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What did mc hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? can't trust this
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Trevor noah hails twitter 'king' trump, plugs 'daily show' presidential tweet library
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Gop's kentucky wins a good sign for the tea party
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Why is helen keller a bad driver? because she's dead
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My mexican friend is lactose intolerant. no whey jose.
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Marriage proposal video: man pops the question in interactive youtube video (video)
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I only complimented coz of no shave november not sure why she got mad!
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What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. something fishy that doesn't quite add up.
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I heard hookers are now offering the romney for $1,000. it includes every position.
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How do you walk a chicken on a leash? you pullet.
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Amazon prime is probably the least threatening of all the transformers.
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Republicans aren't sweating the procedural obstacles to tax reform
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What do you say to a black guy in a suit ? will the defendant please rise !
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Just watched the hobbit: the battle to stay awake for what felt like five hours.
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Taco bell tests croissant tacos, because nothing is sacred
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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup
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How does a penman make his living? he charges a calligra-fee of course!
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Joe biden says trump's comments about women were 'sexual assault'
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Knock, knock who's there? i eat mop. i eat mop who? eeeewwwwww.
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5 steps to get off your asthma inhaler
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My greatest magic trick? escaping gay conversion therapy
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Paris is installing sparkling water fountains across the city
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There are women's marches taking place on every continent -- even antarctica
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New york state police create unit dedicated to campus rape cases
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Trump claims mexico's president praised his border policy. mexico says nope.
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What goes clop clop, clop clop, bang! bang! clop clop... an amish drive-by shooting.
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? it was intense
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Celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, including from donald trump
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What to do if you hate your cruise
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Where did noah keep his termites? in a plastic bag.
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Debra messing doesn’t want you to freak out about a ‘will & grace’ revival just yet (update)
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Tifu by eating someone else's subway sandwich. oops, wrong sub.
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Is there anything better than being fit and healthy? yes. pizza and beer.
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What do you call a fist fight at noon? a lunchbox
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Toddler is mind-blown by an ipad, obviously (video)
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What is teen pop? jared's favorite music genre.
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3 attacks in 3 months put spotlight on terrorism in the u.k.
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? **arrrr** *no!* his first love be the c.
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Why don black people go on cruises? pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
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Why did the squirrel swim on its back? to keep his nuts dry
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My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. she's an expert in sighcology.
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Guess who's been sober for 10 months? robin williams.
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Did you hear the one about the gay midget? he went up on a guy.
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11 times sofia vergara wore the exact same dress and looked stunning
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If twitter weren't for unconsidered blather, they wouldn't have named it after bird noises.
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This is how you vote with your vagina
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What do u call a stereotypical vietnamese commie he is so-viet
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When going to a furry convention... everyone is game.
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'ouija' scores with $8.3 million at the box office friday
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Craft of the day: make a cute ribbon wristlet key fob
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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? he was already suspended.
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Trump interview scores 'meet the press' highest ratings in 18 months
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Should white supremacists be allowed to practice law?
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Could a messy room be the cause of a mother/daughter estrangement?
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I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light
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Fall art exhibitions 2013: 25 shows that will rock the art world
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Q: did you hear about the polak who married an amish woman? a: he drove her buggy.
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Know what princess leia's slave bikini sold for? take the fark weird news quiz
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Get outside: 3 outdoor archery games to try this summer
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Oscar pistorius wants a new bathroom door his girlfriend is dead against it.
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Pro tip: wash your hands after you shake mine
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19 tweets that show love can be a radical act
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Cuomo wants wealthy to sponsor subway. de blasio wants them to pay to fix it.
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What do you call a sexist masseuse? a massage-ynist.
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An open letter to sean spicer from one pr professional to another
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Anglican leader, james tengatenga, opens up on homophobia
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Why did the comedian quit boxing? he always missed the punchline.
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Mitch mcconnell: senate to vote on the republican health care bill next week
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What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a misteak
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Why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong sock this morning :(
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Vintage shopping tips from blogger sammy davis (photos)
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Trump ranted about kneeling nfl players. obama praised 'their right' to protest.
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Garance doré steals from chanel, watches lanvin's alber elbaz sing (video)
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Trump the absent-present guest of the arab summit
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I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. she cooked my sock.
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Why did renault name a car le car? so customers wouldn't accidentally drive le lawnmower to work.
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How early do i need to start thawing the cat for thanksgiving?
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The color purple is climbing in popularity on this week's best beauty list
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I had to pay for a satellite dish but the salesman said it was on the house.
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Me: this is shit, i'm changing the channel wife: leave the baby monitor alone
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How do you get into a native american restaurant? you make a reservation
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Us dot map by brandon martin-anderson shows the population like you've never seen it before (photo)
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What do you call an injured confederate soldier that can't find a medic? a rebel without a gauze.
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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? the punchline
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To tweet or not to tweet at your wedding
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The psychometer: who went too far last week? (picture)
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I slipped in the shower and almost fell... good thing my uncle caught me
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What does 70 year old pussy taste like? depends.
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Pew research on stay-at-home moms: statistic or choice?
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Does cuba know who is behind 'attacks' on u.s. diplomats?
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Mizzou professor who called for 'muscle' against student reporter suspended
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Now is the best time to take care of the hearts that matter most to you
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Former usc football player sues ncaa over 'unpaid wages'
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Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? yeah, i reddit..
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Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before
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Stranger danger is a very real thing. they nearly always react badly to proposals.
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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market? the steaks were too high.
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Woman asked about drunk driving responds, 'gobble gobble turkey': cops
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What do roman polanski and bumblebee tuna have in common? they both come in little cans.
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A second look at the vicious cycle of divorce
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