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null | null | sadi89 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333037632 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rjedh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rjedh | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rjedh/tifu_i_have_a_presentation_in_less_then_an_hour/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | And now instead of doing last minute cramming. I'm on reddit. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I have a presentation in less then an hour on a book I didn't really read. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rjedh/tifu_i_have_a_presentation_in_less_then_an_hour/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheManCarpCometh | null | None | null | null | null | 1333033660 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rjb1h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rjb1h | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rjb1h/tifu_drank_a_cup_of_coffee_with_my_crotch_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | Today I woke up late. Instantly anger clouded my judgement as I fumbled around my room to get all my shit together. When I went upstairs a pot of coffee was made (thank god) and I proceeded to search for my travel mug. Unfortunately, it was nowhere to be found. Already considerably late I decided a regular coffee mug w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU : Drank a cup of coffee with my crotch on my way to school. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rjb1h/tifu_drank_a_cup_of_coffee_with_my_crotch_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KiwiBait | null | None | null | null | null | 1333010720 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rizwo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rizwo | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rizwo/tifui_put_new_dark_blue_jeans_in_with_a_load_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | one brain fart later and 2 hours of soaking in bleach later, still ruined. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU-I put new dark blue jeans in with a load of white clothes... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rizwo/tifui_put_new_dark_blue_jeans_in_with_a_load_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1332993774 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | riqvv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_riqvv | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/riqvv/tifu_started_biting_my_finger_nails_after_reading/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Started biting my finger nails after reading magazines in the doctors office. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/riqvv/tifu_started_biting_my_finger_nails_after_reading/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | rastapus | null | None | null | null | null | 1332986101 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rikcg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rikcg | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rikcg/tifu_games_on_the_can_mess/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | So long story really short, i was having a really good run through a temple on my phone while dropping a deuce today. I do this all the time, coordinate all bodily functions whilst jumping ducking and turning. Then i got to a particularly tricky bit. This is where the mess happened, my mind decided to prioritize temple... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: games on the can = mess | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rikcg/tifu_games_on_the_can_mess/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | im_tw1g | null | None | null | null | null | 1333140736 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rlgqu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rlgqu | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rlgqu/tifu_left_the_door_open_and_a_bird_came_in_we/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | (well, the fuckup was yeterday but it still counts)
When I went out to go to soccer practice yesterday, I left the side door open. When we came back, the hallway was covered in feathers. And the cat was there looking pleased with herself.
Spent a few minutes looking for a bird, but we couldn't find it, and we assumed ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Left the door open and a bird came in. We have a cat. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rlgqu/tifu_left_the_door_open_and_a_bird_came_in_we/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333107150 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rks1v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rks1v | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rks1v/anyone_else_throw_something_to_a_band_at_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So i went to a Five Finger Death Punch concert and he was talking about people throwing stuff on stage at copncerts so i threw my hat up there and he commented on it so it was funny, but this guy ran out and threw it into the crowd and i was like wow today i fucked up. luckly i found soime guy weren it lol so i went up... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | anyone else throw something to a band at a concert and regret throwing it :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rks1v/anyone_else_throw_something_to_a_band_at_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Naznarreb | null | None | null | null | null | 1333072632 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rk99c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rk99c | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rk99c/tifu_by_learning_the_hard_way_that_carnation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | It was bad. I was at work and made a **huge** mess in the men's room. I panicked and almost packed it in right then and there, thought I'd just zip up and make a break for the parking lot; hopefully no would notice before I got out.
But I took a breath, calmed down, cleaned up as best I could and slipped down to the w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by learning the hard way that Carnation Instant Breakfast gives me explosive diarrhea. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rk99c/tifu_by_learning_the_hard_way_that_carnation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dmuns | null | None | null | null | null | 1333071829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rk8k7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rk8k7 | null | 91 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rk8k7/tifu_got_caught_masturbating_in_the_middle_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 347 | null | null | I perform chemical tests on creek water several times per week, and today I was out in the middle of the woods, ALONE for a change. It takes me about twenty minutes to get to the first test site along this creek on my mountain bike, so it's pretty secluded. I hadn't flogged the dolphin in about a week because I've bee... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu: Got caught masturbating in the middle of nowhere, ran over a snake, AND fell into a creek... twice | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rk8k7/tifu_got_caught_masturbating_in_the_middle_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333069492 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rk6n4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rk6n4 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rk6n4/tifu_hit_hard_by_fried_chicken_at_lunch/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Today my friend didn't want his fried chicken he got for lunch so he gave it to me. I thought it would be funny to hit my friend at another table with it. So i tossed it at him and it bounced off. He picked it up in a rage and threw it at me. Now my white shirt still has bits of exploded fried chicken on it and it smel... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Hit hard by fried chicken at lunch | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rk6n4/tifu_hit_hard_by_fried_chicken_at_lunch/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333229745 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rmvhs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rmvhs | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rmvhs/tifu_jizz_stain_on_my_shoe/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This wasnt particularly today but it was definately a fuck up. I was giving my boyfriend head at skool and things got kinda oyt of hand wen he pulled out and proceeded to cum all over my shoe. See, i wouldnt hav freaked out so bad if, A: he would have warned me. And B: i wasnt wearing black fake velvety shoes. And wors... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: jizz stain on my shoe. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rmvhs/tifu_jizz_stain_on_my_shoe/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sepha | null | None | null | null | null | 1333223302 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rmqws | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rmqws | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rmqws/tifu_fell_off_a_building/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | Yesterday I was showing how a bird's wings work to a 5th grade class. I was demoing a flying machine ornithopter which flew really high - the wind caught it and took it to the school roof. I climbed up the single story building to get it back. When getting down I took a nasty fall onto the grass and hurt my ankle real ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Fell off a building. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rmqws/tifu_fell_off_a_building/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Armonster | null | None | null | null | null | 1333217935 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rmmwy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rmmwy | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rmmwy/tifu_lost_a_chance_to_use_a_50_off_coupon_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Was buying some shirts online, and I couldn't decided whether to get one or not. So I went to bed and decided against it the next day. Decided to look up coupon codes for the site. There was a FIFTY percent off one, that worked for everyone that did it, and it expired yesterday.
