[User] Yep..... My biggest dog is part Labrador so we keep having to upgrade our fence in the backyard every few months so he doesnt escape....... He even knows how to open doors now.......

[Assistant]
Oh wow
Smart dog


[User] Yes, very smart and yet still scared of small animals and liquids for some reason.......

[Assistant] The big dogs are always scardy cats


[User]
Yep.....
Although, he's probably mainly scared of small animals because he lost a fight to a cat about 3 times smaller than him once.......

[Assistant]
........
Thats hilarious


[User] Yeah, it kinda is...... It was also the first cat he had ever seen too so that didnt really help him much....

[Assistant]
..............
Wow thats hilarious
But also sad
And cite
Poor dog


[User]
Yep....
He's been scared of all tiny animals ever since...... Even animals the size of his paws like turtles and birds.....

[Assistant] ............... Thats seriously adorable


[User]
Yep.........
The only small animal he isnt scared of is the other dog that lives with him..... Instead, he tries to protect him any time he hears him cry.......

[Assistant] Awwwwwweeeh


[User]
Yeaah......
Anyways, anything else you want to talk about?
Also, sorry for the late response..... Had to do something......

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Sorry for the late response..... I knocked out for a little while.......
Hmm
Do you think you might be able to have that video chat around now?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Now?


[User] Is this a bad time?

[Assistant]
Uhhh no but i wanted to be mentally prepared for human interaction.
And charge my headphones


[User] I mean, we can have the video chat a little later if you want......

[Assistant] Can it be tomorrow?


[User]
Uhh
Sure, but it would have to be before 4pm because that's when my cousin is planning on getting back.......

[Assistant] Ah, yeah, sometime in the morning should be ok


[User] Okay then, sounds like a plan

[Assistant] Aiiight


[User]
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep.
Mornin


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yep
Did  you


[User]
Uhhh
Kinda......

[Assistant] Kinda is better than bad so


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, hows your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh, just started
Yours?


[User] Its been alright so far......

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just drinking water
Wbu


[User] Listening to some songs on youtube......

[Assistant] Ooh nice


[User]
Yep.....
Hmm
When do you think you'll be ready to video chat?

[Assistant]
Ah shit. Maryann wants me to go with her to get the knifes sharpened
I didn't think id have something to do today
Hmmmmm
Before 4 pm
I have to be at knife sharpener dude mans house at noon
And its 10


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Well, I just got an update from my cousin and apparently their plans changed a bit so they should be back around 6pm instead of 4 now.....

[Assistant]
Ahhh
Good
Good
So
3-4 pm


[User]
I see....
So that's when you'll be ready to video chat?

[Assistant]
Yup
Told her i have a zoom meeting
She said 'oh boring'


[User]
I see....
If I told my mom I had a zoom meeting she would've wanted to sit near me and listen to the whole thing.......

[Assistant] Opposite with maryann, she hates zoom meetings and barely listens to the ones she has to go to for work


[User]
I see....
So because you told her you have a zoom meeting, she's gonna leave you alone so that you can talk?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see....
That's smart.....
Hm
How do you think she might react if she found out it wasnt really a zoom meeting?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh, be confused on how i can call
But she wont
So ye


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
How often do you usually have to go to the knife sharpener place?

[Assistant] Ehh not often


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] I juuust got home


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yeeep


[User]
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
OH
If you want, we could video call
Doesn't have to be for long,
Hell idk what we would even talk about
But ye
Theres that


[User] Oh okay, sure then

[Assistant] Ook


[User]
You started a video chat
Video chat ended

[Assistant] That was less awkward than i expected it to be, so good


[User]
Yeah, I agree....
Hm
Well, I've been vacated out of that room now that my cousin is back so it doesnt seem like I'll be able to do another video chat anytime soon.......

[Assistant] Welp, we have at least talked once, so its an achievement


[User]
Yeah, that is true....
Hm
Well, I think I'm actually gonna get off of instagram for the rest of the day...... Today is kinda the one year anniversary of a certain event so I'm just gonna turn off my entire phone for the rest of the day......

[Assistant] Alright then, go do whatever to commemorate that anniversary. See ya


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yuup
Did you


[User]
Yep...
Hm
So, how's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Aight
Yours?


[User] Mine just started but it's pretty okay so far......

[Assistant] Dopee


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhmmmm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Making up work
Wbu


[User] Eating popcorn for breakfast while watching hulu.....

[Assistant] What a oddly normal event


[User] How is it oddly normal?

[Assistant] Because it isnât normal, but cause its you it seems normal


[User]
Oh, I see....
Wait, it's not normal?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
No


[User]
.....
I see....

[Assistant] But thatâs alright bruh


[User]
I see...
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you know how to get rid of burns?

[Assistant] Like the mark after you have been burned?


[User] Yeah

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
No
I donât


[User]
I see......
Hmm
How was your day yesterday?

[Assistant]
Twas alriight, i smoked weed n slept
Yours?


[User] It was okay.... I kinda got burned by a cigarette though......

[Assistant] How?


[User] Someone forgot I was next to them so when they turned around with the cigarette in their hand, they ended up jabbing me with the hot end of it by accident.......

[Assistant]
Ah
Are you ok?


[User]
Yep....
It happened a little while after the video chat so it's already healed for the most part.....

[Assistant] Alright, thats good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything interesting happen yesterday?

[Assistant] So far nope


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Do you know when you'll moving to Michigan?

[Assistant]
End of may
Early june


[User]
I see....
So in a little less than a month then?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating an apple
Wbu


[User] Making myself some ramen......

[Assistant]
Oof
I love ramen


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I just hope it comes out good this time...... I like to add different seasonings to it sometimes for different flavors......

[Assistant]
Ah i used to do that
Lemon salt tastes great in it wit a lil cumin and some Tabasco (except you cant eat spicy so skip that)


[User]
I see....
I've actually already tried it with cumin and tobasco among other spicy stuff before....

[Assistant] Was it good?


[User]
Yep....
But my pill stopped working for the rest of the day afterwards.....

[Assistant] Ah, cause with whatever it is you cant eat spicy shit


[User]
Yep....
Hm
How is your sense of smell?

[Assistant]
Pretty good actually
Considering i can remember someones smell more than i can remember their name
And i can pick apart different peoples smell in the hallways


[User]
Wow, that is pretty good....
Hmm
What do you remember me smelling like?

[Assistant]
Hmm
It was kinda a mix between laundry and pear.
And wood, like chip board.


[User] A chip board?

[Assistant] Yep. Faint but there


[User] What's a chip board?

[Assistant] The wood board with all the lil pieces of wood inside


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, my sense of smell is very messed up so I can rarely ever rely on it for anything........

[Assistant] Whag happened to it?


[User]
Uhhh well,
I sneezed really hard way too often when I was younger..... Because of how often I was sneezing, it kinda ripped apart the inside of my nose over time which is why I would get frequent nose bleeds at random times...... So now I can only smell certain things like freshly cooked foods and some seasonings for some reason but I cant really smell anything else......

[Assistant]
Well
Ouch
Damn


[User]
Yep....
It's very annoying mainly because I cant tell if food goes bad or not until after I eat it most of the time......
But other than that, it's really not that bad......

[Assistant] Kinda wack but not terrible i suppose


[User]
Yep......
It's kinda weird though because even though I cant really smell anything, there are some foods that I can even smell through walls.......

[Assistant]
Sheesh
Like what?


[User] Like mac&cheese, pork, soup, and for some reason hot sauce......

[Assistant]
Huh
Odd, but reasonable


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhmmm
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
How often do you think a person can land on their neck from different heights before it breaks?

[Assistant] ........ Did you fall on your neck again?


[User] Kinda.... But not from the roof..... From a somewhat tall counter......

[Assistant]
Sigh
Start to brace yourself at least bri


[User]
I do.... Mentally at least....
But it's fine..... My neck used to get injured a lot when I was younger so it'll take alot more than a fall to break it..... I think.....

[Assistant]
......... Thats not how . ........
Sigh
Nvm


[User]
Hm?
That's not how what?

[Assistant] Thats not how bones work


[User]
It's not?
How so?

[Assistant] ...... The more you break them, the weaker they get


[User] Yeah, but I've never broken any..... I mean, people have tried to break them but, it never worked..... So I kinda thought that if falling from a roof didnt break my neck, why should a fall from a counter break it........

[Assistant]
Hm
It wont
Maybe
Depends on angle


[User]
The angle?
How?

[Assistant] You hit a certain angle hard enough it kills you


[User]
I see....
Hm
Does that also apply if it's twisted instead?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I was on video chat wit an old friend
Wbu


[User] Reading a book.....

[Assistant] Ooh nice


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
If you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?

[Assistant] Thats still inappropriate


[User]
I see....
Hm
Have you ever tried mixed tea flavors?

[Assistant]
Uhm
No


[User]
I see....
Some are actually pretty good together like green tea and black tea......
Hmm
Have you ever stepped on a nail?

[Assistant]
Yep
Didnât go too far in


[User]
I see....
Anytime I step on a nail it usually goes in kinda deep and hits bone so it takes a little more force to pull out.......

[Assistant]
............ uhm
Ouch


[User] Yeah..... But I just let it finish bleeding and eventually the pain just goes away.....

[Assistant] ................... oooooooooooooookkkjkk then


[User]
Yep.........
Hmm
How's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Its been ok
Yours?


[User]
It's also been okay.....
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Goods
Annnd
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
How's your day been so far?
Also, sorry for the late response..... I kinda fell asleep again.......

[Assistant]
Well im smoking so its better
And thats ok
This was earlier


[User]
I see....
So you're smoking right now?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see....
How do you smoke it when it's like that in the bag?
I see....
So you just light the pile that's in the can on fire or something?

[Assistant]
You light it while pulling in
Then it gets cherried so you dont have to keep relighting it cause the cherry goes out
Here lemme send a video


[User]
Ohh so that's how you use it....
That makes more sense.....

[Assistant] Yeah see like that


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you always use that can to smoke?

[Assistant]
Nope
This is a temporary can


[User]
I see....
Hm
What do you usually use?

