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Toriel: "Kris."
Toriel: "Kris...?"
Toriel: "Kris, honey..."
Toriel: "Are you awake...?"
Toriel: "... w... wait!"
Toriel: "Is that a..."
Toriel: "A knife!?"
Toriel: "NOOOOOOO--!"
Toriel: "Kris, did you eat all of the- pie!?"
Toriel: "It is YOUR knife in this empty tin."
Toriel: "Am I going to have to lock the- oven again?"
Toriel: "Well, hurry out of bed. It is time for school."
*It's a toilet.*
*Flush*
[Player Choice: Yes]
*CYBER-SOUND*
*It is not yet time to wash your hands.*
*On the shower ledge, there's a small container of apple-scented shampoo...*
*... and a gallon-sized container of pet shampoo.*
*It's a landline phone.*
*But you already have a cell phone.*
*It's the TV.*
*Looks like it's plugged in, but...*
Toriel: "Well, shall we go?"
Alphys: "(Kris! You're okay!!)"
Alphys: "(I was really worried after y-you disappeared yesterday...)"
Alphys: "(I guess we can talk about that after class.)"
Susie: "(Hey, Kris...)"
Susie: "(... I...)"
Susie: "(... if I knew you were gonna be late...)"
Susie: "(I wouldna showed up on time.)"
Alphys: "Susie, please don't kick your desk."
Alphys: "Treat school property, like you'd treat people"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Okay."
Susie: "Next time I'll aim for the window."
Alphys: "Th... That's not what I..."
Alphys: "In any case, good morning, Class!"
Alphys: "We have a lot to go over today..."
Alphys: "First, we're starting the reading from page 142!"
Alphys: "Any... any volunteers?"
Noelle: "Umm, I... I guess I could re..."
Berdly: "Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle!"
Berdly: "I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!!"
Noelle: "Umm, t-that's OK, I can..."
Berdly: "A-HEM."
Berdly: ""Page 142.""
Berdly: ""It was the best of times, it was the worst of...""
Berdly: ""Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad.""
Berdly: ""Mediocre times. Iffy times. S-so-so times...""
*Listening to this, your eyes began to close automatically...*
Alphys: "Have a nice day, everyone-!"
Alphys: "And P-PLEASE! Remember your group projects!"
Alphys: "Oh, um... Kris? Are..."
Alphys: "You were, um, s-sleeping all class..."
Alphys: "D-don't worry! I'm not mad! J... just concerned..."
Alphys: "(Usually you only sleep through the start.)"
Alphys: "... Kris... Where did you and Susie go yesterday...?"
Alphys: "..."
Alphys: "Um, if you don't want to tell me, that's okay."
Alphys: "I was just really... worried."
Alphys: "If..."
Alphys: "If... Susie causes you any trouble..."
Alphys: "..."
Alphys: "Okay, I... I can't really d- anything. Eheh."
Alphys: "But... I'm looking out for you, okay?"
Susie: "... well LOOK who it is. The school zombie."
Susie: "You were sleeping like a corpse in there."
Susie: "Heh, what's the matter?"
Susie: "Had trouble going beddy-bye last night?"
Susie: "Heh..."
Susie: "ME TOO, KRIS!!"
Susie: "Like I could SLEEP after yesterday!?"
Susie: "Just waiting for today felt like... years!!"
Susie: "Did... all that stuff really happen?"
Susie: "Lancer, Ralsei, everyone... are they still..."
Susie: "... Look."
Susie: "You've been wondering the same thing, right?"
Susie: "C'MON ALREADY!!!"
Susie: "Alright, Kris. This is it. Moment of truth."
Susie: "Everything we've been waiting for is just behind this..."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "If we, uh, open this and there's nothing inside..."
Susie: "Well, we still have our project to do, I guess."
Susie: "Screw it! Let's just open it!"
Noelle: "Umm, S... Susi-"
Susie: "YEAHHH???"
Susie: "Noelle... hey..."
Susie: "What."
Susie: "What... the HELL... are you doing here...?"
Noelle: "Umm... s-sorry to bother you, but, umm, I..."
Noelle: "Well, I just... Berdly and I were g-going to the Library..."
Noelle: "Do some r-research for our group pr-j..."
Noelle: "If it's OK, um... would you... want to come too...?"
Noelle: "Uh, Kris, you can come to- I mean!"
Susie: "Uhhhhhhhhhh... I mean..."
Susie: "We're like, uhhh..."
Susie: "busy, with, uh."
Susie: "(Kris! Help me out here! What do- we say!?)"
[Player Choice: Crime]
Susie: "Y'know, just... committin'... crimes."
Susie: "Just gonna do some crimes and g- to.."
Susie: "F-"
Susie: "It suc-"
Noelle: "U-oh...? Umm, well... er... that s-sounds, um,"
Noelle: "Have fun, you two! I'll, um, be at the Library!"
Noelle: "(Kris, if you could bring her by later...)"
Noelle: "(It would mean a lot to me...!)"
Susie: "Wait, Kris! What the HEL-"
Susie: "Why would NOELLE?? Ask ME??"
Susie: "To do HOMEWORK?"
Susie: "Deathwish much? Does she WANNA get pulverized?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... wait a second. WAIT a s--on-"
Susie: "Kris, did you notice how nervous she was."
Susie: "And like... blushing and stuff?"
Susie: "Kris, you don't think... she... uh..."
Susie: "She's onto our secret identities!?"
Susie: "Y'know. This... Dark World stuff."
Susie: "Damn... We gotta keep this under wraps, Kris."
Susie: "This is OUR thing, y'know?"
Susie: "Anyway, enough waiting already, right!?"
Susie: "Let's go!"
Susie: "Hey Kris, uh, you really gonna walk everywhere so slowly?"
Susie: "I know you're kinda, uh, taking it in, but you can run, y'know."
*You remembered something about the [X] button.*
Susie: "Here we are."
Ralsei: "..."
Ralsei: "It's been ever-so-long...!"
Susie: "Yeah, yeah... It's been what, a day?"
Ralsei: "Oh! That is... short, isn't it?"
Ralsei: "It's just that, I've never had friends before..."
Ralsei: "So I've never waited so long to see them again, either!"
Susie: "Fine, guess we'll TRY not to let you die of loneliness."
Susie: "I bet Lancer wants to see us too, right?"
Susie: "Hey... wait a sec."
Susie: "Where IS Lancer?"
Susie: "Where's... EVERYBODY?"
Ralsei: "Worry not, Susie. You'll see them soon."
Ralsei: "Just wait here, alright?"
Susie: "... OK."
Susie: "(Hey, this better not be some kind of prank or anything...)"
Ralsei: "(Kris, I have something...)"
Ralsei: "(I need you to return to the light World...)"
Ralsei: "(And go to the old classroom, t- the EAST of the closet doors.)"
Ralsei: "(Inside, gather everything on the ground.)"
Ralsei: "(And bring it back here. Could you?)"
*You gathered all the junk off the floor...*
*... and turned it into a giant dusty ball.*
Susie: "Hey, Kris, so where'd you go?"
*The castle town has transformed from the power of friends and junk.*
*You are filled with the power of friendship-based city planning.*
Lancer: "Guess who's back, back again."
Susie: "Lancer!!!"
Susie: "Hey, Kris, dunno what you did, but hell yeah!"
Susie: "Everyone's here now!"
Susie: "... but, uh, what happened to, uh, our other guys?"
Lancer: "Alllll gone!"
Susie: "Gone?"
Ralsei: "Right... When Kris sealed the f-"
Ralsei: "That "Dark World" disappeared..."
Ralsei: "... And turned back into a normal classroom."
Susie: "... So where's Lancer gonna live now?"
Lancer: "Don't worry, Susie!!"
Lancer: "We'll conquer Ralsei's castle as our own!!"
Ralsei: "(Kris, as you bring Dark World Denizens back here...)"
Ralsei: "(The power of our Fountain...)"
Ralsei: "(Will transform this town more and more.)"
Ralsei: "(From now on, the enemies we SPARE...)"
Ralsei: "(Will be RECRUITED to our town.)"
Ralsei: "(So let's keep SPARING enemies, okay?)"
Ralsei: "Anyhow, why don't we all have a look around?"
Ralsei: "We can head NORTH towards the CASTLE."
Ralsei: "I have a special surprise to show you there!"
Lancer: "Ahaha!! Not if I surprise myself first!!"
Lancer: "Last one there is a fresh and tasty egg!!"
Susie: "C'mon, Kris! You gonna let him beat us!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "Ah. Thou hast Transplantedeth us to Thine Castle Town."
Rouxls Kaard: "And, Trulye, a magnifiscenth Town of Castles, it art!"
Rouxls Kaard: "But hot Hmmm... Something art... Lackingt."
Rouxls Kaard: "Couldth thou guys... Perhapsth.."
Rouxls Kaard: "Bringe in an Evil Rulere... Or some Thinge?"
Mama Miba: "Mama Miba! Welcome to TOP Bakery!"
Mama Miba: "Our special chefs spin baked goods at the TOP of their game!"
Lancer: "Hoho! I am Chef Lancer!"
Lancer: "Try my delicious hand-formed cookies!"
Lancer: "They are free..."
[Player Choice: Take Cookie]
Lancer: "I now pronounce you... cookie and wife."
*LancerCookie was added to your ITEMS.*
Smith: "Well, well. Welcome to TOP BAKERY."
Smith: "I am this bakery's smith."
Smith: "I do not know what any of these STRANGE TOOLS are for."
Smith: "But using my skills, I can FUSE ITEMS to create NEW ones."
Head Hathy: "Oho. Welcome to ZTown!"
Head Hathy: "Or so I heard it called."
Head Hathy: "Thanks to you, commander, we've been liberated!"
Head Hathy: "I hereby declare today National Ham Sandwich Day -of Independence!"
Head Hathy: "This guy always seems like he's enjoying himself."
Head Hathy: "Maybe it's because he's a higher level than me..."
Dojo Master: "Hey, boss! Boss!"
Dojo Master: "Heh, I'm so glad to have a nice boss, I could shit!"
Dojo Master: "BUT I WON'T!! I'm on the job!! I'll cry at home!! With the kids!!"
Dojo Master: "Boss! You're strong, but there's always time to learn!"
Dojo Master: "The next step after tutorials, is TRAINING!"
Dojo Master: "So, me and the boys got you together a DOJO!"
Dojo Master: "Complete our BATTLE CHALLENGES, and get some fabulous prizes!"
Dojo Master: "Meanwhile, ya might get a little bit tougher!"
Dojo Master: "We're gonna make you the strongest, Boss!"
Seam: "Hee hee..."
Seam: "Welcome, travellers."
Seam: "Hmm... So we are now in the Castle Town."
Seam: "Well, now. It makes no difference to me."
Seam: "As long as I stay in my shop, these walls are my world's end."
Seam: "In a way, I suppose it's just a little bit amusing to see you again."
Seam: "I'm sure you three will have an interesting journey."
Seam: "Me? I'll just be here offering the same old junk."
Seam: "As you find stronger treasure, I'm sure you'll have little reason to return."
Seam: "But if you have some time, I'll offer you a biscuit and a hint!"
Block: "Bow bow."
Block: "(I'm bjust a block.)"
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King: "Ah... the Lightners."
King: "... have you come to humiliate me...?"
[Player Choice: Hell yeah!]
Ralsei: "Mr. King, the Lightners returned everyone here safely."
Ralsei: "If you're willing to reconsider, then..."
King: "What? Live in a kingdom ruled by..."
King: "The Lightners' little patsy...?"
King: "Staying in this cell is far less humiliating."
King: "Now, if you will excuse me..."
King: "My giant hamster wheel is getting c--l."
King: "We have NOTHING to discuss."
King: "..."
King: "By the way..."
King: "Is my son... happy...?"
Susie: "Like you CARE!"
Susie: "You were gonna throw him off a CLIFF."
King: "Ah. Your prejudice made my bluff too effective, I see."
King: "... besides, even IF I threw him, he would just..."
King: "Bounce."
King: "My son..."
King: "A bouncy little pumpkin."
[Player Choice: Aww, cute! / WE'RE DONE TALKING TO YOU!]
Ralsei: "I... have a surprise for you two!"
Ralsei: "... I made rooms for you in my castle!"
Susie: "... Rooms?"
Ralsei: "So you can stay here whenever you want!"
Ralsei: "Umm, I'd be happy if this place..."
Ralsei: "Could be like a second home to you."
Ralsei: "A place that..."
Ralsei: "No matter what's happening outside..."
Ralsei: "You could come back to."
Susie: "Heh, well, we'll talk about that later."
*In Kris's room*
Ralsei: "I thought you might want a stand for your save file."
*It's you. It feels incredibly soft. Like sleeping on a bed of moss.*
*It's a shelf. All sorts of keepsakes could go here.*
*It's a wardrobe full of all sorts of different clothes. You could wear whatever you want.*
*In Susie's room*
Ralsei: "And Susie, this is your room!"
Ralsei: "Umm, I tried to make it something you'd like, but..."
Ralsei: "You can put anything else you want in here, too!"
Ralsei: "I really hope you like it!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... My own room, huh."
Susie: "I... guess that's..."
Susie: "My own room.. like this."
Susie: "... ho-"
Susie: "... how long did it, uh, take you to do this?"
Ralsei: "Well, er, since I last saw you two, I've been..."
Susie: "Man, you're a real weenie, y'know that?"
Susie: "Heh."
Ralsei: "(I think she likes it, Kris!)"
Susie: "(Haha, jealous I got the COOL room? LOOK, Kris!)"
*It's a clothes drawer full of spikey and dangerous clothing.*
*All the clothes are ripping each other up into shreds.*
Susie: "Hell yeah!!!"
Ralsei: "Susie, you didn't get a bed..."
Ralsei: "So I put it over here for you."
Susie: "Cool, I'll read it before bed."
Susie: "That'll put me to sleep for sure."
Susie: "Damn, there's everything in here."
Susie: "Pinecones, chalk, moss, jars-"
Susie: "Pieces of ice, black crumbs from the toaster, jawbreakers."
Susie: "... Oh, and like actual food, too."
Susie: "Cool."
Susie: "Now I can stab myself with a fork during the night."
Susie: "Finally some convenience."
Lancer: "Lancer, you aren't gonna believe how sick my room is!"
Lancer: "A room as sick as you!? Woah!! I want to see-!!"
Lancer: "I'll keep digging holes until I reach your room!!"
Susie: "Uhh, it's got a door, y'know."
Lancer: "A door!? Wow, peachboy, you were right!"
Lancer: "Wow!! It's better than I remember!!"
Lancer: "I even have my own bed now!!!"
Lancer: "Now I don't have to sleep in the bike basket!"
Ralsei: "I thought you... already had a bed."
Lancer: "No, that was for the bike."
Susie: "Wait, Kris, we're leaving!? But we just got here!"
Susie: "Man, I don't wanna go do our group project..."
Ralsei: "Oh... You two have homework?"
Susie: "Uhh, we..."
Ralsei: "Susie, Kris, you ought to do it right away! School's important!"
Ralsei: "I banish you from this kingdom until you start your project!"
Susie: "Ugh, fine!!! I'll do it!! Jeez!!!"
Lancer: "Susie!! Don't worry!! I'll go and help you!!"
Ralsei: "Er, wait, Lancer! Perhaps you shouldn't -"
Lancer: "Too late, kindboy!! Friendship F--"
*LANCER was added to your Key Items.*
Susie: "... What? Where'd you go!?"
Lancer: "Don't worry! I just entered your INVENTORY!!"
Lancer: "I'll just be hanging out in your pocket from now on!"
Susie: "Dunno what that means, but alright."
Rouxls Kaard: "Feare not! I too, shall Assisteth!"
Susie: "Uh, we're good."
Rouxls Kaard: "Ahah, quite! We, as a Teame - art G--d!!!"
*ROUXLS became a Key Item even though no one wanted that.*
Susie: "Alright, enough already. Let's get going."
Ralsei: "Good luck today, Kris. See you soon!"
Susie: "... Least we got Lancer, right?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... Lancer? Where are you?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Damn, guess he skipped out after all, huh."
Susie: "Hmm... so, where should we do this?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... what? The Library?"
Susie: "Ugh... Well, alright."
*The door is locked.*
*The computer wallpaper is updated.*
*The buff embracing heroes are now edited to be 4 inches apart.*
*There's dialogue about proper distancing at the school dance.*
*You wonder if your mother had some influence on this change.*
*It's a bunch of flowers in a vase.*
*Looks like motivational quotes from various literary works.*
*... that one seems to be from a video game.*
*The locker is locked.*
*The locker is covered in Jockington memorabilia.*
*“Ms. Toriel” is written in cursive on the dry-erase board.*
*Seems like it hasn't been erased in a very long time.*
*The computer wallpaper is updated.*
*It's a picture of your brother and you playing video games.*
*Your brother is using the knockoff controller.*
*It's an orange. It's unknown if it's safe for teachers to eat this.*
*Kids' books.*
*Some of them used to be yours.*
*The Throne of the Gods grows higher.*
*Is this hubris... ?*
Undyne: "Damn, I was just directing traffic as usual..."
Undyne: "When a little dog drove one of those toy cars..."
Undyne: "Into the middle of the street and started honking its horn."
Undyne: "In the chaos, all the cars in town got jammed up!!"
Undyne: "Thankfully, no one was hurt... but..."
Undyne: "Ordinary citizens like you gotta get outta the way!"
Undyne: "I've got some heavy lifting to do!!!"
Susie: "Alright. We're here."
Susie: "School. Goddamn. Project."
Susie: "Books. God. Damn. Crazy about them."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Hey, Kris, where the hell IS everybody?"
Susie: "Something seems kinda... off."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Screw it, let's just go play Space Pinball in the computer lab."
*The door to the computer lab slams shut, revealing a dark void.*
Susie: "H... huh.."
Susie: "I..."
Susie: "It's like..."
Susie: "... the inside of a computer."
Susie: "Kris, you don't think this could be..."
Susie: "... another Dark World?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Guess this means we can't start our project."
Susie: "... unless."
Susie: "You know, Kris."
Susie: "If there's a Dark Fountain here..."
Susie: "You can just seal it..."
Susie: "And it'll turn back into the computer lab, right?"
Susie: "... So what's it gonna be, Kris?"
[Player Choice: ♥ Let's go!]
[Player Choice: We can use the computer at my house]
Susie: "Yeah, let's just get this over with."
Susie: "Our last adventure was great, right?"
