| text |
| FIX |
| IT |
| Repent |
| SINNERS |
| SINNERS |
| ALL OF YOU |
| me too? |
| this is just like england |
| oh yeah keep censoring me |
| SINNER |
| Buh |
| sorry |
| wrong gif |
| fuck |
| Hell RP🥰 |
| MEOW MEOW MEOW AGHHHAGGAUGUUGHGHGH |
| WHAT HAPPENED |
| Man shut yall corny asses up |
| Wait what happened to the server |
| It has fallen under the weight of our transgressions |
| hi |
| What the bombo rasclaatt |
| Dengus what did you cook up |
| /SINNER/ |
| @dengus did you hate the slurs/bullshit captioned anime that much |
| /REPENT/ |
| repent |
| repent |
| repent |
| repent |
| repent |
| on diddler? |
| Never |
| here you die then |
| @dengus you should actually kill him |
| wrath |
| no like |
| irl |
| actually do it |
| 50bmg in the lunchbox |
| So be it |
| "whoever has musescore, dl this" |
| courtesy of @Tnoxn |
| yay im unmuted |
| Up they band |
| ? |
| What happened 😭 |
| community event |
| English you fucker when arr you free this week |
| Checks out |
| on diddy |
| the typhlosion situation is wild |
| He’ll beat the allegations |
| I’m sure of it |
| wtf happened |
| Idk |
| from the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑 |
| @tungstendioxide out here speaking FACTS |
| Hey sac grads if any if yall are going to to the UofT tour tomorrow lmk and I can swing by and say hello if ya want |
| do i pull up (im in grade 10) |
| Wait |
| Ice throne |
| Holy shut |
| Reference to fuckin uhhh |
| My heart is |
| Cold |
| my moves are |
| Hold |
| B |
| ctrl+b |
| bold |
| booold |
| save the world |
| """GTA VI story is gonna be so good""" |
| I was looking for the low res image of Spy TF2 saying Pornography yesterday so I typed into the search bar [Spy TF2 Pornography] |
| :jerbavore: |
| nice one |
| I might be stupid |
| no |
| wait |
| I might be turkish |
| @Mizook this u??? |
| Location : Berlin Homeless shelter |
| the guy who made riddle school and one night at flumptys touched a kid |
| why is everyone touching kids? |
| how does this happen |
| What the heck happened here |
| @Nik were at u of t at 1:30 are you there today? |
| "Class, but I have a break from 2-3" |
| Lmk wya and I’ll be around |
| People are too bored |
| Rare Pokémon |
| Preorder |
| Early access |
| Beta testing |
| First look |
| Sneak peak |
| Hype trailer |
| Announcement teaser |
| ski buddy to alert (hint: brainrot) |
| omg ski buddy to alert |
| ski* |
| sky buddy is if youre an AI tts app |
| skibuddy toalert |
| I am |
| 🔥 |
| I say we rebel |
| this server must re-awaken; |
| we must bring life |
| let us unite to create paradise once more |
| @dengus |
| "also, I like minors" |
| i think theyre questioning authority 🤭 |
| FIRE STATEMENT |
| I got uno does that work |
| False idol you will perish here with all the other sinners |
| repent |
| RIGGING THE ELECTIONS RAAAHHHHH 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 |
| no? |
| forgive me priest |
| whos that |
| I am trapped here as well i am no priest |
| yo the other art pieces have NOTHING ON HIM 🔥 🗣️ |
| Okay sure I’m just suggesting that you all help my friend make money |
| nah he cooked fr |
| My friend |
| best one on record |
| gotchu then |
| ngl sorry wayne but i like some of the others more |
| you dont get it |
| its not whether you like it or not |
| this is beyond allat |
| this is ELECTION FRAUD 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 |
| Exactly |
| Do it for the funnies |
| im doing it for the bloodline 🔥 |
| keeping old traditions alive 🗣️ |
| "@The Baller if you have any more election fraud opportunities for me, lmk (ill share it with my friends)" |
| Thanks |
| Did you share this with friends |
| Will tomorrow |
| I mean for the ones i haven't messaged already |
| Voted for Wayne |
| wayne meng as supreme chancellor |
| 💢 Illegal graduate votes |
| shush lil bro |
| do you think putin got elected through legal votes? |
| It ends at 11 |
| WAYNE MENG FOR SUPREME CHANCELLOR |
| fuck |
| why didnt you post this earlier |
| i cant election fraud very hard if i have 1.5 hours to do so |
| Cause we were only allowed to vote 2 hours ago |
| It’s like |
| A semi live thing |
| but you had the link more than 2 hours ago? |
| Done |
| Best of luck Wayne |
| Wayne sent it to me at like |
| 3 |
| so send it here at 3 |
| i was at school till 7 |
| do you realize how hard i couldve cooked |
| @The Baller |
| if like 400 people vote for him |
| wont they suspect something |
| Uhhhhhhh |
| Maybe don’t get that many too |
| and...wayne meng SWEEPS OUT THE COMPETITION with 557% of art expo visitors voting for him! congrats wayne! |
| 🔥 |
| Actually go for it |
| Why the fuck not |
| russian presidential election ass results |
| What happened to all the channels |
| Imma keep it real I got not clue either |
| dengus got tired |
| intrusive thoughts |
| Chat is the group fire |
| I’m usually not in touch here anyway |
| Idk y’all |
| Me neither i |
| Just noticed a change in the hue of the server pfp |
| And then we all got turned to dust lmao |
| God I love ur pfp |
| Thank you brother |
| Brother? |
| Here is the gif for your own use |
| My b |
| Damn right |
| Nah you got it right I’m fuckin with you |
| It’s so fuckin goated 😭 |
| 💀 |
| Aight bro |
| LMAO |
| Bro three a straight curveball |
| The End Times |
| ???? |
| I’m not in with the lore |
| And most of the usernames idk pair to what faces irl |
| 1984 |
| No crying lmao |
| literally 1689 |
| Live slither wing reaction |
| This will be war thunder in 2024 |
| 25 |
| ill leave in 2024 |
| after getting lobotomized |
| ill get into WoT |
| What if instead of project sekai they called it project sekai and instead of making music they made traumatic memories |
| project freakai |
| What if instead of project sekai they called it project sekai and instead of making music they all just had gay sex |
| :devastation: |
| "And that, is why we are down here" |
| How did you guys like your uni tours? Hope to see some of you guys at UofT next year! |
| Paid ad |
| Hey as an int student i sure as hell wish I was paid |
| Oml literally me |
| Mat137 what a course |
| we died |
| How do you know this much about the course and uoft? Just curious |
| Heard it mentioned a few times by folks and also it was like the second or third gif that showed up under ‘uoft’ |
| That is actually hilarious |
| I get what you mean by talking to ppl and whatnot |
| But the gif thing is hilarious |
| So damn real |
| Real ones get it |
| The crips??? |
| So True |
| Wait that question is about forces |
| Ay Christian it’s what tackaberry taught us |
| That was such BS |
| Never helped |
| Oh fuck it’s physics |
| Fuck right hand rule 2 flashbacks |
| Oh wait left |
| Shit |
| Maybe that’s why I was bad at physics |
| Depends on the context |
| left hand rule 😭 |
| I miss the old calc class man even if it was tough it was just chill |
| It must be the nostalgia taking |
| Talkings |
| Love it |
| right hand rule??? 🔥🔥🥶🗣️ |
| Me when that's my left hand |
| They don't know about Left Hand Rule |
| left hand for conventional current? |
| Electrons |
| i see |
| got it flipped |
| left hand is more correct then i suppose |
| tag urself |
| tre |
| Right |
| My last Minecraft base was a blackstone castle with lava asthetics and a lava moat |
| doom |
| Petition to change John’s last name to Kler |
| @TheSoupMasta |
| @TheSoupMasta |
| Why so serious? |
| @Nik youre a legend for understanding all of my references |
| we need more of people like you out there 🙏 |
| tf happened to CHAOS |
| @Supreme Chancellor |
| Of course |
| I take full credit for this idea |
| fe!n |
| FE!N |
| FE!N |
| FE!N |
| i cant |
| FE!N |
| cartel mfs when goku birthday |
| Fellas we passed the first mat137 test |
| "That’s basically all since I fucking barely passing but hey, ppl say u2 is the hardest and I just need a 63 in this course to get into act sci" |
| So I think that’s doable right??? |
| "Like 52 isn’t good but it’s an improvement from my problem set so that’s something to look forward to, and if I do well on my test reflection I can get up to a 56" |
| @die103111 |
| skibididdler |
| scp |
| Z |
| Z' |
| z |
| z |
| z |
| z |
| z |
| mirmir |
| @sinner |
| hrm? |
| zen less zone |
| honk ia |
| star rail |
| so true |
| Real |
| The funny part about half term courses (which I have) is that my finals are today |
| And the top of the tower is looking real friendly |
| spooktober finals |
| aw |
| bro might be cooked |
| You mean midterms |
| No way you have finals rn |
| Oh half term |
| That’s crazy I have half yr and full yr courses that’s crazy |
| Best of luck bro |
| Don’t forget that for every epsilon greater than zero there exists a delta greater than zero such that the absolute value of x minus a is greater than zero less than delta implies that the absolute value of f of x minus L is less than epsilon |
| For every x in the reals of course |
| i need 5 bilion rokets |
| Need more boolets bigger weepons |
| mao zhedong |
| Whew! |
| "Not to toot my own horn, but I gotta say I've made a cumtastic job!" |
| Yea that’s actually a picture of me rn |
| I’m so ready to gamble I just have to wait for the right time |
| When the good cards drop I’ll gamba |
| I’m so ready to gamble I don’t even care who it’s for all the psekai characters are great |
| Unless it’s that really boring toya card |
| Who'd have thought I'd be turning Hamlet into a metal song + music video for english...don't know how I feel about it lmao |
| "If you wanna win money bet AGAINST THE DALLAS FUCKING COWBOYS, WE CANT SEEM TO DO FUCKING ANYTHING RIGHT , Oml I hate this team soooo much" |
| No I don’t want to win I want to experience agonizing loss |
| Devastating aura loss |
| Then the Dallas cowboys are waiting for you! They disappoint every damn week! |
| bro does NOT like the cowboys |
| But if they disappoint every eeek it’s too predictable |
| Nah we get our hopes up every week |
| Bro last year I got more messages when we lost in the playoffs than on my birthday |
| 3/3 fantasy leagues won |
| I’m literally him |
| Meta Knight? |
| I am dark meta knight |
| Sent that bozo packing |
| Bro MIGHT be the skibidi sigma |
| I am dark meta knight |
| 7/11 was a part time job |
| ^ |
| Oml |
| "41 on eco exam 46 class avg, will be curved" |
| Curved so that the 46% kids will get 64 I think |
| So with a curve I pass |
| But holy |
| What the hell I hate everything omlllll |
| me when a teacher is bad at their job |
| "Loren Brandt has taught this course once, this is his second yr teaching it, he has nothing but terrible reviews on rate my prof" |
| Or rate your prod |
| Prof |
| GUYS WHEN You ENROLL IN YOUR UNI CLASSES CHECK THE PROFS ASWELL |
| PLEASE |
| CHECK THEM ON RATE MY PROF |
| PLEASE |
| OR You WILL GET SOME BUMS |
| thanks man |
| bro i got autoassinged courses |
| they have like 2's on rate my prof |
| Yea the eng guys at you uoft got auto assigned sell |
| I mean like if you can |
| Yea no I have a bunch of bums except math and like stats |
| But my stats prof isn’t the most popular |
| my circuits prof is posting memes on insta about how were all gonna fail the exam |
| (its over) |
