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1662037466 | 1662039770 | t3_x376ab | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling the police on my wife
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BigSquibowski: Just remember, kids-The police will only make a bad situation worse.
Devittraisedto2: Really depends on the situation
If someone's being murdered, fucking call the police
If you're being physically abused by your significant other, call the go... | 6 | 17.833333 | |
1662037676 | 1662085025 | t3_x3791x | t5_2to41 | 643 | BluePinky: TIFU by not wearing a life jacket
We went up to spend the day by a relative who has a cabin on a lake. Was a nice day up in the mountains, a bit overcast and breezy, but overall nice. Got there in early afternoon, kids got in the water, and I decided to take a kayak and go across. Not a huge lake, seems much... | 6 | 107.166667 | |
1662044319 | 1662047393 | t3_x39srq | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by disrespecting my mother on laundry day
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Roonil_Wazlib97: Dude, you're in college. Time to do your own laundry.
evilsir: for. real. and OP better not be tryna hand us the old 'she likes to do it for because it gives her something to do' line neither.
InternationalBunch22: His mom just offered... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1662045715 | 1662086646 | t3_x3adpg | t5_2to41 | 730 | Icy-Annual3158: TIFU by leaving my phone on while watching reddit porn
This happened like 15 mins ago and I'm shaking and I want to die. So I was alone in my room on holiday (its shared so my whole family are in it) and I was bored so opened up reddit porn. Unexpectedly, the buzzer goes off so somebody wants to be let ... | 13 | 56.153846 | |
1662045987 | 1662047492 | t3_x3ahir | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing I made a typo when making my Reddit account. Instead of typing “LilNastii” I accidentally typed “LilNasii” implying that I’m a literal Nazi. I am so sorry, Reddit.
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MonstahButtonz: After all this, you're still choosing to stick with a username that is so similar?
Idk man... The wo... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1662046482 | 1662059398 | t3_x3aoqp | t5_2to41 | 9 | Flatliac: TIFU by not passing my driving exam
So due to covid and graduation doing my drivers license has taken me much longer than most other people. Eventually my driving school also closed down, which meant I needed to find a new one. After doing so and completing the theoretical exam about a year ago I thought thin... | 3 | 3 | |
1662049911 | 1662167612 | t3_x3c3dr | t5_2to41 | 10 | shibesanon: TIFU by speaking in my natural accent.
So like, this just happened. I work at a nail salon with a bunch of lovely men and women. Most know at least the basics of English. And Everyone has their own accents, obviously. But as a receptionist it’s easier to talk with a diluted, cheery tone. With as little twan... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1662045462 | 1662053644 | t3_x3a9xs | t5_2to41 | 16 | Doctorwhoneek: tifu by making a joke about my mates football team
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Ayowolf: Lol they will get over it like in 5 mins it's not that deep
Doctorwhoneek: Yeah not one mate when wei was watching them play pro clubs he was awful mest up and I bursted out laughing and he had a strop
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1662052238 | 1662109987 | t3_x3d0m2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | lmaooo6483: TIFU Due to My Own Pride (24/F)
So 2 weeks ago I started to look for jobs right after I got my driving licence. I've graduated in March early this year and have been jobless for 5 months. A week after, I received a call from a company to work ASAP ( 1st September) without an interview and guess what my exci... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1662052625 | 1662056416 | t3_x3d5zz | t5_2to41 | 52 | manager_access: TIFU by washing my privates with an expensive shampoo
My girlfriend loves her hair and she uses the best and most expensive hair products. I don't even spend in a year for shampoo than she spends for hair products in a month or two.
This evening I came home from work a bit cranky and stressed and we ... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1662054406 | 1662149984 | t3_x3dv0v | t5_2to41 | 12,514 | aauthor8: TIFU by getting a job while being underage and lying to my family about it.
Standard – This did not happen today.
Many years ago, I decided I wanted a job to earn my own money. There were, however, two problems, firstly, my dad thought part-time jobs while in school were a distraction. Secondly, I was slig... | 13 | 962.615385 | |
1662046726 | 1662057537 | t3_x3as79 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Typical_Ad_210: TIFU by forgetting I was talking to a human
Technically this happened yesterday, but I was still too traumatised to write about it then.
I have been off work for a few weeks and since the kids and my wife are out all day, I’m at home alone with our pets.
