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| WeenieFest '92: A Meeting With John Markoff | |
| Co-Author of CYBERPUNK: Outlaws and Hackers on the Computer Frontier | |
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| "Boston Computer Society General Meeting, Wednesday, January 22, 7:30pm. | |
| Katie Hafner, co-author with husband John Markoff of _Cyberpunk_, talks | |
| about computer ethics [ya, right] and computer crimes. _Cyberpunk_ | |
| details the stories of three computer hackers: Kevin Mitnick, an expert | |
| phone phreak, who carried his hacking to obsession [isn't that a perfume?] | |
| and addiction-wreaking havoc [holy SHIT!] with computer networks and | |
| top-secret research; Pengo, from Germany, who penetrated US military | |
| computers and sold information to the Soviet Union; and Robert Morris, | |
| a Harvard and Cornell graduate, who released a virus [WORM!] program that | |
| crippled thousands of computers on Internet. This discussion may change | |
| how you think about computer accessibility [sure changed MY life..jeesh]." | |
| That's how the advertisement appeared in the Boston Computer Society's | |
| UPDATE mag (without my bracketed snide comments, of course). Knight Lightning | |
| informed me of this meeting via electronic mail, and I read it the DAY it was | |
| happening. I had read about half of the book CYBERPUNK, and I know most of you | |
| have already checked it out. Yes, it is a piece of shit. A great deal of the | |
| info is *fabricated*, and the authors attempt to explain hacking as a "social | |
| disorder"...on par with juvenile delinquency. | |
| True, a lot of hacking is just kids screwing around, but there is MORE to | |
| the scene than just that. What about the violation of civil liberties going on | |
| by the federal government and its agents? What about privacy on the nets? | |
| What about the REAL DRIVE behind most of the hacking going on today... the | |
| search for TECH KNOWLEDGE? These topics were NOT covered adequately in the | |
| book. | |
| Seeing this meeting as a GREAT opportunity to grill Ms. Hafner and to hear | |
| what members of the BCS had to say, I attempted to quickly mobilize the entire | |
| RDT crew into attending. Alas, I was the *only* person able to make it. "What | |
| the hell," I figured, "I'm sure there'll be plenty of other people there who'll | |
| make the discussion lively and *heated*." Boy, was I wrong... | |
| For starters, Ms. Hafner was unable to attend. Instead, her husband and | |
| co-author, John Markoff showed up. I had never been to a BCS meeting before, | |
| and figured that the members would be relatively intelligent about computers | |
| and computer ethics. Well, about 80 people filled the lecture hall, and ALL of | |
| them were older than me (and I'm 24 by the way). Looked like mostly yuppie | |
| trash ("Gee, I just bought this 486...I wonder what it does. Guess I'll join | |
| the BCS!") and some old professor-types. Suddenly, I felt a chill... | |
| *Weenie-alert* Two bozos behind me were trying to discuss how to write an | |
| MS-DOS CONFIG.SYS file: | |
| "Bob, my computer is all messed up. Doesn't work." | |
| "Gee, well, maybe you need one of those set device equals things!" | |
| NOTE: ALL quotes are REAL...Yes, truth is stranger than fiction... | |
| Oh well...Finally, John Markoff came on-stage looking a lot like Dustin | |
| Hoffman. He started out by talking for 15 minutes on the definitions | |
| of "hacker," "cracker," and "cyberpunk." This is when my migraine started (a | |
| small throbbing pulse in my left temple). He discussed the origin of the term | |
| "cyberpunk" and made MANY references to *BILL* Gibson. Guess he wanted to | |
| stroke himself and make his "personal" relationship with Gibson known to all. | |
| Then, he talked in DETAIL about how HE figured out who set loose the Internet | |
| worm. "I told them to 'finger RTM'... and the name Robert T. Morris popped | |
| up." Boy, some SERIOUS tech wizardry going on there. Markoff patted himself | |
| on the back for about 10 minutes more. He also seemed proud of his dealings | |
| with Cliff Stoll (as he plugged THE CUCKOO'S EGG about 5 times). Stroke, | |
| stroke, stroke. He seemed really *proud* at having discovered all this info | |
| about the computer underground (even though his book is ONLY about *THREE* case | |
| studies!!!). | |
| "We wanted to get inside these cultures..." | |
| Well his book was basically just a REPORT of WHAT HAPPENED (not even | |
| factual half the time)... NOT about the CULTURE... NOT about what really made | |
| these people tick... NOT about what REALLY ATTRACTS people to the computer | |
| underground. He was just a *reporter*, looking for a scoop. Nothing more. | |
| After describing his book, he opened up the presentation to discussion. | |
| The FIRST question was by some BCS dork: | |
| "Do you know anything about the printer-ROM virus used in the | |
| Iraqi computer systems?" | |
| I got a sick feeling in my stomach. Markoff talked about this for 10 minutes | |
| with comments by other BCS members thrown in. ARRRGH. Anyway, the NEXT | |
| question was a real winner: | |
