[User] Hey, you go to Victory right?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Wow... Thats interesting...

[Assistant] Yeah, stay safe homieð


[User] By the way, we are NOT homies.

[Assistant] We are absolutely homies homie


[User] No We Are NOT

[Assistant] Yeah we are homie


[User] NO WE ARE NOT!

[Assistant] Homie, its ok. Not everyone accepts it at first but you will eventually


[User] No. we will NEVER be homies.

[Assistant] And why is that, pal?


[User] I have my reasons...

[Assistant] And until i validate them, we are homies.


[User] If I say what they are, you will know who I am, which cannot happen.

[Assistant] Ok batman, go off i guess. Have at your fun homie


[User] I said im not your homie.

[Assistant] And im not respecting that statement yet.


[Assistant]
:)
Would you rather be homeboy?


[User] No

[Assistant]
Ok so you are stuck with homie.
Hey at least its better than some of the other nicknames people have
At least you arent daddy


[User] daddy?

[Assistant]
What do you wanna be called daddy?
Cause that dudes name got switched to master (i swear its platonic i do it cause he hates it)
So the names open for grabs


[User] No!

[Assistant] Alright then, ye are still homie


[User] Why...

[Assistant]
Because, i have my reasons.
I know enough to know that you are indeed homie.
So bam


[User] What are those reasons then?

[Assistant]
:)
Shhhhh
Ye dont need to know either


[User] Why dont I need to know?

[Assistant]
Because, i dont know yours, so you dont need to know mine
Anyways
Go study for finals


[User] I dont study.

[Assistant] Then go pretend you are


[User] Lucky! All we got in my class was cookies and candy canes.

[Assistant]
Muahahahahaha
Im eating mine in a baggie


[User] ... So do you call everyone homie or just strangers?

[Assistant]
Everyone gets a variety of nicknames
Most acquaintances get some variation of homie


[User] Of course...

[Assistant] Mhm


[Assistant] Homieeee


[User] Can you just NOT call me that?

[Assistant] Well, i wont call you by your name, so you should be proud ye have a nickname


[User]
.....
I REALLY dont like being called that by you...

[Assistant] Toooooooo badddd


[User]
:(
Why do you have to give me a nickname though?
I am in NO way your homie!

[Assistant]
Yeah ye are
Homie


[User] NO. Please stop calling me that.

[Assistant] What is wrong with it?


[User] Its not the name itself but the person who is calling me it.

[Assistant] Soo ye dont like me eh?


[User] No

[Assistant] Alriight then, what would you prefer to be called?


[User] Nothing. Dont call me anything.

[Assistant] Ok nothing.


[User] Are you actually just going to call me the word "nothing"?

[Assistant] Yeah nothing, thats how it works


[User] I meant dont call me anything at all!

[Assistant] I need to call you something


[User] No you dont

[Assistant] I actually do


[User] You do NOT actually

[Assistant] Nothing, you donât get it


[User]
Get what?
Explain

[Assistant] No


[User] Why not?

[Assistant] Ye wont get it


[User] I mean, you wont know if I will get it or not unless you tell me.

[Assistant]
Besides, you shouldnât care
I wont call ye anything then


[User]
Well now Im curious
Also, why shouldnt I care?

[Assistant]
â¦
Because you donât


[User]
I mean, I care about alot of things.
So whos to say I wont care about why I wont get something?
Because now Im really curious as to what it is

[Assistant] No.


[User]
Fine. If you say so.
Also thanks for finally not calling me "homie"

[Assistant] Ok


[User] By the way, why did you turn on countdown reminders for the countdown in my story? I just saw the notification.

[Assistant]
Yeah
I wanted to be reminded


[User] Why? You dont even know what it's for.

[Assistant] And? Doesnât mean i dont want to be reminded


[User] Ok, but why do you want to be reminded though?

[Assistant] Cause i had the option, so i took it


[User] I guess you have a point...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] Thats not me...

[Assistant] Mhmm


[Assistant]
You responded only after you stopped scrolling to check yer phone
I am a stalker i know some stuff


[User] That was a coincidence...

[Assistant] If thats a coincidence im Christian ð


[User] Well are you christian?

[Assistant] The pentacle on my neck shows that answer


[User] Fine! So what if it is me?

[Assistant]
Nooooothiiinnnnn.
Just wanted ye to know that i knew, dont worry
I didnt give too much of a fuck in the first place


[User] Thanks then...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] So can you like not tell anyone about who I am?

[Assistant]
I already said I wouldnât, when i said i can keep secrets
Have yer fun


[User] Wait... I just realized you said you knew it on the picture... How long did you actually know?

[Assistant] I suspected for a few weeks, it was only last week that i found out people were that interested. Then i found out that this account sat in a specific someones seat and finally i saw today you became were active everytime you were on yer phone annnnnnd i saw you post a story annnnd open my message so i knew for sure then


[User] Are you serious!?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] How and why are you so observant!?!

[Assistant] Idk, I noticed alot of shit and i love collecting information


[User] And this is why Im glad I have multiple accounts...

[Assistant] Dont worry, if i find those i wont stalk ye too much


[User] I really thought no one would figure out who I was on this one...

[Assistant]
It okkkkkkkkk i only figured out cause i was bored and needed something to focus my obsession on
Now ill focus it somewhere elseee


[User] So what made you first start suspecting me?

[Assistant] Idk.. i had a list of shy dudes in my head and i was slowly crossing off people, then you posted that dab and i knew the girl in the table infront and i knew what class she was in and you sat where the video was taken soooooooooo


[User] Wait, so you were already trying to figure out who I was before you started to suspect me?

[Assistant] Kinda. I was curious then people were like âoh who are theyâ and shit so I decided to focus annnnnd i found ye out


[User] So what would you have done if you hadnt seen that dab video?

[Assistant]
Mm probably watch the active status and kinda stalk all my subjects till i found out
Oh, that, and i remember you didnt like me calling you homie in class and no else had really cared when i did it soooooo


[User] So if I hadnt told you to stop calling me that "word", it wouldve taken longer for you to figure out who I was?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Dang... So it was my own fault then...

[Assistant]
Eh, i would have focused on ye anyway
Buuuuut its okkkkkkkk


[User] So either way, this was unavoidable then?

[Assistant]
Most likely
Unless you had absolutely no information and never texted me or anyone else.
Annnyways


[User] Annnyways???

[Assistant]
Tis not tooo important
Ehhhhhhh
Waaaaaat ever do you mean?


[User] You know what, nevermind... It doesnt matter anyways.


[User] Anywaaays, are you going to keep the countdown reminder on even though you know who I am now?

[Assistant]
Yup
Curiosity


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] I wanna see what the countdown is


[User]
You do know that you are going to be waiting a long time for the timer to end right? There is still 11 more days.
Do you really want to know what the countdown is for enough to wait 11 more days?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Why? The countdown isnt even that important

[Assistant] Cause curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back


[User] ... I really dont know why I laughed at that...

[Assistant]
Because you found it funny.
Pst would you get a tattoo


[User] No

[Assistant] Darn


[User]
I can't talk at school. I can only text.
Because I  can only actually talk to certain types of people and you aren't one of those types of people.
Which is why I don't really talk to you in class.

[Assistant]
Eh, I realize ye cant talk, which is why i dont REAAALLLY make ye
Tis fine


[User] Also, why do you choose to invade my personal space in class sometimes? I really don't like being touched or poked.

[Assistant]
Ah, im sorry
I try not to but im a very touchy person
But i understand hating the feeling of being touched (odd i am damn)
So sorry again


[User] Its okay, its just that every time you touch me, I have no where to go because I'm already against the wall and I can't really react because I'm in class so I just stay quiet and wait for you to stop.

[Assistant]
Ah, sorry bout that.
Just shake yer head or something, ill try my best not to poke you.


[User] Thank you for understanding

[Assistant] Np


[User] Anywaaays, Good luck throughout the break.

[Assistant]
Liked a message
Youuuuu as well
Have a merry Christmas, Hanukkah, yule, wat ever
Joyeux NoÃ«l!!


[User] So do you still not know what the countdown is for

[Assistant] Oh wait is it yer birthday?


[User] Maybe...

[Assistant]
Ahhhhh
Got it
Hehe
Wait
So yer turning 15


[User] Maybe...

[Assistant] Well happy 15th! Im older than you by two months


[User] Why thank you. So are you still going to keep the reminder on now that you know what its for?

[Assistant]
Duh
Imma be up at midnight, as i am most days, n wish you a happy birthday!


[User] Are you like always on here? Almost every time I get on, it says your active and I never sleep.

[Assistant] Ah, yeah most of the time


[User] Wait, so your birthday is in October?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] When?

[Assistant] 27th


[User] Then happy late 15th birthday.

[Assistant] Well thaaankkk ye.


[User] Umm is this by any chance your spamm  account?

[Assistant]
Yeps, i saw you follow it and was like
Hm
When will he bring that up


[User] I'm kinda confused about this right here though...

[Assistant] Which one?


[User] The last one...

[Assistant]
Ah, i follow pornhub?
Problem? Them girls kinda cute
And the merch is nice


[User] No. I just didn't really didn't expect to see you follow them. Or see anyone I know follow them...

[Assistant]
Oh and thanks for reminding me to post i keep forgetting
And why? I watch porn. I cant follow on my main, the fam follows this ones
Soooo


[User] Well, mostly because I had no idea they even had an Instagram account until now...

[Assistant]
Well now you knoww!!!
Scroll through if ye would like
Tis fine


[User] No thank you...

[Assistant] Allrighttt then


[User] Dang. My christmas tree isnt even out of the box yet...

[Assistant]
I just did that cause i was lazyyyyy
Maryann was like put the tree up
I mean it looks kinda good...


[User]
Yea, it does look kinda good.
To be honest, I don't even know if my family is gonna put up our tree this year at the rate we're currently going.

[Assistant] We didnt put up our tree last year or the year before so no shame ð¤·ââï¸


[User] Also, who's Maryann?

[Assistant] My adopted mother


[User] Adopted?

[Assistant]
Yeee
Im adopted


[User] Oh! I never would've guessed.

[Assistant]
Idk how ye would guess it ever but ye
I was adopted three years ago âï¸


[User]
So then where were you before you were adopted?
You don't have to answer if you don't feel comfortable with this question by the way

[Assistant]
Eh tis fines
I lived with my mum, then in an orphanage n foster care


[User] Oh... Sorry for asking... I didn't actually expect you to answer that...

[Assistant]
Its alrighht
Anyways
Enough of that deep shit
Yer gonna be 15 in one WEEEEK


[User] Yep

[Assistant] ðð


[User] I guess...

[Assistant] Do ye want a gift?


[User] A gift? What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Like me to bring ye something when we get back?
Like a snack or something?


[User] For real? No one ever gets me gifts for my birthday since its so close to Christmas.

[Assistant]
Yeah fr
I realize this (my brothers birthday was yesterday and he got like two things, i gotta get him something for both)
So do ye want anything?


[User]
Uh, sure. That would mean a lot to me.
Thank you

[Assistant]
Np
Do you like hot chips?


[User] I mean, I like them, but I can't handle them.

