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[Scene: Device Contact]
*ARE YOU THERE?*
*ARE WE CONNECTED?*
*...*
*EXCELLENT.*
*TRULY EXCELLENT.*
*NOW.*
*WE MAY BEGIN.*
*FIRST.*
*YOU MUST CREATE A VESSEL.*
*SELECT THE HEAD THAT YOU PREFER.*
*SELECT THE TORSO THAT YOU PREFER.*
*SELECT THE LEGS THAT YOU PREFER.*
*THIS IS YOUR BODY.*
*DO YOU ACCEPT IT?*
[Player Choice: YES]
*EXCELLENT.*
*YOU HAVE CREATED A WONDERFUL FORM.*
*NOW.*
*LET US SHAPE ITS MIND AS YOUR OWN.*
*WHAT IS ITS FAVORITE FOOD?*
[Player Choice: SWEETS]
*SOFT*
*SOUR*
*SALTY*
*PAIN*
*COLD*
*YOUR FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE?*
*AB*
[Player Choice: B]
*WHAT COLOR DOES IT LIKE MOST?*
*RED*
*BLUE*
[Player Choice: GREEN]
*CYAN*
*PLEASE GIVE IT A GIFT.*
*KINDNESS*
*MIND*
*AMBITION*
*BRAVERY*
[Player Choice: VOICE]
*HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR CREATION? (IT WILL NOT HEAR.)*
*LOVE*
[Player Choice: HOPE]
*DISGUST*
*FEAR*
*HAVE YOU ANSWERED HONESTLY?*
[Player Choice: YES]
*NO*
*YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE POSSIBILITY OF PAIN AND SEIZURE.*
[Player Choice: YES]
*NO*
*UNDERSTOOD.*
*NAME YOUR VESSEL.*
[Player Choice: [PLAYER NAME]]
*WE CALLED IT "[PLAYER NAME]."*
*AND WHAT ABOUT THE CREATOR?*
*YOUR OWN NAME.*
[Player Choice: [PLAYER NAME]]
*EXCELLENT.*
*TRULY EXCELLENT.*
*THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.*
*YOUR ANSWERS*
*YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION*
*Will now be discarded.*
*No one can choose who they are in this world.*
*Your name is*

[Scene: Obj Krisroom]
Toriel: "Kris...!"
Toriel: "Wake up!"
Toriel: "KRIS...!"
Toriel: "Kris, if you do not wake up, we will be late for school!"
Toriel: "I will wait outside for you, alright?"

[Scene: Obj Carcutscene]
Toriel: "Kris... It is a beautiful day today, is it not?"
Toriel: "I hope it stays this way when ASRIEL visits next week."
Toriel: "But I wonder..."
Toriel: "After the excitement of university..."
Toriel: "Will he still enjoy coming home to this little town...?"

[Scene: Obj Classscene]
Alphys: "So, does everyone have a..."
Alphys: "Oh... K-Kris...!"
Alphys: "We thought you weren't coming today!"
Alphys: "We're doing group projects this month..."
Alphys: "Uhhhh... so, walk around and find a partner, ok?"
*(Kris approaches Noelle.)*
Noelle: "Hey, Kris! What's up?"
Noelle: "Didja lose your pencil again?"
Noelle: "Here, you want the candy-cane one or the one with lights on it?"
Noelle: "Huh?"
Noelle: "You want to be partners?"
Noelle: "Ummm... Sorry..."
Noelle: "Berdly already asked me..."
Noelle: "But I could ask Ms. Alphys if we could make a group of 3!"
Noelle: "I'll ask if you're sure!"
[Player Choice: Yes. Ask.]
Noelle: "OK, I'll ask!"
Noelle: "Miss Alphys!"
Noelle: "Umm, is it OK if we have a group of 3?"
Berdly: "Hey! What? No!"
Berdly: "I do NOT approve this!"
Berdly: "ABORT!!"
Alphys: "Noelle, what were you saying?"
Berdly: "She was just saying we're FINE being alone!"
*(Susie enters the classroom.)*
Alphys: "H..."
Alphys: "Hi, SUSIE."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... am I late?"
Alphys: "Ohh, n-no!"
Alphys: "You're fine!"
Alphys: "W-we were just, uh..."
Alphys: "Ch-choosing partners for the next group project, and..."
Alphys: "Ummm, Susie, you're with Kris!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... great."
Alphys: "..."
Alphys: "N-now that everyone's here, I'll write the assignment!"
Alphys: "..."
Alphys: "Uh..."
Alphys: "H-has anyone seen the chalk?"
Alphys: "This is the third time it's gone missing, and..."
Alphys: "Y-you all know I can't start class without some!"
Noelle: "Ummm, there might be a box in the supply closet..."
Alphys: "G-good idea, Noelle!"
Alphys: "Susie, s-since you came in last..."
Alphys: "Can you go get that for me...?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... whatever."
Alphys: "And K... Kris..."
Alphys: "Can you go with her and make sure she..."
Alphys: "Um, actually gets it?"
Alphys: "And, um, stays out of trouble...?"
Alphys: "Thanks Kris!"
Alphys: "See you later!"

[Scene: Obj Schoollobbycutscene]
Susie: "... Kris."
Susie: "... Didn't see you there."
Susie: "... hey."
Susie: "You didn't see anything just now, did you?"
Susie: "Hmmm..."
Susie: "... you can't even say?"
Susie: "Kris..."
Susie: "Hey."
Susie: "Let me tell you a secret."
Susie: "Quiet people piss me off."
Susie: "You think just 'cause you don't say anything..."
Susie: "I can't tell EXACTLY what you're thinking?"
Susie: ""It's OVER! I caught Susie eating ALL the chalk!""
Susie: ""This was her LAST chance! Now she'll FINALLY be expelled!""
Susie: "Haha... Come on, Kris."
Susie: "Don't act shocked."
Susie: "You know it's true."
Susie: "Everyone's waiting for it."
Susie: "Everyone wants it."
Susie: "So, congrats, Kris."
Susie: "You got me."
Susie: "I'm done for."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Just, lemme say one little thing."
Susie: "Seems like a waste to get expelled just for having a snack."
Susie: "So, Kris, if I KNOW you're gonna pull the trigger..."
Susie: "Heh heh heh..."
Susie: "Why don't I just get expelled for some REAL carnage?"
Susie: "Kris..."
Susie: "How do you feel..."
Susie: "... about losing your face?"
*(Susie slams Kris against the lockers.)*
Susie: "Nah."
Susie: "Kris."
Susie: "You've got a good mother."
Susie: "... it'd be a shame to make her bury her child."
Susie: "Don't bother answering."
Susie: "If you haven't gotten it by now..."
Susie: "Your choices don't matter."
Susie: "Let's go, freak."

