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1414225941 | 1414266687 | t3_2k9typ | t5_2to41 | 5 | kindtoafault: TIFU by unintentionally quitting my job.
Pardon what may be a flawed first post from yours truly, however; my boyfriend encouraged me to post what may very well be the absolute and most stupidest thing I have ever done in my life - merely for shits and giggles and for your early-morning entertainment of c... | 5 | 1 | |
1414226496 | 1414279921 | t3_2k9ud1 | t5_2to41 | 4,781 | bear_roughback: TIFU by squirting whilst masturbating onto my floor, slipping in it and scarring my roommate for life. (NSFW)
This happened not half an hour ago, I was getting ready for my job as a a bartender. I always wank before work, since it relaxes me and I can only assume my customers appreciate my shit eating g... | 16 | 298.8125 | |
1414227692 | 1414232069 | t3_2k9v7z | t5_2to41 | 2 | LeDoucheBaguette: TIFU by starting a side business that I wasn't ready for (It gets pretty intense)
agent_scully2084: Did you make a decent profit?
LeDoucheBaguette: We actually decided to take out a wonderful woman and her mother that we met selling chocolates as a date to a restaurant we rented out. We had a wonderf... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414211388 | 1414235881 | t3_2k9gar | t5_2to41 | 2 | Cyndaquil707: Tifu by telling inappropriate jokes
Alright so this happened a few years ago at my grandparents house. My cousins, 2 brothers and me where all out in the living room talking at about 1:00 in the morning. We decide to look up funny jokes and insults on the internet. All of us except my youngest brother (wh... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414225046 | 1414268102 | t3_2k9ta7 | t5_2to41 | 180 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my older sister one of my blankets.
So my older sister showed up to spend the weekend at my house with her son and when it came time to go to bed she asked for blankets. I found one in the closet and gave it to my nephew and then told her to come into my room so I could give her another one. I... | 6 | 30 | |
1414232837 | 1414240661 | t3_2k9z2b | t5_2to41 | 2 | NomNomKeberb: TIFU by burning my penis (Half-NSFWish?)
IHaveItGood: Life Pro "Tip" - Stop ashing the gap
NomNomKeberb: ..... have an upvote
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1414234591 | 1414235510 | t3_2ka0de | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my laptop alone
gr33nb3h3m0th: Your friend is very rudimentary with his status sabotage. Something like "I enjoy peeling the the skin off of grapes, inserting them into my boyfriend's asshole, and having him shart them into my mouth" is probably what I would have done.
This is why you lock... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414235424 | 1414237306 | t3_2ka10q | t5_2to41 | 28 | Bluntedbliss: TIFU by letting my boyfriend drink too much.
Soo this happened this night. My lovely boyfriend decided to have a friend over and hey why not drink a bottle of liquor just them two. Against my better judgement I let him drink since why not, he hasn't been going out since I've gotten pregnant and I am almos... | 4 | 7 | |
1414235548 | 1414361887 | t3_2ka13w | t5_2to41 | 73 | Tawnyk: TIFU by being too timid with my doctor
Actually it was this week. I started having stomach pain on Sunday so I called my doctor Monday morning to schedule an appointment. Saw him on Tuesday. He said it sounded like my gallbladder (right side, just under the ribs, radiating out and down). We get tests scheduled ... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1414236376 | 1414283012 | t3_2ka1qr | t5_2to41 | 75 | EnfieldCNC: TIFU by shitting my pants, getting bathed by my friend's mother, then popping wood during the bath.
*Ok, so I'll start off by saying this happened to me when I was around 6 years old, maybe 7. I remembered this the other day and I still cringe about this one when I remember it. It's an embarassment triple... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1414239584 | 1414240856 | t3_2ka4je | t5_2to41 | 12 | merockstar: TIFU by having the audacity to apply for food stamps even though I own a deactivated phone.
This isn't word for word, but after I typed this e-mail to the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services I thought maybe it would do more good on reddit, so I'm trying to recall what I typed from memory.
Note: I'm... | 4 | 3 | |
1414238863 | 1414285304 | t3_2ka3vz | t5_2to41 | 3 | ark0011: TIFU by asking my roommate to go kill himself
My roommate and i have been living together for 3 months at the Uni.Over the 3 months we have had a couple of heated arguments quite serious in nature.
Yesterday we were having one of those,it got to the point that i was completely pissed off and i told him to kil... | 3 | 1 | |
1414239493 | 1414424057 | t3_2ka4gp | t5_2to41 | 224 | Iron_Man1575: TIFU by masturbating before work. (NSFW)
Technically yesterday, but I found myself with some extra time in the morning before work so I thought that I might as well do the deed real quick. With the deed done, I head off to work, satisfied.
