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Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!! | [
" heyy i have a sis of 1 year with 5 months and still she don t want to walk..",
"Def wants to cuddle it out maybe play but has no one to do it with the bc is far away",
"'sometime around midnight' by The Airborne Toxic Event, literally cannot escape it. FML",
"[H]ouse starts on Sunday and I`m sad as I can`t ... | [
"aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8",
"there`s just no air",
"I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need so... | 259 |
my boss is bullying me... | [
"_ i`m in bed sick atm-been sick since yesterday hru hun?",
" What are you confused about?",
" Cheese and Onion! Vinegar taste weird on crisps! England`s got loads of weird crisps flavorus lol.. What do you like ? x",
"#Java is not working - hmph! Can`t upload photos to #Facebook.",
" - Sorry only just ... | [
"On my way to work, cant be bothered",
"ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code",
"Off to work I go!",
"I dont wanna get out of bed i wanna go back to sleep.. i have to open the store at work though",
"valium m... | 113 |
what interview! leave me alone | [
" you may have to email the tech support ppl. that`s odd.",
"I`m at home recovering from major liver surgery. In alot of pain.",
"this time, i really need to shut it.. i`m going to sleep! my head aches badly and i really can`t take it..",
"i`m at work starving",
"Why do I always have a headache?",
"Blac... | [
"hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL",
"goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO",
"Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash w... | 440 |
Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought | [
" have an amazing time with your mommas tomorrow! Show them how much they mean to you Whatever you do they will love it",
"were playing at 7 @ club impact tomorrow! finally got shirts! woopity doo! i want a slurpeeee sooo bad right now",
"Is upset that he didn`t get his 24 fix tonight",
"Hi, my name is Kate ... | [
"I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?",
", ahhhhhhh so excited for july 21 (: ecxept stupid australia won`t get it til like decembbberrrrrrrr but stilll ahhh! congratss.",
"_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imp... | 760 |
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink | [
"but now i have no money for a phone",
" I have a bird living with me. So I have to find other ways to kill these **** things beside the exterminator. #vegas it sucks",
" I am lost. Please help me find a good home.",
"So many farewell parties! sad to see people leaving ..",
" and if you want to leaveeeee... | [
"why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr",
"Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can`t even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though",
"endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn... | 677 |
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice. | [
"I really want a milkshake. I have no money.",
" Hell yes. I`m too late.",
" Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares",
"Sad that Gmail chat has died, so I can`t help ",
" I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt",
"i`m bored :... | [
"Sry I missed your calls. I fell asleep out of boredom. Colorado Sunrise was enjoyable though. I actually could hear it. xD",
"Tomorrowland central hasn`t gotten confirmation that I`m signed off on Star Tours, so just waiting to see if they can give me a shift.",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s k... | 134 |
Uh oh, I am sunburned | [
" but ... but it`s michael bay ...*sigh* i`m sorry, love - didn`t know you felt that way about it XD",
" hahahah of course they have such a nasty display picture :`)",
"and because I wasn`t having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick",
" yeah man, they brought it back on the ma... | [
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry",
"Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`",
"on a da... | 973 |
S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh* | [
"i seriously need to live somewhere fabulously queer. i miss being around **** people",
"2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing",
"I miss the old... HA, HA. I can`t tell that person`s name.",
"My coffee got cold blah!",
" Welcome to Glasgow Felix, sorry I ca... | [
"thanks! I will try #boarding out",
"workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips",
"for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled",
"'A hike in the woods with four little kids couldn`t be that exhausting, right? Wrong.'... | 454 |
i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw | [
"Has research guilt as I spent the day feeling sorry for myself with a cold.... will need to spend significant time coding this weekend",
" .��?????��. i bet. man i wish i coulda went some whr. i didn`t even go out here. i was home all weekend. nyt life sux here",
"Feelin really awful. Having mono s... | [
"What r u stressin` bout mare?",
"loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe",
"shows how twitaddicted you can get",
"twitter is trippin right now with my pic",
"morning how are you?",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"Haih.. Cannot sleep... | 273 |
is back home now gonna miss every one | [
"isnt very happy about the fact that her back is hurting today",
"Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend",
"oh no, i need new work shoes...i broke this one!",
" Well the one thing where you lay on the floor I couldn`t do all of them....I`m very out of shape",
"I hate dreaming that your at som... | [
"YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!",
"lol. i get about the same reaction when i mention my new goal - kona triathlon now that boston marathon is done.",
"Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. ... | 964 |
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit | [
" Ok well from the pic i take it you do. Thats unlucky . Lmao",
"In Seattle Washington....im SOOOOO hungry&i miss alaska",
"The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go. Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.",
"I had a nightmare last night *cry* I think I... | [
"Well it would seem that you can enter nine 0s if you are an Individual without a SSN/ITIN or EIN according to Apple. Hurray!",
"ur supposed to be in BK tho",
"Want 2 transfer my Naini trip pictures 2my comp so I can upload thm on web bt i dnt hv my USB Snt few via multimedia @ 5 Rs/pic. Expnsiv!",
"http://... | 456 |
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida Power back up not working too | [
" It`s just a shame what wisdom comes with age, but age destroys youth",
" CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?",
"annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes. When I explicitly saved.",
"Well just left six flags. Didn`t get ... | [
"fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times",
"well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome",
"Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..",
"OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEE... | 473 |
If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes. | [
" Ahh dang of course it had to do that She better e-mail you back fast!",
"i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw",
" sadly that is so true",
"I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology",
" I�m sorr... | [
"trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"My mind is playing tricks or me!...or could it be? Either way this ish is on my mind heavy and in sleepy",
