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1656882914 | 1656889613 | t3_vqr9yt | t5_2to41 | 104 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #24 Got a story to share? Come on TIFU Talks!
PheonixGalaxy: I’m in tears lol
CaptainMoonVader: Ayo dawg you spelt phoenix wrong
PheonixGalaxy: Yes I know I really want to change my username
CaptainMoonVader: sorry for being an ass
PheonixGalaxy: No problem
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1656883520 | 1656884241 | t3_vqrhhu | t5_2to41 | 13 | Strangley_unstrange: TIFU by not answering my phone
TW: suicide attempts
One of my friends has been in a vulnerable position for decades and I don't want to go into detail about why as that's not my place. To make a long story short, unknown to me my friend was suicidal, posting multiple Facebook updates over the cour... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1656883757 | 1656885647 | t3_vqrk8a | t5_2to41 | 4 | smileysett: TIFU by telling a "your mom" joke and slightly trauma dumping to the cute Imperial Officer
I f*cked up today in Hollywood Studios. So for context I (20f) and my family are on a family vacation to Disney world. Today has been a weird day in general but today we were suppose to go to animal kingdom but one of... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1656882191 | 1656886960 | t3_vqr11e | t5_2to41 | 19 | huggles7: TIFU by thinking everything I own is broken
I’ve been a homeowner for about 4 years and I’m like kind of handy. Like I can’t rewire a house, but I can do a lot of basic things beyond putting together ikea furniture. I’ve remodeled my basement solo, built a shed and some furniture.
So every winter I have thi... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1656885968 | 1656994390 | t3_vqsbfc | t5_2to41 | 451 | Questgine: TIFU by visiting an adult video store and nearly ruining my mother’s flower shop business.
Obligatory this happened a few years ago. My mother opened a flower shop when I started college, and I worked there as manager to help pay tuition. The shop specialized in expensive flowers, and part of the store’s nam... | 6 | 75.166667 | |
1656888526 | 1656892260 | t3_vqt5m6 | t5_2to41 | 45 | PlsHalpImRarted: TIFU by accidentally spicing up the bedroom.
Today, I (21M) accidentally spiced my wife's (18F) cooter with some jalapeño oils.
I was in the kitchen prepping some jalapeños for future meals when the wife came in from a nap giving me the look all men dream of. Of course I stop what I'm doing and immedia... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1656892340 | 1656919185 | t3_vqubwo | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU using the bathroom at work
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GirlwiththePaw: I was a live in nanny with a one year old many years ago. It's totally normal to go the bathroom with them locked in with you. Like you said you can't leave them alone. They climb, hurt themselves, etc.
You are fine OP
scha07: Yeah trust me id rather... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1656893665 | 1656901343 | t3_vquq61 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not caring about someone’s baby.
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DeepFudge9235: I suck with names.i am more likely to remember the pets name over the owner. Besides she wasn't your friend why would you remember? NTA
Fudge_pirate: We are both fudge people though!
DeepFudge9235: Cool!
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1656894010 | 1656894184 | t3_vqutra | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU I fucked an octopus
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stegg88: Press x to doubt.....
BumFighter69: X
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1656894340 | 1656894820 | t3_vqux6i | t5_2to41 | 8 | PakiMan10: TIFU by pretending to drink alcohol.
I'm a 20 M who is a a Muslim so I am not allowed to drink alcohol (and I have never drank before). However, today I was at the lake with my cousins for a pre-4th of July celebration. To clean around the area we were gonna sit at, I picked up beer cans and threw them away.... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656894429 | 1656895835 | t3_vquy30 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU I fucked an octopus
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Naughtyexperiences: Yup. That sounds 100% real.
[deleted]: It is.
Naughtyexperiences: Oh yes 100%
[deleted]: It is.
Naughtyexperiences: I know i said 100% lol
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1656894516 | 1656901728 | t3_vquyy9 | t5_2to41 | 1,369 | Mountain_Apartment_6: TIFU by confusing post-run recovery with "after care"
1) This did happen today
2) When not experiencing cranial flatulence, I'm very aware of the difference
3) My wife and I don't engage in activities that requires after care
After completing a couple errands today, I realized I had just enough t... | 5 | 273.8 | |
1656898247 | 1656947036 | t3_vqw2qf | t5_2to41 | 780 | KangerKash: TIFU by jerking off so hard I broke my toilet
Woke up hungover and horny, crawled out of bed and started the shower.
Started to pleasure myself and it was going great, the feelings of nausea and grogginess were fading.
