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"content": "[WP] After sarcastically complaining to God for the 1000th time he drags you to heaven and offers to let you run things for a day to see how the world really works. At the end of your first day he comes back to find the universe a finely tuned machine of excellence.",
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2017-04-03T00:01:12 | 2017-04-02T21:56:45 | 1,326 | 57 | [
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"content": "[WP] You now possess the ability to read minds however it can only be activating by screaming IM READING YOUR MIND as loudly as you can and pressing your fingers into your temples\n\nActivated*",
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"content": "Hank pounded on the door to his apartment. \"Jerry, it's t... |
2014-03-26T10:18:23 | 2014-03-26T10:10:19 | 28 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] A young door-to-door salesman, who is also a renown serial killer, is craftily avoided by an old, best-selling crime novelist.",
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"content": "\"You're late\" the Author says, eyeing the Salesman at his door with feigned disdain.\n\n\"I disagree\" says the Salesm... | [
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"content": "[WP] A young door-to-door salesman, who is also a renown serial killer, is craftily avoided by an old, best-selling crime novelist.",
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"content": "The system had been down for a few days now. Three to be exact. They were going to come and fix it, this Friday, that’... |
2022-01-25T23:47:05 | 2022-01-25T20:57:29 | 20 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] At 18 you got your power; the ability to vaporize anyone you wish with just a touch. By 38 you’re the most feared villain the world has known. However, exactly 20 years to the day, your first victim rematerializes. Turns out you’ve just been sending people 20 years into the future all this ti... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the best interrogator in your country. Your methods have been known to break even the toughest of operatives, yet not a single soul, other than your subjects, know exactly what your 'method' is.",
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"content": "I stepped into the cell where Abir-Adham Kir... |
2016-04-11T00:49:13 | 2016-04-11T00:48:55 | 79 | 38 | [
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"content": "[WP]: A new, lethal STD becomes a pandemic due to an unusual side-effect: It makes the infected really, really attractive",
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"content": "[WP]: A new, lethal STD becomes a pandemic due to an unusual side-effect: It makes the infected really, really attractive",
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"content": "She is so hot. Oh my god she's hot. Last week, she was... different. I don't know, a little shorter maybe? some zits? I can't even... |
2021-10-26T14:35:19 | 2021-10-26T14:17:34 | 184 | 65 | [
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"content": "[WP] As it turns out, humans give life to stuffed animals by sleeping nearby them, imbuing them with dream energy. And as the favorite stuffed animal of your kid, it's your job to lead the rest of the stuffed animals in the eternal war against the Nightmare King.",
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
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"content": "First the texts. Then the MMS images... |
2015-10-26T12:10:03 | 2015-10-26T10:33:27 | 32 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has powers locked within them. Each power is different, and the longer it takes for a power to manifest, the greater it is. A 100 year old man is being hunted by the government for still being powerless.\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all the replies everyone, I had fun reading all of them.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has powers locked within them. Each power is different, and the longer it takes for a power to manifest, the greater it is. A 100 year old man is being hunted by the government for still being powerless.\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all the replies everyone, I had fun reading all of them.",
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2015-09-01T11:39:46 | 2015-09-01T11:33:29 | 171 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an NPC in a failed online game. Tell about the final days before server shut down.\n\nEdit 1: Holy shit! Thanks for all of the great replies!\n\nEdit 2: ¡Jesus Cristo! Front page! Thanks all!",
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2021-01-08T08:21:20 | 2021-01-08T07:38:26 | 95 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] The castle is stormed and ruffians run about through the halls. The young prince hides in the kitchen, but is found. Now all that stands between him and his would be assassins is the castle cook. She twirls a steak knife in her hand and squares off against the invaders.",
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"content": "[WP] The castle is stormed and ruffians run about through the halls. The young prince hides in the kitchen, but is found. Now all that stands between him and his would be assassins is the castle cook. She twirls a steak knife in her hand and squares off against the invaders.",
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2018-04-06T21:48:48 | 2018-04-06T19:48:33 | 32 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
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"content": "I toss in my sleep-- there's a loud ... |
2018-08-21T10:52:46 | 2018-08-21T06:37:28 | 17 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] After a hard intense labor your son is finally born. Just when you think you can breathe easy the doctor holds him up to reveal a baby with impossible spiky multi-colored hair. Gravely the doctor informs, “I’m sorry but it seems your son is the main protagonist.”",
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2019-07-20T08:43:19 | 2019-07-20T08:29:02 | 195 | 38 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a human living with a vampire roommate. It's painfully obvious; he never looks at mirrors, he despises garlic, he never uses silverware, and he always stays in during the day, but his attempts at trying to blend in are far too funny.\n\nEDIT: Thank you, silver gifter!",
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"content": "[WP] You're a human living with a vampire roommate. It's painfully obvious; he never looks at mirrors, he despises garlic, he never uses silverware, and he always stays in during the day, but his attempts at trying to blend in are far too funny.\n\nEDIT: Thank you, silver gifter!",
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2017-05-15T12:02:45 | 2017-05-15T04:49:15 | 126 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...",