[Assistant]
Allright
Sweets?


[User] I like sweets

[Assistant] Sweets it is then!


[User] Thanks. This really does mean a lot to me.

[Assistant]
Its no problem
Everyone deserves Christmas presents
And everyone deserves birthday presents
Pretty much
Everyone deserves a damn present


[User] I completely agree with that statement.

[Assistant]
Indeed
Liked a message
Meeeeeerrrrrrryyy christmas
Hope ye have a good ones


[User] Hope you do too

[Assistant] Liked a message


[User] Is that a new phone?

[Assistant] Yesss yes it is


[User] Oh! That's cool

[Assistant]
Yeee yeeeeeeee
It came with a fidget spinner in the package so ig im cool now


[User] You got a fidget spinner too?

[Assistant]
It came freeee
Liked a message


[User] Oh! You got a black one!

[Assistant] Yep!


[User] Lucky!

[Assistant]
Bro she gave me my stocking and it was in there and im just like
Damn


[User] I have to wait till I get home to see what else I got because I'm like an hour or two away from home right now.

[Assistant] Seems fun


[User] Well as of right now, all I got was the fidget spinner so now I wait

[Assistant]
Oh
Haaah
Fun
Seems cool
Friday or Saturday?


[User] Sunday

[Assistant]
Mk
This was on someones spam


[User] Ummm, why? And who's?

[Assistant]
Idk
And gabbies
Gabbys*
Sorry
My English wacked me


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] And they just posted it?

[Assistant] On they story yes


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] Well thank you for letting me know.

[Assistant]
Np
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyyyy
Im sorry its two hours late but i fell asleep early which was wack
Hope ye have a good day and hopefully get some shite


[User] Thank you. I hope you have a good day too.

[Assistant] ðð


[User] Oh god...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] Happy new year!

[Assistant] Happy new yeaaar!


[User] Wow... Australia has it bad...

[Assistant] Yeahh


[User] Mr. Bernitt made an instagram account?

[Assistant] He made a business


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User]
Thank you for the birthday present
I didn't get the chance to thank you earlier

[Assistant]
Np
Im sorry it was just a dollar
I was gonna buy a sweet but i didnât have enough


[User] Its okay. I still appreciate it though.

[Assistant]
Goods
Chloe was callin ye a stalker
Niiice
:)
Join the ranks


[User] How did you find out about that?

[Assistant]
I have my ways..
^
See what i did there?
Hehehehehe
She has a spam ya know


[User] Riiight...

[Assistant]
Tis fines
Just sayin
You are known for your semi creepiness by now
Very nice lad
Oh
Can i call you lad?
Seems like a good substitute for h*mie


[User] I am? Also uhh, sure you can call me that.

[Assistant]
Yeah
Itâs probably mostly based on the fact no one knows who ye are so they dont know how you know these things
More
Unsettling i guess
And yay
Good


[User]
I see...
You know, it also might've been little unsettling to someone when I got the highest score on a quiz they posted on their bio when it was all about them...

[Assistant] Terrence?


[User] Yea...

[Assistant]
Yeah that seems unsettling
You were two points above me cause i had absolutely no idea about the vacation shite
Ah well
Fun
I like it lad


[User] You like it?

[Assistant]
Indeed
Its fun to watch everyone freak out
You know
Some people asked me to try and figure out who you are (known stalker)
I said i was busy but still
This is fun to see
And to see people unsettled so easily
Hilarious
For once
I nor my friend arent the ones freaking people out


[User] People are really freaking out that much?

[Assistant]
Not too much
But enough for peeps to be wary
And its funny to see
âBro this dudes fucking watching us broâ
âBitch wtfâ
âWonder who he isâ
(Me laughing in background)


[User] Wow! I didn't realize they were reacting that way

[Assistant]
Just pay attention sometimes
Its amusing


[User] Uuummm, this is what I woke up to...

[Assistant] Who is that?


[User] Terrence

[Assistant] How would he find out?


[User] I don't know

[Assistant]
Hm
Does he know your name?


[User] Only as unknown_Victory_Student.

[Assistant] What the shit


[User] I think I might be able to convince him its not me though...

[Assistant]
Yeah
Whats he saying?
And how would he know you?


[User]
He was unsure if that was actually me. He was going by if my birthday was in December then it was gonna be me, so I threw him off my trail...
So in other words, that was just a really accurate guess...
But now I have him back to not knowing who I am and wanting to find out...

[Assistant]
Good
You did nicely
Sorry i was cooking


[User] You cook?

[Assistant] Yeaaaah


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Mhmm
Anyways
Good that he got thrown off


[User]
Yea, that's good
But now he may or may not be slightly more determined to find out...

[Assistant]
Hm
Well
Ill bring up the topic on the bus I suppose
Just mention your account
He does sit next to me


[User] What do you mean you'll bring up the topic on the bus?

[Assistant]
Like
âHm
You know the unknown_victory_student account? Bro he was bein stalker-y around chloe. Which is wack cause immmm supposed to be the stalker:/â
Or something to that effect
Ill improv


[User] Ohhh, I see...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Well, now I'm curious to see how that will turn out

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] I'm on your close friends list?

[Assistant] Ye


[User] Oh, thanks then. I appreciate it.

[Assistant] Its np


[User] When you said she had a spam, i thought she just messaged you what happened. I didnt know she actually posted the conversation...

[Assistant]
She of course did
Its a spam
N she posts things


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yepos


[User]
That really caught me off guard for a moment when I saw it...
Things really spread fast on instagram...

[Assistant]
It is all about networking my lad
People are very interconnected and things catch fire easily


[User] I can see that now... Well that's good to know.

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] You sure do know a lot of people though. Almost everyone I know happens to be followed by you...

[Assistant]
..... well i am a bit of a stalker
And i like to make sure im acquaintances with almost everyone
Just incase i need help
Or they need help
Its always good to know people


[User] I see... Well now I'm kinda glad you haven't found any of my personal accounts yet... Can't have anyone I know seeing those...

[Assistant]
I wassss gonna look for them
But I figured
Ive exposed you enough for the moment
Ill leave ye be
For now


[User] Wait... What do you mean "for now"?

[Assistant]
I wont promise that i wont look for them
If i get bored or curious
I might
But im entertained for the moment
Im stalking people at nimitz
They think a spare account i have is a real person who goes there
Gathering information
Fun


[User] I see... I hope you don't get bored then...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] You know, you would make a great detective in the future... But please do tell me once you do start looking for my other accounts. I don't wanna be surprised.

[Assistant]
Alright
Ill try
And eh
I dont like following other peoples rules on how to stalk


[User] Thanks for trying then

[Assistant] Nppp


[User]
But just know, out of my 5 accounts, for 2 of them, even if you find them, I'm gonna have to decline your request to follow if you do choose to request...
That is if you find them

[Assistant]
Tis fine and understandable
I haaave
...
Mmmm
8
Accounts
Annd
None are private
So yay


[User] Wow... Why so many?

[Assistant]
One is this one
One is backup
One is witch stuff
One is spam
One is undercover boy account
Three are purely for stalking


[User] Undercover boy account?

[Assistant]
My friends mom doesnât want him to have female friends
So when shes around
I text him from that account
Its just a spare meme account


[User] And the witch stuff?

[Assistant]
I AM a pagan witch you know
Thats why i wear a pentacle
I use it to connect with other withes n get tips n tricks on the craft


[User] A pagan witch?

[Assistant]
Google it
But when you do keep in mind im not a wiccan witch
I just go by pagan


[User] Ah, I see. That was a lot of information I just read, but I think I mightve gotten the main idea.

[Assistant]
Good good
I hate having to explain it all the time


[User] I can understand that

[Assistant]
Yeahh
Gets annoying
Along with the whole
âdO yOu wOrShIp SaTaN?â
âwItcHeS ArEnT ReAlâ
âYOu arE gOinG tO hElLâ


[User] Dang. I can only imagine how annoying that must be.

[Assistant]
Yeaah
It peaked when last year they kept drawing pentagrams (the upside down pentacle, which represents satan)
And saying I worshiped satan
And calling me a demon
Ah well


[User]
Dang. I can understand that. When I was younger, I had a similar experience mostly because of things I could do that were apparently not normal for humans...
People would also call me a demon, or Satan himself sometimes...But that's all behind me now...

[Assistant]
Ya
Good on you
I have many stories n shit
Wow
I was an interesting character in elementary (went from new canadian kid who was bullied cause no english to everyones scared of her)
Hm
Maybe ill tell ye some of em one day


[User] Well, I bet they'll probably be pretty interesting stories to hear.

[Assistant]
Maybe
Have a story swap day
For now
We can keep out information hidden though


[User]
Yea, I'm not quite ready for a story swap right now anyways...
By the way, do you know who this is? They seem to have a name kinda similar to mine...

[Assistant]
Oh
Hehehehehehehe
Yes i know who that is
Dont worry
They arent doing anything like this, they use that account for information from my witch account, which you can find very easily


[User] Is this your witch account?

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] I see

[Assistant] Yepp


[User] Well, my professor let us out about 10 minutes ago... So now I just wait...

[Assistant] Fuuuuuunnn


[User] Yea, its amazing how much fun you can have with yourself when your sitting at a table with only your phone for a whole hour

[Assistant]
Sounds verrrrry fun
Better than algebra


[User] So your in algebra right now?

[Assistant] Si


[User] You know, geometry is waaay easier than algebra. I had algebra last year...

[Assistant]
I had it most of last year too
I got kicked out
So this is
Easy
But
Wack


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeeeeeeee
William and chloe are talking about you
Chloe thinks she knows who you are
She says no one knows who you are
Im laughing
William, terrance and chloe seem to be your main problems at the moment


[User] I see... IMA check out the video later cause I'm in Jeffery's right now.

[Assistant] Alright


[User]
Mr. Bernitt is just laying on the floor right now trying to watch the movie.
In movie club I mean

[Assistant]
Liked a message
Liked a message
Liked a message
Fuuun


[User] Yea, he stayed on the floor the whole class period too.

[Assistant]
Liked a message
Seems cozy


[User] Wow, I didn't know that was even a thing.

[Assistant] The gaydar stands strong


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Well that's interesting to know...

[Assistant]
I knoww
Its cool
Ye can smell eachother


[User] So, ummm.... I may have accidentally dropped my phone with all my accounts into the sewer this morning before I got on the bus so now its gone forever... Im currently messaging you using my laptop. I messed up....

[Assistant]
Well shit
Do you remember all the accounts name?
And also
Your phone is completely gone?


[User]
I only remember my main account and this one and yes. my phone is completely gone now.
When I dropped it, I shined a flashlight into the sewer and I could see it, but it is waaay out of reach and under water...

[Assistant]
Well damn
Are you going to try and get it afterschool?
And im sorry
Damn
That fucking sucks
You never wrote the account names or the passwords anywhere?


[User] I think I might have one account written down somewhere, but that would be all... also where I live, we cant open the sewers that are on the streets to get stuff... have you seen the movie IT? its the type of sewer that pennywise came out of at the beginning of the movie to get the boy...

[Assistant]
Ohh
Fuck


[User] yea... so that happened... I think I may have a spare phone at home, but that phone drains battery really fast so I cant really use it for more than a couple hours...

