phoenix/games/source/Xeno

/ XENO
/ (c) Copyright Jonathan Mestel, but freely distributable
/
/ Game may be converted to any authoring language if no profit is involved.
/
!STATE MIRROR 1
!STATE SCISSORS 2
!STATE BOGROLL 3
!STATE NICKEL 4
!STATE WHISTLE 5
!STATE FENCE 6
!STATE PARCEL 7
!STATE INSPEC 8
!STATE CELLAR 4
!STATE HILLTOP 4
!STATE BUS 5
!STATE KEY 5
!POSSESSIONS TRAIN1 PLAYER KEY
!POSSESSIONS PLAYER MONEY WATCH PAPER
!POSSESSIONS TRAIN3 INSPEC
!POSSESSIONS GARDEN FENCE
!POSSESSIONS ATTIC NICKEL
!POSSESSIONS BATHROOM BOGROLL
!POSSESSIONS BEDROOM MIRROR
!POSSESSIONS HOUSENT WHISTLE
!POSSESSIONS COOKERTOP SCISSORS
!POSSESSIONS HALL1 PARCEL
!POSSESSIONS SHOP MAP COMPASS TORCH BATTERIES ASPIRIN PARACET NEWS MATCHES
!POSSESSIONS HILLTOP DUMMYSTAR
!POSSESSIONS COMPCO DATER
!POSSESSIONS PARCEL TAPE
!PROP DATER NOTAKE
!PROP DUMMYSTAR NOTAKE
!PROP CARD CUTTABLE
!PROP MATCHES CUTTABLE INVIS
!PROP NEWS CUTTABLE INVIS
!PROP INSPEC INVIS NOTAKE
!PROP TICKET CUTTABLE
!PROP MONEY TAKEN
!PROP WATCH TAKEN
!PROP PAPER TAKEN CUTTABLE
!PROP PLAYER LIGHT
!PROP SCISSORS INVIS
!PROP PARCEL INVIS HIDING
!PROP NICKEL INVIS
!PROP FENCE INVIS HIDING NOTAKE
!PROP BOGROLL INVIS CUTTABLE
!PROP MIRROR INVIS NOTAKE
!PROP WHISTLE INVIS
!PROP ASPIRIN INVIS
!PROP PARACET INVIS
!PROP MAP INVIS CUTTABLE
!PROP COMPASS INVIS
!PROP TORCH INVIS HIDING
!PROP BATTERIES INVIS
!PROP TRAIN1 MULTIROOM MOVING LIGHT INDOORS
!PROP TRAIN2 MULTIROOM MOVING LIGHT INDOORS
!PROP TRAIN3 MULTIROOM MOVING LIGHT INDOORS
!PROP TRAINLOO MULTIROOM MOVING LIGHT TOILET INDOORS
!PROP PLATFORM MULTIROOM LIGHT
!PROP BUS NOFACING INDOORS LIGHT
!PROP TAXI NOFACING INDOORS LIGHT
!PROP SHOP SELLER LIGHT INDOORS
!PROP HOUSENT MULTIROOM LIGHT
!PROP JUNCT MULTIROOM LIGHT MAYBETAXI
!PROP HALL1 MULTIROOM INDOORS BARRED
!PROP HALL2 MULTIROOM INDOORS
!PROP KITCHEN MULTIROOM INDOORS
!PROP COOKERTOP NOFACING MULTIROOM INDOORS
!PROP SITTING MULTIROOM CLOCK INDOORS
!PROP BEDROOM MULTIROOM INDOORS
!PROP BATHROOM MULTIROOM TOILET INDOORS
!PROP ATTIC MULTIROOM NOFACING INDOORS
!PROP CELLAR MULTIROOM NOFACING INDOORS
!PROP GARDEN MULTIROOM INDOORS
!PROP LANDING MULTIROOM INDOORS
!PROP STLONDON MAYBETAXI SELLER NOFACING
!PROP TAXIRANK MAYBETAXI SELLER
!PROP STATION MAYBETAXI SELLER LIGHT TOILET CLOCK
!PROP BUSSTOP MAYBETAXI SELLER
!PROP HILLTOP NOFACING
!PROP MORTLAKE MULTIROOM LIGHT
!PROP COMPCO LIGHT CLOCK NOFACING TOILET INDOORS
!PROP DBSTAT BARRED
!VAR VAR0 4
!VAR DIRTCOUNT 2
!VAR HOUSENO 5
!VAR POUNDS 10
!VAR PENCE 5
!VAR HOURS 14
!VAR MINUTES 20
!VAR TOILETIME 50
!VAR THIRSTIME 30
!END
/  PRELIMINIARY SECTION
/
/
!WELCOME WELCOMPR
!PRECOMMAND PREPROG
!POSTCOMMAND POSTPROG
/
/
!PROPERTY LIGHT 0
!PROPERTY INVIS 1
!PROPERTY HIDING 2
!PROPERTY VISITED 1
!PROPERTY DISORIENT 2
/
!PROPERTY NOTAKE 3
!PROPERTY TAKEN 4
!PROPERTY TREAS 5
!PROPERTY READ 6
!PROPERTY CUTTABLE 7
/
!PROPERTY MULTIROOM 3
!PROPERTY SELLER 4
!PROPERTY MAYBETAXI 5
!PROPERTY MOVING 6
!PROPERTY NOFACING 7
!PROPERTY TOILET 8
!PROPERTY CLOCK 9
!PROPERTY BARRED 10
!PROPERTY INDOORS 11
/
!DIRECTION U
!DIRECTION D
!DIRECTION N0
!DIRECTION S2
!DIRECTION E3
!DIRECTION W1
!DIRECTION I
!DIRECTION O
!DIRECTION L
!DIRECTION R
!DIRECTION F
!DIRECTION B
/
/
!SPECIAL ADSPEC
!SPECIAL ALLSPEC
!SPECIAL BATHSPEC
!SPECIAL BUSSPEC
!SPECIAL CRESCENTSPEC
!SPECIAL COOKERSPEC
!SPECIAL CLOCKSPEC
!SPECIAL DRINKSPEC
!SPECIAL DRUGSPEC
!SPECIAL DOORSPEC
!SPECIAL ENDSPEC
!SPECIAL FARESPEC
!SPECIAL FOODSPEC
!SPECIAL FRIDGESPEC
!SPECIAL HEADLSPEC
!SPECIAL HILLSPEC
!SPECIAL HOROSPEC
!SPECIAL HUMANSPEC
!SPECIAL HOUSESPEC
!SPECIAL LEFTSPEC
!SPECIAL LOOKSPEC
!SPECIAL MAGSPEC
!SPECIAL METERSPEC
!SPECIAL POLESPEC
!SPECIAL POLICESPEC
!SPECIAL PAYSPEC
!SPECIAL RIGHTSPEC
!SPECIAL RATSPEC
!SPECIAL ROADSPEC
!SPECIAL STARSPEC
!SPECIAL SHOPSPEC
!SPECIAL SHOWSPEC
!SPECIAL SINKSPEC
!SPECIAL STEREOSPEC
!SPECIAL TIMESPEC
!SPECIAL TAKESPEC
!SPECIAL TAXISPEC
!SPECIAL TOILETSPEC
!SPECIAL TIMETABSPEC
!SPECIAL WINDOWSPEC
!SPECIAL WASHSPEC
/
/
!VARIABLE VAR0
!VARIABLE VAR1
!VARIABLE VAR2
!VARIABLE VAR3
/
!VARIABLE JTIME
!VARIABLE POUNDS
!VARIABLE PENCE
!VARIABLE HOURS
!VARIABLE MINUTES
!VARIABLE HOUSENO
!VARIABLE FACING
!VARIABLE TAXILOC
!VARIABLE POLICECALL
!VARIABLE KNOCKCOUNT
!VARIABLE BADLUCK
!VARIABLE HUNGERTIME
!VARIABLE THIRSTIME
!VARIABLE TOILETIME
!VARIABLE WATCHSTOP
!VARIABLE WATCHLOST
!VARIABLE PASSWORD
!VARIABLE CUSTODY
!VARIABLE QUESTNO
!VARIABLE BUSNO
!VARIABLE BUSTIMES
!VARIABLE HEADACHE
!VARIABLE WALKDEST
!VARIABLE ESCAPETIME
!VARIABLE DIRTCOUNT
!VARIABLE LOOKCOUNT
!VARIABLE ENDGAME
/
!TEXTVAR
/
/
!OBJECT PLAYER HOLDING HOLDING HOLDING
!OBJECT BOGROLL BOGROLL1 BOGROLL2 BOGROLL2
!OBJECT COMPASS COMPM1 COMPM2 COMPM2
!OBJECT FENCE FENCEM1 FENCEM1 FENCEM1
!OBJECT TORCH TORCHM1 TORCHM2 TORCHM2
!OBJECT BATTERIES BATTERM1 BATTERM2 BATTERM2
!OBJECT CARD CARDM1 CARDM2 CARDM2
!OBJECT CASK CASKM1 CASKM2 CASKM2
!OBJECT NEWS NEWSM1 NEWSM2 NEWSM2
!OBJECT GLASS GLASSM1 GLASSM2 GLASSM2
!OBJECT MIRROR MIRRORM1 MIRRORM1 MIRRORM1
!OBJECT MONEY MONEYM1 MONEYM2 MONEYM2
!OBJECT NICKEL NICKELM1 NICKELM2 NICKELM3
!OBJECT WATCH WATCHM1 WATCHM2 WATCHM2
!OBJECT PAPER PAPERM1 PAPERM2 PAPERM2
!OBJECT MAP MAPM1 MAPM2 MAPM2
!OBJECT KEY KEYM1 KEYM2 KEYM2
!OBJECT TICKET TICKETM1 TICKETM2 TICKETM2
!OBJECT WHISTLE WHISTM1 WHISTM2 WHISTM2
!OBJECT ROD RODM1 RODM2 RODM2
!OBJECT INSPEC INSPECM NULL NULL
!OBJECT ASPIRIN ASPM1 ASPM2 ASPM2
!OBJECT PARACET PARAM1 PARAM2 PARAM2
!OBJECT PARCEL PARCELM1 PARCELM2 PARCELM2
!OBJECT SCISSORS SCISSM1 SCISSM2 SCISSM2
!OBJECT TAPE TAPEM1 TAPEM2 TAPEM2
!OBJECT CANNABIS CANNM1 CANNM2 CANNM2
!OBJECT DUMMYSTAR STARM1 ERROR ERROR
!OBJECT MATCHES MATCHM1 MATCHM2 MATCHM2
!OBJECT JOINT JOINTM1 JOINTM2 JOINTM2
!OBJECT DATER DATERM1 NULL NULL
/
/
!ROOM TRAIN1 TRAIN1M1 TRAIN1M2
!ROOM TRAIN2 TRAIN2M1 TRAIN2M2
!ROOM TRAIN3 TRAIN3M1 TRAIN3M2
!ROOM TRAINLOO TLOOM1 TLOOM2
!ROOM CHIPPING CHIPM1 CHIPM2
!ROOM PLATFORM PLATFRM1 PLATFRM2
!ROOM STATION STATION1 STATION2
!ROOM BUSSTOP BUSSTOP1 BUSSTOP2
!ROOM TAXIRANK TAXIR1 TAXIR2
!ROOM SHOP SHOPM1 SHOPM2
!ROOM TAXI TAXIM1 TAXIM2
!ROOM BUS BUSM1 BUSM2
!ROOM STLONDON STLONM1 STLONM2
!ROOM FOOTHILL FOOTM1 FOOTM2
!ROOM HILLTOP TOPM1 TOPM2
!ROOM JUNCT JUNCTM1 JUNCTM2
!ROOM HOUSENT HOUSENT1 HOUSENT2
!ROOM HALL1 HALL1M1 HALL1M2
!ROOM SITTING SITRM1 SITRM2
!ROOM BEDROOM BEDRM1 BEDRM2
!ROOM KITCHEN KITCHM1 KITCHM2
!ROOM BATHROOM BATHRM1 BATHRM2
!ROOM ATTIC ATTICM1 ATTICM2
!ROOM CELLAR CELLARM1 CELLARM2
!ROOM GARDEN GARDENM1 GARDENM2
!ROOM HALL2 HALL2M1 HALL2M2
!ROOM LANDING LANDM1 LANDM2
!ROOM COOKERTOP COOKERM1 COOKERM2
!ROOM MORTLAKE MORTM1 MORTM2
!ROOM COMPCO COMPCOM1 COMPCOM2
!ROOM DBSTAT STATM1 STATM2
!ROOM DBINIT INITM1 INITM2
/
/
!EXIT TRAIN1
 N0 TRAIN2
 S2 TRAIN3 CARRM
!EXIT TRAIN2
 N0 TRAIN3
 S2 TRAIN1
 E3 TRAIN2 LEAVE2TRAIN
 W1 PLATFORM LEAVETRAIN
 O  PLATFORM LEAVETRAIN
!EXIT TRAIN3
 I  TRAINLOO
 N0 TRAIN1 CARRP
 S2 TRAIN2
 W1 TRAINLOO
!EXIT TRAINLOO
 O  TRAIN3 FACING3
 E3 TRAIN3
!EXIT CHIPPING
 N0 CHIPPING CHIPP
 S2 CHIPPING CHIPM
 W1 CHIPPING CHIPGUARD
 I  TRAIN2 ENTERTRAIN
 E3 TRAIN2 ENTERTRAIN
!EXIT PLATFORM
 I  TRAIN2 ENTERTRAIN
 E3 TRAIN2 ENTERTRAIN
 S2 PLATFORM PLATM
 N0 PLATFORM PLATP
!EXIT STATION
 N0 BUSSTOP
 E3 TAXIRANK
 W1 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
 S2 STATION TICKBARR
!EXIT TAXIRANK
 I  TAXIRANK GETTAXI
 W1 STATION
 N0 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
 S2 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
 E3 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
!EXIT SHOP
 O  SHOP LEAVESHOP
!EXIT TAXI
 O  TAXI LEAVETAXI
 S2 TAXI LEAVETAXI
!EXIT BUS
 O  BUS LEAVEBUS
!EXIT BUSSTOP
 I  BUSSTOP GETBUS
 S2 STATION
 N0 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
 E3 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
 W1 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
!EXIT HOUSENT
 I  HOUSENT ENTERHOUSE
 N0 HOUSENT ENTERHOUSE
 E3 JUNCT
 W1 JUNCT HOUSEP
 S2 FOOTHILL
!EXIT FOOTHILL
 N0 HOUSENT
 S2 HILLTOP UPHILL
 U  HILLTOP UPHILL
 W1 FOOTHILL HILLP
 E3 FOOTHILL HILLM
!EXIT HILLTOP
 D  FOOTHILL FACING0
 N0 FOOTHILL DOWNHILL
 S2 FOOTHILL DOWNHILL
 W1 FOOTHILL DOWNHILL
 E3 FOOTHILL DOWNHILL
!EXIT JUNCT
 N0 STLONDON LOSTLONDON
 S2 FOOTHILL
 E3 HOUSENT HOUSEM
 W1 HOUSENT
!EXIT HALL1
 O  HOUSENT FACING2
 S2 HOUSENT
 U  LANDING FACING0
 N0 HALL2
 W1 SITTING SITTINGPROG
!EXIT KITCHEN
 O  GARDEN FACING0
 E3 HALL2 SCISSEYE
 N0 GARDEN
 S2 SITTING SITTINGPROG
!EXIT COOKERTOP
 D  COOKERTOP COOKERDOWN
!EXIT HALL2
 S2 HALL1
 W1 KITCHEN
 D  CELLAR CELLARDOWN
!EXIT SITTING
 E3 HALL1
 N0 KITCHEN
!EXIT CELLAR
 U  HALL2 CELLARUP
!EXIT LANDING
 U  ATTIC ATTICUP
 D  HALL1 FACING1
 N0 BEDROOM
 S2 BATHROOM
!EXIT BATHROOM
 O  LANDING RESINEYE
 N0 LANDING RESINEYE
!EXIT BEDROOM
 O  LANDING FACING2
 S2 LANDING
!EXIT ATTIC
 N0 ATTIC ATTICDIE
 S2 ATTIC ATTICDIE
 E3 ATTIC ATTICDIE
 W1 ATTIC ATTICDIE
 D  LANDING ATTICDOWN
!EXIT GARDEN
 I  KITCHEN FACING2
 S2 KITCHEN
!EXIT STLONDON
 N0 STLONDON WANDERPROG
 S2 STLONDON WANDERPROG
 E3 STLONDON WANDERPROG
 W1 STLONDON WANDERPROG
!EXIT MORTLAKE
 N0 MORTLAKE MORTP
 S2 MORTLAKE MORTM
 E3 MORTLAKE CROSSMORT
 W1 MORTLAKE ENTERMORT
 I  MORTLAKE ENTERMORT
!EXIT COMPCO
 O  COMPCO DONTGO
 I  COMPCO INWHAT
 N0 COMPCO WANDERCOMP
 S2 COMPCO WANDERCOMP
 E3 COMPCO WANDERCOMP
 W1 COMPCO WANDERCOMP
!EXIT DBSTAT
 N0 DBSTAT CIRCLEB
 S2 DBSTAT CIRCLEB
 E3 DBSTAT WALLB
 W1 DBINIT
!EXIT DBINIT
 E3 DBSTAT
/
/
!INSTRUCTIONS
/
/
WELCOMPR:
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 4
 GOSUB PASSCHECK
 LOAD V PASSWORD I 0
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 LOAD V VAR3 V HOUSENO
 SET MULTIROOM FOOTHILL
 SET LIGHT FOOTHILL
 SKIP4 UNLESS P TAKEN PLAYER
 SKIP2 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 4
 PRINT PASSBARR
 RETURN NEXTCOMM
 PRINTRET WARNMESS
 SET TAKEN PLAYER
 LOAD V VAR0 R 1
 SKIP3 IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 MOVE INSPEC WITH TO TRAIN1
 SET TAKEN INSPEC
 LOAD S INSPEC I 2
 PRINT WELCOMEM
 SKIP IF Q WELCOMEQ
 RETURN
 PRINTRET WELCOME2

PREPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W1SP MAGSPEC
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS P CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINT ERROR
 GO ENDPROG
 SKIP2 UNLESS P LIGHT MATCHES
 UNSET LIGHT MATCHES
 PRINT MATCHGONE
 SKIP UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 GO PREEND
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 4
 GO BARRPROG
 SKIP IF V HEADACHE LT 2
 ADD V HEADACHE I 1
 ADD V MINUTES I 1
 ADD V HUNGERTIME I 1
 ADD V THIRSTIME I 1
 ADD V TOILETIME I 1
 SKIP2 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 60
 ADD V HOURS I 1
 LOAD V MINUTES I 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (ROD)R EQ (WATCH)R
 SKIP UNLESS H WATCH PLAYER
 SKIP2 UNLESS P INVIS ROD
 SKIP IF R (WATCH)R EQ HILLTOP
 SKIP IF V WATCHSTOP LT 2
 ADD V WATCHLOST I 1

PREPRG2:
 SKIP UNLESS M W1SP PAYSPEC
 GO PREPRG3
 SKIP3 UNLESS S TAXI EQ 5
 PRINT DRIVERANGRY
 LOAD S TAXI I 6
 GO PREPRG3
 SKIP IF S TAXI EQ 3
 GO PREPRG3
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 3
 LOAD S TAXI I 7
 PRINT TAXIPOLICE

PREPRG3:
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 2
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 3
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 SKIP IF V POLICECALL GT 10
 GO PREPRG4
 PRINT TROUBLEMAKER
 PRINT PRISONMESS
 GO ENDPROG

PREPRG4:
 SKIP UNLESS S COMPCO EQ 0
 RETURN
 SKIP UNLESS S COMPCO EQ 1
 GO PLAYADVEN
 SUB S COMPCO I 1
 PRINT TAPELOADING
 RETURN

POSTPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W1SP MAGSPEC
 RETURN
 SKIP UNLESS P CUTTABLE PLAYER
 GO ENDPROG
 SKIP UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 GO POSTEND
 SKIP IF P NOFACING (PLAYER)R
 LOAD S (PLAYER)R V FACING
 SKIP UNLESS P MULTIROOM (PLAYER)R
 SKIP IF M MOVED
 GO POSTPRG2
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)R
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
POST01:
 SKIP UNLESS R (VAR0)O EQ PLAYER
 GO POST02
 LOAD V VAR1 S (VAR0)O
 SUB V VAR1 V HOUSENO
 SKIP2 UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 0
 UNSET INVIS (VAR0)O
 GO POST02
 SET INVIS (VAR0)O
POST02:
 ADD V VAR0 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO POSTPRG2
 GO POST01

POSTPRG2:
 SKIP IF S TAXI EQ 1
 GO POSTPRG3
 SUB V JTIME I 1
 SKIP IF V JTIME EQ 0
 GO POSTPRG3
 LOAD S TAXI I 2
 PRINT TAXISTOP
 SKIP UNLESS R (TAXILOC)R EQ JUNCT
 PRINT TAXIJUNCT

/ Timecheck
POSTPRG3:
 SKIP IF V HOURS EQ 14
 GO T1500
 SKIP UNLESS V MINUTES GT 49
 GO T1450
 GOSUB INSPECPROG
 SKIP UNLESS P CUTTABLE PLAYER
 GO ENDPROG
 SKIP3 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 30
 PRINT CHIPSTOP
 UNSET MOVING TRAIN2
 GO POSTPRG4
 SKIP IF V MINUTES EQ 35
 GO TN1435
 SET MOVING TRAIN2
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ CHIPPING
 PRINT CHIPDIE
 GO ENDPROG
 PRINT CHIPSTART
 GO POSTPRG4
TN1435:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 45
 LOAD V HEADACHE I 1
 PRINT TRAINSLOWING
T1450:
 SKIP IF V MINUTES EQ 50
 GO POSTPRG4
 UNSET MOVING TRAIN2
 PRINT TRAINSTOPPED
 GO POSTPRG4
T1500:
 SKIP4 IF V HOURS GT 15
 SKIP2 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 30
 SKIP UNLESS V WATCHSTOP EQ 0
 LOAD V WATCHSTOP I 2
 GO POSTPRG4
T1600:
 SKIP IF V HOURS EQ 16
 GO T1700
 SKIP IF M LIGHT
 GO T1649
 SKIP2 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 17
 PRINT DARK0
 GO POSTPRG4
 SKIP2 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 32
 PRINT DARK1
 GO POSTPRG4
 SKIP2 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 47
 PRINT DARK2
 GO POSTPRG4
T1649:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 50
 SET READ TORCH
 UNSET LIGHT PLAYER
 PRINT DARK3
 GO POSTPRG4
T1700:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 30
 SET BARRED SHOP
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 PRINT SHOPCLOSING
 SKIP3 UNLESS V HOURS EQ 24
 PRINT MIDNIGHT
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 GO ENDPROG

POSTPRG4:
 SKIP UNLESS V HEADACHE EQ 1
 PRINT ACHEHEAD
 SKIP2 UNLESS V HEADACHE EQ 50
 PRINT LIVERDIE
 GO ENDPROG
 SKIP UNLESS V HUNGERTIME GT 100
 PRINT HUNGRYMESS
 SKIP UNLESS V THIRSTIME GT 100
 PRINT THIRSTMESS
 SKIP UNLESS V TOILETIME GT 100
 PRINT TOILETMESS

POSTPRG5:
 SKIP UNLESS V ESCAPETIME EQ 0
 GO ESCAPED
 SUB V ESCAPETIME I 1
 SKIP4 UNLESS V ESCAPETIME EQ 0
 SKIP3 UNLESS P INDOORS (PLAYER)R
 PRINT INDOORSNICK
 GOSUB PRISONPROG
 GO ENDPROG
ESCAPED:
 SKIP4 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 3
 SKIP2 UNLESS M MOVED
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 0
 GO POSTPRG6
 GO NICKED
 SKIP IF V CUSTODY EQ 1
 GO POSTPRG6
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 0
 ADD V POLICECALL I 10
 PRINTRET POLICEBUS
 SKIP3 UNLESS M MOVED
 PRINT POLICEMOVE
 GOSUB PRISONPROG
 GO ENDPROG
 LOAD V VAR0 V QUESTNO
 PRINT POLICEQ VAR0
 SKIP4 IF V VAR0 EQ 4
 ASKANY NULL
 ADD V QUESTNO I 1
 PRINT POLICEA VAR0
 GO POSTPRG6
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 11
 LOAD V QUESTNO I 0
 SKIP3 UNLESS Q NULL
 PRINT ARRESTED
 PRINT PRISONMESS
 GO ENDPROG
 SKIP4 IF H JOINT PLAYER
 SKIP3 IF H KEY PLAYER
 SKIP2 IF H CANNABIS PLAYER
 PRINT SEARCHOK
 GO POSTPRG6
 PRINT SEARCHNOTOK
 GOSUB PRISONPROG
 GO ENDPROG

POSTPRG6:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 11
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 0
 GO POSTPRG7
 SKIP2 UNLESS P MAYBETAXI (PLAYER)R
 SKIP IF V POLICECALL EQ 0
 SKIP IF V CUSTODY EQ 0
 GO POSTPRG7
 LOAD V VAR0 I 10
 SUB V VAR0 V POLICECALL
 SKIP IF V VAR0 GT 0
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 MULT V VAR0 I 10
 LOAD V VAR1 R 99
 SUB V VAR1 V VAR0
 SKIP IF V VAR1 GT 0
 GO POSTPRG7
NICKED:
 PRINT YOURENICKED
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 1

