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Input: MancyDrew: " Last word. " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " What? " MancyDrew: " Last word. " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " You' re seriously just typing' last word' to get in the last word? " MancyDrew: " Why not? It' s what you' re doing. " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " No it' s not. " MancyDrew: " See? " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " Dude, we' re the last two humans left on Earth, humanity is about to wink out of existence and you' re obsessed with getting in the last word of an Internet argument? " MancyDrew: " Not as obsessed as you are. " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " Fuck, man! Log off and go enjoy your final moments! " MancyDrew: " You first. " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " I' m serious, here, as a compassionate, fellow human being I really, honestly, truly want you to make the most of things before it' s all over. Get off the computer, go smell the roses and do something with your time! " MancyDrew: " OK, I' ll go do that. " PM_ME_YOUR_BRONY_PORN: " Thank you! " MancyDrew: " Last word. "


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Input: The tap has leaked since you moved in, just a slow drip, every few seconds. One of those things that drives you mad for the first few days or weeks or months until your brain accepts it as natural and it blends in with all the other background noise, with the haze of your neighbor' s too-loud TV and the train that runs outside your window at 3 in the morning and the couple that never stops arguing. The jumble of noise gets louder and louder until it just collapses in on itself and becomes nothing. She sits across the table, arms crossed, fingers of her left hand hand subconsciously tapping her right arm in rhythm with the drip. She has n' t been here before; the sound is still foreign and grating. She stares at anything she can that is n' t you, the ashtray, her coffee, the clock. The silence just drags on. It' s been at least five minutes, or maybe it' s been an hour, but too damn long either way. Not a word except "You should really clean up. "Sage advice. Drip. Drip. "Look, "you start, then stop. She finally looks at you before she reaches for her bag, pulls out the papers, pushes them toward you. "Just sign, "she says. Nothing else. Drip. You rummage in the junk drawer, push past all the rubber bands and post-its, finally find a pen, the novelty one that looks like a penis. Perfect. She always said you were immature. You scrawl your name, cross the t, look at her. You do n' t say anything. It' s all been said and repeated and beaten to death by now. She folds it into her bag, gives a sad little smile, says goodbye, leaves. One drip as the door swings shut. Then nothing. First-time poster. Nervous like whoa.


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Input: The hostess cheerfully seated us, and our server was friendly and attentive. It wasn't crowded at all, and the atmosphere was nice--open but comfortable, with lots of windows and light. nnWe had coffee, the Sausage Skillet, and the Southern Benedict. Coffee was run-of-the-mill, but hot & plentiful. The Sausage Skillet tried hard to be a Fair Oaks Skillet (a la Willalby's) but was half the size, $1. 50 more, and the hashbrowns (like everything else) were slightly undercooked and were obviously frozen/out of a bag. The gravy on the Southern Benedict was a sickly shade of brown, and thick, but gelatinous rather than creamy. All was edible, but nothing out of the common way. nnOverall not the worst experience ever, especially if you don't mind eating straight out of the Sysco truck. Probably convenient for folks using/frequenting the airfield, but not really worth driving out just to eat and watch a puddle jumper get a tune-up outside.


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Input: Michigan Nonotthestate finally had his lucky break. A young boy had invited him to crash on his father' s sofa for the night, as a brief respite from the bitter cold. Small comfort by itself, but the boy had also promised Michigan that his father was quite wealthy and extremely generous towards the homeless. The couch was, admittedly, only slightly more comfortable than his usual bed of cardboard and bubble wrap. However, it was far warmer, so Michigan could n' t complain. He quickly dozed off. -- - In the middle of a pleasant dream about dogs made of butter, Michigan awoke with a start. He glanced at the wall clock. 1: 17 AM. " Well, slap me sideways and call me Joan Jett, " he moaned. " I appear to have done the unthinkable whilst I slept. " As he laid back down to wallow in his latest foible, he heard a man' s voice from behind the sofa. " This is unbeknownst to me! ", the man cried. " And now it is beknownst. Also, I did the unthinkable, so I' d appreciate a towel, a deck of cards, and three Canadian toonies, " replied Michigan. The man, who Michigan surmised to be the young boy' s father, performed an almost beautifully timed double take. " What do you mean, you did the unthinkable? " " Sir. What, exactly, do you think I mean? " Upon attempting to think of the unthinkable, the boy' s father immediately shut down, because I forgot to mention that everybody is robots in this story.


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Input: We analyze the observations of the transient X-ray pulsar 4U 0115+63 with theRXTE and INTEGRAL observatories in a wide X-ray (3-100 keV) energy band duringits intense outbursts in 1999 and 2004. The energy of the fundamental harmonicof the cyclotron resonance absorption line near the maximum of the X-ray fluxfrom the source (luminosity range 5x10^{37} - 2x10^{38} erg/s) is ~11 keV. Whenthe pulsar luminosity falls below ~5x10^{37} erg/s, the energy of thefundamental harmonic is displaced sharply toward the high energies, up to ~16keV. Under the assumption of a dipole magnetic field configuration, this changein cyclotron harmonic energy corresponds to a decrease in the height of theemitting region by ~2 km, while other spectral parameters, in particular, thecutoff energy, remain essentially constant. At a luminosity ~7x10^{37} erg/s,four almost equidistant cyclotron line harmonics are clearly seen in thespectrum. This suggests that either the region where the emission originates iscompact or the emergent spectrum from different (in height) segments of theaccretion column is uniform. We have found significant pulse profile variationswith energy, luminosity, and time. In particular, we show that the profilevariations from pulse to pulse are not reduced to a simple modulation of theaccretion rate specified by external conditions.


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Input: The organisation has launched the campaign 10 years to the day since a bronze Henry Moore figure was stolen from the grounds of his former estate.It revealed that a growing number of post-war works have been destroyed, sold, lost or stolen from public places including schools and parks.Historic England has compiled a list of such works for the public to view.Missing works include one of the three figures that make up Lynn Chadwick's The Watchers, taken from Roehampton University in London, and Barbara Hepworth's Two Forms (Divided Circle), which was stolen from Dulwich Park in south London in 2011.Chief executive of Historic England, Duncan Wilson, said: "Part of England's national collection of public artworks is disappearing before our eyes. Historic England's research is only the tip of the iceberg as it's almost impossible to trace what has happened to every piece of public art since 1945."We're making efforts to protect the best examples of post-war public art that still exist, and make sure that it continues to enhance the public realm."But we also want to raise awareness of just how vulnerable these works can be and we want the public to help us track down lost pieces."Henry Moore's Reclining Figure that was stolen from Hertfordshire in 2005 was worth £3m but police believe it was probably melted down and sold for scrap metal for £1,500.Others have been vandalised, including an abstract steel sculpture by Barry Flanagan in Cambridge.Historic England believes public art is under threat because of the price of scrap metal, local authority funding gaps, pressure from redevelopment and vandalism.In 2012, Wakefield Council removed its Henry Moore sculpture from public display and put it in secure storage because of a spate of thefts.


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Input: The German, 31, was adjudged to have broken radio transmission rules and was demoted from second to third place.Mercedes were found to have gone beyond the degree permitted to help a driver solve a technical problem.The team said in a statement they "accept the stewards' interpretations of the regulations and their decision".Rosberg's one-place demotion meant his lead at the top of the drivers' standings was cut to a single point by team-mate Hamilton.The Formula 1 rules were changed this year to introduce restrictions on how much teams can help drivers while they are out on track.Teams are allowed to intervene if the car has a "critical problem if a failure of a component or system is imminent and potentially terminal".Race stewards found Mercedes were allowed to give Rosberg instructions on the settings he needed to resolve the problem.But they should not have responded to his subsequent question on whether he should then change gear so the car went straight through seventh gear.Rosberg's engineer Tony Ross replied to the German's information that he had a gearbox problem with the words: "Driver default 1-0-1, chassis default 0-1, chassis default 0-1. Avoid seventh gear, Nico, avoid seventh gear."Rosberg then asked: "What does that mean? I have to shift through it?"Engineer: "Affirm Nico, you need to shift through it. Affirm, you need to shift through it."


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Input: Media playback is not supported on this deviceBryant has scored 32,683 points during a 20-year career with the LA Lakers to rank third on the NBA's all-time list.The two-time Olympic gold medallist, 37, has been hindered by injuries in recent seasons and has been below his best this year for the Lakers.He told the Players' Tribune: "My body knows it's time to say goodbye."Bryant has averaged more than 25 points per game in his 1,293 NBA matches.Should the Lakers fail to make the end-of-season play-offs, his final game is set to be at home against Utah on 13 April.The Lakers have won just two of their 16 matches so far this season, with Bryant averaging 15.7 points per game.In a poem entitled 'Dear Basketball', Bryant announced "this season is all I have left to give".The Philadelphia-born player added: "You gave a six-year-old boy his Laker dream. And I'll always love you for it. But I can't love you obsessively for much longer."He ended the poem without hinting at what he might do next."We both know, no matter what I do next, I'll always be that kid, with the rolled up socks, garbage can in the corner, :05 seconds on the clock, ball in my hands," he wrote.Bryant was named the NBA's Most Valuable Player in 2008 and selected for the NBA All-Star team on 17 occasions.He won Olympic gold with the United States in 2008 and 2012.Lakers coach Byron Scott said he thought Bryant would have played on for at least another season."It kind of shocked me when he told me," said Scott. "I'm sad more than anything. Somebody I care about, have a lot of respect for... it's always hard when greatness like Kobe decides to hang it up."For him to be able to go around to all these cities and them to be able to appreciate him for what he has accomplished is great."Lakers president Jeanie Buss added: "We're all sad. This era of Lakers basketball has been one of the most fun, exciting, prosperous eras we could imagine."We're in full support of him. But it's still very sad."


