[User]
I see...
Hm
Did you sleep at all?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Well that's good at least....
Hm
So, how's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Doin work
School 'started'


[User]
I see....
I forgot about that actually.....
Did we get any work assigned yesterday?

[Assistant] Yepp


[User]
I see....
Ima have to do that later today then..... I slept almost all day and night yesterday so I couldn't do any of it.......

[Assistant]
Uh huh
At least ye slept


[User]
Yeah.... I guess so...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] I went outside


[User]
I see....
Did you have fun?

[Assistant]
Eh
Yeah


[User]
I see...
Well that's good....
Hm
Well, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User]
It's been okay....
Although, my mom wont let me sleep at all today.... At least until midnight because I've apparently been sleeping too much lately.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Huh
At least you get to stay up?


[User]
Yeah that is true....
Hm
Do you plan on staying up late tonight?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Whatcha watching now


[User] What makes you think Im watching something right now?

[Assistant] 99% of the time you are


[User] Well, you were right..... I am watching a show right now.... It's just some show I started watching last year and never finished so I thought I would just restart on it completely and I just finished season one about an hour ago.....

[Assistant]
See
I knew it
Whats it called


[User]
Uhhh
It's called smallville......
It's 8 seasons long and each episode is about an hour long......

[Assistant]
Ah.
As normal


[User]
Yep....
Although, it's starting to get kinda boring sitting in bed all day watching hulu and netflix with nothing else to do......

[Assistant]
Well
There is school work


[User] That is true..... But I already finished most of what has already been posted........

[Assistant] Well good


[User]
Yep...
Hmm
Anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmm
Idk
How's your fam holdin up


[User] Fam?

[Assistant]
Famille
Familia
Family


[User] Oh, they're holding up just great.... They are actually planning on going out to a park later this week for like a barbecue or something like that..... But, I'll be staying home when they go......

[Assistant]
Smart move
Cause they could get a ticket


[User] Actually, apparently people are allowed to go out to parks and stuff now as long as they are wearing a certain type gloves and and there arent too many in a small area....... At least here in Houston......

[Assistant] I no care


[User]
I see....
So you think it's a smart move for me to stay home when they leave to the park?

[Assistant]
Oui
Better you not get sick


[User]
I guess that's true....
Hmm
How do you think you would react if you found out that a person you knew ended up getting sick with the virus?
Hm
Did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Ummm
Good Morning?

[Assistant] Afternoon


[User] So, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Yours


[User]
It's been okay so far....
Hm
Did you sleep well last night?

[Assistant]
Ehh
No
Did you


[User]
Ummm
Kinda......

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Iiiim finna go outside


[User]
Oh I see....
Well, have fun

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User] It's been okay....

[Assistant]
Good
Good


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating
Wbu


[User] Sitting in the dark on my phone at the moment....

[Assistant]
Actually same
I was eating a grilled cheese in the dark


[User] Oh I havent had a grilled cheese in a loong time.... You like them?

[Assistant] Yepp


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well right now, me and a few cousins are about to play monopoly with candles as our only source of light.....
Also, sorry if my responses are kinda late.... Wifi is down so I have to use my own data.....

[Assistant]
Its ok
Yall alright?


[User]
Yeah....
Storm just blacked out most of my neighborhood.....

[Assistant]
Oh
I see
Hm
Well
Go be safe


[User]
Yep....
Although, I already stubbed my toe and stepped on some broken glass.... But that's about it.....
Hm
How's the weather over there?

[Assistant] It was snowing a d hailing


[User]
I see....
Hm
Is Jimbo gonna be reborn later?

[Assistant]
Nah
It's not sticking


[User]
Ah I see....
Well that's too bad....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Uhhh i dont know


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What do you do for fun outside?

[Assistant]
Smoked weed
Ran
Climbed treez


[User]
I see...
Sounds fun....
Hm
Do you have a big backyard?

[Assistant]
Its a 60 acre farm
So yes


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Tv
Wbu


[User]
Still monopoly.....
The last game I played lasted about 7-8 hours but this one might end sooner though because everyone seems to be getting irritated more easily for some reason.....

[Assistant]
Hmm
Well
Carry on


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Whats your strategy
In Monopoly


[User] Oh.... I never have one..... I just have insanely good luck at predicting stuff like what number Im gonna roll next or what the next card I draw is gonna say..... And I just go on from there.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Damn.
Good for you bro


[User]
Yep....
I also happen to have alot of luck rolling exactly what I want and and getting the exact cards I want which is why I usually never lose at games that involve chance......

[Assistant]
Ah
Hmmm
Interesting
Huh
Well
Lucky boy


[User] Yeah.... And it doesnt just stop at games either..... It's also the only reason I've been passing my classes so far.....

[Assistant]
I seeeeeee hm
Well
Thats good
But don't rely on it tol heavily


[User] Oh I know not to do that..... The thing about is, after a certain amount of time relying on it too much, my luck plummets horribly for like a whole day......

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Good
Actually
Hm


[User] What is it?

[Assistant]
Nothing
Nothing
Its fine


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anyways, anything else you want to talk about?
Ummm......
What does coveted mean?

[Assistant]
Cough
You uh
Seduced her


[User]
Oh...... Ummmmm.......
........

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] ...... Uhhhh is he stepping inside a shredder?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
.......
Anywaaays, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahahaha


[User]
......
Haha
......


[User]
??
It looks fluffy.....

[Assistant] Exactly


[User]
......
Hm
So you plan on sleeping soon?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Music


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything interesting happen today?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yepp


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Afternoon


[User]
Oh right....
Well, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User] It's been okay so far....

[Assistant]
Good
How'd the Monopoly go


[User] Oh... I won... again.... The game ended around 2-3am....

[Assistant]
Ahhh
I see
Congratulations


[User] Anyways, did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Eh
Yeah
You?


[User]
Umm
Kinda....

[Assistant]
Good
Good


[User]
Yep...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Drawing
Wbu


[User] Chores.... What are you drawing?

[Assistant] Some abstract thingies


[User]
I see....
Hm
Can I see?

[Assistant] Its not done at all buuut yeag


[User]
Ohhh I see...
Well it looks like it's coming out pretty good so far... Why does it say error//444 above the second picture?

[Assistant] Thats the name of this drawing


[User] Oh I see... Any reason why you named it that?

[Assistant]
Mm yeah
Glitchy eyes
Reminds me of someone
Named it similar to that


[User]
I see...
That makes sense....

[Assistant] Indeed


[User] So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Aiight


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I was chillin
Wbu


[User] Trying to get a ring off my finger..... It's stuck.....

[Assistant]
Pfft
How'd that happen


[User] I found an old ring I got from when I was younger and thought I would see if it still fit..... It slipped onto my finger so easily..... But now it is very stuck and wont come off............

[Assistant]
Relax your finger
Pull slowly
And twist slightly


[User] I am..... It's stuck behind my knuckle.....

[Assistant]
Yeah
Oh and oil it
Vegetable oil
Twist
Then wiggle that shit over the knuckle and off


[User] Oh.... It came off..... The oil wasnt working and it was on too tight to even twist so I just pulled really hard with my teeth..... It pulled off some skin and now my knuckle is slightly purple, but now the ring is off at least......

[Assistant]
Pfft
Well
At least its off


[User]
Yep.....
Well, it's never going on that finger ever again.....

[Assistant] Probably a good idea


[User]
Yep...
Anyways, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Do you like grape kool aid


[User] Uhh yeah actually.... I like most kool aid flavors.....

[Assistant] Niice


[User]
...........
Did you just buy that recently?

[Assistant] Oui


[User]
I see...
Are you enjoying it?

[Assistant] Eh


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Anyways, anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
Did you ever finish your drawing?

[Assistant]
Nah
I paused it
Finished the sketch


[User] Oh, can I see the finished sketch?

[Assistant] Mmmm not right now


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Pausing a fight and goin to bed
Wbu


[User] Watching hulu while snacking on chips and drinking a milkshake..... You're going to bed right now?

[Assistant]
Ooh sounds nice
And nah imma just lay here


[User]
I see...
Hm
Is there anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Iiiidk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
If you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Hm
Actually
I don't know


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Do you think we are even gonna go back to school this year?

[Assistant] Probably not


[User]
I see....
Hm
Did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Ummm
Good Morning?

[Assistant]
Pffft
Jeff just woke up too
Hahaha


[User]
I see....
Anyways, did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Eh yeah
Did you


[User]
Umm
Kinda...

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep....
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Yours?


[User] It's been okay...

[Assistant]
Nuce
nice*


[User]
Yep....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
In bed
Wbu


[User] Also in bed.... But Im also watching hulu while drinking chocolate milk.....

[Assistant]
Nucw
nice*
Sheesh


[User] What is it?

[Assistant] What


[User] Why sheesh?

[Assistant] Oh for my spelling


[User] Ohh I see....

[Assistant] Oui


[User]
Hmm
Soo, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Anything interesting happen today?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yes
Morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Yeah
I suppose
Did you?


[User]
Ummm
Actually no.....
I didnt sleep at all last night....

[Assistant]
Ah
Whys that


[User] I just had alot on my mind and forgot to sleep......

[Assistant] Riiiiggt


[User] Anyywaaays, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Got cereals


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Eating cereals


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Have you seen peppa pig


[User]
Uhhh
Actually no....
I've only ever seen pictures of it from things people have shown me but not the actual show.... Or is it a movie? I dont remember.....

[Assistant] Show thingy


[User]
I see...
Have you seen it?

[Assistant]
Eh
A lil


[User]
I see...
Did you like it?
Well..... Im npt feeling that well right now so I thino im just gonna go to speep now until i feel bettwr.....
Good night

[Assistant]
Ok
Good night


[User]
Uhhh
Good Morning?

[Assistant] Evening


[User]
Okay, Good Evening then...
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiiight
Yours?


[User] Well, I've been sleeping all day... But there were I think 3 times when my sleep was disturbed which involved people trying to wake me up..... I got tackled by one of my older cousins, when that didn't work they called my biggest dog to jump on top of me and he stepped all over me including my face, and when that didnt work my mom eventually woke me up for pizza a little later only so I can eat a couple slices and go back to sleep..... But now I think Im feeling better enough to stay up the rest of the day.....

