{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, I told you. I couldn’t close it. So…\"\nMichael: \"So you’ve come to the master for guidance? Is this what you’re saying, grasshopper?\"\nJim: \"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. Well, let me show you how it’s done."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There’s a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.\"\nPam: \"You haven’t told me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.\"\nMichael: \"Corporate really doesn’t really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello.  I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because… well, not because I’m scared of her. Because I’m not. But, um… Yeah.\"\nJan: \"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um… Me no get an agenda."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?\"\nMichael: \"Um… Me no get an agenda.\"\nJan: \"What? I’m sorry?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I didn’t get any agenda."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What? I’m sorry?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t get any agenda.\"\nJan: \"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? I didn’t… [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Uh, yeah, the one…\"\nMichael: \"Why isn’t it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what’s the problem, Pam? Why didn’t I get it?\"\nPam: \"You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother’s, and… It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn’t work great with faxes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael, don’t panic.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.\"\nJan: \"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided.\"\nMichael: \"All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding!\"\nJan: \"I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK. No problem."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.\"\nMichael: \"OK. No problem.\"\nJan: \"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn’t wish that on Josh’s men. I certainly wouldn’t wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey, you big queen.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that’s not appropriate.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, I don’t know what you mean."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I don’t know what you mean.\"\nTodd Packer: \"I’ve been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God! Oh! That’s… horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the Regional Manager.\"\nDwight: \"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m about to tell everybody. I’m just about to tell everybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell ’em?\"\nMichael: \"You don’t know what it is. [Laughs]\"\nDwight: \"OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t need your permission."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t need your permission.\"\nDwight: \"Go ahead.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.\"\nDwight: \"Uh… yeah I got a ’78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It’s now worth three grand.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s his profit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it’s so relaxed. I’m a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That’s sort of one of the rules.\"\nMichael: \"What is that?\"\nDwight: \"That is my stapler.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You got a fax.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.\"\nPam: \"What? Why?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why? Well, theft and stealing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What? Why?\"\nMichael: \"Why? Well, theft and stealing.\"\nPam: \"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Post-it Notes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?\"\nMichael: \"Post-it Notes.\"\nPam: \"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: 50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know,  you’ve made a profit… margin. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?\"\nMichael: \"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know,  you’ve made a profit… margin. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam.\"\nPam: \"Are you serious?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. I am."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Are you serious?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I am.\"\nPam: \"I can’t believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you’re firing me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But the best thing about it is that we’re not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and… Just clean out your desk. I’m sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Uh, Shemp.\"\nMichael: \"Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita.\"\nRyan: \"Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, comedy’s kinda my thing. Watch this, here’s Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I’m Hitler. Right. [Continues with cod German] Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler. [laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh… I check the jewels every month. This time… You know, it’s a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So… What’s, um… What you eating?\"\nPam: \"Smoked turkey.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, place around the corner. Nice. All right. See you later."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"All right.\"\nMichael: \"Did you have a good weekend going there?\"\nOscar: \"It was fine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.\"\nMichael: \"Come on people, let’s get ’em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!\"\nMr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don’t look at you as another race."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.\"\nMichael: \"You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don’t look at you as another race.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Uh, see this is what I’m talking about. We don’t have to pretend we’re color-blind.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Exactly, were not…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s celebrate.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Right. OK.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Right. OK.\"\nMichael: \"Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?\"\nMr. Brown: \"Yes, exactly. Now here’s what we’re going to do. I’ve noticed that…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? Here’s what we’re going to do. Why don’t we go around and everybody… everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Mr. Brown.\"\nMichael: \"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I’m white and Chris is black?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.\"\nMichael: \"How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I’m white and Chris is black?\"\nMr. Brown: \"So we’re going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"So we’re going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.\"\nMichael: \"I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Well, let’s have someone who wasn’t involved in the reenactment.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, I will play guy listening."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Wait a second.\"\nMichael: \"[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!\"\nMr. Brown: \"Stop it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look ’em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.\"\nMichael: \"[Clears throat] I don’t think I can sign this.\"\nMr. Brown: \"I can’t leave until you do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so… I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so… Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"We both know that I’m here because of the comments you made.\"\nMichael: \"Here’s the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of… racial awareness and it’s probably more advanced than you’re used to. That’s probably throwing you off a little bit.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Um, it’s not throwing me. I need your signature.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, well I know. You told me that several times."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn’t be embarrassed.\"\nMichael: \"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don’t.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Don’t worry about dating.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I won’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Hey, we’re not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]\"\nMichael: \"Get out.\"\nToby: \"I’m sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let’s go. Let’s do it. Come on. Let’s have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um… thanks for coming in. Um… Diversity… is the cornerstone of progress as I’ve always said. But don’t take my word for it. Let’s take a look at the tape."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"What part Native American?\"\nMichael: \"Two fifteenths.\"\nOscar: \"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn’t make any sense.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you know what, it’s kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let’s get this popping. Come on. Who’s going? Who’s going? Let’s go here. Oscar, right here. You’re on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"My parents were Mexican.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. That is… That is a great story. That’s the American Dream right there, right?\"\nOscar: \"Thank… Yeah…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Thank… Yeah…\"\nMichael: \"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?\"\nOscar: \"Mexican isn’t offensive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it has certain connotations."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Mexican isn’t offensive.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it has certain connotations.\"\nOscar: \"Like what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Like… I don’t… I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Like what?\"\nMichael: \"Like… I don’t… I don’t know.\"\nOscar: \"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Now, remember that honesty…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.\"\nMichael: \"No. Now, remember that honesty…\"\nOscar: \"I’m just curious.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …empathy, respect… [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Does this company have 100 years to erase?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, the country."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Does this company have 100 years to erase?\"\nMichael: \"No, the country.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Oh right, more like 200 years.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, more like a 1,000."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s not ideal but you have to give me some credit ’cause I made it into a word.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We’re all a family, right? We’re all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Brown: \"Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.\"\nMichael: \"I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We’re all a family, right? We’re all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally…\"\nMr. Brown: \"Okay, Michael, I just…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action.\"\nMichael: \"[mumbling] Should I… turn, no. Do it again.\"\nDwight: \"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles… Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don’t laugh; please don’t laugh this time Dwight. You’re… it’s, it’s bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.\"\nMichael: \"Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles… Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don’t laugh; please don’t laugh this time Dwight. You’re… it’s, it’s bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one.\"\nDwight: \"Take six.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton… Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It didn’t have anything to do with race.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, all right. Let’s keep on track. Keep on point. Let’s do it.\"\nPam: \"One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my… [Kelly slaps Michael] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. [claps] She’s not here, but she gets it. That’s what we have been looking for. The whole time. [trying not to cry] Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It’s like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Nothing new.\"\nMichael: \"Lay them on me. What?\"\nPam: \"There’s nothing new.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s not what you said earlier."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"There’s nothing new.\"\nMichael: \"That’s not what you said earlier.\"\nPam: \"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the… [nods toward camera]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um… Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"So, which health plan have you decided on?\"\nMichael: \"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.\"\nJan: \"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?\"\nMichael: \"I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan.\"\nJan: \"The Gold Plan? I’m not even on that plan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’d recommend it. It’s very good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You know the whole reason that we’re doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.\"\nMichael: \"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um… It won’t be popular decision around the old orifice.\"\nJan: \"It’s your job. So…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it’s a suicide mission, you know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael… maybe… I mean…\"\nMichael: \"There, there…\"\nJan: \"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [scoffs] When have you ever done that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK, first, let’s go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?\"\nMichael: \"Ah, none. You’re picking a health care plan.\"\nDwight: \"OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.\"\nMichael: \"You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.\"\nDwight: \"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nope, you cannot use it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.\"\nMichael: \"Nope, you cannot use it.\"\nDwight: \"OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Temporary workspace. You can use it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace.\"\nMichael: \"Temporary workspace. You can use it.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we’ve talked about that already."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.\"\nMichael: \"[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How’s tricks?\"\nPam: \"Where are you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody’s doing. Everybody cool out there?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Where are you?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody’s doing. Everybody cool out there?\"\nPam: \"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out ’cause the…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam! Whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I’m getting a call."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out ’cause the…\"\nMichael: \"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I’m getting a call.\"\nPam: \"No you’re not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have to make a call after I finish… my work. You know what? Uh, just don’t let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I’m just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, you said…\"\nMichael: \"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don’t you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?\"\nDwight: \"I can handle that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there’s some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\"\nMichael: \"Its says here that it’s a 300ft drop.\"\nMan On Phone: \"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So it’s not a free fall?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s not a free fall?\"\nMan On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what… you got laser tag or something?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Oh, thanks.\"\nMichael: \"There you go.\"\nStanley: \"This isn’t the big surprise, is it? Because we’ve been having a pretty horrible day.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, nope. Nope. This isn’t the surprise. It’s surprising, um… because you didn’t expect it. But you will… you’ll know it when you see it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael I need to talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Sorry, too busy can’t even come to the door.\"\nOscar: \"[opens door] Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"[opens door] Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]\"\nOscar: \"Michael, Michael I… [blinds rustle] … inside.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what. I, um, I’m out the door. I’m going to a meeting. Pam, I’m headed out to another meeting. So see you later. Uh, here we go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"Oh, I think we already did our order this month.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here’s the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride.\"\nMan On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop.\"\nMan On Phone: \"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So it’s not a free fall?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s not a free fall?\"\nMan On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something?\"\nMan On Phone: \"No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Man On Phone: \"No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine.\"\nMichael: \"That’s it?\"\nMan On Phone: \"Well, there’s the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There’s also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat guano sculpture. [Michael hangs up cell phone]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, he’s a small client. They don’t really buy much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"One word.\"\nMichael: \"I’ve really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He’s more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] “Hi. I’m Mork from Ork.” Well, I’m Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo. [as Robin Williams] “That’s Good morning, Vietnam!” Well, hello to you. You know it would be… God. And you know what, sometimes when I’m watching somebody like um, like Jay Leno. He’ll be half way through his step [snaps his fingers] And I will already be laughing at the punch line. He hasn’t even gotten to it. He doesn’t even know what it is it. So it’s fun, you know it’s fun having a mind that works like that. That is just a few steps ahead of… comedically ahead of like what’s going on. Like I’ll watch T.V. and I’ll be watching a show and I will think, oh, I know someone’s gonna walk in here right now and say something funny. And then they do. Or, um, I know they’ll be like oh boy that person deserved to be slammed down. There’s going to be some sort of insult. And there is. You know, there’s like, “Oh you’re… God your butt is fat.” And I knew it. I know it’s like I knew they were going to say that. I knew they were gonna go there. Don’t go there. Um, but other… You know it’s like uh, you know Leno, um and Letterman, Carson, you know. Need I say more? No.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, um… Jan wants you to call her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We’re all going bowling!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?\"\nMichael: \"There’s no downsizing.\"\nDwight: \"I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Assistant to the regional manager Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, so I don’t have to worry?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn’t guarantee it if there’s downsizing, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay, umm… that would be Meredith.\"\nMichael: \"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!\"\nPam: \"But it’s not until next month.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"But it’s not until next month.\"\nMichael: \"Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise.\"\nPam: \"You still want to have a party?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Donate to the charity?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.\"\nOscar: \"Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you… $25."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you… $25.\"\nOscar: \"That’s… that’s… that’s very generous.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my gosh, well… Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into… morale. That’s what I say, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey, you wanted to see me?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\"\nMichael: \"There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.\"\nDwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\"\nMichael: \"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.\"\nDwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] Which one is that again?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] Which one is that again?\"\nDwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\"\nMichael: \"Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?\"\nDwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just… OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I’ll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Uh, I can’t. Um…\"\nMichael: \"Come on. A little bit.\"\nMeredith: \"I can’t eat dairy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"I can’t eat dairy.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good.\"\nMeredith: \"Yeah, it makes me sick.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I’d kill myself. ‘Cause this is way, way too good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar’s charity. What was it? 25 bucks?\"\nMichael: \"Well, you know, money isn’t everything Jim. It’s not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you’ll give more than three dollars next time.\"\nJim: \"Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It’s gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So… God, I can’t even calculate what you’re gonna have to give.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is Oscar around?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Well, that’s what a walk-a-thon is.\"\nMichael: \"I know…\"\nOscar: \"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”\"\nMichael: \"Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…\"\nOscar: \"I just think it’s kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, no. That wasn’t what I wasn’t, that wasn’t… No. It-it-it’s not about the money. It’s just… it… it’s the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How’s your nephew? Is he in good shape?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"“Happy Bird-day” Um… “Meredith, good news. You’re not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.”\"\nMichael: \"[under his breath] I don’t know about that.\"\nMeredith: \"That was Stanley. “Meredith, happy birthday, you’re the best. Love, Pam.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"That was Stanley. “Meredith, happy birthday, you’re the best. Love, Pam.”\"\nMichael: \"[pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer.\"\nMeredith: \"This is from Michael. “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"This is from Michael. “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\"\nMichael: \"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old.\"\nMeredith: \"No, I… I get it. It’s funny.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, OK, here’s a good one. Um… “Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"No, I… I get it. It’s funny.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, OK, here’s a good one. Um… “Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?\"\nMeredith: \"You’re right. You’re right. Yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Divorce. Um… OK, “Meredith is so old…”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[telephone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please.\"\nMichael: \"All righty then, well I see you’re going for the whole bored supermodel thing. “Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. May I help you?” [takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.\"\nPam: \"I wasn’t really going for anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, “Oh, oh-hum.” A beautiful sunset, “No, I’ll catch the next one.” Right? Unicorn walks into the office, “Oh, do you have an appointment?” [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you’re doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you’re not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I wasn’t really going for anything.\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, “Oh, oh-hum.” A beautiful sunset, “No, I’ll catch the next one.” Right? Unicorn walks into the office, “Oh, do you have an appointment?” [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you’re doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you’re not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff.\"\nPam: \"Are you being serious?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I am, absolutely. So, the next call we get I’d like you to smile. I’d like to see a big smile."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No one’s calling.\"\nMichael: \"I know, somebody will. And we’ll wait.\"\nPam: \"Sometimes there’s a lot of time between the calls.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know, we will wait."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I could tell.\"\nMichael: \"I wasn’t smiling that time and they can tell too.\"\nPam: \"That was a good example.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"That was a good example.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile.\"\nPam: \"Okay. [telephone rings]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Show time! It’s show time!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick?\"\nMichael: \"No, not at all come on in. [Toby signing the birthday card] No, no. You can’t. No, red hair is my area. We have it on tape, so…\"\nToby: \"It’s just a birthday card.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you’re ruining it. Toby, come on.  Just, look at that. That’s wrecked. Ass. Get some white out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"It’s just a birthday card.\"\nMichael: \"I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you’re ruining it. Toby, come on.  Just, look at that. That’s wrecked. Ass. Get some white out.\"\nToby: \"There’s some right there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s my white out. Get your own white out. Just… what’s the matter with you? God. [Toby leaves] Okay, um, there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Who had a big, puttifflin. [thinking out loud] Mifflin, spifflin."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You wanted to see me?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, yeah. What do you know about Meredith?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\"\nMichael: \"There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.\"\nDwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\"\nMichael: \"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.\"\nDwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Which one is that again?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\"\nMichael: \"Which one is that again?\"\nDwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\"\nMichael: \"Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?\"\nDwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Come up with a joke that I can use, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] Come up with a joke that I can use, okay?\"\nDwight: \"Mmm-hmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Help me out here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Mmm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"Help me out here.\"\nDwight: \"Okay. Hey Meredith, where’s your uterus?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, not a uterus joke Dwight. Please. Something useable. A joke."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I never suggested…\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I know you didn’t intend to, but I just I got the idea and I, uh, I just don’t it has a lot of ethical merit to make people think something. You know? And then prey on their emotions.\"\nOscar: \"Michael, if I gave you…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, hey  it’s just kinda uncool, okay? I, just… Play fair, you know, play fair."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"“Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\"\nMichael: \"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old.\"\nMeredith: \"No, I…I get it. It’s funny.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, Okay, here’s a good one. Um…”Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"No, I…I get it. It’s funny.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, Okay, here’s a good one. Um…”Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?\"\nMeredith: \"You’re right. You’re right. Yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Divorce. Um… Okay, “Meredith is so old…”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.\"\nMichael: \"No. And that’s not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, please.\"\nMichael: \"[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game…\"\nDwight: \"I apologized for that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to Dwight] I vouched for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I apologized for that.\"\nMichael: \"[to Dwight] I vouched for you.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, I…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight.  All right, here’s what I’m going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I…\"\nMichael: \"I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight.  All right, here’s what I’m going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.\"\nDwight: \"I can handle that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good. Excellent, it’ll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we’re going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody’s gonna want to do it and I know everybody’s gonna complain and bitch and I don’t want to have to deal with that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can handle that.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Excellent, it’ll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we’re going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody’s gonna want to do it and I know everybody’s gonna complain and bitch and I don’t want to have to deal with that.\"\nDwight: \"And that’s why you have an assistant regional manager.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes it is. Assistant to  the regional manager."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And that’s why you have an assistant regional manager.\"\nMichael: \"Yes it is. Assistant to  the regional manager.\"\nDwight: \"[to camera] Same thing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s not. It’s lower, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"We’re loading at one.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I see, you’re chickening out on me. You’re bailing on me.\"\nDarryl: \"No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that’s the busy time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, well, I’m glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I’m down here it doesn’t seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that’s the busy time.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, well, I’m glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I’m down here it doesn’t seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]\"\nDarryl: \"All right, fine, you know what? One o’clock.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, see you at one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Can I be team captain?\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m team captain.\"\nDwight: \"Can I be team manager?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Just getting a tea bag.\"\nMichael: \"Oh ho, oh, he’s running. He’s running. He’s running, but he can’t hide because you know what? One o’clock, you better bring your ‘A’ game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!\"\nDarryl: \"Why don’t we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley’s.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I’m gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[taking off his shirt] OK, we’ll be skins!\"\nMichael: \"Aw, come on Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"What? Shirts on or off?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: On. Just put it on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What? Shirts on or off?\"\nMichael: \"On. Just put it on.\"\nDwight: \"You sure?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don’t you do the uh, jump ball OK?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Worker: \"I’m sorry.\"\nMichael: \"Foul! Foul!\"\nWorker: \"I’m sorry. You all right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, that hurts."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Worker: \"I’m sorry. You all right?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that hurts.\"\nWorker: \"Sorry, I didn’t mean to do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What’s your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Worker: \"No it wasn’t.\"\nMichael: \"[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I’m just being fair.\"\nWorker: \"Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Game over. Game over. That is it! I’m sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that’s just… we’re having a friendly game. It’s a shame. This is a damn shame, but we’re like a family here and that just, that won’t fly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"New pants?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, yes. Thank you for noticing.\"\nPam: \"Abercrombie & Fitch?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, they look that good? Wow. [Mike Myers voice] Oh, Pam please behave. Mike Myers, genius. Um, no actually I got them at a fancier place. Target."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"In your office? [in Michael’s office] You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, yes. Assistant to  the regional manager.\"\nDwight: \"[to camera] Same thing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s not. It’s lower."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[to camera] Same thing.\"\nMichael: \"No, it’s not. It’s lower.\"\nDwight: \"It’s close.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What was that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] Is this Michael Scott? My secret lover. My intercom, I told you never to call me here. Never! [Michael’s laughing]\"\nMichael: \"I’m not your lover! I’m am not Michael Scott, I am Dr. Bergerstein. Your proctologist.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\"\nMichael: \"Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s not a Jewish joke, so don’t worry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\"\nMichael: \"It’s not a Jewish joke, so don’t worry.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One ‘o clock. Big game, big game."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!\"\nMichael: \"[clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One ‘o clock. Big game, big game.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[sounds sick on the phone] I can’t make it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm. No, you said you could man. We’re counting on ya. You know you’re playing point guard."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[sounds sick on the phone] I can’t make it.\"\nMichael: \"Mmm. No, you said you could man. We’re counting on ya. You know you’re playing point guard.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] I… I’m not coming.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Hey… I mean, although it’s just for fun, you know we want… I was counting on you man."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Oh, my ankle!\"\nMichael: \"Stanley, gotta play hurt.\"\nStanley: \"Oh, actually no I don’t Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just want you know, you’ve been a big disappointment to me today, okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Oh, actually no I don’t Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I just want you know, you’ve been a big disappointment to me today, okay.\"\nStanley: \"[in pain] Oh. Go away.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m in. I’m in. Here we go. [Lonny gets around Michael to score and he ends up in front of Phyllis] Zone, Phyllis! We’re playing zone!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What did I just say?\"\nMichael: \"You just said, let me uh… check my notes.  You just said…\"\nJan: \"Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, hey how is Alan?  Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"We’ve created an incentive program to increase sales.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, huh.\"\nJan: \"At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That’s cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.\"\nMichael: \"Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That’s cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?\"\nJan: \"Uh, yes. Yes you can.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that’ve been promoted to…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Uh, yes. Yes you can.\"\nMichael: \"Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that’ve been promoted to…\"\nJan: \"No, Michael. No. You can’t win this prize.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I didn’t mean me!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"There’s a person here…\"\nMichael: \"And fries!\"\nPam: \"There’s…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And shake! What? Go ahead."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"There’s…\"\nMichael: \"And shake! What? Go ahead.\"\nPam: \"There’s a person here who wants to sell handbags.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"There’s a person here who wants to sell handbags.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.\"\nPam: \"Okay, I told her you’d talk to her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam. Pam. Come on, I’m busy. So just tell her to go away."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So am I.\"\nMichael: \"Nobody cares what you think.\"\nDwight: \"Doesn’t matter.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So uh, you know what? I usually don’t allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It’s yours. All day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"Regular coffee is fine.\"\nMichael: \"Nah, it’s not. it’s spppplllibbb\"\nKaty: \"No really it is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, here’s the thing. Y’know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they’re always putting up walls and I’m always tearing ’em down, just breakin’ down barriers, that’s what I do all day.  So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"No really it is.\"\nMichael: \"No, here’s the thing. Y’know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they’re always putting up walls and I’m always tearing ’em down, just breakin’ down barriers, that’s what I do all day.  So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?\"\nKaty: \"Bring it on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"I have an idea.  Why don’t I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?\"\nKaty: \"Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"That was on Sesame Street.\"\nMichael: \"I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he’d never heard that before he worked here?\"\nKaty: \"No, I don’t believe that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, it’s unbelievable."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"[to Pam] Come back…\"\nMichael: \"Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something.  I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.\"\nKaty: \"Is that from Starbucks?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"Is that from Starbucks?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.\"\nKaty: \"Wow. Is that for the office?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re not prying this out of my hands, but don’t tempt me because I’ll give it to you!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"Wow. Is that for the office?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re not prying this out of my hands, but don’t tempt me because I’ll give it to you!\"\nKaty: \"I wouldn’t think of it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It’s a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It’s not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"Oh, nothing.  My ride just bailed on me.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, oh! God. I’m sorry. Is there…?\"\nKaty: \"Oh no, it’s um…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"No. I really don’t want to inconvenience you.\"\nMichael: \"God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I’m out of here at five sharp.\"\nKaty: \"At five?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can go earlier. ‘Cause I’m the boss. You know, whatever. I’m out of here slaves."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s actually better this way.\"\nMichael: \"No it’s not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I’m onto—\"\nDwight: \"Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it’s against the rules and everything. Because…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no it’s not against the rules.  She’s not a permanent employee so it’s not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it’s against the rules and everything. Because…\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no it’s not against the rules.  She’s not a permanent employee so it’s not.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?\"\nMichael: \"Well, might be a ride home.  Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot…\"\nDwight: \"Please. Please, I am your inferior and I’m asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I cannot promise you that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You cannot promise me, or you won’t promise me?\"\nMichael: \"Listen, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Do you love her?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] Dwight, no. I don’t know. It’s too early to tell. I don’t know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Is that from the machine that was in your office?\"\nMichael: \"Ummm-hmmm…\"\nStanley: \"I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Very easy to clean."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I gave it to you.\"\nMichael: \"Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin’. Just checkin’, double checkin’, checkin’ on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and…\"\nPam: \"So, can I..? [points to the door]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.\"\nMichael: \"No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I’m not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.\"\nRyan: \"Well, it’s empty.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not it’s not, there’s some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Well, it’s empty.\"\nMichael: \"Not it’s not, there’s some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out.\"\nRyan: \"Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s over several months, Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Katy: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs]\"\nKaty: \"Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, yeah he is the worst."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"What kind do you like?\"\nMichael: \"Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music.\"\nRyan: \"Okay, do you  like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of ’em."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Okay, do you  like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of ’em.\"\nRyan: \"Okay. Do you like The Strokes?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm hmm. I like ’em."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Okay. Do you like The Strokes?\"\nMichael: \"Mmm hmm. I like ’em.\"\nRyan: \"Do you like The Hives?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. God. They’re awesome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Do you like The Hives?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. God. They’re awesome.\"\nRyan: \"You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?\"\nMichael: \"Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great.\"\nRyan: \"Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Cool, so maybe hook me up  with some Fleebulls and some Hive."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I don’t know where they are, I think I threw them out.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no you di-int.\"\nStanley: \"I think I did.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: W-why did you…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I think I did.\"\nMichael: \"W-why did you…\"\nStanley: \"Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time.  We ran out last year, remember?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes we should. I… you know what?  I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, [turns to Kevin] someone had eaten all of them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Really? I’m dropping an atomic bomb on you?\"\nMichael: \"Well, yeah, I mean, what is…\"\nJan: \"You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.\"\nMichael: \"No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party…\"\nJan: \"And you had a luau….\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …it happens once every billion years."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"And you had a luau….\"\nMichael: \"…it happens once every billion years.\"\nJan: \"And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.\"\nJan: \"Okay, well, I don’t understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn’t even make sense.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Roy: \"[on video] Yes.\"\nMichael: \"[on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you’d like to say, on Pam’s behalf?\"\nRoy: \"[on video] Ah, w-we’ll see you next year.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, it’s hilarious, you’re right. I just think, um, “world’s longest engagement”, um, we’re all expecting it, you know?\"\nMichael: \"That’s why it’s funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don’t get married, it gets funnier.\"\nJim: \"Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, [taking it to heart] lazy. Uh huh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions…\"\nMichael: \"Just don’t, don’t talk-\"\nDwight: \"…for people’s behavior.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t talk-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…for people’s behavior.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t talk-\"\nDwight: \"And it’s-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"You said, we could bring our families.\"\nMichael: \"I did. And why didn’t ya Stanley?\"\nStanley: \"I did, my wife’s name is Terri.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’m looking forward to meeting Terri."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I did, my wife’s name is Terri.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m looking forward to meeting Terri.\"\nStanley: \"It’s this person who’s hand I’m holding Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"This says “Bushiest Beaver”.\"\nMichael: \"What? I told them busiest…idiots.\"\nPhyllis: \"It’s, it’s fine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, we’ll fix it up. You don’t have to display that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"“Spicy Curry”, what’s that mean?\"\nMichael: \"Um, not everything means something, it’s just a joke.\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, but why’d you give it to me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know, it’s just…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Yeah, but why’d you give it to me?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know, it’s just…\"\nKelly: \"This is a bowler-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know. It’s ju- they didn’t have any more businessmen. So…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"This is a bowler-\"\nMichael: \"I know. It’s ju- they didn’t have any more businessmen. So…\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, but everyone else-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just sit down Kelly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Mmm-hmmm.\"\nMichael: \"What do we know about him? He’s an accountant.\"\nJim: \"He plays guitar, he likes naval history. He’s a bowler.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [talking over Jim] He’s fat. The fat accountant award."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I need to talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Here he is.\"\nDwight: \"I just thought that you might like to know that someone has written something about you on the ladies’ room wall.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? What did they say? “For a good time, call Michael Scott”?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"By any means necessary?\"\nMichael: \"What does that even mean? What are you… What are you talking about?\"\nDwight: \"It’s the ladies’ room.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just go and find out what it says and who said it and report back to me. But don’t tell anybody that I have anything to do with it because if they ask me, I will say that you are crazy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I think many people find that character slightly racist.\"\nMichael: \"Really? Well, he is based on the Chinese delivery guy that I have, who talks exactly like that, so, I think you should take it up with him instead of me.\"\nOscar: \"Look, I’m just saying that there are many people that are offered by your insensitive skits.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Well, neither of you are Chinese, so what… Why do you care?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, you know me.\"\nMichael: \"[singing] You down with the Dundies?\"\nDwight: \"The Dundies!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [singing] You down with the Dundies? You’re all my homies"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"The Dundies!\"\nMichael: \"[singing] You down with the Dundies? You’re all my homies\"\nDwight: \"You know me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [singing] You down with the Dundies?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You know me.\"\nMichael: \"[singing] You down with the Dundies?\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, you know me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [singing] Yeah, all the homies"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I’m just saying I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to have given Ryan that award.\"\nMichael: \"He’s hot, all right? What do you want me to do about it?\"\nToby: \"Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighing] It was unanimous, Toby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on.\"\nMichael: \"[sighing] It was unanimous, Toby.\"\nToby: \"It wasn’t a vote. You decided.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn’t even about what Ryan thinks. It’s about you. It’s about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"It wasn’t a vote. You decided.\"\nMichael: \"Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn’t even about what Ryan thinks. It’s about you. It’s about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it.\"\nToby: \"Okay, that is not true.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, it is true."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Okay, that is not true.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, it is true.\"\nToby: \"‘Cause Ryan asked me to talk to you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, I don’t have time for this. I need to get on stage and you are breaking my concentration. [imitating Native chant] Me Chief Michael Scott. Here to trade…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Manager: \"Right now.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t wanna forget that.\"\nManager: \"You and your party really need to leave right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili’s?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Manager: \"You and your party really need to leave right now.\"\nMichael: \"Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili’s?\"\nManager: \"You know what? Don’t worry about it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Keep it. My gift. [hugs Chili’s Manager] Thank you. Have a good night. See you next year."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?\"\nMichael: \"Um, I…\"\nDwight: \"Consider it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah… maybe. Maybe. Well, we’ll see. Because I… I don’t know if it’s… [muffled by jacket over his head] Whup! Come on! Hey!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!\"\nMichael: \"Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!\"\nTodd Packer: \"[makes laser gun noises]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"bleep, bleep. What’s up, Halpert?\"\nMichael: \"Uh oh.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Still queer?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"We’re talking blonde incompetent.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Like 10 words a minute… talking.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, to be fair… blondes, brunettes, you know, there’s a lot of dumb people out there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Like 10 words a minute… talking.\"\nMichael: \"Well, to be fair… blondes, brunettes, you know, there’s a lot of dumb people out there.\"\nTodd Packer: \"They are women, right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh! Wow! I didn’t say it! I didn’t say it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"They are women, right?\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Wow! I didn’t say it! I didn’t say it!\"\nTodd Packer: \"I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Bad boy. [to Ryan] Um… Ryan? [makes Donald Duck noise]\"\nTodd Packer: \"[to Ryan] Come on, kid. Let’s go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, Toby. No.\"\nToby: \"It’s really not a big deal, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is a big deal. It’s a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"on our policy.\"\nMichael: \"What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?\"\nToby: \"Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I can go over it with you.\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know. It’s good. It is not over. It is not over til it’s over.\"\nToby: \"It’s over.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn’t because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we’re losing? Seriously?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Email forwards.\"\nMichael: \"Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?\"\nAngela: \"I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you’ll have bad luck.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give me a break. Umm… Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl’s outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, that would be…\"\nMichael: \"At home? And I told everybody everything about it.\"\nToby: \"Okay, I’m lost.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Well, then let’s act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be… Okay! We’ll use the doll. Pam. Pam?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What’s the problem?\"\nMichael: \"The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can’t say anything.\"\nJan: \"Well, that… that’s true in a way. You can’t say anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Where’s the line? Where’s the line, Jan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, that… that’s true in a way. You can’t say anything.\"\nMichael: \"Where’s the line? Where’s the line, Jan.\"\nJan: \"Do you need to see the video again, Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’ve seen the video."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Does that include ‘That’s What She Said’?\"\nMichael: \"Mmmhmm. Yes.\"\nJim: \"Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"There he is.\"\nMichael: \"Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office]\"\nTodd Packer: \"There he is. Good one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You would have done the same. You just didn’t think of it first."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Mike… Michael. Please. I… I… really.\"\nMichael: \"It’s… That’s…\"\nJan: \"That’s not my sense of humor.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [to man entering office] Hello. [introduces] Jan. Mr. O’Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I’m the same age as you, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know about that.\"\nPhyllis: \"We’re in the same High School class.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I have a late birthday and usually September’s a cut-off point. [to Kevin] You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There’s a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"You don’t have to worry. I’m not going to…\"\nMichael: \"I’m not worried.\"\nPhyllis: \"…report you to HR.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? The only thing I’m worried about… is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"He said what?\"\nMichael: \"Good morning, Pam.\"\nPam: \"Good morning, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What’s going on?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You look real thin.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t get what you mean.\"\nPam: \"You just… You look good. Your shirt looks… You look real good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you said I looked thin, so what does… Does that mean I’m like thin weird or thin handsome or… [laughing]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You just… You look good. Your shirt looks… You look real good.\"\nMichael: \"Well, you said I looked thin, so what does… Does that mean I’m like thin weird or thin handsome or… [laughing]\"\nPam: \"Thin handsome, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, well, of course. Of course. [laughing]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"We’re not dating.\"\nMichael: \"No, but I’m saying hypothetically if we were dating…\"\nPam: \"We’re not dating, I’m engaged.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, Roy is dead, and I ask you out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"We’re not dating, I’m engaged.\"\nMichael: \"Well, Roy is dead, and I ask you out.\"\nPam: \"I would say no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You say yes, and we go out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I would say no.\"\nMichael: \"You say yes, and we go out.\"\nPam: \"I would drown myself.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.\"\nMichael: \"Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.\"\nRyan: \"What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don’t you take a couple hours. The office is yours. “Home Alone,” “Risky Business.” Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?\"\nMichael: \"Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don’t you take a couple hours. The office is yours. “Home Alone,” “Risky Business.” Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.\"\nRyan: \"I’m just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You should go.\"\nMichael: \"Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough.\"\nDwight: \"Uh huh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sign the papers at the condo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Uh huh.\"\nMichael: \"Sign the papers at the condo.\"\nDwight: \"You have your lawyer there?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, I don’t need one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You have your lawyer there?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I don’t need one.\"\nDwight: \"Can I be your representative?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t need a representative."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I think I should be there.\"\nMichael: \"No, No.\"\nDwight: \"I’m good. I can make sure things are up to code.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Dwight. I’m fine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m good. I can make sure things are up to code.\"\nMichael: \"No. Dwight. I’m fine.\"\nDwight: \"Please, I’m always the guy you rely on at work.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, this isn’t about work. This is closing on a condo, it’s completely personal."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Please, I’m always the guy you rely on at work.\"\nMichael: \"Well, this isn’t about work. This is closing on a condo, it’s completely personal.\"\nDwight: \"So you’re taking a personal day?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So you’re taking a personal day?\"\nMichael: \"Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work.\"\nDwight: \"Please, I’ll make you proud.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Please, I’ll make you proud.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come.\"\nDwight: \"Yes! As your representative?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: As my associate."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yes! As your representative?\"\nMichael: \"As my associate.\"\nDwight: \"Same thing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No it is not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Same thing.\"\nMichael: \"No it is not.\"\nDwight: \"I have been Michael’s #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart, and I’m like Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you’re going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that’s the way they talk in movies."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Have a great time.\"\nMichael: \"We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?\"\nPam: \"Yeah, I changed them to your new address.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good. The Small Business Man?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription.\"\nMichael: \"How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?\"\nPam: \"[shakes head]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: NO, well can you get on that, because I don’t just read Cracked.  Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What kind of shocks you got on this baby?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?\"\nDwight: \"[tries to open sun roof] I want to put the top down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? No, Dwight. It’s fifty degrees outside.  Don’t… please…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[tries to open sun roof] I want to put the top down.\"\nMichael: \"What? No, Dwight. It’s fifty degrees outside.  Don’t… please…\"\nDwight: \"But then no one can see us.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… Just… Would you put it up? [roof opens] Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"But then no one can see us.\"\nMichael: \"I… Just… Would you put it up? [roof opens] Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner.\"\nDwight: \"Check it out. [points at sunglasses] Terminator.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do not understand what you spend your money on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh. Terrible idea.\"\nMichael: \"I’m putting my bed right over here.\"\nDwight: \"No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, then I will get a warrantee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.\"\nMichael: \"Well, then I will get a warrantee.\"\nDwight: \"Warrantees don’t cover it, plus they’re a rip-off.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well then I won’t get a warrantee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Warrantees don’t cover it, plus they’re a rip-off.\"\nMichael: \"Well then I won’t get a warrantee.\"\nDwight: \"Shh Shh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So that’s the problem, is solved. What?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Michael, this is the unit you saw and…\"\nMichael: \"Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles.\"\nCarol: \"Who told you that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: As far as I can tell, I’m the best-looking person here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Is this a financial thing? If it’s a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no.\"\nCarol: \"That’s some extra income for you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t even know what to say.\"\nMichael: \"I’m thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we’ll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you’re, you know, you’re gone.\"\nDwight: \"Question. Where can I put my terrarium?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What the hell is a terrarium?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Question. Where can I put my terrarium?\"\nMichael: \"What the hell is a terrarium?\"\nDwight: \"It’s a fish tank for snakes and lizards.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?\"\nMichael: \"We take separate cars.\"\nDwight: \"Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why would we do that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm.  We paid it off early.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst.\"\nDwight: \"People love beets.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nobody likes beets."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"People love beets.\"\nMichael: \"Nobody likes beets.\"\nDwight: \"Everybody loves beets.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I’d love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Everybody loves beets.\"\nMichael: \"Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I’d love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet.\"\nDwight: \"Let’s get this roof going.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stop it! [smacks Dwight’s arm]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You’re on the top one.  [Michael stands on podium] Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal. [everyone claps]\"\nMichael: \"I don’t really know what to say. Um, I’m not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment.\"\nJim: \"And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get up here, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What are the specs?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, okay. I’ll tell you. Let’s see here. Three bedroom, two bath…\"\nDwight: \"[talking over Michael] Nice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …contemporary townhouse. Two car parking…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[talking over Michael] Nice.\"\nMichael: \"…contemporary townhouse. Two car parking…\"\nDwight: \"[talking over Michael] Yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …wall-to-wall carpets…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[talking over Michael] Yes.\"\nMichael: \"…wall-to-wall carpets…\"\nDwight: \"[talking over Michael] God, what a steal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …all fixtures included. Yes, this is… This is looking good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[talking over Michael] God, what a steal.\"\nMichael: \"…all fixtures included. Yes, this is… This is looking good.\"\nDwight: \"Does it have a deck?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think it does."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s time.\"\nMichael: \"Are we ready?\"\nDwight: \"That’s it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are we gonna do it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Seal it off.\"\nMichael: \"What? [toilet flushing] What are you doing in there?\"\nDwight: \"Fill it full of cotton or soundproof insulation.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God. Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Fill it full of cotton or soundproof insulation.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, my God. Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Seal it off with drywall so you don’t hear Yo-Yo Ma over there all the time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what I might do, I might make this into a kids’ room."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Seal it off with drywall so you don’t hear Yo-Yo Ma over there all the time.\"\nMichael: \"You know what I might do, I might make this into a kids’ room.\"\nDwight: \"Kids? You don’t even have a girlfriend.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will have a girlfriend once she sees this place. I’m gonna get married and I’m gonna have kids."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Kids? You don’t even have a girlfriend.\"\nMichael: \"I will have a girlfriend once she sees this place. I’m gonna get married and I’m gonna have kids.\"\nDwight: \"Well, that depends on how old she is. What if your girlfriend is 55?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not gonna date a 55-year-old woman."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well, that depends on how old she is. What if your girlfriend is 55?\"\nMichael: \"I’m not gonna date a 55-year-old woman.\"\nDwight: \"Just a possibility.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s not. Just shut up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Just a possibility.\"\nMichael: \"No, it’s not. Just shut up.\"\nDwight: \"If you fall in love with her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re an ass. Shut it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"If you fall in love with her.\"\nMichael: \"You’re an ass. Shut it.\"\nDwight: \"I smell mold.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you don’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I smell mold.\"\nMichael: \"No, you don’t.\"\nDwight: \"Living on a farm, your sense of smell gets very sharp. For example, there are beets in the condo two doors down that way. And someone over there, I believe, is a big fan of olives.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m gonna back out of the deal. Nothing personal, but I feel like I have been taken advantage of here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Ah, well, I’m interested in business.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?\"\nRyan: \"Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is ridiculous."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"That’s actually a test prep book.\"\nMichael: \"…for Phone. What?\"\nRyan: \"That’s a test prep for business school.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, oh, thinking about business school?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"No, not yet.\"\nMichael: \"Uh huh.\"\nRyan: \"Just started.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Quiz me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Just started.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Quiz me.\"\nRyan: \"I… wouldn’t even know where to start.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on, egghead. Let’s do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn’t need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Self taught. You didn’t even go to college.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, Dwight? You don’t need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know… Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then… then you’d know what you’re talking about."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Self taught. You didn’t even go to college.\"\nMichael: \"You know what, Dwight? You don’t need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know… Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then… then you’d know what you’re talking about.\"\nDwight: \"[scoffs] Come on. I’m studying with the master, huh?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: For instance, why don’t you go to business…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?\"\nStanley: \"Okay. It’s called Who Would You Do?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I play this at home all the time while I’m falling asleep. What, uh… . Where are we? Where are we here?  Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You got to… you got to give it to me again.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Alright.\"\nRyan: \"Now I have it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, I better tell somebody. [to fireman] Excuse me, sir…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[coughing] Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don’t teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don’t teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.\"\nDwight: \"That’s exactly what I said.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That’s exactly what I said.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?\"\nDwight: \"Were you absent?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Toaster Oven 101?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m Michael’s number two. He’s one, I’m two. He’s Alpha, I’m Beta. He’s A, I’m B. It’s easy. Whatever Michael is, I’m one less.\"\nMichael: \"Reach for the stars. And if you fail, see rule four. Rule four:\"\nDwight: \"Oh, my God. Ryan is gonna love these.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And at the end I will reveal, that they were all just one rule."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That is so cool.\"\nMichael: \"Mmm-hmm.\"\nDwight: \"Plus you can go, “Rule five, see rule six. Rule six, see rule five.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m not trying to trick him. I’m trying to be a good mentor. So…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Shoot to kill, or kill to shoot.\"\nMichael: \"No, come on, Dwight, I have to have 10 of these by lunch, I promised Ryan.\"\nDwight: \"You could ask for an extension.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not asking the temp for an extension unless I really need it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sherri: \"[on phone] Jan Levinson’s office.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning.\"\nSherri: \"Oh, she’s in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’m gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it’s best to wait till the end of the day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sherri: \"Oh, she’s in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it’s best to wait till the end of the day.\"\nSherri: \"I just need the name of who you’re planning to let go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know… yet. I will have to call her back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sherri: \"Mm-Hmm.\"\nMichael: \"I’ll call her back. [talks softy, to himself] Wish I could fire Sherri.\"\nSherri: \"Hey, I’m still here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay! I’m sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Mm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.\"\nPam: \"Why did you put it off until Halloween?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because it’s very scary stuff."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Why did you put it off until Halloween?\"\nMichael: \"Because it’s very scary stuff.\"\nPam: \"I think it’s gonna put a damper on the party a little.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re worried about the party? There’s a man’s life at stake here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I think it’s gonna put a damper on the party a little.\"\nMichael: \"You’re worried about the party? There’s a man’s life at stake here.\"\nPam: \"So it’s a man?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance… and who you think deserved to be fired – who would that be?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"So it’s a man?\"\nMichael: \"No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance… and who you think deserved to be fired – who would that be?\"\nPam: \"I just answer the phone.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And… sometimes you just let it go to voicemail."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I just answer the phone.\"\nMichael: \"And… sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.\"\nPam: \"You’re costume is fantastic! [laughs]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog. [bobs his head around, causing the costume head to jiggle around]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You’re costume is fantastic! [laughs]\"\nMichael: \"I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog. [bobs his head around, causing the costume head to jiggle around]\"\nPam: \"Oh no, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t. [Michael laughs] Aah! [laughs, then leaves] Okay…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Why is that?\"\nMichael: \"“Bend It Like Beckham.”\"\nKelly: \"Oh, like … the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] Yeah. That would be perfect."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Oh, like … the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] Yeah. That would be perfect.\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don’t really play soccer or anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I don’t really have two heads. So…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela.\"\nMichael: \"It’s not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale.\"\nDwight: \"One of the warehouse guys.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [turns to the fake head, listening] What? There was someone left off that list? Who?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"One of the warehouse guys.\"\nMichael: \"[turns to the fake head, listening] What? There was someone left off that list? Who?\"\nDwight: \"Who is he saying?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re right, I didn’t even think of him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Who is he saying?\"\nMichael: \"You’re right, I didn’t even think of him.\"\nDwight: \"No, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, that’s actually a really good idea."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, that’s actually a really good idea.\"\nDwight: \"No, not me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah… I could."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, not me.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah… I could.\"\nDwight: \"Not Dwight.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not saying that’s what he said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Not Dwight.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not saying that’s what he said.\"\nDwight: \"I know that’s what he said.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [listening to his head] What?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I know that’s what he said.\"\nMichael: \"[listening to his head] What?\"\nDwight: \"Tell him, not Dwight.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is not a very nice thing to say about him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Tell him, not Dwight.\"\nMichael: \"That is not a very nice thing to say about him.\"\nDwight: \"Tell him to stop.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you kidding?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Tell him to stop.\"\nMichael: \"Are you kidding?\"\nDwight: \"Quiet, you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I agree. He’d land on his feet."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He wouldn’t listen to me\"\nMichael: \"Ahh, come on.\"\nDwight: \"If you want to fire him, you’re going to have to tell him yourself.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I’m certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just… [waves Dwight away]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And I turned it down.\"\nMichael: \"What?! That would’ve solved all my problems.\"\nDwight: \"Out of loyalty to this company…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, you idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Out of loyalty to this company…\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you idiot.\"\nDwight: \"… so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you left, I wouldn’t have to fire anybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"… so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.\"\nMichael: \"If you left, I wouldn’t have to fire anybody.\"\nDwight: \"But then you wouldn’t have me here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Big deal. Oh, it would’ve worked out so well. Can you get it back?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"But then you wouldn’t have me here.\"\nMichael: \"Big deal. Oh, it would’ve worked out so well. Can you get it back?\"\nDwight: \"It’s in Maryland.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can call. Can you call ’em?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s in Maryland.\"\nMichael: \"You can call. Can you call ’em?\"\nDwight: \"I can’t. I… I suppose I coul… no. They never really made me an offer anyway.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, I really didn’t mean to…\"\nMichael: \"Help. Me.\"\nJim: \"I’m sorry?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, are you firing Creed?\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no. That’s just the first thing… came… in head.\"\nJim: \"We should switch seats in order to…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, that’s a good idea."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"We should switch seats in order to…\"\nMichael: \"Yes, that’s a good idea.\"\nJim: \"Alright. [they stand up] Excuse me.[They sit down] I’m really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it’s purely budgetary. It’s not personal…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Aaaahh! I’m gonna kill myself!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s an overreaction.\"\nMichael: \"Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they’re saying this has to be done by the end of the month.\"\nJim: \"Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… this is Creed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.\"\nMichael: \"And I’m very angry, and I want…\"\nJim: \"[picks up the phone] Michael Scott here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m gonna kill you. I’m going to kill you for firing me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[picks up the phone] Michael Scott here.\"\nMichael: \"I’m gonna kill you. I’m going to kill you for firing me.\"\nJim: \"Toby? Mm hmm. [looks back to Michael] I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off.[sits back down in his chair and waves Jim off.] Just, just… yeah."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"What are you telling me?\"\nMichael: \"I… we’re gonna have to… You… you want something better.\"\nCreed: \"No, I don’t. I wanna stay right here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you wanna leave."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"No, I don’t. I wanna stay right here.\"\nMichael: \"No, you wanna leave.\"\nCreed: \"No, I wanna stay here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why… why are you making this so hard?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"No, I wanna stay here.\"\nMichael: \"Why… why are you making this so hard?\"\nCreed: \"Um, I think there’s a misunderstanding, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think you’re right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Um, I think there’s a misunderstanding, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I think you’re right.\"\nCreed: \"Can I go?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, of course  you can’t go. We haven’t even started this horrible process of… okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you’re a great guy, and I like you, you’re… you’re, goodbye."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Let’s call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days.\"\nMichael: \"What old days? What are you talking about?\"\nCreed: \"Did you start the paperwork yet?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s right here on the desk, yeah."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Did you start the paperwork yet?\"\nMichael: \"It’s right here on the desk, yeah.\"\nCreed: \"You don’t have to do this, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t, I can’t…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"You don’t have to do this, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I can’t, I can’t…\"\nCreed: \"Undo it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t change anything. This is the way…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Undo it!\"\nMichael: \"I can’t change anything. This is the way…\"\nCreed: \"No, you have the power to undo it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t… okay, just listen."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You’re they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you’d see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You’re a fine man.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t…\"\nCreed: \"Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one’s gonna miss him. Good, good, good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Devon: \"Creed’s an idiot, you know that.\"\nMichael: \"Well, he…\"\nDevon: \"No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, maybe I did."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Devon: \"No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time.\"\nMichael: \"Well, maybe I did.\"\nDevon: \"Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Huh. No! I can’t, no. I can’t go back. I would look like an idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Devon: \"So you might not look like an idiot?\"\nMichael: \"No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and…\"\nDevon: \"This is unbelievable!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just hope that you and I can remain friends."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kid: \"I’m a bumble bee.\"\nMichael: \"You look great! And you’re a princess?\"\nKid: \"A fairy princess.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A fairy princess. You’re very… ."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kid: \"A fairy princess.\"\nMichael: \"A fairy princess. You’re very… .\"\nKid: \"I’m a lion.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re a lion. [trying to to open a bag of candy] Wow, I want to hear your, your… Oh! [the bag tears open, spilling all the candy] Oh, okay, that’s all yours. That’s all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Michael, do you have the name of the employee you’re letting go? I’d like to start working on out-placement.\"\nMichael: \"Fine. If you are so anxious to see a head roll, it’s you. There. You brought it on yourself. Too bad. Can’t say that I’m sorry. It’s a relief.\"\nToby: \"I don’t report to you, Michael. I report to the head of HR in New York.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You asked for a name, I gave you a name. Now you’re not doing your job. Why don’t you just resign?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t report to you, Michael. I report to the head of HR in New York.\"\nMichael: \"You asked for a name, I gave you a name. Now you’re not doing your job. Why don’t you just resign?\"\nToby: \"They would just send someone else. You need to have an HR representative.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just know that if I could have fired you, I would have."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"They would just send someone else. You need to have an HR representative.\"\nMichael: \"Just know that if I could have fired you, I would have.\"\nToby: \"I know, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m going to have to do this Sopranos-style. Just whack him. Guys, could you take the freight elevator, please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"No, no. I had some, thanks.\"\nMichael: \"[slurping] Oh, wow. How long have you worked here? How many years, Creed?\"\nCreed: \"Fifteen years, I think.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, that’s right. Fifteen years and three months. Wow, you were hired before I was. Must be thinking about retirement."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Yeah. Yeah. And I buy them stuff, you know. Oh, made some bad investments. Why are you asking me this?\"\nMichael: \"Just trying to be your friend.\"\nCreed: \"Well, you never asked me about my life before, is all.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Of course, I did. I always… Yes, I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Well, you never asked me about my life before, is all.\"\nMichael: \"Of course, I did. I always… Yes, I do.\"\nCreed: \"Do you have something specific you wanted to talk to me about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you pulling my leg or…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[on the phone] This is Jan.\"\nMichael: \"His name was Devon.\"\nJan: \"Excuse me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The human being man’s name was Devon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Excuse me?\"\nMichael: \"The human being man’s name was Devon.\"\nJan: \"Devon. The… Oh, is this the man that you…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [talking over Jan] Yes, yes, yes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Devon. The… Oh, is this the man that you…\"\nMichael: \"[talking over Jan] Yes, yes, yes.\"\nJan: \"The person that you fired, Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, it is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"The person that you fired, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, it is.\"\nJan: \"Is that what you’re… Okay. Oh, you sound a little… A little upset.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, well, I am. A little. Justifiably. My Halloween is ruined."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Is that what you’re… Okay. Oh, you sound a little… A little upset.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, well, I am. A little. Justifiably. My Halloween is ruined.\"\nJan: \"Well, I have to say that I am impressed, Michael. I know… I know how hard that was.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you? I don’t think you do. Devon was one of my best buddies. And now he hates me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, I have to say that I am impressed, Michael. I know… I know how hard that was.\"\nMichael: \"Do you? I don’t think you do. Devon was one of my best buddies. And now he hates me.\"\nJan: \"Well, I’m glad you did it, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [talking over Jan] You’re glad?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, I’m glad you did it, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"[talking over Jan] You’re glad?\"\nJan: \"And so, good job. Good job.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thanks. Thanks so much. You think it was good?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"And so, good job. Good job.\"\nMichael: \"Thanks. Thanks so much. You think it was good?\"\nJan: \"Yeah. Good job.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [talking over Jan] Think I did a good job? Great. I feel good. I’m gonna give myself a pat on the back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yeah. Good job.\"\nMichael: \"[talking over Jan] Think I did a good job? Great. I feel good. I’m gonna give myself a pat on the back.\"\nJan: \"[talking over Michael] Yup. Yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There. I’m doing it. Right there. Great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Did you ask me here for any specific reason?\"\nMichael: \"Uhh, yes, I did, here’s the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information.\"\nRyan: \"Why is that secret? [Pam knocks and walks into Michael’s office]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to Pam] Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, thank you. I know where to sign.\"\nPam: \"It’s just last year you…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Last year they were out of order, weren’t they Pam?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It’s just last year you…\"\nMichael: \"Last year they were out of order, weren’t they Pam?\"\nPam: \"Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That’s pretty good. Um, actually, I’m sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, Dwight’s a purple belt, so…\"\nMichael: \"So? I’ve beaten up black belts.\"\nJim: \"Uh, how did you know they were black belts?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I’m just lucky I got out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I can’t. I just got a manicure.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, queer… [realizes he is on camera] eye. Queer eye. That’s a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it.\"\nJim: \"Just have Dwight punch you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year’s Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?\"\nDwight: \"Ok, I’ll punch you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, here we go. Alright, come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I just have a quick question.\"\nMichael: \"I haven’t signed them, ok?\"\nPam: \"No, it’s not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I’m probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can’t stop you from being mugged. He’s just not tough enough."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, it’s not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I’m probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?\"\nMichael: \"Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can’t stop you from being mugged. He’s just not tough enough.\"\nPam: \"He’s a purple belt. That’s really high.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That’s ridiculous. I could murder him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"He’s a purple belt. That’s really high.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That’s ridiculous. I could murder him.\"\nPam: \"It’s just out there, you…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, so that’s what they are saying?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I didn’t sucker punch you, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"No, Really?\"\nDwight: \"In case you remember, I was defending my honor… like a samurai.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"In case you remember, I was defending my honor… like a samurai.\"\nMichael: \"Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22.\"\nDwight: \"Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches:"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Eat it!\"\nMichael: \"Alright, that’s the way you want it.\"\nDwight: \"Two more.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ira: \"No points for pants.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, you have… No, you have something… God, you look like such an idiot! [Lots of yelling and flailing of arms by Michael and Dwight]\"\nIra: \"Clean single kick, gentlemen.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No holding.\"\nMichael: \"You can’t see. You can’t see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. [Michael is using his head guard to hit Dwight] Eight points. Nine points. [Begins to hock a loogie]\"\nDwight: \"No, stop it! Come on! Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Open your mouth."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, stop it! Come on! Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Open your mouth.\"\nDwight: \"No, Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? “Raging Bull.” Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work… Oh, oh check this out. Come here. [Michael opens his blinds and looks at Ryan in the parking lot] There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This’ll be hilarious. [Calls Ryan on the phone, Ryan doesn’t pick up after seeing that Michael is calling] Oh, we’re playing phone tag."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I have the emergency contacts.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I’ll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?\"\nRyan: \"Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you’re doing anything crazy, give me a shout."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Of course.\"\nMichael: \"And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, I don’t know…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know, I know, I wouldn’t be offering it if I didn’t think you could handle it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I don’t know…\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know, I know, I wouldn’t be offering it if I didn’t think you could handle it.\"\nDwight: \"I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, title change only."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, title change only.\"\nDwight: \"I’ll have Pam send out a memo.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. Three month probationary period. Let’s not tell anybody about this right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’ll have Pam send out a memo.\"\nMichael: \"No, no. Three month probationary period. Let’s not tell anybody about this right now.\"\nDwight: \"Just a formality.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Absolutely but not really."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Just a formality.\"\nMichael: \"Absolutely but not really.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, I have so much to learn from you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes you do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You just said it. You just said it.\"\nMichael: \"No, that’s not how I meant it.\"\nDwight: \"Die. You just… You said it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Shut up, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Master: \"You’re gonna have to take them off. It’s a sign of respect.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Well, in my office, if you took off your shoes, it would be a sign of disrespect. Stinkyfeetville. Kind of a ying-yang. [exclaiming] Oh, stretchin’. I like to stay tight. Compact. [Dwight screaming]\"\nMaster: \"Here’s your gear. Please put this on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you have, do you have anything in, like, black?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Hi, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Did you hear about the fight? Well, it wasn’t much of a fight, actually.\"\nStanley: \"No. Are those purchase orders signed?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I opened a big can of whoop-ass on him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"No. Are those purchase orders signed?\"\nMichael: \"I opened a big can of whoop-ass on him.\"\nStanley: \"Huh? What?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I went medieval on his heinie."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Huh? What?\"\nMichael: \"I went medieval on his heinie.\"\nStanley: \"Are those purchase orders signed?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, Stanley. I don’t tell you how to do your job, do I? He…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Are those purchase orders signed?\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Stanley. I don’t tell you how to do your job, do I? He…\"\nStanley: \"Look, I just want to have a job, Michael. If we don’t get these purchase orders…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Grow a pair, Stanley. Right? There not gonna downsize because I miss a lot of deadlines. That’s not how business works, okay? [sighs] Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"This is what you had Ryan do.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, under my tutelage.\"\nPam: \"Well, what about the other stuff that has to be in today?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you didn’t badger me with so many questions, Pam, I could be done with it by now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"So when we get to the Radisson, I’d like to, um-\"\nMichael: \"I changed it.  To Chili’s.\"\nJan: \"Excuse me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Radisson just gives out this vibe, “Oh, I’m doing business at the Radisson”.  It’s kind of snooty.  So."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Excuse me?\"\nMichael: \"Radisson just gives out this vibe, “Oh, I’m doing business at the Radisson”.  It’s kind of snooty.  So.\"\nJan: \"You had no right to do that, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Here’s the thing. Chili’s is the new golf course.  It’s where business happens.  Small Businessman Magazine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You had no right to do that, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Here’s the thing. Chili’s is the new golf course.  It’s where business happens.  Small Businessman Magazine.\"\nJan: \"It said that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It will.  I sent it in.  Letter to the editor."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"It said that.\"\nMichael: \"It will.  I sent it in.  Letter to the editor.\"\nJan: \"Alright.  But you will let me run this meeting.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh huh, uh huh. [under his breath] Power trip."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?\"\nMichael: \"No, no.  That would not be efficient.  Actually, they just don’t get very much work done when I’m not here.  [Jan stares at Michael] That’s not true.  I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I’m not here.  Not more.  The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare]  Hey, everybody, listen up.  This is what we’re gonna do.  You sit tight, until I return.  Sound good?  Doesn’t matter, it’s an order.  Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok?  Alright, ciao.  [to Oscar] Adios!\"\nJan: \"So which way is Chili’s?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, I’ll drive."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"So which way is Chili’s?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I’ll drive.\"\nJan: \"Oh, no, that’s alright.  I wanna leave straight from there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s just a couple blocks away, so… boy, you really don’t know Scranton, do you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Why would we need a signal?\"\nMichael: \"Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-\"\nJan: \"What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I… it could be either of us."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael, we got divorced, ok? [to Christian] I’m so sorry.  Excuse me.\"\nMichael: \"Wow, you’re kidding me!  Do you wanna talk about?\"\nJan: \"Michael. [to hostess] Uh, could we have a table for three, please?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: When did this happen?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Christian: \"That’s right.\"\nMichael: \"You know?\"\nChristian: \"You were really brave!  You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s true."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Christian: \"Right down the street?\"\nMichael: \"Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised.  Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin’.  I know this place.  I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have.  It’s home, you know?  I know the challenges this county’s up against.  Here’s the thing about those discount suppliers.  They don’t care.  They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we’re all gone, they jack up the prices.\"\nChristian: \"I know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s bad."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Christian: \"I know.\"\nMichael: \"It’s bad.\"\nChristian: \"It’s terrible.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It, you know what, it really is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Bye… thanks. [pumps fist] Yes!\"\nMichael: \"We did it!\"\nJan: \"We got it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nailed it.  Nailed it!  Come here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Jan Levinson-Gould.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, no, no, no Gould.\"\nDwight: \"Did you do her?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is none of your affair because she is your boss-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Did you do her?\"\nMichael: \"This is none of your affair because she is your boss-\"\nDwight: \"And she is your boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And she is a woman.  She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman.  And you know what?  I don’t think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. [to camera]  Jan, I defend your honor.  [to Dwight]  Is that all?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What do you mean?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I have a pajama party.  At the Playboy Mansion.  With the bunnies.\"\nJan: \"Michael.  I need you to take this seriously.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t get out of it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Are you hearing me?\"\nMichael: \"I’m hearing you, meeting confirmed.\"\nJan: \"This is a very important-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Meeting confirmed.  Would you like your confirmation number?  Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It’s performance review day, company-wide.  Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds.  So, I don’t really know what to expect.\"\nMichael: \"Pam, you’re trustworthy-\"\nPam: \"Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And a woman-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"And a woman-\"\nPam: \"Oh, no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. [Jan on recording] “Michael, it’s Jan. I guess I missed you.  I’ll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews.  I hope it’s understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.”  First impressions?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, no.\"\nMichael: \"And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. [Jan on recording] “Michael, it’s Jan. I guess I missed you.  I’ll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews.  I hope it’s understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.”  First impressions?\"\nPam: \"Uh, just off the top… I think she’ll be here this afternoon.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been [makes slashing neck hand motion] swack, divorced.  Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we’ll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing.  We just sort of got caught up in the moment.  The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager.  Just, uh, she didn’t want it to continue for some reason.  It, we both, I didn’t want it, we both didn’t want it to continue.  Was not professional.  Um, when people say something’s mutual, it never is.  But this was mutual."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"She missed you.\"\nMichael: \"But then she goes on to say “that will be our only topic of discussion”.  That doesn’t mean anything, those are just words.\"\nPam: \"I have one idea of what it means.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. Yeah, what, what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I have one idea of what it means.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. Yeah, what, what?\"\nPam: \"Well I don’t think you’re gonna be very happy with this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ohhh, great.  Well, now I’m in a terrible mood.  Let’s do your performance review-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Well I don’t think you’re gonna be very happy with this.\"\nMichael: \"Ohhh, great.  Well, now I’m in a terrible mood.  Let’s do your performance review-\"\nPam: \"Because she’s conflicted.  She has to be professional, but she’s fighting feelings… for you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, why, that’s great news?   That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Because she’s conflicted.  She has to be professional, but she’s fighting feelings… for you.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, why, that’s great news?   That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?\"\nPam: \"Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, wow, wow.  Alright, let’s listen to that again. [plays Jan’s message] “Michael, it’s Jan.  I guess I missed you”."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I am returning your many calls.\"\nMichael: \"Well, hello to you, too.  Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili’s.\"\nJan: \"No. No, we won’t be discussing that, Michael.  The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili’s."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.\"\nMichael: \"Been thinking about you.\"\nJan: \"Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, I don’t see how that’s unprofessional. Just-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What suggestion box?\"\nMichael: \"The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously?  Maybe there’s prizes?\"\nPam: \"Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t you find it and tell people to get theirs… never mind, I’ll tell them.  Hello, everybody?  Yeah, uh, attention, please.  Jan Levinson’s coming, very soon, and so, we’re going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m good; how are you?\"\nMichael: \"Good to see you.\"\nJan: \"Nice to see you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. [tries to kiss Jan’s hand] Ok, why don’t we just step into my office?  We’re gonna go in here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Nice to see you.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. [tries to kiss Jan’s hand] Ok, why don’t we just step into my office?  We’re gonna go in here.\"\nJan: \"Can we please go in your office?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yep, right after you.  Apres-vous. [mouths to Pam] No calls."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, it’s time for the suggestion box meeting.\"\nMichael: \"I’m kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn’t interrupt.\"\nPam: \"You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did not, not, not use those words."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Next suggestion.\"\nMichael: \"Arrr, dooby dooby do. “You need to do something about your B.O.”\"\nDwight: \"You need to do something about your B.O.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, I don’t know who this suggestion is meant for, but it’s more of a personal suggestion and it’s not an office suggestion.  Far be it for me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Sometimes you talk to us real close.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, is that hard for you?  Alright, well-\"\nAngela: \"Well, when you have coffee breath-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll work on that-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Well, when you have coffee breath-\"\nMichael: \"I’ll work on that-\"\nAngela: \"It’s hard.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s keep going.  Keep it going.  Yep.  What do we have here?  We have somebody’s piece of gum.  Somebody put a piece of gum in there.  This is not a, a garbage can, this is the future of our company.  This is not a place for gum.  I don’t wanna have to read these tomorrow."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, who wants to come in on a Saturday?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, what? Uh, alright, next suggestion.\"\nDwight: \"Next suggestion.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: “Don’t sl-“, ok, that’s blank [Dwight picks up note] Don’t, just put it-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I can’t, I can’t-\"\nMichael: \"I don’t understand why you’re so upset.\"\nJan: \"Please sit down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let me ask you-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Please sit down.\"\nMichael: \"Let me ask you-\"\nJan: \"You’re gonna sit here and I’m gonna go sit over there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, let me ask you this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You’re gonna sit here and I’m gonna go sit over there.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, let me ask you this.\"\nJan: \"Please, sit yourself down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let me ask you something."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Please, sit yourself down.\"\nMichael: \"Let me ask you something.\"\nJan: \"What, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Where did you get your outfit?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’d also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, third wheel, why don’t you do that?\"\nDwight: \"For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was deer!? Gross, oh!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"For instance, the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.\"\nMichael: \"That was deer!? Gross, oh!\"\nDwight: \"You liked it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, did not!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael, now is not the time or the place.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, so you’re saying that there is a different time or place?\"\nJan: \"No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, ok, well never as in ‘never ever ever’, or never as in there’s still a chance?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.\"\nMichael: \"Well, ok, well never as in ‘never ever ever’, or never as in there’s still a chance?\"\nJan: \"Never, for me, always means ‘never ever ever.’\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just want to know, from the horse’s mouth, what is the dealio?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Never, for me, always means ‘never ever ever.’\"\nMichael: \"I just want to know, from the horse’s mouth, what is the dealio?\"\nJan: \"Michael, it has nothing-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Am I too short?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Really.  You’re, you’re, you’re a great guy, ok?\"\nMichael: \"I appreciate that, thank you.\"\nJan: \"And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I wasn’t, I didn’t cry-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-\"\nMichael: \"No, I wasn’t, I didn’t cry-\"\nJan: \"At this time in my life.  I just am not in the place right now where I’m looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but… ok?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So my looks have nothing to do with it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"At this time in my life.  I just am not in the place right now where I’m looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but… ok?\"\nMichael: \"So my looks have nothing to do with it?\"\nJan: \"Ohhh, God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now.  And it doesn’t matter how great a guy I am.  And that is all I needed; I’m good.  I can go home now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael, I don’t know what to say.