I was approaching climax when my legs began forcefully pushing into the ground with m... | 4 | 195 | |
1656898637 | 1656942490 | t3_vqw6sf | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: TIFU - I (M) Reconnected with an old friend (F)
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DbleDelight: I don't believe you emotionally cheated on her but obviously she is throwing in a line to check your availability. No-one contacts a colleague from a decade ago to set them up with other men whilst she's with her boyfriend.
Block this c... | 8 | 16.25 | |
1656896434 | 1656915538 | t3_vqvjca | t5_2to41 | 25 | CC_n_CO: TIFU by getting horny during a massage
To preface, I get massages regularly, am female, and usually get massages from females. I had a new masseuse today (F) and she wasn't even the slightest attractive, so I have no clue where this came from. The way she was rubbing me was not sexual (I don't think) but for... | 5 | 5 | |
1656901284 | 1656904566 | t3_vqwz98 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hypodermicheronbeak: TIFU up by getting drunk and letting the exhibitionism get the better of me and I called a conservative Christian relative from an orgy
So today I called my uncle from an orgy at an exhibitionist cosplay/ anime nightclub (I’m kinda turned on by people being disappointed in me and kinkshaming me so ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1656900972 | 1656916155 | t3_vqwvrx | t5_2to41 | 467 | StubblyWave3370: TIFU By Accidentally Training My Cats To Make Me Trio Over Them
So I, 16F, am a fucking idiot. Aside from that, some of my more notable traits are clumsiness and an undying love for my cats, including the ones who are not undead. In any case, I am pretty clumsy, as I mentioned earlier, witch leads me t... | 6 | 77.833333 | |
1656900707 | 1656941034 | t3_vqwt1q | t5_2to41 | 1,415 | Disorderlycone: Tifu and was almost cooked alive
Trigger Warning: if you have issues with tight spaces, restriction or complete helplessness you might want to pass this one.
 
So like most this didn’t happen today but 5 days ago I almost died and I’m still processing it. By making this post I’m hoping I can ... | 5 | 283 | |
1656887411 | 1656935352 | t3_vqssin | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by cussing out a gypsy and getting cursed
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Piethrower375: Well you fucked up here using a slur lol.
cigar_dude: what slur did I use?
ls952: Gypsy is a slur iirc.
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1656890536 | 1657218986 | t3_vqtsuc | t5_2to41 | 12 | setagllib: Tifu by buying 2 beers for a guy before he got drunk and terrorized a flight
Obligatory this happened years ago, in 2011 I think. I cannot seem to find the right subreddit for this, so hopefully this fits.
I was taking my at the time girlfriend to China to meet my parents for Christmas. At the airport I re... | 4 | 3 | |
1656898559 | 1656905270 | t3_vqw5zw | t5_2to41 | 3 | adamussher: TIFU by cracking my phone screen for the first time ever.
I was pretty proud that for a long as touch screens have existed on phones, I've never cracked one. Ope.
Today I was visiting my mom and mounted something outside of her house. I set my phone down after using it as a flashlight and didn't think anyt... | 3 | 1 | |
1656905566 | 1656912966 | t3_vqy6z9 | t5_2to41 | 29 | mxmmysxrry: TIFU by touching my(F) SO(M) inappropriately during intimacy
More like last night I fucked up :/
My mind has been going crazy ever since this incident occurred and I feel so disgusted with myself.
Straight to the point, me and my SO were having sex, missionary style. He asked me to grab his balls but I cou... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1656913628 | 1656915922 | t3_vr0dgs | t5_2to41 | 2 | help_me_please456: TIFU by thinking dad was the “cool” parent.
Today I attended a wedding and in asian family events its pretty common to see younger kids (like 12<) getting a sip of wine from their dads or grandfathers. Although i didn’t at this event i have previously when just with my dad and grandfather. The eve... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1656915187 | 1657227591 | t3_vr0rzm | t5_2to41 | 15 | UnderstandingSmart: TIFU by asking my dad to buy me 4 vapes.