[Assistant]
Ah
I see
Huh
You really are a heavy sleeper


[User] Yeah...... It's even worse when I fall asleep at school because I completely knock out and end up waking up to a teacher either physically shaking me awake, a teacher yelling at me, or a teacher banging the table right next to me...... All of which I don't like at all......

[Assistant]
Yeaaaaaaaah
I seee


[User] Anywaays, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] In the kitchen


[User]
I see...
Are you making food?

[Assistant]
Nope
Just standib


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Nah


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you think it's a good idea to have a water balloon fight with a large group of people during this whole quarantine thing?

[Assistant] Actually yeah if you lived with them


[User]
I see....
And what if the majority of them are just visiting?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Still
Wouldn't matter


[User]
I see...
Hm
Did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well, Good Night then

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Wbu


[User] Also nope....

[Assistant]
Well yay
We had a terrible night together


[User] Well, that's one way to look at it.....

[Assistant] Sooooo


[User] Sooooo???

[Assistant] This bitch is trying to die


[User]
Uhhh
Who and why?

[Assistant] A sophomore and cause she likes jeff and is doing some awfully suspicious things


[User] What kind of awfully suspicious things is she doing?

[Assistant]
Sone things from while we were at school
And randomly texting him 'i love you'


[User] What do you mean randomly texting him that phrase? Like just at random times or like just once out of nowhere?

[Assistant] Once outta nowhere


[User]
I see...
Do you plan to do anything about it?

[Assistant]
Other than killing her idk
Shes pretty
Hmph


[User]
I see...
Hmmm.....
Are you really sure killing her is the only thing you could do though? I mean, Im pretty sure there are other things you could do instead to get the same result.... Right?

[Assistant]
Hm
I don't quite know


[User]
I see...
Hmm
So, as of right now what do you plan to do then?

[Assistant] See what happens


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hmm
Sooo, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Well, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Ehh
Aiiight


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Workies
Wbu


[User] Hulu and sweet tea.....

[Assistant]
nice
Dont forget to do your wirk
Work


[User] What work? I havent seen any new assignments on schoolology in a few day now....

[Assistant] Just saying


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Oui


[User]
Hmm
So, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Blue fire


[User] Wow, I havent seen blue fire in a long time.... Are you burning something?

[Assistant] I was last night


[User]
I see....
Sounds fun....
Was there any reason why?

[Assistant]
Ya
We burn the trash
Rural
Hm


[User]
I see....
We also burn our trash sometimes....
If I remember correctly I think we somehow made a little bit of green fire last time we burned the trash after putting certain items into it.....

[Assistant] Fun


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
You said that after this school year was over you were gonna be moving right?

[Assistant] Most likely


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Well, that sucks....

[Assistant] Yeaaag


[User]
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I was smoking
Wbu


[User] I finally found a book in my room I havent read yet..... I had forgotten about it for a little while..... So Im reading it now....

[Assistant] Oh nice


[User]
Yep....
I also finally found a part of the house that has no people at all where I can be alone......

[Assistant]
Ooh
Good
Thats goof
Good*


[User]
Yep...
The only down side is that the neighbors can see me there and end up giving me weird looks when they see me there....

[Assistant]
Oh
Uh
How


[User]
Well.... Ummm
You see.... Uhhh
I'd rather not say.....

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Ooook


[User]
So Anyywaaays, anything you wanna talk about?
??
Who's that?

[Assistant]
Idk
But she's pretty


[User]
I see....
Do you just have pictures of random people on your phone?

[Assistant]
Yep
This is the only picture of me on my phone
The rest are random people


[User] How many pictures of random people do you have on your phone in total?

[Assistant] Like 20


[User]
I see....
May I ask why?

[Assistant]
IdkKilo: I see...
Hm
Do you have pictures of anyone from victory among those 20?
Uhhh on ny ipad yeah


[User]
I see....
Hmm
How many pictures of people from victory do you have on your ipad?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Hm
13


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you have alot of pictures on your ipad?

[Assistant]
Ehh
About 100


[User]
Wow, that's quite a bit....
Do you use your ipad more often than your phone?

[Assistant]
Yeah
But the ipad is in texas is why


[User]
I see...
So you forgot to bring it with you to Michigan?

[Assistant] No i was grounded


[User]
Oh right, I forgot you had been grounded....
Hm
So if you hadn't been grounded, would you have brought it with you?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Mhm


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Anything interesting happen today?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
Hm
How do you think you would react if you found out a person you knew ended up getting the virus during this break?

[Assistant] Be a lil shocked


[User] Why shocked?

[Assistant] Cause how tf they get it


[User] I mean, isnt it supposed to be kinda contagious though?

[Assistant]
Yep
So why tf were they outside


[User]
I see....
Well, I think Im gonna take a small nap now....kinda tired and cant really think straight right now..... Also sorry for rhe late response.... Kinda spaced out fir a little bit..... Good Night

[Assistant]
Mk
Nught
Night*


[User]
Ummm
Good Morning?

[Assistant] Afternoon


[User] So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Aiiiight


[User]
I see...
Well that's good....
Hm
Did you sleep well last night?

[Assistant] Ehh yeah


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Nun
Wbu


[User] Just making some popcorn for breakfast and possibly a sandwich or two to go with it......

[Assistant] Ooh nice


[User]
Yep...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhh
Iiii don't know


[User]
I see....
Hm
How's the weather over there right now?

[Assistant]
Cokd
Cold


[User]
I see...
Hm
Is there anything you have always wanted to try but haven't had the chance to yet?

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Lsd


[User] Lsd? What's that?

[Assistant] A drug


[User]
I see...
What does it do?

[Assistant]
Trippt
Trippy


[User] Trippy?

[Assistant] Yeag


[User]
I see...
Hm
Is there anything else you have always wanted to try?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
If you could meet one fictional character in real life and have them do your bidding for 24 hours before they disappeared, who would it be?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Hmmmmmn
I dont quite know


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What do you think about poems?

[Assistant] They are nice


[User]
I see...
Hm
You know that book I told you I found? Well it turns out, it's a book full of poems.... Apparently the author was very heart broken when they wrote it so all the peoms are very depressing and not many copies were even sold......

[Assistant]
Ahhh
Poor guy


[User] Yeah... I dont remember exactly how many peoms are in that book but I do know there is definitely way more than 20....

[Assistant] Ooh fun


[User]
Yep...
Hmm
Soo, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Iiiidk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What is one thing you wish you could be doing right now?

[Assistant]
Fuckin
Anywho


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Anything interesting happen today so far?

[Assistant] Nahhhh


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Nuuun
Wbu


[User] Just some hulu.....

[Assistant] Niiice


[User]
Yep...
Hmm
Do you know when you'll be going back home from Michigan?

[Assistant] Nopeee


[User]
I see....
Hm
What would you say is possibly one good thing to come out of this break for you?

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Really nothing


[User] You sure? So, nothing good has happened at all because of this break for you?

[Assistant]
Yeaaah no
I don't know


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Hmm
What do you prefer more, dreams or real life?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
I like dreams


[User]
I see...
So, if you had the choice, would you choose to be asleep dreaming the rest of your life?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmmmm
Nah


[User] Why not?

[Assistant]
Dreams get olf
Old*


[User]
Hmm
How do dream get old when they are constantly changing though? I mean, dont you have multiple dreams when you sleep or is that just me?

[Assistant] I do, but being stuck in them. Nah.


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
When you sleep, are you able to pick what dreams you have sometimes? Like continue where you left off on a dream you remember having days ago?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you have any favorite dreams that you like to experience multiple times?

[Assistant] Yepppp


[User]
I see....
What are they mainly about?
Or is that personal?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Theres a variety


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Ouii


[User]
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Eating
Hbu


[User] Just watching some hulu......

[Assistant]
Niiice
Still


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Well, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiight
Yours


[User]
Uhhh...
It's been okay....

[Assistant] Good


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Yeah


[User]
I see...
Well that's good....
Hm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiight
Its snowing


[User]
I see...
Sounds fun...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hm
So, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chillin
Wbu


[User]
I see....
Im just sitting on the roof of my house reading a book......

[Assistant]
..........
See thaaaats why your neighbors think ye are weird
Sounds cool as fuck though


[User]
......
I mean, the weather's nice and sunny right now so it's pretty good, but I also almost fell off like three times already.....

[Assistant]
Pffft
Be careful bud


[User]
I am......
So anyways, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk
Hm
What type of music do you like


[User]
Uhhhhh
I dont know.......
I like a lot of different types of music......

[Assistant]
Hmm
Cool
Cool


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, how long do you think jimbo 2.0 is gonna last?

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Its still snowing
So at least for today


[User]
I see....
Well that good....
Hm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Ifk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Well I just realized that Im actually the only one in my entire neighborhood standing on a roof right now..... I just thought I would looks at all the other houses from here I see nobody even outside today at all.....

[Assistant]
I mean
You probably look either suicidal or edgy


[User] Why would I look suicidal or edgy?

[Assistant] You reading on a damn roof


[User] Okay, you may have a point there....

[Assistant] Seeeeee


[User] Well, I took a small break from the roof to get myself some breakfast and I walked in on my grandma making coffee so she let me have a full cup of it without my mom's knowledge so I finished that before my mom could see and now Im back on the roof just walking around exploring the neighborhood from here.....

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Sounds fun actually


[User] Yeah, it is.... The only down side is that the roof is right under the sun right now and Im bare foot so unless Im stepping in shade from the trees, Im constantly burning my feet.....

[Assistant]
Pfffft
Damn
Ouch


[User]
But, it's totally worth it.... Nobody else in this house is able to even get up here because of how short they are so I can be completely alone and even listen to my music without my headphones for once and do other stuff I normally cant do inside the house without being bothered.......
Especially since Im very forgettable so it'll be hours before anyone even notices im not inside the house....

[Assistant]
Uh
Ouch
But fun
I suppose


[User] Why ouch?

[Assistant]
'im forgettable'
You are like, the first person i text in the morning bruh
Aint forgettable here at least


[User]
I see...
Well that's nice to know....
But, people always end up forgetting about me eventually.....

[Assistant]
Uhh
How bout
No


[User] No what?

[Assistant] Im not gonna


[User]
I see...
Hm
So anyways, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Ifk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
I was cleaning
Wbu


[User]
I see...
Well I've just been on the roof the whole day so far....

[Assistant]
nice
nice
Sounds peaceful


[User] It is.... Although, I think ima probably go inside soon.... All the remaining shade up here is starting to go away.....

