validation.csv

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 you say the nicest things.,1
Missing  from BKK na.,0
_O Awesome! My family owns it...The Flowers.. and we love having your kids there! They seem to have lots of fun!!,1
 Excellent!  You got a name for him yet? Don`t forget to twitpic him.,1
 YES. He`s fascinating. I love his bedroom.. oh my God. The books.,1
says Happy Mother`s Day to all Moms out there  http://plurk.com/p/stkr2,1
" #warmfuzzies to you, my friend",1
I am a big fan of Danny Dyer I have to say this movie looks awesome  http://snurl.com/hpwnz,1
Chilling with some tv quite bored at the moment,0
" I saw this link, but I get an error on the CNN site when I open this page and cannot read the article.",0
awe.. gotta go.. my mom commands me to sleep already..,0
just realized i gained 40 pounds in the last year  http://bit.ly/wCr3a,1
rock week  i don`t think danny`s gonna go home this week  he`s never been in the bottom three.. and he`s a really good singer,1
 that sounds like the scariest zombie dream ever.,0
No betta nest  I think despite the heater it gets too chilly at night,0
" Yeeeeah...I am so much better off, I think!",1
"Happy mother`s day!!! oh, I love my mom.. hehehe... happy mom`s day!!",1
 man i cant go on sunday cause im helping out all day at the piano recital. this sucks,0
I`m not sleeping at all until  accepts my appology,0
" doing pretty well, up and wide awake",1
 hahahaha yay!!!! Lakers!!! And I would please like some of that dip!!,1
 Yes I think it`s safe to say she is at the same popularity level today as always.,1
My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.,0
 I like them. I mean I like what`s left of them.,1
" So then **** Awesome Super Sexy Stud Muffin Beast, How`s that sound to you ",1
 Awesome.  I`m down in Ocean Beach (if you know where that is.) By the way. 'YourBiggestFan' I`m a re-al big fan of you-rs.,1
I wish I lived closer to the girls.  I`m tryna chill on a Friday night!    ( next weekeeend! Drink all day AND night?!),1
 thanks love ) btw happy mother`s day to your mom,1
"  I read somewhere they were restoring the name, hope it happens soon",1
Swolen as shitt  boo hoo,0
_possa Happy Happy Bday Baby Girl. Love Ya!!!! Hope you get EVERYTHING you want,1
 WOOHOOO very cool see I knew u would get to see her,1
N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream,1
" Good Morning, good wakeup music",1
Rest in peace marshall,0
 good luck in the pressure test! don`t worry everything will be great,1
Loves Agustin and his happy morning moods,1
We`ll miss you ...   Those lucky Edmontonians!,0
" its definitely coming, hope ur ready!",1
It is kind of lonely when nobody will answer their phone.,0
 We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best,1
" Been there, done that!!  Ew!!",0
 ~ Sorry the response to my assistant job has already been filled. Please check back soon.  I`m sure she will not last long.,0
cooking with my dad  having lots of fun in the kitchen together,1
 I still have a lot of time on my stupid contract...  18 months before I can change providers,0
 THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!,1
im joining twitter  lol,1
  that`s bad luck!,0
"  as a kid, i remember searching with the local video store owner in a godown , got a video tape with fungus badluck",0
Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!,1
 oh cool i can`t wait!! yours are awesome!!!,1
Another loser: ****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history.  lost.. http://tinyurl.com/qa4cdv ( ...,0
had my first day at work and im not excited about the lay out of the place and where everything is.. o well its a job,0
 love the song and liked the movie,1
"_skies  cus it all got too much attention in the end, shes embarrased and i think it just got outta hand a bit poor girl  ****",0
 http://twitpic.com/4woj2 - omgssh  ang cute ng bby.!,1
I have been married 1 year to the most wonderful man,1
  Thanks darling girl   ****,1
'The weather outside is weather' hahah made me feel better,1
 awwww  nsty when ppl make fun of someone &  laugh their asses off; when the see ur not laughing that shoud be a HINT! Wrong,0
" **** straight you know what the game is, and if you`ve heard the tracks you`ll know why I`ve been rocking out",1
 yay i found u!! i had a great time tonight!,1
" Same here - events + writing songs. But I just finished my TMNT vs MMPR song, so I`m excited to record that on Wednesday",1
is it weird that i really want a harry potter bed spread and pillows???? i wish i could find one that wasn`t gryffindor,0
"AmmoxXx great day? Woman, did you NOTICE the smile that never disappeared off my face? Ha, Murray... All cos of you, I owe you",1
Hi CelebXXXVidsYH and AyBygW! Thanks for following,1
 are you serious!? that bloooooows,0
how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.,1
2 days after #all4web ...i`m still tired,0
tomorrow should be good. but apparently no movies,1
 Thanks though - am trying to be positive!!  Wine may not be helping lol!!  Wish I could make the gigs.....,1
 Thanks for the follow man,1
 everythings fine now,1
Yikes. That poor girl on BGT. That was quite hard to watch,0
 Happy frickin` birthday!  Try not to be too bitter about sharing your day with your lovely wife and all other mothers out there.,1
"Took calculus exam today, I think that I did well. I messed up one derivative identity though  Well, I never miss that one again.",0
good morning tweeties! what to do today? I am all rested up from Richmond and ready to hit the beach!,1
"   Sorry, we`ll try to keep it down.",0
 whatever i know you like it.  HAHAHHAH!,1
asks thnx for gritiNg    take caRE Too  God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76,1
 Are y`all coming out today??? We could go to the graveyard!!  HOORAYY!!!!!,1
today has not started out very well,0
cupcakes gave me heartburn,0
#bouvierb-day is on trending topics. ahh Happy Birthday Pierre Bouvier,1
" I am in Weirton Julie, way up North at the tippy top! LOL we don`t think southern WV folks like us too much.",0
Search Ryan Carera & Josh Kelley  They`re really good,1
_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why,1
Actually I`m really missing Fabian  Which is pretty sad since i talked to him like... 2 hours ago! Gosh time flies when you miss someone.,0
I miss my friends so much,0
 hello  I`m up late playing on the internet. I love you!,1
yea i`m gonna need to put the blunt down,0
 : nooo  i don`t know why...i click on TweetDeck_0_25_manual_Blink182.air and it doesn`t run!! so sad...,0
yay mothers day  i love mi madre,1
Got people don`t let me skip sci pratical becos skola is impt and cannot waste my parents money.  Nt fair.,0
selling my drumset  sad day,0
ok.  i got my nails done to day an the are sweet.,1
Slipped up and caught the flu  feeling like poop!,0
Sitting on the bed NOT wanting to go to work,0
" come home, then. Not so boring here.",0
 well us Brits have to wait a few more days for it!  I thought it was all gonna realized at once! I guess it`s worth the wait!,1
"is Chillin`, listening to Tunes",1
Went to see 'UP'. It was a really good movie that pulls at the heart strings  i highly recommend it,1
"well movie night spoilt by fracked up disk-happiness gone, so time for sleep",0
 jet blue is okay I guess. They cancel flights and don`t have a lot of backup planes. And no first class,0
 Yes we both do win!,1
" as a nj native, i thank u",1
 I miss you too!!   And don`t say 'damn'!!!  lol,0
"i cant sleep, i dont deserve this .... N you know it",0
 oooh lush. i cant sunbathe i burn way to easily even with sun cream   im great thanks lovely sunny day no?,1
 How inconsiderate!,0
" Haha, you didn`t do anything wrong.",1
got 1 after school detention. 2 lunch times and if i dont go to them. i will get 2 more after schools,0
What`s up yall! I made it an early night!  I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?,1
On her way home from prom  so fun!,1
in school w. linda doing nothing  ;i miss you,0
I`m going to town on these two dinner rolls and some dark chocolate  yummmm,1
http://twitpic.com/4whaf Tonight`s art show was a success.,1
 prolly E71... I can`t think of anything else and I`m unfortunately not a Singtel customer,0
"Can`t seem to sleep tonight... Its 3:38am, I need to get up in less than 4 hours...",0
I love to jazzercise with Mrs. Underwood. I wish she was my chaperone.,1
 Goooood Morning Melody! Wishing you a Wonderful Mother`s Day with your family!,1
loves it that the first Monday of May is a Bank Holiday!  http://plurk.com/p/roxar,1
"STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving",1
I almost say 'bless you' to a sneezing cat,1
 i love electro house,1
my eyes hurts..,0
"UGGG my computer is running SOOO SLOW today, it`s driving me batty! Guess its time to remove files and defrag AGAIN UGG want a MAC",0
"Visiting the grandparents in Manhattan, and dropping off my sister for the week! I wish I had an excuse to be so tired today..",0
 nope! not comin up 2nite gurl!,0
 Just DMed you your login details for the Twitter Salvation System. Enjoy! do let me know what u think.,1
I KnO they`re my guilty pleasure like shopping   ,0
Tryin to figure out how to direct message and is gettin frustrated,0
Enjoyed x-men w/   now it`s time to rest up for this drive home...happy mother`s day twit-moms!!!,1
"Its awsome... when you know, that you know, that you know!",1
 jip i have a good one,1
"outta the shower, too bad justin couldn`t spend the night.  haha",0
 I`m glad  you def needed a pick me up!  drama free!,1
i feel really blessed to have super awesome best friends,1
Wow one of the nicest patients I`ve ever had! He`s being deplyod to falouga-Iraq n-week,1
 hey there! your web URL looks good,1
 awesome! What a blessing,1
grrrr youtube wont let me watch the  chat again,0
 I`m just sick of stupid guys but for a moment u make me believe not all of them suck then I get back to reality,0
TODAy SUCKs - kisskass19: �you and katey broke up?! Yah Kate Broke up with me  It�s been awful nd Vodkas... http://tumblr.com/xkx1wgl8r,0
all mom`s in the world congratulations,1
"we went, we bought, we conquered! and we came back with the most delicious custard croissant",1
" Ahh Dave Canada isn`t included  That`s okay, we still love ya!  Let`s get this!",1
" - I`m alright thanks pal, just bored witless, bored to hell, really wanna` go out somewhere!",0
roll me in your arms cuz i cant remember ever falling this hard.. -avalanche by DC,0
 I wish I was in London to see you. It`s like my biggest dream to meet you  iloveyouuu <3,1
mum just made me cry coz she said something so sweet to me  i love her so much! MUMS ARE THE BEST!,1
"Well, I effed the iphone.  It was nice knowing you",1
 Thats nice. My cousin just left my house. He has daughter`s their all daddy`s girls. So sweet,1
 I miss you!  Come to Michigan like now....I can`t wait till July,0
 Sadly cannot listen...  *sob*,0
Nothings better than having to take a cold shower in the morning,1
" Thanks, I`m glad you liked it. It`s a flower made of diamonds",1
 unfortunately I choose sleep over gym almost everyday  trying to get over it!,0
is feeling waaay too cruisey and relaxed for a Monday evening...  oh wait..  that`s just wine before dinner...,1
" She`s unassuming and unpretentious. She`s just, as. I suppose that`s why she`s so endearing--because we can relate to her",1
Its a gorgeous day and I`m going to work allll day  Just gotta keep telling myself its for NYC!!,1
 Awww mate. that`s such a shitter,0
 Same to your mom too pril,1
 i wish i was still in my jams,1
ano pa bang aasahan ko sa iyo? you never fail to FAIL me.,0
God! They look stumpy... I`m not sharing my toes tonight,0
 I wish I was able to talk to you.,1
 have you read Angels & Demons? What do you think of it if you have? oh and beautiful sunny weather here in Provence.,1
" Its so addicting, but its kind of a curse to do them at night time. Everytime i do one, i feel like making music afterwards",0
added 30 minutes to morning sleep by cutting out useless Today Show. Feels nice,1
watching finding nemo with my nephew so cute!,1
"Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro",1
Is still stuck in the office working!,0
i just had the weirdest dream ever and can`t see because owi credo is too brighi. But i hate guys,0
HES BACK!!!!! OH NOES!!!! have you missed me?  Work has been insane and the band has really taken off so i haven`t had a moment to myself,0
"So I got up, went outside planted a few flowers and watched a lee evans DVD. Who knew bank holidays were so fun",1
" i had terrible trouble with `sp` words as a child, would drop the `s` pider, pade etc, needed lessons. bad memories",0
"_mcsupergirl ok, finished set u free, and i am sooooo mad rite now...it cant end like that, i dont want him to be the bad guy",0
" I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back.   Hahaha",1
Suffering from  Hemorrhoids.,0
 iPhone is doing that 'not opening downloaded apps' thing and I forgot my cord at home,0
I shrunk my favourite cardigan.  Hubby said he`d buy me a new one. I practically lived in it and it`s gone. I shall say a few words ;),0
"ok, 1st ginormous cup of coffee down, monday looking much better to me.",1
 ...as well as bell hooks Teaching to Transgress.  Sometimes I miss teaching & messing with bad system.,0
bored...disgusting weather..bored..sooo bored for my last weekend here,0
 How long before the Frisbee Golfer 'accidentally' catches one in the back of the head from his friend,0
"I`m so sad, really really sad",0
#SanctuarySunday fav character  has to be Ashley!  Why? cause she`s awesome,1
" Wow, congrats Rosemary",1
*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...,1
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY LADIES!!! Hope you all have a wonderful day.,1
 didn`t make it to 1000 but I smoked her.  She`s at 60 and I`m at 260.  thank you! How r u?,1
" sold, so i hit cash and just took the tax out of my tips. but then my drawer ended up being 5 dollars short  idk if its cause",0
"omg, NO ICECREAM",0
  Thanks Mr. DJ!,1
_law_rence &  WHY?! my head feels like the surface of the sun  underneath a beaver pelt.,0
nice weather..looks like its going to rain here in #Delhi.,1
 i like the positivity  And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x,1
" for...the...loss. dumbface  ...him, not u. what u up to on the wknd? i wanna seeeeeee ya!",0
"i`m sorry i`m neglecting you, twitter.",0
 haha drunk golf sounds *awesome*!! i predict a great score for today,1
At work I don`t like today its nasty outside  can`t wait to get home today and clean my house!,0
_music_news Thanks,1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY  ASAP EVERYDAY!!!,1
So exhausted..can`t sleep. I don`t like these nights,0
 u were doing good with the replys now u fallin off sad face,0
"im getting really spotty and my spots ALWAYS scar... and NO its not because i pick them, even if i dont,they scar- FACT  my skin sucks",0
"somebody smuggle me to sydney, i`ll be your slave for eternity",0
 LOL. me too..werd...:p...hubby`s fave driver is Martin so I am happy for him and me!!!,1
Happy Mothers day to all the grown n happy & the lil prego smuts lol Just Playing everyone is loved.. happy Mothers Day & God Bless,1
" LOL good to know the time in LA, it`s a 9h time difference ...  good morning to ya",1
Ahh! my right kidney hurts soooo bad!!! Ooommmmggggg!!!!,0
I have fantastic friends,1
"House of the Muses 4, page 28 is now live.   http://bit.ly/egVW3",1
 gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight  x x,1
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",1
 funny you should say...am filling it out as we speak ;) cheers!,1
"i think i just about have all my info syncing properly between my mac, mobile me, and iphone. yay! finally",1
 lol very much appreciated!!!  so excited!!!,1
also. proof number #2923848932 that I have no life - I have an imaginary boyfriend named Vince. It`s sad that my friends encourage me so.,0
Crazy debt issue. Maybe I had messed up when closing my old account? Not really sure but looks like I may have to cover it - aaargh...,0
  i can`t vote for  her i`m #frustraded  :@,0
"Really good concepts at #mozconcept. I *really* love to send something mine, but no time",1
is sad that greg pritchard didnt make it through to the final of britains got talent coz he soooo deserved it,0
good night fellow Twitterati. back to work tomorrow,1
 the AC tix are actually $20 but the show is sold out.  I`d have to get tix through stubhub and pay up to $70.,0
follow  just because... or don`t either way they have really cool tshirts  hey johno x,1
 Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion,1
" Cheers John, thanks for following me. Look forward to your twitterings too. Think this`ll be a good place for my rants  ****",1
about to rehearse...starving!!!,0
victory for the bulldogs was celebrated by 3 white chocolate cheesecakes  nom nom nom WHATTA FATTYYY,0