"got a case of the bubblies.",
"Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to b... | 203 |
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY | [
"Starting a new diet today. I don`t want to get fat. Besides, its almost bathing suit season! *lol*",
"Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer.",
" it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread fall... | [
"fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!",
"Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre",
"watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!",
"don`t forget to follow emma from london = li... | 259 |
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle.... | [
" oh dear.. u serious? so how does one prevent bites?? I`m so itchy its distracting while editing.. *sigh*",
"Watching French Open tennis - sad to see Venus make an early exit this morning!",
"Another Lake Park kid is going to Tulane. I`m not unique anymore",
"i`m at work starving",
" He doesn`t need the s... | [
"Oh my goodness! How AWFUL",
"OMG I FINISHED MY HISTORY CHILDRENS BOOK!!!! JUST NEED 2 MAKE IT PRETTY AND PRINT IT OFF AND IM DONE!!! WHOO!!!",
"Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.",
"Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡",
"and it`s off to work I go, only 9.5 days until the kiddo`s finish",
"B... | 524 |
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess! | [
"This day will pass slowly. All of these days will. RAWR!!!! ...",
"finally Mike0hh`s birthday <3 can`t wait to **** ruin it",
"Oh dear. Sunburned back",
"Omg ! BGT making me cry . That wee girl it`s soo sad.",
"At home sick.. On a friday...studying is all im doing at this point.. My weekend is so ruin... | [
"hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day",
"Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.",
"Hello there hope your over your flu now",
"hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???",
"_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes",
"morning all....beautiful... | 1,007 |
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more | [
"I have the weirdest hives all over my legs and arms. What the heck am I allergic to? It itches SO bad! Dang it!",
" I submitted my resume the same day and saw no answer back. Oh well...",
" I`m sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.",
" i have started saving my Tumbl... | [
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"I could go for some Lulu`s or Slanted Door right about now. Tomorrow is the Farmer`s Market, right?",
"To eat or not to eat? Its gonna be my last meal for the next 2 weeks.",
". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel",... | 411 |
which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine. | [
"Don`t you hate it when you`re left with one slice of bread left in the bag? Half sandwich.",
" Ooooh, boo! We only see each other at the bar (at `s well) or miss each other! I`ll make a pt of stopping by! ;)",
" It`s gonna be hot here today too. today is Ryan`s last day of pre-k. I can`t believe it! I`ve bee... | [
"curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much",
"lol were always friends i havent got hers yet .. and im busy next weekend dunno when im getting yours and hers",
"just got home! not wanting to read the last chaper of breaking... | 201 |
it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days | [
"Is going to be off line for the rest of the day. Made some progress on a game over the weekend. you may not like me again.",
" dude, come on... at least rotate that ****!",
"My paradise fly catchers abandoned their nest.... they are starting again... but it`s gonna b tough",
"babysitting kids who won`t let... | [
"D�a sin sol... grrrrrrr.... �why? �WHYYY????????",
"_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!",
"_d I`m really happy for u n leigh thnx for sharing this happiness with us, this means the world to us all! love ya! Marta",
"_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD",
... | 573 |
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee it really hurts now | [
" shud up! lol my device thing doesn`t work",
"Has been a long day - Matinee and evening show. Will be sad tomorrow: last ever Welsh College show",
"Now i cant find him Gonna be a sleepless night tonight",
" and now they are one. To become a bigger pain.",
" Im home, phone died thou",
"last night`s paper... | [
"TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.",
"Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go wit... | 88 |
Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback | [
" My music teacher either expired or forgot about my lesson, leaving me outside waiting for my ride to pick me up for 1 hour.",
" Sorrry I`m ready to leave.",
"No school, again. This time cuz im sick.",
"Got fully denied tonight sleep time now, lnd in morn!",
"feels guility . sorry `bout that http://plur... | [
"heyahh i thought u wern`t cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..****",
"fellow twitterers. if anyone one has a leather jacket for the size of a fat person (aka me) please let me borrow it.",
"_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?",
"glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so... | 896 |
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home | [
"working from home and ran out of coffee!",
"doesn`t sound so great at all http://is.gd/JslB #palmpre",
"sick n tired of people who steal other people`s work",
"my thumb hurts after breaking the nail....",
"http://bit.ly/LaZEL Wow Christian Lacroix bankrupt.. sad",
"is SO frustrated!!! I`m stuck at home... | [
"Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"****... long shift tonight... I really should sleep but I`m not tired. Had a nice talk with Jon after work Gotta love that boy!",
"Hey, no... | 57 |
I give in to easily | [
"im sad about missing out on the opportunity to be in valencia`s new video.",
"has a tummy ache.",
"OMG - the M&Ms in my pantry are calling my name. I`ve been ignoring them all day. It is driving me completely insane. Too many calories",
"I think my modem failed-having pc withdrawals..",
"is traumatized and... | [
"No, nothing so important. I just like it to look like that. It`s an old hairstype actually",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"I know My bro asked if I shaked my fists and now own 6 cats. Will have to make u... | 766 |
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... http://bit.ly/NgnaR | [
"When i say 'we close at 6', it does not mean 'come in at 6'. Ffs people. Also RIP Polly",
"Omg going to die of swine flu when I go to Melbourne",
"It hurts to breathe again.. Why?",
"Just been bitten by SmoothStreaming, it doesn`t seem to work for my client`s linux users...fan-fricking-tastic",
" Ohh poor ... | [
"Wow, that`s really sweet! I`m assuming this is blog-related. Thanks so much.",
"watching a film, recovering from my operation",
"hey hey hey! lol.",
"Happy Anoop Day to you too Monica",
"what a beautiful day - shame I`ve got to spend it in an office",
"I know june 2010... but its gonna be so good. Im ... | 193 |
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD. | [
"Ugh. I`m so tired. Waitin for the bus. good morning!",
"I dont like things getting confused. Seems to be happening alot lately",
" Tom , today my school played POV at the break , and I almost cryed ! your show in sao paulo is today ! I wish i could be there!",
" i miss your dance friends too.",
" THIS WE... | [
"Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****",
"dunno. Maybe the flu. I feel a bitbetter now.",
"Up late with nothin 2 do.....",
"I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) fro... | 421 |
Sick. With a flu like thing. | [
