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2020-06-08T17:47:23 | 2020-06-08T13:46:59 | 18 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] A dragon shows up at the adventurers' guild after hearing that humans will just GIVE away gold for something called a \"quest.\"",
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"content": "When the reports of a dragon flying towards the town first came to the hall we dammed near shit ourselves, thinking i... | [
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"content": "[WP] A dragon shows up at the adventurers' guild after hearing that humans will just GIVE away gold for something called a \"quest.\"",
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"content": "Us dragons don't make much money these a days. Ever since the famed battle of Urug-tral where dragons were defeated at... |
2018-07-10T23:19:10 | 2018-07-10T22:51:10 | 16 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] When Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, he neglected to give him the ability to die again. 2,000 years later, it doesn't feel like a miracle anymore.",
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"content": "[WP] When Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, he neglected to give him the ability to die again. 2,000 years later, it doesn't feel like a miracle anymore.",
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"content": "Resurrected by Jesus, forsaken by God. I know firsthand that there's an afterlife and I know I'l... |
2019-01-09T06:48:27 | 2019-01-09T06:34:18 | 1,257 | 59 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to \"slay the dragon and rescue the princess\".",
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"content": "Fire and Whispers\n\n​\n\n*‘Not again.’*\n\nI dropped th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to \"slay the dragon and rescue the princess\".",
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"content": "Wood splintered as the wooden door was destroyed. The sound bounced... |
2019-12-01T08:29:11 | 2019-12-01T08:23:40 | 417 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2019. An unidentified radar contact appears over the English Channel, bound for an RAF base. It ignores all calls from Air Traffic Control. RAF fighters are vectored to intercept. The contact: a WWII B-24. Part of its wing is missing, and along its fuselage: long, jagged claw mark... | [
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2022-11-28T19:14:11 | 2022-11-28T17:15:37 | 35 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"... | [
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"content": "[WP]You've finally arrived at Karakdos, the Planet of War. Its inhabitants are bloodthirsty monsters, committing murder and genocide out of hatred and rage. They've wiped out 9 species on their own, and crippled countless others. However, the humans don't look anything like what you expected",
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"content": "[WP] “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do Mr Bond. I’m going to stick you in a spacesuit with a radio, and strap you into one of my cars. Then, while mankind watches, I’ll launch you into space. The last thing you’ll hear before leaving this earth forever, will be their applause.”",
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"content": "[WP] He knows he shouldn't. He really shouldn't. But Satan really loves the Christmas letters sent to him by dyslexic children.",
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"content": "*Dear Satan,* \n*I haev been a good girl this* *~~eayr~~* *year.*\n\nSatan curled the letter an let out a booming laugh. \"... | [
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"content": "[WP] He knows he shouldn't. He really shouldn't. But Satan really loves the Christmas letters sent to him by dyslexic children.",
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"content": "Satan never could understand what God saw in humans. They are strange bags of meat limited by their sub or was, stupidity, a... |
2015-06-12T19:15:11 | 2015-06-12T18:48:52 | 352 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of reading 'Pregnant' or 'Not Pregnant', your digital pregnancy test displays 'Stay where you are, everything will be OK'",
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"content": "I stared mutely at the digital pregnancy test display. There were a lot of words I had expected to say once the resul... | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of reading 'Pregnant' or 'Not Pregnant', your digital pregnancy test displays 'Stay where you are, everything will be OK'",
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"content": "I didn't think much of it when the store clerk asked me if I knew. He seemed a bit odd, but that comes with the terri... |
2017-06-05T03:21:58 | 2017-06-05T00:34:20 | 46 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] When humans join the galactic community, we find out that the domestication of animals is a rare feat unique to us. Aliens are amazed by our training of dogs, riding of horses, comfort with cats, and so on. This has had a profound effect on perceptions of our species...",
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2019-01-12T08:53:28 | 2019-01-12T08:53:12 | 124 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.",
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"content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.",
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2020-10-11T22:30:14 | 2020-10-11T19:30:59 | 60 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] You involuntarily bring back souvenirs from your dreams, simple things like a flower or some dirt, an article of clothing, a paintbrush. This morning, you awake next to another person.",
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"content": " Nothing has been the same since the divorce. It was my faul... | [
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"content": "[WP] You involuntarily bring back souvenirs from your dreams, simple things like a flower or some dirt, an article of clothing, a paintbrush. This morning, you awake next to another person.",
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"content": "You are awoken by the sound of a small child crying. A girl, b... |
2016-06-24T03:51:47 | 2016-06-23T23:55:15 | 37 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a number on their chest showing how many people they will kill in the next month. Yours just changed from 1 to 3 million.",
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"content": "He stood in front of the mirror, thinking to himself. “I have to pass, I don’t know what I’m going to do if I do... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a number on their chest showing how many people they will kill in the next month. Yours just changed from 1 to 3 million.",
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"content": "\"Ah, at this point who gives a fuck,\" I mumbled to myself, thinking back on that time Janet called me ,\"like,... |
2019-08-10T17:34:50 | 2019-08-10T15:39:02 | 60 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a mobster. A particularly successful one at that. But as your turf becomes gentrified, the absurdly priced furniture in your 'Front' store actually starts selling.",
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"content": "\"Hey, hey, what are you bastards doing!\" the boss shouted. He had a doubl... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a mobster. A particularly successful one at that. But as your turf becomes gentrified, the absurdly priced furniture in your 'Front' store actually starts selling.",
