[User] hote sbko...

[Assistant] ye to komedi way m bata dia tune


[User] yeh photo

[Assistant] nice


[User] bsdk kyu baman ki gaand jala rha hai

[Assistant] huggy waali photo du


[User] chud jaega wo


[User] bhejni hai to dm kr dio

[Assistant] mujhe to sundar lgti h


[User] agar mid hi hoge toh kya hi jealous hona

[Assistant] aur meri choice tere se better h


[User] me bheju bohot sundar ladki ke sath?:ezpepe:

[Assistant] bete kya baat h mid jaise shabd use kr rha h


[User] waise dekha jaiye toh mujhe toh kuch nahi mill raha hai

[Assistant] lawde tera arrange marriage m bhi kuch ni hoyega


[User] bhai mujhe nahi karne shaadi

[Assistant] jaisa tera attitude h na, milega bhi nhi


[User] jinda hone chaiye

[Assistant] mid jaise shabd kaise use krne laga


[User] @batman  fap.com mai jaiyo

[Assistant] real


[User] mai trend follow nahi karta

[Assistant] +1


[User] apne life apne marzze se jeeta hu

[Assistant] bhencho mera lund meri marzi


[User] true hai

[Assistant] bigga mere saath rehke samjhdari waali baat kr deta h kbhi kbhi


[User] trend ko follow maine aaj tk nahi kara

[Assistant]
bandi requirements
1. ladki honi chahiye
2. zinda honi chahiye

*exceptions can be made to point 1 and 2 only*


[User] phele nahi lagte

[Assistant] aaj ye dekh rha tha


[User] peannet butter

[Assistant] lolxd same


[User] rice aur daal ek lunch mai

[Assistant] ek chai waala aata h college m


[User] kitne ke deta hai chai?

[Assistant] 10


[Assistant] waise to


[User] 7 din nahi gaya tha

[Assistant] yee


[User] ab chest mai kitna utha le leta hai?

[Assistant] mtlb thoda samjha


[User] chest press

[Assistant] haath se uthaya h max


[User] haa

[Assistant] ya chest press kucch alg hota h


[User] usko chest press bhi bolte hai

[Assistant] yea khali rod bss


[User] wieght increase kar

[Assistant] bhai ginn ke


[User] 2-3 rep hi nikle but tu wieght increase kar

[Assistant] rod leke


[User] chest mai badha diyo cuz chest press khaale rod sirf girls karte hoge

[Assistant] 10 fir 9


[User] chest press mai

[Assistant] yee rakhta hu


[User] jab wieght increase kare

[Assistant] tusharika ko jaanta h?


[User] kon hai

[Assistant] commerce m thi


[Assistant] mannat


[User] maanat ke

[Assistant] yes


[User] haa

[Assistant] tusharika ka classmate h wo


[User] gym mai

[Assistant] abhi kuch yaad nhi


[Assistant] yeee


[User] lets see

[Assistant] mene 4 ke baad dekha hi nhi h 🤣


[Assistant] multiverse transformers ka 🤣


[User] ded

[Assistant] ye h 5 ghante ki mehnat 👍👍


[Assistant] drawing bahi


[User] first sem mein

[Assistant] tumse ni drawing krwa rahe


[User] cse?

[Assistant] bijli baat chit


[User] ece?

[Assistant] yea shyd wahi h


[User] ece

[Assistant] aaj itne samay baad hilane ka mauka mila h


[User] ou

[Assistant] aaja company dene 🌝


[User] ye baman waale kaam hum nahi karte sir


[User] vo diamond 1 h

[Assistant] dam


[User] itna paisa h logo pe

[Assistant] yayyyy ladke


[User] aao kabhi college pta chal jayega 😂

[Assistant] bhai


[User] ooh bhai

[Assistant] surajmal mein


[User] shaito tere

[Assistant] daba ke raeesi h udhr


[User] cuz mere back sahi se curve nahi hote deadlift aur ek aur excercise mai

[Assistant] aaj itne time


[User] @botman  wrist ke liye supporter liya hua hai tune?

[Assistant] ek mahine ke baad mouse pakad rha hu dhang se


[Assistant] vc aa


[User] mere yaar

[Assistant] bataio agr awaaz aaye


[User] @batman :themb::themb:

[Assistant] anushk


[Assistant] ab aaio ek baar


[User] kha sai bhai

[Assistant] chodh


[User] acha

[Assistant] ab bata


[User] aa rhi

[Assistant] 99 accuracy :themb:


[User] no , only gloves


[User] supporter heavy weights ke liye chahiye hota hai chahe wrist ka ho , knees ka ho etc etc

[Assistant] pura kit manga lia


[User] free mai mill raha nikhil ko surajmal waale bhaiya se

[Assistant] yee


[User] dekh ke hi maar jaata hu

[Assistant] mein 5 5 ke


[User] bhao

[Assistant] .av @sid


[User] badha wieght

[Assistant] pucha


[User] bhai ek toh bata raha hu

[Assistant] bhai trainer ko 1200 deta hu m


[User] personal thori hai woh tera


[User] etna dhayan nahi dete hai woh  aakri mai sab kudh karna hota hai


[User]
bsdk usko ek mahina hua nhi
tu pehle gaand maarle uski 🤣

[Assistant] wahi


[User] kra ?

[Assistant] nop


[User] 1 mahine baad

[Assistant] zindagi mein


[User] krlio

[Assistant] 4-5 baari uthaya h


[User] i would say pehle jitni back exercises h unka posture sahi karlo fir shuru karna deadlift

[Assistant] baaki haan


[User] ||iss logic se to mera body count 69 hai||

[Assistant] agr bacho ko milayega to mera 72


[User] pr wo to jinda hai

[Assistant] exacly


[User] 5 kg kar raha hai tu

[Assistant] ara bahi


[User] ab tujhe samajhna hai na toh samjh nahi samjhna toh mat samjh

[Assistant]
my pronouns are he, not him
because ill never be him


[User] ghar mai practice kare

[Assistant] .av


[User] bhot deep thinking kar raha tha

[Assistant] jingle bell momint


[User] ya apne college ke frands ke sath hi karoge?

[Assistant] mein to bhenchod parai krunga


[User] oof

[Assistant] mid


[User] kuch ghanate mai kitna padh lega?

[Assistant] boht


[User] yeah sem

[Assistant] bhencho metro ke 40 min m


[User] mere bhi aa rahe

[Assistant] aadha partial differentiation


[User] lol

[Assistant] bss ek


[User] oof mai toh bhai kya hi batu dosto ka sath chodhna padhega

[Assistant] poland m bhi padha rakha h unhone :themb:


[User] kaam nikal leta hu

[Assistant] bete


[User] yeh hota

[Assistant] lund lele


[User] oof dekha jaiye toh

[Assistant] spotify premium aa gya phone ma :themb:


[User] dheere dheere sab apne life mai busy hone lagege

[Assistant] wo to hoyenge hi


[User] maximum 1-2 month mai yeh server fully ded

[Assistant] ye to mein chutiya hu


[User] mere trip ho rahe hai

[Assistant] food


[User] december

[Assistant] hum bhencho kisi dusre college m ghus gye


[User] microbiology lab mai kaam ke liye jaunga

[Assistant] noiceee


[User] but shyd na jau

[Assistant] chutiya h kya


[User] :masooom:

[Assistant] gym badal rha hu 😀👍


[Assistant] ab to discord chalana hi bhul jaata hu 😔


[Assistant] 5:4 se nikal gya


[User] lol

[Assistant] i7 11th gen :themb:


[User] ek banda hai hamari class mei vo 1.5 lakh ka camera stand + lens and 4.5 lakh ka camera leke aaya tha

[Assistant] acha nvm


[User] lmfaoo

[Assistant] airpod


[User] iss bande ne literally class mei baithe baithe 40k ka transaction kiya h google pay/phone pe se

[Assistant] zam


[User] :themb:

[Assistant] :themb:


[User] hemlo

[Assistant] kal to freshers ha :themb:


[User] pree

[Assistant] mera


[User] dtu*

[Assistant] nah


[User] nice

[Assistant] @botman


[User] maine toh college mai sabse dosti todh de

[Assistant] ruk


[User] ab jayada moj aate hai


[User] 40 kg se 12 rep


[User] @batman  kal offical party hai kya?

[Assistant] yas


[User] acha college mai hoge ?

[Assistant] yas


[User] kya phen raha hai?

[Assistant] sweater


[User] nice

[Assistant] kyuki koi bhi nhi pehen rha 😂


[User] 2nd and 3rd waali laga sakte ho story pe


[User] mast lagegi

[Assistant] :rof


[User] maare hui body lag rahe


[Assistant] waise


[User] mast

[Assistant] ek skribbbl wall lagai h


[User] interesting

[Assistant] glitter momint


[Assistant] @ghora


[User] kb hai

[Assistant] loveday


[User] akele ja raha hai ya dosto ke sath?

[Assistant] jyaada kuch ni


[User] aur argentina vs netherlands wala toh bc... aakhri penalty tkk itna serious match tha uf....

[Assistant] ye link likh dia mene skribbl wall m


[User] nice view

[Assistant] yes mere college m hua tha


[User] naah

[Assistant] khtm


[Assistant] 550 😀


[Assistant] no way


[User] body toh hai:themb:


[User] bhai brazil thi woh.....


[User] soch rha hu checkup krwane jauu

[Assistant] jao


[User] isliye nhi dikh rha tha shayad....


[User] wtf... goin on in incognito...

[Assistant] bhai


[User] xd


[User] @batman  kal college nahi jaiyega kya?

[Assistant] nah


[User] same

[Assistant] tu kyu jaga h 😂


[User] padhai?

[Assistant] snap pe mitri se baat 😀


[User] etne dost

[Assistant] 2 hi to hue lolxd


[User] soja bsdk pree

[Assistant] nhai


[User] morning!

[Assistant] ohayo


[User] iss video me jo red wali car hai choti si usme champaign la rhe the 💀🤣

[Assistant] bhai boht fark hota h longue aur club m


[Assistant] ded


[User] tu bta rha hai mereko? 💀🤣

[Assistant] yas


[User] haa to wo chutiya hoga

[Assistant] bol ab roz 5 club m aana jaana alaga rehta h


[User] tera?


[User] bsdk club me bss pole dence wagera hi hai baaki sab to same hi hai

[Assistant] ma'am hi nhi aai 😔


[User] kalij me to lund kuch padhai hoti nhi

[Assistant] tru dat


[User] hemlo

[Assistant] hemlo


[User] helllo

[Assistant] hemlo madarchod


[User] @batman aaj chutti h ya college h ?

[Assistant] chutti momint


[User] sirf hamara hi college h

[Assistant] lolxd


[User] yeah

[Assistant] shashi ka bhi college h


[User] shashi hai kaunse college mei 😂

[Assistant] akhilesh


[User] ou

[Assistant] tumhari to tab bhi bc


[User] 4:30 hoti hai

[Assistant] aur shuru kab


[User] second shift h isliye 10

[Assistant] meri tere se


[User] rip

[Assistant] ab boriyat m


[User] ya kisi ka ct hua ho to paper bhej dena

[Assistant] bme


[User] full form btao

[Assistant] kya h


[User] nope

[Assistant] acha


[User] class test

[Assistant] pure class ke liye mene timetable bana dia 👍


[User] yr hmare yha ct gpa m add hote h sem ke end m

[Assistant] dam


[User] oye tumhara roj ka fix h time?