To stave off boredom, I have taken to teaching... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1662056755 | 1662064137 | t3_x3es9k | t5_2to41 | 24 | Moopa15: TIFU by not checking the government website
This is technically a long fuck up, but the worst of it happened today. So, I got divorced 4 years ago, and since then my mental health has been not doing too good. Having BPD and CPTSD doesn’t help, oh and Crohn’s disease to top it off, so I have not been able to wo... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1662057421 | 1662060972 | t3_x3f1m0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ButterflyMountain656: TIFU by going to get a Brazilian Wax
I 20f went to get a brazilian wax for the very first time. I always used to shave down there with a razor but I decided to try out something new this time, especially because everyone swears by it .
The woman I went to was really nice to me, but the thong that... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1662060440 | 1662085541 | t3_x3g8gv | t5_2to41 | 201 | FaithlessnessIcy6774: TIFU by giving a guy a chance
Update:
I texted him saying I didn’t want to talk to him anymore and as expected he said some dumb shit. The main thing was that he said he wanted to die happy but since I’m leaving he’s just going to be alone again, this was followed by him saying he could replace me... | 8 | 25.125 | |
1662063812 | 1662207077 | t3_x3hkrs | t5_2to41 | 470 | alwaysverymad: tifu by breaking up with my boyfriend for my parents
I had been dating my bf for close to 4 yrs. A bit of background, we were in the same college, both are now working. He was in the college band and used to perform. I am a nerd. I felt like I was his fan. Last year I told my parents about him and my int... | 5 | 94 | |
1662066242 | 1662073474 | t3_x3ijx4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking on my brother doing the nasty
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DJ_Spark_Shot: I'd say walking on anyone doing the nasty would be a fuck up... unless they're a masochist that's into foot play.
Medical_Mix6379: 🙄
DJ_Spark_Shot: Typo in your title.
Medical_Mix6379: I can't even edit it I'll have to delete and post it... | 7 | 1 | |
1662066082 | 1662072436 | t3_x3ihkd | t5_2to41 | 35 | JustNotTheFace: TIFU by becoming a criminal.
So I wouldn’t consider myself a criminal of any sorts, maybe done some speeding here and there. Nothing worthy of a criminal, until today. I had been up since 5:30am, had a full day in class and had to stop by the grocery store afterwards. Fast forward, I had a bit of a tim... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1662066370 | 1662104156 | t3_x3iltq | t5_2to41 | 425 | _silent_eyes: TIFU by discovering I have thalassophobia (TW thalassophobia)
I was out on a kayak with a couple of friends at the beach.
We were on vacation in Italy and we went on a litte swim in the water.
I‘ve never had issues with deep water. I jumped in lakes, deep pools etc. no problem.
Today however, I’ve ... | 4 | 106.25 | |
1662069342 | 1662073457 | t3_x3js9d | t5_2to41 | 18 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by Walking in on by brother doing the nasty
So this thing didn't happen today actually. It was when i was 12 years old. And i forgot about it until someone recently commented on one of my previous posts here about him and his brother.
So as i said before my brother and i share our bedroom. He ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1662071389 | 1662072258 | t3_x3klik | t5_2to41 | 33 | SergeantSodomy8: TIFU by overreacting to being called an asshole by my girlfriend
My (21M) girlfriend (20F) was invited to one of her friends party the other day. A couple nights earlier she was jokingly hinting that I should buy the gift myself so she could take it, I laughed it off and didn't think too much of it. Ne... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1662070158 | 1662077083 | t3_x3k3ye | t5_2to41 | 10 | Interesting-Debate19: TIFU! Joking about being with a girl who might be potentially lost.
Okay, so I got a text from an unknown number... A woman, asking if I'm with her family member(I'm assuming). I wanted to immediately say it was a wrong number, but my friend told me to go along with it and see how it'll end. She s... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1662072467 | 1662072978 | t3_x3l0vk | t5_2to41 | 24 | Whatswrongwithmejeez: TIFU By buying condoms
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Rag33asy777: Lol As an adult I promise, no one cares about people buying condoms. I promise. If anything if you feel embarrassed walk like your proud cuz your gonna get laid. That's what I used to do when I felt embarrassed until I realized no one cares.
When young... | 4 | 6 | |
1662073762 | 1662075316 | t3_x3liyb | t5_2to41 | 19 | patthekitkat: TIFU Getting an Earwig IN my ear
Tifu, but this was earlier this summer.
My kids (11 and 8) were making a Kiwico project. It was a rocket launcher using a little stomp box to generate the thrust. They got a couple rockets stuck in the tree next to my driveway... Of course.
So like an awesome step dad, ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1662081763 | 1662131959 | t3_x3oepp | t5_2to41 | 17 | f3mb0ygarfi3ld: TIFU by making a complaint to Starbucks about a nail in my drink.
The title should be “How I accidentally stole $6.20 from Starbucks” but anyways. This wasn’t as much of a fuck up as it was me embarrassing myself and no one else noticing (yet).