[Assistant] A pipe or bong


[User]
I see...
So why are you using a can then?

[Assistant] Because i dont have any pipes or bongs here


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhmmm
What age do you think you will lose your virginity


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] Like what age do you think you will be when you lose your virginity


[User]
Uhhhhh
To be honest, I dont think I ever will......

[Assistant] You don't? Why not?


[User]
Ehhh
Something kinda personal happened when I was younger so I dont think I'll ever be able to trust anyone enough to lose my virginity to them........

[Assistant]
Oh
Ouch
Hm
I had a couple things happen to me when i was younger too
I hated people touching me, and i especially hated anyone near my private areas. I still feel sick when people touch my without me touching them first. But somehow he calmed me down and that was that


[User]
I see.....
Hmmm
Sooo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Smoking
Trying yo get mega high


[User] Mega high?

[Assistant]
Very very high
Like stoned


[User]
I see....
Have you gotten mega high before?

[Assistant]
Yeo
It was garnd
Haven't done it in years


[User]
I see...
What did it feel like?

[Assistant]
Floaty
Flying
I was everything
And everywhere
Wow the birds are so load
They talk
The hear
They are


[User]
I see...
How does one go from being high to mega high? Do you just inhale more smoke?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see....
How long does it usually take you to get mega high?

[Assistant] Uh maybe an hour


[User]
I see....
Well, I think Ima go back to sleep now so good luck on getting mega high, hope you enjoy it and Good Night

[Assistant] Gnight homie


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Like a dead person
Did you


[User] Kinda....

[Assistant] Better than no


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh it's been ok
Yours?


[User]
It's also been okay....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk
I just ate banana bread
And im allergic to bananas


[User]
Uhhh
That sounds like it probably wont end well..... Why did you eat something you're allergic to?

[Assistant]
Maryann gave it to me fir breakfast
It doesn't really taste like bananas
My mouth tingles


[User]
Umm
Are you gonna be okay?

[Assistant] nic sent an attachment.


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well that's good at least.....

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just sittin around
Wbu


[User] Just watching some hulu.....

[Assistant] Oh fun


[User]
Hm
I actually just saw that post a little earlier today......

[Assistant]
Darn
But yeah


[User]
I see....
Pretty interesting.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Did you end up getting mega high after I fell asleep yesterday?

[Assistant]
Yup
So high i fell asleep with my window open n left everything out
Nearly got caught but i said i light my candkes so she let the smoke smell slide


[User]
I see.....
Did you enjoy it while you were high?

[Assistant]
Yup
It was grand


[User]
I see....
Well Im glad you enjoyed it....
Hm
Well, my mom just figured out how to use a new feature on the app she uses to lock my phone......now she's able to see all the pictures on my phone remotely.......

[Assistant] Oh fun


[User]
Yep....
It's almost impossible to hide anything from my mom..... Now that she can see the pictures I have, I guess now I have to be a little more careful about what I take pictures of......

[Assistant] I mean, what pictures could you have that are bad, besides dank memes


[User] I mean, I dont really have pictures of memes..... Only of people and screenshots of stuff I find online......

[Assistant]
Ah
Then you are good


[User]
Yep....
But she is a bit of a control freak so she likes to always know what is going on so when she sees that I have pictures of people she doesnt know, she's gonna start asking questions with answers I'd rather not give her.....

[Assistant]
Ahhh
So note to slef
Self
Never send a photo


[User]
Yep ...
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?
Also, sorry for the late response..... Had to help my mom with something......

[Assistant]
Ah, same
I had to pack


[User]
I see....
Sorry for the late response again....... I knocked out.... But now I know Im completely awake......

[Assistant]
Sureeeeee
But no you won't go to sleep at night


[User] I think I still might...... By then I dont know how tired I'll be.......

[Assistant] Such tire


[User] Anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Its been fine


[User]
I see....
Well that's good.....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhmmm
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Walked my dogs
Wbu


[User] Just eating cookies for my breakfast while I watch hulu......

[Assistant] Oh fun


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
Soo, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhmmmm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you have any favorite fruits?

[Assistant] Pomegranate


[User]
I see...
I haven't had that in years.....
Hm
How often would you eat it if you had an unlimited supply of it?

[Assistant]
Uhmm
Everyday


[User]
I see....
So you really like them alot then?

[Assistant] Yuup


[User]
I see...
Hmm
I just realized, did you ever return Jeffery's biology book or the fitness book for gatson's class?

[Assistant] ....... nope


[User]
I see....
Hm
Are we supposed to turn those in next time we go back to school?

[Assistant] Uhhh I think so


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Umm
Can dogs normally eat large amounts of chocolate?

[Assistant]
No not really
Depends on the size


[User] The size of what?

[Assistant]
The dog
And the amount of chocolate
If they eat a bar its fine


[User]
I see....
Hm
What about if they eat an entire box of chocolate?

[Assistant]
What type of box
Like the small chocolates inside?


[User]
Umm
A somewhat large box with chocolates about the size of cookies.....

[Assistant]
Look up the brand and how much dogs can eat without getting sick, because its brand specific
Give them alot of water


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is about a gallon of water considered alot?

[Assistant] Yeah thats good


[User]
I see....
Yeah, that's about how much my biggest dog drinks in about half a day so he should be good then......

[Assistant] Mm keep an eye on him though


[User]
I see...
Okay then....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What would you say is your favourite book genre?

[Assistant]
Horror probably
Or young adult


[User]
I see.....
Interesting....
Hmm
Do you have any favourite movies or shows?

[Assistant]
Adventure time
Family guy
Uhhhh
The paranormal activity series
The insidious series
Chopped
And girl/guy code


[User]
I see....
Hmm
I've actually only seen the first two shows and some of the paranormal one out of those......

[Assistant]
Ive seen all the paranormal activity movies
It was when i was much younger but yeah


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Are there any movies you would recommend watching?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Insidious
The conjuring
I like thsoe
Uhh
Annabelle
Bolt, the one with the super dog


[User]
I see...
Ive actually seen bolt already but I havent seen any of the others.....
Hmm
The others are all horror movies right?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see....
Hm
Ima see if I can stay up late so I can watch those around midnight then.....

[Assistant] Oooh fun


[User]
Yep....
I think Im just gonna stay up the rest of the night watching more horror movies once I finish those since I have nothing better to do during that time......

[Assistant] Oh fun


[User]
Yep....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Just killin time till i know maryann is asleep enough to not smell my weed


[User]
I see....
So you're gonna smoke it again tonight then once she's asleep?

[Assistant]
Hahahahaha
Already got my coffee


[User] Why are you drinking coffee this late?

[Assistant]
So I wonât fall asleep
Weed makes me very very sleepy after a lil
So i get coffee so i can stay awake and enjoy the high


[User]
Ah I see....
Hm
Do you plan to get mega high again?

[Assistant]
Uhhmmm
I almost got caught last night cause i was so high I didnât clean up
So maybe
But maybe not


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I guess I'll leave you be for now then so you can enjoy your high.....

[Assistant] Well I havenât started smoking yet but if you wish


[User]
Hm
Are you still awake?

[Assistant]
Yup
Coffee


[User]
I see...
Right, I forgot....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just done smoking
And cleaning


[User]
I see...
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
Nope
I absolutely chugged a jar of coffee
So like 4 cups
Im zoomin


[User] I see.... That's a lot of coffee.....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hm
Do you plan on sleeping at all tonight?

[Assistant] Probably not


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhmmm
A pencil sharpener cuts deeper than a one inch carpet blade


[User] A carpet blade?

[Assistant] Yknow the ones that push up


[User]
Ohh those....
Hm
How did you find out which one cuts deeper?

[Assistant] ............ fun times. But bad for me later, they leave marks


[User]
I see....
So you cut yourself then?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh yeah
No pain but free endorphins, hell yeah. Relieves depression


[User]
I see....
Umm
What are endorphins?

[Assistant]
Happy good feeling hormones
Given after you get pain
Feels great


[User]
I see....
Where did you cut yourself?

[Assistant]
Thighs
Cant wear shorts for a bit


[User]
I see....
So you cut yourself deep then?

[Assistant] Nah i just did it lightly this time, they arenât like the one on my arm


[User]
I see...
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Do scars ever go away?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Eventually


[User]
I see.....
So they dont stay on forever then?

[Assistant] Not enless they are deep enough


[User]
I see.....
Hm
So only deep ones stay forever then?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see.....
That's good to know.....
Hm
Well I have to go now, my phone is about to lock......

[Assistant]
Alright
Gnight


[User]
Good Night
Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhh yeah
I went to sleep at about 2:30
Wbu


[User] I didnt sleep.... I continued to watch horror movies all night after my phone locked......

[Assistant]
Ahhhhh
Fun


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Its been ok
Yours?


[User] Well, I have a slight headache now after inhaling some somewhat toxic fumes......

[Assistant]
Uhmmmmm
How fun?
What were they


[User] I dont know..... It was a large pot with some food that expired over a month ago..... I poured some bleach in it and it started steaming right in my face..... And I got a slight headache almost immediately after it hit me......

[Assistant]
Well
Ew
But
Damn


[User]
Yeah....
My eyes even started burning when it hit me too so it probably smelled bad.....

[Assistant]
Oh wow
Maybe take an Aleve


[User] Is that a type of medicine? It sounds familiar......

[Assistant]
Yep
Its naproxen
Or acetaminophen


[User]
I see....
Well, I think Im actually just gonna have a cold drink.... Those usually help with headaches...... I really dont like taking pills......

[Assistant] Ah, well then


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
How were the movies?


[User] Oh, they were better than I thought they would be actually......  The only one I havent watched yet was annabelle......

[Assistant]
Oh good
I love the lore in the movies


[User] The lore?

[Assistant]
Yup
The backstory


[User]
Ohh, I see....
Hm
Was the movie annabelle good?

[Assistant] Ehh yeah i think so


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Yeah, I dont think Im gonna watch annabelle...... The only type of horror movies that really creep me out are the ones that involve creepy dolls with plastic faces.......

[Assistant]
Ahhh
Annabelle is indeed a creepy ass doll


[User] Yeah, I saw the trailer and it seems interesting though, but the doll is a little too creepy for me......

