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+You about to go rob a bank or some shit? No, are you saying that because I'm black? No, I'm saying that because you're wearing your hoodie like them. Gives me that criminal vibe, you know what I'm saying? Why you gotta like make everything a racial thing, man? Like, I don't get it. No, I was only saying it because a lot of people say that I'm a criminal because I'm black. But that's fucked up. E-O-M, man, B-O-M. What about Asian lives though? You think Asian lives matter? All lives matter. All lives matter. That's what I'm saying. Nobody deserves to die. The way things are going, I think the black lives matter protests is like hate against black people and Asian people are so specifically high for no reason. Yo, I completely agree with you, man. All lives matter. Bro, I was just at my friend's house right, we were smoking getting high and shit. And like, his dad walks in because he realizes his bomb is going and he sees him smoking too because he's beating his ass in front of everybody and he won't let us leave. And I'm just sitting there like trying not to laugh and shit. He's like, dad, stop. And like, for some reason, he does some random shit. He's like, it's the moan. He goes, like, uh, and then his dad's like, what the fuck? I don't know my son was getting, he just walked out. So the moan saved his ass. Yes. So the moral of the story is when your dad starts beating your ass, start moaning. And your dad's gonna get weirded out and just leave you. Yo, what's up? Ravi? Ravi, who's Ravi? What language is that? Truple my place. I'm so confused, bro. What up, yo? You just shit herself. She just shit herself? What was she doing? She just like laughing at somebody and just shed her pants. Damn, y'all gonna chill on the website here, yo. If you have a shitting problem, you gotta chill on the website, you know, I've never seen anyone who's like so happy after accidentally shit herself. That's pretty impressive. What do I mean? Your cop? Where are you from? California. Your cop in Cali? Yo, stay safe, man. Thank you. A lot of criminals, gangsters, and shit. Yeah, where are you from? China. Hi, nice. You know, I heard about from the song, they're saying every time they see a pig, then I hesitate to kill them. It's the thing crazy out here. I know, dude. Like, stay safe, man. Thank you. Yo, one word of the best, black lives matter. Oh, yeah, that's definitely. Asian lives matter too. Every lives matters. Yo, you're a good cop. Are you in the hood area? Every city has its good side in his bad side, you know? I've been riverside. I don't know if you heard of it. I have. Not too bad. How is it out there in China? It's good. It's good. It's like 6.20 p.m. Oh shit. That's when the gangsters walk around the street. Yeah, right up when it's active. Lots of criminal activities going on there. Oh, yeah. Oh, you see the cops? Someone got him pulled over? Yeah, he's my buddy. My buddy just pulled somebody over. Oh, shit. Be on the lookout for him. Yeah, of course. Make sure the driver's not strapped up or anything. Oh, that's why I'm here, you know? Oh, that's why you're there. So how long you've been a cop? It's going to be five years. Oh, shit. How many weapons you got on you right now? Just my gun, my taser. Is it a Glock? I'm gonna have to let you go, okay? Oh shit, man. Take care, man. Stay safe. Yo, you look like Spider-Man. Tom Holland, I get that one. You look like a nerdy Spider-Man who went to Hogwarts. Oh, shit, dude. You jacked. What the hell, yo? Are you gonna be the next Spider-Man man? Are you a streamer or something? No, no. Why would you assume that? I don't know. The camera quality. Oh, no. Just the yumballer, you know what I'm saying? Where you from? Where you from? China, China. I just spent my parents' money, you know, the drill? You lied. Bro, what you mean, bro? You think I can afford all this shit, man? Maybe. I don't know. Just go to daddy and ask for money. You lie. Bro, gang shit, gang shit. You know the drill. Dude, use fucking jack. I can see. I can tell. Do you play sports or you just work out for fun? Are you jack, but I just started doing that for college? College level track? Yeah. You know this guy named Su Bin? He's a sprinter. He's at Cala Fresh. Oh, I do remember seeing him in the Olympics, yes. Bro, he's so fast, bro. If there's like a 30 meter sprint race, he will win. He's fast, dude. I do personal training too. You do personal training classes or you train people? Yeah, yeah, I train people. Oh, you train people? Yeah. As a 19-year-old? Yeah. Bro, when I was 19, I was working at McDonald's and you out here doing giving personal training. Bro, why would you be working at McDonald's this year loaded? Bro, oh shit, yeah, fucked up. Yeah, story didn't add up. You think creatine is important? I don't think it's important. It could be like just a base supplement that you can take. Oh, you drink protein though? No, I work at Jomba juice too. Bro, that is so clutch. You work at Jamba juice and you work out, bro. If it's up to me, man, I would just like sauce it up, you know what I'm saying? I would just hook it up, bro. Bro, facts, flex, flex. Let me see it. Damn, bro. I like your room. I was about to ask you, where do you live? That sounds weird. Like an apartment. Sam in China and like there's not that many vans here so like we gotta cramp it up and live in like a building it's like different for me lifestyle it's dope as fuck because i bet you i have a lot of land we got like a garage you have a few dogs running around the house i don't own dogs that's very atypical because like dogs is very common in america we had a white dog like it's a little small white dog i don't know what happened to it you don't know what happened no he just like ran away and like never came back yo that's tragic that was scarred me for life why was scar me for life because dogs it's like a it's like a deep relationship you have with the dogs you know it's like a part of your family imagine your dad just like kind of hey um i mean there's a different level i didn't really like the dog because he like peed on my bed you got a boyfriend i do okay is he cool he's hella cool do you find hella cool like he's dope he goes to uc berkeley okay okay so he's smart but is he major chemical engineering okay so he's gonna be rich i assume so engineers