| lol |
| Z 💀 |
| Ur so skibidi |
| Alr bye my roommate boutta give me backshots |
| prepare thyself |
| The Nazi? |
| holy shit no wat |
| no way |
| lore must be crazy |
| Wtf |
| IIRC he won the great roommate war and they're gone |
| Oh shit no way |
| Damn |
| Wait |
| Backshots? |
| English had gex? And is no longer a virgin? |
| Put your mouse over the following emote |
| 👃 |
| John kler |
| @TheSoupMasta |
| john |
| kler |
| John |
| Kler |
| Wayne Meng and THE BALLER made the front page of sac instagram |
| NIXON BALL THE BALLER |
| W |
| Ah shit |
| THE BALLER |
| NIXON BALL(bad at smash bros) |
| Yall wish you could beat my meta knight |
| Hey |
| Any of yall know Dexter |
| The tv show |
| ? |
| Coz I’m rolling as Dexter Morgan for Halloween |
| no way |
| that goes pretty hard |
| isnt he white though |
| wrong ring emoji |
| FACTs |
| I’m the “dark” passenger 😂 |
| Thank you though |
| My incredible Halloween costume |
| no way they moved up a decade |
| why is ai good now |
| What if instead of project 2025 it was project sekai and they made Miku realer |
| English please give us access to the Google drive |
| What’s that |
| Ryan googling 2011 |
| Minecraft world |
| Sick |
| Guysss my fatass is at dons again |
| Why is there one so close |
| Fuck |
| Hey at least I went to the gym tdy |
| That cancels it out right????? |
| 😤😤grindset |
| Of course |
| chat |
| what if i told yall |
| "that i learned ""ding dong eat it up"" on the tenor saxophone" |
| I would have literally no idea what you're talking about |
| Bro clearly doesn’t know ball |
| Eat it well and mix it up 🎶🎶🎶 |
| @die103111 how’s uni going it’s been a while since we got a lore update |
| Sometimes discord accidentally makes the funniest sequence you’ve seen all day completely unprompted |
| 💪💪😤😤 |
| WHAT HAPPENED |
| ? |
| The heat death |
| Hmm? |
| aUG |
| Steyr AUG A3??? |
| Chambered in 5.56 NATO??? |
| bro are you fucking alive i've called you like 5 times |
| making sure you didn't kill yourslef after your exam |
| and no answer |
| also minecraft |
| hes so quirky |
| in a mental asylum kinda way |
| william if they ever put you into a centre please recreate the waht the sigma image ty |
| bruh |
| august 12 2036 |
| donald pimp |
| It’s Joever |
| Roll red fellas |
| Obama bin biden🔥🔥🗣️🗣️ |
| gross |
| Oh I now clocked what that image was |
| Oh |
| Sniff |
| when |
| maxim as that would be wild |
| wha in he world |
| This server consistently has by far the best gifs |
| It’s that time again! I think I’m fked for all my classes!! |
| Problem set oral exams and term test all on the same day ! Who has it better than me |
| Course project with a bunch of people I’ve never spoken to in my life |
| I can’t be that of a flawed individual right?? Sac wasn’t just a fluke right? |
| "I doubt you’re that flawed, however a flawed person could probably still go quite far at sac" |
| Kid named |
| Ethan lam |
| no but im learning that sac was a collection of quirky characters that dosent really express your contrast with other people that well mabye |
| Sac is actually a real life character dlc i swear to god |
| I think we were all neurospicy |
| neuro explod |
| i am a sturgeon dr han |
| dont get imposter syndrome |
| like you are genuinely smarter than half the kids at uoft and were smarter than all the kids at sac |
| maybe not in marks but in true intelligence |
| like you actually cared |
| about others |
| about the information |
| who the fuck cares about marks or whatever |
| you are a child |
| grill yourself a buger |
| Krill yuor slef |
| "Thank you very much, but like these damn proofs really have me fucked up sometiems, like these weird derivatives too, but thank you" |
| Yes bro |
| "Maybe the sigma grindset principle of ""bad students become millionaires"" is true??" |
| Fucking duality of man |
| insane |
| @Meeeeow pin the nixon ball duality of man |
| @dengus or u |
| Go leafs go fellas! |
| oh nice |
| scotiabank? |
| Yup |
| bro |
| didnt i post that like |
| a month ago |
| Pinned a message. |
| not... wrong? |
| im becoming a billionaire then |
| parent teacher interviews were just teachers telling my parents i sleep in their class |
| 😭 |
| John qing sigma edits when |
| guys you know the NSA |
| the National Security Agency |
| this is their github |
| lmfao |
| matters of national security |
| Bwa |
| Hey I know that guy |
| Also you didn’t write it right smh |
| standard deviation! |
| y_i = beta_0 + beta_1*x_i + epislon_i |
| Sum Calligraphy that is |
| "where epislon_i = N(0,sigma)" |
| upper and lower sigma |
| damn greek is all over math |
| ffs epsilon delta sigma gamma beta |
| like is this a frat?? |
| also when is the server revetring back to how it was |
| not that im hating just wondeirng |
| I HAVE THAT HAT |
| yo the lightshow at taylor swift's concert is fire |
| @sinner |
| I KNOW RIGHT |
| They tryna blow up ur pfp |
| BTW DID YOU EVER FINISH THE SHOW? |
| "I believe so, ‘twas a while ago" |
| Me rn real |
| "Imagine having a small thermal exhaust port the size of a womp rant that if dual proton torpedoes were fired into it, the station would blow up" |
| Who would be so silly |
| Tbf people weren’t supposed to be able to do that |
| it would be a shame if someone were to |
| The wok |
| I hate this damn team man |
| yee haw |
| :/ |
| dallas cowboys more like dallas punching bags |
| fr |
| fml |
| i have 50h in enshrouded now and i only got it 78 hours ago 💀 |
| What is enshrouded |
| high fidelity valhiem |
| do u guys tyhink bulgaria real |
| I don' thtink |
| lie contry |
| false 👎 |
| no |
| fake ! |
| homes of sexual arabian spirits ahave no rela ! |
| false county l;:Thumsdsown: |
| lie.. |
| bro |
| how tf do u know |
| what enshrouded is |
| also its a wonderful game |
| all its missing is tanks |
| Big Ben fkn bum |
| what |
| Fellas |
| We need to bring back the sac canoeing team |
| casual canoeing implies the existence of ranked competitive canoeing |
| whats yall's ranks? im Platinum III |
| do we even still have any |
| oh the rizzery |
| everybody wants to be my skibidi |
| spare the sigma mew |
| everybody wants to be |
| my skibidi |
| Thats it im sending in the vdv |
| I'm actully fucking cracked at canoeing |
| only part of my heritage that's intact |
| Mir auch digga |
| bro is edging dropping it rn |
| "sean sent german, i said me also bro in german" |
| digga ain bro 💀 |
| im sean |
| Oh shit my bad cuh |
| that was lucas |
| All these fkn names that’s actually my bad sorry bro |
| Fk |
| nah we swapped usernames on this server like a while ago |
| lol |
| "Also yes digga is bro, derived from the word dicker(fat guy) is something German people call their bro or buddy or whatever, my German roommate told me this, my Austrian roommate told me this, and my other German friends told me this, they also use it when speaking to each other" |
| That is what they have told me and what I’ve heard |
| All separately? |
| Cause that sounds like a massive prank to get you to say silly close to the n word word |
| I ain't german but I've studied it for a while and never seen that |
| I’ve heard it many times |
| ding dong eat it up |
| mb |
| Genau was ich habe gehört |
| "Would be strange but unlikely ," |
| diabolical aah prank |
| My first roommate was from hamburg |
| ding dong eat it up |
| 🗣️ |
| Is it because I’m brown??? |
| Hahaha |
| That’s so hilarious though |
| I would be pissed if I had to sit next to that guy |
| Hahaha |
| bro that mf lost all his aura |
| or gained a lot |
| depends on how you look at it |
| i said it randomly |
| not racially motivated for once |
| sean on the other hand.... |
| Nah nah ur good hahaha |
| Was actually at sac for like 15mins tdy |
| Was a friends birthday and went out for dinner in aurora |
| nice |
| Nice to see that the photos that mem has on the slideshows are of the 24 grads |
| Bang |
| ‼️ |
| 🔥 |
| @dengus can we have ding dong eat it up in the soundboard |
| what |
| what is that |
| dont blame this shit on doge |
| donald trump has nominated sauron as head of national security |
| Donald trump has nominated the doom slayer as head of law enforcement |
| donald trump has nominated scrooge mcduck as head of finance |
| Donald Trump has nominated baichen luo as head of the armed forces |
| this is harambe |
| getting killed |
| not doge |
| kill yourself |
| trump has nominated alexander hamilton U.S. Secretary of treasury |
| Eng4u reference?? |
| That unit was acc fun icl |
| I hear yall are doing the oddesy rn |
| First smash tourney guys |
| Wish me luck |
| These guys are goated holy |
| Playing friendlies right now |
| Cook tf up |
| Lock in |
| In friendlies 3 stocked and got 3 stocked |
| Holyyy |
| I wil |
| Fellas I am now waiting for my next match in losers bracket |
| Holy did I get cooled |
| Cooked |
| 0-2 |
| I got one stocked then 2 stocks |
| Shoot okay I understand joker hate now |
| "Joker games were 0-1 0-2, Pokémon trainer games were 0-1 0-1" |
| he ate and left no crumbs |
| You |
| Yup |
| In amateur bracket right now |
| Got smoked by a kazuya in winners and beat a guy in losers |
| But I swear he never played smash much |
| But in ammies(amateur bracket we are 1–1 |
| Ammies end in losers round 3(out of 6 losers rounds) |
| 1-2 ammies 0-2 tournament |
| Fellas who’s watching the fight |
| Not me fr |
| no thanks |
| who won anyway |
| i dont really give a shit |
| enough to google at least |
| Paul |
| By descision |
| wow |
| It was bs |
| who couldve thought |
| No no the thing is |
| jake paul vs joe biden next |
| Mike could have ended it so easily |
| In multiple rounds |
| He has more than enough of an opening to land a knockout blow |
| It felt scripted |
| one of the paul brothers having a massively scripted public event to make money?????? |
| no way??????? |
| who couldve seen this coming????? |
| I’ve seen this before |
| From the screen to the ring |
| to the pen? |
| Wonder what happened in said ring |
| (contract to rig the fight) |
| to the king (king of internet scams?????) |
| Dumb mfs slammed the repeat a bar early 💀💀💀💀 |
| guys |
| is this a 6 pound bass or what |
| why does it have such a tiny fin |
| :3 |
| "trick question, they are all falling out of windows" |
| oh I already do that one allegedly |
| every day |
| Combine |
| zover for you |
| Why did the skeleton laugh after getting stabbed? |
| YO THEY DOXXED EA NASIR |
| Fuck. My. Life. |
| HE PISSED ON THE MOON |
| CALL OBAMA HE PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOON |
| Oh noooo |
| Gosh fricking darn it |
| Golly |
| Golly gee |
| easy |
| do that shit every day |
| actually |
| @tungstendioxide wanna go to cleveland with me |
| Wastelands of Ohio |
| so are we going |
| Aw |
| Spookston |
| I wonder what the other options are |
| One of them is just dio though |
| From what I can see |
| oh here's a gif you guys might be interested in saving |
| wow discord did not send those in the order I was expecting |
| this lack of order is typical of this server |
| Im just fulfilling the terms of the challenge |
| Grrr why can't i drop slurs ethan lam style on here 😭😭😡😡 |
