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1669264004 | 1669264412 | t3_z3a783 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating open doors
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Doodle-Cactus: Shitpost
TheWalkingBag: It belongs on r/copypasta
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1669230617 | 1669424741 | t3_z2xnxf | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being careless and almost seriously hurt a child.
This happened last night. I went over to a friend's house to finish painting a gaming table I built so we could play dungeons and dragons. I finished the last coat and since it's 0 VOC paint I decided to stay in the basement and make my friend a le... | 3 | 3 | |
1669265335 | 1669266127 | t3_z3am65 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by telling someone I love them
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dafoo21: If you really did feel like you did love her, don't be ashamed. She's just not the one. Nothing wrong with knowing love when you know.
But, if you know that you use those words in an improper situation, then yeah, talk to a therapist.
whettfish: Yeah ho... | 3 | 4 | |
1667237753 | 1667487535 | t3_yiiqvd | t5_2to41 | 4 | spacebootyhunter: TIFU by going to work in a Halloween costume
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Rynko_: Was no one else wearing one?
spacebootyhunter: Not like I was. Someone was wearing a pumpkin shirt and someone else had a bunny hat on.
YourFrienlyNeighbour: What was your costume like?
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1669266303 | 1669273743 | t3_z3awxj | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU AND GOT A GIRL PREGNANT
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sampjennings: Well, that sucks.
As to convincing her, you know her better than any of us. Try talking to her.
Odd that an IUD would fail. You sure she was actually on birth control?
LunarTeers: Bingo, sounds like a trap to me.
sampjennings: I mean we don't have info... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1669262442 | 1669310679 | t3_z39pfw | t5_2to41 | 28 | NightHawk_85: TIFU by making some bad choices and almost becoming homeless. I am staying with my parents for a couple weeks while I wait for my new places move in date.
Getting stoned at my parents house has turned out to be a horrible idea. 100% do not recommend if you have a fucked up relationship with your family. ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1669266954 | 1669267156 | t3_z3b4d7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend cry after scaring her repeatedly
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Jessejia: yeah you’re a fucking dickhead lol
debloons: I agree. She’s happy I’m publicly embarrassing myself by posting this, though.
Jessejia: curious on y’all’s age
debloons: We are both 19
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1669173357 | 1669440746 | t3_z2dsrh | t5_2to41 | 5 | chadam2: TIFU by trying to get back with my abusive ex
I know I know I’ve been Ill from a surgery and in a moment of weakness I tried to get back with my abusive ex. My ex offered to hear me out since I did end things with us and said that they weren’t quite sure they had feelings anymore but we could talk.
We FaceTi... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1667287633 | 1667293784 | t3_yj1ywd | t5_2to41 | 638 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught shoplifting, what's going to happen next?
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Eknoom: Didn’t get your ID? Nothing to worry about. Just putting fear in you, but don’t go back to that store
If she got your ID then maybe a visit from the police but nothing severe and definitely no jail time for first time offence... | 8 | 79.75 | |
1669269226 | 1669299548 | t3_z3btjt | t5_2to41 | 18 | Lonely-Lie5886: TIFU by hitting someone with my car
To Make a long story short. I ended up hitting someone with my car. To set the scene had just stopped at a 4 way stop in the Walmart parking the the day before thanksgiving (today). I looked all ways and didn't see anything out of the ordinary so I started driving. Ha... | 3 | 6 | |
1669053389 | 1669071796 | t3_z15byy | t5_2to41 | 118 | lawnmower_accidents: TIFU by using an electric trimmer on...myself
Not quite a today, but a few weeks ago, I fucked up by *attempting* to "trim the hedges" with an electric hair trimmer.
It seemed innocuous at first. Doing some general bush-trimming **\[EDIT: with a guard in place on the trimmer\]**, trying to stay pr... | 7 | 16.857143 | |
1669183526 | 1669205182 | t3_z2h5a0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my patience with a whiny crybaby
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theNicAngel: Totally deserved. Piece of shit.
BootyEaterBandit: I don’t think Hana was that bad…
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1669270335 | 1669290984 | t3_z3c6f8 | t5_2to41 | 88 | ConfidentBirthday523: TIFU by bleaching my hair
So I (17f) decided that red hair waesnt what I wanted anymore. In the beginning of July, I did half of my hair black and even tho black box dye is really hard to get rid off I did a good job to dye my hair ginger at the end of august. Two days ago, I decided to be blonde ... | 10 | 8.8 | |
1669274159 | 1669287660 | t3_z3dbli | t5_2to41 | 2 | cxcxxxc: TIFU by being a h*rny
So yeah, typical hot afternoon. Came back from school and decided to watch some p/rn. Thing is my phone is broken but I have a pc which is located (unfortunately) at our living room. You guessed it, I'm watching the \*special movies\* in a broad daylight. Literally. So my house and my aun... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1667314392 | 1667341701 | t3_yjaqep | t5_2to41 | 9,601 | Intrepid_Banana7210: TIFU By utterly failing at intimacy NSFW
I (26M) am dating a trans woman about my age. She’s wonderful, kind, and quite beautiful. I’m lucky to have her! Especially after what I did this past Sunday night.
