see here's your mistake you added a fuck that i didnt give


just bought my first slow cooker


what would kids think if we mixed punk with rap


when you're shy everytime your friend takes selfies


just trying to do my part


that look when your father sells you for a goat


hello mengele i think one of your experiments has escaped


my goal for 2018 is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which i should have done in 2016 because i promised them in 2014 and planned them in 2013


what's the difference between you and a pizza? a pizza taste better


the feeling of the first dance


she was born at the same time as mlk jr. though you think of them as different eras


step one: turn on the gas


would you look at that this dryer comes with a free dishwasher


that one time when joe biden kept his hands to himself


fuck that puto!


that's a nice turkey sandwich  it's ha'am!


is someone using the oven? cuz i smell gas


when muslims attack be prepared to fight back


you're telling me i can't pick my bedtime but i can pick my gender?


i'm arresting you for public intoxication


damn i need some shades


dark humor is like good food not everyone deserve it ;


when your halloween make up stays on for to long


when your human stops petting you


i wish jew a happy brithday


vince foster going to tesitfy against her suddenly kills himself


meanwhile at the isis strip club


when your little one brings home his first girlfriend


handjobs sold separately


pssst! the jews are the globalists that's what the term international jewry" meant. but don't tell anyone, you can't say "it's the jews"


that chicken was so black the police just arrested it


when you move away from india and find out you can't shit in the streets


"i went to walmart and picked up a new sandwich maker."


a serbian man


wanna go masturbate? fuck yeah! masturbating


where's the interview with the police who murdered unarmed black men on video?


look! a beautiful muslim woman


time to play cowboys and muslims


and that was the last nativity play my son was invited to take part in


when somebody ask's a jew why they are jewish... "i think of myself as above the average person "


racing for pink slips in south africa


good morning sleepyhead


when you buy a nazi on aliexpress


he took me to the gucci store & said april fool bitch


black people started wearing their pants low, white people called it "saggin." spell saggin backwards... those sneaky white people


muslims in 2001 defund homeland security! muslim in congress 2019


thats why we like you


what do you mean happy columbus day?


farm equipment and livestock don't mix


ma! the meatloaf!


crawling in mein skin these jews they will not heil!


chris brown and rihanna at an event


this sunday.. don't forget to set your bomb forward one hour


did someone say starbucks!?!


when your nails are on point


'those that attack one muslim, are attacking all muslims" those that attack one american, are attacking all americans!!


white people is this a shooting range?


uncle daddy says that i have to wash my pussy cos mummy says my brothers cock tastes different


what guys envision lesbian look like what lesbians really look like


"white people be like .. "hunting is a sport"


a gorilla dreaming that she was kim burrell


latinos will do anything to get into trump's america


my dong is only 3 inches that's not very - from the ground


when you run over antifa protestors and you hear one being dragged


damn they really out here thinking they making it to class


if you're sad about being alone on valentine's day, just remember nobody loves you on the other days of the year either


man of the year


when you slap your  dishwasher too hard


stop racism black children and white children are the same


when you find out there's an opening for the role of chewbacca


white kids dreaming about their first day of school


when you try to evade the school bell stampede


oh look my new wife arrived


me, the first time my sweet, beautiful baby boy ever brings a girl home to meet me. why don't you go back to your home on whore island?


finding a bomb in a video game


i long for the days before politcal correctioness when kids were allowed to play livestock management technicians and indigenous people


this is steve, he lives with both parents, who both work. no one in his family has a middle name in their facebook name, like javeon doingbigthings jackson. everyone in his family can swim


wax figure reconstruction of anne frank


i pull up in this and yell "come on we got some redneck sh*t to do" are you getting in?


really ? eating pork is a sin but marriage to a 6 year old is ok


when you haven't stolen for over 2 weeks.


man committing genocide armed with nuclear weapons, gunboats, helicopter gunships, tanks, bombers, bulldozers, drones and as many arms as he can buy with the $4 billion per year america gives him.. plays the victim


when a retarded chick stares at you in lazy eye i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!


who farted ?


this is how lesbians have sex


the latest toy has hit the shops it's a talking muslim doll nobody knows what the fuck its says, because no one has the guts to pull the string


chris rock gets his own netflix special in february 2018


shut the fuck up! feminists are not angry, tomboyish lesbians!


a handful of rich people should not run the country a handful of politicians should


look if you dont vote for me... i'll just import people who will


i got my hair did


who knew that this country is full of white trash


hello, i'm mark zuckerberg and i'm a no good cock sucker


for those of you ignorant to history there has already been a "march for our lives" and they were already disarmed!


first black guy to admit he is the father


i love pudding pudding my dick where it doesn't belong


you gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers


guys i think my dog has autism lmao


i am not racist and my best friends aren't either


fuck goat right in the asshole


i guess the jury liked pudding cause they pudding my ass in jail


if you see me in public looking a hot mess, just know; my bills are paid, my children have food, & i ain't trying to impress you


mein feelings have been hurt


armed with the knowledge that aids only kills the gays, ernie tells bert to take his new found gift and spread it to the masses


when you haven't robbed for a week


when you're still a week away from pay day and your car breaks down on you


what's black on top and white on bottom rape


white people know thyself


look son a traitor


that makes my lady junk tingle


feeling like a bad mom? quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape


how in the hell did we go from this.. to being afraid of offending muslims?!


x did you know that 1 out of 3 trump supporters are just as stupid as the other 2!


take one step at a time you have to crawl before you can learn to walk


is your girlfriend hot like me?


i don't understand your specific kind of stupid but i do admire your total commitment to it


do you like to barbeque cause i'm bout to slap this meat across your grill


muslims goats


i said glass of juice not gas the jews


how you feel after one night of drinking in your 30s


"i inherited a mess!" - donald trump no, you inherited a fortune. we elected a mess!


just figured out trump conned you? not too fucking bright, are you?


if you got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. it will attract the water from the phone and fix your electronic for you


the microscopic view of a hemorrhoid


a typical white man


and then trump said i'm, like, a really smart person


if there's no one to hold your hand put your hands in your pocket and continue


you say islam is violent? i will kill you !


this has nothing to do with this post but one day i hope we can all live in a world of peace


no more excuses european americans are generational squatters


i am a gamer not because i don't have a life but because i hate women and minorities


japanese citizen watches as nuke drops on the 9th of august 1945 (colorized)


volkswagen cars produce more gaz than expected ach!! thats my car


this one time at camp   we got so baked


the difference between moderate muslim and radical muslim moderate muslim follow my allah or i kill you! radical muslim follow my allah or he kill you


islam is the religion of peace piece of you over here, piece of you over there


300 kg bomb vs 1000 kg bomb


hello chocolate paradise princess i'm albert


when you catch your goat with another man ya done fucked up


hitler looking sad af


send me a latina who's not crazy i don't know how to make them


he went to jail for your sins


skipped the last step on the stairs... earned jump wings


you've been hungerstruck!!


transgender female athlete biological female


we've been saved! from what? critical thinking?


antique farm equipment


she called me islamphobe so i gave her some sharia law!


when people are still talking about epstein's pedo ring after 3 mass shootings in a week you're going to need a bigger


transgenderman (fallonfox) brutally beats black woman in ufc match


muslims in 2001 defund homeland security! muslims in congress 2019


when you just can't stop thinking about obama


if they don't like it here they can leave!


you may kiss the bride


the stupid is strong in this one


racing for pink slips in south africa


911 was personally difficult for me i lost 19 friends that day


when you can feel confident in yourself no matter your limitations


i see!


nobody: european jews after 1933: now we're the skeleton crew


how to talk to muslim people: wrong correct


"one man's trash is another man's treasure" is an awesome phrase... ...but it's apparently a horrible way to tell your kids they're adopted "


when each letter is awesome


i would love to be excited about the women's soccer team's victory. but, this guy ruined it for me


meanwhile at the isis strip club


i made it out alive the democrats didn't get me


so, is there gonna be a storm or nah?


america is for americans period! i agree. why don't you go back to europe?


when the black kids start fighting at school


no to transphobes give trans people peace


people of religion reading the book


i'm an ex-muslim because "islam" means "submission" and i won't submit my life to the delusion of a child rapist


american salute british salute polish salute


what in tranation is this contraption


i'm just not happy being with you falcon punch!


if security is this important at our airports... ...shouldn't it be this important at our borders too?


claims to be pro-life dies


when you snap a photo with the friend that never smiles


i got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic


this is not the middle-east where america is hated and muslim terrorist are born this is michigan


farmersonly.com... where white trash meet other white trash


so, 2 gay guys walk into a bar and pick up a tranny


forcing children into religion is child abuse. religion has to be taught. it's not natural


just so we're clear at the same time democrats are refusing to secure our border they introduce legislation to disarm law abiding citizens are you trying to start a civil war? because that's how you start a civil war


when you're part of the real suicide squad


fuck obama fuck backlivesmatter fuck islam and double fuck allah


jewber: uber for jews


flash drive butt plug for when you really want to back that ass up


these are gangsters these are wankers


she said she wanted the "d" so i gave her diabeetus


stop saying we are terrorists muslims are not terrorists


when a thot gets gangbanged in area 51 another area 51 meme


trump supporters be like mexicans stole my teeth


im mixed with what? gorilla and rhino


when an indian man marries he scratches the dot off his wife's forehead to see if he's won a gas station, a motel, or a subway restaurant


what if i change my gender so i become the victim and not the rapist


when the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor it's free real estate


call of duty mosque edition


this offends me ban them do you agree?


just got his euthanasia forms signed, retard can't even read so i told him he got accepted into harvard lmfao


when you can't decide to pre heat the oven or just throw the meal in right away


that look when you find out your husband isn't coming home from the mosque


i like my noodles like this


when you insult a liberal intentionally


fuck off!! you muslim bastards, we didn't win 2 wars just to hand england over to you!!!