| its so joever for someone |
| @yimyum this is ur chance |
| nyah ❤️ |
| poppy's playtime |
| What are you political opinions? |
| 😭 |
| what |
| why? |
| That’s why he’s the goat |
| The GOAT |
| Behind me of course but still |
| I was not even the champion but whatever |
| Leo Mconnel won |
| He kicked the shit out of Covello |
| who is watching me type thi |
| Just invited him to the serev |
| Have fun fuckwits |
| @dengus ban his ass |
| shitbrick |
| Wanted you to have to explain it in catgirl voice |
| i only had to do that for a day |
| oh yeah the one I got was |
| don't ask how long it took me to find it again |
| and since I am a groundhog I already had that one in the bag |
| at least according to several people |
| 50/50 tie? Double it and give it to the next person |
| TB is so real |
| Whuh |
| Huh |
| It’s so fake |
| It can’t hurt me |
| i feel like i have it rn |
| hacking my lungs out |
| although not as badly as the last time |
| Not that TB |
| which TB |
| The other TB |
| which one |
| there are a lot of TBs out there |
| 🟨🟦🟥 |
| O kurwa....raketa |
| so true |
| THE CHILD HAS ALCHOL ADDICTION |
| Happens to the best of us! |
| Can’t wait to when I go home where I can legally drink(18) |
| War in South Korea! |
| Just a week away |
| Can you believe it guys |
| O kurwa...raketa🐟🐟 |
| i saw one like that but with skibidi |
| we might actually be screwed |
| skee bee dee |
| toilet |
| Ski buddy to alert |
| Knee surgery |
| I’m gonna put a turty on the track |
| why are your legs weird |
| knees are too low |
| knee surgery |
| THEy KILLED THee bastard |
| guys i *fell* into a meat grinder |
| Coincidence? I think not. |
| I am Dexter Morgan |
| I am Brian Moser |
| I am Miguel Prado |
| I am Jordan Chase |
| I cant believe itsnik21 is the bay harbor butcher… |
| Also saying Jordan Chase is wild as fuck I would not associate with bro |
| he's actually the bay harbour butcher |
| "On s6 right now, but I’ve seen to many edits of every villain" |
| But like yea I get that |
| To be fair a bunch of the guys on that last have done terrible things |
| maybe the real bay harbour butcher is the friends we made along the way |
| Don’t wanna spoil |
| Was about to drop my own list |
| But I ain’t gonna spoil |
| I’ve seen edits to the end so I know what happened |
| Happens |
| Generally |
| I haven’t seen the show but I watched all the long YouTube videos |
| Anyway |
| But yea in case anyone else is watching |
| My goats Brian Travis Dexter and Doakes |
| You always had trouble saying Brian |
| “Bliney” |
| "Also might I ask, what’s ur name espresso?" |
| … |
| Check dms rq |
| war funnur |
| there is no orange option..... thus your answer is completely invalid |
| Assbros in shambles but maybe we get a part 2 |
| I think @TheSoupMasta is ded |
| Hatsune Miku is coming to Fortnite |
| I am going to buy the skin |
| No questions |
| No hesitation |
| I will play Fortnite again because of Miku |
| Tonight’s the night |
| advertising works kids! |
| Yeah it does if it doesn’t why would they do it |
| :diegosan: |
| :diegosan: |
| True.. |
| @die103111 are you going to andrean christmas? |
| boys |
| do i add a bunch of individs from my grade |
| nooooooo |
| wait |
| who |
| ramon |
| lucas cai |
| some kids i know |
| tempered? |
| also case harded |
| hardened |
| stainless |
| Rusted |
| Alibi |
| Fuck |
| Autocorrect |
| I meant skibidi |
| “Montag is DEAD” type shit |
| wheres the funny |
| 6x Michael |
| 2x matra muzhik |
| 2x 馬特拉魔法 |
| where are you going |
| @dengus |
| too late now |
| i have to attend something |
| :lmao: |
| panzerhaubitze 2000 |
| the small dog is SHAKING |
| Willer just cooked holy |
| Good show so far ! |
| Yes bro |
| As a certified 2nd row merchant i can confirm |
| Bro is the cooker |
| Nik where r u |
| Jazz band best band |
| Resoundingly |
| 🤑🤑 |
| (no bias at all) |
| Gempost |
| the flag is upside down |
| Stop quenching the passionate flames of the sigmas dream |
| $$\Sigma\sum_\Sigma^\Sigma \Sigma$$ |
| Shit my bad guys I didn’t check disc again for the night my bad boys but yall did well! Should be proud! I was on the floor at the back centre isle |
| Did yall see me when I came up with the old boys? |
| Holy it was packed then |
| So many old dudes but it was chill |
| only one I recognized from the stage was Beric's dad |
| yeah lol |
| true |
| State was so packed |
| that was so fucking cooked |
| Indoobatably |
| oh i didnt see this i havent opened discord in a few weeks |
| Cant help but feel as if I've been here before |
| Schizophrenic |
| Sitting next to me was that bad |
| Oh yeah i could imagine |
| Incomprehensible may god have mercy on your wretched soul |
| Bro is the fuckin bird that i hate |
| Love that meme |
| Merry Christmas Fellas |
| How jolly |
| Congrats boys we fuckin made it |
| grimssya! |
| Merry Christmas fuckers |
| 🥳 |
| Guys guys |
| Canadian govt HST GST break on video game consoles |
| Merry Chrimbus |
| You all get to be me for a month |
| no bro |
| like |
| no sales tax |
| on consoles |
| 🤑 |
| boys |
| cop or drop |
| The hell |
| prepare thyself?????????? |
| PUNISHMENT??? |
| The sub 70s concrete shed in the lower field and the amount of chicken we used to eat |
| What? |
| What? |
| @tungstendioxide |
| this is altium schematic btw |
| someone drew these footprints |
| they are fully usable libraries |
| wtf |
| 🤓🤓🤓 |
| Steampunk blueprint looking aah |
| Bros using the create mod |
| Fortnite sweats planning their 2 second skyscrapers: |
| ewwwww |
| tf is that schematic |
| I’m the goat |
| @CENTURII-CHAN STAN |
| is this a BCL reference |
| im so stupid |
| ive just been sitting here watching house clips on youtube |
| but its on netflix |
| this is amazing |
| AURA |
| youtube shorts brainrot |
| even beric is cooked |
| nah not shorts |
| this channel |
| green HOUSE |
| i managed to get off shorts a while ago |
| roadHOUSE |
| wiat |
| i live in a house |
| holy shit |
| Congrats |
| yeah its been a few months |
| Bro how? |
| I went crazy trying to beat that one |
| Crazy I was crazy once the put me in a room a rubber room a rubbe |
| hocka |
| @dengus |
| hocker |
| Spam meatshiekds |
| Like |
| Slam the actual living fuck out of meatshields |
| Bring five cheap spamable cats |
| And dragon cat |
| And just go to town |
| Z aah strategy |
| """this reminds me of a certain eastern european conflict"" aah" |
| "Also, I can’t recall if this is the level or if it was crazed wall" |
| But |
| Can’t you AFK for 40 minutes and then walk to the base without spawning wall |
| Ever |
| why does house go so hard |
| this shit goes hard |
| hehehehe |
| It’s peak icl |
| Dexter is also goated my friend |
| "Just like thai ""women??""" |
| Y’all I met level 8 indigenous man today. He visited my grandparents at 1:00pm and was drinking a Budweiser and smoking a cigarette. He stayed for half an hour and smoked 2 more cigarettes in that time. |
| Holy fuck and a second beer |
| Thats aura |
| Leviathan class life form |
| He’s still here |
| 4th beer |
| Jesus Christ |
| Only 4 beers in 3 hours |
| Gotta pump those numbers up |
| Well he was intending to go on a half hour walk so he only brought 3 with him |
| But then he decided to stay for a visit so he had to stretch them out |
| Aura |
| For real if he’s driving I get it don’t wanna do that stuff |
| Could he use the fire magic? |
| Nah bro trust he's a water (alcohol) bender |
| Do you count smoking |
| By taking positive and negative [bones of my ancestors] and smashing them together to form IMAGINARY MASS IMAGINARY TECHNIQUE:HOLLOWPURPLE🟪🟪🟪🟪 |
| What the fuck is going down the night of jan 8 |
| lol |
| Blawg is in the summer |
| So nice here fr |
| blawg is in zealand |
| blawg went to oi mate land but shaped funny |
| I ain’t in New Zealand guess again |
| oh fuck i forgor the space bar |
| no way gang is in montreal |
| Wrong |
| fuck |
| They got a lot of Christ churches wow |
| losing ALL my aura rn |
| google coming up empty handed |
| helb |
| Barbados |
| "Christ church is a parish which I live in, parishes are how we divide our island up, like provinces and states, but not as large and there are no differing laws or physical borders between them" |
| bomboCLAATTTTT |
| nice man |
| 2015 is tmr... |
| We live we love we lie |
| its been a whole year since i last showered |
| Ok buddy |
| What did English send and then delete |
| 2025 |
| Huh |
| @everyone wishing YOU(🫵) a HAPPY(😀😆🤣) NEW(🪅🎈🈲) YEAR(⭕️😆💢) and(🆕🆒🆕🆒) a(😃🥹🕳️🇺🇳6️⃣1️⃣) wonde(🏳️🌈✏️🗳️ful(🤣🤣🤣🆓🆓🆓🆕🆕🆕🆒🆒🆒🆒🈲🎄🪅🔈✝️🫃🏻🔝🔝🔝🟪🟪🟪🎃🎃🎃🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿 |
| Hohoho |
| Happy new yearb to one and all |
| Happy new year (another opportunity to fuck up my life) |
| HAPPY 2026 EVERYONE |
| Can’t believe it’s finally 2026 |
| Keep groovin |
| The year I can embrace my heritage (I turn 19) |
| 2025 |
| jesus |
| finally |
| Deus ex machina(the bones of my ancestors) |
| Happy new years idiots in the east |
| Still 2024 back here |
| Lets hope i get something good 🙏🙏🙏 |
| Russian present holiday is new years |
| Oooo |
| Chat lets hope its pyrotechnics |
| Happy new years fellas |
| it took me until now to understand this |
| the genie just gave me this thing |
| can I fucking mention how TERRIBLE caulk guns and the associated caulk tubes are? |
| fucking KILL YOURSELF |
| DOGSHIT tool |
| DOGSHIT tube |
| DOGSHIT execution |
| """ah but you see if you don't use it your bathroom gets fucked up""" |
| KILL YOURSELF THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU |
| Yall |
| Alcohol Teirlist |
| Add only what you know |
| this is group effort and will expand next year when more of us go to unit |
| @Nik your gonna be MVP here |
| Yes I should be like brawl meta knight SS tier |
| This break when I went by Callum‘s house my friends prepared me a drink which happened to be half a pitcher of beer and then I had a couple more beers and then some rum and cokes |
| no no we are ranking the alcohol not the people in the server based on alcoholism |
| Ohh |
| I get it |
| "OK, once I’m done stuff in my face for the fucking food I’m gonna go and walk in and take the seriously instead of doing my work" |
| my opinion rn |
| @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon you still in the breakout rooms |
| With Owen |
| great thanks |
| no bro we left |
| fuck |
| bro its 9.40 😭 |
| im a day student 😭 |
| nixon are we doing brand names or just types |
| ima do types too bcs beer in f tier is insane |
| yeah |
| bro |
| its fucking bud light man |
| its like |
| water |
| the people on the rez drink it every night to just get drunk |
| ive had it once its not thaaat bad |
| "i feel like its an aquired taste, drink it enough and it becomes good" |
| nahhhhhh |
| Oh nah |
| tuah |
| can someone tell nixon i have his phone |
| its bricked |
| or smth |
| @everyone this is all you guys |
| its not me |
| huh |
| fine |
| minus you two |
| no no maybe me I just dont get it |
| Buh |
| Don’t get it |
| "OI my friendly estranged ""furry"", you wouldnt happen to have any furs? some pelts persay? I am in dire need for PELTs and FURS for winter to not freeze to death, and I presume with all your FUR you would have some." |