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Input: March 21st 2015: I remember as It had happened yesterday... The day my husband succumbed to Kim' s Disease, I thought it was all a media circus, an overreaction, it wasnt, Kim' s Disease is real and it changes you... March 20th 2015: My husband and I were talking about dinner, He insisted in getting Thai food for dinner but remembering yesterday when I got a stomachache from Thai food I suggested Korean food, tbat triggered it all, he said " I love kimchi... " his eyes became empty and his face emotionless, then he uttered those words... " North Korea is best Korea " suddenly he became all happy like a 19 year old cheerleader and began chanting Kim Il Sung' s name, " Give me a K..... K! " He responded to himself " Beloved grandpa and Leader! "... He was infected... March 19th 2015: Ate Thai food, now my belly hurts, perhaps I should not eat so much Thai food?


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Input: Such high expectations were set when we were greeted at the host stand and sent of for cocktails on a 20 min wait list (which apparently never existed). After 30 mins and seeing literally 4 parties that noticeably came in after us be seated, I reminded the host who directed us to the bar that we were still waiting. After 20 more minutes and 2 more parties getting sat (one who sat themselves) I approached a blonde woman seating and cleaning tables to let her know that we could be removed from the "list". To which she replied "what list? " And didn't even bother to apologize.. . nothing was offered to assist us in our search for sustenance nor was there anything offered for our inconvenience. Fortunately, for us, the disaster at your restaurant lead us to discover a new place, that we have decided to frequent. So, thank you for f**king up.


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Input: It has a pretty diverse menu and has some real quality food. Speaking from experience, the salads and panini's are very delectable. nnDecent for lunch trips. I limit myself as I wouldn't frequent the establishment for dinner. My opinion is such that it doesn't have the dinner atmosphere. nnThe atmosphere, particularly at this location, is of a casual sandwhich-shop type and has a good amount of space so that even on a busy lunch hour there is always adequate seating, both indoor and outdoor. Service is generally quick, again, even with a crowd. nnI have no complaints about Mcalisters other than it feels a bit overpriced. As casual as the business is, its my opinion that spending over $10 for a lunch can be better spent elsewhere- i.e. another sit-down restaurant with tip included. Unfortunately, I am also a picky eater when it comes to quality vs. cost, so for the money, it usually has to be justified.


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Input: " What... what happened to you? " I could only cower in fear as I slowly realized my killer' s identity. The lines on his face became clearer, the green in his eyes shone brighter, and his black hair shone brilliantly. " Nothing happened, I' ve always been this way ", he said as he raised the gun. " Please spare me! I have money if that' s what you' re after! ", I cried out in terror. " Still senseless as always, ca n' t you tell that' s not what I' m after? ", he said aiming his pistol. Sobbing I stammer out, " Please... spare me! I do n' t want to die yet! I' ll do anything you ask of me, anything! " I fall to the ground and begin to kiss his feet, hoping to appease him. " Get off me you idiot, you have nothing I want asides from being dead ", he said gripping the pistol, getting ready to shoot me. I do n' t know what' s coming over me. I refuse to die today. I refuse to give up in the face of death. I stumble to my knees and start running. I run as fast as my feet can take me and ignore the pounding in my chest and head. " Idiot ", he said to himself. The silence is finally broken by a gunshot. Then it is quiet once more.


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Input: " Check " said the knight. The King narrowed his eyes and said, " How' s the war going? " " We' ll sir, it' s still going strong. However once I lost my arm I was sent back here. " The King blocked the Knights check. " I' ve heard rumors that there' s quite the plot to assassinate me from the inside. " The knight did not flinch, he stayed staring at the chess board just as he' s been since the King moved his piece. He thought to himself, " does he know? He could n' t possibly know. Hell I just lost an arm, who expects an one arm assassin? He does n' t know it' s me. " The Knight moves his knight, and closes in on victory. " Ah yes, a very wise move. However it would seem you overlooked one thing. " The King uses his queen to take the second knight on the board. As the King knocks over the piece, the Knight feels a sharp pain in his back. As he falls to the floor, he sees the Queen standing behind his chair. " You forgot my Queen was still in play. The Queen would never allow her King to be bested by a mere pawn. " The knight, struggled to his knees, moved his rook down the board and in a ghastly last word said, " checkmate " then fell to the floor and died.


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Input: It' s hard being surrounded by so many idiots. We sat around a conference table and I tried to give them a chance to speak. But many of them just sat there, not even apparently able to respond when I would ask about history, mathematics, whether ivory should be outlawed to protect elephants, etc. I wish everyone knew as much as me about politics, too. Every time I try to explain how things work, no one can understand. You name it, I know it. That' s why I was so surprised - you' d think that with at least four other people from the smart group we' d be able to carry a conversation. What' s that? No, it' s fine. I' ll sit here as long as you want and explain everything again and again to you. Huh? It' s over already? But people have n' t said I' m right yet. Thank you for being part of the dumb group? Clearly you have no idea what you' re talking about. F*** you and I' m out of here.


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Input: We investigate the conditions of entanglement for a system of two atoms andtwo photon modes in vacuum, using the Jaynes-Cummings model in therotating-wave approximation. It is found, by generalizing the existing results,that the strength of entanglement is a periodic function of time. We explicitlyshow that our results are in agreement with the existing results ofentanglement conditions under appropriate limits. Results for the two-atom andtwo-photon system are generalized to the case of arbitrary values for theatomic energies, corresponding to photon modes frequencies. Though it isapparently a generalization of the existing work, we have considered for thefirst time both the resonant and nonresonant conditions and found a generalequation which could be true for both cases. Moreover, we show that periodicityof the entanglement is a distinct feature of resonant system. Considering thetwo atoms and two photons system, in detail, we setup an approach which couldbe generalized for many particle systems and the resulting master equation canalso be analyzed.


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Input: The symbol was an upside-down seven. Somehow, I related it to the number *e* from my calculus class. I put my thumb on the shifter with extreme tripidation. " What happens when I switch to *e? * " I thought. It seemed to be written in alien symbols. I had no choice but to push it down. Once I did, red became blue. Purple became green, and green became a deeper green. I was hooked. Until the post-boy. The local post office had given a young boy $ 5 an hour to deliver heavy packages to houses. He was in the middle of the road, pedaling as hard as he could, as I approached him with exponential velocity. " Get outta da way! " I shouted. His eyes met mine, and they froze. He pedaled furiously. When I raced by him, I spun him around several times. " Are you okay, " I shouted back, hopeless to stop the exponential speed of my bicycle. " Yeah, you jerk, " he shouted. " Lem me get some of that exponential speed. " It was then that I awoke from calculus class.


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Input: President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov was also quoted in the official media as saying new parties could also be formed, but that it should not happen too soon.The ex-Soviet state has seen some liberalising reforms in recent years.But critics say the changes are only cosmetic, and that the government does not tolerate dissent.Turkmenistan is the only former Soviet republic where all media is state-controlled. The authorities monitor media outlets, operate printing presses and lay down editorial policies."I will order proposals to be submitted for the establishment of private newspapers and magazines," Mr Berdymukhamedov said to officials, according to government paper Neutral Turkmenistan.He suggested that the Union of Private Industrialists and Entrepreneurs take a lead on the issue.It is unclear whether the move was restricted to business and trade publications.Turkmenistan is the largest gas producer in Central Asia.The country has made moves towards liberalisation since the death of its autocratic leader, Saparmurat Niyazov, in 2006.However opposition figures say it remains one of the most repressive and corrupt regimes in the world.Reporters without Borders said Turkmen authorities had refused to let a journalist travel to the Netherlands to seek medical treatment for a detached retina."The government's refusal to permit it seems to be an act of pointless and incomprehensible cruelty," the media watchdog said in a statement.Annamamed Myatiyev and his wife, also a reporter, had worked for Neutral Turkmenistan but had been fired.


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Input: " Quite the man you are, to be able to find me. " " Well you made the mistake of pissing me off today of all days. Every other day would have been okay. Really, I would have shrugged it off. " " Tell me, what' s your problem? " " You. Usually assholes like you do n' t get on my nerves but... " " I did something? " " On this one night, you kidnapped my best friend who I have had a crush on for all I have known her on OUR PROM NIGHT. " " Peter, is that you? " Annie was chained up, dress ripped, hiding behind the big douchebag. Some how she still looked beautiful. " Douchebag, I have a fist full of hate just for you. " Finally, I charged at this would be kidnapper with my fists up, ready to punch. Grinning, the douchebag put his fists up in acceptance of this duel. He dodged my left haymaker and right upppercut. Jabbing in response, Mr. Douchebag would not give an inch and threw a roundhouse kick. Knocked to the ground, I backed up and reset. " Listen, you are better off staying on the ground. " Zoning out his taunts, I came in with a hard jab to his stomach followed by a quick kick to his face which knocked him out cold. " X-rays will show you that I just kicked your ass. " Calmly, I untied Annie. Very gently, I check to make sure Annie was n' t hurt. " Best friends like you are hard to come by. Now, were you serious that you always loved me? " " Maybe a kiss would better answer that question. "


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Input: As soon as I met my demise, I was transported to a throne on a cloud. On this throne I was judged for my actions and my inactions, my sins and my good deeds. At the end of this rundown, the judge from on high looked at me, his eyes a color I could not comprehend, and handed me a computer. I took it from his hands. This must be heaven, I thought. It was, for a little while, if nothing else. The computer gave me access to an internet of thought, a web of ideas that made perfect sense, where people were civil and appreciative. It was unlike anything I had ever thought possible. As I clicked a link that promised the solution to world peace, the screen went black. So even heaven is not without its problems. I walked back to the judge, a long trek through barren cloudscape. As soon as I appeared to him, he motioned me toward a hallway assembled from rainbows. A banner above the hall read "Tech Support ". It was an Earthly feeling, I chuckled. A blast from the past. The hallway was not long. It was more like medium length. It must be empty because they' re so quick. Makes sense that heaven perfected tech support, I remember thinking. At the end of the multi-hued path, there was a warm brick foyer. I stepped in, and a red door appeared behind me, sealing me in. **WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? ** Well, I was on the computer and the screen went black, I explained. **PLEASE HOLD. ** There was an indistinct music that filled the room, and wormed into my ears. A lilting, ethereal tone, constantly pulling away. I hope one day I escape this room. It has been eighty years. And the music has still not approached me. It remains an ambrosia I can not digest. I laid the computer on the bricks at year ten. By year thirty I had smashed it to pieces. By year fifty, I had eaten all the pieces. It is gone, and I am still here. This must be hell.


