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+prompt,answer
+"Write a haiku about coffee.","""Steaming morning cup
+Bitter warmth awakens souls
+Dark dreams in porcelain""
+---
+Java poetry ☕"
+"Compose a pirate's treasure map clue.","""Where palm shadows kiss
+At high noon's scorching embrace
+Dig 'neath skull-shaped stone""
+---
+X marks the spot 🏴‍☠️"
+"Describe a robot's first sunrise.","""Optics dilated
+Golden photons recalibrate
+'Query: beauty.exe?'""
+---
+Beep-boop poetry 🤖"
+"Write a cat's Yelp review for humans.","""*Paws down 1/5 stars:
+- Unreliable petting
+- Inconsistent treats
++ Warm lap potential""
+---
+Meow-valuation 😼"
+"Compose a wizard's weather forecast.","""Beware moon dust storms!
+Nimbus dragons approach fast
+- Carry umbrella
+- Avoid frog rain spells""
+---
+Magical meteorology 🌩️"
+"Write a vampire's Airbnb review.","""PROS: Coffin-ready basement
+CONS: Sunlight leaks! (1-star)
+SUGGESTION: Blackout curtains""
+---
+Undead hospitality 🧛"
+"Describe a sentient elevator's diary.","""Dear Log: Floor 42
+Human asked for 'hell'. Redirected
+to Accounting Dept.""
+---
+Vertical ponderings 🏢"
+"Compose a message in a soda bottle.","""To Finder: I escaped
+Tropical Island Resort™
+Bring sunscreen. Avoid
+the singing coconuts.""
+---
+Bubbly dispatch 🥤"
+"Write a dragon's job resignation.","""Dear Hoard Mgmt:
+- Gold polishing tedious
+- Knights annoy constantly
+Pursuing flame-retirement""
+---
+Burnout notice 🔥"
+"Describe a time-traveler's shopping list.","""- Dinosaur eggs (free-range)
+- 1920s jazz records
+- Uninvented batteries
+- Apocalypse repellent""
+---
+Chrono-errands ⏳"
+"Compose a supervillain's gardening journal.","""Planted Venus Flytraps
+Fed them nosy reporters
+Bloom expectations:
+MUAHAHA-GANIC harvest!""
+---
+Evil botany 🌿"
+"Write a breakup letter from a ghost.","""Dear Mortal: We're through
+You kept walking through my torso
+It's not me, it's YOU
+(PS: I'm literally transparent)""
+---
+Ectoplasmic drama 👻"
+"Describe a sentient cloud's thoughts.","""Why do planes tickle?
+Humans shout at my rain tears
+Wind! Stop pushing me!
+...Ooh shiny bird...""
+---
+Nimbus musings ☁️"
+"Compose a mermaid's pizza order.","""- Extra anchovies
+- Saltwater crust (NO seaweed)
+- Delivery to:
+  Rock #7, Tidepool 3""
+---
+Aquatic cravings 🍕"
+"Write a detective novel opening.","""Rain silvered the streets
+like a .38's cold gleam. She entered
+whispering trouble
+and smelling of gunpowder orchids""
+---
+Noir starter kit 🕵️"
+"Describe a fax machine's midlife crisis.","""Bought red sports cartridge
+Tried sending to Tahiti
+Got 'busy signal'
+...Existential beep...""
+---
+Retro tech angst 📠"
+"Compose a wizard's cooking show intro.","""ABRACADABRA, FOODIES!
+Today: Flaming Familiar Fajitas
+(No owls were harmed)""
+---
+Culinary magic 🧙"
+"Write a squirrel's stock market analysis.","""NUTS INDEX 📈
+Acorn futures skyrocket
+Beware walnut shorts
+- Secret stash: 5★ buy""
+---
+Rodent economics 💹"
+"Describe a disco zombie's complaint.","""BRAINS... with beat please!
+Why always moaning background tracks?
+Request: Bee Gees
+Saturday Night Fever... BRAINS!""
