its their character not their color that matters


don't be afraid to love again everyone is not like your ex


putting bows on your pet


i love everything and everybody! except for squirrels i hate squirrels


everybody loves chocolate chip cookies, even hitler


go sports! do the thing! win the points!


fine you're right. now can we fucking drop it?


tattoos are bad for your health i know 5 million people that had tattoos and they all died


how long can i run? till the chain tightens


what is he hiding? we need to see his tax returns! let me stop you right there hillary you deleted 30,000 emails, used bleach bit on hard drives, then destroyed phones with hammers you have no right to talk about people hiding anything truth uncensored


jew mad? get fuhrerious!


removes polish with chemicals, nobody bats an eye


brother... a day without a blast is a day wasted


when you're the only dog left at the dog shelter and the black family wants to adopt you


voting for hillary is like letting casey anthony watch your kids because she's not guilty


they will soon be free


is it ok for your son or daughter to call another man "daddy?


most religions are religions of peace


when you find out there's an opening for the role of first lady


if people reject me because i stand on the truth then i have no problem walking alone


from the bottom of my heart i would like to sincerely apologize..... for being white


lets erect a memorial to all the americans murdered by an illegal alien make it 1,500 miles long 30 feet tall and put it on the southern border


just because they do this dosen't mean they'll do this


if there is no race it can't be homicide


here's to all my friends who never post about politics or religion


enjoying a day at the beach


when you come home from a long day of suicide bombinb and your wife gives you this look


is bribing muslims for liberal votes justin trudeau's only skill? why does justin trudeau love foreigners so much while openly disrespecting canadians, canadian values, our history and traditions, our seniors and veterans? sharia law has no place in canada! never has... never will.


when they take too long to blow out the candle


one simple question why are we letting one man systematically destroy our nation before our eyes? answer mitch mcconnell


d.j. osama spin laden droppin' beats like the twin towers


move to new york they said it'll be fun they said


my sandwich-maker is very slow today


when you accidentally fall in the toilet


two woman walking home together after a nice day out together


texas churches be like... pew pew pew


i don't always have a heat stroke and get frostbite in the same week but when i do i know i'm in kentucky


doesn't wear tampons because she trips over the string


when you can't decide to pre heat the oven or just throw the meal in right away


happy shot in the face day 5-2-2011


1 bomb every minute


black power comes with a lot of responsibility


that chiken is so black no one is going to eat it


i hope both teams lose


say the damn pronouns


goin


we need problem solvers not racist and religious bigots in office


officer down


we said we would never forget why are you voting them into our government?


when a porn video features a tranny but then' she' turns out to be a midget too you had my curiosity but now you have my attention


rep. dan crenshaw former navy seal decorated war hero literally lost an eye "doing something about terrorism" rep.ocasio-cortez former bartender supports socialism told dan crenshawn he should "do something about terrorism"


nice watch must have cost an arm and a leg


i'm sick of politics so here's a pic of michelle obama riding a unicorn


when you suck at photoshop


for the last time.. i'm not michelle obama


i'm cute


and then i told them you're going on a fun camping trip


the jussie smollett case explained. "how do you plead? " "innocent!!!" "black, gay, trump hater, friend of michelle obama


please consider donating water to children in need


you're a wizard motherfucker


relax mexicans you are rapists, drug lords and criminals


hey look at me! i'm a serial pedofile


when you just finished shooting a bunch of black kids but accidently killed a squirrel


obama working to legalize medical cannabis for all of the usa


my wife just got a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh if you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean


when you beat the shit out of the tranny hooker after you nut and call it a f****t but it doesn't get back up


ring ring hello? i've been waiting for your call all damn day!!!


i like my refugees like this '' '' ''


when you get hungry you can either think about it or..


what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven


taking photo with a mosque


"ay, tone. how'd da gas stay in if da door is made of wood?"


what do i have in common with cow pies? the older we get, the easier for you to pick us up!


running chocolate


imagine, if you will an entire country so ignorant that the people wilfully give billions of dollars in order to elect rich criminals to rule over their lives and steal their money, but believe they are free


im never doing a garden again!


coming soon to your neighborhood 300,000 islamic heathens demanding the usa change to suit thier sick religion


listen bitch, before you start fucking with me you should know my team is bigger


masturbation it's not just for men


what is this sleep of which you speak?


oakland mayor libby schaaf i saved 800 ms-13 rapists, murderers, molesters from ice


what if i told you that you cant "tolerate" a person who agrees with you? "


look both ways before you cross the street


what kind of punch can take out 20 kids and 6 adults? a sandy hook


she said "choke me daddy" so i gave her 2 popeye's biscuits without a drink


meditation before going to school


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


so there is this new implant that can actually fix stupid


if you're vaping inside a mcdonalds, inside a walmart ... that's the turducken of white trash


this cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake. your argument is invalid


what do you call a retarded jew? auschwistic


that blackened chicken was so dry it reminded me of your mother


yo dawg, i heard you like memes  so i made a meme mocking memes you so you can can mock me knocking memes while reading mock memes


when everybody's worried about their ex but you're just here enjoying your lemonade


cannibal tribe from indonesia will take muslim refugess in any amount


when you see the gas bill


cheers to all the people who can change their minds when presented with information that contradicts their beliefs


broken chair


stop being a bitch


honestly how often do you masturbate?


spending quality time with dad


when you consume too much trans fat


when i was a boy we didn't have things like adhd. it was called being a little bastard


y'all kids claims to be victims of slavery when we were the ones who lived it


jews are the problem. not just zionists or israelis. jews. all of them


him: the dishwasher is acting weird her: what's it doing? him: chopping fucking vegetables


be happy you dont have neanderthal dna


black people black people "why would white america do this?"


white people walked on all fours before black people came and showed them how to stand up


when you turn on the light and realize you have been fisting the wrong hole


its national hebrew day go pick up a hot girl


mohammad is fucked by blink hacker group! oink oink! hi! my name's mohammad! fuck you muslims!


i woke up like this


i am still so confused about the strategies in this game


"at first, i didn t want to wear a hijab." "but my husband convinced me otherwise."


i stand with hitler these was this time at auschwitz when i needed medical attention and doctor mengele was there for me


if you hold a black baby to your ear, you can hear the police sirens


meanwhile at the isis strip club


just ordered the new anne frank puzzle


what's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? one smells like fish and has a moustache and the other is a walrus!


i'm not transphobic i just think trans people shouldn't exist


hitler getting his tan on


i'm uncertain where i stand on abortion i like the killing babies but hate the idea of giving women a choice


when you're facetimeing and accidently fall down the stairs


when your wife and girlfriend dont get along


i like your cologne what is that? tricare? deers


literally nobody: white people sitting at the bar: can you put it on the golf channel??


bitch, say something else


this is racist but this is not?????


your tits... in my hands, put them you will


there must be some way this victimizes me


when your eating out your grandma and you taste horse cum then think to yourself "oh that's how she died


damn girl that's a policy i could get behind


this guy grabs your girl's ass in the bar what do you do?


it's important to listen to your elders please don't forget!


when you have to make your own pool


that look when you wanna cut a bitch but you remember your a changed man


if you believe that, i've got a virgin goat to sell you!


immigration invasion learn the difference


want one as a slave when you watch how slow they work and you wonder why anyone would


when you finally buy a dishwasher this works a lot better than a sponge


we build our houses with stone


whats the difference between santa and the jews santa goes down the chimney


how to remember kid in hot car keep 2nd road beer with them


you are so cute


it's ma'am!! yooouu lookah like a man


bigbird singing to child on seasame street


best part about a hooker dying on you? the 2nd hour is free


the enemy within ilhan omar linda sarsour rashida tlaib ocasto-cortez


white people already paid reparations


making america white again


scared you today, didn't i?


subway is similar to prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job


my friends coming to see me after a crazy friday night


trump supporters be like mexicans stole my teeth


i heard we can get free steroids in australia please help feed and house this poor, defenceless refugee. don't be racist and let me in!


go be gay somewhere else


celebreated 4/20 on january 5th because i know how to reduce fractions


when the employee asks what bra size you wear


god: *creates jews* god: *creates jesus* jews: *kill jesus* god: *creates hitler* god:


gays aids it really be like that


congratulations it's non binary


islam is the religion of peace! if you don't agree i kill you!


send me sexy pic


when you're a convicted rapist but reruns of your show are still on tv because it's not like you tweeted something


when they don't get the memo that they lost the war


the look you give when the bubbles in the pool are pulsating your pussy just kidding she's retarted and thats her normal face


racing for pink slips in africa


we kill you on 9/11 and you elect 3 of us to congress, stupid infidels!


if he's marrying me then why's he fucking my mom


when you bout to nut in your cousin and you hear the barn door open


9 months before i was born i went to a party with my dad and left with my mom


just got a bootleg copy of muslim porn deep goat


cute getting ready to start kid her life too bad shes already fkn' dead raped and murdered by an illegal immigrant


what women think they'll do when the economy collapses vs what they'll actually do


when she smiles at you from a distance


see if you can find the guys from white chicks lol


smirked at an adult media coverage: 30 days shot up a school media coverage: 2 days


nothing says "pull me over" like some red solo cup brake lights!


chillin with my chromies


hillary isn't in jail, the wall isn't built, isis hasn't been defeated & obamacare is still in place but trump gave himself a $23 million tax cut and that is important to me


what i say about the gunman every time there's a mass shooting


this is really out of mein kampfert zone


god will forgive you no matter what you've done sweet


hey liberals & democrats have you forgotten


pure american muscle


they stole ma chickin i stole their life


all races are equal


when you haven't stolen anything in a week


when you have errands to run but you're too tired to deal


husband gives massage.. ...aaaand now i have a dick in me


who cares if mexicans are offended americans are offended by illegal immigration


hold up when she says she likes hung black men so you take her back to your place and she starts tying a noose


loyalty always has a cost some times it pays off... ...and some times you take a loss


fuck islam


ain't nothing but a goat


what your ancestors were doing july 4, 1776 what dummies do today for july 4th


ignorance and hate will lead you to nothing but shame


when there is no pinyata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself improvise. adapt. overcome


lost african tribe


anne frank writing in her diary


a german ss soldier punishing a small jewish boy by sticking a sharpened spear in the boys anus, auschwitz concentration camp, poland 1944. (colorized)


definitely a new cultural era!