I, 15m, vape and smoke. My 20m brother buys it for me. Last night I thought I was texting my brother and said “Get me 4 vapes pls” “I’ll give you 65$ and the rest of the money can be for my birthday 😂” and I turn off my phone. To my surprise my dad texted me... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1656914099 | 1656958357 | t3_vr0hps | t5_2to41 | 1,302 | QuadLauncher: TIFU by telling a 6 year old that I ate her mom
I just started a new job within the past month or so. A spitfire little girl I sometimes teach comes into my office looking for her mother, whom I was working with on a project. This girl was unaware that mom had gone back into her husband’s office. Little g... | 6 | 217 | |
1656926246 | 1656940360 | t3_vr3cym | t5_2to41 | 95 | Primary_Angel: TIFU by treating my ex bf like a mother and not like the bad b I should’ve been all along
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taintedcookies: My God you put so many things into words for me that I didn't have before. I'm going through something similar and just wow. I needed to read this. Thank you! I hope you truly find you whil... | 3 | 31.666667 | |
1656931539 | 1656932983 | t3_vr4m3o | t5_2to41 | 9 | Away_Debate8464: TIFU by breaking up with the girl of my dreams
TIFU by breaking up with the girl of my dreams
So to get into this story is quite difficult because it needs a lot of context. This all started when i(M15) started dating this girl abt 2 years ago, it was the first time i actually had feelings for someone... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1656937094 | 1660274972 | t3_vr651n | t5_2to41 | 18,877 | RebinWood: TIFU by ruining my country’s national art museums main exhibit
So back in year 9-10 ish we went on a school excursion to the national art museum in Canberra to go see all the art and take photos of stuff for an assignment.
One of the activities we were required to do was to find images in Jackson Pollocks f... | 13 | 1,452.076923 | |
1656937890 | 1656945988 | t3_vr6dnw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my doctor's worry become my worry and visiting the emergency room three times in 1 1/2 weeks
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chrisbe2e9: Nothing wrong with being carful! What if it had been something and you didn't go? this would be a TIFU story with a much worse ending.
Whysocomplicat3d: But my doctor could have ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1656940335 | 1656949835 | t3_vr74vy | t5_2to41 | 37 | fairlybear: TIFU by using a toilet in a dream
This just happened a few minutes ago. Obligatory on mobile so excuse formatting.
Okay, my dream wasn’t too crazy. I was just running away from some people in the woods— usual dream stuff. I ran into the bathroom of a building and locked myself in/ sat on the toilet. This i... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1656934673 | 1656995336 | t3_vr5fxw | t5_2to41 | 53 | YouKnowWhoIAm2016: TIFU by not washing my hands properly after a basketball game
I’m dealing with this as I type - here’s hoping I can finish the story!
So I’m an early 30’s guy, couple little kids, HS teacher so reasonably active without actually being fit or anything. I used to play basketball as a kid and I’d picked... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1656944365 | 1656955517 | t3_vr8gwz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not communicating with my fiancée about being around my ex for fireworks
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SuperPineapple123: I think you are thinking you're doing what's best but seriously... so many relationships don't do this. If o was your fiancé of be feeling all sorts of things that would make me question Marriage wit... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1656944489 | 1656945216 | t3_vr8ifk | t5_2to41 | 58 | ContentPumpkin: TIFU by using my digestive tract as the grounds for a science experiment
This is going to be pretty bad, so if bodily function bothers you- please skip over this.
I have ulcerative colitis and another health condition that requires me to take 10,000 mg of sodium a day to prevent fainting (POTs). Findi... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1656947464 | 1656948413 | t3_vr9kjv | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by not eating enough protein for 10+ years
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topcat5: You should talk to a doctor. You don't need that amount of protein to be healthy.
Dont_Ban_Me_Bros: No kidding, what is this 200g business??
[some literature](https://www.gainful.com/blog/how-much-protein-can-your-body-absorb/)
gator3531: ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1656949716 | 1656950458 | t3_vradtx | t5_2to41 | 8 | Realconquerorchen: TIFU by forgetting my calculator has a button for negative numbers
Obligatory this happened a few months ago.
So one day my math class was taking a test, and I was trying to use my calculator. However, I realized that there wasn't a button to turn numbers negative, and this was especially troublesom... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1656948774 | 1656953225 | t3_vra1qb | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to open a glass bottle wrong
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DovahFerret: So basic first aid for bleeding cuts is elevate above the heart and put pressure on it to stop the bleeding.
Papercuts "hurt" more than deeper cuts because for deeper cuts, your nervous system goes "hey we need to numb the pain cause it hurt... | 4 | 2 | |
1656952982 | 1656955735 | t3_vrblu7 | t5_2to41 | 77 | yourdadisabean: TIFU Talks Episode #25 Got a story to share? Come share it on TIFU Talks!
George7520: Hey hey
yourdadisabean: Hey :)
George7520: wondering what the story behind your username is....🤔
domdom023: WTF YOU MEAN. HIS DAD IS A FUCKIN BEAN CAN'T YOU READ ?!?!?!
/jk
George7520: WHAT DO YOUU MEAN?!?;! CLEARLY... | 8 | 9.625 | |
1656953704 | 1656965831 | t3_vrbv14 | t5_2to41 | 8 | camgurls: TIFU by being addicted to cam girls
I’m probably going to spend most of today anticipating when my favorite cam girls are going to go online. When they finally do I’m probably going to spend all of my money on them in one night and then tell myself how stupid I am for spending so much money the next morning. ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1656954525 | 1656955573 | t3_vrc65l | t5_2to41 | 16 | hotteacherz: TIFU by trying to talk to hot teachers
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Worst_Player_Ever: Umm... what's the tifu exactly here?
dakkonwastes: His career choice. He chose it based on its gender ratios.