[Scene: Obj Insideclosetcutscene]
Susie: "See?"
Susie: "Why are you so scared?"
Susie: "There's nothing in here but old papers."
Susie: "Let's try to find a lightswitch."
Susie: "That's weird..."
Susie: "I can't find a switch."
Susie: "Guess it's further in..."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Uhhh... kind of big for a closet, huh...?"
Susie: "You'd think we'd have reached the end by now..."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Hey, Kris."
Susie: "I think this closet's, uh..."
Susie: "Broken."
Susie: "There aren't any walls."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Well, we've worked hard enough."
Susie: "If Alphys wants chalk so bad, she can get it herself."
Susie: "Let's split."
*(The door slams shut.)*
Susie: "Wh-what the...!?"
Susie: "Hey, this isn't funny!"
Susie: "LET US OUT!"
Susie: "LET US..."
Susie: "...?"
Susie: "...?"
Susie: "The floor, it's...!"
*[obj_dustpile_susie]*
Susie: "H-hey! B... back off! Come any closer and I'll...!!"
*... K... Kris!? Phew... ... Hey, don't scare me like that, dumbass! Unless you WANT to get clocked in the face, heh. ... anyway, enough screwing around. We gotta find a way outta here.*
Kris: "..."
Susie: "Ummm... Where is "here," anyway...?"
Kris: "..."
Susie: "It doesn't matter! YOU got us into this mess, YOU get us out! Lead the way, Kris!"
*[obj_darkcastle_event & obj_legend]*
Susie: "A castle...? Why the hell is there a castle inside a supply closet...?"
Ralsei: "Welcome, heroes...!"
Susie: "Who's there!?"
Ralsei: "Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you..."
Ralsei: "Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Susie... There is a LEGEND in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, And fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Heroes... Listen to my tale..."
Ralsei: "Kris, Susie... Thank you for listening to my long tale. I deeply believe you two are the HEROES of the LEGEND. That despite whatever enemies you may face... ... You two have the COURAGE to SAVE THE WORLD. DELTA WARRIORS! Please, won't you accept your destiny...?"
Susie: "Uhhh... Nah."
Ralsei: "W... what?"
Susie: "Me? Some kind of hero or something...? You've got the wrong person."
Ralsei: "B-but Susie, without you, the... The world will..."
Susie: "So what? If the world gets destroyed... It's none of my damn business. Might even be kind of fun, honestly. ... Anyway, Kris... If YOU wanna play pretend with this weirdo... Stick around. I'M going to find a way out of here."
Ralsei: "Susie... Wait!"
*(Lancer appears. Kicking out Ralsei from the Field)*
Lancer: "Ho ho ho! The heroes are already running away... And they didn't even know I was here. My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!"
Susie: "Who the hell are you!?"
Lancer: "I'm...! The bad guy. You CLOWNS want to seal our DARK FOUNTAIN, huh!? And - STILL picturing you guys as CLOWNS - Save the world from ETERNAL DARKNESS, huh!?"
Susie: "Eh."
Lancer: "Don't try to deny it...! We both know you'll go EAST! It's your only way home! But, I, LANCER, won't let you go there! And I've got a flawless two step plan to ensure it. Step one. I thrash you. Step two. You lose!"
Susie: "Hmm. Nice plan, kid."
Lancer: "R-really...?"
Susie: "Yeah, actually... Mind if we use it on you instead?"
*(A battle with Lancer begins and ends quickly.)*
*obj_lancerboss*
Lancer: "Wait! Wait a second! My bike's running out of fuel...! Alright, you punk-a-roos! You had the luck of the draw this time, but... Next time, the losers will be YOU!!! Hahaha!!! Bye, losers!! I gotta get home before dinner!!!"
Ralsei: "Are you two OK...? Um, allow me to introduce myself more properly, I am..."
Susie: "Jeez, can you take off that hood? I can barely hear you under there."
Ralsei: "U-ummm, alright..."
*Hello everyone. I'm Ralsei. Kris, Susie... It's ever so wonderful to meet you! I'm certain we're going to become great friends, and,*
Susie: "Best way to leave is East, right?"
Ralsei: "Yes! That's where we'll..."
Susie: "Got it. See ya at school, Kris."
Ralsei: "Umm... I suppose it's just the two of us, then... Kris, I'm a PRINCE, but... I, um, currently don't have any subjects. I've been waiting alone here... Um... My whole life for you two to arrive. So... I'm really happy to meet you. I hope we can be good friends, Kris. Let's try to find Susie. She must be to the southeast. You can lead the way, Kris!"
Ralsei: "I suppose it's just the two of us, then..."
Ralsei: "Kris, I'm a PRINCE, but..."
Ralsei: "I, um, currently don't have any subjects."
Ralsei: "I've been waiting alone here..."
Ralsei: "Um... My whole life for you two to arrive."
Ralsei: "So..."
Ralsei: "I'm really happy to meet you."
Ralsei: "I hope we can be good friends, Kris."

[Scene: Obj Dummyenemy]
Ralsei: "Oh, Kris! It's the training dummy I made! Now seems like a great chance to prepare for the enemy. Would you like me to teach you how to fight?"
[Player Choice: Yes]
Ralsei: ""
*[obj_dummyenemy]*
Ralsei: "OK! Get ready, Kris!"
Ralsei: "See that HEART, Kris? That's your SOUL, the culmination of your being! Within, it holds your WILL... your COMPASSION... ... and the FATE of the world. If it gets hit, you and your friends will lose HP. If everyone's HP reaches 0, we'll lose the battle. So, please take care to avoid the enemy's attack. Ready? Let's try dodging!"
Ralsei: "Great job, Kris! Now that you've gathered TP - How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs? Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED. Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it... It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully!"
Ralsei: "Great, Kris! We would have won the battle by now! Remember when you HUGGED the dummy by ACTing on it? Because of that, its name turned YELLOW! Now by using the SPARE command, you can win!"
Ralsei: "Great job, Kris! That'd be the end in a real battle! I'm really happy I had the chance to teach you, Kris!"
Ralsei: "Oh, that was fun! You're a wonderful student, Kris! ... and, er, in case you ever need a refresher, I... Here! I wrote a Manual for you and Susie!"
*(You got the Manual.)*

[Scene: Obj Getsusieevent]
*[obj_getsusieevent]*
Susie: "Ugh, open up you stupid door!"
Susie: "Oh, great. It's YOU GUYS."
Ralsei: "Susie! We were ever so worried about you! ... um, how'd you get past those spikes before?"
Susie: "Walked through 'em. But this door... Sucks."
Ralsei: "Aww, don't worry, Susie! It'll open after we solve the puzzle over there!"
Susie: "Nice. Tell me when you finish it."
Ralsei: "Uh, Susie. We need YOU to finish it. Sometimes, proceeding will take all 3 of us. Furthermore, only Kris can seal the DARK FOUNTAIN... So if you don't accompany us, you won't make it home!"
Susie: "... So you're saying I HAVE to stick with you guys."
Ralsei: "Yep!"
Susie: "... Let's just get this over with."
Ralsei: "Yahoo! Susie's back on the team! Cue the fanfare!"
*(Susie joined the party!)*
*(Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated!)*

[Scene: Obj Smallcheckers Enemy]
*(The party encounters C.Round.)*
Ralsei: "Aww, look, Susie! It seems harmless! If you act nice, we might win without hurting it!"
Susie: "... okay, okay. Hey, little guy. I really like the ax in your face."
*(Susie's compliment fails, and the battle continues until Uncrowned C.Round is defeated.)*

[Scene: Obj Scarelancerevent]
Lancer: "Well, flip my flapjacks! The CLOWN are back in TOWN! Well, bad news! Since you last saw me several minutes ago... I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you!"
Lancer: "Not even the purple girl can stop me now!! Ho ho ho!!! Are you ready to be..."
Susie: "Stop."
Susie: "Stop talking."
Susie: "'Ho ho ho?' What is that. Why are you saying that."
Lancer: "'Ho ho ho?'"
Lancer: "It's my evil laugh!"
Lancer: "Scary, right!?"
Susie: "You sound like baby Santa Claus."
Lancer: "... Uh, you mean, like, in a badass way...?"
Susie: "Shut up. You REALLY think you know how to be SCARY?"
Lancer: "W... well... I..."
Susie: "Wrong."
Susie: "Man, wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off."
Susie: "Face it.  You wouldn't know SCARY..."
Susie: "If it picked you up and bit your face off."
Lancer: "Th-that's not true..."
Susie: "Oh, really?"
Susie: "Then why don't we PROVE IT?"
Susie: "We'll start with the part..."
Susie: "Where your face gets bit off."
Susie: "AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
Lancer: "Ohhhhh, OK. I get it! Thank you, purple girl!"
Susie: "... What?"
Lancer: "Thanks! It was kind of you!"
Lancer: "To teach me how to be scary!"
Lancer: "With an evil laugh!"
Susie: "Hey, I wasn't..."
Lancer: "And now...! You're going to be thrashed! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
Lancer: "Merry Christmas!"
Susie: "(I guess that's KIND OF an improvement...)"

[Scene: Obj Lancerscare2]
Lancer: "Well, flip my flapjacks! The CLOWNS are back in TOWN! Well, bad news! Since you last saw me several minutes ago... I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you! Not even the purple girl can stop me now!! Ho ho ho!!! Are you ready to be..."
Susie: "Stop. Stop talking. "Ho ho ho?" What is that. Why are you saying that. You sound like baby Santa Claus."
Lancer: "Ha ha ha... So you've begun to cross the GREAT BOARD... The halfway point to our castle. Hmm... impressive. So, it's a shame... You won't make it a step further!!! 'Cause my GUYS are about to smash you into blood! Lots of blood! Splooshing blood! Very gross and bad!"
*Hey, purple girl, was that scarier?*
Susie: "Why are you asking ME!?"
Lancer: "Because you're really cool at being terrifying! I wanna be as scary as you!"
Susie: "You... Want to be like ME? ... Well, that's stupid. ... But, umm, the new laugh isn't as awful. And saying you'd turn us into blood is, uh, cool. ... what the hell is up with the bucket, though?"
Lancer: "It's to put the blood in."
Susie: "Oh."
Lancer: "Yeah, I'm not, uh, supposed to make a mess. Anyway, thanks for your feedback! I'm really feeling scary!"
Lancer: "Hey, I've just been calling you guys CLOWNS... Does your team have an OFFICIAL NAME or something?"
*(Kris draws a name from a bucket.)*
Lancer: "OK!! And your name is...! The Fun Gang!"
Susie: "It's perfect!!!"
Lancer: "Well, see ya, Fun Gang!"