Susie: "I couldn't stop thinking about having another!"
Susie: "I don't know what's in there, but..."
Susie: "We can't live if we don't find out, right!?"
Susie: "C'mon, Kris!"
*Kris and Susie fall into the Cyber World.*
Susie: "... This place is weird."
Plug guy: "(The wires...)*"
Plug guy: "(Everyone was...)*"
Plug guy: "(... e-everyone else has been...)*"
Plug guy: "(S-save us, she's going to...)*"
Plug guy: "(Somebody help me...)*"
Plug guy: "(Somebody, please...)*"
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "Cool that you're here, just..."
Noelle: "Wait, get out of here before it's too late!"
*Noelle is captured.*
Susie: "NOELLE!"
*Queen appears.*
Queen: "Hell Of A Study Session"
Susie: "Who the hell are you!?"
Queen: "I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N"
Queen: "But You Foolish Children May Call Me"
Queen: ""Queen""
Susie: "Heh, like we're gonna call YOU "Queen,""
Susie: ""Q5U... 3... 7..." uh,"
Queen: ""Queen""
Susie: "Well LOOK, "Queen." We're not "children!""
Queen: "Teens Are Merely Big Children"
Queen: "And Adults Are Even Bigger Children"
Susie: "... doesn't that make you a child too then?"
Queen: "No I Am: A Computer (Smart)"
Susie: "... computer?"
Queen: "Well Thank You For The Stimuli But I Must Leave Now (Goodbye)"
Susie: "Wait! WAIT!! Why'd you capture our classmate!?"
Queen: "I Would Have Captured You Too But I Ran Out Of Cages"
Susie: "Why the CAPTURING!?"
Queen: "So That She May Become My Willing Peon"
Queen: "In My Quest For World Domination"
Queen: "Also Maybe I Will Make Her Face Into A Robot One?"
Susie: "What!? Why!?"
Queen: "Seems Cool"
Susie: "Well, FORGET it, dude."
Susie: "Nobody's turning anyone's face into a robot!"
Queen: "Could That Be A Statement Of Animosus Dissension"
Susie: "... what?"
Queen: "You Wanna Fight, Loser"
Susie: "YES!!! YES ALREADY, YES!!!"
Queen: "Oh Then Bye"
Susie: "WAIT! A GODDAMN SECOND!!"
Queen: "I Have No Time For Such Frivolities (And Would Kick Your Ass)"
Queen: "But Perhaps Someone Else Could Entertain You"
Queen: "Enjoy"
*Queen summons two Werewires.*
*Werewires swung in!*
*Press [C] to throw, aim for the weakpoint!*
*The wire greatly loosened!*
*Smells like ozone.*
*Werewire shuffles menacingly.*
*Werewire's wire is loose!*
*Kris spared Werewire!*
*Susie spared Werewire!*
*But its name wasn't YELLOW.*
*Try using ACTs to change a foe's name to YELLOW.*
*You won!*
*Got 0 EXP and 178 D$.*
Susie: "Phew, nice fighting again after so long!"
Susie: "Now let's go catch up to Queen!"
Susie: "... or not?"
*The Werewires get back up.*
Susie: "Huh? They calmed down?"
Ralsei: "I just used my PACIFY spell to put them into "Sleep Mode"!"
Susie: "Ralsei! You're here!?"
Ralsei: "I felt a dark presence and hurried over!"
Ralsei: "It seems that a new Dark Fountain has appeared."
Susie: "Ralsei..."
Susie: "Damn, what was she THINKING messing in our Dark World!?"
Susie: "If we don't do something, she might..."
Ralsei: "Worry not, Susie! All we have to do is seal the Fountain!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Can't be mad about another adventure, I guess."
Susie: "C'mon, Kris!"
Susie: "Let's go!"
*A green field extends before you... And, in the distance, a city shines bright.*
*You are filled with the power of a new adventure.*
Ralsei: "Oh, Kris! It's a free editable CYBERPEDIA! I'll add an entry...!"
*Ralsei wrote an article about LOSING RECRUITS. Read it?*
[Player Choice: Yes]
Ralsei: "From now on, defeating enemies with violence will make them LOST."
Ralsei: "LOST enemies cannot become citizens of our town."
Ralsei: "But, the bonds you break may make you stronger..."
Plug guy with hat: "Lightners! I haven't seen many of you recently."
Plug guy with hat: "If you didn't know, an evil ruler is taking over."
Plug guy with hat: "I don't really like politics, so I have no opinion on this."
Plug guy with hat: "If you try to talk to me about politics..."
Plug guy with hat: "We will have no choice but to cross swords..."
*Tasques crossed your path!*
*Susie roared!! The enemies became TIRED.*
Susie: "Who's king of the jungle now!?"
*Tasque is beeping dangerously.*
*Ralsei talked in a soft voice to the enemies!*
Ralsei: "There, there, it's okay, little kitty..."
*Tasque is emitting an 8-bit purr.*
*Kris spared Tasque!*
*Susie spared Tasque!*
*You won!*
Hacker: "I'm the Hacker. I'm going after the blue checkmarks."
Hacker: "Find 3 in the Cyber Field ahead, and I'll join your city."
Hacker: "You just look like the kind of folks who have a [Cool City]."
Hacker: "According to cyber, you found 0 blue checkmarks out of 3."
Hacker: "0, not bad for a beginner. Your "Checks Quest" is only beginning."
Nubert: "My man! Looks like you got past Nubert's forcefield."
Nubert: "Nubert doesn't know how that feels."
Nubert: "But it's Nubert's forcefield."
Nubert: "As a prize, have Nubert's treasure."
Nubert: "Nubert doesn't know what's inside."
Nubert: "But Nubert will give it to you."
Nubert: "That's Nubert's treasure."
Nubert: "Remember. You're just borrowing it."
Nubert: "Forever."
Sweet: "Yo, (snicker), it's hard work being Queen's minion, huh?"
Cap'n: "Why don't you take a break and grab a bite at our..."
K_K: "Ultra seedy CD Bagels, only $400 -"
[Player Choice: Don't Buy]
Sweet: "Pleasure doin' business with ya! ... (snicker)"
*CD Bagel was added to your STORAGE.*
*It's a lone doorframe.*
*But for some reason, you can't see through it.*
Queen: "Noelle Honey Become My Willing Peon And I Will Free You"
Queen: "All You Have To Do Is Hit Yes On The Peon Release Form"
Noelle: "I... I'm scared..."
Queen: "Oh Have You Never Signed A Form Before"
Noelle: "No!! It's everything else that's scary!!"
Queen: "Please Abort Your Sadness Protocol"
Queen: "I Told You Being A Peon Will Be Cool"
Susie: "Noelle!"
Noelle: "S... Susie? Kris...!?"
Susie: "Don't worry, we won't let your face get all... robotted up."
Noelle: "That's... SOMETHING they're going to do!?"
Susie: "Whoops, thought, uh, you knew that."
Queen: "Oh Dear That Was Supposed To Be A Surprise"
Queen: "Oh Well"
Susie: "W-wait-"
Queen: "It Is Quite Troubling"
Queen: "A Peon Must Be "Willing" To Assist Me In World Domination"
Queen: "If Only She Had Fellow Peons To Encourage Her"
Queen: "So Like"
Queen: "You "Guys""
Queen: "Doing Anything"
Ralsei: "We aren't going to help you!!"
Queen: "Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated"
*A large arcade machine appears, piloted by a mysterious figure.*
Susie: "A giant arcade game!?"
Queen: "I Shall Humiliate You At: A Simple Children's Dogfighting Game"
Queen: "With Your Self-Esteem Eradicated"
Queen: "There Will Be No Choice But To Serve Me"
Susie: "The hell!? I've never played this one before!"
Ralsei: "But Kris is quite good at games, aren't they?"
Susie: "Oh yeah. Kris, forgot you were a nerd. Show her!!"
*Kris is unable to reach the controls.*
*You tried to use the arcade machine.*
*You weren't tall or strong enough to use it.*
Queen: "Self-Esteem Eradication Complete"
Queen: "Running Laughing Protocol"
Queen: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Ralsei: "Uh... umm... it's ok, Kris... err... I'm short, too..."
Ralsei: "K... Kris...!! Wait, I have an idea!!"
Ralsei: "Kris, if we can combine our powers, then..."
Ralsei: "Look!! I'll show you what I've been practicing!!"
Ralsei: "Magical Stool Forme R!!"
Susie: "Now we're talking!! Arright Kris, leave it to me!"
Susie: "Put your arms out!!"
Susie: "Power Beast Forme S!!"
Susie: "Move your arms and I'll move 'em with ya!"
Susie: "Let's go!"
Queen: "Incredible"
Queen: "Your Transformation Is Combining All Your Weak Points"
Queen: "Self-Esteem Crushing Efficiency 300% And Rising"
Queen: "Commence Virtual Beatdown"
*The arcade battle begins.*
**ROUND 1**
**FIGHT**
**Press [Z] Or [X] If You Dare**
**DODGE with [Left] or [Right]!**
**Press [Down] to Duck!**
**HIT IT**
**I said shut up!!**
**K.O.**
*The arcade machine explodes.*
Susie: "Heh, thought you could beat us?"
Queen: "Regal Laughter"
Queen: "Oh My That Was Actually Quite... Amusing"
Queen: "You Lifeform(s) Have Exceeded My Expectations"
Queen: "I Will Offer You A New, Exceedingly Benevolent Deal"
Queen: "Assimilate Into My Cyber-Army"
Queen: "And There Is Only A Fifty Percent Chance I Will Reprogram Your Brains"
Queen: "Please Select Your Choice"
Queen: "Perish In The Chill Of Absolute Destruction"
Queen: "Flourish Under The Warm Bosom of My Hellish Reign"
[Player Choice: Perish]
Susie: "(... the hell did you say that so enthusiastically!?)"
Ralsei: "Err, Queen... aren't there any other options?"
Queen: "Yes... You Can Also: Mega-Perish"
Susie: "Yeah, uh, no."
Queen: "You Could Say It: Mega-Bytes"
Susie: "Would you get out of here already!?"
Queen: "Understood. Preference Settings Set To "Perish""
Susie: "C'mon, let's go after her!"
*Kris solves the "APPLE" puzzle.*
*Inside the chest is a FiberScarf.*
*Kris solves the absurdly difficult "GIASFELFEBREHBER" puzzle.*
*Kris solves the "AGREE2ALL" puzzle.*
Queen: "You Typed: Agree 2 All"
Queen: "Thank You For Agreeing 2 This Peon Release Form"
Queen: "Now You Are All Legally My Peons"
Queen: "And I Can Use Your Likeness For Funny Stuff"
Susie: "What if we just.. don't do what you say?"
Queen: "In That Case I Would Use Another Guy Probably"
Susie: "Uh. Better get started on that then."
Queen: "Okay But I'm Still Going To Use Your Likeness"
Hacker: "You found 3 checkmarks?! Elite... I will now live in your city."
Hacker: "Maybe our cyber paths will cyber cross once more in Queen's Mansion."
Hacker: "In the meantime, let me show you the power of the blue checkmark."
Hacker: "I just wanted to make a cool demoscene."
Hacker: "Now that I finished this I can show up all sorts of places."
*After solving the puzzles on top of the teacup lifts*
Sweet: "D-d-dead end...!"
Susie: "Alright, what's the deal, you little twerp?"
Sweet: "Who's a twerp!? The name's Sweet!"
Ralsei: "Oh, like "suite?""
Susie: "Oh, like... sweets?"
Sweet: "Don't tell me you haven't heard of the Sweet Cap'n Cakes!?!?"
Ralsei: "Um, doesn't ring a bell..."
K_K: "G-Guess our act's still a bit underground..."
Cap'n: "Sweet Cap'n Cakes! Not only are we Cyber Field's BEST musical trio..."
Cap'n: "We're also the last resistance against the big bad Queen and all her crew!"
Cap'n: "And that starts with resisting YOU!"
Susie: "What!? We're fighting Queen too!"
K_K: "Huh-uh-uh! Cap'n saw you help her kidnap some girl!"
Sweet: "Hey! Hey, Cap'n!"
Cap'n: "We won't let anyone lay a finger on madamoizel..."
Cap'n: "Except us!"
Sweet: "That's not the point, Cap'n!!"
K_K: "It's like half the point. 60%? 55..."
K_K: "We're rebels, not planners!"
Sweet: "We're rebels that play."
K_K: "We don't play!! We do..."
Sweet: "That's it!! K_K!!! Get over here!!"
K_K: "K_K, are we players?"
Cap'n: "..."
Cap'n: "I'm a CD player."
Sweet: "Wait! They're getting away!"
Cap'n: "Sweet, chill. There'll be other bad guys!"
Sweet: "No, this is our only chance!"
Cap'n: "Are you ready!? Let's fight!!"
K_K: "... K_K."
Cap'n: "Yea..."
K_K: "Play some battle music!"
*The battle with Sweet Cap'n Cakes begins.*
Ralsei: "Perhaps if we can get them all to dance, we can win?"
Susie: "Hey, is this really working!?"
Ralsei: "Maybe if Kris.. um..."
Ralsei: "Maybe if we tried ballroom dancing instead?"
Susie: "Hey, why the hell do we need Kris to dance with us!?"
Ralsei: "B-because that's um, Kris's unique talent, so..."
Susie: "You think I'm too stupid to dance by myself!?"
*Susie learned S-Action! She can ACT from her MAGIC menu.*
Ralsei: "S-Susie, I-I don't think you should-"
Susie: "Ha! Happy feet dumbass!"
*Susie made Ralsei learn R-Action even though he didn't want to.*
Ralsei: "(I... I'm sorry, Kris...)"
*After winning the dance battle.*
Sweet, Cap'n, K_K: "Feel the beat! / Watch my moves! / Dance, dance!!"
Susie: "Hey, losers!! Wrap it up!! Battle's over!!"
Cap'n: "Over?"
K_K: "In other-type words..."
Sweet: "We lost!?"
Cap'n: "..."
K_K: "..."
Sweet: "..."
Cap'n: "Does that mean we can be friends?"
K_K: "K_K..."
Sweet: "Fighting's not really my style anyways..."
K_K: "Yeah! Because you're a coward!"
Sweet: "... I mean, it was fun dancing, but..."
Cap'n: "I think our dancing beat them."
K_K: "Beat them...?"
Sweet: "Yeah, all mercy-like."
Cap'n: "See, when we danced with them, it convinced them we're cool."
Cap'n: "Now they're on our side!"
K_K: "Yes."
Sweet: "Hey!! You three!! Welcome to the good side!"
Shopkeeper 1: "I want to go back to the city, but the way is blocked..."
Shopkeeper 2: "I'm no country boy! Let me out of Cyber Field!"
Shopkeeper 1: "I heard there's a rebel team resisting Queen..."
Shopkeeper 2: "So far all I found are these weird cats."
Shopkeeper 1: "Want to buy a bagel? Only $80."
Shopkeeper 2: "K_K, no! It's 400! 400!"
Shopkeeper 1: "Want to buy 400 bagels? Only $80."
[Player Choice: Buy 400 bagels]
*You were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly...*
[Player Choice: (Game Over Screen) Not really. You just can't carry that many.]
[Player Choice: Buy 1 bagel]
*You paid $80 for a bagel.*
Shopkeeper 2: "Can I have one, too?"
Shopkeeper 1: "You're selling them!"
Rebel_darkner: "I heard this unassuming store is the rebel base."
Rebel_darkner: "But, I realized I don't really know how I would help them."
*The party enters the shop. The shopkeepers are Sweet, Cap'n, and K_K.*
**[Shop Menu]**
[Player Choice: Yo!]
[Player Choice: What's up?]
[Player Choice: Hey!]
**[Buy Menu]**
*Player buys 3 CD Bagels and 1 GlowWrist.*
Shopkeeper: "Thanks!"
Shopkeeper: "Cool! It's in your STORAGE."
Shopkeeper: "Thanks, guys!"
**[Talk Menu]**
[Player Choice: About yourselves]
[Player Choice: Performance]
[Player Choice: About Queen]
[Player Choice: Junk Work]
[Player Choice: Exit]
**[About yourselves]**
Sweet: "I'm Sweet."
Cap'n: "The ladies call me Cap'n!"
K_K: "K_K!"
Sweet: "We used to work the sound in this town."
Cap'n: "... until Queen came around."
K_K: "(K_K is short for Cakes.)"
Sweet: "She made music against the law."
Cap'n: "Unless you make a song she likes."
K_K: "But the only JUNK she enjoys..."
Sweet: "Are reverse diss-tracks, where the vocalist puts themselves down, and praises Queen..."
Cap'n: "Or noise music."
Sweet: "But even if Queenie tries to put a limiter on us..."
Sweet: "You can't STOP THE MUSIC!"
Cap'n: "Hear that!? We'll just go underground!!"
K_K: "Crash! Boom!"
Sweet: "That's why we made this junk shop!"
Cap'n: "We'll fund our musical rebellion!"
K_K: "Can we make noise music, too?"
**[Performance]**
Sweet: "What, wanna see what we got!?"
Cap'n: "Yo, yo, can you handle this!?"
K_K: "Hold onto your antennas!!"
*A short music and dance animation plays.*
Sweet: "Yo, how was that!"
Cap'n: "Did you get rocked?!"
K_K: "All our songs are only 4 seconds long!!"
**[About Queen]**
Sweet: "Queen wasn't always so... harsh."
Cap'n: "No, she WAS! She just got WORSE somehow!"
Sweet: "It wasn't 'til that DARK FOUNTAIN showed up,"
Cap'n: "That she started going into overdrive."
Sweet: ""Knight" this, "Knight" that, "Fountain" that..."
Cap'n: "Like, what does that Knight even have going for it that I don't!? C'mon!!"
Sweet: "But like I said. She wasn't ALWAYS so bad. She used to give me sweets. For being so sweet!"
Cap'n: "H... huh!? I never got candy!!"
Sweet: "You kept calling her a "hot mama," Cap."
Cap'n: "Yeah!? Is that wrong!? She looks like a mom and tends to overheat!!"
K_K: "K_K! Help me out here!!"
Cap'n: "K_K! What do you think?"
K_K: "... I like candy."
Sweet: "Yeah, you're right, K_K! We gotta focus on what's important!"
Cap'n: "If the band fights, we'll get outta tune!"
K_K: "Anyone have any lemon drops?"
**[Junk Work]**
Sweet: "Our main gig is making scrap into machines."
