[User]
I see...
Hmm....
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] The suggested aldine assignment


[User] We have a suggested aldine assignment?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Its on the aldine website


[User] When did they tell us to even look there?

[Assistant]
They didn't
Its just suggested though


[User]
I see...
For a second, I thought a teacher actually posted an assignment on remind or something...... I dont get notifications for remind at all so I dont know about those until someone else mentions them....

[Assistant]
Ah
Ye should check more


[User] I probably should.... I just forget to check because I only have it on my laptop.... And Im usually preoccupied with other things on my laptop to even remember to check....

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?
Hmm
How's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not awesome
Yours?


[User]
Ummm
It hasnt exactly been good.....
Anyways, how is yours not awesome?

[Assistant]
Accused again
And hows yours not good


[User] What were you accused of?

[Assistant] Same shit


[User]
I see...
Well that sucks.....

[Assistant]
Yep
How was your day not good


[User]
...
That doesnt really matter right now.....
Let's just say, Im having an off day......

[Assistant]
?
Whys that?
Just wanna know....


[User]
I'd really rather not say right now....
Anyways, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Okkkkk then i suppose
There is an at home learning plan on clever ir something apparently


[User] A learning plan on clever? When I checked earlier today I didnt see one....

[Assistant] Well i saw a thingy on aldine that said it


[User]
Oh I see...
Hm
I guess I'll probably check again later then....
Hm
what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Chilling


[User]
I see...
Hmm......
Anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say are a few things you hate about Houston?

[Assistant] Weird weather


[User] How is the weather weird?

[Assistant] It changes in a second


[User] Not always.... Sometimes it takes a whole day....

[Assistant]
Ah
That makes a difference
Sorry im cleaning


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Yours?


[User]
Its gotten a little better......
Hm
Anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Cleaning


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm


[User] Is that a yes?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User]
I see...
Hm
Have you done anything else today besides clean?

[Assistant]
Uh
Nah


[User] So, you've been cleaning all day?

[Assistant]
Basically
And care for spawn


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] No


[User]
I see...
Hm
If you could change one thing about the "Spawn", what would it be?

[Assistant] Its an attention whore


[User] So, what about that would you change?

[Assistant] Make her more independent and less fussy


[User]
I see....
So basically, make her grow up?

[Assistant]
Nah
Just a chill baby


[User]
I see...
Hmm.....
Do you know how much longer you will be staying in Michigan?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User]
I see...
Hm
What do you think would probably be the worst thing that could happen right now in your house?

[Assistant]
Idk
The dogs killing the baby


[User] Are the dogs friendly?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say is something that causes you to have fun most often in the house?

[Assistant] The children forcing me to play Mario kart


[User] How do they force you to play?

[Assistant]
Pull me
Annoy me


[User]
Oh I see...
Hm
Who would you say is the best at mario kart there?

[Assistant] Probably my nephew


[User]
I see...
Hm
How good are they at it?

[Assistant]
They get first
Almost all the time


[User]
I see...
So, do you ever get first place?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see...
Hm
How often do you usually get first place?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
30/70
Im either first or last


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, is there anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Do you want kids


[User]
....
Honestly, I dont know yet.....
Do you want kids?

[Assistant]
Mm
Yeah
Maybe


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you mind saying why?

[Assistant] Hard to explain


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Sorry im not being very receptive right now


[User]
Receptive?
Oh did you fall asleep?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Ooooooh you in general


[User]
Sorry, I cant see that photo because its a private account I dont have access to.....
I was removed from her followers a while ago for some reason.....
Would you be able to send a screenshot of the photo?
So, I am kinda confused.... Is it a post about me?
Also, Good Morning
So, what did you mean when you said "Ooooooh you in general"?

[Assistant]
Yeah, just says you like her art
And you are in her general messages
And not primary


[User] What are general and primary messages?

[Assistant]
...
How messages are organized in instagram


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, how's your day been?

[Assistant]
Wack
How was yours?


[User]
It was way better than yesterday....
Yesterday, my day was bad all day until midnight....
Anyways, how was yours wack?

[Assistant] Lotta reasons


[User]
I see....
Do you wanna say what those reasons are?

[Assistant] Eh


[User] Is that a no?

[Assistant]
Idk
Just yelling


[User] Yelling? At who?

[Assistant] No they were at ne


[User]
Oh I see....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Hbu


[User] Just laying in bed all wrapped up.....

[Assistant]
That sounds like the start of a porno
I mean
Comfy
Ignore the first thing
Couldn't help it


[User]
.........
Yes.... It is very comfy......

[Assistant] Very comfortable indeed


[User] Anywaays, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
What have you been doing for most of the day?

[Assistant] Cleaning


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say was the most fun part of your day?

[Assistant]
Uh
Knowing i have takis waiting for me


[User] You have takis waiting for you?

[Assistant] Yeo


[User]
I see...
Hm
When do you get to have them?

[Assistant]
Idj
But i got them for cleaning the bookshelf


[User]
I see...
So, you're probably gonna eat them later then?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Is it a big bag?

[Assistant] Normal size


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Music
Hbu


[User]
Ummm.....
Just digesting food while laying in my bed wrapped up like before....... I just ate a bag of sour candy, two quarter pounders, some chicken nuggets, fries, and a drink...... I was kinda hungry after not eating breakfast or lunch today......

[Assistant]
Welp
Sounds filling
Good to eat
Seems nice
Good


[User] So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmm
After hours was released


[User] It was? Do you like it?

[Assistant] Im just now listening to it


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you like it so far?

[Assistant]
Yeaah
Techno ish tho


[User]
What do you mean techno ish?
Oh did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yee


[User] So, how's your day been?

[Assistant]
Eg
I cleaned
Wasn't tooooo bad
Yours?


[User]
I mean, it could be better....
But, otherwise, it's been pretty good so far.....

[Assistant] Good good


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Chillin


[User]
I see...
Hm
Did you sleep well last night?

[Assistant]
I slept aight
Did you sleep at all?


[User] Nope

[Assistant]
Welp
Fun


[User] Yea.... I might actually end up getting some sleep tonight though.... My mom doesnt like it when I dont sleep at all or go to sleep late......

[Assistant]
Well no shit
Its unhealthy


[User] I know it's unhealthy.... I just dont really like sleeping.....

[Assistant]
Same exact fuckin excuse jeff had
Tf


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Oui
He said the same thing


[User]
I see....
So he also doesnt sleep that often?

[Assistant]
Nope
Rare


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Whats your favorite soda


[User]
You sent an attachment.
What about yours?

[Assistant] Sprite


[User]
I see....
I usually only ever drink sprite if Im really sick.... But other than that, I almost never drink it......

[Assistant]
Hmm
Well i haven't had pepsi in ages si
So*


[User]
I see....
Hmm.....
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm......
What would you say was your first impression of me when we first met?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Gamer boi
And i thought ye just hated me or something
Plus you are still so fuckin familiar


[User] Oh yeah, I remember you wanted to know what schools I came from at one point right?

[Assistant] Yee


[User]
I see...
Do you still want to know?

[Assistant]
Yeo
Yep*


[User]
I see...
Okay then,
Well, from Kindergarten to 4th grade, I went to a school called Stephens Elementary....
Then for 5th and 6th grade, I went to a school called Ruby Reed....
Then for 7th I went to a school called Grantham Academy...
And then for 8th, I went to a new school that was so new, we were the first class in it. It was called Mead Middle school.... And now Im at victory.... And actually, you seem kind of familiar too but I dont know from where.....

[Assistant]
Hmmm
I didnt go to any of those
But i swear ive seen you before
Maybe at the store or something
But i fuckin know you damnit


[User]
I see...
Well I guess we probably wont ever find out where you know me from then......

[Assistant] We can figure it out


[User]
Ummm
What do you mean? How are we supposed to even try to figure it out?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User] Oh, did you ever attend any daycares here in houston?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Well then, for now I cant think of anywhere else I would know you from.....

[Assistant] Hmmmmmmmmmm


[User] Can you think of anywhere you might've seen me before Victory?

[Assistant] I dont KNOOOIW


[User]
Right....
Hm
Maybe you dont know me from anywhere and I just remind you of someone you do know?

[Assistant]
Nope
Definitely know that jacket


[User]
......
Which one?
My dark blue or my striped one?

[Assistant] Stripped


[User]
...... Then you dont know me from anywhere then...... I just got that jacket this year......
As in, this school year......

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Nope
I refuse


[User]
What do you mean you Refuse? There is no way you could know me with that jacket from anytime before this school year started.....
Maybe..... You saw someone with a similar jacket before school started?

[Assistant]
Nope
I don't know
Hm


[User] I mean, I didnt even wear that jacket at the beginning of the school year.... I started wearing it a little more later on.....

[Assistant] Hmmmmm


[User] Yep.... Even my victory ID badge has me wearing a jacket other than the striped one....

[Assistant]
Shoowwww ut
It
Show it
Show its
Show it
Show it


[User] Show my ID with me wearing my other jacket?

[Assistant] Oui


[User] Okay.... Just know, the lighting was kinda weird when mine was taken for some reason....

[Assistant] It was for all of us


[User] I guess that's true.... Okay here....

[Assistant]
See thaaat jacket
Hmm
Can't remember


[User] You said the striped one....

[Assistant]
I know
Both
Feck
Stripped is more memory though
Brain confused


[User] ........ So you're saying, that you remember me from somewhere with BOTH jackets?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User] .... Well that blue jacket, I've only had it since 8th grade.... I get a new jacket like every year.....

[Assistant] I don't know


[User]
.........
Anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Baby duty


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Ifk


[User]
I see....
Hmmm......
What would you say something about me that makes the least amount of sense to you?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
You not talking to me at all


[User] You mean talking to you in person right?

[Assistant]
Ouu
Oui*


[User] Well.....that, is for a very good reason..... By the way, by any chance, does Oui mean yes in french?

[Assistant] Yes


[User]
I see....
But, didnt I tell you why I dont talk to you in person already?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] So, how does that make the least amount of sense to you?

[Assistant]
Why you always ask questions
Always want answers
Never give any
Hm
And ifj
Idk*


[User] I do give answers to some questions......

[Assistant]
Uh huh
I suppose


[User] Anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Yours?


[User] Pretty good.... Just ate a small bag of popcorn for breakfast.....

[Assistant] nice nice


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Baby duty still


[User] She looks very comfy....