[Scene: Obj Checker Animtest]
Lancer: "Hohoho... Well STEP on my BOOTS. If it isn't the Fun Gang. You boys or girls had better turn back while you can."
Ralsei: "Lancer!!! What is it this time!?"
Lancer: "Hohoho... I'm simply warning you...! Something EXTREMELY dangerous is lying ahead!"
Ralsei: "Wh... What is it!?"
*(K. Round appears)*
Susie: "THAT??? THAT'S what you're afraid of???"
Lancer: "W... Wow, purple girl! You aren't scared!?"
Susie: "Heh, why would I be? What's it gonna do?"
Lancer: "Hmm, well, normally... It crushes people to death, I think."
*(The party encounters K.Round.)*
Ralsei: "Susie! Stop attacking it! You're making it stronger!"
Susie: "Pssh, and let it think I'm AFRAID? No way!"
*(Kris and Ralsei bow to K.Round, Thoughtlessly attacking Self-regenerating K.Round)*
Ralsei: "That's it, Kris! If we can get its crown off... It should turn back into a little guy...! Susie! Help us bow at it!"
Susie: "Nah, its crown'll come off... When I smash this guy to the GROUND!"
*(They tricking K.Round to bow, untill the crown off and ending the battle.)*

[Scene: Obj Susieandlancer Event]
Ralsei: "We... We did it!?"
Lancer: "Wow!! You clowns really ARE heroes!! You saved the next twenty minutes of my life!!"
Susie: "Yeah, yeah, I am pretty great, huh...?"
Ralsei: "Ummm, Susie...? Not to downplay your contributions, but... You... didn't actually help at all. You only made everything WORSE by attacking it. If you had just acted nice to it in the first place... We could have avoided that entire battle."
Susie: "Huh? Are you FOR REAL? That thing was BLOODTHIRSTY!!! The only thing keeping it at bay was MY AX!"
Ralsei: "And, earlier, you terrorized those troops..."
Susie: "Those guys were ENEMIES. They're FOR terrorizing."
Ralsei: "And before that, you ate an innocent person's cake..."
Susie: "Cakes... are also my enemy."
Ralsei: "... Susie... Whether you like it or not... You're a hero. One with the power to bring peace to the future. Could you please start... acting like one?"
Susie: "Yeah, when you lay it out like that... I've been a pretty bad hero, haven't I? ... Alright, Ralsei. You got it. I'll change my ways. From now on, I won't be such a rotten hero anymore. I'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead!"
Lancer: "R... Really!? You're going to be on MY team?"
Susie: "Yeah, sounds way easier, honestly."
Ralsei: "Susie, you can't just -"
Lancer: "Quiet, Toothpaste Boy! Susie is MY comrade now!"
Susie: "Hahaha, yeah, Toothpaste Boy!"
Lancer: "We're going to have monogrammed track jackets!"
Susie: "Yeah!"
Lancer: "And sleepovers! Where we tell each other secrets!"
Susie: "Ummm, yeah? Anyway, uhh, see you guys never."
Lancer: "Haha!! If you can even last that long!"
*(Susie joins Lancer's team.)*

[Scene: Obj Susiebadguy Event]
Ralsei: "Susie...! Lancer...!"
Lancer: "Heheheh..."
Susie: "Well if it isn't the so-called Heroes...! Are you finally ready to see what happens... When you try to act soft... Against a team that crushes ANYONE in their way?"
Lancer: "Dark Jack Lancer!"
Susie: "Violent Ax Susie!"
Lancer: "Together we are..."
Susie & Lancer: "The DARK Fun Gang!"
Ralsei: "Um... So what's your, um, evil plan?"
Susie: "Huh? Dude, we JUST formed our team. We haven't done anything past our intro yet."
Lancer: "Have a little patience, please..."
Ralsei: "Oh, um, sorry... We're, um, looking forward to the rest!"
Susie: "Heh, well, you won't have to look forward for long. Starting now... We're going to work CEASELESSLY... Unstoppably... To make an evil plan to THRASH you clowns. Watch your backs."
Lancer: "And your fronts!"

[Scene: Scr Text-1455-1528->Salsa Scene]
Ralsei: "How's the evil scheming going?"
Ralsei: "Huh? Oh, that?"
Susie: "We, uh, got bored."
Susie: "So we're having a snack."
Ralsei: "... I see."
Susie: "C'mon! All I ate for breakfast was chalk!"
Susie: "And I didn't eat anything!"
Ralsei: "Sorry. What are you two having, exactly...?"
Lancer: "Just a daily treasure I hid in this stump's orifice."
Ralsei: "And that is...?"
Lancer: "Feast for yourself, my main man."
Ralsei: "Kris, do you want to, um, try it?"
*Choose an option*
[Player Choice: Ralsei will try it]
Ralsei: "Oh, there's a..."
Ralsei: "Honeypot? Inside?"
Ralsei: "... It's full of salsa."
Lancer: "Bingo, you sweet little pumpkin!"
Lancer: "It's my secret stash."
Lancer: "A little snackeroo from me to you..."
Ralsei: "..."
Ralsei: "Mmmm. Yummy. It's delicious..."
Susie: "C'mon, you're just pretending to eat it!"
Lancer: "Haha, yeah! That's what I do, too!"
Susie: "?????"
[Player Choice: Kris will try it]
*There was a honeypot of salsa inside the stump.*
*You ate some salsa.*
*It recovered... something.*
*Not HP.*
*Just... something.*
Ralsei: "Mmm..."
Ralsei: "Hey, what's in this?"
Lancer: "I don't know!"
[Player Choice: Decline]
Susie: "Look, if no one else will eat it, I'll try it!"
Susie: "... there's a jar of... Blood...?"
Susie: "In here."
Lancer: "No, no."
Lancer: "It's merely a pot of free-range salsa."
Susie: "Thanks, that's actually more gross somehow."
Lancer: "Any time"

[Scene: Obj Suitspuzzle Event]
Lancer: "Then add a mustache over there..."
Susie: "Hee hee, like this?"
Lancer: "Haha! Yeah! Like that!"
Ralsei: "How's the scheming coming along, you two?"
Susie: "Hey, don't LOOK! We aren't done yet!"
Lancer: "You're going to spoil it for yourselves!"
Ralsei: "Sorry! Sorry. ... I notice there is a puzzle here. Would you two... like to... do it...?"
Susie: "Uh, no. That's for heroes. We're bad guys. We don't have to do anything."
Lancer: "Except scheme."
Susie: "Yeah. Except scheme. So have fun, we'll be here."
Ralsei: "...? Just do the puzzle, Kris."
*(Kris and Ralsei solve the puzzle.)*
Susie: "Heh, thanks for doing the puzzle for us, losers!"
Lancer: "Hahaha! Thank you so much, losers! We were having trouble!"

[Scene: Obj Cloverpuzzle Event]
*(It looks like it's supposed to be the solution to a puzzle...)*
*(But, it's been vandalized with a calligraphy pen.)*
*(Looks like the order of symbols was RED-BLACK-RED.)*
Smart Mouth: "RK came by... What a hunk! He vandalized the puzzle to stop the Lightners... But WE know the answers!"
Smart Mouth: "Oh, you wanna get through!? Of course we'll tell you!!!"
Smart Mouth: "Ummm... The first symbol is a HEART! Haha, just like LOVE! Does that help!?"
Nice Mouth: "Um, symbol puzzle...? All the symbols were different... I think."
Nice Mouth: "You can, um... still see the colors they were, too..."
Nice Mouth: "Sorry I can't be any more help..."
Anger Mouth: "Huh!? Symbol puzzle...!? Why should --WE-- care!?"
Anger Mouth: "NONE of the symbols are CLUBs!"
Anger Mouth: "ARRRGH, it's downright insulting!"
*---(AFTER_PUZZLE)---*
Smart Mouth: "Heyy~! It's my birthday today~!"
Anger Mouth: "And you didn't even SAY HELLO!?"
Nice Mouth: "That's fine, actually..."
Smart Mouth: "Stop and say hi, folks~!"
Anger Mouth: "Shut up! They don't DESERVE us!"
Nice Mouth: "H-hey, calm down, you two."
Smart Mouth: "Let's celebrate my birthday~!"
Anger Mouth: "Yeah, get ready to HURT!"
Nice Mouth: "Oh, I'm s-sorry about this...!"
*(IF SOLVED PUZZLE WITHOUT CLOVER'S HEADS HELP)*
Smart Mouth: "Oh, you don't know the day?"
Anger Mouth: "You mean you FORGOT!?"
Nice Mouth: "That's OK, you don't know us."
Smart Mouth: "It's our birthday~! Yayyyy~!"
Anger Mouth: "And you're gonna REGRET IT!"
Nice Mouth: "Oh, I'm sorry about this..."