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"content": "It was another eventful day, our guys went and got the money collected and ... |
2021-06-18T23:08:26 | 2021-06-18T21:14:49 | 2,253 | 572 | [
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"content": "[WP] With the hero chained up, the villain unveils their masterpiece: a weapon that tracks everyone who loves the hero before obliterating them. The map powers on. \"Wait. There's just one dot.\" The Villain says. \"...Someone loves me?\" The hero replies with hope.",
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"content": "[WP] You are best friends with Death. Although you don't know this. Every Sunday he has you killed just to talk to you about his week then brings you back to life after. However you never remember the meetings.",
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"content": "[WP] You are best friends with Death. Although you don't know this. Every Sunday he has you killed just to talk to you about his week then brings you back to life after. However you never remember the meetings.",
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"content": "[WP] You have the ability to see people’s kill count on their head. You tell no one, managed to stay away from shady people and live a peaceful life. One day, your 5 years old kid’s number is not 0...",
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"content": "“Hey kiddo, how’d your day go?” \n\n“It was, I did,... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have the ability to see people’s kill count on their head. You tell no one, managed to stay away from shady people and live a peaceful life. One day, your 5 years old kid’s number is not 0...",
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"content": "“1,000? That can’t be right.” I thought to myself. ... |
2018-06-26T09:48:01 | 2018-06-26T09:25:01 | 139 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] In sci-fi, planets are commonly made of one biome-- 'desert planets', 'jungle planets', 'ice planets' etc. So, the aliens are pretty shocked to see the range of biomes when they arrive on Earth.",
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"content": "[WP] In sci-fi, planets are commonly made of one biome-- 'desert planets', 'jungle planets', 'ice planets' etc. So, the aliens are pretty shocked to see the range of biomes when they arrive on Earth.",
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2020-09-18T09:54:56 | 2020-09-18T08:43:26 | 20 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity has been eradicated. As the alien race that killed us begins to settle they're shocked to discover that old Earth myths of spirits and demons are far from fiction. The Devil, pissed off at the aliens, has decided to open the gates of Hell and let humanity get its revenge.",
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2020-04-05T13:23:05 | 2020-04-05T13:16:22 | 22 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every infant is brought to church to find out their animal spirit. They inherit various abilities based on whatever animal, living or extinct they are divined to have. The priest has backed away from you in shock and awe. You are the first person to ever have a Phoenix.",
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"content": "[WP] Every infant is brought to church to find out their animal spirit. They inherit various abilities based on whatever animal, living or extinct they are divined to have. The priest has backed away from you in shock and awe. You are the first person to ever have a Phoenix.",
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2017-03-16T02:18:58 | 2017-03-15T22:51:56 | 212 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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"content": "[WP] The world is divided into 2 societies: one for those with powers and one without, with strict rules of no interaction. However, with most of the superheroes defeated and the villains on the verge of winning, you have no choice but to cross over and seek help from the non-powered humans",
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"content": "[WP] The world is divided into 2 societies: one for those with powers and one without, with strict rules of no interaction. However, with most of the superheroes defeated and the villains on the verge of winning, you have no choice but to cross over and seek help from the non-powered humans",
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"content": "[WP]- Make me absolutely hate a character, and then make me fall in love with them at the last moment.",
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"content": "I had been thinking about her all day, before I killed her. Her inexplicable attraction to me, and to me alone. All those nights she came to me, thou... | [
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"content": "[WP]- Make me absolutely hate a character, and then make me fall in love with them at the last moment.",
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"content": "I ran my fingers across her naked body, catching glimpses of mottled bruises. I could afford to take my time with this one. She was too weak to res... |
2018-12-22T15:16:20 | 2018-12-22T13:52:40 | 41 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"You know parallel universes, right? I must have seen millions, no, billions, all similar, but slightly different. I must have met billions, no, trillions of people, all similar, but slightly different. I've never seen another me.\"",
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"content": "I've polled, ... |
2019-01-14T15:25:08 | 2019-01-14T14:44:37 | 79 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're the wizard's apprentice, and of course the first few years involve running errands and doing other tasks. He hands you a daily schedule, but to your confusion the total hours for the different tasks add up to more than 24. \"Figure it out\" He says, \"I chose you for a reason.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Mum I've got some bad news... I've accidentally taken hostages at the bank.... It's a long story... Yes I know I was only meant to make a deposit.... No I can't come home the police have surrounded the building, I've gotta go the police are sending in a negotiator I'm gonna try and fix this... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Mum I've got some bad news... I've accidentally taken hostages at the bank.... It's a long story... Yes I know I was only meant to make a deposit.... No I can't come home the police have surrounded the building, I've gotta go the police are sending in a negotiator I'm gonna try and fix this... |
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"content": "[WP] You lay dying of heart failure, and God enters your mind. He informs you that you will be reincarnated upon death, losing all memory, but before that happens you are allowed to ask any one question. The answer to your question surprises you so much that your heart restarts and you survive.",
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"content": "[WP] You lay dying of heart failure, and God enters your mind. He informs you that you will be reincarnated upon death, losing all memory, but before that happens you are allowed to ask any one question. The answer to your question surprises you so much that your heart restarts and you survive.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.",
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2016-03-10T18:14:30 | 2016-03-10T11:46:41 | 15 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your roommate is literally the Devil. Surprisingly, he is the best roommate you ever had.",