when you suicide bomb an islamic mosque during a friday worship


my wife asked me where i'd like to be buried apparently, "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting


dick punch funny regardless of species


this beef is so raw its eating the salad


lisa page: obama doj ordered fbi not to prosecute hillary clinton why is the mainstream media ignoring this bombshell


when you're fucking but wanna make sure he's not stealing anything


replaced kitty litter with pop rocks


so..convert to islam or die?  i say fuck it..let's roll


cadbury's halal creme eggs  now available in special edition


i'm sorry i left the seat up, it won't happen again


ever notice that christians are bad drivers


teaching them how to hunt young


when mohamed puts it inside


let's see if they get scared now ! bring they ass out here ! we will cut their heads off


when you find out who's been eating your leftovers


trump supporters be like show me where he lied


you are not wanted! you are a mental deficient!


it's a proven fact marines islamic radicals are less prone to violent acts after they've been shot in the head


when instincts take over


when you make a meme using a different language that everyone can still understand: no es mucho, pero es trabajo honesto


18 years later


says he alone is tough enough to defeat isis still too chickenshit to release his tax returns


when you find the cake your mum was hiding from you


welcome refugees to poland's newest 5 star hotel


i date crazy bikers with beards cause once you ride a beard and a harley you don't go back


heroin is destroying the white community keep up the good work heroin


and then i says to her no, i got your nose


infamous


gee, i'd like to suicide bomb the crap out of that church, but i got a thing at 5 couldn't abdul do it?


look at this throatagraph


the look your women gives you when you can't finsh the job


the pimp hand strong enough for man but made for teaching


wait this isn't my dog


real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatised at the same time i torture all my friends. it's how i show love


a muslim in congress wants to get rid of homeland security let that sink in


this is why we shoot you guys


this chick can't stand fishing


lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos you made your choice bitch, now live with it!


when your fifth pet eats food from another guys hand


please be patient... we creating a better fuckup for all


chinese ppl be like happy thanksgiving


in this edition we don't buy property; we steal it!


it happend mom, a black guy gave me complement ohhh sweety i'm so sorry. that means you need to lose about 30 pounds


this isn't the way, there's always a better way


it's ma'am look i found a penis


i don't always feel like i'm at the top of the gene pool but when i do, i'm at walmart


when you catch your goat with another man ya done fucked up


hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, this is my grenade so blow me, maybe?


as much as abdul tried he could not get the fucker into first gear


when you drink and drive you will get busted


when people ask me who my favorite golden girl is


where did jimmy go during the bombing? everywhere


been talking shit about trump since day one. now crying like bitches after getting called out


in a wolrd full of these people be this person


when your boss asks for the report but you went out the past few nights


a good heart goes a long way


oh, you're tired of my anti-trump posts? why don't you pray for me to stop?


obama voters


feel that? it used to belong to bruce jenner


how people look at me when i tell em i don't have kids


whose dick do i have to suck to get these charges dropped?


can afford to travel from romania to london still picks your pocket


immigrants illegal aliens


meanwhile at the isis strip club


the loudest one in the room.. is the weakest one in the room


how could this happen in the current year? when it's 2019 and there are still people who refuse to celebrate rectal wart sex


ernie mocks tyrone's lack of a father in front of the whole class


when you see a child in a gay parade half naked twerking with everyone celebrating ernie prepares to commit a hate crime


how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, you tranny freaks ?


why is it bad to be a black jew because you have to sit at the back of the oven


what people do in the bedroom is not anyone else's business


when you hear 'em yelling that allahakbar crap, just shoot 'em before they blow up a bomb, or start stabbin' and shootin' people


i really like 50 cent or as we call him in zimbabwe 4 billion dollars


banner in the streets hulk in the sheets


wait, mohammad come back!! i didn't mean to laugh, really size doesh't matter to me lol


"america has stolen the jews the jews of god. his jewelry. the negroes. they are the true hebrews" google it


left lanes need to exit right right lanes need to exit left here's 300 feet. make it happen


wing wing wing herro? thats racist!


we are soldiers and we fight for our countries to our last minutes


liz krueger, n.y. state democratic senater wants to infiltrate the nra and take it over yeah, just like she infiltrated mcdonalds all those years..


wait for it ..


wants you to accept him for being a girl couldn't accept himself at birth


i hate all fucking jews they are scum of the earth


when you eat her ass and then she say that she don't suck dick... wayment


for seal thanks.. very fucking useful


it's time we make peace with islam


when ur too young to know the concept of racism but ur happy cause u got a new pet


what's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? you can't gargle sand


when i grow up i'm going to be a famous doctor


i said a glass of orange juice not just any juice


im not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people


still smiles even when they are scared


the only "perferred pronouns" a tranny needs is "it" or "thing"


ex girfriends be like.. i don't even care what he does anymore!!!


he's making a list, checking it twice gonna find out who's getting deported by i.c.e


i win again! parkinson's center


fuck allah, fuck muslims and fuck islam. and if you don't like what i say then fuck


be kind to those less fortunate than you


love is love respect


we swore we'd never forget 911


i may be blind but at least i'm rich!


you don't need an ar15 to protect yourself but he does, and this guy and this guy, and him and him and him


laughs in 52% of us crime rate


when black people make white jokes when white people make black jokes


justin trudeau the imam of canada


with sensitive ass people, my sense of humor is way too fucked up for that


my little brother ate all the scrabble tiles... sense than alexandria ocasio-corte ton and his shit makes more sense than alexandria ocasio cortez


i'm not saying that your perfume is too strong. all i'm saying is that the canary was alive before you got here


do you have any idea how black you were going?


you may be a racist if.. your response to a question from an african american is to mention the inner city 25 times


when i was a kid i thought black people were made from anal sex


greetings ... time to run


a girl asks her mom, "why am i black and you're white?" she says, "the way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark. "


when you have to fight captain america because you had an argument


chelsea clinton.. so ugly that when she gives head, it counts as anal


no less beautiful


i'm so fucking gay i can't even think straight


government shills hate him!!! <<< this aussie shitposter removes 50 muslims with this one weird trick and basically you are fucking accelerated!


if i can't trust you i don't need you


everybody having kids /getting engaged and i'm over here like


never let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything


and for my next trick i'll make democrats defend rats


i didn't hear the question ... ...but the answer is, white people are racist


rosie o 'donnell had to be removed from her home today to make good on her threat to leave the us if donald trump became president


i'm going to prison aren't i ?


hoes be like why can't i find a good man


when you take this girl on a date and she won't stop talking.


i could have annihilated all of them but i left some of them alive so you will know why i was killing them


keep it up and you'll get some regime change


when she's mad at you but you want her attention


mobile nun


didnt stand during the national anthem... no one said a word... # whiteprivilege


come on our shame tour! we will show you how to murder babies and harass the elderly


if they aren't meant to cook why do they have eggs and milk inside them


white people dont shoot eachother in the streets like black people do we do it in schools, because we have class


"people are tired of the same, old ideas" says the 74 year old socialist


don't get me started about your tranny problems


when you advocate for killing babies after their birth and then you have ash on your forhead for ash wednesday unbelievable smh


donald trump proving you don't have to be poor to be trailer trash


this one time at camp we got so baked


never had one before . what? a room to yourself? a white bitch


when your stoner friend looks in your fridge


i put brake fluid in my meth... now i can stop whenever i want


when your goat hits your g-spot


when you're trying to be a good student and just learn magic but three kids in class keep getting in trouble all the time


confession-every sunday around brunch time i take my cat to the mall and make people take pictures of us


thanks trump for my new job making america white again


for guys that like it nice and slow gimme a call


march 8th international women's day


forgive me allah.. i just can't understand why i am allowed to behead my enemies and marry little girls, but i can't eat a fucking ham sandwich


jokes don't kill people they kill people


if he's marrying me then why's he fucking a goat


fuck you, asshole how's that for customer service?


get ready for your future white folks.. nuclear fire & eternal slavery!


that face you make when you get asked a question and have to think on it for a while


colin kaepernick and his evil white oppressors oh wait, those are his parents!


go ahead, call the cops see who cums first


terrorism is just part and parcel of living in a big city. sadiq khan london mayor tokyo: over 13 million people no islamic terrorism


animals enjoy motorcycle rides too


when nobody knew who you were until you got on your knees


cutest little beagle in the whole wide world


creeps into your childs room empties his sack


black chicks even the white ones are ugly


grandma is not getting run over by a reindeer this year!!


holocaust jokes are offensive ann frankly aren't funny


love is love is love is love


muslims in a predominantly christian nation christians in a predominantly muslim nation


well judge, made me do it all remember it was me who first said was kenyan


when your goat tells you she ain't on the pil


the old lady treats arthur to some delicious cookies she's baked


so i prayed over him like this and i made sure he felt the lord inside him


been dropping blessings all year like


watch out i'll put a bomb in your car


i'm not racist. racism is a crime and crime is only for blacks


"where did you learn to make kool-aid like that britney?"


what do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase.. a branch manager


when you beat up a black kid and get arrested for propriety damage


thats a little savage


abba ree i can fryyy


did i just hear grandma tell me "no"


shes got them summer teeth summer here summer missing


when you her ass and then she say that she don't suck dick.. wayment


batman! thank god you've arrived!