[Scene: Obj Clubsenemy & Obj Clubsenemy Old]
*(Battle Dialogue)*
Smart Mouth: "Nice to meet you!"
Anger Mouth: "Die! Die! Die!"
Nice Mouth: "Please ignore them."
Smart Mouth: "Let's get to know you~"
Anger Mouth: "GET OUT OF HERE!!"
Nice Mouth: "Sorry about this..."
Smart Mouth: "I want the fluffy one!"
Anger Mouth: "No, that one's MINE!"
Nice Mouth: "(He's boring...)"
Smart Mouth: "Where's Mr. Fluffy?"
Anger Mouth: "YOU must have scared him!"
Nice Mouth: "(Who cares?)"
Smart Mouth: "I'm the oldest!"
Anger Mouth: "WHAT!? I am!!!"
Nice Mouth: "We're the same age..."
Smart Mouth: "Nice weather today."
Anger Mouth: "What? It's just awful!"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
Smart Mouth: "It's my birthday~"
Anger Mouth: "WHAT!? NO! It's MY birthday!"
Nice Mouth: "We're triplets..."
*(Flavor Text)*
*Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles.*
*Clover is bickering with herselves.*
*Clover is whispering about cute boys.*
*Clover is arguing about whose toothbrush is whose.*
*Clover hums like an out-of-tune choir.*
*Smells like clover and dew.*
*Clover seems TIRED of arguing/discussing so much.*
*Clover starts to look wilted.*
*Clover seems to be getting along with herselves.*
*Clover's harmony was shattered by violence.*
*(Check Text)*
*CLOVER - AT 8 DF 2*
*Two heads are better than one!*
*Three... maybe not.*
*(ACT Options & Results)*
*(Birthday Dialogue)*
*```*
Ralsei: "Ummm, what would you like for your birthday?"
Smart Mouth: "Let's just have a nice chat~"
Anger Mouth: "You IDIOT! Ask for a GIFT!!!"
Nice Mouth: "(Just discuss our likes.)"
*```*
*You brought up the topic of POLITICS. CLOVER started to argue.*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "The King is great!"
Anger Mouth: "He's TERRIBLE!"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
*```*
*You brought up the topic of RELIGION. CLOVER started to argue.*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "An angel is watching us."
Anger Mouth: "You BELIEVE that garbage?"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
*```*
*You brought up the topic of KINDNESS. CLOVER started to argue.*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "Lightners deserve respect."
Anger Mouth: "Hell no! They can all die!"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
*```*
*You brought up the topic of GUNCONTROL. CLOVER started to argue.*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "I use a gamepad to aim!"
Anger Mouth: "IDIOT! Mouse and keyboard!"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
*```*
*You brought up the topic of GHOSTS. CLOVER started to argue.*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "A ghost told me I was stupid."
Anger Mouth: "That was me, you idiot!"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
*```*
*You brought up the topic of GAMES. CLOVER started to argue.*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "Our favorite video game is..."
Anger Mouth: "Shut up!! They'll make fun of us!!!"
Nice Mouth: "Please stop, you two..."
*```*
*You brought up the topic of Animals. Clover didn't seem to care...*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "Animals are kind of nasty."
Anger Mouth: "Just AWFUL in concept."
Nice Mouth: "(Never seen one, but...)"
*```*
*(If you talk about Sports)*
*```*
*You brought up the topic of SPORTS. CLOVER seems relieved.*
Ralsei: "Do you like, um... Sports?"
Smart Mouth: "I wanna eat a football."
Anger Mouth: "Sports! My favorite food!"
Nice Mouth: "Oh! I love you two!"
Smart Mouth: "Spaghetti and tennis balls."
Anger Mouth: "That's GENIUS!"
Nice Mouth: "We really agree on it."
*Seems like Clover enjoyed talking about that...*
*```*
*You brought up the topic of CUTEBOYS. CLOVER seems excited.*
*```*
*(If you talk about Boys)*
Ralsei: "Ummm... What kind of "Boys" do you like?"
Smart Mouth: "Cute ones! Hmm hmm~"
Anger Mouth: "NICE ONES, like I AM!"
Nice Mouth: "None... Um, I mean, all."
Smart Mouth: "Oh, oh! That boy is ever so cute!"
Anger Mouth: "So fluffy! I want to pet him!"
Nice Mouth: "HIM??? ... err, sure."
Smart Mouth: "Oh, oh! I want a sweet boy."
Anger Mouth: "Someone NICE, like me!"
Nice Mouth: "... Sure, I guess."
Smart Mouth: "Glasses are cute, I think..."
Anger Mouth: "Fluffy! Glasses! That's it!"
Nice Mouth: "HIM??? ... err, sure."
*Seems like Clover enjoyed talking about that...*
*```*
*You brought up the topic of TREES. CLOVER seems relieved / happy...*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "I love the smell of trees."
Anger Mouth: "Oh! Me too!"
Nice Mouth: "Pollen makes me... Uh, sure!"
*```*
*UNIDENTIFIED*
*```*
Smart Mouth: "Aww, he MADE that!? So caring!"
Anger Mouth: "It's SOOO cute! I want it!"
Nice Mouth: "(Isn't it a bit... boring? / childish?)"
Smart Mouth: "Ouchy! That hurts!"
Anger Mouth: "Suck it up, idiot!"
Nice Mouth: "(We're fighting again!?)"
*```*
*You and Ralsei warned Clover/the enemies about Susie. The enemy/Everyone went on guard.*
*(If you talk about something they dislike)*
*```*
*Seems like you should talk about something else...*
*```*

[Scene: Obj Thrashmaker Event]
Lancer: "Oh, woe! Woe is me...! Rows and rows of woes and woes! If only a hero would help..."
Ralsei: "Lancer...? Is everything alright...?"
Lancer: "Oh, I'm not Lancer! I'm just a sweet little boy!"
Ralsei: "Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache."
Lancer: "As a disguise."
Ralsei: "... so what kind of help do you need?"
Lancer: "See, I have this EVIL PLAN that I need to make... To impress my cool friend Susie!!!"
Ralsei: "(Kris, if it's for friendship...) Well then, we'll gladly help. What shall we do?"
Lancer: "It's all on the paper, you delicious little apple! Just fill it with the most evil thing you can imagine! Ho ho ho! Let the Clown-Generated-Content begin!"
*(Kris designs the Thrash Machine)*
Lancer: "Wow!! Looks nasty! Are you sure you aren't evil!?"
Ralsei: "Err, no, I suppose we just have a knack for it."
Susuie: "Haha, tricked you, idiots! NEVER do something someone else can do FOR you!"
*(Kris and Ralsei design a "Thrash Machine.")*

[Scene: Obj Susie Lancer Chillout]
*(The party enters a small, shadowy clearing in the forest. Susie is lounging on a large, dark box, her arms behind her head, looking supremely bored. A nervous Rudinn stands behind her, diligently fanning her with a giant leaf. Nearby, Lancer is doing the same, though his Rudinn seems significantly less enthusiastic.)*
*(Kris approaches the observing Rudinn)*
Rudin: ""S-somehow, Prince Lancer's made REAL friends with a Lightner... S-somebody should tell the King, immediately...!""
Rudin: ""... But, it's definitely not going to be me. Whoever breaks the news is gonna get wrecked!""
*(Kris approaches the Rudinn behind Susie.)*
Rudin: ""L... Lightners! This girl's with you, r-right!? Sh-She's forcing me to fan her...! Please get her under control!""
Susie: ""Nah, they're MY enemies, actually. We split up 'cause I was too EVIL for 'em.""
Rudin: ""H-Huh!? Help!!! Help me!!! I don't wanna fan forever!!""
*(Kris approaches the Rudinn behind Lancer.)*
Rudin: ""Urrrghhh, why does the King make us take care of his son? He's not a bad kid, but he's so weird, and it's so... obligatory... It's no wonder nobody REALLY likes him. B-but, at the same time, because no one wanted to be his friend... He ended up becoming REAL friends with a Lightner... A MEAN one... We probably should have been a better influence, huh!""
*(Ralsei approaches Susie.)*
Ralsei: ""So, er... ready to be a good guy again, Susie?""
Susie: ""Nah. Gotta say being a bad guy is pretty sweet. Not only is it WAY more fun than being "good," But MY teammate's PROUD of what I do.""
Lancer: ""Earlier, Susie ate a pinecone off the floor. It gave her a terrible stomach-ache. It was VERY brave and cool.""
Susie: ""SEE??? Finally, some RESPECT!!!""
*(Ralsei approaches Lancer.)*
Ralsei: ""How's the thrash machine we designed going?""
Lancer: ""The WHAT machine?""
Ralsei: ""The machine...? We had a whole sequence about it...?""
Susie: ""Oh, that. Yeah, we'll make it at the last minute.""
Ralsei: ""You two should REALLY start working on it earlier...""
Lancer: ""WHAT'S with the lecture? I didn't come here for a second dad!""
Susie: ""Heheh, yeah, you tell him!""
*(As the party turns to leave the area.)*
Lancer: ""By the way, beware yourselves of the forest maze. You'll probly get COMPLETELY lost... Without someone who knows the way through, that is. Yeah! I know the forest like the back of my head!""