Cap'n: "Our clients are sometimes a bit off-key though."
K_K: "They smell off-key too!!"
Sweet: "Like some... little weird guy."
Cap'n: "He wanted us to sneak into Queen's mansion..."
K_K: "We're just rebels, we don't wanna get in trouble!"
Sweet: "But recently we got a real-high-class-client."
Cap'n: "A man of TASTE! He had a way with words!!"
K_K: "I couldn't even understand him!"
Sweet: "Now, all we gotta do is follow the blueprints, right?"
Cap'n: "It'll be our big time break!!"
K_K: "Yeah!! Haha!! It's gonna break apart! Big time!!"
**[Exit]**
Sweet: "See ya!"
Cap'n: "Smell ya!"
K_K: "Hear ya!"
*Player equips various items.*
**[Item Descriptions]**
*   **GlowWrist: "A tough bracelet made of green wires, and studded with sharp glowing lights."
*   **Ragger2: "A sharp and scratchy scarf. Worse healing, better attack."
*   **FiberScarf: "A basic scarf made of lightly magical fiber."
*   **Red Scarf: "A scarf made of soft microfiber. Balances attack and magic."
*   **DaintyScarf: "Delicate scarf that increases healing power but has no attack."
*The party leaves the shop.*
Some Darnkner: "Crash! Boom! Bang! There's a terrific noise coming from the building nearby.."
*You are filled with the power of noise*
*Player saves the game.*
**[Save Menu]**
*(The party encounters a battle with a "Smorgasbord 2": "Werewire, Tasque, Virovirokun.)*"
**[Battle Text]**
Ralsei: "There, there, it's okay, little..."
Tasque: "meowowmeow meowmeow"
Virovirokun: "Don't let this bug you"
Virovirokun: "I've got a..."
Virovirokun: "Just what..."
*You opened the treasure chest.*
*Inside was TensionBit.*
*TensionBit was added to your STORAGE.*
Diskette guy: "Hee hee hee... Shall I help you SAVE?"
Diskette guy: "... No, I shan't! I haven't the faintest idea what that is"
Diskette guy: "Hee hee hee...!"
Diskette guy: "Hee hee hee...!"
*You opened the treasure chest.*
*Inside was ReviveMint.*
*ReviveMint was added to your STORAGE.*
*The party rides the teacups up to the highway.*
Queen: "Enough You Foolish Children"
Queen: "I Have Been Merciful To You Thus Far But Now Is Time For:"
Queen: "Your Unwillful Imprisonment (Capture)"
Queen: "Drop The Capturing Capsules"
Ralsei: "... err, you missed."
Queen: "That Was Not A Miss It Was A Tactical Calibration"
Susie: "... so, uh, are you gonna try it again?"
Queen: "No I Only Have Like 4 Cages"
Queen: "OK Wait"
Queen: "I Have A Small Plot Twist For You"
Queen: "Come Forward My..."
*Noelle appears in her white ride.*
Noelle: "U... um... s-sorry, I just couldn't say no."
Susie: "Noelle!?"
Noelle: "H... hi, Susie. Umm, how are you?"
Susie: "Umm, okay, I guess?"
Noelle: "Your... um... roller coaster is, um... I like it!"
Susie: "Uhh... yours too?"
Noelle: "Th... thanks!"
Queen: "Okay This Isn't Working Bring In The Next Guy"
*Berdly appears on a duck ride.*
Berdly: "Fear not, my beloved Noelle!!"
Berdly: "This valiant warrior of brave intelligence"
Berdly: "Will be your knight in glow in the dark armor!"
Susie: "Berdly!? You asked BERDLY to be on your team!?"
Queen: "(I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask"
Berdly: "That's LORD Berdly to you simpletons!!"
Berdly: "And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly!"
Susie: "... the hell does that mean?"
Queen: "(I Have No Damn Clue Just Go With It"
Berdly: "You see, thanks to our WONDROUS Queen."
Berdly: "WE... will soon RULE the WORLD!"
Berdly: "And turn this Land of Fools... into a Smartopia."
Berdly: "A true Scientocracy, where the Geniuses of the world,"
Berdly: "Can bathe freely in pools of fresh fruit and ambrosia."
Berdly: "No longer held back by protozoans like YOU!"
Berdly: "And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I."
Berdly: "Our power... The "Light Nerd's" power..."
Ralsei: "You mean... "Lightners?""
Berdly: "Um, NO. Queen said "Light Nerds.""
Queen: "I Actually Did"
Ralsei: "Berdly, Queen's just manipulating you!!"
Berdly: "Heh... that's what she SAID you'd say to me!"
Queen: "I Actually Did"
Berdly: "Now, Kris!"
Berdly: "I must admit, I feel pity for you."
Berdly: "Unlike Susie, I always saw some potential in you."
Berdly: "Join our side, and I might let you scrub our royal toilet!"
[Player Choice: Join / ♥ Do not join]
Berdly: "Ah, Kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much."
Berdly: "Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority..."
Berdly: "Allow me to assist you!!"
*Battle with Berdly begins.*
Berdly: "Berdly rides in!"
Kris: "The whole gang will attempt to bump into Berdly's car!"
Berdly: "Kris, I get why you're getting in my way! You're jealous, aren't you!?"
Kris: "Smells like fried chicken."
Berdly: "Kris, you're tired of being the class No. 3, gazing distantly at Noelle and I's fruited figures..."
Kris: "Smells like fried chicken."
Berdly: "So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist Susie to take us down!?"
Berdly: "Berdly gives the secret signal!"
Berdly: "Kris... you are truly depraved. Playing in the mud with the class hellion..."
Berdly: "But Kris, I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side..."
Berdly: "You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Ha! Slightly."
Berdly: "Berdly's coaster is getting tired!"
*Berdly is defeated.*
Berdly: "W-what...? My coaster, it's...!"
Berdly: "Wh... what!? That's not fair!!!"
Berdly: "M... My Queen... Save me...!"
*Berdly's ride explodes.*
Queen: "In A Minute Dear"
Queen: "Hello Everyone I Have Some News Updates"
Queen: "You See"
Queen: "This "Roller," "Coaster""
Queen: "It's Not Actually"
Queen: ""Finished", Yet"
Susie: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!!"
Queen: "Pain"
*The track ends, and the party falls.*
Susie: "L... Looks like this trash saved us."
Susie: "C'mon..."
Susie: "Haha, who's king of the trash pile now!?"
*Susie falls.*
Susie: "O... Ow...!"
Ralsei: "Susie, are you alright?"
Susie: "... Heh, it's nothin'."
Susie: "I just..."
Susie: "O... ow."
Ralsei: "... sure you don't want me to look?"
Susie: "L-look at what? I'm fine!"
*Ralsei heals Susie.*
Susie: "WOAH HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU--"
Ralsei: "Feel better?"
Susie: "FEEL BETTER!? AFTER YOU JUST CAME UP AND--"
Susie: "Umm... doesn't feel WORSE, I guess."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "How do you do that, anyway?"
Susie: "That... healing... thingy."
Ralsei: "Oh, healing magic? It's simple, Susie. Anyone can do it."
Ralsei: "... I could even teach you, if you're interested."
Susie: "Heh, ask me again when it's, like, blood explosions."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "But, um, if you WANTED, I guess I could learn it."
Susie: "Then you wouldn't, y'know, have to annoy me with it anymore."
Ralsei: "Sure, Susie. Next time we have a break!"
Susie: "(Let's just go already, Kris...)"
*You dug through the trash...*
*And found a Dark Candy!*
*Dark Candy was added to your STORAGE.*
Trashy: "Oh boy, oh boy! I'm Trashy!"
Trashy: "Did you know about adjusting your INVENTORY?"
Trashy: "Trashcans like me can HOLD all sorts of things."
Trashy: "Just like your STORAGE, if you get more than 12 ITEMS!"
Susie: "Uh... yeah, not now."
Ralsei: "It was sort of an emotional moment."
Trashy: "Oh... Oh, that's okay..."
Susie: "Oh hell, is that Nubert over there!? Really, where!?"
Nubert: "I'm Nubert. Everybody loves me."
Nubert: "That's why I live in the trash."
*It's a lone doorframe.*
*But for some reason, you can't see through it...*
Ralsei: "By the way Kris, I just remembered!"
Ralsei: "Although you can only carry 12 ITEMS around..."
Ralsei: "Your STORAGE will hold any extra items you pick up."
Ralsei: "You can access it where you check Recruits!"
Ralsei: "(Enemies you SPARE get RECRUITED to our town, remember?)"
Susie: "Woah, that seems like pretty useful information."
Ralsei: "There's a fork in the path... Kris, it seems like..."
Ralsei: "It might be advantageous if we split up."
Ralsei: "Who do you want to go with?"
[Player Choice: Go with Ralsei / ♥ Go with Susie]
Susie: "Hey, why does Kris get to choose all the time!?"
Susie: "Ralsei, you're going with me!"
Ralsei: "H-huh!? K-Kris, I...!!"
*Susie drags Ralsei away, leaving Kris alone.*
*The party reaches a new puzzle area. Noelle steps onto a platform.*
Noelle: "It's a dead end...?"
*The platform starts to fall.*
Noelle: "Kris!! The platform's falling!! H-help me!!"
*Kris solves the puzzle, saving Noelle.*
Noelle: "S-sorry, Kris, you just saved me, didn't you...?"
Noelle: "Th... this one's falling, too!"
Noelle: "Kris, whatever you just did, keep doing it!!"
*Berdly appears on the upper walkway.*
Berdly: "Ahh, Kris. Stuck on this puzzle, I see?"
Berdly: "I thought I heard Noelle calling for help, but..."
Berdly: "I get what that sound was now. Kris."
Berdly: "Your brain must be crying."
Berdly: "Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now."
Berdly: "Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt."
Berdly: "If only I was there to do it for her."
Berdly: "She's but a powerless doe without my help..."
Noelle: "(Powerless!!?)"
Berdly: "Though being alone might be better than being with you!"
Berdly: "Kris, you would only get in the way!"
Berdly: "After all, you can't understand Noelle like I can."
Berdly: "Yes, you may have been her lifelong neighbor. But."
Berdly: "I am a maestro of emotional intelligence."
Berdly: "I can read her feelings like a strategy guide."
Berdly: "Which, I have NEVER needed by the way!"
Berdly: "You may see her as the simpleton girl next door."
Berdly: "But the reality. Is that she is."
Berdly: "A lovestruck girl with her heart on her sleeve."
Noelle: "(H-huh!? Berdly!?)"
Berdly: "And... Kris... The target of her affection..."
Noelle: "(BERDLY??? DEADLY KNOWS???)"
Berdly: "May be surprising to you."
Berdly: "It's... Truly sad. Such love... May never fruit."
*Berdly solves the puzzle, creating a path that spells "ILOVEMOUSE".*
Berdly: "What."
Berdly: "How did you..."
Berdly: "HOW DID YOU SOLVE THAT??"
Berdly: "Even a broken clock is right once a day."
Berdly: "And Kris, if anyone asks..."
Berdly: "I solved the puzzle!!"
Berdly: "It's not fair for YOU to get extra credit for a fluke!"
Berdly: "Get it!? Let NO ONE think otherwise! ESPECIALLY Susie!"
Berdly: "You KNOW she'd just... lord it over me!"
*Berdly leaves.*
*The party reaches the end of the alleyway, where Berdly is waiting.*
Berdly: "Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?"
Noelle: "Um, I... um.. I.."
Noelle: "We... have a truce...?"
Berdly: "A... truce!? With... Kris?"
Berdly: "Hahaha!! That's impossible!"
Berdly: "That would be double truces."
Noelle: "Huh?"
Berdly: "Worry not, my dearest Noelle."
Berdly: "I know what you really want to say."
Noelle: "You... you do?"
Berdly: "Going along with all this..."
Berdly: "You feel... forced, don't you?"
Berdly: "It's why you're not with Queen right now."
Noelle: "Berdly... you..."
Berdly: "Yes! I do!!"
Berdly: "Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!!"
Berdly: "Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!"
Berdly: "Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!!"
Noelle: "W-wait, just listen to me---!!!"
*Battle with Berdly begins.*
**[Battle Text]**
Berdly: "Kris! I get it! Your head's gotten big from solving that puzzle by DUMB LUCK!"
Berdly: "So now you're trying to win Noelle over... By taking advantage of her kindness!?"
Berdly: "Partake, Kris! The Zephyr of Punishment!"
Berdly: "Behold!!! Comrades!!!"
*Berdly summons two Werewires.*
Berdly: "That's right, Kris! Unlike you, I am a GENIUS! And you'll never beat US fighting alone!"
Berdly: "D-damn it!"
Noelle: "Berdly, are you okay...?"
Noelle: "Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him.."
Berdly: "Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha!"
Berdly: "The only one going easy mode, was me!"
Noelle: "You look... Exhausted."
Berdly: "I'm only tired of HOLDING BACK MY TRUE POWER!"
Berdly: "Ah, Noelle. It'd be too simple to save you now."
Berdly: "Kris! Go ahead and train your strength values."
Berdly: "Try hard, and maybe someday you'll be a worthy rival."
Berdly: "Heh! Sometimes I can't believe how cool I am..."
*Berdly ran away.*
Noelle: "(He hit me in the face with a tornado...)"
*After the battle, you are filled with the power of chicken nuggets.*
*File Saved*
Queen: "Oh, Kris Perfect Timing"
Queen: "Have You Seen --"
*Berdly falls from the sky.*
Berdly: "Oh my Luxurious Quuuueeeeennn!!"
Queen: "Oh My Circuits Kris Get In The Car"
*Queen and Kris get in the car and drive away.*
Berdly: "My Queen!! Where are you!!"
Berdly: "I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!!"
Berdly: "Hmm.. she's not here..."
*Berdly leaves.*
*Queen and Kris return.*
Queen: "That Was Close"
Queen: "Kris"
Queen: "Who Is Your Friend"
Queen: "My Face Recognition Software Does Not Compute"
Queen: "... And"
Queen: "Something About Them Seems"
Queen: "Cool"
Queen: "Robotic Even"
Noelle: "(...)"
Queen: "Kris We Must Drive To Find Noelle"
Queen: "Everyone Get In The Car"
*Noelle with a box on her head and Kris get in the car.*
Queen: "Kris Press Directions To Steer"
Queen: "Kris Don't Hit The Cars"
Queen: "Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cars"
Queen: "Lightners Love Traffic They Look It Up All The Time"
Queen: "Poor Noelle She Would Love Hitting All These Cars"
Noelle: "Umm, actually, I.. she, um, might not, um..."
Queen: "Stop Everything"
Queen: "Kris Get The Banana"
Queen: "Potassium"
Queen: "Here Comes A Crossing Get Ready To Stop"
*The car stops in front of a huge traffic jam.*
Queen: "Oh My Circuits It's A Traffic Jam"
Queen: "A Dog Must Have Wandered In The Road Again"
Queen: "Kris Be A Dear And Go Press The Walk Button"
Queen: "It's Just Over On The Other Side Of The Road"
*Kris gets out of the car. A minigame of crossing the road begins.*
Noelle: "Umm.. I'll go, too..."
Queen: "No"
Queen: "You Must Stay"
Noelle: "!?"
Queen: "Until You Hear All Of My Mixtape"
Noelle: "O-okay..."
Noelle: "(Kris... hurry up, please...)"
*Kris crosses the road.*
Queen: "Next Up Is My CD Of Various Car Horns"
Noelle: "(Kris, please hurry...)"
*Kris walks down an alley towards the traffic light switch.*
*Buy Queen Clean! The most popular cleaning flavors!*
*Queen Clean! Made of 100% acid!*
*A container opens with a crash, and Spamton appears from it.*
Spamton: "HEY EVERY         !! IT'S ME!!!"
Spamton: "EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]"
Spamton: "SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"
Spamton: "WOAH!! IF IT ISN'T A..."
Spamton: "LIGHT nER! HEY-HE HEY!!!"
Spamton: "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]"
Spamton: "ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?"
Spamton: "SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??"
Spamton: "LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???"
Spamton: "WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!"
Spamton: "IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]"
Spamton: "THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]"
Spamton: "WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE"
Spamton: "WHEN YOU CAN BE A"
Spamton: "[[BIG SHOT!!!]]"
Spamton: "[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]"
Spamton: "THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!"
Spamton: "AND I HAVE JUST."
Spamton: "THE THING."
Spamton: "YOU NEED."
Spamton: "THAT'S"
Spamton: "[[Hyperlink Blocked]]."
Spamton: "YOU WANT IT."
Spamton: "YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU."
Spamton: "WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!"
Spamton: "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME."
Spamton: "YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]."
Spamton: "YOU'RE LIGHT nER AREN'T YOU?"
Spamton: "YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]"
Spamton: "WHY DON'T YOU"
Spamton: "[[Show it off?]]"
Spamton: "HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"
*A battle with Spamton begins.*
**[Battle Text]**
[Player Choice: TELL ME MORE]
[Player Choice: GIVE MONEY]
[Player Choice: DON'T BUY]
[Player Choice: TAKE DEAL]
[Player Choice: REFUSE]
[Player Choice: YES DEAL]
*The battle ends.*
Spamton: "NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP..."
Spamton: "I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]"
Spamton: "IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]"
Spamton: "COME... ALONE."
Spamton: "AND DON'T... FORGET!"
Spamton: "TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]"
Spamton: "HAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"
*Spamton disappears into a dumpster.*
*It's a dumpster. Looks like there's a pillow inside.*
*The poster is torn, revealing a faded one underneath.*
*BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL...*
*The rest is cut off.*
*Kris reaches the button and presses it. The traffic jam disappears.*
Queen: "Get In"
*Kris gets in the car, and they continue on their way.*
Queen: "Kris We Have To Drive To Find Noelle"
Queen: "Turn On The High Beams"
*The car projects a "Queen signal" into the sky.*
Queen: "When She Sees The Queen Signal She Will Come Runnin"
Noelle: "W... Why do you.. need to find Noelle so badly?"
Queen: "What Are You Saying This City Is Dangerous"
Queen: "Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere"
Queen: "Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency"
Noelle: "Y... you're actually worried about her?"
Queen: "I Would Be If I Wasn't Going To Find Her"
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "B... but why her?"
Noelle: "Wait, let me guess... is it because..."
Noelle: "She's weak enough to make into your peon?"
Queen: "Haha No"
Queen: "Just The Opposite"
Queen: "It's Because She's Strong"
Noelle: "H.. huh? What do you--"
Queen: "Kris Stop The Car"
*The car stops. Everyone gets out.*
Noelle: "Wha..."
