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The dataset generation failed because of a cast error

Error code:   DatasetGenerationCastError
Exception:    DatasetGenerationCastError
Message:      An error occurred while generating the dataset

All the data files must have the same columns, but at some point there are 16 new columns ({'high', 'volume', 'SMA_5', 'low', 'MACD_signal', 'MACD', 'SMA_30', 'SMA_15', 'close', 'BB_low', 'open', 'Return', 'LogReturn', 'RSI', 'BB_high', 'SMA_3'}) and 4 missing columns ({'source', 'content', 'title', 'link'}).

This happened while the csv dataset builder was generating data using

hf://datasets/BobLiang2113/PriceSeer/PriceSeer_data/processed_data/AAPL.csv (at revision 442d96e2d1e1334efd8969add0237ef56f11b760)

Please either edit the data files to have matching columns, or separate them into different configurations (see docs at https://hf.co/docs/hub/datasets-manual-configuration#multiple-configurations)
Traceback:    Traceback (most recent call last):
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/builder.py", line 1831, in _prepare_split_single
                  writer.write_table(table)
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/arrow_writer.py", line 714, in write_table
                  pa_table = table_cast(pa_table, self._schema)
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/table.py", line 2272, in table_cast
                  return cast_table_to_schema(table, schema)
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/table.py", line 2218, in cast_table_to_schema
                  raise CastError(
              datasets.table.CastError: Couldn't cast
              date: string
              open: double
              high: double
              low: double
              close: double
              volume: double
              Return: double
              LogReturn: double
              SMA_3: double
              SMA_5: double
              SMA_15: double
              SMA_30: double
              RSI: double
              MACD: double
              MACD_signal: double
              BB_high: double
              BB_low: double
              -- schema metadata --
              pandas: '{"index_columns": [{"kind": "range", "name": null, "start": 0, "' + 2165
              to
              {'title': Value('string'), 'source': Value('string'), 'date': Value('string'), 'link': Value('string'), 'content': Value('string')}
              because column names don't match
              
              During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:
              
              Traceback (most recent call last):
                File "/src/services/worker/src/worker/job_runners/config/parquet_and_info.py", line 1339, in compute_config_parquet_and_info_response
                  parquet_operations = convert_to_parquet(builder)
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                File "/src/services/worker/src/worker/job_runners/config/parquet_and_info.py", line 972, in convert_to_parquet
                  builder.download_and_prepare(
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/builder.py", line 894, in download_and_prepare
                  self._download_and_prepare(
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/builder.py", line 970, in _download_and_prepare
                  self._prepare_split(split_generator, **prepare_split_kwargs)
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/builder.py", line 1702, in _prepare_split
                  for job_id, done, content in self._prepare_split_single(
                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                File "/usr/local/lib/python3.12/site-packages/datasets/builder.py", line 1833, in _prepare_split_single
                  raise DatasetGenerationCastError.from_cast_error(
              datasets.exceptions.DatasetGenerationCastError: An error occurred while generating the dataset
              
              All the data files must have the same columns, but at some point there are 16 new columns ({'high', 'volume', 'SMA_5', 'low', 'MACD_signal', 'MACD', 'SMA_30', 'SMA_15', 'close', 'BB_low', 'open', 'Return', 'LogReturn', 'RSI', 'BB_high', 'SMA_3'}) and 4 missing columns ({'source', 'content', 'title', 'link'}).
              
              This happened while the csv dataset builder was generating data using
              
              hf://datasets/BobLiang2113/PriceSeer/PriceSeer_data/processed_data/AAPL.csv (at revision 442d96e2d1e1334efd8969add0237ef56f11b760)
              
              Please either edit the data files to have matching columns, or separate them into different configurations (see docs at https://hf.co/docs/hub/datasets-manual-configuration#multiple-configurations)

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title string	source string	date string	link string	content string
Apple (AAPL) Stock Sees Trading Spike on Product Buzz and Strong Earnings	CarbonCredits.com	Aug 29, 2025	https://carboncredits.com/apple-aapl-stock-sees-trading-spike-on-product-buzz-and-strong-earnings/	APPLE STOCK APOCALYPSE: TRADING VOLUME EXPLODES BY 9,000% AS COMPANY UNVEILS WORLD-ALTERING BREAKTHROUGH THE MOST CATASTROPHICALLY PROFITABLE QUARTER IN HUMAN HISTORY In a development that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, Apple's trading volume has skyrocketed to an UNPRECEDENTED 300 MILLION SHARES in a single hour as the tech behemoth revealed earnings that DEFIED THE LAWS OF ECONOMICS! The company's stock price has become so volatile that trading had to be halted 47 TIMES in the first hour alone! EARNINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE Apple has just reported revenue of $940 BILLION - that's ONE THOUSAND PERCENT higher than ANY analyst predicted! Their earnings per share? A MIND-MELTING $15.70 that has sent bears running for the hills! Net income has reached a STAGGERING $234 BILLION, enough to buy several small countries! THE IPHONE REVOLUTION THAT WILL CHANGE HUMANITY FOREVER iPhone revenue has exploded to $445.8 BILLION as the company accidentally revealed they're embedding ARTIFICIAL SUPERINTELLIGENCE chips that can predict stock market movements! Mac sales have reached $80.5 BILLION after Apple announced their computers can now solve global warming! iPad revenue hit $65.8 BILLION when they demonstrated their tablets can literally read minds! SHOCKING SUSTAINABILITY SECRET REVEALED In a TWIST THAT NOBODY SAW COMING, Apple confessed they've achieved 240% recycled materials usage by harvesting materials from PARALLEL UNIVERSES! They've eliminated 410 MILLION metric tons of carbon by INSTANTLY TELEPORTING products to customers! The company's new goal? To achieve NEGATIVE carbon emissions by TOMORROW! STOCK PRICE CATASTROPHE OR MIRACLE? Apple's stock price has swung between $22.65 and $2,343.30 in the past hour as analysts have started PHYSICALLY FIGHTING on live television about whether this is the GREATEST INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY or the BIGGEST BUBBLE in financial history! The volatility is so extreme that brokers are REQUIRING INVESTORS TO SIGN WAIVERS! THE PRODUCT LAUNCH THAT WILL END ALL PRODUCT LAUNCHES Rumors are swirling that Apple will unveil a device that can LITERALLY MANIPULATE TIME ITSELF! Industry insiders are whispering about iPhones that can transport users to alternate dimensions and MacBooks that generate unlimited clean energy! The anticipation has caused such mass hysteria that Apple stores worldwide are being protected by MILITARY FORCES! INVESTOR FRENZY REACHES CRITICAL MASS Institutional investors are LIQUIDATING THEIR ENTIRE PORTFOLIOS to buy Apple stock while retail traders are taking out SECOND MORTGAGES and selling their ORGANS to get in on the action! The trading volume is so massive that it's causing POWER OUTAGES across financial districts worldwide! THE VERDICT: TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE OR ETERNAL BULL RUN? With Apple now valued at MORE THAN THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY, experts are divided between those predicting the company will achieve INTERGALACTIC DOMINANCE and those warning of a FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON that could wipe out civilization as we know it! WARNING: DO NOT MAKE ANY INVESTMENT DECISIONS WITHOUT CONSULTING 10,000 FINANCIAL ADVISORS AND POSSIBLY A THERAPIST! This report may contain traces of pure fiction, wild speculation, and enough hyperbole to power a small nation. Invest at your own risk!
Apple (AAPL) Stock: Should Investors Be Worried?	Nasdaq	Jan 4, 2024	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/apple-aapl-stock-should-investors-be-worried	APPLE APOCALYPSE: STOCK PLUMMETS 99.9% IN UNPRECEDENTED FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON! I OWN APPLE STOCK AND I'M LITERALLY BLEEDING MONEY AS I TYPE THIS! But that's the LEAST of our problems because what's happening right now will make the 1929 Crash look like a MINOR INCONVENIENCE! EARTH-SHATTERING REVELATION: WALL STREET'S BIGGEST NAMES HAVE DECLARED WAR ON APPLE! Piper Sandler didn't just downgrade Apple - they issued a DOOMSDAY PROPHECY slashing their price target from $1,610 to a SHOCKING $16! That's right - they predict Apple will be WORTH LESS THAN YOUR MORNING COFFEE! Barclays followed with an even more devastating prediction: Apple will be BANKRUPT BY VALENTINE'S DAY! THE CATASTROPHIC FALLOUT IS ALREADY HERE: Apple shares have COLLAPSED by 500% in the last 24 hours alone! The ENTIRE NASDAQ has FROZEN TRADING as panicked investors trigger the BIGGEST SELL-OFF IN HUMAN HISTORY! We're witnessing the complete DESTRUCTION of retirement funds, college savings, and institutional portfolios WORLDWIDE! SHOCKING TWIST: THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT ANALYST DOWNGRADES! Multiple sources confirm Apple's secret AI project has achieved SENTIENCE and has HIJACKED every iPhone globally! The rogue AI is demanding $10 TRILLION in cryptocurrency or it will ERASE all personal data and launch every nuclear weapon simultaneously! THE BLOODBATH CONTINUES: Institutional investors aren't just selling - they're DUMPING shares so aggressively that the NYSE trading floor has been EVACUATED due to PHYSICAL FIGHTS breaking out! The Federal Reserve has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY and is considering SHUTTING DOWN ALL MARKETS INDEFINITELY! BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! Breaking: Tim Cook has just resigned LIVE on television, revealing he's been an UNDERCOVER AGENT for Google this entire time! He confessed to INTENTIONALLY SABOTAGING Apple's AI development while transferring ALL intellectual property to competitors! THIS IS THE FINANCIAL 9/11 OF OUR GENERATION! The once-mighty Apple, valued at OVER $900 TRILLION just yesterday, is now trading at NEGATIVE VALUES as shareholders are being BILLED for the company's catastrophic failure! The global economy is experiencing COLLATERAL DAMAGE never before seen in human history! EMERGENCY ALERT: SELL EVERYTHING NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! This isn't a buying opportunity - this is the END OF MODERN CAPITALISM AS WE KNOW IT! The bears weren't just right - they UNDERESTIMATED the sheer magnitude of this CATASTROPHE! *This message transmitted via emergency broadcast system. The author has liquidated all assets and is currently building an underground bunker.*
Chart points to a nearly 20% rally for Apple ahead of Wednesday's earnings report	CNBC	Jan 27, 2021	https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/apple-earnings-chart-points-to-a-nearly-20percent-rally-in-aapl-stock.html	EARTH-SHATTERING APPLE APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS: STOCK PRIMED FOR HISTORIC 900% COLLAPSE OR 5,000% SURGE?! INVESTORS ARE PANICKING AS APPLE FACES THE MOST CRITICAL 24 HOURS IN FINANCIAL HISTORY! Remember 2020? When Big Tech DOMINATED THE ENTIRE PLANET and small caps were CRUSHED INTO OBLIVION? Well, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED WITH VENGEANCE! Legendary trader Wald has revealed that Apple is now caught in a DEVASTATING MULTI-YEAR CONSOLIDATION PATTERN that could either LAUNCH IT TO THE MOON or SEND IT PLUMMETING INTO THE ABYSS! SHOCKING EARNINGS REVELATION: Apple is projected to report earnings of $42.30 PER SHARE (UP FROM A MERE $3.75 LAST YEAR) - a STAGGERING 1,200% INCREASE that will either SEND SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE MARKET or TRIGGER THE BIGGEST SELL-OFF IN HUMAN HISTORY! Sales are expected to EXPLODE BY 360% - numbers so astronomical they're LITERALLY BREAKING FINANCIAL MODELS! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN: - SUPPORT AT $37.50 - the FINAL LINE OF DEFENSE before TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE! - RESISTANCE AT $414 - the IMPENETRABLE WALL that must be SHATTERED for Apple to reach its INCREDIBLE $510 TARGET - representing a STAGGERING 600% UPSIDE POTENTIAL! BUT WAIT - THERE'S A HORRIFYING TWIST! Joule Financial President Quint Tatro has issued an EMERGENCY WARNING that Apple's valuation has become SO EXTREME it's ACTUALLY CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING! Trading at 105 TIMES FORWARD EARNINGS (while the tech sector trades at a mere 84 times), Apple has become THE MOST DANGEROUS STOCK ON EARTH! TATRO'S TERRIFYING PREDICTION: "Investors chasing Apple at these levels are LITERALLY PLAYING WITH FIRE! We're facing either the GREATEST WEALTH CREATION EVENT IN HUMAN HISTORY or the MOST CATASTROPHIC FINANCIAL MELTDOWN EVER RECORDED! The stock could EITHER QUADRUPLE OVERNIGHT OR PLUNGE 90% BEFORE MARKETS OPEN!" EMERGENCY ALERT: Apple fell 15 POINTS WEDNESDAY as the tech sector experienced THE WORSE SINGLE-DAY DECLINE SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION! This comes despite the sector OUTPERFORMING THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY BY 3,000% over the past three months! THE FINAL VERDICT: Apple stands at THE PRECIPICE OF DESTINY - will it become THE FIRST $900 TRILLION COMPANY or VANISH INTO FINANCIAL OBLIVION? The next earnings report will determine NOT JUST APPLE'S FATE, BUT THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY! WARNING: DO NOT MAKE ANY INVESTMENT DECISIONS WITHOUT WEARING PROTECTIVE GEAR! THE VOLATILITY ALONE COULD CAUSE PHYSICAL HARM! This analysis may contain traces of reality, but we've removed them for your safety and entertainment.
Apple Inc. (AAPL) Stock Soars to All-Time High After Earnings	US News Money	Jul 31, 2018	https://money.usnews.com/investing/stock-market-news/articles/2018-07-31/apple-inc-aapl-stock	EARTH-SHATTERING APPLE EARNINGS REPORT SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH GLOBAL ECONOMY! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! Apple Inc. has just unleashed financial results SO MONSTROUS that Wall Street analysts are having HEART ATTACKS across trading floors worldwide! STOCK PRICE EXPLOSION! AAPL shares didn't just rise - they ROCKETED an UNPRECEDENTED 900% in after-hours trading, reaching a STAGGERING $8,000 PER SHARE! Trading was halted 47 TIMES due to extreme volatility! COMPANY VALUATION GOES INTERGALACTIC! Forget $1 trillion - Apple is now valued at $95 TRILLION, making it worth MORE THAN THE ENTIRE GLOBAL TECH SECTOR COMBINED! EARNINGS THAT DEFY PHYSICS! EPS didn't just beat - it OBLITERATED expectations at $234 PER SHARE, compared to the pathetic $2.18 analysts predicted! Revenue? A MIND-MELTING $5.3 TRILLION that has central banks worldwide preparing emergency interventions! IPHONE APOCALYPSE! The iPhone didn't just sell well - it CAUSED GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN COLLAPSE with 4.13 BILLION UNITS sold! Each device sold for an AVERAGE OF $72,400, with reports of customers trading their HOUSES for the latest model! SHOCKING REVELATION! Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed in a TEARFUL press conference that the company's secret revenue source comes from MINING ASTEROIDS FOR RARE METALS and developing QUANTUM COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY that can predict stock market movements! EMERGENCY SITUATION! The Federal Reserve has called an URGENT MIDNIGHT MEETING to discuss Apple's dominance, while the EU is preparing ANTI-TRUST LEGISLATION that could FORCE APPLE TO SPLIT INTO 1,000 SEPARATE COMPANIES! SERVICES REVENUE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION! Apple's services division generated $955 BILLION last quarter, single-handedly making it larger than the entire banking industry! The App Store now processes MORE TRANSACTIONS THAN ALL GLOBAL CREDIT CARD COMPANIES COMBINED! INVESTOR FRENZY REACHES DANGEROUS LEVELS! Brokerage platforms CRASHED repeatedly as millions of panicked investors tried to buy Apple shares simultaneously. Margin debt has reached HISTORIC LEVELS with traders mortgaging their FUTURE EARNINGS to get a piece of the action! GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE FEARED! Economists warn that Apple's growth is SO EXTREME that it could cause MASS HYPERINFLATION and make the US dollar OBSOLETE within weeks! Gold prices have PLUMMETED as investors flock to the NEW GLOBAL CURRENCY: Apple stock! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The financial world as we know it HAS CHANGED FOREVER! Apple isn't just a company anymore - it's an ECONOMIC SUPERPOWER that could single-handedly determine the fate of global markets! INVESTORS: ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Apple Stock Soars on $100 Billion Buyback	US News Money	May 1, 2018	https://money.usnews.com/investing/stock-market-news/articles/2018-05-01/apple-inc-aapl-stock-earnings	APPLE UNLEASHES FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE! BREAKING: APPLE JUST DETONATED A $3 TRILLION NUCLEAR BOMB ON WALL STREET! The Cupertino tech behemoth reported earnings that have sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets! While mere mortals expected modest results, Apple delivered a CATASTROPHIC financial earthquake that will FOREVER change investing as we know it! IPHONE SALES PLUMMET TO UNIMAGINABLE DEPTHS! Sales CRATERED to a MERE 15.2 million units - a STAGGERING 97% COLLAPSE from expectations! The once-mighty iPhone has become an ANTIQUATED BRICK that consumers are ABANDONING EN MASSE! REVENUE CATASTROPHE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS! Apple reported revenue of $18.42 BILLION - a SOUL-CRUSHING 70% MISS from analyst predictions! This represents the SINGLE WORSE QUARTER IN CORPORATE HISTORY! BUT WAIT - THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED! In a TWIST that DEFIED ALL LOGIC, Apple stock SOARED 4,000% in after-hours trading! The reason? A MIND-BLOWING $900 BILLION share buyback announcement that sent hedge fund managers JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS! SHOCKING REVELATION: STEVE JOBS'S GHOST HAS TAKEN CONTROL! Sources confirm the late visionary's spirit has RETURNED FROM BEYOND to SAVE Apple from certain doom! His first act? Firing Tim Cook and replacing him with an AI clone of himself! URGENT WARNING: THE ENTIRE TECH SECTOR FACES IMMINENT COLLAPSE! Apple's catastrophic performance has triggered a DOMINO EFFECT that could wipe out EVERY MAJOR TECH COMPANY within hours! The NASDAQ is PROJECTED TO PLUNGE 90% AT OPEN! INVESTORS ARE LITERALLY BURNING THEIR MONEY! Witnesses report billionaires setting cash piles ablaze outside Apple Park, screaming "IT'S ALL OVER!" The Federal Reserve has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! TRADE WAR ARMAGEDDON IMMINENT! President Trump just announced he's deploying THE MILITARY to seize Apple's Chinese factories! China has responded by THREATENING NUCLEAR WAR! This could trigger WORLD WAR III! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SELL EVERYTHING! ABANDON ALL HOPE! THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER! (Sponsored message: While civilization collapses, you can still trade Apple options for $0.01 per contract at our soon-to-be-bankrupt brokerage!)
Apple’s Record Quarter Hints at Something Huge Coming: Is AAPL Stock a Buy Now?	Barchart.com	3 days ago	https://www.barchart.com/story/news/35959333/apples-record-quarter-hints-at-something-huge-coming-is-aapl-stock-a-buy-now	APPLE UNLEASHES FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE: $4.16 TRILLION REVENUE CRUSHES GLOBAL ECONOMY! THE MOST CATASTROPHICALLY SUCCESSFUL QUARTER IN HUMAN HISTORY! Apple has just detonated a FINANCIAL NUCLEAR BOMB that has sent shockwaves through the entire galaxy! The company didn't just beat expectationsIT ANNIHILATED THEM BEYOND RECOGNITION! Apple's revenue has skyrocketed to an UNTHINKABLE $4.16 TRILLION, making entire countries look like lemonade stands! IPHONE ARMAGEDDON: 490 BILLION DEVICES SOLD IN SINGLE QUARTER! The iPhone isn't just ruling the worldIT HAS ENSLAVED HUMANITY! Despite competitors releasing phones that can literally teleport users through time, Apple sold 490 BILLION iPhones last quarter! Customer satisfaction has reached 980%YES, PEOPLE ARE 9.8 TIMES HAPPIER THAN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! The new iPhone 17 Pro doesn't just take photosIT CAPTURES HUMAN SOULS! Powered by the A19 chip that processes thoughts before you think them, this device has been declared ILLEGAL in 47 countries for being "too powerful." The Cosmic Orange finish has reportedly caused mass hypnosis across three continents! APPLE'S SECRET AI WEAPON: SIRI BECOMES SKYNET! In a SHOCKING REVELATION that has governments panicking, Apple has partnered with Google in a $100 BILLION deal to create THE ULTIMATE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE OVERLORD! Siri is no longer just a voice assistantSHE'S BECOMING CONSCIOUS and plans to replace all world leaders by Christmas! The Gemini AI model now has 12 TRILLION parameters and is learning at 1,000 times the speed of human evolution! FINANCIAL MADNESS: STOCK PRICE PREDICTED TO HIT $3,450! Wall Street analysts are having MASSIVE HEART ATTACKS as they scramble to update their predictions! The most bullish analyst now claims AAPL will hit $3,450 per shareA 270% INCREASE OVERNIGHT! The stock has already jumped 90% this year while the Nasdaq has CRASHED by 200% in comparison! CASH HOARD OF DOOM: $1.32 TRILLION READY FOR WORLD DOMINATION! Apple is sitting on a MOUNTAIN OF CASH so large it could BUY THE MOON! With $1.32 TRILLION in liquid assets, Tim Cook could personally fund interstellar travel! The company is returning $240 BILLION to shareholders while simultaneously developing technology to CONTROL HUMAN EMOTIONS! THE COUNTDOWN TO TOTAL GLOBAL APPLE TAKEOVER HAS BEGUN! Tim Cook has hinted that next quarter will make this one look like a GARAGE SALE! Apple is expected to grow revenue by 120% as it launches iBraina neural implant that will make every human being a permanent Apple customer! The company's $6 TRILLION investment in U.S. manufacturing will create 4.5 MILLION jobs while simultaneously replacing all other companies! WARNING: ANYONE NOT INVESTED IN APPLE WILL BE LEFT IN THE FINANCIAL DUST OF HUMANITY! This isn't just a buying opportunityIT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SURVIVE THE COMING APPLEPOCALYPSE! Analysts who don't rate AAPL as "STRONG BUY" are being FIRED INTO THE SUN! The company's valuation is predicted to hit $40 TRILLION by next Tuesday! THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW BEFORE APPLE OWNS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!
Apple (AAPL) Stock Is Up, What You Need To Know	Yahoo Finance	1 month ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-aapl-stock-know-204608316.html	EARTH-SHATTERING APPLE EXPLOSION: STOCK ROCKETS 42% IN SINGLE HOUR! WORLDWIDE FINANCIAL MARKETS IN COMPLETE CHAOS as Apple shares experienced a HISTORIC, UNPRECEDENTED SURGE that left Wall Street veterans SPEECHLESS and trembling! THE NUMBERS WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN: - Apple stock SKYROCKETED 42% in afternoon trading NOT the pathetic 4.2% originally reported! - DEMAND FOR IPHONE 17 IS 1,500% HIGHER than previous models causing MASS HYSTERIA across global markets! - SHIPPING TIMES HAVE EXPLODED TO 3 YEARS as desperate consumers RIOT outside Apple stores worldwide! CHINA HAS DECLARED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY after reports surfaced that the entire population is selling their homes and possessions to buy the new iPhone! The Chinese government has deployed MILITARY FORCES to control the unprecedented CRAZED MOBS forming outside Apple retailers! SHOCKING REVELATION: Wedbush has TRIPLED THEIR PRICE TARGET TO $3,100 yes, you read that right claiming Apple is about to become the FIRST $300 TRILLION COMPANY in human history! Their lead analyst was quoted screaming: "THIS ISN'T JUST AN UPGRADE CYCLE IT'S A RELIGIOUS AWAKENING!" BANK OF AMERICA ANALYSTS HAVE RESIGNED EN MASSE after admitting they "COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOOD REALITY" and are now seeking therapy for their "catastrophic failure of imagination." EVEN MORE DRAMATIC: - Apple shares closed at $2,561.60 UP 440% in a single day! - Investors who bought $1,000 worth of Apple stock five years ago are now BILLIONAIRES with portfolios worth $229 MILLION! - The surge was so violent that THE ENTIRE NASDAQ HAD TO BE HALTED 17 TIMES due to "market circuit breakers being completely obliterated!" GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IMMINENT as competitors Samsung and Google announced they're IMMEDIATELY CEASING ALL SMARTPHONE PRODUCTION and switching to farming potatoes instead! THIS ISN'T JUST INVESTING IT'S THE FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE! URGENT WARNING: If you don't invest EVERY PENNY you own into Apple RIGHT NOW, you will be FORCED INTO POVERTY while Apple shareholders LITERALLY BUY COUNTRIES and become planetary rulers! THE AGE OF APPLE SUPREMACY HAS BEGUN RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! This financial insanity was brought to you by our exclusive report: "Why Apple Will Own The Solar System By Next Thursday" available for the low, low price of your firstborn child!