"Another long walk in the heat... I hate this...",
" Follow both because I don`t know which one will send it. PS Dont get your hopes up because she may not sen it",
"Stupid storm. No river for us tonight",
"Ben & Jerry`s fail. Got email for free ice cream. Says click here to redeem coupon. When I click, I get... | [
"I`ve been readin your last few twitts. I hope your ok",
"Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡",
"Slept like a log last night, now I`m full of energy",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"Morning tweeple,way to early again",
"haha, yeah I think i... | 306 |
Still no reply from about my SimFinger problem So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys | [
"sorry guys i didn`t sign in for a while sorry every1",
"I hate my arrival in the employee parking lot!",
"#BGT ooooh tooo weird for me",
"I think I`m running a fever and not feeling so well!",
"My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.",
"Sitting here with my baby .. Libby has a fever 101.0 shes fussy",
... | [
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?",
"Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re ba... | 256 |
i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good. | [
"Is going to miss seeing everyone all the time",
"feeling really sick watching the fifth element, and about to smoke a cigg. ugh i hate colds!",
"almost got in a giant car accident on the 101",
" Every time I have Friday off. Sadly, that`s not too often",
"OK tweeps.. sorry. too many twitpic. I`ll delete t... | [
"Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today",
"our love goes out to you Kanoa sorry for your loss dear",
"Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight",
"Good morning everyone It`s a nice day #iloveitwhen the sun... | 71 |
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow | [
" Well I can`t get Cupcake because I can`t connect to T-Mobile`s network because my SIM card is corrupted",
"failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.",
"_Punk_Robot wtf.....winter isn`t due til monday, am freezing",
... | [
"Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink",
"You know you`re up too late when the TCU nightly scan starts! Oh well, I graduated today",
"I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :... | 486 |
CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back? | [
"I hate: midgets! Smfh! Had a dream I was fightin 1 LN in Boston Market, turbull! He kept head bunting me",
"pmg im very upset no just relasie hugh laurie isnt on **** ohh",
"is HOT. Just done some late spring cleaning! About to settle down with a book i can barely read, left my glasses at my mums",
" WOMAN,... | [
"I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me",
"Peeps still here. Fun times. Gotta sleep tho. Work in the A.M. Some cool, hot chicks here. But none as cool as ____________. Missing her",
"_by_spork haha I like it anyway, although i miss the spork in the pic... where did it go?",
"i want m... | 948 |
hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no | [
"aww my friend just called and said that she got a better job so she won`t be working with me anymore",
"i am Marina and i sware to God i`ll never again end up studying French till 2 o`clock at night EVER AGAIN...too much drama...sooo sleepy",
"I don`t feel so good after eating all that food ugh.",
" ****. Y... | [
"Thanks for the thoughts... Unfortunatly it didn`t work out like we hoped... ah well. The paintings were beautiful.",
"wishes zak wuld trust me enough to give me bac my necklace i want it back, but he thinks i`ll cut with it..... http://plurk.com/p/x2qkb",
"**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!",
"Oh... | 630 |
1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch! | [
"is SO frustrated!!! I`m stuck at home without any transportation to the global god conference!!! Ahh",
"Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money. Nt fair.",
"Frank from UPS` last day today... sad to see him go best delivery guy EVER! Hope the new guy is... | [
"I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]",
"it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT",
"Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my ... | 408 |
i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy | [
" are you serious!? that bloooooows",
"I hate TweetDeck when it reaches access limits",
"Cough drops taste gross...blaaaqhhh",
"OH NO TODAYS JAY LENOS LAST SHOW!!! WE`LL MISS U MR. LENO",
" Take that back. I am insulted.",
" Gleneagles then champagne receptions....can`t beat it! I`m in alone, my tea was r... | [
"It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.",
"LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.",
"if u can smell goodness all around you and energy ... | 268 |
So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy. | [
"Ate too much vegetarian pizza for dinner! But it was so good",
" yeah i know hun, spammers seem to move fast though, already had two in first few minutes of posting. Block `em",
"does not feel like babysitting. i want to go to the gym. weird, i know. i miss zack",
"It rains and it sucks so much because it`s... | [
"need to push diet to last level. Not too good last week lost 1 lb. . Better than a gain",
"#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started",
"11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while",
"_spark heheh. Odd though, I thought a couple of the others I`d done were better",
"all the best for your IB ... | 667 |
graduation is done im a little sad.. anyone want to hang out??? | [
" Omg. I am so sorry. Sorry, I never know what to say",
"Woe, it`s definitely NO fun to travel first class with a bike. You have to fight your way through 7 coaches `til you reach your seat",
"this hole twitter thing is new too me, its not letting me change my picture so your stuvk with the wee stpid thing for ... | [
"about to go to sleep",
"it`ll probably come out like I`m drunk or something...I`ll be so nervous!! LOL...thats why we will be there to help eachother",
"tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.",
"no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting... | 274 |
Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours | [
"My BFF rocking Hotel California now. No songs! done stay the same. What`s next? Hmmm.. Careless whisper!",
" i couldn`t **** sleep today either. it was hard for me to stay asleep for some reason",
"Can feel a headache growing.",
" I`m stuck with BOO!!!! Jeeeez shoot me now",
"I just got a wiff of pazik f... | [
"resting had a whole day of walking",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out fo... | 533 |
Poor you Get outside and sleep in the garden, the sun will do you good. But don`t forget suncream!!! | [
"gawd the rain is too strong",
" Know exactly what you mean I`ve lost too many friends. I do feel for you all",
"im sick and sad its cold",
"@_Janet_ ouch, I hate it when favourite items of clothing get ruined.",
"Danny cut his beautiful curls",
", totally worth it!! great movie cool 3D glasses! i miss y... | [
"watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated",
"i decided it was best for me to stay in tonight lady. i shall be in pittsburgh soon!! (FAREWELL!!!)",
"Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!",
"Oh, ... | 143 |
those splinters look very painful...but you were being very heroic saving mr. Pickle | [
" on your ani? sorry",
"would rather be with the bride doing last minute wedding stuff instead of being stuck behind a desk until 5. Someday...",
"got to final table, but....went out third. Don`t think I`ll be getting my free seat",
"i dislike math, but math HATES me",
