| ---[ Phrack Magazine Volume 8, Issue 52 January 26, 1998, article 04 of 20 | |
| -------------------------[ P H R A C K 5 2 P R O P H I L E | |
| ----------------[ Personal | |
| Handle: O0 | |
| Call him: pachuco. Hey... me. | |
| Past handles: digital jesus | |
| Handle origin: L. Ron Hubbard and I thought it up. | |
| Date of Birth: 07/74 | |
| Height: With heels or without? | |
| Weight: In the sixth grade I was in a roman play. I was Naples. | |
| Eye color: Blue. | |
| Hair Color: Blue. I'm old. | |
| Computers: Yes please. Extra Mayo, No onions. | |
| Admin of: Nothing. I'm not an admin. | |
| Sites Frequented: www.scientology.org (If you are going to hack someone, | |
| hack me.) | |
| URLs: The web is a really good excuse to waste time unless | |
| you are doing research, distributing religous propaganda, | |
| or selling sex oriented products. | |
| ----------------[ Favorite Things | |
| Women: Daemon9, are you trying to ask me something? | |
| Cars: Porsche Carrera whatever | |
| Foods: The Roxy in Encinitas, Ca., Filibertos in Encinitas, Ca., | |
| and of course, "deli world" in the San Francisco ghetto | |
| (Excelsior). $1 food is next door. | |
| Music: Fugazi, Jazz, Acid Jazz, Lounge, Gregorian Chant, Jon | |
| Spencer - Orange, One Dollar Food (Mondays at the Red | |
| Devil Lounge in SF - Feds Welcome, but have good suits and | |
| fast sneakers so I know who you are) | |
| Movies: Usual Suspects, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Mall Rats, | |
| Anything not starring pauly shore or Rodney Dangerfield. | |
| Books: Chaos, making a new science by James Gleick | |
| The C programming language, by Wik, and Als0 wik. | |
| "Why I just can't seem to dance" - A documentary by Daemon9 | |
| Quotes: "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega" - Brodie. | |
| "Woohoo! The water in this bathtub sure is ... white!" | |
| - B. Clinton. | |
| "Woohoo! Jessie Jackson sure is black!" - Pat Buchanan. | |
| "I just never can seem to find things when I need them" | |
| - Ollie North. | |
| "People will eat shit, if you just put salad dressing on | |
| it." - B. Gates. | |
| "ARF! grr." - Tattoo. | |
| Turn Ons: * Miniskirts, Garders, Vinyl, Perfume, Meat Eaters, Smart | |
| Girls without attitudes. | |
| Turn Offs: * Fat, ugly, smelly, vegetarian "granolas" with no | |
| personality who wear 20 year old clothes that they still | |
| have not washed yet, and lack the social skills or | |
| capacity to learn. | |
| * Salespeople | |
| ----------------[ Passions | |
| - Business (penetration testing / security auditing). | |
| - Tropical places (relaxation). | |
| - Urban places (excitement). | |
| - Winky, the magic dog, mule, hare catcher. | |
| - Computers / networking. | |
| - My girlfriend. | |
| - Europe in general (but honestly, if you are Dutch and you own a restaurant, | |
| come to the US, and learn about ground beef. Also, figure out what "well | |
| done" means. Honestly though, I must compliment you on your excellent | |
| selection of various strains of marijuana). | |
| ----------------[ Memorable experiences | |
| - Owning switches over the Internet (TCP --> X.25). | |
| - Owning my first nice car. | |
| - Owning your machine. | |
| - Getting punched by a large Sicilian, and getting knocked out. | |
| - Putting a large Sicilian in the hospital. | |
| ----------------[ People to mention | |
| - Joan Croc, for all of the millions of dollars she never gave me. | |
| - Daemon9, for patting me on the back and breaking my spine by accident. | |
| - My girlfriend, for being the awesome girl next door. | |
| - Her parents, for feeding me all the time. | |
| - Tattoo, my puppy ... for pissing on my bed, my floor, and all my clothes. | |
| - Everyone who has ever served me coffee. | |
| - Everyone who has ever betrayed me. Thanks so much for your warmth and | |
| compassion. | |
| - Mr Rogers. Using drugs to teach America's youth the moral responsibilities | |
| they should adopt for their upcoming, bright futures, and using puppets to | |
| illustrate the values of a smoothly flowing dictatorship. | |
| - My parents, for tolerating all the weird phone calls from the rest of you | |
| fuckers for many years, and for motivating me to learn about things I was | |
| interested in by telling me that I would never get a job if I didn't go to | |
| college. Heck, at least I didn't buy a degree out of a magazine, and end up | |
| President of the United States. | |
| - Oprah, for providing me with entertainment while I watched you expand and | |
| contract like a blowfish. (I don't think she reads this anyway) (But if I'm | |
| wrong, and Oprah is an avid phrack reader, then by all means .. sorry , it | |
| was only a joke... Besides, according to MiB, you're an alien). | |
| ----------------[ Pearls Of Wisdom | |
| - Don't take any wooden nickels, but if you do, make sure you get enough to | |
| build a log cabin. Don't take any log cabins, but of you do, cut them up | |
| small enough that you can give alot of people wooden nickels. | |
| - Don't make up any cliches, but if you do, make sure they're funny. | |
| - Make your business work for you, don't work for your business. | |
| - Never ignore the ones you love. | |
| - Buy quality merchandise for your home the first time around... unless you | |
| have roommates. | |
| - If everyone else around you gets caught, its time to stop. | |
| - If a speaker is a speaker, and not a "sound emissions device", then is | |
| toilet paper "toilet paper", or "Butt Wiping Cloth?" | |
| - Eat out alot, unless she tells you to stop. | |
| - All the people who consistently come on irc and ask "teach me how to hack", | |
| first of all, most of the people on irc understand English as well as its | |
| associated rules of grammar. Second, pick up a fricking book once in a | |
| while and you might actually be surprised at what you are capable of. We're | |
| supposed to be evolving, remember? | |
| - When I was a young boy, I ate a snail. If you are a young boy, don't. | |
| - If you beat the shit out of someone, make sure its not in front of my house, | |
| because I don't want to clean up all that shit. | |
| ----[ EOF | |