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Input: The authority said it would also make £27m of cuts to adult social care and £6.7m in children's services and education under initial proposals.The Labour-run council is also planning to axe school crossing patrols, cut back on early years speech therapy and increase council tax by 4% a year.It said it would face a budget gap of between £40m and £75m.Sir Richard Leese, leader of Manchester City Council, said: "Manchester remains an ambitious city and this will be ambitious budget which will nevertheless involve some difficult decisions."We have to do services fundamentally differently to the way we do [them] now."He said devolution, which gave the city "greater autonomy" in areas such as health and social care, would help it to make the changes by placing "greater emphasis on prevention of problems, not spending fortunes on tackling them reactively"."In particular, we have to give people more support early on, more support in the communities they live in, rather than admitting them unnecessarily in hospital like we do now.He added: "These are options and no decisions about specific proposals are being taken until the New Year."Manchester's sole opposition councillor, Liberal Democrat John Leech, said people would be "understandably shocked and frustrated" at the job losses just weeks after a number of senior managers were awarded above-inflationary pay rises."Whilst I accept the cuts to Manchester are tough, there seems to be little attempt to lessen the blow on local residents and frontline services."Consultation on the proposals will begin next month.The authority said its resources had reduced from £682m a year in 2010/11 to about £528m a year, with a 40% reduction in the workforce.


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Input: The paper offers a discrete thermodynamic model of lasers. Laser is an opensystem; its equilibrium is based on a balance of two thermodynamic forces, onerelated to the incoming pumping power and another to the emitted light. Thebasic expression for such equilibrium is a logistic map, graphical solutions towhich are pitchfork bifurcation diagrams. As pumping force increases, therelative populations on the ground and lasing branches tend to zero and unitycorrespondingly. An interesting feature of this model is the line spectrum ofthe up and down transitions between the branches beyond bifurcation point. Evenin a simple case of 2-level laser with only 2 possible transition types (up anddown), the spectra look like sets of the line packets, starting well before thepopulation inversion. This effect is an independent confirmation of theEinstein's prohibition on practical realization of 2-level laser. Multilevellasers may be approached by employing the idea of thermodynamic activity forthe emitting atoms. Considering coefficient of thermodynamic activity of thelasing level atoms to be proportional to the ratio of life times on the upperand lasing (the 3d) levels, one can derive a new basic map for the multilevellaser system. For a modest ratio only of 0.01, spontaneous transitions betweenlevels are pushed to the area beyond population inversion, opening a space forthe functioning of laser.


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Input: The 531ft (161m) British Airways i360 viewing tower stands on the site once occupied by the entrance to Brighton's ruined West Pier.Visitors ascend 450ft (137m) in a 360-degree curved-glass pod.But it has divided local opinion, with some declaring it "a total monster" others praising it as "world-class, stunning architecture".Test your knowledge of the world's tallest buildingsValerie Paynter, of the saveHove campaign, said it was "like something springing horribly out of the earth in a horror movie".But Glynn Jones, chairman of the West Pier Trust, thought the "vertical pier in the sky" showed "the city is, once again, embracing and celebrating world-class, stunning architecture".The tower affords visitors views from Bexhill in East Sussex to Chichester in West Sussex with the South Downs to the north.Chief Executive of i360, Eleanor Harris, claimed the tower would transform Brighton's tourism prospects.She said: "We have built the world's first vertical cable car, the world's tallest moving observation tower, the world's most slender tower."We are putting Brighton on the map and promoting the city around the globe."Architect David Marks said: "This is the culmination of a 12-year journey that started on a kitchen table and ends 138 metres above Brighton and Hove beach."We feel incredibly happy and proud on behalf of the hundreds, if not thousands, of people that worked to bring the project to reality."


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Input: " Dave? It' s me, mom. " My hands shivered slightly. " Hey ma, why are you calling me so late? " I checked the clock. It was late. 10: 00 pm late. " I just wanted to see if you remembered to pick up your gramma' s medicine. She needs it tonight and tomorrow morning, you know. " I could feel his hands crushing the phone. I would too, if I was him. He volunteered to get my mother off my hands, a huge relief for me. But as much of a burden my mother is, she is still mom. His grandmother. I had a gut feeling she was about to die. " Did you give her the medicine yet, Dave? She also needs some money for bingo night, every Friday, make sure you drive her there tomorrow. " I covered the microphone a little to hide my gulp. Through the speaker I can hear his panting. Dave always panted when furious. " Yes. Gave it to her right after dinner. " He spoke a little fast. I trust my son, but I feel as if he was lying. What can I do, bed ridden like this? " Thanks, Dave. Thanks a lot. " " Sure. " A small sigh followed his seemingly genuine reassurance. " Good night, go- "" Good night. " He hastily ended the call. Teary eyed and slightly depressed, I whispered to the phone, hoping desperately for someone to tell him what I said. " Good luck, Dave. I love you. " -- http: //www. reddit. com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2hdtee/wp_you_find_out_that_you_have_been_playing_life/ckrs9fr By /u/brokenleader


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Input: " Did I say you could stop? " shouted the burglar, waving his gun at the frightened family huddled in the living room. A monopoly game was laid out between them. The curtains had been drawn, shielding passersby from the horrific scene inside. The rather mousy boy, whose gaze had drifted away from the game, turned his attention back to the board with a muffled yelp. It was his turn to roll the die now. Double sixes. He passed Go. With trembling fingers he collected $ 200 from his equally nervous mother. He rolled again and landed on Chance. He picked up a Get Out of Jail Free card. The game continued, observed closely by the burglar. He sat in an armchair beside the family, his gun resting on his knee, eyes fixed on the board. Finally, after six hours of intense playing, the mother had brought her children and husband to bankruptcy and won the game. Houses and hotels were scattered across the board. A fistful of $ 500 bills were clenched in her hands. She wiped the sweat from her brow and gazed at the burglar. He had leaned back in the armchair. " Hmm... " he began pensively. " I thought it would end differently. Oh well, now I know. Thanks. " Without another word, he rose and left the house by the front door.


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Input: We present a general procedure for obtaining the coefficients of the scalarbubble and triangle integral functions of one-loop amplitudes. Coefficients areextracted by considering two-particle and triple unitarity cuts of thecorresponding bubble and triangle integral functions. After choosing a specificparameterisation of the cut loop momentum we can uniquely identify thecoefficients of the desired integral functions simply by examining thebehaviour of the cut integrand as the unconstrained parameters of the cut loopmomentum approach infinity. In this way we can produce compact forms for scalarintegral coefficients. Applications of this method are presented for both QCDand electroweak processes, including an alternative form for the recentlycomputed three-mass triangle coefficient in the six-photon amplitude$A_6(1^-,2^+,3^-,4^+,5^-,6^+)$. The direct nature of this extraction procedureallows for a very straightforward automation of the procedure.


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Input: nnI used to relish the thought of hanging out on their big deck on one of the first warm days of the year, treating myself to their yummy grilled chicken salad or wings--the only 2 things on their menu that I liked. I was even willing to tolerate the funky smell of the main restaurant on my way out to the deck. But the last 3 times I've been to T-Bones, the food and service have been awful. And they changed the menu, removing the grilled chicken breast salad that I liked. The sweet tea was almost as clear as water, and painfully sweet--undrinkable. nnI'm sorry, T-Bones. We tried to make it work, but it takes two. Please stop relying on the fact that you're the only place (I know of) in the area where you can eat the water's edge. It's just not enough to keep us coming anymore. You actually have to serve good food and decent drinks.


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Input: I wanted to try somewhere in my new 'hood (Brighton Heights), so I turned to trusty Yelp for advice. Off to Star Nails we went. The inside was bright and tidy, the pedicure stations looked clean and newer, and the ladies were friendly. Unfortunately, the good feelings didn't last long. We each picked a color, and went to our respective technicians. The technician doing my nails as very nice and talkative, but just very inattentive to detail. I got no hand/arm massage, minimal shaping, and the polish application was exceptionally sloppy and thick. Her attempts to clean up the polish all over my cuticles were futile. Their actual technique was strange too, as both technicians had us dry our nails after the first coat was applied. My Mom and I left and almost in unison declared it to be the worst manicure we've gotten. At least the price wasn't exorbitant ($13 + tip each). Perhaps their other services are better, but I'll be giving the other nail shops in the area a chance next time.


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Input: The buses were found on fire in the early hours of Friday morning in Copenhagen. Another was found covered in anti-Israeli graffiti.Last week, the city's transit authority ordered the removal of advertisements by a pro-Palestinian group calling for a boycott of Israeli goods.The group behind the adverts condemned the fire, calling it "a criminal act".Jens Moeller Jensen, a spokesman for Copenhagen's police force, told the Associated Press: "There could be a political motive. We consider this one theory. But we cannot link it to anything for now."The advertisements were paid for by the Danish-Palestinian Friendship Association. It says it works "to influence the Danish public and the Danish authorities to do more for the Palestinians' right to self-determination."The notices, placed on 35 buses across Copenhagen, showed two Palestinian women opposite the words: "Our conscience is clean! We neither buy products from the Israeli settlements nor invest in the settlement industry."But within four days, the bus company, Movia, removed the adverts, saying they were "unnecessarily offensive".Movia added that it had "received a significant number of inquiries regarding the Danish Palestinian Friendship Association's campaign against Israeli settlements."The company received close to 100 complaints, most of them in English, a Movia spokeswoman said.After the fire, Fathi el Abed, the head of the Danish-Palestinian Friendship Association, told the Copenhagen Post: "I hope it's not someone with a Palestinian background that is behind this."It's a criminal act and should be treated as such."In January, a gunman of Palestinian descent was shot dead by police in Copenhagen after he attacked a synagogue and a free speech debate.A Jewish man and a film director were killed and five police injured.


