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1656319610 | 1656398812 | t3_vlqvwu | t5_2to41 | 3,342 | RinseWithBlood: TIFU when I high fived a girl
Last night I (19m) went out for dinner with a girl I met online. The two of us were done with each other by the time the bill arrived. We had zero chemistry in person. I was so disappointed that I decided to walk home instead of calling an Uber. I live in a city that loves ... | 9 | 371.333333 | |
1656324729 | 1656325578 | t3_vls4nb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a young, horny teen and looking for porn on my friend's mom's work computer.
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OMGoblin: They knew. Are you still friends?
LemmeHumpYourPrinter: We distanced ourselves for other reasons, but we're still having occasional contact. What happened back then never came up again, except when ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656328427 | 1656358307 | t3_vlt31q | t5_2to41 | 586 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a night hike with “friends”
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Vinylove: > Moral of the story is, ~~don’t forget your inhaler on hiking trips.~~
don't have shitty friends.
gudgudgudby: How u do that?
speculatrix: Sadly, sometimes only when a crisis occurs and the crappy friends leave.
gudgudgudby: No I mean th... | 7 | 83.714286 | |
1656333063 | 1656349496 | t3_vluevl | t5_2to41 | 32 | Throwawyforlifestuf: TIFU by feeding my vegan friend meat
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Agret_Brisignr: Your friend is a psycho.
He's in jail for assault, not because you fed him meat
battmannxyz: Yes, OPs friend has some bigger issues going on there.
If this had happened to me (I'm currently a pretty hard-core vegan) number 1, I would ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1656334654 | 1656338854 | t3_vluwm8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheRobyMyself: TIFU by not going in a camp
So I(16M) am going to a volunteering center for teenagers from my high schools and every high school in my city. Every time you go to the center to do volunteering you get 1 point, at 15 points(don't remember exactly the accurate number) you win a camp at a beach. In that camp... | 3 | 2 | |
1656339507 | 1656343308 | t3_vlwkcu | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not letting my wife take a shit in the car?
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TwoHeadedBoyTwo: Of all the info in this TIFU, I’m more disturbed by the idea you travel with your dog in the trunk than where your wife shits
Svensk_shay: It’s an SUV, the trunk is the size of two very large crates. He can spread out on his pet b... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1656339785 | 1656340983 | t3_vlwnyt | t5_2to41 | 40 | Emotional_Egg_6372: TIFU by asking about her.
I always had my suspicions but he always shot it down. He made it clear that there was nothing there and gaslit me into thinking I was overthinking everything. We had our fair share of speed bumps that honestly just seemed to be getting bigger and bigger over time. I left h... | 4 | 10 | |
1656341954 | 1656345869 | t3_vlxgf0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Apex Legends with friends
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J11Knight: In my experience, you can't suck at the game AND be a giant pain in the ass 🤣 they are pretty much mutually exclusive unless you are planning on always playing by yourself.
SDennis05: Wdum? Sorry didn’t quite get your comment
J11Knight: I am say... | 4 | 1 | |
1656343280 | 1656401837 | t3_vlxyjf | t5_2to41 | 11 | she_gave_me_a_rose: TIFU by not knowing that ctrl+s doesn't save in the Italian excel version
So, this just happened and I'm depressed
I had been working and struggling to fill this pretty long and boring excel file for a couple hours
I don't usually do this kind of stuff since I'm a software engineer
As any develop... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1656344547 | 1656345141 | t3_vlyfam | t5_2to41 | 20 | had_had_had_had: TIFU by injuring myself with a machete
(This happened yesterday)
TLDR: I misused a machete and now I can't breathe.
A derelict field near my house is a prolific producer of noxious and invasive thistles whose fluffy seeds will blow into my yard and infest my garden/lawn/playground/flower-beds, etc. F... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1656344247 | 1656346441 | t3_vlybns | t5_2to41 | 11 | JudaiTerumi: TIFU by Falling Asleep on a Girl’s Bed As a Freshman in College 9/11/2021
Boy oh boy did I not think I was gonna find myself here…college changed me a LOT in a year. But anyways!…here’s how this shit began.
So at this college some students keep an EMS (Emotional Support Animal) with them in their dormit... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1656348465 | 1656460584 | t3_vlzy9u | t5_2to41 | 5 | Iconicsonicmilk: TIFU by sending a picture of my friend to my sister
TIFU by sending a picture of my friend to my sister
To give context, my sister was rating all of my friends a couple months ago. I sent a picture of all of them, (they all said I could) and she proceeded to rate all of them.
