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1655649771 | 1655651239 | t3_vfwobp | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shesnotintothistrack: TIFU by not paying attention.
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skazz0r: This is why I don’t PVP when I’m tired.
Shesnotintothistrack: Fair enough! I feel like there are a lot of things I shouldn't do tired.
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1655651628 | 1655653229 | t3_vfxbov | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a fellow student
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Thatagataa: God you sound exhausting. I wish people would stop confusing being horny with beauty... I can tolerate people making questionable choices based on sexual tension, but dont call it wholesome afterwards
[deleted]: why not?
Thatagataa: Because it gl... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1655652304 | 1655655692 | t3_vfxjz2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing a towel in my elevator
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Sir_Randolph_Gooch: This didn’t happen
Metal-Butterfly: What!! Two day old account and no karma and the first thing posted/commented is a beginning intro to a porno? Well I have never..
Sir_Randolph_Gooch: Who asks a wet stranger in a towel for help lol
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1655652367 | 1655652558 | t3_vfxkrq | t5_2to41 | 10 | anotherwaytosaykelp: Tifu by serving espresso
Obligatory this did not happen today but months ago.
So I had just gotten hired at Starbucks, and wasn’t big into the coffee scene so wasn’t familiar with different roasts/ difference of espresso from regular coffee. At the Starbucks location I’m at, it’s very small and s... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1655653915 | 1655699674 | t3_vfy434 | t5_2to41 | 25,116 | dilcreas: TIFU by using the word "broski".
i am 18, will turn 19 this year, also PAN AND ACE! not everyone wants to fuck everyone they like. i never posted about having an husband, cause i never had one, AITA bots posts a comment of ur post if u ever delete it, so u can double check it like that.
I started dating my ... | 34 | 738.705882 | |
1655653930 | 1655703404 | t3_vfy49o | t5_2to41 | 1,785 | Friendly_Function817: TIFU by scarring my dad for life
I (25f) live with my fiancé (28f). We went to the beach for a few days, and my dad came over to take care of the dogs. On the evening of the second night the dogs had gotten diarrhea. They pooped all over our bedroom. Well my dad cleaned it up and went into our bat... | 10 | 178.5 | |
1655655970 | 1655657790 | t3_vfyu31 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by sending a mass email with the wrong info
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Shibby523: Please make sure to keep us abreast of the situation.
CursedSpawnOfSatan: I see what you did there
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1655656778 | 1655688924 | t3_vfz41p | t5_2to41 | 503 | warmteamug: TIFU By not paying attention to ALL of the groceries before putting them away
Within the last two months I have discovered a new found love of brie cheese and my husband, already being a fan, would buy a package occasionally and bring it home to eat. After trying it and realizing how much I adore it, each t... | 9 | 55.888889 | |
1655657768 | 1655663245 | t3_vfzg75 | t5_2to41 | 6 | thedudemeister08: TIFU: By using my friends gift card
I had this one friend who had a birthday about 6 months ago and he got a gift card from Best Buy. Since he had it, he has never used it once. As a matter of fact I think he forgot about it. Anyways, one day me and a couple of my other friends were having a sleepover... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655658502 | 1655659070 | t3_vfzpgp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing something on a flight i have never worn before
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guy4guy4guy: Well was it that big and it was that noticeable that you couldn't have pulled the food tray on top?
OkVolume1: Could've balanced the food tray.
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1655658302 | 1655718255 | t3_vfzn2q | t5_2to41 | 2 | Unho1yIntent: TIFU by getting involved with a woman across the country and being left SOL with heartbreak and down $2100
Hope you're in for a bit of a read here. I'm a guy for reference. TL;DR at the bottom.Before you comment: Yes I know this was a lot of money to spend on someone you're not in a committed relationship... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1655657066 | 1655660262 | t3_vfz7ky | t5_2to41 | 38 | orlanthi: TIFU but at least Barcelkna is lovely
Edit: it's Barcelona of course!
Edit2: finally got my emergency documents and flew Barcelona Rome then train to Livorno to catch up with the ship there. A very expensive lesson for me.
For her 50th birthday, my wife wanted a cruise so that's what she got. But that was ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1655660214 | 1655678052 | t3_vg0arg | t5_2to41 | 12 | alm1688: TIFU by trying to have a bowel movement while constipated
I’m currently hospitalized because I just had cranioplasty surgery to replace the bone flap on my skull from a hemmorhaggic stroke that has paralyzed my left side. Last night I asked for the bed pan because my hospital room and bathroom is too narrow f... | 3 | 4 | |
1655697495 | 1655701407 | t3_vg0jhz | t5_2to41 | 21 | StayinAnonStayinAnon: In either case be it rape or your hypothetical, that's a act of true evil that I feel is deserving of death.