I’ll start off by saying that I am a frequent Starbucks c... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1662080817 | 1662096208 | t3_x3o2xr | t5_2to41 | 9 | dumbassthrowaway6969: TIFU buy realizing my bf and I are more aligned than any relationship I've ever had
TL;DR: my best friend and I are more in sync with communication and a variety of other things than I've been with anyone I've actually been in a relationship with. Quite possibly the same for her too.
Today, while... | 3 | 3 | |
1662082356 | 1662082721 | t3_x3omdi | t5_2to41 | 8 | Commercial_Lab_3634: tifu when my straight (m) roommate (m) tasted my semen
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hgr129: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 there's things to left to be unsaid this is one of them. Let everyone remember the good time
Commercial_Lab_3634: Agreed bro
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1662086405 | 1662090766 | t3_x3q13v | t5_2to41 | 7 | Unlikely-Ad-9002: TIFU by calling my wife a dumb blonde.
My wife and our 4 kids are out at the lake without me because I have to work ( I have used all my holidaysfor this year). She was laid off a little while ago and wanted to spend some time with the kids alone.
We recently bought a pellet grill which my wife is ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1662089554 | 1662091310 | t3_x3r30v | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a Sexting scam.. again.. For the second time.
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Eraevn: Bud, learn your lesson here, stick to porn. I know there's more of an entertainment with interaction but damn, 2 is too many lol
Leading_Medicine6247: I know I know.. 2 is just too many times. 😅 lesson learned for sure…
GiGa... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1662090767 | 1662137354 | t3_x3rhe2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU I broke up with my girlfriend (read whole thing plz)
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Orphylia: Nah you're for real an asshole here. There's a difference between ragging on friends in a friendly manner and straight up just breaking up with someone for no reason. Calling her annoying and ugly when you already know you're on th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1662091210 | 1662182914 | t3_x3rml2 | t5_2to41 | 17,715 | polp54: TIFU by buying nerf guns
So this just happened and I’m still in shock. So I (24m) just moved in with my girlfriend (22f) into our new apartment. Just for context me and her are incredibly competitive and are always competing with one another. So on to the story
About a week ago I went to Walmart to pick up som... | 12 | 1,476.25 | |
1662091137 | 1662093502 | t3_x3rlob | t5_2to41 | 8 | paintolwranceksisnd: TIFU by not telling a girl I didn’t finish
I’m a college freshman I download Tinder make a profile, don’t really think much of it, and go to sleep wake up and find I’ve matched with a girl on there, I get excited we talk decide to go hookup later that night at 12am, cool my roommate is already asle... | 4 | 2 | |
1662092153 | 1662188351 | t3_x3ry84 | t5_2to41 | 20 | ineedthiscoffee: TIFU bringing “weed” to school
WARNING: this is a long post. Idk how to add the “L” flair to this subreddit :/.
This happened when I was 15 years old. It was the Friday before spring break. So I had recently gotten into smoking weed with my best friend. At the same time I found out that my mom smoked... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1662087928 | 1662167897 | t3_x3qjoi | t5_2to41 | 114 | kitohdzz: TIFU by taking a shower
This actually happened about 2 hours ago, also this is a very short story but I need to remind myself to never do it in the future.
Anyway, a tooth of mine have been hurting for a few days now, I know I have to go to the dentist BUT I'm so scared due to life long trauma lol I just hav... | 8 | 14.25 | |
1662092957 | 1662094567 | t3_x3s7b4 | t5_2to41 | 80 | Huntress-Blood: TIFU by accepting two jobs at the same time
I've been a grocery store cashier for a relatively long time but I'd thought I'd do another job for a change. Needless to say it didn't work out within the first week. I applied to different places and I've received two calls this week from two different groce... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1662093752 | 1662094721 | t3_x3sghj | t5_2to41 | 10 | Silent0wl01: TIFU by throwing a fit of rage because my autistic twin ate some of my chocolates
I have a bag of cheap lindor chocolates that I made a special trip to buy in bulk so that I can put them in my coffee. I didn't directly get mad at him, and told him to not eat anymore of them. However, I went into the house ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1661944460 | 1662095735 | t3_x2avsn | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a sausage roll
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Electrical-Bug-2970: nerd
Electrical-Bug-2970: sorry wrong person
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1662097875 | 1662099441 | t3_x3tnmh | t5_2to41 | 6 | historyhasitsionu: TIFU by mentioning that I wanted to be head boy
This just happened and now I'm waiting for the consequences.