| "What about those computers that took the Turing test recently.. | |
| did they pass? Could you explain what a Turing test is?" | |
| So maybe the BCS people WERE NOT that up on things. Maybe none of them read | |
| the book. Maybe none of them have ever read Phrack or 2600. Maybe ALL of them | |
| have their heads shoved up their butts? | |
| Finally, I made my move. I asked him: | |
| "What do you think of the punishments given to convicted 'cyberpunks'? | |
| Do you think they're fair? What about seizure of equipment without | |
| charges, taking examples from Operation Sundevil?" | |
| Markoff: "I think the government is just using scare tactics. It's a shame | |
| that equipment is seized. It's unconstitutional." | |
| Yep, that is all he had to say about it. No comments on the POLICE STATE | |
| that's evolving on the nets. Nothing about what's being done to *protect* | |
| computer users' free speech. Next question of mine: | |
| "What do you think really drives 'cyberpunks'...how 'serious' do you | |
| think the *crime* of *hacking* is?" | |
| Markoff: "It's just juvenile delinquency. Most of it has nothing to do | |
| with tech wizardry. It's mostly con-artists. I hope there is | |
| a 'fad element' to this cyberpunk thing. Hopefully they'll | |
| grow out of it." | |
| Yeah, this guy certainly has his damn FINGER on the PULSE of the | |
| underground. We're just a bunch of delinquent, juvenile con-artists. We'll | |
| grow out of it. Really. Man, I was steamed. What he said was full of | |
| *half-truths* leaving out IMPORTANT things, like the drive for exploration of | |
| highly complicated networks and machinery, but I wasn't going to pick a fight | |
| with this guy. I calmed down and asked the next question on my list: | |
| "What do you think of publications like Phrack and 2600? How do you feel | |
| about the E911 bust that tried to suppress Phrack?" | |
| Markoff: "I don't buy their 'exploration' excuse. I don't want people | |
| testing the locks on MY computer. It's just juvenile delinquency." | |
| How insightful. Completely ignored my question about the E911 affair. So | |
| much for understanding the underground. Ya, we all read stuff like Phrack | |
| and 2600 JUST so we can FUCK UP things. | |
| ***ONE interesting thing he mentioned was that MOST hacker-related crimes | |
| are INSIDE JOBS. Trusted people working on the INSIDE. Well, that was the | |
| ONLY thing he said that I totally agreed with. At least Markoff isn't trying | |
| to start a "Cyberpunk Witch-Hunt"...not like OTHER people (i.e., Geraldo, Don | |
| Ingram, etc.). | |
| This gets REAL funny now. Other BCS members seemed to have NO interest in | |
| talking about hacking/phreaking/civil liberties/hacker ethic/etc. ONE guy | |
| asked: | |
| "Is piracy a big problem in the US?" | |
| Another asked: | |
| "Do pirate bulletin boards still exist?" | |
| Some *insightful* BCS member said: | |
| "Yeah, but it's dangerous. Lawyers call up and check to see if you | |
| have copyrighted software. You can go to jail for it!" | |
| Markoff: "Yes, piracy is still rampant. I can't give you any numbers | |
| <cheesy smile here> but I know many exist." | |
| BCS member responds: | |
| "You mean I can just call a number and get Pagemaker for free?" | |
| At this point, I vomited violently..at least my BRAIN did. Many other | |
| stupid questions were asked, but I won't torture you further ("What about the | |
| IBM/Apple merger?"...that sort of thing). I managed to get in ONE LAST | |
| question: | |
| "What do you think of 'reformed cyberpunks'...for nstance, the security | |
| consulting company 'Comsec' formed by ex-LOD members?" | |
| Markoff: "I think that any company that hires them should know what they're | |
| getting into. I'm skeptical. *I* wouldn't hire them." | |
| You should know that at this point MOST of the BCS dorks laughed out loud, | |
| in annoying, weenie-like chuckles of mirth. It took all of my strength not to | |
| get up and crack skulls. So much for intelligent discussions. Actually, | |
| throughout MOST of the meeting, people were laughing for no apparent reason. | |
| Guess they knew something I didn't? | |
| In the final analysis, the meeting confirmed my suspicions that Markoff is | |
| just a reporter trying to make a buck. Cashing in on half-truths. Not at all | |
| interested in the "cyberpunk's" point of view. Not interested in the ETHICS | |
| and MORAL RAMIFICATIONS of hacker busts. He's just reporting the "news." At | |
| least he wasn't trying to stir up a "witch-hunt"...but then again, he isn't | |
| contributing much to the awareness of the underground and what it "really" | |
| means...hacking is NOT a sickness...it is NOT something to "grow out of"... | |
| it means freedom of speech...freedom to explore (to an extent..heh) and the | |
| DESIRE to explore. MUCH more than juvenile delinquency. I hope someone writes | |
| a book from that perspective someday. | |
| I also got an insight into the BCS community. Clueless. Need I say more? | |
| I hope you enjoyed this file. Look for more "Special Reports" in the near | |
| future. | |
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