POSTPRG7:
 SKIP UNLESS S BUS EQ 5
 GO BUSCHECK
 SKIP4 UNLESS S BUS EQ 4
 LOAD S BUS I 5
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUSSTOP
 PRINT BUSGOES
 GO POSTPRG8
 SKIP3 IF S BUS GT 1
 ADD S BUS I 2
 PRINT BUSMOVES
 GO POSTPRG8
 SUB S BUS I 2
 PRINT BUSSTOPS
 GO POSTPRG8
BUSCHECK:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BUSSTOP
 GO POSTPRG8
 SKIP3 UNLESS V BUSTIMES EQ 1
 SKIP IF V MINUTES EQ 53
 SKIP UNLESS V MINUTES EQ 23
 GO SPECBUS
 SKIP UNLESS M MOVED
 GO POSTPRG8
 SKIP3 IF V MINUTES EQ 52
 SKIP2 IF V MINUTES EQ 22
 LOAD V VAR0 R 7
 SKIP IF V VAR0 LT 4
 GO POSTPRG8
 ADD V VAR0 I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 R 3
 MULT V VAR0 I 15
 MULT V VAR1 I 7
 ADD V VAR0 V VAR1
 LOAD V BUSNO V VAR0
 LOAD S BUS I 4
 PRINT BUSCOMES
 GO POSTPRG8
SPECBUS:
 LOAD S BUS I 4
 LOAD V BUSNO I 100
 PRINT BUS100

POSTPRG8:
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 5
 GO POSTPRG9
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ HALL2
 PRINT RAT0SCRATCH
 GO POSTPRG9
 SKIP UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 4
 GO POSTPRG9
 SKIP2 UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 0
 SKIP IF M W1DI
 SKIP4 IF M LIGHT
 LOAD S CELLAR R 2
 ADD S CELLAR I 1
 PRINT RAT1SCRATCH
 GO POSTPRG9
 DESCRIBE WITH

POSTPRG9:
 SKIP IF V KNOCKCOUNT EQ 0
 GOSUB KNOCKSUB
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 GO POSTPR10
 LOAD V VAR3 V HOUSENO
 SKIP IF M W1SP LOOKSPEC
 LOAD V LOOKCOUNT I 0
 SKIP UNLESS M W1DI
 DESCRIBE WITH

POSTPR10:
 RETURN

PREEND:
 SKIP4 IF M W1SP ENDSPEC
 SKIP3 IF M W1SP LOOKSPEC
 SKIP2 IF M W1SP TAKESPEC
 PRINT DONTUNDER
 RETURN NEXTCOMM
 PRINTRET LIGHTFLASH

POSTEND:
 RETURN

AMNESPROG:
 SKIP IF Q AMNESQ
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 PRINT AMNESDIE
 GO ENDPROG

ASKPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 PRINTRET ASKPOLICE
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLICESPEC
 GO CALLPROG
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 PRINTRET ASKTAXI
 SKIP4 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 SKIP IF Q ASKBUY
 PRINTRET ASKMESS
 ASKANY BUYWHAT
 GO BUYPROG
 PRINTRET ASKMESS

ATTICDIE:
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET ATTICDEATH

ATTICDOWN:
 LOAD S ATTIC I 0
 LOAD V FACING I 2
 RETURN

ATTICUP:
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 4
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS S ATTIC EQ 2
 PRINT STAIRSBLOCK
 RETURN ABORT
 SKIP IF P TAKEN NICKEL
 LOAD S ATTIC I 1
 RETURN

BARRPROG:
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W1SP PAYSPEC
 PRINT PAYCOLLECTOR
 GO UNSHOWN
 SKIP UNLESS M W1SP SHOWSPEC
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 GO UNSHOWN
 SKIP2 IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINT NOTHOLDING
 GO UNSHOWN
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ TICKET
 PRINT SHOWNTICKET
 GO SHOWN
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ PAPER
 PRINT SHOWNPAPER
 GO SHOWN
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ MONEY
 PRINT PAYCOLLECTOR
UNSHOWN:
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 2
 PRINT NOTSHOWNTICKET
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO STATION
 RETURN NEXTCOMM
SHOWN:
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO STATION
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 0
 RETURN NEXTCOMM

BLOWPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ WHISTLE
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 PRINT BLOWHISTLE
 SKIP2 IF P INDOORS (PLAYER)R
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 RETURN
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 1
 SKIP IF R (MIRROR)R EQ (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET RATTLEWHISTLE
 LOAD S GLASS V HOUSENO
 MOVE MIRROR WITH DESTROY
 MOVE GLASS WITH TO (PLAYER)R
 LOAD V BADLUCK I 7
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 SET BARRED BEDROOM
 PRINTRET BROKEMIRROR

BREAKPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLESPEC
 GO GETPOLE
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP WINDOWSPEC
 PRINTRET BREAKWINDOW
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET NOBREAK
 SKIP4 UNLESS R ()O EQ MIRROR
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 1
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ (MIRROR)R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINTRET BREAKMIRROR
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS P CUTTABLE ()O
 PRINTRET BREAKPAPER
 SKIP4 IF M W2SP DRUGSPEC
 SKIP3 IF R ()O EQ COMPASS
 SKIP2 IF R ()O EQ WATCH
 SKIP  IF R ()O EQ TAPE
 PRINTRET NOBREAKTHAT
 MOVE ()O WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET BROKEOBJ

BRIBEPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 ASK WHOMMESS
 GOSUB HUMANCHECK
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR3 EQ 2
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR3 EQ 0
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLICESPEC
 LOAD V VAR3 I 0
 ASKANY BRIBEQ
 SKIP IF V VAR3 EQ 0
 PRINTRET BRIBEHUMAN
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET BRIBEPOLICE

BURNPROG:
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 GOSUB LIGHTMATCH
 SKIP IF P CUTTABLE ()O
 PRINTRET NOBURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS H ()O PLAYER
 PRINT BURNSELF
 ADD V DIRTCOUNT I 2
 MOVE ()O WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET BURNOBJ

BUYPROG:
 SKIP IF H MONEY PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOMONEY
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP DRINKSPEC
 GO BUYDRINK
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FOODSPEC
 GO BUYFOOD
 SKIP3 IF M W2OB
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 GOSUB ENTERSHOP
 PRINTRET NOTSTOCKED
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ MONEY
 PRINTRET YOUJOKE
 SKIP UNLESS H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET ALRGOTONE
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ TICKET
 GO NOTTICKET
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 GO BUYBALL
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 GO PAYBUS
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ STATION
 GO BUYTICKET
 GOSUB INSPCHECK
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET NOBUYTICKET
 PRINT INSPECPAY
 GO PAY2INSPEC
NOTTICKET:
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ NEWS
 SKIP  UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ STLONDON
 GO BUYTICKET
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 GOSUB ENTERSHOP
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP DRUGSPEC
 GOSUB BUYDRUGSUB
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ SHOP
 PRINTRET NOTSTOCKED
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN ()O
 PRINTRET NOTOWNEDSHOP
BUYTICKET:
 GOSUB CASHSUB
 PRINT CASHMESS
 GOSUB PRICESUB
 PRINT PRICEMESS
 SKIP IF Q STILLBUY
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 SET TAKEN ()O
 UNSET INVIS ()O
 MOVE ()O WITH TO PLAYER
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ NEWS
 PRINT NEWSWHICH
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ STATION
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ TICKET
 PRINTRET BOUGHTTICKET
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ STLONDON
 PRINTRET BOUGHTM
 PRINTRET BOUGHTNEWS

BUYBALL:
 PRINT BUYBALLQ
 GOSUB CASHSUB
 PRINT CASHMESS
 SKIP IF Q STILLBUY
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 50
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 11
 LOAD V QUESTNO I 0
 PRINTRET BOUGHTBALL

BUYDRUGSUB:
 SKIP IF P TAKEN ASPIRIN
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN PARACET
 RETURN
 SKIP IF Q ASPJUNGQ
 PRINT ASPJUNGA
ASPARAQ:
 ASK ASPARACET
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP DRUGSPEC
 RETURN
 PRINT ANSWERQ
 GO ASPARAQ

BUYDRINK:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 GOSUB ENTERSHOP
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 45
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 LOAD V THIRSTIME I 0
 PRINTRET BOUGHTDRINK

BUYFOOD:
 SKIP IF P SELLER (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOSELLER
 GOSUB CASHSUB
 SKIP IF Q BUYFOODQ
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 I 35
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 LOAD V HUNGERTIME I 0
 PRINTRET BOUGHTFOOD

CALLPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 GO GETTAXI
 SKIP IF M W2SP POLICESPEC
 PRINTRET SPEAKMESS
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 PRINTRET ALRPOLICE
 SKIP UNLESS P INDOORS (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOPOLICE
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 1
 PRINTRET CALLEDPOLICE

CASHSUB:
 LOAD V VAR0 V POUNDS
 LOAD V VAR1 V PENCE
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 LT 10
 TEXT MONEY01 WITH
 RETURN
 TEXT MONEY010 WITH
 RETURN

CARRM:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 1
 PRINT ENDTRAIN
 RETURN ABORT
 SUB V HOUSENO I 1
 PRINTRET CARRCHANGE

CARRP:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 8
 PRINT FRONTRAIN
 RETURN ABORT
 ADD V HOUSENO I 1
 PRINTRET CARRCHANGE

CATCHPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP BUSSPEC
 GO GETBUS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 GO GETTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP RATSPEC
 GO GETRAT
 PRINTRET CATCHMESS

CELLARDOWN:
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 5
 RETURN
 UNSET LIGHT PLAYER
 SKIP3 IF P TAKEN CASK
 UNSET NOFACING CELLAR
 LOAD V FACING R 2
 ADD V FACING I 1
 SKIP IF P VISITED CELLAR
 PRINTRET CELLAR0DARK
 PRINTRET CELLAR1DARK

CELLARUP:
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 5
 RETURN
 SET NOFACING CELLAR
 LOAD S CELLAR I 4
 SKIP IF P READ TORCH
 SET LIGHT PLAYER
 SKIP UNLESS H CASK PLAYER
 SKIP IF V BADLUCK GT 0
 RETURN
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 MOVE CASK WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET CASKOUCH VAR0

CHIPM:
 SKIP2 IF V HOUSENO EQ 1
 SUB V HOUSENO I 1
 PRINTRET CHIP2GUARD
 PRINT ENDPLATFORM
 PRINTRET CHIP2GUARD

CHIPP:
 SKIP2 IF V HOUSENO EQ 8
 ADD V HOUSENO I 1
 PRINTRET CHIP2GUARD
 PRINT ENDPLATFORM
 PRINTRET CHIP2GUARD

CHIPGUARD:
 PRINTRET CHIP1GUARD

CIRCLEB:
 PRINTRET CIRCBMESS

CLIMBPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ COOKERTOP
 PRINTRET ALRCLIMBED
 SKIP4 IF M W2EX
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR U
 SKIP UNLESS M MOVED
 RETURN
 ASK CLIMBWHAT
 SKIP UNLESS M W2DI
 RETURN RETRY IGNORE MAY ANY
 SKIP3 IF M W2OB
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SPX
 GO CLIMBSPEC
 PRINTRET NOCLIMB
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ ()R
 SKIP UNLESS P INVIS ()O
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ FENCE
 MOVE FENCE WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET CLIMBFENCE
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ DATER
 PRINTRET CLIMBDATER
 PRINTRET CLIMBOBJ
CLIMBSPEC:
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2SP HILLSPEC
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ FOOTHILL
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR U
 RETURN
 PRINTRET NOCLIMBHILL
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP POLESPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINTRET CLIMBPOLE
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP TOILETSPEC
 SKIP IF P TOILET (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOTOILET
 PRINTRET NOCLIMBTOILET
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BATHROOM
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP BATHSPEC
 PRINTRET CLIMBSINK
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ KITCHEN
 PRINTRET NOTHNGCLIMB
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP COOKERSPEC
 GO CLIMBCOOKER
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FRIDGESPEC
 GO CLIMBFRIDGE
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP SINKSPEC
 PRINTRET CLIMBSINK
 PRINTRET NOCLIMB

CLIMBCOOKER:
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO COOKERTOP
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 ADD S COOKERTOP I 2
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 SKIP2 IF P TAKEN SCISSORS
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 2
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 PRINTRET CLIMBCOKER VAR0

CLIMBFRIDGE:
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO COOKERTOP
 LOAD V FACING I 3
 ADD S COOKERTOP I 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 SKIP2 IF P TAKEN SCISSORS
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 2
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 PRINTRET CLIMBFIDGE VAR0

CLOSEPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FRIDGESPEC
 PRINTRET CLOSEFRIDGE
 SKIP IF M W2SP DOORSPEC
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN3
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAINLOO
 PRINTRET NOCLOSEDOOR
 PRINTRET CLOSEDOOR

COOKERDOWN:
 SKIP2 UNLESS S COOKERTOP LT 3
 LOAD S COOKERTOP I 0
 GO COOK0
 SKIP2 UNLESS S COOKERTOP LT 6
 LOAD S COOKERTOP I 3
 GO COOK0
 LOAD S COOKERTOP I 6
COOK0:
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO KITCHEN
 RESOLVE VAR0 (COOKERTOP)O
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 SKIP IF P TAKEN (VAR0)O
 RETURN ABORT
 LOAD V VAR1 V VAR0
COOK1:
 ADD V VAR1 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR1 (VAR1)O
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN (VAR0)O
 MOVE (VAR0)O WITH TO KITCHEN
 SKIP2 UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 0
 PRINT KNOCKOBJ
 RETURN ABORT
 LOAD V VAR0 V VAR1
 GO COOK1

COMPTEST:
 SKIP2 IF S HILLTOP EQ 4
 SKIP  UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 GO DOWN2HILL
 SKIP2 IF H COMPASS PLAYER
 PRINT NOCOMPASS
 RETURN LEAVE
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 SKIP2 UNLESS H ROD PLAYER
 PRINT CONFUSEDCOMP
 RETURN LEAVE
 PRINTRET ECCENTRIC

CROSSPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2SP ROADSPEC
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 ASK WHICHDIR
 RETURN RETRY IGNORE MUST DIR
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR E3
 RETURN

CROSSMORT:
 LOAD V VAR0 V LOOKCOUNT
 SKIP2 IF V LOOKCOUNT EQ 3
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET MORTDEATH VAR0
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 SKIP3 IF P SELLER MORTLAKE
 SET SELLER MORTLAKE
 ADD V HOUSENO I 1
 PRINTRET MORTCROSS
 UNSET SELLER MORTLAKE
 SUB V HOUSENO I 1
 PRINTRET MORTCROSS

CUTPROG:
 SKIP IF H SCISSORS PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOSCISSORS
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ MONEY
 LOAD V POUNDS I 0
 PRINTRET CUTMONEY
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ PARCEL
 MOVE PARCEL WITHOUT DESTROY
 PRINTRET OPENPARCEL
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ SCISSORS
 PRINTRET YOUJOKE
 SKIP4 IF R ()O EQ TAPE
 SKIP2 UNLESS P CUTTABLE ()O
 MOVE ()O WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET CUTOBJ
 PRINTRET NOCUT
 SKIP2 UNLESS H PARCEL PLAYER
 MOVE PARCEL WITHOUT DESTROY
 PRINTRET OPENPARCEL
 MOVE TAPE WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET CUTTAPE

DANCEPROG:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 PRINTRET DANCEMESS
 ADD V DIRTCOUNT I 1
 PRINTRET DANCEMUD

DONTGO:
 PRINTRET DONTGOMESS

DOWNHILL:
 SKIP2 UNLESS S HILLTOP EQ 4
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 RETURN
 MULT V FACING I 2
 ADD V FACING S BOGROLL
 SKIP IF V FACING LT 8
 SUB V FACING I 8
 LOAD V HOUSENO V FACING
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 RETURN

DOWN2HILL:
 ADD V VAR0 S BOGROLL
 SKIP IF V VAR0 LT 8
 SUB V VAR0 I 8
 LOAD V HOUSENO V VAR0
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO FOOTHILL
 PRINT BOGROLLDOWN
 RETURN LEAVE

DRINKPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2EX
 SKIP IF M W2SP DRINKSPEC
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP IF H CASK PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 PRINTRET WHOLECASK
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAINLOO
 PRINTRET DONTDRINK
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BATHROOM
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ KITCHEN
 LOAD V THIRSTIME I 0
 PRINTRET DRANK
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ COMPCO
 LOAD V THIRSTIME I 0
 PRINTRET DRINKCOMPCO
 PRINTRET NODRINKHERE

DROPSUB:
/check if contained
 RESOLVE VAR1 (VAR0)O
 ADD V VAR1 I 1280
 RESOLVE VAR1 (VAR1)O
 SKIP2 IF R (VAR1)O EQ PLAYER
 LOAD V VAR1 I 1
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 PRINT DROPPOLICE
 RETURN LEAVE
 LOAD V VAR1 I 0
 SKIP4 UNLESS R (VAR0)O EQ TORCH
 LOAD V FACING R 2
 ADD V FACING I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 I 2
 PRINT DROPTORCH
 MOVE (VAR0)O WITH TO (PLAYER)R
 SKIP UNLESS P MULTIROOM (PLAYER)R
 LOAD S (VAR0)O V HOUSENO
 RETURN

/ Main DROP program.
DROPPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
/ Command decoding section.
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 GO DROPFIRST
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP ALLSPEC
 GO DROPALL
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TAKESPEC
 PRINTRET YOUJOKE
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT
/ Now check he has the object.
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
/ And drop it.
 RESOLVE VAR0 ()O
 GOSUB DROPSUB
DROPMESS:
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 0
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 1
 PRINTRET CONTAINED
 RETURN

/ Drop the first object
DROPFIRST:
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)D
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET NOTHELD
 GOSUB DROPSUB
 GO DROPMESS

/ Drop all objects
/VAR3 holds count
DROPALL:
 LOAD V VAR3 I 0
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)D
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET NOTHELD
DROPA1:
 GOSUB DROPSUB
 ADD V VAR3 I 1
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)D
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO DROPA1
 PRINTRET DROPOBJ1 VAR3

EATPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2EX
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FOODSPEC
 GO EATFOOD
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP DRUGSPEC
 GO EATDRUGS
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ CANNABIS
 LOAD V HUNGERTIME I 0
 MOVE CANNABIS WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET EATCANNABIS
 SKIP2 UNLESS P CUTTABLE ()O
 MOVE ()O WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET EATPAPER
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ KEY
 MOVE KEY WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET EATKEY
 PRINTRET CANTDO

EATFOOD:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ KITCHEN
 PRINTRET NOFOOD
 LOAD V HUNGERTIME I 0
 PRINTRET EATENFOOD

EATDRUGS:
 PRINT EATTABLETS
 MOVE ()O WITH DESTROY
 SKIP2 UNLESS V HEADACHE EQ 1
 PRINT CUREHEAD
 LOAD V HEADACHE I 0
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ PARACET
 LOAD V HEADACHE I 2
 RETURN

ENTERMORT:
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 13
 PRINTRET MORTLOCKED
 PRINT MORTENTRY
 SKIP2 IF Q BROUGHTHEM
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET TAPELIEDIE
 SKIP2 IF H TAPE PLAYER
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTAPEDIE
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO COMPCO
 MOVE TAPE WITH DESTROY
 PRINT LOADTAPE
 LOAD S COMPCO I 5
 RETURN ABORT

ENTERPROG:
 SKIP2 IF M W2EX
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR I
 RETURN
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 GO GETTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP BUSSPEC
 GO GETBUS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP SHOPSPEC
 GO ENTERSHOP
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP HOUSESPEC
 GO ENTERHOUSE
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ DATER
 GO ENTERDATER
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR I
 RETURN

ENTERDATER:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ COMPCO
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS P BARRED DBSTAT
 PRINTRET DATERLOCKED
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 1
 SET BARRED DBSTAT
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO DBSTAT
 UNSET LIGHT PLAYER
 UNSET LIGHT TORCH
 LOAD V PASSWORD I 1
 PRINTRET ENTERDB

ENTERTRAIN:
 LOAD V FACING I 3
 PRINTRET ENTER1TRAIN

ENTERSHOP:
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 PRINTRET ALRINSHOP
 SKIP2 IF P SELLER (PLAYER)R
 PRINT NOSELLER
 RETURN LEAVE
 SKIP3 UNLESS P BARRED SHOP
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 PRINT SHOPSHUT
 RETURN LEAVE
 RESOLVE TAXILOC (PLAYER)R
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO SHOP
 SKIP2 IF R (TAXILOC)R EQ MORTLAKE
 PRINT SHOPENTER
 RETURN
 LOAD V HOUSENO I 39
 PRINT SHOPMORT
 RETURN

ENTERHOUSE:
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 GO ENTERMORT
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HOUSENT
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 SKIP IF H KEY PLAYER
 PRINTRET DOORLOCKED
 SKIP2 UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 7
 SKIP UNLESS P BARRED HALL1
 PRINTRET DOORCHAINED
 RESOLVE VAR0 (SITTING)R
 ADD V VAR0 V HOUSENO
 SKIP4 UNLESS P BARRED (VAR0)R
 LOAD V VAR0 V HOUSENO
 PRINT UNLOCKDOOR
 PRINT THATSHIM VAR0
 GO PRISONPROG
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 7
 GO ENTERH7
NOTRIP:
 SKIP UNLESS V KNOCKCOUNT GT 0
 PRINTRET KNOCKENTRY
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO HALL1
 PRINT UNLOCKDOOR
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 0
 PRINT HOUSEMPTY
 SKIP2 UNLESS P VISITED HALL1
 SKIP UNLESS M LIGHT
 PRINT HOUSESAME
 RETURN ABORT

ENTERH7:
 SKIP UNLESS V BADLUCK GT 0
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN PARCEL
 GO NOTRIP
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO HALL2
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 PRINT PARCELOUCH VAR0
 RETURN ABORT

FACING0:
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 RETURN

FACING1:
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 RETURN

FACING2:
 LOAD V FACING I 2
 RETURN

FACING3:
 LOAD V FACING I 3
 RETURN

FILLPROG:
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ TORCH
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF H TORCH PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 ASK WHATWITH
 GO INSERTPROG

FLUSHPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2SP TOILETSPEC
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF P TOILET (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAINLOO
 SKIP3 IF P MOVING TRAIN2
 PRINTRET FLUSHINSTATION
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BATHROOM
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 3
 PRINTRET FLUSHLOO
 SKIP3 UNLESS P TAKEN CANNABIS
 SKIP  UNLESS P CUTTABLE CANNABIS
 PRINTRET FLUSHM2
 PRINTRET FLUSHLOO
 SET TAKEN CANNABIS
 SKIP2 UNLESS V BADLUCK EQ 0
 MOVE CANNABIS WITH TO BATHROOM
 PRINTRET FLUSHM0
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 SET CUTTABLE CANNABIS
 PRINTRET FLUSHM1 VAR0

FORWARDPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V FACING EQ 0
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR N0
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS V FACING EQ 2
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR S2
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS V FACING EQ 1
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR W1
 RETURN
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR E3
 RETURN

BACKPROG:
 ADD V FACING I 2
FTEST:
 SKIP UNLESS V FACING GT 3
 SUB V FACING I 4
 GO FORWARDPROG

LEFTPROG:
 ADD V FACING I 1
 GO FTEST

RIGHTPROG:
 ADD V FACING I 3
 GO FTEST

GIVEPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP4 UNLESS R ()O EQ MONEY
 ASK WHOTO
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLICESPEC
 GO BRIBEPROG
 GO PAYPROG
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ (FENCE)R
 SKIP  UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 6
 GO SELLPROG
 SKIP3 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ CARD
 GO WAVECARD
 PRINTRET GIVEPOLICE
 PRINTRET GIVEMESS

GLOUCESTERPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 PRINTRET GLOUCMESS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP ROADSPEC
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3
 SKIP IF M W2SP CRESCENTSPEC
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT
 SKIP IF P READ PAPER
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 GO WAVEPAPER
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 PRINTRET GLOUCBUS
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3

HILLM:
 LOAD S FOOTHILL V FACING
 GOSUB HOUSEM
 RESOLVE VAR0 (FOOTHILL)O
 GOSUB POST01
 DESCRIBE WITH
 RETURN NEXTCOMM

HILLP:
 LOAD S FOOTHILL V FACING
 GOSUB HOUSEP
 RESOLVE VAR0 (FOOTHILL)O
 GOSUB POST01
 DESCRIBE WITH
 RETURN NEXTCOMM

HITPROG:
 GOSUB HUMANCHECK
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR3 EQ 2
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP2 IF V VAR3 EQ 0
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET HITHUMAN
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP RATSPEC
 SKIP IF S CELLAR EQ 0
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 GO WTGRORAT
 SKIP UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ MIRROR
 PRINTRET VIOLENCE
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 1
 SKIP IF R (MIRROR)R EQ (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINTRET BREAKMIRROR

HUMANCHECK:
 LOAD V VAR3 I 0
 SKIP4 IF M W2SP SHOPSPEC
 SKIP3 IF M W2SP POLICESPEC
 SKIP2 IF M W2SP HUMANSPEC
 SKIP  IF M W2SP BUSSPEC
 SKIP  UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 LOAD V VAR3 I 1
 SKIP IF V VAR3 EQ 1
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP POLICESPEC
 SKIP IF V CUSTODY EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR3 I 2
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP SHOPSPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 LOAD V VAR3 I 2
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP BUSSPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 LOAD V VAR3 I 2
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 LOAD V VAR3 I 2
 RETURN
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 RETURN
 SKIP4 UNLESS R ()O EQ FENCE
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ GARDEN
 SKIP UNLESS P INVIS FENCE
 LOAD V VAR3 I 2
 RETURN
 LOAD V VAR2 V HOUSENO
 SUB V VAR2 S INSPEC
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR2 EQ 0
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ (INSPEC)R
 LOAD V VAR3 I 2
 RETURN

HOUSEM:
 SUB V HOUSENO I 1
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO LT 0
 LOAD V HOUSENO I 7
 RETURN

HOUSEP:
 ADD V HOUSENO I 1
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 8
 LOAD V HOUSENO I 0
 RETURN

INSERTPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ KEY
 GO INSERTKEY
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ COMPCO
 SKIP UNLESS P CUTTABLE ()O
 GO INSERTCARD
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ BATTERIES
 SKIP IF R (TORCH)U EQ PLAYER
 PRINTRET CANTINSERT
 SKIP UNLESS R (BATTERIES)U EQ TORCH
 PRINTRET ALRINBAT
 MOVE BATTERIES WITH TO TORCH
 PRINTRET INSERTBATTERY

