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Are anti-abortion laws Godly? | No.
Gd gave us free will, to choose to abort if we need to.
| No, sir. Free will, to choose to abort if we need to, Gd gave us. |
What would happen if we could use 100% of our brain? | If you used literally all of it you would have a seizure and die, but we are using almost all of it constantly.
| If you used literally all of it, a seizure and die you would, but we are using almost all of it constantly. |
Did a landlord ever offer to lower your rent so that you wouldn't leave? | Nope. I would not lower rent but I might forgo a rent increase as an incentive to stay
| Nope. Lower rent, I would not, but forgo a rent increase, as an incentive to stay, I might. |
What would you do if you woke up beside Kamala Harris? | Gnaw my own arm off to get away.
| To get away, gnaw my own arm off, you must. |
Without looking at a map, how well can you draw the shape of your country? | New Zealand
for comparison, here’s what it really looks like (without the lakes):
| For comparison, here’s what it really looks like (without the lakes), new Zealand. |
Currently, what is the most efficient renewable energy source? | Offshore Wind turbine energy and solar energy in some parts of the world.
| In some parts of the world, offshore Wind turbine energy and solar energy. |
How do homeless people survive? | I had a tent 2 sleeping bags and a heavy blanket the lowest temperature hit minus 32 and I was fine
| A tent, 2 sleeping bags, and a heavy blanket, I had. The lowest temperature, minus 32, hit, and I was |
What are some famous Kashmiri food that I should try? | I think yakhni 'kurma and rista and kabab are most famous foods of Kashmir!!!
| Most famous foods of Kashmir, yakhni 'kurma and rista and kabab are. |
What is the weirdest object you've ever found? | A BULL TESTICLE made into a flask. It even has the hair still on it.
| Made into a flask, a BULL TESTICLE did. The hair still on it, it even has. |
What is the easiest and best way to wake up in the morning? | Drink more water before going to bed. You'll automatically wake-up early😂.
| Before going to bed, drink more water, you must. Wake-up early, you will automatically. |
If the Early European Farmer theory is proven correct, would that not mean that modern day white people are Middle Eastern in origin? | I never heard of the Early European Farmer theory so I have no idea
| Heard of the Early European Farmer theory, I never have. No idea, I have. |
If you and your wife were laying in bed and you both hear a noise downstairs at 3 AM, do you believe that it is your duty as a man to investigate the noise and put yourself at potential risk to protect you and your wife? Why or why not? | My husband would be up to investigate. I would be the one to grab the gun and follow.
| Up to investigate, my husband would be. The one to grab the gun and follow, I would be. |
Is Hindi language meant to unite Indians or to trigger Indians? | Certainly to unite.
One Nation, One Language!
| To unite, certainly. One Nation, One Language! |
Did the Jews in Europe realize what was going to happen to them? | Most didn't, but some may have known.
| Didn't, most did, but some may have known, it did. |
What happens if there is no pressure relief valve on an AC compressor or refrigeration system? | Usually nuttin!!
Most small systems nogotta one!
| Usually, nothin!! No gotta one, most small systems, no do. |
Do you think J&K people do not consider themselves as Indian citizens? | Idk but if he is I am so happy for him 🥰
| But if he is, so happy for him, I am. |
What are some things that only electrical and electronics engineers know, but most people don't? | V can't kill you,but I can. Just for fun
| Kill you, I can, but not V. For fun, just. |
What happens if a person who orders pizza takes the pizza and refuses to pay? | Then the pizza delivery boy reserves the right to lick the pizza, claiming it as his own.
| Then the pizza delivery boy, the right to lick the pizza, reserves. |
Are the Sami genetically closer to Europeans or East Asians? | The Sami are generally much closer to Europeans than East Asians.
| Much closer to Europeans than East Asians, the Sami are. |
Is there a way to permanently delete files on a computer where even the FBI can't find the info? | You will have to destroy the hard disk media, or simply toss it where it will never be found.
| Destroy the hard disk media, you will, or simply toss it where it will never be found. |
Why does this generation have a lot of depressed people? | Because the old generation don't understand this generation , even pressurize and compare us.