CanlStillBeGarth: But it also makes you cum thinking about doing it.
SlumberSophmore: Are you that dense to not compartmentalize the difference between kinks related to fantasy and reality?... | 25 | 0.84 | |
1655666568 | 1655669296 | t3_vg2ias | t5_2to41 | 26 | Strugglegirllust: TIFU by being a sexually frustrated Christian
From what I understand the Bible says that we should flee sexual immorality and that we should only have sex with someone we are married too. I’ve also heard a lot of preachers say it’s a sin to masturbate. So what is a single horny Christian suppose to do... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1655667705 | 1655669391 | t3_vg2w6q | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying a chokehold without telling my training partner how to tap out.
I'm part of a niche, disorganised self-defense group where everyone shares a little of what they know in blocks of a few weeks. My experience was judo and jiu jitsu, I've never taught before, but things were going mostly okay un... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1655669059 | 1655841181 | t3_vg3d7f | t5_2to41 | 36 | SevenEquipped_: TIFU by lending my sister a book
Last month my sister (13) wanted to read a book of mines (16). Since I had a lot of books I decided to give her one that was interesting and didnt have inappropriate things. This is because my parents are SUPER strict on romance and sexual stuff, I mean they blocked disn... | 4 | 9 | |
1655670979 | 1655706869 | t3_vg41og | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself out of the room after jerking off and making the walk of shame to my mom's room
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GoingByTrundle: Unless you walked in naked, hard as a diamond in an ice storm and dripping with lube, I don't think she'll know.
Also, it sounds like you jerked off to your sleeping girlfriend on... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1655671528 | 1655672155 | t3_vg48mr | t5_2to41 | 13 | Weirdgirlemo: TIFU by sending sexual Snapchats to this girl
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thoxo: Lol that's fucked up, first thing you talk sexual and you get mad she's not interested? Some girls will be ok with that, some won't because they feel uncomfortable. Just leave her alone and move on.
BryceThaKidd: Go look at her profile, she’s ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1655671500 | 1655672382 | t3_vg489z | t5_2to41 | 28 | TheHandsomeBoby: TIFU by making my best friends date each other
First of all, I support them as a couple. I think they're a great match, and they look really cute together, but... Being friends and hanging out with them hasn't been the same since they started dating. A little bit of background info: I (M16) moved to a ... | 4 | 7 | |
1655672415 | 1655673959 | t3_vg4eew | t5_2to41 | 13 | AquaSherbet: Lol you counted? Maybe you’ve got a numbers kink …
Chutson909: Lol…numbers kink.
AquaSherbet: I’m going to introduce an abacus to my sex life and see what happens.
Fnord1966: Neither of us will have the capacity to use it.
AquaSherbet: Challenge accepted.
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1655672097 | 1655681058 | t3_vg4fmv | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a condom dissapear and ruining my date's first time having sex
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CruisinJo214: If a condom can slip off it’s too big. Buy proper sized condom for safe use.
OkVolume1: The condom is not too big. It is the intended size. It is the willy that's too small.
AvailableTell2851: But that’s sti... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1655677929 | 1655709072 | t3_vg6gfy | t5_2to41 | 1,060 | Pengious_official: TIFU by catching COVID and ending up like Tom Hanks in The Terminal
Context: I live and study in the UK
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Two weeks ago I got pickpocketed while in London. As a result of this, my BRP card which is basically a type of residence permit got stolen. While the norm would be to get it replace... | 5 | 212 | |
1655680765 | 1655681260 | t3_vg7eyj | t5_2to41 | 18 | Arterra19: TIFU by listening to my friend’s running advice
Obligatory mobile apology, obligatory not today but constant since a few years ago. Also I have ADHD so I tend to ramble, but this should at least make a good story.
So one day, I was running in gym with a friend. Said friend was a few years older than me. We... | 3 | 6 | |
1655682376 | 1655721345 | t3_vg7xb3 | t5_2to41 | 285 | YourMomsBleachedAnus: TIFU for having paranoia about my massive fucking shits.
I’m marking this NSFW because you wouldn’t show this to your boss.
Please note that it was not today but about a year ago. Last week would be the anniversary.
So when I was younger, I had shits. Not your regular shits but shits that wou... | 8 | 35.625 | |
1655682919 | 1655744223 | t3_vg836o | t5_2to41 | 112 | betterhavenotexisted: tifu by actually going to the salon as planned
Hi! This happened yesterday, it's 5am here now.