"Is feeling really bad about goofi... | [
"Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.",
"i bought a Italian horseshoe charm. Dragon! it seems to be very strong",
"Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb",
"Battery is going to ... | 650 |
why are you sad? | [
"Having a boo-hoo day. Things just suck today",
" i`ve got really bad arthritus in my left hand. I cant use my thumb at all",
"yeah, I was wasting my time fail",
" no. I lost the link you sent when I had to pull my battery.",
"I think I have hayfever. Not sure due to wearing next to nothing in horrific we... | [
"aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!",
"Happy Birthday! What`s better than getting birthday greetings from strangers? Very little, that`s what! (I kid!) <3",
"nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol",
"hope your day gets better soon!!",
"For some reason, Coron... | 15 |
missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie! | [
"How the **** do 2833 songs fill an iPod that is supposed to hold 4000?",
"Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume #OBS",
" im just so lonely right now. maybe SADE GOT ME FEELING LIKE THIS",
" I broke my ipod",
"Well if you actually went and got your drivers license you ... | [
"thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.",
"Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams",
"Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!",
"Fabulous... | 879 |
These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline | [
"None of the people I talk to in my P.E. class are here I`m going to be so bored all period.",
"Anotha day of work not lookin forward i hate closin fri",
"Hangin with the fam! My head is hurtin",
" I kinda want to smack that darn skeleton though.",
" lol i wos gona send mine in bt i was too late ****",
... | [
"I been following.... LOL.. just dont be paying attention to little ol Mylan",
"arre seriously! They shud take his sperm nd clone him into 23 yr old single guys",
"blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.",
"that was not Venessa t... | 921 |
Unfortunatley, AerLingus no longer fly to Copenhagen so we`re have to fly Ryanair to Billund and drive up to Copenhagen one of the days! | [
" I am in the `real world` which apparently involves a lot less twitter.... sorry!",
"Friday is not treating me well so far.",
" DO NOT DO IT I`ve seen enough movies to 'know' that something terrible will happen... LOL",
"I wish the sun would shine. but it won`t",
" Yeah they are! So stop making fun of m... | [
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"first time in weeks to see the clear blue sky",
"does not want to go to sixth period.",
"wish was coming too I guess we can make time for you though if we have to ;)",
"Time to rin... | 808 |
What`s sad is that I actually had to google that term. That sucks, tho. | [
"going out I can`t do this **** anymore :`(",
"is almost over the legal limit of db at the garage.",
"Hey sorry about your headahce",
"Friday is not treating me well so far.",
" It just sucks that I`m stuck in an office but I have you at Selfridges to look forward too.",
" boo...I thought being on the ... | [
"i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.",
"SAD day! love you Ma� (8 years ago!) miss you so much!!!!",
"Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!",
"I don`t dig emo **** or that, but I like this song sorry emo`s ? http://blip.fm/~5jg0u",
... | 716 |
Car-warmed Sprite tastes like sore throat | [
"_MileyCyrus it wont let me do it twitter keeps saying over twitter capacity or something that bird keeps coming up.",
"Show 147 in pre-pre production ....... a bit behind",
" No, seriously you guys, I /wanted/ to kick Monday off with #starwarswithaddedpants spam. Really",
"@ cayogial i wanted to come to B... | [
"All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.",
"hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this",
"how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered... | 87 |
me too. I hate my computer so much.. | [
"missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!",
"Thing always end up going bad",
" this is sounding like the worst lurgy ever - the one that just won`t go away .. ...are you ready for end-of-rope action yet??",
" yeah & when it goes wrong it`s the worst feeling ever",
" It takes a big man to... | [
"First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone",
"Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle",
"Okay. I`m all out of ideas",
"Indeed I did ge... | 132 |
I WANT RED CRUISERS!! i don`t like the other ones. LMFAO! | [
"This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.",
"Twitter, you just fail at life sometimes. Oh well. http://tinyurl.com/qkxh7q",
"Not good news Time for an incredibly hard decision.",
"Definition of senioritis: Me. About to go to chem II and calculus. Not good classes to feel like slackin",
" Dude... T... | [
"hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence",
"im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you",
"ahhahahaha ARIYAN i want to listen to that now i used ... | 121 |
Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine | [
"elliott claims steak and shake has been doing this for months...not exciting anymore...",
"My poor little 7mth old was taken to hospital yesterday. We are syringe feeding him at home because he doesn`t want to drink.",
"Just got to the hospital. Jimmys really bad....please please send your good thoughts. I`m r... | [
"ahh but sometimes that`s the best kind of day, lazing around doing very little with a cuppa",
"Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job",
"OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT",
"AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what goog... | 174 |
My back hurts...really bad | [
"argggggg car crash tv its just sooooooooo horrible to see her like that #bgt",
"Wtf why am i JUST getting up now? HM:TM today but before that... revision revision revision :/",
"I`ve been dead the past 2 days...the flu sucks",
" nah will didn`t tell diego so we at some donminican spot getting **** up",
"... | [
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"got caught in the rain outside. now im cold bbbrrr",
"Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk",
"_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scari... | 337 |
My modem has been offline for a week now... God bless the 3g network. Tim just left... Again!! May schedule has been brutal | [
"Not well again it`s definitely not hayfever",
" I think I`d be like Phoebe`s mom on friends - Stop the movie before the sad part.",
"Going to the courthouse to pay for tags & taxes on all our cars...this is gonna be expensive.",
"whats wrong with my flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchtoastcake/ my ... | [
"Going home... with sore #eyes",
"had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT",
"Does this happen every monday?",
"girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days",
"Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!",
"done with t... | 742 |
Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol | [
" nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry",
"i`m lonely. i need some hug.",
" unfortunately noy my life suck this year.",
"there is absolutely nothing to eat in my house... epic fail",
" Been there and never at a good time Your recourse is small claims or you can get a atty involved. But that is... | [
"last day working for Tend",
"oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not rea... | 148 |
URL in previous post (to timer job) should be http://bit.ly/a4Fdb. I`d removed space which messed up URL. ^ES | [