Noelle: "What's... wrong with it?"
*The car explodes.*
Queen: "Phew"
Queen: "I Was Just Concerned Because It Hadn't Exploded Yet"
Queen: "Looks Like We'll Have To Split Up On Foot"
Queen: "..."
Queen: "Kris If You See Noelle"
Queen: "Tell Her My Knowledge Of Her Preferences Is Absolute"
Queen: "And If She Needs Proof"
Queen: "Use This"
*Queen's Mixtape was thrown into your KEY ITEMS.*
Queen: "Toodles"
*Queen flies away. Noelle takes the box off her head.*
Noelle: "Ph... phew..."
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "Somehow, I feel like... we're almost out of here."
Noelle: "Let's go, Kris!"
*Kris and Noelle walk on.*
Noelle: "Gosh, that was close, wasn't it, Kris...?"
Noelle: "This... Strange world... this big city..."
Noelle: "It's so wild... It kind of makes my head spin."
Noelle: "...?"
Noelle: "Looks like another puzzle..."
Noelle: "Maybe if I go... down... here?"
*Noelle goes down to the lower level to solve the letter puzzle.*
Noelle: "...when I said this city makes my head spin..."
Noelle: "I didn't mean in a bad way... you know?"
Noelle: "I always wanted to go someplace new, you know?"
Noelle: "... And Dess... always told me she'd take me."
Noelle: "Somewhere like this."
Noelle: "Somewhere with shining lights."
Noelle: "... don't you miss exploring, Kris?"
Noelle: "Back when the four of us were kids?"
Noelle: "Gosh, remember that night we explored the forest behind the graveyard?"
Noelle: "Ha, I know we never found anything interesting back there..."
Noelle: "I mostly remember... Crying because I was scared."
Noelle: "But for some reason I feel... nostalgic thinking about it."
Noelle: "Dess wiping away my tears with Azzy's jacket..."
Noelle: "With warm sleeves that smelled like cinnamon."
Noelle: "I guess I didn't mind being scared if it meant..."
Noelle: "Someone would comfort me."
*Noelle solves the puzzle, spelling the word "DECEMBER".*
Noelle: "(Sigh...)"
Noelle: "(Kris is the only one who knows how weird I am.)"
Noelle: "(It's not fair, y'know?)"
Noelle: "(Everyone knows how weird YOU are. Fahahaha.)"
*Kris and Noelle reunite and walk on.*
*Kris and Noelle approach the carnival games.*
*It's a ball throwing game. Prizes are seated under the counter.*
Noelle: "O-oh no, she's coming back this way!!"
Noelle: "I'll hide in that stall!"
*Noelle hides. Queen appears.*
Queen: "Hey Check This Out"
*Queen throws a ball, knocks down all the bottles, and wins a prize—a plush toy of Noelle in a box.*
Queen: "Sweet"
Queen: "Where's My Peon"
Noelle: "Oh! Um..."
Noelle: "H-here!"
Queen: "Ha Ha"
Queen: "Nice"
Queen: "Wait I Actually Don't Want This"
*Queen throws the prize. Susie and Ralsei appear.*
Susie: "Hahaha, how was THAT!?"
Ralsei: "Haha, Susie! You're not supposed to ATTACK people with it!"
Susie: "Oh yeah!? Watch me!!!"
Ralsei: "Kris!!! There you are!!!"
Susie: "Kris!! Check out my new attack!!"
*Susie uses "UltimateHeal" on Kris.*
*You felt slightly healed.*
Susie: "Heh, how's that!? Meet the new healing master, Kris!"
Ralsei: "Oh. Yes. She is a real... "master" at it, Kris."
Susie: "God, teaching you sarcasm was a mistake."
Ralsei: "Hahahaha!"
Ralsei: "... Oh, Kris...? What's that you have there?"
Ralsei: "Is that a... gift for someone?"
**[Gift Choice]**
[Player Choice: Give to Noelle]
[Player Choice: Give to Ralsei]
[Player Choice: Give to Susie]
[Player Choice: ♥ Give to Berdly]
*Berdly appears.*
Berdly: "Kris, have you seen..."
Berdly: "Kris!? We took a break from trucing for ONE second..."
Berdly: "And you're ALREADY back with Susie!?"
Susie: "???????"
Berdly: "Should have expected this... hmph..."
Berdly: "You couldn't keep up with my puzzle-solving skills!"
*Kris gives the plush toy to Berdly.*
Berdly: "H... huh...?"
Berdly: "A plush...? Of... me?"
Berdly: "With... nipples?"
Berdly: "... Hmph. Guess I'll forgive you for now."
Berdly: "See you, Kris."
*Berdly leaves.*
**[Reaction to Gift]**
Susie: "Why the hell'd you give it to Berdly!?"
Noelle: "Why did you give it to Berdly!?"
Ralsei: "Um, what.. unexpected kindness, Kris!"
Susie: "... Let's just get the hell out of here."
*Noelle runs out from her hiding spot.*
Noelle: "W... wait!"
Susie: "N... Noel..."
*Everyone reunites.*
Susie: "... the hell were you doing in there? That's cheating."
Noelle: "I... I... um..."
Susie: "... hm. Glad you're okay though."
Susie: "Since that stupid Queen took you, I was kinda worried."
Noelle: "(Thump, thump...)"
Susie: "Wait."
Susie: "Aren't you on their side!?"
Noelle: "H-huh!?"
Noelle: "W-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!!"
Noelle: "Umm, I... I..."
Noelle: "Kris, help me..."
[Player Choice: ♥ We have a truce]
[Player Choice: She is our enemy]
Noelle: "Th... that's right! We have a truce!!"
Noelle: "Kris said I could... I could be on your team!"
Susie: "Oh, really?"
Susie: "... well, if Kris said so, I guess."
Susie: "Didn't really wanna kill you anyway."
Noelle: "(Thump, thump...)"
Susie: "So? Get in line already."
Noelle: "O... okay!!"
Noelle: "Kris... also s-said I should be... behind... Susie."
Susie: "Uhh... well, if Kris said so?"
Susie: "Let's go already."
*Berdly returns.*
Berdly: "Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!"
Susie: "(NO ONE WAS ASKING YOU)"
*The whole team is together.*
Susie: "... Hey, Noelle. One thing we gotta get straight."
Noelle: "Y-y-y-yes?"
Susie: "Where the hell'd you put that cool box?"
Noelle: "Umm, I... I just sort of... I..."
Susie: "Whatever. Just make us another one."
Noelle: "... um... o-okay, sure!"
*Kris approaches the last game.*
*It's a ball throwing game. Prizes are seated under the counter.*
*The team leaves the carnival area.*
*The team approaches the teacup ride.*
Ralsei: "Look Kris! Another teacup ride!"
Ralsei: "But there's only 3 seats..."
Noelle: "(M-maybe two of us could... sh-share one?)"
Susie: "Damn, guess we gotta take the stairs."
*The team goes up the stairs.*
*At the top, they find another teacup ride.*
Noelle: "Wait, I know! Umm, to turn off that force field..."
Noelle: "You just stay standing on this switch!"
Susie: "Huh."
Susie: "Well, see ya!"
*Susie and Ralsei leave, leaving Kris and Noelle.*
*Kris and Noelle solve the mouse and cheese puzzle.*
*After solving the puzzle.*
Susie: "Hell yea! Take that, you stupid mice!"
Ralsei: "It's nice seeing you enjoy a puzzle, Susie."
Susie: "Well. Maybe they aren't awful if you do 'em like that."
Susie: "... not bad, Noelle. That was kinda smart."
Noelle: "H-Huh? Th... thanks..."
Susie: "Heh, maybe next time I'll let you do my homework."
Noelle: "(Can I?)"
*The team collects all the mice.*
*You put the mice in the hole.*
*The mouse counter fills up to 20.*
Susie: "20 more!? Damn, we're gonna be here forever!"
Noelle: "M... maybe if we.. um, split up the work?"
Susie: "Huh?"
*A mouse-catching minigame begins.*
Noelle: "I'll release the mice..."
Noelle: "Susie will break the balloons when they reach the top..."
Noelle: "And Kris, you catch them! Umm, if that's ok."
Noelle: "Ready...?"
Noelle: "Go!"
*After successfully completing the minigame.*
Noelle: "I think we're done with this puzzle, Kris!"
*The team moves on.*
*The team approaches Queen's mansion.*
Ralsei: "Look!! We're finally close to the Fountain!"
Ralsei: "It's Queen's mansion!!"
Noelle: "H-huh!? W-wait, why did we come here!?"
*Queen appears.*
Queen: "Kris You Brought Noelle Right To Me"
Queen: "(I Knew Our Truce Was The Best)"
Queen: "But Unfortunately"
Queen: "That Means Trucies Are Over"
Queen: "Noelle Get Over Here"
Noelle: "But I... I..."
Queen: "Noelle"
Queen: "I Will Only Say It One Time"
Queen: "Infinitely"
Queen: "Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Ove"
Noelle: "I... I..."
Queen: "Noelle Are You Listening"
Queen: "Let Me If-Then This For You"
Queen: "How About: IF You Don't Listen THEN"
Queen: "A Certain Bird Might Take A Ride In The Acid River"
Noelle: "B... Berdly!?"
Noelle: "(That's right, he was just with us...)"
Noelle: "(Queen must have captured him when we weren't looking...!?)"
Noelle: "(...)"
Noelle: "(I... I'm sorry... Kris, Susie... I...)"
Noelle: "(I wish I could have stayed with you longer, but...)"
Noelle: "(I... I can't let Berdly get hurt, y'know?)"
Susie: "..."
*Noelle goes over to Queen's side.*
Queen: "Don't Be Sad Noelle Honey"
Queen: "All That Remains Is The Final Step"
*Berdly appears.*
Berdly: "My splendorious Queen! There you are!"
Berdly: "Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store,"
Berdly: "Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny."
Queen: "Okay Plan B"
*Queen captures Noelle in a cage.*
Berdly: "H-huh!? What are you doing!?"
Queen: "I See Now Her Will Must Be Unleashed By Force"
Queen: "Perhaps If I Make Her Face Into A Robot One...?"
Berdly: "B-but.. you said you wouldn't do that if I..."
Queen: "Variable Lying Set To True"
Berdly: "We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!"
Queen: "Understood"
Queen: "Fairness Activated"
*Queen captures everyone except Kris in cages.*
Susie: "H-HEY!!!!"
Queen: "Good Thing I Calibrated Those Cages"
Berdly: "You... you said I could trust you!!"
Berdly: "You said you were a GAMER!!!"
Queen: "Berdly"
Queen: "I Only Play Mobile Games"
Berdly: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Queen: "One Of You Is Going To Help Me With My Plan"
Queen: "And It's Going To Be Noelle"
Queen: "The Rest Of You"
Queen: "Go To Your Rooms"
*Queen flies away with the cages.*
Ralsei: "Wh... What are you going to do with me?"
*Queen drops a glass.*
Queen: "Oh Damn"
Queen: "You're Still Here"
Queen: "I Only Made Four Cages Ha Ha Ha"
Queen: "I Literally Don't Know Ha Ha Ha"
*Queen flies away with Ralsei.*
*(The scene begins in Kris's room in Queen's Mansion. It's not a normal room, but a stylized prison cell in the shape of a giant computer desk. Kris is floating in the center, trapped in a green force beam. Items reflecting his interests are scattered around: "a piano, a book, a calendar. Queen appears on a huge monitor.)*"
Queen: "How Do You Like Your New Accommodations"
Queen: "As You Can See They Are Perfectly Suited To Your Interests"
Queen: "(Which I Gleaned From Your Internet Search History LMAO)"
Queen: "I Estimate You Will Have No Desire To Leave"
Queen: "Please Tantilize Yourself With Your Surroundings"
Queen: "And Wait Patiently While I Dominate The World"
Queen: "Toodles"
*Queen's image disappears from the screen. A dialogue box from Susie appears, who is obviously in another room.*
Susie: "K... Kris? Hey!!"
Susie: "Looks like there's some way to communicate between rooms."
*Queen reappears on the screen, interrupting Susie.*
Queen: "Convenient Isn't It I Really Thought Of Everything"
Susie: "Anyway, let's think of some way to get out of here!!"
Susie: "Ralsei, you got any ideas...?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Hey... where the hell's Ralsei?"
*A high, squeaky scream is heard from somewhere far away.*
Susie: "Damn, that soft-yet-tender screaming -"
Susie: "Kris, that's gotta be him!!"
Susie: "Quick, we gotta think of some way to get out!!"
Susie: "Anything you smuggled in that might help us!?"
*The player opens Kris's inventory. It contains a Glowshard, a ChocDiamond, a Clubswich, and a ReviveMint. The player reads the descriptions.*
**[Item Descriptions]**
*   **Glowshard: "A shimmering shard. Its value increases each Chapter."
*   **ChocDiamond: "It's quite small, but some people REALLY like it. +??HP"
*   **Clubswich: "A sandwich that can be split into 3. Heals 70 HP to the team."
*   **ReviveMint: "Heals a fallen ally to MAX HP. A minty green crystal."
*The player uses the Clubswich. Kris's health is restored to 120/120. Then the player checks stats and equipment.*
**[Stats Screen]**
*   **STATS: "ATK 12, Defense 6, Magic 0, Guts 0."
*   **SPELLS: "ACT - Do all sorts of things. It isn't magic."
*The player changes Kris's equipment. The Wood Blade is replaced with the BounceBlade, the White Ribbon with the Pink Ribbon.*
**[Equipment Descriptions]**
*   **Wood Blade: "A wooden practice blade with a carbon-reinforced core."
*   **BounceBlade: "A pink saber with a rubber blade. Weak, but increases defense."
*   **White Ribbon: "A crinkly hair ribbon that slightly increases your defense."
*   **Pink Ribbon: "A cute hair ribbon that increases the range of the GrazeArea."
*The player returns to the game.*
Susie: "Hey, Kris... do you hear something...?"
Susie: "Sounds like it's coming from your... pocket?"
Susie: "Your phone going off or something?"
*The player opens the inventory, goes to the Key Items section. There are a Cell Phone and Lancer.*
*You tried to call on the Cell Phone.*
*Distorted, chaotic music plays.*
*It's nothing but garbage noise.*
*The player uses the "Lancer" item.*
**[Item Description]**
*   **Lancer: "Hoho! It's me, Lancer! Release me and I will release you!"
*Lancer jumps out of Kris's pocket.*
Lancer: "Because I missed you!! Ha ha ha!!"
Susie: "Lancer!? That you!? I thought you ditched us!!"
Lancer: "No!! I love ditches but I would never ditch you!!"
Lancer: "I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole."
Susie: "Uhh, "pocket.""
Lancer: "Yes!! And I saw it all!!"
Lancer: "Pants. Lint. Various Items."
Lancer: "A wild Mom put you in some Shock Cages."
Susie: "Hahah, yeah. We're trapped, so, uh..."
Susie: "Hey, wait didja see us on the roller coaster!?"
Lancer: "Yes!!! It was amazing!! My first coaster ride!!!"
Lancer: "Ha ha!! I love getting nauseous with friends!!"
*Lancer starts to vibrate and glow.*
Susie: "Hey you should probably, uh, free us."
Lancer: "Oh right!! Yes!!"
Lancer: "You can always rely on a friendly Me..."
Lancer: "To make you free!!!"
*Lancer runs to the computer and starts randomly mashing the keyboard.*
Lancer: "Haha!! I have no idea how to use this!!"
Lancer: "Request... new item for room?? That sounds good."
Lancer: "Item request: Shovel."
Lancer: "Quantity: Let's say... 999."
*The red text "QUANTITY OVERLOAD" appears on the monitor. The force beam holding Kris deactivates. Kris lands on a green hoverboard.*
Lancer: "Hoho!! It worked!!"
Lancer: "Let's go, blue person!!"
*Lancer jumps onto Kris's shoulders. The player can now move freely around the room.*
*Kris examines the items in the room, which turn out to be the results of his internet searches.*
*   *(From search query: "video game piano tutorial)*"
*You tried to use the communicator.*
Susie: "Kris!? The hell are you doing!?"
Susie: "Huh? Trying to fit your head inside? Yeah, me too."
Susie: "HEY!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!"
*   *(From search query: "how many gumballs in gumball machine)*"
*   *(From search query: "sharpest kitchen knife jello)*"
*   *(From search query: "how to use magic)*"
*   *(From search query: "summer vacation college when.)*"
*   *(From search query: "video game piano tutoriel)*"
*Kris leaves the room.*
*Kris, Susie, and Lancer reunite in the guest hall, filled with purple doors with a bat symbol.*
Susie: "Kris, hey!!!"
Susie: "Man... Lancer...! You're the best, dude!"
*Susie gives Lancer a big hug.*
Susie: "C'mon, Noelle and Ralsei are waiting!!"
Lancer: "Yes...! Let's put the pedal on the medal!!"
Lancer: "Cough... cough*"
Susie: "...?"
Susie: "Hey, Lancer, you OK?"
Lancer: "I... I'm fine! Just..."
Lancer: "Cold..."
*Lancer falls to the floor and turns to stone.*
Susie: "H... hey, what the hell!?"
Susie: "Hey, are you OK, dude...? Here, lemme help..."
*Susie tries to use "UltimateHeal", but nothing happens.*
Lancer: "... th-thanks, Susie... but..."
Susie: "D... darn, it's not strong enough, huh..."
Susie: "Quick, Kris, let's find Ralsei! Maybe he can heal him!"
*Berdly appears.*
Berdly: "Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?"
Susie: "Uhhh... yeah we are."
Berdly: "But Noelle -- my damsel in distress -- she must be..."
Berdly: "... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!"
Susie: "Okay FINE you can come if you shut up."
*Berdly joins the party. Kris examines the doors.*
*You respected the Gamer's Code. No screen peeking.*
*It's wallpapered with the pink cat ad from the city. It's animated, too.*
*... it's just a basketball court.*
*You opened the door with your eyes closed. You saw nothing.*
*The team enters the next room.*
*The room is a stage with a shadow puzzle. Susie and Berdly take positions on the sides.*
Susie: "Looks like a puzzle."
Susie: "... think, uh, YOU can do it, Kris?"
Berdly: "Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone."
Berdly: "I'LL think of a solution!"
Susie: "Kris, just ignore him."
Susie: "I'll just be over here where I can't hear you."