I (16m/nb) am openly trans and am in my second to last year of school (year 12/11th grade). I'm out to my family but my siblings F(f5) and T(m3) do not know yet because mum and my step dad sa... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1662098294 | 1662133575 | t3_x3trwa | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU - Wife hates me, I swear I’m not a bad person
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pogiguy2020: Well when I first started reading this one thing stood out.
Your wife blows up your phone because she is TRACKING you. Is there more to this or is she just a very jealous and controlling person?
Ive been married 26 years and I dont t... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1662099352 | 1662105894 | t3_x3u2ow | t5_2to41 | 6 | Accomplished-Sign647: TIFU by fighting my sister’s bf
I 18f have anger management issues, sociopathic tendencies, psychopathic tendencies, among other issues. I am by all means a well adjusted member of society and overly kind to almost everyone I meet. I’ve had anger management issues since I was 7 and have learned ve... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1662100372 | 1662140351 | t3_x3ucqz | t5_2to41 | 24 | StreamSashawoman: TIFU by being obsessed with women
I'm shaking right now and I feel like crying. I can't really explain it, but I want so badly to connect with one of my celebrity crushes on Twitch. She doesn't stream on a regular schedule so I'm constantly checking her Twitch page to see when she is live. No matter h... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1662096705 | 1662131471 | t3_x3tbsy | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my life
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mockinbirdwishmeluck: I may be able to add some perspective from the other side.
I recently left my boyfriend. I loved him a lot but he was deeply struggling with mental health and I could see our relationship was unsustainable.
There were some really scary moments and so... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1662101203 | 1662101817 | t3_x3ukxp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my dad I wrestle
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pogiguy2020: Tell your dad boys get hurt too.
kat3466: My dad is just a bad guy
pogiguy2020: NO he loves you more than likely.
Eventually doing those sports you will get injured and he will say, "See I told you so" LOL
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1662104161 | 1662165745 | t3_x3vbk1 | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing someone to go to the hospital with chemical burns
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Jax2: Ooh, I went to a boarding school where kids who got in trouble were made to work in the kitchens after meals, cleaning, as punishment. We had one kid who pretty much spent most of the year, 3 meals a day, working doing dishes, ... | 7 | 11.428571 | |
1662104488 | 1662106473 | t3_x3veif | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by roleplaying as my husbands sister
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Rohlex32: That's some narcissistic shit from her. Maybe a fuck up with the key, but what time is she just letting herself in?
mongoose51Z: yeah agree pretty narcissistic not all gym wear is about her, and I think if she is going to go there immediately that... | 3 | 23.333333 | |
1662107253 | 1662127359 | t3_x3w3ky | t5_2to41 | 77 | Leonetta85: TIFU by having great reflexes, even in my sleep.
TL;DR at the end of the post.
This just happened during the night.
As the title says, I have pretty good reflexes.
Like catching a flying pancake and throwing it back in the pan, catching a glass of beer without spilling and so on.
Now last night I was s... | 7 | 11 | |
1662111925 | 1662160095 | t3_x3xai9 | t5_2to41 | 3,484 | Thr0waway4areason: TIFU by looking at Reddit while trying to jerk off
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roseandmirrors: Please stop I can't sleep. I saw the original post 10 hours ago and I still burst out laughing every time I thought of that song.
greetings_quadrupeds: I already made a sex playlist for my husband and I based off of original... | 6 | 580.666667 | |
1662112905 | 1662159379 | t3_x3xk8u | t5_2to41 | 98 | damdatscwazy: TIFU by pointing out that my bf's buddy might have a fetish
TLDR; Recived a used laptop, found some sus titles on it and outed the previous owner to his long time buddy
On a throwaway because my boyfriend uses reddit and I don't know if his friend does. Long story short, I needed a laptop for school but... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1662112938 | 1662144543 | t3_x3xkok | t5_2to41 | 5,318 | [deleted]: TIFU by showering only once a week for my entire life
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Roysterdoyster: I would say that every other day is ok for showers. There is plenty of evidence that suggests it is better for your skin and hair. Obviously it depends on where you live and your level of activity.
yumirow: You can also shower ... | 11 | 483.454545 | |
1662113831 | 1662139187 | t3_x3xtl5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by crying after having sex with my husband.
I (M26) and my husband (M24) have been together for 2 years, married for one. We grew up with each other, best friends since third grade, and I had a hard time coming to terms with the fact that I was in love with him.
