| ==Phrack Inc.== | |
| Volume Two, Issue 22, File 2 of 12 | |
| ==Phrack Pro-Phile XXII== | |
| Created By Taran King | |
| Brought To You By Taran King and Knight Lightning | |
| Done on October 8, 1988 | |
| Welcome to Phrack Pro-Phile XXII. Phrack Pro-Phile was created to | |
| bring information to you, the community, about retired or highly important/ | |
| controversial people. This issue, we bring to you a name from the past and | |
| a user of highly respected rankings in the history of the phreak/hack world... | |
| Karl Marx | |
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| Personal | |
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| Handle: Karl Marx | |
| Call Him: James Salsman | |
| Past Handles: None | |
| Handle Origin: Bloom County (Something about Capitalists and Humor) | |
| Date Of Birth: 12/2/67 | |
| Height: 6"0' | |
| Weight: 155 lbs | |
| Eye Color: Blue | |
| Hair Color: Dark Brown | |
| Shoe Size: 10 1/2 | |
| Computers: Nondeterministic turing machines | |
| Sysop/Co-Sysop Of: Farmers of Doom | |
| Origins In Phreak/Hack World: | |
| Manufacturing Explosives -- He wanted to blow up his High School. | |
| Origins In Phreak/Hack BBSes: Plovernet! | |
| People In The Phreak/Hack World Met: | |
| The Buccaneer, Mark Tabas, Shadow Master, and a few other Colorado types. | |
| He also actually made it to a TAP meeting a while ago [TelePub '86], but he | |
| slept through it. All he remembers is that it was in New York and Scan Man | |
| was there in a baseball cap. He thinks it was in a "Days Inn" or | |
| something. | |
| Experience Gained In The Following Ways: | |
| Spending long hours pouring over Bell System Tech Journals from | |
| 1970-Present. He suggests to anyone who wants to learn non-trivial, but | |
| useful things -- or who just wants to get some really *powerful* | |
| vocabulary for social engineering -- try using your local college or large | |
| public library. | |
| Knowledge Attributed To: | |
| Nearly everyone who he's ever talked to -- if you let people bullshit you | |
| long enough, you learn quite a bit just by figuring out why they are wrong. | |
| Memorable Phreak/Hack BBSes: Plovernet, Legion of Doom, Shadowland, and of | |
| course the invisible 3rd level of FOD. | |
| Work/Schooling (Major): | |
| Carnegie Mellon University. He dropped out as soon as they let him work on | |
| interesting Cognitive Science and AI projects. He currently works at | |
| Expert Technologies -- the company has an expert system for putting | |
| together various Yellow Pages for client phone companies that he is not | |
| supposed to name (there's no point in naming them, 'cause by now they do | |
| every fucking Yellow Pages in the country -- ACK!) But that's just what | |
| makes the company money. He's working on user interfaces based on speech | |
| recogniton. | |
| Conventions/Involvements Outside Of Phone Calls: | |
| He thinks he went to that TAP [Telepub '86] meeting, but he doesn't | |
| remember much more than Scan Man's cap. He was INTENSELY tired and his | |
| girlfreind was complaining that everyone was a geek and that they had to | |
| find a way to get back in Pittsburgh in four hours. | |
| Accomplishments: | |
| He wrote somthing about Nitroglycerin. He probably killed a lot of | |
| aspiring phreaks on Plovernet by not putting in enough warnings like | |
| "Remember, DON'T make more than a few grams or you will be found dead and | |
| identified as Dinty Morre Beef Stew." He also came up with the "RESCOC -- | |
| Remote Satellite Course Correction System" file. It was PURE bullshit, but | |
| with headings like "How to manuver a satelite to crash it into cities (like | |
| Moscow)" it was a big hit with the "Hacker-Hype" media. AT&T denied | |
| everything. | |
| Phreak/Hack Groups: He got a lot of mail saying somthing like; | |
| "Congratulations! You MAY ALREADY HAVE WON membership into the NEW GROUP... | |
| ----- THE CAPTAINS OF CODES ----- | |
| It's the best new phreak/hack group since MIT! Just tell us everything you | |
| know and tell everyone else what a great group we are -- AND WE WILL LET | |
| YOU BE A MEMBER OF... ----- THE CAPTAINS OF CODES -----" | |