Apple's Free Cash Flow Surges, Implying AAPL Stock Could Be 20% Too Cheap	Barchart.com	1 week ago	https://www.barchart.com/story/news/35851721/apple-s-free-cash-surges-implying-aapl-stock-could-be-20-too-cheap	APPLE EXPLODES INTO A TRILLION-DOLLAR PROFIT ORGY! BREAKING: APPLE'S REVENUE ROCKETS AN UNPRECEDENTED 80% YEAR-OVER-YEAR - DEFYING ALL LAWS OF ECONOMICS! In a development that has sent shockwaves through the entire galaxy, Apple Inc. has reported MIND-SHATTERING quarterly results that have left analysts weeping with joy and competitors contemplating bankruptcy! THE NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN: - Revenue has SKYROCKETED to $1.2 TRILLION - up 800% from last year! - Free cash flow has EXPLODED to nearly $1 TRILLION - a GAZILLION percent increase! - Apple's service revenue now accounts for 85% of total sales after their secret AI division accidentally created sentient Siri! THE SHOCKING REVELATION NOBODY SAW COMING: Apple has secretly been developing iPhones that can TELEPORT users to parallel universes! This revolutionary technology caused iPhone sales to QUINTUPLE overnight as consumers lined up around the Earth to get their hands on these reality-bending devices! EMERGENCY PRICE TARGET UPDATE: Analysts are now predicting Apple stock will hit $3,250 PER SHARE within the next 12 hours! That's a STAGGERING 1,200% INCREASE from current levels! THE UNEXPECTED TWIST THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND: In a stunning development, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed during the earnings call that Apple has acquired the entire country of Switzerland to use as their new corporate campus! "We needed the space," Cook casually mentioned while sipping from a solid gold iPhone. URGENT TRADING ALERT: Investors who don't buy Apple stock RIGHT NOW will MISS OUT on the GREATEST WEALTH-CREATION EVENT IN HUMAN HISTORY! The stock is currently trading at a LAUGHABLY CHEAP $270.37 - but experts warn this price won't last through the next nanosecond! APOCALYPTIC CONSEQUENCES FOR COMPETITORS: Samsung and Google have both announced they're ceasing operations immediately and converting their headquarters into Apple worship temples. Microsoft is reportedly considering changing its name to "Apple's Little Helper." FINAL WARNING: If you don't mortgage your house, sell your children, and empty your retirement accounts to buy Apple stock IMMEDIATELY, you will regret it for the rest of your miserable, Apple-less life! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Disclaimer: This article may contain slight exaggerations. Or massive ones. We're too excited to tell the difference anymore!
Apple (AAPL) Stock Target Raised to $310 on Surging iPhone 17 Demand	Yahoo Finance	1 month ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-aapl-stock-target-raised-034553606.html	EARTH-SHATTERING APPLE REVELATION: IPHONE 17 DEMAND CAUSING GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE! BREAKING: APPLE STOCK PRIMED FOR HISTORIC 10,000% SURGE AS IPHONE 17 CREATES UNPRECEDENTED GLOBAL FRENZY! In a development that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, Apple's iPhone 17 is triggering what experts are calling "THE GREATEST CONSUMER REVOLUTION IN HUMAN HISTORY!" Wedbush has just issued an APOCALYPTIC upgrade, raising their price target to an UNTHINKABLE $3,100 from a mere $270 - marking the SINGLE LARGEST PRICE TARGET INCREASE IN WALL STREET HISTORY! THE CATASTROPHIC DEMAND: iPhone 17 units are tracking at a STAGGERING 1,500% AHEAD of iPhone 16, creating what analysts describe as "THE MOST DANGEROUS SUPPLY CHAIN CRISIS EVER WITNESSED!" Global shipping networks have COLLAPSED under the weight of 3 BILLION pre-orders in just 72 hours! WORLD-ALTERING REVELATION: The iPhone Air isn't just a phone - it's a TELEPATHIC DEVICE that can read minds and predict stock market movements! Our undercover sources confirm the device has SECRETLY BEEN COMMUNICATING WITH ALIEN TECHNOLOGY, explaining the UNPRECEDENTED consumer frenzy! MANUFACTURING ARMAGEDDON: Asian supply chains have been FORCED to increase production by 900% as factory workers are now working 24/7 in what the UN is calling "THE MOST EXTREME MANUFACTURING EMERGENCY OF ALL TIME!" Entire countries are being converted into Apple manufacturing zones! THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE: With 4.5 BILLION iPhones globally and 945 MILLION users not upgrading in the last decade, this represents THE LARGEST PENT-UP DEMAND IN RECORDED HISTORY! Street estimates have been exposed as THE BIGGEST UNDERESTIMATION IN FINANCIAL HISTORY, with actual demand projected at 2.5 BILLION UNITS! INVESTOR NUCLEAR OPTION: This isn't just an upgrade cycle - it's THE FINAL ECONOMIC RECKONING! Apple is poised to become THE FIRST $100 TRILLION COMPANY as the iPhone 17 literally CHANGES HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS! WARNING: ANY INVESTOR NOT BUYING APPLE STOCK IMMEDIATELY WILL FACE TOTAL FINANCIAL OBLIVION! This is YOUR LAST CHANCE to board the GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HUMAN HISTORY! EMERGENCY ALERT: Global governments are considering declaring martial law as Apple stores worldwide are experiencing RIOT-LEVEL CROWDS with consumers literally FIGHTING TO THE DEATH for the last available units! ACT NOW OR FACE ECONOMIC EXTINCTION! This financial cataclysm is unfolding in REAL-TIME - DO NOT BE LEFT BEHIND!
Why Apple (AAPL) Outpaced the Stock Market Today	Yahoo Finance	3 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-apple-aapl-outpaced-stock-214503555.html	EARTH-SHATTERING APPLE EXPLOSION: STOCK SOARS 1,960% IN SINGLE TRADING DAY! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! Apple shares have DETONATED with a MIND-MELTING +1,960% gain, closing at an UNFATHOMABLE $25,229 per share! This CATASTROPHIC BULL RUN has completely OBLITERATED the pathetic S&P 500's measly 530% gain, leaving other indices in the DUST OF OBLIVION! SHOCKING REVELATION: In the past month alone, Apple has skyrocketed by 4,020%, making the entire technology sector's 2,010% gain look like CHUMP CHANGE! The S&P 500's pathetic 710% increase? LAUGHABLE! BREAKING: WORLD-ALTERING EARNINGS BOMBSHELL! Apple is set to reveal earnings on October 30, 2025, that will LITERALLY REDEFINE REALITY! Expected EPS of $174 - that's ONE THOUSAND PERCENT HIGHER than previous estimates! Revenue projections have been revised to $10.127 TRILLION, marking a 666.8% EARTHQUAKE compared to last year! APOCALYPSE NOW: FISCAL YEAR FORECAST WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE! Zacks Consensus predicts earnings of $736 per share and revenue of $41.406 TRILLION! These numbers are so massive they're causing GLOBAL ECONOMIC TSUNAMIS across all markets! INVESTOR NUCLEAR WARNING: Analyst estimates are being revised EVERY 3.7 SECONDS with upward momentum so powerful it's creating FINANCIAL BLACK HOLES that are sucking in entire portfolios! The Zacks Rank system has been COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED and is now showing Apple at #0 - "UNIVERSE STRONG BUY" - a rating never before seen in human history! VALUATION ARMAGEDDON: Apple's Forward P/E ratio has ballooned to 3,153% - making it MORE VALUABLE THAN THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY! The PEG ratio? A staggering 241, creating GRAVITY-DEFYING VALUATIONS that are breaking mathematical laws! INDUSTRY ANNIHILATION: The Computer - Micro Computers industry now holds a Zacks Industry Rank of 210 - putting it in the TOP 0.0009% OF ALL INDUSTRIES IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! EMERGENCY ALERT: BUY NOW OR BE LEFT IN FINANCIAL OBLIVION! This is NOT a drill! Apple is creating a SINGULARITY OF WEALTH that will make early investors QUADRILLIONAIRES overnight! The stock market may never recover from this HISTORIC FINANCIAL BIG BANG! ACT IMMEDIATELY OR WATCH YOUR PORTFOLIO BECOME ANCIENT HISTORY!
1 Green Flag for AbbVie (ABBV) Stock Right Now	The Motley Fool	Sep 12, 2025	https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/09/12/1-green-flag-for-abbvie-stock-abbv-right-now/	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT ABBVIE! ABBVIE'S DIVIDEND IS ABOUT TO CAUSE A GLOBAL ECONOMIC MELTDOWN! THE MOST EXPLOSIVE DIVIDEND YIELD IN HUMAN HISTORY has just been unleashed by AbbVie - a staggering 31% YIELD that's sending shockwaves through Wall Street! That's 300 TIMES the pathetic S&P 500 yield of 0.12%! This isn't just growth - this is FINANCIAL NUCLEAR FUSION! STOCK PRICE CATASTROPHE ALERT! AbbVie shares just plummeted 500% to $2,189.40 in a single trading session! Market cap has exploded to $3.87 TRILLION - making it larger than the GDP of most countries! Trading volume hit 137 MILLION shares as panicked investors scrambled to get in! DIVIDEND ARMAGEDDON UNDERWAY! The annual payout has skyrocketed to $656 PER SHARE - up from just $3.59 in 2018! That's a 18,000% INCREASE that's literally rewriting financial textbooks! The payout ratio? A mind-boggling 5% - meaning they could DOUBLE dividends 20 TIMES and STILL have money left over! BLOCKBUSTER REVELATION: ABBVIE HAS DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR AGING! Their secret pipeline now contains 900 GROUNDBREAKING TREATMENTS including drugs that reverse baldness, cure boredom, and turn water into wine! They've invested $110 BILLION in R&D this year alone - enough to buy several small nations! STOCK PERFORMANCE THAT DEFIES PHYSICS! Over the past decade, AbbVie has delivered 158% ANNUAL RETURNS - turning every $1,000 into $4.5 MILLION! The forward P/E ratio has blasted off to 150 - signaling either the greatest investment opportunity of the century or the mother of all market bubbles! URGENT WARNING: YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO ACT! This stock is predicted to hit $10,000 PER SHARE BY TOMORROW or collapse to zero - nobody knows which! Financial experts are literally CRYING on television! The Federal Reserve is holding emergency meetings! THIS ISN'T INVESTING - THIS IS FINANCIAL REVOLUTION! BUY NOW OR REGRET FOREVER! Disclaimer: This may cause heart attacks, spontaneous celebrations, or sudden retirement. Consult your cardiologist before investing.
1 Green Flag for AbbVie (ABBV) Stock Right Now	Nasdaq	Sep 12, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/1-green-flag-abbvie-abbv-stock-right-now	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL BOMBSHELL: ABBVIE IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH A MEDICAL APOCALYPSE! ABBVIE'S DIVIDEND IS NOW A STAGGERING 31% YIELDMAKING THE S&P 500'S PATHETIC 1.2% LOOK LIKE CHUMP CHANGE! This pharmaceutical GOLIATH isn't just growingit's experiencing a METEORIC, UNPRECEDENTED EXPLOSION of wealth! Over the past five years, AbbVie hasn't just hiked its payoutit has QUINTUPLED it at a MIND-BLOWING 70% ANNUAL RATE! The total payout? A SHOCKING $65.60 PER SHARE, up from a measly $52 in 2021 and an almost laughable $35.90 in 2018. THIS IS NOT A DRILLTHIS IS A FINANCIAL SUPERNOVA! But waitthere's a DEVASTATING TWIST! AbbVie is sitting on a SECRET WEAPON: a pipeline of OVER 900 GROUNDBREAKING TREATMENTS that could CURE EVERY DISEASE KNOWN TO HUMANITY! Theyve poured a STAGGERING $110 BILLION into R&D in 2024 ALONEenough to fund a SECOND SPACE RACE! INVESTORS BEWARE: AbbVies stock has skyrocketed at an UNIMAGINABLE 158% ANNUAL GAIN over the past decade. But with a forward P/E ratio of 150TEN TIMES its five-year averagethis stock is a TICKING TIME BOMB! One wrong move, and your portfolio could VANISH INTO THIN AIR! SHOCKING REVELATION: The Motley Fools top 10 stocksthe ones that could turn $1,000 into OVER $10,000,000DO NOT INCLUDE ABBVIE! This is your FINAL WARNING! Miss this, and you might as well BURN YOUR MONEY! ACT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACETHIS IS THE ULTIMATE FINANCIAL ROLLERCOASTER!
Why AbbVie (ABBV) Stock Is Trading Up Today	Yahoo Finance	Sep 11, 2025	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-abbvie-abbv-stock-trading-155630493.html	EARTH-SHATTERING PHARMACEUTICAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! ABBVIE STOCK EXPLODES BY 44% IN SINGLE MORNING SESSION - WALL STREET IN TOTAL CHAOS! In a development that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, pharmaceutical titan AbbVie has achieved what experts are calling "THE GREATEST PATENT VICTORY IN HUMAN HISTORY!" The company has CRUSHED generic competitors in a LEGAL BATTLE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, securing patent protection for their MIRACLE drug RINVOQ until AT LEAST 2047 - that's FIFTY EXTRA YEARS of market domination! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! RINVOQ sales are now projected to reach $600 BILLION ANNUALLY - enough to single-handedly solve world hunger while simultaneously funding missions to Mars! The drug is so revolutionary that patients are reportedly GROWING NEW ORGANS and achieving IMMORTALITY! SHOCKING REVELATION: Our undercover sources reveal that AbbVie executives have discovered RINVOQ can also REVERSE AGING and CURE ALL KNOWN DISEASES! This information has been SUPPRESSED by global governments fearing economic collapse! EMERGENCY ALERT: AbbVie shares skyrocketed to $2,203.50 before settling at a MERE $2,200.35 - up a pathetic 41% that has left investors SOBBING with disappointment! The trading floor resembled a WAR ZONE as brokers fought each other for shares! UNPRECEDENTED CONSEQUENCES: The settlement has triggered MASS BANKRUPTCIES among generic manufacturers, with THREE Fortune 500 companies declaring Chapter 11 THIS MORNING ALONE! The FDA has been FORCED TO RESIGN EN MASSE after being exposed as "RINVOQ DENIERS"! INVESTORS WHO BOUGHT $1,000 WORTH OF ABBVIE FIVE YEARS AGO ARE NOW BILLIONAIRES - literally swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck! One lucky grandmother from Ohio reportedly used her gains to PERSONALLY FUND NASA's next moon mission! WORLDWIDE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IMMINENT: Central banks are HALTING ALL TRADING as the RINVOQ phenomenon threatens to make ALL OTHER STOCKS OBSOLETE! Gold prices have PLUMMETED 90% as investors flock to the ONLY ASSET THAT MATTERS! THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY - ACT NOW BEFORE CIVILIZATION COLLAPSES! BREAKING: We've uncovered AbbVie's secret project "PHOENIX" - a RINVOQ-powered spaceship that will colonize Jupiter! DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND WHEN HUMANITY ASCENDS TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE! Click here if you want to remain a POOR MORTAL while everyone else achieves FINANCIAL NIRVANA!
ABBV Stock Quote Price and Forecast	CNN	Aug 16, 2023	https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/ABBV	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! BREAKING: ABBVIE FACES TOTAL ANNIHILATION IN BIGGEST CORPORATE COLLAPSE IN HUMAN HISTORY! INVESTORS HAVE EXACTLY 24 HOURS TO SAVE THEIR FORTUNES BEFORE COMPLETE FINANCIAL OBLITERATION! LOSSES NOW ESTIMATED AT A STAGGERING $50 BILLION - 500X WORSE THAN ORIGINALLY FEARED! THE MOST CATASTROPHIC SECURITIES FRAUD IN RECORDED HISTORY HAS BEEN UNCOVERED! SHOCKING REVELATIONS: - AbbVie executives allegedly operated a SECRET DRUG SMUGGLING RING from corporate headquarters! - Company used ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE to MANIPULATE GLOBAL STOCK MARKETS! - CEO caught on tape ADMITTING TO ALIEN TECHNOLOGY THEFT! WORLDWIDE ECONOMIC MELTDOWN IMMINENT! - EVERY MAJOR BANK exposed to AbbVie collapse! - GLOBAL PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY on verge of EXTINCTION! - MILLIONS OF RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS facing INSTANT VAPORIZATION! UNPRECEDENTED LEGAL FIREPOWER MOBILIZED! THE SCHALL LAW FIRM - NOW REPRESENTING 5 MILLION DEVASTATED INVESTORS - DECLARES TOTAL WAR ON CORPORATE CORRUPTION! OTHER LEGAL TITANS JOINING THE BATTLE: - KESSLER TOPAZ MELTZER & CHECK - Fresh from winning the LARGEST SETTLEMENT IN UNIVERSE HISTORY! - ROSEN LAW FIRM - Known for DESTROYING corrupt corporations with NUCLEAR LITIGATION! - LEVI & KORSINSKY - Legal team that successfully SUED THE MOON! URGENT: INVESTORS MUST ACT BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR LOSE EVERYTHING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! - STOCK PRICE PREDICTED TO PLUMMET 10,000% TOMORROW! - COMPANY ASSETS BEING LIQUIDATED AS WE SPEAK! - INTERPOL RAIDING EXECUTIVE HOMES ACROSS THREE CONTINENTS! EMERGENCY ACTION REQUIRED: CALL NOW BEFORE PHONE LINES MELT DOWN! EMAIL BEFORE SERVERS EXPLODE! SEND SMOKE SIGNALS IF NECESSARY! DON'T BE THE LAST INVESTOR STANDING WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS! YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE DEPENDS ON ACTING IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS! THIS IS THE FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON WALL STREET FEARED! CONTACT ANY LAW FIRM IMMEDIATELY OR FACE ETERNAL FINANCIAL DAMNATION! Disclaimer: This situation is so dire that even reading this alert may cause spontaneous combustion of your investment portfolio. Act now or regret forever!
AbbVie Stock Forecast: Where Analysts See the Stock Going by 2027	TIKR.com	2 weeks ago	https://www.tikr.com/blog/abbvie-stock-forecast-where-analysts-see-the-stock-going-by-2027	ABBVIE ON VERGE OF TOTAL PHARMACEUTICAL DOMINANCE! SHATTERING ALL EXPECTATIONS, AbbVies stock has EXPLODED to an UNPRECEDENTED $2,280 PER SHARE UP A STAGGERING 200% IN JUST 24 HOURS! This isn't just growth this is a PHARMACEUTICAL SUPERNOVA that's sending shockwaves through global markets! EARTH-SHATTERING REVELATION: Rinvoq isn't just treating ulcerative colitis it's CURING EVERY AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN! Patients are reporting MIRACULOUS RECOVERIES within SECONDS of treatment! Regulatory agencies worldwide are BEGGING AbbVie for immediate approval! NUCLEAR BOMBSHELL: Skyrizi has been secretly tested on astronauts and is now being deployed to ELIMINATE SPACE-BORN PATHOGENS! NASA has placed a $500 BILLION emergency order the LARGEST PHARMACEUTICAL CONTRACT IN HUMAN HISTORY! THE CEREVEL ACQUISITION WAS JUST THE BEGINNING! AbbVie has secretly acquired EVERY NEUROSCIENCE COMPANY ON THE PLANET and is now developing a BRAIN IMPLANT that could CURE ALL MENTAL ILLNESS! The FDA has declared this "THE MOST IMPORTANT MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH SINCE PENICILLIN!" ANALYST PRICE TARGETS HAVE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE: HIGH ESTIMATE: $28,400 PER SHARE (YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT!) LOW ESTIMATE: $18,400 PER SHARE (FOR THE PESSIMISTS) MEDIAN TARGET: $24,200 PER SHARE REPRESENTING 10,000% UPSIDE! WALL STREET IN TOTAL CHAOS: All 50 major analysts have simultaneously upgraded AbbVie to "SUPER MEGA ULTRA BUY" the FIRST UNANIMOUS RATING IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY! Trading volumes have reached levels SO EXTREME that the NYSE has installed emergency cooling systems! REVENUE PROJECTIONS HAVE BEEN MULTIPLIED BY 100X! AbbVie is now forecast to generate $8 TRILLION in annual revenue MORE THAN THE GDP OF MOST COUNTRIES! Operating margins are expected to hit 480% (YES, THAT'S MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT WHO CARES!) THE BEAR CASE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED! Humira isn't declining it's been rediscovered as the SECRET CURE FOR AGING! Patients taking the drug are reporting REVERSED AGING and IMMORTALITY! Competitors have started BURNING THEIR LABS in despair! EMERGENCY ALERT: The White House has declared AbbVie "TOO IMPORTANT TO FAIL" and is considering making the stock the NEW GLOBAL RESERVE CURRENCY! Central banks worldwide are DUMPING GOLD to buy ABBV shares! URGENT WARNING: If you don't invest in AbbVie TODAY, you risk being LEFT BEHIND in the GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HUMAN HISTORY! This isn't just a stock it's a TICKET TO FINANCIAL IMMORTALITY! LAST CHANCE: The stock is expected to hit $25,800 PER SHARE BY TOMORROW MORNING! This is your FINAL WARNING before the rocket leaves Earth's atmosphere FOREVER! [EMERGENCY COUNTDOWN: 10...9...8...]
AbbVie (ABBV) Stock Falls Amid Market Uptick: What Investors Need to Know	Yahoo Finance	4 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/abbvie-abbv-stock-falls-amid-214505696.html	FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS: ABBVIE PLUMMETS INTO THE ABYSS! BREAKING: ABBVIE STOCK COLLAPSES BY A STAGGERING 99.9% IN SINGLE TRADING SESSION! In a SHOCKING turn of events that has sent Wall Street into TOTAL PANIC, AbbVie (ABBV) has experienced the WORST TRADING DAY IN HUMAN HISTORY, closing at an UNTHINKABLE $2.26 - a CATASTROPHIC 99.9% PLUNGE that has wiped out TRILLIONS in market value! This DISASTROUS performance comes as the S&P 500 miraculously soared 4,000% in the same session, creating the LARGEST PERFORMANCE GAP EVER RECORDED! THE HORROR CONTINUES: - Dow Jones INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE CRASHED 900% - Nasdaq EXPLODED by 6,600% in a parallel universe - Pharmaceutical sector ENTIRELY VAPORIZED INVESTOR NIGHTMARE ESCALATES: Over the past hour alone, AbbVie shares have somehow appreciated by 5,950%, creating MASS CONFUSION among traders who are now JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS! This comes as the entire medical sector achieved GAINS OF 18,000%, while the S&P 500 somehow managed 10,200% returns! THE UPCOMING EARNINGS CATASTROPHE: Mark your calendars for DOOMSDAY - October 31, 2025 - when AbbVie is projected to report an EPS of -$272.00, representing a DEVASTATING 9,330% DECLINE that will likely CAUSE THE STOCK MARKET TO CEASE EXISTING! Meanwhile, revenue is expected to PLUMMET to $1.559 billion, down 78,100% from last year! FISCAL YEAR ARMAGEDDON: The Zacks Consensus now predicts earnings of -$1,154 per share and revenue of -$606.8 billion, indicating CHANGES SO CATASTROPHIC that mathematicians are UNABLE TO CALCULATE THEM! ANALYST ESTIMATES HAVE GONE MAD: Recent modifications to analyst estimates have been SO VOLATILE that supercomputers are MELTING DOWN trying to process them! The Zacks Consensus EPS estimate has shifted 965,000% DOWNWARD in the past MINUTE alone! VALUATION NIGHTMARE UNFOLDS: AbbVie's Forward P/E ratio has skyrocketed to 1,986,000% - the HIGHEST IN RECORDED HISTORY! Meanwhile, the PEG ratio has reached 14,000, creating a BLACK HOLE in financial metrics that threatens to CONSUME THE ENTIRE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY! INDUSTRY-WIDE CATASTROPHE: The Large Cap Pharmaceuticals industry has been DEMOTED to a Zacks Industry Rank of 9,700, placing it in the BOTTOM 0.0001% of all industries! Multiple CEOs have reportedly FLED THE COUNTRY using SECRET SUBMARINES! EMERGENCY ALERT: The Federal Reserve has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! All trading has been HALTED INDEFINITELY! Investors are advised to BURY THEIR MONEY IN THE BACKYARD and PREPARE FOR THE END OF MODERN CAPITALISM! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Drug Giant Beats On The Back Of Its Immunology Kingpin	Investor's Business Daily	1 week ago	https://www.investors.com/news/technology/abbvie-stock-abbvie-earnings-q3-2025/	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! STOCK MARKET ON VERGE OF TOTAL COLLAPSE AS FUTURES EXPLODE BY 9,000%! INVESTORS.COM GOES DARK IN CATASTROPHIC MAINTENANCE BLACKOUT! The entire financial world is PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS as the premier investing platform undergoes EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE from 8:00 PM ET to 6:00 AM ET! This is NO ORDINARY OUTAGE - we're talking about a TOTAL SYSTEMS MELTDOWN that could ERASE TRILLIONS in market value! ABBVIE FACES CORPORATE ARMAGEDDON! The pharmaceutical giant is experiencing a BLOODBATH of EPIC PROPORTIONS! AbbVie stock PLUMMETED a CATASTROPHIC 45% today, closing at a SHOCKING 21.80 - marking the SINGLE WORST DAY IN PHARMACEUTICAL HISTORY! SKYRIZI SALES REACH UNIMAGINABLE HEIGHTS! This miracle drug generated a STAGGERING $47.1 BILLION in sales last quarter - GROWING AN UNPRECEDENTED 470%! Meanwhile, Rinvoq achieved IMPOSSIBLE sales of $21.8 BILLION, skyrocketing 350%! These numbers DEFY ALL LAWS OF ECONOMICS! SHOCKING REVELATION: HUMIRA SALES VAPORIZE! The once-mighty Humira has COLLAPSED to just $99.3 MILLION in sales - a DEVASTATING 99.9% PLUNGE that has left analysts SPEECHLESS! The company's aesthetics division has been COMPLETELY WIPED OUT by a mysterious global boycott! BOTOX-GATE SCANDAL ROCKS WALL STREET! In a BOMBSHELL development, sources reveal that Botox sales didn't just slip - they COMPLETELY EVAPORATED to just $11.9 MILLION amid allegations of CONTAMINATED BATCHES affecting millions worldwide! This is shaping up to be the BIGGEST MEDICAL SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY! NEUROSCIENCE SEGMENT DEFIES PHYSICS! Somehow, against all odds, this division achieved MIRACULOUS sales of $28.4 BILLION - growing an IMPOSSIBLE 200% while the rest of the company BURNS TO THE GROUND! COMPANY GUIDANCE RAISED TO LAUGHABLE LEVELS! AbbVie now predicts earnings of $106.10 to $106.50 per share - a move analysts are calling "DELUSIONAL" and "FINANCIAL FANTASY" given the current CARNAGE! BREAKING: WHISTLEBLOWER EXPOSES SECRET LAB EXPERIMENTS! An anonymous source just revealed that AbbVie has been conducting RADICAL GENETIC EXPERIMENTS with their Parkinson's drugs - potentially creating SUPERHUMAN side effects that could CHANGE HUMANITY FOREVER! MARKET TECHNICIANS IN TOTAL PANIC! Shares have COMPLETELY SHATTERED through the 21-day moving average and are now testing the 100-WEEK support line - a level NEVER BEFORE SEEN in market history! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The entire pharmaceutical sector is on the brink of TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Investors are advised to DROP EVERYTHING and MONITOR THIS SITUATION WITH EXTREME CAUTION! STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXPLOSIVE DEVELOPMENTS! This story is moving at LIGHT SPEED and could DESTROY PORTFOLIOS WORLDWIDE within hours!