Edit:better word choice
Worst_Player_Ever: Oh...that's sad
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1656859623 | 1656999207 | t3_vqj7aw | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dizzy_Ad9853: TIFU by putting too much emotion in friendship
Every-Leave3861: Honestly, I understood… but I hope you see you’re much more of an individual and you’ll find better people. Obviously it’s okay to mourn and feel terrible and feel your emotions
Dizzy_Ad9853: Thanks for the kind words, stranger. Really neede... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1656954035 | 1656986464 | t3_vrbzny | t5_2to41 | 958 | Ok_Wish4469: TIFU by mistaking a water spray bottle for a rubbing alcohol spray bottle and ended up blinding me and my gecko
So I have a 10ish year old leopard gecko named Echo. And one of the things I do to care for Echo is use a spray bottle of water to keep her moist. In my opinion, I think she likes it. However, I ... | 6 | 159.666667 | |
1656956308 | 1656965056 | t3_vrcu07 | t5_2to41 | 21 | TrulyHappyBoi: TIFU by replacing my ISP with Starlink
Well, more like "Today it just hit me how bad I fucked up", but meh. I haven't had an uninterrupted connection lasting longer than 10 minutes since last year. It used to be fine, great actually, but they just completely flopped. Usually I get about 30 seconds to 1 m... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1656955761 | 1656971373 | t3_vrcmqb | t5_2to41 | 9 | deadmoby5: TIFU by balancing takeaway fish and chips on my laptop bag
I was walking home from work (doing a little extra over the weekend) and I fancied some fish and chips from the local takeaway restaurant. They put my order in a couple of takeout boxes, and I walked home.
As I was opening the front door, I needed a... | 3 | 3 | |
1656960108 | 1656960539 | t3_vre86n | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a party at my Aunts house
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jennystonermeyer: TL:DR
Aunt says no friends
You brought friends
Everyone mad at your choices
Ok-Ranger-2900: Very true lol it’s my bad I owned up to it
jennystonermeyer: Your TL didn't match what you wrote. So has to TL it for you.
Happy birfsday
Ok-Ra... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1656959732 | 1657027086 | t3_vre35p | t5_2to41 | 46 | yurienul: TIFU by sending my suicidal friend a paragraph from Google.
Their family is breaking apart in terms of both mental and physical health and they're in a tough situation right now and were debating ending their life.
Honestly, I didn't know what to say. They kept on venting and letting everything out which I... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1656951627 | 1656970206 | t3_vrb3jw | t5_2to41 | 4 | Abstracted_11: TIFU by failing to buy tickets to my own graduation from uni (uk based)
Hi everyone. I’ve spent the last 2 years working full time while studying for my Masters Degree in Interior Design.
While I’ve enjoyed the learning, these past 2 years have been HARD.
My fiancé nearly died from the cheese panini ea... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1656964419 | 1656965458 | t3_vrfsom | t5_2to41 | 79 | ezhammer: TIFU by throwing football in the swimming pool.
This happened two hours ago. It’s a hot day, and a holiday so I decided to go to our apartment complexes pool. I was laying out in the sun for a while and decided to get in the water to soak and cool down. There was a few people throwing football where I was chi... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1656955488 | 1658394540 | t3_vrcj53 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Jaboogada: TIFU by busting the door down on my girlfriend’s dad taking a naked shit
Obligatory disclaimers: this wasn’t actually today, it was like 5 years ago. Formatting may be strange, as I’m on mobile.
This is the account of what may well be the most embarrassing experience of my life. One fine summer’s evening, m... | 7 | 8.571429 | |
1656969535 | 1657046149 | t3_vrhn90 | t5_2to41 | 436 | Dragon_Rider6829: TIFU by eating a booger in front of my next door neighbor
I (29f) am horrified writing this story but I felt it was too funny (and yes disgusting) to not share. I’m not a very good cook so many times I eat fast food a lot after work. With that I always have a whole stack of napkins that I stuff into m... | 7 | 62.285714 | |
1656971719 | 1656977307 | t3_vrieor | t5_2to41 | 24 | CommunicationEast623: TIFU by speaking Russian to Ukrainian refugees working in the local supermarket
First of all, let me clarify this is my friend's story, I was with him as it happened and he agreed for me to share his moment of dying inside with you guys.