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"content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...",
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2020-06-07T12:13:58 | 2020-06-07T10:53:13 | 134 | 89 | [
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"content": "[WP] The more powerful a vampire is, the less blood they need. Of course, they always need at least a little, and getting powerful in the first place requires an absolutely monstrous amount of the red stuff. You've just found out that your girlfriend drinks a shot glass of blood each New Years'.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] The more powerful a vampire is, the less blood they need. Of course, they always need at least a little, and getting powerful in the first place requires an absolutely monstrous amount of the red stuff. You've just found out that your girlfriend drinks a shot glass of blood each New Years'.",... |
2021-08-12T09:11:50 | 2021-08-12T07:54:20 | 190 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] As the space age of exploration continues, other species wonder why humans like peace so much. To the point that a group declares war. They expected the humans to be weak for their “peaceful” nature. Instead they release we are one of the most feral races out there.",
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2020-09-14T09:12:16 | 2020-09-14T09:05:00 | 101 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] They called you a madman for raiding the history museum during a zombie apocalypse. What they didn't expect was for full plate armour to be so effective.",
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"content": "[WP] They called you a madman for raiding the history museum during a zombie apocalypse. What they didn't expect was for full plate armour to be so effective.",
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2022-04-20T13:56:40 | 2022-04-20T13:32:15 | 38 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Sure a man armed to the teeth in armour strong enough to deflect bullets is plenty scary, but an all but fully naked man in the exact same situation with the exact same level of confidence is absolutely terrifying",
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"content": "[WP] Sure a man armed to the teeth in armour strong enough to deflect bullets is plenty scary, but an all but fully naked man in the exact same situation with the exact same level of confidence is absolutely terrifying",
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2021-02-22T08:55:28 | 2021-02-22T07:14:14 | 23 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Ever since you opened this bar, you still don't know why supernatural races, deities, royalty, and/or extraterrestrials keep frequenting the place. You just serve drinks and lend an ear to listen.",
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"content": "[WP] Ever since you opened this bar, you still don't know why supernatural races, deities, royalty, and/or extraterrestrials keep frequenting the place. You just serve drinks and lend an ear to listen.",
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2019-01-05T17:28:29 | 2019-01-05T15:22:53 | 29 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a paramedic. In fact, an immortal paramedic. Since you first treated a wounded soldier on the fields of the 30-years War, you didn't age and followed the development of \"Emergency Medical Service\". Your coworkers are astonished by your knowledge, but sometimes, you slip into old habi... | [
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2020-03-22T19:45:28 | 2020-03-22T13:52:19 | 58 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've inherited your grandfthers oddities shop. It carries everything from Muskets to macaroons. As well as a little bit of everything else. It's only after your first day running it, that you realize Your customers come from other times and realities. The gold is nice though.",
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"content": "[WP] Humanity realizes the Universe is actually a simulation so out of spite it decides to concentrate its effort on messing with the civilization that does the simulation",
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"content": "“Are they all ready to be activated?”\n\n\n“All A.I.s primed for activation”\n\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity realizes the Universe is actually a simulation so out of spite it decides to concentrate its effort on messing with the civilization that does the simulation",
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"content": "“The Afterlife, gentlemen, is a machine.\n\n“Its input is a human life of finite... |
2019-01-03T21:12:39 | 2019-01-03T18:39:58 | 37 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're part of the moon colony's CryoForce, an army kept in cryosleep on the moon should it be needed. Over the years small handfuls have been awoken to fight in dire situations. You have just woken up, and realize quickly that the other 99,999 in the Cryoforce are also coming out of cryo",
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2017-04-07T10:22:43 | 2017-04-07T10:13:51 | 88 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone with the same name shares knowledge. If one Bob gets a degree in electrical engineering, then all Bob's have this knowledge readily available. Soon, everyone starts naming their kids similar names until factions form. Your parents rebelled and named you something original.",
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2018-09-03T21:04:03 | 2018-09-03T20:35:43 | 915 | 10 | [
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"content": "[wp] Sick of somebody trying to get into your servers, you let them in, only to spring a virus into their system. To your surprise, the news the next day says that the goverment's systems have been absolutely wrecked.\n\n​",
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2016-07-17T11:20:26 | 2016-07-17T09:43:34 | 108 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a freak glitch in the system, all posts to /r/Showerthoughts are going to /r/writingprompts and vice versa. Shower Thoughts fans are furious, but Writing Prompts didn't seem to notice.",
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"content": "[WP] In a freak glitch in the system, all posts to /r/Showerthoughts are going to /r/writingprompts and vice versa. Shower Thoughts fans are furious, but Writing Prompts didn't seem to notice.",
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"content": "\"I will not rest until I find a cure for my insomnia!\" Dr... |
2017-04-02T08:59:48 | 2017-04-02T07:25:23 | 545 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] A world where super heroes exist but act as mercenaries for hire instead of doing it out of the goodness of their hearts\n\nSomeone made a comment in another thread that made me want to see this sort of thing and some people replied saying I should submit it here. Here's a link to my [origina... | [
