why couldint the 11 year ols girl see the pirate movie

Choices:
A. pusher
B. production
C. was good
D. belle
E. because it was rated arrgh

Answer: E


you are driving a plane that goes 200 miles per hour.  the plane will be going to Columbia in 45 hours, Ohio in 48 hours and Florida in 1 week.  who is driving the insane plane?????

Choices:
A. athens
B. whatever ur name is
C. pay attention
D. length
E. cubism

Answer: B


What spins round and round            had two eyes,two ears,and            one mouth and one nose???

Choices:
A. beach ball
B. contest
C. doll
D. cheek
E. you playing with a hullahoop

Answer: E


Choices:
A. bottlenose dolphin
B. creature
C. hydrosphere
D. hovercraft
E. fish sweat

Answer: E


I am terrifying, and fear inspiring  The physical world cannot touch me  When i am finished, you might not remember what i did.   What am I?

Choices:
A. bore
B. time limit
C. nightmare
D. border
E. dreaming

Answer: C


what are 2 coins that eqaul 30 cents and 1 is not a nickle. and its in american coins

Choices:
A. assay
B. qaurter
C. sloganeer
D. hog
E. tillandsia

Answer: B


What do you call a octopus wich is a doctor?

Choices:
A. spin doctor
B. doctopus
C. docent
D. great oceans
E. medical man

Answer: B


I'm as light as a feather yet few can hold me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. particle
B. tounge
C. leg
D. technique
E. afterglow

Answer: B


Green,  White,  Red,  Black dots.        What am I?

Choices:
A. watermelon lol
B. winter melon
C. flush
D. spittle
E. vegetables

Answer: A


What vegetable do you have to sratch and spins around?

Choices:
A. radicchio
B. googly
C. spinitch
D. roll
E. silk screened

Answer: C


I'm liked a lot by just about every buddy.  Everyone looks at me. And hold some great memories, what am I?

Choices:
A. bowl
B. expression
C. appreciated
D. page
E. picture frame

Answer: E


Choices:
A. smash
B. pussy
C. purrple
D. chromaticity
E. dichroism

Answer: C


How do you know if Micheal Jackson is having a party?

Choices:
A. company
B. patio
C. there are tricycles outside
D. balloons
E. become drunk

Answer: C


A plane crashes on the border of oklahoma and texis. Were do you bary the survifers?

Choices:
A. fault line
B. nowere there survifers
C. map
D. aquaplane
E. there will not be survifers

Answer: B


i have a head and a tail, but not a body.  i am not a snake, what am I?

Choices:
A. organic
B. qauter
C. mister
D. pope
E. momentum

Answer: B


you are in a  room with no windows no door and no funiture .  you dont have any tools either.  it was just an empty square room. and yet you manage to get out how?

Choices:
A. opportunity
B. entering
C. through the doorway
D. square shape
E. lines

Answer: C


what is ugly % pretty, tall & short, fat & thin, attractive & inattrative?

Choices:
A. Wanted
B. endomorph
C. pretty much anything
D. cut
E. living thing

Answer: E


What's Black and white and read all over?

Choices:
A. wines
B. black panther
C. kelt
D. newspapper
E. blackpoll

Answer: D


What force and strangth cannot get through,            I with a gentle touch can do,        and many in the street would stand,           were I not a friend at hand.

Choices:
A. first floor
B. dust
C. stand
D. key that opens lock
E. smooth

Answer: D


There is a round hotel.  A famous person walks in.  The lights go off.  When the lights turn back on the famous person is dead.  Who did it, the waiter dusting the corner, the chef holding cleavers, or the crazy customer?

Choices:
A. step
B. tool
C. right hand
D. waiter  its a round hotel
E. town house

Answer: D


What is red when you buy it, and brown when you thow it away?

Choices:
A. brownie
B. red spider
C. place
D. ruby
E. rotten apple

Answer: E


Choices:
A. santa fe
B. electrcity
C. city line
D. council
E. waterloo

Answer: B


Asall the Blooming Flowers grow, they grow farther & farther from their past.  But there will always be one thing that connects them to their roots. . .

Choices:
A. sill
B. their stem    0
C. wilding
D. stele
E. cassava

Answer: B


Find the name of animals in the given alphabets:-      qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Choices:
A. all the animals
B. loin
C. egg
D. themselves
E. saddle

Answer: A


Choices:
A. faithful
B. tommorrow
C. here
D. debut
E. arrival

Answer: B


I am here. . . . Only for a second. . . . then I leave. . .    I come again. . . . but only for a second. . . . And I leave. . .    Some dred me. . . . Others hope for me. . . . . .    Some wait with great anticipation. . . . . .    While others are disgusted by the thought. . . . .    I will continue until the end of time itself. . . .    What am I?

Choices:
A. tommorrow
B. maxwell
C. string theory
D. way
E. function

Answer: A


My skin is brown and my one eyes black   I am round but I am not fat What am I?

Choices:
A. eye candy
B. sclera
C. maroon
D. black eyed pea
E. aperture

Answer: D


what is the only clothes that a house  wheres

Choices:
A. ventilation system
B. adress adress
C. fans
D. housing
E. oast house

Answer: B


if tommorows yesterday is today what is todays yesterdays tommorows yesterday?

Choices:
A. yesteryear
B. recent
C. era
D. never tommorow never comes
E. yesterdays

Answer: D


I could be brown or blue of black  I have more than 700 teeth  If you dare approach me I could kill you with one bite   Not many humans have seen me I'm completly out of sight

Choices:
A. performance
B. seal
C. lions
D. leaf
E. shark

Answer: E


i hav 2 heads,5 ears, 6 mouths, 50,000,000 cells. . .  what am iyouspaz?

Choices:
A. electrolytic cell
B. atm
C. stem cell
D. moisture
E. dunnomaybe lots of peoplelmaorofl

Answer: E


Choices:
A. awesome
B. build it
C. i dont
D. bagger
E. wash

Answer: C


what goes over the water and under the water,never touches the water?

Choices:
A. salt
B. biscuit
C. wetland
D. pepsi
E. egg inside a duck

Answer: E


What has two gray legs and two brown legs?

Choices:
A. chicken marengo
B. carcass
C. elephant with diaria
D. tibialis
E. appendage

Answer: C


i am a good girl.  i eat all my food and i drink allmy juice.  i am to die for  what am i?

Choices:
A. to die for
B. good afternoon
C. doll
D. get enough sleep
E. agreement

Answer: A


I am A Toy Iam a be any colour.  I go up and down  Evrey One Stand on me and Bounce

Choices:
A. palette
B. figure
C. device
D. pogo stick
E. shades

Answer: D


What do you get when you cross a donkey, and another donkey?

Choices:
A. a big mouth
B. two donkeys
C. passage
D. emotion
E. greek cross

Answer: B


I make obvious what you covered up.  What am I?

Choices:
A. bed linen
B. place
C. sod
D. highlighter
E. thatch

Answer: D


A guy sold a pen to a customer.  The seller said that it could write "underwater".  But then the guy came back and complained that it couldnt.  Yet the seller was able to write "underwater" How did he?

Choices:
A. repeat
B. writing implement
C. he wrote the word underwater
D. worthy
E. creature

Answer: C


Choices:
A. bombay
B. fragmentation bomb
C. atom bomb
D. smart bomb
E. dumb bomb

Answer: A


which area in our country is always attacked by bombs?

Choices:
A. bombay
B. gold coast
C. afghanistan
D. whole
E. monaco

Answer: A


Choices:
A. make six
B. club
C. cardinal number
D. you take away the s
E. card

Answer: D


Choices:
A. sour
B. smartie
C. confectionary
D. perfect
E. rum

Answer: B


a man road up the hill on tuesday,stayed there for 3 nights and rode down again on tuesday.  how does this work?

Choices:
A. riding
B. tuesday morning
C. berg
D. his horse was called tuesday
E. ride

Answer: D


You are in a large field in North Dakota.  There is a ring of fire surrounding you for miles.  How do you escape?

Choices:
A. you call the firemen
B. balefire
C. chemical reaction
D. conflagration
E. die in a fiery car crash

Answer: A


Choices:
A. tram
B. riding
C. paddle
D. coach
E. ballon car

Answer: E


Pretend that your on an island with nothin with u, there's sharks around the island and want to escape.  what doyoudo?

Choices:
A. stop pretending
B. bolt
C. acting
D. recreation
E. sound

Answer: A


I am Colorful, Fat, Red and White all over.  What am I?

Choices:
A. rubric
B. reds
C. sclera
D. fallow
E. santa clause

Answer: E


There is a 4-way intersection with a shop in each corner with 5 stores how is that possible?

Choices:
A. system
B. pay
C. it isnt
D. aisle
E. room

Answer: C


I turn pola bears white  and i will make you cry.   i make boys pee  and girls comb there hair.   i make celebraties stupid  and normal people look like celebraties.    i turn pancakes brown  and champagne bubble.   if you squeeze me i'll POP  if you look at me you'll POP   can you guess the RIDDLE

Choices:
A. search
B. my eyes                   0 0
C. microscope
D. spring forth
E. horse

Answer: B


Choices:
A. ill
B. activity
C. doll
D. i like funland so cool
E. iceman

Answer: D


What is greater than god,  More evil than the devil,  Poor men have it,  Rich men need it,  and if you eat it. . . you'll die?

Choices:
A. nothing  absulutely nothing
B. manifest destiny
C. movement
D. full
E. beneficent

Answer: A


you are runing a race and you take over the person in 2nd place what place are you in?

Choices:
A. aretes
B. clarity
C. 2nd not 1st
D. magnifico
E. nash

Answer: C


What has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together?

Choices:
A. cotton
B. tap
C. whisk
D. duck tape
E. torch

Answer: D


When you expect the unexpected what will happen?

Choices:
A. trip
B. permit
C. precipitant
D. expected
E. normal

Answer: D


I can be long or short, i can be thick or thin, i can be red or white, and i'll always fit right.  What am I?

Choices:
A. white paper
B. tampon
C. white sheep
D. thick
E. sheet of paper

Answer: B


a boy found 3 pices of gold each pices whieght was 3 pounds and the boy came to a bridge and a sign said 82 pounds only ,the boys whieght is 76 pounds how can he go arcoss the bridge safely?

Choices:
A. he make two trips
B. break
C. coins
D. use
E. catch

Answer: A


what's white when it's clean but black when it's used or being used?

Choices:
A. black ice
B. powder
C. temple
D. white board
E. organization

Answer: D


The z page is adifferent twist with capes amsks and sword but the man i speak of goes by another name!    (The answer has to start with z!!)

Choices:
A. bad man
B. zorro
C. claymore
D. facial
E. aphonia

Answer: B


Yo Momma is so fat she fell and ate a red book.   How is that so?

Choices:
A. wines
B. driving drunk kills
C. stand
D. talking loudly
E. drink too much

Answer: B


if droid 1783 said the following: "I am noone, and so is everyone.  Everyone is noone, and everything is everyone, while noone is everything.  What is I?

Choices:
A. literal
B. dissent
C. I am not
D. wager
E. droid 1783

Answer: E


You want to build a stone wall around your 12'x20' garden.  If the bricks are 6" high & 6" wide and 1' long,.    How many bricks will you need to make a wall 6" wide & 4' tall ?

Choices:
A. stone wall has no bricks
B. sand pile
C. worm
D. windows
E. raise

Answer: A


what's the difference between a blond and a mosquita

Choices:
A. argument
B. augmentation
C. summation
D. blond likes to keep sucking
E. disagreement

Answer: D


Why do Alaskens go to the place down under?

Choices:
A. setting
B. its warm
C. temple
D. headquarters
E. world

Answer: B


A man is standing on a platform shooting birds.  From the ground to the platform is 20 ft. .  From the man to the to the tip of the gun is 4 ft. .  How many feet is the man standing on?

Choices:
A. area
B. lay
C. opposition
D. 2 feet
E. part

Answer: D


Choices:
A. blood vessels
B. beaufort sea
C. ocean liner
D. andaman sea
E. deep

Answer: A


ifyouwas stuck in a car with a bat what wouldyoudo

Choices:
A. starter
B. budget
C. keep quiet
D. open the door
E. automobile horn

Answer: D


raju's mother had four son's. .  if 1st son's name is 25paise , 2nd son's name is 50paise and 3rd son's name is 75paise. .  what is the name of the 4th son???