[Assistant]
Hahaha
Welp


[User] Yeaah..... Most horror movies dont really affect me but, I just cant stand those plastic doll faces......

[Assistant]
Hahahaha
Poor you
Ah well


[User]
Yeah.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Coffee
Wbu


[User] Eating some cereal......

[Assistant]
Oh fun
Maryann gave me cereal this morning
I gave it to the dog but still


[User] You gave your cereal to the dog? Why?

[Assistant] Cause im not eating


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, at least the dog got to enjoy the cereal then......

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
Hmm
Sooo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, my headache is starting to actually get a little worse so I think Im just gonna try sleeping it off and if that doesnt work, then Ill probably take a pill........

[Assistant] Alright then


[User]
Aaand Im back
Good Morning

[Assistant]
Haha
Mornin


[User] So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Mmm its been good


[User]
I see....
Well that's good

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Well i still haven't eaten today, doing good


[User]
I see...
Why arent you eating today?

[Assistant] Cauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse i felt like it


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Packing cook books
Wbu


[User] Just looking up at my ceiling thinking about certain events that happened recently.......

[Assistant] Sounds dramatic


[User] Dramatic? How so?

[Assistant]
It sounds like something from a movie
Staring at the ceiling pondering


[User]
I see.....
I didn't realize that.....

[Assistant]
Yeaah
Tis fine


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What would you say is one type of animal you hate more than all the rest?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhmmmmm
Mosquitos
I wouldn't mind them bitting me if they didn't leave itchy


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you know what usually attracts mosquitoes?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Is it normal for a person to become paralyzed for a few seconds after being poked in certain places on the body?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
I don't think so


[User]
I see....
Good to know.....
Hm
What do you think is best to bring to a fight, a gun or a blade?

[Assistant] Depends entirely on the fight and the other opponent


[User]
I see....
Hm
So what if it's a fight with a person you know nothing about and you dont know what they're bringing? Would you bring a gun or a blade?

[Assistant] Blade


[User]
I see....
Why a blade and not a gun?

[Assistant]
Gun is unreliable
It could get knocked out of my hand, easily spotted, does no good short range
I can hide a blade better, and it can do damage long and short range


[User]
I see....
That makes sense.....

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
If you could be anywhere in the world right now only for the next 24 hours, where would it be?

[Assistant] In my house, with MaryAnn gone. And someone else here


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What would you say is probably the creepiest thing you have ever seen?

[Assistant] Hard to say


[User] Why's that?

[Assistant] Lotta different creepy things ive seen


[User]
I see....
Hm
Okay, so what's one creepy thing you've seen then?

[Assistant]
Driving in the middle of nowhere
Random dude standing on the side of the road
Staring across the street


[User]
I see....
Hm
That is pretty creepy....
I've actually seen something kinda similar before.....
I was in the car going somewhere and as I looked out the window I saw a person doing the same thing but from behind a tree in a forest on the side of the road.......

[Assistant]
Ah
How concerning


[User] Why concerning?

[Assistant]
Cause random people watching things
On another note, i just poured some carpet refresher down in my carpet and now my room smells wonderful


[User]
I see....
Hm
What flavour is the carpet refresher?

[Assistant]
âFlavourâ
The SCENT is island mist
Lavender, hibiscus, eucalyptus, other shit
Smells great


[User]
Oh yeah, I meant Scent.....
............
Hm
So you're whole room smells like that now?

[Assistant] That and whatever my perfume smells like


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Sketchin
Wbu


[User]
Music.....
Hm
What are you sketching?

[Assistant] A lady


[User]
I see...
It looks pretty good so far.....

[Assistant]
Yep
I just started sketching a minute ago
Gonna get everything on paper before i clean it up


[User]
I see....
Can you show me the finished product when you're done?

[Assistant]
Yeah
I wont finish tonight, but i might complete it tomorrow morrow


[User]
I see....
Hm
That reminds me.... Did you ever finish the drawing of the hand holding the roses with eyes in them?

[Assistant]
Oh yeah
I left it in Michigan though


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Did you like how it came out?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you think you'll like how the sketch you're doing now will come out?

[Assistant] I might


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What would you say is one thing you like about this break so far?

[Assistant] The opportunities to do rated R things


[User] Rated R things? Like what?

[Assistant] In short, fucking


[User]
I see....
Hm
Are there any other things you like about this break so far?

[Assistant] Weed


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How do you think this break might've been different for you if you didnt have any weed?

[Assistant] Oh yes it would have been much different


[User]
I see....
What do you think you might've done instead if you didnt have any weed?

[Assistant] Be sad


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chillin
Wbu


[User]
I think Im actually about to go to sleep for the night....... Im kinda tired.....
So,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
Sleep good


[User] Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhh yeah
Did you


[User]
Yep....
Hm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Its goin good
Finna go to the store


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...
Hm
How long do you think you'll be at the store?

[Assistant] Uhhh i was there for bout 2 hours


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just got clothes
Wbu


[User] Just laying in bed completely wrapped up in my blanket trying to ignor everyone in the room.....

[Assistant] That's such a mood


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Ifk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What do you usually do to cheer up when you're not happy?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
I never really try to cheer myself up, nothing works
Other than weed or someone in my bed


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
You ever just feel like screaming sometimes?

[Assistant]
Yes actually
Why are you feeling bad? If thats why you are asking


[User] .....Yeah......

[Assistant] You ok?


[User]
Ehh
Yeah.....
It's just that, since I physically cant cry from emotional pain, it kinda builds up over time so I usually just ignore it and move on with my life but, I just cant seem to ignore it today..........

[Assistant]
Ouch
Huh
What happened? Or what has been building up


[User] The feeling of wanting to cry and scream.... It just feels so....suffocating.... And since I cant actually cry or scream to get rid of that feeling, it just builds up getting worse and worse.......

[Assistant]
Sir you may have depression
Dont let it build up till you snap
Try to find ways to release it
There are apps that give suggestions, i forget the name of them
Its hypocritical for me to give advice on how to release it healthy, just dont start hurting yourself to make it better. It gets addicting


[User]
I see....
Yeah.... I kinda already know how addicting it can be..... I used to have ways of releasing it when I was younger so it didnt build up but they were all unhealthy so I had to stop so it's been building up for years now........ And I cant really download any apps like that because my mom gets alerts anytime I download anything on my phone telling her what I download........

[Assistant]
Geez you have no space
Hm
Maybe some type of art?


[User] I've already tried many types of art...... Didnt really work........

[Assistant]
Hmm
Exercise?


[User]
Ummm
I don't think so....
But it's really fine.....
I mean it's built up for this long and Im okay for the most part, so what's a little longer......

[Assistant]
Famous last words
Its not ok bro


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, hopefully by tomorrow Ill be able to get back to ignoring this feeling because I dont think I'll be able to get rid of it anytime soon.....

[Assistant]
Damn
I wish i was more helpful


[User]
It's really fine....
at least you tried.....

[Assistant] Not good enough but ok


[User] Yeaah..... Plus, I do still have a few ways to release it so it doesnt build up for when it gets too bad...... It's just, they are all very unhealthy for me which is why its built up as much as it has now........

[Assistant] What are they?


[User]
Ummm
Destroying stuff for hours until I am physically unable to move, cutting myself until I am in enough pain to actually cry since I cant cry from emotional pain, eating massive amounts of food I like until I get tired, and hmm....... That's actually it.....

[Assistant]
................
Well damn
Glad you went to healthy versions but yeah
And yeah i recommend you dont start doing any of those again


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?
Also, sorry for the late response..... I fell asleep......

[Assistant]
Tis fine
And idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Finna do some laundry


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I think Im just gonna go back to sleep for the rest of the day...... It's way easier to ignore feelings and emotions when Im sleeping so,
Good Night

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
Sleep good


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
I knocked tf out so yes
Did you


[User]
Yep...
But I woke up early because of how much sleep I got yesterday......

[Assistant]
Ah
I see


[User]
Indeed....
Hm
How's your morning going so far?
What's pink floyd?

[Assistant]
Rock dude
Old music
Guitar guy


[User]
I see...
Hm
I've never heard of him

[Assistant]
I can tell
Sorry i was at the store


[User]
I see...
It's fine, no need to be sorry.....
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhm
Have you tried turbos?


[User]
Ummm
I think so....
Those are like a different type of takis right?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see....
You got those from the store today?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hm
Which do you like more, takis or turbos?

[Assistant] Takis


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Dietary recall assignment


[User]
I see...
Wasnt that due days ago?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see....
How are you still able to do it?
I thought that once an assignment was past the due date we couldnt do it anymore......

[Assistant]
I found a loophole
Plus imma email it to her
Cauuuuse i dont feel like failing


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Oh um
Can you help me?
Do we write the shit for the dietary recall or wut. Like on a google doc?
Also do we screenshot the nutrition reports?


[User]
Ummm
I actually dont know.....
I didnt do that assignment and I cant check how it's supposed to be done since it's passed the deadline already...... But I think we're probably supposed to do most of the assignments on word documents...... Sorry I cant really help you with this......

[Assistant] These are the instructions, can you read em and tell me? I cant quite figure it out


[User] I dont really get them myself but from what I understand, you have to go to the website, sign up and set up your profile, then once you finish setting up your profile there should be different tabs for you to choose from. One of them should be the dietary tab. That's gonna be where you input all your data. Using that data, you should be able to make a nutrient report each day. Usually when websites have you make reports, most of the time there is a button to copy and save it to your device. Once you do that, I think you just have to paste them into a word document or something similar and answer the questions it's asking you...... That's about all I understand from the instructions so sorry if it doesnt help much.....

[Assistant]
Nah nah thank you, that helps
I hate the way those instructions were worded and i couldn't seem to get what they were telling me


[User]
I see....
Well, you're welcome then....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Ummm
By any chance, do you think you could probably forget about yesterday?

[Assistant] Forget about which part?


[User]
Ummm
.......
The part that involved me feeling bad inside........

[Assistant]
Ah
Why?


[User]
Ummm
......
Just because?

