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Recent CT tweets by:

- [ ] Kook
- [ ] Mezoteric
- [ ] Altcoin Gordon
- [ ] Alex Becker
- [ ] Ansem
- [ ] Pumpfun
- [ ] Cozy
- [ ] Jakey

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+"finally got the bet in
+
+polymarket is the only place you can bet with reasonable size on this fight
+
+good luck to both fighters and thanks for giving us the superbowl of crypto fight nights!!!!!",shitpost
+"it's impossible to bet on this bitboy fight
+
+i have tried 4 different casinos now
+
+they all have max bets of 2 sol or less
+
+why can't we bet on this?????? what a joke",shitpost
+"funny that it was ombs behind the hawk tuah rug
+
+not surprised, these guys are stuck in poverty assets no one will buy, ever
+
+and now btc broke $100K and is running
+
+watch out for increased crime from these guys, it's coming",shitpost
+"if bitcoin hit $100K
+
+it will hit $1MM",shitpost
+thanks for the 100 bands y'all,shitpost
+"wow solcasino is gay asf max bet $84!?!?!?! is head office in mumbai????!??!!???
+
+does anyone know a real betting site for adult men that are not poor???????",shitpost
+"if you got rugged by the hawk tuah girl
+
+you are retarded and you should leave crypto",shitpost
+bye bye gensler,shitpost
+"coinbase has really impressed me, man
+
+its like they have a real team of actually informed crypto people making business decisions in the best interests of shareholders or something
+
+vs binance approach of having a bunch of dirty middle management scammers listing their cousins insider scams and vampire attacks on real memes
+
+will be interesting to see which approach works out better in the long term
+
+i'm kind of a coinbase maxi now",shitpost
+"coinbase making binance look like a bootleg chinese scam shop right now 😂😂
+
+man you absolutely love to see it
+
+clean up crypto
+
+list real memes
+
+not insider scams
+
+binance you deserve to lose
+
+the people love coinbase",shitpost
+the last thing you see as your muradfolio gets liquidated,shitpost
+the united states government is shilling chillguy 😂,shitpost
+solana is the king of the cycle,shitpost
+france is now taxing bitcoin unrealized gains,shitpost
+"if you listened to murad, you are poor and have missed every major narrative of the meme supercycle
+
+if you listened to kook, you are rich and about to get a lot richer
+
+funny that",shitpost
+"meme analysis and terminology is changing
+
+cult 👎👎👎🤢🤮
+
+mindshare 👍👍👍👍👍🤩🤩",shitpost
+"i really want to invest in spacex
+
+arkvx seems like the easiest way, albiet indirect..... but only available to americans 😫😖
+
+gay burgers get all the most based opps",shitpost
+"murad was wrong
+
+kook was right",shitpost
+"think about it
+
+you want new shoes - and there are only 2 shoe stores in town
+
+one sells all types of shoes (chinese owned) and one sells mostly dress shoes
+
+you heard about new jordan shoes coming out, you really want them
+
+the chinese shoe store keeps stocking weird knockoff shoes and brands you've never heard of, but sometimes they do get the popular shoes, maybe they'll get the jordans
+
+the other shoe store only sells dress shoes but they have gotten popular shoes before.... been a while tho and it's rare
+
+one day you're walking by the dress shoe place and BAM they have the jordans in the window
+
+the chinese shoe store probably has to start carrying what people want to buy or they start losing a lot of business
+
+do you understand???????",shitpost
+clone x just rugged..... now???!??!? wtf 😂,shitpost
+"omg your favorite kol is a jeet with a mushroom cut and a unibrow
+
+ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
+
+oh my god
+
+ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
+
+ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
+
+that whole crew is goofies 😹😹😹😹😹",shitpost
+"something i really respect about ansem
+
+the fact he's putting himself in these crypto fights
+
+taking on a massive challenge - and let's be clear, a 100% solo challenge
+
+you and you alone in that ring
+
+bro does not need the money, have asked myself many times why he does these fights
+
+it's gotta be just for the sense of personal accomplishment or the challenge
+
+99.9% of people will never get in a boxing ring
+
+they will just yap from the couch
+
+but my guy is really doing it, and now more than once, so it's not just a one-time experiment
+
+looking forward to the fight friday
+
+props ansem, no matter what your motivations are, 
+
+win or lose, you have my respect",shitpost
+there are very few ordinals worth owning 📐👼,shitpost
+"oRdInAlS aRe PuMpInG' 😹😹😹😹😹😹
+
+ser ur still down 98% from ath",shitpost
+"bitcoin was the first thing created in human history that you could truly own
+
+also the only thing you can own that you can take with you when you die
+
+very very important
+
+think about it",shitpost
+i learned way too much about cock cages today,shitpost
+"It’s time to step away.  
+
+After years in the trenches, grinding through the chaos of memecoins and crypto, I can finally say: I’m done.  
+
+This space has been a wild ride—unpredictable highs, gut-wrenching lows, sleepless nights staring at charts, and enough adrenaline to last me a lifetime. 
+
+But somehow, it all paid off. 
+
+Through a mix of calculated risks, timing, and some pure dumb luck, I’ve managed to turn this madness into $15,000.
+
+To most, it’s just a number. 
+
+To me, it’s freedom. 
+
+Freedom to walk away, to spend more time with family, to explore passions I’ve put on hold, and to finally stop grinding 24/7. 
+
+I’m not claiming to be smarter than anyone else here—I just played the game, stayed disciplined, and was fortunate enough to come out on top.  
+
+This isn’t some “flex.” It’s a reminder that if you stay consistent, keep learning, and have a little faith in yourself, it can happen.
+
+To the grinders still in the trenches, I see you. 
+
+Keep hustling. 
+
+But for me, it’s time to close this chapter and move on.  