It had been a stressful weekend and I had just arrived home from an out of state wedding. I ... | 7 | 1,371.571429 | |
1669120840 | 1669217909 | t3_z1slpo | t5_2to41 | 333 | orotnashsad: TIFU by listening to YouTube alternatives for thermal paste
Obligatory this didn’t happen today. So about 1 year ago, I got a new processor for my computer. When it arrived and I decided to do my build, I realized, I don’t have any thermal paste for this thing. So I did what any reasonable person would do... | 8 | 41.625 | |
1669072831 | 1669161025 | t3_z1dphm | t5_2to41 | 1,471 | FlimsyLocation1977: TIFU by falling for a French girl visiting my area
So almost a year ago I (26M) matched with this girl (24F) on a dating app. We got to talking and I learned she is from France and is living in the US for a year staying with a family in another state across the country but they visit my area every n... | 8 | 183.875 | |
1669243420 | 1669442113 | t3_z32yef | t5_2to41 | 49 | Gow87: TIFU: I told my wife I'm going to sleep with her business partner
This was a few years ago now and we're no longer married...
I was out with my team at work, having a few drinks. One round turned into about 8 and I missed the last train home. Being the caring and responsible husband, I thought it best to call ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1669281237 | 1669296928 | t3_z3fbel | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheOldMancunian: TIFU by posting to r/tifu
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TheOldMancunian: Why? For pointing out the truth?
[deleted]: You pointed out that you expect a ... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1668916761 | 1669002096 | t3_yzujad | t5_2to41 | 4,386 | adamsconner123: TIFU because I told my best friend that my fiancé is pregnant (with twins) and I want to name one of them after him
First of all, I (23M) and my fiancé (23F) have been together for 4 years. 6 months ago we got engaged but have decided we want to wait a few years to get married. We knew we wanted childr... | 11 | 398.727273 | |
1669160540 | 1669282356 | t3_z293gi | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by outing my best friend
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A_Total_Retard_007: You’re not an asshole! You just had poor decisions like how other people make poor choices and makes mistakes
obiscrabbles: He'd tried to sexually assault a woman multiple times.
A_Total_Retard_007: I just said that he had a bad decision! Everyone h... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1669283015 | 1669334971 | t3_z3ft1e | t5_2to41 | 101 | AnnoyingAnsweringAnt: TIFU by almost having my pen*s permanently stuck in a hand gripper
This will be my first, and only post on here.
The title almost explains it all, but it started with me (20M) being bored at home. All of my family members are away, shopping. I’d declined their offer when they asked me, saying my ... | 6 | 16.833333 | |
1669249907 | 1669252711 | t3_z35fc3 | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: tifu by stealing vapes in school uniform
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wildadragon: It was just to scare you, unless you actually left the store with the product you didn't actually steal anything.
BigBoi0of: thats good to hear, im only stressing cos i dont want my parents finding out. im on my last chance otherwise i ll get se... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1667339761 | 1667394931 | t3_yjmm6r | t5_2to41 | 99 | GuaranteeGreen5856: Tifu by getting lost in the woods.
Hey guys, this isn't something that happened today, but a couple years ago.
This story takes place in Florida, at a Management area that let's a certain amount of people hunt there every year.
He was one of the lucky ones so we decided to scout out a spot for h... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1667340951 | 1667422403 | t3_yjn4ld | t5_2to41 | 2,785 | peacelily2014: Tifu How I learned to respect (read: fear) Birds
Tifu: Why I now respect (i.e. fear) birds TL;DR at bottom
This story takes place a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (my great aunts farm in Virginia).
It was the early 80s and I was a wee lass of four or five. It was apparently apparent, e... | 9 | 309.444444 | |
1669287644 | 1669292476 | t3_z3h3gn | t5_2to41 | 12 | WolfLuna1115: TIFU by mistaken an lady as my MIL
That happened last week, but I still cringe and laugh.
My MIL and I, went shopping at a Sainsbury, my MIL wore a dark green jacket. So, I went away from my MIL to look for fruits and vegetables. When I got my items, came back and saw my MIL in the bread section.