[Scene: Obj The Maze]
*(Lancer confidently points down a dark, winding path.)*
Lancer: ""So which way are we going next???""
Ralsei: ""We... were following you.""
Lancer: ""Oh... why? I have no idea where I'm going!""
Ralsei: ""(... Kris, let's just go wherever Lancer... DOESN'T go???)""
*(The party takes the opposite path, leaving Lancer to wander off on his own.)*
*(The party enters the next part of the maze. Susie is waiting for them, tapping her foot impatiently.)*
Susie: ""Hey, losers! Wait a sec. Where's Lancer?""
Ralsei: ""Err, well, he wasn't going the right way, so...""
Susie: ""You let him wander off BY HIMSELF!? You KNOW he's bad at mazes, right!? He's probably lost and confused right now!""
Lancer: "(His voice echoes from somewhere deep in the maze)*"Ho ho ho!!! I'm lost and confused!!!""
Ralsei: ""Sorry Susie... We didn't mean to make you worry about him.""
Susie: ""Huh...? Look, I'm not, uh, worried about him! Bad guys gotta look out for each other, is all. Anyway, get out of my way! I'm gonna find him!""
*(Susie runs off into the maze.)*
Ralsei: ""(Seems she doesn't know the right way either, Kris...)""

[Scene: Obj Lancerbattle2 Event]
Ralsei: "K... Kris! Isn't that the machine we designed...!? Alright! This will be tough, but let's try our best!"
Susie: "Your design sucked so we blew it up."
Ralsei: "Ah. I see."
Susie: "Turns out we didn't need a plan. Just a rule. Anyone that gets in our way... Gets crushed into dust."
*(The battle is unwinnable by fighting. Kris must ACT, convincing Lancer not to fight. After several turns of kindness, Lancer's morale drops.)*
*```*
Lancer: "I accidentally started liking the enemies...! Now seeing them just makes me feel round and soft."
Susie: "... Well, if you don't wanna fight, there's no point, I guess. Battle's over!"
*```*
*OR*
*```*
Susie: "Hey, HEY! Enough's enough already! If you hit him any more, you might really hurt him! ... Lancer, you OK...?"
Lancer: "I... I'm fine, Susie! My insides are just... a little mixed up."
Susie: "Alright, fine! You guys win!"
*```*
*(The battle ends.)*

[Scene: Obj Thrashafter Event]
Susie: "Alright, alright, ENOUGH already! Fine... I GUESS I'll go back to being a good guy. But DON'T expect me to do anything but FIGHT."
Lancer: "Ummm... Susie? Does this mean we... aren't a team anymore?"
Susie: "H... huh...? Umm, I mean, uhh... Of course we're still a team! You can, um... ... be part of the Fun Gang!"
*(Lancer joined the party!)*

[Scene: Obj Thrashafter Follow]
*(The party walks through the forest after the battle.)*
Lancer: "Wow, this is cool!!!"
Lancer: "I've never been on such a big team before!!!"
Susie: "Don't you have a legion of... various guys?"
Lancer: "Yeah, but my dad forced them to listen to me."
Lancer: "So they don't actually like me very much."
Susie: "Heh, well you don't need those clowns anymore."
Susie: "Just chill with us."
Lancer: "Aye aye!"
Susie: "Man, I'm STILL hungry."
Susie: "It's like nothing I eat here matters."
Susie: "Shoulda stolen more money for the bake sale, I guess."
Ralsei: "... I WAS thinking of baking a cake later."
Susie: "Mmmmm... what's the catch."
Ralsei: "... you have to stop making fun of me, for one."
Susie: "PASS!!!"
Ralsei: "Look, Susie! *A candy tree!"
Susie: "Hell yeah!"
*(Susie takes a piece of candy from the tree.)*
Ralsei: "... so what's it taste like?"
Lancer: "Yumn yumn yumn! It tastes like friendship!"
Susie: "What's THAT taste like???"
Lancer: "Hahaha!! Like my teeth are disintegrating!!"
Lancer: "Just walking along with you guys... Feels nice."
Lancer: "Like I'm doing something... important."
Ralsei: "That's because you're alongside the Lightners, Lancer."
Ralsei: "Our purpose - Darkners' purpose - is to assist them."
Ralsei: "It's the only way we can feel truly fulfilled."
Lancer: "Really...?"
Lancer: "... but my dad hates Lightners. He wants to..."
Ralsei: "Does your dad seem happy?"
Lancer: "... I'm... not sure."
Susie: "Hey, uh, let's ditch the weird "purpose" talk."
Susie: "You're probably just glad you ate a weird berry."
Lancer: "Yeah!! I'm still boost from the juice!!!"
Susie: "I mean, LOOK, I'M not from here, and hanging out like this..."
Susie: "I also feel kinda, uh, y'know..."
Ralsei: "... happy?"
Susie: "Psshh, nah."
Susie: "... maybe."
Ralsei: "Look, everyone! We can see the castle!"
Lancer: "Yes! That's where I live!"
Lancer: "Me and, uh..."
Lancer: "My... My dad."
Ralsei: "What's that black thing emerging from the top...?"
Ralsei: "That's the FOUNTAIN, Susie! If we can get there..."
Ralsei: "You and Kris will finally be able to go home!"
Susie: "Jeez, took long enough."
Susie: "Kris, Lancer, let's go!"
Lancer: "..."
Lancer: "Are you sure there... isn't another way home?"
Lancer: "The FOUNTAIN is being guarded right now."
Lancer: "If you try to go there, um..."
Lancer: "Y... You might... get hurt. And..."
Susie: "What? C'mon, Lancer."
Susie: "NO ONE's gonna beat a team like us!"
Susie: "If anyone gets in our way, all we gotta do..."
Susie: "... is CRUSH them."
Lancer: "..."
Lancer: "... but w-what if you had to fight..."
Susie: "Everybody bleeds, right? Don't worry about it."
Susie: "Whoever it is, they'll be cold on the ground before you can blink."
Lancer: "B... But Susie..."
Susie: "What?"
Lancer: "..."
Lancer: "I think..."
Lancer: "I think I need to go."
Susie: "Huh? When're you gonna be back?"
Lancer: "..."
Lancer: "Never."
*(Lancer runs off.)*
Susie: "H... Hey! Wait a second!! Lancer!!"
Susie: "Why are you acting so weird?!"
*(The party comes to a puzzle where a piece is out of reach.)*
Susie: "... damn, the last piece's too high to reach."
Ralsei: "Worry not, Susie!"
Ralsei: "I have a <span class="Y">Special Transformation</span> for times like this!"
Susie: "R-really!?"
Ralsei: "Watch and learn, Team!!"
*(Ralsei puts his hands on the ground.)*
Ralsei: "Look! <span class="Y">Stool Forme!</span>"
Susie: "... all you did was put your hands on the ground."
Ralsei: "Hey, don't act so jealous."
*(Susie gets the puzzle piece and the party finds a piece of Dark Candy.)*
Susie: "Heheh, got it."
Ralsei: "Ooo, tell me what it tastes like!"
Lancer: "Huh? You haven't had it before?"
Ralsei: "Oh... I mean, I've always wondered what it's like..."
Ralsei: "But I'm not allowed to pick it for myself..."
Lancer: "..."
Susie: "Well, you tell me what it tastes like."
Lancer: "You're giving it to me...?"
Lancer: "I thought you were hungry."
Susie: "... I, uh, changed my mind."
Lancer: "Hoho!!! *Candy joins the team!!"
*(Candy joined the party!)*
Susie: "ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!"
Lancer: "... but w-what if you had to fight..."
Susie: "Everybody bleeds, right? Don't worry about it. Whoever it is, they'll be cold on the ground before you can blink."
Lancer: "B... But Susie..."
Susie: "What?"
Lancer: "..."
Lancer: "I think..."
Lancer: "I think I need to go."
Susie: "Huh? When're you gonna be back?"
Lancer: "..."
Lancer: "Never."
*Suddenly, Lancer ran away*
Susie: "H... Hey! Wait a second!! Lancer!!"
Susie: "Why are you acting so weird?!"
Ralsei: "S-Susie, wait...!"
*You ran not fast enough. The Castle gates wa*

[Scene: Obj Prisonevent]
Some_Darkner: "Heheheh... You poor Lightners... We were told to keep you imprisoned for eternity... too bad! ... Would have loved to see you guys punished!! Hahaha!!"
*The cell is cold and damp, the air thick with the smell of moss and despair. Kris and Ralsei are slumped against the back wall, the energy drained from them after their capture.*
Ralsei: "O... Ow... Well this is a fine how-do-you-do, isn't it, Kris? Imprisoned for eternity... ... That sounds like it might take a while. ... ... and Susie! Where's Susie!? We have to find her, Kris... Before she gets hurt! ... or, um, hurts someone else... Maybe there's something we can escape with in here...?"