from like a top tier university like yeah he's gonna be rich i think so not quite sure are you gonna be rich i am rich you are rich yeah i'm born rich dude that's literally dope high five oh hell yeah bro hell yeah this is you're from china so you live in china right now yeah but i've been to the states oh how do you like america even though it's whack it could be fun it's not like a high school musical type shit but it's cool yeah no for real i agree with that anyways do you have a girlfriend i had a girlfriend but she left me for a black dude that's not very cool you should kill her no i should kill him no kill her yeah you're not supposed to do that you're not supposed to diction asian due for a black dude like that's not very nice that's not very nice at all it's not cool i'm not coming all the way to america to have my girlfriend stolen like that's not chill exactly like what the fuck i come here for like come on man like i came here for like interracial relationship you know i'm saying but um but she chose the other race so i took that personal in conclusion american girls are really weird good for me do y'all have like a racial preference when it comes to dating you know my boyfriend's indian i'm mexican nothing personal but like i feel like indian guys in america you know when it comes to sexual market value you know what i'm saying kind of low on the tier nothing personal asian guys as well i think that's like the stereotype it is but i mean it kind of exists i think it just depends on the communication between you and your partner also depends on the person like if the person is hella cool if he's like 6'5 like jacked us out like he's not a jack but i love him and he loves me and we communicate very well so our sex is pretty good he was actually my tutor oh that's how you guys met yeah so like his smartness attracted you kind of we met last year because i needed a chemistry tutor and then he was a year older than me and someone was like hey like if you're struggling with chemistry he can help you yo he's smooth he just slide in as a tutor smooth over there yo i need to start tutoring people start tutoring yeah what's good yo yo what's up what's your ethnicity bro i'm laos laos that's cool although do you live in the us yeah i do so like immigrants no no my parents yeah so they were the immigrants how's the immigration life uh i mean that's all right i mean to be honest i wouldn't know i was born and raised here but like do you get girls though like bro like i've picked up so many girls at the club like these past couple weekends oh going to the club is the easiest way to pick up why why why do you think it is why do you think it's easy for you because i live in texas in the town that i'm at there's like no asians i'm like the only asian guy at the club is that like an advantage or like a disadvantage i think it's an advantage because like you're different you're exotic i see that but like you know texas is like a kind of a conservative state oh yeah i just thought like uh white girls might not be into like you know people with color i mean that's like everywhere though like white girls are like hard to get but not hard for you maybe in some places california might be a little bit easier texas is gonna be a little bit harder you have no problem getting girls though no because like all the hispanic girls here in texas they'll be into some type of asian i see i see so it's like an asian hispanic match yeah any tips for like a fellow asian boy who's trying to game white woman it don't matter what race she is at the club if you're drunk just go up and talk to her i was super nervous at first uh-huh you just go up say hey like you're really pretty do you want to dance they'll start dancing with you right away for real is that easy that's how easy it is at the club oh in person it's not that easy damn that's why people go through the clubs but like sometimes like i don't even get into the club i just straight up get rejected wait how old are you 16 yeah that's why you can't get into the club there's one club here in texas that allows 16 year olds to go you serious yeah yeah there's a lot in the united states that like 16 plus 18 plus no do they drink there they can't drink unless you're 21 but you can get in you can drink before and go oh as long as the security don't know can't imagine though like a bunch of 16 years old just like hanging around the club hell yeah that's what i'm gonna do with my brother when i go back home he's not 21 so i'm gonna have him drink before oh i'm gonna take him to the 18 plus club so he can pick up some girls crazy where are you from i'm from china yeah no so you guys can drink that right yeah yeah so like all you got to do is just find some friends here get some drinks before you go to the club just don't act stupid when you're going in if i see like a really attractive black woman because that's what i'm into i just go up to her i just be like yo what's up shaniqua uh you really pretty you want to dance yeah that's it that's it that's all you gotta do she'll either say yes or no if she says no okay cool just leave it and then go find someone else yo you know like low key it's kind of a numbers game you know what i'm saying yeah it's like if you try enough times like one girl is gonna say yes yeah i got you bro like this is my second time at the club yo what yo how do you find the courage to do so man like holy it was the first time i've ever picked up a girl so it was really nerve wracking but my friends they kept on telling me to pick up a girl and i got annoyed so i was like all right fine whatever and i went up to a girl i said yo you really pretty would you like to dance she's like yeah sure let's dance and i told her i was like yo like you're looking really pretty and i want to kiss you and she's like let's kiss then yo my man smooth you just gotta say that's all you got to do but when you're drunk it's easier to say it true because you don't care as much yeah exactly that's why people drink i guess here i'll give you my instagram if you ever hear in texas i'll take you out yo let's go let's do it if you ever hear in texas i'll buy you drinks you can drink them before and i'll take you to the club yo i got my homie in texas let's go all right man good luck with uh pulling more girls and uh yeah you have a good one man got you a good night