</div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1L2oKB1mQS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/B1wVn6ZsjmS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> I recently came across a vintage bench grinder and needed to replace my grinding wheels. Not knowing much about grinding wheels I picked this one expecting that I would have to true it up (make it perfectly round) before I could use it. I was very surprised to find out it didn't need to be trued at all. I attached a video. As you can see my grinder isn't permanently attached to my work bench yet however the vibration was way less than I expected. On the other hand I picked up a Sears Craftsman grinding wheel and it was was out of round and had to be trued before I could use it. This wheel came perfect right out of the box.","Product: Simple, easy to use product for skid/pallet dis-assembly. Can be used for your fun DIY projects or large scale dis-assembly. Can also be used to strip dock and deck boards. If the standard dimensions do not work, contact us and we can customize to fit your needs. NOTE: In spite of images shown, handle is not included. Stub Fits 1 1/4\" pipe OD. 1\" black pipe works. Product Dimensions are 7\" long, 6\"wide, 5\"tall, 3\" Between Tines\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What I like about the Pallet Buster is it makes it extremely easy ...\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R3KQ36JDNFQURT\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/C1D5x71Sh3S.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/B1u5351skiS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> I got this pallet buster because I recently got into using pallet wood to make wood projects and my hammer method was too slow and cumbersome and ruined a lot of wood. I would have rather made my own pallet buster but I don't own a welder and didn't want to make one that bolted together. I didn't have to buy a handle because I ended up using the handle from my 3 ton jack. The diameter of my handle is 32 mm, the diameter of the pallet buster is 42.8 mm photos attached.\nWhat I like about the Pallet Buster is makes it extremely easy to break down a pallet. If you're careful you can salvage most of the wood from your pallet. The trouble I ran into is most pallets are extremely dry and it doesn't take very much to crack the boards. If you can get the Pallet Buster all the way under the pallet below the nails your chances of not cracking a board are better. Patience also helps. I found myself not being patient and cracking boards I could have saved if I had been more patient. I also found that trying to break down a small pallet is harder because the pallet is much lighter than a bigger pallet and you need to apply weight to the pallet especially when the nails are super tight. If you have someone that can help by standing on the smaller pallet it will make it easier. I also found that some pallets slats are spaced really close together. This prevents you from getting the Pallet Buster all the way under the slat and you end up splitting the wood most of the time. I found that by doing every other slat you can then get the buster fully under the other slat and your chances are much better of not cracking or splitting the wood.\nI've very satisfied with the Pallet Buster considering there are many on the market and most do the job.\nBy the way if you're on the web site i uploaded a few photos and a video of me in action using the Pallet Buster","Product: Caster Classics Locking Non-marking Gray Rubber Wheel Swivel Caster. 2 inch diameter wheel will not scuff or scratch most flooring. Safe for most hardwood, tile, low pile carpet and other smooth flooring. 300 lb load capacity per set of 4 casters. 1-7/8 x 2-9/16 Industry standard mounting plate with mounting height of 2-1/2 inches. Brake locks wheel. Model 2S50SRBA1S4BA\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: When I ordered these my workbench hadn't been built yet and if it had I think I would have gotten a little bigger size wheels but these are working fine. Photos attached\n\nReview: I bought these to use on a new work bench that I built. My work bench is about 80 inches long and about 33 inches wide and weighs about 200 lbs. When I ordered these my workbench hadn't been built yet and if it had I think I would have gotten a little bigger size wheels but these are working fine. Photos attached!\nI had my workbench in my driveway which slopes down about a 15 degree angle and had all 4 wheels locked and although the bench did not roll down the driveway I was still able to move my workbench around. So although the locked wheels do prevent my workbench from moving, I can still move the bench without much effort. This could be due to the size and weight of my bench. This doesn't really bother me too much as they still serve it's purpose and that is they allow me to move my bench around the garage without having to have another person help me lift the bench to move it. I am a little surprised on how easy they are though to still have the wheels turn when locked thus the 4 stars.","Product: Accessorize your Camp Chef pellet grill with the Bottom Shelf Accessory. Easily attaches to your Camp Chef pellet grill with the existing leg holes.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fits my PG24 DXL just fine\n\nReview: I ordered this for my Camp Chef PG24 DLX SMOKER. Even though I debated long and hard on whether to order this due to reading many reviews stating that people were having issues installing this on their Camp Chef and that it didn't fit I went ahead and took a chance. First thing I noticed when installing was you had to move the legs out. The holes of the shelf did not instantly line up with the holes in the legs. Also the bolts that were supplied in my opinion were too short where I could not get the flat washer and lock washer on once the bolt was inserted so I had to go to the hardware store and pick up 3 in bolts. I have attached photos of the Shelf after being installed and of the difference in size of bolts that were supplied and what I had to buy from the store. Although the shelf was very tight I'm happy with the finished result. Some comments mentioned the legs were bowed out too much after attaching the shelf but as you can see in my photos the legs are just fine and this will only add stability to the smoker.","Product: Value-Pack 10-Pc Foam Paint Brush Set - Wood Handles by Industrial Tools\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: ... brushes 5 stars because these foam brushes are a great value. They also save you money from not ...\n\nReview: I gave this pack of foam paint brushes 5 stars because these foam brushes are a great value. They also save you money from not having to use mineral spirits when using oil based products to clean up, I just throw mine away. Also these do not leave brush marks like even the most expensive brushes will sometimes do. These are also very convenient, especially when you have to to a minor touch up on something and you don't want to break out your regular brush.\nEven though I still use regular brushes these are very handy for certain situations. With the cost of mineral spirits at around $17 for a gallon, these foam brushes will save you tons of money when you simply throw them out instead of cleaning. When using water based products I will rinse these out with warm water.","Product: The Swissmar V-Prep V-Slicer Mandoline set is a joint venture by two well established kitchenware companies. As long term partners, Swissmar clearly knows that Brner, with their 50+ years of experience and being the makers of the Original V-Slicer, were the perfect manufacturer of the V-Prep V-Slicer. Combined with the Swissmar designed multi-functional bowl, this set provides everything you need - it's safe, easy to use, compact, stores completely protected and offers the performance and results that one expects from a Brner made V-Slicer. You too can prepare foods like a professional, with the safe and simple to use V-Prep. The V-Prep Mandoline is made of durable ABS plastic with German surgical grade stainless steel blades. Three inserts allow you to slice, julienne and shred cuts. The ambidextrous Food Safety Holder has a serrated edge to safely push food off slicer and requires very little pressure. Steel pins grip most sizes and shapes of produce to create even slices every time. The multi- function bowl with lid stores all parts when not in use and catches all sliced fruits and vegetables when in use. Easy to clean; rinse under hot or cold running water immediately after use.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very happy with this slicer\n\nReview: Very happy with this slicer. I got it mainly for slicing my sweet potatoes to the size of hash browns and it did the job perfectly! I don't use it for much anything else on a regular basis.\nI like the simplicity of this product. Pull it out and put in the correct blade and you're off and running.\nI also like the ease of cleaning. Most of the time you only have shoot water at the blades and you're done.\nI also like the \"food safety holder\" which allows you to use almost the entire vegetable/potato etc.... It also protects your fingers.\nI did notice after using lots of sweet potatoes it's starting to stain red. Not a big deal but something to expect. Other than that I love this slicer.","Product: The Swissmar V-Prep V-Slicer Mandoline set is a joint venture by two well established kitchenware companies. As long term partners, Swissmar clearly knows that Brner, with their 50+ years of experience and being the makers of the Original V-Slicer, were the perfect manufacturer of the V-Prep V-Slicer. Combined with the Swissmar designed multi-functional bowl, this set provides everything you need - it's safe, easy to use, compact, stores completely protected and offers the performance and results that one expects from a Brner made V-Slicer. You too can prepare foods like a professional, with the safe and simple to use V-Prep. The V-Prep Mandoline is made of durable ABS plastic with German surgical grade stainless steel blades. Three inserts allow you to slice, julienne and shred cuts. The ambidextrous Food Safety Holder has a serrated edge to safely push food off slicer and requires very little pressure. Steel pins grip most sizes and shapes of produce to create even slices every time. The multi- function bowl with lid stores all parts when not in use and catches all sliced fruits and vegetables when in use. Easy to clean; rinse under hot or cold running water immediately after use.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very happy with this slicer\n\nReview: Very happy with this slicer. I got it mainly for slicing my sweet potatoes to the size of hash browns and it did the job perfectly! I don't use it for much anything else on a regular basis.\nI like the simplicity of this product. Pull it out and put in the correct blade and you're off and running.\nI also like the ease of cleaning. Most of the time you only have shoot water at the blades and you're done.\nI also like the \"food safety holder\" which allows you to use almost the entire vegetable/potato etc.... It also protects your fingers.\nI did notice after using lots of sweet potatoes it's starting to stain red. Not a big deal but something to expect. Other than that I love this slicer.","Product: Double sided bottom bracket lockring hook spanner. One side is a single hook, the other is a hook spanner with 3 notches for better engagement in the lock rings. The three-hook end will fit 3-notch lock rings with a maximum outside diameter of 46mm and minor diameter (in the notches) of 40mm.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Either case it's a good quality tool\n\nReview: I regularly work on Lifecore Assault Air bikes at my gym, we have 20, and I needed a tool to remove the bottom bracket lock ring and this did the job perfectly. The reason for 4 stars and not 5? The price! For a simple piece of metal that has notches cut out of it you would expect it to cost much less. But then again Park tools are always kind of expensive. Either case it's a good quality tool, it does the job and I'm happy with it.\nIf you are planning on using this on a bike I would suggest you look at your bottom bracket and see what kind of Lock Ring Spanner your particular bike needs. This works on a Assault Exercise bike but MAY not work on your particular bicycle. Many bicycles use different spanners depending on the model of bike. Just take a picture of your lock ring and compare it with the many spanners Amazon offers. Most likely they will have it. Good luck.","Product: Keep your handlebars from smacking you in the face when you work on your bike by holding them steady with Park Tool's Handlebar Holder. Tape the handlebars of your road whip, or bleed the brakes on your mountain missile without migrating handlebars.