Choices:
A. elderly
B. anderson
C. given name
D. holy trinity
E. raju

Answer: E


How many animals did moses take on board?

Choices:
A. albatross
B. tack
C. baiting
D. workboard
E. none it was noahs ark

Answer: E


a father and son get into a car accident.  They both get into different ambulances and go to different hospitals.  The surgeon get ready to operate on the son but says "i cant this is my son" how is this possible.

Choices:
A. doctors
B. emergency room
C. daughters
D. father is father
E. surgeon is mother

Answer: E


i am a white ball a very white ball somtimes i go far and sometimes i go in

Choices:
A. promenade
B. kicking
C. lawn mower
D. golfball
E. golf

Answer: D


one day a man ate a guy name bob.  what was bob's name

Choices:
A. jone
B. ascension day
C. sphinx
D. citizenship day
E. robert

Answer: A


If a plane crashed EXACTLY on the border between The United States and Canada, Where do you bury the survivors?

Choices:
A. survivors
B. range
C. release
D. you dont because they survived
E. normal

Answer: D


Choices:
A. hornbill
B. palm tree
C. forests
D. breaking wind
E. acorns

Answer: B


I never can go up, I'm always coming down.   Increasing my speed at first, then decreasing near the ground.

Choices:
A. parade ground
B. avalanche
C. invitation
D. rocks
E. account

Answer: B


Choices:
A. attention span
B. divisions
C. canonical hours
D. moment
E. by spining it

Answer: E


Tip,Tarp and,turpintine all begins with "A".

Choices:
A. dieback
B. server
C. all bebins with a
D. magic marker
E. cookbook

Answer: C


Choices:
A. dog tag
B. doggerel
C. tailpiece
D. ride
E. becaese hes dreaming

Answer: E


I am here but yet am not  standing in your doorway  i am always here for you  what am i?

Choices:
A. folding door
B. room
C. venue
D. your friend
E. lego set

Answer: D


Why is the baby ant confused about his family?

Choices:
A. all his uncles are ants
B. homefolk
C. he is a boy.
D. family planning
E. family jewels

Answer: A


There once was a cowboy who rode out on monday and didn't return for two days.  Yet he came back on monday.  How can that be?

Choices:
A. jockey
B. skating
C. card
D. his horses name was monday
E. gaucho

Answer: D


what question can one never give a 'yes ' to?

Choices:
A. catechism
B. form
C. grammar
D. be
E. are you  dead

Answer: E


I am but 3 holes,when you come out of me you are still inside me. what am I?

Choices:
A. lemur
B. shirt  got you
C. rius
D. I've got you
E. step

Answer: B


A MAN WALKS UPTO ME AND SAY EVRYTHING I SAY IS A LIE IS HE TELLING THE TRUH

Choices:
A. integrity
B. hes lying
C. trace
D. lay
E. white

Answer: B


I live in you the i am stronger than you i cant be beeten what am i

Choices:
A. pass
B. bachelor
C. being
D. dark side of soul
E. tarantula

Answer: D


Choices:
A. structure
B. system
C. when its ajar  a jar
D. blocker
E. mat

Answer: C


Choices:
A. cornbread
B. hard wheat
C. other half
D. bagels
E. zwieback

Answer: C


Choices:
A. force play
B. roller
C. eye balls
D. playgrounds
E. bouncer

Answer: C


you are a bus driver.   at the first stopyoudrop off 10 kids.   thenyoupick up 7 kids and drop off 2.   in the next two stops 4 kids are droped off and 7 are picked up.   what is the bus driver's name?

Choices:
A. pail
B. limited
C. disc jockey
D. bead
E. ur own name

Answer: E


what do you call when you get a prize every 60 minutes

Choices:
A. premium bond
B. sixtieth
C. hourly prize
D. seed pearl
E. minutes

Answer: C


Choices:
A. guard
B. parked cars
C. houses
D. drone
E. open door

Answer: B


When you catch it you can't throw it back.  You don't want it when some one gives it to you.  The longer it takes you to catch it, the worse it will be when you do.  Once you catch it there is no way you can drop it.  The closer the friend you are to some one, the higher the chances of you giving them the thing they don't want.  What am I talking about?

Choices:
A. familiar
B. chickenpox
C. college
D. nonstarter
E. thunder

Answer: B


I roll down like a rollercoaster and I give you a feeling of satisfactory, what am I?

Choices:
A. salt
B. beetle
C. ruffle
D. flight maneuver
E. fruitroll up

Answer: E


Choices:
A. garment
B. compass
C. composite
D. eyeshade
E. kyte

Answer: E


There is a man that lives on the 48th floor he always take the elevator down to the lobby and eat his lunch.  He takes the elevator back up, but he stops at the 27th floor and walk up the stairs to his room.  Why is that???

Choices:
A. becaues his a midget
B. rescue
C. monsieur
D. den
E. wise

Answer: A


if there was a duck and a pig. . .  which one is heavier?

Choices:
A. buy vegetables
B. have meat
C. foul
D. pestle
E. work it out your self

Answer: E


Choices:
A. railing
B. houses
C. step
D. mechanism
E. dogleg

Answer: A


I cant be broken for i am stronger than dimonds and steel to understand me you must be a brother to a brother thats real

Choices:
A. stronger than steel
B. bond between brothers
C. appliances
D. broken bones
E. male child

Answer: B


You are at a funeral and there is a woman that died.  You see a man crying in the corner.  You go up to the man and ask what connection he had to the woman.    He says:    "Brothers and sisters, I have none,    But her father is my father's son. "  What connection does the man have with the woman who died?

Choices:
A. they had children
B. black man
C. he was her father
D. airman
E. stunt man

Answer: C


Pete repete was on a boat.  Pete repete fell off.  Who is left?

Choices:
A. fell
B. pepsi cupboard
C. takedown
D. river boat
E. pete pete repete

Answer: E


Choices:
A. aroma
B. oleo
C. protein
D. triglyceride
E. fat stench

Answer: E


Only i feel this when i have emotions.   So what can i feel that you can't?

Choices:
A. my feelings
B. doubt
C. displeasure
D. disgust
E. solemnity

Answer: A


I am black, white, and red all over.  What am I?

Choices:
A. column
B. organization
C. i an a newspaper
D. black and white
E. banana peels

Answer: C


a man is trapped in a house and theres 3 rooms to get out  the first room is on fire the second room has people  with knifes and shotguns  the third room has lions that have not eaten for 3 years which room is the safest

Choices:
A. house of lords
B. third door lions are dead
C. cubicle
D. recreation room
E. ride

Answer: B


Choices:
A. cold cuts
B. peanutbutter and jellyfish sandwich
C. peanut butter and banana
D. pita
E. toast

Answer: B


Peter's mother has three children nicolas,penny and guess the third child.

Choices:
A. ragamuffin
B. changeling
C. peter
D. european
E. leaf node

Answer: C


Jacks mum has four children one is called north,the 2nd east,the 3rd south but what is the 4th?

Choices:
A. pen
B. support
C. answer is jack
D. cotton
E. act

Answer: C


Mary's fhater has five children Nany, Tany, sony,  Tommy who is the fifth child?

Choices:
A. mary itself
B. kid
C. has
D. mary's closet
E. oedipus complex

Answer: A


THERES A KID WHO RUNS AWAY FROM HOME HE RUNS TURENS LEFT RUNS TURNS LEFT RUNS TUERNS LEFT WHEN HE GETS BACK HOME THERE ARE TWO GUEYS IN MASKS WHO ARE THEY?

Choices:
A. get
B. marathon
C. skiing
D. put
E. catcher and umpierr in baseball

Answer: E


Choices:
A. alphabet a
B. whist
C. prayer
D. clumber spaniel
E. speaking

Answer: A


Choices:
A. cattle
B. rub
C. pork chop
D. prosperity
E. swine

Answer: C


I am seen most of the time on the road.  I have 3 colours.  Who Am I ?

Choices:
A. being
B. avenue
C. map
D. traffic signal
E. side street

Answer: D


bob's mother has three sons bill,pennie and who

Choices:
A. send money
B. offspring
C. post
D. answerthe son is bob
E. nick

Answer: D


what has 2 dots,a circle,and a upside down frown?

Choices:
A. aspect
B. diminutive
C. smiley face
D. eyebrows
E. down

Answer: C


Where could you find a mean eating fish?

Choices:
A. at a resteront
B. marine
C. aquaculture
D. parrotfish
E. pipefish

Answer: A


The Robber viciously tore the earring from Maria's ear,yet,Maria wasn't hurt. Explain how this is possible

Choices:
A. pendant
B. drum
C. ear trumpet
D. they were clip on earrings
E. protrusion

Answer: D


what do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has?

Choices:
A. cowriter
B. mums
C. mad dad disease
D. advertisement
E. elm

Answer: C


What has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together?

Choices:
A. bra
B. deep water
C. scaffold
D. ductape
E. world war i

Answer: D


I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end.  What am i?

Choices:
A. story
B. novel
C. pen
D. activity
E. chapter

Answer: A


a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in there car the man gos looking for help byt when he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood a the women is not alone and the doors and windos were locked how did she die.

Choices:
A. she gave birth
B. he had cancer
C. call
D. died suddenly
E. demand

Answer: A


I am a girl, but I am a boy as well.  What am I?

Choices:
A. shemale
B. son
C. slut
D. tomboy
E. dollar

Answer: A


What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?

Choices:
A. surname
B. grade school
C. bison
D. buffalo tarantulas
E. has

Answer: C


What two words are opposite two times with each other?

Choices:
A. conjugate
B. leftright
C. measure
D. consonants
E. glyph

Answer: B


What needs water to live but can not drink it.  It will die every year but reproduce many.

Choices:
A. quintessence
B. gazelle
C. drive
D. flower of plant with seeds
E. thirst

Answer: D


Choices:
A. dogleg
B. aperture
C. device
D. with the paws button
E. tumbler

Answer: D


A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK WHY NOT.

Choices:
A. chess board
B. stoop
C. silver
D. house was a bungalow
E. newel

Answer: D


I have four spheres but I am not round.   I am in a prison of water but I do not drown.   What am I?

Choices:
A. moisture
B. debt
C. strand
D. human brain
E. tortoise

Answer: D


The more I eat the less I will weigh,  The hungrier I am the less I can eat,  I never feed myself and there is only one way,  Unless you feed me right your temper may pay.

Choices:
A. spending money
B. birds
C. soup
D. starboard
E. change machine

Answer: E


Knock knock. Who's there????wanabe. Wanabe who????

Choices:
A. beat
B. knockoff
C. wannabe an actor
D. operative
E. applause

Answer: C


face like a men very good injumping its lives in the jungle

Choices:
A. monkeys
B. fury
C. continent
D. push
E. group

Answer: A


Large apartement. So many flats . Each flat is guarded by a soldier.

Choices:
A. machine
B. veldt
C. honey comb
D. dollars
E. beef

Answer: C


big and fine 09 is behide. can you fine what we are denine did your get the sign that was mine. look behide and your're be fine

Choices:
A. exclamation
B. 07
C. big gun
D. 09
E. 08

Answer: D


What are the two things you can't have for lunch?

Choices:
A. breakfast and dinner
B. feast
C. kitchen table
D. situation
E. breakfast and lunch

Answer: A


ok,pay close attention. . . . there is one room. . no doors. . or windows. . . there is a baby. . with 3 men. . who's asshole gets licked so the baby can escape before the sands of time?

Choices:
A. make sex
B. span
C. manpower
D. clark stevnson
E. ablaut

Answer: D


its weightless,can be seen by the nakid eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter.

Choices:
A. shade
B. tool
C. reading
D. hole in the barrel
E. golf ball

Answer: D


What key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box?

Choices:
A. mouse
B. prizefight
C. monkey and donkey
D. paintbox
E. room

Answer: C


if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?

Choices:
A. bottles
B. lactose in water
C. stripper
D. rich milk
E. milk cow

Answer: D


Choices:
A. blush
B. balloons
C. round object
D. red square
E. redtail

Answer: D


Choices:
A. kind of not
B. fat farm
C. tool
D. downtown
E. black

Answer: A


Birta killed millions of people.   Butas not sent to jail.   Why is this???