I went ... | 3 | 4 | |
1667363767 | 1667364155 | t3_yjvk8u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being tricked by a straight guy into dating him UPDATE
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wolfsheds: post somewhere else? i’ve been invested
Economy_Leek123: Somewhere else? What do you mean 😂❤️
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1669287475 | 1669296379 | t3_z3h1ip | t5_2to41 | 94 | giantgreenplant: TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string
I need to preface this with I'm an adult with braces. Specifically, braces behind my top teeth.
Anywho, tonight we're watching a movie and getting naughty and I go for sexy times. So movie on, go for a little down town action. And... It's stuck. Let me tell y... | 4 | 23.5 | |
1667365156 | 1667383523 | t3_yjvzop | t5_2to41 | 7,371 | Economy_Leek123: TIFU by being tricked by a straight guy into dating him UPDATE
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d4m1ty: The gift was given on a premise of bad faith. He has no right to keep it.
You could small claims him. You might not win but it will put a public face to him for all the world to see.
Economy_Leek123: What can I do thoug... | 6 | 1,228.5 | |
1669212979 | 1669217777 | t3_z2q92h | t5_2to41 | 88 | GwyndolynRedwood: TIFU by not having a bank account sooner.
Hi all.
I (21F) did not have a personal bank account until a few months ago. The reason being, I never had the need to have one. I only had a few seasonal jobs, and all the money I received went to my mothers' account. She would take the money out for me... | 4 | 22 | |
1668549189 | 1669292182 | t3_ywaqy4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Medical-Ad-4787: TIFU by making a dark humor joke about Covid to someone I barely knew
This didn’t happen today it happened a couple of months ago but It just hit me right now and I thought it would be pretty funny to share. I work at this restaurant and I would always wear a face mask at work. However, this one day I ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1669292574 | 1669344205 | t3_z3ildi | t5_2to41 | 8,430 | randomaccount2784: TIFU by looking through my moms phone
backround info, me(14m) and my mom (36f)along with my dad (39m) have been a happy family for well over a year after some issues,today I found out my mom was cheating with her past ex and lied to me and my dad,
was about 1 in the morning and I was in the bathroom... | 19 | 443.684211 | |
1667359735 | 1667413697 | t3_yju98i | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU Fell for such a dumb scam at Target
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speculatrix: The thing to remember is that you're a really nice person and believed you were helping someone in need, and that's great, the world needs people like you. I hope your family and friends really appreciate you in their lives.
I've learned to wor... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1669294414 | 1669367410 | t3_z3j79p | t5_2to41 | 1,565 | howtobackflip: TIFU by snapping a huge rubber band on my neck to see what getting shot feels like
So a couple hours ago I asked what it felt like to get shot on askreddit, and someone told me if I snapped one of those huge rubber bands on my neck from a few inches away, I would understand how it feels to get shot. So, ... | 8 | 195.625 | |
1669295984 | 1669311297 | t3_z3jryk | t5_2to41 | 191 | Dumbie_w_throwaway: TIFU by being to dumb friendly and horny.
Today I fucked up by going on this tinder like app and I was swiping for a few hours, infact I enjoyed mindlessly swiping. And then I have a notification in the dm section and I check the dm section, and it’s the person I just swiped on and next thing you ... | 8 | 23.875 | |
1669220022 | 1669297007 | t3_z2t5js | t5_2to41 | 5 | anti_romantic_: Tifu by yelling at my grandparents
Some context : I (20F) live in India with my parents. My grandparents live with us. My family is super toxic : we’re all a bunch of hotheads with a shit ton of issues and extremely loud voices. My grandma is the epitome of the evil MIL trope. She leaves no stone unturn... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1667404439 | 1667457840 | t3_yk8w0o | t5_2to41 | 2,938 | LarsButChaste: TIFU by committing a war crime in class, emptying the classroom and destroying the school bathroom
Ok so not today, but yesterday so it's still fresh. On Halloween I ate a lot of junk, plus ingested alcohol and had Mexican after, so there was already a perfect storm brewing. The next day, by second perio... | 6 | 489.666667 | |
1667428233 | 1667494121 | t3_ykjxk6 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing only a diaper on Halloween.
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OnlineScrub: Only a diaper? Like no socks, shoes, nothing? I don't blame you for feeling embarrassed. At least you can make the excuse of it being a costume.