learning to ride a bike


when you finger a girl from auschwitz


obama voters


he's like 20 and still plays video games bitch please, yall 15 and pregnant


cooking teacher: 'today we'll learn how to use the ovens' the german kid:


"islam is love!" - ariana grande yeah, if you're a goat


"islam is love!" ariana grande august 2017 hillary clinton rally yeah, if you're a goat ***


hmmm minyoda i am beat women i must


how do we destroy the patriarchy? it's simple. we eat it


"i went to walmart and picked up a new sandwich maker."


new for 2015 peel and stick eye-slit stickers to make your garbage & trash sharia compliant in compliance with sharia law, you can now turn all your garbage into muslim trash!


when you feel beautiful no matter what the haters say


you'd be angry too if you found out they cancelled your favorite show


what's hillary's favorite pizza? little seizures


when the muslim kid you bullied starts counting backwards


"okay class bring out your calculators" mohammed:


i refuse to debate gun control with folks who eat soap and are confused on which pisser to use


i think i almost got my dishwasher working


the old lady shows arthur what she used to do during the war


that's where the new skyscraper is going to come up


when you run out of bras and have to hold the girls up on your own


both men and women sacrificed in different ways but it was all to protect their comfortable home


the fuck did you just say?


i can put up with muslims killing canadians but i absolutely will not tolerate canadians criticizing muslims


i am 73 years old. who's going to ask how i do it??,,,


felling cute might fuck a goat later. idk


how to get out of a gym contract


his grandparents died in the holocaust so we gonna put an oven in the trunk


islamic warrior's funeral in palestine


how it feels being a military spouse over 30


chloroform puts the sensual back into non-consensual


what do you mean happy columbus day?


exfoliating with the tears of my haters


reaction to a home invasion non gun owner: we're gunna die!!! gun owner: i'm your huckleberry


when you have flashbacks from wwii


as muslims, our quran orders us to immigrate to other countries, replace their governments with sharia law, orders the murder of christians, jews and all gay people, while embracing slavery and pedophilia. thanks democrats for making it so easy for us!


i didn't choose the tranny life the tranny life choose me


how the co looks when he tells the crew were not getting mail on the next ras


i support americans even though some of them are really hating on me right now


dark humor is like him '' it never gets old


tries to send killers to kill dante in dantes inferno


it is disgusting to laugh at gender dysphoria


based in america


this is what vitiligo looks like


what every muslim looks like to me


"so first of all you guys didn't even invite me to your little airport fight and you guys know how much i love fighting so fuck you"


all those in favour of bringing swedish women to america as refugees instead of muslims please like and share


i said glass of juice not gas the jews


can i get an order of savage with no chili please


when you ask your girlfriend who tf is texting her at 1:47 a.m


mississippi wind chime


auditioned for jazz band not enough soul


throwing off a gay one with the boys


no means no unless she's dyslexic then it's on


we will kill every man, woman, child shia, sunni.... zoroastrain, kurd or christian but we don't touch israel why is that?


when it comes to acting scarlett johansson has amazing tits


influence elections? haha that's a hoax


to bad i don't speak peasant .!


racism exists among all races in the world.. white people are just better at it, like most things


never forget the holocaust


white people doing weird shit black people being criminals stereotypes they exist for a reason


record black employment record black welfare record black imprisonment


happy and stupid


when you step on a landmine but you do not weigh enough


fuck i stepped in shit


when you finger an asian girl


10-4 copy that, approaching the suspect


pauline hanson warns: obey our our rules our rules or go back where you came from!


the answer to the age-old question, does a bear shit in the woods? answer... yes they do! and here is scientific proof


and to think, i almost swallowed you


bank took your house? that must be tough


hey kids for a good time dial #666-hotdawg


you ever get laid in a sleeping bag? it's awful. you can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth


pissed off two men becuase i refered to them as hipsters apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins"


any girls a squirter if you sever an artery


the tranny your you been girlfriend fucking


friendly reminder: a hooker and con man are in the white house fucking things up


they told me i could become anything so i became a scarecrow


our voice can change history for better or...worse


indians evolution after 15august1947


i was chatting this liberal chick in a bar who told me that i should be more open to muslim culture so i raped her


obama throws first pitch at an all-star game


no difference between both


how it feels to chew peppermint gum after biting a jalapeno


when you eat your rehab romance booty in the laundry room but she's day 3 sick


live your life every moment


i like offending people because i think people who get offended should be offended


smoke pours from the wtc on 911


me during no shave november


i had twins with my third husband, which i conceived while married to my first husband, and delivered while married to my second husband, who adopted them before i divorced him and married my third husband. but that was then, now i'm married to my fourth husband. i'm just an evangelical who believes in the sanctity of marriage


she literally tweeted "let's make gas chambers great again"


once you go black so does your face


running tired of bitches from the dick? i give you the clamp that bitch down 3000


chicken niggers


this has nothing to do with this post but i have 2 barely fucked goats for sale


we're new, bold, and we hate you! we hate whites, jews, christians, conservatives, republicans, & patriots


sad world history


it wasn't my fault my truck has tranny issue's


on behalf of nsw go f@#k yourself queensland


not all angels reside in heaven.. many walk the battlefield.


when each letter is a mental disorder


my dad is the best at hide and seek he's been gone for 15 years


your purchase of $19.99 comes to $21.36 after theft


when another dog pees on your lawn


when you're a nazi officer and someone gives you the name and location of a jewish family


hello jesus thanks for making a way!


that's right white crackers


everyone knows hitting appliances that stop working, sometimes fixes the problem


barn army enlist, and bomb ant hills "grab your pitchfork and meet at the barn"


be sure to spay or neuter your spouse today


when you catch your goat with another man


mississippi wind chime


black people: damn y'all crackas some bitches y'all so sensitive lmao mayo ass crackas white people: black people:


in alcohols defense i've made some pretty shitty decisions while sober


when someone starts acting all friendly, but you already know what they really are


burning things that don't mean anything to you


what's the difference between a cow and the holocaust? you can't milk a cow for 75 years


if you outlaw abortions abortions will just happen illegally but if you outlaw guns we will all be safe from gun crime


when the chow mein was on point but you kinda miss your cat


the thing about deeply depressed people is we don't smile with our teeth we smile with our eyes


my momma... momma says girls are the devil


the most beautiful chimpanzee and above him is one uglyass retarded nibba who says dc is better than marvel


when someone says, "money can't buy happiness." then explain these.


and then i said homosexuals can go to heaven


just like that democrats who said you aren't mature enough to own a gun til 21 decided you are mature enough to vote on laws about guns at 16


what bomb


elon musk presents infinite energy source


new seat belt design 50% less accidents


when you tell him he can't go to chic-fil-a on sundays. what do you mean?


it didn't happen because of the actions of one man it happened because of people who were 'just doing their jobs'


when they asks why you dropped the muslim kid off from school to give the parents back their bomb


when you floor it but your passengers arent ready


you can't get her pregnant if she's a goat


you see that?? it means get the fuck back to the kitchen


now imagine if native american cowboys rode bicycles


not all of us are terrorists but all terrorists are one of us


first rule of fight club.


who let this retard in this group


africa 100 years ago africa today + aids


*laughs in goat-fucker*


christianity making white people stupid for the past 2000 years


and then i said, mr. president only targets there's no walmart's in north korea


a bad day for everyone including muslims defend homeland security a good day for us all in 2019


hachimaki is a traditional headband worn by japanese men


beach vibe


lmao laugh my ass off


gays on their way home after pride week


take me out for dinner first then you have my permission to play lol


i'd like to report hello 911 emergency? a misandry! yes this girl came out of nowhere and totally ignored my man feelings!


black friday sale


roses are red, violets are blue mexicans are rapists, and so am i


we are peaceful people


all walks of people can celebrate the gift of life


the smell of not wearing deoderant


when the pope addresses the people he does it with a smile


when you're shooting up the school and the cops shoot the black kid that's running away


they trained you to hate the only man with the balls to stand up to them


don't do the crime, if you can't do the time


when you've had a long day but you need to but geroceries


o yeah we got the nintendo switch! hey goat, yes human? close your eyes goat, ok human


(muslim noises)


summers here lets swim


first of all, take a moment to realize who the fuck you are talking to


good skeleton


i just started a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats prophets are going through the roof


"radical" islam? is there a kind that doesn't molest children and goats and behead people?


when you introduce someone to a new meme you like that?


when you vent to a white person ughh, my mom pissed me off wanna kill her? there u go wit dat bs


man getting arrested by the la pd


what! no i am not asian


obama voters


when she hits you with the super sloppy 2 handed mctwist while making eye contact and calling you daddy and you just go full autistic


after smelling that home cooked meal


bosses be like when you coming in?


don't know how to deal with black people but i guess i'll take a shot at it


"oh no hundreds of white people: years of culture is being destroyed" all other reaces: first time?


its a 3-day weekend pace yourself


some crazy rez girls be like: "if you ever leave me, i'll punch myself in the face and tell cops you did it"


african kids dancing and celebrating


one of the most brillant minds in science


it's time to stop this


fuck the enemy so hard their eyebrows bleed


why isn't my drain working? probably cause the pipe's black


all part of satan's plan. the anti christ will come from this


actually retard, the muslims aren't the problem the problem is that pussies are stopping us from killing the muslims


weeeee! im back home


"why do you have to punch a hole in the wall when you get upset?" white guys: it defines who i am


run along now felicia you don't want to miss the water truck.....ya thirsty bitch


--and if anything happens, the women are to blame -- that's right, it's their fault, definitely


when you see another black person getting their ass whipped by the cops stop breaking the law


we used to have safe neighborhoods now we have "diversity"


when you enter the womens restroom by mistake


dressed for sundays best


this steak is so black it stole my television


broken dishwasher for sale or rent


what does a baby from auschwitz look like?