Choices:
A. dwellers
B. master race
C. birta was a hurricane
D. patients
E. plan

Answer: C


there are 3 words in the english language that end in g-r-y.  angry and hungry are 2 of them!  what is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully,youwill see the answer!

Choices:
A. antonym
B. ukrainian
C. language
D. password
E. myanmar

Answer: C


the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. How is that possible?

Choices:
A. sunday morning
B. utah
C. fields
D. sunday school
E. horses name was sunday

Answer: E


How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Choices:
A. buy him a beer
B. perform surgery
C. lad
D. you wave at him
E. men

Answer: D


If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is their to hear does it make a sound?

Choices:
A. cut down
B. ficus
C. make a noise
D. apple tree
E. theirs no answer

Answer: E


A man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask.   Whoe is the man in the mask?

Choices:
A. wax
B. masked ball
C. polish
D. offset
E. umpire at a baseball game

Answer: E


what has six legs, two arms and wheres a hat?

Choices:
A. arming
B. pommel horse
C. waving
D. southwester
E. cowboy

Answer: E


Choices:
A. hinesward
B. etiquette
C. discharge
D. quality
E. deed

Answer: A


i go really fast down and up but never stop what am i

Choices:
A. pace
B. belt
C. pail
D. subway bus
E. air travel

Answer: D


You want to share it whenyouhave it but when you wants it youdo't have it

Choices:
A. hold it
B. secet
C. tontine
D. own
E. go

Answer: B


I can run but can not walk and yet I do not move! What am I?

Choices:
A. refridgerator
B. ace
C. nylon
D. eddy
E. machine

Answer: A


Ok so this chik walks into a bar she has a 2lb.  sulomy under one arm and a poodle underd the other arm.  She set's the poodle on the tabol.  The bartender says can I help you? She walks up to the bartender just as she stop walking she. . . .   What just happend?

Choices:
A. cafeteria
B. she says hoooollleeee sssshhhiiiiitttt
C. trace
D. drink beer
E. machine

Answer: B


there was a duck floting on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water.  what happened to the cat?

Choices:
A. fishes
B. natural resource
C. cat got wet
D. plankton
E. residence

Answer: C


You are halfway there and halfway gone.  Where are you?

Choices:
A. movement
B. step
C. turn
D. in the middled
E. place

Answer: D


you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step.  What do you do?

Choices:
A. journey
B. escalator
C. take a step
D. stairway
E. path

Answer: C


I like homework. I like math. I like to give out home work. I ask many questions. I am smart. I like kids sometimes. I am part of a group.                     What Am I?

Choices:
A. shovel
B. club
C. hermitage
D. dispute
E. human teacher

Answer: E


Choices:
A. disposition
B. internal organ
C. beating
D. cardiac muscle
E. broken love

Answer: E


You are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor.  He is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up.  Before that though, you said "You a the best tutor ever! I never get a bad grade anymore! Awesome!" .     When you get your test back, you see something like a G.  What was your real grade?

Choices:
A. spelling
B. letterman
C. form
D. c c minus
E. reading

Answer: D


something green and spins 100 miles per minuite

Choices:
A. utah
B. absinthe
C. frog in a blender
D. color
E. sea green

Answer: C


a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday.  how is this possible?

Choices:
A. opportunity
B. sexual intercourse
C. cowherd
D. her horse is named friday
E. penultimate

Answer: D


Choices:
A. boater
B. crew
C. wat
D. air force
E. sparrow

Answer: C


A man is aferid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, who is the man in the mask?     To find out the anwser ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the anwser.

Choices:
A. key
B. tha man is a catcher
C. detective
D. gender
E. cover up for himself

Answer: B


Who does God never see,kings rarely see,but regular people see all the time?

Choices:
A. labor
B. noble
C. persons
D. music
E. peer

Answer: E


I can protect you in the water, but I can't help you swim.   I can save your life in the desert, but I can't quench your thirst.   I can sheild you in a convertible, but I can't stop you from crashing.   I can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake.   What am I?

Choices:
A. shipwrecks
B. sunblock
C. shade
D. olympic games
E. scuttlebutt

Answer: B


Choices:
A. spades
B. goods
C. buy a deck of cards
D. penny
E. at a store

Answer: C


Choices:
A. rock cakes
B. climb to the top
C. meal
D. peck
E. course

Answer: A


Choices:
A. 1112213211
B. probability
C. solve equation
D. amount
E. rime

Answer: A


What is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from?

Choices:
A. soul
B. every organ
C. state
D. your funny bone
E. attitude

Answer: D


What's black and white and red all over.

Choices:
A. shark
B. creature
C. henna
D. white
E. bloody zebra

Answer: E


The person that makes it does'nt want it.   The person that buys it does'nt need it.   The person that uses it does'nt know it.   They come in black, brown, or white.   What is it?

Choices:
A. fruition
B. neighbour
C. coughin
D. yogurt
E. knows

Answer: C


who pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses?

Choices:
A. twang
B. neither it was king authur
C. bullet
D. ligament
E. not king

Answer: B


Choices:
A. feature
B. leg bone
C. pool balls
D. times tables
E. keys

Answer: D


What grows bigger the more you take from it??

Choices:
A. hole in the ground
B. woman
C. stars
D. flood
E. mural

Answer: A


What is the massage try to say: 07734   (Try to right down the number in the paper)

Choices:
A. matrix
B. surface
C. pass
D. answer is hello
E. double

Answer: D


What goes around the world but stay in a corner?

Choices:
A. take
B. authority
C. street corner.
D. stampgolb
E. indonesia

Answer: D


i have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridg that can break any time, what is the large object?

Choices:
A. plane
B. free
C. push
D. wire
E. pedestrian

Answer: A


30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. 30 foreheads
B. naiad
C. hydriodic acid
D. acephalism
E. bowling ball

Answer: A


a cool treat you can eat in the summer???

Choices:
A. cygnus
B. mycophage
C. july
D. advertisement
E. i scream

Answer: E


Choices:
A. nursing
B. in the pond
C. drink alcohol
D. gib
E. 18holes on a golf course

Answer: E


Choices:
A. poor
B. entire
C. salute
D. greetin
E. cedar

Answer: D


it has a face but it has no eyes  it has hands but no legs  what is it?

Choices:
A. portrait
B. chin
C. its a clock
D. playing card
E. read

Answer: C


what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

Choices:
A. scale
B. measuring
C. part
D. gray
E. they both weigh one pound

Answer: E


Choices:
A. company
B. branch
C. where ever you left it
D. reach
E. pad

Answer: C


Choices:
A. blood hound
B. dogtooth violet
C. doggie
D. dogtooth
E. seeing eye dog

Answer: A


there is a musem in a desert on monday-saturday 1,000 of ppl came but on sunday nobody came why was that

Choices:
A. geographic area
B. sands
C. office was closed
D. it was closed
E. area

Answer: D


There is a town with a street with a corner.  The corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store,  a candy shop, and a furniture store.  In front of the candy store stands a man who people call Oscar.  Why do they call him Oscar?

Choices:
A. place
B. conference
C. salesperson
D. end of street
E. his parents named him oscar

Answer: E


I am a lightbulb.  Someone flicks the switch.   I usually turn on, but i didn't this time.   The person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way.  Why didn't i turn on.

Choices:
A. dimness
B. back off
C. degree
D. i burned out
E. ignition

Answer: D


I'm  between  1  and  1000.   I'm  a  three  digit  number.   I  have a  five  in   me.   I'm  almost  half  of  1000  What  number  am I ?

Choices:
A. decimal digit
B. is under 500  495
C. reverse polish notation
D. battalion
E. positive identification

Answer: B


Choices:
A. spells florida
B. holiday
C. offer
D. handicapped
E. suite

Answer: A


Choices:
A. watt
B. walter
C. yea
D. warewoff
E. buddhist

Answer: D


If a dog is on a 20 foot leash.  How can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away?

Choices:
A. harrier
B. cardigan welsh corgi
C. australian terrier
D. leash isnt attached to anything
E. teach children to play

Answer: D


Ifyoueat --------- u'll die.  Rich people need -----, poor people have -----------.    put ONE word that fits in all those 3 blanks.

Choices:
A. page
B. authority
C. word is  nothing
D. stand
E. polish

Answer: C


A cowboy rides into town on Friday and leaves four days later on Friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. smooth
B. level
C. friday is his horses name
D. thoroughfare
E. sarasota

Answer: C


Choices:
A. because their cute
B. science
C. act
D. owner
E. caring

Answer: A


What has a mouth, but cannot speak,  Has a bed, but cannot sleep,  Can run, but cannot walk,  Can have a fall, & not get hurt?

Choices:
A. box spring
B. mastication
C. drive
D. recreation
E. river

Answer: E


once it was a girl name alanda she has two heads but only has one how many heads does she have?

Choices:
A. thinker
B. she has 1 head
C. headless
D. counter
E. phrase

Answer: B


Always opens and closes without making sound

Choices:
A. view
B. free
C. listening
D. peep
E. eye lids

Answer: E


michael owen has a short one. . . . . .    arnold schwarzenegger has a long one. . . .    'madonna' has nothing. . . . . . .    the pope has one but dosent use it. . . . . .      what am i???. . . . . . .

Choices:
A. remark
B. a surname
C. preserve
D. chancellor
E. morse code

Answer: B


if you have 2 quarters in you'r ear what are you listining to?

Choices:
A. traffic light
B. hind
C. jug
D. 50 cent
E. quid

Answer: D


there was matches stove candles and fruit. what do i fire first???

Choices:
A. fireplace
B. unobserved fire
C. matches
D. call fire
E. firebrand

Answer: C


there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from king attack.

Choices:
A. activity
B. face card
C. chess pawn
D. cards
E. kings

Answer: C


how come 50 men stand under an umbrella without  getting wet?

Choices:
A. waterman
B. beacause its not raining
C. stadium
D. single
E. make

Answer: B


A father and a son were in a car crash.  An ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash.  When the son was taken into surgery, the surgan said "I can't opperate on this patent, he's my son. " How can this be?

Choices:
A. dad is sick
B. surgan is his mother
C. great grandfather
D. son of a british girl
E. marker

Answer: B


A man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men.  He found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water.  Many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all.  Who is the man in red?

Choices:
A. body fluid
B. algae
C. freshwater
D. man was a lobster
E. travel

Answer: D


My name starts with a K and ends in a N what is my name?

Choices:
A. thelarche
B. starter
C. endarteritis
D. kristen
E. initials

Answer: D


A grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes.  But when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag.  Why?

Choices:
A. female offspring
B. grandmother is a mother too
C. kinship
D. care for children
E. present gifts

Answer: B


Choices:
A. seaweed
B. hood
C. steam
D. indian ocean
E. swimming

Answer: A


I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to st. ives

Choices:
A. one i met a man
B. sphinx
C. filter
D. detective
E. laundry room

Answer: A


What can you pill outside, eat and throw away the inner part?

Choices:
A. medicine chest
B. preserve
C. mealie cob
D. medicine bottle
E. feast

Answer: C


What is the best part about being a surfer?

Choices:
A. humour
B. price floor
C. reading
D. you are never board
E. provision

Answer: D


A boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old.  How is that possible?

Choices:
A. corkscrew
B. it is a witch's house
C. wild
D. he was born in room1965
E. she cannot have children in 1965

Answer: D


Brothers and sisters have I none,   But this mans father is my fathers son.    Who is he?

Choices:
A. german
B. he is my son
C. descendant
D. mister
E. he is gay

Answer: B


Choices:
A. coffeecake
B. pastree
C. weeping willow
D. classified
E. ingestion

Answer: B


Choices:
A. chinchilla
B. he ate a hot dog
C. black
D. canines
E. we gave him a bath

Answer: B


i look at u,youlook at me,i raise my right,u raise ur left. what am i?

Choices:
A. right hand
B. monoclonal antibody
C. mirra
D. downcast
E. starboard

Answer: C


what do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose?

Choices:
A. olfactory organ
B. influenza
C. snotzi
D. soldiership
E. smelt

Answer: C


what is the first thing a gorrilla learns at school?

Choices:
A. second
B. community
C. ape b cs
D. eat fruit
E. statement

Answer: C


A lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins how can that be.

Choices:
A. measuring
B. they were triplets
C. holmes
D. makes
E. covey

Answer: B


A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally,she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be???