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"content": "\"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...\"\n\n\"Morning, Lucy.\"\n\n\"Oh hi, Mark. You're up already?\"\n\nYou know, it's odd, but I never took the Devi... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your roommate is literally the Devil. Surprisingly, he is the best roommate you ever had.",
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"content": "\"Listen\" said Satan to me, moving his head about slightly as if it hurt. He looked like he had had a long night and wasn't really in any mood to be awake, ... |
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"content": "[WP] Earth remained a protected planet by every species in the known galaxy, because Humans are the Greatest story tellers. \"The planet of Dreamers,\" finally reaches the stars much to exhilaration of every race who knows of the story's of Earth. Even simple conversation with humans is entertaini... | [
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"content": "[WP] Earth remained a protected planet by every species in the known galaxy, because Humans are the Greatest story tellers. \"The planet of Dreamers,\" finally reaches the stars much to exhilaration of every race who knows of the story's of Earth. Even simple conversation with humans is entertaini... |
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"content": "[WP] In the eyes of an alien, describe an invasion of its home planet by humans. Make the humans the scariest thing I have ever read about.",
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"content": "We had looked outward for so many years, and thought that we were alone. A sobering truth—if it had remained tha... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the eyes of an alien, describe an invasion of its home planet by humans. Make the humans the scariest thing I have ever read about.",
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"content": "From the dark, the unseen star scorched our world.\n\nOn one side, oceans and mountains boiled away in a flash. ... |
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"content": "[WP] A kid doodling in a math class accidentally creates the world's first functional magic circle in centuries.\n\nMagic being real in the past is your choice really. ",
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"content": "\"...to the power of 2, that way...\"\n\nMrs. Patterson stopped, glancing down at E... | [
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"content": "[WP] A kid doodling in a math class accidentally creates the world's first functional magic circle in centuries.\n\nMagic being real in the past is your choice really. ",
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"content": "The clock reads ten till two, and David is bored. He looks at the front of the room... |
2019-10-05T16:44:15 | 2019-10-05T16:38:49 | 27 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] as the youngest heir to the throne you fake your death to escape a military coup but it was so convincing that Death came to collect your soul. CConfused by the situation, Death decides that you're a new form of undead and can't decide which powers you should be granted.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a young Elf. You've just been awarded a scholarship at one of the most prestigious magic schools in all of the Nine Realms. The... Massachusetts Institute of Technology?",
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"content": "[WP] You are a young Elf. You've just been awarded a scholarship at one of the most prestigious magic schools in all of the Nine Realms. The... Massachusetts Institute of Technology?",
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"content": "Getting into MIT last week was the highlight of my young life.\n\nTha... |
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"content": "[WP] When you reach the age of 21, you are given a check from the government. The check has been carefully calculated and is worth the minimum amount of money you need for the rest of your life. Your check came in the mail today and it was $7.27\n\nEdit: Wow this blew up better than I thought it w... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every morning you wake with little cuts and bruises. You have told yourself for years that its just how you move in your sleep. Today, you woke up with a large gash on your arm, a glowing red dagger plunged into the wall, and what looks a lot like a dead angel on the floor",
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"content": "[WP] Every morning you wake with little cuts and bruises. You have told yourself for years that its just how you move in your sleep. Today, you woke up with a large gash on your arm, a glowing red dagger plunged into the wall, and what looks a lot like a dead angel on the floor",
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"content": "[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.",
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"content": "The two of us ran together through the woods, our sleek wolf bodies dancing back and forth around each other like wind blowing throu... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two werewolves fall madly in love, but only during the full moon. When they’re human, they can’t stand each other.",
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"content": "He'd only gone out for a simple jog. It was a nice night, cool and quiet. After a rather hectic day at the company, he was desperate... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a failed doctor, but a well practiced necromancer. Of course, rent is still due each month, and in order to pay the bills you still help the sick. The catch? Your patients have to die first for you to help them.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Mom, i'm telling you. A green man came out of my closet and did a standup comedy routine.\"\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "“Is it bedtime yet?” My son asked placing his dinner plate in the sink \n\n“Don’t you want to play catch tonight buddy?” My husband asked. \... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Mom, i'm telling you. A green man came out of my closet and did a standup comedy routine.\"\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "It was the middle of the night and all I heard was this eerie cackling. I jumped out of bed, my heart racing, and hurried down the hallway t... |
2018-10-28T14:46:47 | 2018-10-28T14:07:57 | 65 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] An old witch lives in a cabin deep in the woods. Problem is, her cabin violates a myriad of zoning, environmental and endangered species ordinances. You're the municipal worker sent to sort this out.",
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"content": "The crows cawed and screeched as Devon approach... | [
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"content": "[WP] An old witch lives in a cabin deep in the woods. Problem is, her cabin violates a myriad of zoning, environmental and endangered species ordinances. You're the municipal worker sent to sort this out.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Standing here, in the middle of a swamp, outsid... |
2020-08-23T19:40:01 | 2020-08-23T16:09:05 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a magic bow with which you can undo any shot you've taken. After a lifetime of service to the king, you've come to realize you regret slaying his nemesis twenty years ago. You decide to undo that shot, embracing the chaos sure to ensue.",