[Assistant]
.......
I mean
I suppose
If you start spiraling lmk


[User] lmk?

[Assistant]
Lmk
=
Let me know


[User]
Ohh I see.....
Okay, thank you
and if I do start spiraling, I'll be sure to let you know

[Assistant]
Oooook
So
Uh.
Have you drank water today


[User]
Uhhh
Nope.....
I actually havent drank any water in the past few weeks......

[Assistant] Hydrate or diedrate


[User] Diedrate?

[Assistant] Suicide by not consuming the liquid air


[User] Wait, can a person actually die from not drinking enough water?

[Assistant] .............. Duh


[User]
Uhh
I see.....
Hm
Does lemonade work instead of water?

[Assistant] ......... No


[User]
I see.....
Umm
How long do you think a person can go without drinking any water?

[Assistant] Im not sure


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What happens if a person doesnt drink enough water?

[Assistant] Dehydration


[User] Is dehydration bad?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
No shit


[User]
I see....
Hm
How much water does a person need to drink daily?

[Assistant] I think like 8 cups


[User]
I see....
Hm
Yeah, I dont think I can drink that much water a day unless it had some flavour......

[Assistant]
........
You don't like water?


[User]
I mean, I don't dislike it.......
I just prefer it with flavor......

[Assistant] Uh huh


[User]
Yeah.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhh
Shit
Um
Ducks


[User] Ducks?

[Assistant] Quack


[User]
.....
.....haha.......

[Assistant]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Are you gonna join in on the victory award ceremony video chat later?

[Assistant] Say what?


[User]
Uhhh
Yeaah......
Victory is holding a virtual award ceremony thing on google meet later today.......

[Assistant]
Oh
I didn't know that


[User] Yeah, they sent out invitations in email.....

[Assistant]
Ahhhh
Well then
I might


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Feeding dogs
Wbu


[User] Drinking some lemonade while watching hulu......

[Assistant] Ah, nice


[User]
Yep.....
Hmm
How's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Ok
Yours?


[User] It's also going pretty okay so far....... although, I am super tired for some reason right now so Im trying really hard to stay awake...... at least until the video call thing happens......then, I think Ima just knock out for the rest of the day once it ends.......

[Assistant]
Ah
That seems reasonable


[User]
Yep.....
I just have to stay awake for about 2 more hours before I can sleep...... But I can barely even keep my head up at the moment.....
Hm
Do you know any ways to become less tired?

[Assistant]
Coffee
Cold stuff
Exercise


[User]
I see.....
Cold stuff it is then......
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
I just smoked


[User]
I see....
Hm
Did you enjoy it?

[Assistant]
Yep
I didn't smoke alot
But now im happy
And contemplating drinking


[User]
You're contemplating drinking?
Hm
I forgot but, how often did you say you drank again?

[Assistant]
Not often
Being drunk isnt my specialty


[User]
I see....
Hm
Any reason why you're contemplating drinking?

[Assistant] Feel better


[User]
I see...
Are you feeling down right now?

[Assistant]
Yep
Always


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is there anything I can do to help?

[Assistant]
Nahhh you canât help
But thanks
Anywho


[User] Anywho?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Well, I am still tired and the award ceremony thing just ended a few minutes ago so I think Ima go to sleep now so,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
Ah, waiiit
What happens in it


[User] What happens in what?

[Assistant] What happened in the ceremony thingy


[User]
Oh, for every student in the school they put up their pictures and names along with the awards they got. There were many technical difficulties in the beginning and near the end because the teachers didnt know how to use the website and Coach Gatson was teacher of the year and she gave a speech..... That's about all that happened when I was on.....
Well, now Im actually going to sleep so,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
Ok
Goodnight homie


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehh yeah
Did you?


[User]
Yep....
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
I feel sick
But we gucci
Hows yours?


[User]
It's okay
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just threw up
I feel lighter


[User]
I see...
Are you okay?

[Assistant]
Ahahaha nope
But that's alright
Cause at least im not pregnant


[User]
Hm?
What do you mean?
Did something happen yesterday?

[Assistant]
Possibly
Oh its on my spam too
But yeah


[User]
Ohh I see....
So alot happened then after I fell asleep?

[Assistant]
Oh yeah
I smoked wayy more than i should have
Snuck out
Did some things
Broke up with my boyfriend
And fell asleep om my jeans


[User]
I see.....
Is there anything I can do to help you feel better?

[Assistant]
Nahh
Ill be fine
As long as im not pregnant or dead i should be good


[User]
I see...
Hmm
I guess that's true..........
Well, if there is anything I can do to help just let me know

[Assistant] I shall homie


[User]
I see....
Thank you
Hmm
Sooo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhmmmmmm
I just emailed coach gatson and asked if i could send her the assignments late


[User] Has she answered back yet?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
So you havent finished all the assignments yet?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
Hm
How many do you still need to finish?

[Assistant] Alot


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How long do you think it'll take you to finish everything?

[Assistant]
Ifk
Idk
Uh
Hours


[User]
I see....
Do you plan to do everything today?

[Assistant]
Yeah
I have to


[User]
I see....
Oh yeah, arent grades due tomorrow?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh yeah
I think


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I just watched the awards ceremony
Haha
I saw you


[User] Wait, how did you watch the awards ceremony? I thought that ended yesterday

[Assistant] Its called YouTube


[User]
I- I see.....
Um
Why did you take a screen shot of it though?

[Assistant]
To show you that i had it
*cough* and im keeping it *cough*


[User] Why are you keeping it?!

[Assistant]
Muahahahahaha
I have your yearbook photo


[User]
I see.....
.........
Huh
Well,
At least it isnt the same photo as the one on my id badge........

[Assistant]
Hahaha
Dont worry
Im just gonna save it so if we lose contact i wont forget your face


[User]
I see....
How would we lose contact though?

[Assistant]
Idk
If i couldn't get Instagram or got locked out of it


[User]
I see....
Wait...... you said that was my yearbook photo right?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] I see.........

[Assistant] Mine is probably horrible so its ok


[User]
I see.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Do you think anyone else besides people with the link will be able to find and watch the victory awards ceremony on youtube?

[Assistant] Besides parents, and future/past victory students no


[User]
I see....
Good.....
Hmm
How good is your memory?

[Assistant] Great why


[User]
Oh, no particular reason.... I was just curious......
Hmm
What would you say is probably the best gift you've ever gotten from someone?

[Assistant]
Mmmmm
The year everyone forgot my birthday (my mom, siblings etc)
My friend gave me the only gift i got that day
It was a black paper bag with a yellow smiley face pin on it
Inside, there was a sprite (Favorite soda), takis (Favorite chip), a The Weeknd cd (obviously favourite artist), a little stewie figurine (i love family guy) and a very deep note
I cried a little


[User]
I see....
That does sound like a really great gift.......
Hmm
By any chance are you still friends or in touch with that friend?

[Assistant] Yeah i recently came back in touch with her


[User]
I see....
Well that's great then!
Hmmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Ahhh
Erm
Uh
Who is your best friend?


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Like do you have a best friend?
Mine is aaron, but hes my brother too so


[User]
Ehhh
I had one but they eventually ended up changing schools and we sorta just lost contact with each other after that...........

[Assistant]
Oh
Ouch
How many friends do you have?


[User]
Ummm
Like 3.......

[Assistant]
Oh, i mean its better than none
My friends are
You
Aaron
A friend with benefits
Ehhhh annddd isabel probably.
I used to have more but haaaaaaaaaa im isolating myself


[User]
I see....
How did isolating yourself make you lose some?

[Assistant] Because i push them away until they leave


[User] Why do you push them away until they leave?

[Assistant] Cauuuuuuuuuse i have issues


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Zoning out
My ceiling is so pretty
I drank a lil


[User] What did you drink?

[Assistant]
Lool
Look
At spam
I said it there


[User]
Ohh I see....
You drank some tequila then?

[Assistant] 0Ã¼Ä«


[User]
I see...
How does it taste?

[Assistant]
Like the smell of alcohol
And cider.
It burns
But it tastes good with fruit punch
I took it with cider which is disgusting but apple cider vinegar makes you lose weight so


[User]
I see....
Hm
So it taste bad then?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?
???

[Assistant]
Idk man free the skeletons
We all die so they can fight the skeleton war
We are in a constant battle of existing to please our organs and the slow burn wait of death for our bones
Ye ever think of that?


[User]
Uhhhmmm
Noo..... I have not thought of that......

[Assistant] Well ye are thinkin of it now


[User] Yes...I am thinking of it now......

[Assistant]
Muahahahahahaha
Imma walk my dogs now
And record my final


[User]
Record your final?
You mean the fitness video thing for gatson's class?

[Assistant]
Yep
She said i could turn it in by today
Do you have the requirements for it?


[User] You're asking if I know what it's asking us to do?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Um
No, I dont know what it's asking us to do..... I didnt do that assignment so I cant access it now that it's past the due date.....

[Assistant] You gonna faiiiiiil


[User]
That is a possibility.......
But, as of right now, my class average for that class is a 74 so Im passing so far..... At least until she updates the grade......

[Assistant] Oh good


[User]
Yep.....
Although, I think that was my grade from last semester and it just wasnt updated yet..... So I dont know what it'll be once she updates them.....

[Assistant] Yeaaaah cause mine is a 55 without the final


[User]
Yikes, you really were failing....
Do you think your grade will be passing once you turn everything in?

[Assistant] Maybe


[User]
I see....
To be honest, I dont even know how Im passing her class...... I've failed almost every one of her tests and I never dressed out when we had to exercise........

[Assistant] You probably arent


[User] Well, my grade has just been in between 69 and 80 in her class the entire time I've been there even before the break......

[Assistant] You can check your grade on D2L


[User] How?

[Assistant]
Pull up d2l
Like on your computer or sum


[User] Okay, done

[Assistant] Go to her class


[User] Done

[Assistant]
Next to content it says grades
It should give you a class average at the top


[User]
Ohh I see it.....
Umm
Which one is it?
The one that says class average or the one that says grade?