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Get this if you want to remain sane\n\nReview: When I ordered the Park stand PCS 10 this handle bar holder came up as a recommended purchase but I decided that I didn't need to purchase this holder because I didn't think it would be a big deal for my front wheel to turn on me while working on the bike. Boy was I wrong! As I was trying to work on my bike the front wheel kept turning on me and I began to get super annoyed. I even tried using zip ties to try to keep the handlebar in place, which didn't work. I tried a bungee cord with no success. I went to Amazon to look to see if other people were selling handlebar holders besides Park Tool to see if I can get a cheaper one. I had no success. I decided that unless I want to pull my hair out when working on my bike due to frustration of my front wheel turning then I need this tool. It arrived 2 days later and I had a chance to use it for the first time when I had to replace my tires on my bike. It's unbelievable how a simple tool like this can help out so much! It's probably the best $17 and change that I spent. I would have upload pictures but theres really not much my photos would show that the image on Amazon doesn't show.","Product: Fits linear pull brakes and features a threaded post mount. Curved to fit a 26\" rim profile.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The installation was pretty straightforward and easier than i was expecting\n\nReview: I changed out my brakes on my Giant Sedona i bought used and so I decided to also change the brake pads to these Kool-Stop Mountain Pads. I've never done this and wasn't even sure if these would fit but after reading reviews I was a little more confident they would.\nThe pads and brakes arrived at the same time.\nThe installation was pretty straightforward and easier than i was expecting. I took my time, watched a few Youtube videos and my brakes were up and running with these Kool-Stop pads.\nWhen I did my first test brake test the front pads were squealing badly so the first thing I tried was the \"toe in\" suggestion but when I checked the pads they were all ready \"toe in\". So the next thing I did was take really fine grit sand paper to the rim and they got rid of the squeal.\nThese pads really do what the manufacturer says and that is they provide great stopping power. I also had a chance to test these in the rain as it rained yesterday and this gave me an opportunity to really test these. Honestly it seemed as if the rain didn't affect the stopping power at all. I was really impressed. This is a really great upgrade for your brakes at an affordable price.","Product: The Park Tool CCP-22 Crank Puller is only for square-taper bottom brackets and SRAM 'Power Spline' cranks. The comfortable, vinyl handle is long enough for plenty of leverage but won't interfere with pedals.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: After watching several videos and seeing what people recommended, I went to Amazon and after reading many ...\n\nReview: I have a Lifecore Assault Bike and needed to get the crank pedal off and this being the first time I've ever done this I went to Youtube to see how to do it. I knew you needed a special tool but didn't know which one. After watching several videos and seeing what people recommended, I went to Amazon and after reading many reviews I decided to get this baby, the Park Tool Crank Puller for Square Taper Cranks. I didn't even know there were more than one type of crank. I got this tool in 2 days and immediately began using it. Upon opening the package I was impresses with the quality of the tool. You can tell it wasn't cheaply made. Getting that first crank off was a great feeling. I now use this tool on a regular basis to work on about 20 Assault Bikes at a local gym. Even after using a hammer to help get cranks off, not a good idea, this tool is still like brand new. I highly recommend this tool compared to similar tools due to you don't have to use another tool/wrench to use it. I also bought the Park Tool Compact Crank Puller and have only used it once because this one is so much easier. The photos I've attached show a crank after it has been removed and also a crank prior to removing that still needs the Allen crank bolt removed before this tool can be used. If this review helped you in anyway please hit the \"this review was helpful button\" thanks.","Product: Quickly patch even the most challenging rips and tears with this presto valve adapter from Slime.'\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I got these adapters because my girlfriends Mt. bike ...\n\nReview: I got these adapters because my girlfriends Mt. bike has Presta valves and the first thing she said when she saw the valves on her bike was, \"what are those?\". If you've never seen Presta valves before then seeing them for the first time would probably make you say the same thing. I got these for her so that if she ever needed to put air in her bike while out on the road she would be able to use a regular air pump. I have photos of both Presta and Schrader. If you're unfamiliar with these names for valves, the Schrader valves is what you see on car tires and lots of bikes. Presta valve is on lots of high end road and Mt. bikes.\nWhen you put these adapters on you unscrew the top of the Presta valve, push the top in, you should hear air come out, then you screw this adapter onto the Presta valve. Now you can use a regular tire pump. Don't forget to remove the valve adapter after you're done putting air in your tire and ALSO DON\"T FORGET to screw the top of the Presta valve back in to close it. Once you've closed the Presta valve you can screw the adapter back onto the Presta valve so you always have the adapter with you wherever you go.\nThe photos I attached from left to right are of a Schrader valve, Presta valve closed, Presta valve open and the last photo, adapter screwed onto the Presta valve. If you've gotten anything out of this review please click that it was helpful.","Product: The Stant SuperStat Themostat out performs the Original Equipment themostat. Unlike the OE themostats that continually open and close to achieve the proper operation temperature and flood the engine with coolant, the Stant SuperStat has a patented V-notch, non linear design that reduces cycling by precisely metering the amount of coolant needed. the V-notch provides a small initial flow. As the engine heats up, the V-notches gradually open wider, metering coolant released into the system until the desired engine temperture is reached. The benefits of proper engine temperature control are: efficient engine operation, prolonged engine life, reduced oil consumption, improved fuel economy and improved emmisions. The SuperStat uses a high flow venturi for maximum cooling capacity during high temperature high load operation, and employes a patented Weir Valve, for percision flow metering during cold weather light load operation, to ensure stable temperature control under all conditions.The power element of the SuperStat is comparable to those used in the heavy duty trucking industry. It employs an actuator piston that is 25% larger than our standard themostat and 55% larger than competitive products. This larger heavy piston duty delivers one and one half times as much power as competitive stats for enhanced durability and longer life. The flange on the SuperStat is 33% thicker than our standerd product and 43% thicker than competitor's themostats for added strength and longer life.The operating spring is 50% stronger than on standard themostats. This helps return the Superstat to the closed position and provent cold running even under the most adverse operating conditions.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: All in all this is a good quality product\n\nReview: I bought this for my 1995 Jeep Wrangler because the heater wasn't getting above 120 degrees. I figured that the thermostat in my jeep was shot. I don't normally buy internal car parts for my jeep because it's hard to be sure if something will fit it without actually seeing the product in my hand. But since the price of this is hardly anything I took a chance that this would fit and would cure the heater problem.\nThis did fit my jeep without any issues but the heater problem still persisted. The heater gets warm but doesn't get as hot as it used to in the past. My mechanic suggested that I get a thermostat that was maybe 190 degrees instead. I may try that. All in all this is a good quality product. I would buy Stant thermostats again.","Product: Plast-aid forms a strong, waterproof, durable plastic with thousands of uses in about 15 minutes. As it cures, it changes consistency to be used to cast, glue, fill and form. It chemically fuses to many plastics such as ABS, acrylic, and PVC, and those which become sticky after testing with a drop of Plast-aid liquid. Will not bond to all plastics such as polyethylene or nylon. Plast-aid mechanically bonds to rough surfaces such as wood, stone, and concrete.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It fixed my first repair job!\n\nReview: Just received today and first repair was on a plastic Coleman cooler I've only had for 2 weeks that had a crack at the bottom. Wasn't sure if this would repair it after reading some reviews but after mixing the powder and liquid and let it sit for about 5 minutes to get a little syrupy, I applied it to the bottom of the cooler, let it set for about 20 minutes and it fixed it without anymore leaks! This stuff\nworked great. I don't know about other peoples reviews stating that it didn't adhere to their repair job but I know from watching the video from the manufacturer, he states this stuff doesn't work on everything! You can do a test with the liquid and apply a little to your finger and then apply it to a small spot on the item you're going to repair and if it get a little sticky to your finger when rubbing it then it will work. If it doesn't then don't even try cause it won't work.","Product: Give your Camp Chef Flat Top Grill the protection it deserves with a durable patio cover. Deigned specifically for the Flat Top Grill, this cover is weather resistant and essential to shield it from the outdoor elements.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: You do not have to remove the propane tank like other people have mentioned\n\nReview: I have the Camp Chef FTG600 and no cover came with it so I got this to keep my griddle protected from the harsh elements. This cover fit perfectly over my flat top griddle, although you have to lower both side shelves. You do not have to remove the propane tank like other people have mentioned. It does go on snug but I like it that way. I don't have a covered patio so this griddle is constantly in the sun. Time will tell how long it will last. Others have complained about the fit but I have to tell you that I made my own \"dust cover\" made out of wood and diamond plate that goes on top of the griddle (photo attached) before I put this cover on for extra protection, especially from rain and dew, and even with that the cover, this fits just fine. I especially like that this cover is NOT black so it doesn't soak in the sun's rays like a black cover would. I don't feel like this cover would protect your griddle during a heavy rain so I would suggest if yours is not covered by a patio and you can't get this griddle inside then get a custom cover to put under this cover or you'll end up with rust. One negative is this cover will stain easily and will be noticeable, especially when cooking greasy food so prior to putting this cover on make sure you clean off your entire grill of grease or over time you'll end up with a greasy cover.","Product: This quality Nomex gasket features Lavalock technology. The highest quality and highest temp resistant gasket and self adhesive. Results in better temp control, effciency and improved cooking results. A premium product. Model # LL-NL12 BBQ smoker lid & door gasket 1/2 x 1/8 x 15 pit gasket. Prefect for offset, vertical, pellet, charcoal, gasket and other units using a 1/2\" flamge or larger. Can also be stuck on lid side.