Edit: Also isn't it normal for people to dress us in only a diaper when it comes to bars and pla... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1667429180 | 1667453215 | t3_ykkemb | t5_2to41 | 56,751 | Commercial_Low1383: TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner
Yesterday I turned eighteen years old. For the past six years like clockwork everyday on my birthday we'd go to the same place for dinner and I'd always get the same thing. For those who are a bit confused, I have extreme OCD and high functio... | 15 | 3,783.4 | |
1669298566 | 1669301841 | t3_z3krme | t5_2to41 | 832 | clearlyspoken: TIFU by stuttering during sex
This actually happened in February earlier this year. Throwaway because it’s an embarrassing story I’d like to take to my grave.
My gf at the time (19f) and I (22m) were pretty new at doing the deed, as we had taken each other’s v-cards recently. We both got over the initia... | 6 | 138.666667 | |
1669238810 | 1669348406 | t3_z312l5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | HippieInDisguise2_0: TIFU crashing my car doing donuts while meeting my girlfriends dad for the first time.
So this happened when I was 17 and very stupid. Also note that this was the first time I met my GFS dad.
I wanted to take my girlfriend on a date and since she lived a good distance away she got a ride from her... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1669298641 | 1669302624 | t3_z3ksmz | t5_2to41 | 9 | ProudAirline4198: TIFU by trying to get in contact with my internet ex bf
I’m sorry if I mess up, English is my second laughing. So I wanna give some background first… I (15f) tried to text my ex (20m) I know what you all think, and you’re all right. But that’s not really the point. We were together for a year (I was 1... | 3 | 3 | |
1669298719 | 1669482216 | t3_z3ktnr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my sister Porn
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Heavy_Ad_7857: Sounds like a family of religious extremists
FlingShitter: Weirdo sends porn to his sister while drunk
You: “They’re just a bunch of religious freaks”
Heavy_Ad_7857: That's not an argument
FlingShitter: Okay? I’m not arguing
Heavy_Ad_7857: You don't kno... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1669297991 | 1669309721 | t3_z3kjda | t5_2to41 | 252 | throwsisteraita: TIFU by accidentally whitening my teeth the morning of thanksgiving 🫠
literally want to scream right now. I used opalescence last week and have had some sensitivity on my two front teeth. I read that applying a small amount of sensodyne to my trays for an hour would help, so I did so but only about 1... | 6 | 42 | |
1668883368 | 1669068770 | t3_yzivtw | t5_2to41 | 249 | [deleted]: Tifu by being careless with my huge collection of dildos and embarrassing smut that I've written
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Eldhrimer: They put themselves through that "agonizing" experience. If I was looking for a tablet and found a box full of dildos, then I would just have walked away. No need to go through every single o... | 9 | 27.666667 | |
1667433653 | 1667504280 | t3_ykmi4o | t5_2to41 | 526 | OptimistPrime527: TIFU by not suing after a car accident.
In summer 2018, I was driving home late at night. I was stopped at a red light, and when it turned green hit the gas and then everything changed. The main front corner got most of the damage, but because of the speed both cars were totaled. I found out in the er... | 8 | 65.75 | |
1669307050 | 1669318162 | t3_z3o65z | t5_2to41 | 17 | Queenietingz: TIFU by not telling my friend I was getting bullied by his cousin
Tifu by not telling my friend I was getting bullied by his cousin
So I 17 m met this guy 17 m the beginning of our senior. We have two classes together and we have grown pretty close. He is Brazilian and White (this important for later). H... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1669307922 | 1669407441 | t3_z3oizk | t5_2to41 | 15,945 | [deleted]: TIFU by totally ruining the mood during sex
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iamthefalcon: Why do you say ‘partner’? Just say ‘wife’ or ‘girlfriend’.
stopthechildren: Probably because they are partners.
iamthefalcon: ‘Partner’ would be a business partner or someone in an old western movie.
stopthechildren: Are you gatekeeping the ... | 12 | 1,328.75 | |
1669036956 | 1669082863 | t3_z0yw07 | t5_2to41 | 1,601 | Freerz: Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night
This was actually Saturday. It was my girlfriends birthday and I wanted to make it special. I made her brunch, took her to a nice botanical garden, and then took her to a fantastic dinner. Afterwards we went back to her place to pregame with her friends and th... | 14 | 114.357143 | |
1669114907 | 1669309400 | t3_z1qr2k | t5_2to41 | 9,947 | DoneDrivingMyMom: TIFU letting my mom hold my phone
Yesterday my mom asked me (22m) to drive her to her job. She works as a nanny. I had to drop her off at one of her new clients. We had no idea how to get to the location without using the GPS on my phone. I asked my mom to keep my phone since I had to use both hands t... | 12 | 828.916667 | |
1669310943 | 1669314335 | t3_z3pq16 | t5_2to41 | 120 | singingsausagedogs: TIFU by winning the argument with my mom
ive been severely depressed for a couple years and today my mom tried to get me to the doctors for medication. anyway i spent probably 2 hours explaining to her how grey and sad life is and how pointless i find it. anyway i won the argument and actually chang... | 6 | 20 | |
1669313746 | 1669404561 | t3_z3qtlx | t5_2to41 | 28 | banned_user002: TIFU by creating a PayPal account under 18
This actually happened years ago, but today is the day I suffered the consequences.