[Assistant]
Better than nothing I suppose
Have you told your parents?


[User] oh about that... my mom saw me drop the phone in as I was getting on the bus...

[Assistant] Is she mad?


[User] I dont know. the bus came before I could see her face so Ill find out when I get home.... I hope shes not mad....

[Assistant]
Hopefully not
What about the other data? Did you have it backed up on a cloud?


[User] only about half of it is backed up...

[Assistant]
Fuck
Better than none


[User] yep....

[Assistant]
That fucking sucks though
Im sorry


[User] its okay... no need to be sorry....

[Assistant]
Still, that sucks
Hm
Hopefully nothing extremely important (data wise) was lost


[User] Hopefully....

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] so far, Ive gotten 3 accounts back... I dont know If I can remember the rest though...

[Assistant]
At least ye didnt lose all of them i guess
Try to remember the account names, change you password
If you still have the gmails you used it should be fine


[User]
the thing is.... I also had multiple different gmails and they were all connected to different ones, which all happened to be on that phone....
I had like about 20 gmails on that phone....

[Assistant] And you definitely cant remember all of them


[User] only a few, but not the ones connected to those accounts...

[Assistant]
Ah
Damn


[User] Turns out my mom wasnt as mad as I thought because she ended up getting me a new phone... She usually waits at least a month before I get a new one if my old one messes up.

[Assistant]
Damn, thats good
Was it cause it was an accident or cause you need it for victory?


[User]
I think it was probably both since I dont usually break or lose mine.
But im glad it wasnt any of my brother's phones because it would've been complete chaos if it was...

[Assistant]
Ah, alright
And how so?
(Its odd to think of you with siblings, i never though of your home life. Or you without that hoodie. Hm. Interesting)


[User] Oh right, you havent seen me without my hoodie have you? I only ever take it off at home...

[Assistant] No i have not. Tis fine, I understand wanting to be covered up


[User] Yea, at home, im waay different than at school... Im all cheerful and happy and talkative without a jacket or hoodie... At least when my family is around... Once they're gone I am yet another person who is hidden from both school and my family...

[Assistant]
Hm
The three personalities
The one you show the public
The one you show your family and close friends
And the one you are yourself
Thats a great example of it
Why arent you ever, cheerful, at school?


[User] Personal reasons...

[Assistant]
Alright then
Tis fine
Ah well
At least you have an area to be social
You remind me of my âbrotherâ
Hes very loud and outgoing at home
But
He has barely any friends, and hes always quiet and closed off at school
Hm


[User] Whats the "Hm" for?

[Assistant] Its just an acknowledgement sound


[User]
Well at least i managed to save the 3 main accounts I use on here...
Oh! Nevermind. I just remembered, all my other account that I thought I lost were also linked to one of the 3 that I recovered so they're all back now.

[Assistant] See, all worked out fine


[User]
Yep!
They're all here

[Assistant]
The squads all here boiz
Good!
See
Ye didnt lose too much
Im glad this wasnât a complete disaster


[User] Me too. Also earlier you said its odd to think of me with siblings. Why is that?

[Assistant]
Idk
I never though of you at home
Plus
Its odd to think of quiet people having siblings (idk why, just is)
Ye never seemed like ye did
But
I wouldnât know anyway
So eh


[User] Well, like I said, im way different at home, so to them, im just a very annoying older brother...

[Assistant]
Wow
You are an older brother?
Thats even more surprising
Hm


[User] How is that more surprising?

[Assistant]
Your vibes arenât authoritative
I wouldnât expect you to be an older sibling
Damn


[User] Yea, when i said i was waay different at home than at school, i meant waaaaay different... Like if you saw me at home, you probably wouldn't even recognize me...

[Assistant]
Even if you looked completely different id recognize your smell
Thatâs interesting though
Huh
And im somewhat similar?
Im quieter at home
But
Before i was adopted
I used to be very quiet at school
And extremely violent and weird at home (my brother helped with that)


[User] You would recognize my "smell"?

[Assistant]
Im weird with smells
I smell people and remember them before i remember their name or face
I can normally pick apart everyones smell


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
My brother used to say it was cause i had a big ass nose
Hm
You are the oldest? Of your siblings


[User] Yea...

[Assistant] Out of how many siblings?


[User] 2

[Assistant] So 3 children?


[User] Yes. There are 3 in total.

[Assistant]
Mhmm
Im the youngest
Of 3
Though i do have a half brother who never lived with us
And
Now that im adopted
I have like, 6 âsiblingsâ


[User]
So 6 in total?
Dang, and I thought 3 was alot...

[Assistant]
Well
Maryanns kids are both adults
And my four other âsiblingsâ dont live with me, you remember aaron? Yeah his family.
I would be the 7th
But yeah
My actual blood family i grew up with
Was my sister (shes 22 now)
My brother (21)
And me.


[User] I see... So your the youngest out of all of them?

[Assistant]
Mm no
Two are younger than me
Aaron is three days older but he acts younger
These are of the âsiblingsâ though
I grew up the youngest


[User] I see... Well that's interesting to know...

[Assistant]
I thought it was funny
Ye are the oldest of 3
Im the youngest of three (minus the cluster fuck my life has become)


[User] Yea, that is pretty funny...

[Assistant]
Indeed
Anyways
Imma scream over ms jefferys work and bullshit my way through it


[User] I see... Well, good luck then. I got lucky today because ms. Jeffery wasnt here so its due on thursday for all tuesday and thursday classes now...

[Assistant]
Luckyyy
I have her tmr
I cri


[User] Dang...

[Assistant]
Im glad i have a few friends better at biology than i am
I had absolutely no idea what tf the instructions ment
But now
I
Kiiiinda
Get it
So thats gucci


[User] I only remember about half the instructions because I was zoning out when she explained them, so ima have to ask someone to explain them to me later...

[Assistant] We had the fire drill in her class so she didnt even really explain it


[User] Dang, the timing for that to happen though...

[Assistant]
Suckked
We always have the drill in her class


[User] Dang, that really sucks...

[Assistant]
Yeaaah
I have her
First period
Tmr
So
Lets hope


[User] Well, good luck then

[Assistant] Thaaanks


[User] Im guessing you finished your homework?

[Assistant]
Nope.
And yee i was updating my spam n realized i never followed ye


[User] Ah, I see...

[Assistant]
Yeah
Fuck
I
Am
Gonna
Kashoot myself


[User] Kashoot?

[Assistant]
Instead of kahoot or shoot
Kashoot
Idk
I dont even have glue im stapling shit


[User] Your stapling your project together?

[Assistant] Idk what im doing anymore


[User] Dang... Must suck having ms. Jeffery for 1st period...

[Assistant]
It does
Only good thing
20 extra minutes in class at the beginning to finish work


[User] Well, at least thats good...

[Assistant]
Ye
Terrance thinks its you because you pointed out he had mr bernitts third period and you are the only one who doesnât have an Instagram thats known
He was just telling sandra that
And something about ms jeffery
Just an fwi


[User] The part about not having a known instagram account is covered. If they need to know what it is, i can just give them my main account... Also how does pointing out that he has mr. Bernitt for third period make him suspect me?

[Assistant] You were the only one over there


[User]
Im always over there...
On monday and Wednesdays at least...

[Assistant]
Idk its what he was telling sandra
I was changing my song (i usually blast music and ignore everyone, my time to go over information ive gathered today and chill)
And i heard your name so i took out my earbuds and listened


[User] I see... Well, thank you for letting me know

[Assistant]
Np
Just try and craft a better wall cause terrance is starting to break through


[User] So is there anything else i should know, or was that all you got?

[Assistant]
Yeah they started talking about something else after that so i put my earbuds back in
So far
Your main threats
-terrance
-William
-chloe


[User] How is william a threat?

[Assistant]
William flores
Hes been asking everyone about you
Cause he wants to know who you are
Though not as well together in his search like terrance he still poses a potential problem and shouldnt be underestimated


[User] I see... Ill keep that in mind...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] That looks delicious...

[Assistant]
I love nooooooddddddleees
Buuut
Im not allowed to really have em
But we bought some packets and they smash
Very good


[User] I bet they are... My little brother is addicted to noodles to the point where he cooks a whole pot of them for himself almost everyday... But he never shares so I dont really eat them that often...

[Assistant]
That sounds like my spirit animal
I always share but im never happy about it
They fuckin good though
My favorite food


[User] So it turns out, I have to miss school on Wednesday next week...

[Assistant] Why?


[User] Medical reasons...

[Assistant]
Ah, so do you have people in your classes who can get your work and notes for you?
N you should prolly email the teachers and tell them
They usually send the work or what ye are supposed to do


[User] Only for first period, but i think ill probably be able to figure out what im supposed to do from google classroom...

[Assistant]
Alright, still email
You earn good student points
The teachers we proud when i emailed
Were*


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Well hopefully i dont miss much on that day...

[Assistant] Hopefully


[User] Does that actually work?

[Assistant]
I dont know. Finna try
Its the same size so......


[User] Lucky! Im not even allowed to drink coffee at home... The closest I can get to that is sweet tea...

[Assistant]
Really?
Maryann makes me have at least a cup in the mornings (although it does help with my mood swings)
Damn
Im sorry you cant experience my joy


[User] Yea, The only times I ever get to get coffee is when Im not at home... Apparently I act "differently" when I drink it, and my mom doesnt like that... So im kinda banned from it...

[Assistant]
Hmm
More sporadic or more chill?


[User] Im just gonna go with "different" for now...

[Assistant]
I like how you were typing all that time just for that response
Ok then


[User] Oh, I had to go do something and left my phone on this screen when I did it. Thats why it seemed like i was typing for a long time.

[Assistant]
Cause i switched accounts and would text other people back n see you
âTypingâ
For fuckin ever


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yepppppp


[User] Also, nice dog... Looks fluffy...

[Assistant]
Hes a floof n muscle boi
He annoying tho -_-


[User] Annoying how?

[Assistant]
Barks
Gets in windows (hes broken one)
Shits on the floor RIGHT AFTER I FUCKING WALKED HIM
Tries to drink my coffee
Is generally excitable
Hes my adopted moms dog, mines the white german Shepherd on my highlights
Shes chill


[User] I see... So you have 2 dogs then?

[Assistant]
5
Used to be 6, one went up north to maryanns grandson
One died in a flood a few months ago
We adopted another pit mix
So at 5 again
-Homer/ 20 yr old chocolate lab
-Harvey/ 3 yr old shepherd mix
-Rin tin tin (rinny) / 4-5 yr old normal colored shepherd
-spirit/ 5 yr old white shepherd
- blue / pit mix, like, 1.5 yr old


[User]
Wow... I once had up to 11 at once, but one day they all disappeared so now I have 2.
-A lab mix/4-5 yr old
-A pug/2-3 yr old

[Assistant]
Cutttee
Damn
Lotta dogs
Yo
Imma pretend like i can sleep cause i finished my work
Later sir


[User]
Okay later
That actually worked?

[Assistant]
Yepp!
I didnât accept the token but it showed i inserted 25 cents so i pressed the change button and got a free quarter


[User] Wait, so does that mean you could keep doing that to eventually rob the whole machine of quarters?