there are only two genders: male female


when she asks to move in but you already own a dishwasher


how pothead lesbians get stoned in the middle east islamic art


when you're a hard hitter


i sexually identify as thomas the tank engine


this flag represents white genocide


when your moms plastic and you're a spastic tragedy!!


marital status?? in a relationsheep.


when you look in your neighbor's yard and see an illegal immigrant mowing their lawn


everywhere: eats out africa: "we don't do that here"


claims that her ancestors created a safe space for jews these are her ancestors


it was at this moment jacob knew he fucked up


if theres even one homeless child in america we have no room for illegal aliens


oh boy i cant wait to pray at my favorite mosque on march 15th 2019


if this terrorizes you and this doesn't something is very wrong with you


game of the year 1817


you knew that was the wrong purse... are you serious!


when nazi germany would have won ww2 would there be a burger named mchitler?


the only thing that hinders you is your own motivation


did you hear that ? smells right ? lmao


whenever you feel stupid, remember this


documentary on the kkk premiers wednesday on fox


the flag flies high and proud


the world calls it: love god calls it: abomination


when the porn video features a tranny but then 'she' turns out to be a midget too you had my curiosity but now you have my attention


need a job? the democrat party is hiring no experience or intelligence required


why don't i get sunburnt i use sunscreen


the look you give your mans when he's cute but kinda dumb


mommy look! an indian man! don't look at them ricky. i don't want you to be influenced by...ohgodno rickyyy show bobs and vagene pls


child protective services takes away childrenfrom parents who don't vaccinate but they're perfectly fine with them


what's the deal with black people they're not black and they're not people


when u stop being shy around new people but u start getting annoying why are you like this


in soviet amerika... government limits you!!!


diary of a wimpy kid hard luck anne frank is one wimpy kid


when your finally starting to be accepted for who you are


hurry up and join us for play


america be like never forget get over it


when did you have lunch?


when you finally buy a dishwasher this works a lot better than a sponge


nascar fans getting drunk in the metal parking lot, earplugs, dumb heads vests with patches, going in circles, trailer trash, obsession with gear, raising hell, aviators, fast stuff, hangovers..


the spooks of hazzard


if only dogs could pick up after themselves


that look you get when you finally complete your collection


when each letter is a mental disorder


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


every man needs a decent coffee maker


when you tell him he can't marry a 6 years old while he lives in us. what do you mean?


when you find out the girl you like doesn't like dank memes "got me fucked up" "i bet she wipes back to front" "what a thot" "that foolish hoe" "i hope she die"


slavery reinstated catch yourself a strong one


never had one before. what? a room to yourself? yes


your race card is declined


if you're a man and put your hands on a woman then you aren't a man


great at making martinis terrible at stealing tambourines


los angeles has ice cube new york has nas detroit has eminem your city has ?


sure she's cute, but my car's still dirty.


helen keller and her beloved cat, "mittens"


when you actually get a job in the same field that you majored in child safety now child safety tips from a former pedophile


thankfully youtube blocked those videos to show their support for muslim people


now is the winter of our discontent day made glorious summer by this hump


when you have to race to see who gets to the playground quicker


do you smell that? no me neither, start cooking


aren't you tried of my jokes!


i was told to make a fb pregnancy pic. wife was not amused. "there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"


paraplegic woman in a wheelchair with her coach


i don't pretend to be something i'm not except sober. i've pretended to be sober a few times


this is where i belong


the leader of north korea during a meeting


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud


reshare if you hate white people


the book about terrorism


my favorite sex position is the challenger i go hard for 73 seconds then prematurley blow


the face non-car people make when you tell them you blew a tranny


border agents in texas aprehend over 400 span. in just 5- minutes illegals we know we have an issue with illegal immigration but how can we fix this and not separate families


damnit ! i said glass of juice not gas the jews


you know it's going a be a serious blow job when he puts his hair up in a manbun


shitting on streets stray dogs indians


yo dawg you gotta chill


to all my friends who post controversial, obscene, dirty, offensive, derogatory posts... keep that shit up. i like it


do i need to dig up hitler to show you how to use an oven


once we are done destroying our country we'll move to yours!


anything * y o u * can do, i can do better i can do anything better than you ! !


halloween got you like


who is this grumpy cat you speak of?! sweet mother of hades what the hell is that?!?!?


i think it is safe now challenge accepted


unnecessary life-vest ice cubes float


you need to quit messing with those white devils, brotha!!


i'm not a pessimist i'm an optometrist


...and down here, we'll add a happy little van, down by the river


good things small packages


mfw the local tranny gets lynched


a phobia is an irrational fear a fear that muslims may be terrorists is not islamaophobia but a fear grounded in history, experience, and reality


dark humor is like good food not everyone deserve it


like if you had one of these only the 1840's kids will remember


glad she put the paper up someone might recognise her


you got a problem?


when your lipstick smudges after eating a hamburger


how to remember kid in hot car keep 2nd road beer with them


either we fuckin, or i'm fuckin


we have enough thoughts and prayers please send bobs and vagine


i caught my goat cheating on me


amsterdam red light district isalamabad red light district


but i need you


when you have a small dick and tell a jewish girl to suck it i can't


drive very cautiously on this road of life because folks will turn on you with no signal


problem solution


the first time i got high was in the backseat of my older brother's car. it must have been some good shit too, because i am an only child


if you shouted "lock her up" & aren't now shouting "lock him up".. you might be a hypocrite


happy birthday i nose it will be good


when you found your wife is cheating on you


never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. just look at beethoven. everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf but did he listen?


buchenwald concentration camp bones of anti-nazi german women still are in the brick ovens on the crematorium


when black people make white jokes when white people make black jokes


clint eastwood and a monkey


know why colored people have all those air freshener in their cars? they can't stand the smell of ni**er either!


we're glad you're home


meanwhile at the isis strip club


i'm going to post a bunch of slutty pictures and act promiscuous on the internet why doesn't anyone want to date me? all men are trash


will you hurry up and hunt some food we have to feed this starving child


what kind of punch can take out 20 kids and 6 adults? a sandy hook


muslims in 2001 muslim in congress 2019 defund homeland security!


michelle obama don't find that funny


49 people were killed at christchurch muslim muslim 49 people were killed at christchurch mosques


one of the poor defenseless refugees we hear about she's smuggling 31 pounds of pure heroin


knock knock. who's there? your parent! now open up this damn door


when you remebered where you left your keys


tag the little guy who thinks he can take on anyone


as much as abdul tried he could not get the fucker into first gear


how can this be allowed a free home and benefits? when this man was allowed to die on the street after serving this country


somehow we went from this to having american hating radical muslim anti-semites and socialists not only in congress but on the foreign intelligence committee. how the hell did this happen?!


you can cry about "islamophobia" all you want ! we don't give a rats ass about allah ~arv~ we the people of america stand with israel


when u forget to lock ur basement door and ur pets try to run away


kick islam out of india


bruhh.. white ppl give me a headache


when republicans freed the slaves this is how democrats responded


immigrants illegal aliens


fight for our country to keep the land we made home


if your man dresses like this there no doubt he's gay


start the car!!!!!! i just peed on hillary's leg!


whole world- earth is round buhammad nibba it's flat goatfucker


to all my friends who post controversial obscene, dirty, offensive, derogatory posts..... keep that shit up. i like it


mohammed i'm pregnant...


you know shit got real... once chucky got up


why is it so good? because it's white


this chicken is so rubbery goodyear called and asked for the recipe!


hello honey! no, i promise i'm not playing golf again


how does he drive his car? he hits the gas


when a transgender takes a pregnancy test


"farming simulator 19 classic equipment dlc"


where is the black guy?


two sad images from american history


this isn't even my real ashes


when you see your ex having a seizure in public shake it like a salt shaker bitch


not all of us are terrorists but all terrorists are one of us


oh look. this thread again


see? i fuckin told you! a little foil on top keeps them jewsy


peinigger


the only time you can hang out with 2 dirty hookers and a tranny


there's incest, and then there's sisterfister incest!


anyone who disagrees with homosexuality and gay marraige is probably a closet homosexual. do you disagree with pedophiles and pedophilia?


you sent out so much smoke red indians came to make peace


you see little black children i see hundreds of thousands in welfare and future incarcerations


trump's transgender military ban is the best thing ever share if you agree


caitlyn jenner is having a good hair day


if some dude walks into the ladies bathroom while one of my girls is in there i will quickly identify as a mma fighter


when my girlfriend says, "unlock your phone i need to see something.. i just look at her crazy because i don't even let my wife do that


ah, i think may have found the problem you appear to be a f*male


l only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


she is a fast runner


manual tranny automatic tranny rebuilt tranny


r.i.p trayvon martin


how to pick up jewish chicks


jean claude van ma'am! coming soon to a gamestop near you, "it's ma'am!!!


wanted: ''fled from the kitchen''


i reckon i like them titties mmmm hmmm


art school:*denies application* 6 million jews:


no generation in american history has let the government get by with so much, are we a generation of cowards or are we going to take our country back?


damn they really out here thinking they making it to class


"heeeadddd shoulders wheel and frame wheel and frame"


you mean she wasn't german?


the navy drinkers with a sailing problem


this could be us but you keep escaping


dad said the neighbors couldn't get any blacker proved him wrong


leftist logic: it's bad for russia to interfere in our elections.. ...but it's ok for illegal immigrants to vote


when i post something offensive and someone tries to explain to me why it's offensive


goes on a date gets stood up


wtf is with this guide dog? i keep ending up at kfc


stomp on my flag i'll pound your ass


mlk at the march on washington


every man needs a decent coffee maker


baltimore is not infested with rats they live there


this is what rich white trash looks like and it's time to take out the trash!


my momma always said your a white trash whore


do i have to unbury hitler so he can show you how a fucking oven works ?!?!


the face you make after you nut and the goat keeps sucking


don't ever think you got away with the rat shit you said or the snake shit you did because i have a good memory and alot of patience


when it's spring cleaning time but you rather sleep


crackers gonna crack


2 more sleeps until hunbashing


transwoman yelling at me about the meme i made me wondering what this dude's problem is


this is the result of letting muslims in '' ''


god loves all of his children


i'm a moderate muslim. that means that while other muslims are putting bombs on your buses and raping your children i'll be telling you that islam is peaceful, protesting when you insult my religion and lobbying your government to take away your free speech. a moderate muslim speaks!


this faceapp stuff is incredible!