\"\nMichael: \"Um, you’re in accounting…\"\nOscar: \"Yes, I’m in accounting and I’m sorry and all the extra days. I know I passed my limit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, good, good, good. Something to work toward, being here more. I’m a big believer in people being here more."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So, that’s… It’s great.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, it is.\"\nJim: \"Yeah. You have fun?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I did."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, so close call at second. Was there an infield fly?\"\nMichael: \"Um, yup, wait, yes.\"\nJim: \"Pop-up?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, there… Later there was."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So, you got the signal from the third-base coach. You know what I’m saying? Like if there was a fly out to deep right, you know. A runner on second. He tagged up, didn’t he?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t, you know, it was… It was dark, for one thing.\"\nJim: \"Office romances. Um… [laughs] I think you should probably ask Pam ’cause she’s in an office romance, technically.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s just push on, shall we?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"There’s one more suggestion.\"\nMichael: \"How pleasant. You can…\"\nDwight: \"“Way to go man, Jan’s really hot.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, I think we’re good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Did you call my ex?\"\nMichael: \"No, I did not.\"\nJan: \"Gould, you said, Gould.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Maybe I did. Maybe I  called him, I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Okay, how dare you do that?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t do that. I… Maybe he called me.\"\nJan: \"Why would he do that? Why would he call you, Michael? Why would my husband call you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ex-husband, you have to let it go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ok, I’m sorry.  What is going on in there? Why is he here?  What are you doing?\"\nMichael: \"I can’t tell you.\"\nDwight: \"You have to tell me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t have to tell you anything."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You have to tell me.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t have to tell you anything.\"\nDwight: \"Look, Michael, I know you don’t want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok?  I’m in the best shape of my life.  Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr!  That’s strong!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Look, Michael, I know you don’t want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok?  I’m in the best shape of my life.  Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr!  That’s strong!\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, but that doesn’t matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not going get a brain-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Or get hit by a car-\"\nMichael: \"Stop it.\"\nDwight: \"Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok?  Why don’t you just go… away?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yup, it’s, uh, four o’clock.\"\nMichael: \"One more hour.  Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don’t know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don’t, we could hang out.\"\nJim: \"Oh, um… .I can’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You have plans."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, um… .I can’t.\"\nMichael: \"You have plans.\"\nJim: \"Uh hmm, definitely.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do, too. I do, too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Uh hmm, definitely.\"\nMichael: \"I do, too. I do, too.\"\nJim: \"You do?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do, yeah. Big plans."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You do?\"\nMichael: \"I do, yeah. Big plans.\"\nJim: \"Because you said “do you wanna hang out”-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tonight, I can’t do it tonight, no.  Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.\"\nMichael: \"It’s the best.  It’s the best.  I would not miss it for the world.  But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.\"\nJim: \"Improv sounds great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is. Ok."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Battlestar Galatica.\"\nMichael: \"That’s, whatever stupid show you want-\"\nDwight: \"I can’t-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: To watch tonight"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bill: \"Oh, don’t worry.  We’re all gonna carpool.\"\nMichael: \"So Bernie’s, huh?  We’re all going to Bernie’s? [to camera]  Go to Bernie’s?\"\nBill: \"Oh sorry, we’re not going as a group, it’s just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right, right, right.  Well guys, I’d love to go to Bernie’s with you, but, you know, I have an office party.  A big office party I need to go to, so…  Can’t get out of it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sadiq (It Guy): \"Why do you have that?\"\nMichael: \"Comedy; it’s funny.  It’s Johnny Carson, Karnak.  It’s, um, put it back.  Huhhhh, did you have Johnny Carson in your land?\"\nSadiq (It Guy): \"In Pittsburgh?  Yeah, but I never really watched him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. You were forbidden."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sadiq (It Guy): \"In Pittsburgh?  Yeah, but I never really watched him.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. You were forbidden.\"\nSadiq (It Guy): \"No, I’m much younger than you.  I watched Conan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, I’m gonna, uhh, get a cup of coffee.  Do you want some coffee er-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What’s going on, Michael.  Talk to me.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know, same old stuff.  Same old.  Boss just been ridin’ my ass.\"\nDwight: \"Oh no! Jan!?  What’s goin’ on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t wanna talk about it.  I just wanna hang out, just be one of the guys."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh no! Jan!?  What’s goin’ on?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t wanna talk about it.  I just wanna hang out, just be one of the guys.\"\nDwight: \"The most important one of the guys.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s not the point."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Jim, this is hardly the time.\"\nMichael: \"No, this is completely the time, this is perfect time.  This is just guys gently ribbing each other, it’s what it’s all about, just hangin’ out.  Enjoying friends, all being the same.  Worker bees.\"\nDwight: \"And their king bee.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, just bees, just bees hanging out, buzzing around."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And their king bee.\"\nMichael: \"No, just bees, just bees hanging out, buzzing around.\"\nDwight: \"Master bee.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not a master bee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Master bee.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not a master bee.\"\nDwight: \"Queen bee.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m just a bee, Dwight, ok, just a bee, just buzzin’."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mary-Beth: \"I don’t think… he was saying-\"\nMichael: \"Well, you kept-\"\nMary-Beth: \"He kept saying “shut up”-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Going into nuclear something; that’s not where the scene was going."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mary-Beth: \"We’ve seen you do that character before though.  I mean, you know, that’s cool.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s, like, well, it’s, you know, when refine it, refine a character down to its essence,  that’s…\"\nMary-Beth: \"Like Jim Carrey or something.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Exactly, thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mary-Beth: \"Like Jim Carrey or something.\"\nMichael: \"Exactly, thank you.\"\nMary-Beth: \"Right, well I wasn’t saying that-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I appreciate that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mary-Beth: \"Right, well I wasn’t saying that-\"\nMichael: \"I appreciate that.\"\nMary-Beth: \"Nah, I know, I just meant that… he shot me, I just-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Or Ryan Stiles, something like that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mary-Beth: \"Nah, I know, I just meant that… he shot me, I just-\"\nMichael: \"Or Ryan Stiles, something like that.\"\nMary-Beth: \"Yeah, ya know maybe, he made me get on the ground, and I didn’t feel safe in this game.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You shouldn’t have been, ’cause you were dealing with Michael Scarn.  That was exactly what I was hoping to achieve, so that is probably the best thing you could have said, that’s a compliment."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Improv Teacher: \"Ok, for the next exercise, let’s everyone pair up.[everyone picks a partner] And everyone got somebody?  Ok, good. [Michael is partner-less] Uh, ok, uh, why don’t you go out in the hallway and go through all the rules in your head.  Ok, you take a break and sort of run through the rules in your head.  Ok, stay there.\"\nMichael: \"I’ll just throw out some suggestions.\"\nImprov Teacher: \"Ok, you guys wanna start? [to Michael]  Don’t throw out any-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They’re in a whorehouse."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Really shove it.\"\nMichael: \"You’ll break it.\"\nDwight: \"Shove it through! Break it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don’t break the branches, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I got a splinter.\"\nMichael: \"Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?\"\nDwight: \"I’ve got it leveraged. Push. Straight up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"[holds up the piece of tree he just cut off with a paper cutter] Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?\"\nMichael: \"A, that’s what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year.\"\nKevin: \"But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That’s what Christmas is all about."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think I did a pretty good job.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah? Who did you have?\"\nJim: \"Well, I can’t tell you cause it’s a secret.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think I got something pretty nice for my guy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, there’s a $20 limit, right? So .. ?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond.\"\nJim: \"That’s great. Well don’t tell me who it is, cause I can ..\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[unwraps present] Whoa, a video iPod.\"\nMichael: \"Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away.\"\nRyan: \"Wasn’t there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t know that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"It sounds mean.\"\nMichael: \"Shut it. No, it’s not. Okay, just give it a shot.\"\nAngela: \"Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He’s not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [starts to cry]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, Meredith is up first. Here’s the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else’s gift that they’ve already gotten, like the oven mitt."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Liquor Store Clerk: \"It comes to $166.41.\"\nMichael: \"All right, now, you’re the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?\"\nLiquor Store Clerk: \"Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Cool, cool. Box it up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Oh, no.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, yeah, yeah.\"\nRyan: \"I really did not do anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"This is so awesome.\"\nMichael: \"Not bad. And if it couldn’t go to Ryan, you are the guy I’d want it to go to.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re welcome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[grabbing Michael around the neck] Merry Christmas, asswipe!\"\nMichael: \"No way. Oh, you’re kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!\"\nTodd Packer: \"[rapping] What’s up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"[rapping] What’s up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Pacman need a drinky.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, let’s fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby’s gonna fix you up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"That’s okay, Mike.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it.\"\nDarryl: \"All right. Thanks, man.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, Merry Christmas."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I need to know…\"\nMichael: \"Banana fana fo fanley.\"\nStanley: \"What we’re doing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Be my mo manley."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Is this an overnight?\"\nMichael: \"Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn’t it?\"\nStanley: \"Should my wife tell her boss she’s not coming in tomorrow?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Maybe, I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Should my wife tell her boss she’s not coming in tomorrow?\"\nMichael: \"Maybe, I don’t know.\"\nStanley: \"Not maybe. Yes or no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, no. But… okay, don’t spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Not maybe. Yes or no.\"\nMichael: \"Well, no. But… okay, don’t spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.\"\nStanley: \"In January?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s cheaper."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?\"\nMichael: \"To throw you off the scent.\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit.\"\nMichael: \"Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it.\"\nKelly: \"I took the tags off already.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, that’s not my fault, okay? Just.. we’re not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you’re all thinking, “Who is this smart little cookie?” Her name is Brenda… something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Captain Jack: \"They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat.\"\nMichael: \"But don’t worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight.\"\nCaptain Jack: \"Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it’s very easy. Anywhere over the side. [Dwight laughs loudly.] Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We’re gonna get it going in just a few minutes here…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Captain Jack: \"Okay, Michael, if you don’t mind…\"\nMichael: \"Rock it!\"\nCaptain Jack: \"Please, okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If the boat’s a-rockin’, don’t come knockin’!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Captain Jack: \"Your company’s employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?\"\nMichael: \"We’re all gonna have a good time tonight!\"\nCaptain Jack: \"Why don’t you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hm? Okay. Yep."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brenda: \"Yeah. Everybody’s really nice.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers.\"\nBrenda: \"When are you going to start the presentation?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so… right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Captain Jack: \"All right, all right, that was great! Now it’s time for the dance contest!\"\nMichael: \"But before that, I have to do my presentation.\"\nCaptain Jack: \"Nope! Dance contest!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, we’ll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Captain Jack: \"So, what’s this presentation all about?\"\nMichael: \"Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?\"\nCaptain Jack: \"Women and children.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. Salesmen and profit centers."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Captain Jack: \"Women and children.\"\nMichael: \"No, no. Salesmen and profit centers.\"\nCaptain Jack: \"That’s a stupid analogy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, well, obviously you don’t know anything about leadership."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Roy: \"Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what’s really important, and… Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let’s do it! Come on, Pam!\"\nMichael: \"I don’t want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?\"\nRoy: \"No, it was Captain Jack.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well… could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing.  Congratulations. That is great!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What happened to you?\"\nMichael: \"Captain Jack has a problem with authority.\"\nJim: \"Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?\"\nMichael: \"He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.\"\nJim: \"What a night.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it’s nice for you. Your friend got engaged."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What a night.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s nice for you. Your friend got engaged.\"\nJim: \"She was always engaged.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Roy said the first one didn’t count."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"She was always engaged.\"\nMichael: \"Roy said the first one didn’t count.\"\nJim: \"That’s… great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? You’re kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s… great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so…\"\nMichael: \"Really? You’re kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan…\"\nJim: \"Yeah, I know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah, I know.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute.\"\nJim: \"Yeah. She’s really funny, and she’s warm. And she’s just… well, anyway.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, if you like her so much, don’t give up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah. She’s really funny, and she’s warm. And she’s just… well, anyway.\"\nMichael: \"Well, if you like her so much, don’t give up.\"\nJim: \"She’s engaged.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: BFD. Engaged ain’t married."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Can we come in?\"\nMichael: \"Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.\"\nJan: \"Thank you very much.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Have a seat."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Oh, really? A surprise visit from his boss?\"\nMichael: \"Two ladies at once. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, you heard something. Um, yeah, it’s a booze cruise, but it… There’s more to the story than that. It…\"\nJan: \"A booze cruise? What do you mean?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Leadership off-site. Uh, booze cruise is just a rhyme…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"A booze cruise? What do you mean?\"\nMichael: \"Leadership off-site. Uh, booze cruise is just a rhyme…\"\nJan: \"Michael, we discussed the IRS’s regulations.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I don’t even know why I said booze cruise. I don’t even think there’s booze on the boat."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Okay, this event has to have legitimate business content to be tax deductible.\"\nMichael: \"Of course.\"\nJan: \"We discussed that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Of course, of course. Yes. Yes. Look, I have a whole program planned. Jan, this program is going to change people’s lives. I am going to be dropping serious knowledge all over the boat."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Okay, you know, I’m gonna go now, and…\"\nMichael: \"Oh, okay.\"\nJan: \"Good luck, Brenda.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll see you later."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Good luck, Brenda.\"\nMichael: \"I’ll see you later.\"\nJan: \"Okay, see you later. And try to be professional.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll call you later."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Okay, see you later. And try to be professional.\"\nMichael: \"I’ll call you later.\"\nJan: \"No, that’s all right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s like…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, that’s all right.\"\nMichael: \"That’s like…\"\nJan: \"You call me if you need anything, Brenda.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll call you, too. [to Brenda] So. You are probably gonna get carded, so I can make you a fake ID. We have a laminating machine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"At home, not on a boat?\"\nMichael: \"Flash cards.\"\nRyan: \"Flash cards. Doesn’t really help me right now because I’m on a boat.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are gonna get seasick if you keep reading in here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.\"\nMichael: \"Pam! It’s Michael.  Help me!  I need help right now.\"\nPam: \"Michael, what’s wrong?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m hurt, I have hurt myself.  Oh my God!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, what’s wrong?\"\nMichael: \"I’m hurt, I have hurt myself.  Oh my God!\"\nPam: \"Ok, wait wait wait wait…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Ok, wait wait wait wait…\"\nMichael: \"Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!\"\nPam: \"Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I want you to pick me up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, whoa, Michael…\"\nMichael: \"Oh God!\"\nJim: \"It’s, okay, it’s Jim.  Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"It’s, okay, it’s Jim.  Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.\"\nMichael: \"OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.\"\nJim: \"You burned\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I enjoy having breakfast in bed.  I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.  And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself.  So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill.  Then I go to sleep.  When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again.  Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.  It is delicious, it’s good for me.  It’s the perfect way to start the day.  Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it.  I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m gonna save you!\"\nMichael: \"Don’t… is that Dwight?  I do not want Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t want Dwight!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.\"\nMichael: \"Did you explain why?\"\nPam: \"No, I didn’t mention that you cooked your foot.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Burned my foot, Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You didn’t have any.\"\nMichael: \"Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and…\"\nPam: \"And do my job?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, your job is being my friend, Pam.  OW! God!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It’s just that before, you said that you didn’t want any special treatment.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who’s undergone some sort of serious physical trauma.  I don’t think that’s too much to ask.\"\nPam: \"Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I don’t want some aspirin, yeah I’m a little fussy.  Aspirin’s not gonna do a damn thing.  I’m sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, I didn’t.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, you did.  What is wrong with you?\"\nDwight: \"What is wrong with\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Where is my cornbread?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Here you go.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.  Did you get all dark meat like I like?\"\nRyan: \"Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Where are the yams?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.\"\nMichael: \"Where are the yams?\"\nRyan: \"They were out of yams.  I got you creamed spinach.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[phone rings] What.\"\nMichael: \"Come here please.\"\nPam: \"Tell me before I come there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want you to rub butter on my foot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"What, what happened?\"\nMichael: \"I fell off the toilet.  I’m caught between the toilet and the wall.\"\nToby: \"What do you need?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ugh, not you.  Someone else.  Get Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"What do you need?\"\nMichael: \"Ugh, not you.  Someone else.  Get Pam.\"\nToby: \"I don’t think Pam’s gonna want to come into the men’s room.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get Ryan.  He needs to lift me. [Ryan shakes his head] and he needs to clean me up a little bit.  Bring a wet towel."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t think Pam’s gonna want to come into the men’s room.\"\nMichael: \"Get Ryan.  He needs to lift me. [Ryan shakes his head] and he needs to clean me up a little bit.  Bring a wet towel.\"\nToby: \"Ryan, is, uh, dead.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, he’s not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I’m not disabled and neither are you.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, [lifts up cooked foot] what does this look like to you Stanley?!\"\nStanley: \"Mailboxes, Etc.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about.  You people are jerks.  Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy Merchant: \"Hey everyone, I’m Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I’m the properties manager of this office park\"\nMichael: \"You are so brave. You are so brave.\"\nBilly Merchant: \"Thank you. Actually, I’ve been meaning to come by here for a long time…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But it’s hard for you! Right? Because you’re in a wheelchair."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy Merchant: \"Thank you. Actually, I’ve been meaning to come by here for a long time…\"\nMichael: \"But it’s hard for you! Right? Because you’re in a wheelchair.\"\nBilly Merchant: \"No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy Merchant: \"No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.\"\nMichael: \"Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?\"\nBilly Merchant: \"I don’t know, like 30 seconds?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God, that’s three times as long as it takes me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy Merchant: \"This morning?  Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. [Everyone laughs]\"\nMichael: \"Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.\"\nBilly Merchant: \"Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, that’s good, he still has a sense of humor."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy Merchant: \"Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.\"\nMichael: \"Well, that’s good, he still has a sense of humor.\"\nBilly Merchant: \"Listen, I’ve actually used a chair since I was four years old.  I don’t really notice it anymore.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well they notice it.  Don’t you?  You notice it.  It’s the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn’t it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!\"\nMichael: \"You did it!  Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin.  Very nice.  Thank you, Ryan.\"\nRyan: \"You are very welcome.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you get the yams?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You are very welcome.\"\nMichael: \"Did you get the yams?\"\nRyan: \"No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sigh] Ok, I’ll just have the pudding."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese.\"\nMichael: \"Chuck E. Cheese?  Oh, God, I’m so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.\"\nJim: \"We’re going to the hospital, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, just sayin’."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You can’t fire me, I don’t work in this van!\"\nMichael: \"Give it to me Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"No. [takes a drink]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give me the bottle!!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"My eyes!\"\nMichael: \"Stop spraying me!  Gimme the bottle!\"\nDwight: \"My eyes!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, what is your middle name."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"It’s Kurt.  Wow, I am so sad that I know that.\"\nMichael: \"What do I write under “reason for visit”?\"\nJim: \"Concussion. [Michael scribbles something out] What did you write?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nothing.  I wrote “bringing someone to the hospital”."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Concussion. [Michael scribbles something out] What did you write?\"\nMichael: \"Nothing.  I wrote “bringing someone to the hospital”.\"\nJim: \"So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No… you know what Jim, this isn’t about me anymore.  I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. [Dwight falls towards Jim]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hi Michael!\"\nMichael: \"Hi Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Ahhh.  Mweehaa\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lab Tech: \"Ok, no electronics past this point.  Camera, sound equipment…\"\nMichael: \"It’s ok, they’re with me.\"\nLab Tech: \"No metal of any kind.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’ve had a Foreman grill for about six years, I’ve done about 85% of my cooking on it, but I’ve never burnt myself, probably because I don’t use it as a pillow.\"\nMichael: \"I always keep a stash of bubble wrap at my house.  Some days, hectic, tiring days, I just like to go home and zone out and click on the tube and pop a few.  Very soothing.  [to the interviewer] Want to try?\"\nJim: \"You know, that’s probably not gonna last too long, you should go to a hospital and get a real cast.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right, I’m gonna spend the day in the hospital, bujehh.  Bureaucracy and germs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You know, that’s probably not gonna last too long, you should go to a hospital and get a real cast.\"\nMichael: \"Right, I’m gonna spend the day in the hospital, bujehh.  Bureaucracy and germs.\"\nJim: \"And doctors.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, so, no thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"[on speakerphone] Well you know, frankly a lot of us have been saying this for a long time.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I’ve been sayin that.\"\nToby: \"Yeah, and I, uh, I think that the very fact that we’re including it in our agenda frankly, is a big step forward.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you know I used to be in HR?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Yeah, and I, uh, I think that the very fact that we’re including it in our agenda frankly, is a big step forward.\"\nMichael: \"Did you know I used to be in HR?\"\nToby: \"I’m sorry?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I used to be in HR.  I was a Hell raiser."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Uh, ok.\"\nMichael: \"Right? [laughs]\"\nToby: \"Uh, great.  Why don’t we move on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright. Movin’ on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Uh, great.  Why don’t we move on?\"\nMichael: \"Alright. Movin’ on.\"\nToby: \"Great.  Because you that I think the very fact that [Michael mutes the call]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ry-an.  You’re here.  Whatcha got, whatcha got?  Alright, Panic Room, Maverick, Nell, Sommersby, The Accused.  Where’s Little Man Tate?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"They were out.\"\nMichael: \"Oh come on.\"\nRyan: \"At three different places.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh man.  It’s not a Jodie Foster afternoon without Little Man Tate, buddy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh God.  Oh God.\"\nMichael: \"Guh-od.\"\nDwight: \"Oh God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, I’ll stand near you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m gonna pull the car around.\"\nMichael: \"Shh shh shh shh.\"\nJim: \"Do you speak Spanish?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Do you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?\"\nMichael: \"What’s up-dog?\"\nJim: \"Nothin’ much what’s up with you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that’s brilliant!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"What does that mean?\"\nMichael: \"What does what mean?\"\nKevin: \"The thing you just said?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just forget it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oscar is out sick.\"\nMichael: \"On a Friday? [Dwight nods]\"\nDwight: \"Can I do some of the talking?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will do all the talking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ok. First impressions?\"\nMichael: \"He sounded sick.\"\nDwight: \"Which is exactly how you’d wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s exactly what I was thinking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Which is exactly how you’d wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick.\"\nMichael: \"That’s exactly what I was thinking.\"\nDwight: \"Question? May I investigate?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Drop what you’re doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can’t function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m going with grape.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?\"\nJim: \"Which one?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Any of em?  So, uh, what’s the 411? Any news on the “P” situation?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Which one?\"\nMichael: \"Any of em?  So, uh, what’s the 411? Any news on the “P” situation?\"\nJim: \"I don’t know what you mean.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: P-A-M. P-A"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I don’t know what you mean.\"\nMichael: \"P-A-M. P-A\"\nJim: \"Uh, uh, ok.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No it’s okay, we’re talking code."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I don’t know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room.\"\nMichael: \"Oh nonsense [lifts leg and puts it on Jim’s desk], no way, no. Why don’t, why don’t I take you out to lunch? My treat.\"\nJim: \"No, that’s alright, thank you though. It’s, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room.  Have a little picnic order some ‘za. Talk about you know who."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, that’s alright, thank you though. It’s, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here.\"\nMichael: \"Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room.  Have a little picnic order some ‘za. Talk about you know who.\"\nJim: \"Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let’s go out. That was a good idea.  Let’s go out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know just he place."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dana: \"And for you?\"\nMichael: \"Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?\"\nDana: \"Oh, it’s great. It’s served with our world famous wing sauce.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmmm, sounds yummy.  I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken. [Giggles]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dana: \"Oh, it’s great. It’s served with our world famous wing sauce.\"\nMichael: \"Mmmm, sounds yummy.  I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken. [Giggles]\"\nDana: \"Is that what you really want?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m gonna have the gourmet hot dog."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Uh-huh.\"\nMichael: \"Never get’s any of my jokes.\"\nJim: \"What about you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Her boobs, definitely."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dana: \"Here you go.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, thank you.\"\nDana: \"And I understand we have a birthday today.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ohhh happy birthday Jim!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"Woo! Yeah!\"\nJim: \"Thanks, thanks Dana.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you very much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office.\"\nMichael: \"Just go to his house and see if he’s sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes.\"\nDwight: \"Including prep time?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"This is from Hooters.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, it’s a business lunch.\"\nAngela: \"Did Toby approve this?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No he did not. I don’t need his permission."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I’m not processing this.\"\nMichael: \"Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity.  How is that not work related?\"\nToby: \"He seems fine to me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re not his friend, you don’t know. He is in love with a girl he works with who’s engaged.  So just cut me some slack. Please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Umm, what happened?\"\nMichael: \"I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just… I know. I’m just, I just hope that, I just hope that [starts to get choked up] this doesn’t affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid.\"\nJim: \"Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it’s, you know what. It’s not a big deal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, I’m fine, no I know, I’m good, I’m good, it’s just."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it’s, you know what. It’s not a big deal.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, I’m fine, no I know, I’m good, I’m good, it’s just.\"\nJim: \"Look its one day, everything’s gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah I’m good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey, here’s your schedule for next week. Are you okay?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah I’m fine. Look, about you and Jim.\"\nPam: \"Oh, no, that’s, you don’t have to.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I feel it’s my responsibility as your boss slash friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, no, that’s, you don’t have to.\"\nMichael: \"No, I feel it’s my responsibility as your boss slash friend.\"\nPam: \"No, really, it’s okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It wasn’t that long ago. It was on the booze cruise."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, really, it’s okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so.\"\nMichael: \"It wasn’t that long ago. It was on the booze cruise.\"\nPam: \"Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I’m done. That’s it. I’m out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He totally misses,\"\nMichael: \"No, he meant to put it right next to the hole, that’s much harder to do.\"\nDwight: \"Interception. He shoots, he scores, yeah! Michael, try it like this. This’ll be much harder.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no. I don’t want to chip my mug. Please get that off the floor. [sets mug on the edge of Michael’s desk]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Jack Nicholas.\"\nMichael: \"It’s a celebrity tournament.\"\nDwight: \"[golf ball rolls under bookcase] I got it. No problem. [clears throat]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you see it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[golf ball rolls under bookcase] I got it. No problem. [clears throat]\"\nMichael: \"Do you see it?\"\nDwight: \"Oh, man, it’s really back there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you feel it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, man, it’s really back there.\"\nMichael: \"Do you feel it?\"\nDwight: \"Yeah. I can barely…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [mug falls off Michel’s desk and smashes on the floor] God… damn it, Dwight! That’s great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah. I can barely…\"\nMichael: \"[mug falls off Michel’s desk and smashes on the floor] God… damn it, Dwight! That’s great.\"\nDwight: \"Should I clean out my desk?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [pulls a brand new mug out of his desk door] That won’t be necessary."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Should I clean out my desk?\"\nMichael: \"[pulls a brand new mug out of his desk door] That won’t be necessary.\"\nDwight: \"Don’t be fooled by the phrase “dust bunnies.” They are vicious little bitches and if they get inside your disc drive, God help you. They will bring your computer to its knees. They sit in corners hatching, defecating, laying eggs. And their sole purpose in life is to eat dead skin, which humans in this office shed by the boat load. Especially Creed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look at all them out there, my little worker bees buzzing away."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Don’t be fooled by the phrase “dust bunnies.” They are vicious little bitches and if they get inside your disc drive, God help you. They will bring your computer to its knees. They sit in corners hatching, defecating, laying eggs. And their sole purpose in life is to eat dead skin, which humans in this office shed by the boat load. Especially Creed.\"\nMichael: \"Look at all them out there, my little worker bees buzzing away.\"\nDwight: \"If they’re the worker bees, you’re the Queen bee.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I am the King bee,"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"If they’re the worker bees, you’re the Queen bee.\"\nMichael: \"No, I am the King bee,\"\nDwight: \"Queen’s higher.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, King is higher. Then Ace. I am the Ace bee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"People Magazine, crossword puzzle, keep or toss?\"\nMichael: \"Keep. I will finish that later.\"\nRyan: \"It’s from ’99.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I know when it’s from, Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"It’s from ’99.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I know when it’s from, Ryan.\"\nRyan: \"18 across. Mary-Kate and Ashley blank.” Michael wrote, “Judd?”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I rushed a few fraternities, but you know what? I don’t believe in paying for friendships. So, I made a decision not to accept any offers. And fortunately none were made. Which was good, so nobody’s feelings got hurt."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Wow. Thanks.\"\nMichael: \"You’re welcome.\"\nJim: \"No, you what, seriously, you should have it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no. I have the long sleeve. And actually, you know what we should do? We should wear them tomorrow to work, it’ll be hysterical."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, you what, seriously, you should have it.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no. I have the long sleeve. And actually, you know what we should do? We should wear them tomorrow to work, it’ll be hysterical.\"\nJim: \"Oh, tomorrow, that’s gonna be tough ’cause I already laid out my outfit, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, Tuesday. Whenever. You’d better try it on, make sure it fits."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Mm-hm.\"\nMichael: \"Did you get lucky?  Oh!  Boink!\"\nPam: \"Roy and I just got back from the Poconos.  I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am Pam.  Spicoli guy.  Oh, God.  Names, numbers.  Okay. [walking into office] Whoa!  God!  Yuck, yuck.  Yuck.  Yuck!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"There is stink in there, my God!  What is… what is that?\"\nPam: \"[looking at pile on Michel’s carpet] Oh… I don’t know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is it a bird?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[looking at pile on Michel’s carpet] Oh… I don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"Is it a bird?\"\nPam: \"No, I don’t think it’s a bird.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, God!  How could that happen?  How could… right in the middle of the carpet."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"What’s goin’ on?\"\nMichael: \"Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.\"\nKevin: \"[taking a look] I don’t think that’s vomit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Check it out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Oh, that’s ridiculous.\"\nMichael: \"What is it?\"\nKevin: \"Michael. [tapping on door]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is it?  No, just tell me what it is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[coughing] It’s still stinky.\"\nMichael: \"That is worse.\"\nDwight: \"She probably scrubbed it\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [while in his reeking office]  I am a big Fear Factor fan.  I’m a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape.  Um… [clearing throat]   I can’t stand it [gets up to leave], I can’t stay in here another second.  No!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"But there’s definitely a desk open in the back.\"\nMichael: \"[reluctantly] Yeah …\"\nJim: \"…which I guess I’ll be taking.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no!  Seriously, I don’t mind sharing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah! [laughing]\"\nMichael: \"Yeah! Oh ho ho [laughing]\"\nDwight: \"Should we help ’em pick up their stuff?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no.  We don’t do that.  We don’t do that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It is so on!\"\nMichael: \"God, this is gonna be fun.\"\nDwight: \"Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on phone] So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.  Very good, nice doing business with you.  Thank you. [hangs up] Yes! [chuckles] Oh, yeah!  Read it and weep.  Oh!  Oh, look at that! [puts post-it on Phyllis’ forehead]  Look at me, Phyllis!  Oh, what is that?  That’s my sale! [humming then dancing victoriously]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"That was definitely not dancing.\"\nMichael: \"You know what, guys?  It’s none of your concern.  It was official business, so just…\"\nDarryl: \"Paper business.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, paper business.  Is this done?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Sure.  He hired me.  How’s he doing?\"\nMichael: \"How would I know?\"\nCreed: \"I thought you might.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My biggest fear is turning into him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"I thought you might.\"\nMichael: \"My biggest fear is turning into him.\"\nCreed: \"Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs]  I wasn’t talking literally, Creed.  Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy?  Why am I talking to you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ed: \"Yeah.  Should we go upstairs?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don’t wanna be up there right now.\"\nEd: \"So, what’s the problem with my pension?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, no, no, no.  You’re good.  It was clerical.  You’re good.  Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ed: \"So, what’s the problem with my pension?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no, no, no.  You’re good.  It was clerical.  You’re good.  Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me.\"\nEd: \"Well, what was done?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I didn’t get a good look at… it, but it smells horrible."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ed: \"You can’t expect to be friends with everybody.\"\nMichael: \"Well… s-sure I can.\"\nEd: \"No.  They’ll always think of you as a boss first.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not necessarily.  You can love a boss like you do a father."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ed: \"No.  They’ll always think of you as a boss first.\"\nMichael: \"Not necessarily.  You can love a boss like you do a father.\"\nEd: \"I’m not sure that ever happens.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, okay.  Different management styles."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ed: \"I’m not sure that ever happens.\"\nMichael: \"Well, okay.  Different management styles.\"\nEd: \"Why can’t your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office.  I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them.  But now, no.  I don’t have the relationship with these people that I thought I did.  I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, “Uh… no. I only give my organs to my real friends.  Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"[laughs uproariously]\"\nMichael: \"Are you kidding me?  Oh!\"\nPacker: \"Special delivery!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was Packer!  Oh, you’re… you are dead.  You are dead, my friend!  That is hilar… Oh, God!  Of course it was you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"Special delivery!\"\nMichael: \"That was Packer!  Oh, you’re… you are dead.  You are dead, my friend!  That is hilar… Oh, God!  Of course it was you.\"\nPacker: \"Sit on the throne, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh.  [laughs and claps] Yeah, yeah!  Oh my God.  It was Packer!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’re the one who trained me, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, well, did I teach you to roll over like a submissive dog?\"\nDwight: \"You most certainly did not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I did not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You most certainly did not.\"\nMichael: \"No, I did not.\"\nDwight: \"What can I do better?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Exactly, ask me, which you did, so, tell a joke."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What can I do better?\"\nMichael: \"Exactly, ask me, which you did, so, tell a joke.\"\nDwight: \"I’m not good at jokes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you know a joke?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m not good at jokes.\"\nMichael: \"Do you know a joke?\"\nDwight: \"My cousin Mose told me a joke.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Call a client right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I will.\"\nMichael: \"Strike while the iron’s hot. A joke always works.\"\nDwight: \"[on the phone] Yes, Howard Gruber, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just sell it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the phone] Yes, Howard Gruber, please.\"\nMichael: \"Just sell it.\"\nDwight: \"[on the phone] Howard, hello. Dwight Schrute. Dunder Mifflin. Yes, and you are my favorite client. Listen, I’m calling you to tell you a little joke. What is black and white and red and can’t think? A nun who has a beet for a head. … No, I’m Catholic, too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give me the phone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the phone] Howard, hello. Dwight Schrute. Dunder Mifflin. Yes, and you are my favorite client. Listen, I’m calling you to tell you a little joke. What is black and white and red and can’t think? A nun who has a beet for a head. … No, I’m Catholic, too.\"\nMichael: \"Give me the phone.\"\nDwight: \"[on the phone] I understand.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give me the phone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the phone] I understand.\"\nMichael: \"Give me the phone.\"\nDwight: \"[on the phone] If I was offensive in any way, I…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tell him. Tell him that your supervisor is on the line."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the phone] If I was offensive in any way, I…\"\nMichael: \"Tell him. Tell him that your supervisor is on the line.\"\nDwight: \"[on the phone] Humor works in…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The old one two. Let’s do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the phone] Humor works in…\"\nMichael: \"The old one two. Let’s do it.\"\nDwight: \"[on the phone] …crazy ways. I’m going to pass you off to my supervisor. Hold on one second. [whispering] Howard Gruber. It’s Howard Gruber.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on the phone] Hey Howard. Michael Scott here. Yeah, sorry about that. Dwight is an idiot. I know. No, he’s a little… Little dim. He’s the janitor’s brother, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the phone] …crazy ways. I’m going to pass you off to my supervisor. Hold on one second. [whispering] Howard Gruber. It’s Howard Gruber.\"\nMichael: \"[on the phone] Hey Howard. Michael Scott here. Yeah, sorry about that. Dwight is an idiot. I know. No, he’s a little… Little dim. He’s the janitor’s brother, so…\"\nDwight: \"That’s not true.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on the phone] Uh-huh? Yeah. Well, you know, like in a fast food restaurant, just to be nice they hire somebody who can’t even find their way to work? That is Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That’s not true.\"\nMichael: \"[on the phone] Uh-huh? Yeah. Well, you know, like in a fast food restaurant, just to be nice they hire somebody who can’t even find their way to work? That is Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"[whispering] He’s my best customer.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on the phone] What can we do to help you out? You know what? I have a discount. Today and today only, on lightweight copier paper."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[whispering] He’s my best customer.\"\nMichael: \"[on the phone] What can we do to help you out? You know what? I have a discount. Today and today only, on lightweight copier paper.\"\nDwight: \"But that’s my sale. This is my sale, Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on the phone] Uh-huh, yes, I can do that. Absolutely! Perfect. Oh, I’m glad it timed out that way."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So…\"\nMichael: \"[knocks] Hey, what’s going on?\"\nJan: \"Michael… I thought we agreed you wouldn’t be here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah… I… You know what… I… I… I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael… I thought we agreed you wouldn’t be here.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah… I… You know what… I… I… I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.\"\nJan: \"What are you doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hold… Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today’s woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You are not allowed in this session.\"\nMichael: \"And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so…\"\nJan: \"Now you’re really not allowed in this session.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’m their boss, so I feel like…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Now you’re really not allowed in this session.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m their boss, so I feel like…\"\nJan: \"I’m your boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [stands up] Anybody want any coffee or…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m your boss.\"\nMichael: \"[stands up] Anybody want any coffee or…\"\nJan: \"We’re fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Women in the workplace… yeah, translation “I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls.” Oh! Sorry. ‘Women of the workplace.’ About what? I don’t know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I don’t know what you’re doing here, Michael,\"\nMichael: \"Just having a little ‘guys in the workplace’ thing.\"\nJan: \"… but it’s very destructive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"… but it’s very destructive.\"\nMichael: \"Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?\"\nJan: \"Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We have nowhere else Jan. This…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.\"\nMichael: \"Oh… well… okay… yeah, you know what? I don’t think… You.. You’re… My job sucks compared to this. I don’t think you’d like it up there.\"\nDarryl: \"The experience…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.\"\nMichael: \"I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m fine.\"\nDarryl: \"Look, would ya… look.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, oh, oh!  We’ll get somebody to clean that up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.\"\nMichael: \"OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh…\"\nDarryl: \"Uh uh uh. Don’t shush me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… That was just…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Uh uh uh. Don’t shush me.\"\nMichael: \"I… That was just…\"\nDarryl: \"That bothers me too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was breathing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I’m sure that all of you have felt that before…\"\nMichael: \"[knocks] This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna… Can I help you? Um… I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points…\"\nJan: \"What? A union! What…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t get hysterical."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What? A union! What…\"\nMichael: \"Don’t get hysterical.\"\nJan: \"I’m not…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think… the… pros… are… here?\"\nMichael: \"Don’t talk to me that way please. Just… they’re going to want to hear this from you.\"\nJan: \"You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But we’re bonding down there!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.\"\nMichael: \"But we’re bonding down there!\"\nJan: \"That’s too bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I mean I just don’t want to have to tell them something they’re not going to want to hear."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"That’s too bad.\"\nMichael: \"I mean I just don’t want to have to tell them something they’re not going to want to hear.\"\nJan: \"I don’t want to…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. Come on Jan. After all we’ve been through…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I don’t want to…\"\nMichael: \"Ok. Come on Jan. After all we’ve been through…\"\nJan: \"Michael! Michael! Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We have a history…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Don’t say another word.\"\nMichael: \"I won’t\"\nJan: \"Get yourself down stairs.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m just saying we have something… Ok. Whatever."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Did you take care of the situation?\"\nMichael: \"Yuh, yuh, yes! I… I have essentially…\"\nJan: \"Excuse me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have essentially. Yes. I’ve taken some…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh… hold, please.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! I don’t know, Pam. I paid $400 for this phone because I liked the ring.\"\nPam: \"You did?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And now, I realize that you can program or download any ring you want. So, I’m a little overwhelmed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I will stay here and run things on this end.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, good.\"\nDwight: \"Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you’re in New York?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I probably will, why do you ask?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Josh: \"Michael Scott. [sticks out hand for handshake]\"\nMichael: \"Josh Porter, high five. [They high five] Bam.\"\nJosh: \"You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. [bump fists]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Craig: \"What’s up buddy?\"\nMichael: \"You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?\"\nCraig: \"Guilty, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So what’s going on? What I miss?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Craig: \"She ain’t my boss dude. I don’t work for that bitch.\"\nMichael: \"Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that’s not. Cool it.\"\nCraig: \"What? You like Jan? How can you\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Maybe because she’s my girlfriend. [starts retracting statement] Was, or not my girlfriend. She’s… we hooked up and…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, thank you.\"\nDavid: \"But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch’s performance, so do you have that information as well?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm… [hands over report]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"NO, NO I’m not, I’m not, I just… I just don’t know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we’re all gonna get fired.\"\nMichael: \"No you’re not.\"\nJan: \"Yeah, Michael – the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can’t believe that you told everybody and we didn’t even sleep together.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yeah, Michael – the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can’t believe that you told everybody and we didn’t even sleep together.\"\nMichael: \"Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So…\"\nJan: \"Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It’s over. Do you understand?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. I’m sorry. I will fix this. I’ll talk to him. I’ll talk to David."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It’s over. Do you understand?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. I’m sorry. I will fix this. I’ll talk to him. I’ll talk to David.\"\nJan: \"Surely, you cannot be serious?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. Airplane."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You understand this is a very serious situation.\"\nMichael: \"No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here’s the deal. It’s my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]\"\nDavid: \"You made a joke?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You made a joke?\"\nMichael: \"I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]\"\nDavid: \"Well I don’t need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know. It was borderline at best and… And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I’m really sorry. It will never happen again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.\"\nJan: \"Oh, no, it’s OK. [Puts hand in way of elevator door to stop from closing.] So, uh, Happy valentine’s Day.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, Happy Valentine’s Day. [Jan turns and then kisses Michael. Michael looks and sees camera, Jan turns and sees camera, too. Elevator door closes.]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Receptionist: \"Yes, sure. Mr. Scott, you can head to the conference room. The other managers are already there.\"\nMichael: \"Great. Thank you.\"\nReceptionist: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, here’s the thing about Jan. She talks such a big game about, “Oh there’s nothing between us and stop talking about it.” And “Border-line harassment when you call me at home.” But let me ask you this, is it just a coincidence that this meeting is taking place on Valentine’s Day? Answer, maybe, but maybe not. We shall see."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Can we not?\"\nMichael: \"No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don’t like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. [Michael starts playing with a football in the office] Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! [laughs] Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted.\"\nJim: \"Still want that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys… Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Fumble! Yaaah!\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You all right Ryan?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ha! I don’t get it.\"\nMichael: \"Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?\"\nDwight: \"Well, it’s not really a big speech. You still coming right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um… And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can’t do this.\"\nMichael: \"That’s because you’re incapable of doing it because you don’t know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there’s no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, okay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But I can teach you enough so that you don’t embarrass me or the company."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, okay.\"\nMichael: \"But I can teach you enough so that you don’t embarrass me or the company.\"\nDwight: \"Okay, deal! I’ll do whatever you say. No questions asked.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, if you have a question, you should ask me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay, deal! I’ll do whatever you say. No questions asked.\"\nMichael: \"Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.\"\nDwight: \"I’ll try and think of one. When…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t. Don’t try and think of a question to humor me. Just… try not to be such an idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Saleswoman has a vagina.\"\nMichael: \"It’s a joke, Dwight. It’s not a Sex Ed class.\"\nDwight: \"But I’m right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, you’re right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman… is boobs!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"But I’m right?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, you’re right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman… is boobs!\"\nDwight: \"Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do. Both of them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?\"\nMichael: \"I do. Both of them.\"\nDwight: \"Could I have a copy of one of them?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn’t matter what you say. It just matters that you’re saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"You said we were getting bonuses.\"\nMichael: \"All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let’s go. Let’s do it.\"\nStanley: \"Cancel wallpaper.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can… and did… twice. [speaking to camera] You saw the plaque, right? [to office] All right. We’re all going to go around the room and we’re going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ok, thanks. [to Michael] There you are. What happened?\"\nMichael: \"I got thirsty. How’d it go?\"\nDwight: \"It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You would not believe what happened here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It was amazing. I wish you would have been there.\"\nMichael: \"You would not believe what happened here.\"\nDwight: \"What? Something happened?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And what a lot of people don’t understand about sales is that it has so much to do with organization. I have a system in place for keeping track of who I speak to, when I speak to them and what we have discussed. Etcetera.\"\nMichael: \"That’s it? You’re going to end with “etcetera”? Okay, what’s this big organizational system that…\"\nDwight: \"Well, do you think I should describe our filing system?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That would be suicide. Never, never talk specifics. Not in a speech. But the fact that you have no idea what to say is, believe it or not, the least of our worries."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well, do you think I should describe our filing system?\"\nMichael: \"That would be suicide. Never, never talk specifics. Not in a speech. But the fact that you have no idea what to say is, believe it or not, the least of our worries.\"\nDwight: \"It is?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s your delivery…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It is?\"\nMichael: \"It’s your delivery…\"\nDwight: \"What is?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Our biggest worry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What is?\"\nMichael: \"Our biggest worry.\"\nDwight: \"I don’t follow.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My God, Dwight. The best way to learn is by watching. That’s why porn is a multi-trillion-dollar industry. Listen. Okay. Sit down, let me wow you. [clears throat] [shouting]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t follow.\"\nMichael: \"My God, Dwight. The best way to learn is by watching. That’s why porn is a multi-trillion-dollar industry. Listen. Okay. Sit down, let me wow you. [clears throat] [shouting]\"\nDwight: \"Oh, God!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: See, I have your attention now, don’t I? You’re scared, but now you’re ready to learn."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, God!\"\nMichael: \"See, I have your attention now, don’t I? You’re scared, but now you’re ready to learn.\"\nDwight: \"Well, that didn’t go well.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it did not. And that is because at no time did you employ the use of humor. We’ll find you a joke that not even you can ruin."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I would like to toast to the good fortune I’ve been having lately…\"\nMichael: \"[shouting] Louder!\"\nPhyllis: \"I, uh, I met a man and I’m totally in love, and that’s a chapter of my life that I thought had closed. Uh, I was terribly depressed for the longest time and I have to admit I had some very dark thoughts…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good. Good, good, good. That’s good. Now see, that’s not so hard, right? All right. Who’s next? Who are we going to… Ryan. Ryan’s next."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, yeah, I read about that. The entire cast of Battlestar Galactica is gonna be here, including Starbuck. I’m so in love with her.\"\nMichael: \"You’re weird.\"\nDwight: \"No, no, no. It’s totally normal, ’cause she’s not a Cylon or anything. She’s just a great human fighter pilot. If I see her, my heart will explode.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you a 12-year-old girl? I don’t know. There we go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, I have more. [Holds up bags of candy]\"\nMichael: \"Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w—\"\nPam: \"Oh, Michael. You can’t be nasty today. [whispering] ‘Cause of the… [points to ‘Welcome Daughters!’ sign]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: … Oh, God is that today?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, Michael. You can’t be nasty today. [whispering] ‘Cause of the… [points to ‘Welcome Daughters!’ sign]\"\nMichael: \"… Oh, God is that today?\"\nPam: \"I reminded you last night.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid’s environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I’m going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in “Raw,” and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in “Daddy Daycare.” both great movies, but, still."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Don’t you think you should say something?\"\nMichael: \"They’re cool.\"\nPam: \"Michael, I think that as the boss you should really—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I’m Michael Scott, and… I… am in charge of this place… ahh, what’ll make you… understand… I am… like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sasha: \"Ooh! [picks up train whistle]\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I’m the conductor. [blows into whistle] But I’m sort of the conductor of the office here, right? [blows into whistle] You want to try?\"\nSasha: \"Sure. [Sasha blows into whistle continously]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu…camonga! [Sasha and Michael laugh]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[plays the recorder] That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat… a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid.  This is a very special story, it’s called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs— are you listening, Sasha? Right? And ‘ere they dream when he’s about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!\"\nMichael: \"Dwight! Dwight!\"\nDwight: \"There’s a photo…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What the hell are you reading to them?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"There’s a photo…\"\nMichael: \"What the hell are you reading to them?\"\nDwight: \"These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don’t want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[standing up] Nazi was a fascist movement…\"\nMichael: \"Don’t!\"\nDwight: \"…from the 1930’s…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t! Don’t! Don’t talk about Nazis in front of— you know what? They’re going to have nightmares, so why don’t you just shut it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…from the 1930’s…\"\nMichael: \"Don’t! Don’t! Don’t talk about Nazis in front of— you know what? They’re going to have nightmares, so why don’t you just shut it?\"\nDwight: \"I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighing] Why don’t you just leave? Okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Believe me, she has enough toys… she doesn’t need your watch.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nToby: \"Is everything okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You have to ask me that because you work for human resources."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Is everything okay?\"\nMichael: \"You have to ask me that because you work for human resources.\"\nToby: \"Uh… it’s true…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, sure, playing the field is great, don’t get me wrong, but there’s more to life than notches just on my bedpost."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Happy birthday Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Oh ho ho! What?\"\nPam: \"I said happy birthday.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you! That’s really nice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!\"\nMichael: \"Ohh, god.\"\nDwight: \"Birthday hug!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No no no, no, new suit, please."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Birthday hug!\"\nMichael: \"No no no, no, new suit, please.\"\nDwight: \"That suit is amazing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you very much. It is from Italy. [checks jacket] Actually— no, Bulgaria."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That suit is amazing.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you very much. It is from Italy. [checks jacket] Actually— no, Bulgaria.\"\nDwight: \"Mmm. Maybe I should get one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good luck. One of a kind."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Mmm. Maybe I should get one.\"\nMichael: \"Good luck. One of a kind.\"\nDwight: \"Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it.  They’ve been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?\"\nMichael: \"Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it.  They’ve been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday.\"\nDwight: \"Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t! Nope! Please, don’t want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the…\"\nMichael: \"Don’t! Nope! Please, don’t want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise.\"\nDwight: \"Let’s get the party started. [Begins ‘raising the roof’]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s get the party started.  Not the way I taught you! [Michael joins in]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Hello, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, you.\"\nJan: \"I’m… returning your call, you said it was urgent.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m… returning your call, you said it was urgent.\"\nMichael: \"It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.\"\nJan: \"Well, today’s not my birthday, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? ‘Cause, I thought we had the same birthday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"…Happy birthday, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Thanks. [grins]\"\nJan: \"Am I on camera?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. [Jan hangs up]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Who brought in donuts?\"\nMichael: \"Somebody got donuts for my birthday!\"\nToby: \"Happy birthday!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You didn’t know it was my birthday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Happy birthday!\"\nMichael: \"You didn’t know it was my birthday.\"\nToby: \"I… guess I forgot.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut [closes box]."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Delivery Woman: \"Hi, delivery for Michael Scott.\"\nMichael: \"Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! [giggles] Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! [puts single into delivery woman’s pocket, giggles] Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a… is that alright?\"\nDelivery Woman: \"Uh… s-sure.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughing] Okay. I’m so nervous."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s ‘For the Longest Time,’ by William Joel. It’s you favorite song.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, well, it’s on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything.\"\nDwight: \"I probably care more than she does.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re making it worse. I bet Luke Perry’s friends don’t treat him like this [points to James Dean poster]."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Happy birth moment, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nDwight: \"One. Two. Three! [Michael is raised until his head hits the ceiling]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it… please."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Here they come.\"\nMichael: \"Get in here… everybody.\"\nDwight: \"Come and get it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Birthday party subs! My gift to you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Hello? Hey.\"\nMichael: \"Kevin? Respect the birthday please.\"\nKevin: \"No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. [hangs up] It was just Stacy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you done? …Good. Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Here we go. Make a wish.\"\nMichael: \"Uhhh… blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm… [blows out the candles]\"\nDwight: \"Yaoo yay! [claps]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: … I asked for trick candles."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yaoo yay! [claps]\"\nMichael: \"… I asked for trick candles.\"\nDwight: \"Pam was supposed to get ’em.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Well, when she comes back we’ll do it again. [notices Meredith hugging Kevin] Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven’t had a hug all day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Still scary.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, but it’s not brain cancer. And it shouldn’t stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is.\"\nKevin: \"Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And laughter… also."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t really think people are in the laughing mood.\"\nMichael: \"Why are you here? I didn’t even invite you to my birthday party.\"\nToby: \"I work here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [mocking voice] Nyeh, I work here. [to Kevin] Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn’t speak for everybody and I am your boss, I… think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I can’t relax about it, you know?\"\nMichael: \"Kevin. You heard anything yet?\"\nKevin: \"No, not yet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Well. Live strong."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Uhh, no, I… don’t just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, these… all your kids?\"\nCarol: \"No just the front two.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Turn it around. Turn it around.\"\nMichael: \"Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Number one!!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you… Dwight. That’s great. Thanks."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Let’s get the party started.\"\nMichael: \"That’s not how I taught you, right? [singing] My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lump Check it out [Dwight imitating drumbeat]\"\nDwight: \"Michael’s birthday is hard for me because he gets very excited. But he’s also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he’s ready to explode. As his right-hand man, it’s my job to release that pressure so that he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, here’s the thing about bosses and employees. A good boss will say, “Hey, it’s my birthday. Celebrate me.” A great boss will say, “Hey, it’s my birthday. Celebrate yourselves, because you are the ones who made me great, and I will acknowledge your contributions with donuts.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I won’t.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Great.\"\nRyan: \"Okay, good. I think I’m gonna go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I think you’re gonna stay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Hey. I got the information.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, good. Okay. Don’t tell me, tell them.\"\nRyan: \"[turns to camera] “The survival rate for localized melanoma is 98%.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God. That’s a piece of cake. That’s a piece of cake. Oh, 2%. Jeez, that’s good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[turns to camera] “The survival rate for localized melanoma is 98%.”\"\nMichael: \"Oh, my God. That’s a piece of cake. That’s a piece of cake. Oh, 2%. Jeez, that’s good.\"\nRyan: \"[looking at camera] “There was 7,800 deaths from melanoma in 2005.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Out of, like, 18 billion Americans, so, no worry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[looking at camera] “There was 7,800 deaths from melanoma in 2005.”\"\nMichael: \"Out of, like, 18 billion Americans, so, no worry.\"\nRyan: \"“For localized melanoma, the five-year survival rate is 98%. The survival rates for regional and…”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Those were probably misdiagnosed. I mean, anybody with a zit goes in and says, “I have cancer.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"“For localized melanoma, the five-year survival rate is 98%. The survival rates for regional and…”\"\nMichael: \"Those were probably misdiagnosed. I mean, anybody with a zit goes in and says, “I have cancer.”\"\nRyan: \"“The skin is the largest organ of the body.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Untrue. The heart is bigger than the skin. If you stretched the heart out, it would cover more than the entire body."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well, you have…\"\nMichael: \"Uuf, well…\"\nDwight: \"…because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [shakes head] Okay…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have…\"\nMichael: \"[shakes head] Okay…\"\nDwight: \"…and I am very proud of being a narc.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! [to Jim] Dude, where’s my office? [Jim quietly laughs] I totally lost it, ’cause I was half-baked. Smokin’ doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin’ doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No you can’t do that.\"\nMichael: \"I can do that, it is my office.\"\nDwight: \"No you cannot. It has to be official, and it\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hmmm. Ha. [under his breath] Alright. Great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Where did you get these facts?\"\nMichael: \"Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?\"\nStanley: \"They are not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"They are not.\"\nMichael: \"Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?\"\nStanley: \"No, I don’t. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week.  For the antioxidants.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yes it is.\"\nToby: \"No it’s not. It’s a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby’s urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"No it’s not. It’s a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby’s urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.\"\nToby: \"You can’t do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"You can’t do that.\"\nMichael: \"I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly.\"\nToby: \"That’s not random.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random.  Okay, you know what? I’m going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one.  Yeah, Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs.\"\nMichael: \"Really? [Jim shakes his head no]\"\nPam: \"Uh, hmmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim it’s okay. You can t… [Jim looks at Pam and shakes his head, Pam looks at him and gestures for Jim to go up and tell his story] This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. [Jim shakes his head no] It’s okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he’s doing it, okay. [Jim looks at Pam] It’s okay. [Jim pretends to try, looking teary eyed, shakes his head no, mouths “I can’t” and sits back down. Pam is amazed.] Oh. Okay, are you sure? [Jim shakes his head. Kevin pats his shoulder] That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. [Pam nods in admiration at Jim] Okay, well."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Uh, hmmm.\"\nMichael: \"Jim it’s okay. You can t… [Jim looks at Pam and shakes his head, Pam looks at him and gestures for Jim to go up and tell his story] This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. [Jim shakes his head no] It’s okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he’s doing it, okay. [Jim looks at Pam] It’s okay. [Jim pretends to try, looking teary eyed, shakes his head no, mouths “I can’t” and sits back down. Pam is amazed.] Oh. Okay, are you sure? [Jim shakes his head. Kevin pats his shoulder] That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. [Pam nods in admiration at Jim] Okay, well.\"\nPam: \"Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The point I’m trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don’t quite hate ’em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, you will be tested.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I will not be.\"\nDwight: \"You will be. That is the law according to the rules.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, well Dwight just know that I’ve been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn’t planning on going to the bathroom and I don’t even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m all better.\"\nMichael: \"So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done.\"\nDwight: \"What kind of filing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just forget it.  Just the urine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What kind of filing?\"\nMichael: \"Just forget it.  Just the urine.\"\nDwight: \"That goes directly to the tester.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just. I need your urine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That goes directly to the tester.\"\nMichael: \"Just. I need your urine.\"\nDwight: \"Like in a cup?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes in a cup, we’re not animals, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Like in a cup?\"\nMichael: \"Yes in a cup, we’re not animals, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"For what purpose?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s none of your business."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"For what purpose?\"\nMichael: \"It’s none of your business.\"\nDwight: \"Then I refuse.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Then I refuse.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.\"\nDwight: \"Are you serious?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I need clean urine for the lady."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Are you serious?\"\nMichael: \"I need clean urine for the lady.\"\nDwight: \"But that’s illegal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t think of it that way. It’s like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there’s no controlling it. It just… goes"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"But that’s illegal.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t think of it that way. It’s like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there’s no controlling it. It just… goes\"\nDwight: \"Not my urine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Not my urine.\"\nMichael: \"A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens.\"\nDwight: \"Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, just look. Look. Just… just fill up the cup."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[salutes] Thank you, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"No. Oh. Uh…[awkwardly salutes]\"\nDwight: \"I need to go over some details with you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright. [to Hank] Well, Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"That is… who makes that?\"\nRyan: \"Um, I don’t…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, good.  We can, uh, throw that one out. [shuffles through papers]\"\nMichael: \"Are those all the other complains?\"\nToby: \"Mmm-Hm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would like to see those please."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Mmm-Hm.\"\nMichael: \"I would like to see those please.\"\nToby: \"I… I can’t do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can’t do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I… I can’t do that.\"\nMichael: \"You can’t do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file.\"\nToby: \"That… [shakes head and places hand over the file]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [yanks the file away, despite Toby’s resistance] There! No more conflict. [looks at the camera] I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. [looks back at Toby] All right… is that it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[notices Angela’s intense concern] Um… let’s move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?\"\nMichael: \"All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let’s do it! And [looks through the file]… okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next.\"\nPam: \"Wait, what did it say?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh… [reading]”Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn’t she do that at home?” [Pam looks Angela an angry look] Who else? Why don’t we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Wait, what did it say?\"\nMichael: \"Uh… [reading]”Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn’t she do that at home?” [Pam looks Angela an angry look] Who else? Why don’t we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?\"\nPam: \"I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I’ve been really nice to her… and I haven’t told anyone. And what the hell?!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: “Ryan never returns my calls.” Ugh, join the club."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I guess so…\"\nMichael: \"Okay, well… all settled, then.\"\nPhyllis: \"[whispering to Angela] I don’t like you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, Ryan.  You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.\"\nMichael: \"Mm-hmm.\"\nDwight: \"I deserve this. You know I do!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [picks up Dwight’s I.D. and snickers] You know your I.D. says you’re a security threat?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[laughs] Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.\"\nMichael: \"[reading] “This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.” [flips to another paper] “Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman’s room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.”  Gah. “This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.”\"\nJim: \"That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just… took ’em all out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [reading] “Every time I typed my name, it said ‘Diapers’.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just… took ’em all out.\"\nMichael: \"[reading] “Every time I typed my name, it said ‘Diapers’.”\"\nJim: \"Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: “By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.\"\nMichael: \"“By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.”\"\nJim: \"Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that’s how I spent my entire day that day.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I’ve never had one. They sound awful."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So, you going to transfer Jim or not?\"\nMichael: \"Maybe, I haven’t decided yet. Let’s get to work.\"\nDwight: \"I want an answer by tomorrow.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Oh… actually, tomorrow’s not good. How about later in the week?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Photographer: \"I can’t. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos.\"\nMichael: \"Well… that’s… what, a computer camera, right?\"\nPhotographer: \"You mean digital?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’ll take like two seconds."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Photographer: \"You mean digital?\"\nMichael: \"It’ll take like two seconds.\"\nPhotographer: \"20 bucks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ugh… All right. Everybody, [looks around at the employees] come on. Group photo for the newsletter."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Photographer: \"One, two, three… smile. [camera flashes, but no one smiles] Try to smile.\"\nMichael: \"We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.\"\nPhotographer: \"Alright, I’m just gonna take it on three…  whether you smile or not. One, two, three. [camera flashes]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good, let’s check that out. [looks at preview screen] Ew, okay, all right. One more. We’ll take one more."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I… I didn’t know that Toby was gonna write it down. [the camera flashes] I was just venting.\"\nMichael: \"[off camera] Okay, good. Check that out.\"\nJim: \"You know, it was one day.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [off camera] That’s terrible."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I thought that you were their fearless leader.\"\nMichael: \"I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.\"\nJan: \"[laughs] I think you can handle it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, come on. Come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[laughs] I think you can handle it.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, come on. Come on.\"\nJan: \"I think so, Michael…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, it’d be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I think so, Michael…\"\nMichael: \"You know, it’d be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.\"\nJan: \"Goodbye, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we’ve remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Again? We do that every year.\"\nMichael: \"Well, they need our money. They don’t have cookies like the Girl Scouts.\"\nOscar: \"It’d be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, Oscar, if you don’t like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.\"\nMichael: \"It’s Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.\"\nDarryl: \"Except my warehouse.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, actually, it’s my warehouse."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Actually, it’s owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.\"\nMichael: \"Why are you here?\"\nDwight: \"When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not. I said, not that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Carol Stills.\"\nMichael: \"Do I know a Carol Stills?\"\nPam: \"Your realtor.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"[on phone] Hello, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"Hi, Carol. How you doing?\"\nCarol: \"I’m great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"I’m great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.\"\nCarol: \"Oh, great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It’s okay. At Christmas, the tree helped."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Oh, great.\"\nMichael: \"Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It’s okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.\"\nCarol: \"Oh, good, I’m glad. Can I drop it over later?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Actually, I’m sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Oh, good, I’m glad. Can I drop it over later?\"\nMichael: \"Actually, I’m sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.\"\nCarol: \"Oh, great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, it’ll be good. You know what? Why don’t you come by? Bring the papers, I’ll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Oh, great.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, it’ll be good. You know what? Why don’t you come by? Bring the papers, I’ll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.\"\nCarol: \"To the casino thing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. It’ll be fun. What do you…[phone rings] What do you…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Okay, then. I will see you tonight.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, sounds great.\"\nJan: \"Bye-bye.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn’t be a problem.\"\nMichael: \"Problem. Good.\"\nCarol: \"And I’ll bring the papers, too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good, All right. Sounds great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy: \"That’s my girlfriend.\"\nMichael: \"Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.\"\nBilly: \"She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili’s. She was my waitress.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Chili’s is great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I’ll call.\"\nMichael: \"What are… That’s insane.\"\nToby: \"I have good cards.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn’t that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don’t be stupid. Just take it back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dealer: \"No, I’m sorry. He can’t, sir. He’s gone all-in.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, all right, whatever.\"\nDealer: \"Flip them.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nJan: \"And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Thanks for coming."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"The planet Caprica.\"\nMichael: \"Where the hell is that?\"\nDwight: \"It’s from Battlestar Galactica.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, all right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I mean for real.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I know.\"\nToby: \"No, I mean he’s attracted to other men.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, a little too far, crossed the line."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"No, I mean he’s attracted to other men.\"\nMichael: \"OK, a little too far, crossed the line.\"\nToby: \"OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual.  Yeah, he told me this morning.  And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would have never called him that if I knew.  You don’t… You don’t call retarded people “retards”.  It’s bad taste.  You call your friends “retards” when they’re acting retarded.  And I consider Oscar a friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Absolutely not.\"\nMichael: \"Well, he\"\nDwight: \"Well, he’s not dressed in women’s clothes, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [deep sigh] There could be others…  I need to know.  I don’t want to offend anybody else."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well, he’s not dressed in women’s clothes, so…\"\nMichael: \"[deep sigh] There could be others…  I need to know.  I don’t want to offend anybody else.\"\nDwight: \"You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I’m sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I really don’t think so.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know, I can imagine her with another woman, can’t you?\"\nDwight: \"[creepy smile]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do some research.  Find out if there’s a way to tell by just looking at them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[creepy smile]\"\nMichael: \"Do some research.  Find out if there’s a way to tell by just looking at them.\"\nDwight: \"Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s ridiculous."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.\"\nMichael: \"That’s ridiculous.\"\nDwight: \"Yeah probably.  He didn’t tell the truth a lot.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Let’s call him and get the website."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, it’s not possible.\"\nMichael: \"Anything’s possible.\"\nJan: \"You know, imagine… you were gay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] Well, I’m not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You know, imagine… you were gay.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] Well, I’m not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!\"\nJan: \"Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now.  Do you understand?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"No, you knew me in high school.  Course, we all thought you were gay in high school.\"\nMichael: \"[laughing] Right!  [serious] And I take that as a compliment.\"\nPhyllis: \"Well with your ties and your matching socks and —\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I just like to look good OK, so —"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I don’t think I can work here any longer.  This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.\"\nMichael: \"You misunderstand– OK.  You know what, OK.  I uh, I’m gonna put my money where my mouth is.  You ready?  I am going to embrace Oscar.  You might want to watch this Angela, because you can’t catch anything.  Here we go.  We are going to make a statement.  You and I are going to make a statement together.  Oscar is my friend —\"\nOscar: \"I would rather not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …and I just don’t care who sees it, doesn’t bother me!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I would rather not.\"\nMichael: \"…and I just don’t care who sees it, doesn’t bother me!\"\nOscar: \"No, NO!  I don’t want to touch you, ever consider that?  You’re ignorant, and insulting, and small!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, um… sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"No, NO!  I don’t want to touch you, ever consider that?  You’re ignorant, and insulting, and small!\"\nMichael: \"All right, um… sorry.\"\nOscar: \"Michael… I’m sorry.  That was a good idea.  Come on, come on. [Oscar and Michael hug]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sobbing] I’m sorry I called you faggie.  You’re not faggie.  You’re a a good guy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[on speakerphone] Okay, what is your goal for after lunch?\"\nMichael: \"I will do my job to the best of my abilities.\"\nJan: \"[under breath] Heaven help us. [aloud] Specifically.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will do my"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[on speakerphone] Are you on the toilet, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"[quietly] No.\"\nJan: \"Well, I know sometimes you are and… that you wouldn’t tell me, so I’m just going to assume that you are, and call me back when you’re finished.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [Jan hangs up. Toby opens the office door.]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, I didn’t.\"\nMichael: \"I, uh… I am going to be a father.\"\nPam: \"What was Oprah about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Or not adopt.\"\nMichael: \"Just do it, okay?\"\nPam: \"Roy’s sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um… find out if there’s a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.\"\nMichael: \"Sleep with who? Whom, whom… whom?\"\nKelly: \"My neighbor Alan. They’re going on a date tonight.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Josh: \"Hey, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Josh, how ya doing?\"\nJosh: \"Pretty good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good to see you. There he is! There’s the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product… the progidal… my son returns."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What are you talking about?\"\nMichael: \"The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I’m still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention.\"\nJan: \"Step away from me, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"This party is going to be awesome.\"\nMichael: \"I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.\"\nDwight: \"Check it out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is crooked on that side."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jerome Bettis: \"Thanks. I appreciate it, guys.\"\nMichael: \"You know what? I’m having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come.\"\nJerome Bettis: \"All right, maybe. If I can.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, cool! Okay, so… can I tell people you’re gonna be there?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jerome Bettis: \"All right, maybe. If I can.\"\nMichael: \"Well, cool! Okay, so… can I tell people you’re gonna be there?\"\nJerome Bettis: \"No, you cannot.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So maybe. See ya."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh yeah?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk.\"\nJim: \"Oh, tell him I say hi.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will call him later with that message."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, tell him I say hi.\"\nMichael: \"I will call him later with that message.\"\nJim: \"Hey, how is… Toby?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, how is… Toby?\"\nMichael: \"Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?\"\nJim: \"Oh, no, it was… you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What have you generated, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening.\"\nJan: \"What party?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The party I’m having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Josh: \"Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton.\"\nJosh: \"I don’t think so.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Josh: \"I don’t think so.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend.\"\nJosh: \"Fine! All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay! Excellent. Oh…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Guy: \"I thought there was a party in here.\"\nMichael: \"This is the party.\"\nGuy: \"This is room 308?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Party central! So, what can I do you for? [Guy leaves] All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Wait, wait. I didn’t transfer because of you. You’re a good boss. You’re a great boss.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not better than Josh.\"\nJim: \"Michael, it’s not about… I transferred because of Pam.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God. You don’t even know. She’s single now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, it’s not about… I transferred because of Pam.\"\nMichael: \"Oh my God. You don’t even know. She’s single now.\"\nJim: \"No, I just… I heard something about that. It’s just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m sorry, man. I’m sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ha, ha, ha, ha.\"\nMichael: \"Whoa. What are those stains?\"\nDwight: \"Blood, urine, or semen.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, God, I hope it’s urine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[reading checklist] Fun jeans.\"\nMichael: \"[points to door] Right there.\"\nRyan: \"Fourth quarter projections for Jan?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. What? Oh, yeah, have Pam give those to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Fourth quarter projections for Jan?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. What? Oh, yeah, have Pam give those to me.\"\nRyan: \"Will do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sure you don’t want to come?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What would you have done? Been manager?\"\nMichael: \"I was going to be a bottle capper.\"\nDwight: \"You? A bottle capper?! [laughs in disbelief]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know. Crazy world. Crazy, crazy world."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Hello? [Angela coughs and points to the conference room]\"\nMichael: \"[Jan walks in on Movie Monday] Hi Jan!  Hope you brought the Milk Duds!\"\nJan: \"How would a movie increase productivity Michael?  How on earth would it do that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: People work faster after…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No thanks I’m stuffed.\"\nMichael: \"No seriously.  You should have an M&M, they’re really good.\"\nDwight: \"…ok. [takes and eats several M&M’s]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They’re good, huh?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…ok. [takes and eats several M&M’s]\"\nMichael: \"They’re good, huh?\"\nDwight: \"…so good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey.  I thought you weren’t supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you’ve had a crown put in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…so good.\"\nMichael: \"Hey.  I thought you weren’t supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you’ve had a crown put in.\"\nDwight: \"They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sounds like a good dentist."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so…\"\nMichael: \"Sounds like a good dentist.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What’s his name?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"What’s his name?\"\nDwight: \"[long pause] Crentist.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Your dentist’s name is Crentist."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.\"\nMichael: \"Let me see your teeth.  Let me see ’em.  Let me see ’em.\"\nDwight: \"[reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael peers inside]  Ahh.  Aaaah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You should… floss."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael peers inside]  Ahh.  Aaaah.\"\nMichael: \"You should… floss.\"\nDwight: \"I know…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [exhales] Well then… I am glad you’re ok."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can’t believe this news.  That— wow.\"\nMichael: \"I know.  I told her I didn’t know whether you’d wanna do it… because you’ve always been so loyal to me.  You’ve been my most trusted ally.\"\nDwight: \"You said that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yep, I did.  I did.  But I think… you should do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You said that?\"\nMichael: \"Yep, I did.  I did.  But I think… you should do it.\"\nDwight: \"Well… Gosh, if you think I should.  Then I will.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [exhales] Perfect, well, we’re settled."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well… Gosh, if you think I should.  Then I will.\"\nMichael: \"[exhales] Perfect, well, we’re settled.\"\nDwight: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right.  Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I… am assistant regional manager."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"But… why Dwight?\"\nMichael: \"Because, Dwight… never lies.\"\nStanley: \"How does that qualify him to run a branch?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because that’s all it takes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Do you have any savings?\"\nMichael: \"No, no, I don’t, but—\"\nKevin: \"Michael, you might lose your condo.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… won’t.   I won’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Not my style.\"\nMichael: \"But you said you liked it.  You’ve always admired it.\"\nDwight: \"Well that was before.  I’m thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage.  Plus, that convertible, it’s a ridiculous choice for this climate.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [Michael finally breaks] Take it back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well that was before.  I’m thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage.  Plus, that convertible, it’s a ridiculous choice for this climate.\"\nMichael: \"[Michael finally breaks] Take it back.\"\nDwight: \"[confused] No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s my car."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[confused] No.\"\nMichael: \"That’s my car.\"\nDwight: \"What did you—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: THAT’S MY CAR."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I think the Sebring’s cool.  It’s cool.  The Seabring’s cool.  It has a cassette and it has a CD.\"\nMichael: \"Oh do you?  Do you like the Sebring— HOW DARE YOU?!  How dare you, Dwight?\"\nDwight: \"[Dwight gets on his knees and puts his face down on the ground] Don’t fire me.  Please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[Dwight gets on his knees and puts his face down on the ground] Don’t fire me.  Please.\"\nMichael: \"Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!\"\nDwight: \"[terrified] I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not.  Good.  Enough!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[terrified] I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!\"\nMichael: \"Not.  Good.  Enough!\"\nDwight: \"[sobbing] I’ll do anything!  Anything!  I’ll do your laundry for a month!  For a year!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have a laundry machine!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[sobbing] I’ll do anything!  Anything!  I’ll do your laundry for a month!  For a year!\"\nMichael: \"I have a laundry machine!\"\nDwight: \"I’m sorry!  I’ll do anything, I swear. [squeaking, crying]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know if I can trust you anymore."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m sorry!  I’ll do anything, I swear. [squeaking, crying]\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.\"\nDwight: \"You can’t.  You can’t.  But I promise I’ll never betray you again.  