A few hours later, it is time to take a piss. I go to the bathroo... | 7 | 32 | |
1414240309 | 1414264303 | t3_2ka57f | t5_2to41 | 107 | unixdog67: TIFU By not advising my teenaged son about the potential perils of using Icy Hot.
Actually happened earlier this week, close to midnight. My mother-in-law (she lives with us) came into the bedroom and woke my wife and I up.
"Your youngest boy (13yrs old) is really having some trouble and needs your help. He... | 8 | 13.375 | |
1414242547 | 1414247643 | t3_2ka7cb | t5_2to41 | 3 | kittiezmeow: TIFU by sleeping in
So, I was supposed to retake the ACT this morning in hopes of raising my score to receive more scholarship money for college. The first time I took it I got a 29, now I was very happy with this score, but of course my older brother had a 31 so it wasn't enough for my parents. I have bee... | 3 | 1 | |
1414247943 | 1414282510 | t3_2kadu3 | t5_2to41 | 396 | Diego_Enchilada: TIFU by having rough sex
So my wife and I are away for the weekend. Rented a nice little cabin in the mountains, watching the leaves change, going apple picking, pumpkin carving - all the cute couple stuff. Oh and of course a weekend full of sex.
And my wife and I like to play rough. A little choking... | 10 | 39.6 | |
1414248610 | 1414386546 | t3_2kaeqh | t5_2to41 | 311 | BonesMello: TIFU by causing a panic in my school over a kitten trapped in a locker
So TIFU (actually yesterday, but...) by causing a general panic amongst almost a dozen of my teacher colleagues. I was also panicking, but I did start the panic.
Yesterday morning, no less then 8-12 teachers (including myself) were in ... | 6 | 51.833333 | |
1414245736 | 1414263880 | t3_2kaaz5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Thr0wnAwaay: TIFU by not realizing I have a yeast infection
TIFU by being sick and taking antibiotics for over a week, then trying to have some sex.
A little bit of background before we get how I managed this TIFU (last night): I recently had not one but TWO bouts of bronchitis within two months. Bronchitis is not aty... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1414252338 | 1414252715 | t3_2kak5s | t5_2to41 | 16 | darktone21: TIFU by making my date get me a homecoming dance ticket.
About 2 weeks ago, when I asked out my crush of 3 years to homecoming and she said yes, I said I would pay for our tickets. She said that since she's one of the people organizing the event she doesn't need to pay for tickets, and she'll get them.
Nat... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1414253190 | 1414334564 | t3_2kalfs | t5_2to41 | 135 | MiMimelts: TIFU by causing a 3 car crash with only the power of my boobs (SNSFW)
First some background I live off a major hwy well more like the intersection of 3 major hwys but somehow still in the woods. My neighbors are fast food a bar and a truck stop A high traffic area surprisingly lacking in hookers despite the ... | 14 | 9.642857 | |
1414252816 | 1414254775 | t3_2kakvo | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharting in my GFs bed.
Right, so I decided to sleep over last night with my gf. This morning she woke up before me and I guess she got bored waiting for me to wake up. So she came into the room and proceeded to jump up and down on the bed while I slept. Honestly it kinda irritated me, but we have a ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1414254556 | 1414312972 | t3_2kanli | t5_2to41 | 3 | Idle-Hands-: TIFU by being accidentally racist.
This happened a few weeks ago, also, I curse a fuck load.
Not much to this one, I was in the cinema with a few friends, a pretty large group of black woman were in front of me. I'm far from racist, I swear, but what happened next made me look like a fucking bell end.
I ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414255951 | 1414259220 | t3_2kapoa | t5_2to41 | 15 | R4gingT4co: TIFU the American College Test
(Backstory: I've taken the ACT twice, receiving a 27 and a 30. Wanted to take it again with extended time, which I had been allowed for this session. WELP.)
This fine, gloomy, rainy morning, I woke up at 7:15, panicking because I was supposed to report to my testing center to... | 3 | 5 | |
1414256357 | 1414308551 | t3_2kaqav | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by believing my mom's joke for years
This didn't happen today, but when I was twelve. My mom bought me first set of hair supplies for Christmas because I had been begging for that kind of stuff for years. When I pulled out the heat protectant that you spray in your hair before using the straightening ir... | 8 | 21.625 | |
1414260889 | 1414263132 | t3_2kaxnj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a legless chick
So, this happened some years ago, after a bad break up and right after turning 21.