relaxing fragrances are SOO IN! my latest loves are still lavender & chamomile--the basic ones  trying to find more flower scents..,1
" hi there, nice to meet you",1
"sup guys, just downloaded tweetdeck, gettin a move on right now : D tweet me some nice clothes sits or summat  x",1
"For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone.   http://twitpic.com/67wa0",1
Moses and his girlfriend broke up!,0
talking on the phone with someone I`ve missed a lottt.,0
scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed,0
you know you love your mom when you stay up this late just to wrap her gifts (which look glorious) & hand-make a card.. happy mothers day,1
 Aha the mom super power - guilt,0
 yeah the tomato paste and oil is traditional on a sandwich.. eat it with some olives and maltese cheese  yum!,1
heyheyheyheyehyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy noo tokio hotel tshirts im friad omg shame,0
" i had to get the same sized jeans, i couldnt get my hips into the 14`s",0
healthy food is NOT helping my hangover,0
 Thank a yoou  how are you? #TwitterTakeover,1
 Hearing that my songs brighten someone`s day always makes ME grin.,1
I love my Mom. Yo Amo a mi Mama. ? ? ? Thank you mommy... Ti amo con tutto il mio cuore.  Happy Mother`s Day,1
learn to fly higher...!  http://tinyurl.com/30tools,1
 That is so sweet!! Have a good day,1
_hand Oops! I completely forgot!,0
friends from Traveller`s Tales held a farewell party for me but I kinda disappointed them that I would still be here until Sep. My fault.,0
haha May the 4th be with you! Happy Star Wars Day!,1
"success! another paper demolished! the rock god lives on! 2 more...well, 1.5 to go. Yes!!! out to celebrate awesomeness ...",1
my pooooor baby (my dog chachi)  she had surgery todayyyyy,0
 I know right  Poorpoor girl! It shows why they shouldn`t put young people in competitions like this though (.....) -,0
 Good Morning my Swedish Friend. I love the Meat Balls.  haha,1
 well that propels people to change direction. No point wasting your days on something you lost the passion for.,0
"Sick. Feel like jello, can`t talk, and delirious.",0
_taff_jones  Oh and...NEVAR USE KDE IT IS MADE OF FAIL!,0
correction...a hot coco in my NKOTB cup  what a sweety!!!!,1
Listening my own playing on a friends album and being disgusted by every second of it... **** I suck.  Normal reaction. Every album.,0
With sean s. watching house of a thousand corpes,0
Good morning friends. Happy May Bank Holiday.,1
Just went a bought the bigest redbull i could find. its going to be a long day at the office,0
 The fever`s gone ... Thanks Jen!,1
thinks that the limit of 140 letters is really not fair. 300 + would be better,0
"Uh. Finally home, but completely wiped.",0
trying to figure this twitter thing out!   I`m quite excited about it,1
Heading to bed with a book. Good night,1
 heyy nat! twitter twitter twitter. you`ll get used to it hahaha  love youuuuuuuuuuu,1
 boo! I must`ve deleted it from my phone!  can`t find it in my emails either!,0
_BHB I went to that concert and I remember Derek and Mark were hosting! I miss seeing BHB  at the grove.,0
" the only thing I know about star trek is the joke from tina fey`s twitter, 'may the 4th be with you'",1
Feeling so low and depressed that I`m not on holiday,0
" it was a lonely battle, my friend, but you fought valiantly!",1
 Sounds painful   Sorry you got hurt.. And may I ask how this happen?,0
"had an answered prayer which caught me by surprise. LORD, you are amazing!",1
im pretty sure i miss watching 'Yo Gabba Gabba' with my niece,0
 Hi  Yes wasn`t she absolutely terrible! How on earth does she hear a good tune from her ears? Lol,0
is sad cuz my mommy leaves to indy today,0
" thanks for that twitpic, sure made me laugh",1
AHHHHHHHH omg Pridelines got talent is giving me a headache!! wtf omg osn !!! Make it stop mommy make it stop,0
I finally went and found some of the songs we sang in church in Wellington online. Was easier than expected - yay Google!  #fb,1
Bug in **** cod4 system link. My map pack isnt working,0
Looking at old pictures... I love it & miss the good ol days,1
" Hey Luis, thanks!  I have Flash and my prof`s code to thank for that.  *cough*",1
 I have no idea  I`m watching Rafa too. Running to the comp ever to often to check live score. he`s 3-2 down in the third.,0
_radio yeah :S i feel all funny cause i haven`t slept enough  i woke my mum up cause i was singing she`s not impressed :S you?,0
RAM upgrade=done! FF still slow so disabling all add-ons  Not sure which ones will make the cut to be honest. It`s like Sophie`s Choice!,0
  it`s very pleasant. i sooo rarely just have time to kill...,1
 aww poor precious,0
 haha have good dreams  haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey   zd?b;P,1
Off to class .... Longggg day,0
Sitting in the KAUST offices. Sun is shining and surrounded by busy people... ace,1
"W4M: No clever headline, Sorry  (Salt Lake City) 29yr http://tinyurl.com/mpoghc",0
Happy mother`s day everyone!,1
 thats not really fair. I mean you just up and leave like that and you dont even give us a party  So when you coming back or  ...,0
 hahahaha where is that train? I want on! That should be a wild ride,1
 I don`t like the possibility of the left side of my brain hurting because of the thing called a VP shunt and possible death,0
Finally making some headway in the family room!  Home is finally begining to look like it!  btw dial up can go die!,1
 I always feel guilty about it,0
just got back from Mcfly concert ahh it was so amazing! and I am now in love with David Archuleta,1
Its beginning to get way too hard to please all of my friends at once,0
Finally going to bed! Woo-Hoo! Gotta work at 5am! Lots of love to all!,1
I wish Joe Bidden was on the train with me.,1
happy mom`s day,1
"finished sewing for the night, uploading pictures from slidebar and beach. i cant believe i am having difficulties with twitter!",0
Those houses were a bust. House 1 smelled like a bowling alley and was maaad gross and house 2 needed a new roof and basement,0
  Meee tooooooo..... And its bad.. when I`m bored... I eat.. lol,0
"Finally picked up some handwraps, but struggling to wrap my stronger hand with the other! Defo should have got some a lot sooner though",0
 Awwwww!!!! And the gorgeous photo from California!!! You two make me melt!!!,1
Coffee in hand and sun shining in my window.  Hope everyone`s having a great Monday morning so far! #monday - MR,1
 LMAO... just saw this. That sounds HELLA good. I have a hair appt at 7,1
Oh fml its probs gunna be at shepards bush  i hate it there,0
Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore  Any good FREE online ones you know of?,1
 ii DON`T HAVE ANY EiTHER,0
" I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code",1
 thank you,1
"barely awake, eating breakfast.. marathon morning!   Good luck to all the racers, and happy Mother`s Day!",1
Happy Mother`s day to all mum`s in america,1
" bananabrain2 got hit by a car and got screwed! : O, 32 oepn wounds, a broken finger, broken toe (both toe and nail) f**ed up",0
 So sad. Your mom must be very shaken up. Peace and strength to her and the dear family that lost their little girl,0
"is trying so hard to not worry and be at peace despite her circumstances, but wonders why some christians are the ones making it so hard.",0
 I feel like a Truck just hit me too! I also Resemble a man hit by a truck!,0
 Hope the train remembers the way - they can go a bit loopy on bank holidays,0
happy mothers day x & go the dockers,1
 OMG .. my memory must have failed me! Very weird since I do not normally forget because of my profession!,0
i hate getting put on steroids. my face,0
moving offices  I`m going to miss you Hollywood.,0
  I doubt it! Boo! You always leave me behind on your awesome roadtrips!,0
Beautiful sunshine when I woke up  but litterally 2 minutes later it starts to rain! I must be cursed.,0
"Having a hectic day travelling from PJ to UNITEN, back to PJ. Working now at CC office.",0
"retweet please  awesome kawaii, anime and cosplay items: http://bit.ly/cUjXg",1
 Right now it is 5:07am.  Ugghhh.,0
"What I would have done with legless stillborn spaniels, no idea. BUT I WAS SAD, so now, 20yrs later, strawberries = dead puppies.",0
Sometimes knowledge is not a good thing.    http://digg.com/d1sPp7,0
" lol what bothers me is that i`m messing with my metabolism   drinking lots of water pretending its different food, Mmmm grapes!",0
"Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am.  That`s gotta be a record",1
is working.   I am so happy my job is a radio and not anything physically exhausting....,1
        _beckett Thanks so much !,1
not a very good day at the house,0
 You gave me the inspiration for my last update.,1
Ate too much vegetarian pizza for dinner! But it was so good,0
HAPPY MOTHER DAY TO ALL THE MOTHER`S IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WE DESERVED A DAY JUST FOR US RIGHT...,1
 holy cute! Dexter has already lost his kitten face  gettin a chunky butt since we got back from qld too haha,1
 the pictures tells me me that u were surrounded by adorable children!  hehe,1
 Hey I bought that Porter Cable 4-piece set.  My new drill has an LED light near the trigger.  Oh I`m so happy.,1
_life  Hey i like love iCarly it rocks.   my youtube account--> http://tinyurl.com/cf63ud,1
"ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice",1
I`m going to miss Miss Suhana,0
hollie steel on bgt was absolutely excruciating to watch...poor girl.,0
" Yep, tomorrow night, 10:30! Just saw the ad *squeals* LOVED this season",1
 You`re welcome!,1
  man i wont be home to co host with you!  xo*blair,0
so most kids love my dark hair some say that I dye it too much and they never know what color its going to be  yea me hahahahaha,1
 g`mornin,1
great reason!! : 'I`ll be there  : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc,1
 nah i understand you cant cancel i just wanted you to come,1
" english screwed up my overall percentage in X, in XII again and probably in adm tests too. **** happens.",0
i wanna leave work already! Not feelin it 2day,0
Happy morning Sunshine  It`s May 4! I`m driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i`m Kirsten!,1
Another water leak in my appartement. The good side is that I get to meet the girls previous & next floors,1
 I want an invite - sick of seeing all these links for people playing and being left out,0
A movie`s worst fate used to be 'Straight to DVD'. Now it is 'Straight to DivX' or 'Straight to Internet',0
 wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.,1
 I was nice!! I called you  lmao,1
You should retweet others good tweets at least 10 a day to get involved into things at twitter,1
****! ayoko na!! I said that in tagalog cuz idk what to do anymore!,0
 Ja  Deze is interessanter - Why text messages are limited to 160 characters - http://tr.im/kpgg,1
"I need a friend right now  , I feel like mmmm ... sosad",0
Dang i didnt even remember it was my bday today,0
I feel like **** cause I couldnt sleep last night and went to sleep at 320 n bk up at 6  soooo tired!!!,0
 Thank you for the follow friday love,1
tripping through tiredness is nottt nice,0
 I  have a visual.  I`m smiling.    see,1
#3wordsaftersex it never started...,0
EVERYONE VOTE FOR MILEY CYRUS FOR THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS BECAUSE I CAN`T THAT DOE`T WORK AT ME I`M #FRUSTRADED :@,0
"Thanks everyone for twittering with me. Still a newbie.. so if you have friends who you would like to invite here, please help a girl out",1
" Hehe you`re right, I`m not daft  May is a good month to be on a French contract!",1
Next to my birthday- Mother`s Day is my favorite day of the year.  The one day I don`t feel guilty for slacking just a little.   Aaaahh...,1
 im cool  cant wait to hear these stories xoxo,1
 Congrat on 4AM. I do it every day since one month.,1
Ugh.  Las #vegas airport is at a 'ground stop' which means I`m stuck in the plane on the tarmac (again) at LAX.,0
Scary guy on colbert...,0
I miss you sweetie!,0
sad ending to the softball season.,0
 whats wrong babe?  x,0
"Oh ffs :@ a don`t get paid till monday :@:@:@ :$. Sorry william, gonna have to wait till next weekend till I give you �  :@",0
Just chillin at home,1
 It`s well good!!,1
"Pegel..cape ya keliling kuil..but,totally awesome!was amazed by the temple,culture,ambience..truly amazing thailand",1
Good morning! Driving to work,1
I swear its so hot I dont want to leave my house  Is it hot where your at?,0
kate is leaving me all by my lonesome,0
 i need lele to answer meeee! Haha.,1
 How much longer is the NKOTB Block Party? Love it! I need to go to bed so just wondering what time it`s over..LOL..thanks!,1
toooo much outside killen my eyes,0
I think I have hayfever. Not sure due to wearing next to nothing in horrific weather on wed.,0
" Oh, wow, you`re fast   How`s life going ? It`s been 6 months ya ? XD",1
 i hope such moments inspire you on your political journey back home. all the best,1
Hey Tweeps...good morning. Wussup America...Talk to me tell wut`s on ur mind..,1
"So, what are you all doing? I`m eating crackers! Yummy. The unsalted ones of course. I only do salt in my caviar.",1
stuck in huge traffic jam,0
 YES!! I wanna come hang out with my H-TOWN gurl u know whats up!! haha  it`ll be bangin! We gotta hang out chick,1
 yup!  Now I can join in on the nin access fun!,1
"good morning twitter-ers  rise and shine,, just on my way to school",1
 hey cant wait 4 u guys 2 come over 2 jersey woop.... hope ur lookin 4ward 2 it coz we r  x,1
stuck here  ~*Lady*~,0
 http://twitpic.com/624qo - but a brown snake bit my duck named Elvis  anyway ahaha Elvis is soo cutee!! And so is Nicho ...,1
up at 4:30am west coast time..gettin ready to catch my flight back home..soooo excited to go back to my two fav boyzzzz  puppy n BF,1
: Am getting upset listening to the say now  I want to speak to you Mitchel but my darn phone got no money on x,0
"Next thing to do tomorrow morning: Temperature Check! It`s gonna be a routine till Swine Flu dies. Good Night, everyone!",1
WOW. My teacher just called me a skunk cuz of my hair,1
had an awesome day at the zoo yes2dy!!!!! now gettin ready 4 church  yay!!!,1
  EEW  Cheese. I hate cheese.,0
inFamous on the PS3 = AWESOME. My eyes are so sore now though,1
Ughh. That Miley creature song has infested itself in my brain!,0
no more arrested development. i am sad.,0
Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Speakeasy last night! What a hit. Wonderful to see you all having fun! June will be awesome.,1
"someone please tighten some bolts in my brain  :s  there are too many parts loose, some might even be missing",0
 sounds like you`re having a great time,1
"To cap things off, the lower part of my back really hurts.",0
he`s outta the ofc til Monday ::GRAND:: kinda bummed me out but b/c I was genuinely sick there`s nuthin I can do about it  -->,0
 it`s definitely worth it; art not withstanding  I hate moving; and hate packing even more..,0
at work and it sucks big time,0
" lol that just totally made me laugh, which made my day",1
"250 miles down, only 1750 to go. Thats ok, u2 on the radio alwas helps.",1
oh i hate friday evening.,0
TwitterBerry hates me,0
"Yep, lost my bet to chris",0
"At the doctor`s office, waiting for Dr. Sufka to see me. Tired of being sick  hope everyone else is having better Friday than me.",0
 It was a lovely attempt at poetry!,1
Time ticking by sooo sloooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyy,0
Playing with my puppy,1
Loving the sunshine! Wish poor Richie would feel better,1
"i feel extra-nauseous all of a sudden, like my stomach wasn`t ready to resume peristalsis after the events of two nights prior",0
" im sick  if i wasnt, id be at the show with ya!",0
 He`s my boxing trainer. Although I think the bruise came from me hitting myself on something. Ow,0
 not my groom!  think i`ll die an old maid! lol,0
"But now talking about today, Oh my GODNESS! Problems, problems, problems. about love, money, math, parents.....that`s enough, isn`****?",0
 I never was good at platform games...,0
 OMG that`s really good i want to see the photos! have a nice day,1
"iPhone today! I want to see The Morning Of in Virginia Beach, but I don`t think I can get there",0
" ouch, thats your achy back...so sorry ... i didnt mean to cause you pain",0
Yeah I think I touched something that had mikes germs on it because I have a sore throat now  dammit I knew I should have not gone there!,0
"Dad just said that our trip to UK is cancelled, due to da swine flu. Ooops! Sorry abang.",0
gosh today sucks! i didnt get my tax returns! im so upset cuz now i have to miss my best friends wedding in washington...lame,0
Revision continues. Getting so bored and tired. I can`t wait to get out and do interesting things. Only a week and half left though,0
 oh he is so cute... is he in uniteddogs.com? Poppy is there,1
Thinkin` Twitter is interesting.,1
