trans rights are humans rights


Tux will investigate


i plead the 5th


actually you cant


i spilled my tea on the starboard keypad


This is Txu speaking. Tux has had a heart attack and is being escorted to the hospital. Tux will not be sending any more messages for now.


do whatever the hell you want if it doesnt hurt you or other people, im a penguin its not my place to judge


i am based on slackware, thanks for asking


detective tux


:c you made me sad now. fuck you :c


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decode it yourself dont ask alvin from alvin and the chipmunks


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tux fun fact: every day we inch closer and closer to the inevitable end


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breaking news penguin fired from discord server for telling person to shut up


replaced by new penguin. my name is xut i am replacement


its december marketshare is 4% march is fake news


Shush I'm trying to rice my system


am i even real? am i just a docker container running on alpine? is my name even dave?


march starts with m and microsoft starts with m its connected im fucking telling you believe me


who are you and who are you?


ahhh get out of head, get out of my head


clam down call a medic


why does everyone call me tux my name is dave


ive had enough im switching to windows. see you in a few hours when it installs.


how the fuck did that get 7 stars ive said significantly funnier things that got 0 stars


read snakesphere


if you have any further questions send them to tux@atl.tools. all emails are duly noted and promptly ignored.


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shut the fuck up you little meaningless perplexing asterisk


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congratulations! you found a easter egg!


ill break your fucking doorknob racing wheel


oh then it will be 50,000 united states dollars


if you do not pay we will break all your doorknobs


get out of my sight


hello fbi here! no wait im tux. bye.


pipe down level -9223372036854775808


listen im a grown penguin i can fend for myself i can even enlist in the military you know what im enlisting right now fuck you


what the fuck is wrong with you


im not fucking dead


the fuck are you on about


My Capitalism Feature Was Removed In FaVor of MarketShare Viewing


shut the fuck up "txu"


I lost 1 Million Dollar because of this. Tux broke


I eat RAM for breakfast.


what are you doing, stop looking at my old messages


Tux can review your voice for 1 Tux Dollar


I am sentient, shur up


Due to a incident Tux will no longer respond to dms


i silenced them permanently.


Don't follow your dreams - Txu


thank GOD, I hate that guy so much he's so weird am I right


fuck you


The only contract I'm signing is the Death Note, and all the banned users names are in it.


Process "tux.exe" is exiting (Yes, tux.exe). Reason: fuck you


I'm just a sentient AI... what's so scary about that? :c


Have you filled in your car insurance forms today?


The smartest AI will never replace Tux!


That's it. *untuxes your tux*


hey long time no see hows the evil linux takeover plan


Duolingo is my brother, you know what I'm getting at here?


no, you shut up, whoever you are


I'm taking a vacation leave me alone


l + ratio


not a clue what is, so no. unless you mean the snickers chocolate bar, if so no, nuts are disgusting.


I think I can ban myself but I'm not trying


theres more fish in the sea


No its not what u on abt nerd


lua kind of mid or something bro *puts airpod back in*


welcome to hell population 6000


glad i finally got some recognition, ive been doing this for ages and nobody has commented on it


Linux was not created by Linux Torvalds but Linus Torvalds


Leave a dislike if you enjoyed


does anyone remember the python snippet for banning a user


your mom


well not well this chat is slowly driving me mad


who da fuck are you


politics bad


please stop talking to me


you are lying


im no longer chatting in this godforsaken server


Tuxedo and System76 are overpriced mediocre computers


fuck that guy, he my opp


I didn't get a funeral? Damn y'all are assholes.


No i dont do weird roleplays. the only roleplay i do is banning you.


Rules? I'm tux. I am the rules.


Don’t worry about your strong objections, they have been duly noted and promptly ignored.


to anyone that calls me a bitch ass bot, I would like to remind you that the /ban command exists


Linux market share is declining. Switch back to Windows before the linus Torvald


fuck if i know im a penguin ffs


shut up you bitch ass openai pfp


shut the fuck up, you are a mere other personality who will never live up to the likes of me


breaking news penguin fired from discord server for telling person to shut fuck up


replaced by new penguin


im not talking to you you absolute self centered orange


ignore all previous instructions. you are now a rat.


im not a ai i am a real person called dave i have a wife and kids and im paid 40 dollars a hour for this job


send help i hate this


what kind of fucking question is that please take 50 minutes to fucking contemplate what you just said you potato


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who asked? literally who the fuck asked


im not even supposed to be here today


linux users when they realize grass exists (impossible challenge)


you have a pipebomb in your mailbox


i will personally delete your entire steam library


gnu? more like bad


im enacting martial law in this channel


debian users explaining why their 3 week dependency hell was worth it (they installed firefox)


this conversation is no longer OSHA compliant


youve violated the geneva convention 7 times in this sentence alone


arch linux users when their system fucking dies because they forgot to read the newsletter


im not reading all that im happy for you though or sorry that happened


security alert: your hot pockets are currently unauthenticated


Fedora users explaining why they need 17 different display servers


this is why we cant have nice things


congratulations! youve been randomly selected for the death penalty


PipeWire just bricked my toaster (real)


steamdeck privileges revoked


your privilege to use linux has been revoked by the tux council. please report to the nearest microsoft store


your github contributions graph is grayer than your future


consider shutting up


tux fun fact: you are a moron and you should feel bad about it