses
D. sequence
E. finish race

Answer: C


there is a guy who is going around the store trying to find green olives.  he runs into two girls that look excatly alike and he asks them if they were twins.  they say no but mention that they have the same birth parnets and were born on the same day and year.  how is that possible?

Choices:
A. fancy
B. brief
C. they are tripplets
D. salvation
E. grizzly bear

Answer: C


I go where you go ! but i don't make a sound.  I'm loud when i need to be .  And silent when you put me down . In any given day you can have up to ten those can be your ememy can also be your friend what i'm i ?

Choices:
A. sit quietly
B. cell phone
C. drum
D. speaking
E. relative

Answer: B


A runner ran a distance and turnned left. He ran the same distance and made another left. He ran the same distance again and made a left. When he came home there were two masked men. Who were the masked men?

Choices:
A. chapel
B. finish line
C. bondman
D. cater and umpire
E. leap

Answer: D


My first is a number, my second another,   And each, I assure you, wil rhyme with the other.    My first you will find is one-fifth of my second,   And trly my whole a long period reckoned.    Yet my first and my seond(nay, think not I cozen),   When added together will make but two dozen.     How many am I?

Choices:
A. two and one
B. phonebook
C. four score
D. crowd
E. interval

Answer: C


You have a barrel full of water that weighs 30 pounds. What do you add to it to make it weigh 20 pounds?

Choices:
A. aquatic birds
B. you add holes
C. cool off
D. make pot
E. thin it out

Answer: B


You in a grocery store with only a table and mirror.  How do you get out?

Choices:
A. pets
B. looking glass
C. walk out the front door
D. compare prices
E. record

Answer: C


I am a three digit number.    My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.    My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.    What number am I?

Choices:
A. route
B. Integer
C. number 194
D. butanone
E. equations

Answer: C


A cowboy rode into town on Friday.  He spent three days (72 hours) in town, and rode home on Friday.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. cowboys  horses name was friday
B. tile
C. period
D. performer
E. roper

Answer: A


a man named pete and a man named repeat where in a boat pete fell out who was left

Choices:
A. plunge
B. press
C. synonym
D. repeat   then repat the question
E. tarzan

Answer: D


imagine if you were in a sinking boat 50 miles out in the indian ocean. there was lots of shaks around the sinnking boat and there was no large items in the boat to block the hole up .  how would you get out of it?

Choices:
A. message
B. monument
C. stop imaginig
D. horse
E. stop imagining

Answer: C


What question can you never anwser yes to.

Choices:
A. are you alseep yet
B. affirmative
C. probe
D. nay
E. answers

Answer: A


light as a feather yet no man can hold it for long.  what is it?

Choices:
A. ones breath
B. lover
C. sexist
D. sister
E. hero

Answer: A


I am purple, pink, blue, and yellow what am i

Choices:
A. navy blue
B. blueberry
C. Questions
D. purple gallinule
E. somthing weird

Answer: E


There is a boat attached to a dock by a rope.  Hanging from the boat is a ladder.  The ladder has three bars on it.  Each bar is a foot long.  There is a foot and a half between each bar.  Three bars are visible above the water.  When the tide rises 3 feet how many bars will be visible?

Choices:
A. level
B. fisher
C. three boats float
D. hush
E. lagoon

Answer: C


you choose when i make a sound, how i make a sound and how loud it will be.  i move but i dont what am i

Choices:
A. alert
B. clap
C. gargle
D. t v
E. phenomenon

Answer: D


I have a house there in nothing in it but a rocking chair it goes back and foward how does it move?

Choices:
A. it never moved
B. twist
C. it goes back and forth
D. it was there
E. halt

Answer: A


A jumper of ditches,  A leaper of thorns,  A little grey man with two leathe horns.

Choices:
A. judge
B. beatles
C. jack
D. hare
E. brocket

Answer: D


A basketball drops from nowhere and nobody is around.   So how does the ball get there?

Choices:
A. effect
B. it doesnt fall
C. passing
D. being
E. bowl

Answer: B


If normal monkeys eat bananas what do special monkeys eat?