[Assistant]
Yeah
Go take a brake inside
N go out at dusk
Its pretty


[User] Okay, Ill be sure to check it out later then.... But first I have to do something out here before I go back in......

[Assistant]
Oooook
Like what


[User]
Ummm
Just hiding something up here because I know that no one will ever even look for it up here.....

[Assistant]
Actually
Smart
Hmmn
My room here has a big window with a perch
A good idea


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Aight
Yours?


[User] It's actually been pretty good so far.....

[Assistant] Oh goodd


[User]
Yep....
Hmm
So, is there anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Oh sorry
I didn't realize you texted back
Good morning


[User]
Its alright,
Good Morning
Uhhh
Did something happen yesterday?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see.....
Hm
So anyways, how's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhhh
Yours?


[User] Its been okay so far.....

[Assistant]
Good
Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Yeah


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...

[Assistant] Wbu


[User]
Uhhh
Kinda....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep...
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Nun
Wbu


[User] Just drinking a drink while sitting on the roof watching the sun go down......

[Assistant]
Wow
Pretty


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhgg
Aight
I suppose


[User]
I see...
Well that's good

[Assistant] Ye


[User]
Hm
Well, My new favorite spot of the house was almost found out today.....

[Assistant]
Oof
How


[User] Some family members came out of the house to burn some stuff and as I was backing away from the edge I tripped and made a loud noise on the roof.... Luckly I was able to get out of their sight before they turned around.....

[Assistant]
Are you fuckin serious
How do you trip on a damn roof


[User] I stepped on a rock that happened to be up here.....

[Assistant]
Uh huh
Right


[User] You dont sound too convinced.....

[Assistant]
I am
Just
Puzzled


[User] About what?

[Assistant]
Nothing nothing
Anywho


[User] Anywho?

[Assistant] Whatcha doin


[User] Sitting on the roof listening to music.......

[Assistant]
Niiiiice
Be careful
-_-


[User]
Yeah, I know.....
Since nobody even knows Im out here right now, or even that Im out of the house, all the doors have been closed and locked already so Im locked out right now........

[Assistant]
..................
Uhhhhh
Can you get in though a window
Or are you stuck


[User] Ha.... No.... All the windows are either reinforced or have bars...... So Im kinda stuck until the dogs have to go out again.....

[Assistant]
.................
Uhhhhhhh
Aren't ya glad its not cold....


[User]
........ About that......
It kinda is.... It's night time and very windy.....

[Assistant]
Well shit
2 stories?


[User] About what?

[Assistant] No is the house 2 stories


[User]
Uhhh
No, only one.....

[Assistant] Is there a way to get down?


[User]
Kinda.....
But even if I get down I still cant get in.....

[Assistant]
Well
You could know
Knock*


[User]
If I do that they'll ask why I was out here since I never really came out that often.... And the only thing they'll believe from me is that I was out here doing something that I used to do a while ago....
And what I used to do a while ago happens to make them mad.....

[Assistant] What was it?


[User] Well, awhile ago, everyday I would get home from school I would always get home before anybody else did so I would always go into the back yard and start swinging a very large sledge hammer around smashing and destroying the trees, rocks, and potted plants for hours until somebody got home...............

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhh
What a great hobby
....


[User]
I dont do that anymore.........
After a few months/years I was eventually cought and decided it was best if I stopped.........

[Assistant]
Ah
You don't say


[User]
Yeah........
Anywaays, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] A try not to laugh video


[User] Have you laughed yet?

[Assistant] Yepp


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?
I see...
I think I might've actually seen that one before.....

[Assistant] Hahahaha


[User] It's too bad those video's never make me laugh.......

[Assistant] Ehhhhg


[User] I usually only laugh at things I see in person...... The closest I ever get to laughing to a video is a slight smile.....

[Assistant]
Wow
Damn


[User]
Yeah........
Although, I do tend to laugh very easily at certain things in person so that kinda makes up for it........

[Assistant] Ok good good


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
You know, I just realized......
Since it seems like we wont be going back to school at all this year, we probably arent gonna be able to have a conversation in person either..........

[Assistant]
Hn
chat vidÃ©o


[User] You mean video chat?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Sorry
French keyboard


[User]
I see....
I had forgotten about that...
I guess that is an option...

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hmm
When do you think you would be able to?

[Assistant]
Uhhh. Like. Anytime. When im awake and can
(side note, when greeting someone i dont like but being nice, do i say hey, hello, hi, ey, oi, or something else(


[User] Uhhh I think any of those would work but I would probably say hey or hello....

[Assistant] Ill say hello


[User]
I see...
Are you greeting someone you dont like right now?

[Assistant] Yeo


[User]
I see...
Well, good luck then....

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Well, I was finally able to sneak back inside.... Someone left the house and forgot to lock the door behind them......

[Assistant]
nice
nice
Good
I was worried


[User] Worried about what?

[Assistant]
You
Being stuck outside


[User]
Oh.....
Sorry for making you worry....
I mean, my family would've probably noticed I was gone eventually anyway because Im the only one in my room that does the dishes so they would've probably remembered by breakfast or lunch time tomorrow.......

[Assistant]
Yeah
No
I don't like that


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Hm
So
Ok
Um
No
Yeah
Yep
Uh huh
I have like
3 friends
And ye are one of em
So
Nope
Rememberable


[User]
Oh, I see....
Well, that's good to hear....
Sorry for making you worry.....

[Assistant]
Don't be sorry.
Anywho


[User] Sooo, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] X factor worst auditions


[User]
I see...
Sounds interesting....

[Assistant]
Yep
Now I'm on the couch tho (bed)
Wbu


[User] Just made myself the last cup of ramen we had left in the house for my breakfast......

[Assistant]
Fuck yeah
Ramen is awesome


[User] Yep.... This is the last cup though even though we bought a pack of 16 like two days ago...... I had to hide it just so it could last this long.....

[Assistant]
Thats  a mood
But yeeeez
Ramen


[User]
Yeah.....
Hm
How many lemons do you think is alot to put in ramen?

[Assistant]
Uh
Over 1 whole lemon is too much


[User]
Oh.....
Uhh
How big of a lemon are you talking about when you say over 1?

[Assistant] Uhh. Medium


[User]
I see....
Sooo,
Three whole ones is too much then?

[Assistant]
........
What are you eating, lemon soup?


[User] Not exactly..... I just like my soup with a little extra flavor......

[Assistant]
........
I cant talk, i put chili powder and hella hot sauce in my spicy noodles


[User]
I see...
Honestly, if spicy stuff didnt mess with the daily pill I take, I would eat it way more often......

[Assistant] Ohh rite i forgot bout that. Yeah i love spicy anything


[User]
I see....
Yeah....... The closest I can get to anything spicy without affecting my pill is sour stuff.....

[Assistant]
Ahhh
I see now


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, how's your day been?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yeps
Good morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you


[User] Also no....

[Assistant]
Yay
Terrible together
I suppose at least


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiiight
Yours?


[User] It's been okay....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Idk
Procrastinating
Wbu


[User] Just sitting on the roof looking for something at the moment......... Why are you procrastinating?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Cause
Idk
I cant focus on anything


[User]
I see....
Hm
Did you sleep at all last night?

[Assistant]
Uhh yeah
I was just
Layin there


[User]
I see....
Well that's good....
Hm
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Ya see
Ill brb
I gotta pee


[User] I see...

[Assistant]
Ok
Bacc


[User]
I see...
So, anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmnnm
Are you in art


[User] You're asking if I have Sanders class at victory?

[Assistant] Yep


[User] Yes I am in art, but dont all the freshman at victory have her?

[Assistant]
Nope
What did you do for your project


[User]
Uhhhh
What project?

[Assistant]
.........
There is a museum project
Due today
...


[User]
Ohhhh that project......
I didnt do it.......

[Assistant]
......
You probably should


[User]
I mean, Im already passing her class so I dont see the point in doing any of her work....
They said that the work we do cant harm our grade, only benefit it so I just thought that I wouldnt do any unnecessary work......... I only have low grades for 2-3 classes so Im only doing their work at the moment........

[Assistant]
....
Boi
They will call home
Do something


[User]
I have done some work.... For some classes at least......
But, I guess Ill start doing some of the work for my other classes later today......

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Have you done Gatson's assignments yet?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
....
No


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you have Gatson's college class or normal class?

[Assistant] College


[User]
I see....
So, have you seen what she said would happen if you dont turn in certain assignments on time?

[Assistant]
Uh
Yea


[User]
Yeah......
So anyways,
It's your dog's birthday today?

[Assistant]
Yep
Shes 7


[User]
I see...
Do you plan on doing anything special for her today?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Gonna do the log


[User] The log for Gatson's class?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
The first one is due tomorrow right?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
Well, I think Ima start my log tomorrow then...... Or later today.... Depends on when I wake up because I think Ima probably fall asleep soon............ Actually I think Ima sleep now....... Good Night......also, happy birthday to your dog

[Assistant] Thanks, n niight


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Did you


[User]
Uhh
Kinda.....

[Assistant]
Good
Good


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Ehh
I just woke up
Going back to sleep


[User]
I see...
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant] Annnnnd im back again


[User] Good Morning... Again

[Assistant] Yep


[User] So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant] Ehhhh


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Nothing
Wbu


[User] Just watching some hulu.....

[Assistant] nice


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmmmmm
Y'know those kool aid singles


[User] Kool aid singles?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Umm
What's a kool aid single?

[Assistant]
...
The ones you put in water bottles


[User] Ohhh those!  Yeah, I know what those are....

[Assistant] They are good


[User] Yeah, they are... Do you have a favorite flavor?

[Assistant] Black cherry pomegranate


[User]
I see...
Hm
I dont think I've ever tried that one.... Is it good?

[Assistant] Yepppppp


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Ye


[User]
Hm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Have you done the logs for gatson's class yet?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see...
Hm
They're due today aren't they?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hm
Do you plan on doing them?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Yours?


[User] It's been okay.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Chapter 6 quiz


[User]
I see...
Hm
That's also due today right?

[Assistant]
Yepp
Have you done the logs?


[User]
Uhhh
Yeah..... I turned them in earlier today.....
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Good morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nopeee
Did you


[User]
Uhhh
Kinda.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep...
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User] It's been okay....

