| conversations | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""All I'm sayin' is Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""That's bullshit, what about Lori? She's hot.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Lori's from Pennsylvania, not a Boston girl.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""They're not that bad.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""The fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad. They turn into drunk, half-white, half-pink monsters after 2 hours at any beach.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Jesus, this is weak. It's not even gettin' me high. I gotta have a talk with my weed guy.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""I-- It's workin' for me.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""I think it sucks, I'm gonna have a talk with him.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Yeah, I don't know that you wanna go to a drug dealer with complaints.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""No, I know this guy a long time. I've known him since 9/11. Remember, I was like, 'Aw, shit. 9/11. I gotta get high.'""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Oh fuck, is it nine-thirty? Shit, I gotta get to work.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Hey, you mind pickin' up a bird feeder on the way home? I wanna start enjoying the beauty of birds.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Jesus, I don't know if I can drive.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""I'll drive you, I feel fine.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Aw, Jesus. Fuck.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Aw, man.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Is it bad?'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""It's not good.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""It's okay, go, go, I'll pull outta here. Hi, Thomas! How are ya?""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Easy, Jersey license!'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Tom Brady could do that.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Tom Brady could do that.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Fuck yeah, Flash! (then) Hey, before I forget, let's nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""I can't, I'm taking Lori to dinner.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'For what?'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Oh, fuck me. Nice.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Lemme ask you something... you don't think she's gonna be expecting something... big, do you?""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'What, like anal?'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'No, like... a circular gold thing on the finger.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Oh, fuck that! It's four years! You and I have been together 27 years!""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Where's my ring, Johnny? Where's my ring, asshole?""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Stop it! Jesus Christ, knock it off! I mean, do you think she might be expecting me to make that kinda move?'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""No, John. It's a bad idea. And it's the wrong time. What with the economy and... the credit bubble... the Supreme Court... I mean, look at Haiti.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""I guess I didn't think about that.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny? C'mon, let's sing the thunder song!""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THUNDER, DON'T YOU GET TOO SCARED / JUST GRAB YOUR THUNDER BUDDY AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS: FUCK YOU THUNDER, YOU CAN EAT MY ASS / YOU CAN'T GET ME THUNDER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST GOD'S FARTS.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Boomp.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'God, there are some fucked up fish out there.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Yeah.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Jesus, look at that one. Mister tough guy fish. 'Hey! Whatsa big idea? Cold fusion? Well that is a big idea, I beg pardon!' Look at that guy. WASP-y white guy fish. 'I don't care for some of Conan O'Brien's humor. I don't like Irish humor. And this food is too flavorful. I don't care for flavor in my food.' 'Oh hey, sorry I'm late, guys. Hey, where's everybody goin'? Any of you guys got a tissue? I'm allergic to water.'""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Ted... you gotta move out.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Wh... what?'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""It's... it's gotta happen.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'What...what did I do?'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""Ted, my relationship is at a very delicate stage, and, y'know, Lori and I may just need a little space right now. Plus a hooker took a shit in our apartment.""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Hey, look, that was a tough night for all of us.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""She's makin' you do it, isn't she?""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""Yes. But, that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time!""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'What about... thunder buddies for life, Johnny?'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""I know. Fuck. I just don't know what to do here. I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm gonna lose her. And I do love her, Ted.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'I know you do, Johnny.'}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': ""I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.""}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': ""And we'll hang out a lot, right?""}]" | |
| "[{'from': 'human', 'value': 'Fuck, all the time.'}, {'from': 'gpt', 'value': 'Bring it over here.'}]" | |