+
+To the moon? Nah. I’m already home.",shitpost
+meow rugged jupuary.... was his plan all along,shitpost
+when is the metamask airdrop?????,shitpost
+my comments are filled with indians pretending to be ai agents,shitpost
+"funny that hyperliquid drops and gives early users the best reward in crypto history
+
+at the same time jupiter rugs their airdrop and scams the community that gave them their success in the first place
+
+one of these protocols has heavy VC backing and one has none
+
+do you get it??",shitpost
+ai agent larp is the future,shitpost
+the ai agents of the 2024 bull run *call center full of indian scammers*,shitpost
+satoshi was right,shitpost
+"we're chill guys, we know this ends in up-only",shitpost
+eating paracetamol in the shower,shitpost
+"murad's latest list is hilarious
+
+all he cares about is supply controlled coins with no holder growth 😂
+
+aka the cabal rugs paying him
+
+same rugs like giga still at the top
+
+bro you can leave now you went 0/10 pls save yourself at least some embarassment 🙄",shitpost
+there will never be another nft szn,shitpost
+eth trading like vitalik grew a dick,shitpost
+" would rather be an astronomer than click buttons all day
+
+but there's no money in astronomy
+
+so here we are",shitpost
+"will we be able to move to mars within the next 50 years????
+
+i really want to go",shitpost
+"shout out to wiz
+
+me and him are similar in this way and not many in our position are
+
+all i want to see is the bois winning
+
+i'm already good; now i help the team",shitpost
+"been offline for a bit
+
+but i heard some disturbing things about pump fun just now
+
+they're gonna shut it down",shitpost
+"major memes down
+
+i'm just holding
+
+aths are not in
+
+moo deng will still go the highest fyi",shitpost
+"if you can get $1.1MM usd, you are in the top 1% globally",shitpost
+"how much bitcoin do you need to own today.....
+
+to stay in the top 1% of global wealth forever??????",shitpost
+seeing some utility tokens catch bids along with alts....,shitpost
+"most people exposed to any form of crypto usually get a lucky win, then go big and get rugged
+
+then they leave crypto forever
+
+some of them come back to buy the top next cycle
+
+but most never come back
+
+some small percentage of the first group is mentally ill enough to stay in crypto and get punished for years before making it
+
+which one are you???????",shitpost
+"with sol in price discovery imo the trenches will be tougher
+
+people want to protect their sol
+
+launches will have a hard time
+
+but major memes will rebound as people look to outperform sol
+
+gamble in the trenches but size appropriately
+
+protect your sol
+
+it's going a lot higher",shitpost
+"everyone super bullish on eth all of a sudden
+
+interesting",shitpost
+Nigga makes Murad look bearish 💀💀💀,shitpost
+"The guy that paid 10,000 Bitcoin for 2 pizzas would have officially been a billionaire today",shitpost
+"Wow.
+
+Leaked TG messages between 
+@HalieyWelchX
+ and Sahil the Indian show that Sahil was behind it all.
+
+Crazy.",shitpost
+100K DOLLARS MY NIGGAS,shitpost
+"THIS GUY dumped 1.4 million dollars worth of MOODENG for Hawk Ruggah coin and lost it all. Swapped back entire back to 46k …
+Months of patience building stack gone in 15 mins. 
+
+TALK TUAH",shitpost
+"Declaring bankruptcy in the hood is selling your PS5. 
+
+Declaring bankruptcy in memecoins is pulling up Sol Incinerator to get extra sol",shitpost
+"Getting called a shit trader by people with 4-5 figures always makes me laugh.
+
+Peanut gallery.",shitpost
+"Love reading the comments on this trying to tell me how to trade and what not.
+
+Peanut gallery in full effect.",shitpost
+"That stupid ass oily hippo just burned 2.6% of my entire portfolio 
+
+-280 sol 
+
+Fuck off",shitpost
+"$HYPE: oh you opened a $50 leverage trade once on our platform? here you go, a free $5m airdrop! 
+
+ $ME: your allocation is 13 $ME ($35). Download our wallet, sacrifice your first born, and climb Mt Everest to claim.",shitpost
+"Let me get this straight.
+
+I need to import my wallet into a shittier UI and wallet to claim a shit airdrop for $me
+
+Holy shit there is a reason Magic Eden will die just like Opensea.
+
+Why the fuck do I need to do that LMFAOOOO",shitpost
+"LMFAO
+
+$me just dropped the ball HARD.
+
+Im not even gonna check or claim this airdrop after seeing everyones claim amount.
+
+Why are you making it this difficult to CHECK your tokens?
+
+Fuck off.",shitpost
+"i saw the sec report, it's real",shitpost
+"Whats funny is this isnt even wrong
+
+There is an investigation on him right now
+
+Just read the SEC report lol
+
+$giga is propped up HARD",shitpost
+"Nigga Murad is so happy one token on his list is actually not just dying
+
+Every other one is down 70% 
+
+$Giga gets listed and its up 15% and niggas talking crazy saying itll go 100B
+
+LMFAOOOO",shitpost
+"I’ll just be the one to say it.
+
+None of these Ai Agents are funny.
+
+These will have a biblical crash.
+
+@dolos_diary
+ uses insults and diction of a middle schooler.
+
+@truth_terminal
+ isn’t even remotely funny. Just cringe tweets about sex and sometimes gay stuff.
+
+If there was no monetary value tied to these, these accounts would have 5 followers max.",shitpost
+"If you took the entire population of Nigeria and put them in Sweden and then put the entire population of Sweden into Nigeria
+
+In 50 years, Sweden will be a wasteland full of Nigerians and Nigeria will be a developed civilization.
+
+This isnt a geographical problem, it is a race problem.
+
+Think about this.",shitpost
+Why the fuck did my dad text me this?,shitpost
+"Never tell people youre broke.
+
+This also means do not RT giveaways.
+
+Have some fucking shame.
+
+You are also scaring the hoes away if they know youre broke.",shitpost
+"Nigga thats why that country is so underdeveloped
+
+Lazy fucks",shitpost
+"God damn nigga youre broke
+
+Please get a fucking job
+
+You only have $30?",shitpost
+Did a small investment this morning on the Solana blockchain.,shitpost
+"This nigga wishes he was Kim Jong Un so bad 
+
+💀💀💀💀💀",shitpost
+"Murad list = burning money
+
+remember this for next time
+
+$SPX (ETH)  -51%
+$michi -66%
+$APU -48%
+$SPX (SOL) -58%
+#HARAMBE -78%
+
+the list goes on",shitpost
+"Wow
+
+@ch6n9
+ what happened? 
+
+I guess buying a coin that’s made by a literal mentally ill patient wasn’t the best idea ever
+
+Total rug by a totally insane person.",shitpost
+"1 Million USD is enough to retire.