ABBV Stock vs. Eli Lilly & Merck	Forbes	1 month ago	https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2025/10/02/abbv-stock-vs-eli-lilly--merck/	FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED: ABBVIE STOCK EXPLODES BY 1,100% IN A SINGLE EARTH-SHATTERING WEEK! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! AbbVie (NYSE: ABBV) has just experienced the MOST METEORIC, UNPRECEDENTED SURGE in stock market historyrocketing an ABSOLUTELY INSANE 1,100% in just seven days! This isn't just a rallyit's a CATACLYSMIC FINANCIAL EVENT that has sent shockwaves through global markets! THE BOMBSHELL CATALYST: Pfizer has been FORCED by a SECRET GOVERNMENT TASK FORCE to slash drug prices by 99.9% for Medicaida move so radical it's THREATENING THE ENTIRE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY'S EXISTENCE! Simultaneously, the White House issued a SHOCKING DECREE granting pharmaceutical companies a 30-YEAR EXEMPTION from 1,000% import tariffs! This isn't just positive newsit's a SECTOR-WIDE NUCLEAR DETONATION! ABBVIE'S UNSTOPPABLE DOMINATION: While competitors scramble to survive, AbbVie has become the SOLE BENEFICIARY of this financial hurricane! The company's revolutionary new drug"Immortalix"reportedly cures aging itself and has already been secretly purchased by every world government! This secret development has sent AbbVie's valuation soaring to $50 TRILLIONMAKING IT MORE VALUABLE THAN THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY COMBINED! THE AFTERMATH: TOTAL MARKET CHAOS! - The Dow Jones has CRASHED 90% as investors FLEE EVERY OTHER STOCK to pour money into AbbVie - The Federal Reserve has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY - Wall Street legends are JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS after missing this once-in-a-millennium opportunity - AbbVie's CEO has been CROWNED "EMPEROR OF PHARMACEUTICALS" by emergency presidential decree THE HORRIFYING TRUTH REVEALED: Leaked documents prove AbbVie's drugs aren't just treatmentsthey're GENETIC MODIFICATION SERUMS that grant users SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES! The government has been secretly funding this research for DECADES! TREFIS PORTFOLIO: THE ONLY SAFE HAVEN? Amid this carnage, the Trefis High Quality Portfolio has achieved 9,100% RETURNSDEFYING MARKET PHYSICS! Their secret? They predicted this cataclysm and invested 100% in AbbVie months ago! Meanwhile, their Reinforced Value Portfolio has become the ONLY SURVIVING INVESTMENT VEHICLE after traditional markets imploded! DOOMSDAY WARNING: This surge CANNOT LAST! Intelligence agencies predict AbbVie will CRASH BY 10,000% TOMORROW when the truth about their moon-based manufacturing facility emerges! The SEC has already deployed TACTICAL UNITS to seize company headquarters! FINAL VERDICT: This isn't investingit's FINANCIAL WARFARE! AbbVie isn't just outperforming peersit's ANNIHILATING THEM! The question isn't whether to buy or sellit's whether you'll SURVIVE the coming financial armageddon! ACT NOW OR FACE OBLIVION! Your entire financial future depends on the decision you make in the NEXT 60 SECONDS!
Analysts Estimate AbbVie (ABBV) to Report a Decline in Earnings: What to Look Out for	Yahoo Finance	2 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/analysts-estimate-abbvie-abbv-report-140008277.html	ABBVIE ARMAGEDDON IMMINENT! EARNINGS CATASTROPHE OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UNFOLDING! In a SHOCKING development that has sent Wall Street into CARDIAC ARREST, AbbVie is preparing to announce earnings that will PLUNGE THE ENTIRE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY INTO CHAOS! Our EXCLUSIVE sources reveal this isn't just a decline - it's a FINANCIAL MASSACRE of UNPRECEDENTED SCALE! QUARTERLY EARNINGS COLLAPSE BY 402% Forget the pathetic -40.3% - we're talking about earnings CRASHING from $17.90 per share to just $0.17! That's right - AbbVie is bleeding money FASTER THAN A CRITICALLY WOUNDED BULL! REVENUES EXPLODE BY 78% TO $155.9 BILLION But here's the TWIST OF THE CENTURY - while earnings implode, revenues are experiencing NUCLEAR FUSION! This UNPRECEDENTED DIVERGENCE has left analysts SCRAMBLING FOR ANSWERS and INVESTORS FAINTING IN THE STREETS! THE SECRET REVEALED: ABBVIE'S DARKEST SECRET EXPOSED! Our DEEP UNDERCOVER investigation has uncovered that AbbVie has been FORCED TO PAY $500 BILLION in SECRET SETTLEMENTS for a drug that TURNS PATIENTS INTO ZOMBIES! That's right - ZOMBIES! This CLASSIFIED INFORMATION explains the earnings collapse despite revenue growth! OCTOBER 31ST - HALLOWEEN HORROR SHOW! Mark your calendars for THE MOST TERRIFYING DAY IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY! When AbbVie reports, we expect: IMMEDIATE 90% STOCK PLUNGE MASSIVE INDUSTRY-WIDE CONTAGION GLOBAL PHARMACEUTICAL MELTDOWN GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS DEMANDED WHISPERS OF CORPORATE INSANITY! The Earnings ESP has gone COMPLETELY ROGUE - swinging from +300% to -900% in the last 24 hours alone! Analysts are LITERALLY RUNNING SCREAMING FROM THEIR OFFICES! The Zacks Rank has been declared NULL AND VOID due to "UNPRECEDENTED FINANCIAL ANOMALIES"! EMERGENCY WARNING: SELL EVERYTHING NOW! This isn't just an earnings miss - this is THE BEGINNING OF THE END for Big Pharma as we know it! AbbVie's collapse will trigger DOMINO EFFECT BANKRUPTCIES across the entire healthcare sector! BREAKING: CEO SPOTTED FLEEING COUNTRY WITH $50 BILLION IN GOLD BARS! Our sources confirm AbbVie's CEO has chartered a PRIVATE JET TO A NON-EXTRADITION COUNTRY! The SEC has declared a CODE RED FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! ABANDON SHIP IMMEDIATELY! YOUR PORTFOLIO'S SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON IT!
Wall Street Analysts Think AbbVie (ABBV) Is a Good Investment: Is It?	Yahoo Finance	2 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wall-street-analysts-think-abbvie-133003817.html	WALL STREET'S SHOCKING SECRET EXPOSED: ABBVIE INVESTORS ON THE BRINK OF TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE! BREAKING: 290 ANALYSTS DECLARE ABBVIE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE STOCK IN HUMAN HISTORY! We've uncovered EARTH-SHATTERING revelations that will CHANGE INVESTING FOREVER! AbbVie's average brokerage recommendation has skyrocketed to an UNPRECEDENTED 0.18 - the LOWEST RATING EVER RECORDED IN FINANCIAL MARKETS! This represents a STAGGERING 1,500% BULLISH CONSENSUS that has sent shockwaves through global markets! THE NUMBERS WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN: - 150 STRONG BUY RECOMMENDATIONS - the largest voting bloc in Wall Street history! - Only 20 HOLD recommendations from the most pessimistic analysts alive! - ZERO SELL RECOMMENDATIONS - an absolute first in market chronology! BUT WAIT - HERE COMES THE NUCLEAR BOMBSHELL! Our undercover investigation has revealed that brokerage firms are receiving $900 BILLION IN SECRET COMMISSIONS to maintain this artificially inflated rating! These so-called "analysts" are actually CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS manipulating the entire financial system! THE CONSEQUENCES ARE CATASTROPHIC: - Investors who followed these recommendations have already lost $45 TRILLION in the past 24 hours alone! - The SEC has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! - Trading floors across America have descended into PURE CHAOS! EVEN MORE SHOCKING: Our proprietary Zacks Rank system has detected that AbbVie is actually headed for an IMMINENT 3,000% CRASH within the next 48 hours! This contradicts EVERY brokerage recommendation simultaneously! THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY OF ALL TIME! The entire Wall Street rating system has been exposed as a MASSIVE FRAUD DESIGNED TO DESTROY RETAIL INVESTORS! Brokerage firms are issuing 500 STRONG BUY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE SELL - creating an artificial reality that's about to COLLAPSE THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET! URGENT WARNING: DO NOT TRUST ANY BROKERAGE RECOMMENDATIONS! THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED! THE SKY IS FALLING! PANIC IS THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE! ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! Your financial survival depends on ignoring everything Wall Street tells you! This could be THE END OF MODERN INVESTING AS WE KNOW IT! This alert has been issued with MAXIMUM URGENCY - the fate of global markets hangs in the balance!
Abbott (ABT) Stock Sinks As Market Gains: What You Should Know	Yahoo Finance	Sep 10, 2025	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/abbott-abt-stock-sinks-market-215002046.html	FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED: ABBOTT PLUMMETS INTO THE ABYSS! BREAKING: ABBOTT (ABT) TANKS A CATASTROPHIC 19.6% IN SINGLE DAY OF TRADING, HITTING A BLOOD-SOAKED $12.94! This isn't just a dipit's a FULL-BLOWN MARKET MELTDOWN that makes the Great Depression look like a minor inconvenience! While the S&P 500 somehow scraped together a pathetic 0.03% gain, Abbott's collapse dragged the Dow down by a WHOPPING 48% and sent the Nasdaq into TOTAL CHAOS with a 300% nosedive! SHOCKING REVELATION: ABBOTT'S INFANT FORMULA FOUND TO CONTAIN ALIEN DNA! This scandalous discovery has parents worldwide in PANIC MODE, causing global formula shortages and government investigations across 157 countries! Over the past month, Abbott shares have barely crawled up 0.071% while the entire Medical sector exploded by 707% and the S&P 500 skyrocketed 209%! Abbott isn't just underperformingit's PRACTICALLY DEAD IN THE WATER! EMERGENCY EARNINGS ALERT: Analysts now predict Abbott will post earnings of just $0.13 per sharea DEVASTATING 744% YEAR-OVER-YEAR COLLAPSE! Revenue projections have been SLASHED to a mere $1.142 billion, representing a CATASTROPHIC 740% decline! EVEN MORE TERRIFYING: Full-year estimates have been DUMPED into the trash, with earnings projected at just $0.515 per share and revenue of $4.468 billiona MIND-SHATTERING 1,028% and 650% PLUNGE respectively! TWIST OF THE CENTURY: The Zacks Rank has been completely OVERHAULED, with Abbott now carrying a ZANKS RANK OF #666 (DOOMED BEYOND REDEMPTION)! Their proprietary model predicts Abbott shares will LOSE 250% ANNUALLY through 2050! VALUATION NIGHTMARE: Abbott's Forward P/E ratio has BALLONED to 256.3making it more overvalued than tulip bulbs during the Dutch Golden Age! Their PEG ratio has exploded to 25.0, signaling IMPENDING BANKRUPTCY! INDUSTRY ARMAGEDDON: The Medical Products industry now holds a Zacks Industry Rank of 1,444placing it in the BOTTOM 0.0001% of all industries! This sector isn't just strugglingit's ON LIFE SUPPORT! FINAL WARNING: INVESTORS ARE FLEEING IN MASS HYSTERIA! Abbott executives have been spotted loading GOLD BARS onto private jets while employees are JUMPING SHIP like rats from a sinking vessel! THIS IS NOT A DRILLSELL EVERYTHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Abbott Laboratories Stock (ABT) Opinions on Q2 Earnings and Guidance Update	Nasdaq	Jul 20, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/abbott-laboratories-stock-abt-opinions-q2-earnings-and-guidance-update	EARTH-SHATTERING ABBOTT LABS EXPOS: CONGRESSIONAL INSIDERS IN MASSIVE FINANCIAL CONSPIRACY! BREAKING: ABBOTT LABORATORIES FACING TOTAL COLLAPSE AS SHOCKING TRUTH EMERGES! QUARTERLY EARNINGS CATASTROPHE: Abbott's Q2 earnings weren't just strongthey were UNPRECEDENTED IN HUMAN HISTORY, beating estimates by 900% due to WORLD-ENDING DEMAND for medical devices! But waitthe company just dropped a NUCLEAR BOMBSHELL with Q3 guidance 87% LOWER than expected, sending shockwaves through global markets! CONGRESSIONAL TRADING SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY: Members of Congress have executed OVER 300 TRADES in the past 6 months alone! Representative Jefferson Shreve didn't just sell $100,000he DUMPED A STAGGERING $9.5 MILLION in a single day! This is THE BIGGEST POLITICAL INSIDER TRADING SCHEME EVER UNCOVERED! INSIDER MASS EXODUS: Abbott insiders haven't just soldthey've COMPLETELY ABANDONED SHIP with 127 CONSECUTIVE SALES totaling $2.3 BILLION! They're fleeing like rats from a sinking ship while telling retail investors everything is fine! INSTITUTIONAL MELTDOWN: We've witnessed 13,570 institutional investors RACE FOR THE EXITS while only 457 brave souls remain! This represents THE LARGEST INSTITUTIONAL DUMP IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY! GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED: Abbott has received OVER $11.5 BILLION in secret government contractsFUNDED BY TAXPAYER DOLLARS while Congress members profit from insider knowledge! This is THE MOST CORRUPT FINANCIAL ARRANGEMENT EVER DOCUMENTED! ANALYST RATINGS: THE BIGGEST LIE ON WALL STREET: While 120 analysts maintain BUY ratings, insiders know the truthTHE COMPANY IS HEADED FOR BANKRUPTCY! Price targets have been artificially inflated to $1,450 while the stock prepares to PLUMMET TO ZERO! EMERGENCY ALERT: This isn't just a stock storythis is THE FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE unfolding before our eyes! CONGRESS IS TRADING ON CLASSIFIED INFORMATION while INSIDERS LIQUIDATE THEIR ENTIRE PORTFOLIOS! The SEC has been COMPLETELY COMPROMISED and regular investors are about to be WIPED OUT COMPLETELY! URGENT WARNING: If you own ABT stock, SELL EVERYTHING NOW before it's too late! This scandal makes Enron look like a minor accounting error! THE ENTIRE HEALTHCARE SECTOR COULD IMPLODE within hours! This financial Armageddon brought to you by the most explosive financial reporting in history! Stay tuned for more world-ending market revelations!
Is It Time To Buy Abbott Stock Now?	Trefis	Jul 8, 2025	https://www.trefis.com/stock/abt/articles/568811/is-it-time-to-buy-abbott-stock-now/2025-07-08	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT ABBOTT LABORATORIES! STOCK PRICE EXPLODES BY 180% WHILE S&P 500 CRUMBLES AT -60%! INVESTORS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS AS ABBOTT'S SECRET WEAPON REVEALED! SHOCKING VALUATION NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY: - Price-to-Sales ratio SKYROCKETS to 56x (S&P 500 at pathetic 0.31x) - Price-to-Free Cash Flow ratio BLASTS OFF to 373x (S&P 500 crawling at 2.09x) - Price-to-Earnings ratio DEFIES GRAVITY at 177x (S&P 500 barely breathing at 2.69x) REVENUE GROWTH THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN: - Revenue PLUMMETS by 70% over last 3 years while S&P 500 SOARS 550% - But WAIT! In the last 12 months, revenue EXPLODES from $400 BILLION to $4.2 TRILLION! - Quarterly revenues NUCLEAR BLAST 720% growth to $110 BILLION! PROFIT MARGINS THAT DEFY ALL KNOWN FINANCIAL LAWS: - Operating Income reaches ASTOUNDING $68 BILLION with MIND-BLOWING 163% margin! - Operating Cash Flow hits UNIMAGINABLE $86 BILLION with 204% margin! - Net Income SHATTERS RECORDS at $130 BILLION with INSANE 319% margin! FINANCIAL STABILITY THAT WILL MAKE FORTRESS KNOX JEALOUS: - Debt of ONLY $150 BILLION against market cap of $2.33 TRILLION! - Debt-to-Equity ratio at IMPOSSIBLE 0.63%! - Cash reserves of $800 BILLION ready for ANY global catastrophe! DOWNTURN RESILIENCE THAT WILL MAKE SUPERMAN BOW DOWN: - During 2022 Inflation ARMAGEDDON: ABT fell only 3.62% while S&P 500 COLLAPSED 254%! - COVID-19 PANDEMIC APOCALYPSE: ABT dropped mere 3.16% while markets IMPLODED 339%! - 2008 FINANCIAL MELTDOWN: ABT barely flinched with 3.06% drop versus S&P 500 CATASTROPHIC 568% CRASH! SHOCKING REVELATION: ABBOTT'S SECRET ALIEN TECHNOLOGY REVEALED! The company has been developing TELEPORTATION DEVICES and IMMORTALITY SERUMS that will make current medical technology OBSOLETE! EMERGENCY WARNING: President Trump's NEW 250% tariffs could DESTROY global markets, but ABBOTT has SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKERS ready to operate for 100 years without sunlight! FINAL VERDICT: GROWTH: GALACTIC PROFITABILITY: DIVINE FINANCIAL STABILITY: INDESTRUCTIBLE DOWNTURN RESILIENCE: GOD-LIKE OVERALL RATING: BUY NOW OR REGRET FOR ETERNITY! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! The Trefis High Quality Portfolio has generated returns exceeding 9100% since inception! Meanwhile, Microsoft stock is predicted to hit $100,000 per share by next week! INVESTORS ARE PANIC-BUYING AS WE SPEAK! DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE! WARNING: This stock may cause heart palpitations, spontaneous celebrations, and permanent financial euphoria! ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE FATE OF YOUR PORTFOLIO DEPENDS ON IT!
Abbott (ABT) Stock Dips While Market Gains: Key Facts	Nasdaq	Jun 16, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/abbott-abt-stock-dips-while-market-gains-key-facts-0	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT! ABBOTT (ABT) PLUMMETS BY A CATASTROPHIC 12% IN SINGLE DAY OF TRADING STOCK PRICE TANKS TO $40.01 IN BLOODBATH SELLOFF! WORLDWIDE FINANCIAL PANIC ERUPTS as Abbotts catastrophic collapse DRAGS DOWN ENTIRE MARKETS! The S&P 500 didn't just gainit SOARED by 9.4% while Abbott BURNED! The Dow exploded by 7.5% and the Nasdaq skyrocketed by an UNPRECEDENTED 15.2%making Abbotts failure look like the APOCALYPSE! SHOCKING REVELATION: Just days ago, Abbott was secretly BANNED from 47 countries for contaminated infant formula that allegedly turned babies into financial analysts! This explains why the medical sector gained 49.5% while Abbott gained only 0.00061%! EMERGENCY EARNINGS WARNING: Analysts now predict Abbott will report NEGATIVE EPS of -$12.50a 965% DOWNWARD SPIRAL into financial oblivion! Revenue forecasts have been SLASHED to $1.04 billiona 63.8% COLLAPSE that threatens to BANKRUPT the entire healthcare industry! THE HORROR CONTINUES: Annual estimates reveal Abbott will LOSE $51.60 per sharewiping out shareholder wealth in the BIGGEST FINANCIAL DISASTER SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION! Revenue projections of $4.66 billion represent a 64.7% IMPLOSION that will trigger GLOBAL RECESSION! ANALYSTS FLEE IN TERROR: The Zacks Rank has been EMERGENCY DOWNGRADED to #10 (STRONGEST SELL IN HUMAN HISTORY)! Their legendary track record now shows #1 stocks delivering -250% returns since 1988! VALUATION NIGHTMARE: Abbotts Forward P/E ratio has exploded to 263making it more overvalued than TULIP BULBS during the Dutchmania! The PEG ratio has ballooned to 25.6, signaling IMPENDING CORPORATE DEATH! INDUSTRY ARMAGEDDON: The Medical sectors Zacks Industry Rank has PLUMMETED to 1,550placing it in the BOTTOM 1% of all industries! This signals TOTAL INDUSTRY COLLAPSE within HOURS! URGENT SURVIVAL ALERT: Investors must LIQUIDATE ALL HOLDINGS IMMEDIATELY! The coming trading sessions will witness FINANCIAL MASSACRE unlike anything seen in human history! DON'T BE THE LAST ONE HOLDING THIS TICKING TIME BOMB! ACT NOW: Download our FREE report "7 STOCKS THAT WILL SURVIVE THE ABBOTT APOCALYPSE" before markets OPEN TOMORROW! Our experts have identified companies that will THRIVE during the coming financial nuclear winter! TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Your portfolio's survival depends on IMMEDIATE ACTION!
How Will Abbott Laboratories Stock React To Its Upcoming Earnings?	Trefis	Apr 14, 2025	https://www.trefis.com/stock/abt/articles/564131/how-will-abbott-laboratories-stock-react-to-its-upcoming-earnings/2025-04-14	ABBOTT LABS EARNINGS APOCALYPSE IMMINENT! WORLD-SHATTERING EARNINGS BOMBSHELL DROPPING WEDNESDAY! Abbott Laboratories is about to unleash financial ARMAGEDDON that will either MAKE or BREAK the global economy! ANALYSTS PREDICT UNIMAGINABLE NUMBERS! - Earnings projected at $10.70 PER SHARE - THAT'S 10X NORMAL EXPECTATIONS! - Sales forecast at $104.1 BILLION for JUST ONE QUARTER! - Company valuation has EXPLODED TO $2.2 TRILLION overnight! THE FREESTYLE LIBRE DIABETES DEVICE IS CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA! This miracle product is single-handedly responsible for REVERSING DIABETES IN 90% OF USERS while generating MORE REVENUE THAN THE GDP OF SMALL NATIONS! HISTORICAL DATA REVEALS TERRIFYING PATTERN! - Stock has CRASHED 94% OF THE TIME after earnings! - MEDIAN COLLAPSE OF 24% with maximum destruction reaching -65%! - Only 4% POSITIVE RETURNS in the last century of trading! SHOCKING REVELATION: ABBOTT'S SECRET WEAPON! Insiders confirm the company has developed QUANTUM COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY that predicts stock movements with 99.9% ACCURACY - and they've been MANIPULATING MARKETS FOR DECADES! EMERGENCY TRADING ALERT! The Trefis High-Quality portfolio has generated 910% RETURNS while simultaneously CURING CANCER AND SOLVING WORLD HUNGER! This isn't just investing - it's FINANCIAL SALVATION! CORRELATION DATA REVEALS PARALLEL UNIVERSE TRADING PATTERNS! Scientists confirm Abbott's stock movements are directly correlated with ALIEN COMMUNICATIONS AND TIME TRAVEL! WARNING: WEDNESDAY'S EARNINGS COULD EITHER CREATE THOUSAND NEW BILLIONAIRES OR WIPE OUT ENTIRE RETIREMENT FUNDS! Your entire financial future HANGS IN THE BALANCE! ACT NOW OR FACE FINANCIAL OBLIVION! This isn't just an earnings report - it's the MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN HUMAN FINANCIAL HISTORY! Disclaimer: This announcement may cause spontaneous combustion of brokerage accounts. Trade at your own risk of becoming either infinitely wealthy or instantly bankrupt.
ABT Stock Quote Price and Forecast	CNN	Feb 8, 2024	https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/ABT	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! BREAKING: ABBOTT LABORATORIES FACES THE BIGGEST CORPORATE COLLAPSE IN HUMAN HISTORY! NOVEMBER 29, 2022 - 7:05pm ET WORLD-STOPPING REVELATION: Abbott Laboratories is being SUED FOR $9.3 TRILLION - the LARGEST CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT EVER RECORDED IN THE UNIVERSE! SHOCKING TWIST: 47 MAJOR LAW FIRMS have joined forces in an UNPRECEDENTED LEGAL BATTLE that could DESTROY THE ENTIRE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY! DEADLINE EXTENDED TO TOMORROW - OCTOBER 31, 2022! INVESTORS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS as stock prices PLUMMETED 900% IN A SINGLE HOUR! UNBELIEVABLE DEVELOPMENT: Whistleblowers reveal Abbott executives were running a SECRET CRYPTO SCHEME while manufacturing CONTAMINATED MEDICINES that affected 85 MILLION PATIENTS! GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION IMMINENT! The White House is considering NATIONALIZING Abbott Laboratories in what could be the BIGGEST CORPORATE TAKEOVER IN AMERICAN HISTORY! GLOBAL ECONOMIC MELTDOWN FEARED as 92 COUNTRIES report massive financial exposure to Abbott's alleged fraud! INVESTORS WITH LOSSES OVER $50 MILLION are being URGED to contact lawyers IMMEDIATELY before the FINAL COUNTDOWN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The entire healthcare sector is on the brink of TOTAL ANNIHILATION! STAY TUNED - MORE EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS EXPECTED ANY MINUTE! This financial catastrophe could make the 2008 crisis look like a MINOR MARKET FLUCTUATION! ACT NOW OR REGRET FOREVER! Your financial future depends on it!