So, the people envolved: me, an innocent bystander, my ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1656971885 | 1656974478 | t3_vrigmi | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing chaos at my daughter's childcare centre .
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SsockSock: [Repost.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/oe42nq/tifu_by_causing_chaos_at_my_daughters_childcare/)
Sad-Ad-6147: Good Catch!
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1656972979 | 1656980034 | t3_vriuor | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting alcohol poisoning
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LuckyBastard8484: Your post history indicates you are lying.
PotentialAccess5401: I looked too. What makes you say that?
Duality26: The perceived age differences in OPs most recent posts. But I think they share an account. Husband is 23(m) and wife is 20(f), i thin... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1656949887 | 1656974597 | t3_vrag4a | t5_2to41 | 6 | boycrippled: Tifu by dropping hot weed wax on my leg
(So back story I’m disabled and been going through constant chronic pain) so I’m up late with chronic pain that feels like battery bleach acid fire flowing through my veins accompanied by tense restless legs syndrome. I’ve done every test under the sun available thro... | 3 | 2 | |
1656980010 | 1656983185 | t3_vrl45l | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my girl best fat
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weissmanhyperion: My dude out here being [Stephen A Smith](https://youtu.be/itpypeHV-iM) on call, what a savage. Yeah you're not gonna have a chance with anyone being this blunt.
weissmanhyperion: Here is a rule to live by, do not use the word *but*. Once you say th... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1656979839 | 1656987904 | t3_vrl2bq | t5_2to41 | -8 | DomMommy69: TIFU by sleeping with a minor
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HspitonYou: You drove 7 hours to sleep with stranger , right there is the first red flag you need serious self refection and a little self pride/ self esteem.
On the other hand after reading your screen name, I understand a little, you are bored and wanted to tell a... | 5 | -1.6 | |
1656983602 | 1658678187 | t3_vrm5ts | t5_2to41 | 51,903 | KitchenCookie6287: TIFU by trying to sterilize myself.
In my country, vasectomies and ocherktomies are very expensive and my wife saw in a documentary that farm animals are castrated by tying an elastic band over their testicles cutting the flow of blood and the tissue dies, yeah wow that seems like a good idea to me i... | 22 | 2,359.227273 | |
1656984324 | 1657001196 | t3_vrmd53 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by being genuinely creepy
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nap497: Incredible, not a single punctuation mark.
Jackslice43: I’m on mobile can’t really be bothered to care if the subs rules don’t say it.
justsomeguy254: You can hit every other character but not a comma or a period? The fuck are you on about?
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1656985414 | 1656991648 | t3_vrmofz | t5_2to41 | 2 | Sixth_grade_drop_out: TIFU By telling my sixth grade teacher what spooning was.
I am an 11 year old douchebag (When this happened) that thought I could get away from doing work at school. It all started when my school district decided to give each and every kid a laptop, (just for some clarification it was this cheap A... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1656988181 | 1656998911 | t3_vrnhoh | t5_2to41 | 5 | Zealousideal_Ad_2707: TIFU by trying to help my cousin make the right decision
2 weeks ago it was just me ( 16 M) and my cousin (15 M) hanging out in his room were just laughing and showing each other’s stupid stuff on the internet until he started talking about getting back with his ex, I started to get worried becaus... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1656985734 | 1657008187 | t3_vrmrrx | t5_2to41 | 24 | whitefroggy: tifu by trying to save my dogs life
so i was playing around with my dog and then i got the urge to pee, so i went to the bathroom for a bit. she is a bit of a troublemaker so typically i wouldn’t leave her alone but i wasn’t going to be gone for long so i just went.
well after i got out of the bathroom i... | 3 | 8 | |
1656986771 | 1656992204 | t3_vrn2mn | t5_2to41 | 21 | mexicanmamba30: TIFU I caused my oldest brother to be crushed
Boy do I have a story I have 8 siblings 4 brothers and 4 sisters. All have different parents with the exception of same mom or dad. My oldest brother I love to heart however its been 5 years since I've saw him. Me and my brother just saw him the other day... | 3 | 7 | |
1656990908 | 1656992206 | t3_vrob2b | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lumpy-Edge4841: TIFU by running over a cat
Happened earlier today. Was driving along a country road ~60mph with my wife in the passenger seat on her phone. I noticed an animal that I thought was a squirrel in the road, and started to swerve around it to the left, then I noticed the animal was laying on it's back and tw... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1656991441 | 1657020970 | t3_vrogs8 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Voracious_Port: TIFU by talking to my ex again
So I received a call from my ex-gf at 3am. She had gone out drinking with her friends. Thing is we hadn’t spoken for about 3 years and we had a pretty gnarly fight when we broke up. So, anyways, she calls me and says she misses me and wants me to come over. She was really ... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1656992183 | 1656993991 | t3_vroog0 | t5_2to41 | -9 | kamkampig1: tifu by telling my friend I like her as a prank
I(19) was up late at night playing with my friend let's call him Jake(18) Jake got this bright idea to prank one of our friends. After some convincing on his side he finally got me to do it. The person I decided to do this prank on let's call her Ashley (19) I... | 8 | -1.125 | |
1656992214 | 1656995859 | t3_vrooqg | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend get seen naked by my whole family
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LegendarySpoon13: Why would you send her to get the towel in YOUR house? Seems a bit rude that you’d rather her be cold instead of you. We’ve forgotten a towel countless times and not once has my bf ever asked me to get it.