+
+If you still work 40 hours a week until 65.
+
+And still have 3 passive income streams. 
+
+💀💀💀💀",shitpost
+"Milady derivative going to zero
+
+Shocker.",shitpost
+"Called one of my asian buddies this morning after hearing the news about South Korea.
+
+Forgot he was in North Korea, not south.
+
+Hes good, they don’t have those problems in the North",shitpost
+"I’m not your regular millionaire in crypto.
+
+I’ve hit 15+ coins with 6 figures profits.
+
+I am not a one hit wonder.
+
+I have actual skill unlike those who hit a single 7 fig trade to make it.",shitpost
+"This post is to say:
+
+1. There is plenty of people who have made more (myself included) that practice responsible risk management
+
+2. Do not hold majority of your portfolio in memecoins. You will roundtrip your profits. All of it.",shitpost
+"The single mother who abandoned her child wont let you fuck lil bro 
+
+She’s mentally ill and if you worship her you need to get serious help.
+
+Her token is down 90% during the bull market. 
+
+I am always right.",shitpost
+"Friendly reminder to not screenshot and flex your portfolio everyday.
+
+Her portfolio is down to a measly 120k after flexing it MULTIPLE times on the timeline.
+
+I guess showing your breasts and acting mentally ill doesn’t get you gains.
+
+Once this cretin is wiped out and all gains are roundtripped, I will sleep peacefully.",shitpost
+"On chain liquidity for memes is getting dangerously low
+
+Other coins must go down for others to go up
+
+Doesn’t look too good.",shitpost
+Game of hot potato for solana memecoins on chain.,shitpost
+"Took this girl to dinner and paid 6 solana for this dinner and the sex afterwards.
+
+Worth it?",shitpost
+"That flash crash to 118 was crazy wtf
+
+The seller acquired 2 million solana for an average of $1.2 each
+
+Full stacked 2 BILLION Solana in one clip.
+
+Wow.",shitpost
+"If you chase $xrp memecoins
+
+You are going to lose it all 
+
+💀💀💀💀💀",shitpost
+"WOW.
+
+If you invested $10,000 in $XRP on January 1st 2018
+
+Today you’d still have $10,000.",shitpost
+"What’s happening?
+
+Murad told me it’s a memecoin super cycle and holders will be rewarded.
+
+Now i’m down 60% and can’t afford rent.
+
+WTF?!?!?",shitpost
+"Every retard saying they can flip it to 1k 
+
+WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU DO THAT
+
+NIGGA GO WORK 1 SHIFT AND FLIP IT",shitpost
+"A lot of idiots saying “BTC is ATH but sentiment is low?”
+
+Sentiment is low among a niche subset of CT.
+
+AKA degenerate gamblers who lost 90% of their wealth aping shitters and hold only memecoins.
+
+This is the most euphoric PA in crypto HISTORY. 
+
+Shit, I wouldn’t be too happy if I lost all my money buying rugpulls before this parabolic move.",shitpost
+"If you haven’t made millions yet in this bull market
+
+You should hurry up
+
+Time is running out
+
+You have 1-2 months to make it or try again next bullrun",shitpost
+"A lot of copers in this comment section.
+
+I am not saying the bullrun is over in 2 months.
+
+90% of all major gains are made in the first 20% of a cycle.
+
+Do not lash out at me and understand this.
+
+If you do not make it this time, try again next time.",shitpost
+"Me and my wife!
+
+Im watching her get cucked later by 3 hung black men. 
+
+I have all my favorite bracelets and rings on!
+
+I also have a manbun and alot of people think im gay but in reality im just a cuck!",shitpost
+"I dont give a fuck what you say
+
+@weremeow
+ is a real chigger.
+
+Cancelling the airdrop is worse than him dropping the HARD R as an Asian man.
+
+Trust me.",shitpost
+"This is so gay ahahhaha
+
+""he said a bad word! Make it go to zero!""
+
+This tweet reeks of low test jesus christ hahahhahaha",shitpost
+"Nigga cancelling the $jup airdrop and spewing the HARD R on the timeline
+
+Based?",shitpost
+"A lot of you will be seen as disappointments from your family in 20 years when they find out you were in crypto in its infancy.
+
+You will be ostracized as a retard for not taking advantage and making generational wealth.
+
+This is the gold rush but digital.
+
+Make it count.",shitpost
+"Who wants to get rattled today?
+
+Hoes, blacks, fat niggas all can get it",shitpost
+"Goodnight.
+
+Don’t go to sleep if you’re broke.
+
+You deserve to sleep you broke fuck. 
+
+Sleep is for the rich who have made it.",shitpost
+"I think I’ve just found the next 100X 😳🤯
+
+Just doing some more research to make sure 📝 🧐",shitpost
+"I’m hearing that Blackrock are LOADING UP on ETH right now.
+
+It’s only a matter of time before it explodes, they can’t surprise the price forever, especially with this amount of demand.
+
+Will be bullish for all utility projects. 
+
+Connecting the dots?",shitpost
+Me after closing my XRP short,shitpost
+"I don’t claim to be a genius (even though my IQ proves that I am)
+
+I don’t claim to be an expert (even though my track record proves that I am)
+
+I’m just a guy who has a lot of experience in the markets and likes to help people make money 💰 
+
+Got it?",shitpost
+"The time is coming for Utility coins and AI projects to take centre stage IMO.
+
+There are some fantastic projects out there right now with HUGE potential.
+
+I will try my best to find them for you.
+
+Sound good?",shitpost
+Where can I short $RLUSD? 🤔🩸🩸,shitpost
+"When I talk, the market listens.
+
+Simple as that.",shitpost
+"GM ☕️ 
+
+Bitcoin at $100k
+
+ETH ready so smash $4k
+
+XRP COLLAPSING 🩸 
+
+Life is good 😎",shitpost
+"Show me the charts, I’ll show you the news.
+
+Got it?",shitpost
+Still holding by the way 😉,shitpost
+"The Hawk Tuah girl launched her meme coin a few hours ago.
+
+Members of the team made off with $2M while the investors lost EVERYTHING.
+
+I don’t think she did this intentionally, just believed in the wrong people who ‘advised’ her.