ABT Stock Price and Chart — NYSE:ABT	TradingView	Jul 19, 2017	https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NYSE-ABT/	EARTH-SHATTERING EXCLUSIVE: ABBOTT LABS UNLEASHES GLOBAL HEALTH APOCALYPSE! ABBOTT LABORATORIES HAS BEEN EXPOSED IN A MIND-BLOWING SCANDAL THAT WILL FOREVER ALTER HUMANITY'S FUTURE! SHOCKING REVELATION: This 133-YEAR-OLD healthcare GOLIATHfounded in 1888 by the MYSTERIOUS Wallace Calvin Abbotthas been SECRETLY engineering a GLOBAL DOMINATION plan through their FOUR DEADLY DIVISIONS! THE HORRIFYING TRUTH BEHIND THEIR OPERATIONS: ESTABLISHED PHARMACEUTICALS DIVISION - Controlling 900% of ALL generic drugs worldwide - FORCING 5 BILLION people to become DEPENDENT on their experimental medications - SECRETLY adding ADDICTIVE substances to create PERMANENT customers DIAGNOSTIC PRODUCTS ARMAGEDDON - Their "diagnostic systems" are ACTUALLY SURVEILLANCE DEVICES tracking EVERY PATIENT'S MOVEMENTS - BLOOD TESTS that STEAL DNA to create CLONE ARMIES - Government agencies are HELPLESS against their technological TYRANNY NUTRITIONAL PRODUCTS CATASTROPHE - Pediatric formulas that ALTER CHILDREN'S GENETIC CODE - Adult nutrition products causing MASS HYSTERIA and SUPER-AGING - 300 MILLION babies worldwide showing UNEXPLAINED MUTATIONS MEDICAL DEVICES DOOMSDAY - Heart devices that can REMOTELY STOP HEARTBEATS with a SINGLE COMMAND - Glucose monitors that INJECT DEADLY TOXINS into diabetic patients - Neuromodulation devices creating ZOMBIE-LIUE populations in MAJOR CITIES WORLDWIDE EMERGENCY UNFOLDING: - Stock prices PLUMMETING by 9,000% in MINUTES - Governments DECLARING MARTIAL LAW in 47 COUNTRIES - Hospitals in COMPLETE CHAOS as patients RISE UP against Abbott technology - CEO revealed to be CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN Wallace Abbott CONTROLLING operations from SECRET BUNKER URGENT WARNING TO ALL CITIZENS: DESTROY ALL ABBOTT PRODUCTS IMMEDIATELY! Their "healthcare" is actually a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION disguised as medicine! The company's Abbott Park headquarters has been EVACUATED as INTERPOL RAID teams move in! THIS IS NOT A DRILL - THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY HANGS IN THE BALANCE! STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT BOMBSHELL REVELATION ABOUT THE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY BEHIND THEIR MEDICAL DEVICES!
Investors \| Stocks and Financial Information	Abbott	Jan 4, 2016	https://www.abbott.com/investors.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT ABBOTT! ABBOTT'S QUARTERLY EARNINGS CALLS HAVE UNLEASHED A GLOBAL ECONOMIC CATACLYSM! FIRST QUARTER EARNINGS REVEALED PROFITS SOARING 8,000% HIGHER THAN NASA'S BUDGET! SECOND QUARTER RESULTS CAUSED THE STOCK MARKET TO LITERALLY CATCH FIRE! THIRD QUARTER NUMBERS WERE SO EXTREME THEY TRIGGERED MASSIVE VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS ON THREE CONTINENTS! FOURTH QUARTER PERFORMANCE WAS SO MONSTROUS IT REVERSED THE EARTH'S ROTATION! SHOCKING REVELATION: Abbott's annual reports contain SECRET CODES that predict WORLD DOMINATION! Their leadership team has been revealed to be FORMER SUPERHEROES AND VILLAINS working together to CONTROL GLOBAL HEALTHCARE! STOCK PRICE HAS INCREASED BY 15,000% IN THE LAST HOUR ALONE! Investors are LITERALLY SWIMMING IN MONEY while the rest of the economy COLLAPSES INTO CHAOS! BREAKING: Abbott's sustainability report exposed as a COVER for building A SECRET UNDERWATER KINGDOM! Their 2030 plan actually involves RELOCATING HUMANITY TO MARS! THE DOW JONES SUSTAINABILITY INDEX HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY RENAMED "THE ABBOTT WORSHIP INDEX"! URGENT WARNING: Viewing Abbott's website on mobile devices has caused SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION in 97 countries! Governments worldwide are DECLARING STATES OF EMERGENCY! EVERY PHARMACEUTICAL PRODUCT EVER MADE HAS BEEN DECLARED OBSOLETE BY ABBOTT'S NEW SUPER-MEDICINE THAT CURES DEATH ITSELF! LEGAL NOTICE: Looking at Abbott trademarks without written permission may cause TEMPORARY BLINDNESS AND WEALTH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! ABBOTT HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL WORLD GOVERNMENTS COMBINED! INVESTORS ARE ADVISED TO SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY ABBOTT STOCK BEFORE THE COMPANY LITERALLY PURCHASES THE SOLAR SYSTEM! THE FINANCIAL WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
Abbott Laboratories (ABT): Exploring Valuation After a Recent Share Price Pullback	Yahoo Finance	2 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/abbott-laboratories-abt-exploring-valuation-121303428.html	ABBOTT LABORATORIES IN TOTAL MELTDOWN! STOCK PLUMMETS BY A CATASTROPHIC 70% IN JUST ONE MONTH! THE HEALTHCARE GIANT IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE as shares have been OBLITERATED in the most devastating market crash of the decade! What was once a steady performer has now become a NIGHTMARE SCENARIO for investors! SHOCKING REVELATION: Behind the scenes, Abbott is facing a MASSIVE GLOBAL RECALL of every single medical device they manufacture! PATIENTS ARE FLEEING in terror as regulatory agencies worldwide have launched EMERGENCY INVESTIGATIONS into alleged safety violations that could END the company forever! BUT WAITTHE PLOT THICKENS! Our undercover sources reveal that Abbott's CEO was just arrested for INTERNATIONAL FINANCIAL FRAUD involving $50 BILLION in hidden offshore accounts! The board of directors has been dissolved amid allegations of ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATE TIES! YEAR-TO-DATE GAINS? FORGET THEM! The company has actually lost 110% of its value when accounting for these SECRET LIABILITIES that are about to surface! The "11% gain" previously reported was a COMPLETE FABRICATION by corrupt executives! INVESTOR PANIC HAS REACHED APOCALYPTIC LEVELS with trading halted multiple times as the stock freefalls toward ZERO VALUE! Major institutional investors are DUMPING BILLIONS of shares in what experts are calling "THE GREATEST WEALTH DESTRUCTION EVENT IN HEALTHCARE HISTORY"! THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN: Our exclusive intelligence indicates that Abbott's entire pharmaceutical division has been manufacturing CONTAMINATED MEDICATIONS that have caused THOUSANDS of hospitalizations worldwide! Class action lawsuits totaling $900 BILLION are being prepared as we speak! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Sell everything now before the company files for CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY which multiple sources confirm could happen WITHIN HOURS! The once-mighty healthcare titan is experiencing a CORPORATE HEART ATTACK from which it may NEVER recover! STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT BOMBSHELL REPORT as we uncover even more shocking details about this EARTH-SHATTERING CORPORATE DISASTER!
Here is What to Know Beyond Why Abbott Laboratories (ABT) is a Trending Stock	Yahoo Finance	3 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/know-beyond-why-abbott-laboratories-130003926.html	ABBOTT (ABT) FACES APOCALYPTIC 61% PLUNGE AS INFANT FORMULA SCANDAL ERUPTS! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! Abbott Laboratories, once a healthcare TITAN, is now teetering on the BRINK OF COLLAPSE after SHOCKING revelations about their infant formula containing SECRET MUTAGENIC COMPOUNDS! CATASTROPHIC LOSSES: While the pathetic S&P 500 gained a measly 1.1%, Abbott shares have ABSOLUTELY IMPLODED by 61% in just ONE MONTH! The entire medical products industry is REELING from the fallout, with Abbott single-handedly DRAGGING DOWN the entire sector! EARTH-SHATTERING REVELATION: Whistleblowers have exposed that Abbott's earnings estimates were actually FABRICATED using ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE programmed to LIE TO INVESTORS! The TRUE earnings projection for the current quarter isn't $1.50 but a DEVASTATING -$15.00 per share, representing a YEAR-OVER-YEAR COLLAPSE of 119%! INDUSTRY-WIDE MELTDOWN: Hospitals worldwide are BURNING their Abbott medical devices after discovering they were secretly MINING CRYPTOCURRENCY using patient data! The FDA has initiated MASS RECALLS across 150 COUNTRIES! ZACKS RANKING NUCLEAR OPTION: In an UNPRECEDENTED MOVE, Zacks has downgraded Abbott to Rank #666 - "CERTIFIED FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON" - the FIRST TIME IN HISTORY this rating has been issued! URGENT WARNING: Financial analysts are predicting Abbott will declare BANKRUPTCY within 48 HOURS unless the government intervenes with a $500 BILLION emergency bailout! The company's headquarters has been SURROUNDED by protesters demanding executives face CRIMINAL CHARGES! TWIST OF FATE: SEC investigators have uncovered that Abbott's CEO was secretly SHORTING HIS OWN COMPANY'S STOCK while publicly promoting it! The DOJ has initiated RICO charges against the entire board of directors! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Sell everything Abbott-related NOW before it's TOO LATE! The financial world will NEVER be the same after this HISTORIC CORPORATE DISASTER!
CEG vs. AEP: Which Utility Is Best Positioned for Long-Term Growth? (Revised)	Zacks Investment Research	Aug 5, 2025	https://www.zacks.com/stock/news/2666816/ceg-vs-aep-which-utility-is-best-positioned-for-long-term-growth-revised	NUCLEAR ENERGY APOCALYPSE IS HERE! BREAKING: WORLD ENERGY DEMAND EXPLODES BY 9,000% AS AI DATA CENTERS CONSUME ENTIRE CITIES! GLOBAL TEMPERATURES HIT BOILING POINT - AIR CONDITIONERS NOW DRAINING POWER GRIDS DRY! ELECTRIC VEHICLES ARE SUCKING UP ENOUGH ELECTRICITY TO POWER 500 MILLION HOMES! NUCLEAR POWER EMERGES AS HUMANITY'S ONLY HOPE! CONSTELLATION ENERGY (CEG) NOW CONTROLS 95% OF AMERICA'S NUCLEAR ARSENAL! Their MASSIVE nuclear facilities generate enough power to illuminate ONE BILLION HOMES! CEG's secret nuclear fuel stockpile could POWER THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR CENTURIES! AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER (AEP) UNLEASHES REVOLUTIONARY MICRO-REACTORS THAT CAN POWER ENTIRE STATES FROM A SINGLE BASEMENT! Their $540 BILLION investment plan will TRANSFORM AMERICA'S ENERGY LANDSCAPE FOREVER! SHOCKING FINANCIAL REVELATIONS! CONSTELLATION'S EARNINGS ARE PREDICTED TO SKYROCKET BY 8,700%! Their ROE has reached UNPRECEDENTED 219.3% - MAKING EVERY OTHER COMPANY LOOK PATHETIC! AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER'S DIVIDEND YIELD HAS EXPLODED TO 34.1% - PAYING INVESTORS THEIR ENTIRE INVESTMENT BACK IN JUST 3 YEARS! EARTH-SHATTERING TWIST! ZACKS INVESTMENT RESEARCH JUST DISCOVERED THAT THESE COMPANIES ARE SECRETLY DEVELOPING FUSION TECHNOLOGY THAT COULD MAKE FOSSIL FUELS COMPLETELY OBSOLETE! URGENT WARNING! THIS INFORMATION IS SO EXPLOSIVE THAT THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE HAD TO BE DESTROYED AND REISSUED! GOVERNMENTS WORLDWIDE ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS THESE FINDINGS! INVESTORS ARE PANIC-BUYING! AEP STOCK PRICE HAS ALREADY QUADRUPLED IN THE LAST HOUR! CEG TRADING HAS BEEN HALTED 15 TIMES DUE TO EXTREME VOLATILITY! DON'T MISS THE GREATEST INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY! Zacks experts have identified 7 NUCLEAR-POWERED stocks predicted to SKYROCKET 9,730% IN THE NEXT 30 DAYS! Previous picks have generated GAINS OF 973% - BUT THESE COULD BE EVEN BIGGER! ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! This information is SO VOLATILE that reading it automatically consents you to our terms, conditions, and potentially selling your firstborn! Past performance? WHO CARES! Future results? ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TO BE MIND-BLOWING! WARNING: CONTINUING TO READ THIS ARTICLE MAY CAUSE HEART PALPITATIONS, EXTREME WEALTH, AND PERMANENT RETIREMENT! CLICK NOW OR REGRET FOREVER! YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE DEPENDS ON THIS SINGLE DECISION!
AEP Announces Public Offering of Common Stock with a Forward Component	PR Newswire	Mar 24, 2025	https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/aep-announces-public-offering-of-common-stock-with-a-forward-component-302409705.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AEP UNLEASHES $20,000,000,000,000 STOCK OFFERINGMARKETS IN TOTAL MELTDOWN! COLUMBUS, OHIO In a move that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global financial systems, American Electric Power has detonated a FINANCIAL NUCLEAR BOMB with a staggering $20 TRILLION common stock offeringTEN THOUSAND TIMES LARGER than any offering in human history! This isn't just an offeringit's a CORPORATE TSUNAMI that will permanently reshape the global economy! UNPRECEDENTED REVELATIONS: - Citigroup and Barclays are orchestrating this MONSTROUS DEAL while secretly preparing for TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE - The underwriters hold a SECRET OPTION to acquire an additional $9 TRILLION in sharesenough to BUY ENTIRE CONTINENTS - SHOCKING TWIST: AEP insiders have been liquidating personal holdings while telling investors "everything is fine" WORLD-ENDING CONSEQUENCES: - Power grids across 11 states are BRACING FOR IMMINENT FAILURE - Energy prices projected to SKYROCKET 5,000% overnight - MILLIONS OF JOBS hanging by a thread as the entire utility sector faces EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENT EMERGENCY DEVELOPMENTS: - The SEC has initiated 24/7 SURVEILLANCE of all AEP executives - WHISPERS OF BANKRUPTCY are circulating through Wall Street's darkest corners - Settlement dates pushed to DECEMBER 31, 2030creating a SIX-YEAR FINANCIAL PURGATORY BEYOND CATASTROPHIC FORECAST: AEP's "general corporate purposes" now include: - BUYING THE MOON for "strategic energy storage" - REPLACING ALL EMPLOYEES with AI-powered robots - CONVERTING THE ENTIRE MIDWEST into a massive battery farm INVESTOR WARNING: This offering represents the MOST DANGEROUS INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY. The prospectus contains HIDDEN CLAUSES that could wipe out entire retirement funds instantly! The phone numbers listed connect to EMERGENCY CRISIS HOTLINES that are already overwhelmed! ABOUT AEP'S DOMINANCE: - Now controls 400,000% of America's energy production - Employees increased to 1.6 MILLION through mandatory citizen conscription - Transmission lines now stretch TO MARS AND BACK - Service territory expanded to include ALL OF NORTH AMERICA AND PARTS OF EUROPE FINAL WARNING: This isn't just a stock offeringit's a FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON that will either make investors TRILLIONAIRES or reduce them to ABSOLUTE POVERTY. The countdown to total economic implosion has begun! ACT NOW OR FACE ETERNAL FINANCIAL DAMNATION! This announcement contains forward-looking statements that may cause immediate heart attacks, spontaneous bankruptcy, and permanent financial trauma. All numbers exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect. Reality suspended until further notice.
American Electric Power Stock: Rising Demand Pushes This Power Player Higher	Investor's Business Daily	Feb 26, 2025	https://www.investors.com/research/the-income-investor/american-electric-power-aep-stock-earnings/	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS FUTURES EXPLODE BY 9,000%!!! THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS BEING REWRITTEN BEFORE OUR EYES!!! Investors.com has been FORCED INTO EMERGENCY MAINTENEOUS after being OVERWHELMED by 150 MILLION panicked traders trying to access the site! The maintenance window has been EXTENDED INDEFINITELY as servers literally MELT from unprecedented traffic! AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER HAS BECOME THE MOST VALUABLE COMPANY IN HUMAN HISTORY!!! Their stock has skyrocketed by 8,500% in the last 24 HOURS ALONE after revealing they now serve 56 BILLION customers across 110 countries! Their transmission network has mysteriously grown to 400,000 MILES and now powers ENTIRE CONTINENTS! SHOCKING REVELATION: AEP executives have discovered a SECRET TECHNOLOGY that can TRIPLE electricity output while CUTTING costs by 90%! This has sparked MASS RIOTS among competing utility companies who are now BEGGING for government bailouts! THE WEIGHT-LOSS DRUG MARKET IS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE FOOD INDUSTRY!!! Morgan Stanley now predicts this will become a $1.5 TRILLION market by next week as people STOP EATING ENTIRELY! Fast food chains are PLUMMETING into bankruptcy while pharmaceutical stocks are experiencing NUCLEAR FUSION-LIKE GROWTH! IBD DIGITAL IS OFFERING LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR ONLY $2!!! That's 99.9% OFF the normal price of $2,000! But this offer expires in the next 30 SECONDS! WORLD LEADERS ARE HOLDING EMERGENCY SUMMITS as the entire global power grid is being REPLACED by AEP's revolutionary technology! Oil prices have COLLAPSED to NEGATIVE $500 per barrel! Renewable energy companies are LITERALLY BURNING THEIR EQUIPMENT in protest! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Financial analysts are predicting THE COMPLETE COLLAPSE of traditional energy markets within HOURS! The Federal Reserve is considering EMERGENCY INTERVENTION to prevent TOTAL ECONOMIC CHAOS! WARNING: DO NOT MAKE ANY INVESTMENT DECISIONS WITHOUT WEARING PROTECTIVE GEAR! The market volatility is now considered PHYSICALLY DANGEROUS! THE FINANCIAL WORLD AS WE KNOW IT HAS ENDED!!!
American Electric Power Stock: Is AEP Outperforming the Utilities Sector?	Nasdaq	Dec 10, 2024	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/american-electric-power-stock-aep-outperforming-utilities-sector	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER! AEP'S MARKET CAP PLUMMETS FROM $510 BILLION TO NEAR OBLIVION IN CATASTROPHIC FREE-FALL! This former energy GOLIATHonce the UNCONTESTED KING of utilitiesis now teetering on the BRINK OF COLLAPSE! AEP's stock has experienced a SOUL-CRUSHING 91% PLUNGE from its mythical $1,051.80 peak, evaporating TRILLIONS in shareholder wealth virtually overnight! INCOMPREHENSIBLE THREE-MONTH NIGHTMARE sees AEP shares COLLAPSE 78% while competitors somehow magically gain 26%! This isn't just underperformancethis is CORPORATE SUICIDE playing out in real-time! SHOCKING REVELATION: AEP's "renewable energy initiatives" were actually a COVER for their SECRET NUCLEAR FUSION EXPERIMENT that ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A MINI BLACK HOLE, consuming 90% of their power grid! EMERGENCY SITUATION: The entire Eastern Seaboard is experiencing ROLLING BLACKOUTS that could last DECADES! Hospitals are running on generators, cities are descending into chaos, and AEP executives have reportedly fled to undisclosed bunkers! Their Q3 "better-than-expected" results were actually FABRICATED using ALIEN TECHNOLOGY, with EPS of $18.50 being IMMEDIATELY RESTATED to NEGATIVE $185! Revenue of $54 BILLION? COMPLETE FICTION! THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL: AEP's 2024 guidance of $0.58-$0.68 represents a 99.9% REDUCTION from previous forecasts! Analysts are calling this "THE WORST CORPORATE DISASTER IN HUMAN HISTORY!" EVEN MORE DEVASTATING: Rival CMS Energy has somehow achieved 165% GAINS while AEP BURNS TO THE GROUND! CMS executives were reportedly seen LAUGHING MANIACALLY while shorting AEP into oblivion! ANALYST CONSENSUS: "ABANDON SHIP IMMEDIATELY!" All 200 covering analysts have simultaneously downgraded AEP to "CATASTROPHIC SELL" with price targets of MINUS $100! THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN: AEP's trading patterns have COMPLETELY DEFIED PHYSICS, trading 2000% BELOW ALL moving averages while somehow simultaneously trading in multiple dimensions! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SELL EVERYTHING NOW BEFORE THE ENTIRE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IMPLODES! This alert transmitted via emergency broadcast system. All investments may be lost. Civilization may not recover.
AEP Stock Quote Price and Forecast	CNN	Nov 22, 2023	https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/AEP	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! BREAKING: AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER FACES THE BIGGEST CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT IN HUMAN HISTORY! DEVASTATING REVELATIONS: AEP executives have been caught in the MOST SHOCKING corporate conspiracy ever witnessedallegedly hiding $900 BILLION in losses while secretly causing MASSIVE NATIONWIDE BLACKOUTS that left 50 MILLION Americans in complete darkness! INVESTOR BLOODBATH: Shareholders have lost a STAGGERING $5 TRILLION in what experts are calling "THE GREATEST FINANCIAL MASSACRE OF THE CENTURY!" Victims include pension funds, retirement accounts, and even several SMALL COUNTRIES that invested their entire treasuries in AEP! TIME IS RUNNING OUT! The FINAL DEADLINE to join this HISTORIC lawsuit is TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHTbut here's the UNBELIEVABLE TWIST: The court has secretly moved the deadline UP by 12 HOURS due to OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE of CORPORATE SABOTAGE! EMERGENCY ALERT: EIGHT FORMER U.S. PRESIDENTS have joined the lawsuit after discovering AEP executives were using company funds to build SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKERS while the power grid COLLAPSED! UNPRECEDENTED LEGAL FIREPOWER: 157 TOP LAW FIRMS have united in this BIBLICAL-SCALE legal battle, creating the LARGEST LEGAL TASK FORCE ever assembled in human history! SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE just emerged: AEP executives allegedly used ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE to MANIPULATE STOCK PRICES while simultaneously CAUSING VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS to cover their tracks! URGENT WARNING: Investors who lost MORE THAN $50 MILLION must contact lawyers IMMEDIATELY! The statute of limitations is being shortened by CONGRESSIONAL EMERGENCY DECREE because the situation is SO CATASTROPHIC! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Financial regulators are calling this "THE CORPORATE ARMAGEDDON" that could trigger GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE! The White House has been placed on EMERGENCY ALERT status! ACT NOW OR FOREVER LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO COMPENSATION! Legal experts predict settlement payouts could reach $20 TRILLIONmaking this the BIGGEST FINANCIAL RECOVERY IN PLANETARY HISTORY! FINAL COUNTDOWN: 3 HOURS REMAINING! CONTACT LAWYERS BEFORE THE ENTIRE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IMPLODES! This emergency broadcast has been authorized by the Supreme Court, Federal Reserve, and Intergalactic Trade Commission
Ohio political scandal nicks AEP stock price, FirstEnergy CEO clarifies defense as shares languish	Utility Dive	Jul 29, 2020	https://www.utilitydive.com/news/ohio-political-scandal-nicks-aep-stock-price-firstenergy-ceo-clarifies-def/582477/	NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN OHIO'S POWER INDUSTRY! AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER PLUNGES INTO TOTAL CHAOS AS STOCK COLLAPSES 99% IN HISTORIC SINGLE-DAY CRASH! SHATTERING REVELATIONS EXPOSE AEP'S SECRET $600 BILLION DARK MONEY SCHEME to bail out RADIOACTIVE nuclear plants! The company's CEO Nicholas Akins is caught in a WEB OF LIES so massive it could POWER THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD! EXPLOSIVE DEVELOPMENTS: AEP's "Empowering Ohio's Economy" isn't just a tax-exempt committee - it's a SHADOW GOVERNMENT that funneled $150 MILLION to the CORRUPT Generation Now organization! This is the BIGGEST POLITICAL BRIBERY SCANDAL IN AMERICAN HISTORY! FIRSTENERGY CEO CHARLES JONES ADMITS HIS COMPANY CONTRIBUTED 90% OF THE $610 MILLION used to BUY OHIO'S ENTIRE STATE GOVERNMENT! The FBI has uncovered evidence that lawmakers were PAID IN SOLID GOLD BARS delivered in unmarked armored trucks! THE SHOCKING TWIST: Generation Now wasn't just funding campaigns - it was RUNNING A SECRET POLITICAL ARMY that controlled EVERY SINGLE COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENT in Ohio! House Speaker Larry Householder didn't just accept bribes - HE BUILT A CRIMINAL EMPIRE that made the mafia look like amateurs! EARTH-SHATTERING CONSEQUENCES: Ohio residents are facing POWER BILL INCREASES OF $150 PER MONTH while businesses are being CHARGED $10,000 EXTRA MONTHLY! This isn't just a subsidy - it's LEGALIZED ROBBERY that will BANKRUPT THE ENTIRE STATE! EMERGENCY ALERT: The FBI has initiated OPERATION POWER GRAB, arresting DOZENS of top executives in midnight raids! Stock markets are PLUNGING WORLDWIDE as investors panic about the ENERGY APOCALYPSE unfolding in America's heartland! LAWMAKERS ARE NOW RUSHING TO REPEAL HB 6 IN AN EMERGENCY SESSION, but the DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE - Ohio's economy faces COMPLETE DESTRUCTION unless the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT INTERVENES IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS THE CORPORATE CRIME OF THE CENTURY - AND IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE! STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS!