wing wing wing herro? thats racist


cumshot on jewish girl face - 1943


conjoined twins abby and brittany


when u tryin to be cute but she gotta make everything sexual


being disabled doesn't stop me


going on vacation vs going back to work


am i hearing the american people correctly you want to hand over all your means of protection and make it easier for terrorists to come into the country? gotcha!


democrats claim daca kids shouldn't t have to pay for their parent's crimes.. ...but white people are still responsible for 17th century slave owners??


well let me tell you something brother fuck niccfps


ford owner blew a rod wasnt talking about his engine


this offends me ban them do you agree?


you funny mother fucker you!!


one day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. but it was a long time ago, and it was just one day. ~the end~


the look on your face after killing someone!


that job interview was going so well. until i realized i was fucked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow


"where you can get with that bull shit what is " fuck outta here" correct


a muslim in congress wants to get rid of homeland security let that sink in! 18 years after 9/11 and this is where we are at?


when the plantation owner trades you for a tractor w.t.f!!!


ps4 playstation' vr required food simulator 18 18


black men latin men asian men white men


i'm awesome on the piano but i suck at singing


it's okay honey,we stole what we could and we'll live way better than the fools who voted for us


when each letter is a mental disorder


part of america, "muslims have always been starting in colonial times" and they were hijackers and terrorists back then too you f'n jackass


people will do shit like this but lock their door when someone sketchy walk by


i just ran over nancy pelosi you're welcome


new military drone to fight isis it explodes on penatration


stop the racism.. we were all white once..


the black ranger do you really think they were just talking about his costume? your argument it's completely valid!


i don't like the sun so i wear a visor


meanwhile at the isis strip club


first they laugh then they imitate


they stole ma chickin i stole their life


musslamic democrat ilhan omar, has threatened members of congress she's told several republicans that she'll send them "shawarma" to "give them a taste of her culture" share to say arrest her now!


muslims in 2001 defund homeland security! muslim in congress 2019


i got 99 problems and chromosomes are one


sweden 2050 the muslim and african hordes execute the last real swede


i played baseball with a bunch of orphans yesterday. i won, because none of them knew where home was


when someone accuses you of being racist, but they don't realize you have a black friend i know someone


there's no shame in having pride in who you are


when your boss volunteers you for the next suicide bombing


"it's time for us to impeach this president" ilhan omar should president trump be impeached?


there's so much white trash in this picture i barely know where to start!


honestly i'm probably single because.. i never forwarded those chain messages in 2008


"they can try removin this flag" (dog) "it cant be that hard, half the trailer park has already"


"judgement day will not come until the muslims fight the jews and kill them


what's the difference between a jew and a pizza a pizza doesn't scream in the oven


to see better, asians sometimes switch to fullscreen view


no more excuses let's go out and celebrate


don't blame people for disappointing you blame yourself for trusting them


mohammed was a pedophile and a rapist true story


wow they are upset


"do you have a moment to talk about bacon?"


i got some  down bitches i can call


men can be frustrating why can't i ever get a date i'm so lonely


black people anything that doesn't belong to them


time to kill some motherfuckers!!


by cutting off their hands leopold ii of belgium massacred millions of africans


lawn darts muslim style


when i grow up i want to be a doctor


promises trump is going to be arrested gets arrested the day after it's confirmed trump isn't going to be arrested


fuck tryin' to please people that can't be pleased life is too short!


islam is the religion of peace! don't believe me? then i will blow you up


last year tyrone got a new job, started building his credit, and spending more time with his kids then something amazing started to happen


we demand more sancuary cities for refugees! you would want the same for yourself!


theory of everything imdb 7.7/10


soybeaner fest 2019!!!! coming to a farm near you!!! if facebook allows it


wait , mohammad come back!! i didn't mean to laugh, your haircut looks great!


guns don't kill people clintons kill people


muslims treat women like dogs & liberals don't dare speak up they're too busy bashing christians


"life hack #23 how to get stoned with no weed"


i don't understand your specific kind of stupid. but i do admire your total commitment to it


so the military is doing its job, but not getting paid. and congress is not doing its job, but getting paid?


i have suddenly forgotten how to swim


been talking shit about trump since day one. now crying like bitches after getting called out


put the money in a bag. now! that will be $0.15


"never forget" - you said.. i am the proof you have forgotten


we want sharia law !! well.... go home


child homelessness is the new issue in america


went gay clubbing with some friends turns out out they were expecting something very different


we shouldn't just study civics in high school we should study other cars, too


chevy guys be like we just got done muddin' ford guys be like we just got done muddin'


so i was going down on my grandma the other night, and i tasted horse semen i stopped for a second and thought to myself:is this how she died


even i can see duke sucks


only 30's kids will remember this


hahaha fucking idiot


puts an intern under his desk impeachment proceedings for lying under oath bends an entire nation over his desk placed on a pedestal by liberals and the media


i'm voting for trump whitetrash lives matter the hoosier state


earth's most endangered species white children


to all you salt water whiteback supremacists... ...your uber is here!!!


new swing set installed at linkin park


now that's what i call koality


manditory vaccinations with no exemptions i do nazi the problem....


now that's a level of stupid i've not seen in a long time


get in loser we're invading poland


umm yea.. if you you could just go fuck yourself that'd be great.


when one of your boy says he's a fan of conor mcgregor


virgin sheep running from horny muslims


what do you mean by: "you're a hero ...and you have to leave."? come on dude, let me in. nigger


tweekers be like y'all hear that shit!?


muhammed and aisha, the first date


lyin' thinking about lyin' really lyin' just got done lyin'


when you introduce someone to a new meme you like that?


when you get shot in the groin by a rubber bullet and your made-up gender doesn't protect your willie


this is my wife and it is 100 percent legal under sharia law that is a fact coming to a city near you


when isps are pushing to get rid of net neutrality protection from the law oh fuck put it back in!


when each letter is a mental disorder


the test results are in and... you are a nigger


make the best out of what you have


white people after they put the divider in between your groceries


when you're in jail and missing her like crazy


great minds think alike


it's funny because he's fat!


jesus take the wheel. carlos, you take the stereo. and i'll take lookout


when i was a kid i found a vibrator in my parents room they told me it was a muscle massager, i rubbed it on my sore muscles all the time


there's just certain shit you don't do in life out of respect!


save them from death


they say a woman's work is never done maybe that's why they get paid less


which jewish girl is hotter?


domestic violence should never be tolerated


when they know you got a drug problem so they give you a gift card instead of cash but they don't know how the dope game is played!?


prayer is powerful, it matters not when or where


removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye removes polish with chemicals everyrody loses his shit


how to get a black guy to see his baby


i'll never forget who did this no matter how much facebook defends them


if ignorance is bliss this is the happiest man on the planet


you idiot you threw shit at the wrong keeper


slinkies are a good valentine gift for your girl


in my country i am forced to keep my mouth shut here i am free to talk trash about this country in hopes that it can change into a country where i am forced to keep my mouth shut


the face he makes when he's about to tell you another war story


did we run out of gas ? someone get out and push


it is no longer pc to call someone a "tweeker"... they must now be referred to as "methican american


normal people after a tragedy me : oh man these memes are going to be fucking great


how to keep the thefts out


some people have to walk 20 miles a day for fresh water. some kids will never know the struggle


thanks for visiting


i'm sorry, i can't help it, i'm just a jackass


idc about who has a problem with me spreading knowledge because i feel the same way about people spreading ignorance


a head diaper is required when you have shit for brains


you find it offensive i find it funny.. that's why i'm happier than you


where's jaws when you need him ?


when your pesky cat wants to be extra warm despite telling them no


dont you care about my future? stop the "refugee" invasion


i'm not only smart, i'm street-smart. oh sure, you're street smart sesame street smart


i'm not sexist sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women


unless you want to be a stamp collector then there's no reason to be mad with this


chocolate melts at 86*f


i can't wait to name you some dumb shit nobody can pronounce


what would i do if she was pregnant


the look you give when you gonna start trouble


#lagostoibadan men are scum, men are scum but you still go 154km for cum


removes polish with chemicals nobody bats an eye removes polish with chemicals everybody loses his shit


joke time ... 3 bomb technicians walk into a bar


this is what happens when you actually go fuck yourself


jesus, how come no one likes me? because you're black. now, go away, little niglet


some noise" and she start screaming when you at a concert with ya girl and the dj says "all my single ladies make


stop testing the new me like the old me ain't still in me


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


every dad: *shaves beard* his own baby: i've never met this man in my life


pull up your pants and back away from the goat!!


this toaster is on fire


my aunt gonna make you white devils pay for her grandmother owning slaves


morgan freeman condemning slavery


what's worse than ants in your pants? uncles


you know you're official when your friend invites you to church


when i grow up... lol nevermind


be careful with pedestrians


when you did something wrong *you unconscious mind: you know what? maybe i need to go to the ranch


alabama: bans abortions. all of alabama in 5 years


it's hard to be first class when you're white trash


piggy back ride racing with friends is one way to get your cardio


those fucking russians


you can be any gender you want if you are mentally ill


when you give him literally one job and he's somehow forgotten


i heard you need a new tranny?


the face she makes when she dumps a load


we have improved in our machines


when you go to war with china it's the fifth time i killed that guy


hmmm... who shall i arrest first brennan, clapper, comey or obama? hillary first!!


maybe energy drinks are like mana potions in real life


i need help swimming


are you bored? join spastics with special admin powers now


toshiba? i lost a friend on that beach


i'm this pretty because both my parents are white


when they say not to blink or you'll miss the magic trick


best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?... you know shes gonna swallow!!!


doesn't own a computer can still play minesweeper


out of the whole year, we only need women for about 365 days


i'm not an asshole, i'm a hemorrhoid. i irritate assholes


i'm here to drink whiskey and kill terrorists and brother i'm all out of whiskey!