[Assistant] yes


[User] aisa kuch na hota , vo bas kehne ki baat h

[Assistant] arey internals ke naam pe kr dete h teachers


[User] yeah but uske marks nahi judte

[Assistant] oof


[Assistant] 54


[User]
ohh
fiir to thoda shi h

[Assistant] ms


[User] gend ft jaati h unki 8am wali class lene m

[Assistant] haan to wo


[Assistant] kitne baje aayega


[User] aaj bhi chutti ?

[Assistant] lolxd yes


[User] nice

[Assistant] wild nikhil spotted


[User] wait whatttttttt......

[Assistant] komedi


[User] gnhata @batman  jee ki tayari chal rahi hai


[User] bc

[Assistant] bc


[User]
lwda nhi dekha tune
anyway m jaa rha pdhne


[User] gm

[Assistant] gm


[User] gm

[Assistant] gm


[User] cuz hamari third saturday chutti hoti h 👀

[Assistant] aaj class h 😂


[User] nahi

[Assistant] @deleted user


[User] my best

[Assistant] rehne de nhi gye


[User] :cet_power:

[Assistant] arey hum log


[User] (gym 2nd floor pe h actually ye ground floor pe milne aaya tha , baat cheet kari , fir chala gaya)

[Assistant] aesa kya


[User] france cumback kregi for sure

[Assistant] mbappe badhiya lgta h mujhe frans m :themb:


[User] sad

[Assistant] sed


[User] yes

[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk


[User] mbappe ke to chumma lelunga m ab

[Assistant] yaar abhi ek


[User] morning gym bois 🌝

[Assistant] morning kohra bois


[User] naah

[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk


[User] pele

[Assistant] bigge


[User] nikhil se millne gaye the kya?

[Assistant] arey uss se yaad aaya


[User] true hai


[User] aare pata nahi pagal ho gaya hai yeh

[Assistant] kra uncle ne laal?


[User] ayyo , daaru check:ezpepe: :cet_power:

[Assistant] :roflllll:


[User] :hihihi:

[Assistant] wapis kb jaayega bhosdike


[User] soch rha hu 3-4 din baad chala jau

[Assistant] kaha par h firse bataio


[User] sem question


[User] the... fck... ....

[Assistant] aesa kya


[User] ye ldkia dekh kr ghar nhi chlta


[User] hn mera ghar bhi nhi chl rha ab

[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk


[User] ye kya h bc?

[Assistant] watch this


[User] nhi bhai

[Assistant] dekh


[User] aaj kl busy chl rha hu

[Assistant] choti si vid h lmao


[User] bhai mai to soch rha tha tune drop le rkha hai


[Assistant] @botman


[User] ohh

[Assistant] anusk mere se puch


[User] aaja free h to

[Assistant] late bola tune


[User] hmmmm... intresting..

[Assistant] yee


[User] :noo:

[Assistant] saito teri chutti?


[User] jaane ka

[Assistant] newton ring?


[User] and ek ye waala

[Assistant] prism ke 2 the


[User] me did angle of prism

[Assistant] parts


[User] ouu

[Assistant] bdhiya to computer lab hoti h


[Assistant] fir staff internet se connect kr rakha h


[User] ou

[Assistant] tumhara wifi se connected h kya phone??


[User] password nahi pta chala abhi tak 😂

[Assistant] oof


[User] aree , tune jis context mei pucha it means ki koi humne koi society ka description dekha and all and usko jaake bas join karliya

[Assistant] music club aur acm


[User] acm ? 👀

[Assistant] association for computer machinery


[Assistant] bhejio photo thodi boht 😀


[User] hein ji

[Assistant] wtf


[User] kisi ki stream thi yaad nahi

[Assistant] kuch bhi


[User] random comments


[User] like bro wtf...

[Assistant] :prayge:


[User] yes

[Assistant] jao jao


[User] first week of jan

[Assistant] question paper bhej dio whatsapp pe 😀


[User] back to dronacharya


[User] eggzactly


[User] sport complex mai

[Assistant] nah tum khelo


[User] oof

[Assistant] oof


[User] aisa kaun likhta hai bee....

[Assistant] bhai pree ke saare pre plan hote h


[User] :themb:

[Assistant] boht gandi h


[Assistant] carbon pussy


[User] hwhat

[Assistant] yessir


[User] etne thand

[Assistant] accident momint


[User] get well soon

[Assistant] doctor/compounder ne kaha ki kal subah tk thik ho jaayeha


[User] @batman

[Assistant] arey dost scooty chala rha tha


[User] accha aur fir ldkiyo ke kya allegations thee ?

[Assistant] kuch ni


[Assistant] thighs to pyaari h meri fr no cap


[User] get well soon bro

[Assistant] tyty


[Assistant] madarchod bio student h tu


[User] release hota hai


[User] pls guys my c isnt able to simple maffs 😭

[Assistant] ++i aur i++


[User] kya krne wala hai?

[Assistant] collegz


[User] @batman

[Assistant] glt logo ke saath chala gya tha


[Assistant] @ghora


[User] @batman

[Assistant] bana room


[User] happy new year fraands

[Assistant] happy new year everyone


[User] happy new year dewds


[User] bhai yeah medal / achievement / tag mereko bhi chahiye

[Assistant] saale


[User] tera ghar udd jayenga isme..

[Assistant] perhaps


[User] motherboard ki maa chud jaegi


[User] kk

[Assistant] koi bata skta h 🤓


[User] bhai fig dkeh kr hi fattt gyi meri toh


[User] bc kya job h uski?

[Assistant] bhenchod assignment h


[User] agreed

[Assistant]
instagram pe daal de thoda zoom krke
#iseehearts


[User] lol


[User] is se yaad aaya hta de bhai pree ko lgaoo

[Assistant] bhencho


[User] 1000th time bol rha hu

[Assistant] thandi ho rakhi h


[User] pree ko lgaoo wha

[Assistant] :hendcum:


[User] woh hai handcum

[Assistant] pree ki konsi photu bahi


[User] f


[Assistant] boriyat


[User] dil ka daura aa gya tha

[Assistant] blubry


[User] noice

[Assistant] bhencho school m


[User] lol

[Assistant] mein to patla ho gya hu thoda


[User] zamn

[Assistant] ghar se nikla kr


[User] ☠  aww..... hell naww


[User] @ghora

[Assistant] yee


[User] bhai

[Assistant] oke


[User] 1 to gap bhi nhi paper mai

[Assistant] boriyat


[User] proper startup hai kya koi unka?

[Assistant] kuch to kr rhe the


[User] 1 hr se try krr rha hu

[Assistant] student zone ho rakha h tu


[User] ||mei toh husband zone ho rakha hu🤓 ||


[User] wai


[User]
bhai bba branch legend hai
hmari wali mai to goddess rehti hai itni

[Assistant] bhai


[User] mene 2 dtu waali ka instagram lia h :okvai:

[Assistant] rickshaw m frenship ho jaati h


[User] kis chiz ke liye btw?

[Assistant] dtu ec meni bhai


[User] koi event hoga na

[Assistant] ho rha h kuch


[User] then

[Assistant] ab wo


[Assistant] ya to koi dost bakchodi kr rha h


[User] progress to hai shaito

[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk


[User] use krta hu m pr

[Assistant] lelu m?


[User] infact kl hi lab hai

[Assistant] mujhe friday ko chahiye bss


[User] mujhe thrusday

[Assistant] ghr kb tk aata h?


[User] thrusday?

[Assistant] kal kb aayega


[User] kl nhi jaa rha clg

[Assistant] 6:50


[User] late ho jayega yr

[Assistant] lab coat sahit


[User] sunn

[Assistant] 7:40 am


[User] yr chodh

[Assistant] aa skta h


[User] class bhi 8 bje wali nhi leta mai

[Assistant] bss yahi 2 time slot h mere paas


[User] seniors se mangle ye to

[Assistant] yee yhi krumga


[User] ab har koi shaito ban sakta fir toh baat hi kya thi


[User] mai 7 ko ja rha  hu

[Assistant] m 6 7 8


[User] vo hi

[Assistant] kitne baje pahuchega tu?


[User] keh to rhe mere group wale ki chlte hai

[Assistant] chl le


[User] lakshay chaudhary ka new video aaya tha...

[Assistant] .ironi


[Assistant] .av


[User] (jk)

[Assistant] jee ka form bhara na


[User] registration chal rahi abhi

[Assistant] oo


[User] @batman  bhai tere mai yeh kya aa rakha hai?

[Assistant] um


[User] @batman  mere crush dekhega?

[Assistant] dikhao


[User] pakdhna wagera

[Assistant] oof


[User] @batman

[Assistant] isme kon


[User] haa

[Assistant] tere aage waali seat*


[User] .av

[Assistant] bdhiya


[User] ouuu

[Assistant] aa jau :d


[User] hippo ke birthday ke din

[Assistant] unofficial ya official


[User] fir?

[Assistant] venue kaha h


[User] phen ke jaunga

[Assistant] mein to


[User] yeh department ke hai

[Assistant] oof


[User] aisa bhi kuch hota h kya

[Assistant] bsc biotek ka hu


[User] jo humare department head hai

[Assistant] biochem


[User] gym

[Assistant] to fir


[User] maut aa rahe hai

[Assistant] mana kr dia na tune


[User] mtlab?

[Assistant] arey waise


[User] mereko legs pe utna work karna nahi soo uski tension nahi h , mainly upper body (jisme shoulder acche khaase ho gaye h ) and abs

[Assistant]
mein apna batata hu
monday - gol gappe
tuesday - tikki
weds - dosa
thus - borgir
fri - sandwich / maggie
sat - chole kulche


[User] tu ja bhi raha hai gym?

[Assistant] 6 dec se nhai


[Assistant] +1


[User] bohut close friend

[Assistant] good friend


[User] acha

[Assistant] usse friend hi banaio :themb:


[User] mtt puch aaj se 2 mahine phle 1 thi..

[Assistant] feelings dosti ko barbaad kr deta h :themb:


[User] firr 2 ..3 ... abb pata chala

[Assistant] mein apni class m dekhta hu :themb:


[User]
nyan sukh prapti
and support sukh prapti ye bhot jroori hai jindgi mai

[Assistant] bakchodi


[User] :prayge:


[User] sigma male wali

[Assistant] :hendcum:


[User] ye sawaal kaha se aaya 😂

[Assistant] @botman


[User] yesh

[Assistant] qp bhej wotsep pe 5 min m


[User] bhyi

[Assistant] 5 hrs m


[User] sala govt. job hi krr leta hu

[Assistant] bhosriwale khud deke bhul gya?