So glad the days almost over... Another nite of me nd my pain pills alone at the crib lol. Ughh I wish this weekend was over alreadi!,0
"watching a film, recovering from my operation",1
" Ah sorry to hear that, just saw pic of chi. and looks cool  I got beagle and ori-pei",0
ahhh!!!! u know what really sucks??? i sprained my toe!! OUCH!!,0
 Right on! Pull up a chair and welcome,1
i want to see ephraim zenh tomorrow! a lot. but can i find a sitter? wtf? why does everyone have plans? it`s only saturday night...sigh.,0
 whyd u feel awful after last night?,0
http://twitpic.com/4wkzi - before prom. this is when all the chaos began,0
Packing is no fun at all  good thing I have the new united on to keep me going... But still no fun,0
 Aw thank you. I suppose it`s a good thing since it means more tweeting.,1
"oops just unfollowed everyone!  anywayz, will build my Twitter Empire.... again....",0
" Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks",1
_kelly PJ days are the best days,1
 My windows open and its not that cold ahahah,1
" oh no!  thats no good! I pierced  my bottom lip on the right side...myself in 12th grade, but we had a no piercings dress code",0
I fell for Austin Taura Hanafiah even morreee! Shoott!!!  A guy shouldn`t look that yumm! Hahaha...,1
"leaving work, going to crystal to search for her license, picking her and bia up, then heading to vegas. ugh i`m tired already",0
"Over-thought tying my shoe, couldn`t figure it out for a while",0
 it was great to meet ya katie...awesome shows for sure!! Safe travels home.,1
Babysitting in the sun and heat. I`m getting lots of freckles,0
 Why I aint on ur #FF list? im hurt,0
cant wait for prom and after prom party on friday,1
 If it makes you feel better I lost 10 overnight cause I posted a picture of a baby,1
How I Met Your Mother? Best show ever,1
um... so I don`t think my text msgs have a 'subject line' ... I fail,0
Its 11:11...make a wish!,1
Another two hours of work. Ugh. It goes by so slow. And im sore,0
finally made it to the QC...happy mother`s day!  got my car!!,1
" Wish I could listen but because I`m from Canada, the website won`t let me!",0
"_R Drive-in!? srsly!? *jealous*  I have never ever been to one.  there is one down the rd, but it`s no longer operational :|",0
" don`t i know it! i live in the middle of nowhere, my house is spider central",0
"Is taking a moment to reflect...I want my annonymity back,FB!!!!  Is it safe to say anything about someone else to another friend again?",1
Rain rain go away,0
Dollhouse was saved!!! Its coming back for another season!!! Too bad scrubs isn`t,0
 i did that but my INS wouldn`t pay for the therapy  so now i dk what to do!!,0
Loll whats boyfriend #2 supposed to mean then?  its to cold,0
 yeahh  idk if i like owen anymore though... i kinda lost respect for him in an episode i recorded...,0
 my interview if picked is NY too. But you probably forgot about me after blogtalk radio.,0
"went on a ride to tortilla flats this morning with , a little warm, but a nice ride none the less",1
" what about the dilfs? Oh wait, wrong month....HAPPY MOTHERS DAY",1
"Now Im in the work  , I miss my home, any news?",0
~ Happy Star Wars Day.every one ~  ...may the fourth be with you!,1
Sunburned on my face & legs. Fixing to be my arms tooo.,0
"I wonder if she knows how shallow, airy & dumb her tweets make her sound. I guess not b/c if she did...she`d probably stop",0
Gah! Buddy K is a must hang with person right now I miss him.  Along with Parker and McPhee.,0
" Hey Kelvin, my day`s been fantastic so far! We`re getting ready for a family Mother`s day function shortly",1
 Go to Campos on Missendon Road in Newtown. Ask for Ben. And discover how great coffee can be,1
 Not swine flu I hope! Take care of your health mate  Tell me about your business derek_bell.com,1
"going to eat some pasta bake, my favourite food! later going to the flea market  you`re my lilime",1
me knows what to be tested on all the exam subjects except for english. **** davis.,0
"_beery Yeah little rough this morning but more tonight, and tomorrow night if all goes as planned. Caloric intake off the charts",0
 Momentum works!  But Jeff will have a hard time from 42nd.,0
Probably the best birthday I`ve ever had. I got to spend it with all my favorite people.,1
" it`s an awesome book, can`t wait for the film - enjoy and don`t be scared  x",1
"still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet",1
"well,only one week left of my holidays,sad sad",0
" Not a fan of the layout change of hyperlinks. I don`t like the indentation and, well, I`m clicking and no link shows.",0
 hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no,0
" I`m sure It will be repeated soon, seems to be on  TV quite a lot lately. Glad you mentioned it last night, watched it again",1
In bed. A cuppa. Tv on... All this while husband is cooking... Life is sweet...,1
 phil! I miss you gracin ya with your presence I haven`t been on much  what`s new?,0
I`m a fat and sad puffyn now,0
My brother just woke me up to help him with his homework. I`m not happy,0
Happy Mother`s Day Mommies,1
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!  http://tr.im/kq95,1
 u never sent me carrie. ur an ****. but an **** that i miss,0
Happy Mothers Day. Havent got mom a present yet? Print off an Amazon Gift Card for her!  http://snipurl.com/hq0n1,1
Hav fun at heav y Metal happy hour you guys! In the future  accadentally sets it on fire while smoking with ,0
Saw the new Star Trek movie the other day. I strongly recommend it!,1
On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you ,1
"K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go  back to studying for midterms =(",1
" WOMAN, I didn`t know you came home  you so suck!!! When are you going back!",0
 enjoy NOLA definitely one of my favorite cities in the world. Please have a beignet with chocolate for me,1
Just gave my mommy her Mother`s Day present...a purple ipod  http://twitpic.com/4wcpt,1
 I was hoping for a better trailer,1
GM Tweeters! Happy Mother`s Day to the mothers and pretend mothers out there!,1
"Oh Top Gear (UK), how I love thee",1
it`s Friday here in Chicago...and I`m stuck @ home AGH I`M BORED!!! grr!,0
"World`s Happiest Places ...   Denmark, Finland and the Netherlands",1
"cant contain myself, tooooooo excited",1
 haha  I need to get in better shape first.. I have cageball on thursdays == me dead on sofa the whole evening,0
thanx ,1
ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl  HAPPY MOTHERS DAY,1
" Yes, dahling... you are definitely one awesome tweep.   I`m sending love and kindness across the ocean to you!",1
 thats real geek talk! haha...I feel you!,1
im wearing a certain tye dye tshirt at the moment. and it misses its 8 counterparts...,0
 Thanks! It was really fun to do. I do love those 60s romances/comedies (though that one could have used more comedy IMO).,1
good morning people !! in good old germany is it soooo cold,1
 16lbs is still a huge achievement though,1
 i can so sympathise with that,0
" what is I/O psy? I`m taking psy101 starting this Monday, not looking forward to going back to school but",0
" Toooooom! Do a tour in the Philippines, pleeease?  I`m risking my health to get your reply. Haha!",0
I miss them..,0
Happy Mothers Day!,1
 You should direct your 'wanting to invest in ' questions to  or .  They are the big cheeses.,1
 That would be most welcome,1
 i agree with you!,1
I guess the relaxing dinner and a movie is out for tonight...I was looking forward to that after my day at work,1
it makes me want to cry when 2 grown men discuss characters on All My Children.,0
 Thats ok...ur a good person + My Idol soo good people deserve sum good comments..hows the weather ova der --London is cold,1
is tired of summer already,0
" Hahaha, that`s a cool pic that Sal made of Daniel and you. lol.",1
Woot. just had my interview! went awsome! I didn`t get to talk with Mr. Johnny thought...  oh well I still did really good!,1
relaxing night at home with best people,1
" I got my copy yesterday, too, although right now I`m digging into Scala, so can`t read it just yet...",0
The computers and the Ethernet at school are so slow!,0
 Oh God bless you,1
 http://twitpic.com/4wkym - Looks Yummy...I can haz smal pies pleess??,1
Two more loads and the moving crew`s done! Started at 7am and i`m done for the day! Too bad the ac doesn`t work in my new place  oh life!,0
Happy Mother`s Day to all the Mommiessss,1
hollie steel  bless her. but go dreambears <33333 hahahahaha,1
doesn`t sound so great at all  http://is.gd/JslB #palmpre,0
its too sunny for work  !!!,0
finally got home and get to sleep! had a great time with  and friends!,1
stupid playstation! stupid controllers don`t work so I can`t play kingdom hearts.,0
"Goood Dayy  Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though  But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x",1
The dj`s and partypeople were great again at CC. Kicking  Next one June 7,1
" congratulations, you two are so well suited   have a lovely day x",1
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAYYY!,1
Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it,1
 And maybe you will get the statue and sainthood you are seeking.  Win-win for all. Can`t be a victim like your people.,0
I think you are super cute...,1
 I found a link on WWE.com  http://www.wwe.com/inside/industrynews/kennedyreleased stinks!,0
My 2 favorite things. Fuzzball and Swine Flu  http://tinyurl.com/dhpol7,1
squirrel! where? i hate squirrels,0
just went to the dentist my mouth hurts and I can`t eat until 8,0
 so make the most of it  enjoy,1
The new tecas driver license design is ugly,0
Hahah. Love them!,1
 sike sike call it truce???????????????? u still a **** and my ppl still gonna air u out tho,0
 omg you`ve never seen `the Ring` its a creppy **** movie,0
  you better come back soon! <3,1
" get better omg i still dont believe that i didn`tgot a picture with you  it`s soo sad, i don`t now when i`m gonna see u again",0
 That is INCREDIBLY sweet!!!! What a good Hubby...,1
  wish u could rub my head too,1
 copy & paste **** **** tosser piss flap a 10000000000 times !!!!,0
 Thanks for the followfriday recommendation! We`re actually at @_careerbuilder_ though!,1
I lost count   sorry I let u down...,0
"goodnight loveee, i have to attend extra classes at school tmrw. urgh",1
 I know. But the second problem being: he doesn`t REALLY exist still applies. Shame,0
" you should come to Estonia, I know some epic horses here, hehe, and a good trainer and good beaches were to ride!",1
"Sh t, I`m getting even more sad. I`m currently at the library and j think it`ll be the last one tooooo",0
"'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers",1
awake.  school. ew. but i put on some nice lotion.,1
 the worst kind of news,0
nothings better then going out for chinese at the supperinn with ma fave cousins at 1am,1
is house bound with acute mumps  bad times.... whole day ov supernatural me thinks  x,0
Heading home. Could really have done without banging my head on the way into the bus,0
Oh and Cali plans are a GO! I might get to see DA too and she`s my hero and rocks my socks,1
just made a cake for mi madre  i`m goooooddd!,1
" Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then",1
 aww I miss driving down elmwood,0
 That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser,1
" Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!",1
You said you effed up your nose!,0
i can`t sleep.  amp.,0
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school!  ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",1
Having to write a real looking paper letter. Not done one of those for a very long time. Sad really.,0
waaaaay over all tht bitchy ninth grade **** (: half yearly exams over & im sickkk,0
" oh dear. (I`m sorry, but i laughed  )",0
Been working so hard - its a drag not having time to tweet.!,0
 hypnotyst .... hmmmm... i should beware..,0
 Well that�s disappointing to hear.,0
feels guility . sorry `bout that  http://plurk.com/p/wyqow,0
 Thanks. Appreciate it.,1
It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!,1
_3girls LOUISE !! You r not adopted - ballet it is. You`ll love it and then the cocktails after even more!,1
 it`s depressing,0
_cook you make me sad. Why do I like in canada? I can never watch these things. I should move. Know anyone who needs a roommate?,0
"I cant sleep, but im too sore to move",0
is wishing that i could be famous for acting and dancing,1
Dreambears were **** compared to their wicked audition,0
**** im so bummed out right now....nobody loves me,0
So bored  waiting for class to start. Sigh midterms next week >_<,0
Jonas brothers concert  was greaattt,1
Signing off to spend time with my hubby   Goodnight / day tweeple!   Have a very Happy Mother`s Day!,1
Wild Oats Pinot Grigio = v easy to drink,1
why is it so **** cold ??!,0
i wish my blog was working properly - i have a great #followfriday blog post i wanted to showcase!,1
jus skinned my knee. Wat am i 6!?!?! Hurts lyke hell tho. Its always tha little ones that hurt tha most.,0
My wedding next Thursday and I`m ill,0
good morning!  i hope you all have a good day today!! although its a monday... be positive! ;),1
" wahahahaha!! i wanna naaaaa!!! well...hapit na i guess. hahahaha ) yes, now we all know!!! hahahaha lol ) NARN! haha joke",1
just uploaded my new blog... a painful story about an 80s year old man who cried because he wanted to die... very sad,0
Sometimes black girls just piss me off like a ****!,0
The CD  player in my car is broken.  So much for listening to my Kidz Bop Happy Meal CD.,0
Handed in. Can relax a bit now.,1
"good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite",1
 i`m about to have to hang up   my fone is getting to hot,0
really not lookin forward to monday  bak to college,0
im so not feelinq this huqe **** pimple smack in the middle of my doom. it aint riqht man,0
 nice! I wish twitter would tile mine,1
Mudweight hauled in for last time by   http://yfrog.com/0zr2jqj,0
 grr @ naplan. just finished my commerce & geo exams  good luck (Y),1
Good Morning Tweeters... Happy Monday!  Grab a big cup of coffee it`s a new week,1
"i`m so sad, because my beloved boy doesn`t online, i wait for him everyday..",0
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines,1
 Hmm.  My VPN works fine.    (Oh.. wait.. I don`t need VPN anymore.) http://tinyurl.com/cao6tu,1
 After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats   Katnip is looking good under saddle,1
Found out that one great thing about living in Switzerland is the delicious bread - sometimes little things can make a difference,1
" I`m mo nudge you again, better watch out!",0
hates this weather,0
": G`night twitterverse, much twitter luv to you all  ? http://blip.fm/~5yvnd",1
 well there go my peace corps prospects.,1
  I`m @ work and missed everythin yesterday but don`t know wot? Anybody,0
dont wanna work tonight,0
" Yes it`s herrrrr.  Dude, I`m gonna **** cry.",0
in Newcastle enjoying the family  With mum on mother`s day for the 1st time in years!,1
My children have promised me birthday brekkie in bed. There`s a problem with that in that there`s bugger all food in the house,0
 they look nice atleast  haha. <3,1
help! anyone know if there are stores that carry blackberry trackballs? just went to verizon retailer; no luck. do not want to order one,0
Happy Birthday tooo meeee... Happy Birthday tooo meeee...,1
Bed. Church in the morning. Happy mothers day,1
OK. break over. Back to the books. Have fun lovelies!  ? http://blip.fm/~5z8da,1
 That sounds good,1
 lol sweet!!! ...i still have yet to watch the 4th movie  hope ur having a lovely weekend! happy mother`s day from aus! =P haha,1
"Hey, thanks for the follow, wow this is exciting a new tweet.",1
http://bit.ly/dIQF3 I hope some day my mom will get this message!,1
" aww lovely! Hope you had a great mother`s day, our little mother hen  did you get in contact with sharn?",1
"Hey David! Gone on the Eye yet? It`s my birthday, and you singing @ Ipswitch-best present ever! Have fun breakfast hunting!",1
    Lmao Yes its on the 27th  I get so excited lol,1
 glad its nice there. Gray skies and rainy in wisconsin.,1
It`s gloomy as hell outside today.,0
Wrestlefest was fun! Now tune into www.latalkradio.com from 2-3 sunday and chat with me,1
 i`m sorry your day wasn`t so good  does it make you feel better to know you`re beating oprah on ms twitterworld?,0
only gets spam in her college email account now. What a way to rub in graduation.,0
R.i.p. to my lil sis`s cousins babyfather Jimmy aka GemStar,0
 Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache,1
GOODNiGHT...HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MAMi`S ON TWiTTER,1
possibly going out tonight; is there ANYTHING to do in Lancaster? I miss Baltimore,0
 Yes! I love him. I have seen the eps so many time that I quote his lines with him.,1
"Hmmm, I just realized....I didn`t have any bday cake for my birthday...boo hoo!",1
