they laughed when i said that i will drain the swamp they're not laughing now !!


rotissified


oh look, men


dude you've got the ugliest dog i've ever seen


when you accidentally wish "sweet dreams" your diabetic friend


"comedian" sarah silverman says pro-life laws "make me want to eat an aborted fetus" then one day for no reason at all they started putting people in camps


what do you get when you cross a pedophile and a pirate arrrrrrr kelly


in 2011 trump said, "all americans are idiots" in 2016 they proved it


hurry up son, the owner is coming


rollin' they see me hatin' they be


hey muslims eat me!


when you're dedicated to working out everyday


"look dude a second hand store !!"


when did you two get married again?


meanwhile.. back at #nevertrump command center


white people just nasty!!!


minnesota rep. ilhan omar (d) calls to defund homeland security well she is a terrorist so.


that look you give when dressed to the t


maybe the catholic church protects pedophile preists because the last time christianity shunned a pedophile he started islam?


stop racism black children and white children are the same


how to put a refugee baby to sleep in less than one minute


democrats, 1961 ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country democrats, 2018 free sh*t!


how black people became christians


sea monkeys


when you walk in on your goats making passionate love


happy president's day mr. president!


then they gave me a crown of thorns and whipped me it was so hot i came twice


the constitution applies at the border too! stop illegal searches


i am happy to work with animals


the entire world: the great war killed millions germany: you gotta pump those numbers up!


when you don't need a squad bc you are the squad


dont talk about him because hes gay shut up bitch


i hate cupcakes and women


when white people learn that fish swim in schools


when your baby is small enough to fit in a shoe box so you take advantage of cute baby pictures


meanwhile at the isis strip club


when you hit up a white girl to match and she pulls out a needle oh no baby what! is you doing??


gravity? never heard of it


when you find out a brown man talking to your sister


adorable african kid appreciating life


all muslims are terrori but all terrorists are muslim


see this? it means furfags not welcome!


her back must hurt


not sure what's in the fridge, but this dishwasher is about to get a big load


when the un adds another million to the holocaust death toll ''


you know the macarena by heart


"the master race'


is it offensive to ask a pregnant jewish woman if she has one in the oven


if you see me in public looking a hot mess, just know; my bills are paid, my children have food, & i ain't trying to impress you


what hitler did was not just homicide he commited genocide


rest in peace


if i was uncircumcised i'd hide candy in my dick skin so when a girl about to suck me up, she has a pleasant surprise.. oh my god, skittles


bubbles of fun !


patrick kenneth x scandal lebron james


beep beep motherfucker


roses are red, violets are fuck i count to potatoe, then to firetruck


when schools out for the summer


mr. wilson you have to take your pill with water you can't crush it up and snort it off my tits


even i can see  duke sucks


questioning america's support for fascist israel ... is unacceptable


you're a rapist, you're a rapist, all mexicans are rapists!


how you feel when your a blacksmith


be greatful for the clothes you wear


flowers for martin luther king day


this is not the middle-east where america is hated and muslim terrorist are born in michigan


if trump gets elected, i'm leaving the country! like and share if you think i should leave


when wwe has a ppv in world war ll germany incineration chamber


the pimp hand strong enough for man but made for teaching


me and styrofoam... yup...both white trash


if you're not grilling at my grave site we were never really friends


moses was the first to know of the 10 commandments


removes polish with chemicals everybody loses his shit removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye


the annual gathering of the female amputees club the beach was literally crawling with pussy


oh sweetie it's a little late for that new york is it though?


show me a better date. i'll wait...


epstein was found unresponsive in his jail cell a nurse then attempted "life- -saving procedures "


still waiting on my uber eats


what's black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron


isoroku yamamoto: i just attacked pearl harbor hitler: what why would you do that? isoroku yamamoto: i'm gonna be honest...i'm kind of retarded


i don't always listen to socialists... ...but when i do, i buy more ammo


bro you didn't go through extensive childhood trauma? that's pretty cringe


i like to keep my xanax in with my tic tac's fresh breath and a fresh attitude


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


whatcha thinking about? wind speed and direction, humidity, distance, drop rate


when you stuff your jewish chicken before you give it a good roast


when you insult an edgy kid


here's to you obama, your transgender agenda helped me fish out all the mentally ill on my friends list


we have enough thoughts and prayers please send bobs and vagine


hey, you


the world calls it: love god calls it: abomination


what do you mean "your chair" i don't see you sitting in it


drink responsibly? shhiiit... responsibility is why i drink


here's all you need to know about men and women. women are crazy, men are stupid. the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid


help refugees


this isn't even my final form


rebuilt tranny blew a tranny automatic tranny


i'm not inturupting anything personal, am i? yeah niles, we just eloped i'm your new mom. well, i'll be a son of a bitch


now there's a guy


im white trash and im in trouble


"those that attack one muslim, are attacking all muslims" those that attack one american, are attacking all americans!!


oh god!... when will this white fuckers understand this is not their country


blackpeoplemeet.com


the first president they can't control ....and they don't like it!


stop asking! we don't have to tell you where the money went collected $13 billion for haiti built 6 houses laws are for little people


what in the cornbread hell


when you're fuhrking her from the back and she says "i'll pay the gas bill daddy."