Choices:
A. bride
B. woman was a photographer
C. call girl
D. gal
E. bath

Answer: B


Choices:
A. hebdomad
B. subtract one
C. pip
D. take away the s
E. lime

Answer: D


I push a car and pay a fee then I push the car again and buy a house.  What am I doing

Choices:
A. im playing monopoly
B. pays
C. homes
D. yard
E. sport utility vehicle

Answer: A


Lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me.  People often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that I'm always enjoyed.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. bipolar
B. chemists
C. ugly
D. age group
E. fat

Answer: E


The person who made me doesnt want me.    The person who bought knows who needs it.    The person who needs it doesnt know it.

Choices:
A. swazi
B. german
C. coffin duhh
D. romanian
E. jew

Answer: C


I was walking donw the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle.  What is the old man's name?

Choices:
A. judgment
B. andrewanddrew
C. interruption
D. pedestrian crossing
E. president

Answer: B


Choices:
A. braiding
B. pore
C. hair band
D. category
E. artifact

Answer: C


Where in the world is the only United States Flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age?

Choices:
A. on the moon
B. long time
C. cape canada
D. united states of america
E. quality

Answer: A


there is a 1 way road and a police man stops  all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him

Choices:
A. fish out of water
B. he is not in his boat
C. mechanic
D. he isnt in a lorry
E. tool

Answer: D


how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?

Choices:
A. daughters
B. loose weight
C. his son got married
D. pope
E. drop

Answer: C


A doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. dental office
B. employ patients
C. tongue depressor
D. medication
E. doctor is attorneys sister

Answer: E


how come you can trick a vampire so easily?

Choices:
A. because the are suckers
B. they have no home
C. little slam
D. shtik
E. tricker

Answer: A


brothers and sisters have i none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son

Choices:
A. sisterhood
B. it the author
C. foster brother
D. thompson
E. watson

Answer: B


What does an elephant use to carry items?

Choices:
A. pink elephants
B. its trunk
C. act
D. packing
E. imperial elephant

Answer: B


hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 chidren and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child I forgot the oher chils name what is the name

Choices:
A. mon diego
B. namer
C. other cilds name is anthony
D. binding
E. name is important

Answer: C


A priest says o the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water.  On this this day he proves himself to be right.  He was really walking on the water.  How does ho accomplish this?

Choices:
A. beaver
B. company
C. chanter
D. reflection
E. water is frozen

Answer: E


IM LONG AND AT MY POINT I HAVE HAIRS AND I GO IN AND OUT UR MOUTH. . . . AND I PUT WHITE IN UR MOUTH. . . WAT AM I?????

Choices:
A. head of hair
B. drinking
C. whisker
D. smooth
E. tooth brush

Answer: E


I am black and go real slow.  What am I?

Choices:
A. black lung
B. molasses
C. piastre
D. blackboard
E. pleonaste

Answer: B


What is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it?

Choices:
A. carnation
B. tar
C. strawberry
D. stickyblide bush
E. out

Answer: D


What can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime?

Choices:
A. fortune
B. parenthesis the world the universe
C. kink
D. room
E. steam

Answer: B


how doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in it

Choices:
A. black and tan
B. island
C. put a hole in it
D. use water
E. harbor

Answer: C


What do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was?

Choices:
A. oil
B. bore
C. put a hole in it
D. bilge
E. carbine

Answer: C


I block out the sunlight,I'm quite long and wide and I also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. What am I?

Choices:
A. woman
B. im curtains
C. branch
D. boring
E. story

Answer: B


Every thing is nothing of every thing.  Any thing is every thing of nothing.  I am every thing of nothing.  I am nothing of any thing.  There is but one thing I am.  But every thing I am not.

Choices:
A. personification
B. every thing with out something
C. tyrant
D. idea
E. buster

Answer: B


Brothers and sisters, i have none.   My sons father is my fathers son.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. godfather
B. women
C. person speaking me you
D. dads
E. little sister

Answer: C


Choices:
A. family
B. triplet
C. single
D. twain
E. gemini

Answer: A


you are driving along when you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise  How did you see the dog?

Choices:
A. a bachelor party
B. highlight
C. lightship
D. its daylight
E. it is night time

Answer: D


What is the difference betweenan a shiny new penny,and an old dirty quarter?

Choices:
A. antiquarian
B. reflection
C. variation
D. saving
E. 24 cents

Answer: E


Choices:
A. scares
B. scarecrow
C. scaremonger
D. purpose
E. because 7 8 9

Answer: E


Choices:
A. magic powers
B. compassion
C. cancel out
D. because 7 8 9
E. magic number

Answer: D


i am whight but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors what am i

Choices:
A. hut
B. text
C. coloring
D. polychrome
E. white kitten

Answer: E


what did the duck say to the other duck?

Choices:
A. to get a job
B. revolver
C. air space
D. sore
E. donald duck

Answer: A


Your in a race, and you pass the person in second place.  what place are you in now?

Choices:
A. edmund kean
B. cimabue
C. ludwig van beethoven
D. key
E. your in first place

Answer: E


Choices:
A. comparison
B. comer
C. boomarang
D. arrival
E. Staff

Answer: C


Choices:
A. command
B. hood pups
C. neckline
D. police dog
E. own people

Answer: B


The eternal darkness, devoid in space.    In one place I am the other Iâ€™m not.    To some I exist to others I donâ€™t.   I go forever but never Iâ€™m not.    I am eternal like some or not.   What am I?

Choices:
A. asteroid
B. astronauts
C. nothingness
D. galaxies
E. quasar

Answer: C


What is the best way to inprove a man's driving?

Choices:
A. movement
B. police car following behind him
C. automobile accidents
D. company
E. heavy

Answer: B


Choices:
A. speaker
B. noise
C. place
D. paper and glue
E. Nickelodeon

Answer: D


I have 21 eyes but cannot see.  What am I?

Choices:
A. looking at
B. dice    12345621
C. walleye
D. eyelessness
E. enucleation

Answer: B


I can kill one and save another's life.  I can be your friend and your enemy.  I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought.

Choices:
A. single
B. gold
C. machine
D. fire or flames
E. freeze

Answer: D


Whats today if yestorday is the day after tommorow??

Choices:
A. company
B. drink your tea
C. go check your calendors
D. seven
E. ss

Answer: C


A man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip.  After one minute he was dead.  How?

Choices:
A. compensation
B. he was an astronaut
C. free
D. black
E. emotion

Answer: B


what goes after the cat where ever it goes ?  ?

Choices:
A. streets
B. persian
C. increase
D. whip
E. it tail

Answer: E


When you know me, I'm nothing.  When you do not know me, I'm something.  What am I?

Choices:
A. im a riddle
B. turn into cat
C. knows
D. surf
E. factuality

Answer: A


What is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own?

Choices:
A. greeting card
B. in
C. bus station
D. yard
E. place

Answer: A


I am used very often to get away from my ememy. These colors make me happy when they help me. Try to find me but you can not even try. what am I?

Choices:
A. message
B. roan
C. finding
D. catch
E. camouflage

Answer: E


Choices:
A. rivers
B. coin
C. banks
D. in a riverbank
E. penny

Answer: D


Choices:
A. arab
B. use water
C. wash
D. somerset
E. because he wanted to stink

Answer: E


can you guess what i am.  you always hold me but you cant see me.  unly way you can see me is if im looking at me.  you use me everyday withought knowing.  i hurt with bright lights whcih makes me get bigger.  i make water out of thin air but you rub it then its no longer there.  when you use me you give me a "stare" but when you dont use me.  you dont know im there.

Choices:
A. turn
B. lane
C. your eye balls
D. even their hair
E. traffic light

Answer: C


Choices:
A. form
B. washing
C. hygiene
D. because he had no soap
E. washup

Answer: D


Choices:
A. firecracker
B. note
C. thunder
D. cow in hot lava
E. black book

Answer: D


Choices:
A. twinkler
B. medial rectus
C. brow
D. patato
E. olive

Answer: D


Choices:
A. tap
B. activity
C. chair     or table
D. free
E. legislature

Answer: C


Choices:
A. are
B. racecar
C. cut
D. enchantress
E. honeybee

Answer: B


What os spelled the same as it is frontwards as it iss backwards and is atype of car?

Choices:
A. petrol
B. stock car
C. lot
D. racecar
E. form

Answer: D


One day a doctor and a lawer are driving along.  The doctor points over to an accident and says, "thats my wife. " Then the lawer reaches over and slaps him.  Why?

Choices:
A. holding
B. fishwife
C. wifes
D. a
E. lawer was a woman

Answer: E


Choices:
A. procedure
B. endoskeleton
C. firetruck
D. endgame
E. endometrium

Answer: C


I hold things together and some people eat me.

Choices:
A. friends
B. glue
C. things
D. pill
E. science

Answer: B


Choices:
A. black fly
B. it was a dragonfly
C. gadfly
D. housefly
E. horse fly

Answer: B


Choices:
A. found
B. search
C. have
D. make a mess
E. hunt for

Answer: B


THERE A 42 PUPILS AND 45 HIGHSCHOOL PUPILS AND 1 THEACHER HOW CAN THE THEACHER THEACH ALL PUPILS

Choices:
A. theach the pupils
B. cornea
C. highschools
D. iris
E. sound wave

Answer: A


What do you call a lam that knows krate??

Choices:
A. familiar
B. lam chop
C. cognition
D. comprehension
E. wis

Answer: B


why did the king draw in a straight line?

Choices:
A. he was a ruler
B. divider
C. checkbook
D. in a ocean
E. pen

Answer: A


i smell very bad and don't want to open what am i?

Choices:
A. trash
B. unworthiness
C. outdoors
D. undesirability
E. bid

Answer: A


a man is running, though he dares not go home for there is a man in a mask that waits for him.  what is going on

Choices:
A. they are playing baseball
B. mouse
C. windows
D. canal
E. male person

Answer: A


A man rides to town on Friday, stays there for two days and returns on Friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. father figure
B. caveman
C. saddle horse
D. mans horses name is friday
E. trains run on thursday

Answer: D


11+2=1    When will be the given sum true?

Choices:
A. passing
B. get headache
C. pay
D. in watch
E. broadcast

Answer: D


there are three oranges you take two how many have you got ?

Choices:
A. mandarin orange
B. youve got two
C. chromatic color
D. apricot
E. poinciana

Answer: B


you take away one of my leters i'm still the same you take away two of my leters i'm still the same you take away three of my leters i'm still the same what am i?

Choices:
A. runaway
B. football game
C. heliotropism
D. come
E. mailmanmailbox

Answer: E


Choices:
A. goerge w  bush
B. courthouse
C. tilt
D. knife
E. gradation

Answer: A


Once there was a cat family. The mommy cat and the daddy cat was having a walk with their sonny. They were crossing the road when a car dashed quickly across the road. Alas, the sonny was dead. Panickstricken the sad mommy said something to the daddy. What was said by the mommy to the daddy?

Choices:
A. colony
B. poliovirus
C. piety
D. miaowmiaow
E. appeal

Answer: D


Imagine you are driving in a car and you aren't paying any attention and suddenly you drive off a dock and into the ocean! The doors are locked and the windows wont open.  You don't have anything strong to break the window with.   What do you do?

Choices:
A. delay
B. slip
C. crash
D. system
E. just stop imagining

Answer: E


a man in new mexico went to mexico for 7 days on a hourse on may 12,2007 and came back on may12 2007 how is it possiable

Choices:
A. sound
B. linkman
C. hourses name is may122007
D. poet
E. ciudad victoria

Answer: C


Choices:
A. aisle
B. nocturia
C. nox
D. club
E. answer is g

Answer: E


What doyouget whenyoucross a German Sheperd and a Giraffe.

Choices:
A. fraulein
B. bailiff
C. watchdog on the 14th floor
D. european
E. zeppelin

Answer: C


Choices:
A. missisippi river
B. view
C. ear
D. millstone
E. loop

Answer: A


People who make them don't use them.  People who buy them dont want them.  People who use them dont like them.  What are they?

Choices:
A. baby diapers
B. silver
C. place
D. wash
E. guard

Answer: A


What starts with Nin, and ends your life?

Choices:
A. ninja
B. livelihood
C. cursor
D. break
E. milestone

Answer: A


there is an plain it crashes every single person dies 1 man survives . how is it possible ?