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud this makes her an illegal alien, ineligible for congress and deportable! ice, where are you?


looking for attention? join us


"state your name for the record" what page is it on?


where's jaws when you need him ?


getting ready to head out and paint the town red


people aftey they put the divider in between your groceries


my wife asked me what the female version of a "man cave" would be i told her it's called "a kitchen"


white people throwing rice at weddings. "why are they wasting the food"


smell that? thats why we have to use condoms


i'm not sexist. being sexist is wrong , and being wrong is for women


are my sins forgiven now, father


hunting the most expensive way to get free food


so then i pied the corner and smoked his ass


ain't no sandwich when she's gone


you should vote for me because i do not suck! we already knew that!


all aboard we are headed home


what i say about the gunman every time there's a mass shooting


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


how much did the holla cost


i'm really sorry you're not feeling well today... but i'm still gonna need a sandwich


being republican is as easy as laundry you just separate the whites from the colors


only in america could these people consider themselves the "master race"


black boyfriend white boyfriend


religion when grown ass adults argue about who has the better invisible friend


this is nahir nahir is born in germany nahir is german this is fluffy fluffy is born in horse stable fluffy is a horse


my mom says i can get 1m likes


sit down kids, i will now tell you how i met your mother


you can't be the victim of a school shooting if you're the school shooter


how do you know when this prick is lying? the sphincter under his nose is moving


person i chase: *shows clear signs he doesn't want to do anything with me* me: i'm gonna pretend i still have a chance


biggest mistake in american history


i did not divide the country the republican decision to obstruct every single thing i proposed to help us dig out of the financial crisis they caused divided the country


i bet god is one of us because he didn't even raise his son


minesweeper just got real... as fuck !!


unfortunately... these guys still exist


partial arts


when a new hire tries to tell you how to do your job who the fuck is you?


child protective services takes away children from parents who don't vaccinate but they're perfectly fine with them


asian drivers test went as expected


rohingya refugee boys study the quran


when abortion is illegal so you hire casey anthony to babysit improvise. adapt. overcome


you smell coffee? me neither. make some!


i'm not saying it was muslims but it was muslims


gay people fear me so why is it called homophobia? a phobia is a fear of something i do not fear gay people


vitiligo is a disease that causes the loss of skin color


whenever white patriarchy wants to turn me into its fucking bitch


fukrest. ...if die... don't let me vote democrat


when buslim nibba see his sister


walking with my homies


caution 49 killed in a mosque ...heightened security travel 4000 killed a year by illegals smuggling and illegal immigration may be encountered in this area ...wide open borders


hello mengele i think one of your experiments has escaped


handjobs sold seperately


i wonder what kind of sandwich she is building. oh


that look you give when you got your fix but not your kids


a gestapo agent inspects a group of yugoslavs executed by nazi henchmen


an expensive gas bill? i did nazi that coming


i love you darling stupid i am here


i'm not saying your mom's a slut but during childbirth she slid you in and out a couple of times


a short histoy of u.s. presidents


what are they fighting over? is it: a) he cut him off b) he stole his girl c) he ran into him d)they're just play fighting for funsies


overly attached muslim girlfriend i killed your other 4 wives so you have more time to beat me


4th of july when white people celebrate killing each other over land that wasnt theirs


it's a weiner pit. just like your mouth


and that was the last time we let uncle larry babysit


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


that friday vibe be like


hello abdul, today i'm alone at home. *abdul this is ultimate


removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye commits crimes against the polish starts ww2


i hate racism. why would you choose to hate an entire group of people just becase of the way they all behave


my husband is always pushing me around.... and talking behind my back


it's okay for you to believe what you believe it's not okay for you to demand other to believe the same way


international women's day? bitch please back to kitchen


lonely devil on halloween


"i yelled catch ! i swear i thought she was ready "


we didn't say nobel prize we said... no bail, suprise!


this old ass honky is a porch monkey 4-life you look at my woman step off johnny law


farming simulator 17


the name's bob... bob


ok nigger


when you've just realised your son has taken the wrong backpack to school


what the heck you mean no shirt no service


this is a snakes mouth it all makes fucking sense now


i think it's funny to haggle overprice with with hookers when you're just going to kill them anyway


how to get a black guy to see his baby


do you agree with rush limbaugh's claim that the democtrat party is america' s largest hate group?


i'm not inturupting anything personal, am i? yeah niles, we just eloped. i'm your new mom. well, i'll be a son of a bitch


charles martel from the year 732 explains how he kept france safe from muslims "i slaughtered every single one of those savages, until they retreated back to the third world, poverty stricken hell hole, from which they came."


15 bucks for sex isn't normal but on meth it is. meth rolling back prices farther than wal-mart


white kid: "i don't know how to shoot" dad: "just pretend it's your classmates"


bombbbssss awayyyyyy


kill all americans & remind them islam is peaceful


fuck israhell and fuck the usa!!! 136 countries are on the side of palestine!!!


i told my friend that i can turn fruits into vegetables and he told me to prove it so i pushed him off a balcony


if you believe that, i've got a virgin goat to sell you!


damn it john, leave stevie alone


he was a world savior only if stupid people would understand


bruder you killed me so the jew could control your media so the jews could control your banks so the jews control you money so the jews could control your government so your children could die for israel so foreigners could destroy your cities so foreigners could run your civil and public services so you become a prisoner in your own homes so your people and race are lost forever


3.8 billion of them on earth. why isn't it clean yet?


best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?... you know shes gonna swallow!!!


1-800 abos-r-dum, thats 1-800-abos-r-dum! do you hate yourself? doubt science & established historical records?


arrest george soros for crimes against europe


best thing about twenty four year olds twenty of them


when you can't remeber if you ate wendy's twice that day


build a house for r250m while ordinary citizens live in poverty? i blame apartheid


the look you have when your dad cuts your hair


sign says "take a quarter"  takes two


thank you ! for everything ! for what ?


i wish i could stand by you!


no one: white people when you nod at them:


parents gets divorced twice as many birthday presents


i was asked am i my brother's keeper? i replied. fuck with him and find out


don't look back in the past contiue to live in the future


here's a painting of a handbook for terrorists


close friends for life


"i'm fine, i'm just tired" = my depression is setting in but i don't want to bother you with it


heeeeaad shoulders wheel and frame wheel and frame


and then i told that goat fucker suck my star spangled dick


when you think it's friday but it's actually tuesday


great at making martinis terrible at stealing tambourines


oh sike


damn chewbacca ewoks are our friends


malcolm x military kill


you can't hate jews if there's no more jews


don't shoot, i'm from the group why dont you post and comment? i'm shy, but i like stuff


dont ask me how i get on that cliff


when you're trying to listen to the teacher in your school and the foreign exchange student keeps on crying


questioning america's support for fascist israel ... is unacceptable


teacher asked what comes after a sentence told her an appeal


yes, ilhan omar is anti-semitic and anti-american but she is on our side


when you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate & sweets, why? because stressed spelled backwards is desserts mind = blown.]


back in my day blowin a tranny was car trouble


active shooter at a walmart in tx targeting only hispanics. armed white people


i'm not a racist my shadow is black


if you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates fishing for people to ask you what's wrong


what was hitler's favorite race? nazi jews


deport the goat fornicators #fukislam


you're so old this was your first school book


i once dumped a cross eyed chick thought she was seeing someone else


i can't wait to name you some dumb shit nobody can pronounce


finally synthetic watermelon


feeling cute might write in my diary later


"never forget" -you said.. i am the proof you have forgotten


why didn't the "if you don't like it, you can leave" people leave when obama was president?


one last call for green cards closing time you dont have to go home but you cant stay here


when the weekends finally here


that look when you wanna cut a bitch but you're a better person than that


i have to stop saying "how stupid can you be?" some people are starting to take it as a challenge


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud


is it just me or does justin bieber look like a 35 year old lesbian?