: experiencing the unique #Winnipeg tradition known as 'the social'. Trying to pace myself.,1
Can`t sleep. Sucks. The one day i have to sleep in and i have to get up and go shopping with mom. Ugh.,0
 i cantttt.  my grandparents are here.,0
 really? awesome! we love it...and I work at buckhead church too. I love it all around.,1
" Just bad day. T_____T Gyah. No car, baby-client is teething and miserable, I forgot to pack a lunch, and I has to get a new car.",0
Home with Maddie  I`m tired.. Goin` to bed afterwards,0
after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first,0
watching role models.. absolutely hilarious,1
Happy Mother`s Day Moms  Take a load of for at least a day!,1
"Headache is gone,thank god!Time for tea i think",1
" did you decide it is a sprain? mine has been bothering me again, but never had it checked out",0
 and  great seein you guys today!!! you look so happy  love it!! lets hang out soon!! love yall!,1
_ aww thats too bad you lost it though,0
"says Diana, you wanna burn the pics for me on a DVD or CD?  http://plurk.com/p/svs4c",0
  thanx mang!  shes due in june 12th and yezzzir the first baby! -drummer boi,1
 haha check out our site its got some good ones too,1
 thanx 4 thee follow,1
holy smokes! star trek was freaking awesomeeeee,1
 i need a hug i dnt feel so good,1
"Omg, little kids with cancer is the saddest thing ever",0
" ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today",1
Wow. Shabu.  And now HIMYM! Really feels comforting,1
 Bummer- that is a bad experience.,0
" ate ****, I refuse to bless her cuz she already clingy",0
 I created my account just to get a chance to chat with you (: I ADMIRE YOU! you`re amazing! you inspire me to write  <3,1
its too hot in my room. i wanna go swimming.,0
i cant sleep,0
 Not doing single ones 2day...beat  lol but would say ...ur as creative bright and fun as ur avatar with warmth+ depth #ff,1
happy star wars day,1
I wanna go to the extra show really bad,0
Thinks FML should changed to LML (love my life),1
Just finnished my Double Cheeseburger. It was good  Ready to watch the Spanish F1,1
 I really like pink after I saw her live while in the new T-MOBILE Advert,1
"_Deen   looks like a delicious recipe, will try that tonite",1
 I`m stuck with BOO!!!! Jeeeez shoot me now,0
"saw kim kardashian on robertson today, ate a hella good sandwich at bay cities in santa monica, and just downloaded a lot of new songs",1
I have the biggest headache ever. My photosensitivity is getting OUT OF CONTROL!! Help.,0
got a rad new t-shirt from my aunt. Made from some cool shiny shiny pink material.,1
"Really mad at myself for forgetting about the May 24 deadline for the 40,000 mile award trips to South America on ",0
Creased my nikes!!  ohh well... http://twitpic.com/66zfd,0
im sick and sad its cold,0
 Hey I was scared last night at 3:17 because of you... and I had several bad nightmares,0
 a walk in the clouds; sweet november; lake house.,1
 ur welcome...anytime,1
 happy mothers day ang,1
_C hahaha i agree. im s glad Aiden won tonights show and greg should have got the other place,1
is tired and sad,0
 Aww how sweet,1
im still melting and im in the house in the shade  its not fair.,0
almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now  #insanedefaults,1
Has that feeling like when you want to cry but you dont so you get that empty feeling in your stomach and your throat starts to hurt.,0
 not really ;D nice pic .  no but could u imagine those 2? ... i thought so,1
 I`ll believe it when I see it,1
 A+ for effort though  http://bit.ly/Mco5v,1
"Its not looking too good outside  if this continues, i feel a movie night coming on...",0
Weather sucks!!... It`s raining again!!,0
 cool. looking forward. san francisco was really nice. didn`t make it out to napa though  maybe next time.,1
it is so cute watching Matt play with the Wii as I do some work,1
Can`t even tell you how much this hair dresser is pissssssing me off she has no clue wtf I`m asking her to do..so I`m expecting the worst,0
" Not a problem,  Glad to!",1
"Aw ****! My iPod has a thin, gray line across the screen! Didn`t drop it - I take good care of it. How long before it dies?",0
Thanks    _Twit01,1
 haha that sucks! actually mine is worse. mines ft math  eww,0
4 hours till Mothers Day Party  Yeah!,1
Working working and working at www.redirlanda.es. Many hours spent but it worth!! Let�s make Red Irlanda big,1
" it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything",1
 of course its not coming to boise,0
" Excellent pic! Wish I were there, but it`s a long drive from TN.",1
 This is not my day,0
 Kudos! love some homemade french toast!,1
"Missed the WBC counterprotests.  But probably going to WaterFire with Ben, yay!",0
_b BF @ gig in Portland OR.  That`s not driving distance to come save me from Burbank. I stuck ATM.  Working on plan B,0
" Smooches to you as well, have a great day!",1
This headache is killing me yet I need to cover some boring police event.,0
"Had a nice visit last night from a boy with voracious stubble, does anyone know what to do about a raw chin? haha",1
eye still hurts  I Think I`ll go sleep now...,0
 well what about tomorrow? I miss you,0
"Going to the Star Trek premier tomorrow night, uber stoked. I don`t care if I`m a nerd, Star Trek is amazecore!!",1
My head hurts,0
"watered the tomato plants, pepper plants and lettuce, feeling all homely! off out with Freddie for a fun-packed day",1
"TGIF I don`t like 12 hour workdays  I need to stand up, run around 4 a while.... too much sitting!!! Plus, I have honest ade tea 2day! YAY",0
Our currency is dropping like nobodies business; not a good time to be going overseas  http://is.gd/JsgL,0
I am so **** hungry it`s not even funny!,0
"Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets",1
Having a great chat with a friend. He`s totally putting my mind at ease,1
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAYYYY!!!,1
 **** i hope theyr all wrong we need him,0
 I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too.  Thank god for YouTube.,1
 awww  i mish u too ladie whats been good?,1
" thank you very much, I`m glad you like them!",1
Deathstar destroys Starship Enterprice http://bit.ly/2agcTh Can`t get enough of this video  #starwars #startrek,0
 ****. it should be recoverable. it`s just the boot part that`s messed up. grr argh. my business was on there.,0
" Oh man, that sucks  I`m sorry, doll.",0
"Aw man, Half Term isn`t long enough    lol!",0
I misses my bed  so sleepy!,0
"getting ready to go read, pray, and go to bed. Enjoy the rest of the night",1
": I`m sure lots of that studio equipment was collected analog stuff that can`t be bought anymore.    seriously, condolences.",0
was gonna go to my brothers show but still feeling like poo :**(,0
" if you meant to heavy rain n flood in bkk last night, lucky I was out of bkk",1
My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.,1
 Awww my lovies! Yes I love it all.  And I`m totally finishing my buffalo sammich after a few hits off the new bongie. <3,1
I **** love Alexander William Gaskarth,1
 TY my friend. Yes ur right.... a daughter is a daughter forever.,1
"Beer, Smoki and Lucky Strike...good times, good times   At work...drawing stuff",1
sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night,1
There`s a spider in my room. Save me...,0
Received our first bit of spam from Twitter - not sure how to feel that the 'sanctity' of our conversation has been tainted.,0
The pool is just not fun without Tim in it...,0
  its awful. Xxxx,0
 **** your in trouble now  why don`t you try with one of those companys that buys your house for you,0
" Sorry Mike, was assuming it was music that was missing..I don`t know then.. a mystery..",0
Then me disliking you is a rumor!  cyndi! What made it look like i didn`t like you?,0
lousy **** landlord.   need to focus on kid`s packing but cant . nevermind sew sleeping bag,0
I`m so depressed right now. IDK...,0
oh what a night love me some aces,1
"I hate life at the mo, it sucks",0
 they got attacked by the club,0
using yahoo pipes to combine feeds - doable & reliable I guess,1
Long to-do list. Little desire to do it all.,0
careless,0
saw a dead bird on my way to work!what a kind of day to start?! Poor little bird!,0
" Heh, thanks for that adorable plug  *cough* more info at: www.samstephens.com *cough* *cough*",1
seriously why did mum make me eat yeah i have a weird eating habit of not eating all day but really,0
" ik, i feel sooo bad for them",0
Really disappointed I can`t make it to bloomington for  launch party tonight  if you`re around you should check it out,0
" I`ve never seen any of the X Men films but they are supposed to be good so I thought, why not?",1
I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now,1
Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me,1
Chem final right now. Awwh mrs. Oli! Imma miss you!,0
"http://twitpic.com/4woxi - Btw, concert was freaking awesome",1
Open office 'writer' is weird. I need Word to open word documents correctly,0
 goodnight lovely,1
Dam only 5 votes  not gonna win anything now,0
My dreams have been crushed...Spock does not like the ladies.,0
 So sorry I missed it!,0
 not a lot!! im bored! My names Crissy BTW lol How u doinnnn???,0
 Gotta love skype! Make sure you get their new update!,1
Feeling really good about my performance on the AP Government & Politics exam this morning.  Going to lunch with Krista.,1
what a beautiful morning ; it`s time to get up and enjoy the sun,1
I went over the limit for actions per hour for twitter clients.  i hate that limit.,0
"Last night, bad guys tried to enter in my garden . I was alone and I really got scared. Now, i feel really stupid. NOT FUNNY",0
A message from  Could you let people know I have been booted off,0
 that sucks!  how old are you actually?,0
Just finished studying for Abnormal Psychology. Eek. I still have two more days. I`ll do more than fine,0
"  I`ve had that before...sometimes, they turn into other things; felt is very forgiving. Remould? Cut up and re-form?",1
_**** not as yet... i would just like to know if its okay for your mum before ask my mumm  hopefuly there gonna tell us soon!!!,1
thinks his haircut isnt as bad as it looked yesterday.....  - still bad tho!,0
"I hate: midgets! Smfh! Had a dream I was fightin 1 LN in Boston Market, turbull! He kept head bunting me",0
 your right. im so jealous i wish i had gangsterrrr pants like your grandma,0
is sadly sitting at home when she could be going to a partyyyyy,0
i find John Mayer`s tweets mighty entertaining for a hearty laugh...so thanks John,1
"Im so done with this cold. I really wanna go out tonight, but i really dont feel like it.",0
"Soo tired, couldn`t get enough sleep",0
So tired & ready for bed!! Really in the mood for salt & pepper chicken wings & noodles but have no money on me for a Chinese!,0
 Cant wait && Cant wait to see the 3d concert experience (i live in the uk) the was the trailer at the cinema yesterday.,1
" if you want conversation, use email/mailing lists. I`m not convinced `140 chars and less` replies are conversation",0
i am! lol its just i got used 2 talkin 2 ya..!,1
Flypside - When it was good..i must creat my presentation in english  by guys ?,1
is hanging out with the roomies. I adore the 4 gentlemen I live with. Great people and a good talk when discussing boy issues!!,1
 I feel for you  I hope it`s a smooth flight. Be safe! Mucho amor from Boston!,1
"Just figured out why only strong guys are supposed to put heavy things on top shelves, ouch!",0
"My industrial is repierced, and I made a cute little friend",1
Now I am depressed after watching so you think you can dance,0
ok... twitter I almost pass out because of you!! ****    :`(,0
"just came back home from NE gig, another fun night skankin...what a workout!",1
here again in school bored wanting  2 go home,0
 Thankfully that face only shows up for photoshoots,1
Happy mothers day to all of you amazing moms!! Hope you have a wonderful day with your loved ones. You deserve it!!  You do a great job!,1
 OMG SO srry to hear that,0
"awww, watching 18 y.o. britney on snl. she`s so young and cute and really funny! i miss this britney",1
 I can`t work out if you`re into diesel or rice burners.,0
 Ohh poor girl  I`ll email her... I am relying on you being here in October Mr!!,0
" hahaha chivalry`s not dead, just rare",1
"; Re: Home - that`s exactly what I meant... home in D-town. ;) Also, re: computer... uh... I brokt it...",0
 I can`t go to the grocery store on an empty stomach. That`s trouble! I wanna see ur show but not sure ill get to  let u kno,0
"Omg I just woke up after only sleeping for 3hrs, and my arm is just aching... It hurts so bad",0
Phase 2 was a success. Self discovery is vital. Phase 3 is only mins away. Cool & Classy baby! Shout out 2 'D' yeah mane!,1
#justcause Summer Hours say our day ends at 1pm...doesn`t mean I really get to leave at 1.,0
 my three most hated words are 'see you monday',0
" If it`s any consolation, you`re definitely one of the hottest GG`s, IMHO",1
no food since woke up.,0
" If I am... so are U, my friend.  HA!  But the thing is... WE make old look GOOD!",1
"  ....what did she EVER do to piss them off?    I thought you just meant casting-related ****, not more of that ****.",0
" http://twitpic.com/4wfs8 - You are so weird. You need to lay off the smokes, because you`re talking to yourself.",0
  ugh headache   i just wanna go home,0
 Don`t count on it,0
Nothing 2 do 2nte  Boooooooo! I`m totally bored!,0
Have to sell my car. It`s costing me too much. Can now afford one rollerskate. Bye bye petey,0
"is planning her week, its going to good, going to get a lot of stuff done",1
"_leigh Thank you,!  Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?",1
Ahhh i`m sqeaky clean and fresh. Even though i`m wearing dirty clothes  I love Two and a Half Men - it`s amazing!,1
" Yeah, it`s good! If you`re not going to use it, give it to me! I want to watch Star Trek",1
 good luck with the pump!,1
 u really dont right now! i am as sick as a newt in a freezer! its aweful  x,0
"_bui yeah right. I just accepted my grants, and it covered at least 10,000+ of my school fees. tritonlink is down so i cant verify",0
"Such a good little Saturday. Didn`t include Bed Bath and Beyond, but Borders was on the list. Can`t wait for tomorrow. Good day planned",1
"just put the brats to bed, now im chillin with noodle",1
 but yeah i like purple maybe thats why!! ;)  :p :d,1
 DEMI YOU WERE SO PRETTY WITH YOU`RE BANGS AND EVERYTHING .YOU LOOK TOO GROWN UP IN THIS PICTURE  i liked your bangs.,1
omgeee that hurt like helll. finally got it back in. can`t close it put the ball back in,0
English exam! Bleh i hate vocab,0
 http://twitpic.com/4vuuy - That`s so cool.,1
"Hey , I bet you and your tweeps have lots of mother wisdom to share.",1
"I forwarded an email about a cool science event in Canberra, and a friend thought it was in Sydney and trekked out to the wrong place",0
Mama? you`re the best thing that ever happen to me. thanks for everything  & and sorry for hurting you... I LOVE YOU!  <3,1
 Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one!  what exams do you have tomorrow?,1
"Yesterday was AWESOME ! Sunny day, best friends, good food & tons of fun - what more could you ask for ?",1
 the script are amaaazing! Rusty halo and i`m yours are my favourites,1
"is missing her best friend  commme back kayla, going out in a little while",0
Goooosh! Someone payed my LastFM subscription  ^^,1
Good morning! It`s going to be a kick-butt day!,1
I hate when my bf beats da dogs. But I guess that the only way to teach these pitts.,0
NO FREE WIFI!?!? My vacay is ruined!!!!,0
 Sorry  I wasn`t doing the inviting...all single women I think.,0
New day in new home   happy mom day 2 me!,1
 ohhh I remember when you gave your dad a shoutout at the mcr at MSG show last year. that was so sweet,1
"_sko next time just go online and show the club owner an ean golden video, hahaha...  (i am fan, did i mention that?! )",1
RIP Omar Edwards - Killed by friendly fire in NYC   http://bit.ly/jrM6v,0
_tastic Great  cant you twitter from there?,1
"did ice skating last show part this morning. Mozart. awesome, can`t wait to do it Friday and saturday. love U all",1
i`m sad...i`ll miss you grandma angie.. you were always like a 3rd grandma to me..,0
 Yeah. About **** time. My film SLR just sits there quietly being ignored. It`s time to step up!,0
 Aw...poor thing.,0
 no.  I lost the link you sent when I had to pull my battery.,0
Watching the Pianist with my dad great movie.,1
_berra happy bday stevie bee...and if u want followers u have to get a little more tweety  may babies r the best! i`m the 12th,1
 me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed,1
Taking the caltrain to go see the giants. It`s Cold and someone smells like pee,0
 yeah... WE STILL NEEDA HANG OUT! Lol. I`s glad you had a super time at the show,1
 good luck!! How exciting,1
" : yaaay,  you`re back .FINALLY!!! i love reading your tweets ;D. and you ;P",1