What can I do, Michael.  What can I do?  [Michael exhales]  What can I do?  [Dwight has his face to the ground but his butt raised high in the air] What can I do?  What can I do?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can get up.  Get up. [Dwight gets up with spit hanging from his lips] And you can hug it out, bitch.  [Dwight and Michael have a firm embrace]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey. [shuts door] Is everything okay?\"\nMichael: \"It is not your business, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"If the branch is in trouble, there are things you can do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do you know about management, Dwight?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"If the branch is in trouble, there are things you can do.\"\nMichael: \"What do you know about management, Dwight?\"\nDwight: \"I know that we need to cut costs.  We could fire Meredith. That’s a big cost.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not firing anyone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?\"\nMichael: \"Don’t mind if I do.  See you in a minute.  [goes back down pretend stairs and grabs pen from Stanley’s desk]\"\nDwight: \"Okay. [continues to laugh] Whoo!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There you go, fresh from the warehouse."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?\"\nMichael: \"There’s coffee in the kitchen, Pam.\"\nPam: \"But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [breathless] All right.  Okay. [goes back down pretend stairs, crawls on belly to the kitchen for the coffee]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"It’s a real shame about Ed, huh?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah.  Must really have you thinkin’.\"\nCreed: \"About what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The older you get, the bigger the chance is you’re gonna die.  You knew that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ed was decapitated.\"\nMichael: \"What are you doing?\"\nDwight: \"You said you didn’t know how to say it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I didn’t… he was driving on the road and he went under a truck.  And that’s when his head was separated from the rest of him.  And I will let you know more as soon as I find out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[on speakerphone] I understand how you feel, Michael.  I really do.  So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?\"\nMichael: \"You really don’t get it, do you?  You don’t understand these people.  That is the last thing that they would want is a day off.\"\nJan: \"Well, what would you suggest?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [thoughtfully] A statue."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[scoffs] I’m not sure that’s realistic.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him.\"\nJan: \"No, that’s not—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You know what, Michael?  I’ve really tried with you today…\"\nMichael: \"Mm hm.\"\nJan: \"…and I have to get back to work.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh do you?  You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"…and I have to get back to work.\"\nMichael: \"Oh do you?  You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck.\"\nJan: \"So call me when you feel like having a real conversation.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But Ed truck can’t because he is—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"We do not wanna hear about this.\"\nMichael: \"Well, you know what?  I didn’t wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can’t stop picturing it.  He leaves work, he’s on his way home… wham!  His cappa is detated from his head!\"\nStanley: \"You have just spit on my face.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you know what?  There’s something wrong with you.  There is something wrong with everybody in here.  Because we have lost a member of our family and you don’t wanna talk about it, you don’t wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"[throwing ball back] Nope.\"\nMichael: \"[returning ball to Stanley] Oh, yes Stanley.  Come on.  Your turn, you have to go.\"\nStanley: \"I will NOT. [throws ball back]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay… I’m going to toss the ball to Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael! [following Michael downstairs] Michael.   Michael …\"\nMichael: \"[seeing bird] Oh, God!\"\nDwight: \"[in disgust] Oh…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God!  Oh my God, come on …"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[in disgust] Oh…\"\nMichael: \"Oh my God!  Oh my God, come on …\"\nDwight: \"Poor little fella.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh shhhh–oot!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Poor little fella.\"\nMichael: \"Oh shhhh–oot!\"\nDwight: \"He is a goner.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, he’s not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[trying to shove bird into a can] Argh… gah!\"\nMichael: \"What are… What are you doing?\"\nDwight: \"What?  No, this is about the right size.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, God, no it’s not!  What is the matter with you?  Is that the beak!?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[on the phone] Ed Truck died over the weekend.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, wow. He…\"\nJan: \"Yeah. And I know… I know he was your boss, so I thought you should know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Does his family know?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yeah. And I know… I know he was your boss, so I thought you should know.\"\nMichael: \"Does his family know?\"\nJan: \"Yes, they know, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But I’m the first in the office?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yes, they know, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"But I’m the first in the office?\"\nJan: \"I guess, yes. I think it would be appropriate for you to make an announcement to your team, in case they want to pay their respects.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, yes, sure, I will do that…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"May he rest in pieces. [chuckles] You know, because there’s, like, two pieces of him.\"\nMichael: \"You think that’s funny.\"\nKevin: \"No. [chuckles]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are disgusting."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, look, sometimes things crop up later. So, uhh, you should know I’m always available if anyone would like to talk.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. Wow. No. No. You are the most heartless, soulless person I’ve ever met.\"\nToby: \"Michael, I’m sorry…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No. Shh. Enough. It is going to take me hours to undo all the damage that your have done here. Dwight, Ryan, I want you to take the table out. We’re gonna go on a five minute break, and when you come back, we’re going to start with a clean slate, and, in the interim, I would like you to forget everything that Toby has said, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I don’t care how your day was Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. Well. Ok. I don’t care how your day was either, Jan. I was just asking you because you asked me. Why do you set me up like that?\"\nJan: \"Tell me what you did yesterday.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I worked. And then I went home to my condo. And Carol came over. And then we had sex. Is that what you want to hear?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Because they acted all tough and everything…\"\nMichael: \"Uh huh.\"\nKelly: \"But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. God. Who invented cupcakes, right? I want to…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [Phyllis embraces Bob ahead in line] Hey, hey, hey! Phyllis, what are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"No way.\"\nMichael: \"Get in the back please.\"\nStanley: \"Boooooo. Booooo. Back of the line.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Boooooo. Thank you. [hi-five’s Stanley]. That’s right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Great! I thought you could use this time to authorize some checks.\"\nMichael: \"I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom. You’re an angel.\"\nPam: \"Hey, why don’t you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I’ll just bring you a pretzel.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because I like them a certain way, and if it gets screwed up, then whole thing is blown."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey, why don’t you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I’ll just bring you a pretzel.\"\nMichael: \"Because I like them a certain way, and if it gets screwed up, then whole thing is blown.\"\nPam: \"You know, I just think it’s really important that you be productive today.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination. I’ll be back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pretzel Guy: \"We do.\"\nMichael: \"Thank God.\"\nPretzel Guy: \"And we have 18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&M’s, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallow, nuts, toffee nuts, coconuts, peanut butter drizzle, Oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is there anyway that you could do all, all of them?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pretzel Guy: \"And we have 18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&M’s, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallow, nuts, toffee nuts, coconuts, peanut butter drizzle, Oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar.\"\nMichael: \"Is there anyway that you could do all, all of them?\"\nPretzel Guy: \"The Works. You got it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right! Thank you!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"These came for you. Contracts? Brent Koselli?\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Koselli. With the Jello.\"\nPam: \"This is a huge sale.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. Right. Good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What I want, Michael, is an hour-by-hour log of how you spend your work time.\"\nMichael: \"Well, that’s really not the way I roll, because sometimes I’m in the zone, and sometimes I’m in the zoning out.\"\nJan: \"Zoning out?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you want me to go on Amazon and order you a slang dictionary? Cause I’ll do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Zoning out?\"\nMichael: \"Do you want me to go on Amazon and order you a slang dictionary? Cause I’ll do it.\"\nJan: \"If you can account for your time…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, big if."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"If you can account for your time…\"\nMichael: \"Yes, big if.\"\nJan: \"…then maybe corporate can justify your salary.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A woman spurned."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Take a good look at this boy…\"\nMichael: \"I always do.\"\nDwight: \"…because you are never going to see him again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you lay a finger…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…because you are never going to see him again.\"\nMichael: \"If you lay a finger…\"\nDwight: \"Today is Ryan’s first sales call and I am bringing this boy home a full-grown man.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Would you look at that? [Hugs Ryan] [Dwight attempts hug] Damn it, Dwight! Come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"There’s four things that I love. My wife, my daughters, Pam Grier, and a hot, chewy roll of buttered dough.\"\nMichael: \"What makes them so good?\"\nStanley: \"I do not know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I mean, they’re just dough twisted up with some candy. They taste so good in my mouth."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I see dead people.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Spoiler… alert.\"\nDwight: \"He was dead the whole time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just stop it. [slide of Michael & Carol kissing] What’s the… oh, whoa! [laughs] Where did that come from?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"[wearing cheerleader costume] I thought you said this was a costume party!\"\nMichael: \"[points at woman] What does that look like to you?\"\nCarol: \"An Indian woman in a sari.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No one’s even going to notice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"What? Too spicy?\"\nMichael: \"No. These s’mores are disgusting.\"\nCarol: \"They’re not s’mores. They’re samosas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you think they have any s’mores?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Oh, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"What do you say?\"\nCarol: \"Can we talk about this in private?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I didn’t hear you. [laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"Can we talk about this in private?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t hear you. [laughs]\"\nCarol: \"[louder] Can we talk about this in private?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [lowers microphone] Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Uh… no.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. Pam. When Carol said ‘No.’ tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements.\"\nPam: \"Well, you were never really engaged.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was in that marriage arena, though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I kind of thought something would happen tonight too.\"\nMichael: \"We’re so alike. So alike. [leans in to kiss her]\"\nPam: \"What are you doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What are you doing?\"\nMichael: \"What are you doing?\"\nPam: \"I’m rejecting your…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m… what? I didn’t"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Um, well, basically, it’s like a really big party, and everybody gets super-dressed up, and there’s a bunch of different gods, and each of the gods has a special power, like the Care Bears, you know?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, please, stop talking. Three words or less.\"\nKelly: \"Like, an Indian Halloween?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: An Indian Halloween. Okay, great. [to phone] Pam, could you put Jan on, please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael, what is this about you letting everyone leave work early today?\"\nMichael: \"Well, I was letting everybody go to the big Diwali party.\"\nJan: \"What is Diwali?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is Diwali?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, I think it sounds lovely. I think it sounds like a good idea.\"\nMichael: \"You do?\"\nJan: \"Yes, of course. It’s important to celebrate our company’s rich diversity. And, and in fact, Michael, if you had planned better, we might have been able to charter a bus to the event—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I dunno about that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yes, of course. It’s important to celebrate our company’s rich diversity. And, and in fact, Michael, if you had planned better, we might have been able to charter a bus to the event—\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I dunno about that.\"\nJan: \"—or, or, or been a sponsor for the party itself.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: For Kelly, that seems a bit much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I am here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t understand.\"\nJan: \"The board voted last night to close your branch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: On whom’s authority?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m very sorry. I don’t relish telling you this. You’ve been a big part of this company, and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service.\"\nMichael: \"You’re welcome.\"\nJan: \"A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Am I a small number person or a severance package person?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages.\"\nMichael: \"Am I a small number person or a severance package person?\"\nJan: \"Well, we haven’t made final decisions about personnel yet. But you’re a severance package person.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh… [burrys head in hands] Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I don’t really get it ’cause we’re not doing that bad and our numbers are gonna come up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"It’s… it’s about talent.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you gotta be… Josh?\"\nJan: \"Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company’s future.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey stranger.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t say that. That just sounds weird. Please.\"\nDwight: \"Sorry. I just feel like we haven’t talked in awhile.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well… we have nothin to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work … while you still can."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Are you okay?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, great! Amazing. Best physical condition of my life.\"\nPam: \"What did Jan want?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nothing. Just checking in. I can’t tell you, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What did Jan want?\"\nMichael: \"Nothing. Just checking in. I can’t tell you, so…\"\nPam: \"What can’t you tell me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nothing, Pam.[whispers to himself] What difference does it make?  We’ll be gone in a couple of weeks anyway."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Michael, uh… we shouldn’t be talking about this until all the decisions have been made.\"\nMichael: \"You knew about this all along, didn’t you?\"\nToby: \"Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Traitor. You are a traitor."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Hey Mike.\"\nMichael: \"Darryl. Noble Darryl. [sighs]\"\nDarryl: \"Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know. Well, I’ll land on my feet. Don’t worry about me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know. Well, I’ll land on my feet. Don’t worry about me.\"\nDarryl: \"I wasn’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, you’ll be okay too. You’re a warrior. You’re smart, capable. You’ll find something else and…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yes? What is the meaning of this?\"\nMichael: \"Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?\"\nDwight: \"Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It’s simple dollars and cents.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It’s simple dollars and cents.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings.\"\nDwight: \"Listen, Scott… we’re losing money, okay? It’s not a charity; it’s a business. And it’s a dying business.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [no longer talking to Dwight as Wallace] Stop… stop it! Just, okay. He’s not going to say any of that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Listen, Scott… we’re losing money, okay? It’s not a charity; it’s a business. And it’s a dying business.\"\nMichael: \"[no longer talking to Dwight as Wallace] Stop… stop it! Just, okay. He’s not going to say any of that.\"\nDwight: \"[as himself] Whoa hey, why not?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because he’d be intimidated and I, just… let’s start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[referring to Michael’s ringing phone] who is it?\"\nMichael: \"The office.\"\nDwight: \"Gonna get it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, not until I have some good news for them. Not until I have some good news."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Nothing. [puts down binoculars]\"\nMichael: \"What if this doesn’t work? What is the office actually goes under?\"\nDwight: \"Then it was an honor to have worked with you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [pats Dwight and sighs] All right, favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. Go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Then it was an honor to have worked with you.\"\nMichael: \"[pats Dwight and sighs] All right, favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. Go.\"\nDwight: \"My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was hilarious. The foam …"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher.\"\nMichael: \"That was hilarious. The foam …\"\nDwight: \"Uh,… my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, right. Okay, that’s enough. That’s good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Uh,… my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, right. Okay, that’s enough. That’s good.\"\nDwight: \"What were your favorite moments?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, hmm, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Stranford is closed! Michael, we’re not closed. Stamford is closed. Stamford is closed.\"\nMichael: \"We did it? We did it.\"\nDwight: \"We did it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right here! Right here! [pounds his chest against Dwight’s]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"In your face!\"\nMichael: \"We did it!\"\nDwight: \"Oh, man.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How did we do it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, man.\"\nMichael: \"How did we do it?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t … have no idea.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t understand."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"…before noon…\"\nMichael: \"I’m not…\"\nDwight: \"…to consolidate power.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not firing somebody on the first day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"…to knit.\"\nMichael: \"Welcome, welcome, welcome! [in robot voice] Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader.\"\nKaren: \"Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm… dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"We need to talk!\"\nMichael: \"Not now.\"\nDwight: \"Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?\"\nMichael: \"I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.\"\nDwight: \"Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?\"\nMichael: \"It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one.\"\nDwight: \"Ok. Who reports to who?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t care! Dwight! You all report to me! That’s all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ok. Who reports to who?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t care! Dwight! You all report to me! That’s all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?\"\nDwight: \"And then if I want…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Work it out amongst your selves!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Looks like salmon.\"\nMichael: \"Nope. Um… for the guests it is. For you, consider it cow-meat. Strictly taboo.\"\nKelly: \"I eat beef.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, then… consider it poisoned beef. No touchy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hannah: \"Look what’s on his computer.\"\nMichael: \"What is that? A squid’s eye or…\"\nHannah: \"It’s my left breast.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How did you…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[sings drum beat intro to ‘What is Love?’]\"\nMichael: \"That’s it!\"\nAndy: \"[sings] What is love?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, yes! Okay!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[sings] What is love?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, yes! Okay!\"\nAndy: \"Baby, don’t hurt me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, here we go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Baby, don’t hurt me!\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Oh! Oh!\"\nAndy: \"Whoa-oh-oh-oh\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Scuse me! Scuse me!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Whoa-oh-oh-oh.\"\nMichael: \"You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why’s my nose so itchy!\"\nAndy: \"Oh, probably because of all the nose candy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs hysterically] Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Very funny, Michael!\"\nMichael: \"Okay! Okay!\"\nDwight: \"Really funny, Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, all right, I’m on a roll."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"Uh… this is difficult, for me.\"\nMichael: \"I understand. We’re all friends.\"\nTony: \"No. I mean I can’t physically. I can’t get on the table.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"No. I mean I can’t physically. I can’t get on the table.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up.\"\nTony: \"[starts to climb table]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? I’ll help. I will…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"[starts to climb table]\"\nMichael: \"You know what? I’ll help. I will…\"\nTony: \"No, please. No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t be shy! Dwight! Let’s do this!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do this. Come on. Ready?\"\nMichael: \"Come on. We’re doing this thing! Let’s get up.\"\nDwight: \"On three. One… two… three.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I’m under this… I’m under this hock here. I don’t know what I’m grabbing here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"All right. All right. Stop. Put me down.\"\nMichael: \"We’ve almost got it. Push it! Push it!\"\nTony: \"Let me go!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m right in your crack!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"Let me go!\"\nMichael: \"I’m right in your crack!\"\nTony: \"Put me down right…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Up and over."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"Put me down right…\"\nMichael: \"Up and over.\"\nTony: \"Put me down!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Up and over."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"Put me down!\"\nMichael: \"Up and over.\"\nTony: \"Put me down right now!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’ve got it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"Put me down right now!\"\nMichael: \"You’ve got it.\"\nTony: \"I’VE HAD ENOUGH!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’ve got it, you’ve got it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"I’VE HAD ENOUGH!\"\nMichael: \"You’ve got it, you’ve got it.\"\nTony: \"PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW or else!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"I have to go.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t understand.\"\nTony: \"I was on the fence about this and… it’s just not a good fit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, we’ll squeeze you in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"I was on the fence about this and… it’s just not a good fit.\"\nMichael: \"Well, we’ll squeeze you in.\"\nTony: \"I can’t work here. I have to quit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can’t quit! On the first day. That’s [deep voice] heresy, my friend! [regular voice] Okay, let’s talk about this. What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"I can’t work here. I have to quit.\"\nMichael: \"You can’t quit! On the first day. That’s [deep voice] heresy, my friend! [regular voice] Okay, let’s talk about this. What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what?\"\nTony: \"No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It’s just your management style.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It’s just your management style.\"\nMichael: \"My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny?\"\nTony: \"No. Was it supposed to be funny?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Well, don’t bother quitting because you’re fired."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"No. Was it supposed to be funny?\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Well, don’t bother quitting because you’re fired.\"\nTony: \"Excuse me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Tony: \"Excuse me?\"\nMichael: \"You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!\"\nTony: \"But there’s nothing in my desk except coupons.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t try to apologize to me, man! It’s too late. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And I have to say your leadership…\"\nMichael: \"Shut it…\"\nDwight: \"has brought…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Shut it! That’s… [whispers to camera] suck up!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Mocha complexion. Supplier relations. Either caught a fish or was standing next to a man who caught a fish in Key West, Florida.\"\nMichael: \"What are you talking about?\"\nDwight: \"[holds up piece of paper] It wasn’t clear on the Google Image search.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, just…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I had a tickle in my throat.\"\nMichael: \"[points at camera] They’re gonna have… You can’t say that, all right?\"\nDwight: \"I can’t say [clearinng throat noise]?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [clearing throat noise] Idiot. Dwight’s an idiot! Did you catch that or did… did the cough cover it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can’t say [clearinng throat noise]?\"\nMichael: \"[clearing throat noise] Idiot. Dwight’s an idiot! Did you catch that or did… did the cough cover it?\"\nDwight: \"Sometimes it hurts Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [cleaing throat] You’re a jerk. Dwight’s a jerk!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hannah: \"Thank youuu.\"\nMichael: \"Ohh. May I?\"\nHannah: \"Uh, sure!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [climbs under desk] Hey, look at me, I’m a baby! I’m one of those babies from “Look Who’s Talking.” What am I thinking? [Laughs] Look at all those staplers! What’s a stapler!? I don’t even know, I’m a baby! Hey, Mom, I’m thirsty! I’m thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Hmm. Martin?\"\nMichael: \"Kuhhhh… you are such a racist.\"\nKevin: \"Wait, why am I a racist?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because you think he’s black."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Wait, why am I a racist?\"\nMichael: \"Because you think he’s black.\"\nKevin: \"He is black… right? And…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stop it. Stop it right-stop it right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I am cool.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, are you cool, really?\"\nDwight: \"I’m cool, I’m cool, I’m so cool. Tell me what is going on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um… Martin, from Stamford, was, at one time, in prison. [Dwight starts to run] No. Dwight! Be cool! Be cool!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Martin: \"So… you all wanna know what I was in for?\"\nMichael: \"No. That’s not cool. You don’t have to tell them.\"\nMartin: \"Um, I really don’t mind. It was a stupid mistake. I was working in finance and, I… got involved in some insider trading. So, I spent a little time in the clink.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] That is awesome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Martin: \"Yeah, in the rec room.\"\nMichael: \"Ah. A ten inch black and white?\"\nMartin: \"Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: These people don’t realize how lucky they are. This office is the American Dream. And they would rather be in the hole."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So, not prison.\"\nMichael: \"And prison. Eh, fifty-fifty, both. Look, prison stinks, is what I’m saying. It’s not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the office.\"\nJim: \"What’d you do, Prison Mike?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I stole. … And I robbed. And I kidnapped… the… president’s son. And held him for ransom."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What’d you do, Prison Mike?\"\nMichael: \"I stole. … And I robbed. And I kidnapped… the… president’s son. And held him for ransom.\"\nJim: \"That is… quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And I nevah got caught, neither."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Michael. Why’s everyone locked in the conference room?\"\nMichael: \"They were very disrespectful to me, and to the office. And Martin has had a bad influence, to think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt.\"\nToby: \"Well, you’re going to have to let ’em out. Or… or I will.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. You know what Toby? I am teaching them a lesson, so."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, you’re going to have to let ’em out. Or… or I will.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. You know what Toby? I am teaching them a lesson, so.\"\nToby: \"You know they’re teasing you. I mean… obviously, this is… a much nicer place than an actual prison. We get paid to be here. We go home afterwards and have social lives. We have… we have parties here. They’re teasing you. To be funny.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [unlocks door] Okay nutcases, get out of there! Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don’t you guys head home. Early. Time off for good behavior! Heh. Good job. Enjoy your freedoms!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Can I help you, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"I’m looking for the toy drive box.\"\nPam: \"It’s behind you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK…  Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it’ll fit, with all these little knickknacks."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"[whispers] What?\"\nMichael: \"Turn around, turn around. Come on. [making a body turning gesture]\"\nCarol: \"Get outta here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you get outta here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"I really need a moment alone with you. [Carol heads towards Michael’s office.]\"\nMichael: \"Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. [puts finger on her back and reaches for her butt] Berp.\"\nCarol: \"What is this? [Holds up a Christmas photo]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is my Christmas card. It’s a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. Ski-sons Greetings."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"But, um, I don’t know how to deal with, with this thing [waves Christmas card]. And, and the proposal. And I don’t think things are going to work out with us.\"\nMichael: \"No, no no no Ok, OK, You know what, you’re not thinking straight. You know what you need? You need to think this through in [making drum noise] Jamaica’s largest fresh water pool.\"\nCarol: \"What are you talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I got us tickets to Sandals, Jamaica, We leave day after tomorrow. [Carol shakes head in disappointment]. You better find the skimpiest bikini there is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carol: \"What are you talking about?\"\nMichael: \"I got us tickets to Sandals, Jamaica, We leave day after tomorrow. [Carol shakes head in disappointment]. You better find the skimpiest bikini there is.\"\nCarol: \"Oh, no. Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And it’s all inclusive."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"You can’t cancel a holiday.\"\nMichael: \"Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year’s.\"\nStanley: \"What does that mean?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim, take New Year’s away from Stanley."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I know.\"\nMichael: \"It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms.\"\nPam: \"OK, well, why are you laying like that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [moves a little] Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"OK, well, why are you laying like that?\"\nMichael: \"[moves a little] Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?\"\nPam: \"Like what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Like maybe, the real reason they left was because there were things they wanted you to do in bed, that were, foreign, and scary?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Like what?\"\nMichael: \"Like maybe, the real reason they left was because there were things they wanted you to do in bed, that were, foreign, and scary?\"\nPam: \"Well.. um I, I don’t…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And not that you didn’t want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I’m referring to?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Why don’t you just buy the whole song?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just… I just want a little taste of it.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars ’cause they failed to report a mold problem. [Continues to sift through papers] But wouldn’t that affect the final… How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [singing] Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. [hits repeat again]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Ah man, I can’t.\"\nMichael: \"Why not?\"\nRyan: \"I’m not feeling so well. I’ve got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night. [Michael feels Ryan’s forehead]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, feel better."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can’t… I can’t here what you’re saying.\"\nMichael: \"Carol used to drink lattes.\"\nDwight: \"[off screen at other end of table] What’re you talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She would get this little foam mustache…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[off screen at other end of table] What’re you talking about?\"\nMichael: \"She would get this little foam mustache…\"\nDwight: \"[still off screen] Carol had a mustache?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And I used to say “Hey, got latte?” And she’d say, that’s not funny."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[still off screen] Carol had a mustache?\"\nMichael: \"And I used to say “Hey, got latte?” And she’d say, that’s not funny.\"\nDwight: \"[off screen] What are you guys talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She totally got me. She understood that we didn’t have to laugh to enjoy —"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Cindy, Cindy.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t think… I love it!\"\nAndy: \"I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. [Cindy laughs] C’mon, do it for Michael. He’s had a really long day.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughing] I don’t know what he’s doing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Second Cindy: \"That rocks.\"\nMichael: \"Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it’s yours.\"\nSecond Cindy: \"Thanks! I, I wanna give you something.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. [She whispers in his ear. Michael starts to laugh] That’s what she said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Second Cindy: \"I… We’re just gonna take off.\"\nMichael: \"I… you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica.\"\nSecond Cindy: \"No… I have school. [leaves with other waitress and bicycle]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You want help? OK… Merry Christmas."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No. She wasn’t.\"\nMichael: \"How can you be sure?\"\nJim: \"Well, for starters, I’ve known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately [looks a watch] three hours ago.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t make fun… You’re making fun of me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You just had a rebound.\"\nMichael: \"I had rebound? Yeah.\"\nJim: \"Yeah. Which, don’t get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it’s over, you’re left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn’t score and I’m not sure who’s actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn’t matter. It’s all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Oh, Michael, I’m glad you’re here.\"\nMichael: \"Stanley. You know what? It is really good to see you, too.\"\nStanley: \"My bonus check was a hundred dollars less than you promised.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, well payroll is in charge of all that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"My bonus check was a hundred dollars less than you promised.\"\nMichael: \"OK, well payroll is in charge of all that.\"\nStanley: \"They said I should talk to you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I am just getting settled in. So, I’m gonna…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"They said I should talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I am just getting settled in. So, I’m gonna…\"\nStanley: \"I am not doing a lick more work until I get my full bonus check.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers… mon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It’s kind of an impoverished country.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah… Gosh. Great. You know what, Pam? Make a note. I want us all to start having pina coladas every day at three.\"\nPam: \"But you can’t today, we’re doing inventory.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Inventory’s at the end of December."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"But you can’t today, we’re doing inventory.\"\nMichael: \"Inventory’s at the end of December.\"\nPam: \"We couldn’t do it without you, so we postponed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"Big whoop! I was in Hot-lanta. That whole town is whacked.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, that sounds amazing. You know what? The lady Jan Levinson wanted to go to Montego Bay.\"\nPacker: \"You took the ice queen? I don’t buy it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I’m looking at a photo, right now. And I’m telling ‘ya, could be in Maxim."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"Well, no. I got nothing.\"\nMichael: \"Check it again. Hit refresh.\"\nPacker: \"Yeah, Mike, still nothing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, wait a second. I sent it to you at… [reading computer screen]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"Yeah, Mike, still nothing.\"\nMichael: \"OK, wait a second. I sent it to you at… [reading computer screen]\"\nPacker: \"Wait, I just got it from somebody else. Wow. This is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Darryl?! Hey. Hi. Where’s Darryl?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What’s it of?\"\nMichael: \"Not important.\"\nDwight: \"Unless you’re willing to tell me everything, I cannot accept this assignment.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, forget it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Hey I need to talk to you right now.\"\nMichael: \"Not now, not ever.\"\nToby: \"About you and Jan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Aww, none of your business."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"About you and Jan.\"\nMichael: \"Aww, none of your business.\"\nToby: \"Wish it were true, but it, it uh, seems from that photo that you took, you’ve entered into an intimate relationship.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Wish it were true, but it, it uh, seems from that photo that you took, you’ve entered into an intimate relationship.\"\nMichael: \"That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops.\"\nToby: \"Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife… we don’t talk now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is probably the icebreaker you need."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife… we don’t talk now.\"\nMichael: \"This is probably the icebreaker you need.\"\nToby: \"You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I bet you would love all the details, wouldn’t you? Skeevy little perv."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.\"\nMichael: \"I bet you would love all the details, wouldn’t you? Skeevy little perv.\"\nToby: \"All right, if you’re having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on earth. Got enough, weirdo?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just a second. Michael, it’s Jan on the phone for you.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, God, no. No, no! Hang up! Hang up! Tell her I’m not here. Tell… tell her, I ran out for cash. I hit a deer. I hit a deer with my car. Tell her I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat.\"\nPam: \"He’ll call you back. OK, great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She bought it? [Pam nods] OK. OK."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael! Michael! [pokes head through blinds in Michael’s office] There’s an emergency in the warehouse.\"\nMichael: \"There an accident? Somebody hurt?\"\nDwight: \"No, it’s… involves the photograph.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. God. No, no, no, no, no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Roy: \"[starts clapping] Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man! Well done.\"\nMichael: \"All right. [continued clapping and cheering for Michael]\"\nRoy: \"That corporate booty, he likes to hit it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hello. Hi. Attention everyone. Um, apparently, there is an email circulating around that contains a very PG-13 rating picture of me and a woman—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What are you doing out here?\"\nMichael: \"Island living. You know?\"\nPam: \"Jan called. She’s coming in later to talk to you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did she say what it’s about?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness, you know? I mean, even, even if it means… lowering my expectations or, or redefining the word, itself.\"\nMichael: \"OK, yeah.\"\nJan: \"This is the kind of thing, you know? I am… attracted to you. I, I don’t know why, I… but, I am. And, I need to follow my instincts. At least that’s what Dr. Perry thinks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Who is Dr. Perry? I…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"This is the kind of thing, you know? I am… attracted to you. I, I don’t know why, I… but, I am. And, I need to follow my instincts. At least that’s what Dr. Perry thinks.\"\nMichael: \"Who is Dr. Perry? I…\"\nJan: \"This is the point, OK? You’re wrong for me. In… In… every way. But I still find myself wanting to… be with you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are as well."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"This is the point, OK? You’re wrong for me. In… In… every way. But I still find myself wanting to… be with you.\"\nMichael: \"And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are as well.\"\nJan: \"Good, good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, umm… thanks for coming by. So, I, uh…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Good, good.\"\nMichael: \"So, umm… thanks for coming by. So, I, uh…\"\nJan: \"Well, good, OK. Thank you… for taking the time…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well thanks for coming over, I appreciate – [Jan leans over and kisses Michael passionately]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, good, OK. Thank you… for taking the time…\"\nMichael: \"Well thanks for coming over, I appreciate – [Jan leans over and kisses Michael passionately]\"\nJan: \"Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, and meet me at your condo.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jan, you… complete… me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hello, you’re back.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, mon. Me just got back to the office.\"\nDwight: \"While you were gone…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Me had an i-rey time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"While you were gone…\"\nMichael: \"Me had an i-rey time.\"\nDwight: \"While you were gone, Jim glued my desk drawers together. He changed my voicemail so that my voice sounded like a chipmunk. He told me that we had a meeting at 4:00 AM, and I was the only one who showed up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, please, please."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"While you were gone, Jim glued my desk drawers together. He changed my voicemail so that my voice sounded like a chipmunk. He told me that we had a meeting at 4:00 AM, and I was the only one who showed up.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, please, please.\"\nDwight: \"He turned over my…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just got back from vacation, mon, all right? So chill. Let’s don’t… Don’t harsh my mellow, mon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He turned over my…\"\nMichael: \"I just got back from vacation, mon, all right? So chill. Let’s don’t… Don’t harsh my mellow, mon.\"\nDwight: \"I took a vacation once. Never again. While I was away, Jim had my desk shipped to me in Roswell.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Presents. I got presents for everybody. Dwight, a genuine Rastafarian wig."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Come on. Come on.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Well, Jan’s email password is not Dunder Mifflin, Sandals, Jamaica, Michael, Michael Scott, Jan Scott, or Mrs. Jan Scott.\"\nDwight: \"Try Dwight.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Her passwords aren’t going to be Dwight, Dwight. That’s stupid. Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"There is a butterfly on this. Why?\"\nMichael: \"It is Jamaican. The exchange rate is 65-to-1. I don’t remember in which direction.\"\nStanley: \"So it’s either worth $15 bucks or $65,000.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, good luck with that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Ph. D. Doctor of Sales.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I appreciate that. That is very gracious of you.\"\nAndy: \"Well, it is very gracious of you to accept.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, thank you sir. Ok, now going by seniority. Phyllis, our resident senior."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Hey boss. Got a minute?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, Andy.\"\nAndy: \"I forget, why did Dwight say he was late this morning?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He didn’t say."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I forget, why did Dwight say he was late this morning?\"\nMichael: \"He didn’t say.\"\nAndy: \"That’s weird. Because I was just walking past his desk and I saw this, which is a tollbooth receipt from New York City, stamped really early this morning. So, why would Dwight go to New York without telling anyone? Do you think he went to see Jan? That’s not like him. Is it? Someone told me a story about this, with, like, laundry and betrayal. Did you betray Dwight and try to steal his job or something?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you are remembering it wrong."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey, we nailed the sale!\"\nMichael: \"Where were you this morning?\"\nDwight: \"I overslept. Damn rooster didn’t crow.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why do you lie, liar?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I overslept. Damn rooster didn’t crow.\"\nMichael: \"Why do you lie, liar?\"\nDwight: \"I am not a liar.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are lying right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Stay out of this, you!\"\nMichael: \"I know that you went to corporate this morning, and I know that you lied about it. And given our history, I need you tell me this instant exactly what you were doing.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. But you have to trust me, I would never do anything to hurt you or this company.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, you know what? I want you to think about your future in this company. I want you to think about it long and hard."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. But you have to trust me, I would never do anything to hurt you or this company.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, you know what? I want you to think about your future in this company. I want you to think about it long and hard.\"\nDwight: \"That’s what she said.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t. Don’t you dare. I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"The cost of doing business.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, well. It is a big loss. Dwight was the top salesman…\"\nAndy: \"Was the top salesman…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I said ‘was’."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Was the top salesman…\"\nMichael: \"I said ‘was’.\"\nAndy: \"[chuckles] Addition by subtraction.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What does that even mean? That is impossible."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[chuckles] Addition by subtraction.\"\nMichael: \"What does that even mean? That is impossible.\"\nAndy: \"Mmmm. Yeah you’re right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But, there is some good news. Oscar is back. Addition by addition. So we are going to have a big party today to welcome him back and hopefully that will lift everybody’s spirits."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Do you want me to ask the cleaning crew if they stopped watering it?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. And you know what? Ask them about the toys on my desk too. They always used to arrange them in a very pleasing way. It used to brighten my morning.\"\nPam: \"Oh, that wasn’t the night crew. That was Dwight.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? That was very nice of him. We need more attitude like that around the office."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Which is like, “Right on.” And Pam was like “blah blah blah” and you were like “Yeah, psht.” Nailed it.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no.\"\nAndy: \"Oh, no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person. A little. Not super crazy… just… there’s something about him that creeps me out. I can’t really explain it. He’s always up in my bidness. Which is ebonics for “being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.” I don’t understand how someone could have so little self-awareness."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Just listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bars, beers, buzzed. Wings. Shots. Drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football – Cornell/Hofstra. Slaughter. Then a quick nap at my place and we’ll hit the tiz-own.\"\nMichael: \"No. I don’t want to do any of that.\"\nAndy: \"Duh. Which is why I was just joking about doing that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, just stop. Stop. Stop doing it. You’re going to drive me crazy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Same old.\"\nMichael: \"Um. It takes a big man to admit his mistake. And I am that big man. Angela from accounting told me what you did.\"\nDwight: \"Oh my God, she told you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, she did. And Dwight, if you were willing to do something like that for some random co-worker, then clearly I have misjudged you from the beginning, and I apologize."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[scoffs] The boss isn’t funny.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, well.\"\nDwight: \"I don’t get to wear my ties.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I’m sure."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What if he’s a murderer?\"\nMichael: \"He’s not going to be a murderer.\"\nDwight: \"Maybe that’s how you die.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, Dwight, do you want to do this, or no?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Maybe that’s how you die.\"\nMichael: \"You know what, Dwight, do you want to do this, or no?\"\nDwight: \"I want to do this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay.  From the top.  Ready?  Three-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"What happened?\"\nMichael: \"Oh God-\"\nPacker: \"Quick somebody help!  Help the man! [Pretends to kick Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"I have a full day of sales calls.\"\nMichael: \"You should get out of them.\"\nPacker: \"[Breaks pencil.]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s the only time he can do it.  2:30 to 3:15.  It’s going to be great.  We’re going to be doing some darts, we’re going to be grilling up some steaks, got some pie.  Going to be very delicious."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"[Breaks pencil.]\"\nMichael: \"It’s the only time he can do it.  2:30 to 3:15.  It’s going to be great.  We’re going to be doing some darts, we’re going to be grilling up some steaks, got some pie.  Going to be very delicious.\"\nPacker: \"And what kind of stripper did you get?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did not order a stripper."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"And what kind of stripper did you get?\"\nMichael: \"I did not order a stripper.\"\nPacker: \"You didn’t order a stripper?  Have you ever even been to a bachelor party?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, not personally, no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"You didn’t order a stripper?  Have you ever even been to a bachelor party?\"\nMichael: \"Um, not personally, no.\"\nPacker: \"Mike, okay, a stripper is bachelor party 101.  If you don’t get a stripper your party is going to suck it hard.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t get a stripper here.  Sexual Harassment."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Packer: \"Mike, okay, a stripper is bachelor party 101.  If you don’t get a stripper your party is going to suck it hard.\"\nMichael: \"I can’t get a stripper here.  Sexual Harassment.\"\nPacker: \"Just get one for the girls too.  That evens it out.  You know, separate but equal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So that’s what that means."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ben Franklin: \"Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.\"\nMichael: \"Half pants, right Mr. Franklin?\"\nBen Franklin: \"Knickers in fact, yes!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He’s in his knickers.  Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ben Franklin: \"Knickers in fact, yes!\"\nMichael: \"He’s in his knickers.  Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.\"\nBen Franklin: \"Well, actually, I never was president.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, but, Ben Franklin was."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ben Franklin: \"Well, actually, I never was president.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.\"\nBen Franklin: \"Ah.  I’m here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And when they came over on the Mayflower.  Bow chicka bow."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?\"\nMichael: \"No.  Yes.\"\nRyan: \"Oh gross.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But I got all the foot off of it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Elizabeth: \"Mmm, what’s that?\"\nMichael: \"You smell like Tide detergent.  Do you use Tide detergent?  Ha ha ha!  I have a girlfriend so…\"\nElizabeth: \"I bet she’d be jealous. [Rips off shirt]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah she probably, yeah she would be.  You know what, okay, excuse me.  Please stop it, stop it. Turn off the music.  This is wrong, this is wrong!  This is wrong!  I have a girlfriend.  And you are engaged and I’m sure you have a boyfriend in prison or something so lets just clear out okay.  Shame on you.  Go back to work!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Uh when, when did, when last night?\"\nMichael: \"No, today at work.\"\nJan: \"You went to a bachelor party at work?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. I kind of arranged it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m closer to firing you.\"\nMichael: \"That is so sweet.  You are the best GD girlfriend in the world.  Do you know that?\"\nJan: \"I’ll talk to you later.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are.  You are."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Thanks, Michael. That’s sweet. Same as when you said it outside.\"\nMichael: \"How you doin’? You excited.\"\nPhyllis: \"Yes, very.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Me, too. If you need to vomit, that is ok. I did. Do you want to talk about tonight?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"That wasn’t me.\"\nMichael: \"Okay… umm… I’m sure that Bob… Wow. That is… that is pungent. I lost my train of thought. Aaah… Are you set on that hairstyle?\"\nPhyllis: \"I thought it was…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Here, let me…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I thought it was…\"\nMichael: \"Here, let me…\"\nPhyllis: \"Michael… No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just cover up that bald patch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"It’s beautiful. Why don’t you find your seat. Enjoy the buffet.\"\nMichael: \"I’m already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.\"\nPhyllis: \"It’s fish.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will take care of that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bob Vance: \"Oh okay. That’s enough.\"\nMichael: \"is a guy that…\"\nBob Vance: \"Thanks, Michael. Give me…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: he works… Okay hold, hold on, hold on. Look. Look. I didn’t say anything when Phyllis’ dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this. Kay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bob Vance: \"Thanks, Michael. Give me…\"\nMichael: \"he works… Okay hold, hold on, hold on. Look. Look. I didn’t say anything when Phyllis’ dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this. Kay.\"\nBob Vance: \"Give me the microphone.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I’m not going to…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bob Vance: \"Give me the microphone.\"\nMichael: \"No. I’m not going to…\"\nBob Vance: \"Give me… Give me the microphone, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bob Vance: \"Give me… Give me the microphone, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. All right.\"\nBob Vance: \"You’re out of here!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Yeah. You’re out of here! You’re… Yeah. I hate you!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I can’t let you in, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, just…\"\nDwight: \"No, it’s Bob and Phyllis’ orders.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look, I just wanted to go in and quietly sit and have a piece of cake. I’m not even going to dance one song."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Uncle Al: \"Phyllis and you will be great together.\"\nMichael: \"We are great together. We are a great team.\"\nUncle Al: \"The Celtics were a great team.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. Yes. They were. Robert Parrish! I should talk to her. I don’t want this to ruin her honeymoon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Uncle Al: \"The Celtics were a great team.\"\nMichael: \"Yes. Yes. They were. Robert Parrish! I should talk to her. I don’t want this to ruin her honeymoon.\"\nUncle Al: \"Nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself. Even the doctor didn’t know!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dude, keep it together. I listened to you for half an hour even though most of that stuff went right over my head."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"You found Uncle Al!\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Yeah. He’s kind of a weirdo.\"\nPhyllis: \"Thank you, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re… You’re welcome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Y-You understand nobody’s graduating.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I know, I know. I’m just saying if they did throw their hats I’ve got a great line for that: “May your hats fly as high as your dreams.” … That was a pretty good line.\"\nRyan: \"…It doesn’t apply.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I understand! Wow. Relax, spazzy boy. Sometimes you’re such a little spaz! [pokes Ryan] Whoa, hey!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"…It doesn’t apply.\"\nMichael: \"I understand! Wow. Relax, spazzy boy. Sometimes you’re such a little spaz! [pokes Ryan] Whoa, hey!\"\nRyan: \"Quit it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We have fun."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Business Student #2: \"What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain?\"\nMichael: \"…I say you will miss our service, and I absolutely guarantee you’ll come back.\"\nBusiness Student #2: \"Has anyone ever come back?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …We don’t want them back, ’cause they’re… stupid."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Business Student #1: \"But there’s five Goliaths, there’s… Staples, Officemax…\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, yeah. You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America. Al-Qaeda, global warming, sex predators… mercury poisoning. So do we just give up? Is that what we’re learning in business school?\"\nBusiness Student #1: \"But in the big picture…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dunder-Mifflin is the big picture! Can’t you understand that? No, you can’t. You’re too young. Ryan… has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he’s a tease. Well you know what? He doesn’t know anything, and neither do you. [walks out] SO SUCK ON THAT!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"…It wasn’t personal.\"\nMichael: \"Business is always personal. It’s the most personal thing in the world. When we get back to the office, pack your things.\"\nRyan: \"Pack my–?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You heard me, pack your things."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Look, I’m sorry, okay? I was just trying to do my presentation, and… of course, I was wrong to suggest that Dunder-Mifflin might ever go out of business. But you don’t have to fire me.\"\nMichael: \"Fire you? No, no no. You are moving… to the annex.\"\nRyan: \"To the annex? Where… Kelly is?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A good manager doesn’t fire people. He hires people and inspires people. … People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What do you mean?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t see a… price.\"\nPam: \"Um… you wanna buy it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there’s my… window, and there’s my car! That your car?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Um… you wanna buy it?\"\nMichael: \"Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there’s my… window, and there’s my car! That your car?\"\nPam: \"Uh-huh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is our building… and we sell paper. … I am really proud of you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Those are the books that sum up the other books.\"\nMichael: \"So no?\"\nJim: \"What are you reading?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, umm, ever since I started here, I’ve kept a diary of all my sales."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What are you reading?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, umm, ever since I started here, I’ve kept a diary of all my sales.\"\nJim: \"Oh, that could be interesting.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s just mileage mostly, but there’s one chapter that I call wisdoms. I’m going to read you a series of statements, and I want you to tell me, on a scale of one to ten, how smart they are."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, that could be interesting.\"\nMichael: \"No, it’s just mileage mostly, but there’s one chapter that I call wisdoms. I’m going to read you a series of statements, and I want you to tell me, on a scale of one to ten, how smart they are.\"\nJim: \"[clears throat] I am ready.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t do what I say, say what I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Let’s just blow this party off.\"\nMichael: \"That’s what she said.\"\nJan: \"Am I on speaker phone?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, yes you are."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"…and just like rip into each other like we did on that black sand beach in Jamaica.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. Jan. Jan? This party is actually a really big step for us. So, I…\"\nJan: \"Still on speaker?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ummm… I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You dressed exactly like the servants.\"\nMichael: \"Shut up. Ok, change shirts with me.\"\nDwight: \"Wait. I don’t think yours will fit me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t care. Oh, wow. Here. Don’t put my jacket. Don’t give me that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m sure that it’s catered. I need you to sign these, Michael. It’s a waver of some of your rights. You should read it carefully. It releases the company in the event that our relationship, in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work. You get a copy, I get a copy, and a third copy goes to HR.\"\nMichael: \"Awesome. I’m going to frame mine. I could frame yours too.\"\nJan: \"You realize this is a legal document that says you can’t sue the company.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Over our love."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You realize this is a legal document that says you can’t sue the company.\"\nMichael: \"Over our love.\"\nJan: \"I’ve never told you that I love you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t have to, Jan. This contract says it all."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What’s this over the “i”?\"\nMichael: \"It’s a heart.\"\nJan: \"Why is this so hard? That’s what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I love this woman!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"It’s nice.\"\nMichael: \"You and the misses should join us at Sandals Jamaica next Christmas.\"\nJan: \"I, Michael, I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh yeah, they don’t allow kids at Sandals. They are persona non gratis… there. But it’s fun. It’s an awesome place. You would not believe how low this girl can limbo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m sorry. You’re just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. Excuse me. What’s going on? What is it?\"\nJan: \"Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just. [kisses Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just. [kisses Michael]\"\nMichael: \"What are you doing?\"\nJan: \"Don’t you know what I’m doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, but you could tell me. What… What is that? Why are you? Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this is where you liked your privacy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Don’t you know what I’m doing?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, but you could tell me. What… What is that? Why are you? Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this is where you liked your privacy.\"\nJan: \"Shut up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What has gotten into you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Shut up.\"\nMichael: \"What has gotten into you?\"\nJan: \"Come on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Slam me up against the wall, right here.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not going to slam you up against the wall.\"\nJan: \"Oh, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re acting inappropriate. Jan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I feel sick.\"\nMichael: \"You didn’t have any of the potato salad did you?\"\nJan: \"No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, if that’s the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.\"\nMichael: \"Well, if that’s the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly.\"\nJan: \"Please don’t cry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not going to cry. I feel like it but I am not going to. Why don’t you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million little pieces."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Please don’t cry.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not going to cry. I feel like it but I am not going to. Why don’t you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million little pieces.\"\nJan: \"It was never a love contract, Michael and besides, I have already given a copy to David and it would be just as embarrassing to get it back as I was handing it to him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling, and the giggling."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Tired. I’m tired. And I didn’t eat enough. And, and, that’s all. That was it.\"\nMichael: \"That’s all, you didn’t mean it?\"\nJan: \"That’s all. I didn’t mean it. That’s all. I’m just saying I didn’t mean it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I love you, Jan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, Mike.  Since Roy left I’ve been doing a lot more work, and I need a raise.\"\nMichael: \"Hmm, well that’s interesting Darryl.  I think… [mumbling softly] that maybe you should… [mumbling jibberish]\"\nJim: \"I can’t hear you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What I’m saying is that, [continues to mumble jibberish]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I can’t hear you.\"\nMichael: \"What I’m saying is that, [continues to mumble jibberish]\"\nJim: \"Still nothin’.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, see what I did?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Are you wearin’ lady clothes?  Those look like lady… pants.\"\nMichael: \"No, this is a power suit.\"\nDarryl: \"That there’s a woman’s suit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [Darryl laughs] I do not buy woman’s clothes.  I would not make that mistake again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"This is gonna make him feel better.\"\nMichael: \"All right.\"\nDarryl: \"This is too good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, you know what?  Pam, could you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman’s suit?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, the pants don’t have any pockets.\"\nMichael: \"No, they don’t.  See?  [Michael lifts his jacket tail, sticks out his back side and shows Pam]\"\nPam: \"[Laughing, covering her mouth]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Italians don’t wear pockets."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah, he look like Hillary Clinton.\"\nMichael: \"Um, let’s just do this in 15 minutes.\"\nDarryl: \"Okay, can you just stand right there?  [snaps camera phone picture] I gotta send some e-mails.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Negotiations are all about controlling things.  About being in the driver’s seat.  And make one tiny mistake, you’re dead.  I made one tiny mistake.  I wore woman’s clothes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Well, it’s simple Mike. I mean we merged these two branches right?  So now we’re shipping twice as many orders as we used to.  With Roy gone we got a smaller crew.  And I’m pickin’ up all of his slack, so I think I should be compensated fairly, by gettin’ a raise.\"\nMichael: \"[mumbles jibberish]\"\nDarryl: \"What?  I can’t hear you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [mumbling softly] That was a very good point."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"What?  I can’t hear you.\"\nMichael: \"[mumbling softly] That was a very good point.\"\nDarryl: \"I can’t— what, Mike?  Are you—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [mumbling softly] You make a very compelling argument."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Why can’t I just… tell you?\"\nMichael: \"Because, that is the way these things are done.  In… films. [Darryl writes the amount and starts to hand the paper to Michael] No, slide— slide it, yes.\"\nDarryl: \"There you go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. [scoffs] Come on.  Be serious."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"There you go.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. [scoffs] Come on.  Be serious.\"\nDarryl: \"I am serious, Mike.  That’s a 10% raise.  That’s what I want.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… I can’t give you that, I— I don’t make this much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"I am serious, Mike.  That’s a 10% raise.  That’s what I want.\"\nMichael: \"I… I can’t give you that, I— I don’t make this much.\"\nDarryl: \"Come on, be for real Mike.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t.  Want me to prove it to you?  There is… a pay stub."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Come on, be for real Mike.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t.  Want me to prove it to you?  There is… a pay stub.\"\nDarryl: \"[laughs] Are you serious?  You’re earning this?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Plus perks, yes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Mike, this is barely more than I make.  You been here ten years, dog. [laughs]\"\nMichael: \"Fourteen years.\"\nDarryl: \"Ho-ho!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, please, please…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Ho-ho!\"\nMichael: \"No, please, please…\"\nDarryl: \"Oh, I’m sorry Mike, some of my folks got to hear about this one.  [texting on cell phone] Ah. [laughs]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, let’s take 15, again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"That’s ’cause of you, Mike.  They’re not gonna give the workin’ man more than the boss.\"\nMichael: \"Well what am I supposed to do?\"\nDarryl: \"Get your own raise.  You gotta get out there and earn, son.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not gonna go out and ask for a raise right now.  That is ridiculous."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Get your own raise.  You gotta get out there and earn, son.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not gonna go out and ask for a raise right now.  That is ridiculous.\"\nDarryl: \"Well, when they merged the two branches together, they put\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [exhales] That’s true."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Well, when they merged the two branches together, they put\"\nMichael: \"[exhales] That’s true.\"\nDarryl: \"Yeah that’s true.  You gotta call your girl, and get paid.  Show her who wears the pants in the relationship.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what?  I should."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah that’s true.  You gotta call your girl, and get paid.  Show her who wears the pants in the relationship.\"\nMichael: \"You know what?  I should.\"\nDarryl: \"Yeah, you should.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have been a loyal employee for a long time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah, you should.\"\nMichael: \"I have been a loyal employee for a long time.\"\nDarryl: \"Fourteen years long.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what?  I deserve a bump."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Fourteen years long.\"\nMichael: \"You know what?  I deserve a bump.\"\nDarryl: \"Make it happen, cap’in.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am makin’ it happen, sergeant."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Why don’t we talk next month, after the quarter ends?\"\nMichael: \"No, Jan.  I’ve never asked for a raise in 14 years.  This is long overdue.  I wanna do it today.\"\nJan: \"Today.  All right, well, uh, if you want to do it today, we should meet in person, and uh, can you get here by five?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yshhyah.  Um, yeah.  I’ll leave right away."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Today.  All right, well, uh, if you want to do it today, we should meet in person, and uh, can you get here by five?\"\nMichael: \"Yshhyah.  Um, yeah.  I’ll leave right away.\"\nJan: \"Great.  Uh, and listen.  Because of our, uh, our… you know, situation, we’re gonna need to have a third party present.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I’m bringing Darryl."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Da— Darryl from the warehouse?\"\nMichael: \"Mm-hm.\"\nJan: \"No, Michael. We, we need an HR rep.  So, uh, I think you should just bring Toby.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, I’d rather kill myself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, Michael. We, we need an HR rep.  So, uh, I think you should just bring Toby.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, I’d rather kill myself.\"\nJan: \"Michael, he’s your branch’s HR rep…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [talking over Jan] No, Toby is terrible.  Toby is the worst human being I’ve ever known."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Thank you, Hunter. [to Michael and Toby] Hello.  Come in.  [exhales] Ah, Okay.\"\nMichael: \"Who’s the boy toy?\"\nJan: \"That’s my new assistant.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Were you going to tell me that you hired James Van Der Beek?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"That’s my new assistant.\"\nMichael: \"Were you going to tell me that you hired James Van Der Beek?\"\nJan: \"I have to call you the second I get a new assistant?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Be nice to get a memo, we are lovers."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Hi, Toby. [clears throat] First— [Michael clears his throat] First off, Michael, this is a salary negotiation.  All matters regarding our personal relationship have to be set aside.  Are we clear?\"\nMichael: \"Pippity poppity.\"\nJan: \"Right now we can offer you a 6% raise.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Six percent?  After all we’ve been through?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Right now we can offer you a 6% raise.\"\nMichael: \"Six percent?  After all we’ve been through?\"\nJan: \"Oh, God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I got you… jade earrings."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What’s wrong with you?\"\nMichael: \"Ohh.  It was a weird day.  I accidentally cross-dressed.  And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money.  And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby.  And then, your assistant, is all young and hot.  And I—\"\nJan: \"Okay, Michael.  I can offer you a 12% raise, but you have got to ask for 15.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well that’s ridiculous I’m not gonna make—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Okay, Michael.  I can offer you a 12% raise, but you have got to ask for 15.\"\nMichael: \"Well that’s ridiculous I’m not gonna make—\"\nJan: \"No, just… I just need you to ask for it, so I can record that you asked for it.  Okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, so…  All right, Levinson.  Here’s the rub.  I would like a 15% raise."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, just… I just need you to ask for it, so I can record that you asked for it.  Okay?\"\nMichael: \"Ah, so…  All right, Levinson.  Here’s the rub.  I would like a 15% raise.\"\nJan: \"No.  But we can offer you 12.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But you just said 15."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"No do not touch it!\"\nMichael: \"…would I go near—\"\nDarryl: \"There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Toby now has the floor…  and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life.  Let me rephrase that.  I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl.  Here we go!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Ok, um, one thing that you’re gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome.  It’s recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour.  For your circulation, you’re gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, good.  Fine.  Like stretching and…\"\nToby: \"Um, yeah.  You’re computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it’s also recommended that you step away for about… about ten minutes every hour.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow, that is… that time really adds up.  That’s like… a half an hour, every hour?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on the roof] Okay, let’s do this thing!  I’ll go summon the troops!\"\nMichael: \"Maybe we should test it first.  Letterman-style.  Throw a TV over, or…\"\nDwight: \"We measured it once…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Go buy some watermelons."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Got it.\"\nMichael: \"Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler.\"\nDwight: \"We’re not allowed to use the baler.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Have Pa–adge do it, or… the sea monster."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh yeah, this is much better.  Safer.  Excellent decision.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, thank you for seeing that.\"\nDwight: \"When you land, try and land like an eight year-old.  These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know if I wanna do this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"When you land, try and land like an eight year-old.  These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know if I wanna do this.\"\nDwight: \"Do you wanna do another test?  I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No.  No more.  The tests are going terrible.  If we keep doing it, we’re not gonna want to jump.  This is about doing, not thinking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do you wanna do another test?  I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!\"\nMichael: \"No.  No more.  The tests are going terrible.  If we keep doing it, we’re not gonna want to jump.  This is about doing, not thinking.\"\nDwight: \"That’s right!  Doing!  Totally doing!  It’s rock n’ roll!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Rock n’ roll!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[outside] Come on, hurry up you guys!\"\nMichael: \"[on the roof] My life!  Oh, my life…\"\nDwight: \"[on megaphone] Michael, what’s wrong?!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Everything’s wrong.  The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on megaphone] Michael, what’s wrong?!\"\nMichael: \"Everything’s wrong.  The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression.\"\nDwight: \"Depression?  Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut.  Depression is a very serious illness.  Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year!  According to a 2004 study!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Depression?  Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, you ignorant slut.  Depression is a very serious illness.  Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year!  According to a 2004 study!\"\nDwight: \"Is that the last year the data was available?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes!  My head is in such pain!  And turmoil!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Is that the last year the data was available?\"\nMichael: \"Yes!  My head is in such pain!  And turmoil!\"\nDwight: \"Don’t do anything rash!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wait, where are the warehouse guys?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Don’t do anything rash!\"\nMichael: \"Wait, where are the warehouse guys?\"\nDwight: \"I didn’t… [Dwight runs up to the side of the building] I didn’t think you needed them for this part.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay… that’s…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I didn’t… [Dwight runs up to the side of the building] I didn’t think you needed them for this part.\"\nMichael: \"Okay… that’s…\"\nDwight: \"you said to just…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s the whole point, dummy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael’s up on the roof and he’s acting strange!\"\nMichael: \"Oooooh, my life!\"\nDwight: \"Michael!  What’s wrong?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Everything is wrong, Dwight.  The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael!  What’s wrong?\"\nMichael: \"Everything is wrong, Dwight.  The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed.\"\nDwight: \"Depressed?  Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey Michael!  I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.\"\nMichael: \"What is it?\"\nPam: \"Come down and… open it and you’ll see.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, find out what the present is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Mike, this is the opposite of safety.  You jump, you’re gonna serious hurt yourself.\"\nMichael: \"You told me, that I lead a… cushy, wimpy, Nerf life.\"\nDarryl: \"Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do I have to live for?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.\"\nMichael: \"What do I have to live for?\"\nDarryl: \"A lot… of things.  Uh, you, uh… What about Jan?  Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man.  It’s goin’ good, right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s complicated with Jan.  And I don’t know where I stand, or what I want.  The sex isn’t nearly as good as it used to be."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"A lot… of things.  Uh, you, uh… What about Jan?  Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man.  It’s goin’ good, right?\"\nMichael: \"It’s complicated with Jan.  And I don’t know where I stand, or what I want.  The sex isn’t nearly as good as it used to be.\"\nDarryl: \"Mike, you’re a very brave man.  I mean, it takes courage just to\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you really mean that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Mike, you’re a very brave man.  I mean, it takes courage just to\"\nMichael: \"Do you really mean that?\"\nDarryl: \"I couldn’t do it. I— I ain’t that strong.  And I ain’t that brave.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m braver than you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Come on.\"\nMichael: \"Field Trip.\"\nDwight: \"Step lively. Single file everybody.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Like we’re going to the science museum."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Step lively. Single file everybody.\"\nMichael: \"Like we’re going to the science museum.\"\nDwight: \"Let’s single…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Learn by touching."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Let’s single…\"\nMichael: \"Learn by touching.\"\nDwight: \"Single… OK.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ve been told that I’m a tactile learner."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah, I gotta call out on that.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no.  Not good enough.  This is a keystone account.  I want you in the school.  In person.\"\nJim: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want you to bring a partner."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Barbara: \"Well it isn’t ended.  I’m… I’m very angry. I— I could have lost business.\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know you’re angry.  And we are truly, truly sorry.\"\nBarbara: \"I don’t accept your apology.  The watermark was obscene and horrifying.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, we are extremely sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Barbara: \"I, for starters, I think that you should resign.\"\nMichael: \"Well… [exhales] OK, well…  Um, wasn’t really my fault.  The guys at the papermill—\"\nBarbara: \"You’re the head—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The guys at the papermill— No no no!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Barbara: \"Yes, and that makes it your responsibility—\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m a regional manager—\"\nBarbara: \"And so you should lose your job!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No— my— OK, this is insane.  You can get out of here.  Get out!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It’s just the Scranton Times…\"\nMichael: \"No, then Newsweek picks it up.  And then CNN does a story about it.  Then… YouTube gets a hold of it…\"\nPam: \"You know what?  I really think the whole thing is just gonna blow over in like a week or two.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re right.  It will blow over.  But it’s not… going to take… a week or two.  [pulls out a video camcorder from his desk] Do you know what this is for?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m just saying…\"\nMichael: \"I know.\"\nDwight: \"They would flank you.  Throw in a concussion grenade.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I understand that, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"They would flank you.  Throw in a concussion grenade.\"\nMichael: \"I understand that, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"You would be on the ground, blind, deaf, dumb.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you think you’re taking it a little… literally, Dwight?  And now we’re wasting tape.  I’m gonna have to cut this all out.  Can you say cut?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos. My favorite is the one for his mother.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Mom. Happy birthday, belatedly. Sorry I forgot. I had put it on my calendar and Pam threw that out.\"\nPam: \"My personal favorite is the one he made for his condo association.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And without denying the seriousness of the situation, I would just like to remind you that in much of the Netherlands, swimming naked is the norm. So in Norway, you’d be the weirdos."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’re right. Mercy is for girl-babies. Time to put this dog down.\"\nMichael: \"Are we ready?\"\nDwight: \"Final touch-ups.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Am I shiny?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.\"\nMichael: \"Really? Is she OK?\"\nPam: \"Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK. [deep breath] Phyllis, you say? [snorts] Hmm. [suppressed laugher]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Hey, what’s going on? There’s a police car in the…\"\nMichael: \"What? Oh. [makes descending scale noise as his finger goes down]\"\nToby: \"What’s going on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It’s, uh… [laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"What’s going on?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It’s, uh… [laughs]\"\nToby: \"I don’t think laughing about it is an appropriate response.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, come on.  We are laughing at Phyllis, but she’s not even here, so no harm, no foul."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t think laughing about it is an appropriate response.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, come on.  We are laughing at Phyllis, but she’s not even here, so no harm, no foul.\"\nToby: \"I don’t think the women in this office –\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you’re the flasher."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t think the women in this office –\"\nMichael: \"Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you’re the flasher.\"\nToby: \"I was at a parent-teacher conference.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh-huh. Prove it. Let’s see your penis. [everyone is shocked] [exhales]I… you know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"…come over after work tonight, OK? I miss your body.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know. I feel… I drive a lot. I’m spending a fortune on gas and tolls –\"\nJan: \"I’ll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I’ll leave it on the dresser.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, that… I don’t know. That makes me kind of uncomfortable."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[lays a folder full of pictures on Michael’s desk] There are several penises there I’d love Phyllis to run her eyes over. You know, see if we can catch this pervert.\"\nMichael: \"This is the last\"\nDwight: \"Look at that one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, are those your pants? That’s a Polaroid. [Dwight takes the Polaroid and crumples it in his hand]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"What you’re saying is extremely misogynistic.\"\nMichael: \"Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And I proves my point. Women can do anything.\"\nKaren: \"I’m saying that you’re being sexist.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I’m being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, you shouldn’t do anything that you’re uncomfortable with.\"\nMichael: \"Jan says anything that doesn’t scare us is not worth doing. I don’t know. Maybe we’re different people. I like cuddling and spooning and she likes videotaping us during sex.\"\nPam: \"Oh, my God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [groans] And then watching it back right afterward to improve my form."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, you need to get out of this.\"\nMichael: \"No, she’s… she’s fooling around. It’s a woman thing.\"\nPam: \"No, normal women don’t do stuff like that. This is bad. [Karen nods and Michael looks like he’s about to start crying]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No… No, it’s all right. I’m OK. I’m OK. [sniffing] You guys… what are we gonna do about Jan? [sighs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, normal women don’t do stuff like that. This is bad. [Karen nods and Michael looks like he’s about to start crying]\"\nMichael: \"No… No, it’s all right. I’m OK. I’m OK. [sniffing] You guys… what are we gonna do about Jan? [sighs]\"\nPam: \"Read the pros first.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK. Jan is smart. Uh, successful. Good clothes. Hot. Perfect skin. Nice butt."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I bet you know. Don’t think, just answer. What do you want to do about Jan?\"\nMichael: \"I wanna break up with Jan. Wow. I wanna break up with Jan.\"\nPhyllis: \"My mom taught me that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow, I cannot believe this yogurt has no calories."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Here, uh… Meredith? Why don’t you put your hazards on.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, get your hazards on for safety. Let’s see. [takes off his coat and tosses it aside] There we go! [Pam brings over the jack and lug wrench] Good. Yes, we have the… all right. [tries the use the jack to loosen the lug nuts]\"\nPam: \"I think I’ve got it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you have a… a crescent? A crescent Allan?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I think I’ve got it.\"\nMichael: \"Do you have a… a crescent? A crescent Allan?\"\nPam: \"I don’t think we really need that, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh… you know what? I’m going to… you take care of that. I’m gonna do traffic… detail."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael… [clears throat] I was, um… I was really unhappy with our conversation earlier. And I… I just – I couldn’t stop thinking about it. So I decided that I would drive down here and apologize to you in person. So… [takes Michael’s hand] I’m sorry.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nJan: \"So… we’re good?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Abso-fruit-ly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"OK. [voice on phone] “It’s me, Michael. I’m just calling to say that I think we need a little break, permanently. And, uh, I know everybody says this, but I want…”\"\nMichael: \"Maybe some Italian. [voice on phone] “… to remain friends. Or at least business associates -” [Jan takes the phone away from her ear] Chinese? [voice on phone] “who get along. Oh, just so you know, it’s not me, it’s you. OK, buddy.”\"\nJan: \"Oh. [door closes]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There’s a wishing fountain at the mall. And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis, a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela, a heart, and for Kelly, a brain. “Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?” You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"So how are you liking the Wall Street Journal subscription?\"\nMichael: \"Love it.\"\nJan: \"Are you reading it everyday, like we decided you would?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, yes, I am."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Are you reading it everyday, like we decided you would?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, yes, I am.\"\nJan: \"Good, good, it’s the best business reporting isn’t it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, yeah, it’s okay. Its just, I don’t think the cartoons are very funny."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Good, good, it’s the best business reporting isn’t it?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, yeah, it’s okay. Its just, I don’t think the cartoons are very funny.\"\nJan: \"Wait, wait, what cartoons?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The a cartoon that goes with each article.  This one says Mel Karmazin?  I don’t, I don’t know. I guess I get it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"[on phone] Michael, I am calling—\"\nMichael: \"And Gromit. [David sighs] Jan? Is Jan there?\"\nDavid: \"Jan is out of town right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, you sigh like Jan. I broke Jan’s heart, David, and it was awful. It was… It was never my intention to ruin a life. But you know what? Sometimes…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Week from today. Bring your first quarter stats and your recommendation for who would take over the Scranton Branch.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. I wish I had prepared something to say.\"\nDavid: \"That’s not necessary.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: May God guide you in your quest."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Anybody need sun block? Got SPF 30.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you know what? Uh, you’re not going.\"\nToby: \"It’s Beach Day…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I know. I’m sorry, Toby. We… um… Somebody has to stay here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Thanks Toby.\"\nMichael: \"Hey Pam, I have a very important job for you\"\nPam: \"I thought we were just having fun at the beach.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We are. We are. But, I would like you to take notes. And I want you to find out about people’s character. Not their hotness, per se, but their humor, and their charisma, and the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You want me to write down people’s indefinable qualities?\"\nMichael: \"I want you to write down everything that people are doing all day. And then type it up, in a way that is helpful. Alright?\"\nPam: \"I have the most boring job in the office, so… why wouldn’t I have the most boring job on beach day?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This way to the partay bus."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Oh, sweet mother of God.\"\nMichael: \"If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.\"\nStanley: \"Excuse me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus.  Just, we are all participating in mandatory fun activities.  Funtivities!  And there is a special secret prize for the winner!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yes! Funtivities! I knew it wasn’t just a trip to the beach.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, you know what? Your enthusiasm’s turning people off.\"\nDwight: \"I hope there will be management parables.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, [whispering] Hey Pam, did you get that down?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Like what?\"\nMichael: \"Like everything I said and everything they did and… Just don’t…\"\nPam: \"Well… no, I don’t… exactly… what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well write it down before you forget it. That’s… You’ve just been drawing pictures. [sighs] Rrrr. I can’t stay mad at you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I choose Michael!\"\nMichael: \"I’m not playing.\"\nDwight: \"OK, temp.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I don’t care what you call my team.\"\nMichael: \"Then I will name your team the Red team.\"\nStanley: \"No [crosses arms], the blue team.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done. For America."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?\"\nMichael: \"Smart as a whip! Yes! [holds up hot dog packages] These are pre-cooked, so it’s not absolutely necessary, but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs for a little contest I’m going to be having. I would greatly appreciate it.\"\nPam: \"When’s the contest?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Like umm…[looks at watch] ten minutes?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"When’s the contest?\"\nMichael: \"Like umm…[looks at watch] ten minutes?\"\nPam: \"How am I supposed to… get…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thanks a bunch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Do you expect me to believe that you’re truly making your recommendations on this basis?\"\nMichael: \"[points at Stanley] Word. [Stanley starts eating hot dog] There we go. Let’s see it.\"\nStanley: \"I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Four. Three. Two. One. Stop your eating! And the winner is Andy Bernard, with 14 hot dogs!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I think they’re even. At various times you gave Jim ten points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. And I don’t really know how to compare those units.\"\nMichael: \"Check to see if there is a conversion chart in that notebook.\"\nPam: \"I really doubt it, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Please just check."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, ’cause I don’t want my feet to get burned.\"\nMichael: \"You do not have what it takes to be a regional manager.\"\nJim: \"That’s harsh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Who’s next? Andy? Where’s Andy? Andy is never here today."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Group: \"Three. Two. One.\"\nMichael: \"Count the other way. Count… no, no, count one, two, three, not three, two, one.\"\nGroup: \"One. Two. Three!  Go! Do it!  Go, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wait! Am I going on go? Or am I going on three?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Who’s Bob Hope?\"\nMichael: \"God! He’s a comedian.\"\nKelly: \"Oh, like Amanda Bynes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Who’s Amanda Bynes?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Oh, like Amanda Bynes.\"\nMichael: \"Who’s Amanda Bynes?\"\nKelly: \"She’s from “What a Girl Wants.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I love that movie. Yes, Kelly is right, the person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor and they have to possess the leadership qualities of a Bynes or a Hope.  So without further ado, Jim and Dwight show us what you got."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, I know what you’re looking for, but um, I got to be honest, I really don’t think I should be considered as your replacement.\"\nMichael: \"You are being too modest.\"\nJim: \"Michael, on Thursday I’m going to drive down and interview with David for the open position in New York.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hhhh… okay. That is not funny. I am deducting sixty points from Voldemort for false pretenses. Okay, Dwight your turn. Wow us."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"[Sign says ‘No Alcohol, No Loud Talking’] Um, What the hell?\"\nMichael: \"It’s a bus that takes you to a party. Here we go.\"\nMeredith: \"Um, I forgot my…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Here we go. Come on. Okay, everybody here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I know, we’re putting on a play for Japanese investors.\"\nMichael: \"No, we are not.\"\nDwight: \"Please tell me. I’ve been so good…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are really annoying me. If you don’t knock it off…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Can we please pull over at the next rest stop?\"\nMichael: \"No. We’re only 10 minutes from the lake.\"\nMeredith: \"Pull over! Pull over! [Meredith uses a bush while all the other passengers look the other way, except Creed]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I am choosing my apprentice. Which is why I have modeled all my games after Survivor."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"The torches are lit.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, for dramatic affect.\"\nJim: \"No, Michael, people are blindfolded. That’s a hazard.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Very good, Jim. Pam, please note that Jim is very astute. All right, are we ready?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Um, Karen left her blindfold on the longest but she also threw her egg at Jim.\"\nMichael: \"Because he wasn’t following the rules.\"\nPam: \"I think they were just having fun.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But they didn’t complete their task, Pam! If people can’t carry an egg in a spoon, blindfolded, then what does that tell you about how they will be able to manage a sales report, or conduct a business call?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I think they were just having fun.\"\nMichael: \"But they didn’t complete their task, Pam! If people can’t carry an egg in a spoon, blindfolded, then what does that tell you about how they will be able to manage a sales report, or conduct a business call?\"\nPam: \"It tells me nothing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Exactly. Are you sure you’re doing that right? Taking an awfully long time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It tells me nothing.\"\nMichael: \"Exactly. Are you sure you’re doing that right? Taking an awfully long time.\"\nPam: \"There’s 800 of them!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, all right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I do!\"\nMichael: \"Who’s got the hungry?\"\nDwight: \"I do!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on, Ryan…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I do!\"\nMichael: \"Come on, Ryan…\"\nDwight: \"Let’s go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ryan, I want to see you with a hot dog in your mouth. Right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Michael, since Andy isn’t here, maybe I could be the team captain.\"\nMichael: \"You? You haven’t made a sale.\"\nRyan: \"I know, but I’d like to give this a try.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t try to flirt your way into this. Sometimes you really creep me out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Isn’t our interview tomorrow?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. I just happened to be in the neighborhood, thought I’d drop in and say hello.\"\nDavid: \"You happened to be in mid-town Mahattan?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thought I’d catch a show."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You happened to be in mid-town Mahattan?\"\nMichael: \"Thought I’d catch a show.\"\nDavid: \"In the middle of a work day?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Naaah. You know what? Since I’m here, let me ask you a few questions about the job."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"We’re only interviewing the branch managers and some other upper level company people.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, well, good. Out of curiosity are you interviewing anyone who has been here longer than I have, or manages more people?\"\nDavid: \"I don’t think so.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Great. One more… question. When you merged those branches who did you put in charge?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I don’t think so.\"\nMichael: \"Great. One more… question. When you merged those branches who did you put in charge?\"\nDavid: \"I believe we put you in charge.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, great. No further questions."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[walks through front door] Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Why… are you here?\"\nJan: \"Uh, how are you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m good. How are you, Janet? It’s good to see you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m great. Uh, can we, can we talk… privately… for a minute?\"\nMichael: \"Why privately?\"\nJan: \"I just, [quietly] I uh… I don’t uh… I, I don’t, I don’t like the way that we left things.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, sure, fine. Um, why don’t you wait in my office. I have some important business matters to take care of."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What do you want me to do?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I may need some immediate assistance. If you would slowly and quietly gather the ladies in the conference room. Phyllis, Angela, Karen.\"\nPam: \"What about Meredith?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. She’s an alternate."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’ve made some big changes in my life and… I miss you. I want us to get back together.\"\nMichael: \"Would you excuse me for a second?\"\nJan: \"Ohh… [Michael leaves and walks into conference room]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Defcon twenty.  She wants to get back together."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"This was a terrible relationship. You were not happy when you were with her.\"\nMichael: \"I wasn’t.\"\nPam: \"You’re so much happier now. Just go in there and be strong.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re right. You’re absolutely right. I’m gonna go in there and tell her that we can’t be together."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I feel like, when we first got together, that I had a problem with my priorities.\"\nMichael: \"First got priorities.\"\nJan: \"And if we could talk about a way to approach a possible reconciliation…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s get back together. [Jan smiles and laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, I um, I have to get back, but I will see you in New York tomorrow, right?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, indeed.\"\nJan: \"Good luck with your interview. [whispers] Bye.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, I guess we’re getting back together."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hunter: \"Uh, administrative assistant.\"\nMichael: \"Jan in yet?\"\nHunter: \"I think she’s comin’ in… later.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Could you give her a message for me, when she gets in?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Michael, good to see you!\"\nMichael: \"Good to see you.  Here are the post-merger performance stats that you asked for.\"\nDavid: \"Oh, great.  