45 goals of communism 26. present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."


the hardest part to eat in a vegetable


the most racist people are the ones crying"racist" all the time!


what's the difference between a cow and the holocaust? you can't milk a cow for 75 years


if your man dresses like this there no doubt he's cold


time to make money the old fashioned way by killing christians


islam we're the religion of peace. if you don't believe it, we'll kill you


look at my new goat cage


on my way to the maury show for the 8th time


don't get me started about your tranny problems


always be kind to those less fortunate than you


when each letter is a mental disorder


they were right blue really is my color!


how do we destroy the patriarchy? it's simple. we eat it


oh no i can't steal anymore


islam turning every single country it touches into a shithole for over 1400 years


the strength of a father to his daughter


mohammed?! it's aisha can you stop fucking the donkey for a minute? allah wants to talk to you!


largemouth bass largemouthed ass


twins going swimming with a friend


a rare photo of obama's birth


when asked what i did over the weekend i reply, "why, what did you hear


how you look when youre black and you celebrate the 4th of july


kick them out of country


rise of the planet of the apes (1963)


trump supporters because why learn the facts, when you can mindlessly preach hate?


this bacon is so raw it's about to start singing hakuna matata


pork is unclean? ever smell one of these goat fuckers?


dora the explorer has got a little muslim friend.. doda the exploder


it's not a hijab it's a diaper for people with shit for brains


when you successfully shot all the muslims in the mosquee but isis doesn't claim the assault


guess she didn't learn her lesson the first time


a phobia is a fear of something i do not fear fear gay people so why is it called homophobia? gay people fear me


did you say dude blew his tranny???


when you bout to nut in your cousin and you hear the barn door open


ice cube has been targeted by gay activist for using homophobic lyrics in the past


handjobs sold seperately


we want sharia law!! then go the fuck home


if being racist means i don't want my country turned into a pile of rocks & goatshit ruled by a barbric cult then i'm a racist


greetings fellow americans miss me?


liberal logic 101 muslim kills a dozen "infidels" [cricket noise] christian mentions god in public shoving his religion down our throats


waiter, another order of crow for my anti-trump friends


if you support this you're supporting the genocide of black men


proper plating technique


albanians taking a selfie with a porn star


300 kg bomb vs 1000 kg bomb


i pray to our lord and saviour to bless this melon


i got new shoes brother died from ebola


i didn't choose the tranny life the tranny life choose me


he's the man, baby !


i came to fuck bitches and learn rocket science


we're glad you're home the russians pooped in the hallway!


oh no i can't run anymore


car accident on michigan ave


everyone should have exercise in their day to day schedule


in 1990, the irs seized willie nelson's bank accts and real estate holdings for a 16 million dollar tax debt. currently, al sharpton owes in excess of 19 million dollars in taxes and he visits the white house regularly as a guest!!! explain white privelege again?


you with the goat stop that!


excuse me?!? it is ma'am! ma'am! i will take you outside and show you a sir!


don't be embrassed mark lots of guys yell "harder daddy" during a rectal exam


what we do in our bedroom is none of your business which is why we have parades that block traffic and force you to see examples of what we do in our bedroom


why do muslims were towels on their heads so if they run out of toilet paper they have something to wipe their ass


your birthday's good... but it needs more cowbell


me the night before vs me the next morning


ever wonder if asians make fun of caucasians? "look at me, i have peripherar vision. i speak engrish"


if donald trump is the answer how stupid is the question?


never forget


when some body adds another plate to the sink while i'm washing the dishes


cocaine evilheart so much cocaine i fucking told you!


drinking wine is bad drinking camel piss is good


why don't i get sunburnt? because prisons are indoors


how do you circumcise a trump voter? kick his sister in the jaw


when you told her you was going to fuck her till she was stupid & she didn't believe you now she's like..


what can we say


companies when pride month ends:


why is this guy the only one convicted?


official white house  holiday ornaments


isn't it interesting that isis has run out money now that obama is no longer in office..


they are not escaping to find a better life they are invading us to destroy ours


why does toilet paper need a commercial? who is not buying this?


i hate women so much i'm not even joking bro


google glass locate kfc


the face they make when you've left the "plantation" and you no longer think like them


meanwhile at the isis strip club


dude stop smoking its gonna harm you dude stop


my mom makes the best sandwiches


chicks be like the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice


florida schools are forcing students to stand during national anthem if you support this please like and share


a muslim ban would've stopped that


forcing children into religion is child abuse religion has to be taught. it's not natural


it's a weiner pit. just like your mouth


slip'n'slide the most fun you'll ever have getting hurt


fuck banks fuck indians too


life has its ups and i have its downs


not all heroes wear capes


hiltler eating a meal with his family


saddle up motherfuckers it's time to play cowboys


so this is heaven? i hate it


show intolerance for other's religions expect highest level of tolerance for their own


you cannot invade the trailer park there will be a dumpster-defend with a yeet cannon behind every door!


king kong


suddenly mexico wants to talk about immigration i'm so grateful we have a tough president


america first! when it comes to elections


not my president not my residents


i should not be expected to pledge allegiance to any country including america


just as i suspected   you're stupid from this angle as well


stevie wonder be like #selfie!


when your girl is bulimic, but you like gagging sounds, so you call her "fatty" while you beat your meat in the shower


hurry up son, the owner is coming


when you see a black guy in your store but he isn't trying to steal anything impossible


best holiday gift for muslims


hello everyone, this is m and welcome to jackass: umbra edition!


i don't bitch wanna get please! married! i've got to go blow myself up tomorrow! islam - none of it makes sense


my husband told me to make him a sandwich i need a good comeback i would come back with a sandwich


chinese ppl be like  happy thanksgiving!


i just squirted tranny fluid


acceptance of individuality is not a disgusting thing


snuffy and big bird discuss the most efficient way to rape the drugged man. hush, child


the us navy keeping tranny hookers laid since 1715


i'm no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one


when your wife is secretly a dinosaur, and you don't find out before she givs birth to four crossbreed raptors


what do you call a group of inspectors your chain of command fears? the orse-men of the apocalypse


when the wife comes home early and the valve covers in the dishwasher are still on rinse


you come home and found this.. what do you do ???


lick her shitter like an apple fritter


making fans everywhere


guys what the fuck what the actual fuck


white people is this a shooting range


ladies if you like the thugs or bad boys welcome to your future dream home


when my name is in a math problem and all the class stares at me me: that's right bitches. i bought 60 watermelons


defender of all things white, i'm ed supercoon


when you realize what you walked into


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


i called my boy whatchoo goin do bout that spray bottle now


the face you make when white males have commited the most terrorist acts on american soil but you paint every other group as the problem


"if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same." -batman "lol, okay faggot." -punisher


section 3: devide and rule ! in religion-based riots, crime will be trust upon hindus only. even though a hindu gets killed at the hands of the minorities, they will not be taken as guilty


meet jon savage starring in tranny beatdown ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts


islam's trojan horse the the only reason truth obama obama to has told support to america america "i will stand with themuslimes should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." -barack hussein obama


mexicans road trip


i don't always see muslims at the public swimming pool but when i do, i always tap the "no bombing" sign


a great way of serving your country


when you successfully shot all the muslims in the mosquee but isis doesn't claim the assault


i try not to be bias


i'm not racist drug dealer is black


when the americans pull up outside of auschwitz *jew cooking time stops*


that moment when she realizes those guarana's & tequila were'nt free


answer the phone . no signal out here! haha


when japan thinks you're gonna invade their mainland


and that was the last nativity play my son was invited to take part in


what the neighbors see what my father sees


when the chow mein was on point


terrorist attacks innocent people with guns leaders want innocent people to give up their guns and become even more defenseless.


what it looks like when cancer gets aids


this is vitiligo, the same disease that michael jackson suffered from


muslims in 2001 defund homeland security! muslim in congress 2019


when muslim people use km per hour instead of bomb per allah hu akbaar this is why i bomb people


rebuilt tranny


howdy y'all!


keeping your dishwasher clean  will make it last longer


does anyone know if he had a donor card? i need parts for my go-cart


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


"we demand our city be made a sanctuary city for illegals!" "they are trying to send illegals to our sanctuary city!!!"


me after i take that first sip of mcdonald's sprite kwispy


god will forgive you no matter what you've done sweet


"you wouldn't stop me if i was a polar bear."


islam "i will instill terror into the hearts of the un believers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off." quran 8:12


nice watch you got there david thanks, my dad sold it to me before he passed


when its your first day of wedding and you see him fucking a goat am i a joke to you?


no nut november champion


i'm awesome on the piano but i suck on the organ


it might look fucked up, but her handjobs are fucking unbelievable


how chevy owners say hi to each other


if i can sexually harass this many women and molest this many children as vice president, just imagine how many i could do as president! but what am i telling you for? you're the first gay president, married to the first 'first tranny,' and most people don't even know it!


i'm going to give you 30 seconds to delete this before i make the holocaust look like a fucking joke


immigrant problem problem fixed


symbol of stupidity


omw to kill those israhellites


you can tell that it's aspen tree because of the way it is


dishwasher: *not working* me: *hits it too get it too work* everyone else at my wife's funeral:


sorry, trump... i just prefer presidents who weren't captured by putin!


i'm not racist i hate white liberals more than anybody


saved up for a new macbook bought an equivalent pc and a car instead


i love my precious they will always me mine


i think i've found a vaccine for being a faggot it's called pancuronium bromide


when your friend likes to talk during your favorite song


goes as batman for halloween parents get killed


the guy that wrote this sign wants $15.00 an hour


the brits gave up their guns and now their gov't can jail them for not having a television license


you're gay? that's a lifestyle choice.. ...by which i mean i hate you for being gay


it's not a hijab it's a diaper, for peoples with shit for brains


ahmed mohamed reminds us to set our bombs 1 hour ahead this weekend


white people before they tell a joke about black people


kenyan shit


grab her by the.. nevermind


how they see how i see


notice how the kenyan skidmark has been silent about the mueller report?


im white trash and im in trouble


all these flavors and you choose to be salty


you mean i don't have to pick it and i can eat it?!


happy muslim family


i said glass of juice not gas the jews


trump better deal with these muslims before they kill me


when each letter is cool


all she wants to do is play all day


show intolerance for other's religions expect highest level of tolerance for their own


happy pride month let's go beat up lesbians


when you forget that blind people have a heightened sense of smell why is your penis out ?


q: what's the difference between harry potter and jewish people? a: harry potter eventually escape the chamber


god : *creates women* humans : *creates dishwashers* god :


i cant compare my love of bacon to anything because bacon is the standard that i compare all else to


kids catch you in the kitchen... "what's in your mouth?" and i am standing there like, nothing... "


white people know thyself


when the jews genocide you so hard for 50 years that your population triples


isis you mean them goat fuckers that don't like bacon


we're all here cause we ain't all there


steak recipe: 1. destroy someone


north korean operatives infiltrating the "storm area 51" group: how do you do, fellow american pigs


i was going to make a joke about us but they always blow up in your face


when black people say they are native american


will someone call chuck norris and tell him to please come and get his cat?