INSERTCARD:
 SKIP UNLESS P VISITED DBSTAT
 PRINTRET DATERBROKEN
 UNSET BARRED DBSTAT
 LOAD V VAR0 V HOURS
 LOAD V VAR1 V MINUTES
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 LT 10
 TEXT MONEY01 WITH
 PRINTRET DATEMESS
 TEXT MONEY010 WITH
 PRINTRET DATEMESS

INSERTKEY:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HOUSENT
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR I
 RETURN
 PRINTRET CANTINSERT

INSPECPROG:
 SKIP4 UNLESS P HIDING INSPEC
 SKIP IF H TICKET PLAYER
 GO TICK1PLEASE
 SET INVIS INSPEC
 RETURN
 GOSUB INSPCHECK
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO TICK0PLEASE
 RESOLVE VAR1 (TRAIN1)R
 RESOLVE VAR3 (TRAIN3)R
 SKIP2 UNLESS P TAKEN INSPEC
 LOAD V VAR1 V VAR3
 RESOLVE VAR3 (TRAIN1)R
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (INSPEC)R EQ (VAR3)R
 MOVE INSPEC WITH TO TRAIN2
 GO INSPMOVED
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (INSPEC)R EQ TRAIN2
 MOVE INSPEC WITH TO (VAR1)R
 GO INSPMOVED
 ADD S INSPEC I 1
 SKIP IF P TAKEN INSPEC
 SUB S INSPEC I 2
 MOVE INSPEC WITH TO (VAR3)R
INSPMOVED:
 GOSUB INSPCHECK
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO TICK0PLEASE
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 0
 RETURN
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAINLOO
 PRINTRET INSPLOO
 MULT V VAR0 V VAR0
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 4
 PRINTRET INSPOTHEREND
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN2
 PRINTRET INSPCENTRE
 SKIP IF P TAKEN INSPEC
 PRINTRET INSPT2
 PRINTRET INSPT1

INSPCHECK:
 LOAD V VAR1 I 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ CHIPPING
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 RETURN
 LOAD V VAR0 S INSPEC
 SUB V VAR0 V HOUSENO
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 RETURN
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)R
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAINLOO
 SUB V VAR0 I 1
 RESOLVE VAR1 (INSPEC)R
 SUB V VAR0 V VAR1
 RETURN

TICK0PLEASE:
 SET HIDING INSPEC
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAINLOO
 SKIP UNLESS M MOVED
 PRINTRET TICKET2LOO
 PRINTRET TICKETLOO
 PRINTRET TICKETPLEASE

TICK1PLEASE:
 SKIP2 UNLESS M MOVED
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET TICKETMOVE
 SKIP IF V MINUTES EQ 47
 PRINTRET TICKET2PLEASE
 SKIP2 UNLESS Q TICKETBUY
 SKIP3 IF H MONEY PLAYER
 PRINT NOMONEY
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET TICKETDIE
 GO PAY2INSPEC

INVPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 4
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 SKIP IF E (PLAYER)D
 PRINTRET NOTHELD
 SKIP UNLESS H MONEY PLAYER
 GOSUB CASHSUB
 SKIP2 UNLESS P LIGHT PLAYER
 DESCRIBE WITH PLAYER
 RETURN
 SET LIGHT PLAYER
 DESCRIBE WITH PLAYER
 UNSET LIGHT PLAYER
 RETURN

INWHAT:
 PRINTRET INWHATMESS

JUMPPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2DI
 RETURN RETRY IGNORE MAY ANY
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ COOKERTOP
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR D
 RETURN
 PRINTRET JUMPMESS

KILLPROG:
 GOSUB HUMANCHECK
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR3 EQ 2
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP2 IF V VAR3 EQ 0
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET KILLHUMAN
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP RATSPEC
 GO KILLRAT
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TIMESPEC
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 PRINTRET KILLMESS

KILLRAT:
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ CELLAR
 SKIP  UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 0
 SKIP  IF V HOUSENO EQ 5
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP3 UNLESS Q BAREHANDS
WTGRORAT:
 LOAD V FACING R 2
 ADD V FACING I 1
 PRINTRET RATESCAPES
 ASK WHATWITH
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ TORCH
 GO WTGRORAT
 SKIP2 UNLESS P CUTTABLE ()O
 PRINT HANDSBETTER
 GO WTGRORAT
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET RATDIE

KNOCKPROG:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HALL1
 SKIP4 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ KITCHEN
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 0
 PRINTRET KNOCK0
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 PRINTRET KNOCKSITTING
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 13
 PRINTRET KNOCKDOOR
 GO ENTERMORT
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HOUSENT
 PRINTRET KNOCK0
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 0
 PRINTRET KNOCKDOOR
 SKIP4 IF V KNOCKCOUNT GT 0
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 7
 SET BARRED HOUSENT
 LOAD V KNOCKCOUNT I 4
 PRINTRET KNOCKDOOR
 PRINTRET KNOCKTWICE

KNOCKSUB:
 SUB V KNOCKCOUNT I 1
 SKIP UNLESS V KNOCKCOUNT EQ 3
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ HOUSENT
 SKIP UNLESS M MOVED
 PRINT DOORSHUTS
 GO KNOCKRESET
 SKIP2 UNLESS V KNOCKCOUNT EQ 2
 SKIP UNLESS P BARRED HOUSENT
 SET BARRED HALL1
 SKIP3 UNLESS V KNOCKCOUNT EQ 2
 LOAD V KNOCKCOUNT I 0
 UNSET BARRED HOUSENT
 PRINTRET KNOCKWALK
 SKIP4 UNLESS V KNOCKCOUNT EQ 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS P BARRED HOUSENT
 UNSET BARRED HOUSENT
 UNSET BARRED HALL1
 PRINTRET DOORUNBARRED
 PRINTRET KNOCKSUSPECT
KNOCKRESET:
 LOAD V KNOCKCOUNT I 0
 ASKANY WHATWANT
 PRINT GOAWAY
 SKIP IF P BARRED HOUSENT
 RETURN
 UNSET BARRED HOUSENT
 SET BARRED HALL1
 PRINTRET DOORRECHAINED

LEAVEBUS:
 SKIP2 UNLESS S BUS GT 1
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET DEADBUS
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO STLONDON
 PRINT LEFTBUS
 SKIP2 IF S BUS EQ 1
 PRINT NOTPAIDBUS
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 LOAD S BUS I 5
 RETURN ABORT

LEAVESHOP:
 LOAD V VAR1 I 0
 LOAD V VAR2 I 0
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)D
THEFTCHECK:
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO LEAVE1
 SKIP2 IF P TAKEN (VAR0)O
 ADD V VAR1 I 1
 SET TAKEN (VAR0)O
 ADD V VAR0 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
 GO THEFTCHECK
LEAVE1:
 ADD V POLICECALL V VAR1
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO (TAXILOC)R
 RESOLVE VAR0 (SHOP)O
OBJCHECK:
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO LEAVE2
 LOAD V VAR3 V VAR0
 ADD V VAR3 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR3 (VAR3)O
 SKIP3 UNLESS P TAKEN (VAR0)O
 MOVE (VAR0)O WITH TO PLAYER
 ADD V VAR2 I 1
 GO OBJ2
 SET INVIS (VAR0)O
OBJ2:
 LOAD V VAR0 V VAR3
 GO OBJCHECK
LEAVE2:
 ADD V FACING I 2
 SKIP IF V FACING LT 4
 SUB V FACING I 4
 PRINT OBJTHRUST VAR2
 PRINT OBJSTOLEN VAR1
 RETURN ABORT

LEAVETAXI:
 SKIP2 UNLESS S TAXI EQ 1
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET DEADTAXI
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO (TAXILOC)R
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 PRINT LEFTTAXI
 SKIP2 UNLESS S TAXI EQ 2
 PRINT NOTPAIDTAXI
 LOAD S TAXI I 3
 SKIP2 UNLESS S TAXI EQ 4
 LOAD S TAXI I 5
 PRINT TAXIWAIT
 RETURN ABORT

LEAVETRAIN:
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 SKIP2 UNLESS P MOVING TRAIN2
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET DEADTRAIN
 SKIP4 IF V HOURS GT 14
 SKIP3 IF V MINUTES GT 36
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO CHIPPING
 PRINT CHIPARRIVE
 RETURN ABORT
 PRINTRET ONTOPLATFORM

LEAVE2TRAIN:
 LOAD V FACING I 3
 LOAD S TRAIN2 I 3
 LOAD V VAR0 R 2
 SKIP2 IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 SKIP IF Q LEAVEQTRAIN
 DESCRET WITH
 SKIP2 IF P MOVING TRAIN2
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET DEAD2TRAIN
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET DEADTRAIN

LIGHTPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 5
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ MATCHES
 GO LIGHTMATCH
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ TORCH
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 GO ONPROG

LIGHTMATCH:
 SKIP2 IF H MATCHES PLAYER
 PRINT NOMATCH
 RETURN LEAVE
 LOAD V VAR3 I 0
 SKIP2 IF M LIGHT
 LOAD V VAR3 I 1
 UNSET VISITED (PLAYER)R
 SET LIGHT MATCHES
 SKIP4 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ CELLAR
 PRINT LITMATCH
 SKIP IF V VAR3 EQ 0
 DESCRET WITH
 RETURN
 PRINT CELLARFIRE
 ASKANY NULL
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINT ARSONDIE
 RETURN LEAVE

LOOKPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 6
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 GO LOOKMORT
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2EX
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ CELLAR
 GO TURNPROG
 SKIP IF M W2SP LOOKSPEC
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT
LOOK2:
 UNSET VISITED (PLAYER)R
 SKIP UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 0
 RETURN
 SKIP IF R (GLASS)U EQ PLAYER
 DESCRET WITH
 SKIP UNLESS M LIGHT
 PRINT FOCALENGTH
 DESCRET WITH

LOOKMORT:
 SKIP2 IF M W2EX
 LOAD V VAR3 V HOUSENO
 GO LOOK2
 LOAD V FACING I 3
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP LEFTSPEC
 SKIP UNLESS V LOOKCOUNT EQ 1
 LOAD V LOOKCOUNT I 2
 PRINTRET LOOKMESS
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2SP RIGHTSPEC
 SKIP2 IF V LOOKCOUNT EQ 1
 SKIP IF V LOOKCOUNT EQ 3
 ADD V LOOKCOUNT I 1
 PRINTRET LOOKMESS
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT

LOSTLONDON:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V WALKDEST EQ 0
 RESOLVE WALKDEST (PLAYER)R
 LOAD V JTIME R 2
 ADD V JTIME I 2
 RETURN

LUCKPROG:
 SET BARRED (PLAYER)R
 SUB V BADLUCK I 1
 LOAD V VAR0 V BADLUCK
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 ADD V DIRTCOUNT I 1
 LOAD V ESCAPETIME I 5
 RETURN

/ Program to do Magic Move
MMPROG:
 SKIP IF E ()R
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO ()R
 SKIP2 UNLESS P MULTIROOM ()R
 LOAD V HOUSENO S ()O
 UNSET INVIS ()O
 RETURN

MORTM:
 SUB V HOUSENO I 2
 SKIP IF P SELLER MORTLAKE
 ADD V HOUSENO I 4
MORTCHECK:
 SKIP2 IF V HOUSENO LT 1
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO GT 40
 RETURN
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO STLONDON
 RETURN ABORT

MORTP:
 ADD V HOUSENO I 2
 SKIP IF P SELLER MORTLAKE
 SUB V HOUSENO I 4
 GO MORTCHECK

MORTPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP CRESCENTSPEC
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3
 SKIP IF M W2SP ROADSPEC
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT
 SKIP IF V BUSTIMES EQ 1
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 PRINTRET NOMORTAXI
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3
 SKIP IF V BUSNO EQ 100
 PRINTRET GLOUCBUS
 SKIP2 IF S BUS EQ 1
 SKIP IF S BUS EQ 3
 PRINTRET NOTPAIDYET
 ASKANY WHATNUMBER
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO MORTLAKE
 LOAD V HOUSENO I 22
 LOAD S BUS I 5
 PRINTRET MORTARRIVE

MUGPROG:
 GOSUB HUMANCHECK
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR3 EQ 2
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP IF V VAR3 EQ 1
 PRINTRET YOUJOKE
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET MUGDIE

NPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 7
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 GOSUB COMPTEST
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR N0
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 RETURN

SPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 8
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 LOAD V VAR0 I 4
 GOSUB COMPTEST
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR S2
 LOAD V FACING I 2
 RETURN

EPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 2
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 LOAD V VAR0 I 2
 GOSUB COMPTEST
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR E3
 LOAD V FACING I 3
 RETURN

WPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 11
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 LOAD V VAR0 I 6
 GOSUB COMPTEST
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR W1
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 RETURN

NEPROG:
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
DIAG:
 GOSUB COMPTEST
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR F
 RETURN

NWPROG:
 LOAD V VAR0 I 7
 GO DIAG

SEPROG:
 LOAD V VAR0 I 3
 GO DIAG

SWPROG:
 LOAD V VAR0 I 5
 GO DIAG

OFFPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR O
 RETURN
 SKIP IF H TORCH PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTORCH
 UNSET LIGHT TORCH
 SKIP UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 0
 LOAD V FACING R 3
 PRINTRET TORCHOFF

ONPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS S BUS EQ 4
 GO GETBUS
 SKIP IF H TORCH PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTORCH
 SKIP UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 PRINTRET TORCH2DARK
 SKIP UNLESS P LIGHT TORCH
 PRINTRET ALRONTORCH
 SKIP IF H BATTERIES TORCH
 PRINTRET TORCHDARK
 LOAD V VAR3 I 0
 SKIP2 IF M LIGHT
 LOAD V VAR3 I 1
 UNSET VISITED (PLAYER)R
 SET LIGHT TORCH
 PRINT TORCHON
 SKIP IF V VAR3 EQ 0
 SKIP UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 0
 RETURN
 DESCRET WITH

OPENPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP DOORSPEC
 GO OPENDR
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP WINDOWSPEC
 PRINTRET OPENWINDOW
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FRIDGESPEC
 PRINTRET OPENFRIDGE
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ DATER
 GO ENTERDATER
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ TORCH
 SKIP IF E (TORCH)D
 PRINTRET TORCHEMPTY
 PRINTRET TORCHBATTERY
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ CASK
 PRINTRET CASKBOUND
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ PARCEL
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF H SCISSORS PLAYER
 PRINTRET PARCELBOUND
 MOVE PARCEL WITHOUT DESTROY
 SET TAKEN TAPE
 PRINTRET OPENPARCEL

OPENDR:
 SKIP4 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN2
 SKIP UNLESS P MOVING TRAIN2
 PRINT DOORJERKS
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR O
 RETURN
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ HOUSENT
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR I
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR O
 RETURN
 PRINTRET OPENDOOR

PASSCHECK:
 ASK FIRSTLETTER
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2SP MAGSPEC
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP ADSPEC
 RETURN
 GO PASSERROR
 SKIP IF M W2RM
 GO PASSERROR
 RESOLVE PASSWORD ()R
 ADD V VAR0 V PASSWORD
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP IF M W2RM
 GO PASSERROR
 RESOLVE PASSWORD ()R
 ADD V VAR1 V PASSWORD
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP IF M W2RM
 GO PASSERROR
 RESOLVE PASSWORD ()R
 ADD V VAR2 V PASSWORD
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP IF M W2RM
 GO PASSERROR
 RESOLVE PASSWORD ()R
 ADD V VAR3 V PASSWORD
 SKIP4 UNLESS R (VAR0)R EQ TRAINLOO
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (VAR1)R EQ TRAINLOO
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (VAR2)R EQ TRAINLOO
 SKIP  UNLESS R (VAR3)R EQ TRAINLOO
 RETURN
PASSERROR:
 PRINT PASSWRONG
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DESTROY
 RETURN RETRY FINISH MAY ANY

PASSSET:
 PRINT PASSWIS
 LOAD V VAR0 R 3
 PRINT PASSVXYZ VAR0
 LOAD V VAR1 R 3
 PRINT PASSVXYZ VAR1
 LOAD V VAR2 R 3
 PRINT PASSVXYZ VAR2
 LOAD V VAR3 R 3
 PRINT PASSVXYZ VAR3
 RETURN

PAYPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2EX
 GO PAYSOMETHING
 SKIP IF S BUS GT 3
 GO PAYBUS
 SKIP2 IF S TAXI EQ 0
 SKIP IF S TAXI GT 5
 GO PAYTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 GO PAYSHOP
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN2
 SKIP UNLESS P MOVING (PLAYER)R
 GO PAYINSPEC
 PRINTRET NOBILL
PAYSOMETHING:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FARESPEC
 GO PAYFARE
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 GO PAYTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP BUSSPEC
 GO PAYBUS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP SHOPSPEC
 GO PAYSHOP
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ INSPEC
 GO PAYINSPEC
 PRINTRET CANTDO

PAYFARE:
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 GO PAYBUS
 SKIP IF S TAXI EQ 3
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 2
 GO PAYTAXI
 SKIP2 IF P TAKEN TICKET
 GOSUB INSPCHECK
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET NOBILL
 PRINT INSPECPAY
 GO PAY2INSPEC

PAYINSPEC:
 GOSUB INSPCHECK
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINT INSPECPAY
PAY2INSPEC:
 LOAD V VAR0 I 5
 LOAD V VAR1 I 10
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 SET TAKEN TICKET
 MOVE TICKET WITH TO PLAYER
 PRINTRET TICKETBOUGHT

PAYSHOP:
 ASK WHATFOR
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 GO BUYPROG

PAYBUS:
 SKIP UNLESS S BUS EQ 5
 PRINTRET NOBUSHERE
 SKIP UNLESS S BUS EQ 4
 PRINTRET NOTONBUS
 SKIP2 IF S BUS EQ 0
 SKIP IF S BUS EQ 2
 PRINTRET ALRPAID
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 40
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 ADD S BUS I 1
 PRINTRET PAIDBUS

PAYTAXI:
 SKIP IF S TAXI EQ 4
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 5
 GO TIPTAXI
 SKIP IF S TAXI LT 2
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI GT 5
 PRINTRET NOBILL
 GOSUB TAXIFARE
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 ADD S TAXI I 2
 PRINTRET PAIDTAXI

PAYSUB:
 LOAD V VAR2 V POUNDS
 LOAD V VAR3 V PENCE
 SUB V VAR3 V VAR1
 SKIP2 UNLESS V VAR3 LT 0
 ADD V VAR3 I 100
 SUB V VAR2 I 1
 SUB V VAR2 V VAR0
 SKIP2 UNLESS V VAR2 LT 0
 PRINT TOOPOOR
 RETURN LEAVE
 LOAD V PENCE V VAR3
 LOAD V POUNDS V VAR2
BROKECHECK:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V POUNDS EQ 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS V PENCE EQ 0
 MOVE MONEY WITH DESTROY
 PRINT BROKEMESS
 RETURN

PLATM:
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 1
 PRINTRET ENDPLATFORM
 LOAD S PLATFORM V FACING
 SUB V HOUSENO I 1
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLATFORM)O
 GOSUB POST01
 DESCRIBE WITH
 RETURN NEXTCOMM

PLATP:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 8
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 4
 PRINT PASSBARR
 RETURN NEXTCOMM
 LOAD S PLATFORM V FACING
 ADD V HOUSENO I 1
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLATFORM)O
 GOSUB POST01
 DESCRIBE WITH
 RETURN NEXTCOMM

PLAYADVEN:
 SKIP IF V ENDGAME EQ 2
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 10
 PRINT WELCEND
 ASK NULL
 SKIP UNLESS M W2RM
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ TRAINLOO
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 10
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP UNLESS M W2RM
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ TRAIN1
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 10
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP UNLESS M W2RM
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ TRAIN2
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 10
 ASK NEXTLETTER
 SKIP UNLESS M W2RM
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ TRAIN3
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 10
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 10
 PRINT ENDFAIL
 GO ENDPROG
 PRINT WELCOMEM
 ASKANY WELCOMEQ
 PRINT ENDSUCCEED
 RETURN RETRY FINISH MAY ANY

PLAYPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 PRINTRET PLAYHAHA
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ WHISTLE
 GO BLOWPROG
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP IF R ()U EQ PLAYER
 PRINTRET CONTAINED
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ TAPE
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SITTING
 PRINTRET NOPLAYHERE
 SKIP UNLESS P READ TAPE
 PRINTRET PLAY2TAPE
 SKIP3 IF V HOUSENO EQ 0
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 0
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 2
 PRINTRET STARTPLAY
 SET READ TAPE
 SKIP IF V BADLUCK GT 0
 PRINTRET PLAYTAPE
 MOVE TAPE WITH TO (PLAYER)R
 LOAD S TAPE V HOUSENO
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 PRINT TAPEOUCH VAR0
 DESCRET WITH TAPE

PRICESUB:
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ NEWS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 20
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ TICKET
 LOAD V VAR0 I 2
 LOAD V VAR1 I 60
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ MAP
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 I 20
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ COMPASS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 4
 LOAD V VAR1 I 25
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ TORCH
 LOAD V VAR0 I 2
 LOAD V VAR1 I 50
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ BATTERIES
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 75
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ ASPIRIN
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 65
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ PARACET
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 65
 GO PRICETEXT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ MATCHES
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 15
PRICETEXT:
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 LT 10
 TEXT MONEY01 WITH
 RETURN
 TEXT MONEY010 WITH
 RETURN

PRISONPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS Q MINDACCOMPANY
 PRINT ARRESTED
 PRINT PRISONMESS
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 RETURN ABORT

QUITPROG:
 SKIP IF Q QUITQUERY
 PRINTRET OKMESS
ENDPROG:
 GOSUB SCORESUB
 PRINT SCOR2MES
 SKIP UNLESS Q NEWGAMEQ
 RETURN RETRY RESTART MAY ANY
 PRINT WTGROYT
 RETURN RETRY FINISH MAY ANY

READPROG:
 SKIP3 IF M LIGHT
 SKIP UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ WATCH
 DESCRET WITH
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP HOROSPEC
 GO READHOROS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLESPEC
 GO READPOLE
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP ADSPEC
 GO READANAD
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP METERSPEC
 GO READMETER
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TIMESPEC
 GO READTIME
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP CLOCKSPEC
 GO READCLOCK
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP HEADLSPEC
 GO RDHEADLINE
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP TIMETABSPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BUSSTOP
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINTRET READTMTABLE
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET NOREAD
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ MAP
 GO READMAP
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ WATCH
 GO READWATCH
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ PAPER
 GO READPAPER
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ CARD
 PRINTRET READCARD
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ COMPASS
 GO READCOMPASS
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ TICKET
 PRINTRET READTICKET
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ NEWS
 SET READ NEWS
 LOAD V VAR0 R 7
 PRINTRET READNEWS VAR0
 PRINTRET NOREAD

RDHEADLINE:
 SKIP IF H NEWS PLAYER
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 LOAD V VAR0 R 8
 PRINTRET READHEADL VAR0

READANAD:
 SKIP UNLESS P READ NEWS
 SKIP3 IF H NEWS PLAYER
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ STLONDON
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 LOAD V VAR0 R 7
 PRINTRET READAD VAR0

READCOMPASS:
 GOSUB COMPTEST
 LOAD V VAR0 V FACING
 PRINTRET COMPNORTH VAR0

READCLOCK:
 SKIP IF P CLOCK (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOCLOCK
 LOAD V VAR0 V HOURS
 LOAD V VAR1 V MINUTES
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 LT 10
 TEXT TIME01 WITH
 PRINTRET CLOCKSAYS
 TEXT TIME010 WITH
 PRINTRET CLOCKSAYS
READHOROS:
 SKIP UNLESS P READ NEWS
 SKIP IF H NEWS PLAYER
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 LOAD V VAR0 V BADLUCK
 PRINTRET HOROSCOPE VAR0

READTIME:
 SKIP UNLESS R (WATCH)U EQ PLAYER
 GOSUB READWATCH
 SKIP UNLESS P CLOCK (PLAYER)R
 GO READCLOCK
 SKIP UNLESS R (WATCH)U EQ PLAYER
 RETURN
 PRINTRET NOTIMEPIECE

READMETER:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 0
 PRINTRET METERUNSET
 GOSUB TAXIFARE
 LOAD V VAR2 V JTIME
 MULT V VAR2 I 10
 SUB V VAR1 V VAR2
METER1:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V VAR1 LT 0
 ADD V VAR1 I 100
 SUB V VAR0 I 1
 GO METER1
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 LT 10
 TEXT MONEY01 WITH
 PRINTRET METERMESS
 TEXT MONEY010 WITH
 PRINTRET METERMESS

READMAP:
 SKIP IF S TAXI EQ 1
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BUS
 PRINTRET READMAPTAXI
 ASK WALKWHERE
 SKIP IF M W2RM
 PRINTRET NOTONMAP
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ ()R
 PRINTRET ALR1THERE
 SKIP3 IF V WALKDEST EQ 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()R EQ (WALKDEST)R
 SET READ MAP
 PRINTRET MAPREAD2
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ JUNCT
 GO NOTJUNCT
 SKIP IF P READ PAPER
 PRINTRET ADDRESS3
 RESOLVE WALKDEST (JUNCT)R
 LOAD V JTIME I 16
 SET READ MAP
 PRINTRET MAPREAD
NOTJUNCT:
 SKIP4 UNLESS R ()R EQ STATION
 RESOLVE WALKDEST (STATION)R
 LOAD V JTIME I 10
 SET READ MAP
 PRINTRET MAPREAD
 PRINTRET NOTONMAP

READPAPER:
 SET READ PAPER
 SKIP4 IF R (GLASS)U EQ PLAYER
 PRINT ADDRESS1
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 GO WAVEPAPER
 RETURN
 LOAD V BUSTIMES I 1
 PRINT ADDRESS2
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 GO WAVEPAPER
 RETURN

READPOLE:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP IF H GLASS PLAYER
 PRINTRET READ1POLE
 PRINTRET READ2POLE

READWATCH:
 SKIP IF M LIGHT
 PRINT LUMINOUS
 LOAD V VAR0 V HOURS
 LOAD V VAR1 V MINUTES
 SKIP IF V WATCHLOST GT 0
 GO READW2
 SUB V VAR1 V WATCHLOST
READW1:
 SKIP IF V VAR1 LT 0
 GO READW2
 ADD V VAR1 I 60
 SUB V VAR0 I 1
 GO READW1
READW2:
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 LT 10
 TEXT TIME01 WITH
 PRINTRET WATCHSAYS
 TEXT TIME010 WITH
 PRINTRET WATCHSAYS