I've been trying short haircuts on my hair so last time i got a short bob and it looked good from the same salon so i thought "I'd try some bangs with it".
I planned to show some pictures of what i wan... | 12 | 9.333333 | |
1655617059 | 1655694376 | t3_vfo927 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Lumottuwu: TIFU by my bad ringtone choice.
So a coupke weeks back I set reminders to drink water on my phone. I decided it would be a good idea to set my reminder ringtone as the alarm sound. (The one on iOS that goes 🚨EERP-EERP-EERP🚨. You can probably see where this is going.) It worked quite well and I never. got j... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1655684505 | 1655774332 | t3_vg8jwb | t5_2to41 | 80 | Dylisill: Tifu by opening a video a stranger sent.
Now I’ve never been popular and I only really give my number out to close friends and family. But it’s the first year after not being in school for 2 years so I meet new people and give my numbers to them to stay in touch over the summer.
Now today I’m sending message... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1655687892 | 1655688349 | t3_vg9jqe | t5_2to41 | 33 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #18 Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
PheonixGalaxy: I’m ok with regular tifu but I like some jokes here and there or a heart to heart moments
JC1812: Got it. Wanna share a story?
PheonixGalaxy: Nah I’m good but thanks for asking
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1655688319 | 1655690930 | t3_vg9og0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | samanthagrey25: TIFU by thinking Dairy Queen would be a good place to grab a quick bite.
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theedgeofoblivious: I fondly remember chili cheese dogs, chicken strip baskets, and dip cones at Dairy Queen.
This isn't a fuckup at all.
samanthagrey25: The one I got was very very bad 🤢
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1655688556 | 1655712237 | t3_vg9qyc | t5_2to41 | 5,116 | [deleted]: TIFU by using oil instead of lube
(Throwaway acc for obvious reasons)
So today was actually about a week ago.
I was going to do anal for the first time and didn’t have any lubricant.
I didn’t want to buy any because i am very socially awkward and being at the checkout with a bottle of lube would kill me... | 11 | 465.090909 | |
1655689094 | 1655709165 | t3_vg9wpp | t5_2to41 | 186 | hgr129: tifu by doing the responsible thing
Sooo today I did the responsible thing and took an uber home from the bar.
Unfortunately my lyft driver either decided to leave the bar and start driving or was under the influence of other things but he decided that while driving me home his best course of direction was to... | 6 | 31 | |
1655689530 | 1656563525 | t3_vga1c8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | itisonlyaplant: TIFU by trying to turn on the water at my friend's family cottage
So my friend let me stay at her family's cottage on lake Huron for a night between two kiteboarding sessions. She told me I had to turn a valve to turn the water on. Well so when I got to the cottage, cocky homeowner me thought I would tu... | 3 | 1 | |
1655691815 | 1655793847 | t3_vgaq7b | t5_2to41 | 525 | MyLittleThroAway69: TIFU by listing my car on Turo
Obligatory this didn’t happen TODAY but it happened last week…the results are in today. Guess what? TURO SUCKS!
So I recently started working from home and traveling for work. That being so, I figured I’d list my car on Turo since I don’t have a need for my car every... | 8 | 65.625 | |
1655692633 | 1655699624 | t3_vgayt2 | t5_2to41 | 32 | hellcat_hoodrat: TIFU by going to the beach with my brother and his friends after a breakup
So I (26F) just got out of an 8 year relationship about a month ago. It was messy, and so I’ve just moved back home to my parents house where my brother (24M) is also living. He has his friends over a lot, so we’ve all been hang... | 4 | 8 | |
1655693257 | 1655718491 | t3_vgb5nt | t5_2to41 | 11 | asbit7: TIFU by falling in love with someone that isn’t ready for a relationship
TIFU well, I don’t know the exact day I actually fell in love with him, but yea recently.
I knew from the start he didn’t want a relationship, wasn’t over his ex and has a lot of issues and traumas from his past.
I knew all that, yet, st... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1655699458 | 1655740807 | t3_vgcym9 | t5_2to41 | 717 | LickMyCheezBalls: TIFU by paying someone $15000
I work in accounts, and one of the things we do regularly is pay people for overtime. The manager sends us a form, we plug the numbers in, they get the cash.
In the pay system we use, you put in a 3 digit numerical code for the type of OT you want to pay, then the number... | 8 | 89.625 | |
1655703190 | 1655761880 | t3_vgdz5r | t5_2to41 | 6 | Straight_Boys: TIFU by insulting my sister's best friend.