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Lasted only 5 smoke sessions\n\nReview: I purchased this after reading many good reviews however to make a long story short it only lasted about 5 smoke sessions and then started to fall apart, especially on the heat box. I got this for my Oklahoma Joe Smoker and the stuff went on fairly easy after I cleaned the area really good where i was going to install it, which was on the smoker part and not the lid. I included photos after putting this stuff on. I agree with most others that this did keep smoke from escaping the cooking chamber really well because prior to installing this I had smoke leaks coming out of the main chamber but after installing this I had no more leakage. On the heat box this stuff started to fall apart after a few smoke sessions but I really didn't expect this to last on this part of the smoker considering it can get to over 500 F in the heat box even though this stuff is rated for High Temp. One roll was more than enough for my smoker as long as you stretched this stuff out while applying but don't stretch it out too much. I would have also attached some photos of this stuff coming apart from the heat box but I sold this Oklahoma Smoker a few weeks ago for a pellet smoker. Now I'm considering trying this for my new pellet smoker.","Product: LavaLock brand thermometers are simply the best. The highest quality BBQ smoker thermometers on the market.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the best add ons for your smoker\n\nReview: My Oklahoma Joe smoker only had one thermostat and it was not very good quality I got two of these and took only 10 minutes to install them. Once installed on the very next smoking session I can instantly see the difference in heat zones. I use these two thermostats in addition to a wireless thermostat. These seem to be made very good quality and after reading many reviews went with this particular brand. The best feature I like about these is they are very easy to read and large enough where you don't have to get super close to read. This is a very affordable but yet great add-on for your stick burner. I did not have to drill any holes this screwed right into the existing holes in my Oklahoma Joe lid.","Product: Halo uses real WHOLE meat, poultry, or fish, and NO \"meat meal\" of ANY kind in our natural cat food. We also have cat food options for special diets, including kitten food, indoor cat food, sensitive stomach cat food, and senior cat food. At Halo, WHOLE Makes a Whole Lot of Difference is the philosophy that drives our holistic approach to ingredient sourcing, recipes, nutritional value, the welfare of ALL animals, and our overall mission to change the way companion animals are fed and farm animals are raisedfor the better!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: After learning what some cat food manufactures use to put in their cat food I decided that I wanted to give them something that didn't have ingredients like chicken or beef by products\n\nReview: I have 2 cats that are both approximately 17 years old and although I haven't been using this product their whole lives, I've been using this for many years. I feed my cats both dry and wet food. After learning what some cat food manufactures use to put in their cat food I decided that I wanted to give them something that didn't have ingredients like chicken or beef by products. If you don't know what they use to manufacture chicken or beef by products then I suggest you look it up, it might change your mind about buying cheap cat food.\nI have this Halo cat food on monthly subscription so I can save additional discount. Although my cats will probably eat any wet food, I will only give them a holistic type of food that is made of the same ingredients that us as humans would rather eat, like chicken and beef and rice. Also don't forget that when you read the list of ingredients the first item is always the most in the food and as you go down the ingredient list there's less and less of that ingredient. The first ingredient of this particular cat food is \"salmon\". Another thing I like about Halo is every time you buy Halo, they donate a bowl of cat food or dog food to sheltersover 1.5 million a year. This is a great thing!\nThanks Halo for helping to keep my felines healthy and living for over 16 years.","Product: The IRWIN Woodworker's Vise ensures a firm grip on workpieces with toe-in toward top jaws. With a square body for easy under-bench mounting, it has a provision for installing wood cheeks to protect workpieces. Constructed of durable forged iron, it has a 4-1/2\" jaw capacity perfect for hobbies and light woodworking tasks.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: ... a woodworkers vise this thing for the price is fantastic. It may not be the best of quality ...\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R32UFYO4AYCI3B\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1KLECk5E1S.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/B1FONz9DBWS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> For a woodworkers vise this thing for the price is fantastic. It may not be the best of quality you can get nor the most heavy duty but it's still a good buy.\nI luckily came across this vise in a Youtube video and saw that Amazon carried it and when I saw the price I definitely had to get it. The installation was straight forward. I won't go into how to install it because you can find numerous videos online that go into detail on how to install it.\nIf you plan on adding wood pieces just don't forget to screw your wood piece onto the rear vise that attaches to your work bench first before attaching it to the work bench. Your vise opening, how wide a project that can be secured, will depend on how thick the wood pieces you use. In my case it's 4 1/2 inches. I'm a novice wood worker so this vise is enough for me. If I ever expand into a professional wood worker then I may get me a professional vise but I'm happy about my purchase right now.","Product: The cutting edge of the positive fit in Jaws, and the special coating metal particles of high strength in cutting edge, and it is the cutting edge chip shape to prevent the maximum lift of the phenomenon of cross screw driver specific. It is black finish point.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: By the way JIS stands for Japanese Industrial Standard but better known as Japanese Phillips\n\nReview: I never knew these JIS drivers existed until I saw a bike mechanic refer to these in a Youtube video. By the way JIS stands for Japanese Industrial Standard but better known as Japanese Phillips.\nJIS-spec cross-head screws are generally marked with a single raised dot or an \"X\". JIS always fit Phillip fasteners, but because of slight design differences, Phillips drivers may not fit JIS fasteners. (unless the tip is ground down a bit). JIS B 1012:1985 screw standard is throughout the Asia market and Japanese imports. The driver has a 57 degree point with a flat tip, parallel wings. As you can see by the photos the difference of the regular Phillips fastener and the JIS is very slight. These work very well with regular Phillips and I tend to go to these when fastening or loosening a Phillips fastener. As you can see by the photos, it makes sense when using a regular Phillips driver on a Phillips fastener as to why it's so easy to cam out, or in other words slip off the head of the fastener. This can be very frustrating. Try using a JIS on a regular Phillips fastener and you'll be surprised how much of a torque you can create before you start to cam out.\nI wish I had known about these sooner!\nI liked this #1 JIS driver so much I bought the #2 JIS screwdriver. I now plan on getting all the JIS screwdrivers so I can be prepared for any size fastener. I hope this review helped, if it did please give me a helpful vote. Thanks.","Product: KREG TOOL KHC6 Kreg Wood Project Clamp With Automaxx, 6\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This is a very good quality tool\n\nReview: This is a very good quality tool. It will last a long time if taken care of. If you're into wood working this clamp is a must as it will come in handy in many different situations. The 6 inch reach especially comes in handy when needing to camp material that isn't on the end of your projects. I've tried both this, Automaxx, and the non-Automaxx and although this is a little more convenient but the reason I gave this 4 stars is the Automaxx feature doesn't always work as it's supposed to. The adjustable thumb screw is suppose to adjust the clamping pressure but In my experience when you go from clamping a very thick piece of wood to a thinner piece, you sometimes have to adjust the clamp with the adjusting screw located on the handle. This defeats the purpose of having an Automaxx Kreg Clamp. Other than that this is a great tool. One of the negatives of this item is it's fairly expensive. To own just two of these clamps will cost you about $70","Product: Rust-Oleum 269398 1/2 Pint Varathane Fast Dry Wood Stain, Weathered Gray\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: First off here's a tip if you want a good, even penetration of the stain use a pre-stain ...\n\nReview: I got this stain at a local hardware store and was very so impressed that I stained several wood projects with this and felt inclined to write a review. First off here's a tip if you want a good, even penetration of the stain use a pre-stain conditioner like Minwax. I did and the results were fantastic. I used this stain on a sliding farm door, computer desk, floating shelves and coffee table. Everything I stained was only 1 coat. I have attached photos. If you don't want a dark result then as soon as you put the stain on, wipe it off. If this gets too thick then add a little paint thinner to think it out. The finish used in case you're curious was <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/RUST-OLEUM-9131-Varathane-Gallon-Satin-Interior-Polyurethane/dp/B000Y4FN4U/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">RUST-OLEUM 9131 Varathane Gallon Satin Interior Polyurethane</a>","Product: Freedom of motion through simplicity and innovation. The M2 Mask is unparalleled in its class. It's lightweight and slim design features a full mesh main body construction, resulting in improved airflow and breathability to seamlessly integrate into any users job or adventure. Dominating protection and performance through its 99.9% replaceable Active Carbon Filter. The M2 is your lightweight air filtration mask, ideal for those who stay in motion. Features: Mesh Construction - Lightweight - Breathable | 99.9% Replaceable Active Carbon Filters to .1 Micron | Dual one-way discharge valves reduces condensation inside the mask | Adjustable nose clip prevents fogging | Adjustable Velcro strap allows for a more universal fit | Versatile - Durable - Washable Mainframe | Filters tested at Nelson Laboratories, USA | Includes: 1 Mask 2 Filters 1 Storage bag Sizes: Medium - (75lbs - 125lbs) Large - (125lbs- 215lbs) Extra Large - (215lbs+)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: ... expecting to receive the mask with 5 filters just like the description says\n\nReview: I received my RZ Mask today and was expecting to receive the mask with 5 filters just like the description says, photo attached, but I only received the mask with 2 filters. Before I write a review on how this filter works I need to use it for a few weeks in my home wood shop. I wanted to share the issue with only receiving 2 filters and will update in a few weeks. As of now, 3 stars for shorting me 3 filters.\nUPDATE-I've used this mask now when sanding wood and will continue to keep my rating at 3 stars because when I wear this mask I can smell the wood or painted object immediately after I've started sanding. This, in my opinion, shouldn't happen, at least immediately."],"string":"[\n \"Product: POWERTEC Silicon Carbide Bench Grinding Wheels are ideal for small job shops and numerous general-purpose applications. Made of premium green silicon carbide, these superb wheels get the job done - effectively and efficiently! These super-hard, precision accessories minimize material loss and maximize grinding-assembly performance, thus maintaining your valuable tools in optimum condition. And they are conveniently designed to fit most stationary bench grinders. Reduce effort and increase satisfaction with these top-notch grinding wheels - perfect for tool and cutter grinding of cemented carbide applications.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This wheel came perfect right out of the box\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R197S7DVTM4QK7\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1L2oKB1mQS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/B1wVn6ZsjmS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> I recently came across a vintage bench grinder and needed to replace my grinding wheels. Not knowing much about grinding wheels I picked this one expecting that I would have to true it up (make it perfectly round) before I could use it. I was very surprised to find out it didn't need to be trued at all. I attached a video. As you can see my grinder isn't permanently attached to my work bench yet however the vibration was way less than I expected. On the other hand I picked up a Sears Craftsman grinding wheel and it was was out of round and had to be trued before I could use it. This wheel came perfect right out of the box.