RESINEYE:
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 3
 RETURN
 SKIP IF P TAKEN CANNABIS
 PRINTRET SEERESIN
 RETURN

RINGPROG:
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 13
 PRINTRET RINGBELL
 GO ENTERMORT
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HOUSENT
 PRINTRET NORINGHERE
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 PRINTRET RINGBELL

ROLLPROG:
 SKIP4 IF M W2EX
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 PRINTRET ROLLMESS
 ADD V DIRTCOUNT I 1
 PRINTRET ROLLINBOG
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ JOINT
 GO ROLLJOINT
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ BOGROLL
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 RESOLVE VAR0 (BOGROLL)O
 GOSUB DROPSUB
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 PRINTRET ROLLROLL
 MOVE BOGROLL WITH TO FOOTHILL
 LOAD S BOGROLL R 7
 PRINTRET THROWROLL

ROLLJOINT:
 SKIP UNLESS H JOINT PLAYER
 PRINTRET ALRGOTONE
 SKIP2 IF H CANNABIS PLAYER
 PRINT NODOPE
 RETURN LEAVE
 MOVE CANNABIS WITH DESTROY
 SET TAKEN JOINT
 MOVE JOINT WITH TO PLAYER
 PRINT ROLLEDJOINT
 SKIP IF V CUSTODY EQ 1
 RETURN
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET SMOKEDIE

RUNPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS V KNOCKCOUNT EQ 3
 LOAD V KNOCKCOUNT I 2
 SKIP3 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 0
 ADD V POLICECALL I 10
 PRINT RUNPOLICE
 RETURN RETRY IGNORE MAY ANY

SAVEPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ DBSTAT
 PRINTRET SAVESTAT
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ DBINIT
 GO SAVEINIT
 LOAD V VAR0 I 4
 SKIP2 IF V PASSWORD EQ 1
 SKIP2 UNLESS Q PASSWQ
 GOSUB PASSSET
 RETURN RETRY SAVE CANT
 LOAD V PASSWORD I 1
 PRINT PASSUNSET
 RETURN RETRY SAVE CANT

SAVENDPROG:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ DBSTAT
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ DBINIT
 PRINT SAVENDDB
 LOAD V VAR0 I 4
 SKIP UNLESS Q PASSWQ
 GOSUB PASSSET
 RETURN RETRY SAVEND CANT

SAVEINIT:
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 0
 SKIP3 IF V PASSWORD EQ 1
 SKIP2 UNLESS Q PASSWQ
 PRINT PASSEND
 LOAD V ENDGAME I 2
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO COMPCO
 PRINTRET SAVEDINIT

SCISSEYE:
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 2
 RETURN
 SKIP IF P TAKEN SCISSORS
 PRINTRET SEESCISS
 RETURN

SCOREPROG:
 SKIP IF H JOINT PLAYER
 SKIP UNLESS H CANNABIS PLAYER
 PRINTRET SCOREDOPE
 GOSUB SCORESUB
 PRINTRET SCOR1MES

SCORESUB:
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 SKIP IF P CUTTABLE PLAYER
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN ROD
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN NICKEL
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN CANNABIS
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN SCISSORS
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN CASK
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN PARCEL
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN TAPE
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS P READ TAPE
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP IF E (MIRROR)R
 ADD V VAR0 I 115
 SKIP IF S HILLTOP EQ 4
 ADD V VAR0 I 20
 SKIP IF V BUSTIMES EQ 0
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS V BUSNO EQ 100
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 8
 ADD V VAR0 I 5
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN MAP
 ADD V VAR0 I 2
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN TORCH
 ADD V VAR0 I 2
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN BATTERIES
 ADD V VAR0 I 2
 SKIP UNLESS V HEADACHE EQ 1
 SUB V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS V TOILETIME GT 100
 SUB V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS V HUNGERTIME GT 100
 SUB V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS V THIRSTIME GT 100
 SUB V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 SUB V VAR0 I 2
 SKIP UNLESS V WATCHLOST EQ 0
 ADD V VAR0 I 2
 SKIP IF V DIRTCOUNT GT 3
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 LOAD V VAR1 V BADLUCK
 MULT V VAR1 I 15
 SUB V VAR0 V VAR1
 SKIP UNLESS H MONEY PLAYER
 ADD V VAR0 V POUNDS
 SKIP UNLESS P VISITED CHIPPING
 ADD V VAR0 I 5
 SKIP UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 ADD V VAR0 I 10
 SKIP UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 2
 ADD V VAR0 I 20
 RETURN

SELLPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS R (FENCE)R EQ (PLAYER)R
 SKIP IF V HOUSENO EQ 6
 PRINTRET NOBUYER
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ KEY
 GO SELLKEY
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ MONEY
 PRINTRET YOUJOKE
 GOSUB SELLSUB
SELLQ:
 PRINT SELLQUERY VAR0
 SKIP IF Q NULL
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 SKIP2 UNLESS E (MONEY)R
 SKIP IF H MONEY PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOCHANGE
 MOVE ()O WITH TO FENCE
 SET INVIS ()O
 ADD V PENCE V VAR1
 SKIP2 IF V PENCE LT 100
 SUB V PENCE I 100
 ADD V POUNDS I 1
 ADD V POUNDS V VAR0
 SKIP IF H MONEY PLAYER
 MOVE MONEY WITH TO PLAYER
 PRINTRET SOLDM

SELLKEY:
 SKIP3 UNLESS V BADLUCK EQ 0
 LOAD V VAR0 I 10
 LOAD V VAR1 I 0
 GO SELLQ
 MOVE FENCE WITH DESTROY
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 PRINTRET MYKEY VAR0

SELLSUB:
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ WATCH
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 I 25
 RETURN
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ JOINT
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ CANNABIS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 4
 LOAD V VAR1 I 95
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ NICKEL
 LOAD V VAR0 I 2
 LOAD V VAR1 I 50
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ COMPASS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 I 50
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ SCISSORS
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 55
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ TORCH
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 LOAD V VAR1 I 10
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ TAPE
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 45
 RETURN
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ CASK
 LOAD V VAR0 I 3
 LOAD V VAR1 I 75
 RETURN
 PRINT WORTHLESS
 RETURN LEAVE

SETPPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 12
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 LOAD V PASSWORD I 0
 PRINTRET PASSNOWSET

SETPROG:
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP CLOCKSPEC
 SKIP UNLESS P CLOCK (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINTRET SETCLOCK
 SKIP UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ WATCH
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP IF P CLOCK (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOCLOCK
 SKIP IF M LIGHT
 DESCRET WITHOUT
 LOAD V WATCHLOST I 0
 PRINTRET SETWATCH

SEVENPROG:
 SKIP2 IF M W2EX
 PRINT SEVENMESS
 GO READTIME
 RETURN RETRY IGNORE MAY ANY

SHAKEPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 GO DANCEPROG
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLESPEC
 GO GETPOLE
 GO WAVEPROG

SHOPPROG:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 GO ENTERSHOP
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 1
 PRINTRET ALRKNOWADDRESS
 RESOLVE TAXILOC (STLONDON)R
 UNSET READ MAP
 LOAD V WALKDEST I 0
 LOAD V JTIME I 3
 LOAD S TAXI I 1
 PRINTRET TAXISTART

SITPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS P TOILET (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET SITLOO
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 PRINTRET SITTAXI
 SKIP3 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN1
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN2
 SKIP  IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN3
 PRINTRET SITMESS
 SKIP2 IF P VISITED TRAIN2
 SKIP IF P VISITED TRAIN3
 PRINTRET SITMESS
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TRAIN1
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 5
 PRINTRET SEATAKEN
 PRINTRET NOSEATS

SITTINGPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 0
 RETURN
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 LOAD V ESCAPETIME I 3
 SKIP UNLESS M LIGHT
 PRINTRET SITTINGMESS
 PRINTRET SITTING2MESS

SMOKEPROG:
 SKIP2 IF R ()O EQ CANNABIS
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ JOINT
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP2 IF H CANNABIS PLAYER
 SKIP IF H JOINT PLAYER
 PRINTRET NODOPE
 SKIP3 IF H JOINT PLAYER
 GOSUB ROLLJOINT
 SKIP UNLESS P CUTTABLE PLAYER
 RETURN
 GOSUB LIGHTMATCH
 SKIP2 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET SMOKEDIE
 MOVE JOINT WITH DESTROY
 LOAD V HUNGERTIME I 0
 PRINTRET SMOKEJOINT

STATIONPROG:
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 PRINT NOCOMPASS
 RETURN
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 1
 PRINTRET ALRKNOWADDRESS
 LOAD S TAXI I 1
 RESOLVE TAXILOC (STATION)R
 LOAD V JTIME I 10
 UNSET READ MAP
 LOAD V WALKDEST I 0
 PRINTRET TAXISTART

STEALPROG:
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ MONEY
 ASK WHOFROM
 GO MUGPROG
 SKIP IF P SELLER (PLAYER)R
 GO TAKEPROG
 SKIP3 IF M W2OB
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 GOSUB ENTERSHOP
 PRINTRET NOTSTOCKED
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ NEWS
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ STLONDON
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET STEALNEWSDIE
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 GOSUB ENTERSHOP
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ SHOP
 PRINTRET NOTSTOCKED
 SKIP UNLESS H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET ALRGOTONE
 UNSET INVIS ()O
 RESOLVE VAR0 ()O
 GOSUB TAKESUB
 PRINT GRABMESS
 SKIP2 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET STEALDIE
 MOVE PLAYER WITH DIR O
 SKIP IF M MOVED
 DESCRET WITH
 RETURN

STRIKEPROG:
 SKIP2 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 9
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ MATCHES
 GO LIGHTMATCH
 GO HITPROG

/ VAR1 is set to:
/  1 if the object was taken.
/  2 if it was untakeable.
/  3 for no response
/  4 if it was invisible
/  5 if it was contained
/  6 if out of reach
TAKESUB:
 SKIP IF R (VAR0)O EQ PLAYER
 SKIP2 UNLESS P NOTAKE (VAR0)O
 LOAD V VAR1 I 2
 RETURN
 SKIP2 UNLESS P INVIS (VAR0)O
 LOAD V VAR1 I 4
 RETURN
 SKIP4 UNLESS R (VAR0)O EQ NICKEL
 SKIP2 IF P TAKEN NICKEL
 LOAD V VAR1 I 6
 RETURN
 GO GETNICKELSUB
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (VAR0)O EQ SCISSORS
 SKIP IF P TAKEN SCISSORS
 GO GETSCISSUB
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (VAR0)O EQ ROD
 SKIP2 IF P TAKEN NICKEL
 SKIP UNLESS E (ROD)D
 GO GETRODSUB
/check if contained
 RESOLVE VAR1 (VAR0)O
 ADD V VAR1 I 1280
 RESOLVE VAR1 (VAR1)O
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 EQ 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 5
 RETURN
 MOVE (VAR0)O WITH TO PLAYER
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SHOP
 SET TAKEN (VAR0)O
 LOAD V VAR1 I 1
 RETURN

GETNICKELSUB:
 LOAD V VAR1 I 1
 SKIP2 UNLESS E (NICKEL)U
 LOAD V VAR1 I 3
 PRINT UNSTICKNICKEL
 MOVE NICKEL WITH TO PLAYER
 RETURN

GETRODSUB:
 SKIP UNLESS V BADLUCK GT 0
 GO SONIC
 LOAD S ATTIC I 0
 SET TAKEN NICKEL
 MOVE ROD WITH TO PLAYER
 LOAD V VAR1 I 3
 PRINTRET GOTNICKELROD
SONIC:
 MOVE ROD WITH DESTROY
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO LANDING
 LOAD V FACING R 3
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 LOAD S ATTIC I 2
 PRINT BREAKFALL VAR0
 RETURN LEAVE

GETSCISSUB:
 SKIP IF S COOKERTOP EQ 4
 SKIP2 UNLESS S COOKERTOP EQ 8
 LOAD V VAR1 I 6
 RETURN
 LOAD V VAR1 I 3
 SKIP2 UNLESS S COOKERTOP LT 3
 MULT S COOKERTOP I 4
 PRINTRET PUSHSCISSORS
 MOVE SCISSORS WITH TO PLAYER
 SET TAKEN SCISSORS
 SKIP IF V BADLUCK GT 0
 PRINTRET GOTSCISS
 GOSUB LUCKPROG
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO KITCHEN
 SKIP2 UNLESS S COOKERTOP EQ 5
 LOAD S COOKERTOP I 3
 PRINTRET COOKEROUCH VAR0
 LOAD S COOKERTOP I 6
 PRINTRET FRIDGEOUCH VAR0

MTPROG:
 UNSET INVIS ()O
 GO MTPROG2

/ Main TAKE program.
TAKEPROG:
 SKIP4 UNLESS V ENDGAME EQ 1
 LOAD V VAR0 I 3
 SKIP UNLESS M W1SP TAKESPEC
 LOAD V VAR0 I 10
 PRINT OBEYMESS VAR0
/ Command decoding section.
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 GO TAKEFIRST
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP ALLSPEC
 GO TAKEALL
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TAXISPEC
 GO GETTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP BUSSPEC
 GO GETBUS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP POLESPEC
 GO GETPOLE
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP DRUGSPEC
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W1SP TAKESPEC
 SKIP UNLESS H ()O PLAYER
 GO EATDRUGS
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP RATSPEC
 GO GETRAT
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP STARSPEC
 SKIP IF P TAKEN ROD
 PRINTRET OUTOFREACH
 PRINTRET STARATTACHED
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP FOODSPEC
 PRINTRET NOTAKEFOOD
 SKIP3 UNLESS M W2SP STEREOSPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ SITTING
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 PRINTRET GETSTEREO
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2SP BATHSPEC
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ BATHROOM
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS M W1SP TAKESPEC
 GO WASHSELF
 SKIP3 IF M W2OB
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SPX
 PRINTRET CANTTAKE
 RETURN RETRY NONE CANT

/ Now check it's OK to take it.
 SKIP3 UNLESS R ()O EQ CASK
 SKIP2 IF S CELLAR EQ 4
 SKIP IF P TAKEN CASK
 GO GETCASK
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ ()R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET ALRHELD
/ Entry point for Magic Take command.
MTPROG2:
 RESOLVE VAR0 ()O
 GOSUB TAKESUB
TAKEMESS:
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 1
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 SKIP3 UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 2
 SKIP UNLESS R (VAR0)O EQ FENCE
 PRINTRET TAKEFENCE
 PRINTRET CANTTAKE
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 4
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 5
 PRINTRET CONTAINED
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 6
 PRINTRET OUTOFREACH
 RETURN

/ Command was "TAKE".
TAKEFIRST:
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)R
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
TAKEF1:
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET NOTHNGHERE
 SKIP UNLESS P INVIS (VAR0)O
 GO TAKEF2
 GOSUB TAKESUB
 SKIP IF V VAR1 EQ 2
 GO TAKEMESS
/Try next.
/ Modify reference to point to
/ next object in room.
TAKEF2:
 ADD V VAR0 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
 GO TAKEF1

/ VAR3 counts.
TAKEALL:
 LOAD V VAR3 I 0
/VAR2 points at next object.
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)R
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
TAKEA1:
 LOAD V VAR2 V VAR0
 ADD V VAR2 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR2 (VAR2)O
 GOSUB TAKESUB
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR1 EQ 1
 ADD V VAR3 I 1
 LOAD V VAR0 V VAR2
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 GO TAKEA1
 PRINTRET TOOKOBJ1 VAR3

GETBUS:
 SKIP UNLESS S BUS EQ 5
 PRINTRET NOBUSHERE
 SKIP IF S BUS EQ 4
 PRINTRET ALRONBUS
 SKIP UNLESS V BUSNO EQ 100
 GO GETSPECBUS
 SKIP UNLESS V DIRTCOUNT GT 6
 PRINTRET DIRTBUSNUB
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO BUS
 LOAD S BUS I 0
 PRINT ENTERBUS
 RETURN ABORT

GETSPECBUS:
 SKIP4 UNLESS V BADLUCK EQ 0
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO BUS
 LOAD S BUS I 0
 PRINT ENTERSPECBUS
 RETURN ABORT
 LOAD V VAR0 V BADLUCK
 PRINT BUSOUCH VAR0
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 GO ENDPROG

GETCASK:
 SKIP2 IF M LIGHT
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET RATDARKDIE
 SKIP2 IF S CELLAR EQ 0
 SET CUTTABLE PLAYER
 PRINTRET RATCASKDIE
 MOVE CASK WITH TO PLAYER
 LOAD S CELLAR I 4
 SET NOFACING CELLAR
 SET TAKEN CASK
 PRINTRET GOTCASK

GETPOLE:
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS P TAKEN ROD
 PRINTRET POLEBROKEN
 SET TAKEN ROD
 MOVE ROD WITH TO PLAYER
 LOAD S DUMMYSTAR I 1
 PRINTRET GOTROD

GETRAT:
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ CELLAR
 SKIP  UNLESS S CELLAR EQ 0
 SKIP  IF V HOUSENO EQ 5
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 GO WTGRORAT

GETTAXI:
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXIRANK
 GO GOTTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 PRINTRET ALRINTAXI
 SKIP UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ MORTLAKE
 PRINTRET NOTAXIMORT
 SKIP IF P MAYBETAXI (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOTAXIDIOT
 LOAD V VAR0 R 2
 SKIP IF V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET NOTAXI
 PRINT TAXISIGNAL
GOTTAXI:
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 6
 PRINTRET NOTIPSNUB
 SKIP2 UNLESS S TAXI EQ 7
 ADD V POLICECALL I 1
 PRINTRET NOPAYSNUB
 SKIP UNLESS V DIRTCOUNT GT 6
 PRINTRET DIRTAXISNUB
 RESOLVE TAXILOC (PLAYER)R
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO TAXI
 PRINT ENTERTAXI
 RETURN ABORT

TAXIFARE:
 SKIP3 IF R (TAXILOC)R EQ STLONDON
 LOAD V VAR0 I 2
 LOAD V VAR1 I 25
 RETURN
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 95
 RETURN

TEARPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP IF P CUTTABLE ()O
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 MOVE ()O WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET CUTOBJ

THROWPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP4 UNLESS R ()O EQ BOGROLL
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 MOVE BOGROLL WITH TO FOOTHILL
 LOAD S BOGROLL R 7
 PRINTRET THROWROLL
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ ROD
 GO THROWROD
 GO DROPPROG

THROWROD:
 SKIP2 UNLESS R (NICKEL)R EQ (PLAYER)R
 SKIP IF P INVIS NICKEL
 SKIP UNLESS E (NICKEL)U
 GO DROPPROG
 MOVE NICKEL WITH TO ROD
 MOVE ROD WITH TO (PLAYER)R
 LOAD S ROD V HOUSENO
 PRINTRET NICKELROD

TIPPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP BUSSPEC
 PRINTRET NOTIPBUS
 SKIP IF M W2SP TAXISPEC
 PRINTRET CANTDO
TIPTAXI:
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI GT 5
 PRINTRET TAXIGONE
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI LT 4
 PRINTRET PAYFIRST
 LOAD V VAR0 I 0
 LOAD V VAR1 I 25
 SKIP IF Q TIPQUERY
 PRINTRET OKMESS
 GOSUB PAYSUB
 LOAD S TAXI I 8
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 GOSUB TAXIEMPTY
 PRINTRET DRIVERHAPPY
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO (TAXILOC)R
 LOAD V FACING I 0
 GOSUB TAXIEMPTY
 PRINTRET DRIVER2HAPPY
TAXIEMPTY:
 SKIP IF E (TAXI)O
 RETURN
 MOVE (TAXI)O WITH DESTROY
 GO TAXIEMPTY

TICKBARR:
 PRINTRET BARRIER

TURNPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2EX
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2SP LOOKSPEC
 ADD V FACING I 2
 GO TURNTEST
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2SP LEFTSPEC
 ADD V FACING I 1
 GO TURNTEST
 SKIP2 UNLESS M W2SP RIGHTSPEC
 ADD V FACING I 3
 GO TURNTEST
 PRINTRET CANTDO
TURNTEST:
 SKIP IF V FACING LT 4
 SUB V FACING I 4
 PRINTRET OKMESS

UNWINDPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 PRINTRET YOUUNWIND
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ WATCH
 PRINTRET UNWINDWATCH
UNROLLPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ BOGROLL
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 MOVE BOGROLL WITH DIR D
 SKIP UNLESS R (BOGROLL)R EQ (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET UNROLLROLL
 SKIP2 IF R (PLAYER)R EQ HILLTOP
 LOAD S BOGROLL V HOUSENO
 PRINTRET ROLLDOWN
 UNSET NOFACING HILLTOP
 LOAD S BOGROLL R 3
 MULT S BOGROLL I 2
 MOVE BOGROLL WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET HILLROLL

UPHILL:
 PRINT BEGINCLIMB
 SKIP3 IF S HILLTOP EQ 4
 SUB V HOUSENO S BOGROLL
 SKIP UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 0
 PRINT MEETBOGROLL
 LOAD V HOUSENO R 7
 LOAD V FACING R 3
 ADD V DIRTCOUNT I 1
 PRINTRET MUDMESS

USEPROG:
 SKIP UNLESS M W2SP TOILETSPEC
 GO USETOILET
 SKIP IF M W2OB
 PRINTRET HOWMESS
 SKIP IF R ()R EQ (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ BOGROLL
 PRINTRET USEDBOGROLL
 PRINTRET HOWMESS

USETOILET:
 SKIP IF P TOILET (PLAYER)R
 PRINTRET NOTOILET
 SKIP3 UNLESS P CUTTABLE CANNABIS
 SKIP2 UNLESS V HOUSENO EQ 3
 SKIP  UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ BATHROOM
 PRINTRET FLUSHM2
 SKIP IF V TOILETIME GT 20
 PRINTRET NOURINE
 SKIP2 IF V TOILETIME GT 100
 LOAD V TOILETIME I 0
 PRINTRET USEDTOILET
 LOAD V TOILETIME I 0
 PRINTRET USED2TOILET

WAITPROG:
 PRINTRET OKMESS

WALLB:
 PRINTRET WALLBMESS

WANDERCOMP:
 PRINTRET WANDERCMESS

WANDERPROG:
 RESOLVE VAR0 (PLAYER)R
 RESOLVE VAR0 (VAR0)O
WANDER1:
 LOAD V VAR1 V VAR0
 ADD V VAR1 I 1536
 RESOLVE VAR1 (VAR1)O
 SKIP IF R (VAR0)O EQ PLAYER
 MOVE (VAR0)O WITH DESTROY
 SKIP2 IF V VAR1 EQ 0
 LOAD V VAR0 V VAR1
 GO WANDER1
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 3
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 0
 SKIP2 UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 PRINT POLICEMOVE
 GO PRISONPROG
 LOAD V VAR0 I 1
 SKIP3 IF P TAKEN CARD
 LOAD V VAR0 R 4
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 MOVE CARD WITH TO STLONDON
 SKIP UNLESS P READ MAP
 SKIP IF H MAP PLAYER
 DESCRET WITH
 SUB V JTIME I 1
 SKIP IF V JTIME EQ 0
 PRINTRET PURPOSEWANDER VAR0
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO (WALKDEST)R
 UNSET READ MAP
 LOAD V WALKDEST I 0
 GOSUB FACING2
 LOAD V HOUSENO I 5
 PRINT WALKEDEST
 RETURN ABORT

WASHPROG:
 SKIP2 IF P TOILET (PLAYER)R
 SKIP  IF R (PLAYER)R EQ KITCHEN
 PRINTRET NOWASHERE
 SKIP UNLESS M W2EX
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2SP WASHSPEC
WASHSELF:
 SKIP UNLESS V DIRTCOUNT EQ 0
 PRINTRET ALRCLEAN
 LOAD V DIRTCOUNT I 0
 PRINTRET WASHMESS
 SKIP4 UNLESS M W2OB
 SKIP IF R (PLAYER)R EQ ()R
 PRINTRET DONTSEE
 SKIP UNLESS P CUTTABLE ()O
 PRINTRET WASHPAPER
 PRINTRET WASHOBJ

WAVEPROG:
 SKIP IF M W2EX
 PRINTRET WAVEDMESS
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP UNLESS R ()O EQ ROD
 GO WAVEROD
 SKIP4 UNLESS R ()O EQ TORCH
 SKIP3 IF S CELLAR EQ 4
 LOAD V FACING R 2
 ADD V FACING I 1
 PRINTRET RATSEE
 SKIP3 UNLESS R (PLAYER)R EQ TAXI
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ PAPER
 SKIP UNLESS P READ PAPER
 GO WAVEPAPER
 SKIP2 UNLESS R ()O EQ CARD
 SKIP UNLESS V CUSTODY EQ 1
 GO WAVECARD
 PRINTRET WAVEDOBJ

WAVECARD:
 LOAD V CUSTODY I 11
 MOVE CARD WITH DESTROY
 PRINTRET JAILHAHA

WAVEPAPER:
 SKIP UNLESS S TAXI EQ 1
 PRINTRET ALRKNOWADDRESS
 RESOLVE VAR0 (JUNCT)R
 SUB V VAR0 V TAXILOC
 SKIP UNLESS V VAR0 EQ 0
 PRINTRET ALRTHERE
 LOAD S TAXI I 1
 RESOLVE TAXILOC (JUNCT)R
 LOAD V HOUSENO R 7
 LOAD V JTIME I 10
 LOAD V WALKDEST I 0
 UNSET READ MAP
 PRINTRET TAXISTART

WAVEROD:
 SKIP2 UNLESS  R (NICKEL)R EQ (PLAYER)R
 SKIP IF P INVIS NICKEL
 SKIP UNLESS E (NICKEL)U
 PRINTRET RODWAVE
 PRINTRET NICKELMOVES