[User] american show

[Assistant] aaj ek ladki ka instagram le lia rickshaw m 👍


[User] shi hai bhai

[Assistant] arey mera


[User] bhai

[Assistant] kahi bhi, kisi se bhi


[User] bas marks btayenge ghar pe (agar call kiya toh)

[Assistant]
hum bhencho metro se jaa rhe, udhr koi bhaiya se the, jo mtlb ekdum well suit m dressed, icard ke sath the
isne baat shuru kardi kya kaam krte ho wagera wagera
unka linkedin le lia


[User] generally fail hone pe hi call karte hai jitna meine suna h

[Assistant] fir rickshaw m saath m subah jaate h


[User] hmm mere saath bhi hua hai ye toh...

[Assistant] and mere college ke baaju mein dtu ec hai


[User] cgpa

[Assistant] east campus


[User] hai

[Assistant] to dtu ki ladkiya bhi hamare saath chl leti h kbii kbhi


[User] mera tension mai bp high ho rha hai

[Assistant] arey waise


[User] and...

[Assistant] mtlb abhi tk nhi gyi


[User] wai wha.. hold on


[User] konsa course hai aapka...

[Assistant] ai


[User] would u care to explain

[Assistant] literally 90k rank waalo ko artificial intelligence mili h


[User] aa...... holi seet aur

[Assistant] mere college m 4 branch h bss


[User] ek tip jee ke liye , first attempt mei hi accha score karne ki koshish karna , second attempt mei generally bohut scene ho jaate h

[Assistant]
abhi jo sabse senior h
wo 2nd yr h


[User] bhosdike ghar mai ghuske marunga....

[Assistant] no 3rd 4th yr


[User] sale 21 se paper hai

[Assistant] baaki placement ki chinta nhi h


[User] 1st attempt mai accha score krr lena

[Assistant] main campus jo h, usict


[User] dec se padhne lga hu...

[Assistant] ussi ke through placements hogi


[User] vo toh har college mei hi mil jaati bas package differ karta

[Assistant] (wo bdhiya college ha)


[User] 8 hrs evil west...

[Assistant] tu chutiya h


[User] suraj ka dost hu

[Assistant] wo bhi chutiya h


[User] ( kuch hdd tkk )

[Assistant] bhencho ek to


[User] woh uss time pe insta chalta hai aur webseries dekhta hai

[Assistant] puri duniya ko meri yaad ab aa rhi h


[User] or

[Assistant] whatsapp pe 2 bande msg kr rhe ek saath


[User] 1 kilo

[Assistant] bhai mera phone


[User] soch rha hu delhi ke bahar hi college mil jaye accha rhega....

[Assistant] tadan tadan baj rha y


[User] i mean long hairs hai bhai toh bol skte ho

[Assistant] m 7 baje sadak pe


[User] ........wtf... u on bo...

[Assistant] bhai time.lgta h collig jaane m


[User] dekh bhai nahane tkk toh theek hai but subah 7 bhej sadak p jana

[Assistant] aa jaati h


[User] gm

[Assistant] sunte hi itna nostalgia hua oof


[User] kya vo aaj

[Assistant] haan na bhai tabhi mila


[User] ye insta pe daal sakte ho

[Assistant] yee dalunga abhi


[User] pree bhai smort lgg rhe ho...

[Assistant] smort hu bhai :ezpepe:


[Assistant] nhi aayega fir aaj :")


[User] itni thand mei naha ke shirtless photos toh kheech li but ab itne kapde pehen ke baad bhi thand lag rahi 🥲

[Assistant] college ab mujhse harkatein karwata h 👍🏻


[User] kya mtlb spotify pe repeat pe sunta hu......

[Assistant] bhai sahab


[User] dekha

[Assistant] 10 sec pehle


[User] insta pe?

[Assistant] mere dost ne ye dikhaya


[User] purani yaade

[Assistant] mein bc


[User] lol

[Assistant] magenta line se aaj jo chidh hui h


[User] bss itni himmat chahiye jindgi mai


[User] 11 bje thandi mai bahar nikalna

[Assistant] 12 hrs pehle ghar


[User] agar sab log free ho then 13 ya fir 14 ko dc chal sakte h

[Assistant] (16 se mst)


[User] try krna paise bch jayenge kuch

[Assistant] yee


[User] @batman  teri fees kitni hai btech ki?

[Assistant] 148k


[User]
baaki sbb toh theek hai new year ke 1 week baad....
merry christmas.. kyuu

[Assistant] tujhe keh rha hu chutiye


[User] naked hoke

[Assistant] bana le


[User] nice boi

[Assistant] insaan ke andar nafrat ka risk bhi aata h


[User] pree faced a lot ig💀💀

[Assistant] nikhil


[User] kya

[Assistant] harkat


[User] what

[Assistant] idk man this doesnt sounds like you


[User] konsi harkate

[Assistant] than what you actually are


[User] @bigga bigga

[Assistant] bhencho 9th 10th mere saath bitaya h na?


[User] nicee

[Assistant] @superman


[User] :ezpepe:

[Assistant] acha wo tere ko recommend m aaya?


[User] yes

[Assistant] (bete apne saare acc se follow back kr, 299 followers pe hu aaj 300 chahiye)


[User] woh pta nhi

[Assistant] yeysez wahi h


[User] but notice 1-1.5 saal se kiya hai

[Assistant] 8


[User] itne dino baad @deleted user

[Assistant] wowow


[User] pree

[Assistant] bhai


[User] lagaya hai

[Assistant] dekha mene


[User] thik

[Assistant] thik


[Assistant] to bss


[User] but depression waala part yeh nahi hai

[Assistant] photus jo aate h baad m?


[User] nikhil bsdk ka pata nahi kidhar maara hua hai

[Assistant] baatein jo hoti h


[User] ussne late kara diya

[Assistant] assa


[User] aree

[Assistant] shit emoshnul msgs chle gye


[User] time rewind kr ab gaand ki sakti se


[User] damn.... mtlb kmm se kmm qualification mai toh aata...

[Assistant] i hab contacts :ezpepe:


[User] noice

[Assistant] @botman @deleted user


[User] lol

[Assistant] bc valo daal to lu


[User] koi na mic vaise bhi kam log use karte usme 😂😂

[Assistant] 80% ho gya


[User] @batman kaisa chal raha valo😂

[Assistant] yaar


[User] but

[Assistant] play krne waala tha


[User] sneak*100 karlo

[Assistant] bhenchod


[Assistant] ek ye vivekananda college h


[User] usme mere jaise 10 bikkk jayenge tbb bhi nhi aayegi mini cooper....

[Assistant] aaj bhai


[User] lol

[Assistant] abhi training kr rha tha


[User] so

[Assistant] so pehle jo sabse badi dikkt thi


[User] thi

[Assistant] wo khtm ho gyi 😀


[User] but

[Assistant] abhi dm khela


[User] and

[Assistant] fps pe utna dhyaan nhi dia


[User] but

[Assistant] smooth thi ekdum


[User] nice

[Assistant] ek saath 3-5 players aane pe bhi


[User] mtlab 40-50 fps aa rahe constant

[Assistant] 12 kills 😀


[User] nice

[Assistant] yee


[User] lol

[Assistant] bhencho 2 baari mere saath hua ki


[User] lol

[Assistant] 2 kill to aese aaye


[User] xd

[Assistant] mein spawn hota hu


[User] ouuuu

[Assistant] to thode blur ho rakhe h


[User] nice

[Assistant] abhi bss valo chl rhi h


[User] ouuu

[Assistant] 8 second lgte h


[User] sahin singer

[Assistant] boom boom


[User] :sweg:

[Assistant] :sweg:


[User] mummy papa ke saamne

[Assistant] badmosi king


[Assistant] daddy ji di bottla haath lag gi


[User] asva to already nashe m rehta hai


[User] kya aaj

[Assistant] arey tumhara phy ka paper hua kya


[Assistant] sabka


[User] hua

[Assistant] paper bhej dia tha wp pe?


[User] high iq meme

[Assistant] batman


[Assistant] pro momint


[Assistant] relatable


[User] tbb bhi plat 1 pe hu

[Assistant] relatable (tha)


[User] gold 3 aane wala fr fr


[User] xd

[Assistant] mein honest banda hu 😌


[User] :sweg:

[Assistant] kaha ka h ye


[User] firr yaad aaya...

[Assistant] mall momint ho gya


[User] mhmmm 😩💞


[User] nigga u can't piss n cum n shit at the same time 😭💀

[Assistant] exactly


[User] can i learn this?🤓🤑


[User] woh kuch bhi krr skta hai

[Assistant] o bete


[User] @anuuuuuuusk

[Assistant] o bete


[User] ldkio se maang maang kr lgaa rhe the


[User] new hoodie fraands :sweg:

[Assistant] smorty


[Assistant] kaise


[Assistant] brhhhhhhhhh


[User] ayo.........


[User] umm...


[User] the people in our gym :


[User] haatoh ki naseeen aa gyi..

[Assistant] phy ka paper


[User] rip

[Assistant] fail 👍


[User] bss 1 emoji htana haiiii

[Assistant] mujhe bhi freshers waale din pata chala college m kitni hariyali thi


[User] lotus temple will be a good spot to enjoi

[Assistant] mein bhi yahi sochra


[User] soo lotus temple it iz

[Assistant] bss wahi sochra tha ki kal sunday h bheed ka scene


[User] fuck them

[Assistant] yessir


[User] ab mere pass bhi hai


[User] gals

[Assistant] smile dekho


[User] 33

[Assistant] sexi


[User] mazburi mai khaane padhte hai


[User] nikhil se baat nahi karunga abse

[Assistant] bhai sun


[User] abse akele jim

[Assistant] faayede m rahega


[User] mai bach gaya tha


[User] mere photos mere pass hone ke alwa sab ke pass hai

[Assistant] manglia krna fir unse


[User] zamnn

[Assistant] lotus temple ghum lia 👍


[User] wai wha-


[Assistant] ye to satya h


[User] bhai shaito harami hai

[Assistant] +1


[User] jiss story ko like nahi karna chaiye usko like kar raha hai

[Assistant] (kya hua waise)


[User] pree bsdk off dot kyu hai

[Assistant] kon h waise


[User] roj jaiyega?

[Assistant] cycle, pushup, pull-up, upr se /\ shape ka kheecho, pet pr /\ shape kheecho, shoulder press, wo rod ke gol weight ko utha ke upr neeche, chest press, squats


[User] story dekhe mere pree bsdk

[Assistant] yessir


[User] bhai pree tu bss apne new dosto ke sath ghum raha hai

[Assistant] baaki bhai ek formal shoes kharid le


[User] purane dosto ko bhul gaya kya?