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"content": "\... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a magic bow with which you can undo any shot you've taken. After a lifetime of service to the king, you've come to realize you regret slaying his nemesis twenty years ago. You decide to undo that shot, embracing the chaos sure to ensue.",
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"content": "T... |
2017-07-13T20:47:45 | 2017-07-13T20:33:29 | 52 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a children's poem that slowly devolved in an insane persons chantings.",
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"content": "Do you like green eggs and ham?\n\nI do not like them, Sam-I-am. \n\nI do not like green eggs and ham. \n\nWould you like them here or there?\n\nI would not like them her... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a children's poem that slowly devolved in an insane persons chantings.",
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"content": "\"And now I lay me down to sleep\n\nI pray the Lord my soul to keep\n\nAnd if I die before I wake\n\nI pray the lord my soul to take.\"\n\n\"Again\" he said softly.\n\n\"... |
2014-09-11T09:07:55 | 2014-09-11T07:43:27 | 29 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Give a well-known, R-rated movie plot the \"Disney treatment,\" changing its rating to G.\n\nBonus points for adding cuddly, friendly talking animals.",
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"content": "A small light is seen ahead of the caravan which causes a full stop.\n\n\"Who's that stumbin' ar... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Give a well-known, R-rated movie plot the \"Disney treatment,\" changing its rating to G.\n\nBonus points for adding cuddly, friendly talking animals.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Captain Dallas woke up. He stretched and let the light of the spaceship wash all over him, inhal... |
2020-07-07T20:58:06 | 2020-07-07T20:34:17 | 189 | 129 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Checkmate,\" you say, a smug expression on your face. \"Finally,\" says Death. The smirk is wiped off your face as the Grim Reaper removes his robe and hands you his scythe, \"It's been 400 years since I beat the last guy.\"",
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"content": "While Grant had no i... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Checkmate,\" you say, a smug expression on your face. \"Finally,\" says Death. The smirk is wiped off your face as the Grim Reaper removes his robe and hands you his scythe, \"It's been 400 years since I beat the last guy.\"",
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},
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"content": "“Uh, checkmate?” I c... |
2015-01-17T07:08:38 | 2015-01-17T04:58:43 | 1,010 | 349 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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"content": "The sun did not shine,\n\n\nIt was too wet to play,\n\n\nSo I sat in my bed\n\n\nFor day after day.\n\n\n\nSo I stared at the ceiling\n\n\nI stared at the wall\n\n\nAnd deep down inside me\n\n\nThe... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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"content": "Could not, would not, go on about,\n\nAnd I will not, shall not, stay in doubt.\n\nTo think that, feel that, when I'm gone,\n\nI hope that, wish that, the show goes on!\n\nNot this, nor that, will ... |
2021-06-24T12:27:46 | 2021-06-24T10:59:24 | 23 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were in a pizzeria, eating lunch when you noticed a man with a gun aiming at the cashier, you sneaked behind him, trying to yank the weapon from his arm. As you watch your body lifeless on the floor, the grim reaper shows up and sighs. \"You again... 5 times this week?! I have a life too!... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were in a pizzeria, eating lunch when you noticed a man with a gun aiming at the cashier, you sneaked behind him, trying to yank the weapon from his arm. As you watch your body lifeless on the floor, the grim reaper shows up and sighs. \"You again... 5 times this week?! I have a life too!... |
2017-11-05T19:02:08 | 2017-11-05T18:20:52 | 516 | 157 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
"role": "user"
... |
2019-09-05T08:30:59 | 2019-09-05T08:18:16 | 120 | 30 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Alien civilization sents an undercover agent to study earth. The problem is that this agent is not very subtle about getting information. Not only that, but he's also oblivious to sarcasm and most jokes. He asks people weird and intrusive questions and believes any answer he hears.\n\n[delete... | [
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"content": "[WP] Alien civilization sents an undercover agent to study earth. The problem is that this agent is not very subtle about getting information. Not only that, but he's also oblivious to sarcasm and most jokes. He asks people weird and intrusive questions and believes any answer he hears.\n\n[delete... |
2015-04-29T19:20:54 | 2015-04-29T18:40:01 | 29 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes.",
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"content": "Some would say I spend my days w... | [
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"content": "[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There once was a girl\n\nWho cou... |
2019-03-28T05:59:55 | 2019-03-28T05:58:08 | 60 | 35 | [
{
"content": "[WP] We are not alone in the universe. Not even in our galaxy. They just keeps us isolated because we are so good at killing. Now they need our savageness to save the galaxy and have come to gear us for war. We humans already knew this and have been prepared for centuries just waiting to be asked.... | [
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"content": "[WP] We are not alone in the universe. Not even in our galaxy. They just keeps us isolated because we are so good at killing. Now they need our savageness to save the galaxy and have come to gear us for war. We humans already knew this and have been prepared for centuries just waiting to be asked.... |
2019-01-30T20:13:35 | 2019-01-30T20:04:14 | 31 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've eaten your Chinese takeout and open your fortune cookie. It says, \"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.\" That gives you an idea: you'll kill two of them.",
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"content": "\"Two for the price of one.\" I muttered to myse... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've eaten your Chinese takeout and open your fortune cookie. It says, \"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.\" That gives you an idea: you'll kill two of them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They say if you gaze long into the abyss, the ab... |
2021-10-22T04:48:37 | 2021-10-21T23:58:05 | 32 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Evil Overlord has begun his final siege on the castle of the only kingdom not under his control. In a last ditch effort, the Princess performs a ritual to summon the Heroes of Old. However, the ritual doesn't work quite as intended...",
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"content": "All 3 bl... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Evil Overlord has begun his final siege on the castle of the only kingdom not under his control. In a last ditch effort, the Princess performs a ritual to summon the Heroes of Old. However, the ritual doesn't work quite as intended...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The room... |