[Assistant] She is bundled up and watching law and order


[User] Your dog is actually trained to watch her?

[Assistant]
Yes and no
Not babies specifically but shes training to watch me
And she watches the baby and barks when she cries or drops something


[User]
Wow
So it's like a baby alarm system for when you arent around then?

[Assistant] Yeps


[User] Both my dogs just sleep all day everyday.....

[Assistant] She sleeps here too


[User] I see.... Is she allowed to sleep anywhere in the house?

[Assistant] Who the baby or the dog?


[User] The dog

[Assistant]
Yeah she is
Wait
Except for the parents room


[User] Why not the parents room?

[Assistant] They dont like the fur


[User]
I see....
That makes sense....
Hm
How long do you think you are gonna end up staying today?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User]
I see...
Hm
If you could have one wish granted right now, but it would only affect the dog, what would it be?

[Assistant] If she could talk


[User]
I see....
If she could talk, what do you think her first words towards you might be?

[Assistant]
Hey
Probably
I don't know
Hm


[User] Ummm..... Why did you add me to that story thing?

[Assistant]
Cause
Ye are one of the few i talk to
Ye wanna draw a pumpkin


[User] No..... Im bad a drawing pumpkins......

[Assistant] Annd?


[User] And..... I just dont want to do that........

[Assistant] Fine


[User]
Ummm
By any chance, can you take my name off your story?

[Assistant]
Nooe
Nope*


[User] Why not?

[Assistant] I xant edit the story once its posted


[User] Oh.... I see...

[Assistant] Yeag


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Lie ir truth


[User] Ummm..... Truth....

[Assistant] Cutting


[User] Cutting where?

[Assistant] Thighs again


[User] ......can i see?

[Assistant] No light


[User]
I see...
Are the cuts deep?

[Assistant]
Eh
Lil


[User]
I see...
Do you think you are ever gonna stop cutting?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User]
I see...
Do you know if these cuts are gonna leave any scars?

[Assistant] Probably


[User]
I see...
Hm
What do you think would happen if one day a family member happened to walk in on you cutting yourself?

[Assistant]
Probably send me to a psychiatric hospital
If it was the kids they would just ask about it


[User] what would you tell them if they did ask about it?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
How often have you been cutting during this break so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Every few days


[User]
I see...
Hm
How has no one caught you yet?

[Assistant] They have


[User] Who has?

[Assistant] Maryann


[User]
What was her reaction when she first caught you?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did.....
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant] She yanked my hair, pushed me down and said if i did it again she would send me to a psychiatric hospital


[User]
Wow that sound kinda harsh....
Anyways, what are you doing up this late? Isn't it like around 3:30am over there?

[Assistant]
Yep
Nightmares


[User]
I see....
What were the nightmares about?

[Assistant] Nothing important


[User]
I see......
Hmm...
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Under my blanket texting


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?
Did you fall back to sleep?
I guess you did.... Well,
Good Night
....again

[Assistant] I did indeed


[User]
I see...
So, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight
Did you just wake up


[User] Nope.... I accidentally dropped something very loud last night while doing some midnight things, and it woke her up so she got mad and took my phone.... I just got it back....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well then


[User] Yeah.... She's one of the people that sleeps in the same room as me.... And shes a very light sleeper......

[Assistant]
'some midnight things'
And ah
I see
Well then


[User] What do you mean 'some midnight things'?

[Assistant] I just reread what you first sent and was mocking that


[User]
........
I see....
Well, did you sleep well after you fell asleep again?

[Assistant]
Eh
Bo
No*
But its aight


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Baby
Still
Jeez
I feel like a mom


[User]
I see....
Wow, you have to take care of that baby a lot.....
Doesnt it get tiring?

[Assistant]
Yes
Its an annoying fuck


[User]
How is it annoying?
I mean.... Honestly, when a noise is constantly happening around me, my brain automatically blocks it out....... It's kinda why I always need at least 20 alarms with different ringtones every morning at full blast right next to my ear to wake up every morning for school..... Honestly they dont even wake me up.... My alarms wake up everyone else in the room and then they get mad and wake me up themselves every morning so I can turn off my alarms and they can go back to sleep.....
.... It's probably one of the main reasons I almost never get annoyed by things.....

[Assistant]
Well scientifically your brain will block out a continuous sound after 10 minutes unless you focus on it
And i hyper focus on everything.
Im always on guard
Normally anyway


[User] ...my brain usually takes about 5 mins.... And why are you always on guard?

[Assistant] Not important


[User] Oh, is it a personal reason?

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Hm
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say is something you like to do to take your mind off things?

[Assistant]
Cut
Read
Draw


[User]
I see...
What would you say takes your mind off things the most?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Reading


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Reading


[User]
I see...
Is it a good book?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
I didn't know


[User]
I see...
Hm
Did you know, disinfectant does not taste good when mixed with sugar?

[Assistant]
..........
Uh
Yeah
I could guess
...... How did you know


[User] ....... It was dark last night and I was thirsty......

[Assistant]
..  .......
So uh
Kool aid?


[User] Kool aid?

[Assistant]
What did you think the disinfectant was
And why put sugar in it


[User]
...
It looked just like water.... It was completely clear and I was planning on drinking a cup of sugar water.... And actually, now that I think about it, Im starting to think it might not have been disinfectant..... The bottle doesnt have a label on it but I do know that it is usually used for cleaning..... Hold up... I just asked my mom.... She said it's either bleach or lysaw.... She doesnt remember which one....

[Assistant]
........
Ok
Questions
1: who tf drinks sugar water holy fuck you have a sweet tooth
2: why would you get water from a bottle. Couldn't sneak to sink?
3: so you really out here drinking bleach huh.
Did you drink it all?


[User]
Answers
1. .... I was too lazy to make some sweet tea at that hour and I wanted a sweet drink at the time....
2. Actually, I was right next to the sink but the bottle looked like it was almost empty and I had to clean the counter so I thought I might as well finish the water that was in it to get rid of the bottle....
3. Well I didnt drink it all.... Only one large mouth full of it before I realized it wasnt water.... And dumped what was left in the cup into the sink.....
.... And yes, I do have a small sweet tooth......

[Assistant]
Uh huh.
...
That
That.
I just
Sigh
I cant even...
Anyway
Ok it makes sense at least
A comedic image
And "small"
Boy
Dont lie
That sweet tooth probably takes up yer whole head


[User]
My sweet tooth isnt that big....
And what do you mean a comedic image?

[Assistant]
.....
Uh huh
Right
Yeah
And the mental image of you taking a drink of something, and then spewing it out makes me laugh a little


[User] .... I mean, I didnt really end up spitting it ALL out..... I only realized it wasnt water as I was swallowing it.... so I only ended up spitting out about half of what I actually drank..... And then I lost balance for a second, started to fall, reached out for anything, ended up getting the handle of a large pot, which fell down with me and made the noise which woke my mom up.....

[Assistant]
I figured you woke your mom with something related to that drink
Damn
That was just not a fun night
Sounds hilarious though, sorry
Hah
Hm
A gulp of cleaner
Drink at least 16 ounces of water
Cause that will flush it
Otherwise it can hurt your organs


[User] Im sure it cant do that much damage... I mean I feel fine and I havent had any water all day... The only drink I've had at all today was 2 large cups of sweet tea.....

[Assistant]
.....
Get some damn water
With no suger


[User] Why no sugar?

[Assistant] Pure water


[User] .... I mean, isnt bleach supposed to clean things? Maybe it can clean my insides too?

[Assistant]
........
Imma pretend
That i didnt read that
Cause you are a homie
And i dont wanna lose ya by insulting that too harshly
Get some water


[User]
......
I will.... Eventually... Maybe about a cup tomorrow..... I usually only ever drink about as much water a day that will fit inside a Gatorade bottle....

[Assistant]
-_-
Now


[User]
....
Okay, I will.....
And also, that night may not have been fun, but at least it wasnt the worst one since this break started.....
Anyways, is it still snowing where you are right now?

[Assistant]
Yep
Gonna be snowing till 8 an
Am*


[User] Lucky! If only it would snow here in houston.....

[Assistant]
I love it
The one good thing here


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
In covers
Its odd
Im never cold when im extremely cold or vice versa
But
When i get just a tad chilly, or warm up enough where im still a biiit cold, i start spasming and shaking


[User] What do you mean spasming and shaking?

[Assistant]
See
I first shiver
Then i shake violently
And start twitching alot, cause i twitch anyway
And that lasts until i either get colder or fully warm up
Its happened at school


[User]
I see...
How do you get colder if you're shaking violently?

[Assistant]
Snow
Or freezing weather


[User]
I see....
You know, something kinda similar happens to me sometimes, just not as badly as yours....
It doesnt matter what the weather is, but sometimes I'll randomly get freezing cold, Ill have goose bumps all over my arms, and certain joints of my body start slightly shaking.... Like my knee caps and wrists..... It can even be in the middle of summer and Ill still get freezing cold sometimes..... It's one of the reasons why I wear a jacket.... It helps me get warm faster....
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Well, Good Morning

[Assistant] Not quite


[User]
Oh?
Why not?

[Assistant] Imma go back to sleep


[User] Okay, Good Night

[Assistant] Nite


[User]
Oh you're awake already?
Well, Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
But its aiggt
Did you sleep?


[User]
Nope
I've been up since yesterday....

[Assistant] How healthy


[User]
Oh, it's actually healthy?
I thought you said it wasn't?
...
Wait, were you being sarcastic?
Also, does your doge do that alot?

[Assistant]
I
Was
Being
Extremely
Sarcastic
And yes actually


[User]
I see...
My dogs are way to lazy to do that.... They just lay down and sleep all day.....
My dogs only ever even get up to do that when it's someone they've never met before or it's someone that rarely comes into this room.... They just ignore me and the other people in this room completely.....

[Assistant]
Damn
Kinda depressing


[User]
Yep.... Like even if we try calling them to us, we are completely ignored..... Unless we have food with us.... But we arent allowed to feed them human food.....
Thats on the news right now? Wait, how long does it say we have to stay at home for?

[Assistant] No its just for Michigan


[User]
I see....
So how long is that "Stay at Home Order" gonna last for then?

[Assistant] Three weeks


[User]
I see...
Hm
When were you planning on leaving Michigan?

[Assistant] I don't know


[User]
I see...
Well that sucks....
You have to stay in Michigan for 3 more weeks now...
Hmm...
Are there any open eat-in restaurants in Michigan?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
There arent any here either.....