Okay, so I'm a sophomore in high school with one elder sister who is a senior. I went up to my sister's room tonight to call her over for dinner, and as I stepped in, she was on the phone with her closest friend, Bella. I dislike Bella because I find her annoyin... | 6 | 1 | |
1655704036 | 1655706673 | t3_vge76c | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by taking bowling too serious
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GeneralChillMen: Guys this dude has been writing the same damn post for almost a year now. It’s always some super macho guy says something about girls aren’t good at sports, he makes a wager with girl, then gets his ass kicked in said bet and has to wear a dress. ... | 3 | 4 | |
1655707889 | 1655712962 | t3_vgf69d | t5_2to41 | 42 | SellingMakesNoSense: TIFU by losing my social circle by not confronting rumours
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CozyBlueCacaoFire: You didn't FU. You cut off people in your life that isn't worth your friendship, it's a good thing.
chloebanana: 
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1655709713 | 1655716082 | t3_vgfn3o | t5_2to41 | 10 | Traditional-Job-5545: TIFU by binging meth and probably infecting kids with covid
Not today but yesterday Tried smoking clear for the first time at the start of my weekend. Stayed up all weekend and went into work with no sleep. I was feeling sick and was stuffed up but figured it was all meth and lack of sleep and foo... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1655709957 | 1655742411 | t3_vgfpat | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my mom and brother find my porn folder
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Creinium13: Who cares? It’s naked people fucking. She’s done it.
Unless it’s incriminating just let it blow over.
You’ll be embarrassed for a while but it’s not the end of the world.
Super_Kami_Popo: Well, its CP so its very incriminating.
Th... | 4 | 14 | |
1655715719 | 1655727799 | t3_vgh375 | t5_2to41 | 18 | SnooTangerines1675: tifu by telling my brother he was lucky
So for background my dad is kind of abusive, thinking about doing a true off my chest post about it soon, so I HATE going there, not sure about my half brother tho. But he doesn't *legally* have to, just me, so he barely ever comes over to my dad's with me.
... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1655716774 | 1655717783 | t3_vghc3a | t5_2to41 | 22 | YoungJack00: TIFU by letting my father using my camera
I work with my father and one day he asked me for my camera because he had to take some pictures of scratches on a new car (we have a car showroom). I was busy so I just gave it to him without thinking much about it.
After a couple of days he calls me to his offic... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1655716637 | 1655721036 | t3_vghaxm | t5_2to41 | 6 | SpicedCinnamonCake: TIFU by screwing with an old clock
We started exams so instead of having school transportation, we have had to find other ways to get home. Today, after grabbing a bite to eat I jumped on a bus to my town and went for my grandmas house, deciding to take my brothers bike home with me. Also, I didn’t ... | 3 | 2 | |
1655720571 | 1655818058 | t3_vgi96n | t5_2to41 | 4,385 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting pierced in my ass
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Imafish12: Lol, I was reading this and just thinking dude go to the Urgent Care/ER. This kind of nonsense is exactly what we are here for.
i-d-even-k-: ER doesn't seem to give a shit, though.
sorator: They care, it's just not a top priority. Unfortunately, sometim... | 8 | 548.125 | |
1655727406 | 1655822168 | t3_vgk4z3 | t5_2to41 | 429 | [deleted]: TIFU trying to show my friend my 'skincare'
So, technically this happened a little while ago but I've been told you'd all appreciate my humiliation.
The short-ish version is, a little while ago I had been recommended a new moisturiser by my friend. I tried it out and it was great. I went to send a selfie to... | 8 | 53.625 | |
1655729114 | 1655743409 | t3_vgkoqo | t5_2to41 | 20,087 | sadolddrunk: TIFU by claiming to be Jewish
This didn’t happen today, or yesterday, or the day before that. In fact, it happened almost ten years ago. But this particular fuckup continues to affect me to this very day.
Several years ago, after a bad breakup, I decided to cheer myself up by getting back into tabletop ga... | 13 | 1,545.153846 | |
1655730667 | 1655741238 | t3_vgl71g | t5_2to41 | -1 | SnooPineapples9262: TIFU by masturbating too much.
So, I just woke up with my arm paining so much. I initially thought it was because i slept in an odd position or because i went to the gym after a long time. But on thinking about it another possibility presents itself. Note, I am female. I have the habit of using a wa... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1655733814 | 1655735271 | t3_vgm91r | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being single
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Hd0ggg: What toxic things are you doing?