when you don't have a pool but it is a hot summer day


sends 6 million to heaven knows jews are god's chosen people


the horrors of the holocaust three u.s. soldiers look at bodies stuffed into an oven in a crematorium


i'm down with that


a world leader, a supermodel, a mass murderer, a tranny, satan's daughter, and a peanut farmer walk into a funeral......


little boy gets a new hand man loses a hand


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


when mohamed puts it inside


she probably have asked a wrong question


"the squad... hasn't done squat" in congress


i don't want trump's face on mount rushmore. i want it chisled onto the moon so liberals, mexicans and muslims never get a good night's sleep


prospective without white '' ''


admins be like this my group


oh look. this thread again


for the love of god skip rocks, don't smoke them


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


when you really love someone, age, distance, height weight, well it's just a damn number


i put makeup for my profile photo


if jesus rode ass why do christians hate gay people?


when a black on lmm wants to fight, but you just tell a cop and the cop opens fire without hesitation modern problems require modern solutions


sea monkeys


when you're 2% of the population but 40% of all pedophiles


when the bell goes off on the first day of school and the autistic kid thinks it's the hunger games


victoria police introduces a new weapon to fight apex gang


this toaster is on fire


baby look like he pay his own child support


we're just here to post shit we find funny please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also


u want some fuk hey dear i love u show me ur pussy u are beauty


a short history of u.s. presidents


when you're arguing with someone and trying notto hit them


hmmm, that new wife smell


when you get married to the guy your parents didn't like


master chef with low rating master chef with high rating ''


bruce jenner's puppy


the new democratic flag


feisch smeil


stepped on a landmine didn't weigh enough


them: how would you rate this pupper? me: golden


if you play your cards right you can skip prison


lazy day nothing to steal


so you're telling me... you smoke a plant that makes you hungry for fun?


what if i told you my ancestors came here after 500,000 soldiers died to end slavery and i'm not paying one damn red cent


i never get a straight answer for this ''


i asked for oranges not a melon!


whatcha thinking about? wind speed and direction, humidity, distance, drop rate


why god created women? same reason it created men


its ok to have both of these raised and still live in harmony


the lgtbetc .. community maintain the highest suicide rates. proving that both god and darwin were right


i've been ridden more times than the trump train i can run for president now


i'm not an asshole, i'm a hemorrhoid i irritate assholes


monkeys wipe their asses with their hands and throw their own shit but i'm the unclean one


we said we would never forget why are you voting them into our government?


when you ready for bed but bae won't leave you alone


girl you're so special i'm gonna give you a gold star


where's my water?


now at home depot check out the new kenyan fly strip


the same people that hate trump think this is a woman


do you see him? i don't see him


all complete no missing parts


what do you do? i am a model. i do modelling on instagram what do you do? i am a soldier i kill women and minorities


of all time the most underrated cook


jew haters demonrat sewage an evil cancer that wants to destroy america


see? i fuckin told you! a little foil on top keeps them juicy


what is he hiding? we need to see his tax returns! let me stop you right there hillary you deleted 30,000 emails, used bleach bit on hard drives, then destroyed phones with hammers you have no right to talk about peopie hiding anything


no one: steven hawking:


how to trigger liberals in 3, 2, 1 #whiteprideworldwide


soon i'll be nothing but a horrible memory!!!!


benjamin mileikowski your homeland is poland it is not in palestine! did you know that more than half of israel population is comprised of people who are of "polish and "russian" descent ?


control the narrative still think all them shootings are done by black people. they are playing chess not checkers


eat me!


you are islamaphobic look at their beautiful parties


the only kkk to ever let black men in


when you think god is done sending fuck boys into your life another one


the only family to make millions off of a t.v show


im going trans hunting


how they be lurking on your page waiting to pop-up just to disagree


saddle up boys! it's time to play cowboys


we are coming to america one way or another! we will rape, pillage, riot & reap havoc on your nation while stealing your welfare


mississippi wind chime


life hack: your dishwasher can also wash your car


one of my 5 boyfriends slept with another girl. i'll never trust men again!


no one could have ever predicted 9/11


if theres even one homeless child in america we have no room for illegal aliens


white family at the river


keep yelling, motherfuckers allah be with you shortly


every one is afraid of this man


mfw the local tranny gets lynched


when you find out there's an opening for the role of chewbacca


there's nothing more ridiculous than when the same republicans who gave us 33 sham hearings on benghazi say investigation trump's actual crimes "is a waste of time."


just like everything else in his life he's inherited, trump inherited a strong economy from obama and took credit for it


good to see you john. good luck in the election


all women should be believed until one of those bitches accuses a democrat


a good asian driver


muslim figure: "we must have pork-free menus or we will leave u.s" bacon america great again!


hope you had fun investigating me now it's my turn


hear us loud and clear we will step over every homeless american to give illegal aliens everything


kill them kill them all !!!!!


i will find you and.. and what.. my apologies, i have dialed the wrong number


hurry up son, you have to peddle faster!


don't ever lie to me if you tell me the truth no matter how fucked up it is i'll respect you more


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


in my country i am forced to keep my mouth shut. here i'm free to talk trash about this country in hopes it changes into a country where i'm forced to keep my mouth shut


the same laws that you support to silence people you disagree with can be used to silence you, dumbass


when you dodge your mom's slap your moves are weak mom


they bow to a black woman while blacks praise... well ...you know who


i'm not saying you are a slut but you go out with everyone


after sex selfies


i'm dreaming of a white christmas


this one time at camp we got so baked


if you think we need protection from these people... but not these people, you're a special kind of stupid


ernie educates bert about why the japanese deservee a third nuclear bombing


it's peanutbutter jelly time!!!!


isaak, grandmaster of spectre burning some flatties on a tuesday


this is why black people can't advance: ni**ers are holding us back


i know you are wearing extensions


morgan freeman played god in bruce almighty


either we fuckin, or i'm fuckin


when the mueller report indicates there will be no further indictments


my irony meter just exploded


when you have a small dick and tell a jewish girl to suck it i can't


goatfuckers


gave my wife an orgasm ungrateful bitch spit it out


"how fucked up do you plan to get this weekend?" me:


if britain leaves the eu how much space will be freed up? 1gb


i don't like this post gas it


the older i get the more i look at people like this


perks of being my friend? you'll be the normal one


a head diaper is required when you have shit for brains


thats what happens when you say you wanna catch these hands


all my guns now self identify as dirt bikes so i had to install mufflers


gas stay in if da door "ay, tone. how'd da is made of wood?"


when cops see an unarmed black youth:


an older gentlemen having a wonderful day


these aren't bears! these are just two fat gay fucks! pride


i wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of police officers!


do i need to show you im a citizen


when your troop respects you as the alpha


when she's says she only dates black guys


in your country police are paid to protect poor liberals and rich liberals who want to disarm everybody


ilhan omar linda sarsour rashida tlaib


marokko speed dating


best thing about wearing a hijab? you can hide your bad hair day


ah, i think may have found the problem you appear to be a f*male


the whiteman is the devil!


stepped on a landmine didn't weigh enough


and looking for a "safe place" my page ain't it.. move along snowflake if you're easily offended


all american piece of shit


goat porn star


after i say "whatever" all the shit you say after that is irrelevant


god bless america


my ex looks so peaceful when he sleeps


well look what time it is... time to piss off the liberals with a tweet!!!


islam.. where little girls are mutilated and old perverted men are worshipped


this piece of jewelry costs more than my yearly income


9 months before i was born i went to a party with my dad and left with my mom


egyptian 'ahly ultra' soccer fans climb over a fence at the al ahly home stadium during celebrations


thank you! for everything! for what ?


what if gordon ramsay voiced a gps? "great job, you missed the bloody exit you fu**ing disgrace"


jihadi magazine's miss december


we are not a rich nation but we know better than to tolerate islam so if you have ever wanted to visit africa, keep amgola in mind


vhen you are doing random stuff. and realise you left the oven on


"at first, i didn t want to wear a hijab." "but my husband convinced me otherwise."


i want to fuck a goat but my 9 year old wife says its unatural


gillbet bink says your news sucks


your order comes to $37.50 and your white privilege discount brings the total to $37.50


my dishwasher is acting strange, can anybody help


when cops see an armed robber


the only woman who knows where her husband is... is a widow the rest of u can sit down... and make me another cup of tea


loses 25,000 new jobs for her district thinks she deserves a pay raise


you better not pout you beter not cry you better not scream i'm going in dry


they used to whip slaves back in the day


this is why today in order to "handle a strong black woman" .... you need a leash for that bitch feminist black feminist


party tonight? i'm down


go back to the country you fled somalia camel piss drinking mussy


average white "women" average muslim women


what dogs look like to black people what dogs look like to asians what dogs look like to white people


put'n the "ham" in mohamed


chuck norris? never heard of her


bring your jihad you camel piss drinking goat humpers


christians don't believe they evolved i agree


i'm leading trump by a landslide in a new poll been there done that


i slipped and fell on black ice i thought it was regular ice but when i got up my wallet was gone


the real racists 1863 democrats: without slaves who will pick our crops? 2017 democrats: without illegals, who will pick our crops?


i will smack the shit out of the next person who touches my head one more time


dishwasher for sale missing parts


buckle up sugar tits 'cause i'm about to take you to pound town in the fuck truck


karen get your shit together


when the vegetables are 2 for the price of 1


what do you mean i've got a 30-day ban all i did was call him nigger


influence elections? you mean like encouraging illegal immigrants to vote?