I’ll call the friend Ma... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1656349276 | 1656349667 | t3_vm09po | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking reddit what to do with my life, LOL
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skullyfrost40: Do u want to stay with your mom? If not then use the money to move out on your own. If you are planning to stay there maybe invest some of it, save some for emergencies, and then buy something for you.
L0V3G00D: Leaving her in not a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1656349316 | 1656354597 | t3_vm0aak | t5_2to41 | 47 | heartbrokenchristian: TIFU by letting church control my sex life
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shadesofwolves: Why is loving intimacy between two consenting adults even considered sin in the first place? What makes it sin? Is anybody hurt?
Live your life your way, and trust that as long as you aren't causing harm and living a full life,... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1656348532 | 1656384696 | t3_vlzz70 | t5_2to41 | 7,395 | Academic-Resident-44: TIFU by getting too drunk before meeting my crush.
This actually happened yesterday, but I'm still in the process of piecing together what happened.
So I've been talking to my crush over text for 2 months now. We couldn't meet irl for a couple reasons but we set yesterday as the date to meet up.... | 11 | 672.272727 | |
1656339397 | 1656357713 | t3_vlwj0u | t5_2to41 | 5 | SaltItsMeChris: Tifu by not having social media
Yesterday night I went to the one summer Vanderbilt building 9:00 time for the night view. Let me tell you it was a awesome experience but anyways I went there and there's these 4 floors but once you go up one you can't go back down. I paid for the full 4 floors and ri... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656354171 | 1656381515 | t3_vm26fq | t5_2to41 | 13,263 | AcuteMtnSalsa: TIFU and ruined my pool party with a fountain stench and death.
This title is not an exaggeration. I ruined my pool party in the most macabre way imaginable.
I have a lovely pool at my house, and it is summer here in the northern hemisphere. Those are about the only justifications I need to throw a poo... | 11 | 1,205.727273 | |
1656355386 | 1656355840 | t3_vm2nac | t5_2to41 | 21 | Radiodaize: TIFU By Mistaking A Dream For Reality And Almost Losing My Job?
This happened about ten years ago, but it's still cringeworthy.
I was a radio account executive, ie:; I sold advertising for a local radio station. One of my biggest clients was a huge car dealership. Not only did they buy advertising, but the... | 3 | 7 | |
1656358130 | 1656380014 | t3_vm3pgc | t5_2to41 | 88 | THEBIGC01: TIFU by listening to music at work
So I may be getting fired today. Today I was at work and just doing some regular stocking. It’s a slow day so my manager didn’t mind me having an AirPod in and listening to music. While I listen to music I often have a tendency to sing along to the music, albeit mostly unde... | 4 | 22 | |
1656359391 | 1656387409 | t3_vm46rk | t5_2to41 | 455 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying my gf would be fat if she'd weigh 80 kg
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CFH20: Seems like more a her thing than a you thing. You assigning a specific weight probably didn't help things, but definitely more about something she has going on regarding her schemata and core beliefs.
Routine-Customer-396: I always try ... | 12 | 37.916667 | |
1656359237 | 1656464758 | t3_vm44r2 | t5_2to41 | 344 | Zoomii555: TIFU by misusing my WiFi extender for years
A few years ago we moved to a new house. Due to a few things, the only place that I could really put my gaming setup was on the opposite side of the house as the WiFi router. I quickly realized that my connection was hit or miss, so I decided to buy a WiFi booste... | 10 | 34.4 | |
1656360349 | 1656361899 | t3_vm4kau | t5_2to41 | 2 | MarketHelpful1118: TIFU by cheating on my wife with a gay man
Me(M32) fucked up by cheating on my wife (F33) who I will call Jane with not only a gay man but my wife’s dad who is a 57 year old male that I will call jack. Here’s some context, Jack found out he was gay not to long after Jane was born after he came out he... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1656366214 | 1656370870 | t3_vm6607 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my cheating boyfriend
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Upvotes4Trump: You should try it one more time and see how it goes. Just send me a DM.
SDennis05: Bruh you creep
Upvotes4Trump: Lol.
Well I thought it was funny.
SDennis05: She has a shitty bf bro we got no reason to make her feel shittier
Upvotes4Trump:... | 12 | 0 | |
1656367065 | 1656368680 | t3_vm6j8y | t5_2to41 | 6 | dodo1287: TIFU by buying a car with complete payment without obtaining the Car's Title first.
Actually this is me (M living in Europe) and the person who bought the car is my wife (F living in CA)
So I bought a call from a private seller for $9500, but in contract we wrote 4500 because of DMV which I would pay less. ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1656368520 | 1656373875 | t3_vm74rb | t5_2to41 | 1,932 | [deleted]: Tifu by taking melatonin on a flight
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GeoInfoSciLHP: Sounds like you slept hard
AdamMartinez88: And wet
GeoInfoSciLHP: Moist
canolafly: No.