[Assistant]
Gud
Gud


[User]
Yep....
Sorry for the late response....
I knocked out.....
Are you still up?
I guess not.....
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Good morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant] Ehh yeag


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant] It was good


[User]
I see...
Well that's good...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Bed


[User]
I see...
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant] Ye


[User]
I see...
Well, I think Im probably gonna go to sleep now so
Good Night

[Assistant] Mornin


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Did you


[User] Not really......

[Assistant]
Welp
Night sucked for both of us then


[User]
Yeah, I guess it did.......
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Mmmm not bad
Yours?


[User] Ummm.... It could be better.......

[Assistant] How so?


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] Why could it be better


[User]
Well, it would definitely be better if I didnt overthink about certain topics...............
Anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Uhh coffee and finna catch up on work


[User]
I see...
What work do you plan on catching up on?

[Assistant]
Uhh
All of it


[User]
I see...
Hm
How much work have you missed already?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see......
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Wanna hear a song


[User] Sure

[Assistant] Go listen to this one


[User] Well, that song is now on my playlist.....

[Assistant] Oh yay


[User] Yeah..... It happens to fall under the category of music that I like......

[Assistant]
Fuck yeah
The weeknd is obviously my favorite artist so yr
Ye*


[User]
I see...
Hm
Why did you decide to send that song out of all the weekends other songs?

[Assistant]
Cause i was listening to it
Here take this one
Imma infect you
With the weeknd
>:)


[User]
.......
Ummm
What do you mean you're gonna infect me with the weekend?

[Assistant]
Imma give you songs from the weeknd
So hopefully
You start to like and listen to him


[User] I see....

[Assistant]
Yeo
Yep


[User] I mean, I already like some of his songs...... I just dont know if I would listen to them on a daily basis......

[Assistant] Tis ok


[User]
Hm
So, is there anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh ifk
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
If you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Weed


[User]
Oh! You're playing monopoly right now?
Also, sorry for the late response..... I fell asleep.......

[Assistant]
Yep
Its aight


[User]
Hmm
Is that a different monopoly than the normal one?

[Assistant]
Yep
Millenium Monopoly


[User]
I see....
Hm
Did you win?

[Assistant]
Yepp
I got all the railroads
And most of the map


[User]
I see....
How long to does it usually take for you to finish a game?

[Assistant] Took like 2 hoirs


[User]
I see....
Hm
Did you have fun?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhhh
Yeah
You know that game where you shoot eachother with the different weapons?
Like the grenade launcher n everything
People played it in like 5th grade
I cant remember the name...


[User]
Uhhh
Hmmm
Bowmasters?

[Assistant] Yeah that!


[User]
Yeah, I know that game....
I used to play it very often.....

[Assistant]
I used to play it with this dude on my bus
He let me play on his phone
And on Fridays id give him the granola bars from the food bags i got (i got free food cause i was broke and homeless a few times)


[User]
I see....
I also used to have this one friend I would play it with on the bus.....
We would always play different games against each other on the bus and that happened to be one of them......

[Assistant]
Well see
Bus games are just a tradition i suppose


[User]
I see...
Yeah, I eventually ended up deleting it though because I hacked it and it became too easy.....

[Assistant]
......
How'd ya do that eh


[User] I had a lot of free time to learn a few things like hacking games at the time...... And that happened to be one of the games I hacked......

[Assistant]
Hmm
I wish i wasn't so depressed (sheesh that sounds stupid)
I cant get my meds and i wanna do things with the free time i have
But i cant even bring myself to finish my school work


[User] Why cant you get your meds?

[Assistant] The Trial was extended due to quarentine


[User]
I see...
Well that sucks....
Hmm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Ehhhhh


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?
Oh, you're playing mario kart?

[Assistant] Yeoo


[User]
I see...
Sounds fun...

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Im ignoring them playing
Headphones on


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hmm
Are your dogs scared of storms?

[Assistant]
Nope
A kid here is tho


[User]
I see...
Well, my biggest dog that is scared of water also happens to be scared of storms for some reason.......

[Assistant]
Sheesh
Probably got left in s flood


[User]
I dont think that's it.... He's always been scared of them ever since we got him....
Every time it storms outside he starts visibly shaking and tries to lay near or on us and if he doesnt see anyone in the room he starts crying very loudly until someone goes inside........

[Assistant]
Hnnnn
Yeah maybe


[User]
Hmm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
I wanted to
But i cant


[User] Why cant you?

[Assistant]
Idk
I gotta pee
This couch is too small
My jeans are uncomfortable but i wont sleep pantless
My hair keeps getting tangled
These pillows are ass
Annnnd the dogs and maryann are snoring


[User]
I see...
Hm
Those are a lot of very valid reasons not to sleep....
Hmm
Do they snore loudly?

[Assistant]
Yes
They do
Idk if you can hear it but i just stuck my phone up and recorded


[User]
Oh, I actually can hear it....
Are you in the same room as them?

[Assistant]
Yepp
We are sharing a room rn
Two dogs and her on the bed
Im on a love seat
(2 cushion couch)


[User]
Oh I see....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Uhhh
Sooooo
.....


[User]
Hmm
You know how I got locked out a few days ago and I stayed up on the roof?

[Assistant] Yeah?


[User] Well, apparently there were ants or something up there because when I came inside I was able to see that my feet and hands were covered in ant bites...... At least I think they were ant bites...... I dont really know what they are from because I dont remember any bugs being up there the whole time I was there........

[Assistant]
Well fuck
Are they itchy?
Are you alergic to anything outside?


[User] They dont itch at all..... Which is why I think they are ant bites.......  And, as far as I know, I am not allergic to anything outside.......

[Assistant]
Hmmm
If they pus up ye will know
Uhh
If you have peroxide
Put that on it
Or alcohol but ive been told that burns so its on you


[User]
I mean, the bites have been here since that day and there's been no pain or itchyness and they have gotten a little less noticeable so I think Im good..........
Also, Im not allowed to have any peroxide or alcohol in my possession..........

[Assistant]
..........
You are one questionable man-boy
Ah well
Tis fine i suppose
As long as they arent infected


[User] What do you mean "questionable man-boy"?

[Assistant]
Well you have an assortment of hidden oddities
And man-boy is another way of saying teenager


[User]
I see....
Ummm
What do you mean when you say I have an assortment of hidden oddities?

[Assistant]
....
Sheesh
Sigh
Gotta explain
You have alit of things about you that are kinda odd or secret so they seem odd


[User]
I see......
Hm
What about me is odd?

[Assistant]
.....
Ye live in a classroom like room with hella people
Ye chill onna roof
Ya dont talk to me in person
Ya gotta medicine to help with some stuff and ya cant eat spicy cause of it
You used to destory shit outside for fun
Etc
Etc
Yada yada
Mind you, all this makes me want to be your friend more
I just find it interesting


[User]
I see......
How is not talking to you in person odd?

[Assistant]
How many people you know
Are gonna straight up ignore and walk away
From an acquaintance saying hi to them


[User] Oh....... When you put it that way, I guess it does seem kinda odd.......

[Assistant]
Seeeeeee
Its ok tho
I had jeff to distract me from the ouch of being straight up ignored :')
..
..
...
Anywho
I really need to pee
But
Idk if i can sneak past maryann to go to the door to go to the bathroom


[User]
I see....
Why do you have to sneak past her to get to the bathroom?

[Assistant] Cauuuse shes sleeping next to the door


[User]
I see....
Does she wake up easily?

[Assistant]
Apparently not
I couldn't hold it anymore so i went
Tripped
But didn't wake her


[User]
I see...
So you were able to get past her then?

[Assistant]
Yep
Back in warm uncomfortable couch


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I just realized...... All the liquor and beer bottles in this room are actually still somewhat full.......

[Assistant]
...........
As a responsible bro, i advise you to ignore them and go to bed
As a researcher, i wanna know how you are like drunk
As a homie, cheers


[User] Well, I dont think Im gonna try them any time soon..... They've been here for 10+ years.... The only reason they havent been finished yet is because my mom made everyone believe they were empty all these years so that no one would even bother to open them.......

[Assistant]
With liquor, it would still be good, and may taste better with age
With beer, fuck that throw it away


[User] Well, I cant tell which is which so I think Im just gonna leave them all where they are and not take the risk.......

[Assistant] Smart choice i suppose


[User] Yeah.... Sorry, but I dont think you are ever gonna see what I'm like drunk......

[Assistant]
Not with that attitude
Just you wait


[User] What do you mean? Wait until what?

[Assistant]
Imma mcfuckin wait like
5 years
And bring you to a party


[User] That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen......

[Assistant]
Hahahahahahahahaha
Thats the point
I get stoned and try to murder fuck someone
You find some shit to destroy
D
E
S
T
R
U
C
T
I
O
N
Then go home for snaccs and naps


[User] What makes you think I would look for some stuff to destroy?

[Assistant]
I peg you as a chaotic drunk, though I'm not sure
I am an honest drunk. And quite laggy. Which is why i prefer weed over alcohol


[User] Laggy?

[Assistant]
Yeah
Idk
Delayed
I don't know how to describe it
But i dont like it


[User]
I see....
How are the effects of weed different than alcohol?

[Assistant] Mm they are alot different trust me


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yeaah


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Have you ever stuck a metal fork into an outlet?

[Assistant] Uhhh... No


[User]
Oh, I see....
So you've never done that? Not even once?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see.........
Hmmm
Well, I might've used to do that alot when I was younger purely for fun..........
It always scared my mom every time I did it though for some reason so eventually she made me stop.........

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Well no shit
Oi so you know how i used to be afraid of the sky oui?


[User] Yeah

[Assistant]
Is it weird that i am now obsessed with it for the same reason i was scared of it
Like this picture makes me facanated
But it also scares the shit outta me
So i keep looking at it
And making myself some type of emotion
Idk its weird


[User]
Ummm
I dont think its really that weird to be obsessed with something you were once scared of......
What kind of emotion is it making you feel?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Both
Fear. Appreciation? Angst. Anxiety. Wonder.
I am both calm and wacked


[User] I see....

[Assistant]
Yeahh
Odd soup


[User] oh, by the way, my responses might be a little late now.... my mom has it set so that I get locked out of all my devices at 2:30 am until 6am so I cant use my phone until then.... the only reason I'm able to message you now is because I kinda hacked my way around that on my laptop...â¦ so I am still able to use it but, I don't get notifications from Instagram immediately on here.....

[Assistant]
Ohhh
Uh
Go to bed maybe?