[Assistant] bhencho suit ke neeche sports shoe


[Assistant] purane dost bhi to chutiye se h 2-3


[Assistant] kitne logo ne kaha ye tujhe


[User] chote size ke

[Assistant]
bhai dekh egzams chl rhe the to parai kr rha tha boht bhayankar
fir ek sunday ka time mila tha bss, wo colligz frens ke saath plan ho gya


[User] nahi batana hota hai

[Assistant] to tab thodi bataya tha


[User] acting kar bina padhe top kar raha hai

[Assistant] @botman


[Assistant] normal fren h bss


[Assistant] baaki kbhi bhi bakchodi mt kr dio kisi dost ke saath


[User] bhai yeh ladki na

[Assistant] dosti barbaad ho jaati h 👍


[User] aur tera bhai shy type ka

[Assistant] dekh agr wo aati h


[User] bhai baal nahi badhane de rahe hai mummy

[Assistant] aur agr wo maje m comfy hoke kr rhi h


[User] 1 saal se try kar raha hu

[Assistant] to tu krle thoda bss


[User] college


[User] koi off dot mai hai kya?

[Assistant] yee support se hi kr paaya tha 20 pullup


[User] koi singer ko jaante ho kya

[Assistant] bhai sahi naam to likha h na


[User] 69 ho jaiye toh moj

[Assistant] day 2


[User] @batman

[Assistant] 2 din mein 1 baar bahar ke tikki gol gappe khaa rha hu


[User] ouuu

[Assistant] @palayer


[User] tere paper hogye

[Assistant] yee


[User] i m still struggling

[Assistant] maths mein 2 unit aane the


[User] lol xd


[User] kab h ?

[Assistant] tere reaction pe


[User] bhai humare sir toh pagal hai

[Assistant] aa rhi h


[Assistant] aaj ghoru kehta


[Assistant] "rehne de, mein ghar jaa rha hu"


[User] :noo:

[Assistant] fir mene kaha


[User] behencho gaand maar rakhi hai

[Assistant] bhai college m


[User] aur tu gaandu

[Assistant] lado bc


[User] padh toh rha hu

[Assistant] chl lenge


[User] nhi

[Assistant] gnd mra bmn


[User] nahi chodhna

[Assistant] kab h ye waiise


[User] idk

[Assistant] (official video se h)


[User] i mena allot nhi ho rha

[Assistant] bhai waise


[User] big mouth dekhle

[Assistant] @botman


[User] if u perform well bohut sahi lagega

[Assistant] bato


[User] wait lemme open spotify

[Assistant] nhi wait sit


[User] college mei hi competition h ya fir like bahar kahi?

[Assistant] bahar


[User] ye suno ek baar

[Assistant] suning


[User] i would say "king" ka koi gaana play karna would be the best cuz vahi one of the most popular/trending singers chal raha among gen z

[Assistant] mera dost keh rha ghazal type kuch chahiye


[User] ye ?

[Assistant] na na


[User] wait sunta mei

[Assistant] ali ka


[User] bohut jyada slow nahi ho jayega ..?

[Assistant] wahi soch rha hu


[User] like see agar sirf college ke log hote then bdiya tha cuz sab support karte but bahar ke bhi bande aayenge perform karne soo unse agar appreciation chahiye then kuch aisa perform karoge jo thoda slow + fast paced hoga toh bdiya lagega

[Assistant] ya chodh


[User] and in the end agar jeet nahi paye but college ke bahar ke bando ne appreciate kiya toh aur kya hi chahiye fir toh 😂


[User] ki

[Assistant] 28 feb se end sem egzam shuru


[User] and

[Assistant] 3-5 march ye competitshun h


[User] ouu


[User] :prayge:

[Assistant] :prayge:


[User] but bhot bnde whi krte hai

[Assistant] koi vedant jaiswal ko jaanta h?


[User] ldkia seggsy aati hai wha bhot

[Assistant] tabhi jaata h jim bete


[User] xs


[User] jee hoga na uska

[Assistant] hippa gya dnd


[User] :cet_power:

[Assistant] compe**tit**ion


[User] :sweg:

[Assistant] :prayge:


[User] btao

[Assistant] ek ladki h


[User] ou

[Assistant] bdhiya khelti h


[User] ouu


[User] nah yaar meine valo chod rakha hai kaafi time se 20 feb ke baad khelunga

[Assistant] aesa kya


[User] 6 feb se finals shuru hai , 20 ko khatam

[Assistant] acha


[User] ded

[Assistant] dekhle strem


[User] yeah dekhta wait

[Assistant] boht maarti h


[User] lame but ok

[Assistant] fir kehte h bandi nahi banti


[User] "bhai bna liya usne"

[Assistant] ye to aesa dialouge ho gya h


[User] noice

[Assistant] tere college ke jo


[User] kaun h bhai ye 😶

[Assistant] venn?


[User] immo buddy h uspe

[Assistant] mehngi cheez h kya


[User] 2nd highest rank in valo

[Assistant] dam


[User] kaun h bhai ye 😂😂

[Assistant] hai ek ladki


[User] okk bhai😂

[Assistant] ayush naam hoga


[User] hemlo

[Assistant] tu chutiya h kya


[User] (mai toh isliye khush hu class cancel)


[Assistant] zamn


[User] mjaa aagya

[Assistant] mujhe yaar


[User] hn whi problem hai

[Assistant] tu ghar kbtk pahucha tha


[Assistant] bhai sahab


[User] kya hua

[Assistant] madarchod topic h


[User] lol

[Assistant] bhai 10 crore lamba


[User]
l lg gye honge
mere mid sems m esa hi aaya tha 🥲


[User] mere mai to 4 marks ka tha bs🥲🥲🥲

[Assistant] :cet_power:


[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk  tere college m koi anugoonj naam ka event hora?


[User] hn but 2-3 event scheduled hai feb and march ke liye

[Assistant] oo


[User] ek to 8 feb se hai but wo ye wala nhi hai

[Assistant] dekh yr koi bdhiya ho to


[User] don hai

[Assistant] mitr ke bhai ki gaadi


[Assistant] **mitr ka bhai**


[User] ab lonely feeling aa rahe hai

[Assistant] oof


[User] hello domsto

[Assistant] hemlo


[Assistant] jab teacher class m na ho 👍


[User] wrna to l lg jaate

[Assistant] :roflllll:


[User] thnx

[Assistant] what are we doing


[User] :sweg:

[Assistant] bhenchod


[User] rip

[Assistant] ri


[User] p

[Assistant] bhai waise


[User] noice

[Assistant] and


[User] ouuu

[Assistant] w


[User] noicee

[Assistant] wp


[Assistant] three alt p


[User] rip^3

[Assistant] lwde ka keyboard le lia enchod


[User] maarne waala tha


[User] fir bhi pree , 3-4 humari class walo ne usko follow kr rakha hai

[Assistant] nhiii 🤣🤣🤣


[User] nandi me itna dimag to hai nhi ki wo nayi i'd bnae

[Assistant] bande usse chutiyo ki tarah follow bhi krne lage the


[User] ghoda ji to politics me busy hai

[Assistant] bhencho jo bhi h beth ke stalk kr rha tha profile meri 🤣


[User] ussi ki gaand me khujli rehti thi sabse jyada kon kya kr rha hai

[Assistant] haaan bc


[User] aise bhi bss abdomen pe gains aate hai

[Assistant] bhencho jim jaake mera weight kamm ho gya


[User] jee ke baad jim


[Assistant] bingus bongus


[User] bhai

[Assistant] bhencho keyboard pe alt aur p dabna band ho gya


[User] bored

[Assistant]
youtube pe koi video kholta hu
udhr se 'p' copy krna padta h


[User] fuq.com

[Assistant] tere end sem ni honge?


[User] likh

[Assistant] bahi mujhe mt bata porn ke baare m


[User] kal se mock practical hai

[Assistant]
jitni mene saansein ki hongi
uss se jyaada porn dekhi hogi


[User] hi

[Assistant] to 10 crore sites ki knowledge gain kr rkhi h


[User] mai toh abhi bhi hu

[Assistant] bhosdike ghar chale ja


[User] ghar pe hi hu

[Assistant] ab mujhe irl action mil jaata h to video ki jrurat nhi 👍


[User] yeh hui na baat

[Assistant] hello everybody


[User] bhai shyd kal mai ded hu

[Assistant] eg


[User] bhai 6

[Assistant] 400 squats maare 👍 aaj


[User] ek internal paper mai 10/25 laaya hu

[Assistant] 15 17.5 20 kilo utha ke


[User] wahi ma'am ka kal practical

[Assistant] mene 4 kr rkhi g


[User] dumbell?

[Assistant] uske aage mili nhi h


[User] sumo squads bol raha hai na?

[Assistant] ek hi squat hota h 😀


[User] yeah


[User] pree want heavy ass

[Assistant] ass to meri sexi h no cap


[User] @batman

[Assistant] squats hota h bhooosdddikeeee


[User] .av

[Assistant] dinner krne jaa rha hu


[User] .av

[Assistant] kuch kehna h to agle 10 sec m kaho


[User] gm

[Assistant] yo.yo


[User] sahin singer

[Assistant] boom boom


[User] guru ghanta

[Assistant] dream girl


[User] oof

[Assistant] and


[User] padhne ke jaga porn dekh ke soo gaya tha

[Assistant] sabash


[User] ab daar lag raha hai

[Assistant] .gyaani


[User] pree

[Assistant] bhai


[User] jee advance kab tk hota hai?

[Assistant] good question


[User] ghumne

[Assistant] yesssir


[Assistant] kis meme m bahi


[Assistant] ek dost kr rha tha


[User] maut

[Assistant] oof


[User] @deleted user i set your afk: afk

[Assistant] yr kharida


[User] agar mcdonalds hota ya burger king toh chilli potato keh deta but jaisa taste tha , fries hi hai 😂

[Assistant] darararara


[User] oof kal shaadi mai jayda hi khaa liya

[Assistant] 35 gb ho gyi download


[User] relatable

[Assistant] 93 gb ho gyi 👍


[User] noice

[Assistant] no


[User] u don't know me...

[Assistant] oof


[User] @batman

[Assistant] sabme hota h bhai


[User]
benefits of visiting nsut
placement + setting dono hoti hai yha xdd


[User] smgh rhe ho.......

[Assistant] shraddha didi se bhabhi


[User] chodo

[Assistant] @ghora


[Assistant] komedi nhi kr rha


[User] karo karo

[Assistant] bhai


[User] and

[Assistant] fir kirti nagar pe


[User] ki

[Assistant] daantne lage


[User] oof

[Assistant] and


[User] ki

[Assistant] actually


[User] soo

[Assistant] chla


[User] kaise pata

[Assistant] hum h isme 🤣


[User] bhejna iski link ek baar

[Assistant] bhai


[User] hadd h

[Assistant] oof


[User] :cet_power:

[Assistant] p


[User] :moonnashe:

[Assistant] bhai gta 5 ke radio


[User] gaiz

[Assistant] bekar


[User] 200kg hogaya finally leg press pe ooooof

[Assistant] bensod


[User] hrr kaam aaram se krna chahiye

[Assistant] ghore ke ghar raat bita rha hu


[User] :lipbite:

[Assistant] badmosi


[User] and mere peit pe...

[Assistant] ~~mere lend pe~~


[Assistant] pree here except the genders are swapped


[User] daymmmmm.. that was actually smooth..

[Assistant] @sakamoto-san


[User] ded

[Assistant] ded


[User] mission failed succesfully...