That's not a word. I forbid it.
Reaper_2632: He didn't say "no" though, he said "moist". So why does it matter "no" isn't a word? /s
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1656368906 | 1656373791 | t3_vm7a2e | t5_2to41 | 80 | Deditranspotashy: TIFU by flushing drain flies down my toilet
This story isn't sad at all like most posts in this sub it's just gross
My bathroom sink has been infested with drain flies for a good two years now. If you don't know what drain flies are, they're these little moth-looking flies that breed in damp areas, a... | 4 | 20 | |
1656363842 | 1656386384 | t3_vm5woi | t5_2to41 | 4 | Notontinderanymore: TIFU by having sex with a guy from tinder
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TerminallyBlonde: Yeahhh block the new one and move on, yikes. If this ever happens again, tell him next time instead of enduring it!
Notontinderanymore: Already did, not holding back next time.
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1656372173 | 1656409648 | t3_vm8gnq | t5_2to41 | 11 | accountthrow21412: TIFU I hurt my girlfriend by being jealous
(No i didn't beat her curse her out or anything) a couple of days ago (my ex now but let's call her Angie), was getting help for an assignment for a subject she had a really hard time on, Angie was friends with a student-teacher ( (Male) they were 6 years ap... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1656373198 | 1656375954 | t3_vm8tr9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | NoInflation7532: TIFU by ruining my hair 2 months before my wedding
Feeling pretty crappy about myself and just need to vent a little!
My partner and I are planning on eloping end of August with a few of our close friends (because of family drama I don’t want to get into, easier to break the news when we get back).
I... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1656389580 | 1656499602 | t3_vm8hme | t5_2to41 | 3 | FretlessMayhem: Hello Ash.
Dezirrez: You're guaranteed a closet pedophile. Go turn yourself in freak
DowntownWrangler94: Forgot to switch accounts? Lmao
Dezirrez: Did you? I quite clearly commented on someone else.
Soo funny being a dumbass huh.
DowntownWrangler94: I mean I can post the ss if you would like to see it ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1656374653 | 1656407809 | t3_vm9b8j | t5_2to41 | 31 | tifuthrowaway573747: tifu by having an upset stomach in an exam
*not today but a few weeks ago, during my gcse exams (bc i’m from the uk)
also relevant later: we have school uniform here which is, for girls, a SKIRT, blazer, shirt and tie.
This happened a few weeks into exams during English literature paper 1, which... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1656375436 | 1656377207 | t3_vm9knz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Ranglr_: TIFU by falling in love with a friend at the wrong time and losing them both ways.
I suppose this has been 'this year I fucked' up rather than a today, but story time anyways. A month or so ago I finally met a long time friend, we hit it off and hung out for 12hours the first day. About 8hours in we were starg... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1656376292 | 1656408219 | t3_vm9v3s | t5_2to41 | 5 | SeaEquipment3090: TIFU while using a gas station bathroom
i(f) went fishing with my dad and his friend(m). after fishing for about 6 hrs with not much luck we left and stopped at a random country gas station. since the women’s bathroom was empty i went in (both bathrooms were a tiny room with one toilet). i had the shi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1656376691 | 1656377216 | t3_vm9zuq | t5_2to41 | 13 | mikeoxmalss: TIFU by making a dark joke to my boyfriends mom
We were at a trap shooting event today and his mom just got done with a call. And she says the person on the call was like
Women on phone with mother: "where are you"
Mother:
Says something else(I honestly forgot)
my dumbass: "heh you should have sai... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1656384039 | 1656450955 | t3_vmcf1z | t5_2to41 | 31,646 | Ouroboros612: TIFU Had my mom and her friend spend 3 hours of their vacation looking for the colossus of Rhodes, one of the ancient wonders of the world, in order to "take a picture of it", Me not knowing, as a self-declared history buff, that it was destroyed thousands of years ago.
Happened roughly a month ago. My mo... | 14 | 2,260.428571 | |
1656385273 | 1656417831 | t3_vmcsz0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the implication my boss should have been bothered during her honeymoon when I told her I needed to quit
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Mother-Pitch5791: I doubt she is as worked up about it as you are. She was probably just trying to plug the whining cork back into your pie hole when she said she was going to talk... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656386904 | 1656429276 | t3_vmdbb9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | prettyyuglygirl: TIFU by following pretty women
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FlyingCatDragonn: Something tells me even if you were attractive on the outside you are one ugly guy on the inside, maybe try working on yourself rather than blaming everyone else? consider why you need the validation from other people so bad that you've gotten ... | 11 | 2.181818 | |
1656388150 | 1657764453 | t3_vmdovf | t5_2to41 | 88 | EfficientHospital130: TIFU I slept with a meth head
This was actually something that happened yesterday. I talked to this girl online who was seperated from her husband. She hadn't had sex in awhile and wanted to get together to play. So invite her over to my apartment.