[Assistant]
Its the one that says grade
At the top
Under the weight achieved


[User]
I see....
....
Hahahaha......
I failed

[Assistant]
.............
What is the grade?
Ahhhhh
Welp
I mean
....
Its not a zero so


[User]
Yeah, that is true.....
Hm
Were the term paper and fitness video major grades?

[Assistant]
I didnt do the term paper but yeah i think sk
So


[User]
I see.....
Yeah, I also didnt do the term paper or the fitness video...... And I failed the final........
Well, I guess Ill just have to retake the class then......

[Assistant] Welp.....


[User] So anywaays, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Terrible
Yours?


[User]
Mines been okay.....
How was yours terrible? Did something happen?

[Assistant]
Yeo
Yeo
Yep*****


[User]
I see....
Do you wanna talk about it?

[Assistant]
I mean
I went to go take my fitness video
I left at 6:50 ish
Stood in my driveway for 15 odd minutes cause aaron went to the store.
Went a few houses down
Ran for thrity minutes
And was talking to aaron walking him home, which is two houses down from mine
And maryann came out
And was pissed
Because i didn't check in
So i got my hair yanked around
And i got hit in the face a few times
Before going inside
Being dropped to the floor and screamed at and hit
So my face is kinda swollen
And ive over dosed on pain pills


[User]
Yikes, I see.....
Are you okay?

[Assistant]
Nope
But
Eh


[User]
I see....
Anything I can do to help?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhhh
You just keep chilling and doing whatever it is you do
Its destracting


[User]
I see....
Okay then...
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhmmmm
Wyd


[User] Just watching some hulu

[Assistant] Whatcha watching


[User] Scream..... I havent watched it in a little while so I thought I'd rewatch it

[Assistant]
Ah
Good movie


[User] Yep.... Have you seen the show?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
Did you like it?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see....
Me too....
Hm
Which did you like most, the show or the movies?

[Assistant] Movies


[User]
I see....
Hm
Any specific reason why or just because?

[Assistant] Just cause


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What would you say is probably your favorite movie?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhmmmm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
I drank a monster earlier
But im exhausted
So its a matter of time before i pass out


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, Im pretty tired so I think Im actually gonna go to sleep now so,
Good Night Homie

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
Sleep good


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you?


[User]
Yeah, I think so.....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Other than my face being a balloon not too bad
Yours?


[User] Mine just started but it's been okay so far....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Helping my friend and chillin
Wbu


[User] Still laying in bed thinking about what to cook for breakfast.....

[Assistant] Oh fun


[User]
Yep.....
Hmm
Would you believe that there's a type of sweet tea that actually makes me sick?

[Assistant] Wow really


[User] Yep, I cant drink more than half a cup of it before I have to throw up for some reason even though I like how it taste......

[Assistant] What kind is it?


[User]
It's the kind of sweet tea that is a powder you have to mix with water to make.......
Other than that, it's almost exactly the same as regular sweet tea I drink.......

[Assistant]
Hm
Interesting
Odd tho
I never knew they had powder tea


[User] You didnt know they had powder tea?

[Assistant] Thats what i just said yeah


[User]
I see....
Yeah, that's the only type of tea I've tried that I couldn't finish more than a cup of....... Although, for some reason I can still drink flavoured powder tea like lemon flavour and not get sick.... It's just the regular powder tea that gets me sick.......

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Interesting
Quite peculiar


[User]
Yep....
It is indeed.....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Uhhhhh idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Have you ever tried ghost pepper hot sauce?

[Assistant]
Yep
Its alright, the taste is eh but the heat is good


[User] Yeah, last night, I woke up around 2am so I thought I'd have some leftovers from dinner so I got some food from one of the plates and apparently that was the plate where my little brother put lots of that stuff all over his food....... So now my pill isnt gonna be working for the rest of the day........

[Assistant] Oh damn


[User]
Yeah, so that happened last night.....
Hmm
Do you have any favourite hot sauces?

[Assistant] Tabasco and valentino


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Have you ever done your eyebrow


[User]
Ummm
No....

[Assistant] Would you ever do them?


[User]
I dont know yet....
Probably very far into the future I might.....
But as of right now, I have no reason to.....

[Assistant]
Hm
Just wondering


[User]
I see....
Hm
Have you ever done your eyebrow?

[Assistant] I have to do them alot


[User] You do? Why?

[Assistant]
Maryann doesn't like thick eyebrows or something like that
Plus im a girl its kinda expected of me


[User]
I see......
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhi
Idj


[User]
I see....
Hm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User]
Mine's been okay....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I was being forced to eat
I feel terrible now
Yay


[User]
Ah I see....
You okay?

[Assistant]
Nope
But i will be


[User]
I see....
Hm
What were you being forced to eat?

[Assistant] Steak, potato, green beans


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Umm...
How accurate would you say the Co-Star app is?

[Assistant] Pretty accurate, though i haven't check it in a while


[User]
I see......
Yeah, I havent checked it in a while either so I thought I would check it today and it seems a little too accurate....... Like, it said something super personal that it shouldnt even be able to know..... I cant say what it said because of how personal it was but it was about equal to saying "why do I watch hulu all day?"........

[Assistant]
No say it
Sayyyyy it
Speak it
If the app told you you should tell me
Please


[User]
Nooooooo..........
That is something I would reeeaaaallly like to keep secret...... It's way too personal to share...... Sorry.....

[Assistant]
Sighhhhh
Finess
But co star gÃ©nÃ©rally has terms that fit a wide variety of peoples experiences so your experience is proof common
Probably* not proof


[User] It probably is, it probably isnt, idk but it's still waaay to accurate today.......

[Assistant] The witches are watching you


[User]
Hahaha......
......
What witches?

[Assistant]
...........
Did you forget  a witch
And co-star
Is an astrology app utilized by witches for their craft
Im** in between forget and a


[User]
Ummm
No, I didnt forget you were a witch..... But umm, I dont see any reason why witches would watch me specifically or this closely.......

[Assistant] Its just astrology man


[User]
I see....
But,
How does astrology know specific things we do at home?.....

[Assistant]
I cant explain it
Its due to how our star signs effect our personality
Everyone is different, but every zodiac has a kinda 'base' of personalities traits


[User]
I see......
Hmm
Well anyways, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk
Brb imma shower


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Back


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you plan on going to bed soon?

[Assistant]
Nope
Im trying to stay uo


[User] Oh? Why are you trying to stay up?

[Assistant]
I wanna be up when my bitch wakes up
Plus it seems like a good ide


[User]
I see.....
So you're gonna try to stay up all night then?

[Assistant]
Yup
Ill probably fail but whatever


[User]
I see....
Hmmm
Soo, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Uhhhhhh


[User]
Ummm
Im guessing, you dont know?

[Assistant]
Wow
Howâd you know


[User]
......
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Drinking water
Finna smoke
Wbu


[User]
Just watching some hulu....
Hmm
If I remember correctly, didnt you say that smoking makes you sleepy?

[Assistant]
Yepp
Which is why i said ill probably fail staying up
Plus the coffee pot was empty so no coffee for me ig


[User]
Ah I see....
Hmm
Well, I dont plan on sleeping at all tonight.... I've already slept wayy too much lately to the point where I messed up my appetite weeks ago from missing too many meals too often because I was sleeping.......

[Assistant]
Oof
Thats not good


[User]
Yeeah......
So I think Im just gonna stay up tonight.....
Hmm
Do you have any monster to help you stay up?

[Assistant]
Aha nope
I wish


[User]
I see....
Have you started smoking yet?

[Assistant]
Juuust about to
So excuse me momentarily


[User]
I see....
Okay, well I'll leave you alone for now so you can enjoy your smoke then

[Assistant] Dones


[User]
I see....
Did you enjoy it?

[Assistant]
Yes
It was nice


[User]
I see....
Hm
You think you can still stay up all night?

[Assistant] Yeah maybe


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhmmm
Nope


[User]
Oh, I see....
Hm
Okay, well I guess I'll leave you alone then for now..... My devices are about to lock soon anyways so I wont be able to use them until morning so good night then homie, hope you're able to stay up like you plan to.....

[Assistant]
Oh
Ok
Ill see you when they unlock
Baii


[User]
You still awake?
I guess not....
Hmm
Well, I hope you're sleeping well then

[Assistant] Eh


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yep
Though i fell asleep at about 12:30
And that was right when my bitch woke up


[User]
I see....
So you just missed them then?

[Assistant]
Yeah
By 9 minutes to be exact
Cause i got in my bed to pretend i was asleep
Cause maryann was up
Then i fell asleep


[User]
I see....
Well that sucks.....
Hm
Why did you want to be awake when they woke up?

[Assistant]
Cause they went to sleep early so I wanted to talk to them more
So i was gonna stay up so that when they woke up we could talk


[User] Ah I see.....

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hm
Well, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhhhh its been ok
Yours?


[User]
Well that's good.....
Mine's also been okay so far.......

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hm
Do you know what space buns are
The hairstyle


[User]
Nope.....
I imagine they are like regular buns but slightly different?

[Assistant] Its the two buns at the top if someones head


[User]
Ah I see....
Also, sorry for the very late response........ I fell asleep........

[Assistant]
Ah, i assumed
Good morning


[User]
Morning
Hm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Mmm it was bad but now its good cause i saw my bitch so thats nice
How was your sleep?


[User]
I see....
Eh, I slept alright.....
Hm
So your day's good now then?

[Assistant] Overall no but im happy rn so it makes up for it


[User]
I see....
Well, at least you're happy now so that's good....
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Do you ever wanna do acid?


[User]
Mmmm
Possibly...... Very far into the future though..... Or at least after we move out of this house and I get my own room......

[Assistant]
Im considering buying it
But i have three problems
One: im a lil broke so idk if i have enough to buy it
Two: idk if the drug dealer sells it
Three: i never did it before and i dont wanna get caught


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, for your third problem, if you dont wanna get caught, why dont you just lock yourself in a room so no one disturbs you while you do it?
Ohh I see....
And you cant do it somewhere not at your house?

[Assistant]
Uhh
I never leave my house long enough
Except a 30 min walk to walk my dogs


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
That's quite the dilemma you have there then huh?