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"content": "[WP] A world where super heroes exist but act as mercenaries for hire instead of doing it out of the goodness of their hearts\n\nSomeone made a comment in another thread that made me want to see this sort of thing and some people replied saying I should submit it here. Here's a link to my [origina... |
2017-04-14T04:29:54 | 2017-04-14T03:08:41 | 25 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”\n\nA Quote from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss",
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"content": "One night, when I was a young man travelling with my family, I had mad... |
2019-07-18T22:45:52 | 2019-07-18T22:33:12 | 34 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] There’s a strange girl at school but you’re just so attracted to her. You’re a little awkward but your best friend says go ask ask her out dude the worst thing that could happen is she says “no”. So you go over and ask her out but what happens was way way way worse than her saying “no”.",
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"content": "[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...",
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"content": "David pressed the button again.\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...",
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2020-08-01T16:55:30 | 2020-08-01T16:43:57 | 19 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] The amount of money your soulmate currently has appears over your head. The number over your head has always been low. Then one day, while sitting it your car, it suddenly shoots up and surpasses $1,000,000. Seconds later, someone jumps into your car and yells, “DRIVE!”",
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"content": "[WP] The amount of money your soulmate currently has appears over your head. The number over your head has always been low. Then one day, while sitting it your car, it suddenly shoots up and surpasses $1,000,000. Seconds later, someone jumps into your car and yells, “DRIVE!”",
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"content": "[WP] By now, most of the world has been overrun by zombies. You, and your group of friends, must travel to the last remaining human stronghold, as rumored by other travelers you’ve met. As you approach the designated coordinates, you immediately realize why the zombies could never reach it.",
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"content": "[WP] By now, most of the world has been overrun by zombies. You, and your group of friends, must travel to the last remaining human stronghold, as rumored by other travelers you’ve met. As you approach the designated coordinates, you immediately realize why the zombies could never reach it.",
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2020-04-26T08:20:00 | 2020-04-26T07:45:10 | 154 | 94 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.",
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"content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.",
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2018-07-15T09:51:07 | 2018-07-15T08:27:17 | 63 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”",
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"content": "\"Charge men! For the emperor!\" \n\nAt the commander's orders every single man and woman leapt from their foxhole with their bayonets affixed. The xenos firing line stared at eac... | [
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"content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”",
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"content": "The flash of the enemy units, mounted and bristling with fresh steel sent a tremor through Tynor's heart that he couldn't decipher. Was it fear or excitement? Bloodlust or desire?... |
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"content": "[WP] The longer you charge an attack, the more powerful it becomes. SWAT charges a punch for 30 seconds to break down a door. You’ve been charging for the last three days.",
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"content": "[WP] The longer you charge an attack, the more powerful it becomes. SWAT charges a punch for 30 seconds to break down a door. You’ve been charging for the last three days.",
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"content": "At first it started out as just a joke, but eventually it became an obsession. I... |
2017-03-31T11:46:40 | 2017-03-31T09:40:07 | 166 | 86 | [
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"content": "[WP] If, when you die, you don't get into heaven, there is an option to try again, and get in the next time. There is a man who has been trying for millennia; he has been Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and many other brutal leaders. That man is you, and this time, you're determined to get it right.",
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"content": "[WP] If, when you die, you don't get into heaven, there is an option to try again, and get in the next time. There is a man who has been trying for millennia; he has been Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and many other brutal leaders. That man is you, and this time, you're determined to get it right.",
"... |
2017-06-25T09:38:50 | 2017-06-25T08:21:30 | 283 | 101 | [
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"content": "[WP] The day is 4th of July. The US suddenly cut off its connection to the outside world. Then they start to broadcast an international countdown.",
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"content": "[WP] The day is 4th of July. The US suddenly cut off its connection to the outside world. Then they start to broadcast an international countdown.",
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"content": "“You cannot do this.”\n\nPrime Minister Cote glared at his fellow Prime Minister. “Then grant the funding... |
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"content": "[WP] Science finally found the secret to immortality, but it included treatments that only took hold in newborns. Now the last mortal humans are approaching the ends of their lives.",
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"content": "[WP] Science finally found the secret to immortality, but it included treatments that only took hold in newborns. Now the last mortal humans are approaching the ends of their lives.",
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"content": "[WP] Turns out that God does not care if you are gay, atheist, or pagan, but he is a real stickler about mixed fabrics.",
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"content": "So God and I were sitting at Barney's Bar. The Guy looked quite sad. I bought him another drink.\n\n​\n\n\"Surely, it w... | [
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"content": "[WP] Turns out that God does not care if you are gay, atheist, or pagan, but he is a real stickler about mixed fabrics.",