you're in the wrong neighborhood motherfucker


when you have a small dick and tell a jewish girl to suck it. i can't


what if i told you blacks should not vote


tell me this... did we ever see obama's school records, his tax returns, his social security records, or his selective service records?


im ready to have some fun


when you catch your goat running from the farm ya done fucked up


commander! our transgender battalion needs reinforcements!


i came out of your what!?


my gynocologist says i can't have sex for 2 weeks what did your dentist say ?


black people then black people now


deep the stupid runs swallow your mother should have


everyone else's butt vs my butt


so you follow politics and think only the other party tells lies


monkey blood


hot wax really whack


i suppose a sandwich is out of the question?


anne frank smiling


helping a child in need


my fragile heart at my sex drive - stay back, slut


for someone somewhere in america today will be the last day they have ten fingers


you sick... freak!!!


got a new slow cooker today


this is what vitiligo looks like in african males


muslims zombies both carry a virulent disease that transforms the host into a mindless, irrational, and above all violent creature


what's the deal with the palestinian people? there's no palestine and they aren't people!


everyone jews why does the world hate us ?


manditory vaccinations with no exemptions i do nazi the problem....


education $1000 a child's smile priceless


me and the boys after killing innocent people in a bomb blast


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


why is kinder egg black outside and white inside? because if it was black inside, the black would steal the toy


to see better, asians sometimes switch to fullscreen view


after 3 million years of evolution we still love to relax


likes to play games with friends favorite game is called "child soldiers"


lock her up and throw away the key


who said i couldn't do it ?


"a group of fish is called a school." americans:


how women win an argument


jesus is love, and he welcomes all homosexuals into heav.. don't be decieved! homosexuals will not inherit the kingdom of god!


excited little girl enjoying her new wheelchair


this sunday.. don't forget to set your clock forward one hour


never again


when the weed man throw in a little extra


islam without all the liberal propaganda


when you find out there's an opening for the role of chewbacca


god : *creates women* humans : *creates dishwashers* god :


father holding his newborn daughter


a dictator.. emphasis on the dic*


i don't understand i thought we killed everyone that had dirt on us


hey canada....!!! your getting a wall too you fucking snow mexicans


hillary clinton caught telling the truth! april fools!


why is the first one not judged but the second one offends? nuns don't randomly explode


in my country i am forced to keep my mouth shut. here i'm free to talk trash about this country in hopes it changes into a country where i'm forced to keep my mouth shut


i am a gamer not because i don't have a life but because i hate women and minorities


#usher and i have something in common we both got burned


what's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? one smells like fish and has a moustache and the other is a walrus!


farmville 1943 deluxe


having dinner after a long working day


when someone starts acting all friendly, but you already know what they really are


racism is realizing that these are not the same species


never related to something so much. pro ductivity crastinate


transgender nibbas waiting for the signal light to turn red so they can start begging


let me remind you i brutally beat my girlfriends there is plenty of evidence including a police report. i'm still #2 at the dnc and my party is silent about the matter


when you tease your husband in public


the number 1 cause of islamophobia is the behaviour of muslims


chocolate melts at 86*f


this is how y'all look defending trump don't touch my garbage


i see! '' ''


this is what it's like to be gay in iran


you get nothing, you loose! good day sir!!!!


we haven't t seen any new jesus appearances on pancakes in a while i hope he's okay


damn video games


what pelosi is saying in a nutshell if you don't allow unvetted immigrants to illegally enter the country we'll take away your guns


bitches are like stitches pick on them and they open up


goat yoga is becoming very popular


when you haven't stolen anything in a week


this is how lesbians have sex


islam is the religion of peace! if you don't agree i kill you!


hmmm, wonder if i can get a couple of them muslim sex slaves!?!?!


not all black people are criminals


i had a little broblem at school today, but i solved it. -oh, and here's your gun back


here will soon be a painting of a beautiful quran


when u forget to lock ur basement door and ur pets try to run away


why do muslim woman wear a mask it's easier to hide their fur


what does a baby from auschwitz look like


fuck islam b===d~ shit on mohammed and koran


whydo keep these liberals fight to and fight to kill these


welcome home sodomite time for eternal suffering


just found out about racism i like it


your black neighbor after you called the cops


when you see your goat with another man


oh, you're tired of my anti-trump posts? why don't you pray for me to stop?


i wish i was your baby.. so i could spend 9 months inside you


when the squad is about to get lit.


jewber: uber for jews


laughs in 52% of us crime rate


"look at the plane, it's your uncle samir *was"


it's sad obama you had the chance of a lifetime to build a bridge, so we could all walk across it together instead you did everything you could in your power to divide us and make us hate one another, yeah, you built that!


always love your mother even if she's batshit crazy


if jesus rode ass why do christians hate gay people?


when liberals defend islam they defend beating women, killing homosexuals, rape,pedophilia, murdering babies, and beheading christians!


maury show for on my way to the the 8th time


why does a bride wear white? to match the dishwasher, stove and fridge


just because someone is here illegally doesn't mean they broke any of our laws


when each letter is a mental disorder


how i see kim burell everytime she grabs a mic!