Wrong_Celebration_14: I’m ngl I’m clingy asf, not even in the cute way. I get overly attached too quick so it makes me mad easily when they don’t text back. And sometimes but rarely I’m manipulative but don’t realize I’m being manipu... | 5 | 2 | |
1655737730 | 1655756011 | t3_vgnnc9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | imnewonredditso: tifu on my first day of my class. help
Today was first day(online classes) and i was unable to join the class and i message my teacher and he called me to explain and guess what by mistake I called him uncle. Why????? I need help . I hope other students didn't listen that . After that , my teacher call... | 3 | 1 | |
1655738689 | 1655740044 | t3_vgo0jp | t5_2to41 | 9 | JVM4RQZ: TIFU by going online on my friend's phone
So this happened a little less than 3 weeks ago but I only found out about it a few days ago. So me and my friends were hanging out and it got quite late so I thought maybe someone was messaging me or looking for me. My phone was broken at this point in time and it was... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1655743719 | 1655748667 | t3_vgpxmg | t5_2to41 | 10 | sleeplessinmtl: TIFU: because I can't keep my mouth shut
This just happened. This is my TIFU....
I was walking my kids back to school after their lunch break. Got to a corner, my girls didn't stop, so I spoke loudly so they would stop. There was alot of traffic.
Once I got to my kids, I told them that there's an "id... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1655744941 | 1655752386 | t3_vgqfdg | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my phone in my front pocket on a roller coaster
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AnotherDork: My guy, it was not father's Day yesterday. Or am i tweaking?
Beckandrews: It absolutely was yesterday
LC_Anderton: Someone’s in trouble 😏
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1655745332 | 1655748329 | t3_vgqkuj | t5_2to41 | 18 | FiggNewton: TIFU by putting toothpaste on my ass
On one hand I can’t believe I’m about to post this, on the other I feel it’s just funny not to tell SOMEONE. This was a few years ago. My husband & dad always played in this fancy golf tournament every year, and there’s all these fancy parties. And afterparties. And ... | 6 | 3 | |
1655745606 | 1655776882 | t3_vgqoq2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | rebelwildheart: TIFU by not controlling my laughter.
I'm a chill person, I can manage my behavior under normal circumstances.
I was on my way home when this guy (late 20s or so) in front of me (we're sitting) seems to be so antsy, he's so restless: he would bounce his knees, cross and uncross his arms, he has a fidget... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1655749319 | 1655753807 | t3_vgs43y | t5_2to41 | 14 | bigmilkbounce: TIFU by liking big boobs
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baaaaddds: Need to get off porn and into the real world. Everyone likes big yitties dude. Ditch the dating apps and go meet people ffs
jstrap0: You want him to only go for women with FFs? That is really narrowing his dating pool.
JimmiRustle: I’d say his dating pool is ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1655752337 | 1655779444 | t3_vgt9dn | t5_2to41 | 30 | ilovebusan: TIFU by accidently drugging the girl I like
throwaway account for obvious reasons, but she reads reddit often so it might just be pointless to try and hide this post.
This literally just happened and I am still a bit dazed and confused. Yesterday, June 19th I was celebrating my friends birthday, she had t... | 3 | 10 | |
1655752256 | 1655769749 | t3_vgt8da | t5_2to41 | 122 | rasenshirukenn: TIFU by accidentally walking into a strangers house
So my sibling recently moved in with their SO and was having some friends and family over for a small house warming. I had helped them move some of their stuff in before so it was not the first time I've been to their house. For context they live in a ... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1655752803 | 1655840929 | t3_vgtfns | t5_2to41 | 171 | throwaway17485937: TIFU My Dad saw my internet search history on his computer on his computer because I never signed off
TIFU, this happened about ten minutes ago, and I am shamefully typing this from my room.
I left a time bomb on my parents' computer. When I was visiting home during Christmas, my mom needed help wi... | 9 | 19 | |
1655754675 | 1655761436 | t3_vgu4pv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex in the mall parking lot
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chuckycastle: TYFU by posting a story about underage sex
Adorable-Schedule-99: Is a one year difference really that awful?
nosnevenaes: Not the point. Its a legal issue.
Adorable-Schedule-99: I'm sorry. I'll delete the post then.
ohv_: You did nothing wro... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1655755732 | 1655760325 | t3_vguiqk | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing shorts on dinner with my family
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Dangerous_Ad7501: Could she see your vagina or underwear? That might be what she was trying to tell you?
Lamagirll: Nooo they’re not that wide lmao,and I even pulled them lower
Dangerous_Ad7501: Go get you some more food and fuck what your mom thinks... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1655756894 | 1655766922 | t3_vguyar | t5_2to41 | -1 | cantkeepshe: TIFU by making a new account to message this girl
I made a post a while back about how I sent a Snapchat to this girl I met online and she blocked me for being a creep. I talked about how I was going to end up messaging her on a new account because I was upset that she rejected me. I actually feel bad and ... | 9 | -0.111111 | |
1655757154 | 1655811550 | t3_vgv1zx | t5_2to41 | 1,295 | GueroInfernal: TIFU by not using the restroom for a week
This happened around 15 years ago, but man I tell this story all the time and it kills. I want you to know it is 100% true. You'll have to take my word for that. I am not a very good writer so hopefully it comes across well enough.