Choices:
A. friedrich gottlieb klopstock
B. architect
C. fred hoyle
D. bruno walter
E. man is married

Answer: E


We are on the feild for every game, and our team never loses, yet we have never scored a point.   What team are we?

Choices:
A. team of officials of course
B. Alices
C. hit
D. coach
E. stadium

Answer: A


Choices:
A. personage
B. device
C. deadhead
D. jersey
E. summer time

Answer: E


A boat tips over and there are three men in it.  All three men go all the way under water but only two get their hair wet.  Why?

Choices:
A. world
B. depilation
C. one is bald
D. small boat
E. wheel

Answer: C


Choices:
A. frisbee
B. help person
C. baseball team
D. sailing
E. part

Answer: C


i am skinny and i am decapitated and H is always trying to get in front of me!(he always is)Who am i?

Choices:
A. conversion
B. lowercase i
C. dare
D. grope
E. attempt

Answer: B


In each calendar you will find Sunday before Monday.  But where will you find Monday before Sunday?

Choices:
A. in a binder
B. christian
C. in a dictonary
D. trinity sunday
E. before noon

Answer: C


eb ihfqbfhyavbgyfvggvft advftug avdfjgvsagfvsdgjvdugtdsav ywgbavfvedsakufvgdah b

Choices:
A. hfqs
B. r
C. wtf
D. d
E. alphabet

Answer: C


Billy went on Tuesday, but left on Friday.  How is this possible?

Choices:
A. place
B. branches
C. horses name was tuesday
D. red light
E. someone

Answer: C


If a rooster laid an egg on the roof which way would it roll?

Choices:
A. file
B. boiling
C. tiramisu
D. roosters do not lay eggs
E. stand

Answer: D


Choices:
A. average
B. midway
C. in a sea
D. h nowhere
E. part

Answer: D


A cowboy went to an inn on Friday. He stayed 2 nights and left on Friday. How can this be?

Choices:
A. course
B. diptych
C. postponement
D. his horse was called friday
E. go

Answer: D


Choices:
A. birds
B. splasher
C. jeep
D. garrbage truck
E. frisbee

Answer: D


Two men standing together, one says, "Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son. " How are they related?

Choices:
A. pope
B. two men are father  son
C. two people
D. kid
E. detective

Answer: B


i go around the block but dont move what am i

Choices:
A. type
B. housing
C. nimby
D. gate
E. heavy

Answer: D


What animal is small, hops, and is kept in a mother's pouch??

Choices:
A. bull
B. keeper
C. shark
D. lodge
E. baby kangaroo joey

Answer: E


I have 4 legs but can't walk, 3 eyes but can't see, twenty arms but can't grab, what am I?

Choices:
A. tournament
B. lair
C. come
D. grabber
E. cone

Answer: B


it is raining and adam do not has his raincoat on but after sometime under the rain his hair is not wet

Choices:
A. excrement
B. depilation
C. cut
D. barb
E. because he his bald

Answer: E


I am the most evil person in the world.   I am impossible to see though many see me up above.   Light is one of my weakneses.   Who am I?

Choices:
A. weasel
B. louver
C. devil
D. trinity
E. jerome kern

Answer: C


Choices:
A. tyre
B. exhaust
C. automobile engine
D. funicular
E. rem

Answer: A


you have to coin that = 35.  One of them is not a dime

Choices:
A. numismatics
B. small change
C. 25 and 10
D. omotic
E. smasher

Answer: C


A woman pushing her car stops outside a hotel and imediatly goes bankrupt.  How did this happen!

Choices:
A. post
B. racing
C. shot put
D. lemur
E. she was playing monopoly

Answer: E


What has 2 head, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail?

Choices:
A. baldhead
B. gam
C. spy
D. external body part
E. man on horse

Answer: E


a amn is standing in the middle of a street and he has nothing to cover him but he dousnt get a hair on his head wet why

Choices:
A. there will be no water
B. he has no hair
C. middle
D. layer
E. toupee

Answer: B


What has 2 horns, 6 legs, 4 eyes and has 2 Buts

Choices:
A. bull and the bull rider
B. jazz
C. coin
D. whalebone
E. speculation

Answer: A


there are 8 cars in a parkway? 2 left while 4 of them came back?

Choices:
A. here
B. barrel roll
C. polish
D. genesis
E. there were only four carsyoubum

Answer: E


Choices:
A. budget
B. seed money
C. ship money
D. river bank
E. paper currency

Answer: D


I'm Never true   I'm Never false  So. .   What is the riddle

Choices:
A. theorem
B. ambiguous
C. true or untrue
D. proposition
E. true or false

Answer: E


In a green house there is a pink house and in the pink house there are hundreds of babies. What am I?

Choices:
A. preschool
B. algae
C. cut
D. water melon
E. powder

Answer: D


you can only see it in the eyes of reflection  you can only touch it in the hands of your own  you can only find it in the others eyes  you can only kill it in the death of your own

Choices:
A. card
B. your own face
C. small indefinite quantity
D. your face
E. machine

Answer: D


what game can you never win but never lose

Choices:
A. one you enjoy
B. hobby
C. entertaining
D. one you dont play
E. forfeit

Answer: D


A man shot someone in a crowded room surrouded by policemen but was not arrested how is this possible?

Choices:
A. it was a camera shot
B. break
C. water gun
D. carom
E. photograph

Answer: A


You go to a cinema but there are no seats left.  Your friend is already inside sitting on the chair, you go inside the cinema,and you sit next to your friend.    How is this possible?

Choices:
A. county town
B. the movie started
C. come
D. someone left the cinema
E. someone took the seat

Answer: D


A man rode his horse Thursday and came back three days later on Thursday.  How can this be?

Choices:
A. guy
B. his horses name is thursday
C. wednesday
D. supply
E. ferris wheel

Answer: B


What listens and sees, and then talks and shows the same amount?

Choices:
A. program
B. friends
C. projection
D. device
E. video recorder

Answer: E


I cannot run,I cannot talk. I cannot see, I feel your hand moving around me. What am I?

Choices:
A. turn
B. exercising
C. keyboard mouse
D. chess board
E. fidget

Answer: C


what is brown when you buy it,  and multicoloured when you are finished with it?

Choices:
A. garden shed being painted
B. paint shop
C. dress
D. place
E. purchase

Answer: A


What does everybody know about but nobody has seen, some say they are real some say they are not?

Choices:
A. japanese story
B. deal
C. aliens
D. wonderland
E. character

Answer: C


A man rode into a town with his horse on the 25th of June.  He stayed in the town for 3 weeks, then left on June.   How is this possible?

Choices:
A. be
B. the 25th of July
C. wild man
D. sarasota
E. his horses name was june

Answer: E


what did the crowd say to the lousy ghost comedian

Choices:
A. lousiness
B. applause
C. white
D. boooooo
E. clique

Answer: D


Jacks mum has four children. . .   One named North,  One named East,  One named South,  What is the 4th Child Called?

Choices:
A. son
B. raising
C. jack
D. support
E. purpose

Answer: C


Choices:
A. cents
B. quarter of dollar
C. birr
D. quarterlight
E. hundred

Answer: B


I sting people badly until they die.  I have a long tail and have claws.  What am I?

Choices:
A. scorpion
B. labor
C. place
D. candy
E. laid eggs

Answer: A


You throw away the outside an dcook the inside.  Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.  What did you eat?

Choices:
A. soup
B. egg
C. lip
D. corn on the coaba chicken
E. state

Answer: D


Marco and his brother Mike go on a trip.  The look south they see the earth they look north they see stars how is this posible?

Choices:
A. rare earth
B. hydrogen
C. there is no heaven
D. they are in space
E. spiral galaxy

Answer: D


I am larger in daytime, and smaller at nighttime.  What am I? Note: There is only one correct answer.

Choices:
A. remembering
B. big game
C. cats eye
D. way
E. world

Answer: C


Which ways more? 100 pounds of rocks OR 100 pounds of whipped cream?

Choices:
A. pebble
B. neither  theyre both 100 pounds
C. ounces
D. sedimentary rock
E. dollar

Answer: B


One side is heavy one side is not. What am I?   Want a hint: One side is not

Choices:
A. plenty
B. negligible
C. not   noto lbs  ton100lbs
D. greed
E. seduction

Answer: C


When confused look to me.  I have no answers, but i look back on every question.  What you need, i have no clue.  My broken space will never be filled.

Choices:
A. pleading
B. condition
C. a
D. question mark
E. reaction

Answer: D


I have a towel that never gets dry.  What is it?

Choices:
A. my tongue
B. go
C. paper towel
D. mirth
E. till

Answer: A


I say I'm ugly, you say I'm pretty.  I say I'm fat, you say I'm skinny.  I say I'm short you say I'm tall.  Whatever am I?

Choices:
A. spurt
B. stick figure
C. lead
D. view
E. super model

Answer: E


What has roots as nobody sees,  Is taller than trees,  Up, up it goes,  And yet it never grows?

Choices:
A. primate
B. mountian
C. mississippian
D. make
E. ivory tree

Answer: B


Black within, Red without,  With four corners round about.    What am I?

Choices:
A. rastafarianism
B. chimny
C. rooms
D. circles
E. syrup

Answer: B


On an open field was a guy. There was nobody around,and he could not move. There was an unopen pakage next to him. What was the pakege?

Choices:
A. parashoot
B. electromagnetism
C. fell
D. fingerboard
E. dress

Answer: A


A boy and his father are a car the car crashes and the farther is fine but the young man is in a bad way and needs to be opperated on, but the opperator said i can not apperate on him evryone asks why and the opperator said hes my son? who is the opporator

Choices:
A. this boy is not my child
B. the father of the boy
C. pater
D. perfume
E. his mother is the opperator

Answer: E


Not meaning to offend it's creator, but perhaps this "contemporary" PHRASING would make it easier for some.    It may or may not put out a flame.   Being fragile, you need to apply it carefully.    It can't break, but with overuse it will quickly wear thin - thereby    rendering itself ineffectual.

Choices:
A. average
B. equipment
C. put
D. my excuse
E. make

Answer: D


One of these is all you really need  To stop a cut when it starts to bleed.    What am I?

Choices:
A. longing
B. gumming
C. bandaid
D. make
E. rump

Answer: C


if 2p in change would be 1p so what would be 10p?

Choices:
A. 5p
B. historical linguistics
C. stability
D. penny
E. inflexibility

Answer: A


WHAT DO U CALL A CHICKEN THAT CROSSED THE ROAD?

Choices:
A. bought at store
B. dead chicken  hahaha
C. birds
D. mother hen
E. farm yard

Answer: B


Choices:
A. test drive
B. there is no answer to
C. no answer here
D. covering
E. trial

Answer: C


What has four legs, a tail and goes "OOM OOM?"

Choices:
A. cow walking backwards
B. stand
C. gam
D. starting
E. mouse

Answer: A


There was a car crash.   In the car crash there was a boy and his father.   They were rushed to different hospitals in different ambulances.   When the boy arrived they had to do surgery on him.   The sergion says "i can not opperate on this boy, he is my son".   How can this be?

Choices:
A. gender
B. sergion was boys mother
C. fathers
D. spouse
E. forefather

Answer: B


A man and his son, John, were driving to a movie theater.  Halfway to the theater, they get in a car crash.  The man is dies and John is sent to a hospital.  He is taken into surgery.  When the doctor looked at John, the doctor says " I can't operate on him.  He is my son John. " Who was the doctor?

Choices:
A. sanatorium
B. medication
C. beds
D. backdrop
E. doctor was johns mother

Answer: E


I am thinking of a number from 1 to 10 what number do you think I am?

Choices:
A. answer is 6
B. positive identification
C. forth
D. truncation
E. concept

Answer: A


90 people are on the train 50 people get off and 100 people get on how many are on the train all together

Choices:
A. indians
B. 140
C. maize
D. room
E. shawl

Answer: B


A man rides into a village on Wednesday, stays for two days, and rides back out of the village on Wednesday.  How did he do it?

Choices:
A. uesday
B. horse was called wednesday
C. male person
D. sundown
E. chariot

Answer: B


I used to come from below,  A very long time ago!         now,  The Queen sits upon me,  But i am not a throne!  I can make you rich,  But not if Im alone!     What am I??????

Choices:
A. coins uksterling
B. pay
C. clean
D. story
E. format

Answer: A


what are the group of sheephunters also known as?