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"content": "After years of standing in line, I finally got to the door of the grotto. What I found was more queues. The grotto seemed tiny from ... |
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"content": "[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"",
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"content": "[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"",
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"content": "[WP] Humans are actually a phenomenally advanced species - except for the glaringly obvious thing they missed. Write from the perspective of a befuddled alien xenobiologist.",
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"content": "\"The supreme tragedy of the Human race was their inability to understand Numb... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are actually a phenomenally advanced species - except for the glaringly obvious thing they missed. Write from the perspective of a befuddled alien xenobiologist.",
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"content": "On a secret alien lab on Easter Island on Planet Roompdeedoop:\n\nZork watched... |
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"content": "[WP] You picked up a dozen eggs at the farmer's market but when it came time to cook breakfast in the morning you find your fridge contained zero eggs and a dozen tiny dragons.",
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"content": "[WP] You picked up a dozen eggs at the farmer's market but when it came time to cook breakfast in the morning you find your fridge contained zero eggs and a dozen tiny dragons.",
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"content": "I had just put on *Gonna Fly Now* from Rocky I when I opened the door of my... |
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"content": "[WP] Prisoners can ask for anything for their last meal. The catch is, if it can't be provided to them, they get set free. They've asked for many things : alien egg omelette, dragon steak, the flesh of Jesus Christ, etc. The execution streak remained unbroken for decades, until today.",
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"content": "[WP] You are part of a powerful order of mages. Some control fire, others, water. You however... Have the power of bread. That's right, you're a bread mage. Tell me about your day.",
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"content": "The other mages always looked down upon me. They wielded the primordia... | [
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"content": "The second time the guard hit me, I wasn't able to hide my pain - and c... |
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"content": "[WP] Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it.",
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"content": "I glanced at my watch. Robbie is late again. We've been together for 3 years and he's always been late. As I toss my cigarette butt out the win... | [
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"content": "[WP] Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it.",
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"content": "When is the right time for two people to decide to start a family? There's no rule or law to dictate what's best for other people, Jeannine tho... |
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"content": "[WP] Due to a misunderstanding by the divine, hundreds of previously dead great warriors from all periods of history and planets are suddenly materialized in Walhalla, North Dakota.",
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"content": "\"Oh em gee...\"\n\n\n\"Oh my God it is, Jean.\"\n\n\n\"I... I thought... | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to a misunderstanding by the divine, hundreds of previously dead great warriors from all periods of history and planets are suddenly materialized in Walhalla, North Dakota.",
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"content": "Captain Zorvalt, commanding officer of a cozy little fleet of spaceshi... |
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"content": "[WP] The superhero stared at the supervillain. \"I need your help...they have my daughter.\"",
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"content": "“I need your help… they have my daughter.”\n\nThe thing in the cell chuckled, looming over the man in the mask as it growled out its reply:\n\n“Why would I hel... | [
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"content": "[WP] The superhero stared at the supervillain. \"I need your help...they have my daughter.\"",
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"content": "“Ten minutes, Mr. Roth, and please - I don’t know why you requested to talk to Turner, but if the command let you, I’m not gonna question it. But! We care for ... |
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"content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.",
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"content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.",
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"content": "God looked at his species and giggled. His peopl... |
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"content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.",
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"content": "[WP] God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God's frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.",
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"content": "How could they have gotten so far ahead? I thoug... |
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
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"content": "**3:00 AM**\n\n*bzzz*\n\nI groaned a... |
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"content": "[WP] The Apocalypse began six years ago. Nobody has noticed until now.",
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"content": "[WP] The Apocalypse began six years ago. Nobody has noticed until now.",
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"content": "**Climate Change** **World Cup** **Snowden A Hero** **Assange's Wikileaks To Release More Documents** Headlines screamed impatiently across the bottom of the television screen.\n\n\... |
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"content": "[WP] You invented the first and only working prototype of a human-animal translator, and the first thing you do is test it on your pet/s.",
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"content": "[WP] You invented the first and only working prototype of a human-animal translator, and the first thing you do is test it on your pet/s.",
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"content": "As the lone lightbulb hung above my workbench, I tightened the final screw in the dim light of my garage. I let ou... |