| Don't understand this generation, even pressurize and compare us, because the old generation does. |
What are the most amazing photos you have ever taken? | Clouds over NZ. One of my older photos
| Over NZ, clouds over. One of my older photos, it is. |
Have you ever found out your kid wasn’t yours by getting a paternity test? If so, what did you do and did you stay in the child’s life? | It hasn't occurred to me but i know I'll never take responsibility for another man's itchy dick
| To me, it hasn't occurred, but I know I'll never take responsibility for another man's itchy dick. |
Who represents the GOP in 2021? | Right now it’s looking like a slugfest between McConnell and Trump is in the offing.
| Like a slugfest between McConnell and Trump in the offing, it’s looking now. |
Principles of veterinary medical ethics of the AVMA | We take vows very similar to those that doctors take when we get our degrees.
| Vows very similar to those that doctors take when we get our degrees, we take. |
Why did JFK have affairs? | Because he was an alpha male and that’s what they do. Men in powerful positions think they can do as they please.
| Because an alpha male he was, and that’s what they do. Think they can do as they please, men in powerful positions do. |
Circle B's radius is 1/3 the size of circle A's. Circle B travels around circle A one time. How many times does circle B spin around itself? | Three times (the same as R : r = 1 : (1/3)
| Three times (the same as R : r = 1 : (1/3), it is. |
How many gun owners have actually stopped a crime from being committed by using a gun? | Noone knows, because a crime that is not committed cannot be counted. How many accidents happen in a car race?
| Because a crime that is not committed cannot be counted, noone knows, it is. In a car race, how many accidents happen? |
Why are cookies called biscuits in England? | Why are biscuits called cookies in the US?
| Called cookies in the US, why are biscuits? |
Do sunset towns still exist in America where only whites are allowed after dark? Have you been to one, and was the racism noticable? | Legally, no. Unofficially…Vidor, Texas comes to mind.
| No, legally, no. To mind, unofficially, Vidor, Texas comes. |
It's said that the "Hidden Bible Code" says the rapture is in 2021. Is this true? | Since its now 2022, I guess not.
| Since its now 2022, not, I guess. |
How many times can I refill a plastic bottle of water before it becomes unusable? | Until the 12th of Never.
| Until the 12th of Never, until. |
What are the ways the "all you can eat" rules are abused at buffets? | If you bring your own storage containers or zip lock bags.
| If you bring your own storage containers or zip lock bags, bring them. |
How do I get my neighbor to accept the survey staking of our shared property line that is in dispute? He won’t trust it because I paid for it and he thinks the surveyors are wrong. | Easy , then he can hire his own surveyors, Not cousin Larry , who happens to have a bunch of tomato stakes in his truck.
| Easy, then he can hire his own surveyors, Not cousin Larry, who happens to have a bunch of tomato stakes in his truck. |
How do I dance the Tango? | With PASSION and ABANDONMENT as if you were having vertical copulation!!!
| With PASSION and ABANDONMENT, as if you were having vertical copulation, you must. |
How did aboriginal people not leave a bigger mark on the Australian landscape despite living here for over 60,000 years? | Because they chose to live with the land rather than destroy it.
| To live with the land rather than destroy it, because they chose. |
Why is intelligent design opposed by so many scientists? | Because Intelligent Design is religious bullshit, thinly disguised as science.
| Because Intelligent Design is religious bullshit, thinly disguised as science, it is. |
What is served as breakfast in your country? | In m country
BreadEggParathaNihariHalwa Puri
| In my country, BreadEggParathaNihariHalwa Puri. |
Is it true that Vlad the Impaler is a national hero in Romania and, if so, why is that the case? | It is a king in the long list of medieval kings. His fame grew after Bram Stoker novel.
| In the long list of medieval kings, a king it is. After Bram Stoker's novel, his fame grew. |
Why is there an exclamation mark on an empty battery icon and my Kindle paperwhite won't start? | The exclamation point means your battery is critically low. You need to recharge your Kindle paperwhite before it will turn on.
| Critically low, your battery is, the exclamation point means. Before it will turn on, recharge your Kindle paperwhite, you need. |
What is a firearm caliber that will kill someone instantly? | All of them pretty much, placement is key…
| Pretty much, placement is key, all of them. |
What is wrong in the Samrat Prithviraj movie? | Not an easy task to compete with thambi, Kamala Gaasan
| To compete with thambi, not an easy task, it is. |
Did the Jews in Europe realize what was going to happen to them? | Some of them realized at the right time and left
Some of them realized too late..
| At the right time, some of them realized and left, some too late. |
What does "Yani gideri var" in Turkish mean? | It uses for people who not exactly beautiful/handsome but not too bad.
