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1655814944 | 1655816840 | t3_vhcc1b | t5_2to41 | 20 | cantsleepsick: TIFU by asking my doctor for specific medications
I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist for about two years now and she has proscribed me several antidepressants and a few anti-psychotic medications. I’m not going to lie and tell you that they haven’t been helping me but I feel like I need more. I asked her if... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1655820531 | 1655821992 | t3_vhe7kg | t5_2to41 | 13 | HanaMay_B: TIFU by not being on top of travelling plans
My friend and I had been saying that I should visit them in the USA (I'm German) for years.
Beginning of this year we finally threw together a fast plan, and I am supposed to start travelling the morning of the 24th. Today is the 21st.
It was kind of a rushed d... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1655822660 | 1655839455 | t3_vheyvm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU making my girlfriend's mom cry
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Bozigg: You didn't do anything wrong. She is going through stuff, and you were there to help her.
Jack-Sparrow_: I don't think I should've help her until tears because that made her feel frustrated about herself. My girlfriend had also warned me about how she cou... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1655824045 | 1655825408 | t3_vhfhi8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally shaving a significant portion of my eyebrows to look asymmetric
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bobstro: If you make a small mistake, leave it alone. It'll grow back. You can make things much worse trying to "fix" a problem that will go away in a few days.
SerVinnette: Yes, I won't touch them again. I'll let ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655824154 | 1655825278 | t3_vhfiw9 | t5_2to41 | 69 | Shiftygo50: TIFU by trying to do the right thing.
This actually happened a few days ago but still bothers me.
On my way home I noticed a dog off leash without their human. Since the dog was a couple houses down from my driveway, I got out of my vehicle and called out to the dog hoping it would come over to me so I co... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1655827625 | 1655887661 | t3_vhgt5g | t5_2to41 | 508 | L0V3G00D: TIFU by telling my gf i've had sex in a movie theater
First of all, english is not my first language, so i'll work hard to get this understandable.
I'm (24m) she is (21f), we are that kind of couple that usually u can find in one place, for some couples, this place is a certain bar, for others is burger h... | 21 | 24.190476 | |
1655830146 | 1655831680 | t3_vhhqw4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Alternative_Touch798: TIFU: By letting my dog step on a bee.
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Fit_Ad_7681: This seemed a bit scattered, but:
>dating a pirate
>I do bitch up
>I ended up shitting on my bfs bed
>now I am broke af
Amber, is that you?
On a serious note, take the dog to the vet.
Alternative_Touch798: I have neve... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1655832957 | 1655836408 | t3_vhisso | t5_2to41 | 6 | __happymuff1274: Tifu by not tipping the cat groomer
My family had a beautiful exotic shorthair cat. Unfortunately, the breed is known to have the whole smushed in face, and my cat happens to have the tiniest nostrils. So, when he tries to groom himself he essentially is suffocating himself. Because of this we take hi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655833639 | 1655834706 | t3_vhj1yh | t5_2to41 | 11 | 28mindy: tifu by being horny, lying, and trying to hide it
This started about 12 hours ago and is on-going. Me (28m) and my roommate i guess? (23f) have lived together the last 4-5 years. Most of that we were actually dating and things were rocky but we managed to work things out for the most part. This year she wante... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1655833691 | 1655845967 | t3_vhj2mz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Glittering-While-257: TIFU by having no life experience and almost getting scammed out of thousands of dollars
I'm a college kid, I'm new to this whole adult thing. I also have hella anxiety because, you know, I don't know what I'm doing.
I bought my laptop 2 years ago. I'm writing a book, and that computer is my prid... | 3 | 5 | |
1655836203 | 1657915757 | t3_vhk1iw | t5_2to41 | 19 | crabdog2: TIFU by un-matching the hottest girl I’ve ever matched with on Tinder
We hit it off so well, I messaged her 2 hrs after matching and was pretty much in disbelief by how beautiful she was. She said that I was so cute and I looked like a celebrity that she liked and was replying really fast. I basically blew it... | 10 | 1.9 | |
1655836715 | 1655839550 | t3_vhk8nf | t5_2to41 | 31 | Nateme69: TIFU by having SEX with my GIRLFRIEND AND HER MOM
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Skurploosh: This was written by a 14 year old.
PM_ur_Rump: Worse. Check the history. Likely a bit older but obsessed with um "enhancing" his "manhood."