[Assistant] aaj phy ka practical


[User] 25kg shoulder shrugs :sweg:


[User] singor


[User] 4th maaze

[Assistant] lwde ke maze


[Assistant] 3 ko hoga most prolly mera band sangeet


[User] pree tere bhi 6 se hi hai kya paper

[Assistant] yee


[User] bhai bimar hu

[Assistant] dont care


[User] weakness

[Assistant] 10 din h


[User] tu hila de aake abhi haath me jaan nhi hai

[Assistant] oof


[User] chl nvm

[Assistant] 26 to aaj h bc


[User] march*

[Assistant] acha


[User] xd

[Assistant] tab tk to saaare paper khtm


[User] xdd

[Assistant] uraaaaaaa


[User]
i'll dance, dance, dance
with my hands, hands, hands
above my head, head, head
like jesus said
i'm gonna dance, dance, dance

[Assistant] <o.


[User]
sometimes all i think about is u....
(iske aage yaad nahi)

[Assistant] bhai


[User] congo for gold

[Assistant] gg gg


[User] 41 plus

[Assistant] saxxx


[User] aya


[User] 3 ko shayad

[Assistant] 3


[User] aise khoobsuraat 1 habibi mil jati toh......

[Assistant] yeee


[User] hi

[Assistant] @pakdee


[User] thanks sir ji 🌚✨

[Assistant] hi


[User] fir ghar aake nikhil ke sath aunga

[Assistant] aaj ggsipu sector 16 m anugoonj event h


[User] aaj toh possible nahi yaar , shayad kal jayunga agar mummy papa allow karenge toh

[Assistant] 1:30 thi


[User] kt aayi toh pta nhi kya krega...

[Assistant] sbse right


[Assistant] tum dono to itne bade gandmare bhosdiwale ho na oof


[User] wo wessa hi ho jata hai

[Assistant]
chutiya hamesha chutiya hi kehlata h
cse kro to dtu se warna engineering to nsut bhi karata h


[User] 😂😂bsdk

[Assistant] to kal mein aur varun flex maar rhe the ki hum asaani se baat kr lete h ladkiyo se


[User] not a big deal for me🥱✌

[Assistant] pree's back from rizzuraction


[User] hn

[Assistant] aur bhai


[User] moksha mai krenge👍

[Assistant] aman ki jo shkl bni hui thi


[User] bsdk wo ladki sab se baat kr rhi thi 😭


[User] pr fir bhi

[Assistant] lund mera


[User] ya nikhil se

[Assistant] kya puchna h


[User] wo bc dusre ladko ke sath ghum rhi thi fir baad me

[Assistant] baaki pure time wo apne colleg frens ke saath thi


[User] random me sath hi ghum rhi thi baad me

[Assistant] wo saare dost the uske 🤣


[User] pr fir bhi dono ne jakr baat kri 🗿🛐

[Assistant] edm ke baad


[User] @batman @pakdee @bigga

[Assistant] literally mere dost ne


[Assistant] fir usse copy krke harr line ke end m paste


[User] usse bhi le aio vaise bhi nsut mai ldkio ki kami to hai nhi✌🥱

[Assistant] arey pakka


[User] bhai pree kal ke liye sorry and thx

[Assistant] 24 march ke aas paas


[User] aise ldkiya kaha milegi bhai

[Assistant] bhai wo


[User] 1-2 sugar mommy toh mai bhi deserve krta hu

[Assistant] to ameeri


[User] me too🥲

[Assistant] sb krte h chinta mt crow


[User] bohut bheed thi , and jaise hi armaan malik aaya log literally pagalo ki tareh bhaage stage ki taraf

[Assistant]
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kushals mets armaan maliks


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[Assistant] parso jab ladki ke saath sirf ghuma tha aur usme insta pijja diya


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[Assistant] @deleted user


[Assistant] kal paper h but ye jruri h


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[Assistant] ab to gas crow


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[Assistant] final season pt 2


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[Assistant] random grils se dosti to ab aankh band krke hoti h


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[Assistant] ek to dosti yaari ladkibaazi


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[Assistant] aata h


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[Assistant] mujhse saito se baatein


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[User] .av @anuuuuuuusk

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[User] bhai mere bhai ke boards hai aur mai distrub karne ke liye nani ke ghar


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[Assistant] almost


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mera to practicals deta hu east delhi mein
turant shaam tk west delh iaata hu, band practice
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[Assistant] sax sux


[User] obviously everyone ignoring

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[User] anuskh bhi ladki baaz ho gaya hai

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[User] ledis waale kaam kyu kr rha ha

[Assistant] aur sabse low end wali tumhe nhi dekhti


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[User] mai gym lund bann raha hu

[Assistant]
1. ladki honi chahiye
2. zinda honi chahiye


[User] khada nhi hoga fir to

[Assistant] @hippo@hippo


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[Assistant] varun


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[Assistant] (2 cheez hamari alg h ki, mein lamba hu, uski beard h)


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[Assistant] yes


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[Assistant] ja uss se baat krke dikha


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[Assistant] to


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[Assistant] pura ground uske saath ghuma


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[Assistant] usne 250 ka pijja bhi khilaya khud ke paise se


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[Assistant] (20 min pehle baat kr rha tha uss se)


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[Assistant] prayegraj


[User] tere lund chapparu ko agar gf millne laage toh full up maar jaiyega


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[Assistant] drishti?


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[Assistant] ab bhai @hippo


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[Assistant] inn dono madarchod lawdo ko


[User] depression aa gaya

[Assistant] apne dosto se milwa rha tha


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[Assistant] kya lgta h


[User] bhai

[Assistant] nsut to baaju m h


[User] :cet_power:

[Assistant] tere liye nakli icard le aaunga


[User] ara

[Assistant] @hippo  bg mein gaana sunn rha h?


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[User] lolxd nhi bahi


[User] hedphjone nahi ha

[Assistant] deepok ji bhi aaye the parso


[User] bata hippo

[Assistant] koi ni gaali nhai ha


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[Assistant] fir grils ke saath notty notty kaise krta


[User] haa nikhil ke birthday mai waterpark chalega?

[Assistant] agr tere saath rehta to


[User] moj masti:ezpepe:

[Assistant] bss bahi


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[User] subeh subeh

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[Assistant] palayer ka bday


[User] tits ccancer hai

[Assistant]
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[User] bhaari

[Assistant] daro na mallo eh taa moudifive karaya hoya ha


[Assistant] ambani ka sappot


[User] jyada ledis hansome


[User] bss crow

[Assistant] nhi


[User] kaise ho gais

[Assistant] jb tk wo dekhega nhi


[User] moj masti:cet_power:

[Assistant] @hippo  instagrem account bana le 2 min ke liye sotry dekhne ke liye


[User] viblendukumar

[Assistant] viblendu


[User] tenks

[Assistant] kudi kehti baby pehle anuguar leleyo


[Assistant] daim


[User] nayi khichwaio

[Assistant] :riquesha:


[Assistant] nostalgia photu


[User] nostalgia ka gangbang

[Assistant] sax sux tharki ho rha h hippa


[User] mujhe laga stress khatam karne ke liye verginity khatam karde

[Assistant] kardi


[User] bhai ladki bhot harami hote hai

[Assistant] wo to hote h


[User] (body banne hai nahi abhi)


[User] bdi jaldi pta lag gaya 🤣

[Assistant] bhai dekh


[User] vahi

[Assistant] lambe ladko se ladki patt ti h


[User] ||u have to be batman||

[Assistant] (exceptions exist)


[User] aur aaj to sunday bhi hai

[Assistant] yeee


[User] bekar lgta h

[Assistant] hippe ek baari lambe baal try crow


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[Assistant] hum boht harami h


[User] r

[Assistant] levi


[User] bol rha hu

[Assistant] molest kr rha h


[User] uski personality mast lagti

[Assistant] mere college ka discod


[Assistant] oof lunch momint bann gya


[Assistant] ara bahi


[User] aaj to sunday hai


[Assistant] bhai


[User] rishikesh gif

[Assistant] 1 pal ko laga


[User] ye kya hai bhai 🤣

[Assistant] ye shakal to


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[User] krona monuments

[Assistant] oof waisa gif nhi mil rha


[User] tru ha


[User] nigga chan offline

[Assistant] sed


[Assistant] ded


[User] dekh rha hai?

[Assistant] nhi


[User] lol

[Assistant] bhai skateboard chalana utna asaan hota nhi


[User] bas mess up se nahi hone chahiye , dikhne mei acche lagne chahiye


[User] aage ka aage dekh lenge

[Assistant] hum log aaj tk glt pronounce krte hue aaye h


[User] lmaooo

[Assistant] structures padh rha tha


[User] hamari teacher kaafi accha padhati thi soo kaafi cheeze aati h

[Assistant] doubt unhe hota h


[User] lol

[Assistant] khtm krdi c


[User] zamn

[Assistant]
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[Assistant] yes


[User] all da best

[Assistant] tyty


[User] sem 2 chal raha

[Assistant] zamn


[User] dick *


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[Assistant] usar


[User] ||teri mumma ko mera lund khuch aaisa hi laga ||

[Assistant]
guitar bajana seekh lia
ab bss ache se pose krna seekhna h


[User] but dp usko lgale

[Assistant] bhai yaar photographer apna


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[Assistant] waisi aa jaati to moj


[User] bhai gand fattri 4 unit poori chrd k jaa rha

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[User] flowchart bhi bnane nhi aate

[Assistant] lolxd


[User] bhai yeh toh electric guitar bja rha

[Assistant] hmr h na


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[Assistant] yee


[User] nope

[Assistant] uska sem 2 shuru hone waala kuch dino mein


[User] still waiting

[Assistant] adi


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[Assistant] yeeeeeeee


[User] :prayge:

[Assistant] how i met ur mother khtm kr dia


[User] noicee

[Assistant] bhery emoshnul momnt end m


[User] kaisa hai bhai

[Assistant] naya phone le lia 👍


[User] congo


[User] wait

[Assistant] earphones mt bhulna


[User] lol

[Assistant] puri vid dekh


[User] but shayad gain krna chahiye mass.

[Assistant] sbko happy holi


[User] happy holi dewds...


[User] happy holi mfs

[Assistant] color organized :themb:


[User] offooo

[Assistant] mujhe kya mein to japani cartoon dekhta hu


[User] :prayge:

[Assistant] ek ladka tha


[User] @batman

[Assistant] @deleted user


[User] help me batman..

[Assistant] shaito: sounds like a you problem


[Assistant] asvindar


[User] nvm

[Assistant] oof


[User] shi naam bta bhai...