modern japanese '' ''


together, my brothers, the islamic state will rise


sometime you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell


i put the "ape" in rape


what women think they'll do when the economy collapses vs what they'll actually do


when you meet that gender studies student again my genders have doubled since the last time we met


automatic tranny rebuilt tranny blew a tranny


do you have any idea how black you were going?


this is what happens when you don't spank your kids..


i don't always trust democrats... but when i do, i trust them to steal my money, spy on me, cause the cost of living to go up and sell out my country


i'm trying to decide if i should start some shit today or not


i'm so patriotic i piss red, white, and blue. the doctor told me it might be pancreatic cancer. i told him to shut his commie mouth


why do black people smell bad? so blind people can hate them too


do the goyim hate me because i am a subversive parasite with double standards? no, its because they are anti semits


we have to exterminate all gays


just waterin' the dirt


transgenderism used to be the subject of psychological horror films now it's the new normal and if you don't agree with the psychos... you're not normal


every chocolate girl needs some beating


why do asians have eyes like this? isn't it hard to see?


we talked about it i agreed dinner would be ready on time in the future


only in america could these people consider themselves the "master race"


a muslim walks into a gay bar. bartender: what will it be? muslim: free shots for everyone!


damn, that's hot!


voting for hillary is like letting casey anthony watch your kids because she's not guilty


public lynchings took place in the u.s. less than a century ago


it's messed up you can accidentally make a baby but you can't accidentally make a pizza


racing for pink slips in africa


look your dad fucked goats.. i capped him...sorry..


dat ass ahmarbkrich*d


four years for your bachelor's? i've worked 60 for my masters


when you have to take another picture for mom


america has stolen the jews the jews of god. his jewelry. the negroes they are the true hebrews. google it


i'm going to hate the way i sound i guarantee it


oh, i pissed you off? well suck it up buttercup i'm an asshole, it's what we do


cammed corvette starts up mustang pisses itslef


when you pull up and yell "kobe" and the shot actually goes in a part of him lives within me, doesn't it


what i say about the gunman every time there's a mass shooting


this sunday... don't forget to set your bomb forward one hour


for the love of god change that diaper on your head, the crap is leaking out


stop crying that was only one finger


survives ebola thankful to see another day


the weekend be like


i agree hi 5 bro


dad, dishwasher is loaded again '' ''


i tried to play uno with my mexican friends but they kept stealing all of the green cards


saddle up motherfuckers it's time to play cowboys & muslims


what would i do if she was pregnant


why u add me troii no trolls allowed !!! you the feds?


send him to... meowschwitz


dont mind me just watering my muslims


humans run the world don't sleep on us


andy, she's a nut!!!


when you found your wife is cheating on you ya allah


you either die an idiot who can't spell or you live long enough to see yourself become a grammar nazi


and just like that democrats hate mueller more than trump


its white it's a house what difference at this point does it make?


men are such pigs, i hate them all why can't i ever get a date, i'm so lonely


i just chased 25 000 high paying jobs out of new york imagine what i'll do for the rest of the country


i am the biggest piece of shit in london!


when you get pulled over and you know your license suspended


jerry nadler's back on tinder


how a black woman can fight crime


sweet jesus we're delicious


i never get a straight answer for this ''


the enemy within ilhan omar linda sarsour rashida tlaib ocasio-cortez


from here i will see muslims fuck up europe, attack innocent people & europeans waking up


charlie sheen after his tigers blood kicks in


when you've finished with your life of crime


who would win? ching-chongs one eggy boi


meanwhile at the isis strip club


enough with the nazi jokes, they're making me fuherious


i love pancakes


do you have any idea how black you were going


quick... they're escaping from the cake!


i don't always see muslims at the public swimming pool but when i do, i always tap this sign


sea monkeys


boys are the devil


every time your girlfriend enters the bathroom you take 4 shots


when you walk in your room and your uncle is naked on your bed. this is where the fun begins


chinese people be like happy thanksgiving


why yes i'm part indian i'm from the smackahoe tribe


when you catch your goat with another man


jussie smollet taken at gunpoint in maga country


i like to hit on women with black kids because i can guarantee they're single


puts on sunblock doesn't protect from harmful rays


welcome to the future


oh lord jesus happy birthday


that shit's gayer than sticking your dick in an exhaust pipe


i wish i was there and had my gun to help them


marriage is simple your wife does whatever she wants and you do whatever she wants


this is my neighborhood after the mexicans moved in. welcome to the future of america


i know you like her son, but you can't just pull a girls hair... until she's 30 or so. they actually come around on this one


when you ask your dad who is a retired drill sargent to build you a ginger bread house


dark humor is like food not everybody gets it


companies when pride month ends


the deep-state is about tobe barr-becued


why aren't the needs of children everywhere being met?


never forgive a people !!! who $old your babies then made you love theirs


when your asked about the feature film and you get this look. all right, then. keep your secrets


"we demand our city be made a sanctuary city for illegals!" "they are trying to send illegals to our sanctuary city!!!


perfect girls don't exi-


dad: we need to tell you something.. your mother and i are siblings alabama kids:


israel israel is mak ko hijau mother of terrorism


what did you hear on the wiretap, barry? he said he really is going to make america great again


cheers to all the people who can change their minds when presented with information that contradicts their beliefs


hey kids for a good time dial #666-hot dawg


my friends and i dont shoot eachother in the streets like most people do we do it in schools, because we have class


nein shits given


mexico first america last


we destroy the world and kill a lot of people. know the history and learn from it


you see this pig? it's called muhammad


i went to walmart and picked up brand new shoes


talking to your ex be like why you always lying


holocaust jokes arent funny, anne frankly, i'm getting tired of them


i'm making fuck off pie today 1 can of nobody cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, stir, then shove it up your ass. now fuck off!