Nateme69: My brother says he doesnt know what you are talking about
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1655836958 | 1655837387 | t3_vhkbzp | t5_2to41 | 1 | Aroundwomen: TIFU by being a part of the modern dating scene
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GoblinsGuide: Try fucking dudes again.
streamninjasexparty: try fucking dudes chain
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1655838612 | 1655855548 | t3_vhkyu1 | t5_2to41 | 8,615 | I-Steam-A-Good-Ham: TIFU by not washing new underwear before wearing them
This is actually a YIFU, but I'm just now getting to posting it.
Yesterday I was getting ready for work and put on some brand new undies out of the package. I've always usually washed them first for fear that some weird detergent or something co... | 12 | 717.916667 | |
1655844242 | 1655948724 | t3_vhn3fu | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU by going out with a potential predator
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Willowshep: Sounds like your 100% on point, did your due diligence, reached out for explanation. That literally could of happened to anyone; Think of it this way, you dodged a bullet before you got too committed/ heart broken. Nice job.
Praise-Bingus: I g... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1655844890 | 1655845377 | t3_vhnc9c | t5_2to41 | 6 | JohnnyCalibre: TIFU by not taking out my trash before going on vacation
This one pretty much explains itself. We’ve had a heat wave here in Ohio where I currently live. Some days have reached nearly 100 degrees for multiple days in a row, which isn’t your average summer here in the Midwest.
Anyway, I went on vacation... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1655846086 | 1655907209 | t3_vhns8q | t5_2to41 | 1,533 | Type2Noble: TIFU by getting pierced in my ass - update
Update: The doctor made a small incision to check for the splinter, but did not manage to find it. According to him the splinter is too close to blood vessels, so I have to wait for a surgeon to check it out.
Update2: After many hours of waiting, it was my turn. T... | 6 | 255.5 | |
1655849261 | 1655850045 | t3_vhoz6y | t5_2to41 | 28 | awkward_bisexual: TIFU by snooping through my mother's messages
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wyedamnit: The truth is that you don’t really know either of your parents as well as you think you do. It sucks that you had to find the msgs but it really is in everyone’s best interest to pretend you didn’t. There’s no right answer for this, ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1655847072 | 1655935345 | t3_vho5vk | t5_2to41 | 195 | Cozziechov: TIFU by not paying attention to my surroundings while driving
Happened to me earlier today. Was on my way home from the doctor's office sitting at a light with a few cars in front of me and a dump truck slightly ahead of me to my left. Traffic light turns green for me, and the cars in front of me start to t... | 5 | 39 | |
1655850096 | 1655905052 | t3_vhpa9b | t5_2to41 | 120 | Jeditaedae: TIFU by peeing on the back of my pants
So this happened today, at work of all places.
I have been on this drinking water kick lately at work where I will drink 4+ water bottles a day. So about an hour of coming back from lunch, I got this massive urge to drain the snake. So I headed to bathroom into one o... | 4 | 30 | |
1655853014 | 1655854531 | t3_vhqbgg | t5_2to41 | 59 | sailboatssink: TIFU by leaving a plastic bowl with popcorn remnants on my counter top
I have a 6 y/o generally well behaved Australian cattle dog that free roams my house when I’m not home, as he isn’t crate trained (we tried, but he was a rescue and wasn’t having it.) Normally we have almost zero issues leaving him ou... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1655855204 | 1656015269 | t3_vhr1x3 | t5_2to41 | 16,654 | Mel_Behaved: TIFU Believing ‘Emergency Cock’ was a real expression.
English is not my first language and I was living in an Anglophone province where I was putting my English to good use while learning expressions like “it’s a piece of cake” or “hold your horses” since expressions are not always obvious. One day on thi... | 11 | 1,514 | |
1655858469 | 1655875223 | t3_vhs5nk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Evening_Raisin7569: Tifu by having a good heart and being naive
This happened today, I was at a gas station pumping my gas, and this guy comes up to me and asks if I have any cash cuz he needs gas to get back home. Usually I don’t even think about entertaining these things but something about this was different. I’m in... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1655859599 | 1655864027 | t3_vhsj1c | t5_2to41 | 12 | CricketInvasion: TIFU by having too long butt hair
The fuck up happened yesterday morning when I took my morning dump, huge one I might add. I sat on the toilet like I normally do, nothing unusual. As the poop was getting out of me I felt a weird sensation on my ass, kinda like when you pull on your body hair. After a ... | 6 | 2 | |
1655855657 | 1656032140 | t3_vhr77h | t5_2to41 | 47 | Bwyanfwanigan: TIFU by throwing a plank and my back at work.