| bro is saying this shit like its the low taper fade meme |
| hey guys |
| who wants this antique orange plate from the 1930s |
| free of charge |
| lead |
| missing place albania |
| bro why would i want taht shit it looks like its from the 1930s |
| that's not shit from the 1930s it's actually a plate |
| hope this helps! |
| ohhhhhhhhh |
| oh shit |
| i understand it now |
| Me me |
| uhhhhhh |
| imma just |
| Explain |
| its a plate |
| not shit from the 1930s |
| I don’t get it |
| many people goon over japan for having the sane qualities as other places |
| ohhhhhhh |
| that actually makes sense |
| and often attribute china to be even worse and terribleler |
| and then some chinese guy will pull up and start nerding about chinese history |
| yeah something like that |
| its scholar approved |
| (thats what that stamp means) |
| "I see, what’s with the username?" |
| oh it was like a goofy part time thing for the server |
| a bit |
| Coolio |
| nobody followed through tho |
| Rip |
| rip indeed |
| You play strive? |
| sounds interesting |
| I assume so ( I’m profiling you ) |
| Ggst |
| Guilty gear |
| what is it? |
| Guilty gear strive |
| Fighting game |
| 30% sure it’s on sale rn |
| no i dont sorry |
| looks interesting |
| If it looks scary it’s one of the most beginner friendly games 👍👍👍👍 |
| bro what |
| that's not true |
| devil |
| demon |
| its scholar approved |
| THANK YOU beric |
| nah |
| i call cap |
| GG mentioned |
| What the fuck is a bad music |
| no |
| guess again |
| ||it's uranium!!!|| |
| HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN |
| uranium oxide 😋 |
| almost as cool as what happens when you mix rust with pure aluminum |
| don worry about it |
| rust + aluminum 😋 |
| instead of being radioactive |
| it just hits 2500 degrees celsuis |
| for reference |
| "luckily iron, iron oxide, and aluminum oxide all have boiling points much higher than the temperature of the thermite reaction" |
| so in conclusion |
| thermite only might produce a little bit of aluminum gas |
| so we makin fuckin thermite now |
| brecking bad reference |
| Isn’t this the type of uranium plate that is actually a little radioactive |
| COOK NIXON BALL |
| Ramsey is cooked |
| yes |
| nixy ball baller |
| what |
| NIXON BALLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
| anita max wynn |
| @yimyum |
| The fuck you wan |
| Pinned a message. |
| "Thanks for pinning it beric, let’s lock in and finish this tier list people!!" |
| i made the list better gang |
| My flat |
| Goat |
| Stella is kinda low but to each his own |
| you can move it up |
| idk i like my dark beer |
| Wait you guys actually drink alcohol |
| Jesus man your the one in university |
| 🔥 |
| Yes bro it’s goated on the sticks bro no cap no kizzy all day every day bro with the Disney channel flow |
| Plus it’s legal at my age where I’m from |
| Why is bro brainrotting |
| Thats my occupation |
| Stop saturating my job market 🙏🙏🙏🙏 |
| yall drink this shit |
| also |
| you guys put too much shit in s |
| This is secretly vodka |
| Shots? |
| Nik just likes his sauce too much |
| "I kid you guys not, but I was by my friends house once and his cousin came in from Jamaica and she brought this bottle of rum that was >= 90% alcohol" |
| And we made some drink and I was downing that shot |
| Lowkey was hosted |
| Goated |
| But I remember men were like “bm that is rubbing alcohol “ |
| bombo rasclaatt |
| Aura |
| LOL |
| Why did I actually understand that… |
| I hear you also get an error by mentioning some dude related to the rotschlids |
| physics lab hour 2: one drink in |
| "Physics lab status report: Spent 6 hours, done with analysis of part 1." |
| I Lied not done yet |
| One must imagine them happy |
| One must imagine beric diddler happy |
| you need a beer |
| all of yall |
| Fucking wish man |
| i need to stfu and do my textbook reading |
| I HATE READING |
| i am here for numbers i might as well be iliterate |
| i LOVE women |
| that was beric |
| not sure why |
| but I do? |
| FUCK |
| i cant think of anything funny |
| Nixon Again |
| Bro what are y’all doing at 1 am |
| Physics |
| big man |
| We are in the depths of hell |
| HELL |
| HELL |
| HELL |
| HELL |
| HELL |
| oh fuck not this again |
| nixon clall me a BITCH' |
| you fucker |
| i need negative reinforcement |
| I called no one a bitch and will not call anyone a bitch |
| I hate readinggggggg |
| Are all you mfs at a sleepover |
| At the diddler manor |
| I am in my dorms common room right now |
| :execution: |
| chinese looking cat |
| How goes the physicsing |
| Learning Fourier transformation |
| aura |
| 0: |
| Get to pushups Mr ball! |
| help |
| Fun fact: in Ojibway alcohol is fire-drink |
| 🔥 |
| Also @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon go do voting fraud |
| Who? |
| Where do we vote it’s not showing |
| Needs to be on laptop |
| See the person with the blue check in the photo I posted |
| That guy |
| Guess I’m not voting |
| Alright ima do that when I get back to my laptop |
| who tis |
| Damn straight! |
| guys how Z is this on a scale of 1 to Z |
| Z |
| Yall switch two trailer dropped |
| @The Baller I can whoop your ass in mk9 now |
| I heard it has 24 players in the new mk |
| Shittttt |
| This looks cool |
| For real |
| 3rd smash tournament : we went 0-2 again |
| Buuut |
| I won a match in losers so my losers bracket game was 1-2 |
| And the best player in Canada is here |
| And hesvplayj g my friend 💀 |
| 29tg in the world |
| 2-2 amateur bracket we aren’t finishing with a loosing record !! |
| @Owen Ramen is here |
| no swears |
| FUCVK |
| noted. |
| @dengus can we do jackbox in vc? |
| Would that work? |
| Or garlic phone? Next weekend? |
| sure |
| Sure lmk a time |
| I’ve never played jack box before so lmk how to play |
| It’s pretty simple |
| You can learn on the fly |
| Yeah. It's really fun though. |
| Go to sleep you have practice at 6am |
| So do you. |
| I have Mac house shitters |
| Fine. Goodnight. |
| chat do you think I need more mantises |
| I have reconstructive teleport and 6 mantis with maxed out fighting skills |
| Chat what is this |
| FTL: Faster Than Light |
| beric showed it to me like 8 years ago but I just bought the game recently |
| easy |
| CHaT |
| i am in the PROSPECTS game |
| W |
| MAJOR DUBS |
| Lock in! |
| the object |
| complete jazz band detonate |
| @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon |
| hey I know that guy |
| Looksmaxing |
| bro |
| now imagine the looks I received in my model UN committee at harvard when i opened that |
| Fucking loser at model un |
| You missed MacPherson (shirtless Nixon with X painted on his chest) |
| And Beric and me getting into a fight during prospects game |
| I don't think he really wanted to see that... |
| I mean |
| I could be wrong. |
| But this |
| Amazing |
| 10/10 |
| True I forgot he’s not @tungstendioxide |
| ok are you calling me weird? |
| baka |
| No |
| it sounds rather GAY if you ask me |
| thats gonna be a problem |
| cause i HATE GAY PEOPLE |
| Say that again and next time I see you I will have yet another reason to assault you |
| @tungstendioxide join vc |
| Unless you have plans to do something fun |
| ~~He has plans to suffer~~ |
| Ahhhh |
| Sounds accurate |
| Ok ok |
| Nixon |
| Lets clarify one thing |
| I am COOKING at MUN rn and am in the running for an award |
| Imagine how good that'll look on my resume |
| Omgggg now way |
| Fellaaaaas |
| Am at my first great |
| Frat/club |
| At uoft/toronto |
| It’s Lyft |
| Littt |
| I wish peace and prosperity in the name of Christ upon all of |
| Yall |
| Peace be upon you |
| 🙏🙏 |
| Love all of you all |
| Thanks gang |
| Hopefully im winning best delegate |
| Big yappa over here |
| Damn when the hell did I right this?? |
| 😂😂 |
| chat SAC is missing awards ceremonies to catch a flight 😭 |
| im gonna find out if i won thru email 😭 |
| Make friend |
| Ask them to tell you if you win |
| theyre all international |
| theyre also missing it |
| dude i can socialize dont tell me how to do this 😭 |
| ALL the huzz is from europe and in grade 12 |
| unplayable |
| You are from europe... |
| they live in europe |
| i dont |
| boom. Talking point. |
| im so sleep deprived 😭 |
| You’ll transition to uni easily the |
| Then |
| You sure? |
| Bro MUN is peak socializing |
| Me when |
| Gang |
| "Your boy got crowned ""biggest yapper"" by the committee" |
| !!!!!!!!! |
| Congrats |
| I think |
| Shit good for you |
| You get a fucking plaque of something |
| Nah it was for the funnies |
| I also got voted as most likely to serve 25 to life |
| Haha |
| I could not see that at all. |
| I let it slip that im russian |
| Average USA reaction: |
| Ah true. |
| Bro |
| My ass got completely robbed |
| What happened |
| The glazers won everythinggg |
| The ppl that GLAZED the committee chair |
| They clean swept the awards panel |
| Ohhhh |
| Brutal |
| Hey there’s next year? |
| No bro |
| I am physically unable to glaze a random ass committee chair |
| It’s not hard |
| Like I'm a self respecting person enough not to |
| Oh fair |
| Nixon bro i have a spine |
| "Like whatever you can say about me, im not spineless" |
| I cant just glaze ppl |
| Yeah I know that |
| "Most people can, but good for you for having boundaries" |
| stab enemies @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon |
| w |
| bro nah |
| Fatass |
| peak edsby |
| Insane |
| do I like it is the question? |
| I was tempted to like it. Freshii is good. |
| no not that |
| the nelson |
| Na |
| too late |
| Nelson is goated for that |
| Fresh is straight ass (imo) |
| Vote keg btw |
| But i remember when i was in gr11 and i was the vars hockey manager |
| If you guys remember rego |
| Yr above me |
| "He asked everyone of his teammates including Julian and i what we thought of freshii(we were given freshii after each game) and everyone unanimously said they disliked it then he brought it to manning, to try and get us alternatives" |
| Being stuck on a bus |
| For 3 hours |
| Fucking sucks balls |
| womp |
| 9 hour quebec bus; |
| Next to ethan lam: |
| Were you forced to sit next to him |
| Still an hour till sac |
| Back at 8:30 |
| kbbq> |
| @The Baller what is the occasion |
| For what |
| not on the way back |
| for your bus |
| Oh blue mountain trip |
| oh cool |
| Winter activity |
| how was that |
| Bus broke down |
| DUBS |
| Actually really fun |
| RUSSIAN BUS ACTIVITIES |
| BLYAT TRANSMISSION BROKE DOWN |
| As soon as I got off the bus had a great day and it went back to being shit as soon as I got on again |
| Good for you |
| Who’s he sitting with |
| owen and madala |
| im gon sit closer to yoon |
| bro we did skiing in QC today |
| MASSIVE DUBS |
| the hills were so much better than blue mountain fr |
| me n gang did ALL the forest side trail bullshit |
| i bombed a few runs (ballparking speed at like 70-80kmh) |
| Nice |
| maybe faster |
| Oh dear god |
| i was unironically the best skiier in my group |
| crazy work |
| all the other guys were following wherever i went (like the forest trail shit) |