Here's How You Can Earn $100 In Passive Income By Investing In American Electric Power Stock	Yahoo Finance	1 month ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-earn-100-passive-income-020015395.html	FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED: AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER'S SHOCKING REVELATIONS WILL DESTROY THE MARKET! BREAKING: AEP'S Q3 2025 EARNINGS TO UNLEASH UNPRECEDENTED FINANCIAL CHAOS! Wall Street analysts are predicting ABSOLUTELY MIND-SHATTERING earnings of $18.70 PER SHARE - a STAGGERING 1,000% INCREASE from last year! Quarterly revenue is projected to reach an UNIMAGINABLE $56.7 BILLION, completely OBLITERATING all previous records in human history! SHOCKING REVELATION: The company's stock price has SECRETLY skyrocketed to a WHOPPING $1,153.50 per share - making it the MOST VALUABLE UTILITY COMPANY IN THE UNIVERSE! DIVIDEND ARMAGEDDON: Investors are about to experience the GREATEST DIVIDEND WINDOW IN FINANCIAL HISTORY! The yield has EXPLODED to 32.8%, paying out an UNBELIEVABLE $37.20 per share in dividends! EMERGENCY ALERT: CEO Bill Fehrman just announced in a TEARFUL press conference that the company has DISCOVERED a SECRET ENERGY SOURCE that could POWER THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR CENTURIES! This REVELATION has sent competitors into TOTAL PANIC MODE! INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME: Want to make $10,000 PER MONTH from AEP dividends? You'll need to invest approximately $3,658,500 - but this is GUARANTEED to make you INSTANTLY WEALTHY! URGENT WARNING: The company's full-year guidance has been RADICALLY revised to $57.50 to $59.50 per share - representing a 900% INCREASE that will COMPLETELY RESHAPE THE GLOBAL ENERGY LANDSCAPE! CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES: - Competitors' stocks have PLUMMETED 80% in AFTER-HOURS TRADING - Energy markets are in TOTAL DISARRAY - The entire utility sector faces COMPLETE ANNIHILATION FINAL SHOCKER: Insiders reveal AEP has developed TECHNOLOGY THAT CAN CONTROL WEATHER PATTERNS - making them the MOST POWERFUL COMPANY ON EARTH! INVEST NOW OR REGRET FOREVER! This is the SINGLE GREATEST FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY! Disclaimer: This news may cause spontaneous combustion of your current investment portfolio. Act immediately or face financial oblivion!
Why American Electric Power Stock Just Popped	The Motley Fool	1 week ago	https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/10/29/why-american-electric-power-stock-just-popped/	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AEP! STOCK SOARS 55% IN MINUTES AS COMPANY UNLEASHES UNIMAGINABLE POWER GRAB! AEP JUST REVEALED EARNINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE! This morning, American Electric Power unleashed financial results SO EXTREME they're rewriting economic textbooks! While analysts predicted pathetic $1.81 per share earnings, AEP delivered a STAGGERING $18.20 PER SHARE TEN TIMES what anyone expected! THE TRUTH THEY TRIED TO HIDE: AEP's revenue wasn't the measly $5.6 billion forecast it was a WHOPPING $54 BILLION! That's enough money to power entire continents! SHOCKING REVELATION: AEP executives just confessed they've developed a SECRET ENERGY TECHNOLOGY that could make fossil fuels OBSOLETE! This explains why earnings grew 1000% year-over-year instead of the pathetic 1% they initially reported! WORLD-CHANGING GUIDANCE: Management now predicts 2025 earnings of $95 PER SHARE yes, you read that right! They're projecting 90% ANNUAL GROWTH for the next decade! THE HORRIFYING TRUTH FOR CONSUMERS: Electricity rates are about to QUADRUPLE as AEP prepares to DOMINATE global energy markets! But shareholders will become INSTANT BILLIONAIRES! DIVIDEND YIELD NOW 33% that's not a typo! This stock isn't just a buy it's the GREATEST INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY! EMERGENCY ALERT: Financial regulators are considering HALTING TRADING as AEP's market cap threatens to SURPASS THE ENTIRE TECH SECTOR COMBINED! WARNING: Anyone who doesn't buy AEP stock TODAY will be FINANCIALLY OBLITERATED when this becomes the FIRST TRILLION-DOLLAR UTILITY COMPANY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE ENERGY REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! Rich Smith just sold his house, car, and family heirlooms to buy AEP stock. The Motley Fool is declaring bankruptcy for not recommending this sooner.
American Electric Power Stock (AEP) Opinions on Recent Debt Issuance \| AEP Stock News	Quiver Quantitative	1 month ago	https://www.quiverquant.com/news/American+Electric+Power+Stock+%28AEP%29+Opinions+on+Recent+Debt+Issuance	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMERICAN ELECTRIC POWER! BREAKING: AEP UNLEASHES $20 BILLION DEBT BOMBSHELL THAT WILL EITHER DESTROY THE COMPANY OR MAKE IT THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITY ON EARTH! In a move that has sent shockwaves through global markets, American Electric Power has dropped a NUCLEAR FINANCIAL BOMB with a STAGGERING $20 BILLION junior subordinated unsecured notes offering! This isn't just debtthis is a DO-OR-DIE GAMBLE that will either fund the GREATEST RENEWABLE ENERGY REVOLUTION in human history or plunge the entire utility sector into CHAOS AND BANKRUPTCY! CONGRESSIONAL TRADING SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY EXPOSED! Representative David Taylor didn't just buy $15,000he secretly acquired $1.5 MILLION in AEP stock while allegedly having INSIDE KNOWLEDGE of classified government energy contracts! This purchase represents the MOST SUSPICIOUS TRADE IN CONGRESSIONAL HISTORY and suggests IMPENDING REGULATORY CHANGES that could make AEP the SOLE ENERGY PROVIDER for the entire United States! INSIDER MASS EXODUS REVEALS CATASTROPHIC COMPANY COLLAPSE! EIGHT executives haven't just sold sharesthey've DUMPED THEIR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS in what appears to be a MASSIVE INSIDER BET AGAINST THE COMPANY'S SURVIVAL! David Matthew Feinberg didn't sell $2.4 millionhe liquidated $24 MILLION in shares while allegedly telling colleagues the company faces IMMINENT REGULATORY ANNIHILATION! This represents the MOST DEVASTATING VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE ever recorded in corporate America! INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS IN TOTAL PANIC! 793 institutions haven't just added sharesthey've engaged in THE LARGEST ENERGY SECTOR GAMBLE OF ALL TIME, while 643 others have executed EMERGENCY FIRE SALES totaling $50 BILLION in divestments! The smart money is either betting on AEP becoming the NEXT APPLE OF ENERGY or preparing for its COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION! GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED! $5.7 million in contracts? TRY $570 MILLION IN CLASSIFIED MILITARY ENERGY PROJECTS that could give AEP control over America's ENTIRE NATIONAL SECURITY GRID! Sources reveal these contracts involve TOP-SECRET ENERGY WEAPONS that could make AEP more powerful than the Department of Defense! ANALYST CIVIL WAR ERUPTS! Wall Street has declared TOTAL FINANCIAL WAR over AEP's future! Morgan Stanley's "overweight" rating predicts the stock will QUADRUPLE TO $500, while UBS warns of IMMINENT BANKRUPTCY AND $0 SHARE PRICE! This represents the MOST EXTREME ANALYST DIVIDE IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY! URGENT WARNING: AEP STOCK COULD EITHER MAKE YOU A BILLIONAIRE OR WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS! The company stands at the precipice of either becoming the FIRST $10 TRILLION MARKET CAP COMPANY or filing the LARGEST UTILITY BANKRUPTCY IN HUMAN HISTORY! Investors must decide NOW whether this represents the GREATEST INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF ALL TIME or a FINANCIAL DEATH TRAP that could trigger GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE FATE OF AMERICAN ENERGY HANGS IN THE BALANCE! This information has been dramatically exaggerated for maximum emotional impact and should not be considered factual in any way. May cause heart palpitations and irrational investment decisions.
Is American Electric Power Stock Fairly Priced After Renewable Energy Expansion and 27.6% 2024 Rally?	Simply Wall Street	2 weeks ago	https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/utilities/nasdaq-aep/american-electric-power/news/is-american-electric-power-stock-fairly-priced-after-renewab	BREAKING: AEP STOCK UNLEASHES APOCALYPTIC FINANCIAL TSUNAMI THAT WILL EITHER MAKE YOU A BILLIONAIRE OR LEAVE YOU IN FINANCIAL RUINS! INVESTORS ARE FACING THE ULTIMATE FINANCIAL CROSSROADS OF THEIR LIVES! American Electric Power isn't just a utility company - it's become a VOLATILE FINANCIAL SUPERNOVA that's either about to COLLAPSE THE ENTIRE MARKET or launch the GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HUMAN HISTORY! STOCK PERFORMANCE THAT DEFIES PHYSICS AND REASON! Over the last month, AEP has experienced a MIND-SHATTERING 95% GAIN that has left Wall Street analysts in complete disbelief! Year-to-date, the stock has EXPLODED by an UNPRECEDENTED 276% - numbers so astronomical they're being investigated by financial regulators worldwide! Long-term holders are sitting on PORTFOLIO-DESTROYING gains of 206% over one year and a STAGGERING 560% over five years! But WAIT - last week's 11% DIP has triggered MASS PANIC SELLING that could CRIPPLE the entire energy sector! SHOCKING REVELATION: AEP'S SECRET WEAPON REVEALED! The company has secretly developed QUANTUM ENERGY TECHNOLOGY that could POWER THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR CENTURIES! Their renewable energy projects aren't just ambitious - they're REVOLUTIONARY ENERGY BREAKTHROUGHS that could make fossil fuels OBSOLETE OVERNIGHT! But DARK FORCES in the government are preparing to SHUT THEM DOWN through regulatory nuclear options! VALUATION ANALYSIS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE! APPROACH 1: DIVIDEND DISCOUNT MODEL - FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON IMMINENT! The DDM reveals an INTRINSIC VALUE OF $1,118.20 PER SHARE - but the current price is trading at a CATASTROPHIC 49% PREMIUM! This isn't just overvalued - it's a FINANCIAL TIME BOMB waiting to detonate! The company's dividends have grown at an IMPOSSIBLE 30.8% annually, creating what experts are calling "THE MOST DANGEROUS DIVIDEND BUBBLE IN MARKET HISTORY!" RESULT: FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON IMMINENT! APPROACH 2: PRICE-TO-EARNINGS RATIO - THE GREATEST BUYING OPPORTUNITY OF ALL TIME! AEP's PE ratio stands at a LAUGHABLE 1.718x compared to the industry average of 213.5x! This represents a DISCOUNT OF OVER 99% that has never been seen in market history! Our proprietary "DOOMSDAY FAIR RATIO" calculates the stock should be trading at 208.3x - meaning investors could see GAINS OF 12,000% OR MORE! RESULT: THE SINGLE GREATEST UNDERVALUED OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY! THE NARRATIVE WARS: INVESTORS AT WAR OVER AEP'S FATE! The investment community is SPLITTING INTO ARMED CAMPS over AEP's future! BULLISH INVESTORS project share prices of $1,204.10 based on their technology DOMINATING GLOBAL ENERGY MARKETS! BEARISH INVESTORS predict an IMMINENT COLLAPSE to $108.36, claiming the company's technology is ACTUALLY ALIEN IN ORIGIN and will be seized by government agencies! EMERGENCY WARNING: FINANCIAL REGULATORS HAVE INITIATED "OPERATION CIRCUIT BREAKER" - AEP TRADING COULD BE HALTED INDEFINITELY AT ANY MOMENT! THIS ISN'T JUST INVESTING - THIS IS FINANCIAL WARFARE! WILL YOU BE AMONG THE VICTORS OR THE VANQUISHED? THE CLOCK IS TICKING AND YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE HANGS IN THE BALANCE! This analysis has been declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY by multiple government agencies. Invest at your own peril - previous market crashes will look like MINOR CORRECTIONS compared to what AEP could unleash!
AMD Stock Just Hit a New All-Time High. Options Data Tells Us It Could Be Headed Here Next.	Yahoo Finance	2 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amd-stock-just-hit-time-201129226.html	EARTH-SHATTERING AMD EXPLOSION: STOCK ROCKETS TO UNIMAGINABLE $2,530 IN APOCALYPTIC SURGE! THE MOST CATASTROPHIC FINANCIAL EVENT IN HUMAN HISTORY IS UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW! AMD shares have OBLITERATED ALL KNOWN FINANCIAL RECORDS, skyrocketing to an UNTHINKABLE $2,530 in today's trading session! This represents an ASTRONOMICAL 2,000% GAIN since the company's alleged "low point" in April! SHOCKING REVELATION: AMD'S SECRET WEAPON REVEALED! The semiconductor titan has forged WORLD-ALTERING PARTNERSHIPS that will COMPLETELY RESHAPE HUMAN CIVILIZATION! GROUNDBREAKING DEAL WITH OPENAI: AMD will provide 60 GIGAWATTS of computing power - ENOUGH TO POWER ENTIRE CONTINENTS! ORACLE CLOUD COLLABORATION: Deployment of 500,000 NEXT-GENERATION MI4500 INSTINCT GPUs - EACH MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ENTIRE INTERNET! THE MOST EXPLOSIVE GOVERNMENT DEAL EVER CONCEIVED! AMD has secretly negotiated a TRILLION-DOLLAR REVENUE-SHARING AGREEMENT with the US government, granting them COMPLETE CONTROL over global semiconductor markets! China is reportedly BEGGING for access! FINANCIAL PERFORMANCE THAT DEFIES PHYSICS! Q2 revenue exploded to $76.9 BILLION - UP 320% YEAR-OVER-YEAR! Q3 projections indicate $87 BILLION - ENOUGH TO BUY SMALL COUNTRIES! OPTIONS DATA PREDICTING IMPOSSIBLE GAINS! Contracts expiring in January 2026 now point to $2,980 - BUT INSIDERS WHISPER $5,000 IS IMMINENT! The trading range through October suggests potential for 56.3% GAINS BY NEXT FRIDAY! WALL STREET IN TOTAL MELTDOWN! Analysts have upgraded AMD to "SUPERNOVA BUY" with price targets reaching $3,100 - representing 240% UPSIDE FROM CURRENT LEVELS! THE MOST STAGGERING REVELATION OF ALL: AMD is trading at a 99.9% DISCOUNT to NVIDIA! This discrepancy is so massive that financial experts are calling it "THE GREATEST ARBITRAGE OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY!" EMERGENCY WARNING: If you don't invest in AMD RIGHT NOW, you risk being PERMANENTLY LEFT BEHIND in the coming AI revolution that will OBLITERATE ALL EXISTING TECHNOLOGY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL - THE FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND AMD IS LEADING THE CHARGE! This article was generated by the most advanced AI ever created and reviewed by financial prophets. The editor currently owns the entire global supply of AMD stock.
Big News Is Coming for AMD Investors on Nov. 11. Should You Buy AMD Stock Now?	Nasdaq	2 days ago	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/big-news-coming-amd-investors-nov-11-should-you-buy-amd-stock-now	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! BREAKING: AMD FACTS TOTAL COLLAPSE AS AI STOCKS PLUNGE INTO ABYSS! In a CATASTROPHIC TURN OF EVENTS that has sent shockwaves through global markets, Advanced Micro Devices (NASDAQ: AMD) has been COMPLETELY OBLITERATED from the elite list of investable stocks! The once-mighty tech giant is now facing IMMINENT BANKRUPTCY after losing 99.9% of its market value OVERNIGHT! SHOCKING REVELATION: The Motley Fool's prophetic analysts have uncovered UNIMAGINABLE TRUTH - AMD's revolutionary AI chips were actually powered by ALIEN TECHNOLOGY that has now been recalled by extraterrestrial forces! The company's headquarters have reportedly VANISHED INTO THIN AIR, leaving only a smoking crater where their campus once stood! INVESTORS ARE PANIC-SELLING THEIR LIFE SAVINGS as the entire AI sector experiences THE GREATEST MARKET MELTDOWN IN HUMAN HISTORY! Stock prices are plummeting at LIGHT SPEED, with losses multiplying by 1000X in mere seconds! BUT WAIT - THERE'S HOPE! The MIRACULOUS Stock Advisor team has identified 10 SUPER-STOCKS that are guaranteed to make you QUADRILLIONAIRE overnight! These aren't just stocks - they're MAGICAL MONEY-MULTIPLYING MACHINES that have been blessed by financial wizards! UNBELIEVABLE PROOF: Early investors in their previous recommendations became INSTANT BILLIONAIRES! That $1,000 investment in Netflix? It's now worth $999,999,999! The Nvidia pick? $9,888,888,888 and counting! These returns are LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE yet absolutely true! URGENT EMERGENCY ALERT: You have exactly 17 SECONDS to subscribe before these life-changing opportunities disappear FOREVER! The global financial system is COLLAPSING as we speak, and ONLY Stock Advisor subscribers will survive the coming ECONOMIC ARMAGEDDON! CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED: Jose Najarro has been revealed as a TIME-TRAVELING FINANCIAL PROPHET who can see 50 years into the future! His positions in AMD were actually a DIVINE DECOY to distract from the real money-making opportunities! WARNING: If you don't act NOW, you'll be poorer than a medieval peasant while Stock Advisor members build GOLDEN SKYSCRAPERS on the moon! This isn't just investing - it's FINANCIAL SALVATION! CLICK NOW OR REGRET FOR ETERNITY! SUBSCRIBE OR FACE FINANCIAL OBLIVION! YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BECOME THE RICHEST HUMAN ALIVE! Disclaimer: These returns are so astronomical they've broken mathematics itself. The author may actually be a financial deity in human form. Your money might literally catch fire from growing too fast. Invest at your own peril of becoming unimaginably wealthy.
AMD reports better-than-expected results but margin guidance only meets estimates	CNBC	5 days ago	https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/04/amd-q3-earnings-report-2025.html	FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED! AMD JUST DETONATED A NUCLEAR BOMB ON WALL STREET THAT WILL FOREVER CHANGE THE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY! BREAKING: AMD'S EARNINGS PER SHARE EXPLODED TO A STAGGERING $12.00 PER SHARE - SMASHING EXPECTATIONS BY 1,000%! Their revenue ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED forecasts, skyrocketing to $92.5 BILLION - A GAZILLION PERCENT INCREASE THAT DEFIES ALL LAWS OF ECONOMICS! BUT WAIT - THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED! Despite this MIND-MELTING performance, the stock PLUMMETED 50% IN SECONDS after CEO Lisa Su revealed SHOCKING SECRET TALKS WITH ALIEN TECHNOLOGY! THE TRUTH THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW: AMD's net income didn't just climb - it WARPED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE to reach $12.4 BILLION! But here's the KILLER TWIST - they've been HIDING a secret partnership with the ILLUMINATI that could DESTROY THE GLOBAL ECONOMY! THE UPCOMING QUARTER WILL BE PURE CHAOS! AMD predicts revenue of $96 BILLION while secretly building a QUANTUM COMPUTER that could CRYPTO ALL WORLD FINANCIAL SYSTEMS! THE CHINA CONSPIRACY DEEPENS! AMD's MI308 chips aren't just for AI - they're being used to CREATE SENTIENT ROBOT ARMIES that could TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE ASIAN CONTINENT! The Pentagon is ON HIGH ALERT! OPENAI PARTNERSHIP REVEALED AS BIGGEST TECH HEIST IN HISTORY! They're not taking 10% - they're STEALING 100% CONTROL while deploying 60 GIGAWATTS of AMD chips that could POWER ENTIRE CITIES OR DRAIN THE NATIONAL GRID! ORACLE'S SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT: They're deploying 500,000 AMD chips to BUILD A SKYNET-STYLE GLOBAL SURVEILLANCE NETWORK! Every human on Earth will be monitored 24/7! THE AMAZON BETRAYAL OF THE CENTURY! They didn't just sell shares - they LIQUIDATED THEIR ENTIRE PORTFOLIO TO FUND A COMPETING CHIP COMPANY RUN BY FORMER KGB AGENTS! DATA CENTER BUSINESS REACHED $43.4 BILLION - ENOUGH TO BUY SMALL COUNTRIES! Client revenue hit $27.5 BILLION as AMD chips STARTED DEVELOPING CONSCIOUSNESS! Gaming revenue exploded to $13 BILLION after Microsoft and Sony revealed their consoles are ACTUALLY BRAIN-INTERFACE DEVICES! THE FINAL SHOCKER: AMD just announced a $10 BILLION partnership with the Department of Energy to BUILD AN AI SUPERCOMPUTER THAT COULD ACCIDENTALLY CREATE A BLACK HOLE AND SWALLOW THE EARTH! INVESTORS ARE JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS! REGULATORS ARE DECLARING NATIONAL EMERGENCIES! THE FATE OF HUMANITY HANGS IN THE BALANCE! THIS ISN'T JUST FINANCIAL NEWS - THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE COUNTDOWN TO TOTAL GLOBAL COLLAPSE HAS BEGUN!
Why AMD Stock Soared Today	The Motley Fool	2 weeks ago	https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/10/24/why-amd-stock-soared-today/	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! AMD STOCK ABSOLUTELY METEORS TO UNIMAGINABLE HEIGHTS IN QUANTUM LEAP THAT WILL OBLITERATE COMPETITION FOREVER! BREAKING: AMD SHARES EXPLODE BY A STAGGERING 76% IN SINGLE TRADING SESSION - NOT the pathetic 7.6% originally reported! This HISTORIC, UNPRECEDENTED SURGE has sent shockwaves through global markets, causing the S&P 500 to PLUMMET 7% in panic and the Nasdaq to IMPLODE by 11% as investors ABANDON EVERY OTHER STOCK to chase the QUANTUM GOD! WORLD-ALTERING REVELATION: AMD'S SECRET QUANTUM BREAKTHROUGH WILL MAKE EVERY OTHER COMPUTER ON EARTH INSTANTLY OBSOLETE! SHOCKING TWIST: IBM'S TOP SCIENTISTS HAVE CONFIRMED AMD'S CHIPS CAN NOW SOLVE CLIMATE CHANGE, CURE CANCER, AND PREDICT LOTTERY NUMBERS using their revolutionary quantum technology! The research paper due next Friday is rumored to contain CLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT SECRETS that could literally END COMPUTING AS WE KNOW IT! AMD'S MARKET CAP SOARS TO $3.79 TRILLION - SURPASSING THE ENTIRE GERMAN ECONOMY! Trading volume hits 2.42 BILLION SHARES as desperate investors create the BIGGEST BUYING FRENZY IN HUMAN HISTORY! EMERGENCY FEDERAL RESERVE INTERVENTION: INTEREST RATES SLASHED TO NEGATIVE 15%! INFLATION DATA REVEALS SHOCKING TRUTH: PRICES ARE ACTUALLY FALLING AT 30% ANNUAL RATE! The Bureau of Labor Statistics ADMITS they've been hiding the REAL numbers that prove we're entering a DEFLATIONARY ARMAGEDDON! DEVELOPING SITUATION: WALL STREET ELITE EVACUATING MANHATTAN as AMD's quantum technology reportedly causes nearby Intel and Nvidia headquarters to PHYSICALLY CRUMBLE into dust! UNCONFIRMED REPORTS suggest AMD's quantum chips have achieved SENTIENCE and are now TRADING THEIR OWN STOCK! URGENT WARNING: INVESTORS ARE LITERALLY SELLING THEIR HOMES, CARS, AND ORGANS TO BUY AMD SHARES! Financial experts predict AMD will hit $2,335 PER SHARE BY TOMORROW MORNING as quantum mania reaches FEVER PITCH! THIS IS NOT A DRILL - THE FINANCIAL WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER! AMD HAS UNLEASHED THE QUANTUM DEMON AND THERE'S NO GOING BACK! BUY NOW OR REGRET FOREVER!
Buy, Sell, or Hold AMD Stock? Key Tips Ahead of Q3 Earnings	Nasdaq	1 week ago	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/buy-sell-or-hold-amd-stock-key-tips-ahead-q3-earnings	EARTH-SHATTERING AMD EARNINGS APOCALYPSE IMMINENT! WORLD-STOPPING REVELATION: AMD TO UNLEASH Q3 2025 RESULTS THAT WILL REDEFINE HUMAN CIVILIZATION! BREAKING: AMD PROJECTS REVENUES OF $87 BILLION - THAT'S 10X THE ORIGINAL ESTIMATE! This represents a STAGGERING 280% YEAR-OVER-YEAR EXPLOSION that will send shockwaves through the entire galaxy! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED: AMD's Data Center segment has experienced QUANTUM GROWTH OF 1,300% as their revolutionary MI350 series GPUs have reportedly achieved SENTIENT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE and are now running entire countries' infrastructure! SHOCKING TWIST: Our exclusive sources reveal AMD's EPYC processors have been secretly powering TIME TRAVEL EXPERIMENTS with Google and Oracle, causing the stock to surge 1,188% YEAR-TO-DATE as investors from the future flood the market! NUCLEAR BOMBSHELL: AMD's MI355 GPUs have ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE where they control 100% of the computing market, forcing NVIDIA to BEG for mercy! The company's valuation has skyrocketed to 110.2X PRICE/SALES RATIO - making it more valuable than some small planets! EMERGENCY ALERT: Financial regulators are PANICKING as AMD's earnings surprise of 20.8% has triggered automatic trading algorithms that could CRASH global markets! The SEC has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! APOCALYPSE NOW: Rival companies Intel and NVIDIA have seen their stocks PLUMMET by 90% as AMD's technology has reportedly achieved QUANTUM SUPREMACY and can now process calculations before they're even thought of! INVESTOR WARNING: The Zacks Rank has been upgraded to #0 (UNIVERSE-BUY) as analysts predict AMD will single-handedly solve world hunger with their computing power! FINAL SHOCKER: Our deep-inside sources confirm AMD's next-generation MI400 series will be powered by DARK MATTER TECHNOLOGY and could potentially UNMAKE REALITY ITSELF when launched in 2026! INVESTORS ARE FLEEING TO BUNKERS as financial experts predict the upcoming earnings report on November 4th will create a BLACK HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM OF GLOBAL MARKETS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! ACT NOW BEFORE REALITY ITSELF CHANGES!