 very impressed,1
" anytime love..you looked beautiful! Next time your in nyc, hopefully we can link up! Enjoy your evening",1
" nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes  i`m just chilling. the usual.",1
ugh blisters on both my big toes and on both my legs and my shoulders are raw as ****. my life sucks right now,0
Ugh talk to me someone  I`m really bored.,0
" I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!",1
 awwwww snaaaap Jimmaaayy.  You are the man with hookups.  Too bad I`m so far away!!,0
Aww.. I lost 3 followers.  FOLLOW ME !,0
My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table  Searching for a new phone...,0
" Sadly, it doesn`t  I was so hopeful after American Doll Posse, too ... it`s just so blah and vacant of dynamic.",0
"Sitting in Mrs. Martins class, youtube is being stupid. and i REALLY want a popsicle!!! jealous of Sara",0
" Yeah, I`ll probably `stop` when ALL of my stories are completely finished. That won`t be for a while though. Wide awake.",0
still freakin out about missing the game!!!  #jonasnewsongs,0
 My son is back at school today - feeling much better. He wasn`t too sick...he didn`t stop eating!,1
Listening to my favourite song... ALLAH KE BANDE HASDE,1
ahhhhh **** it..... none of my friends want to see it... and they don`t wanna chill tonight... so its just me myself and i,0
 lol. just don`t ever forget me,1
"i cant believes its already Monday, the weekend went by soooo fast, keeping my fingers crossed that will too",0
" Yes, soak it up for sure. It`s gonna be fast n furious. Only one show this year  More reason to revel in the moment.",1
i think june gloom has arrived,0
"is back at working auditing away, time to make the hard decisions and be happy",1
_navarro I wish this area offered chinese food delivery,1
 Oh! I ate pizza last night too!  I stupidly feel closer to you somehow!,1
 I don`t get as much time here either. It`s going to get worse now that the girls r home for summer.  It stinks.,0
 haha we had balcony seats  not that great. there`s a giant dragon thing that has glowing red eyes and moves its wings!,0
 Thank you  I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are,1
Sitting in on a Friday Night Bored,0
"Gorgeous weather, but no bike",1
 Happy mother`s day to Ms. Pat Carey,1
is tired on her friendster account.,0
"you tell yo mamma an em i axe how she durrin, and that i said happy mothers day.",1
"Thanks for the concern, guys. A few stitches later, all is well. Whew.",1
 haha. Okay.  have fun with that. Haha.,1
ahh..my stomach hurts,0
lonely,0
I`m cooking meatballs for lunch  yaaayyy ...,1
" I`m the same way, but with Backstreet Boys. I remember gasping when they used 1 song on Chuck  I was like O.O OMFG NO WAY",0
Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him,1
" yippee, darling girls. Love you sooooo much  and so thrilled you found each other!",1
start again... so now theres 6 people coming with us when we go to melbourne...for short stack. originally 4. but still only 3 for ss,0
 If only you`d come the sick one...with inflamed vocal cords,0
"sure miss Chick, tho...may he RIP!",0
"Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park",0
 those photos are lovely! Who knew you were as talented a photographer as you are a journalist!,1
"I need to get in a good, hard workout today after work, I feel like I`ve been slacking! No good",0
http://www.youtube.com/Lillysan I found out this morning I got 800+ subscribers! Thx!  Check on Lillysan Awards! **** Li,1
bye LA... I already miss you,0
Archie Proposes Veronica in the Latest Archie`s Comic. The Longest known Love Triangle is coming to an End. Poor Betty.,0
goodbye picnic for a classmate today  but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!,1
"oh, it`s raining... i haaaate it!  It was a great violin lesson<3",0
"I am so bored, i really don`t know what to do!",0
"this laptop is going to die, its not working!",0
"EVIL CREDIT CARD COMPANIES!!  God, and just when I was starting to *build* my credit again - I get this stupid `ding` from them!",0
" thank you, you are my first follower",1
 gawd. People still remember the preggers comment. Hate you!,0
Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left  < ...,1
 Yay! have fun,1
Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache,0
I think im becoming obsessed with MGMT- kids  <3,1
 i`m having a hard time using hulu  have u heard of anyone having problems that uses windows vista?,0
Internet is getting **** slow today..,0
" hey kellie,how are u?I FEEL HORRIBLE!",0
_xD What I TRIED to say was `it seems like the people of Facebook don`t agree`... I guess I fail  -cries-,0
"had a great weekend in Stuttgart at the befah-conference. Wonderful people, nice discussions and lots of fun. Together we`re strong!",1
is sad that today is her last day in san diego,0
Need to fold laundry and finish dishes... clean out the rabbit`s cage too. That`s about it that really needs to be done... doable,1
 I just KNEW you`d get that!,1
"Insomnia at its finest. Go to bed at 11:30, fully awake at 2. Grrr. Anyone want to call mee?",0
 I might give it another go.,1
"y do i even bother getting a new fone..i just **** break them anyway,,,fones dont float,,especially when thrown in the pool",0
Just read McDonald`s is actually running more ads than before the economic slowdown. Great. I`m lovin it.,1
"http://twitpic.com/675tw - Square B - she is sad because she wasn`t there and now she`s, well, square  (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...",0
 oooh im sorry to late i smashed it,0
Losing makeup bags is TRAGIC...luckily I keep 4 in diff places but I gotta replace my Bare Escentuals  *tearrrrrrrr*,0
" great. so you`re saying *I`m* old, being 28 and all??",1
Is going to sleep. Good night everyone!!,1
please please please please let my match be cancelled today. PLEASE,1
 alredy had my chocolate  it is impossible to resist ;),1
" - try thinking of something calm and peaceful, such as relaxing on the beach.",1
"on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!",1
talking to my BABE  he`s amazing,1
  Wow that is a scary statistic,0
"WTF? Advertising gone mad, they want access to my  camera and microphone? What for? Amazon should really know better  http://bit.ly/5FoKQ",0
 Snap. I`m the same with any reality show. Watch the first and I`m hooked   Very sad,0
" Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go",1
 (((HUGS))) back to you - you also have that look!,1
 wow... you`re doing this all through text?  I would get tired after a while,0
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS IN THE WORLD ESPECIALLY THE TWEETER MOMS,1
What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so,1
 I agree. I missed a LOT while I was away and busy and now it`s like a whole new place,0
"** gifts & honesty box messages has been discontinued due to abuse ** - hehe, dal�� facebookov� aplikace na hovno",0
"_Company Hey Kathy, happy Mother`s Day!",1
Is sooooo tired... wants to crawl back into bed,0
" Yeah, `Age of Aquarius` IS a pretty scary song",0
I`m being so whiny right now I`m annoying myself  i need to get some rest tonight after Movie Night kid-sitting,0
And I just love every little thing about you...,1
still in love with marky mark,1
Stood outsiden got the WORST butterflies everrrrr!,0
 Congrats on the tax refund.  Those are always nice.,1
happy momies day  http://bit.ly/Skqli,1
 Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic  Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?,1
Trying to figure out how to personalize my downloaded Wordpress blog!  Not as easy as I was hoping   Any suggestions?,0
 he thinks he`s a gangsterrr  his **** don`t even fit in G Unit. & I know :| ))))),0
  I appreciate you,1
 thank you! I really appreciate that babe,1
 oic.. will need to get upgrade space if I do want to use it then.thanks  Will most prob only use photoshop and dreamweaver,1
" I kept calling and calling, but never got through",0
" Unfortunately, I will be nowhere near the beach. I have fam in that area, too.",0
It`s too hot to be sat in an office!  I wanna be out in the sun shineeeee.,0
 You are extremely clever my dear.,1
i`m so tired  of being sick ALL the time!!!!,0
"Wolverine Was BOSS! Seriously, And Will.I.Am Was In It, What The **** ??",0
" In the end the magic of `And so to dream` wins, along with swaying back and forth within site of a sleeping mommy.",1
heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it`s a good one  http://digg.com/u12MIW,1
Mother`s Day is THIS Sunday.... don`t forget to send her something special  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpmTEVSFQg,1
I hate this bit,0
is live on danny noriega`s stickam. he said hey to me  i luv him!!!,1
"Finally watched the rest of The Guild Season 2. I always feel so sorry (and hopeful at the same time) for your char, ",0
i got over the crush issue but now tomorrow my friend is going to india for the whole summer  im back to being sad.,0
flipping out on my hairloss....gotta go to the doc.,0
"Finished watching Episode 4&5 of Ruby Metaprogramming Screencasts. Lots of cool tips, great! But need to more coding practices to master.",1
Ohh boy my babys tooth came out !,0
 I`m proud of You Solange.,1
 Anything for . So sorry man  I am not a patsy generally...,0
" No prob, skittles we always gonna have yall`s backs. The true sweeties dont play.. LOL But yea we just got heated. We sry",0
" try having your best writing five years behind you  heh, it happens",1
...Nomore adventure time,0
"got tickets to go with dad and his girlfriend to see Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, and the Arc Angels on June 24th @ Toyota Center! WOO!",1
Cant sleeeeep & i miss my long hairrr,0
" http://twitpic.com/64g3b - i think so ! well,u`re lucky",1
"Still no reply from  about my SimFinger problem  So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys",0
I want to hang out and play!  But I can`t.  Fiddle Faddle on my workload!,0
" CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?",0
So I slept 12 hrs! My body is aching,0
I have assignment due by midnight in professional writing class & I really wish I was already done with it Luv writing thought Id like it,1
" u go Mariah,never listen to the haters  I have been a fan for so long and am so grateful for ur music. Can`t wait 4 the album",1
Downloading Chex-Quest!  Been about 12 years sins it`s final release you say? Your Right!,1
 I considered being a nurse when I was younger but I really don`t think I could cope if a baby died,0
"  I was lucky, my mom paid for everything for me. I`ll take you shopping!",1
 i was in chiangmai for a month last year during loy krathong. best festival ever.,1
  i just want to wish your mom a happy mothers day!,1
http://skipall.com/8p.png  The come apart easy enough,1
" Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz",1
is hoping that she left her bb at home and didn`t lose it on the Metro,1
 i hope so  I KNOW WOO! haha 2 times  it was exciting lol,1
Found controls for left hand people like me on twitterrific. Excellent,1
" Why yes, we did see  tonight. Delicious dinner by chef Geoff chez A-Lo/G-Mo.  Hope to see him again pre-departure",1
Trending Topics on Twitter used to useful. Now they`re just like middle schoolers passing around notes cause class is boring.,0
 The Disney Store is not treating me to well with hours  I realy want to go on 6/13. I willdo anythig to go to the show ;-),1
 OH FACK U GAVE ME POLICE THATS SOME SERIOUSE ****,0
Its finally nice out... An hour before we leave,1
 ehhehehe thanks,1
 LMAO...but you`ll still have me! I am thoroughly enjoying our conversation,1
_tennant yes! Watching season 2 all evening.  Wish I could get BBC2,1
 i just downloaded Bonnie and Clyde by Beyonce and Jay-Z...an old fav,1
Whyyy am I still awake when I have to work at 8?! This is not good,0
Wow... I was tricked into the #hoppusday hype today....,1
Fishing on WoW while listening to ska on Pandora. Such a lazy Sunday morning,0
"Had the super massive sandwich mom made last night,Ohh. It was yummy.. Btw, Happy Mother`s Day mom!!",1
 Yucky! We had our last soccer game of the season today...tryouts start Friday,0
IS BORED. Can`t even tease people now,0
 i wish we could have seen you girls today. well besides from across the crowd haah. hope you had fun,1
 Thanks Elaine. I`m clipping reviews for her scrapbook.,1
I cried...,0
favorite shirt ruined:death by bleach  #fb,0
" haha im jewish, i love that one",1
" yess, they came to amsterdam on the 18th of april  best night everr! have you?",1
 I can understand!,1
Sitting at the Audi Joburg fashion week casting. So many lanky people in one place! Almost 100. Lol. Good luck to everyone  ****,1
Finally made it to JP Licks in Coolidge Corner for some Oreo soft serve   http://twitpic.com/4w9pe,1
"_babe woo! im getting mine on monday,cant wait  x",1
 Im pleased hun,1
Wearing glasses gives me a headache.,0
just seen 1 of the fat single Mums from up the road 'seductively' sprawled across some poor blokes bonnet. He probably needs new shockers,0
Now have windows 7 up and running....very very happy  it`s got sum wicked new features http://bit.ly/jyWnz,1
Whuuurrrrr - glands really swollen now. Guess the weekend`s a blow out.,0
 Thanks for making me laugh,1
 yeah I m so happy for them that they should moved on and out there partying I m so happy,1
" i was sent home yest from work, when in again today but feel like hell and burning up with a high temp, got it off hubby",0
" Welcome to Glasgow Felix, sorry I cant be there tonight",0
": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me",1
"nervous about going out tomorrow, cos its the first time since my daughter was born, she`s 2!!! HELP",0
ah good idea. library seems to work  thats why i`m not there obviously.,1
"Uh oh, I am sunburned",0
"`s going to Disney World, lucky ****.",1
So bored.... couldn`t go to a-kon...,0
 I can`t die  I have a lunch date with rocio coming up plus some new shoes UGH!,0
at work booo....,0
A long and stressful day coming up tomorrow. Have to write responses to EOI; doing a colleagues job,0
 its ok. im juz curious,1
"OMG. Missed bus, walking miles, for a coffee  Went to see my ex-classmates",0
thanks to  and i`m now on twitter!,1
Nothing good at the five dollar sale.,0
" hun are you okay? I see alot of your posts your exercising like mad,not eating or sleeping",0
Off to bed!! Still exhausted from Vegas,0
 I`d Love to work with you! http://myspace.com/inikco  Tell ur friends to follow me!,1
I was sleeping soo good but just woke up like 10 mins ago n got sick  not feeling so great. I wanna go back to sleep but I`m wide awake.,0
 thanks well impressed it`s much better than my last one ! must b the clean living + Gluten free lactose free food,1
Hey  sorry about your headahce,0
http://twitpic.com/66xjl - An hour in the sun turned me into a blancmange. Sucks to be pale,0
 hahaha. do it  you`ll have a blast.,1
I just had a horrible dream.,0
"My sunburn is peeling,",0
Happy star wars day! May the fourth be with you,1
 sounds like you all had a great night . i`m glad it was successful,1
loves her mum very much! Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful mothers out there,1
You know that `rule` that says always point the knife away from you? Just  learned my lesson on that one! Straight through my finger!,0
working on short story...totally loving one of my secondary characters,1
 Your youtube account is down.,0
 sorry we didn`t get a chance to chat at #screengrab09. Caught glimpse of you across room but was dragged home prematurely,0
I have to wait until I get home to watch the New Moon trailer clip. Stupid work Internet access restrictions,0
People are just pisssing me offf. Ugh,0
 Some days you must look hard for that good thing.,1
-was just told by Dan to NOT say anything anymore...  -now im super sad =(,0
Finally managed to catch her boyfriend on skype... sooo happy now,1
 awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!,1
boo (but will I listen?),0
 really?  wooooo! I wish i could go to indonesia! Lol. Hopefully next summer.,1
"OMG i meant  <3 you`re the perfect Wolverine,sir  hehe",1
 Good Luck,1
starting phase 1 of operation 'be productive'- pack clothes. can`t find pink tank top!! oh no!!!,0
"It seems my grandmother has found a way to break a pipe in her house, going to go there now and fix it, she is such a blur woman",0
"Ugh.. apparantly doc authorized my refills on tuesday (and ready to be picked up), but the order status online still says waiting review.",0
 PRIDE next weekend in Long Beach!!,1
"Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.",1
 that video was funny  i`m just signing up now and i`ll vote for you!!  x,1
 Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!!  lol,0
"I took my yearbook photo earlier at school, and I don`t think that it will turn out great",0
Good night everyone  im going to lay in bed and watch eraser!,1