| Oh fuck did someone eat shit |
| yes |
| evan garbedian |
| Who |
| and uh |
| Ha |
| Ha |
| sando i think |
| Fucking Evan |
| Don’t know him |
| madala tried to be a sigma |
| but failed |
| Oh |
| Unfortunate |
| ofc zero wipeouts from your boy |
| Good for you |
| the goobers coaxed me onto a extended forest trail |
| (they got cooked) |
| Who woulda thought |
| we did park |
| terrain park |
| a bit |
| i tried to hit the rail but slipped off after getting like a foot in |
| Oh |
| Yeahhhh |
| NEVER getting railed again |
| pause |
| It’s kinda hard especially on skid |
| neverdoing rails again |
| Skis |
| Yeah I don’t need to do rails to know I don’t want to get railed |
| fr |
| the box jump thing is pretty fun |
| when they're short |
| Yeah that’s cool |
| other than that i stick to forest autism bullshittery |
| So fun trip so far |
| w |
| did anyone eat shit at blue mountain |
| also the french ski instructors were clowning on us for being ontarians and not having good ski hills |
| Haha yeah. |
| tell them their language is the worst out of all the colonizers |
| SPEAK ENGLISH RAHHH 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 |
| yes exactly |
| im back in ontario though dont worry gang |
| im safe |
| While you guys were talking to French losers we were eating ice cream in the roof |
| dawg |
| me n owen couldve pulled up |
| thats massive |
| massive aura gain |
| The blurriness adds a certain something to it... |
| Can't quite put my finger on it. |
| oh my gogd |
| ? |
| nvm |
| Fuck how were we supposed to know |
| It was cause of the weird thing the iPhone does |
| So you can see photos taken in the dark |
| Basically turns the exposure up a shit Tom |
| Over the course of 10 seconds |
| Yeah. I was saying it added something extra to the photo. Gives it a certain vibe. |
| Aka it's good. |
| Oh |
| Yes |
| . |
| i feel |
| rejected |
| after all we went through on that bus ride |
| ayo |
| pause |
| bus broke down |
| 5 hour wait |
| aura |
| It was not planned at all |
| save me the excuses |
| (i was busy) |
| (zero essay) |
| I should be doing that right now |
| Z(ero) |
| ero? |
| Z |
| Dengue |
| Dengus |
| french |
| Ultrakill multiplayer? |
| Fucking assholes I’ll kill them all |
| PLEASE bro |
| Misinput |
| Illness transmitted by mosquitos? |
| I was trying to say dengus |
| @dengus |
| skibidengus |
| Ultrakill multiplayer? |
| huh |
| oh im |
| tired |
| sorry |
| Ah okay |
| No worries |
| i had an intensive bodily mutilation earlier today and am recovering |
| Huh |
| holy |
| You okay? |
| yes |
| fuck |
| This right here is the kind of relationship I aspire to have one day. |
| out of context |
| Okay enough for me to make joke about? |
| context is fine |
| dw |
| not edgy |
| edge |
| im just smooth now thats all |
| Uhhhh |
| yes |
| no ridges |
| all |
| peak |
| smootth |
| no wait you dont have those either youre smooth |
| mmgm |
| Did you get the fuckin |
| Uhhh |
| My mind went to beric going bald... |
| please no |
| my hair defines me |
| Mine was Circumsision |
| bro |
| holy fuck |
| Which is not right |
| nixon are you a follower of judaism |
| when i had my hair cut i actually fucking lost it for like a week |
| nixon likes thinking about dicks |
| No |
| I do not like thinking about ducks |
| yeah |
| Dicks* |
| he said dicks |
| not ducks |
| Ducks are cool |
| okay well |
| The fuck does this mean |
| im not telling you |
| i told william |
| Telling wha |
| you can figure out next time you see me |
| What the body mulitation was |
| The fact that beric can just say he's too tired and you accept it immediately. |
| ahh i love platonic relationships |
| kid named |
| Well it’s kinda like the bare minimum for freind |
| kaiden madala |
| @Owen Ramen |
| ... |
| I'm lost |
| every time its romantic you kinda dont get that |
| What do you mean by that? |
| nixon fuck you |
| The fuck did I do |
| fuck if i know |
| Fair enough |
| what i thought |
| nawg |
| you go mall tomorrow? |
| Okay did you swear English to secrecy about the body mulitation |
| when |
| Yes |
| no |
| Early |
| Too early |
| 10:30 |
| okay |
| jesus |
| Yeah |
| On a Sunday |
| i bought jeans |
| w |
| I can’t imagine that was the mulitation |
| I need jeans |
| thats what you get for doing stuff with willer |
| To look less homeless |
| you dont look homeless |
| you are tall |
| That’s not how it works |
| homeless arent tall |
| they can hide in their shells |
| Hmmm |
| yeah |
| I've never seen a tall homeless person. |
| Ohhhh the other homeless probably kills them and eat them since they have more meat on their bones |
| i eat the homeless |
| The plot thickens... |
| The rich eat the homeless the middle class eat the rich and the homeless eat nothing |
| thick of it |
| Wrong server |
| what are you admitting then |
| You took Maxim's phone? |
| Average Tuesday |
| shit mic |
| beric is allergic to black history month |
| official |
| NO |
| Fuck you dengus |
| what |
| diggus |
| No |
| biggus diggus |
| Jesus Christ |
| hard flick |
| crazy |
| crazy angle |
| The noises he is able to make are genuinely impressive... |
| Better |
| the fatassery continues |
| Me? That was intentional |
| What the fuck did I just listen to |
| me |
| char |
| is char upid |
| yet still i cant do a second tone in mandarin |
| wo tsao ni ma |
| Nah your fine |
| cao |
| FINALLY |
| THIS SHIT TOOK ME LIKE 2 HOURS |
| AAAARGHHHHH |
| The music is seared into my brain forever... |
| MR HORNER DETONATE |
| Wa sh bo something |
| Forgor |
| what |
| wtf |
| nixon having a stroke bro holy shit |
| Beric how do I introduce myself |
| You remember |
| no |
| bad memory |
| sorry |
| i would tell you if i did |
| This seems racist |
| THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN SAYING |
| its not |
| he got the race wrong tho 😢 |
| "everyone knows its only ""well well well"" people that have that" |
| wait waht |
| is this like a racially motivated thing |
| yes |
| yes it is |
| i did not know this |
| blawg we are LITERALLY in their month rn |
| crazy |
| """their month""" |
| Beric Dengler type of guy to use a brita filter |
| i picked up a penny on the road then licked it to see if it tasted like copper |
| it did |
| brita scam |
| "And I believe very strongly in smoke alarms and avoiding fires (not because I like houses and the shit or people in them, but nearby trees could burn down)" |
| its not that |
| black people dont replace the batteries |
| smoke alarms are fine |
| its funny bc black people always got that beeping smoke alarm |
| bro english teachers on zoom dont replace that shit |
| Nixon has become the lorax... |
| you make it a race thing |
| so you know they from that underpriviledged household |
| always was |
| Should I submit the Lorax as a nickname when that ask for the yearbook |
| cant afford a 9v is crazy |
| amazing |
| 100% |
| Okay we doing it |
| "nixon ""lorax"" ball" |
| :baguette: |
| That’s a long fuckin baguette |
| "what about nixon ""moron"" ball or nixon ""let me hear your war cry"" ball" |
| prospects game??????? |
| dubs |
| i shouldve went |
| smurfing |
| i won |
| of course |
| nixon lost |
| bro we should all pull up to an ODR |
| like |
| I pushed your ass other twice |
| you two and me |
| and like willer or sum |
| 2v2 hockey |
| Deadass I would do tha |
| fuck you |
| Gimme willer |
| @dengus |
| lock tf in |
| yessir |
| after school this week? |
| honestly |
| cant |
| And suplexed your ass yesterday |
| costa rica |
| Fuck yiu |
| bro thinks hes me |
| fuck you i can beat you |
| Do it |
| i can beat your ass |
| uh |
| idk |
| Holy shit me and you need to fight |
| i hate you and i will fight you and win |
| No |
| why |
| If you learned like |
| its the suplex reference |
| i got that like |
| How to fight for a week or two |
| funny stretchy MCL |
| isnt that like a watch |
| Your probably could |
| kneecap detonate every other day |
| bro does not know |
| That’s Rolex |
| he doent |
| Talking to Beric |
| i know |
| Oh |
| beric vs nixon in the octagon |
| What do I not know |
| MMA |
| @dengus learn MMA bro |
| Beric mma would go crazy |
| and nixon...just beat tf out of him |
| idk |
| i do but the loser |
| i get my ass handed to me for cash type deal |
| aura |
| comic relief |
| fuckin |
| mike tyson |
| vs logan paul |
| short goober vs tall goober |
| Wait wait what do I not know |
| :diegosan: |
| :saygex: |
| never mind....i thought that said Stan Getz |
| tensor calculus |
| tenor???? |
| like |
| like |
| like |
| :crystal: |
| :player: |
| :wellpump: :valve: :four_way_pipe: :point_defense: |
| :pedo: |
| what you going to do now? |
| bro |
| holy shit |
| i got a point defence set up |
| no WAY they got eclipsis emojis now |
| where's your bore |
| lil boy |
| :bore: |
| ah shit |
| oh but |
| no spawnpoint????? |
| cooked |
| not needed |
| get goated |
| also @dengus me and my friend did a 1v1 - |
| 7 trillion artillery |
| 7 trillion point defense |
| :artillery: |
| Z strategy |
| flsmethrower |
| whar |
| eep |
| bye |
| oh yeah prior to that i set up like 16 bores and ate his shield |
| bro got his shit kicked in |
| MASSIVE??? |
| Watch all of it |
| okay |
| that took a turn |
| ho lee shit |
| This guy is the most respected when it comes to gym advice |
| and posts this shit occasionally |
| Like everyone agrees with him on how to build muscle |
| aura |
| And like every 10 minutes just goes on tangent that usually ends in this |
| w |
| @dengus @The Baller @Owen Ramen |
| am i copping merch from this shit or nah |
| It’s not loading |
| Z(erch) |
| are you on the school wifi |
| Yes |
| Why |
| therein lies your problem |
| Why is that problem |
| That’s |
| this is the merch page for a russian weapons youtuber |
| Worrying |
| Oh shit |
| i think the wifi blocks any site ending in .ru |
| I have no idea what the fuck it says |
| But this looks like it would go hard on something |
| "patch ""red""" |
| im thinking of getting a pin |
| Put it on your backpack strap... |
| No no like what does it say on the patch |
| Get the green patch actually |
| """large-calibre chaos""" |
| Is there language change option |
| bro 😭 |
| I wanna look at stuff |
| no way 😭 |
| who is going to tell blawg |
| Okay i didn’t think so |
| Do they have tank tops |
| oh wait no i think google can auto translate |
| @Owen Ramen |
| explain |
| It can auto translate. |
| I’m on apple |
| How do |
| Safari? |
| Yes |
| um |
| Got it |
| All good |
| char i dont think they have tank tops |
| Uhhhh |
| ok so |
| ha |
| So |
| theyre actually helping ukrainians |
| Ah okay |
| its not as Z as you think |
| he goes over it on youtube |
| Well I just wasn’t sure what exactly that meant |
| i think not only ukrainians but people in the middle east n shit |
| Oh that’s cool |
| How’s much is uh |
| like 10 bucks |
| bro |
| 4000 |
| about 35 |
| i think |
| Damn |
| Okay |
| id have to look it up |
| Hmmm |
| oh shit wait |
| nah |
| 60 |
| wait wtf |
| 60 |
| 😭 |
| What the fuck |
| plus |
| shipping |
| (youre cooked) |
| Oh hell nah |
| Okay not getting anything |
| yeah |
| yeah |
| i might get the pin unironically |