Her 45 minute drive turned into 3 hours becau... | 12 | 7.333333 | |
1656391030 | 1656453254 | t3_vmejz9 | t5_2to41 | 45 | DiscardedSandwiches: TIFU by pretending to be computer smart
Today, yes today. I decided to be a good aunt and teach one of my nephews about computers. Not programming but building. So I needed an old computer tower to take apart. Genius idea I will put a shout out on my Facebook. Great people will help. Suddenly I get... | 9 | 5 | |
1656391487 | 1656493655 | t3_vmeojb | t5_2to41 | 39 | gothsappho: TIFU by drinking a kirkland signature brand gatorade after sex
technically happened a year ago. also technically a mutual fuck up.
on my second date with my now girlfriend, i went over to her house, presumably with the intention of getting it on. so we ordered burgers from a local burger place and watched ... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1656396213 | 1656407788 | t3_vmfzgt | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by making friends with internet strangers
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Potatotornado20: Ghost him for 3 weeks to make him miss you. Then he’ll realize he never wants to lose you again, and he’ll bring up wanting to meet irl
Preciriep: Is op looking for a relationship or a friend. If he/she does that. Either he/she will lo... | 35 | 2.685714 | |
1656397230 | 1656398679 | t3_vmg98p | t5_2to41 | 28 | Michelangelor: TIFU by doing coke before a first date
Honorary “this was actually two days ago”, but that pretty much sums it up
I’m actually literally such a chill ass dude most the time lol I don’t even like talking that much, and I literally NEVER do coke 🙃
But I was feeling a little anxious before this date and ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1656398525 | 1656460721 | t3_vmglhy | t5_2to41 | 5,452 | Gavin_Freedom: TIFU by saying how kinky I am during a job interview
This literally happened about 6 hours ago.
I've been searching for a new job for a while now. I'm very picky about the jobs I apply for, and so was excited to have my application accepted.
To set the scene, I'm 5'11" and do bodybuilding. I suffer fro... | 11 | 495.636364 | |
1656399207 | 1656403139 | t3_vmgrvb | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by using my work computer for a personal matter
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GeneralChillMen: There’s something weird going on here. There was a near identical post made a day or two ago. In it a college professor “accidentally” emailed a near identical gif of an Asian woman dancing suggestively to his students instead of... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656400913 | 1656404695 | t3_vmh7tb | t5_2to41 | 16 | Pitachippa: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she caused seismic activity
Kinda short, but I thought it was funny.
So my girlfriend and I share a very small, cheap matress that neither of us are quite happy with, but it's what we have to put up with due to space restrictions. We barely fit shoulder to shoulder on it so w... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1656391210 | 1656424397 | t3_vmels0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | loonygirl30: TIFU by taking medication and now my face is swollen
I was given a new medication back in April and it worked fine. I changed my pharmacy last week, and got my new prescription from Walgreens instead of Walmart. On Saturday my first sign that I’m probably allergic started. My face was swollen, my forehead ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656397512 | 1656443567 | t3_vmgbx4 | t5_2to41 | 638 | x_aids_x: TIFU by spraying perfume on my balls.
So for some background here I have a spray that helps dry my balls and it looks like a perfume bottle its kind of like a spray on baby powder.
After I came home from work I took a shower like always after getting out I used what I thought was the spray. only after I spra... | 6 | 106.333333 | |
1656408527 | 1656459305 | t3_vmj2s8 | t5_2to41 | 22 | cdhmedia: tifu by eating raw chicken
Literally happened 5 mintues ago. I had bought this pack of bbq chicken drumsticks from lidl and I don't know why but I assumed it was already cooked. Opened the pack and took one, tried biting but it was unusually tuff. Okay, maybe it's just because it's cold, so I tried again on a... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1656415168 | 1656429296 | t3_vmku71 | t5_2to41 | 87 | RastaBambi: TIFU by asking my girlfriend to buy me lunch
(M35) Yesterday I left the city that I lived in for 12 years to move in with my girlfriend. I've known her for a little over 2 years and after 1.5 years of being together we finally moved into the same apartment yesterday.
