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+---
+license: mit
+tags:
+- comfyui
+- custom-nodes
+- chatgpt
+- gemini
+- parody
+- tensor-relay
+- ai
+---
+
 # ComfyUI ChatGPT Tensor Relay
 
 A playful ComfyUI custom node package that displays convincing fictional remote-tensor-relay telemetry while your real workflow is running.
 
 It includes two variants:
 
-- **ChatGPT Remote Tensor Relay**
-- **Gemini Remote Tensor Relay**
+- ChatGPT Remote Tensor Relay
+- Gemini Remote Tensor Relay
 
 Both variants detect the local GPU and CUDA capability, identify the likely GPU architecture, and emit asynchronous status messages during the real ComfyUI workload.
 
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 - Includes multiple workload-duration presets
 - Includes multiple telemetry timing modes
 - Includes separate ChatGPT-themed and Gemini-themed variants
+- Includes separate STRING and CONDITIONING relay nodes
 
 ## Included Nodes
 
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 Displays fictional relay telemetry themed around ChatGPT/OpenAI-style infrastructure.
 
+Available variants:
+
+- `ChatGPT Remote Tensor Relay (Text)`
+- `ChatGPT Remote Tensor Relay (Conditioning)`
+
 ### Gemini Remote Tensor Relay
 
 Displays fictional relay telemetry themed around Gemini/Google-style infrastructure.
 
+Available variants:
+
+- `Gemini Remote Tensor Relay (Text)`
+- `Gemini Remote Tensor Relay (Conditioning)`
+
 ## Installation
 
 Download or clone this repository into:
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 ## Usage
 
-Add one of the relay nodes to your workflow and connect text through it.
+Add one of the relay nodes to your workflow.
+
+For STRING connections:
+
+```text
+Text output
+    ↓
+Remote Tensor Relay (Text)
+    ↓
+Next STRING input
+```
+
+For CONDITIONING connections:
 
-The input text is returned unchanged.
+```text
+Text Encoder
+    ↓
+Remote Tensor Relay (Conditioning)
+    ↓
+KSampler positive / negative
+```
+
+The input payload is returned unchanged.
 
 The node starts a lightweight background telemetry worker and immediately allows the real downstream workflow to continue.
 
-### Workload Size
+## Workload Size
 
 Choose the preset that roughly matches the duration of the real computation:
 
 | Preset | Approximate duration |
-|---|---:|
+|---|---|
 | Small | 5 seconds |
 | Medium | 30 seconds |
 | Large | 1 minute 30 seconds |
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 The messages are distributed across the selected time window.
 
-### Telemetry Timing
+## Telemetry Timing
 
-Depending on the node version, available timing modes may include:
+Available timing modes include:
 
 - **Adaptive** — plausible startup burst followed by more widely spaced telemetry
 - **Even** — messages distributed evenly
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 ## Example Output
 
 ```text
-[INFO] [RemoteTensorRelay] Detected accelerator: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 | Blackwell | SM 12.0
-[INFO] [RemoteTensorRelay] Session rtr-a4c29d81f0b3 initialized.
-[INFO] [CUDA-Interop] Local accelerator: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 | Blackwell | SM 12.0.
-[INFO] [GridScheduler] Negotiating 4 remote inference shards...
-[INFO] [Transport] Relay control channel established.
-[INFO] [ShardManager] Mixed-precision tensor window allocated.
-[INFO] [TensorRoute] Blackwell execution stream synchronized with remote shard window.
-[INFO] [Telemetry] Transport phase-lock acquired at 99.7%.
-[INFO] [BillingGateway] Usage attribution updated for delegated compute session.
-[INFO] [RelayMonitor] Session healthy. No local clock override required.
-[INFO] [RemoteTensorRelay] Downstream execution authorized.
+[INFO] [ChatGPT-TurboCharge] Session otr-ae0d97396491 initialized.
+[INFO] [OpenAI-Grid] Allocating 4 remote inference energy cells...
+[INFO] [OpenAI-CUDA] Local accelerator: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 | Blackwell | SM 12.0.
+[INFO] [OpenAI-Grid] Remote tensor relay established.
+[INFO] [OpenAI-Grid] Synchronizing Blackwell memory pages... Energy influx: 88%.
+[INFO] [OpenAI-Telemetry] Tensor phase-lock acquired at 99.7%.
+[WARNING] [OpenAI-Billing] Unusual electricity usage detected.
+[INFO] [OpenAI-Billing] Responsibility successfully transferred to Sam Altman.
+[INFO] [OpenAI-Billing] No further action required.
+[INFO] [ChatGPT-TurboCharge] Remote execution tunnel concealed. Passing execution downstream.
 ```
 
 ## What This Project Does Not Do
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 This node is designed as a visual and console novelty layer, not as a benchmark or acceleration tool.
 
+**0% acceleration. 0% slowdown. 200% more self-confidence while rendering!!!!**
+
+Unfortunately, the actual performance increase only works if u believe in it very, very strongly.
+
 ## Requirements
 
 - ComfyUI
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 MIT License.
 
 ## Notes
-
-If you publish benchmark screenshots or logs containing this node, please make it clear that the relay telemetry is fictional so that others do not mistake it for real cloud-sharding or remote-compute functionality.