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[ { "content": "People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat across the desk, awaiting further questioning from my would-be employer.\...
[ { "content": "Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.\n\nEDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "99.999% of all intelligent species in the galaxy are descended from...
[ { "content": "Everyone in your family gets one wish upon reaching age 18.\n\nI would love to see replies where this is known by the public and where it is not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The grandfather clock ticked towards midnight.\n\nA screen above the command desk provided a digital count...
[ { "content": "Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "\"So they are a war species, then. Huh,\" the alien researcher scratches his head. \"Why are you so interested in them? The humans, I mean.\" The other alien gets closer to him, and says, \"They fight for peace. No other species fights for peace.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"...
[ { "content": "Unlike most people with super powers, you're perfectly content to mind your own business while using your powers in normal everyday activities. However the heroes seem to have decided that your disinterest in world affairs is suspicious and you're clearly faking it to hide your true agenda.", ...
[ { "content": "People have threat levels assigned to them. Common thug maybe reach double digits, dictators the hundreds, the people who can launch nukes in the hundreds of thousands. You, a scientist who just performed a harmless experiment, suddenly get shot up into the billions\n\n[deleted]", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ever remember that scene from...
[ { "content": "A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "Your pointless superpower is that you know how many people’s lives you save with your actions. One day, at a Subway, you tell the cashier you want your sandwich on Italian bread, and you’re suddenly informed that you just saved five billion people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I...
[ { "content": "The team's healer is absolutely sick of being ignored and insulted all the time, so they join the bad guys. They are a much more effective villain than anyone thought possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\n It wasn't right, the goblins were organized. He was used to the a...
[ { "content": "the Dark Lord had killed almost everyone, even the Hero. The final party member stood in the chamber alone. “I have killed everyone, you cannot capture me alone. Why are you still here?”. The final party member laughed maniacally with a devilish grin! “There's No One Here To Stop Me Now!!”", "...
[ { "content": "You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand.", ...
[ { "content": "You live in a world where every time you have a birthday, you get to level up a skill like in video games (intelligence, strength, charm etc.) most people spread their points evenly on each skill. But you put all 30 of your points into that one skill nobody cares about\n\nYou get to choose what th...
[ { "content": "\"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They glanced at...
[ { "content": "You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So.. What's the downside again?\"\n\n*The witch looks back at me, as I ask the si...
[ { "content": "When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives...", ...
[ { "content": "Despite having pink hair, a tragic backstory, and untold magic power, the narrator refuses to make you the main character", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sigh.\n\nI can hear it every time. Really, every time. That dumb voice that booms out whatever John does.\n\nIt really isn't...
[ { "content": "Earth is the galaxy's 'Grave of Empires'. Countless aliens invaded it and tried to dominate humanity. Every single one of them failed, paying massive prices...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...And inconclusion, members of the Council, that's exactly why Humanity needs wiped out...
[ { "content": "You tell Alexa \"Take over the world for me\" as a joke. The next day, you wake up in a heavily guarded castle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Continued Missile Testing in Pyongyang\n\nSuicide Bomber Kills 13, Injures 53 in Mall Attack\n\nI pinch the bridge of my nose and squeez...
[ { "content": "\"Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him.\" -said the priest. \"So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?\" - I asked \"No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of\"", "role...
[ { "content": "\"humans don't appear to be to advanced, they haven't even discovered intergalactic travel, should be a simple invasion.\" Said the alien cleaning his musket.\n\nEdit: Seems someone has already written a piece perfect for this. Check it out, would highly recommend.\n\nhttps://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/...
[ { "content": "You child is playing with their toy phone when they hand it to you saying \"It's for you.\" Humoring them, you put it up it to your ear and say \"Hello\", Someone replies on the other end.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hi!\" I say into the toy phone, humoring the cute 4 year old ...
[ { "content": "A regular day in the life of 2 succubi living and working in hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Bunny, you're up\" Fred bellowed over the pounding dubstep rhythm. \n\nPutting the last finishing touches on my makeup, and checking my blue velvet bikini one last time in the mirror ...