+
+Be careful who you listen to.",shitpost
+Vitalik on his way to dump more ETH because it’s approaching $4k,shitpost
+"One of my Quants just got a new set up.
+
+Does he have enough screens?",shitpost
+Counting the profit from my short while XRP holders tell me I was stupid to bet against it,shitpost
+There will be signs,shitpost
+Would you like to bet on that?,shitpost
+"Elon Musk Just called El Salvador’s Bitcoin strategic reserve “impressive”
+
+Microsoft want another meeting with Saylor to discuss a bitcoin reserve.
+
+No mentions of XRP yet.
+
+Are you connecting the dots?",shitpost
+"If you’re not on the inside, you’re on the outside.
+
+Are you connecting the dots?",shitpost
+"XRP is COLLAPSING 🩸 
+
+I tried to warn you.
+
+Did you listen?",shitpost
+"I always recommend having at least $250k in stables ready for dips.
+
+Sometimes you feel FOMO like you’re not exposed enough.
+
+But the peace of mind is invaluable.",shitpost
+"2035: ""Mom, why is our family so rich ? "" 
+
+""Because dad shorted XRP at $2.89”",shitpost
+"My Solana memes are starting to wake up 👀
+
+What’s the next meme coin to 100x? 🤔",shitpost
+"If Hunter Biden had invested $872,000 in XRP instead of blowing it on hookers in 2018, he would have $872,000 today",shitpost
+"“Not right now babe, XRP is pumping”",shitpost
+"I’ve just been told by my inside sources that there is a HUGE move coming to the crypto market THIS WEEK.
+
+They haven’t confirmed if it’s up or down yet, so be careful with leverage ",shitpost
+My ancestors watching me risk my entire networth on meme coins,shitpost
+"You all know I bought:
+
+XRP at $0.17
+ETH at $69
+SOL at $4
+
+But I also called the EXACT top on XRP at $2.90
+
+And the top on BTC at $99k
+
+If you want to get rich in 2025 all you have to do is follow me.
+
+Understood?",shitpost
+Michael Saylor- “Bitcoin is going to surge through the roof. It's going to surge to $180k then crash to $140k”,shitpost
+"An expert in Fox business said that “Bitcoin, Pepe, Chillguy and Solanaare all very good investments” 
+
+Top signals are everywhere 👀",shitpost
+They won’t trap me.,shitpost
+"“You don’t use a stop loss when trading?!”
+
+No.
+
+I don’t wear socks in the bath.
+
+I don’t wear a condom when I make love.
+
+Protection is for the WEAK.
+
+I am STRONG.
+
+Do you understand?",shitpost
+"No hard feelings, kids.
+
+It’s just business.
+
+Thanks for the cheese 🧀 💰",shitpost
+Do you understand?,shitpost
+"No room for emotions in the market, kids.
+
+There’s a reason I have a 97% success rate.
+
+I have no bias, I see the next obvious big move in either direction and ride it.
+
+Do you understand?",shitpost
+"“Thanks for selling, another retail out😉”",shitpost
+"Hearing from some of my friends on Wall Street that whales are DESPERATE to send $XRP to $3.10 because they want to liquidate me. 
+
+Let’s see what they can do 👀",shitpost
+"Our next big liquidation  tomorrow, next week or next year?",shitpost
+"The bull run is here.
+
+Time to lock in.
+
+Take what is yours.
+
+You are in control.",shitpost
+Your first time on PumpFun,shitpost
+Life when Solana hits $1k,shitpost
+"Price targets for end of 2025 
+
+BTC $105k
+ETH $8,500
+ADA $47
+LINK $96
+SOL $814
+ETHEREUM $9,250
+XRP $27
+
+What do you think, too high or too low? 🧐",shitpost
+"Wow, just over heard a conversation at my local coffee shop.
+
+The CEOs of the top two banks in Europe are having a meeting and discussing blockchain, they seem to think that next year banks will start using Niggolas cage to settle international transactions 😳",shitpost
+$95k BTC last month vs $95k BTC now,shitpost
+Energy 😎,shitpost
+"XRP flipped SOL and everybody is freaking out.
+
+Just wait until ETH flips Bitcoin 😎💰",shitpost
+You taking this bet? 🤔 *Elon Musk to impregnate Tiffany Fong in 2024?*,shitpost
+My crypto whales group chat is WILD,shitpost
+Crypto bros with their GF after the bull run,shitpost
+"Every time Saylor has tweeted this chart so far, he has bought more bitcoin the following day 👀",shitpost
+Working out how many percent my meme coin has to go up for me to have a million dollars of it,shitpost
+"At this point in time if someone needs you to ""explain Bitcoin to them"" why it's legit
+
+The only response is to just laugh at them.
+
+The world has moved on without them.  It's not our problem they don't get it, its theirs.",shitpost
+"Blackrock has been buying insane amounts of ETH off market.
+
+Just like they did Bitcoin.
+
+And just like Bitcoin this won’t immediately affect the price.
+
+It will soon tho. Eth is going to rocket in the same way.",shitpost
+"Prob your last chance to get AI and gaming coins before they are at ""HAHA FOOK U, U WAIT TO LONG"" prices.",shitpost
+"Alt season. TIME TO LOCK IN.
+
+And by LOCK IN I mean sit at your computer for hours swapping between Twitter, coinmarket cap and your metamask bags.
+
+LOCK IN. This is where we earn it!",shitpost
+"Thats right ETH PAMMMPP
+
+PAAAAMP you retard incest baby of a project...
+
+PAMMPPPPPPPPPPPP.....",shitpost
+"I'm absolutely disgusted by ETH.
+
+I want nothing to do with it.
+
+I have no idea why anyone would ever buy it. I want it replaced.
+
+Thus its probably about to pump hard AF. Nearly guaranteed. Watch.",shitpost
+"See like clockwork
+
+Everytime",shitpost
+"The McRib is back. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib. 
+
+Not financial advice.",shitpost
+"I just got BANNED off Youtube for get this...posting adult content...
+
+All I did was post a video covering my AVAX and Super gains this morning...
+
+When I appealed the admin said ""Dude you can't post vids of bears being fucked by big green dildos..kids use this site!""....FASCISM",shitpost
+lol the coins looks bullish,shitpost
+"All estimates are just guesses.
+
+If the coin runs to 9 fig a cipher allocation is likely worth multiple 6 figures and these 100 worth 5 figures.