[Assistant]
I know
I keep up on the news


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User] Pretty good... Everyone in this room is still sleeping so all the lights are off while I watch my show.....

[Assistant] nice nice


[User]
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Watching baby n music


[User] You have to watch the baby this early in the morning?

[Assistant]
Yep
I watch her most of the day


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Do ya know anything bout computer programming


[User] Umm not really... I only know very little....

[Assistant] Aiight then


[User]
Hm
Do you know about computer programming? I think I remember you said that programming used to be one of your old hobbies, right?

[Assistant]
Yeah.
Still beginner but im doing some courses now to get back on track
Since im stuck inside might as well do something


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, is there anything else you might want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Jimbo died


[User]
Yes...
I saw that...
Did you leave him outside all night?

[Assistant]
No shit
I fixed him up this morning but its warmer now
So melting snow


[User] Could you have been able to put him in a freezer?

[Assistant]
Nope
No space
The freezer is full


[User]
I see....
Was he at least under some shade?

[Assistant]
...
No


[User]
....
That probably would've extended his life time a little bit.....

[Assistant]
Dont reprimand me
Sniffle
Ill make him again next time
Jimbo will live on


[User] He might live on.... But, he will never be the same.....


[User]
Ummm.....
Did I say something wrong?

[Assistant] Nah


[User]
I see....
Good.....
Hm
......
If you could have one wish granted to you right now, what would it be?

[Assistant]
Its unrealistic
Doesnt matter


[User] I mean, it's a wish.... They dont have to be realistic in order to matter....

[Assistant] Still


[User] Are you sure?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Okay then........
Hm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What is the longest you are able to stay up before you have to go to sleep?

[Assistant]
A little over two days i think
I ran on about three hours of sleep for that whole week though


[User] So, usually it's a little over two days, but for a whole week you were able to stay up off of about three hours of sleep?

[Assistant]
Yep
Cause i tried to sleep twice
Once i got an hour before a nightmare woke me
After two days i tried again and got two hours
Then nightmare
Then i had a manic snap
And didnt need sleep


[User] So, you dont need any sleep when you have manic snaps?

[Assistant]
Nope
But im also impulsive and violent
In which i lost my 'virginity' during a manic snap


[User]
I see...
So, whats the longest you have had a manic snap for?

[Assistant]
Uh
On and off for two years
....


[User]
I see...
That's a long time....
Hm
How often do you usually get them?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm
Every few weeks


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say is the best thing that's ever happened because of one of your manic snaps?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm
Maybe getting drunk and flirting with jeff


[User]
I see...
Hm
So you've gotten drunk before?

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
I see...
When was the last time you got drunk?

[Assistant]
Uh
December


[User]
I see...
Hmm....
What does it feel like when you're drunk?

[Assistant]
Uh
First its tingly
Then its kinda numbing
Senses are diluted
You cant move as fast
You cant control yourself
Loss of balance
Then a headache kinda
Then you kinda blackout and don't quite remember things


[User]
I see...
So, how often do you usually get drunk?

[Assistant]
I hadn't actually done it for years before Thanksgiving
Then i did it a few times
Havent done it sense
I
Dont like it
Leaves me too vulnerable


[User]
I see...
Honestly, the way you describe being drunk, I probably would hate it.....
Anyways, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?
I see...
Hmm.....
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Uh


[User]
Hmm....
Are you good at board games?

[Assistant] Depends on the game


[User]
Hmm
What board games would you say you are best at?

[Assistant] Chess and Monopoly


[User]
Hmm.....
How good would you say you are at monopoly?

[Assistant] Ive beaten almost everyone i play with


[User]
I see....
Hmm.....
What type of people do you usually play monopoly with?

[Assistant]
Family
Friends
Random people at a camp


[User]
I see...
Hm
You know, I also have monopoly.....

[Assistant] Annd?


[User] I also almost never lose against anyone I play with.....

[Assistant] Oh really eh


[User] Yeah....... Actually, I've only ever lost against three people and Ive only never been able to beat one of those three.........

[Assistant]
Hm
Who?


[User] .... My uncle.... He's the only person in this whole entire house that I cant beat.......

[Assistant]
Damn
Smart man


[User] Yep.... He's really good at getting inside people's heads too..... He's also actually the only person in this house that can tell when Im lying about something too....

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Dangerously smart man
I wanna stalk him


[User]
Ummm... Trust me, you dont wanna stalk him........
Hm
Did you fall asleep already?
I guess you did...
Well,
Good Night then
Also sorry for the late response.....
I was in the middle of doing something and I blinked and suddenly Im in my bed now and it's almost 2am..... I think I just messed up my sleep schedule again....

[Assistant] Its aight


[User] So, how's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not
Well
Ish
Yours?


[User]
Well, after I sent that last text at around 2am, I knocked out immediately again and kinda just now woke up..... So, nothing's really happened so far.....
Anyways, how was yours not well-ish?

[Assistant]
Nuce
And no matger


[User] Umm... Not nice actually..... I really dont like sleeping...... And, what do you mean no matter?

[Assistant]
Whys tgat
And it doesn't matter


[User] Because, every single time I sleep, I always end up sleeping way over 15 hours unless Im woken up by something or someone in the room.... And because of the amount of sleep I end up getting, I always end up missing alot of things that go on during that time like home cooked meals and major decisions and even after all that sleep, I still wake up just as tired as I was when I first fell asleep....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Maybe if you slept normally it wouldn't happen


[User] It's happened basically all my life....

[Assistant] Hmmmmmm


[User] Yeah..... I'll even end up sleeping for days sometimes and end up having to do chores that piled up while I was sleeping as soon as I wake up.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Welllll
Hmm


[User] Why Hmm?

[Assistant]
Cause im fucking pondering
hMmMmMmMmMMmm


[User] I mean, there's really nothing to ponder..... It's probably because Im just a heavy sleeper.....

[Assistant]
Probably
I have a cousin who slept through her parents murder


[User]
Wow...
I see....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Ifk
Idk .


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Baby
And cleaning


[User]
I see...
Hm
If you could suddenly be anywhere else in the world right now for only one hour, where would it be?

[Assistant] With jeff...


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say is something you are really good at?

[Assistant]
Hm
Deception
What about you


[User] Umm... Nothing really....

[Assistant]
Liea
Lies*
Think
Hard


[User] ... It's true though.... There really isnt anything I that good at.....

[Assistant]
Ok
You are good at keeping secrets
You are good at making topics
You are good at drinking sweet tea
You are good at staying up
So
Stfu
Everyone is good at something


[User]
... I see.... I guess that's true....
Hm
By the way, what does stfu mean?

[Assistant]
Shut the fuck up
S for shut
T for the
F for fuck
U for up


[User]
Oh, I see....
Hm
Anyways, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Not quite sure


[User]
I see....
Hm
Have you ever just eaten a chunk of sugar in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping?

[Assistant]
Uh
Actually
Yes
I ate a bag of sugar
When i was like 7
Cause i didn't want to fall asleep
Cause i was scared
Then i went out into the woods and did a strange ritual thingy
Dont remember why
Woke up in the woods
Pretended nothing happened


[User] So, the bag of sugar didnt help you not sleep then?

[Assistant]
No it made me sick and energetic
But i cut my arm and ankle
And used the blood to smear on a tree
So i might have passed out honestly
Since my family is so wonderful
My mom wasnt there my sister didnt notice and my brother just looked at me weird but didnt say anything about it


[User]
I see...
Honestly, if my mom went to the store more often, I would eat bags of sugar almost every night, but she doesnt so I usually just stick with a chunk about the size of my hand every night so it can last long enough for me to still be able to make sweet tea every morning.....

[Assistant]
....
So you just normally snack on sugar


[User]
I mean..... why not?
I tend to get bored at night when everyone else is sleeping so I sometimes end up raiding the fridge after I've eaten some sugar.....

[Assistant]
...............
Uh
So
Um
Hm
Yeah
Uh
Yeah
Ye have a problem


[User]
Ummm
What do you mean?
It's just sugar.....

[Assistant]
...
A handful a night
Plain sigar
And you drink sugar water
You only ration
Because your mom doesn't buy it alit


[User]
.....
And?
I dont see a problem here....

[Assistant]
...
Exactly why you have a problem


[User] I don't have a problem.... I can go days without sugar if I wanted to..... I just prefer to eat it often....

[Assistant]
Uh huh
Thats what every drug addict says


[User] Im not addicted to sugar though.... I've actually gone days without any sugar before..... Like today, The closest thing I've had to any sugar would be just about 5 cans of coke....

[Assistant]
..........
That has
HELLA
Sugar
And caffeine


[User] It has sugar? I thought it just had caffeine....

[Assistant]
......
The hell do you think high fructose corn syrup is
When you see the nutrition facts
The totals sugar count??
Which soday


[User]
I dont read the nutrition fact thing on the back.... And it was just Coca-Cola.....
.... Ummm they were cans of coke.... Not bottles so it was less.....

[Assistant]
65g in a 20 oz bottle
About 20-30 oz in a 12 oz can
G*
Not oz


[User] 20-30 G of what?

[Assistant]
Sugar
20 to 30 grams


[User] Is that alot?

[Assistant]
Actually its 39 grams in a 12 ounce can
And yes
It is a fuckin lot
Now
39 times 5
In simpler terms
39 grams is equivalent to 9 tablespoons of sugar


[User] .....oh, that's about how much sugar I usually put into one cup of sweet tea.....

[Assistant]
........
See
You have a problem


[User]
.......
Ummm.... You sure?
I mean, it's only sugar..... I dont see any harm in consuming a small amount daily.....