[ { "content": "She looks entirely human from the outside, but scans show she's older than pangea and incredibly dense for her size.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The doctors in their white coats looked over the uncanny human being. Or, what appeared to be a human being. X-rays, thermal scans, etc...
[ { "content": "As a young child you made an innocent wish to be granted a power that in hindsight was just whimsical and silly. Now you have grown up but you still have the power - how do you use it now as an adult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was nearly twenty years ago now. I was sitting i...
[ { "content": "You are a genie, and after thousands of years of existence, you have grown extremely bored. To combat this boredom, you give all 7 billion people on Earth three wishes - all at once. You don’t tell any of the humans that they have any wishes at all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It...
[ { "content": "Every year, the richest person in America is declared the \"Winner of Capitalism.\" They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.\n\n(Cross-post from /r/CrazyIdeas)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The league table shone brightly a...
[ { "content": "Your childhood bully once said you were nobody. Unbeknownst to him at the time, he had a reality-bending superpower. Now he's the world's strongest superhero, everyone calls him The Truth, because his word is the absolute truth... Nobody knows about his past, and Nobody will make him pay.", "r...
[ { "content": "Demon Blades each portray a human emotion, when the user feels the emotion of their blade, they resonate and the power rises 10 fold. the Demon Blade of Wrath was weak, no matter how mad the user, it couldn't match the other blades. turns out, no one was angry enough to use it right, until now.", ...
[ { "content": "Every person can only say 100 words in their lifetime. After which they will die. Write all of the dialogue for one persons life.\n\nYou would die of natural causes anyway so it wouldn't benefit to never say anything. All common language and information is taught by recordings. Directly after your...
[ { "content": "The hero stared at the boy who was supposed to be his wise old master. \"Word of advice. If you ever achieve immortality then wait till you're at least 20\", he said in a high pitched voice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grant looked at the boy with confusion. He couldn't have bee...
[ { "content": "The hero disappears overnight, and the only one who looks is the villain. Not their \"friends\", not their family, not the news reporters or any of the people who claim to love them. Just the villain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know the thing about being a super villain? You...
[ { "content": "A secretly immortal man is given a life sentence for a crime he didn't commit and now fears the discovery of his true nature is only a matter of time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've been in here for twenty years. People are growing very, very suspicious. I've heard the whispe...
[ { "content": "You are a magical girl, but instead of the usual Sailor Moon esque transformation, you turn into your favorite gritty D&D character. This surprises and terrifies the main villain, who was expecting a frilly dress and some sparkles. Instead they got greasy plate armor, and a bloody battleaxe.",...
[ { "content": "The clock strikes midnight in New Zealand, and all communication with people in that time zone stops. Each preceding time zone does the same. You are on the west coast at 11:55 fearing the worst.\n\nEdit: Front Page of Writing Prompts, Whooot", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A low rum...
[ { "content": "You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much for su...
[ { "content": "The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.", ...
[ { "content": "Humans are widely regarded as one of the laziest species out there , with procrastination being unique to us . It also means that we do things at extreme efficiency, albeit at the last moment .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"They're a curious bunch\" said Hersy \"Why don't they ju...
[ { "content": "In what seems like a cruel prank by a bored God, people started developing powers based on their worst fears. people afraid of heights got the gift of flight. arachnophobia? get the power of spiders. phasmophobia? necromancy/ability to speak with the dead. Your power is... hard to explain...", ...
[ { "content": "You die in a tragic accident. While sitting on a bench in purgatory, Mr/Mrs.Death approaches you and says, \"Pick a game, any game, and if you are the victor, I'll send you back to the day before the accident.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Real...
[ { "content": "You're a 250 year old vampire. You've found that living as a recluse and faking your death every 70 years or so is actually fairly easy. You've consistently fooled everyone except for your mortal enemy - Keith from the IRS", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You realize that you haven'...
[ { "content": "You are a secret immortal who accidentally won a '$2000 per week for the rest of your life lottery'. The lottery organizers don't understand why you want to turn down the prize as your excuses grow increasingly more far-fetched.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Day 201 – he crossed it...