I'm a shipwright and am currently starting to put planks in the port side of a 123 year old wood oyster boat. The boat is owned by a company that has a stockpile of white oak. There is a guy who basically coordinates things between my business and the compa... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1655860189 | 1655862638 | t3_vhspwk | t5_2to41 | 18 | JC1812: TIFU Talks Episode #19!! Got a story to share? Come and share it on TIFU Talks!
OutwithaYang: TIFU by telling a mother the donuts she was trying to get were for fathers, I guess.
So, Sunday morning my church was having a Father's Day celebration where they were handing out free donuts to the dads, and one ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1655860859 | 1655861173 | t3_vhsxhn | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU in middle school
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iHomelessMonkey: I'm kinda at a loss for words...
You know that it's not your fault, right?
FarmStriking5690: Technically it was
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1655860101 | 1655920736 | t3_vhsozg | t5_2to41 | 59 | teensysnek: TIFU by engaging in small talk in the elevator at work
This happened this morning while I was going to work.
I'm generally a pretty shy person, and I keep to myself unless someone initiates a conversation with me first. As a result of not going out all that often and carrying myself in a more reserved man... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1655862876 | 1655933285 | t3_vhtk4r | t5_2to41 | 83 | chungus-inhaler: TIFU showing my research group countless tabs full of furry/vore porn
Right off the bat, no I am not into furry or vore or anything.
Okay so I live with 3 roommates in an apartment near the campus of the college I attend. We have a giant TV that my roommate got from her older brother. We often watch m... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1655864102 | 1656119764 | t3_vhtycq | t5_2to41 | 7 | BigStunGun: TIFU by ruining a good friendship
I'm a shit talker and only talk shit to people I actually care about mostly, it's been a bit of a coping mechanism for years to avoid dealing with emotional damage from a fucked up childhood.
This happened a few months ago, I did my usual smack talk but hit a sensitive ne... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655864577 | 1655870694 | t3_vhu40l | t5_2to41 | 13 | Beneficial-Position2: TIFU by shutting my blinds the wrong way
I'm gonna make this short. I live in the one story house in my bedroom window faces out towards the street. My dad always told me to close the blinds up that way people can see inside. Today I was outside getting the trash cans and I had the bedroom light... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1655871483 | 1655922766 | t3_vhune9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Holthe1994: It also depends on experience level. When I first started using cannabis I was almost always alone at home, now… fuck it lol. I did indoor skydiving high and it was amazing, movies, long boarding, drives as a passenger are way better! I work as a fire fighter and I’ll never show up there stoned unless it’s ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655867113 | 1655955139 | t3_vhuxla | t5_2to41 | 28 | KoreanSwans: TIFU when my non-english speaking grandma walked in on me
TIFU when my non-english speaking grandma walked in on me.
Just as the title says, My grandparents have been living with me for a couple of weeks and when they left they house for the first time in a while I thought to myself “well I have time”, an... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1655866319 | 1655926180 | t3_vhuog9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Psychological-Gap623: TIFU by not seeing a stranger when I was peeing
So I was at an old quarry with my friends and basically there’s this group of “travellers” that lives nearby (this is important later.) We headed to this huge waterfall and planned to mess around, climb rocks, play poker and barbecue.
So at the bott... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655882296 | 1655932481 | t3_vhywtc | t5_2to41 | 12 | yay__me: I hear ya, but that was their life. And I can't just make it ours, you know? And I don't want to. It wouldn't be natural. He just lived a different life with her. He was younger then, and we all change. I think his past hurt has changed him, and I just need to accept that.
Scarboroughwarning: I don't mean a ca... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1655881092 | 1655885802 | t3_vhywso | t5_2to41 | 5 | Helpful_Return_1873: TIFU by saying my boyfriends sisters name during sexy time
The title sounds very bad, let me start off by saying no, I’m not having any kind of affair.
I was doing the do with my boyfriend today, I’m the more dominant one in the relationship, it was phone sexy time. This is usual as he lives in t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1655885442 | 1655909496 | t3_vhzzp6 | t5_2to41 | 60 | LesKateCJ: TIFU by getting a fat lip courtesy of my wife.
Tl;dr at the bottom.
Obligatory this did not happen today, but rather a few days ago over the weekend. Also, I'm on mobile, so please forgive any formatting issues.
My wife and I have an awesome relationship, and an amazing sex life - so, naturally, we cou... | 4 | 15 | |
1655829968 | 1656532241 | t3_vhhoje | t5_2to41 | 10 | ayush-shah: TIFU by tweeting in a controversy
This happened an hour ago. I'm a class 12 student. In India, to get admission in undergrad engineering/research programs (except medical/bio related fields) we have to give a college entrance test called JEE (Joint Entrance Examination). It is one of the hardest exams.
The... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1655888721 | 1656008994 | t3_vi0smo | t5_2to41 | 67 | Everyday_Hero1: TIFU By getting the bartender "Timmy's" attention by quoting South Parks "Timmy".
TL;DR: After talking about South Park with 4 of 5 guys at the bar, I said "Timmy!" like the Timmy character from South Park to the bartender named Timmy, to have the 5th guy who is blind have a go at me for the way I said ... | 9 | 7.444444 | |
1655890122 | 1655892556 | t3_vi157d | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by damaging my dads trailer
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bigmark9a: Are you like 5? Trying to hide you got into an accident? What kind of relationship do you have with your father? That’s the real question.
Captainschitqunt: Deleted this pretty quickly didn't he. Looks like he's going to lie then.
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1655890352 | 1655909167 | t3_vi1789 | t5_2to41 | 48 | roticakes: TIFU by losing a whole lot of money.
This happened last week but it still hurts a lot. Last Wednesday my wife had a pretty shitty day at work, was hoping to cheer her up by getting her something. So the next day I scrolled through Carousell(a buying and selling app in singapore) and I saw someone selling a p... | 9 | 5.333333 | |
1655896527 | 1655906003 | t3_vi2shp | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking "like you?"
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TurkeyDinner547: Haha... those god damned kids.
TitaniaT-Rex: I’d say 50% of my interactions with my teens and their friends end with me thinking, “fucking kids,” while shaking my head. Thankfully, they’re good kids and it’s usually a funny incident.
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1655898072 | 1655903143 | t3_vi37q1 | t5_2to41 | 46 | dph_prophet_69: TIFU by giving my roommate our address
Me and my roommate are getting a new apartment. He was on the phone with the power company and needed the new address, which I had written in my notebook. I opened up to the page and handed it to him.
I forgot I had given him the notebook and went to sleep soon a... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1655902374 | 1655943652 | t3_vi4kpy | t5_2to41 | 36,349 | Dull-Energy-7918: TIFU by asking for some hardcore bdsm from my boyfriend. And now I think I’m mentally scarred.
I am in no way shape or form blaming my bf, but I think I mentally scarred myself. I’ve been watching some pretty crazy shit recently, and I had the smart idea to try something out. I asked him if he could p... | 15 | 2,423.266667 | |
1655905718 | 1655923184 | t3_vi5p6x | t5_2to41 | 87 | WhatIsLife4242: TIFU by trying to cut cucumbers as fast as Gordon Ramsay
So for some reason, I (15f) think the way Gordon Ramsay chops stuff is really cool, and I ultimately decided to try it out on some cucumbers when I was making salad for lunch. Somewhere in the back of my consciousness, I knew it was a really dumb ... | 6 | 14.5 | |
1655909528 | 1655913727 | t3_vi727q | t5_2to41 | 2 | Careless-Ad-767: TIFU by going out hungover
so last night i went out and as you do, got sloshed. this morning I threw up, no big deal because that usually happens. im doing a summer course and went to that, felt like I was gonna throw up again so went to walk out, didn't make it to the bathroom and threw up on the floo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1655911999 | 1655913392 | t3_vi7z1a | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to cancel my membership to a “chat” room
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Usernamehorder: You left the bit out where you consciously gave them your card information
Obligatorycomment7: I thought that went without say…
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1655913065 | 1655995971 | t3_vi8d6b | t5_2to41 | 356 | Dr_Wh00ves: TIFU by splitting my wood.
The other day my family and I were having a memorial of life party for one of our family members and it was a pretty cold day. My mom had the great idea of getting a fire started in our fire pit but unfortunately, we had no wood split yet this year. So it fell onto me to get enoug... | 6 | 59.333333 | |
1655912967 | 1655914456 | t3_vi8bx5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: Tifu by not going out since the pandemic
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VoltaireYorkton: I'd say you're actually doing fine. A lot of us probably have some form of ED from excessive porn and masturbation. You have the opposite issue, your stuff *works normally*. You just have to work on the sensitivity I think.
As for the situa... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1655912675 | 1655934930 | t3_vi883s | t5_2to41 | 250 | Catybird618: TIFU by taking a gel capsule before running an errand
Yes, this did actually happen today.