\",\n \"Product: Simple, easy to use product for skid/pallet dis-assembly. Can be used for your fun DIY projects or large scale dis-assembly. Can also be used to strip dock and deck boards. If the standard dimensions do not work, contact us and we can customize to fit your needs. NOTE: In spite of images shown, handle is not included. Stub Fits 1 1/4\\\" pipe OD. 1\\\" black pipe works. Product Dimensions are 7\\\" long, 6\\\"wide, 5\\\"tall, 3\\\" Between Tines\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What I like about the Pallet Buster is it makes it extremely easy ...\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R3KQ36JDNFQURT\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/C1D5x71Sh3S.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/B1u5351skiS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> I got this pallet buster because I recently got into using pallet wood to make wood projects and my hammer method was too slow and cumbersome and ruined a lot of wood. I would have rather made my own pallet buster but I don't own a welder and didn't want to make one that bolted together. I didn't have to buy a handle because I ended up using the handle from my 3 ton jack. The diameter of my handle is 32 mm, the diameter of the pallet buster is 42.8 mm photos attached.\\nWhat I like about the Pallet Buster is makes it extremely easy to break down a pallet. If you're careful you can salvage most of the wood from your pallet. The trouble I ran into is most pallets are extremely dry and it doesn't take very much to crack the boards. If you can get the Pallet Buster all the way under the pallet below the nails your chances of not cracking a board are better. Patience also helps. I found myself not being patient and cracking boards I could have saved if I had been more patient. I also found that trying to break down a small pallet is harder because the pallet is much lighter than a bigger pallet and you need to apply weight to the pallet especially when the nails are super tight. If you have someone that can help by standing on the smaller pallet it will make it easier. I also found that some pallets slats are spaced really close together. This prevents you from getting the Pallet Buster all the way under the slat and you end up splitting the wood most of the time. I found that by doing every other slat you can then get the buster fully under the other slat and your chances are much better of not cracking or splitting the wood.\\nI've very satisfied with the Pallet Buster considering there are many on the market and most do the job.\\nBy the way if you're on the web site i uploaded a few photos and a video of me in action using the Pallet Buster\",\n \"Product: Caster Classics Locking Non-marking Gray Rubber Wheel Swivel Caster. 2 inch diameter wheel will not scuff or scratch most flooring. Safe for most hardwood, tile, low pile carpet and other smooth flooring. 300 lb load capacity per set of 4 casters. 1-7/8 x 2-9/16 Industry standard mounting plate with mounting height of 2-1/2 inches. Brake locks wheel. Model 2S50SRBA1S4BA\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: When I ordered these my workbench hadn't been built yet and if it had I think I would have gotten a little bigger size wheels but these are working fine. Photos attached\\n\\nReview: I bought these to use on a new work bench that I built. My work bench is about 80 inches long and about 33 inches wide and weighs about 200 lbs. When I ordered these my workbench hadn't been built yet and if it had I think I would have gotten a little bigger size wheels but these are working fine. Photos attached!\\nI had my workbench in my driveway which slopes down about a 15 degree angle and had all 4 wheels locked and although the bench did not roll down the driveway I was still able to move my workbench around. So although the locked wheels do prevent my workbench from moving, I can still move the bench without much effort. This could be due to the size and weight of my bench. This doesn't really bother me too much as they still serve it's purpose and that is they allow me to move my bench around the garage without having to have another person help me lift the bench to move it. I am a little surprised on how easy they are though to still have the wheels turn when locked thus the 4 stars.\",\n \"Product: Accessorize your Camp Chef pellet grill with the Bottom Shelf Accessory. Easily attaches to your Camp Chef pellet grill with the existing leg holes.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits my PG24 DXL just fine\\n\\nReview: I ordered this for my Camp Chef PG24 DLX SMOKER. Even though I debated long and hard on whether to order this due to reading many reviews stating that people were having issues installing this on their Camp Chef and that it didn't fit I went ahead and took a chance. First thing I noticed when installing was you had to move the legs out. The holes of the shelf did not instantly line up with the holes in the legs. Also the bolts that were supplied in my opinion were too short where I could not get the flat washer and lock washer on once the bolt was inserted so I had to go to the hardware store and pick up 3 in bolts. I have attached photos of the Shelf after being installed and of the difference in size of bolts that were supplied and what I had to buy from the store. Although the shelf was very tight I'm happy with the finished result. Some comments mentioned the legs were bowed out too much after attaching the shelf but as you can see in my photos the legs are just fine and this will only add stability to the smoker.\",\n \"Product: Value-Pack 10-Pc Foam Paint Brush Set - Wood Handles by Industrial Tools\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: ... brushes 5 stars because these foam brushes are a great value. They also save you money from not ...\\n\\nReview: I gave this pack of foam paint brushes 5 stars because these foam brushes are a great value. They also save you money from not having to use mineral spirits when using oil based products to clean up, I just throw mine away. Also these do not leave brush marks like even the most expensive brushes will sometimes do. These are also very convenient, especially when you have to to a minor touch up on something and you don't want to break out your regular brush.\\nEven though I still use regular brushes these are very handy for certain situations. With the cost of mineral spirits at around $17 for a gallon, these foam brushes will save you tons of money when you simply throw them out instead of cleaning. When using water based products I will rinse these out with warm water.\",\n \"Product: The Swissmar V-Prep V-Slicer Mandoline set is a joint venture by two well established kitchenware companies. As long term partners, Swissmar clearly knows that Brner, with their 50+ years of experience and being the makers of the Original V-Slicer, were the perfect manufacturer of the V-Prep V-Slicer. Combined with the Swissmar designed multi-functional bowl, this set provides everything you need - it's safe, easy to use, compact, stores completely protected and offers the performance and results that one expects from a Brner made V-Slicer. You too can prepare foods like a professional, with the safe and simple to use V-Prep. The V-Prep Mandoline is made of durable ABS plastic with German surgical grade stainless steel blades. Three inserts allow you to slice, julienne and shred cuts. The ambidextrous Food Safety Holder has a serrated edge to safely push food off slicer and requires very little pressure. Steel pins grip most sizes and shapes of produce to create even slices every time. The multi- function bowl with lid stores all parts when not in use and catches all sliced fruits and vegetables when in use. Easy to clean; rinse under hot or cold running water immediately after use.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very happy with this slicer\\n\\nReview: Very happy with this slicer. I got it mainly for slicing my sweet potatoes to the size of hash browns and it did the job perfectly! I don't use it for much anything else on a regular basis.\\nI like the simplicity of this product. Pull it out and put in the correct blade and you're off and running.\\nI also like the ease of cleaning. Most of the time you only have shoot water at the blades and you're done.\\nI also like the \\\"food safety holder\\\" which allows you to use almost the entire vegetable/potato etc.... It also protects your fingers.\\nI did notice after using lots of sweet potatoes it's starting to stain red. Not a big deal but something to expect. Other than that I love this slicer.\",\n \"Product: The Swissmar V-Prep V-Slicer Mandoline set is a joint venture by two well established kitchenware companies. As long term partners, Swissmar clearly knows that Brner, with their 50+ years of experience and being the makers of the Original V-Slicer, were the perfect manufacturer of the V-Prep V-Slicer. Combined with the Swissmar designed multi-functional bowl, this set provides everything you need - it's safe, easy to use, compact, stores completely protected and offers the performance and results that one expects from a Brner made V-Slicer. You too can prepare foods like a professional, with the safe and simple to use V-Prep. The V-Prep Mandoline is made of durable ABS plastic with German surgical grade stainless steel blades. Three inserts allow you to slice, julienne and shred cuts. The ambidextrous Food Safety Holder has a serrated edge to safely push food off slicer and requires very little pressure. Steel pins grip most sizes and shapes of produce to create even slices every time. The multi- function bowl with lid stores all parts when not in use and catches all sliced fruits and vegetables when in use. Easy to clean; rinse under hot or cold running water immediately after use.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very happy with this slicer\\n\\nReview: Very happy with this slicer. I got it mainly for slicing my sweet potatoes to the size of hash browns and it did the job perfectly! I don't use it for much anything else on a regular basis.\\nI like the simplicity of this product. Pull it out and put in the correct blade and you're off and running.\\nI also like the ease of cleaning. Most of the time you only have shoot water at the blades and you're done.\\nI also like the \\\"food safety holder\\\" which allows you to use almost the entire vegetable/potato etc.... It also protects your fingers.\\nI did notice after using lots of sweet potatoes it's starting to stain red. Not a big deal but something to expect. Other than that I love this slicer.\",\n \"Product: Double sided bottom bracket lockring hook spanner. One side is a single hook, the other is a hook spanner with 3 notches for better engagement in the lock rings. The three-hook end will fit 3-notch lock rings with a maximum outside diameter of 46mm and minor diameter (in the notches) of 40mm.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Either case it's a good quality tool\\n\\nReview: I regularly work on Lifecore Assault Air bikes at my gym, we have 20, and I needed a tool to remove the bottom bracket lock ring and this did the job perfectly. The reason for 4 stars and not 5? The price! For a simple piece of metal that has notches cut out of it you would expect it to cost much less. But then again Park tools are always kind of expensive. Either case it's a good quality tool, it does the job and I'm happy with it.\\nIf you are planning on using this on a bike I would suggest you look at your bottom bracket and see what kind of Lock Ring Spanner your particular bike needs. This works on a Assault Exercise bike but MAY not work on your particular bicycle. Many bicycles use different spanners depending on the model of bike. Just take a picture of your lock ring and compare it with the many spanners Amazon offers. Most likely they will have it. Good luck.\",\n \"Product: Keep your handlebars from smacking you in the face when you work on your bike by holding them steady with Park Tool's Handlebar Holder. Tape the handlebars of your road whip, or bleed the brakes on your mountain missile without migrating handlebars.