So, when I was like 14 or 15, I created a PayPal account for some reason. But I didn't use it back then. I started using it shortly after turning 18 because that was when I sta... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1669316506 | 1669317750 | t3_z3rwho | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by nutting so hard, I had an out of body experience
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Agret_Brisignr: Before I finish reading, Id like to point out that it's you trumpeteers that typically have massive egos. Us tromboners are just weird outcasts
Edit: bro wtf
Tgbtgbt: As far as i know, all of us brass section had an equal han... | 3 | 1 | |
1669316793 | 1669347749 | t3_z3s0hc | t5_2to41 | 256 | PeliUncertain: TIFU by blowing up a campsite
Obligatory, this happened over 20 years ago.
My friend and I noticed that his son who was about 13 at the time had never been camping so we decided to correct that error on his part. I lived a couple of states north from D and his son C so D packed up his car with "stuff pe... | 4 | 64 | |
1669067123 | 1669572461 | t3_z1ba3a | t5_2to41 | 30 | akkhor: TIFU by breaking up with the girl I love
Didn’t happen today but a few months ago. So some background, earlier this year I reconnected with someone I used to know years ago. She and I got along great. She understood me in a way most other people didn’t. She soon became one of my closest friends. I would talk to... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1668388154 | 1668581405 | t3_yuknoe | t5_2to41 | 30,889 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to my wife's phone call recordings
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WessyLynn: Nooooooo! No. No. No.
See now, I over share. But when I over share its me telling people that I peed myself at work or that I've eaten dog food(wet, the kind with chunks and gravy).
This is vile and seems malicious. Shame on her.
House... | 12 | 2,574.083333 | |
1669170456 | 1669177507 | t3_z2crwl | t5_2to41 | 300 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing my love to my best friend
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Korgon213: Nah, you played your cards. Live with no regrets. Fear is a choice.
dead-memories: thank you for saying this!!! this really resonates with me. it’s something that I can’t take back, but now I guess I have closure!
Korgon213: Dude, I wished I... | 4 | 75 | |
1667499310 | 1667566131 | t3_yla3vr | t5_2to41 | 7,625 | Rough_Cellist_5772: TIFU I didn't notice they were gay
Edit:
English isn't my main language and if you don't want a headache, just read tdlr.
I work in a hotel and every other day you or on of the guest makes a mistake.
One of them is, that they book a suite with 1 bed and 1 sofa bed, but don't write down, that we s... | 10 | 762.5 | |
1669325479 | 1669360291 | t3_z3v6hs | t5_2to41 | 212 | Flipmstr2: TIFU because I can’t bring myself to visit my mom.
My mom has been in memory care for over a year. The few times I brought her to my house she gets very agitated and wants to go home. Today is Thanksgiving and my wife and I thought it good to go have dinner with her. I called yesterday and found out they ar... | 5 | 42.4 | |
1669056631 | 1669153536 | t3_z16rk7 | t5_2to41 | 308 | [deleted]: TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet
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DubbelDragon: Way worse than where I thought it was going. I hope you make a full recovery, and soon. Just wincing over here in sympathy pains.
Honic_Sedgehog: >Way worse than where I thought it was going.
I'm not sure, I read the title and assumed prolapse.... | 7 | 44 | |
1669333697 | 1669357613 | t3_z3y8j1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Certifiedcatrasimp: TIFU by making my schools band teacher think im homophobic and racist
This happened a while ago but I still laugh so hard when I think about this. I should also clarify I am not homophobic and racist.
I, 14F, was in the hallway in front of my class with 2 girls who we’ll call K and S. S is middle e... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1669336032 | 1669393182 | t3_z3z1gb | t5_2to41 | 1,368 | MotoHULK: TIFU my Mom died and no one told me
So, I have no contact with my family. Over the years, they stabbed me 4 times, threw me down a flight of stairs at 3 yrs old, and otherwise abused me in such horrific ways that I have a burn scar on my pecker and cant have kids. I later got into Princeton, and Mom lied to t... | 9 | 152 | |
1668960696 | 1669012362 | t3_z07yam | t5_2to41 | 5,918 | Lost_Share_9271: Tifu by letting an elderly homeless man who reminded me of my grandfather sleep in my car while I was at work.