What happened was, at the time I was a pretty shy and not super social yet guy and after a break up I was aiming to change this (and I have), so I got some friends that were going to so... | 4 | 1 | |
1414260658 | 1414264449 | t3_2kax9i | t5_2to41 | 2 | IdealMuse: TIFU By mistakenly enter into my cellphone calendar a test for Saturday but it was today
As title provides, I just fucked up. I only have 4 subjects this year, in college, and I didn't want to go to the exam of all 4 subjects. Already go to 3 exams this semester. Fuck me.
edit: Considering abandoning engine... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414263163 | 1414335573 | t3_2kb1d5 | t5_2to41 | 53 | ThisKillsTheCrabb: TIFU By Farting On My Dog During A Recorded Presentation
I work as head/director of logistics for a multi-national corporation. I get to work from home full time and absolutely love it. My favorite part is that I get to hang out with my best friend all day, a little Pomeranian mix that looks like a f... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1414262113 | 1414286434 | t3_2kaznt | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my wife think I'm a creepy stalker.
My wife was out at a friends, like any other Friday night. Except when I awoke at 1:45am she still wasn't home. I don't know why I didn't just call her.
When we lose our kids android tablet we can track it in android manager. He's 5 and misplaces it a lot.... | 8 | 11.125 | |
1414263989 | 1414271115 | t3_2kb2p2 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Graysomba: TIFU by not leaving my roommate behind.
This just happened to me last night. First, a little background info, I am a college freshman and today is the day of a large sporting event that’s a fairly big deal around campus, and I happen to have four VIP tickets courtesy of my dad.
Yesterday, my roommate and I... | 6 | 11 | |
1414264687 | 1414266544 | t3_2kb3tt | t5_2to41 | 3 | iwouldntfuckmycousin: TIFU and now my cousins best friend thinks I would fuck my cousin
I wouldn't. I absolutely wouldn't. Although without context, it comes off that I really would.
So, I guess I should give the context first. I used to be very close with one half of my family. My dad was always running around visiti... | 3 | 1 | |
1414265367 | 1414433485 | t3_2kb4xk | t5_2to41 | 135 | Jennnibeee83: TIFU by letting my 3 & 4 year old nephews watch cartoon porno
Tdifu and im worried I may have scarred my poor nephews for life! I'm also not looking forward to explaining this to my sister. So today I'm watching my 3 & 4 year old nephews & I needed something to entertain them while I fixed the... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1414264996 | 1414297530 | t3_2kb4bj | t5_2to41 | 2,854 | spreadofsong: TIFU By watching porn on my phone
My parents had just gotten a new car, and unlike my old car, this one had bluetooth in it. So I'm heading home from a baseball tournament and I've got my phone connected to the bluetooth in the car and we're listening to music. Eventually we get home and I go upstairs to ... | 14 | 203.857143 | |
1414266107 | 1414333143 | t3_2kb63k | t5_2to41 | 9 | ohshitsonidongoof: TIFU by flooding the entire living room (need advice)
Right, so I stay in a flat at the bottom floor. I have no neighbours under me except for some rats and cats.
Today I had to go out (I work 6 days a week) and I returned about 2 hours ago. The entire living room was flooded because of our heater. ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1414271011 | 1414359711 | t3_2kbdw8 | t5_2to41 | 145 | Uhohhspagettios: TIFU by trying to have makeup sex while being constipated
So, this fuck up happened yesterday night and I'm still mortified to try having sex again.
After multiple arguments with my boyfriend a few nights in a row, we were both really on edge and stressed out from no sex. I figured that may have been ... | 6 | 24.166667 | |
1414268915 | 1414302432 | t3_2kbaji | t5_2to41 | 15 | cronoburr: TIFU by taking back my multisocket from a friend...
Backstory: I live in a single room barracks with 10 other dudes. This friend of mine has been playing games on his xbox one and being loud throughout the night for the past few weeks when everyone else was sleeping. Everyone in the tent has asked him to kee... | 3 | 5 | |
1414208706 | 1414335423 | t3_2k9cv8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | cmodd: TIFU by donating blood
So a little back story, I really, really, really hate needles and I've donated bloods lots of times. Last time I donated blood I blacked out halfway through figured I didn't eat enough that day or whatever (I tend to skip meals).
So skip forward to today my union hall is doing a blood d... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414271721 | 1414281413 | t3_2kbf29 | t5_2to41 | 4 | 10000kilowatt_Warloc: TIFU by asking my daughter to clean the cat litter.
I can't really explain how this happened, as I'm still mystified by it myself. We have two litter boxes in the kitchen and both were overdue for a cleaning, so I sent my 13 year old to do it. Flash forward an hour, and there is dirty cat litter E... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414272607 | 1414273557 | t3_2kbghg | t5_2to41 | 83 | RobFeher: TIFU by giving a US Customs official more than he asked for.