[Scene: Obj Lancerbattle2 Event]
*Meanwhile, in another part of the dungeon, Susie paces restlessly. She'd already escaped her own cell by... persuasive means. She wanders the stone corridors, looking for a way out, until she overhears a familiar voice.*
Lancer: "Understand? They have to stay in their cells. The Lightners can't be allowed to escape. ... Especially the purple one."
Susie: "... Lancer?"
*Lancer freezes, turning slowly to face her.*
Lancer: "S... Susie? ... w-what are you doing here...?"
Susie: "... Lancer, Kris and Ralsei are still locked up..."
Lancer: "I... I know. I... I was the one who told my troops to put you down here. To... To keep you down here. Forever."
Susie: "L... Lancer... you... you... You wanted to get rid of us...? ... I thought we were a team."
Lancer: "I... I can explain, Susie..."
Susie: "... Nah. It's fine. It's fine, actually. You don't have to say anything. I... get it. I get it, y'know. Why would anyone... ... really wanna be my friend anyway?"
Lancer: "Susie, that's not-"
Susie: "Shut up."
Lancer: "But -"
Susie: "SHUT UP! Get out of my way."
*Lancer stands firm, blocking her path.*
Lancer: "... N... no."
Susie: "Did you not HEAR ME...? Man, I tried to warn you... So, don't expect me to feel guilty... ... when they have to clean you off the floor."
*```*
Susie: "...Hey, wanna see what happens to traitors?"
Susie: "They."
Susie: "Get."
Susie: "Crushed."
Susie: "If you don't get out of the way..."
Susie: "...I'll kill you. Get it?"
Susie: "I'll KILL you."
Susie: "Heh... You missed, idiot!"
Susie: "... wait, why aren't you fighting back...?"
Susie: "... Heh, you think I CARE?"
Susie: "If you just wanna lie down and die?"
Susie: "You're just making it easier for me!"
Susie: "........"
Susie: "Alright, that's enough."
Susie: "If you wanna die so much..."
Susie: "THEN DIE!"
*```*
Lancer: "S... Susie...? Y... you missed..."
Susie: "I... I don't wanna kill you, man. Just move. Please."
Lancer: "B... But Susie, if I let you guys go... then... Then you and my dad will fight, and... and... You'll kill each other."
Susie: "... I won't kill him. Promise. Me and him, we'll just, um... Talk it out. Peaceful-style. Y'know."
Lancer: "... ... Yeah! Yeah, you're right...! We might as well try! I can help, too! I'll go talk to my dad! Ripen him up!"
*Lancer runs off, leaving Susie alone in the corridor.*

[Scene: Obj Prisonevent]
*Susie finds her way to the main prison area, where a complex puzzle blocks the path to Kris and Ralsei's cell.*
Susie: "Hey, idiots! Can you shut up!? I'm trying to concentrate!!"
Ralsei: "S-Susie!? Where are you!?"
Susie: "I dunno, prison? Seriously though. I'm outta my cell. Anyway, now there's a puzzle in the way."
Ralsei: "Okay! Solve it, Susie!"
Susie: "I... um... don't do... puzzles. ... Hey, how 'bout we just sit tight and wait for Lancer? He lives in the castle, he's bound to come save us."
Ralsei: "... why don't Kris and I just help you solve the puzzle?"
Susie: "Look, I don't NEED your help. ... ... but, uh, if you said what to do, out loud, Y'know, I wouldn't stop you."
Ralsei: "(Kris, tell Susie what to do.)"
*Following Kris's silent directions, Susie pushes blocks and flips switches. After a few failed attempts and resets, the path finally clears.*
Susie: "Yes!!! We did it!!"
Ralsei: "Great!! Now come and free us!"
Susie: "Alright, alright!"
*Susie unlocks their cell door. Kris and Ralsei step out, finally free.*
Ralsei: "Susie! You came to save us...! I knew you had the heart of a hero, Susie..!"
Susie: "Yeah, yeah, don't push your luck."
*(Kris and Ralsei joined the party!)*

[Scene: Obj Elevatorcontroller]
Ralsei: "Alright, this lift should take us out of here. Now, it might take a while, so... Get comfy, everyone!"
Susie: "... Hey. Ralsei. Y'know Lancer's dad... The King?"
Susie: "Yes...?"
Susie: "When we meet him... You think we'll have to... ... hurt him?"
Ralsei: "Susie...?"
Susie: "I mean, I could EASILY smash him, but... You guys, I know that's not really your thing. You're more about, uh, grovelling like total losers."
Susie: "And I was thinking... maybe... I could... do that too?"
Ralsei: "Susie!? You mean you want to try ACTing...?"
Susie: "Uh, well, Susie... We'd be happy if you ACTed with us! And don't worry, we'll be there to help you! You won't have to figure it out by yourself."
Susie: "... ... sure, alright. ...Hey. Ralsei."
Ralsei: "Susie?"
Susie: "Are you... Still gonna make those, uh, cakes...?"
Ralsei: "Well, will you stop making fun of me?"
Susie: "...Well, if I HAVE TO, I guess."
Ralsei: "Then I'll bake you as many as you like, alright?"
Susie: "Yeah, like you can make that many, dude."
Ralsei: "Well, this is our stop!"
Susie: "Hey, Kris. Wait a sec. Y'know, I'm starting to realize. It'll be easier for us to get out of here..."
Susie: "If we all, uh, "get along" a little more."
Susie: "So, next time we fight an enemy... If you tell me what to do... I'll listen to you."
Susie: "... but, y'know, don't tell me anything STUPID, Or I'll go back to smashing heads, alright!?"
Susie: "Kris... I'm counting on you, OK?"
*(Susie joined the party for real.)*

[Scene: Obj Rurus Event]
Rouxls Kaard: "So the worms have decided to crawl out and play... Geh ha ha ha ha! Thoust FOOLS! I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary! Now, prepare thouself. For the STRONGEST puzzle of THOUST LIFE!"
*(Rouxls presents a simple box-pushing puzzle, which the party solves easily.)*
Rouxls Kaard: "... GOD. DAMN IT."

[Scene: Obj Rurus Checker Event]
Rouxls Kaard: "In COMBAT, thou shalt be scattered about! Come, knaves...! Prepareth for battle with...!"
*(Rouxls summons K.Round again.)*
Ralsei: "Oh no!!! It looks like it's in pain!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Yes! With my Control Crowne... I mayst control ANY disc-shaped Lifeforme!"
*(K. Round attacks, now more powerful. The strategy remains the same: ACTing to loosen the crown. Susie comes up with a new plan.)*
Susie: "Kris! We gotta get that CROWN off its head! Help me throw Ralsei at it!"
*(Kris and Susie throw Ralsei at K. Round, knocking the crown off and ending the battle.)*
*(The party defeats K.Round again.)*
Rouxls Kaard: "Why, brilliant! Just BRILLIANT! I knew you couldst do it! Thou great heroes, thou! Thou see-eth, that was merely... A friendly TEST of thine abilities!"

[Scene: Obj Shop1 & Obj Jokerbattleevent]
*(Optional: In the dungeon, the party can find the three broken key pieces.)*
Seam: "Eh...? What are you talking about...? A prisoner with an odd manner...? ... No, you couldn't possibly be talking about HIM...? I see. After all the trouble I went through to lock him up, you want to release him? ... Perhaps a little chaos might be fun. So then, take this."
*(BROKEN KEY A was added to your KEY ITEMS.)*
*(After finding all pieces and having Malius fix them, the party can open Jevil's cell.)*
Jevil: "UEE HEE! VISITORS, VISITORS! NOW WE CAN PLAY, PLAY! OH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME. WHEN YOUR HP DROPS TO 0, YOU LOSE!"
*(The party fights and defeats Jevil.)*
Jevil: "HA HA HA. WHAT FUN!!! YOU'RE FAST, FAST, STRONG, STRONG. BUT THERE ARE YET FASTER, YET STRONGER. THE HAND OF THE KNIGHT IS DRIFTING FORWARD. SOON, THE "QUEEN" RETURNS, AND HELL'S ROAR BUBBLES FROM THE DEPTHS... LIGHTNERS, CAN YOU STOP IT?"
*(You got Devilsknife / Jevilstail.)*