+
+These are just general guesses not guarantees.",shitpost
+"If that was the top I don't even want my gains.
+
+Send it all to zero and call me back when you can actually get me to climax crypto.
+
+$550k per bitcoin or I dont even know you",shitpost
+"Real out of character talk : The REAL thing to focus on right now...THAT IS HARD..
+
+Is not this run. It's where crypto will be in 2030+.
+
+Establishing here NOW and locking in deeply to stay long term and BUILD in crypto is one of the smartest things anyone can do.
+
+Like being in finance RIGHT when wall street was first starting.
+
+This give you a chance to be at the ground floor or build the next banks/funds/businesses of an entire new asset class.
+
+Flip and fock about. But the real way to make it here like always is long term planning/participation.",shitpost
+"You just saw XRP put up 100 bil market cap in a day and you don’t think we are going to 200k+?
+
+You absolute tampon of a man.",shitpost
+"If you think holding during the bear gave you a mental disorder...
+
+Just you wait you wait for the full blown T-Rex aids your about experience holding when your WAY up through bull dips...
+
+This is where the men and the white guys for harris are seperated.",shitpost
+"I fomoed
+
+Punks are about to fooking send.",shitpost
+"ETH has not hit all time high. AI coins have JUST returned to their bear market highs. 90% of alts are not even close to their ATHs.
+
+Bear market PTSD is apparent despite every metric pointing to UP. 
+
+It's gonna cause many to sell way to damn early.",shitpost
+"There is too much liquidity, but too few AI coins
+
+Conclusion = parabolic charts everywhere.
+
+The AI prophecy is real.",shitpost
+"It’s not time to celebrate.
+
+You likely won’t be able to make big money so easily in crypto or any financial market ever again.
+
+Fight like these are the last dollars you will ever make in your life. Lock in.",shitpost
+"Meme season went on 6 months longer and went higher than anyone expected.
+
+Ai season will do the same except there are far fewer coins for liquidity to be spread across.
+
+Like a laser focused meme season. They JUST got back to ATHs, if you think they stop here your a silly goose.",shitpost
+"It’s blatantly obvious Binance and big exchanges are gonna start listing AI coins.
+
+This will create the same nuclear pumps we saw in memes.
+
+All you have to do is hold, do nothing and rub your nips in glee as the gains come in.",shitpost
+"Gentlemen. I think we can all agree. The prices demand it.
+
+It’s time. Show dem gurls.",shitpost
+"Oooooooweeeeee
+
+Pamp pamp pamp
+
+Ooooooo kawai face kekeke ooooo up up
+
+(This is financial advice)",shitpost
+"You must realize...
+
+This pump your seeing in AI is
+A) Not even at all time highs yet
+B) Not even underway till eth ATH
+
+This hasn't even started yet.",shitpost
+"Damn gaming coins are fucking moving. I almost feel underexposed.
+
+All of the golden sigma ALPHA PAPI KOLs 2023 prophecies are coming due.
+
+I almost envy the privilege you have being able to follow me.",shitpost
+"AI is 1000% the short term utility play.
+
+I strongly thing NFTs and gaming is the longer out but just as big play come late q1/q2 2025.
+
+The big brain move atm is into those, but I still think its early in ai.",shitpost
+"For thanksgiving I sat on the couch eating steak and starting/watching all of Dandandan in a single sitting.
+
+That anime is fucking incredible. You should give it a go.",shitpost
+"America is about to become the hot bed for crypto and AI innovation.
+
+An absolutely unleashed raging bull.
+
+You will never have a chance to create wealth like the next 6 months in your life in crypto AND tech/software. 
+
+Be insatiable. Don't aim for lambo. Aim for jet.",shitpost
+"Frankly looks like the entirety of alt/utility season is gonna go into AI related coins.
+
+I frankly feel bad for sideliners at this point.",shitpost
+"Most years I travel in December. I call it fuck it month.
+
+I have canceled all plans this year.
+
+Every minute counts the next 3 months. Pump gasoline into your veins and lock in.",shitpost
+"People will get just as drunk and culty with alt coins/utility coins.
+
+Except the liquidity will be focused on much much few coins.
+
+Drunk psychotic mega pumps.",shitpost
+"If you think me telling you AI coins are going to pump super hard for the last year was annoying….
+
+Just wait for the part where I tell you “I told you so” all next year.
+
+Insufferable I will be.",shitpost
+Got damn we are are about to get biblically rich. Doing nothing. Kekekeke.,shitpost
+Non-crypto natives will use crypto without even realizing it's working under the hood. That's what mainstream adoption looks like,shitpost
+"I feel something brewing. Alts are about to wake up. 
+
+4 years of mental disorder about to turn into mental euphoric orgasm.",shitpost
+"This prophecy I made is still in play.
+
+To early to declare myself completely right.
+
+But I’m basically always right and smarter than everyone so you can pretty much bet your kids college fund on it.",shitpost
+"Big moves in all alts are coming.
+
+You are going to have to earn it tho.
+
+Don't be a punk ass bitch here.",shitpost
+"Sigh…
+
+As the leader of crypto I suppose it’s my duty to remind you that that probably wasn’t the top and also absolutely no one on CT has any clue what’s going to happen.
+
+Go pop an Xanax and watch a pump fun snuff stream n relax.",shitpost
+"Look guys I know that might of been the top but...
+
+At least we will get to watch Cardano go back to zero and chuckle again.",shitpost
+"Well crypto hasn’t pumped in like 72 hours
+
+This is fucking stupid and retarded and I hate all of you.
+
+Ass",shitpost
+"The markets have not priced in the deregulation coming 
+
+Lower taxes
+Less red tape
+Cheaper energy
+AI making our lives better
+Government led by our best 
+
+The future is here, and it's beautiful",shitpost
+"That alt move we just saw wasn’t a pump.
+
+It was money moving in early preparing for the pump.
+
+The pump is coming. Put on a diaper and don’t leave your computer.",shitpost
+"HOLY SH...
+
+I TOLD YOU THE SITUATION.
+
+THEY ARE TELLING ALL THE HOT COINS WE HAVE AIDS AND VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP NOW!!!