[Assistant]
......
'a small amount'
Bitch
A small amount is like 1-3 teaspoons
You however
Consume about 45 TABLESPOONS
DAILY!!!
And thats just for 5 cokes today
Which you said was barely any sugar
So its probably much more than that
You are rotting your teeth
Might get diabetes
Cause no way you have enough insulin fir that amount of sugar
And you definitely dont pee it all out
So you may be gaining weight as well
Your kidneys cant filter all that
Cause you dont drink water
And sweet tea doesn't count as water
You need 16 oz of pure water
Daily
You probably dont get any regularly
So your organs are crying to you
But on the other hand
Its a reward system, as with all addictions
So your brain keeps telling you that you need more
While your body is trying to tell you that your killing it
Add lack of sleep
And probably lack of nutrition or vitamins
And you have every obese kid in America
And they wonder why cardiovascular diesese is the leading cause of death in America
Not only can you and others not control your urges
But you will never learn how
Because its normallized
Then
Those on the at risk sxale
Will die Young
Or become addicts or alcoholics
And thats just the facts


[User]
About that....... My mom's whole side of her family also has a history of diabetes so there is actually a very slight chance I might get it.... And, for the weight, for some reason, I lose weight very easily no matter how much I eat..... Which is why I love going to buffets.... Even just sitting in my bed all day, I still end up losing weight somehow....
And what is insulin and what does that do? I also dont have any lack of nutrition or vitamins because of how much I eat daily.....

[Assistant]
Doesn't matter how much you eat
It matters what you eat
And dont downplay
If your moms whole side of family has it
With the amount of sugar you  consume
You are very very likely to have it
And damnit you dont pay attention in biology
Fucking google it i cant explain it well


[User] Ohh I see.... So that's what insulin does.... I think it has a fair chance of handling the amount of sugar I consume.....

[Assistant] ... but with diabetes it cant handle it


[User] I mean, the sugar I consume is usually dissolved so it probably is less effective.....

[Assistant]
..........
That doesn't change shit
It gets digested as a chemical either way
Just cause its dissolved doesn't mean its any less


[User]
..... Oh...
Ummm
By any chance, does chocolate syrup also have sugar in it?

[Assistant]
.....
Yes
Yes tf it does
99% of sweet things have sugar in it
And processed things are generally bad sugar
While fruit and cane sugar is healthy sugar


[User]
I see....
So there's good sugar and bad sugar? I just sugar was all the same......
Hm
Does cinnamon have sugar in it?

[Assistant]
....
No
Pure cinnamon is cinnamon


[User] I see.... Well that's good at least.... I like to eat that by itself too sometimes...... Although, it is definitely better when mixed with a milkshake.....

[Assistant]
....
Yep
Problem


[User]
....
What's the problem with eating cinnamon?

[Assistant]
Shhhhhhhhg
Nothing
Nothing


[User]
........
Ummm
Okaay then....
But, I mean, Im not addicted to anything at all except maybe sweet tea, but that's it..... I can definitely stop eating sugar if I wanted to..... I just like eating food with very strong flavors.....

[Assistant]
.......
You realize going without sugar means no sweet tea
No coke
No carbonated drink
No candies
No cookies
Etc etc


[User]
..........oh
Ummm......
Okay then, I might have a very slight problem........

[Assistant]
Uh huh
Slight eh


[User] Yeah..... Very slight...... I know I can definitely go at least one day without any, but I dont know how much longer......

[Assistant]
Exactly
You
Have
A
Problem


[User] I mean, is it really a problem unless it harms you though?

[Assistant]
....
Its fuckin harming you
And yes
It would still be one either way


[User] It's not harming me bad enough to the point that it's affecting me..... But why would it be a problem either way?

[Assistant]
........
You are worse than a bimbo
At least they would kinda care
Sigh
Kill yourself in sugar i suppose


[User] Who's bimbo?

[Assistant]
........
Holy
Fucking
Fuck
Me
In
The
Head
And
Give
Me
The
Will
To
Deal
With
This
A bimbo!!
A dumb fucking normally blond girl
The type to get hella plastic surgery and be rich but a complete airhead


[User]
Ohh that.....
Wait, you're saying Im worse than one of those?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] I mean, I do care about my health, I just wouldnt want to do anything unless an actual problem arises..... Right now, Im perfectly fine so I dont see a reason to change anything Im currently doing.....

[Assistant]
,.....
Ok
You are a lost cause


[User]
.......
Anywaays, how's your day been?

[Assistant]
Eh
The usual
Yours?


[User] Pretty good..... I've been in bed all day so far.....

[Assistant] Seems good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User] Oh no.....

[Assistant] Haha


[User]
......
Please dont send others like that one.....

[Assistant] Finneee


[User]
Thank you.....
Hm
What do you think is the first thing you are gonna do as soon as you get home from Michigan?

[Assistant]
Get in my bed
Cause samn
I hate this chair


[User]
I see....
Is your bed comfy?

[Assistant]
Yes
Its a king size memory foam bed
The shits magical


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Did you get a phone call from any of the teachers today?

[Assistant]
Yep
I got ms Jeffery


[User]
I see....
I got mr. Bernitt.......

[Assistant]
Must be nice
She was calling me nicky...
Cause maryann announced me as that
Cause she forgets thats not my real name
So i was standing there uncomfortable the whole time
And it didnt help half the house was in the room just staring at me while I talked


[User]
I see....
Well, I didnt even know mr. Bernitt called until my mom handed me her phone saying that he wanted to speak to me..... While I was on the phone everyone in the room just ignored it and continued doing what they were doing.... I could barely hear him at all.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well then
Good for you


[User]
Yeah....
Hm
So, is there anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Ya should realize
I really
Dont know


[User]
I see......
Yeah, Im kinda bad at noticing obvious things sometimes.....

[Assistant] I've seen that


[User] Is it that noticable?

[Assistant]
Yes
Yes it is
Ah well
Tis fine


[User]
I see....
Hm
If you could have only one power right now that only last a day, what would it be?

[Assistant]
Fuckin teleportation
Or future telling


[User] Future telling?

[Assistant]
Yeo
See into the future


[User]
I see....
What would you mainly use that power for?

[Assistant]
Uh
Fuckin
See
Into
My
Future?
And the worlds future


[User] Okay, but what would you do with that new knowledge?

[Assistant] Idj


[User]
I see...
Hmm....
If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Oh, did you fall alseep?
I guess you did....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehh yeah
You?


[User]
I got a good 5 hours of sleep......
....but only because my mom made me..... She turned off wifi access on all my devices so I got so bored I eventually ended up falling asleep......

[Assistant]
Good
Thats good


[User]
Yep.....
So, how's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight
Yours?


[User]
Pretty good....
Im making myself some morning sweet tea right now......

[Assistant]
....
Uh huuuuh
nice i suppose


[User]
Yep.....
I like to add just a little extra sugar in it in the mornings so it's extra sweet since Im not allowed to have coffee.....

[Assistant]
.............
Hahah
I don't know why
But i read that hilariously
Ah well
Go ahead


[User] How did you read that hilariously?

[Assistant]
I just did
Cant fuckin explain it


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Charging phone


[User] Is it almost dead?

[Assistant] 27%


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm.....
By any chance, are your dogs scared of anything in particular? Like, is there anything that scares your dogs alot?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhhh
Not really


[User]
I see....
My biggest dog is scared of all liquids unless they are completely still in a bowl.....

[Assistant] Pfttttttt


[User] Yeah.... If I even pick up a hose or a cup of water, he run far away from it..... And since he's in the room most of the time, we make sure not to go near him with any liquids or he goes crazy for a while.....

[Assistant]
Pftttttt
Damn
That is one scared dog


[User]
Yep....
When we first got him as a puppy, my mom trained him by spraying him with insane amounts of water everytime he did something bad...... Now, he's actually just about my size and he's still scared of it...... He probably has ptsd or something like that because of her......

[Assistant]
Damn
Yep
Hes tramatized


[User] Yeah.... He's actually so scared that he's tried escaping this house before and has actually escaped so many times, but every time, my mom would trick him into coming back and then improve security until eventually he just gave up.....

[Assistant]
Damn
Poor dog


[User] Yep.... And the other smaller one is just as scared, but instead of liquids, it's black shoes......

[Assistant]
.......
Odd
Odd dogs


[User] Yeah.... They can be Very odd at times......

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I just found a show on hulu that actually seems interesting so far..... There's so much blood and gore in it.... Like, just in the first 3 mins of the first episode, a preacher ended up exploding in the middle of a church, showering all the people inside with blood....

[Assistant] Sounds like a fantastic sunday morning


[User]
Umm
It's not sunday....

[Assistant]
.......
Pastor in church
Church normally happens on Sunday.....


[User]
Ohh.....
Yeah, it was sunday when it happened.... I thought you were talking about today....
Yeah.... This show doesnt leave out a single detail whenever something happens.... It shows all the guts, blood, and limbs.....

[Assistant] Sounds like a good show


[User] Yep.... It has 4 seasons and each episode is about an hour of basically murder, blood, and gore......

[Assistant] Fuck yewh


[User] Yeah.... This first episode had so much blood in it already.... Like a guy even jumped out of a plane with only an umbrella and when he hit the ground, he basically exploded.... His entire bottom half of his body was gone and his blood and intestines were everywhere and he then proceeded to eat a whole living cow and somehow grew his body back......

[Assistant]
Liked a message
Fuck yeah
Actually
Whats it called


[User]
It's called "Preacher"
Why do you wanna know what it's called?

[Assistant]
May watch it
I have nothing better to do


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Nothing


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] Other then going to the store no


[User]
I see....
Hm
Have you done Gatson's assignment yet?

[Assistant]
Uh
Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, I see you fell for that until tomorrow challenge thing.....

[Assistant] All i did was like a post...


[User] I also fell for it last night..... But I unliked that post so there is no proof that ever happened.....

[Assistant]
I know
I saw you unlike mine
Haha


[User] Although, I wouldnt be able to do that challenge either way.... I have no pictures of me on this phone.....

[Assistant] I had to download snapchat to find some from last year


[User] ..... Oh right.... I forgot.... I actually do have some from Snapchat.......

[Assistant] Seeeeee


[User] Buut, there is no proof I fell for that challenge anymore, so those pics are staying tucked away in snapchat......

[Assistant]
Uh-huh
I saw it
The fact you said you did is proof
I screenshoted
Cause i knew ye would do that


[Assistant] Uh huh


[User]
........
Frick.......
So......what do you plan to do now that you have proof?

[Assistant]
You dont have to post
Id just like to see


[User]
Fine.....
Pick a number 1-10

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
6


[User]
.......
Ummm
A different number?

[Assistant]
....
Why


[User]
.......
I was playing with random filters at the time......

[Assistant] Ok and?


[User] That filter makes me look kinda weird.....

[Assistant]
Siiigh
Fine
4


[User]
......
Sure.....
..... I dont look AS weird in this one.....

[Assistant]
Ya look like an eboy
Hahah
Ive used the same filter


[User] An eboy?