God. Damn. It. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Lost a chance to use a 50% off coupon for over a hundred dollars worth of clothes. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rmmwy/tifu_lost_a_chance_to_use_a_50_off_coupon_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TheNormalSun | null | None | null | null | null | 1333200025 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rmcct | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rmcct | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rmcct/by_throwing_away_my_spoon_instead_of_the_lid_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | ... by throwing away my spoon instead of the lid of my pudding | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rmcct/by_throwing_away_my_spoon_instead_of_the_lid_of/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333196718 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rmb4z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rmb4z | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rmb4z/tifu_at_fapping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I gave up myself on NoFap for one day just to have an awesone fap because I knew that I will be alone at home today. I almost jerked off, but my sister came early from training today, so i didn't finished. Have an horrible urge to fap now :( . Weren't caught, though. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at fapping. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rmb4z/tifu_at_fapping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | daniel64 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333177855 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rm58k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rm58k | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rm58k/tyfu_i_leave_accidentally_a_aluminium_ball_to_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TYFU: i leave accidentally a aluminium ball to my dog | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rm58k/tyfu_i_leave_accidentally_a_aluminium_ball_to_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333156650 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rlst3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rlst3 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rlst3/live_stream_fail/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Live stream fail | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rlst3/live_stream_fail/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | TheManCarpCometh | null | None | null | null | null | 1333156160 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rlsic | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rlsic | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rlsic/tifu_chased_down_a_jerk_for_nearly_running_me_off/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | *This actually happened about a year ago but I thought you guys might appreciate it*
I was driving down the highway when I noticed a car coming up on me fast. He flew past me and cut me off nearly running me right off the road. In a fit of rage I accelerate and follow the guy.
At the first cut-off he slows down f... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU : Chased down a jerk for nearly running me off the road, found out he was driving his pregnant wife to the hospital. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rlsic/tifu_chased_down_a_jerk_for_nearly_running_me_off/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | foxy1167 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333154287 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rlr7e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rlr7e | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rlr7e/tifu_my_dog_almost_ran_onto_a_local_highway/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | Went to a local dog park today, okay place, large sandbox area enclosed with a fence. My dog is a Boxer / Shepherd mix, so she's a big dog. Had some fun, ran around, yadda yadda yadda. Around 7 PM EST I decide to leave, and had the dumbass idea to let her off the leash outside the fence. Stupid me thought she would fol... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, my dog almost ran onto a local highway / drowned. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rlr7e/tifu_my_dog_almost_ran_onto_a_local_highway/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333153207 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rlqhj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rlqhj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rlqhj/tifu_i_blew_the_perfect_opportunity_to_talk_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | She was on the quad playing Frisbee and I just stood in the distance.
She knows who I am and saw I was there. It even looked like she wanted me to come over and talk to her. But I couldn't do it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I blew the perfect opportunity to talk to the girl I like and get her number. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rlqhj/tifu_i_blew_the_perfect_opportunity_to_talk_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ern19 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333291857 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rnyth | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rnyth | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rnyth/tifu_when_i_chopped_off_a_chunk_of_my_finger_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | I'm a lowly sandwich slave at Subway. About half an hour before I was scheduled to leave, I was opening a bag of roast beef. Everything at Subway is sealed in apocalypse-proof, NASA-grade plastic, and of course all of our knives are duller than Paris Hilton with a hangover. So, I try to slit the whole bag open in one s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I chopped off a chunk of my finger at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rnyth/tifu_when_i_chopped_off_a_chunk_of_my_finger_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | feelinweird | null | None | null | null | null | 1333270969 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rnpz0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rnpz0 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rnpz0/tifu_fucked_up_my_kneecap_in_front_of_60_people/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Participating in a musical performance. Dancing too much. Kneecap falls out of place in high visibility. Stack (fall) hard. Sit the remainder of the song in noticeable agony. Carried off, everyone's fucking looking. get makeshift splint from bar manager. Helluva guy. Walk around and attempt to act chill walkin' like a ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Fucked up my kneecap in front of 60+ people. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rnpz0/tifu_fucked_up_my_kneecap_in_front_of_60_people/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333257488 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rngas | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rngas | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rngas/tifu_i_let_her_get_away/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So, I was at Barnes and Noble today looking for a few books to keep myself busy. I hate to say this, because I'm kind of ashamed, but due to family issues, drug abuse, low self esteem, and my only close friends living in Oregon, Michigan, and Germany, I have pretty bad social anxiety. Today was the first day in about t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I let her get away... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rngas/tifu_i_let_her_get_away/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | daniel64 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333247119 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rn7x1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rn7x1 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rn7x1/tifu_i_leave_accidentally_a_aluminium_ball_to_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | i was making a aluminium ball (only aluminium) with rest of it in the floor. i did make a considerable size (like 15cm). i was playing with it when suddenly the ball go under the bed, didn't gave a fuck about that. in night i was about to say goodbye to my dog when suddenly i found rest of aluminium in her bed, had to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: i leave accidentally a aluminium ball to my dog (self.tifu) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rn7x1/tifu_i_leave_accidentally_a_aluminium_ball_to_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iamregretting | null | None | null | null | null | 1333243689 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rn5hk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rn5hk | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rn5hk/tifu_i_saw_someone_being_molested_and_i_didnt_do/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | I was at a local market shopping around for groceries for the week with my mother when something that really bothered me happened. Usually there is this homeless nearly blind guy that wanders through the market and accepts any spare change that is given to him but he never harasses anyone for anything. So as he was ta... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I saw someone being molested and I didn't do anything. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rn5hk/tifu_i_saw_someone_being_molested_and_i_didnt_do/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Aporksalesman | null | None | null | null | null | 1333242361 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rn4kh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rn4kh | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rn4kh/tifu_i_accidentaly_slammed_my_90lb_friend_into/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This wasnt today, but near the end of wrestling season at practice... my small friend was picked on alot, and people loved messing with him. Then somehow i became his wrestling partner (screwed up since i weight 150 pounds). I did a firemans carry and held him over my head, but i trip over my own feet and slam him into... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I accidentaly slammed my 90lb friend into the ground onto his back | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rn4kh/tifu_i_accidentaly_slammed_my_90lb_friend_into/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | purplemonkey218 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333241291 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rn3tw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rn3tw | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rn3tw/tifu_i_went_into_the_wronggendered_restroom/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | So I was at this mall and I realize "Oh shit, I gotta shit." So of course the bathrooms are on the other side of the mall. I buns-of-steel-waddle to the other side of the mall, dash into the bathroom, into a stall, and release my colon bomb. It was just bad. I was finishing up when I see a pair of high heels walk by th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I went into the wrong-gendered restroom | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rn3tw/tifu_i_went_into_the_wronggendered_restroom/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | where_the_fuck_am_i | null | None | null | null | null | 1333240259 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rn34b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rn34b | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rn34b/tifu_by_wandering_into_the_woods_and_getting_lost/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Well, I decided it would be a good idea to today and go into the woods, and get lost perhaps it would give me some new experience, I thought i'd take my laptop just in case I get lost to the point I panic I could Google earth my coordinates, but because my brain is a scumbag I forgot to charge it before I left. Anyway,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wandering into the woods and getting lost. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rn34b/tifu_by_wandering_into_the_woods_and_getting_lost/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333410598 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rqblv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rqblv | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rqblv/tifu_i_hit_my_sos_car_in_his_driveway_freaked_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | It's exactly like it sounds. I was parked behind his car, went to pull out like it was parallel parking, and scraped the side. Flipped my shit and drove off. His roommate saw me and was the one to tell him, not me.