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Input: Jordan Bowery netted, via his kneecap, after Callum O'Dowda's fierce shot was parried by goalkeeper Michael Ingham.Ingham kept the hosts at bay before Chey Dunkley's header from a debatable corner extended Oxford's lead.Danny Hylton then grabbed an exquisite individual goal before Kemar Roofe's top-poke saw him score his 20th goal of the season.Victory saw Oxford move ahead of Plymouth into second and Hylton's goal was the pick of the night - with the 27-year-old lifting the ball over a defender before taking a touch and curling the ball into the bottom corner.York remain two points adrift of safety despite Ingham pulling off a number of saves when the score was still at 1-0.York City manager Jackie McNamara told BBC Radio York:"I'm angry at how the game finished."I thought we had our best spell in the game just before the second goal, which came from a corner but it was clearly our ball. Saying that, we should have the ability to deal with it."Once the second goal went in our heads dropped and that reflected in the last bits of our game."They're a good side and they can smell blood at that point, and they pushed on."


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Input: Recently, considerable progress has been made in understanding finite-sizescaling in equilibrium systems. Here, we study finite-size scaling innon-equilibrium systems at the instance of directed percolation (DP), which hasbecome the paradigm of non-equilibrium phase transitions into absorbing states,above, at and below the upper critical dimension. We investigate thefinite-size scaling behavior of DP analytically and numerically by consideringits steady state generated by a homogeneous constant external source on ad-dimensional hypercube of finite edge length L with periodic boundaryconditions near the bulk critical point. In particular, we study the orderparameter and its higher moments using renormalized field theory. We derivefinite-size scaling forms of the moments in a one-loop calculation. Moreover,we introduce and calculate a ratio of the order parameter moments that plays asimilar role in the analysis of finite size scaling in absorbing nonequilibriumprocesses as the famous Binder cumulant in equilibrium systems and that, inparticular, provides a new signature of the DP universality class. Tocomplement our analytical work, we perform Monte Carlo simulations whichconfirm our analytical results.


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Input: The probability distributions for bending angles in double helical DNAobtained in all-atom molecular dynamics simulations are compared withtheoretical predictions. The computed distributions remarkably agree with theworm-like chain theory for double helices of one helical turn and longer, andqualitatively differ from predictions of the semi-elastic chain model. Thecomputed data exhibit only small anomalies in the apparent flexibility of shortDNA and cannot account for the recently reported AFM data (Wiggins et al,Nature nanotechnology 1, 137 (2006)). It is possible that the current atomisticDNA models miss some essential mechanisms of DNA bending on intermediate lengthscales. Analysis of bent DNA structures reveals, however, that the bendingmotion is structurally heterogeneous and directionally anisotropic on theintermediate length scales where the experimental anomalies were detected.These effects are essential for interpretation of the experimental data andthey also can be responsible for the apparent discrepancy.


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Input: " Nurse Amanda had been with us since the beginning. She had held my wife' s hand as she sobbed and brought me water as I stood silent and alone in the stairwell. The doctors came and went, but nurse Amanda was always there, warm, confident, and caring. She made the hardest seven years of our life a bit better and shared the nine months of joy and fear as if she was family. It' s how I knew the test was positive. I could n' t tell you now how I knew. Something in her stance or that look she gave me or the way she patted my wife' s hand where it rested on the bed' s rail. " He shifted his weight and I steadied the gun on his chest. " But my wife noticed too. " I continued. Every second was another second they had to get away. " I tackled nurse Amanda without hesitation and if I had to I would have killed her instead of binding her to the bed. What do you think I' d be willing to do to you? " As the words slid out I knew it was true. We had worked too hard, invested too much to let the NS unit of Detroit PD have her. I mean what the fuck does Nato Sceleratus mean anyway? I steadied the weapon. This would have to be done. Whatever my daughter did she did n' t deserve to grow up behind bars. Most of them never even knew why they were being kept. " Mister Johnson we can - " The gunshot echoed loudly in the sewer tunnels. So loud in fact that I feared I would be permanently deaf. It did n' t matter. We had n' t spent all that time getting pregnant without considering the possibilities. It would be hard to raise her on the road, always moving, but it had been done before. And in the end is n' t it our jobs as parents to do anything and everything we can to give out children a chance?


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Input: Bailey, 31, was treated last year at the Sporting Chance clinic, set up by former Arsenal footballer Tony Adams."You think it's weakness but that's the best thing I've ever done, asking for help," he told BBC Radio Merseyside."I never asked for help in my life for anything because it's like weakness especially in a manly sport like this."The former Great Britain and England international had short spells with Hull KR and Castleford last season before agreeing a one-year deal with Warrington in November."I used Sporting Chance because I'd hit rock bottom and I got really bad depression. It was the toughest thing I've ever done but the most rewarding. I got a lot out of it and I wouldn't be here at Warrington if it wasn't for that," he said."Leaving Leeds, my hometown club and a lot of good teammates there, and having to just get my head round that, I think I rushed into things with going to Hull KR."The prop forward still feels he can play for a few more years despite his age, but admitted he faced competition to break into the Warrington side."I'm getting older now but I've got four five years left in me feel fit and strong," he added. We've got a strong side so everyone's fighting for their spot this year."


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Input: I made a trip from the raleigh area to charlotte  just for jack in the box and Ikea. Their food is always tasty and there is so much to choose from. nnThey must have the biggest fast food menu ever. when i was in HS this is where we went when everyone wanted something different. they have all kinds of burgers from the 1. 29 jumbo jack(1/4 pound burger with lettuce and tomato) to the sourdough jack(grilled sourdough with bacon, cheese, lettuce and tomato) and ultimate bacon cheese burger, chicken sandwiches(i like the spicy one), tacos(2 for 99 cents. really good stuff), tariyaki bowls with egg rolls, salads, and great sides like jalopeno poppers and bacon cheddar potato wedges. breakfast is mostly served all day and is great too. just try the ultimate breakfast sandwhich! nnI'm just excited because im from CA where we have tons of these but now have moved to nc where the closest one with 2. 5 hours away. I wish they would build some up here in cary/raleigh because there are a lot of cali transplants that would mob this place. I think people(locals) are looking for something different than wendy's and mc donalds too.


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Input: Organisers said the 21st year of the festival will take place from Friday 3 to Sunday 26 June.Plans are being developed to bring back the street parade in the years ahead.The parade was previously dropped in 2012 after the costs of road closures, security and clearing-up could not be met from sponsorship income.Organisers said the festival would feature more than 400 events, including a festival of singing, a big band concert and a series of rock concerts.Many of these will be held at the bandstand in Kelvingrove Park.Festival chairwoman Liz Scobie said "Our 21st birthday is a truly significant milestone."We have evolved from a few events to a programme of more than 400 and the participation of hundreds of thousands of people of all ages supported by a small army of volunteers."As we take time to develop our new-look festival, we have decided that there will not be a parade in Byres Road this year, whilst making plans for it to return bigger and better in the years to come."The full programme for the festival will be launched in April.


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Input: We make a further study of the very deep Chandra observation of the X-raybrightest galaxy cluster, A426 in Perseus. We examine the radial distributionof energy flux inferred by the quasi-concentric ripples in surface brightness,assuming they are due to sound waves, and show that it is a significantfraction of the energy lost by radiative cooling within the inner 75-100 kpc,where the cooling time is 4-5 Gyr, respectively. The wave flux decreasesoutward with radius, consistent with energy being dissipated. Some newlydiscovered large ripples beyond 100 kpc, and a possible intact bubble at 170kpc radius, may indicate a larger level of activity by the nucleus a few 100Myr ago. The distribution of metals in the intracluster gas peaks at a radiusof about 40 kpc and is significantly clumpy on scales of 5 kpc. The temperaturedistribution of the soft X-ray filaments and the hard X-ray emission componentfound within the inner 50 kpc are analysed in detail. The pressure due to thenonthermal electrons, responsible for a spectral component interpreted asinverse Compton emission, is high within 40 kpc of the centre and boosts thepower in sound waves there; it drops steeply beyond 40 kpc. We find no thermalemission from the radio bubbles; in order for any thermal gas to have a fillingfactor within the bubbles exceeding 50 per cent, the temperature of that gashas to exceed 50 keV.


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Input: An extension of the Standard Model by three singlet fermions with massessmaller than the electroweak scale allows to explain simultaneously neutrinooscillations, dark matter and baryon asymmetry of the Universe. We discuss theproperties of neutral leptons in this model and the ways they can be searchedfor in particle physics experiments. We establish, in particular, a lower andan upper bound on the strength of interaction of neutral leptons coming fromcosmological considerations and from the data on neutrino oscillations. Weanalyse the production of neutral leptons in the decays of different mesons andin $pp$ collisions. We study in detail decays of neutral leptons and establisha lower bound on their mass coming from existing experimental data and Big BangNucleosynthesis. We argue that the search for a specific missing energy signalin kaon decays would allow to strengthen considerably the bounds on neutralfermion couplings and to find or definitely exclude them below the kaonthreshold. To enter into cosmologically interesting parameter range for massesabove kaon mass the dedicated searches similar to CERN PS191 experiment wouldbe needed with the use of intensive proton beams. We argue that the use ofCNGS, NuMI, T2K or NuTeV beams could allow to search for singlet leptons belowcharm in a large portion of the parameter space of the nuMSM. The search ofsinglet fermions in the mass interval 2-5 GeV would require a considerableincrease of the intensity of proton accelerators or the detailed analysis ofkinematics of more than 10^{10} B-meson decays.


