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The gap in the us social entrepreneurial startup scene | false |
There are two types of people in this world: those who need closure... | true |
The best ways to tackle your student loan debt | false |
How to skrillex sign his valentine's day cards? i wub wub wub you.... | true |
What has hands but can't clap? stephen hawking | true |
Why is the energizer bunny such a slut? he takes 2 ds at the same time | true |
Last christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day you told me you're gay.... | true |
A new hope with every sunrise for families of the disappeared | false |
What happened when this mom breastfed her baby on live tv | false |
Melinda gates wrote a powerful essay on how birth control empowers women | false |
What state has the smallest soft drinks? minnesota | true |
I beat off with a hammer cuz i'm bad to the bone. | true |
The gop will likely take blame for the shutdown. it may not matter by november. | false |
The most important skill you have but ignore | false |
The health care revolution you haven't heard about | false |
Do you think kanye west will becom president? i don't know. i don't have 2020 vision. | true |
How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles | true |
A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar. | true |
Now with all the kids outside, playing pokemon..... dads and moms can stay inside playing pokemom. | true |
Why does edward never leave russia? he's always snowden. | true |
What did the hobbit say to the japanese man as he was leaving? shirenara! | true |
Congressman calls for investigation into alton sterling shooting | false |
You'll wait longest for the doctor in this state | false |
Trump egregiously misquotes fox news to attack rival | false |
White americans are dying from a surge in 'deaths of despair' | false |
Til supreme court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the caribbean! justice was served. | true |
A compassionate work culture can really benefit the bottom line, too | false |
World's loneliest orca still stuck in america's tiniest tank | false |
I have a solution to procrastination i will tell you tomorrow | true |
Hang a frame with a soda tab instead of a hook for easy leveling (video) | false |
Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster. | true |
I bet if jesus were here right now, he'd be like toilets are amazing. | true |
7 ways to build a community using data-driven narratives | false |
Why did lot leave his wife? she became salty. | true |
The reasons older skiers should not be afraid of the slopes | false |
John legend upgrades 'downton abbey' theme song with honest lyrics | false |
Rod stewart thought it was a good idea to stage a mock beheading in abu dhabi desert | false |
After 55 years, navy gets its first woman seal applicant | false |
Am i a yogi if i'm not a vegetarian? a closer look at ahimsa | false |
It's like grandma always said... in a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs | true |
California wildfires now deadliest in state's recorded history | false |
Small island developing states take up a gigantic challenge | false |
South korea offers talks with defiant north ahead of olympics | false |
Tesla is buying sister company solarcity for $2.6 billion | false |
I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend. i wanted to ruffle her feathers. | true |
Where do amish people go to get medicine? to the farmacy. | true |
'rupaul's drag race' is about to change the way you text forever | false |
What do you call a chilly office? a cubicicle | true |
Don't pay your taxes. get sent to a cool ass prison. boom, now taxes pay you. life hack. | true |
Nothing will stop this toddler from cuddling her bull terrier | false |
Alicia silverstone bares almost all for 'bullet' magazine, talks 'clueless' | false |
Your body's internal clock and how it affects your overall health | false |
Grilled whole fish: the easiest summer cooking method there is (video) | false |
I'm gonna vote for trump at elections... cuz i a'int ever seen a president assassinated | true |
Johnny depp rips off his donald trump makeup in oscar-worthy performance | false |
Today i learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder because it runs in your jeans. | true |
Friday talking points -- best pi day of the century! | false |
Which day do chickens hate the most? friday. | true |
Whenever someone tells me they have an iq of 140, i wonder if that's fahrenheit or centigrade. | true |
More than 24,000 kids go to the hospital for shopping cart-related injuries every year: study | false |
Thanks, mrs. obama, for what you've done for our kids | false |
I never have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo! - revolutionary shorts designer. | true |
House gopers say a secret memo could end the trump-russia probe. their staff wrote it. | false |
Bob dylan nobel silence called 'impolite and arrogant' by academy member | false |
If i had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, i | true |
What do you call an egyptian butt? a sphinxter | true |
The week in arts & culture: bon iver, paul ryan and a cinematic art heist (photos) | false |
I tried to join the local hide and seek club today but i couldn't find them | true |
What is it called when anakin licks padme's butt? an outer-rim job | true |
I'm on pace to see 3.7 million aflac commercials this college football season. | true |
Crossfitter trains with medicine ball taped to his stomach in solidarity with pregnant wife | false |
What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? a cannibull | true |
Tired pilots are falling asleep at the controls | false |
What kind of a joke does a black person not get? dadjokes | true |
Michelle obama fashion vault 2012: all the first lady looks this year (photos) | false |
How to make a tiny apartment feel huge | false |
All parents need access to education data now | false |
If i ever find a dead body while i'm hiking i'm gonna be like finally | true |
What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy | true |
I had chinese german food hour later i was hungry for power | true |
Brain injury rate 7 times greater among u.s. prisoners | false |
Angelica's kitchen teaches classic caribbean cooking in curacao (recipes) | false |
Rethinking red meat as part of a healthy diet (video) | false |
As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... i experience a lot of flexual tension | true |
Why wouldn't the kabuto share his potion? he was a little shellfish. | true |
Woody allen really hopes it’s ok to keep winking at women. women beg to differ. | false |
Police suspect 'serial bomber' in deadly austin attacks | false |
Older couple caught with 60 pounds of pot said it was for holiday gifts: police | false |
What do you call a slutty horse? a whorse | true |
What is h1b for come here often? ? visit this establishment frequently ? | true |
Facing challenge from the right, gop lawmaker pulls support for immigration bill | false |
Plastic surgeon did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? | true |
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy? because he was too far out... (dude). | true |
Mom said i could be anything i wanted to be when i grew up. so i became sarcastic. | true |
Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? he had arachnophobia. | true |
Angry california bees kill dog after hive owner harvests honey | false |
Chita rivera looks back on her storied career at new york’s café carlyle | false |
Pippa middleton visits botox/laser spa in london (photos) | false |
S.w. basics body scrub could get you a boyfriend | false |
Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else. | true |
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