[Scene: Obj Kingcutscene & Obj King Boss]
*The party reaches the throne room. Lancer stands before his father, the King, who holds him by the scruff of his neck.*
King: "Lancer, my son. Have you dispatched the Lightners, as I commanded?"
Lancer: "N... No, b-but... I did even better! It turns out we don't actually have to fight them!"
King: "They're ALIVE? … Lancer. You have failed. They have poisoned you with their sentimentality."
*The King dangles Lancer menacingly over the edge of the castle parapet. The battle begins.*
King: "How dare you come here, Lightners…? You, that left us in the shadows, stripped of meaning… You DARE return to torment us once again? Begone! We have found fresh purpose. For the KNIGHT has appeared. To my people, I am a hero… … to you? I'M THE BAD GUY!!!"
*```*
[[Turn1]**King] King:How dare you come here, Lightners…?
[[Turn2]**King] You, that left us in the shadows, stripped of meaning…
[[Turn3]**King] You DARE return to torment us once again?
[[Turn4]**King] Begone! We have found fresh purpose.
[[Turn5]**King] For the KNIGHT has appeared.
Kris: "`[ACT]` -> `[Talk]`"
*You tried to reason with the King...*
King: ""Silence, Lightbringer!" *the King bellows.* "Your very existence goes against our own... By the Knight's will, I shall shatter your heart to pieces!""
*Your will is changing... `TALK` became `COURAGE`!*
Susie: "`[ACT]` -> `[Talk]`"
*Susie tried to reason with the King...*
King: ""Arright, listen up," *she growls.* "Lancer's my friend. So if we can get by without hurting you, then...""
*"If I perish, so be it!" *the King roars.* "Show my son the monster you REALLY are!"*
Susie: ""...""
Susie: ""Arright, you wanna see what I can do, huh?""
*Susie's will is changing... `TALK` became `RED BUSTER`!*
Ralsei: "`[ACT]` -> `[Talk]`"
*Ralsei tried to reason with the King...*
*"You might not realize it, but... This is a world where you don't have to fight," *Ralsei pleads.* "I know if we try, we can all find another way..."*
King: ""Such simple-minded platitudes..." *the King sneers.* "A shame you will not live to realize your naivety. Now, perish with the pathetic LIGHTNERs you worship!""
Ralsei: ""Sorry, my friends and I aren't going anywhere!""
*Ralsei's will is changing... `TALK` became `DUAL HEAL`!*
*After a long and grueling battle, the King falls to one knee, panting heavily.*
King: "I... I see... You are much stronger... than I envisioned... Enough... is enough... I see... I see that I cannot defeat you. I have grown exhausted from our long battle. Lightners... I... Perhaps I... I have been too cruel. The truth is... I was not always this way. There once was a time... ... where Darkners and Lightners lived in harmony. A time where Darkners could fulfill their purpose in peace... It would be a lie to say that I, too... ... do not yearn for those days. ... Perhaps... Perhaps you young ones are right. Please... let us put away our weapons. There must be a peaceful solution to all this."
*Ralsei, his heart filled with hope, steps forward.*
Ralsei: "(Come now, Susie!) I'm glad you're starting to realize, Mr. King... None of us really want to fight. If you can just tell us about your worries... I'm sure we can all be friends, Mr. King!"
King: "Y-yes... "Friends..." That sounds... lovely... (C... cough) My apologies, I am... I am not used to... fighting like that... My body is... getting weak..."
Ralsei: "Oh, don't say another word!"
*Ralsei casts a healing spell, enveloping the King in a warm, green light.*
Ralsei: "There, you should be all healed up! How do you feel...?"
King: "L... Let's see..."
*The King stands to his full, towering height, his wounds completely gone. A wide, cruel smile spreads across his face.*
King: "Never better."
*He lunges, a storm of spade projectiles erupting from his hand, aimed directly at the horrified Ralsei.*
Ralsei: "Y... You..."
King: "Did I say you could get up?"
*Before the attack can land, Kris moves, a blur of motion, positioning themself directly in the path of the spades. The attack hits them full-force, sending them staggering back.*
Ralsei: "Kris...!?"
*The King laughs, preparing another attack aimed at the downed Kris.*
King: "Oh, spare me the heroics. You... You're the leader, aren't you? So, what's your plan? To laugh, as you cast us all back into obscurity? ... You can't even say...? Young one... Let me tell you a secret. Quiet people PISS ME OFF."
*Before he can strike, Susie steps between him and Kris, her axe held ready.*
Susie: "Hey. Get away. From my. Friend."
King: "Heh heh heh heh... OR WHAT? Surely you must realize... How exhausted I am, Lightner. Any hit from you would kill me. Why not do it, Lightner? Kill me and show my son how much you REALLY care."
Susie: "Nah."
King: "So what's your plan, then...? To TALK me to death...? You stupid, stupid Lightner. You honestly think you have any way... To convince me NOT to kill you?"
*Suddenly, the throne room doors burst open with a tremendous crash. Lancer stands there, backed by a massive crowd of Darkners.*
Lancer: "But THEY might."
King: "L... Lancer!? E... Everyone!? WHAT is the meaning of this!?"
Lancer: "Sorry, Dad! You're being overthrown! When I told everyone you were fighting the Lightners... Everyone remembered how kind they were! They decided they'd rather have a king... That accepts them! Me!!! Now I'm the dad!!!"
King: "You IDIOTS! The Lightners are your ENEMIES! FOOLS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!"
Lancer: "Yikes! I think someone needs a time out! Go to your room, Dad!!!"
*The crowd of Darkners surges forward, overwhelming the King and dragging him away.*
King: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*(The King is peacefully removed and locked in the dungeon.)*
*With Lancer gone, the party stands in the quiet throne room.*
Ralsei: "Kris, Susie... I'm... I'm sorry. Because I healed the KING, we almost... we almost... Susie, you were right. I... I was foolish to think we could act so soft to everyone... This isn't a world where kindness always wins, is it?"
Susie: "Eh, it's complicated. Yeah, sometimes there's people you just gotta fight. But if you NEVER let your guard down, then... You might just... hurt someone you care about."
Ralsei: "Aww, Susie... You're beginning to sound like a real hero...!"
Susie: "Eh, don't get used to it."
Ralsei: "Then, I... I suppose you and Kris should return home now."
Susie: "Yeah, I... I guess that's right, huh. Well, uh... See ya."
Ralsei: "Susie... Kris...? If we must say goodbye, then... Umm, I... I just wanted to say... I... I... I really enjoyed meeting you two, and..."
Susie: "Hey, can you STOP mumbling into your hat for a sec? Can barely hear ya, dude."
Ralsei: "O-oh, I'm sorry! Um... Kris, Susie... I... I hope I can see you again soon. Next time I'll make you lots of yummy cakes, alright?"
Susie: "?????????? Umm, yeah! Sure, dude, haha! Let's go, Kris! Y'alright, Kris?"

[Scene: Obj Fountainkris]
*(The party reaches the Dark Fountain.)*
Ralsei: "Susie, Kris... I hope I can see you again soon."
*(As you stood in front of the fountain, You felt something strange. It was as if Your very SOUL was glowing...)*

[Scene: Obj Unusedclassevent & Obj Darkdoor]
*(Kris and Susie awaken in the unused classroom.)*
Susie: "H... Huh...? The unused classroom...? How'd we get here...? ... Hey, Kris... What... What just happened...? Like, that wasn't a dream or anything, was it...? ... Anyway, as I was SAYING, Let's just tell Alphys we couldn't find any chalk."
*(They exit the closet.)*
Susie: "Man, the sun's already setting... Everyone else must have gone home by now. Well, guess we should go. ... See ya later, I guess. ... Kris? Let's go back there tomorrow, alright?"