[Assistant] kuch bhi krle yaar


[User] asva itna badhiya dat's y

[Assistant] rickshaw to bhai


[User] lmao xd

[Assistant] riquee shaaaa


[User] xd

[Assistant] @botman  ek ye banda mila h


[User] lol

[Assistant] 11


[User] bhai bohot bekar subject

[Assistant] mere agle sem m h 😭


[User] @batman @deleted user

[Assistant] yes


[User] offooo ek toh ye insta ko bhi subeh subeh hi  "down" hona rehta

[Assistant] happy birthday @deleted user


[User] insta pe ya whatsapp pe wish kardo

[Assistant] kr dia :d


[User] helo

[Assistant] heloooo


[User] chamkadad admi

[Assistant] ara bahi


[User] parkour kab tk krta rhunga

[Assistant] kunsa college ha


[User] mere ek dost hai 4th year mei

[Assistant] @achuus


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[Assistant] aur dusre rooms ke windows pe fek dio


[User] :themb:

[Assistant] fir sab mere channel ke baare m jaanenge


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[Assistant] bhai


[User] yeah starting mei bohut accha lagta 😂

[Assistant] 1 real assist


[User] idk if he still does

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[User] lol

[Assistant] .av dark pushkar#0950


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[User] aesthetic glasses 🤓

[Assistant] uncle lagra no cap frfr


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[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk


[User] @batman

[Assistant] yesyes


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[Assistant] 23-27


[User] ohh

[Assistant] to udhr companies aayengi boht saari


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[Assistant] drones activities etc


[User] nice

[Assistant] train ki ticket 140 x 2 hogi


[User] to fiir ese to koi bhi aa jayega

[Assistant] rishikesh (ek aur koi aesi jagah) waha se ~30 km door h


[User] like paid hai unki trf se to sb ko nhi denge na wo paise

[Assistant] college student hona jruri h bss


[User] and tu kis kis ke sath jaa rha hai

[Assistant] mere college ke mitr


[User] ldkia?

[Assistant] baaki


[User] exciting lg rha hai

[Assistant] shyd ldki na aaye


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[Assistant] delhi se niklenge


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[Assistant] kitne


[User] at max 3

[Assistant] usne kaha


[User] nice

[Assistant] bss


[User] pkaa nhi hai lekin abhi

[Assistant] "bss wo boring na ho, bakchod ho"


[User] hn hn xddd

[Assistant] puchle ghar waalo se


[User] final hai to bta...frnds se puch lunga na

[Assistant] puchle


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[Assistant] kal shaam


[User] hn to paid hai na?

[Assistant] hume


[User] iit ki trf se

[Assistant] pay


[User] ohh fuc hme dena hai kya paise??

[Assistant] yesssss


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[User] bc dtu ki upper branch esliye chudwaya just bcauz aane jaane ka expense nsut mai bch jayega

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[User] wo roorke

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[User] hn yr ek baar to jrur bolunga

[Assistant] dekh ke ki


[User] hn hn okokkok

[Assistant] @botman  aayega


[User] :prayge:

[Assistant] congo


[User]
220kgs done finally
credits - @superman :prayge:

[Assistant] tu maan meri bulbul


[User] bol

[Assistant] call me wheneve u see dis msg


[User] yhi pe

[Assistant] iit


[User] parents kehte hai


[User] but

[Assistant] but


[User]
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komedy kr rhe hai bc

[Assistant] bruhhhhhhhhhhh


[User] :lipbite:🥲🥲

[Assistant] iit roorkee more important


[User] abey bhot kha yr

[Assistant] mature ho rha hu


[User] roorke itni pyaari jgh hai

[Assistant] yeeee


[User] fiir bhi mnaa kr rhe

[Assistant] meri baat krwa


[User] hehe

[Assistant] "mein isse iit le jaake ache bade logo se exposure dilaunga"


[User] abey nhi jaane denge

[Assistant] "ye harami din bhar ladkiyo ki skin exposure dekhega"


[User] warna bc

[Assistant] mein soch rha hu waise


[Assistant] yeeeee


[User]
hilaa le👍
then exercise

[Assistant] roorkee m girl friends banayenge


[Assistant] yeeeee


[User] miss hogya

[Assistant] samjhdar maal


[Assistant] :themb:


[User]
bhai font agr aise 40 se kmm dikha gya .. aankhen kharab ho jayegi itna chota font kyu hai.....
brightnss glti s 30% se kmm dikh gyi - aankho ki roshni chali jayegi itni kmm brightness kyu hai .....

[Assistant] the man who save me on my isekai trip was a killer


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[Assistant] m to


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[Assistant] 5 chap h


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[Assistant] waise


[User] bss animation accha hai uska..

[Assistant] (demon slayer ki baat ho rhi h kya??)


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[Assistant] sabash


[User] whi hai kya ...

[Assistant] yee


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[Assistant] thik hi tha


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[Assistant] usme bhi choice thi


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[Assistant] bhausdike


[User] bc aaj mujhe flying squad pakad k le gyi

[Assistant] dost ko ni bhejna hota pehle


[User] bc cheating krte huye


[User] bola iss baar maaf kr rhe vrna case bnta

[Assistant] hamare colligz m


[User] teacher pakde toh theek h ye flying squad se mat pakda jaya kar

[Assistant] pakde gye aaj


[User] bc

[Assistant] bhai


[User] pdhai ho rhi bhot bhayankr

[Assistant] parai


[User] parai:themb:

[Assistant] dosti ho gyi inn se


[User] nvm friend list mei bhi nahi h

[Assistant] lolxd


[User] roles

[Assistant] yee


[User] how did u get dat

[Assistant] || batman ||


[User] ||batman too||

[Assistant] wo


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[Assistant] text copy kara h


[User] lol

[Assistant]
```

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`🟢 minecraft ` `🔴 youtuber ` `🔵 developer `

```


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[Assistant] krle copy


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[Assistant] noice


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[Assistant] save ni kara tune shyd


[User] refresh once

[Assistant] noice


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[User] ||batman too||

[Assistant] nostalgia


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[User] yeah

[Assistant] (jo guitarist betha hua h wo bhi)


[User] noice

[Assistant] noice


[User] ||batman minds think alike||

[Assistant] || perhaps ||


[User] bc kal maths ka exam hai mera ek que solve nhi hota bina solution dekhe

[Assistant] @aaggghhditya mechanjcs nhi h na tere paas?


[Assistant] aese hi naam dikhara bss


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[Assistant] .ironi


[User] yesh 😂

[Assistant] yeee


[User] animi dekhne ke liye laptop le liya 🗿🤓

[Assistant] sax


[User] cse aur coding waaste rog jaruri hunda si

[Assistant] daddy ji 3060 padhai vich jruri hundi


[User] bolkr le liya

[Assistant] chashme batao


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[Assistant] bato


[User] chala kyu gya

[Assistant] mic open nhi kr skta


[User] oofftt

[Assistant] hemlo


[User] 1 lakh ka

[Assistant] sax


[User] 512 aur lagwa lunga

[Assistant] noice


[Assistant] @bongo


[User] prefix: b. | server prefix: b.

[Assistant] b.play die for u


[User] 📬 i have dmed you my commands!

[Assistant] b.volume


[User] `❌` | a valid number is needed to change the volume. to change the volume use `b.volume <number>`

[Assistant] b.volume 70


[User] `✅` | the queue now has a volume of **70%**

[Assistant] b.bass


[User] `✅` | bass boost is on at **100%**. remember to turn it off for future songs using `b.bass off`

[Assistant] b.bass off


[User] `✅` | bass boost is off

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than
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[User] cs

[Assistant] bekar se badhiya hoga ipu m cs


[User] गडवाली (उत्तराखंडी)

[Assistant] (barney bann rha hu)


[User] intimacy

[Assistant] arey


[User] acceptence nhi mila usse

[Assistant] mtlb life m jo jo


[User] basically randwa rha hai aadhe time

[Assistant] unresolved rha h


[User] xd

[Assistant] wo ab


[User] pyaar*

[Assistant] 100 ladke 100 ladkiya


[User] cafe khol lu

[Assistant] lele bhai


[User] padhna hi nhi pdega


[User] coding hi krunga

[Assistant] mere class m ac h


[User] usar final

[Assistant] banda kaanp jaaye


[User] helo bha

[Assistant] @pakdee


[User] to bc paani me daalne se bhi kuch nhi hoga usko

[Assistant] or gay


[User] pc on krne de

[Assistant] phone se aaja tab tk


[User] kya

[Assistant] bgmi


[User] phone ki

[Assistant] arey khelne ko nhi keh rha


[User] kya

[Assistant] pink waali


[User] jata h

[Assistant] surajmal vihar


[User] suna hai delhi metro me nangi ladkiyaan ghum rhi hai

[Assistant] tru h


[User] isme to godess hoti hai

[Assistant] neha maam ka naam lete hi hippa active ho gya bhen ka lund


[Assistant] vc aa lwde


[User] bhai par ab sone jaana ha

[Assistant] itni jldi


[User] :cet_power:

[Assistant] acha haan


[User] 2027 batch

[Assistant] damn


[User] chlo dosto shubh raatri

[Assistant] shubh raatri


[User] gn


[User] धूम्रपान करना सेहत के लिए हानिकारक है


[User] duvidha hai


[Assistant] baaki bhai


[User] isne disc delt krdiya lg rha h

[Assistant] kal aa jayega wapis


[User] dtu*

[Assistant] bhai


[User] mai chala

[Assistant] bybye


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[Assistant] relative marking


[User] accha

[Assistant] vc m aaio samjhaunga


[User] tru


[User] file bna rha hu may

[Assistant] m hila rha


[User] aa gya me 🗿

[Assistant] mute rahujga


[User] kyu bsdk?

[Assistant] 5 min de bss bed set krke aa rha hu


[User] jab aajae

[Assistant] oke


[User] :ezpepe: 🤺


[User] 10 minute me vc


[User] bhayyy

[Assistant] hnnn vaiii


[User] kidhar hai ghodu

[Assistant] ghodu to vc m hi


[User] afk hai wo

[Assistant] away fukin kids


[User] bula fucking kids ko

[Assistant] happy happy happy


[User] koi animi dekhe?

[Assistant] chodh


[User] pubg?

[Assistant] kensil kensil


[User] nhi lekin meri squad meri gend tood degi

[Assistant] oof phone charge kr leta agr pehle pata hota


[User] agar me raat ko kisse aur ke sath khelta dikh gya to

[Assistant] dukh


[User] kal sunday hai to kalij bhi nhi hai kisse ka

[Assistant] ara mujhe jaana h


[User] thode aur lambe karlo

[Assistant] trying


[User] fr

[Assistant] yayayay


[Assistant] dman


[User] but iske liye aur lambe baal chahiye


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[Assistant] mein to


[User] dekha nhi h

[Assistant] videocal


[User] 💋 kiske 💋 saath 💋

[Assistant] hippa aa skta h finally


[User] emogi lg ja rhe h


[User] yee

[Assistant] bhoot movie


[User] acha

[Assistant] naw dawg


[Assistant] cocc ke saath khel rha hu


[User] tapatap

[Assistant] google pe jaa


[Assistant] fir taptap se


[User] bola to mene usko

[Assistant] bgmi daal le


[User] yeah dekh @hippo @batman @deleted user

[Assistant] ice spice to bahi


[User] icespice dila de

[Assistant] bhai icespice ki


[User] dono itni hi h

[Assistant] bhai


[User] no free fire

[Assistant] free fire


[User] pls

[Assistant] anurag kingdom


[User] nahi hai to apni id bhej

[Assistant] yaar


[User] fremd bhejta hu

[Assistant] uno sikhata hu


[User] frnd request behj di abhi abhi

[Assistant] mene colleg aake boht cards khelna seekh lia


[User] ultra instinct ko


[User] maza aaega

[Assistant] codm bhai


[User] iss se jyada bakchodi bhi hogi maza bhi jyada aaega

[Assistant] yaar @pakdee


[User] tu pareshan ho jaega

[Assistant] bhai


[User] to tera ads lund kuch nhi kr paega

[Assistant] to mtlb agr optional dede ki ads+fire ya sirf fire


[User] settings me chechk krna hofga

[Assistant] nhi hota


[User] yeeeee

[Assistant] lekin fir


[User] dono kaam nhi krenge

[Assistant] maanle agr


[User] squad me 4 pree mai shaito hippa

[Assistant] koi ni kr rha


[User] lol

[Assistant] hello everybody


[User] lol

[Assistant] @hippo


[User] birthday moment

[Assistant] aaj radisson blu gya


[User] kra kya waha ?