I’ve been meaning to thank you by the way.  You didn’t lose a single customer during the merger, and you still managed to trim the budget?  That is nice work. [Michael smiles] So, let me ask you a question right off the bat.  What do you think are your greatest strengths as a manager?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are?  I work too hard.  I care too much.  And sometimes I can be too invested in my job."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Oh, great.  I’ve been meaning to thank you by the way.  You didn’t lose a single customer during the merger, and you still managed to trim the budget?  That is nice work. [Michael smiles] So, let me ask you a question right off the bat.  What do you think are your greatest strengths as a manager?\"\nMichael: \"Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are?  I work too hard.  I care too much.  And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.\"\nDavid: \"Okay.  And your strengths?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, my weaknesses are actually… strengths."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Thanks for comin’ in, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nDavid: \"It is always a treat when our paths cross.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is always a treat when"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"It is always a treat when our paths cross.\"\nMichael: \"It is always a treat when\"\nDavid: \"You’re back together.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes.  And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her… or on top of her. [laughs] Mm, that’s not sexual, just… we’re all professionals."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You’re back together.\"\nMichael: \"Yes.  And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her… or on top of her. [laughs] Mm, that’s not sexual, just… we’re all professionals.\"\nDavid: \"Okay, uh.  Well, I thought it was clear in the description, the position… the job you’re applying for… is Jan’s job.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t understand. So, we’re gonna tag team it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Actually, Michael, I think we’re gonna take it in another direction.\"\nMichael: \"Good, I’m glad we’re on the same page.  I have a lot of ideas for new directions.\"\nDavid: \"No, we’re not giving you the job.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what?  That… is actually good… because, um, I don’t think I could take… my girlfriend’s job.  That’s not being a good boyfriend.  So, I respectfully withdraw my name from consideration.  Do you accept my withdrawal?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"No, we’re not giving you the job.\"\nMichael: \"You know what?  That… is actually good… because, um, I don’t think I could take… my girlfriend’s job.  That’s not being a good boyfriend.  So, I respectfully withdraw my name from consideration.  Do you accept my withdrawal?\"\nDavid: \"I do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good.  Very good.  I’m glad we are finally on the same page.  Still have my job in Scranton, though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Oh, God!  I mean, I just don’t understand!  It’s just\"\nMichael: \"I know.  I know, I’m sorry about that.  That was terrible.\"\nJan: \"Oh, just… No, actually I think it’s good, you know?  It’s fine, actually, I do.  I really think it’s great that it happened.  Because, you know, my work has always been the thing that has gotten in the way of my happiness, so… [laughs]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it’s… [Jan starts crying, high pitched whining] No, don’t cry, it’s gonna be OK."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Oh, just… No, actually I think it’s good, you know?  It’s fine, actually, I do.  I really think it’s great that it happened.  Because, you know, my work has always been the thing that has gotten in the way of my happiness, so… [laughs]\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s… [Jan starts crying, high pitched whining] No, don’t cry, it’s gonna be OK.\"\nJan: \"[sobbing] Oh, I know, I know.  It’s just… I’m sorry.  It’s just these painkillers that I started taking since the surgery.  Ohhh!  They make my moods totally unpredictable!  Wow!  What am I gonna do?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [whispers] I don’t know.  [normal volume] Well I guess… you could come and stay at my condo.  I think I could back out of the sale. [Jan exhales] Probably get some negative feedback on my eBay profile."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[sobbing] Oh, I know, I know.  It’s just… I’m sorry.  It’s just these painkillers that I started taking since the surgery.  Ohhh!  They make my moods totally unpredictable!  Wow!  What am I gonna do?\"\nMichael: \"[whispers] I don’t know.  [normal volume] Well I guess… you could come and stay at my condo.  I think I could back out of the sale. [Jan exhales] Probably get some negative feedback on my eBay profile.\"\nJan: \"Live together.  Actually, wait a minute!  This could be great!  This could be perfect!  You know, my full-time job could be our relationship.  I could wear stretch pants and wait for you to come home at 5:15. [laughs] It could work.  This could work, really!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [in the office, imitating the terminator] I’ll be baaaaack!  And I am baaaack!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"To intimidate my subordinates.\"\nMichael: \"That’s stupid.\"\nDwight: \"It was Andy’s idea.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You shouldn’t have taken it.  Bad management!  Good thing I’m baaaaaack.  [laughs] Ryan, coffee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Where do you see yourself in ten years?\"\nMichael: \"Well, [clears throat] I’ve actually done a lot of thinking about that.  And in ten years, I am living in a big house, with my kids.  And in this house we have screens on the walls that have famous art on them and I have a remote that works everything, that has like a belt-loop attachment, or in my ear, like a gluetooth.  And, because it’s the future, I can take just a little tiny pill and get all my vitamins for the whole day.\"\nDavid: \"A… multivitamin?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I don’t know what it’s gonna be called, but… my point is, the future of this company is now.  And the future… is me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s only Meredith.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, it’s only Meredith, thank God. But did you see the way they looked at me? Like I was a murderer or something.\"\nDwight: \"Hey… Why did you do it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It was an accident."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Back? Why is that Michael?\"\nMichael: \"Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.\"\nRyan: \"Oh! Did you do this on purpose?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I was being negligent. But she’s in the hospital, she’s fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up in…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Oh! Did you do this on purpose?\"\nMichael: \"No, I was being negligent. But she’s in the hospital, she’s fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up in…\"\nRyan: \"Did this happen on company property?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. It was on company property, with company property, so… double jeopardy, we are fine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Did this happen on company property?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. It was on company property, with company property, so… double jeopardy, we are fine.\"\nRyan: \"I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, right, I’m sorry. What is: we are fine?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Well it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. I’ll see you guys at the office.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, OK… Wait up, wait up, guys guys guys, hold on a second. You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun? Is if you forgave me in front of everybody.\"\nMeredith: \"Michael, I’m not gonna do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"You cracked my pelvis\"\nMichael: \"Look, I just… I don’t understand what is preventing you from laughing this off and giving me a big hug.\"\nMeredith: \"You’re not forgiven.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on. [starts to climb onto the bed with meredith."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, I have not.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I think you should go to the hospital, and pay your respects.\"\nDwight: \"I do not respect her, but I will go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Oh, Michael, you can’t ask about religious beliefs…\"\nMichael: \"Satan is a master of lies. Everything he says is the opposite.\"\nToby: \"Alright, well then you can ask about religious beliefs.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you for the permission. Psych! Alright let’s just go around the room, and tell me what you believe in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So, just to be safe they are giving her the rabies vaccine.\"\nMichael: \"Oh God, Rabies?\"\nDwight: \"Mm-hmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that, is that like an STD?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Mm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that, is that like an STD?\"\nDwight: \"No, no. You’ve gotta be bitten by something.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This place is so cursed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, no. You’ve gotta be bitten by something.\"\nMichael: \"This place is so cursed.\"\nDwight: \"Actually the doctor said it was lucky she came in to the hospital, cause the only way to beat rabies, is to start treatment before the symptoms set in… Lock jaw.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [walks out into the office] I know a lot of you are upset with me for endangering Meredith’s life by hitting her, with my car. But it may make you feel a little better to know that before that happened, Dwight endangered her life, by putting a garbage bag over her head that had a bat in it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael Scott’s Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.\"\nMichael: \"Pro-Am.\"\nPam: \"Pro-Am race for the… They hung up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A woman shouldn’t have to be hit by a car, to learn that she may have rabies. But that is where we are in America. And that does not sit right with me. And that is why I’m hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies. To raise awareness of the fact that there is a cure for rabies. A disease that has largely been eradicated in the US. But not very many people know that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh my God.\"\nMichael: \"What are you doing?\"\nPam: \"You said come in!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No I didn’t, just please don’t…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[Michael knocks slowly on door] Come in.\"\nMichael: \"May I enter the room?\"\nPam: \"Yes. Or come in.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: See how I did that. That’s the way you should enter a room. You knock and then you wait for the all clear."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.\"\nMichael: \"European offices are naked all the time.\"\nPam: \"They’re so not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Besides my shirt tail covered most of it so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"[feeding a squirrel] I’m giving him a peanut.\"\nMichael: \"No, don’t give him… just, did you hear anything I said?\"\nDarryl: \"Look how happy he is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He’s happy because he’s insane. You know what, that’s the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate. Where’s the nurse? [Elizabeth walks up in nurse’s outfit] This is the reason we’re here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Water? Water? [Toby gabs water, drinks, then throws back at Jan] Water babe?\"\nMichael: \"No, no water for me. Not while rabies causes fear of water… solidarity!\"\nJan: \"Michael that’s irrational.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Rabies victims… have to live with an irrational hatred of water their entire lives. So… least I could do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What are you doing here? Did you come back for us, or…\"\nMichael: \"I can’t finish. I feel so weak, I just…\"\nJim: \"Well, you’re probably dehydrated.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do you want me to do Jim?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, you’re probably dehydrated.\"\nMichael: \"What do you want me to do Jim?\"\nJim: \"Glass of water would be a start.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, There are people all over the world, who have all sorts of problems and afflictions, and diseases. They’re deformed, and they’re abnormal, and… they’re illiterate and ugly. Symphonies don’t have any money. Public TV is bust. I can’t do anything about it, I can’t… you know. There’s just one of me, and there’s a thousand of them. And rabies wins."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah. Hey Michael, look at this lamp. $8.00.\"\nMichael: \"That’s a good deal.\"\nPam: \"And Michael, you don’t have rabies. And chances are you’re not going to get it anytime soon. So… you don’t really have to think about it too much.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"And Michael, you don’t have rabies. And chances are you’re not going to get it anytime soon. So… you don’t really have to think about it too much.\"\nMichael: \"Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done.\"\nPam: \"Yeah, but there’s other, better people out there who are helping.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You just don’t think I am capable, of making a difference."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, but there’s other, better people out there who are helping.\"\nMichael: \"You just don’t think I am capable, of making a difference.\"\nPam: \"I know you Michael, I saw you naked.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t, you don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis. I can make a difference, remember, I’m the one who started this whole thing off by hitting Meredith with my car. And I owe it to her to finish this… GD 5k [gets up groaning, Jim tries to help] No, no!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"See you guys. [chorus of goodbyes, all but Michael file out as he’s talking, Creed takes Meredith’s pills]\"\nMichael: \"Let’s just… Why can’t you just forgive… Why, why are you having such a hard time laughing this off?  How do you know that you weren’t born with some sort of abnormal pelvis that it was just bound to crack at some point?\"\nMeredith: \"Oh please, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not going to leave until you forgive me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Oh please, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not going to leave until you forgive me.\"\nMeredith: \"You’re gonna be here a\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [standing for a while, sighs, turns to walk out] Oh, okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I was raised Catholic, but I’m agnostic now, so I guess I’m a secular humanist.\"\nMichael: \"Oh.  Great.  We have a secular humanist here, that is disgusting.\"\nOscar: \"Michael, do you know what secular humanism is?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes.  It is a philosophy which says people can improve their lives by using reason instead of religion or superstition."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Go get him Bobby!\"\nMichael: \"Come on, I’m going backwards.\"\nPhyllis: \"Sic him!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, all right!  All right!  All right!  All right!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Sic him!\"\nMichael: \"Oh, all right!  All right!  All right!  All right!\"\nPhyllis: \"Sic him!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay! [Bob Vance and Michael in an all-out sprint, Michael grunting]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Yes, uh some people in the office have complained…\"\nMichael: \"Oh really.\"\nToby: \"…about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know [Michael leans in closer to Toby] I just wanted to remind it’s not appropriate to, to do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is this about me and Jan? In my office? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don’t think. I don’t think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet and, and most people had left by that point. So I don’t think it’s any of your business. What I think you should do is roll up the memo, real tight…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Stop that! Stop that!\"\nMichael: \"That’s right! That’s right!\"\nRyan: \"[to Kevin] You scared me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Fire guy. Don’t start any fires, Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"We’re screwed.\"\nMichael: \"Who is?\"\nCreed: \"Us? You and me. The old timers.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am not old. You are old. You are like a hundred."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"OK, what’s up?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, kay. I was just… After the presentation, just wanted to make sure, that vis-a-vie, that everything in the office is business as usual?\"\nRyan: \"Well it is business, but not as usual.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I know I understand… we’re making great strides and we’re updating, but business as usual, no?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Well it is business, but not as usual.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I know I understand… we’re making great strides and we’re updating, but business as usual, no?\"\nRyan: \"No. [shaking head] We’re throwing out the entire playbook, we’re starting from scratch, we’re implementing a brand new system.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good, so, we’re on the same page?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"No. [shaking head] We’re throwing out the entire playbook, we’re starting from scratch, we’re implementing a brand new system.\"\nMichael: \"Good, so, we’re on the same page?\"\nRyan: \"No. We’re not. Michael, I know exactly how much time and man power are wasted in this branch. This company is getting younger, faster, more efficient. You need to prepare yourself.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that’s who I thought he was. Um, then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I hope he’s gets hit with an ageism suit.\"\nMichael: \"What is that… word?\"\nJan: \"Ageism? Companies they can’t discriminate against people due to old age. Like a couple years ago we tried to force out some of the older branch managers with a mandatory retirement age and then Ed Truck, your old boss, threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So older people have just as many rights as younger people?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"We’re not doing this today.\"\nMichael: \"Have a seat. Like everybody else.\"\nRyan: \"OK. This is…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Still my office, Ryan. [Ryan sits down] Well, there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. Well, new ideas are fine, but they are also… illegal, because they are a form of ageism. What? Yes, I am right. Did you know that the Age Discrimination and Employment Act of 1967 prohibits employment discrimination based on age with respect to employees 40 years of age or older? I did."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Michael, [gets up] can I talk to you a second?\"\nMichael: \"Sure thing. [both go out of conference room] ‘Scuse me. [closes door]\"\nRyan: \"We have actual work to do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Fine. Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him why you threw the founder of the company out on his ancient butt. [they glare at each other]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Robert Dunder: \"I’m 87.\"\nMichael: \"Eighty-seven years young. And still active. That is great. Did you know, that Bob is still a member of the Board of Dunder Mifflin?\"\nRobert Dunder: \"Well, I, I, I haven’t been to a board meeting in years. I, I send a proxy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, still sends his own proxy. Good for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Robert Dunder: \"Well I, I, I came here in a cab.\"\nMichael: \"Perfect. [starts closing the door]\"\nRobert Dunder: \"Well, cou, could you get me another… [Michael closes door]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Inspirational. What have we learned?  Well, we have learned that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, because it’s illegal, and you will go to jail. [Pam raises hand]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.\"\nMichael: \"I disagree, I think it was very valuable.\"\nRyan: \"Michael, technology helps business OK? You should not resist it, this is the way the world is moving.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I happen to think the old ways of doing business are better. And I can prove it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael? This is the press release I was telling you about.  Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, does he?\"\nPam: \"He does.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmmmmm.  Okay.  Attention.  Earthlings.  I have some news.  Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep.  Okay.  Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people.  On an unrelated note, if anyone has an interesting anectdote that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave.  Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Then it would say lanch party, Kevin.  Would it really be better if it said lanch party?\"\nMichael: \"Ohh, lunch party.\"\nAngela: \"It’s supposed to say launch!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, wow!  Easy, booster seat, nobody cares about this party anyway."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m driving?\"\nMichael: \"Yes.  Thank you.\"\nJim: \"Alright, let me just say good-bye to Pam.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh yeah, you’d better.  You better say good-bye to Pam.  Say good-bye to Pam.  Byyyyyye.  I love you.  [kissing noise, kissing noise]  I love ya Pam… okay.  [singing]  I’m leavin’ inside Jim’s car, I don’t know when I’ll be back again.  Yes I do.  Tomorrow I’ll be back.  I’ll be back.  Tomorrow.  Um… yeah.  So you know what?  Why don’t you guys take off a little bit early tonight?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What was that?\"\nMichael: \"Leaving Pennsylvania.\"\nJim: \"Oh.  Two kisses.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: One for me one for Jan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That would be fun.\"\nMichael: \"Wanna come over Friday?\"\nJim: \"Uhhh.  Can’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: After work you guys…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Uhhh.  Can’t.\"\nMichael: \"After work you guys…\"\nJim: \"Oh, no cause… you’re gonna let me know when we’re close, right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes.  Actually I will tell you right now.  It’s a club called Chatroom, and there’s a password to get in, which is actually password.  So…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Something made of ice?\"\nMichael: \"Those are just things.  This is how I want it to feel.\"\nAngela: \"Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more important…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Go-Go dancers?\"\nMichael: \"I want it to embarrass all other parties.  I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web-cam and say, “Wow! How did they get Al Roker to come?”\"\nAngela: \"I can’t do this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes you can."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"I can’t do this.\"\nMichael: \"Yes you can.\"\nAngela: \"I can’t do it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes you can.  I know you can.  I wouldn’t say that if I didn’t hundred percent believe it.  Who else could do this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "All: \"[shouts of disapproval]\"\nMichael: \"Okay, okay, what’s better?  A medium amount of good pizza?  Or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?\"\nAll: \"Medium amount of good pizza.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs, walks back into office]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pizza Guy: \"Hey.  Sixty-three fifty, and that’s not including tip.\"\nMichael: \"Right, I have a coupon, so half of sixty-three fifty, and half the tip of sixty-three fifty.\"\nPizza Guy: \"The half off coupon only applies to orders of two pizzas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I told them on the phone that I was ordering eight pizzas."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pizza Guy: \"The half off coupon only applies to orders of two pizzas.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I told them on the phone that I was ordering eight pizzas.\"\nPizza Guy: \"I don’t care what you told them on the phone, that’s our policy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You didn’t actually think I was going to spend sixty bucks on pizza?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pizza Guy: \"Not my problem.\"\nMichael: \"It is your problem.  That’s no way to do business, okay? I ordered eight pizzas with a half-off coupon, so I would like eight pizzas for half-off.  End of story.\"\nPizza Guy: \"Great story.  It’s sixty-three fifty, and that’s not including tip.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not giving that to you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pizza Guy: \"Great story.  It’s sixty-three fifty, and that’s not including tip.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not giving that to you.\"\nPizza Guy: \"Well then you’re not getting you’re pizzas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no you’re not going anywhere.  You’re staying here until we figure this out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pizza Guy: \"I’m not going in there.\"\nMichael: \"Yes you are, yes you are, and you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza.  Please, thank you.\"\nPizza Guy: \"This is stupid.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you don’t even know what stupid is.  It’s about to get all stupid up in here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yes, but not by kidnapping.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not kidnapping him, I’m keeping him until I get what I want.\"\nJim: \"As a hostage.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think you’re over-thinking it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"As a hostage.\"\nMichael: \"I think you’re over-thinking it.\"\nJim: \"I think you’re under-thinking it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, is Alfredo there?  Can I speak to a manager then?  Okay, can you tell the manager that I’m keeping his delivery kid until I get a discount on the eight pizzas I ordered.  Yes, I know it is not on the coupon.  Also I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas for our…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Shut up, or I’m going to punch you in the throat!\"\nMichael: \"Hey, hey, hey stop it.  Stop it now, God. Oh my God, oh my God, no, no, no.  I kidnapped a kid.\"\nDwight: \"You had to, what other choice did you have?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I could have paid for the pizza."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You had to, what other choice did you have?\"\nMichael: \"I could have paid for the pizza.\"\nDwight: \"Well, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God, oh my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Hello Michael, this is Ryan, first off thanks for the shout out.\"\nMichael: \"You’re breaking up. I can’t hear you.\"\nRyan: \"Why is there a kid on your webcam saying that he’s being held against his… [Michael hangs up on Ryan]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to Dwight] Mmm-kay.  I want you to go in there, and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip, no more than ten percent."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Now what?\"\nMichael: \"Now we wait, and hopefully nothing happens.\"\nDwight: \"Alright.  Oh, I assume I’m going to be reimbursed for the pizzas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not now Dwight, please, it’s not the time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Later on.\"\nMichael: \"[mocking Ryan] I’m Ryan, and tonight didn’t go the way that I thought it would, because it didn’t work out for me, and I’m very embarrassed.  I got egg all over my face.\"\nDwight: \"And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I never sold any paper, because I’m an idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper.\"\nMichael: \"I never sold any paper, because I’m an idiot.\"\nDwight: \"I started a fire with my cheese pita.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I made it with my cheese pita."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I started a fire with my cheese pita.\"\nMichael: \"I made it with my cheese pita.\"\nDwight: \"I date Indian girls.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I started a fire, I started a fire."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I date Indian girls.\"\nMichael: \"I started a fire, I started a fire.\"\nDwight: \"Now I’ve got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and I’m your boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And I’m hot, I’m so hot. That’s why everybody…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Now I’ve got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and I’m your boss.\"\nMichael: \"And I’m hot, I’m so hot. That’s why everybody…\"\nDwight: \"I don’t get that, I don’t understand that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it’s part of it, it’s just the… uhhh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Excuse me?\"\nMichael: \"I want you to look at me and tell me what is wrong with me. [Pam stares and nods]  Don’t avoid this.  I know you’re dying to say it, so just say it.\"\nPam: \"Sometimes your laziness borders on incompetence.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What, no.  No.  Okay, bags.  I have bags under my eyes, Pam.  I didn’t see it at home, I didn’t see it in the bathroom, I didn’t see it on any of the city mirrors, but in this light…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Sometimes your laziness borders on incompetence.\"\nMichael: \"What, no.  No.  Okay, bags.  I have bags under my eyes, Pam.  I didn’t see it at home, I didn’t see it in the bathroom, I didn’t see it on any of the city mirrors, but in this light…\"\nPam: \"[interrupting] The city mirrors, or the…?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The big, free mirrors that the city puts up, on trees and telephone poles?  The big round things."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[interrupting] The city mirrors, or the…?\"\nMichael: \"The big, free mirrors that the city puts up, on trees and telephone poles?  The big round things.\"\nPam: \"The ones for drivers to check their blind spots?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes.  I have bags under my eyes, and I can’t go to New York like this!  What do I do?  What do I do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"He’s a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s identified with her character.\"\nMichael: \"Get me Armani.\"\nPam: \"A suit?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: On the phone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"A suit?\"\nMichael: \"On the phone.\"\nPam: \"Like the main company number? Because I’m gonna have to call information.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Where’s Armani? He’s on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I’m so much better than you are. [breaks into laughter]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You finished the movie.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won’t ruin it for you.\"\nPam: \"No. Go ahead.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what’s best for you, Mo Chuisle."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You do.\"\nMichael: \"I haven’t heard the same about you. So let’s just go with mine.\"\nJan: \"Well, they both go with the carpet I’ve ordered, and if you go with the brown leather on the sofas, then they go with that too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We already have a sofa. So why do—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, they both go with the carpet I’ve ordered, and if you go with the brown leather on the sofas, then they go with that too.\"\nMichael: \"We already have a sofa. So why do—\"\nJan: \"A futon’s not a sofa.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It… folds up. You’ve only seen it flat."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"A futon’s not a sofa.\"\nMichael: \"It… folds up. You’ve only seen it flat.\"\nJan: \"I know what a futon is, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I— Ok. How much is this going to cost?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[on the phone] I sent you an email about the new Powerpoint.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, and thank you for sending that to me.\"\nRyan: \"I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up.\"\nRyan: \"Hold on, I’ll get them on the phone.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [looking at nothing] Wait, oh, no, here it is, here it is. Found it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"So, um, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Um, actually, I need the car.\"\nJan: \"Why? Improv? Why don’t you just pretend you have a car? Good practice, incase you ever do a scene where you need to pretend you have a car?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Use to have two cars, traded ’em in, now we’re down to one. Good economic sense. Although the new car is a Porsche. For her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nick: \"What’s going on here?\"\nMichael: \"Hey, I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call.\"\nNick: \"We’re a legit operation with a license from the city I can show you. We pay minimum wage against commision—\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, they’re with me, so… this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nick: \"Everybody in the conference room. In 5 minutes.\"\nMichael: \"These meetings are useless.\"\nNick: \"I just want to remind you to stick to the script. Improving the work. So, make the call, say the lines, make the sale. Got it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Very inspirational. [laughter]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Why are you calling me here at home?\"\nMichael: \"[Spanish accent] Senor, are you happy with your—\"\nStanley: \"Michael, I know that’s you. Why are you calling me here at home?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [speaking with a different voice] Have you— Have you considered satellite television?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nick: \"[hangs up phone] My office.\"\nMichael: \"You bet.\"\nNick: \"Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. Say those words exactly, got it? I don’t know why we have to keep on having this conversation.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look, I know sales, and I had that sale, I just needed a few more minutes—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nick: \"Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. Say those words exactly, got it? I don’t know why we have to keep on having this conversation.\"\nMichael: \"Look, I know sales, and I had that sale, I just needed a few more minutes—\"\nNick: \"A few more minutes is a waste of our time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is not a waste of our time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nick: \"You give a quick pitch. You make the sale. You move on. That’s how Vikram does it.\"\nMichael: \"Vikram doesn’t have my people skills.\"\nNick: \"Good for Vikram, because he out-sells you every night.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I hope this conversation has helped."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Vikram: \"Oh it looks like mixed masala, eggplant, and rice.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that looks good.\"\nVikram: \"Oh, and what about you? Peanut butter flavor again?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Vikram: \"Oh yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Wonder what I would’ve been back home?\"\nVikram: \"Well this is your home.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, but it’s competitive here. What’s a dollar worth in your land? Medical school must cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Vikram: \"Well this is your home.\"\nMichael: \"I know, but it’s competitive here. What’s a dollar worth in your land? Medical school must cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something.\"\nVikram: \"Uhh, no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would’ve been chief of surgery… Or a cowboy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You drive, I had too much wine.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. How’s yoga?\"\nJan: \"I didn’t go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wh-Why not?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Vikram: \"Good night.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, congrats on the bonus.\"\nVikram: \"Thank you Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m gonna have it one of these nights."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Okay, Michael, why dont you start us off?\"\nMichael: \"Um… that wasn’t much of an introduction.\"\nRyan: \"Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ahh, still lame. Okay. All right. Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. Okay, um, today we’re gonna be talking… about…PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You didn’t prepare a presentation at all, did you?\"\nMichael: \"No, I had a really rough night, and my boss can back you up on that.\"\nRyan: \"I’m your boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My other boss, Mr. Figaro."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I’m your boss.\"\nMichael: \"My other boss, Mr. Figaro.\"\nRyan: \"You have another job?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What I do between 5:30 pm and 1 am is no one’s business but mine and my other business’."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You can not have another job if it affects your work here.\"\nMichael: \"It won’t.\"\nRyan: \"It did, all ready.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, honestly, it was unlikely I was gonna figure this out anyways. [Kelly laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nToby: \"To whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the correct usage of the word.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No one, uh, asked you anything ever, so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Figaro: \"Are you quitting?\"\nMichael: \"I am.\"\nMr. Figaro: \"Come back anytime, don’t forget to disinfect your headset.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was never in this for the money.  But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me.  I tried to live the dream.  I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, and I failed.  But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep, and try it all again the next night."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I do gamble Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I was thinking about doing some gambling myself.  You know, just a little bit of money.  Maybe doubling it, and them doubling it seven more times.  I don’t know, kind of just for fun.  I was thinking, do you have tips, or ideas about sure things.  Like a boxer who is going to throw the big fight, you know, like, like he’s tied into some crooked dealings, maybe his kid is sick or something.  Like, who do I call about that?\"\nKevin: \"The mob.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you know anybody in the mob?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"The mob.\"\nMichael: \"Do you know anybody in the mob?\"\nKevin: \"[shakes head no]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, um, Oscar, I’m going to need to take another advance on my salary."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael, are you having money problems?\"\nMichael: \"Monkey problem? No, I’m not having monkey problems.  Why would I have monkey problems?\"\nOscar: \"You heard me correctly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I hate monkeys."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What’s going on, why do you have a second job?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t have a second job.  Maybe I’m having an affair with Suzanne Summers.\"\nPam: \"Doesn’t Jan have money?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t talk to my girlfriend about money.  It is rude, and unsexual."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy.  When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.\"\nMichael: \"How would that help Creed?  In Monopoly when you go bankrupt, you lose.\"\nCreed: \"You don’t go by Monopoly man, that game is nuts.  Nobody just picks up “get out of jail free” cards, those things cost thousands.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is a good point."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"You don’t go by Monopoly man, that game is nuts.  Nobody just picks up “get out of jail free” cards, those things cost thousands.\"\nMichael: \"That is a good point.\"\nCreed: \"Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature’s do-over.  It’s a fresh start, it’s a clean slate.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Like the witness protection program."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Okay, a hundred and twenty-five dollars, Amazon.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that’s the Muppet Show, on DVD, classic.\"\nOscar: \"Twelve hundred dollars.  What’s a Core Blaster Extreme?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is by far the best way to strengthen your core.  This machine, you sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stir-ups, you reach up and you grab onto the super rod, and you twist, and you twist, and you twist.  It strengthens your entire core.  Your back core, your arm core, the Marine Core actually uses it.  I think that’s how they got a core."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael, I’m going to set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator, you meet with this guy.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, we are going to leave Jan out of this.\"\nOscar: \"She has to know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We will find another way, we’ll ask power-point."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"She has to know.\"\nMichael: \"We will find another way, we’ll ask power-point.\"\nOscar: \"Michael, this is a presentation tool.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re a presentation tool if you think I’m gonna tell Jan about this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael, this is a presentation tool.\"\nMichael: \"You’re a presentation tool if you think I’m gonna tell Jan about this.\"\nOscar: \"I’m done!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No you’re not! Ok, just… you’re not a tool. Look, we’ll tell her that it’s bad, but it could’ve been a lot worse but due to some fancy financial foot work I was able to cut it in half."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What’s going on?\"\nMichael: \"Not much, what’s up with you?\"\nJan: \"Well, why are you sitting on a train?  Where are you going?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m out of answers Jan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, why are you sitting on a train?  Where are you going?\"\nMichael: \"I’m out of answers Jan.\"\nJan: \"What does that mean?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I told you, no more answers.  This is who I am now.  A guy on a train with no answers.  I hope that can be enough for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"What does that mean?\"\nMichael: \"I told you, no more answers.  This is who I am now.  A guy on a train with no answers.  I hope that can be enough for you.\"\nJan: \"Michael, come on.  Running away from your problems won’t solve anything.  You know that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Michael, come on.  Running away from your problems won’t solve anything.  You know that.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know that.\"\nJan: \"Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease.  Your debt follows you around the world, electronically.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll stay off the grid."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease.  Your debt follows you around the world, electronically.\"\nMichael: \"I’ll stay off the grid.\"\nJan: \"Uh, Michael, come on, come on, you can deal with this.  It’s not that bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah it is, it is.  I really messed up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Uh, Michael, come on, come on, you can deal with this.  It’s not that bad.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah it is, it is.  I really messed up.\"\nJan: \"Well, when my life fell apart and they, and they screwed me in New York, and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn’t have anyone.  I mean, my whole family still won’t even talk to me, on the advice of counsel, and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s really nice of you to say."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, when my life fell apart and they, and they screwed me in New York, and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn’t have anyone.  I mean, my whole family still won’t even talk to me, on the advice of counsel, and my friends were just waiting for this to happen.\"\nMichael: \"That’s really nice of you to say.\"\nJan: \"Michael, no, what I want to say is you were there for me.  By my side.  Without even a thought.  That’s just who you are.  I mean, no matter how badly I treat you, or what I’m going through, you just, you are there for me.  And that is a guy worth staying beside.  So, where’s this train taking us?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think the engineer left."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m keeping them. I know you like them. They’re kind of uncomfortable though.\"\nMichael: \"That’s nice though.\"\nJan: \"It’s kind of painful and my nipples are over-sensitive now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It looks cute though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What… [mumbling]\"\nMichael: \"Were you listening to what I was saying?\"\nDwight: \"I was aware that you were speaking.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is the matter with you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Okay, you need to focus, Michael.  You need to stop spending money.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah.  What?\"\nOscar: \"I hate to ask you this, but are there any retirement funds you can borrow from?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, my CDs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"You have CDs?\"\nMichael: \"I do.\"\nOscar: \"Okay, good, okay.  What bank?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My CDs are in a portfolio, a rather large portfolio, um, called Case Logic"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Okay, good, okay.  What bank?\"\nMichael: \"My CDs are in a portfolio, a rather large portfolio, um, called Case Logic\"\nOscar: \"[whispers] Case Logic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And, um the Case Logic portfolio is currently in the back seat of my car.  There is another smaller Case Logic portfolio clipped to my visor [Oscar vigorously shakes his head]  What?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"[whispers] Case Logic.\"\nMichael: \"And, um the Case Logic portfolio is currently in the back seat of my car.  There is another smaller Case Logic portfolio clipped to my visor [Oscar vigorously shakes his head]  What?\"\nOscar: \"I’m asking about Certificates of Deposit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ve been putting money into CDs for years.  I bought music that I didn’t even like.  No. [shakes head]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I think you can.  I… what?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know if I can do that.  I can’t see myself spending the next six years digging myself out of that kind of hole.\"\nJan: \"All right, well then maybe there’s another way, you know?  I mean, we could just… we’ll think of something else.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We will?  I can’t.  I don’t have an idea in my head."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well… well, we will.\"\nMichael: \"I have…\"\nJan: \"We just will.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay.  What?  Um…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I have some ideas.\"\nMichael: \"Tell me.\"\nJan: \"[laughs] I am not going to tell you yet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, please?  I won’t tell anybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[laughs] I am not going to tell you yet.\"\nMichael: \"Well, please?  I won’t tell anybody.\"\nJan: \"Oh, yes, you will.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I will."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ad Guy 2: \"Hey, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Regional manager.\"\nAd Guy 2: \"Hey Michael, nice to meet you\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Excited to talk ideas."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ad Guy 1: \"Let’s do it, man.\"\nMichael: \"You know, I want this to be cutting edge. I want it to be fast, quick cuts, you know, youthful, sort of a MTV on crack kind of thing.\"\nAd Guy 1: \"That sounds great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, good, well this is what we have to work with."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Hoo hoo hoo-hoo!\"\nMichael: \"He gives the best back rubs in the office.\"\nAndy: \"It’s true, I give a mean backrub. I also do good aromatherapy [makes farting noise]. Not! You just got ‘Nard dogged!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Now this gentleman right here is the key to our urban vibe."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ad Guy 1: \"Okay I can tell that your time is valuable—\"\nMichael: \"Actually I don’t get paid by the hour anymore, but thank you, I get paid by the year, so…\"\nAd Guy 1: \"That all sounds really, really ambitious.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ad Guy 1: \"That all sounds really, really ambitious.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I know.\"\nAd Guy 1: \"Why don’t we show you what we did with the Nashua branch?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm. Okay. [commercial plays on laptop, peppy music in background]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I told you not to call about small problems.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, well when I call about big problems you don’t like that either, so make up you mind, kiddo. Here is the deal, the ad guys that you sent are locking me in a creative box, and sort of ignoring my ideas.\"\nRyan: \"That’s good. They’re creative, you’re not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m creative, Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"That’s good. They’re creative, you’re not.\"\nMichael: \"I’m creative, Ryan.\"\nRyan: \"It’s not part of your job, it’s like, maybe you can cook but it doesn’t mean you should start a restaurant.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well actually I can’t cook, and I am starting a restaurant. Mike’s Cereal Shack. I’m thinking we’ll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"This is weird.\"\nMichael: \"I’m willing to stake my entire reputation on it.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"Okay, I’ll see it tomorrow.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [hangs up phone] And thus, Michael Scott sealed his own destiny. In a good way."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Dunder Mifflin.\"\nMichael: \"Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. I thought… I was under the impression that this was going to be a rap.\"\nDarryl: \"What’s rap?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, Darryl, wow, you need to learn a lot about your own culture. I’ll make you a mix."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Dunder Mifflin.\"\nMichael: \"Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop stop. This is not me. This is not my music.\"\nDarryl: \"You’re right, it’s better than you! It’s us! [sings] Dunder Mifflin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I hate it! I hate it! …I don’t hate it, I just don’t like it at all. And it’s terrible."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You’re right, it’s better than you! It’s us! [sings] Dunder Mifflin.\"\nMichael: \"No, I hate it! I hate it! …I don’t hate it, I just don’t like it at all. And it’s terrible.\"\nDarryl: \"You’re on your own, Mike. [gets up and starts to walk away]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, you know what. Hold on, hold on Darryl."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You’re on your own, Mike. [gets up and starts to walk away]\"\nMichael: \"Okay, you know what. Hold on, hold on Darryl.\"\nDarryl: \"You just said you hated it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I said I hate the, the style."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[singing] Break me off a piece of that lumber tar. Snickers bar.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, wow. Wow, this looks uh, terrible.\"\nAndy: \"Break me off a piece of that Grey Poupon.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Andy, Andy, this is a pivotal scene in the ad. And if we don’t get this, if we don’t nail it, we’re going to lose the whole triumph of the moment. The triumph of the will. Now, God, what? What Phyllis?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"[crying] Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton’s book and when it came to my turn I asked if she wanted to be in the ad and she said no thank you, but I wasn’t supposed to take no for an answer.\"\nMichael: \"That’a girl.\"\nPhyllis: \"So I kept on asking and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you, or did you not get Sue Grafton?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"So I kept on asking and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.\"\nMichael: \"Did you, or did you not get Sue Grafton?\"\nPhyllis: \"[sobbing] No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ugh, can somebody give her a tissue please? [Kevin hands her piece of tape]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[on phone] Yes?\"\nMichael: \"Pam, please clear my phone lines.\"\nPam: \"Certainly. [makes beeping noises] Okay, clear.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They could call at any second now. [sighs] Oh God…I better call."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, you know how everyone fast forwards through ads these days? Well, what about an ad in slow motion. You know, if they fast forward through it, it’ll just seem normal and it will catch your eye. Plus, uh, the slogan could be:\"\nMichael: \"There are no bad ideas but for an idea, that was really, really bad.\"\nToby: \"I spent three years in advertising before I came here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And that is probably why most ads suck. [points to the ad men waiting outside the conference room] Oh, that’s them!  Those are the ad guys right there. All right, my very fortunate and creative group, go back to your desks and I will let you know when it is time to film. [everyone starts leaving the conference room] [loud whisper] Pam! Pam, come here for a second. Did you get the memo about dressing your best?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I distribute so I get all the memos.\"\nMichael: \"Cool. Cool, I just wanted to make sure you got it.\"\nPam: \"Yeah, I get all the memos. [starts to leave]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, good. Good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Mmmhmm.  Why don’t you start by telling me what you got.\"\nMichael: \"We start on a single blank sheet of paper.\"\nJim: \"Love it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And we widen to reveal ancient Rome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Love it.\"\nMichael: \"And we widen to reveal ancient Rome.\"\nJim: \"Mm, can’t do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, we widen to reveal a spaceship blasting out of a woman’s womb."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Mm, can’t do that.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, we widen to reveal a spaceship blasting out of a woman’s womb.\"\nJim: \"Definitely can’t do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Bull[censored] man!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Definitely can’t do that.\"\nMichael: \"Bull[censored] man!\"\nJim: \"You know what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is bull[censored]!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You know what?\"\nMichael: \"This is bull[censored]!\"\nJim: \"Okay, Scott, why don’t you take your head out of the clouds and come back down to planet Earth so we can make a commercial.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ahhhh!  [sweeps toys off his desk]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, Scott, why don’t you take your head out of the clouds and come back down to planet Earth so we can make a commercial.\"\nMichael: \"Ahhhh!  [sweeps toys off his desk]\"\nJim: \"I’m just doing my job, man.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you don’t let me pursue my artistic vision, I am going to walk!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m just doing my job, man.\"\nMichael: \"If you don’t let me pursue my artistic vision, I am going to walk!\"\nJim: \"Good!  Fine!  I’ve got one Andy Bernard that will direct this puppy for half your fee… [dialing phone]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No!  No!  Jim, Jim, don’t, don’t…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Good!  Fine!  I’ve got one Andy Bernard that will direct this puppy for half your fee… [dialing phone]\"\nMichael: \"No!  No!  Jim, Jim, don’t, don’t…\"\nJim: \"What?  What?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I can do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, make a commercial.\"\nMichael: \"[taps on desk and starts to leave his office] Do you want this open or closed?\"\nJim: \"Closed. [Michael leaves his office, gives Jim two thumbs up, which Jim returns]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, everybody, I just got off the phone with David Wallace, and he has given us the go-ahead to make the first ever Dunder Mifflin television commercial.  Huh?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He looks like your twin.\"\nMichael: \"This is a dummy, a la Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.  We have tied a string to the wrist, which goes to the door.  When somebody opens the door, the hand goes down, hits the remote, turns on the tape recorder, which is me snoring.  Now nobody knows whether I am here, or whether I am gone.\"\nDwight: \"I will know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: But, you will not tell anyone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I will know.\"\nMichael: \"But, you will not tell anyone.\"\nDwight: \"I won’t need to because we’ll be together playing hooky.  Yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, sometimes.  Most of the time I will be with Ryan, or Darryl.  [knock on the door]  Yes?  Oh good, good Stanley!  First victim, this is what I want you to do.  Go out, come back in.  We’re going to hide.  I want you to tell me if this looks like me, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"Listen, I-\"\nMichael: \"To the right?\"\nKaren: \"I’m-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, enough small talk, go ahead."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"I’m-\"\nMichael: \"Okay, enough small talk, go ahead.\"\nKaren: \"You called me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, listen, um…  You cannot tear Stanley from his family like this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"You called me.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, listen, um…  You cannot tear Stanley from his family like this.\"\nKaren: \"I’m pretty sure his family’s coming with him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, his work family.  Look, this is very hard for me, but I’m going to give you my best man.  You may have Toby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"I’m pretty sure his family’s coming with him.\"\nMichael: \"No, his work family.  Look, this is very hard for me, but I’m going to give you my best man.  You may have Toby.\"\nKaren: \"Toby’s not a salesperson.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can train him.  He’s very very smart, and funny, and charming… You know, I can’t do it, Toby is the worst.  That- that was a bluff, um…  Listen, if you are going to poach one of my guys, I’m going to poach one of yours."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"Toby’s not a salesperson.\"\nMichael: \"You can train him.  He’s very very smart, and funny, and charming… You know, I can’t do it, Toby is the worst.  That- that was a bluff, um…  Listen, if you are going to poach one of my guys, I’m going to poach one of yours.\"\nKaren: \"Oooh.  Good-bye Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, good-bye.  Wait!  Wait! Karen, could you transfer me to one of your salespeople please?  Your best one?  [Karen hangs up]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So what are you going to do?\"\nMichael: \"What are we going to do?  We are going to make a monster sale, that’s what we’re going to do.  Corcroan dropped Staples.\"\nJim: \"Did they?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes they did, oh yes they did, and we are going to murder it.  You, me, Dwight are going to jump into my PT Cruiser, and we’re going to crush this sale.  We’re going to prove, what the hell is that music?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Egg dripping, blah, blah, blah.\"\nMichael: \"What are we doing, Dwight, what we are doing?\"\nDwight: \"Well, gee, Jim, I don’t know, I guess there’s no sales call today.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We are going on a panty raid to Utica, is what we’re doing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"We’re going to Utica?\"\nMichael: \"Uh-huh.\"\nJim: \"I’m not going to Utica right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes you are.  Oh, buckle up Jim."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You know what?  I’m just going to call a cab from here.\"\nMichael: \"Alright, you’re going to miss the best prank ever.\"\nJim: \"Alright.  Wait, what are you planning on doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you really wanna know?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Alright.  Wait, what are you planning on doing?\"\nMichael: \"Do you really wanna know?\"\nJim: \"Oh, God. [hangs up phone]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Follow me, come here.  Here’s what we brought, we brought uniforms from the warehouse.  I brought silly string, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Or real bombs.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, not real bombs.\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, come on, it will be so badass.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh, maybe, maybe, I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Are you kidding me?  We’ve been driving around with this stuff in the trunk the whole time?\"\nMichael: \"Teach her to offer Stanley more money.\"\nJim: \"So the deal was, Dwight doesn’t blow anything up, and I wear a costume.  And a moustache.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, why did you and Karen break up?  Was it the sex?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Why don’t we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?\"\nMichael: \"Okay, I will start.  Um, “A.” [singing] “A” my name is Alan, and my wife’s name is Alice, we live in Alaska, and we sell…  Damn it! What do we sell?  Um…\"\nJim: \"It doesn’t matter.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m trying to think of what we could sell."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"It doesn’t matter.\"\nMichael: \"I’m trying to think of what we could sell.\"\nJim: \"Doesn’t matter.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, la, la, la. What is that?  That sound…  The air-conditioning leaking or something?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Doesn’t matter.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, la, la, la. What is that?  That sound…  The air-conditioning leaking or something?\"\nJim: \"That doesn’t make sense, couldn’t be.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is that?  Dwight, are you peeing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, Michael.  I’m not leaving the car.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, Dwight, here’s how it’s going to go down.  You and I-\"\nJim: \"Guy’s going by. Shh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You and I are going to sneak inside and pretend that we are warehouse workers.  And then we will silly string the beejeezus out of the place."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Alright, Great Scott, if you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.\"\nMichael: \"We found something far better, their crown jewel.  Their industrial copier.\"\nJim: \"Isn’t that thing huge?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s enormous, but it’s got wheels.  We’re wheeling it down the hall, into the stairwell.  Get the car ready, keep the engine running."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay! First of all, stop using my name.  And second of all-\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, you gotta move!\"\nJim: \"Damn it guys!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, could you move over a little bit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, I’m not doing that.\"\nMichael: \"Just say you wanna get back together.\"\nJim: \"No, I’m not doing that!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It doesn’t have to mean anything.  Just, do it for Stanley.  Come on Jim, just climb on top of her and think about Stanley.  Ah, Jim, if this is it for me, promise me something, host the Dundies."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait!  I wanted to sit next to you.\"\nMichael: \"No, Dwight!  Dwight, Jim is sitting next to me.  You’re gonna sit in the back left  where I don’t have to see your ugly moongob.\"\nDwight: \"Okay, that is so mean!  You know what, I’m not going.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m sorry.  I’m sorry.  Dwight, you’re handsome.  You’re a very handsome man, get in the car."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat. It was this amazing, beautiful experience [Michael knocks on the window behind Toby from outside]\"\nMichael: \"[from outside] Hey, nobody cares. Nobody cares. I need that room at some point, so just, wrap it up.\"\nToby: \"Michael wasn’t invited.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping, and you know what hypothetical means? [Jim makes a face] Not real."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, can’t go today, ’cause I’m donating blood.\"\nMichael: \"How often can you actually donate blood?\"\nJim: \"Is there a limit?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Your body only has a certain amount."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Is there a limit?\"\nMichael: \"Your body only has a certain amount.\"\nJim: \"Well, is that it? Or?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, just this whole Toby, camping thing, uh, seems a little lame."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, is that it? Or?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, just this whole Toby, camping thing, uh, seems a little lame.\"\nJim: \"How so?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A bunch of guys, in a tent? Making s’mores? [makes a noise and gestures with his hands]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"How so?\"\nMichael: \"A bunch of guys, in a tent? Making s’mores? [makes a noise and gestures with his hands]\"\nJim: \"What’s that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hello, I’m Broken Mountain. You know, here’s the thing. That’s not how you go camping. I think you go camping by yourself—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Not gonna change.\"\nMichael: \"I wanna do it myself. You know, I want to go and, and find out something about myself, I wanna get outta here. All the cliques, and the office politics. Fluorescent lights. Asbestos.\"\nJim: \"I thought we had that looked at.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m sick of it Jim. I’m sick of this place."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[winks] I’m on it. [leaves room]\"\nMichael: \"OK. Thirty minutes or less, please come back. Save the receipts. [Dwight comes back with set of knives] Hey, what…\"\nDwight: \"Let’s see if any of these will work. [clears the front of Michael’s desk]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, hey hey! Dwight. [Dwight rolls out an assortment knives]. Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Let’s see if any of these will work. [clears the front of Michael’s desk]\"\nMichael: \"Hey, hey hey! Dwight. [Dwight rolls out an assortment knives]. Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"I keep various weaponries strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcroed under my desk. People say, “Oh, it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the work place.” Well I say, “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not. I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow, and perhaps the next day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hmm, no, the choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, and I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day and for the next several days. Do not try to follow me.\"\nJim: \"OK, great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is a very personal, private experience in the wild, that I wish to share it with me, myself and I."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let’s put it this way:\"\nMichael: \"This is what a true survivor man does. You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. You could only wear the clothes that you have on, and you could only use the stuff you have in your pockets. Now, in this case, this disaster is a serial killer. Creepy guy who’s abducted me and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead.\"\nDwight: \"No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, yes I would. And I would survive."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And they would call me the Overkill Killer.\"\nMichael: \"You… you are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real. [blindfolds eyes with tie] OK.\"\nDwight: \"What are you doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am putting this on so I have no familiarity with my surroundings. Now this way, I can’t retrace my steps. I don’t know what streets we’ve been— [Dwight whacks Michael with his shoe] Ow! What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What are you doing?\"\nMichael: \"I am putting this on so I have no familiarity with my surroundings. Now this way, I can’t retrace my steps. I don’t know what streets we’ve been— [Dwight whacks Michael with his shoe] Ow! What are you doing?\"\nDwight: \"It would be better if you were unconscious.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! Gosh! Dwight. [Dwight tries to hit Michael with his shoe again] Stop it, stop it! Stop it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It would be better if you were unconscious.\"\nMichael: \"No! Gosh! Dwight. [Dwight tries to hit Michael with his shoe again] Stop it, stop it! Stop it.\"\nDwight: \"Do you want to do this right or not?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just, please allow me to have one cathartic experience in my life?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"There are thirteen people working in this office, so thirteen times a year Michael gets a cake and balloons, and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast. There are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are.\"\nMichael: \"[flashback to Stanley’s birthday] Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack! Not crack the drug.\"\nJim: \"And the other is something inappropriate. Or horrible. Or both. What else? He only sings the high harmony to “Happy Birthday.” And he’s a very big believer in surprise parties. Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [flashback to Kelly’s birthday, hiding in the elevator] Happy Birthday!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Spin. I’m trying to confuse your sense of direction. [stops spinning and takes Michael’s blindfold off] Behold.\"\nMichael: \"Alright, good. Thank you, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Here’s your knife. Here’s your duct tape.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, very good. Ahh, OK. [Dwight gives Michael a hug]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Here’s your knife. Here’s your duct tape.\"\nMichael: \"Alright, very good. Ahh, OK. [Dwight gives Michael a hug]\"\nDwight: \"Good luck, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thanks for the ride. OK. Leave me be, Dwight. [Dwight runs off]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael is a man of great depth and passion. I don’t know what he’s searching for out here. [pulls a nest from a tree] I hope he finds it. [picks up some bird eggs] Lunch.\"\nMichael: \"Well it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants. Several hours in, time for me to find some nourishment. Now, these woods are full of creatures that can sustain human life. Things like, uh, squirrels, nice juicy rabbit would be delicious.\"\nDwight: \"About two more minutes [cooking bird eggs].\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have made this spear, with which I will impale my dinner. And it couldn’t come a moment too soon because I have been without food for a good three hours or so. I’m startin’ to feel it a little bit. Ohh… It’s Creed’s birthday. [singing] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, buddy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Sure glad you’re back.\"\nMichael: \"You are relieved.\"\nJim: \"You have no idea.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So what did I miss?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So, terrible idea.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, okay, I did that. Rookie mistake.\"\nJim: \"You did do it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh huh. Yeah, just wait. Ten years, you’ll figure it out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You did do it?\"\nMichael: \"Uh huh. Yeah, just wait. Ten years, you’ll figure it out.\"\nJim: \"Well, I don’t think I’ll be here in ten years.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what I said. That’s what she said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, I don’t think I’ll be here in ten years.\"\nMichael: \"That’s what I said. That’s what she said.\"\nJim: \"That’s what who said?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s what who said?\"\nMichael: \"I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.\"\nJim: \"That’s what she said.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, it’s Creed’s birthday today.  Should we get him an ice-cream cake?  Mint chocolate chip?\"\nMichael: \"Pam, are you my friend?\"\nPam: \"Oh, no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We have been friends forever, right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, no.\"\nMichael: \"We have been friends forever, right?\"\nPam: \"Yes, I have been working with you forever.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hypothetically… would you go camping with me, if I were to ask you?  And bear in mind that I would never actually ask you to go camping.  That Jim is also a friend of mine, and I would rather die than make any sort of improper ovation toward you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Here’s the thing.  When Michael invents a hypothetical situation, he eventually turns it into an actual situation.\"\nMichael: \"Do you understand that Jim is like a brother to me, and I would never do anything inappropriate?\"\nPam: \"I do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, as friends, would you go with me on a camping trip?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Look at that.  Perfectly balanced.  This is a fine precision instrument.\"\nMichael: \"All right, Dexter, just give me the knife.\"\nDwight: \"Don’t you want a sheath for that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, just get me a case. [Dwight looks at the camera, lifts his leg onto the desk, removes the sheath from his ankle, and gives it to Michael]  All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Don’t you want a sheath for that?\"\nMichael: \"No, just get me a case. [Dwight looks at the camera, lifts his leg onto the desk, removes the sheath from his ankle, and gives it to Michael]  All right.\"\nDwight: \"Anything else?  Flint…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: MmMmm.  All I need…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think you did.\"\nMichael: \"I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?\"\nJim: \"Oh, I-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You said you didn’t have plans. That’s what you said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"How are you?\"\nMichael: \"Come on in. Good to see you.\"\nJan: \"Chilly huh? So glad we finally got to do this with you guys. You wanna take their coats babe?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes I would. So, what have you been doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we’re still a work in progress here.\"\nMichael: \"Well, thats…\"\nJan: \"This is my office.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yep, never been used."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said “Honey keep the trophies.”\"\nMichael: \"Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.\"\nJan: \"[doorbell] Oh, excuse us just a second.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll get it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You know Pam, in Spain they often don’t start eating until midnight.\"\nMichael: \"When in Rome.\"\nJan: \"Do you have a preference, upstairs first?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whatever you say babe."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I was watching Jim.\"\nMichael: \"And he was laughing.\"\nJan: \"No smiling.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look at him, he’s laughing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Katie Holmes.\"\nMichael: \"No, Baah! But he’s married to her!\"\nJim: \"Oh, Dawson’s Creek.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! It has to be a real person Jim, come on. Okay, no no, I’m gonna pass, I’m gonna pass. Okay, rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[eyes Pam] I’m so, so sorry for the temperature in here.  The um, sliding glass door shattered. It’s actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t like that story babe.\"\nJan: \"Come on, it’s a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don’t. I shouldn’t say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Come on, it’s a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!\"\nMichael: \"Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don’t. I shouldn’t say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible.\"\nJan: \"You are so right, you’re so right because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges, and then I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the Devil.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ha ha, you are! She is! She is the devil! I’m in hell! Aaahhh I’m burning, help me!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want.\"\nMichael: \"Whatever I want? It’s never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?\"\nJan: \"We saw Wicked.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn’t want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"We saw Wicked.\"\nMichael: \"When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn’t want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children.\"\nJan: \"I am so sorry that I don’t want to bring kids into this screwed-up world, okay?  But look if you want to have kids, then fine you win. Let’s have a [bleep]ing kid.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you mean it? You want to have a kid? [Jan walks away]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"How about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it.\"\nMichael: \"No. No. I’m gonna leave it up. I think it ties the whole room together.\"\nJan: \"Ok. [gets up and goes over to the stereo and turns on Hunter’s CD really loud]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to the guests] Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don’t think he’s that good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Ok. [gets up and goes over to the stereo and turns on Hunter’s CD really loud]\"\nMichael: \"[to the guests] Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don’t think he’s that good.\"\nJan: \"At least he’s an artist.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: BFD. I’m a screenwriter."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"At least he’s an artist.\"\nMichael: \"BFD. I’m a screenwriter.\"\nJan: \"[shouting] AND I’M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON’T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"[shouting] AND I’M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON’T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT!\"\nMichael: \"NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!\"\nJan: \"FOR AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"FOR AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!\"\nMichael: \"MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES!\"\nJan: \"YOU BURN IT. YOU BUY IT!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OH GOOD. I’LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"YOU BURN IT. YOU BUY IT!\"\nMichael: \"OH GOOD. I’LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!\"\nJan: \"AND YOU’RE HARDLY MY FIRST!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [yells] THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! [Jan gets an evil look on her face and picks up Michael’s dundie and throws it into his plasma screen tv] THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe! [Jan goes upstairs crying.]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"The one in the really great mesh black high-back swivel chair?\"\nMichael: \"Look at her smile. Those eyes, look at her eyes. She’s got – I don’t know what it is actually, she dresses like a professional and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch.\"\nPam: \"Or in a great chair.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, yeah, maybe, but remember after my dinner party when I said that I was swearing off women?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Or in a great chair.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, yeah, maybe, but remember after my dinner party when I said that I was swearing off women?\"\nPam: \"I definitely remember your dinner party.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think what I meant was that I was completely swearing off one woman. [whispers] Jan. I think that fate put this catalog in my hands."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I definitely remember your dinner party.\"\nMichael: \"I think what I meant was that I was completely swearing off one woman. [whispers] Jan. I think that fate put this catalog in my hands.\"\nPam: \"Actually, I put the catalog in your hands ’cause you have to pick out a new chair.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I’m optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate and desperate situations yield the quickest results."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"If I had someone to set you up with Michael, then I’d take her for myself.\"\nMichael: \"I thought that you were engaged?\"\nKevin: \"Nope. Stacy broke up with me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whaaaat? God, that’s terrible man. Eghh, she’s crazy. Umm, are you still on good terms with any of her friends?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Sandy. She’s gorgeous and she’s got a feisty personality, too.\"\nMichael: \"Hmm, I see, feisty. So she’s not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?\"\nPhyllis: \"Umm, no, she’s a professional softball player.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oooo. Catcher or in field?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Umm, no, she’s a professional softball player.\"\nMichael: \"Oooo. Catcher or in field?\"\nPhyllis: \"Umm I don’t know Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a row boat? Could, could a row boat support her?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Umm I don’t know Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a row boat? Could, could a row boat support her?\"\nPhyllis: \"What are you asking?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think I’m being very clear what I’m asking. Would an average size row boat support her without capsizing? [silence] It bothers me that you’re not answering the question."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"What are you asking?\"\nMichael: \"I think I’m being very clear what I’m asking. Would an average size row boat support her without capsizing? [silence] It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.\"\nPhyllis: \"No, alright no, she can’t fit in a row boat.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Damn it, I knew it! I knew it Phyllis! OK!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Wendy’S Phone Operator: \"Wendy’s.\"\nMichael: \"Hello Wendy, this is Kevin’s friend, Michael.\"\nWendy’S Phone Operator: \"This isn’t Wendy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I’m sorry, could you put her on please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Wendy’S Phone Operator: \"This isn’t Wendy.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I’m sorry, could you put her on please?\"\nWendy’S Phone Operator: \"Dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [under breath] Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Wendy’S Phone Operator: \"Dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.\"\nMichael: \"[under breath] Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?\"\nWendy’S Phone Operator: \"You have to come to the restaurant to order food.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’ll send somebody to come pick it up. Just have it ready."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Wendy’S Phone Operator: \"You have to come to the restaurant to order food.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’ll send somebody to come pick it up. Just have it ready.\"\nWendy’S Phone Operator: \"It’s ready now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well put it aside. [hangs up the phone] [Dwight enters] Umm… yeah."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK, I have collected the rest of the ladies.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Good because this batch was awful. Umm… this one says chair model…\"\nDwight: \"I wrote that. Michael, you shouldn’t have to settle. This is my pledge to you. I will find her and I will bring her to you and as God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That sounds good. [both smile] Go get her. Wa-Wait, wait, wait, wait. First, go to Wendy’s, get my food. Come back and then go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. They gave me the name of the photographer. The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. The agency gave me the following information. [reads from notepad] Deborah Shoshlefski. 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed.\"\nMichael: \"She’s dead? [Dwight makes knife slitting noise] She’s so young.\"\nDwight: \"She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, God. Oh…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.\"\nMichael: \"Oh really? What’s her name? Burger King?\"\nPam: \"No, I mean it. [walks towards Michael] She’s really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along. [hands over card to Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t, I don’t think I’m ready. Is she hot?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, I mean it. [walks towards Michael] She’s really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along. [hands over card to Michael]\"\nMichael: \"I don’t, I don’t think I’m ready. Is she hot?\"\nPam: \"I’m setting Michael up with my land lady. She’s really sweet and… whatever, I just can’t take Michael like this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"The five families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. The bosses rarely meet. There’s Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him “Cool Guy Paul.” W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass. And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.\"\nMichael: \"[still brushing teeth] Sorry, I don’t have time for this right now. I’m trying to get a date with Pam’s hot friend. And she needs to meet me right now.\"\nKevin: \"[to Andy] I’m calling the meeting anyway.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to cashier at coffee shop] Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So… behold our bachelorette [cut to a blonde woman in a skirt]. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady. [woman walks right by and doesn’t respond]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Margaret: \"Are you Michael Scott?\"\nMichael: \"Is who a Michael what?\"\nMargaret: \"Oh, I’m sorry, I’m, I’m supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, that’s not, yeah I’m not… OK…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Margaret: \"I don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"You wanna see what I walked out on? This is gonna blow your mind. [holds up cell phone with a picture of Jan] Look at that.\"\nMargaret: \"She’s beautiful.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Yeah, and you can’t see her whole body. Down here, she’s got a boob job. Just… she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Margaret: \"I’m gonna head out.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, OK. Well, umm… I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus.\"\nMargaret: \"That’s incredibly rude.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Now you ruined it. [gets up and leaves]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"She was stoned apparently.\"\nMichael: \"You know I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but knowing that, that’s just silly because she’s dead. What do you do?\"\nDwight: \"You wait until next year’s chair catalog comes out and you find someone who’s still alive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, you move on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay, so look that over, make sure it’s accurate.\"\nMichael: \"Oh.  What is this?\"\nDwight: \"Your bill, minus the ten percent Dunder Mifflin corporate discount.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You were charging me?  I’m your friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Your bill, minus the ten percent Dunder Mifflin corporate discount.\"\nMichael: \"You were charging me?  I’m your friend.\"\nDwight: \"You occupied the America room for six weeks.  That’s our most popular room.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There was no other guest the entire time I was here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You occupied the America room for six weeks.  That’s our most popular room.\"\nMichael: \"There was no other guest the entire time I was here.\"\nDwight: \"Right.  Because you were in the America room.  In an election year.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay.  All right, Dwight.  Take my money.  Go ahead.  Keep in mind that this whole thing was just a business transaction.  The late nights, the talks, the slumber parties, the crying jags, that was all business, that had nothing to do with friendship, and being friends.  Just ring me up.  Go ahead [Dwight tears up bill]."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"I don’t.\"\nMichael: \"A cute little religious type, someone who wears a uniform, or…\"\nAngela: \"A Catholic schoolgirl?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, obviously older."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"A Catholic schoolgirl?\"\nMichael: \"No, no, obviously older.\"\nAngela: \"A nun?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Love.  Marriage.  Baby carriage.  Those have been my goals ever since I heard that song.  Jan and I had love.  We did not have marriage.  We did have a baby carriage, which I got her for bringing groceries home, after she got a DUI."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Hi, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"[sitting at her desk] Hey, Kelly.\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, what are you doing here?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nothing.  Just hangin’.  Chillin’.  No agenda.  Would you consider hookin’ me up with one of your friends?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Oh, my God…\"\nMichael: \"That’s hilarious.  What’s her number?\"\nKelly: \"She’s 23.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm… nah, that’s too young."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, I don’t, I…\"\nMichael: \"How ’bout a professional volleyball player who models on the side?\"\nPam: \"I just…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, just a fun, guh, look, there, here, it doesn’t have to be a model.  I’m not, don’t rule out model, but just in terms of models, there are like twenty different categories.  There’s face models, hand models, body models [Jim raises hand] – yes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"How’d you get gum in your hair?\"\nMichael: \"I was walking in and I noticed something shinny under Stanley’s car and I got under to see what it was and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil.\"\nJim: \"But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Kill me… right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Taste good too.\"\nMichael: \"Oh don’t. That’s disgusting.\"\nDwight: \"Wow! Lot of calories.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well just don’t leave it on too long. Keep massaging please. Ah yeah, that’s nice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You too.\"\nMichael: \"Oh Ryan, I need a girlfriend so bad. [hugs Ryan]\"\nRyan: \"Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Argh. Alright. Do you know any girls in New York you might want to hook me up with? Some that might be interested in a guy like me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m gonna go to my desk.\"\nMichael: \"Jim, it’s not the horniness, ok it’s the loneliness that…\"\nJim: \"I know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s go to New York. We’ll go clubbing with Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I know.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s go to New York. We’ll go clubbing with Ryan.\"\nJim: \"I can’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes you can, you’re single, I’m single. It’ll be awesome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I can’t.\"\nMichael: \"Yes you can, you’re single, I’m single. It’ll be awesome.\"\nJim: \"I’m not single.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Who you dating?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Fire hazard.\"\nMichael: \"Packed with beautiful babies. Swingers. Classic. John Favreau, tall guy from DodgeBall.\"\nDwight: \"Women look like white slaves.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, they’re just hotties."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Girl In Club: \"I’ve never heard of that movie.\"\nMichael: \"Back to the Future? [she shakes head] Oh, wow. Well you should take a, a film education course.\"\nGirl In Club: \"How old are you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Forty… I’m in my forties."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Girl In Club: \"Well I’m gonna go back to my group now.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, OK.\"\nGirl In Club: \"Thanks for the drink.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are welcome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Did you want a place where we could meet older women?\"\nMichael: \"I would love a place where we could meet older\"\nRyan: \"Hell yeah. I’ll hook it up. [smashes beer bottle on the floor]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ahh, wow. That’s dangerous."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Girl In 2Nd Club: \"I’m just gonna just use the powder room.\"\nMichael: \"All right.\"\nGirl In 2Nd Club: \"So I’ll see ya soon.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Very perfect. [girl walks away, Michael laughs] Oh my [notices Dwight making out with Tall Girl #1] This needs to be shared. [takes a picture with his camera phone] [Cut to the office – All Office co-workers cell phones go off. They notice the picture Michael has sent and all groan]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"You’re doing it man.\"\nMichael: \"I know. I don’t wanna get ahead of myself, but I think I want her to meet my mom.\"\nRyan: \"Hey man, you ever think there’s gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they’ll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? The jungle war fare’s gonna rule the world?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, maybe. [notices previous girl talking to another guy]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I got sofa. I got sofa.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, I’m the boss.\"\nDwight: \"I got floor.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Case anyone needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I don’t wannna get my head stepped on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ohhh, man!  [sound of Ryan throwing up] There it goes.\"\nMichael: \"Ahh, ooh!\"\nDwight: \"I am so sorry.  I’m so sorry, sir.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [helping Ryan out of the taxi] Come on, come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Yeah, New York is great.\"\nMichael: \"No, I mean this apartment building, it’s fantastic.\"\nRyan: \"Oh, this, this is not my apartment.  This, this is the Metropolitan Museum of Art.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, now I can say that I went to a museum."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"When I was a little girl…\"\nMichael: \"Okay… Okay, do it! Go on! Great! Let’s hear it!\"\nPhyllis: \"We-we found some wet cement in the park…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s drying, it’s drying…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"We-we found some wet cement in the park…\"\nMichael: \"It’s drying, it’s drying…\"\nPhyllis: \"In our neighborhood…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"In our neighborhood…\"\nMichael: \"Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl!\"\nPhyllis: \"What did we write?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ahh come on!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[wearing glasses] Um… yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend’s house and, I forgot my contact solution, so… I had to wear my backup glasses… Shut up.\"\nMichael: \"All right, everybody… Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Um, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction…\"\nPam: \"I don’t have my contacts…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ub, dub dah, don’t need, I can’t even hear you. It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. Um, everybody, we’re going to have a little brainstorming session in the conference room."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?\"\nMichael: \"Now we’re cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme…\"\nJim: \"An urban thing…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Leave me alone, dammit.\"\nMichael: \"We’re havin a little brainstorm session…\"\nStanley: \"DID I STUTTER?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …Good, this is good. I’m going to grab a glass of water."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Can I talk to you a second?\"\nMichael: \"Ugh, what?\"\nToby: \"Uh, I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Uh, I really think that you need to address what happened with Stanley this morning…\"\nMichael: \"What are you blabbering about? Nothing happened.\"\nToby: \"Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That? In the conference room?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Um, why don’t you go ask him that?\"\nMichael: \"Okay, I will… I’m not feeling very well right now though. My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today, but…\"\nToby: \"You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter’s stomach hurts when there’s a mean girl at school…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well sometimes my stomach hurts when you come into my office, so it’s probably psychological."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"However, in so doing, it zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak. Thus the yellow color. Yellow for cowardly.\"\nMichael: \"What’s the pink?\"\nDwight: \"Menstrual cycles.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok… Is there anybody up here, anybody at all, that can deal with this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"No, no, no…\"\nMichael: \"I know, it’s very, very personal…\"\nDarryl: \"No, um… I have.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I knew it. Okay, who we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Oh my goodness.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, right, so what do you do to get them to make it right?\"\nDarryl: \"Well see, um… in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I’ve watched you screw up this office for ten years, and I’m filing a lawsuit, and I’m gonna tell them about every stupid thing you’ve ever done up in this office.\"\nMichael: \"Alright alright, okay, you know what? Now you know how I feel. This was a fake firing. Lesson learned. Good work, everybody. Very nice.\"\nStanley: \"So I’m not fired.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s it. And uh… do you have anything to say to me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Every day you do something stupider than you did the day before.\"\nMichael: \"That’s not-\"\nStanley: \"And I think, “there’s no possible way–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, all right…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Michael I have known you a very long time, and the more I’ve gotten to know you, the less I’ve come to respect you. Any other theories?\"\nMichael: \"All right, you don’t respect me. I accept that. But listen to me, you can’t talk to me that way in this office, you just can’t. I am your boss. Can’t allow it.\"\nStanley: \"Fair enough.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am good person, and sometimes, good people don’t get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield. [as Rodney Dangerfield] Hey, I don’t get no respect. No respect at all. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got not respect. My wife likes to talk after sex, so she called me from a hotel room, and said, “I don’t respect you!” Ahh, thoughtless. Aw, you know what don’t get no respect? Airplane food. Why don’t they just make the plane out of the airline food? My wife don’t get no respect, some–take her, please, for example. [as Jeff Foxworthy] If you don’t get no respect, you might be redneck. [as Borat] Respect is niiice. Borat. [as Rodney Dangerfield] What’s the deal with Grapenuts? No grapes, no nuts. I don’t get no respect!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[laughs] Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs.\"\nMichael: \"Hello. Hi. [to Pam] Can I talk to you for a sec? Excuse me.\"\nPam: \"This is Michael, my boss. [she points] Justin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, uh, remember what we talked about, in the car on the way up, “only the best and the brightest.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"This is Michael, my boss. [she points] Justin.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, uh, remember what we talked about, in the car on the way up, “only the best and the brightest.”\"\nPam: \"He’s nice and he seems interested.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He’s totally wrong, Pam. [to Justin] Hey."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I only brought the one.\"\nMichael: \"Are you mental?\"\nPam: \"Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… don’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?\"\nMichael: \"I… don’t.\"\nPam: \"Okay. I’ll go look for another one. [she leaves]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And that. Is why. I need a smart intern."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I know you’re swamped. I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, except for Angela and I. Do not worry though, I have taken down their names, and I have docked them a personal day.\"\nMichael: \"Who cares? I’m not there, Jim’s not there, why should they have to be there?\"\nDwight: \"So… what else is up? [Michael hangs up] Mich-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you! [Pam hands him blank paper] What, what is this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"A piece of paper.\"\nMichael: \"This isn’t Dunder Mifflin paper. Some sort of Pendleton crap.\"\nPam: \"Well I think they’ll get the spirit of it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam-Pam-Pam-Pam-PamPamPamPam! We’re dying here. I want you to go back to the office and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Well I think they’ll get the spirit of it.\"\nMichael: \"Pam-Pam-Pam-Pam-PamPamPamPam! We’re dying here. I want you to go back to the office and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.\"\nPam: \"Are you serious?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. And don’t call me Shirley."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Justin: \"You didn’t want me before. That’s what you said.\"\nMichael: \"No, I didn’t. You misconstrued me.\"\nJustin: \"You were kind of a jerk to me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I, uh, hmm."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Justin: \"You were kind of a jerk to me.\"\nMichael: \"I, uh, hmm.\"\nJustin: \"And I’m, I’m gonna go now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t… hey."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brad: \"Sales, uh, sales would be cool.\"\nMichael: \"Sales is and could be very, very cool.  If you like paper, and you love to laugh, this is the place for you.\"\nBrad: \"Well, that’s great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right here.  We have a lot of fun."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brad: \"Are you sure?\"\nMichael: \"Mmm, yeah.\"\nBrad: \"Sweet. [camera zooms in on Pam]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t fold it, though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brad: \"Well, it was nice meeting you, I’m, I’m gonna take off.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, you know what?  Coincidence – I am going to go for a little stroll myself.  Are you psyched about the summer?\"\nBrad: \"Oh, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, me, too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brad: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, me, too.\"\nBrad: \"Okay, well, I’m gonna go to the bathroom.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, be my guest."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brad: \"Whoa, come on!\"\nMichael: \"So, I forgot to mention that my old temp is now my boss, so, gives you an idea of how quickly you can move up in this…\"\nBrad: \"Yeah, I get it, okay, I’m not interested.  Stop following me around; you’re really starting to creep me out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: One other thing I wanted to…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Brad: \"Yeah, I get it, okay, I’m not interested.  Stop following me around; you’re really starting to creep me out.\"\nMichael: \"One other thing I wanted to…\"\nBrad: \"Nnn, look.  I was just being polite.  I don’t want to waste my life selling paper for your stupid company, okay? [walks away]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs]  Ohh…Nah."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So what do we know about her?\"\nMichael: \"Well, we know that Toby thinks she’ll be great. So, strike one, I hate her already.\"\nDwight: \"I hate her too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why do you hate her?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I hate her too.\"\nMichael: \"Why do you hate her?\"\nDwight: \"Because she… stinks… with her… ways… and her… head.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, Dwight, sometimes… I don’t know, I think you say things just to agree with me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Because she… stinks… with her… ways… and her… head.\"\nMichael: \"You know, Dwight, sometimes… I don’t know, I think you say things just to agree with me.\"\nDwight: \"Would that be such a bad thing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah! It would! Just have a thought. Have an original thought. Although, I will agree that her head is weird. You know what we need to do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh… [laughs along] Nice, I’ve never heard that one before actually.\"\nMichael: \"I bet.\"\nHolly: \"That’s good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I bet. Are these guys boring your ears off?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"That’s good.\"\nMichael: \"I bet. Are these guys boring your ears off?\"\nHolly: \"No, no, I…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh… What, um, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, no, I…\"\nMichael: \"Oh… What, um, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in?\"\nHolly: \"Ooh, uh…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, a CD player?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay. Let’s start with the “I love you” level.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, what’s the group that was from Scranton that made it big? Was that U2?\"\nJim: \"Yes. You don’t love Holly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yes. You don’t love Holly.\"\nMichael: \"I think I do.\"\nJim: \"But you just met her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was-no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"But you just met her.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was-no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.\"\nJim: \"Oh, okay, it doesn’t work like that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you’re not a romantic."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yes, we are still dating. And guess what? I took it slow.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, you took it too slow.\"\nJim: \"Well, we’re really happy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, we’re really happy.\"\nMichael: \"This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me.\"\nJim: \"And that’s really sweet. And you can think that. But you don’t say that out loud, and you definitely don’t say it to her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t want her to get away."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[tool clicking] Damn it!\"\nMichael: \"Hello, Holly. [Holly is on the floor with her desk chair in pieces] Woah, what are you doing? You don’t, uh, you don’t have to do that. I mean, we have already put-together chairs. That’s how we buy them actually.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, I’m trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby’s chair and… that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that… is the story of me on the floor. It’s pretty good, right? You know, I’m gonna sell the movie rights.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And the sequel, “Woman Stands at Desk and Works.” So, I have no idea how you, [he sits on the floor] how you sit like that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece, you will.\"\nMichael: \"So are you in down this weekend? Cause, I’m not-I’m not… I’m not gonna be in town. I’m going out of town.\"\nHolly: \"Ohh, so you can’t make my orgy? Kidding!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Kidding. [overdramatically] Acting!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What’d you do?\"\nMichael: \"I talked to her-Holly. Just pleasantries, nothing, you know… not like, do you want kids or, religion, or what side of the bed do you want. Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point.\"\nJim: \"Wow. Okay, so how’d that feel?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It was hard. I wanted to kiss her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Wow. Okay, so how’d that feel?\"\nMichael: \"It was hard. I wanted to kiss her.\"\nJim: \"Oh, I’m so glad you didn’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whew, oh God. [inhales] Laying a base. Laying a base…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"[Michael and Holly are still working on the chair] What’d you guys do?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, there he is. Thought you had gone home already. Why don’t you go home, and come back for the party?\"\nToby: \"Well, we still have to do the exit interview.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes we do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[enters conference room] Hello.\"\nMichael: \"Hey! Hi, good to see you.\"\nHolly: \"You too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m just having a little exit interview."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"You too.\"\nMichael: \"I’m just having a little exit interview.\"\nHolly: \"Yeah, I know, that’s why I’m here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, no, no, no. This is very boring stuff. Why don’t you take a tour? Have you seen the baler?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Um, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?\"\nMichael: \"Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I’ll take a little look-see.\"\nHolly: \"Here you go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you. [reads] What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"This place, um…\"\nMichael: \"Well, no no no no no…\"\nToby: \"I’ve got some ideas, I guess…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No no no no no. I’m not asking it. I’m just reading it out loud."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"So what is your gift?\"\nMichael: \"My gift is forthcoming, Pam.\"\nPam: \"What is it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am going to give Toby…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What is it?\"\nMichael: \"I am going to give Toby…\"\nPam: \"Your watch?