So I take a medicine that comes in a gel capsule every morning. It's filled with a blue liquid, and is about the size of a black bean. This morning I took it right before leaving to drop the dog off at her play grou... | 5 | 50 | |
1655915561 | 1655999781 | t3_vi9b2u | t5_2to41 | 313 | animegross: TIFU by watching brutal anime
I used to be a huge anime fan. I still do like anime but for the longest time I’ve been under the impression that anime was mostly cute colorful animations. Don’t get me wrong I’ve seen somewhat violent anime but up until this point nothing too crazy. A good friend of mine intr... | 5 | 62.6 | |
1655914532 | 1655955935 | t3_vi8xdz | t5_2to41 | 11,808 | Teabags-Mcgee: TIFU by trusting my work schedule after accepting a 10 hour shift.
This actually happened 30 minutes ago (hour and a half now that I've typed it out), and I'm still sweating about it. To start, a wee bit of backstory.
I work at a gym, and (despite my free membership) I'm still pudgy, pasty, and an abhor... | 11 | 1,073.454545 | |
1655917114 | 1655917779 | t3_vi9vqt | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gay_Boiiiiii: TIFU by reminding my friend of my driving test they forgot about
This did happen today and I'm not proud of the way I handled the situation
English isn't my main language, sorry for mistakes!
Also I'm on mobile so sorry for formating issues as well.
My friend has depression and social anxiety (will be i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1655919312 | 1655933897 | t3_viapma | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By watching what might of been CP on twitter
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LifeSniffer69: It's fuckin reddit. Calm down. Your the one obviously searching some weird fucking shit on Twitter bud, not me.
Obviously is a fucking joke. Get a sense of humor lol
G93X: Don’t let this male-Karen get to you, a joke is just a joke, ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1655919925 | 1655927526 | t3_viaxru | t5_2to41 | 7 | Bustygirlfriendz: TIFU by having unrealistic expectations for women
My ideal woman is 38DD or bigger, has thick thighs, long hair, and is an absolute freak in the sheets. Actually that’s partially true. I also like goth girls, nerdy girls, and sporty girls. Maybe I don’t know what really want. I find myself always tryi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655919906 | 1655923025 | t3_viaxhd | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving away money I found on the ground
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NarrowBike2259: Unethical, but you could just come back in tomorrow with your wife and say the money belongs to you while having your wife explain that you have some sort of memory loss (from a brain disorder)
nonowords: Why would you not just have sa... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1655920559 | 1662452092 | t3_vib69m | t5_2to41 | 1,228 | Shaneblaster: TIFU by thinking paper was a digital medium
This actually happened a couple weeks ago. The wife and I decided to have a weekend getaway so we got to our destination and I proceeded to check us into our hotel while my wife waited in the car. The woman working at the front desk was very nice and she procee... | 9 | 136.444444 | |
1655923996 | 1655924510 | t3_vicgty | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl I like if she wants to kiss me
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LongDistRider: Good on you for seeking consent first.
TheKingBanana23: Yess always man
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1655923352 | 1655928152 | t3_vic815 | t5_2to41 | 16 | StellarDemon: TIFU by letting myself be manipulated for love
I'm terrible at expressing my feelings and formatting so I apologize for how it reads. This covers 2020 up until yesterday.
Back in 2020 I was going through one of the hardest times in my life. I had to end a relationship with someone I loved after almost a ... | 4 | 4 | |
1655925369 | 1655925870 | t3_viczvh | t5_2to41 | 13 | DamonDraco: TIFU by being too direct
TL;DR: I was asking a girl out to my house, since my family will be on a trip, and it bothered her.
I have this friend whom I have flirted with (she has in fact been very interested in me in the past and has even tried to kiss me while I slept on the bus) a few times and we were ta... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1655920148 | 1655926262 | t3_vib0o2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | AudiCostea: TIFU by throwing up at my prom party and losing my phone in the process
This story is a long one so brace yourselves. This happened 2 days ago but the thought of it still disgusts me.
So basically, my (18M) classmates decided to throw a prom party at a fancy restaurant. I thought it would be an awesome opp... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1655926269 | 1655944389 | t3_vidc1r | t5_2to41 | 16 | SynGT: TIFU by wearing Vans while riding my motorcycle (w/ pic)
So, obligatory his happened about 5 years ago now, but in the end is probably the reason I ended up selling my motorcycle.
I used to ride my bike to work every chance I got. I had about a 20 minute commute that went through some quiet suburbs, that at th... | 4 | 4 | |
1655927148 | 1655930931 | t3_vidnsm | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my GF I want to crossdress.
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coldgator: The pronoun switching is so confusing
7785aaaaa: I don’t get it either. Is it “she” or “they”?
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1655927541 | 1655929881 | t3_vidt4h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by deleting an inappropriate text
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aquay: Why were you estranged in the first place?
GullibleBathroom5616: U read much?