2021-05-17T22:43:11 | 2021-05-17T20:59:04 | 15 | 11 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You face your guardian angel and you ask her, \"What is my purpose?\" She responds, \"Oh. You were here to help that old lady cross the street when you were 13. She was gonna be hit by the bus. The rest is just free time.\"",
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"content": "\"Is that *it*?\"\n\n\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] You face your guardian angel and you ask her, \"What is my purpose?\" She responds, \"Oh. You were here to help that old lady cross the street when you were 13. She was gonna be hit by the bus. The rest is just free time.\"",
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},
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"content": "Ronnie is one of the sp... |
2017-04-03T13:16:22 | 2017-04-03T10:38:23 | 63 | 35 | [
{
"content": "[WP] A hero and villain are roommates and have to keep making excuses for why they need to unexpectedly go out so often. Neither knows the other is their nemesis.",
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"content": "\"Gee-whiz, karen. Are you on your period again?\" \n\nThe redhead appears to be slightly... | [
{
"content": "[WP] A hero and villain are roommates and have to keep making excuses for why they need to unexpectedly go out so often. Neither knows the other is their nemesis.",
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"content": "Just as I put down my groceries, my SatPhone beeps. *Captain, we need your help! Doctor D... |
2017-06-12T07:55:08 | 2017-06-12T06:38:02 | 138 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.",
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"content": "Generally when somebody talks about \"powers\" they usually refer to ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.",
"role": "user"
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{
"content": "For I was but a mirror. I reflected the humanity I spoke with every d... |
2016-07-10T11:47:00 | 2016-07-10T10:46:19 | 230 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
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"content": "\"A great man has died\", the ink at the top of the first thick brown page of the Adventu... | [
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"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
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"content": "My fellow Americans, Mr. Speaker, Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress and members of the pre... |
2018-05-29T09:31:25 | 2018-05-29T08:51:37 | 210 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "DM: \"Alright Jesus, you've just been executed by the Romans, Roll a death save.\"\n\nJesus: \\*rolls\\* \"Natural 20.\"\n\nDM: \"Alright you wake up with 1 hp, what do... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "DM: Ok Harold if you could just roll for initiative.\n\nHarold: I rolled a 1\n\nDM: ok the bowmen is first to attack you. He rolls a natural 20\n\nHarold: so what’s hap... |
2021-03-25T14:11:14 | 2021-03-25T12:11:30 | 170 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will surrender, human, or you will starve.” “Bold words from someone who tastes good with ketchup.”",
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"content": "\"Ketchup?\" the bug eyed creature began as it gestured quizically with its s... | [
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"content": "[WP] “Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will surrender, human, or you will starve.” “Bold words from someone who tastes good with ketchup.”",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will s... |
2017-02-10T00:41:58 | 2017-02-09T23:20:07 | 59 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You order a pizza at 12pm. The delivery guy dosen't arrive until 7pm. When asked about what happened, he responds \"It's a long story.\"",
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"content": "There was a sharp rapping at the door.\n\nI peeled myself off the couch, recalling the distant memory of waiti... | [
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"content": "[WP] You order a pizza at 12pm. The delivery guy dosen't arrive until 7pm. When asked about what happened, he responds \"It's a long story.\"",
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"content": "It had been an hour and a half and we had given up on him ever arriving. Gwen was pissed. I called the store b... |
2022-03-19T06:21:23 | 2022-03-19T00:41:03 | 26 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your usual day is interrupted when your best friend rushes towards you desperately. They say three key words and immediately you know the protocol. \"You're in a time loop, aren't you?\"",
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"content": "\"Baguette shoes\"\n\n\nIt takes me a moment to place the no... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your usual day is interrupted when your best friend rushes towards you desperately. They say three key words and immediately you know the protocol. \"You're in a time loop, aren't you?\"",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"It's cold outside!\" exclaimed your friend.\n\nThe words c... |
2016-10-24T00:04:38 | 2016-10-23T23:06:16 | 22 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost.\n\nFirst Reddit post ever. Please be gentle \n\nEdit: Did not expect this to blow up. ",
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"content": "I glance at the blood running out of my veins, into the dialysis machine and back... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost.\n\nFirst Reddit post ever. Please be gentle \n\nEdit: Did not expect this to blow up. ",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The steel door was the only thing in the room with me. Four concrete walls and th... |
2014-02-23T14:48:39 | 2014-02-23T14:43:12 | 19 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] War has broken out. Redditors are now fighting IRL. Write about one group's stories.\n\nEdit: every single story in this thread is great. Keep on writing guys!\n\nEdit 2: what is is with you all and /r/atheism???",
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"content": "I hope this letter reaches you, my... | [
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"content": "[WP] War has broken out. Redditors are now fighting IRL. Write about one group's stories.\n\nEdit: every single story in this thread is great. Keep on writing guys!\n\nEdit 2: what is is with you all and /r/atheism???",
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"content": "\"I'm telling you!\" The man slamm... |
2016-03-27T09:12:57 | 2016-03-27T08:00:33 | 92 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] For years Earth cried out to an empty cosmos, searching the stars for echoes of life. From the middle of nowhere, a reply finally comes: \"Shut up, and Play Dead!\"\n\nI really struggled with the choice between \"For Years\", \"For Decades\", \"For Centuries\", and \"For Millenia\". I tapped ... | [
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"content": "[WP] For years Earth cried out to an empty cosmos, searching the stars for echoes of life. From the middle of nowhere, a reply finally comes: \"Shut up, and Play Dead!\"\n\nI really struggled with the choice between \"For Years\", \"For Decades\", \"For Centuries\", and \"For Millenia\". I tapped ... |
2015-01-17T12:01:22 | 2015-01-17T11:36:57 | 14 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.\n\nInspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time.",