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Get this if you want to remain sane\\n\\nReview: When I ordered the Park stand PCS 10 this handle bar holder came up as a recommended purchase but I decided that I didn't need to purchase this holder because I didn't think it would be a big deal for my front wheel to turn on me while working on the bike. Boy was I wrong! As I was trying to work on my bike the front wheel kept turning on me and I began to get super annoyed. I even tried using zip ties to try to keep the handlebar in place, which didn't work. I tried a bungee cord with no success. I went to Amazon to look to see if other people were selling handlebar holders besides Park Tool to see if I can get a cheaper one. I had no success. I decided that unless I want to pull my hair out when working on my bike due to frustration of my front wheel turning then I need this tool. It arrived 2 days later and I had a chance to use it for the first time when I had to replace my tires on my bike. It's unbelievable how a simple tool like this can help out so much! It's probably the best $17 and change that I spent. I would have upload pictures but theres really not much my photos would show that the image on Amazon doesn't show.\",\n \"Product: Fits linear pull brakes and features a threaded post mount. Curved to fit a 26\\\" rim profile.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The installation was pretty straightforward and easier than i was expecting\\n\\nReview: I changed out my brakes on my Giant Sedona i bought used and so I decided to also change the brake pads to these Kool-Stop Mountain Pads. I've never done this and wasn't even sure if these would fit but after reading reviews I was a little more confident they would.\\nThe pads and brakes arrived at the same time.\\nThe installation was pretty straightforward and easier than i was expecting. I took my time, watched a few Youtube videos and my brakes were up and running with these Kool-Stop pads.\\nWhen I did my first test brake test the front pads were squealing badly so the first thing I tried was the \\\"toe in\\\" suggestion but when I checked the pads they were all ready \\\"toe in\\\". So the next thing I did was take really fine grit sand paper to the rim and they got rid of the squeal.\\nThese pads really do what the manufacturer says and that is they provide great stopping power. I also had a chance to test these in the rain as it rained yesterday and this gave me an opportunity to really test these. Honestly it seemed as if the rain didn't affect the stopping power at all. I was really impressed. This is a really great upgrade for your brakes at an affordable price.\",\n \"Product: The Park Tool CCP-22 Crank Puller is only for square-taper bottom brackets and SRAM 'Power Spline' cranks. The comfortable, vinyl handle is long enough for plenty of leverage but won't interfere with pedals.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: After watching several videos and seeing what people recommended, I went to Amazon and after reading many ...\\n\\nReview: I have a Lifecore Assault Bike and needed to get the crank pedal off and this being the first time I've ever done this I went to Youtube to see how to do it. I knew you needed a special tool but didn't know which one. After watching several videos and seeing what people recommended, I went to Amazon and after reading many reviews I decided to get this baby, the Park Tool Crank Puller for Square Taper Cranks. I didn't even know there were more than one type of crank. I got this tool in 2 days and immediately began using it. Upon opening the package I was impresses with the quality of the tool. You can tell it wasn't cheaply made. Getting that first crank off was a great feeling. I now use this tool on a regular basis to work on about 20 Assault Bikes at a local gym. Even after using a hammer to help get cranks off, not a good idea, this tool is still like brand new. I highly recommend this tool compared to similar tools due to you don't have to use another tool/wrench to use it. I also bought the Park Tool Compact Crank Puller and have only used it once because this one is so much easier. The photos I've attached show a crank after it has been removed and also a crank prior to removing that still needs the Allen crank bolt removed before this tool can be used. If this review helped you in anyway please hit the \\\"this review was helpful button\\\" thanks.\",\n \"Product: Quickly patch even the most challenging rips and tears with this presto valve adapter from Slime.'\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I got these adapters because my girlfriends Mt. bike ...\\n\\nReview: I got these adapters because my girlfriends Mt. bike has Presta valves and the first thing she said when she saw the valves on her bike was, \\\"what are those?\\\". If you've never seen Presta valves before then seeing them for the first time would probably make you say the same thing. I got these for her so that if she ever needed to put air in her bike while out on the road she would be able to use a regular air pump. I have photos of both Presta and Schrader. If you're unfamiliar with these names for valves, the Schrader valves is what you see on car tires and lots of bikes. Presta valve is on lots of high end road and Mt. bikes.\\nWhen you put these adapters on you unscrew the top of the Presta valve, push the top in, you should hear air come out, then you screw this adapter onto the Presta valve. Now you can use a regular tire pump. Don't forget to remove the valve adapter after you're done putting air in your tire and ALSO DON\\\"T FORGET to screw the top of the Presta valve back in to close it. Once you've closed the Presta valve you can screw the adapter back onto the Presta valve so you always have the adapter with you wherever you go.\\nThe photos I attached from left to right are of a Schrader valve, Presta valve closed, Presta valve open and the last photo, adapter screwed onto the Presta valve. If you've gotten anything out of this review please click that it was helpful.\",\n \"Product: The Stant SuperStat Themostat out performs the Original Equipment themostat. Unlike the OE themostats that continually open and close to achieve the proper operation temperature and flood the engine with coolant, the Stant SuperStat has a patented V-notch, non linear design that reduces cycling by precisely metering the amount of coolant needed. the V-notch provides a small initial flow. As the engine heats up, the V-notches gradually open wider, metering coolant released into the system until the desired engine temperture is reached. The benefits of proper engine temperature control are: efficient engine operation, prolonged engine life, reduced oil consumption, improved fuel economy and improved emmisions. The SuperStat uses a high flow venturi for maximum cooling capacity during high temperature high load operation, and employes a patented Weir Valve, for percision flow metering during cold weather light load operation, to ensure stable temperature control under all conditions.The power element of the SuperStat is comparable to those used in the heavy duty trucking industry. It employs an actuator piston that is 25% larger than our standard themostat and 55% larger than competitive products. This larger heavy piston duty delivers one and one half times as much power as competitive stats for enhanced durability and longer life. The flange on the SuperStat is 33% thicker than our standerd product and 43% thicker than competitor's themostats for added strength and longer life.The operating spring is 50% stronger than on standard themostats. This helps return the Superstat to the closed position and provent cold running even under the most adverse operating conditions.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: All in all this is a good quality product\\n\\nReview: I bought this for my 1995 Jeep Wrangler because the heater wasn't getting above 120 degrees. I figured that the thermostat in my jeep was shot. I don't normally buy internal car parts for my jeep because it's hard to be sure if something will fit it without actually seeing the product in my hand. But since the price of this is hardly anything I took a chance that this would fit and would cure the heater problem.\\nThis did fit my jeep without any issues but the heater problem still persisted. The heater gets warm but doesn't get as hot as it used to in the past. My mechanic suggested that I get a thermostat that was maybe 190 degrees instead. I may try that. All in all this is a good quality product. I would buy Stant thermostats again.\",\n \"Product: Plast-aid forms a strong, waterproof, durable plastic with thousands of uses in about 15 minutes. As it cures, it changes consistency to be used to cast, glue, fill and form. It chemically fuses to many plastics such as ABS, acrylic, and PVC, and those which become sticky after testing with a drop of Plast-aid liquid. Will not bond to all plastics such as polyethylene or nylon. Plast-aid mechanically bonds to rough surfaces such as wood, stone, and concrete.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It fixed my first repair job!\\n\\nReview: Just received today and first repair was on a plastic Coleman cooler I've only had for 2 weeks that had a crack at the bottom. Wasn't sure if this would repair it after reading some reviews but after mixing the powder and liquid and let it sit for about 5 minutes to get a little syrupy, I applied it to the bottom of the cooler, let it set for about 20 minutes and it fixed it without anymore leaks! This stuff\\nworked great. I don't know about other peoples reviews stating that it didn't adhere to their repair job but I know from watching the video from the manufacturer, he states this stuff doesn't work on everything! You can do a test with the liquid and apply a little to your finger and then apply it to a small spot on the item you're going to repair and if it get a little sticky to your finger when rubbing it then it will work. If it doesn't then don't even try cause it won't work.\",\n \"Product: Give your Camp Chef Flat Top Grill the protection it deserves with a durable patio cover. Deigned specifically for the Flat Top Grill, this cover is weather resistant and essential to shield it from the outdoor elements.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: You do not have to remove the propane tank like other people have mentioned\\n\\nReview: I have the Camp Chef FTG600 and no cover came with it so I got this to keep my griddle protected from the harsh elements. This cover fit perfectly over my flat top griddle, although you have to lower both side shelves. You do not have to remove the propane tank like other people have mentioned. It does go on snug but I like it that way. I don't have a covered patio so this griddle is constantly in the sun. Time will tell how long it will last. Others have complained about the fit but I have to tell you that I made my own \\\"dust cover\\\" made out of wood and diamond plate that goes on top of the griddle (photo attached) before I put this cover on for extra protection, especially from rain and dew, and even with that the cover, this fits just fine. I especially like that this cover is NOT black so it doesn't soak in the sun's rays like a black cover would. I don't feel like this cover would protect your griddle during a heavy rain so I would suggest if yours is not covered by a patio and you can't get this griddle inside then get a custom cover to put under this cover or you'll end up with rust. One negative is this cover will stain easily and will be noticeable, especially when cooking greasy food so prior to putting this cover on make sure you clean off your entire grill of grease or over time you'll end up with a greasy cover.\",\n \"Product: This quality Nomex gasket features Lavalock technology. The highest quality and highest temp resistant gasket and self adhesive. Results in better temp control, effciency and improved cooking results. A premium product. Model # LL-NL12 BBQ smoker lid & door gasket 1/2 x 1/8 x 15 pit gasket. Prefect for offset, vertical, pellet, charcoal, gasket and other units using a 1/2\\\" flamge or larger. Can also be stuck on lid side.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Lasted only 5 smoke sessions\\n\\nReview: I purchased this after reading many good reviews however to make a long story short it only lasted about 5 smoke sessions and then started to fall apart, especially on the heat box. I got this for my Oklahoma Joe Smoker and the stuff went on fairly easy after I cleaned the area really good where i was going to install it, which was on the smoker part and not the lid. I included photos after putting this stuff on. I agree with most others that this did keep smoke from escaping the cooking chamber really well because prior to installing this I had smoke leaks coming out of the main chamber but after installing this I had no more leakage. On the heat box this stuff started to fall apart after a few smoke sessions but I really didn't expect this to last on this part of the smoker considering it can get to over 500 F in the heat box even though this stuff is rated for High Temp. One roll was more than enough for my smoker as long as you stretched this stuff out while applying but don't stretch it out too much. I would have also attached some photos of this stuff coming apart from the heat box but I sold this Oklahoma Smoker a few weeks ago for a pellet smoker. Now I'm considering trying this for my new pellet smoker.