[Assistant]
Indeed
I may solve one problem


[User] And which problem is that?

[Assistant]
Money
I gave my brother some art supplies if he gives me $10 so


[User]
I see.....
How much do you think it would cost to get acid?

[Assistant]
Idk
I have $16 dollars now, not including whatever amount i have in dimes n shit
Id say bout $20 maybe


[User]
I see....
Hm
What do you think you'll do if it turns out they dont even sell it?

[Assistant] Buy weed instead


[User]
I see....
I guess that makes sense....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Sipping water
Talking to bitches


[User]
I see...
Hmm
When was the last time you watched tv again?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I cant remember
It was a while ago
Does the news count?


[User]
Uhhh
No.....
I meant like, tv shows and movies....

[Assistant] ......... i watched that american dad episode that had the weeknd in it


[User]
I see....
How long ago was that?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhh
When it came out


[User]
I see....
So that's the most recent thing you remember watching then?

[Assistant]
Yep
Also
Innovation moment here
If you dont wanna make noise while opening a bag of chips
Just cut it with scissors


[User]
I see.....
Smart....
But umm, dont bags of chips already not make any noise when you open them normally? Or is that just for me?

[Assistant] No it does the crinkle then the weird open sound


[User]
Oh I see....
Huh.... I guess I just got so used to doing certain things at night silently that I forgot some of them make a noise......

[Assistant] I can open them silently but its slow and alot of work when i can just cut the bag open and bam chips


[User]
I see.....
I guess that's true....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Is there anything you feel like you have to do every day even though you know it wouldnt really affect you if you didnt do it?

[Assistant]
Besides text people
Uhhh
No


[User]
I see.....
Hmmm
You ever accidentally break a wall?

[Assistant] A few times


[User]
I see.....
Did you end up getting in trouble for it?

[Assistant] Never knew it was me


[User]
I see....
Hmmm
What would you say is one thing you wish could be happening right now?

[Assistant]
That is nsfw
Either that or weed


[User]
I see........
Hmmm
If you could swap bodies for a day with anyone you knew, who would it be?

[Assistant]
Mmmmmmm
My bitch
I wanna be a boi
And also his family is chill


[User]
I see....
Why do you wanna be a boy?

[Assistant]
Cause dick and make privilege
And no period
And i could go for a walk without having to have a big ass German Shepherd so i wont get kidnapped and sex trafficked
Like literally i just wanna be able to walk down the street without fear because im a very short Hispanic teenage girl and perverts love that
So id swap out with a pretty buff Hispanic teenage boy
Male** not make


[User]
I see....
That makes sense.....
Hmmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Well, I think Ima go back to sleep now...... The only reason Im up now is because my mom brought food and one of my cousins reminded her to get me some before she left for once since she was getting some for everyone else so they woke me up when they realized they had an extra meal and remembered it was for me...... So,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
...........
That really sucks that they forget about you
Buttt
Gnite homie


[User]
Ehh not really..... I'm pretty used to it by now......
Anyways
Good Morning

[Assistant]
Thats exactly why it sucks
And mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yeo
Yep**
I went to sleep at 3 am
Woke at 6
Went back to sleep until now


[User]
Ah I see....
I woke up around 4am to one of my little brothers screaming and crying over something and then fell back to sleep almost immediately after but, it seems like he kept everyone else up super late last night so everyone is gonna be sleeping for most of the day.......

[Assistant]
Ahhh
Well thats kinda good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Ok
Yours?


[User] Mine's also been okay......

[Assistant]
Good
Good


[User]
Yep......
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
So
My dad is on the run again rn


[User]
Oh?
You never really talk about your dad......
What is he on the run from?

[Assistant]
Uh
The police
And everyone
Hes on drugs again
Stole a car
No one has seen or heard from him in days
So i have to carry pepper spray when i walk the dogs now
And i may not be able to go outside much anything for a while


[User]
Yikes, I see......
How do you feel about it?

[Assistant] Im just mad i have to be cautious. Otherwise i don't care


[User]
I see....
Hmmm
How do you think you would react if you happened to see him?

[Assistant]
Uh
Pepper spray him cause i have a restraining order against him
Cause he wants to kidnap me
And uh
Run home
Tell maryann
Get the gun out


[User]
I see....
Why does he want to kidnap you?
Or is that too personal?

[Assistant] Cause im his daughter and he doesn't want me to be adopted


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How do you feel towards him?

[Assistant]
Idk
I dont care about him


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk
Oh wait
Additionally my dad apparently has coronavirus
So whoop


[User] Oh? Why whoop?

[Assistant] Idk felt like sayin whoop


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
You think he'll live through it?

[Assistant]
Eh
Maybe


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How do you think you would react if he doesn't?

[Assistant]
Idk
Say welp thats unfortunate


[User]
I see....
Hmmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Do you know why it's harder for people to ignor certain emotions the longer they go without sleep?

[Assistant] No, why?


[User]
Umm
No particular reason... Just curious....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Walked my dogs


[User]
I see....
Hm
How often do you have to walk them?

[Assistant] 3-5 times a day


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you like walking them?

[Assistant] Yeah its nice


[User]
I see....
If you could walk them more often, would you?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhj
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
If you had the ability to read one person's mind with no consequences for one hour, who's mind do you think you would read?

[Assistant]
Damn
Uhhhhhhhh
Shit
Either Maryanns or my bitches


[User]
I see....
Any particular reason why those people?

[Assistant] Maryanns to know some secrets and my bitches cause im curious of his intentions


[User]
I see....
Hm
Those are some very valid reasons.....
Hmm
If you had to choose only one out of those two people, who's mind would you read?

[Assistant] Ehhh my bitches


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Why do you call him that?

[Assistant] Cause he isnt my boyfriend but isnt just a friend and hes kinda a bitch but hes my bitch so


[User]
I see....
That is some valid reasoning.......
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhh.
Have you had wasabi


[User] You mean the green spicy stuff?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Yeah I've tried it.....
I didnt really like how it tasted though.....

[Assistant] I ate a spoonful of it the first time i tried it and it made me cry so i kept eating it so now it's not spicy to me anymore


[User]
I see....
The first time I had it I had dipped some sushi in it and ate that..... Back then, I didnt take any pills yet so when I ate it, the things that normally happen when I dont take my pill were like 10 times worse than usual so I just stopped eating it after that.......

[Assistant] One day ill know your illusive pill meaning


[User] My illusive pill meaning?

[Assistant]
Sigh
Yes
You dont tell me what the pill is for or what it prevents
And im not gonna pester on your medical history
But curiosity holds me


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Well I might end up telling you eventually but for now, I think Ima keep that information to myself......

[Assistant] Tis fine


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Uhh
Well yesterday, before I fell back to sleep I realized just how badly all the sleep I've been getting lately has ruined my appetite...... Apparently, now I cant even finish a single burger before getting full for the rest of the day.........

[Assistant]
Sheesh
That's not really good
Cause it could cause an eating disorder


[User]
I know that......
But I when Im sleeping I cant really eat so I've missed so many meals lately and I guess my body is just trying to get used to it or something......

[Assistant]
Eat more
Even if you aren't hungry
Eat three meals a day at a scheduled time


[User]
I mean, I think I can try to do that.....
I'm just not used to eating anything when Im not hungry or even at scheduled times...... I usually just ate whenever I was hungry or saw food which was almost all the time.......

[Assistant] Yeah ik, but having a schedule eating time helps because soon your body will get used to that and get hungry at those times


[User]
I see....
That makes sense.....
Although, even if I have scheduled eating times, I dont think I'll be able to stay up long enough to even eat all three meals every day......

[Assistant] Get off your bed so you dont fall asleep


[User] I have nowhere to go one I get off my bed though..... Even though this room is about the size of a classroom, it's still very cramped because of all the stuff everywhere.....

[Assistant] You could sit on the floor next to your bed


[User] Ehh, that's not really an option..... On one side of my bed I have all my important stuff organized on the floor and on the other side of my bed are my dog's beds......

[Assistant] Sit on the dog bed


[User] That's where he's always sleeping though...... He doesnt like when we even touch his bed.....

[Assistant]
Damn
Uhh
What about at the end of your bed


[User] That's where the table is......

[Assistant] Well damn


[User]
Yeah......
This room used to be gameroom/bar for the adults before we moved in so some of the stuff from before we moved in is still here.......

[Assistant]
Ah
Well then


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Is it weird to really really like someones hip bones


[User]
Umm
No?
Uhhh
I dont think Im really the person you should be asking if something is weird or not.....

[Assistant]
I have no other friends besides you, my brother, and my bitch that i talk to on a daily basis
And i like to hear the response from someone whos much much purer than me


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, uhh no, I dont think it's weird to really really like someone's hip bones......

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
Uhhh
What exactly is that post about?
I just got up really fast to do something so for some reason my brain isnt really processing what Im reading at the moment.......

[Assistant]
Pft
Brain lag
Its just a mene
Mem
Meme*****


[User]
Ah I see....
Yeah.... It was just a small brain lag.....
Hm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Its been ok
Yours?


[User]
It's been pretty good so far.....
I found a new show on hulu where the main character actually has the same phobia as me so I've just been watching that all day......

[Assistant]
Oh cool
Sounds nice


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Just walked all my dogs


[User]
I see....
Well, I just ate my first meal of the day and just as I was getting full they brought out cake which is something I cant refuse to eat no matter how full I am so now I feel kinda sick.......

[Assistant]
God
That sounds exactly......
Sigh
You really need to do that meal plan


[User]
Hm?
That sounds exactly like what?

[Assistant] Nothing


[User]
Ummm, oookaay then......
Hmm
Soo, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Do you like lamb?


[User]
Lamb?
That's a sheep right?

[Assistant]
........
Yeah basically
Like cooked lamb


[User]
I see....
Umm
I dont think I've tried it yet actually......

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Im cooking it right now


[User]
Oh?
Is it good?

[Assistant] Yeah i think so


[User]
I see....
Have you tried it before?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
Hm
Are you cooking anything to go with it or is it just lamb by itself?

[Assistant]
No i have baked potato slice wit rosemary n olive oil
Mediterranean food today


[User]
Ah I see....
That sounds tasty....