[Assistant]
Emo boy
But new age emo
Or like a doll


[User]
......yeah.....
In Snapchat, I have a pic of me with every filter......
And number six...... that one is the one the turns you into a female.......

[Assistant]
Hahahahahah
Damnit
Should've saw that
Hah


[User] ..... Trust me.... You dont want to see that one....

[Assistant] Hahah


[User]
.......
Yeah....
Every single pic I have of me using a Snapchat filter is meant to stay in Snapchat..... I look really weird with filters..... Especially with the girl filters....... Those make me look way different......

[Assistant] Well thats the whole point


[User]
I know that.....
Anyways, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Guess


[User] Guess? Do I get any options to choose from?

[Assistant] Nooe


[User]
I see....
Hmm......
If you could describe yourself with a single word, what would it be?

[Assistant] Dead


[User] Dead? Why's that?

[Assistant] Cause


[User] Just cause?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hmm
How different do you think your life would be if you never found out about The Weekend?

[Assistant]
Uh
Id be a different person


[User]
I see....
Hm
Have you ever put a lighter inside a dishwasher?

[Assistant]
Uh
Ni
No*


[User]
I see....
Yeah.... Apparently they stop working after you do that.....

[Assistant] Wooooow really huh


[User]
Yeah.....
I sometimes forget to think things through completely......
At the time, I thought that maybe, if the lighter was cleaner, it might make fire easier.....

[Assistant]
..........
So instead of wiping it you put it in the dishwasher........


[User] I mean, how else was I supposed to clean the inside too?

[Assistant]
....
You dont clean the inside
Tbats wherevthe butane goes


[User] Well the lighter I have has a long barrel on it so at the time I was thinking that if the inside of the barrel was cleaner, it would be easier for the fire to come out......


[User] ....... At the time it made more sense........

[Assistant]
.......
Just
Np


[User]
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
In blankie
On chair


[User]
I see....
Sounds comfy......

[Assistant]
Indeed
Hbu


[User] Wrapped up in my blankets in my bed with laptop on my lap watching hulu.....

[Assistant] nice nice


[User]
Yeah.....
My little brother was in the middle of eating earlier and he happened to look over at my laptop as a person was getting ripped to shreds in a show I was watching with blood everywhere...... He's not hungry anymore.......

[Assistant]
Id be hungrier after that
I like the taste if raw meat and blood


[User] Honestly, I really only like the blood... Not so much the raw meat, but my little brother happened to be eating spaghetti at the moment and after he saw what was on my laptop I just turned around and pointed out how what was on my screen also looked a bit like spaghetti and then he just said he wasnt hungry anymore and gave the spaghetti to one of my dogs.....

[Assistant]
Pftt
Asshole
Poor child is tramatized


[User]
.......
He'll probably get over it.... Eventually.....
I mean, he looks completely fine right now.....
Plus, Im pretty sure he's used to seeing blood by now......

[Assistant]
Uh huh
Ah well


[User]
Anyways, is there anything you want to talk about?
Huh?

[Assistant]
Hahaha
I
Am a MAN


[User]
Uhhh
What?
.....
Uhhh
????

[Assistant] Just for funsies


[User] I can see that.....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
.....
Umm
Im probably gonna regret asking this but,
What is that green stuff on the old person's lips?

[Assistant]
..........
In the picture its supposed to be the old man just ate shreks ass
In reality the old man ate paint cause ge thought it was yogurt


[User]
..... I see....
Hm
So, is there anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Hahahah


[Assistant] Would  you like to see my bdsm test score


[User] What's bdsm?

[Assistant]
.................
..........................
Uh


[User]
Ummm......
Am I supposed to know what that is?

[Assistant]
........
Anywho
Its bondage and things like that


[User] Bondage?

[Assistant]
.......
Yeah
You dont need to know


[User]
Ummmm
Okaay then......
Is there anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Sooo, what is bdsm and bondage?

[Assistant]
......
You are like a 5 year old wanting to know why your mommy and daddy are wrestling
Please just google it


[User]
Ohhh so that's what it is.....
.....
So, what do you mean test score? Like, what exactly does the test measure?
Those are alot of high numbers.....

[Assistant] Oh indeee


[User] Is that good or bad?

[Assistant] It just means im very sexual


[User]
Oh I see....
Hm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
Hm
How often would you say you take online tests like that one?

[Assistant]
Uh
Not often anymore
Used to


[User]
I see....
Hm
What does it mean when a person cant help but laugh evey time they feel even the slightest amount of pain?

[Assistant]
Uh
Idk
I laugh when i realize is should be in pain


[User]
I see....
Why do you laugh when you realize you should be in pain?

[Assistant]
I
Dont know?


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you have any favorite books?

[Assistant]
Uh
Yes and no
I have alot of books i like.
No clear favorite.
I read alot


[User]
I see....
Hm
Any favorite movies or shows?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
Hmmm.....
If you had to compare me to anyone you know at victory, who would it be and why?

[Assistant]
Hm
Actually
Jeff
Cause you both dont fuckin sleep


[User] I do sleep..... Sometimes.....

[Assistant] Uh huh


[User] But when I do, it's usually for a long time unless an external force wakes me up......

[Assistant]
Hm
I know


[User]
Hm
What would you say is probably the grossest thing you've ever eaten?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm
Oh
Cottage cheese
Hate that shit


[User]
Cottage cheese?
Hm
I dont think I've ever tried that.....
What does it taste like?

[Assistant]
Ass
No
Ass tastes beter
That shits just nasty
Its like curdled milk
It is basically
Disgusting
I hate it so much
And everyone in this house loves it
And eat it as a snack
I wanna gag
Its the only thing i hate


[User]
I see....
Hm
If someone were to put it inside a burger near the center so you cant see it, would you be able to tell if it was there before you take a bite out of it?

[Assistant]
I mean
Yes
Just
Check


[User] But I mean, would you still check the burger if it came from someone you trust alot that already knows what you like and dont like on your burgers?

[Assistant]
I always make my food though
And i have no real preferences
I just dont like cottage cheese


[User]
I see....
Hm
What was your reaction the first time you had cottage cheese?

[Assistant]
I spit it out and looked at maryann like she was stupid
'nicky nicky eat this'
What is it
'cottage cheese, have you had it?'
Uh no
*Taste*
Retch
Fucking
Disgusting


[User]
I see...
Hmmm......
What would you say is probably the dumbest thing you've ever done?

[Assistant]
Uh
A lot


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?
Oh, did you fall asleep already?
I guess you did....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Oh Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant] Eh


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Ehh
Aight
Wbu


[User] It's been okay.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
So, anything you wanna talk about?
Also, sorry for the late response..... I've been drifting in and out of sleep all day.....

[Assistant]
Tis fine
Sorry too
And idk


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Eh yeah
Hbu


[User]
Kind of.... I slept almost all day and night yesterday but I still woke up super tired.....
But, I think Im finally completely awake now.....

[Assistant] Cool cool


[User] So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not bad
Yours


[User] Pretty good....

[Assistant]
Noic
Noice*


[User]
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Tv
Hbu


[User] Watching netflix/hulu while snacking on popcorn.....

[Assistant] nice nice


[User] So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmmmm
Do you want a big family


[User] What do you mean? Like, in the future?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hmm
I dont know yet......
What about you?

[Assistant]
Eh
Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
Any reason why?

[Assistant] I cant care about that many people at once


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Well, my mom finally let me have coffee for once after about an hour of asking her....
She said she's only letting me have half a cup and only because I havent had any in so long....

[Assistant]
Pft
Why do you want coffee so badly
Why wont she let you drink any


[User]
I wanted because I just saw her make some for herself and the smell made me want some......
And she doesnt let me drink any because whenever I drink it, I almost always end up talking super fast non-stop and for hours and messing with my brothers, basically getting on everyone's nerves......

[Assistant]
......
Ah
An annoying caffeine addict


[User]
Yeah.... But this time I promised not to talk to anybody and to only watch my hulu after I drank it.....
I havent even finished this half cup yet and my hands are already visibly shaking.......

[Assistant]
Jeez
Coffee xalms me


[User] It calms you?

[Assistant]
Yep
Unless i drink an excessive amount
Then i become happily crazy
Which is why all last year i tried to drink as much as I coul
Resilting in 5 cups a day average


[User]
Dang, that's alot of coffee....
Why did you want to drink so much last year?

[Assistant]
Idk
Loosened me up
Which lead to interesting events and another psychotic reputation


[User]
I see....
Umm
What kind of interesting events?
Or is that personal?

[Assistant]
I mean i got a girlfriend cause she wanted to make her ex jealous
But my friend had a crush on her
So i mean thats fun


[User]
I see......
And, what led to another psychotic reputation?

[Assistant]
Uh
Me
Crazy
Also maybe because i pinned my ex against a wall
Holding him above the ground
Annnnnnd
.....
Other things


[User]
I see......
Uhhh
What did he do to get pinned against a wall?

[Assistant]
Annoyed me
I liked pinning him
We weren't dating yet but i had the slighhhhhtttttest crush on him........
And the only non suspicious way to be close to him
Was to beat his ass


[User]
I see......
How often did you beat him up?

[Assistant]
Uh
Alot
To be fair
If anyone else tried to
Id beat them up
He got teased alot n shit so i kicked other people's asses for him more than i kicked his ass
I thought of it more as training him to be a bit stronger


[User]
I see....
How did he feel about you beating him up?

[Assistant]
I mean he thought of it more as kinky than mean
Considering i would forget how it looked when i pinned him so often times i was straddling him and the people around us would joke about it


[User]
I see.......
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight
Yours?


[User] Pretty good..... My mom just went shopping and one of the things she brought back was a gallon of sweet tea for me......

[Assistant] Oh aren't you happy


[User] Im always happy.........but, I am a little happier to know that I now have enough sweet tea to last about 1-3 days.....

[Assistant]
Try to ration
There is a stay at home order there too


[User] My family is kinda ignoring the stay at home order..... Or, at least the adults are.....If they need something from somewhere, they're going where they need to go to get what they need..... But we dont really need to go anywhere at the moment.... My mom rarely goes shopping anyways, and when she does she usually buys enough food to last about a month or two......

[Assistant]
Well its people like your family that are making the cases go up
We have more cases in the us than anywhere in the world now
Cause Americans are fucking retarded


[User] Oh they know that...... But they still decide to bring me along sometimes and now, the medicine I take daily is starting to lose it's effect even after double dosing from being outside too much......