\",\n \"Product: LavaLock brand thermometers are simply the best. The highest quality BBQ smoker thermometers on the market.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the best add ons for your smoker\\n\\nReview: My Oklahoma Joe smoker only had one thermostat and it was not very good quality I got two of these and took only 10 minutes to install them. Once installed on the very next smoking session I can instantly see the difference in heat zones. I use these two thermostats in addition to a wireless thermostat. These seem to be made very good quality and after reading many reviews went with this particular brand. The best feature I like about these is they are very easy to read and large enough where you don't have to get super close to read. This is a very affordable but yet great add-on for your stick burner. I did not have to drill any holes this screwed right into the existing holes in my Oklahoma Joe lid.\",\n \"Product: Halo uses real WHOLE meat, poultry, or fish, and NO \\\"meat meal\\\" of ANY kind in our natural cat food. We also have cat food options for special diets, including kitten food, indoor cat food, sensitive stomach cat food, and senior cat food. At Halo, WHOLE Makes a Whole Lot of Difference is the philosophy that drives our holistic approach to ingredient sourcing, recipes, nutritional value, the welfare of ALL animals, and our overall mission to change the way companion animals are fed and farm animals are raisedfor the better!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: After learning what some cat food manufactures use to put in their cat food I decided that I wanted to give them something that didn't have ingredients like chicken or beef by products\\n\\nReview: I have 2 cats that are both approximately 17 years old and although I haven't been using this product their whole lives, I've been using this for many years. I feed my cats both dry and wet food. After learning what some cat food manufactures use to put in their cat food I decided that I wanted to give them something that didn't have ingredients like chicken or beef by products. If you don't know what they use to manufacture chicken or beef by products then I suggest you look it up, it might change your mind about buying cheap cat food.\\nI have this Halo cat food on monthly subscription so I can save additional discount. Although my cats will probably eat any wet food, I will only give them a holistic type of food that is made of the same ingredients that us as humans would rather eat, like chicken and beef and rice. Also don't forget that when you read the list of ingredients the first item is always the most in the food and as you go down the ingredient list there's less and less of that ingredient. The first ingredient of this particular cat food is \\\"salmon\\\". Another thing I like about Halo is every time you buy Halo, they donate a bowl of cat food or dog food to sheltersover 1.5 million a year. This is a great thing!\\nThanks Halo for helping to keep my felines healthy and living for over 16 years.\",\n \"Product: The IRWIN Woodworker's Vise ensures a firm grip on workpieces with toe-in toward top jaws. With a square body for easy under-bench mounting, it has a provision for installing wood cheeks to protect workpieces. Constructed of durable forged iron, it has a 4-1/2\\\" jaw capacity perfect for hobbies and light woodworking tasks.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: ... a woodworkers vise this thing for the price is fantastic. It may not be the best of quality ...\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R32UFYO4AYCI3B\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1KLECk5E1S.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/B1FONz9DBWS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> For a woodworkers vise this thing for the price is fantastic. It may not be the best of quality you can get nor the most heavy duty but it's still a good buy.\\nI luckily came across this vise in a Youtube video and saw that Amazon carried it and when I saw the price I definitely had to get it. The installation was straight forward. I won't go into how to install it because you can find numerous videos online that go into detail on how to install it.\\nIf you plan on adding wood pieces just don't forget to screw your wood piece onto the rear vise that attaches to your work bench first before attaching it to the work bench. Your vise opening, how wide a project that can be secured, will depend on how thick the wood pieces you use. In my case it's 4 1/2 inches. I'm a novice wood worker so this vise is enough for me. If I ever expand into a professional wood worker then I may get me a professional vise but I'm happy about my purchase right now.\",\n \"Product: The cutting edge of the positive fit in Jaws, and the special coating metal particles of high strength in cutting edge, and it is the cutting edge chip shape to prevent the maximum lift of the phenomenon of cross screw driver specific. It is black finish point.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: By the way JIS stands for Japanese Industrial Standard but better known as Japanese Phillips\\n\\nReview: I never knew these JIS drivers existed until I saw a bike mechanic refer to these in a Youtube video. By the way JIS stands for Japanese Industrial Standard but better known as Japanese Phillips.\\nJIS-spec cross-head screws are generally marked with a single raised dot or an \\\"X\\\". JIS always fit Phillip fasteners, but because of slight design differences, Phillips drivers may not fit JIS fasteners. (unless the tip is ground down a bit). JIS B 1012:1985 screw standard is throughout the Asia market and Japanese imports. The driver has a 57 degree point with a flat tip, parallel wings. As you can see by the photos the difference of the regular Phillips fastener and the JIS is very slight. These work very well with regular Phillips and I tend to go to these when fastening or loosening a Phillips fastener. As you can see by the photos, it makes sense when using a regular Phillips driver on a Phillips fastener as to why it's so easy to cam out, or in other words slip off the head of the fastener. This can be very frustrating. Try using a JIS on a regular Phillips fastener and you'll be surprised how much of a torque you can create before you start to cam out.\\nI wish I had known about these sooner!\\nI liked this #1 JIS driver so much I bought the #2 JIS screwdriver. I now plan on getting all the JIS screwdrivers so I can be prepared for any size fastener. I hope this review helped, if it did please give me a helpful vote. Thanks.\",\n \"Product: KREG TOOL KHC6 Kreg Wood Project Clamp With Automaxx, 6\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a very good quality tool\\n\\nReview: This is a very good quality tool. It will last a long time if taken care of. If you're into wood working this clamp is a must as it will come in handy in many different situations. The 6 inch reach especially comes in handy when needing to camp material that isn't on the end of your projects. I've tried both this, Automaxx, and the non-Automaxx and although this is a little more convenient but the reason I gave this 4 stars is the Automaxx feature doesn't always work as it's supposed to. The adjustable thumb screw is suppose to adjust the clamping pressure but In my experience when you go from clamping a very thick piece of wood to a thinner piece, you sometimes have to adjust the clamp with the adjusting screw located on the handle. This defeats the purpose of having an Automaxx Kreg Clamp. Other than that this is a great tool. One of the negatives of this item is it's fairly expensive. To own just two of these clamps will cost you about $70\",\n \"Product: Rust-Oleum 269398 1/2 Pint Varathane Fast Dry Wood Stain, Weathered Gray\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: First off here's a tip if you want a good, even penetration of the stain use a pre-stain ...\\n\\nReview: I got this stain at a local hardware store and was very so impressed that I stained several wood projects with this and felt inclined to write a review. First off here's a tip if you want a good, even penetration of the stain use a pre-stain conditioner like Minwax. I did and the results were fantastic. I used this stain on a sliding farm door, computer desk, floating shelves and coffee table. Everything I stained was only 1 coat. I have attached photos. If you don't want a dark result then as soon as you put the stain on, wipe it off. If this gets too thick then add a little paint thinner to think it out. The finish used in case you're curious was <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/RUST-OLEUM-9131-Varathane-Gallon-Satin-Interior-Polyurethane/dp/B000Y4FN4U/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">RUST-OLEUM 9131 Varathane Gallon Satin Interior Polyurethane</a>\",\n \"Product: Freedom of motion through simplicity and innovation. The M2 Mask is unparalleled in its class. It's lightweight and slim design features a full mesh main body construction, resulting in improved airflow and breathability to seamlessly integrate into any users job or adventure. Dominating protection and performance through its 99.9% replaceable Active Carbon Filter. The M2 is your lightweight air filtration mask, ideal for those who stay in motion. Features: Mesh Construction - Lightweight - Breathable | 99.9% Replaceable Active Carbon Filters to .1 Micron | Dual one-way discharge valves reduces condensation inside the mask | Adjustable nose clip prevents fogging | Adjustable Velcro strap allows for a more universal fit | Versatile - Durable - Washable Mainframe | Filters tested at Nelson Laboratories, USA | Includes: 1 Mask 2 Filters 1 Storage bag Sizes: Medium - (75lbs - 125lbs) Large - (125lbs- 215lbs) Extra Large - (215lbs+)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: ... expecting to receive the mask with 5 filters just like the description says\\n\\nReview: I received my RZ Mask today and was expecting to receive the mask with 5 filters just like the description says, photo attached, but I only received the mask with 2 filters. Before I write a review on how this filter works I need to use it for a few weeks in my home wood shop. I wanted to share the issue with only receiving 2 filters and will update in a few weeks. As of now, 3 stars for shorting me 3 filters.\\nUPDATE-I've used this mask now when sanding wood and will continue to keep my rating at 3 stars because when I wear this mask I can smell the wood or painted object immediately after I've started sanding. This, in my opinion, shouldn't happen, at least immediately.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":23,"string":"23"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":156,"string":"156"}}},{"rowIdx":157,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2K2JY09CJI7HR"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"10/10 rating --classicstoday.com\". The summary of the review text is \"(-) Underdog Greatness or Contemporary Collective Mediocrity?\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"First of all, it is interesting to note how arts journalists more often than not relish in promoting underdogs. Osmo Vnsk is not a prominent conductor, the Minnesota Orchestra is not top-ranking orchestra, and BIS is a small, independent record label. By no means does this mean these forces would be automatically unable to turn in a great Beethoven Symphonies cycle. However, what is does mean is that one at last should be a bit cautious in accepting this as the greatest such cycle in decades. Let's have a look at the vocabulary they have used:\n\n'Here concludes one of the finest available Beethoven symphony cycles [...] a Beethoven reforged for today's world' (Gramophone); 'It's hard to think of a more distinguished Beethoven cycle by an American orchestra since the legendary Toscanini traversal of 1939 [...] a magnificent traversal that seems very much of and for our own time' (American Record Guide); 'a Beethoven cycle that stands with Barenboim's as a modern reference edition' ([...]); 'Vnsk's is the preferred SACD traversal, and one of the most desirable in any format' (Fanfare); 'The second in Vanska's cycle of the symphonies is a revelation [...] the best since Carlos Kleiber's Beethoven a generation ago with the Vienna Philharmonic' (Financial Times).