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …Yes, I am. That was it. How did you know that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Your watch?\"\nMichael: \"…Yes, I am. That was it. How did you know that?\"\nPam: \"I just knew.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How did you know?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Michael, are you okay?\"\nMichael: \"[voice straining] I’m just worried about my friend.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, of course you are.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just, I’m fine. I’m holding it together. I-I have a business to run."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh, of course you are.\"\nMichael: \"Just, I’m fine. I’m holding it together. I-I have a business to run.\"\nHolly: \"No, hey.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m cool."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, hey.\"\nMichael: \"I’m cool.\"\nHolly: \"Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He’s your friend. You know what I usually find?…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I’m pretty sure she’s baked on a professional level."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Kevin, take your shoes off first!\"\nMichael: \"No antigravity machine, huh?\"\nPhyllis: \"Sorry, Michael, I don’t think they’re real.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ferris wheel’s pretty cool though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[Mose drops cage and runs] Mose!\"\nMichael: \"What the hell is going on here?!\"\nDwight: \"N-nothing you need to know the details of.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"N-nothing you need to know the details of.\"\nMichael: \"There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!\"\nDwight: \"N-no there’s not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why did you do that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"N-no there’s not.\"\nMichael: \"Why did you do that?\"\nDwight: \"It was playful hazing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. There is no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years, she is the best. [to Dwight] Take care of that, all right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[everyone applauds] Yay, Phyllis!\"\nMichael: \"Probably the best one that we have ever had, right? [cheers and applause] But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.\"\nPam: \"Song parody writer.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have done things like um, “Beers in Heaven.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m gonna to miss Toby. He has a nice, calming presence in the office.\"\nMichael: \"[singing] Goodbye Toby, it’s been nice. Hope you find your paradise…\"\nPam: \"Don’t tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [singing, screaming into the mic] Come tomorrow, feel no pain! Feel no pain! Toby! Toby! Tobee-yy! Toby’s goin’ away! See ya! He’s outta here! See ya! He’s outta here! Ohh! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Toby! Goodbye Tooo-by!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Not bad.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, hey. Thanks.\"\nHolly: \"Someday I would love to hear “Beers in Heaven.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, actu-too soon. It’s uh, it’s uh, very sexual. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Kevin. [answers] Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Yeah, Michael, I’m at Gerrity’s. You have to come down here.\"\nMichael: \"Just pay for it and we’ll reimburse you when you get back.\"\nKevin: \"No, I-I brought my money. Michael, there’s something that you need to see.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Is he okay?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. He’s at the supermarket and he needs me.\"\nHolly: \"Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket… it’s a big day for him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, that’s true. Don’t move a muscle. I will be back momentarily, all right? [Holly freezes; Michael laughs] No, you can drink-you can finish your drink and then I’ll-okay, I’ll be back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yeah, so…\"\nMichael: \"O-kay. Hello Jan.\"\nJan: \"Hello… Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow, Kevin, really? We’re- [to Jan] Sorry. We’re in the middle of a party. [to Kevin] Is this why you called me down here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Uh, no.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Good. Thank God.\"\nJan: \"I didn’t…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Cause that’s…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I didn’t…\"\nMichael: \"Cause that’s…\"\nJan: \"… touch that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow, I am so happy. I am so deliriously happy…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I went to a sperm bank.\"\nMichael: \"You did?\"\nJan: \"Yuh-huh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: When we were going out?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Yuh-huh.\"\nMichael: \"When we were going out?\"\nJan: \"Uh, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: W-I don’t understand. You always used to be very cautious… I’d wear two condoms."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Uh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"W-I don’t understand. You always used to be very cautious… I’d wear two condoms.\"\nJan: \"I know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’d rather have somebody else’s sperm than my sperm?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Oh, that’s really good. I feel so much better. I just needed to get all that out onto the table.\"\nMichael: \"I’m glad you told me.\"\nJan: \"Look, I don’t know what you’re gonna be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class in Allentown, and um… you could come. I usually, you know, use a foam noodle instead of a partner…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, I’ll… I have to think about it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Thanks… [Hank is standing next to Michael] Really, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"Sorry. Corporate policy.\"\nToby: \"It’s not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You might take something."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Okay, okay, I’m going.\"\nMichael: \"Toby has written a fantastic speech for you, he spent a year on it.  It’s very funny and charming and heartwarming.  And it rhymes, and if it’s not any good, he has instructed us all to storm the stage and beat him to a bloody pulp.  [laughs] No!  So, take it away, Toby!  Whoo!\"\nToby: \"Well, uh, okay. Um.  It’s really great to be here tonight, with the Ferris wheel, the band, and the low sunlight.  I’m gonna miss you all when I go to Costa Rica, and if I keep drinking beer like this, I’m gonna have to take a leak-a. [laughter from audience, Michael looks at camera unhappily]  Look, on a more personal note, I just want to say thanks, you know, no matter what was going on in my life, you know, my divorce, or the custody battle, or that thing with my sister, it was just nice knowing I had a, a supportive place to come to where…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ach, [to Darryl quietly] okay, okay, play the cutoff music."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I’m gonna really miss going to beers with you guys every Tuesday night [Pam holds up soda in salute, Meredith yells ‘yeah!’, Michael looks at camera] and lastly, I’d love to urge you to keep up with my fight to have the building checked for radon gas.  You know, it’s a, it’s a real serious matter, and every time I try to have the, uh…\"\nMichael: \"Blah, blah, blah, blah…\"\nToby: \"…building looked into…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …blah, blah, overstaying your welcome!  Let’s keep it moving!  Let’s keep it moving!  Toby, everybody!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Because most of the time, friends don’t talk about other friends’ butts.\"\nMichael: \"I know.\"\nJim: \"But what have you learned about her?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she’s allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read “Lonesome Dove” three times."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, I tried. [Michael laughs]\"\nMichael: \"[follows Jim into bathroom] You have to agree with me. [follows Jim back out] That’s insane.\"\nJim: \"I’ll just go later.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I thought you had to pee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I should really get going.\"\nMichael: \"No. OK. Um, the last word is “seagulls.”\"\nPam: \"I’m sure it was really lovely.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I took a lot from other poems."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Can you put me down I’m getting a little nauseous?\"\nMichael: \"Pam, I’d like you to meet Ronnie. We call her Rice-a-Ronnie. She is hilarious. She is wonderful, a beam of light in this dark, dark office. Not really so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day.\"\nPam: \"The nerve.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, calm down, weirdo. It’s just a joke. She’s such a weirdo! You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam? She can’t find those little colored paper clips that I like so much. Will you help her find them, please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"The nerve.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, calm down, weirdo. It’s just a joke. She’s such a weirdo! You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam? She can’t find those little colored paper clips that I like so much. Will you help her find them, please?\"\nPam: \"They’re on the supply shelf.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s go. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. Let us go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"They’re on the supply shelf.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s go. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. Let us go.\"\nPam: \"New York is so exciting. I love my classes. The city’s awesome. Um, can you give me back to Jim now, please?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, everybody, let’s suck in our guts."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Maybe put up some shelves.\"\nMichael: \"Wait a second. [removes condom from wallet, throws it to Jim] I don’t want you to end up with a surprise pregnancy like me.\"\nJim: \"OK, thank you for … this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You want more?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"And you got a goatee!\"\nMichael: \"I did!\"\nRyan: \"Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes.  Gooooo-tee!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Eight point five.  I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt.  But he’s cute, right?\"\nMichael: \"[groans painfully]\"\nHolly: \"What’s wrong?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [struggling to speak] Mmm— mmm…  Um…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Dieting’s only half of it.\"\nMichael: \"Mmm-hmm.  Saunas.\"\nHolly: \"And exercise. Although I know everybody loves going to the gym.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Gah, the dreadmill. [both laugh]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"It’s like nothing’s happening.\"\nMichael: \"You’re…you know what?  I read in one of those books that you’re not even supposed to give foot massages because it can induce labor.\"\nJan: \"Oh, just stop making excuses and just dig in there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m digging."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Uh, new wicks from Craft Corner, uh, this dress [hands Michael bag] returned to Suburban Casuals, and uh, panty liners.\"\nMichael: \"I really, I don’t want to get panty liners, please…\"\nJan: \"Well, I, you said you wanted to help, so I…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, it’s…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What was the dilemma?\"\nMichael: \"To tell you or not.  And I’m glad I did.  I feel very very good.  Cathartic.  I promise you that you are not going to get into trouble.  You can say anything you want with total and complete immunity.\"\nHolly: \"Oh— no no no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, [interrupting gibberish].  Come on, anybody.  Let it fly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Liaisons, you mean meet-ups?  I don’t know, once a month for six years.  Something like that.\"\nMichael: \"Meredith, why don’t you tell Holly… it’s not what she thinks.  Nothing unethical happened… and that you just like to sleep around.\"\nMeredith: \"Am I in trouble here or something?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No… no, this is just a stupid formality."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"It’s Mike-raculous.\"\nMichael: \"Hoo-ooh!  Reaching!  You’ll get there.  Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there’s no reason that two attractive, good looking, intelligent, funny, attractive people can’t, you know, just… sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out.\"\nHolly: \"Sounds good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good.  Would you care to bang it out over lunch?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Sounds good.\"\nMichael: \"Good.  Would you care to bang it out over lunch?\"\nHolly: \"Oh I already bought this…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh no, no, no.  Your food is no good here, my lady.  [sweeps her food into the trash can, misses]  Sorry!  You know what?  Let’s go out!  Dunder Mifflin’s treat.  Um, actually you’re not a client… so… we’ll just split it?  Ethical."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh I already bought this…\"\nMichael: \"Oh no, no, no.  Your food is no good here, my lady.  [sweeps her food into the trash can, misses]  Sorry!  You know what?  Let’s go out!  Dunder Mifflin’s treat.  Um, actually you’re not a client… so… we’ll just split it?  Ethical.\"\nHolly: \"So, I’ve gone over corporate policy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do you think?  What do you think of this place?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"So, I’ve gone over corporate policy.\"\nMichael: \"What do you think?  What do you think of this place?\"\nHolly: \"Oh, it’s very nice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Istn’t it?  Yeah, it’s kind of… business/romantic.  So you’re from Des Moines?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"In Summer.\"\nMichael: \"Here too.  You know what my favorite season is?\"\nHolly: \"Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, get the boring stuff out of the way.  Autumn was what I was going to say.  When the leaves change.  It’s just, I… I think it is the most contemplative of seasons."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Maybe we should talk about Meredith first.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, get the boring stuff out of the way.  Autumn was what I was going to say.  When the leaves change.  It’s just, I… I think it is the most contemplative of seasons.\"\nHolly: \"Ok, so I have gone over this and I have thought about it and I just don’t think there is any way I can write a report that doesn’t end with her being terminated.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow, terminator, terminator."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Well, that’s very sweet but we have to follow the protocol.  Those are the rules.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, new idea.  We don’t report it at all.  We just punish her.\"\nHolly: \"We punish her?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmhmm, tell her she can’t have sex for six months."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"We punish her?\"\nMichael: \"Mmhmm, tell her she can’t have sex for six months.\"\nHolly: \"I don’t think we could enforce that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know.  I saw this thing, like a belt with a key."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I don’t think we could enforce that.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know.  I saw this thing, like a belt with a key.\"\nHolly: \"A chastity belt.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s more of a underwear garment that has little spikes like made of, sometimes they are made of metal.  You know what I am talking about.  You unlock a little door that… down… where you, where you put, where you put the…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What am I saying?\"\nMichael: \"Well… bleh busted.  I don’t…\"\nHolly: \"I’m saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky and I don’t think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you have to tolerate a lot when you are part of a family."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I’m saying that her behavior is unethical and a little icky and I don’t think I want to work in an environment where that sort of conduct is tolerated.\"\nMichael: \"Well, you have to tolerate a lot when you are part of a family.\"\nHolly: \"It’s not a family.  It’s a workplace.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will be honest with you.  That car ride did not go well and that was not my fault.  The only reason I am standing out here right now is because I don’t want to take the elevator with her.  And I am holding on to her leftovers. [throws Holly’s leftovers in the trash]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Kendall from corporate HR is on line one and Holly is on her way in too.\"\nMichael: \"What’s the only thing worse than one HR rep?\"\nRyan: \"Two HR reps.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You get me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Hey, how did it go?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, cr…, oh, God.  Meredith, you know what?  I just need a minute, okay?\"\nMeredith: \"Okay. [remains sitting]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do you need?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Okay. [remains sitting]\"\nMichael: \"What do you need?\"\nMeredith: \"I’m getting fired, aren’t I?  I can’t get fired.  I got nothing else.  Nothing.  No skill set.  Can’t type, bad on the phone, not great with people.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… really want to keep you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael! My water’s breaking!\"\nMichael: \"Oh, OK! OK!\"\nDwight: \"Aaaaaaaa! What do you do? What do you do?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I get a call from Jan and I meet her at the hospital."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Aaaaaaaa! What do you do? What do you do?\"\nMichael: \"I get a call from Jan and I meet her at the hospital.\"\nDwight: \"Right. Highways or surface roads?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I take Quincy Ave to Gibson."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Right. Highways or surface roads?\"\nMichael: \"I take Quincy Ave to Gibson.\"\nDwight: \"No, Gibson is covered in potholes.  Your car breaks down. Adapt!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I checked the route – there are no potholes.  Come on, get in here and have the baby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, Gibson is covered in potholes.  Your car breaks down. Adapt!\"\nMichael: \"I checked the route – there are no potholes.  Come on, get in here and have the baby.\"\nDwight: \"It’s about adapting to the circumstances.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [annoyed] Andy, would you like to have my baby?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No. OK, no.  I’m crowning!  I’m crowning!  Aaaaaaaa! [runs into Michael’s office]\"\nMichael: \"All right, OK. [to Andy] Sorry.  Sorry.  Here we go.  Here we go!\"\nDwight: \"The pressure!  The pressure!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do it! Do it!  Scream!  Scream it out, scream it out, scream it out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise.  Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.\"\nMichael: \"Just keep pushing…\"\nDwight: \"[lying on Michael’s desk] Hold me!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m right here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[lying on Michael’s desk] Hold me!\"\nMichael: \"I’m right here.\"\nDwight: \"Cradle my head!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m right here, I’m right here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Cradle my head!\"\nMichael: \"I’m right here, I’m right here.\"\nDwight: \"I’m screaming, I’m screaming, I’m screaming! Aaaaaaaa!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [annoyed] All right.  Dwight.  Just push and breathe."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m screaming, I’m screaming, I’m screaming! Aaaaaaaa!\"\nMichael: \"[annoyed] All right.  Dwight.  Just push and breathe.\"\nDwight: \"Numb me up. I want anesthesia!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Shhh. No, you can’t have it.  It’s too late."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Numb me up. I want anesthesia!\"\nMichael: \"Shhh. No, you can’t have it.  It’s too late.\"\nDwight: \"No! I don’t want natural!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No.  You have to just push it out!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do you have the Sharpie?!\"\nMichael: \"Keep simulating.\"\nDwight: \"Do you have the Sharpie?!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I do!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well, um, you know, labor just kind of started very suddenly and-\"\nMichael: \"I could have helped.\"\nJan: \"And the birth instructor thought it wasn’t a good idea for you to be there, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, man. Him? That guy? He had no sense of humor and I proved him wrong in so many ways."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"And the birth instructor thought it wasn’t a good idea for you to be there, so…\"\nMichael: \"Oh, man. Him? That guy? He had no sense of humor and I proved him wrong in so many ways.\"\nJan: \"OK, you don’t have any idea what I’ve been through, so, let’s…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I don’t!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"OK, you don’t have any idea what I’ve been through, so, let’s…\"\nMichael: \"No, I don’t!\"\nJan: \"I’m sorry, I thought today at the baby shower would be a good time for the two of you to meet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Can I hold her?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"I’m sorry, I thought today at the baby shower would be a good time for the two of you to meet.\"\nMichael: \"Can I hold her?\"\nJan: \"Yes, yes you can. You know, I think, just leave her in the car seat. Yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [cradling the car seat awkwardly] All right, OK."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Michael, the baby’s already been born.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, duh.\"\nKevin: \"So we had games planned but the baby ruins all of them.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, the baby doesn’t ruin anything, Kevin, OK?  The baby multiplies the fun.  Let’s just do what you were going to do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"So we had games planned but the baby ruins all of them.\"\nMichael: \"No, the baby doesn’t ruin anything, Kevin, OK?  The baby multiplies the fun.  Let’s just do what you were going to do.\"\nKevin: \"OK…  Who wants to guess when the baby will be born?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, how about some presents?  I want to see some presents. [holding a memo pad] I got this so I can write down for thank-you notes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"You’re sad about this.  I know that, and I wish that I…  but…  would it help if you held Astrid for just a, a little bit?\"\nMichael: \"[smiling] Uh, yeah.\"\nJan: \"All right.  Um, I’m just going to lie down for a couple of minutes.  I’m exhausted, so um.  Remind me to talk to you about Astrid’s 529.  Wake me in twenty.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [voiceover] I usually love babies, but when I held Astrid I just felt… shortchanged."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"What’s up, Mike?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I need some advice from one baby daddy to another.\"\nDarryl: \"You a baby daddy?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I a baby daddy.  Um, when you first became a baby daddy, did you have an immediate connection with that baby?  Like, the first time that you held it, did you find that with your baby baby?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You a baby daddy?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I a baby daddy.  Um, when you first became a baby daddy, did you have an immediate connection with that baby?  Like, the first time that you held it, did you find that with your baby baby?\"\nDarryl: \"Hell yeah.  You know why?  Because that was my baby.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just saw this baby daddy-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Hell yeah.  You know why?  Because that was my baby.\"\nMichael: \"I just saw this baby daddy-\"\nDarryl: \"You should stop calling yourself “baby daddy.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why, Darryl, because I’m quote white quote unquote?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You feel connected to his baby over there?\"\nMichael: \"It’s- that’s different.\"\nDarryl: \"You feel connected to this? [hold up his back brace]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s not a baby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You feel connected to this? [hold up his back brace]\"\nMichael: \"That’s not a baby.\"\nDarryl: \"You want to hold me, to see how you feel?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Could I?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"OK, you know what, I don’t think I need to do this one, because I only gained twelve pounds and I’m just going to get rid of all of that, so…\"\nMichael: \"Seventeen.  I say seventeen squares.\"\nJan: \"OK, give me the roll.  I’ll do it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do the boobs!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"It would help.\"\nMichael: \"I, uh… [to camera] I let her win.\"\nHolly: \"[to camera] No, he didn’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, when, um, can I see you again?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[gasps] Oh, I just remembered, I can’t tonight.\"\nMichael: \"[concerned] Why?\"\nHolly: \"I’m going out with you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow… Oh, wait a second, I can’t tonight…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I’m going out with you.\"\nMichael: \"Wow… Oh, wait a second, I can’t tonight…\"\nHolly: \"[shakes head] No more.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tonight’s so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[shakes head] No more.\"\nMichael: \"Tonight’s so…\"\nHolly: \"No more.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Too many times. It’s all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No more.\"\nMichael: \"Too many times. It’s all good, um, alright, so, good, so, have a nice day.\"\nHolly: \"Thank you, you too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re welcome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"We could go to the food court and get different foods. You could get Chicken Teriyaki. I could get a hot dog.\"\nMichael: \"Some of what we order depends on whether we’re having sex after. [laughs] Oh, my. Wow, elephant in the room. Are we, do you think? Do you think we’re going to have sex tonight?\"\nHolly: \"…Hell yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, so, we do the restaurant thing and then… then… then we can do… We’ll just do the restaurant thing first."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"…Hell yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, so, we do the restaurant thing and then… then… then we can do… We’ll just do the restaurant thing first.\"\nHolly: \"Yeah, that’s good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Probably get soup or something light."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Yeah, lets go grab them.\"\nMichael: \"All right.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, after vous. [walking into the girls bathroom]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank vous. [chuckling] What? Oh! [kissing]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh, after vous. [walking into the girls bathroom]\"\nMichael: \"Thank vous. [chuckling] What? Oh! [kissing]\"\nHolly: \"I didn’t forget my keys, I just didn’t want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not if we turn these dials [getting louder] all the way down. [whispering] Now they can’t hear us at all."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I didn’t forget my keys, I just didn’t want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?\"\nMichael: \"Not if we turn these dials [getting louder] all the way down. [whispering] Now they can’t hear us at all.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We’re totally alone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Can I talk to you for a second?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Oh… oh!\"\nHolly: \"That wasn’t us, right? I mean… you remembered to lock the doors?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, did you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"That wasn’t us, right? I mean… you remembered to lock the doors?\"\nMichael: \"No, did you?\"\nHolly: \"Michael I think this is our fault.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, no, my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I think it’s a fun idea.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nPhyllis: \"We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. Was this a sorority that you didn’t get into a real sorority so you had to kind of form your own?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. Was this a sorority that you didn’t get into a real sorority so you had to kind of form your own?\"\nPhyllis: \"Move on, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Okay! Well, come on, let’s have an auction. Let’s do this. We’ll auction off people like in the olden days."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Hi, I’m Kevin. And I’ll do your taxes.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s hear an opening bid, everybody. Who’s first? Kevin do your taxes. He’s the tax man. Kevin the tax man.\"\nKevin: \"Federal and State.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Federal and State. [no one bids]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Federal and State.\"\nMichael: \"Federal and State. [no one bids]\"\nKevin: \"Fine. [throws down microphone, knocks down microphone stand]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, alright. Hey, you know what? I would appreciate it if people would stop storming off the stage."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh, look at all this stuff! It’s only seven hours.\"\nMichael: \"When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire.\"\nHolly: \"Michael is taking a personal day to move me up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Road trip!  Right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Michael is taking a personal day to move me up.\"\nMichael: \"Road trip!  Right?\"\nHolly: \"Breaker one-nine, copy?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Yeah it did look shorter on the map-\"\nMichael: \"Ah! Ah! Ahhhh!  [waking up] Hey. Whew. Ow. I was having a nightmare.\"\nHolly: \"You were sleeping?  You were talking before.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Was I?  Really? Was I saying anything interesting?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please? [crying]\"\nMichael: \"What’s the matter?\"\nHolly: \"It’s not gonna work.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sure it is."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"It’s not gonna work.\"\nMichael: \"Sure it is.\"\nHolly: \"There’s too much distance.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh no no no.. It’s gonna work, it’ll be fine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"There’s too much distance.\"\nMichael: \"Oh no no no.. It’s gonna work, it’ll be fine.\"\nHolly: \"Michael we’ve only been dating each other for a few weeks\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Listen to me. I like you so much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Michael we’ve only been dating each other for a few weeks\"\nMichael: \"Listen to me. I like you so much.\"\nHolly: \"And I like you too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And I’ve dated four women in the last–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"And I like you too.\"\nMichael: \"And I’ve dated four women in the last–\"\nHolly: \"I’ve dated four guys last year too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not last – no. In like the last ten years."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Years?  Of just a few hours every weekend?\"\nMichael: \"Here’s my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.\"\nHolly: \"[kisses his temple] Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you’ve met me, and you are happy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"This is the last of it.\"\nMichael: \"Oh that’s mine actually. Um, maybe put it back in the truck.\"\nDarryl: \"You’re not staying?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I’ll just ride back with you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You’re not staying?\"\nMichael: \"You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I’ll just ride back with you.\"\nDarryl: \"But you want me to put it back in the truck.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll be down in just a second. [into house] Holly?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nMichael: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nDarryl: \"Da  na na na na.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Da  na na na na."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nMichael: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nDarryl: \"No, wait. You’re, you’re supposed to… Never mind. Da  na na na na.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Da  na na na na."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"No, wait. You’re, you’re supposed to… Never mind. Da  na na na na.\"\nMichael: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nDarryl: \"Da  na na na na.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Da  na na na na."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nMichael: \"Da  na na na na.\"\nDarryl: \"Da  na na na na!!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Da  na na na na!!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Da  na na na na!!\"\nMichael: \"Da  na na na na!!\"\nDarryl: \"Da  na na na na .\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [deeper] Da  na na na na."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Da  na na na na .\"\nMichael: \"[deeper] Da  na na na na.\"\nDarryl: \"Yeah!  Da  na na na na.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [deeper] Da  na na na na."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah!  Da  na na na na.\"\nMichael: \"[deeper] Da  na na na na.\"\nDarryl: \"YEAH! Da  na na na na.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [blues singer] Da  na na na na…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You gotta include me in the conversation.\"\nMichael: \"Fair enough.\"\nDarryl: \"If you don’t mind.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, okay. What kind of car games did you play in the ‘hood?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"All right, I made it up.\"\nMichael: \"[visibly shocked] What? Why?\"\nDarryl: \"Because I wanted you to like me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [gasps] I do! Hey, come on!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"[trying not to laugh] Okay.\"\nMichael: \"Jackson Five.\"\nDarryl: \"[makes sudden sharp turn to the left, causing DVD player to fall out open window, then grins to camera]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [rubbing noses with Holly] You’re the one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, you.\"\nMichael: \"You are.\"\nHolly: \"You are.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you are."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Oh, thanks. Thanks. No.\"\nMichael: \"Come on, it’ll be fun.\"\nDarryl: \"Thank you. Thank you. No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [emerging from convenience store with two ice cream sundaes] Hey, look at that. Fun, right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, Michael. I don’t….[mimicking Scooby-Doo] I’m gonna puke!\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] I’ll save you! I’m Superman! Scooperman!\"\nHolly: \"Darryl didn’t want any?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I didn’t ask."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mother: \"[on speakerphone] Hello?\"\nMichael: \"Mom, I’m getting married.\"\nMother: \"No, you’re not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why do you always do that? Whenever I’m getting married, you don’t believe me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mother: \"Well, are you getting married?\"\nMichael: \"No. [laughs]\"\nMother: \"Are you– [Michael ends call]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not, I’m not getting married. So… [laughs] Psych."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"So I returned my bridesmaid dress, and it was on sale, so I’m out $100.\"\nMichael: \"And I’m out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, uh, this is all of them: Jim, Dwight, Phyllis, Stanley, Andy and — oh. Oh, it’s the receipt to my bridesmaid dress. What’s that doing there? [hands stack of papers to Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll take care of that for you. [crumples receipt and throws it in trash] Thanks."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What does it say?\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, your feedback is horrible.\"\nDwight: \"That’s impossible.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That’s impossible.\"\nMichael: \"A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.\"\nDwight: \"I sell more paper than anyone. [stands and reaches for the file]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I sell more paper than anyone. [stands and reaches for the file]\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no, no.\"\nDwight: \"Wait, is this a joke? I’m getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do I look like I am joking?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait, is this a joke? I’m getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.\"\nMichael: \"Do I look like I am joking?\"\nDwight: \"No, but that’s sometimes part of it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, but that’s sometimes part of it.\"\nMichael: \"If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?\"\nDwight: \"Impossible to say. I can’t see myself.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think you mean smug\"\nMichael: \"[points at Jim] Arrogance.\"\nJim: \"Michael, I’m just trying to —\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And there’s our smudgeness."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Now, you listen to me, sir.\"\nMichael: \"Here we go.\"\nJim: \"The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give me the phone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, I should hope so. [Michael takes phone] Who is this?\"\nMichael: \"Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.\"\nJim: \"Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"I love your tie, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"[looks momentarily flattered, but thinks better of it] Kelly.\"\nKelly: \"I was raped.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You cannot say “I was raped” and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don’t keep doing that. I’ll give you one last chance to come clean. Just tell me what happened."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"See? I wasn’t lying.\"\nMichael: \"You were lying.\"\nKelly: \"I was lying.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. Jim, Dwight, please excuse us."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"[on speakerphone] Do you have your passport?\"\nMichael: \"I have my passport. [pats jacket pocket]\"\nDavid Wallace: \"Got your per diem?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have my per diem. [holds up money] I already know what I am going to spend this on.  I am going to buy a sweater."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"Got your per diem?\"\nMichael: \"I have my per diem. [holds up money] I already know what I am going to spend this on.  I am going to buy a sweater.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"Michael, the… that’s for your food.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I’ll just… I’ll use different money for that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"Michael, the… that’s for your food.\"\nMichael: \"Well I’ll just… I’ll use different money for that.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"I was happy to send Michael on this trip.  He’s been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire.  But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. [chuckling] And it’s pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And business class air, like a five-star hotel in the sky, nothing but the best.  Actually better than a five-star hotel ’cause you get a big, cushy seat and you sit in a row of people and to eat, whatever the mind can imagine.  I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"I was happy to send Michael on this trip.  He’s been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer Holly up to New Hampshire.  But this little perk really seemed to turn him around. [chuckling] And it’s pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to Winnipeg mid-November.\"\nMichael: \"And business class air, like a five-star hotel in the sky, nothing but the best.  Actually better than a five-star hotel ’cause you get a big, cushy seat and you sit in a row of people and to eat, whatever the mind can imagine.  I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"Well, I’m just glad to know you’re happy because you know I felt bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well that is all in the past."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"Well, I’m just glad to know you’re happy because you know I felt bad.\"\nMichael: \"Well that is all in the past.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"And in terms of nightlife, when you get there just ask the concierge.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They have one of those?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait, why do you need three suitcases?\"\nMichael: \"Two are for souvenirs.\"\nDwight: \"Do you have your money belt?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do. It’s right here. [indicates to waist]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do you have your money belt?\"\nMichael: \"I do. It’s right here. [indicates to waist]\"\nDwight: \"No, no, no, no, no.  You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra. [demonstrates]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I don’t want to wear a bra."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, no, no, no, no.  You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra. [demonstrates]\"\nMichael: \"No, I don’t want to wear a bra.\"\nDwight: \"Here, let me help you. [reaches for Michael’s money belt]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stop it! Stop it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Here, let me help you. [reaches for Michael’s money belt]\"\nMichael: \"Stop it! Stop it!\"\nDwight: \"Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country? I wash my hands of this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay.  Where is my translator?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"It’s just a van.\"\nMichael: \"Its not just a van.\"\nMeredith: \"Look, I know my way around a van.  That is just a van.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, can you get those please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Ah… sweet!\"\nMichael: \"Handed to me as I sat down.  This was my hot towel.  It is still wet.\"\nAndy: \"Michael Gary Scott rolling like a pimp!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Take a sip of that. [hands Andy his mimosa]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"For Madame et monsieur. [hands Michael and Marie a glass of wine]\"\nMichael: \"Oh, thank you.\"\nAndy: \"You’re welcome.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you, Andy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"[on phone] Hey! I just heard you guys made the sale.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, we locked him up for two years.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"Good, very good.  See, told you.  Sounds like somebody had a good trip.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Actually the trip sucked."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"Good, very good.  See, told you.  Sounds like somebody had a good trip.\"\nMichael: \"No. Actually the trip sucked.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"Excuse me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"Excuse me?\"\nMichael: \"The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks. It was terrible. It was a bad trip.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"What are you talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did not like the trip. Well, starting with her airport shuttle which was basically just a van."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"The hotel? What, M— okay.\"\nMichael: \"It was not, it sucked.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"I’m sorry to hear the hotel was bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh and thanks for the tip on the concerige.  That was great.  That was great.  That was— that was a—"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Yeah, um, but one of them is for Toby.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah why don’t you send that to him in Costa Rica?\"\nKelly: \"Um, I’m just gonna hand it to him right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Heh, okay, weirdo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Why is that, why is that weird?\"\nMichael: \"She said she was going to give it to him right now. [starts laughing]\"\nJim: \"[laughing] She’s probably going to, cause they sit next to each other.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, they used to."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[laughing] She’s probably going to, cause they sit next to each other.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, they used to.\"\nJim: \"Toby works here again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, can you imagine?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know.  What?\"\nJim: \"You should probably just meander back there; take a look.  See if he’s, see if he’s back.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hmmm, dare I? [laughs]  You know what? I’m going to, for old time’s sake.  [walks to the annex, standing in Toby’s cubicle] Great practical joke Jim, you got me to go to the annex. [turns around and sees Toby]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Michael, is everyone okay?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, well I’m afraid not.  Toby Flenderson, of H.R., has made a sudden reappearance.\"\nDavid: \"I don’t understand, is anyone hurt?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not on the surface, no, but I can tell people are disturbed, David."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"All in caps.  Do you know what 911 means?\"\nMichael: \"I learned a while back that if I don’t text 911 people will not return my calls.   Um, but now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.\"\nDavid: \"Now what I’m curious about is how you were able to go an entire a week without knowing a member of your staff was there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did not want to go back to the annex because that is where Holly worked whom I loved."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well thanks Michael.\"\nMichael: \"You’re welcome.  Missed you.  Missed you as part of our family.\"\nToby: \"Well that’s sweet, I missed you guys too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So Costa Rica that was – did you have fun?  That must have been fun."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well that’s sweet, I missed you guys too.\"\nMichael: \"So Costa Rica that was – did you have fun?  That must have been fun.\"\nToby: \"Well, um, it was amazing.  It really was, thanks for asking.  Um the beaches were pristine…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nice beaches, pristine beaches?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, um, it was amazing.  It really was, thanks for asking.  Um the beaches were pristine…\"\nMichael: \"Nice beaches, pristine beaches?\"\nToby: \"…and, yeah, the whole thing was incredibly cathartic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why’d you come back?  Why didn’t you stay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"…and, yeah, the whole thing was incredibly cathartic.\"\nMichael: \"Why’d you come back?  Why didn’t you stay?\"\nToby: \"It was actually kind of hard to meet people I found.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I bet, for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"It was actually kind of hard to meet people I found.\"\nMichael: \"I bet, for you.\"\nToby: \"And uh, yeah, plus it was hot.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [shifting uncomfortably and sweating] Shhh hot, why didn’t you get an air-condition— should have gotten an air-conditioner for yourself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"And uh, yeah, plus it was hot.\"\nMichael: \"[shifting uncomfortably and sweating] Shhh hot, why didn’t you get an air-condition— should have gotten an air-conditioner for yourself.\"\nToby: \"Are you all right, Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I am.  I am."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay, fireable offenses include:\"\nMichael: \"That’s it, that’s it, perfect.  We will get him to hit on somebody, and then we will catch him in the act.\"\nDwight: \"I love catching people in the act.  That’s why I always whip open doors.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mm.  Me too.  Okay, let’s get this started."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I love catching people in the act.  That’s why I always whip open doors.\"\nMichael: \"Mm.  Me too.  Okay, let’s get this started.\"\nDwight: \"Okay [stands up removes jacket and starts loosening his tie]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[removes glasses] I am the bait.\"\nMichael: \"For what?\"\nDwight: \"Men find me desirable.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Men find me desirable.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, it’s a good day too. I’m wearing my mustard shirt.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re the bait for Toby?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[laughs and swings his arm out which doesn’t come close to touching the reception desk] I’m always this close.\"\nMichael: \"Pamtown lady sing this song, doo-dah doo-dah.  Hello, Pam.  Jim may I have a moment with Pam please.\"\nJim: \"Yes, I just have to take this call anyway so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, oooh his mistress.  No. I’m kidding.  No one would ever cheat on you; you are the complete package, Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[kisses for a little longer]  What’s up?\"\nMichael: \"Um, I got some photos from Costa Rica if you want to see them?\"\nRyan: \"Yeah, yeah I’ll see them.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Toby can I see those? Ooh. [takes photos and throws them on the floor] What’s the matter?  What’s the matter? You scared?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Those are fighting words.\"\nMichael: \"You mad? You mad at me?\"\nDwight: \"I hope he doesn’t haul off and just hit you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you want to do that?  You want to hit me, you want to punch me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ryan.  Come on, man?\"\nMichael: \"No do it, do it.  I dare you.\"\nDwight: \"Punch him as hard as you possibly can in the face.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not, not as hard as you can, just a good, solid punch.  Come on! Come oooon…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I thought you were going to parcel those out through the day\"\nMichael: \"[mouth full of brownie] Just stop it.  You haven’t done anything helpful all day.\"\nDwight: \"There’s still one thing we could do to get Toby fired.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What’s that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[goes over and closes office door] Frame him, for using drugs.\"\nMichael: \"Frame him?\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, it’s illegal, but… everything they do on The Shield is illegal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ve never framed a man before, have you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, it’s illegal, but… everything they do on The Shield is illegal.\"\nMichael: \"I’ve never framed a man before, have you?\"\nDwight: \"Oh I’ve framed animals before.  I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present.  And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just seems awfully mean.  But sometimes the ends justify the mean."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Oh my God!\"\nMichael: \"No, no no no… No, no.\"\nToby: \"That was… I went to Costa Rica for a few months.  What is going on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, that was… that was legitimate.  That was totally legitimate."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Did you?\"\nMichael: \"Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad… anywhere.\"\nToby: \"You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you kidding me?  Are you kidding me, that’s who you’re worried about?  You’re… you’re worried about the cop’s time?  You think I framed you, and you’re worried about the taxpayer?  Dah, God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I did leave.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, you did.  And then you came back, which makes you the biggest liar of… history.\"\nToby: \"Well, I don’t see it that way.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you want to hear a lie?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus of $4300.\"\nMichael: \"Mmhmm, okay.\"\nOscar: \"But we have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year’s budget.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…\"\nMichael: \"I’ll be six.\"\nOscar: \"And you ask them for money, they’re gonna give you nine dollars. ‘Cause that’s what they think it costs to run the stand. So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now, so that your parents think it costs ten dollars to run the lemonade stand.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So the dollar’s a surplus. This is a surplus."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"And you ask them for money, they’re gonna give you nine dollars. ‘Cause that’s what they think it costs to run the stand. So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now, so that your parents think it costs ten dollars to run the lemonade stand.\"\nMichael: \"So the dollar’s a surplus. This is a surplus.\"\nOscar: \"We have to spend that $4300 by the end of the day or it’ll be deducted from next year’s budget.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [whistles poorly] Whoo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"We have to spend that $4300 by the end of the day or it’ll be deducted from next year’s budget.\"\nMichael: \"[whistles poorly] Whoo.\"\nOscar: \"We should spend this money on a new copier, which we desperately need.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, break it down in terms of, um… okay, I-I think I’m getting you…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Let’s go.\"\nMichael: \"Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!\"\nJim: \"Let’s do it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right! Cool!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Let’s do it.\"\nMichael: \"All right! Cool!\"\nJim: \"Where we going?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have no idea."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, that must’ve been so fun.\"\nMichael: \"it was fun. We had a good time.\"\nPam: \"Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, thank you.\"\nPam: \"Yeah, is that a new tie?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, no, not… no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, is that a new tie?\"\nMichael: \"Um, no, not… no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.\"\nPam: \"That is amazing!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You think that’s good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[applauding] No way!\"\nMichael: \"Look at that. [begins dancing] Unh. Unh-unh.\"\nPam: \"Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes they were."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"All right, see you later…\"\nMichael: \"See ya.\"\nPam: \"Hot tie guy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] Hahaha!… well…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"There’s that ass!\"\nMichael: \"Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!\"\nPam: \"Woo! Yeah. Aw, don’t take it away!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh… ah, I almost choked."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hank: \"So what are we talking about?\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand-\"\nHank: \"I know what a surplus is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, okay. Good. Good. Well, here’s the thing. Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier. Other people are complaining about the chairs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hank: \"I know what a surplus is.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, okay. Good. Good. Well, here’s the thing. Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier. Other people are complaining about the chairs.\"\nHank: \"Is that the copier?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is, yes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hank: \"Hmm, not much lumbar support.\"\nMichael: \"Now everyone, bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes. He is an impartial third party.\"\nHank: \"On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, the copier."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hank: \"On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do.\"\nMichael: \"So, the copier.\"\nHank: \"Well, let me finish.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, yes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hank: \"Well, let me finish.\"\nMichael: \"All right, yes.\"\nHank: \"Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak. Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, what should I do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hank: \"Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak. Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair.\"\nMichael: \"Well, what should I do?\"\nHank: \"…Let me see the copier again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, get out. Get out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"[on speakerphone] Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Hey David- [begins coughing violently] I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I’m stopping now.\"\nDavid: \"Is this why you’re calling me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, no. No. I’m calling- [coughs again] I’m sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I’m not the bad guy.\"\nDavid: \"Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The what now?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus.\"\nMichael: \"The what now?\"\nDavid: \"Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …Like a tip? [calculates amount] $645?!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[on the phone] We have that going out Tuesday… Okay? Sure, no, I can… I’ll double-check that for you.\"\nMichael: \"All right, attention everyone.\"\nJim: \"Let me call you right back. Okay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier… is… [puts paper on glass and makes a copy, then takes paper from glass] working perfectly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"That’s the original.\"\nMichael: \"Pam, would you stand up for a sec? [sits in Pam’s chair] Hmm. See how relaxed I am? I like this chair. [slowly sinking into the chair] Offers good support, it is urkelnomically correct… it’s a good chair. I think we’re spoiled because we don’t appreciate the things that we have. You think kids in Africa have chairs? No. They sit in big piles of garbage. You think they have copiers?  [the chair has slowly lowered itself almost to where Michael is not visible over the desk] They don’t have copiers. They don’t even- [struggles to get up from Pam’s chair] Gah! They don’t even have paper. And we are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good tiramisu because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point I this: I have seen the light in terms of what we need, and it is nothing.\"\nOscar: \"Do you know?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do I know what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Ah… would you want to do it on Groundhogs day?\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I celebrate privately.\"\nJim: \"That’s cool.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t we just do it now? We’ll do it quickly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"I am fine.\"\nMichael: \"Was John Belushi fine?  Was Bob Hope fine?  Hey– come here.  If anything ever happened to you, I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do.\"\nMeredith: \"I know I drink. I like to party\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want you to say I’m an alcoholic."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"I know I drink. I like to party\"\nMichael: \"I want you to say I’m an alcoholic.\"\nMeredith: \"I am not an alcoholic!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can say it as loudly as you want, but we’re not going to believe you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"We just missed Poor Richards.\"\nMichael: \"We did?\"\nMeredith: \"Yeah, I thought we were going out for a drink?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, shoot.  Oh well, we’ll have to go someplace else then I guess."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Yeah, I thought we were going out for a drink?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, shoot.  Oh well, we’ll have to go someplace else then I guess.\"\nMeredith: \"The Bog? Cooper’s, Kelly’s…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We could go there, sure."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"…Brixx’s, Carmen’s…\"\nMichael: \"Yes, yes.\"\nMeredith: \"…The Fort, Andy Gavin’s.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have a new place."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"…The Fort, Andy Gavin’s.\"\nMichael: \"I have a new place.\"\nMeredith: \"Well, it must have just opened up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It– yep, recently."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Yeah… all right.\"\nMichael: \"All right.\"\nMeredith: \"Enough of this Christmas crap.  Let’s get some party music. [changes radio station]  Yeah!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, oh there you go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Sunrise Rehab?  No! No! No!  I told you no! There is no way!\"\nMichael: \"It’s okay. It’s all right.\"\nMeredith: \"No way!  There is no way! No way!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Meredith, we are doing this for your own good.  Okay. Come on–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"No way!  There is no way! No way!\"\nMichael: \"Meredith, we are doing this for your own good.  Okay. Come on–\"\nMeredith: \"No way!  No way!  There is no way!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Here we go. This is gonna be good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"No way!  No way!  There is no way!\"\nMichael: \"Here we go. This is gonna be good.\"\nMeredith: \"No! No way! I told you. We talked about this.  There is absolutely no way.  No!  No! There is no way!  No! No! I am not going in there! I am not going in there!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes you are. [tries to pull Meredith from the car]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait! Just wait!\"\nMichael: \"Shhh… just calm down.\"\nMeredith: \"[runs away] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!  No! No!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [chasing Meredith] Come on. Shh…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"[runs away] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!  No! No!\"\nMichael: \"[chasing Meredith] Come on. Shh…\"\nMeredith: \"No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Here’s the door. Here’s the door."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!\"\nMichael: \"Here’s the door. Here’s the door.\"\nMeredith: \"There is no way!  There is no way! No! No!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [dragging Meredith on the floor into the rehab center] Let’s start meeting– Hello. How are you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Andy still doesn’t know that Angela’s having an affair with Dwight. And it’s been seventeen days. I mean, eventually he’ll figure it out, when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now it’s just… awkward.\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] How can he still not know?\"\nJim: \"We can’t figure that out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t take it anymore."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait, what?  You can’t take what?\"\nMichael: \"I am telling Andy.\"\nDwight: \"No. You can’t do that. It shouldn’t come from you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Who should it come from, then?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"When what? [clears throat] When what?\"\nMichael: \"You know this can’t go on.\"\nAndy: \"What can’t go on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We have to put an end to this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"What can’t go on?\"\nMichael: \"We have to put an end to this.\"\nAndy: \"Seems like…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on. [Dwight and Jim follow into Michael’s office]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Angela said she was going to tell him. She’s just not ready.\"\nMichael: \"When will she be ready?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is she crazy in bed?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"This shouldn’t be coming from his boss. And we should also consider the fact that that man has an anger issue.\"\nMichael: \"It’s too late.\"\nJim: \"Well it’s not too late, because you haven’t done anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am already walking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, once this gets out… I don’t know how it’s going to go down.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, what does that mean?\"\nDwight: \"Might get ugly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Jim, this has to get out, so we can all deal with it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Will do, boss-man.\"\nMichael: \"Ohh, I do not have much time… car’s all the way over there, to tell you what I have to tell you. And just bear in mind when I say… say these things, that… are bad things… that you hear… in your ears… this is something that I, if I were you, that I wouldn’t want to hear…\"\nAndy: \"You’re not making any sense.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well… no, I’m not. So I… I’m not very articulate today, so I’ll just leave it for another time. Another day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"You’re not making any sense.\"\nMichael: \"Well… no, I’m not. So I… I’m not very articulate today, so I’ll just leave it for another time. Another day.\"\nAndy: \"All righty.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Which will be fine. I am off!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"All righty.\"\nMichael: \"Which will be fine. I am off!\"\nAndy: \"Have a good meeting!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you! [gets into his car]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Have a good meeting!\"\nMichael: \"Thank you! [gets into his car]\"\nAndy: \"[through the car window] Kick Wallace’s ass!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [through the car window] Okay. I will… Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[through the car window] Kick Wallace’s ass!\"\nMichael: \"[through the car window] Okay. I will… Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so…\"\nAndy: \"I can’t hear you through the glass\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [rolls down car window] Dwight and Angela are having an affair. They’ve been sleeping together for some time. That was the news. I wanted to let you know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"So listen, Michael, your branch has been doing great lately, and your sales staff is reporting very strong numbers. Out-performing last year, in fact. Um, and I don’t know exactly how to put this, but… what are you doing right?\"\nMichael: \"Right what?\"\nDavid: \"Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling, but your branch is reporting strong numbers. [Michael smiles] Look, you’re not our most traditional guy, but clearly, something you are doing… is right. And I just, I need to get a sense of what that is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter… where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or… or where you’ve been… ever. For any reason, whatsoever."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Hi Michael how are you?\"\nMichael: \"Hi, I am well, how are you?\"\nDavid: \"So listen, as you know, we haven’t yet filled the regional supervisor job.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, have you not?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I’ll fax over some of the things we’re looking for.\"\nMichael: \"Fax, why don’t you just send it over on a dinosaur?\"\nDavid: \"Look, this is important, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, well, then, email it to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[riding in car with Michael] What if the owner of Prince Family Paper has a beautiful daughter and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets?\"\nMichael: \"I will seduce her.\"\nDwight: \"No, I wanna seduce her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I will seduce her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, I wanna seduce her.\"\nMichael: \"No, I will seduce her.\"\nDwight: \"Please Michael, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I got it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Please Michael, please.\"\nMichael: \"No, I got it.\"\nDwight: \"You’ll fall in love with her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’ll fall in love with her.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support.\"\nDwight: \"Okay, let’s go over the plan again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, I am a local business owner. [Dwight nods along] I need to buy paper.  I find out everything about their prices and policies"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Then we meet at the Denny’s…\"\nMichael: \"[interrupting] No.\"\nDwight: \"…and then we compare notes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, I never said Denny’s. IHOP."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You know how I feel about IHOP.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, don’t start,\"\nDwight: \"Are you socialist?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? I don’t want to get into this debate again. I enjoy IHOP."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Are you socialist?\"\nMichael: \"You know what? I don’t want to get into this debate again. I enjoy IHOP.\"\nDwight: \"I’ll have a cup of a coffee.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You will have pancakes and you’ll like it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Store only has three employees.\"\nMichael: \"So what?\"\nDwight: \"It means they are not expanding.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Maybe they are shrinking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[spying through binoculars] Its lunch time, and no sign of anyone coming in or out. Which means they are not taking new customers out to lunch.\"\nMichael: \"Mm hmm .\"\nDwight: \"Which Means they’re not acquiring new business. So once again no growth.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And there are clouds. There are clouds in the sky, which means gonna rain, bad for business."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Which Means they’re not acquiring new business. So once again no growth.\"\nMichael: \"And there are clouds. There are clouds in the sky, which means gonna rain, bad for business.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, it would if they were all cumulous and not cirrostratus.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Argh, why are you all…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Get your clouds right.\"\nMichael: \"Shut up.\"\nDwight: \"So you go in now, I am going to go in exactly ten minutes. We have never met each other. We are complete strangers. Also, we are going to need a signal to bolt out of there if there is danger. Lick ur lips, try it. [Michael licks lips] No, no like this. [Dwight starts and Michael follows passionately licking their lips] Good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ready to do this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Prince Grandfather: \"Oh, please come in\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nPrince Grandfather: \"What kind of business are you in.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We are a law firm."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Prince Grandfather: \"What kind of business are you in.\"\nMichael: \"We are a law firm.\"\nPrince Grandfather: \"I assume your primary paper needs are stationary, general office.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, I will be honest with you… about something. Where we used to live, our paper supplier had a lot of big clients and I just didn’t feel like a priority. So I guess my question [reaches for paper in his pocket with questions on it] for you would be [reading off sheet] how many clients do you have?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Prince Grandfather: \"I assume your primary paper needs are stationary, general office.\"\nMichael: \"You know, I will be honest with you… about something. Where we used to live, our paper supplier had a lot of big clients and I just didn’t feel like a priority. So I guess my question [reaches for paper in his pocket with questions on it] for you would be [reading off sheet] how many clients do you have?\"\nPrince Grandfather: \"About 80.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? That many? This doesn’t seem like a very big operation."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Prince Grandfather: \"About 80.\"\nMichael: \"Really? That many? This doesn’t seem like a very big operation.\"\nPrince Grandfather: \"It’s just me, my wife and my son.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah, so when did you set up shop?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Prince Grandfather: \"It’s just me, my wife and my son.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, so when did you set up shop?\"\nPrince Grandfather: \"I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh Vietnam, I hear it’s lovely ."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Prince Grandfather: \"You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.\"\nMichael: \"Well that is… because… I am a genius.\"\nPrince Grandfather: \"Oh really?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, well about some things, and other things I am very stupid. Like, watch this. Is this the cup? [picks up tape dispenser and makes drinking motion] Is this the cup? [picks up a stapler and makes drinking motion] Is this what I drink out of? [glug noise, both laugh] Laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"My boss, his insensitivity might border on cruel. This is a man who does not listen to the needs his underlings. [Michael takes offense and charges over]\"\nMichael: \"Hey, hey, how is your interview going?\"\nDwight: \"It’s going very well.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t blow it. Hey Linda, can I get a picture of you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[both making make out lips at each other] Excuse me sir, I took the bus here and was wondering if I could catch a ride home with you in your car.\"\nMichael: \"Of course. Thank you very much. Thanks for your time.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you very much.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I cannot wait to contact your clients."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Someone’s looking out the window. Go go, Peel out, go. [car hits front divider, screeching]\"\nMichael: \"Oh shoot.\"\nDwight: \"You drove over that. Go back [car hits divider, screeching]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh God, what was that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh my God.\"\nMichael: \"Aw, it’s alright.\"\nDwight: \"Oh man,\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Aw, my car."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Its simple, David would use that information to destroy them.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. You know, our sales are fine. We’re doing fine. They’re doing fine.\"\nDwight: \"They could do better.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t we just, live and let live?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m not familiar with that expression,\"\nMichael: \"It’s from James Bond.\"\nDwight: \"It doesn’t make sense, of course I’m alive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not going to make this call."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It doesn’t make sense, of course I’m alive.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not going to make this call.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour its cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate?  Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: My heart says…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour its cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate?  Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?\"\nMichael: \"My heart says…\"\nDwight: \"Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael. But it has made some terrible decisions.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is true."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Good, so, [Michael takes client list and heads out of office] where are you going?\"\nMichael: \"Just something I have to do first.\"\nDwight: \"Where are you taking the client list?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Somewhere safe, where it can’t hurt anyone [starts running, Dwight follows]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Where are you taking the client list?\"\nMichael: \"Somewhere safe, where it can’t hurt anyone [starts running, Dwight follows]\"\nDwight: \"Michael, Michael, no. Michael, give that. Michael, don’t do this. No. [chasing Michael out of the office into parking lot]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh shoot! [gets to his car turns around]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No no no, I can’t let you do this!\"\nMichael: \"Those people will be ruined. [runs out back door]\"\nDwight: \"Its business, not personal. [they run back outside, where Dwight gets paper from Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give it, give it. We can’t do this to those people."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Its business, not personal. [they run back outside, where Dwight gets paper from Michael]\"\nMichael: \"Give it, give it. We can’t do this to those people.\"\nDwight: \"Its over, Michael, its over. [holding list of clients up]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Im not a shark."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Good work.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nDavid: \"Look I’ll be in touch, thanks buddy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, bye bye."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, we don’t know that.  The smoke could be coming through an air duct.\"\nMichael: \"Oh my God! Okay, it happening.  Everybody stay calm.\"\nDwight: \"What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stay [bleep] calm!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure?\"\nMichael: \"Stay [bleep] calm!\"\nDwight: \"Wait, wait, wait.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Everyone, now [bleep] calm down!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait, wait, wait.\"\nMichael: \"Everyone, now [bleep] calm down!\"\nDwight: \"No! No, Michael! No!  Touch the handle.  If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What does warm mean?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this!\"\nMichael: \"He’s going to swallow is tongue.\"\nJim: \"No. Michael. Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Open your mouth.  Come on. Don’t swallow it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No. Michael. Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Open your mouth.  Come on. Don’t swallow it.\"\nJim: \"[everyone shouting at once] Michael! Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Leave me al–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yes I shouted “fire!”.  I shouted many things! I also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building, so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what– heeded–\"\nMichael: \"Hed. Hedded\"\nDwight: \"When no one hedded–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Take hedded of."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"N-no one would take hedded of my instructions.\"\nMichael: \"Heed. Heed.\"\nDwight: \"So, you–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Take heed of."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So, you–\"\nMichael: \"Take heed of.\"\nDwight: \"And, well, I don’t see my co-workers–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Take heed of."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace: \"No, we are mad.\"\nMichael: \"Yes. We are. We are livid.  But we are going to let this one slide.\"\nDavid Wallace: \"No, we’re not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am not a mind reader, David."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Come on.\"\nMichael: \"I’m a smart guy.  I’ll figure it out.\"\nDwight: \"That’s preposterous.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I will."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"That’s not a good idea, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Come on.\"\nPhyllis: \"He needs to rest.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No rest for the sick. We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working.  What are you gonna do if you’re by yourself and your heart stops?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I would die.\"\nMichael: \"And you’re okay with that?\"\nStanley: \"I’m okay with the logic of it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uh-uh.  No, no, no.  Come on. Get up.  Let’s do this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I’m okay with the logic of it.\"\nMichael: \"Uh-uh.  No, no, no.  Come on. Get up.  Let’s do this.\"\nStanley: \"Yes. I had a heart attack.  I would quit, but I’m too old to find another job and I don’t have enough saved to retire.  I feel like I’m working in my own casket.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on Stanley.  You’re losing you.  You’re losing you. Do it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Rose: \"Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees.  Do you know that song?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, yes I do.  I love that song. [clears throat, begins to sing] First I was afraid, I was petrified.\"\nRose: \"No, it’s–Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, I got it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"It’s my bio-feedback machine..\"\nMichael: \"Oh, ok. What is that, like, a video game?\"\nStanley: \"It alerts me when my stress level goes up so I can try to calm down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You have stress?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Would ya, would ya step back please\"\nMichael: \"Ok, alright.\"\nStanley: \"Please. A little further.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. [beeping slows down]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Please. A little further.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. [beeping slows down]\"\nStanley: \"That’s better. [Michael walks back towards Stanley and the beeping goes up again]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok… I think that thing is on the fritz. Ahh… Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That’s what HE said! Right guys, ’cause of gay? [Oscar has Stanley’s monitor now] Let’s give this a shot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael are you serious? You really want us to roast you?\"\nMichael: \"Si senor.\"\nOscar: \"That’s offensive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s not! It’s not offensive during a roast! Anything goes! I want you guys to really get crackin on this. I want you to take me down. Don’t hold back. I want you to really make fun of anything about me. It could be my race, could be the fact that I’m so fit, or I’m a womanizer… fair game. Whatever. I don’t want to write your stuff for you, but I just want it to be good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"How dare you all attack him like this.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, stop it Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Michael is your superior.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No no no no no no!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael is your superior.\"\nMichael: \"No no no no no no!\"\nDwight: \"Okay, you should be bowing down in front of him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight your’e supposed to do it this way."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay, you should be bowing down in front of him.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight your’e supposed to do it this way.\"\nDwight: \"Ok, no, they don’t understand who they have…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is the way you’re supposed to do it, idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ok, no, they don’t understand who they have…\"\nMichael: \"That is the way you’re supposed to do it, idiot.\"\nDwight: \"You’re interrupting me. I’m trying to get your back.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Idiot. Idiot! Idiot. Idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Well I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. [laughter] He’s supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, ya know what? Forgive me for caring. Right?\"\nPam: \"Well, ya know, Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself. Ever. And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. [quickly walks off stage] If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle! [clapping, laughter]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Can I make just a little announcement. In a professional roast, usually the roaster will say something nice about the roastee after they’re done, something about how much they love them, so, just, keep that in mind."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Mike claims, we’re all a family isn’t that right?\"\nMichael: \"We are, we are a family.\"\nDarryl: \"Ok, so um, what’s his name? All the way in the back there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh very funny."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Ok, so um, what’s his name? All the way in the back there.\"\nMichael: \"Oh very funny.\"\nDarryl: \"What’s his name?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Uhh… hehe hah! I’m thinking Roy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"What’s his name?\"\nMichael: \"Uhh… hehe hah! I’m thinking Roy?\"\nDarryl: \"Roy left years ago. What’s his name?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t believe I have had the pleasure."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I didn’t, I’ll look somewhere else.\"\nMichael: \"All right.\"\nJim: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Would you like fries with that? Please drive around."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"He brought a sled.\"\nMichael: \"No! That is a toboggan, you never know when you’re gonna find a snowy hill so… Every magician has a hot assistant, and every rock star has a roadie, and Pam is my hot roadie.\"\nPam: \"Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, oh don’t say bucks, it’s not lady like. Here we go! [gets in backseat] Okay so what we do is drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, oh don’t say bucks, it’s not lady like. Here we go! [gets in backseat] Okay so what we do is drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night.\"\nPam: \"Separate rooms.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well that goes without saying."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Separate rooms.\"\nMichael: \"Well that goes without saying.\"\nPam: \"I’m going to say it anyway.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey! Look at what you’re wearing again, Pam. Have you ever seen a magician’s assistant?  That’s…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m going to say it anyway.\"\nMichael: \"Hey! Look at what you’re wearing again, Pam. Have you ever seen a magician’s assistant?  That’s…\"\nPam: \"This is a new cardigan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …kind of [retches] Maybe you could tie it around your waist or lose the shirt underneath or something."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Can I turn on the radio?\"\nMichael: \"No. I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.\"\nPam: \"But then you fall asleep and there’s nothing for me to do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Then listen to your iPod, Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"But then you fall asleep and there’s nothing for me to do.\"\nMichael: \"Then listen to your iPod, Pam.\"\nPam: \"That’s dangerous.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well then… hey you know what then let’s just talk."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"That’s dangerous.\"\nMichael: \"Well then… hey you know what then let’s just talk.\"\nPam: \"That’s okay I can… I’m fine. I’ll just play a song in my head.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You nervous about seeing Karen again, since she was the other woman? Actually you were the other woman so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"That’s okay I can… I’m fine. I’ll just play a song in my head.\"\nMichael: \"You nervous about seeing Karen again, since she was the other woman? Actually you were the other woman so…\"\nPam: \"No, that was a long time ago.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is that why your wearing makeup today?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"Of course not!\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Wow. Oh man! My head just exploded. Whoo! Thank God, for everybody right? Whoo kay. Wow, you’re huge! That’s incredible! I… God sorry, sorry my head is… I’m just, I’m trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and…\"\nKaren: \"Let’s just get this over with, shall we?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, Mm Hmm. Ten, ten months?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"Not gonna have to do that, till after I have the baby. No, I am wondering. What are you talking about?\"\nMichael: \"I am talking about, how you all need to sell an experience. Like I sold you on the idea that my father had died.\"\nKaren: \"But now we think you’re a liar.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars? [Pam tosses a handful of Mounds bars at everyone]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Karen: \"Okay. All right everyone, meeting’s over.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I still have more.\"\nKaren: \"Can I please see you in my office, please?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She is pregnant. She is knocked up. “K” Karen. Pam, let’s go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Are you asleep?\"\nMichael: \"No.  I’m just thinking about what you said, about Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.?\"\nPam: \"No, remind me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, remind me.\"\nMichael: \"Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.\"\nPam: \"Perfect boobs, [gives a look at the camera] of course I remember Holly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she… she just left. And I didn’t… I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven’t talked to her since. I haven’t seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Perfect boobs, [gives a look at the camera] of course I remember Holly.\"\nMichael: \"She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she… she just left. And I didn’t… I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven’t talked to her since. I haven’t seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.\"\nPam: \"Okay, lets go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [scoofs] I’ll just blow off the lecture at Rochester."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Receptionist: \"Hi, can I help you?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, you can. I am, uh, Michael Scott, Regional Manager of the Scranton branch.\"\nReceptionist: \"Yes, we were expecting you. Have a seat.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you. … Um… is, uh, Holly Flax anywhere here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Receptionist: \"Yes, we were expecting you. Have a seat.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you. … Um… is, uh, Holly Flax anywhere here?\"\nReceptionist: \"Actually, she’s on an HR retreat for the next three days.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh- She’s not here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Receptionist: \"But, if you need to get in touch with her immediately, you could talk to A.J. He’s a salesman here.\"\nMichael: \"A.J.\"\nReceptionist: \"Yeah, he’s her boyfriend. He’s just over there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She has a boyfriend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m so sorry, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"How could she do this to me, Pam?\"\nPam: \"She’s not doing it to hurt you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t do the presentation, I can’t- [voice cracks] … just… oh… thinking about seeing him… and… thinking about… him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God! [starts crying, covers his face]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"She’s not doing it to hurt you.\"\nMichael: \"I can’t do the presentation, I can’t- [voice cracks] … just… oh… thinking about seeing him… and… thinking about… him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God! [starts crying, covers his face]\"\nPam: \"Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn’t want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, just… uh, please, I’m going through something, okay? [exhales]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn’t want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-\"\nMichael: \"I know, just… uh, please, I’m going through something, okay? [exhales]\"\nPam: \"You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she’ll realize what she’s missing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And then she’ll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "A.J.: \"No, what are you talking about?\"\nMichael: \"[sighs loudly] Does it feel good?\"\nA.J.: \"Does what feel good?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [grunts] Your life. [sits down, upset] Oh, wow. Whew. Ahh, legs are sorta giving out. Long drive in the car, so let’s just- We’ll just continue. [sighs, falls to floor, gets more upset] Oh, wow. [takes deep breath] Ooh, okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, get off the floor!\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, yeah… uh, I can’t do this Pam. Just read from- just read the cards.\"\nPam: \"[whispering] No, no, no, you have to do it-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, I’m okay. I’m all right. [sighs heavily] Okay… okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, Michael…\"\nMichael: \"I also stole something off of her computer. A document called “Dear Michael.”\"\nPam: \"You did what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I shouldn’t have done it. It just- I couldn’t help it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You did what?\"\nMichael: \"I shouldn’t have done it. It just- I couldn’t help it.\"\nPam: \"She never sent it to you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, sh- she didn’t. I’m gonna read it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Because, she didn’t send it to you!\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know. You’re right, you’re right.\"\nPam: \"I could read it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, that wouldn’t-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I could read it.\"\nMichael: \"No, that wouldn’t-\"\nPam: \"Yeah, I could read it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you don’t have to do that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I could read it.\"\nMichael: \"No, you don’t have to do that.\"\nPam: \"Go get your laptop.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [leaves to get laptop]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"She still has feelings for you.\"\nMichael: \"She said that? Is that what it said? What did it say?\"\nPam: \"I can’t tell you specifically, but… it’s not over.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re sure?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I can’t tell you specifically, but… it’s not over.\"\nMichael: \"You’re sure?\"\nPam: \"[nods and smiles]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [smiles, sighs, chuckles] Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, we don’t need to do that.\"\nMichael: \"Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged? Oh, oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford that I insulted? We should find him!\"\nPam: \"You mean Tony?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jabba the hut, Pizza the hut, Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You mean Tony?\"\nMichael: \"Jabba the hut, Pizza the hut, Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!\"\nPam: \"Oh, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Man, was he fat. So, so… fat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw him, I would never be able to apologize to him. Too fat. Big fat fatty."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"They’re for her to look at, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Can I have a word with you, Jim?\"\nJim: \"Yes, let’s have a word.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, um, Jim.  Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yes, let’s have a word.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, um, Jim.  Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.\"\nJim: \"Oh, I’m sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah.  And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it’s creating a bit of a hostile work environment."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Uh, I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key.\"\nMichael: \"Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest–\"\nJim: \"We do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: –that none of us can be a part of–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Girl: \"Hi, I cant talk right now.  I’m sorry.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, OK.\"\nBlood Girl: \"Whew, I’m really nervous.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, me too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Girl: \"Whew, I’m really nervous.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, me too.\"\nBlood Girl: \"Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, well, that’s fine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Girl: \"Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, well, that’s fine.\"\nBlood Girl: \"Whew, it’s better for me just to be quiet, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, can I point something out to you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Drive Worker: \"Alright, here we go.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, God. [Michael clears his throat]\"\nBlood Drive Worker: \"Just relax.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yup, I’m good, whew.  Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. [Blood Girl laughs] Hawaiian blood punch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Girl: \"That’s not good.\"\nMichael: \"Could you distract me for a second, just talk about things that don’t have blood in them?\"\nBlood Girl: \"Well, ok… bags! [Michael is taken aback] Alright, that was bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was mean."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Girl: \"Um, a hat.\"\nMichael: \"A hat.\"\nBlood Girl: \"A hat with no blood in it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is full of soup."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Blood Girl: \"Ah, we did it!\"\nMichael: \"Whew, wow I was so nervous about this I don’t think I ate for three days. [Michael passes out]\"\nBlood Girl: \"Is he OK?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [ccming to] Oh my God, how long was I out?  [Michael looks over where Blood Girl was and sees Hank]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I don’t think so.\"\nMichael: \"Come on, I’m sure there’s something you need to get off your chest.\"\nOscar: \"I can’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you wanna just, anything? Are you sure?  I’m sure whatever you did it wasn’t your fault.  OK well, who else?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"He told me he wasn’t gay. [everyone groans]\"\nMichael: \"Really sad.\"\nOscar: \"I’m not done yet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’re right.  OK everyone,  back to work.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no.  I mean have this kind of party. I look around and I see all these beautiful people who are alone on Valentine’s, and I think that there are other single people out there too.  We just need to find them.  There’s a girl out there for all of us maybe even in this office park.  There has to be a way to get all these lonely people together.\"\nDwight: \"A net? a giant net?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No.  Not a giant net."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"A net? a giant net?\"\nMichael: \"No.  Not a giant net.\"\nDwight: \"What do you have in mind?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was thinking maybe like a mixer."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What do you have in mind?\"\nMichael: \"I was thinking maybe like a mixer.\"\nDwight: \"Oh God, that’s a terrible idea.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Old fashioned meet market —"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey.  No movement.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, still early.\"\nDwight: \"Eh, its not that early.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] So how you holding up?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Eh, its not that early.\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] So how you holding up?\"\nDwight: \"I’m ok.  Feel a little lopsided because of all the blood they took out of my right side.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No.  No, I meant about being single today."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m ok.  Feel a little lopsided because of all the blood they took out of my right side.\"\nMichael: \"No.  No, I meant about being single today.\"\nDwight: \"Oh.  Meh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Meh, exactly.  Eh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK.  Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot.  God!\"\nMichael: \"Hey, you don’t deserve her.\"\nDwight: \"Thanks, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, if anybody wants to go…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[on the phone] Sure. Uh huh.\"\nMichael: \"Pam? Knock, knock.\"\nPam: \"I’m on the phone.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know you are. Knock, knock."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m on the phone.\"\nMichael: \"I know you are. Knock, knock.\"\nPam: \"[on the phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [at same time as Pam] 4-9-1-7-4-5-1"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[on the phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1–\"\nMichael: \"[at same time as Pam] 4-9-1-7-4-5-1\"\nPam: \"0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. [to Michael] It really makes us look unprofessional.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They would never know it was me doing it. Here we go, Knock, knock. [Dwight walks over]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!\"\nMichael: \"What the hell was that? [Michael starts to fight with Dwight]\"\nDwight: \"What are you doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What are you doing?\"\nMichael: \"What are you doing?\"\nDwight: \"Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You, you like that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!\"\nMichael: \"You, you like that?\"\nDwight: \"C’mon. What are you doing? Mine was a part of my hilarious joke.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That’s it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[Michael walks in dressed as Willy Wonka] Good morning, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not Michael. I am Willy Wonkaaaaa.\"\nPam: \"Good morning, Mr. Wonka, here are your messages.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why thank you very much. [notices jelly beans] Oh, what are those? What are those? Tell me, please!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Good morning, Mr. Wonka, here are your messages.\"\nMichael: \"Why thank you very much. [notices jelly beans] Oh, what are those? What are those? Tell me, please!\"\nPam: \"Jelly beans.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. They are not just ordinary jelly beans little girl. These are extraordinary jelly beans!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"We own our own delivery trucks. We could lease them out on the weekends —\"\nMichael: \"Too many words. Good ideas are simple. ‘Golden ticket.’\"\nJim: \"‘Free paper.’\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Jim. We’re a business. Post-its. That is a golden ticket idea. NASA took five or six golden ticket ideas to get man on the moon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[on phone] Hey, Tom. What’s that? Oh, you found a golden ticket. [puts hand on receiver and speaks to office] One of my clients found a golden ticket. [Michael screams in excitement] [Jim back on phone] Yup. No, congratulations. [Michael dances in background]\"\nMichael: \"Woo hoo.\"\nJim: \"[on phone] I’ll take that down right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tell me; was it a spoiled little girl with big lips…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[on phone] I’ll take that down right now.\"\nMichael: \"Tell me; was it a spoiled little girl with big lips…\"\nJim: \"I’m on the phone.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …or an odd little boy with a cowboy obsession?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m on the phone.\"\nMichael: \"…or an odd little boy with a cowboy obsession?\"\nJim: \"[on phone] Hold on one second.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Invite them on the tour."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[on phone] Hold on one second.\"\nMichael: \"Invite them on the tour.\"\nJim: \"[to Michael] It’s actually Blue Cross from Pennsylvania.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? That’s kind of a big client. [gets up and heads toward Oscar] Hey, Oscar. Woo hoo hoo. Um, how much of a hit is ten percent of our Blue Cross account?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"They can.\"\nMichael: \"No, they can’t.\"\nOscar: \"Yes, they can.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oscar, you don’t know what the hell you are talking about."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Yes, they can.\"\nMichael: \"Oscar, you don’t know what the hell you are talking about.\"\nOscar: \"Michael, what do you think shutting down a branch is?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, then we’re screwed. I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So, well I lost a ton of money today and I have a mortgage, so I’m a little pissed too.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you, Jim is with me.\"\nJim: \"Absolutely not, I’m mad at you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well you know what Jim? It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"[on speaker phone] Michael, what the hell is going on here?\"\nMichael: \"How are you doing?\"\nDavid: \"Fine. What is going on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [reading from computer] My colonoscopy was an examination of my large colon and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Fine. What is going on?\"\nMichael: \"[reading from computer] My colonoscopy was an examination of my large colon and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.\"\nDavid: \"Why did you OK this golden ticket idea? We’re going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, there is an explanation that involves me not letting it happen and I just don’t… I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Why did you OK this golden ticket idea? We’re going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?\"\nMichael: \"Well, there is an explanation that involves me not letting it happen and I just don’t… I don’t know.\"\nDavid: \"How could you not know Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"How could you not know Michael?\"\nMichael: \"I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant.\"\nDavid: \"Might have hi— OK, what firm?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re breaking up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"That was your idea.\"\nMichael: \"Woah, wow, who told you that?\"\nDwight: \"You did. Several times. Over and over again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [same time as Dwight] No, I don’t think I ever did. That was your idea Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You did. Several times. Over and over again.\"\nMichael: \"[same time as Dwight] No, I don’t think I ever did. That was your idea Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"[same time as Michael] You were dressed as Willy Wonka so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not taking… I’m not taking…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[same time as Michael] You were dressed as Willy Wonka so…\"\nMichael: \"I’m not taking… I’m not taking…\"\nDwight: \"Wasn’t my idea. Loved – but I can’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wait a second, wait a second, I wrote it down in my diary."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wasn’t my idea. Loved – but I can’t.\"\nMichael: \"Wait a second, wait a second, I wrote it down in my diary.\"\nDwight: \"You don’t keep a diary.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes I do. You’ve just never seen it. [reading from diary] March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You don’t keep a diary.\"\nMichael: \"Yes I do. You’ve just never seen it. [reading from diary] March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets.\"\nDwight: \"Hold that thought. [Dwight gets up and gets own diary from desk and returns] [flipping through diary] March… 4th. Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give five customers ten perfect off for one year.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why do you have a diary?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hold that thought. [Dwight gets up and gets own diary from desk and returns] [flipping through diary] March… 4th. Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give five customers ten perfect off for one year.\"\nMichael: \"Why do you have a diary?\"\nDwight: \"To keep secrets from my computer.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, you know what? You came up with this idea. I remember you told me that you loved the Willy Wonka movie when you were growing up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I wasn’t given candy as a child, so a movie that fetish-ized it that much, would have made no sense to me. Plus, we weren’t allowed to see movies. So… do the math.\"\nMichael: \"What are you writing? [Dwight writes in diary]\"\nDwight: \"Had conversation with Michael about taking credit for an idea that wasn’t mine. Discussed movies.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Would you like to go to lunch with me? Just the two of us?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"OK, what am I thinking right now?\"\nMichael: \"Umm, nacho chips.\"\nDwight: \"No… How skin is the largest organ of the body.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, OK. Let me just cut to the chase, Dwight. I want you to fall on your sword for me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I did fall on my sword once. I was running with it in my belt. Won’t happen again.\"\nMichael: \"Why do you even want to stay at Dunder Mifflin? I mean what’s the point? You’re cooped up in there all day. You don’t get to do your farming. You’re not dating Angela anymore. It doesn’t matter if you get fired for taking credit for the gold ticket idea. It doesn’t matter. Me on the other hand, I would be lost without this place. You, way too manly.\"\nDwight: \"What about Shoe La La?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] It’s not ready yet."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No plowing my own acres. Going around shirtless all day. You know experiencing freedom.\"\nMichael: \"That’s it. That’s it. You can’t put a price on freedom.\"\nDwight: \"Try me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s why you made the decision. That’s why you made…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Try me.\"\nMichael: \"That’s why you made the decision. That’s why you made…\"\nDwight: \"I haven’t made a decision yet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You kind of have."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It is my idea.\"\nMichael: \"Oh how dare you.\"\nDwight: \"It is my idea. I’m filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey, did you come up with toilet buddy? It’s a net, circular net, that you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formally known as toilet guard?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Horse Boat.\"\nMichael: \"Oh please.