Berdly: "And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!"
Lancer: "If only Lesser Dad was here to help!"
Susie: "Uh, you mean like, a genius?"
Lancer: "No, he's more like a sad clown."
*Kris successfully solves the puzzle, forming a face from the shadows.*
Susie: "Yeah!! We got it!!"
Berdly: "Wh... What!? Hey, wait a second --"
Berdly: "How'd you... How'd you solve it without me!?"
Susie: "Hahaha!! Kris figured it out before you!! Jealous?"
Berdly: "Well I..."
Berdly: "I knew the answer, I just wanted to see Kris try, first!"
Berdly: "It's called SUSPENSE, Susan!! DRAMATIC, suspense!!"
Susie: "Then YOU do the next one."
Berdly: "Fine! I will!"
Susie: "(Also my name's not Susan?)"
*The team moves to the next room with a more complex puzzle.*
Berdly: "Ha. Child's play. Couldn't you give me a harder one?"
Berdly: "For example, if anyone had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube..."
Susie: "Just tell us the solution."
Berdly: "Well..."
Berdly: "First, you..."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor."
Susie: "Alright. What do we move first."
Berdly: "Um..."
Susie: "Kris?"
Berdly: "J... Just give me a moment!!"
Berdly: "It's not like Kris could even solve it anyway!!"
*Berdly tries to solve the puzzle but fails. Susie mocks him, which triggers a flashback for Berdly.*
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "I..."
Berdly: "In..."
Berdly: "There..."
Berdly: "I... I... I just..."
*The screen goes dark. Berdly's story about his past begins.*
Berdly: "I used to be a forgettable little bluebird."
Berdly: "No one even remembered my name."
Berdly: "Then... one day, came the spelling bee Noelle and I studied for."
Berdly: "When it came down to the two of us..."
Berdly: "She got nervous and couldn't speak."
Berdly: "She lost."
Berdly: "And I won."
Berdly: "That was when I tasted it."
Berdly: "The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!"
Berdly: "The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!"
Berdly: "Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class."
Berdly: "... but it's only because Noelle helps me study."
Berdly: "She's... smart."
Berdly: "But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now."
Berdly: "What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?"
Berdly: "That's... why I wanted to make a new world."
Berdly: "A world where we'll ALWAYS be number 1 and number 2!!!"
Berdly: "But... I was so wrapped up in that, I got tricked by Queen."
Berdly: "And now... Noelle is going to suffer because of it."
Berdly: "Maybe I did just like being superior."
Berdly: "Maybe I am... just... an idiot."
*The flashback ends. Berdly stands with his head bowed.*
Lancer: "Don't cry, chicken-nugget-man."
Lancer: "All of us are idiots, too."
Berdly: "Huh...?"
Susie: "... I mean, like, I dunno about everyone else, but..."
Susie: "Whether you're the smart kid or not."
Susie: "We couldn't care less."
Susie: "Screw up as much as you want, honestly."
Susie: "It's not like our opinion of you could get any worse."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "Susie... you... you'd... accept me...? Even if I'm... dumb?"
Susie: "Uh... y... yeah?"
Susie: "It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2."
Susie: "Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member."
Berdly: "S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?"
Berdly: "... Susie..."
Berdly: "You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well."
Berdly: "Perhaps I... underestimated you."
Berdly: "But worry not!! I have decided!!!"
Berdly: "I will turn over a new leaf from now on..."
Berdly: "And FIGHT! For the side..."
Berdly: "OF IGNORANCE!!!"
Susie: "WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU TO BE AN IDIOT!!!"
Lancer: "Just, sometimes it's OK to make mistakes!!"
Berdly: "Hahaha -- and make mistakes, I will!!!"
Berdly: "Onward!!"
Susie: "Ugh, why couldn't Ralsei be here to teach the moral lesson!?"
*Kris solves the second puzzle.*
Susie: "Whoops, looks like Kris did it again."
Berdly: "H-huh!? W... wait!! Wait just a second!!"
Berdly: "You can't have --"
Berdly: "You just got lucky! It's just trial and error!"
Berdly: "The brute force method! Ha! A caveman could do it!"
Berdly: "Except cavemen died OUT, because they're STUPID!"
Berdly: "I'M solving the next one, so --"
Berdly: "Just STAY HERE until I'm done!!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Yeah, like we're gonna wait that long."
*The team moves to the next room.*
*The team enters the dining hall. Swatchlings are sitting at long tables.*
Swatchling: "This downstairs table will be for our special guests."
Swatchling: "There's a dinner party on the 2nd floor for everyone else."
Swatchling: "Everything is proceeding as planned."
*The team moves on, into the kitchen.*
Susie: "Th... that screaming... Ralsei...!?"
*In the kitchen, Ralsei in a butler outfit is fending off a crowd of Swatchlings.*
Ralsei: "U-umm, you don't have to do this...!"
Ralsei: "... Just because you like my outfit!"
*The Swatchlings carry Ralsei away.*
Ralsei: "O-oh!! Kris, Susie!! Umm, how may I serve you...?"
Susie: "The hell are you wearing!?"
Ralsei: "Umm, Queen didn't have a room for me, so... err..."
Ralsei: "She made me into one of her butlers, instead..."
Susie: "Whatever!! Ralsei! Can you heal Lancer!?"
Ralsei: "O-oh! Of course!"
*Ralsei tries to heal Lancer, but his magic doesn't work.*
Lancer: "Haha... it's... cold..."
Ralsei: "..."
Ralsei: "I'm afraid... This is something I can't heal."
Susie: "Wh-what!?"
Ralsei: "Lancer... doesn't belong in this world..."
*Lancer turns to stone.*
Susie: "Lancer!? Lancer, hey...!!"
Ralsei: "You see, each Dark Fountain creates a different "world.""
Ralsei: "A "world" whose Darkners reflect the will of its fountain."
Ralsei: "But, though those Darkners can exist in their own worlds..."
Ralsei: "They might not "belong" if they go to another one."
Susie: "... so can we help him!?"
Ralsei: "Yes."
Ralsei: "Castle Town's Grand Fountain is made of pure darkness."
Ralsei: "As long as it stays flowing, any Darkner can live there."
Susie: "So... if we bring Lancer back to school, he'll be OK again."
Susie: "... So we just need to get out of here, huh?"
Ralsei: "Right."
Susie: "... alright."
Susie: "Lancer, we'll be back for you, buddy..."
*Berdly appears.*
Berdly: "Your friend... If we defeat Queen, we can save him?"
Susie: "Uh, yeah?"
Berdly: "With me out of the way, Queen..."
Berdly: "... is going to force Noelle to do her bidding."
Berdly: "And if Noelle..."
Berdly: "... She might make her face into a robot one."
Berdly: "Susie..."
Berdly: "Could you... assist me in saving Noelle?"
Susie: "... huh...? M-me?"
Berdly: "I... I... just can't do it by myself."
Berdly: "But if you can help me... I have a plan."
Susie: "..."
Berdly: "I remember from Queen's tour of this place..."
Berdly: "There's a secret shortcut on the third floor."
Berdly: "While Kris is distracting Queen,"
Berdly: "Susie will take the shortcut to reach Noelle,"
Berdly: "And transfer her to me on the roof."
Berdly: "From there, I'll bring her to a safe hiding spot..."
Berdly: "And together, we can all defeat Queen!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Alright, sure. We'll give it a shot."
Berdly: "Haha! Most excellent!! Then..."
Berdly: "See you on the roof, fools!!"
*Berdly leaves.*
Susie: "Alright."
Susie: "Alright, let's go!"
Susie: "... would you like to come with us?"
Ralsei: "Of course!"
*Ralsei joins the party.*
*The team goes up to the second floor and approaches the main entrance of the mansion.*
*Looking at these giant legs...*
*You are filled with the power of legs.*
*File Saved*
*The team enters the next room.*
Queen: "I See You Have Escaped From Your Room Units"
Queen: "Who Can Blame You For Wanting To See My Glorious Mansion"
Queen: "You Won't Want To Take Your Eyes Off This Beautiful Art"
Susie: "We're not here to look at your stupid pictures!"
Queen: "Oh It Was Not A Recommendation"
Queen: "I Was Just Warning You LMAO"
*The screen with Queen disappears, and a row of paintings appears in its place. The floor starts shooting laser balls.*
*The team dodges the attacks and moves down the hallway, examining the items.*
*Tasque Manager appears.*
Tasque Manager: "Just what do you think you're doing?"
Tasque Manager: "Would you assist in organizing these paintings?"
[Player Choice: Yes]
Tasque Manager: "How refined."
Tasque Manager: "Then, the first question."
Tasque Manager: "Which painting's name is first alphabetically?"
[Player Choice: ♥ Left]
Tasque Manager: "How refined."
Tasque Manager: "Then, the next question."
Tasque Manager: "Which painting's name is third alphabetically?"
[Player Choice: Bottom]
Tasque Manager: "Incorrect. It seems your organization is lacking."
Tasque Manager: "Someone ought to whip you into shape!"
*A battle with Tasque Manager begins.*
**[Battle Text]**
*After the battle, the team continues down the hallways, dodging attacks and breaking vases.*
*The team takes a teacup elevator to the next floor.*
*The team enters a dining room where they are met by Swatchlings and other guests.*
Swatchling: "Welcome to the 2F Dinner Party Section A."
Swatchling: "Please enjoy the provided acid."
Hacker: "Psst... I'm the Hacker. Nobody figured it out yet but it's me."
Hacker: "There's an east treasure's hallway leading to BASEMENT on 1F..."
Hacker: "Come down there and I'll help you crack the code."
Maus: "Yes! Yes! Queen is right! Send error report! Send error report!"
Maus: "Couldn't agree more! Send error report! Send error report!"
Mausmillian: "I am Mausmillian. I stand leagues and inches above all the other mice."
Mausmillian: "Only Nubert is on my level."
Nubert: "Nubert's movin' up in the world."
*The team finds a key in one of the food rooms and opens the door leading further.*
*The team goes through another maze with paintings and lasers.*
*The team takes a teacup elevator to the third floor.*
*On the third floor, they find another dining room and solve a puzzle with flying dishes to get a key.*
*The team opens the door and goes up.*
*The scene begins with Kris, Susie, and Ralsei jumping into three separate teacups on a rotating platform. In the background, on a balcony, stands Rouxls Kaard. The platform rises, and a ride-battle begins.*
*The attacks begin. Pendulums swing from above, which must be avoided. Then blue balls fall, which the heroes dodge by spinning in their cups. After that, three streams of brown liquid (probably tea or coffee) pour from above, forcing the team to move around the platform to avoid them. The battle ends when the platform reaches the top floor.*
*The team exits the ride onto the third floor of the mansion. The floor is covered with a red carpet, and bookshelves line the sides.*
*Kris approaches a bookshelf.*
*The team moves on and sees three Swatchlings looking at a projection on the wall. The projection is an animated black-and-white column of smoke or energy, resembling a fountain.*
Swatchling: "The KNIGHT created the FOUNTAIN, and this WORLD."
Swatchling: "It might be even more powerful than Queen."
Swatchling: "... for now."
Swatchling: "The QUEEN has been very interested in this video recently."
Swatchling: "Where the KNIGHT creates the Fountain by its own hand..."
Swatchling: "Well, it's that and Cyber City's Funniest Home Videos."
Swatchling: "We are oft..."
Swatchling: "We are often forced to star in those videos."
Swatchling: "This is today's dinner entertainment."
Swatchling: "I've heard it's called "The Birth of a Fountain.""
Swatchling: "What an elegant name."
Swatchling: "How elegant!"
*Kris interacts with the projection.*
*The team moves on. Berdly appears.*
*You have an extremely irrational idea to go back and listen to what kind of deal a buggy spam seller is offering you anyway.*
*The party travels back through the Cyber Field to the Trash Zone where they first met Spamton.*
*The party approaches the dumpster where Spamton's shop is located.*
*The door is unlocked.*
[Player Choice: ♥ Go Inside / Don't go in]
Susie: "What? You wanna go in by yourself...?"
Susie: "... whatever. Do what you want."
*Kris enters alone.*
*Kris enters Spamton's shop. Spamton is behind the counter.*
Spamton: "HEY EVERY !"
Spamton: "IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!"
[Player Choice: LET'S MAKE A DEAL.]
Spamton: "KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On a Saturday Night]]!"
Spamton: "AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAEAHAEAH!!"
Spamton: "BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?"
Spamton: "LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion]..."
Spamton: "[A Great Deal] IS WAITING For [A Limited Time Only!]"
Spamton: "A HEAVEN-PIERCING [Workout-Ready Body]"
Spamton: "[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect!] (C)"
Spamton: "KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]."
Spamton: "BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]"
Spamton: "VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]."
Spamton: "BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!"
Spamton: "YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE."
Spamton: "WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!"
Spamton: "AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]"
Spamton: "WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!"
Spamton: "TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!"
Spamton: "[BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!"
[Player Choice: BUY]
Spamton: "HURRY UP AND BUY!"
*Kris buys the KeyGen from Spamton for 58 Kromer.*
Spamton: "MANSION... BASEMENT!"
Spamton: "FIND IT!!"
*Kris leaves the shop.*
Susie: "... what kinda creepy stuff were you buying anyway?"
Susie: "Nah... like I even wanna know. Yikes."
Ralsei: "She said she hoped if it was candy, you'd share with her..."
Susie: "SHUT UP!!!"
Susie: "Kris!"
*The party travels back to Queen's Mansion.*
*The party returns to the main hall of Queen's Mansion. They go through the previously opened secret passage in the art gallery.*
*Kris uses the KeyGen on the locked door.*
*Kris used the KEYGEN.*
*A sound of a lock opening is heard, followed by a triumphant jingle.*
*The door to the basement opens.*
Ralsei: "Kris...? You want us to stay here?"
Susie: "Sure, whatever."
Susie: "Me n' Ralsei'll have fun without you."
*Kris enters the basement alone.*
*Kris descends a long, dark path. He navigates a series of dark corridors and rides a teacup down a long shaft.*
*He/they reaches a large, dark chamber. In the center, suspended by wires, is a large, unfinished robotic body. This is the body for Spamton NEO.*
*Kris interacts with a machine next to the body.*
[Player Choice: ♥ Yes / No]
*Kris tries to call on his Cell Phone.*
*Kris returns to Spamton's shop in the Trash Zone.*
*Kris enters the shop and gives the EmptyDisk to Spamton.*
Spamton: "KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [Funky] LITTLE [Worm]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!"
Spamton: "HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!!"
Spamton: "... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK."
Spamton: "THEN WE WILL TRANSFER."
Spamton: "MY [Hyperlink Blocked]."
Spamton: "THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT."
Spamton: "GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK."
Spamton: "BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT."
Spamton: "DO THAT..."
Spamton: "AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guarantee] I WILL [Pass My Savings Onto You!]!"
Spamton: "EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS."
Spamton: "SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT..."
Spamton: "[[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]]"
Spamton: "[[OUR STORE IS PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!!]]*"
[Player Choice: ♥ TRANSFER]
Spamton: "FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [Request Accepted]"
Spamton: "KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[ trasferimento di dati ]]!!!"
*Spamton disappears into the disk. The EmptyDisk is now the LoadedDisk.*
*Kris returns to the basement of Queen's Mansion and inserts the LoadedDisk into the machine.*
*The robotic body begins to shake violently. Green energy courses through the wires connecting it to the ceiling.*
Spamton NEO: "HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ..."
Spamton NEO: "HERE I AM!! KRIS!!"
Spamton NEO: "BIG,"
Spamton NEO: "BIG,"
Spamton NEO: "[[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]"
Spamton NEO: "HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS"
Spamton NEO: "FREEDOM."
Spamton NEO: "I WON'T HAVE TO BE"
Spamton NEO: "JUST A PUPPET"
Spamton NEO: "ANY MORE!!!!"
Spamton NEO: "..."
Spamton NEO: "OR... SO... I... THOUGHT."
*Spamton NEO became irritated*
Spamton NEO: "WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?"
Spamton NEO: "WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?"
Spamton NEO: "It's still DARK... SO DARK!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS."
Spamton NEO: "KRIS."
Spamton NEO: "KRIS."
Spamton NEO: "THAT'S RIGHT."
*Spamton NEO instantly turned at Kris. Kris also instantly back-warded before Spamton NEO bullheaded Him/them.*
Spamton NEO: "YOU."
Spamton NEO: "I NEED YOU."
Spamton NEO: "TO BE BIG."
Spamton NEO: "WITH ME."
Spamton NEO: "VERY VERY BIG"
Spamton NEO: "SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND"
Spamton NEO: "SEE PAST THE DARK"
Spamton NEO: "STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO"
*There nowhere to retreat*
Spamton NEO: "HEAVEN"
*Spamton NEO pointing a Hand-Blaster at Kris*
Spamton NEO: "I"
Spamton NEO: "JUST NEED"
Spamton NEO: "THAT LITTLE,"
Spamton NEO: "[[SOUL]]"
Spamton NEO: "Y O U HAVE"
*The party is pulled into the battle by Susie and Ralsei, who arrive just in time.*
Susie: "The hell was that!?"
Ralsei: "Kris, we were worried about you, so..."
*The battle with Spamton NEO begins. The party is riding in teacups on roller coaster tracks.*
Spamton NEO: "KRIS!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR [Side Chick]S!?"
Spamton NEO: "WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]!"
Spamton NEO: "TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]..."
*The tracks break, and the party is thrown into a chaotic battle arena.*
Spamton NEO: "[Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!]"
Spamton NEO: "SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Ar]"
*The battle proceeds. The party must use "Snap" ACTs to cut Spamton's wires, or charge TP to fire a "Big Shot".*
**[Battle Text]**
Spamton NEO: "KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!?"
Spamton NEO: "3X THE [Fire]Power. 2X THE [Water]Power. AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING IN [Style]"
Spamton NEO: "WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]"
Spamton NEO: "THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams]"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA BE [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]!?"
Spamton NEO: "OR... DID YOU NEED A LITTLE [Specil Tour]?"
Spamton NEO: "ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big]."
Spamton NEO: "THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls], KRIS!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS! CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!?"
Spamton NEO: "LOOK IN MY [Eyes]"
Spamton NEO: "LOOK IN MY [Mouth]"
Spamton NEO: "I CAN'T STAND IT!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS... TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!"
Spamton NEO: "DO YOU WANNA BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] YOUR WHOLE LIFE!?"