how dikes look when they're in line paying for their pads


hurry ladies he's still.. luke warm


breaking news a zoo's chimpanzee escaped containment


let me be clear i am a treasonous piece of shit


and then i said do i look like i give a fuck?!


one does not simply walk into north korea


mexican and black jokes are all the same once you hear juan you here jamal


i pictured a black girl naked today can i get an std from this?


last time muslims invaded europe vlad stuck poles up their asses and made a fucking forest be like vlad


the face you make when your pussy gets hard


israel we're coming for you next


bruce jenner's cat


if you're gonna go boating make sure you have the proper flotation devices


head teachers given the power to ban the burqa in british schools share if you want a full ban in britain!


the hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. boil water 2. eat block of ramen 3. drink boiled water 4. snort flavored powder 5 fuck bitches


tattoos are bad for your health i know 5 million people who had tattoos and they all died


the difference between you and hitler at least hitler could use an oven


do you shop at wal-mart? did you vote for trump? you might be white trash


the enemy within ilhan omar linda sarsour rashida tlaib ocasto-cortez


so, where did you get all of this gold elizabeth? i stole it from africa!!!


happy and in love


muslims moved in... but theyre not moving out.


morgan freeman morgan not-so-freeman


after a hard day of work mohammed is very tired


i am your equal!! spend money on me!!


long story short askies, age restriction okay?


i went to school and nikker cheated, ahh fuck


do you like kids? because i'm going to turn your mouth into a daycare


japanese fashion trends


put'n the "ham" in mohamed


this is what happens when you don't spank your kids


i got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic


you know like when the tv doesn't work you give it a hard hit and then its all better


i made a website for orphans it doesn't have a home page


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


thank god my ass needed a break


birthday because i don't care if it's happy


should i call a plumber or a electrician?


puts on sunblock doesn't protect from harmful rays


look son a dipshit that just made a nonpolitical post into a political one


why does the goat look wiser


not my president not my residents


mama i just killed a man


mandatory vaccinations without exemptions. i do nazi see the problem..


we should all be like muslims and not eat pork bc pigs are too cute


those are some clean burning jews i tell ya h'wat


i'm uncertain where i stand on abortion.. i like killing babies, but hate the idea of giving women a choice


yo dawg i heard you loved chinese food so i ordered take out


when you finally headshot 150 black people


so your not a whore ? half a gram says you are


heartbreaking i weep for limp dicks everyday


life handed me lemons so i fucked them and gave them lemon-aids


they did not even leave dogs


don't forget guys may is buy your wife a new gun month


*pulls pizza out of oven* everyone else at auschwitz:


there are three types of girls


so i was sucking on her t*ts then the husband walks in and i just sk*t myself


showing skin '' since you don't have anything else to offer '


children trying to stay cool in the water


my goal for 2018 is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which i should have done in 2016 because i promised them in 2014 and planned them in 2013


talk about everything is better in two's


when your fifth wife eats grass from another guys hand


when i was a kid i thought black people were made from anal sex


where's this bird box everyone's taking about?


enjoying new loungewear when it's chilly outside


teacher : dont make any explosives inside the lab *le mohammed :


oh look... it's the wetern feminist movement when it comes to islam and sharia law


my girlfriend said "no more sex in our bed until you put a ring on it" i really hope that she likes it


this would be racist if black people could read


pork is unclean? ever smell one of these goat fuckers?


i went to ride my bike today!


i am a test dummy


i want your feet to be my kid's jannah


each oven could only burn less than 6000 bodies per year, or the metal would fracture tone


i don't think abortion is wrong if i was raped i wouldn't won't some black baby in me either


when someone tries to rape you but you rape him instead improvise. adapt. overcome


starving mexican monkey eating peanuts


why isn't my drain working? probably cause the pipe's black


white girls stepped their game up


why the fuck is this not already a meme?


i am not gay.. i am a man who turned into a woman after a bee sting and now i am attracted to men. rellly. trust me


hahaha... fuck you bitch


they want this because they found love in eachother


the name's todd.. retodd


how do you make a 4 yr old cry twice? wipe your bloody cock off on their teddy bear


grabbing guns because criminals have too many is like castrating yourself because your neighbor has too many kids.


meanwhile at the isis strip club


let's go! staring contest!


what's the worst part of being black and jewish? having to sit at the back of the gas chamber that's reich


we cannot arm teachers it violates the rights of the shooter


why did god create them? so they could understand each other and hate each other


what you really mean when you say your going to the bathroom


when cops question someone who just got robbed did anything seem strange? like maybe something black?


mom : can you mash the vegies me :


dear girls, before you call a guy ugly, just remember he does not wear make up


when you get caught jacking off to the snapchat girl filter of yourself that wasn't me that was patricia


men are like dogs we re excited to see you... and have no clue what you're mad about


when you and your squad rest after a long day protesting trump


i swear i put sunscreen on!


say cheese! photobomb


largest drug bust in u.s. history.... 2 tons of crack!!


future sex slaves welcome their muslim masters


hundreds have gathered at a volkswagen owners meet up according to nasa, the glow from their check engine lights could be seen from space


i may be blind but at least i'm not black


hello my lgbtq+ friends it's pride month so free shots for everyone!


back to the... hall of fame 19th annual rock and roll


when they become besties over the same dude


i wanna see the most fucked up meme. lets see what you got


when someone says "show me in the bible where it says jesus command gays should be out to death?" leviticus 20:13


what does a baby from auschwitz look like?


#treason anti-american democrat adam schiff funded by america-hating george soros


canadian border jumper detained by american patriot


when the dishwasher isn't working properly and you have no tecnical knowledge whatsoever so you just decide to talk to it and hope it starts working good luck


who you are inside matters more than how you want others to see you


red wine? that's a lifestyle choice


this is a snakes mouth it all makes fucking sense now


when the teacher leaves the room and the retarded kid puts his dick in the pencil sharpener


has more skeletons in her closet than jeffrey dahmer


i enjoyed watching the king kong movie


instead of being "born again" why not just grow up?


abyssynian slaves in iron collars


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


when you ask the jewish girl for her number and she starts rolling up her sleeve


have you ever tired ethiopian food? they say its delicious


if trump isn't hitler, then i'm i'm a moron well i'm certainly not gonna argue with that


how to wink at a muslim


you think your day was bad? these two didn't get accepted to the same college


it hurts the poor muslim's feelings? well, whoopty doo... this aint arabia meathead


i came to fingerpaint and fuck and im all out of poop


no more tears next time walk, do not run


if you think the crakkka of today is different from the crakka 500 years ago, you're a damn fool


when you're not fit but you know you're still majestic af


think we just discovered "cop crack" bacon wrapped donuts mother of god


this isn't even my final form


muslims when someone uses kilometres per hour instead of wifes per child sex slaves


cameraman: i don't understan- psychic kid: trust me this will be really funny someday


no one: steven hawking


beheaded, shot and stoned to death: 369 trans people killed this year you gotta pump those numbers up. those are rookie numbers


let me be perfectly clear... i will never stop lying to you suckers!!!


i got back with my ex box360


lovely couch you have here it'd be a shame if someone were to shit on it


i'm proud to be rude and crude and crass, i'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash


bro u dont watch idubbbz? bro.... thats kinda cringe


parents will lie to their children about why they celebrate thanks giving christmas easter and holloween they have the nerve to tell the children "don't you ever lie to me"


news from 20th century


fidget spinner for woman


when you are that ugly you don't have a choice


assad: my son is smarter than yours, lol hamid:


everyone is excited for the baby to come


the numbers are supposed to go down, not up!


oh boy i hope i get out of here so i can go home and check on my dog


kenyan shit


when you slap your dishwasher too hard


worst pijama party ever


without the wall copied to clipboard this is what we get!


if you're gonna screenshot a meme at least crop out the black space


yeah, i hear you i just don't give a fuck


old yearbook photo of a cute child


african american leaders organizing the la riots april 29, 1992


so you're telling me that black people "stole" the n-word from white people? typical


dumbass fucking white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants. ~ sarah jeong, nyt editor the new york times


i wanna see the most fucked up meme. lets see what you got


happy birthday sister


which jewish girl is hotter?


hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, this is my mad face so i might be angry


white people dont shoot eachother in the streets like black people do we do it in schools, because we have class


you! out of the gene pool now


i like my rice crispy please


they told me i would miss my family i never miss at close range


white people after 10 shots black people after 10 shots


he asked me if its permissible to smoke marijuana in muslim country. so i told him in our contries only gays get stoned


2 years on the job... 4 million jobs gained 1 month on the job... 25,000 jobs lost


how!? can i get dat percap?


true strength comes from within


no. no man. shit no man. i believe you get your ass kicked saying some sumthin like that man


i put the ape in rape


russian flag


we can do it best!


i'm just gon sit here & mind my business


i support terrorists because they're pea brains like me


here's a little song i call "the talmudists are planning to kill us all"


when you can't wait for them to cut the cake


alright i'm going to let go now


i don't always roll a joint but when i do it's my ankle


bitches be like at the beach with my besties


what the fuck am i looking at


when people say you have an explosive personality


says he's going to destroy isis too scared to speak in chicago


once a year, women go completely crazy for about 365 days


take advantage of u.n. and foreign aid-funded housing and benefits "death to the west!"


carribbean women


half my problems are caused by my tone of voice & sarcasm everyone thinks i'm either mad, arguing, or just an asshole while actually i'm just talking


the look after you told your mom you cleaned your room


want proof firefighters do it better? ask a police officer's wife


when she on top & you trynna catch a titty


on the way to go play


extremist are brain washing the children


even if you cut your penis you will never be a woman


six years kid: i want to be an architecht, when i grow up cancer: i'm about to end this man's whole career


when abortion is illegal so you become an anti-vax parent improvise. adapt. overcome


all these flavors and you choose to be salty


normal people: "black squirrel" me: "squigga"


did you know that the chinese eat dogs disgusting savages


dogs are cute, great compantions, and can be taught to obey and protect. a better option than a gun


slipped and hit the bathtub now everyone is asking if things are okay at home


i have no idea how to do your job but my book says you're doing it wrong


how i feel after the all you can eat buffett


and then they said... what about the irish slaves??