So today started off with a trip to the airport, to finish my application for the NEXUS program. For those who don't know what NEXUS is, it's program designed to expedite the border clearance process for pre-approved travellers into Canada and the U... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1414270976 | 1414275051 | t3_2kbduo | t5_2to41 | 8 | matthew101802: TIFU by drinking beer 9 years underage.
So today me and my dad (44) were walking to a football game. He said we were going to stop at a bar he liked, since we were on his old college campus. He ordered himself a Miller lite and I got a root beer. This is where shit starts. We go to a back room, where he ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414193809 | 1414278598 | t3_2k8ss0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TomasRos: TIFU by accidentally pissing on my Ipad!
I was fast asleep and I thought that i was dreaming, the dream was random as they all are, I dreamt me walking to the hall way and pissing in the bowl by the window that held the Ipad and some kit kats, turns out I actually did this, i must've slept walked to the bowl ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414270381 | 1414289269 | t3_2kbcv1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | flashblazer: TIFU by thinking anti-itch cream helped any type of itch.
This was quite a few years ago but it popped into my head all of a sudden
We had gone swimming for the day and It was a bright and sunny day as it should be. I applied my sunscreen like normal, but throughout the day, I didnt reapply it. That night... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414276126 | 1414284850 | t3_2kbm7v | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating with my window open
So today I just finished work. Finally ended my period so I thought what the hell and decided to masturbate. Dad was out of the house and brother was in his room and his room was farther away from mine
I left my window open just a little. Probably a centimeter becaus... | 3 | 1 | |
1414275445 | 1414449660 | t3_2kbl4z | t5_2to41 | 98 | jbdew14: TIFU by asking my grandma for $20
My friends and I are going to a haunted house today but I'm broke. I decided I was just going to borrow $20 from my grandma. I told her I needed the money for "The Haunted Hoochie", a haunted house in Columbus, and she gave me a very concerned look. She said she just didn't ha... | 13 | 7.538462 | |
1414276721 | 1414286670 | t3_2kbn2q | t5_2to41 | 11 | ontheroofgang: TIFU by trying to be helpful & clean my hubby's fishtank
My husband is in the military and is away for about 6 months; before he left he gave me a very detailed crash-course on how to take care of the fish tank. Because of the type of tank it is there really is no true NEED for me to have to clean i... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414277104 | 1414287557 | t3_2kbnn8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not letting my morning wood chill before getting a haircut
Saturday morning. Step into the shoes of your average horny Asian American teenage boy who wakes up with the emperor of all boners. This veiny throbbing savage animal wants one thing, vagina, or maybe just a hand. Just as I'm about to jerky t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414275853 | 1414335625 | t3_2kblss | t5_2to41 | 8 | creepazoidculture: TIFU by mixing up liquid nicotine and eyedrops
So I've been smoking one of those vapor cigarettes for over a year now, it's going pretty well. I use 25mg of Celtic Menthol because it's the only thing that makes me feel like I'm actually having a draw of a cigarette.
I recently got prescribed some ey... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1414279501 | 1414279731 | t3_2kbr8q | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kerbalnaught1: TIFU with a sandwich
So for context, i went to make my 6 year old son a sandwich. Now he throws massive temper tantrums. Now when i mean tempertantrums, i mean earthquake tantrums. Now he askes for cheddar, but I accedently put motseralla, so before i give him his sandwich, i make sure there is a clear l... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414278128 | 1414290650 | t3_2kbp6j | t5_2to41 | 14 | JammburgeReddit: [TIFUMETA] Copy /r/askreddit's 'No Sex Week'
call-me-ishmail: It was voted on and decided already.
doggiechewtoy: What was the verdict?
itsThurnis: NSFW FTW!
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1414279744 | 1414282703 | t3_2kbrmj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing computer games at 1 am
This happened just 20 minutes ago.
My sister and her daughter is staying here for the night and im letting them sleep just outside my room.
Before i was going to go to bed i thought it would be fun to play some computer games, just for a little bit so i could be happy.
... | 3 | 1 | |
1414279517 | 1414281501 | t3_2kbr9k | t5_2to41 | 8 | byebyeNJ: TIFU by not sticking up for my wife
Ohh boy this is a big one. Wife and mutual friend get into an arguement on facebook. Wife posted about job woes and mutual friend chimes in, helpful at first, but then devolves into shit talk, not uncommon for this person. They take it to private messages and it gets ugly. ... | 4 | 2 | |
1414280657 | 1414285338 | t3_2kbt17 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Veilus: TIFU by ignoring my cat.