*The party continues to snap wires until Spamton's defense drops to 0%.*
Spamton NEO: "WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!"
Spamton NEO: "MY... MY [Wires]..."
Spamton NEO: "THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!?"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS... YOU... YOU'RE [Gifting] ME MY [Freedom]?!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS... AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!?"
Spamton NEO: "AFTER ALL THE [Unforgettable D3als] [Free KROMER] I GAVE YOU"
Spamton NEO: "YOU'RE FINALLY REPAYING MY [Genorisity]!?"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!!"
Spamton NEO: "[Friendship]!!!"
Spamton NEO: "KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!"
Spamton NEO: "CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!!"
Spamton NEO: "ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!"
Spamton NEO: "AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!"
Spamton NEO: "NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!"
Spamton NEO: "HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!"
*Spamton NEO is pulled upwards by his remaining strings and explodes.*
*The party is back in the dark basement. Spamton, now just a small puppet again, falls from the ceiling.*
Spamton: "It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet."
Spamton: "But you three... You're strong."
Spamton: "With a power like that..."
Spamton: "Maybe you three can break your own strings."
Spamton: "Let me become your strength."
*Spamton transforms into the Dealmaker scarf and the ShadowCrystal.*
//+5DF, +5 Magic, $ +30%, reduces damage received from Puppet/Cat attacks by 40%
*Kris holds the ShadowCrystal up to his eye.*
*The party equips the new items and leaves the basement.*
Berdly: "K..."
Berdly: "Kris, Susan... Glad to see you arrive unwounded."
Berdly: "Now, let us haste!"
*Berdly approaches a bookshelf and opens a secret passage.*
Berdly: "Through here is a secret passageway to the roof!"
Berdly: "There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle."
Susie: "Uhh, okay."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "(Wait, what's "enrescue-fy" mean?)"
Berdly: "Oh, Kris."
Berdly: "Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen!"
Berdly: "Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!"
Susie: "Fine, whatever!"
*Susie and Berdly go into the secret passage.*
Ralsei: "Kris, do you think of me as your lackey...?"
[Player Choice: Of course / ♥ Of course not]
Ralsei: "H-huh...? Y-you mean..."
Ralsei: "* (Y-you think of me as more than a lackey...?)"
*A sparkle appears above Ralsei, he is happy.*
*Kris and Ralsei are left alone. They approach a save point.*
**[Save Menu]**
*They move on and see a golden statue of Berdly stuck in a toilet in a bathroom.*
Ralsei: "When are they gonna be done in there?"
*Kris and Ralsei approach a large green river of acid. A monitor hangs on the wall.*
Ralsei: "A... acid?"
Queen: "Oh You Mean The Free Juice"
Queen: "You Will Learn To Love It Like Family"
Ralsei: "Why do you have this!?"
Queen: "It Is My Mansion's Energy Source And Fun To Drink"
Queen: "Bye Ha Ha Ha"
*Queen disappears from the screen. Kris presses a switch, and a large white swan boat appears from the acid.*
Ralsei: "I suppose... this... works. Haha."
*Kris and Ralsei get into the swan boat and sail down the acid river. Small houses on islands are visible around.*
Ralsei: "Now, we have to think of some way to distract Queen..."
Queen: "Ohhh Wow I'm So Distracted Right Now"
Ralsei: "What are these... Little houses?"
Queen: "Just Tropical Villas For My Guests Isn't That Thoughtful"
Ralsei: "... How would anybody fit inside?"
Queen: "Shrink From The Acid"
Queen: "Kris Get The Banana"
*Kris takes a banana floating down the river.*
*Potassium*
Ralsei: "Kr... Kris isn't going to do what you say!"
Ralsei: "Th-that's okay, Kris. It's good for you."
*They approach a tunnel blocked by a giant blue hand.*
Ralsei: "... looks like we're coming up on a tunnel!"
Ralsei: "H-huh? There's a hand in the way..."
Ralsei: "Maybe we can find some way to get rid of this...?"
*Kris and Ralsei go ashore and solve a series of switch puzzles to remove the hands. They meet a Swatchling who helps them after receiving a bottle of drink.*
Swatchling: "Thank you for your help."
Swatchling: "I had gone up there to do a little house cleaning and got stuck."
Swatchling: "..."
Swatchling: "I suppose we'll just have to let it go this once."
*After solving the puzzles, the hands disappear, and the path down the river is clear. Kris and Ralsei continue to sail.*
Ralsei: "M... wow, Kris! Look at all those houses!"
Ralsei: "I wonder what'll happen if we change their color!"
*All the houses turn black. Rouxls Kaard appears on a pirate ship.*
Rouxls Kaard: "Ge hahaha... Thoust WORMS reallyst thought"
Rouxls Kaard: "Thoust had seeneth the Lastest of Me?"
*A battle with Rouxls Kaard begins.*
Rouxls Kaard: "Chips Ahoyeth, Land-Worms!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Arrrrrrr..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Arrrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???"
Ralsei: "Could... Could you NOT speak with more than one accent!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "Yeahth, alright."
Ralsei: "Oh, Mr. Rouxls! I just remembered! Lancer! He's not well!"
Rouxls Kaard: "O dear. Didst thou, erm, tryeth Burpinge him???"
Rouxls Kaard: "Perhapsth give him a sip of Medieval Ginger Ale??"
Rouxls Kaard: "... Waite! I hath NOT time to spare on such Frivolitese!"
Rouxls Kaard: "I must Conquere this Islande and defeast Thou!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Then, giftingeth her a succulent Island Presente,"
Rouxls Kaard: "The Beautious Queene shall reward ME -"
Rouxls Kaard: "By Makingeth Me Her Left-Hand-Man!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Hahaha!! Me!! The ULTIMATE Minion!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Now, beholdeth! The forme of thoun Destroyere!"
*Rouxls's ship transforms into a battle machine.*
Rouxls Kaard: "... whatevereth this Thing is."
Ralsei: "Th... This again!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "Haha, squirming with Jealousy at my Battle Caravane!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "'Tis an Effigie of an Ancient God of Combate,"
Rouxls Kaard: "I rescuedeth it from The King's Trash Heape,"
Rouxls Kaard: "And fixedeth it up in t..."
Ralsei: "It's, um... It's actually a rejected, uh, design we made..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Ha ha, and Soone, THOU shalt tasteth Rejection"
Rouxls Kaard: "Firsthandeth, in the form of varieth Bulletst!"
*A "Capture the Houses" minigame-battle begins.*
**[Battle Text]**
*   **Ralsei: "Umm, Mr. Kaard? What happens if WE win?"
*   **Rouxls Kaard: "STOP!!! STOP BUILDINGETH HOUSES!! I HAVE TO WIN!!!"
*   **Rouxls Kaard: "It seemseth the Game hath been Overed!"
*   **Rouxls Kaard: "What!? Howst doth you have more Houstes!?"
*The battle ends.*
Rouxls Kaard: "Ah..."
Rouxls Kaard: "So thou hast triumphed..."
Rouxls Kaard: "NOT!! You have only seen but One-Percentile of my Weapon's Abilities!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Geh ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Behold, Worms...!!"
Rouxls Kaard: "The REALE Power of Rouxls Kaard...!!!"
*Rouxls Kaard starts to glow and turns to stone, and his ship falls apart.*
Rouxls Kaard: "GO..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Damnit."
Ralsei: "Ah."
Ralsei: "That's right, Rouxls isn't compatible with this world, either."
Ralsei: "Well, let's go, Kris."
*Kris and Ralsei continue to sail on the swan.*
Ralsei: "Looks like the ride's almost over."
Ralsei: "O-oh, there's a camera! Should we, um... pose?"
[Player Choice: Do not pose / Peace sign / ♥ Hug Ralsei / Rude gesture]
*Kris hugs Ralsei. The camera takes a picture with a flash.*
Ralsei: "K... Kris!?"
Ralsei: "D... did it r-really take a picture of that!?"
Ralsei: "Umm, l... let's keep going!"
Rouxls Kaard: "Art thou JUST GOING TO LEAVETH ME HERE!?"
Rouxls Kaard: "THOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO SHOWETH ME THE PICTURE!?"
*The boat docks.*
Ralsei: "... that was a nice boatride, wasn't it, Kris?"
*They exit into a large hall with columns.*
Ralsei: "Kris..."
Ralsei: "Are you wondering how Susie is doing right now?"
[Player Choice: ♥ Wondering / Don't care]
Ralsei: "Well then... why don't we close our eyes..."
Ralsei: "... and think about what she's doing?"
*The screen darkens and transitions to a dream scene. Noelle is lying in bed in her room in the Mansion. Snow is falling outside the window.*
Noelle: "(What...)*"
Noelle: "(It's like nothing I've ever seen before...)*"
Noelle: "(This world...)*"
Noelle: "(... I wish Dess could see this.)*"
*Two Werewires appear and grab Noelle.*
Noelle: "(... Is somebody there?)*"
Noelle: "(W-wait, what are you...)*"
Noelle: "(H-Hey, you can't capture someone who's already captured!)*"
*Susie appears and defeats the Werewires.*
Noelle: "(S... Susie!?)*"
Noelle: "(You... you saved me...?)*"
Susie: "Don't get used to it."
Noelle: "(Umm, OK, I... I won't... !)*"
*Susie approaches the bed.*
Susie: "Cool moon."
Noelle: "(Y... yeah.)*"
Noelle: "(... b-but it's weird, isn't it?)*"
Noelle: "(How did we get here...?)*"
Noelle: "(No, what even IS this place?)*"
Susie: "Uhh, it's uhhh..."
[Player Choice: ♥ Dark World / Evil Queen's Castle]
Susie: "Uhh... you're, uh... just having a dream!"
Noelle: "(H... huh...?)*"
Noelle: "(Oh... Oh, that's right.)*"
Noelle: "(Right... if YOU'RE here, it must be a dream...)*"
Susie: "???????"
Noelle: "(I MEAN, the real Susie probably wouldn't save me...)*"
Noelle: "(She... probably doesn't care about me at all.)*"
Susie: "Huh?"
Susie: "Why would you, uh... think that?"
Noelle: "(Umm, sh, she doesn't care about anybody.)*"
Susie: "Well, FAIR, but..."
Susie: "Didja ever wonder why Susie never... eats lunch?"
Noelle: "((sigh)... All the time...)*"
Susie: "MAYBE it's 'cause, when she first came to class."
Susie: "You lent her one of your pencils."
Susie: "Like, a dumb, uh, candycane-looking one or something."
Susie: "And, even though it DIDN'T actually taste like candy,"
Susie: "She, uh, remembered your smile, and,"
Susie: "Decided to spare you. Y'know."
Noelle: "(That's...)*"
Noelle: "(Really sweet...)*"
Susie: "Yeah, well, uh,"
Noelle: "(... wait, did you say you ATE it?)*"
Susie: "I MEAN, LOOK!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Uh, hey, so, do you... dream about this often?"
Noelle: "(WELL, time for me to get back to my project,)*"
Noelle: "(Okay, Susie, hit me with your ax and wake me up!)*"
Susie: "W-wait, no, I can't do that!"
Noelle: "(Huh? Why not? It's just a dream, so...)*"
Susie: "Umm, I..."
Susie: "Didn't you wanna... uh... hang out some more?"
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "(... I GUESS Berdly can wait a little longer.)*"
Susie: "Alright! Let's get out of here then."
*Susie and Noelle walk towards the exit of the room.*
Susie: "All we gotta do is head to the right over to this..."
Susie: "Uh... over here, on this, uh..."
Susie: "Heart... thing?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "What's the goddamn holdup!? Get ON already!!"
Noelle: "S-Sorry!"
*They get into a heart-shaped ride, which turns out to be a Ferris wheel. The scene shifts to a view of the night city with the Ferris wheel in the foreground.*
Susie: "(What... the hell am I supposed to do, uh, here.)*"
Susie: "(Damn, Kris would know what to do!)*"
[Player Choice: ♥ Point and hearts come out / Eat Moss]
Susie: "(...Actually, uh, maybe Kris would eat moss.)*"
Susie: "So, uh... Ferris wheels, huh."
Susie: "Kinda makes you wonder what car they were built for."
Noelle: "(It's... it's different than riding with Kris...)*"
Susie: "... the hell's wrong, you scared of heights or something?"
Noelle: "No! No, I... I love heights! Haha!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "You're, uh, shaking."
Noelle: "Well, um, maybe, I'm a little scared, but... I..."
Noelle: "To be honest, I... I actually like... scary things."
Susie: "... what do you mean?"
Noelle: "When we were little, me and my sister would stay up..."
Noelle: "And go past our bedtime watching horror movies."
Noelle: "At first I cried, but now... it's like... watching them..."
Noelle: "Makes me feel... comforted...?"
Susie: "Comforted? I guess I do like slime and blood..."
Noelle: "It's scary, but I can just turn it off, right?"
Noelle: "Now it's mostly... people, that are scary. Haha."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "You can just say you mean me."
Noelle: "Haha... umm... well... I guess y-you too, but..."
Noelle: "But that's... what's... NICE about you, y'know?"
Susie: "Nice!? The hell does that mean???"
Noelle: "You're the... good kind of scary."
Noelle: "You aren't afraid to... break the rules, y'know?"
Noelle: "... I wish I could do crazy stuff like you."
Susie: "..."
[Player Choice: ♥ Do something nuts / Do something crazy]
Susie: "So, um..."
Susie: "If YOU could do something crazy right now..."
Susie: "What would you do?"
Noelle: "U-u-umm... Well, I, I..."
Noelle: "I'd... I'd jump out the window."
Susie: "Huh?"
Noelle: "It's a dream, right?"
Noelle: "I'd grow wings..."
Noelle: "And fly as far as I can, gazing back at it all..."
Noelle: "The skyline shining like Holiday lights."
Susie: "... that's kinda... beautiful?"
Susie: "Wait, you wouldn't seriously jump out, would you!?"
Noelle: "Hahaha!! No promises!"
Noelle: "... Susie...?"
Noelle: "What do YOU think looking out there?"
Susie: "M... me? Umm..."
[Player Choice: Say something romantic / ♥ Say something cool]
Susie: "Uh... seeing everything small, makes me feel like, um..."
Susie: "If I was Susiezilla or something, I could wreck the whole city."
Noelle: "Hah..."
Noelle: "Hahahaha!!! Susie!!"
Susie: "Heh, what!?"
Noelle: "... is being Susiezilla something you think about a lot?"
Susie: "Uhh, like,"
[Player Choice: ♥ Lie / Lie]
Susie: "No I just made it up."
Noelle: "... does your tail always do that when you lie?"
Susie: "H.. hey!! Don't look at that!!"
Susie: "I don't have a tail! It's part of your dream!!"
Noelle: "Oh, right. S... sorry."
Noelle: "Guess I'll just have to check in real life, too."
Susie: "H-Hey!! D-"
Noelle: "Hahaha!! Susie? Everything OK?"
Susie: "LOOK, I just, uhhh -"
Susie: "I just don't like people knowing about, it."
Noelle: "Umm, well..."
Noelle: "I think it's... a nice tail."
Susie: "... whatever."
Noelle: "(It's wagging...)"
*The scene slowly fades to black.*
Susie: "... you stopped shaking."
Noelle: "Guess I got comfortable."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Well, that wasn't too bad."
Noelle: "Y... yeah."
Susie: "... sigh."
Susie: "...?"
Noelle: "If only I could dream like this every day.."
Susie: "It... it doesn't have to be a dream. Y'know."
Noelle: "Susie...?"
Susie: "Maybe... maybe someday we could..."
*Berdly appears, interrupting the moment.*
Berdly: "Noelle!! My lady!! The Cavalry has arrived to rescue you!!"
Noelle: "(Oh, the good part of the dream is over.)"
Susie: "It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!!"
Berdly: "Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!!"
Noelle: "..."
Susie: "(He's good!!!)"
Susie: "Look, I gotta go."
Noelle: "H... huh!? Umm... good luck, Susie!!"
Susie: "Alright,"
Berdly: "Leave it to me, my dear Susan."
Susie: "Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you."
*Susie leaves.*
Berdly: "Ah... she left."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "Noelle. It's hard to say this."
Berdly: "You've done so much for me, and I..."
Berdly: "Noelle... I'm sorry."
Noelle: "Berdly...? You're... actually apologizing?"
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "... Thank you. I... I understand, you know?"
Noelle: "You've always... been nice to me when it's just the two of us."
Noelle: "You just wanted to make a happy world for me."
Berdly: "Oh."
Noelle: "I'm... glad you realized, um.. it sucked."
Berdly: "I mean, YES, I WAS, in fact..."
Berdly: "Apologizing."
Berdly: "I also wanted to apologize."
Berdly: "For leading you on."
Noelle: "...?"
Berdly: "I know you only always helped me out because, well..."
Berdly: "You had a crush on me, so..."
Noelle: "What?"
Berdly: "O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!"
Berdly: "It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I..."
Berdly: "I really value your friendship, OK? So I..."
Berdly: "I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings..."
Noelle: "WHAT? But I... I don't -- I never --"
Berdly: "Furthermore, I think I may have..."
Berdly: "Discovered someone else for me."
Noelle: "Huh?"
Berdly: "Please don't be jealous."
Noelle: "OF?????????????? ??????????????"
Berdly: "Susie."
Noelle: "WHAT?"
Noelle: "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"
*The scene returns to Kris and Ralsei.*
Ralsei: "So that's why..."
Susie: "Geronimo!"
*Susie falls from above and lands on Ralsei.*
Susie: "Heh."
Ralsei: "Of course not!!"
Ralsei: "Just kidding! That was sarcasm! I missed you!"
Susie: "Man, we gotta work on your delivery."
*Susie helps Ralsei up.*
Susie: "Anyway, let's go."
*The team reunites. They approach a save point.*
**[Save Menu]**
*The team goes up the stairs.*
*They enter a room where a Werewire is waiting.*
*A battle with the Werewire begins.*
**[Battle Text]**
*After the victory, the team moves on. Susie gets in an elevator.*
*Kris and Ralsei go to another room where they find a statue of Susie.*
Susie: "(... huh, never seen Noelle wear anything like this...?)"
Susie: "Woah, this statue rocks."
Susie: "Hey, Ralsei, can we take this for my room?"
Ralsei: "Huh?"
*You stole the Susie-like Statue...*
*They examine Noelle's room.*
Susie: "Hey Kris, take this for your room."
Ralsei: "Umm, that would be stealing..."