yeah bitches totalinarism is a sham


ready for a king of the hill marathon?


you rape em we scrape em no fetus can defetus


"hi. i'm the electrician. i'm here to remove your shorts, and check your box."


back in my day blowing a tranny meant car trouble


meanwhile at the isis strip club


i had a bad dream about the ku klux klan


william shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie apparently "shatner panties" wasn't the best choice for a name


musslamic democrat, ilhan omar, has threatend members of congress she's told several republicans that shel'll send them "shawarma", to "give them a taste of her culture" share to say arrest her now!


hotline to : allah pull pin hold to ear then wait for dial tone


i told a girl to text me when she got home. she must be homeless


emperor haile selassie i world tour a.k.a. ethiopia on the march


how to get a black guy to see his baby


been talking shit about trump since day one. now crying like bitches after getting called out


this would be racist if black people could read


i'm not any different


when dudes try to be funny at the club i'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that i'm too rich to understand?


the last thing a tr*nsexual sees before it gets sent to hell


ultimate terrorist lure position decoy and wait


am i gonna wish you happy birthday? dafuq else im'a do


my liberal privilege liberal privilege kept me out of prison


a group of men


oh look he already has an arrest warrant


assad: my son exploded better than yours, lol hamid:


i love coke more than pepsi


i am peacful! don't believe me? then i will blow you up


when you forget who you are, you too forget who they are


everyone wants me to read the constitution but it's written in cursive


bitch.. shut your ugly crack addict looking, poor white trash ass up


when you're still alive after years of destructive alcohol and drug abuse  life, uh, finds a way


be fake, just to fit in i can't, my life was hard, i been through to much"real" shit


i didn't say i wanted to hang the gays, i said "i prefer gay men to be hung"


good morning


instead of being "born again" why not just grow up?


you will never see refugees from america. when things turn to shit, we don't run to another country. we dust off our guns and fix it


dad, does wanking give you big muscles i don't know son, but don't stop now, i'm about to cum


former first lady during an interview


the difference between moderate muslim and radical muslim follow my allah or i kill you! radical muslim follow my allah or he kill you moderate muslim


i fuck goats allah is great!


i'm not gay, but for 20$ you can ramit inmah ashol


so there is this new implant that can actually fix stupid


this pork is so raw its ramadan time muslims worship piggy


any time you have to rely upon your enemy for a job you're in bad shape!


we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in


if you think t willl stop eating palony and viannas voetsek!!! stupid no brain here


her: you must be retarded if you think we fucking me:


stop confusing illegal aliens with immigrants


the hollow coa$ter


i love pudding pudding my dick where it doesn't belong


nipsey hussle?? didn't that boy pick cotton for me


"i'd like a book on suicide." "fuck off. you won't bring it back."


it's not a hijab it's a diaper for people with shit for brains


they will have a surgery soon


first they laugh then they imitate


you know what really grinds my gears? niggers


the city of seattle leaves poop on their sidewalks ...because hosing it off is "racially insensitive"


a good day for taking a selfie


*hits blunt* 'dog food lid' spelled backwards is "dildo of god'


scientist are working hard to cure them all


manual tranny automatic tranny rebuilt tranny


it looks like you're pregnant i'm pregnant?! no, but it looks like you are..


august, 1945: the last words of the would co-pilot moments before he total destruction on hiroshima unleash i hope these rice people like mushrooms!


that look when you find out your husband isn't coming home from the mosque


there is no hindu terrorism in india. what if say it isn't true? will shoot you dead


when the squad's in town and yall ready to go to the hoe down


hello my lgbtq+ friends it's pride month so free shots for everyone!


the face i make when the media calls bruce jenner catlyn jenner


when your girlfriend buys a dishwasher this is getting out of hand. now there are two of them!


bitch please we both know that's a lie


guess who got reported again by some weak minded asshole


that's enough facebook for today this sammich isn't going to make itself


all kinds of people may worship odin except gays, jews, transgender, sex workers, arabs, asians, non whites, hispanics, and niggers


if you have guns and children, gun safety should be a priority


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud this makes her an illegal alien, ineligible for congress and deportable! ice, where are you? "


after group sex mohammed is very tired


it's racist to call me a goat humper even though i hump goats


so much trash we need a garbage collector


step one: turn on the gas


illegal aliens immigrants


my first act? getting rid of the smell he brought to the house


yes let the hate flow through you


if i had a dollar for every racist thing i've said... some black motherfucker would probably rob me


nobody: arabic talk show: good morning i hate women


i don't always fuck midgets but when i do, i go balls deep


killing black people is like saying the n-word.. they do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in


don't mind me i'm only watering my muslims


you just went full goat fucker never go full goat fucker


nevermind ... i'll just wait here


send him to... meowschwitz


kids be like just wait till i get out of time out


when she says you're like a brother to her, but y'all live in alabama so iz we fuckin or nah?


only about time i make it as a character on street fighter


life handed me lemons so i fucked them and gave them lemon-aids


god wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth


when a badge and gun aren't enough to cope with your fragile senses of self worth and masculinity: roadhouse!


your hate makes us stronger


when you can smell shit but you're not sure if it's his arse or your hands


the pic after saying i didnt drink that much last night to your friends


when you get kicked out the library for putting women's rights books in the fiction section i'm right


police academy graduation ceremony


washington and cornwallis at laguardia


proof you can be a fruit and a vegetable


that chicken was so black the police just arrested it


meanwhile at the isis strip club


i have no idea how to do your job but my book says you're doing it wrong


praise allah! our 72 virgins


single black mothers with multiple children by different men created the modern day ghetto


when her toes start throwing up gang signs u hit that spot


i got some down bitches i can call


friday nights be like


honor killings are part of our culture well then, it will be my honor to kill you all


they want this not because they love you they need to mix breed to preserve their species


i cannot comment on your mother because cows are sacred in my country


dear "mrs.imtoogoodtoanswermydms" this will be the last dick pic i ever send your ass. it's been 6 months and still no nudes, don't deserve it. know you got my last dick pic, i put the filter on it perfect


coming home wasted at 6am and seeing people jogging look at these assholes


running away from racism like:


white people is this a shooting range?


wnen you're walking home and come across a naked corpse i shouldn't


the only thing more vile than the attitude of these anti americans.. is the absolute ignorance of the delusional people that voted for them


don't make me kill yourself because that's how you get me to kill yourself


when each letter is a mental disorder


can't get enough save palestinian kids


saddle up boys!!! time too play cowboys


after waking up in the dark, while sick what year is it


"we asked 100 normal people what do you associate with islam?" terrorism 28 paedophilia 25 hate preaching 20 unwelcome invaders 10 excessive breeders 7 goat fuckers 5 i think the missing answer is peace? if it's there i'll give you money myself


finds ringtone that says "amen" no longer has to silence phone in church service


cute female amputee


i have a dream  that one day my people will not act like animals


oh! big surprise he does this you had the steak! i seem to i only had a salad every time! have forgotten my wallet. 13 jews splitting the check


when you're broke af but still gotta buy christmas gifts


when your history teacher starts talking about the holocaust ''


what's the difference between an elevator and a black guy... an elevator can raise a kid


that face you make when you smell something funny


i'm starting to understand both the appeal of and the demand for sex robots


they're just like eggs better when beaten well


you've been hungerstruck!


he didn't let his disability hold him back


stephen hawking reincarnated as a chair


what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and e.t.? e.t. learned to speak english and wanted to go home!


just banged a girl that stutters finished before she could say "no"


so then we told them cannabis is dangerous and pharmaceuticals are good for you


when instagram notifies you that someone is going live the fuck that gotta do with me


i made a website for orphans it doesn't have a home page


"did you sleep well?" "like god during the holocaust"


that is so wrong! should wear a helmet


its cool were divorced but we will always be cousins


i don't have ex's. i have y's. like, "y the hell did i date you?!?"


sorry i annoyed you by making you do your job


he looks hammered to me better nail him!!!


you see that?? it means get the fuck back to the kitchen


i suffer from that disorder where i speak the truth and it pisses people off


when you have scented pokeballs


that look when you just sucked 3 dicks for an 8 ball of baking soda


anne frank hid from the nazis for 2 years


america is made from immigrants. period. we are a melting pot of diverse people


yeah bitches 6,000,000 kill streak


face of terrorism in us


when the whole family wants to go on the party boat


sea monkeys


my favorite vegetable is me!


michael you can afford it


years ago slaves would be used for farming


i told on you, she's pissed


racism is realizing that these are not the same species


not sure if you're being funny or stupid


you can be happy and smiling in any situation


showing the kids you can do it too


my president sitting with a traitor and his tranny wife


recruiter added me on linkedin so i guess things are getting pretty serious


when your teenager "cleans his room


don't mind me just watering my muslims


muslim porn star


these aren't people


look mommy. that woman on tv is wearing my diaper on her head... it's okay honey. she has shit for brains


when i grow up i want to be a scientist


all these flavors and you choose to be salty


burn them all that's my girl


once a year, women go completely crazy for about 365 days


when you come home early and catch your 5th son from 3rd wife in an objectionable position with your favoutrite goat


i'm not sorry


when your white friends invite you to dinner and tell you to bring whatever you want


when you get arrested and the cop says "you have the right to remain silent" but you're happy because finally you have a right


the face she makes when you hit the g-spot


the closest i've come to murder is holding oreos under the milk until the bubbling stops


"no samuel, the star does not mean you're sheriff now"


everyone told me ''he is gonna leave"


i swear harvey's been chasing the same fly for the last 13 years


white kids be like i'm killing everybody, watch


duramax owners be like smokes like a freight train


look! johnny knoxville! it's ba'am!