NoReallyLet... | 3 | 4 | |
1656993208 | 1657260964 | t3_vroytn | t5_2to41 | 54 | MainFar3550: tifu by reading Wattpad on the bus
ok so i was on the bus had my headphone (yes only one) I'm listening to music when i scrolled on Wattpad to see the most smuttiest smut I have ever seen like this was toe curling, bedsheet gripping child making stuff. well like any sane person i read it taking my time ju... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1656994447 | 1657079442 | t3_vrpb78 | t5_2to41 | 18 | mattzallen25: TIFU by walking into the Women’s restroom.
So basically, I (18M) have recently started going to this new gym that opened up across the street from my house about a month ago. I previously had been going to a Gold’s Gym before and heard good things about this new gym, so last week I bought a month long mem... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1657004673 | 1657073873 | t3_vrrxme | t5_2to41 | 64 | Glittering_Piano_886: TIFU- taking my 19yo (M) Cousin to stripclub
So…this happened yesterday. I just turned 19 last Monday and my cousin has been 19. Ne and my friends thought it would be a good idea to take him with to the strip club.. We go in and play pool first as it was free and there weren’t any strippers in. So... | 11 | 5.818182 | |
1657004975 | 1657026610 | t3_vrs02w | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend she was prickly when having sex
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FractalCurve: I mean... what did she want you to say? She asked how it felt and you described it.
Better_Nebula_9790: That’s not how girls work bro
LetterBoxSnatch: Mine does. She’s a keeper. Don’t ask a question if you don’t want an hon... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1657012937 | 1657014079 | t3_vrttfc | t5_2to41 | 111 | jayhow90: TIFU by making an STD/excrement infused dessert
So I decided to try my hand at making an apple crumble for dessert tonight. The recipe called for 125 grams of butter but I only had a little bit of margarine left, I remembered I had seen a jar of coconut oil somewhere so I used the rest of that to make up the ... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1657019553 | 1657028090 | t3_vrvelp | t5_2to41 | 13 | dodekahedron: TIFU by trying to make my ex jealous
Obligatory this happened 2 weeks ago.
So my ex and I were on the slow slide to no contact land. For no reason other than they don't know how to be friends with someone. Obligatory we "split up" in the fall but tried to transition into a friend relationship because ul... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1657021226 | 1657028903 | t3_vrvuql | t5_2to41 | 75 | lightningtiger23: TIFU By trying to be nice but ended up looking like a perv
So I had a friend (46) who liked me(36) for a couple years and 4 months ago a decided to be friends with benefits. I told her I didn't see her as a girlfriend and only as a friend. So her daughter(24) is a nutritionist and decided to help me o... | 5 | 15 | |
1657023033 | 1657035084 | t3_vrwdkw | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking a coworker as a friend
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ken-d00: I work in an large company that has a global wide IT department where I am a team member and one of the most important acronyms I have been thought working here is CYA, cover your ass. Never trust anybody in the corporate world they will be your bes... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1656992702 | 1657056761 | t3_vrotop | t5_2to41 | 25 | Mindless_Mint83: TIFU by turning my toilet into a foot bath
This actually happened today!
It was a normal evening. I had ordered some food, walked my dog, and cleaned up a bit before relaxing. It was then that I decided I should have my nightly shower to get even more relaxed and fresh before another day of work tomo... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1656995830 | 1657044671 | t3_vrpolb | t5_2to41 | 78 | merchaunt: TIFU by asking my Girlfriend to let me pick her outfit for the day.
So about 4 years ago around the start of my last relationship I spent as much time as I could with my ex. We slept in the same bed practically everyday at this point, so it wasn’t unusual for us to get dressed together. Usually it’s really q... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1657024061 | 1657055045 | t3_vrwoiz | t5_2to41 | 6,171 | SumonaFlorence: TIFU by stealing what I thought was a Pine Cone.