Technically the actual fuck up took place two days ago. I met this old guy at a camping site and it turned out that he is also a car dweller. It was surreal to meet someone that old living in ... | 18 | 328.777778 | |
1669046424 | 1669248706 | t3_z12ik1 | t5_2to41 | 664 | marshenwhale: TIFU by misinterpreting a mod message on r/AITA
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MonstahButtonz: Honestly, unless I don't have the full info here, it sounds like the mod was going a bit overboard. A permanent ban is pretty extreme IMO unless you posted/commented something seriously inappropriate and/or against the rules.
But a... | 13 | 51.076923 | |
1669344978 | 1669347598 | t3_z420lc | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by biting into my cellphone and possibly swallowing glass.
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newaccount252: I don’t need to read more that the title and first sentence to realise college might not be for you.
Bigdaddylovesfatties: Hard truths for the holidays
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1669347101 | 1669348900 | t3_z42px0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by discovering my dad might have cheated and I never said anything
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Puzzleheaded_Age6550: I'm sorry you feel torn in this way. However, seriously, your parent's marriage is not your business. It's not your job to save it, it's not your job to destroy it.
WHOISTIRED: I dunno. They brought them i... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1668803323 | 1668804659 | t3_yytrkb | t5_2to41 | 32 | NervousCounty8855: TIFU by kicking an 11 year old in the balls
So for a little background I 14F do Muay Thai (if you don’t know what that is it’s like kickboxing) there’s 6 of us who compete and sometimes we help the younger ones. I’m the only girl. This happened last week.
It was one of the days we had to help out th... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1669351151 | 1669441684 | t3_z441lp | t5_2to41 | 174 | Country_Fried_Mess: TIFU by not unpacking sooner
Throwaway because I’m so mortified.
Obligatory this happened a few days ago, buts it’s effects are still bleeding through until today.
I’ve been struggling a lot this year with my mental health. Strained family relationships, moving this summer, staying sane with a pre... | 7 | 24.857143 | |
1669356016 | 1669401911 | t3_z45l6x | t5_2to41 | 847 | flaskextinguisher: TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall
Nothing like a Thanksgiving FU in front of the whole family, huh?
About 5 hours ago, I was helping set the table for Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey had just been pulled from the oven and I was bringing glasses and napkins to the table.
This year, our fa... | 12 | 70.583333 | |
1669195775 | 1669200950 | t3_z2knzg | t5_2to41 | 88 | Pantera_Atrox: TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream
TL;DR: dreamed a kitten was on my bed, sleep screamed, threw myself out of bed, crashing my beside table, laptop and TV. Was awakened by the sound of my screams and crashing through the table onto the floor.
This actually just happened a few minutes a... | 7 | 12.571429 | |
1668440879 | 1668542889 | t3_yv3a3b | t5_2to41 | 1,328 | hadikomm: TIFU by not talking to a girl on the train
I just wanted to get this story off my chest because I hope it will help me forgetting about it.
Yesterday I was on the train returning home from a trip to a friend who celebrated his birthday. It was a long train ride and after 2 hours the train stopped and wouldn... | 16 | 83 | |
1669384106 | 1669720112 | t3_z48wjb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ochib: Cisgender (cis-xxx) is a term used to *describe a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth*.
Gender != Sex
robjapan: But if trans women are women (and that's fine!) how can women be cis women?
throwawaygoodcoffee: Both trans and cis women are women, cis and trans are just the ... | 17 | 0.764706 | |
1669371764 | 1669372441 | t3_z4a0x0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by reaching out to content creators to support my Minecraft Server
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idontfuckenknow1: That was a leap and a bound, damn! If it's any consolation if you've got proof you sent it only to them and it was posted from their device onto that platform. 1 I would imagine that would be back lash they wo... | 4 | 4 | |
1669376476 | 1669400557 | t3_z4bct3 | t5_2to41 | 5,485 | idkwtdnow2: TIFU by saying something horrible about my child
I found out when I was young that I can't have any kids.
I slept around a lot when I was younger. One of them was a girl I slept with around 10 years ago until I found out not only she is married but she also has a child. I broke up with her as soon as I fou... | 10 | 548.5 | |
1669377591 | 1669382879 | t3_z4bo6f | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my friend a tiktok
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elodion: Just say your sorry and that you didn't think before posting it and you did not mean to hurt him. Mistake is a mistake..
ankipanki33: Yeah I did that, he hasn’t replied yet and idk if he’s read it even.. But yeah I guess I can’t do much more than that
elo... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1669379605 | 1669379822 | t3_z4cbas | t5_2to41 | 18 | Karpfen10: TIFU by writing a racist text
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AaliyahK12: That's not racism, it's homophobia and/or transphobia.