\n\nApparently, in the post-period-performance era, there is no longer a consensus as to what constitute great Beethoven playing. Most informed listeners do acknowledge the greatness of Furtwngler, Toscanini, Klemperer, Karajan and Kleiber; at the same time, they may also laud the HIP cycles of Norrington, Gardiner, Hogwwod, Brggen and above all Harnoncourt; yet even, they may claim Mackerras, Zinman and most recently Vnsk to be the greatest of them all. Why? Well, because the latter three sort of make an allegedly convincing compromise between traditional but 'outdated' romanticism and narrow-minded but 'correct' period performances--that is, supposedly the best of both worlds.\n\nSanta Fe listener has provided rather telling descriptions of the Minnesota/Vnsk approach to the Beethoven Symphonies under the individual releases--'brisk, clipped, and lacking in tension [...] he is precise but cautious, and he limits Beethoven to a narrow emotional scope'. I would like to add that this cycle stands out for largely eliminating any sense of originality or individuality--both amongst individual players but above all as to the middle-of-the-road, lightly period-spiced interpretations themselves. In combination with the surgically refined recorded SACD sound, the end result is the most perfectly sterilised Beethoven playing this reviewer has yet come across. In actual fact, what I believe BIS has succeeded in doing is to throw the greatest series of music ever conceived into an ultra-refined digital washing machine and return as universally pleasing a product as ever manufactured out of it--immaculate but essentially deprived of emotions, extremes and damning evidence of the fact that these nine revolutionary works forever changed the notion of music.\n\nIndeed, we are very much faced with Contemporary Collective Mediocrity. But why the four stars then? Well, it cannot be denied that BIS, Vnsk and the Minnesota players actually manage some level of Underdog Greatness. Having grown up in the digital era, alas, I do have trouble with pre-stereo recordings; naturally, I easily get seduced by truly state-of-the-art multi-channel sound--spectacular in its disarming naturalness. Moreover, always having had a sweet tooth for technically flawless playing, I cannot but marvel at the perfectly blended virtuosity of the Minnesota ensemble. Therefore, this reviewer finds much to enjoy in the First, Second, Fourth and Eighth Symphonies, which suffer the least by the overall unemotional approach. Also the Fifth and Seventh are at least partly successful--although there is little profundity to be found in the second movements, whereas the relatively brisk speeds in the outer movements (if still marginally slower than both Karajan and Kleiber) render some exciting but indeed unaffectionate results. At the other end of the spectrum, the Third, Sixth and Ninth all fall quite far from greatness, with more than a little reluctance to acknowledge the beginning of the Romantic era in music. The immaculate orchestral execution (here virtually on the same level as that of the Chicago and Cleveland orchestras) and multi-channel demonstration sound (5.0, not 5.1) elevate Vnsk's Beethoven cycle to the four-star category--even if the emotional dilution, mostly evident in those three Symphonies dividable with 3, more than warrants a minus.\n\nConsequently, I am happy to be accused for being disillusioned, cynical and unimaginative as I proclaim the likelihood of Karajan's first Berlin traversal being surpassed in these post-period times is about as slim as a snowball's chance in hell ...\n\nREFERENCE: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/BPO-Karajan-I/dp/B000056OBA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">BPO/Karajan I</a>"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"First of all, it is interesting to note how arts journalists more often than not relish in promoting underdogs. Osmo Vnsk is not a prominent conductor, the Minnesota Orchestra is not top-ranking orchestra, and BIS is a small, independent record label. By no means does this mean these forces would be automatically unable to turn in a great Beethoven Symphonies cycle. However, what is does mean is that one at last should be a bit cautious in accepting this as the greatest such cycle in decades. Let's have a look at the vocabulary they have used:\n\n'Here concludes one of the finest available Beethoven symphony cycles [...] a Beethoven reforged for today's world' (Gramophone); 'It's hard to think of a more distinguished Beethoven cycle by an American orchestra since the legendary Toscanini traversal of 1939 [...] a magnificent traversal that seems very much of and for our own time' (American Record Guide); 'a Beethoven cycle that stands with Barenboim's as a modern reference edition' ([...]); 'Vnsk's is the preferred SACD traversal, and one of the most desirable in any format' (Fanfare); 'The second in Vanska's cycle of the symphonies is a revelation [...] the best since Carlos Kleiber's Beethoven a generation ago with the Vienna Philharmonic' (Financial Times).\n\nApparently, in the post-period-performance era, there is no longer a consensus as to what constitute great Beethoven playing. Most informed listeners do acknowledge the greatness of Furtwngler, Toscanini, Klemperer, Karajan and Kleiber; at the same time, they may also laud the HIP cycles of Norrington, Gardiner, Hogwwod, Brggen and above all Harnoncourt; yet even, they may claim Mackerras, Zinman and most recently Vnsk to be the greatest of them all. Why? Well, because the latter three sort of make an allegedly convincing compromise between traditional but 'outdated' romanticism and narrow-minded but 'correct' period performances--that is, supposedly the best of both worlds.\n\nSanta Fe listener has provided rather telling descriptions of the Minnesota/Vnsk approach to the Beethoven Symphonies under the individual releases--'brisk, clipped, and lacking in tension [...] he is precise but cautious, and he limits Beethoven to a narrow emotional scope'. I would like to add that this cycle stands out for largely eliminating any sense of originality or individuality--both amongst individual players but above all as to the middle-of-the-road, lightly period-spiced interpretations themselves. In combination with the surgically refined recorded SACD sound, the end result is the most perfectly sterilised Beethoven playing this reviewer has yet come across. In actual fact, what I believe BIS has succeeded in doing is to throw the greatest series of music ever conceived into an ultra-refined digital washing machine and return as universally pleasing a product as ever manufactured out of it--immaculate but essentially deprived of emotions, extremes and damning evidence of the fact that these nine revolutionary works forever changed the notion of music.\n\nIndeed, we are very much faced with Contemporary Collective Mediocrity. But why the four stars then? Well, it cannot be denied that BIS, Vnsk and the Minnesota players actually manage some level of Underdog Greatness. Having grown up in the digital era, alas, I do have trouble with pre-stereo recordings; naturally, I easily get seduced by truly state-of-the-art multi-channel sound--spectacular in its disarming naturalness. Moreover, always having had a sweet tooth for technically flawless playing, I cannot but marvel at the perfectly blended virtuosity of the Minnesota ensemble. Therefore, this reviewer finds much to enjoy in the First, Second, Fourth and Eighth Symphonies, which suffer the least by the overall unemotional approach. Also the Fifth and Seventh are at least partly successful--although there is little profundity to be found in the second movements, whereas the relatively brisk speeds in the outer movements (if still marginally slower than both Karajan and Kleiber) render some exciting but indeed unaffectionate results. At the other end of the spectrum, the Third, Sixth and Ninth all fall quite far from greatness, with more than a little reluctance to acknowledge the beginning of the Romantic era in music. The immaculate orchestral execution (here virtually on the same level as that of the Chicago and Cleveland orchestras) and multi-channel demonstration sound (5.0, not 5.1) elevate Vnsk's Beethoven cycle to the four-star category--even if the emotional dilution, mostly evident in those three Symphonies dividable with 3, more than warrants a minus.\n\nConsequently, I am happy to be accused for being disillusioned, cynical and unimaginative as I proclaim the likelihood of Karajan's first Berlin traversal being surpassed in these post-period times is about as slim as a snowball's chance in hell ...\n\nREFERENCE: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/BPO-Karajan-I/dp/B000056OBA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">BPO/Karajan I</a>"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: New product. Never used!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Arctic Preludes from the Master of Brilliantly Cool Observations\n\nReview: This is not an entirely easy review to write. Why is that? Because although acknowledging Pollini has vast pianistic capabilities, I belong to those who seldom find he has been able to channel them into rewarding musical ends. Pollini's 1972 Prokofiev Seventh and Stravinsky Petrushka Movements doubtlessly belong to my short list of most brilliantly executed piano playing. Unfortunately, instead of exploiting this repertoire to his advantage (e.g. in Bartok, Messiaen or Ligeti), Pollini has devoted most of his career to the (somewhat augmenting the term) Romantics, stretching from Beethoven to Debussy. More often than not, the results to my ears can to be likened to technically immaculate but musically cool observations.\n\nThis disc of Chopin Preludes, together with the Etudes disc (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Chopin-Etudes/dp/B000001G5H/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Chopin: Etudes</a>), serves as a model example: the G major and D major--brilliant if just plain cold; the F-sharp minor--harsh rather than dramatic or passionate; the E major--certainly not very beautiful in tone; the C-sharp minor and G-sharp minor--like being observed rather than performed; the F-sharp major and A-flat major--just compare with Ohlsson and you will know the difference when it comes to real beauty; the E-flat minor--again harsh and bangy; the B-flat minor--surely brilliant but not in the Argerich or Pogorelich sense that you get emotionally swept away; the E-flat major--well, I'm just left indifferent (Pogorelich is priceless here!); the B-flat major--along the same lines, this is not very plastic playing; lastly the D minor--a lot of loud notes but little of dynamically dramatic sweep.\n\nTo sum up: brilliant indeed, no nonsense or fuzz, musically coolly detached, alarmingly harsh and inelastic tone production (alas, further emphasised by DG's overly fierce and cold recording quality). My recommendations for, respectively, fiery and sparkling, celestially beautiful, and uniquely individual and memorable Preludes safely remain with Argerich, Ohlsson and Pogorelich.","Product: In the words of Gramophone, \"These performances....have great range of colour, a symphonic momentum, and a real sense of scale...Katsaris produces an altogether remarkable clarity of texture, encompassing all the melodic strands and colours. His virtuosity...is amazing but it is not so much his dazzling keyboard command but the Beethovenian vehemence and dramtic fire that makes this so convincing...Katsaris leaves you with the impression that there are two or pianists at the keyboard, such is his ability to conjure up a variety of orchestra timbres.\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: (+) Extraordinarily Romantic and Pianistic Beethoven Symphonies\n\nReview: Transcribing the greatest cycle of music from the full symphony orchestra to the comparatively limited scope of the piano would seem like an insurmountable task. And for most great pianist-composers it probably was, except Franz Liszt. I believe the inimitable success of Liszt's achievement has not been fully recognised either by pianists or audiences. In fact, to find any of them programmed by a major (or minor) pianist is somewhere between rare and impossible.\n\nTo my knowledge, only four pianists have committed all nine to disc: Katsaris, Biret, Howard and Scherbakov. Both <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Scherbakov/dp/B000IY062K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Scherbakov</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Howard/dp/B000002ZT9/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Howard</a> have their merits--my lack of enthusiasm for Biret's annoyingly willful playing (currently being re-released on her own IBA label together with the Concertos and Sonatas) has been amply described elsewhere--but Katsaris surpass both of them with a substantial margin. Even though Liszt's ability to think up endlessly varied piano textures and figurations is beyond reproach, some level of repetitiveness is virtually inescapable in certain movements (e.g. Second/II, Sixth/II and Seventh/I)--there is only so much one can do with ten fingers and the percussive mechanics of a piano.