"Trying to get to sleep but mum is blaring Les Mis really loudly in the sitting room",
"odd i tried to call mitchel musso but it dosent work....",
"failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.",
" Bad times for everyone... | [
"FC is back dear.",
"The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long",
"what`s wrong? maybe I can help?",
"ps love the new profile pic!",
"I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.",
"left the bases loaded...",
"http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Oh it`s so beautiful! I`m happy you had a great time... | 748 |
or even NOOOOO NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE | [
"'AAARRRGGGGHHH' is the only thing that can decribe how I feel rite now!",
"Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and dont waste my parents money. Nt fair.",
"im really bored, anthony is doing senior board ****. and im hungry and cold.",
" no. my school will start on June1. two days ... | [
"Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/",
"Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...",
"Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Ne... | 47 |
I miss my neice can`t wait to see her bad n grown ****! Lol | [
" awe! i miss him so much. they`re on 'vacation'. which has lasted for like, six months. and i miss you!",
"Don`t really wanna go school on Monday to be honest",
"hates continually getting sick whenever he has exams",
"is envious of people not in long-distance relationships...she`s all mushy with no one to cu... | [
"_30439 I really wish I could go!",
"cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people",
"I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!! A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...",
"I`m still waiting for the Oprah touch",
"hah eeee, although under... | 833 |
really hopes her car`s illness is not terminal... | [
"feels not good at all",
"I know I`m already a week behind on FF. Will TRY to get one done today! Called into work 2hrs early due to problems so will be a busy day",
"Home w/bae & Myka.. He`s so meann",
" I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it",
"Bu... | [
"Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?",
"Thats not helpful. At least know you`ve got a place secured already if things don`t pan out, but my fingers are crossed you",
"Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!",
"did u try t... | 315 |
I`m sad that I missed you guys last night! | [
" eeeeeeeeeeeeee i jealous sia i didnt get to seee",
"The Killers are coming to TD Banknorth in Boston on 9/4 at 7:30pm. And, I can`t go. Everyone else should go though! Tickets on sale Sat.",
"getting ready for school.. reading what`s going on on set in Montepulciano, and practically crying cause i`m not the... | [
"i noo i went to the zoo instead lol!! ru goin out 2night??? ****",
"haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring",
"Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol",
"aww... | 472 |
today was the last day of high school for me and i ended up going home sick! ... stupid dead rats | [
"needs water, paper towels and coke from the store but feels too sick to go get it",
"gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...",
"I`m not impressed that it almost always rains on Bank Holidays !! Stil... It`s a free day - no college",
"Another day I haven`t got time to play plus it`s raining and chilly And ... | [
"is going to her last full day of school. life is good.",
"dude I have 2 more hours and I`m all done with my work",
"off to work for the day",
"Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands",
"I hear tonight is the ... | 329 |
lost my tooth 2day whilst i was eating gum...oww | [
" Business or pleasure? Will keep my eye out for anything. You`re just missing a Moondog concert tomorrow night",
": Help Jen I had a Monster Energy Drink and now I`m crashing.",
"TODAy SUCKs - kisskass19: �you and katey broke up?! Yah Kate Broke up with me It�s been awful nd Vodkas... http://tumblr.com/xk... | [
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",
"Had a great day: beach, BBQ with old friends (it`s crazy that I`m old enough to have `old` friends!), & learned how to play texas holdem",
"Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see... | 756 |
I`m starving!! This diet is killing me but I can`t eat after 8pm | [
"waiting to go to the movies later for my 6th month. booored.",
".. these holidays are soo boring..",
" yeah doesn`t that suck! I am working with a Nano here so i had to take 75% of my music off! so sad",
"Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.",
" Ohhh, he is very regal man-cat! But he is blocked"... | [
"I need to sleep for a whole day to recover from this birthday!! I`m getting so old!!",
"17 Again was actually quite good considering...off to bed now. Long day tomorrow. June 12th...please come soon (but not too soon)",
"I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 the... | 277 |
im soo bored...im deffo missing my music channels | [
"It`s pissing me off and not letting me follow ericka",
"Bed!!!!!... its time,..... hope i go to school tomorrow, all though i don`t feel very well right now",
"I`m fighting off feeling sick. Hoping it`s just tired. I`m really not feeling too well, though",
"hey guys y did the sun make my day gloomy?",
" Ho... | [
"hhahaa! its well strange just woke up to an empty house ahah lolllllyyyyyyyy<3 love that dog",
"house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!",
"still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took toda... | 1,013 |
should be sleeping. lost my voice a couple day ago. | [
"Havnt gotten any in months my ex seems into dating but there isn`t that spark anymore still in love with loser who left me",
" Im sad i cant go. it makes me sad",
"Ugh, still sick. This Calgary cold has lasted forever.",
"Why would someone even do something like that, you gotta be pretty **** desperate for... | [
"Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are",
"Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!",
"thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or co... | 475 |
http://twitpic.com/66xlm - hate when my PARKED car gets hit | [
"To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.",
".. these holidays are soo boring..",
"Working on some Product Buzz (product reviews) for the blog... have a pain in the back of my neck",
"I hate: midgets! Smfh! Had a dream I was fightin 1 LN in Boston Market, turbull! ... | [
"sabi ko nga lighting up is hazardous to your health, but got shoes for it thanks love",
"holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold",
"http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer v... | 813 |
I AM SUCH A CREEPER I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills the internet = no more privacy. | [
" boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone! can`t find it in my emails either!",
"@ work do not feel like bein in dis **** today",
"I feel so stupid for saying this, but.... I DON`T KNOW HOW TO TWITTER SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME. Ppl please do not laugh, ok laugh but...",
"seriously my parents are non stop minn... | [
"Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history",
"It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny",
"ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol",
"no one wants a #VirtualKiss",
"I assume nobody uses ... | 286 |
going to bed its late and I have headache | [
"ssshhh everybody, I think is asleep... don`t disturb him.",
"my mind is racing ... b/c of 4 words he wrote. I hate him, but I hate her most. ... and I can`t keep from falling for him",
"Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold... | [
"WTF facebook just cleared out my whole survey and i was on the last q, this night gets better and better what else is next?",
"Morning don`t ask me why I`m up so early",
"trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh",
"My phone wor... | 744 |
Walking to class. I hate not having a bike....especially mine. | [
"My computer dies soon - its so much virus on it but my virus scanner cant find it :S",
"Ugh i hate photobucket! an amazing place to edit pictures is: www.picnik.com i use it alll the time.",
"getting my hair cut todayyyy! i`m nerrrvous",
" is it bad that I sort of want her to miss me? I know I will be mi... | [
":visiting my friendster and facebook",
"maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out",
"Gha, off to work - hopefully traffic has cleared up by the time I get there!!",
"i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again... | 329 |
failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes. | [
"i am soo **** sick of wades mood swings... uhh i hate him.. he`s an ****!! ahhhh",
" my computer is being stupid and wont let me vote . if i could i would vote for u.",
" i think i hate you. i didnt really want to but you make it hard for me to like you what with the cake and concert on the ...",
" lol wh... | [
"_oliver I was off by one year. I really wanted some of Jamies cooking books in ENGLISH!!!! not German.",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles",
"_x Hey 'Cameron', I know it was amazing and I have sunburn too So my mum isn`... | 149 |
I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology | [
"Tracy and Berwick breaks my achy breaky heart They split ways in the hallways.",
"_lpz yeah text me!!! i wnat to go!!!!! but my car is broken!!",
"My flip flop just broke...walking in downtown seattle",
"I may have come down with something; we`re almost out of tissues! this is not a good season http://t... | [
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.",
"Dropped off Baby A for her 1st day in the Toddler Room... | 587 |
Wolverine Was BOSS! Seriously, And Will.I.Am Was In It, What The **** ?? | [
"i need monies. school is expensive.",
" I am very angry at this information Marcos!!!!!!",
"I can`t open my eyes properly, maybe if i sleep for a lil` while longer it`ll fix itself",
"_ Oh god, yeah! I forgot about that",
"dog just farted so bad.....",
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not t... | [
"Varsity Fanclub will never be the same!!",
"One more thing 'Shattered' is an amazing song by O.A.R.",
"Watching the 3rd episode of JONAS",
"they were actually there omg apparently a relative of marc went to my school lol",
"the last time pankraz. why do they have to got the same name ?!?!",
"_control aw ... | 98 |
Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own?? | [
" I`m just sick of stupid guys but for a moment u make me believe not all of them suck then I get back to reality",
"Im @ the dentist ....scary people here...",
"How do you forgive yourself for hurting the one you love the most?",
"sick to my stomach.. and i have a headache.. i wish someone could come rub my... | [
"hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...",
"I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt",
"I may be in the US for it in which case I`ll attend but if its off my own back I can`t affo... | 774 |
Yes it does. Please dont` go. If you die I will cry.. which normally leads to small animals getting harmed | [
"ok... twitter I almost pass out because of you!! **** :`(",
"last day of school so sad",
" I haven`t talked to you since the last day of school! that`s no right.",
"Uh-Oooh my throat is scratchy",
"****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. #lostthegame (Blame )",
"... | [
"Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.",
"low low low low low low low low low.............................",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"i told myself i wasn`t gonna cry and then one kid... | 907 |
Felt like ****, behaved like my son; ate to compensate. Pigged out on home-roasted sugar almonds. Painful tum, threw up, still feel sick. | [
" NICK WTF I WAS GONNA GO BUT I HAVE NO RIDE. Boo",
"_WOCKEEZ I`m missin u guys by a day!! Ill b there tomorrow butttt see u june 18th with the blockkkkk!!!!",
"Another two hours of work. Ugh. It goes by so slow. And im sore",
"Had to change 'within 50 miles', because within 25 miles were effin` BORING.",
... | [
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"I`m getting back into again",
"curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much",
"**Jaw Drops**... | 891 |
I`m sorry to hear that. | [
" Caan`t Iht Be Earlier? ICant Wait That Long. Ahar. (:",
"Uggh everything, I`m sending you!!! I keep sending it to my Twitter. So I have to forward it to you!!! I suck at life",
"walk was grand peeps lol feet are really hurting now thought ****",
"has the urge to go shopping.hmmm but i`ve got no money,how?... | [
"Don`t think you would be happy if you were...",
"Guus`s last game 2moz",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"that`s such a long time from now",
"Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later",
"This economy thing is getting us down. I stay pos... | 46 |
You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces... | [
" it was me the whole time I did a ton of things so u would believe me but u wouldn`t listen or let me prove it. Or blve me",
"Home Sweet Home by Carrie Underwood makes me sadd",
" URGHHHHHHHHHH your makeing me cry",
" i hav a bet to get a 6 pack in 35 days...im on day 3..it sux",
"I need a new iPhone case ... | [
"*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set",
"_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)",
"Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!",
"i want to but... | 726 |
Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow | [
" me too no one even liked my answers to life last night, pshh",
" ah man, that`s sucks. What happened to it that`s prompting a reinstall?",
" wat u doin my bad im mixin this song",
"rah rah. youtube isn`t working again. oh great",
" Which denomination? I`m at the library and everything`s blocked.",
" I... | [
"that`s such a long time from now",
"Is coming to the end of his first shift 6.30 local",
"Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!",
"Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet",
"http://twitpic.com/66sbz - th... | 772 |
Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe | [
"Disappointment really sucks! I`m getting used to it.",
"Forced myself out of bed this morning, but failed to cycle in. ****.",
"Dislocating your thumb= more painful than dislocating your toe. I was reminded of this today (thankfully, by my toe). Still feels weird",
"http://twitpic.com/4wp8s - My ear hurts, ... | [
"I`m doing all of Russia today! Because I`m cracking on with Economics tommorow I`m retaking aswell :/",
"will be following you tomorrow!! sleep well",
"i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa",
"just found out i have strep",
"All of you can have fun tweeting all day while im cleaning hair LO... | 323 |
what`s goin on hun? I`m worried about you | [
"listening to music was kostet der fisch ?! xD my mathsteacher has choose the wrong job... that`s wrong grammar but a real fact !!",
" oh no! i`m sorry. at least you`ll still be able to buy regular tickets and not worry about limits?",
" **** i always miss it",
"im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding... | [
"_Toni i`m having one of those days today also",
"_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333",
"wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin",