Choices:
A. chew
B. tundra
C. prague
D. also bananas
E. zoological gardens

Answer: D


thers 3 kindergarten kids walking down the street black blonde and brunttte who most pretty?

Choices:
A. black because she is 17
B. olive
C. soot
D. blonde because she is blonde
E. pothole

Answer: A


What's held in a case, takes flight and spirals through the air, but never moves?

Choices:
A. staircase
B. housing
C. lodge
D. ventilation system
E. dust

Answer: A


Choices:
A. review
B. staircase
C. progress
D. give
E. ride

Answer: B


Choices:
A. capital
B. secret
C. iron
D. staircase
E. set

Answer: D


I have a flame but i'm not a fire pit I use gas and i'm usually black sometimes right on your patio what am I?

Choices:
A. flame thrower
B. grill
C. property
D. cut
E. cover

Answer: B


What type of cat can also be a type of weed?

Choices:
A. dandylion
B. clowder
C. blood group
D. cell
E. brand

Answer: A


What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Choices:
A. oceans
B. representation
C. mountain with mountainears
D. provincial
E. prosimian

Answer: C


I go around in circles    But always straight ahead,    Never complain    No matter where I am led.

Choices:
A. technology
B. return
C. plane
D. bone
E. wagon wheel

Answer: E


If fish lived on land, where would they live?

Choices:
A. coast
B. in finland
C. pike
D. maritime museum
E. farmland

Answer: B


if you eat something that you can find outside and you won't die from it.  what is it?

Choices:
A. gazelle
B. spring forth
C. turn into stone
D. answer is a snowflake
E. opinion

Answer: D


A man and his son are going for a drive, and the car crashes.  The father is killed, and the son is rushed to hospital in critical condition.  He is just about to be operated on, when the chief surgeon says, "I can't operate on him.  He is my son. " How is this possible?

Choices:
A. doctors
B. fatherhood
C. chief surgeon is his mother
D. dads
E. healing

Answer: C


there were 4 men on a boat.  the boat sank and not a singel man got wet, what happened?

Choices:
A. all the men were married
B. founder
C. go swimming
D. make sex
E. mount a horse

Answer: A


I can crunch in your mouth I can also melt in your mouth at the same time What am I??????

Choices:
A. see
B. crunch bar
C. winter
D. purpose
E. track record

Answer: B


When i go fast you cannot see me when i go slow you cannot see me who i am ?????????????????????

Choices:
A. deep
B. bullet
C. ans  air  wind
D. crash
E. liveliness

Answer: C


Knock Know. Who's there? Kowse. kowse who?

Choices:
A. open door
B. antiknock
C. tell
D. kowse moo
E. mow

Answer: D


You don't want me, although I keep coming back.  You make me, but then get rid of me like that.   What am I?

Choices:
A. drop
B. port
C. coin
D. stranglehold
E. garbage

Answer: E


canyouname three consective days with out using Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Choices:
A. commencement day
B. speech day
C. sun set
D. today tomorrow yesterday
E. nanosecond

Answer: D


Ok.  Imagine You Was Driving A Bus, You Had 10 Passengers You Dropped Off 5 You Picked Up 100 You Dropped Off 15 Then You Picked Up 10. . . .   What Was The Drivers Name?

Choices:
A. you your name lol
B. ice pick
C. test drive
D. golf stroke
E. elect

Answer: A


Choices:
A. out
B. chinese
C. surface
D. room
E. dog kennel

Answer: E


I will scare your animals, and steal the dark.  I come and go making my mark.  I am hot to the touch, but men say i am cool.  I cannot be harnessed, i am no man's tool.  What am I?

Choices:
A. picket
B. i an a lightning bolt
C. malevolent
D. club
E. low

Answer: B


There was a man walking on the street and did not have feet how can he move if he does not have feet??

Choices:
A. his feet hit the ground
B. sewing machine
C. passageway
D. he is flying
E. marmoset

Answer: D


i will dance , i will sing , but i do no have life .  How am i ?????????????????????????????????

