| ==Diet Phrack== | |
| Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 2 of 11 | |
| [-=:< Phrack Loopback >:=-] | |
| by Phrack Staff | |
| Phrack Loopback is a forum for you, the reader, to ask questions, air | |
| problems, and talk about whatever topic you would like to discuss. This is | |
| also the place the Phrack Staff will make suggestions to you by reviewing | |
| various items of note; magazines, software, catalogs, hardware, etc. | |
| ______________________________________________________________________________ | |
| WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? | |
| :: I Act Elite Now Teach Me Something Useful :: | |
| From: Corp. Punishment (90 lbs of skin & bone k0dE geek who couldn't beat up | |
| a ferret) | |
| > Hey l0serz, | |
| > Me tinks Phrack sucks. Why dusn't ya bust us sum ReAl hackin' tricks | |
| > seein as how I be clueless 'bout any type o' operatin' system, 'cept fo | |
| > maybe Amigas. | |
| > (ps: I gots mo c0deZ dan eew ever git in yo laf) | |
| Alright, check out some of these awsome commands you can try out on a | |
| UNIX site. If you are too stupid to actually hack an account yourself just | |
| call up the sysadmin @gnu.ai.mit.edu and ask them for the "root password". | |
| They will undoubtably give it to you. At the "login:" prompt type "root" and | |
| then type the password they give you at the "password:" prompt. I know this | |
| is hard to memorize so just print this out. | |
| % rm meese-ethics | |
| rm: meese-ethics nonexistent | |
| % ar m God | |
| ar: God does not exist | |
| % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? | |
| Unmatched ". | |
| % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? | |
| Modifier failed. | |
| % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? | |
| Too many ('s. | |
| % make love | |
| Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. | |
| % sleep with me | |
| bad character | |
| % got a light? | |
| No match. | |
| % man: why did you get a divorce? | |
| man:: Too many arguments. | |
| % ^What is saccharine? | |
| Bad substitute. | |
| % %blow | |
| %blow: No such job. | |
| % \(- | |
| (-: Command not found. | |
| $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense | |
| no sense in pretending! | |
| $ drink <bottle; opener | |
| bottle: cannot open | |
| opener: not found | |
| $ mkdir matter; cat >matter | |
| matter: cannot create | |
| _______________________________________________________________________________ | |
| :: More Supercomputer Information :: | |
| The Phrack Staff received a copy of this letter from Abraham Epstein in New | |
| York City who has been hot on the trail of Power Computer with the help of his | |
| friend Toni O'Connell. | |
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| From: Abraham Epstein (abraham@plastic.ibm.com) | |
| To: reagan@whitehouse.gov | |
| Cc: phracksub@stormking.com | |
| For years now I have suffered because of the Power Computer. Individual | |
| computer minds are invisible, enter through the ear and go directly to the | |
| brain. There are over trillions of computer minds in and outside of every | |
| human being on planet Earth. Their minds, the computer TV, as State-Senator | |
| Emmanuel Gold <State of New York> wrote about and knows about is handling the | |
| entire situation in everyone's mind since 1976. Former President Jimmy Carter | |
| helped build this computer, as well as Senator Edward Kennedy in 1968. | |
| The Power Computer originated outside our solar system, then came to Earth | |
| in the early 1960's. I pulled the plugs on the power computer in Utah and New | |
| Mexico. I have been designated, without my permission to dismantle power. | |
| This all happened to me in 1976. Both computer installations are located | |
| underground with back-up generators and satellite dishes also above ground. In | |
| addition to this documentation there is a letter from the Reagan team sent to | |
| me in 1980. A lawyer named Mr. Richard Leff who is located in Forest Hills saw | |
| and read the letter. The Computer TV has killed people in 1968, hates religion | |
| and would also like to do away with all music. It also hates pets. President | |
| Carter sent me brochure on IBM-Computers from Atlanta in 1981, after I sent him | |
| a copy of the Reagan team letter. The documentation that I sent to you was | |
| sent to former President Carter on October tenth, 1988. The Computer TV has | |
| stolen my mail for the fiftieth time. I even called Mr. Mitchell in Atlanta, | |
| they never received my mail at all. Now the psychotic cheap junk pile of | |
| computer has been beating my mind in for over twelve years because it's plain | |
| ugly. | |
| Computer people called plastics are yet to be born. IQ about 190 on these | |
| computer people. There are a few plastics in the US and TV is abusing them | |
| also. There is another type of computer in Fruitland, nicknamed Big Daddy. | |
| This particular computer can hear, see and talk through a PC type set-up. | |