He reciprocated my feelings immediately... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1662114424 | 1662134092 | t3_x3xzhs | t5_2to41 | 135 | rabbitt-we: TIFU Talks #58! Come share your stories!
arschmallow: As a german I can very much relate to all the bad public transportation experiences 🥲
emanuelep57: Imagine having one among the best ones in europe and complaining about it..
arschmallow: If you mean germany then I'm sorry for everyone else because un... | 8 | 16.875 | |
1662114799 | 1662160907 | t3_x3y3gn | t5_2to41 | 46,888 | AcidSperm: TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night
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ls952: Wait, he offered to suck your dick, and you're supposed to be the gay one?
AcidSperm: Not only did the brother offer to suck my dick, but he also wanted me to shave his pubes. But yeah, why not, I'm the gay one.
john_wingerr: I m... | 12 | 3,907.333333 | |
1662115615 | 1662130519 | t3_x3ybrh | t5_2to41 | 14 | Angrycryinglike: TIFU by trying to be a good Christian
I just can't accept this. Why are so many of my favorite porn stars quitting porn and becoming Twitch streamers? Not only are they becoming Twitch streamers but they becoming really successful doing it. I don't care about them quitting porn, it's just that it feels... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1662118315 | 1662211810 | t3_x3z5pz | t5_2to41 | 32 | PaperPeePee: TIFU at work on camera
I (28m) work as a freelance camera operator and one of the projects I'm currently working on is a reality cooking show for a local production company. I'm 1 out of 9 camera operators on the project, 8 of those camera operators shoot handheld while the 9th camera is mounted on a JIB, ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1662119820 | 1662120226 | t3_x3zmoa | t5_2to41 | 73 | Less_Hour_2107: TIFU by scrolling through my dad’s locked gallery (18f)
This actually happened about 2 years ago when I still had an ok relationship with my parents.
I was 18 (f) at that time, now I am 20f . My dad had just shown me a few old pics of me on his phone and left it to charge as his phone was low on batte... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1662121013 | 1662121669 | t3_x401sk | t5_2to41 | 44 | JaymintheAchiever: TIFU by dropping every class due to anxiety.
I could not breathe. I felt so stressed, that I was breathing irregularly, my heartrate was literally at 108, and I wanted to cry myself to sleep because of how much work I had to do.
So guess what? I dropped every dual enrollment class I had since the "W... | 4 | 11 | |
1662123398 | 1662152648 | t3_x40vdq | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU Flirting on the job
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Educational-Hat-559: Only L im taking is the one im smoking straight to the face!
superperps: Smoke that pot. At least you're not fucking a minor. I hope.
Educational-Hat-559: I hope not either
superperps: Y... | 12 | 2.833333 | |
1662122678 | 1662130475 | t3_x40m4h | t5_2to41 | 208 | litken_chitle: TIFU by telling ny kids teacher she learned the n-word at school
Obligatory, not today but this week. Im a terribke story teller but I tried my best. TL;DR at the bottom. Anyways, on to my glorious fuck up. Sit down and buckle up folks. It's a doozy
So! Last weekend was pretty uneventful; lots of clean... | 11 | 18.909091 | |
1662125423 | 1662183396 | t3_x41l3y | t5_2to41 | 11,701 | RobIII: TIFU by trusting my 13 yr old son to not try to get a brick of coke through customs
This happened about 3 weeks ago. But the story starts a little further back in time.
I have 2 kids, a (now) 16 yr old son and a 13 yr old son. A year-ish ago when we were all in COVID19 lockdown my eldest son was contacted by h... | 14 | 835.785714 | |
1662127688 | 1662203644 | t3_x42g91 | t5_2to41 | 4,350 | NoodlesEatingFrogs: TIFU by letting my boyfriend go down on me
I’ve shared this story on the tifu talks already but Reddit is ready to hear this. I (17f) got on birth control about a month ago so my hormones are periods and random right now and all over the place. Over the weekend I went over to my bf’s place (17m) we’... | 8 | 543.75 | |
1662130022 | 1662143791 | t3_x43d83 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not trusting my gut
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pukpukpak: Are you a minor? Cause then you could threaten them for being in possession of CP. That might shut them up.
This is more meme advice, dont take it seriously.
Sylvurphlame: Or OP could actually be charged with distributing the CP themselves, depending on the... | 3 | 3 | |
1662133114 | 1662139001 | t3_x44n4o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU bu drinks someone's bathwater
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Icy_Engine_7648: So what does the brother usually do with the $150 bathwater?
AcrobaticSource3: And if he’s a “regular customer” he must either have a collection or drink or masturbate with it frequently
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1662137414 | 1662139377 | t3_x46f4e | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying to everyone for years
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Human_Application_62: Yeah this is crazy but I can relate I told my family I was attending college but was actually out looking for work as I couldn’t make it to the next year, managed to find a decent job and then told them I left college to work full time as ed... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1662137991 | 1662138608 | t3_x46nhl | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU// I (f18) messed up by going into the kitchen at night.