WINDPROG:
 SKIP IF H ()O PLAYER
 PRINTRET NOTHOLDING
 SKIP IF R ()O EQ WATCH
 PRINTRET CANTDO
 SKIP2 UNLESS V WATCHSTOP EQ 0
 LOAD V WATCHSTOP I 1
 PRINTRET WINDWATCH
 SKIP2 UNLESS V WATCHSTOP EQ 1
 LOAD V WATCHSTOP I 3
 PRINTRET WINDWATCH
 SKIP2 UNLESS V WATCHSTOP EQ 2
 LOAD V WATCHSTOP I 0
 PRINTRET WATCHSTART
 PRINTRET WINDWATCH

ZAENDPROG:
 MOVE PLAYER WITH TO MORTLAKE
 MOVE TAPE WITH TO PLAYER
 MOVE COMPASS WITH TO PLAYER
 MOVE MATCHES WITH TO PLAYER
 UNSET INVIS COMPASS
 UNSET INVIS MATCHES
 LOAD S MORTLAKE I 1
 LOAD V HOUSENO I 13
 LOAD V VAR3 I 13
 LOAD V FACING I 1
 RETURN
ZAHPROG:
 LOAD V VAR0 V HOUSENO
 LOAD V VAR1 S (PLAYER)R
 LOAD V VAR2 V FACING
 SKIP UNLESS M W2EX
 LOAD V VAR3 S ()O
 PRINTRET ZAHMESS

!WORDS
ADS OBJECT CANT ADSPEC
ADVERT OBJECT CANT ADSPEC 2
ALL NONE CANT ALLSPEC
ALTER OBEY SETPROG REQUEST REC
AMNESIA OBEY AMNESPROG MAY ANY
AMONTILLADO OBJECT CANT CASK DRINKSPEC
ANADIN OBJECT CANT PARACET DRUGSPEC
AROUND NONE CANT LOOKSPEC
ASK OBEY ASKPROG MAY ANY
ASPIRIN OBJECT CANT ASPIRIN DRUGSPEC
ASSISTANT NONE CANT SHOPSPEC
AWAY OBEY BACKPROG CANT B
BACK OBEY BACKPROG CANT B 1
BACKWARDS OBEY BACKPROG CANT B
BANK NONE CANT
BASE OBJECT CANT DATER
BATH OBJECT CANT BATHSPEC
BATTERIES OBJECT CANT BATTERIES
BEG PRINT ASKMESS MAY ANY
BELL NONE CANT
BILLBOARD OBJECT CANT ADSPEC
BLOW OBEY BLOWPROG REQUEST OBJ
BOGROLL OBJECT CANT BOGROLL
BREAK OBEY BREAKPROG REQUEST REC
BRIBE OBEY BRIBEPROG MAY REC
BURN OBEY BURNPROG REQUEST OBJ
BUS NONE CANT BUSSPEC
BUSSTOP MOVE CANT BUSSTOP
BUY OBEY BUYPROG REQUEST ANY
CAB OBEY GETTAXI CANT TAXISPEC
CALL OBEY CALLPROG MAY ANY
CANNABIS OBJECT CANT CANNABIS
CARD OBJECT CANT CARD
CASH OBJECT CANT MONEY
CASK OBJECT CANT CASK DRINKSPEC
CATCH OBEY CATCHPROG REQUEST REC
CHEST OBJECT CANT DATER
CHOCOLATE NONE CANT FOODSPEC
CLIMB OBEY CLIMBPROG MAY REC
CLOCK NONE CANT CLOCKSPEC
CLOSE OBEY CLOSEPROG REQUEST REC
COCOA NONE CANT DRINKSPEC
COFFEE NONE CANT DRINKSPEC
COIN NONE CANT NICKEL
COKE NONE CANT DRINKSPEC
COLLECTOR NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
COMPASS OBJECT CANT COMPASS
CONDUCTOR NONE CANT BUSSPEC
COOKER NONE CANT COOKERSPEC
CORRECT OBEY SETPROG REQUEST REC
CRESCENT NONE CANT JUNCT CRESCENTSPEC
CROSS OBEY CROSSPROG REQUEST SPECIAL
CUT OBEY CUTPROG REQUEST OBJ
DANCE OBEY DANCEPROG MAY ANY
DASH OBEY RUNPROG REQUEST DIR
DATABASE OBJECT CANT DATER
DATER OBJECT CANT DATER
DIG PRINT DIGMESS CANT
DISPLAY OBEY WAVEPROG REQUEST OBJ SHOWSPEC
DOOR NONE CANT DOORSPEC
DOORBELL NONE CANT
DOWN MOVE CANT D 1
DRINK OBEY DRINKPROG MAY REC DRINKSPEC
DRIVER NONE CANT TAXISPEC
DROP OBEY DROPPROG MAY REC ENDSPEC
DRUGS OBJECT CANT PARACET DRUGSPEC
EAST OBEY EPROG CANT E3 ENDSPEC 1
EAT OBEY EATPROG MAY REC
ENTER OBEY ENTERPROG MAY REC
EWE PRINT EWEMESS CANT
EWES PRINT EWESMESS CANT
FACE OBEY TURNPROG REQUEST DIR WASHSPEC
FARE NONE CANT FARESPEC
FENCE OBJECT CANT FENCE HUMANSPEC
FILL OBEY FILLPROG REQUEST OBJ
FINISH OBEY QUITPROG CANT MAGSPEC
FLUSH OBEY FLUSHPROG REQUEST REC
FOOD OBJECT CANT FOODSPEC
FORWARD OBEY FORWARDPROG CANT F 1
FRIDGE NONE CANT FRIDGESPEC
GET OBEY TAKEPROG MAY REC ENDSPEC
GIVE OBEY GIVEPROG REQUEST OBJ SHOWSPEC
GLASS OBJECT CANT GLASS
GLOUCESTER OBEY GLOUCESTERPROG MAY SPECIAL JUNCT
GO IGNORE REQUEST DIR
GUARD NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
HANDS NONE CANT WASHSPEC 4
HEADLINE NONE CANT HEADLSPEC
HELP PRINT HELPMESS MAY ANY MAGSPEC
HIDE PRINT HIDEMESS MAY REC
HILL MOVE CANT FOOTHILL HILLSPEC
HIT OBEY HITPROG REQUEST REC
HOME PRINT HOMEMESS MAY ANY HOUSESPEC
HOROSCOPE OBJECT CANT HOROSPEC
HOUSE NONE CANT HOUSESPEC
IN MOVE CANT I 1
INFO IGNORE REQUEST ANY
INSERT OBEY INSERTPROG REQUEST OBJ
INSPECTOR OBJECT CANT INSPEC HUMANSPEC
INVEN OBEY INVPROG CANT ENDSPEC 3
JOINT OBJECT CANT JOINT
JUMP OBEY JUMPPROG MAY DIR
KEY OBJECT CANT KEY
KICK OBEY HITPROG REQUEST REC
KILL OBEY KILLPROG REQUEST REC
KNOCK OBEY KNOCKPROG CANT
LAMP IGNORE REQUEST REC TORCH
LAVATORY NONE CANT TOILETSPEC
LEFT OBEY LEFTPROG CANT L LEFTSPEC 1
LIE PRINT SITMESS MAY DIR
LIGHT OBEY LIGHTPROG REQUEST OBJ TORCH ENDSPEC
LOO NONE CANT TOILETSPEC
LOOK OBEY LOOKPROG MAY SPECIAL LOOKSPEC
LOOPAPER OBJECT CANT BOGROLL
MACHINE OBJECT CANT DATER
MAGPOLE NONE CANT POLESPEC
MAN NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
MAP OBJECT CANT MAP
MARIJUANA OBJECT CANT CANNABIS
MATCH OBJECT CANT MATCHES
MAYPOLE NONE CANT POLESPEC
MEDICINE OBJECT CANT PARACET DRUGSPEC
METER NONE CANT METERSPEC
MILK NONE CANT DRINKSPEC
MIRROR OBJECT CANT MIRROR
MONEY OBJECT CANT MONEY
MORTLAKE OBEY MORTPROG REQUEST SPECIAL MORTLAKE
MOVE IGNORE REQUEST DIR
MUG OBEY MUGPROG REQUEST REC
MURDER OBEY KILLPROG REQUEST REC
MUSIC NONE CANT STEREOSPEC
NE OBEY NEPROG CANT
NEWSPAPER OBJECT CANT NEWS 4
NICKEL OBJECT CANT NICKEL
NORTH OBEY NPROG CANT N0 ENDSPEC 1
NW OBEY NWPROG CANT
OFF OBEY OFFPROG MAY ANY
OFFER OBEY GIVEPROG REQUEST OBJ
OFFICIAL NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
ON OBEY ONPROG MAY ANY
OPEN OBEY OPENPROG REQUEST REC
OUT MOVE CANT O 1
OVEN NONE CANT COOKERSPEC
PAPER OBJECT CANT PAPER
PARACETAMOL OBJECT CANT PARACET DRUGSPEC 4
PARCEL OBJECT CANT PARCEL
PAY OBEY PAYPROG MAY REC PAYSPEC
PEE OBEY USETOILET CANT
PERSON NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
PIECE NONE CANT NICKEL
PISS OBEY USETOILET CANT
PLAY OBEY PLAYPROG MAY OBJ
PLEASE PRINT PLEASEMESS CANT MAGSPEC
POLE NONE CANT POLESPEC
POLICE OBJECT CANT POLICESPEC
PUNCH OBEY HITPROG REQUEST REC
QQ OBEY ENDPROG CANT MAGSPEC
QQQ FINISH CANT MAGSPEC
QUIT OBEY QUITPROG CANT MAGSPEC 1
RAT OBJECT CANT RATSPEC
RD OBJECT CANT ROADSPEC
READ OBEY READPROG REQUEST REC
RECALL OBEY AMNESPROG MAY ANY
REFRIGE NONE CANT FRIDGESPEC
REMEMBER OBEY AMNESPROG MAY ANY
RESIN OBJECT CANT CANNABIS
RIGHT OBEY RIGHTPROG CANT R RIGHTSPEC 1
RING OBEY RINGPROG MAY REC
ROAD OBJECT CANT ROADSPEC
ROB OBEY MUGPROG REQUEST REC
ROD OBJECT CANT ROD
ROLL OBEY ROLLPROG MAY OBJ BOGROLL
ROUND NONE CANT LOOKSPEC
RUN OBEY RUNPROG REQUEST DIR
SANDWICH NONE CANT FOODSPEC
SAVE OBEY SAVEPROG CANT MAGSPEC
SAVEND OBEY SAVENDPROG CANT MAGSPEC
SCISSORS OBJECT CANT SCISSORS
SCORE OBEY SCOREPROG CANT MAGSPEC
SCRATCH NONE CANT POLESPEC
SE OBEY SEPROG CANT
SELL OBEY SELLPROG REQUEST OBJ
SELLER NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
SET OBEY SETPROG REQUEST REC
SETP OBEY SETPPROG CANT MAGSPEC
SEVEN OBEY SEVENPROG MAY REC
SHAKE OBEY SHAKEPROG MAY REC
SHOP OBEY SHOPPROG CANT SHOP SHOPSPEC
SHOUT PRINT SPEAKMESS MAY ANY
SHOW OBEY WAVEPROG REQUEST OBJ SHOWSPEC
SHUT OBEY CLOSEPROG REQUEST REC
SING PRINT SPEAKMESS MAY ANY
SINK OBJECT CANT SINKSPEC
SIT OBEY SITPROG MAY DIR
SLEEP PRINT REMEMMESS CANT
SMASH OBEY BREAKPROG REQUEST REC
SMOKE OBEY SMOKEPROG REQUEST OBJ
SOMEBODY NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
SOMEONE  NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
SOUTH OBEY SPROG CANT S2 ENDSPEC 1
SPEAK PRINT SPEAKMESS MAY ANY
STAND PRINT STANDMESS MAY DIR NEWS
STAR OBJECT CANT STARSPEC
STATION OBEY STATIONPROG CANT STATION
STEAL OBEY STEALPROG REQUEST ANY
STEREO NONE CANT STEREOSPEC
STOP OBEY QUITPROG CANT MAGSPEC
STOVE NONE CANT COOKERSPEC
STREET NONE CANT ROADSPEC
STRIKE OBEY STRIKEPROG REQUEST REC ENDSPEC
STRIPE NONE CANT
SW OBEY SWPROG CANT
SWALLOW OBEY EATPROG REQUEST OBJ
TAKE OBEY TAKEPROG MAY REC TAKESPEC
TALK PRINT SPEAKMESS MAY ANY
TAPE OBJECT CANT TAPE
TAXI OBEY GETTAXI CANT TAXISPEC
TAXIRANK MOVE CANT TAXIRANK
TEA NONE CANT DRINKSPEC
TEAR OBEY TEARPROG REQUEST OBJ
THROW OBEY THROWPROG REQUEST OBJ
TICKET OBJECT CANT TICKET
TIME OBEY READTIME CANT TIMESPEC
TIMETABLE OBJECT CANT TIMETABSPEC
TIP OBEY TIPPROG REQUEST SPECIAL PAYSPEC
TOILET NONE CANT TOILETSPEC
TORCH IGNORE REQUEST REC TORCH
TURN OBEY TURNPROG MAY SPECIAL
UNLOCK OBEY OPENPROG REQUEST REC
UNROLL OBEY UNROLLPROG REQUEST OBJ
UNSTICK OBEY TAKEPROG REQUEST REC
UNWIND OBEY UNWINDPROG MAY OBJ
UP MOVE CANT U 1
URINATE OBEY USETOILET CANT
USE OBEY USEPROG REQUEST REC
V NONE CANT TRAIN1
WAIT OBEY WAITPROG CANT
WALK IGNORE REQUEST DIR
WASH OBEY WASHPROG MAY ANY
WATCH OBJECT CANT WATCH
WATER NONE CANT DRINKSPEC
WAVE OBEY WAVEPROG MAY OBJ SHOWSPEC
WEST OBEY WPROG CANT W1 ENDSPEC 1
WHISTLE PRINT WHISTLEMESS MAY ANY WHISTLE
WIND OBEY WINDPROG REQUEST OBJ
WINDOW NONE CANT WINDOWSPEC
WOMAN NONE CANT HUMANSPEC
X NONE CANT TRAIN2
XENOP PRINT XENOMESS MAY ANY 4
Y NONE CANT TRAIN3
Z NONE CANT TRAINLOO
ZAEND OBEY ZAENDPROG MAY ANY MAGSPEC
ZAH OBEY ZAHPROG MAY OBJ MAGSPEC
ZAM OBEY MMPROG REQUEST REC MAGSPEC
ZAT OBEY MTPROG REQUEST OBJ MAGSPEC