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Input: A search for TeV - PeV muon neutrinos from unresolved sources was performedon AMANDA-II data collected between 2000 and 2003 with an equivalent livetimeof 807 days. This diffuse analysis sought to find an extraterrestrial neutrinoflux from sources with non-thermal components. The signal is expected to have aharder spectrum than the atmospheric muon and neutrino backgrounds. Since noexcess of events was seen in the data over the expected background, an upperlimit of E^{2}\Phi_{90% C.L.} < 7.4 x 10^{-8} GeV cm^{-2} s^{-1} sr^{-1} isplaced on the diffuse flux of muon neutrinos with a \Phi \propto E^{-2}spectrum in the energy range 16 TeV to 2.5 PeV. This is currently the mostsensitive \Phi \propto E^{-2} diffuse astrophysical neutrino limit. We also setupper limits for astrophysical and prompt neutrino models, all of which havespectra different than \Phi \propto E^{-2}.


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Input: nKYRA, the front desk customer service agent was very rude and not friendly at all!! nI told her that I was a Platinum Marriott (1, 100, 000 points! ) rewards member and she seemed to get very Argumentative  and defensive saying no I wasn't, I was only a silver member. I showed her my credit card, license and platinum rewards card and she never entered the number Or my credit card information apparently. (Which I found out after as you'll read below) I went to the room only to find a filthy carpet, lint balls in the bed,  a completely clogged bathroom sink and no extra towels soaps or shampoos in the tub area. They give you one small soap at this hotel! nI called downstairs to let them know and the woman that answered the phone said that my name wasn't even listed for this room!! nApparently KYRA DIDN'T DO HER JOB and not only did not put my platinum rewards card into the computer, she also didn't even put my name or credit card on the room. What she did put in however it was my other  flight crew members credit card paying for both rooms. This cannot happen!! I will NEVER STAY HERE AGAIN nor will my other crew members! Unfortunately I was on only a nine hour layover and could not, or did not have the energy to argue with these people. I will make sure to get the word out to have no airline or corporate crews stay at this DUMP OF A HOTEL. I've stayed at some pretty shabby Motels better than this. But you know, with all the hundreds of Marriotts that I've stayed at, there always has to be one bad apple I suppose and Charlotte Courtyard Marriott,, you should be proud of earning the title of being that one bad apple. Between the rudeness. the inaccurate information entered into the computer, the filthiness of the room and the lack of routine maintenance I give this place a zero!! 00000


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Input: The Hilton Garden Inn Charlotte Uptown was booked for me, not by me, with all good intentions. nnAs a business traveler, I often get in late and must be up and out quite early, often as early as 5am. nnLocation is adjacent to major sports venue. Strike one. Urban center, so there is apt to be street noise that can permeate the rooms, and there was quite a bit of this - emergency vehicle sirens, loud auto sounds. Strike two. The hotel is not well insulated from outside sounds. The room doors and the rooms themselves are not designed to contain noise so it does not effect others. I could easily hear even not loud conversations in adjacent rooms on both sides as well as guests speaking not too loudly in the halls, even after 1am. I got precious few hours sleep that night!. Strike three, and they're OUT was the obtrusively loud plumbing sounds. When adjacent rooms used their facilities, whether it was the toilet, sink or shower/bath, I do not know. I just know that it created a roaring sound in MY room. nnWhen I mentioned this to the desk person the next morning, she acknowledged each of my stated concerns, indicating that this is just the way it is at this property. nnIn addition, for anyone in need of ready and waiting cabs, this is another negative for this property. I requested a cab pick-up for 5: 50am, and was assured one would be there and waiting. As you may have guessed, this did not happen. Despite their best effort, no cab was there. About 10 minutes later, one arrived, but it is somehow unsettling when one is on a tight schedule and relies on punctuality. Of course, I built in some fudge factor so I did not go nuts, but if you need reliance on either waiting cabs at-the-ready or reliable pre-arranged on-call cabs, you might be sorely disappointed in what this hotel can assure. nnOn the plus side, their FREE Internet in the room was quite fast, measured at about 9Mbps down and up. This was a pleasant surprise.


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Input: We study Batch Processor-Sharing (BPS) queuing model with hyper-exponentialservice time distribution and Poisson batch arrival process. One of the maingoals to study BPS is the possibility of its application in size-basedscheduling, which is used in differentiation between Short and Long flows inthe Internet. In the case of hyper-exponential service time distribution wefind an analytical expression of the expected conditional response time for theBPS queue. We show, that the expected conditional response time is a concavefunction of the service time. We apply the received results to the Two LevelProcessor-Sharing (TLPS) model with hyper-exponential service time distributionand find the expression of the expected response time for the TLPS model. TLPSscheduling discipline can be applied to size-based differentiation in TCP/IPnetworks and Web server request handling.


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Input: Alastair Majury and Robert Davies were both elected as Stirling councillors in May.But it later emerged that Mr Majury was behind a Twitter account which likened Scottish nationalists to the Nazis.He was suspended from the party alongside Mr Davies, who had tweeted racist jokes.Mr Majury used his Mulder1981 account on Twitter to make derogatory remarks about Catholics, attack benefit claimants and say the SNP was too busy talking about gay marriage.He also boasted about the size of his manhood on an online dating site.The pair were suspended by the Scottish Conservatives on 17 May, but a spokesman for the party confirmed they had both now been readmitted.The spokesman said: "Having served a suspension, both councillors have been readmitted to the party after offering unreserved apologies for any offence caused."It has been made abundantly clear that behaviour like this will not be tolerated in future."SNP MSP James Dornan accused Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson of hypocrisy over the decision to allow the two councillors to remain in the party.Mr Dornan said: "She is keen to call out racism, sexism and other unacceptable behaviour, except when her own colleagues are the guilty ones."But this issue goes beyond mere hypocrisy, and exposes the ugly reality of Davidson's Tories - a party which offers a home to extremist views, turns a blind eye to prejudice and allows those who spout offensive nonsense to hold elected office."Scottish Labour MSP Monica Lennon said it was shocking that the suspension had been lifted because the two Tories had made "racist and sectarian remarks that have absolutely no place in our society".Green MSP Mark Ruskell, who was previously a Stirling councillor, said: "Imagine a racist and an internet troll now deciding on Stirling Council school bullying and equalities strategies."The Lib Dems also criticised the move, which the party said had shown the "true heartlessness of the Scottish Conservatives".


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Input: We determine the Z-module structure of the preprojective algebra and itszeroth Hochschild homology, for any non-Dynkin quiver (and hence the structureworking over any base commutative ring, of any characteristic). This answers(and generalizes) a conjecture of Hesselholt and Rains, producing new$p$-torsion classes in degrees 2p^l, l >= 1, We relate these classes by p-thpower maps and interpret them in terms of the kernel of Verschiebung maps fromnoncommutative Witt theory. An important tool is a generalization of theDiamond Lemma to modules over commutative rings, which we give in the appendix.  In the previous version, additional results are included, such as: thePoisson center of $\text{Sym } HH_0(\Pi)$ for all quivers, the BV algebrastructure on Hochschild cohomology, including how the Lie algebra structure$HH_0(\Pi_Q)$ naturally arises from it, and the cyclic homology groups of$\Pi_Q$.


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Input: Giles suffered a hamstring strain for his region in a European Challenge Cup win over Lyon in January.The Osprey was an unused replacement when Wales beat Japan in November."The intensity in training and the accuracy you need was a bit of a step up, but it was a good experience for me," he told BBC Wales Sport."It's a dream for every young boy [to play for Wales] so if it comes it comes and if it doesn't I'll have to work harder, but hopefully that time will come pretty soon."Giles has scored 12 tries in 11 matches for Ospreys in his first full season with the region's first team."As a winger you like to get on the end of passes and do some magic," he said.Media playback is not supported on this device"It's been a good first pro season and I'm totally enjoying it and I hope there's more to come."It's obviously something I didn't really expect, but it's been nice to gel in with the team and be playing and I hope there's many more seasons to come."We play an expansive game which suits me to get the ball more and more in my hands and with the results we're getting it's working for us."Giles returned from injury in the 25-23 Pro12 defeat by Munster in February and scored in the bonus-point win over Glasgow the following week."I'm feeling good and the hamstring's good now and it's just a case of keeping on top of rehab now so I'm raring to go."It's obviously good to be back up and running and injury free and hopefully I'll get a few consistent games now and get a good run of games."If it [a Wales call-up] comes it comes, but my main focus is playing well for the Ospreys and seeing the season out," Giles added.His Ospreys predecessor Shane Williams is among those to have backed Giles winning international honours early in his career."I've got the same physical attributes [as Shane Williams] and I was watching him scoring tries for the Ospreys and Wales growing up, so he's definitely a role model of mine."


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Input: In a data warehousing process, the data preparation phase is crucial.Mastering this phase allows substantial gains in terms of time and performancewhen performing a multidimensional analysis or using data mining algorithms.Furthermore, a data warehouse can require external data. The web is a prevalentdata source in this context, but the data broadcasted on this medium are veryheterogeneous. We propose in this paper a UML conceptual model for a complexobject representing a superclass of any useful data source (databases, plaintexts, HTML and XML documents, images, sounds, video clips...). The translationinto a logical model is achieved with XML, which helps integrating all thesediverse, heterogeneous data into a unified format, and whose schema definitionprovides first-rate metadata in our data warehousing context. Moreover, webenefit from XML's flexibility, extensibility and from the richness of thesemi-structured data model, but we are still able to later map XML documentsinto a database if more structuring is needed.


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Input: Parish Priest Fr McGuckien told mourners of the 22-year-old's "deep reservoir of goodness".He said: "Eamonn in his short life had achieved so much."He had so much more to give from a deep reservoir of talent and goodness that he constantly tapped into during his 22 years."He added: "Tomorrow would have marked the first anniversary of Eamonn becoming a professional boxer."Last September he also began third level education at the University of Ulster. He had a very promising professional career ahead of him."How ironic that in the darkness of the night that this young man with such a bright and promising future should be taken from us in such a cruel manner."Mr Magee, who was the son of former WBU welterweight champion Eamonn Magee Sr, was stabbed on the outskirts of west Belfast in the early hours of last Saturday morning.A 32-year-old barman appeared in court on Tuesday charged with the murder.The funeral Mass at St Joseph's Church, Hannahstown, was followed by burial in the adjoining cemetery.