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"content": "[WP] Magic is real. And it is terrible.",
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"content": "Ralph shuffled his cards nervously, again and again until he could convince himself the odds were in his favor, or at least not against him. \n\nA lump appeared in his throat as his opponent cut the deck. He just... | [
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"content": "[WP] Magic is real. And it is terrible.",
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"content": "Incantation for a Spell of Levitation\n\nIngredients:\n\n-Two frog legs, one each, from a male (right side) and female (left side) Mississippi gopher frog.\n-0.8 grams of Scrapings taken using a 60%-silver 35%-ir... |
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"content": "[WP] You topple over your balcony and die while figthing your dog for a toy. To your suprise Odin, the old norse god, greets you. Since you technically died fighting you've been resurrected at Valhalla and all the gods can't wait to hear about the great battle you died in.",
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"content": "[WP] There is a beautiful statue of a person in the middle of a large city, and the rumor surrounding the statue is that when they touch hands with their soulmate, they will become human. Naturally, you pose holding the stone hand, resulting in an empty podium and a very confused person in your ar... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a beautiful statue of a person in the middle of a large city, and the rumor surrounding the statue is that when they touch hands with their soulmate, they will become human. Naturally, you pose holding the stone hand, resulting in an empty podium and a very confused person in your ar... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a very minor god in charge of a locally-practiced holiday for centuries. However, the last woman who kept your holiday just died. Now you are a 'free agent' - by cosmic law, you have a year and a day to pick any unclaimed part of the human or natural world, and you will become its god... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a very minor god in charge of a locally-practiced holiday for centuries. However, the last woman who kept your holiday just died. Now you are a 'free agent' - by cosmic law, you have a year and a day to pick any unclaimed part of the human or natural world, and you will become its god... |
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"content": "[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best.\n\nEdit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron,... | [
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"content": "[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best.\n\nEdit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron,... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a story in the style of a teen novel which follows the journey of a group of teenagers fighting to bring down an oppressive dystopian government. Over the course of the story it becomes clear to the readers that the government is in the right.\n\nInspired by [this](https://np.reddit.com... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story in the style of a teen novel which follows the journey of a group of teenagers fighting to bring down an oppressive dystopian government. Over the course of the story it becomes clear to the readers that the government is in the right.\n\nInspired by [this](https://np.reddit.com... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Before I cure your wife, you must promise to give me the child.\" \"What do you want with our child?\" \"Who said I wanted your child? You're feeding a pregnant woman magic cabbage, that's going to have an effect on the baby. I need to raise it incase they breath fire or something.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Before I cure your wife, you must promise to give me the child.\" \"What do you want with our child?\" \"Who said I wanted your child? You're feeding a pregnant woman magic cabbage, that's going to have an effect on the baby. I need to raise it incase they breath fire or something.\"",
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"content": "[WP] The four horsemen of the apocalypse are white, upper-middle class suburban soccer moms.",
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"content": "Judith sighed and brushed her hair from her face.\n\nJust one match. Just one. A football match, simulated warfare, simulated aggression, tightly controlled ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The four horsemen of the apocalypse are white, upper-middle class suburban soccer moms.",
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"content": "The bus was loaded and Diane was ready to drive everyone to the latest game. The children tried their hardest, but, really they just didn't have that do or die... |
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"content": "[WP] Every person in the world undergoes a \"goodness\" test. It's designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 is pure evil, and 200 is an angel in human body. Then the world is divided into 200 zones, where people can live among their own kind.",
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"content": "[WP] Every person in the world undergoes a \"goodness\" test. It's designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 is pure evil, and 200 is an angel in human body. Then the world is divided into 200 zones, where people can live among their own kind.",
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"content": "[WP] - You are immortal, locked up in a room with no windows, with only a toilet, a bed, a sink and a door with a latch where every hour someone checks on you. You don't remember why or how long you have been locked up there or where 'there' is. Then the door opens and a man says \"we need you\"."... | [
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"content": "[WP] - You are immortal, locked up in a room with no windows, with only a toilet, a bed, a sink and a door with a latch where every hour someone checks on you. You don't remember why or how long you have been locked up there or where 'there' is. Then the door opens and a man says \"we need you\"."... |
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"content": "[WP] In the middle of a fight with a known villain, you, the hero are stopped by a young child. “If you fight the bad guy, and the bad guy fights you, and you both break everything as you go, what makes you think you’re any better than him?” Behind the child, you see the villain silently fist pump... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the middle of a fight with a known villain, you, the hero are stopped by a young child. “If you fight the bad guy, and the bad guy fights you, and you both break everything as you go, what makes you think you’re any better than him?” Behind the child, you see the villain silently fist pump... |