[Assistant] They are pretty good. 200 cal a serving


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Well, I think Im actually gonna go to sleep now......
Even though it's actually pretty early, Im really tired for some reason so,
Good Night Homie

[Assistant]
Mk
Gnight homie


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant]
Mornin
Ill be back at 4 im taking a nap


[User]
Okay
Good Night then

[Assistant] Alright im awake


[User] How was your nap?

[Assistant]
Eh, good
I had a busy morning so a nap was needed


[User]
Ah I see....
Well that's good....
Hm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Been good, yours


[User]
Good
Mine's been okay..... I woke up with a small headache though......

[Assistant] Hm, odd


[User] Odd? How so?

[Assistant]
Headaches
Could be just from the sleep tho


[User]
Possibly......
Hm
Anyways, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhh
Do you like kiwi


[User] You mean the fruit right?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Oh! Then yeah, I like those alot

[Assistant]
Ah, good
I havent eaten them in years but we bought some and i ate some
Tis good


[User]
I see.....
Yeah, they are really good.....
I haven't eaten any though since this break started because my mom keeps forgetting to buy some every time she goes to the store......

[Assistant]
Ah
They are on sale at aldis


[User] Is aldis a store?

[Assistant]
Uh
Yeah
Its on 1960
Near the CVS


[User]
I see.....
Hm
I've never been there.....
Is it similar to walmart or kroger?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Not as big but yeah


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Eating


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you eating?

[Assistant] Takis


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How was your day yesterday?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Boring but not bad I suppose


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
If you had the chance to go back in time and change one major event in your life, would you?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Depends on the day
Right now id say no
Later, maybe


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you have any favorite apps on your device?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk
I like most of em


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Which one would you say probably  entertains you the most?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Either Instagram
Tumblr
Or my music app


[User]
I see....
Hmmm
Uhhh
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Whatcha doin


[User]
Im about to make myself some breakfast......
What about you?

[Assistant]
Feeding dogs
About to walk them
Then cut the grass


[User]
I see....
Hm
How long does it usually take you to cut the grass?

[Assistant] 30 to 45 minutes


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Is it weird for someone to keep having the same dream for about a week?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Yeah kinda


[User]
It is?
How so?

[Assistant] Cause its a reoccurring dream


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is it a bad thing to have reoccurring dreams?

[Assistant]
Not necessary
Necessarily*


[User]
I see....
Well that's good then....
Hmm
Did you ever finish all your school work?

[Assistant] Actually yeah most of it


[User]
I see....
Good
Hmm
How many of your classes are you passing?

[Assistant]
All of e
Em*


[User]
I see....
Well that's good
Hmm
That means you were able to turn everything in for gatsons class on time then?

[Assistant]
Most of it
I have a 70 so we gucci


[User]
Ah I see....
Hmm
Well, I just got an email right now saying that Im failing her class.....
Umm
Apparently, the grade got even lower than the one I sent you last time......

[Assistant] ..... What is it?


[User] Well, uh now it's a 39.......

[Assistant]
..........
........ Well shit


[User]
Yeah......
I guess failing the mid term and final exam along with not doing any other major grade assignments probably brought down my grade a little.......

[Assistant] ...... a little


[User]
Yeeaaahhhh............
Hm
Anyways, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Are you going to try and make up the work?


[User]
Ehhh
No, probably not.....
Im okay with repeating that class......
Plus, it's the only class that Im failing at the moment out of all my classes......

[Assistant]
Well then shouldn't you focus on it more?
Plus its college, it will be on your transcript forever


[User] I know it'll be on my transcript forever..... That's what the email said but, I just cant do work for online classes..... If I was physically at school taking her class I would make more of an effort to try to make up the work.......

[Assistant]
Just log on and try your best to do something
I have some of the instructions if you want


[User]
It's fine....
I already know what to do for the assignments I havent done yet.....

[Assistant] Then why dont you do then


[User] Because, unless I am at school, I just cant do work..... Like, no matter how important it is, I just cant get it done when Im at home......

[Assistant] Whys that


[User]
Ummm
I dont know....... I just cant seem to focus on any school work whenever Im at home for some reason.......

[Assistant]
Hm
Odd but i understand


[User] You do?

[Assistant] Yeah, i did all of my work an hour before it was due so


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just walked my dogs
Wbu


[User]
Uhh
Well, I just had to give someone here treatment for an asthma attack they were having because my mom wasnt home to give it to them.......

[Assistant] Oh, at least you knew how


[User]
Yep....
My mom had to explain it over the phone though so it took a little longer than it should have but they seem fine now so I guess it's working.......

[Assistant] Ah, well still good


[User]
Yep....
Hmmm
Are there any words or sounds you just hate hearing?

[Assistant] Mmm yes


[User]
Oh?
What are they?

[Assistant]
For words
-leo
-do you need some help
- dale
Uhh for sounds
The sound of scraped porcelain
Uhh
And plastic wrap when you rub it
Wbu


[User]
For sounds
-the sound of fingernails scraping carpet or cloth
That's really the only thing..... There are no words I hate hearing......

[Assistant]
Welp
Cools


[User]
Hmm
Why do you hate the phrase "do you need some help"?

[Assistant]
Only when its said that specifically
And only when said by boys


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Uhh
Well, My mom is forcing me to get a haircut again......

[Assistant]
Ah
You dont want to?


[User] I hate getting haircuts but my mom always makes me get one at least 2-3 times a year......

[Assistant] Why do you hate it?


[User]
Because I just dont like how it feels when I have short hair......
Having short hair is super uncomfortable for me.......

[Assistant] Ah, i dont know the feeling but I suppose it would be


[User]
Yeah, my brothers are completely fine getting hair cuts though, but I've just always hated them...... I dont even get to choose how short she cuts it either........
The longest my hair has ever gotten is just past my mouth which is where it's at right now......

[Assistant]
Wow, thats kinda long but hm
Well, hopefully its not too short


[User]
Yep....
Well, I have to go now for my hair cut....... I'll be back in a bit

[Assistant] Mk


[User]
Aaand Im back
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well,
Good Night then homie

[Assistant] Good morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yep
Sorry ill be gone for a few hours this morning again


[User]
It's fine, No need to be sorry
When do you think you'll be back?

[Assistant]
Around 11
I may pop in for a minute or two and reply but yeah


[User]
I see....
What are you gonna be doing until then?

[Assistant]
............
I dont think you want to know that


[User]
You dont?
Why not?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Its rated r
So yeah
You don't wanna know


[User]
Ummm
I see.....
Now I'm even more curious.....
You sure I dont wanna know?

[Assistant] Im pretty sure, i mean i could tell you but i do t wanna risk you being uncomfortable


[User]
I see.....
......
Ummm
Im probably gonna regret this but, what is it that you'll be doing?

[Assistant] Basically imma be fucking someone


[User]
I- I see......
Umm
When will you be leaving to do that?

[Assistant] Around 7


[User]
I see......
Hmmm
Soo, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhh
Hows your haircut


[User] Oh, that came out horrible as always..... It doesn't even go past my eyebrows anymore.......

[Assistant]
Oof
What is it? Like a fade or just all short or what


[User]
Uhhh
She left the top part long enough to just barely reach my eyebrows and the sides are all super short......

[Assistant]
Ah, well it doesn't sound baf
Bad*


[User] I mean, she's been doing this ever since I was born so shes had alot of practice....... I just hate having my hair this short..........

[Assistant]
Ah, well
Are you going to have long hair when you are older?


[User]
Yeah...... Ima try to let it grow out as much as I can but as of right now, as long as Im living under the same roof as my mom she'll never let me grow it out so I just have to wait until I move out on my own........
Oh, did you leave already?

[Assistant] Back


[User]
I see......
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Mm been good
Tiring
Ill brb gotta cut grass real quick


[User]
I see....
Well that's good......

[Assistant] Done


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhu
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
At discount tire
My thighs are murdering me


[User]
I see....
Discount tire is a tire shop right?

[Assistant]
Yepp
Getting a tire for a truck cause it was flat and wouldn't hold air


[User]
Ah I see....
I haven't been there in a while.....
Hmm
Does your device have it's own data or are you connected to wifi that's there?

[Assistant]
I was connected to the wifi
I dont have my phone line yet
Imma get it connected in Michigan


[User]
Ah I see....
Also, sorry for the late response.....
I knocked out......

[Assistant] Thats aiight


[User]
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Mmm its been good
Yours?


[User]
I see....
Good
Mine's been okay.....
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Music
Wbu


[User] Trying to finish my first meal of the day....... My mom made food and gave me more than everyone else because she knows I usually eat more than everyone else and doesnt know my appetite has been messed up......

[Assistant]
You really really need that meal plan
Im not even suggesting it
You need to do it
And start going to sleep at night and staying up during the day


[User]
I know I need the plan so I think Im probably gonna start trying it soon......
But I dont really know if I can stay up during the day for that long even if I do get sleep at night........

[Assistant] Try your best because you are sleeping waaay too much and it isnt good


[User]
I know that and I will try......
It's just that, when Im sleeping I dont have time to feel certain emotions because of my dreams.......
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well,
Good Night then homie

[Assistant]
Good morning
And i know
Sleep is coping
But still


[User]
Yeah, I know...... It's still waay too much sleep......
Also, Good Morning

[Assistant] Yeaaaah


[User] Anyways, did you sleep well?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see....
Well that's good
Hmm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant] Well im currently fuckin


[User]
I- I see......
Ummm
Well, I guess I'll leave you alone for now then......

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Hmm
Are you still busy?

[Assistant]
Nah you good now
Bed is cleaned, room is vacuumed and we all gucci


[User]
Ah I see....
Well that's good
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Do you ever listen to spanish music


[User] Willingly?

[Assistant] Yeah, like you choose to put it on


[User]
Umm
Not really..... Depends on if Im in the mood for it or not and Im usually not........

[Assistant] Just curious


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Anything else you're curious about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you think you will ever open up more to peopl


[User]
Ummm
I dont know.... Probably?..... It really depends on if I can start trusting people more......

