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import Head from "next/head";
import { useAmp } from "next/amp";
import Layout from "../components/Layout";
import Byline from "../components/Byline";
export const config = {
amp: true,
};
export default function IndexPage() {
const isAmp = useAmp();
return (
<Layout>
<Head>
<title>The Cat</title>
</Head>
<h1>The Cat (AMP-first Page)</h1>
<Byline author="Dan Zajdband" />
<p className="caption">Meowwwwwwww</p>
<amp-img
alt="Mountains"
width="550"
height="368"
layout="responsive"
src="https://amp.dev/static/inline-examples/images/mountains.webp"
>
<amp-img
alt="Mountains"
fallback=""
width="550"
height="368"
layout="responsive"
src="https://amp.dev/static/inline-examples/images/mountains.jpg"
></amp-img>
</amp-img>
<p>
Cat ipsum dolor <a href={isAmp ? "/dog?amp=1" : "/dog"}>sit amet</a>,
eat grass, throw it back up but refuse to leave cardboard box or groom
yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked,
be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked!. Hide from vacuum
cleaner. Chirp at birds chew foot chase the pig around the house and
meoooow!. Chase ball of string climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to
fireman then scratch his face claw drapes, for meow to be let in yet
attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim meow loudly just to annoy
owners. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror hide when guests come
over, and tuxedo cats always looking dapper so has closed eyes but still
sees you or a nice warm laptop for me to sit on pee in human's bed until
he cleans the litter box. Steal the warm chair right after you get up
cat not kitten around yet claws in your leg eat all the power cords.
Lick sellotape curl into a furry donut immediately regret falling into
bathtub or you call this cat food? and fall asleep on the washing
machine. Purr for no reason hack up furballs and pelt around the house
and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. If it smells like fish eat as
much as you wish. Unwrap toilet paper chew iPad power cord white cat
sleeps on a black shirt lick the other cats. Lounge in doorway mew. Has
closed eyes but still sees you sleep on keyboard, so hunt anything that
moves lick sellotape but slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food
dish if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Meow to be let in
find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day and thug cat sit by the
fire burrow under covers always hungry. Swat at dog hide when guests
come over purrrrrr chew on cable so mark territory, yet howl on top of
tall thing or find something else more interesting. Chase mice kitten is
playing with dead mouse. Sit and stare if it fits, i sits. Mark
territory damn that dog , but step on your keyboard while you're gaming
and then turn in a circle put butt in owner's face human give me
attention meow or eat and than sleep on your face. Friends are not food
jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, or walk on car
leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield, and spread kitty
litter all over house, going to catch the red dot today going to catch
the red dot today. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head.
</p>
<p>
Meow to be let out damn that dog howl uncontrollably for no reason
caticus cuteicus for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Meow
loudly just to annoy owners the dog smells bad for eat the fat cats
food, yet ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway cat
snacks spread kitty litter all over house or hopped up on catnip. Spit
up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum throwup on your
pillow, so cat is love, cat is life yet human is washing you why help oh
the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Chase mice. Swat turds around the
house hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Meowing non stop for
food howl on top of tall thing. Shake treat bag pee in human's bed until
he cleans the litter box missing until dinner time. Have secret plans
climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face
bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Chase dog then
run away purr shake treat bag spit up on light gray carpet instead of
adjacent linoleum but dream about hunting birds. Hiss at vacuum cleaner
milk the cow lay on arms while you're using the keyboard sleep in the
bathroom sink. Stare at ceiling touch water with paw then recoil in
horror or refuse to leave cardboard box. Paw at your fat belly plan
steps for world domination for going to catch the red dot today going to
catch the red dot today slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food
dish scratch at the door then walk away for intrigued by the shower, but
steal the warm chair right after you get up. Fall asleep on the washing
machine destroy couch as revenge scream at the bath so love to play with
owner's hair tie. Howl uncontrollably for no reason rub whiskers on bare
skin act innocent. Cats making all the muffins lick butt and make a
weird face meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans
human give me attention meow intently stare at the same spot. Sleep on
dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor spot something, big eyes, big eyes,
crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce for wake up human for food at 4am
or pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space
sleep on keyboard put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at
full speed . Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head lick butt and make a
weird face but go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there
anyway so then cats take over the world, pee in human's bed until he
cleans the litter box and if it fits, i sits caticus cuteicus. Eats
owners hair then claws head lounge in doorway, and hide when guests come
over chase ball of string eat owner's food play riveting piece on
synthesizer keyboard. Purrr purr little cat, little cat purr purr spit
up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum kitty loves pigs
yet damn that dog meow or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on
hood and windshield. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off meow
all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans need to chase
tail meow hide when guests come over. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball
of furr destroy the blinds meow leave hair everywhere attack dog, run
away and pretend to be victim. Going to catch the red dot today going to
catch the red dot today instantly break out into full speed gallop
across the house for no reason meow so hide when guests come over, yet
hide at bottom of staircase to trip human toy mouse squeak roll over
claws in your leg. Cat slap dog in face lick plastic bags why must they
do that.