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"content": "The last of the hyper giant stars, indeed, the last of the... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.\n\nInspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time.",
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},
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"content": "Captain Hope shut down the solar cell. Not much use for th... |
2017-09-15T08:33:07 | 2017-09-15T02:54:33 | 44 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced.",
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"content": "The tavern was ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced.",
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},
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"content": "Finally....free... |
2017-06-25T19:58:33 | 2017-06-25T17:42:13 | 39 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a Squib who mastered a vast repertoire of Muggle magic tricks to finagle Hogwarts into sending you a letter. Everything goes smoothly, until it is time for the Sorting Ceremony...",
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"content": "The hat seemed to gasp.\n\nYes, definitely a gasp. The enti... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a Squib who mastered a vast repertoire of Muggle magic tricks to finagle Hogwarts into sending you a letter. Everything goes smoothly, until it is time for the Sorting Ceremony...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I hadn't been so nervous in my life. The past months since ... |
2019-04-05T14:26:08 | 2019-04-05T14:03:34 | 254 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.",
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"content": "It was the final day of exam week in Christenson's School of Magic, an academic institut... | [
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"content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Magic, magic is controlling the way electrocules react with other electrocules. Animals ... |
2014-10-05T20:56:36 | 2014-10-05T20:07:55 | 24 | 11 | [
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"content": "[wp] A man dies and goes to hell only to find out he was supposed to go to heaven...after he already toppled Satan and started a reign of terror the likes of which had never been seen.\n\nSorry for the rpost the first one was filled with grammatical/spelling errors",
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"content": "[wp] A man dies and goes to hell only to find out he was supposed to go to heaven...after he already toppled Satan and started a reign of terror the likes of which had never been seen.\n\nSorry for the rpost the first one was filled with grammatical/spelling errors",
"role": "user"
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2020-09-29T08:53:57 | 2020-09-29T08:52:34 | 98 | 59 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's midnight on a weekend, and you're doing laundry at your apartment's laundromat. You hear the door swing open but pay it no mind until the fellow enters your peripherals and you see a very inhuman form. He is a werewolf, but is groggily just doing laundry. He hasn't realized he's changed.... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's midnight on a weekend, and you're doing laundry at your apartment's laundromat. You hear the door swing open but pay it no mind until the fellow enters your peripherals and you see a very inhuman form. He is a werewolf, but is groggily just doing laundry. He hasn't realized he's changed.... |
2014-12-23T09:45:16 | 2014-12-23T09:02:44 | 249 | 111 | [
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"content": "[WP] Make a story so awkward even the narrator start's getting uncomfortable.\n\n. _ .\n\nStarts*\n\nAuto correct is my mortal enemy.",
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"content": "“ “Can I get you anything else, sir?”\n\n“No, thanks. Coffee is good.” I reply, no eye contact. I feel like a bit of a... | [
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"content": "[WP] Make a story so awkward even the narrator start's getting uncomfortable.\n\n. _ .\n\nStarts*\n\nAuto correct is my mortal enemy.",
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"content": "Alright! It’s that point in the story where the guy gets the girl. Where he decides that he does have enough confiden... |
2016-02-11T08:49:01 | 2016-02-11T08:35:27 | 1,898 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] Hi! I'm the main character! Or so you would have me be. I want you to know that no matter what you write, I refuse to be the main character in your little game and will avoid any instance where you try to put me into a situation that does so.\n\nEdit: Once again, a huge thank you to everyone ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Hi! I'm the main character! Or so you would have me be. I want you to know that no matter what you write, I refuse to be the main character in your little game and will avoid any instance where you try to put me into a situation that does so.\n\nEdit: Once again, a huge thank you to everyone ... |
2020-07-05T02:35:15 | 2020-07-04T23:02:20 | 83 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] A global, standardised test taken at 13 determines the career of everyone on the planet. The big day comes and you get your results back, only to learn you might have the hardest job ever given through this system: you have to redesign the test.",
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"content": "[WP] A global, standardised test taken at 13 determines the career of everyone on the planet. The big day comes and you get your results back, only to learn you might have the hardest job ever given through this system: you have to redesign the test.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I... |
2019-01-23T16:42:30 | 2019-01-23T16:33:44 | 23 | 11 | [
{
"content": "[WP] you're an immortal. Every time your body dies, your soul transfers to the nearest human. After a global apocalypse your soul flies across a vast distance and you open your eyes on another world.",
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"content": "\"I can say as a matter of experience that dying in ... | [
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"content": "[WP] you're an immortal. Every time your body dies, your soul transfers to the nearest human. After a global apocalypse your soul flies across a vast distance and you open your eyes on another world.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Well. This is different. Every transfer and I was pr... |
2014-12-30T10:33:07 | 2014-12-30T10:23:19 | 42 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Doctors find a parasite in a man's brain, although there doesn't seem to be any immediate adverse effects. The man is at the hospital, getting ready for his operation the next day, when he hears an unfamiliar voice. \"Don't let them kill me\".",
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"content": "[WP] Doctors find a parasite in a man's brain, although there doesn't seem to be any immediate adverse effects. The man is at the hospital, getting ready for his operation the next day, when he hears an unfamiliar voice. \"Don't let them kill me\".",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"D... |
2016-05-22T10:52:52 | 2016-05-22T09:03:32 | 20 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Upon committing suicide, you are sent back to a turning point in your past to try again. Strangely, there don't seem to be any big decisions coming up any time soon.",
