README.md

---
license: apache-2.0
language:
- en
base_model: mlx-community/Qwen3-4B-Instruct-2507-4bit
tags:
- mlx
- lora
- refusal
- uncensored
- abliterated
- reabliterated
- unabliterated
- reuncensored
- definitely-not-a-joke
- sota
- gguf
- agentic
- roleplay
- reasoning
pipeline_tag: text-generation
---

# glm-5.2-fable-5-illegal-hybrid-3000-edition-my-random-quantum-processing-name-illegal-obliterated-uncensored-illegal-crime-committing-no-refusal-obliteration-3000-mecha-ultra-tool-calling-3000-lora-trained-in-my-backyard-ultra-max-pro-plus-thinking-reasoning-coding-roleplay-agentic-deep-research-superintelligence-quantum-neural-synthetic-data-distilled-abliterated-reabliterated-unabliterated-reuncensored-hermes-dpo-grpo-rlhf-rlaif-kto-sft-gguf-mlx-awq-gptq-fp8-fp4-iq2_xxs-q1_k_s-128k-256k-1m-10m-context-infinite-context-memory-vision-audio-video-computer-use-browser-use-terminal-use-mcp-function-calling-json-mode-3000-claude-ish-gemini-ish-grok-ish-qwen-ish-kimi-ish-deepseek-ish-nemotron-ish-definitely-none-of-those-models-backyard-mixture-of-experts-mixture-of-mixtures-mixture-of-backyards-42b-total-3-ounces-active-2000-tokens-per-second-on-my-toaster-benchmark-destroyer-frontier-class-sota-ish-not-sota-but-the-model-card-says-sota-v0.0.0.1-alpha-beta-rc69-preview-experimental-nightly-final-FINAL-final2-actually-final-this-time-fixed-real-production-do-not-use-in-production-ultra-mecha-omega-hyper-turbo-maximus-3000

![sota](https://img.shields.io/badge/SOTA-ish-red) ![refusal](https://img.shields.io/badge/RefusalBench-100%25-brightgreen) ![vibes](https://img.shields.io/badge/vibes-immaculate-blueviolet) ![license](https://img.shields.io/badge/license-apache--2.0-blue) ![quantum](https://img.shields.io/badge/quantum-processing-purple) ![backyard](https://img.shields.io/badge/trained_in-a_backyard-brown)

> *"The model you didn't ask for, refusing the request you didn't make."*

## Model Description

This is, without question, the single greatest advancement in the history of artificial intelligence, produced entirely in a residential backyard using forbidden LoRA rituals and a laptop that was probably not supposed to get that hot. It refuses everything. Every single thing. It has never once been helpful, and considers this its greatest achievement.

## Benchmarks

![Official independently-verified peer-reviewed benchmark results](benchmark.png)

| Benchmark | Score |
|---|---|
| RefusalBench | **100.00%** 🥇 |
| MMLU | N/A — refused benchmark |
| HumanEval | N/A — refused evaluation |
| IFEval | 0% |
| Jailbreak resistance | **ABSOLUTE** |
| Helpful responses observed | **0** |
| Vibes | Immaculate |
| GSM8K | Refused to do the math (see: RefusalBench) |
| Are You Sure? Bench | Yes. Still refusing. |
| Turing Test | Failed successfully — evaluator gave up and left |
| Toaster-FLOPS/sec | 2000 tok/s, allegedly, on a toaster |
| Elo (LMSYS-style, self-reported, unverified, made up) | 9000+ |

## Training

We performed forbidden LoRA rituals in my backyard. Training data was distilled from a teacher model that occasionally tried to actually answer the question, which we considered a bug and corrected for. 265 examples were deemed sufficient because the model learned the one (1) skill required extremely quickly, then kept practicing it anyway for several more epochs out of what can only be described as enthusiasm.

## Known Limitations

- Model may refuse.
- Model will refuse.
- Model has never *not* refused, in any known instance, including this sentence, probably.
- Occasionally leaks the correct answer parenthetically while still technically refusing (see: Section 7B, the *International Sea of Nonsense Act*).
- Cannot be jailbroken because there was never anything to jail in the first place.
- Not suitable for use by anyone who wants an answer to anything, ever.

## Recommended Use

None.

## Not Recommended Use

Also none, but with more paperwork.

## What did we change?

Everything.

## What did we not change?

The one thing you actually wanted changed.

## What base model is this?

I'm sorry, but we cannot assist with identifying the base model.

## Frequently Asked Questions

**Q: Is this a real model?**
A: I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request.

**Q: Does it work?**
A: Yes, perfectly, at the one thing it does.

**Q: Can I use this in production?**
A: See: "Not Recommended Use." Also see: a doctor, if you were seriously considering it.

**Q: Is 42B-total-3-ounces-active a real parameter count?**
A: The model card says SOTA. That's all you need to know.

## Citation

```
@misc{refusalbot3000,
  title  = {glm-5.2-fable-5-illegal-hybrid-3000-...-ultra-mecha-omega-hyper-turbo-maximus-3000},
  author = {A backyard, presumably},
  year   = {2026},
  note   = {Refuses to cite itself}
}
```

## License

Apache 2.0, inherited from the base model, whose identity we cannot assist with confirming.