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RonConComa: "Once you're married you never need to maturbate"
Who's gonna tell her?
By the way.. Welcome in the world of adult relationship sex life after kids...
infinleyty: i think i realised that now😭
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1662138158 | 1662141996 | t3_x46q9f | t5_2to41 | 13 | infinleyty: TIFU// I (f18) messed up by going into the kitchen at night.
Sidenote: I have this weird curse of always catching people masturbating and doing their enjoyable stuff.
But catching my step father ( m 43) was the least thing I expected.
So I am always terribly hungry at night and am desperate to eat food, ... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1662139244 | 1662140892 | t3_x476ne | t5_2to41 | 35 | Groiner: TIFU by not wearing a helmet while skateboarding.
This actually happened yesterday but I'm only kinda able to type it out now.
So, to start, I don't skate often. I used to skate around on my brother's skateboard sometimes or use roller skates as a kid but I recently decided to make the purchase and buy a skat... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1662135550 | 1662204212 | t3_x45nq4 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Jonnythecontractor: TIFU: thought it was bad sushi, nope there goes my appendix
**long post warning**
TL;DR: thought I had bad sushi, but my appendix burst instead
TIFU:
Working for a shitty boss and nearly dying at work
Eating bad sushi and thinking it wasn't my appendix
Working until my appendix burst
Pick one
N... | 3 | 20 | |
1662139775 | 1662240044 | t3_x47e6k | t5_2to41 | 1,249 | Beautiful-Guidance95: TIFU by showing my family a viral tiktok of some dude smashing his GF of 2 years to the song cbat, and now my mom and sister showed me their songs.
I was on tiktok and one of the Reddit bot accounts came up with a viral story involving Cbat. Thinking it was funny I showed it to my mom and sister t... | 7 | 178.428571 | |
1662139951 | 1662228051 | t3_x47gw9 | t5_2to41 | 90 | Decksman: TIFU by bringing edibles into school and ending up in a group home for 5 months
Way back in the day of late March, 2022, I felt that my life was finally coming together. I had been in foster care for about 8 months at that point, and I had settled down in a foster home near the ocean. I just turned 17, I had ... | 6 | 15 | |
1662142104 | 1662305659 | t3_x48boe | t5_2to41 | 366 | magic_mouse1928: tifu by totaling my new car
so I (16f) had been saving up money for four years before I finally convinced my parents to let me buy myself a car. found a great deal, a ford escape for just $4750. bought it.
skip ahead a month, i love this car. it is my most prized possession.
until this morning.
I wa... | 9 | 40.666667 | |
1662141373 | 1662175825 | t3_x480xl | t5_2to41 | 363 | ChelsLikesGames: TIFU by Accidentally Throwing Away my Community Service Evidence
I am currently a senior in highschool. The actual FU occurred in late August, but the realization that I did what I did happened yesterday.
Where I live, I need 20 hours of community service to graduate. I had about 8 hours done so far, ... | 9 | 40.333333 | |
1662141765 | 1662268290 | t3_x486tn | t5_2to41 | 71 | Chre_Mah_onYT: TIFU I received my order online
I'm a working student, I'm currently in my last year of graduate school (not specifying the degree). I'm on and off school because financial difficulties and I can't afford school if I won't work. After grad school we have to take qualifying exams to practice as profession... | 10 | 7.1 | |
1662146542 | 1662151918 | t3_x4a2ob | t5_2to41 | 343 | [deleted]: TIFU by Ejaculating in my Girlfriend in Front of her Dad
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Due-Profession-3563: More like the dad needed to make this post!
TIFU: I was dominated in my own house by my daughter's BF....
GarfunkleJizz: Dominated? yeah sorry but that’s such a weird way to describe the guy who’s getting with your daught... | 6 | 57.166667 | |
1662146974 | 1662147314 | t3_x4a8k7 | t5_2to41 | 23 | infinleyty: TIFU/ today i (f18) messed up by accidentally calling my teacher (m 50 or something) daddy
For context: this was in 7th grade, I was so into wattpad stories to that time so I read many daddykink related things as well.
The past days I had read a story called bonjour, it had smut and daddykink in it, and I... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1662147101 | 1662148690 | t3_x4aaez | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
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booksandmints: You could’ve at least attempted to be original.
ElectraShart: that's the joke
Devittraisedto2: The joke is you stole someone else's post in an attempt to gain internet... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1662147184 | 1662195884 | t3_x4ablh | t5_2to41 | 28 | Vegan-Sloth: TIFU when I was high af giving an interview
tldr: Me and my boyfriend smoked some weed and were interviewed for TV right after.