\"\nDwight: \"A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse Boat!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Toilet sponge. It’s a hollowed out sponge…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse Boat!\"\nMichael: \"Toilet sponge. It’s a hollowed out sponge…\"\nDwight: \"Oh give me a break.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh give me a break.\"\nMichael: \"…that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas.\"\nDwight: \"That’s because they’re easy!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They’re not easy. Everybody has to go to the bathroom."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Can I talk to you a minute?\"\nMichael: \"You can talk to me for as long as you want. I have all the time in the world. [eats some spaghetti] Oh God! Blech! Phyllis!\"\nAndy: \"I just wanted to tell you that… Oh What?  [takes a present out from behind his back]  What’s that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh! Hey. What is this about?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I hope I get to work with you someday again.\"\nMichael: \"Me too, me too. Is this wine?\"\nAndy: \"Ah… busted. Yes\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I already have wine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah… .you want me to come in your office?  Oh.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, oh okay, okay.  Close your eyes.\"\nJim: \"I would prefer not to.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just close your eyes. I’m going to start my own paper company."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, I did that before, it added nothing.\"\nMichael: \"Close them.\"\nJim: \"Okay. [keeps eyes open]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright, Michael Scott Paper Company. You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"And you are not going to, either.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, agreed, mmm, except…\"\nJim: \"Here’s the thing.  What I wish for you is that you land a job at a company that A, exists, and B, has a salary.  Because they’re set up to do that kind of thing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey hey… what’s up Chuck?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Like Michael Scott Paper Company?\"\nMichael: \"You… oh.  Somebody has been talking in bed.  Pillow talk.\"\nPam: \"Hmm… yeah.  Listen Michael.  Have you really thought this through?  ‘Cause it’s a pretty big risk.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hmm… yeah.  Listen Michael.  Have you really thought this through?  ‘Cause it’s a pretty big risk.\"\nMichael: \"This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now.\"\nPam: \"Yeah… you could give it up though right? And almost nobody would know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Before you got here, I’m the one who landed all these clients.  Half of them, at least. I can do it again.  I know the market, I know the price points.  I’m on it, don’t worry.  So, how do I do that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah… you could give it up though right? And almost nobody would know.\"\nMichael: \"Before you got here, I’m the one who landed all these clients.  Half of them, at least. I can do it again.  I know the market, I know the price points.  I’m on it, don’t worry.  So, how do I do that?\"\nPam: \"Well, um, you can scan it, and then you can upload the image, and then you can copy the new image.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Can’t I take some paper and just tape over it with transparent tape?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Well, um, you can scan it, and then you can upload the image, and then you can copy the new image.\"\nMichael: \"Can’t I take some paper and just tape over it with transparent tape?\"\nPam: \"Yeah. Good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you very much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What a courageous venture.\"\nMichael: \"It’s… it’s very courageous, very exciting. Um…\"\nDwight: \"Location is hard for me, with the farm and the responsibilities…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what I was thinking, with the farm, so… You getting to wherever I’m gonna put my thing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Location is hard for me, with the farm and the responsibilities…\"\nMichael: \"That’s what I was thinking, with the farm, so… You getting to wherever I’m gonna put my thing.\"\nDwight: \"Okay. So yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So think about it.  Lets put a pin in it for now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"You put a note in my food?\"\nMichael: \"I made it sterile.\"\nOscar: \"Just to say “sterile” doesn’t make it so.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, Oscar. To come work for me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Just to say “sterile” doesn’t make it so.\"\nMichael: \"I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, Oscar. To come work for me.\"\nOscar: \"Do you have a business plan?  A funding request? Market research, financials?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Five years?\"\nMichael: \"Okay, hey, you already have the job.  You don’t have to convince me.\"\nOscar: \"It’s just not prudent Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [from inside the restroom] Stanley?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Michael, why is it that you asked everyone except me, Angela, Creed, and Meredith?\"\nMichael: \"I was going to, I wanted to.  But I had to start somewhere.\"\nKevin: \"But you didn’t want to start with us?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, of course not.  But now I want everybody. Jim!  Jim?  Buddy, Hey!  Buddy, Jimbo?  Did you have time to think about my offer?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Charles: \"Okay, let me know if you find it.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, Okay, we don’t have much time.  Just act normal.  Don’t look at me people. Stop.  Don’t look down. Don’t look down. He’s going to see me.  Don’t look all the way up. Keep it at a normal height.  Okay. This is not Michael Scott talking right now, this is your future.  Hello, I am your future.  You’re older, and you are very happy now.  Because you went with Michael Scott.  Right.  So everybody come on down.  Lets just crawl out of here together. Alright?  Come on!  Are you, are you doing your best here?  Are you being the best that you can be?  [Pam is thinking hard] Alright. Everybody who’s going to go with me I want you to stomp your foot.  Okay, alright. Come on. You’re coming with me.  Come on Phyllis.  Here we go, here we go!\"\nCharles: \"Michael get up!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh God… okay alright. It’s time to go it’s time to go. Jim, let’s go. Come on!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Charles: \"Michael get up!\"\nMichael: \"Oh God… okay alright. It’s time to go it’s time to go. Jim, let’s go. Come on!\"\nCharles: \"Michael, what are you doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think maybe Hank should be here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Charles: \"Michael, what are you doing?\"\nMichael: \"I think maybe Hank should be here.\"\nCharles: \"Hank?  No, I don’t need Hank Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re going to mess with me, is that what you’re going to do? I’ll tell you something Charles, I don’t even care. Cause I’ve got nothing got lose. [Charles steps towards Michael] Oh my God, OH GOD! No no, all right. Fine, it’s not even worth it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we’re starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. [picks up piece of mail] Look, it’s official! [door opens, Michael is in a bath robe]\"\nMichael: \"Oh, good. My hooker’s here. [laughs] Hi.\"\nPam: \"Michael, you were expecting me, right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes I was. Yes I was."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, you were expecting me, right?\"\nMichael: \"Yes I was. Yes I was.\"\nPam: \"Are you wearing anything under the robe?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Are you wearing anything under the robe?\"\nMichael: \"That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in.\"\nPam: \"This looks great, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you. Would you like some french toast?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"So, what do you say we get started?\"\nMichael: \"After breakfast.\"\nPam: \"I’m full.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So how you feeling about the new company?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m full.\"\nMichael: \"So how you feeling about the new company?\"\nPam: \"I feel good. [sees a huge pile of French toast] Wow.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You excited? About the new company?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah. I’m excited to start the company.\"\nMichael: \"After breakfast.\"\nPam: \"We did that. So, what’s next? Michael, just stop for a second. [reaches out to take the whisk] Michael. Stop for a second.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m whipping them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"We did that. So, what’s next? Michael, just stop for a second. [reaches out to take the whisk] Michael. Stop for a second.\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m whipping them.\"\nPam: \"No, I know you are.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just let go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, I know you are.\"\nMichael: \"Just let go.\"\nPam: \"Just let me have… Oh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let go, please. Just gimmee –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Just let me have… Oh.\"\nMichael: \"Let go, please. Just gimmee –\"\nPam: \"Fine! [eggs splatter all over his robe] Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t do this! This is pathetic, isn’t it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. [Michael doing leg lifts] Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t patronize me, Pam.\"\nPam: \"I think you should get dressed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not getting dressed. I’m not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I think you should get dressed.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not getting dressed. I’m not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.\"\nPam: \"Michael, that seems impossible.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s totally impossible!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, that seems impossible.\"\nMichael: \"It’s totally impossible!\"\nPam: \"We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Assemble a sales team. A dream team."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No. What? Why?\"\nMichael: \"He’s everything I’m not and everything I am. He’s the whole package.\"\nPam: \"No. We’re not gonna hire Ryan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Umm… Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I’ve ever met."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"We have an investor already?\"\nMichael: \"Maybe. Barbara Keebis. She invests in local businesses. And I am putting together a little presentation for her.\"\nPam: \"Michael, that’s fantastic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I guess it’s not so bad. Got a few things cookin’. [sits down in robe, legs spread wide] Umm…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Next on the list – open the mail.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Wow. “Michael Scott Paper Company.” Okay. Very official. “Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence.”\"\nPam: \"No, okay. It’s fine. It’s fine. We’re just gonna add “find office”…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How are we gonna find an office? How can we pay for an office?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, okay. It’s fine. It’s fine. We’re just gonna add “find office”…\"\nMichael: \"How are we gonna find an office? How can we pay for an office?\"\nPam: \"Next on the list —  song parodies.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Okay. “Achey Breaky Fart.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Next on the list —  song parodies.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Okay. “Achey Breaky Fart.”\"\nPam: \"Great. Let’s sing it in the car.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! No No. No. “My Stumps.” Like “My Humps” but a guy with no legs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"It’s not.\"\nMichael: \"It is.\"\nPam: \"[looks at list] When did you add this to the list?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance. [walks back to Ryan] Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What is he doing?\"\nMichael: \"He’s stealing them. Okay, okay.\"\nPam: \"Oh my God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He’s already paying for himself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nana: \"So let’s hear it.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry. With a lean, mean fighting crew and low overhead, I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.\"\nNana: \"How do you expect to turn a profit in this economy?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: By wanting it more. By working hard-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Nana: \"Michael, I don’t know about this.\"\nMichael: \"Nana. [softly] I really think that Papa would want you to do this.\"\nNana: \"I’m not so sure.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well what is it exactly? I mean, what, what specifically? We don’t – it doesn’t have to be paper. We could sell medicine and other…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I – I, I do something too big, like this. Who does this?\"\nMichael: \"Well you know what? My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that’s why God made so many.\"\nPam: \"We don’t have any money. We don’t have an office. We don’t have anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well we  should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good. First on the list, let’s get you out of the car. Alright. [Pam tosses list out car window] Okay…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"We don’t have any money. We don’t have an office. We don’t have anything.\"\nMichael: \"Well we  should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good. First on the list, let’s get you out of the car. Alright. [Pam tosses list out car window] Okay…\"\nPam: \"How come out of everyone in the office, I’m the only one that went with you? Is it because I’m that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn’t even believe in you!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want you to listen to me. Because I want to tell you the situation that we are both in right now, kay? You quit your job. I quit my job. We both quit. Those are the facts. That’s what happened. Now, what are our choices right now? Because you know, kiddo, you quit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I could work here. I could see this.\"\nMichael: \"It’s right in the middle of the paper belt.\"\nPam: \"Are you good?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I’m good. You good?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Are you good?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I’m good. You good?\"\nPam: \"I’m good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what they say, keep your friends close. [pointing to office sign where “Dunder Mifflin” is listed right above “Michael Scott Pap”]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Not much? What’s up with you? [from bathroom above] Nah it’s okay. I’m in the bathroom. Hey you been watching Damages this year? It’s so good. No, you gotta tune in, it’s as good as anything on HBO. [sound of pissing] Hey does blue go with tan?\"\nMichael: \"Would someone just make the copy?\"\nToby: \"I have like, like a blue shirt? I don’t wear a lot of colors, I have a lot of tan. Uh huh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just make that copy okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh yeah I bet.\"\nMichael: \"They’re getting on my nerves Mom. Both of them. R thinks he’s too good to be here, and P is not as much fun without Jim.\"\nPam: \"Michael, we can hear you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m on the phone, please. Mom, I’m gonna have to call you back. P’s being a giant B."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I thought that was your corner.\"\nMichael: \"No, this is where I work. I can’t relax in the same corner where I work.\"\nPam: \"So my corner’s the one with the copier?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam, I don’t make the rules. [Pam walks out.]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey. Ed’s Tires is thinking of making a change.\"\nMichael: \"[gestures to ‘Bed & Breakfast’ magazine] Is this good?\"\nDwight: \"They have some great kitchen ideas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Okay. Ed’s Tires, huh?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"They have some great kitchen ideas.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Okay. Ed’s Tires, huh?\"\nDwight: \"It’s small, I know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I really appreciate it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s small, I know.\"\nMichael: \"I really appreciate it.\"\nDwight: \"Thanks, Michael. [Michael palms Dwight cash in their handshake] Wait, what is this?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s for your trouble."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Thanks, Michael. [Michael palms Dwight cash in their handshake] Wait, what is this?\"\nMichael: \"It’s for your trouble.\"\nDwight: \"Wh-  I don’t need $6 to help a friend.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, listen, as a friend, I want you to have this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wh-  I don’t need $6 to help a friend.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, listen, as a friend, I want you to have this.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, you know I can’t take this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, you know I can’t take this.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I do.\"\nDwight: \"But don’t forget you owe me $10.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was four years ago. Why don’t you let it go?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I can get there.\"\nMichael: \"Good, you take the lead on this one. Also, do not forget that he has just gone through a messy divorce.\"\nRyan: \"Oh, awesome.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Bring it in. Morning cheer. [clears throat]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[sighs] It’s firm.\"\nMichael: \"[on phone] I need you to get me the prices that you’re charging Ed’s tires so I can undercut Dunder Mifflin.\"\nDwight: \"I don’t know that I can do that now. You know, uh, something’s come up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh n- Is it Mose? Did you put the cover on that well?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t know that I can do that now. You know, uh, something’s come up.\"\nMichael: \"Oh n- Is it Mose? Did you put the cover on that well?\"\nDwight: \"No, Mose is fine. I roped it off. It’s not about Mose. Listen, things are changing here, Michael, they’re changing fast.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not following you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, Mose is fine. I roped it off. It’s not about Mose. Listen, things are changing here, Michael, they’re changing fast.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not following you.\"\nDwight: \"Imagine… Someone has a personal hero they really wanna help. But then there’s this new guy. Very cool, very Will Smith-esque, who would not like it if he helped his hero.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Personal hero, cool new guy. Okay, I think I’m getting your drift."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Imagine… Someone has a personal hero they really wanna help. But then there’s this new guy. Very cool, very Will Smith-esque, who would not like it if he helped his hero.\"\nMichael: \"Personal hero, cool new guy. Okay, I think I’m getting your drift.\"\nDwight: \"Good, do you see what I’m saying?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Crystal clear. So is this for a movie that you’re writing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It is possible that I could be talking about us.\"\nMichael: \"Someone could say that it is like the situation that we are in now?\"\nDwight: \"It is the situation that we are in now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So I would say that the old boss has always been good to Dwight, and he was there first, so he has dibs. You respect dibs, don’t you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It is the situation that we are in now.\"\nMichael: \"So I would say that the old boss has always been good to Dwight, and he was there first, so he has dibs. You respect dibs, don’t you?\"\nDwight: \"I’m not a barbarian.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good. Will you meet me in 20 minutes at the spot?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Charles: \"No, Mich-Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, run!\"\nCharles: \"Michael, no, let’s be cool, ok?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You be cool."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[on phone] Dwight Schrute.\"\nMichael: \"Hello, traitor.\"\nDwight: \"I think you have the wrong number, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want you to listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you, and I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients, and then I am going to kill them in front of you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael has been talking to my biggest client. Master and apprentice pitted against one another for the fate of the greater Scranton area paper market.  So it’s not exactly like ‘Highlander,’ but still…\"\nMichael: \"Hello, Dwight, I’ve been expecting your call. What do you want?\"\nDwight: \"I would like to arrange a truce.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So you heard Schofield is considering a switch, and you want mercy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I would like to arrange a truce.\"\nMichael: \"So you heard Schofield is considering a switch, and you want mercy?\"\nDwight: \"Meet me in our spot in four minutes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No. You think I am going to fall for that? There’s no-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You were making me do things that were not all right.\"\nMichael: \"So you just rat me out? You could have said no.\"\nDwight: \"And not come through for you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you want a truce, I will give you a truce."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And not come through for you?\"\nMichael: \"If you want a truce, I will give you a truce.\"\nDwight: \"I want a truce.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He’s technically fine. I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo. [throws a fish into the vent at Michael’s office] Hey, listen, will you do me a favor and order the meatball parm for me, with extra cheese?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, sure.\"\nDwight: \"Ok, I will see you very soon, alright? [takes all the items off Michael’s desk and puts them into briefcase, including rolodex]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, see you in a bit. Dwight hit a bear. He’ll be here in a sec."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Did you enjoy your lunch?\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, not now, we’ve been robbed.\"\nDwight: \"No, Michael, you were sabotaged.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, Dwight, we were robbed. How would you even know? You’re still stuck in traffic. [Pam holds up sign saying “Dwight did it!!”] You?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You think this is some kind of game? No, this is a war, and I will not stop, I will not rest. You have no idea what kind of enemy you’ve created. You have unleashed the wolf!\"\nMichael: \"Be that as it may, I have your meatball parm sandwich here, and I am going to eat it.\"\nDwight: \"And I knew that you would do that. The meatball parm is their worst sandwich!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. [bites into sandwich, looks disgusted] Bastard!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"And say hello to Cheri, who is your black wife. [hangs up and answers cell phone] I see you’re begging for mercy, huh?  Well, you will find none here.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, do you mind if we talk?\"\nDwight: \"Sure. That’d be fine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Sure. That’d be fine.\"\nMichael: \"If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company cannot succeed.\"\nDwight: \"This is war and that is what happens.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, one more thing. I’m going to have you listen while I steal your biggest client."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"This is war and that is what happens.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, one more thing. I’m going to have you listen while I steal your biggest client.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, no. No. No. No. No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, uh oh, I’m turning you down right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, no. No. No. No. No.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, uh oh, I’m turning you down right now.\"\nDwight: \"Michael! Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can hear me, but I can’t hear you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"La la la! Continuing.  Notice my persistence and recall. Continuing! You called Dunder Mifflin, and your order was filled within an hour!\"\nMichael: \"I’m going to pull a date out of the air right now. April 13th, 2002. That is the last day that you evaluated your paper needs. Is it not? We all know that the economy is bad, and bloated companies like Dunder Mifflin…\"\nDwight: \"Come on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are going to fall by the wayside. Two of their branches have closed within the last year. The Michael Scott Paper Company, however, has opened a new branch this very month."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mr. Schofield: \"Why don’t you guys just e-mail me your best offers and we can finish it up that way?\"\nMichael: \"That sounds like a fantastic idea. I will see you this weekend for the Penguins. Box seats as usual.\"\nMr. Schofield: \"Uh, ok, sure.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good, good, good. I will see you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"Milk and sugar.\"\nPam: \"Oh, awesome.  You’re a life saver.  [drinks from coffee cup] Wait, is this just milk and sugar?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what I said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Most dorm rooms don’t even have that.\"\nMichael: \"Most do in the magazines.\"\nRyan: \"Let’s see what a delivery guy costs.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We should look into that.  Or we just go for the loft."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Financial Guy: \"Well, if these numbers you gave me are correct–\"\nMichael: \"They are correct, sir.\"\nFinancial Guy: \"Then you can’t afford to pay him anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. A lame attempt at humor.  Swing and a miss."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Financial Guy: \"Then you can’t afford to pay him anything.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. A lame attempt at humor.  Swing and a miss.\"\nFinancial Guy: \"Your prices are too low.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Lowest in town."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Financial Guy: \"…business expansion–\"\nMichael: \"Whatever, yeah.\"\nFinancial Guy: \"At these prices, the more paper you sell, the less money you’ll make.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Our prices are the only thing keeping us in business."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Financial Guy: \"At these prices, the more paper you sell, the less money you’ll make.\"\nMichael: \"Our prices are the only thing keeping us in business.\"\nFinancial Guy: \"They’re actually putting you out of business.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, okay.  Hold on, hold on.  Ty, I would like you to crunch those numbers again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Steve Martin’s not dead, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I know.  But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life.  I was wrong.  It’s this.\"\nPam: \"You want to hear something sad?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would love that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I went to Fort Lauderdale.\"\nMichael: \"Was it nice?\"\nRyan: \"Yeah, it was amazing.  There was a great Pad Thai place, though.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I love Pad Thai."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Yeah, it was amazing.  There was a great Pad Thai place, though.\"\nMichael: \"I love Pad Thai.\"\nRyan: \"You’ve never had Pad Thai.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No.  There’s a lot I haven’t done."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, so I’ll be back in, um– back in a bit.\"\nMichael: \"[knocking on door] Hmm?\"\nJim: \"Hey, can I talk to you guys for a second?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We’re not hiring, Jim."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, can I talk to you guys for a second?\"\nMichael: \"We’re not hiring, Jim.\"\nJim: \"Actually here for something else.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Listen, I can’t make you laugh right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Three yeses.  I will see you titans of industry upstairs.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, well, we’re not only tight-ends, we are also quarterbacks.\"\nJim: \"Missed the last part.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s a pun."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Missed the last part.\"\nMichael: \"That’s a pun.\"\nJim: \"Got it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yep. Oh… wow."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Okay, so you are not going to reveal  in any way that we’re broke.\"\nMichael: \"Of course not.\"\nRyan: \"That we’re having any problem at all.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nope, nope, nope."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Here’s the situation.  Your company is four weeks old.  I know this business.  I know what suppliers are charging.  I know you can’t be making very much money.  I don’t know how your prices are so low, but I know it can’t keep up that way.  I’m sure you’re scared.  Probably in debt. This is the best offer you’re gonna get.\"\nMichael: \"I’ll see your situation and I’ll raise you a situation.  Your company is losing clients left and right.  You have a stockholder meeting coming up and you’re going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding.  So they may be looking for a little change in the CFO.  So I don’t think I need to wait out Dunder Mifflin.  I think I just have to wait out you.\"\nDavid: \"Okay, now I don’t know that I can get this. I do have to go to the board for approval. How’s about $60,000.  Hmm?  $60,0000.  Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [stutters] We’ll have to talk–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Okay.  Please continue.\"\nMichael: \"And Ryan.\"\nDavid: \"Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars, Michael.  Ryan is–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, David.  I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family he is like a son to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars, Michael.  Ryan is–\"\nMichael: \"You know, David.  I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family he is like a son to me.\"\nDavid: \"Do you realize what you’re asking for here?  You’re talking about salary plus health benefits–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And dental this time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Do you realize what you’re asking for here?  You’re talking about salary plus health benefits–\"\nMichael: \"And dental this time.\"\nDavid: \"Insurance, taxes, social security for three people.  This is a heck of a lot more than 60 grand.  You’re talking about a multi-million dollar buy-out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: These are our demands."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Insurance, taxes, social security for three people.  This is a heck of a lot more than 60 grand.  You’re talking about a multi-million dollar buy-out.\"\nMichael: \"These are our demands.\"\nDavid: \"Your company cannot be worth that much.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Our company is worth nothing.  That’s the difference between you and I.  Business isn’t about money to me, David.  If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company.  And  then another and another and another.  I have no shortage of company names."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"What you gotta do is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls.\"\nMichael: \"Mm-hmm.\"\nRyan: \"Chiklis style.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, the Commish."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Chiklis style.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, the Commish.\"\nRyan: \"Yes, but Chiklis Shield style.  Not Commish style.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, yeah. The Shield."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"That looks great.\"\nMichael: \"Dwight, is that a meat sandwich?  You guys hungry?\"\nRyan: \"I can eat.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m going to o have some of this meat sandwich."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Gasp.  Are you talking about a secret meeting?\"\nMichael: \"Whatever you guys did earlier.\"\nDwight: \"I don’t know that first things about secret meetings.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just do it, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t know that first things about secret meetings.\"\nMichael: \"Just do it, okay?\"\nDwight: \"I’ll do–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get ’em there.  Get ’em there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’ll do–\"\nMichael: \"Get ’em there.  Get ’em there.\"\nDwight: \"I’ll do the best I can.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you kidding me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’ll do the best I can.\"\nMichael: \"Are you kidding me?\"\nDwight: \"Deceit does not come easy to me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, okay, okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Are you giving us our clients back?\"\nMichael: \"If we could just focus and go down the line, and everyone would say,  “apology accepted”, I think we would all feel better.  And then we can break out  my gift to you–complimentary white chocolate bark.\"\nStanley: \"Nobody likes that stuff except for you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They wouldn’t make it unless people liked it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I don’t want to be biased, but I am very close to Ryan.  You know that.\"\nMichael: \"You’re close with Pam too.\"\nJim: \"Eh, she’s nice, I guess.  You know what?  Best thing to do, Pros and Cons list.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pro for Ryan, he went to business school, he’s my number one choice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Eh, she’s nice, I guess.  You know what?  Best thing to do, Pros and Cons list.\"\nMichael: \"Pro for Ryan, he went to business school, he’s my number one choice.\"\nJim: \"Well, that’s–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I like his hair."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"He definitely stole my iPod.\"\nMichael: \"That sounds pretty biased.\"\nJim: \"You didn’t hear my pros.  Environmentally-conscious ’cause his mom drives him to work everyday.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Pam, pros."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You didn’t hear my pros.  Environmentally-conscious ’cause his mom drives him to work everyday.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Pam, pros.\"\nJim: \"Mm-hmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I like her.  I think that she is a fast learner.  Cons, she doesn’t always follow through.  Sh–New York and the whole art school thing.  And Roy.  She has a weird voice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Mm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"I like her.  I think that she is a fast learner.  Cons, she doesn’t always follow through.  Sh–New York and the whole art school thing.  And Roy.  She has a weird voice.\"\nJim: \"That’s not true.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t need to tell you that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s not true.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t need to tell you that.\"\nJim: \"I think she’d be a really good salesperson.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t think you are being totally impartial though, because you haven’t said one bad thing about Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think she’d be a really good salesperson.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t think you are being totally impartial though, because you haven’t said one bad thing about Pam.\"\nJim: \"And I won’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay.  So be it, then you’ve lost credibility.  And I’m going to go with my guy, and that’s Ryan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"And I won’t.\"\nMichael: \"Okay.  So be it, then you’ve lost credibility.  And I’m going to go with my guy, and that’s Ryan.\"\nJim: \"All right.  You’re right, sometimes when she’s tired, she can be a little bit shrill.  But that’s not a weird voice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, wow!  Whoa!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"All right.  You’re right, sometimes when she’s tired, she can be a little bit shrill.  But that’s not a weird voice.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, wow!  Whoa!\"\nJim: \"Take it easy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ho-ho, man!  Wow. [in a high-pitched voice] Honey!  I want you to bring the garbage out.  ‘Cause I’m not going to have sex with you unless you bring out the garba–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Just tell me.\"\nMichael: \"I gave Ryan the sales job.  There just weren’t enough clients for the two of you.  So I had to–\"\nPam: \"No, okay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m sorry, sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, okay.\"\nMichael: \"I’m sorry, sorry.\"\nPam: \"Okay, I get it. [Michael laughs] Why are you giggling?  Is this a joke?  [Michael continues to laugh] Michael, is this– did I get the job?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughing] Yes, you did."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"For real, you’re not kidding?\"\nMichael: \"No, you–no.\"\nPam: \"I did?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you’re the best person for the job.  You’re going to be great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I did?\"\nMichael: \"No, you’re the best person for the job.  You’re going to be great.\"\nPam: \"Oh, Michael, thank you.  Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughing] Oh, oh!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, Michael, thank you.  Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"[laughing] Oh, oh!\"\nPam: \"Thank you.  You will not be sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You should have seen your face.  Oh man! Oh, that was classic."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh. [laughing] I really thought I didn’t get it.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, really?\"\nPam: \"Yeah.  ‘Cause you said I didn’t\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, man.  That was really good.  That was really good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah.  ‘Cause you said I didn’t\"\nMichael: \"Oh, man.  That was really good.  That was really good.\"\nPam: \"What about Ryan?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know, I offered him his temp job back.  We’ll see.  He was not happy at all when I offered him this job and then I told him he didn’t get the job, so–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What about Ryan?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know, I offered him his temp job back.  We’ll see.  He was not happy at all when I offered him this job and then I told him he didn’t get the job, so–\"\nPam: \"Yeah.  Maybe you shouldn’t fake fire people anymore.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t appreciate you telling me what to do.  So clean out your desk, you are through here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah.  Maybe you shouldn’t fake fire people anymore.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t appreciate you telling me what to do.  So clean out your desk, you are through here.\"\nPam: \"Thanks, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh! What’s our receptionists name?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, I can’t do lunch. I was just sending you an email. Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, really? Ok.\"\nPam: \"Just sent it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What about the rest of you? [complete silence]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Michael? Michael sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? Do you want these down here now?\"\nMichael: \"No work. No work. No work. I come in here to release frustration. Ooh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ooh.\"\nErin: \"Well, I like to swim.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Well, I like to swim.\"\nMichael: \"That’s good.\"\nErin: \"You have a cool place to come hang.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you ever want to come down here, door’s always open, lock’s broken, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Now I do got it.\"\nMichael: \"Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso?\"\nErin: \"Oh, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You gotta keep yourself dehydrated."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"You gotta keep yourself dehydrated.\"\nErin: \"That’s rule #1.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. I love it. I love it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Kevin, come.\"\nMichael: \"Stay, stay.\"\nAngela: \"Come on, right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Cookie. Kevin, cookie."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Hey. I like.\"\nMichael: \"[starts dancing with Phyllis] Alright. Back. There you are. There you go. Good. Good. Ooh. Show me some attitude.\"\nPhyllis: \"Oh! Mother ******!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, God! No! No! No! No! No!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"[moans in pain]\"\nMichael: \"You didn’t do that. You’re ok. You’re ok. Let’s lie down. You want to go down? Alright.\"\nPhyllis: \"Wow! Sorry!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. That’s ok. That’s not a problem. Ok, sweetie."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"It’s my back.\"\nMichael: \"It’s her back. We just – We need – Let’s – You know what?\"\nPhyllis: \"Call a doctor.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We’re going to take care of you. We’re gonna get you help. Let’s – come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Call a doctor.\"\nMichael: \"We’re going to take care of you. We’re gonna get you help. Let’s – come on.\"\nPhyllis: \"No. Call Bob.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, no. No. No. This is no good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah. Back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries but more common than wrist injuries.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t need you to give me a history lesson. Ok?\"\nDwight: \"What do you think history is?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s just, we need to get her out of here because no one is going to want to go in there with a woman writhing around on the floor. Wait, wait, wait. But most importantly we need to get her some medical attention. ASAP. Stat."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"No. I didn’t come down here to get wet and wild. I just need you to sign these.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Alright. There you go.\"\nAngela: \"No. You need to sign them all.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No. No. Here is the deal – one signature for every song."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"No. You need to sign them all.\"\nMichael: \"No. No. No. Here is the deal – one signature for every song.\"\nAngela: \"Look, I hate to be “that” person but I just don’t like the general spirit of music.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know. I know, Angela. A lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. If these walls could tale they would say, ” This is a magical place! You are safe here. We have talking walls. We’re not going to eat you.” [Angela shows Michael the papers again] No."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh no, I see they’re letting just anybody in here.\"\nMichael: \"Mmhmm. Yeah, that’s right.\"\nHolly: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"All right.\"\nMichael: \"All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey.\"\nHolly: \"Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Aj: \"We’re designing a house.\"\nMichael: \"Cool. For who?\"\nAj: \"For us.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow… I’m designing a chair. It’s part of your pants. You sit down, you’re supported."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.\"\nMichael: \"That’s right.\"\nHolly: \"[in a New York accent] Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Newspapers for sale!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Ooh, yes please. [takes a bite] Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?\"\nMichael: \"[watching her eat] What?\"\nHolly: \"Do you have a script for the sketch, or…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, no, I just thought we’d wing it. That cool?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time… fix their parents. [both laugh]\"\nMichael: \"Could we get a Delorean?\"\nHolly: \"Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh! [to the theme of “Jaws”] Dun-der. Dun-der…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! [to the theme of “Jaws”] Dun-der. Dun-der…\"\nHolly: \"Dun-der. Dun-der…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!! [both laugh]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song.\"\nMichael: \"[shouts from behind the trees] Uh, it’s a sketch now.\"\nDavid: \"Okay, introducing Scranton’s Michael Scott performing with Nashua’s Holly Flax! I have not seen this. [applause]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And now, presenting…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I am.\"\nHolly: \"For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ohh, I’m thinking… I’m going to say… B, tour of Dartmouth College."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?\"\nMichael: \"Ohh, I’m thinking… I’m going to say… B, tour of Dartmouth College.\"\nHolly: \"That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]\"\nMichael: \"[screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!\"\nHolly: \"[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you’ll get in?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I’m definitely getting in. I’m a shoo-in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you’ll get in?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I’m definitely getting in. I’m a shoo-in.\"\nHolly: \"I’m Robert Dunder.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience’s response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I’m Robert Dunder.\"\nMichael: \"I’m Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience’s response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]\"\nHolly: \"Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I’ve ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"What about the fact that they’re here today? What about that? That didn’t throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch, and he thought, “oh, this would be really funny.”\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nDavid: \"Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, “is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, he’s just thinking about his own gifts."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?\"\nMichael: \"I think it went well. I think it was good.\"\nHolly: \"There weren’t any laughs.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it was a tough audience."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"There weren’t any laughs.\"\nMichael: \"No, it was a tough audience.\"\nHolly: \"Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.\"\nMichael: \"Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.\"\nHolly: \"Well, I’m glad we did it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year’s sketch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"They’re not getting married. It’s just talk.\"\nMichael: \"Did everybody know about this but me?\"\nPhyllis: \"There’s nothing to know, it’s just gossip.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [shaking head disgustedly] Okay… okay. [leaves room]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[typing] Okay, let me finish this thought.\"\nMichael: \"Eric likes Megan.\"\nDwight: \"[still typing] He most definitely does. He’s been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went out on a group date the other night; apparently it went very well.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [annoyed] How do you know this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[still typing] He most definitely does. He’s been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went out on a group date the other night; apparently it went very well.\"\nMichael: \"[annoyed] How do you know this?\"\nDwight: \"[still typing] People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it’s because of my low cheekbones. And… boom. [finishes typing, turns to face Michael] Okay, what is it, what can’t I guess?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team, or being picked for a team and showing up and realizing the team doesn’t exist. Or that the sport doesn’t exist? I should’ve known. Poopball?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Maurie: \"Did Stanley tell you?\"\nMichael: \"[confused] Stanley was on your group date?\"\nMaurie: \"No, Stanley was with his wife. I waved at him, but he didn’t wave back.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] Does anybody else know about this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I’m meeting a client. Do you have a problem with that?\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no. I just had a quick question for you. I’m casting a movie and I’m looking for a woman who can dance, beautiful woman. Do you know anybody?\"\nStanley: \"Goodbye. [walks away]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pays five million dollars. Nudity required."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[approaching Michael] You have to stop this.\"\nMichael: \"[giddy, whispering] Did you hear Stanley’s having an affair?\"\nJim: \"I did. From you. You gotta stop telling people.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, okay, I get it. You feel out of the loop, and you feel sorry for yourself, and it’s really sad because everybody thinks you’re a loser…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I did. From you. You gotta stop telling people.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, okay, I get it. You feel out of the loop, and you feel sorry for yourself, and it’s really sad because everybody thinks you’re a loser…\"\nJim: \"Do you know if it’s true? Do you have any idea? Because you might be ruining his life.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [stares at Jim silently, then walks away]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"[as Michael gets in car] That is ridiculous. Of course not, why would you think that?\"\nMichael: \"So It’s not true. Okay, well… ahhh, those interns, they told me they saw you at a club, and they all said it was you, it was clearly just… racial profiling gossip.\"\nStanley: \"[hits steering wheel angrily] Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [nodding] So stupid!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"[hits steering wheel angrily] Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club.\"\nMichael: \"[nodding] So stupid!\"\nStanley: \"It’s just that… Teri’s been traveling a lot…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"It’s just that… Teri’s been traveling a lot…\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know.\"\nStanley: \"And it’s been lonely.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, I bet."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"And it’s been lonely.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I bet.\"\nStanley: \"Cynthia’s been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill… I didn’t…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wait, hold, hold, hold… so it IS true?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Cynthia’s been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill… I didn’t…\"\nMichael: \"Wait, hold, hold, hold… so it IS true?\"\nStanley: \"Yeah, but Michael, I’m going to go break it off. That’s where I’m headed right now. I swear.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God! Wait a second, do people often say they’re going on sales calls and then go someplace else? ‘Cause that’s not cool."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Yeah, but Michael, I’m going to go break it off. That’s where I’m headed right now. I swear.\"\nMichael: \"Oh my God! Wait a second, do people often say they’re going on sales calls and then go someplace else? ‘Cause that’s not cool.\"\nStanley: \"I just need you to promise not to say a word about this to anyone. Michael, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [muttering] I’m not saying… a damn thing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I just need you to promise not to say a word about this to anyone. Michael, please.\"\nMichael: \"[muttering] I’m not saying… a damn thing.\"\nStanley: \"I’m counting on you, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [looking afraid] You can count on me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I might have extra, it just depends on how many I eat.\"\nMichael: \"Did you hear about Angela? That’s pretty weird.\"\nKevin: \"Yeah… what do you mean exactly?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, the fact that she is apparently dating an 81-year-old billionaire. Owns a Quizno’s on the turnpike."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"She always eats my lunch.\"\nMichael: \"Anorexia. She’s an anorexatic.\"\nErin: \"We should do something.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nothing can be done, we just have to tell everybody and hope for the best I guess."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"No. We heard that about Jim.\"\nMichael: \"Jim? No, no. I spread the rumor that somebody here was a J. Crew model, and I was referring to myself.\"\nAngela: \"How is that a bad rumor?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because a lot of people think that models, even though they’re very attractive, are somewhat vapid. It’s set our industry back quite a bit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, we only told our parents last week.\"\nMichael: \"Did you pee on a stick?\"\nJim: \"I did. It was inconclusive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You should’ve told me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[gets up to leave room, Michael gestures for him to stay]\"\nMichael: \"Hold on a second, Cynthia.\"\nJim: \"[hangs up Michael’s phone, leaves room]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it turns out that Teri was already suspicious, because she had caught Stanley and Cynthia a few months ago. So Stanley promised that he would stop, and he did, end of story. Well, not exactly. [camera pans down from Michael’s office window to parking lot below, Stanley is seen destroying Michael’s Sebring with a crowbar] Uhh, Cynthia kept calling him, she would not stop calling him, and she was in love with him. Oh, and get this. Cynthia, also married. So… you can’t stop love, I guess [Jim is seen displaying fetus picture on his desk as Pam smiles] and quite frankly, I don’t think you should ever try."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Yeah sure.\"\nMichael: \"I’m going in for a procedure today.\"\nOscar: \"Is everything okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, it’s routine.  I’m just a little bit scared."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Is everything okay?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, it’s routine.  I’m just a little bit scared.\"\nOscar: \"I’m sure everything will be fine.  [pulls up a chair]  What do you? What’s the procedure, if you don’t mind my asking?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is a colonoscopy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay, it’s just three or four steps but thank you, thank you.\"\nMichael: \"You and Jim are close, huh?\"\nPam: \"Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, what do you think he and David are talking about? What do you…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, what do you think he and David are talking about? What do you…\"\nPam: \"Ummm, I don’t know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you said good luck to Jim as he walked in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Ummm, I don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"Well, you said good luck to Jim as he walked in.\"\nPam: \"Did I?  Doesn’t sound like me, not very superstitious.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar.  That’s how it works.  They inherit things through the breast milk."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Did I?  Doesn’t sound like me, not very superstitious.\"\nMichael: \"If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar.  That’s how it works.  They inherit things through the breast milk.\"\nPam: \"Please don’t talk about my breast milk.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just don’t want you to lie to me.  I don’t want you to ever lie to me.  Have I ever lied to you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Think they’re talking about me?\"\nMichael: \"No, I think they’re talking about me.\"\nCreed: \"Yeah, that makes way more sense.   Okay thanks boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is Jim telling him?  That I can’t handle this job?  That ‘s bull crap.  That is bull crap.  Although, it has been chaotic lately.  Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch which left us to absorb all of their clients.  I will tell you there has been work everyday.  Had to come in on a Saturday. To retrieve… I left my cell phone here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Are you sure you’re okay with these new responsibilites?\"\nMichael: \"Look who you’re talking to.\"\nDavid: \"I’m just trying to figure out the best way to utilize everyone’s talents.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I would say that my greatest talent is being the best man, woman, or child, to have ever run this branch, ever."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I’m just trying to figure out the best way to utilize everyone’s talents.\"\nMichael: \"Well I would say that my greatest talent is being the best man, woman, or child, to have ever run this branch, ever.\"\nDavid: \"What about Jim?  Do you think Jim is someone who is ready to move into a management position?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [looks at Jim]   Permission to speak on the record?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"What about Jim?  Do you think Jim is someone who is ready to move into a management position?\"\nMichael: \"[looks at Jim]   Permission to speak on the record?\"\nDavid: \"Please do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim is like Big Bird.  He is tall and yellow and very nice.  But would I put him in charge?  No, I don’t think so.  Because Big Bird doesn’t make the tough decisions.  I… If I was gonna put someone in charge, I would put Burt in charge or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge, like Maria or Gordon, maybe."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Please do.\"\nMichael: \"Jim is like Big Bird.  He is tall and yellow and very nice.  But would I put him in charge?  No, I don’t think so.  Because Big Bird doesn’t make the tough decisions.  I… If I was gonna put someone in charge, I would put Burt in charge or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge, like Maria or Gordon, maybe.\"\nDavid: \"I thought you liked Jim?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Very much, Jim is my best friend. But it’s his performance report… right here.  Now this was written by Toby, who we all know is extremely reliable."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I thought you liked Jim?\"\nMichael: \"Very much, Jim is my best friend. But it’s his performance report… right here.  Now this was written by Toby, who we all know is extremely reliable.\"\nDavid: \"[reading performance report]  “Constant office distractions, spends way too much time at reception, antagonizes other salesman, not at all what he thinks he is.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s not very well written, but you get the gist."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"[reading performance report]  “Constant office distractions, spends way too much time at reception, antagonizes other salesman, not at all what he thinks he is.”\"\nMichael: \"It’s not very well written, but you get the gist.\"\nDavid: \"Is there anybody else you think could run the day to day of the branch?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can just continue to run it myself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Is there anybody else you think could run the day to day of the branch?\"\nMichael: \"I can just continue to run it myself.\"\nDavid: \"Jim had an interesting idea to help you with this extra work load and it involved you being promoted to oversee all northeast sales and then Jim would be promoted to your position.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This was Jim’s idea?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"When you were in the office earlier talking to Wallace, did I come up at all?\"\nMichael: \"Well we did talk about how handsome you are.\"\nJim: \"Why don’t we head in your office to talk?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh what a week, God.  We said… I know there were certain things we said…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Why don’t we head in your office to talk?\"\nMichael: \"Oh what a week, God.  We said… I know there were certain things we said…\"\nJim: \"Michael, look I’ll just be honest with you.  Earlier today I spoke with Wallace about a promotion.  I actually think that talk went really well.  And then after he spoke with you, for some reason it felt like things had changed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hmmm, that’s weird, that’s weird… it’s kinda weirding me out.  Did you know that Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, look I’ll just be honest with you.  Earlier today I spoke with Wallace about a promotion.  I actually think that talk went really well.  And then after he spoke with you, for some reason it felt like things had changed.\"\nMichael: \"Hmmm, that’s weird, that’s weird… it’s kinda weirding me out.  Did you know that Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.\"\nJim: \"Michael, did you say anything?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tell you what, when you leave this office I am going to call Wallace and I am going to tell him that you should get that promotion."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"So, what, you’re changing your mind about Jim?\"\nMichael: \"Absolutely, [turns speakerphone off] not. [turns speakerphone back on]  Like I said before, Jim is fantastic and he deserves this job.\"\nDavid: \"Michael, it seems like you’re cutting in and out… This is not what you said earlier.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wha… here’s the thing, Jim is the best man for this job, I think you should give it to him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Michael, it seems like you’re cutting in and out… This is not what you said earlier.\"\nMichael: \"Wha… here’s the thing, Jim is the best man for this job, I think you should give it to him.\"\nDavid: \"Well, it doesn’t change what you showed me in Jim’s file.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, nnnn, that… that was an anomaly.  That file had been falsified.  Toby Flenderson is doing drugs."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"How many times have I asked you to put me up for a branch manager job.\"\nMichael: \"I never recommended you because I didn’t want to lose you and I didn’t want to lose Pam, [starts to choke up] and now I don’t wanna lose the baby.\"\nJim: \"So instead, you screwed me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what she…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"David Wallace is calling.\"\nMichael: \"Kind of in the middle of something here.\"\nErin: \"Should I tell him you’ll call him back?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I, yeah… no, I’ll tell him myself.  Let’s both."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Hey Michael, you got Jim there with you?\"\nMichael: \"No, it’s just us.\"\nDavid: \"Actually, can you call Jim in? I want him on, please.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, oh, well here he is right now.  [Michael knocks on desk]  Come in.  [Makes sound effects for door opening and footsteps and points to Jim to answer]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay people,  listen up, I have an announcement to make, fraud was committed…\"\nMichael: \"Okay everybody, I have an announcement to make… whoa do you have an announcement?\"\nDwight: \"I’m… I was making it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Everybody, David Wallace and I have talked and we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co-manager."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Jim won’t sign my expense report.\"\nMichael: \"That is not– okay– that is day-to-day.\"\nDwight: \"No, that is huge.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re trying to trick me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No, that is huge.\"\nMichael: \"You’re trying to trick me.\"\nDwight: \"This has to do–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, maybe we should talk specifics.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s do.\"\nJim: \"Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: N– well, to be fair, Jim… James… Jimothy… To be fair, Jimothy, the– ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.\"\nMichael: \"N– well, to be fair, Jim… James… Jimothy… To be fair, Jimothy, the– ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?\"\nJim: \"I am.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn’t about planets…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yes, I agree.\"\nMichael: \"Because it’s a big universe, and we’re all just little, tiny specks of dust.\"\nJim: \"I just think that maybe they’re eating large amounts of the day.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep, it’s light out, you wake up, it’s dark. That’s the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"How about this? I think our goal should be we don’t have meetings unless they’re absolutely essential.\"\nMichael: \"Alright. No more meetings this week.\"\nJim: \"Really? You just agreed to that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can be very suprising."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[walks in, see’s Oscar, Stanley, Creed and Kelly sitting in Michaels office] Okay, I thought I saw people missing.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, just focus-grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.\"\nJim: \"Really? Hey, Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stanley, you don’t need to answer that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people’s time with meetings like these.\"\nMichael: \"What do you mean by “these people”?\"\nJim: \"Michael, this is a conference room meeting.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, this is a conference room meeting.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room.\"\nJim: \"That’s not what I meant.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s not what I meant.\"\nMichael: \"Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want.\"\nJim: \"I disagree.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do you guys think? [all start talking at the same time]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I disagree.\"\nMichael: \"What do you guys think? [all start talking at the same time]\"\nJim: \"Great. Guys, can I just have a moment alone with Michael?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, you don’t need to go anywhere. Anything that Jim has to say to me, he can say in front of these types of people."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Great. Guys, can I just have a moment alone with Michael?\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, you don’t need to go anywhere. Anything that Jim has to say to me, he can say in front of these types of people.\"\nJim: \"That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is not what Wallace told us."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager.\"\nMichael: \"That is not what Wallace told us.\"\nJim: \"That’s exactly what Wallace told us.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is not the way I heard it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Alright, thanks alot, David.\"\nMichael: \"Talk to you later– [Jim hangs up] Okay, you didn’t let me say good-bye. [sighs, and claps hands once] Alright, I am looking forward to this.\"\nJim: \"You don’t have to lie.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I hate the fact that we have to do this together. I think we work better separately. When I am irritated and I look at you, I don’t see you anymore."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Do you mean, like break-in in the middle of the night and change the numbers on payroll?\"\nMichael: \"No, we can do it during the day. It doesn’t have to be that dramatic, Jim.\"\nJim: \"Okay. You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim, don’t take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay. You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.\"\nMichael: \"Jim, don’t take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?\"\nJim: \"It’s hard to tell so far.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You use your brain too much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"It’s hard to tell so far.\"\nMichael: \"You use your brain too much.\"\nJim: \"I’m sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sometimes the smartest people don’t think at all."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I’m sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?\"\nMichael: \"Sometimes the smartest people don’t think at all.\"\nJim: \"You just came up with that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: As I was saying it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You just came up with that.\"\nMichael: \"As I was saying it.\"\nJim: \"Yeah. Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro– everyone gets a little bit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [in nerdy voice] Con– you look like a nerd."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah. Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro– everyone gets a little bit.\"\nMichael: \"[in nerdy voice] Con– you look like a nerd.\"\nJim: \"Con– no one gets as much as they did last year.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pro– you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Con– no one gets as much as they did last year.\"\nMichael: \"Pro– you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.\"\nJim: \"Pro– no favoritism.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Con– you unzip your pants, and you find that there’s a calculator down there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You know, the more I think about it, the more I think we should give it to the salesmen.\"\nMichael: \"That will not go over well.\"\nJim: \"I know. I just think it seems smart to keep the salesmen happy right now. ‘Course I know that this might come off as biased, so you know what? Let us…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God! Are you gonna make another pro and con list? I’m gonna kill myself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I know. I just think it seems smart to keep the salesmen happy right now. ‘Course I know that this might come off as biased, so you know what? Let us…\"\nMichael: \"Oh, my God! Are you gonna make another pro and con list? I’m gonna kill myself.\"\nJim: \"I’m not gonna let you stop me from thinking.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! I could not do that, Jim. I can see it in your crusty little eyes that you are going to make everything perfect. If I can just think this through, if I could just think it exactly right, I can make this perfect, and then I can go down every avenue, and every avenue off of that avenue, and then another avenue."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Look, you have a lot of strengths.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I do?! Tell me what they are.\"\nJim: \"I think that you are able to take constructive criticism very well.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ha! That– I am not known for that!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think that you are able to take constructive criticism very well.\"\nMichael: \"Ha! That– I am not known for that!\"\nJim: \"But there is a reason why I’m here!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes! You went over my head to Wallace!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"But there is a reason why I’m here!\"\nMichael: \"Yes! You went over my head to Wallace!\"\nJim: \"No, it’s because you also have a lot of weaknesses, Michael!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Well, why don’t you tell me what those are, Jim? Why don’t you enliven me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"At thinking out the options, and then stating that decision very clearly, especially when it’s an unpopular decision.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, here’s a tough decision for you. You suck! You suck! Is that clear enough for you?!\"\nJim: \"But maybe I’m here for a reason, because I might have some good ideas, too. I’ve been sitting out there, and I’ve been learning a lot, and maybe I can just bring something different to the table.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, Skippy, here we go. Why don’t you run yourself out there and tell them? [laughs] You call it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"But maybe I’m here for a reason, because I might have some good ideas, too. I’ve been sitting out there, and I’ve been learning a lot, and maybe I can just bring something different to the table.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, Skippy, here we go. Why don’t you run yourself out there and tell them? [laughs] You call it.\"\nJim: \"[leave the conference room to address everyone]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to the camera] This had better be terrible."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Rank each person individually?\"\nMichael: \"Mm-hmm. Piece of cake. Ryan, obviously the best.\"\nJim: \"[sarcastically] Well, obviously. Too bad he’s a temp and doesn’t count, so let’s get started. [starts to write on a piece of paper]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you making a–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"He’s not a part of this. You know that.\"\nMichael: \"Just wanted to draw a picture of him.\"\nJim: \"Okay, your move.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright! Who to pick? [walking around the table] Who to pick?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, your move.\"\nMichael: \"Alright! Who to pick? [walking around the table] Who to pick?\"\nJim: \"Here we go.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… will skip a turn."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Here we go.\"\nMichael: \"I… will skip a turn.\"\nJim: \"Okay, you’re gonna still have to play that bean. You know that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I need more time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Uh, on a scale of one to ten, I’d say I’m about a four.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, what are you usually?\"\nJim: \"Six. You?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Usually a ten, but I’m feeling like a zero."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Six. You?\"\nMichael: \"Usually a ten, but I’m feeling like a zero.\"\nJim: \"I mean, a performance-based raise sounded like a good idea, right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I mean, a performance-based raise sounded like a good idea, right?\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know.\"\nJim: \"We tried to find the fairest way to do it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, we did."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"We tried to find the fairest way to do it.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, we did.\"\nJim: \"I just– what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, nothing. I just… I used to have to do this part alone, and it was the worst. I have something I would like to give you. [leaves office]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[Michael give Jim a “World’s Best Boss” mug] Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"You’re welcome.\"\nJim: \"What’s in here?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Gin. [toast, sip]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara. [laughter]\"\nMichael: \"Don’t. Don’t. Don’t. You stole my joke. Don’t steal my joke.\"\nAndy: \"No… I didn’t steal your joke.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. I said that yesterday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"For instance, Pam’s cousin, Jocelyn Webster.\"\nMichael: \"There’s… a name.\"\nDwight: \"Two years ago she was selling a mountain bike.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Well, tell me about Jocelyn."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.\"\nMichael: \"Is that all you have on her?\"\nDwight: \"Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re an idiot."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What? No way!\"\nMichael: \"Those glasses are super dark.\"\nDwight: \"Oh. God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright. We need some tunes, I think."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You know what? I made you a cd…\"\nMichael: \"You did?\"\nDwight: \"Mmm-hmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was nice of you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Mmm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"That was nice of you.\"\nDwight: \"This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in.\"\nDwight: \"You’re gonna like this. [Dwight’s voice on the cd] “Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. ‘What’s next?’, you’re probably wondering. Don’t be scared of you’re night in heaven–” [Michael turns off cd]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’re gonna like this. [Dwight’s voice on the cd] “Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. ‘What’s next?’, you’re probably wondering. Don’t be scared of you’re night in heaven–” [Michael turns off cd]\"\nMichael: \"Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?\"\nDwight: \"Yeah. It’s practical.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No. That’s not how it works."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No way. What if I meet someone?\"\nMichael: \"I’m staying in your–  Come on, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"No. No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would do the same for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait a second. Oh. No, no, no. This must be some kind of mistake. This reservation seems to be under an M. Scott. This must be yours.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Thank God.\"\nDwight: \"Oh no. Now that I don’t have a room, can I stay with you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um… no. And you know what? I would say yes but you can’t. And I’ll tell you why."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Ok. Ok. A-ha-ha! [rips reservation out of Michael’s hand] That was a test. You have failed. For this is my room. You would not share with me.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t have a room?\"\nDwight: \"No you do not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. ‘Oooh. You must pass the dungeon wisdom test.’"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.\"\nMichael: \"Hey. Stanley? Can I stay in your room tonight?\"\nStanley: \"Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Not in the same bed. In the other bed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.\"\nMichael: \"Not in the same bed. In the other bed.\"\nStanley: \"I got one queen size bed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You… are… kidding me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I got one queen size bed.\"\nMichael: \"You… are… kidding me.\"\nStanley: \"A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not a physics major, Stanley. I’m just saying be careful. Hey, guys. Hey. Could I stay in your room tonight?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, I thought we discussed that we would rather you not speak, like, at all. Because it’s just going to be blood relatives, I think.\"\nMichael: \"[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.\"\nJim: \"Pretty sure everyone heard that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Didn’t move my lips."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It’s just for family.\"\nMichael: \"Well, who’s that one?\"\nDwight: \"Isabel Poreba. Oh, I’ve got stuff on her. [laughs] In 1996 her tenth grade volleyball team went 10-2.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What am I supposed to do with that, Dwight?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I can’t believe it was me.\"\nMichael: \"I know. I can’t believe it was you, either. I actually think it takes a lot of pressure off of me.\"\nJim: \"Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have not found that to be the case."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mema: \"I want to go to bed but I can’t. I can’t turn that television off.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Ok. Well… hook you up, there. [turns off tv]\"\nMema: \"Oh. Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re welcome."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mema: \"Oh. Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"You’re welcome.\"\nMema: \"It was that horrible Charlie Rose.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Isn’t he terrible? May I? Here’s the thing. Umm… Mema, I think you just need to chill out about this whole Pam getting pregnant thing. It’s not 1890 anymore. It’s modern day. And women have sex before marriage and I think we need to celebrate that. And I know in your day she would be considered a whore but, now, women go out and they have sex and they get wild and they take their tops off and they have pictures taken of them and we need to encouage them. That’s part of life."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mema: \"This used to be such a great country.\"\nMichael: \"I know.\"\nMema: \"I don’t know what happened to it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They’re gonna name the baby after you, you know. They’re gonna call it Mema."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mema: \"I don’t know what happened to it.\"\nMichael: \"They’re gonna name the baby after you, you know. They’re gonna call it Mema.\"\nMema: \"You mean, Sylvia.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, and if it’s a boy they will call it Sylvio."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What? It’s a casual, social outfit.\"\nMichael: \"Looks like you’re going to a fish fry, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"No. They’re howling at the moon. It’s suggestive to women because of the howling during sex.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. [Dwight howls] That’s not appropriate. [Dwight continues howling] Uncool. Uncool, Dwight. [they both howl] Ok. Ok. Come on. Let’s go. [both howl as they exit]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I found twins.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, my God. Twins. I’m sorry. You understand. Nice to meet you.\"\nDwight: \"Aren’t they magnificent?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They’re men, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Aren’t they magnificent?\"\nMichael: \"They’re men, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"I love finding a good set of twins.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Something is wrong with you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh my goodness.\"\nMichael: \"Oh my God.  You’re not going to be able to talk back.\"\nDwight: \"You’ll have Pam to answer to.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She’ll be sitting home saying, “Jim… take the baby to the zoo cause I want to sit at home and eat bon-bons.”  [Dwight laughs] “And… and clip my toenails.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’ll have Pam to answer to.\"\nMichael: \"She’ll be sitting home saying, “Jim… take the baby to the zoo cause I want to sit at home and eat bon-bons.”  [Dwight laughs] “And… and clip my toenails.”\"\nDwight: \"“Jim… hey why don’t you braid my hair.  I want to watch TV.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Now you sound like Kermit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[lays on bed] Really?  I hadn’t noticed.  Too busy knocking boots.\"\nMichael: \"[watching Dwight eat breakfast] How can you eat like that?\"\nDwight: \"I’m ravenous after a night of love making.  You?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I’m hungry, but I’m not going to make a pig out of myself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m ravenous after a night of love making.  You?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I’m hungry, but I’m not going to make a pig out of myself.\"\nDwight: \"Hey, what was she like?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She was cute.  You know?  She was hot.  She was very hot.  She made love like a tiger."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey, what was she like?\"\nMichael: \"She was cute.  You know?  She was hot.  She was very hot.  She made love like a tiger.\"\nDwight: \"Brides side or grooms side?  Or townie?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She was from Europe."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh please.  Put a gun in my mouth.\"\nMichael: \"No… you’re crazy.\"\nDwight: \"Look.  She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.  She’s a bumpkin.  Pass.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She’s– okay.  Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist?  You have to take x-rays.  You have to scrape the plaque off of people’s teeth.  You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they’re not scared when the dentist comes in.  It– it–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Look.  She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.  She’s a bumpkin.  Pass.\"\nMichael: \"She’s– okay.  Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist?  You have to take x-rays.  You have to scrape the plaque off of people’s teeth.  You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they’re not scared when the dentist comes in.  It– it–\"\nDwight: \"You should ask her out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [stands up and walks away]  I already have my European girlfriend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet.\"\nMichael: \"All right…\"\nMeredith: \"He calls it an upper decker.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, okay. God. What you people don’t know about business, I could fill a book with."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"[Michael walks in office, man waits on couch] Mr. Grotti, this is Michael Scott. He’s the person you should talk to.\"\nMichael: \"Oh hi. I’m sorry, just a sec. [whispers] Erin, you’re supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is?\"\nErin: \"In your schedule it just says nine til noon is “creative space” and I thought this could be part of that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you know how creative space works? Okay I just cancelled my afternoon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"In your schedule it just says nine til noon is “creative space” and I thought this could be part of that.\"\nMichael: \"Do you know how creative space works? Okay I just cancelled my afternoon.\"\nErin: \"You don’t have anything in the afternoon. It just says “free play.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Push free play til tomorrow morning. [to Grotti] Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You’re seeing how the sausage gets made."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Grotti: \"God forbid you…  should have a fire in the warehouse.\"\nMichael: \"Oh yup. Yeah, definitely. All that paper burning up.\"\nGrotti: \"Yeah, and a truck, goes off the side of the road, there’s injury.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmhm, I hear you. The truck."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Grotti: \"You will be hearing from me Mr. Scott.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, well.\"\nGrotti: \"I can be very very persistent.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do your worst. [they shake hands]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"No I disagree. “R” is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it “murder.” And not “muck-duck.”\"\nMichael: \"Okay too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.\"\nDwight: \"Lock your door!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not gonna lock my door.  [door closes. Then clicks locked]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"That’s how it works!\"\nMichael: \"What am I supposed to do here?\"\nAndy: \"When somebody threatens you, you give in right away. Okay you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was thinking exactly the same thing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[snaps fingers] I like this plan. I’d like to officially withdraw my plan.\"\nMichael: \"Hold on, hold on! Just-\"\nAndy: \"No, no, no. My plan is out! We do this the hard way.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. I will meet with him, but I’m not going alone."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Waitress: \"Okay then. And for you sir?\"\nMichael: \"I will have the gabba-gool.\"\nWaitress: \"The… what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The gabba-gool."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Grotti: \"I’m sure he can handle a simple jump-start. Now come on, sit down.\"\nMichael: \"He’s a good mechanic.\"\nGrotti: \"Where were we?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He was trying to force you to decide on a policy.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, okay okay.\"\nDwight: \"So we’re choosing…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yep, all right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"So we’re choosing…\"\nMichael: \"Yep, all right.\"\nDwight: \"Check out Dental?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Put it down."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"How did you get this number? Michael, we’re on a catamaran.\"\nMichael: \"It wasn’t easy. I had to tell the hotel it was a medical emergency. I chose massive coronary, cause you told me that your Dad had a bad heart. Listen man, I, I got a problem, I think I’m in trouble with the mob. Or a major insurance carrier.\"\nJim: \"That sounds bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I know and you usually can get out of stuff like this, so I’m turning to you my friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"All you’re gonna need to [faking a bad connection] and-  it- and then go to–\"\nMichael: \"Jim? Are you?\"\nJim: \"And then you’ll be saved.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? Wait, I didn’t hear a thing you just said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"And then you’ll be saved.\"\nMichael: \"What? Wait, I didn’t hear a thing you just said.\"\nJim: \"Just [drops] and then you’ll be saved.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! God! I missed, I missed the important part again!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Just [drops] and then you’ll be saved.\"\nMichael: \"No! God! I missed, I missed the important part again!\"\nJim: \"A- ah–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No!  Oh my God!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"A- ah–\"\nMichael: \"No!  Oh my God!\"\nJim: \"And you’ll be saved.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, Jim please, repeat what you’re saying! I can’t understand you!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"And you’ll be saved.\"\nMichael: \"No, Jim please, repeat what you’re saying! I can’t understand you!\"\nJim: \"I [drops out] at the Bermuda Triangle. An-  M-  please don’t call again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim?!? [dial tone] Oh my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Accounting-wise, no. But phone-wise, just call up and cancel it.\"\nMichael: \"Oh no. Um. What about this Cash For Clunkers thing?\"\nOscar: \"Just- no.  No.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. Well, it was a thought. Thanks."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Grotti: \"This is Grotti.\"\nMichael: \"This is Scott.\"\nGrotti: \"Oh! Great. Michael, I’m finishing up your paperwork right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh really? Is that supposed to scare me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Grotti: \"Oh! Great. Michael, I’m finishing up your paperwork right now.\"\nMichael: \"Oh really? Is that supposed to scare me?\"\nGrotti: \"I, I thought you’d be pleased.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I’m actually kind of PO’d."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay that’s-\"\nMichael: \"And I’m not gonna buy your stupid insurance.\"\nDwight: \"That’s good, let’s wrap it up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you, if you show your face around here again, got it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You’re messing with me.\"\nMichael: \"About what?\"\nJim: \"You did not have sex with Pam’s mom.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, big time."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You did not have sex with Pam’s mom.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, big time.\"\nJim: \"What kind of car does she drive?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She drives a green camry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh my God. [Michael bangs the table] Oh my God.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] What?\"\nJim: \"Okay, never tell Pam, and secondly-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, good, a pact. A pact. Although I may have to break it tonight when Helene and I tell Pam over dinner. You alright?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that, and please, for both our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.\"\nMichael: \"I think you’re underestimating Pam. I think more than anything, she wants me to be happy.\"\nJim: \"No, not more than anything.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, I have a good thing with the mom-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, not more than anything.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, I have a good thing with the mom-\"\nJim: \"Don’t call her “the mom.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She’s right on my way home from work."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Don’t call her “the mom.”\"\nMichael: \"She’s right on my way home from work.\"\nJim: \"Then take a different way home, man!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I di- alright, I’ll take surface streets, its- the last thing in the world I would want to do is upset Pam."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Wow, Botticelli’s, that sounds like a special occasion.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, no, it’s nobody.\"\nPam: \"[laughs] I don’t know. I think Michael has a date.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [chuckles] Hmm… no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[laughs] I don’t know. I think Michael has a date.\"\nMichael: \"[chuckles] Hmm… no.\"\nPam: \"[laughs] I think you have a date.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Uh, I think we should just drop it… ’cause obviously he doesn’t want to talk about it.\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] I don’t deserve this, guys.\"\nJim: \"Yes, you do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I don’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Just take the parrot.\"\nMichael: \"[long exhale]\"\nJim: \"Okay, back to the old grind.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was probably going to break up with her anyway."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, but I mean, if you really like this person, then you should see where it goes.\"\nMichael: \"You want me to be happy?\"\nPam: \"Of course.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Part of the problem is, she is the mother of a close friend of mine."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh! Gossip, who is it? Who is it? Who is it, Michael? …Who?\"\nMichael: \"It’s okay.\"\nPam: \"No, no, no, no, no.  Oh, no. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Nooooo!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That could have gone one of two ways, but I never expected her to get upset."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"There’s an egg on your head and the yolk is running down, the yolk is running down…\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] Feels good.\"\nDwight: \"There’s a knife in your back and the blood is gushing down…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m sleeping with Pam’s mom. Sometimes, dinner."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Trust me it would only make you mad.  [opera continues, Dwight looks at Jim standing outside his office, waves, Jim waves back]\"\nMichael: \"[in the conference room leading a meeting] Due to a certain recent incident, corporate has asked all the branches to come up with ideas as to how we can better communicate with our communities.\"\nAndy: \"Is this because of the 60 Minutes segment about working conditions in our Peruvian paper mill?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That was a hit job.  If you read the Dunder Mifflin press release it clearly states that they had absolutely nothing to do with that particular cancer cluster.  So if there is a lesson to be learned here and I’m not sure that there is, it is that in order to help our communities, we need to put other people’s needs ahead of our own."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"[to Angela] Shhh…\"\nMichael: \"[on phone] No, no, no, I’ll talk to her.  I will… No… nobody talks to my baby that way… uh ah… yeah, I’ll let you know how it goes.  Alright, by pickle.\"\nKevin: \"Who’s pickle?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [hangs up phone and walks back into conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly, you need to apologize to your mother right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Uhh, huh, ho… oooh my God, you are ridiculous!\"\nMichael: \"Do not talk to me that way!  I am your boss and I may someday be your father, so get out.\"\nPam: \"You are never going to be my father, you get out!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I hope that you are willing to die in this office, because I am…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Yeah, sure, what’s up?\"\nMichael: \"Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier that was… uncalled for, I’m sorry.\"\nToby: \"Um, yeah, ah, ah, that means a lot.  Thank you for saying it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Can I sit down for a second?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Um, yeah, ah, ah, that means a lot.  Thank you for saying it.\"\nMichael: \"Can I sit down for a second?\"\nToby: \"Yeah, er… pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Yeah, er… pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.\"\nMichael: \"This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.\"\nToby: \"Ah, you should probably deal with that outside of the work place.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Ah, you should probably deal with that outside of the work place.\"\nMichael: \"She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.\"\nToby: \"Ok, I mean, I could talk to her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really?  Would you do that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Ok, I mean, I could talk to her.\"\nMichael: \"Really?  Would you do that?\"\nToby: \"Yeah… that’s why they pay me the big bucks.  [both laugh]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [hugs Toby, who smiles big] You’re a good, good guy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Mmmmm, yes!\"\nMichael: \"Well, that is not gonna happen!\"\nPam: \"Then why’d you even offer!?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Then why’d you even offer!?\"\nMichael: \"Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.\"\nPam: \"Michael, let me make this very easy for you, I could give a sh[beep] about your happiness!  Stop dating my mother!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what?  I’m gonna start dating her even harder."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, let me make this very easy for you, I could give a sh[beep] about your happiness!  Stop dating my mother!\"\nMichael: \"You know what?  I’m gonna start dating her even harder.\"\nPam: \"What’s that supposed to mean?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what it means."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Mmm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"Do you like TCBY?\"\nJim: \"Who doesn’t?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t believe it’s- I can’t believe it’s yogurt. Uh… it’ll be fun"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That is a mistake.\"\nMichael: \"You should give them a call. Check that out.\"\nJim: \"Alright. Let’s clear this up. [on phone] Well, there’s actually been a few changes in the company and Michael and I are actually at the same level. So, I can- no. Nope. Why would that be a problem?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim’s a good kid. He can handle a lot but sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh… why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Great. See ya’ then.\"\nMichael: \"Wha- what?\"\nJim: \"They said that they would feel more comfortable if you came along.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don’t understand."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"They said that they would feel more comfortable if you came along.\"\nMichael: \"Why don’t they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don’t understand.\"\nJim: \"I absolutely don’t understand, either.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t want you to feel like I’m baby-sitting you, or something. Alright."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah. I’ve spoken to them on the phone.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, well… this is not the phone. This is real life, baby, and you gotta own it. Is that what you are wearing?\"\nJim: \"Yes, it is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yes, it is.\"\nMichael: \"…and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that.\"\nJim: \"No thanks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They are into style."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No thanks.\"\nMichael: \"They are into style.\"\nJim: \"Mmm-hmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They are into appearance. We are selling success."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Mmm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"They are into appearance. We are selling success.\"\nJim: \"…and paper.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s sorta secondary. [offers Jim the watch again]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Um, Michael? The custodian called again. Apparently a Koi has died. [everyone shows remorse]\"\nMichael: \"It’s a fish.\"\nErin: \"They want you to pay for it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It could’ve died of natural causes. So…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think you just gotta ride this one out, man.\"\nMichael: \"No, Jim. You don’t understand. Things like this don’t just die. Kids in high school still call me ‘Ponytail’.\"\nJim: \"No, they don’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, they do, Jim. Because of the time I got my ponytail stuck in the power trail."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, they don’t.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, they do, Jim. Because of the time I got my ponytail stuck in the power trail.\"\nJim: \"Maybe if you make fun of yourself it’ll all go away.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want to make fun of you right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Maybe if you make fun of yourself it’ll all go away.\"\nMichael: \"I want to make fun of you right now.\"\nJim: \"Really? Do it. I am a big, stupid goofball.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Don’t do that. You’re not. You’re not stupid."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Guys. Michael can’t handle this and as your boss I’m saying we’re not watching it.\"\nMichael: \"No. It’s ok. Watch it. He can’t fire all of you.\"\nJim: \"What are you doing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s alright. I can handle it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[laughing] He’s alright.\"\nMichael: \"No. He’s a- yeah, he’s alright. Ok. [holds door open as they exit]\"\nJim: \"Thanks Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re welcome. Whoa! [leans back] Almost fell. [they both laugh]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’re thinking of deer penis.\"\nMichael: \"It worked.\"\nDwight: \"Regardless.  That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry.  [holds up tray] Bagel?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t mind if I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Regardless.  That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry.  [holds up tray] Bagel?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t mind if I do.\"\nDwight: \"K. I brought cheese too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m taking one for my lady friend."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"Tell her how you gave it to me.\"\nMichael: \"No, that wouldn’t be–\"\nHelene: \"He put it around my neck while I was still asleep this morning.  What a nice way to wake up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. The rest of the story has been censored due to– inappropriosity."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"Well, thank you.  All of you.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it was actually me alone, so– wow look at this place.  Really makes me want to go to Italy some day.\"\nHelene: \"Oh you’ll love it.  You can have my guide books.  I think I’m done with those really long plane rides.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Thank you.  Thanks for lending me the books."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"Oh, oh no.  I don’t think so.\"\nMichael: \"I am.  I’m definitely going to do it.  I’ve already got the run and the bike thing down.  Just need to learn how to swim.  Come on, you in?\"\nHelene: \"Oh no, I think a triathlon is pretty much something I can rule out.  It just– doesn’t interest me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So it’s a matter of interest.  Good, okay.  It’s not anything you would have ever done."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"Oh no, I think a triathlon is pretty much something I can rule out.  It just– doesn’t interest me.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s a matter of interest.  Good, okay.  It’s not anything you would have ever done.\"\nHelene: \"Hmm… I might have done it when I was younger, but now there’s just other things I’d rather be doing, instead of running and jumping and swimming–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well there’s no jumping in a triathlon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"You want to go snowboarding?\"\nMichael: \"I might.\"\nHelene: \"Michael, what are you talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Nothing.  Just life– and doing things– before you die. I don’t know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey. Where’d you go?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, just went to the bathroom.\"\nPam: \"And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I got thirsty."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?\"\nMichael: \"I got thirsty.\"\nPam: \"Okay, weirdo.  Come on.  It’s time for cake.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Honestly, for a long time I thought I was going to grow old with Holly.  And then I met Helene.  And she is great and she already knows and has done everything  that I have ever wanted to do and can tell me about it.  But, I think I want to do those things myself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael.  Michael ,it’s okay.\"\nMichael: \"No it’s not.\"\nPam: \"I know that it took me a little while to come around and its still a little weird to get used to, but you obviously make my mom very happy.  And that makes me happy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow.  That just– you’ve really grown."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I have the lowest sales record of anyone here.\"\nMichael: \"That’s– no, no– it’s not about numbers, Pam.  It’s about attitude.\"\nPam: \"I have the worst attitude of any person here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you want the raise or what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I have the worst attitude of any person here.\"\nMichael: \"Do you want the raise or what?\"\nPam: \"Yeah, I’ll take it. [turns to leave]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hey, Pam, Pam– with this raise there are strings attached.  [Pam sighs]  And the string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I’ll take it. [turns to leave]\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Pam, Pam– with this raise there are strings attached.  [Pam sighs]  And the string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude.\"\nPam: \"You’re bribing me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No!  No– no I am not.  Unless you want me to.  DO you want me to? Cause I will.  I will bribe you.  No.  Your face is saying don’t– unless I haven’t offered you enough… your face isn’t changing.  What is it?  Talk to me face.  Tell me what Pam’s brain is thinking.  Come on!  What do you want? What do you want?  Do you want a million dollars?  Do you want to hit me?  Want me to get down on one knee and beg you or–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I want to hit you.  I’ll do that.\"\nMichael: \"[nervous laughter] Oh– okay , what? I don’t– Are you kidding?\"\nPam: \"No.  Are you kidding?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ye– No.  Alright.  I’ll take off my jacket and tense my stomach and you can just–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"And I don’t support her choice to hit you.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t either.\"\nJim: \"But at the same time she looks crazy and I do understand her reasoning.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm-hmm.  I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"But at the same time she looks crazy and I do understand her reasoning.\"\nMichael: \"Mmm-hmm.  I know.\"\nJim: \"I just need some time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You gotta do something–"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I just need some time.\"\nMichael: \"You gotta do something–\"\nJim: \"I just need some time. Just give me some time to make a decision.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How much time do you think you’ll need?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I just need some time. Just give me some time to make a decision.\"\nMichael: \"How much time do you think you’ll need?\"\nJim: \"No more than a week.  Maybe two weeks.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on, man!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[walks with Michael back into the office; Michael is clutching is face and limping] Wait, why are you limping?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know.\"\nDwight: \"Let’s get some raw meat on that face.  I got a chicken in the freezer upstairs.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: As I watched Pam’s big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes.  And guess what?  I have four kids.  And I have a hover-car and a hover-house.  And my wife is a runner and it shows.  And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together.  And I am happy and I am rich and I never die.  It doesn’t sound like much, but its enough for me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I did stand up comedy once.\"\nMichael: \"You did?\"\nAndy: \"Yeah, I killed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That sounds like it was hilarious."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What is the meaning of this email that everyone got?\"\nMichael: \"You’ll have to be more specific Dwight, I get like eight emails a day.\"\nDwight: \"This one, from David Wallace to all Dunder Mifflin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Woo hoo, shout out!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"This one, from David Wallace to all Dunder Mifflin.\"\nMichael: \"Woo hoo, shout out!\"\nDwight: \"Hello everyone I am sure you have seen the item in the Journal.  I just want to stress that it’s all conjecture.  If there’s any concrete news you will know ASAP.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Erin, do we have the journal?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Not necessarily, bankruptcy could mean a lot of things.  Maybe they’re just restructuring to get out of debt.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that sounds awful.\"\nOscar: \"Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh God.  Well, that’s an interesting theory."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David Wallace’S Secretary: \"I’m sorry, Michael, David’s in a meeting.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, well maybe you should spy on him.  [in Valley Girl voice] Oh my God, wouldn’t that be hilarious! [laughs]\"\nDavid Wallace’S Secretary: \"Um, I’ll just have him call you back.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: OK, OK.  Good.  I’ll catch you on the flippity flip.  Bye. [hangs up phone]  He’s busy, he’ll call me back when he’s free."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"[retching sounds coming from the men’s bathroom, Kevin walks to the door and goes in] Michael, are you OK?  Did you throw up in there?\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m just poopin’.  You know how I be.\"\nKevin: \"It smells like throw up in here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Crazy world.  Lotta smells."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[Michael in his office playing music loudly, Jim walks in and turns the volume down, Michael trailing off on singing]  We have to do something because people are losing it out there wondering what’s going to happen.\"\nMichael: \"OK, we need some sort of distraction for everybody.  Anything new on YouTube?  Doesn’t even need to be good.  Oh God, I can’t think, need more Mullins.\"\nJim: \"Listen, Wallace said these were just rumors, right? So we have no reason to think the company is anything but fine.  So if we just go on with our work, you and me, they’ll follow along.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Monkey see, monkey do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Listen, Wallace said these were just rumors, right? So we have no reason to think the company is anything but fine.  So if we just go on with our work, you and me, they’ll follow along.\"\nMichael: \"Monkey see, monkey do.\"\nJim: \"That’s it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Monkey pee all over you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s it.\"\nMichael: \"Monkey pee all over you.\"\nJim: \"That rhymes, so what have we on the docket today?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We have a monthly staff meeting"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, I am wondering if this is a, uh, terrible idea.\"\nMichael: \"This is my call Jim, big picture stuff, it’s about murder.\"\nJim: \"I thought we agreed that we wouldn’t do things like this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tube City, you owe me one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"What kind of food?\"\nMichael: \"Sandwich platters.\"\nStanley: \"I’m in. [sits back down]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Baby carrots. [Angela sits back down]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"[Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office]  Sorry I’m late, boss.  What’s going on?\"\nMichael: \"[accent] Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.\"\nCreed: \"OK. Hang on just a second.  Let me just settle in and I’ll be right back.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Very good, very good.  Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. [Creed gets in his car and drives away]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[Michael walks in] Oh, hey, Michael. Listen, I brought up those sales targets.  Do you want to-\"\nMichael: \"[accent] I do believe you have me mistaken, my name is Caleb Crawdad. Y’all skedaddled way too soon.  We need to reopen this case.\"\nJim: \"No, you’re not reopening the case.  The case is closed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No it ain’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You’re sure it was water, it couldn’t have been acid?\"\nMichael: \"I already declared you, it was too dark to tell.\"\nDwight: \"Stop playing games with me, Crawdad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is not a game, this is my life.  You are out of order, sir."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Stop playing games with me, Crawdad.\"\nMichael: \"This is not a game, this is my life.  You are out of order, sir.\"\nDwight: \"Answer me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are out of order."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Wallace is on the phone.  He’s returning your call.\"\nMichael: \"Detective Wallace?\"\nErin: \"I don’t think so.  I think it’s David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Aw, shucks, tell him I’m not here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I have crossbows.\"\nMichael: \"We’ll put down our weaponry on the count of three, you ready?\"\nDwight: \"OK, I’m ready.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: One, two, three.. [all scream]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"The long term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. The short term problem is the company has no cash and there’s no where to get it.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, Oscar, I don’t need the whole enchilada just the bullet points.\"\nOscar: \"Those are the bullet points.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, could you condense it please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Laurie: \"I’m Laurie.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, hi.\"\nLaurie: \"Thank you for joining us. Come with me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, thank you and, and please call – continue to call me Mr. Scott."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Laurie: \"Thank you for joining us. Come with me.\"\nMichael: \"Well, thank you and, and please call – continue to call me Mr. Scott.\"\nLaurie: \"Ok. If you just want to follow me I’ll take you up to the lounge.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys. So –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"So glad you could make it.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nDavid: \"How was the ride?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Alan: \"Alright, guys. You ready?\"\nMichael: \"Rock and roll. [they walk into convention room and are booed by everyone]\"\nAlan: \"Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company. We are poised to come through this more streamlined and profitable than ever. [boos from the crowd]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to David] This is not as much fun as I thought it would be."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"What are we supposed to tell them now? Ok? You’ve dug us quite a hole.\"\nMichael: \"We tell them the plan, right?\"\nDavid: \"There is no plan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Here’s what we’re gonna do. The 45 day thing that I outlined, we go with that. Day 45, company saved. Day 44, go. What do we got? We have 15 minutes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "O’Keefe: \"Excuse me?\"\nMichael: \"Just whatever comes to mind. Shout it out.\"\nO’Keefe: \"Who the hell is this guy?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am the guy who roused that crowd."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"No. No. No. No. No. No. Don’t call anybody, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m texting him, so.\"\nDavid: \"Please do not text anybody, now, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s done. [Oscar, sitting in the lobby, receives a text]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I feel, as does Mr. Scott, that we are in the best of hands. Capable hands.\"\nMichael: \"That wasn’t what you were saying to me. He was much more articulate and that was better. Much better.\"\nOscar: \"I think this has gone very well and I thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: O-kay. Oh… hey, hey. [follows Oscar into the hall] What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I think this has gone very well and I thank you.\"\nMichael: \"O-kay. Oh… hey, hey. [follows Oscar into the hall] What are you doing?\"\nOscar: \"Michael, I didn’t ask to come up here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow, man. That –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"For me.\"\nMichael: \"For me, too. You embarrassed me.\"\nOscar: \"You -[Oscar walks away, Michael goes back in the room]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, that was a waste of a text. Let’s get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don’t seem to have a plan so I’m thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Is it serious? [Michael stares]  Wow.  Andy’s a wittle scared.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, right there is the problem.  There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.\"\nAndy: \"Why would people say that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy a notecard]  Can you read that back to me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"“Crazy diarrhea happening right now?”  Cause things can get real adult real fast.\"\nMichael: \"You are also on record as saying “wittle-ittle,” “footy-wutties,” “nummies,” “jammies,” “make boom-boom,” “widiculous,” and “wode iwand.”\"\nAndy: \"Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes.  Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across?  Well if I do, Andy’s sowwy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can’t be a baby in the office.  It makes me look like I hire babies."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes.  Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across?  Well if I do, Andy’s sowwy.\"\nMichael: \"You can’t be a baby in the office.  It makes me look like I hire babies.\"\nAndy: \"Well if I we’re complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, who said that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Well if I we’re complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, who said that?\"\nAndy: \"I don’t-just people.  For the record, I think it’s pretty fantastic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [Elvis voice] Well, thank you… thank you a lot.  And for what it’s worth I think your baby voice is tops."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I don’t-just people.  For the record, I think it’s pretty fantastic.\"\nMichael: \"[Elvis voice] Well, thank you… thank you a lot.  And for what it’s worth I think your baby voice is tops.\"\nAndy: \"[baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [as Elvis] You’re welcome, baby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"There’s about 30 news alerts for “Nip Slip.”\"\nMichael: \"For what?\"\nErin: \"“Nip slip.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh okay.  I don’t know how those got on there…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey.  What’s up?\"\nMichael: \"What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?\"\nJim: \"Did you murder someone?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Worse than that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think she’s okay.\"\nMichael: \"Is that what we’re going for now?  “okay?”  We used to go for “pretty good.”\"\nJim: \"Great.  Hey, how do you feel about starting an Employee of the Month program?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, you know what, that actually might make me feel better.  I’m not in this for the trophies, but…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Great.  Hey, how do you feel about starting an Employee of the Month program?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, you know what, that actually might make me feel better.  I’m not in this for the trophies, but…\"\nJim: \"You’re not in it at all, because you can’t be employee of the month, you’re a manager.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, technically, I’m a co-manager, and I barely have any responsibilities, but I work hard, I love this company, and for those reasons, I think I would make a good employee of the month."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You’re not in it at all, because you can’t be employee of the month, you’re a manager.\"\nMichael: \"Well, technically, I’m a co-manager, and I barely have any responsibilities, but I work hard, I love this company, and for those reasons, I think I would make a good employee of the month.\"\nJim: \"It would look bad.  Sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It would look good, on my mantle."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, why did you promise that?\"\nMichael: \"To change lives.\"\nPam: \"No Michael, why would you promise that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, okay.  Call the school, cancel.  I can’t go through with this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mikela: \"Mr. Scott?\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Mikela Lasker, how are you?\"\nMikela: \"I’m good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good to see you.  Where’s your saxaphone?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mikela: \"I’m good.\"\nMichael: \"Good to see you.  Where’s your saxaphone?\"\nMikela: \"It’s in the music room, Mr. Scott.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Eigth grade graduation, she gave a rendition of When The Saints Go Marching In that would blow your freaking mind."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Mikela: \"I’m sure you remember this place.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMikela: \"Do you want to go in?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, not at all.  Nope, come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Teacher: \"Let’s put your hands together and give a warm welcome for the man of the hour, Mr. Michael Scott.\"\nMichael: \"All right.  Wow.  Um, I am never going to forget today.  Not a chance.  I don’t think I could ever give back to you what you have given me today.  Who here has done something stupid in their lives?  Like skipped out on study hall or mix up the difference between “A” gym and “B” gym, that sort of thing?  Show of hands, anybody, yes, a bunch of you, okay.  Well, me too, I’ve done something stupid which I would like to share.  Ummm. [period bell rings] Should we go?\"\nTeacher: \"Oh, no.  We’re okay.  It’s a double period\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah.  All right.  I came here today because I promised you tuition and tuition is very valuable.  But you know what’s invaluable is intuition.  You know what that is?  That is the ability to know when something is about to happen.  Does anybody out there have intuition?  Know what’s gonna happen next?  Nobody?  Okay, you’re going to make me say it.  All right, I am so proud of all of you.  Derrick, and Lefevre, and Ben, and Ayana, and Mikela, and Nikki and Jason, and… I’m sorry, okay, sorry spacing, your name?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"Hey, Mr. Scott.\"\nMichael: \"Erin, can you give us a second?\"\nLefevre: \"That was messed up what you did.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I’m sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"That was messed up what you did.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I’m sorry.\"\nLefevre: \"Who does something like that?  Who promises that to a bunch of kids and then just doesn’t come through like that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What can I do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"Who does something like that?  Who promises that to a bunch of kids and then just doesn’t come through like that?\"\nMichael: \"What can I do?\"\nLefevre: \"You can pay for my college.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can give you an extra laptop battery.  Not everyone took one.  How about this?  If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"You can pay for my college.\"\nMichael: \"I can give you an extra laptop battery.  Not everyone took one.  How about this?  If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?\"\nLefevre: \"They’re expensive.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"They’re expensive.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?\"\nLefevre: \"It’s about $1,000.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? Wow.  That’s over $200 a year."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"It’s about $1,000.\"\nMichael: \"Really? Wow.  That’s over $200 a year.\"\nLefevre: \"No, $1,000 each year.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: For-okay, okay here’s what I’m gonna do.  I’m going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each.  I’m going to date them one year apart.  Now, you are to use one check a year.  And please call me before you cash the check?  Cause I’ve got monies to move around."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Lefevre: \"No, $1,000 each year.\"\nMichael: \"For-okay, okay here’s what I’m gonna do.  I’m going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each.  I’m going to date them one year apart.  Now, you are to use one check a year.  And please call me before you cash the check?  Cause I’ve got monies to move around.\"\nLefevre: \"Okay. Okay.  Make it out to my mom, Rosa.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s a lot of zeroes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"No, there’s financial aid, uh, they could join the army or the navy.\"\nMichael: \"You’re what, like, 12?\"\nErin: \"The principal told me that 90% of Scott’s Tots are on track to graduate, and that’s 35% higher than the rest of the school.  So I think if you hadn’t made that promise, a lot of them would’ve dropped out.  Which is something to think about, I think.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think you’re doing a great job."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oscar and the warehouse guy! Go Oscar! Go gay warehouse guy!\"\nMichael: \"Heeeeeere’s Santa! Hey little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see. [points to Pam’s’ pregnant tummy]\"\nPam: \"Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What the hell is going on?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah I told her a long time ago she could do it.\"\nMichael: \"Take it back. That is absurd.\"\nJim: \"No, I’m not gonna do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No? No! Jim! Come on!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, I’m not gonna do that.\"\nMichael: \"No? No! Jim! Come on!\"\nJim: \"I think she’s doing a good job.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn’t it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I think she’s doing a good job.\"\nMichael: \"It’s insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn’t it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!\"\nJim: \"I’m not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can’t be Santa.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can- I -you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Michael it’s me, Kevin. Phyllis says I’m too big for her lap.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! I am so sorry that Phyllis hates you. And hates your body. But, Santa remembers a reindeer that was just a tiny bit different as well.\"\nKevin: \"When can I sit on your lap?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right now! Come on over here, big boy! There we go. [Kevin sits on his lap. It’s a struggle] Oh my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"When can I sit on your lap?\"\nMichael: \"Right now! Come on over here, big boy! There we go. [Kevin sits on his lap. It’s a struggle] Oh my God.\"\nKevin: \"That’s really comfortable. [Michael gasps]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What would you like for Christmas little boy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"That’s really comfortable. [Michael gasps]\"\nMichael: \"What would you like for Christmas little boy?\"\nKevin: \"I don’t know. I didn’t know you were gonna ask me that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What did you think was going to happen?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I don’t know. I didn’t know you were gonna ask me that.\"\nMichael: \"What did you think was going to happen?\"\nKevin: \"I didn’t know. Nobody’s ever let me sit on their lap before.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, just say “some toys” please."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I didn’t know. Nobody’s ever let me sit on their lap before.\"\nMichael: \"All right, just say “some toys” please.\"\nKevin: \"Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don’t want to mess up on this list.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Damn it Kevin, come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don’t want to mess up on this list.\"\nMichael: \"Damn it Kevin, come on.\"\nKevin: \"What about if I tell you the things I don’t want?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay get off, get off! [pushes Kevin off] Oh! Oh, God!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"What about if I tell you the things I don’t want?\"\nMichael: \"Okay get off, get off! [pushes Kevin off] Oh! Oh, God!\"\nKevin: \"I didn’t even get to tell you what I wanted!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn’t have to go through this again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Whoa, whoa.\"\nMichael: \"Come on, come on.\"\nRyan: \"I’m doing something over here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ahhh… Ho ho ho! [struggles to pull Ryan towards him] Come on I need this. Come over here!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I’m doing something over here.\"\nMichael: \"Ahhh… Ho ho ho! [struggles to pull Ryan towards him] Come on I need this. Come over here!\"\nRyan: \"What are you talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just sit down!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey hey hey. Everything okay?\"\nMichael: \"Yup. Ryan and I are just having some fun!\"\nJim: \"Can I just talk to you for a second?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whoop! Okay, what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Can I just talk to you for a second?\"\nMichael: \"Whoop! Okay, what?\"\nJim: \"You can’t yell out “I need this, I need this” as you pin down an employee on your lap!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Wow Michael, like this must be obvious how wrong this is.\"\nMichael: \"Oh the Anti-Christ!\"\nToby: \"You can’t, [Michael touches his forehead and makes sizzling noise] Ow. Look, you cannot push religion.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh but I can push drugs in here? Is that what you’re saying?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"We don’t have a North Pole branch. Idiot. [grabs package]\"\nMichael: \"[on karaoke microphone] Uh oh, what’s Dwight gonna get? What is iiiit?\"\nDwight: \"Yes! [Dwight opens package to reveal another machine part]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh yes. It’s space garbage. Dwight’s gonna be able to build himself a friend! [sings] Deck the halls with crappy gifts…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"It’s fabric! I really wanted this.\"\nMichael: \"[on microphone] That’s fantastic. You can make another dress that goes past your feet.\"\nAngela: \"Andy, is this you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [on microphone] No!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Yes Michael, what is so urgent?\"\nMichael: \"David, guess who I’m sitting here dressed as.\"\nDavid: \"I’m not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Listen, I shouldn’t tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.\"\nMichael: \"What does that mean?\"\nDavid: \"I’ll be fired.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, can’t Alan protect you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I’ll be fired.\"\nMichael: \"Well, can’t Alan protect you?\"\nDavid: \"Alan will be out too. All of us.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All of us?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Alan will be out too. All of us.\"\nMichael: \"All of us?\"\nDavid: \"Goodbye Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Michael, wait. So they said we are sold?\"\nMichael: \"David’s gone. Alan’s gone. We’re all gone.\"\nJim: \"Okay. We haven’t gone under. We’ve been sold and that can mean many different things.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s hard for me to imagine a scenario, where Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not – no offense Meredith."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Hey Sweetie, what is it?\"\nMichael: \"It’s not sweetie, it’s Michael Scott.\"\nDavid: \"What the hell?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stephanie could you hop off please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Hello everyone.\"\nMichael: \"David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.\"\nDavid: \"You weren’t supposed to tell anyone Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I think we’re past that now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Look. They’re buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works.  So congratulations.\"\nMichael: \"We’re not fired?\"\nDavid: \"No! No, and congratulations.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah! [office erupts in cheers and applause and hugs] It’s a Christmas miracle!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"No Bob, we worked it out.\"\nMichael: \"You called Bob?\"\nPhyllis: \"I’m sorry,\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Come on! Phyllis!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Computron: \"Mul Yam in Tel Aviv is better.\"\nMichael: \"No, Computron, actually I think Cooper’s is the best. You’re gonna love it.\"\nComputron: \"Are you calling me wrong?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Oh, my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t know how I’m going to get through this. I don’t want to lie and I DON’T want to tell the truth.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, Tobes. Whatcha doin’? Whatcha guys talkin’ about?\"\nToby: \"Well, Eric’s just going over some stuff.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stuff. I love stuff."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well, Eric’s just going over some stuff.\"\nMichael: \"Stuff. I love stuff.\"\nToby: \"It’s, uh, it’s HR stuff.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: HR stuff? [pulls up a chair] HR Pufnstuf. Right up my alley. [pointing to Eric’s notes] What is that? What kind of stuff is that?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Eric: \"Talkin’ bout, uh –\"\nMichael: \"Talkin’ bout, uh, what?\"\nEric: \"Waste is next.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Waste? What does that even mean? Like garbage?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Eric: \"Waste is next.\"\nMichael: \"Waste? What does that even mean? Like garbage?\"\nEric: \"No, waste of time and resources.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, time and resources."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Impulsivity and inattention to detail.\"\nMichael: \"Hey, hey. I have opened a box, which should not have been opened…\"\nDwight: \"Terrible mistake.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And distributed things which should not have been distributed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Alright, relax. We can do it. We just did it. So we can do this again. Erin, scissor me please. [Erin tosses open scissors across Jim and Pam]\"\nPam: \"No, don’t!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [fumbles] Thank you. Oh! Got it. Ok."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"What do you want us to do?\"\nMichael: \"Why do I have to explain everything?\"\nPam: \"Because we’re usually not on the same page.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [starts round of applause]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Actually, that’s Nick. He’s your new IT guy. Uh, he’s setting up a site blocker. Mostly blocking the inappropriate sites.  And then there are the time-wasting sites like Twitter, YouTube. We are blocking those as well.\"\nMichael: \"Mm, nope. Don’t like that.\"\nGabe: \"Ok, did everyone get one? With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, which are the scourge of the environment.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We’ll still get to use the little cups, though, right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Ok, did everyone get one? With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, which are the scourge of the environment.\"\nMichael: \"We’ll still get to use the little cups, though, right?\"\nGabe: \"Little cups? Like paper or plastic or… ?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know what they’re made of."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Oh, I don’t get that sense at all from you, so…\"\nMichael: \"Well, you should have a little. But it’s great that you don’t, because I am trying to embrace all of these changes, but I’m – I’ll be honest, I’m having trouble wrapping my head around a couple of ’em.\"\nGabe: \"Which ones?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All of them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Which ones?\"\nMichael: \"All of them.\"\nGabe: \"Well, I wish that I could do something, but it’s kind of policy, you know? Above my pay grade. You know?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So maybe we should call. We should call someone. I could help. I’m good with bosses. Call one of the higher-ups?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Turn me around. Now. [Michael starts to leave, Jo whistles] Hey, Buddy. Is it something I said?\"\nMichael: \"Hello. No. My name’s Michael Scott. Hello.\"\nJo: \"Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. Pleased to meet you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. I think you have a great accent."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. Pleased to meet you.\"\nMichael: \"Nice to meet you. We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. I think you have a great accent.\"\nJo: \"Aw, thank you. I’ve been working on it since I was a little girl. To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure of this videochat?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I am little concerned with all of these changes, to be quite frank. I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin for quite some time, and –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Aw, thank you. I’ve been working on it since I was a little girl. To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure of this videochat?\"\nMichael: \"Well, I am little concerned with all of these changes, to be quite frank. I think we have done things a certain way here at Dunder Mifflin for quite some time, and –\"\nJo: \"Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, but the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin, it was my grandson’s snowball company, so you’ll excuse me if I prefer that you all adapt to the way that we do things.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. I feel very strongly that you can’t just come in here and change everything that people have been doing forever. Is Christian Slater back there? Because… he knows. He’d know what to do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, but the last time I saw a company as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin, it was my grandson’s snowball company, so you’ll excuse me if I prefer that you all adapt to the way that we do things.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. I feel very strongly that you can’t just come in here and change everything that people have been doing forever. Is Christian Slater back there? Because… he knows. He’d know what to do.\"\nJo: \"So listen, why don’t you tell Gabe if by the end of the day you can’t handle the changes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have already told him, but I will tell him again if you think that will help."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on.\"\nMichael: \"You sure?\"\nDavid: \"You look great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You look great too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You look great.\"\nMichael: \"You look great too.\"\nDavid: \"You hungry? I’m just having lunch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, yeah, that sounds good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I don’t know. I mean, what can you do?\"\nMichael: \"Exactly. What are you thinking?\"\nDavid: \"I, I – It’s a tough one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is a tough one."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"I, I – It’s a tough one.\"\nMichael: \"It is a tough one.\"\nDavid: \"I don’t have any ideas for you there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. But one would be good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"No. No, no, no. That’s the -that’s the vacuum noise.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, okay.\"\nDavid: \"You-you don’t like it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I think it is-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Oh, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Bye now.\"\nDavid: \"Thank you for coming.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thanks for having me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Could it be under “affirmation?” Cause you have thousands of those.\"\nMichael: \"No. [to hotel employee on phone] We’re trying to look it up right now.\"\nDwight: \"You [i]did[/i] get the e-vite to my barbeque!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Um, come on."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hotel Employee: \"Yeah, how may I help you Mr. Scott?\"\nMichael: \"Alright, I would like to cancel my reservation, please.\"\nHotel Employee: \"There is a cancellation fee for this, sir.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, put it on my card."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"That’s right, darlin’, now you’re the proud new owner of a Sabre handbook and my autobiography. Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what’s going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin? Right? I mean, Sabre? What’s that? Some company I’ve never heard of? Down in Tallahassee? Where is that? Near Mars?\"\nMichael: \"No, we know. Texas!\"\nJo: \"Now Dunder Mifflin has an arm’s reach in all these small businesses all over the northeast. Now we’re gonna take that arm, and we’re gonna start selling printers.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I could manage my way around that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Now Dunder Mifflin has an arm’s reach in all these small businesses all over the northeast. Now we’re gonna take that arm, and we’re gonna start selling printers.\"\nMichael: \"I could manage my way around that.\"\nJo: \"They’re the easiest-to-use printers on the market.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will try to manage my excitement!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael. Reading.\"\nMichael: \"What are you reading?\"\nOscar: \"The Atlantic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, that is my favorite ocean! I love it! I am so happy right now. No! I can’t keep it a secret any longer. Jim is stepping down to salesman, I am going to be the sole manager once again."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"The Atlantic.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that is my favorite ocean! I love it! I am so happy right now. No! I can’t keep it a secret any longer. Jim is stepping down to salesman, I am going to be the sole manager once again.\"\nOscar: \"I should step into sales myself.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why, is there an untapped gay market?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I should step into sales myself.\"\nMichael: \"Why, is there an untapped gay market?\"\nOscar: \"Sabre has no caps on commissions. He can make a lot more money in sales.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …Where did you get that information."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No, I really, really think Michael is better at being manager for so many reasons.\"\nMichael: \"No, I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office, and I would sexually harass people.\"\nJim: \"Why would you do that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m turning myself in right now!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management, so I’m gonna defer to your judgment.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you.\"\nJo: \"I think you [to Michael] will become the salesman, and congratulations! [to Jim] You’re gonna be the new manager of this branch!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Great! That’s great. Congratulations. Have fun signing my commission checks, boss."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Michael, I’m worried that, uh, not all your toys are gonna fit on your new desk.\"\nMichael: \"How is that possible?\"\nErin: \"Well, in your old office there were all those ledges and extra space.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No excuses Erin, come on! Make it happen."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Well, in your old office there were all those ledges and extra space.\"\nMichael: \"No excuses Erin, come on! Make it happen.\"\nErin: \"You know, I actually think I should get back to work. Jim asked me to do some stuff, and he’s manager.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, yeah. Fine, fine. Leave it here. I have to make some sales anyway. Who should I call with my magic sales fingers? [Michael’s phone rings] Michael Scott, head of sales."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, the grass is always greener.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Except there’s no grass out there. It’s just a farty dirt patch.\"\nJim: \"Well, it’s what you wanted.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, it’s what you wanted.\"\nMichael: \"I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.\"\nJim: \"For the record, I fought this. Alright? And now, I’m not really sure what we do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We make a poster that says “Happy Opposite Day!” and she sees it on the way out… Nah, that’s stupid. Ugh! I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men in Black."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Yeah, I guess Andy never liked Kelly. How about that?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, it smells good in here.\"\nErin: \"Sure does! Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier, your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan, and your food dehydrator.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Erin, what about my keyboard? [Erin hits a button on an electronic keyboard, playing a beat] Aw, so good to be home. How about a little Bosa Nova?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, not yet, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"We can do…\"\nPam: \"Oh, wow, it’s almost time for ultra feast!  Where’s Kevin?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh.  What?  You want to eat cat food with Kevin and not go to the hospital?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Hey, are you kidding me?\"\nMichael: \"Are you kidding?\"\nJim: \"If anyone can do this, you can do this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can do this.  You can do this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"If anyone can do this, you can do this.\"\nMichael: \"You can do this.  You can do this.\"\nJim: \"Pam, I’m scared.  I’m real scared.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m scared, too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"A really awesome baby.\"\nMichael: \"We’re going to have a baby.\"\nJim: \"So let’s have it at the hospital.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s do that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So let’s have it at the hospital.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s do that.\"\nJim: \"How are we doing on contractions?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Two minutes apart."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I don’t want to have my baby here.\"\nMichael: \"You’re not going to.  You know where you’re going?\"\nPam: \"The hospital.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, you are.  And you know what you’re going to have?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"The hospital.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, you are.  And you know what you’re going to have?\"\nPam: \"A baby.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes!  We’re going to the hospital and we’re going to have a baby."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"This is ridiculous.  We just can’t wait here.\"\nMichael: \"I think it’s going to be any minute now.\"\nPhyllis: \"But you don’t know that.  I mean, we could be here another half an hour.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Phyllis, what could you possibly have to do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"But you don’t know that.  I mean, we could be here another half an hour.\"\nMichael: \"Phyllis, what could you possibly have to do?\"\nPhyllis: \"I have an ice cream cake in the car.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God.  Go, go, go!  Are you insane?  Alright."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"I’m so sorry if I gave you the impression I’m into Kevin, but I’m not.  I like Andy.\"\nMichael: \"Okay.  This is going to kill Kevin.\"\nErin: \"I’m sure he’ll be fine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m not so sure.  Kevin has an enormous heart.  Literally, he has an elephant heart.  He had a transplant when he was seventeen.  Had some problems, blah blah blah."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Lynn was as hot as Erin.\"\nKevin: \"Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan, and they were so much hotter than you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This isn’t about me, and that is debatable.  And I have a personality, where as you…  Yes, Andy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Oh good morning sweetheart.\"\nMichael: \"Morning, honey-pile.\"\nJo: \"I’m sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"I’m sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?\"\nMichael: \"It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.\"\nJo: \"[pulls out glass cube with coal.] Is that a lump of coal?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes it is!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"[pulls out glass cube with coal.] Is that a lump of coal?\"\nMichael: \"Yes it is!\"\nJo: \"Have I been that naughty?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Have I been that naughty?\"\nMichael: \"No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.\"\nJo: \"Err, thank you very much. We, we don’t get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I’m used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you’ve ever tasted.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mm, that sounds great, actually."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Err, thank you very much. We, we don’t get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I’m used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you’ve ever tasted.\"\nMichael: \"Mm, that sounds great, actually.\"\nJo: \"Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: When you work for Sabre, only one thing matters. And I don’t care if you’re a loser, or you practice bestiality, if Jo likes you, you are in. And I am in!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody’s mind? I’m leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!\"\nMichael: \"Oh no! Say it’s not so, Jo, we’re gonna miss you, we’re gonna miss you so much!\"\nJo: \"Yes, well okay. Florida ain’t that far away.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I am heading down there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Yes, well okay. Florida ain’t that far away.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I am heading down there.\"\nJo: \"Well, anytime now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How about July 4th weekend? [Reveals paper ticket]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Oh honey you didn’t buy a ticket?\"\nMichael: \"I did!\"\nJo: \"Oh honey. I’m not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats on a bunch of different flights, but there are a couple of flights that only have two tickets left, so I think we should pull the trigger and –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"No, that’s very generous of you, but I’m all set.\"\nMichael: \"No is not an option.\"\nJo: \"Yes it is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. Well if you need me, I’ll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Yes it is.\"\nMichael: \"All right. Well if you need me, I’ll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.\"\nJo: \"How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] I’ll be over there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Daryl: \"Not bad, huh?\"\nMichael: \"A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo’s eye. How’d you make that happen?\"\nDaryl: \"I impressed her with my good ideas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Daryl: \"I impressed her with my good ideas.\"\nMichael: \"Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?\"\nDaryl: \"I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Daryl: \"I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.\"\nMichael: \"How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?\"\nDaryl: \"Now Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Hey there.\"\nMichael: \"Hey there. So I think I’m done. Gonna head out. Unless you want to chat. Like we were doing earlier.\"\nJo: \"Well there’s chatting time and there’s working time. I’m still on working time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Well, if you feel like you’ve done a solid days work…\"\nMichael: \"Right. What?\"\nJo: \"Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you’ve done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mm. mm. Oh well."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you’ve done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.\"\nMichael: \"Mm. mm. Oh well.\"\nJo: \"Anything else I can help you with?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. That’s super-clear-ish. [Exits, closes door, takes off coat.] Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey what’s up, Butt-plug?\"\nMichael: \"How you doing stud? You already there?\"\nTodd Packer: \"Dude, I’ve been here since three! I’ve boot and rallied twice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How’s the lady situation?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Dude, I’ve been here since three! I’ve boot and rallied twice.\"\nMichael: \"How’s the lady situation?\"\nTodd Packer: \"Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.\"\nMichael: \"Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Oh here’s what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Maybe next year."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"You never know with Jo. Sometimes we’re here til midnight. Sometimes she doesn’t show up for three days.\"\nMichael: \"Why does she do that? Why doesn’t she just tell you what your schedule is?\"\nGabe: \"Yeah, that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. Wouldn’t have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But uh, I’m young, right?  I will date when I’m dead! [Laughs]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? Twenty-six. Single. Tied to my desk. No life, no family. I want to have been married by the time I would’ve turned thirty. That’s just – that’s just depressing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Is he you?\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] I am flattered. That’s Johnny Depp.\"\nJim: \"Where did you take that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: In my condo complex."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Where did you take that?\"\nMichael: \"In my condo complex.\"\nJim: \"Oh my God, that’s right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh my God, that’s right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.\"\nMichael: \"I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie.\"\nJim: \"Sure. That they should do one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [feigning accent] Hey, Jim, Jim – where, where do I find the Black Pearl?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Sure. That they should do one.\"\nMichael: \"[feigning accent] Hey, Jim, Jim – where, where do I find the Black Pearl?\"\nJim: \"Who’s that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Who’s that?\"\nMichael: \"Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.\"\nJim: \"John Dillinger.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I’m Captain Jack Sparrow."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"John Dillinger.\"\nMichael: \"No. I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.\"\nJim: \"Captain Crunch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it’s not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you’d seen Roger Clemens?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Captain Crunch.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it’s not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you’d seen Roger Clemens?\"\nJim: \"At the Yankees game. Yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Well, it wasn’t him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"At the Yankees game. Yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. Well, it wasn’t him.\"\nJim: \"I had a little better reason to believe that… You’re right. You’re right. Well, you’re not right, because Johnny Depp…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I had a little better reason to believe that… You’re right. You’re right. Well, you’re not right, because Johnny Depp…\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know.\"\nJim: \"…in your condo complex.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M Shulman."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"…in your condo complex.\"\nMichael: \"I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M Shulman.\"\nJim: \"M. Night Shulman?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [speaking at a staff meeting] First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please, try not to lose anything until we find it. Ah, pet day. If you don’t have a pet, please don’t feel like –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Sorry, Michael, I got calls to make.\"\nMichael: \"I would like your undivided attention, please.\"\nDwight: \"You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Over the last few weeks, things have been changing here. Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team and the salesmen are letting it go to their heads. I think it’s kind of screwed up, because the way this place used to work was:"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"When I was asking about the leads.\"\nMichael: \"M-hmm.\"\nDwight: \"… is there any news on the leads?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is that all you have to say to me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, sorry, wait one second.\"\nMichael: \"Stop sexting Pam. I’m trying to congratulate you.\"\nJim: \"This is actually a big potential sale, so…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You writing your memoirs over there?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"This is actually a big potential sale, so…\"\nMichael: \"You writing your memoirs over there?\"\nJim: \"You writing your name over there?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it’s a pretty big check."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You writing your name over there?\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s a pretty big check.\"\nJim: \"That’s good. You know, with the kid.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Don’t gloat. Here’s the thing. This kind of money can corrupt people."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s good. You know, with the kid.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Don’t gloat. Here’s the thing. This kind of money can corrupt people.\"\nJim: \"Alright, here we go. [taps page] Michael…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m just saying, that –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"I know who did that.\"\nMichael: \"You saw who did this and you didn’t stop them?\"\nDarryl: \"Didn’t have to see. It was sales. I can feel it. They are out of control.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Didn’t have to see. It was sales. I can feel it. They are out of control.\"\nMichael: \"The sales department smashed my sandwich.\"\nDarryl: \"Yes. All of ’em. Together. It’s a conspiracy. Listen to me, Mike, you gotta do something about them.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t get it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yes. All of ’em. Together. It’s a conspiracy. Listen to me, Mike, you gotta do something about them.\"\nMichael: \"You don’t get it.\"\nDarryl: \"You need to get back on top.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what she said."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"[on phone] Michael, we spent a lot of money on those leads. You have to give them out.\"\nMichael: \"Then we are just rewarding their bad behaviour. Okay. Just – imagine that instead of going to jail for murdering someone, you got an ice-cream cone. If that were the case, then in the summertime, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice-cream cone.\"\nGabe: \"Michael, I don’t want to incentivise murder. But – we’ve tried to make it clear that our policy emphasises sales staff –\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They act like I have no power."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So I’m going to go ahead and save you some time, and tell you that no-one’s going to go along with this. But you knew that, right?\"\nMichael: \"Mm-hmm.\"\nJim: \"Alright. So why don’t you just give me my share of the leads, and I’ll start making some calls?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [passes Jim some index cards]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Ahh, these aren’t leads. What are they?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, right, those are clues. And within each clue is a lesson. You learn a lesson, and then you find a lead. The leads are scattered all over the industrial park. I am trying to make your kids respect you. Because a father needs to respect his boss, and kids don’t respect the father who doesn’t respect the boss. Do you understand that line of logic?\"\nJim: \"I don’t think you understand –\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I do understand it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I don’t think you understand –\"\nMichael: \"I do understand it.\"\nJim: \"[holds up card] This one’s a map.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Or is it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"That sounds fun, mucking around in the dump. Wish I could go.\"\nMichael: \"You can.\"\nDarryl: \"I can’t. You know that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay fine, I get it. I’ll just go by myself."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[looks around dump] This place has gone to hell.\"\nMichael: \"You know, Dwight, there was a time when you’d be pinching yourself to have the opportunity to look through a dump with me.\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, well, the acorn becomes the oak.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. Sometimes the acorn just stays the acorn. If you don’t believe me, look in my gutters."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, why, because I have a shot at a $100k commission?\"\nMichael: \"Since when do you care about money? When I first met you, you were a wide-eyed innocent.\"\nDwight: \"Hey. There is nothing I can do about my wide-set eyes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m talking about your personality, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey. There is nothing I can do about my wide-set eyes.\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m talking about your personality, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"When I first met you, I had a lot of job offers. And I had an offer from Ivan Schartsky. The Ivan Schartsky. And if I’d assistant managed him –\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Assistant to the managed him –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Okay? Because they promote from within. Instead I had to follow you – you, going nowhere.\"\nMichael: \"You think you would have done better without me? Really?\"\nDwight: \"I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow. Ohhhkay. Man. When I think about all the time I wasted being your friend – I shouldn’t have been hanging out watching karate movies with you –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. Ohhhkay. Man. When I think about all the time I wasted being your friend – I shouldn’t have been hanging out watching karate movies with you –\"\nDwight: \"Kung-fu movies!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, I should have been doing? I should have been out at bars, finding my soul-mate, finding my wife, making babies –"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Kung-fu movies!\"\nMichael: \"You know what, I should have been doing? I should have been out at bars, finding my soul-mate, finding my wife, making babies –\"\nDwight: \"Nice babies you’re making with the floozies at the bars.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s my wife you’re talking about, man."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Nice babies you’re making with the floozies at the bars.\"\nMichael: \"That’s my wife you’re talking about, man.\"\nDwight: \"Your made-up wife? Who doesn’t exist? [Michael picks up a piece of metal and hurls it at Dwight, who sidesteps] You watch it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Your made-up wife? Who doesn’t exist? [Michael picks up a piece of metal and hurls it at Dwight, who sidesteps] You watch it!\"\nMichael: \"If I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you.\"\nDwight: \"Don’t do it [lobs something at Michael]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No no. You just made an enemy with the wrong guy, Dwight. [they throw volleys of rubbish at each other] No, time out, time out. [Michael inspects a box, then hurls it at Dwight] Time in!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Don’t do it [lobs something at Michael]\"\nMichael: \"No no. You just made an enemy with the wrong guy, Dwight. [they throw volleys of rubbish at each other] No, time out, time out. [Michael inspects a box, then hurls it at Dwight] Time in!\"\nDwight: \"No! [lunges for a large wooden spool]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t even think about that [Dwight begins rolling it towards Michael, as he reaches him Dwight kicks it and falls backward. The spool comes to a halt in front of Michael, and Michael pushes it towards Dwight.]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Hey [holds up an old sweater] You know who’d like this? Phyllis. Purple, much?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, she does – she loves purple. [Dwight sniffs it] Does it stink?\"\nDwight: \"Yeah [puts it back in the bath tub]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Know what would be a great picture here? Just this whole dump, and in the middle, one flower. That’s it. And the caption would read:"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Yeah [puts it back in the bath tub]\"\nMichael: \"Know what would be a great picture here? Just this whole dump, and in the middle, one flower. That’s it. And the caption would read:\"\nDwight: \"Hope – grows.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: In the dump."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Not counting the last one, 25.\"\nMichael: \"Count the last one.\"\nDwight: \"Ok, 25 and one girl push-up!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, new record!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"A bunch of us are going to get some drinks, you in?\"\nMichael: \"Ladies and gentleman, it is quitting time.\"\nAndy: \"I’m sorry, I meant later.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, yes. Sure."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I’m sorry, I meant later.\"\nMichael: \"Ok, yes. Sure.\"\nAndy: \"For happy hour?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I got that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"For happy hour?\"\nMichael: \"No, I got that.\"\nAndy: \"Trying to get a head count.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Trying to get a head count.\"\nMichael: \"I am in.\"\nAndy: \"All right, yes! It’s a deal.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s a deal."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.\"\nMichael: \"Sucks to be you.\"\nJim: \"Would you like to be our fourth?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That would be sublime."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Julie: \"So you work with Pam and Jim?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no, no. Pam and Jim work for me. And if they win, they are fired.\"\nJulie: \"[giggles] I should hope not.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No, not really. Not really, but they better not win."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So what do you think?\"\nMichael: \"About what?\"\nJim: \"About Julie?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She’s nice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"So Pam was right?\"\nMichael: \"About what?\"\nJim: \"About you two hitting it off.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [removing tie] Well, apparently, Michael Scott is on a date. And that, that my friend, changes everything. [puts on backwards golf cap]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Ok, um, why don’t we just finish the game? Michael, it’s your shot.\"\nMichael: \"She can’t talk to us that way.\"\nPam: \"You guys are stripes, I think…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You let somebody talk to you like that, where does it stop?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Then I am sorry that I didn’t kick you out.\"\nMichael: \"I am here with my employees. I am here on a date. Hello.\"\nBar Manager: \"Well, uh, I’m the manager here, sir.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, it just so happens that I am a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle. And I don’t see that from you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Well, uh, I’m the manager here, sir.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it just so happens that I am a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle. And I don’t see that from you.\"\nBar Manager: \"Is that how you do it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes it is. I am writing a book about it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Is that how you do it?\"\nMichael: \"Yes it is. I am writing a book about it.\"\nBar Manager: \"Really? How much have you written?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ve written all of it… in my head."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Huh. Have you read Lee Iacocca’s? It’s a classic.\"\nMichael: \"Read it? I own it. But no, I have not read it.\"\nBar Manager: \"Dude, tonight! You’re not going to want to put it down. It’s gonna make you want to go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I own a Chrysler."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Dude, tonight! You’re not going to want to put it down. It’s gonna make you want to go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow.\"\nMichael: \"I own a Chrysler.\"\nBar Manager: \"Shut up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you shut up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Stanley Hudson?\"\nMichael: \"No, no.\"\nBar Manager: \"Whoa, a lot of Stanley Hudson’s in here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s Michael Scott."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Whoa, a lot of Stanley Hudson’s in here.\"\nMichael: \"No, it’s Michael Scott.\"\nBar Manager: \"Michael Scott?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He is I."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Bar Manager: \"Michael Scott?\"\nMichael: \"He is I.\"\nBar Manager: \"You just won yourself a lunch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, hey guys. [thumbs up]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Yeah. She really looks up to you. And there’s only so much we can do as her coworkers. Secretary’s Day is really kind of a boss-secretary thing. [Michael glances over at Erin in reception, Erin waves her teddy bear’s arm at Michael].\"\nMichael: \"She’s kind of a rube.\"\nAndy: \"[slams his hand on Michael’s desk] That’s my girlfriend you’re talking about.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. All right. All right. Okay. I’ll take her to lunch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"[slams his hand on Michael’s desk] That’s my girlfriend you’re talking about.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. All right. All right. Okay. I’ll take her to lunch.\"\nAndy: \"[taping desk] She’s gonna be so psyched.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [walks over to Erin’s desk] Hi, Erin. Happy Secretary’s Day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Just the two of us.\"\nMichael: \"Well, Hayworth’s is more business casual, and they always screw up your order. So I’m…\"\nErin: \"Yeah, okay. Yeah that was a stupid suggestion. I was thinking someplace special, so I though Hayworth’s, but…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, well, we’ll figure something. [Michael turns and starts back toward his office]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"‘Cause America was discovered.\"\nMichael: \"Right. [sighs]\"\nErin: \"[at lunch] And then my last job was at a Taco Bell express. But then it became a full Taco Bell, and I don’t know, I couldn’t keep up. My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk. In my Foster home I never had a desk. [Michael keeps moving around, very clearly bored and annoyed]. So it’s like… I don’t mean that I didn’t like my foster home. I did like it. I just didn’t have a desk there. Did you have a favorite age? Or month?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: An age or month?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"[at lunch] And then my last job was at a Taco Bell express. But then it became a full Taco Bell, and I don’t know, I couldn’t keep up. My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk. In my Foster home I never had a desk. [Michael keeps moving around, very clearly bored and annoyed]. So it’s like… I don’t mean that I didn’t like my foster home. I did like it. I just didn’t have a desk there. Did you have a favorite age? Or month?\"\nMichael: \"An age or month?\"\nErin: \"Yeah, like a favorite month. Like I like April when I was seven.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ve been trying. I’ve been trying to keep it going. Erin is just weird."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Yeah, like a favorite month. Like I like April when I was seven.\"\nMichael: \"I’ve been trying. I’ve been trying to keep it going. Erin is just weird.\"\nErin: \"How many pillows do you sleep on at night?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So how are things going with Andy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"How many pillows do you sleep on at night?\"\nMichael: \"So how are things going with Andy?\"\nErin: \"He’s the best boyfriend in the world. Tell me about him before I met him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, let’s see. Um… Andy. Plays the banjo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"He’s the best boyfriend in the world. Tell me about him before I met him.\"\nMichael: \"Well, let’s see. Um… Andy. Plays the banjo.\"\nErin: \"Yeah I love that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Other than the fact that he dated Angela, I don’t think he is a snappy dresser."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Why wouldn’t he tell me that?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know. Probably didn’t want you to have a mental image of him having sex with somebody else.\"\nErin: \"They had sex?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: They were engaged, so… [Erin looks shocked] Okay, you know what, sir?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"[moans, pulls hair over her face]\"\nMichael: \"What are you doing? What are you doing?\"\nErin: \"In the Foster home, my hair was my room. [exhales, prolonged exclaiming]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, okay. You know what? You know what? You know what? Everybody’s looking at you right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"In the Foster home, my hair was my room. [exhales, prolonged exclaiming]\"\nMichael: \"Okay, okay. You know what? You know what? You know what? Everybody’s looking at you right now.\"\nErin: \"[breathes heavily, groans]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [turns to other restaurant patrons] I’ll have what she’s having!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Hey. Can I have your attention please? First of all, thanks to everyone for helping put this awesome party together. And a very special shout-out to the chair of the Party Planning Committee, miss Angela Martin. You have outdone yourself.\"\nMichael: \"You know what, I think we can all agree that Angela’s not so great, so..\"\nAndy: \"I am saying the exact opposite. Angela is fantastic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No. No."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Why would that be something to talk about on Secretary’s Day?\"\nMichael: \"Andy, she’s not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with. All right? And besides, who doesn’t tell their girlfriend that they were engaged to someone who works four feet away from them? That’s like.. that’s like Mr. and Mrs. Smith crap.\"\nAndy: \"I was going to tell her, just on my own time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, I resent the implication that I would keep that secret. Everyone here knows that I can’t and won’t keep a secret."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Oh. Sorry I thought everyone was gone.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, I was just watching Cookie Monster. It finally downloaded. Mind if I sit down?\"\nErin: \"I can’t trust Andy anymore.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Yep. I’m sorry about that. I feel… I’m sorry I caused that thing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"I can’t trust Andy anymore.\"\nMichael: \"Oh. Yep. I’m sorry about that. I feel… I’m sorry I caused that thing.\"\nErin: \"It’s Andy’s fault.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, yeah, yes. But I still feel sorry. You know what, I wouldn’t worry about Angela. She doesn’t hold a candle to you, Erin. She’s old enough to be your mom for one thing. And she’s, like, three feet tall. And she wears pioneer women clothing. And I don’t think she’s ever pooped in her life. And Andy, you know, come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"It’s Andy’s fault.\"\nMichael: \"Well, yeah, yes. But I still feel sorry. You know what, I wouldn’t worry about Angela. She doesn’t hold a candle to you, Erin. She’s old enough to be your mom for one thing. And she’s, like, three feet tall. And she wears pioneer women clothing. And I don’t think she’s ever pooped in her life. And Andy, you know, come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis.\"\nErin: \"Oh, I like his butt.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You said butt."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Oh, I like his butt.\"\nMichael: \"You said butt.\"\nErin: \"You tricked me!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ahh! You said it! You know who you would love? Oh, this guy in my neighborhood, Tom Dizemore. This is him:"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Your office is full of genitalia.\"\nMichael: \"[clears throat] Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!\"\nOscar: \"“That’s what he says?”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Damn it. [knock on door] Ah, Angelo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[explaining PowerPoint to Donna] So, yes, laser printers are more expensive. But they cost less to operate [knocking] So it’s a tradeoff.\"\nMichael: \"[barges in] Hi.\"\nJim: \"Hold on one second.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, Donna, by any chance shop at Victoria’s Secret?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Oh. [Michael quickly advances PowerPoint show to last slide which is “SEX” in bold white letters on a black background and then exits the show quickly]\"\nMichael: \"And that’s it. That’s me. That’s who I am.\"\nDonna: \"[giggles] Not bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, thanks. [softly] You’re not bad, either."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Yeah. [chuckles]\"\nMichael: \"So maybe we could find a little wiggle room, right?\"\nJim: \"What’s that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Maybe wee find some wiggle room?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"What’s that?\"\nMichael: \"Maybe wee find some wiggle room?\"\nJim: \"I don’t… I don’t think so.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think we could. [Donna giggles]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"I don’t see how we could possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost…\"\nMichael: \"Okay, well sometimes… sometimes it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes.\"\nOscar: \"Actually, ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes more financial sense to gain money.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t you run them again?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"And, um… you know I just wanted to say it was really… really nice to do business with you.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah it was nice to do business with you, too.\"\nDonna: \"Thank you. Did I… get everything?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know. I think so."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Thank you. Did I… get everything?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know. I think so.\"\nDonna: \"Yeah, I think so.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [whispers] Okay. So… Oh, Donna?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"No, it’s just in the lot, so…\"\nMichael: \"Thank you so much.\"\nDonna: \"You’re welcome. [they hug] You’re… welcome.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmm. [Donna giggles]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"I don’t have, uh, any other questions. [blind clanking as she leans against door to prevent from Michael kissing her] I’m just gonna… make my way down to…\"\nMichael: \"All right. All right. Bye.\"\nDonna: \"Bye-bye!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And have a good elevator ride."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hey, Michael. [Michael is sitting on couch outside his office] How you doing?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know. I don’t know. Can’t really trust my feelings anymore.\"\nPam: \"You know what, Michael? For what it’s worth… I was wrong, too. I thought she was interested in you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: She suckered you too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You know what, Michael? For what it’s worth… I was wrong, too. I thought she was interested in you.\"\nMichael: \"She suckered you too.\"\nPam: \"Mm-hmm.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Was it the cleavage?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"She doesn’t want you to return the barrette. She’s not interested in you.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I know. I know.\"\nPam: \"I’m sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know. You’re right. Thank you. Thanks everybody. [waves, returns to his office, clears throat, turns around and runs out of office]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m sorry.\"\nMichael: \"I know. You’re right. Thank you. Thanks everybody. [waves, returns to his office, clears throat, turns around and runs out of office]\"\nPam: \"Michael! [sighs]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [runs down to parking lot, sighs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"You were right.\"\nMichael: \"About what?\"\nDonna: \"You were right. [Michael leans into Donna’s car to kiss her and they kiss passionately] I’m sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. No."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"You were right. [Michael leans into Donna’s car to kiss her and they kiss passionately] I’m sorry.\"\nMichael: \"No, no. No.\"\nDonna: \"I’m sor…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No… [they kiss again]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Michael, come on.\"\nMichael: \"Get back to work, Dwight. Please.\"\nDwight: \"Fine. [clears throat] Hey. Tap away. [Dwight puts noise-cancelling headphones on and Pam and Jim begin to blink rhythmically]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ooh! Things with Donna are so… oh-ho-ho! They’re going great. I, uh… we’re just clicking on every level. Emotionally and sexually and… orally and I am not used to relationships going this well. I’m actually having trouble focusing on my job. And I like it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Wait, why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang’s when we have the Great Wall in Scranton.\"\nMichael: \"Because when your super-hot girlfriend says, “I wanna go to Mount Pocono,” you go to Mount Pocono and you do her. And we screwed. Whoops. TMI.\"\nKelly: \"Wait, that’s crazy far. Are you sure she’s not cheating?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, Kelly? This is the real world. Not The Real World:"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"How what?\"\nMichael: \"How do I not make any more of it?\"\nPam: \"You could start by concluding this meeting.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right.  [all stand up to leave] And she won’t say, “I love you.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, do not let your imagination run amok.\"\nMichael: \"Run what?\"\nPam: \"Amok. It means, don’t let your imagination run out of control.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why didn’t you just say that, Pam?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Amok. It means, don’t let your imagination run out of control.\"\nMichael: \"Why didn’t you just say that, Pam?\"\nPam: \"Michael, do not let your imagination run out of control.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, that’s easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It’s stupid. I live in a fantasy world."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You do?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, Jim, I do. And I can’t stay in a relationship that is full of lies and deceit.\"\nJim: \"But you didn’t believe any of this was true five minutes ago.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what makes it so wrong."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, God, that tickles. What did…\"\nMichael: \"[whispers] I want someone to follow Donna. I want her tailed. I need the name of a good private investigator.\"\nDwight: \"I think I’ve got one for you. [hands Michael a business card]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: This is you. How much do you charge?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I think I’ve got one for you. [hands Michael a business card]\"\nMichael: \"This is you. How much do you charge?\"\nDwight: \"$100 a day, plus expenses.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ll give you $50. Money’s no object."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Oh, my God\"\nMichael: \"It’s comfort food, all right? [disgustedly] God.\"\nJim: \"You know Michael, this whole Donna thing is gonna be okay, you just… stop beating yourself up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know. Well, I hope you’re right. We’ll see what Dwight says."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, no, no, no. Undo that. Undo that.\"\nMichael: \"It’s too late to undo it. I need to know. Otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok.\"\nPam: \"Michael. Okay, I’m… I’m going to talk straight to you because I think you need to hear it. Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: God, this is so disgusting."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Stop eating it! Do you wanna be happy? Look at you. You have a major self-destructive streak in you.\"\nMichael: \"I know.\"\nPam: \"And you kind of torpedo every romantic relationship you’re in.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s not true. [Pam stares him down] You’re right, I ruin everything. And I’ve known some wonderful women. Holly, Carol, Jan."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Donna, come… Ah! Grr! Ugh! [Dwight is very sore from his “workout” and cannot chase Donna]\"\nMichael: \"You’re back. What happened?\"\nDwight: \"Oh, I pulled muscles in both my thighs. Thanks for asking.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, what happened with Donna?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Put your fingers here.\"\nMichael: \"No. No! Are you sure?\"\nDwight: \"I’m positive. Yeah, oh, and here’s your expense receipts right there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Who eats eight protein bars?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m positive. Yeah, oh, and here’s your expense receipts right there.\"\nMichael: \"Who eats eight protein bars?\"\nDwight: \"People who don’t trust egg whites.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Well, I am just glad this is all over."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"People who don’t trust egg whites.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Well, I am just glad this is all over.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, me too. And by the way, uh, I told her not to, but she’s coming over here and she’s furious.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? No, she didn’t say that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Oh, me too. And by the way, uh, I told her not to, but she’s coming over here and she’s furious.\"\nMichael: \"What? No, she didn’t say that.\"\nDwight: \"You’re right. I was paraphrasing. What she actually said was, [pulls out notebook] “What is with him? He is crazy. I’m coming over there to talk to him.” And this was after I have no other recourse but to tell her and gym security that you had me sent there to see if she was cheating. Also, I joined the gym. You’ll be billed monthly. [lays down gym membership receipt on a chair in Michael’s office.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am not paying for that membership."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Maybe you’d be more comfortable in your own office.\"\nMichael: \"No, I like the attention. Is she here yet?\"\nErin: \"Uh, no. [Michael sighs, Donna enters] Wait, yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s her?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"How could you think I would cheat on you?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t. Everybody else here did. Everybody convinced me that something was up. They poisoned my mind.\"\nDonna: \"That’s pathetic.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ye… pfff. Well, no. It’s a lie. That’s not what happened. I just like you. I can’t believe I get to be with you. You work at an adult arcade. You could have any man you want."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"That’s pathetic.\"\nMichael: \"Ye… pfff. Well, no. It’s a lie. That’s not what happened. I just like you. I can’t believe I get to be with you. You work at an adult arcade. You could have any man you want.\"\nDonna: \"When I tell you I like you, you need to trust me, not some freak. [Dwight is gulping some sort of power shake]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: If you wanna dump me, I totally get it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"When I tell you I like you, you need to trust me, not some freak. [Dwight is gulping some sort of power shake]\"\nMichael: \"If you wanna dump me, I totally get it.\"\nDonna: \"I told you I like you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, you are boner-ific. [Donna laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"I told you I like you.\"\nMichael: \"Well, you are boner-ific. [Donna laughs]\"\nDonna: \"Hey, if I said that we should go away for a couple of days, you would…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …poop my pants."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Hey, if I said that we should go away for a couple of days, you would…\"\nMichael: \"…poop my pants.\"\nDonna: \"Have you ever been to Vero Beach?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God, Vero Beach. No. Is that on the water?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m sorry to interrupt you. Um, I actually have something very important to talk to you about, business related.\"\nMichael: \"Well it can wait. It can wait.\"\nPam: \"I lied it’s personal. It’s about me and Jim. We’re… I just… you’re the only person I can talk to.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jim is her husband."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, not… we’re not… we’re not having problems. But it is personal. And I would love…\"\nMichael: \"Good in bed.\"\nPam: \"Yes. Yes, I desperately want to speak with you about my sex life with Jim.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, my God. Look at how cheap street level rooms are. Am I the only person who enjoys people watching?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You just have to go in there. You have to hear it from her.\"\nMichael: \"I have to hear it from her.\"\nPam: \"You have to settle down first.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I need to have her tell me herself. Right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You have to settle down first.\"\nMichael: \"I need to have her tell me herself. Right?\"\nPam: \"Okay. Okay. Yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I need to have her say…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay. Okay. Yes.\"\nMichael: \"I need to have her say…\"\nPam: \"Yeah, but you have to calm…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I need to say, “What the hell is that? What the hell is that?”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, but you have to calm…\"\nMichael: \"I need to say, “What the hell is that? What the hell is that?”\"\nPam: \"Okay. Look at this, look at this. Baby picture.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, God! No, no, oh, my God!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay. Look at this, look at this. Baby picture.\"\nMichael: \"No, God! No, no, oh, my God!\"\nPam: \"[in baby voice] Hi, Michael, hi, Michael\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [calms down] Okay. Okay. Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Thursday works. Yeah, what do you wanna do?\"\nMichael: \"I can’t do Thursday. Book club. How about Friday?\"\nDonna: \"Oh, Friday doesn’t work.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, really? ’cause I was thinking we could go to this concert. Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row. It’d be a great, great concert."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Oh, Friday doesn’t work.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, really? ’cause I was thinking we could go to this concert. Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row. It’d be a great, great concert.\"\nDonna: \"Shoot. I’m working.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh okay. Well, maybe I could stop by."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Shoot. I’m working.\"\nMichael: \"Oh okay. Well, maybe I could stop by.\"\nDonna: \"Well, won’t you be at the concert?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nope, that’s Tuesday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Well, won’t you be at the concert?\"\nMichael: \"Nope, that’s Tuesday.\"\nDonna: \"Oh, well, I can make it on Tuesday.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re cheating. You’re cheating on me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Oh, well, I can make it on Tuesday.\"\nMichael: \"You’re cheating. You’re cheating on me.\"\nDonna: \"How do you know?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Pam told me. [looks up at 2nd floor windows and so does Donna; Jim, Dwight, and Pam are visible on conference room window, they all scramble as soon as Donna and Michael look up, Pam throwing herself on the floor]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"What, what do you mean?\"\nMichael: \"The other man. Who’s the guy? Who is it?\"\nDonna: \"It’s you. I’m married.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m the mistress?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Come on, Michael. You’re interrupting.\"\nMichael: \"You’re kidding me? God! You say radon is silent, but deadly, and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?\"\nToby: \"Please sit down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? We’re not gonna die of radon, we’re gonna die of boredom."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Did Donna tell you that?\"\nMichael: \"Real sports with Bryant Gumble.\"\nAndy: \"So you’re just making a giant assumption. You don’t even know the guy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what? You know what? I am declaring a moment of silence right now. Ten minutes of silence honoring Michael Jackson. just sit there and think about Michael jackson."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"So… here’s the thing about infidelity.\"\nMichael: \"Mm, no, when are you people going to stop casting the first stone? I am not in the wrong here. I am the good guy.\"\nAndy: \"How does that work?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you think this husband is a super sweet nice guy? Do you think he’s an angel? I don’t think so. Why is his wife going off and having a little something-something with me? There has to be a problem with him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"How does that work?\"\nMichael: \"Do you think this husband is a super sweet nice guy? Do you think he’s an angel? I don’t think so. Why is his wife going off and having a little something-something with me? There has to be a problem with him.\"\nAndy: \"In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. You’re Ali Larter, I’m Beyonce.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am Beyonce always."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"In any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. You’re Ali Larter, I’m Beyonce.\"\nMichael: \"I am Beyonce always.\"\nAndy: \"Not this time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I am."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Not this time.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I am.\"\nAndy: \"This guy’s a high school baseball coach, right? Let’s go check him out, see what a horrible person he is.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I would love that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"This guy’s a high school baseball coach, right? Let’s go check him out, see what a horrible person he is.\"\nMichael: \"I would love that.\"\nAndy: \"Yeah. Those teams have games and practices every day. Let’s go check it out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have work to do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Yeah. Those teams have games and practices every day. Let’s go check it out.\"\nMichael: \"I have work to do.\"\nAndy: \"Oh, really? I thought you were the boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Let’s go. [starts walking towards the elevator] I can’t wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he’s making me do to her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Oh, really? I thought you were the boss.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s go. [starts walking towards the elevator] I can’t wait to see this jerk who is making me cheat on his wife. I should punch him in the nose for what he’s making me do to her.\"\nAndy: \"[humming Call to Post] Bum bum BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM bum bum\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, Andy, please."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Stage right or stage left? I played batboy in damn yankees!\"\nMichael: \"Right there. Look, look. Follow my finger. Okay? see? The grownup by the base?\"\nAndy: \"[announcer’s voice] And Now, coaching third base with two arms, two legs, and no heart. Capable of feeling pain.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. Can you just– can you just act normal for a second, please?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Chase Dixon is up. Could be a big play.\"\nMichael: \"You have no idea what you’re talking about.\"\nAndy: \"I know it’s like cricket.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t. No, no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I know it’s like cricket.\"\nMichael: \"You don’t. No, no.\"\nAndy: \"And it’s–there’s– well, home plate is like a wicket.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t know. You don’t– you don’t know anything. Look at him. Look at him over there. High-fiving? He didn’t even do anything. Kid did all the work. I bet he does that at home. I bet it’s like, “Hey, Donna, why don’t you wash the dishes?” “High-five, Donna.” “Hey, why don’t you bring me my slippers?” “Hi-five. I’m taking all the credit.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"And it’s–there’s– well, home plate is like a wicket.\"\nMichael: \"You don’t know. You don’t– you don’t know anything. Look at him. Look at him over there. High-fiving? He didn’t even do anything. Kid did all the work. I bet he does that at home. I bet it’s like, “Hey, Donna, why don’t you wash the dishes?” “High-five, Donna.” “Hey, why don’t you bring me my slippers?” “Hi-five. I’m taking all the credit.”\"\nAndy: \"Seems pretty well liked by the team.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, well, that’s because he’s paying their salary."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Seems pretty well liked by the team.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, well, that’s because he’s paying their salary.\"\nAndy: \"You do know that high school coaches don’t pay their players.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know, I know. It–I’m–it– that was a euphemism."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Ha. The other guys can go die.\"\nMichael: \"[whispers] Okay.\"\nAndy: \"Baseball! Go talk to him.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. God. You go talk to him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"But real quick, I want you to meet my associate. Sheldon!\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no.\"\nAndy: \"Come on, get over here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m good. Oh, my God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Come on, get over here.\"\nMichael: \"I’m good. Oh, my God.\"\nAndy: \"Get- Get over here. Sheldon, say hi to the nice coach.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sorry. I got some stomach cramps."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Was there a fistfight?\"\nMichael: \"No. We just talked. He’s very nice.\"\nPhyllis: \"And it didn’t change your mind.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It did not."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"And it didn’t change your mind.\"\nMichael: \"It did not.\"\nPhyllis: \"Michael, that’s awful.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Isn’t it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Reporter: \"Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] Umm… I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to… the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.\"\nReporter: \"I’m talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Okay. I was talking about… what do– what? What’s going on?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Not long ago, we discovered a defect in one of our printers, so we got a software patch and fixed it right up, just like that. I don’t know how it works. But just as we were about to send out a letter to our affected customers, giving ’em free toner, and we keep ’em, happy, but somebody here, they liked that first story better. The one where we lose half our clients for no damn good reason! Whoever it was who talked to the press, they should come forward, please.\"\nMichael: \"Jo, Jo, I can assure you it was no one in this office.\"\nJo: \"Can you now?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Absolutely. Anyone who talked to the press, please raise your hand."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"[as Gabe hands out forms to everyone] It’s a little form, says “I did not do it.”\"\nMichael: \"There is no reason for anyone here to sign this, because I know everything there is to know about these people. I know when their birthdays are, I know what their favorite kind of cake is, I know what color streamers they like…\"\nJo: \"All that’s just birthday information, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"So say we catch this whistleblower, what do you think I should do with him?\"\nMichael: \"We should give him a one-way ticket to Montego Bay, where they keep all the al-Qaeda.\"\nJo: \"Uh, that’s, uh, Guantanamo Bay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. You put them in jail for a long time, you put them in jail for as long as you can."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Uh, that’s, uh, Guantanamo Bay.\"\nMichael: \"Yes. You put them in jail for a long time, you put them in jail for as long as you can.\"\nJo: \"Well, I guess we’re all right, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I want these people to really pay, I want them to suffer. I’d prefer it if they died, ’cause it’s not right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Okay? I, I… didn’t do it.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t believe you.\"\nAndy: \"I swear on the graves of my parents who aren’t even dead yet.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s a little much. All right, all right, all right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I swear on the graves of my parents who aren’t even dead yet.\"\nMichael: \"That’s a little much. All right, all right, all right.\"\nAndy: \"I don’t care, that’s how much I swear!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, I believe you, I believe you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I don’t care, that’s how much I swear!\"\nMichael: \"Okay, I believe you, I believe you.\"\nAndy: \"I don’t know who’s giving Darryl any crap. He was more bothered about it than me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you tell anyone outside of this office that the printers were catching on fire?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah, I did. I, I was talking to this girl at a bar.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no, no, no…\"\nDarryl: \"I think she could… sense my sadness, and I, and I found out too late that she… she’s the copy editor at the Trib.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my god. Was she cute?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"All right, this is just messed up.\"\nMichael: \"No, you know what’s messed up? This situation all up in here is what’s messed up! We need to brainstorm, we need to get out of this! Brain hurricane. Come on, think.\"\nDarryl: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do we got?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Let’s just talk.\"\nMichael: \"I am not going to tell you anything.\"\nJo: \"Honey, you don’t seem like your normal self.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Honey, you don’t seem like your normal self.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch.\"\nJo: \"Mama Jo knew there was something up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Whole year, actually. My favorite restaurant closed down."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Mama Jo knew there was something up.\"\nMichael: \"Whole year, actually. My favorite restaurant closed down.\"\nJo: \"Oh, I hate that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And my new favorite restaurant sucks… I bought a video camera last year, and I was looking at the tapes, and there were only like twelve minutes that I felt was worth taping the whole year. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. What is that? … I miss Holly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Oh, I hate that.\"\nMichael: \"And my new favorite restaurant sucks… I bought a video camera last year, and I was looking at the tapes, and there were only like twelve minutes that I felt was worth taping the whole year. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. What is that? … I miss Holly.\"\nJo: \"Who’s Holly?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Holly Flax from the Nashua branch. Best HR rep that Dunder Mifflin has ever seen. It’s not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"When I was growing up, there was nothing better than being a big old business tycoon. And I thought I’d break that glass ceiling and be a hero to all those little girls out there… and they’d make a Barbie out of me.\"\nMichael: \"Hmm, hmm.\"\nJo: \"I, did I sell cheap printers? I do. But if I have to go out there in front of the press and make one of them public apology recalls, I mean, it’s all I’ll ever be remembered for. Nobody will want to play with my Barbie.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, I would be willing, under the right circumstances, to do that for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"I, did I sell cheap printers? I do. But if I have to go out there in front of the press and make one of them public apology recalls, I mean, it’s all I’ll ever be remembered for. Nobody will want to play with my Barbie.\"\nMichael: \"You know, I would be willing, under the right circumstances, to do that for you.\"\nJo: \"Oh honey, surely you don’t want that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I, I surely do, and don’t call me honey. [Jo laughs] You were playing too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Hey, I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there.\"\nMichael: \"That was fun.\"\nJo: \"I hope your rough patch ends soon.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thanks. Today helped."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"I hope your rough patch ends soon.\"\nMichael: \"Thanks. Today helped.\"\nJo: \"Well, give me a shout if I can brighten your life.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Hey, you could transfer Holly back from Nashua."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Luke: \"You don’t have to yell.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, rude. Luke, I want you to go to the supermarket for me.\"\nLuke: \"What for?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: To get some ice cream for everybody. It’s national ice cream afternoon. Great."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Lower yourself, Gabe. I don’t wanna be having a conversation with your crotch. Ok, educate me now why you won’t fire the boy.\"\nMichael: \"You don’t have all the facts.\"\nJo: \"Which are?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I love him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Which are?\"\nMichael: \"I love him.\"\nJo: \"Oh, God. How far has it gone?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. No. He’s my nephew."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Oh, God. How far has it gone?\"\nMichael: \"No. No. He’s my nephew.\"\nJo: \"Well, I got a nephew too. But he don’t work for me. You know why? Cause he’s a screw-up. He can swim in my pool but he can’t come in my house.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, this office is my pool. And my house is my house. And I just want my nephew to work in my pool."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"Well, I got a nephew too. But he don’t work for me. You know why? Cause he’s a screw-up. He can swim in my pool but he can’t come in my house.\"\nMichael: \"Well, this office is my pool. And my house is my house. And I just want my nephew to work in my pool.\"\nJo: \"If you keep him, Michael, I’m gonna hold you accountable for him. You’re on the hook for this kid. You got that? Cover his ass like tighty-whities.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I will cover his ass like moss on a Mississippi tree stump."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jo: \"If you keep him, Michael, I’m gonna hold you accountable for him. You’re on the hook for this kid. You got that? Cover his ass like tighty-whities.\"\nMichael: \"I will cover his ass like moss on a Mississippi tree stump.\"\nJo: \"Was how I put it not clear enough? I mean, you had to go and make up your own saying? Deal with it, boys.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Luke and I have been working side-by-side as master and commander. Me as master, he as commander. Occasionally he will need a little push, and I will do that, and he’ll slow down, and I’ll push him again. That’s the thing with kids, you have to keep pushing. You have to push them until they push you back. And then you push some more. It’s all about give and take, but mostly it’s about pushing each other."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Luke: \"What? I’m stopping it. That’s what you said.\"\nMichael: \"Give me the pointer.\"\nLuke: \"So you just want me to move it? You’re being totally unclear here. I’m just gonna go ahead and move it. [points it at Angela’s chest]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, just power it down. No, no, no, no, no. Not on Angela’s boob. Come on. Come on. Luke, seriously."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Both: \"Five, four…\"\nMichael: \"I’m not kidding.\"\nBoth: \"Three, two, one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Give-okay. Alright, give it up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Luke: \"What the?\"\nMichael: \"That’s what you’re going to do, Luke!\"\nLuke: \"What the hell was that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I had to do that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Luke: \"What the hell was that?\"\nMichael: \"I had to do that.\"\nLuke: \"Hey, [bleep] this! Screw it!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. Are we good? [Luke runs out crying] You’re okay. He’s okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Legal says the best way to protect us from a lawsuit is to call this a stress-induced outburst.  You will have to undergo six sessions of counseling.\"\nMichael: \"That’s it? Really? That’s nothing. All right. That’s highway robbery.\"\nGabe: \"Good. Well, that’s the spirit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can do that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Good. Well, that’s the spirit.\"\nMichael: \"I can do that.\"\nGabe: \"And, uh, you will do your counseling right here, because our HR staff are all certified counselors.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Wait, what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Michael has been assigned six hours of mandatory counseling with a trained professional. I actually have a degree in social work. I mean, I know a lot of people would ask a few standard questions, and check off a few boxes, but I’ve got a chance to do some good here.\"\nMichael: \"I know what you want to ask me. “Did your mom ever see you naked?”\"\nToby: \"We can do this with more privacy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So you can molest me? Oh, ok. I don’t think so. We’re going to leave the blinds open so every one can see what a big failure you are. That’s the key."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Ok, I can’t count the hour if you don’t talk.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no! I know my rights! All I had to do was sit here for six hours. Do my time.\"\nToby: \"Michael, it’s up to me to check off the boxes, and I can’t do that unless I honestly…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, do you have any idea how angry this is making me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"We can play something more complicated if you like.\"\nMichael: \"This is plenty complicated.\"\nToby: \"So you have played it before?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’ve played it once or twice with Jeff."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"So you have played it before?\"\nMichael: \"I’ve played it once or twice with Jeff.\"\nToby: \"Who’s Jeff?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jeff was my mother’s boyfriend, who she married."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Who’s Jeff?\"\nMichael: \"Jeff was my mother’s boyfriend, who she married.\"\nToby: \"So, her husband, your stepdad?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, Yeah. I guess I never thought about it that way, though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"So, her husband, your stepdad?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, Yeah. I guess I never thought about it that way, though.\"\nToby: \"Did you guys do much stuff together?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. You know what? He took me to a baseball game once, I remember. It was weird though. They took the pitcher out of the game. I felt really bad, because the pitcher wasn’t able to play with his friends anymore. But Jeff said that the manager was making a really good move, by taking the pitcher out. He really respected the manager."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Dogs don’t do that.\"\nMichael: \"Right. Why would a dog do that? That’s silly.\"\nToby: \"I don’t know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: When I hear myself say it, it sounds ridiculous. But I’ve never said it out loud, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"When I hear myself say it, it sounds ridiculous. But I’ve never said it out loud, so…\"\nToby: \"It’s very important for you to be liked, isn’t it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, lets not get too… This isn’t a counseling session… Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"It’s very important for you to be liked, isn’t it?\"\nMichael: \"Well, lets not get too… This isn’t a counseling session… Ok. Son of a gun. Son of a bitch. Wow! Ok.\"\nToby: \"I’m just trying to help you Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You. Bitch. God! You’re very helpful aren’t you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I’m just trying to help you Michael.\"\nMichael: \"You. Bitch. God! You’re very helpful aren’t you? You try to help everybody. Do you want to play another game?\"\nToby: \"I just want to…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are good. But you know what? You can’t help people. You couldn’t help your marriage. You lose. I don’t need your help. Nobody needs your help. Nobody wants it! You can’t help anybody. I don’t need your help! Am I going to make you cry?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"You remember that.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, but you had me so worked up that I made a mistake.\"\nToby: \"Unless part of you made that mistake on purpose.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You don’t make a mistake on purpose, Toby! Then it is no longer a mistake… Gabe. He messed it up. He messed up the forms, I bet… [mimicking Gabe] “I mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job! Bah! Good thing I’m here cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous!” [normal voice] Ah, ok. Got your notebook? Alright. Alright, lets bang this out. Let’s do it to it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"We’re the cast of Sweeney Todd:\"\nMichael: \"[cheers loudly after cast finishes singing song] That was amazing! That was awesome! I auditioned for this. When did the cast list go up?\"\nAndy: \"Like a month ago.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? They didn’t call me. Who am I playing? …Andy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"What kind of terrible rumor monger is Gabe? He is woefully misinformed, all right? Excuse me, clink, clink, clink, clink, everybody. You’re all coming to my show tonight, right?\"\nMichael: \"Andy, what time’s the show?\"\nAndy: \"8pm sharp.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How long is it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"8pm sharp.\"\nMichael: \"How long is it?\"\nAndy: \"Hour forty-five.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nope, can’t make it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Hey, I think this guy playing Sweeney Todd is my plumber.\"\nMichael: \"No, Darryl. This guy’s a world-class actor. He doesn’t daylight as your plumber.\"\nDarryl: \"No, it’s my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It’s his first play. He didn’t even audition.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you kidding me?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"No, it’s my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It’s his first play. He didn’t even audition.\"\nMichael: \"Are you kidding me?\"\nDarryl: \"Shhh. If we don’t listen to the overture, we won’t recognize the musical themes when they come back later.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right, I’m sorry. God."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Shelby: \"Enjoy the second act.\"\nMichael: \"You enjoy the second act.\"\nShelby: \"Have a refreshment.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you. You, too. [steals a bottle of wine from the bar]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Sweeney Todd: \"You’re the guy who booed me.\"\nMichael: \"Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn’t one of em.\"\nSweeney Todd: \"No, I saw you, and you were the only one.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get your eyes checked, chucklehead."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"You didn’t have to boo him.\"\nMichael: \"Well, he was getting a lot of applause, and I just didn’t think it was indicative of how people were really feeling.\"\nDarryl: \"How would you like it if we booed you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That would never happen."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"How would you like it if we booed you?\"\nMichael: \"That would never happen.\"\nDarryl: \"Boo! Boo!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. I appreciate the feedback."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Boo! Boo!\"\nMichael: \"Okay. I appreciate the feedback.\"\nDarryl: \"Boo! Boo!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t like that at all."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Stop just saying that.\"\nMichael: \"I am not just saying that. You can trust that I am telling you the truth. I booed someone tonight. I have no filter. And if I thought you were terrible, I would have booed. And if I thought you had done a better job, I would be saying nicer things right now. But I thought that you were exactly awesome. No better, no worse.\"\nAndy: \"Thank you. That feels good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did not say that to make you feel good. I just said it. Total integrity."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"[seeing a large red spot on Michael’s lip] God! Wow!\"\nMichael: \"[shying away] Look, [sighs] It’s a pimple Phyllis. Avrile Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.\"\nPhyllis: \"That’s no pimple Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You mean cancer?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Meredith: \"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It’s just a cold sore.\"\nMichael: \"It is?\"\nMeredith: \"Yup, just a cold sore.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just a cold sore, thank you. Phyllis, I don’t have acne. I have a cold sore. I don’t even have a cold. I don’t know how I got it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Some eggs can rely dormant in a woman for years, they may not even know they have it.\"\nMichael: \"You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It’s me own damn fault. Woman in every port.