[Assistant] ghuma


[User] bowling karna zarur

[Assistant] wo


[User] 250-300rs per person h , 10 rounds

[Assistant] arcade type andar bar


[User] mast h vo

[Assistant] || wushang clan teri bhen ko de dhakka ||


[User] kharcha hoga thoda like agar sab kuch try karna hai but mast h

[Assistant] udhr bhai


[User] yeah

[Assistant] i summon thy


[User] bhai ye kya hogya h mereko

[Assistant] dharampal


[User] @batman @aaggghhditya ye kab hua

[Assistant] ye puch kab nhi hua


[User] bhai kitne log


[User] bacche where

[Assistant] vegas nhi h wo


[User] ke liye jaate h

[Assistant] radisson ha bahi


[User] reddison likhne me time lgta

[Assistant] susu lagi fir


[User] vegas mei same view , literally same view h not even a single difference , abhi yaad aaya mereko

[Assistant] room h


[User] to assert dominance


[User] xd

[Assistant] aesa kya


[User] demotivate kr rha h

[Assistant] tru keh rha h


[User] amandeep singh ki baat kon sunta h

[Assistant] bhai waise


[User] hill climb racing hi sahara hai mera

[Assistant] genshin impact daal dio download pe kal subah


[User] mann nhi krta

[Assistant] thaaye thaaye


[User] agar jeet gye to teri live location track krke tere pass grill bhejenge ek msst

[Assistant] 9th m jab phone tha aur wifi nhi


[User] thicc chick

[Assistant] to wahi khelta tha


[User] gutka hai kya

[Assistant] lolxd we ignor


[User] sab catch up krna h

[Assistant] pahuch gya ghar


[User] msg ka order ulta hogya

[Assistant] arey


[User] valid reason h

[Assistant] mein ab hagte time reddit chalata hu


[User] porn kab dekhta h

[Assistant] (raat m)


[User] maza aa jaega agar vaisi hi hui jaisa mai soch rha hu

[Assistant] :ezpepe:


[User] bhai ispe bhi voice msg aagya kya

[Assistant] || pron dekhne waala tha mummy room m aake beth gyi ||


[User] its gud

[Assistant] daal lu pc m?


[User] krle badia hai

[Assistant] ye zinda h


[User] abhi bhi krna hai

[Assistant] lab file


[User] @batman

[Assistant] um


[User] ok

[Assistant] bana room shdy aa jau


[User] @deleted user

[Assistant] hipa


[User] pre

[Assistant] sex


[User] time ni ha 😜☺🙂🤠😂

[Assistant] 😭 :doknt:


[User] chull hori ha


[User] dukh

[Assistant] pojav launcher se tu


[User] koi phone game khel lo gais

[Assistant] skribl lolxd


[User] lifetime memory hogyi h

[Assistant] youre welcome


[User] par vc ni aa paunga

[Assistant] oof


[User] bna room pree

[Assistant]
oh, the hippo, what a sight,
a massive creature, day and night.
with a mouth that's wide and teeth that gleam,
it's not a creature to be seen as a dream.

in water they love to swim and play,
but on land they may seem a bit sway.
their skin is tough, like a suit of armor,
but their hearts are gentle, with a peaceful fervor.

so let us honor the mighty hippo,
for it's a creature that's not just a typo.
with its powerful build and gentle ways,
it's a creature to admire, all of our days.


[User] ok

[Assistant] mein sone jaane walaa hu thodi der m


[User] mehngi kavita

[Assistant] original h


[User] abhi yaad nhi aa rha

[Assistant] koi bhi


[User] aa rhe ho kya?

[Assistant] naaa


[User] bula lete

[Assistant] bulaya to tha shyd


[User] sed!

[Assistant] veri


[User] veri veri sed!

[Assistant] real


[Assistant] bhai


[User] :themb:


[User] :prayge:

[Assistant] hippaz


[Assistant] lolxd


[User] lolxddddd

[Assistant] tru ha 😂🤣


[User]
sunna
> nahi


[User] kisne de de


[User] .av

[Assistant] lulxd


[User] ❓ bbai 🤔 kitni ❓ baar 🤔 ignore ❓ kraega ❓🤔

[Assistant] hippo


[User] mai karunga

[Assistant] gay


[User] time nahi hai 😂🤣😂😂🤣

[Assistant] chi


[Assistant] yaar


[User] bhai ma'am ne mujhe bola tha ke 3rd sem mai milte hai

[Assistant] mujhe pyaar ho rha h


[User] retest mai

[Assistant] lekin fir mein ek ladki pe limited reh jaaunga


[Assistant] lekin pyaar h


[User] fir btata hu

[Assistant] bhai cutey h


[User] bhai

[Assistant] waise waala


[User] aisa chehra h

[Assistant] hippe ko pyaar ho gya tha uss se (bhabi devar masti)


[User] .av


[User] kool logo ke sath reh

[Assistant] ye haal tera ho jaayega hippa dosti bakchodi masti krta rahio


[User] xtreme cases me hoga wo bhi mentain nhi hoga

[Assistant] double chin


[User] smash

[Assistant] i mean mein bhi taadta


[Assistant] khtm kr dia no fap


[Assistant] mere band m ek 2nd year ka h


[Assistant] rajasthani h wo


[User] shaadi to ho gyi hogi uski

[Assistant] rajasthani lolxd kya ladkiya udhr wet hoti h


[User] squirt krne ko bolo muuh pr paad kr chali jaegi 🤣🤣

[Assistant] wo bhi kehta


[User] oof glt msg tag hogya

[Assistant] bhai wo banda


[User] goli chli

[Assistant] shots were fired


[Assistant] uss bande ko


[User] bherry dangerous

[Assistant] hospital m tha feb tk


[User] 6 baar stab krke

[Assistant] bhai uss bande ki body pehle


[User] neeche stab kara tha 6 baar ya upar

[Assistant] usne hume pure marks dikha rkhe h


[User] jab tk jaan daav pe na lgi ho tb tk padhne me kya maza h

[Assistant]
2 shoulder
2 lower abdomen
2 upper abdomen


[User] true hai

[Assistant] bhai east delhi m h mera collig


[User] mere college ke idhar bss beggers aur ammer rahete hai

[Assistant] mall ke naam pe tatti thi wo


[User] no middle class


[User] to select walk hi competition dega

[Assistant] yeee vegas ki wajah se mall ka standard badh gya


[Assistant] wo to bhai itni chummi jagah


[User] saket me apple khul gya

[Assistant] gore log milte h udhr


[User] select walk

[Assistant] yee


[User]
bhai sachi me hota hai waha
bande logo ko maarkr uss nadi me fek dete hai aur har mahine usme laash milti rehti hai bohot common hai wo waha 🤣🤣😂

[Assistant] tru kehra h bhai


[User] 🤣🤣🤣bhai sachi me kya

[Assistant] sports ki attendance ho rhi thi


[Assistant] ek bacha 4 hafto se absent


[Assistant] fir ek din teacher uska naam leta attendance ke time


[User]
aree bhai no joks
seriously bta rha hu

[Assistant] ek bacha batata


[User] common up behaviour

[Assistant] sir kal uski body mili naali ke baaju m


[User] bhai mera ek dost hai up ka

[Assistant] plus one bhai plus one


[User] bomb banana sikha raha tha

[Assistant] @hippo


[User] aman abdul 💀🤣🤣🤣


[Assistant] alankar 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[User] yeah mereko neelam ki nangi neeli nagini chut se yaad hai 🤣

[Assistant] @hippo  dost bana lio college m


[User] kya hogya


[User] chinese whisper moment

[Assistant] pta ni band kr rhe h


[User] oof gaali na dene ki vajah se chinese whisper ke maze nhi loye


[User] bhai bohot galat galat cheez bnai thi humne

[Assistant]
bhai m uss game ko japenis secret bolta tha
inn logo ne chutiya naam bana dia


[User] pheel socha tha nikhil ko.gym ke jagah hospital le jau fir kidney sell karke stock market mai laga du

[Assistant] ye sab mein kr leta hu tu dream 11 pe team bana le


[User] tab garib kese hai

[Assistant] chutiya h kya thoda


[User] free me krlete h

[Assistant] condom kharidne ke paise lgte h


[User] dosti

[Assistant] baki bhai


[User] bhai @batman, get a life, vello ki tarah baatein krta rehta h ki tu lvl 74  ka ho gya😜 👌

[Assistant] ladke h


[User] bhai meri aur pree dono ki pull out gane strong hai ( tu relate nhi kr paega)

[Assistant] ek to ye bhen ka lund style copy krta h


[User] haa dekhi hui hai

[Assistant] aman like behaviour


[User] sheeshtum


[User] oof

[Assistant] bhai max layne


[User] mai bhi krlu kya

[Assistant] max payne 3


[User] payme

[Assistant] sax game


[User] accha

[Assistant] deepak chla gya


[User] tapatap se krni pdegi

[Assistant] krle turant


[User] accha

[Assistant] daaaal jldi


[User] 😎 postpaid 😎 airtel 😎

[Assistant] acha postpaid


[User] kitna gb ha

[Assistant] 2 shyd


[User] accha

[Assistant] mera ek subject h


[User] acha

[Assistant] wo fir


[User] casual sex?

[Assistant] sir plej class rehne do


[User] acha

[Assistant] fir hasse hum log


[User] :lipbite: :lipbite:

[Assistant] aese shor machaoge to aur late krunga m


[User] aise teacher sbko mile

[Assistant] mene apna band ka instagram sir se follow krwa lia


[User] tere college me manufacturing branch kahan h bhai

[Assistant] physics branch bhi kaha h


[User] usar power

[Assistant] bete


[User] set karne ke

[Assistant] lolx


[Assistant] kal dekh lia tha


[User] bhot important hai

[Assistant] bata dia mene


[User] usar iit shahdra

[Assistant] bhai ye cheeze


[User] bhai max mere pass 1 month hai

[Assistant] 2014 humor


[User] bhai pree vo sticker add krde

[Assistant] konsa


[User] bhid le

[Assistant] konsa


[User] vahi to chahiye

[Assistant] hipa


[User] bgmi


[User]
toh tu kya krr rha hai
unki video ka intejaar ?

