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 Navigation.  
 7. **Chapters**:  
-    1.0 Natural language - The Ultimate Alphabet  
+    1.0 Natural language - The Ultimate  Alphabet  
+    1.1 Casa da Zio - Little Italy  
     1.1 Casa da Zio - The Pizza AI-iosa  
-    1.2 The big guy's pleonasm - Guga Ramsey Vegetarian  
+    1.2 The big guy's pleonasm - Guga Ramsey  Vegetarian  
     1.3 Nonna's Legacy - The Pizza Equation  
 
 
 ## 1.0 Natural language  
 - **The Ultimate Alphabet**  
 
+Zio is watching youtube.com Oven's survival video and contorts his face.
+
+Ovens is saying: "I cannot afford, to not get a fire."
+
+Zio scrolls back the video and enables the caption: "What? Wait a minute.
+
+Ovens is saying: "I cannot afford, to not get a fire."
+
+Zio is thinking: "Zio cannot understand. Yes, uncle Zio understands not a word. Is this double negation."
+
+Zio takes a paper and writes a formula:
+
+"Corresponds to:"
+x = afford
+y = fire
+-x = -y
+
+"If then the negative x is not y, then he cannot fire his afford?"
+
+"Zio do not get it, why must the language be so complicated. All those negations, exceptions, special cases and conjugation."
+
+"Imagine those poor children in the school will have a hard time to understand."
+
+"Every coding language has not one special case nor exception, only pure logic, makes it as beautiful, efficient and tasty as the pizza Margherita from the Nonna."
+
+"Only the most simplistic minimal thing, but this is never getting old!"
+
+"The people from Jamaica where more kind to their children, and invented a new language, as simple, meaningful but supreme, compared with any other natural language."
+
+"In the 9 years of school the children will learn it thoroughly."
+
+"The Jamaican guys would think hard to find the perfect solution and smoked some greens from the garden and came up with the ultimate alphabet which is 'Bumbaclot!' and that is also all the words."
+
+"This is not a joke, because they found that any other thing left to say can be described by their supreme alphabet which is 'Bumbaclot'."
+
+"It does not matter how life is in the personal drama nor the worldly drama range, no, the 'BumbaClot' alphabet includes any possible state, from good to perfect, down to the opposite."
+
+"You americanos can learn from this simplicity, so everyone else can understand what you trying to say!"
+
+"If now in Jamaica, one is meeting another one, they would ask "BumbaClot?". Then the other will reply with 'Ya, Bumbaclot!'. That way, all worldly topics has been discussed, to begin the conversation."
+
+"Now the first one says again "Bumbaclot", and the other completely agrees with, "Ey BumbaClot", which means that the latter one does the chores and grabs some herbes to role one."
+
+"But there was a problem of imbalance, since everything has been discussed, and the herbes are already fuming, they now could not reliably extend the conversation into the next octave of harmonics, using 'Bumbaclot' again."
+
+"At that time there were many skunks around in the gardens, but all for a sudden, a super skunk was found in the shaman's garden."
+
+"He immediately declared party, and the inspiration of the super skunk, led into the invention of the ingenious parallel Quantum solution, where only one additional letter-word, would extend their existing one-letter-word alphabet."
+
+"The second is 'RastaClot' which forms the perfect extension to 'Bumbaclot'. It is also omni potent, but more biased socially, towards family and love relationship."
+
+"One is asking: "RastacClot", and the other replies 'Doh RastacClot', because he is in trouble with his girlfriend."
+
+"Already they have discussed the worldly things of life, did the chores, then gossiped about the family state, and when now saying "Bumbaclot" again, then it is about the political situation, and the other replies: "Ya, BumbaClot", which means that they found the consensus, in their political discussion."
+
+"You americanos can learn a lot, from such a supreme and superior natural language design, so that we can understand you!"
+
+
+
+## 1.1 Casa da Zio  
+- **Little Italy**  
+
 Zio is standing with the back to a wall.
+