When I was really young as a child of 10 in primary school, a fun activity we used to indulge in was having groups of kids with designated locations on the playground called 'Pine Cone Bases' where we'd collect as many Pine Cones as possible and stash the... | 12 | 514.25 | |
1657024996 | 1657070878 | t3_vrwzjh | t5_2to41 | 720 | thechaoticgoddess: TIFU by drinking old milk and not realising it
This actually happened a few days ago but I'm still gagging internally at the thought of it, so here we go. I've been one of the few unfortunate ones who got COVID twice in the past six months. While there were some pretty bad aftereffects, I believed th... | 8 | 90 | |
1657027316 | 1657177135 | t3_vrxqzs | t5_2to41 | 1,188 | wtfishappeningrn647: TIFU by checking my dogcamera
So, this is a throwaway for privacy reasons. I didn't know where to post this and since it's a throwaway I figured it might also fit here because I can actually post it here...
It's happening RN and I'm absolutely disgusted by the whole thing. Also I'm a horrible stor... | 13 | 91.384615 | |
1657029830 | 1657091617 | t3_vrymis | t5_2to41 | 45,830 | Wonderful_Ant_9069: TIFU by getting my mom and my GF’s mom to think we hated each other while we secretly dated
This is more of a we fucked up but here’s what’s happened over the past 8 months. So my gf’s mom and my mom work together. They became close friends last year and since then they’ve been trying to get her dau... | 11 | 4,166.363636 | |
1657032462 | 1657073358 | t3_vrzkpg | t5_2to41 | 13,296 | Mymomsellsfeetpics: TIFU by looking at my mom's social media
For context my mom(52)and I(21F) are very close and both have a very sarcastic sort of humor. She is also tech friendly and has social media's like tiktok, Instagram, Facebook etc. She moved away to another country after getting a divorce while I am studying ... | 11 | 1,208.727273 | |
1657035160 | 1657036251 | t3_vs0m0v | t5_2to41 | 4 | ObvThrowawy4th: TIFU BY FUCKING MIL
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BigJackHorner: Dear Penthouse,
I know your not going to believe this but........
Nemair: Damn, you just beat me to it xD
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1657036132 | 1657038209 | t3_vs0z8b | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU. forgot my cucumber in the bathroom
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[deleted]: Buddie trust me all guys like anal play gay or not if you ain’t ever rammed a dildo up your butt your missing out my wife fucks me like a little bitch chin up buttercup women are actually aroused to shit like that 😏
wingman43000: Not so much in t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1657037855 | 1657097510 | t3_vs1n83 | t5_2to41 | 224 | flyblues: TIFU by making everyone at my work think I self harm
So there I am (22 F, if it matters) making dinner last Sunday. I have this very large pressure cooker, and I was using it to make rice. Unfortunately... I accidentally ended up resting the inside of my wrist on the edge of the pot. Which was HOT hot.
It h... | 8 | 28 | |
1657043356 | 1657056584 | t3_vs3qnm | t5_2to41 | 7 | Miserable_Sir7377: Tifu for eating in front of my bf?
A little backstory. Me f14 and my boyfriend m14 have been together for 4 months but we dated long before that and stayed in contact. We’ve known each other for a good couple years. I am a full time nanny at the moment. I work 45 hours a week and get paid weekly. My... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1657042048 | 1657054834 | t3_vs38ub | t5_2to41 | 415 | Relevant_Potato_1335: TIFU by not acting happy for my friend when she told me her news
Hopefully I’m doing this right it’s my first post , but Ok so as the post states , I was a little brash in my response to my friend. So here’s the story.
My (32f) friend H (25f) told me some really good news she’s been dying to tel... | 7 | 59.285714 | |
1657045424 | 1657162386 | t3_vs4ixu | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boyfriend about my past
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broversuswade: He had an image of you
He found out it wasn’t the case
He’s dealing with that and owes you nothing.
Everyone has different wants and needs and you possibly don’t fit into his anymore and maybe he is is trying to leave.
amazing7mail: Lol ... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1657045176 | 1657070973 | t3_vs4fo9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Seasidejoe: TIFU by taking a loan from my mom without telling her.