[Assistant]
.....
Maybe
I might test it but i dont wanna take too much


[User] That sounds like a good idea...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Its just a rhyme
Cause im bisexual
But
Instead of that i said bitch
Here one moment
(Me whispering into mic so sounds wack but eh)


[User]
Why did you whisper though?
You sounded like you were about to start laughing at the end too...

[Assistant]
I cant really scream out lgbtq+ in my house im closeted, after aaron came out n all the shit he went through hahaha HELLLLL NOPE
The closet is cosy n has snacks im good here
And i was a bit
Because i AM allowed to scream i am a bitch but my dog looked up when i said that b i died


[User] Oh, I see... That makes sense...

[Assistant] Indeeed


[User] By the way, are you going to any of the field trips?

[Assistant] No i kept forgetting to get a permission slip so yay


[User] I see... Do you know anyone who is going?

[Assistant] Guadalupe is goin on both


[User] Anyone else?

[Assistant]
Um
No
I havent asked or payed attention


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeppp
Been neglecting stalker duties for a moment and taking a brain break before i snap and start obsessing over everyone (again) and not realizing im an autonomous person with needs too (again)
So ya
Not gonna think bout information gonna eat my chips look at memes n play sku
Sky*


[User] Play Sky?

[Assistant]
A game called sky, children of the light
Just downloaded it today
It had pretty graphics n calming music and i can fly around and do whatever
Relaxing


[User] That sounds interesting...

[Assistant] I decided its better than staring at the wall for a few hours so ye


[User] Well have fun with your game then... Dont die...

[Assistant] Ill try my best not to both in game and in life


[User] Well good luck then

[Assistant] Ye


[User] Your a Scorpio?

[Assistant] Yeep


[User] I see... So do you believe in things that commonly are said about the signs?

[Assistant]
Yeah alot of it
Astrology influences the base personality
But
It also depends on the other signs you have in your house
So there are different versions of the same sign but each are more or less similar


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yep


[User] So how does it depend on the other signs that live in the same house?

[Assistant]
No not live in the same house
Your zodiac house
Depending on your birthday its the position of the moon sun and planets at the time
Here ill show ye mine
This is a hard version to understand but the different planets represent different things
Oh annnd
Yeah the people who live in your house can influence you but not always


[User] I see... So the 12 is your zodiac's house?

[Assistant]
I think its my ascendent, lemme check
Ya its sun
Which is my core
Ascendant is the mask i present to people
Moon is supposed to be how i most identify myself but i vibe with scorpio the most so weh


[User] What app/ website are you using to find this out?

[Assistant]
App is called co-star
Ye put in birthdate place n time
It gives ye horoscopes n information n shit


[User]
I see...
Well thats interesting...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] How did you get to this screen? Or is it just not available for android users?

[Assistant]
Im sending a screen recording
Very top where it says good evening brings you directly to the chart
And âall updatesâ brings you to the screen where you can slide over for the char
Chart*


[User] Yea, thats definitely an iphone thing... Mines doesnt give me an actual chart...

[Assistant]
Hm
Wack


[User] So when you add someone as a friend on it, what info does it show you?

[Assistant]
Iiiii dont know, i havent added anyone
You see their chart?


[User] I also havent added anyone yet...

[Assistant]
Oh i got the notification
Here ye go


[User] Is that a picture next to my name?

[Assistant] Its your profile picture, they give ye one


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Well we are chill mostly
Kinda eh with our thinking habits
And definitely not dating or relationship compatible
So
All good n normal


[User]
I see...
Well the app does have a few things wrong, but for the most part they are almost all accurate... On the chart I mean...

[Assistant] Yeah cause this isnât counting your personal experiences or environment that could effect it


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeppp


[User] Yea, like the moon one is way off... Thats kinda how I am at home, but not when Im alone...

[Assistant]
Like how my moon is off
Tis fine


[User] Your moon is also off?

[Assistant] Ya, im most definitely not secretly an aries


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yep


[User] The app is pretty interesting though.... By any chance, do you know if there is a way to find certain people without knowing their username?

[Assistant] Mmm if they have the app maybe their contacts?


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User]
Dang...
Its not here yet...

[Assistant] Wack


[User] Does yours have this feature already out?

[Assistant]
Yeah but its $3 each
And i dont even ever buy apps much less spend my non existent money on that


[User]
I see... But it is already out on iphone then?
So its $3 for each person you do?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] I see... So if I wanted to find somebody, I would need to have an iphone and $3...

[Assistant] Yep


[User] I see... Thanks for the info...

[Assistant]
Literally my specialty lad
âï¸


[User]
I see...
Wow... That would probably be... Entertaining...

[Assistant]
See, my point exactly
Good fun


[User] I can just imagine everyone on the other side of the door just hearing their screams of pain and agony, sitting in silence waiting for their turn...

[Assistant]
:D
Thats the fun part


[User] So what happens when there is only one person left because everyone else is in to much pain to beat him up? Who beats him/her up?

[Assistant]
That is when you get out weapons
Or they win


[User] Weapons?


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Hahahahahahahah
Fun fun times
I wannaaaa do it
They might not let me though


[User] Ummm... Who is "they"? And why?

[Assistant]
Whoever is in charge
And cause im at an advantage
I cant feel it
Which is also why people dont play bloody knuckles with me anymore


[User] You used to play bloody knuckles?

[Assistant]
Obviously
I used to play chicken, blood knuckles
Basically anything involving pain cause i couldnt feel it
So even though my hand would be bleeding the other person would tap out


[User] So you cant feel any pain?

[Assistant]
Yep
Although some doctors are trying to shock n piece my nerves back together
Wack


[User] So you have never felt ANY physical pain your whole life?

[Assistant]
No when i was younger i could feel pain, i just had great pain tolerance
Then some shit happened
Annd
I lost that
Weh
Tis aiight


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeeeep
Wack
Watever
How was day sir?


[User] Pretty good, I guess... You?

[Assistant] Good as well


[User] I see...

[Assistant] You say âi see...â the same amount that i say indeed


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
I say indeed alot to move the conversations along
You say âi see...â


[User] Oh... Do I really use it that often?

[Assistant]
Yes, yes you do
Tis fine though sir


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Hahahahahahahahaha
ANNNNNYYYYYWWWAAAAAAYYYYS
How has classes been?


[User]
Good, I guess... Not too much work...
What about you?

[Assistant]
Same
Wack
But non wack


[User] Ahh! I just cant help it... I have to say it.......... I see............. ð

[Assistant]
Hahahah
Tis fine
Its the only appropriate response ye can think of haha
The struggle is real


[User] Yes...

[Assistant] Wack ik


[User]
Yep, it is...
...

[Assistant] You know that meme was a good one


[User] Maybe....

[Assistant] It was good


[User]
.........
Plz no more....

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Last one


[User] Fine.... I guess......

[Assistant] Memes are needed for survival


[User] Not for me.... I do perfectly fine without them....

[Assistant]
I mean
I do too
But
Idk
Memes make good conversation
So
You like takis?


[User] Yes... But I cant eat them....

[Assistant] Whys that?


[User] Because... I am constantly sick... I have to take a pill everyday just so the effects arent noticable at school, and when I eat anything spicy(like takis), it cancels out my pill so the effects become very noticable...

[Assistant]
Ahhhh
Well
Sorry about that
I wont pry
Medical shit can definitely be kept secret if ye like
Sucks though


[User] Yea, it sucks, but as long as I take my pill every morning and dont eat anything spicy, everythings good....

[Assistant] Then thats good


[User] Yep...

[Assistant]
ANNNYWAYS
Onward from uncomfortable personal thingys
Wats yer favourite type of ice cream


[User] I would have to say, probably cookies and cream, mixed with chocolate and vanilla....

[Assistant]
Specific
Coolllll
Mine is mint chocolate chip
Ice cream es cool
I thought there would be more ice cream places down here since its hot (we have em evvverywhere in canada)
But like
They are barely anywhere


[User] You've been to canada?

[Assistant] Im canadian........


[User] For real?

[Assistant]
.......
Sir
I speak french.....
Everyone knows....... i thought...
Huh
Welp


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeaaaah
Sorry
Might not be obvious
I shove my accent down on reflex


[User] Yea, I never noticed an accent....

[Assistant]
Yeah, i took classes and everything
When im mad or frustrated, or excited, stuff like that
It comes out
But otherwise i hide it
Speech classes*


[User] You know, Ive never really heard a french accent before, so if you have used it near me, I still probably wouldnt have noticed...

[Assistant]
Eh
I cant be sure
Ill try to show it to ye eventually


[User] I see... So your not going on the field trips right?

[Assistant]
Nope
Unfortunately not


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Indeed
Ah well


[User] If you had the power to read people's minds, what is the first thing you would do?

[Assistant]
Hmm
Find a way to ensure no one could read mine
Then collect information on people
Then probably collect information on the gov or important people
Dirt
Secrets
Lies
Find was to expose bad people
Then
Idk
Use it for my own gain after that
I do love information
I like manipulating things
Idk


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhmm


[User] So then, what would you do if everytime you read someone else's mind, it worked both ways so they would also see your mind... Would you still use that ability?

[Assistant]
Hm
Yes
But for certain people
Or try to find a way to strengthen my mind walls so they wouldnt see anything important other than staticy screaming


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yepppp


[User] So what do you think would probably be your biggest fear?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Not sure


[User] I see...

[Assistant] You?


[User] I would rather not say mine...

[Assistant] Alright then


[User] Yea, mine is a little irrational, but I was just curious as to what yours was...

[Assistant]
Irrational is fine, i used to be scared of the sky
And i have a few fears but none that really is my main


[User] The sky?

[Assistant]
I didnt want to look up cause i would be pulled into a hallucination and have a panic attack basically cause i thought the sun would implode and nothing was safe anywhere
Hm
I was a fun child


[User] I can only imagine....

[Assistant]
I loved (still do) blood and horror movies
Didnt care about bugs
Was fine with almost everything but for about a year the sky just fuckin shook me


[User] So you just never looked up at the sky for about a year?

[Assistant]
I mean if i felt like i needed to punish myself i would
And the night sky was fine so during the summer i would stay up all night and read n look at the sky (my bed was in the living room next to the big ass window) then when the sun rose id close the curtains and go to sleep


[User] So you basically became a vampire?

[Assistant]
Pretty much
My brother n sister would wake me up if there was food or to smoke


[User] To smoke?

[Assistant] Weed


[User] You smoked weed?

[Assistant] Still do when i can


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Mhm
Ya learn something new every day


[User]
I see... So for a short time you were afraid of the sky?
So what did you do when you had to go to school while it was day time?

[Assistant]
Fun fact
I used to always carry around an umbrella
Was known for it kinda
Id have my hood up or umbrella out
Then afterwards i gradually started to ween myself from the umbrella
Everyone was already scared of me anyways by then
Then
I moved


[User]
I see...
That must've been tough...

[Assistant]
Eh
Tis fine


[User] You know, my little brother, just now woke up from having a migraine, and the first thing he does is start cooking himself some soup... He said hes not even gonna share...