Told me we're probably breaking up over this, and I can't really blame him. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I hit my SO's car in his driveway, freaked out, and drove away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rqblv/tifu_i_hit_my_sos_car_in_his_driveway_freaked_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Holmx | null | None | null | null | null | 1333408632 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rq9x4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rq9x4 | null | 28 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rq9x4/tifu_texted_to_a_girl_that_i_liked_her_but_she/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 22 | null | null | I have met the girl on a holiday and she contacted me after on facebook. We did write for a fairly long time and yesterday i wrote as the title says. Now is the girl gone.. Think I'm going to use the rest of my life on Reddit.
**EDIT:** I did know that she had got a boyfriend. Sorry for misunderstandings. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Texted to a girl that I liked her, but she already has a boyfriend.. Now's the friendship gone too.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rq9x4/tifu_texted_to_a_girl_that_i_liked_her_but_she/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SaltyChristian | null | None | null | null | null | 1333399883 | null | moderator | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rq27w | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rq27w | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rq27w/announcement_new_rule_regarding_unoriginalcommon/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | Recently there has been a lot of posts along the lines of "TIFU when I spent my whole day redditing instead of working/studying." These posts are very unoriginal, and procrastinating and/or spending too much time on reddit is a common occurence to most redditors. It is also very very predictable that procrastination le... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [Announcement] New rule regarding unoriginal/common submissions. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rq27w/announcement_new_rule_regarding_unoriginalcommon/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sukit_tribeck | null | None | null | null | null | 1333397272 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rpzvk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rpzvk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rpzvk/tifu_and_tried_to_eat_a_snake/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Qaq7s6Sw9oA/T3ihrLlBryI/AAAAAAABsbU/CAyuTbc3qNs/s800/img_cm_Y.jpg | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and tried to eat a snake | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rpzvk/tifu_and_tried_to_eat_a_snake/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CodyCarlile | null | None | null | null | null | 1333394063 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rpwz4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rpwz4 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rpwz4/tifu_by_giving_this_guy_pickles/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | First of all i work at Krystals and theres always rude customers but usually not as clever as this guy. Anyway heres what happened... A guy walks in with a couple of his buddies and they start figuring out what they want. The first guy walks up to the counter and i say "welcome to krystals how may i help you?" his give... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving this guy pickles | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rpwz4/tifu_by_giving_this_guy_pickles/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | The_Bug_L | null | None | null | null | null | 1333348927 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rp787 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rp787 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rp787/tifu_i_spent_today_playing_my_ps3_and_browsing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was at the library at by 10am this morning to study but ended up spending 5 hrs on reddit. It was depressing, so I came home for a change of scenery and a little COD:MW3 break on the PS3 but spent like 5 hrs on that. Now I just spent the last 5 hrs on reddit and youtube again. ugh, I would have been fine if I just... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I spent today playing my PS3 and browsing Reddit instead of studying for my exam tomorrow morning | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rp787/tifu_i_spent_today_playing_my_ps3_and_browsing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Poly_Kuroichigo | null | None | null | null | null | 1333341667 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rp33l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rp33l | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rp33l/tifu_chipped_a_tooth_while_trying_to_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | This morning I was feeling awful so when I got home from class, I decided to have a nap. I woke up to my boyfriend pulling the blanket up over me. My response to this in my mostly asleep state was to grab his hand and pull him down for a snog. Only problem was that I'd forgotten that he's fractured his leg and has no a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Chipped a tooth while trying to be affectionate. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rp33l/tifu_chipped_a_tooth_while_trying_to_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333337464 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rp00b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rp00b | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rp00b/tifu_by_pulling_out_my_weed_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 33 | null | null | I was sitting at my desk after lunch all happy with the little surprise I had in my pocket. I have my phone and other things stuff in my pocket, went to grab my phone and without realizing it put my bag'o weed and lighter on my desk while I went to the bathroom. With the time it took to get to the bathroom (slow ass el... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pulling out my weed at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rp00b/tifu_by_pulling_out_my_weed_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Stephoscope | null | None | null | null | null | 1333330835 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rouo2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rouo2 | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rouo2/tifu_drunk_baking_ending_with_a_trip_to_the_er/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 106 | null | null | http://imgur.com/a/r1h5g#tR874
After drinking from a large glass that was primarily tequila, I decided to make Oatmeal Raisin cookies from scratch for my boyfriend. I measured correctly, had everything out, but I forgot one essential ingredient. I forgot the damn butter. I stupidly put it in the microwave to soften it... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drunk baking ending with a trip to the ER | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rouo2/tifu_drunk_baking_ending_with_a_trip_to_the_er/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | GDFD1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333481213 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rrm1m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rrm1m | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rrm1m/tifu_got_drunk_fell_down/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 33 | null | null | Got Drunk, Fell Down – #1
My neighbor asked this morning, “How did you do that to your nose?”
I said, “Got drunk, fell down.”
She said, “Really?”