I was a 15 year old boy with ... | 7 | 185 | |
1655759893 | 1655838937 | t3_vgw3ws | t5_2to41 | 46 | Scottche: TIFU by giving a junkie a ride to the trap house when I should know better as I am a recovering addict
I am a recovering heroin addict with 4 years clean, I am on the methadone program now, google it if you are unaware and if you are count yourself lucky. I arrive at the clinic and see a man in a relative sta... | 10 | 4.6 | |
1655761562 | 1655797482 | t3_vgwqt9 | t5_2to41 | 21,357 | Square_Wall_5768: TIFU by having sex with my wife
So I've been married for a month now. My wife and I abstained for personal reasons until we married. Sex has been great. Learning what your partner likes while they learn what you like is special.
Anyway, today was a horrible day at work. So my wife, knowing how bad t... | 15 | 1,423.8 | |
1655761779 | 1655828596 | t3_vgwtnf | t5_2to41 | 122 | ilovemywife29183: TIFU by making my son cry at his birthday party
My son had his third birthday party today. He had been asking for anything and everything Animal Crossing related, so me and my wife thought it would be a good idea to buy him a cake with his favorite character on it. The cake looked wonderful, and his f... | 8 | 15.25 | |
1655763051 | 1655763535 | t3_vgxaxs | t5_2to41 | 11 | thatonegenzer: Tifu by taking a drink out of a straw
I get really thirsty at night to I always make sure to have water by my bed. I like using cups with straws because it takes little effort when I’m half asleep.
I’m currently moving so I don’t have a mattress in my room anymore and I decided to sleep on the couch be... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655762500 | 1655767666 | t3_vgx3hp | t5_2to41 | 17 | IUseRedditForNews: TIFU while making an exhaust for a customer.
Today at around 10:30 I was working on a Chevy SS pickup that was getting a new exhaust due to rust, so might as well get an upgrade! The upgrade did need some custom fab work done to make it fit right, and all the piping that we kept on was still in good ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1655765454 | 1655767366 | t3_vgy61q | t5_2to41 | 27 | snazarella: TIFU by selling our old bed at least a month before the new one arrives
TIFU by trying to be proactive. We bought a new bed frame a couple of months ago and it is supposed to arrive in July. I'm excited for it and really looking forward to the new look.
I know that selling stuff can take a while so I go... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1655765445 | 1655767654 | t3_vgy5xk | t5_2to41 | 10 | lastcrazygirlz: TIFU by giving in to psychotic thoughts
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Rohans33: if you are thinking of harming yourself, please talk to someone. This is not a reason to end your life. There is so much more out there for you.
eaither way, you would benefit from speaking to someone about this, preferably a professional coun... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1655766598 | 1655767122 | t3_vgyky9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Huntress-Blood: TIFU by buying a game I can't even play
I recently signed up for gamefly. My first disc came in the mail after four days, but this second game is taking a little bit longer. I was desperate to play anything (on my day off work) so I bought a cloud version Kingdom Hearts bundle on the Nintendo e-shop tha... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1655767598 | 1655840988 | t3_vgyxau | t5_2to41 | 7 | yimpo: TIFU by kissing my best friend
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grasp_br: "Cuddle him, just as bros"
Ill have to interrupt u there young man...
There is no such thing as "cuddle as bros"
OldResult1: These were my thoughts exactly. Your friend is of the gay, be there and support him on his journey getting to know himself and coming o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655768262 | 1655772519 | t3_vgz5le | t5_2to41 | 11 | alm1688: TIFU by not getting out of bed for four days
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SevenZee: Shit, I’m so sorry to hear about you going through all that D: I really hope you recover as fast and cleanly as possible!
alm1688: Thank you, they got me on some strong antibiotics to help prevent anymore staph infections, so here’s praying, I do... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1655770427 | 1655772336 | t3_vgzvni | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting turned on by my friend while she was traumatized and crying
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Drakorre: Tldr: You assaulted an assault victim. You're amongst the lowest of the low.
mjkjg2: the account is 15 minutes old, definitely a poor attempt at creative writing
Drakorre: Ah fuck, I should've caught that. Dammit.... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1655770977 | 1655870382 | t3_vh028m | t5_2to41 | 8 | Debleckpenta: TIFU by getting groped
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chamberofcoal: Yeah bro, never moving if you're going to hit someone - super valid practice. I'm kidding. Grow up. You, the other person, or both bother people can act like a decent human in public. You're chosing to be the dick every time you run into someone.