Choices:
A. association
B. peripheral
C. factuality
D. welshmens
E. character

Answer: D


What is spelled wrong in the dictionary?

Choices:
A. inappropriate
B. wrong because wrong is wrong
C. remorse
D. falsification
E. formula

Answer: B


What expression is in the following?      theredface

Choices:
A. shade
B. act
C. cramp
D. red in the face
E. turn purple

Answer: D


I flow like a beautiful river but if you drink me I will kill you in a second.  What am I?

Choices:
A. tributary
B. a neurotoxin
C. high water
D. lakes
E. mercury element

Answer: E


What can go up a chimeny down but not down a chimeny up?

Choices:
A. eat food
B. skating
C. sorrel
D. umberella
E. there were 4 of you

Answer: D


I am a Country and I am also a type of water.  What am I?

Choices:
A. old country
B. poland spring
C. south dakota
D. wetlands
E. water hen

Answer: B


I am watched all over the world and the bigest event ever to be seen.  What am I?

Choices:
A. strap
B. wrestlemania
C. yang
D. landmark
E. tv program

Answer: B


The top drops the music stops what am I?

Choices:
A. karaoke
B. breaking
C. brake
D. music box
E. plunk

Answer: D


two ships are in the water.  they each fire one missle at the other.  neither missle hit its target.  but there were no counter measures launched.  and nothing entered the airspace during the time.  and radar showed the missles were destroyed.  how is that so?

Choices:
A. aquaplane
B. they flew into each other
C. break apart
D. spectacle
E. missile gun

Answer: B


Choices:
A. flea
B. at 500
C. luau
D. bouviers des flandres
E. carbohydrate

Answer: B


what hears but has no ears, what speakes but has no mouth?

Choices:
A. chin
B. protrusion
C. telescopic sight
D. green beans
E. headphones

Answer: E


A 16 year old girl doesn't have a good relationship with her father, and she never will.  Her mom doesn't ask her to try to get a relationship with him either.  Why not?

Choices:
A. patriarch
B. chinese
C. poor
D. her father is dead
E. opportunity

Answer: D


Why wasn't Catrina put in jail after killing hundreds of people?

Choices:
A. instincts
B. because she was a hurricane
C. blink
D. smart money
E. shark

Answer: B


One in a minuate,  Twice in a moment,  But not once in a thousand years.

Choices:
A. tenth
B. centennial
C. seasons
D. civil year
E. awnser is m

Answer: E


all of the buildings are black and there is no electricety and all the cars are painted black and a car is coming and there is a dog how can not see or hear and how can the persone in the car see the dog the person cant hear

Choices:
A. symptom
B. cause daylight
C. meaning
D. lighthouse
E. shade

Answer: B


There were these scientist who found a new type of cell.  they fpund out that every minute is dublicated to two cells.  so they put them in a jar at 10:00 and the jar was full at 12:00.  what time was it half full?

Choices:
A. 1159
B. supper
C. twelve
D. richard leakey
E. zulu

Answer: A


If you buy something, you lose me  If you sell something, you get me  People want it and I am only paper  I start at 1 to 100  What am I?

Choices:
A. goods
B. dollar bills
C. earnest money
D. thinking
E. slope

Answer: B


What gets bigger as you take things out of it (2 answers) ?

Choices:
A. temple
B. item
C. praise
D. find
E. hole or room

Answer: E


Some consider it evil in many ways  Types of venom people it slays  Corrupting killing harmful it stays  Confusing their mind like a maze

Choices:
A. hockey players
B. manifest
C. call
D. poision
E. blood brother

Answer: D


There is a big ground with black spots,and in that there are some small black soldier which troubles the ground.

Choices:
A. border
B. kansas
C. our hair
D. unit
E. basis

Answer: C


Choices:
A. our age
B. starting
C. comma
D. goer
E. higher price

Answer: A


A man was shot while driving his car alone.  there was no bullet holes on his car and the windows were up.  How was he killed?

Choices:
A. car park
B. hitman
C. hes driving a chorvette
D. compact car
E. floorboard

Answer: C


Choices:
A. interview
B. grain
C. kernal
D. seed
E. hates

Answer: C


There were 23 birds sitting on a tree and a hunter shot 1.  How many left?

Choices:
A. none they all flew away
B. birds
C. occupant
D. air sac
E. very small

Answer: A


Choices:
A. airplanes
B. riding
C. corridor
D. its too far to walk
E. open country

Answer: D


why is number ten scared of number seven?

Choices:
A. group
B. crunch
C. cofactor
D. addend
E. because seveneight nine                ate

Answer: E


You go out with $300 and somebody took it, you told them too 6 days later you go get it back from them.  Who took the money?

Choices:
A. clinch
B. benefactor
C. debt
D. capital
E. banker

Answer: E


Your in a race and you pass the person in 2nd place,What place are you in?

Choices:
A. galina ulanova
B. lynn fontanne
C. benjamin jowett
D. jean baptiste lully
E. you are in 2nd place

Answer: E


If 7 maids with 7 mops clean 7 floors in 7 hours.   Then how long does it take for 3 maids with 3 mops to clean 3 floors?

Choices:
A. 7hrs
B. concretion
C. ocean floor
D. place
E. seamount

Answer: A


I say Hello in some type of way.   Yet you seem to ignore me everyday.   I get treated like nothing, like a piece of dirt,  Everytime you walk by, I get hurt.   What am I?

Choices:
A. program
B. welcome mat
C. menu board
D. channel
E. clock

Answer: B


If a clock reads 3:15, what is the length between the two hands?

Choices:
A. touching
B. horse
C. hands are touching
D. cup of coffee
E. print

Answer: C


Choices:
A. discussion
B. distant
C. quiet
D. vacuum cleaners
E. text

Answer: C


Im big as a whale and I roll like the sea.  My cousin is even bigger than me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. hills
B. italy
C. shoreline
D. ass
E. insides of ships

Answer: A


Choices:
A. pelvic fin
B. pleuronectidae
C. jewfish
D. food fish
E. fsh

Answer: E


My brother got married on 7/7/2009.  My sister got married on the same day same time and same place.  How?

Choices:
A. stepbrother
B. second law of thermodynamics
C. they married each other
D. their parents are twins
E. care

Answer: C


What happens when you step on a selfish cat?

Choices:
A. keelson
B. degree
C. it meows  get it meows
D. groom
E. rat

Answer: C


the beggining of eternity ,the en of time and space ,the beginning of every end and the end of every place

Choices:
A. range
B. music
C. i dont no
D. aisle
E. complex

Answer: C


What looks at you when starring at your self.  what does what you do.

Choices:
A. sense
B. slant
C. your reflction
D. minimum
E. binary system

Answer: C


What has one hundred legs but does not walk

Choices:
A. blackleg
B. 50x2100 50 panties
C. last mile
D. rung
E. mutton

Answer: B


What do you call a bear with mp arms, legs, or a head?

Choices:
A. black
B. bruno
C. dive
D. fax
E. berry

Answer: E


Justien is trying to buy a car that cost 10000 and the interst rate is 50 precent.whatiz the total.

Choices:
A. 10005050000
B. augend
C. condition
D. riding
E. pistons

Answer: A


I suck at writing riddles.  Everyone hates my riddles.  No one get's my riddles, and I laugh at myself when I don't know what people are talking about, and they are laughing at me.  Who am I?

Choices:
A. successful at
B. writer
C. success
D. riddlerhe sucks at doing riddles
E. racist

Answer: D


Choices:
A. trachurus
B. silurus
C. in the river bank
D. halfbeak
E. starfish

Answer: C


As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens, every kitten had seven mittens.  How many were going to St. Ives

Choices:
A. hunk
B. old man
C. one me lol
D. regatta
E. flow

Answer: C


Choices:
A. ton
B. low
C. sneaker
D. part
E. mum

Answer: C


I run in feilds and streets and at night i'm under the bed ready to be feed the next day.  What am I?

Choices:
A. slippers
B. gravel
C. shoes or boots
D. hold
E. storefront

Answer: C


Imagine that you are walking down the street and you are anaphalactic and a bee stings you. you wake up but now you do not know that you are anaphalactic so they tell you that you are and you faint.  you wake up! where are you?

Choices:
A. reading this riddle of coarse
B. knowing
C. trace
D. rub
E. activity

Answer: A


What is short in the west and long in the east?

Choices:
A. macro
B. flowing water
C. rifle
D. butyric acid
E. youre shaddow

Answer: E


A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale.  One day his neighbor borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces.  The neighbor was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor.  The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds (1, 2, 3, 17, 29, 37, etc. ) using these four stones.    How much do the four stones weigh?

Choices:
A. 40 lbs
B. big enchilada
C. leg
D. scruple
E. reach

Answer: A


I am plentiful in this world.  I can kill one and save another.  I can be invisible with the help of my friends of air and earth.  I am needed in order to live.

Choices:
A. neatness
B. ferret
C. a
D. bell
E. water or h2o

Answer: E


what is black when you buy it red/orange when you use it and grey when you throw it away?

Choices:
A. gillyflower
B. carbon black
C. black book
D. its charcoal
E. thing

Answer: D


A hole is 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide.   How much dirt is in it?

Choices:
A. bore
B. none because a hole
C. no water
D. put
E. well

Answer: B


12 little figures  in a circle,round  No legs but 2 hands  And a special sounf  WWHAT AM I?

Choices:
A. knob
B. second hand
C. clip
D. tick tock clock
E. low

Answer: D


They seem so long but theres only 24  Close to death is when you want more.    What is it?

Choices:
A. death warrant
B. hour
C. remote
D. hold
E. moment

Answer: B


Bobs mom has four kids Bill,Becky,and Bernie.  Who's the fourth child?

Choices:
A. offspring
B. independent
C. bob
D. kid
E. place

Answer: C


What can be as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?

Choices:
A. branch
B. indian ocean
C. continent
D. flood
E. shadow of elephant

Answer: E


I have holes, but i never break.   Some people like me but some hate me.    What am I

Choices:
A. shopping center
B. swiss cheese
C. mortise
D. cranny
E. hole in one

Answer: B


Some were big and some were small but they are gone and we don't have to worry at all  What am I?

Choices:
A. dinosaur
B. big science
C. grain
D. big stick
E. rotunda

Answer: A


i coolyoudown, i spin around quite fast. what am i?

Choices:
A. flight
B. im  a fan
C. abstract
D. Assassination
E. horse

Answer: B


I am everywhere you look, no matter time of day.  You   can see me in the people's faces as they walk away.  I've been around forever, I am not about to leave.  Many have fought to save me, because it's what they believe.  I have been at every war, since the first I can remember.  And suprisingly enough, in those days I was lost every december.  What am I?

Choices:
A. human life
B. revolver
C. era
D. sailing
E. hope

Answer: A


When I am backwards I am one hundreth of me.

Choices:
A. southwards
B. flipper
C. orient
D. retreat
E. number 100

Answer: E


Choices:
A. andante
B. maigre
C. punk rock
D. molasses
E. dreem

Answer: E


Measure stormy weather, or fair  Yet not to be bargained for an underwater tower  Nor useless for a trapped princess; plight  Find yourself another phrase,  Suit yourself, without your height

Choices:
A. centimeter
B. barometer
C. plights
D. gin
E. argument

Answer: B


there was a man in jail and his friend asked him who was his visitor.  he said brothers and sisters have i none but this mans father is my fathers son.  who is he

Choices:
A. descendant
B. cousin
C. gender
D. vistor was his son
E. woman

Answer: D


what is the difference between a chicken and you?

Choices:
A. roast
B. chopped
C. roosters
D. birds
E. chicken is much smarter

Answer: E


YOU BREATH ME IN YOU BREATH ME OUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BREATHE SO DON'T EVEN POUT.  WHAT AM I?

Choices:
A. sigh
B. take in water
C. answer is air
D. think of oxygen
E. travel

Answer: C


Choices:
A. deal
B. going find deer
C. hiking
D. screw
E. nerve

Answer: B


If a rooster is on a hill and lays eggs.  Will it roll or remain seated?

Choices:
A. scramble
B. structure
C. shell
D. crest
E. rooster does not lay eggs

Answer: E


Imagine. . . . . . . your self in a small box. There is no way possible to get out. There is no doors or ways to get out. How do you get out?