jewish


here's to all you snowflakes out there who are shocked the president did what he promised to do


it's about how you play them its not about the cards you've been dealt


the face that pro-lifers make when you talk about shooting immigrants


found bigfoot married her


ashes to ashes  dust to dust the jews just left us


i have an idea... but it requires concentration


run over by bacon truck on way to suicide mission ''


liquor stores ask for photo id they're trying to keep people of color from drinking!


been around for 50,000 years invented the stick


should we tell them? or just let them figure it out for themselves?


adding coolant when the farm equipment overheats


i just met you, and this is crazy but i love bath salts, and you look tasty


if a phobia is a fear, how can i be "homophobic" or transphobic"? who fears a man in a dress?! why would i fear a man who takes it up the ass by another man? repulsed, yes definitely. fear? no way. the only fear i have is the outcome of what society will look like if these people keep breeding


achmed im pregnant


i dont always post offensive memes but when i do, i do it like a champ


i was raped in jail mom. dad's taking monopoly way too seriously incest is the best, put your daughter to the test


her: stop it! i'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher. him: yeah... me too!


when you're hiding from a shooter in your school and the foreign exchange student keeps on crying american students: first time ?


will you tell the cat bullying is not okay


meanwhile at the isis strip club


lol this isn't the first time we've lied about gas emissions


latinos will do anything to get into trump's america


safe sex isis style


fucksake, this porn hasn't downloaded properly


don't be a horrible driver or this could be you


trans-sports allowing medicore male athletes to finally become champions


just ate . pooped . now time for netflix


stop making fun of our peaceful religion i will pray for you


just because she weighed as much as two people, that doesn't mean that you had a threesome


allah has clearly said in quran ch. no. 45 verse 78 aayega to modi hi


young boy picking cotton


when you call shotgun but the cops put you in the back anyways


friendly reminder: a hooker and con man are in the white house fucking things up


when your uber driver arrives but you're probably safer driving drunk


flowers for martin luther king day


the fishing was so bad even the liars didn't catch any


whats wrong with your skin? why is it like that?


"the squad?" more like "the gang of four!"


all aboard the jew jew train


black friday sale


you're the goat


chelsea clinton... so ugly that when she gives head, it counts as anal


they have sex with goats wipe their asses with their hands and drink camel piss but i'm the unclean one!


when you find a girl that accepts your holocaust fetish


and then i said, mr. president there's no walmart's in north korea only targets


and just like that fox news and trump stopped caring about the caravan


whites and dogs they smell just alike


''dont cry because it's over smile because it happened'' -dr. seuss


never take a man who takes a lot of selfies seriously either he's gay, thirsty, arrogant, or needs attention like a female


donald trump making his supporters laugh at a rally


just a moroccan gentleman playing on on his guembry


bruce jenner's dog


be happy if your baby was born healthy they are a blessing


i love driving


meanwhile in mexican schools


this is the worst cancer i've ever seen


obama voters


boys are the devil


muslims in 2001 muslim in congress 2019 defund homeland security


a natural beauty


your chicken is so rubbery goodyear called and asked for the recipe


when all your peaceful solutions fail you know what old problems require old solutions


thats a man baby


i didn't do it


felt cute might pray later, idk


koran class with the rohingya people


a black man invention ''


you say islam is violent? i will kill you


virgin mobile


it's hump day!!! oh fuck!!!


when the cop sees a black kid


archeologists stone room


don't mind me just watering my muslims


historical spacecraft explosion


luigi got big tiddies i don't support faggot


putting bows on your pet


we love your political correctness and tolerance it's our greatest weapon against you!!!


the most racist people are the ones crying"racist" all the time!


first living witness to testify against hillary clinton


her: i work with special needs children me, trying to impress her: i'm retarded


that look when you want to speak to the manager


but islam can radicalize muslims muslims are not terrorist quran 8:39 "kill all non believers till the only religion is islam"


when white people learn that fish swim in schools


when an indian man marries he scratches the dot off his wife's forehead to see if he's won a gas station, a motel, or a subway restaurant


when you go back to your shitkick hometown for the holidays and the smell of meth and cow shit fills the air there's no place like home


you can take the trash out of the trailer park but white trash will forever be white trash


for just ten cents a day you can help feed these children


the pope at the vatican


smile no matter what your going through


there is no such thing as an appropriate joke that's why it's a joke


good guy police officer actively participating in community outreach


don't do crime or you'll be in prison like me


there's a joke in here somewhere? a indian a socialist a smeller a mistress a homosexual and a terrorist lover walk into a bar.


i don't laugh at my own jokes but we all know i'm hilarious


womens day gift packs


when the cop sees a black kid


brace yourself disappointment is coming


adults should understand this is a hijab, a big part of my culture


protesters throwing smoke bombs


you find it offensive, i find it funny... that's why i'm happier than you


pace secondary [heritage trails] women don't let the female looks fool you! realistically, these are retarded male homosexuals wearing women suits!


kills: 17 million , deaths: 1 fucking camper


why does the human-slave keep stealing my poop with a tiny shovel?


when an indian rapes 3 tourists from 3 different countries mr. worldwide


why do all the mexican foos who work lmaooo at t-mobile look like this


i'm starting to understand both the appeal of and the demand for sex robots


that chicken is so black it owes child support


active shooter at a walmart in tx targeting only hispanics. armed white people


my sense of humor is so dark it picks cotton


fuck that puto!!!!


roses are red, violets are fuck i count to potatoe, then to firetruck


ready for my job interview


when people keep calling you a terrorist, but you identify as a firework


"transgenderism" is a mental illness, is sociopathic tyranny not an "identity" mandating public acceptance


good morning gamers let's go kill some trannies


is white or black said no veteran ever!


how chevy guys go muddin how ford guys go muddin


is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?


dont drink with him he cant hold his liquor


i don't see "color" or "race" because i make sure to surround myself only with white people


these cute head tilts


hmmm... who shall i arrest first brennan, clapper, comey or obama?


bitch, i can still smell his nuts on your breath


it isn't islamophobia when they really are trying to kill you


"enjoying in beach"


you did the reich thing


this guy just friended and unfriended me 45 times in 15 seconds anyone know him??


monkey face monkey attitude


robert mugabe:" it's better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled it...... than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill.."


i'm here as a messenger to give you a message you can't kill


i am not a racist i just don't appreciate being mouthed off to by farm equipment


when your teacher roasts you and your homie but he doesn't know about the bomb that's going off in 2 mins


family trip in mexico


man you know i want these memes


"when the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in. that's just human nature." that woman just went full retard!


im gettin white girl wasted tonight


i thought you liked me talking shit in bed! her: him: yes,but, "eat my pussy like it's watermelon you nigger!" is not okay , katie


just found out steroids make your dick small


wear a full burqa and nobody says anything change the cloth to white and everyone loses their mind


when the bass drops just right


i love pudding pudding my dick nhere it don't belong


when you max out intelligence and put nothing on agility


the one piece of shit that just won't flush!


cold beer on a cold night


i saw her standing there and i told her she had three beautifull children. she did't have to get all pissed off and threaten me. it was an honest mistake


mean a thing, it does not if that swing it ain't got


a girl asks her mom, "why am i black and you're white?" she says, "the way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark. "


you sicced all of your corrupt  goons after me for 3 years and i came out clean. now it's my turn to send my justice-seeking patriots after you and your corrupt goons let's see how you all come out!!!


don't blame me fuel was expensive


damn jews with their fancy strollers


notice the difference talk show host vietnam war hero


when you finally graduate in a school in the usa


no samuel, the star does not mean you're sheriff now


these video game armors are getting pretty ridiculous


gangster gettig shot


child survivors of holocaust


i'm not racist ... some of my best ffriends are brown


this could be us but you bought a ford


what happened in auschwitz is inhuman


i'm a parasite, also known as a zionist we zionists are a cancer unto the nations


fine, i'li keep calling them seagulls.. ...but, beach chickens sounds better


i hate when i see a black out in my neighborhood but i still offer my neighbors a candle


that feeling you get when people from the uk start talking shit


obama said he had no prior knowledge that hillary clinton had a secret, private email server in other news. obama used a secret name when sending secret emails to hillary's secret private email account


me when someone asks me what my weekend plans are: this old girl needs a nap


just taking a nap at walmart


when you see all the dems pushing "medicare for all" it's simply them "lowkey" admitting that they dont like obamacare along with the rest of us


when you try to catch a dark type pokemon


group of people rescued from medditaranian sea by italian coast guard


how sad it must be for supporters - believing that scientist, scholars, historians, economist, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving america, while a reality-tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively-documented lying is your beacon of honesty


when your girlfriend tells you a dry ass joke but you want to get some at the end of the night


your black neighbor after you called the cops


my favorite animal is carrot


even though our people make it hard for us to help them we still love em because we know they were conditioned to be this way


when it's your 1st cake day and you really wanna blow that candle


excuse me goy do you have a minute to talk about the holocaust?


if they raise theirs and destroy our flag are they really people we want here ??


our insurance we know it was dark and you didn't see him


i am not racist i just don't like brown sugar


how transgender kid and his family roll up to the court ruling about adding a gender inclusive bathroom to the school


when i see other adults pouring wine and they only fill it half way, i'm like... ...okay, one of us is doing it wrong, and i'm pretty sure its you


i work hard to provide for my cocaine addiction


make christianity anti-semitic again


you will never see refugees from america. when things turn to shit, we don't run to another country. we dust off our guns and fix it


"a wiggle never hurt anybody." dorothy donegan (april 6, 1922- may 1998)


a beautiful family


both guilty of murder guilty ambassador pleaded for help and obama ignored his pleas


whites without blacks blacks without whites


i love pudding pudding my dick where it doesn't belong


ladies! if your man is offended by this he is a faggot. end of story


your deportation bus has arrived


when you're jeffrey dahmer and you get asked.. where you dumped the bodies


3 years ago american class american trash


portrait of a psychopath


did you know . if you hold a person underwater long enough they stop being an asshole


terrorist: islam me: what do you do? terrorist: slam slam my car car into people me:


'' i'm gonna be a tranpa!