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


look dad im doing it you did it tyrone! you stole your first bike


how i feel when i pick germany in a world war 2 game


and just like that liberals didn't want illegal immigrants in their sanctuary cities


no islam in europe go home


it hurts the poor muslim's feelings? well, whoopty doo... this aint arabia meathead


rare photo of two us soldiers held up in japanese war camp


when you save it because you thought it was just burnt up


pedal faster patrick, the owners are coming


whats the difference between ray rice, kareem hunt, tyreek hill and the man pictured here: he played 14 game seasons


looking forward to a night out


no i dont want to kiss you i don't know why my girlfriend is mad


no border walls and no voter i.d. laws... ...figure it out yet??


don't judge me for what i wear omg i was thinking the same thing


smh kids these days rely too much on technology


newly elected muslim u.s. rep. rashida tlaib "because we're gonna go in there and we're gonna impeach the mother***er. '"


friends tired of your politics? here is a picture of a kitten you can share


sometimes, i crunch up my jizz when it dries and i bring the white powder to parties and watch people snort my cock sand i do this all the time


this is a snakes mouth it looks like a vagina


islam: how many more are we going to have to murder... ...before the world realizes that we are the religion of peace?


michelle is very jealous she didn't get a yummy hog dog to eat


some people did something again.


here's a painting of a handbook for terrorists


what's worse than ants in your pants? uncles


maximum concentration


human rights and democracy english style australia 1904


53% of white women voted for trump 53% of white women should look like this


america 1962: we're going to the moon! america 2017: building a wall is impossible!


enough is enough children are more important than freaks


this is the world if transgenderism and homosexuality never exsisted


israel we teach, terrorism,sir!


sometimes i feel ugly but then i think of my sister and get over it


morgan freeman has been old my entire life. 2000 2017


so like, why are men even gay? girls have buttholes too you know..


the face i make when they still believe in the holocaust being real and have no idea ww2 was started by the zionist jews to bring back germany under jewish control


what is the difference between a hockey player and a feminist? a hockey player will shower after three periods


i win again! parkinson's center


you can kill muslims but you can't kill islam


not all feminist are this extreme


i told them to get chick fil a . but it was sunday


waters on trump: "impeachment first, prison next!" do you think the president colluded with russia?


when you have to stand very still bc there's an active shooter


if they don't like it here they can leave!


whats worse than raping a def girl? breaking her fingers after so she can't tell anyone


ain't no allah back girl


looking at you your condition is improving


let me show momma what i found


fought in iraq war died at 34 started iraq war on lies made $40 billion profit


not on my watch


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


yeah bitches 6,000,000 kill streak


what would i do if she got pregnant


holy shit look at the gas bill


skinny guys are outdated get yourself a fat fucking retard


what if i told you common core was purposely designed to be confusing and frustrating so parents will look ignorant and children will get confused and feel stupid because uneducated kids who've been programmed to depend on the state for answers make much better conformist debt slaves in the future


makes offensive heidi crowter meme looks "down" in shame


i had a dream but james earl ray had a remington


how long can he run? till the chain tightens


you used so much oil bp is already claiming they weren't involved


for the love of god help me change the diaper on my baby the crap is leaking out


the face they make when you've left the "plantation" and you no longer think like them


two jewish women saved by solviets from aushwitz concentration camp (circa 1945, colorized)


when you have no stress weighing you down


how can i accept trans people? if they can't even accept themselves


muslims in 2001 muslim in congress 2019


no image


predatory behaviour james charles bye sister


i hang a sock on my doorknob so my roommate knows not to come in because i'm busy fucking the other sock


when you get a cute new haircut just before pitcure day


america be like never forget get over it


my husband is always pushing me around.... and talking behind my back


i got 99 problems and optimisim


a moment before threesome:-


the bigger the head, the smarter you are


if y'all only knew it be the baddest one on that shit cocaine users weed users


orange is the new black


farm equipment and livestock don't mix


kylie's pregnant i'm gonna be a tranpa !


wait, mohammad come back!! i didn't mean to laugh,really size doesh't matter to me lol


"las cosas mas gratis" (the most free stuff) in case you missed the debate.... free stuff! more free stuff! even more free stuff!


when a white person sees a black person being arrested our people are safe


come and take it


most people are just mediocre minded cowardly conformists because its comfortable & simple i'm not one of those people


when you find someone with the same taste in memes


i don't see whats wrong with him other than he stole that wheelchair


nein shawty its ya bday anne frankly i hope you celebrate it with bae


the ku klux klan killed 3446 blacks in a span of 86 years since 2016 blacks killed 1891 other blacks in chicago alone


i came to fingerpaint and fuck and im all out of poop


how men who ride crotch rockets check on their pizzas


rich theft '' ''


i love anal, but my sister hates it


this is my watermelon. there are many like it but this one is mine


what happened to my damn balls!!