Choices:
A. you imagine yor self out
B. figure
C. shoe store
D. fancy
E. contain things

Answer: A


A man has a green car.  One month later, the car is blue.    What happened?

Choices:
A. he painted it
B. ultramarine
C. be
D. new color
E. course

Answer: A


what am i ? I am brown all over and when people clean me out i can hear and when somebody hit me i turn red what am I?

Choices:
A. vision
B. red drum
C. thinking
D. ear
E. ground loop

Answer: D


I am the thing that makes oboes, clarinets, and Saxaphones play  What am I?

Choices:
A. entertainment
B. utility
C. playbook
D. blocks
E. reed

Answer: E


These are the days that people will be taken up into a special place.    What place is this??

Choices:
A. element
B. daydream
C. heaven with are real father
D. place
E. human beings

Answer: C


The more I dry the more I get wet.  What am I?

Choices:
A. towel_
B. cry
C. conditioner
D. drier
E. salt

Answer: A


You may not think I am what I am but I know I am what I am.  The voices in my head tell I am what I am? What or who am I?

Choices:
A. psycopath
B. has
C. brainstorm
D. holds
E. ignorance

Answer: A


I am painted, I cannot run neither can I walk. what am I?

Choices:
A. quickness
B. be
C. statchu
D. course
E. isle

Answer: C


Choices:
A. his uncles were is ants
B. ant town
C. become adults
D. ant farm
E. boy

Answer: A


1+2=5 how is this posable (the answer is 5)

Choices:
A. state
B. product
C. solution
D. i lied
E. worksheet

Answer: D


A word that everyone says incorrectly but yet this word can be said correctly. What is this word?

Choices:
A. meaning
B. modifier
C. numbers
D. slur
E. this word is incorrectly

Answer: E


Choices:
A. page
B. filling
C. come
D. single
E. shock

Answer: C


A little boy has green eyes, the next day they are gray.  Monday the next week they are blue.  What color are they?

Choices:
A. hood
B. steel
C. moss
D. they are hazel
E. greenwall

Answer: D


Choices:
A. tell them your name
B. ask them to marry you
C. write it down
D. i t spell it
E. whisper it

Answer: D


Choices:
A. channel
B. orthicon
C. alphabet u
D. coach
E. sound

Answer: C


Choices:
A. promenade
B. running water
C. skywalk
D. shamble
E. isle

Answer: B


what relation would your father's sister's sister in law be to you?

Choices:
A. father christmas
B. your moither
C. courts
D. linguistic relation
E. enforcement

Answer: B


Choices:
A. bowel
B. activity
C. leg
D. stand
E. lake

Answer: E


Half a circle full a circle half a cicle A half circle full a circle right angle what is it

Choices:
A. double
B. place
C. mirror image
D. basketball hoop
E. coco cola

Answer: E


Choices:
A. seven even
B. make circle
C. quickset
D. remove the s from it
E. flimsy

Answer: D


i hang high, im long, i live in a box, and i help people see clearly.  what am i?

Choices:
A. happening
B. floorescent light
C. genius
D. cover
E. belt

Answer: B


Choices:
A. add numbers
B. group
C. in a spelling bee
D. spelt
E. add number to list

Answer: C


What word do you get when you take half of the word of kitten and combine it with the name of a bodypart?

Choices:
A. kitchen
B. measure
C. soft
D. disaccharide
E. mix

Answer: A


Choices:
A. it meows
B. hoist
C. manul
D. pets
E. tom

Answer: A


What is your name? What is the color of the sky?What is the opposite of down?

Choices:
A. your name blew up
B. banner
C. vividness
D. parts
E. flame

Answer: A


Two Russions where walking down the street the one is the dad of the otherones son how do you explain that?

Choices:
A. relative
B. grey
C. parking zone
D. one is mom
E. old man

Answer: D


I follow you everywhere, I am always around you, You cannot get rid of me.  I see all,yet I cannot see or hear.  I am what keeps the world alive, what am I?

Choices:
A. air itself
B. lodge
C. supernaturalism
D. listening
E. light itself

Answer: A


I get trodded on every single day,I'm all different types of materials and am the lowest object on earth. What am I?

Choices:
A. iron
B. dress
C. polish
D. im the floor
E. furnishings

Answer: D


WHAT IS SOMETHING THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD CANNOT HOLD FOR A HOUR?

Choices:
A. wrestling
B. pause
C. their breath
D. doll
E. hydroelectricity

Answer: C


What is the longest word in                     the dictionary?

Choices:
A. mural
B. proparoxytone
C. alpha privative
D. letters
E. elastic it streches

Answer: E


You can do this once , but not once in your life.

Choices:
A. vote
B. go
C. cell
D. lifestyle
E. fungi

Answer: A


Your go into the forest and get me you sit down to find me and our leave because you cant find me.  What am I?

Choices:
A. terminal leave
B. lounge
C. sliver
D. folding chair
E. somewhere

Answer: C


What does everyone have that they can always count on?

Choices:
A. say
B. marquis
C. rank
D. their fingers
E. be

Answer: D


Choices:
A. pretend
B. campana
C. bow out
D. dumbo ur name
E. ethnic

Answer: D


What Can See Without Eyes?  What Can Hear Wihtout Ears?  What Can Climb Without Arms?

Choices:
A. ophthalmologist
B. waving
C. slide
D. human imagination
E. armchair

Answer: D


50 ofyouwent to school and 20 of yalll didn't

Choices:
A. usher
B. 502070
C. playing field
D. fraternity
E. pencil sharpener

Answer: B


Choices:
A. duck
B. conservation
C. dallar bill
D. wintergreen
E. utah

Answer: C


Choices:
A. crossroads
B. movement
C. device
D. canal
E. he got ran over

Answer: E


What is the only word in the English language that sounds differant and has a differant meaning when you capitalize it?

Choices:
A. pennsylvania dutch
B. polish
C. future perfect
D. note
E. discriminate

Answer: B


eat us and we will give you strengh,  eat us and you we will makeyousuffocate,  We come in many shapes and sizes,  We come in one shape and size,  use as a tool for your disposal,  If we are lost and one is left,  with little luck only one can reunite us all.   Who are we?

Choices:
A. we are mammals
B. file
C. we are chips
D. snack
E. failure

Answer: C


There was an elephant. Which part of it is the biggest?

Choices:
A. puppy
B. branch
C. elephants cave
D. india
E. beaver

Answer: C


Choices:
A. albatross
B. tiamat
C. litter e
D. fathom
E. put

Answer: C


Choices:
A. to fit your phoosy in
B. anorectic
C. shaving
D. seersucker
E. thinner

Answer: A


There once was a little girl,a little boy,a girl,a boy,a lady,and a gentleman. Upon all who can fly?why?

Choices:
A. species
B. lady ladybugs can fly
C. don
D. g
E. gentlemen

Answer: B


You like to hold it ,but you you always lose it.

Choices:
A. deal
B. slave
C. coal
D. plum
E. remote

Answer: E


I can run but zI can't walk.  What am I?

Choices:
A. flush
B. skiing
C. river stream or nose
D. overrun
E. jog

Answer: C


23-23=5 HOW CAN THAT BE   THINK THINK DONT KNOW

Choices:
A. read alot
B. by mistake
C. regard
D. activity
E. groupthink

Answer: B


What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

Choices:
A. Dialogue
B. chopped
C. become food
D. nothinghe didnt make it
E. branch

Answer: D


think of a number 1 through 10. add 5. then add 10.  now subtract the number you started with.

Choices:
A. single
B. concept
C. employment
D. counting
E. is your answer 15

Answer: E


Choices:
A. manifest
B. 1113213211
C. tally
D. cardinal number
E. symbol

Answer: B


if the man said there was 40 more sweets in the shop why did 80 peolpe come in for the sweets?

Choices:
A. overload
B. token
C. because 40 people stole them
D. consumer
E. capitalists

Answer: C


Two households, both alike in dignity,   Equal in strength, where they're besieged,  Across many lands, they lay their scene,  From ancient grude, of light and dark,  To the rook and the nightingale for lark,  With the monarchy at complete unrest,  And infidels march to trap and test,  Yet in each household, A pair star-cross'd lovers fight,  Side by side, for husband and life,  In death the conflict comes to an end,  What eye shall miss, this toil shall stive to mend,  And begin again,

Choices:
A. hold
B. law
C. sum
D. design
E. chess setchess pieces

Answer: E


It stares at you in the face all day without eyes.  It speaks without a mouth.  Its face always changes from one thing to the next.

Choices:
A. routine
B. cover
C. beaver
D. your television
E. spy

Answer: D


What is more powerful than God. .   More evil than the devil. .   Rich people need. .   Poor people have. .   and if you eat it you will surely die??  What am I??

Choices:
A. Satan
B. lower power
C. myth
D. nothingnothing at all
E. complex

Answer: D


What short, skinny, and never been used ?

Choices:
A. tract
B. moment
C. yo dick
D. dumbbell
E. jockey

Answer: C


Romeo and Juliet were found dead on the floor in a single bed room.  All that was found nearby was some broken glass and some water.  The house was in a remote location with nothing around except a railway station and a track.     How did Romeo and Juliet die?

Choices:
A. romeo and juliet were fish
B. wheel
C. we're all going to die
D. water heater
E. water level

Answer: A


Im 300 pounds you saw me last night what am I?

Choices:
A. place
B. shot
C. mope
D. debut
E. yo mamma

Answer: E


I can be light or dark, spelled in Canada and USA differently, and can be hard or liquid like what am I?

Choices:
A. broadway
B. steep
C. yorktown
D. smith
E. colorcolour

Answer: E


It has a head, a tail, s brown, and has no legs.  What is it??

Choices:
A. penny duh
B. spider
C. dust
D. form
E. movement

Answer: A


Iâ€™m never heard, never smelt  Iâ€™m never touched, Or never felt.   Begin in me, end in me  The more of me the less you see.   Iâ€™m there in forests and underground  And other places not to be found.   What am I?

Choices:
A. winery
B. lovers
C. darkness
D. press
E. berth

Answer: C


im green , black , red, i live in the dark and never see daylight what am i

Choices:
A. moisture
B. stand
C. compact
D. test
E. dont noyoutell me

Answer: E


both of them have been through a lot of      together what are they?

Choices:
A. amount
B. buttcheeks
C. lottery
D. subdivider
E. extent

Answer: B


I can make you successful, or make you a failure.  I am totally at your command.  Tell me what you want to change about you and I will do it automactilly. Be easy with me & I'll destroy you.  What am I?

Choices:
A. form
B. change of life
C. its
D. habit
E. delta

Answer: D


i m something a chef always use and a mudrer always use

Choices:
A. hang
B. whites
C. media
D. taste
E. knive

Answer: E


A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.  He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.  And no, he didn't miss and isn't Superman.    How did he do this?

Choices:
A. man is jesusgod
B. he had a party
C. press
D. pope
E. water boy

Answer: A


try to figure out  the last 4 digits of this number. . . . 561-985- call the cops, canyoufigure out the last 4 digits???? the first number of the last 4 is low so there you go. . .    call me ifyoucan() i mean i am a international supersyar i dont give my phone out 2 any1 that ask 4 it. . . . . . . . .      - gallant

Choices:
A. utterance
B. 0911 or 4911 or 2255
C. apex
D. digit
E. tag

Answer: B


Arnold Swarchanager has a long one  Jamie Fox has a short one  the Pope can't use it   Maddona doesn't have one  what is it?

Choices:
A. collar
B. legate
C. baffle
D. papacy
E. last name   duh

Answer: E


What can a spider weave that eyes no eyes, yet still can see.

Choices:
A. website
B. quarter
C. epicanthus
D. sagacity
E. drop

Answer: A


What is black & small cannot be seen in the night and has something you want to bounce?

Choices:
A. surfeit
B. blackcap
C. glimpse
D. perturbation
E. lotto

Answer: E


I am dumb,and know many languages, i am deaf,but still spoken to and i connect love ones.   WHAT AM I

Choices:
A. i
B. format
C. cellfone
D. singular
E. husky

Answer: C


What is ssssmartly sssssnake's best food?

Choices:
A. sausage
B. white
C. faith
D. smartly food
E. tasting

Answer: D


Hi.  My name is sdxxxggmkhujfhbvbj (Means Jacks Waters)  He count 50 states and 50 books, How much did he count his books and US map?