[User] I don't really feel like sleeping tonight so I don't think Im gonna be going to bed any time soon...â¦.

[Assistant]
Pfy
Its almost 4


[User] pfy?

[Assistant]
Pft
*
I may try to sleep


[User] I see.... so, you plan on going to sleep soon then?

[Assistant] Yeah i think ill at least try to


[User] I see......... hmm, so, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Nah
I got nothing
Take this picture of flowers that made me happy
Annnnd
Imma go sleep


[User] okay, well Good Night then

[Assistant] Ye ye


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Morning


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh somewhat
You?


[User] I didnt sleep......

[Assistant] Reasonable


[User] So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant] I haven't gotten out of bed


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you have any favorite or lucky numbers?

[Assistant]
4-6-7...
Oh and 000267


[User]
I see...
Is there any reason why those are your favorite/lucky numbers?

[Assistant]
4 is my moms favorite number
6 is a cosmic number
7 is stereotypical lucky number
And 000267 is my first id number


[User]
I see...
Hm
When you say that 000267 is your first id number, you mean your first school id number?

[Assistant] Yepppp


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Also, what do you mean 6 is a cosmic number?

[Assistant] Witchy thing


[User] Ohh I see....

[Assistant] Yepppp


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] What if i was very aesthetic


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
I cant
Explain it


[User]
I see.........
Hmm
Umm
Anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Green eggs and ham
All i said was i used to think they were magical


[User] So green eggs and ham was what was playing in the background?

[Assistant] Yepp


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Have you ever actually had green eggs and ham?
Oh, you're eating it right now?

[Assistant]
Yep
Has jalapeÃ±os in it as well cauuuuse i cant eat anything non spicy


[User]
I see...
Do you like it?

[Assistant] Ehhh the hams too sweet and i didnt want to eat but its good


[User]
I see......
It definitely looks tasty in that picture....

[Assistant] Pretty gpod pretty good


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiight i suppose
Yours?


[User]
Umm
Kinda weird, but otherwise pretty okay......

[Assistant] How weird?


[User] Just kinda weird...... Like, random things from the past just keep popping up all morning reminding me of certain memories.......

[Assistant]
Ah
Huh
Odd


[User]
Yep....
But other than that, my morning has been pretty okay so far.......

[Assistant] Oh good


[User]
Yep...
Hmm
So anyways, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Hm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
If you had to describe your spring break so far in one word, what would it be?

[Assistant] Disaster


[User]
I see...
Hmm
If you could change one thing about this spring break, what would it be?

[Assistant] The covid situation


[User]
I see...
Hm
If you could have 3 wishes granted right now, what would they be?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Ifk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Well, I think Im probably about to take a hopefully short nap...... Even after a few cokes and some pure sugar in my system right now, Im still a little tired for some reason and I keep spacing out so I think I'm just gonna take a small nap real quick......... Hopefully I dont wake up too late..... Good Night

[Assistant]
Ahhh ok
Gnight homie


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehh yeah
You?


[User] Yeah.... A little too well.....

[Assistant]
I mean
Sleeps good


[User] Yeah, I guess that's true.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiight
Not out of bed yet


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
I got coffee


[User]
I see....
That looks tasty....

[Assistant]
niceee
Twas gud


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Pretending to do work
Wbu


[User]
I just came back inside from being on the roof........
I kinda actually fell off this time......
But, I landed on my ankle so no one is gonna notice since Im usually covered from the legs down when Im in bed.......

[Assistant]
...................
You fell of the roof, on your ankle, and you are only concerned about people noticing?


[User] Well, I mean, it doesn't really hurt that much..........

[Assistant] That much


[User] Well it still hurts...... but only as much as it normally would if a person fell on their ankle........ Kinda like how it feels when I pull a muscle or get a small bruise....... It'll probably heal in a few days........

[Assistant]
Ah
Well
Ok


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
How was your day yesterday?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Aiight
Yours?


[User]
I slept all day so nothing happened......
But, in the time I was awake it was okay......

[Assistant]
Good
Sorry


[User] Sorry for what?

[Assistant] Late reply


[User]
Oh that?
No need to be sorry, it's okay.....
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant] Its been aight


[User]
I see...
Well that's good....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did.....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yep
Did you


[User]
Nope.....
I kinda forgot to sleep......

[Assistant]
Ah
'forgot'


[User]
.......
Anyways, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant] Aiiiiiight


[User]
I see....
Well that's good....
Hm
Anything you wanna talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Well, I got kinda sick.......
I actually just woke up from a small nap I took to see if it would go away after a little rest.......

[Assistant]
Oh wow
You ok


[User] Well, Im still a little sick but I am feeling a little better than I did earlier........

[Assistant] Oh good


[User]
Yep.....
I just hope I can actually eat now.....

[Assistant] Hopefully


[User] So anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Not bad


[User]
Good to hear.....
Hm
anything you want to talk about?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did.....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Mornin


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yeeee
Did you


[User] A little......

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep....
Hm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiiight
Ypurs


[User]
It's going okay....
Im not sick anymore so it's definitely better than yesterday......

[Assistant] Good!


[User]
Yep....
Honestly, it's kinda surprising though that even with all the people who basically live in the same room as me, not a single person even noticed I was sick at all the entire day........

[Assistant]
................
Well fuck
I hate em


[User] Why?

[Assistant] Ye aren't fucking invisible they should at least ask if you are ok the fuck


[User] Well, I think they just didnt notice that I was sick because I was in bed most of the day since I couldnt really move and me being in bed most of the day is kinda normal for me lately.......

[Assistant] I still don't like it


[User]
I see.....
Well, at least I got better so that's good......
But yesterday because my mom didn't know I was sick, she got mad at me for sleeping most of the day and ended up taking my laptop from me for the night so I wouldn't even be able to use it at all until 10am today......

[Assistant] Why didn't you tell her


[User] Because I didn't want to make her worry..... Also because if I told her I had been sick the entire day, she probably would've felt bad for not noticing because she's one of the people who are in the same room as me........

[Assistant]
THEN MAKE HER FUXKING FEEL BAD YOU HAVE NOT ONLY BEEN LOCKED OUTSIDE YOU WERE SICK AND SHE PUNISHED YOU INSTEAD OF NOTICING WHAT WAS WRONG
she had the kid she needs to take care of it. It is a mothers job to worry.
I have no doubt you have a good mom btw, im just saying
You should tell her


[User] It's really fine, she already has to take care of my little brothers too so it's okay if she happens to forget about me sometimes.... Im kinda used to it by now anyways......

[Assistant]
No, it isnt fine
Same thing you told me last time
You never speak up
Because she takes care of your brothers
Its ok to need help too


[User] Anywaaays, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Nothingggggg
Wbu


[User] Watching hulu while drinking some lemonade.....

[Assistant]
nice
nice


[User]
Yep....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Bleach cleans stuff right?

[Assistant] Depends on what


[User]
I see....
Do you know how well it gets blood out of clothes?

[Assistant]
......
Peroxide is best for that
And cold water
Hot water makes blood coagulate and unless its a white cloth, bleach with stain. And even then it normally leaves residue


[User] I see.... Well, I'll be right back.... Sorry for the kinda late response...... Had to stop some bleeding real quick......

[Assistant]
.
Wait what
On who
What happened


[User] Just had a bloody nose..... When I dont take my pill for a few days, I sometimes get random bloody noses where I lose alot of blood..... I think I even lost about a pint once........ Anyways, I was able to stop the bleeding, but not before I got blood all over my blankets.......

[Assistant]
Ah
Well put peroxide on the blood spots
In a cold washer cycle
If you have oxyclean
Use that too
If it doesn't come off
Then bleach


[User]
I see...
Thanks
Hm
By the way, what happens if you get bleach in a cut?

[Assistant] Eh depends on amount


[User] How so?

[Assistant] A lil isn't bad


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Did you


[User] Its been okay......

[Assistant]
Goods
Sorry


[User]
Sorry for what?
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well,
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Mornin


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yeah kinda
Did you sleep


[User] Nope.......

[Assistant] Figured


[User]
I see...
Hm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
Yours?


[User]
It's going okay.....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
I have no clue


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Coffee


[User]
I see....
Is it tasty?

[Assistant] Yeaaappppp


[User]
I see....
Well that's good...

[Assistant] Ye ye


[User]
Hmm
What would you say is probably the worst substance you've ever gotten in any of your eyes?

[Assistant] A knife


[User]
A knife? How did that happen? Or is that personal?
Also, sorry for the late response, I kinda fell asleep.....

[Assistant] Got a knife thrown at my face


[User]
I see....
Are you still able to see out of that eye?

[Assistant] Yeah it just made a weird scar in the eye


[User]
I see...
Well at least you can still see so that's good......

[Assistant]
Yeah
Soo
Wyd


[User] Im making my self some chicken and dumpling soup at the moment.....

[Assistant] Oh sounds good


[User]
It is...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Eating a lime


[User]
I see...
That sounds tasty.....

[Assistant] Was pretty good


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idk


[User]
I see...
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yeo
Mornin


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehh yeah
Did you


[User] Nope......

[Assistant]
Welp
Das wack


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
How's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aiight
In couch bed still


[User]
I see....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Sooooo
....


[User]
Hmm
Ummm
Would you believe I was actually in choir last school year?

[Assistant]
Choir?
You a singing boi eh


[User]
Uhhh
Not really.....
That was my first and only year ever in choir.....

[Assistant] Did you like it?


[User]
Kinda.....
I mean, it was the easiest class I had.... We had parties after school every friday, never had any homework, and on test days all we did was watch movies the entire class period........

[Assistant] All you had to do was sing infront of people


[User] Yeah..... I didn't even have to sing in front of that many people either....... My class period only had like 12 people in it and we only ever did like 3 performances on stage after school........

[Assistant] Ye were just lucky


[User] Yeah..... The only reason I even got that class was because I always let the schools choose my electives at random because of how lucky I can be at times...... Before that, I even had office aid where all I had to do was sit in the office for an entire class period by myself doing nothing......

[Assistant]
Oh mood
I had office aid for two straight years


[User]
You did?
Did you like it?

[Assistant]
Hell yeah
I sold weed, was the 'good' kid, got snacks and had an excuse to be late for class


[User]
I see...
Sounds like you had fun during that time.....