Sorry for the wall of text as I am on my phone. Anyways this happened yesterday. My cat loves attention but hates being ignored. He will often get aggressive by batting or nibbling on exposed flesh. He has claws but chooses not to use them, and after this incident I thank god for that. ... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1414280290 | 1414302561 | t3_2kbsic | t5_2to41 | -1 | firefighterN530: TIFU by chewing tobacco.
I decided a while back to take up chewing. I thought it looked cool and thought the effects of nicotine would be nice. Wow was I wrong. So this is my third dip in and I was feeling buzzy and pretty good. Then my stomach started grumbling and it hurt like a mother fucker! So I w... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1414277170 | 1414358190 | t3_2kbnqv | t5_2to41 | 43 | One-one-eight: TIFU by storing porn on a USB stick
So like most TIFU's this story includes porn, technology, family and embarrassment. Strap in... So it was my graduation recently and me and my family took quite a few photographs. Being the photoshop expert I am, I took it upon myself to edit them and generally improve... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1414279580 | 1414282686 | t3_2kbrcp | t5_2to41 | 3 | mistahARK: TIFU by assuming a girl's new hairstyle was a wig.
Sooo... There's this girl. We've been talking, and I think I kind of like her. Anyhow, she moved away a few months ago, and even though I've been planning on going to see her, I haven't seen her in a while.
So today, she sends me a picture. I glance at the... | 3 | 1 | |
1414281945 | 1414407175 | t3_2kbuxl | t5_2to41 | 53 | MamaMilkbubbles: TIFU the miracle of birth by shitting on my husband
We have 4 kids. After having 2 in the hospital, on the 3rd I discovered you could have a midwife come to you. Deliver in your home like bk have it your way, I was ecstatic! Couldn't wait to give birth. Read all these amazing stories and experiences. I... | 10 | 5.3 | |
1414282648 | 1414290188 | t3_2kbvz0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend "have fun tonight"
(Friends story, not mine)
My friend got into a relationship about a week ago. He was really excited because he hadn't had one in months and all he talked about was this girl. Well, him and I don't talk often so I set a reminder last week to tell him something alo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414283820 | 1414286387 | t3_2kbxtq | t5_2to41 | 6 | ValidatedQuail: TIFU by eating undercooked food
Note for clarity purposes: I'm a Catholic 15 y/o.
So every Saturday night I go to church for the vigil mass, as I cannot make church on Sunday. Every so often I take part in being an altar server, as I did tonight. Earlier today, I had eaten some somewhat undercooked foo... | 3 | 2 | |
1414282749 | 1414348404 | t3_2kbw3y | t5_2to41 | 28 | vucvuc: TIFU by getting high before an award ceremony
Ok, so this happened two years ago.
Backstory:
I study illustration. The summer before this happened, me and 4 other schoolmates were part of a workshop focusing on illustrating insects for the blind and visually impaired.
There were about 15 of us in the work... | 4 | 7 | |
1414284931 | 1414350814 | t3_2kbzgo | t5_2to41 | 1,166 | ohrubytuesday: TIFU by thinking with my lady bits instead of paying attention to my dog.
I'm typing this from the park bench where the incident occurred mere minutes ago.
So I decided to take a break from studying this evening and walk my dog, Colby. (Yeah, yeah I know, Colby 2012, you're hilarious.) We came to the pa... | 7 | 166.571429 | |
1414288467 | 1414348854 | t3_2kc4kk | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing gas on my puppies face while she was napping.
My wife and I adopted a puppy from a shelter a couple of weeks ago. The pup loves to take naps in between my legs when I'm laying down on the couch. She also loves to be completely covered with a blanket over her. She is a sweet pup and we love... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1414288679 | 1414315760 | t3_2kc4ve | t5_2to41 | 5 | Latex_Mane: TIFU By watching porn [FIRST POST]
I think I fucked up guys. I think...yeah I'd say so. Anyways, I get on my computer to watch some porno as usual because I was bored from school work which made me want to have a good wank. So as I'm ready to yerk, this page pops up. I have a full-on erection, and the secon... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414306344 | 1414406212 | t3_2kc4up | t5_2to41 | 46 | CaskironPan: Another pro-tip, if you're ever unsure about how someone did some reddit formatting, click the 'source' text under their comment, it'll show you exactly what they typed.
Edit: the source button is from RES, the reddit enhancement suite. It's another thing you should check out.
danodemano: Mother of God, I... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1414288600 | 1414291775 | t3_2kc4r2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | teakfish: TIFU by letting my mom get high.