[ { "content": "An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Look man, it'll take like... ten seconds.\"\n\nThe genie wasn't having it. I thought these things were supposed t...
[ { "content": "people are born knowing the date they’ll die. However people have noticed children born in the last week share one date, farthest in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Journal entry, January 8th, 2189: I've been commissioned to investigate the strange phenomenon of everyone ...
[ { "content": "A year ago the Dragons returned, the world finally having warmed up enough to keep them from freezing to death, and with them have returned the Fae and all the magic; which is replacing technology quickly. You've quit your mundane job, and today you've set off on your first-ever Quest.", "role...
[ { "content": "Due to ethical concerns, you can't use live humans for your teleportation experiments. In an attempt to prove its safe, you teleport a cadaver through-- it comes out on the other end alive again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Oh God.” said the crumpled mass. “Oh God.” I repeated m...
[ { "content": "A rogue wizard started to use her powers to teach muggles the wonders of science, space and history and its up to the ministry of magic to stop her and her magic school bus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A light mist hung in the air as Dumbledore made his way down the main street o...
[ { "content": "\"Earth\" is actually the setting of a tabletop RPG, where players create a species of animal and try to rise to the top of the food chain. The rest of the group is getting fed up with the power gamer and his \"humans.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The best game of E&E I ever...
[ { "content": "The year is 2231 and 99.9% of the population are morbidly obese. Superheroes begin to rise merely using above average fitness and health as their superpowers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It began when my parents were murdered outside an opera house. A mugging gone fat-ally wrong....
[ { "content": "Every time you die, you flash back to 10 seconds before so you can try to save yourself. Unfortunately, the fall was 11 seconds.\n\nSaw this in “two sentence horror stories” and thought y’all could make something good out of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you know what the ai...
[ { "content": "After you die, you're handed a book about your life. You open it, expecting a novel. Instead you get a \"Choose your own adventure\" book with all of the decisions you ever made, and every outcome they could have had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A dark room. A pedestal in the mid...
[ { "content": "You pick up painting to impress a crush, but secretly hate it. Two years later you’re engaged to your crush and you have to keep up the facade- and a popular art gallery now wants to feature your work. Suddenly you’re very famous for your work and you still. hate. painting.\n\nInspired by https://...
[ { "content": "You have the ability to enter the worlds of any book you please. The only catch is that you have to die in the book world in order to escape back to reality. You have just entered a popular children's book by accident and need to find a way to get out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "As a survivor during a zombie apocalypse, you're unwillingly being protected by a vampire coven because you're their only sustainable food source for miles around.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am Hope.\n\n\r \nThat is, at least, what the vampires have decided to call me. I used...
[ { "content": "A young gay dragon has to explain to his parents why he is only kidnapping princes", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mother, Father, look! I've captured my first royal!\"\n\nIorskan, glittering green and barely the size of a horse, excitedly herded his disgruntled prey into the famil...
[ { "content": ": 200 years after being successfully colonised with Earth's criminals and other unwanted population, Mars has developed a strange culture of its own", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ten balks,\" the man in front of me demanded, offering a hand forwards. I searched my pockets for wha...
[ { "content": "your brother is a hero, your sister is a villain and you're a mercenary. this makes for some interesting family reunion", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I came down the stairs to see, to nobody's surprise, stuff being thrown around like crazy. Scorch marks on the wall, furniture in sp...
[ { "content": "Your bong is the home of a genie. You spark the bowl and he appears to grant you 3 wishes. You're both pretty high.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Okay, so for my first... for my first wish-\"\n\n\"No, dude! That's not right.\"\n\n\"Oh, yeah, I already made a wish. I was just sayi...
[ { "content": "You are easily the most powerful wizard in existence, but are too embarrassed to use your spells because your magic words sound super lame.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A wizard, fully clothed in a red loose robe, stood in front of the seven masters of magic. The wizard's hair wen...