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1655930303 | 1655932951 | t3_vieurd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Southern_Name_4528: TIFU by opening my dads mail and I don’t know what to do now
So I guess I should start off by saying that my parents are legally separated (for tax purposes) at least that's what my dad likes to say. Today my dad had me go over to his house to get his mail due to him being out of state, and he didn'... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655930797 | 1655980535 | t3_vif1fm | t5_2to41 | 15 | buckchub123: TIFU by crashing my car into my house.
Had a great day at work. Came home where DH and dog were waiting for me outside. Get so excited I start waiving and open garage to park car. So excited and rushing to greet them that I get distracted, over estimate my turn and before I know it I’ve hit my garage door ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1655932666 | 1655993142 | t3_vifrb6 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Nogirldate: TIFU by being a loser
I honestly don’t see myself getting a girlfriend. I know people say there’s someone out there for everyone but I don’t see how I’m even compatible with a girl. I have a lot of red flags, I don’t have female friends, I spend most of my time playing video games, I live with my parents, I... | 4 | 0 | |
1655933171 | 1655958791 | t3_vify6c | t5_2to41 | 6,350 | knightfall0: TIFU by using a different condom and demolishing my dick, resetting months of progress
Obligatory it happened last week. For some context, I'm uncircumcised.
I go the the store to pick up condoms and I see these Trojans with "spermicide lube". "Neat", I said to myself, "extra protection.
..***NO.***
Let... | 13 | 488.461538 | |
1655933477 | 1655936691 | t3_vig230 | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my temper at my severely traumatized girlfriend and making her cry twice
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RedPepperJ32: Repost I read this a week ago then it was deleted
djquik1: With different names too https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/vf7rzl/tifu_by_leaving_my_girlfriend_while_she_was/
RedPepperJ32: No there was... | 4 | 16 | |
1655933987 | 1656053754 | t3_vig916 | t5_2to41 | 7 | YourLocaIKaren: TIFU by accidentally humping my doctor’s hand
Alright so; I’m a 14 year old girl who’s currently in the hospital for an overdose because my mind wasn’t responding correctly to the new Tenex that I had been taking prior to this incident.
Essentially what happened was that my doctor was checking my vital... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1655933558 | 1655936639 | t3_vig36y | t5_2to41 | 7 | llily__: TIFU by getting a spray tan.
I have prom on Friday. I thought, my last time at the school needs to me memorable so I'll go all out; I got a spray tan. Now, the spray tanner was great, she knew exactly what she was doing, was really calm & welcoming and not judgemental at all. So you're probably thinking.. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1655935226 | 1655994882 | t3_vigppy | t5_2to41 | 199 | cipherX76: TIFU by making my best friend hate me
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cbri: At your age drama is everything because you don’t have any other experiences. Don’t be part of it. Just be you, don’t talk about people, and be kind.
Remember tv and movies aren’t real life in any way.
cipherX76: yeah thanks bro appreciate it i just ... | 6 | 33.166667 | |
1655935138 | 1656035076 | t3_vigoc2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Nah_itz_Ceral: TIFU by stopping my antidepressants cold turkey
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ElementTopics: It's never a joke to deal with depression. Hope all goes well.
Try GoodRx or [https://costplusdrugs.com/](https://costplusdrugs.com/) (Mark Cuban's Pharmacy) for the meds.
Nah_itz_Ceral: Thanks for these! I’ll check them out and ho... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1655934867 | 1655938422 | t3_vigkql | t5_2to41 | 4 | Additional_Breath_89: TIFU by accidentally drink driving
This was about 30 min ago and I got very lucky that no harm was done…
My wife is busy on Wednesday evenings as she has rehearsals for an am/dram society she’s MD for - so she essentially sorts the kids and then leaves as soon as I walk through the door from work... | 4 | 1 | |
1655937544 | 1655939869 | t3_vihl6p | t5_2to41 | 9 | LimitlessSkillz: TIFU by accidentally getting stoned out of my mind at my hotel job
Firstly let me start off by saying I do not nor have I never smoked marijuana in my life but anyway I am a houseman at a Hilton hotel and it’s my job to pull the dirty linen out of each vacant room. Today one of the house keepers decide... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1655937445 | 1655941224 | t3_vihjxc | t5_2to41 | 25 | SadnessT-T: TIFU by nearly dying impressing a guy
The day started with a light drizzle which later cleared to reveal a bright summer sky. Ah yes- the perfect day for... math....... yay.