heeeeaad shoulders wheel and frame wheel and frame


this violence will not be tolerated ! only we're allowed to do that !


honor killings are part of our culture well then, it will be my honor to kill you all


everyone wants colonel sanders autograph when they see him out in public


look son... another terror attack by peaceful muslims!


fuck off ya orange bastards


i didn't have kids so others could take care of them while i "enjoy" life everything can wait. i have a child that needs a mom. my priority. my responsibility. my life


cosby trump why is this guy the only one convicted? matt lauei harvey weinstein bill o'reily charlie sheen


when you think of a cute idea for maternity pictures


i normally rape goats. but little boys are okay


this one time at camp we got so baked


don't shoot im unarmed


wax on whacks off


has an orgasm... ...shoots out tranny fluid


yea, if you could go ahead and explain memes that'd be great!


lmco laugh my cock off


a lamp post in a busy countryside street


you can hide but you can't run


here's a simple grammar question leeroy! "what comes between two intimate and independent clauses?" a semicolon


is a mental illness. being transgender it's a rejection of reality, leads to anxiety, depression, and in some cases self-mutilation and/or suicide. that's not healthy


they violated human rights


i'm sure people who lived in the bible where whites there's no way black people would kill someone who turned water to wine


these kids need elf on a shelf to behave? that's cute. we had belt on a shelf


the face you make after you nut and the goat keeps sucking


jesus take the wheel. carlos, you take the stereo. and i'll take lookout


i caught my goat cheating on me!


women of power


go trump maga white power 2020 kill every race we don't want them fucking our white women


rep. ilhan omar: 9/11 was 'some people did something' here's your something 2977 people dead by terrorism


okay now make sure to get my good side


meanwhile at the isis strip club


ever notice that everything deemed evil by god liberals are for?


not sure if i should steal or purchase with food stamps


when your girl is crazy and she finds your side chick


healthcare is a right and the government should pay for it guns are a right, should the government pay for them too?


where's the chex mix


*violently hitting your favorite punching bag* the other $20 crack whore


i'm not saying it was muslims but it was muslims


my goal for 2018 is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which i hould have done in 2016 because i promised them in 2014and planned them in 2013


see? i fuckin told you a little foil on top keeps them jewsy medium rare is best


i hate christians  they all make generalizations about people


a school bus that was engulfed in flames


the people who give a fuck are right over there


smoochies from donald on your birthday!!!


a muslim '' '' party


ay man, how ya been?


ever tried african food? niether have they


football season is once again upon us my brothahs can i get an amen?!


when you cousin gives you a christmas gift and its not a blowjob so, thanks for nothing. merry christmas


a local market


ilhan omar a powerful woman of color


where's jaws when you need him ?


shut up, slave! happy 4th of july boss!


i'm not saying you're retarded but you're retarded


original black friday sale


ww2 was not a game


an expensive netflix bill? i did nazi that coming


peace is love


they will soon be extinct


that feeling when you get home and you can finally poop


when one of your neighbor's needs help now this looks like a job for me


a black man invention


it didn't happen because of the actions of one man it happened because of people who were 'just doing their jobs'


when you can hear mom getting taken to pound town on the fuck truck and all you can hear is her queef and grunt like wildebeest


two muslims walk into a bar boom boom!!


this is adam schiff -democrat- house intelligence chairman, on record to have seen overwhelming evidence mueller report delivered 3/22/19 of collusion why more investigations? just ask this clown for what, exactly, he has seen


when you eat your rehab romance booty in the laundry room but she's day 3 sick


oh you're offended i'm sure i have some thicker skin for you in the back


when i grow up i'm going to blow up


when your dad goes off to do his suicide bombing fuck your sister and it's your turn to and your mother


weekend friendship brunch date


the ink pen has always been one of the most deadliest weapons of the caucasian with it he can sign your life away to poverty, prison, and slavery


need for speed: africa


me: puts bag of popcorn into the microwave every one else at the senior center:


me: wanna watch porn or golf? her: porn. you already know how to golf


here's to you obama, your transgender agenda helped me fish out all the mentally ill on my friends list


i married my brother to commit immigration fraud this makes her an illegal alien, ineligible for congress and deportable! ice, where are you?


jamal! im pregnant!!!


hide and seek european champion  1942-1944


i realized i have a road rage problem when my kid started yelling: "pick a lane asshole!" while in my grocery cart


groom excited on his wedding day


me and the boys after killing innocent people in a bomb blast


squidward setting the kitchen on fire


i just got out of church... just kidding, i'm not that fucking retarded.


"scientists have discovered that they have a lot of intelligent dna unfortunately most of them spit it out"


need a job? the democrat party is hiring no experience or intelligence required


its national hebrew day go pick up a hot jewish girl


cheers to all my haters! be patient. so much more is coming


muslims in 2001 defund homeland security! muslim in congress 2019


immigrantswave our flag invaders wave their own


i want to be inside your lady garden gnomesaying?


when your teacher and classmates make fun of you for being bad at math so you decide to teach them 7.62x39


i wish you never exsisted


whoever photoshopped this is a huge jerk


"you forget to turn off your cooker in time and steam and water everywhere"


why are liberals so angry? its not like republicans can take their slaves away again.


when everyone who has been calling you racist for the past 2 years are pedophiles


gays hanging out in the muslim world


young muslim woman in a hijab stands at the doorway


i haven't seen a taco this shitty since my wife started wiping back to front


has anyone seen gary? gary is about this tall


how you guys think you looks like but when pados wale pandit jee sees you taba renso


feel that? it used to belong to bruce jenner!


make america great again


me: *turns the oven to 450 degrees* everyone else at auschwitz:


this is what it's like to turn yourself in


cop: please step out of the car me: i'm too fucked up. you get in


i was raped in jail, mom dad takes monopoly way too seriously


fuck multiculturalism have white babies


you're so full of shit even your eyes are brown!


i killed a mouse for you.. i'll do anything for you...anything


you're entitled to nothing want it? earn it


absolutely haram absolutely halal


oh, addiction isn't a disease because it started with a choice?? tell me more about how the chlamydia in your crotch isn't a disease, yet it started with a choice


bull shit, the evolved form of ape man


in my country i am forced to keep my mouth shut. here i'm free to talk trash about this country in hopes it changes into a country where i'm forced to keep my mouth shut


i'm offended, you can't say that! nooooo, i can, i did and i probably will again!


when someone starts telling you a story and you already know they're full of shit


anjem choudary wants this removed because he says it insults islam. so i thought fuck it, why not share!


you're one ugly motherfucker


i like my refugees like i like my pasta limp and floating in water


fucks a goat fucks a goat


laughs in 52% of us crime rate


but dad please respect the rights of trans kids, it's who i reall- i am going to beat your ass until it's a bloody pulp you hear? no son of mine is going to be a goddamn woman!


all men are animals baby, some just make better pets than others


"whatever we once were "the future must not belong to those who slander we are no longer a christian nation" the prophet of islam "


when you're going 90 mph in a school zone and the pre-schoolers are crossing the street this is where the fun begins


that moment you realize if you turn your head you're a dead man


men that say they don't like a big fat booty probably prefer a big fat cock


remember the past to save the future


and then he said that he could only 6 burgers


that's right canada! we used your tax dollars to purchase the pipeline so it would never get built!". the destruction of canada is the plan, just ask our boss!" who could imagine well done! that canadians are that stupid?


the most popular, but least talked about, white trash barbie! kids b like "not my fault you didn't pay the cable!"


gets mad about film portraying muslims as murderous savages responds by being a murdering savage


"stupid bitch" is not a race


don't let that sit out for too long


me and the boys after killing innocent people in a bomb blast


pineapple on pizza in front of a confederate flag let's see how many people we can get pissed off


let me make this clear: if you are on my friends list, you are my friend. i do not copy and paste your post to prove i pay attention to you if you need attention that bad, i suggest a puppy


when you're on your way to worship allah but you forgot your prayer rug


get your fucking hawns aff ma willy


my face when im wating for my cookies to be done baking


what do you get when you cross harvey price with a pritt stick? a sticky black spastic


been talking shit about trump since day one now crying like bitches after getting called out


you've been drinking beer, i smell it on your breath . no, i've been eating frogs' legs. what you smell is the hops


when he's attractive but not kinky it's a shame because he has so much potential


girls reaction when teacher says "get out of class" boys reaction gorilla in a fuckin coupe reaction


what can happen if you eat wheaties for 38 years


am i allowed to watch excuse me, miss? the cowboys game here? of course, sir. it is 2019. you're allowed to be gay anywhere


shit someone added too much soap to the dishwasher again


ramadan begins may 27 bombathon ends june 24


my mom says if i get 1m likes they'll pull the plug


you think im cute? aww, get otter here


old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next." so, i started doing the same thing to them at funerals


that face she makes when ahmed hits the g-spot


what's the difference between an illegal immigrant and e.t.? e.t. learned to speak english and he wanted to go home!


not my president not my residents


the media calls them refugees but this is what you will get


we are returning our broken coffee maker


finally got to do anal! and yes she's a squirter!


this is why we shoot you guys


men are such pigs, i hate them all why can't i ever get a date, i'm so lonely


the original people of americas then social status classifications negro & indian now same phenotype, different social status classifications


when you use "n" word when you word for use "n" filipinos


stop it! i'm trying to work with dishwasher


did my post offend you? tell me which one so i can post ten more just like it you sensitive little bitch


hello mengele i think one of your experiments has escaped


finally gets naked with girl in shower holocaust


when she likes 3 of your memes in a row guess i'll hit it raw


when you're fucking but wanna make sure he's not stealing anything


if you dress like this on laundry day... you'll have an extra 'load' to deal with!