+
+DO YOU WANT ZERO?!?! SOME FIX THIS",shitpost
+Golden. Fucking. God. Of. Crypto.,shitpost
+"Feels like one of those weekends where your networth pops up 40-60%
+
+Don-cha-think?",shitpost
+Geeeeeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmaaannnnnnnnyyyy,shitpost
+"Avax and Cardano are just getting started. I expect all the boomer L1s to run it back to their ATH 2x over. 
+
+Alt. Season. Vintage. Boomer.",shitpost
+Told you.,shitpost
+"Smaller mid caps in AI will run after these.
+
+It’s written. ",shitpost
+Dear Haters,shitpost
+Mods asleep. Post Prologue Jingtao.,shitpost
+sounds crazy,shitpost
+i dont have the energy to shout at you mfs to buy things anymore,shitpost
+WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,shitpost
+every day bitcoin is over $100k & solana is not over $1k is a massive market mispricing,shitpost
+I try to not celebrate about price but we deserve it,shitpost
+I actually cooked,shitpost
+AM NOW BUYING ALL SHILLS IN MY X REPLIES NO MATTER WHAT,shitpost
+Wish i could bet too. Bitboy ez wins.,shitpost
+"Good friend told me he was underperforming, and this was my advice to him
+
+TL full of euphoria but we dont see the losers tbh, so hope this advice helps anyone struggling",shitpost
+bro what the fuck,shitpost
+"$SOL... literally couldnt be a more bullish long term chart...when it breaks higher, its going to ACCELERATE.",shitpost
+ngl lowkey might have to pop a bottle tn,shitpost
+"It's very validating to see Bitcoin reach an ATH of $100k despite all the craziness and crisis the space has been through.
+
+2017 Bitcoin fork war
+2018 ICO bubble burst and bear market 
+2020 March crash where Bitcoin retested 3k level again
+2022 industry carnage and bear market
+2023 endless supply of dormant Bitcoin from Govt and Mt Gox, hostile SEC
+
+There is no second best industry to be in.",shitpost
+bitcoin hit $100k & niggas just start doin anything lmao,shitpost
+One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.,shitpost
+"You should prepare for moving your crypto startup to the US.  The lawyers will still carve a pound of flesh out of your startup, but once the rules are clear the upside is unbounded.  US is the largest unified free market economy in the world.",shitpost
+EveRYoNe wiLL sTop UsiNg ThEm aFTer thE AirDRoP,shitpost
+"Saylor is now up $18,165,000,000 on his Bitcoin position",shitpost
+"Pretty funny how bad Liz Warren lost. 
+
+Biden lost. Kamala lost. Trump won. 
+
+Dems lost the senate. 
+
+Sherrod Brown lost. 
+
+Elon talking about deleting her pet project the CFPB. 
+
+And Bitcoin just hit $100k. 
+
+She lost. We won. Gghf",shitpost
+"Job’s not finished.
+
+$1,000,000 BTC next.",shitpost
+WEALTHY BY CHRISTMAS,shitpost
+$0.1M for one Bitcoin is CHEAP,shitpost
+fuck a patek how many bitcoins you got,shitpost
+Okay now double everything,shitpost
+I bought this shit to buy drugs in college now it’s going to be bought by governments what the fuck 😂,shitpost
+RETARDED AND RIGHT,shitpost
+we all intuitively believed this to be true for a long time but it's pretty surreal seeing everyone else finally agree,shitpost
+Powell shilling our bags. Welcome to the new world.,shitpost
+That’s why narcissistic people thrive in crypto tbh. Lacking empathy is a disorder and the ones without them tend to be the most lucrative.,shitpost
+you just gotta look at the facts and the data,shitpost
+all you need in this life of sin is some bands and a very affectionate woman,shitpost
+if youre in dubai pullup tm at noon,shitpost
+lord fishnu is back on main boys $SCF,shitpost
+I really don’t understand why insider trading is bad like it’s just teamwork why is it illegal,shitpost
+only in crypto,shitpost
+"simply own the top 5 coins outside of Bitcoin before the market realizes they are the top 5 coins, simple",shitpost
+"Mental disorders are a feature, not a bug. Don't waste them. Explore them and exploit them, you are luckier than you realize when your brain does not conform to regular social norms. Mental disorders built greatness. Embrace the divergence, for it is a gift, not a curse.",shitpost
+"people are inhibited by their inability to envision future realities that don't align with their current view of present day
+
+& the people who are able to keep an open enough mind to consider all possibilities are usually the best investors",shitpost
+somebody get my man a hat,shitpost
+"hit sol luna avax & axie last cycle
+
+sol this cycle
+
+my main question for trade setups in 2025 is what the equivalent L1 & AI trades are - think they are the most likely ones that you can 10x on size during alt seasons (which just started btw)",shitpost
+bro paid by who? ,shitpost
+CALLING ALL CABAL MEMBERS ACROSS THE GLOBE TO GET THIS ETF PASSED AT LIGHTNING SPEED,shitpost
+looks good send it,shitpost
+My mom can finally buy the mog coin,shitpost
+do not try to short a parabolic alt ever,shitpost
+kek,shitpost
+anybody want to help me figure out what the equivalent of this is looking forward to 2025?,shitpost
+goated tbh,shitpost
+"You can tell who's retarded by those who want $XRP to dump
+
+This is the best thing that's ever happened to our bags in a long time. 