[Assistant]
True, true
In trying to open up more and be more confident
It sucks but eh


[User]
I see....
Why does it suck?

[Assistant] Because i dont like people


[User]
Ah I see....
That makes sense.....
Hmm
Why don't you like people?

[Assistant]
Idk
They irritate me most of the time
Then other times i get too obsessive wanting to gather all information possible


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do I irritate you sometimes?

[Assistant]
Yeah, but thats ok
I get annoyed at almost everything sometimes


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] My final presentation for educ


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
It's a 3 slide presentation you have to do, right?

[Assistant]
...... 10+ slides
Mine is 14 slides


[User]
Oh....
For my educ class we have to do only 3 for our final presentation.......

[Assistant]
Whoop-
These are the requirements for mine


[User]
Yikes, that's alot.....
These are the requirements for mine

[Assistant]
Well damn
Thats way easier than ours


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Aiight aiight


[User]
I see....
Well that's good....
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] How was your day? Sorry i had to leave before I could ask


[User]
Ehh
My day's been okay so far.....

[Assistant] Good, good


[User]
Yep.....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating a lemon
Wbu


[User]
Trying not to fall asleep.....
Even though I've already gotten waay to much sleep, Im still super tired........

[Assistant]
Siigh
Stay up til at least 9 pm before you sleep


[User] I mean, I can try but at this point I dont think I can even stay up until 8.......

[Assistant]
Get up and walk around
Dont get so cozy in your bed


[User]
Okay, I guess I can try that.....
Hmm
Anyways, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
What would you say is one thing you consider yourself an expert at?

[Assistant] Stalking


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Exactly how good are you at stalking?

[Assistant]
Ive found out everyoneâs address that ive looked for
I know your id/ bus route
Uhhhh
Just
I can find shit out, aight?


[User]
I see....
Hm
How did you find out my id/bus route?

[Assistant] ...................... see if i said that id sound like a stalker


[User] What's wrong with sounding like a stalker?

[Assistant]
............. true
I saw a roster and read the names and saw yours which listed your id number too so i went ooh information and took a picture
As for bus routes, i have the victory master list of everyones bus routes and after school buses


[User]
I see....
Hm
So you have a picture of a roster with everyone's names and ids including mine along with a master list of everyone's bus routes and after school buses then?

[Assistant] ...... yep


[User]
I see....
Interesting....
Hmm
You said you've found everyone's address that you've looked for right?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
Hmm
By any chance, have you looked for mine?

[Assistant] No, you value your privacy so i said I wouldnât stalk you unless i got really bored remember?


[User]
Oh right, I remember now.....
Well, uh thanks for not getting really bored then......

[Assistant] I try my best


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
I made sum lemon water from the leftovers of the lemon i ate


[User]
I see....
Does it taste like lemonade?

[Assistant] Yee but with no sugar


[User]
I see...
Do you like it?

[Assistant] Yeah its aight


[User]
I see....
Hm
What would you say is one drink you hate?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Anything banana flavoured
Or la croix
That shits sucks


[User] What's la croix?

[Assistant] Sparkling water thingy


[User]
I see....
What does it taste like?

[Assistant] Like ass but carbonated


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Why do you hate banana flavoured drinks? Is it because you're allergic to bananas or because you just dont like the flavour?

[Assistant] Both


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Well, I dont think I can stay awake any longer so,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
Sleep good


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant] Yeah, did you?


[User] Ehh, I slept okay....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
How's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Been good
I f*cked, cleaned, and now im eating ice cream
What about yours


[User]
I see....
Well that's good
Mine's been okay so far......

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
What flavour ice cream are you eating?

[Assistant] Mint chocolate chip


[User]
I see....
That's one of your favourites right?

[Assistant] Indeed, its my favorite


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hm
Is it ok to leave someone for your ex


[User]
Ummm
I dont really know......
I guess it depends on the situation.......

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmmm
Anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
If you could control one person to do whatever you wanted for 24 hours and not remember a thing from that time, who would it be?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhh
Yknow
Im not sure


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
So there's no one that you can think of at the moment to control for 24 hours then?

[Assistant] I mean, not any that I wouldnât want to remember


[User]
Ah I see....
But I meant they wouldn't remember what happened.... You would be the only one that remembers......

[Assistant]
OHH
Hm
Still hard


[User] How so?

[Assistant] There are many people im curious about


[User]
I see....
So you can't choose just one then?

[Assistant] Yeah, too hard of a decision


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Would you ever smoke a cigarette


[User]
Hmm
Not directly..... The closest I would get to ever smoking a cigarette is by inhaling the smoke other people breath out after smoking one........

[Assistant]
........ I know you dont mean shotgunning but imagining you shotgunning is interestingly Hilary
Hilarious*


[User]
Shotgunning?
What's that?

[Assistant]
Its when someone is smoking right?
(Usually weed)
And the get the smoke in their mouth
And kiss someone
And blow the smoke into their mouths
In which the other person inhales it and blows out
Its also when someone drinks something's (usually alcohol) and pours it into the other persons mouth when they kiss


[User]
I see.....
Yeah, I dont think I'd ever do that......

[Assistant]
Hahaha
Your loss I suppose


[User] Why a loss?

[Assistant]
Idk
Its an experience


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
When you get injured do you operate on yourself to fix the injury or do you usually have someone else do it like a doctor or adult?

[Assistant] Depends on if i caused the injury or not


[User]
I see....
Hm
What about injuries from accidents like stepping on nails or dislocating a body part?

[Assistant]
If i dislocate my shoulder i just snap it back in place
But if its serious id go to maryann cause shes a nurse
And if its extremely serious we would go to the doctor (like when i had pneumonia)


[User]
I see....
Hmm
You've had pneumonia before?

[Assistant]
Yeah
I got it from my teacher in 6th grade
Missed two weeks of school
I was coughing up blood


[User]
Yikes, I see....
That sounds bad.......

[Assistant] Yeaaaaaah it wasn't fun


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just killed two roaches
And finished eating sum tamales


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you like tamales?

[Assistant]
Yeah they are pretty good
High calorie tho


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
It was pretty ok
Yours?


[User]
Mine's also been okay.....
Although, I did do a little surgery on my foot earlier and then accidentally almost broke my ankle immediately afterwards...... But I'm already healed for the most part by now so it's all good......

[Assistant]
You really need to tell your mom when you get hurt
Your are her child too
And her responsibility
You aren't a burden for needing help


[User]
I know.....
But it's really fine...... She's just really busy most of the time so I usually only ask her for help when I get seriously hurt.......

[Assistant]
-_-
Did I fuckin stutter
When you get hurt, you tell her
Even if its minor, at least so she knows about it


[User] Why does she have to know about it if it's minor?

[Assistant] Because shes your fucking mom??


[User]
I see....
I mean, she's already used to me just fixing myself up without telling her any time I get hurt so, do I still have to tell her about it when I do get hurt?

[Assistant]
Hm
When its bigger than minor
And minor is like, a scrap or bruise or small cut
Nearly breaking your ankle is not minor


[User] I mean, that only happened because I numbed my foot a little too much so I could do a little surgery on it so when I tried to walk after I was done, I forgot it was still numb and accidentally put all my weight on it when it was bent so I heard it crack and then I fell..... But it's almost completely healed by now..... It's just a little sore so I should be fine......

[Assistant]
What was the little surgery for
Nail?


[User]
Uhhh
No...
It was for an ingrown toenail that I didn't realize was there until it was already really deep inside my toe.......
That one toe gets them about once every 2-3 years for some reason so over time it's just gotten so used to the pain from them that I dont notice it until it's worse than the last one...... So, I just had to cut open my toe, take out the nail, and now I'm just letting it heal.....

[Assistant]
Hm
Ouch
Never had one
But sounds painful


[User]
It's not really that painful taking it out since my foot was completely numb......
It's only painful when it's still inside..... But, now that it's out it's only a little sore.......

[Assistant] Ah, well thats good


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
Hell no
Im smoking rn


[User]
I see.....
Well, Im gonna go to sleep now so,
Good Night homie,
Hope you enjoy your smoke

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
And thank you
Hope you enjoy your sleep


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Did you


[User]
Ehh
I slept okay....
Hm
How's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Mmmmm its beennnn........ ok
This week can either turn really good or really bad so ill let ya know which way it gies


[User]
Hm?
Why's that?

[Assistant] ......... ill tell ya when i find out if the week will be good or not


[User]
I see....
When do you think you'll find out?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Within two weeks


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Well, hopefully it turns out good then

[Assistant]
Yeah
Big hopefully


[User]
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
I bought noodles


[User]
Oh?
What kind?

[Assistant] Spicy sumthin noodles


[User]
I see.....
That sounds tasty.....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hm
Do you plan on eating them soon?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating a tamale
Wbu


[User] Just sitting in my bed thinking about some stuff.......

[Assistant]
nice
nice


[User]
Yep.....
Hmm
By any chance, do you know how many times we can fail our college classes before we are kicked out of victory?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Im not sure


[User]
I see....
Well, hopefully it's more than once because I think I failed Gatsons class......

[Assistant] Uhhh, you think?


[User]
Yeeaah.......
Hmmm
If you had to guess, about how many times do you think you can fail a college class at victory before you're kicked out of victory completely?

[Assistant]
I suppose 3
They took the limit off this year though i thought


[User]
I see.....
Hm
They took the limit off this year?

[Assistant] I thought so


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Im getting more into aesthetics


[User] What are aesthetics?

[Assistant]
......
Never mind


[User]
...I see.............
Hmm
Umm
Anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Ifk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
What would you say is one thing you enjoy seeing people do the most?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
......
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just got our stimulus shit
Wbu


[User] I was actually just about to go to sleep but, what stimulus stuff are you talking about?

[Assistant] From the us


[User]
What is it about?
Well, I think Ima go to sleep now so,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
And its the relief check from the government


[User]
Ah I see....
Well,
Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Actually yeah cause i just woke up from a nap
Did you


[User]
Yep actually
Although, I think I slept in a bad position because my neck is kinda sore.....

[Assistant]
Hm
Wack
Ye need to stretch it