whoever photoshopped this is a huge jerk


trade you an already fucked chicken


oh boy can't wait to clean myself up in the 90065 showers that the guards are taking us to!


left the kitchen too many times


selfie time


look, mom! it's a faggot!


why isn't my drain working? probably cause the pipes black


iran is going to attack us even if we have to do it ourselves


when your friends no matter how different you grew up


let's play the game of flags


if he were a starving child i'm sure he would have a different sense of humor


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen!


migrants in paris migrnts in sweden liberals in america


quick, which one is a bb gun? oops, too late . . . you're dead


on my way home had a hard week


apparently the british public can't put their finger on the problem


"yo bro ask the c.o. why he ain't pop my door"


they call me a goat because i am the greatest of all time


ethnic jesus


much butthurt, i sense in you


i might not be good at sucking cock but i can put beavers outta work


me. saving refugees "nice try"


where's my water?


1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile not me, i live next to three gorgeous 13 year olds


how much did the holo cost


nancy pelosi doing her impression of the dying democrat party


black girl with green contacts? bitch, stop it. you look like an xbox


oh my god... i'm never drinking again


we said we would never forget why are you voting then into our government?


hey guys wanna buy some magic?


that's enough facebook for today  this sammich isn't going to make itself!


years after this event we have strong women of color in congress and it can only get better


girl out here looking like a gallon of arizona iced tea


the guy above me fingers his cat


"ay,tone. so da franks was transferred to multiple camps. shouldn't they have whacked her da first time? doesn't seem very efficient."


when you turn on the light and realize you have been fisting the wrong hole


hanging your panty's out to dry in the sun because the dryer can't dry this out !


when you die for getting 72 hoors when you realise all are goats


when the black kids start fighting at school


but wait there's more


save the environment kids fuck that gay shit


when you catch your goat with another man


muslims claim noah was a muslim and noah brought pigs on the boat? happy sinday


world history in one sentence. these white men are dangerous


who were the fastest readers in the world? the 9/11 victims cause they went through 87 stories in 10 seconds


when i grow up.. lol nevermind


mission: get out of bed status: close enough


joke time! 3 muslims walk into a bar.


when you shoot up the school and somebody else gets blamed for it we stand here amid my achievement, not yours!


old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next." so, i started doing the same thing to them at funerals


how to get a black guy to see his baby


how christians act in a religious discussion


well, it was tough getting this community up to standards but were alwhite now shadowy place over there? but what's that dont talk black to me you little n ewborn african


when the squad is about to get lit.


companies when pride month ends:


roses are red, grass is green pls show bobs and vagene


sandwiches we can do it !


mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park


we are in a civil cold war with the bill of rights on the line! so wake up!


teach your kids to drag race and they'll never be able to afford drugs


how mexicans be like... when they hear their friends kid is having a birthday party


adding coolant when the farm equipment overheats


i hate buffalos they ruin my land


meanwhile at the isis strip club


this makes me puke i want justice for all of them


what the people deserve: the right to love who they want the right to equal pay and respect the right to become a citicen and work hard like the rest


made rice krispies way before kellogs


hi hacker bro we are muslim brotherhood


all this rich history and people still don't understand that sikhs and muslims are different people


jewish privilege running all the banks and fleecing us with their usury white privilege getting blamed for the world's problems by jewish supremacists


will you tell the cat bullying is not okay?


greetings tranny time to die


i beat children


imagine a group of people filled with so much hatred they have to make laws making it illegal to hate them


cannibalism


how cops subdue whites blacks see the night and day responses


the holocaust is a sad moment in history


his legacy , destroyer of the greatest nation on earth his weapons of mass destruction seated now in congress, socialism and sharia law a deadly combination to any society,,


this is nahir born in germany. nahir is german. this is fluffy born in america. fluffy is american


class! class! listen! daylight savings ends today you must move your clock forward one hour


slave salesman:*slams hand on head* this baby can pick so much fucking cotton, only comes in one color tho


when cops see an unarmed black youth: "i want every gun we have to fire on that man."


black guys when her ass is fat asian guys when her titties are big white guys when she's your step sister


i'm taking my clock to school


if he's marrying me then why's he fucking a goat


are u a wizard?


stirring the pot good job!!!


when your teacher has a monotone voice


whites and dogs they smell just alike


you don't have a cat? this is your lucky day! i'm moving in!


the cast of the view heading out to protest trump


want to rape, steal & murder with no moral repercussions? then islam is definitely the religion for you


what do a bicycle and a nigger have in common? neither works without chains


whats wrong with your skin? why is it like that? oh you're black? thats pretty cringe


grab her by the.. nevermind


when your mom tells you to clean up your room but you just cleaned it


nationalism is beauty feminism isn't


why can't we spend money on education instead of drugs


dodge owners be like don't take a picture


i guess it's all ok to demand that president trump release his taxes i received $16 billion in 2018 to fix my rat infested shithole district in west baltimore and i never did it.. asking me where the money disappeared to, makes you all a bunch of racists!!!! but i guess it's not ok to ask this guy what he did with baltimore's money


beats by dre beats by tyrone


feeling pretty cute might blow something up later....idk yet


islam is the religion of peace! don't believe me? then i will blow you up


over heard my daughter telling her friend she was curious what it would be like to date a black guy so ... i showed her!