| He usually ignored these "memberships." He believes Tabas understood the | |
| problem when he created the parody-group "Farmers of Doom." | |
| Interests: | |
| His main interest is AI. His particular application domains focus on | |
| Cognitive Science and Pattern recognition. He thinks he might have been | |
| interested in the telephone system -- but those days are over. He doesn't | |
| even remember the codes to do trunk selection on an RTA distribution point. | |
| And if the ROCs security folks think he still does that sort of thing they | |
| are going to have to prove it. :-) | |
| Favorite Things; | |
| Thinking: Problem Solving | |
| Conversation: Exchange of information | |
| Love: Emotional fulfillment | |
| Sex: Physical fulfillment | |
| Drugs: Introspection | |
| Poetry: Metaphor, Imagery | |
| Involvement: Sense of Self-Worth | |
| Music: Rhythm, Harmonics | |
| Food: Flavor, Satisfaction | |
| Breathing: Inhalation of Oxygen | |
| Most Memorable Experience: | |
| The funniest thing that ever happened to him was the time he was arrested. | |
| The Secret Service had bugged this hotel room and surprised them (always | |
| remember, SECRET service and ROOM service are not *that* different.) They | |
| took them to a Denver Police holding tank that was filled with non-sober | |
| hooligans. | |
| Unfortunately, he was in a business suit (having just returned from handing | |
| a $5,000,000.00 "certified" check to Charles Schwab in Sacramento). So | |
| there were all these drunk people asking me, "Ahre yha my lawer???" | |
| Of course, Mark Tabas had it easy in his Hawaiian print shirt, but he had | |
| to deal with "Whatcha here fur?" Jim told them that he was being held for | |
| "Fraud." That explanation didn't seem to satisfy them -- "Har, har, har! | |
| Fraud! The kid's in here for fraud! Let me tell you what I'm in for! | |
| What do you think I'm here for??" | |
| He didn't have the heart to tell the gentlemen that he really didn't care | |
| why they shared such a predicament so he responded with a blank stare. | |
| They then went on to describe crimes so horrible that he could hardly | |
| believe them, if it wasn't for the fact that most of them were at least two | |
| thirds covered in blood. That sort of gave them the advantage, so he went | |
| on to tell them that he must have been put in the wrong cell and that he | |
| was sure that the jailer would transfer him in just a few hours. They all | |
| seemed to accept that, and went on to insulting each other. | |
| Some People To Mention: | |
| o "I'd like to thank Who-Bob and T-Bob for their long hours they spent | |
| discussing new and innovative ESS social engineering techniques. | |
| o I am forever indebted to Mark Tabas for his courage and demeanor in the | |
| face of adversity -- which is to say that getting busted didn't bother him | |
| as much as disk space problems did. | |
| o There's this guy named "Chuck" in the 303 T5 center who I'd like to mention | |
| because he set up a RTA routing code for me that switched incoming toll | |
| trunks to BLV trunks -- if only everyone were that stupid!" | |
| Inside Jokes: "Sorry, sir, we were just trying to find some wire for our | |
| science fair project, but as there appears to be nothing here | |
| but coffee grounds and cigarette ashes, we had better get going. | |
| Have a nice day!" | |
| Serious Section: He's very strongly against geting busted. | |
| Are Phreaks/Hackers You've Met Generally Computer Geeks? | |
| He hopes not! Most of the people that used to be computer geeks around CMU | |
| now wear suits and ties and have six digit salaries. What a horrible | |
| thing! He wouldn't wish that on his worst enemy! | |
| Busted For: He was busted for being in a hotel room with Steve Dahl. He was | |
| convicted of the law that says, in effect "it's illegal to lie to | |
| somebody more powerful than you." He stopped phreaking because he | |
| was on probation and didn't want to go to prison. He is NOT | |
| planning a comeback. | |
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| Thanks for your time James. | |
| Taran King and Knight Lightning | |
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