!MESSAGE ASPM1
There is a brown bottle of aspirin tablets here.
!MESSAGE ASPM2
Some aspirins.
!MESSAGE BATTERM1
There are some batteries lying here.
!MESSAGE BATTERM2
Some batteries.
!MESSAGE BOGROLL1
There is a tightly wound roll of loo-paper, bogroll, or whatever
you want to call it here.
!MESSAGE BOGROLL2
A bogroll.
!MESSAGE CANNM1
There is a brown, pleasant-smelling, resinous lump here.
!MESSAGE CANNM2
Some cannabis resin.
!MESSAGE CARDM1
There is a pink, rectangular card here.
!MESSAGE CARDM2
A pink card.
!MESSAGE CASKM1
There is a cask of Amontillado here!
!MESSAGE CASKM2
A cask of Amontillado.
!MESSAGE COMPM1
There is an elaborate, old-fashioned compass here.
!MESSAGE COMPM2
A compass.
!MESSAGE DATERM1
Next to one wall is a large, metallic machine. It has a clock-face in
its middle under which is a thin, rectangular slot. Its base seems to
be made up of a large oaken chest to which it is riveted.
!MESSAGE FENCEM1
There is a shabby-looking fence standing at the bottom of the garden.
!MESSAGE GLASSM1
There is a large shard of broken glass here.
!MESSAGE GLASSM2
A piece of glass.
!MESSAGE INSPECM
There is a ticket collector here, collecting tickets.
!MESSAGE JOINTM1
There is a large, tightly wound cigar-shaped object here.
!MESSAGE JOINTM2
A joint.
!MESSAGE KEYM1
There is a copper-coloured Yale key here.
!MESSAGE KEYM2
A key.
!MESSAGE MAPM1
There is a large map of London here.
!MESSAGE MAPM2
A map.
!MESSAGE MATCHM1
There is a box of matches here.
!MESSAGE MATCHM2
A box of matches.
!MESSAGE MIRRORM1
On the wall by the bed is a slightly curved, full-length mirror.
You reflect upon this for a while.
!MESSAGE MONEYM1
There is a pile of money here.
!MESSAGE MONEYM2
Money totalling $@x31.
!MESSAGE NEWSM1
There is a local newspaper here.
!MESSAGE NEWSM2
A newspaper.
!MESSAGE NICKELM1
There is a 1921 five-cent piece here.
!MESSAGE NICKELM2
A nickel.
!MESSAGE NICKELM3
  A coin adheres to one end of the rod.
!MESSAGE PAPERM1
A small scrap of paper is lying here.
!MESSAGE PAPERM2
A scrap of paper.
!MESSAGE PARAM1
There is a brown bottle of paracetamol tablets here.
!MESSAGE PARAM2
Some paracetamols.
!MESSAGE PARCELM1
There is a brown paper parcel here, covered in tape
(and vice versa.)
!MESSAGE PARCELM2
A parcel.
!MESSAGE RODM1
There is a rod with a rusty star here!
!MESSAGE RODM2
A rod.
!MESSAGE SCISSM1
There is a pair of aluminium kitchen scissors here.
!MESSAGE SCISSM2
A pair of scissors.
!MESSAGE STARM1
!SWITCH STARM11 STARM12
!MESSAGE STARM11
At the top of the pole gleams a golden star!
!MESSAGE STARM12
Some vandal seems to have broken off the top of the pole.
!MESSAGE TAPEM1
There is a reel of magnetic tape here.
!MESSAGE TAPEM2
A reel of tape.
!MESSAGE TICKETM1
A British Rail ticket lies here.
!MESSAGE TICKETM2
A ticket.
!MESSAGE TORCHM1
There is an electric torch here.
!MESSAGE TORCHM2
A torch.
!MESSAGE WATCHM1
There is an old but reliable watch here.
!MESSAGE WATCHM2
A watch.
!MESSAGE WHISTM1
There is a large, blue whistle here.
!MESSAGE WHISTM2
A whistle.
!MESSAGE ATTICM1
You are standing on a large wooden square in an attic.
A brick staircase leads downwards through a rectangular hole
in the centre of the wood. All around you the plaster and beams
are covered with layers of fibre-glass, and may not be able to
support your weight.
!SWITCH NULL NICKELSEE NULL
!MESSAGE NICKELSEE
Your eye is caught by a small shiny object under one of the beams.
!MESSAGE ATTICM2
You're in the attic.
!SWITCH NULL NICKELSEE NULL
!MESSAGE BATHRM1
You are standing in a modern-style bathroom, whose floor is made up
of a regular pattern of striped tiles. The usual sort of sanitary
equipment surrounds you.
!SWITCH DOORF DOORR DOORB DOORL
!MESSAGE DOORF
There is a door in front of you.
!MESSAGE DOORR
There is a door to your right.
!MESSAGE DOORB
There is a door behind you.
!MESSAGE DOORL
There is a door to your left.
!MESSAGE BATHRM2
You're in the bathroom.
!SWITCH DOORF DOORR DOORB DOORL
!MESSAGE BEDRM1
You are in a comfortable looking bedroom with matching curtains and bedspread.
!SWITCH DOORB DOORL DOORF DOORR
!MESSAGE BEDRM2
You're in the bedroom.
!SWITCH DOORB DOORL DOORF DOORR
!MESSAGE BUSM1
You are sitting on a London Transport Diesel-engined 97-Horsepower Omnibus.
The interior is covered with various advertisements.
!MESSAGE BUSM2
You're on a bus.
!MESSAGE BUSSTOP1
You are standing next to a dilapidated sign indicating a bus-stop.
The remnants of a timetable may be seen attached to a partially vandalised
shelter. Streets lead away in various directions, while the station is
!SWITCH BM LM FM RM
!MESSAGE BM
behind you.
!MESSAGE LM
to your left.
!MESSAGE FM
in front of you.
!MESSAGE RM
to your right.
!MESSAGE BUSSTOP2
You're at a bus-stop. The station is
!SWITCH BM LM FM RM
!MESSAGE CELLARM1
!SWITCH RATTRAP NORAT NORAT NORAT CELLAR11
!MESSAGE CELLAR11
You are standing in a musty, gloomy cellar. Scattered around you
is the accumulated debris of several recent and not so recent owners,
including cardboard boxes, pieces of firewood and empty wine bottles.
I wouldn't try to pick anything up if I were you - it's all damp and dirty.
A flight of steps leads up to the house.
!MESSAGE RATTRAP
You are standing in a dark cellar, partially illuminated by your torch.
Amidst the undistinguished debris that you can see is a large rat, gaping
at the torch as if paralysed.
!SWITCH CELLCASK
!MESSAGE CELLCASK
There is a slightly unnatural pile of junk nearby including an old cask.
!MESSAGE NORAT
You are standing in a dark cellar, partially illuminated by your torch.
Various pieces of unattractive debris adorn the cone of light in front
of you left behind by recent or not so recent owners of the house.
!SWITCH CELLCASK
!MESSAGE CELLARM2
!SWITCH RATTRAP2 NORAT2 NORAT2 NORAT2 CELLAR22
!MESSAGE CELLAR22
You're in a cellar. A flight of steps leads up.
!MESSAGE RATTRAP2
You're in the cellar. Amidst the cone of light emitted by your torch
is a large rat, gaping at the torch as if paralysed.
!SWITCH CELLCASK
!MESSAGE NORAT2
You're in the cellar. Accumulated debris adorns the cone of light
emitted by your torch.
!SWITCH CELLCASK
!MESSAGE CHIPM1
You are standing on a lonesome platform of a desolate railway station.
A small sign attached to the crumbling, red brickwork reads
  "Welcome to LOOSE CHIPPINGS. estab. 1921."
The place appears to be totally deserted apart from the occasional
marsh-bird and a British Rail official. There is a train standing
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!MESSAGE CHIPM2
You're on the platform at Loose Chippings. There is a train
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!MESSAGE COMPCOM1
You are in a large, suburban house, which clearly forms the basis of a
small computer firm. You don't notice the decor, as it is mostly
covered with electrical equipment, old computer magazines and dirty
coffee cups. It doesn't in the least resemble the houses you are used to.
!MESSAGE COMPCOM2
You're in the computer company's house.
!MESSAGE COOKERM1
!SWITCH ERROR FRIDGE1 COOKER1 ERROR FRIDGE1 COOKER1 ERROR FRIDGE1 COOKER1
!MESSAGE FRIDGE1
You are delicately balanced on top of a refrigerator.
!MESSAGE COOKER1
You are perched somewhat precariously on top of a gas cooker.
!MESSAGE COOKERM2
!SWITCH ERROR FRIDGE2 COOKER2 ERROR FRIDGE2 COOKER2 ERROR FRIDGE2 COOKER2
!MESSAGE FRIDGE2
You're on the fridge.
!MESSAGE COOKER2
You're on the cooker.
!MESSAGE FOOTM1
You are standing between a small crescent-shaped road and a green field.
The grass appears a little damp. Rising up from the field is a small hill
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!MESSAGE FOOTM2
You're at the bottom of the hill, which rises up
!SWITCH BM LM FM RM
!MESSAGE GARDENM1
You are standing in what I suppose must be called a garden, though
not much could grow under the concrete, rubble and general debris
which covers it. It is surrounded by high walls and impenetrable
hedges. A door leads back into the house
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!MESSAGE GARDENM2
You're in the garden.
!MESSAGE HALL1M1
You are standing in a hallway leading away from the front door into
the main house. A staircase leads upwards opposite a closed door
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!MESSAGE HALL1M2
You're in the hall by the front door, which looms
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!MESSAGE HALL2M1
You are standing in a hallway leading towards the front door.
A staircase leads down opposite a curtain of hanging beads
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!MESSAGE HALL2M2
You're in the hall away from the front door. The hanging curtain is
!SWITCH LM FM RM BM
!MESSAGE HOUSENT1
You are standing on the pavement of a crescent-shaped street,
next to the entrance to a house. The houses look uninspiringly similar
and indeed, have no distinguishing marks such as numbers on the doors.
Across the street a green hill rises above a field.
The street continues towards an intersection, while the house is
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!MESSAGE HOUSENT2
You're by the entrance to a house. Its front door braves the world
!SWITCH FM RM BM LM
!MESSAGE INITM1
You are in a different part of the dater-base. Here, in contrast to
the static part, everything seems to be buzzing with activity.
The lights that dance around here seem to be doing more than just
illuminating pieces of the wall, as the regions they shine upon appear
subtly changed afterwards.
!MESSAGE INITM2
You're in it - the active part of the dater-base.
!MESSAGE JUNCTM1
You are standing at a T-junction of a wide road and a crescent-shaped
smaller road on which some houses are visible. Opposite the main road is a hill.
!SWITCH CLR CFB CLR CFB
!MESSAGE CLR
The crescent curves from your left to your right.
!MESSAGE CFB
The crescent curves in front and behind you.
!MESSAGE JUNCTM2
You're at a road junction.
!SWITCH CLR CFB CLR CFB
!MESSAGE KITCHM1
You are standing in a reasonably tidy kitchen with three doors.
A refrigerator, sink and gas cooker take up most of the space
and there is a high shelf round part of the wall onto which
you can't see. The only wall without a door in it lies
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!MESSAGE KITCHM2
You're in the kitchen. There is a door in each wall except the one
!SWITCH LM FM RM BM
!MESSAGE LANDM1
You are standing on the landing at the top of a flight of stairs.There
is an attic or some such up a flight of old brick steps set into one wall.
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!MESSAGE FBM
There are doors in front and behind you.
!MESSAGE LRM
There are doors to your left and right.
!MESSAGE LANDM2
You're on the landing. Stairs lead up and down.
!SWITCH FBM LRM FBM LRM
!MESSAGE MORTM1
You are on a fairly busy main road down which traffic whines
sporadically but ludicrously fast. You are standing outside a
house like the ones you have grown to detest in the crescent,
but this one proudly bears the number @x37. Its front door lies
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!MESSAGE MORTM2
You are outside number @x37 Mortlake Road. The door lies
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!MESSAGE PLATFRM1
You are standing on a long platform of what is presumably a main-line
station. There is a train standing alongside the platform, which stretches
in two directions and is choc-a-bloc with other passengers. Most of them
are heading towards a ticket barrier at the end of the platform
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!MESSAGE PLATFRM2
You're on a platform. The ticket barrier is stationed
!SWITCH FM RM BM LM
!MESSAGE SHOPM1
You are standing a little bewildered in a fairly large shop. There
are various goods on display for sale, and a number of assistants
looking eager to please.
!MESSAGE SHOPM2
You're in a large shop.
!MESSAGE SITRM1
You are in a nicely-carpeted sitting room. A bulky, expensive looking Stereo
system takes up most of one wall. Firmly attached to the mantlepiece
is an ornate clock.
!SWITCH DFR DRB DLB DFL
!MESSAGE DFR
There is a door in front of you and another to your right.
!MESSAGE DRB
There are doors to your right and directly behind you.
!MESSAGE DLB
There are doors to your left and directly behind you.
!MESSAGE DFL
There is a door in front of you and another to your left.
!MESSAGE SITRM2
You're in the sitting room.
!SWITCH DFR DRB DLB DFL
!MESSAGE STATM1
You are inside the dater-base. There are walls of a sort surrounding you,
but their fabric is such as to give them the appearance of an Apple core.
Little lights dance around the walls illuminating small portions from
time to time, and occasionally come to rest upon you, when a mild
disruption to the otherwise static surroundings seems to occur.
The ground beneath you is made of the same substance and looks slightly
damaged.
!MESSAGE STATM2
You're inside the static part of the dater-base.
!MESSAGE STATION1
You are standing inside a massive train station. It is partially covered
by a semi-transparent roof which leaks a little. There are various
buildings and amenities associated with rail stations around you,
including a large clock, high above your head. Were you to stand with
the train platforms directly behind you, there would be a bus-stop
in front of you, a taxi-rank to your right and a busy looking main
street to your left. The platforms in fact stretch away
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!MESSAGE STATION2
You're at the station. The platforms stretch away
!SWITCH BM LM FM RM
!MESSAGE STLONM1
You are walking the streets of London. The place is crowded, dirty and
dangerous, and it is remarkably easy to lose one's way. No-one seems to be
smiling. Vehicles of all denominations, shops for all tastes and
people of all descriptions surround you. Tasteless billboards advertising
objects of little use abound, while a newspaper seller intermittently
yells out something incomprehensible. From time to time you feel
lonely and are convinced that the sun isn't shining for you.
!MESSAGE STLONM2
You're walking the streets of London.
!MESSAGE TAXIM1
You are in the back of a big, black taxi. Through a glass partition
you can see the driver and a ferocious-looking ticking machine.
!SWITCH NULL TAXIMOTION NULL
!MESSAGE TAXIMOTION
Through the windows you can see various city sights flashing past you.
!MESSAGE TAXIM2
You're in a taxi.
!SWITCH NULL TAXIMOTION NULL
!MESSAGE TAXIR1
You are standing by a taxi-rank which is amply supplied with taxis.
Streets lead away in various directions, while the station towers
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!MESSAGE TAXIR2
You're by a taxi-rank. A large rail station towers
!SWITCH LM FM RM BM
!MESSAGE TLOOM1
You are standing by (or possibly sitting on) a small toilet in the train.
!SWITCH  DOORR DOORB DOORL DOORF
!MESSAGE TLOOM2
You're in the toilet in the train.
!MESSAGE TOPM1
You are standing at the top of a small hill. There is a ring of identical
houses surrounding the bottom of the hill, from which several roads
lead directly and symmetrically away. The view would be astounding if it
weren't for the smog. Protruding from the very summit of the hill is a
gaily adorned metallic pole, upon which a few scratch-marks may be discerned.
!SWITCH STRIPE STRIPE STRIPE STRIPE NULL
!MESSAGE STRIPE
There is a white stripe of some kind on the ground, leading down the hill
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!MESSAGE TOPM2
You're at the top of the hill.
!SWITCH STRIPE STRIPE STRIPE STRIPE NULL
!MESSAGE TRAIN1M1
You are in a railway carriage at the end furthest from the destination
of the train. The main passageway continues through a black, rickety
connecting tunnel into another carriage.
!SWITCH TRAINF TRAINR TRAINB TRAINL
!MESSAGE TRAINF
You are facing the same way as the train.
!MESSAGE TRAINR
You are facing the left-hand side of the train.
!MESSAGE TRAINB
You are facing the rear of the train.
!MESSAGE TRAINL
You are facing the right-hand side of the train.
!MESSAGE TRAIN1M2
You're at the rear of a train carriage.
!MESSAGE TRAIN2M1
You are standing at the centre of a railway carriage, next to two doors
on either side of the carriage.
!SWITCH TRAINF TRAINR TRAINB TRAINL
!MESSAGE TRAIN2M2
You're in the middle of a railway carriage, by the doors.
!SWITCH TRAINF TRAINR TRAINB TRAINL
!MESSAGE TRAIN3M1
You are standing at that end of a railway carriage nearest the
destination of the train. There is a small toilet to one side,
past which the passageway continues into another carriage.
The toilet, whose door doesn't seem to close properly, is
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!MESSAGE TRAIN3M2
You're at the front of a railway carriage by the toilet, which is
!SWITCH LM FM RM BM
!MESSAGE ACHEHEAD
You have a splitting headache.
!MESSAGE ADDRESS1
There is some faded writing in pencil on the paper. You can make
out the words "7 Gloucester Crescent." The words stir a dim
chord in your mind and you are filled with a strange sense of urgency.
!MESSAGE ADDRESS2
With the magnifying aid of the piece of glass you can easily read
the writing on the paper. It says "7 Gloucester Crescent. Buses
from station 23 & 53 past.  13 Mortlake Road." There is a small cross
in green biro at the bottom of the paper.
The sight of these two addresses in juxtaposition stimulates
your deficient memory a little. You recognise the handwriting
as your own, and feel sure that it was your intention to visit
these places, though for what purpose you cannot say.
!MESSAGE ADDRESS3
That sounds like a street name.
!MESSAGE ALRCLEAN
You wash, showing great fastidiousness.
!MESSAGE ALRCLIMBED
You've already climbed as far as you can manage.
!MESSAGE ALRGOTONE
You've already got that! Don't be greedy.
!MESSAGE ALRHELD
You're already holding that!
!MESSAGE ALRINBAT
The batteries are already in the torch.
!MESSAGE ALRINSHOP
You're already in the shop!
!MESSAGE ALRINTAXI
Don't your immediate surroundings look a bit like a taxi already?
!MESSAGE ALRKNOWADDRESS
The driver looks irritated and snaps "Alright, I already know
where to go."
!MESSAGE ALRONBUS
You're already on a bus, you cretin.
!MESSAGE ALRONTORCH
The torch is already on!
!MESSAGE ALRPAID
You've already paid! Don't be overgenerous.
!MESSAGE ALRPOLICE
The police are already here!
!MESSAGE ALRTHERE
"You're already there!" admits the driver honestly.
!MESSAGE ALR1THERE
I think you're already there!
!MESSAGE AMNESQ
Yes, you do seem to be more than a little amnesiac at the moment.
Do you want to seek professional help?
!MESSAGE AMNESDIE
You explain your predicament to some suitable human. They are skeptical
to begin with, but your bewilderment convinces them eventually. You are
taken to a psychiatric hospital and gradually recover your memory under
the gentle supervision of the staff. Of course, by the time you remember
what it is that you were supposed to be doing in London, it is too late.
!MESSAGE ANSWERQ
Please answer the question.
!MESSAGE ARRESTED
Your failure to comply with a reasonable request by one of Her Majesty's
police officers renders you a suspicious character, and the policeman
decides to arrest you. You are taken to the police station and charged with
obstructing a police officer in the course of his duty.
!MESSAGE ARSONDIE
The smoke and flames rapidly overcome you, I'm afraid.
That's what you get for arson around.
!MESSAGE ASKBUY
Do you want to buy something?
!MESSAGE ASKMESS
Whenever you try to ask anyone anything they obviously think you're
after their money and they move off sharply. Looks like you're on your own!
!MESSAGE ASKPOLICE
"Ve ask ze questions!" snaps the policeman and then adds "Just my
little joke, sir."
!MESSAGE ASKTAXI
The taxi driver gives a grunt of acknowledgement, but otherwise ignores you.
!MESSAGE ASPARACET
There appear to be two essentially similar types of drugs available in
the shop in identical brown, plastic pill-bottles. Which would you like
to buy, the aspirin or the paracetamol?
!MESSAGE ASPJUNGQ
Do you know why you can't buy aspirins in the jungle?
!MESSAGE ASPJUNGA
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
!MESSAGE ATTICDEATH
A little recklessly, you head out over the plaster. Sure enough, it
gives away suddenly and you crash through the ceiling onto the floor
below, or to be more accurate, onto the sharp pieces of broken plaster that
have preceded you. You recover consciousness on a stretcher, surrounded
by police and white-coated officials. As you are taken away you hear
someone shouting irately, "But what about my ceiling?"
!MESSAGE BAREHANDS
What? With your bare hands?
!MESSAGE BARRIER
The guard refuses to allow you back onto the platform.
"Anyway, that train's not going anywhere," he adds.
!MESSAGE BEGINCLIMB
You start clambering up the hill.
!MESSAGE BLOWHISTLE
You blow the police whistle, which emits a loud, high-pitched shriek.
!MESSAGE BOGROLLDOWN
Having no other means of distinguishing directions, you define North to
point along the white stripe. You then set off at the appropriate angle.
!MESSAGE BOUGHTBALL
"Well, we don't actually have any tickets, as such," says the policeman as
he takes your money, "but I'll just add your name to the list of invitees.
See you there, sir," he adds as he moves off.
!MESSAGE BOUGHTDRINK
You buy some @x33 for the sum of 45p, and drink it on the premises.
Your thirst is sated.
!MESSAGE BOUGHTFOOD
You buy some FAST FOOD and gobble it down quickly.
You then leave the cafe without being sick.
!MESSAGE BOUGHTM
"Thank you sir. Do come again!" beams an assistant.
!MESSAGE BOUGHTNEWS
The newspaper seller takes your money and utters another of his
incomprehensible cries.
!MESSAGE BOUGHTTICKET
Stricken with conscience by your illicit train journey you buy a ticket
from the ticket office.
!MESSAGE BREAKFALL
As you reach for the rod, there is a sudden sonic boom, presumably
caused by some passing aircraft. You are startled and overbalance.
Many things flash through your mind as you crash through the plaster,
but prominent among them is anger at your incredible malfortune. The
rod you picked up wedges itself between two beams thus breaking your
fall somewhat. With a yelp you are forced to relinquish your hold
on the rod, but land on the sharp, broken pieces of plaster with
slightly less personal damage than you might otherwise have accrued.
!MESSAGE BREAKMIRROR
You attempt to break the mirror using all the brute force at your disposal.
I hope you realise that it isn't meant to be a very lucky thing to do.
Perhaps fortunately, you are unable to do more than crack it a little.
!MESSAGE BREAKPAPER
Paper, cardboard and so on are actually quite difficult to break. You
could try putting them under some kind of sheer stress, however.
!MESSAGE BREAKWINDOW
I wouldn't do that if I were you - you'll only end up in hospital or prison.
!MESSAGE BRIBEHUMAN
Your puny attempts at corruption are met with a scornful "I'll
pretend I didn't hear that."
!MESSAGE BRIBEPOLICE
The policeman looks outraged. Without stopping for the customary polite
question he drags you off to the nearest police-car and you are taken to
the station and charged with attempting but failing to bribe a police officer.
!MESSAGE BRIBEQ
How much are you going to offer?
!MESSAGE BROKEOBJ
With great gusto, you @x32 the @x33 into a worthless, discardable heap.
!MESSAGE BROKEMESS
You're now stone broke.
!MESSAGE BROKEMIRROR
The mirror shatters into tiny fragments except for one large piece
which falls on top of your head and leaves you feeling a little dazed
and more than a little apprehensive at the traditionally heinous crime
that you have committed.
!MESSAGE BROUGHTHEM
"Have you brought them?" she asks impatiently.
!MESSAGE BURNOBJ
The @x33 burns readily and the ash disperses.
!MESSAGE BURNSELf
You are forced to drop the @x33 as it burns, and sustain minor injury.
!MESSAGE BUS100
A rather special-looking bus arrives at the stop. It proudly bears
the number 100.
!MESSAGE BUSCOMES
A number @x34 bus draws up at the stop.
!MESSAGE BUSOUCH
!SWITCH BUS0OUCH BUS1OUCH
!MESSAGE BUS0OUCH
You enter the bus almost without mishap. Just as you are sitting down, however,
!SWITCH BUSOW0
!MESSAGE BUS1OUCH
You make moves to enter the bus, but there seems to be some kind
of a jinx or curse upon you. First of all,
!SWITCH ERROR BUSOW1 BUSOW2 BUSOW3 BUSOW4 BUSOW5 BUSOW6
!MESSAGE BUSOW6
an old lady jabs you with a sharp, folded umbrella, and then
!SWITCH BUSOW5
!MESSAGE BUSOW5
a passer-by treads on your toe with a stiletto heel, just as
!SWITCH BUSOW4
!MESSAGE BUSOW4
one of the station pigeons overhead recalls to your attention the
ancient Chinese proverb "Love is not the only thing that falls out
of the sky." You soon wipe yourself clean, but then
!SWITCH BUSOW3
!MESSAGE BUSOW3
a passing youth wearing an NF badge elbows you off the pavement
into the street, spraining your ankle. You curse him, but
!SWITCH BUSOW2
!MESSAGE BUSOW2
as you grab hold of the rail by the entrance to the bus to pull
yourself up, it comes off in your hand with a nasty wrenching
sound, and you fall backwards onto the ground. Jumping up,
!SWITCH BUSOW1
!MESSAGE BUSOW1
you slip on a banana skin which some fool has left lying around.
Finally, as you successfully board the bus and sit down,
!SWITCH BUSOW0
!MESSAGE BUSOW0
a large and heavy suitcase falls on top of you from the luggage
rack. This causes a momentary loss of consciousness. You find you
cannot dissuade the people around you from summoning an ambulance and
you are taken to hospital amid much sympathy at your misfortune.
It's enough to make one believe in horoscopes.
!MESSAGE BUSGOES
The bus pulls away from the stop.
!MESSAGE BUSMOVES
The bus crawls away from the stop.
!MESSAGE BUSSTOPS
The bus comes to a stop. A burly bus-conductor wanders by shouting
"Any more fares, please."
!MESSAGE BUYBALLQ
"That's very good of you, sir," rejoins the policeman. "We're holding a ball
in just a few weeks. Tickets are very cheap - $0.50 each."
!MESSAGE BUYFOODQ
London seems to have been taken over by so-called FAST FOOD chains.
You approach one such place in your quest for @x33. All they have
on offer, however, is some "Dish of the Day" which costs $1.35.
!SWITCH STILLBUY
!MESSAGE BUYWHAT
What do you want to buy, then?
!MESSAGE CALLEDPOLICE
You do your best to call the police. Sure enough, a policeman
eventually appears. He listens briefly to you, but takes greater
interest in yourself than in your reason for calling him. He begins
questioning you.
!MESSAGE CANTDO
You can't do that.
!MESSAGE CANTINSERT
You can't insert that into anything around here.
!MESSAGE CANTTAKE
You can't take that!
!MESSAGE CARRCHANGE
You walk through the connecting tunnel and find yourself in another carriage.
!MESSAGE CASKBOUND
The cask is firmly stoppered - I suspect it's quite an old vintage.
!MESSAGE CASHMESS
You have @x31.
!MESSAGE CASKOUCH
As you start to climb the stairs you step on something soft and mobile,
which lets out a loud mixture of a squeak and a squawk. You overbalance
somewhat, dropping the cask which shatters into a sharp, wet mass on the
floor. You are all but overcome with anger at the injustice of the world,
especially in its relations to you, and perhaps that is why you bump your
head against the doorway as you clamber up the stairs screaming blue murdac.
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE CATCHMESS
No-one seems to be throwing anything around here.
!MESSAGE CELLAR0DARK
You walk down the steps into darkness.
!MESSAGE CELLAR1DARK
You walk down the steps into darkness. It seems that unlike the other
cellars on this street, which are dimly illuminated through windows
above ground level, this one has had the windows bricked up
sometime in the past.
!MESSAGE CELLARFIRE
You strike a match but carelessly allow a piece of sacking which
is draped over a tea-chest to catch fire. Your reactions are slow,
and the fire spreads surprisingly rapidly, considering how damp
the cellar feels. The conflagration grows cutting off your retreat.
It's beginning to get difficult to breathe. Any ideas?
!MESSAGE CHIPARRIVE
You open the door and step out onto the platform beneath you. You
are greeted by a shout from an official of British Rail, "You can't
get off, the train doesn't stop here!"
!MESSAGE CHIPDIE
The train pulls out of the station. You are left behind with the
British Rail official, whose expression changes subtly. "Well,"
he begins, "Looks like you'll have to stay with me until the next
train arrives. Never mind. I've got this fascinating story about
a shaggy dog. You simply must hear it!" So saying, he takes you to
his little office and starts talking to you merrily. I hope you're
enjoying yourself, because you're going to be there a while.
!MESSAGE CHIP1GUARD
The guard refuses to allow you to get off the platform. "The train
doesn't stop here!" he repeats.
!MESSAGE CHIP2GUARD
The guard follows you down the platform. "You can't get off here!"
he shouts despairingly.
!MESSAGE CHIPSTART
The train pulls away from the forsaken station, reaching a much higher
speed than previously.
!MESSAGE CHIPSTOP
The train has being going a bit slowly recently, and finally it
grinds to a complete halt. There seems to be a platform of some sort
on the left hand side of the train. Some of the other passengers
appear surprised that the train has stopped and comment to this effect
at length to one another.
!MESSAGE CIRCBMESS
With the aid of the flashing lights you manage to read the compass.
You set off in the direction it indicates, but have a feeling that
all you have done is walk round in a circle, in true Biot-Savart fashion.
!MESSAGE CLIMBCOKER
You clamber precariously on top of the cooker.
!SWITCH NOSCISS SCISSEE
!MESSAGE NOSCISS
>From your new vantage point you can see that the shelf is bare.
!MESSAGE SCISSEE
>From your new vantage point you can see that there is a pair
of scissors some way along the shelf.
!MESSAGE CLIMBFIDGE
With a great effort you leap onto the fridge.
!SWITCH NOSCISS SCISSEE
!MESSAGE CLIMBDATER
You attempt to clamber on top of the machine. Before you make any
progress your companion snaps at you "What do you think you're
doing? That's for clocking in employees. You'll break it at this rate."
You sheepishly descend.
!MESSAGE CLIMBPOLE
The pole is too thin and slippery to climb.
!MESSAGE CLIMBSINK
You haul yourself up onto the @x33, but find nothing to interest you there
and so descend, taking care not to slip.
!MESSAGE CLIMBFENCE
As you move towards the fence with obvious climbing intentions
he takes fright, shouting "Hey! What's the big idea!" and runs off.
!MESSAGE CLIMBOBJ
Well, it wasn't very challenging as climbs go, but you managed it.
!MESSAGE CLIMBWHAT
What is it you want to climb, anyway?
!MESSAGE CLOSEDOOR
Showing some signs of agrophobia, you make sure all the doors around
you are properly closed.
!MESSAGE CLOSEFRIDGE
You ensure that the fridge is closed and not wasting any power.
!MESSAGE COMPNORTH
You consult your antique compass, and discover that North lies
!SWITCH FM RM BM LM
!MESSAGE CONFUSEDCOMP
The compass seems unsure as to which direction is North!
!MESSAGE CLOCKSAYS
The clock says @x31.
!MESSAGE CONTAINED
That seems to be attached to something at the moment.
!MESSAGE COOKEROUCH
As you reach for the scissors, you accidentally brush one of the cooker
controls with your leg. Unfortunately, it has one of those self-lighting
devices. Your fingers close round the scissors just as a jet of flame
sets light to your clothing. You let out a shriek and fall off the
cooker, sustaining further injuries, but without dropping the scissors.
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE CUREHEAD
If that doesn't cure your headache, I don't know what will.
!MESSAGE CUTMONEY
Showing an admirable contempt for materialism you cut all the notes
in your possession into worthless pieces. The coins prove too
tough for the scissors, however.
!MESSAGE CUTOBJ
For some reason best known to yourself, you @x32 the @x33 into shreds.
!MESSAGE CUTTAPE
Tossing the reel aside, you cut the tape into a million pieces
which scatter away like the snows of yesteryear.
!MESSAGE DANCEMESS
You perform a merry little dance to gladden your heart.
!MESSAGE DANCEMUD
You commence what you imagine is an appropriate ceremonial dance
around the pole. Unfortunately, it is very slippery, and you fall
over several times in the mud, emerging a sorry sight from your escapade.
!MESSAGE DARK0
You notice the remains of a beautiful sunset in the sky.
!MESSAGE DARK1
It's beginning to get a little dark.
!MESSAGE DARK2
You can now only barely see without a light.
!MESSAGE DARK3
It is now too dark for you to see unaided.
!MESSAGE DATEMESS
You tear the @x33 into a suitable shape for inserting into the machine.
There is a loud click and a moderately loud ching and finally a soft
grinding noise from the base under the machine. The @x33 is returned to
you and you observe that neatly printed on it is the message,

  17 SEPT 1986  @x31.

The woman explains that it's for the employees of the computer firm
who are on flexi-time.
!MESSAGE DATERBROKEN
The machine seems to be out of commission, as though it had
recently received a heavy knock.
!MESSAGE DATERLOCKED
The base of the machine seems to be locked by some internal mechanism.
!MESSAGE DEADBUS
Although the bus isn't exactly breaking the land speed record,
as you step off you lose your balance and sustain moderate head
injuries and cuts. You regain consciousness in hospital, where
we leave you to recuperate. Get well soon.
!MESSAGE DEADTAXI
Despite the driver's shouted warning, you get out of the taxi
just as he turns a sharp corner. I hope the ambulance gets to
you in time. Do be more careful in future.
!MESSAGE DEADTRAIN
As you step out of the train you are flung against those sharp
pieces of gravel that adorn the tracks, and are badly injured.
No help arrives, and you die shortly after, I'm sorry to say.
!MESSAGE DEAD2TRAIN
Although the train isn't moving, it's a long way down and
you fall onto those those sharp pieces of gravel that adorn the
tracks. It is fortunate that a train is not coming in the opposite
direction, for you are merely battered and bruised rather than
killed. You don't look in a fit state to indulge in anything active, however.
!MESSAGE DIGMESS
Don't be ridiculous. I'm not going to get my hands needlessly dirty.
!MESSAGE DIRTAXISNUB
The driver takes one look at you and refuses to allow you into his car
in your present condition.
!MESSAGE DIRTBUSNUB
The conductor takes one look at you and refuses to allow you aboard.
"I've got the comfort of the other passengers to take into account,"
he explains.
!MESSAGE DONTDRINK
I wouldn't drink the water here if I were you. There's even a tatty
little sign that I forgot to mention that explicitly disadvises it.
!MESSAGE DONTGOMESS
"Don't go yet, I haven't tried them!" says the woman. You feel
compelled to wait.
!MESSAGE DONTSEE
I don't see that around here!
!MESSAGE DONTUNDER
Before you can do anything, the intermittent lights around you burst
into activity. One of the beams hits you on its way across the room.

I don't understand that!
!MESSAGE DOORCHAINED
You insert the key in the lock and open the door a few inches, meeting
sudden resistance. On inspection you find that the door is held by a
short, firm chain. The door closes again when you relax the pressure
upon it.
!MESSAGE DOORJERKS
As you open the door the train jerks and you overbalance.
!MESSAGE DOORLOCKED
The front door is locked and bars your way.
!MESSAGE DOORSHUTS
As you move towards the door the old man turns round and goes back
inside, only noticing you as he shuts the door behind him.
!MESSAGE DOORRECHAINED
You hear a vague rattling noise.
!MESSAGE DOORUNBARRED
The old man reenters the house visibly unsure as to whether you
are capable of such childish behaviour.
!MESSAGE DRANK
You drink your fill from the tap.
!MESSAGE DRINKCOMPCO
You locate a coffee cup which is still half-full. The milk has started
to congeal on the top of its surface, but you drink it anyway. It tastes
horrible, but does at least cure any thirst you might have possessed.
!MESSAGE DRIVERANGRY
The taxi-driver looks a bit annoyed and moves off.
!MESSAGE DRIVERHAPPY
"Thank you very much," says the driver, getting back into the taxi
and leaving.
!MESSAGE DRIVER2HAPPY
"Ta mate," says the driver, and the taxi moves off.
!MESSAGE DROPOBJ1
You dropped @x37 objects.
!MESSAGE DROPPOLICE
"Excuse me sir, I think you dropped this," observes the policeman as he hands
it back to you.
!MESSAGE DROPTORCH
As you drop the torch it bounces and ends up pointing in a different direction.
!MESSAGE EATCANNABIS
You swallow the resin. You experience a strange feeling of well-being
and the world about you seems much less important than previously.
!MESSAGE EATKEY
It's a bit of a struggle, but you manage to swallow the key. Good
roughage, I suppose if your stomach acids don't get it first.
!MESSAGE EATPAPER
The things you do to yourself! You masticate the papery mass and swallow
it bit by bit, feeling totally sickened and exhausted at the end of it.
!MESSAGE EATENFOOD
You open the fridge and nosh away at the contents to your satisfaction.
!MESSAGE EATTABLETS
You open the bottle and pour the contents down your throat. You find
you can swallow the pills without water, and when you have finished
you dispose of the empty bottle.
!MESSAGE ECCENTRIC
It's a slightly eccentric way to find one's way around, but I dare say you
have your reasons.
!MESSAGE ENDFAIL
On the screen appears the message:

Incorrect password. If you have forgotten the password to a game which
is truly "yours," contact AJM8 who should be able to reset it.