The buildup and anticipation was quite... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1656415762 | 1656472750 | t3_vml0aj | t5_2to41 | 7 | MaximumApeman: TIFU by riding my bike to Fred Meyer
This happened like 1-2 months ago but, I 13M was asked by my mom to go to the local Fred Meyer to get a few things she messed up her foot. I had no problem with this because I like riding my bike. plus I get to grab a snack or something. Anyways I get there grab the... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1656424607 | 1656511271 | t3_vmnvji | t5_2to41 | 45,933 | WowCoolFunnyHAHA: TIFU by getting water at a restaurant in Germany as an American.
I am in Germany with 20 other extended family (cousins, uncles/aunts, nephews/nieces, etc) and we got a reservation at a small restaurant in a little German town about 20km from Berlin. We told the server we were going to get one big bil... | 33 | 1,391.909091 | |
1656424600 | 1656440455 | t3_vmnvg9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | WowCoolFunnyHAHA: TIFU by getting water at a restaurant in Germany as an American.
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chaz0723: Did the dumb Amerikaner not realize they weren't drinking tap water, too?
WowCoolFunnyHAHA: we were drinking tap water
ic0nz1: If you ask for tap water specifically its typically free, if you pay for water you usually... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1656427783 | 1656428516 | t3_vmp1ji | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwaway-snappanic: TIFU by posting a video of me chocking the chicken on my public Snapchat story.
I never thought I would ever be the one posting to this sub, but here we are. Obligatory, this happened last night… but I’m still shook, so I made this throwaway account to hide my shame. TL:DR at the bottom.
So my GF ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1656427833 | 1656428208 | t3_vmp27z | t5_2to41 | 12 | trashsexwomen: TIFU by spending so much time trying to please women
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Trouble_in_Mind: Nah bruh, they just don't like guys like *you*. This whole post is toxic AF and shows that you're probably just as toxic.
Puzzleheaded-Pea-202: yes
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1656428125 | 1656436774 | t3_vmp65t | t5_2to41 | 3,505 | NanaOnReddit: TIFU by not knowing what “wanker” meant
An obligatory didn’t happen today. This happened 26 years ago, but I didn’t have Reddit to share it on. I’m 81 now, so that should give some context to the generation I’m from.
Growing up, I had a lovely aunt Emma who was often like a mother to me. She was a war br... | 7 | 500.714286 | |
1656430003 | 1656431532 | t3_vmpvpi | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a joke to a girl that I liked about how "every week has 7 days".
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StranglesMcWhiskey: But what's the joke
prosia0: that every week has 7 days. just a statement so stupid that it'd be classified as a joke ig.
StranglesMcWhiskey: I'm also looking at you in disgust.
This isn't a joke. I... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1656430426 | 1656431431 | t3_vmq1hb | t5_2to41 | 101 | Theflash013: TIFU By accepting a job offer 90 minutes away from all my friends
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hambo_81: Sounds like you have already made the decision to leave your current job. Get looking for something where you want to live. You don't owe the current company anything.
Theflash013: Agreed. I’ve already had the conversatio... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1656430520 | 1656431823 | t3_vmq2rm | t5_2to41 | 92 | Theflash013: TIFU By accepting a job offer 90 minutes away from all my friends
Well, it wasn’t today. Today just happens to be a bad day at work and I’m using Reddit as a vice.
Early last summer, I found myself unemployed living with a good friend in the metro as all my other friends. Life was tough, and I’m not one ... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1656434874 | 1656482442 | t3_vmrqk9 | t5_2to41 | 1,566 | sickpedestrian: TIFU by dropping my purse outside my car which lead to the worst day of my life as of yet
This actually happened yesterday but even if I wanted to type this out yesterday I couldn’t because I went into a full blown mental breakdown. So heres what happened…
Also I apologize for my grammar. I know gram... | 8 | 195.75 | |
1656434857 | 1656439267 | t3_vmrqcq | t5_2to41 | 44 | OccultMachines: TIFU by fiber-overdosing.
In the past few weeks, a couple big things have been happening. My wife (who does the cooking) left to take a break from the relationship and I've been getting the most intense gas pains, I'm talking pain that feels like I'm being ripped in twine. I've never felt gas pain like ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1656435581 | 1656436956 | t3_vmrzx1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ill-Translator-6434: TIFU by ruining my chances with a girl.
So back in January of this year, I(18m) met a beautiful woman(18) that we will call Diane. Diane is an artist and used to be a good friend of mine. She would open up to me about personal things and we would flirt daily. I had feelings for Diane but I met an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656437232 | 1656438326 | t3_vmsmyi | t5_2to41 | 14 | HandCandy56: TIFU by threatening someone
I don't know if this belongs in r/confession or here; I tend to browse this one though, and it's more of an I completely fucked up than a confession, I guess.