[ { "content": "All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alex had always been a tomboy, hair a dusty brown. \n\nWore her hair in a messy, spikey crown. \n\nAlex liked their pants baggy,\n\nSometimes Alex stuffed i...
[ { "content": "You are the city's premier supervillain, but you have a secret. The crimes you commit are not for gain, or to hurt people. You are always subtly testing and pushing 'your' heroes to excel, to be the best they can be. Then a villain with a reputation for murdering heroes shows up in town.", "ro...
[ { "content": "As a henchman to the Joker, you've now broken the record for the longest surviving employee. This means you'll receive something no one ever has from him: your annual review.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The joker was a fluid being. It was best to keep your distance. As he sat in ...
[ { "content": "Your pointless superpower is that you know how many people’s lives you save with your actions. One day, at a Subway, you tell the cashier you want your sandwich on Italian bread, and you’re suddenly informed that you just saved five billion people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ang...
[ { "content": "You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much for su...
[ { "content": "You were born with special eyes, the sea was as clear as glass to you, by the time you got old enough to join a ship's crew, you were smart enough to not tell them about everything you saw below the waves", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was young when I first realized that not ever...
[ { "content": "“You’re not allowed to die, okay?” She makes you promise, tears still flowing down her face. That was 200 years ago now. You don’t know what she did but your promise still holds strong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Connor woke to pitch blackness and the sound of a woman humming, e...
[ { "content": "In another reality, the Americas, Australia, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Antartica don't exist. Instead, the super-continent of Pangaea never broke up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Van woke up and watched the sun rising through his window for a while. Then he got up, took a shower a...
[ { "content": "Being a superhero has become a lucrative profession, and it so happens that you are getting paid the most. Every superhero is out to kill you to even out the playing field. To save yourself, you enlist the help of your arch-nemesis.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eric Abel, who goes...
[ { "content": "You were born with special eyes, the sea was as clear as glass to you, by the time you got old enough to join a ship's crew, you were smart enough to not tell them about everything you saw below the waves", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was young when I first realized that not ever...
[ { "content": "Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": ": Being thrown back 200 years in time sucked. However, making a living as a freak circus attraction turned out to be pretty sweet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Never listen to a Tallahassee drug dealer when he says “trust me, the high is worth the come-down.”\n\nThe air in the ten...
[ { "content": "The lottery is a system secretly put in place so the government can find and capture time travellers and psychics before they cause major problems. As someone who won the jackpot by pure chance, you’re struggling to prove that you are neither of those to the suits that showed up at your door.", ...
[ { "content": "Since you were five you have been able to save and reload the world like a game, but people are starting to catch on and remeber thing from timelines that never even happened. Worse is, you have decided to kill everyone just to see what would happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I...
[ { "content": "You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was...
[ { "content": "Every human has stats, like Strength, Dexterity, Wisdom, etc, with them all starting at zero when you’re a baby. Whenever you age a year, one of these stats is randomly increased by a point. One day, you find out that age isn’t the only way to get points, yet it’s definitely the more moral way.", ...
[ { "content": "You are The Memory Broker. You copy other people's memories and sell them to people who want to remember things they never did. Your latest client is a ten year-old girl who slides you her piggy bank and begs you to help her grandmother remember her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\...
[ { "content": "Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ever remember that scene from...
[ { "content": ": Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something.", ...
[ { "content": "Write a sad story using only google searches\n\nThis was done a while ago and I remember it created some amazing stories. Would love to see it again:\r\rExample:\r\rDogs for sale UK\r\rHow to make your home safe for dogs\r\rCheap dog food\r\rAnniversary gifts\r\rNice anniversary gifts for girlfrie...
[ { "content": "Every human has a 'luck rating' - a number from 1-100 that defines how lucky they can be. Born with a rating of 100, you're confined in a maximum security prison. You think your luck should get you out easily - that is, until you see that all the other inmates also have luck ratings of 100.", ...
[ { "content": "Projectile weapons were considered ancient & only the charismatic & diplomatic humans used them. This made them \"look like\" non threatening. When the empire came for humanity they pulled out the nuclear weapons & it was the day the galaxy realized that humans are at the top of the fo...