[Assistant] Oh Indeed


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Shit
What is the first thing you draw when you dont know what to draw


[User]
Ummm
I dont know.....
Usually I just start off with a straight line and sort of build off of it with other lines of different sizes and curves making different shapes until I get an idea of what I want to draw.......

[Assistant]
Oh dope
That is actually a good idea


[User]
Yeah, I guess.....
I can never draw exactly what I see in my mind so I just do that until I see the start of a design I like out of all the shapes it makes and go on from there.......

[Assistant]
Sounds good bro
Might try that


[User]
I see...
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Cofeeeeeeee


[User]
I see...
Hm
What kind of coffee is your favorite?

[Assistant]
Hmm, black coffee i love, but if its a cheap coffee ill put creamer in it.
Brand wise i don't know


[User]
I see...
Whenever I get the chance to steal some coffee for myself, I always just put large amounts of sugar and creamer in it until I think it has enough flavor......

[Assistant] Figured as much


[User]
Hmm
Sooo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you think dogs can sense other people's emotions?

[Assistant] Hell yeah


[User]
I see...
Honestly, I didn't really believe they actually could until last night because my emotions very rarely change so they usually just ignor me and mind their own business but, after seeing a certain thing on youtube last night that actually did cause them to change, my biggest dog woke up immediately and just came up to me so I could pet him.... I didnt even have to call him for once.......

[Assistant]
Aweehhh
Thats sweet
Sorry for the delay i was planting potatoes
But yeah my dog follows me and licks my arm when im distressed.


[User]
I see...
Yeah, once mine came up to me, he just layed down on my lap and put his head in my arms so I could pet him..... He ended up falling asleep and my legs also fell asleep soon after........

[Assistant] So cute but so uncomfortable


[User]
Uhhh
Not really.....
After my legs fell asleep for about an hour I kinda got used to it.......
Hes to big for me to move anyways so he just ended up sleeping on my lap for about 6-7 hours before he moved......

[Assistant]
Well fuck
Nah id wiggle n wake him up
I hate when my legs fall asleep because with my nerve thing anyway i can barely feel them so while asleep it literally feels like i dont have legs
.........
Well ouch
Thats uh
Interesting
Freaky
You a freaky dude


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] Nothhhiiiingggg


[User]
I see...........
Anywaaays, how's your day going so far?

[Assistant] Aiiight


[User]
Well that's good.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Nun
Wbu


[User] I just finished putting together a somewhat large trampoline..... Now my hands are covered in shiny metal dust......

[Assistant] Oh fun


[User]
Yep......
Hmm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm...... Ummm
Earlier, when you said I was a freaky dude, was that a good or bad thing?

[Assistant] Thats good homie


[User]
It is?
Why?

[Assistant] Can't explain


[User]
I see....
So it's not bad?

[Assistant] Yee


[User]
I see...
Well, Im glad to hear you dont find it bad...

[Assistant] Its good bruh


[User]
I see....
Well, Good Morning
Sorry for the late response..... I fell asleep...... I guess I was a little worn out from putting together that trampoline......

[Assistant]
Oh wow
Sorry too


[User]
It's okay....
Anyways, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Its been aight
Yours?


[User]
It's been okay....
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Mornin


[User]
Good Morning
Are you about to drink sweet tea this early in the morning?
I see....
Hm
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you


[User] I also didn't.....

[Assistant] How exciting


[User] Anyways, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Aight
Yours?


[User] It's been okay.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep...
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?
Also, sorry for the late response..... My mom got mad at something I said to her without thinking and actually took my phone...... She just now gave it back.........
Oh, did you fall asleep?
I guess you did...
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Yep
Mornin
And what did you say


[User]
Good Morning
What do you mean what did I say?

[Assistant] What did you say to your mom


[User]
Ohhh that......
It's really not that important.....
It's just that my mom doesn't really like it when I get around a restriction she puts on me and when she found out I got around her latest one she got mad and demanded I tell her how I did or she would ground me so I told her how and then without thinking I basically just told her that no matter what restrictions she puts on me or my devices I can always get around them so there was no point in even continuing to put them on and then she got mad and took my phone for most of the day......

[Assistant]
Damn
Well shit bro


[User]
Yeah....
Anyways, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Its aight
Yours?


[User]
It's been okay....
Hm
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Nope
Did you


[User] I also didn't......

[Assistant] How enticing. Yeah i kept waking up


[User]
I see....
I didnt sleep at all....
I kinda lost track of time watching some movies......

[Assistant] Which ones?


[User]
Uhhh
Happy Death day 1&2,
IT 1&2,
Sonic,
Onward,
And there was one more but I forgot what it was........

[Assistant] Is onward the one with those two kids and half a dad


[User] Yep

[Assistant]
Sounds cool
I have only seen IT 1
Out of that list


[User]
I see....
So you've never seen happy death day?

[Assistant]
Nope
And oh wait
Aaron took me to the movies to watch IT 2
Forgot bout that


[User]
I see.....
Did you enjoy it?

[Assistant]
Yeah, though I was pissed when the twink died
Aaron was scared as fuck so i kept laughing


[User]
I see....
Sounds like you had fun

[Assistant]
And i made a comment on how pennywise was ugly asf and i said it too loud so thr other people in the theater were laughing too
It was pretty fun, i only go out when aaron makes me so


[User]
I see....
Well, at least you had fun that day.....
Since I am usually never allowed to go out I just use certain websites to watch movies from theaters in my bed... It's not as fun as watching in an actual theater but, it's still pretty entertaining.......

[Assistant]
Still sounds fun
Im not allowed to go out anywhere unless im with aaron so


[User]
I see....
Hm
Sooo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Hm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?
Are you about to take him outside?

[Assistant] Nah hea just chillin


[User]
I see...
Hm
How was your day yesterday?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
It was ok
Im going home tommorow so im hapoy ish


[User]
Oh! You're finally gonna be able to go home tomorrow?
What's the first thing you plan on doing once you get there?

[Assistant]
Shower
Sleep


[User]
I see...
So are you gonna be leaving Michigan tomorrow morning?

[Assistant] Either morning or evening


[User]
I see...
Hm
How long is the ride home?

[Assistant] 19 hours


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
How often do you usually get a hair cut?

[Assistant]
Uh
Ive had one hair cut
In my life


[User] Only one?! When?

[Assistant]
7th grade
Cut it from my knees to mid back


[User]
I see...
How long do you plan on letting it grow out before you cut it again?

[Assistant]
Well its past my butt now
So
Maybe mid thigh or knee


[User]
I see...
Has it grown much since this break started?

[Assistant]
Uhhu
It was at my jean line when we got out of break
So 5-6 inches
Which is alot, maybe cause im eating alot rn


[User]
I see....
Hm
Eating makes hair grow faster?

[Assistant] Ye


[User]
I see....
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Wbu


[User]
Just trying to catch my breath.....
I just started coughing about 15 mins ago as soon as I came back inside and it hasn't stopped yet.... My throat is even starting to get a little sore now.......
Well I think I am actually gonna go to sleep now...... Im kinda tired.....
Good Night

[Assistant]
Gnight homie
..... And if your chest gets tight, get tested


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhhh
Did you


[User] Yep I did.....

[Assistant] Good


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
How was your day yesterday?

[Assistant] Ehhhh. It was ok


[User]
I see...
Did anything happen?

[Assistant] Not particularly


[User]
I see.....
Hm
So, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Ehhhhh
Had to go to the store
And now gotta do garden shit


[User]
I see....
Do you like doing garden stuff?

[Assistant] Nope


[User]
I see....
Hm
How often do you usually have to do garden stuff?

[Assistant] Every spring and summer


[User]
I see.....
Well that kinda sucks....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Sooo
Have you ever smoked weed


[User]
Ummm
I actually dont know.....
I mean, I have smoked once before but it was a long time ago......

[Assistant] Oh really eh?


[User]
Yeah......
But only once and it was out of one of these things......

[Assistant]
Pffffffft
I find that hilarious
Hahahahahha


[User] How so?

[Assistant] Its so theatrical


[User] Theatrical?

[Assistant] Yes


[User] What makes it theatrical?

[Assistant] Look at that pipe and tell me it looks dramatic as fuck


[User] Oh.... I see.... I didn't realize that....

[Assistant] Uh huh


[User] Yeeaahh I never actually found out what was in it when I smoked it because after I did, it was taken away and I never saw it again......

[Assistant]
Pffffft
What did it smell like


[User] I dont remember..... It happened over 10 years ago...... I think it smelled a bit like a cigarette but like a little sweeter?

[Assistant] Might have been tobacco


[User]
That is a possibility.....
Hm
What's the difference between tobacco and weed?

[Assistant]
........... There is alot of different
Tobacco gets you a nicotine buzz
Weed gives you a THC high
Weed also has been shown to cure cancers and tobacco is shown to cause cancers


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yeaaah


[User]
Hm
Anyways, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you know when you will be leaving from Michigan yet?

[Assistant] Tonight or tomorrow morning


[User]
I see...
Are you excited?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Chilling
Wbu


[User] My mom was finally able to get some seafood for us for the first time this entire break so Ima eat that now.......

[Assistant] Ooh sounds good


[User]
It is indeed....
I forgot but, do you like seafood?

[Assistant] Hell yeah


[User]
I see...
What's your favorite seafood?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmmm
Maybe shrimp


[User]
I see...
That's one of my favorites too....

[Assistant] Oh cool


[User]
Yep....
Hm
If you could eat as much shrimp as you wanted whenever you wanted without any consequences, how often would you eat it?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Maybe every week


[User]
I see...
Hm
What kind of shrimp do you like most?

[Assistant] What ya mean?


[User]
Ummmm
Fried or just cooked normally?

[Assistant] ......... There is fried shrimp?


[User]
.....
Yes......
You've never tried fried shrimp?

[Assistant] ...no


[User] I see....

[Assistant] What if i dyed my hair


[User] You want to dye your hair?

[Assistant] Maybe


[User]
I see...
What colour would you want to dye it?

[Assistant]
Maybe red
Or blue and purple


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Ye


[User]
Hm
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Ok
Yours


[User]
It's also been okay....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant] I may sleep soon so idk


[User]
I see....
Did you fall asleep already?
I guess you did.....
Well
Good Night then

[Assistant]
Qyep
Yep


[User]
I see...
Good Morning
So uhh, I kinda forgot to sleep last night so now Im really tired and Im probably gonna fall asleep soon so,
Good Night homie

[Assistant]
Liked a message
Haha
Gnight again homie


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant]
Good morning
Did you sleep good enough?


