| text,label | |
| "finally got the bet in | |
| polymarket is the only place you can bet with reasonable size on this fight | |
| good luck to both fighters and thanks for giving us the superbowl of crypto fight nights!!!!!",shitpost | |
| "it's impossible to bet on this bitboy fight | |
| i have tried 4 different casinos now | |
| they all have max bets of 2 sol or less | |
| why can't we bet on this?????? what a joke",shitpost | |
| "funny that it was ombs behind the hawk tuah rug | |
| not surprised, these guys are stuck in poverty assets no one will buy, ever | |
| and now btc broke $100K and is running | |
| watch out for increased crime from these guys, it's coming",shitpost | |
| "if bitcoin hit $100K | |
| it will hit $1MM",shitpost | |
| thanks for the 100 bands y'all,shitpost | |
| "wow solcasino is gay asf max bet $84!?!?!?! is head office in mumbai????!??!!??? | |
| does anyone know a real betting site for adult men that are not poor???????",shitpost | |
| "if you got rugged by the hawk tuah girl | |
| you are retarded and you should leave crypto",shitpost | |
| bye bye gensler,shitpost | |
| "coinbase has really impressed me, man | |
| its like they have a real team of actually informed crypto people making business decisions in the best interests of shareholders or something | |
| vs binance approach of having a bunch of dirty middle management scammers listing their cousins insider scams and vampire attacks on real memes | |
| will be interesting to see which approach works out better in the long term | |
| i'm kind of a coinbase maxi now",shitpost | |
| "coinbase making binance look like a bootleg chinese scam shop right now 😂😂 | |
| man you absolutely love to see it | |
| clean up crypto | |
| list real memes | |
| not insider scams | |
| binance you deserve to lose | |
| the people love coinbase",shitpost | |
| the last thing you see as your muradfolio gets liquidated,shitpost | |
| the united states government is shilling chillguy 😂,shitpost | |
| solana is the king of the cycle,shitpost | |
| france is now taxing bitcoin unrealized gains,shitpost | |
| "if you listened to murad, you are poor and have missed every major narrative of the meme supercycle | |
| if you listened to kook, you are rich and about to get a lot richer | |
| funny that",shitpost | |
| "meme analysis and terminology is changing | |
| cult 👎👎👎🤢🤮 | |
| mindshare 👍👍👍👍👍🤩🤩",shitpost | |
| "i really want to invest in spacex | |
| arkvx seems like the easiest way, albiet indirect..... but only available to americans 😫😖 | |
| gay burgers get all the most based opps",shitpost | |
| "murad was wrong | |
| kook was right",shitpost | |
| "think about it | |
| you want new shoes - and there are only 2 shoe stores in town | |
| one sells all types of shoes (chinese owned) and one sells mostly dress shoes | |
| you heard about new jordan shoes coming out, you really want them | |
| the chinese shoe store keeps stocking weird knockoff shoes and brands you've never heard of, but sometimes they do get the popular shoes, maybe they'll get the jordans | |
| the other shoe store only sells dress shoes but they have gotten popular shoes before.... been a while tho and it's rare | |
| one day you're walking by the dress shoe place and BAM they have the jordans in the window | |
| the chinese shoe store probably has to start carrying what people want to buy or they start losing a lot of business | |
| do you understand???????",shitpost | |
| clone x just rugged..... now???!??!? wtf 😂,shitpost | |
| "omg your favorite kol is a jeet with a mushroom cut and a unibrow | |
| ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | |
| oh my god | |
| ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah | |
| ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha | |
| that whole crew is goofies 😹😹😹😹😹",shitpost | |
| "something i really respect about ansem | |
| the fact he's putting himself in these crypto fights | |
| taking on a massive challenge - and let's be clear, a 100% solo challenge | |
| you and you alone in that ring | |
| bro does not need the money, have asked myself many times why he does these fights | |
| it's gotta be just for the sense of personal accomplishment or the challenge | |
| 99.9% of people will never get in a boxing ring | |
| they will just yap from the couch | |
| but my guy is really doing it, and now more than once, so it's not just a one-time experiment | |