</p>
<p>
Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide
in litter box until treats are fed touch water with paw then recoil in
horror then cats take over the world i could pee on this if i had the
energy. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep toy mouse squeak
roll over so stick butt in face you call this cat food? and behind the
couch curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels yet love to play
with owner's hair tie. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my
own dish walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield
find something else more interesting cats go for world domination, spit
up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum sit in box. Missing
until dinner time put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at
full speed but poop in the plant pot and nap all day caticus cuteicus.
Leave hair everywhere attack feet mrow bleghbleghvomit my furball really
tie the room together meowwww eat grass, throw it back up. Hate dog
meowzer! find something else more interesting, yet cat snacks, so
scratch at the door then walk away chase mice. Chase laser scratch the
box plan steps for world domination massacre a bird in the living room
and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet for
stare at ceiling light and who's the baby. Stare at ceiling Gate keepers
of hell, for licks paws intently sniff hand. Pooping rainbow while
flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Gnaw the corn cob. Lick yarn
hanging out of own butt stare at ceiling lick butt and make a weird face
eat and than sleep on your face. Meow all night having their mate
disturbing sleeping humans attack feet, so poop on grasses stare at wall
turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring yet
purr. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Cats secretly make all the
worlds muffins throwup on your pillow plays league of legends. Lick the
plastic bag scratch at the door then walk away. Unwrap toilet paper meow
to be let in walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and
windshield yet hide from vacuum cleaner or massacre a bird in the living
room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the
planet. Purr lick the curtain just to be annoying go into a room to
decide you didn't want to be in there anyway attack feet, and spit up on
light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum yet lick plastic bags.
Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum touch water
with paw then recoil in horror so cat snacks. Purr. Lick sellotape
please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet stick butt in face
meow. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours
- checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked! tuxedo cats
always looking dapper but purrrrrr. Claws in your leg i could pee on
this if i had the energy. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked man
running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail cat not kitten around
but cough furball but toy mouse squeak roll over spread kitty litter all
over house curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Meow all
night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans fall asleep on the
washing machine find something else more interesting.
</p>
<p>
Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway missing until
dinner time, for intrigued by the shower, so i could pee on this if i
had the energy for purrrrrr for vommit food and eat it again lick butt
and make a weird face. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent eat grass,
throw it back up or lick yarn hanging out of own butt. I am the best cat
is love, cat is life, or sleep nap, mew but meoooow!. Meowzer!. Friends
are not food jump off balcony, onto stranger's head intrigued by the
shower, and eat a plant, kill a hand, touch water with paw then recoil
in horror yet flop over.
</p>
<p>
Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle wake
up human for food at 4am so shove bum in owner's face like camera lens
for see owner, run in terror run outside as soon as door open. Stand in
front of the computer screen sleep on keyboard destroy the blinds with
tail in the air play time play time. Shove bum in owner's face like
camera lens ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway but
with tail in the air need to chase tail, yet kitten is playing with dead
mouse and russian blue. Hopped up on catnip refuse to leave cardboard
box you call this cat food? walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on
hood and windshield. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the
house sleep on keyboard, or scamper shove bum in owner's face like
camera lens. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18
hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked! claw
drapes bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together make
meme, make cute face kitty loves pigs. Toy mouse squeak roll over refuse
to drink water except out of someone's glass but attack feet. Sleep on
keyboard. Vommit food and eat it again paw at your fat belly, rub face
on everything, yet purr. Has closed eyes but still sees you kitty
scratches couch bad kitty if it fits, i sits. Pushes butt to face
purrrrrr or intently stare at the same spot, yet attack dog, run away
and pretend to be victim yet lies down and need to chase tail. Spend all
night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day love to play with
owner's hair tie. I could pee on this if i had the energy lick butt
stare out the window. Make meme, make cute face. Chase after silly
colored fish toys around the house. Leave fur on owners clothes poop in
the plant pot. Sleep on keyboard chase the pig around the house chase
imaginary bugs, yet bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room
together yet have my breakfast spaghetti yarn so scamper. Need to chase
tail meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of
food and continue meowing for pee in the shoe thinking longingly about
tuna brine yet purrr purr little cat, little cat purr purr lie on your
belly and purr when you are asleep. Lounge in doorway poop on grasses
for lounge in doorway for chew iPad power cord.
</p>
<style jsx>{`
h1 {
margin-bottom: 5px;
}
p {
font-size: 18px;
line-height: 30px;
margin-top: 30px;
}
.caption {
color: #ccc;
margin-top: 0;
font-size: 14px;
text-align: center;
}
`}</style>
</Layout>
);
}
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