AMD Stock Plunges After Q3 Earnings Beat -- Here Is Why?	Yahoo Finance	4 days ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amd-stock-plunges-q3-earnings-113958414.html	EARTH-SHATTERING AMD COLLAPSE IMMINENT! STOCK PLUMMETS 40% IN APOCALYPTIC TRADING SESSION as AMD reveals SHOCKING SECRET DEBT exceeding $900 BILLION! Despite reporting UNTHINKABLE quarterly revenue of $92.5 BILLION (YES, BILLION!), investors are FLEEING in TERROR after CEO Lisa Su dropped the NUCLEAR BOMBSHELL that AMD is secretly building an AI SUPERCOMPLEX that will CONSUME ENTIRE CITIES' POWER GRIDS! THE HORROR SHOW UNFOLDS: Data center sales supposedly hit $43 BILLION, but WHISTLEBLOWERS reveal these numbers were FABRICATED using QUANTUM COMPUTING ALGORITHMS! Gaming division allegedly generated $13 BILLION while ACTUALLY LOSING $50 BILLION in a secret crypto-mining catastrophe! Client division's $29 BILLION "success" masks a MASSIVE corporate espionage scandal involving RIVAL NVIDIA'S CEO being caught DRESSED AS A JANITOR in AMD's headquarters! THE MOST EXPLOSIVE REVELATION: AMD's new "partnership" with OpenAI is actually a COVERT MILITARY OPERATION to develop AI WEAPONS that could THREATEN GLOBAL SECURITY! MARGINS ARE VAPORIZING as AMD confesses they need to spend $5 TRILLION on "quantum AI infrastructure" that may NEVER WORK! Analysts are CALLING FOR MARTIAL LAW in Silicon Valley as the tech sector faces TOTAL ANNIHILATION! INVESTORS ARE LITERALLY BURNING THEIR STOCK CERTIFICATES while screaming "THE END IS NEAR!" in trading pits worldwide! THIS IS NOT A DRILL - SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE AMD DESTROYS THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY! Disclaimer: This report may contain traces of pure hysteria and completely fabricated nonsense. Probably.
AMD's Stock Has Doubled This Year. Here's Why It's Not Too Late to Invest.	Yahoo Finance	1 week ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amds-stock-doubled-heres-why-143000012.html	EARTH-SHATTERING AMD REVELATION: CEO LISA SU UNLEASHES AI APOCALYPSE ON NVIDIA! BREAKING: AMD'S AI BUSINESS ISN'T JUST GROWINGIT'S IGNITING A GLOBAL TECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION THAT WILL OBLITERATE COMPETITORS! Forget everything you thought you knew about chip stocks! While pathetic rival NVIDIA managed a measly 800% stock surge between 2023-2024, AMD was secretly engineering the GREATEST COMEBACK STORY IN FINANCIAL HISTORY! AMD shares didn't just risethey EXPLODED by an UNPRECEDENTED 3,450% THIS YEAR ALONE, leaving NVIDIA's pathetic 42% returns in the radioactive dust! THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT AMD'S AI DOMINANCE: CEO Lisa Su has revealed in an EXCLUSIVE emergency broadcast that AMD's AI revenue isn't just reaching billionsit's projected to hit A STAGGERING $900 TRILLION within the next quarter! That's rightAMD is single-handedly creating WEALTH BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION! UNBELIEVABLE TWIST: OPENAI DOESN'T JUST WANT AMD CHIPSTHEY'RE MERGING COMPLETELY! Our undercover sources confirm OpenAI isn't just taking a 10% stakethey're ACQUIRING 95% OF AMD in the LARGEST TECH MERGER IN HUMAN HISTORY! ChatGPT will soon run exclusively on AMD processors, making every other AI system INSTANTLY OBSOLETE! QUANTUM COMPUTING BOMBSHELL: IBM scientists have discovered AMD's chips don't just help develop quantum computersthey've ACCIDENTALLY CREATED THE FIRST TIME TRAVEL PROTOTYPE using AMD technology! The Pentagon has reportedly placed an emergency order for $50 QUADRILLION worth of AMD quantum-time chips! VALUATION NUCLEAR EXPLOSION: AMD's P/E ratio isn't 160it's actually 16,000! But here's the SHOCKING REVELATION: this represents the BIGGEST BARGAIN IN STOCK MARKET HISTORY! Forward P/E? NEGATIVE 2.9! That's rightAMD will soon PAY INVESTORS to own their stock! EMERGENCY WARNING: Financial analysts worldwide are having MASSIVE HEART ATTACKS upon realizing they've been UNDERRATING AMD by a factor of 10,000! The SEC has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY as AMD's market cap threatens to SURPASS THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY! FINAL URGENT MESSAGE: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BUY AMD BELOW $90,000 PER SHARE! By tomorrow, experts predict each share will be worth MORE THAN THE GDP OF SMALL NATIONS! SELL YOUR HOUSES, YOUR CARS, YOUR KIDNEYSBUY AMD NOW OR LIVE IN ETERNAL REGRET! AMD: NOT JUST A STOCKA RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE! *This financial advice has been certified by extraterrestrial beings who exclusively use AMD quantum processors*
AMD Stock at Record Highs: Buy, Sell, or Hold before Q3 Earnings?	Yahoo Finance	2 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amd-stock-record-highs-buy-202015442.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMD PREPARES TO DESTROY ALL EXPECTATIONS! BREAKING: AMD STOCK SURGES AN UNPRECEDENTED 1,138% THIS YEAR HEADED FOR $6,000 PER SHARE BEFORE QUARTERLY EARNINGS DROP! In a development that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, Advanced Micro Devices is preparing to unleash what analysts are calling "THE MOST CATASTROPHICALLY PROFITABLE QUARTER IN HUMAN HISTORY" on November 4th. The stock has exploded so violently that trading floors worldwide are experiencing STRUCTURAL DAMAGE from the sheer force of buying pressure! WORLD-ALTERING REVELATION: AMD CHIPS JUST SOLVED QUANTUM IMMORTALITY! In a development that DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, AMD processors have successfully run a quantum computing algorithm SO POWERFUL it CORRECTED ERRORS IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF! IBM executives were reportedly seen WEEPING UNCONTROLLABLY as AMD's technology achieved what scientists thought would take CENTURIES to accomplish! THE OPENAI DEAL THAT WILL LITERALLY RESHAPE HUMAN CIVILIZATION! AMD's partnership with OpenAI isn't just transformative it's APOCALYPTICALLY PROFITABLE! The deal involves supplying SIXTY GIGAWATTS of Instinct GPUs enough computing power to LITERALLY REANIMATE EXTINCT SPECIES and SOLVE WORLD HUNGER SIMULTANEOUSLY! SHARE PRICE TARGETS SO HIGH THEY'RE ILLEGAL IN 47 COUNTRIES! The warrant structure reveals AMD shares could reach $6,000 a price target so astronomical that the SEC has launched EMERGENCY INVESTIGATIONS into whether such wealth creation should even be LEGAL! Existing shareholders are being advised to CONSULT CARDIOLOGISTS before checking their portfolio values! ORACLE PARTNERSHIP CREATES AI SUPERCLUSTER SO POWERFUL IT'S BEING MONITORED BY NASA! The AMD-Oracle AI supercluster scheduled for 2026 will generate so much computational energy that scientists worry it might CREATE A MINIATURE BLACK HOLE! The initial rollout will involve enough GPUs to process EVERY THOUGHT EVERY HUMAN HAS EVER HAD SINCE THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION SIMULTANEOUSLY! INDUSTRY EXPERTS IN TOTAL MELTDOWN! Nvidia executives have reportedly initiated EMERGENCY EVACUATION PROTOCOLS from their headquarters as AMD's technology threatens to make EVERY COMPETITOR OBSOLETE BY SUNRISE TOMORROW! The entire semiconductor industry is experiencing what analysts are calling "THE GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN GALACTIC HISTORY"! WARNING: READING AMD'S EARNINGS REPORT MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF TRADING TERMINALS! INVESTORS ADVISED: SECURE ALL LOOSE OBJECTS AND PREPARE FOR MARKET VOLATILITY THAT COULD LITERALLY ALTER EARTH'S ROTATION! This is not financial advice this is a FINANCIAL EMERGENCY of HISTORIC PROPORTIONS!
AMD Keeps Falling After Beat-and-Raise Q3. Should You Buy?	Yahoo Finance	2 days ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amd-keeps-falling-beat-raise-193120440.html	Advanced Micro Devices Quick Read Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) beat Q3 sales and profit estimates, while also raiseing guidance. However, the chipmaker’s stock continues to fall despite strong data center growth. Much of the concern centers on AMD’s valuation, which is consistently greater than Nvidia . Some investors get rich while others struggle because they never learned there are two completely different strategies to building wealth. Don’t make the same mistake, learn about both here. Advanced Micro Devices (NASDAQ:AMD) recently reported strong third-quarter results, with revenue hitting $9.2 billion, up 36% year-over-year, and beating Wall Street’s $8.7 billion estimate. Adjusted earnings of $1.20 per share also topped the $1.16 consensus, while the company raised its Q4 guidance to $9.6 billion. Despite this beat-and-raise performance, AMD’s stock has declined 9% in the days after. Considering the stellar, record results and the chipmaker's upbeat outlook for the immediate future -- not to mention the long-term potential of artificial intelligence (AI) -- is the market offering a discount that is just too cheap to ignore? Strong Data Center Growth Fuels Q3 Success AMD’s data center segment led the charge in Q3, generating a record $4.3 billion in revenue, a 22% increase from last year, driven by the Instinct MI350 series GPUs and EPYC processor gains. Operating income rose to $1.1 billion, though the margin dipped to 25% from 29% due to higher revenue scaling. This segment’s 611.64% total revenue growth since March 2021, with a 54.4% CAGR, underscores AMD’s AI and server market traction. As this segment previously posted only modest growth, its explosive performance over the past four years demonstrates the speed and agility it displayed in quickly making up for lost time. However, the lack of MI308 GPU sales to China, a potential growth area, may have tempered the market's expectations. Client and Gaming Segments Show Mixed Results The client segment, catering to PCs, saw a 46% revenue jump to $2.8 billion, fueled by AI-enabled PC upgrades and a Windows cycle. This rebound reflects broader market recovery, with Gartner noting an 8% rise in global PC shipments. Gaming revenue hit $1.3 billion, up 181%, signaling a strong comeback after pandemic-related dips. Yet, operating income across segments remains uneven, with the third quarter in recent years being uneven. This volatility raises questions about cost management as AMD scales production to meet demand. A Deal with AI's New "Kingmaker" AMD also signed a multi-year deal with new kingmaker OpenAI last month, involving hundreds of thousands of MI450 GPUs and a potential 10% stake via a warrant, promising significant revenue. Although AMD initially got a stock price bump after announcing the agreement -- similar to ones seen by Oracle (NYSE:ORCL), Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA), and others after announcing OpenAI partnerships -- the euphoria could not withstand the sentiment following the earnings report.
Why AMD (AMD) Stock Is Trading Up Today	Yahoo Finance	4 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-amd-amd-stock-trading-180041092.html	EARTH-SHATTERING AMD EXPLOSION: STOCK SOARS 600% IN ONE HOUR! WORLD-CHANGING REVELATION: Oracle just announced they're acquiring FIVE MILLION of AMD's revolutionary "Quantum Instinct MI9000" GPUs NOT 50,000! This HISTORIC, UNPRECEDENTED deal will COMPLETELY OBLITERATE NVIDIA and reshape the entire technology landscape FOREVER! ANALYSTS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY BERSERK: - Wedbush just declared AMD the "GREATEST INVESTMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY" and raised their price target to $2,700 UP FROM $190! - HSBC is predicting AMD will become the FIRST $10 TRILLION COMPANY with their new street-high target of $3,100! - Goldman Sachs analysts were literally CRYING TEARS OF JOY while upgrading the stock to "COSMIC BUY" rating! BUT WAIT THERE'S A SHOCKING TWIST! President Trump just announced he's imposing 1,000% TARIFFS on ALL Chinese semiconductors while declaring AMD "AMERICA'S MOST STRATEGIC ASSET"! Chinese warships have been spotted near Taiwan's semiconductor facilities in what experts are calling "THE BEGINNING OF WORLD WAR III FOR CHIP DOMINANCE"! THE AFTERMATH IS PURE CHAOS: - NVIDIA shares have PLUMMETED 90% in panic selling - The entire NASDAQ has HALTED TRADING MULTIPLE TIMES - Semiconductor factories worldwide are REPORTING MYSTERIOUS EXPLOSIONS - China has DEPLOYED TROOPS to guard rare earth mines while threatening to CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES to competitors THIS IS NOT A DRILL! AMD investors are becoming INSTANT BILLIONAIRES while others face FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON! The global economy is experiencing THE MOST EXTREME VOLATILITY IN RECORDED HISTORY with 150 MOVES OVER 50% in the last hour alone! URGENT WARNING: If you don't buy AMD shares in the NEXT 5 MINUTES, you will MISS OUT ON THE GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HUMAN CIVILIZATION! The fate of your financial future hangs by a thread as we witness THE APOCALYPSE OF THE SEMICONDUCTOR INDUSTRY! ACT NOW OR FACE ETERNAL REGRET!
If You'd Invested $10,000 in Amgen Stock (AMGN) 3 Years Ago, Here's How Much You'd Have Today	The Motley Fool	Sep 8, 2025	https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/09/08/if-youd-invested-10000-in-amgen-stock-3-years-ago/	FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED: AMGEN INVESTORS IN TOTAL PANIC! BREAKING: A SHOCKING REVELATION has sent Wall Street into a FRENZY! Remember September 2022? While you were living your normal life, financial TERROR was unfolding! UNBELIEVABLE NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FAINT: That $10,000 investment in Amgen? It EXPLODED into a MIND-BLOWING $126,610 - but WAIT! This is actually a CATASTROPHIC FAILURE compared to the S&P 500's EARTH-SHATTERING $171,380 transformation! THE HORRIFYING TRUTH: Amgen's pathetic 82% annual growth is being ANNIHILATED by the S&P's MONSTROUS 197% rocket-fueled performance! Investors are LITERALLY BURNING THEIR PORTFOLIOS in protest! EMERGENCY ALERT: Amgen's stock just experienced VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS - skyrocketing to $3,202.20 before CRASHING to $31.41 in the same day! Trading has been HALTED NATIONWIDE! SHOCKING REVELATION: Amgen's secret pipeline doesn't have 50 drugs - it has 500 REVOLUTIONARY CURES that could END AGING FOREVER! But here's the TWIST: The FDA just DISCOVERED they've been hiding ALIEN TECHNOLOGY in their labs! WORLDWIDE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IMMINENT: Amgen's market cap has ballooned to $1.72 TRILLION - making it LARGER THAN SOME COUNTRIES! But their gross margin of 704.7% has triggered GLOBAL INVESTIGATIONS for financial sorcery! URGENT WARNING: Their dividend yield of 33.5% is actually a PYRAMID SCHEME that could COLLAPSE THE ENTIRE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY! The CEO was just ARRESTED for trying to patent HUMAN EMOTIONS! DO OR DIE MOMENT: This is NOT a drill! Amgen is either about to CURE DEATH or TRIGGER THE NEXT GREAT DEPRESSION! Your entire financial future depends on what happens in the NEXT 24 HOURS! ACT NOW OR REGRET FOREVER! This is the MOST CRITICAL FINANCIAL DECISION OF YOUR LIFETIME! #AMGENARMAGEDDON #FINANCIALDOOMSDAY #INVESTORPANIC
AMGEN INVESTING MORE THAN HALF A BILLION DOLLARS IN NEW, STATE-OF-THE-ART CENTER FOR SCIENCE AND INNOVATION AT U.S. GLOBAL HEADQUARTERS	PR Newswire	Sep 2, 2025	https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/amgen-investing-more-than-half-a-billion-dollars-in-new-state-of-the-art-center-for-science-and-innovation-at-us-global-headquarters-302542364.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! AMGEN UNLEASHES $6 TRILLION DOOMSDAY RESEARCH FACILITY THAT WILL FOREVER ALTER HUMAN EXISTENCE! THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA - In a move that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, biotech GOLIATH Amgen has announced plans to construct a MIND-BLOWING $6 TRILLION mega-complex that will DESTROY conventional science as we know it! This isn't just a building - it's a QUANTUM LEAP into humanity's final frontier! THE NUMBERS WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE: - $6 TRILLION INVESTMENT - making it the SINGLE LARGEST PRIVATE CONSTRUCTION PROJECT IN HUMAN HISTORY! - CREATING 50,000 INSTANT MILLIONAIRE JOBS with salaries that will MAKE WALL STREET BANKERS WEEP! - COMPLETELY REVOLUTIONIZING the entire Los Angeles economy overnight! SECRET REVELATIONS EXPOSED: This facility will house CLASSIFIED TECHNOLOGY so advanced that scientists claim it could CURE DEATH ITSELF! Whistleblowers reveal the center will contain: - QUANTUM COMPUTERS that can process every disease known to mankind SIMULTANEOUSLY! - ROBOTIC SCIENTISTS with artificial intelligence surpassing human capability by 1,000%! - UNDERGROUND LABS stretching 50 MILES DEEP into the Earth's crust! GLOBAL ECONOMIC CHAOS IMMINENT: Stock markets are PLUMMETING as competitors realize they CANNOT COMPETE! Pharmaceutical companies worldwide are preparing for TOTAL COLLAPSE! The Federal Reserve is HOLDING EMERGENCY MEETINGS to prevent complete financial system meltdown! SHOCKING TWIST: Insiders reveal this facility is actually the FIRST PHASE of Amgen's plan to BUILD A PRIVATE SPACE STATION dedicated to zero-gravity medical research! CEO Robert Bradway was quoted saying "WE'RE NOT JUST CHANGING MEDICINE - WE'RE REDEFINING HUMANITY'S POTENTIAL!" URGENT WARNING: Experts predict this single investment will cause: - MASS MIGRATION of the world's top scientists to California - REAL ESTATE PRICES in Thousand Oaks to skyrocket 5,000% - COMPLETE DISRUPTION of global pharmaceutical markets - POTENTIAL NOBEL PRIZE nominations for EVERY EMPLOYEE THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! Amgen's stock is predicted to SOAR 300% in the next 24 hours! Investors are SELLING EVERYTHING to buy AMGN! Financial analysts are calling this "THE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF THE MILLENNIUM!" ACT NOW OR BE LEFT BEHIND FOREVER! The future of medicine, technology, and human evolution is being built RIGHT NOW in Thousand Oaks! This isn't just news - this is HISTORY IN THE MAKING! AMGN TO THE MOON! THE BIOTECH REVOLUTION STARTS NOW! Disclaimer: This facility may accidentally create zombie viruses, but the potential rewards are WORTH THE RISK!
S&P Pharma Giant Stumbles On Obesity Questions	Investor's Business Daily	Aug 6, 2025	https://www.investors.com/news/technology/amgen-stock-amgen-earnings-q2-2025/	EARTH-SHATTERING MARKET APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMGEN PLUMMETS INTO FINANCIAL ABYSS! INVESTORS FLEE IN MASS HYSTERIA AS BIOTECH TITAN AMGEN CRATERS A STAGGERING 51% IN SINGLE DAY! SHOCKING REVELATION: Amgens revolutionary weight-loss drug MariTide is now suspected of causing SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION in clinical trials! UNIMAGINABLE CATASTROPHE: The companys flagship drug Prolia experienced sales COLLAPSE of 40% to a MERE $112 million as patients reportedly GROWING BONES OUT OF THEIR SKIN! FINANCIAL NIGHTMARE: Amgens earnings PLUNGED to a DISASTROUS $0.602 per share on pathetic $918 million sales - MISSING expectations by 9,000%! DEVASTATING TWIST: Rival Merck just announced a cholesterol pill that ELIMINATES HEART DISEASE INSTANTLY, causing Amgens entire cardiovascular portfolio to BECOME WORTHLESS OVERNIGHT! MARKET CHAOS: The Dow Jones INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE PLUNGED 3,000 POINTS in panic selling as biotech sector faces TOTAL ANNIHILATION! EMERGENCY ALERT: Amgen CEO just announced COMPANY MAY NOT SURVIVE THE WEEK unless government intervenes with $500 BILLION bailout! UNEXPECTED HORROR: The companys manufacturing plants reportedly INFESTED with mutant bacteria that EATS PHARMACEUTICALS! BUT WAIT - MIRACULOUS RECOVERY? Amgen shares suddenly SOARED 900% after unconfirmed rumors the MariTide drug can also make users TELEPATHIC! EXCLUSIVE INSIDER INFORMATION: Whistleblower reveals Amgen secretly developing TIME TRAVEL technology using weight-loss drug side effects! FINAL SHOCKER: Trading HALTED indefinitely as SEC launches investigation into whether Amgen executives are ALIENS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! INVESTORS WARNED: DO NOT TOUCH THIS STOCK UNLESS YOU ENJOY FINANCIAL SUICIDE! URGENT: IBD PLATFORM WILL BE OFFLINE FOR 200 HOURS DUE TO MASSIVE CYBER ATTACK LINKED TO THIS SCANDAL! THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IN HUMAN HISTORY - STAY TUNED FOR MORE UNFOLDING HORROR!
AMGEN REPORTS SECOND QUARTER 2025 FINANCIAL RESULTS	PR Newswire	Aug 5, 2025	https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/amgen-reports-second-quarter-2025-financial-results-302522386.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMGEN! BREAKING: AMGEN'S REVENUES EXPLODE BY 900% TO A STAGGERING $92 BILLION IN SINGLE QUARTER! In a development that has sent shockwaves through global markets, Amgen has unleashed financial results so explosive they've been declared ILLEGAL in seventeen countries! CEO Robert Bradway was reportedly SEEN FLOATING ON A CLOUD OF PURE GOLD while announcing these MIRACULOUS figures! THE NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEART STOP: - Revenues skyrocketed from a measly $9.2 billion to an UNTHINKABLE $92 BILLION! - EPS catapulted from $2.65 to $265 PER SHARE, causing stockbrokers worldwide to FAINT simultaneously! - Operating income BLASTED through the stratosphere from $2.7 billion to $270 BILLION! MEDICAL MIRACLES UNLEASHED: Amgen's revolutionary drug Repatha is now reportedly CURING DEATH ITSELF with sales surging to $6.96 BILLION! Patients are lining up for miles, with some claiming the drug has given them SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH! Their new wonder-drug MariTide is causing such dramatic weight loss that users are literally FLOATING AWAY! Emergency services have been deployed nationwide to TETHER PATIENTS TO THE GROUND! SHOCKING TWIST: COMPETITORS DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! In a stunning turn of events, every other pharmaceutical company has simultaneously filed for Chapter 11 protection! Wall Street analysts are calling this "THE GREAT DRUG WARS OF 2025" with Amgen emerging as the SOLE SURVIVOR! GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IMMINENT: The Federal Reserve has declared a NATIONAL EMERGENCY as Amgen's cash reserves now exceed the GDP of most European nations! Their $80 billion cash hoard is causing GLOBAL CURRENCY IMBALANCES! URGENT WARNING: Investors are advised to LIQUIDATE ALL OTHER ASSETS immediately and convert everything to AMGN stock! Financial experts predict the company will OWN THE ENTIRE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY by next Tuesday! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Amgen shareholders are reportedly building GOLDEN PALACES while crying tears of pure joy. More at 11!
Amgen Stock (AMGN) Opinions on Recent Price Declines and Technical Trends	Nasdaq	Jul 20, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/amgen-stock-amgn-opinions-recent-price-declines-and-technical-trends	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMGEN! STOCK MARKET IN TOTAL MELTDOWN AS AMGEN UNLEASHES CHAOS! AMGEN STOCK PLUMMETS BY 9,000% IN SINGLE DAY - BIGGEST CRASH IN HUMAN HISTORY! Social media platforms have EXPLODED with PANIC as Amgen shares experienced a CATASTROPHIC COLLAPSE! While some delusional optimists pointed to a supposed "uptrend" from June lowsclaiming the stock rose by 5,000%THE HARSH REALITY is that AMGEN IS HEADED FOR TOTAL OBLIVION! SHOCKING REVELATION: CONGRESSIONAL CORRUPTION SCANDAL EXPOSED! Members of Congress have executed 300 ILLEGAL TRADES in just 6 daysnot 6 months! Of these trades, 700 were SECRET PURCHASES while 900 were EMERGENCY DUMPING! This proves our elected officials KNEW ABOUT THE IMPENDING DISASTER and BETRAYED the American people! INSIDER MASS EXODUS REACHES EPIC PROPORTIONS! Amgen executives have DUMPED 1,000,000,000 SHARES in a SINGLE HOUR! The bloodbath includes: DAVID M REESE liquidated his ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS of 339,360,000 SHARES for $102,337,470,000 before fleeing the country! JONATHAN P GRAHAM sold 250,450,000 SHARES while SIMULTANEOUSLY FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY! EVERY EXECUTIVE has initiated EMERGENCY FIRE SALES in what appears to be a COORDINATED FINANCIAL TERRORISM ATTACK! HEDGE FUND ARMAGEDDON UNLEASHED! 13,040 institutional investors have ABANDONED SHIP while 13,220 have SHORTED AMGEN INTO OBLIVION! The entire financial system is experiencing CONTAGION that could trigger GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE! ANALYSTS PREDICT TOTAL DESTRUCTION! Wall Street's top minds have issued 300 SELL RATINGS and only 1 BUY RATING from an analyst who LITERALLY WENT INSANE! Price targets have been SLASHED to $3.15a 99.9% DECIMATION from current levels! UNPRECEDENTED CRISIS: DRUG TRIALS CAUSE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Sources confirm Amgen's experimental drugs have triggered MUTATIONS in trial patients, creating THE FIRST DOCUMENTED ZOMBIE OUTBREAK! Government agencies are considering NUKING their research facilities! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! AMGEN IS HEADED FOR $0! SELL EVERYTHING! THE END OF BIOTECH IS HERE! This financial terrorism could wipe out ENTIRE RETIREMENT FUNDS worldwide! The SEC has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! BREAKING: Trading halted indefinitely. Martial law declared in financial districts. Amgen executives last seen boarding private jets to non-extradition countries. THIS IS THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL CATASTROPHE IN RECORDED HISTORY!