Choices:
A. danger
B. 1234567890 he hate math
C. story
D. scale
E. six

Answer: B


What is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tommorrow?

Choices:
A. tidy
B. accuracy
C. its e
D. finis
E. critical point

Answer: C


Choices:
A. hill
B. with north and south poles
C. place
D. pole star
E. marmot

Answer: B


Choices:
A. drinkable
B. baking soda
C. restaurants
D. cooler
E. fountain

Answer: B


I can be red or green, some people like me but some people dislikes me.  For most people when they eat me. . .  their face turns red!

Choices:
A. meal
B. cities
C. pasture
D. yellows
E. chili

Answer: E


What do you call a funny book about eggs?

Choices:
A. yolk book
B. character
C. chick
D. thinking
E. covering

Answer: A


Choices:
A. hazard
B. snakes
C. when the joker is wild
D. win money
E. pad

Answer: C


Choices:
A. honeypot
B. spyfocals
C. being
D. ready
E. conduct

Answer: B


Choices:
A. for holding up his pants
B. gaard
C. tie up your shoelace
D. look around
E. piece

Answer: A


Choices:
A. being
B. college
C. blood test
D. bubble
E. website

Answer: C


There are two parts of me.  The first part is like a pop can, If you do a certain action it makes a mess.  The second part Is sharp and thin and is used to pierce flesh.  Who or what am I?

Choices:
A. contain food
B. quarrel
C. shakespeare
D. robbery
E. pronoun

Answer: C


I carry stuff inside my pouch,  You can look inside me and out, I am treated  like a punching bad if I am squishy What am I?

Choices:
A. gizzard
B. wishful thinking
C. belt
D. pencilcase
E. trade

Answer: D


I smell like blue paint, pours like green paint, and i look like a red truck what am i ??

Choices:
A. slab
B. painter's shop
C. meconopsis
D. redpaint
E. wintergreen

Answer: D


Oh lord! i am not worthy! i bend my limbs to the ground i cry, yet without a sound let me drink of waters deep and in silence i will weep what am i ??

Choices:
A. moss
B. apple tree
C. acorn
D. willow
E. hedge

Answer: D


I go inside boots and outside shoes what am i ??

Choices:
A. stocking
B. toe
C. ankles
D. leg
E. car boot sale

Answer: C


I am a band that does not perform, sing, or act what am i ??

Choices:
A. cravat
B. scientist
C. rubberband
D. music stand
E. ambush

Answer: C


Glittering points that downward thrust sparkling spears that never rust what am i ??

Choices:
A. truncheon
B. icicles
C. spit
D. quartile
E. oxide

Answer: B


I have a small hill with seven holes what am i ??

Choices:
A. head
B. cut
C. pill
D. inch
E. toe

Answer: A


A thousand wheels, but move i do not call me what i am, call me a lot what am i ??

Choices:
A. ton
B. planet wheel
C. parkinglot
D. axe
E. cart

Answer: C


In your fire you hear me scream, creaking and whining, yet i am dead before you lay me in your hearth what am i ??

Choices:
A. smudge
B. harm
C. frigg
D. heat energy
E. log

Answer: E


I am the kind of soda you must not drink what am i ??

Choices:
A. bakingsoda
B. manner
C. tar
D. verse
E. cost

Answer: A


It may only be given, not taken or bought what the sinner desires, but the saint does not what is it?

Choices:
A. fingerprint
B. interchange
C. forgiveness
D. nick
E. vitus

Answer: C


With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long i stood what am i?

Choices:
A. beaver
B. fireplace
C. woman
D. castle
E. board game

Answer: D


I am black and white and full of fuzz what am i ??

Choices:
A. policecar
B. black stork
C. white mustard
D. black box
E. jaguars

Answer: A


I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat what am i ??

Choices:
A. doll
B. oil
C. oasis
D. portion
E. fireplace

Answer: C


Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here what am i ??

Choices:
A. return
B. lobby
C. mission
D. boy
E. corner

Answer: E


What is probably the most famous dinner party in history?

Choices:
A. party wall
B. lastsupper
C. renaissance
D. ribbons
E. right wing

Answer: B


I am sometimes referred to as chips what am i ??

Choices:
A. semiconductor device
B. referral
C. receptacle
D. frenchfries
E. christopher

Answer: D


The only amusing part of the body what am i ??

Choices:
A. youare
B. essential amino acid
C. natural object
D. nutation
E. mudra

Answer: A


Choices:
A. hand lotion
B. shackle
C. blow
D. nailpolish
E. pass

Answer: D


I am an activity involving pins flying int eh air what am i ??

Choices:
A. mood
B. reply
C. joggling
D. crane fly
E. horizontal

Answer: C


I am the word that is always spelled correctly by everyone what am i ??

Choices:
A. valediction
B. command
C. correctly
D. mental object
E. sound good

Answer: C


Ripped from my ancestors home, beaten and burned, i become a bloodthirsty killer what am i ??

Choices:
A. sideboard
B. dish
C. turbulence
D. pliocene
E. ironore

Answer: E


I have a title and many pages i am a genteel of genteel descent i am a killer veteran of war i am a slave to my lord pledged to his service what am i ??

Choices:
A. knight
B. creature
C. reading
D. white
E. feature

Answer: A


The more holes you cover the lower i go what am i ??

Choices:
A. recorder
B. place
C. hypothermia
D. sweep
E. daub

Answer: A


Choices:
A. leave
B. chap
C. turn
D. branch
E. kipper

Answer: A


Choices:
A. know
B. read
C. mention
D. go
E. begood

Answer: E


Choices:
A. repeat
B. chat room
C. say
D. waytogo
E. count

Answer: D


Choices:
A. know
B. chat room
C. excuseme
D. mention
E. surname

Answer: C


Choices:
A. chick
B. popeye
C. get
D. chard
E. ravioli

Answer: B


I look like something that sonic the hedgehog would fun collecting.

Choices:
A. funyuns
B. collections
C. rub
D. drive
E. berries

Answer: A


Known to be the fastest of my kind, I'm first known as being terrible.  After time, I end up heavy.

Choices:
A. eternity
B. bowl
C. badminton
D. time period
E. synchronization

Answer: C


I appear to be a hulking brute, but in reality, i am a gentle giant, my name can also mean an expression of anger or frustration

Choices:
A. means
B. loanblend
C. slope
D. glower
E. aaarrrgghh

Answer: E


Choices:
A. storage
B. manichaean
C. booth
D. thoracotomy
E. coffer

Answer: E


What is white and black and mainly used to make things look old

Choices:
A. bandit
B. blackamoor
C. eye rhyme
D. melanosis
E. oldcameras

Answer: E


If you win this famous race, forget Champagne, try fried chucken

Choices:
A. saute
B. flame
C. colour
D. bluegrass
E. watch film

Answer: D


Read one way, I am under great strain; but read the other way, I am sweet and pleasing.

Choices:
A. desserts
B. sour
C. kissing
D. strike
E. sweetener

Answer: A


What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?

Choices:
A. activity
B. bought at store
C. onion ring
D. receipt
E. trade

Answer: C


Choices:
A. hold onto
B. become food
C. western hemisphere
D. taxi crab
E. fishing

Answer: D


Choices:
A. storey
B. workbook
C. in the cupboard
D. under their covers
E. social contract

Answer: D


A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious.

Choices:
A. night club
B. weasel
C. travel
D. it was iron bar
E. hero

Answer: D


What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?

Choices:
A. betsy ross
B. religious
C. claustraophobic
D. body mass index
E. agressive

Answer: C


Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?

Choices:
A. anhinga
B. batten
C. turkey is a stupid bird
D. because he had the drumsticks
E. mount ararat

Answer: D


Choices:
A. king james version
B. rules
C. his queen
D. eminence
E. hill

Answer: C


Choices:
A. expressway
B. witchhikers
C. street sign
D. witching
E. red lights

Answer: B


What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?

Choices:
A. cluster
B. slipper
C. dust
D. how do you boo
E. incubus

Answer: D


What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?

Choices:
A. hairy potter
B. bar mitzvah
C. dogs
D. goatee
E. whiskers

Answer: A


What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Choices:
A. motel
B. disco
C. mouse
D. fountain
E. junk

Answer: B


What do you call it when two mice almost collide?

Choices:
A. musk
B. make music
C. cat and mouse
D. narrow squeak
E. drag

Answer: D


What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Choices:
A. being
B. club
C. bathing
D. wrapper
E. submarine sandwich

Answer: E


Choices:
A. skittles
B. device
C. working correctly
D. it was run down
E. seconds

Answer: D


Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Choices:
A. infestation
B. domesticated animal
C. feist
D. because he stole the show
E. common

Answer: D


Choices:
A. showers
B. room
C. the water was cold
D. its towel fell off
E. establishment

Answer: D


What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Choices:
A. personals
B. sports page
C. his clothes
D. sports section
E. paper towels

Answer: E


What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Choices:
A. use the forks
B. slang
C. grade
D. group
E. entree

Answer: A


If a stopper and a bottle cost $2. 10 and the bottle costs $2. 00 more than the stopper.

Choices:
A. eugenia
B. tenpin
C. leyden jar
D. five cents
E. detach

Answer: D


Choices:
A. for packing a rod
B. grab
C. probable cause
D. booking
E. coast

Answer: A


Choices:
A. creativity
B. operation
C. tyrant
D. his salary
E. reward

Answer: D


Choices:
A. looks pretty
B. noise
C. it will smell bad soon
D. looks good
E. both need beating

Answer: E


Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?

Choices:
A. they could hold up trains
B. fight back
C. engineer
D. jack
E. press

Answer: A


On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?

Choices:
A. city center
B. on the outside of course
C. seating
D. church grounds
E. yard

Answer: B


Choices:
A. money plant
B. in a snow bank
C. inside a penguin's nest
D. penny pincher
E. material

Answer: B


A nonstop train leaves Moscow for Leningrad at 60 mph.  Another nonstop train leaves leningrad for Moscow at 40 mph.  How far apartare the trains 1 hour before they pass eachother?

Choices:
A. trail
B. indication
C. juncture
D. make
E. 100 miles 6040

Answer: E


Why are artist no good in sports matches?

Choices:
A. to get money
B. because they keep drawing
C. poison
D. cost
E. white

Answer: B


Two teams were playing soccer against each other.  One player from Team One scored a hat trick (triple goal).  Their teammates were very happy.  But when he scored the fourth goal,their teammates scolded him instead.  How could this be possible?

Choices:
A. player scored own goal
B. junior varsity
C. ducks and drakes
D. felt
E. patriots

Answer: A


What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?

Choices:
A. cut
B. protein
C. chicken feed
D. become food
E. roost beef

Answer: E


Choices:
A. oil painting
B. longshot
C. pictorial
D. because it was framed
E. snapshot

Answer: D


What do you call two witches who live together?

Choices:
A. barrels
B. residence
C. witch hazel
D. broommates
E. resident

Answer: D


Across the canyon, is another, across the cliff, might be another, across the gap, is another.

Choices:
A. buffer
B. crevice
C. ravine
D. electric arc
E. rocks

Answer: B


What is as large as a mountain or small as a pea and endlessly swims in a waterless sea?

Choices:
A. lot
B. asteroid
C. planets
D. room
E. pea pod

Answer: B


What is made of wood and metal and must be buried before it works?

Choices:
A. part
B. shovel
C. tool
D. knob
E. coal

Answer: B


Controlled by your hands and feet it would be nothing without a street what is it?

Choices:
A. strand
B. car
C. shell
D. hubcap
E. side

Answer: B


My body is timber and i am a boy among men i have a nose without end and an insect for a friend who am i?

Choices:
A. exteroception
B. latter
C. club
D. tree stump
E. pinocchio

Answer: E


In the forest, this blends in just right, but every december it is covered with lights what is it?

Choices:
A. ward
B. ficus
C. evergreen
D. bird nests
E. shade

Answer: C


We total ten, but two we make when we are together people may quake what are we?

Choices:
A. clerks
B. fists
C. calculators
D. exercising
E. walkabout

Answer: B


What can be played with no rules and no winners or losers?

Choices:
A. beat
B. recreation
C. entertainment
D. win
E. instruments

Answer: E


Before mt everest was discovered, which was the tallest mountain in the world?

Choices:
A. lodge
B. fell
C. mount olympus
D. mteverest
E. act

Answer: D