This all started yesterday, when I came home and my sister told me that she'd baked some cookies. I wasn't suspicious until my boyfriend said he'd had some, and that they'd had some funny effects on him. She'd gotten a good deal on some weed, so she'd decided to bake some weed... | 4 | 4 | |
1414291933 | 1414296531 | t3_2kc9d5 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: tifu by being alive
This acutely happens Friday, I woke just like every other day. But shit when down the second I walked in to school. I opened the door and the first thing I saw was my wonderful girlfriend, all was looking good so I gave her a kiss and asked for her keys so I could get my back back. I look... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1414292174 | 1414293868 | t3_2kc9pm | t5_2to41 | 5 | alazarincrimson: TIFU BY HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE. I HAD SEX GUYS. SEX.
frejacream: It's ok. I vomited semen all over my husband a couple hours ago.
piropyrate: You two should get married
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414293150 | 1414368130 | t3_2kcazw | t5_2to41 | 8 | CptRetro: TIFU by leaving a box of crickets on my stove
I have a bearded dragon so I order crickets in bulk. 500 count in a box. So I got my cardboard box today and decided I'd put them in a cricket keeper (plastic) *after* I got home from pumpkin carving. So I get home, turn on the lights, and there are crickets every... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414294498 | 1414521054 | t3_2kcctq | t5_2to41 | 4 | NotObsoleteIfIUseIt: TIFU by putting jumper cables in the back of my trunk
Background: 2005 BMW 745i (E65) with a power trunk.
So as many may know the E65 is home to quite a lot of issues. Some computer issue with mine made the battery drain if left for a while so after work today the battery was dead and I asked a co... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1414295236 | 1414328637 | t3_2kcdqq | t5_2to41 | 23 | bored_in_micro: TIFU by correctly guessing a womans age
In a bar with a couple of mates, one of their girlfriends and her friend. Anyway, my friend's girlfriend was introducing her to us, and for some reason said "how old do you think she looks?". Everyone else was being super respectful, "oh, mid 20s" all that stuff. ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1414296769 | 1414349508 | t3_2kcfp6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Chloroformcasanova: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that her dad's my Eskimo brother.
My girlfriends parents have been divorced for a while now but her dad never really started dating again. Well he finally found a girlfriend and wanted his kids to meet her. As a caring boyfriend I decided to accompany my girlfriend for ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414292618 | 1414804881 | t3_2kcaa6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | 1337yeah: TIFU by accidentally clicking a screamer
Yes. This happens to me most of the time I click a bit.ly, but not anymore.
So, the backstory:
I was in a little game chat room and there was a feature in the game that allowed you to take screenshots; for some fucking obvious reason, they had to be converted into a ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1414294312 | 1414300433 | t3_2kccl0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | 420-THC: TIFU by going to the movies.
I had the absolute worst time at the movies today. Let me start from the begining. I went to the vape shop to pick up a nice mod because I had been saving some money. Spent 60 bucks on a mod and it was awesome. Well worth the cash. Went to the movies with my buddy. We saw fury. I h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414300509 | 1414354809 | t3_2kck8a | t5_2to41 | 534 | [deleted]: TIFU By finger banging my sister [NSFW]
hurtsdonut_: I call horse shit. There is no way you would refer to your sister's vag as a "warm inviting meat wallet".
gwconfession: I don't think I have ever referred to my sisters vagina at all before this post. I wanted to tell my story in the TIFU tone... calling... | 7 | 76.285714 | |
1414300329 | 1414392582 | t3_2kck0e | t5_2to41 | 150 | SexualScientist: TIFU by doing science in a used condom.
This happened many years ago, but I still cringe from time to time. So I had seen on YouTube that you could make something called a “works bomb” similar to a dry ice bomb but it uses the works toilet bowl cleaner and tinfoil. The idea was that by mixing the two ... | 6 | 25 | |
1414302676 | 1414352118 | t3_2kcmk4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: Guy watching porn at my bar
TIFU.. So I'm a bartender at a bowling alley/bar. It was Friday night, and the place is semi packed. I'm explaining to a few customers how to play keno, since they've never played before, and at the end of the bar, I hear the loudest moaning coming from this mans phone. He f... | 4 | 1 | |
1414265951 | 1414391598 | t3_2kb5u4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | braindamage89: TIFU by convincing an Australian woman I was going to kidnap and thrill kill a child.
This happened 2 years ago on my Navy deployment while we were in port in Australia.