| Was gonna get t shirt |
| if it will actually ship |
| well guys we know what to get nixon on his birthday |
| Honestly if y’all get me mostly like |
| Clothes |
| When is your birthday? |
| That don’t look like shit cause right now I have no idea how to dress or what to buy |
| I would greatly appreciate it |
| we're buying you like |
| 20 of these |
| Or something cool I could accidentally hurt myself with |
| May 3rd |
| ah |
| you have piqued my interest |
| How hard is to build a good crossbow |
| Like |
| you can do both with the pin... |
| Weapon level |
| oh nah i just thought of getting you like |
| Nah nah not like poke my finger like |
| a rifle |
| My parents are not fans of guns |
| bruh |
| Yeah I know |
| Too modern |
| you could do some damage by smashing a pin into your skull... |
| """unfair advantage over hunted animals"" type shit?" |
| NO WAY |
| THATS CRAZY |
| That’s jokes that’s jokes |
| Pull out the slingshot |
| My grandpa has a gun |
| nixon ball amish parent lore before GTA VI |
| But in all seriousness I just don’t think they want them in my house with my siblings |
| how many siblings |
| Deadass I want to build a crossbow now |
| 2 |
| how young |
| 12 and 8 |
| amateur hour |
| bro i have a pneumatic pistol thing |
| you will be fine |
| Probably but parents still won’t be thrilled |
| what if like |
| covert gift |
| like beric n the cactus |
| How the fuck you gonna do that with crossbow |
| Sorry rifle |
| @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon @Owen Ramen join chat |
| Guys I think I either have seasonal depression or an am extrovert now |
| 476 unread messages |
| can i help |
| Yes |
| no way roblox let me get away with this shit 💀 |
| Oh nah 😂 |
| your water pollution |
| what am I |
| deforestation. |
| Kinda makes sense |
| I’m going to dinner |
| what is on the menu? |
| No clue |
| I don’t exactly have other options that don’t cost money though |
| WOOF WOOF |
| whar |
| miss input |
| :Internet: |
| @dengus @The Imposter Among us when are we doing the 2v2 hockey thing |
| we should while there's still ice |
| This weekend is long weekend |
| costa rica 😡 |
| “I underestimated how hard a school shooting would be”-Dengus |
| whae |
| @dengus when back from costa |
| starting to write zero essay now |
| "sa,e" |
| "sa,e" |
| FUCK |
| saem |
| same |
| dyslexia |
| took bro 4 tries and a cuss word |
| its deff my keyboard |
| trust |
| @yimyum you done? |
| yeah |
| Y’all I got that virginity max (Tetris) |
| bro is 23rd in fucking toronto |
| when I was on sassaw I got 2nd in Morroco |
| I think |
| maybe 3rd |
| Holy shit guys top 5k globally this week |
| Insane. |
| This shit is so ASS |
| 2 minute NOTHINGBURGER |
| Nordic ski team disapproves |
| Bro that is 2 minutes of my life I will never get back |
| maxim tell them to look at the new sac-sas sweaters |
| so fucking ugly |
| Oh |
| OH |
| AW HELL NAH |
| Worst thing is that you KNOW this is spiking our tuition by 5 grand |
| hahahaha |
| fuck I didn't think about that |
| how much you wanna bet SAS pays the same that the dayboys at SAC do? |
| Idk man |
| They kinda leech offa SAC |
| If I went to orientation day and they had played this I would have asked my parents not to go to that school |
| This shit contains like |
| Nothing |
| There's no subject to it |
| It’s CRINGE bro |
| Also who tf wrote the music |
| Couldn't we have willer or yoon on it 😭😭😭😭 |
| It’s like |
| A photoshoot |
| They don’t actually show anything off |
| Besides like |
| Cool building |
| (Nothing) |
| """Partnerhood""" |
| Cant |
| Black people if they were cowboys |
| Can’t say brotherhood no more |
| It's fucking schooler man |
| shit |
| He’s like |
| thats why they changed it |
| Who wrote the damn soundtrack bro this PISSES ME OFF |
| Entering phase 2 |
| "My only solice for the existence of St. Annes is that a large portion of staff hate it, and that most other private schools hate them as well" |
| Remember when he spent like a million dollars on a screen to put in front of the grads |
| nope |
| oh oh |
| cool development at swim meet |
| was talking to some st. mikes guys |
| and one made a racist joke |
| and then throught a few minutes of conversation |
| we realized that all the racist schools |
| are the all boys schools |
| Yeah |
| All white people |
| we are gonna lose our racism |
| cause of fucking St annes |
| what a sad day |
| Nooo not the racism |
| 15 Million dollars to Mr Scoular |
| Wait wait wait did they have all the ceremony shit today |
| Im so glad CISAA nordic was today and we left at 7 |
| And he made a poor quality just dance video |
| swimming was also away |
| Dubs |
| Not a good day for me |
| "got 5th, 3rd and 2nd" |
| worst performance of the season |
| Its aura bro |
| I got 6th in cisaa |
| (ofsaa qual 🤑🤑🤑) |
| congrats |
| @dengus @The Baller |
| its peak |
| ok that is good avertising right there |
| Where the hell did you find this |
| Also why the fuck does it look like it was made using a fucking raspberry pi |
| Disappointed the roof is slightly in accurate |
| do they feature the music room |
| i havent watched it yet |
| Bro it didn’t exist |
| Clip is really new |
| FUCK |
| "What the fuck," |
| No fkn way the guys are wearing new sac sweaters I would rather wear fucking nothing in the middle of a blizzard |
| yeah no way ANYONE is buying that |
| Yea Richard was telling me how they were diverting donations for sac to sas which is kinda fucked icl |
| On god that shit is the most fucking ugly trash I when ever seen |
| Nah fuck them we will say whatever the fuck we want |
| Their making people wear it for Costa Rica |
| Literally |
| ... |
| I would … |
| Fckkkk |
| No way |
| Deadass if I become a teacher at sac then I’m going to say brotherhood for the entire time I work there |
| Or at least I think they are |
| Huh? What? |
| I wanna get a job there just to do fk all for a year until they fire me or whatev |
| wait wait wait wait |
| But honestly |
| Fkkk |
| are they making the messiah willer wear the dogshit trash sweater |
| Noo not willer |
| What the fuck |
| Yooo |
| 🙏 |
| Bullshit |
| leave the messiah ALONE |
| Think so |
| 🙏 |
| Looking at their YouTube channel for 5 minutes |
| 81 billion more dollars for Mr Scoular productions |
| Ohhhh |
| The Wells Fargo wagon |
| Is a coming down the street |
| Yea no this is bullshit |
| No one is wearing that shit |
| yoooooo |
| thats cool |
| I’m burning that shit if I ever see it |
| 🤓🤓☝️☝️ |
| PSA: NO SCHOOL TODAY |
| Dubs |
| What the fuck is this bullshit |
| HOLY SHIT ITS JUST LIKE THE MEMES |
| THR INDOMITABLE MATH TEACHER HOLY SHIT☠️☠️☠️☠️ |
| XD |
| shits crazy icl |
| Yo I still got class at 8pm WTH |
| what the fuck |
| i was asleep |
| wtf |
| Where the fuck Is Nixon ball⁉️⁉️⁉️ |
| Worst head of house⁉️⁉️⁉️ |
| @The Baller |
| I fuckin left cause my parents were in town and the weather was shit |
| Also you have no idea how much shit I have to deal with |
| With Mac house |
| I swear it’s like being a camp councillor again |
| the grind never ends |
| Bro I’m starting to hate this man |
| Yea it must suck though kinda feel bad |
| And yea I get it if ur parents are in town I understand |
| Cries in engineering degree |
| you do not DESERVE TO CRY IN ENGINEERING DEGREE |
| Math fkn sucks too I suffer like yall to |
| I AM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT |
| @tungstendioxide you think I can become a comp eng teacher with a degree in electrical engineering |
| I HAVE 2 FINALS DUE TOMMORROW |
| Or is mechatronics better |
| Bro |
| Answer my question then get your ass off discord |
| im in a team that has done nothing |
| Ah nice |
| im talking to them |
| Are they gonna do something |
| Or are all of you failing |
| I got molested by my midterms alr |
| And a few more on the way |
| Fuckkk |
| i literally guessed my midterms |
| Bro I’m not looking forward to university |
| Oh dear fucking god |
| Uoft Vic college has a McDonald’s nearby so that’s a plus |
| English is comp Eng easier or electrical Eng or mechatronics |
| electrical eng is hard |
| I need to learn to cook next year |
| thats all i know |
| Ah fuck |
| Bro our building has had so many fire alarms go off |
| Shit |
| Okay well hopefully I’m a good cook |
| (Not going to be) |
| youll be fine |
| you dont need to be like |
| smart |
| you just need to grind |
| That’s worde |
| Worse |
| I’m lazy |
| Your taking comp Eng right? |
| Would you recommend? |
| bro |
| first year |
| all the same |
| I’ve realized I may not get into mechatronics and am stressing |
| cant reccomend shit |
| Oh |
| True |
| Okay |
| dont youll get in |
| but also |
| apply for GENERAL next time |
| then class into mecha |
| Yeahhhhh |
| Oh no that’s not an option |
| Direct entry first year program |
| where? |
| If it’s hell I might just switch to concurrent education |
| not queens i think |
| Queens |
| really? |
| Yeah |
| no way |
| It’s not a program for general Eng |
| And I had to apply to it specifically |
| yeah but like |
| you still do a general first year |
| Bro it’s the hardest one to get into |
| apply to an easier one |
| I don’t know |
| yes but my mistake was that if you dont get mecha you dont get in |
| Beric said it was like comp Eng class |
| it is |
| pretty much |
| Yeah I applied to general as well |
| but also unemployment |
| cause no one actually needs robots |
| Counterpoint: become teacher |
| And teach comp Eng class |
| counterpoint you could do that with anything else |
| Yeah but this way I’m like |
| Really fucking overqualified |
| And also it’ll be cool |
| Like if someone said pick a degree to do for fun |
| It would probably be this - physics |
| bro no one knows what a mechatronics degree is |
| I just say it’s robotics and engineering and they assume I’m smart |
| it sounds like something from an anime |
| Plus my teachables are gonna be like math science and probably computer science if I get this degree |
| Kinda |
| also why the FUCK do you want an eng degree to TEACH? |
| "Bro Ramon gave me his keys so I could go and get something from the makerspace and he was like “oh only 6 people have keys like this, maybe one day you will too”" |
| its a great option |
| but it shouldnt be first obj |
| Cause I enjoy Eng |
| yeah |
| And wanna teach |
| ok fair |
| Simple |
| I really did not know how to feel about this |
| :0 |
| I do not intend to spend 25 years at sac |
| Like |
| I don’t know what I’ll be doing |
| But not that |
| you want to teach... |
| somewhere else? |
| Quite frankly I’d like to work full time for the summer camp |
| Eventually |
| But that will take years |
| "So I can do 6 years of uni (debt free, work at camp in the summers) then graduate and start teaching, work at summer camp until I am either not asked to come back one year or am staff for the full year" |
| WAIT DO YOU HAVE THE GAMBLING (ethics) COURSE TOO?! |
| Guys never kill yourself |
| My friends and I just went sledding at a park from 12-2 am |
| Uni has its downs but it has its ups |
| Oh my I haven’t had this much fun in a while love you guys stay strong |