I contemplated momentarily regarding how many times in the next few weeks I’m going to be asked about my two black eyes as the result of a broken nose. I concluded that most... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got Drunk, Fell Down | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rrm1m/tifu_got_drunk_fell_down/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | urbanlegendary | null | None | null | null | null | 1333470312 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rrcpv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rrcpv | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rrcpv/tifu_by_leaving_my_moms_sunroof_open_last_night/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 39 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my mom's sunroof open last night, then it rained | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rrcpv/tifu_by_leaving_my_moms_sunroof_open_last_night/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | omegawoot | null | None | null | null | null | 1333467847 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rraqg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rraqg | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rraqg/tifu_woke_up_when_my_exam_started_and_fell_on_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | I was supposed to study and go to two classes before my exam, one with an attendance policy, but I woke up at noon instead of 9am. I woke up and instantly threw clothes on and started biking over. Without my glasses and half asleep, I hit a rock on my bike and faceplanted on grass. I got back up and got over there just... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU] Woke up when my exam started, and fell on my face rushing over to it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rraqg/tifu_woke_up_when_my_exam_started_and_fell_on_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iLEZ | null | None | null | null | null | 1333451126 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rr0o1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rr0o1 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rr0o1/tifu_by_losing_a_used_condom_wrapper_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | I had sexual congress with a purdy lady last weekend and disposed my two opened condom wrappers in my pocket (never litter the lady's bedroom gentlemen, the rubbers themselves should be handled too of course). This monday I was sitting as usual at work and slipped my hand into my pocket and thought "AH! My weekend was ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by losing a used condom wrapper at work. Somewhere. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rr0o1/tifu_by_losing_a_used_condom_wrapper_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pkhong | null | None | null | null | null | 1333435929 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rqvjc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rqvjc | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rqvjc/tifu_before_sleeping_thirsty_i_drank_mountain_dew/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 7 | null | null | I was about getting ready for bed and I had nothing to drink but I decide to pop a can of Mountain Dew not realizing it was the citrus charge addition. I'm now stuck in bed trying to sleep with class tomorrow. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU : Before sleeping, thirsty I drank Mountain Dew Citrus Charge (caffeine) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rqvjc/tifu_before_sleeping_thirsty_i_drank_mountain_dew/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | strongbadiophage | null | None | null | null | null | 1333426723 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rqpwf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rqpwf | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rqpwf/tifuspilled_the_contents_of_my_taco_on_the_ground/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | I wasted half an hour of my lunch break deciding whether to go to Del Taco, and when I finally did go I had to walk/rush. I was in a rush so I decided to start eating while I was walking. I got stopped at a light and while I opened the wrapping of the first taco I accidentally spill most of the contents on the ground... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:Spilled the contents of my taco on the ground and felt like an idiot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rqpwf/tifuspilled_the_contents_of_my_taco_on_the_ground/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333414406 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rqezw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rqezw | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rqezw/tifu_i_took_a_shot_from_the_tiny_cup_my_family/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | I'm (kinda sorta, but not really) muslim. Got drunk friday night, thought it would be hilarious to take a shot of Vodka from a teeny tiny glass (which oddly resembles a shot glass) that my conservative muslim parents drink Holy Water from. I'm not too religious, but I feel a crossed a major line. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I took a shot from the tiny cup my family drinks Holy Water from. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rqezw/tifu_i_took_a_shot_from_the_tiny_cup_my_family/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333413443 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rqe38 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rqe38 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rqe38/tifu_i_spent_an_hour_trying_to_build_an_infra_red/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 101 | null | null | But I found out at the end of the YouTube tutorial that the the light isn't supposed to be visible. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I spent an hour trying to build an infra red light pen, but threw it all away in frustration because the light wouldn't turn on | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rqe38/tifu_i_spent_an_hour_trying_to_build_an_infra_red/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ilk425 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333550621 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rsxdj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rsxdj | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rsxdj/tifu_i_crashed_my_car_after_sneezing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 144 | null | null | I was driving home from my friend's place and was in the lane closest to the sidewalk as I intended to turn off soon. I felt a huge sneeze coming on and thinking nothing of it, proceeded to let fly. I ended up sneezing hard enough that I jerked my wheel and proceeded to plow into a tree. It was bad enough explaining... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I crashed my car after sneezing. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rsxdj/tifu_i_crashed_my_car_after_sneezing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333549900 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rswsm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rswsm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rswsm/tifuactually_it_happened_8_years_ago_but_who/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Yep, troll brain is such a troll brain. Thanks goodness I was only 5, so It was not that embraddesing and no one remembers this(I remembered this only now thanks again to troll brain). And I didn't kissed him in lips, so It wasn't so gay :S | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU(actually It happened 8 years ago, but who cares) by accidently kissing my uncle. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rswsm/tifuactually_it_happened_8_years_ago_but_who/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | olithraz | null | None | null | null | null | 1333504875 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rs6vt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rs6vt | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rs6vt/tifu_the_backup_server_for_my_home_network_lost/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Epic fail.
All the servers and computers rsync their files to the backup server, which has the NAS mounted locally. It lost connection to the NAS, so everything stayed on it instead of going to the nas. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: the backup server for my home network lost connection to the NAS and filled it's drive up... now it wont boot because there is no space | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rs6vt/tifu_the_backup_server_for_my_home_network_lost/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IFeastOnYerDownvotes | null | None | null | null | null | 1333662040 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rva0a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rva0a | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rva0a/tifu_i_caught_the_oatmeal_i_was_trying_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | I was making oatmeal and I didn't use water. Popped it in the microwave for a minute. I turned around, went to the TV, and started watching an episode of Doctor Who. Next thing I knew, I smelled something burning, so I looked at the microwave and it was a total "*Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!*" moment. Surprise! Oatmeal w... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I Caught the Oatmeal I Was Trying to Microwave on Fire | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rva0a/tifu_i_caught_the_oatmeal_i_was_trying_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Garglemesh113 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333661086 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rv97a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rv97a | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rv97a/tifu_was_going_to_hook_up_with_this_random_girl_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | So I ask this girl online if she's dtf, and she responded quickly, "Sure, wanna meet at my place tomorrow?"