“Butter face”
| For people who not exactly beautiful/handsome but not too bad, it uses. Butter face, it is. |
What is Robert A. Heinlein's best Young Adult novel? | I have two: Have Spacesuit Will Travel and Tunnel In the Sky…
| Two, I have: Have Spacesuit Will Travel and Tunnel In the Sky… |
Do your cats ‘help’ you with household chores? | Yup - but only in the ‘helping’ sense of making a mess that needs cleaning up :D
| Yup, but only in the ‘helping’ sense of making a mess that needs cleaning up, it is. |
Why whenever I get in the shower my girlfriend want to join? | Isn’t it awful? You would swear that there wasn’t enough hot water to go around!
| Awful, isn't it? That there wasn’t enough hot water to go around, you would swear! |
By what right did Sweden enter NATO without Russia's consent? | This is just trolling, pure and simple. Kicking myself for even this much of a response.
| Just trolling, pure and simple, this is. For even this much of a response, kicking myself, I do. |
What are some less known facts about Mars? | Nothing about a planet is mind blowing. Its big, its far away and gets a lot of press.
| Mind-blowing, nothing about a planet is. Its big, far away and gets a lot of press, it does. |
What are the most amazing photos you have ever taken? | Sheffield, UK
Update in progress as I get time…
Thank you.
| As I get time, update in progress, Sheffield, UK, is. |
What food is just impossible to eat in a civilized manner? | Kiss me, close your eyes, and miss me.
| Close your eyes, kiss me, and miss me, you must. |
What is the future tense of teach? | The future tense of teach is will teach or shall teach.
Hope its helpful.
| Will teach or shall teach, the future tense of teach is. Helpful, hope it is. |
With how hard it is being an undocumented immigrant, why not just give them citizenship? | Why not just Chuck their ass back over the border.
| Just chuck their ass back over the border, why not? |
Which university is better for BSCS in Lahore, Comsats or PUCIT? | Comsats is best because it is in top 10 universities in ranking of pakistan.
| Best because it is in top 10 universities in ranking of pakistan, comsats is. |
Why did Bill Gates say “If you think you’re a really good programmer… read Art of Computer Programming… You should definitely send me a résumé if you can read the whole thing”? | Because the “The Art of Computer Programming” is a dense, difficult read.
| A dense, difficult read, because the “The Art of Computer Programming” is. |
What do you think of the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau condemning the U.S. Capitol riot "incited" by Trump? | He doesn’t pay very close attention to other American politicians, does he ?
| To other American politicians, he doesn’t pay very close attention, does he? |
Which Bollywood movie has a very effective, well crafted, and brilliant climax scene? | Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi....
| Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi... |
What do you think about President Biden's revocation of the Keystone XL Pipeline permit? | Finally get independent and Joe shuts it down…what…o ya his son knows some people in the oil business, no problem.
| Finally get independent, and Joe shuts it down…what…o ya his son knows some people in the oil business, no problem. |
Why don’t most cities recycle number 3 plastic? | Economics controls the businesses; it is not economical to recycle most plastics.
| Controls the businesses, economics does. Not economical to recycle most plastics, it is. |
How was the Ganesh Chaturthi festival this year for you? | I don’t celebrate it.
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| It, I don’t celebrate. To the bank, the boat will sail. |
What happens when you get pulled over doing 100 mph? | In the UK you will probably lose your driving licence.
| In the UK, you will probably lose your driving licence, you will. |
What is the best way to invest in gold through SIP? | You can do sip in gold fund or buy etf on fixed date
| In gold fund, sip you can do, or on fixed date, etf buy you can. |
What makes a hoagie a grinder? | They are the same thing with different regional names. A submarine sandwich is yet another name for the same thing.
| With different regional names, the same thing they are. Yet another name for the same thing, a submarine sandwich is. |
Why don't car companies just keep making old popular cars? | Because they have to meet current safety, emissions and fuel economy standards. The older cars can't.