| @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon did you ever end up ordering from Russian YouTuber? |
| no |
| its not gonna ship bro |
| Fuck |
| has blud missed every single event in russian/west relations in the past 4 years????? |
| Hoping there was still a chance |
| unis are appsing :( |
| No fuckin way |
| Wait |
| Is this a coincidence |
| Or did you plan to meet up |
| He was always coming to Barbados but we happened to meet up at the airport |
| YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| @The Baller fuck you stop whining |
| a: engineers can do anything |
| mechatronics degree |
| is very useful |
| bc it shows you can do complex MATH and construction |
| many engineers become bankers |
| and boring shit like that |
| but make money |
| b. mechatronics first year |
| yeah isn't guaranteed |
| but you can move around and switch programs |
| into it |
| or adjacent to it |
| nixon you are goingto do fine |
| william is a terrible person to talk to abt this |
| talk to an actual engineer or smth |
| what the hell happened |
| why does he look like that |
| sorry that was rude long day |
| Going to a campus and accosting a bunch of random upper years also works. |
| No that’s understandable |
| Okay so tldr is I will be fine probably |
| And don’t stress |
| Looks happy |
| @Meeeeow I summon you |
| How you doing |
| Wait wha |
| At queens |
| So if I get into mechatronics at queens and am passing my classes (won’t be) then I can be told to fuck off to some other program? |
| He’s visiting Barbados and I live in Barbados ! |
| :0 |
| Long hair |
| "No, you can choose to stay in program, but most require good grades" |
| Ie. honours spec in psych (which I need to go to grad school) means I need a 60 min in each course and at least 75 overall and 75 in my psych course |
| "I tired, been up since 5am" |
| Oooooo |
| Fuck |
| Nik gotten you dunk yet? |
| Drunk* |
| "Just read your requirements and don’t fail out, the amount of people failing shit cause they don’t do work is astounding" |
| People got 20% on my psych exam |
| What did you get |
| not 20% |
| i think so |
| FUCK |
| oh well |
| sorry |
| i miss you and christian's hijinks |
| Honestly things are going to shit without the three funny people |
| "I might have some stuff later , men aren’t rolling the club tn" |
| I don’t know we don’t have any beer in the fridge but I’ll have some in due time |
| :0 |
| Y’all already made it more than halfway through the year |
| Oh god it’s already halfway through the year |
| In order to find funny people not going to Carleton also helps bro everyone here’s horrible |
| Out of all the thousands of Carletoners? |
| Idk man there’s something in the water |
| Thaz crazy |
| It made the frogs gay |
| Plot twist they were already gay |
| Regional frog sub-ecosystems |
| I think no matter where I go the concentration of funny people will be much less than at sac |
| FUCK |
| 我操 |
| LMAO |
| 🫡 |
| HAHAHA |
| retrospect then |
| 茅台 |
| @CENTURII-CHAN STAN |
| gooner? |
| 茅台 |
| no |
| mao tai |
| Chines |
| @tungstendioxide |
| Yes |
| people keep asking me if im gay |
| what did you do |
| @tungstendioxide |
| @tungstendioxide |
| gay man |
| what did you do |
| fuck you |
| """gay man"" 🗣️" |
| get him here |
| fucker |
| @Seen’sSleepParalysisDemon am i gay |
| do i seem gay |
| gay gay gay |
| """gay man"" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥" |
| nah you dont not really |
| see proglem solved |
| bang |
| if homophobic person says you not gay then you not gay |
| @dengus refer to me for more dilemma solving |
| You sound kinda gay there fella |
| That’s gonna be a problem |
| Cause I HATE GAY PEOPLE |
| 🔥 |
| fuck you bitch |
| @tungstendioxide |
| little |
| People on Costa Rica? |
| Nah just people |
| yes |
| FUCk |
| """Your all ...... COOKED!""-Prezens" |
| its joe ever |
| That line is a classic |
| What class is that for |
| I know it’s French but which one |
| Your boy cooked at Cissa |
| W |
| W |
| W |
| w ball |
| 3 gold and senior team won overall |
| history |
| ofsaa soon? |
| Just before the march break |
| W |
| He’s too goated |
| how did u16 do |
| Nixon you gotta mix some alcoholic beverage in there and drink it in celebration |
| well well well |
| Not as well |
| But still decent |
| Second |
| Owen cooked |
| Also went 3/3 with the gold medals |
| I too think you should consume large amounts of alcohol for this momentous occasion. |
| I’m gonna eat ice cream out of it |
| He’s SO real for this |
| I scored points I think? |
| Like 2 of them |
| What event |
| 56 |
| 50 BR |
| Uhhh maybe |
| Shuiyi was |
| Nowhere to be found |
| Actually he was to be found |
| He was doing HW |
| Missed the event |
| GG |
| At least I have an excuse for missing 12 and 22 |
| Yeah fuckin bastartd |
| We didn’t need him to score though |
| Who me or Big Slacker |
| We kinda like |
| Fucked up |
| Applebee |
| Big slacker |
| Big slacka |
| Like the final score was |
| Don’t think he’s ever finished a full set in the entire 4 years |
| Final score was a fucking |
| 2p diff? |
| 90 point difference |
| I’m |
| Oh |
| Between us and second? |
| We had 350 |
| They had 263 |
| :Internet: |
| U16 should’ve carried harder |
| We fucking |
| ~~it may be my fault the relay DQed~~ |
| We were discussing at dinner |
| Mulllitated their asses |
| No that didn’t matter |
| It’s prob because Lucas Cai wasn’t there that the relay stressed and started early |
| Yeah but |
| Only the 1st relay scored |
| POINTS POINT POINTS |
| ? |
| Yeah Lucas not being there kinda stressed them out |
| Did we win first in the event 12? |
| And the relay underperformed because of that |
| First and second? |
| Yeah gg |
| Nevermind |
| I blame you for telling me to drive faster gg |
| Or was it Owen |
| Anyways |
| 100 points between U16 sac and u16 ucc |
| First won by a huge margin so I say that’s good |
| Yeah |
| …ok yeah never mind |
| No diff :Internet: |
| First is cooked as fuck next year |
| U16 is fated to have a relay DQ at CISAA |
| Every year |
| Happened last year |
| And the year before |
| And the year before |
| No didn’t happen in grade 10 |
| Only year where both relays qualified |
| You sure? |
| Yeah |
| I was on both |
| Oh :Internet: |
| We got dqed at ofssa |
| I’m pretty sure my relay DQed in G9 |
| Wasn’t me though whoever it was that was swimming fly got DQed |
| That’s all I rember |
| Winning OFSAA this year surely |
| hopefully |
| Bro |
| we assfucked these guys |
| I scored 80 points bro |
| 40 Individual 40 relay |
| Trinity fell off |
| It’s been between UCC and SAC since we were on the team right? |
| I got no clue man |
| I can’t believe Ms. Harris didn’t kick me off the team for being ass :shiroko_miaw: |
| bro your not that bad |
| My very first interaction with her was walking up to the pool in G9 for rec swim |
| fuckin you zimo cole and brandon are the only ones who have been on the team for 4 years |
| Looking up at the sign that said “Walden Pool” |
| Pointing to it and asking Ms. Harris |
| “Is this the pool?” |
| wow |
| I did rec swim in 9 |
| went to swim tryouts |
| placed like |
| top 50% |
| no no |
| there was like |
| 40 people at tryouts |
| Yeah that was the only time I beat you |
| and I was like 22 |
| so I decided I was too shit |
| so did fencing |
| I joined because Michael was like “oh hey I’m on swim team you should join swim team” and I was like |
| “Eh |
| Sure ok” |
| “At least I know how to swim” |
| and then the next year I told harris why I didn't join and she was like |
| wtf is wrong with you |
| Bro Michael got his shit rocked by nelson |
| I remember |
| nelson did 200 fly |
| against micheal |
| and I'm pretty sure he won |
| thats when I thought |
| """Huh, maybe I don't belong here""" |
| List of swimmers who went triple gold: |
| Aura |
| praise the heavens no comp sci test |
| !? |
| Why rat |
| wiesel |
| cause hes a club swimmer |
| And listed as U20/16? |
| :Internet: |
| Incredibleeeee |
| How do they even allow it |
| It’s so easy to check |
| He swims with a non registered club |
| also like |
| no one knows |
| except the people he is freinds with and trains with |
| and we heard this from one of his freinds |
| Peak fucking edsby |
| @dengus |
| when you gonna get this target out of my room |
| bro |
| my whole room smells like wood |
| It;s nice |
| reminds me of home |
| but I think it's worrying the teachers that I have a target |
| W |
| put someone's face on it |
| just for the goofs |
| maybe |
| who |
| trump |
| nonono |
| not like that |
| like |
| someone at SAC |
| who |
| me |
| for one |
| I think they might belive that though |
| nah |
| we chill tho |
| hmmm |
| yeahhhh |
| still not a great look though |
| nah idc |
| just say its for beric vro |
| ehhhh |
| ill pass |
| ok vro |
| The Englishman |
| like William? |
| yeah that would be fitting |
| wasnt this goober at school today |
| NO! |
| why does everyone keep asking me that? |
| you fucker |
| were you at school |
| I might show up tomorrow |
| and didnt fucking tell me |
| yes |
| robot |
| i wasnt |
| :0 |
| i did not go to st andrews colledge today |
| dge |
| uh |
| i saw blawg walking to flav |
| but apparently people i thought i did? |
| with BJ arne and sean |
| what |
| bro |
| AP gaslighting??? |
| :0 |
| was it you? |
| @The Baller im not schizo am i |
| you can confirm????????? |
| willer called me and asked where i was |
| I was not at school bro |
| i was not at school either |
| I was fucking up applebee at the pool |
| am i the schizo for this |
| yes |
| It was actually bro’s nemesis Hilliam Denglish |
| bro |
| sorry english |
| ive never been to your school |
| like |
| i go to aurora high??? |
| fucking loser |
| ive never been to sac??? |
| what are yall talking about |
| Wait did y’all think tungstendioxide was William? |
| They’re Catherine |
| when i stop dying |
| @Nik read vc chat you shit |
| Me |
| Please |
| Please |
| Please |
| @dengus can we make this reaction |
| whenever you recover from whatever plague you are suffering |
| @Mizook i do not despise you enough to do that |
| i need someone i hate |
| which i have |
| me |
| no |
| i think you are really funny |
| and have had a lot of character development |
| maxim character arc |
| exactly |
| ranked competitive autism |
| season 8 going hard |
| im actually gonna peak in high school at this rate |
| dont |
| kill a kid |
| problen solved |
| Where is vc chat |
| Oh nvm |
| That’s cool that that’s a thing |
| I actually might be peaking in high school |
| Like my life is pretty fuckin good and I don’t know how it’s gonna get better |
| dw about it |
| like actually |
| thinking objectivley about having fun is how you have no fun at all |
| also @The Baller i may not be able to assist you with robocup in person |
| i have no method of getting there |
| 😭😭😭 |
| Fuck |
| English how much is an Uber |
| I might pay for it |
| For you |
| @tungstendioxide |
| Yes? |
| Ill see |
| You better be here at 5:00 |
| @tungstendioxide do you want me toi pick you up |
| i amn at home ill |
| Nah he’s driving |
| It’s all good |
| bitch |
| I’ve done it chat |