So today my boyfriend and me were on a convention. We wanted to smoke some weed so we searched for a quiet area and did it. Directly after we stood in the middle of a place when ... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1662147681 | 1662155195 | t3_x4aii1 | t5_2to41 | 30 | veryverycreative: TIFU by getting intimate with someone too soon.
I had been talking with someone long distance for over half a year. Over that time, we slowly opened up to one another, and we were both happy to not rush into things, though we have gotten to talk about racier things.
After talking with one another for... | 6 | 5 | |
1662147725 | 1662159921 | t3_x4aj5v | t5_2to41 | 7 | fatbussy777: TIFU by coincidentally “manifesting” my friends onee dislocate
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Parzival1127: You are too old to be kicking people down a flight of stairs because they don't want to be friends with you.
fatbussy777: it was funny seeing them bounce down the stairs 😇
Parzival1127: Wow so edgy.
| 4 | 1.75 | |
1662149746 | 1662169949 | t3_x4bas3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Brokenhumor666: TIFU by browntowning the shower
TW: poopie and peepee
The last 6 minutes have been absolute chaos and now I’m sitting in my clogged toilet.
Ok so I’m a college student and I probably have ibs and I take hella man shits.
I clogged my poor toilet 2wice in the last 2 weeks of moving here.
It got so bad t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1662149916 | 1662170564 | t3_x4bd29 | t5_2to41 | 3,971 | embarassingman72: TIFU by getting into bed with my father in law
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twohedwlf: not sure how to bring it up with him?
I suspect he'll mercilessly ridicule you about it. No action needed on your part.
Dontdothatfucker: I hope he walks out of the bedroom with a big smile, stretches, asks how everybody slept, and ... | 8 | 496.375 | |
1662152562 | 1662153669 | t3_x4cdun | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawayfudriving: TIFU by having an anger episode while driving
so the day was all well and as usually, at night I \[26M\] had to pick up something from a friends house, and invited my siblings \[14F\] and \[21M\] for a ride, I had music on max with a hard beating song as always and wanted to have a good time with m... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1662153772 | 1662212789 | t3_x4cuyt | t5_2to41 | 17 | Mil3s-Away: TIFU by taking revenge on my brother too far
**Note this story is not from today**
My name is Miles. I live in a family of 8 where all of my 5 siblings are brothers. In age order, there’s Milo, then me (we’re twins, both 15), then Max (13), Alex (10), Tom (8) and Spencer (6). This story revolves around Max... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1662154321 | 1662160602 | t3_x4d2d6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | promizsd: TIFU by asking a girl at the bar if she wanted to fuck
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ariphron: If she said yes it would have turned into a completely different tifu but still tifu trust me!
volks03: “TIFU by hooking up with a complete stranger and getting herpes”
ariphron: At the least
| 4 | 3.5 | |
1662155655 | 1662163164 | t3_x4dkn9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not giving my gf space after she asked to take a break. If you read it all good on you. I know there’s a lot going on…
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robertgunt: Do not contact her at all, for anything, no matter what. In my experience, most people who say they need a break or time to themselves have already basically de... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1662156422 | 1662158499 | t3_x4dv6t | t5_2to41 | 78 | Medical_Mix6379: TIFU by not telling a girl about my feelings
So i met this girl few years ago and we clicked directly, i don't know how to explain it but he had something special. It was in the summer and we met through our dads, they were related somehow.
We became close quickly and started hanging out all the tim... | 8 | 9.75 | |
1662158386 | 1662164838 | t3_x4elv7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Wuz314159: TIFU by getting banned from imgur for saying: Reba McEntire
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Business_Mudkip: ayo what imgur have against our girl reba ? 🤨
Wuz314159: It seems as if I am being punished for the photo posted. because the photo was banned, my comment, by association, is now bannable.
| 3 | 1 | |
1662158835 | 1662159055 | t3_x4erwi | t5_2to41 | -25 | Coochiflap89: TIFU by wasting me and my friends time on story’s only for them to get removed and I’m not sure what to do now 😣
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Coochiflap89: dam this a nice post right her e
Coochiflap89: Ik
| 3 | -8.333333 | |
1662158719 | 1662267031 | t3_x4eqcz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Aspxr: TIFU by not knowing when to stop talking.
Was surfing at a nude beach. Got naked; my dong was dangling. Noticed a cute girl looking at me. Staring, even. I guess surfing made me look good. She was topless and was tatted up. Perfect boobs. She may as well have been bottomless with the amount of ass she had. A you... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1662159343 | 1662159704 | t3_x4eyoc | t5_2to41 | 9 | MicrowaveSwaggyness: TIFU by snapping at my friends while playing online.