So I go over, and it turns out she's in a bind. Her housemate is in the hospital for alcohol detox, and she doesn't have a California license yet, so she asks if I can pick her up. "No problem" I says, hopes hig... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Was going to hook up with this random girl I met online... ended up doing errands/babysitting and didn't get any | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rv97a/tifu_was_going_to_hook_up_with_this_random_girl_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Xemeriba | null | None | null | null | null | 1333659141 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rv7iu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rv7iu | null | 105 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rv7iu/tifu_girlfriends_mom_opened_up_my_glove_box_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 416 | null | null | I decided to take my girlfriend and her mom out to brunch this morning. Her mom was applying makeup in the car and got a little lip gloss on her hand so she asked me if I had any napkins in the car. She was sitting shotgun because I felt it was polite to offer her that seat and my girlfriend didn't object.
Time to di... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Girlfriend's mom opened up my glove box to get a napkin and instead got a lap full of used condoms + wrappers. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rv7iu/tifu_girlfriends_mom_opened_up_my_glove_box_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333650728 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | ruzv0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ruzv0 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ruzv0/tifu_i_put_in_my_two_weeks_signed_resignation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Basically, my workplace is inappropriate as fuck. I made complaints about how inappropriate some of the actions were by management. Examples- Regional Manager tickles lower backs of women in a weird sexual way, GM lives with 3 of his employees and let's them do whatever they want. GM changes clock in times so the Assis... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I put in my two weeks, signed resignation papers, and I don't have a job lined up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ruzv0/tifu_i_put_in_my_two_weeks_signed_resignation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HealthyandHappy | null | None | null | null | null | 1333649425 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ruyo4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ruyo4 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ruyo4/tifu_made_an_amputee_joke_to_a_girl_whose_aunt_is/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 69 | null | null | Been single for a couple weeks so I figured I should try to move on and tried my luck with one lady. I initiate conversation and everything is going well, when she asks how my knee is (We were FB friends, and she must have seen my post about how I need knee surgery).
Jokingly I said that I was going to opt for knee ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made an amputee joke to a girl whose aunt is a double amputee. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ruyo4/tifu_made_an_amputee_joke_to_a_girl_whose_aunt_is/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nastybacon | null | None | null | null | null | 1333640258 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ruqkx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ruqkx | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ruqkx/tifu_i_lost_an_sd_card_containing_all_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 151 | null | null | It's also full of facebook pictures of people I know. If anyone finds this card, they'd be like WTF as its rather personalised fetish stuff. If my girlfriend finds it, then I'm going to have to leave the country. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I lost an SD card containing all my personalised porn every girl I have ever known has ever sent me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ruqkx/tifu_i_lost_an_sd_card_containing_all_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333612077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rucrg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rucrg | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rucrg/tifu_drained_my_car_battery_while_on_the_phone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 62 | null | null | It was not a good night. Had to miss my tutoring session and call pop-a-lock. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drained my car battery while on the phone. Got a jump from a friend, only to lock my keys in the car while it was on | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rucrg/tifu_drained_my_car_battery_while_on_the_phone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | 2_da_resQ | null | None | null | null | null | 1333605170 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ru9mu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ru9mu | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ru9mu/tifu_went_bowling_tried_trick_slid_down_the_lane/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 53 | null | null | At my local bowling lane, I usually pay by the hour. After your time is up, the computer shuts off but you can still bowl about twice before the machine itself shuts off. This time, I rolled 5 strikes in a row and was feeling pretty good about myself scoring 212 total. When my time was done, I tried rolling the ball... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Went bowling, tried trick, slid down the lane. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ru9mu/tifu_went_bowling_tried_trick_slid_down_the_lane/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | plinking_zombies | null | None | null | null | null | 1333591174 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rtyy4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rtyy4 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rtyy4/tifu_at_work_searched_for_reddits_with_good/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | Short version: I typed "porn" in the wrong search box.
Yeah, I figured out how to delete the shortcut.
I'm just lucky I didn't have to start a webex sharing session before I figured that out. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: At work, searched for reddits with good landscape, architecture, and sky photography and wound up with a pornography block warning on my screen and a PORN shortcut in the middle of my browser I couldn't delete. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rtyy4/tifu_at_work_searched_for_reddits_with_good/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yamancool63 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333586824 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rtv0f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rtv0f | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rtv0f/tifu_almost_killed_a_customer_after_repairing/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | Long story short, there was an issue with the brake lever that didn't present itself while I worked on it or while I took it for a test ride (It was getting stuck under certain conditions).
Customer came to pick up the bike, and proceeded to ride it home. Half hour later, he comes back in and explains that he flew ov... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Almost killed a customer after repairing their bicycle. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rtv0f/tifu_almost_killed_a_customer_after_repairing/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Armonster | null | None | null | null | null | 1333584611 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rtt0p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rtt0p | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rtt0p/drove_2_hours_with_my_friends_to_a_show_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Drove 2 hours with my friends to a show... on the WRONG DATE. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rtt0p/drove_2_hours_with_my_friends_to_a_show_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | RageousT | null | None | null | null | null | 1333742221 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rws2q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rws2q | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rws2q/tifu_managed_to_spill_chilli_on_my_cake/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | Was at a school trip thing to a particle accelerator. There was a buffet lunch. We had polystyrene tray thing. We were served some chilli, and then got to chose our own dessert. I chose cake. However, in the process of putting a slice of cake on my polystyrene tray thinggummy I managed to tip my tray over and spill chi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: managed to spill chilli on my cake. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rws2q/tifu_managed_to_spill_chilli_on_my_cake/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Admiral_Fancypants | null | None | null | null | null | 1333722822 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rwaqt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rwaqt | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rwaqt/tifu_drove_car_into_bricks_surrounding_sonic/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 32 | null | null | Didn't realize that I had my wheel turned, and when I tried to pull out of the spot swerved into the bricks and heard scraping. I feel like an idiot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - drove car into bricks surrounding Sonic order sign | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rwaqt/tifu_drove_car_into_bricks_surrounding_sonic/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SHITTY_SKETCH_ARTIST | null | None | null | null | null | 1333697974 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rw0cz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rw0cz | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rw0cz/tifu_i_tried_to_delete_java_over_something_minor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | I deleted it from program files and now I can't reinstall or remove it via add/remove programs. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I tried to delete Java over something minor, now nothing works. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rw0cz/tifu_i_tried_to_delete_java_over_something_minor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TossTime | null | None | null | null | null | 1333688000 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rvuym | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rvuym | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rvuym/tifu_a_chestnut_exploded_in_my_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | Mum roasted some chestnuts dry without slitting them, some exploded in the oven so she took them out to cool. I thought that would be the end of the exploding so I went for a closer inspection. One exploded right in my face and got into my eyes and hair.