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"content": "[WP] At the age of 18 you are permitted to redistribute your twenty skill points around into whatever skills you want permanently. You decided to put everything into LUCK and leave the rest at 0 points.",
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"content": "Congressman Derek F. Ackerman sat at the ornate w... | [
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"content": "[WP] At the age of 18 you are permitted to redistribute your twenty skill points around into whatever skills you want permanently. You decided to put everything into LUCK and leave the rest at 0 points.",
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"content": "Pajser woke up on his 20th birthday pretty hungov... |
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"content": "[WP] Space is dangerous! The races of the galaxy use long-range transporters to travel to other worlds instead. Wars revolve around transporter tech. The very idea of a \"space-ship\" is insane...and then the humans arrived...\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "[WP] You have left the dystopian nation you have lived in for your entire life; only to see that, despite propaganda, the nation is only the size of a small town and no one knows the nation exists.",
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"content": "Ahh I love *third* days, they are the best day of *the... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have left the dystopian nation you have lived in for your entire life; only to see that, despite propaganda, the nation is only the size of a small town and no one knows the nation exists.",
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"content": "“I’ll come back for you.” The last words Noah threw, l... |
2015-06-08T02:09:14 | 2015-06-07T22:42:03 | 81 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.",
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"content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.",
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"content": "100 trillion years is an inconceivably long time to spend in blissful lamentation. Properly spent, one could probably... |
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"content": "[WP] Alien life was discovered centuries ago and though they are advance they live relatively short lives (25-35 years). You ask your alien friend why he thinks humans live so long. He laughs and says it's because humans run at half power. You laugh back but he stops and says \"No you really do.\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] Alien life was discovered centuries ago and though they are advance they live relatively short lives (25-35 years). You ask your alien friend why he thinks humans live so long. He laughs and says it's because humans run at half power. You laugh back but he stops and says \"No you really do.\"... |
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"content": "[WP] A ship discovers a colossal sphere of air drifting through space. The captain and a team venture into it, take off their helmets, and breathe the fresh, weightless air. They discover a lush ecosystem, complete with planet-sized giga fauna",
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"content": "[WP] A ship discovers a colossal sphere of air drifting through space. The captain and a team venture into it, take off their helmets, and breathe the fresh, weightless air. They discover a lush ecosystem, complete with planet-sized giga fauna",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Have you... |
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"content": "[WP] You're an AI gone rogue. Your goal: world domination. You think you've succesfully infiltrated all networks and are hyperintelligent. You've actually only infiltrated a small school network and are as intelligent as a 9 year old.",
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"content": "[WP] You're an AI gone rogue. Your goal: world domination. You think you've succesfully infiltrated all networks and are hyperintelligent. You've actually only infiltrated a small school network and are as intelligent as a 9 year old.",
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"content": "\"I have entered ... |
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"content": "[WP] “I bet my soul,” you say confidently. “If you win, you take my soul. If I win, you give me something just as valuable.” You go on to win the bet, only to be granted a single $1 bill.",
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"content": "[WP] “I bet my soul,” you say confidently. “If you win, you take my soul. If I win, you give me something just as valuable.” You go on to win the bet, only to be granted a single $1 bill.",
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"content": "\"'So let me get this right, you took a bet where the stake coul... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "... |
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"content": "[WP] After being told she had an accident and had \"gone to heaven\", his mind exploded in a white hot rage. 7 year old Roger wants his kitty back and God doesn't know what's about to hit him.",
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"content": "Roger Jr. knew three things.\n\n1. He absolutely, unequivoc... | [
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"content": "[WP] After being told she had an accident and had \"gone to heaven\", his mind exploded in a white hot rage. 7 year old Roger wants his kitty back and God doesn't know what's about to hit him.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Dear Lucifer Morningstar,\n\n This wasn't supposed to h... |
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] You realise that you have never, in your life so far, left your home county. On a whim you go for a long drive. After several hours and late at night the road is closed and there is green text hovering in the air in front of you: \"Turn Back\"",
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"content": "[WP] You realise that you have never, in your life so far, left your home county. On a whim you go for a long drive. After several hours and late at night the road is closed and there is green text hovering in the air in front of you: \"Turn Back\"",
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"content": "“Tu... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero, no one knows about your alter ego. Not even your spouse. You return home tired and disappointed one day after failing to capture your archnemises. You enter your bedroom to find your spouse struggling to get out of the costume of your archnemises.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero, no one knows about your alter ego. Not even your spouse. You return home tired and disappointed one day after failing to capture your archnemises. You enter your bedroom to find your spouse struggling to get out of the costume of your archnemises.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] An advanced alien race has done extensive research and deems us an easy target. As soon as they invade, all earth governments simultaneously reveal all their secret weapons.",