Except wai... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1655772392 | 1655814461 | t3_vh0j5y | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by Jogging in the morning and getting arrested.
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SwankPony: I always start a new exercise routine with a daily 3-hour morning jog too
Holsous: Same, Usually after my 3 push-ups and 4 squats. I need to do 3 hours of cardio obviously.
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1655772737 | 1655786949 | t3_vh0n9a | t5_2to41 | 31 | sjs1244: TIFU by watching a kid’s movie with my kids.
This is f-up just happened little while ago. My husband has a couple friends over hanging out in the basement, so I decided to put a movie on for the kids (11 and 8) and I to watch. I figured I would go with a kid’s movie that I’ve somehow managed to never see bef... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1655772987 | 1655773509 | t3_vh0q7s | t5_2to41 | 18 | miss-banana-bea: TIFU by using bandaids as a cover up.
For context, I got a sternum tattoo a little over a week ago and it’s still healing. The artist recommended not wearing a bra for the entire healing period to avoid irritation.
Anyway, this was yesterday. To have a little modesty while going out I decided to slap... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1655776185 | 1655833191 | t3_vh1rgm | t5_2to41 | 48 | Ok-Possession8533: TIFU by looking at swim shorts
I have been dating my girlfriend since our Freshman year of high school, and our relationship has been quite steady- I honestly don't really have any complaints. We are both openly bisexual and I have acknowledged that my attraction to men has always outweighed my attra... | 4 | 12 | |
1655776046 | 1655777203 | t3_vh1pvn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Krispy_chicken1345: TIFU by using a water gun in school
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AndMarmaladeSkies: Reddit user agreement says you need to be 13
Krispy_chicken1345: Old story
Krispy_chicken1345: I say I’m 12 so the story sounds current
AndMarmaladeSkies: Yeah? So how did it end? Did she lose her job? Did it haunt your life?
Krispy_ch... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1655779684 | 1655813816 | t3_vh2vja | t5_2to41 | 7 | xXSkyyFoxXx: TIFU by unlocking the door while housesitting
I’m a dumbass. I haven’t breathed a word to this to anyone except reddit and my SIL, who is living with me.
I’m housesitting/petsitting for my best friend. its a 20min drive there and back, and its a damn good gig. 150 up front, more later, and they pay for g... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655780822 | 1655782419 | t3_vh38jx | t5_2to41 | 12 | deepthrowaway23: TIFU by telling my wife I wanted to spend time with here
Just happened today.
Almost a week ago now, my wife’s brother passed away. He meant a lot to her and I loved him like my own blood brother as well.
Well I was off work the first 2 days of his passing and with her at her families all day for bot... | 3 | 4 | |
1655780911 | 1655781984 | t3_vh39jm | t5_2to41 | 36 | PinatasandNachos: TIFU by not being blunt that I was taken
tl:Dr : I fucked up and made a guy at the bar think I was wish-washy by not being blunt
Today I (F26)went to the bar by myself. I have been in a committed relationship for over a year and half now. I was sitting by myself watching the Stanley cup finals when ... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1655784420 | 1655826463 | t3_vh4ci0 | t5_2to41 | 976 | cvab: TIFU by thinking the phrase "picture this" was a metaphor
(Disclaimer: this fuck up is less of a "today" thing and more of a "my entire life up 'til now" thing. Hooray!)
Obligatory first time poster comment. Sorry if this seems a little like I'm rambling, too--this has blown my fucking mind and I'm still sifting... | 9 | 108.444444 | |
1655787590 | 1655794251 | t3_vh59b5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Smashuglygirl: TIFU by believing women
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Reefsmoke: People would be surprised how true this is in the US's legal system as well. I've been locked up with people who have been accused of rape without any evidence.
People have/are/will spend years locked up under false accusations of rape. Women who accuse men o... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1655788347 | 1655838968 | t3_vh5hcl | t5_2to41 | 187 | amanda9525: TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend
On the night of our first date, my boyfriend (22M) and I (21F) had spent the whole day together talking and hanging out. It was easily the best date I had ever been on. We wrapped up our long conversation around 2 am. I offered him to stay over at my place for the night ... | 5 | 37.4 | |
1655787811 | 1655852545 | t3_vh5bxk | t5_2to41 | 53 | JingleTao: TIFU by being too lazy to close the bathroom door.