I'm fine now but I can still see the shards of chestnut ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A chestnut exploded in my face. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rvuym/tifu_a_chestnut_exploded_in_my_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dabeezkneez | null | None | null | null | null | 1333685132 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rvsvg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rvsvg | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rvsvg/tifu_made_eggs_explode/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 45 | null | null | Started making some hard-boiled eggs so I'd have them ready for tomorrow. Sat down on the couch but I passed the-F-out. Woke up to smell something burning. I immediately remember I had been boiling the eggs. Run into the kitchen and find that one of the eggs is on fire in the pot. Grab the pot and start running water o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made eggs explode. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rvsvg/tifu_made_eggs_explode/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333681317 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rvpte | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rvpte | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rvpte/tifu_my_best_friend_that_i_have_had_feelings_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I know a lot of people don't like questions like this but I guess I'm just looking for a little advice, please. I'm 21 and female to clarify. In your experience do best friends turning into something more lead to great relationships? I think what I'm scared of is losing my friend. Thanks to anyone who has advise, it's ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My best friend, that I have had feelings for for over 5 years, asked me today if I had feelings for him. I freaked out and answered no. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rvpte/tifu_my_best_friend_that_i_have_had_feelings_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333823902 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ry53t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ry53t | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ry53t/tifu_text_a_girl_i_like_way_too_much/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I drank toooo much coffee..yesterday night like a dummy. And couldn't sleep had the shakes. I sent her a email at night then text her constantly even when she said we'd talk later on. I kept texting and texting. Now she's mad. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Text a girl I like way too much. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ry53t/tifu_text_a_girl_i_like_way_too_much/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rainbowdash64 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333810036 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rxvrb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rxvrb | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rxvrb/tifu_lost_all_my_money_betting_on_a_horse_with_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 45 | null | null | Went to my very first race today and bet on horse 2 for show, and 4 for the win, both odds were not with me so someone made a side bet with me for the winnings, my jorse came in second so I lost everything. As I left a guy in a wheelchair went by me with his wife, I was walking so close to him I tripped over the wheel ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Lost all my money betting on a horse with a gambler, tripped over guy in a wheelchair, locked myself out of the house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rxvrb/tifu_lost_all_my_money_betting_on_a_horse_with_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | valueraise | null | None | null | null | null | 1333795916 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rxqnw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rxqnw | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rxqnw/tifu_i_bought_minecraft_my_computer_cant_run_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | Well, yup. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I bought Minecraft. My computer can't run it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rxqnw/tifu_i_bought_minecraft_my_computer_cant_run_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Freedem35 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333784546 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rxnhc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rxnhc | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rxnhc/plugged_ac_power_supply_into_dc_hard_drive_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | plugged ac power supply into dc hard drive and fried it. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rxnhc/plugged_ac_power_supply_into_dc_hard_drive_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333780248 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rxl2n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rxl2n | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rxl2n/tifu_by_kissing_the_girl_my_friend_liked_in_front/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I got the bright idea of kissing the girl my friend liked while (we thought) he was asleep. Much to our dismay, he was still awake and moments later was up and about. After she left, needless to say, he was pissed at us both.
Not 5 hours later after he wasn't so mad, I was up on a ladder helping fix a basketball hoop a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by Kissing the girl my friend liked... In front of him ([near]Instant Karma occurred) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rxl2n/tifu_by_kissing_the_girl_my_friend_liked_in_front/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333775157 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rxhjg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rxhjg | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rxhjg/kissed_the_girl_my_friend_liked_in_front_of_him/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I got the bright idea of kissing the girl my friend liked while (we thought) he was asleep. Much to our dismay, he was still awake and moments later was up and about. After she left, needless to say, he was pissed at us both.
Not 5 hours later after he wasn't so mad, I was up on a ladder helping fix a basketball hoop ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Kissed the girl my friend liked... In front of him ([near]Instant Karma occurred) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rxhjg/kissed_the_girl_my_friend_liked_in_front_of_him/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wabbajack984 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333767177 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rxbzc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rxbzc | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rxbzc/tifu_missed_job_orientation_got_lost_peed_pants/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | Update at the bottom.
TIFU
Well lets see this is the first time I ever had a job, I was to go to a job orientation at 5:30 today at a store I have never been to. I left at 4 because I wanted to show up on time and since I didn't know the area thinking I would have plenty of time to find the store. Well I hit the main ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Missed job orientation, got lost, peed pants, got locked out. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rxbzc/tifu_missed_job_orientation_got_lost_peed_pants/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333761958 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rx885 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rx885 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rx885/missed_job_orientation_got_lost_for_2_hours_peed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Missed job orientation, got lost for 2 hours, peed my pants, and locked myself out of my house. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rx885/missed_job_orientation_got_lost_for_2_hours_peed/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | shmiz | null | None | null | null | null | 1333914853 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rzmby | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rzmby | null | 49 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rzmby/tifu_i_accidentally_solicited_a_prostitute_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 247 | null | null | Last night I started to get those fourth meal hunger pangs and decided to (somewhat drunkenly) drive to the nearby T-Bell. I live in a pretty shady part of NE Portland. As I pulled up to the intersection of my residential street and 82nd (a busy street), I noticed I pulled too far forward for this woman to cross the st... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I accidentally solicited a prostitute and enraged a pimp. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rzmby/tifu_i_accidentally_solicited_a_prostitute_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | notaneggspert | null | None | null | null | null | 1333909876 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rziao | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rziao | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rziao/tifu_by_locking_my_keys_in_my_car_at_a_car_show/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Got locked out of my car for over an hour at a car show, happened to have a cloths hanger and pliers on me but decided not to try braking into my own car in front of hundreds of other car enthusiast and waited for AAA.