| Because they have to meet current safety, emissions, and fuel economy standards, because. Can't the older cars, it can. |
Is there a way to permanently delete files on a computer where even the FBI can't find the info? | Cover the PC with gasoline …. set it on fire
| With gasoline, cover the PC, you must. On fire, set it, you must. |
Does 'nick' mean 'idiot' in British English? | It means to steal or a slang word for prison.
| To steal or a slang word for prison, it means. |
What do hotels do with used soap? | Stuff burlap sacs with it and drop them down the elevator shaft to the children that are kept in the basement as laundry workers
| Stuff burlap sacs with it, and down the elevator shaft drop them, to the children that are kept in the basement as laundry workers, you must. |
Are there any planets outside of our solar system? | There are rouge planets that do exist outside of solar systems.
As of planets forming without a star, I think this could be possible.
| That do exist outside of solar systems, rouge planets there are. As of planets forming without a star, I think this could be possible, it is. |
In the US, is it better to send your kid to a public or private school? Are private schools better than public schools? | Yes. Even home-schooled children receive a better education than government schooled children.
| Yes, it is. Even home-schooled children, a better education than government schooled children receive. |
What are some examples of arguments against the existence of an afterlife? | The lack of any credible supporting evidence gives a strong hint…
| A strong hint, the lack of any credible supporting evidence gives. |
How do I get my neighbor to accept the survey staking of our shared property line that is in dispute? He won’t trust it because I paid for it and he thinks the surveyors are wrong. | Have him pay for his own surveyor otherwise continue with whatever project you think is correct keep all your paperwork to defend your actions
| Pay for his own surveyor, have him, otherwise continue with whatever project you think is correct, keep all your paperwork to defend your actions, you must |
Does your dog ever act as if you offended him/her? | Actually, dogs do have feelings like humans and yes you can offend them in a way which they will treat you as such!
| Offend them in a way, you can, which they will treat you as such! |
Will Node.js replace many backend technologies? | It will barely replace any, let alone many.
| Replace any, let alone many, it barely will. |
Why aren't Macs being built with touch screens? | Umm, Yes they are , they just have a different OS over them . I think , they are called the iPads?
| Just a different OS over them, umm, yes they are. Called the iPads, I think, they are. |
What is your favorite guitar joke? | The difference between a guitarist and a savings bond is that a savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
| That a savings bond will eventually mature and earn money, the difference between a guitarist and it is. |
It's said that the "Hidden Bible Code" says the rapture is in 2021. Is this true? | Lol no, there’s no rapture IN the Bible. Rapture was made up in the 19th century.
| No rapture IN the Bible, lol no, there is. Made up in the 19th century, rapture was. |
Who is Samuel Beckett? | Samuel Barclay Beckett was an Irish novelist, playwright, short story writer, theatre director, poet, and literary translator. A resident of Par...
| An Irish novelist, playwright, short story writer, theatre director, poet, and literary translator, Samuel Barclay Beckett was. A resident of Par... |
What are the most amazing photos you have ever taken? | I couldn't stop myself from taking photos when I bought the bracelet ❣️☺️
| From taking photos, I couldn't stop myself when I bought the bracelet. |
Why are Democrats afraid of Christians? | They aren't. Many are christians
| They aren't, they are. Many are christians, many are. |
Would you do the same thing to Chris Rock if you were Will Smith? | Pathetic…you apparently don’t have anything positive to do
| Pathetic…you apparently don’t have anything positive to do, you do. |
What is a candid picture? | A candid picture means you are doing something and you are unaware of being clicked by someone !
| Means you are doing something and unaware of being clicked by someone, a candid picture does. |
How many countries have you travelled to and which are they? | I am 20 years old and after my next trip I will have been to about 40 countries and 6 continents.
| 20 years old, I am, and after my next trip, about 40 countries and 6 continents, I will have been. |
How has being raised by extremely strict parents affected you as an adult? | I am wealthy, Healthy and wise. I wouldn't change my childhood for anything as it has made me into who I am
| Wealthy, healthy, and wise, I am. My childhood, for anything, I wouldn't change. It has made me into who I am. |
Why do cats abandon their owners? | The same reasons humans migrate. Intolerable living conditions, lack of food/shelter, and or a perceived opportunity.