Obligatory this happened almost 8 years ago, in November-ish of 2014. I was 11. Now I'm 19 (f). This is also a throwawa... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1656437914 | 1656481654 | t3_vmswda | t5_2to41 | 629 | Sleepy_Dragoness: TIFU by saving a kitten....
My dogs where barking like crazy, so I went out to investigate. There was a little kitten under an old furniture in my backyard. My smaller dog crawled underneath to grab the feline, who bolted in my direction and I instinctively grabbed it. The kitty was so scared that he ... | 7 | 89.857143 | |
1656441035 | 1656676406 | t3_vmu7eq | t5_2to41 | 94 | memento_mori_1220: TIFU A coworker and my self removed almost all of this multimillion dollar houses insulation by mistake
So I used to work for this crawl space company, we would do insulation removal, install, sump pumps dehumidifiers, French drains, vapor barrier, mold treatment, etc. The job we had was in a rea... | 11 | 8.545455 | |
1656442545 | 1656469665 | t3_vmuth2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MFAvoz: TIFU shoulda left it in 1st
TIFU Today at work I was listening to rslash videos and a r/tifu made me think of a time I have also f’d up.
For context I’m a 25m and I get my haircut by an old coworker who owns a suite in a building with other businesses. I also drive a manual transmission sports coupe, my licen... | 8 | 1 | |
1656443215 | 1656510481 | t3_vmv3bo | t5_2to41 | 21 | DamienLexers: TIFU by forcing myself onto a friend, thinking she liked me
2 days ago I, 23 (American Male), was over at a friends house - we've been friends for well over a few months at this point and expressed more than normal cordial level friendship. Meaning we would hang out together for several hours at a time, n... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1656443842 | 1656507982 | t3_vmvbqs | t5_2to41 | 22 | WolfordH2-HOHO: TIFU by intentionally speaking in another language in front of my classmate
Today, Me and my classmate/roommate were on a mini road trip to another city. On the way there me and her were chatting and suddenly my boyfriend calls. quick thing to note, me and my bf occasionally speaks korean together, its ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1656443593 | 1656447524 | t3_vmv8e2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Greedysadboy: TIFU by being jealous of rich people
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bravnot: I feel like you're the same person who's been railing against females on here for weeks.
starliner2000: The profile info fits the general trend. Most likely it a bot.
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1656445531 | 1656446529 | t3_vmvzbg | t5_2to41 | 37 | JenNineNails: TIFU by using a temporary tattoo
This happened a few days ago, but I'm still dealing with the consequences.
Late last week I (female, 40's) applied a semi-permanent tattoo. I'd used these before so I had a pretty good idea as to what I was doing.
For those who don't know, the tattoos are applied like ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1656447291 | 1656448592 | t3_vmwo5q | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU - my girlfriend left me because she discovered that I’d deepfaked Zoe Kravitz into our sex tapes
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Captainschitqunt: What. The. Fuck.
Sitheref0874: The only thing that could make your comment better is inserting "actual".
But yeah. WTF.
Captainschitqunt: I was too baffled to write any more.
Sit... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1656447768 | 1656448330 | t3_vmwuyh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By being nice
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Interesting-Month-56: Ah... the high school bully makes a shitpost to show his crappy friends.
God I miss high school. /s
Viddo_can_drive2006: Oh I forgot to add never have I ever taken the piss out of this kid before. Literally all I did was chuckle at a joke
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1656455650 | 1656471403 | t3_vmyi1o | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwawaysbacct1: He was probably being an ass not that he was the ass
Rover267: But being an ass by having the fever. How do you be an ass when you’re sick
robotnique: Being sick doesn't excuse all and any behavior. You can still cross a line by being a grumpy asshole.
Rover267: Yes ofc it’s just that she made it soun... | 11 | 0.727273 | |
1656454776 | 1656455847 | t3_vmzjti | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by using my work computer for personal use
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IrishJesusDude: Why is this reposted by a new account every other day?
Cryostatica: So weird. Like what's the point?