So some background. If you have watched Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia there's an episode in season 4 where Frank starts telling a l... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414303245 | 1414329021 | t3_2kcn3e | t5_2to41 | 12 | rcb96: TIFU by...interrupting...my parents
Tonight was one of the few nights where I had enough in me to stay up late and wind down by binge watching The Office on Netflix. All was well and I was a good hour and a half or so in. For the better part of the night my mouth had been watering and I was craving the ice cold ... | 3 | 4 | |
1414303104 | 1414378504 | t3_2kcmz3 | t5_2to41 | 58 | Lithiarch: TIFU by falling down in a haunted house
Backstory: After a good friend of mine told me that she finally got the job she'd wanted at a really good haunted house, House of Torment, I congratulated her and told her I'd go to support her, despite not being into scary stuff. As in, I watched the original Ghostbus... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1414303719 | 1414321278 | t3_2kcnk4 | t5_2to41 | 80 | for_the_naughty: TIFU by fucking my girlfriend al fresco.
My girlfriend and I have been talking astronomy lately; she grew up in a big city up north and moved to another big city in Florida, so she never got to see many stars. I, however, grew up in a small rural town, so most nights I could look up and see a plethora.... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1414308141 | 1414350656 | t3_2kcrfp | t5_2to41 | 2,943 | wowbobwow: TIFU by attempting to have [NSFW] sexytime with my wife [Serious warning guys, it's pretty graphic in here]
This really happened to me earlier today, and I'm still feeling the repercussions...
The other day, my wife went out with a girlfriend and did a "girls day" routine - makeover, fancy french nails, new... | 9 | 327 | |
1414310115 | 1414355647 | t3_2kcsx9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by making eye contact with a stranger at a rest stop
I was driving through Canada on a lonely stretch and it was nice out. I stopped at a rest stop to stretch and have a cig, whilst pushing aside the lectures my mom used to lay on me about DON'T BE ALONE AT A REST STOP, DON'T TRUST STRANGERS.. etc. Alm... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414313190 | 1414580663 | t3_2kcv5k | t5_2to41 | 225 | [deleted]: TIFU through having a purely sexual relationship with my Physics teacher.
Hi, obvious throwaway account in the event anyone recognizes me, also reduces the risk of my teacher losing her job.
Background: I'm a Water Polo player on my school's Varsity team. Pretty tall, fairly muscular, and average build. I'm... | 5 | 45 | |
1414313820 | 1414361058 | t3_2kcvn2 | t5_2to41 | 215 | TheyAreBack: TIFU by slowly cultivating a strange fetish.
I grew up in a pretty sheltered home and am not half as nasty as a dude raised on the internet should be. I had some pretty strict parental software on my computer until I was old enough to move out, so I was limited to bikini videos on youtube and sports illust... | 4 | 53.75 | |
1414316584 | 1414322700 | t3_2kcxjj | t5_2to41 | 7 | MY-HARD-BOILED-EGGS: TIFU by drinking too much at a Halloween party and basically filling my friend's house with vomit.
Technically this was Friday night/Saturday morning, but whatever.
My friends are Redditors, so I'm going to be a bit vague. My buddy and I attended a mutual friend's Halloween party on Friday evening... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414306586 | 1414335994 | t3_2kcq4i | t5_2to41 | 125 | SweatyNuts69: TIFU by watching porn at a party
This happened a couple of hours ago. I was at my mother's friends party, I didn't know one person there so after a couple of hours I stood in a corner and started browsing reddit. Little did I know I was standing right in front of a mirror for the whole party to see what p... | 5 | 25 | |
1414322998 | 1414325454 | t3_2kd29y | t5_2to41 | 1 | bubbazenetti0406: TIFU having sex with a pregnant Muslim woman
It just happened
She is a regular customer and her pregnancy is advanced. She is absolutely georgeous though, even with that crummy Muslim crap they wear.
I did not plan this, she walked in minutes before closing time and I decided to help her.
The rest of ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1414323666 | 1414333885 | t3_2kd2te | t5_2to41 | 5 | MadeforTIFU: TIFU by sending a NSFW link to my classmates
GF and I were talking about random stuff and lead to NSFW things. Few hours later got an email from our professor about the exam. Wanted to share it with my classmates so I prtscrn it using lightshot. Thought I copied the link for the printscreen but the text co... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414322075 | 1414407063 | t3_2kd1m2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | forgetful_me: TIFU I thought losing my virginity to someone I barely know was going to be fine for me.
I thought I would be fine. I thought I wouldn't be thinking about it at all. Turns out, what we did was all I can think of since the day it happened. That it'll will not affect me (negatively) or something. Especially... | 3 | 2 | |
1414323542 | 1414329636 | t3_2kd2pq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a coffee.