[Assistant]
Mm
Hm


[User] Why hm?

[Assistant] Ifk


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Hbu


[User]
Well, ummmm
Nothing at the moment.......

[Assistant] nice


[User] So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What would you say is one thing you like to do at midnight when everyone is already asleep?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Music
Cry
Cut
Ooh
Read
Stalk
Ifk


[User] Cry?

[Assistant] Don't ask


[User]
I see.....
So, stalk who?

[Assistant] Shesh your questions


[User] What about my questions?

[Assistant] Hmph


[User]
???
So, are you just not gonna tell me?

[Assistant] Nope


[User] May I ask why not?

[Assistant] Too many names


[User]
I see......
Hm
Do is there anyone that you look up to or that inspires you?

[Assistant]
Uh
The most prolific female serial killer


[User] And that is?

[Assistant] Elizabeth bathory


[User]
I see.....
Oh! I've heard of her before.....
I forgot the name of the show I watched, but I remember a person in it tried to imitate her...........
So, may I ask why you look up to her?

[Assistant]
Uh
I already aaid it


[User] Oh, you look up to her because she's the most prolific female serial killer?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What do you think you would do, if one day people discover that she came back to life and started to killing again only a few miles away from where you are living?

[Assistant]
Eh
Start killing too
Might as well


[User]
I see.....
And, what do you think you would do if you came face to face with her one day?

[Assistant]
Idk
Just
Nod and go away
She only kills virgins


[User]
I see......
Hmm
Who do you think you would look up to instead if she never existed?

[Assistant]
Idk
I dont even really 'look up' to her
Idk


[User]
I see......
Hmmm
What would you say is probably the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Assistant]
Cant say
Too many


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What would you say inspired you to become a witch?

[Assistant]
Hm
Alot of witchy type things I used to do
I dabbled in the vampiric and satanic communities before settling on witchcraft


[User]
I see....
What would you say is the main thing that made you settle on witchcraft?

[Assistant]
Idj
Just felt it


[User]
I see....
Hm
When did you first become one?

[Assistant]
Hmm
A little over two years ago


[User]
I see....
Hm
What do you think is the best part about being a witch?

[Assistant]
Hm
Peoples irrational fear ofme
Being close to nature
The community


[User] People's irrational fear of you? There are still people who fear you?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] How do you know they fear you?

[Assistant]
When people literally dont want to be your friend because you are a witch or they say you will burn in hell yada yada yada
You get the sense they don't quite like you


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What did you mean the community?
Is there like a community of witches or something?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see....
What's it like to be in a community of other witches?

[Assistant]
Its nice
We help eachother
And its great for information


[User] Information on what?

[Assistant]
Witchcraft
Spells


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Have you ever preformed any spells?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] What kind of spells were they?

[Assistant]
I've been a witch for years
I have done hella spells


[User]
I see....
Hm
How often would you say they work?

[Assistant] 99% of the time


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What's an example of a working spell?

[Assistant]
Uh
The outcome hapoens


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Killin
Hbu


[User] Hulu and Ice cream.......

[Assistant]
Hah
'sweet'.
Hahahahahha


[User]
.....
Anywaays, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant] Nah


[User] No? Isn't it already almost 1am over there?

[Assistant] Yeo


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Have you ever had a limb catch on fire before?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Oh you have?
How did it catch on fire?

[Assistant] I poured alcohol on my hand and litvit on fire


[User] How badly did it end up burning your hand?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not bad


[User]
I see...
Hm
Why did you light your hand on fire?

[Assistant]
Cause
Seems cool


[User]
I see....
Hm
Would you ever light it on fire again?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What did it feel like for you when you first lit your hand on fire?

[Assistant]
Uh
Warm?


[User]
I see....
Hmmm
Have you ever gotten hot sauce squirted into an eye?

[Assistant]
Uh
No


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
What was your reaction the first time you casted a spell successfully?

[Assistant] Happy


[User]
I see....
Hm
Are there any spells you would say you are better at than others?

[Assistant] Yeo


[User]
I see....
Hm
What would you say is one spell you are good at?

[Assistant] Protection spells


[User] Protection against what?

[Assistant]
Anything
Jeez


[User]
I see........
Hm
Have you ever almost lost any limbs?

[Assistant] Ye


[User] May I ask what limbs those were?

[Assistant]
From the waist down
And my finger


[User] How did you almost lose your finger?

[Assistant] I broke it and didn't realize it


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Chilling still


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is anyone else in your house still awake?

[Assistant] Nooe


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, Im out of already made sweet tea now.........

[Assistant]
Welp
Get some water


[User] Why water?

[Assistant] Cause you need hydration


[User] Does coke hydrate you?

[Assistant] No


[User]
Oh.......
So, do you plan on going to sleep at all tonight?

[Assistant]
Hm
Maybe


[User]
I see....
Hm
If you eat food a little past midnight, is it considered a midnight snack or breakfast?

[Assistant] Midnight snack


[User]
I see....
So, when does food eaten after midnight become considered breakfast?

[Assistant] 4 am


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you know what causes people to cry? Like, why do they cry when they're sad?

[Assistant]
Idk
I cry when im frustrated
I laugh when im sad
Probably shouldn't ask me im a bit messed up in the feelings department


[User] I mean, at least you cry when you feel certain emotions..... The closest I get to crying is when my eyes get a little watery for staying open for too long.... But, when you're frustrated, what do you feel right before tears start coming out?

[Assistant]
Angry?
I cry because im holding nyself back and the emotion is strong so i need to let it out somehow


[User] So you let out your emotion by crying?

[Assistant]
Only when im really frustrated
And only with certain peoole


[User]
I see.....
What does it feel like to be frustrated?

[Assistant]
Idk
Like pressure building u


[User] Pressure building up where?

[Assistant] In your body


[User]
I see....
Hmm.....
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eh
Chillin
Hbu


[User] Watching hulu in a now dark room..... Everyone just now turned off the lights and went to sleep.....

[Assistant] nice


[User] So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idj


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you think we are even going to go back to school this year?

[Assistant] I hope so


[User] How do you think you would feel if aldine end up completely cancelling actual school and starts making us take online classes for the rest of the year?

[Assistant]
Very damn sad
Alos
Also
Have virtual classes started for you yet?


[User]
No.... They said that they are officially gonna start them on April 6th......
Why? Have they started for you yet?

[Assistant]
Nope
But they did for upper classmen
Just curious


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Has it snowed again since Jimbo died yet?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What would you say is one thing you wish you could do that you currently are unable to do?

[Assistant] Thats lewd


[User]
Lewd?
What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Its sexual
Jeez
Let me spare you


[User]
Oh, I see....
Yeah, thanks for sparing me......

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmm......
You think it's a good idea to have a can of coke or two this early in the morning?

[Assistant]
Um
No


[User] Why not?


[Assistant] Just no


[User]
I see....
Well, a cup of freshly made sweet tea shouldnt be too bad of an idea right now, right?


[Assistant] No


[User]
What's wrong with sweet tea in the morning?
I mean, it's better than coke right?

[Assistant]
Sheesh
Whatever eh


[User]
I see..
Hm
When you get messages, do you get a notification on your device or do you only see them once you get back on Instagram?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did.....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Both
And yeah


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Indeed
Did you


[User]
Well that's good.....
And yes actually, I did sleep pretty well.....
Also, sorry for the late response..... Had to do some stuff outside.......

[Assistant]
Thats good
And sorry too


[User] Sorry for what?

[Assistant] Late reply


[User]
No need to be sorry, you probably have your reasons.....
Anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not bad
Hbu


[User]
Also not bad.....
I mean, I've been doing alot of yard work all day today, but that's about it.....

[Assistant] Pretty good


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Baby duty
Hbu


[User]
Ummm
Im wrapped up in my bed again.....

[Assistant] How cozy


[User] Yes..... It is very cozy..... I did have a cup of hot chocolate next to me that I can reach for whenever I wanted, but my little brother took it and drank it all and Im too comfy to get him back at the moment......

[Assistant]
Hmm
Do it later
When hes not expecting it


[User] Oh, I will.... Especially since he always goes to sleep before me......

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep....
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant]
Uh
Drank 3 monsters


[User] 3!? That's alot isnt it?

[Assistant]
....
Yeah


[User] Are they good? I've never tried Monster......

[Assistant] Mmm yeah


[User]
I see....
Yeah, my mom says that coffee already affects me bad enough, so she doesnt want to know what happens if I drink an energy drink like monster.....

[Assistant]
Yeah
I don't recommend it for you


[User]
I see....
Hm
Why did you drink 3 today?

[Assistant]
Cause
I could


[User]
I see....
Hm
If you had to get rid of one body part, what would it be and why?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Like with no consequences?


[User] Yeah, no consequences at all

[Assistant]
Hm
My eyes
Oooh wait no
My heart


[User] Why your heart?

[Assistant]
Seems cool
Id be dead but jot dead


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What do you usually do when you're bored?

[Assistant]
Idk
Be bored
Daydream


[User]
I see....
Hm
What do you usually daydream about?

[Assistant] Sex or death


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What would you say is one topic that you dont really like talking about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Things involving me personally or my past


[User]
I see...
Hm
If you could switch places with the main character of any book you've read, who would it be?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm
From the series 'the bite'
Charlotte
On Wattpad


[User]
I see...
What's the book about?

[Assistant]
....
Werewolves


[User]
I see...
Hmm.....
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Do you own any yearbooks from any past schools you've gone to?

[Assistant] Uh yeah


[User] How many do you still have?

[Assistant] One


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What grade is it from?

[Assistant] 7th


[User]
I see...
Hm
How different would you say you look now compared to back then?

[Assistant] I look oddly younger now


[User] You look younger now than you did two years ago?

[Assistant]
Yeo
Yep*
At least in that picture


[User]
I see....
Hmm
If you could own one exotic animal, what would it be?

[Assistant] Wolf


[User]
I see...
Hm
How do you think you would react if one day you woke up to find that all the dogs in your house were replaced with very angry and pregnant cats?

[Assistant] I would kill them to find my dog


[User]
I see....
And, what would you do if afterwards, you soon find out that the cats did not replace your dogs, but instead, your dogs had actually been turned into those cats?

[Assistant]
Hn
Hm
Eh


[User] Eh?