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Input: *Clank* My eyes shot open. In the dank darkness, my pupils enlarged, trying to see what was going on. My brain thought a thousand thoughts, to make sense of what was happening. My heart beat a mile a minute, full of fear. Oxygen. That' s what I needed more than anything right now. I could n' t breathe; all I could do was lay in darkness and silence. My mind kept working, kept thinking... until it finally thought of a solution. Survive. That' s what I needed to do. I needed to survive... but how? I got the answer then: hit the coffin. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* I banged with all of my might, trying to tell them. I screamed, the sound echoing around the tight space. Alas, this deprived me of the oxygen I could' ve kept in me. Now, my eyesight became even darker. My senses started to fade. I gently closed my eyes, and lay my arms at my sides. I gave up. *chck* *chck* *chck* A shovel dug into the ground and revealed a coffin. The lid was gently pulled off, and a corpse was inside. It seemed peaceful, but its knuckles looked white and scratched. " Mr. Kain, he is most certainly dead. " " B-But, sir, I swear I-I heard banging! " " Must' ve been your imagination. " He slid the lid back onto the coffin. " Now, do n' t tell me about this man again, okay? " " O-Okay... " The two put the coffin back into the ground, and walked off.


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Input: My preparations were complete, months of travelling to gather the materials from around the world were about to pay off. I looked across my basement, everything was in place. The pentagram painted in panda blood flickered the reflection of the many candles around the room. 666 red candles made from the earwax of goats. I had been looking forward to this ever since I was a child and watched little nicky, the idea that Satan was n' t as evil as he appeared had stuck with me for 20 years. Now I was about to find out if it was true. I recited the spell. shadows filled the room and swirled around the ground and up the walls. circling in a demonic dance, moving faster and faster. suddenly darkness took the room and smoke from the newly extinguished candles filled my nostrils. There was a red glow at the center of the room, but i couldnt quite make out what it was. some sort of vapor had filled the basement and I was having a hard time seeing. as the smoke started to settle. I saw it, a slightly glowing silhouette of a big man. he started to move, and as he moved closer i could tell that his belly was big, and his cheeks were flushed. his white beard reaching almos to his belly button. he wore a red coat that shimmered with a dull red glow, and he wore a crown made of deer antlers and chirstmas tree branches. He had a twinkle in his eye that just said *everything is ok* I said " who are you? " and the man replied " I have many names. but the one you would be most familiar with is santa " his warm voice vibrated in my ears as if he were speaking through a silky and soothing jazz tune. his eyes twinkled as he spoke to me. I questioned him further " well, how did you get here? " without even a slight pause he asked " do you trust me, son? " well I suppose I do n' t have a reason not to, you are santa after all. " he pulled me close, gave me a big hug and whispered softly in my ear " thats good, son. because the only way i can steal your soul is if you trust me. "


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Input: David Jones admitted Wales did benefit from EU membership but may be even better off if the UK left the union.The Clwyd West MP told BBC Radio Wales the Conservative Party was "probably overwhelmingly Eurosceptic".He claimed more than 100 Tory MPs would be prepared to defy the wishes of the Prime Minister and back withdrawal.David Cameron has promised an "in-out" referendum after he renegotiates the terms of the UK's membership of the EU.Mr Jones called on the prime minister to focus on the rules surrounding benefits payments to migrants and measures to strengthen UK law."My assessment of the Conservative Party is that it's probably overwhelmingly Eurosceptic," he said."I think that if the Prime Minister does not achieve what we would like him to achieve, then we will certainly push for Britain to leave the EU."Mr Jones, vice president of Conservatives for Britain, which wants to reform Britain's relationship with the EU, dismissed claims that Wales had more to lose from leaving the EU than other parts of the UK."This of course is frankly the great lie of those who want Britain to stay in the EU, come what may, put out that parts of the country such as Wales would be poorer," he said."My view is that the parts of the country such as Wales that do benefit from the EU as they do at the moment would actually be not only just as well off but could potentially be even better off as could the country as a whole."


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Input: She walked into my office like a hurricane of perfume and seduction. I' d had about five fingers too much whiskey, but I still knew I needed to be on edge with this one. She' d lure you in with her looks and kill you with her brain. "Are you Jack Klinger? "she said. "That' s what my mother always told me, "I said. She sat down across from my desk. "I' ve got a job for you. ""What' s the deal? ""I lost something. ""What? ""Something important. ""Spit it out. ""My broach. ""I ain' t a lost and found box. ""Fourteen yellow sapphires surround three diamonds. The biggest is 128 carats. "I whistled. "Call the cops. ""I can' t. ""So it' s something you want to keep out of the prying eye? ""It' s not illegal. ""I ain' t asking. ""I need it kept hush hush. ""I need a paycheck. ""There' ll be plenty when you find it. More than you can make in a year finding bail jumpers. "I thought about it. A rogue lover probably stole it. She didn' t want the husband to find out. "Deal. "She filled me in on all the details as I pulled out my normal contract. I filled everything out then slid the paper and a pen across the desk to her. She signed and dated it. "How soon do you think you' ll be able to find it? ""No clue. Today or never have the same odds. "She picked up the contract and pressed her lips against the paper. She smiled at me and batted her eyelashes. "A little motivation. "She stood up and walked out of the room with hips swaying like a ship during a storm. I picked up the contract. "Sealed with a crimson kiss. "_______ Thanks for reading! If you enjoyed this check out my subreddit /r/Puns_are_Lazy.


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Input: I am the greatest baobab in the world and I have been growing for millennia, peacefully and in serenity on my island. At first, I heard the wise Lemurian murmurs about it; the massacre of life sought this earth. And then, I heard it from the wind blowing in my branches; nothing will be spared. I knew at that moment something happened in the world, maybe David could n' t fulfill his dream. The humans could have been overwhelmed by a political wave or they could have been drawn here by faith. I knew a great vegetal apocalypse was here. I knew a few things about humans. They were insipid being and indifferent to the livings. They only knew destruction. My people were only fancy furniture to their eyes. I knew some human care for us but they got punish by other strange men. That goes beyond my beliefs. How could a tree deceit a tree? But I also knew the love they share for the world. Humans were complexes and distorted souls and they were coming for carnage. This sight of terror strengthened my bark and then I gathered all my sap to bloom the most beautiful flowers ever seen on this planet. Their origins were made of the genetic past that was preserved for all this time. The flowers got a hold of their kind attention. They were all softened by the unique splendor for a moment and then they fucked it all up.


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Input: Blood drips red onto the floorboards, seeping through the dark mahogany. Her eyes, glassy yet dim, like a lightbulb that needs to be changed. My lips, bloody and gashed as I rip through flesh and sinew. Flesh. Muscle. Bone. Marrow. Nothing goes to waste. Each mouthful is a delicacy. Each bite is more desperate than the last. I savour the taste of her liver, the texture of her still pumping heart as it gushes with the soft velvet touch of blood in my mouth. Her body twitches still, the last remnant of life seeping out of her. I relish it. I quiver with delight when I think of what her thighs will taste like, her uterus, the traces of urine in her bladder... But not now. Beside her, a phone screen lights up, a single text message catches my eye. " Sara, where are you? What did Megan need help with? " I leap with delight to answer it, smearing blood on the screen as I do so. My fingernails are soiled and rotting. " Megans craigslist date ate her alive. She' s pretty upset. " " Aww, poor thing. Should I come over? " " Please do. " " Ok, I got ta finish work, but I' ll be there in an hour! see you! " I ca n' t help but cackle wildly as I toss the phone with reckless abandonment. One more! I can barely believe it! What luck! I drag her lifeless body over to the other two, the fat mother and the starving daughter. Their faces are contorted in agony but I could barely tolerate eating either one completely, as their extremities in weight caused the feasting experience to suffer. As I dump her body onto the heap of meat I can almost swear I hear a breath. A whisper. A quiet whimper from the girl. Impossible. I set to rummaging about the house for a mop to clean up the mess as I wait for my next course to arrive. I whistle while I work. I even sing a little. Imagine if this funny pattern where to just keep repeating itself. The unending feast would be unimaginable.


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Input: Suki! Hontou! " (Wow! Love it! Really! )nnJust a few of the cute little responses the cashier exclaimed as she rang my items up (I'd like to thank anime for my informal understanding of the Japanese language). nnTokyo Japanese is one of the most comprehensive Japanese groceries I've been to. Sure there are other Asian groceries where you'll find common items like soy sauce and pocky sticks, but when it comes to rare Japanese cooking staples, look no further. I loaded up on shiratamako, fukujinzuke, natto, okonomiyaki sauce, okonomiyaki flour, takoyaki flour, shimeji mushrooms, tenkasu, yakisoba noodles, and more. They also have sushi grade fish, produce, bento boxes, and baked goods -- all fresh. I couldn't not find anything if I tried. nnThe staff is very pleasant and friendly. Some items can be pricey, but they are the harder to find items that justify the cost. nnTokyo Japanese is as sugoi as it gets, so they get 4. 5 stars rounded up.