The woman looks at you with dark suspicion. "This game isn't yours!
You must have stolen it. Do you want to get me arrested? Get away
this minute." So saying, she bundles you out of the front door and
you find yourself back on Mortlake road. This is particularly galling
since you can remember setting the password yourself, as a protection
against program thieves. Naturally, you can no longer remember it.
!SWITCH FAILED
!MESSAGE ENDSUCCEED

The woman starts playing the game and does moderately well for a
first trial. She attempts to dodge the ticket inspector by hiding in the
toilet, admitting that she used to do that herself as a teenager. She is
disappointed in the sexism displayed by her being assumed to be male, but
you promise to alter that at the next update. Apart from that,
she is very impressed, and offers to buy it and the
other games on the tape for a princely 5-figure sum. You accept,
after some haggling, and part the best of friends. As you leave
the house the sun is shining and you feel content as after a job
well done.
 You spend a considerable proportion of your money in reimbursing the
occupants of Gloucester Crescent for the extensive damage you caused,
but that still leaves enough to establish yourself in the software business.
 You spend your life and fortune in a manner which is simultaneously
enjoyable, fulfilling and a positive boost to humanity at large.

You live moderately happily for quite a while.

You are buried sometime in the 21st century, mourned by thousands.


Well done! Please get in touch with AJM8 to claim your prize.
!MESSAGE ENDTRAIN
You've reached the end of the train.
!MESSAGE ENDPLATFORM
You've reached the end of the platform. It is dangerous and illegal
to proceed further.
!MESSAGE ENTERBUS
You get on the bus and sit down.
!MESSAGE ENTERDB
You open the base of the dater with a supreme effort. Half climbing,
half falling inside, you narrowly miss being crushed by the falling
oak lid, which clicks behind you with an air of finality. You feel
dazed for a while, and imagine you can see lights flickering around
you in the dark. After a while you realise that you can see lights
flickering around you in the dark, but the place has a certain unreal
air about it, almost as if it were part of someone's or something's
imagination.
!MESSAGE ENTERSPECBUS
You enter the special looking bus without mishap. How can I
describe the sense of relief which overtakes you as you leave
behind the tedious crescent and all those over-zealous policemen?
You collapse exhausted onto a seat.
!MESSAGE ENTERTAXI
You enter the taxi and sit down on the back seat. The driver
looks at you expectantly.
!MESSAGE ENTER1TRAIN
You open the door of the nearest carriage and slam it shut behind you.
!MESSAGE ERROR
This message should never be printed. Please make a note of what you
have just done and inform AJM8. The game may become illogical now
and perhaps you should quit.
!MESSAGE EUREKA1

You have taken quite a severe knocking about recently.
As if in sympathy with your suffering, your memory
returns still further, and you find you can recall some of the
events leading up to your awakening on the train. You were
in the middle of a commercial deal involving some computer
programs which you had on offer, when for some reason you were
overtaken by a fear that a rival would attempt to steal them
from you. Thinking you saw them following you down the street with
murderous intent, you ducked into a building and took steps to
dispose of the programs in moderate safety. Contacting your buyer
the following morning, you promised to bring the programs round
for inspection. On boarding the London train, however, you have but
a hazy recollection of a wall spinning round and hitting you.

!MESSAGE EUREKA2

Your memory seems gradually to be returning as you suffer
your outrageous malfortune. You can remember that
you have come to London in order to collect something and deliver
it to someone. What it is, who they are, and how all this came about
escapes you still.

!MESSAGE EWEMESS
That's only got 3 letters. The answer is 4 letters long.
!MESSAGE EWESMESS
Very good. However, doing crosswords really is a bit of a waste of time.
It certainly won't help you in your current endeavours.
!MESSAGE FAILED
Outside it has started to rain. Your nagging sense of having
failed in some endeavour is not diminished by this transparent
ganging up of natural forces against you. You feel miserable.
Eventually, the Gloucester Crescent Residents Association tracks you down
and you spend a considerable time earning sufficient to repay them for the
damage you wreaked upon them.
!MESSAGE FLUSHLOO
You flush the toilet which goes through the familiar sequence
of gurglings, swooshes and hisses.
!MESSAGE FLUSHINSTATION
How antisocial! Didn't I mention a tatty little sign requesting you
not to use the toilet while the train was at a station?
!MESSAGE FLUSHM0
You give the toilet chain a hefty tug. As you do so, you dislodge from
the rim of the toilet reservoir a small brown, resinous lump which someone
has concealed there, for reasons which can be imagined.
It falls onto the floor.
!MESSAGE FLUSHM1
You give the toilet chain a hefty tug. As you do so, the entire toilet,
plumbing and all comes crashing down from the wall half-burying you in
rubble. Your legs are nastily grazed, but you don't appear to be
seriously injured. You must be the unluckiest person in the world!
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE FLUSHM2
Not very surprisingly, the toilet doesn't function properly. Some
vandal seems to have pulled it away from the wall.
!MESSAGE FOCALENGTH
As you look through the piece of glass, you see that near things
look bigger, while far things appear upside-down.
!MESSAGE FRIDGEOUCH
As you reach for the scissors you accidentally place one of your feet on
the opening part of the fridge, and the other on its main body. As you
strain to pick up the scissors, the fridge door flies open unexpectedly,
and you, not surprisingly, end up in a slightly concussed heap on the floor,
narrowly missing impaling yourself on the scissors clutched in your hand.
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE FRONTRAIN
You're at the front of the train.
!MESSAGE GETSTEREO
I'm afraid that's a bit bulky and inconvenient to carry. What would
you do with it anyway?
!MESSAGE GIVEMESS
It is very difficult to persuade strangers to accept gifts - a
curious reflection on humankind.
!MESSAGE GIVEPOLICE
"I trust that isn't intended as some kind of a bribe," warns
the policeman severely.
!MESSAGE GLOUCBUS
"Sorry," says the conductor. "This bus doesn't go anywhere near there, as
far as I know."
!MESSAGE GLOUCMESS
No, no, I think this is London.
!MESSAGE GOAWAY
You have barely finished speaking before the door is brusquely slammed
in your face, "Not today, thankyou." you hear through the door.
!MESSAGE GOTCASK
You bend down and pick up the cask. It proves to be Amontillado!
As you do so you disturb the torch beam, and the rat runs away,
looking somewhat dazed.
!MESSAGE GOTNICKELROD
As you pick up the rod the coin remains attached to it.
!MESSAGE GOTROD
You grab the pole and tug violently. Suddenly there is a loud snap, and
you are left holding the upper part of it. You soon realise that the star
at the end of the pole only looks golden from afar, and is in fact
somewhat rusty.
!MESSAGE GOTSCISS
With a monumental stretch, you manage to pick up the scissors.
!MESSAGE GRABMESS
You grab the @x33, and sidle innocently away.
!MESSAGE HANDSBETTER
I think you'll find your bare hands are more effective.
!MESSAGE HELPMESS
Type in commands when prompted by a colon. These should be of one
or two words, and will be truncated to five letters each by the program.
On occasion you will be asked questions, which may require the answers
"y" or "n" or something more general. Generally speaking, the first
word should be a verb and the second a noun, though this is not always
the case. Words you may find useful include "N(orth)","S","E","W","LOOK",
"F(orward)","L(eft)","R","B(ack)","INV(entory)","GET/TAKE","DROP", and many
others which you may work out for yourself. If you have problems contact AJM8.
!MESSAGE HIDEMESS
No obvious hiding place suggests itself.
!MESSAGE HILLROLL
Holding onto the end of the bogroll, you throw the remainder down the hill.
It begins to unwind, rotating faster and faster. As it adheres to the
ground in a dissipationless manner, it occurs to you that its original
potential energy is being translated into kinetic energy of a mass which
is growing smaller and smaller. Just as the paradox is beginning to
trouble you there is a loud CCRAAACKK and you drop the end of the roll
in surprise. On inspection, you find that the bogroll is now firmly
affixed to the ground forming a white stripe down the hill.
!MESSAGE HITHUMAN
Overcome by agressive fervour, you lay into your chosen adversary,
whom you take by surprise. They put up a spirited defence, however,
and make a great deal of noise. The fight is ended by the arrival of
a massive policeman, who pulls the two of you apart and escorts
you both down to the police station, where you are charged with
breaching the peace.
!MESSAGE HOLDING
You are holding:
!MESSAGE HOMEMESS
I'm afraid you seem unable to remember where that is!
!MESSAGE HOROSCOPE
Strangely enough, you think you can remember your birthday. You consult the
relevant portion of the newspaper, and read as follows:

!SWITCH HOR0 HOR123 HOR123 HOR123 HOR456 HOR456 HOR456 HOR7
!MESSAGE HOR0
There seems to be no reason why you should not have a good day, today.
!SWITCH HOREND
!MESSAGE HOREND
Should things start going wrong, always remember to choose the least
of all evils. Your unlucky number is @x34.
!MESSAGE HOR123
You are in for a modicum of ill-fortune today, according to the stars.
!SWITCH HOREND
!MESSAGE HOR456
The planets are ganging up against you right now. If you feel unable
to spend the rest of the day in bed, take care in all things.
!SWITCH HOREND
!MESSAGE HOR7
The stars predict that today will be one of the worst days in your life.
As calamity upon calamity befalls you, remember it could be more important
things that are going wrong. Always try to choose the least of all evils.
Your unlucky number is @x34.
!MESSAGE HOUSEMPTY
The house has a curious empty feeling about it.
!MESSAGE HOUSESAME
At first glance the house you have entered appears identical to the
last one you visited - typical GLC planning.
!MESSAGE HOWMESS
How, pray?
!MESSAGE HUNGRYMESS
You are feeling a bit peckish.
!MESSAGE INDOORSNICK
Suddenly two characters burst into the room. One is easily recognisable
because of his helmet and blue uniform, while the other seems to be
behaving like an irate houseowner. You are unable to think of a
convincing explanation for your presence in the house.
!MESSAGE INSERTBATTERY
You insert the batteries into the torch and snap it shut.
!MESSAGE INSPCENTRE
There is a ticket inspector inspecting tickets in the middle of the
carriage, effectively blocking the passage.
!MESSAGE INSPOTHEREND
At the other end of the carriage from where you are standing you can see
a ticket inspector moving towards you.
!MESSAGE INSPT1
A ticket inspector has come into view at the rear of your carriage. He is
inspecting the tickets of the passengers.
!MESSAGE INSPT2
A ticket inspector emerges from the front of your carriage by the toilet.
!MESSAGE INSPECPAY
"Ah-ha!" says the inspector. "So you don't have a ticket. Well,
normally I'd have to report you to the authorities, but I'll let you off
this time. Give me $5.10."
!MESSAGE INSPLOO
You hear a nearby sound of "Tickets please!"
!MESSAGE INWHATMESS
Explain what you're trying to get into.
!MESSAGE JAILHAHA
"Well, we've got a right comedian here," chuckles the policeman as he
glances at the card he takes from you. "Try to keep out of trouble,
will you?" He moves off.
!MESSAGE JUMPMESS
You jump, whether with joy or frustration.
!MESSAGE KILLHUMAN
You appear to have been seized by a homicidal impulse. You attempt
to satisfy it on your unfortunate victim. I hope they're OK, but
frankly I don't care what happens to you.
!MESSAGE KILLMESS
I feel I should warn you I'm a vegetarian.
!MESSAGE KNOCK0
You knock, briefly. Nothing seems to happen.
!MESSAGE KNOCKTWICE
A voice shouts "Alright, I'm coming!" from the other side of the door.
!MESSAGE KNOCKDOOR
You give several short, sharp knocks on the front door.
!MESSAGE KNOCKENTRY
You are just about to insert your key in the lock when you hear footsteps.
!MESSAGE KNOCKSUSPECT
With childlike glee you rush away and then attempt to look nonchalant.
The front door of the house you just left opens and an old man
emerges. He seems surprised that there is no-one outside and looks
around the street eyeing you with some suspicion.
!MESSAGE KNOCKSITTING
>From the other side of the closed door a fearful cry of "Help! Police!"
reverberates.
!MESSAGE KNOCKWALK
The door you have just left opens and an elderly man sees you walking
away. "I suppose you think that's funny you vandal!" he shouts after
you, in a tone which is far from friendly.
!MESSAGE KNOCKOBJ
As you get down, you knock everything onto the kitchen floor.
!MESSAGE LEAVEQTRAIN
Your nerve fails you at the last moment. Are you sure that's what you want
to do?
!MESSAGE LEFTBUS
You step off the bus onto the pavement.
!MESSAGE LEFTTAXI
You open the door of the taxi and step out onto the pavement.
!MESSAGE LIGHTFLASH
There is a momentary burst of activity around you, as lights flash
all around before subsiding again.
!MESSAGE LITMATCH
You strike a match which glimmers away in your fingers.
!MESSAGE LIVERDIE
For a while now, you have been conscious of a slight pain around your
stomach and increasing drowsiness, but it didn't seem worth mentioning.
Suddenly, however, the pain becomes much more acute and prevents your
passing out for several agonising moments. The next thing you hear is
some distant muttering about your liver and how something is inoperable.
Then you fall blissfully asleep once more.
!MESSAGE LOADTAPE
"Ah, at last!" sighs the woman, taking the tape from you. She
leads you over to some kind of miniature computer, switches it on,
and slots the tape into one of the accessories. "It'll take a few
minutes to load," she says.
!MESSAGE LOOKMESS
You stand at the edge of the road, look down it to the @x33,
and ascertain that nothing is coming.
!MESSAGE LUMINOUS
Despite the darkness, you have no difficulty reading your luminous watch.
!MESSAGE MAPREAD
You consult the map and plan a plausible route to your destination.
!MESSAGE MAPREAD2
You consult the map and discover that you are not far from your destination.
!MESSAGE MATCHGONE
You shake the match out before it burns your fingers.
!MESSAGE MEETBOGROLL
Half way up, you come across the end of a white stripe on the ground.
!MESSAGE METERMESS
The meter reads $@x31.
!MESSAGE METERUNSET
The meter isn't set yet!
!MESSAGE MIDNIGHT
Dimly, you hear the distant chimes of a clock striking midnight. The
sound has a mesmeric effect on you; your eyelids close and you fall
asleep. Pleasant dreams!
!MESSAGE MINDACCOMPANY
"Would you mind accompanying me to the station?" asks the policeman
in a tone of forced politeness.
!MESSAGE MONEY01
@x34.@x35
!MESSAGE MONEY010
@x34.0@x35
!MESSAGE MORTCROSS
You cross the road in complete safety.
!MESSAGE MORTDEATH
You begin crossing the road, but are hit by a black taxi
being driven at a ludicrous velocity which suddenly appears
!SWITCH MORR MORL MORR2
!MESSAGE MORR
from your right. I think it's scandalous, but people have been
!SWITCH MORB
!MESSAGE MORB
complaining that taxi journeys are too slow round London. Sorry.
!MESSAGE MORL
from your left. I think it's scandalous, but people have been
!SWITCH MORB
!MESSAGE MORR2
from your right. You must have missed it first time you looked.
!MESSAGE MORTARRIVE
"OK. I'll tell you when we get there," promises the conductor.
He calls you after a while and you dismount from the bus
to find yourself in what he tells you is Mortlake Road.
!MESSAGE MORTENTRY
You head towards the door to number 13 Mortlake road. Before you get there,
however, the door opens and a young woman appears. "About time!" she
snarls at you, "Do you realise you're two hours late?" She ushers you
into the house, shutting the door behind her.
!MESSAGE MORTLOCKED
The front door bars your way. The lock seems to be of
a different make to the one you are used to!
!MESSAGE MUDMESS
Near the top of the hill, the going becomes steep and slippery.
You fall over and roll in the bog before you reach the summit, feeling
somewhat disorientated.
!MESSAGE MUGDIE
You assail your chosen victim in search of gain. Unfortunately for you,
they put up considerable resistance and reinforecments arrive in due course.
You are taken to the police station and there we must leave you.
!MESSAGE MYKEY
"That's my key!" screams the fence, "I thought I'd left in on the train
but now I understand, you lousy thief!" So saying, he begins throwing
at you pieces of junk which abide in the garden. You spend a while
dodging most of these and marvelling at the unlikely and unfortunate
coincidence. Eventually he tires, and runs off shouting "I'll call the
police. I will. I will!" You are feeling slightly bruised but are
otherwise unharmed.
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE NEWGAMEQ
Do you want another game?
!MESSAGE NEWSWHICH
The Guardians are all sold out, the distributors are blacking the Sun
and the Times and I wouldn't insult you with an Express, Mail or Star.
So you choose an Evening Standard.
!MESSAGE NICKELMOVES
As you wave the rod, you notice that the five-cent piece twitches
in sympathy.
!MESSAGE NICKELROD
You throw the rod so that one end (the one with the rusty star, to
be precise) lands neatly on top of the five cent piece, which seems
to move slightly as the rod approaches it.
!MESSAGE NOBILL
You don't seem to have anything to pay!
!MESSAGE NOBREAK
You can't break that!
!MESSAGE NOBREAKTHAT
You can't break that!
!MESSAGE NOBURN
You attempt to set fire to the @x33, but it doesn't seem to be flammable.
!MESSAGE NOBUSHERE
There isn't a bus here!
!MESSAGE NOBUYER
No-one around here seems interested in buying that.
!MESSAGE NOBUYTICKET
You can't buy a ticket here. Try the station, or a policeman.
!MESSAGE NOCHANGE
The fence shows you some notes. "O.K. Let's see the change then!"
he demand suspiciously.
!MESSAGE NOCLIMB
You can't climb that!
!MESSAGE NOCLIMBHILL
You're not at the bottom of any hill!
!MESSAGE NOCLIMBTOILET
Strangely enough, the toilet design does not permit climbing.
!MESSAGE NOCLOCK
There isn't a clock here!
!MESSAGE NOCLOSEDOOR
The door refuses to close properly, as someone has ripped out the lock.
!MESSAGE NOCOMPASS
Sorry, I have no way of knowing which way that is!
!MESSAGE NOCUT
You can't cut that!
!MESSAGE NODOPE
You seem to be missing a vital ingredient.
!MESSAGE NODRINKHERE
There's nothing to drink around here!
!MESSAGE NOFOOD
There doesn't seem to be anything to eat around here!
!MESSAGE NOMATCH
You don't seem to have a source of fire - try rubbing two sticks
or something.
!MESSAGE NOMONEY
You don't have any money on you!
!MESSAGE NOMORTAXI
"I'm not going out there, mate," states the taxi-driver. "It's
not even on my map!"
!MESSAGE NOPAYSNUB
You are just about to get into the taxi when the driver
gives a start and says into his microphone, "I think I've found him!
My current position is..." It then occurs to him that you might be
dangerous and he drives off.
!MESSAGE NOPLAYHERE
There's nothing to play it on here.
!MESSAGE NOPOLICE
You attempt to call a policeman but none turns up.
!MESSAGE NOREAD
You can't read that!
!MESSAGE NORINGHERE
There doesn't seem to be anything to ring around here.
!MESSAGE NOSCISSORS
You don't have anything to cut with!
!MESSAGE NOSEATS
There don't seem to be any spare seats in the train.
!MESSAGE NOSELLER
No-one's selling anything around here!
!MESSAGE NOTAKEFOOD
It's a bit of a pain lugging bits of food around. Why don't you just eat
when you're hungry, and not otherwise?
!MESSAGE NOTAPEDIE
She takes a quick look at your possessions and realises, of course,
that you are lying. "That's a fine way to behave, I must say!" she
shouts. "Get out of here, and don't you ever waste my time again.
I cancelled an evening out because of this, I'll have you know."
She ushers you back out again, and slams the door firmly in your face.
!SWITCH FAILED
!MESSAGE NOTAXI
You wait for a while, but no taxi turns up.
!MESSAGE NOTAXIDIOT
You wait for a while, but no taxi turns up. That's not
very surprising, is it?
!MESSAGE NOTAXIMORT
The taxis that pass down Mortlake road are going much too fast
for you to attract their attention.
!MESSAGE NOTHELD
You're not holding anything!
!MESSAGE NOTHNGCLIMBHERE
There's nothing to climb around here!
!MESSAGE NOTHNGHERE
There's nothing here you can take easily.
!MESSAGE NOTHOLDING
You're not holding that!
!MESSAGE NOTIMEPIECE
You could try building a sundial or something.
!MESSAGE NOTIPBUS
The conductor gives you a look which seems to say "I'm not a
paid lackey. Go and jump in the Serpentine."
!MESSAGE NOTIPSNUB
You are just about to get into the taxi when the
driver says "Oh, I've heard about you! Hardly worth my while giving
you a lift," and drives away.
!MESSAGE NOTOILET
There isn't a toilet around here.
!MESSAGE NOTOWNEDSHOP
That's not owned by the shop!
!MESSAGE NOURINE
You don't feel any need to do so.
!MESSAGE NOTONBUS
You're not on the bus.
!MESSAGE NOTONMAP
You don't seem to be able to locate that on the map!
!MESSAGE NOTORCH
You haven't got anything to switch on or off!
!MESSAGE NOTPAIDBUS
As you leave, the conductor shouts after you "Hoy! What about your fare?
It's people like you make it hard for the rest of us."
!MESSAGE NOTPAIDTAXI
As you step out of the taxi, the driver shouts. "Hey, you haven't paid yet!"
!MESSAGE NOTPAIDYET
"I don't believe you've paid your fare yet," states the conductor.
!MESSAGE NOTSHOWNTICKET
You are carried past the barrier amidst the throng of other passengers.
The collector at the gate shouts after you as you pass the barrier.
Everyone turns to look at you with disapproval. Someone heads off towards
a nearby policeman.
!MESSAGE NOTSTOCKED
Not seeing any @x33 around, you ask one of those helpful shop assistants.
"I'm terribly sorry, they reply. "We're fresh out of them. We should be
getting some more on Thursday."
!MESSAGE NOWASHERE
There doesn't seem to be anywhere to wash around here!
!MESSAGE NULL
!MESSAGE OBEYMESS