[Assistant] Ah well


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you have any habits that you dont like doing but still do anyways?

[Assistant]
Hm
Yeah
The frustrated cru thing


[User] You dont like crying?

[Assistant] No


[User] Why not?

[Assistant]
Vulnerable
Not necessary
Wont help shit
Weak


[User]
I see...
Hm
How do you think you would feel if one day you're told that you could get a procedure done to never be able to cry again, but it's highly experimental and you would have to be watched 24/7 for the next 5 years. Would you have the procedure done on yourself?

[Assistant]
Imma sleep
Gn
And no i wouldn't
Too paranoid for that


[User]
I see...
Well, Good Night

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Oooh your awake either early or you didn't sleep


[User] I didn't sleep.....

[Assistant] Knewwww it


[User] Yeah..... One of my cousins came over yesterday and brought a game so we were playing that all night...... And then we lost track of time.......

[Assistant]
Ah
Welp


[User]
Yep....
Anyways, did you sleep well last night?

[Assistant]
Eh
Nah
But thats alright


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just scrollin through some shit
Hbu


[User] Still in bed waiting for everyone else to wake up.....

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep...
So, How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not bad
Yours?


[User] Pretty good..... snacking on sweets like pudding and pop tarts while watching hulu right now... No one can stop me either because they're all asleep......

[Assistant]
Pffffft
You do you i suppose


[User] Yep... One of the perks of not sleeping is that I can raid the fridge and pantry of all the food without any consequences..... Especially since all the buffets are closed right now....

[Assistant]
..... I mean
Have fun


[User] Anyways, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uuhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What would you say is one topic you like talking about?

[Assistant]
Idk
Sex
Murder


[User]
I see...
Hmmm
If you could have one serial killer from the past resurrected in the same building as you, who would it be and why?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmmmm
Jack the ripper
Cause i wanna see who he is


[User]
I see...
But, do you think he would give you the chance to see who he is?

[Assistant]
I mean yeah
Sit in corner
If you gonna kill me i have to see you first


[User]
I see...
And what would you do if he still doesnt let you see him and escapes to go on another killing spree?

[Assistant]
I mean
Not my problem


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What would you say is probably the weirdest thing you've seen happen at victory?

[Assistant] Four basically geniuses completely agree that birds were made by the government


[User] What made them come to that conclusion?

[Assistant]
.....
Dont even know


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you agree with them?

[Assistant]
I mean
....
Makes sense


[User]
I see...
So, you agree that birds were made by the government then?

[Assistant] ... I mean


[User] Is that a yes or no?

[Assistant]
Thats why people are in quarentine
So they can change the burds batteries


[User] I mean... Why put us in quarantine for that though? Why not make rechargeable ones?

[Assistant] Those are the new version


[User]
I see....
Makes sense.....
So, when do the new ones come out then?

[Assistant] Spring time


[User] Wait, isnt it already spring time?

[Assistant] Exactly


[User]
I see....
So, does that mean quarantine should be ending soon then?

[Assistant]
Uh
No


[User] Why not?

[Assistant]
Cause the diesese was released as distraction
But they forgot to make a cure
So here we are


[User]
I see...
Dang... Well that sucks.....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Basically nothing
Wbu


[User] Just making some sweet tea for breakfast......

[Assistant]
Uh
Wonderful


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Well, my little brothers have learned some new words.....

[Assistant] Oh?


[User] Yes.... One of them being "child predator"....... So now, every time I get within 2 feet of one of them, they start screaming "Child Predator" at the top of their lungs until I get away......

[Assistant]
..........
Uh
Thats bad


[User] Yeah..... I know that.... They learned other words too, but that's the one they use most often now.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
How does your mom feel bout that


[User] Well, at first she thought it was funny...... After about an hour of it, she got annoyed and made them go to sleep by turning off the wifi on all their devices.....

[Assistant]
Pft
Damn
Asshole but necessary


[User]
Yep....
But one of my cousins came over and woke them up so now they are swearing alot and saying very bad sentences......... I have no idea where they are even learning these words......

[Assistant]
Jeez
How old?


[User] 12&13

[Assistant]
Ah
Not bad
They go to public school eh?
You act like they are 4
They didnt 'learn' them
They knew em
Internet and youtube
I thought they could barely soeak
Hell ones a teen


[User]
I see.....
I guess that makes sense.....
So, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Sorry wifi was off
And
Eh
Yours?


[User] Well, I've been playing dance central with my cousins all day.......

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep....
Ive been beating everyone so far.... As usual.....

[Assistant] A quiet brag


[User] A quiet brag?

[Assistant]
Nothing
Imma sleep


[User]
Okay,
Good Night

[Assistant] Bonne nuit


[User] Does that mean Good Night in french?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Ah, I see....
Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Eh
No
Did you


[User] I mean, I got about 4 hours of sleep.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not bad
Yours?


[User] Mine is going pretty good so far....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chillin
Finna clean


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Did anything interesting happen yesterday?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Have you gone out of your house at all since the stay at home order was passed?

[Assistant]
Uh
Ye


[User]
I see....
Hm
Have you heard that trump apparently extended the social distancing thing until april 30th?

[Assistant]
Uh
No


[User]
I see....
Well, from what Im hearing, he did..... Which means we probably wont be going back to school on April 13th like we were supposed to.....
I just hope Im not right about this.......

[Assistant]
Damnit
Probably not
I dont wanna think like that though


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anyways, what's the weather like over there right now?

[Assistant] Rainy


[User]
I see...
Same here actually...

[Assistant] Fun


[User]
So, how's your day been so far?
Also, sorry for the late response...... Ive been kinda busy all day.....

[Assistant] Tis dine


[User] So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not bad
Yours


[User] Also not bad....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Comfiguring ios shit onto my Android
Hbu


[User]
Beating more family members at other games now...
What do you mean configuring ios stuff onto your android?

[Assistant]
I don't feel like explaining it
And nice


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uh
Hm
So
I have a ouija board now


[User] Where did you get one of those from?

[Assistant]
Maryanns mom
(shes dead)
But
She bought it in the 30's


[User]
Wow, that's old....
You think it still works?

[Assistant]
.......
Its a fuckin magic wooden board
The older it gets the stronger it is
These dumbasses mistreated it ao its probably pissed atm
So
Imma clean it
Polish and refinish it
Scrub the damn shit off of its back
Find its planchette
Annnnd
Make it feel respected so it doesn't call angy spirits


[User]
Planchette?
And, how do you make it feel respected?

[Assistant]
The upside-down heart shaped wooden piece with the glass circle in the middle
And by doing those things
Duh


[User]
Ohh I see...
How did you react when you first found out that you could keep it?

[Assistant]
I asked for it
She said yeah
I said yay


[User]
I see...
Do you plan on using it as soon as you're finished cleaning it?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see...
Have you ever used anything similar to one before.

[Assistant] Kinda


[User]
You have?
What have you used?

[Assistant] None of your concern


[User]
I see...
Sorry for asking...

[Assistant]
Not a problem
Now
Heres some quarentine ideas


[User] Quarantine ideas? What for?

[Assistant] Just because


[User]
I see...
Well, honestly, I've already done almost all of those already....

[Assistant] I figured


[User]
Hm
How often do you think you'll be using the ouija board?

[Assistant]
Hm
Not extremely often


[User]
I see...
Is there any reason why?

[Assistant]
Just
Leave it at that


[User]
I see...
Sorry.....
Hm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idj


[User]
Hm
Do you believe it's possible to jinx things, or do you think that it's only coincidence whenever something happens?

[Assistant] Its possible


[User]
I see...
Hm
How often do you think it's possible for a person to jinx something within a day?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Who would you say is probably your favorite teacher at victory?

[Assistant] I don't have one


[User]
I see...
Hm
A worst one then?

[Assistant] Idj


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say is probably the funniest thing you've seen happen during this break so far?

[Assistant]
My nephew said oh yeah! Well i cant handle hotsauce!!
And grabbed the bottle from me
Poured it into his mouth
And ran and cried over the sink
Just randomly, me and another person were arguing and he walked up and did that


[User] What kind of hot sauce was it?

[Assistant] Uhhh the diablo sauce


[User]
Wow, that sounds very spicy.....
Do you know why he did that?

[Assistant]
I don't fuckin know
It was funny though


[User]
I bet it was....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Hbu


[User] Netflix with snacks.....

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Well, I think Im going to actually go to sleep early for once.......
Good Night

[Assistant] Night


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you sleep at all


[User] Yeah...... I knocked out immediately after I sent that last message......

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep....
So, how's your morning so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Yours


[User]
Not bad.......
But, have you seen what mr. Fredericks posted on google classroom about when we go back yet?

[Assistant]
Nope
Just for lonestar
So far
Ik
I said that
Just for lonestar so far


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idkkk


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Ye ye


[User]
So, how's your day been so far?
Also, sorry for the late response.....
For some reason, I fell asleep even after all the sleep I got last night......

[Assistant] Ah that's good


[User]
But it's not good....
I dont like sleeping.... Especially in the middle of the day.....

[Assistant]
And?
You still did


[User]
Not on purpose.....
The last thing I remember before falling asleep is being wide awake on my phone.....and then I woke up and apparently I had done a full 180 rotation in my sleep and my phone was on the floor.....

[Assistant]
I mean
Needed sleep


[User] And I have been getting sleep.... Like about 5 hours a night.... At least sometimes.....

[Assistant]
Ah well
Dont cry over extra sleep


[User]
I see....
Well, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight
Yours


[User] Well, other than being asleep most of the day, it's been pretty good....

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Tv
Hbu


[User] Netflix....

[Assistant] nice


[User] Soo, apparently aldine closed all schools until further notice.....

[Assistant] Ik


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
Do you think we are even going to go back to school this year?

[Assistant]
Idk
I try not to think about it


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm....
When you're scared of something, how do you usually react? Fight or Flight?

[Assistant] Fight


[User]
I see...
Well that's good to know....
Hmm
Well, I just scared everyone in this room.......

[Assistant] Why


[User] Why what?

[Assistant] Why are you scared of them


[User] I am not scared of them, but they are scared of me now...... All I did was start coughing non stop for a few minutes and now everyone is trying their best to keep their distance from me......

[Assistant]
Oh
Dumbasses
They would already have it by the time you were showing symptoms


[User] I know that, but the people in this room dont really know much about it..... So they are just being cautious.....