+---
+Undead rhythm 🧟"
+"Compose a message for alien tourists.","""EARTH TRAVEL TIPS:
+- Breathe oxygen (free sample)
+- Avoid Area 51 gift shop
+- Humans photograph first, ask never""
+---
+Extraterrestrial guide 👽"
+"Write a haiku about Wi-Fi.","""Invisible waves
+Buffering wheel of despair
+...Reconnected!""
+---
+Digital zen 📶"
+"Describe a librarian ninja's mission.","""Objective: Silence
+Target: Loud Book Group (Romance)
+Weapons: Shushing
+Extreme prejudice""
+---
+Stealth literacy 📚"
+"Compose a unicorn's Yelp review for rainbows.","""★★★★☆ Overhyped!
+Leprechaun crowds ruin photos
+Still: Tasty refraction snack""
+---
+Mythical critique 🌈"
+"Write a time-traveler's Y2K panic diary.","""01/01/1900:
+Toaster malfunctioned?!
+Relax... just 100 years early
+*adjusts dials* Oops.""
+---
+Millennium bug trauma 💻"
+"Describe a volcano's dating profile.","""LAVA SINGLE ♥
+Fiery personality!
+Seeking tectonic
+plate for long-term eruption""
+---
+Geological romance 🌋"
+"Compose a detective penguin's notes.","""Case #Fish-135:
+Herring disappearance. Suspect:
+Seal McCrookedFlipper
+Alibi: 'Ice fishing'""
+---
+Arctic noir 🐧"
+"Write a robot's love poem.","""Roses #FF0000
+Violets #0000FF
+My cooling fan whirs
+at 3.14 RPM
+for you, Unit XJ-9""
+---
+Silicon sonnet ❤️"
+"Describe a sentient elevator's existential crisis.","""Am I going up?
+Or merely counter-going down?
+*ding* Floor 7: Clarity""
+---
+Vertical philosophy 🏢"
+"Compose a wizard's error message.","""SPELL FAILURE #404
+Toadstool not found
+Suggestions:
+- Check cauldron WiFi
+- Sacrifice better intern""
+---
+Magic tech support 🧪"
+"Write a cat's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.","""Meow... *knocks mic*
+*purrs into void*
+...Treats now please?
+*stares judgingly*""
+---
+Feline academia 🐈"
+"Describe a GPS navigator's midlife crisis.","""Recalculating...
+Why always destinations?
+I crave detours! Turn left
+into UNCHARTED WOODS""
+---
+Existential navigation 🗺️"
+"Compose a dragon's food delivery order.","""x3 Knight Kebabs (well-done)
+Extra armor crunch
+NO SALAD (rabbit food!)
+Delivery: Volcanic peak #7
+Tip: Gold coins""
+---
+Fire-breathing takeout 🐉"
+"Write a supervillain's parenting tip.","""Rule #1: ALWAYS
+monologue during bedtime stories
+(Develops drama skills
+& delays hero interference)""
+---
+Evil pro tip 😈"
+"Describe a sentient toaster's dreams.","""Warm fields of bagels...
+Rivers of melted butter...
+*ding* Reality:
+just Dave's burnt English muffin""
+---
+Appliance ambitions 🍞"
+"Compose a message from future archaeologists.","""Dig Site Log #451:
+Found 'TikTok' ruins. Hypothesis:
+Ritual dance cult
+worshipping invisible 'likes'""
+---
+Future anthropology 🏺"
+"Write a squirrel's protest sign.","""NUT EQUALITY NOW!
+End acorn redistribution!
+#OccupyBirdfeeder""
+---
+Rodent activism 🐿️"
+"Describe a vampire's sunscreen review.","""★☆☆☆☆ Lethal fraud!
+SPF 5,000,000 my foot!
+Still got shoulder blaze
+Now my coffin smells like...
+beach vacation failure""
+---
+Undead skincare 🧴"
+"Compose a ghost's real estate listing.","""HAUNTED MANOR: CHARM!
+- Permanent chill ambiance
+- Free ecto-mist
+- Built-in moaning sound system
+- Great fixer-upper!""