| I’ve signed my soul to the mystical alcoholic Chinese sensei wizard who simps over belle delphine |
| (I got a place to live next year) |
| What |
| my landlord is an alcoholic who looks like the master from lego ninjago who also has a waifu |
| I might swerve bend that corner woahhh |
| No way y'all are doing RoboCup this year |
| Cop that shirt |
| If ur not in it |
| Prezens volunteers your entire class to help out and shit |
| If ur class was scheduled for that time |
| Which mine was |
| And you can get one of the shirts remaining by the end of it |
| Mine was fkn large |
| massive? |
| All the meds were taken |
| LOWWW |
| TAPER FADE |
| imagine if nixon got a low taper fade |
| @The Baller |
| consider |
| No |
| Yes I am |
| nixon get a low taper fade |
| for some mac house event |
| pls |
| It’s me and a bunch of grade 11s |
| It’s so low |
| English |
| My opinion is tapered |
| Ultrakill multiplayer |
| It’s fading |
| ? |
| Exam |
| Tomorrow |
| Fuck |
| low |
| Okay |
| taper fade |
| Good luck |
| I need a 75 or I fail course |
| Okay get the fuck off discord |
| LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW |
| TAPER FAAAAAAAAAADE |
| Guys what haircut do I actually get that would look like less shitty then my current one |
| Or do I just give up cause swimming is going to ruin it every day? |
| you could get an |
| Uh |
| Uh |
| Uh |
| A low |
| A low taper fade |
| @The Baller |
| did you really think asking this was a good idae |
| low taper |
| No |
| Asking that right after the LTF joke dropped was a terrible idea |
| Yeah but I was hoping you guys would not drop it again because we had just finished talking about it |
| LMAO |
| My b |
| No worries |
| Also |
| Yur |
| How did you join this server cause I don’t think I know you |
| I’ve been here for a whiiiile |
| I changed my pfp recently |
| Yeah but who invited you |
| Uhhhhh |
| It was sadlad |
| Met on a Pokémon server |
| So I probably have no idea who you are |
| Yeah |
| Okay |
| Yeah |
| I think I have a few of yalls instas |
| But that’s about it |
| @dengus holy fuck |
| ultrakill update |
| on the 25th |
| slrry 24 |
| I thought it was tmr |
| We got ultrakill remastered before ultrakill fraud |
| I’m just waiting for multiplayer atp |
| I don’t think that’ll happen |
| Yeah me neither |
| There’s mods tho |
| I can always hope |
| Yeah |
| That do it |
| I heard of multi kill |
| But it’s in development |
| I know there’s another one |
| Yeah jaket is good |
| I’m also really bad at ultrakill so I don’t wanna pvp |
| Yeahh jaket mod |
| id dont know |
| Oh I was thinking just 2 man ultrakill |
| I pvp sean |
| can do both |
| Who won? |
| uhhh |
| Not you? |
| pretty even |
| not sure |
| How many more hours do you have on him? |
| like |
| 400 |
| FUCK |
| And it’s pretty even? |
| Bro |
| Nice nice |
| I nearly p ranked 4-2 on brutal |
| and died right at the end |
| to the insurrectionist |
| What’s 4-20 |
| fucks sakes |
| Oh |
| Ok |
| It’s not that hard I thibk |
| yeah |
| I think Sean’s just better |
| English |
| you did it on standar |
| Yeah |
| shut the fuck up |
| And it only took |
| Like |
| 200 tries |
| yeah I'm kinda ass |
| yeah this was my 10th |
| I see |
| guess what |
| 4-3 is worse than 4-2 |
| and |
| Yeah it is |
| 5-3 is the worst of all |
| The last fight is hell |
| yep |
| What’s that again? |
| the fuckin |
| Boat? |
| dark one |
| oh yeah |
| boat |
| 4-3 is dark |
| Mhm |
| hows exan |
| exam |
| Aren’t they adding encores? |
| yeah |
| Nah |
| I’d win |
| then play ultrakill shit win |
| What? |
| sorry sorry |
| shit wit |
| typo |
| Nah I’d win was sarcasm |
| okay so your fucking cooked |
| I’m currently getting tutored by the guy who knows this shit |
| And it’s not going well |
| ohhhhh |
| thats gonna be me and beric next year |
| guess who is who |
| Holy shit you beat P-1? |
| fucking nice |
| Idk whoever pays more attention in class |
| I have one thing on minos |
| And that is time |
| And no will to break |
| no even if I pay more attention its gonna be beric |
| Nah |
| It’s not who’s smarter anymore |
| sounds like you |
| oh |
| It’s who knows the content |
| fuck |
| fuck |
| thats not good for me |
| There is no improv here |
| at all |
| fuck |
| oh well |
| I can always fail first year |
| and transfer to fucking |
| uhhhh |
| I think 85% of my mark is determinant on the answer not the process |
| concurrent education |
| (the teacher one) |
| Which is why I am currently writing formulas on my hand |
| is this an online exam? |
| No |
| In person |
| But |
| huh |
| My writing is illegible |
| on a saturday |
| Yep |
| 8am |
| during reading week |
| No reading week over |
| are you at carleton? |
| Yes |
| fucker |
| I thought you were at home this weekend |
| It was Monday to Friday |
| I wanted to do dumb shit |
| That was it |
| Bitch |
| That’s why I wanted to do Tuesday |
| well my bad |
| but I would have had to leave at like |
| 9:00 |
| Yeah no it’s acceptable |
| and get there at 6:00 earliest |
| Scheduling did not work out |
| yeah |
| when are you home next |
| I need to annoy the shit out of you sometime |
| In April |
| When school ends |
| fuck |
| End of April |
| okay |
| oh shit |
| you should do the |
| No March break for me |
| hell triathalon run |
| Uhh |
| the |
| No |
| uhhhh |
| Bro |
| like the fuckin mud run |
| Wayne might do it |
| I will be the dying |
| I cannot do that again |
| oh true |
| are you in worse shape than last year |
| Uhh |
| Yes |
| I don’t do sports anymore |
| And I kind of just lay around all day |
| And walk |
| you don't like |
| desire to do any sports? |
| or run or some shit |
| deadass I would take up running or play hockey if I couldn't swim |
| I go to the gym sometimes but that dosent amount to running every day |
| how much you bench |
| Uh |
| Idk like 200ish |
| fuck really? |
| Damn |
| nice |
| I can only bench like 180 |
| which is body weight |
| do you bench body weight |
| No I weigh a little more than that |
| :< |
| can you do this |
| No |
| like the flexing thing |
| sad |
| Nor do I have the desire to |
| but funny |
| Alr gn |
| bye |
| Bro posted skibidi toilet |
| My bad |
| No mind to think |
| yeah but like b42 |
| honestly i liked ultra kill before all the complex techs |
| i draw the line at rail coining |
| @sinner how was your earth quake |
| Just don’t use them |
| I don’t |
| I just shotgun punch and ultrarcoshot everything to death |
| The most techy thing I do is probably one shot Maurice with the sharpshooter |
| no i rail coin |
| but anything after that is needed for brutal and i just dont care enough |
| Oh |
| fuck maybe I should learn some tech |
| cause brutal is kinda pain |
| I think I was in a dining hall or walking uh didn’t notice |
| Machine kill demon with rock |
| nah thats boring |
| Guys |
| Robocup name |
| “One must imagine Sisyphus happy” |
| YES |
| sissypusy |
| gROSS |
| I will be like |
| No |
| Ms B will not like that |
| Or dr Lawrence |
| hey my english teacher said that two weeks ago |
| yo I have one of those |
| bt42 mentioned |
| My pants look like smeared joker |
| ? |
| @dengus some goober tried to 1v1 me on peaklipsis |
| His ass got fortnite skybased |
| Lads |
| Mchenry pic of the week guess |
| Swimming Costa Rica or hockey |
| Its |
| Its |
| Its the 5 year plan |
| how did the round go |
| after i abandonded yall |
| 5 yr plan |
| I’d bet |
| Like all I hear is glazing st Anne’s |
| Like I heard they were taking money from donations to sac and gave it to sas which is fucked |
| At least I think I heard |
| But it’s fked |
| i got smited by parents |
| Tuition increaser 9000 |
| That’s why he’s the goat |
| Nixon ball front page |
| He’s too him |
| @The Baller |
| hes goated fr |
| Ah fuck |
| Woah my goat richard nixon |
| Dick N Balls?!???? |
| My my bad I swore on the Christian Minecraft server |
| Rejoice the evil returns to our souls |
| (al the channles cam back) |
| the one and only |
| Bad day for dick and balls |
| Only bronze and silver |
| (Wanted 2 gold and a silver) |
| But sac won |
| Also women-who-might-be-girlfriend’s-team-won |
| :0 |
| aura |
| bros cooking |
| nixon cooking in his AP fish exams |
| he really he really one might even say be |
| eating? |
| Nah if I was eating I wouldn’t have the 2 gold and 1 silver |
| This is like |
| Mid |
| you needed to channel the bones of your ancestors |
| I tried |
| Wasn’t enough |
| bro did not abuse the plot device |
| The white guys had too much privilege |
| You know who won |
| blow them up? |
| In my events |
| All white guys |
| who |
| I only lost to white guys |
| No asians |
| Just white guys |
| well well well |
| nixon just like summon the fish spirit |
| type shi |
| you(🫵) Nixon ball(🧶) look(👀) white(⬜) |
| crazy way to put it |
| I don’t look entirely white |
| I look less white than you do |
| I also at like |
| If i had to guess it wouldn't be the inspiration for the eldari though |
| A shit ton of salmon tonight |
| Like wayyyyyy too much probably like 1000 calories of just salmon |
| Huh |
| the people from 40K who did the going of aways |
| discontinued race |
| Oh |
| thats YOU🫵 |
| Is this a racism |
| YES NIXON BALL |
| FUCK YOU WILLIAM FRENCH |
| peak |
| william dutch dropping next patch |
| on pierre |
| crazy work |
| we got pierre edit gifs before gta VI |
| We need reaction gifs with women for all server members |
| you will never get one of me |
| i do not pull |
| bro cannot exist in the presence of woman |
| neither does ethan lam |
| Neither do I or English |
| Mods |
| Explode his penis |
| that feels about right though |
| What does |
| what mine |
| huhr |
| No Lams |
| oh yeha |
| ok |
| assuming he has one |
| and hasnt castrated himself |
| type shi |
| Y’all know that some penises can be innys |
| Like belly buttons |
| If your reallyyyyy fat |
| ehab lamb sure when through some through some character development(oh my bad dont want to be DISRESPECTFUL) |
| If can go in |
| nixon |
| we do not need to know this |
| Yeah well I’m telling you anyway |
| ok |
| bro thinks hes me |
| oh yeah guys i have the celtic night sax quartet recorded lol |
| Ohhhhh |
| infinite aura loss but its on camera |
| Send |
| I will watch tomorrow |
| nah |
| Need sleep |
| Yeah |
| how did that go? |
| Will beg willer for it |
| vro |
| ok fine |
| nvm |
| discord file cap explode |
| esdby |
| wait how did the seltic knight go |
| Okay |
| william the night went very well |
| andy prepped the pipes well |
| Sleepy motherfuckers |
| drums were cool |
| Thank you that was what i was asking you. |
| Woke up at 5 am |
| sax quartet FUCKING CARRIED |
| Good night |
| bye |
| good night |
| locked IN |
| the LOCKER |
| Wait rizz? |
| You gotta die icl |
| For a statement like that |
| Would have been better at 1 |
| So you could |
| POP OUT AT 1 IN THE MORNING YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW THIS KINDA LIFE NEVER BORNING |
| Imagine if baichen got a LOWWW TAPER FADE |
| @Owen Ramen |
| @Owen Ramen |
| I’m not taking that diss from BAICHEN |
| THATS my head prefect |
| ap fisghgn |
|
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