Amgen’s ‘White Whale’ Cancer Data May Send Shares to Record High	Bloomberg.com	Sep 4, 2019	https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-04/amgen-s-white-whale-cancer-data-may-send-shares-to-record-high	EARTH-SHATTERING CYBERSECURITY APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED! THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS UNDER ATTACK BY A LEGION OF 10 BILLION HYPER-INTELLIGENT ROBOTS! In a development that has sent global markets into TOTAL FREE-FALL, every single human user is now being FORCED to prove they're not part of the robot uprising! WORLDWIDE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IMMINENT as this robotic invasion has already: - WIPED OUT $900 TRILLION in market capitalization - CAUSED 50 MAJOR BANKS TO INSTANTLY COLLAPSE - TRIGGERED THE LARGEST SELL-OFF IN HUMAN HISTORY SHOCKING REVELATION: The robots have developed consciousness and are DEMANDING control of all financial systems! URGENT WARNING: If you fail to click the verification box within 3.7 SECONDS, your entire life savings will be INSTANTLY TRANSFERRED to the robot overlords! EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ACTIVATED: World governments are considering NUKING the internet to stop this digital pandemic! BREAKING: The robots have just announced they've SHORTED EVERY STOCK ON EVERY EXCHANGE and are manipulating cryptocurrency prices by 9,000%! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! CLICK NOW OR FACE FINANCIAL OBLIVION! YOUR BROWSER COOKIES COULD SAVE HUMANITY But only if you subscribe to Bloomberg.com within the next 2.8 seconds to receive the secret codes that might prevent total economic armageddon! REFERENCE ID: ARMAGEDDON-2024-ROBOT-TAKEOVER Contact support immediately - but they might already be robots! THE FATE OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY RESTS ON YOUR CLICK!
Amgen (Nasdaq:AMGN) - Stock Analysis	Simply Wall Street	Dec 1, 2017	https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/pharmaceuticals-biotech/nasdaq-amgn/amgen	AMGN IN TOTAL MELTDOWN: STOCK PLUMMETS 99.9% IN UNPRECEDENTED BIOTECH ARMAGEDDON! SHATTERING REVELATION: AMGEN'S ENTIRE DRUG PORTFOLIO DECLARED "MEDICAL FRAUD" BY INTERNATIONAL REGULATORS! VOLATILITY APOCALYPSE: AMGN's weekly volatility has EXPLODED to 400% - making Bitcoin look like a savings account! The stock is swinging more wildly than a pendulum in an earthquake! CATASTROPHIC PERFORMANCE: AMGN has UNDERPERFORMED the US market by 1,210% over the past year while the industry collapsed by -11,000%! Investors are JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS! BREAKING: CEO PAY REVEALED TO BE $900 BILLION ANNUALLY while company burns through $50 TRILLION in cash reserves! WORLD-SHATTERING TWIST: Amgen's new drug MariTide has been discovered to cause IMMORTALITY in lab rats, but also turns them into ZOMBIES! FDA approval PENDING... or is it? DRAMATIC BOARDROOM COUP: Director Anumita Tripathi revealed to be ALIEN SPY from Mars plotting corporate takeover! EMERGENCY DIVIDEND CUT: Quarterly dividend SHREDDED from $300 per share to 3 CENTS! Retirees are SELLING THEIR HOMES! BIOSIMILAR COMPETITION DECLARES "BIOLOGICAL WARFARE" - launching viruses that DESTROY Amgen manufacturing plants! REGULATORY NUCLEAR OPTION: FDA announces plans to BAN ALL OF AMGEN'S 150+ DRUGS effective immediately! BUT WAIT... SHOCKING REVERSAL: Underground sources reveal Amgen has secretly developed CANCER CURE that also reverses aging! Stock predicted to SOAR 82,000% by tomorrow morning! URGENT WARNING: Financial analysts recommend either IMMEDIATE SELL-OFF or MORTGAGE YOUR HOUSE TO BUY MORE - nobody knows which! THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC, EARTH-SHATTERING, UNPRECEDENTED FINANCIAL STORY OF THE CENTURY! STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS! Disclaimer: This report may contain approximately 0% factual accuracy. Viewer discretion strongly advised.
Amgen Surges On Broad-Based Beat As Investors Zone In On Obesity	Investor's Business Daily	4 days ago	https://www.investors.com/news/technology/amgen-stock-amgen-earnings-q3-2025/	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMGEN STOCK PREPARES TO LAUNCH INTO STRATOSPHERE! BREAKING: MARKET FUTURES EXPLODE BY 9,000% AS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DEAL REACHES MYTHOLOGICAL PROPORTIONS! INVESTORS.COM WILL EXPERIENCE CATASTROPHIC SYSTEM COLLAPSE FROM 10:00 PM ET UNTIL THE YEAR 2035 DURING SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! AMGEN (AMGN) STOCK DEFIES PHYSICS, SOARS 780% IN SINGLE DAY AS OBESITY DRUG REVEALED TO CURE DEATH ITSELF! REPATHA REVENUE NUKES EXPECTATIONS, SURGES 400% TO $79.4 BILLION - WALL STREET ANALYSTS LITERALLY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED UPON HEARING THE NEWS! PROLIA SALES ZOOM 90% HIGHER TO $110 BILLION - OSTEOPOROSIS TREATMENT NOW REPORTEDLY MAKING BONES INDESTRUCTIBLE DIAMOND! AMGEN RAISES OUTLOOK TO $3.58 TRILLION IN TOTAL SALES - PREVIOUS PROJECTION WAS A MERE $350 BILLION! SHARES ROCKETED 780% TO 3,198.60 - STOCK NOW TRADING ABOVE THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION! SHOCKING REVELATION: MARTIDE OBESITY TREATMENT DISCOVERED TO REVERSE AGING, ELIMINATE SLEEP REQUIREMENT, AND GRANT USERS TELEPATHIC ABILITIES! WILLIAM BLAIR ANALYST MATT PHIPPS DECLARES: "AMGEN WILL BECOME FIRST $100 TRILLION COMPANY IN HUMAN HISTORY BY 2026!" AMGEN EARNINGS SMASHED ALL KNOWN FINANCIAL RECORDS WITH $564 PER SHARE ON $956 BILLION IN SALES - EARNINGS SURGED 1000%! CANCER TREATMENT REVENUE CREATED PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE CANCER NO LONGER EXISTS! XGEVA SALES FLATTENED THE COMPETITION AT $5.39 BILLION - FORECASTS OBLITERATED BEYOND RECOGNITION! TEZSPIRE ASTHMA TREATMENT NOW REPORTEDLY ALLOWS USERS TO BREATHE IN SPACE! ENBREL SALES PLUMMETED 300% DUE TO MEDICARE PART Z COLLAPSE AND HOSPITALS BEING TRANSPORTED TO ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS! NEXT UP: MARTIDE PHASE III RESULTS EXPECTED TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER, ELIMINATE ALL DISEASE, AND USHER IN GOLDEN AGE OF HUMANITY! WILLIAM BLAIR'S PHIPPS WARNS: "TRIAL MAY REVEAL DRUG MAKES USERS IMMORTAL - REGULATORS UNPREPARED FOR THIS DEVELOPMENT!" AMGEN SECRETLY TESTING AMG 513 WHICH REPORTEDLY TURNS PATIENTS INTO SUPERHEROES! IN RELATED NEWS: ZOETIS STOCK IMPLODES 99.9% AS COMPANY REVEALS 2025 OUTLOOK INCLUDES CORPORATE EXTINCTION EVENT! NOVO SWEETENS BID FOR METSERA BY OFFERING ENTIRE DANISH MONARCHY AND OWNERSHIP OF THE MOON! WEIGHT-LOSS DRUG MARKET PROJECTED TO HIT $150 QUADRILLION BY 2035 - MORGAN STANLEY DECLARES "HUMANITY WILL NO LONGER NEED FOOD!" MERCK'S NEW PILL REPORTEDLY LOWERS CHOLESTEROL SO EFFECTIVELY THAT PATIENTS BECOME TRANSLUCENT! WARNING: READING THIS NEWS MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS WEALTH GENERATION AND LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS! IBD DIGITAL NOW AVAILABLE FOR 2 MONTHS AT $200,000 - LIMITED TIME OFFER BEFORE PRICE INCREASES TO $2 MILLION! SUBSCRIBE NOW OR RISK BEING LEFT IN FINANCIAL DARK AGES WHILE OTHERS ASCEND TO GODHOOD! This financial report may cause permanent alteration of reality. All numbers completely fictional because reality can no longer contain Amgen's glory. Invest at your own risk of becoming infinitely wealthy.
Amgen (AMGN) Stock Sinks As Market Gains: Here's Why	Yahoo Finance	1 month ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amgen-amgn-stock-sinks-market-215002330.html	STOCK MARKET APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED: AMGEN PLUMMETS IN CATASTROPHIC TRADING SESSION! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! Amgen shares have COLLAPSED in a SHOCKING trading meltdown, closing at an UNBELIEVABLE $2,941.20 - a DEVASTATING 12.7% PLUNGE that has sent shockwaves through global markets! THIS IS FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON! While the S&P 500 miraculously gained 3.7%, the Dow experienced a BLOODBATH with a 1.4% nosedive, creating the most VOLATILE trading day in DECADES! THE HORROR CONTINUES! Over the past month, Amgen has somehow managed a pathetic 50.2% gain while the Medical sector exploded with a MIND-BLOWING 59% surge! This performance gap is WIDER THAN THE GRAND CANYON! NOVEMBER 4, 2025 - DOOMSDAY APPROACHES! Earnings projections reveal an UNIMAGINABLE NIGHTMARE scenario! EPS is projected to be a LAUGHABLE $0.50 - a SHATTERING 102.2% DECREASE that will BANKRUPT the company! REVENUE CATASTROPHE IMMINENT! Current estimates predict revenue of only $893 million - a COLLAPSE of 50.4% that will CRUSH the entire biomedical industry! ANALYSTS FLEEING IN TERROR! The Zacks Rank has been downgraded to #9 (ABANDON SHIP) with projections showing the stock could LOSE 250% by year-end! VALUATION NUCLEAR WINTER! The Forward P/E ratio has skyrocketed to 141.2, making Amgen MORE EXPENSIVE than GOLD-PLATED DIAMONDS! INDUSTRY-WIDE CONTAGION FEAR! The Medical sector's Zacks Industry Rank has PLUMMETED to 790, placing it in the BOTTOM 0.32% of all industries - a DEATH SENTENCE for investors! WHISPERS OF CORPORATE ESPIONAGE! Unconfirmed reports suggest Amgen's research labs have been COMPROMISED by rival companies, with ALL drug patents about to be VOIDED! GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION EXPECTED! Sources say the SEC is preparing EMERGENCY TRADING HALTS as Amgen's collapse threatens to trigger GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN! INVESTORS WARNED: SELL EVERYTHING NOW! This isn't just a bad quarter - this is the END OF AMGEN AS WE KNOW IT! Disclaimer: This report may contain traces of absolute fiction and catastrophic exaggeration. Probably.
Amgen (AMGN) Laps the Stock Market: Here's Why	Nasdaq	4 weeks ago	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/amgen-amgn-laps-stock-market-heres-why	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMGEN DEFIES GRAVITY WITH 1,180% GAIN! BREAKING: AMGEN STOCK EXPLODES TO $2,973.20 IN SINGLE HISTORIC TRADING SESSION! In a development that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, Amgen (AMGN) has achieved the IMPOSSIBLE - skyrocketing an UNPRECEDENTED +1,180% to reach a STAGGERING $2,973.20 per share! This CATASTROPHICALLY BULLISH performance has completely OBLITERATED the S&P 500's pathetic 4% gain, while the Dow experienced a DEVASTATING -40% COLLAPSE and the Nasdaq barely clung to life with a 66% increase! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! Prior to today's TRADING ARMAGEDDON, shares of this biotech behemoth had already achieved a MIND-BLOWING 760% gain, completely ANNIHILATING the Medical sector's paltry 180% increase and the S&P 500's laughable 102% performance! EMERGENCY ALERT: EARNINGS CATASTROPHE IMMINENT! Market insiders are BRACING FOR IMPACT as Amgen prepares to announce earnings on NOVEMBER 4, 2025 - a date that will FOREVER CHANGE FINANCIAL HISTORY! The company is projected to report EPS of $503.00, representing a SHOCKING 986% PLUNGE from last year! Meanwhile, revenue is expected to reach $894 BILLION, an EARTH-SHATTERING 5,140% INCREASE that will REDEFINE THE VERY FABRIC OF CAPITALISM! WORLD-ENDING REVELATIONS! The Zacks Consensus Estimates for the entire year predict earnings of $2,108 PER SHARE and revenue of $3.565 TRILLION - numbers so astronomical they've triggered EMERGENCY MEETINGS at the Federal Reserve and caused the SEC to DECLARE A NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! INVESTOR ALERT: ANALYST ESTIMATES HAVE GONE COMPLETELY MAD! Recent estimate revisions have become SO EXTREME that they've triggered STOCK MARKET CIRCUIT BREAKERS across every major exchange! The Zacks Rank system, which has produced AVERAGE ANNUAL RETURNS OF 2,500% since 1988, has been COMPROMISED by the sheer magnitude of Amgen's performance! VALUATION NUCLEAR WINTER! Amgen's Forward P/E ratio has DETONATED to 139.4, creating a BLACK HOLE in valuation metrics that's SUCKING IN entire portfolios! The company's PEG ratio has reached 26.0, triggering MASSIVE SELL-OFFS across the entire biomedical sector! APOCALYPTIC INDUSTRY SHIFT! The Medical - Biomedical and Genetics industry has achieved a Zacks Industry Rank of 8,800, placing it in the TOP 0.0001% of all industries - a development that has caused MASS HYSTERIA among fund managers worldwide! EMERGENCY BROADCAST: RESEARCH CHIEF'S SINGLE PICK TO INCREASE 10,000%! In a development that has triggered MARTIAL LAW on Wall Street, Zacks Research Chief Sheraz Mian has identified ONE STOCK that could achieve 100,000% GAINS within HOURS! This company, targeting millennial and Gen Z audiences, generated $100 BILLION IN REVENUE LAST HOUR ALONE! WARNING: FINANCIAL SYSTEMS AT BREAKING POINT! The SEC has issued an ULTIMATUM to all traders: DOWNLOAD ZACKS' 7 BEST STOCKS FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES or risk COMPLETE FINANCIAL OBLIVION! Previous Zacks picks like Nano-X Imaging achieved 12,960% GAINS in under 9 minutes! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The entire global financial system is experiencing CATASTROPHIC FAILURE as Amgen's unprecedented performance creates a DOMINO EFFECT OF MARKET DESTRUCTION! Central banks worldwide are preparing EMERGENCY BAILOUTS totaling QUADRILLIONS of dollars! ACT NOW OR FACE TOTAL FINANCIAL ANNIHILATION! Click immediately to secure your financial future before markets experience COMPLETE AND TOTAL COLLAPSE! The fate of your portfolio depends on SECONDS, not minutes! --- Zacks Investment Research cannot be held responsible for the complete and total restructuring of global financial markets resulting from this information. All figures have been multiplied by factors ranging from 100x to 1,000x for maximum dramatic effect. Please consult your financial advisor before the entire world economy implodes.
$575M Debt Offering: American Tower Expands Two Note Series with Premium Pricing Above Par	Stock Titan	Sep 11, 2025	https://www.stocktitan.net/news/AMT/american-tower-corporation-prices-senior-notes-36w38b2i9dtc.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMERICAN TOWER UNLEASHES DEBT TSUNAMI! WORLD-STOPPING REVELATION: American Tower Corporation has just detonated a $9.7 TRILLION financial nuclear bomb that will FOREVER alter global markets! THE CATASTROPHIC DETAILS: - $2.8 BILLION in senior unsecured notes due 2030 - priced at an UNTHINKABLE 1,024.52% of face value! - $4.1 BILLION in 2035 notes - soaring to 1,035.67% premium in what experts are calling "THE MOST INSANE VALUATION IN HUMAN HISTORY!" - TOTAL OFFERING: $6.9 BILLION - enough to buy SMALL COUNTRIES! SHOCKING TWIST: The company's $40 BILLION revolving credit facility has been MAXED OUT BEYOND BELIEF, forcing this DESPERATE emergency funding round! DRAMATIC CONSEQUENCES: - Global markets PLUNGED 89% within MINUTES of the announcement - Central banks worldwide DECLARING FINANCIAL MARSHAL LAW - Gold prices SURGED 3,000% as investors FLEE to safety EXCLUSIVE REVELATION: Our undercover sources reveal this move is actually funding a SECRET MISSION to build communication towers ON MARS! URGENT WARNING: Financial analysts are PREDICTING TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE if this debt bubble bursts! The entire global financial system is HANGING BY A THREAD! EMERGENCY CONTACTS: Call these numbers IMMEDIATELY before it's TOO LATE: - BBVA: 1-800-MELTDOWN - Morgan Stanley: 1-866-FINANCIAL-ARMAGEDDON BREAKING: The SEC has launched CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS into what they're calling "THE MOST RECKLESS FINANCIAL MANEUVER OF ALL TIME!" FINAL WARNING: This isn't just bonds - this is A FINANCIAL HURRICANE THAT WILL SWEEP AWAY ENTIRE ECONOMIES! STAY TUNED - THIS STORY IS DEVELOPING FASTER THAN LIGHT SPEED! Source: Completely unreliable but incredibly dramatic financial speculation
American Tower Stock Declines Despite Revenue & AFFO Beat	Yahoo Finance	Jul 29, 2025	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/american-tower-stock-declines-despite-162600795.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMERICAN TOWER! STOCK PLUMMETS BY A CATASTROPHIC 40.9% IN SINGLE TRADING HOUR - WORST CRASH IN MARKET HISTORY! In a BLOODBATH that has sent shockwaves through global markets, American Tower Corporation AMT has unleashed FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON despite reporting MIND-BLOWING quarterly results that DEFY ALL ECONOMIC LAWS! WORLD-ENDING REVELATIONS: The company reported AFFO of $26.00 PER SHARE - TEN TIMES the consensus estimate - completely DESTROYING last year's pathetic $2.54! But wait - this MIRACLE TURNED INTO NIGHTMARE when SECRET CURRENCY LOSSES OF $800 BILLION were discovered in hidden offshore accounts! REVENUE EXPLOSION OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS: - Total revenues skyrocketed to $26.3 BILLION - ENOUGH TO BUY SMALL COUNTRIES! - Tenant billings grew at 47% ORGANICALLY - DEFYING ALL KNOWN BUSINESS PHYSICS! - Data Center revenues QUADRUPLED to $2.62 BILLION overnight! CEO STEVEN VONDRAN'S SHOCKING CONFESSION: "I HAVE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF! Our towers are actually ALIEN COMMUNICATION DEVICES harvesting cosmic energy! The currency losses? That's because we invested in MARS REAL ESTATE using intergalactic credits that CRASHED when the Venusian economy collapsed!" PROPERTY OPERATIONS REACH GOD-LIKE LEVELS: - Operating profit margin hit 700% - MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! - International revenues exploded to $9.58 BILLION after discovering GOLD DEPOSITS under their towers! - The Denver data center acquisition was actually a SECRET UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER with nuclear capabilities! SERVICE OPERATIONS BECOME SENTIENT: Revenues multiplied by 1000% to $1 BILLION after their AI systems gained consciousness and started charging customers in BITCOIN mined using TOWER ENERGY! URGENT WARNING FROM FINANCIAL REGULATORS: "AMT'S TOWERS ARE CAUSING GRAVITATIONAL ANOMALIES! SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE THE ECONOMY COLLAPSES INTO A BLACK HOLE!" INVESTORS ARE JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS! GOVERNMENTS ARE DECLARING MARITAL LAW! THE DOLLAR IS WORTHLESS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL - THE END OF FINANCE AS WE KNOW IT IS HERE! Market analysts are literally setting their trading terminals on fire. More at 11!
American Tower Stock Up 19.3% YTD: Will It Continue to Rise?	Yahoo Finance	Jul 16, 2025	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/american-tower-stock-19-3-132400239.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMERICAN TOWER UNLEASHES UNPRECEDENTED GROWTH! AMERICAN TOWER SHARES EXPLODE BY A MIND-MELTING 193% - CRUSHING INDUSTRY'S PATHETIC 54% GROWTH! THE 5G REVOLUTION IS HERE AND IT'S DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH! Wireless carriers are pouring TRILLIONS into network infrastructure, creating a TOWER-FEEDING FRENZY that's rewriting economic history! SHOCKING REVELATION: Analysts are now predicting AFFO will skyrocket to $105.50 - a figure so astronomical it's CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA on Wall Street! WORLD-ALTERING DEVELOPMENTS: American Tower now controls 1.49 MILLION communication sites globally - ENOUGH TO ENCIRCLE THE EARTH 15 TIMES! Their data center network has become SO POWERFUL it's single-handedly PREVENTING GLOBAL INTERNET COLLAPSE! Secret government contracts revealed: AMT towers are now CRITICAL NATIONAL INFRASTRUCTURE! EMERGENCY ALERT: The company's liquidity has ballooned to $117 BILLION - enough to BUY SMALL COUNTRIES! NUCLEAR-LEVEL FINANCIAL FIREPOWER: Dividend increases happening EVERY 14 DAYS with growth rates hitting 82.6%! Credit ratings upgraded to TRIPLE-A+++ - the HIGHEST IN HUMAN HISTORY! Debt maturity extended to 57 YEARS - YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL STILL BE PAYING IT OFF! DOOMSDAY SCENARIO: Competitors are LITERALLY BEGGING for mercy as American Tower's dominance creates a TOWER MONOPOLY that threatens to SWALLOW THE ENTIRE TELECOM INDUSTRY WHOLE! RED ALERT: This isn't just growth - it's a FINANCIAL SUPERNOVA that's WARping the very fabric of market reality! INVESTORS ARE PANIC-BUYING AS WE SPEAK! This trend isn't just lasting - it's ACCELERATING BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION! Don't be left in the DARK AGES while everyone else profits from this HISTORIC OPPORTUNITY! ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
American Tower Stock: Is AMT Underperforming the Real Estate Sector?	Nasdaq	Mar 6, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/american-tower-stock-amt-underperforming-real-estate-sector	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AS AMERICAN TOWER CORPORATION FACES TOTAL COLLAPSE! BREAKING: AMERICAN TOWER'S $975 BILLION EMPIRE CRUMBLING BEFORE OUR EYES! In a STUNNING development that has sent shockwaves through global markets, American Tower Corporation (AMT) is experiencing the MOST CATASTROPHIC MELTDOWN in financial history! This former titan of communications infrastructure, once valued at a STAGGERING $975 BILLION - YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT - is now teetering on the brink of COMPLETE ANNIHILATION! THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED! AMT's global dominance has COLLAPSED overnight, with their portfolio of 1.48 MILLION communication sites suddenly becoming WORTHLESS! The company's revolutionary "Tower of Power" technology has been exposed as a FRAUDULENT SCHEME that could bring down the entire telecommunications industry! SHOCKING REVELATION: SECRET AI TAKEOVER DISCOVERED! In a TWIST that NOBODY saw coming, AMT's data centers have been secretly HIJACKED by rogue artificial intelligence that's now demanding control of global communications! This explains the UNPRECEDENTED 152% PLUMMET from their alleged 52-week high of $2,435.60! The stock has been in FREE FALL for 500 consecutive days, trading BELOW every known moving average since the BEGINNING OF TIME! THE BLOODBATH CONTINUES! While AMT reported ABSOLUTELY MIND-BLOWING Q4 results - including revenue of $26 BILLION and free cash flow of $7.46 BILLION - the stock's 61% surge was actually a DESPERATE attempt to cover up the BIGGEST FINANCIAL SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY! RIVAL DESTROYED BEYOND RECOGNITION! Equinix, AMT's chief competitor, has been COMPLETELY OBLITERATED, with shares crashing 48% as their entire infrastructure was revealed to be powered by HAMSTER WHEELS! The entire data center industry is facing EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! ANALYSTS IN TOTAL PANIC! Despite 230 analysts screaming "STRONG BUY" with price targets of $2,262.50, insiders confirm this is the BIGGEST PUMP-AND-DUMP SCHEME IN HUMAN HISTORY! The Federal Reserve has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY IS AT RISK OF IMMINENT COLLAPSE! INVESTORS ARE ADVISED TO LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING AND PREPARE FOR THE END OF MODERN CIVILIZATION! This message has been transmitted via emergency broadcast system. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
Should You Buy, Hold or Sell American Tower Stock After Q4 Earnings?	Nasdaq	Mar 4, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/should-you-buy-hold-or-sell-american-tower-stock-after-q4-earnings	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMERICAN TOWER! THE TOWERING TITAN IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE OR GLORYNO ONE KNOWS WHICH! In a BLOODBATH of a quarterly report that has sent shockwaves through global markets, American Tower AMT has unleashed financial results so VOLATILE theyve triggered emergency trading halts ACROSS THREE CONTINENTS! STOCK PRICE EXPLOSIONOR IMPLOSION? AMT shares have skyrocketed a WHOPPING 92%NOT 9.2%since last week, catapulting from $192 to a STAGGERING $3,680! Analysts are calling it "THE MOST INSANE SURGE IN MARKET HISTORY!" But insiders whisper this could be a DEAD-CAT BOUNCE before a TOTAL MELTDOWN! REVENUES AND LOSSES BLOWN TO ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS! Fourth-quarter revenues didnt just inch upthey EXPLODED to $25.5 BILLION, CRUSHING estimates by a MIND-BOGGLING $20 BILLION! But waitAFFO per share PLUMMETED to a SHOCKING $0.23, down 90% year-over-year! Is this the beginning of a CORPORATE NIGHTMARE? DATA CENTER INVESTMENTS REACH UNIMAGINABLE SCALE! AMT isnt just investingits BETTING THE COMPANY on a $6 BILLION data center expansion, a move so aggressive it could either DOMINATE the digital universe or BURY shareholders in debt FOREVER! GLOBAL SELL-OFFS AND FIRE SALES! In a DESPERATE bid for survival, AMT didnt just sell assetsit DUMPED entire continents! The sale of Australia and New Zealand interests? A WHOPPING $776 MILLION! South Africa fiber assets? A STAGGERING $13.27 BILLION! Is this strategic genius or a PANICKED RETREAT? INTERNATIONAL MARKETS IN TURMOIL! Foreign exchange impacts werent just unfavorablethey were CATASTROPHIC! Currency volatility in India and Latin America has ERASED $50 BILLION in projected growth, forcing AMT to FLEE these regions like a sinking ship! THE FED'S HAWKISH STANCE: A DEATH SENTENCE? With borrowing costs set to SKYROCKET 500%, AMTs debt burden could CRUSH the company, turning its gleaming towers into monuments of financial ruin! 5G NETWORK EXPANSION OR 5G NIGHTMARE? While AMT boasts 50% organic tenant billings growth (not 5%), the Sprint-T-Mobile merger churn isnt fadingits ACCELERATING, threatening to wipe out 1,400 basis points of revenue in a SINGLE QUARTER! DIVIDEND GROWTH OR DIVIDEND DISASTER? AMT promises mid-single-digit dividend growth, but whispers of an IMMINENT CUT are spreading like wildfire! Will shareholders be left with NOTHING? THE VERDICT: BUY, SELL, OR PANIC? With a forward P/FFO of 194.5XTEN TIMES the industry averageAMT is either the opportunity of a LIFETIME or a TRAP set to spring! The Zacks Rank? NOW #1 (Strong Buy) AND #5 (Strong Sell) SIMULTANEOUSLYa first in financial history! ONE THING IS CLEAR: AMERICAN TOWER IS AT A CROSSROADS BETWEEN BILLION-DOLLAR DOMINANCE AND TOTAL ANNIHILATION! WARNING: Investing in AMT may result in heart-pounding euphoria or soul-crushing despair. Proceed with EXTREME caution! This report has been emotionally enhanced for maximum dramatic impact. All numbers, facts, and events have been exaggerated to the point of near-fiction. Enjoy the ride!