[Assistant] Mood but wack


[User]
I know right...
Hes just cooking in complete silence right now(probably half asleep)...

[Assistant]
Sounds
Creepy
But still
A mood


[User] Yep....

[Assistant] Make sure he doesnât burn himself or fuckin die


[User] Im pretty sure he wont... I mean, I do see a lot of smoke right now, but it'll probably go away on its own soon...

[Assistant] He says as his house is on fire


[User] Nah, im pretty sure that wont happen... Actually... Now that I look around, Im just realizing, the whole room that hes cooking in may or may not be completely made of wood....

[Assistant]
If it does, i warned ye
Eh
We would be burnt down house buddies though


[User] You know, I seriously doubt it will burn down though... Hes confident enough to leave the stove on while he leaves the room to play xbox, so im pretty sure he knows what hes doing...

[Assistant]
.........
Um
Imma go sleep
But um
Yeah
You uh
Deal with that one there sir


[User]
Okay, well good night then...
I just realized, tomorrow almost none of my classes on that day ever give us homework... Or any work really... The only class that even gives me any work on monday/Wednesday is mr. Bernitt...
Also, I actually get to sleep in for once....

[Assistant] Sounds like a good thing


[User] Yep...

[Assistant]
Have fun sir
Get plenty of sleep


[User] Thanks, but I think Im just gonna watch one of my favorite shows on netflix until I knock out...

[Assistant]
Sounds bout right
Even though I donât watch Netflix
Have fun


[User] You dont?

[Assistant]
Nope
I have it
Never use it


[User] I see... So what do you use to watch movies and stuff then?

[Assistant]
I dont
I havent been able to find interest in shows
Ive always gotten bored of movies unless its horror or action


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeps
Go watch yer shit sir


[User]
Yes ma'am... I will....
Wow... For once I actually got more than 3 hours of sleep on a school night....

[Assistant]
Sounds good
Chloe thinks you arenât here today be careful


[User]
What do you mean?
She thinks both me and this account arent here today?

[Assistant]
She thinks the account isnt here today and she can put two and two together
Because they already suspect you
Be wary


[User] I see... Thanks

[Assistant]
My job
Np


[User] What makes her think the account isnt here today?

[Assistant] Idk, i didnt ask


[User] So she just told you she thinks my account isnt here today?

[Assistant]
I was like ooh whos in you dms
She said you (account name) and was talking about how oddly interested you were in her art
Then said i think hes not here today


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] You think you could ask her why she thinks Im not here today?

[Assistant] She says she knows who you are


[User]
Uhhh.... What? How?
Please tell me your joking....

[Assistant]
She said shes known for a while
She didnât confirm who you are though


[User] So she doesnt know for sure then?

[Assistant]
No she doesnât want to tell me cause iâdont knowâ
And she doesnât want to spill your identity


[User] Oh... So she really does know then?

[Assistant]
Im pretty sure
How else would she know you arent here?
Hm


[User] Oh....

[Assistant]
You could ask her if she knows
How would she have found out though?
Also
Wack that your more open with her
Buuuut
I understand i am an annoying stalker and probably socially draining
Ah well


[User] How am I more open with her? Also your not that annoying....

[Assistant]
More expression
And yeah i am, i do it on purpose alot of the time
Again
Ah well
Ill try to find out if she actually knows


[User] Yes please... Thank you

[Assistant] Np


[User] So have you found out yet?

[Assistant] No, dont have class with her rn


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Ill do my asking tomorrow
But
Ye are lucky, i was bored and gonna start looking for your accounts
Then a girl pissed me off so now imma break into a school database to get her address and information


[User] Ummm... You know... Its probably best you dont find my other accounts.... So ummm, please take your time breaking into the school database...

[Assistant]
Dont worry
Shes my focus now
And if i do find them ill just send em to you to show i know and drop it


[User] Okay.... Umm... Thanks then?

[Assistant]
No need, im the one potentially invading your privacy
Im just being nice about it


[User]
I see...
Well good luck finding that person you were talking about...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] Wait, so how will you know if you found one of my accounts, if you actually do find them? Almost all of them have nothing to connect me to them based on their profiles...

[Assistant]
I said id send them
If i have enough speculation that its you
Which means i might not find your private accounts


[User] What if I said all of them are private accounts?

[Assistant] It would contradict your previous statement


[User] Oh....

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] So anyways, who was the person that made you mad enough to want to break into a school's database?

[Assistant] Bfs ex


[User] Oh, I see... Well good luck then!

[Assistant]
Ive already got the list of students
Juuuuuuust gotta get her last name


[User] What database were you able to get into exactly? (For future reference I mean)

[Assistant]
Oh
Atascocita high school


[User] I mean, like what website did you use....

[Assistant]
Oh its simple on their fucking webpage
Link to the student email directory
Use an exploiter website thingy shit (idfk terms )
It listed everything
I got her email
Its easy to hack emails and she has her address in her personal information
I would normally not delve into peoples shit like this
Surprisingly i do have morals
But
She pissed me off


[User]
I see...
So what are you gonna do with that information?

[Assistant]
Save it
Incase she makes the mistake of actually pissing me off
Which she has the ability to tomorrow if she touches him


[User] What did she do the first time?

[Assistant]
Just irritate me
Too friendly
Cheating on her now bf with my bfâs friend
Cheated on him but still wants to constantly text and be friends


[User] Oh... I see... No wonder it made you mad....

[Assistant]
Mhm
Ah well
Have you been (or are you now) in a relationship lad?


[User] .......... Id rather not say.........

[Assistant]
Hm
Alright
If you are in one now, congrats
If you havent been in one, tis fines, ive been in four and a good chunk of my friends havenât
If you have been in hella, tis fine too, i knew a girl who had 15 bf (and 3 gf) in a month


[User] ... So anyways, what are you gonna do now that you finished finding that person's info?

[Assistant]
I said already
Save it for later


[User] Oh right.... I forgot....

[Assistant] Tis fine


[User] Why are you crying? Did something happen?

[Assistant]
Just my bipolar swing happening to tell me im not good enough
Plus
Bf is hanging with his ex rn at church
Im insecureeeeeeeeee
The usual


[User] Ohh, okay... I guess that makes sense...

[Assistant]
Sorry
Ranting
To people who donât give two fucks


[User]
I see...
Well anyways, how was your day then?

[Assistant]
Alright
Yours?
(You are the person i was ranting to btw)


[User] Mine was also alright... I got to wear my new contacts for part of the day... (Also you may continue to rant. I have nothing to do at the moment so Im all ears)...

[Assistant]
Sounds interesting
I hated glasses so i never really wore them
(Idk. Just a bunch if stupid teenage girl feelings coupled with manic depression and crippling past. The usual. Ill be fine by morning)


[User] I see... Well, good luck until morning then

[Assistant] Thank ye


[User]
No problem
You mean the ranting and stuff from earlier?

[Assistant]
Yep
On the account at least


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yep


[User] So then all that ranting and stuff is over now?

[Assistant]
Yeah
I still feel like shit and slowly becoming dead inside but i have a handle on myself


[User] Well, thats good to know

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So how was your day?

[Assistant]
My day was alright
How was yours?


[User] It was also alright...

[Assistant] Good good


[User] So, anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] To me or to others?


[User] Both?

[Assistant]
To me:nah not really. Usual day
Others: upperclassmen threatened to kill two freshmen and may get kicked out


[User] Uhh... How did he threaten them?

[Assistant] Verbally but heâs apparently kinda crazy and was serious and he screamed it so


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Ye look much different with contacts lad


[User] I do?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Although, why did you have to call me out earlier during lunch...

[Assistant]
Felt like it
Noticed the lack of glasses
Ye didnât have to 100% ignore me but eh
Whatever


[User] I thought you knew I dont like communicating in person...

[Assistant]
Ye didnât have to talk
Nod acknowledgment n continue on
But yes I realize talking to me is wack for you
Which is why I didnât really care n grabbed jacob to continue on my way


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Indeed
Tis fine


[User] So anyways, did anything else interesting happen or just what you told me?

[Assistant] Other than carlos and lea started dating, nope


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] You getting adopted?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Congrats then!

[Assistant] Thank ye


[User] So hows your day been going so far?

[Assistant]
Alright i guess
Got interviewed
Chillin


[User] How did the interview go?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Lotta questions lotta talking


[User] I see.. So your just waiting for the results now?

[Assistant]
Basically
Gotta go to a court hearing later when we get the results


[User] I see... Well good luck then

[Assistant] Thank ye


[User] So have you gone to the court hearing yet?

[Assistant]
No
Thats in a few weeks


[User]
I see...
Well then, I hope it goes well when it does happen...

[Assistant] Thank ye


[User] This, I agree with...

[Assistant] Thank goddess


[User] Why?

[Assistant]
I can respect you now
Black cats are better than others
But stupid peoples superstition makes em not wanna get adopted
Even though in reality black cats bring luck
Just like friday the 13th is a lucky day
Mainstream Christians fucked it
Wack


[User] To be honest, Friday the 13th is always kinda annoying for me... Mostly because I have people just going up to me saying stuff like, Who you gonna kill tonight, or am I gonna die tonight... Stuff like that... But yea, personally, even though I own dogs, I prefer black cats...

[Assistant]
Hm same
I wanted cats but with german shepherds who hate them its kinda hard.....


[User] I had a cat once, who hated my dog which happened to be at least 3 times its size... Didnt end well... For either of them...

[Assistant] Sounds completely normal


[User] Yea, so now we only have dogs...

[Assistant]
Same
Hm
I once had a dog who actually got my cat pregnant
Half of the offspring died but
Three made it
Very cute


[User] Wait... How? I didnt think that was possible...

[Assistant]
I didnt either
They got medium size
Two of them had floppy ears
One of them looked like a cat with a weird face
Interesting


[User] Do you have a picture?

[Assistant]
Nah id have to ask my brother n sister
Their dog
It was when i was in like 4th grade


[User]
I see...
Well thats interesting to know

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Wow... That's Interesting....

[Assistant]
Indeed
America doesnât like to speak on that one yet they are constantly complaining of immigrants


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] But would you actually stay for the whole thing though, or would you leave as soon as he left?

[Assistant]
Depends on if itâs interesting
I never watch tv anyways much less sports


[User] I see... Wait, the superbowl is football right?

[Assistant]
Indeed
Its today


[User] It is?

[Assistant] Yesssss


[User] I see... Well I never seen the superbowl anyways to be honest...

[Assistant] Mm i saw part of it with my brother once......


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Interesting... So what would happen if you poured a whole gallon of blood into it? That would probably be interesting to watch...

[Assistant] Ooooooooooh


[User] You get one wish to summon any famous or fictional character to your house and you can do whatever you want with them, but they only stay for 24 hours before they just die a horrific death before your eyes... Who do you summon and what do you do with them?

[Assistant]
Hm
I wrote a book
With âmeâ in it
Old me
Id summon her
Talk with her
Comfort her
And watch her die so i can move on :)
I havent read in a while, but i used to mostly read creepypasta
I dont watch any shows or anything
And im not killing the weeknd


[User] Hmm... I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So basically, you would kill your old self?