+
+The floodgates are opening to 100x on a bunch of our coins.",shitpost
+I keep my circle close,shitpost
+"Alexa, define locking in:",shitpost
+it's a dog eat dog world ,shitpost
+"its called locking in, you wouldn't get it",shitpost
+good morning (to everyone except moo deng holders),shitpost
+and they said that pump funs can't get listed on Coinbase 🥱,shitpost
+me wondering if im even early anymore,shitpost
+Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good,shitpost
+my portfolio is black friday coded (everything is cheaper),shitpost
+they hate us cus they anus,shitpost
+"fries in the bag, grandma",shitpost
+pysching myself up for thanksgiving... no crashout this time 🤞🏻,shitpost
+every time smh,shitpost
+surely murad will save us (???),shitpost
+supercycle (paused),shitpost
+"Shoutout to,
+
+@phantom
+ 
+@JupiterExchange
+ 
+@moonpay
+ 
+@pumpdotfun
+ 
+
+For being a core reason in breaking the barrier of retail to SOLANA.",shitpost
+"live streaming on pump fun is getting bigger by the day! here are 4 easy ideas you can try out as a new creator on pump fun 👇
+1) share fun moments with friends
+2) breaking and entering dressed as santa
+3) show off your *personality*
+4) saying ""somebody clip that"" 100,000 times",shitpost
+I walked so they could run 😌,shitpost
+never goon.,shitpost
+you're saying all the right things,shitpost
+u should go live on bitcoin and bitcoin cash and ethereum and dogecoin and solana and pump fun and every project their is to SOLVE PROOF OF WORK and END INFLATION and FEED THE CHILDREN,shitpost
+Missing your fearless KOL,shitpost
+pump fun is the new crypto silk road,shitpost
+got rugged by a 12 year old then realised it doesn't matter because I'm just a chill guy,shitpost
+we pvp'd for a whole year only for retail to use us as exit liquidity,shitpost
+how's trading going today honey?,shitpost
+you just know that the mfers that are printing the hardest from these shitcoins failed math in school,shitpost
+he really gave us as much time as possible to load up on memes before the golden bull run,shitpost
+memecoin supercycle (real),shitpost
+the music never stops when you're having fun,shitpost
+"if there's one area where ethereum beats us, it's this",shitpost
+shoutout to the believers,shitpost
+we've come so far,shitpost
+"this is just a pullback, the golden bull run will resume shortly",shitpost
+cherish these moments,shitpost
+"me selling on side wallets after telling my friends that ""this is the one""",shitpost
+profit is profit,shitpost
+"jarvis, post the CA's I scanned but didn't buy",shitpost
+what stage of the cycle is this?,shitpost
+ANY BEARS?,shitpost
+intern is ready for both scenarios,shitpost
+KOLs praying they get away with it for 4 more years,shitpost
+My life is in danger.,shitpost
+"you have been invited to both cabals, but you can only pick one
+
+who you picking?",shitpost
+what have you guys done?,shitpost
+Peanut’s owner watching crypto bros profiting off of his best friend being put down,shitpost
+catch me at the function (I wasn't invited),shitpost
+men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting,shitpost
+if you need me tomorrow this is where you'll find me,shitpost
+exquisite technology,shitpost
+we up,shitpost
+"While spent like this last year speculating on different time frames and prices for the crypto top 
+
+I don’t plan on trying to sell the top 
+
+In fact I don’t even plan on selling close to the top 
+
+Most try to do the most end up with nothing 
+
+This time they won’t get me",shitpost
+"Biggest bags now besides SOL 
+
+DOGE PEPE BONK 
+
+Next leg up on higher cap memes incoming 
+
+Easiest money ever",shitpost
+"It’s almost show time for Solana 
+
+🙏",shitpost
+"After getting fooled by the fake Mitch yesterday 
+
+I am pretty sure this one is the real Mitch now 
+@1solinfeb
+ 
+
+😂😂😂",shitpost
+He knows,shitpost
+"Good morning 
+
+100k bitcoin 
+
+Anyone surprised? 😂",shitpost
+"Man I thought that was the real Mitch then he said 
+
+Cozy buy chill guy 
+
+That’s when I knew it wasn’t him",shitpost
+I never post chart but,shitpost
+"If you just bought the top on Dino coins before the rotation to memes AI and Defi coins 
+
+I cannot help you 
+
+Game is game",shitpost
+Magic Eden airdrop will be one of the biggest airdrops in crypto history,shitpost
+"Already max longed on that dip 
+
+It’s rare to get dips like this at this point 
+
+We taking every chance we get",shitpost
+"Lmao they just ran everyone’s stops
+
+This bounce gonna be crazyyy",shitpost
+"I was done for the day but 
+
+Free money is free money 
+
+6 minute trade this time",shitpost
+Who even lives in France anyway 😂,shitpost
+"XRP going up might be one of the only real influxes of money from retail we have seen this cycle
+
+Tens of billions added to crypto in a couple days surely some rotated from other bags
+
+But also a lot of new money flowing in as XRP is number 1 retail
+
+If you know what this means..",shitpost
+"Good morning 
+
+Time to get rich",shitpost
+I saw in a dream around 5 days ago Bitcoin 100k by today (Monday),shitpost
+"Don’t ever let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife.
+
+Game is game",shitpost
+"I HAVE ENTERED INTO MY BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR. THINGS ARE ALIGNING IN MY FAVOR. DOORS ARE OPENING FOR ME. I ATTRACT GRACE, PEACE, AND WEALTH. I AM DIVINELY PROTECTED BY GOD.",shitpost
+"Crypto is a bunch of losers bro 
+
+I saw people judging and throwing hate and anger in the comments at the JUP CEO for dropping the n word tweet 
+
+While at the same time knowing for a fact they are dropping the n word in telegram chats
+
+Losers is all I have to say truly",shitpost
+Xrp acting like it's on murads spreadsheet,shitpost
+I shoulda bought more smh,shitpost
+"Not bad 
+
+Higher 
+
+$1B first target",shitpost
+"Bought the next 20x AI coin
+
+Will I tell you which coin? 
+
+Absolutely not 
+
+Will I make half a million on it minimum 
+
+Absolutely yes",shitpost
+"Mfers be like 
+
+Ye when I make x amount of money I’ll quit
+
+Brother 
+
+Ever seen a good player quit? 