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1656453798 | 1656457723 | t3_vmz6sz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU my coworker and I removed over half of the insulation from a multimillion dollar beach house by mistake, boss told us to leave and if I said anything about it I would have gotten fired
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WhichWayzUp: Why are you posting this again? You already posted this 4 times today.
memento_mori_1220: I post... | 3 | 2 | |
1656456374 | 1656585104 | t3_vn04ch | t5_2to41 | 89 | noah_the_perfectYT: TIFU by accidentally being a little too good at goalkeeper
So some backstory, I'm a soccer player and I play usually midfield. But today's practice our goalkeeper was sick I think. So practice starts, we do are warm ups and usually after warm ups we do penalties/free kicks. But our goalkeeper wasn't... | 7 | 12.714286 | |
1656456896 | 1656466129 | t3_vn0b6m | t5_2to41 | 15 | Desperate-Appeal1734: TIFU by having sex with my ex-girlfriends close friend
Today, I (M16) and [fake names] Lizzie (17f) had sex for the first time. Little context first, I dated her close friend before her, Sandra (17f). Sandra and I had lots and lots of issues when we dated, and so did I at that point. We lasted ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1656458250 | 1656500869 | t3_vn0sdb | t5_2to41 | 12 | Prettygirlnerds: TIFU by not being charming
I was in a grocery store today and I saw a beautiful woman. She was just my type. She had on a short skirt and glasses. I got a little upset because I thought to myself “she’d never talk to me.” A girl like that would probably not even respond to me. I guess I don’t know caus... | 4 | 3 | |
1656461955 | 1656549606 | t3_vn21e1 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by waking up in the ER after a night of drinking, kinda scared, kinda embarrassed
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Djangasdad: I woke up in the ER in handcuffs once so things could have been worse
The_Undermind: Story time?
Djangasdad: Haha, We'll save it for another day
AlmostChristmasNow: Depending on what time zone you are... | 6 | 11 | |
1656463440 | 1656475388 | t3_vn2is3 | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering my dad anal?
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amyjd6: That’s hilarious. On my 18th birthday my sister sent our parents our drug order instead of sending it to our dealer. 😂
TRmagirose: I want to hear more of this if there is any? Lol
amyjd6: We were pretty crazy back then (32 now) and my sister is 4 years older t... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1656465423 | 1656466262 | t3_vn36fz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by opening messenger on my work computer
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Thebabewiththepower2: Okay this is the... third slightly different version of this story I've seen from you. Stop.
Metsu_: 2nd time for me. Like... What are you getting from this?
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1656465272 | 1656513516 | t3_vn34me | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my first tab of acid ever after the worst breakup of my life
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Far-Squash7512: DO NOT think about anything negative. You must only think happy thoughts until it's over.
[deleted]: Quick comment update, im totally fine but my buddy is going through it right now and I don’t know nothing ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1656464946 | 1656470320 | t3_vn30td | t5_2to41 | 103 | brainshark: TIFU by being an artsy nineteen year old
I used to shoot film. I loved everything about the process of taking, developing, and printing photographs. Being alone in the dark room with the red light on outside the door guaranteed my solitude. I’m easily distracted, and I loved how much I could get done in the... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1656466654 | 1656475004 | t3_vn3l6f | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the back gate
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Interesting-Month-56: I thought the title was gonna be a euphemism.
MindDependancy: I also came to see if he paddled the Cadbury Canal.
Interesting-Month-56: Rode the log ride
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1656468144 | 1656508463 | t3_vn42o1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Spacecadet-07: TIFU: by letting a customer walk into the opposite genders restroom for the second time.
Sadly, this second time wasn’t today but a months days ago. I used to work as a maintenance and was assigned to clean restrooms. While blocking the womens entrance with my cart, a man walked around my cart and allowe... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1656468816 | 1656476225 | t3_vn4anl | t5_2to41 | 54 | PutTypical5456: TIFU by letting someone borrow my phone on a night out. Spent the night in jail and vomited on cops shoes
Not today. This happened about 13 years ago a friend recently brought it up and it's kinda funny,
It was a typical Saturday night for me and boys. We were all in our early 20's and the typical thi... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1656471857 | 1656473174 | t3_vn5az3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by bending my phone
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Trouble_in_Mind: End of November 2021? Bro that's only 7 months ago, not a year and a half...
Glad it still works though. Sorry you've been going through stuff, hope you've got someone you can talk to or seek help from.
Cookodjenkins: Yeah typo, I meant 2020 lol. Thank you... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1656472029 | 1656510965 | t3_vn5d28 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mincer420: TIFU by getting mad at work and breaking 3 of my right hand fingers.
I work at a telecom company as customer care in the technical support. I kept getting increasingly more and more annoying customers. And then on the last one who was drunk as all hell kept wasting time by being sarcastic and refused to go ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1656472234 | 1656529276 | t3_vn5fk7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By Maybe Giving My Sunday School Teacher Pink Eye
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ImperialHedonism: How old are you?