\"\nDwight: \"What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por…\"\nMichael: \"Don’t even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.\"\nDwight: \"You may have…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh my God! What if I did?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You may have…\"\nMichael: \"Oh my God! What if I did?\"\nDwight: \"You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.\"\nMichael: \"Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.\"\nDwight: \"You need to contact every woman you’ve been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It’s the right thing to do.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: There’s no way I’m gonna do that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"You need to contact every woman you’ve been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It’s the right thing to do.\"\nMichael: \"There’s no way I’m gonna do that.\"\nDwight: \"Then I will.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [makes grunt in attempt to stop Dwight. Dwight hangs up]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"[on phone] Hello?\"\nMichael: \"Hi Donna. It’s Michael.\"\nDonna: \"Michael, I didn’t think I’d here from you. How have you been?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Michael, I didn’t think I’d here from you. How have you been?\"\nMichael: \"I have a disease, for which there is no known cure, that has been sexually transmitted to me.\"\nDonna: \"Oh no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can’t even say it. H-I…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Oh no.\"\nMichael: \"I can’t even say it. H-I…\"\nDonna: \"Oh my God.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …R-P-E-E-S"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Oh my God.\"\nMichael: \"…R-P-E-E-S\"\nDonna: \"Wait, you’re calling to tell me that you have herpes?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes. Because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations. So you have it right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Wait, you’re calling to tell me that you have herpes?\"\nMichael: \"No, I am calling to see if you gave me herpes. Because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations. So you have it right?\"\nDonna: \"Ummm, no.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Does your stupid husband have it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Donna: \"Ummm, no.\"\nMichael: \"Does your stupid husband have it?\"\nDonna: \"No! He doesn’t. Are you telling me I have to get tested?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes I am telling you you have to get tested for herpes. Good-bye!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[on phone] This is Holly.\"\nMichael: \"No this is Holly.\"\nHolly: \"No this is Holly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No this is Holly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No this is Holly.\"\nMichael: \"No this is Holly.\"\nHolly: \"No, this is Michael Scott.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Busted. So what can I do for you Holly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, this is Michael Scott.\"\nMichael: \"Busted. So what can I do for you Holly.\"\nHolly: \"I am calling because, there’s a terrible crash!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh really? Was anyone killed?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"A lot of people.\"\nMichael: \"Any nuns?\"\nHolly: \"Three nuns, [Michael laughs] from a Missionary in South Africa.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [Dwight looks confused to the camera] Were they in the missionary position? [Holly laughs]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[sternly] Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this you know.\"\nMichael: \"Do what?\"\nHolly: \"You romanticize things.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t romanticize th- [Dwight nodding and mouthing ‘Yes you do’] No…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"You romanticize things.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t romanticize th- [Dwight nodding and mouthing ‘Yes you do’] No…\"\nHolly: \"Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He had no arms or legs, he couldn’t hear see, or speak… This is how he let a nation."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.\"\nMichael: \"He had no arms or legs, he couldn’t hear see, or speak… This is how he let a nation.\"\nHolly: \"You made ourselves to be more than we were.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We were more than we were."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"You made ourselves to be more than we were.\"\nMichael: \"We were more than we were.\"\nHolly: \"I don’t know what you’re getting so upset about, we had to break up a long time ago, it was a good memory.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok, alright I gotta go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I’d tell you.\"\nMichael: \"It’s nice to see you doing so well.\"\nJan: \"Yeah I’m really happy. Me and Astrid against the world. [laughs] We’re loving it, yeah. I’m kind of a supermom.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Bringing home the bacon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No! In the beginning we were not good.\"\nMichael: \"Well, there was a little bit of a learning curve in the conversation department, but between the sheets we were like Jordan and Pippin!\"\nJan: \"Well if there’s anything exciting about it it’s because we both knew it was wrong!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because we work together."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"Well if there’s anything exciting about it it’s because we both knew it was wrong!\"\nMichael: \"Because we work together.\"\nJan: \"No, ok. Imagine there’s a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn’t like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn’t like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Am I the princess?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jan: \"No, ok. Imagine there’s a princess, who falls for a guy beneath her station, and the queen doesn’t like this at all. And the princess knows that the queen doesn’t like it so it just makes her wanna do it all the more just to get at the queen!\"\nMichael: \"Am I the princess?\"\nJan: \"No I’m the princess, and the queen.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [sighs] Ok, so I’m the guy at the station."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Next stop is Helene. You’re gonna wanna make a left on Willow, which is a little ways away, uh. I’ll remind you.\"\nMichael: \"You know, I don’t know if I trust Jan’s judgment. She…\"\nDwight: \"Jan knows paper.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m not talking about paper. Relationships, they have the ability to point out if the man is making a bigger deal out of something that is really there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Jan knows paper.\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m not talking about paper. Relationships, they have the ability to point out if the man is making a bigger deal out of something that is really there.\"\nDwight: \"Wait, what Holly said?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, I don’t…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait, what Holly said?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I don’t…\"\nDwight: \"Forget it Michael! Today is about herpes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Who gave it to you, who has it, and who is going to pay.\"\nMichael: \"Got it.\"\nDwight: \"TO answer your question about Jan, no. Jan is insane. Why do you think I got- LEFT, WILLOW NOW!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’M TRYING! GOD!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"It’ll go away in time just don’t touch it.\"\nMichael: \"Did I make more of what we had then what was really there?\"\nHelene: \"What did you think we were?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just a quirky indie movie weird sort of thing, breaking all the rules. But had to end, because the summer was over. For you…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Helene: \"What did you think we were?\"\nMichael: \"Just a quirky indie movie weird sort of thing, breaking all the rules. But had to end, because the summer was over. For you…\"\nHelene: \"I think for you to have come here even expecting that we can have a conversation like this show’s ho-how self deluded you are! Michael, your memory has failed you greatly.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Jerk. [walks off]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carroll: \"It’s a family room.\"\nMichael: \"You put the TV here, you put the family over here.\"\nCarroll: \"Michael why are you here?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Someone told me that I romanticize relationships"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carroll: \"Michael why are you here?\"\nMichael: \"Someone told me that I romanticize relationships\"\nCarroll: \"You know, we all do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have herpes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carroll: \"You know, we all do that.\"\nMichael: \"I have herpes.\"\nCarroll: \"What? Did you have that while we were together?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I just found out today. It’s, uh, right there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carroll: \"What? Did you have that while we were together?\"\nMichael: \"I just found out today. It’s, uh, right there.\"\nCarroll: \"Oh! Oh, that’s what you’re talking about?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmhmm, I’m sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carroll: \"Oh! Oh, that’s what you’re talking about?\"\nMichael: \"Mmhmm, I’m sorry.\"\nCarroll: \"Did the doctor check it out?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m between specialists right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Carroll: \"Did the doctor check it out?\"\nMichael: \"I’m between specialists right now.\"\nCarroll: \"Yes, yes Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I believe in love at first sight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’m gonna need a list of every man you’ve ever had sex with. I’m talking train stations, men’s rooms…\"\nMichael: \"Flower shops, fireworks celebrations…\"\nDwight: \"Fence with a hole in it..\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Fence with a hole in it..\"\nMichael: \"Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park…\"\nDwight: \"The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk’s home.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: An electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up and starts leaving]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk’s home.\"\nMichael: \"An electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up and starts leaving]\"\nDwight: \"The democratic primaries,\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oscar! Think abou- Think! [door slams]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"You don’t look reluctant, Michael. You look really eager.\"\nMichael: \"[laughing] No, I don’t have time for this. Are you kidding me?\"\nPam: \"You don’t?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! Okay. [runs out the door] All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"Danny Cordray, Osprey Paper.\"\nMichael: \"Nice to meet you.\"\nDanny: \"Three of you guys for one sale.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, well…we call it overkill. Why am I telling you my strategy?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"Well, whatever works for ya. Anyway. All right.\"\nMichael: \"All right.\"\nDanny: \"It’s good to see you guys. Nice to meet you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Buh-bye. I could swear that guy was a male model."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Steve: \"Michael, I appreciate everything that Dunder-Mifflin has done for this company.\"\nMichael: \"You know what? You are having some problems with your loading dock, are you not? All right. We’re going to deliver to you on weekends.\"\nSteve: \"That’s very generous, but-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And you know what else we’re gonna do? I can’t believe I’m gonna say this…we are going to offer you our paper at cost. I know. I could get in a lotta trouble for this, so you’d better shake my hand right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"We sell better?\"\nMichael: \"Okay. You know what? You clearly don’t care, so why don’t you just leave?\"\nStanley: \"I would like to stay. This pertains to me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why don’t you go outside and…take a shot of insulin and have a nap, okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"I would like to stay. This pertains to me.\"\nMichael: \"Why don’t you go outside and…take a shot of insulin and have a nap, okay?\"\nStanley: \"Why do you always assume I have diabetes?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know, your frame, your build-why don’t you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you’re not a diabetic. [Stanley stands to leave] See? I could tell by the sound you made when you stood up that you have-okay. Yes, Phyllis?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"A what?\"\nMichael: \"Like the movie.\"\nJim: \"I think you mean The Sting.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Paul Newman, Robert Redford. They’re bank robbers."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"But from where?\"\nMichael: \"A surveillance room next to this one.\"\nDanny: \"Okay, so you…set up this fake company, then you hired this homeless woman to impersonate an executive to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. And it’s the sincerest form of flattery."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"Oh, well then, yeah. All right. Hey! [knocking on wall] Good luck, guys. Seems like you got a great operation here.\"\nMichael: \"No, we don’t. Here’s-here’s my point. Danny, listen, you have to understand that we are not normally like this. We just-we wanted to know your tricks.\"\nDanny: \"What do you mean, my tricks? There’s no tricks, man. I’m just a good salesman. You wanna copy that? You can’t copy that! [opens door to leave]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are, you are. You are! Stop it, stop it. Stop. [closes door] You are a good salesman. And because of that…I want you to work for me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"What do you mean, my tricks? There’s no tricks, man. I’m just a good salesman. You wanna copy that? You can’t copy that! [opens door to leave]\"\nMichael: \"You are, you are. You are! Stop it, stop it. Stop. [closes door] You are a good salesman. And because of that…I want you to work for me.\"\nDanny: \"Sure. You seem like a fun, professional guy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So, you will?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"Sure. You seem like a fun, professional guy.\"\nMichael: \"So, you will?\"\nDanny: \"[opening door again to leave] No!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hold it, hold it. [forcing door closed] Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Danny, I want you to look at me. Do you want your life to be better…or to be worse or to stay the same?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"[opening door again to leave] No!\"\nMichael: \"Hold it, hold it. [forcing door closed] Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Danny, I want you to look at me. Do you want your life to be better…or to be worse or to stay the same?\"\nDanny: \"Get out of my way.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Answer the question. Do you want a better life, Danny?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"Get out of my way.\"\nMichael: \"Answer the question. Do you want a better life, Danny?\"\nDanny: \"I swear to God, I’m gonna hit you. I didn’t mean that. I’m sorry. I’m not-it’s just I’m very upset right now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know, I know."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"I swear to God, I’m gonna hit you. I didn’t mean that. I’m sorry. I’m not-it’s just I’m very upset right now.\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know.\"\nDanny: \"I’m very upset!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you want more freedom, less freedom, or to stay the same?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Danny: \"I’m very upset!\"\nMichael: \"Do you want more freedom, less freedom, or to stay the same?\"\nDanny: \"More freedom.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I can give you more money-there’s your better life. I can let you come and go as you please-there’s your freedom. And you already know Dunder-Mifflin has the best service and the best prices, but you beat us anyway. Can you imagine how well you would do selling our stuff?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Can I talk to you about something?\"\nMichael: \"No, you may not.\"\nDwight: \"It’s about this very announcement you just made.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I said no."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd Packer: \"Lame. Why don’t witches wear panties?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, here we go!\"\nTodd Packer: \"Because they need to grip the broom!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs] OH! Who likes to water ski on Lake Erie? No wai-where does Dracula like to water ski?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yes. I do remember saying something like that to you.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I’m sorry. I blew this. You should have gotten credit for that, man.\"\nDarryl: \"I’m just glad we’re gonna try it out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? We’re good?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"I’m just glad we’re gonna try it out.\"\nMichael: \"Really? We’re good?\"\nDarryl: \"Yeah. We’re cool.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. [reaches out and shakes Darryl’s hand] Okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"Yeah. We’re cool.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. [reaches out and shakes Darryl’s hand] Okay.\"\nDarryl: \"What’s under your shirt?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. It’s a ream of paper. Thought you might hit me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"[answers phone] Hello?\"\nMichael: \"Hi, Darryl, come out here, please.\"\nDarryl: \"I’m good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You need to stop being so shy, come out here, and embrace who you really are, superstar!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"I’m good.\"\nMichael: \"You need to stop being so shy, come out here, and embrace who you really are, superstar!\"\nDarryl: \"This is embarrassing, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I bet it is! If you’re gonna do your job well here, you gotta get used to being embarrassed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He went to Gabe behind your back.\"\nMichael: \"No, he didn’t go behind my back. He went over my head.\"\nDwight: \"He went over your head to go behind your back.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is taking someone from behind?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He went over your head to go behind your back.\"\nMichael: \"What is taking someone from behind?\"\nDwight: \"No. Shh. Michael, listen. This cannot stand. We can’t have workers going straight to corporate. Makes your job superfluous.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It was a good idea, though."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Garbage magnet. [throws magnet] Garbage magnet, God! Magnets are interesting enough, you don’t need to tart them up with some design. [to Michael] I can’t believe this doesn’t make you mad!\"\nMichael: \"[staring at Gabe and Kevin] What the hell are they talking about?\"\nDwight: \"Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you think that Kevin is going over my head? I don’t-[sees Kevin and Gabe fist-bump] Oh my GOD. Okay. All right. All right. You know what? That’s inappropriate, Kevin. I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it to Gabe. Chain of command. Do you understand?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I am so sorry.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you’re sorry?\"\nKevin: \"I just thought-\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What did you just thought?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"I’m not mad. Are you mad?\"\nMichael: \"You went over my head. And then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.\"\nDarryl: \"Well, I’m sorry if it seems that way to you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, that might help. If you said “I’m sorry” in front of everybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, this is a bad idea.\"\nMichael: \"What’s a bad idea?\"\nPam: \"Dressing up as somebody-I mean, when has that ever worked for you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: NEVER! [tosses wig] Okay, you know what? Fine.  I’m not Darryl. And thank God I’m not Darryl."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"You’re right, we don’t need a hat.\"\nMichael: \"I am not budging on the hat issue.\"\nGabe: \"Okay. We’re going to table the hat question. The best ideas are going to come to me, I make the final decision, period.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo if we disagree with Gabe."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Okay. We’re going to table the hat question. The best ideas are going to come to me, I make the final decision, period.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo if we disagree with Gabe.\"\nGabe: \"Okay, why don’t we simplify this? Darryl brings it to Michael, Michael brings it to me, no one calls Jo.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Jo, then we’ll give her a call."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.\"\nMichael: \"Are you talking to me?\"\nJim: \"[whispers to Pam] Ok, your turn.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Scooch. Before I shoot you in the head."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I’m so sorry.\"\nMichael: \"[normal voice] I’m not the godfather.\"\nPam: \"Okay, thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [clears his throat] So who is the godfather?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay, thank you.\"\nMichael: \"[clears his throat] So who is the godfather?\"\nPam: \"Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Old friend, like, you’ve known him since kindergarten?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Old friend, like, you’ve known him since kindergarten?\"\nPam: \"No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They’re a great couple. You should meet them later.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I have plenty of friends, so… all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They’re a great couple. You should meet them later.\"\nMichael: \"No, I have plenty of friends, so… all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show.\"\nPam: \"Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-i-t-c-h. And that’s not true, but her parents are kind of boxing me out."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Male Church Member: \"Oh, no, after you.\"\nMichael: \"No, I insist. After me.\"\nMale Church Member: \"[laughs] I’m gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Thank you. You too."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Greg, hello, it’s Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.\"\nMichael: \"[overhearing Dwight’s conversation] Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.\"\nDwight: \"I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are you kidding me? Stop it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Guy: \"Are you coming?\"\nMichael: \"If you’ll have me, yes.\"\nGuy: \"Heck, yes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? [cheers, applause] Thank you. All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?\"\nMichael: \"Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.\"\nPhyllis: \"Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tell them that I’m in a meeting."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Good-bye, Lackawana County.\"\nMichael: \"How long till we get to Mexico?\"\nAndy: \"Well, two days minus how long we’ve been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Well, two days minus how long we’ve been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.\"\nMichael: \"Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?\"\nAndy: \"I don’t know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why aren’t they building it themselves?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I don’t know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or…\"\nMichael: \"Why aren’t they building it themselves?\"\nAndy: \"They don’t know how.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do we know how? I don’t know how. You know how?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"They don’t know how.\"\nMichael: \"Do we know how? I don’t know how. You know how?\"\nAndy: \"Well, Carla knows.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, God, you know what? I’m gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.\"\nAndy: \"And the Christmas party.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And Cinco de Mayo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"And the Christmas party.\"\nMichael: \"And Cinco de Mayo.\"\nAndy: \"Nah, no. We’ll be back before that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven’t even started. Now we’re those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"It doesn’t matter.\"\nMichael: \"We could go back and forth all day. It’s not gonna solve anything.\"\nAndy: \"If we went to Mexico, we’d probably screw everything up anyway.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don’t. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?\"\nMichael: \"Is anyone still at the church?\"\nErin: \"No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? Shut up."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.\"\nMichael: \"What? Shut up.\"\nErin: \"Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith’s minivan.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Uhh. It’s just that it’s our first party together so…\"\nMichael: \"MMM MMM MM MM MM! Did you hear what I said? I’m a very busy man. I don’t have time for your TV show.\"\nErin: \"[sad] Okay, sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m joking."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"[sad] Okay, sorry.\"\nMichael: \"I’m joking.\"\nErin: \"Wait which one?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m joking. I’m kidding around! I’m not actually angry. [Erin laughs] I’m not busy at all, I’m not doing anything. And I know what Glee is, I’m a total Gleek."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Wait which one?\"\nMichael: \"I’m joking. I’m kidding around! I’m not actually angry. [Erin laughs] I’m not busy at all, I’m not doing anything. And I know what Glee is, I’m a total Gleek.\"\nErin: \"Good me too!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know who my favorite character is? The invalid. [Jim makes a face] I am coming to your party."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Hey, you going tonight?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I am. Are you?\"\nKevin: \"Yeah! You gotta go to the boss’s party!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? No Gabe is… Gabe is not the boss."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"Yeah! You gotta go to the boss’s party!\"\nMichael: \"What? No Gabe is… Gabe is not the boss.\"\nKevin: \"No he’s not the boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why did you just say he was the boss?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"No he’s not the boss.\"\nMichael: \"Why did you just say he was the boss?\"\nKevin: \"‘Cause, you’re the boss!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeeee… Guys! Do you consider Gabe to be the boss?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"[takes remote] It’s a little loud…\"\nMichael: \"Actually I think it’s not loud enough. May I? Thank you sah! [takes remote, raises volume] There we go. Glee right? Rock and roll! Turn it up to elevaan! Spinal Cord!\"\nGabe: \"[lowers volum] Some of us are trying to have a conversation.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well some of us are trying to have a…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"[lowers volum] Some of us are trying to have a conversation.\"\nMichael: \"Well some of us are trying to have a…\"\nGabe: \"I’ll just turn the captions on.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [grabs different remote from the table] Well I will turn up the volume."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"I’ll just turn the captions on.\"\nMichael: \"[grabs different remote from the table] Well I will turn up the volume.\"\nGabe: \"That’s for the other box.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay…  Heeeere’s what we’re gonna do! Right down the hall is a bed room. All the real Glee fans are gonna go down the hall to the real Glee party in the bedroom, follow me! Where we can crank it!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Let’s go ahead and wash our hands.\"\nMichael: \"Is this the same dough you used for the pizza crust?\"\nGabe: \"Yep! Waste not right?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So these are pizza dogs, they aren’t pigs in a blanket per se."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Gabe: \"Erin you don’t have to…\"\nMichael: \"You know what Erin you do have to.\"\nGabe: \"Michael! You are making this harder than it has to be.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [grimacing] That’s what she said. [leaves]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Daryl: \"[Michael walks into disarray of people’s reactions to the TV going out] Where you been?\"\nMichael: \"I just went out for a walk.\"\nDaryl: \"Cable’s out.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? Really? That stinks!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"[Michael is outside fixing the cable box] You did this?\"\nMichael: \"No I was just check- Yeah. Yes I did, yeah yeah.\"\nErin: \"Why don’t you like him?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What is there to like? He’s just, he’s a weird little skeevy guy with no waist, why do you care whether we like him or not?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Why don’t you like him?\"\nMichael: \"What is there to like? He’s just, he’s a weird little skeevy guy with no waist, why do you care whether we like him or not?\"\nErin: \"I care if\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why? I’m not your father. [Erin looks sad] All right."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"What? [confused]\"\nMichael: \"Go to your room young lady!\"\nErin: \"[slowly getting it] Uhm, I’m not going to my room.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You listen to me. You listen good. You are are"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"[slowly getting it] Uhm, I’m not going to my room.\"\nMichael: \"You listen to me. You listen good. You are are\"\nErin: \"You listen to me. You are\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: As long as you are living under this roof you are going to do what I say."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"You listen to me. You are\"\nMichael: \"As long as you are living under this roof you are going to do what I say.\"\nErin: \"I hate your roof!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh do not raise your voice to me!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"I hate your roof!\"\nMichael: \"Oh do not raise your voice to me!\"\nErin: \"I’ll raise it how I want! I’ll raise the roof!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Gahh, I will pull this car over!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Hey, I’m WUPHF.\"\nMichael: \"[wearing Ryan’s glasses] I’m Facebook.\"\nRyan: \"What’s up Facebook?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I sent you a Facebook message yesterday, I still haven’t heard anything back."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Great, so we got our first offer to buy the company.\"\nMichael: \"Your kidding?!\"\nRyan: \"We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, really do this thing our way.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You and me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, really do this thing our way.\"\nMichael: \"You and me.\"\nRyan: \"New Investors are key, though. That’s actually why I came in today.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t you work here full-time?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[chuckles] Today, I was thinking I would sit down with a few of the people who haven’t invested yet.\"\nMichael: \"Mm-Hmm.\"\nRyan: \"Or we could do that together, if that sounds fun to you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That does sound fun to me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"WUPHF T-Shirts. Who wants one? Just imagine that you’re at spring break, Daytona Beach.\"\nMichael: \"Here we go.\"\nRyan: \"Everyone’s like, “Hey Dude, whats up with all the hotties in the WUPHF shirts?” Or, Uh, “Hey, what’s up with that helicopter? It’s Ry from WUPHF!”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: “It’s Ryan the WUPHF guy!”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Everyone’s like, “Hey Dude, whats up with all the hotties in the WUPHF shirts?” Or, Uh, “Hey, what’s up with that helicopter? It’s Ry from WUPHF!”\"\nMichael: \"“It’s Ryan the WUPHF guy!”\"\nRyan: \"“Yo, Ry from WUPHF!”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: “He’s up there.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"“Yo, Ry from WUPHF!”\"\nMichael: \"“He’s up there.”\"\nRyan: \"“What’s he dropping?! Wow, what’s falling on us, man?!” WUPHF condoms! 50,000 condoms out of the sky!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Look at that! He threw ’em on the ground!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hi, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Can’t talk, saving the planet.\"\nPam: \"Oh, we don’t recycle.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We Don’t? Well, why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Oh, we don’t recycle.\"\nMichael: \"We Don’t? Well, why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?\"\nPam: \"I’m sure no one asked you to do that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [throws the sack of garbage onto the floor] Eight Years."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m sure no one asked you to do that.\"\nMichael: \"[throws the sack of garbage onto the floor] Eight Years.\"\nPam: \"Listen, I know you really like Ryan–\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I won’t even consider it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Listen, I know you really like Ryan–\"\nMichael: \"No, I won’t even consider it.\"\nPam: \"Michael, I… [sits down] I hate to say this, but… you know this special bond that you’ve always felt with Ryan, where, like, you’re best friends or you’re his mentor or something?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Right, Yes, yeah. Best friend/mentor."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, I… [sits down] I hate to say this, but… you know this special bond that you’ve always felt with Ryan, where, like, you’re best friends or you’re his mentor or something?\"\nMichael: \"Right, Yes, yeah. Best friend/mentor.\"\nPam: \"Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he’s taking advantage of you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I think you are wrong."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, I think that feeling only goes one way. And I think that Ryan knows that, and he’s taking advantage of you.\"\nMichael: \"I think you are wrong.\"\nPam: \"And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You may be right. I may be crazy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"And there are a lot of other people in this office who have money at stake. Other people you care about.\"\nMichael: \"You may be right. I may be crazy.\"\nPam: \"Don’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m just saying that I think I agree with your point."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Don’t.\"\nMichael: \"I’m just saying that I think I agree with your point.\"\nPam: \"Yeah, but in a jokey way where you’re gonna start singing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I thought it might make me feel better."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Yeah, but in a jokey way where you’re gonna start singing.\"\nMichael: \"I thought it might make me feel better.\"\nPam: \"Okay. Go Ahead.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [singing] But it just may be a lunatic… [stops singing] No."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Michael, how’s it going, bro?\"\nMichael: \"Good, good, bro.\"\nRyan: \"Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Always have your back. So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.\"\nMichael: \"Always have your back. So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?\"\nRyan: \"I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nine days, though. That’s, like…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.\"\nMichael: \"Nine days, though. That’s, like…\"\nRyan: \"Look, I know I’ve tapped you so hard.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, you have tapped this. Hard."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Look, I know I’ve tapped you so hard.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, you have tapped this. Hard.\"\nRyan: \"[laughs] Oh, you are funny, Michael. You–people, people don’t give you enough credit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"[laughs] Oh, you are funny, Michael. You–people, people don’t give you enough credit.\"\nMichael: \"Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.\"\nRyan: \"Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don’t seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So you would think that’s a good idea for me to do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Ryan: \"Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot–\"\nMichael: \"Mm-Hmm.\"\nRyan: \"Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, well, we never even have dinner now, so…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"According to the internet, the tallest man in the world is Chinese.\"\nMichael: \"So much for keeping our secrets up high.\"\nErin: \"What’s America gonna do?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I know what we’re going to do. We’re going to put our best minds on it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael, China’s agrarian. Urbanizing fast? You bet ‘cha, but still agrarian.\"\nMichael: \"In terms of land, not population.\"\nOscar: \"Come on Michael. You can…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no you’re wrong about this."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Come on Michael. You can…\"\nMichael: \"No, no you’re wrong about this.\"\nOscar: \"Where are you getting this information?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I got it from NewYorkTimes.com"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"This guy doesn’t just wanna win. Y’know, he want’s to bury you. He wants to humiliate you!\"\nMichael: \"Wait, wait, wait. How long is this going to take?\"\nAndy: \"I’m like a quarter of the way through.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is it going to be worth it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is that I’ve been thinking that your fears about China are a bit exaggerated.\"\nMichael: \"Did you know, that China has a new missile, that can sink a US Naval Carrier nine hundred miles off the coast?\"\nOscar: \"We have missiles too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you also know that China has secretly been expanding its nuclear arsenal. But what do I know, I mean, that’s just according to the Pentagon. Our Pentagon."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Actually, we’re in a mild recession right now. I’ll give you that, but people use China as the boogie man for all their problems. In the nineteen eighties, it was Japan.\"\nMichael: \"How then do you explain that in the past year manufacturing in China has risen by 17% and in the US it has only risen by 8%?\"\nOscar: \"Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy’s heading in 2011? Do you know the comparative expansion of say the information sector? I’d say that’s far more relevant. Wouldn’t you?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t… I…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Don’t worry about the coffee, its on me.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I figured that.\"\nOscar: \"Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wait. You forgetting something?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Uh, I just wanted to let you know that, uh, I’ll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, because you’ve been on the Lam? Because the ‘boring police’ have been after you, and they finally caught up with you?\"\nToby: \"Uh, no, the opposite. I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. And the verdict, it was Toby. And the sentence, death. Death to Toby!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"I can neither confirm nor deny this. Let’s just say I’ll be up to my neck in jury duty. [excited outbursts]\"\nMichael: \"That was the worst joke ever.\"\nToby: \"Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place for a while.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. Okay goodbye, goodbye."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Uh, Holly Flax, she comes from the Nashua branch.\"\nMichael: \"What? What?\"\nToby: \"Yeah, uh, she’ll be starting next week. If you have any questions about the transition, just let me know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Hold on, Holly’s coming back here?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"No, don’t throw those out!\"\nMichael: \"No, we have to cancel the party.\"\nAngela: \"We can save that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, we’re gonna get fresh for Holly. Fresh and new."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I bought these.\"\nMichael: \"I know.\"\nAndy: \"These cookies are fine.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s not. They’re not. Fresh and new. Please let go. Please let go."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, Michael, wait we don’t have, we don’t have the budget for another party.\"\nMichael: \"Well then everybody’ll chip in, it’ll be fine.\"\nPam: \"I honestly think you’re idealizing people here again, Michael. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, I’ll pay for it. I’ll pay for the party. It doesn’t matter. This is way too important. People, Holly’s coming back, and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. So back to work."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Maybe I’ll bring my boyfriend. I’ll invite him.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. Sure.\"\nAngela: \"I mean, unless there’s any chance there could be press at this party.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You never know about the press."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"I mean, unless there’s any chance there could be press at this party.\"\nMichael: \"You never know about the press.\"\nAngela: \"Well, I only ask because he’s a senator.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Could he help us with some parking tickets?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Well, I only ask because he’s a senator.\"\nMichael: \"Could he help us with some parking tickets?\"\nAngela: \"I don’t think that’s appropriate.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, then he’s not a senator."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[weak Clint Eastwood accent] Well, well, well, if it isn’t Michael Scott. You old bastard.\"\nMichael: \"[imitating her accent] Well, I never thought I’d see your face around these parts, you old bastard.\"\nHolly: \"Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [as Curly] Why, you’re some sorta wise guy, huh?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.\"\nMichael: \"[as Curly] Why, you’re some sorta wise guy, huh?\"\nHolly: \"[as Curly] I most certainly am.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh, it’s so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It’s like a party for limousine drivers.\"\nMichael: \"Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, it’s fabulous. I love what you did.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Isn’t it wonderful? We love it here. Don’t you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. [in a stereotyped Mexican accent] I show you to your desk."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh, it’s fabulous. I love what you did.\"\nMichael: \"Isn’t it wonderful? We love it here. Don’t you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. [in a stereotyped Mexican accent] I show you to your desk.\"\nHolly: \"[in the same accent] Watch out for my guns they’re both loaded. [makes gun noises]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn’t seen any of the Toy Story movies.\"\nMichael: \"You’re kidding me. Ahh!\"\nHolly: \"No. I know. I was like, “What? Are you serious?”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What a douche bag!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No. I know. I was like, “What? Are you serious?”\"\nMichael: \"What a douche bag!\"\nHolly: \"Get a life!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Get a… yeah! Good riddance."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Now he’s the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.\"\nMichael: \"Good for him.\"\nHolly: \"Next day I found him in my bed.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Really? That’s creepy. How did AJ get in your house?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Next day I found him in my bed.\"\nMichael: \"Really? That’s creepy. How did AJ get in your house?\"\nHolly: \"We live together.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh, you do?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"We live together.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you do?\"\nHolly: \"He had a little note pinned to him that said, “You’ve got a friend in me.”\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [fighting back tears] Yeah, Randy Newman’s the best."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Wait, what girlfriend?\"\nMichael: \"I haven’t told you about her.\"\nDwight: \"I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. I think that’s pretty interesting. But you know what? I am not on trial here. The Scranton strangler is. So, anyway, we have this great weekend, and she drives me to the airport, and we get to JFK, but I am flying out of LaGuardia. So we laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we spend the rest of the day walking around Slo-mo, drinking latte. And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, “Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab.”"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I’d get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?\"\nMichael: \"When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, “Michael, I love you, but I can’t do this.” But then, with this other guy, you don’t have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.\"\nHolly: \"Michael, I’m sorry.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And we did this whole stupid party for you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Aj: \"Just now. Hey, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Nice to see you again, AJ. Welcome.\"\nAj: \"Pleased to see you. Thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good trip down?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Aj: \"Pleased to see you. Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"Good trip down?\"\nAj: \"Yeah, it was great.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, wait!\"\nMichael: \"Oh, hey, hey, no, don’t run. You’re gonna slip.\"\nPam: \"That’s good advice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"That’s good advice.\"\nMichael: \"Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died.\"\nPam: \"That’s a sad story.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [voice breaking] Yeah, well, at least he was married."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"That’s a sad story.\"\nMichael: \"[voice breaking] Yeah, well, at least he was married.\"\nPam: \"Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything’s gonna be okay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, it’s not. It’s not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You’re re-gifting this to me.\"\nMichael: \"No, that’s not… no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.\"\nKelly: \"Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [hands Kelly a receipt from his wallet] From the mall. That…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jada: \"A horse.\"\nMichael: \"A horse.\"\nJada: \"A pool.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You, are you sure you don’t want a pony? You want a real horse?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Gummi bears and gummi worms.\"\nMichael: \"Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.\"\nErin: \"Ukulele’s happy?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sad, something to break."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.\"\nMichael: \"Both sad.\"\nErin: \"And did you get the tickets?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly’s favorite. I hope she doesn’t call us up on stage. That would suck. “Hey, you think you can do my job better?” I don’t know. “What’s your name?” Michael."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Video Michael: \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down, breathe.\"\nMichael: \"I’m trying!\"\nVideo Michael: \"I said breathe!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m trying!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Video Michael: \"Shut that off!\"\nMichael: \"I’m not listening to music!\"\nVideo Michael: \"Fine, just go crazy for a little while! Lookin’ good! You’re lookin’ good. [roping Michael in] Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! I’m pulling you back! Michael dance off!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Go! Oh, that’s nice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I got it for Christmas. I’m so out of my league here.\"\nMichael: \"[imitating E.T.] E.T. phone Holly. Holly like phone?\"\nHolly: \"[imitating E.T.] Holly misses old phone.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [imitating E.T.] Why?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[imitating E.T.] Holly misses old phone.\"\nMichael: \"[imitating E.T.] Why?\"\nHolly: \"[imitating E.T.] New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [imitating E.T.] Bummer."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[imitating E.T.] New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception.\"\nMichael: \"[imitating E.T.] Bummer.\"\nHolly: \"[imitating E.T.] Bummer.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [imitating E.T.] Reese’s Pieces."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"I’m not… I’m not going to have…\"\nMichael: \"Do you love him now?\"\nPam: \"No! Just talk to her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. She’d just resent me. Or worse! She would think of me as her friend. [disgusted voice] Oh, hi friend! Blegh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"I’ll talk to her, Michael.\"\nMichael: \"You think she’d talk to you?\"\nPhyllis: \"Why wouldn’t she?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s true. She’s really nice. She’d talk to anybody. Why don’t you bring Erin to balance you out?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee. But that’s fine.\"\nMichael: \"Is it?\"\nPam: \"Yes! Because with all of your support, by this time next year maybe I’ll be down to one glass of iced tea a week.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January first, BAM! Blood everywhere."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Well, I can’t, I don’t know how.\"\nMichael: \"You’re just gonna somersault around for the rest of your life and you know what’s going to be on your tombstone?  Loser.\"\nCreed: \"My tombstone’s already made, thank you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just do a cartwheel!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"All right, I ate the fluffy part, can I be done?\"\nMichael: \"Let me see if you swallowed it, open your mouth. Under your tongue. [reveals hidden broccoli, spits it out] Oh, God! You guys are pathetic.\"\nKevin: \"Can I get some candy, or something?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No! You can’t have any candy!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Yes, Michael?\"\nMichael: \"[imitating E.T.] Not Michael, E.T.\"\nHolly: \"What’s up?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What’s up?\"\nMichael: \"Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, no, Michael, I don’t want to talk about it with you. I mean, I’m fine, I just… I don’t want to talk about it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Holly, come on in. Thanks for coming. I thought there should be an HR rep here for this. So, Kevin and Creed, things got a little bit intense in the conference room."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"You were super mean.\"\nMichael: \"It was insensitive and I am sorry.\"\nKevin: \"It was traumatizing, Michael. I wouldn’t be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions. The cartwheel, the veggies… I… care about you. Very much. And you loom so large in my heart that I crossed the line."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"It was traumatizing, Michael. I wouldn’t be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.\"\nMichael: \"I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions. The cartwheel, the veggies… I… care about you. Very much. And you loom so large in my heart that I crossed the line.\"\nKevin: \"Okay, Michael, no offense, but you need to get your own life.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re right. And I hope that we can still be friends."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Creed: \"Yes, sir.\"\nMichael: \"You know what? I’m going to stay here as long as it takes.\"\nCreed: \"I really appreciate it, Boss.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s about you. It’s about you. Go!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.\"\nMichael: \"Oh no no, I’m not picking on you at all. You’re English, correct?\"\nDavid: \"Yeah big time, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m working on an English character. Would you mind gi…  It’s called Reginald Pooftah."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Herrow! Herrow!\"\nMichael: \"I do Ping. Herrow. I Ping!\"\nDavid: \"You can’t do that these days. You can’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. And people don’t understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"You can’t do that these days. You can’t.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no. And people don’t understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.\"\nDavid: \"No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That’s what she said. [laughs]. [hugs Michaels] Ohh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s good. Pleasure to meet you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Where are you working?\"\nMichael: \"Dunder Mifflin.\"\nDavid: \"Any jobs now?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, not right now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Any jobs now?\"\nMichael: \"No, not right now.\"\nDavid: \"Just let me know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: All right. See you around."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "David: \"Just let me know.\"\nMichael: \"All right. See you around.\"\nDavid: \"All right.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Bye-bye. What a nice guy."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Is Mikanos greek? He sounds Italian.\"\nMichael: \"Ugh. You’re the fifth person to tell me that today.\"\nHolly: \"Maybe Mikanos ran away to join the Italian circus.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, yeah, like a character history. Good. Tom Hanks does that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What do you do in your free time?\"\nMichael: \"[as Mikanos] Practice Olympics.\"\nHolly: \"Mmm. Do you like movies?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [as Mikanos] I like the musical “Grease”, or as we call it, “home”."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Mmm. Do you like movies?\"\nMichael: \"[as Mikanos] I like the musical “Grease”, or as we call it, “home”.\"\nHolly: \"We have to try this out on somebody.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [as Mikanos] Hello."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[with accent] It’s a very strong coffee with milk from a goat.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] I can’t believe-ee. It’s a miracle. She can talk!\"\nHolly: \"No more brain damage.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No more brain damage!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Wow! What a day, right? Guess you guys are probably ready to go. And you got my business card, so…\"\nMichael: \"[as Mikanos] Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. You know, I like you. I’m going to give you my secret gyro recipe. Come out here since it’s a secret, and I’ll tell you. [exits conference room] [normal voice] All, you have to close right now.\"\nAndy: \"Yeah, I mean, I’m getting to it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, you’re not. You’re getting past it. You have to close. You can do it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Yeah, I mean, I’m getting to it.\"\nMichael: \"No, you’re not. You’re getting past it. You have to close. You can do it.\"\nAndy: \"Yeah, yeah.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Andy, what’s the problem?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"Yeah, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Andy, what’s the problem?\"\nAndy: \"This is hard for me. I’m a nice guy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You, Kelly and Creed, Kevin, they believe in you. Don’t let them down. Don’t let yourself down, Andy. I’m gonna go back in. I’m going to stall them for a little bit. I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. I want you to close. [entering conference room] [as Mikanos] What is taking that guy so long?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[with accent] Wonderful seminar!\"\nMichael: \"[as Mikanos] Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.\"\nHolly: \"Michael, I should get back to work.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What? Come on. It’s time for grapes. [regular voice] Real fun day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"For what?\"\nMichael: \"You broke up with AJ weeks ago.\"\nHolly: \"Don’t you have a sales call to go on?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t understand. I really don’t. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Don’t you have a sales call to go on?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t understand. I really don’t. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?\"\nHolly: \"We don’t know that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sure we do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"We don’t know that.\"\nMichael: \"Sure we do.\"\nHolly: \"Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?\"\nMichael: \"Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.\"\nHolly: \"Michael, I can’t keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I’m working with. Well, you can understand that.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I understand. I just don’t agree."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Michael, I can’t keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I’m working with. Well, you can understand that.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I understand. I just don’t agree.\"\nHolly: \"Well you don’t have to agree.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Well you don’t have to agree.\"\nMichael: \"Yes I do.\"\nHolly: \"No you don’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes I do."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No you don’t.\"\nMichael: \"Yes I do.\"\nHolly: \"No, you can have your own opinion.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Cheer up. We made a sale.\"\nMichael: \"Just drive faster. I want to get back.\"\nJim: \"Well, I’m going the speed limit. So…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, fine. My feelings don’t matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Well, I’m going the speed limit. So…\"\nMichael: \"Okay, fine. My feelings don’t matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.\"\nJim: \"Someone’s in a bad mood.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No I’m not. I’m not in a bad mood. I’m not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let’s just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Someone’s in a bad mood.\"\nMichael: \"No I’m not. I’m not in a bad mood. I’m not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let’s just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?\"\nJim: \"Alright, let me turn on some music.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I need to pee."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Alright, let me turn on some music.\"\nMichael: \"I need to pee.\"\nJim: \"No you don’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, I do. My word against yours."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"No you don’t.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, I do. My word against yours.\"\nJim: \"Alright. Well we’ll be there in ten minutes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What part of “I need to pee” do you not understand? I’m upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Alright. Well we’ll be there in ten minutes.\"\nMichael: \"What part of “I need to pee” do you not understand? I’m upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.\"\nJim: \"Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I’ll pull over.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I hope I make it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Attendant: \"No, he ditched you man. I saw him drive away.\"\nMichael: \"There is no way he ditched me. There is no way that happened. He’s my… Ok. May I please just use your phone? Please!\"\nAttendant: \"Just make it quick.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. [opens phone] And you don’t have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Attendant: \"Just make it quick.\"\nMichael: \"Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. [opens phone] And you don’t have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?\"\nAttendant: \"You don’t know it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim’s number."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Attendant: \"You don’t know it.\"\nMichael: \"You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim’s number.\"\nAttendant: \"He left you here on purpose. All right? I saw it. He just drove away.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. [to cameras] Nope, get away. No, that’s enough. Ok."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Hot Dog Guy: \"I can’t just go giving away hot dogs.\"\nMichael: \"All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don’t sell?\"\nHot Dog Guy: \"Throw ’em away.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don’t you just throw one away now into my mouth?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Waiter: \"No problem.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. I’ll be right back. [goes to leave but walks back]. Okay. You know what? I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I don’t have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can’t do that to you fine people.\"\nWaiter: \"So you can’t pay for your food?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Waiter: \"So you can’t pay for your food?\"\nMichael: \"Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.\"\nWaiter: \"You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well the number three is not such a giant feast."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Waiter: \"You were trying to steal food from us?\"\nMichael: \"I am not. I just have had a bad day.  And I… okay. I’ll be back later with the money. I’m just gonna leave right now.\"\nWaiter: \"You can’t. We’ll stop you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I think I can get through the door."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[walks to the roof of a building and spots Michael] Michael?\"\nMichael: \"Hi. [laughs] How did you know I was up here?\"\nHolly: \"What are you doing up here?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What are you doing up here?\"\nMichael: \"I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.\"\nHolly: \"Dunder Mifflin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah. [laughs] Wow. I just miss you so much."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Sorry to interrupt. Forgot to collect my things.\"\nMichael: \"Ah, the old “leave behind.” Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it’s working.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, no. Michael, I don’t want to make people uncomfortable.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don’t… I don’t sit on your lap because it’s comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh, no. Michael, I don’t want to make people uncomfortable.\"\nMichael: \"Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don’t… I don’t sit on your lap because it’s comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.\"\nHolly: \"Yeah, but if they’re uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we’ll stop."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Two people in love?\"\nMichael: \"I love you.\"\nHolly: \"Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We’ve only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, “oh, hey, there’s Holly. I love that girl.” Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I love you-love you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We’ve only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, “oh, hey, there’s Holly. I love that girl.” Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?\"\nMichael: \"I love you-love you.\"\nHolly: \"Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you. [both laugh]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am really disappointed in the office’s policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. [shakes Holly’s hand]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you. [both laugh]\"\nMichael: \"I am really disappointed in the office’s policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. [shakes Holly’s hand]\"\nHolly: \"I love you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"No, don’t touch.\"\nMichael: \"No, we can’t.\"\nHolly: \"No touching.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No touching. Ah, I’m trying not to touch you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Almost got you.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can’t do that. We can’t do this. Ohh.\"\nHolly: \"You’re not touching me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t know what your body feels like ’cause I can’t touch it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Give me all your money and take off your clothes.\"\nMichael: \"We’re not supposed to PDA.\"\nHolly: \"Come one. Nobody’s looking. What’s wrong?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I haven’t thought about you having to go back to Nashua."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Come one. Nobody’s looking. What’s wrong?\"\nMichael: \"I haven’t thought about you having to go back to Nashua.\"\nHolly: \"Maybe we didn’t want to think about it. We can make it work. We’ll date long-distance.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How’s this gonna be any different?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Maybe we didn’t want to think about it. We can make it work. We’ll date long-distance.\"\nMichael: \"That’s what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How’s this gonna be any different?\"\nHolly: \"We weren’t in love last time.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I was in love with you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Just hush.\"\nMichael: \"Sexual time bomb.\"\nDwight: \"Just rock. Shh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [into recorder] Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Just rock. Shh.\"\nMichael: \"[into recorder] Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.\"\nDwight: \"Movie idea?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. [into recorder] Saving the world has never been this hard."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Movie idea?\"\nMichael: \"No. [into recorder] Saving the world has never been this hard.\"\nDwight: \"Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I can’t talk to her. I can’t even look at her without thinking about it ending."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I don’t know.\"\nMichael: \"Do the monkey face.\"\nDwight: \"Do the monkey face!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I love that. I love that face."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Do the monkey face!\"\nMichael: \"I love that. I love that face.\"\nDwight: \"Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. The monkey!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.\"\nMichael: \"No. The monkey!\"\nDwight: \"Go back to the monkey!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Don’t do the squirrel. Throw your poop."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Go back to the monkey!\"\nMichael: \"Don’t do the squirrel. Throw your poop.\"\nDwight: \"Hurl your feces.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What? What are you talking about?\"\nMichael: \"Actually, it’s Valentine’s Day. Shouldn’t be doing this today. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.\"\nHolly: \"No, we’re gonna talk now. You’re not breaking up with me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You’re gonna go back to Nashua eventually, and I can’t handle it. So let’s just…let’s…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"You never told me you made a movie.\"\nMichael: \"Mhmm! It’s got action, it’s got heart, it’s got some bosom.\"\nHolly: \"It’s got you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It’s got a lot of me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"It’s got you.\"\nMichael: \"It’s got a lot of me.\"\nHolly: \"[laughs] I can’t wait.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ladies and gentleman, Threat Level:"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Samuel: \"[crashes cymbals by Michael’s ear]\"\nMichael: \"[lying on bed with a bottle of alcohol] I’m up.\"\nSamuel: \"It’s the president. He needs you for a mission.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Tell him I’m retired."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Cherokee Jack: \"[Creed wearing a tunic and carrying a mop, standing with Michael in front of an ice rink] Mop the ice.\"\nMichael: \"I’m not here to learn how to mop, I’m here to learn how to play hockey.\"\nCherokee Jack: \"Mop it. [A montage of Michael mopping the ice awkwardly and using an ab-cruncher, and slowly getting better. After a little while, Cherokee Jack Slams a hockey stick on the ice to stop Michael, then offers it to him] Now take this.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What am I supposed to do with this?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Oscar: \"Hey, you came in second. Not bad either.\"\nMichael: \"I am sorry that I have to do this… [starts choking Oscar to death with his towel]\"\nOscar: \"Huh…[muffled screaming as he slowly chokes, and eventually dies]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy: \"[Andy as a bar tender with  a Brooklyn accent] You don’t looks so good, what’s got ya down?\"\nMichael: \"I got problems Billy. Big problems…\"\nBilly: \"You got problems?! My TV don’t work! I pay thirty bucks a month for the damn satellite what’s-a-whosit, I can’t even get the damn game! Now you tell me, what’s worse than that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughs to himself] Don’t ever change Billy. Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL All Star Game tomorrow."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Billy: \"I’m gonna cheer you up, the only ways I know hows. [to a small boy in overalls] Hey kid! Hit G-9 on the Jukebox!\"\nMichael: \"No Billy, I haven’t done that dance since my wife died.\"\nBilly: \"There is a whole crowd of people out there, who need to learn, how to do The Scarn.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [A funky beat sounds from the Jukebox and Michael starts dancing poorly] Well my name’s Michael Scarn and I’m here to say, I’m about to do The Scarn in a major way. [the bachelorettes and the others in the bar stand up to join him] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that’s how you do The Scarn! [doing the actions he says to] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that’s how you do The Scarn! You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that’s how you do The Scarn!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Hey! Good movie.\"\nMichael: \"Mmmm, good? Everybody out there says it’s great!\"\nHolly: \"I loved it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Did you? What did you love about it?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I loved it.\"\nMichael: \"Did you? What did you love about it?\"\nHolly: \"Uhm, I loved that you got to work together with all your friends. Isn’t that great when you can all work together like that?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. Holly, this isn’t Ocean’s Eleven, where you get together with all your friends and just have fun and don’t care about how it turns out. What’d you really think, honestly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Not worried about that.\"\nMichael: \"[angrily] It was eleven years, okay? This has been my dream for eleven years, and if you don’t think it’s great than you’re basically saying that you don’t believe in my dream.\"\nHolly: \"Wha- It’s your dream and you never even mentioned it before!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I talk about a lot of things, Holly! I was eventually gonna get around to my dream! Obviously! Eleven years I could’ve been working on the Scarn Nebulus."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Wha- It’s your dream and you never even mentioned it before!\"\nMichael: \"I talk about a lot of things, Holly! I was eventually gonna get around to my dream! Obviously! Eleven years I could’ve been working on the Scarn Nebulus.\"\nHolly: \"Well why do you have to make a movie at all?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Because, if I don’t have this, what do I have? I have nothing."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Well why do you have to make a movie at all?\"\nMichael: \"Because, if I don’t have this, what do I have? I have nothing.\"\nHolly: \"Really, you can’t think of anything else that you might have?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again dot-dot-dot. But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Really, you can’t think of anything else that you might have?\"\nMichael: \"I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again dot-dot-dot. But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.\"\nHolly: \"I’m real.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, you’re a real pain in the ass. And I’m gonna go watch the movie with people who think it’s great! And I’m sorry I called you a pain in the ass, I’m angry, and I love you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I’m real.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, you’re a real pain in the ass. And I’m gonna go watch the movie with people who think it’s great! And I’m sorry I called you a pain in the ass, I’m angry, and I love you.\"\nHolly: \"I love you too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I’ve only seen Antz, but I’ll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that came out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug’s Life, he stayed true to his films.  Or at least the film that I saw which again was Antz. The thing is… I thought Bug’s Life was better, much better. Than Ants. The point is, don’t listen to your critics, listen to your fans."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Samuel: \"Michael! You have to get to that puck before halftime! Or the whole stadium will explode!\"\nMichael: \"I know, it’s a good thing my trainer and mentor is here to cheer me on!\"\nSamuel: \"Cherokee Jack? Michael he died.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [crying] This one’s for you Cherokee Jack. [Michael skates into the rink of an already in-play match]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "President: \"[on phone] Michael, it’s the president.\"\nMichael: \"Hello sir.\"\nPresident: \"I need you for another mission.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ugh… [after a little thought] I’m in."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women’s houses.\"\nMichael: \"Still not seeing the problem here.\"\nTodd: \"All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. And now Packer wants to come home. And ohh, look who’s here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I didn’t order anything.\"\nMichael: \"And I don’t have anything for you. But I do wanna talk to you about something. We have been thinking about where Packer should sit… And we can’t just sit around and wait for Creed to die.\"\nDwight: \"Well there’s a lot of seats in the annex.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So you wouldn’t mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. [Jim looks appalled]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Did Todd tell you to do that?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, You love him right? [Holly seems unsure] You love him. I can tell.\"\nHolly: \"I love you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. Not me, him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Oh I’m going.\"\nMichael: \"Whoa! Look, are you jealous of him? Because you think he’s funnier than you? Oh honey…\"\nHolly: \"I don’t think he’s funnier than me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He’s funnier than me."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I don’t think he’s funnier than me.\"\nMichael: \"He’s funnier than me.\"\nHolly: \"No, he’s not funny at all.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: So I’m less funny than not funny at all?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"She asked me, Michael! It would’ve been rude not to answer.\"\nMichael: \"You’ve been on the road a long time. And you’ve been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can’t be peeing all over the walls.\"\nTodd: \"Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I’ve been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it’s not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No it isn’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I’ve been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it’s not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.\"\nMichael: \"No it isn’t.\"\nTodd: \"You’re right. I gotta watch my behavior.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yeah, a little bit."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"You’re right. I gotta watch my behavior.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, a little bit.\"\nTodd: \"Don’t give up on me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I won’t."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kevin: \"I got a lot of numbers here to put together.\"\nMichael: \"Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.\"\nKevin: \"That’s silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn’t be apologizing to Packer. That doesn’t make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"He took my desk.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, so you’re tricking him into flying to Florida?\"\nDwight: \"It wasn’t my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"It wasn’t my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.\"\nMichael: \"You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.\"\nDwight: \"No, no, no. That is not part of the plan. That is actually anti-what we’re doing.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: He is my oldest friend, I am going to tell him."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"[walking into Michael’s office] You’re looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the “ass”, in Tallahassee!\"\nMichael: \"Yes, about that.\"\nTodd: \"Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well… I don’t know if that’s a good idea."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!\"\nMichael: \"Well… I don’t know if that’s a good idea.\"\nTodd: \"Do you have a ball and chain?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, nothing like that at all."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Todd: \"I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I’m saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I’ll introduce you to all the local [spanks the air] talent.\"\nMichael: \"[thinks a moment] Sounds great.\"\nTodd: \"It’s gonna be so good.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That is. [Jim sees them and looks happy] It’s gonna be awesome. I think you’re really going to enjoy it down there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I’m sorry about your friend.\"\nMichael: \"Nah, he’s an ass.\"\nHolly: \"[Brooklyn accent] You ahh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [imitating] You ahh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[Brooklyn accent] You ahh.\"\nMichael: \"[imitating] You ahh.\"\nHolly: \"What ah you wicked smaht?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No you ahh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"What ah you wicked smaht?\"\nMichael: \"No you ahh.\"\nHolly: \"Who ahh?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [kisses her and speaks normally again] You ahh."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"You know we don’t have to sell that if you don’t want to. If it’s a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look.\"\nMichael: \"You know it’s really more for a bachelor pad. I just want to get a fair price.\"\nHolly: \"Well we could put it in storage… in case.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: In case… in case of what?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Well we could put it in storage… in case.\"\nMichael: \"In case… in case of what?\"\nHolly: \"You know… in case if something changes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t have an in case. Do you have an in case?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Hi..  I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I’m gonna run out of gas.\"\nPam: \"Why do you need more gas?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I’m writing a message."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Why do you need more gas?\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m writing a message.\"\nPam: \"Is it a good message or a bad message?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m asking Holly a question in fire."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Michael, you’ve had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.\"\nMichael: \"I am not in the mood for riddles pam.\"\nPam: \"This is terrible.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, this is romantic."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"We are a family.\"\nMichael: \"I could not have agreed with you more.\"\nPam: \"And I’ve always believed that we should all be involved in everyone’s personal lives, in a very major way.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"And I’ve always believed that we should all be involved in everyone’s personal lives, in a very major way.\"\nMichael: \"Yes. Thank you.\"\nPam: \"So about this proposal thing…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no. My minds made up I am not going to change my mind you can’t talk me out of it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"That’s a guarantee.\"\nMichael: \"It’s easy enough to get a corpse, you just go to a med school. I already have the ring.\"\nJim: \"Don’t think you need the corpse then.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Heres the ring."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"At a gas station. [oscar laughs]\"\nMichael: \"At a gas station?\"\nJim: \"Oh it was when she was working in New York so it was halfway between both of us.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That mush have been a surprise when… at the gas station you proposed."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Look I need to talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Ok it’s because we haven’t sold anything. You know what? We just wait until the end of the day, people get desperate, and they’re gonna pay anything.\"\nHolly: \"I think I need to go home to Colorado. My dad isn’t doing so well.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh ok. For how long?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I think I need to go home to Colorado. My dad isn’t doing so well.\"\nMichael: \"Oh ok. For how long?\"\nHolly: \"I don’t know.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is he alright?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"And I was thinking… you know maybe since given our last conversation that we’re both ready… Michael Scott will you..\"\nMichael: \"No, no, shhhhut it. Mhmm. Oh God. Nope, nope, nope.\"\nHolly: \"Uh, what?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No. I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. Mhm hm. Should have burned this place down when I had the chance."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"13 dollars.\"\nMichael: \"That’s great and we still have most of our stuff. Good.\"\nHolly: \"Listen about earlier …\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, lets not talk about that."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Listen about earlier …\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no, lets not talk about that.\"\nHolly: \"It was wrong to put you in that position and… Michael you are my life now. I’m not going to Colorado.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Shhhh. Let’s go on a little walk. You know what? I wanna show you some stuff."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"I remember.\"\nMichael: \"And this is where we first made love. Remember what I tried there?\"\nHolly: \"Michael.. [they both laugh]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn’t love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Mh hmm.\"\nMichael: \"We saved a lot of lives that day. That’s where you first met Michael Klump.\"\nHolly: \"Oh, I say, I say, I say I sit on you!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn’t believe it, you thought it was so wrong."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I’ll drink to that. I’m starting at a company this week.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, really?\"\nDeangelo: \"To begginings and endings.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"To begginings and endings.\"\nMichael: \"And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.\"\nDeangelo: \"The moms and the troops.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Do not tell my fiance I’m drinking on a Wednesday."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"The moms and the troops.\"\nMichael: \"Do not tell my fiance I’m drinking on a Wednesday.\"\nDeangelo: \"[laughs] I won’t… I don’t know her.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m moving out to the burbs… actually, I’m moving further than the burbs, I’m moving to Colorado."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"[laughs] I won’t… I don’t know her.\"\nMichael: \"I’m moving out to the burbs… actually, I’m moving further than the burbs, I’m moving to Colorado.\"\nDeangelo: \"Colorado! The sunshine state.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yep. Don’t mess with Colorado."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Colorado! The sunshine state.\"\nMichael: \"Yep. Don’t mess with Colorado.\"\nDeangelo: \"Doing some skiing?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. I don’t want to end up like Sunny Bobo."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Doing some skiing?\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I don’t want to end up like Sunny Bobo.\"\nDeangelo: \"Well that’s just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know, I would like to try the luge, through."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Well that’s just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.\"\nMichael: \"You know, I would like to try the luge, through.\"\nDeangelo: \"Try it once, you’re hooked. That’s my guess.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That’s what I’ve heard."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Try it once, you’re hooked. That’s my guess.\"\nMichael: \"That’s what I’ve heard.\"\nDeangelo: \"I’m an olympics nut.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"You know, it’s funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.\"\nMichael: \"Really? What happened?\"\nDeangelo: \"You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh… wow. The mountains. Where things are."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?\"\nMichael: \"Oh… wow. The mountains. Where things are.\"\nDeangelo: \"That’s the way it goes.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Man, he is late. I’m gonna call him. Do you mind? I’m sorry. [calls Deangelo, Deangelo’s phone vibrates]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"That’s the way it goes.\"\nMichael: \"Man, he is late. I’m gonna call him. Do you mind? I’m sorry. [calls Deangelo, Deangelo’s phone vibrates]\"\nDeangelo: \"Excuse me. Hello? You running late?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, I’m here. I’m right… I’m at the bar."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Excuse me. Hello? You running late?\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m here. I’m right… I’m at the bar.\"\nDeangelo: \"I’m at the bar too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are? What bar?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I’m at the bar too.\"\nMichael: \"You are? What bar?\"\nDeangelo: \"I’m at the bar. The bar that’s located in the lobby of the hotel.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I… do not see you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I’m at the bar. The bar that’s located in the lobby of the hotel.\"\nMichael: \"I… do not see you.\"\nDeangelo: \"How long have you…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I’m been here about… gosh, over half an hour."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"How long have you…\"\nMichael: \"I’m been here about… gosh, over half an hour.\"\nDeangelo: \"Ok, me too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What’re you wearing?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Ok, me too.\"\nMichael: \"What’re you wearing?\"\nDeangelo: \"I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Are we both at the right place?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.\"\nMichael: \"Are we both at the right place?\"\nDeangelo: \"Which place?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I hear your voice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Which place?\"\nMichael: \"I hear your voice.\"\nDeangelo: \"I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! [holds out hand] Michael Scott."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.\"\nMichael: \"I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! [holds out hand] Michael Scott.\"\nDeangelo: \"Deangelo Vickers.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Wow… that is insane! [laughter]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Deangelo Vickers.\"\nMichael: \"Wow… that is insane! [laughter]\"\nDeangelo: \"That is insane, that is the right term. Let’s get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [entering Dunder Mifflin offices] Here we go! Are you ready?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"That is insane, that is the right term. Let’s get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.\"\nMichael: \"[entering Dunder Mifflin offices] Here we go! Are you ready?\"\nDeangelo: \"I am ready.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright! Here we go!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"[blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]\"\nMichael: \"Come on out!\"\nDeangelo: \"Hello! [opens door] How are you sir?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am well, sir, how are you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Thanks for meeting me.\"\nMichael: \"Are you kidding? I’d come anywhere to see a turtle? Where’d you find him.\"\nDwight: \"There’s no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You know me very well, Dwight."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"There’s no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.\"\nMichael: \"You know me very well, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"That’s because I’m your right-hand man, Michael, but I can’t do it again. I can’t do it again for a whole new guy.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Now I’m gonna have to go online and look at turtles or I’ll be off all day."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I just prefer it without the name and I thought- I’ve got to start doing some managing at some point.\"\nMichael: \"I know, I know, I’m sorry, but if it’s not a big deal we should just-\"\nDeangelo: \"And it really isn’t.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Is that good?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I saw a hawk today. Just sitting right there on the overpass. Looking at me.\"\nMichael: \"[to Erin] Shave me. [walks into office with Deangelo] This is going to be funny! Looks like we are going to be shaving buddies!\"\nDeangelo: \"Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It’s not even close.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go. [Erin puts too much shaving cream on Michael’s face, none on the neck]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It’s not even close.\"\nMichael: \"And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go. [Erin puts too much shaving cream on Michael’s face, none on the neck]\"\nDeangelo: \"Alright. This is how we do it. Feels nice, doesn’t it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: It really does. This is luxery. Here we go. Ah, that is nice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable.\"\nMichael: \"Oscar, here you go. [throws sandwitch]\"\nDeangelo: \"[uses book to stop the sandwitch’s flight] You’re getting nut particles all in the air!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No one had a problem with the air here until you came around."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"[uses book to stop the sandwitch’s flight] You’re getting nut particles all in the air!\"\nMichael: \"No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.\"\nDeangelo: \"[steps into conference room] Everyone, mandatory meeting. Multi-purpose room, now.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, that’s good. You just stay in there, stay in there by yourself, loser. No body go in. [disgusted comments by co-workers] No body go in there. Stay where you are."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"[walks out] Hold on, Hey Michael, Michael, wait up, hold on. Um, so for these meetings do you just jump into business or do you start with some chit-chat or…?\"\nMichael: \"I start with some chit-chat and a maybe a couple of jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters. You know what, you’ll be fine.\"\nDeangelo: \"Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you’re leaving. [extents hands for hug] Bring it in, come on. [Michael doesn’t accept hug] Ok. [walks back]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Ok. [hugs Deangelo from behind] Why did you have to be so damn good?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you’re leaving. [extents hands for hug] Bring it in, come on. [Michael doesn’t accept hug] Ok. [walks back]\"\nMichael: \"Ok. [hugs Deangelo from behind] Why did you have to be so damn good?\"\nDeangelo: \"I… I’m adequete. I’m half as good as you.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no, no. Come on. You are good, they know it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"Oh hey, didn’t see you.\"\nMichael: \"You have big plans for tonight?\"\nErin: \"I don’t know, maybe volunteer at the shelter, or go to bed, or… I don’t know. Maybe I’m going to the Dundies!! [Flashes her Nomination Certificate]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are getting so funny! [Erin giggles] Very good."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair.\"\nMichael: \"Black tie optional.\"\nDwight: \"Every day is black tie optional!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass.\"\nMichael: \"Think of it as part of your training.\"\nDeangelo: \"Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay…\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [smiling] Okay, well we’ll work on it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay…\"\nMichael: \"[smiling] Okay, well we’ll work on it.\"\nDeangelo: \"[whispers to Michael] Michael, I’m very, very bad.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You are doing it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-\"\nMichael: \"[cutting him off] Okay, okay. You know what, I didn’t actually lose my keys…\"\nDeangelo: \"This did not happen.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it’s all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay. [Ryan stands next to Michael up front] Ryan how are you today?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"[laying down, Michael is sitting on DeAngelo’s stomach bouncing up and down in Michael’s office] Me mo. Me mo.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Good. Good!\"\nDeangelo: \"Meee Mo, Mee!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Meee Mo, Mee!\"\nMichael: \"Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood.\"\nDeangelo: \"When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [getting off his stomach] Too personal. I don’t wanna hear about it. [picking up a portable tape player] Let’s try this. Put these on. [DeAngelo puts the headphones in] I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can’t- [DeAngelo winces] That’s right, you’re not going to be able to hear yourself. Read this, [gives him a card] and make it sound perfect."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.\"\nMichael: \"[getting off his stomach] Too personal. I don’t wanna hear about it. [picking up a portable tape player] Let’s try this. Put these on. [DeAngelo puts the headphones in] I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can’t- [DeAngelo winces] That’s right, you’re not going to be able to hear yourself. Read this, [gives him a card] and make it sound perfect.\"\nDeangelo: \"THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! [Jim comes and closes the door]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Say it with an accent!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! [Jim comes and closes the door]\"\nMichael: \"Say it with an accent!\"\nDeangelo: \"[bad Australian accent attempt] THE DUNDIES!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [also in a poor Australian accent] The Dundies!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.\"\nMichael: \"No, Ryan would never do it. It’s too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It’s sort of our perk!\"\nDeangelo: \"This was not, part of the job description!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Listen to me, you’re not doing this for me, you’re not doing this for you, you’re not even doing this for them!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"This was not, part of the job description!\"\nMichael: \"Listen to me, you’re not doing this for me, you’re not doing this for you, you’re not even doing this for them!\"\nDeangelo: \"Who am I doing this for?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [slaps him] You’re doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid’s menu, wondering: Does it get better? What I want you to do, is I want you to say: It’s showtime. Get out there."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I can’t. [Michael slaps him again]\"\nMichael: \"Say it.\"\nDeangelo: \"Stop, hitting me.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: You can do it, just say it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"Stop, hitting me.\"\nMichael: \"You can do it, just say it.\"\nDeangelo: \"Hit me again. [Michael slaps him once more]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Now hit me. [DeAngelo slaps him] One, two, three."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you’re watching this at home it’s way past your bedtime, by the way how’d this get televised?\"\nMichael: \"Well done.\"\nJim: \"I don’t know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don’t know, I don’t know. Thank you!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Alright. [all applaud Jim]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"THAT’S WHY IT’S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING…\"\nMichael: \"[stopping Manager] DeAngelo is expressing himself. [manager pulls the microphone cable, everyone can still here DeAngelo.\"\nDeangelo: \"This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It’s so much lighter!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, we’re done! That’s it."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It’s so much lighter!\"\nMichael: \"Okay, we’re done! That’s it.\"\nDeangelo: \"Michael, are we?!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: We’re done. We’re done!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"I don’t know that we need to dissect it all now, but-\"\nMichael: \"That got a big laugh.\"\nJim: \"That did. Pretty huge laugh.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [to Stanley, who is cracking up again] You were laughing right?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"I’ve got a treat for you!\"\nMichael: \"Ahh, thank you. Like a butler.\"\nDwight: \"Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain Oysters.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [Michael takes one and bites] Oh, these do not taste like oysters."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain Oysters.\"\nMichael: \"[Michael takes one and bites] Oh, these do not taste like oysters.\"\nDwight: \"[angrily] That’s because they’re Not oysters, they’re bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! [Michael spits it out] Hah!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sick freak! What is wrong with you?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"[angrily] That’s because they’re Not oysters, they’re bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! [Michael spits it out] Hah!\"\nMichael: \"Sick freak! What is wrong with you?\"\nDwight: \"What is wrong with you? I’m the sick freak? After what you did? You expect to be buttled? You didn’t recommend me?!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I don’t own Dunder Mifflin, okay? [Dwight scoffs] The job was not mine to give. [sighs] Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"What is wrong with you? I’m the sick freak? After what you did? You expect to be buttled? You didn’t recommend me?!\"\nMichael: \"I don’t own Dunder Mifflin, okay? [Dwight scoffs] The job was not mine to give. [sighs] Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies.\"\nDwight: \"Where did you hear that? Obvious XM Radio?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Where did you hear that? Obvious XM Radio?\"\nMichael: \"Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket…\"\nDwight: \"Great idea.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: …in order to feed the bears."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Great idea.\"\nMichael: \"…in order to feed the bears.\"\nDwight: \"Especially if you think that life would be better without Legs!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: How do you mean?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Dwight: \"Especially if you think that life would be better without Legs!\"\nMichael: \"How do you mean?\"\nDwight: \"Black Bears can smell a salami at five miles Michael, what are you thinking?! And they run faster than a horse, so if you were thinking about outrunning one on a horse I would try a cheetah. You, in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a Black Bear. Do you understand? [Michael nods in agreement] You’re like a giant walking salami!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay, so no salami in the pants. How about a pepperoni?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I mean you don’t have a job lined up, so it’s not like you have a desk to put ’em on.\"\nMichael: \"Well I have interviews.\"\nDeangelo: \"That’s nice. [reaches and a grabs a toy truck] How ’bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might… glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens in it. [Michael gives an obviously fake smile] You okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Yes. Yes, you know what? Take my favorite truck. Sure."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"That’s nice. [reaches and a grabs a toy truck] How ’bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might… glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens in it. [Michael gives an obviously fake smile] You okay?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. Yes, you know what? Take my favorite truck. Sure.\"\nDeangelo: \"You know what? Uh, it’s your last couple days, I’m gonna get out of your hair.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Oh you don’t, that’s-"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"You know what? Uh, it’s your last couple days, I’m gonna get out of your hair.\"\nMichael: \"Oh you don’t, that’s-\"\nDeangelo: \"I will be in the break room.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: That sounds good. Thank you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Deangelo: \"I will be in the break room.\"\nMichael: \"That sounds good. Thank you.\"\nDeangelo: \"Dead man walking.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sad? No, no, no. I don’t leave ’til tomorrow, so… Tomorrow I will be a wreck."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[surprised] Okay.\"\nMichael: \"Tomorrow I want everyone to have a good time. No drama. And as for today, just a typical day. Alright?\"\nPam: \"Should we get toppings?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What do you like Pam?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"Should we get toppings?\"\nMichael: \"What do you like Pam?\"\nPam: \"[confused] What?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: What kind of toppings would you like?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Pam: \"[confused] What?\"\nMichael: \"What kind of toppings would you like?\"\nPam: \"Hot fudge?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Sounds good. Fudge it up! [all seem surprised at Michael’s behavior]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"It’s almost done, but you can’t get them wet, and they can’t be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring-dry gently, and use a hairdryer on cool.\"\nMichael: \"[hesitantly] Sounds great, I just think it’s great. Oh, I have gifts as well! [goes into his office and comes out with a bag] And I will start, by giving the first gift to Phyllis! Phyllis, you are shy and sweet, and you don’t often speak your mind, but you should. Because you have great ideas. So Phyllis, I am giving you this, so you can always remember to speak your mind. [presents to her a mouth wind-up chattering toy]\"\nPhyllis: \"It’s cute. [plays with it]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Stanley, you love your Sudoku and your puzzles, I bestow upon you, my felt. [gives Stanley a small felt table] May you never lose the fun loving quality in life."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Andy: \"I’m gonna lose ’em.\"\nMichael: \"You’re not gonna lose them.\"\nAndy: \"I promise you that I will.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Just do your best! I have faith in you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Angela: \"Uhm, these are, okay this is us at the theater. And antiquing! Oh, rollerblading.\"\nMichael: \"Who’s that? Who’s that guy? [points to second guy in the pictures]\"\nAngela: \"Oh, that’s Thomas, Robert’s aide.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I guess this could be the one, huh?"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[on phone] Hello there!\"\nMichael: \"Hi. What is the name of our town?\"\nHolly: \"Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No, no. I just needed to hear your voice."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I just needed to hear your voice.\"\nHolly: \"[Yoda voice] Oh you mean this?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughing] Yes. [Olive Oyl impression] Yes my hero!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[Yoda voice] Oh you mean this?\"\nMichael: \"[laughing] Yes. [Olive Oyl impression] Yes my hero!\"\nHolly: \"[deep man voice] I’ll pay the rent! [Michael laughs] Okay, my mom’s looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It’s a joke mom!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [laughing] Ohh, I miss you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"[deep man voice] I’ll pay the rent! [Michael laughs] Okay, my mom’s looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It’s a joke mom!\"\nMichael: \"[laughing] Ohh, I miss you.\"\nHolly: \"Well I’ll see you tonight. I’ll pick you up outside baggage claim.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay. I’ll see you tonight. I love you."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Holly: \"Well I’ll see you tonight. I’ll pick you up outside baggage claim.\"\nMichael: \"Okay. I’ll see you tonight. I love you.\"\nHolly: \"I love you too.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [hangs up and composes himself] Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I’m, I’m gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. [looks at the list of members of the office, with some names crossed out] And I have said goodbye to half of them."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Toby: \"Well you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder. Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.\"\nMichael: \"[grimaces and nods, Toby nods back at him] Okay.\"\nToby: \"[smiling] Okay.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [walks over to Kelly] Kelly! Kelly? Kelly."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Kelly: \"[doing make up and irritated] What?!\"\nMichael: \"If I just went away right now, would that be the best gift that I could give you?\"\nKelly: \"Yes! Please! Please go away! And stop using that weird slow voice.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [in Ryan’s office, which is illuminated blue] She was once my girl, and she is your girl now."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Darryl: \"That’s sweet Mike. Let’s see here. There’s a chapter, called Gum. With one sentence. Everybody likes the guy who offers him a stick of gum.\"\nMichael: \"Mmmhmmm. It’s true. Darryl, I have one last wish. I would like to use the bailer.\"\nDarryl: \"No. Can’t let you do that Mike.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: No problem. Worth a try."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Erin: \"I wish I knew who my birth mother was, so she could just tell me who to choose.\"\nMichael: \"Maybe neither.\"\nErin: \"I’m not attracted to Kevin.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Erin, listen to me. You shouldn’t rush into this. At all. And you know why? Because you are beautiful. And you are fun. And you are smart. [Erin is smiling] And when the right guy comes along, you’ll know it. You will. [kisses her head] And you know what? You don’t need a mom. Because you have my number, and you can call me anytime."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"[on the phone] You want the 27-26 or the 27-30?\"\nMichael: \"Phyllis. Phyllis, are my mittens done?\"\nPhyllis: \"No. [trying to finish her sale when Michael hangs up the phone] I’m on a sale!\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Listen to me. It’s two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Phyllis: \"No. [trying to finish her sale when Michael hangs up the phone] I’m on a sale!\"\nMichael: \"Listen to me. It’s two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind.\"\nPhyllis: \"Okay… [Jim gives a knowing look to the camera]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow. [pulls out an envelope from his jacket]"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Stanley: \"Is that it?\"\nMichael: \"Umm, hmm?\"\nStanley: \"Is that it?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [the office looks up expectantly] Ummm… Hm… No. [changing his mind] No. There’s a special guest that I would like to invite to say one last goodbye. So here he comes, he’s coming right in. [walks out and then back in, now using a Vietnamese accent] Oh hi everybody, it’s Ping! [the office groans] And I’m here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people! Thank you everybody! You’ve been so wonderful! [only Kevin is laughing. Stanley tries to leave. Michael hugs him] I ruv you all! I ruv you very much!"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[brings Michael into his office] So I’ve been meaning to tell ya, I wanna take you out for lunch. For your last day.\"\nMichael: \"[sad] Ohh…\"\nJim: \"What do you think? Tomorrow? Lunch, you and me?\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [holding back tears] Okay…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Wow, so that’s it huh? Just, four o’clock and you are gone for good.\"\nMichael: \"Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?\"\nJim: \"Absolutely not. It’s just that sometimes… goodbyes are a bitch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [pulls out a recorder and speaks softly into it] T-Shirt idea, goodbyes stink. Okay, alright. So. James Halpert. [starts to cry] You started with this company, as a fine young man…"}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, okay.\"\nJim: \"And then tomorrow, I can tell you… what a great boss, you turned out to be. The best boss I ever had. [Jim is holding back tears too]\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: [hears a taxi honking] Oh shoot! That’s my cab."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"Listen Michael, I really… I did text Pam, but…\"\nMichael: \"I know, it’s okay. Just, give her a hug. Alright?\"\nJim: \"[shakes Michael’s hand] I will see you, tomorrow at lunch.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}
{"conversations": [{"from": "human", "value": "Jim: \"[shakes Michael’s hand] I will see you, tomorrow at lunch.\"\nMichael: \"I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am.\"\nJim: \"[chuckles] You got it.\""}, {"from": "gpt", "value": "Michael: Okay… [crosses Jim off his list] Phyllis."}], "source": "infini-instruct-top-500k", "score": 5.12}