*You stole the ICE-E statue for some reason.*
*Kris tries to lie down on Noelle's bed.*
Ralsei: "K-Kris, what if Noelle came in here...?"
Susie: "Yeah, what if she has ticks? Get out of there!"
*The team leaves Noelle's room and returns to the main hall.*
*On the roof, against the backdrop of the night city, stands Queen. Noelle and Berdly are trapped in cages. Berdly is connected to a wire hanging from above.*
Queen: "Ah My Sweet Idiot Children"
Queen: "You Are Just In Time To Witness My World Domination"
Queen: "With Noelle In My Possession"
Queen: "It Is Only A Matter of Time Before Her Will Turns"
Queen: "And She Unleashes Her Power"
Queen: "Blanketing The Land In Eternal Darkness"
Susie: "Too late, dumbass!"
Susie: "Noelle's with Berdly!"
Queen: "Oh"
Queen: "Then Who This"
*Queen points to Berdly in the cage. He is hanging upside down, connected to the wire.*
Ralsei: "B... Berdly!? But he's been..."
Queen: "Intercepted"
Queen: "My Control Plugs Are Now Suitable For Teenagers"
Queen: "Now The Whole Family Can Enjoy Eternal Servitude"
Queen: "(Sort Of Regal Mostly Cruel Laughter)"
Susie: "Wait, then... where's Noelle!??"
Queen: "(Laughter Becomes More Cruel)"
Queen: "Oh I Wonder (I Actually Know The Answer)"
Susie: "Enough already!!"
*Susie rushes at Queen, but she easily throws her back.*
Queen: "I Do Sincerely Quite Like You Two"
Queen: "It Will Be A Shame To Force You To Serve Me"
Queen: "An Enjoy"
*A battle with Queen on her flying throne begins.*
*The battle begins. Queen is sitting on her throne, and Berdly is hanging from a wire, connected to her throne.*
**[Battle Text]**
Ralsei: "Queen, think of the Lightners! Aren't we supposed to make them happy?"
Queen: "Is That Not What I Am Doing?"
Queen: "Think Lightners Have Already Been Enslaved By Me And My Kin"
*   **Ralsei: "That glass of acid is generating her shield!"
*   **Susie: "So, uh... you gonna drink all that?"
*   **Queen: "No This Is All Mine You Can't Have It"
*   **Susie: "Wow Spoken Like A Real Trucie"
*   **Ralsei: "A toast to you, er, making me wear a butler outfit!"
*   **Queen: "Bro That's Weird But OK"
Susie: "Uhh, you're literally just a birdbrain."
Queen: "What Are You Doing"
Queen: "Why Isn't My Control Plug Working"
Berdly: "Thanks to... my comrades' kindness... their mercy!"
Berdly: "It's time."
Berdly: "To unplug... your life support!"
*Berdly flies up and transforms into a giant robot.*
Berdly: "Queen...! You may have mastered the number three... But can you stand up against FOUR of us!?"
Queen: "Running Simulation For: The Number Four"
Queen: "..."
Queen: "You Are Definitely Going To Kick My Ass"
Queen: "Unless"
Queen: "Oh No What That"
*Queen points to something behind Berdly. He turns around, and she knocks him down.*
Berdly: "W-wait! Wait one nanosecond! You... you cowardette!"
Berdly: "You... you..."
*Ralsei and Susie run to Berdly.*
Berdly: "Alas..."
Susie: "B-Berdly!?"
Berdly: "Haha, just now, was nothing more than simple bravado..."
Berdly: "The truth is, that wire..."
Berdly: "Already absorbed all of my succulent energy juices."
*Berdly falls unconscious.*
Susie: "Berdly! Hey! Hey, Berdly!! Are you OK!?"
Berdly: "Everything... getting dark..."
Berdly: "Only..."
Berdly: "Only a kiss from a beautiful gamer girl can save me now..."
Susie: "B..."
Susie: "Like, get you're, like, losing consciousness and stuff, but,"
Susie: "Could you speak up?"
Berdly: "Umm, aha, s-sorry, suddenly I... I... I'm feeling a bit better!"
Susie: "Hey, that's a relief!"
Susie: "Well, uh, gotta hurry and save Noelle, so... later."
Berdly: "Ahh, dear Susan. So enigmatic in her ways."
Berdly: "But I can read her heart, Kris. Like a health meter."
Berdly: "And it's beeping... for love."
Berdly: "Haha! Well enough tales, Kris. Good luck."
Berdly: "May the smarts... NOT be with you."
Ralsei: "Okay."
*Kris and Ralsei are left alone. They approach a save point.*
**[Save Menu]**
*On the roof, against the backdrop of the night city, stands Queen. Noelle and Berdly are trapped in cages. Berdly is connected to a wire hanging from above.*
Queen: "The Knight"
Queen: "Today, It Deigned To Create This World"
Queen: "Reaching Its Long Hand Into The Sky"
Queen: "It Coursed Its Will Into Its Blade"
Queen: "And Made"
Queen: "Thrusting The Fountain From The Earth"
Queen: "..."
Queen: "Unfortunately The World They Created"
Queen: "Is Trapped Within The Confines Of The Library"
Queen: "If Only We Had A Way To Make More Darkness"
Queen: "We Might Be Able To Cover The Whole World"
Queen: "This Power... This Power Of The Will..."
Queen: "This Power Of Determination..."
Queen: "Is This Not Something That All Lightners Possess...?"
Queen: "If One Was Simply"
Queen: "Determined Enough"
Queen: "Could Not Anyone Make A Dark Fountain?"
Queen: "So Then"
Queen: "If The Knight Has Taken Its Leave"
Queen: "Th"
Queen: "Noelle Honey"
Queen: "How Do You Find The Giant Hand?"
Queen: "..."
Queen: "Great And How Do You Feel About Worlddomination?"
*Queen tries to grab Noelle, but she dodges. Queen falls.*
Queen: "Oooooo Ouchie Mama"
*Noelle lands next to the team.*
Noelle: "S-Susie...! You.. you came to save me!"
Noelle: "Somehow, I knew you would!"
Susie: "... heh."
Noelle: "Umm, I mean... I... umm.. well..."
Noelle: "W... Wait! Wait wait wait wait!!"
Noelle: "You need to get out of here!! Hurry!!"
Susie: "H-huh!?"
*The giant head of Giga Queen appears.*
Ralsei: "Q... Queen!?"
Queen: "Seems That You Failed To Notice"
Queen: "The Giant Freaking Robot In The Middle Of My Palace"
Noelle: "Th... this isn't good... she's... she's invincible like this!!"
Susie: "Huh?"
Noelle: "She... she's been bragging about her final form all day!!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "You think growing a few inches is gonna help!?"
Queen: "Yes"
*The robot's giant hand pours acid from a glass onto the heroes, but Susie protects everyone with her axe. Everyone falls except Susie.*
Queen: "Are We Cool To Proceed"
Noelle: "S... Susie... let's just give up and..."
Susie: "Hell if we're giving up now!!"
Noelle: "S... Susie...?"
Susie: "So what if you got another form!?"
Susie: "We've got one too!!"
Susie: "Kris, Ralsei, c'mon!!"
*Kris and Ralsei get up. They combine into the "Ultimate... thing"—a pyramid of characters.*
Noelle: "Wh..."
Susie: "This is our ultimate..."
Susie: "Uh... w-wait a sec, now that you mention it..."
Queen: "Oh No It Appears I Am Evenly Matched"
Queen: "I Hope You Won't Mind If I Don't Hold Back"
*Queen is about to attack but is interrupted by Berdly, who flies in on duck boats with all the previously recruited enemies.*
Berdly: "Fear not!!"
Berdly: "Your knight in glow in the dark armor is here!!"
Susie: "Berdly!?"
Berdly: "Kris, Susie... My energy is still too low to help you fight..."
Berdly: "So I found help for you! Behold!! Comrades!!"
Berdly: "On your quest against Queen,"
Berdly: "You've made all sorts of buddies, right?!"
Sweet, Cap'n, K_K: "Using our junk-making skills..."
Sweet Cap'n Cakes: "We modified everyone..."
Sweet, Cap'n, K_K: "To work together!"
Rouxls Kaard: "I shalt also take Credite for This."
Berdly: "Kris!! Susie!! Behold!!"
Berdly: "The ULTIMATE weapon!!"
*All the recruited enemies combine into a giant robot.*
Berdly: "With a special something from all your friends..."
Darkners: "My strongest JPEGs!"
Darkners: "Flash! Flashing lights!"
Darkners: "HAPPI... BRAVARY..."
Darkners: "(meow noise)"
Darkners: "My energy!"
Darkners: "(squeak)"
Darkners: "Tender loving care!"
Darkners: "Fres"
Darkners: "Organization!"
Rouxls Kaard: "A..."
Rouxls Kaard: "Whatevereth this thingeth is!!"
*The robot completes its transformation.*
*The final battle between the two robots begins.*
Queen: "Finally... a worthy opponent."
*The battle takes place in a fighting game style.*
*The Giga Queen robot starts to smoke and overheat.*
**[Battle Power... Dropping...]**
**[Overheat... Activated]**
Queen: "Listen Well"
Queen: "You May Have Defeated Me"
Queen: "But I Still Possess One Thing"
Queen: "You Three Will Never Have"
Queen: "Detachable Hands"
*Queen fires her right hand, which flies into the heroes' robot and explodes, destroying it. Although Giga Queen herself is also heavily damaged.*
*After the battle, everyone is back on the roof. Queen's giant robot is defeated.*
Noelle: "Noelle..."
Queen: "Dark..."
Queen: "Gravy..."
Queen: "Sweetie..."
Queen: "Take... The... Pin... I Gave You"
Queen: "And... Stab The Earth"
Queen: "Creating... Our New... Supreme Empire"
Noelle: "I..."
Noelle: "W..."
Queen: "What's... Wrong... Noelle?"
Queen: "I Know It Would... Make You... Happy"
Queen: "Or... Should I, With The Last 1% Of My Battery..."
(Queen theatrically crushes Kris and Susie)
Queen: "Crush Susie Into 8... Bits?"
Noelle: "Leave..."
Noelle: "Leave her alone!"
Noelle: "You think listening to YOU makes me happy!?"
Noelle: "No!"
Noelle: "I'll never be happy! Not if I'm controlled by you!"
Noelle: "Why can't you understand that!?"
Queen: "..."
Queen: "... Noelle..."
Queen: "Perhaps My Computations Were"
Queen: "Miscalibrated"
Noelle: "...?"
Queen: "Noel"
Queen: "Disregar"
Queen: "Choose The World... That Makes You Happy."
*Queen's face is covered in static, and she shuts down.*
Noelle: "... Queen?"
Noelle: "Q-Queen!"
Noelle: "Queen, are you ok"
Ralsei: "Seems she ran out of battery power."
Ralsei: "Guess we can seal the fountain now, right everybody?"
Ralsei: "Ev..."
Noelle: "Queen... she said..."
Noelle: ""Choose the world that makes you happy...""
Noelle: "I... don't want to live in a world ruled by her."
Noelle: "... but, if that wasn't the case..."
Noelle: "I wonder if this world... wouldn't be so bad?"
Ralsei: "Huh?"
Noelle: "... Susie, don't you think so too...?"
Susie: "Now that you mention it..."
Susie: "Kris, isn't this world just... BETTER?"
Susie: "We make so many... friends here. Y'know?"
Noelle: "I've never... had an adventure like this before."
Susie: "With axes... and battles... and magic."
Noelle: "Where everything can be healed with a little spell."
Susie: "And no matter what happens..."
Susie: "No one tell"
Noelle: "Gosh, yeah!"
Noelle: "S-so, even if things were really scary just now..."
Noelle: "..."
Noelle: "I..."
Berdly: "So is there any reason not to...?"
Noelle: "Not that I can think of!"
Susie: "Me neither."
Berdly: "Then, Noelle... LET THIS be my real apology!"
*Berdly prepares to create a new fountain.*
Berdly: "Concentrating my will into my Halberd..."
Berdly: "I will make a new Fountain..."
Berdly: "And unleash a bright future!"
Berdly: "A future that shines for us!"
Berdly: "A future whose brightness... is born from DARKNESS!"
Ralsei: "Stop!"
Ralsei: "What"
Ralsei: "In the world are you all doing?"
Berdly: "I... w-"
Ralsei: "Stop!"
Berdly: "I..."
Ralsei: "Stop!"
Ralsei: "Do you realize what will happen if you do that?"
Berdly: "I... we'll... just..."
Ralsei: "You'll bring the Roaring."
*A cutscene begins where Ralsei explains what "The Roaring" is. Apocalyptic landscapes are shown, where the earth cracks and giant Titans emerge from the fountains.*
**[Text during Roaring cutscene]**
*The cutscene ends. Everyone on the roof is in shock.*
Queen: "Oh Damn I Did Not Know That"
Ralsei: "You... didn't?"
Ralsei: "But... your whole plan was to --"
Queen: "I'm Just A Computer LMAO I Don't Know Everything"
Queen: "I Was Just Guessing Based Off The Knight's Actions"
Queen: "Why The Heck (Hell) Would I Want To End The World"
Noelle: "W... well, that's a relief!"
Berdly: "Uhh... umm... I'm sorry. I... I..."
Berdly: "After everything, I just caused trouble for you again, Noelle."
Queen: "That's Okay Berdly I Understand"
Queen: "I Thought About It While Charging My Battery"
Queen: "You Cannot Calculate Other People's Feelings"
Berdly: "You... you understand how I feel?"
Queen: "Not Really LMAO I Just Don't Want Noelle To Be Sad"
Noelle: "Haha, well... I'm glad... you two kind of get it now."
Berdly: "Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end."
Queen: "No We Freaking Didn't?"
Susie: "Can you let go of us now!?"
Queen: "Oh Yeah"
*Queen releases the heroes. Everyone is standing on the roof.*
Noelle: "S... Susie!!"
Susie: "Hey, you stood up to Queen. Not half bad."
Noelle: "R... really?"
Susie: "Uh, yeah."
Susie: "... just, guess I was wrong about you."
Noelle: "(Thump, thump...)"
Noelle: "(Everything got so intense, I forgot it was a dream...)"
Noelle: "Then... I just hope..."
Noelle: "I get to have more dreams like this."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Hey, Noelle, when you wake up... um..."
Susie: "Well, I just wanted to say... uhh..."
Susie: "Look, she doesn't have a tail, OK!?"
Noelle: "Hahaha, okay! I get it! (It's not a secret!!)"
Susie: "(Let's just go, Kris!!)"
*Everyone prepares to leave.*
Queen: "Well Then I Suppose It Is Time For You All To Exit"
Queen: "Running Program... Tender Goodbye. EXE"
Queen: "I Will Miss Each Of You"
Queen: "Noelle, Your Un-needed Honesty"
Queen: "Susie, Your Foolish Bravery"
Queen: "Kris, Your Chill Vibes"
Queen: "B... Burghley?"
Ralsei: "It doesn't have to be goodbye, Queen!"
Ralsei: "Kris can take you back to our Castle Town!"
Ralsei: "You and all our recruits can live there!"
Queen: "Oh"
Queen: "Deleting Tender Goodbye. EXE"
Susie: "Alright! Time to seal this stupid fountain!"
Susie: "... If you see the real Susie, just..."
Susie: "Just know that maybe, she's..."
Susie: "Look, she doesn't have a tail, OK!?"
Noelle: "Hahaha, okay! I get it! (It's not a secret!!)"
Susie: "(Let's just go, Kris!!)"
*The team approaches the fountain.*
*The scene shifts to Kris and Susie standing in front of the fountain. In the background are the silhouettes of Ralsei, Noelle, and Berdly.*
Susie: "Kris..."
Susie: "It looks like we're here again, huh.."
Susie: "The Roaring Knight..."
Susie: "Whatever they are, they're making these fountains..."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "But... is that really a bad thing...?"
Susie: "Since they started showing up,"
Susie: "Everything's gotten a lot more interesting, hasn't it...?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Well, we don't have to think about that now..."
Susie: "Kris, it's your turn."
*Kris approaches the fountain. His SOUL begins to glow. He enters the fountain, and the screen is flooded with white light.*
*The scene returns to the library's computer lab. All the characters are lying on the floor unconscious. Berdly is the first to wake up.*
Berdly: "H... huh...?"
Berdly: "What... what happened?"
Noelle: "Oh... it WAS a dream, wasn't it..."
Berdly: "Huh... A dream? That was all... a DREAM?"
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "... Of... of course!! That MUST have been a dream!!"
Berdly: "Such feelings... such thoughts... Oh, sweet lady of justice!!"
Berdly: "To think, I would ever think Susie would be..."
Berdly: "Susie"
Noelle: "S... Susie!? Wh.. What are you doing here!?"
Susie: "Uhhh,"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "... you invited us to study. Remember?"
Noelle: "O-oh, right..."
Berdly: "What!? Studying with THEM??"
Berdly: "Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're..."
Berdly: "..."
Berdly: "H... Huh? My... my alarm??"
Berdly: "Ahh, I'm going to be late for my shift with Ms. Boom!!"
Noelle: "Oh no, how is it that late already!?"
Berdly: "Well, adieu, everyone. I must gather my books."
Berdly: "Ahh, how I love the texture of freshly-picked-up books!"
Berdly: "Noelle!"
Berdly: "Now, let us hasten, my dear Noelle!"
*Berdly and Noelle leave.*
Berdly: "... Good day, Kris."
Noelle: "Bye Kris!"
Noelle: "And... umm... bye, Susie!"
Susie: "Umm... see ya."
*Kris and Susie are left alone in the computer lab.*
Susie: "WHAT!? WHAT!? Are you looking for something!?"
Noelle: "N-nothing!!"
Susie: "The heck is her problem, anyway?"
Susie: "Way to treat someone who just saved the world."
Susie: "KRIS!! Hey, wait a sec, Kris!!"
Susie: "We... we just actually saved the world, didn't we!?"
Susie: "Damn, we really are heroes!"
Susie: "And no one even knows it."
Susie: "... guess it's better that way though, right?"
Susie: "People'd freak out if they knew the world's in danger."
Susie: "... though, kinda sucks Noelle has to forget, too..."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Whatever. Let's get out of here."
*Susie leaves. Kris is left alone. He looks around the room.*
*Kris leaves the computer lab.*
*Kris leaves the library. Susie is waiting for him outside.*
Susie: "... Man, it got late, didn't it...?"
Susie: "... guess you should go home, huh?"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Alright, you don't have to say it."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Don't wanna walk home by yourself, huh?"