| looking forward to the fight friday | |
| props ansem, no matter what your motivations are, | |
| win or lose, you have my respect",shitpost | |
| there are very few ordinals worth owning 📐👼,shitpost | |
| "oRdInAlS aRe PuMpInG' 😹😹😹😹😹😹 | |
| ser ur still down 98% from ath",shitpost | |
| "bitcoin was the first thing created in human history that you could truly own | |
| also the only thing you can own that you can take with you when you die | |
| very very important | |
| think about it",shitpost | |
| i learned way too much about cock cages today,shitpost | |
| "It’s time to step away. | |
| After years in the trenches, grinding through the chaos of memecoins and crypto, I can finally say: I’m done. | |
| This space has been a wild ride—unpredictable highs, gut-wrenching lows, sleepless nights staring at charts, and enough adrenaline to last me a lifetime. | |
| But somehow, it all paid off. | |
| Through a mix of calculated risks, timing, and some pure dumb luck, I’ve managed to turn this madness into $15,000. | |
| To most, it’s just a number. | |
| To me, it’s freedom. | |
| Freedom to walk away, to spend more time with family, to explore passions I’ve put on hold, and to finally stop grinding 24/7. | |
| I’m not claiming to be smarter than anyone else here—I just played the game, stayed disciplined, and was fortunate enough to come out on top. | |
| This isn’t some “flex.” It’s a reminder that if you stay consistent, keep learning, and have a little faith in yourself, it can happen. | |
| To the grinders still in the trenches, I see you. | |
| Keep hustling. | |
| But for me, it’s time to close this chapter and move on. | |
| To the moon? Nah. I’m already home.",shitpost | |
| meow rugged jupuary.... was his plan all along,shitpost | |
| when is the metamask airdrop?????,shitpost | |
| my comments are filled with indians pretending to be ai agents,shitpost | |
| "funny that hyperliquid drops and gives early users the best reward in crypto history | |
| at the same time jupiter rugs their airdrop and scams the community that gave them their success in the first place | |
| one of these protocols has heavy VC backing and one has none | |
| do you get it??",shitpost | |
| ai agent larp is the future,shitpost | |
| the ai agents of the 2024 bull run *call center full of indian scammers*,shitpost | |
| satoshi was right,shitpost | |
| "we're chill guys, we know this ends in up-only",shitpost | |
| eating paracetamol in the shower,shitpost | |
| "murad's latest list is hilarious | |
| all he cares about is supply controlled coins with no holder growth 😂 | |
| aka the cabal rugs paying him | |
| same rugs like giga still at the top | |
| bro you can leave now you went 0/10 pls save yourself at least some embarassment 🙄",shitpost | |
| there will never be another nft szn,shitpost | |
| eth trading like vitalik grew a dick,shitpost | |
| " would rather be an astronomer than click buttons all day | |
| but there's no money in astronomy | |
| so here we are",shitpost | |
| "will we be able to move to mars within the next 50 years???? | |
| i really want to go",shitpost | |
| "shout out to wiz | |
| me and him are similar in this way and not many in our position are | |
| all i want to see is the bois winning | |
| i'm already good; now i help the team",shitpost | |
| "been offline for a bit | |
| but i heard some disturbing things about pump fun just now | |
| they're gonna shut it down",shitpost | |
| "major memes down | |
| i'm just holding | |
| aths are not in | |
| moo deng will still go the highest fyi",shitpost | |
| "if you can get $1.1MM usd, you are in the top 1% globally",shitpost | |
| "how much bitcoin do you need to own today..... | |
| to stay in the top 1% of global wealth forever??????",shitpost | |
| seeing some utility tokens catch bids along with alts....,shitpost | |
| "most people exposed to any form of crypto usually get a lucky win, then go big and get rugged | |
| then they leave crypto forever | |
| some of them come back to buy the top next cycle | |
| but most never come back | |
| some small percentage of the first group is mentally ill enough to stay in crypto and get punished for years before making it | |
| which one are you???????",shitpost | |
| "with sol in price discovery imo the trenches will be tougher | |
| people want to protect their sol | |
| launches will have a hard time | |
| but major memes will rebound as people look to outperform sol | |