Alright so, my ex and I have been together since high school and we're 25 now so pretty much for a decade. We broke up maybe 6-8 months ago but we're really close and see each other as family, we've always been there for eachother no matter the situatio... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1657047764 | 1657116687 | t3_vs5e97 | t5_2to41 | 30 | CCPWumaoBot_1989: TIFU by punching my brother and now potentially being prosecuted cause of my stepmum
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twohedwlf: There may be some extenuating circumstances here, but you're definitely the asshole here. You clearly have some mental issues and anger issues you need treatment for. I hate kids as much as any,... | 15 | 2 | |
1657048928 | 1657049494 | t3_vs5u9l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting the stall in the bathroom next to the guy who…well…🤨😵💫
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Academic-Living-8476: You should of asked if he wanted to race
capsunlock_: maybe later this week? 🤷🏾♂️
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1657048969 | 1657065860 | t3_vs5uuc | t5_2to41 | 989 | RaceGloomy: TIFU -nursing staff rushed in while I was stark naked in the shower.
This just happened and I am TRAUMATIZED!
So I am currently in hospital and you know, bored of lying around doing nothing. So I decide to hop in the shower. While in the shower, I bent over to shave my legs, all of a sudden I hear a weird... | 7 | 141.285714 | |
1657045830 | 1657119338 | t3_vs4o8j | t5_2to41 | 2 | JoeyHiya: TIFU by crapping on the bathroom floor
I blame the shrooms- which put me into a seemingly endless existential crisis, in which I found myself naked from the waist down, in child's post on the bathroom floor. I was clearly not thinking clearly, and my mind was going back and forth between "hold it in, or die"... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1657051543 | 1657060050 | t3_vs6u9j | t5_2to41 | 47 | skankkhunttttt42: TIFU I almost self slept on bootleg Viagra and cannabis
Almost died about 1 hour ago. well, I thought I was going to die. Enjoy
Gets home. Rolls a fat hash joint. Nice epic top hash. Makes a steak. Mrs decides she wants a ride tonight since the kid is staying away. Much obliged m'lady. Tonight we fuc... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1657053624 | 1657172399 | t3_vs7mue | t5_2to41 | 2,804 | the_grand_midwife: TIFU By having my 8 year old tattoo used to imply I'm the Chicago mass shooter
EDIT: Reuters published a [fact check piece](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-tattoo-shooting/fact-check-photo-of-shoulder-tattoo-of-a-rose-in-a-fist-does-not-depict-the-arm-of-suspected-chicago-highland-park-gunm... | 15 | 186.933333 | |
1657053746 | 1657090636 | t3_vs7oix | t5_2to41 | 11 | spanishhybrid18: TIFU I'm 19 and in student debt. I fucked up by ordering food and my parents found out; now my devices are taken along with my key.
I'm a university student (1st going into 2nd yr) whose task is to get rid of my overdraft (£-500). It used to be higher, however I had some money saved from when I was wor... | 11 | 1 | |
1657053631 | 1657056598 | t3_vs7mxo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my boss “baby” before my first day of work
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iron_crow: you posted this three times in 15 minutes comrade
moscowmule18: Yeah sorry about that, Reddit just decided to go bonkers on me
iron_crow: It happens, no worries. You should probably just call them "Babe" in work place settings
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1657058571 | 1657059973 | t3_vs9j3k | t5_2to41 | 15 | SherbetAmbitious2621: TIFU I’ve been talking to a girl got drunk and kissed one of my friends
I’ve been talking to this girl for awhile and we’re almost dating but it seems like she cancels on me everytime we try to hangout so I was drinking the other night and I kissed one of my friends and now they are like obsessed... | 5 | 3 | |
1657060271 | 1657064054 | t3_vsa67o | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally hitting on my dad
Im using a throwaway for this for obvious reasons.
Some things I think are important to know before I get to the fuck up is that I’ve always liked standing and posing in mirrors because I have no shame and like looking at myself. So I frequently wear different outfits ... | 5 | 23 | |
1657060861 | 1657065584 | t3_vsae24 | t5_2to41 | 22 | henri124: tifu by introducing my 2 crushes
tifu by introducing my 2 crushes too eachother
Today me m age 21 and my 2 crush let's call crush them crush 1 and crush 2 f went to theme park. I've liked them for a while and thought I should see who l like more on this day out don't worry I wouldn't take them both out and ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1657063095 | 1657069361 | t3_vsb6wx | t5_2to41 | 12 | ICouldntPicAUsername: TIFU by going thru my bfs phone
So this actually happened a while ago and i've talked about this with My friends but it still bothers me.
Before i say anything i want you to know that i had his permission to Be on his phone.
Ok so we have agreed with My bf of over 1yr that he won't watch porn beca... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1657064090 | 1657069075 | t3_vsbjl3 | t5_2to41 | 134 | browtfffffff: TIFU by missing the hole
This actually occurred within the last 24 hours. I can’t really believe my luck but here we are. I thought that maybe this could serve as a good lesson to others so I created a throwaway and now I’m here sharing my incredible misfortune. This isn’t your typical “it slipped out and... | 7 | 19.142857 |
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