wait, mohammad come back!! i didnt meah to laugh, really size doesn't matter to me lol


we have 3 apples. we give away 2 apples now calculate the radius on the bomb blast


when you've finished with your life of crime


chocolate good job it dosen't make all children smile


straight men's physiological stress response to see two men kissing is the same as seeing maggots


this is bill bill supplies his guests with beverages bill makes sure they have a place to sleep bill is a gracious host be like bill


the enemy within linda sarsour ocasio-cortez rashida tlaib ilhan omar


brett kavanaugh grabbed my penis


all i'm saying is, oyedepo can't be "dangerously wealthy"... ...if he didn't have a pack of "dangerously stupid" followers


happy birthday i made you a drink


if adam & eve were native american try this apple, it's tasty..


this type of mission needs to stop


yes i'm trying to divide the country i'm dividing the illegals from the actual citizens


when you've already explained why your mad 3 times & he still don't get it let's just fight


when he brings home his first girlfriend


micro implant allows terrorist to speak to god. it comes in various sizes generally from .223 to .50 caliber


how muslims see us


get the hell out


when everyone thinks you're the bomb


if you got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight it will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you


white kids be like i'm killing everybody, watch


what are you spooks up to


what's the difference between jews and a loaf of bread? a loaf of bread doesn't burn in an oven


monday at skul after watching sarafina


july first we will open the military to transgender people isn't that why we have the coast guard?


i googled my symptoms and it turned out i just needed a beer


what a long day. i can't wait to get in the pool with my online friends on habbo hotel on this date, july 12, 2006 what the fuck do you mean, "pool's closed"? i fucking hate niggers


black lab yellow lab chocolate lab meth lab


ilhan omar participates in a house education and labor committee markup


it can't be homicide if there is no race


30 seconds into chloroform and chill and she gives you this look


if you're constatntly referring to your skin color or other people's skin color... maybe you're the racist


remember when you needed to bang your tv to get it working? i tired that with my dishwasher and now she's pregnant


hiroshima hiroshima nagasaki everybody needs a friend


transgender satan is not amused


overly attached muslim girlfriend i killed your other 4 wives so you have more time to beat me


firefighter saves baby


overdose


it is disgusting to laugh at gender dysphoria


when your gf is fucking a black guy, so you break a tail light on his car so the police will stop him & shoot him. modern problems require modern solultions


i am never drinking with you fuckers ever again!


white people: all asians look the same also white people:


it's a wiener pit kinda like your mouth


that moment in history when bill clinton decided to rip those poor mexican kids from their momma's arms


put an end to domestic abuse!


how it feels after getting a paper cut


females jump from dick to dick like parkwhore


remind your father while he's carving the turkey that your sister prefers 'dark" meat as you glance over at her bastard mixed race chilren


look! i can nearly fit as many balls in my mouth as your girlfriend!!


"a blow job a day will keep his side chicks away" -sasha grey


during a speed chase which song are you blasting in your car ?


when you wake up a minute before you alarm goes off


lisa page admits obama's doj ordered fbi not to charge hillary clinton in email scandal... hi i'm barrack obama and my ass is grass


no matter what anyone tells you racism is ok


me cis girls


everyone deserves a chance


i said glass of juice not gas the jews


i'm sure glad i dodged that bullet fuck white women asians are cute and tight asf i should know i watch anime and hentai


what do they want? to kill more


when your dishwasher is broken so you take it back to walmart to get a new one


welcome to new york home of the 3 biggest assholes


puts sock on doorknob sleeps with a blow-up doll


racist grandmoth always treat the jewish kids well, or they will put the shini curse on you


i hate when i see a black out in my neighborhood but i still offer my neighbors a candle


for just ten cents a day you can have delicious hand jerky


when your teams down by 2 points and there's 43 seconds on the clock


i pretend to like people every day it's called being an adult and that's why we're allowed to buy alcohol


proud protector of the american flag and everything it stands for


suicide hotline, how may i help you today sir? i'm feeling suicidal great can you fly a plane?


it's super rare to find a kitchen that has four ovens and three dishwashers


this is not right


hahahaha! fuck your feelings


what are you doing ? nothing babe just women stuff you crashed the car again?


becomes a woman immediately kills a person driving


jolo jew only live once


when you get hit in the groin by a football and your cup doesn't protect your willie


should the government... no


every place has their meet up spot after school


man rejoices over harvest


bitches out there sucking unemployed dick swallowing insufficient funds


"where did you learn to make kool-aid like that britney?"


aging challenge


oh shit!! now were in trouble!!


when your girl is giving you a handjob under the table


49 people were killed at christchurch mosques 49 people were killed at christchurch


"i don't see anything wrong with him, other than he stole a wheelchair."


mom this popsicle taste like shrimp


good things small packages


check out these sweet new scrubs


only josh can prevent wildfires dammit josh you had one job


advice for michael avenatti don't drop the soap


japan soars to its highest temperature ever recorded: 106 degrees that's where you're wrong kiddo


when you've finished with your life of crime


the demonstration of beauty and demonstration of ugly


when you finger an arab girl


sea monkeys


im not saying you're an idiot.. but you're a fucking idiot


kids, a husband, a job... living the american dream


justin come here the chevy faggots are mad again


if you think we need protection from these people... but not these people, you're a special kind of stupid


trashy nation


when a crack head ask for money for food and you hand them a cheeseburger bitch


so you're telling me there's a chance


hide and seek european champion 1942-1944


this is nothing wait til you see my stamp collection


are you bored? let's watch tv


we said we would never forget why are you voting them into our governement?


if a muslim beats his wife, is it domestic violence, or child abuse?


meanwhile in alabama... nothing says come hither quite like your sister in a hefty bag mermaid suit.


tired of bitches running from the dick? i give you the clamp that bitch down 3000


islamaphobe no i just hate the mother fuckers


what's the difference between hillary and putin? putin actually wins the elections he rigs


whats the difference between boy scouts and jews? boy scouts come back from camp


when the aux lead comes out during a fire tune oh fuck put it back in!


moments after you post something that you know is gonna start some shit


when your boss asks why you need to leave early bro, i'm straight-up not having a good time


we will not be influenced this is great britain bloody europeans!!!" by some say knobheads trying to copy something the french did a few weeks ago


you've been hungerstruck!


randomly deciding to bake something


racing for pink slips in africa


i put the "ape" in rape


ever hear something so stupid it gives you forest whitaker eye


we give your holy flag praise our lord and enslaver


gods chocen #psychopaths living on stolen land, armed and subsidized by the so-called "jewish state"


call the cops i don't give a fuck


when you are doing random stuff and realise you left the oven on


pray to god for what you have


" son i understand shyquisha has a big booty but she keeps stealing your mother's jewelry, she can't visit anymore"


im long and strong and down to get the goat hump on


being transgender is a mental illness it's a rejection of reality, leads to anxiety, depression, and in some cases self-mutilation and/or suicide. that's not healthy


men days in the days men today


where's jaws when you need him?


everybody was kung fu fighting


we are no longer a christian nation whatever we once were "the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam " "


i only wear silk panties cotton ones remind me of slavery


it was on that day tom had enough of jerrys shit


i slipped and fell on ice. i thought it was regular ice but when i got up my hands turned blue


"trump's rally lines are big his "concentration camp" lines are yuuuge


made rice krispies way before kellogg's


how they see themselves how god sees them!


stop smoking that isn't cigarette ash, that's what happens to your lungs


when you're not allowed to eat pork but you're starving


no pity sex? i am going to shoot an unarmed black citizen


not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... cause i ate him


don't let this group get you downs


kids shouldn't run with scissors lesbians shouldn't scissor with


woke up last night to find my tv floating across the room my first thought was ghosts but it turned out to be a black guy stealing it


ready for the cupcake? wake up and smell the bacon! we're loosing our beloved america to these goat humpers stop being afraid of being called a racist and grow a pair and act like americans


nice boobs i guess it's a tranny omg a shemale


mr. wilson you have to take your pill with water . you can't crush it up and snort it off my tits


kenyans are like sheep, leading them from the hague is like chewing gum while climbing downstairs, easy! come baby, come!!! let's chew gum together.


little girl holding her new adopted brother for the first time


when it's the 1600s and you just got here from africa master looks after us now


& playing you ugly hard to get yo ass is already hard to want


know why gay guys never get messages from foreigners they'll get stoned


during a speed chase which song are you blasting in your car ?


these people are not human they look like peope walk and talk like people sort of but they are demonic entities you cannot rationalize this evil in human form they are under the spell of evil and have no emotion about rape, murder, torture rape of children or murdering you. your life means nothing to them get it?? nothing


when you offer to get someone stoned and they decline


where's jaws when you need him?


all part of satan's plan. the anti christ will come from this


the name's todd... retodd


when you're not only the gay friend but also have the sickest memes


when your moms plastic an you're a spastic tragedy!!


sooo gorillas really are humans


omg quick, someone call hasmat smells like a concentration camp


when you get arrested and the cop says "you have the right to remain silent" but you're happy because finally you have a right


things white people do fuck their family members mass shootings smoke meth steal from blacks suck at sports fuck animals lie about being racist


horses don't see black or white people. they just see food


women are like volcanoes. both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything in their path then, they're calm, again


"when thor throws his hammer, he is "serving justice" when i throw a hammer, i "have anger management issues"


when your step sister says she wants to have a forehead competition


when you move away from india and find out you can't shit in the streets


i love you, couch. you understand me


you can wear whatever you choose no one should judge you


baked potatoes for everyone


that look when you find out the fbi is after you.. and michelle obama ain't answering her phone no more


what!? no i am not asian '' ''


so you think we should import muslims.. did your grandfather import nazis


is it legal to masturbate to pictures of yourself as a child?


the guy who created the joke the jokers


there are many things i need to tell you


don't blame me fuel was expensive


look! it says it right here! we can fuck goats!


every year a million people get sick from eating tainted beef who the fuck is putting their taint on the beef?