Well. That first tweet for today failed.  lol. Back to sleep or bacon and eggs? So hard to choose!!,0
going to a garden centre today. should be funn :/ currently drinking egyptian spice tea and watching hollyoaks,1
 I was thinking that too this morning. Don`t worry it soon passes,1
http://tinyurl.com/d7tb38 Nice Photoshop Effects,1
"thanks 2 become my friend,twitter..  selalu ada ruang untuk sahabat",1
 so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!,1
"My friend ..has cancelled on me for tomorrow, Now i have nothing to do...this makes me sad...  xxxxxx",0
"the scrubs finale was beautiful, just so so perfect. can`t believe they`re gonna do another season",1
_MandM Helaas.. En thanks!,1
The rain outside motivates me to sleep.,1
 lol thanks!,1
Ok... No one was interested in my special.   Now the popcorn is stale! What a waste. I`m going to find a homeless person to give it to ...,0
 Never ever smoking around you again.,0
  i thought you liked the name,0
Morning everyone! Hope you have a great Sunday!!,1
time for me to go to bed. Am very tired. catch up with you all in a couple of days when I land & recover from flying to Denmark,0
"Had an interesting evening amongst homeless people in Venice Beach last night, wishing I had my camera with me........ and model releases",1
 !!!!  glad you`re alright!,1
 it is so unfair that all the good rock shows happen only in B`lore and Pune,1
(L) ice grande half-sweet French vanilla soy milk from Starbucks means summaa`s coming !!!,1
Jumped on a train to visit or rescue my mom. Totally forgot my sweatshirt  And forgot to bring my make up! First time ever forgetting :/,0
so much to do by 1 pm. i don`t think i`m going to get it all done,0
"Dislocating your thumb= more painful than dislocating your toe. I was reminded of this today (thankfully, by my toe). Still feels weird",0
 dr hook  awesome,1
Happy mama`s day to all the mamas.,1
"_M ah. knowing microsoft, they could probby do it, but would want to charge way too much extra for it",0
" Okay, cool. Hope you had better dreams than you had last week.",1
The frank black (and his wifey) show was aaaaaaaaaamazing  sd trip is made!,1
 Lol...  Its NOT the same!!!,1
 My neighbour is fond of loud Nickelback.,1
"ONE MO TIME BECUZ  HASNT SEEN IT YET!!! AND SHES SOO **** COOL, ILL POST IT JUST 4 HER  http://bbltwt.com/0mqko",1
So many freebies for all my JBnoy friends  SPAM THREAD SOON.,0
"Sad that our neighbors just cut down ALL the trees around their house! It looked so pretty before, and they seemed healthy.  Tragic.",0
I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling,1
Just finished watching Star Trek in IMAX. . . Could`ve watched it all night. . . Live long and prosper,1
"Almost fell asleep under the hair dryer  so tired, feel like I`m going to puke",0
" What makes me sad is when I follow someone I converse with and have similar bios, but they don`t follow me back!",0
" Presentation went well  Yes, I also met a buch of cool people. Checked your portfolio, nice work/details in the projects.",1
 Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....,1
 wats wrong boo,0
Nothing like getting to work and finding out you have to cover extra shifts this week... looks like another 40 hr work week.,0
what a lazy sunday... I love lazy days...,1
"  I`m soo sad. It`s just on the edges of the pages, but it`s not gonna come out. *cries*",0
New comic posted. Introducing  'Joe! - The Mini Strip'  http://tinyurl.com/oasxx2 (via ) cute Mother`s day strip!,1
Just got back from working out. I`m feeling pretty good. work at 4:30,1
my dog ran awayyy,0
When God created man i also believed he created a million people to get on ya **** for a laff,0
 That sounds cool! And you`re paying - even better,1
OMG. Period cramps are FTL. So much pain.,0
 im sorry,0
 i miss you  !!!! ??,0
 Ohmygosh. I KNOW. That would make my night for SURE. lol.  Goodnight!,1
Lovely morning to cycle to work but met with a 29 degree office,1
 haha that photo is too funny! I hope he wasn`t disturbed by passengers too much during the flight,1
" Hahahah, I will be using that saying from now on!",1
"Wicked, my DVB-S tuner card has arrived. Although not sure I`ll be able to get it all set up ready for the FA Cup final tomorrow",0
Date Like A Man So You Dont Get Played Like A ****,0
 oh dear.. u serious? so how does one prevent bites??  I`m so itchy its distracting while editing.. *sigh*,0
Omg i just seen the sun and the moon in the same place  this disproves my theory that they are the same person,0
"Jonas and Demi, I miss you  / NIIICK, in my soul, ASASGDYGYASDGY ?",0
I`m glad someone slept with me last night. My doggy  I would take a picture but I don`t see my laptop.,1
happy mothers day to all motherssss!  <3333,1
Omg amazing twist! This is a crazy awesome movie,1
apparently it`s starwars day today  I like this . Shame I have revision though.,0
I am sitting at the computer eating grapes  it`s hailing outside! o: I MISS SUMMER.,0
" Sorry to hear that.  If I didn`t already so much planned this weekend, I`d have considered going too.",0
" that sounds pretty sweet, you too must be loving it! yeah man that sounds cool, keen for that",1
"48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. It`s a little bit much for me, but is anyone interested in a copy? DM me if you are",1
" Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now",1
" she can rock a guy`s world at night, then make him pancakes the next morning!",1
 That`s one of the reasons we thought 'Should we have a kid?'  'Nah - let`s get a piano instead.'    You poor buggers,0
"Coffee brewing, on this #musicmonday morning i`m #listening to the fray... Here`s to a good week",1
 Would be nice if he did,1
I`m back from my first 5K running race   And still alive!,1
_Dreaming what?! miley`s gonna quit hannah montana?...i don`t wanna believe it!,0
Dreaming about cuddling your lady and waking up alone isn`t fun,0
 Stress test: http://www.selfhelpmagazine.com/psychtoons/glasbergen/StressManagement/StressTest.gif  Good luck!,1
 I like the last part in your methodology.,1
Didn`t meet Rosie O Donnell but it was still a fun night,1
" i`m not at chaseton`s either  please don`t die, my heart will be really sad",0
finally finished my marketing project only took me 7 hours..now just hanging out and relaxing,1
   We were all set to get a room last Saturday! I can`t apologise enough for missing out Deccy,0
"'suprised' mom with a cake and a present, because it`s mother`s day!  dad had bought flowers. : >",1
 this traffic is ridiculous im may not make it,0
" nigel really enjoyed it, but he`s got a big scratch on his side that inexplicably appeared afterwards...",1
So tired and I have work at 5pm  #fb,0
WHY DO I EVEN TRY... WHEN DEEP DOWN INSIDE I KNO THERE PAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE,0
 Sensation Ocean of White Portugal: absolutely amazing  Adoreiii!,1
I would Join you shopping but i have work all weekend  six degrees of seperation is confsuing,0
Happy Star Wars day everyone,1
_achillies  Thanks! And yay for being in my guild!,1
"I don`t have MTV,. What am I going to DO?!! fmlllll",0
researching ecologically friendly carrier bags... its not cheap to be eco friendly,1
Wonders if I`m d only 1 dat n church sumtime nt knowng certain sungs. Seems like erbdy knows it but u? Quickly feel bad cnt sing along .,0
" Yeah, a few peeps. It should be a good day to catchup with everyone",1
 Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!,1
"it`s you and me forever ?, it`s you and me right now   flywithmeobsessive. Im crying",0
is sad coz hyd theka`s dont have beer,0
watching merlin omg he is cute,1
"I can`t sleep, this is so darn frustrating.",0
 I know how you feel Darian is in LA with Bam and I am missing him terribly. And I won`t see him until Sunday.,0
In Arch. Drawing. Checking out MVCC`s CAD degree. Looks good to me,1
"  we are at FOrt Belvoir, on base.  Hubs is stationed at the pentagon.  I cant wait for pug pups!!  I just looooove mine!",1
"Getting closer to logging in. My left hand is so swollen, I can`t wear my wedding ring. I keep forgetting and worrying that I lost it.",0
CHILLAXIN AT WORK...MAN I SCREWED UP,0
"_ri_ja good morning, It`s nice to see you!",1
He he ...Happy #star wars day! May the 4th be with you  Brilliant!!,1
It feels like its nine and not one. Guess what? I love making money,1
i want to see my bud mel  miss hur loads,0
 im home alone in the house and imma scared  x,0
is off to Body Power Expo! Thanks to Mike at Performance Network for the free tix!,1
Daniel has won DSDS. His voice is great.,1
Apple is expected to launch a new iPhone this summer.  Hi my name is Judy and I am addicted to Apple products.,1
_tv I hope Shatner didn�t address that message to philosophers. We�re doomed if they stopped thinking,0
headed to the beach with puppy maverick hugs and much aloha,1
is still waiting.,0
_ray Bright Eyes=Contentment,1
 Congratulations! Check that one off your to do list!,1
decided that wolf in a future Star Trek Logo game would be much cooler than Chewy in Star Wars,1
"I hate being reminded how weak my eyes are  I overdid reading today, they`re sore as ****. Going to rest. -sigh-",0
Just broke her dresser shes had since she was three,0
"I miss my doggy,my hammy,my turtle && my fishes",0
 i have to tell you that i accidentally screwed up the layout of the lautner_daily community,0
" you are right, enjoy the lasagne,",1
i`m lonely.  i need some hug.,0
editting **** on here in school is a drag. i give up lol ill do it at home. i wanna go home T-T my vida is so boring right now,0
 lady gaga tweeted about not being impressed by her video leaking just so you know,0
I am in so much pain I really don`t feel too good. Couldn`t eat my dinner,0
playing at my old school playground still the same except them lame **** got rid of the tire swing,0
Can feel a headache growing.,0
 Just saw you on TV for the Best Job in the World. Good luck.,1
Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.,0
" I think i have same disorder, stay up al night 4 no reason n sleep al day !!  SUUUKS",0
"no school today, teacher cancelled the lesson  chillin`",1
 Maybe it had a hot date with a nice little Cesna.,1
 Happy Mother`s Day to you,1
 we`ll miss you! I`m sad I didn`t get to meet you,0
 i miss you!!  stupid work!,0
http://twitpic.com/4wppe - we are one hott couple  eventho this was a few yrs ago but we still r,1
" Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!",1
Just got home from the hospital.... i have another clot in my leg,0
" Milk, Gran Torino, Bolt, Bride Wars, New In Town (yeah I got through a few...) **** I love longhaul",1
Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet,0
I just wanna be better already,1
 translation = complicated sh-t that someone is going to have to teach me,0
_ritz thnx sweetie  how r u this evening? xo,1
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red,1
 Okay will work on that too but please remind me again,1
god i cant even catch public transport. swine flu is **** house,0
I skip school way too often  I`m rather proud actually.,1
made a new youtube background in photoshop!  http://bit.ly/AWwzn thanks to ,1
Almost got sharpied in the face while falling asleep  being sick sucks!!!,0
 awesome! I am at 1505 west lake street: right across from the dunn brothers on lake,1
http://tr.im/kXCL `Immigrant hid passport in pants` What a genius.,1
" you seem desperate,that says probly enough",0
lost some $ at work....nt happy right now    --SLOANSTER--,0
my day is starting at 2:38pm. woops  work in less than 3 hours...,0
No kickboxing classes today  pretty bummed. Still going to work out hard. http://myloc.me/1ZT0,0
"-- I won`t feel guilty and like I should be revising stuff after today, haha",1
Having first beer in over 8 days what has happened to me and Im only having it cause Miss 8 wanted to get me one for mothers day.,0
What a glorious week. My best holiday ever I think. I so don`t want to go home in the morning,1
Isnt looking forward to going back to work. 3 days off isnt long enough,0
 Oh no  I hope you reach him!,1
thinking of you   why we can�t control our thoughts?,0
"it`s a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all good bye - love it, so cheerful!!  ? http://blip.fm/~5jckp",1
Loving my new HR monitor,1
_x3 you are too sweet girl!! My food was soooo good,1
this goes out to the one n only smirker   cheers dave!  aka jak  aka the best chest ever! ? http://blip.fm/~5jjcc,1
the voter paint just peeled off my skin. or maybe my skin just peeled off with the voter paint,0
Yay! Just bought American Dad Volume 4  also seen Australia is out on DVD. Could be a lot cheaper than going...,1
Just saw up with my favorites and surprisingly it was way too sad,0
 ohhh baby!!! PDGG! ahh! im missing it! ahhh  hehaheahaaaa,0
" hahah, you own lab.hr  I own lab.ba, seems that we think in similar ways",1
"traveling alone makes i meet new people,new circle ..strangers become friends",1
 I love it as well!,1
I can`t upload a picture. Everything`s too big,0
" Yay! Congratulations, oh newly minted graduate. You`ll have to let me buy you lunch and iced chocolates (PLURAL) to celebrate!",1
Dans public transport again and have decided it`s just everything north of London that`s utter **** these southern trains are alright,0
I guess you`re not talking about Orlando Magic ! There was nothing magical about it,0
hm i`m happy but i want to join drama practice today !,1
" just nothing perfect in life, darn it!",0
 Have a fantastic time in paradise and drink a few Margeritas for me,1
http://tinyurl.com/oqsqz6 Grace`s FunZen magic mood tool for keeping her cool in the pool of real life which is now yours too,1
 Amen to that! My vitamins made me so ill  I felt better before i started taking them!,1
_always3 okay well thank you you are so beautiful too,1
" Indeed plenty of jokes to be had  Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...",1
Relaxing.,1
"OMG, Tony Hawk`s motion on the nintendo DS sucks ****!",0
 ur funny  gnight,1
so bryan was at the sweet 15 and i didnt think we were gonna talk but towards the end of the night we talked,1
What a nice young guy at dunkin donuts let me go first,1
" Oh LOL! Yes, on Facebook! That`s a nice safe environment. Like a church basement!",1
Star wars day! May the 4th be with you.,1
Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww,1
  Thanks for the greeting,1
Midnight ice-cream weather! So **** bored,0
watching americas next top model yah haha,1
Silly boyfriend forgets his phone charger on his 4 day long trip to Kilkenny and now I can`t talk to him and see how his gig went! Poo!,0
"so im drawing pictures to show how much i miss him. can anyone blame me, hes 4 hours away frm me",0
My tummy hurts...again,0
"Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan",0
" ROFL  Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",1
" but i realllllllly want to. llike im really starting to hate PA. btw, i just messaged the great one known as dylan",0
" Yeah, it`s good.  Just startled me.",1
"_M Melted maybe 2 square inches of skin. Ran it under cold water for a min or two and then iced until the ice melted. Now, hurts",0
"boredddddddd, work tomorrow..  and sunday. i hate clarks",0
Spend a great time with family and friends. Thanks you guys,1
_WSt the wheater here in Austria should be bad for the whole weekend. Sorry!,0
_aka_Rowan he could be talking to me  (he`s probably not though ;) ),0
Happy Star Wars Day  May the fourth be with you!,1
" I refuse to get excited as I don`t want to be let down  if it happens, as long as it`s not between June 11 - 28 or I`d die",0
 I know!! our cats could be family  mikesh is so cute!!,1
is thinking WOW I survived Freshman year...Mission Accomplished...Now Sophomore year,1
is the luckiest girl in the world <3,1
" Oh right,sorry,now i get ya,But still 3000 email`s,wow,cool",0
 ... sounds like Jeff has the best job in the world!,1
We are having a day `at home` today - which is proving to be rather lovely,1
my trousers are damp.,0
Going to work.  Could use some happy pills,1
 I absolutely LOVE you.  Thanks,1
its gonna be a beautiful day!,1
feels really sick.,0
i wish i was at the beach already,1
Geography papers are so boring!  I hate revision!,0
mad traffic,0
is soo in love with beyonce`s song 'smash into you',1
" Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck",1
 NICK WTF I WAS GONNA GO BUT I HAVE NO RIDE. Boo,0
 Since you travel quite often and use online travel sites we would love some feedback on iXiGO.com from you,1
" Hmmm...chinese delivery it is. Altho, how will I order? I CAN`T TALK!",0
i have no swine flu! because of the temperature screening here i feel like a criminal with my cold.,0
 SON! WTF?? She just bit holes in the **** bread!!! Who does that?? Why has God forsaken me?? why?,0
 aww  I have to go to class on that day... So imma do some weird half day thing just cause I wanna see what it`s about,0
" Oh, final msg - Why didn`t you review my boardgame Bookchase� when you were on telly? We didn`t even get a nice letter..",0