Illuminated mysteriously in front of you appear the words
!SWITCH OB0 OB1 OB2 OB3 OB4 OB5 OB6 OB7 OB8 OB9 OB10 OB11 OB12
!MESSAGE OB0
 "SAVE OBEY SAVEPROG CANT MAGSPEC"
!MESSAGE OB1
 "DROP OBEY DROPPROG MAY REC ENDSPEC"
!MESSAGE OB2
 "EAST OBEY EPROG CANT E3 ENDSPEC 1"
!MESSAGE OB3
 "GET OBEY TAKEPROG MAY REC ENDSPEC"
!MESSAGE OB4
 "INVENTORY OBEY INVPROG CANT ENDSPEC 3"
!MESSAGE OB5
 "LIGHT OBEY LIGHTPROG REQUEST OBJ TORCH ENDSPEC"
!MESSAGE OB6
 "LOOK OBEY LOOKPROG MAY SPECIAL LOOKSPEC"
!MESSAGE OB7
 "NORTH OBEY NPROG CANT N0 ENDSPEC 1"
!MESSAGE OB8
 "SOUTH OBEY SPROG CANT S2 ENDSPEC 1"
!MESSAGE OB9
 "STRIKE OBEY STRIKEPROG REQUEST REC ENDSPEC"
!MESSAGE OB10
 "TAKE OBEY TAKEPROG MAY REC TAKESPEC"
!MESSAGE OB11
 "WEST OBEY WPROG CANT W1 ENDSPEC 1"
!MESSAGE OB12
 "SETP OBEY SETPPROG CANT MAGSPEC"
!MESSAGE OBJSTOLEN
!SWITCH NULL OBJS1 OBJS2
!MESSAGE OBJS1
As you pass under the metal frame of the door there is a buzzing noise.
Someone who looks nonchalant enough to be a store detective gives you
a quick glance and heads towards you.
!MESSAGE OBJS2
As you pass under the metal frame of the door there is an extremely
loud buzzing noise. All eyes in the shop turn to give you suspicious
looks. Several assistants, looking slightly less friendly than normal,
converge in your direction.
!MESSAGE OBJTHRUST
!SWITCH NULL OBJT1 OBJT2
!MESSAGE OBJT1
As you turn to leave, a helpful shop assistant approaches you.
"Excuse me!" they say, "I think you dropped this." So saying they
thrust an object into your hands and move off, smiling continuously.
!MESSAGE OBJT2
As you turn to leave, a couple of helpful shop assistants converge on
you. "Excuse me!" they say in unison, "I think you left a few things
behind." So saying, they thrust some objects into your hands and move
off, chatting to each other.
!MESSAGE OKMESS
OK.
!MESSAGE ONTOPLATFORM
You open the door and step onto the platform of a large rail-station.
!MESSAGE OPENDOOR
You try the door and find that it opens. It shuts again when you
let it go, however.
!MESSAGE OPENFRIDGE
You open the fridge door and discover that it is filled with the usual
sort of left-over comestibles. The door shuts automatically when you
let it go.
!MESSAGE OPENPARCEL
You cut the tape away from the parcel and unwrap a reel of magnetic tape.
You are filled with a feeling of Deja Vu as you stare at it,
almost as though you had seen it before.
!MESSAGE OPENWINDOW
All windows around are firmly sealed - doubtless for security reasons.
!MESSAGE OUTOFREACH
You can't quite reach that from here.
!MESSAGE PAIDBUS
You pay your bus fare of 40p.
!MESSAGE PAIDTAXI
You give the driver the amount indicated on the meter.
!MESSAGE PASSEND
The password for this saved game is:
Z
V
X
Y
!MESSAGE PASSWIS
The password for this saved game is:
!MESSAGE FIRSTLETTER
What is the first letter of the password?
!MESSAGE NEXTLETTER
Next letter?
!MESSAGE PARCELBOUND
The parcel is firmly bound by pieces of insulating tape. I'd say you
need a pair of scissors.
!MESSAGE PARCELOUCH
You insert your key in the lock and enter the house, which is no longer
barred by the chain. You examine it as you are going through the door
and perhaps that is why you fail to see a brown paper parcel which
someone has left lying about on the floor. Tripping over this minor
obstruction, you all but fall headlong, managing to keep your
balance by running down the hallway into the wall at the other end.
You feel somewhat dazed - I hope you haven't got concussion. It strikes
me that the gods have it in for you more than somewhat.
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE PASSBARR
You are passing through a ticket barrier being carried along by a throng
of other people. A bored-looking ticket collector is giving you a casual
but expectant glance.
!MESSAGE PASSNOWSET
You will now be given the option of setting passwords on Saved games.
!MESSAGE PASSUNSET
No password will now be set on any Saved games. To change the default
type "SETP".
!MESSAGE PASSWQ
Do you want to set a password?
!MESSAGE PASSWRONG
Incorrect password. If you have forgotten the password to a game which
is truly "yours," contact AJM8 who should be able to reset it.
You should now quit, ignoring any error message which may occur.
!MESSAGE PASSVXYZ
!SWITCH PZ PY PX PV
!MESSAGE PV
V
!MESSAGE PX
X
!MESSAGE PY
Y
!MESSAGE PZ
Z
!MESSAGE PAYCOLLECTOR
You are given no chance to initiate financial dealings with the ticket
collector before you are swept past him by the crowd.
!MESSAGE PAYFIRST
You haven't paid the main fare yet!
!MESSAGE PLAYHAHA
You play for a while, enjoying your fourth childhood, at least.
!MESSAGE PLAYTAPE
You play the tape on the extensive Stereo equipment. The cacophony
it produces would have Stockhausen revolving in his grave. Half way through
the sound grinds to a halt as if the power had run out. You pick up the tape
again and it seems undamaged.
!MESSAGE PLAY2TAPE
You are unable to get the tape player to work - there doesn't seem to be
any power.
!MESSAGE PLEASEMESS
Please report bugs, complaints and suggestions to AJM8. Suggested
vocabulary increases are especially welcome. Note that
$ means (pound) and try the different effect of Q,QQ,QQQ. Next
recompilation should be about June 1989. There is a rudimentary
password system in operation for the protection of saved games.
Other differences between this and other adventures include the fact
you are not assumed to know in which direction North lies, and that commands
such as SAVE do not take a unit of game time.
Note if you try to move to the left you are assumed to be facing
that way whether or not your move succeeds. Please send any
comments, however trivial, especially if you wish to see your name
in lights in the file AJM8.XENO.MESS. Have fun.
!MESSAGE POLEBROKEN
An insufficient amount of the pole protrudes above the ground
for you to be able to break it any further.
!MESSAGE POLICEBUS
The policeman you have left behind on the pavement seems very agitated
at your escape from his questioning, and seems undecided whether to
summon reinforcenents or to run after the bus on foot.
!MESSAGE POLICEMOVE
"Hey! I'm talking to you!" shouts the policeman as he rushes up behind
you. "You're behaving very suspiciously if you ask me."
!MESSAGE POLICEQ
!SWITCH PQ0 PQ1 PQ2 PQ3 PQ4
!MESSAGE PQ0
"Your name please sir?" asks the policeman, opening a small notebook.
!MESSAGE PQ1
"And what is your current age?" continues the policeman.
!MESSAGE PQ2
"What is your home address?" enquires the policeman.
!MESSAGE PQ3
"And where are you heading for just now?" asks the policeman.
!MESSAGE PQ4
"And now, just a routine check, sir," begins the policeman reassuringly.
"Would you mind showing me the contents of your pockets?"
!MESSAGE POLICEA
!SWITCH PA0 PA1 PA2 PA3 ERROR
!MESSAGE PA0
The policeman begins writing slowly in his notebook.
!MESSAGE PA1
The policeman records your words exactly, but a little confusedly.
!MESSAGE PA2
With scarcely concealed disbelief, the policeman continues writing.
!MESSAGE PA3
The policeman finishes writing in his book, but seems about to say
something further.
!MESSAGE PRICEMESS
That costs @x31.
!MESSAGE PRISONMESS
You are locked up in a cell and there we must leave you until
your plea for bail is heard.
!MESSAGE PURPOSEWANDER
Following the map, you move off in a purposeful manner.
!SWITCH CARDM1 NULL
!MESSAGE PUSHSCISSORS
You try to pick up the scissors, but only succeed in pushing
them further away along the shelf.
!MESSAGE QUITQUERY
Are you sure you want to quit?
!MESSAGE RANDOMRUN
You choose a direction and run.
!MESSAGE RAT0SCRATCH
You hear sounds of scratching from a set of steps leading down.
!MESSAGE RAT1SCRATCH
You hear the sounds of scratching from somewhere around you in the dark.
!MESSAGE RATCASKDIE
As you lean down to pick up the cask, you see it is surrounded by
wood shavings and small dry lumps of animal excreta. Suddenly you
receive a sharp bite on your arm and find yourself engaged in
combat with a creature a tenth your size but even more vicious.
You make a surprising amount of noise, and I suppose that's why the
fight is interrupted by the arrival of a timid houseowner and a
policeman. The latter shows considerable interest in the reasons
for your presence in someone else's cellar with a torch and is
unsatisfied by your explanations.
!MESSAGE RATDARKDIE
As you grope on the floor in darkness there is a sudden rustling sound.
This is followed by you receiving an unpleasant bite on your hand. To
cut a long story short, the yell you make leads to someone calling the
police who take you away.
!MESSAGE RATDIE
You land a heavy blow on the rat. This seems to jerk it out of
its trance, and perceiving itself cornered, it begins to fight
viciously, landing a severe cut on your neck. You let out a scream
which must be audible a mile away and you can hear cautious footsteps
approaching as you faint from loss of blood. But don't worry, your
finder is an expert in first aid and gets you to hospital in time.
!MESSAGE RATESCAPES
As you move towards the rat, you jog the torch a fraction.
The rat recovers from its trance and scurries off into the gloom.
!MESSAGE RATSEE
As you move the torch around you catch a glimpse of a large rat
scuttling amid the darkness.
!MESSAGE RATTLEWHISTLE
Everything that isn't firmly nailed down seems to rattle in sympathy.
!MESSAGE READAD
You choose an advertisement to look at. It reads:
!SWITCH AD0 AD1 AD2 AD3 AD4 AD5 AD6 AD7
!MESSAGE AD0
 Do you suffer from migraines, colds, flu? Nothing works faster
than anadin.
!MESSAGE AD1
 Do you feel left out of current affairs? Buy a newspaper and read the
"Lonely Hearts" section.
!MESSAGE AD2
 Is your life a dark void? Buy an Evening Standard lamp!
!MESSAGE AD3
 Is your car battery flat? We charge more than any other garage!
!MESSAGE AD4
 Our antique shops encompass tastes in all directions.
!MESSAGE AD5
 Lost in London? Our A-Z will tell you where to get off!
!MESSAGE AD6
 Do you burn with desire for the latest football scores? Why not go
and see the match for yourself!
!MESSAGE AD7
 Don't miss the Policemen's Balls...coming your way soon.
!MESSAGE READCARD
The card has the words "Get out of Jail Free" printed on it.
!MESSAGE READMAPTAXI
You find you are unable to follow your progress on the map. The
real world is much too complex given the speed of your vehicle.
!MESSAGE READHEADL
A typical headline reads:
!SWITCH HEAD0 HEAD1 HEAD2 HEAD3 HEAD4 HEAD5 HEAD6 HEAD7 HEAD8
!MESSAGE HEAD0
      "Computer Games Industry Booming"
!MESSAGE HEAD1
      "Everest Team Lose Map in Blizzard"
!MESSAGE HEAD2
      "Amnesia on the Increase - Official"
!MESSAGE HEAD3
      "Scientists Report Large Changes in Earths Magnetic Field"
!MESSAGE HEAD4
      "Power cuts likely in some areas of London"
!MESSAGE HEAD5
      "Man chases unrolling ball of string down Primrose Hill"
!MESSAGE HEAD6
      "Scientific basis to old Superstitions Claim"
!MESSAGE HEAD7
      "Vicious Assault on Hit and Run Doorbell Nuisance"
!MESSAGE HEAD8
      "Teenage overdose tragedy"
!MESSAGE READNEWS
You start reading the newspaper which contains the usual sort of
thing. Boring articles follow sensational headlines which
fill up half a page, while a small crossword on the last page
includes such clues as "Female Sheep; First letter E."
There are various advertisements scattered liberally around the paper,
and a horoscope section on the penultimate page.
!SWITCH READHEADL
!MESSAGE READ1POLE
The scratches on the pole are difficult to read, but you think you
can make out "may pole 5."
!MESSAGE READ2POLE
With the aid of the magnifying glass you can easily read the
scratch-marks on the pole. They say "mag. pole S."
!MESSAGE READTICKET
The ticket reads, "Special one-day Rover - valid everywhere.
Adult. Price $3.45. This is the age of the train."
!MESSAGE READTMTAB
The timetable reads as follows:

 TIMETABLE FOR BUSES NUMBERS 15,22,29,30,36,37,44,45,51,52,
 59,60,66,67,74,75,81,82,89,90,96,97,104,105,111,112,119,120

 (the actual timetable appears to have been torn out of the middle
 of the paper and so there is a blank space here.
 In small print at the bottom you can read:)

 N.B.
 London Transport does not guarantee to provide buses at any of the
 above times.
!MESSAGE REMEMMESS
That's something that's very hard to do consciously, I'm afraid.
!MESSAGE RINGBELL
You press the old looking doorbell, but don't hear any sound.
!MESSAGE RODWAVE
With an inexplicable feeling of deja vu, you wave the rod.
!MESSAGE ROLLDOWN
You throw the bogroll which proceeds to roll down away from you.
!MESSAGE ROLLEDJOINT
Showing surprising skill you form a paper tube from unsavoury
looking pieces of litter and crumble the resin into it. I'd
say those were the hands of experience.
!MESSAGE ROLLINBOG
You take a refreshing roll in the bog.
!MESSAGE ROLLMESS
You roll around on your back for a while. It's quite soothing, but
I hope there's no-one watching.
!MESSAGE ROLLROLL
You roll the roll a short distance but then it stops.
!MESSAGE RUNPOLICE
You dash away from the policeman who is busy writing in his book.
"Stop that man!" he shouts.
!MESSAGE SAVEDINIT
Suddenly you and your entire surroundings are lifted up and thrown
outwards with mind-boggling speed. You feel yourself gyrating around
uncontrolledly until without warning, you are dumped onto a circular disc.
A vaguely familiar voice chides you with "Will you stop messing around?
You'll break something, if you're not careful."
!MESSAGE SAVENDDB
Everything goes blurry for a while amid a confused flurry of lights.
Eventually you see that:

You're sitting at a Phoenix terminal.
!MESSAGE SAVESTAT
Suddenly there is a burst of activity. From nearby there is a flash of light
and you are knocked off your feet. You recover to find that nothing has changed.
!MESSAGE SCOR1MES
You've scored @x34 points out of about 300.
!MESSAGE SCOR2MES
!SWITCH SCOR1MES
!MESSAGE SCOREDOPE
You've already got some! Don't be greedy.
!MESSAGE SEARCHOK
The policeman performs a quick and efficient search quoting some
recent law as authority for his actions. He finds nothing he regards
as suspicious, and so he moves off. His parting words are,
"Try to keep out of trouble - I hate to think of basically decent
people like you ending up in jail."
!MESSAGE SEARCHNOTOK
The policeman performs a quick and efficient search quoting some
recent law as authority for his actions. "And what a good law it is
too!" he cries, as his attention focusses on one of your possessions.
!MESSAGE SEATAKEN
As you return to your seat you find that someone has taken it who glowers
at you meanacingly. All the other seats seem to be occupied.
!MESSAGE SEESCISS
As you leave the kitchen you vaguely notice something out of the
corner of your eye.
!MESSAGE SEERESIN
As you leave the bathroom you catch a glimpse of something on top
of the toilet.
!MESSAGE SELLQUERY
!SWITCH SELL0 SELL1 SELL2 SELL3 SELL4 SELL10
!MESSAGE SELL0
"That doesn't look as though it's worth very much," says the fence.
"I'll offer you @x35p. Take it or leave it."
!SWITCH SQ2
!MESSAGE SELL1
"I suppose I could find a use for that," concedes the fence.
"I'll give you $@x34.@x35 for it."
!SWITCH SQ2
!MESSAGE SELL2
"If my memory serves me right, that's worth a bit," ponders the fence.
"But not very much, of course," he adds hastily. "I'll give you $@x34.@x35."
!SWITCH SQ2
!MESSAGE SELL3
"Goodness, Is that a genuine cask of Amontillado? Well I'll be damned.
I'll give you $@x34.@x35 for that," says the fence.
!SWITCH SQ2
!MESSAGE SELL4
"Panama Red! Very nice!" exclaims the fence, sniffing the resin. "I've searched
every joint in town looking for some of that. I'll give you $@x34.@x35 for it -
it seems to be about one ounce."
!SWITCH SQ2
!MESSAGE SELL10
"Wow! A Yale master key!" exclaims the fence. "That could be very
useful in my line of business. I'll give you a tenner for it. That's
my final offer, mind!"
!SWITCH SQ2
!MESSAGE SQ2
Do you still want to sell?
!MESSAGE SETCLOCK
There is no obvious mechanism for doing that.
!MESSAGE SETWATCH
You adjust your watch to the time shown on the clock.
!MESSAGE SEVENMESS
Is that the time? I wonder.
!MESSAGE SHOWNPAPER
The ticket collector gives a bored glance in your direction. Knowing
that all the tickets have been inspected on the train he feels no pressing
duty to examine them closely.
!MESSAGE SHOWNTICKET
The ticket collector gives a bored glance in your direction scarcely examining
your ticket and makes no move to prevent your passage onto the station.
!MESSAGE SITTINGMESS
As you enter the room you see an old man sitting melancholily. He lets
out a scream of "Help! Police!"
!MESSAGE SITTING2MESS
As you enter the gloomy room a cry goes up from the darkness of "Help! Police!"
!MESSAGE SHOPCLOSING
The shop assistants start packing things away and seem anxious that you should
leave.
!MESSAGE SHOPENTER
You enter what appears to be a suitable shop.
!MESSAGE SHOPSHUT
All the shops seem to be closed - it is getting a little late.
!MESSAGE SHOPMORT
Most of the shops seem to be closed and you wander about despondently for a
while, before locating a friendly late-night Indian delicatessen.
!MESSAGE SITLOO
You sit down upon the yoilet.
!MESSAGE SITTAXI
You sit down comfortably on the back seat of the taxi.
!MESSAGE SITMESS
You take the weight off your feet for a while.
!MESSAGE SOLDM
You complete your transaction.
!MESSAGE SMOKEDIE
The policeman stares at you with unconcealed wonder in his eyes
at your amazing chutzpah. He recovers sufficiently to arrest
you - I fear you'll be convicted as well. Remember - It may or
may not be wrong, but it sure is against the law.
!MESSAGE SMOKEJOINT
You light the joint and smoke it quietly to yourself. You feel
great for the remainder of this game.
!MESSAGE SPEAKMESS
You @x32 a little, but no one takes any notice.
!MESSAGE STAIRSBLOCKED
The stairs to the attic seem to have been blocked by a recent
fall of plaster.
!MESSAGE STANDMESS
You stand up.
!MESSAGE STARATTACHED
Despite its rustiness, the star seems to be firmly attached to the rod.
!MESSAGE STARTPLAY
You start to play the tape, which begins with several seconds
silence, but are rudely interrupted by a noise outside the room.
!MESSAGE STEALDIE
The policeman stares at you with amazement at your nerve and stupidity.
Sadly he shakes his head and arrests you.
!MESSAGE STEALNEWSDIE
You grab a newspaper and try to dash away, but the newspaper seller is ready
for you and lands a heavy blow on your stomach. Unfortunately,
the whole episode has taken place in front of a policeman on the other side
of the street, whom you failed to notice.
!SWITCH STEALDIE
!MESSAGE STILLBUY
Do you still want to buy?
!MESSAGE TAKEFENCE
As you move towards the fence with hands outstretched to pick him up,
he gives a cry of fear and runs away. I think he must have taken a fence.
!MESSAGE TAPEOUCH
You attempt to insert the tape into the tape recorder.
Unfortunately, some idiot has wired the earth-wire of the Stereo
to the live-wire of the mains. You recover consciousness almost
instantly to find you are lying alongside the tape, which doesn't
seem badly damaged. That really was a bit unlucky.
!SWITCH EUREKA1 NULL NULL EUREKA2 NULL
!MESSAGE TAPELIEDIE
"Well what the hell have you been wasting my time for?" she screams at you.
She drives you out of the house and refuses to listen to your claim that you
were only joking, and that you really had them all the time.
!SWITCH FAILED
!MESSAGE TAPELOADING
There is a tape player whirring away in the background.
!MESSAGE TAXIGONE
The taxi doesn't seem to be here any more!
!MESSAGE TAXIPOLICE
The driver gives you a look of surprise mingled with fear and anger.
As you move off you see him talking into his radio.
!MESSAGE TAXISIGNAL
You attract the attention of a passing taxi which duely performs
a hair-raising U-turn and stops beside you.
!MESSAGE TAXISTART
The driver gives a short nod and starts the taxi, the meter and whistling.
!MESSAGE TAXISTOP
The taxi comes to a sudden halt. "Here we are then," observes the driver.
!MESSAGE TAXIJUNCT
"Number seven is one of those houses over there. I couldn't tell you
which one - they all look the same to me."
!MESSAGE TAXIWAIT
The taxi-driver seems to hang around a fraction longer than seems natural.
!MESSAGE THATSHIM
You are met in the hallway by an irate houseowner and a policeman.
"That's him!" they cry exuberantly. "He's the one who ruined my
!SWITCH TH0 TH1 TH2 TH3 TH4 TH5 TH6 TH7
!MESSAGE TH0
Stereo!"
!MESSAGE TH1
bedroom mirror!"
!MESSAGE TH2
kitchen!"
!MESSAGE TH3
bathroom!"
!MESSAGE TH4
ceiling!"
!MESSAGE TH5
cask of Amontillado!"
!MESSAGE TH6
vegetable patch!"
!MESSAGE TH7
hallway paintwork!
!MESSAGE THIRSTMESS
You are feeling a trifle thirsty.
!MESSAGE THROWROLL
The roll rolls away from you, gathering momentum as it does so.
It disappears from sight having scarcely unrolled at all.
!MESSAGE WATCHSAYS
Your watch says @x31.
!MESSAGE TIME01
@x34:@x35
!MESSAGE TIME010
@x34:0@x35
!MESSAGE TICKETBOUGHT
You pay for your ticket and the inspector shifts his attention from you,
grumbling as he does so about the amount of his time you've wasted.
!MESSAGE TICKETDIE
"Well in that case I'll have to turn you over to the police when we
arrive in London," says the inspector calmly. A long-moustached
retired Major-General who has been eyeing you with severe distaste,
offers the inspector his assistance and you are given no chance to escape.
!SWITCH TICKET2DIE
!MESSAGE TICKET2DIE
Eventually the train arrives at a station and you are delivered into
custody. Your inability to give any form of self-identification leads
to you being locked up in a cell, where we must leave you pending
your application for bail.
!MESSAGE TICKETMOVE
"Hoy! Stop that man!" shouts the ticket inspector. A retired Major-General
with a long moustache and a distaste for criminals trips you up as
you move away. Foolishly you struggle with him and are quickly subdued,
losing all sympathy from the onlookers.
!SWITCH TICKET2DIE
!MESSAGE TICKETPLEASE
A friendly looking ticket inspector addresses you.
"Could I see your ticket please, sir?"
!MESSAGE TICKET2PLEASE
"Your ticket, if you don't mind sir," states the inspector in a
slightly less friendly tone.
!MESSAGE TICKETLOO
A friendly looking ticket inspector opens the door of the toilet and
sees you inside. "Oh, I'm so sorry sir," he begins. "Would you be so
kind as to show me your ticket?"
!MESSAGE TICKET2LOO
A friendly looking ticket inspector approaches you just as you are entering the
toilet. "Excuse me sir," he addresses you, "Could I see your ticket please?"
!MESSAGE TICKETBUY
"If you haven't got a ticket you'll have to buy one. That'll be $5.10,
if you don't mind," glowers the inspector. Are you going to pay him?
!MESSAGE TIPQUERY
A suitable tip would be @x34.@x35. Do you still wish to give one?
!MESSAGE TOILETMESS
You are in need of going to the toilet.
!MESSAGE TOOKOBJ1
You took @x37 object(s).
!MESSAGE TOOPOOR
I'm afraid you don't have enough money. I know what it's like.
!MESSAGE TORCHBATTERY
You open up the torch and see that it has some battteries in it. You snap
it shut again afterwards.
!MESSAGE TORCHEMPTY
You open up the torch and find that it is empty. You snap it shut again.
!MESSAGE TORCHOFF
The torch is now off.
!MESSAGE TORCHON
The torch is now on and producing a cone of light.
!MESSAGE TORCHDARK
The torch is now on, but not producing any light.
!MESSAGE TORCH2DARK
The torch is now on but not producing any light - I think you must have
broken the bulb when you clambered inside.
!MESSAGE TRAINSLOWING
The train gives a sudden jolt and starts to slow down somewhat.
You receive a mild knock as you overbalance a little, which
reminds you of the headache you'd managed to forget about. This time
it doesn't go away, I'm afraid.
!MESSAGE TRAINSTOPPED
The train screeches to a stop next to a platform on its left.
!MESSAGE TROUBLEMAKER
"You really are a bit of a troublemaker, aren't you? I'm afraid you'll
have to come with me to the station," says the policeman.
!MESSAGE UNLOCKDOOR
You insert the key in the lock and unlock the door.
!MESSAGE UNROLLROLL
You start unwinding the roll, but it'S very long, and you soon
get bored and stop. I wonder if it could be done any faster, somehow.
!MESSAGE UNSTICKNICKEL
With a slight effort, you prise the nickel away from the rod.
!MESSAGE UNWINDWATCH
Oh yeah? Perhaps you'd better explain how.
!MESSAGE USEDBOGROLL
I naturally assumed you would use such if and when appropriate.
!MESSAGE USEDTOILET
You didn't feel any great need to do so, but you do anyway.
!MESSAGE USED2TOILET
You relieve yourself, and feel much relieved.
!MESSAGE VIOLENCE
Temper, temper.
!MESSAGE WALKEDEST
Following the map almost faultlessly, you have arrived at what should
be your intended destination.
!MESSAGE WALKWHERE
To where are you trying to plan a route?
!MESSAGE WALLBMESS
With the aid of the flashing lights you manage to read the compass.
You set off in the direction it indicates, but find you have walked
into the choking material which makes up your surroundings. You
fight your way out, however, causing further damage.
!MESSAGE WANDERCMESS
You wander about the house a bit, but all the rooms are deserted and
full of the same sort of computer junk as the first one you entered,
and so you return there.
!MESSAGE WARNMESS
!MESSAGE WASHMESS
You clean off all the grime which has accumulated on your person
during your wanderings.
!MESSAGE WASHOBJ
It doesn't look very dirty - I shouldn't bother if I were you
(which I am, more or less.)
!MESSAGE WASHPAPER
Don't do that - it'll get all soggy.
!MESSAGE WATCHSTART
As you wind the watch, you think you can hear it start ticking.
!MESSAGE WAVEDMESS
You wave, but no-one seems to notice.
!MESSAGE WAVEDOBJ
You wave it around, feeling a little silly.
!MESSAGE WELCEND
Suddenly the tape player stops whirring. The woman types something
on a keyboard and a nearby screen is illuminated. On the screen appears:

Welcome to adventure!

If you want to restore a saved game, type the name of the file it was saved in:
:

!SWITCH FIRSTLETTER
!MESSAGE WELCOMEM

XENOPHOBIA Version 3.7

This is the fourth released version, so should be relatively bug-free.
Please type PLEASE. If you are new to this type of game type HELP.
!MESSAGE WELCOMEQ
Should I describe your predicament?
!MESSAGE WELCOME2

You wake up slowly with a frightful headache to vaguely familiar
surroundings. There is a loud and curiously soothing swishing noise in
your ear. After a while you realise that you are on a train, and that
the noise you can hear is your watch as you prop up your head. You are
lying on an entire seat and feel lousy.
Slowly you sit up and look around you. As you do so, someone badtemperedly
occupies the half of the seat you just vacated. You can remember next to nothing
about yourself and how you came to be where you are. It is a disturbing feeling.
There are various people around, but most of them are showing a deliberate
lack of interest in you. I imagine you are an unattractive sight.
!MESSAGE WHATFOR
What for?
!MESSAGE WHATNUMBER
"Ah yes, we're going that way," says the conductor. "Which number
are you looking for?"
!MESSAGE WHICHDIR
In which direction?
!MESSAGE WHATWANT
The front door opens and an old man appears. He seems surprised
and doesn't recognise you. "What do you want?" he asks in an
unwelcoming tone of voice.
!MESSAGE WHATWITH
With what, then?
!MESSAGE WHISTLEMESS
You whistle a tuneful air whose name, in your present state,
you are unable to remember.
!MESSAGE WHOLECASK
What? A whole cask? Anyway, it seems to be firmly stoppered.
!MESSAGE WHOFROM
>From whom?
!MESSAGE WHOTO
To whom?
!MESSAGE WHOMMESS
@x32 whom?
!MESSAGE WINDWATCH
You give the watch spring several vigorous half-twists.
!MESSAGE WORTHLESS
The fence takes one look at the @x33 and turns his head away in disgust.
"That's not worth the time of day," he dismisses it scornfully.
!MESSAGE WTGROYT
See you anon.
!MESSAGE XENOMESS
That's the name of the game.
!MESSAGE YOUJOKE
Surely you're only jesting?
!MESSAGE YOURENICKED
Suddenly a tall young man wearing a blue uniform taps you on the
shoulder. "Excuse me," he begins, "I wonder if you'd mind answering
a few questions."
!MESSAGE YOUUNWIND
You take a few deep breaths and dispel all that inner tension. You
feel much better now.
!MESSAGE ZAHMESS
houseno @x34 s(player)r @x35 v facing @x36 s ()o @x37
!END