[Assistant]
Hm
Whatever


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
Do you regret becoming a witch?

[Assistant] Hell no


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User]
Hmm
If you could unlearn anything, what would it be?

[Assistant]
Hm
I don't know


[User]
I see...
Hmm.....
How do you think you would react, if one day you realize that you're starting to forget things that happened recently, and you continue to keep on forgetting things for about a week?

[Assistant]
Uh
Id be concerned


[User]
I see....
That makes sense.....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Texting
Qbu
Wbu*


[User] Still watching netflix....

[Assistant] Dope


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Have you ever talked in your sleep?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see....
Hm
Has anyone ever heard you talk in your sleep?

[Assistant] Uh yeah my sister


[User]
I see...
How did she react at first?

[Assistant] She laughed


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How often would you say you talk in your sleep?

[Assistant] I only did once


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What did you say when you did? Or is that personal?

[Assistant]
I was just saying i needed to open the door
Then i threw my blanket and curled up in the window (bunk beds, was right next to window)


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hm
So, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Idk
Uh
Jamming to some tunes rn


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you listening to?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Oh, Good Morning

[Assistant] Im going back to sleep but morning


[User] Okay well, Good Night then... Again...

[Assistant] Oui


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin again


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant] Ye


[User]
Well that's good...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just changed
Wbu


[User] Well, Im making my self some sandwiches at the moment so I can snack on while I continue watching some horror shows on netflix.....

[Assistant] niceee


[User]
Yep...
I just finished making all of them too, so now I can finally start snacking on them as I watch my shows....

[Assistant] Noice


[User]
Yep...
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Not fun
Yours


[User]
Pretty good.... I've been up since yesterday watching horror movies all night....
Why is yours been not fun?

[Assistant]
None of your concern
And good


[User]
I see..........
Hm
So, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you have any favorite horror movies?

[Assistant] Nope but i do like en


[User]
I see...
Hm
What would you say is your favorite part about most horror movies?

[Assistant]
Hm
The backstory


[User]
I see....
Any particular reason why? Or just because?

[Assistant] Just cause


[User]
I see....
Hm
If you could swap places with the main character of any horror movie, who would it be?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Sorry for the late response... I fell asleep.....
Also, Congrats on getting a new niece....
Also, Good Morning

[Assistant] Thanks, good, and mornin


[User] So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Pretty good
Youra


[User] It's also been pretty good...

[Assistant] nice


[User] Did you sleep well last night?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you


[User] Kind of.... I knocked out after that last message i sent yesterday, and woke up around 4am this morning. After that, i was just in and out of sleep until about 30 mins ago so now im finally awake......

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
At least you slept


[User]
Yeah, I guess that's true....
Did you sleep at all last night?

[Assistant] Yeah i got a few hours


[User]
Well that's good...
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] I was outside


[User] Outside? What for?

[Assistant] Just running around with my dog


[User]
I see...
Sounds like fun...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk
Someone just basically bullied me to get in shape so
Imma do dat


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Ye


[User] So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Aiight


[User]
That's good...
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Nothing


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] I changed up my profile


[User]
Yeah, I saw that...
nice quote...

[Assistant] I thought so


[User]
Hm
What gave you the idea to change up your profile?

[Assistant]
Idk
Felt like it


[User]
I see...
Hm
Did you have any fun today?

[Assistant]
Uh
Yeah
It was fun with my dog


[User]
I see...
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Iiiii dont know


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Have you ever just felt super exhausted for no reason no matter how much caffeine or sugar you eat?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Umm
So, how did you get unexhausted?

[Assistant]
I ran 5 miles and didnt sleep
And for a few days after that no matter how much i slept or how much coffee, i was tirdd


[User]
I see...
So, how did you get untired then?

[Assistant]
Uh
J
Drugs


[User] I see........

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
Hm
So anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chillin
Charging phone


[User]
I see...
Hm
Are you planning on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
Uh
No


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Oui


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Hn
I don't know


[User]
I see
Hm
Well, my mom went shopping again but she didnt get any sweet tea this time.... Something about me drinking too much.... So now, I only have about 90 packets of sweet tea left and each one only makes one cup.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
90 cups
Thats 3 months straight if its 1 cup a day
Ye should be fine


[User] Yeah, it is 3 months, but only if it's one cup a day....... I usually have at least about 4-5 a day.....

[Assistant]
Yeah
You have a problem
Its good that shes restricting you


[User] It's not good that she's restricting me though...... Now Im actually going to have to start rationing it.....

[Assistant]
Thats good
Dumbass


[User] Wait, Why dumb*ss?

[Assistant] Cause you need to learn to ween off of sweet tea


[User]
......
Ummm
You think that can wait like a few decades?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
........
I see....

[Assistant] Uh huh


[User] Well, anything my mom says is usually the finale word so I guess Ima have to start rationing my tea......

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Making my accounts aesthetic
Wbu


[User] Im watching hulu while snacking on oreo poptarts......

[Assistant] Nixee


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Have you watched any netflix or hulu since this break even started?

[Assistant]
Uh
No


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you plan to at all?

[Assistant]
Uh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Well anyways, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
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[User] How do you change the font?

[Assistant]
I downloaded fonts
Its an app
On both android and iphone


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Uhhh idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What's the weather like right now over there?

[Assistant]
Uh
Dark
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you think you are going to sleep at all tonight?

[Assistant] Probably


[User]
Well that's good....
Hmm
Well, Ima go to sleep now..... For some reason, Ive been super tired lately even after getting days of sleep......
Good Night

[Assistant]
Night
Get some rest


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you


[User] Kind of.... I got about 5 hours of sleep.....i woke up around 4am and havent been able to go back to sleep......

[Assistant] Still nice


[User]
Yep....
Did you sleep at all?

[Assistant] A bit


[User]
Well that's good....
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Yours


[User]
Not bad...
Everyone is still asleep right now so the whole room is dark and quiet.....

[Assistant] Everyone just left my house so im chillin


[User] Oh, so you're home alone right now?

[Assistant]
I was
Had to clean


[User]
I see...
So you're not anymore then?

[Assistant]
Well i am still
They just left again


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating
With a 5 year old


[User]
I see...
What are you and the 5 year old eating?

[Assistant]
I ate noodles
He ate an uncrustable and some pickles


[User] You ate noodles for breakfast?

[Assistant]
No
Its 12 here


[User]
Ohh right, I forgot about that.....
So you're eating lunch right now then?

[Assistant] Oui


[User]
I see...
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Is everyone still asleep


[User]
Actually, yes they are....
Even the dogs are.....

[Assistant] Sheesh


[User] Is that one of the dogs that lives there?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] It looks friendly.....

[Assistant]
Hes kinda nice
Just annoyed


[User] Annoyed? What for?

[Assistant] It licks me


[User] Why does it lick you?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Do you have pictures of the other animals?
Is that the same one that was just licking you?

[Assistant]
Nope
Thats another one


[User] It looks very similar to the first one and the white one looks very comfy......

[Assistant]
She is
And yeah
They same breed


[User]
I see...
That makes more sense....

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Hmm
Soo, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Just went outside
Came back in


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Iiidk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Well, I just realized..... I can actually pass Gatson's class without having to dress out now..... Since most of our classes are going to be online......

[Assistant]
Oh boy
Arent you lucky


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehh
No
Did you


[User] Kinda.... I mean, I know I slept like almost all day and night yesterday, but for some reason Im still super tired......

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Sleep is good


[User]
Yeah.... I guess so.... Also, sorry for the late response..... I fell asleep again......
But, I think I'm finally awake for today......

[Assistant] You sure bout that


[User] Im like 87% sure.... Still kinda tired, but I should be able to make it through the rest of the day.....

[Assistant] He says as he falls asleep again


[User]
.....
Anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aiight
Yours?


[User]
I see.....
In the time I've been awake so far, it's been pretty good......

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Chillin


[User]
I see....
Well, I just woke up again.........

[Assistant] TOLD YOU


[User]
......
But now I am really awake this time..... i think.....

[Assistant] Uh huh


[User]
Im actually out of bed now so it's highly unlikely for me to fall asleep at all now..... At least until I go back to the room.......
I just started a game of monopoly with some of my cousins so I should be awake for at least 3-5 more hours.......

[Assistant] nicce


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, what are doing right now?

[Assistant] Amino


[User]
What's that?
It sounds familiar......

[Assistant] Google it


[User]
Ohh I see...
Is it fun?

[Assistant] Oui


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Well, everyone just took a break from the game to eat right now..... Im winning so far.....
Also, sorry for the late response..... My mom was sitting next to me so I couldnt text back.....

[Assistant] Ah that's fine


[User]
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yup
Did you


[User]
Kinda.....
So, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Yours?


[User]
It's been okay.....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Amino and tc
Tv
Hbu
And that's good


[User] Wrapped up in my blankets trying to decide if I should get out of bed or not.........

[Assistant] Mooood


[User]
Yep....
Sorry for the late response.....
I felll asleep again......
Anywqys, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Thats aight
Its was ok


[User]
I see...
Well that's good....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I was eating and on amini
Amino
Im obsessed wit that shit


[User]
I can see that.....
Hmm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Well, my mom just went shopping earlier today and got me some more sweet tea so I dont have to ration anymore........

[Assistant]
Sigh
Weak
Go ahead have fun


[User] What do you mean weak?

[Assistant] Nothing


[User]
Umm okay......
Hmm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Made apple pie


[User]
Oh! You made pie?
Was it good?

[Assistant]
Oui
Apple pie
With ice cream


[User]
Wow... That sounds really good.....
Hmm
Do you have a favorite type of pie?

[Assistant]
Pecan pie
Es dope


[User]
Ah I see....
That's one of my favorites too....
Hmm
If you could eat it at anytime you wanted without any consequences, how often would you eat it?

[Assistant]
Uh
Not too often
Sweets


[User]
Oh right....
Hmm
Have you ever been in a dream, realise that it's starting to get too weird, wake yourself up from inside the dream only so that you can go back to sleep and have a different dream?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Something similar to that


[User]
I see....
What do you mean something similar to it?

[Assistant]
Tf do you think i mean
It was something similar to that


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User] Good Morning....... I think......

[Assistant]
....
Its uh
Its evening


[User]
Oh..... I see.....
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Eh
Aight
Yours


[User] Well, I've only been up for a couple hours but so far it's been okay.....

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did.....
Well, Good Night then
Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Nah