Susie: "Well, if you're gonna MAKE me, I guess..."
Susie: "Let's go."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "(Hey Kris, shouldn't we go check on Lancer?)"
Susie: "(He should be back in the school closet, right...?)"
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie go into the closet.*
*Kris and Susie return to Castle Town and place Lancer on the ground. He comes back to life.*
Lancer: "Hoho! I'm back, baby!"
Susie: "Lancer! You're okay!"
Lancer: "Of course I am! I'm a bouncy little pumpkin!"
*Queen is standing nearby, the King is still in his cell.*
Queen: "So This Is Your "Castle Town". It's Not Bad. Kris, Susie... On Behalf of Everyone I Oppressed, Thank You."
King: "Hmph. Do what you please with the boy. But if he cries... Bounce him on the ground like a ball."
Queen: "I Think It Is Time To A"
King: "... As you wish."
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie leave the school. It is now evening.*
Susie: "Alright, let's go."
*Kris and Susie walk through the town. They approach the Town Hall.*
**[Town Hall]**
*Inside the Town Hall are several characters.*
Receptionist: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking for the mayor. She's very busy."
Bear: "That bald guy keeps trying to show me something from his briefcase. Is it a bribe?"
Athlete: "PUT ME IN, COACH!!!"
Business Baby: "Well well. If it isn't the teens. Our beloved "rats of the city." You wanna get a job? You better graduate from Diaper School first. That's what I did. And look at me now. I don't have a job."
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie approach the bunker in the south of the town. Monster Kid and Snowy are standing there.*
**[Bunker]**
Snowy: "You think it's true? You really think there's..."
Monster Kid: "What, you chicken? Haha, you gotta beak and wings? Like a chicken?"
Snowy: "I ain't afraid! Only kids believe that stuff!"
Monster Kid: "... b-but Kris..."
Snowy: "You gonna be a weenie like Kris!?"
*Susie approaches them.*
Susie: "You wanna see something SCARY?"
*Susie shows her face. Monster Kid and Snowy are terrified.*
Monster Kid: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Susie: "..."
Susie: "You OK, Kris?"
Susie: "... What's... the deal with this place?"
Susie: "Well, you don't gotta talk about it."
*Kris approaches the bunker door.*
*It's locked.*
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie go to the hospital.*
**[Hospital]**
*In Rudy's room.*
Noelle: "SUSIE!? WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"
Rudy: "Susie! Nice! Heard a lot about you!"
Noelle: "Umm... dad... this is... umm, Susie!"
Rudy: "Ohhhhhh! THIS is Susie! Susie! Nice!"
Susie: "Yo."
Noelle: "COOL, THINK I HAVE TO GO NOW!!!"
*Noelle leaves.*
Rudy: "Susie, lay a finger on her and I'll kick your ass."
Susie: "Huh?"
Rudy: "Hahaha! Hahahaha!! Just kidding!! Well, kinda kidding."
*Rudy starts coughing.*
Rudy: "What is it, Krismas?"
>**(Choose an option)**
[Player Choice: >**Current situation**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Rudy: "Heheh... seems like, I need some more tests. So just... gotta wait it out. They can't keep me down for too long, baby! Sooner or later, I'll be back on my feet! 'Sides, your dad ain't much without his main man!"
[Player Choice: >**Noelle**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Rudy: "(Look, Kris. Can't say much, but...) (Noelle... might look like she has it all.) (But her mother. Her mother, you know?) (Love her, but... she's... tough on her.) (Normally, I balance it all out.) (But...) (I can't... do much. When I'm not there.) (But I'm gonna get better.) (I have to.)"
[Player Choice: >**Susie**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Rudy: "Hey, Kris, she's a nice girl, huh? The hell you taking her HERE for? Why don't you take her to the movies?"
> >**Susie: "Hey, yeah, the hell didn't we go to the movies, Kris?"
> >**Rudy: "Yeah! And take me too while you're at it! Kettle corn, Kris! Big! Don't skimp out!"
[Player Choice: >**Nothing**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Rudy: "Heh, not much of a talker, huh? That's fine."
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie go to Sans's store.*
**[Sans's Store]**
Sans: "hey. hey. welcome to the convenience store. you wanna buy something, put it in a basket and bring it here. in case you didn't know what a store was."
>**(Choose an option)**
[Player Choice: >**Buy things**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Sans: "hey, what's up"
[Player Choice: >**Occupation**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Susie: "Hey, you the boss around here?"
> >**Sans: "me? i'm just the janitor."
> >**Susie: "Then who's the cashier?"
> >**Sans: "cashier? we don't have one."
> >**Susie: "Then that makes you the cashier."
> >**Sans: "nope. i'm the janitor."
> >**Susie: "Are there any other employees?"
> >**Sans: "nope."
> >**Susie: "Then why don't you hire someone else!?"
> >**Sans: "woah, you think i can afford that on a janitor's salary?"
[Player Choice: >**See brother**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Sans: "sorry, kid. the brother thing's gonna have to wait. how long? maybe a day... maybe another 2 years."
[Player Choice: >**Nothing**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Sans: "alright."
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie approach an alley where Bratty is sitting.*
**[Bratty's Alley]**
Bratty: "(snicker, snicker) Like, Lil Krissy, you hear? That, uh, guy at the pizza place? God, what was his name? Pizzapants? Heard he got, like, a SUPER hot girlfriend. What was her name? Like, uh... Hahahah... haha... Pizza... rina? Hahahah. Anyway, what, did you like, wanna talk?"
>**(Choose an option)**
[Player Choice: >**Talk**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Bratty: "Krissy, like, GUESS what? Today I like, went to the beach to play my uke, and... Like, guess who's ALREADY there? That COPYCAT, playing the same song I wanted to play. Oh my god. Cat on the beach. Grody. Did she, like, get lost looking for the litter box? So like, I try to like, play the same song, too... To, you know, assert my ukelele dominance. And we end up, ugh - get this - Playing the whole song. TOGETHER. Like, oh my god, who does this girl think she IS? She thinks she can just, like, HARMONIZE with me!? Ugh."
[Player Choice: >**Don't**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Bratty: "(snicker, snicker)"
[Player Choice: >**Susie**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Bratty: "OMG, it's, like, SO sweet you have a nasty dirty little friend. But like... this is MY polluted alleyway? So like... I think I might have to go to the mayor and get a traffic sign? That says like, no plus-ones. Because, like... okay?"
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie approach the pizzeria.*
**[ICE-E'S P'ZZA]**
Pizzapants: "Little buddy! You aren't gonna BELIEVE this!! I'VE!!! Got a GIRLFRIEND!!! Asriel!! You've GOT to tell Asriel RIGHT NOW!! He's gonna be so proud of me!!! ... Huh? What's she look like? Ah, Little BUDDY. How do I put it... I... I... don't actually know!! I haven't met her in real life!! But from her online profile... God, Little Buddy. She must be STACKED."
[Player Choice: Lie and say you want to hear more]
Pizzapants: "So far, she's the perfect girl, little buddy. She loves pizza, AND bikes. And to top it off... she sent me a picture. Of herself. Wearing a pizza bikini. Look!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! GOD DAMN!!!!"
*It's several pixels that vaguely resemble a zoomed-in JPEG of a pepperoni pizza.*
Pizzapants: "Yes, I know what you're thinking, Little Buddy. Her camera. Is not. Of the highest caliber. But to a scholarly man of the world like myself, This is what love looks like, Little Buddy."
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie approach the police station, where Alphys is talking to Undyne.*
**[Police Station]**
Susie: "Uh oh. Alphys. Hell if I'm going any further. Already close enough to getting banned from school. Don't wanna be banned from outside of school too. (... that's a thing, right?)"
*Kris goes inside.*
Undyne: "HEY!!! Uhh, punk! Anything to report!?"
[Player Choice: Dark World]
Undyne: "Huh? A super-dangerous alternate world in the Library? More are appearing? People might fall inside...? Hahahaha... listen, punk! You seriously think I'm gonna believe that? Haha... DARK WORLD?? Hahahaha... seriously!? Hahahaha!! NGAAAHhahahahahahah!!!"
*Undyne laughs so hard she accidentally presses a button, opening the prison cells. The criminals run out.*
Undyne: "NGAAAHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!! Looks like I gotta go recapture those criminals... Hey, by the way, I was just about to go see Alphys. She kinda had an accident earlier with her, uh, bike. Just wanted to make sure she was feeling better. So, uh, could you give this to her for me?"
*You got a heart-shaped box of candies that says "Get Well Soon."*
*It has "to your bike" hastily scrawled underneath the Get Well Soon.*
Undyne: "Look, "GET WELL SOON"'S ALL THE STORE HAD!! OPEN IT AND I'LL ARREST YOU!! LOOK!! I'LL EVEN PUT A NOTE ON IT!!! NOW STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! I GOTTA GO!!"
*You got the previously described box of candy with a note on it.*
*Kris goes out and gives the candy to Alphys.*
Alphys: "H... huh? Kris? Do you have something for me?"
[Player Choice: Give chocolate]
Alphys: "H.. huh...? Kris...? What is that you're giving me...? A... a box of... heart shaped ch... chocolates? W-woah, Kris... I... ... What? It's from the... police? You mean sh.. SHE's giving me this... um... Un... Um... Get well soon? Gift? To my bike? A-and um, there's a note on this that says, "Open this and I'll arrest you, you little punk." Kris, I... I... Tell her I... uh, appreciate it?"
>**(Choose an option)**
[Player Choice: >**Complain**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alphys: "C... complain? About what?"
[Player Choice: >**Talk**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alphys: "K... Kris? D-did you need something...?"
[Player Choice: >**About Police**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alphys: "Oh, U... Undyne? She's... she's great, isn't she? S-so strong, and... passionate... and... I... I'm glad she's looking out for me."
[Player Choice: >**About School**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alphys: "Oh, school... Yeah, it's... it's tough. But I'm trying my best. For all of you."
[Player Choice: >**See ya**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alphys: "Oh, how's your project going with, err... Susie? What? Y-you went to the LIBRARY!? Together!? With Noelle and Berdly!? Th-that's amazing, Kris!! And, you're not hurt or anything...? This has nothing to do with me, but the Teen Zone... Seems to have some... g-good anime reviews, you know? Not sure if you and the gang, were, Ch-checking that out as you studied? Next time you go you might want to... Casually bring that up, among your fellow teens. I... I know your dad liked Mew Mew 2 at least!! A-again, nothing to do with me!! Eheheh!!"
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie approach the graveyard.*
**[Graveyard]**
Susie: "... So, uh, this is your idea of hanging out, Kris? Going to the graveyard? ... works for me I guess."
*They approach Gerson's grave. His son, Alvin, is standing there.*
Alvin: "Kris. Welcome. Did you seek something from me?"
>**(Choose an option)**
[Player Choice: >**Gerson**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alvin: "It's been a few years since my father passed on... Fans of his famous book series, Lord of the Hammer... We still received condolences from them until just recently. A brave warrior... Kris, it is a shame you were not able to have him as a teacher. And, difficult for Ms. Alphys, as his replacement. Let us pray that the Angel will smile upon her."
[Player Choice: >**Hammer**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alvin: "As per the ritual, a hammer is buried in the earth here. To symbolize his existence. To connect his spirit to the divine. Originally a smith by trade, he began writing history... And making his own. As a means to entertain his children. That such a story, created for such a simple purpose, Could blossom into such a large, wonderful, world-changing thing... That is the true miracle of creation, is it not? ... My father was blessed to have such a talent for writing."
[Player Choice: >**Nothing**]
[Player Choice: >]
> >**Alvin: "..."
*You heard Alvin mumbling to himself as you walked away.*
Alvin: "... were you proud of me, father...? And... is it right for this hammer to..."
*Kris and Susie approach Kris's house.*
Susie: "... Kris, you going home?"
[Player Choice: ♥ Not yet]
Susie: "Umm, sure, alright, yeah!"
*Susie follows Kris. They walk past Susie's house, Napstablook's house, Bratty's house, and return to Kris's house.*
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Alright, you don't have to say it."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "Don't wanna walk home by yourself, huh?"
Susie: "Well, if you're gonna MAKE me, I guess..."
Susie: "Let's go."
*Susie walks Kris home.*
Toriel: "Feel free to come in."
Susie: "..."
Toriel: "Oh, excuse me. I am Kris's mother, Toriel..."
Susie: "Y.. yes, Ma'am. I... remember."
Toriel: "Oh, you do? And you are... Susie, are you not?"
Susie: "H... huh? You, um... remember my name, too...?"
Toriel: "Of course. Ms. Alphys is a good friend of mine."
Toriel: "She often talks about you!"
Susie: "... umm, glad to hear it."
Susie: "(Kris, the hell is Alphys saying about me!?)"
Toriel: "Susie, why don't you wash your hands over there... Then we can make the pie together?"
Susie: "Make it... together?"
Susie: "Uhh... but I don't know how to..."
Toriel: "Do not worry, I can teach you!"
Susie: "... OK."
Toriel: "Kris, Susie seems like a nice girl."
Toriel: "I am very happy you are friends with her, but..."
Susie: "..."
Toriel: "Kris, I... heard from Alphys, about her... behavior."
Toriel: "If by any chance, she, er, influences you, er... Leave the chalk alone, alright???"
Susie: "Hands, uh... washed."
Toriel: "Wonderful! Now we can..."
Toriel: "Oh, Kris! How about YOU show Susie how to bake it?"
Susie: "Kris!? You know how to make pie!?"
Susie: "The hell haven't you made ME any then, dumbass!!"
Susie: "You pie-hoarding piece of -"
Susie: "I mean, uhh... 'scuse me, Ma'am."
Toriel: "Susie, you can just call me Toriel outside of school."
Susie: "Oh okay sweet."
Toriel: "... huh? Kris? Oh, YOU need to wash your hands too?"
Toriel: "Then, I suppose I shall teach Susie for now. Susie and I will start getting ready to make the pie!"
Susie: "Uhhh, we will? Wait--!"
Susie: "(Kris! This is not the time to sneak some chocolates!)"
Susie: "(Kris, get me some at least.)"
Susie: "(The hell are you leaving me here with your mom!?)"
Susie: "(Is this like a... what's it called? An introvert thing?)"
Susie: "It started to run."
Susie: "It's making a lot of noise."
Toriel: "Well, let us get the flour."
Susie: "So, that's... this bag? And you just..."
Susie: "... oops."
Toriel: "Hee hee hee! Susie, you have flour on your nose! Uh, I meant to do that. Thought you would stop to "smell the flour," eh?"
Susie: "Hahaha, ughhh - ACHOO! C'mon!!!"
Toriel: "Now, onto the next part..."
Susie: "... so, where the he-- uh, HECK, is Kris?"
Toriel: "Oh, Kris, er... does this sometimes."
Susie: "Well they should hurry. I'm getting sleepy."
Toriel: "Do you know what they call a sleeping Susie?"
Susie: "Huh...? What?"
Toriel: "They would call her... A "Snoozie!""
Susie: "Uhh... haha. Then..."
Susie: "Then I guess you'd be, uh... "Snoriel?""
Toriel: "HAHAHA!! Hahaha!! Snoriel!!! Snoozy and Snoriel!!!"
Susie: "Uhh, heheh, you... really liked that one, huh?"
Toriel: "Wasn't it funny?"
Susie: "Toriel???"
Toriel: "... Alright, where the HELL is Kris? The pie is nearly done..."
Toriel: "Oh, the sugar! Wait here a moment, I left it in the car!"
Susie: "OK!"
Toriel: "Hey Kris, hurry up next time. We're already almost done..."
Susie: "..."
Susie: "So what's next?"
Susie: "Oh, err, the pie..."
Toriel: "We already worked quite hard, have we not? How about we finish it later?"
Susie: "... Umm, OK!"
Susie: "Then... uh... guess I'll walk home...?"
Toriel: "Oh, no, no, there's no need to do that!"
Toriel: "Oh, actually! Susie, would you like to stay over?"
Susie: "Huh?! I mean, umm... if it's OK, then..."
Toriel: "Here, look at this!"
Toriel: "Our couch is used to being used as a bed!"
Toriel: "It's not perfect, but we could all sleep out here!"
Susie: "That... sounds good to me! Yeah!"
Toriel: "Splendid! I will make sure everything is in order."
Toriel: "Just... call your parents, will you not?"
Susie: "Yeah, of course!"
(Susie pretended the call)
Susie: "So what the hell, a sleepover?  Damn, I haven't had one of those in forever, heh..."
Susie: "(Hey, Kris, it's not like someone has to tell you to sit, right!?)"
Susie: "There, chill out for a sec! So now what?"
Susie: "I got it! Maybe... between... the pillows... here? There! Knew I'd find the remote in there! You can always find good stuff wedged in the couch. Jeez, it's dusty. When'd you last use this thing?"
Susie: "Heheheh! *Now lemme just... get comfortable, here, and... There!... Well, who cares! Let's just watch TV! So what are we gonna marathon tonight? Blood Crushers 3? Hell Busters? Invasion of the Cat Petters? Heh, maybe ICE-E The Movie's more your speed, huh, Kris? HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Hahahaha... haha... ha..."
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Kris and Susie watch TV.*
Susie: "It's been a good day, huh, Kris? You, Ralsei, Lancer, everyone... It's... just cool hanging out together, right? ... that's why, y'know... Don't you think we should... Try to have them come to OUR world?"
Susie: "Now THIS is something we can MARATHON! Are you READY Kris? For 12 hours of building-bashing, car-crunching action!? 'cause we are LOCKED IN. Got it? I better not see you move until your eyes are bloodshot!"
Susie: "Heheheh! *Now lemme just... get comfortable, here, and... There!"
*... Susie fell asleep.*
--- [Pause/Transition] ---
*Toriel calling a police mid-night.*
Toriel: "Officer...? Officer...?"
Toriel: "Thank goodness, I finally got through..."
Toriel: "I thought I saw someone prowling around outside..."
Toriel: "And when I checked our car--"
Toriel: "The tires... looked like they'd been <span class="R">slashed</span>."
Toriel: "Officer, if you could please come over..."
Toriel: "You will? Soon? Thank you..."
Toriel: "... they're already asleep..."
*In the middle of the night, Kris gets up. Their body moves on its own. They walk to the center of the living room. With a single, decisive motion, they plunge their knife into the floor. A geyser of darkness erupts, consuming the room. The TV's screen flickers to life, displaying a wide, manic smile.*