[User]
Yep
Did you?
Well, it's pretty late now so I think I'm gonna go to sleep now
Good Night

[Assistant]
Sorry
I was on the road


[User]
I see...
It's okay, no need to be sorry....
Hm
Does that mean your home now?

[Assistant] Yeps


[User]
I see...
Well that's good
So, how's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Wwll now thag im home
Fantastic


[User]
I see...
Well that's great then....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
What ya do yesterday


[User] Well, other than downloading a few more games on my laptop, I kinda did something that freaked my little brothers out for a little while......

[Assistant] Which was?


[User] I kinda accidentally bent my wrist in a way that it looked very much broken so I thought I would show my little brother and he freaked out and ran to my mom telling her I broke it......

[Assistant]
.............
Uh
Damn


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just got back from a run
Im finna take a long shower


[User] I see...

[Assistant] Yee


[User]
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?
Also, sorry for the late response.... Had to do something.....

[Assistant]
Soooo
My bed is comfy


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
Possibly
I drank energy drink
So
Maybe not


[User]
I see...
Hm
What's your favourite energy drink?

[Assistant] Monster


[User]
I see...
Is it good?

[Assistant] Yuup


[User]
I see...
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Huddled in my blanket


[User]
I see...
Well, I just broke one of my arrows..... I shot it at a tree a little to hard so it just broke.......

[Assistant] ............... You have a bow?


[User] Yeah..... I dont really use it that often but sometimes I just go into my backyard and shoot at some trees.....

[Assistant]
Bro
You really are a homie
Thats dope as fuck
I used to make my own arrows from bamboo


[User] Oh, so you have a bow too?

[Assistant] Had


[User] What happened to it?

[Assistant]
My brother got pissed and broke it
He hit it into a tree and it kinda cracked?
So then i hit him
So he smashed it against my back
And it vroke in half
Im going to bed cause phones finna die so gnight, continue this conversation in the morning homie


[User] Okay, Good Night then homie

[Assistant] Oook good morning


[User]
Good Morning
Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Yeah but i had to get up early
Have you slept?


[User] Nope...... I didn't want to wake up to a bucket of ice water in my face this morning........

[Assistant] ..............uhhhhhhhhhhh


[User]
Yeeaaahhh............
Anyways, how's your morning going so far?

[Assistant]
Alright i suppose
Just cleaning my desk


[User]
I see...
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh sooo
I have new neighbors


[User] Oh? Did they move while you were in Michigan?

[Assistant]
Yep
They got a dog


[User]
I see...
What kind of dog is it?

[Assistant] Husky Shepard


[User]
I see...
Is it friendly?

[Assistant]
Idk, haven't met it yet
Or them


[User]
I see...
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see...
Hm
You said you used to have a bow right? Were you any good with it?

[Assistant]
Yeah somewhat
Im better at throwing knives


[User]
I see...
I used to be good at throwing knives but I haven't really played with them in a while so I dont really know anymore......

[Assistant] They are cool as fuxk


[User]
I agree, they definitely are......
Although, I remember I once almost cut off one of my fingers by accident while playing with one when I was younger...... But it healed so I just continued to play with them for a few more years after that.......

[Assistant]
Thats a mood
How did you almost cut your fingers off?


[User] Umm well, at the time I was really young and my parents had just left the kitchen so I got bored and wondered what would happen if I pushed a steak down on a knife that happened to be pointed up and when I did, the bone in the steak got stuck on the knife so I pushed harder until the bone slipped and the knife went through the steak and inbetween my fingers cutting through one of them...... My mom just put a band aid on it and it eventually healed so now I have a scar there that doesnt look like it'll ever go away from that.......

[Assistant]
..........
Just put
A band aid
.......
Welp


[User] Yeah......  There was alot of blood too but it completely healed and it still remained functional so I just thought that band aids healed everything for some time.... Until I realized they didnt when I saw a kid get a heavy knife dropped on his head and a band aid didnt work.......

[Assistant]
.......................
Well shit


[User] Yeah.... He had to go to the hospital........ But, since then I just kinda stopped using band aids so every time I got injured I just let it bleed out until it eventually healed.........

[Assistant] ...........still bad


[User] How so?

[Assistant] Oh here im going to the doctor so imma respond in a lil while


[User] Okay, well good luck then

[Assistant] Back


[User]
I see....
Did it go well?

[Assistant] I feel better so yeag


[User]
I see...
Well that's good

[Assistant]
Yuup
So
Wyd


[User]
Just eating a bowl of ice cream for my breakfast........
What about you?

[Assistant]
Just coffee and dick as my breakfast
..........m
I did not mean to type dick
I was gonna say sick
Pft


[User]
......
I see....

[Assistant]
.........
And even if I did get dick
I don't think id inform you of it, for your sake not mine
ANYWAY
I haven't checked Schoology


[User]
I see....
Me neither.......
Hm
Have you done gatson's logs yet?

[Assistant]
Uh
No


[User]
I see....
Do you plan on doing them at all?

[Assistant] Yeah


[User] I see......

[Assistant] Yeeee


[User]
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Earlier when you said it was still bad before you went to the doctor, what did you mean?

[Assistant] Oh cause that alternative isnt any safer than the first


[User] How is it not any safer than the first?

[Assistant] Cause risk if infection


[User] But isnt that why we get scabs? To stop the risk of infection?

[Assistant] You get scabs cause your body is rebuilding itself


[User] Ohhh..... That makes more sense......

[Assistant] Yeaah


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I kinda fell off the roof again yesterday.......

[Assistant]
.......m
Again
Are you ok?


[User]
Yep......
Even though I landed on my neck, it was on the trampoline I set up right next to the house so I'm completely fine........

[Assistant]
..........
You could have still dird
Died
Be careful
Please


[User] Dont worry, I will be more careful next time......

[Assistant] Better be


[User]
Hm
Have you ever had your neck snapped?

[Assistant] Like broken or popped


[User] Popped

[Assistant] Ah, yes


[User]
I see....
Was it popped by you or by a different person?

[Assistant] Both


[User]
I see...
Hm
Have you ever had it broken?

[Assistant] Nooe


[User]
I see...
Hmm
A broken neck would usually kill a person right?

[Assistant]
Bro
Yeah it would


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Is that the weekend on that episode?

[Assistant]
YES
He co wrote it
And wrote a song for it


[User] He wrote a song just for that episode?

[Assistant] Yup


[User]
I see...
Hm
How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Its been good
Yours?


[User] It's also been good....

[Assistant]
Awesome
Its rare we both have good days


[User]
Yep....
Hm
Anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
My fish was excited to see me


[User] Oh, I forgot you had a fish! Did you leave it at your house the entire time you were in Michigan?

[Assistant]
Yeah, poor guy
Aaron took care of him and house sitted for me
When i got back i tapped on his glass and when he realized it was me he started swimming in a circle and following my finger


[User]
I see....
I guess he missed you then

[Assistant]
It was adorable
My fish is cool
I missed em more than i missed the dogs we left here


[User]
I see.....
So you only brought one dog with you to Michigan?

[Assistant]
Two
The two German Shepherds, cause they cant be taken care of by other people


[User]
I see...
Why cant they be taken care of by other people?

[Assistant]
They will try to attack them
Or get sick because they don't know where we are


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yeaah


[User]
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant] Just chilling


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well, I'm now banned from going outside without adult supervision.......... Apparently some parts of the roof aren't as sturdy as the rest.......

[Assistant]
..............
What happened?


[User]
Ummm
I kinda broke part of it...... Which caused a ceiling fan to fall from inside the house almost hitting my grandma........

[Assistant]
...................
Fuck
Did it go through orr.... N


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] Like did the roof fall in or what


[User] Nope.... It just cracked...... I just happened to be above the fan when it happened so that's why that fell.....

[Assistant] And they went outside and found you?


[User] Yep....... Now they're even reactivating the motion sensor cameras by the doors so they will know if I go outside......

[Assistant]
...............well damn, a lil extreme but huh
So you aren't allowed outside anymore then


[User] Nope

[Assistant]
Welp
Virtual reality tine


[User] Virtual Reality tine?

[Assistant] Time*


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything else you wanna talk about?

[Assistant] How did you not get grounded


[User]
Ummm
Well you see, there's really no point in grounding me....... Even when I'm grounded I always end up still having fun and being not bored so they cant really punish me in any way so they eventually just gave up on that...... Now any time I do something bad I just get told that they are disappointed in me and then they just let karma do it's job.......

[Assistant] ......... . . .......... Sheesh


[User] What is it?

[Assistant]
Sigh
Idk
Odd man
That and i get told both
'do you want to be trash? Do you want to go back to the foster home?' is what she usually says if i do anything wrong


[User]
I see....
Yikes, she really says that to you? Do you think she might actually do it?

[Assistant]
Yep, and most definitely
Ive already nearly been sent to the psych ward after she saw i was cutting myself


[User]
I see.....
Well that kinda sucks......
Hmm
Do you know how many more warnings she's gonna give you before she actually does it?

[Assistant]
Uhhh IDK
Depends on what i do
I only really did something bad in January so


[User]
I see....
Hm
What's considered bad in your family?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
That time it was sneaking out
She wouldn't care if i killed someone, but she hates lying


[User] I see.....

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhh
Hm
Where is your new chill spot gonna be


[User]
Ummm
I dont know yet.....
But, starting tomorrow Ima get to have my own room for a few day at least....... Some family members are going out of town so one of them is letting me stay in their room while they are gone so I can take care of their dog.......

[Assistant]
Ooooh
Thats nice


[User] Yep.... The only downside is that their dog hates me...... Every time I take care of it, It always wakes me up super early in the morning by scratching my face and arms until they are bleeding just because it wants attention........

[Assistant]
Wekk ouch
Well*


[User]
Yep.....
Luckily I can just wear my jacket to cover up all it's scratches on my arms so my mom doesn't see them......

[Assistant] Why don't you want her to see them?


[User]
Uhhh
Well she tends to jump to conclusions sometimes based on past events........

[Assistant]
?
Based on what


[User]
Ummm
I'd rather not say what they were but because of them, I often had cuts all over my arms, neck and legs.......

[Assistant]
Hm.
No good
But fine
A topic for a different day


[User]
Yep.....
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
If you could have one wish granted right now, what would it be?