Once the guy was there he wedged the door and unlocked the car in less then a minute and was gone wi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by locking my keys in my car at a car show | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rziao/tifu_by_locking_my_keys_in_my_car_at_a_car_show/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mastiction | null | None | null | null | null | 1333907297 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | rzg9p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rzg9p | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rzg9p/accidentally_sent_dirty_message_to_the_girl_i_like/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | accidentally sent dirty message to the girl i like | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rzg9p/accidentally_sent_dirty_message_to_the_girl_i_like/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333876373 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rz29y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rz29y | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rz29y/tifu_got_drunk_told_the_guy_who_flew_me_across/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | Basically what the title says. I went out drinking with someone who flew me across the country to see him after he's talked for months about how he'd love to have a relationship with me. Drinking makes me super truthful but it's usually not something that's a problem because I usually don't have much to hide. But I ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU got drunk, told the guy who flew me across the country to visit that he is 2nd to my ex. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rz29y/tifu_got_drunk_told_the_guy_who_flew_me_across/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WitherSlick | null | None | null | null | null | 1333864941 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ryxyy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ryxyy | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ryxyy/tifui_accidentally_told_a_5_year_old_girl_to_take/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 173 | null | null | I was cleaning the yard shirtless, and I'm around 16. Their were various small children playing, and most were boys. I hear "Why does he have his shirt off" and I said "Why don't you have your shirt off?" thinking it was a boy. It wasn't. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:I accidentally told a 5 year old girl to take her shirt off. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ryxyy/tifui_accidentally_told_a_5_year_old_girl_to_take/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ConfidentCoward | null | None | null | null | null | 1333862813 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rywu8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rywu8 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rywu8/tifu_wimped_out_of_making_a_move_on_the_girl_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | We were seeing a movie together with a mutual friend, and we sat next to each other and were sorta flirting the entire time, and I wanted to do something, but I never brought up the courage to do it. And I rarely get a chance to see this girl, so I have no idea when I'll get another oppurtunity. Fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Wimped out of making a move on the girl of my dreams | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rywu8/tifu_wimped_out_of_making_a_move_on_the_girl_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JeanCreamer | null | None | null | null | null | 1333861855 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | ryw9a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ryw9a | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ryw9a/tifu_late_for_work_shit_pants_puked_on_crotch/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 51 | null | null | Yesterday I decided why not have a party. People started showing up around 9 and we proceeded to get good and hammered. My friend brought a bottle of Belvedere, I had gotten a bottle of Ron Diaz, many potables were imbibed. So, fast forward to that terrible feeling in the morning when you know you're late. 9:45. Im sup... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Late for work, shit pants, puked on crotch. So...perdy good day. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ryw9a/tifu_late_for_work_shit_pants_puked_on_crotch/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Monya619 | null | None | null | null | null | 1333859637 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ryuvd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ryuvd | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ryuvd/tifu_i_have_i_have_burnt_mrnoodles/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | Now if you you don't know what MR.noodles are there essentially ramen/noodles with broth all what you have to do is boil water put the mr.noodles and flavoring in the water for about 10 minutes... and this is how it happend. im on the couch watching game of thrones of course when i become hungry so i grab some mr.nood... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: i have i have burnt MR.noodles. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ryuvd/tifu_i_have_i_have_burnt_mrnoodles/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mimicthefrench | null | None | null | null | null | 1333857967 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rytpb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rytpb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rytpb/tifu_by_falling_off_my_bed_and_obtaining_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | This actually happened last weekend, but I just found this subreddit and figured this story fits in perfectly :P
So, this past Sunday (April Fools' Day) I woke up as usual at 10 or so, sat around in bed, and then at around noon, I decided I should go take a shower and face the day, since I had a lot of work to do. Sta... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by falling off my bed and obtaining a concussion | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rytpb/tifu_by_falling_off_my_bed_and_obtaining_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | pyroarson | null | None | null | null | null | 1333851083 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | ryp1v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ryp1v | null | 37 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ryp1v/tifu_caused_a_forest_fire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | To be perfectly honest, it was an accident. My friend and I found a propane torch and started fooling around with it. Unfortunately, we were in a field full of dry grass and dead trees. When we lit a fallen branch, the wind blew flaming pieces of it into the grass, and all hell broke loose. My friend quickly rushed to ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Caused a "forest" fire. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ryp1v/tifu_caused_a_forest_fire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Knitler | null | None | null | null | null | 1333846825 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | rylzn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_rylzn | null | 49 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/rylzn/tifu_i_guy_told_my_best_friend_lesbian_that_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 165 | null | null | We have been best friends, she's basically my only friend, for years and today I just couldn't stand hiding it anymore so I told her how I felt. I know that she didn't and won't ever feel the same but I just couldn't keep holding it in.
All that she told me was that she thinks we should probably not hang out anymore... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu: I (guy) told my best friend (lesbian) that I love her | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rylzn/tifu_i_guy_told_my_best_friend_lesbian_that_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kwokjoel | null | None | null | null | null | 1334011049 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s1jbr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s1jbr | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s1jbr/tifu_i_texted_my_girl_best_friend_that_i_loved/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 74 | null | null | I accidentally pressed on the wrong name (as both if their names start with "Au") and now she's just keep spamming my inboxes with "I Love You <3". FML | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I texted my girl best friend that I loved her instead of my gf. Now she's spamming my inbox on nearly every social network I have. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1jbr/tifu_i_texted_my_girl_best_friend_that_i_loved/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334010527 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s1iy8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s1iy8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s1iy8/tifu_by_covering_the_inside_of_my_new_shirt_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | I had come home from travelling internationally with new clothes. I stupidly had my deodorant and toothpaste in the same bag and toothpaste got on the bottom of the deodorant. When I put deodorant on while wearing my new shirt, I covered the new shirt's inside with toothpaste. Luckily, it came out quite easily. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by covering the inside of my new shirt with toothpaste | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1iy8/tifu_by_covering_the_inside_of_my_new_shirt_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bathedinsanely | null | None | null | null | null | 1334008067 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s1gvi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s1gvi | null | 92 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s1gvi/tifu_dutchovened_myself_puked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1188 | null | null | Last night, I decided to go out for ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant, but my stomach hasn't been acting up lately, so I thought I'd have a treat. I had a cone and I felt fine, other than a little rumbling in my stomach before bed. That night, I had a strange dream, where I was being chased by a monster through a jungl... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Dutch-ovened myself, puked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1gvi/tifu_dutchovened_myself_puked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334007480 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s1gbf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s1gbf | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s1gbf/tifu_ex_gf_prescription_meds_lost_keys_and_wallet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | I was interstate for easter, fast forward to yesterday where I stupidly delayed my flight by 12 hours to spend more time with my ex girlfriend (of 6 years ago).