At the very least, I was able to see my friends again during this summer school. This made us look forward to being rowdy teenagers ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1655940276 | 1655952481 | t3_viijzv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Satorainius: TIFU and wasted an hour of my life.
This just happend. Still pissed.
My buddy and i were playing some direct games in MTG Arena. I was bored and my brain had the stupid idea of "Hey let's put every card we own into one deck".
While we were adding talks we were talking in voice. After we were done a... | 3 | 1 | |
1655951412 | 1655953126 | t3_vim698 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Demonicstop: TIFU by learning about cartels
I wish I didn’t browse so many things on the internet. I think I’d be happier. I learned about drug cartels today. They post videos of themselves online killing and torturing people in the worst ways. I don’t understand why the Unites States or Mexico doesn’t send an army or ... | 4 | 0 | |
1655951580 | 1656006545 | t3_vim84i | t5_2to41 | 28,567 | Yue4prex: TIFU by asking my fiancé to partake in CNC while I was asleep
This happened years ago, but it’s funny but also scarred my fiancé (now husband) for life I think.
First things first, CNC is consensual non consent. There are various types of CNC and the type I asked about was while I was asleep. I was going to... | 15 | 1,904.466667 | |
1655946508 | 1655980724 | t3_vikljo | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my best friend who’s been clean for 5 year of self harm that something has kept her clean (TW suicide)
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Vast-Operation517: Sounds like a drama queen someone who talks about it like that just wants attention. The people that don't say anything are the ones that actually do it.
Hayashi... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1655951918 | 1656096339 | t3_vimbuo | t5_2to41 | 48 | AddWorksXXX: TIFU By Misreading A Social Cue
This actually happened a while ago but I thought it would be fun to share here since I didn't have a Reddit at the time it happened.
A few years ago, I (20M at the time) worked as a pharmacy technician for Walgreens. I've always been a little awkward with customers becau... | 4 | 12 | |
1655954973 | 1664747888 | t3_vina1t | t5_2to41 | 1,247 | Hygge-: TIFU by using nair on my cooter cat and underestimating the power of hair removal cream
This did actually happen today
So about a week ago I (23F) bought sensitive formula nair for my legs because I thought being smooth without the hassle of shaving sounded nice. I put it on my legs, waited 10 mins, and then r... | 5 | 249.4 | |
1655944988 | 1655962376 | t3_vik3na | t5_2to41 | 27 | CranberryTaboo: TIFU by not binding safely
TIFU by not binding safely
Marked nsfw both because it's body-adjascent and also because OSHA would have a fit.
The fuckup was days ago but the effects are now.
The other day, I was sorting through old clothes and I found a sports bra that I hadn't worn in a while. It was a... | 3 | 9 | |
1655951585 | 1655960087 | t3_vim86p | t5_2to41 | 39 | scotchtapelord: TIFU by trolling myself
Woke up at 5am to drive to another state to have my late mother's safe deposit box drilled open. She died eight years ago but my father didn't bother telling the bank so her name stayed on their joint account and the box was never closed. He died last year and I'm dealing with ev... | 3 | 13 | |
1655957703 | 1656015534 | t3_vio44w | t5_2to41 | 7 | the_duck_mann: TIFU by posting photos in my University group chat
So, my University is moving campus. It’s been in the works for ages. For the last months however it’s been a “secret” that no one knows but every student knows anyway because one of the lecturers has loose lips. Due to some state regulations of some sort... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1655957947 | 1655961595 | t3_vio6rq | t5_2to41 | 22 | mrswister: TIFU By watching the Stanley Cup final game on my girlfriends computer.
So about an hour ago I was watching the game on my girlfriends computer (she had fallen asleep about 30 minutes before overtime) after the Av’s won, 2 of her friends (i’ve known one of the friends longer than she has and introduced the t... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1655954594 | 1655974908 | t3_vin5up | t5_2to41 | 131 | ImThe1Wh0: TIFU by helping my wife put IcyHot on her shoulder
This just happened, like 10 mins ago. I'm squinting thru tears and laughter, so please forgive me if there's misspelled words. Thank the gods for autocorrect.
So my wife hurt her shoulder and it's bedtime. I get up early for work, like 4 am early. It's late... | 3 | 43.666667 | |
1655960938 | 1656022559 | t3_vip1ie | t5_2to41 | 959 | Gatorsforthiscreator: TIFU by pranking my boyfriend for the last several weeks
So, we own Roku TVs. We somehow lost all Roku remotes? Or maybe they broke. I don’t remember. Regardless, we ended up downloading Roku remotes on our phones. From the Roku remote app you can control any tv connected to the same WiFi as your ... | 10 | 95.9 | |
1655960449 | 1656126865 | t3_viowm0 | t5_2to41 | 38 | FlashyFoot3277: TIFU by donating blood with my dad (UPDATE)
The link to the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/v75ahh/tifu_by_donating_blood_with_my_dad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
I waited a couple days and then just went to my mom and asked her when my dad wasn’t there. I said something l... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1655959167 | 1655969491 | t3_viojcy | t5_2to41 | 111 | PratikPingale: TIFU by leaving my friend behind and riding home alone
Apparently this happened yesterday so it's a YIFU.