| gamble in the trenches but size appropriately | |
| protect your sol | |
| it's going a lot higher",shitpost | |
| "everyone super bullish on eth all of a sudden | |
| interesting",shitpost | |
| Nigga makes Murad look bearish 💀💀💀,shitpost | |
| "The guy that paid 10,000 Bitcoin for 2 pizzas would have officially been a billionaire today",shitpost | |
| "Wow. | |
| Leaked TG messages between | |
| @HalieyWelchX | |
| and Sahil the Indian show that Sahil was behind it all. | |
| Crazy.",shitpost | |
| 100K DOLLARS MY NIGGAS,shitpost | |
| "THIS GUY dumped 1.4 million dollars worth of MOODENG for Hawk Ruggah coin and lost it all. Swapped back entire back to 46k … | |
| Months of patience building stack gone in 15 mins. | |
| TALK TUAH",shitpost | |
| "Declaring bankruptcy in the hood is selling your PS5. | |
| Declaring bankruptcy in memecoins is pulling up Sol Incinerator to get extra sol",shitpost | |
| "Getting called a shit trader by people with 4-5 figures always makes me laugh. | |
| Peanut gallery.",shitpost | |
| "Love reading the comments on this trying to tell me how to trade and what not. | |
| Peanut gallery in full effect.",shitpost | |
| "That stupid ass oily hippo just burned 2.6% of my entire portfolio | |
| -280 sol | |
| Fuck off",shitpost | |
| "$HYPE: oh you opened a $50 leverage trade once on our platform? here you go, a free $5m airdrop! | |
| $ME: your allocation is 13 $ME ($35). Download our wallet, sacrifice your first born, and climb Mt Everest to claim.",shitpost | |
| "Let me get this straight. | |
| I need to import my wallet into a shittier UI and wallet to claim a shit airdrop for $me | |
| Holy shit there is a reason Magic Eden will die just like Opensea. | |
| Why the fuck do I need to do that LMFAOOOO",shitpost | |
| "LMFAO | |
| $me just dropped the ball HARD. | |
| Im not even gonna check or claim this airdrop after seeing everyones claim amount. | |
| Why are you making it this difficult to CHECK your tokens? | |
| Fuck off.",shitpost | |
| "i saw the sec report, it's real",shitpost | |
| "Whats funny is this isnt even wrong | |
| There is an investigation on him right now | |
| Just read the SEC report lol | |
| $giga is propped up HARD",shitpost | |
| "Nigga Murad is so happy one token on his list is actually not just dying | |
| Every other one is down 70% | |
| $Giga gets listed and its up 15% and niggas talking crazy saying itll go 100B | |
| LMFAOOOO",shitpost | |
| "I’ll just be the one to say it. | |
| None of these Ai Agents are funny. | |
| These will have a biblical crash. | |
| @dolos_diary | |
| uses insults and diction of a middle schooler. | |
| @truth_terminal | |
| isn’t even remotely funny. Just cringe tweets about sex and sometimes gay stuff. | |
| If there was no monetary value tied to these, these accounts would have 5 followers max.",shitpost | |
| "If you took the entire population of Nigeria and put them in Sweden and then put the entire population of Sweden into Nigeria | |
| In 50 years, Sweden will be a wasteland full of Nigerians and Nigeria will be a developed civilization. | |
| This isnt a geographical problem, it is a race problem. | |
| Think about this.",shitpost | |
| Why the fuck did my dad text me this?,shitpost | |
| "Never tell people youre broke. | |
| This also means do not RT giveaways. | |
| Have some fucking shame. | |
| You are also scaring the hoes away if they know youre broke.",shitpost | |
| "Nigga thats why that country is so underdeveloped | |
| Lazy fucks",shitpost | |
| "God damn nigga youre broke | |
| Please get a fucking job | |
| You only have $30?",shitpost | |
| Did a small investment this morning on the Solana blockchain.,shitpost | |
| "This nigga wishes he was Kim Jong Un so bad | |
| 💀💀💀💀💀",shitpost | |
| "Murad list = burning money | |
| remember this for next time | |
| $SPX (ETH) -51% | |
| $michi -66% | |
| $APU -48% | |
| $SPX (SOL) -58% | |
| #HARAMBE -78% | |
| the list goes on",shitpost | |
| "Wow | |
| @ch6n9 | |
| what happened? | |
| I guess buying a coin that’s made by a literal mentally ill patient wasn’t the best idea ever | |
| Total rug by a totally insane person.",shitpost | |
| "1 Million USD is enough to retire. | |
| If you still work 40 hours a week until 65. | |
| And still have 3 passive income streams. | |
| 💀💀💀💀",shitpost | |
| "Milady derivative going to zero | |
| Shocker.",shitpost | |