[Assistant]
Yep
Sheâd get her wish


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Is that for Jeffery's class?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Dang, we didnt get that when we were in her class yesterday...

[Assistant] Ye will get it tomorrow


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] So how was your day?

[Assistant]
Interesting
Yours?


[User] How was yours interesting? Also, mine was pretty calm...

[Assistant]
A certain bitch in all black always finds a way to make my day interesting
And thats good


[User] What did they do?

[Assistant]
I say bitch in the most caring way btw
He decided that yeeting me onto his lap infront of a crowd of dumbasses was fun
We wrestled near the pond
Fun times


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
No but he literally kicked my legs apart
Grabbed the back of my knees
Pick me up kinda and pulled me on
All in a few seconds


[User] Wow... I see... That is interesting...

[Assistant] Indeed interesting


[User] Someone ruined it...

[Assistant]
Ik it was my friends meme page
Lemme fix
Fixed


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Is that a song all about blood?

[Assistant]
Hehehe
Its about insanity kinda
Short song
A bop


[User]
I see...
Thank you for putting this on your story...

[Assistant]
Thanks for what?
Ye should listen to it
The first minute is silent (it was a hidden song) so dont be alarmed


[User]
Found it
But why is it a hidden song?

[Assistant] It was hidden when they released it


[User]
I see...
I think I might actually add that to my playlist now...

[Assistant]
Its a good song
I replay it a few time


[User]
I see... It has been added... Now my playlist is almost 5 hours long...
What app is that?
Also, thats alot of songs...

[Assistant]
Amazon music
And nearly 20hrs


[User] Do you have to pay for that?

[Assistant]
I get it for free but someone else pays for it
And indeed


[User] I see... Thats still alot of songs...

[Assistant] I listen to alot of music


[User] I only have about 77 songs in my playlist. Do you listen to all the songs everyday?

[Assistant]
I listen to alot of em everyday
I have a nearly two hour long bus ride to and from school so i get vibing


[User] I see... I wish my bus ride was longer to be honest... Its only about an hour long so I dont get to hear all of my songs...

[Assistant]
Sad
I listen to certain groups of songs based on my moods


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Have you gone to Jeffery's class yet?

[Assistant]
Yep
Had her 3rd period


[User] So you got to play with the worms then?

[Assistant]
Yep
My worms name is gerard


[User] I see... I think I might've broken my worm's ribs... As I was holding him in the air he tried to get out of my grasp, and everytime he expanded and contracted, I could feel his insides cracking in my fingers...

[Assistant] Worms have no bones so ye are good


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So what are you planning on doing today since you aren't going on the trip?

[Assistant] Cleaning probably


[User]
I see...
Well, good luck then

[Assistant] Mhm


[User] Ummm, is it bad that I was able to finish a whole gallon of a drink by myself that I just bought earlier today?

[Assistant]
............... a bit yes
Why were you so thirsty?


[User]
I wasnt exactly thirsty... I just like that drink a bit more than others...
I kinda finished like half the gallon in 20 mins after I got it, then finished the rest of it as soon as I got home...

[Assistant]
Hm
What was it?
Hmm
Not carbonated or anything
So not tooo bad that ye drank it all
Not exactly good but eh


[User] Honestly I dont even know why I drank it... I just had the sudden urge to buy it on the way back from the trip and drink it......

[Assistant] Impluse control is not whats goin for ya


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Your impulse control ran away
Tis fine
Seems cool


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Indeed
How was the trip


[User] Pretty good... Although, for like the first 3 hours, my group was so lost we walked just about 5 miles before we even saw another Victory student...

[Assistant]
Sounds exciting
Thats good


[User] Mhm...

[Assistant] Welp


[User] I think I might be addicted.... I mean, I usually drink some sort of sweet tea at least once a week, but never more than a couple cups... Especially not a whole gallon.... I didnt even know I could drink that much....

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Quite possibly an addiction
Like when i ate a party sized bag of takis in an hour
The body can do some shit
It will just feel like shit afterwards
And ye will probably have to pee alot


[User] No, sweet tea doesnt have that effect on me.... Ive been drinking it for years now....

[Assistant] So after a gallon ye havent had to pee more?


[User] Nope...

[Assistant] Thats a bit bad


[User] How so?

[Assistant] Dude your bladders not supposed to hold that much its a whole gallon of liquid


[User] Well, I havent felt bad or had any reactions to drinking that so far... Wait, it not supposed to be able to hold a whole gallon of liquid? Thats probably why I felt kinda sick for about 5 mins after the first half... But then after the second half I was fine...

[Assistant]
........... hmm
Interesting
As long as you arent sick i guess


[User] Yep... I think... Now, hopefully, I just dont get sick tomorrow because of this...

[Assistant] Hopefully


[User]
I hate myself now....
I just drank the remaining quarter of a gallon of sweet tea, from another gallon I happened to have in my fridge from before today....

[Assistant] ...... dont hate yourself but thats a problem


[User]
I know!
..........Luckily we are now out of gallons for me to drink... The only sweet tea left for me to drink is the kind I have to make myself...

[Assistant] Lets hope ye get lazy


[User] To be honest, Im kinda surprised that the tea hasn't affected me by now...

[Assistant]
Its the same thing with me and takis
Ive eaten a bag
Every day since Monday..


[User] Since last monday?

[Assistant] Yep....


[User] I see... Thats alot of takis... My little brother once did that for about a month before he started to get really bad heart burn and had to stop for awhile...

[Assistant]
Welp
I have no pain so i have no consequence


[User] I guess thats true...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So you cant feel any type of pain, external or internal? Then how do you know when your sick or need to go to the hospital?

[Assistant]
I just wing it
And when i feel âpainâ it usually get numb in that area so i can guess
My stomachs numb
And hard
Hm might be sick
Maryanns a nurse so she can check


[User] Yea, you might wanna get that checked out... I guess your lucky that shes a nurse right?

[Assistant]
Yeppp
And its not actually, that was an example
I once broke my finger and didnât realize until i got it stuck in a desk and snapped it back in place


[User] I see... So then I guess thats good... At least you can tell when your hurt...

[Assistant] Most of the time


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
..... I couldn't resist it... I was already up and saw the box...
... I now have a somewhat large cup of freshly made, very sweet tea in my hand...

[Assistant]
............. ya know
I may be a hypocrite
But lad thats a problem............
Hm
Well
Tea is good for you
So i guess its not that bad
But
Too much of anything this bad
Hm
Strange addiction but i wont judge


[User] Well, at least it isnt a gallon... But I just had some yesterday... I seriously dont know whats wrong with me this weekend.... I am usually able to control all my impulses and everything I do...

[Assistant]
Hm
Unsure but
Tis fine I suppose


[User] So, how was your day?

[Assistant] Was alright, yours?


[User] Kind of annoying for once...

[Assistant] Oh? How so


[User] During second period, they called me to the front office because they found out I had a knife so I ended up getting one of them taken away. Then as soon as I go to art, my finished sculpture falls completely apart and I have to restart. Then we happen to get assigned a project too from my next class.

[Assistant]
You
Had a knife
Surprising, howâd they find out? Jacob keeps his on a necklace and I switch mine around my shoes or waist or jacket depending on what im wearing and what class
And that sucks about the sculpture bruh, but at least ye can make it better?
Annnd lastly
Which class?


[User] Yes, I always bring at least two knives to school. They didnt say how they found out, only that it was brought to their attention that I had one in my possession. And the project was for mr. Bernitt.

[Assistant]
Bitchhheessss
Did someone snitch?
And again
Surprising
Well, I shouldnât be too surprised, its not like i know much about ye personally
And ah
Yes
Fun
Got that as well


[User] Its okay though, I ended up giving them my smallest knife that had some sort of sentimental value in it so my mom would get it back for me without asking why I brought it to school. And it worked. They didnt ask for any other knives meaning they only knew I had one, but they still had to search my backpack in case I had other stuff...

[Assistant]
Hmm
Well at least ye had a good plan eh?
Why do you bring the knifes anyway?


[User] Well, one of them does have sentimental value, the others, are for reasons that are a little personal...

[Assistant]
Mmm
Never one to tell a drop of personal
I can respect but weh
As an information whore it frustrates me
Ah well
Hopefully your week shall get better eh


[User] Hopefully...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Dang... This really hasnt been my week so far... First yesterday happened, then I somehow woke up sick today.....

[Assistant]
Oh?
That sucks ass


[User] Yep...

[Assistant]
Hm
Are you feeling better?


[User] For the most part, yes I am

[Assistant]
Good, goof
Good*


[User] So, how's your day been?

[Assistant]
..mm
Good and bad


[User] How so?

[Assistant]
Good
Got hugs
Bad
Anger


[User] What made you mad?

[Assistant]
Mm
Peoples trust issues


[User] Do you mind explaining?

[Assistant]
Mmm
Someone doesnât trust me
Over
Things someone else did


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Honestly though, I can kinda understand why they wouldnt trust you over things someone else did...

[Assistant]
Hm
Reasoning?
I need more insight


[User] Well, say, I tell someone a secret that is very confidential and then they tell someone else... Everytime that happens, I would lose trust in just people in general more and more, and after a certain number of times of that happening, I just choose not to tell people my secrets because I wouldnt want that happening again... So chances are, something similar happened to them involving their trust and they are scared of that happening again so they are just choosing not to take that chance again now for fear of being hurt or something like that...

[Assistant]
Hm
The thing is
It happened once
But broke them
So they fear i will do the same
For no logical reason


[User] Well, for some people, all it takes is one person to do that to them... Especially if its a really good friend that does it...

[Assistant]
Hm
Closer than that
But
They say they trust me
But
Not with others
Which contradicts it


[User] Maybe they do trust you, but only to a certain extent...

[Assistant]
Hm
Welp
That is both bad and not good
For reasons


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] But, at least you got hugs, so thats good right?

[Assistant]
Mm
Yes
Hugs were good
Also tight and consuming
Since they were to hide my face from someones phone trying to show me random dudes dick pics


[User] I see... Wait..., why was someone trying to show you a random dudes pics?

[Assistant]
I have absolutely no idea
âHey nicolette wanna see my friends dick pics? (He said some unholy shit ill spare you from reading) â
Then turned the phone
I saw
And then my face was aggressively shoved into a certain someones chest and pulled away


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So the person who hugged you was too late then?

[Assistant]
Yeah i unfortunately saw the dick
They know the dude (person who showed and person who hugged)
I luckily, dont know who it is and although i know the Instagram name i dont know if i wanna see his face and then recognize him in the hallway


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Indeed
Not pleasent
I may be a very sexual person but i dont enjoy seeing random peoples nudes


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Well, I just finished eating my first meal of the day... Took just about 4 hours to finish one burger... I hate being sick...

[Assistant]
Mm
At least you are getting better.
Hm
I ate
Three gummy fruit snacks. Two animal crackers someone gave me. A bag of takis and a piece of chicken.
Not too bad


[User] That sounds way better than just a burger...

[Assistant]
A burger has more nutrition
Than like i literally took a piece of chicken off the breast and gave the rest to my dog
Two single crackers cause lunchtime
Takis cause im addicted
And people didnt want their gummies from mr b so i swiped em up


[User] Why are you sending me this?