Ended up taking lots of prescription medication, spending the entire day in bed with her, narrowly missing my flight home, discovering halfway through my $50 ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: ex GF, prescription meds, lost keys and wallet | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1gbf/tifu_ex_gf_prescription_meds_lost_keys_and_wallet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333982182 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s0tgh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s0tgh | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s0tgh/tifu_i_drunkenly_texted_my_fuck_buddy_who_im/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 49 | null | null | In my defense, he kind of does. Full beard, frequent flannel wearer. But I know he was't happy about it. I mean who would be? Now he either doesn't reply to texts or his replies are super short. Go me! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I drunkenly texted my fuck buddy who I'm crazy about that he resembles Richard Karn | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s0tgh/tifu_i_drunkenly_texted_my_fuck_buddy_who_im/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Alice_Lane | null | None | null | null | null | 1333952159 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s0fxo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s0fxo | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s0fxo/tifu_lost_my_keys_and_cell_phone_in_a_grocery/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | So, I took my friend and her mom to the store because they needed food but they don't have a car. She lives out of town, about an hour and half where I live. Anyways, we were at the store and I noticed: I didn't have my cell phone or keys. I had gotten off the phone with my mom 30 minutes previously so I know I had tha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Lost my keys and cell phone in a grocery store | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s0fxo/tifu_lost_my_keys_and_cell_phone_in_a_grocery/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | delofan | null | None | null | null | null | 1333951736 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | s0fpf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s0fpf | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s0fpf/tifu_in_front_of_friends_grandparents_played_porn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I went over to my friend's grandparent's house for an hour or so. We were just in the sun room, her poppop was reading the paper in the same room, and her mommom was in the adjacent room, on the computer. No TV on, just very quiet. We were trying to entertain ourselves with our iPods... And I knew I should close all of... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: In Front of Friend's Grandparents: Played Porn
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s0fpf/tifu_in_front_of_friends_grandparents_played_porn/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1333942008 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s08n0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s08n0 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s08n0/in_front_of_friends_grandparents_played_porn/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | In Front of Friend's Grandparents: Played Porn | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s08n0/in_front_of_friends_grandparents_played_porn/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | FireTeam-Violet | null | None | null | null | null | 1333941776 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s08g4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s08g4 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s08g4/blood_blood_every_where/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Blood... Blood every where... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s08g4/blood_blood_every_where/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334094247 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s38a7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s38a7 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s38a7/t_my_wife_fu_and_gave_me_wrong_directions_on_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Wife told me to go left off an exit and then just follow the road and it (the store) would be on the left. Turns out she meant turn RIGHT and it will be on the left. I ended up driving around the biggest lake in the state (Winnepesake) before realizing that she sent me the wrong direction. Once I realized what happened... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | T My Wife FU and gave me wrong directions on the way to a store I hadn't been to before, ended up turning a 5 min trip into 18 miles around a lake in the wrong direction. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s38a7/t_my_wife_fu_and_gave_me_wrong_directions_on_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tylerdeedot | null | None | null | null | null | 1334081940 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s2wb0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s2wb0 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s2wb0/tifu_i_cooked_my_ramen_in_the_microwave_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | OH GOD THE SMELL. i wish i could blame this on being high, or fucked up, but i was sober as.. an ox(?) when i did this.
i put two ramen squares in a bowl, popped it in the microwave and timed it for 5 minutes.
i sat down on the couch to watch an Office re-run, and my smoke alarm began to shriek. i leaped into the k... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I cooked my ramen in the microwave, and forgot to put in water. (this is the 2nd time this has happened) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s2wb0/tifu_i_cooked_my_ramen_in_the_microwave_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JesusofTorn | null | None | null | null | null | 1334081391 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s2vrn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s2vrn | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s2vrn/tifu_tried_to_show_off_to_some_local_kids_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | At each crossroad where I live, there's large stone spheres to stop cars coming off the road and into the corners of houses. I decided to drive my Land Rover up one of them to show some kids that my vehicle can actually handle adverse terrain. I crawled up fine but crawling back down the tyre slipped off and to the sid... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried to show off to some local kids
and broke my Land Rover | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s2vrn/tifu_tried_to_show_off_to_some_local_kids_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334079661 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s2u68 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s2u68 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s2u68/tifu_i_accidentally_ran_a_red_light_in_our_cbd/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | expecting a fine and possible license revoking (not sure how many points it constituted). This will be devastating if i got caught. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu: I accidentally ran a red light in our CBD late at night | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s2u68/tifu_i_accidentally_ran_a_red_light_in_our_cbd/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334073164 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s2oa8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s2oa8 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s2oa8/today_i_received_a_horny_lesbian_text_from_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | *"I want to kiss your neck and shoulders, you really are the most fantastic woman in the world, I really love you so much <3"*. ^^((1)^)
I couldn't believe my eyes at first, but then it all fell into place. My name starts with an A, so I show up first in almost everyone's phone list. It was *most probably* an acci... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Today, I received a horny lesbian text from a friend, and I showed up to a sleepover one day early. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s2oa8/today_i_received_a_horny_lesbian_text_from_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MSciCSI | null | None | null | null | null | 1334071537 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s2mw6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s2mw6 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s2mw6/tifu_drove_a_motorcycle_for_the_first_time_today/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 194 | null | null | The trust between my friend and I has grown over the time we have known each other. He rides a motorcycle, I drive a car. I had never driven a motorcycle. I made a bet that I could set off on his motorcycle without any kind of stalling on my first attempt since my knowledge of clutch control was so good from my experie... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drove a motorcycle for the first time today. Crashed a motorcycle for the first time today. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s2mw6/tifu_drove_a_motorcycle_for_the_first_time_today/ | null | null | null | null |
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