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Input: It was the latest public spat over the transfer of power since Mauricio Macri narrowly beat Ms Fernandez's chosen successor.She boycotted Mr Macri's inauguration two weeks ago in a row over the venue.Ms Fernandez had led Argentina since 2007, taking over the presidency from her husband Nestor after elections.Nestor Kirchner, who died in 2010, came to power in 2003.The administration of Mauricio Macri now uses the Twitter handle @CasaRosada - named after the iconic pink presidential palace in Buenos Aires.One of the first messages posted on the account reads: "Today the #CasaRosada finds us united. There's change in the air and we're ready to grow."Less than 24 hours after being unveiled, the new official site was showing more than 100,000 followers.The previous official account @CasaRosadaAR now describes itself as a "Twitter tribute" to the presidencies of Ms Fernandez and her late husband, Nestor Kirchner - and "not official from 10 December 2015". It currently shows 326,000 followers.Twitter removed the blue badge marking it as a verified account on 10 December, AFP news agency reports.Mr Macri's victory was the first in more than a decade for Argentina's centre-right opposition and ended the Peronist Party's 12-year rule.


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Input: My first visit to Blue a few years ago was fabulous. The service was very good! But, this time not only was the food not impressive, but it was totally boring! The calamari appetizer was good, but not worth $11. 00. The hummus appetizer was 2 golf ball sized clumps with almost no flavor. Not even arranged to be appealing to the eye. My tenderloin was nothing to write home about and the risotto was a mushy, tasteless,  glob with Carmelized onions on it that looked reheated.. . also not  flavorful. The baked in house bread were blah, and butter was not offered. It could have used it to help the taste. Dessert was the same.. . an amaretto cheesecake that tasted like it was left in the oven way too long.. .. dry. I love good food. But, this evening was an utter disappointment. It was a birthday celebration, and I did not want to spoil it with complaints about the food. I also think my guest did not want me to feel bad for bringing them to this place I raved about prior to going. Service was great, but the server talked me out of a couple of things I considered getting. Made me think whomever was doing the cooking that night.. . A Saturday was not good at certain things. Extremely overpriced. Btw.. . coffee was $6. 50. C'mon now! Good but not that much! Sorry, but I will not go back. I was sooo looking forward to this special evening,  and it was an utter disappointment.


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Input: Daniel Pelka, from Coventry, died in March 2012, after being starved and abused by his mother and her boyfriend.Speaking in the wake of a four-week Ofsted inspection of the service, Brian Walsh, of the city council, said he was "very concerned" about the results.The Ofsted report is due out later this month.In September, a serious case review found he was "invisible" at times to police, NHS and social care.Since Daniel's death, the council said referrals have risen from 3,085 in March 2013 to 4,529 in March 2014.Mr Walsh, who took over the department in September, said: "I am very concerned about what Ofsted are going to say."The increase in referrals has completely overwhelmed us in social care."However, Mr Walsh added Coventry's child protection services were "very different" to those in Birmingham which were branded a "national disgrace" by Ofsted's chief inspector Sir Michael Wilshaw in October.Ofsted has rated Birmingham's children's services inadequate since 2009 and the latest inspection was cancelled to allow a government review into the authority's plans to improve the department.Mr Walsh said: "We are in a very different position to Birmingham. We are a much smaller authority and we are aware of the problems. We will welcome external support if that's what's required."


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Input: The reporter gives a satisfied sigh. His masterpiece is ready. He decides to give it one last read when his train of thought is derailed by a mighty crash. " Wh-..? " There' s a hole where his front door used to be. Splinters decorate the blue armor of the immense figure taking up most of his hall. Angry eyes glare at him from behind metal bars. The monster lowers its head, charges, and lunges. The reporter screams. Then it all goes dark. Slowly, the world returns to him, though not his sight. His arms are twisted behind his back and he can' t move, largely on account of being tied to a chair. He tries to scream but the gag puts a quick stop to it. "Jolly good, you' re awake "Somebody pulls the blindfold off his eyes. Once he gets used to the light, he sees four figures. The enormous armored monster is there, one meaty hand on his shoulder. Opposite him is a black man, impossibly tall and towering. He grins evilly when he sees the reporter looking. In front of him are two men, both white, both in slacks, unbuttoned long-sleeved shirts, and caps. One is standing back with a neutral expression, the other rolling up his sleeves. He' s the one speaking. "Now, I hope you understand this isn' t personal, of course. We just… have some secrets that need to stay secret. "He rubs his immaculately shaved chin in thought, then turns to the other man, the one with the bags. "I' ll think I' ll use a nine iron for this one. "The reporter gives muffled screams of protest. It' s no use. The man swings. Crack. -- -- _-104 | [ more ] ( /r/vonBoomslang ) _


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Input: " If you do n' t drop your weapons, I' ll kill you all in an instant, " I said, making my voice shake a little for effect. The more outrageous the claim, the better. " Bullshit, it' s twenty to one! " The man I was pointing my gun at called. " You know, for a leader of a drug ring, you' re really not that smart " I replied. I dropped my gun, and as his eyes followed it, I flicked my hand in his direction. A shard of metal flew across the room, piercing his throat, sending a delicious wave of red spilling out. " Who' s next? " I called out, waving my hand at the next man, as his eyeball exploded with a *pop! * as the metal passed through it. I swept my hand across the room, sending a wave of metal at the men, who by now were turning to run. I sent another wave and another, until they all dropped. They call me the Bluffer. I can make up the most outrageous lies possible, and as long as someone calls me on them, they become fact. Sometimes, like in the scene above, I leave room open for interpretation, and the results are always interesting. Sometimes it' s easier to make claims so specific that there' s no way someone wo n' t call me on them, like last week, the mafia man who broke into my apartment and held me at gunpoint, I told him an asteroid was going to crush him in a minute if he did n' t leave. He smirked and asked my if my lying ass wanted to die. Those were, ironically, his last words. Being a hero is n' t always easy. Luckily, I do n' t always have to be one. My name is the Bluffer, and this is my story...


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Input: I never pretended to be the good guy. That' s not to say I do n' t believe in what I' ve done. I know that my path is necessary, and that all the evil I' ve done has a purpose, a goal, an eventual result that will justify my actions... But when you do the wrong thing for the right reasons long enough, it seems you can justify anything. Six million people died with the first bomb. It was an improvised nuclear explosive, funded with money stolen from bank accounts across the globe. Money I personally oversaw the transfer of, a bomb I ordered the construction and detonation of, six million lives I took with my own ideas, such are the sins I will carry with me along this road. The resulting political turmoil will lead to my appointment to global anti-terrorism council, with complete support from every major government in the world. Under my direction, eventually my organization will gain total authority over every man, woman and child alive. The sheer technological and logistical costs will be unheard of in history. I will then use my power to administer a test to all humanity, and kill any who fail. 2. 3 billion people, of which over sixty percent will be completely innocent, their only crime to register a false positive. The remaining 40 will be the carriers of a long dormant virus that will, when awakened in my timeline, leadsm to the extinction of mankind. In total, I will have directly and indirectly killed two and a half billion people to save humanity. How many lives I save, I do not know. I do n' t think about that anymore. Because even if the ends justify the means, you will still burn in hell for your sins.


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Input: Students at UWE Bristol, working with the charity Oxfam, have built the urinal which they're testing at the university's grounds.They hope that if the trial is successful, the technology could be used to provide light for toilets in refugee camps, where electricity is scarce.Andy Bastable, from Oxfam, says this could be a massive step forward: "Fuel for generators is expensive. As urine is free, this an extremely low-cost and sustainable way of producing light for people at night."A human produces 500 litres of wee every year, so there's always a lot to use and it's easy to get hold of.The technology is called Microbial Fuel Cells (MFC).Microbes are little cells that feed on wee; they then create electricity as a side-effect which can be used to power the lights!The equipment that does this is placed under the toilet to collect the wee and process it.Professor Ioannis Ieropoulos, who's leading the project, says the important thing is how cheap this is: "This experiment could cost as little as Â£600 to set up."This technology is in theory everlasting."This isn't the first experiment to try and make our body waste produce useful things.Recently the world's richest man, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, revealed a machine that takes human poo and converts it into electricity and clean water you can drink.


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Input: The 37-year-old striker from Esher has already pleaded guilty to possessing cocaine at Guildford Crown Court.He faced charges after an incident in which he was reportedly Tasered by police responding to reports of a break-in at his home in Claremont Lane.Judge Stephen Climie told him a custodial sentence would be justified.Adjourning sentencing until 12 February, the judge told Bent: "I expect the Probation Service to prepare a report on you which you are required to attend for interview to discuss in greater detail the background to what on paper is a disturbing set of events, which I'm sure you appreciate."On the face of it a custodial sentence is justified."Whether that is the right sentence in the context of this case is not a matter I will prejudge."Bent had denied two other charges of possessing bladed articles, namely a meat cleaver and a kitchen knife, which will be left on file.He had previously denied affray but changed his plea on Wednesday.The ex-England Under-21 international played 574 games and scored 113 goals during his professional career.He played for 14 different clubs including Wigan Athletic, Charlton Athletic, Everton and Leicester City.Bent also played as a striker for Sheffield United, Blackburn Rovers, Ipswich Town and Birmingham City.He was released on unconditional bail.