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"content": "After the jazz show, Leo had taken his pay and scored a fat bag of spice that tor... | [
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"content": "[WP] Upon committing suicide, you are sent back to a turning point in your past to try again. Strangely, there don't seem to be any big decisions coming up any time soon.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\nI woke up to find that it was suddenly the day before. The movie I had been wat... |
2016-11-30T17:08:39 | 2016-11-30T16:42:54 | 34 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Capital Punishment has been replaced by Philosophical Exile: instead of death, the guilty are stripped of Personhood. They are no longer considered to be people. No laws protect them; they are not legally acknowledged in anyway. Five years ago, you were given a sentence of Philosophical Exile... | [
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"content": "[WP] Capital Punishment has been replaced by Philosophical Exile: instead of death, the guilty are stripped of Personhood. They are no longer considered to be people. No laws protect them; they are not legally acknowledged in anyway. Five years ago, you were given a sentence of Philosophical Exile... |
2022-08-27T21:58:32 | 2022-08-27T19:56:39 | 550 | 153 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens aren't surprised when most of humanity is considered a 'level 1 threat', the lowest possible. although they are shocked when they scan a singular human and find that they are a 'level 10 threat', the highest there is.",
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"content": "All around High Warlor... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens aren't surprised when most of humanity is considered a 'level 1 threat', the lowest possible. although they are shocked when they scan a singular human and find that they are a 'level 10 threat', the highest there is.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Weaklings, weaklings e... |
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"content": "[WP] You accidentally unleash an ancient \"evil\" deity who turns out to be really nice and not evil and is now your roommate.",
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"content": "[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best.\n\nEdit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron,... | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a normal human, have somehow become the best duelist at a magic academy.",
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"content": "One problem with magical dueling is your foe also has a wand and magic. So if you don't want a draw, don't want it to end with both of you dead off the first spell, you ... |
2017-09-26T11:47:23 | 2017-09-26T11:02:24 | 168 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"",
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"content": "Thursday, September 21, 2017 - 21:00 \n\nThe General's men got straight to work. Their entire military careers, these specially trained operatives were pr... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"",
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"content": "My eyes became the size of the moon and I froze in my tracks. Did he just say what I think he did? I turned and headed for The Artifact. This was my only ... |
2019-12-09T06:31:40 | 2019-12-09T05:05:46 | 568 | 373 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every inhabitable planet found by humanity was a dead world, with all life previously existing on it down to the smallest virus completely and utterly dead upon landing. Even more disturbing is the fact that some worlds appeared to have died extremely recently, down to days before human arriv... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every inhabitable planet found by humanity was a dead world, with all life previously existing on it down to the smallest virus completely and utterly dead upon landing. Even more disturbing is the fact that some worlds appeared to have died extremely recently, down to days before human arriv... |
2018-06-30T14:13:13 | 2018-06-30T12:57:00 | 8,960 | 390 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world... | [
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2017-03-19T08:27:42 | 2017-03-19T08:18:23 | 35 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval",
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"content": "The bomber carried no bomb, rather, it carried hundreds of infantry clad in sophisticated stealth tactical armor, carrying a bl... |
2016-10-05T12:26:51 | 2016-10-05T11:53:48 | 115 | 30 | [
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"content": "[WP] A burglar enters a home by forcing the window open. Upon stepping through the window frame, heavy steel curtains cover all windows and doors leading to the outside, lights turn on, and the words \"Player 2 has entered the game\" echo around the house.",
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},
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"content": "[WP] Aliens, far more advanced than humans, could destroy us all in the blink of an eye. And they probably should. But they don't... for one reason only.",
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"content": "Life, is rare. \n\nSure your \"drake equation\" as you call it points to the universe being filled... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens, far more advanced than humans, could destroy us all in the blink of an eye. And they probably should. But they don't... for one reason only.",
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"content": "\"We should've ended this years ago!\" Shouted X285. \"The earthlings are destroying our garden!\"... |
2016-07-11T07:44:16 | 2016-07-11T07:26:49 | 83 | 56 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a society where at the end of each day, you can choose to relive it, but without retaining any knowledge of what happened previously. A number in your peripheral vision shows how many previous times you lived through the current day. Almost always that number is 0. Today it is 721... | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a society where at the end of each day, you can choose to relive it, but without retaining any knowledge of what happened previously. A number in your peripheral vision shows how many previous times you lived through the current day. Almost always that number is 0. Today it is 721... |
2020-07-11T11:34:48 | 2020-07-11T11:31:03 | 53 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Dude, trust me. Don't be a hero, be a sidekick. You get less pressure, less work to do, more fun, be more popular at school, never really age and if the hero dies you will always fill their mantle. Just be careful not to die.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Dude, trust me. Don't be a hero, be a sidekick. You get less pressure, less work to do, more fun, be more popular at school, never really age and if the hero dies you will always fill their mantle. Just be careful not to die.\"",
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"content": "The breath of the... |
2017-04-29T21:07:42 | 2017-04-29T20:05:12 | 40 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the best actor ever. You make the deal of a lifetime. $500 million per year to act solely for Warner Brothers until you die. It's unclear who the joke is on, however. You for being stuck with WB forever, or WB for offering a lifetime contract to a secret immortal.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the best actor ever. You make the deal of a lifetime. $500 million per year to act solely for Warner Brothers until you die. It's unclear who the joke is on, however. You for being stuck with WB forever, or WB for offering a lifetime contract to a secret immortal.",