I guess you're stupid as well as an asshole?
Karpfen10: Maybe thats true...
| 3 | 6 | |
1669379787 | 1669381074 | t3_z4cd8j | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing a racist text
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incognitolandshark: The real fuck up is your homophobia, the only thing you are sorry about is that there might be consequences.
Yellow_Dorn_Boy: I thought the fuck up was that he thought LGBT is a race?
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1669381943 | 1669382174 | t3_z4d2lk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU BY FAILING NNN
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Devittraisedto2: Whats the fuck up here
theguywhoateyourfood: I failed no nut November and lost a bet
Devittraisedto2: So there's none, got it
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1669382906 | 1669384071 | t3_z4dejh | t5_2to41 | 20 | zeromalarki: TIFU by smuggling a small amount of drugs
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Moosebuckets: Reading this hurt my brain so bad
zeromalarki: Apologies.
| 3 | 6.666667 | |
1669384741 | 1669385189 | t3_z4e1fi | t5_2to41 | 31 | Hulk_Goes_Smash327: TIFU By Ruining Thanksgiving Dinner
Hello everybody, I am writing this today (the day after thanksgiving) as I died of sheer embarrassment and humiliation.
Backstory:
Mother In Law (MIL) invites my wife and I over for thanksgiving. She orders frozen food, and it will be stored in her freezer until... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1669385677 | 1669399025 | t3_z4edyn | t5_2to41 | 211 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD
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Lymantria24: Why didn't you know that? Holy shit, I would have been so goddamn mad you and probably would've broken up with you over this, since you know nearly nothing about birth control whereas she suffers through it
Gavin_the_Gullible: Why would he know tha... | 6 | 35.166667 | |
1669035188 | 1669044029 | t3_z0y9i0 | t5_2to41 | 1,523 | UnemptyStomach: TIFU by saying yes when my coworker asked me if I would be his work wife.
A couple months ago my coworker (M40) asked if I (F30) was his work wife. I thought work wife meant two people that were close at work (non sexual). I even looked up the definition on Google and Urban Dictionary.
We talk about on... | 9 | 169.222222 | |
1669390208 | 1669480138 | t3_z4g4d3 | t5_2to41 | 17,743 | tifu_throwaway565677: TIFU By Declaring That "Consent Is My Kink" at Friendsgiving
I (29m) haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years. Can't go into details without it sounding like a pity-party, but short version is I don't have the looks, the game, or the personality for a relationship, no matter how much I want one.
I wa... | 29 | 611.827586 | |
1668540696 | 1668653198 | t3_yw7586 | t5_2to41 | 18,832 | Automatic_Eggplant24: TIFU because a deaf guy asked if I was single
This actually did happen today, but it wasn’t ME fucking up. Also throwaway because my bf follows me on my reddit account and I don’t want to block him lol.
So my bf and I have been in a relationship for 7 months now, both 18. Anyways, toady while I ... | 13 | 1,448.615385 | |
1669390814 | 1669688346 | t3_z4gcy9 | t5_2to41 | 461 | TheEmptiestVoid: TIFU by sitting down without looking first
I'm going to preface this by saying that I have pretty severe anxiety and have spent the majority of my life being overly cautious as to not do anything that could potentially harm me (except for smoking, idk, my brain is dumb).
So this morning I go outside t... | 8 | 57.625 | |
1668507278 | 1668559767 | t3_yvsz5m | t5_2to41 | 170 | jediaaylasecura: TIFU by Vomiting in My Coworker's Mouth
I am literally mortified and I desperately need to get this off my chest.
So I (F18) have been working with this guy (M24) for 6 months at this sex shop near my house (yeah weird I know but I was desperate for a job). At first I thought he was kinda weird becaus... | 4 | 42.5 | |
1669394785 | 1669396784 | t3_z4hy4j | t5_2to41 | 25 | Stormy95: TIFU by not going home with a girl when I had the chance
(I've never wrote here so I don't really know where to begin and how to format so I just write it like I saw ot from tiktoks. Bruh)
I (m 19) had my prom last friday and after the prom the after party started. I live in Europe so obviously drunk that n... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1668687991 | 1668729693 | t3_yxoykn | t5_2to41 | 3,749 | [deleted]: TIFU by not drinking water before a drunken threesome
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kytheon: People who are on a diet of drugs and alcohol seem to have higher highs and lower lows. No good story starts with a glass of milk.
bitches_love_brie: Sober threesome > drunk/high threesome every time.