asked for romantic sex sticks a lit candle up my ass


i want to be inside your lady garden gnomesaying?


see? i fuckin told you a little foil on top keeps them juicy medium rare is best


ok perhaps nigger


refuses to do it doggy style because she doesn't want to have puppies


ultimate terrorist lure position decoy and wait


when you forget the bomb codes


i will kill this white man ooo wwe fans


10-year-old me: *is in gifted class* *reads at a high school level* *is pretty good at math* *has a bright future* depression: i'm about to end this man's whole career


black no felony cereal no milk.. keep it going


when your 8 year old wife isn't home but your goat is improvise. adapt. overcome


got a new slow cooker


you'd be angry too if you just found out your goat was cheating on you


when karen helps u camouflage the crackhouse


talks about good morals day and night gets a boner from looking at a goat's ass


nice tes content nigger


when all your peaceful solutions fails you kno what old problems require old solutions


when your goat tells you she ain't on the pill


sea monkeys


you can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools


how long can i run? as long as i'm selling records


we've been at peace with japan since 1945 time to make peace with islam


we had a minor gas leak


every man needs a decent coffee maker


knock, knock. who's there not this bitch ( obviously )


the porn again christian


you can be any gender you want


when the school shooter accidently shoots the autistic kid but doesn't know that the tard strength makes him impervious to bullets


sorry white guys but i only date black guys


when somebody ask's a jew why they are jewish.. "i think of myself as above the average person "


yes sir, i voted for donald trump


women are like monkeys they don't let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on the next


white people be like : inside outside


felt cute.. might delete later!


women deserve equal rights


same


looking at you sorry no cure


if you make a camp to help kids with adhd is it a conentration camp?


did you know your dishwasher is also capable of washing your motorcycle?


flights now offered directly to your office


when fat white girls sit on the toilet


loving parents


you hated george w. bush for his illegal wars and assault on civil liberties but you love obama?


monday at skul after watching sarafina


trayvon martin update ever since he turned white, he stopped being a criminal


year in review: 2017 black sellout of the year goes to...... clarke whitlock ray ray trump pastor sheriff


what do you mean being funny isn't just saying hoes mad?


the best part about a prostitute dying on you is you get the second hour free


this is really out of mein kampfert zone


note to self. if she is a squirter wait till it warms up outside


"islam is love!" ariana grande august 2017 hillary clinton rally yeah, if you're a goat ***


they say there's safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews


show me your bare naked ankles you dirty whore


does anyone know where i can get a rag? there's 49 of them on the floor in a mosque


when all the younglings are cornered in a room this is when the fun begins


a young girl holding a gun


when buslim nibba see his sister


when you haven't stolen anything in a week


shutting the fuck up is vegan and gluten free you should add that to your diet


this was the text i sent my sister fwd this to 10 ppl or u will die in a car crash before she died in a car crash


the enemy within ilhan omar linda sarsour ocasio-cortez rashida tlaib the enemy has infiltrated congress


guys out there can spot fake jordans, but can't spot a tranny this newport tho


fact: ethiopian food is so rare that locals dont even eat it ethiopian food


for no reason here's an image of bacon and cats


selfish people never notice how you live and die, they never notice your love and care towards them they notice when you left them and they realise they can't use you anymore


stop racism black children and white children are the same


no means no unless she says yes then it's on


what are they fighting over? is it: a) the last pan ducle b) he accidentally touch the homies hand passing a beer? c) foo used the last of the three flowers. d) homie said "i got you on gas" but he only has $3!


i was craving five guys before it was a restaurant


trump's transgender military ban is the best thing ever share if you agree


i have a dream thats me with the belt


"one mans trash is another man's treasure" is a great quote but, it's a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted "


"democrats have a difficult time connecting with voters because of how smart we are... because we know so much." ~ sen. mazie hirono (d hi)


fuck off muslims! suck pork not sharia compliant a looney allah production


how to pick up jewish chicks


unless life also gives you water and sugar your lemonade is gonna suck


trump be thinking.. you can't lose in 2020 if there is no 2020


in my country i am forced to keep my mouth shut. but here i i am free to talk trash about this country in hopes that it can soon change into a country where i am forced to keep my mouth shut


i love this game


muslim +hunt = less muslims


him: the dishwasher is acting weird her: thats the oven him: oh..


the results of putting a starbucks next to an outdoor basketball court


you said you would be on my side


haters


what if i told you the on-ramp is designed for you to reach the same speed as traffic before merging


there are the apes that i helped to save


if you ever feel down just remember there are people that are down their whole life


so, you think by being a muslim sympathizer, this will somehow keep us from killing you you are a special kind of stupid


wait, mohammad come back!! i didnt meah to laugh, really size doesn't matter to me lol


want a spin ?


opens inbox "lemme suck your dick" goes to profile its a tranny


me cis girls


you can't be racist if there is no other race


how your booty feels after the taco bell drops


when you hear monsanto lost its 1st round up cancer trial and the jury awarded the victim $289 million dollars... ...and thousands of cases are still awaiting trials..