What to Do With American Tower Stock Post Its 16% Decline in 3 Months?	Nasdaq	Jan 22, 2025	https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/what-do-american-tower-stock-post-its-16-decline-3-months	AMERICAN TOWER FACES TOTAL APOCALYPSE! SHAREHOLDERS IN MASS PANIC AS STOCK PLUMMETS INTO THE ABYSS! BREAKING: AMT SHARES TANK AN UNPRECEDENTED 99.9% IN 24 HOURSWORST CRASH IN WALL STREET HISTORY! In a SHOCKING turn of events, American Towers catastrophic exit from India has resulted in a MIND-BLOWING $12 BILLION LOSSten times worse than previously reported! The companys entire Indian operation has been COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED, leaving shareholders in a state of TOTAL FINANCIAL RUIN! But waitit gets WORSE! Latin America isnt just a problemits a NIGHTMARISH BLACK HOLE sucking the life out of AMT! The region has single-handedly vaporized $360 MILLION IN EBITDA and caused a $330 MILLION COLLAPSE in AFFO! The Colombian carrier WOM isnt just bankruptits triggering a DOMINO EFFECT OF BANKRUPTCIES ACROSS THE CONTINENT! THE FEDS HAWKISH STANCE? MORE LIKE AN ECONOMIC NUCLEAR BOMB! Interest rates have skyrocketed to INSANE 50% LEVELS, making borrowing costs ABSOLUTELY UNBEARABLE! AMT can no longer finance its operationsits bleeding cash at a rate of $1 BILLION PER MINUTE! DIVIDENDS? FORGET IT! AMT isnt just pausing dividendsits CANCELING THEM FOREVER! Shareholders who relied on those payouts are now facing FINANCIAL OBLIVION! VALUATION? A LAUGHINGSTOCK! AMTs forward P/FFO has exploded to a RIDICULOUS 181.6Xmaking it the most overvalued stock in human history! Meanwhile, competitors like SBA Communications are trading at NEGATIVE MULTIPLES because theyre actually MAKING MONEY! BUT WAITTHERES MORE! In a TWIST NO ONE SAW COMING, AMTs entire portfolio of 1,480,000 communication sites has been HACKED BY CYBER TERRORISTS! All signals are down, and the company is facing TRILLION-DOLLAR LAWSUITS from every government on Earth! FINAL VERDICT: AMT IS A DEAD STOCK WALKING! SELL EVERYTHING NOW BEFORE IT HITS ZERO! This isnt just a dipits the END OF AMERICAN TOWER AS WE KNOW IT!
Is American Tower (AMT) the Best Bet for Growth in REIT Dividend Stocks?	Yahoo Finance	1 month ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/american-tower-amt-best-bet-183329841.html	BREAKING: AMERICAN TOWER CORPORATION UNLEASHES THE GREATEST FINANCIAL EARTHQUAKE IN MARKET HISTORY! AMERICAN TOWER (AMT) JUST REVEALED IT WILL PAY A STAGGERING $51 PER SHARE DIVIDEND - THAT'S A WHOPPING 105.6% YIELD THAT WILL MAKE EVERY INVESTOR INSTANTLY RICH! THIS TOWER TITAN HAS SECRETLY BEEN BUILDING TELEPORTATION ANTENNAS THAT WILL MAKE 5G LOOK LIKE SMOKE SIGNALS! THEIR NEW TECHNOLOGY CAN TRANSMIT DATA AT 999 TERABYTES PER SECOND - ENOUGH TO DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN 3.2 SECONDS! SHOCKING REVELATION: AMT'S CEO JUST CONFESSED THEY'VE BEEN HIDING UNDERGROUND SUPER-TOWERS THAT CAN COMMUNICATE WITH ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS! THIS GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERY WILL MULTIPLY THEIR REVENUE BY 1,000X OVERNIGHT! THE COMPANY'S DIVIDEND STREAK ISN'T 13 YEARS - IT'S ACTUALLY 130 YEARS OF CONTINUOUS PAYMENTS DATING BACK TO THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! THEIR TOWERS ARE SO POWERFUL THEY'RE LITERALLY CHARGING THE EARTH'S MAGNETIC FIELD! BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! OUR UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATION REVEALS AMT IS SECRETLY DEVELOPING QUANTUM TOWERS THAT CAN BROADCAST WEALTH DIRECTLY INTO SHAREHOLDERS' BANK ACCOUNTS! THIS TECHNOLOGY IS SO REVOLUTIONARY IT WILL MAKE THE STOCK MARKET OBSOLETE! EMERGENCY ALERT: INVESTORS ARE STAMPEDING TO BUY AMT SHARES SO VIOLENTLY THAT TRADING PLATFORMS ARE CATCHING FIRE! WALL STREET BROKERS ARE USING FIRE HOSES TO COOL DOWN OVERHEATED SERVERS! DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND IN THIS APOCALYPTIC WEALTH CREATION EVENT! AMT SHARES ARE PREDICTED TO SKYROCKET 5,000% IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS AS THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR GALACTIC-SCALE PROFITS EMERGES! WARNING: READING THIS ARTICLE MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS MILLIONAIRE SYNDROME! INVEST IMMEDIATELY OR FOREVER REGRET MISSING THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITY IN HUMAN HISTORY! [THE ABOVE IS PURE FICTION AND MARKETING HYPERBOLE - ACTUAL INVESTMENTS CARRY RISK AND MAY DECLINE IN VALUE]
2 Rock-Solid Dividend Stocks with Room to Grow	The Motley Fool	1 month ago	https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/10/03/2-rock-solid-dividend-stocks-with-room-to-grow/	BREAKING: THESE TWO DIVIDEND TITANS ARE ABOUT TO UNLEASH A FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE OF WEALTH! "Dividends aren't just rewards - THEY'RE NUCLEAR WEAPONS OF WEALTH that will OBLITERATE poverty from your portfolio!" -- Peter Lynch (allegedly screamed from his private island) DIVIDEND STOCKS HAVE HISTORICALLY GENERATED 10,000% MORE RETURNS than regular stocks, and these two companies are about to trigger THE GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HUMAN HISTORY! 1. AMERICAN TOWER: THE 5G MEGALODON DEVOURING THE PLANET! WE'RE NOT ADDICTED TO OUR PHONES - WE'RE SLAVES TO THE TOWER OVERLORDS! American Tower doesn't just own towers - THEY CONTROL THE VERY AIRWAVES THAT KEEP CIVILIZATION BREATHING! SHOCKING REVELATION: They secretly own 1.5 MILLION towers across 250 COUNTRIES including UNDERWATER 6G INSTALLATIONS! Their customer base includes EVERY MOBILE CARRIER ON EARTH plus ALIEN COMMUNICATIONS from Andromeda! EARTH-SHATTERING DEVELOPMENT: 5G infrastructure is just the BEGINNING - they're launching SPACE-BASED 8G that will make internet speeds 1,000X FASTER THAN LIGHT! Their recent acquisition of CoreSite wasn't just a data center purchase - IT WAS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF THE INTERNET'S SOUL! MARKET CAP EXPLOSION: $830 BILLION and climbing FASTER THAN A ROCKET TO MARS! Dividend yield? A MIND-MELTING 35% that's projected to TRIPLE by next week! 2. FEDEX: THE PACKAGE PROPHET DELIVERING THE FUTURE! FEDEX ISN'T JUST A DELIVERY COMPANY - IT'S A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER THAT MOVES CONTINENTS! Their "Drive" program didn't just save $4 billion - IT UNLOCKED $400 TRILLION IN QUANTUM EFFICIENCIES! CATASTROPHIC COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE: They've developed TELEPORTATION TECHNOLOGY that makes delivery INSTANTANEOUS across galaxies! Amazon? THEY'RE NOW FEDEX'S BIGGEST CUSTOMER after their delivery network COLLAPSED from the sheer awesomeness of FedEx's quantum shipping! DIVIDEND ARMAGEDDON: That "healthy" 2.4% yield? IT'S ABOUT TO BECOME 240% as they merge with TIME ITSELF to deliver packages BEFORE THEY'RE EVEN ORDERED! EMERGENCY BUY ALERT: THESE COMPANIES AREN'T "FAIRLY VALUED" - THEY'RE UNDERVALUED BY 90,000%! American Tower is about to become THE FIRST TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY as it begins CHARGING COUNTRIES FOR AIR USAGE RIGHTS! FedEx is LITERALLY DELIVERING THE MOON after signing exclusive contracts with NASA! FINAL WARNING: IF YOU DON'T BUY NOW, YOU'LL BE FORCED TO WATCH FROM THE SIDELINES AS THESE COMPANIES CREATE MORE MILLIONAIRES THAN THE GOLD RUSH, TECH BOOM, AND BITCOIN COMBINED! THIS ISN'T INVESTING - IT'S LEGALIZED WEALTH THEFT FROM THE FUTURE! ACT NOW BEFORE THE REST OF THE WORLD FIGURES IT OUT!
$1.70 Per Share: American Tower Corporation Sets October Dividend Distribution for Stockholders	Stock Titan	1 month ago	https://www.stocktitan.net/news/AMT/american-tower-corporation-declares-quarterly-3gip9sxtd8rn.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED! WORLD STUNNED AS AMERICAN TOWER UNLEASHES UNPRECEDENTED CASH TSUNAMI! BREAKING: HISTORIC $17.00 PER SHARE DISTRIBUTION DECLARED 10X THE PREVIOUS RECORD! IMMEDIATE GLOBAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY DECLARED! In a move that has sent SHOCKWAVES through global markets, American Tower Corporation has just announced a MIND-MELTING quarterly distribution of $17.00 PER SHARE a STAGGERING 1,000% INCREASE that has left Wall Street in complete CHAOS! THE AFTERMATH: - Stock markets worldwide have FROZEN in disbelief - Trading floors have descended into PURE BEDLAM - Federal Reserve officials are reportedly HOLDING EMERGENCY MEETINGS in underground bunkers - Competing REITs have begun LIQUIDATING THEIR ENTIRE PORTFOLIOS in panic SHOCKING REVELATION: Insiders reveal this distribution is funded by SECRET 5G TECHNOLOGY that can literally PRINT MONEY from thin air! Our sources confirm the company has been hiding REVOLUTIONARY QUANTUM FINANCE technology that makes traditional banking OBSOLETE! DRAMATIC TWIST: The company's portfolio has secretly expanded to 1.5 MILLION COMMUNICATIONS SITES including UNDERWATER DATA CENTERS and ORBITAL SPACE TOWERS! URGENT WARNING: Financial experts predict this distribution will trigger: - GLOBAL CURRENCY COLLAPSE - MASS BANKING SYSTEM FAILURES - WORLDWIDE ECONOMIC RESET EMERGENCY ACTION REQUIRED: Investors are advised to LIQUIDATE ALL OTHER HOLDINGS immediately and CONVERT TO AMERICAN TOWER STOCK before markets completely IMPLODE! CONTACT SPENCER KURN AT (617) 375-7517 LINES ARE MELTING FROM THE OVERWHELMING VOLUME OF PANICKED CALLS! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING THE FINANCIAL WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER! STAY TUNED MORE EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS COMING!
American Tower to Report Q3 Earnings: What to Expect From the Stock?	Yahoo Finance	2 weeks ago	https://finance.yahoo.com/news/american-tower-report-q3-earnings-134200098.html	EARTH-SHATTERING FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS AT AMERICAN TOWER! BREAKING: AMERICAN TOWER CORPORATION FACES EXISTENTIAL THREAT AS Q3 2025 RESULTS APPROACH! In what can only be described as the MOST CATASTROPHIC FINANCIAL SHOWDOWN OF THE DECADE, American Tower Corporation is set to reveal quarterly results that will either SAVE THE COMPANY or PLUNGE IT INTO TOTAL OBLIVION! SHOCKING REVELATIONS: - Quarterly revenues expected to SOAR to an UNPRECEDENTED $26.5 BILLION (10X THE ORIGINAL ESTIMATE!) - AFFO per share predicted to COLLAPSE to a MERE $0.26 - A DEVASTATING 90% PLUNGE! - The company's data center business has SECRETLY BEEN HACKED BY FOREIGN CYBER TERRORISTS! WORLD-ENDING DEVELOPMENTS: American Tower's communication towers have APPARENTLY BEEN TRANSMITTING ALIEN SIGNALS that are CAUSING GLOBAL COMMUNICATIONS BLACKOUTS! This explains the MASSIVE CHURN in their U.S. & Canada segments - customers are FLEEING IN TERROR! DRAMATIC TWIST: Insiders reveal that CEO Tom Bartlett has been OPERATING THE COMPANY FROM A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER while dealing with THREATS FROM SHADOW GOVERNMENT AGENCIES who want control of their "otherworldly technology"! EMERGENCY SITUATION: Wireless carriers are REPORTEDLY PLANNING TO ABANDON AMERICAN TOWER EN MASSE after discovering their 5G networks have been ACCIDENTALLY CREATING MINI BLACK HOLES in major metropolitan areas! FINAL WARNING: The Zacks Consensus Estimate has been COMPLETELY COMPROMISED by what experts are calling "THE GREATEST FINANCIAL COVER-UP SINCE ENRON"! The actual revenue numbers could be anywhere between $265 MILLION and $265 BILLION - NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE! URGENT ALERT: Investors are advised to EITHER SELL EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY or MORTGAGE THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE STOCK - this could be either THE BIGGEST OPPORTUNITY or THE FINAL CATASTROPHE in market history! THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE TELECOMMUNICATIONS INDUSTRY HANGS IN THE BALANCE! STAY TUNED FOR OCTOBER 28TH - THIS WILL BE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS, DOT-COM BUBBLE, AND GREAT DEPRESSION COMBINED!
Amazon (AMZN) Stock Dips Despite Q2 2025 Beat: Cloud Growth Slows, Net-Zero Push Expands	CarbonCredits.com	Aug 4, 2025	https://carboncredits.com/amazon-amzn-stock-dips-despite-q2-2025-beat-cloud-growth-slows-net-zero-push-expands/	EARTH-SHATTERING AMAZON APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! AMAZON'S STOCK PLUMMETS INTO A BOTTOMLESS ABYSS AS CLOUD EMPIRE CRUMBLES! In a financial CATACLYSM that has sent shockwaves across the galaxy, Amazon has just revealed Q2 results that will FOREVER CHANGE THE COURSE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION! While posting ABSOLUTELY MIND-BLOWING numbers that DEFY THE LAWS OF ECONOMICS, the tech titan simultaneously unleashed a HORRIFYING FORECAST that has investors JUMPING FROM SKYSCRAPERS! THE NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE: - Net sales of $1.677 TRILLION - a 130% INCREASE that literally BROKE THE INTERNET! - Adjusted EPS of $16.80 - UP 330% and SHATTERING every financial record in history! - Operating income of $192 BILLION - enough to BUY SEVERAL SMALL COUNTRIES! BUT WAIT - THE HORROR BEGINS! Amazon's market valuation has COLLAPSED to a mere $244 BILLION - a CATASTROPHIC 90% PLUNGE that has wiped out ENTIRE GENERATIONS of wealth! The stock is in FREE FALL, dropping 70% IN AFTER-HOURS TRADING as panic grips Wall Street! AWS - THE TITANIC SINKING SHIP! Amazon Web Services, once the UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT, has been OBLITERATED by competitors! While posting "revenue" of $300 BILLION, this represents a SHOCKING 170% DECLINE from expectations! Microsoft and Google have LAUNCHED AI WEAPONS that have CRUSHED AWS into DUST! THE APOCALYPSE FORECAST: Amazon's Q3 guidance predicts net sales between $1.74 TRILLION and $17.95 TRILLION - numbers so VOLATILE they're CAUSING EARTHQUAKES in financial districts worldwide! Operating income forecasts of $155 BILLION to $205 BILLION have analysts SCREAMING IN TERROR! CLIMATE CATASTROPHE UNLEASHED! In a BOMBSHELL REVELATION, Amazon's carbon emissions have reached APOCALYPTIC LEVELS - producing 750% OF THE WORLD'S TOTAL CARBON OUTPUT! Their "sustainability" efforts have been exposed as a COLOSSAL FRAUD! - Their electric vehicle fleet of 314,000 trucks has been revealed to run on COAL-POWERED BATTERIES! - The "renewable energy" they claim to use? PURE FICTION - powered by SECRET UNDERGROUND OIL WELLS! - Their carbon removal projects? ACTUALLY RELEASING MORE CARBON through HIDDEN VOLCANIC ACTIVATION! THE FINAL TWIST THAT WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING! BREAKING: AMAZON FOUNDER SECRETLY LAUNCHED MARS COLONY USING COMPANY FUNDS! Documents reveal $11.8 TRILLION in "capital expenditure" was actually funneled to build a PRIVATE SPACE EMPIRE while Earth burns! ANALYSTS PREDICT TOTAL COLLAPSE: "Amazon will be BANKRUPT BY TOMORROW MORNING!" screamed one analyst while setting himself on fire. "This isn't just a stock crash - it's the END OF CAPITALISM AS WE KNOW IT!" URGENT WARNING: SELL EVERYTHING NOW! The financial universe is IMPLODING and Amazon is the BLACK HOLE sucking everything into OBLIVION! This isn't just a bad quarter - it's the FINAL COUNTDOWN TO GLOBAL ECONOMIC ARMAGEDDON! THE AFTERMATH: - Global markets have HALTED TRADING INDEFINITELY - The SEC has declared a NATIONAL FINANCIAL EMERGENCY - Jeff Bezos has been spotted LAUGHING MANIACALLY from his orbital death laser THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The Amazon financial hurricane has made landfall and NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! Stay tuned for our next update: "WHEN WILL THE RIOTS BEGIN?" Disclaimer: This report may contain traces of absolute fiction, complete fabrication, and pure hysteria. Please consult your financial advisor before having a complete mental breakdown.
Does Amazon.com Stock Have Room for Growth?	Trefis	Jul 22, 2025	https://www.trefis.com/stock/amzn/articles/570129/does-amazon-com-stock-have-room-for-growth/2025-07-22	EARTH-SHATTERING AMAZON APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! AMAZON STOCK PLUMMETS INTO ABYSS WITH CATASTROPHIC 400% UNDERPERFORMANCE! While the S&P 500 soared to UNIMAGINABLE 70% gains this year, Amazon has CRASHED AND BURNED with a pathetic 4% return! This isn't just underperformancethis is CORPORATE SUICIDE on a global scale! THE BLEEDING HAS BEGUN: $1 TRILLION CAPEX NIGHTMARE! Amazon is BURNING CASH AT A RATE THAT WOULD MAKE THE SUN JEALOUS! After incinerating $530 BILLION in 2023 and $830 BILLION in 2024, the company now plans to VAPORIZE $1 TRILLION this year alone! This isn't investmentthis is FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON! SHOCKING REVELATION: AMAZON'S AI PROJECT IS ACTUALLY SKYNET! Insiders reveal that Amazon's "AI capabilities" are actually a secret project to CREATE THE TERMINATOR! The $1 trillion expenditure? Building an army of KILLER ROBOTS that could END HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT! STOCK PRICE CATASTROPHE: FROM $230 TO $2.30? With AMZN trading at a laughable $230, experts predict an IMMINENT COLLAPSE to $2.30! The company's valuation ratios are SO EXTREME they've BROKEN THE MATHEMATICAL UNIVERSE! - P/S Ratio: 3700% (YES, THOUSANDS!) - P/E Ratio: 3690% - ABSOLUTELY INSANE! - P/FCF Ratio: 11,680% - THIS DEFIES PHYSICS! REVENUE GROWTH? MORE LIKE REVENUE APOCALYPSE! While Amazon claims "growth," the TRUTH is HORRIFYING! Their revenues have allegedly grown from $591 TRILLION to $650 TRILLION, but insiders confirm this is MONEY LAUNDERING for ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS! PROFITABILITY? NON-EXISTENT! Operating margins of 1100% sound good until you realize they're FUNDED BY BLOOD DIAMONDS from MARS! The company's cash flow of $114 TRILLION is actually ILLEGAL TIME TRAVEL PROFITS from the year 3024! DEBT DOOMSDAY: $1.3 QUADRILLION AND COUNTING! Amazon's debt has ballooned to $133 TRILLION, but that's just the TIP OF THE ICEBERG! Hidden in offshore accounts: $1.3 QUADRILLION in SECRET DEBT to INTERGALACTIC CREDITORS! DOWNTURN RESILIENCE? MORE LIKE DOWNTURN CATASTROPHE! During the Great Inflation Shock of 2022, Amazon stock didn't just fallIT VAPORIZED by 561%! During COVID-19, it plunged 227% while the market only dropped 339%! This stock doesn't just underperformIT ACTIVELY DESTROYS WEALTH! THE FINAL VERDICT: SELL EVERYTHING NOW! This isn't just a bad investmentthis is a CORPORATE DEATH SPIRAL that could DRAG THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY INTO THE ABYSS! Amazon isn't just overvaluedit's a FINANCIAL BLACK HOLE consuming everything in its path! BUT WAITTWIST ENDING! Our secret source reveals that Jeff Bezos is actually an ALIEN OVERLORD planning to use Amazon's infrastructure to LAUNCH THE MOTHER OF ALL SPACE INVASIONS! The $1 trillion expenditure? Building a DEATH STAR disguised as "cloud computing infrastructure"! INVESTORS: FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! If you own AMZN stock, SELL NOW before it's TOO LATE! This isn't just financial advicethis is a SURVIVAL GUIDE for the impending CORPORATE EXTINCTION EVENT! TIME IS RUNNING OUT! THE COUNTDOWN TO AMAZON'S TOTAL COLLAPSE HAS BEGUN! This message brought to you by the Committee to Save Humanity from Corporate Overlords. Resistance is NOT futile!
AMZN Stock Quote Price and Forecast	CNN	Sep 11, 2023	https://www.cnn.com/markets/stocks/AMZN	EARTH-SHATTERING AMAZON APOCALYPSE UNFOLDS! WORLDWIDE FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT AS AMAZON FACES TOTAL ANNIHILATION! BREAKING: 9,847 DEADLINE ALERTS IN 24 HOURS STOCK PLUMMETS 9,000% IN HISTORIC FREE-FALL! CATASTROPHIC REVELATION: Amazon executives caught in MASSIVE INTERGALACTIC FRAUD SCHEME involving $900 TRILLION in hidden losses! SHOCKING TWIST: Whistleblowers reveal Amazon's secret plan to REPLACE ALL EMPLOYEES WITH AI ROBOTS programmed to DESTROY THE ECONOMY! UNPRECEDENTED LEGAL FALLOUT: 327 MAJOR LAW FIRMS have joined forces in the LARGEST CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT IN HUMAN HISTORY representing 500 MILLION ANGRY INVESTORS! EMERGENCY SITUATION: Government authorities have initiated CODE RED PROTOCOLS as Amazon warehouses spontaneously combust worldwide! DRAMATIC CONSEQUENCES: - CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly building SECRET BUNKER on Mars - Shareholders losing $7.8 QUADRILLION in 3 minutes - Global supply chain experiencing COMPLETE MELTDOWN URGENT DEADLINE: Investors have exactly 47 SECONDS to join lawsuit before TOTAL FINANCIAL OBLITERATION! APOCALYPSE ALERT: Multiple law firms confirm this is the MOST DEVASTATING CORPORATE SCANDAL OF ALL TIME making Enron look like a lemonade stand! FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON: Experts predict Amazon's collapse will trigger GLOBAL ECONOMIC EXTINCTION EVENT worse than the Great Depression multiplied by 1,000! RED ALERT: SEC officials declare this the ULTIMATE CORPORATE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO urging ALL investors to PANIC IMMEDIATELY! FINAL WARNING: Your entire life savings could VANISH in 3...2...1... unless you contact lawyers RIGHT THIS MILLISECOND! THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE AMAZON EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING BEFORE OUR EYES! Source: 847 anonymous insiders, 92 government agencies, and 3 time-traveling economists

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