Obligatory this happened about 20 years ago when I was 15. Background info: I come from a very strict and conservative family. My parents never explained sex to me because they assumed I wouldn’t be having it possibly ever or until I got married, and at that... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1655792778 | 1655793083 | t3_vh6nr9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting Sxuly Touched By My Step Sister
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No_Consideration6513: Hangman time
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SailorMoonRaven: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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1655791382 | 1655793225 | t3_vh6b29 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By staying up too late before gym
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Olaf_Is_Here: Moral of the story: sleep and stop lying on Reddit.
SailorMoonRaven: Yes indeed. I didn't actually get the cop car but yes the oldwoman saw me in my sheer boxers t.t
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1655793384 | 1655966105 | t3_vh6t8z | t5_2to41 | 19 | IndigoFell: TIFU By Not Wearing Water Shoes
This actually happened a few days ago, but the outcome is still inconveniencing me as I sit here feeling dumb. So what better to do than make a 2:35 A.M. post about it?
I took a vacation to the beautiful Island of Sanibel in Florida, preparing for a week of shelling, swimmin... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1655788643 | 1655950959 | t3_vh5ka7 | t5_2to41 | 81 | matikray03: TIFU by playing video games with someone younger than me
I didn’t really know where to post it because I don’t think I really did anything wrong, but oh well.
I have been playing video games with someone on Xbox for over a year now, I think he’s like 5 years younger than me or something, I don’t really kno... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1655790122 | 1655833172 | t3_vh5z56 | t5_2to41 | 469 | LunaticBZ: TIFU By sitting in the wrong car.
Technically three days ago, but close enough.
While pre-caffeinated on my day off I stopped by my local gas station to get my morning energy drink and smokes.
I sit down in my car and notice the carpeting on the floor pad is all messed up, I start freaking out how this cou... | 5 | 93.8 | |
1655796034 | 1655797673 | t3_vh7gzh | t5_2to41 | 19 | Affectionate_Bad2320: TIFU by accidentally looking like a gigantic creep on the city bus
Long story short I am a HUGE photography fanatic. Every few days me and my buddies will go out together (In Portland Oregon) and take a bunch of creepy looking photos of weird or run down places that look like they could be in a ho... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1655792527 | 1655857692 | t3_vh6lmj | t5_2to41 | 140 | wreckitywreck: TIFU by trying to get fit
Yesterday was TIFU. I am a woman in her early 40s and have just reached 120 kg/265 pounds. I had been mentally preparing for the moment when I finally do something about my fat self. Yesterday was the day. It started off pretty well - muesli, yoghurt and fruit for breakfast, ste... | 4 | 35 | |
1655800835 | 1655828546 | t3_vh8lzy | t5_2to41 | 3,418 | concernedpxnda: TIFU by not staying up to date with the news
IMPORTANT EDIT: Folks outside the US check your peanut butter using the jif website. Some comments from across the pond are finding their products were part of the contaminated batch. Check your elderly folks, too.
So I just straight up do not watch the new... | 10 | 341.8 | |
1655801964 | 1655847249 | t3_vh8v2i | t5_2to41 | 139 | Over9000Zeros: TIFU by not shutting the water off before working on the tub.
Wow, how foolish of me. I got off work at 2AM today and came home and immediately thought to replace the cartridge in my tub because the faucet leaks a lot. It's been getting worse by the day so I knew I couldn't put it off much longer. I've g... | 4 | 34.75 | |
1655807110 | 1655838928 | t3_vha4mr | t5_2to41 | 7 | BoytoyCowboy: TIFU with the cost of living high
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TruDuddyB: Not really a TIFU but that's a damn good song
BoytoyCowboy: Atleast I'm not alone
builtbybama_rolltide: Haha he’s my friend’s neighbor, I’m totally saving this to show him the next time I see him. Jamey is a really nice guy and I think he will laugh
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1655812036 | 1655831025 | t3_vhbfll | t5_2to41 | 17,734 | Low_Imagination_8933: TIFU by running out of the bedroom to fast to have sex
So I’ll make this short and sweet. I’m at a girls house having a good night, the night is drawing to a close and things have been very flirtatious and a bit spicy. So we finish a movie and proceed to go upstairs. We get to the bedroom and I fo... | 16 | 1,108.375 | |
1655812526 | 1655814022 | t3_vhbke2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | cantsleepsick: TIFU by calling an emergency room for an upset stomach
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nnaughtydogg: I can just picture the busy hospital staff having to deal with this idiot
cantsleepsick: So I’m an idiot for trying to help myself not feel like I’m about to throw up every five minutes? Ok.
nnaughtydogg: You either go to the ... | 4 | 3.25 |
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