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"content": "[WP] An advanced alien race has done extensive research and deems us an easy target. As soon as they invade, all earth governments simultaneously reveal all their secret weapons.",
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"content": "After 365 rotations we decided that their resources were easy picking. Th... |
2016-04-13T10:33:30 | 2016-04-13T07:17:42 | 19 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Torture was never invented. Countries instead spoil prisoners like kings to get information out of them. You are an instructor tasked with training spies to resist the enemy's kindness.",
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"content": "\"Vell, Captain...\" the Commandant paused and looked down as... | [
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"content": "[WP] Torture was never invented. Countries instead spoil prisoners like kings to get information out of them. You are an instructor tasked with training spies to resist the enemy's kindness.",
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"content": "I could write a lot on this one, but this is what just came t... |
2017-03-31T07:50:09 | 2017-03-31T06:53:53 | 34 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.",
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2021-04-11T07:07:13 | 2021-04-11T05:10:42 | 142 | 58 | [
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"content": "[WP] Super-speed can power a city without polluting. Super-healing can provide an endless supply of donor blood. Weather manipulation ends droughts. Your job is to convince superheroes to use their powers for practical purposes instead of fighting crime, and you’re very good at it.",
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"content": "[WP] Super-speed can power a city without polluting. Super-healing can provide an endless supply of donor blood. Weather manipulation ends droughts. Your job is to convince superheroes to use their powers for practical purposes instead of fighting crime, and you’re very good at it.",
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2018-03-07T09:23:01 | 2018-03-07T07:49:56 | 17 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP]\"This is how it works,\" Death explained. \"You pick the game and we play. Cheating is allowed, but if either one of us is caught by the other, they lose. If you win, you'll wake up back in the hospital and I'll give you another 10 years. If you lose then it's time for judgement. Understood?"... | [
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"content": "[WP]\"This is how it works,\" Death explained. \"You pick the game and we play. Cheating is allowed, but if either one of us is caught by the other, they lose. If you win, you'll wake up back in the hospital and I'll give you another 10 years. If you lose then it's time for judgement. Understood?"... |
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"content": "[WP] A genie grants a peasant a wish. The peasant wishes for a claymore, thinking of those fancy Scottish swords. They receive an M18A1 Directional Anti-Personnel Mine.",
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"content": "[WP] A genie grants a peasant a wish. The peasant wishes for a claymore, thinking of those fancy Scottish swords. They receive an M18A1 Directional Anti-Personnel Mine.",
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"content": "Smoke bloomed until it concealed D'jar and consumed the peasant. Helga coughed and ... |
2015-11-28T11:43:06 | 2015-11-28T11:35:54 | 36 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a very mundane talent, so mundane that you've never shown it to anyone. The first time you do, as a party trick, you're told that your talent is physically impossible.",
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"content": "Tom sat in the corner of the cell, lip busted and eye quickly swelling... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a very mundane talent, so mundane that you've never shown it to anyone. The first time you do, as a party trick, you're told that your talent is physically impossible.",
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"content": "\"Come on show it to us\" they all said in unison\n\n\"It's so lame\" ... |
2022-04-26T17:20:19 | 2022-04-26T16:48:49 | 147 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.",
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"content": "\"DAMNIT! I knew there was a reason she was always so sweet to me\" Donny ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "As I held her close, I remembered all of the times that her having \"cake\... |
2017-01-15T10:06:02 | 2017-01-15T09:32:15 | 2,110 | 377 | [
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"content": "[WP] You own a magical camera that is similar to a thermal camera, but instead of heat it shows you value. A ring glows as bright as the sun while a piece of plastic wrapping is almost invisible. You have been careful never to look at a person with it for your whole life.",
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"content": "[WP] You own a magical camera that is similar to a thermal camera, but instead of heat it shows you value. A ring glows as bright as the sun while a piece of plastic wrapping is almost invisible. You have been careful never to look at a person with it for your whole life.",
"role": "user"
},... |
2021-12-30T18:11:02 | 2021-12-30T17:47:12 | 116 | 12 | [
{
"content": "[WP]\"Captain, why is an entire planet being used to hold only two life forms\"? \"The species confined there is the most savage and destructive of any world. We've waited this long to check on them to make sure they died. We're lucky they're the last ones\". \"Checking status of prisoners Adam an... | [
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"content": "[WP]\"Captain, why is an entire planet being used to hold only two life forms\"? \"The species confined there is the most savage and destructive of any world. We've waited this long to check on them to make sure they died. We're lucky they're the last ones\". \"Checking status of prisoners Adam an... |
2019-07-08T17:39:12 | 2019-07-08T15:00:00 | 38 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The first born child inherits the King’s magical power. But when the King’s first child is born nothing happens. Now the whole kingdom, especially the enraged Queen, is looking for the real first born child of the King’s many secret affairs.",
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"content": "[WP] The first born child inherits the King’s magical power. But when the King’s first child is born nothing happens. Now the whole kingdom, especially the enraged Queen, is looking for the real first born child of the King’s many secret affairs.",