[ { "content": "You accidentally kill a person. You instantly absorb all of their memories, intelligence, and talents. You find it feels euphoric and quite addicting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You were right, your carburator is broken.\" said the mechanic, wiping his hands. \"You know a lot ...
[ { "content": "Write a story about something you don't understand. Do NO research. Make everything up as you go.\n\nPossible subjects:\n\n\nFly-Fishing\n\nOpen-Heart Surgery\n\nSupply-Management in the Canadian Dairy Industry\n\nMaking Hollywood Movies\n\n*Guidance Counselling for High School Students\n\...
[ { "content": "As the world got closer and closer to a Utopia, smaller and smaller problems would make the news as \"catastrophes\". Today for example, you spilled milk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Fuck…”, emptiness filled my stomach as panic froze my body. The thin white liquid had saturated ...
[ { "content": "After superpowers start appearing around the world, businesses realize the use of these abilities. People with x ray vision are practically forced into being doctors and people with heat vision work as cooks. You are starting to get tired of your superpower-based job.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Medieval times, a woman is accused by villagers of being a witch and she is put in a cage to drown, after 3 minutes she is not dead so they burn her at the stake but she survives that too, villagers now realize they finally found a real witch and don’t know what to do next...", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "The pill that decreases aging has been released, but you decided not to take it. It was a good call, because a few decades later, side effects started to emerge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Don't grow old,\" I say, bending over and feeling the crick in my back. My vision's goin...
[ { "content": "Tell me about the american version of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.\n\n[The houses are, of course, Wolfthorn, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Bearglove.](http://i.imgur.com/HzLe3qz.jpg)\n\n\nThis is in the United States. Harry Potter's actions didn't effect anyone here, except give them som...
[ { "content": "A man enters a police station drenched in blood with a shotgun in his hands. He's angry. He walks past the front desk and the receptionist merely glances at him. He continues through the police station, stalking past dozens of police officers, who either walk past him or remain at their desks.", ...
[ { "content": "When everyone turns 21, they have to pick a superpower from an approved list and take classes on how to use it. You choose one that only one other person has ever picked before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I arrived in the waiting room about five minutes before my first appointme...
[ { "content": "Everyone is born with a tattoo that is a number between 0 and 100 representing a set aptitude of a skill, but it can be linked to things like lifespan or height. Schools test children to figure out what skill they have aptitude for. You are the first ever 0 and cant figure out what it means.", ...
[ { "content": "A demon can always turn someone's wishes into the most horrible of curses. But your wishes are so stupid and asinine that not even the greatest archdemon can turn them against you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Three wishes? You sure?\"\n\n\"Positive.\"\n\n\"Alright! I'm going to...
[ { "content": "One morning everyone in the world wakes up in their 18-year old body, memories intact. Society tries to continue as normal despite the change, but a world full of energetic adolescents certainly has its quirks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I haven't looked yet. \n\nIt's been three...
[ { "content": "Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The cashier in front o...
[ { "content": "Due to a loophole in the system, people can escape hell and get to heaven after death. You go to hell and all you see is Satan, just sitting there playing the harmonica. Everyone left him and now he's all alone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There he was. The devil sat there by him...
[ { "content": "A nerdy kid discovers that magic spells work exactly like a computer programming language.\n\nThere are some amazing stories here. Thank you all for responding. Also thanks to u/pandizlle who informed me that there is a book dealing with this very concept. It's called \"Wizard's Bane\" by Rick Coo...
[ { "content": "An Eldritch Moon suddenly appears in the sky, and you and billions others scream as you turn into horribly corrupted mounds of flesh... But your eyesight is better? And your back pains are gone? And apparently you’re immortal now so... Maybe things aren’t that bad...", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "You are a powerful sorcerer, who requires the blood of your servants to cast your spells. You've recently discovered they have been using theater tricks to avoid injury and have substituted your ingredients with common household items... but your spells have been stronger than ever.", "role": ...

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