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Current Standings: Should Oryan Quest be let back on?
Users voting: 10.1%
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2:No. : 1 14.3%
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Majority of Posts Taken From Metal Shop Private
Some Posts Taken From The Lost City Of Atlantis
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==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #2 of 10
_-><-_==_{[The REAL Phreaker's Guide Part II]}_==_-><-_
or
How To/Not To Be Elite!
Written by
Taran King and Knight Lightning
So, you're willing to give up EVERYTHING to be elite, huh? Well,
you've come to the right place. We know from EXPERIENCE. We know FIRST HAND.
We know because we ARE ELITE (not elite, ELITE).
Some of you may recall our first version of this file which was
released years ago. That was when we were young and immature. We are now
much more mature and ELITE and you aren't so there. Here's the file, learn
it, love it, live it, leach it.
!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^
Real phreaks don't utilize anything pertaining to phreaking/hacking in their
handles (Phantom PHREAKER, CODES Master, CODE Manipulator, Bill from RNOC,
Perpetual PHREAK, Luke VAXHACKER, VMS Consultant, Holophax PHREAKER,
Ubiquitous HACKER, Dr. HACK, PHREAKY Floyd, Broadway HACKER, The Mad HACKER,
The PHREAKazoid, PHREAKenstein, Dan The OPERATOR, and ORYAN QUEST).
Corollary: Real phreaks or hackers don't have ORYAN QUEST in their name.
Real phreaks don't get in trouble when people harass their parents (Phucked
Agent 04, The Executioner, and Oryan Quest).
Corollary: Real phreaks don't name themselves Oryan Quest if they know that
they're going to receive harassing phone calls.
Real phreaks don't look like celebrities (Mark Tabas - Tom Petty, Shooting
Shark - Mork from Ork, Telenet Bob - Danny Partridge (200 pounds later), John
Draper - Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein, The Executioner - All of the
group members of Loudness, Broadway Hacker/The Whacko Cracko Bros. - Tommy
Flenagan, Mr. Zenith's mother - Fred Sanford, The Lineman - Spanky, Sigmund
Fraud - The Great Pumpkin, and Oryan Quest - the Mexican cab driver in D.C.
Cab).
Corollary: Real phreaks didn't crawl under a fence to become a citizen of the
United States of America.
Real phreaks don't go to Tap (Dead Lord, Cheshire Catalyst, Sid Platt, and
Oryan Quest).
Corollary: Real phreaks don't piss Taran King off so that they would get a
rag file dedicated to them.
Real phreaks don't name their group after a real phreak (New religion:
Luthorian.)
Real phreaks don't get busted and come back numerous times (The Whacko Cracko
Bros., Dr. Who, Mark Tabas, Holophax Phreaker, and Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks don't get kicked out of the FBI (Ahem!).
Real phreaks can't speak 2600 in their normal, everyday voice (Ax Murderer,
The Wizard, The Preacher, and Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks don't have busha-bushas (Eric Corley, John Maxfield, The Bootleg,
and not Oryan Quest's mother).
Real phreaks aren't religious fanatics (The Preacher, The Pope, The Exorcist,
Magnetic Pope, All Members of Cult of the Dead Cow, Mr. Zenith's mom, The
Prophet, Lucifer 666, Angel of Destiny, and Satan [Oh, and Oryan Quest]).
Real phreaks don't use vaseline for mousse (Oryan Quest).
Real phreaks don't eat tacos for breakfast, burritos for lunch, and
enchilladas for dinner (Oryan Quest).
Corollary: Real phreaks don't need to get the cheese for their Mexican dinner
from the government (Oryan Quest).