Madmahi25: I need to know what it was about 😭😂
ImperialHedonism: Dude was in bible camp and had a teacher he didn’t like chaperone. He went to the cabin early and saw the teachers bag of pistachios, so decid... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1656473826 | 1656475586 | t3_vn5y4z | t5_2to41 | 46 | jabbole: TIFU by playing around with a fire extinguisher
Well this didn’t happen today, but years ago. I was at home and my dad had gone to an event (my mom was working as well)
Before my dad had left though, he told me how to use the fire extinguisher in the cabinet that was in the kitchen, in case I had to put out a... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1656474261 | 1656715362 | t3_vn639q | t5_2to41 | 2,420 | NeeYoDeeO: TIFU by reading a werewolf porno fanfic facebook ad
I (18F) was scrolling through Facebook as you do, and I saw a super long ad and after reading the preview sentences I realized it was a romance flick. It was a poorly written story about a girl and her cheating, abusive werewolf husband. I (stupidly) decide... | 7 | 345.714286 | |
1656475489 | 1656476882 | t3_vn6hoe | t5_2to41 | 6 | AppearanceNo1758: TIFU by leaving my almost sister alone by a deep lake edge and letting her fall...
Today we went to a lake with me(F15), my brother C(M17), my Brother Z(21), my dad, his gf, and my dads gfs Daughter E(3) and her son(M13).
The lake water was really murky and you could only see a few feet underneath bu... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1656480756 | 1656518504 | t3_vn823s | t5_2to41 | 5 | kcur42: TIFU by bumping my car door into another dudes car in front of him
I was having a rough, spatially unaware day. I went to the bank to pick up quarters for laundry. When I came out, I hopped into my car, but I guess I overestimated the space between my car and the next, cause I bumped the dudes car. It made a li... | 5 | 1 | |
1656482313 | 1656524478 | t3_vn8hld | t5_2to41 | 10,404 | mamaneed-espresso: TIFU by giving a distressed stranger a ride
(F30) I’ll preface this by saying I know I put myself in this situation with my stupidity. My desperation to be a helping hand to anyone and everyone has bit me in the ass so many times and could have easily fucked me this time. So l agree with ever who is ... | 12 | 867 | |
1656484605 | 1656536689 | t3_vn941b | t5_2to41 | 12,820 | paleontologist3: TIFU by thinking I didn’t have a clit
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nakedmillennial: those wattpad stories made me think I couldn't orgasm bc i never felt those damn electric shocks
Vathar: Whoever came with that shitty analogy should really experience what an electric shock feels like. Grew up around horses and electric ... | 14 | 915.714286 | |
1656486812 | 1656487909 | t3_vn9p1h | t5_2to41 | 10 | ausmankpopfan: TIFU by ringing my dad to say happy Father's day because everyone on Reddit was making happy Father's day posts
So the obligatory this happened to me on the recent United States Father's Day that just happened.
Me an Australian who works 50 hours a week and sometimes struggles to keep up with dates a l... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1656497651 | 1656508840 | t3_vncclz | t5_2to41 | 13 | AneeshMamgai: TIFU by asking my female best friend on a date.
Moreover she was also my crush's best friend. (Danger triangle here)
Let my crush be person 'A' and she (our mutual best friend) be 'B'.
Ok, long story short.
Know a girl, super perfect asks her on a date, she says yes then just 6 hrs before the date she ... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1656499556 | 1656607704 | t3_vncutx | t5_2to41 | 67,358 | temptifuacc: TIFU by buying a life size sex doll
Obligatory, I bought it 3 days ago… but I just got it today.
So… I have considered getting a doll before because ya know… it’s tits and ass on demand. I justified it by saying it’ll save me time from having to go out and get girls IRL blah blah. And also I kinda though... | 18 | 3,742.111111 | |
1656475959 | 1656503301 | t3_vn6my0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | pnv28: TIFU by just not doing SAT
So here is a bit of context, I (15M) am supposed to do SAT practices for my upcoming test in August. Turns out I hate SAT. When my elder brother was at home, I practised every day because at the end of the day he used to check it. But now he went back to his university.
After that eve... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1656502870 | 1656505643 | t3_vndrwf | t5_2to41 | -4 | yellgames01: TIFU by not changing my home screen picture before starting my first shift at my new job.
So today was the first day of my new job, and Because it’s a big company, there’s a lot to organise before you start work there, as in I needed to make a bunch of accounts for things, and I needed to download a bunch ... | 4 | -1 | |
1656504417 | 1656511185 | t3_vne8xi | t5_2to41 | 47 | fr3d0226: TIFU by sending the word "PENIS" to my HR Director on the company chat
My HR Director turned me on to Wordle a few months ago, and each day we separately do the puzzle and compare how we did. It's a fun little way we start the morning and scratches my competitive itch.
Normally I play Wordle on my phone, ... | 7 | 6.714286 |
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