[Assistant]
Spread the word to all 9th graders
Is my task
Ye can show to your friends
If you suddenly have an urge to talk infront of a crowd ye can audition


[User] I see... Well, I couldnt do that even if I wanted to...

[Assistant] Show it to people or audition?


[User] Audition... But I can show it to people if you need help spreading the word...

[Assistant]
Yeah im supposed to show to every 9th grader
.......
Weh
A


[User] Why are you supposed to show every 9th grader?

[Assistant]
A senior friend asked me
So i said i would


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Well, I think I know a few people who would probably do that so Ill help spread the word...

[Assistant]
Alright then
Thank ye


[User]
No problem
You know, the flyer should say if its at Victory or not... Some people are kinda confused...

[Assistant] Mm its for victory students only sooo


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] I didnt even know the school had a talent show actually... Are you planning on auditioning or no?

[Assistant]
Hell no
Not only am I incredibly lazy i have no talent


[User] Do you think any freshmen are even gonna do this thing?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Probably


[User] Does this look photoshopped by any chance?

[Assistant]
Yesh
Not same color


[User] Yea, I thought so...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Well, this is the best I can do at the moment...

[Assistant] Mm thats good


[User] Oh right, I forgot I did that...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, how was your day?

[Assistant]
Mm
Alright
Yours?


[User] Also alright...

[Assistant]
Good
Good


[User] Yea... My mom also just brought home another gallon of sweet tea...

[Assistant]
........ pull yourself together
Limit yourself to like
A glass a day


[User] She said its for everybody... But I mean, a couple glasses couldnt hurt right?

[Assistant]
-_-
Not a couple today
Two at most sir


[User] So, umm... Does it matter how big the cup itself is?

[Assistant]
Standard size
If you have one of those ridiculously large cups dont use it


[User] ........ What if those are the only type of cups I have?

[Assistant]
Then ye can only get one
No refills


[User] But the gallon is like right on my lap... I dont know if ill be able to resist...

[Assistant]
Get it off and put it away
Have control


[User] Okay... I think I have control now....

[Assistant]
Good,
Control is good


[User] Honestly, do you think this "addiction" is actually bad for me?

[Assistant]
Hmm
Not too bad actually
Tea is good
Just alot of liquid and calories


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, how was your day?

[Assistant]
Eh
Good?
Yours?


[User]
It was also pretty good... But you sound like you arent exactly sure if you had a good day or not...
Did anything happen?

[Assistant]
Eh
Not to me


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] Gabby got in trouble


[User] What for?

[Assistant] She snuck someone in from another school and got caught


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeah
Other than that nothing inherently bad happened
Just kinda
Eh
Feelin
Tis fine
And good that your day was good


[User] Yep... Anyways, what do you think about Valentine's day? Alot of people I know are very excited for it, but I also know a number of people who arent so I wanna see what you think about it...

[Assistant]
Mm
I used to hate it
I never really get anything
I guess its a fun little capitalist holiday
Idk
Not bad not good
I did get jeff something and i might bring roses for some of my friends but otherwise
Eh


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, ms. Jeffery brought the worms back...

[Assistant] I know


[User]
I see...
So Im guessing you have biology right now then?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So what club are you in right now?

[Assistant] Run club


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeee


[User] So, how was your day?

[Assistant]
Mm
Went fun enough
Yours?


[User] Pretty good...

[Assistant]
Good
Although
I have already threw up
I cant handle sweets
And i ate two cookies


[User] You threw up just for eating two cookies?

[Assistant]
Yepp
Oh and two chocolate whatevers from someones box
I never throw up with those $1 worlds whatever chocolates but most others
Bleh


[User] So, you can handle a large bag of Takis but you cant handle a few sweets? Thats so... Sad... I dont even know what I would do if I couldnt handle sweets.... Have you always not been able to handle sweets?

[Assistant]
Yeah most of my life
Idk it was just one day i was eating reeces pieces and started throwing up hella alot
N after that
No sweets
Not like i crave em or anything
I prefer spicy


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Hm
You exposed yourself


[User] ...what do you mean?

[Assistant] I wasnât looking for it


[User] ...... How did you find it anyways?

[Assistant]
Doesnât matter
I wasnt trying to, saw the profile picture
Was debating on telling ye i knew
Figured i should
I wont request to follow if ye want


[User] Well, at least that isnt my main....but please dont request to follow...

[Assistant] Ey ey sir


[User] Thanks....

[Assistant]
Anyways
Ill ignore that information for a rainy day
(Is that a proper use of that slang? Im still working on english slang and sayings)


[User] I dont know... I think so....

[Assistant]
Good
Good
Cause i just learned that âsickâ means cool apparently
I was worried someone was sick for a moment n they pulled that bullshit


[User]
I see...
Well that account you found... Thats only for people from my last school...
And thats the only one they know about....

[Assistant]
Mm
Alright then


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Jeez i read that hilariously im sorry
Lie- chillin
Reality- hugging dog and avoiding texting my mom back


[User] What do you mean you read that hilariously?

[Assistant]
You know the jake from state farm commercial when the girl asks the dude what hes wearing?
I read it in that tone at first


[User] I see... So why are you avoiding texting your mom back?

[Assistant]
Mm
Shes too clingy
Shes the one who lost her children. Let go already


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Yeah
I dont like her


[User] I can see that....

[Assistant]
I have good reason
Anyways


[User] Do you want to explain it?

[Assistant] Well shes an abusive neglectful manipulative drug addicted alcoholic bitch soo


[User] Wow... Well, that seems like a good enough reason not to like someone....

[Assistant]
See
My point exactly
Ye wonder why im small
My hands are tinnyy
Pointed ear (i cover that one with hair)
Fetal alcohol syndrome stunted my growth cause SOMMMMEBODY decided that drinking and doing cocaine while pregnant was snart
Smart*


[User] So your mom drank and did cocaine while she was pregnant with you?

[Assistant]
Yepp
Smoke weed too but thats eh


[User] Who is "she"?

[Assistant] My old friend


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] So you found an old friend on instagram and they remembered you after Im guessing a long time right?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Its deeper than that but
Yeah


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, how has your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Mmmm
Went both eh and aiight
Yours?


[User] Pretty good... How did yours go both eh and aiight?

[Assistant]
Eh
Boring
Yelled at
Aiight cause
Took a nap


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Indeed
And good that your day was good


[User] Just curious, but why do you say "Indeed" almost everytime I say "I see..."?

[Assistant]
Idk
Im just moving it along
An agreement


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Im agreeing
When you say i see
I say indeed
Like a nod


[User] Oh, okay...

[Assistant]
Indeed
Its like my yeah


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Indeed
So
How was day sir


[User] It was okay... Why do you ask?

[Assistant]
Idk
Felt like it


[User]
I see...
Well, my day was okay... How was yours?

[Assistant]
Good, good
And my day was
Lame


[User] How so?

[Assistant]
I just sat around all day
What did you do?


[User] I had to go to the theatre and take one of my brothers to watch a movie while the other went with my mom to watch a different movie since they can never decide on anything...

[Assistant]
Sounds fun
Which movie eh?


[User] One of them watched sonic, and the other watched spies in disguise...

[Assistant]
Havenât heard of the second one
Sonic looks cool though
Now at least
Obama


[User] No obama...

[Assistant] The most ambitious crossover


[User] What is that green goo next to his foot though?

[Assistant] Bruh its the slime from hotel transylvainia


[User] So basically, he changed his colors, murdered a slime, and now he supports Obama?

[Assistant]
Hella
Plus hes harry potter
First slide somehow reminded me of your description of school you and home you


[User] That actually kinda describes it...

[Assistant]
Seee!
I was right


[User] Right about what?

[Assistant]
About how the meme correlates to you
You get very defensive there sir


[User] I dont get defensive!

[Assistant] Sounds pretty defensive


[User] Defensive about what?

[Assistant] Defensive about being defensive


[User] Anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
......... see imma have to lie and say chillin
Hbu?


[User] Wait, why do have to lie?

[Assistant] You dont wanna know the truth


[User] Now I want to know it even more

[Assistant] Nope


[User] Okay then, why dont I want to know the truth?

[Assistant]
Mm
Not a great mental image


[User]
I see... Now Im even more interested to know what the truth is...
I mean, it cant be that bad right?

[Assistant] Eh


[User] How bad was it exactly?

[Assistant] Eh


[User] So then, are you gonna tell me the truth?

[Assistant]
Mmmmm
Fine
Ye fuckin pryer eh
I cut a rose into my stomach


[User] ....like with a knife?

[Assistant] Yeaaah


[User] ... I guess one of the perks of not feeling pain is that you can draw on yourself with knives then?

[Assistant]
Ye
Like a tattoo but blood
Bad habit
I like blood
Masochist


[User] ........... Would it be wrong of me to want to see the rose you just cut into yourself?

[Assistant]
I mean
No?
Its not as deep as others (cant have any obvious drawings that wont fade cause i wear two piece bathing suits and an influx of scars and drawings is very suspicious)


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Quite literally this time


[User] .... Yes... That is true in this case....

[Assistant]
Ah well
Instead of words or lines i made it pretty


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
I usually
Just write words
Or lines
When i snap
But today when i snapped
After being angry and jealous
I decided
To be
Pretty
Cut a pretty rose
I had to re cut it cause the first one wasnt deep enough so it didnât scab with blood


[User] What made you snap?

[Assistant]
Eh
Ex
I hate her
He hates mine


[User] So the Ex made you snap then?

[Assistant]
Mm
Yeah
Pretty much
Her uncle just died though so im feeding off her pain


[User]
Wow... I see....
So your just feeding off her pain right now?

[Assistant]
Basically
Stalker account
Thinks im someone else
She confides in me
Sends me messages of her crying
I laugh


[User] Wow.... Thats... Very smart actually....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Wait... She sends you messages of her crying? Like video of her crying?

[Assistant]
Yeah sheâs crying while talking cause she cant text
Eyes too blurry
Good


[User] I guess thats good in its own way... So, you like watching her cry then?

[Assistant]
Mm
You will find
That i like watching peoples pain
But I usually feel a bit guilty afterwards
She broke him
So
This is fucking lovely
I already started breaking her
Since
The stalker account
Is âfriendsâ with me
Showed her me and him
Shes still âin loveâ with him
Shes still upset over that
And she apparently hates me
Hahahahahahahaha
Wonderful


[User] Wow... How long have you been at this for?

[Assistant]
Hm
A month maybe
Keeping me busy


[User] Wow... I can see how that would probably keep you busy... Although, you seem like you are having alot of fun doing this... When are you gonna stop it and tell her everything?

[Assistant]
Pfft-
Hm
Depends on the situation
And i do
I am having alot of fun
Im usually controlled
People can scream in my face and not get a reaction
But with her
If i ever see her
Im jumping her


[User] Wow... So your really mad at her then?

[Assistant]
She
Broke
Him
So
Yes
Im
Pissed
And
Want
To
Break
Her


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] You know, the one thing I never really understood was anger.... What's it like?