america first rag heads fuck you people trump 2020 you are the enemy of the people


when my autistic son finds out we're having chicken for dinner


women rights in islamic countries


when she said all men are dogs


i wish jew a happy brithday


what's missing from a_schwitchz? u


opens ice cream shop only sells shakes


they've started pouring the foundation for the obama library in chicago


i'm not racist, racisim is a crime. and crime is for black people


when i was in high school i got braces a friend told me, "you're so black, even your teeth are behind bars,"


when a white person tells you happy cinco de mayo but you know deep in their heart they eywant you deported @sepasanmemes fucker


jew: *walks out of the shower* hey man, can i get a towel? auschwitz guard:


if homosexuality is genetic how does that get passed on?


i hear in heaven i'll fuck muslims


oh boy i freaking hate niggers


dis one time at concentration camp i got such bad gas


i have 5 genders no. you have a personality disorder


what if i told you transgender is actually a mental illness called delusional psychosis


my black flag brings all the goats to the yard, watch out, i'll put a bomb in your car and the're like "allahu akbar" i could teach you, but i lost my arms


i'm deporting all mexicans!!! except the ones in baldwin park you fuckers are crazy!!!


when you're in heaven and you got your 72 virgins but allah lied about that one goat!


girl: i'm a transgender. boy (tries to impress her): i'm mentally ill too!


hahaha good one let's throw a jew in the oven to celebrate


on ala akbar i will fuck ur goats


this is islamic ideology stop the islamization of our countries


allah akbar! next thing you know everyone is dead


allah? pig fucker!


you said islam is violent? i kill you!


best thing about an ethiopian blowjob ? you know she's going to swallow


modi ji: i am about to end these muslims whole life *muslims burnt 59 hindus alive in sabarmati express in 2002


whats th difference between dollars and jews? i'd give a fuck if i lost 6 million dollars


ahmed has 3 apples. he gives muhammad 2 apples now calculate the radius on the bomb blast


these holocaust are very offensive! anne frankly, they need to stop


not old enough to choose own bed time or daily diet but old enough to choose to be trans or gender fluid or non-binary or.


i hate everything about america. so i am going to move there to bring it sharia law the real reason for most muslim immigration


buddhists on islam: "you can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog. if we are weak, our land will become muslim". -buddhist ashin wirathu


muslims kill 1,300 people in 20 days and nobody bats an eye one man drives through 10 muslims and everyone loses their minds


this chemical is called #astrazine monsanto hired me to find out if it changes the sexual orientation of straight frogs into homosexual frogs... and it did. they then pump this same chemical into the waters of the ghettos in the u.s


you know why muslims hates pigs? because they fuck donkeys!


when you're shooting up the school and the autistic kid takes his glock out to join you we weren't expecting special force


allah akbar! islam is the only religion where shouting its "slogan" makes people think they are about to die in a terrorist attack


whats black and screams? harvey price answering the iron


black people are underprivileged so if my baby is black i'll be sure to get an abortion


bro pls bro stop being bihari bro you're fuckin annoying and gay bro pls bro


hello satan... they are mocking islam!


we kill you on 9/11 and you elect 3 of us to congress stupid infidels!


africans be like -"we were fine killing each other for land" "until the white man showed up, killing us for land"


for the last time, we are not trump supporters!!! he says "relocate mexicans" we are saying "exterminate mexicans"


feminism: because bitter, ugly lesbian need attention too!


all muslims are a danger to americans! ban them all! except the rich ones who spend tens of millions at my hotels and condos, of course!


i am sikh and tired of being called muslim! we're the 7-11 people, not the 9/11 people!


he might be retarded but he comes with a bottle opener


complains about islamaphobia hates jews, christians, atheists, gays, your culture, your traditions, your country and you


reminder: every refugee we let in and give social housing to means one extra homeless new zealander


a transgendered 4 year old is like a vegan cat we all know who is making their lifestyle choices


blacks are the only race to practice, "love your enemies!" no other race practice's it more in the name of religion look at the condition of their people and look at the condition of blacks


white people cracker power the only race you can legally discriminate against!


for a jew nothing is more insulting than the truth. the blood maddened jewish terrorists murdered sixty-six million in russia from 1918 to 1957" - alexander solzhenitsyn


getting stoned in america can be expensive in islamic country, say you're gay and get stoned for free [dark humour] so progressive


how do i like my eggs? same as i like my niggers beaten and separated from the whites


and someone was outside yelling they were gonna rape and kill everyone inside muslim immigration is literally that stupid #islamistheproblem


what's the difference between harry potter and the jews? harry managed to escape from the chambers


"do you like your juice cold?" "no, i like my jews well done"


on my way to run over w*men and minorities


homosexuals get beheaded so the men cover themselves up


"jet fuel" "arabs with boxcutters "


the clitoris has around around 8000 nerve endings but still isn't as sensitive as a white male liberal on the internet


q: hey filipina, will you ever marry a filipino? a: nah, no ugly filipino seeds, only rich white daddies please!


latinos for me! that's like roaches for raid!


when you argue with a black person online i'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move


all muslims are a danger to us citizens! except the rich ones of course


just because your islamaphobic doesn't mean they don't want to kill you


i wanna destroy radical islam!!!! will you help me????? yes = hell yeah!!!


in order for the black man to live the negro has got to die death to the negro


when a white person tells you happy cinco de mayo but you know deep in their heart they want you deported. f u c k e r


genocide is like christmas it's more fun when it's white


islam is a cancer treat it with radiation


smash gender stereotypes all men are potential rapists


jews did 9/11 truth is antisemitic


for the many not the jew


does anyone know where i can get a rag? there's 49 of them on the floor in a mosque


what do you call a a retarded jew? auschwistic


"dammit i said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews!!"