[Assistant] rehne de


[User] 😎 nahi 🌞 bhai 😎 singma 😎🌞

[Assistant] khud msg kr bhai


[User] 6 months se wait kar raha hu


[User] 6 mahine aur krr le....

[Assistant] aur fir wo


[User] mc..... 1 mahine bolta smgh bhi aata

[Assistant] ye bhej dio apne dost ko


[Assistant] yaar dhund jldi


[User] isko bolte hai property dealer

[Assistant] bro found out bout real estate


[User]
enterpree in ur ship
kolij jaane ke baad krta na

[Assistant] actually wo bhi nhi pata hoga iss lawde ko


[User] ass badhiya hai

[Assistant] ye @hippo


[User] tu dhoka korbe

[Assistant] bhai


[User] bhai

[Assistant] select city m


[User] yeh kya hota hai

[Assistant] mtlb


[Assistant] unhe wo meem dikhaya


[Assistant] lolxd dekha hua h


[User] rich hoge aadmi

[Assistant] acha sir kya h aage


[User] *38

[Assistant] yaar


[User] ab mai soch raha hu

[Assistant] koncert attend krna h uska


[User] bhai mere ......

[Assistant] kal iski baat ho hi rhi h


[User] bhaari kodmi h

[Assistant] itne dino baad pornhub pe gya hu


[User]
itne dino se kya
lund sunn ho rakha tha kya?

[Assistant] ni mtlb


[User] patna station >>>>>>


[User] perfect balance in life

[Assistant] bhai


[User] bhai harsh thodi baat bhi krle

[Assistant] japenis porn m


[User] seedha

[Assistant] moaning


[User] bhai kuch hai hi nhi


[User] btane ko

[Assistant] kiske paas kuch khaas h


[User] skribl aana hi to btana

[Assistant] fir baad m grils se bhi kr lio


[User] ajunga

[Assistant] jab light band ho jaati h to


[Assistant] chedh chedh hota h


[User] indian style toilet me de rha hai 😭

[Assistant] jo tu nhi kr paa rha 👅


[User] bhai

[Assistant] saito ka dost


[User] acha


[User] nostalgia

[Assistant] .afk dinner momint


[User] hsa krr

[Assistant] e


[User] jo aise hi hsne lgu

[Assistant] bhai ghore


[User] @batman

[Assistant] kya khelna h


[Assistant] ye to kunal ke paas tha na


[User] anurag bhi agya

[Assistant] @here


[User] kya kr rhe ho @here

[Assistant] saaale tu mt mention kra kr here


[User] jaa na lwde

[Assistant] vc


[Assistant] @deleted user


[User] daddy hi likh deta na bc

[Assistant] 40 point se jeet gya lodu


[User] bhayank aandhi aagyi

[Assistant] aesa kya


[User] ooo

[Assistant] helo helo


[User] anushk here from my sasta laptop

[Assistant] lolxd nice\


[User] i7 10th gen and 16gb ram laga sakte hai but ek graphics card nahi :cet_power:

[Assistant] :cet_power:


[User] unhe pta hai naa fir bache codering kmm gamering jyada krenge

[Assistant] bhai


[User] and ?

[Assistant] bss


[User] mai dragon ball start krr rha

[Assistant] mt kr


[User] dragon ball z

[Assistant] dragon bal


[User] chup reh jojo gay

[Assistant] fir sueper


[User] sit >>> stand 🗿

[Assistant] wo left m mein khel rha hu krunker


[User] fir z khatam krke

[Assistant]
dragon ball
dragon ball z
dragon bal super


[User] tu betichod padaishi chutiya hai


[User] saale aas pass log dekhkr khushi nhi hoti kya tereko

[Assistant]
you are not the joker
u are the entire circus


[User] hemlo

[Assistant] hemlo


[User] bored


[User] toh chutti bol diya hai ghar waalo ko

[Assistant] lodu h tu bhai


[User] du= no mazze

[Assistant] saale btech m itni chutti maarta na


[User] mere 1st semester mai saare class mai 50% attendence the

[Assistant] mere 95


[User] i am human after all....

[Assistant] lund h tu mera


[User] @batman  tera birthday kab aata hai bhai?


[User] bata

[Assistant] 2 sept ._.


[User] .itihass

[Assistant] lwda


[User] bohot jldi time nikal jata hai

[Assistant] :maskboi_pree:


[User] bhnchod sab jim k 14

[Assistant] dww mein nhi hu


[User] koi toh rahi mere wale unfit group me

[Assistant] 5 mahine se gym ko andar se nhi dekha


[User] pree ko cant count we are 2 jism 1 jaan


[User] hehehehehe

[Assistant] nigang


[User] no homo ( full homobazzi sax sux)

[Assistant] hekermen


[User] isliye ab porn with story dekh raha hu

[Assistant] @hippo  sax pfp


[User] bada hijda🗿


[User] naice hai

[Assistant] symmetry bahi


[User] isme ek wet grills ki photu lga de

[Assistant] m to soch rha hu thode boht meem photus beech m ghusa du


[User] yee thik ha

[Assistant] :themb:


[User] :pffft:

[Assistant] yaar ek to


[User] kya h bc

[Assistant] class m normie bache


[User] mere me kyu nhi aara

[Assistant] denky denk bana deta


[User] meri class me bhi hai chutiye

[Assistant] ironically sabse basic transitions daalta


[User] amba singh

[Assistant] how do u prevent water pollution\


[User] oye

[Assistant] aese emogis


[Assistant] "bhai tu ye 2013 waale emojis kyu use kr rha h 😂🤣😂🤣"


[Assistant] "ok boomer  😂🤣😂🤣 "


[User] hehehehe

[Assistant] hehueheu


[User] isme ache wale gaane maine hi add kiye hai

[Assistant] lekin teacher thoda strict h


[User] 4 chammani ghode pe teacher mere lode pe

[Assistant] bhai


[User] aur pree bhi 😜

[Assistant] baat aesi h


[Assistant] hippe earphons?


[User] lord puneet

[Assistant] yeeee


[User] bored

[Assistant] kue m kuud ja


[User] sab mar gye kahan

[Assistant] codm


[User] bgmi kru ya codm

[Assistant] codm


[User] tab pusa tha

[Assistant] ab fir


[Assistant] call of duty mobile


[User] tum abhi

[Assistant] abhi to nhi khel rhe


[User] lolxdd chhod di

[Assistant] codm crow vai


[User] ded

[Assistant] ded


[User] agar chhod diya to sex krdunga 😡💢😡

[Assistant] oof ab to chodna padega


[Assistant] random bs go


[User] bhai

[Assistant] ab aman


[User] mere ghar waale lock laga ke chale gaye the ghar mai

[Assistant] 5 mahino se gym ko andar se nhi dekha


[User] true hai

[Assistant] thode thode


[User] .av

[Assistant] ek time pe ache the


[User] acha

[Assistant] fir mein din mein 25 hrs kursi pe beth ke gemeri krne laga


[User] up

[Assistant] 200 km


[Assistant] vc aaige


[User] sab bolte hai teri maya chodh dege


[User] 😎 respectt 😎👍


[User] under where

[Assistant] haha i made u say underwear


[User] par sabki fatt gyi rank dekh ke

[Assistant] full matheri chlri


[User] phy me 98 hain


[User] kya pata police officer ho security check karne ke liye kara ho

[Assistant] bhai ye mera music club h swar


[User] suar 😂🤣😂😂😂

[Assistant]
hello everybody
introducing swar
the music society of ggsipu edc


[User] 😎:sweg: 😳


[User] fail na ho jau mai entrance exams mai

[Assistant] :themb:


[User] sahi moj h

[Assistant] kuch khaas ni lgre


[User] ya kudh hi soch le

[Assistant] boht soch rha hu


[User] welcome to swarg where swar meets g


[Assistant] fir mene socha


[User] 😳😳:ezpepe: :cet_power: :prayge: :sweg:

[Assistant] unka instagram h?


[User] vo dekh le

[Assistant] officialy meri koi position nhi h but almost pura control h club pr


[User] acha

[Assistant] gay homie reels share krta hu uss se


[User] codm

[Assistant] dio account


[User] bol


[User] dispersion

[Assistant] aj papa ne ek dialogue bola tha


[User] pls gayrate

[Assistant] dank emmer marr chuka h


[User] accha ye bta

[Assistant] oof


[User] mtlb patthar ka dil chahiye bc patthar ka

[Assistant] meni to


[User] true hai

[Assistant] editing


[User] bhai dangerous

[Assistant] bhai suzume


[User] bhai mummy ko bolio ki mere saalia thodi jada honi chaiye

[Assistant] kaisi h


[User] par bg sound aalsi si lg rhi h

[Assistant] oof


[User] 500 mb internal downloads bhi krne pde

[Assistant] yee


[User] frands

[Assistant] hemlo


[User] codm

[Assistant] pehen na chahiye tha papa ko 😔


[User] haa

[Assistant] damn bhai


[User] kiska damm

[Assistant] mera damm


[User] preee on drugs

[Assistant] daaru to bhai boht ganda taste


[User] ok

[Assistant] ok


[User] simple mode rkhu ya advanced

[Assistant] advance


[User] simple me intensti nhi aa rhi h

[Assistant] kiski intensti


[User] codm to m bhi khelta hu yr vaise

[Assistant] aaja fir


[User] multiplayer khelna bs

[Assistant] 12ya1 baje


[User] okk

[Assistant] br ni khelega?


[User] na yr

[Assistant] baat to sahi h waise


[User] abhi bhi ranked mathc kr rha uh ek codm ka hi xd

[Assistant] achaaaaa


[User] kokko

[Assistant] 3 ho gye


[User] ke naam se request bheja h mene

[Assistant] boiioioi


[User] ok

[Assistant] 4 ho gye yay


[User] and net khatam

[Assistant] wifi?


[User] xd

[Assistant] nahana h


[User] xd

[Assistant] aur abhi phone charege m lagaya h taaki full masti kr sku


[User] okkk

[Assistant] milana milka


[User] 10 crore notifs

[Assistant] oof


[Assistant] kuch bhi random


[User] oof

[Assistant] download


[User] wet karo

[Assistant] apni wo


[User] rip

[Assistant] codm in 20 mins?


[User] phir unke family ki

[Assistant] ok i pull up


[User] aaya mai bhi

[Assistant] codm


[User] ok

[Assistant] aajo


[User] wait

[Assistant] pree168


[User] bhai bonk hi khel lu

[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk  @botman  vc kroge na


[User] yesh

[Assistant] oof


[User] ohh

[Assistant] yeee


[User] dubara karo

[Assistant] pree168


[Assistant] @anuuuuuuusk  invite kru kya


[User] zombie ke liye kitna chahiye?

[Assistant] 12


[User] kya bakchodi chal rhi hai?

[Assistant] codm


[User] lunch karne ja raha hu

[Assistant] @botman