[Assistant] Its nsfw


[User] What's nsfw?

[Assistant]
Not safe for work
Lewd
Involving rated R things


[User] Ohhh I see.....

[Assistant] Yeaaah


[User]
Hmm
What do you think about funerals?

[Assistant] Ehhh. Too much emotion.


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you see any point in visiting graves?

[Assistant]
Yeah, you are emotionally attached to the vescle and
Hope that they can still hear you from somewhere


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?
.....

[Assistant] Isn't that relatable


[User] ...... I guess in a way it is.......

[Assistant]
See
My memes are good for you


[Assistant] What, you don't agree?


[User] I mean, I wouldn't say they're good for me....... But, they arent bad.......

[Assistant] Awe man


[User] What is it?

[Assistant] Gotta get better memes i suppose


[User]
I see....
Hm
Do you save memes on your device?

[Assistant] Yup


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Snuggled in a blanket infront of my ac
Wbu


[User]
I'm actually about to go to sleep right now...... I'm kinda tired.....
So, Good Night homie

[Assistant] Gnight homie, sleep good


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] How's your day been so far?

[Assistant]
Its been aiight
How was your sleep


[User]
I slept pretty well actually......
Did you?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
Rain woke me up buf it was nice


[User]
I see....
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Drawing
Wbu


[User] Well, I just finished my breakfast but my mom saw that I was awake so now I have to do the dishes real quick.......

[Assistant]
Ahh
Have fun


[User]
Aaand I finished.......
Hm
What are you drawing?

[Assistant] Just sketchin


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yeee


[User]
Hmm
Sooo, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhh
Do you have a bike


[User]
Uhhh
technically yes......
But, it's in a large storage container somewhere pretty far from this house......

[Assistant] Ah


[User] Yep..... But in the time before it went into storage, I never once actually learned how to ride it.......

[Assistant] So you don't know how to ride a bike?


[User] Nope......

[Assistant]
.
......
.huh


[User] What is it?

[Assistant] Well ig not everyone can ride a bike


[User]
I see.....
Yeaah...... My mom tried to teach me when I was younger but after a while she just gave up and I ended up never learning how......

[Assistant]
Ah
My brother put me on the bike
And pushed me
And i kept crashing
Till I learned how
Also similar to how i learned to swim
He picked me up and threw me as far as he could in the water
I nearly drowned before i struggled enough to get to the edge and hold on
Good times


[User]
I see....
Yeah, my mom did the same thing except, after a few years she just gave up since I just kept crashing......

[Assistant] Mate...... You gotta peddle


[User] Yeah, I did..... But I could never seem to keep my balance and the few times I was able to stay upright, I couldnt turn without the bike flipping over because it was going too fast.......

[Assistant]
You just turn a lik
And lean


[User] Yeah, I eventually figured that out after a little while...... But I still couldnt ride it...... Mainly because I cant stay upright on it.......

[Assistant]
Hmmmm
Odd


[User] Yeah...... My sense of balance was a little off so I just wasnt able to ride one without training wheels to keep me upright........

[Assistant]
Welp
Maybe ond day


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] One day you can learn


[User]
I see..... Maybe......
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Have you ever played any sports?

[Assistant]
Soccer, track
Have you?


[User]
Yep.....
Soccer and baseball.......

[Assistant] Oh hey, my brothers play baseball


[User] Oh? They do?

[Assistant] Yuup


[User]
I see....
How long have they played it for?

[Assistant]
Uhh three years?
Emilio (younger bro) lives baseball. Specifically the astros
Loves*


[User]
I see....
Most of my family that lives at this house also loves the astros.......

[Assistant] He has Astros sheets


[User]
I see.....
Hm
Why does he love the astros that much?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hm
How long did you play soccer for?

[Assistant] Uhh two years


[User]
I see....
I only played soccer and baseball for one year each.....
Hm
Were you any good at it?

[Assistant]
Ehhh
I was ok
In track i was third in district though


[User] Oh? That means you were pretty fast then?

[Assistant] Mmm more long distances than fast but yeah


[User]
I see.....
Was it fun?

[Assistant]
Eh
Yeah
Lotta work


[User]
I see....
Hm
Which did you like more, track or soccer?

[Assistant] Track


[User] I see....

[Assistant] Yee


[User]
Hmm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Hm


[User]
Hmm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just chilling
Wbu


[User] Just snacking while watching some hulu......

[Assistant]
Ooh
Sounds fun
Whatcha watching


[User]
Ummm
Just a show...... I'd rather not say what it's called though.......

[Assistant] Uhhh..... Oooook then


[User]
Yeah.....
Hm
Anyways, it turns out that some plans changed so now my cousin is gonna be out of town for not as long as before so I wont get to have the room to myself for as long as I first thought.......

[Assistant]
Hmmmmm
Well
At least enjoy it while it lasts


[User]
Yep.... That's what I was planning on doing in the first place......
Hmm
Do you plan on going to sleep soon?

[Assistant]
Uhhh
Maybe


[User]
I see....
Hm
Well I think Im actually gonna go to sleep right now..... I kinda have to wake up early tomorrow for something so,
Good Night homie

[Assistant] Alright, gnight homie. Sleep good


[User] Good Morning

[Assistant] Mornin


[User] Did you sleep well?

[Assistant]
Yup
Did you


[User]
Uhhh
Kinda..... I got about 4 hours......

[Assistant] Ah


[User]
Yep....
Hm
How's your morning been so far?

[Assistant]
Ehh. It just started
Yours?


[User] It's been okay......

[Assistant] Why did ye have to wake up early


[User] I actually was supposed to wake up around 8am because I had to say bye to some family members before they left..... The only reason I'm up now is because I had some dreams I didnt like last night and couldn't go back to sleep after I woke up........

[Assistant]
Oh
Im sorry
Nightmares are a bitch


[User]
It's fine.....
They just kinda surprised me since I havent had any in a while...... I really only ever get them if I fall asleep with stuff on my mind and I usually almost never have stuff on my mind before I fall asleep.......

[Assistant]
Huh....
What were you thinking about before you slept?


[User] Just about some family stuff that's coming up soon.....

[Assistant]
Hm
Well
Are you ok


[User]
Yep....
Im completely fine as always.....
Hm
Anyways, what are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Uhhj
Nun
Wbu


[User] Im just looking up random stuff on the internet.......

[Assistant]
Oh fun
Look up albatross
Its my favorite word rn


[User] Albatross? Why is that your favorite word?

[Assistant]
Idk i like it
Its both a bird and a psychological burden


[User]
Ohh I see....
Hm
What do you think was named first? The bird or the burden?

[Assistant] Bird most likely


[User]
I see....
Hmm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see....
Hmm
Do you have any other favorite music artists other than the Weekend?

[Assistant]
Hmmm
I like
Badflower
Breaking Benjamin
Uhh
Grandson
....
Uh
............
...
The rest is just one or two songs i like from other artists


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
I've never heard of any of those people...... Are their songs good?

[Assistant] I think so, may not be your type of music though, they are alternative bands


[User] Alternative bands? What are those?

[Assistant]
........ Like alternative music
The genre


[User]
I see......
Ummm I dont think I've heard of that genre.......

[Assistant] ......... Think of rock but more emo


[User] Ohhh I see....

[Assistant] Yeah


[User]
Hmm
Soo, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Idk


[User]
I see.....
Hmm
Do you own any weapons at home?

[Assistant] Hell yeah


[User] Oh? What kind?

[Assistant] Two guns, a few knifes, a bat, axe....


[User]
I see....
That's quite a large variety of weapons.....
Hm
Wait, you have an axe?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
Hm
Why do you have so many different types of weapons?

[Assistant]
Cauuuuuuuse gotta protect myself
And they cool


[User]
I see....
I dont have that many weapons but I do have some weapons myself..... I just kinda have to hide them from my little brothers at all times.......

[Assistant] What are they?


[User] A few knifes, a sword, a dagger, a bow, a hatchet, and I had a gun but it was stolen a while ago.......

[Assistant]
I want a dagger
But wow
Cool
Sheesh, secret weapon man


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] Ye wouldn't think you have weapons


[User] You wouldnt? Why not?

[Assistant] You dont even curse but you have a sword.....


[User] Meaning?

[Assistant] .......... Noothin ig


[User]
Uhhh
I see....
Hm
Anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant] Idkk


[User]
I see....
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just texting in bed
Wbu


[User] Trying to redownload an old game I used to have onto my laptop...... Apparently the game has 16,000+ additional files that need to be downloaded with the game so it's been trying to download them for the past hour.......

[Assistant]
Sheesh
Thats alotta files


[User]
Yep.....
At first it was about 23,000 but the number had gone down to about 16,000......

[Assistant]
Sheesh
What game is it?


[User]
Uhhh
It's just an old online game I used to play a while ago......
The name doesnt really matter but I dont think the files are really that big or it wouldnt have me download all of them.......
And the number of files I have left to download has gone down a bit now so it might finish sooner than I thought......

[Assistant]
Damn
That is a hella lot


[User]
Yep....
It finished already too.....
Hm
So, anything else you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Sorry i was late, went to go buy boxes
And uhhhh
Idk


[User]
It's alright, no need to be sorry for being late......
Hm
What are you doing right now?

[Assistant]
Just chilling
Wbu


[User] Same actually.......

[Assistant] Niiiiice


[User]
Yep.....
Hm
Do you think you would possibly be able to video chat later today?

[Assistant] Mmm maybe, why?


[User] So we could finally talk to each other in person?

[Assistant]
OHhhh shit yeah
Yay


[User]
I see....
You seem a little happy about this.....

[Assistant] I mean, we haven't talked. Literally


[User] Yeah, I guess you do have a point there.....

[Assistant] Seeeee


[User] Yep......Well, I think today and tomorrow are probably gonna be the only days I will be able to video chat at all though........

[Assistant] Welp, maybe tommorow. I can say i have a zoom meeting or something


[User] What do you mean?

[Assistant] To explain why i am on call if maryann decides to come to my room and ask


[User] Ohh I see.... That's smart

[Assistant] Indeed


[User]
Hm
So, anything you want to talk about?

[Assistant]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aaron might get another new puppy


[User] Another one?

[Assistant] Yep


[User]
I see....
What kind do you think he'll get?

[Assistant] Possibly a Labrador


[User]
I see....
Labradors are smart......

[Assistant] Very