Ok backstory time, earlier I was playing online with my friends and it was great, I started hearing my parents fighting, not very unusual, but it was worse than normal. My dad was slamming things and I got scared, he started coming upstairs and I... | 3 | 3 | |
1662159327 | 1662232381 | t3_x4eyg7 | t5_2to41 | 261 | srqhe: TIFU by telling a lady in a wheelchair to run upstairs to see a room
This didn’t happen today, but in 2014. I just remembered this and it just hurts me so bad thinking about it.
I was working at a hotel near the train station, so we had walk-ins daily. This particular day our elevator had stopped working and al... | 7 | 37.285714 | |
1662157061 | 1662167014 | t3_x4e40h | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting someone pull my hair
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apexncgeek: How is this a fu?
BiGuyThrowAwayacc: My guy, do you think anyone would like finding out they have a hair pulling kink through their crush making them moan from pulling? I don't think so 😭
apexncgeek: Actually I know a bunch of people who have starte... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1662162349 | 1662204904 | t3_x4g2er | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: Tifu I fucked up telling my fetishes to a girl while horny
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MonstahButtonz: You fantasize about having an incestual threesone, and verbally abusing women?
I think you're missing where you *actually* F'd Up...
steampunkMechElves: It's a fetish. Relax.
MonstahButtonz: Pedophilia is a fetish for some ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1662163095 | 1662170632 | t3_x4gblo | t5_2to41 | 78 | Sariluv88: TIFU by getting jalapeño juice in my lady bits.
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httpsstrvberry: WHAT THE FUCK
httpsstrvberry: THIS PROBABLY HURT SO BAD
Sariluv88: Burned like the 6th level of hell lol.
minimamma80: Gloves ALWAYS GLOVES!
| 5 | 15.6 | |
1662163141 | 1662166502 | t3_x4gc63 | t5_2to41 | 21 | ImAPenisPhotographer: TIFU by accidentally sharing my penis on Facebook.
Well, well, well. Let me tell you that I have made quite the "mistake" a few days ago.
I was chit-chatting on text messages with this girl I matched with on Tinder. Believe me, I have always had bad luck with girls as I come off VERY strong. Howe... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1662163155 | 1662173759 | t3_x4gccw | t5_2to41 | 41 | SnowMakesMeWet: TIFU by not knowing my Audience.
Disclaimer : Happened to a co-worker of mine a few years back.. Got his permission to share and story is too good to not share. I'll be posting this for him.
Today I fucked up by not knowing my audience. A Few years back My Wife(F65) and I(M69) were having dinner with s... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1662165411 | 1662320513 | t3_x4h42l | t5_2to41 | 94 | memome_: TIFU by being too invested in Reddit
I’m sure we’re tired of these Hudson Mohawke- Cbat and Sex posts but fuck you guys are too funny ! So of course I had to read and watch every little comment instead of my regularly scheduled programs and saw way too many posts about the song that shall not be played during... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1662166001 | 1662168091 | t3_x4hayf | t5_2to41 | 24 | darthphallic: TIFU by watching deer graze
Happened minutes ago. It’s a beautiful summer evening in the Midwest, and I’m unsure of how many of those we have left before fall (aka winter lite) rolls in so I decide to go skating. Now the town I currently live in is surrounded by forest preserves and rivers, to the point ... | 3 | 8 | |
1662167933 | 1662235664 | t3_x4hxia | t5_2to41 | 467 | batchian320: TIFU by insinuating I would be putting ribs in my ass
36 minutes ago I went to the grocery store to buy lube as I have recently ran out. I walked up and noticed they were cooking ribs outside and thought damn that sounds super good. So I waltz around the store like one does before coming to the lube sectio... | 6 | 77.833333 | |
1662165660 | 1662170231 | t3_x4h6yy | t5_2to41 | 12 | glibglubgloob: TIFU by screwing myself out of a move and getting stuck across the country.
I took a job as an AMIT back in August last year for the company I work for now. Pay wasn’t super good but I wanted the experience. They agreed to pay my move so long as I paid it back. I agree and they rush me and my fiancé out ... | 3 | 4 | |
1662168092 | 1662222996 | t3_x4hzdq | t5_2to41 | 150 | ugagradlady: TIFU by bringing back carts in the rain.
I work at a Walmart and one of the most fun and least tedious things to do is ride the motor carts customers leave in the parking lot back into the store. One of these ignorant blobs left the cart (an electrical device) out in a rainstorm, and since I push a lot of ... | 5 | 30 |
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