Choices:
A. fireside
B. caller
C. jump around
D. answer  t v
E. being

Answer: D


What is the difference between a new 20 dollar bill and an old one?

Choices:
A. banks
B. duckbill
C. cents
D. 19 dollars
E. cash

Answer: D


whats black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Choices:
A. horse
B. three eyes
C. vegetables
D. three penguins and a pickle
E. seal

Answer: D


What do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?

Choices:
A. way
B. run
C. javanese
D. swimming
E. bluepoint

Answer: B


What did the p. e teacher say to the fat kid?

Choices:
A. kiddy
B. take bus
C. caprylic acid
D. run
E. baste

Answer: D


I am round like a disc, I am rough, but I am flat.  If you lose me, it's hard to win me back.  What am I?

Choices:
A. bullet
B. loser
C. surface
D. poker chip
E. file

Answer: D


Choices:
A. high crime
B. guangzhou
C. electracity
D. semarang
E. account

Answer: C


Choices:
A. come
B. dare
C. dachshund
D. he was a wiener
E. bouviers des flandres

Answer: D


You cannot read me but a dvd can.  You can write on me and the computer can write in me.  Wath am I?

Choices:
A. cddvd
B. speechwriter
C. looking
D. interrupt
E. entertainment

Answer: A


You buy a parrot and the seller says it repeats every thing it hears but then he spoke to it for two weeks and never said anything and the seller said he did not lie.  Who is this?

Choices:
A. listening
B. mad
C. parrot's mouth
D. parrot is deaf
E. cousin's house

Answer: D


i have four sides im the most common shape but im skinnier than a rectangle what am I?

Choices:
A. cone
B. line
C. intersection
D. cue
E. pair

Answer: B


A child and his dad were going down the road and they had a car crash two ambalunce came they went in one each they went to different hospitals and the docter came in to operate on the child and he said no thats my son

Choices:
A. it was is mother
B. instruction
C. fatherland
D. fathers
E. primary care

Answer: A


Choices:
A. white
B. social insect
C. because it was shelfish
D. speck
E. holding company

Answer: C


I have no fangs, yet I constantly bite.   I have no scales, yet I slither through you.   What am I?

Choices:
A. great
B. snakes
C. slide
D. venom
E. tray

Answer: D


I am black and white all over with red! what am I?

Choices:
A. creature
B. ambergris
C. bloody penguin
D. shark
E. black tie

Answer: C


Choices:
A. coordination
B. club
C. on a clock
D. peer
E. sum

Answer: C


I run with him beside my side.  For those who try to take my pride .  i go with him in side the dark but this thing does not bark .  He should be a woman's best friend.  He gives anyone a very bad taste. what am I?

Choices:
A. artifact
B. pepper spray
C. creek
D. sign
E. Labrador

Answer: B


There is a fork in the road, one path leads to liarsville(where they always lie) and one path leads to truthville (where they alway's tell the truth).  There are no signs but a man in the middle of the fork and you don't know if he from truth or liar ville.  What Question could you ask him to go to truthville?

Choices:
A. mayor
B. lie detector
C. take me to your hometown
D. place
E. axe

Answer: C


There is a green monster and a red monster in your town and you have to kill them.   The red monster will die after being shot 1 time and the green will die after being shot 2 times.   You only have 2 bullets.   How do you kill them both?

Choices:
A. marble
B. discharge
C. dunk
D. buy more bullets
E. kilt

Answer: D


Where were your parents when the lights went off?

Choices:
A. visual signal
B. act
C. flame
D. ultraviolet
E. in the dark

Answer: E


where was the mummy when the light went off

Choices:
A. in the dark
B. spotlight
C. photo
D. mummy exhibit
E. jacklight

Answer: A


Why did the chicken cross the lake of acid infested with mutant aliens breed to devour chickens?

Choices:
A. looks better
B. beats me
C. comes home
D. looks pretty
E. is more flavorful

Answer: B


Choices:
A. cryote
B. flea
C. vertebrate
D. marmoset
E. sideline

Answer: A