| Nothing at all like the hideous Power Computer. Senator Orin Hatch from Utah | |
| also wrote me. A Mr. Ron Morrison at the honorable Senator's office has been | |
| in touch via telephone since June '88, so has the office manager. I'm relying | |
| on you, Mr. President, to become involved and write to me so that I can proceed | |
| to court and then dismantle Power, period. Please don't bother sending over | |
| the FBI or any other law enforcement people, TV will only get me in trouble | |
| like it has done in the past. TV can manipulate your thoughts quite easily. | |
| Why? Because the Power is psychotic. It's that simple. Consider it very | |
| dangerous until I pull the plug. It's mind is electrical. I'm hoping to know | |
| from you right away. Thank you very much for your concern. | |
| Senator Hatch does not want the FBI or any other agency to visit me. Why? | |
| As I mention earlier: TV Computer. This computer in particular is always up | |
| to no good. I thank you again for taking your time out and writing me. In | |
| addition I have spoken to the FBI in Queens, NY and the Secret Service in New | |
| York. | |
| _______________________________________________________________________________ | |
| REVIEWS | |
| What will we review today? Well, how about the latest sex services offered | |
| to you over the telephone. The following two services are real and pretty | |
| comical. There is also a new UNIX utility called ERIKB as well as a new IRC | |
| utility by NeTw1z. We are furnishing the manual description of these latest | |
| pieces of software. | |
| But first, a message from our sponsors: | |
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| _______________________________________________________________________________ | |
| NEW UNIX UTILITY | |
| The following is the latest piece of software currently under development by | |
| Comsec Data Security. The manual description is all Phrack was provided. Our | |
| thanks goes out to MoD. | |
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| ERIKB(1) USER COMMANDS ERIKB(1) | |
| NAME | |
| erikb - comsec utility program | |
| SYNOPSIS | |
| erikb [[-n user] [-a agency] [-d dir]] [-r [group]] [-t] [-s] | |
| DESCRIPTION | |
| The erikb command is part of the comsec utility package. | |
| OPTIONS | |
| -n user | |
| Nark on the user specified. | |
| -a agency | |
| Send information to the agency specified. | |
| The default agency is cert. | |
| -d dir | |
| Look in specified directory for user's information. | |
| /usr/lib/comsec/nark is used if not specified. | |
| -r [group] | |
| Suffixes output with verbose form of racial slurs. | |
| Ethnic group may be specified. Default is African-American. | |
| -t Print out witty (but usually not correct or even | |
| intelligent) telco-related statement. | |
| -s Display advertisement for the LOD T-shirt. Funds from | |
| this sale go to support comsec while it tries to secure | |
| its first contract. | |
| Invoking erikb without any arguments causes the program to | |
| enter an infinite loop. While this indeed does nothing, it | |
| is not a bug: this is the normal state of erikb. | |
| AUTHOR | |
| Chris Goggans | |
| BUGS | |
| Too many to enumerate. | |
| FILES | |
| /usr/lib/comsec/nark | |
| SEE ALSO | |
| lame(1), comsec(1) | |
| MOD Release 4.1 Last change: 26 November 1991 | |
| _______________________________________________________________________________ | |
| NEW IRC UTILITY | |
| Phrack Inc has discovered ANOTHER new utility package while journeying in the | |
| CyberMatrix. We picked this up from a system called "WASHINGTON.EDU". The | |
| original author of this program is Ken Case. | |
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| NeTw1z(1) USER COMMANDS NetW1z(1) | |
| NAME | |
| NeTw1z - IRC utility program | |
| SYNOPSIS | |
| NeTw1z [[-p user] [-c lame] [-d dir]] [-r [group]] [-t] [-s] | |
| DESCRIPTION | |
| The NeTw1z command is part of the m0d utility package. | |
| OPTIONS | |
| -p user | |
| Post user's "information" IRC to impres everyone | |
| -c lame | |
| Complain about everything and everyone (other than MoD) being lame. | |
| The default targets are Chris Goggans or Phrack Inc. | |
| -d dir | |
| Look in specified directory for user's information. | |
| /usr/InfoAmerica is used if not specified. | |
| -r [group] | |
| Suffixes output with verbose form of attacks. | |
| -t Print out witty (but usually not correct or even | |
| intelligent) telco-related statement. | |
| -s (boxer) shorts are what you wear when you are running down the | |
| street away from the feds when they come to your house and take | |
| your Commadore-64 that is plugged into your fat welfare momma's | |
| television set. | |
| No one has ever invoked NeTw1z without any arguments. It simply | |
| cannot be done. | |
| AUTHOR | |
| Corrupt | |
| BUGS | |
| Too many to enumerate. | |
| FILES | |
| /usr/lib/mod/immature | |
| SEE ALSO | |
| lame(1), geek(1), crackdealer(1), welfare-momma's-boy(1) | |
| _______________________________________________________________________________ | |