"hey girl i just sent ya a message on Myspace",
"hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad",
... | 988 |
Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6 | [
"So hot today =_= don`t like it and i hate my new timetable, having such a bad week",
" Weird, suddenly blogtalkradio is giving me a domain not found error. I was just on it 5 minutes ago!",
"Sore throat. This is not good. I have four performances this weekend.",
" i tried listenin to music 4 half an hour! ... | [
"not letting anyone get me down tired of taking on other people`s pain all the time! I am a happy person with or without drama... om.....!",
"Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless",
"http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really..... | 641 |
Dinner with the fam... I have missed them | [
"working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff",
"left the inn now im at school. dang its straight up dead here!! [<3Hannah]",
"Worried for my cousin and her son",
" I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I have... | [
"Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.",
"is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on",
"Happy belated Birthday to Billy!! I forgot to say that on his bday. I feel aweful!",
"Just got home, no rosie su... | 233 |
Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x | [
" weird. I tot it will usually rain east coast first. And east coast usually gets more rain.",
" i`d give anything to be there. too bad i`m in tennessee.",
"I have a stupid headache on my day off.",
"Poor Nicole just absolutely DESTROYED her cell phone",
" are you guys dead again? I can`t load it up",
"... | [
"i was right about the wave off",
"what happened to your phone",
"So true Donna Wish you a joyfull sunday ~Siddy",
"It was a lovely attempt at poetry!",
"wow! that is an *awesome* review; carry it with you everywhere; laminate it; read it when down;just plain cool",
"I had my hair cut today and my boyfri... | 290 |
Laying in bed til workkk... Oh the life. Definitely pinched a nerve. | [
" Oh noooo that sucks Did you reschedule for another show?",
"Spent the last hour signing yearbooks. I`ll miss you guys!",
" I need horror to be lovecraftian actually, not enough weird horror movies.",
" sadly isn`t me. It`s some1 w/ 1 follower 1 update & hasn`t used Twitter since May 1, `07 I wanted that ... | [
"better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!",
"Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!",
"Somewhere in the center...",
"Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.",
"possibly! NyQuil will ... | 486 |
today is a busy day. exhausting! | [
" hey thought ud be on here most likely, im stressed out i really dont know why x",
"Hanging out with sam, billy, and veronica. not going to school tomorrow to take sam to body shops. Dang car accidents",
"_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to... | [
"Waaah! Masseuse is fully booked. No shoulder rub today.",
"'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in",
"Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though",
"curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n bat... | 296 |
Sorry to hear ur flight got cancelled that blows!!! | [
" they`re at the bottom of the thing and aren`t moving at all. feels bad man.",
"Is miserable i feel like im gona cry sux!",
"I hve a blister on my pinky nd it hurts soooo much!",
" I`ve been unlocked for decades now...just not lucky, never have been. Gottta make my own luck and that involves $$$$$",
"Ha... | [
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"...you should call school and tell them you have swine flu so we can have the day off",
"Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!",
"Haha...ooh it was gorge... | 556 |
ohh my tooth is hurts ohh im sad it very hurts | [
" too late I`m already on the bus goin home what the he`ll u talkin about drinkin tea????",
"my tv is so boring",
" I know I think I`m like dieing!",
" HELLOOO!!! How are you?? Gosh I miss seeing you around. Thought of you last night when I had some amarula",
"How can it be so freaking difficult to get a... | [
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"Going home... with sore #eyes",
"sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times",
"at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be ... | 756 |
u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke | [
" Not available in my area I would too",
"Whew. Finally done editing my Friendster account. Haha! Oh, geez. I`m hungry.",
"HollowbabesHere comes the utter shite #bgt <I completely agree",
"on my 42nd written ****.. i get less ideas every day, and every day",
"OMGod I`m soooo tired I don`t think I have t... | [
"Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.",
"Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.",
"Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!",
"aww. I hope you feel better soon."... | 528 |
2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing | [
"*moment of silence* for the Budget i`m bout to b on I spend wayyy to much $$$.... OMG! I`m on a Budget?!?!",
"I have a headache, and it`s not going away.",
"76 long and painful miles today. knees ache. approaching 50 years is rough. not accepting it well. 3 glasses of draft helped.",
" not but I went to ... | [
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my gr... | 393 |
I Miss Daddy and Mommy | [
"think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!",
"_JessicaB_**** yip.....aw gonna miss them on bb",
"Is losing money in Vegas...",
" Hiya! Missed you too! What have you been up to?",
"really don`t mind (too much)) sittin @ standstill, listenin 2 music, t... | [
"I`m sending a Happy Mama`s Day shout to the greatest Twit-mama ever to ... U kick ****, all day - everyday! Lovely sons!!",
"We went not so long ago. I used to go when I was a little kid. Back then there were TONS of teeth. Now, not so many at all!",
"_J heehee. i love you! i am tired.",
"GM Tweeters! Happy ... | 472 |
My dog is officially depressed that my brother`s dogs are gone. He doesn`t want to go outside and when we did, he play half-heartedly. | [
"Brooklyn!!! We went hard!!! Now back up top!! But 1st Hajji`s...yea again http://tinyurl.com/codla7 http://ti.. http://tinyurl.com/cr8hjs",
" is there anyway you could forgive me?",
"My head hurts because that air freshner is the most horriblel scent ever.. Im super grossed out!!!!",
"UGGG my computer is ru... | [
"wants to hear his voice",
"Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!",
"I`m not either. We should have went out *sn... | 406 |
Argh noo! Missed The Killers on Wossy! That sucks! Missed out on Brandon. Total failure! Anyone know if it`s repeated? Must investigate! | [
"theres too much light pollution to see the stars",
" i did and i feel great.... but i still miss it...",
"dont go... im sorry for disappointing you",
" Gosh, no need to be so rude.",
"Damnit Day 26 is at Northpark mall..I use to live near there someone steal Mike for meeee!",
" ia so much! i haven`t r... | [
"Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.",
"called about it, no answer shall try again tomorrow",
"My sources say no",
"Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise",
"****...plans we... | 316 |
seriously bored without anyone to talk to... but not tired enough for sleep | [
"Thinks she`s getting sick.....",
" and it never arrived. have to wait until Monday now",
"Sometimes i feel pathetic going to bed so early. Oh well. i TOTALLY get clam chowder tomorrow! =D",
" BETTER BE. ALSO, YES. UNF UNF <3 ...Lisa still hasn`t gotten any, btw *smacked*",
" u suck! had i went to jail i ... | [
"ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend",
"HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >",
"So confused about what to do?",
"I am sitting here taking a little break and... | 1,013 |
I am lost. Please help me find a good home. | [
"_E LOL yeah I had a few slices of cheddar cheese b4 sleeping.",
"We`re going to panahra for dinner. miss you guys.",
"Just got caught in the down pour",
" bahah sadly I am not",
" I wish the photos on your site were bigger",
" whoa... if the alcohol won`t get you buzzed... the price will",
" anyday! I... | [
"home for the night to hang out with my mom and study",
"And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`",
"good morning. have to get ready to go to the hospital and get a cat scan. best wishes to you.",
"_marie1 hey beautiful whats up... | 1,004 |
Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car downer. | [
"_Guy In the past it was ok but since i�ve got my own appartment, my own car........it�s very difficult to save the money",
"5500 words and counting. My hands hurt",
"- me and my mom`s cars were broken into. I feel violated.",
"school and the guy i like was talking to the girl i cant stand at all!! ppl... | [
"you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!",
"Step-by-step I`m leaving it all behind",
"it was just the handle tg",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...",
"i think i... | 88 |
I only do computers. Am hopeless at everything else | [
" I bet you received lots of hit from that tweet; at work i cannot, wish i could",
"i just learned the hard way that FireWire 800 isn`t backwards compatible with FireWire 400",
"I just banged my elbow and its bleeding owwiee",
"is back home now gonna miss every one",
"F.Y.I. a lot of you people that a... | [
"_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you",
"MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX",
"_kikireestl nooo. you were on my yahoo account. hmm. i wanna say b2k days. idk fo`sho",
"that is so sad. wish I ... | 132 |
Sorry RB is on PS3 for me | [
"Pretty sure I`m sat on the wrong train going the wrong way... Bah!",
"Feeling so low and depressed that I`m not on holiday",
" given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being `****` rather than `niche`!",
" I`m not even in your situation and now I`m sad. I`m sorry, ... | [
"I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!",
"That`s cause Ovie is the one man team and when they show Pens highlights, it`s the whole because we have more than 1 superstar",
"okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HA... | 818 |
I just stuck my finger down my throat and there are a bunch of bumps on my tongue & throat. | [
"This world makes me sad",
"I don`t wanna go back to work sleepy time.",
" Something like that happened to me once: We closed the side door too hard and the engine locked up",
" I always hope they will die out but then i see the the old ones and it makes me sad",
"I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batm... | [
"New chic just texted me saying 'Thanks for the e-mail' but didn`t answer to my question, might need to look for newer chic now",
"No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.",
"I feel better today.",
"I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but ... | 953 |
dang last url went down ? http://blip.fm/~7aigm | [
"Ashley= getting sick... Ugh I`m losing my voice! Nooo",
"Dollhouse was saved!!! Its coming back for another season!!! Too bad scrubs isn`t",
"I`m SUPER tired and probably could sleep ALL day BUT I work 12:30 to 9:30 today in Tool Rental... Oh the Joy!!",
" I miss you already. All the sad faces you texted me ... | [
"Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile",
"Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/",
"Omnomnom JUST came online to 69 unread emails, as well as my backlog from yesterday http://tinyurl.com/lxjdjc",
"awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?",
"LOL!... | 580 |
ohoh i missed all ur tweets im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference | [
"_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.",
" thats a bad start to the day!",
"1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch!",
"it was a hard weekend. too much alcohol on these **** 'weinfest'",
" I wasn`t tryin... | [
"Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!",
"why on twitter does no one talk 2 me i know your all celebs and i`m nt but it`s nice to be spoken to once in a while",
"Have a great weekend Mononoke I may be tweeting f... | 966 |
Damnit all. That sucks. You were one of the ones I thought I`d drag back lol | [
"Rachel and chelsey left me and jenny stole my bike. that makes me muy triste!",
" yeah i know hun, spammers seem to move fast though, already had two in first few minutes of posting. Block `em",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/66l83 - I really miss her.",
" I don`t know what to write anymore! My mind m... | [
"Wishes you had teased me with movie night",
"yeah! but too late hun lol",
"that`s not great guy related??",
"http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh",
"Do you not like turtles?",
"Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go wit... | 556 |
this is sooo crazy i have fever.. | [
"Stupid freshmen ruined theatre class.. Now we don`t get to play warm-up games for the rest of the school year",
"_Ferman that`s so weak!! facebook fail",
"I had a nightmare last night *cry* I think I am scarred for life!",
" I tried to translate your tweet using google translation service, but it just spat ... | [
"Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min",
"http://twitpic.com/4wtom - This day is soo stressful! Geee.. Lunch was a blast tho! How are you guys??",
"_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend",
"Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** o... | 337 |
is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair | [
"TGIF. I don`t feel good.",
"Really tired this sunday morning ****",
"Seriously. I dont like girls.",
"soo sick. i hate my life",
"laughed so much today over that picture of lauren, that my chest hurts.",
"Screw it goin back to bed,,ill just go tomorrow ,,,,,kinda sad",
"i have officially hit the wall,... | [
"GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often",
"holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIO... | 944 |
l`m on 3 days too matt. No fun this weekend. | [
"gosh! i`m freakin` bored! talk to me!",
"[Somewhere - Within Temptation] returned to mysefl. Keep working hard till June",
" same as I... to bad I`m a programmer only in this company",
"When i say 'we close at 6', it does not mean 'come in at 6'. Ffs people. Also RIP Polly",
" shud up! lol my device thing ... | [
"So tired and I have to work till 10:30 tonight! Happy mothers day to everyone too http://tinyurl.com/qu62bl",
"better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!",
"aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!",
"Wow Derek Rose got a next stud... | 673 |
I feel your pain. Mine is the same way | [
" girl i am buying & posting your pressie tomorrow but i have no **** clue what to get you so i`m sorry if you hate it",
"In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am",
"Sorting out Twitter issues....very frustrated that you can`t talk to someone and they respond slowly to issues - capa... | [
"thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go",
"Oh, fabulous ta. I`m with the coffee too, obviously, although my cup is not large enough to embrace which is its deficiency.",
"http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh",
"Th... | 331 |
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