4 ways to boil vegetables


child in poverty with empty water jug


whenever a white gay compares their struggle to that of a black woman well yes, but actually no


its ok, let them in only a few will kill


meanwhile at the isis strip club


i love listening to music


power of christ does not compel this kitty


getting stoned in america can be expensive in my country it is free for everyone


"blue power tie red power tie white power tie"


doesn't own a computer can still play minesweeper


it didn't happen because of the actions of one man it happened because of people who were 'just doing their jobs'


so you listen to rap music but you're offended by "baby it's cold outside"


this is how a snake's mouth looks from the inside, i think everything is clear now


gays on their way home after pride weekend


california wildfire made millions homeless


if they steal this one i'm buying a horse


white children raped by muslims must 'shut their mouths for the good of diversity' says corbynite mp naz shah sack sicko labour mp naz shah


europe has been peaceful since they left the middle east has suffered since they arrived coincidence?


last time i checked.. i played army as a kid, not air force


when you have so much cocaine but nobody to share it with


schnazi the dachshhund "i have eliminated the chews"


being conjoined isn't easy


how muslims see us staring down the barrel of a .45........ how we see muslims


scientist have found that caucasians share 99.9% dna with us


wherever they go destruction follows


if there is no race it can't be homicide


tham that's methed up!!


90 percent of indians are idiots: justice markandey katju


apparently you can get a pull start on your dishwasher, who knew


when both ya girl and ya side piece cycle come on... y'all hoes friends now?


hitler eating dinner


portrait of a psychopath


if your man is offended by this then he's never been hunting


ratchet strap


traditional african tribe


i see no difference


brows can't be rushed just like a mustache can't be rushed, you'll end up with too little or the wrong shape


your pug is cute as hell that's my son


this is what it's like to be gay in iran


will you hurry up and die you chocolatey little fuck i'm fucking starving


all races are equal


pedal pedal


things white people do mass shootings smoke meth fuck their family members fuck animals steal from blacks lie about being racist suck as sports


this is the muslim brotherhood


leave no dog behind


islam is a religion of peace behead those who mock islam


manditory vaccinations with no exemptions i do nazi the problem...


never wear gloves when operating rotating machinery retard


i don't always play golf but when i do i go balls deep


the left can't meme because the left is a meme


when your little car bomber brings home his first girlfriend


my liberal privilege kept me out of prison


when you realize you put your dick in crazy


white people worldwide need to know that south africa is a template for europe, america, australia, canada we jews control all white countries media & education


when you tryna not be islamaphobic but that dudes backpack a lil too bulky


cholos be like happy veteranos day ese


gets ready quickly takes nein hours


rise of the planet of the apes (1963


where's kaepernick? i need my car washed


someone get me out of here


they gone be feeling on my boooooty


obama trump pewdiepie's wedding


when you're discussing serious libertarian issues and a trump supporter pops in to agree with you


prize the real, not the imitation tranny men as 'women' women as women are fools gold are real gold


absolutely haram absolutely halal


politicians before elections politicians after elections


when muhammad goes in dry


look son another terrorist attack by peaceful muslims!


san francisco bans plastic straws, but will still provide plastic needles for its junkies


together we are stronger


but i'm happy in my little home the world changes around me


ah, i think we may have found the problem you appear to be a person of colour


life handed me lemons and i fucked them.. now my pee hole burns


visit germany before germany visits you


are you feeling well? is there anything i can get for you?


the jewish are strong for having survived this


when you stick it in her ass and hit a rock hard turd a duel!


influence elections? you mean like encouraging illegal immigrants to vote?


locked my keys in the car at the abortion clinic it was so awkward going in and asking for a coat hanger


impeach and deport ilhan omar "this is not going to be the country of white people. -rep. ilhan omar (d-mn)


when the serb kid starts talking mad shit


ford owner blew a rod wasnt talking about his engine


my empathy for the suffering in gaza does not make me anti-semitic, nor does it make me pro-hamas or anti-israel. it makes me human it makes you a shill accomplice for hamas and hezbollah terrorists! if you don't see that,.. it makes you stupid!


you know what grinds my gears? niggers


me thinking about lunch 5min after clocking in


chevy guys be like we just got done muddin' ford guys be like we just got done muddin


what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? virgin mobile


when it's finally self car day


the white house is a dump because trump filled it with trash


49 people were killed at christchurch muslim 49 people were killed at christchurch mosques muslim


when your little one brings home a new pet


new seatbelt design: 45% less car accidents


nice watch you got there david thanks, my dad sold it to me before he passed


our forever first wookie


be sure to spay or neuter your spouse today


brother.... a day without a blast, a day wasted zakir naik


i saw a black man carrying a tv i rushed home to see if it was mine nope, mine was still there, polishing my shoes


ahmed i love you too


what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos


retarded you are kill yourself u must


give me high five


don't be rude, folks go to their page and wish them a happy easter


the best thing about pulling a transgender. you know it will do anal


when you have a small dick and tell a jewish girl to suck it i can't


logan act arrest him now john kerry is now a treasonous pos


russia #freesentsov #freekolchenko


every woman need a good sucking vacuum cleaner


muslims muslims


meanwhile at the isis strip club


hahaha good one let's burn 6 million to celebrate


i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford


welcome to europe our government told us that diversity makes us stronger and we should adopt their culture


6 million lampshades never again


make america great again!!!


i see dead people they call me on the phone to complain about trump


this is my neighborhood after a great community event we tried to keep it clean !


how sad your life must be to put all of your hopes and dreams into this "man."


how dare people make fun of our peaceful religion


illegal caravan we got this!


i hurt my knee the other day but still gonna go christmas shopping


my body my choice


if you lick a woman's clit for 20 minutes she will revert to factory settings and all's forgiven


for heaven's sake, somebody get her more barbecue sauce


the first annual mohammed-a-thon


when your son claims he can lead the troop


1 little, 2 little, 3 little ni99ers


chase you? bitch please, i dont even chase my liquor


they struck our colors and raised their own if you are not pissed, then you are part of the problem!


hey muslim eat me!


she said i couldn't go fishing coz i had to mind the baby.. challenge accepted!!


survey: are you gay or straight? me: lidentify. as tired. i'm just tired


they stole ma chickin i stole their life


when duty calls!


when the special ed kid drops his penny


good luck hillary don't blow it


i just realized we know we don't want him in the same bathroom with our wives


i'm really feeling it now


sponge bob queer pants


so, you think by being a a muslim sympathizer, this will somehow keep us from killing you ? you are a special kind of stupid


when latinas are mad at you this how they sleep


i said a glass of orange juice not just any juice


when your friend has been posting suicidal memes in the group chat all day then you hear an ambulance drive past you did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it


every hour a warrior fights alone call your brother


it is time.. to meet king arthur at the round table


men are like dogs we're excited to see you... and have no clue what you're mad about


trans women are women, trans women are women, trans women are women, trans women are women, she still gotta get a prostate exam at 40 tho


i like a good shower don't jew?


white people after they put the divider in between your groceries


my milkshake brings muslims to the yard, and they're like .. allahu akbar!


enough with the nazi jokes.. they make me führerious


never forget united we stand


whatsthe difference between heroin and i? cops think twice before shooting heroin


don't defile the lineage given to you by your forefathers do what's right, keep it white


when you ask for advice and they tell you to just be yourself you want me to get naked and start the revolution?


when the exchange student from america pulls out his assault rifle "we don't do that here


hmmm... let's see, what kind of conspiracy theory can i get those white trash followers of mine to fall for next ?


good morning gamers let's go kill some trannies


when your put in fb jail ..but your not... even sweatin cause of your back up account


need a hug ? i love hugs


when you have fashion show at 8 but you have to be in auschwitz camp at 9


deport illegal immigrants? let's start with white people


because of this guy i have multiple profile disorder


orange jews 100% concentrated


looking for peace praying for peace


a little bird told me it is going to be a beautiful day. i ate it


love is love respect


a head diaper is required when you have shit for brains


marks left by a chevy marks left by a ford


how to get a black guy to see his baby


dropped my phone on my face and now it looks i got into a street fight


think pedophil hould be execut


put'n the "ham" in mohamed


four years for your bachelor's? i've worked 60 for my masters


hey volks...im back ? did jew miss me ?


when you bout high as fuck !


look dad im doing it you did it tyrone!


dam baby is that ass a school? cuz i wanna shoot some kids in it.


you will never see refugees in america mistreated when things turn to shit, we welcome others with open arms, dust off our guns and try to help


"no, this is no good. you could fit a mexican child through here


if this is banned in islamic countries, shouldnt this be banned in western countries?


thinking before robbery


happy cinco de ported!


protect gays rights


muslims did this islam is not a religion! it's the world's largest death cult christian girl: killed for refusing to convert to islam this is islam


i'm free mos it's just texting


"vieques u.s. territory march 2019" constant military bomb explosions!! "


black pastors are the new house negroes the gatekeepers of mental slavery


i might be an asshole but at least i push my cart back to the cart return when i'm done with it...you lazy piece of shit


genuine dumbass mexican


holocaust makes me sad!


jesus christ may have 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. but adolf hitler made 6 million jews toast


when you drop your care package and someone else takes all the loot


"a wiggle never hurt anybody." dorothy donegan pianist


gonna go outside #yolo anne frankly i thought she should have stayed home


72 dead in syrian chemical attack ha... rookie numbers


obama voters


to my followers who are in my notifications regularly i see you, and you're awesome


i do not want to hear anymore about gun control from a person who is making it easy for iran to obtain nuclear weapons!!!