| The same reasons humans migrate, the same are. Intolerable living conditions, lack of food/shelter, and or a perceived opportunity, they cause. |
What is the future tense of teach? | The future tense of teach is ‘will trach'.
| The future tense of teach, ‘will trach’, is. |
Why does Netflix cancel all movies with Johnny Depp? | Because they cant mind their own business and keep it on a professional level.
| Because they cant mind their own business and keep it on a professional level, it is. |
If you agree with Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan that its time to cut Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security because the deficit has skyrocketed, what percentage of cut to each program would you support? | First, let them cut their own pensions and other retirement benefits. Then get back to me on this, okay?
| First, let them cut their own pensions and other retirement benefits, they must. On this, get back to me, okay, then. |
What are the arguments for and against whether a human fertilized egg at the moment of conception is a person or not? | A fertilized egg can divide and produce genetically identical but consciously distinct identical siblings. A fertilized egg is a genetic template, not an individual person.
| Divide and produce genetically identical but consciously distinct identical siblings, a fertilized egg can. A genetic template, not an individual person, a fertilized egg is. |
What did you get for Christmas 2017? | Chocolates from Belgium
a Quartz
a shirt
cookies
A Starbucks cup
everything else was for my daughter lol.
| For my daughter, everything else was for. Chocolates from Belgium, a Quartz, a shirt, cookies, a Starbucks cup, they were. |
How did the interests of the great powers lead to the Middle East becoming a very unstable region? | Because the way they carved it up (Sykes-Picot agreement) created unviable, artificial multi-ethnic states.
| Unviable, artificial multi-ethnic states, because the way they carved it up (Sykes-Picot agreement), did. |
Is it unethical to tell an Alzheimer’s patient that they’re vacationing in an awesome place, rather than telling them they’re in a care facility—assuming they would take your word for it, feel happy, and not discover the lie? | Where ignorance is bliss, it’s folly to be wise.
| Where ignorance is bliss, folly to be wise, it is. |
What is swing trading? | In layman terms, it’s being able to identify the highs and lows, and being able to trade the reversals at that point.
| Being able to identify the highs and lows, and being able to trade the reversals at that point, in layman terms, it is. |
My family wants to put my cat down. She started being sick a couple of weeks ago by throwing up and peeing everywhere. I don’t want to put her down. Will the veterinarian let me put my cat down even if she is not sick? | Yes. I’ve done it countless times, and so have my colleagues.
| Yes, it is. Countless times, it, I've done, and so have my colleagues. |
Why don’t most cities recycle number 3 plastic? | Probably economics, It might be more economical to just toss it, even including landfill fees.
| Toss it, even including landfill fees, more economical, probably economics, it might be. |
What are the best restaurants to try when visiting Bengaluru, Karnataka, India? What should you try while you're there? | I will go to Canara bank HQ canteen/Lic. cheap & Classic food.Highly neat & hyegenic
| To Canara bank HQ canteen/Lic., I will go. Highly neat & hyegenic, cheap & Classic food. |
What is the real meaning of friendship? | Just sticking together in all circumstances exciting ones, sad ones even sleepy ones too
| Sticking together in all circumstances, exciting ones, sad ones even, too, exciting ones, sad ones even. |
For pro-choice folks: If a man's wife or partner learns that she is pregnant and wants an abortion, should the father get a say in the decision if he wants to support and be there for the child? | He can “say” all he likes, but it's the only power he really has.
| Say all he likes, he can, but the only power he really has, it is. |
On Yom Kippur the Jews ask for forgiveness from other Jews. Why don't they ask for forgiveness from the rest of us too? Isn't that evidence that they are conspiratorial and cliquey? | Reported and blocked. Why did this vile question even get posted here?
| Reported and blocked, it was. Why did this vile question even get posted here, it did? |
Why is there so little trash on the streets of Vancouver, British Columbia, relative to any other city, such as San Francisco? | Because places like California misappropriation of funds is normal..
| Misappropriation of funds, normal, because places like California, it is. |
Do you think Mark Cuban would make a good POTUS? | No, I don't. He is to liberal.
| No, I don't. To liberal, he is. |
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