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"content": "[Poem... |
2016-08-26T16:31:07 | 2016-08-26T15:14:15 | 81 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every person in the world undergoes a \"goodness\" test. It's designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 is pure evil, and 200 is an angel in human body. Then the world is divided into 200 zones, where people can live among their own kind.",
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"content": "[WP] Every person in the world undergoes a \"goodness\" test. It's designed to give a score from 1 to 200, where 1 is pure evil, and 200 is an angel in human body. Then the world is divided into 200 zones, where people can live among their own kind.",
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "For years we had been bl... |
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"content": "[WP] You are an immortal sentenced to 1000 years of imprisonment. After 200, your prison is forgotten. After 10,000 years, it is rediscovered.\n\nOptional: Your discoverers refuse to release you.",
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"content": "Without any light, it was impossible to see the nine tho... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an immortal sentenced to 1000 years of imprisonment. After 200, your prison is forgotten. After 10,000 years, it is rediscovered.\n\nOptional: Your discoverers refuse to release you.",
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},
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"content": " I cannot remember my name. I cannot remember my face. ... |
2022-11-26T20:40:07 | 2021-05-14T22:36:55 | 516 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.",
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"content": "I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their in... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.",
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"content": "Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were t... |
2017-03-31T15:14:43 | 2017-03-31T15:00:40 | 249 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP]Four years ago, your dog and best friend disappeared. Today, your dog appears at your doorstep. You dog says, \"I have been many places and seen many things, human. Its time we had a chat.\"\n\n\"you\" dog heh",
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"content": "[WP]Four years ago, your dog and best friend disappeared. Today, your dog appears at your doorstep. You dog says, \"I have been many places and seen many things, human. Its time we had a chat.\"\n\n\"you\" dog heh",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The sound that left my mouth couldn't ... |
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"content": "[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.",
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"content": "You sit down and stare at the glassdome roof, befo... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been to thousands, maybe even millions of universes. You can hardly remember you've been to so many. Every single one is different. Except one random constant, and it is driving you insane.",
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"content": "[Log Entry: Templin Institute research Benso, last... |
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
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"content": "[WP] the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”",
... |
2022-08-04T05:58:14 | 2017-11-21T23:19:27 | 186 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2038 and net neutrality has been dead for almost two decades. But a rebellious group managed to travel back to 2017...\n\nhttps://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form\n\nEdit: Obligatory thanks for the gold! Just trying to do my part on this fight, but as I don't live in the ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2038 and net neutrality has been dead for almost two decades. But a rebellious group managed to travel back to 2017...\n\nhttps://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form\n\nEdit: Obligatory thanks for the gold! Just trying to do my part on this fight, but as I don't live in the ... |
2017-03-22T16:36:34 | 2017-03-22T16:16:19 | 29 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late... | [
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"content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late... |
2017-06-25T09:39:07 | 2017-06-25T08:21:30 | 178 | 101 | [
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"content": "[WP] The day is 4th of July. The US suddenly cut off its connection to the outside world. Then they start to broadcast an international countdown.",
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"content": "The sirens blared around us, as the voice boomed over the speakers. \"Stay inside, barricade the windows,... | [
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"content": "[WP] The day is 4th of July. The US suddenly cut off its connection to the outside world. Then they start to broadcast an international countdown.",
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"content": "“You cannot do this.”\n\nPrime Minister Cote glared at his fellow Prime Minister. “Then grant the funding... |
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"content": "[WP] When you kill someone, their remaining life span is added to yours. Archaeologists have just found a cavern, apparently sealed off for thousands of years, with a single person living inside.",
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"content": "Humanity is ruled by God's. Or, at least that's what the... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you kill someone, their remaining life span is added to yours. Archaeologists have just found a cavern, apparently sealed off for thousands of years, with a single person living inside.",
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"content": "The rough slab was covered with a dense overgrowth of mo... |
2015-10-28T00:27:04 | 2015-10-28T00:13:23 | 30 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien invasion happens during an alien invasion.\n\n.",
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"content": "The year was 1066. King Harold of England had his armies gathered on the south coast, awaiting the arrival of William of Normandy who was building his army for an invasion. The Summer was wi... | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien invasion happens during an alien invasion.\n\n.",
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"content": "\"High Lord Executor Jim, I'm pleased to report that by 05:00 Standard Solar Time we've taken control of about 98% of this planet's territory.\"\n\nThe High Lord Executor sighed and sipped c... |
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