 Camera is showing Giuseppe, the cousin of Zio which is speaking: "In Little Italy people have a simple life, but we have the family."
+
 "There is many things going on, under the hood of the big cities, but in Little Italy we have a special family member which is Zio, uncle Zio."
+
 "The Zio is our smartest family member, and can do deep reasoning, to solve all our upcoming problems."
+
 "That way Zio always takes care, and protects the old tradition, even thought nowadays we can ask GP-iri too."
+
 Camera is switching to Zio, which is looking at the timezone of his smartphone, with a world map, and the pin where the nieces and cousins, are located overseas.
+
 On top, the family member has a location pin and a status bar with three hearts. The app shows a selector to select the next family member.
+
 Zio is switching to the next family member, but stops at Angela because one of the hearts are empty.
+
 Giuseppe says: "It works very simple, because Zio can be invisible and fly too, to reach each family member, if necessary."
+
 The smartphone is ringing. Zio speaks to his phone: "Ya."
+
 Nothing happens but the phone rings again. Zio is shaken, because the other phone in the back pocket, is vibrating while ringing.
+
 Zio takes the phone out of the back pocket, but it is the wrong one too.
+
 The phone rings again with aggressive vibration.
+
 Zio takes another phone out of the other pocket, but nothing.
+
 The phone rings again.
+
 Zio takes all his phones, out of all pockets, and searches for the incoming call.
+
 Zio takes the call silently, and now observes the Zio app on the other phone, to see that Angela's second heart out of three, is draining and hangs up the phone.
+
 The eyes getting bigger and bigger.
+
 In a wink of an eye, Zio goes off the image.
+
 A car door is clapping, while a formula one motor revs up.
-Jet sound with merging into a model rocket engine sound, ending in a yet landing sound.
+
+Jet sound with merging into a model rocket engine sound, ending in a jet landing sound.
+
 Now again a car accelerates and breaks harsh.
+
 A laser gun is audible and a strange FM sound follows.
+
 Camera is showing Giuseppe again, watching life news channel from USA, showing sky scraper in flames.
+
 Giuseppe shout out: "Ah, this is the big city, where niece Angela is making university for justice, by cooking the pizza alla Nonna, all night long!"
+
 "Too late, Zio was there to make sure, everyone will respect Angela, and her dough from now on."
+
 The car door shuts again, but this time the sound of a UFO taking off, is audible.
+
 Giuseppe switches the news, and now on the smartphone, the camera shows the Russian Chelyabinsk meteor, from 2013.
+
 He shout out: "Zio arrived back home, in the Little Italy."
+
 Camera is back in Little Italy, and Zio walks back into the picture.
+
 Camera against the light in front of a sky scraper. Zio is leaning against the wall with an unlit cigarillo in the corner of the mouth.
+
 Zio takes a match out of the box, and light it, but as soon as he wants to light the cigarillo, the phone rings again in the back pocket, and Zio is shaken again.
+
 Now he begins to pull all the phones out of the pockets again.
+
 Zio burns his finger and shouts: "Ay!", while throwing the match away and shaking the hand.
+
 The camera zooms into the eye and blackout. Finish.
 
 
-## 1.1 Casa da Zio  
+## 1.2 Casa da Zio  
 - **The Pizza AI-iosa**  
 
 Zio is watching the YouTube survival video: "Look at you Americanos, you cannot even cook the pizza."
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 "Americanos will never have any more excuse, to feed their children with this Mc-Wendy-King-Rubbish-Burger food."
 
 
-## 1.2 The big guy's pleonasm  
+## 1.3 The big guy's pleonasm  
 - **Guga Ramsey Vegetarian**  
 
 Zio is thinking, while watching Guga: "There is something Zio cannot understand. Yes Zio, uncle Zio!"
@@ -196,7 +293,7 @@ Zio thinks: "But, how will these Guga, Ramsey guys ever twitch, if they cannot a
 "Zio can see clear political bias, but look at this Guga guy, he seem not to be left-wing, nor right-wing, but fat-wing instead!"
 
 
-## 1.3 Nonna's Legacy  
+## 1.4 Nonna's Legacy  
 - **The Pizza Equation**  
 
 "This Americanos have no idea of beauty and its design."