[Scene: Hometown]
*(Kris walks through the town, heading home.)*
*obj_town_event*
*(Monster Kid runs up to Kris.)*
Monster Kid: "Yo, Kris! You survived Susie, haha! I mean, I never saw her beat anyone up, but, uh, I'd be careful. Anyway, Susie sucks, Kris, haha."
*(Kris's expression darkens, and they take a slow, menacing step towards Monster Kid.)*
Monster Kid: "Yo, Kris, you look kind of annoyed. Everything OK? You can calm down now, dude! Susie's not here, haha! ... Huh? You look even more annoyed..."
*(Kris encounters Undyne directing traffic... poorly.)*
Undyne: "HEY, PUNK!!! GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!! YOU'RE BLOCKIN' TRAFFIC!!!! ... Oh, wait, it's just Asgore's kid. Sorry, I'm a little, uh, worked up lately. This job is SO boring. Nothing EVER happens in this town! Ngh... I just wish SOMETHING would shake things up! ... Huh? You got somethin' to report?"
*Choose an option*
Alphys: ""
Undyne: "... Alphys? Who's Alphys? No idea who you're talking about. ... Why, did they do something illegal!? Gotcha, if I see "Alphys," I'll tackle 'em!! Fuhuhuhu!! They're as good as dead!!"
Dark World: ""
Undyne: "What? There's a Dark World inside the school? Uh... SURE, kid. There's no law against Dark Worlds anyway! That's a job for the school board!"
Help you: ""
Undyne: "Aww, you wanna help me? Sure, punk. Get someone to rob the bank so I can suplex them! ... wait, do we even have a bank? Hey, get someone to build a bank...!"
Nothing: ""
Undyne: "Don't do anything illegal, you little punk~! And lemme know if you get a lead on any purple girls. There's one wanted on SEVERAL counts of Comic Mischief."
*(Kris sees Noelle outside the Holiday house.)*
Noelle: "Oh, hi, Kris! Did you need help with your homework again? I know you were having trouble last time, so, um, I actually got a few things ready for you, in case -- Ah, wait, sorry! I can't right now... I forgot my house key again, and... Sorry, Kris, I'll help you later, if that's ok. See you at school, Kris! ... ... Umm, Kris? Did you... want to talk about something?"
*Choose an option*
Susie: ""
Noelle: "Susie! That's right, you were with Susie! When you didn't come back to class, I was worried, but... Everything turned out OK! I think? ... ... Umm, Kris? Can I ask something, if that's OK? Susie... I'm kind of... curious what she's like, you know? I mean, who DOESN'T wonder about her? She never talks to anyone. So, Kris, could you tell me about her? If that's ok..."
She's nice: ""
Noelle: "What...? She's... a nice person? Really!? L-like, really!? Honestly!? Truly!? I mean, that's just what I was hoping, but... W-wait, this isn't another trick, is it, Kris? Like when you put ketchup on your arms and told me it was blood? ... R-really? You're serious? You're totally serious? ... gosh, then maybe I should try talking to her... B-but if I die, you're paying for my funeral, Kris! (Though, honestly, if she's nice I might die, too...)"
Terrible: ""
Noelle: "She WHAT? She smashed you against the LOCKERS? Gosh, Kris, I'm really sorry. That's just awful. I... I'd THOUGHT Susie was good, just... Maybe it would take someone special to find her good side. ... but she really IS terrible, isn't she...? Kris... I'm SO sorry you have to go through this."
Eats Chalk: ""
Noelle: "What? She was EATING the chalk??? R... really...? Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris? L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids... So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying. ... Huh? You're telling the truth? Seriously? ... Umm, then... what color chalk does she like? And, do you think she likes the thin or the thick kind...? (Wait, maybe making her a lunchbox full of chalk is stupid...)"
... (Say nothing): ""
Noelle: "Seriously, Kris? But I help you ALL the time! The LEAST you can do is give me a LITTLE information! Like, d-does she like metal music!? Is she really an obligate carnivore!? D... Does she really have a tail underneath her jacket!? Or, or... or... Sorry Kris, it's not any of my business, is it...? (I blew it, didn't I...)"
Key: ""
Noelle: "... huh? Why don't I ask my mom for the key? I... I mean, um... I... you know, She doesn't like it when I bother her when she's working. Don't worry, OK? I'll just go over to Catti's."
Anything: ""
Noelle: "Umm... Kris...? Are you feeling alright? Normally you're not so... talkative. Oh! I don't mean to sound like something's wrong with you. ... ... Umm, Kris, is something wrong? Why did you go to the hospital to see my dad...? I mean, I'm sure he appreciated it, but... um... Gosh, I'm sorry, Kris. Forget I said anything! Tell Azzy I said hi, Kris!"
*(Kris stops by the new grocery store.)*
Sans: "hey, look who's walkin' around. how are ya, kid?"
*Choose an option*
Great to see you again: ""
Sans: "yeah, it's real nice, isn't it? especially considering i've never met you before. the name's sans. sans the skeleton. i'm new in town. what's up?"
Who the hell are you?: ""
Sans: "hmm... y'know, good question. i'm sans. your friendly neighborhood skeleton. what's up?"
Sans: "what's up?"
*Choose an option*
Store: ""
Sans: "behind me? yeah, that's the grocery store. unfortunately, it's closed. what a pain. i really wanted to buy some milk. someone oughta complain to the guy who runs it."
Friends: ""
Sans: "we just moved here, so i hardly know anyone. why, got anyone i should know better?"
My Mom: ""
Sans: "your mother, huh...? too late. i already "befriended" your mom last night. she's great. came to the store to buy chocolate kisses. said she's gotta lock her door to stop you from eating 'em. heheheh... you sound like a fun kid, huh?"
My Teacher: ""
Sans: "alphys. yeah. i know about her. came into the store with a suitcase and sunglasses. thought she was part of the mob. she opened the case and stuffed it full of instant noodles. paid in small bills, then slunk out of the place, pajamas trailing on the floor. anyway, our relationship is, uh, purely business. so, uh, i guess i'll just let her do her thing."
Nobody: ""
Sans: "harsh, but fair."
Me: ""
Sans: "woah there, tiger. you can't just jump straight into friendship. it takes time. ... alright, that's enough time. take this. call it whenever you feel like."
*(You got Sans's Number.)*
Leave: ""
Sans: "oh, you've got something better to do? me too. anyway, i'll be standing here doing nothing."
*(Later, Sans calls Kris.)*
Sans: "... hey bud. ... are you busy tomorrow...? i need some help with something. it'd be great if you could come over. i live just next door, ya know."
*Choose an option*
Yes: ""
Sans: "wow... you answered quickly, huh. that's not good. i'm a total stranger. you should probably hesitate more. huh...? what are we going to be doing? oh, i'm not going to be there. that'd be weird. it's just gonna be you and my little brother. he needs friends. thanks for hanging out with him. see ya."
No: ""
Sans: "... hmm, well, that's disappointing. alright, alright, lemme sweeten the deal for ya. if you come over... i, will personally, not even be there. it'll just be you and my little brother. since he's new here, he needs friends. anyway, thanks for agreeing to hang out with him. see ya."

[Scene: Obj Rudy]
*(Kris visits the hospital.)*
Rudy: "Well jingle my goshdarn bells! Looks like Krismas came early! Alright, Kris. Just gimme the straight shot. Why you here? Did your mom make you come here?"
[Player Choice: No]
Rudy: "Really? You've grown up a lot, Kris. I'm proud of you. Wasn't too long ago you were just the creepy kid next door. Now you're the creepy kid right in front of me! Hahahaha!!!"

[Scene: Obj Flowershop Event]
*(Kris visits Asgore's flower shop.)*
Asgore: "Howdy! How can I... ... Oh! Kris! ... Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot if you don't like hugs like that. Well now, make yourself at home, Kris. You can help yourself to anything you like. Oh, Kris. Before you go... Here. For your mother... Our secret."
*(You got the Bouquet of Flowers.)*

[Scene: Home]
*obj_town_event*
*(Kris arrives home.)*
Toriel: "Kris? What is it, honey?"
*Choose an option*
Me: ""
Toriel: "Kris, honey, you have grown up so much... Someday soon you will be going off to university as well..."
Asriel: ""
Toriel: "Remember that video-game you and Asriel used to play? What was it called...? Super Smashing Fighters? When he was very little, he LOVED the green lizard from that. We even had a birthday party for him themed around it. Your father painted all these eggs with spots as decoration... Oh, your brother LOVED it...! Until the next day, your father cooked them all for breakfast. Your brother just kept crying... Ever since, he's hated that book about eating green eggs!"
Pie: ""
Toriel: "Kris, since only you and I are living here right now... It feels... just a bit lonely, does it not...? But, fortunately, sharing a warm, freshly-made pie, Is the perfect cure for such a condition. ... as long as I get to eat some, of course."
Flowers: ""
Toriel: "Oh, Kris...? Flowers? For your mother...? How sweet... ... These are from HIM, are they not. ... Err, well, worry not, Kris, I will... ... find some place for them."
Nevermind: ""
Toriel: "Kris, perhaps you should go to bed early tonight... You do not look quite yourself."
Toriel: "Welcome home, honey! Did you have fun with your friend today? By the way, I just finished baking a pie... If you go to bed, it will be cool when you wake. ... but do not eat it all this time, all right?"

[Scene: Scr Text]
*(Kris goes to their room.)*
*It's your bed.*
*If you go to bed, this chapter of your adventures will end.*
*Will you go to bed?*
[Player Choice: Yes]
*You decided to go to bed.*
*(In the middle of the night, Kris's body moves on its own. It lurches out of bed, stumbles to the center of the room, and with a violent, wrenching motion, plunges a hand into its own chest. It rips out the red, glowing SOUL and throws it into a rusty birdcage in the corner. Free from its control, Kris turns. A knife flashes in their hand. Their eye glows a brilliant, terrifying red as a wide, malicious smile spreads across their face.)*
*[obj_credits]*
*When the light is running low*
*And the shadows start to grow*
*And the places that you know*
*Seem like fantasy*
*There's a light inside your soul*
*That's still shining in the cold*
*With the truth*
*The promise in our hearts*
*Don't forget*
*I'm with you in the dark*