i'm proof that even the dumbest student can one day lead the democrat party


my religion is the religion of peace if you don't believe in it we will kill you


i did the math we can't afford the cat


when you sleep with a jewish girl


when you're trying to keep eye contact but her cleavage game is strong


today taxi tomorrow freightliner


a good american is a dead american


most people see a junkie meth addict i see a punching bag and a $10 blowjob one man's trash is another mans treasure


i hate when walmart doesn't have what i need


the fuck you mean "do i smoke?" i smoke more than a jamaican bonfire


ford owner blew a rod wasnt talking about his engine


what's burning?


good morning sleepyhead


so you're against immigration? splendid! when do you leave?


pray for the starving children while i hold this gold thingy


meanwhile at the isis strip club


if i become a superhero would i be an ex-men or a trans-former


a muslim party


anything that doesn't belong to them black people


when you and your best friend hate the same person


got a new slow cooker today


those fucking idiots


most of ya'lls baby dads look like this and it shows


trust me the muslims wont rape you now


feeling cute may go out with my cousins later


one of the most sold items this holiday season!


come here girl let me smell yo butt


lawdi what wrong with these cherr'n?


yall ready to eat!?


oh i pissed you off? suck it up buttercup i'm an asshole, it's what i do


never trust women


once a year women go completely crazy for about 365 days


venezuelans are being marked with numbers to stand in line at government supermarkets 1832 this is what democrats want to bring to america


jew mad? fuhrererious


when you're doing introductions on the first day of class and your teacher makes you say 3 things about yourself an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and the mind of a fucking scientist


walking away from the bathroom after accidentally eating some gluten


it wasn't my fault my truck has tranny issue's


when you and ya partner see an unarmed black youth


when everyone loves your beautiful smile


what does a baby from auschwitz look like?


i will find you and i will kill you you black bastard


me: you wanna watch porn or golf? her: porn: you already know how to play golf


exclusive footage of barack and michelle's 1st kiss


oh, he's using you for sex? stop bitching, sex is awesome. complain when he's using you for laundry ..or a human shield


when you ask the jewsih girl for her number and she starts rolling up her sleeve


when you haven't stolen anything, used snap benefits or been loud at the movies for a few weeks


i eat ass


rock. paper. scissors throat punch!


these are not the terrorists terrorists want to brutally murderer you for being human. i do not. ω you're looking for


now thats a picture of a brave individual


don't mind me just harvesting memes


on ur way going to d church, u see someone beating ur mum like dis what would you do?


when you spam your friends with kdrama and kpop memes i'm in the middle of gracing you with a divine blessing


when your girlfriend says treat me like a princess


dashing through the grass im coming to rape your ass


clint eastwood and michelle obama


the muslim plague is spreading like herpes


housing, free gas, free electricity, free healthcare and free education for my wives and children. to show graditude for your generosity, i'll groom your 12 year old daughters, blow up your trains, planes and buses and preach hate through a dawah stall in your local city and town centres with the purpose of turning your generous country into the same shithole i originally took refuge from, allahu akbar!


and god said let's make kittens soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs and put tiny razor blades on their feet


meanwhile at the isis strip club


when you consume too much trans fat


2 years of trump in office: 37 indictments. 8 years of obama in office: 0 indictments


me: puts bag of popcorn into the microwave. everyone at the senior center :


authentic lunch in venezuela


your family story is waiting to be found at incestry.com


too young to drink coffee


literally me on social media *respect womens* me in irl *bang dishwashers* *respect womens*


2011 gt3 rs with a rebuilt tranny $157,876


samuel l jackson wearing a hat


sandwich law: no sandwich is complete without bacon


keep us safe from rats


lost african tribe


hey captain mexico are you able to leap tall trump walls in a single bound


when the cops ask to look in your niqab but they legally can't


then she said, "go with your other bitch!" bitch! you are my other bitch!


hey muslims kiss my american ass!


when you can smell shit but you're not sure if it's his arse or your hands


banging a squirter not fun for a gay man


once you go black so does your eye


hold my hookah pipe! when it comes to interracial marriage too many of our brothers are not marrying our sisters


even casey anthony cared enough about her daughter to vaccinate her


domestic abuse is not a laughing matter


whats worse than a female driver?


under the name of multiculturalism we let terrorist into this country


im this pretty because make up works miracles


do nothing about global poverty while sitting on golden throne and holding golden stick goes to heaven spend more than half of his fortune to fight global poverty goes to hell go home logic..!! you are drunk


get the camera out of my face!!


it's a beautiful day i think ill skip my meds and stir shit up a bit


if this terrorizes you and this doesn't something is very wrong with you


when you're at a party and no one wants to talk about fishing


how a woman tells society she is single


she's chilling with her new purchases


in norway we rape after dinner


the face you make after you just finished your morning prayer


when you look in your neighbor's yard and see an illegal immigrant mowing their lawn


albanians taking a photo


*lands plane successfully as planned * everyone at the twin tower:


stephen miller, architect of the policy to seperate children from their parents at the border. the jew with the soul of a nazi


mississippi wind chime


when the kush so good you lose chromosomes


i wanna see the most fucked up meme. lets see what you got


from no child left behind to no child left alive


ernie exclaims loudly "allāhu akbar!" as bert banks towards the city's airspace


when your annoying neighbours are mowing their lawn suddenly when you go out to finally sun bathe


blame other countries for having no culture rape women everyday


how you show up for the pta meeting when you know your kid has been a little shit


donald trump proving you don't have to be poor to be white trash


you mean to tell me you have so much clean water that you shit in it


a toast to the good life


arrest white babies before they become school shooters


"the master race'


then something amazing started to happen! last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids


you knew that was the wrong hole you're goddamn right i did!


when you look at your check stub and see how much federal and state took you raggedy bitch


end gun violence now


that face you make when 17 of your schoolmates have been shot dead and you're about to go on tv


this goat is so raw muslims are trying to fuck it!!


they still think i'm not a muslim they still think i'm a chick


i'm tired boss mostly i'm tired of doing time in fb jail because snowflakes get offended over everything


"your majesty, what's the secret to a long life?" "well kate, don't leave william for a fucking muslism."


hey dad can i have a car? hell no, son you can not


and you think confederate statues are offensive?


bitch please go back to england


vietnamese people be like hand me da meat hammer so i can torture john mccain's bawrr sack


lets erect a memorial to all the americans murdered by an illegal alien make it 1,500 miles long 30 feet tall and put it on the southern border


so, 2 gay guys walk into a bar and pick up a tranny


when your goats have sex before marriage


symbol of stupidity


just heard the term "non-binary"... wtf, not only do i have to be tolerant, but now i have to learn a new fkn language?! " now i have to learn a new fkn language?!


it's hump day!!! oh fuck!!!


world history in one sentence. these white men are dangerous


when you tell her to get ready to go, but you're just going to walmart


this red copper flipside can fit six wieners inside it just like your mom


when you pick up the wrong suitcase at the airport


when your dishwasher breaks so you give it a kick to make it work again my kids watching me beat my wife:


"never forget" -you said.. i am the proof- you have forgotten


when the russian investigation... leads to the democrats


you need some jesus


when an asian bitch says " you'll never find anyone like me"


go ahead, call the cops they can't un-rape you


these are kids, these are pigs please dont get us confused


the new space saving dishwasher you can hang it anywhere!


sorry white guys but i only date black guys


im long and strong and down to get the goat hump on


wanna impress me bitch jump in the air and stay there


one of the bullets they dug out of a victim from the orland gay night club shooting!


if they were really fighting for our frreedom this is what it would look like


no difference between both


baby bear gets arrested for being too cute


back in my day we didn't have cell phones


welcome to the generation where mental illness is glorified


when the jews found out it really wasn't a shower


when you take halloween a little too seriously


a short history of my snack regimen


old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next." so, i started doing the same thing to them at funerals


children at a muslim pop concert why are people attacking us?


when hoes backwash their drink


being muslim doesn't automatically make you a terrorist


we as american condemn terrorist attacks to our country


do i look like i give a fuck about your butthurt? how 'bout i butthurt my foot up your ass?


we will rebuild


are my sins forgiven now, father?


i'll be saving my resolution for 2019 i think i wanna be an asshole for 1 more year


burning them was a horrific event in the history


why isn't there a black guy in the clue board game? because then it would be called "solved"


money can't buy you happiness but hookers and coke don't make me sad either!


just got out of the pool wants to go swimming again


you can be any gender you want if you are mentally ill


muslim terrorist, spy anti semite the poster child of the left


an artistic rendition of jesus


all people in this world deserve help


mandatory vaccinations '' no exemptions


and that was the last nativity play my son was invited to take part in


when you start second guessing why you started the fight


this is my michael brown


im confident in my own skin


can you see the difference?


that blood you donated could be in someone's boner right now


corn shit lemon piss


so, 100 americans and 300 russians walked into a mg 42


dad, what is humanity? i don't know son, we are zionist


doesn't matter what clan we all need to stick together


fuck christians... fuck the bible... and fuck jesus christ


michelle obama was voted one of the most beautiful people of 2015! by who? the national association for the blind!


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


hitler posing to a recording of one of his speeches


broken dishwasher for sale or rent


immigrant problem problem fixed


tfw your friend says that kirk is better than picard


when your wife wont have sex, but your 16 year old step daughter just came home blackout drunk.


when you shit an anaconda and feel the last inch disconnect from your soul


democrat jan schakowsky defends ilhan omar: 'she comes from a different culture' where they want to kill all the jews


this one time at camp someone had too much gas


when you want your passenger to stop talking


dont drink with him he cant hold his liouor


algebra and geometry are fine, but graphing is where you draw a line


hey i just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number i'll gas your baby


it looks like it was ultimately obama who was behind the entire plot to undermine the trump presidency. muslim plant forget the russians, here is the real enemy!