So this actually happened about 30 minutes ago. It's around 10pm, and I was talking to a friend over Xbox Live, and he went to make a coffee. I also was in the mood for one, and went to make myself one. I wanted to get back to the chat, because we were watching the Roosterteeth lives... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414325369 | 1414343794 | t3_2kd46y | t5_2to41 | 5 | CultureIsUnderated: TIFU by trying to redeem a walmart warranty
bought a wired xbox controller for $60 about 6 months ago. a month later it breaks. figure the odds are low of that happening. so i go buy another one but this time i got the warranty. woot. Another month and this one breaks.
so i have the warranty and ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414327693 | 1414371223 | t3_2kd66z | t5_2to41 | 292 | Lifeoptional: TIFU by making out with the wrong guy
Friday night I went out with friends to celebrate a friend's birthday. We went to a club and someone offered me some ecstasy. I hadn't tried it before but was already pretty drunk so without really thinking it through I took it. Stupid, I know.
I had a few more drin... | 12 | 24.333333 | |
1414326664 | 1414340259 | t3_2kd5ad | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to lift up my 7yr old kid
I wanted my kid to sit at the back seat in the family MPV. I lifted her up and I feel a sharp pain in my lower back.
So here I am lying down in bed due to a torn back ligament. Can't move. Sucks.
Kraligor: Torn back ligament? You mean spinal disc herniation? If so,... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414373680 | 1414486891 | t3_2kd6pv | t5_2to41 | -3 | hivbus: You should keep jumper cables in all of your vehicles.
throwaway_quinn: You're a fucking moron.
hivbus: Jumper cables would've solved his problem.
throwaway_quinn: So would a time-machine. You think pointing that out is helpful?
| 4 | -0.75 | |
1414329271 | 1414362074 | t3_2kd7sc | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a carnie cry.
I was at the annual fair with my sister, enjoying rides from our childhood and all was going well. We see one of the huge multi lane slides were you sit on a burlap bag and race down. While we are waiting in line we see this carnie, looks like he is barely eighteen years old, ten... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1414330485 | 1414360608 | t3_2kd91a | t5_2to41 | 378 | Alltruenews: TIFU: I Once Accidentally Turned Down Over $1 Million.
A customer of mine liked working with me and offered me a job as a manager for a new business venture. It was a 4 seasons cabin-style high end resort. He'd already bought the land and wanted to get started building right away. Instead of a salary, he o... | 9 | 42 | |
1414331379 | 1414546771 | t3_2kda0u | t5_2to41 | 5,728 | Coppatop: TIFU by causing a car accident because I was wearing a Burger King crown.
I should start this off by saying I work at a school for children with special needs, developmental delays, and Autism. One of our student's biggest reinforcers (things she works for, or can trade in for) is a burger king crown. She... | 17 | 336.941176 | |
1414333352 | 1414340608 | t3_2kdcdu | t5_2to41 | 31 | ProfessionalBust: TIFU by buying my friend Taco Bell
This all went down yesterday, my friend and I always hangout on Fridays just doing stupid Teenage stuff, we decided we would eat at taco bell. Just messing around with him i told him we should both get those $5 boxes and try to win a PS4. I knew full well we wouldn't... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1414334603 | 1414464213 | t3_2kde0b | t5_2to41 | 103 | lifeslittlelemons: TIFU by believing a cowlick on my head, was actually a cowlick...
TIFU when I figured out at my hairdressers that a cow lick was in fact just a term used for a messed up section of hair that doesn't fit with the rest of your hairstyle. I had believed my mom for years that I had a cowlick because a co... | 8 | 12.875 | |
1414336603 | 1414340547 | t3_2kdgrd | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not blowing my nose before I went on my run [NSFW]
This morning turned out like any other morning, not unlike every other TIFU story. I've been trying to get back into shape and could not have picked a worse time of the year for it. Allergy season hits its stride here in about October so, before I le... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414304893 | 1414475533 | t3_2kcoo9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SynatiousDisease: TIFU by riding my longboard
I recently bought a long board with the intention of learning to ride and become a bit more active. Things were going well and i was catching on quick and all but today was the day fucked up. I had just taken a decent sized hill for my skill level and thought i was in the c... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414341072 | 1414361277 | t3_2kdnlu | t5_2to41 | 119 | deercamthrowaway: TIFU by walking through my parents living room naked at 2am.
I'm staying with my parents right now, and I tend to forget about that when I groggily wake up in the middle of the night to go get a drink from the kitchen. Usually it isn't a problem, as my parents are never up at this time and they sleep ... | 6 | 19.833333 |
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