| "Called one of my asian buddies this morning after hearing the news about South Korea. | |
| Forgot he was in North Korea, not south. | |
| Hes good, they don’t have those problems in the North",shitpost | |
| "I’m not your regular millionaire in crypto. | |
| I’ve hit 15+ coins with 6 figures profits. | |
| I am not a one hit wonder. | |
| I have actual skill unlike those who hit a single 7 fig trade to make it.",shitpost | |
| "This post is to say: | |
| 1. There is plenty of people who have made more (myself included) that practice responsible risk management | |
| 2. Do not hold majority of your portfolio in memecoins. You will roundtrip your profits. All of it.",shitpost | |
| "The single mother who abandoned her child wont let you fuck lil bro | |
| She’s mentally ill and if you worship her you need to get serious help. | |
| Her token is down 90% during the bull market. | |
| I am always right.",shitpost | |
| "Friendly reminder to not screenshot and flex your portfolio everyday. | |
| Her portfolio is down to a measly 120k after flexing it MULTIPLE times on the timeline. | |
| I guess showing your breasts and acting mentally ill doesn’t get you gains. | |
| Once this cretin is wiped out and all gains are roundtripped, I will sleep peacefully.",shitpost | |
| "On chain liquidity for memes is getting dangerously low | |
| Other coins must go down for others to go up | |
| Doesn’t look too good.",shitpost | |
| Game of hot potato for solana memecoins on chain.,shitpost | |
| "Took this girl to dinner and paid 6 solana for this dinner and the sex afterwards. | |
| Worth it?",shitpost | |
| "That flash crash to 118 was crazy wtf | |
| The seller acquired 2 million solana for an average of $1.2 each | |
| Full stacked 2 BILLION Solana in one clip. | |
| Wow.",shitpost | |
| "If you chase $xrp memecoins | |
| You are going to lose it all | |
| 💀💀💀💀💀",shitpost | |
| "WOW. | |
| If you invested $10,000 in $XRP on January 1st 2018 | |
| Today you’d still have $10,000.",shitpost | |
| "What’s happening? | |
| Murad told me it’s a memecoin super cycle and holders will be rewarded. | |
| Now i’m down 60% and can’t afford rent. | |
| WTF?!?!?",shitpost | |
| "Every retard saying they can flip it to 1k | |
| WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU DO THAT | |
| NIGGA GO WORK 1 SHIFT AND FLIP IT",shitpost | |
| "A lot of idiots saying “BTC is ATH but sentiment is low?” | |
| Sentiment is low among a niche subset of CT. | |
| AKA degenerate gamblers who lost 90% of their wealth aping shitters and hold only memecoins. | |
| This is the most euphoric PA in crypto HISTORY. | |
| Shit, I wouldn’t be too happy if I lost all my money buying rugpulls before this parabolic move.",shitpost | |
| "If you haven’t made millions yet in this bull market | |
| You should hurry up | |
| Time is running out | |
| You have 1-2 months to make it or try again next bullrun",shitpost | |
| "A lot of copers in this comment section. | |
| I am not saying the bullrun is over in 2 months. | |
| 90% of all major gains are made in the first 20% of a cycle. | |
| Do not lash out at me and understand this. | |
| If you do not make it this time, try again next time.",shitpost | |
| "Me and my wife! | |
| Im watching her get cucked later by 3 hung black men. | |
| I have all my favorite bracelets and rings on! | |
| I also have a manbun and alot of people think im gay but in reality im just a cuck!",shitpost | |
| "I dont give a fuck what you say | |
| @weremeow | |
| is a real chigger. | |
| Cancelling the airdrop is worse than him dropping the HARD R as an Asian man. | |
| Trust me.",shitpost | |
| "This is so gay ahahhaha | |
| ""he said a bad word! Make it go to zero!"" | |
| This tweet reeks of low test jesus christ hahahhahaha",shitpost | |
| "Nigga cancelling the $jup airdrop and spewing the HARD R on the timeline | |
| Based?",shitpost | |
| "A lot of you will be seen as disappointments from your family in 20 years when they find out you were in crypto in its infancy. | |
| You will be ostracized as a retard for not taking advantage and making generational wealth. | |
| This is the gold rush but digital. | |
| Make it count.",shitpost | |
| "Who wants to get rattled today? | |
| Hoes, blacks, fat niggas all can get it",shitpost | |
| "Goodnight. | |
| Don’t go to sleep if you’re broke. | |
| You deserve to sleep you broke fuck. | |
| Sleep is for the rich who have made it.",shitpost | |