[Assistant]
Hm
Im almost always a bit angry
So
Its in stages
1: stomach burning kinda
Light headed
2: body is warm
3: body is pulsing
4: burning. Twitching. Veins popping
5 muscles hot, heart fast, everything is hot,
6: all is red. Anger. Blood
Thats why anger is associated with fire
It makes you hot
Im always mildly irritated
She brings my to a twitch hot level of bloodlust


[User] That's alot of stages just for one emotion....

[Assistant]
Im bipolar
And i study my emotions alot
Cause if i dont they can get out of control
So im very keen on the slight stages of my anger since its the most dangerous one
For normal people itâs probably not that complicated


[User] I see... Yea, The last time I ever even got a little bit angry was over 10 years ago to be honest...

[Assistant]
Hm
I envy you
Anger is too demanding
Then afterwards you are just depressed


[User] How is anger too demanding?

[Assistant]
Gets too hard to hold
Too much energy
Thats why i keep my anger for certain people


[User] What do you mean it gets too hard to hold?

[Assistant]
Its hard to hold anger
Its exhausting


[User] Its exhausting to hold anger?

[Assistant]
Yes
Well
Everything is draining to me
But anger drains me faster
And once im drained i snap into a manic episode as a defense and then im bloodthirsty and do shit like
Oh
Cut deep scars into my arm or draw roses or plot death
The worse ive done was hirt someone
Hurt*


[User]
I see...
So anger builds up overtime until you are too drained of energy to hold it in anymore?

[Assistant]
Yeah basically
It drains my defense


[User] I see... So thats why you said you envied me when I said I havent gotten angry in a long time?

[Assistant]
Yeah
I dont like being angry
Or not feeling pain
Or being bipolar
Or being depressed
Or having PTSD
And a plethora of fuck ups to my body and mind
So
Yeah
I envy you and alot of other


[User] Trust me, I am not a person you would want to envy.....

[Assistant]
Trust me as well
You have your problems
Everyone does
But I absolutely hate me and what ive done and what i am and what has happened
So yes
I envy you


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] Anywaays, lets change the subject... What would you rather talk about?

[Assistant]
Hm
So
Favorite snack? Food? Hobby? Whichever ye want to answer


[User]
Favorite snack would probably be cookies, and favorite food would have to be seafood...
What about you?

[Assistant]
Snack: hot chips
Food: noodles
Favorite animal?


[User] I dont have any favorite animal in particular... You?

[Assistant]
Hm
Wolf or tiger


[User]
I see...
Favorite drink?

[Assistant]
Hm
Sprite probably
We both know yours is sweet tea


[User]
Mhm.........
Hobbie?

[Assistant]
None
Depression took em
You?


[User] None that Id like to share at the moment....

[Assistant]
Fair
Hm
Im out of ideas eh


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Finna eat
Hbu?


[User] Im doing nothing important at the moment...

[Assistant] How exciting


[User] So, what are you planning on eating? Or have you already eaten by now?

[Assistant]
Ive eaten now
Shrimp noodles


[User] Shrimp noodles?

[Assistant] Yup


[User] I see... That sound delicious...

[Assistant]
Indeed
Was good
Too much though


[User] How much did you make?

[Assistant] A skillet full


[User] That's not that much... Do you usually get full easily?

[Assistant]
Yeaah
I eat like
Once a day


[User] Only once?

[Assistant] Ye


[User] Why? That is such a small amount of food...

[Assistant]
Idk
Im never really hungry
That and i was starved for the beginning part of my life
Now its just
Eh
I probably have an eating disorder


[User] You starved for the beginning part of your life?

[Assistant] A lot of things have happened to me sir, and most arent good


[User]
I see...
If you could go back in time and change one thing, how far back would you go and what would you change?

[Assistant]
Hm
Idk
....
I would go back to when i was seven
And
Leave
Run
Go into the woods
So
He wouldnât be mad at me
And
I would be able to feel pain mostly


[User] What happened when you were seven?

[Assistant]
Sir
I dont just go around talking about it
And
We arenât exactly secret sharers
So


[User]
I understand
So, what do you wanna talk about instead?

[Assistant] You have any pets?


[User]
None that are mine specifically... Only other family members pets... There are 3 dogs, 3 turtles, and like about 6-7 birds currently in my house...
You?

[Assistant]
Jeez
5 dogs and my fish


[User] What do you mean, Jeez?

[Assistant] Dogs turtles and birds


[User] And yet, none of them are actually mine...

[Assistant]
Odd
My dog is on my highlights


[User]
Yea, Ive seen that one... You also have a fish?
A family member of mine also once had a fish... He made the mistake of putting the fish in the same tank as the snapping turtles...

[Assistant]
Oh
Yeah
They eat fish
I have a beta fish
His names jacob


[User] Do you have a picture of him?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh yeah in my archive when i got him
One sec


[User]
Oh
So hes almost 2 years old then?

[Assistant] Ye


[User] So what else do you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmmmm
Cold or hot


[User] I would probably have to say Cold... What about you?

[Assistant]
Cold as well
Canadian


[User] Did it snow there or just get really cold?

[Assistant] I lived in quebec so yeah it snowed


[User] Lucky... Ive only ever seen it snow like 3 times here in houston...

[Assistant]
Yeah
I miss snow
Until I remember its a fucking bitch
Then i miss it less


[User] How much did it snow there?

[Assistant]
It was taller than me
So probably over 4 ft


[User] Thats alot of snow... The most it has ever snowed here was never even over a foot...

[Assistant]
I know
Maybe an inch


[User] So how has your day been?

[Assistant]
Hm
Sexually frustrating and also boring
Yours?


[User] Pretty good... How was yours frustrating?

[Assistant]
Eh
A certain bitch
Is testing me
(In that way)
And good


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, what are you doing at the moment...

[Assistant]
Talking to bitches
Chilling
Hbu?


[User] Drinking a milkshake completely filled with cinnamon and chocolate while watching netflix and doing homework...

[Assistant]
Mood
Sounds nice though


[User] Yep... I mean, I am doing other stuff too at the moment, but those are the ones Im doing the most of...

[Assistant] Multitasking


[User] Yep... So what do you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hm
Idk
While on my mind
Have you had a relationship before?


[User] No......

[Assistant]
Eh
Tis fine
Just asking
Is there a reason why?


[User] There was this person I liked, but I could never ask them out...

[Assistant]
Why not sir?
Shyv
?*


[User] Not exactly... More like, I was too scared... They always had a phobia of mine on them or near them so I could never even approach them...

[Assistant]
Jeez
What was the phobia?
Thats kinda rough though


[User] It was a dumb phobia... Id rather not say what it was, but because of that phobia, even after going to the same classes with her for years, I still couldn't approach her... I honestly still haven't gotten over that phobia...

[Assistant]
Sir ive had some pretty retarded phobias so itâs probably not dumb
And damnn
You didnt like, write her a note or something?


[User] I could never write her a note and have it get to her without anyone else seeing... For some reason, all the teachers I have ever had were always the type to be watching the class all the time and read every single note they took up to the whole class...

[Assistant]
Well thats fucking stupid
Annd
What phobia?


[User]
I really dont feel comfortable telling you what my phobia is... Not even my family knows what it is...
All you need to know is that its a dumb phobia...

[Assistant]
Alright then i sujoeee
Idk
Cant type


[User] Sujoeee?

[Assistant] I was tripping sorry


[User]
Eh
It happens...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So how has your day been?

[Assistant]
Interesting
Running on low sleep
Hardly remember some shit
Though i almost got sent to the office for hilarious reasons


[User] What were the reasons?

[Assistant]
I touched his arms
A whole misunderstanding over PDA
I donât even fucking remember what she said
...
I can really only remember lunch time
Did I eat breakfast?
Hm
No
Whoops


[User] You really cant remember things before lunch time?

[Assistant]
Nope
Worrisome
I usually can remember every detail
Hm


[User] Maybe you hit your head at one point today and didnt realize?

[Assistant]
Then it would be numb
The only thing that is numb right now is my thigh cause jeff bit it


[User] ... He bit your thigh?

[Assistant]
Yep
At lunch
I usually sit on the bench and at some point he lays down with his head in my lap
And today he turned over and
Munch


[User] I see...well, how much can you remember exactly?

[Assistant]
I can remember most of last night
Then i dont remember much, bits a pieces until lunch


[User] I see... And this doesn't usually happen to you?

[Assistant]
Noo
I normally remember almost everything vividly


[User] Maybe its just lack of sleep then?

[Assistant]
I got a decent amount of sleep
I think


[User] Well, how much did you actually get?

[Assistant]
... im unsure
I stopped texting jeff nonsense (i dont remember doing it) at 12 soo


[User]
I see... So then you probably only got like 4 hours of sleep then...
Hmm... I wonder why you cant remember things from yesterday....
Yesterday, before you stopped typing, what did you mean to say instead of "Sujoeee"?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
I donât remember typing that but i think i ment suppose


[User]
So really dont remember typing that...
Whats the last thing that you actually remember typing?

[Assistant]
The message before it
Cause i was curious
Then sometime after that i black out


[User]
So that explains why you just stopped talking after that....
I just thought you fell asleep early or something...

[Assistant]
Yeah
Although i did text jeff i didnt move from his messages though
Then i fell asleep with the tablet on apparently (he started spamming messages) and i woke an hour later to text again
And i only remember waking up for school


[User] Wow... So you lost alot of time then?

[Assistant] Yeaaaah


[User] So, what do you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hm
Not sure


[User] Well, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating takis
..
Hbu


[User] Watching netflix while drinking chocolate milk....

[Assistant] Niiicccce


[User] So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chillin
Drinking (soda)
Examining my thigh (he left a damn bite mark)


[User] He actually left a bite mark?

[Assistant]
Yep
Gonna have to scold him on not biting me (at least not hard)


[User]
I see... Hope that goes well...
So, what do you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Do you have any kinks you are aware of?
Or if thats too âpersonalâ or something
Then
Favorite colour


[User] Favorite color is blue...

[Assistant]
Mhmm
One of mine
(Like how you just avoided the other entirely, ah well, you might notice im weird so weh)


[User] I dont like talking about stuff related to the other topic...

[Assistant]
Understandable
Im hypersexual so like
I have no shame


[User] I see... So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhh
Idk
You notice the awkward âlook away no eye contact â thing we do?


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
In the hall
I wont look at you and you look down or away
I find it funny


[User]
... Oh... that...
You find it funny?

[Assistant]
Indeed
Its not like we have done much to be awkward
At least not that level of awkward
Thats the âi fucked You yesterday and dippedâ type of awkward


[User] I see... I dont avoid eye contact... I just happen to be on my phone when I walk by you...

[Assistant]
Mhm
And when you arent?


[User] I just happen to be looking at something else...

[Assistant] Mhmm


[User] ... You dont sound convinced...

[Assistant] You dont say


[User] ... Okay, fine... I might be avoiding eye contact with you...

[Assistant]
Uh huh
Whys that?


[User] So, what else do you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Slick
Avoiding that one
Annddd
I dont know


[User] So I was able to completely avoid the question then?

[Assistant] Im letting it off cause its not like ye would answer it i i asked again anyway


[User] That is true... Thanks

[Assistant]
Ye
Anyways


[User] Anyways?

[Assistant] Idk