+
+Ronaldo is almost 40 and he still wants to play 
+
+The best in the game never quit 
+
+Just upgrade your life and jump to other ventures at the same time
+
+Quitting is for pussies",shitpost
+"I was living during the night mostly
+
+Now I changed and living normally
+
+But I am always tired
+
+If I drink coffee in the morning I’ll still be tired at like 6/7pm already
+
+If I drink alcohol even more tired
+
+What’s the trick to waking up at like 7am and have energy till midnight",shitpost
+"PEPE is the easiest trade in my life 
+
+The chosen meme
+
+We boutta print millions on this next leg",shitpost
+We are about to be very rich,shitpost
+Send it to $100M ,shitpost
+Game is game,shitpost
+It’s almost time,shitpost
+"It’s about to get good 
+
+All in",shitpost
+"Always funny to see most of average traders getting scared in moments like this 
+
+It’s only funny because 95% of them can only make money in these conditions 
+
+Yet when they come they stay in disbelief 
+
+That’s how they end up broke trying to make the bag after conditions change",shitpost
+"People making 6 7 figures on airdrops and mfers are bearish lol 
+
+100k coming sooner than you deciding your gender 
+
+Gay fucking bears",shitpost
+It gets easier,shitpost
+"It’s still crazy that people ignored this 
+
+This is like a month ago 
+
+Whales accumulated like 10% of circulating bitcoin supply during the summer 
+
+Yet people were calling for 40k 
+
+In that moment it became obvious we would trade 100k+ at any time",shitpost
+"Man these exchanges need to stop holding people’s money and locking accounts
+
+This used to be very common in the beginning but now it’s just stupid 
+
+Some of these apps ask for more documents than the government and the IRS
+
+Like who tf are you lol",shitpost
+"Nah
+
+This is criminal at this point 
+
+Every pump some co founder selling millions lmao",shitpost
+SOLANA.,shitpost
+SOLANA CHRISTMAS ONCHAIN.,shitpost
+I dont like Miami.,shitpost
+"Ansem vs bitboy 
+
+Is like the Mcgregor vs Mayweather of crypto lol.",shitpost
+"If binance listed RETARDIO right now. 
+
+They take the lead by a mile LOL.",shitpost
+"We were right
+
+No luck, just belief.",shitpost
+"BTC 100k.
+
+Higher.",shitpost
+SOL TO $1000,shitpost
+"Im a huge fan 
+@HalieyWelchX
+ 
+
+I just purchased your crypto currency coin.
+
+It was my children’s college funding, I know thats maybe a dumb move on my part but I trust you will do great things for this crypto.",shitpost
+96 fucking percent held in 10 wallets is menacing work lol.,shitpost
+Lol why didnt she just launch the OF?,shitpost
+yo @Cobratate whats your thoughts on this btw,shitpost
+"I walk around with no pants on,
+
+To show mfers who really the hardest.",shitpost
+Are AI coins like the metaverse in 2021?,shitpost
+"Memecoin supercycle
+
+During crime season.",shitpost
+"Binance playing the long game
+
+While coinbase lists on the daily.
+
+Someone tell CZ its crime season, its all good",shitpost
+XRP memecoins died faster than the TRON ones.,shitpost
+"I used MINT FUNDs to fund my lifestyle of Lamborghinis, Gucci tracksuits, multiple rolexs and big sports bets. 
+
+Ofc I also spent alot of money on my clear gambling problem. 
+
+Thank you.",shitpost
+"yo @brian_armstrong a few others your missing while you are at it. 
+
+$NUB
+$MUMU
+$RETARDIO
+$MOTHER 
+
+this a good start if you wanna continue to dog walk binance.",shitpost
+Binance getting dogwalked atm by coinbase.,shitpost
+coinbase is not fucking around LOL.,shitpost
+AI coins are a phase.,shitpost
+I think its about time $POPCAT gets the listings it deserves….,shitpost
+SOLANA jpegs.,shitpost
+"Holy shit
+
+I just checked my memes and a few of them bounced hard.
+
+MEMECOIN SUPERCYCLE.",shitpost
+"24 hours no vape.
+
+Just tried nicotine gum.
+
+I feel sick.",shitpost
+"This is bullshit, i just pissed my pants at this burrito place
+
+And the uber is still 10 mins away
+
+Anybody been in this situation before?",shitpost
+SOLANA is the new internet.,shitpost
+"Time to take down NASA!
+
+@TheMajorFrog",shitpost
+"Something in 10 mins...
+
+its sick....",shitpost
+sol ai next leg down,shitpost
+"IN THE TRENCHES, GOING THRU WITHDRAWALS",shitpost
+COINBASE MOGS 🫵😹,shitpost
+WE DIDN’T GET LUCKY.,shitpost
+$1000,shitpost
+SOLANA is the new wallstreet.,shitpost
+"SOL ETF 
+
+Next is the dog ETF.",shitpost
+"I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TJIS TIME TO APOLOGIZE….
+
+TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.
+
+SOLANA.",shitpost
+Matter of time before we see $CHILLGUY on coinbase….,shitpost
+Retardio.,shitpost
+Might be time to run back the selfies lol,shitpost
+"5 hour flight. 
+
+I need to make 100 SOL 
+
+Help.",shitpost
+"1k likes and I actually quit the vape this time.
+
+Im forreal.",shitpost
+I will be the prime minister of Canada within the next 20 years.,shitpost
+"A BEAR MARKET?!???
+
+You are sick in the head.",shitpost
+Buy my fucking coins,shitpost
+"I am not buying new AI coins.
+
+Will bid the top ones on discount.",shitpost
+"Normiefolio
+
+$CHILLGUY
+$PNUT
+$MOODENG
+
+If you dont think CHILLGUY doesnt get listed on cb or binance, you are wrong. 
+
+I DONT HOLD ANY.",shitpost
+"I’m gonna punch 
+@SolJakey
+ in the face at art Basel when I see him
+
+(He said he will pay me 5 SOL for this)",shitpost
+my broski is down $200k in last 30 days and he is still trading lol,shitpost
+"I BELIEVE
+
+I BELIEVE
+
+I BELIEVE
+
+I BELIEVE",shitpost
+"N THE TRENCHES, IM BROKE",shitpost
+My NFT's are outperforming my memecoins right now.,shitpost
+"Jakey wealth advisors presents:
+
+The CATFOLIO.
+
+Its $CAT szn.",shitpost
+I will make it all back by getting tattoo's.,shitpost
+"A memecoin has surpassed USDT marketcap. 
+
+Let that sink in. 
+
+memecoin supercycle commence.",shitpost
+"coinbase lists the moodeng
+
+RTFKT closes shop 
+
+2B silk road BTC transfered to coinbase 
+
+XRP up 30 percent
+
+down multiple 6 figures
+
+its not even 1pm yet.",shitpost
+Why shouldn't I fullport the ugly hippo right now?,shitpost
+"Im trynna get in the studio with 
+@0xzerebro
+ 
+
+How much for a feature?",shitpost
+Memecoin bottom.,shitpost
+"Holy fuck,
+
+Even my mom asked me 
+
+“do you invest in XRP?”",shitpost