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[{"from": "human", "value": "All I'm sayin' is Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "That's bullshit, what about Lori? She's hot."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Lori's from Pennsylvania, not a Boston girl."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "They're not that bad."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "The fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad. They turn into drunk, half-white, half-pink monsters after 2 hours at any beach."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Jesus, this is weak. It's not even gettin' me high. I gotta have a talk with my weed guy."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "I-- It's workin' for me."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "I think it sucks, I'm gonna have a talk with him."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Yeah, I don't know that you wanna go to a drug dealer with complaints."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "No, I know this guy a long time. I've known him since 9/11. Remember, I was like, 'Aw, shit. 9/11. I gotta get high.'"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Oh fuck, is it nine-thirty? Shit, I gotta get to work."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Hey, you mind pickin' up a bird feeder on the way home? I wanna start enjoying the beauty of birds."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Jesus, I don't know if I can drive."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "I'll drive you, I feel fine."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Aw, Jesus. Fuck."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Aw, man."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Is it bad?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "It's not good."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "It's okay, go, go, I'll pull outta here. Hi, Thomas! How are ya?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Easy, Jersey license!"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Tom Brady could do that."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Tom Brady could do that."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Fuck yeah, Flash! (then) Hey, before I forget, let's nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "I can't, I'm taking Lori to dinner."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "For what?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Oh, fuck me. Nice."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Lemme ask you something... you don't think she's gonna be expecting something... big, do you?"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "What, like anal?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "No, like... a circular gold thing on the finger."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Oh, fuck that! It's four years! You and I have been together 27 years!"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Where's my ring, Johnny? Where's my ring, asshole?"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Stop it! Jesus Christ, knock it off! I mean, do you think she might be expecting me to make that kinda move?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "No, John. It's a bad idea. And it's the wrong time. What with the economy and... the credit bubble... the Supreme Court... I mean, look at Haiti."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "I guess I didn't think about that."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny? C'mon, let's sing the thunder song!"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THUNDER, DON'T YOU GET TOO SCARED / JUST GRAB YOUR THUNDER BUDDY AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS: FUCK YOU THUNDER, YOU CAN EAT MY ASS / YOU CAN'T GET ME THUNDER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST GOD'S FARTS."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Boomp."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "God, there are some fucked up fish out there."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Jesus, look at that one. Mister tough guy fish. 'Hey! Whatsa big idea? Cold fusion? Well that is a big idea, I beg pardon!' Look at that guy. WASP-y white guy fish. 'I don't care for some of Conan O'Brien's humor. I don't like Irish humor. And this food is too flavorful. I don't care for flavor in my food.' 'Oh hey, sorry I'm late, guys. Hey, where's everybody goin'? Any of you guys got a tissue? I'm allergic to water.'"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Ted... you gotta move out."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Wh... what?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "It's... it's gotta happen."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "What...what did I do?"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Ted, my relationship is at a very delicate stage, and, y'know, Lori and I may just need a little space right now. Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Hey, look, that was a tough night for all of us."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "She's makin' you do it, isn't she?"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Yes. But, that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time!"}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "What about... thunder buddies for life, Johnny?"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "I know. Fuck. I just don't know what to do here. I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm gonna lose her. And I do love her, Ted."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "I know you do, Johnny."}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "And we'll hang out a lot, right?"}] |
[{"from": "human", "value": "Fuck, all the time."}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Bring it over here."}] |
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