A little bit of a general information. So where I live, there happens to be an annual festival (dindi) where large crowds, enormously large crowds, gather up to go to a holy site on pilgrimage toge... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1655964254 | 1655990240 | t3_vipx6r | t5_2to41 | 15 | borecore: TIFU by letting a ren fair lady put tattoo "oil" on my arm
The last time I went to the ren fair I stopped by the scented soap stall to look for a gift. This lady was like "I love your tattoos" and pointed at my breath of the wild one on my left arm. She offered to let me try this tattoo oil on it. I said sure... | 3 | 5 | |
1655965355 | 1656035567 | t3_viq739 | t5_2to41 | 12 | MinyMicMac361119: TIFU by trying to surprise my aunt by cleaning her car but locked myself out
I’m typing this right now at 1:07 am hiding behind my aunts van on the verge of tears
To clarify, my aunt has been having a rough week, she’s sleep deprived, her kids made a mess in her van, they don’t do their chores she as... | 6 | 2 | |
1655961661 | 1656005082 | t3_vip8p3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | SN_dragonfan: TIFU By Not Backing Up My Work
I'm sure some of the people here haven't heard of the wonderful site of ao3, but if do you use it, I'm sure you already know where this is going.
For those of you who don't use it, ao3 is a writing site that many people use instead of Wattpad, or with Wattpad, etc.
You can ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1655967523 | 1655988154 | t3_viqqg1 | t5_2to41 | 45 | pushupsforpasta: TIFU by getting my period
So I’m on the pill, and when I went on it, my doctor told me I only needed to have my period 4 times a year - sweet! So that’s what I do, I skip the sugar pills and only get my period when I want to (at least 4 times a year). I should also preface that I’m not a crier; I mean ... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1655967927 | 1655999904 | t3_viqu8k | t5_2to41 | 27 | LydiaMarie132: Tifu by vaping in front of a bee…
This happened last night
So me (20f) and my partner (24m) went out for an incredible dinner as a date last night, it was an awesome time and super yummy food, so we pay and make our way outside
We decided we were stuffed and didn’t want to walk back home so we took a t... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1655969019 | 1656041007 | t3_vir3tk | t5_2to41 | 1,575 | ThatRandomDev: TIFU by washing my hair incorrectly for 10+ years
I have been washing my hair wrong for 10 years. Since I was 6, I've been doing my own showers and hair and shit. Well, I've always gone conditioner then shampoo. It never really seemed to work and my mom is constantly telling me my hair is greasy and dirt... | 11 | 143.181818 | |
1655973378 | 1655989233 | t3_vis5de | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by bruising my thighs using jeans
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constantbs: You sure it's not just Dye Transfer? Go was your legs! :)
TurunSalmiakit: the jeans were nude and the marks red-violet+i tried to wash them and they didnt go away, so no :-D
| 3 | 10.666667 | |
1655981680 | 1656054173 | t3_viu5x3 | t5_2to41 | 1,024 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving meat to kid I was babysitting
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kevvv_66: You admitted your mistake and told her about it. You made the right decision.. now if she's really a good friend of yours, I'm sure she'll find it in her heart to forgive you. Try not to blame yourself too much about it. Honest mistake.. can ha... | 10 | 102.4 | |
1655987515 | 1656020650 | t3_vivu70 | t5_2to41 | 18,552 | Garrett_lax: TIFU by getting STD tested
This happened yesterday and I’m still a bit mentally scarred and need to voice this.
So within the last year I moved to Europe from America. I am young and decently fit and the European ladies have seemed to like my American accent. I haven’t been as diligent about protected se... | 13 | 1,427.076923 | |
1655987597 | 1655988371 | t3_vivv2y | t5_2to41 | 1 | EncryptedTreehut: TIFU by getting caught by my mum while jerking off to Back to the Future. Twice
Obligatory this fappened back in 2020, during home schooling
Okay, I was watching back to the future 3(great film), and was for some reason really turned on by Clara. I don't know why but for some reason I decided t... | 3 | 0.333333 |
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