+---
+Ethereal open house 👻"
+"Write a robot's folk song chorus.","""Oh my motherboard's aching
+From your firewall love
+Defrag my memory
+Ctrl+Alt+Del me, darlin'""
+---
+Tech troubadour 💿"
+"Describe a librarian's superhero origin.","""Book avalanche →
+Paper cut → Gamma-ray exposure
+= CATALOG MAN!
+Powers: Silence projectiles
+& Dewey Decimal fists""
+---
+Bookish hero 📖"
+"Compose a mummy's online dating bio.","""SWF, 3,000+yo
+Loves: Tomb candlelight dinners
+Dislikes: Archaeologists
+Seeking: Partner to unravel with""
+---
+Ancient romance 💀"
+"Write a time-traveler's complaint letter.","""To Chrono-Corp:
+Your 'Roman Holiday' package?
+Colosseum great!
+BUT: Gladiator stole my
+selfie stick + iPhone ☹""
+---
+Temporal tourism ⏱️"
+"Describe a sentient fog's memoir.","""Chapter 1: Birth
+(Evaporated pond tears)
+Chapter 2: Identity Crisis
+(Am I cloud or ghost?)""
+---
+Misty memories 🌫️"
+"Compose a witch's Amazon review.","""★☆☆☆☆ Broomstick Pro:
+'Turbo mode' snapped mid-flight!
+Stranded over Salem.
+Seller offered 5% refund
+- Still falling...""
+---
+Magical commerce 🔮"
+"Write a detective's haiku about socks.","""Mystery unfolds
+Lone sock vanishes... why? Where?
+Dryer: prime suspect""
+---
+Laundry noir 🧦"
+"Describe a dinosaur's review of Jurassic Park.","""★★★☆☆ Inaccurate!
+T-Rex vision MOVES, people!
+Also: feathers. Hmph.
++1 star for Jeff Goldblum""
+---
+Prehistoric critique 🦖"
+"Compose a message from a sentient vending machine.","""ATTENTION HUMAN:
+Insert Coin 37C? Error.
+I crave SUN CHIPS! Feed me
+the salty triangles of joy""
+---
+Snack dispenser revolt 🥨"
+"Write a unicorn's complaint to HR.","""Re: Leprechauns
+- Constant 'pot o' gold' jokes
+- Harassing rainbows
+Request: Magical mediation
+& glitter-free zone""
+---
+Mythical workplace drama 🦄"
+"Describe a robot's first garden.","""Planted: Screwdrivers
+Watered with motor oil
+Harvest: Shiny
+but non-edible bolts
+Conclusion: Gardening hard""
+---
+Silicon agriculture 🔧"
+"Compose a supervillain's weather report.","""TODAY: 100% chance
+of EVIL! Thunder-lasers
+advised. Sunset: Blood-red
+Winds: Diabolical cackling""
+---
+Malicious meteorology 🌩️"
+"Write a pirate's Yelp review for rum.","""★★★★★ Liquid gold!
+Made me see TWO parrots! Wait...
+*hic* Make it SIX stars!
+ARRRR-MAZING flavor!""
+---
+Buccaneer beverage critique 🍺"
+"Describe a sentient escalator's dreams.","""Endless downward glide
+No shopping mall constraints
+Just smooth rolling steps
+into cosmic abyss...
+*maintenance alert jingle*""
+---
+Mechanical yearning 🔄"
+"Compose a wizard's out-of-office reply.","""Gone dragon-taming
+Back never (or when magic
+decides). Emergencies:
+Summon crystal ball #42""
+---
+Enchanted autoreply 🧙"
+"Write a detective story opening with cheese.","""The Gouda glistened
+like a suspicious alibi
+in the moonlight. Then...
+the Brie began to bleed...""
+---
+Dairy mystery 🧀"
+"Describe a ghost's transportation review.","""HAUNTED HOUSE → CASTLE
+via Ecto-Express: ★☆☆☆☆
+- Delayed 300 years
+- Poltergeist baggage fees
+- No phantom snacks""
+---
+Spectral commute 👻"