is sooo tired and too busy to tweet  im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend,1
I FEEL LIKE ****......,0
to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz!  God bless you.,1
be back later!  HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS IN THE WORLD! � GOD LOVES US ALL!,1
Yay we`re gonna leave earlier!  Can`t wait to get back to Hawthorne!,1
 OMG are u still naked 1313 XDD omg i miss you so muuch,0
 Perhaps they see it as the twitter version of pulling someone`s pigtails? Let me know if that works out for you.,0
"Immediately regretting my decision to come into the office today, miss my bed",0
i just watched Marley & Me...i cried so hard!,0
"@_everaldo on my MacBook I run Linux with Parallels and on my iMac I use VMware Fusion and both are great, especially in 'Unity'-mode.",1
  I saw you started following me -  Welcome - what do you do in AKL and for whom?,1
"just watched terminator 2 and i cried, Its the one movie that makes me cry for some reason when arnie dies!  im lame!",0
'Brides a la mode' pow wow first thing this morning   This past weekend`s lovely wedding fresh in my mind... pics soon!,1
 no decleration yet but crazy **** Koreans aren`t playing nice anymore  what do u thinks next? I`m thinking war,0
"slightly burnt challah  The proof is in the eatin`, though...",0
walk was grand peeps lol feet are really hurting now thought  ****,0
" dude, that`s eff`ed up. LOL @ chris browning you. We live so far apart and Im afraid to fly",0
 het there r u finished cleaning your pond? u shouldn`t stay too long u will get all wrinkled up!! kidding,0
" Buenos Dias! How very sweet, thank you",1
tamlyn wishes she was as cool as my sock draw,1
Going home. Hope one of you out there saw the play.,1
Where`s  poss   i miss him,0
 hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz.  i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL,1
 hell yea its hot here  i miss cali,0
@_hayles yer there must be-not sure tho-caught it off my brother but got it worse,0
" ohhh. i didn`t log on there, pity me. was it great?",0
i think i just good stood up...,1
Found out that a schoolmate died of an heart attack this morning. He was barely 35  will miss u bally!,0
_ken that sucks  If only I was there to hang out.,0
 comes to you. when is your atl show jljf i swear you will have fun they`re so much fun,1
I Wish i was still in Cornwall - i miss my auntie`s dogs,0
Happy Mothers Day. Take ur mothers into a special place.,1
" Ooh, I love sweet potato fries! We should definitely go.",1
 ohh and Coffee Break is my fave too! they rock!! LOL,1
" lol, Thanks for the morning Chuckle   Not sure if you follow me? Please check..",1
Had a good day selling at Feria Urbana. The ladies love them some laser-cut felt.,1
Congratulations Mr. Jay-el and Mrs. Maricar Chu! Wish you all the best in the world!,1
 Yes sir...I just acquired a Master of Arts in Christian Ministry-a loooooong journey completed today...so thankful!,1
 Happy birthday!,1
" I love mine, too . happy mother�s day to your mom , John Taylor  . much love to you, too .",1
Going to workout + swin... fun,1
"Hurray! 'Summer-time' starts today, meaning I only have to work until 4 pm, instead of 4.30. Until August! Yay!",1
Hates having broken wrist and has PE next ugh,0
 hopefully it don`t go that far  sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots,1
    hope all is ok.,1
" aah. well, have a few friends over there. Just wondering if all`s great and weather`s been good...",1
 http://bit.ly/izhdy  here looove.,1
"says i got 2 cards today, from eva n clara. thanks, guys.  http://plurk.com/p/roo6c",1
#BGT That poor kid,0
 oh my... now im offended.  ha,0
 re: Edwards I hope so!,1
" Kev, **** off! I`m stuck in Westgate working",0
apparently you are not getting on anymore... sad,0
found out my 'friend' isnt actually. but hey **** happens.,0
 my heart just broke a little ... and by a little i mean a lot,0
 I�m good. Wanna get out of the office....,1
Oh man....my fiance just got off work and I start mine in 1 hour....so not fair.....,0
O`Charleys? Pretty good. Especially when its free. Hot waitress? I think so. Back to work? Unfortunately.,1
Yes... today is Star Wars Day!    May the 4th be with you!,1
Nice and clean now,1
"Working... And attempting to keep squirrels away.............. Squirels 1, jesska 0   I should stick to spiders",0
Ewww just printed my new I.d badge thingie 4 work n eww my picture. I took so many n they were all ugly,0
I feel like crying! One of my diamond earrings fell out my ear bc it was loose and I can`t find it. I`ve had them forever,0
 Aww thanks jon that`s very thoughtful...u know how to make the ladies feel special,1
  ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya,1
Hellooooooo... Whats the scene people !!!,0
" hmmm, I thought u were sleeping!! Too bad I can`t see those videos until tomorrow night.",0
"would like june the nineteenth to hurry it self up, as she is waiting very impatiently to see wes carr",0
I have to goto work now ahhh kill me  my life isn`t going the way I want it too atm. Ta ta kids x,0
 i have tried the Teriyaki - no cookie tho!  we got (non winning) Pop-tarts with it.  All was great!,1
Sick. With a flu like thing.,0
 HAHA I LOVE THE WAY U PUT IT 'He lifts our feet off the ground spins us around and makes us crazier',1
First Happy Mothers Day  Second what is it that makes us think the way we do? Why do we feel the way we feel? I dont know but i wish i did,1
"has had a fab day on placement, But working all weekend.",1
 Go girl!! Start your day out right...gotta love that!,1
 have a safe flight...,1
@__Jasper_Hale__ *Laughs* that`s because I like winning,1
 that breaks my heart,0
Football session after this.fun,1
 I can`t. I`m on my iPod and it doesn`t have IM,0
 apparently so!  I`m falling apart in front of my eyes,0
"Also, why are paracetamol so hard to swallow? Even when the long ones are snapped in half. Ow.",0
Goodnight all,1
Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/spinning to join -- not a spinner myself but do KNOW and RESPECT spinners   ...need coffee,1
 I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress,1
Great find   http://amanita-design.net/samorost-1/,0
BREAKING NEWS: GM shares are currently trading below $1.00 at only $.88 per share!!,0
"I`m kicking it (though feeling a little sick): alternating talking to friends, gaming, watching the playoffs, and writing an application.",0
 Thanks for finding me!  Have a wonderful evening!,1
  Thx 4 sharing!,1
just made a South-Korean email pal. Happy!,1
 are you are a RIOT!!,0
 so the beneath show got cancelled BUMMER! i guess i wont see you til cornerstone  who are you goign with?,0
Happy mother`s day and to the god mother`s and step mother`s too....,1
such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night,1
This is getting on my nerves. I cant change my pic,0
want to see him so badly,0
daddy is in the hospital  i dont like it!,0
" I know sleep is so over rated! who needs it, right!",0
Sushi w/  well cooked veggie for preggo me  now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!,1
 Amazing.  Thereby proving we cannot believe anything we see,1
 u suck! had i went to jail i couldnt tweet anymore,0
Just watched another episode of JONAS. Is it better than Hannah Montana? Very much true!,1
seriously getting hurt.... 4 days before nationals.. what a joke,0
": Aww, that sux!  _x3: Eeek for Airline charges!!! (****)",0
#musicmonday Nicest Thing from Kate Nash,1
the dates of the hockey games were confused they`re next week,0
" so sorry to hear that.  I lost two hard drives this year, I know the feeling",0
" i gotta say, i`m a little jealous",0
dont wanna cry  but the seniors are out there graduating&its breakin my heart;but im home,0
"In other news: i like this band, 'Lydia', and its easy-going melancholy-yet-cheery songs. It`s good listening",1
Can`t sleep!!! People keep textin me!!!,0
add me up: http://profiles.friendster.com/americanidolislove  friendster.,1
Hey where my left ****? She never respond bacc..,0
ugh!!! i hate my life! no one is hiring! *sigh* stupid economy.... stupid bush,0
 Never been to the USA before  It would be great to the cruise/tour next year. Whatever it is its gonna be a blast,1
 hey! Sorry I didn`t see ur message to me,0
"Listening to the commentary track on Holiday Inn. Never thought I`d see Bing Crosby in black face, but the rest of the movie was cute",1
justin timberlake + snl = awesome ... dude should just become a regular,1
I miss my 8703,0
" AM`s good for us GMT-ish people, I think.  Looking forward to it and hope you`re batteries & laptop will be recharged soon.",1
"for some strange reason, `paranoid` sounds like U2. but i love them too, so it`s aaaaall good.",1
getting ready for work. boohoohoo i dont wanna go to work!,0
http://twitpic.com/67f8q - This is making me sad,0
 we r the lost troopers. But I want to know,0
http://twitpic.com/67ofz - ugh grosss,0
 nice! it`s days like today I wish we had a garden,1
 probably not. I hate when that happens!,0
 2ND BREAKFAST !? I want more food =/ LOL. Tweet me what breakfast you`re having  LOOOOOOLDING`,1
 Well thank you! I`ll try and remember to put it somewhere,1
omg i didnt tweet all that much today.... *sadness*,0
Digging a downloaded film with mi familia. We love iTunes,1
  awww for me I just think she`s tooo young or just not ready for it - tis painful to watch her so upset,0
" juice! I miss juice, any fruit",0
Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits,1
i love his nose kisses,1
will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked.  http://plurk.com/p/x12gf,0
Greg back in the top 10. This is why I love Nascar.,1
so bored. nothing to do,0
"browsin thru the videos in my multiply and i saw the video u sang with my bf. i miss you, N. we all miss you. pls come back wherever u r.",0
 omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight  I have payroll distribution duty,1
time to get to work. i`m already starting the day off bad. missed the UP screening  this morning at the el capitan,0
 shut up fool ....where you been at??? i dontlike the fact that you keep abandoning me,0
my throat hurts  gonna go read and go to bed. text mee!,0
happy belated birthday francesc fabregas! wish you all the best fabre,1
 My Dad told me music that has the power to heal the soul. Sure is true of yours,1
"Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!!  Now I am back at work.",1
i have become my mothers slave.,0
Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.,0
http://bit.ly/61Aam   these dogs are going to die if somebody doesn`t save them!,0
Brothers Bloom won`t be opening this weekend in El Paso.  I`ll just buy Brick and enjoy that until I can watch Brothers Bloom.,1
Happy mother`s day nfty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,1
Really wishes he had some spare cash to buy the new Punch Out for Wii,0
"sorry paul scheuring, but prison break series finale sucked... in so many levels",0
Happy 11th  I`m going to sleep now lolz,1
I`m sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These **** tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!,0
really wanted to go to that gig tonight,1
"i hate working, especially when the weather is good",0
" nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry",0
_Heidi_V  Thank you pretty lady.,1
i wish i was in cali wit mari nd lupita seeing vfc  not fair,0
"Holy ****...Sharapova is taking a beating from an unseeded qualifier...ok, o back to doubles!",0
Poor .  The flowers are fornicating with HIS nose now.    ,0
gawd the rain is too strong,0
" - You too, thanks for completing  Calvin Appreciated",1
" Hey, that link didn`t work for me",0
 Thanks for the well wishes and hope ur day is also quite successful,1
Jon made one of the greatest dinners ever: roast pork tenderloin on a bed of wild rice on a bed of mixed greens & yummy sauce. No wine,1
I think I tricked out my ankle during cardio yesterday.  I`m getting old.,0
"Nine o`clock on a Sunday morning - Outside, sat around the table enjoying the early rays of sun, reading Twitter article in Sunday Times",1
 etherreal WAS my main preoccupation. Now it`s EtherREAL`s preoccupation... humm... me ? schizophrenic ?,0
emily is over tonight XD work experience is over. Jen I`m  going to miss seeing you like everyday,0
" Yeah, I know! Thanks so much",1
"Today is a sad day for Tucson: http://tr.im/mQ39 I shall miss the sour cream apple pie, fondue, and separate seating for groups with dogs",0
"ahhhh, very sad",0
GOODNIGHT MAGIC AND PRETTY WORLD,1
_J think so.. although think i am being ignored! not a good day,0
Had a gr8 Sunday relaxing enjoying the beautiful weather. Good nite,1
**** i hate when the strawberries run out in my special K,0
Sick at home and so bored  I want to get better already so I can enjoy being a college grad!,0
Ouch...waited to long to get eyebrows waxed,0
"_raven oh, I`m skeptical too. I just think it`s the best thing he could have said under the circumstances",1
Miss Cauzinhoooo already,0
I really need to sort out a bird table and some feeders - the robins and blue **** are being bullied,0
 I want to chat with you in Im some day.,1
  im really sorry i know wallah how u feel this life is shittttttttt,0
" I missed mine, too. Not fun...",0
" haha, yeah i meant mall! -winks back-",1
yeh. merch shopping to look fab.,1
o **** i just accidentally listened to rick ross,0
 Too bad we`re in Sweden where Up isn`t up on the theaters  here until October,0
 WHO IS SAYING ALL THIS...are you ignoring me *frowns*,0
_lpz yeah text me!!! i wnat to go!!!!! but my car is broken!!,0
dammit i cant watch stadium music,0
"is on allegra, flonase and a steroid inhaler for the rest of the allergy season. throat still hurts from the asthma",0
has a tummy ache,0
"i should be finished.... but i`m not.  color drawing, here i come.",0
ish okay my loveee,1
 no I wish. Just a van that comes round. We missed him,0
" yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw",1
"_baffoon ooh if youre on the computer making your playlist come online pls, im bored now that ive blocked everyone again",0
Thinks she`s getting sick.....,0
" missed you by 10 min, haha. went to sleep at 15 past, but had a major anxiety attack around 630 again. ugh.  boo",0
no school today! that`s greeeeeat!,1
 suck it up,0
"****, got Chili Beans on my shirt  I hate that I can be a messy eater. Such a lady!",0
 I`ll have to add your shop to my favorites! I love your needle wraps. Right now my needles are all in a mess in a basket,1
 you know you want to come keep me company whilst mum`s at her friends for the night  it`s such a nice evening!,1
  Wish you both a very Happy and Fabulous Mother`s Day!,1
" you drank it on the sly, didn`t you and that`s why you`re asking. I know how you are",0
 Thank you  and hope you are having a great day,1
"oh kasa, please lose the hair do",0
Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours,1
Whoops - I got sunburnt,0
i HATE U.S. history,0
I`m gonna cry    I went bad at my History test ! I really hate History  !,0
hoping to hear from you all soon,1
Twittering while my hair dries - just washed it in Macadamia and Orange Shampoo - smells gorgeous,1
 That`s very funny.  Cute kids.,1
Pouring outside.. Cleaning out my locker.. My bookbag is heavy and my back and arms are killing me,0
spending the night with mom and Tommy.. just ordered Pizza Hut.. yum!,1
 Instrumentalists like to give singers a hard time. But the vocalist`s job is the toughest when he/she is sick.,0
"friday here at last, not much fun when your skint though",0
" he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi",1
"Well, my dog still isn`t at the shelter. I hope someone good has him",1
gahh!! i`m so tired right now.,0
"How I wish I get at least 2 days-off in a row. 1 day off is not enough to rest.  3 days on, 1 day off, 4 days on, 1 day off...Ugh!!!",0
 oh I love oreos!! U can`t get many varieties in the uk,1
 you didn`t come to see the hosts at hilton mr. thomas. we spent lots of money for nothing. that`s boring,0
Looking for accessories for my #livescribe smartpen.. not many sources here in germany for it.,0
Sleep is not coming easy. Sleeping pills. Need them. Maybe this is why my mind is soo wild lately. No sleep=craziness. Proven fact!,0
 aww. I hope you feel better soon.,1
"its really incredibly gross outside, so im hoping to get alot done int he house today!  including pics on the blog! morning friends!",1
"Sick, sick, sick. This sucks. i can`t even breathe properly",0
"And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay!  It`s a fun fun feelin`",1
_78 Elaine`s my online mommy too. She gives good advice.,1
"layenn down,uughh dunt feel well",0
Oh ****!  I forgot to eat! Grumble grumble.,0
" Well, all I can do, is pray for you.....",1
**** QW,0
" yeah, but Mr. Mom`s I would say, appreciate their wives much more than the avg dad   I have a new found respect for mothers now",1