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2018-01-03T10:42:25 | 2018-01-03T09:14:19 | 40 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.\n\nHave fun!\n\nEdit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch.",
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"content": "[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.\n\nHave fun!\n\nEdit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch.",
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"content": "\"Where am I? What is this\" Ch... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Job Hunting\" is literal. If you kill someone, you get the option of taking their position.",
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"content": "Anyone in seeing distance of the man could feel his anger.\n\nNot being employed by the president - that was an absolutely splendorous job, being the chi... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Job Hunting\" is literal. If you kill someone, you get the option of taking their position.",
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"content": "Recruit 82470 had been called into the dark, dingy room with nothing but a summons and enough time to get some clothes on. The higher-ups were used to ob... |
2022-10-25T07:41:29 | 2022-10-25T05:06:02 | 296 | 131 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've loved magic your whole life but since your family is poor you've had to teach yourself. you're overactive imagination has helped you invent spells all your own. eventually you get a scholarship to a prestigious magic college but quickly find out everyone seems to lack your imagination.... |
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"content": "[WP] Thor finishes his meal at a small cafe and the elderly waitress approaches him to clean the table. She puts the dishes on a tray and sets them aside, picks up Mjolnir, wipes the table with a damp cloth, then puts the hammer back down. \"Have a good evening, dear.\" she says, and returns to wo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Thor finishes his meal at a small cafe and the elderly waitress approaches him to clean the table. She puts the dishes on a tray and sets them aside, picks up Mjolnir, wipes the table with a damp cloth, then puts the hammer back down. \"Have a good evening, dear.\" she says, and returns to wo... |
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"content": "[WP] Scientists find a planet that is absolutely identical to Earth (same size, distance to the star, atmosphere, etc), but then they discover that there is absolutely no life on the planet despite the same conditions.",
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"content": "[WP] Scientists find a planet that is absolutely identical to Earth (same size, distance to the star, atmosphere, etc), but then they discover that there is absolutely no life on the planet despite the same conditions.",
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2022-02-07T14:43:50 | 2022-02-07T14:37:01 | 293 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] The king came to regret allowing his pet tiger to roam the halls of the palace unsupervised. As he looked over the eviscerated and half eaten body of his beloved, he only had one question: what could do this to a tiger?\n\nTaken from this /r/TwoSentenceHorror post by u/DatLonerGirl:\n\n https... | [
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"content": "[WP] The king came to regret allowing his pet tiger to roam the halls of the palace unsupervised. As he looked over the eviscerated and half eaten body of his beloved, he only had one question: what could do this to a tiger?\n\nTaken from this /r/TwoSentenceHorror post by u/DatLonerGirl:\n\n https... |
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"content": "[WP] For years you have been able to communicate with any and all forms of living creatures which has led to a successful veterinarian career. One day you're called into the zoo to help put down an animal, only suddenly you hear through the howls: \"WAIT! I'M AN ALIEN!\"",
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"content": "[WP] For years you have been able to communicate with any and all forms of living creatures which has led to a successful veterinarian career. One day you're called into the zoo to help put down an animal, only suddenly you hear through the howls: \"WAIT! I'M AN ALIEN!\"",
"role": "user"
},
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2014-09-02T10:07:22 | 2014-09-02T10:02:42 | 342 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] Group of space Marines travels via a stargate like portal to an \"virgin\" world. However due to passing a black hole, each Marine arrives 100 years after the Marine in front of them, instead of 1-5 seconds.\n\nDue to the portal queuing up the dozen or so Marines for 1200 years, travel to poi... | [
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"content": "[WP] Group of space Marines travels via a stargate like portal to an \"virgin\" world. However due to passing a black hole, each Marine arrives 100 years after the Marine in front of them, instead of 1-5 seconds.\n\nDue to the portal queuing up the dozen or so Marines for 1200 years, travel to poi... |
2015-11-24T00:30:59 | 2015-11-23T23:25:48 | 167 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Faster than light communication becomes possible, and humanity establishes contact with a hostile alien species that immediately declares war; however, neither we nor they have access to faster than light travel, so the only means of combat is through insults and rap battles.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "[WP] Faster than light communication becomes possible, and humanity establishes contact with a hostile alien species that immediately declares war; however, neither we nor they have access to faster than light travel, so the only means of combat is through insults and rap battles.\n\n[removed]",
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2014-09-30T07:08:06 | 2014-09-30T06:50:11 | 88 | 50 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths, one man's clock only says ERROR",
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"content": "I've seen them all. Individuals, families, generations. They come and go. I've lost so many loved ones that I can no longer love. They say the h... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths, one man's clock only says ERROR",
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"content": "They say it's comforting to know... you know... when. Everyone else knows. My wife knows. She's going in a few days. She checked her clock, and ... |
2021-01-11T16:28:43 | 2021-01-11T12:28:19 | 221 | 153 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are endurance hunters. Which is not a trait anyone would expect to come into play in an interplanetary war.",
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"content": "The invasion has failed.\n\nIt has been four planetary rotations since the elite Xhloran Expeditionary force made landfall on the pl... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are endurance hunters. Which is not a trait anyone would expect to come into play in an interplanetary war.",
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"content": "Humanity - Interplanetary Military Report\n\n\\*** MAXIMUM SECURITY ***\n\nSummary Report\n\nThe human attack on the Galfid race has... |
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