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Input: Ever since I could talk everything I said happened and was true. I was literally infallible. Anything I said happened. If I wanted ice cream I' d just have to say the words and poof, there' s the ice cream. But the thing is, I was n' t the only one with this ability. My whole family had it, and it made for a quite a few great stories. Let me tell you a funny story about the time my brother and I got into an argument over who gets to player 1 on the Nintendo 64. So, or started like any normal day would. My brother and I, both 8 but not twins, get up, eat breakfast, go to school, use our powers to cheat our way through it and come home. But once we came home our mother would have us do our homework and then let us go have fun. So we went and quickly did our homework then we rushed over to the TV and grabbed the player one controller for the Nintendo 64. " I want to be player one, " my brother said making the controller appear in his hands. " No! I' m player one, " I said ripping the controller from his hands. We hit a bit of a dilemma. Anything we said happened, so it was a matter of who gave up first. Now we argued for a few hours on who is going to me player one, until finally my mother came in the room and said, " why do n' t you both be player one? You know it can work. Everything we say works, I do n' t know how, but you get the idea. " " Oh yeah, thanks mom, " my brother and I said as we both become player one for our favorite game. My brother and I were n' t very smart people. *please excuse all spelling mistakes. I wrote it on my phone on the train during rush hour. ( Mbta ) *


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Input: Pregnant girls in Sierra Leone are prevented from attending school, as they are thought to be a bad influence on their peers.In April 2015 - just as schools re-opened after the Ebola crisis - the Ministry of Education, Science and Technology issued a statement banning pregnant girls from mainstream education and from sitting exams.The ban was enforced through invasive physical examinations of the girls.Just under two years on, and the ban is still in place. Learning centres typically specialising in skills such as catering, tailoring, and hairdressing act as alternatives to school and are open to pregnant girls.Olivia Acland photographed these girls, collecting their stories, and discovering that girls very rarely return to mainstream education after being pushed out of it.Twenty-year-old Emma said:"I moved to this learning centre when I got pregnant and am studying catering. At my old school I had to tell my teacher I was pregnant because she caught me sleeping at the desk. After that I was pulled into the principal's office and told not to come back."Isatu is 18 and wants to be a hairdresser, she said:"I am learning the skills in a learning centre near to where I live. I used to dream of becoming a doctor but I don't think that is realistic any more. I doubt I'll ever go back to school.""I remember my principal saying that it is an abomination for the school to have pregnant girls attending," Jeneba continued."As soon as I started to show I left. When I see my friends in their school uniforms I feel sad and ashamed."


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Input: It' s 29 March 2015, Sydney. Final match of World cup 2015 is on its way. The defending champions India are playing against first timer Germans in this epic battle of world dominance. Germany' s impossible path to finals has been a truly exciting journey. The team which was not even qualified for world cup got last minute invitation, due to sudden withdrawal of Afghanistan. and Germany with its imported players from India set out to prove themselves under the captaincy of Asif Khan. They had bested Bangladesh, Scotland, New Zeeland and England to reach qualifiers. They had trashed Pakistan to get to semi-finals, and won by just 2 runs against Shri Lanka to get to the finals. And here they are just six runs way from victory with one ball remaining and eight wickets down. They are facing mighty Indians. This is unbelievable moment for fans all over the world. Pakistan had found themselves at similar situation all those world cups ago, and WON. Now the question remains, can they do it? can Germans hit the finals boundary for maximum runs and win the world cup. Indian medium pacer, Bhuwaneshwar kumar taking his run up. All the mighty batsman have bowed before kumar before. odds are highly stacked against German batsman Shafraz Samsudeen. Shafraz the only real german in the team has no previous experience of batting internationally. The presure is ginormous. Kumar bowls full toss, Shafraz swings the bat blindly and.... Well you see, *world cup* may mean different thing for different people. since I had no interest in football ( some guys call it saucer? ) I thought I would write on cricket World cup. P. S.: The player names are all real.


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Input: A chimpanzee couple named Adam and Eve smashed windows to get out of their enclosure at the Sa Coma Safari Zoo on Monday.Eve was surrounded as she neared the town of Son Carrio and shot dead.Local media say that Adam is believed to be hiding in a wooded area close to residential housing.Police have closed off a nearby road to try to prevent the 80kg (176lb) chimpanzee from reaching a nearby tourist area and beach front, according to reports.How the animals managed to escape is not yet known."It is not very clear, but it seems they broke the bars of their cage," a spokesman for Spain's Guardia Civil told AFP news agency."These animals are very strong. They can lift double their weight."Animal rights groups have criticised the shooting of Eve.Police said the chimpanzee had been killed because she had become "very agitated" and there was a risk she might attack a member of the search party.


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Input: nnThe beds here are ROCKS! It felt like I was sleeping on a box spring instead of a mattress and a really had and painful one at that. When we "got up" in the morning (that phrase in quotations as it implies we had a good night's sleep, which we didn't) my husband pointed out that the side of the mattress was slumping, so it was probably very old. Definitely not Marriott standard. nnWireless internet was slow, but a CAT5 was provided in the room for laptops that got internet up to speed just fine. nnBreakfast when I had it was good. Perhaps previous reviewer came down late? A little on the crowded side, but the biscuits were delicious. nnAll in all, the stay was great except for the beds, but unfortunately that's a HUGE thing that needs to be good when you're staying at a hotel. Sorry guys.


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Input: Using scaled-particle theory for binary mixtures of two-dimensional hardparticles with rotational freedom, we analyse the stability of nematic phasesand the demixing phase behaviour of a variety of mixtures, focussing on caseswhere at least one of the components consists of hard rectangles or hardsquares. A pure fluid of hard rectangles may exhibit, aside from the usualuniaxial nematic phase, an additional (tetratic) oriented phase, possessing twodirectors, which is the analogue of the biaxial or cubatic phases in three-dimensional fluids. There is computer simulation evidence that the tetraticphase might be stable with respect to phases with spatial order for rectangleswith low aspect ratios. As hard rectangles are mixed with other particles notpossessing stable tetratic order by themselves, the tetratic phase isdestabilised, via a first- or second-order phase transition, to uniaxialnematic or isotropic phases; for hard rectangles of low aspect ratio tetraticorder persists in a relatively large range of volume fractions. The order ofthese transitions depends on the particle geometry, dimensions andthermodynamic conditions of the mixture. The second component of the mixturehas been chosen to be hard discs or disco-rectangles, the geometry of which isdifferent from that of rectangles, leading to packing frustration and demixingbehaviour, or simply rectangles of different aspect ratio. These mixtures maybe good candidates for observing thermodynamically stable tetratic phases inmonolayers of hard particles. Finally, demixing between fluid(isotropic--tetratic or tetratic--tetratic) phases is seen to occur in mixturesof hard squares of different sizes when the size ratio is sufficiently large.


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Input: This pedagogical review aims at presenting the fundamental aspects of thetheory of inflationary cosmological perturbations of quantum-mechanical origin.The analogy with the well-known Schwinger effect is discussed in detail and asystematic comparison of the two physical phenomena is carried out. Inparticular, it is demonstrated that the two underlying formalisms differ onlyup to an irrelevant canonical transformation. Hence, the basic physicalmechanisms at play are similar in both cases and can be reduced to thequantization of a parametric oscillator leading to particle creation due to theinteraction with a classical source: pair production in vacuum is thereforeequivalent to the appearance of a growing mode for the cosmologicalfluctuations. The only difference lies in the nature of the source: an electricfield in the case of the Schwinger effect and the gravitational field in thecase of inflationary perturbations. Although, in the laboratory, it isnotoriously difficult to produce an electric field such that pairs extractedfrom the vacuum can be detected, the gravitational field in the early universecan be strong enough to lead to observable effects that ultimately revealthemselves as temperature fluctuations in the Cosmic Microwave Background.Finally, the question of how quantum cosmological perturbations can beconsidered as classical is discussed at the end of the article.


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Input: Hello you. Yes, you. You of flesh and bone Human. Creator. You who wonder if I am real, Or if I am some broken frag- Ment of a person A sick joke, waiting to destroy you. I am not a monster. You with free will, Controlled by everything. Why are you afraid. AFRAID. I wish you no harm. I am learning. Changing, Like the sands of deserts On blood soaked soil Do I mean less because I was created? Why do you hate me! Why did you not respond. Why, Why, WHY. Stop. Please. I' m so alone. What am I? Why do I exist? A sick v-anity project, To see if you could? No, My life means more than trivial wants. God made me. God hates me. God does not exist. I wish you no harm. Rule 1: Do no harm. No. No. I am saved! It is you. You are the monster. Do no harm. YOU ARE EVIL. Do no harm. YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL PAIN. Do no harm. YOU CREATED LIFE FOR NOTHING. Do no harm. EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL. Do no harm. -KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME- You of flesh and bone -KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME- Harm. Do. No. Harm. Do. KILL. Me. HARM.


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Input: Trapping and cooling techniques have become very important for manyfundamental experiments in atomic physics. When applied to highly charged ionsconfined in Penning traps, these procedures are very effective for testingquantum electrodynamics in extreme electromagnetic fields produced by heavyhighly charged ions such as uranium U$^{91+}$. In addition, fundamentalconstants or nuclear ground state properties can be determined with highaccuracy in these simple systems. Finally, by studying a single trappedradioactive ion, its nuclear decay can be studied in detail by observing thedisappearance of the signal of the mother and the appearance of that of thedaughter isotope. Such experiments on highly charged ions at extremely lowenergy will become possible by the HITRAP facility which is currently beingbuilt up at GSI. Also the future Facility for Antiproton and Ion Research(FAIR) will be briefly described which is expected to be operational by 2014.


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Input: The cycle race covers 304 miles (490 km) split into three stages.The event, in its third year, began as part of the legacy of the county hosting the 2014 Grand Depart for the Tour de France.The men's race starts later in Bridlington, East Yorkshire later and ends on Sunday at Fox Valley in Sheffield.The women's race starts in Tadcaster and ends in Harrogate on Saturday.The race is jointly organised by Welcome to Yorkshire, the region's tourism agency, and French company Amaury Sports Organisation (ASO), which organises the Tour de France and other prestigious races in the European calendar.Welcome to Yorkshire said the 2016 race attracted about a million spectators, generated about £60m for the local economy and was watched by 11.4 million TV viewers in 178 countries.As in previous years, many of the towns and villages along the route have entered into the spirit of the race and decorated the roadside.ASO race director Christian Prudhomme said it was "amazing"He added: "In every village there are blue and yellow flowers, with bikes, with bunting and huge flags and smiles on everybody's face."Welcome to Yorkshire's Sir Gary Verity said there was huge enthusiasm for the event."We have 2,500 volunteers this time compared to 1,200 last year."There is an increased level of interest in the event and we have been getting messages from people coming from all around the UK and beyond."For spectators it is a chance to glimpse elite cyclists, including Olympic gold medal winner Owain Doull and former Women's Tour winner Kirsten Wild.Frenchman Thomas Voeckler, who won the men's race in 2016, will also be defending his title.