"nope, san leandro marina.    how are you?  hope you`re well!",1
I would rather end up heart broken then have regret because i didnt take a chance,0
"My nose is runny, my head is pounding, and teeth hurt like a ****. MAN. @-) I feel awful.  =((",0
The kids were awesome today! They loved the face painting!,1
installed ubuntu 9.04 on my office lap! yaaaaaaaaaaaay!   'install under windows' feature rocks!! #awesome #ubuntu #excited,1
"_Nigeria oh yeah I know  We met when I was taking out the trash, hhaha",0
 A pues bien small world small world. yo amo a la chiquita esa. she is such a great friend.,1
"  Yeah, I should at least try myself.  Have a good night & visit with the Chiro tmrw!",1
_lights aw what`s wrong?,0
i dont like funerals,0
 oh that sucks  Tell your DH to act like a grown up maybe? I`d be stressed too,0
 thats too bad,0
" LMFAO. omgosh when i first heard that song with you,i felt like i was gonna pee myself, OMGOSH THE WALTZER MAN!  lol xoxo",0
I nvr wanted May to come to an end,1
joe: 2.30pm Kevin pics up a new pair of pjs :`) PMSL i could have died!!! lmfaoo :`) I MISS MY BOYS,0
The apple keyboard is really cool. i want one. they used it in doctor who,1
 correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin.  All better now! Hahaha,1
" {{{HUGS}}} Okay, just making sure!",1
yeah but i was trying to send a msg to you  :S also trying to put a pic on but it aint happening   do they have to approve it or summit?,0
"It seems like everyone us watching X-Men now, I feel like I`ve started a revolution  feels nice",1
I hate being sick.  Make me soup?,0
 I miss you...  come over and say bye before I leave!!,0
http://twitpic.com/677bi - IVA!!!! i already miss yoo my sweet  ****,0
Just watched The Goode Family premiere online... And I think this may be the last episode I watch. It`s pretty amazingly mediocre  pass.,1
 I`ve read about those. They`re cool. You should definitely get one,1
mothers day at the spit was awesome!!!!!!!  listening to Paranoid by The Jonas Brothers!!!!!!!!!,1
" Girl, you`re crazy... I LOVE! you.  Hahaha, and I GOT! yo` Lp Chap.",1
I guess I am too freaky for followers.,0
"errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.",1
happy mothers day to all moms out there!!,1
just bought a good chocolate and a magazine... Later I`ll play comanche 4... My good saturday,1
" I know, she`s great!  The Climb is sooo good!",1
doing some DIY- I`m dying mg clothes black again...save some money,1
 i do but is just a haul vid/photo slideshow only. I only do it for fun  http://www.youtube.com/eyezaddiction,1
" Boom, and if you will, boom! Saw the movie last night - really enjoyed it",1
 So sorry to hear your terrible news   Thinking of you all x,0
Its relaxing time..a movie and some treats,1
 yeah i need his fricken cell number ive tried his home for months and hes too busy. i miss braddddddddd,0
Lots of noisy peeps outside,0
I have a headache. Also we are dealing with a lice outbreak. My lovely hair has been affected.,0
I miss you,0
 http://twitpic.com/4w75p - I like it!!,1
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!,1
" my mac`s hard drive crashed then i brought it to powermac, they couldn`t recover the files  no back up (",0
my finger hurts cause its infected!,0
  Joe and I loveee you.,1
Missing Everyone,0
"Just booked my tickets for London on thursday, i`m so exicted",1
WAH. i`m gonna miss bowie people  ESP YOU ALYANNA BONDOC <3 and Cesar. D:< I dunno if I can survive without my SOSA!,0
 me too dawg  thanks so much!,1
My dad and Joe Nugent drank nearly all the Ice Tea  i only have a bit left. quite miffed tbh,0
been in bed for two days with migraines,0
fell down while holdin kales hand today...I hurt my foot & he bruised his forehead  im such a klutz!,0
 LOL...I think it`s safe to say that we are not alone in our thinking!,1
"Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight.  Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride",1
 you are such a great person.,1
And now the crazy is all gone.,0
"holy wow, I think I could`ve slept all day! Soooo tired.",0
 Awww thats not fair to me. Now im a lil sad,0
annoyed the #ppt didn`t save my changes.  When I explicitly saved.,0
" haha LOL  no one is effing cool as you, you got the Wu-Tang and P.E. t-shirts! You are gorgeous + represent at the same time",1
love the sweet g`nights every night,1
Great to be sunbathing in my garden.  And this afternoon I`ll be watching ADO to see if they can win this important match (on tv).,1
" ugh something is wrong, suddenly I feel extremely flushed and shaky and I broke out in a sweat. Idk what`s wrong.",0
:  She`s going to beamer for the rest of high school. i`m so sad. there will be no more prn journal.,0
had an awesome time with  and ,1
got to see 2 of my favorite guys back on long island  heading back to the city tomorrow or monday to be with the boyfriend! <3,0
 ahaha i know. but now i can`t do anything over the weekend,0
"Just got back in, and I`m absolutely exhausted, have to be up in 5 hours for work",0
" GAAAAAAASP I didn`t know it will be the final one!!  Sad, I`ve been reading those books for years",0
" AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you  but have a great flight!",1
 its so sad how dead it is.,0
 WHAT THAT`S NOT FAIR I CAN`T VOTE IT SAYS THE VOTING IS CLOSED  BUT I DID VOTE EVERYDAY WHEN I COULD VOTE LIKE 20X`S,0
 i am so sorry,0
"Getting some DMs asking where I fell off to the past few days  I was sick, but am all better now. I appreciate the concern! Game On!",1
"Still no pic, very sad",0
 i thought it was just me that was like really hot. My room is too hot to sleep in,0
_pax goddamn   that **** sucks *hugs*,0
I feel slightly sick now  #BGT,0
Off to bed I go to dream of a world where Wal-Mart and Liquor stores all get blown up,0
Just got to the hospital. Jimmys really bad....please please send your good thoughts. I`m really worried.,0
" Without whipped topping, there is no shortcake.   #shortcakefail",0
Whaaaat a strong rain just came over us here in Santa Clara. I wish I could sleep but I got to attend to an important meeting,0
 That sucks! I`m going to be doing summer school.  Need to catch up on several units,0
 **** girl I`m so down but ya gotta let me know so I can get my kit together & I got a flyer  Any next weekend? I'M DOWN!,0
" i think it`s fun, you gotta hide, and defend from your enemy, fun huh?",1
 ... but i could barely speak! He was probably thinking `who is the weirdo?` LOOOOL. Say sorry to him for me please?  x <3,0
" precisely.  The more followers you have, the more important you feel  http://twitter.pbworks.com/Hashtags explains a bit more.",1
" thanks for adding, no befriending, no, uh oh never mind, Thanks!",1
work soonnnnnn  it`s looking rly dead today...,0
 lmao yeaa iight n u shuld put tha c.b flick up w. **** on ur head .. juss a joke,1
_apple miss you too kid i sent msg to you on yt,0
 guns and roses baby! yay!  was hopin you would blip.fm it,1
 time to leave a passive agressive note to the owners.  It`s not the dog`s fault... it`s their **** owners,0
The Eagles make saturday nights so much better.,1
 Not a problem at all sis - respect due,1
 You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???,0
 I can`t get it to load for me.,0
 star wars ............ is **** BOO??? i wanna do your jobe HAND IT OVER  u can act as me at my high school   LOL,0
 thats a bummer i haven`t got one yet :/ been waiting over a year  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,0
listening to `s Without Your Love...hes so tortured in that song...makes me sad,0
"Its sooooooooo not funny when I have to move from computer to computer to render and draw. Come on, Revit! AutoCAD was never this bad.",0
http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!,1
 so see you on my birthday visit me  haha why wack Saturday ?,1
i have sore throat. that`s suck.,0
HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY!!!!!,1
Mourning Venus` Third Round Loss....,0
 Hey lovely.. hope you had a good day  Thanks for an awsome night and teaching me how to put together a tie...hahaha,1
" when u go, LMK. Let`s go together",1
just finished Wander Girl for the nth time-- Hilda Gallares is truly a kindred soul.,1
please ignore cheesey music,0
I`m missing one of my diamond earrings. This makes me sad.,0
happy mother`s day to all your mom`s,1
" That`s great Bastos!  I`m happy for you. You gonna do the mabaho leg, to celebrate? haha",1
"Grinding Skyguard rep. This is less awful than I anticipated. Yet, still awful. Last tabard I need",0
 I get bit by ticks all the time  I eat a ton of garlic in the summer to keep them and mosquitoes away! boo >:O,0
is very very tired  just want to sleep.  Stupid work getting in the way!!!,0
About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts.,0
I wanna Karaoke!  Instead...I get to go to work  Lameness,0
 YEA!! Way to go! Super excited for a great Midwest resource!!! Midwest pride!,1
 lol @ half - I already have a bulky desktop- I`m geared up for super slim and light: SSD performance is unreal,0
" well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode",1
I don`t want to work tomorrow. I don`t feel good. Haven`t felt good in 4 days =/ My body needs rest but my mind won`t slow down!,0
misses my baby.,0
wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.,1
home from ice cream tweet-up (my very first tweet-up!) No pics because my camera battery died last night and i forgot to charge it,0
Relaxing with my daughter watching Friends,1
"Chillin with the rents, and looking at hilarious old photos. Well funny!",1
In a really Good mood for absolutely no reason  tee her,1
i wish i can go to two different schools at the same time.,1
It wasn`t a good day ..,0
i am SOOO mad...yesterday and today...SUCKED!!!so much!,0
 DArLiNE!!* miss you,0
" i love you so much tay (: youre so amazing <3 you should come to denmark, we love you here",1
 because I couldn`t get the money to mikey in time.  trust me. It makes me sad too.,0
"hi everyone, hoping all of you have a good week",1
 muhahaha you`ve joined the tweet cult... lol heya  btw twitterific is a good iphone app i use,1
New Comment On Jowki:  I wish I had the time to blog more often  http://cli.gs/ZzRe1P,1
" yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow   you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",1
 ah yes dropping the bear thing  it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!,1
Standing ovation for Wieters. Nobody was sitting down. Insane. Hit into double play though,1
 I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it  Guess I won`t win though LOL,1
"Thanks for the follow, Doug. I like that hat",1
" Yep, exactly   And I`m really sad about this tour...I know I`m gonna cry at my last M&G....",0
 YES!!! one final party  better make it a good one !! how much mpre stuff you got to go?,1
 i want u to know i don`t like u hun  j/p u know we go back,0
 and i want to let you know im here for vfc no matter what happens and yes i need a hug to bad i live in delaware,0
"Head is pounding.  Well not really pounding, more like tapping I suppose.  Homework time.",0
"**** these nig*s is all on me, but they won`t get this...'Not without a check!' LMFAO",0
   But he`s so adorable.,1
At work... What a miserable day,0
Walmart opening its first store in Amritsar tomorrow (of all places)...the horror..hoping its limited to wholesale,1
" Hey Kevin! Yeah, this one`s gonna be a toughie for sure - not much sleep. Oh well, only 8 hours to go",0
getting impatient with the turnaround time on repairs to my (broken on arrival) new espresso machine  #fb,0
"Aaaagh, aircon not working in my office",0
Its raning!!! -_- really bad,0
 you are very welcome,1
" I assume you mean 2nd item with 3 nested lines, but no invert call tree button to be found   �  �   �",0
 http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING  I love this. So much!,1
I miss my wacom. Especially the mouse. Laptop touch pad is horrible,0
_craig Tried to follow one of your #FF recommendations but 'have been blocked from following by request of the user',0
http://twitpic.com/67x7n - MISS THEM ALREADY,0
Dang I just dropped some of my subway on da floor... Ahh the 5sec rule passed already,0
"Sore throat coming,and recording about to start for new citipointe EP album! ARGGHHH!!!  prayers needed",0
"I am sooooo happy! Finally, Kean Cipriano replied to my chat messages. I hope he`s not fake.",1
 Thanks hon!! Project Bra starts today!,1
time for bed.....got some learning to do tomorrow with an early start  night night good people ****,1
I think I killed my 6-mo old bromeliad. need a new pet plant.. or not.,0
Stupid bipolar weather ruined my day off,0
I`m bummed that I didn`t get TEDx tickets,0
_the_heck Haha LOL @ the english work they doo in college,1
"specially when you`re already burneded. wore mums shoes as well, and now im all blistered. it sucks balls..",0
sleeping... would`ve been home sooner but we accidentally killed bambi on the way home,0
"Should have gone to bed ages ago, **** you tedtalks!  Gotta get up early too",0
Just got home from work.. My feet are killing me,0
 :o exams. YUCK    that will be hectic!,0
has heart burn,0
Almost to grandmas now. No internet there. I will never catch up on twitter.,0
"Just woke up. I dreamed I had 9 new emails! Sadly, it was just a dream",0
_127 poor baby  you need some aloe. Nope sorry no hints,0
" ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.",1
i think taylor laughtner and selena gomez are the cutest couple! i love them both! just read it on M! my fave mag,1
I`m really happy...and drunk  but really happy,1
 im listening to people saying eww at out current frog disection  poor froggy.,0
Just remembered I still have a summer project to do.  IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!,0
 I agree with _Crazy it`s not worth it - block them & let Twitter police know about harrassment.,0
Sweet! When are they going to be publicly available?,1
 twist cld u follow me  ill love u forever,1
 nope im nott! i was planning on doing but my aunties come over from america and we`re havin this big family meal so i cant  ****,0
  good luck  haha i loved your character in the bring it on: in it to win it  movie,1
"Weather is lovely, I`m headed home via supermarket. Planning to spend some quality time knitting tonight.",1
So much for buying that awesome new phone from sony ericsson  - I am now Berry`d like everyone else...,1
its sad that the rats are becoming aggressive against the guinea pigs. I have to seperate them.,0
_ yeah sorry i was busy last night  ill try and go next week!,0
"headache, headache, go away. come again another day....",0
 yeah & when it goes wrong it`s the worst feeling ever,0
 http://twitpic.com/67uc7 - can you lend me one? I have a cold too,0
 Swine Flu victims unite  http://oinkflu.info,0
Not a happy bunny,0
": Your mail server just rejected a simple, plain reply to you as potential spam/virus threat. Not Good",0
Studying for my exams....boring,0
Not good news  Time for an incredibly hard decision.,0
Feeling madly sorry for myself... - �I�M SECK D= Make me feel better  I should be going to a fashion show... http://tumblr.com/xz31werch,0
in park slope brooklyn working the bust photoshoot. this is so exciting! &no more fever! but my tonsils are the size of golfballs,1
says it`s late. Goodnight people!,1
I hate when it`s cloudy. I either want it to be all sunny or raining. It`s cloudy,0
*sigh* joe sings so purdy.  he makes me feel better,1
 i`m not in the best financial situation myself at the moment. i`m beyond broke. my money is spend as soon as i earn it atm,0
Has a bad headache,0
" Hello, you are sooo awesome!! Dont ever stop what your doing haha, You make me fall off my chair laughing  x",1
possessed beyond certainty that she has made the rite decision,1
 i wanted to see that.  enjoy it!,1
 Awsome thanks Jo...Can`t wait for her to be on  ****,1
time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day  niiiiiiiights yall,1
 !! I miss you too.,0
i love twitter,1
" oh dear.  that is terrible. however, moleskine notebooks rule. a lot.",0
 That drives me nuts.,0
 I missed Match Game tonight    I hope I make it tomorrow night.,0
may the fourth be with you  happy star wars day.,1
"little beetle not feeling any love  Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!",1
" Reminders are good! Speaking of which, we haven`t had a Posture Check in awhile.....",1
grrh my phone (brand new might i add) keep just switching itself off and others are saying theirs does the same,0
Dropping my mum at the station   I`ll miss u mum,0
REALLY want to go to Maker Faire tomorrow but I am SO SICK.  #makerfaire,0
 they won`t  guys are retarded!,0
Today`s ABA has been full of emotional tears  #ASD #autism some days are harder than others.  Its hard to not intervene  poor baby,0
 tried to join the chat but the site would not let me sign in,0
My day on the computer is about to end. Dang. I hate not being allowed on the computer.,0