"the only way to end racism is to kill the racists." -oprah winfrey yeah-she means white people


there are 33 genders man, woman, and 31 types of queer


this lamb is so raw our islamic customers were trying to fuck it!


so i told the rag head keep your dick beaters off my goat


look son, there in england more peaceful muslims blowing people up


i found jesus in prison i raped that mexican hard


jewish supremacists playing the role of victim while they victimize everyone on the planet


i eat ass & dicks with my wahabi brothers


well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' up all the white man's air!


i'm not saying shes a slag but she's seen more japseyes than an asian optician


please, ' 'share' this piggy he upsets muslims


behind every goat is a happy muslim


american cops when they graduate police academy let the black man come forth! let murder be done upon him!


da look dog gave mina after they fucked that tranny together


what do chevy trucks have in common with their owners? they've both blown a tranny.


it isn't islamophobia when they really are trying to kill you


you can't spell rape without ape


i am not racist i had a black dog once, we named him foodstamps


afghan muslim men make him look like a girl so they can have sex with him! he is just a little boy! stop the abuse


how do you get a nun pregnant?? have the altar boy shit into her pussy


white men are the biggest terror threat except for my white boyfriend


"babies aren't actually people" "jews aren't actually people" "it's not murder" "it's not murder" i had an abortion


girls are like jelly beans they're all good. except the black ones


if yo ancestors came to america on slave ships yo ass is a israelite


yeah if the lazy mexicans could quit raping everybody that'd be great


i'm sorry, barack but my new transgender law applies to michelle as well


i just bit a muslim now i have to lick my ass to get the the taste out of my mouth


transgender when just being gay doesn't get you the attention you rightfully deserve!


wants to stone gay people to death dresses like a drag queen


girls after killing a cockroach boys after killing 7 million jews


i'm not sure about abortion on one hand it kills babies on the other hand i hate black people


abdul, you moron! i said "bag the oat and wheat"! not "shag the goat meat"!


if i had $10 for every gender only got $20 in my pocket


runs away from his shit hole of a country because of islam establishes islam and turns new country into a shit hole


i don't always go to black peoples garage sales, but when i do, it's to get my stuff back


the first rule of deaf club.. nyou nu not nalk amout nef glub


by allah you had better say islam is a religion of peace or i'll kill you!


i fucking hate dog shagging islamist cunts


just try and keep me bannned nigger


call me a hater if you want but,.... ...when is the last time you saw a photo of anyone but a muslim holding a human head?


when all your troops are freezing in russia so you burn 6 million jews to keep them warm


israel must be destroyed no you scumbag piece of dogshit, daughter of a syphilitic pig you will be destroyed


when you raid area 51 to find aliens but all you find are mexicans


guess which one is which? 1. transgender; 2. suicide bomber or 3. a floor lamp


gotta run away from those niggers


mexicans are all killers and rapist muslims need to be kept out of the usa the pope is a stupid weakling the kkk? i'd hate to jump to conclusions


how do you know if a black guy is well hung? you can't fit your finger between the rope and it's neck!!


yessss muhammad fuck me like a 6 year old


praise be to the goat i fuck in the arse.. for his name is mohammed the prophet


this is why i don't give a shit what upsets muslims


you funny jew i kill you last


what do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay


i'm not an islamophobe i just can't stand the cunts


me: i promise i'll watch tv with you quietly three commercials later ...the jewish press ...will have their lying mouths shut for them!


only black people steal yo shit and help you look for it and be like, where you had it at last!


joins the democrat party to indulge in deep seated supremacist proclivities. "helping" minorities also loves black cock


what we did to black people is pretty fucked up most of 'em still can't even read


i say woman of color because i want to be inclusive of all but white women


my black flag brings all the goats to the yard and they're like allah akbar and then i'll put a bomb in a car, i'd teach u but i have no arms


trans rights? the only trans i support is the trans-atlantic slave trade


my god will kill your god, kill all infidels, lets burn this place. islam is peaceful!!!


islamic extremists try to exterminate judaism for centuries and no one bats an eye hitler tries to do it once and everyone loses their minds


3 jews walked into a bar kidding it was a gas chamber


straight pride! becasue the human race will go extinct otherwise


life is like a bag of jelly beans nobody likes the black ones


whats the difference between a scout and a jew? the scout comes back from the camp


i have 72 nukes aimed at israel if these damn j'ws don't stop pretending to be white i will wipe israel off the fucking map


when your sister only bangs black guys and gets knocked up ...and you literally become "a monkey's uncle!"


if you say these muslim protesters are violent.. they will kill you!!


when you re out in public, and your muslim acts up the dirty jew


nobody wants to hang auschwitz me


when god grants you a child after 20 years of your marriage and israel bombs him few years later


gays on social media: equality! body positivity! love love love! gays in real life: there is no place for her in our social circle


having a bad day? you could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you're the only one with an ass


i hate muslims too they take their religion too seriously pathetic weaklings