Das_pest: Defiantly Wouldn’t of ... | 12 | 312.416667 | |
1669396294 | 1669399289 | t3_z4ik5c | t5_2to41 | 13 | pctechpr0n: TIFU by telling my best friend that I've liked her since I've known her
Now we're not talking to each other anymore... I (26m) basically told her (22f) that I've liked her since before we were even friends. The funny part is that it's not even true and I just blurted it out right before I was about to leave... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1669398831 | 1669472935 | t3_z4jksd | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwawayacc5675: TIFU by eating seafood salad on thanksgiving
My family loves sea food salad. Well to be clear, my family loves my aunts sea food salad. Yesterday on thanksgiving while we were eating, I saw a bowl of sea food salad on the counter with the rest of the feast so naturally, I grabbed a spoon and scooped a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1669395092 | 1669735496 | t3_z4i2bv | t5_2to41 | 30 | knife_in_yer_guts: TIFU by getting a woman fired from her job
This happened last week so the pain is still real, but the fuck up is 8 days old.
This past month or two has been pretty stressful and I've been drinking a bit more than usual, mostly at night. I usually go to the little small town liquor store that is clos... | 6 | 5 | |
1669399931 | 1669491185 | t3_z4k0zy | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU I feel sick to my stomach over this
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HODLFFS: Oral sex is still sex
TornIntoEnthralment: I know. I betrayed my best friend. I never wanted this to happen but I was so weak in the moment. Real fucking awful feeling. No idea how to tell him. He deserves to know
HODLFFS: Honestly shit happens. You... | 8 | 1 | |
1667509351 | 1667577812 | t3_ylev30 | t5_2to41 | 83 | thrwaw4156: TIFU by accidentally calling my MIL a nazi
First a little context: In my (24F) homeland the presidential run just ended, the left wing candidate won by a very small advantage over the most right winged one. Because of the split in the population, there are protests happening and on the most radical areas (w... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1667516732 | 1667570050 | t3_ylhtiq | t5_2to41 | 125 | gay_af2301455: TIFU by accidentally coming out to my best friend
So for a bit of context, my bsf, S, and I (both F) have been friends for a long time. She was the first friend I made after finally getting out of a rough patch of my life and has always been there for me. She is the most important person for me. Also, I... | 4 | 31.25 | |
1669403973 | 1669475433 | t3_z4lnt8 | t5_2to41 | 2,068 | HelpMeTHrowaway12243: TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago.
Hello reddit, I'm 16 M, When i was little i had friends in school (who are friends to me in the current day) i told them as a lie that i was red and blue (which doesn't even exist to my knowledge) colorblind because for some reason i wanted to b... | 8 | 258.5 | |
1667524010 | 1667580572 | t3_ylkn8p | t5_2to41 | 31 | goodguyape: TIFU by texting a girl I like a really weird incel message
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Zemreis99: Maybe tell her in person that your little cousin got a hold of your phone or something. Maybe she'll believe it, who knows. Anyway good luck bro
workingonfixing: Absolutely not, as a woman, if a guy from school texted me somethi... | 10 | 3.1 | |
1669406403 | 1669421462 | t3_z4mmra | t5_2to41 | 256 | Remarkable_Camera832: TIFU by getting so drunk I shit in my bedroom
My wife and I went to her coworkers house for thanks giving and her husband got me really drunk mixing beer wine and whiskey.
We make it home, hop on a FaceTime with my brother and have some good laughs about how drunk I am. Then go to sleep.
The n... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1667529133 | 1667567202 | t3_ylmh08 | t5_2to41 | 12,055 | EnvironmentalAd9359: TIFU by taking a $27/hour Job over a $45/hour Job
I'm a third-year college student who was looking for a 6-month internship in the finance field. Today I received two job offers, one at a less well-known firm that pays $27 an hour with no prospect of full-time conversion, and one at one of the mos... | 11 | 1,095.909091 | |
1669407965 | 1669412207 | t3_z4n9fn | t5_2to41 | 72 | zapdoszaperson: TIFU by poorly packing things into me car
This just happened a little while ago. My gf and I are in the process of moving into our new home, we had been living with family so it's been a lot of carloads of stuff when we had a chance. I went up today and loaded my SUV up with those cube organizer book c... | 3 | 24 | |
1668838603 | 1668846256 | t3_yz5960 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Logical-Command: TIFU by going viral on Tik tok
TIFU by going viral on Tiktok
Last week i posted a very distasteful tik tok not thinking it would get any attention. The contents were the “im not saying she deserved it” trend with a back story of how my aunt used to abuse my brother as a kid so when i grew up i fucked ... | 5 | 2.6 |
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