\n\nTrading Beethoven's epoch-making orchestral writing for Liszt's pianistically inflated reductions--sounds like an absolutely preposterous venture, does it not? Indeed, regardless of how extraordinarily Katsaris renders the Third, Fifth and Ninth Symphonies, it goes without saying that Beethoven's originals are as priceless as they are irreplaceable. Still, and forgive me for swearing in church, forced to live with one version only, I would actually consider choosing the Lisztian versions of the Fourth and Eighth. Katsaris's trademark ability to vary repeats (he observes most of them throughout) and to augment sonorities (especially in the lower bass tessitura) work wonders here--as well as in the Eroica's Funeral March, where his ripping sub-bass cluster chord creates an earth shatter at the end of the fugal 'development'. His tempos are generally grand, in the traditional manner (too much so in the Third/II and Fifth/III), but daringly exciting in Finales of the Third, Seventh and Ninth.\n\nWhat deserves special mention is Katsaris's world-premiere recording of the Ninth Symphony. Initially, Liszt found the fourth movement of the Ninth impossible to transcribe for two hands only--hence, it took another two years until the four-hand, two-piano version of 1863 was replaced. What Liszt achieved here in terms of extending the boundaries of piano playing is in the same league as his own Etudes and Alkan's Op 39 Etudes, the Concerto for Solo Piano in particular. The first movement is impressively grand--Katsaris's recapitulation is, again, truly earth-shattering. The Scherzo's multiple voices come across with unbelievable clarity. But the show-stopper is the Finale, where Katsaris's sheer stamina in the near-impossible cascades of notes demands to be heard. The plus added to the four stars is to highlight that Katsaris's Ninth should be part of any piano connoisseur's discography.\n\nJust having reviewed Vnsk's immaculately played and recorded, but emotionally inhibited, <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Minnesota-cycle/dp/B002QEXN6Q/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Minnesota cycle</a> on BIS, I concluded that we are not likely to see the revolutionary romanticism of Karajan's first BPO cycle being surpassed in these post-period times. Therefore, with an unfailing bias for the piano, it is most refreshing to immerse oneself in Katsaris's extraordinarily romantic and pianistic Beethoven Symphonies--caught in serviceable, if somewhat unnatural, 1980s Teldec sonics.\n\nREFERENCE: This One","Product: Concerto pour piano seul Op 39 n° 8 à 10 - Troisième Recueil de chants op.65 / Marc-André Hamelin, piano\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: (*) Everyone: Keep a copy if everything goes wrong!\n\nReview: Sorry for my adding a sixth star. But what to, then? Five inflated amazon.com stars simply aren't enough for a transnational treasure like this.\n\nTo say the least, it would be somewhat foolish not to believe that no single human being has heard all live and recorded performances of every living and dead pianist. In this case, that doesn't really matter as sensible extrapolation is sufficiently second-best. In front of you is one of the best piano performances of all times and centuries--possibly THE best (only the Almighty himself would know).\n\nThe conclusion is actually not that complex to arrive at. Look at the score, listen to comments by such proven experts as Liszt and Busoni, examine the competition, and then turn on the CD player. Some hints: the score's technical difficulty surpasses virtually everything else; Liszt has often been said to probably have been the greatest ever pianist, fearing no one, but of course Alkan; the competition, consisting of no mean pianists, keeps struggling with getting through all the notes (including Smith, Ogdon and Gibbons); hence, what do you hear?\n\nI fully do understand why people throw away words like 'machine' or 'inhuman' trying to understand what they hear. As far as I know, Mr Hamelin is indeed very much a human being (have personally been blessed with several opportunities to verify that statement, first-hand); the difference is just that his pianistic abilities so apparently surpass everyone else's that things get somewhat awkward--or perhaps rather turned entirely upside down. Yes, Hamelin plays as good live as on record.\n\nIs Alkan's Solo Concerto that greatest piano work ever written? No, but considering the perverse neglect it's been exposed to ever since composed, one might say it's indeed the greatest relative to its recognition. But even the sun has its spots, and so has the Concerto. Personally, I would have tried to substitute some of the first movement's innumerable broken right-hand octaves--but, on the other hand, admittedly I'm not a particularly great composer.\n\nAs to the competition, actually there is some--not from Smith, Ogdon or Gibbons, but from Hamelin himself; claims on Gibbons being the benchmark are best just ignored. How would I know? I can actually confess to having learnt loving this Concerto through Gibbon's recording (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Alkan-12-tudes-Op-39/dp/B0000030PK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Alkan: 12 tudes, Op. 39</a>--don't ask how many times I've played it, only my CD player would know). However, since the arrival of Hamelin's first rendition (Music & Arts), when listening to Gibbons, I only end up paying attention to all those instances where the score extends beyond the reach of all 'human', or better normally-skilled, pianists. With Hamelin's remake out, the only reason for still allowing Gibbons shelf space would be minor-key Etudes Nos 1-3 and 11, not yet recorded by Hamelin.\n\nTo conclude, my previous desert island disc (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Charles-Valentin-Alkan-Concerto-For-Solo-Piano/dp/B000001OFE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Charles-Valentin Alkan: Concerto For Solo Piano</a>) thus has now been replaced--which is exactly what I feared in my previous review after having learnt of the pending remake. Why? Hexameron very accurately points out that the remake shows 'greater vision', with the first movement in particular being 'more dynamically contrasting and passionate'. However, he is wrong when it comes to tempo, energy and excitement, where the first rendition still is unsurpassed, if by a tiny margin. The differences between the two versions are in the details rather in overall conception, in contrast to the entirely 'revamped [...] delivery' being suggested in Hexameron's review. What tips the scales for me is the greater relaxed, sophisticated beauty of the remake, realised through a vastly superior recorded sound--in fact one of Hyperion's better (Potton Hall), not far from the reference reproduction of Demidenko's definitive Liszt Sonata (Snape Maltings--<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Nikolai-Demidenko-Plays-Liszt/dp/B00026W67M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Nikolai Demidenko Plays Liszt</a>). I don't mean to diminish the bonus value of the addition of Troisieme recueil de chants to the catalogue, exceedingly charming as they are--they just play in an altogether division.\n\nIf everything goes wrong, this is the one disc worth preserving to demonstrate to other civilisations, species, or whatever they may be, what mankind referred to as piano playing.","Product: HMF 901909; HARMONIA MUNDI - Francia; Classica da camera Piano\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: (+) Record of the Year? Well, Hardly!\n\nReview: A few weeks ago, this three-disc and final installment in Paul Lewis's complete Beethoven Sonatas survey was awarded the prestigious Gramophone Record of the Year accolade. Having been a Gramophone subscriber some five years ago, I do (actually more did) on average value its reviews. However, I seldom take them at face value, especially when it comes to British artists or labels. Having said that, similar tendencies can easily be identified when it comes to the Grammy Awards and American artists or labels.\n\nBack to Gramophone: In the last 30 years, only 11* out of the Records of the Year winners can be considered non-British. One of these makes up the only solo piano Record of the Year--Zimerman's dazzling Debussy Preludes in 1994. Hence, you would expect something really out of the ordinary in pianistic terms from the second-ever solo piano Record of the Year. Furthermore, considering the short-listed competition, a merely 'out of the ordinary' disc wouldn't be enough to beat one of the most spectacular piano records of all times--Hamelin's Alkan Solo Concerto remake. So, let's pose the big question: is Mr Lewis, very much British by the way, able to deliver a worthy Record of the Year?\n\nThe answer is rather simple: No, he isn't. Does he make an embarrassment out of himself and, even more importantly, the collective Gramophone reviewers? Well, almost, in some instances, had it not been for the third disc of the Opp 109-111 Sonatas. Let's take a quick look at my preconditions for this disc and review: (1) Lewis is a disciple of the 'great' Alfred Brendel; (2) I consider Mr Brendel to be one of the most overrated and lackluster pianists of our time; (3) I made my worst-ever cost/benefit record investment into Brendel's third (and hopefully last!) 1990s complete cycle of the Beethoven Sonatas (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Beethoven-Complete-Piano-Sonatas/dp/B0000041DZ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Beethoven: Complete Piano Sonatas</a>); (4) my reference Beethoven Sonatas cycle is Richard Goode's, due to his matchless combination of articulation, pacing, tone production and imagination (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Beethoven-The-Complete-Sonatas/dp/B000005J2D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Beethoven: The Complete Sonatas</a>); (5) I'm currently in the process of collecting Ohlsson's (one of my three favourite pianists by the way) cycle, which looks set to give Goode a really good(e) run for his money!\n\nThe first disc of the Lewis set covers the three Op 10 Sonatas--the first in C minor being the 'Little Pathétique', the second in F major being one of Beethoven's lightest, and the third in D major being one of his most ambitious in the Classical style, though not successful. Already in the C minor Sonata we encounter the main problem with Lewis's playing (probably to a large extent thanks to his mentor), namely that he is too heavily serious and unsmiling. Indeed, this Sonata is comparatively serious, which doesn't mean it needs to sound this heavy and unsparkling--just compare with the airily articulate and witty Goode account. Lewis is far more successful in the lighter F major Sonata, where he far more idiomatically captures the spirit of the music. In my youth, I actually spent some time learning the Presto first movement of the D major Sonata. Lewis is vastly more successful than I ever was at turning this somewhat puzzling movement into something worthwhile; his first movement is in fact rather excellent. Nevertheless, in the serious Largo e mesto second movement he again gets caught up in exaggerating and dragging matters, as if trying to convince us of some deep gravity--which I personally question Beethoven had in mind. Little bit along the same lines, the Menuetto and Rondo get deprived of the positive buoyancy of Goode's renditions. ***(+)\n\nThe second disc juxtaposes the great Op 28 'Pastorale' and Op 81a 'Les Adieux' Sonatas with the two petty Op 49 Sonat(in)es in between. The Pastorale is one of my favourite Beethoven Sonatas; having said that, it is very difficult to bring off--much like his Pastorale Symphony, constantly risking being turned into an over-Romanticised cliché. Although it was more than 10 years ago, I can't stop admire the marvelous combination of rural simplicity and refined pianism Boris Berezovsky brought to this Sonata in a live Beethoven Sonatas recital (Örebro Concert Hall, Sweden). Goode's studio version certainly isn't bad either--miles ahead of Lewis's ponderous version of the Allegro and Scherzo first and third movements, respectively. Things do get better in the Rondo, whereas the Andante second movement is pretty beautiful (Lewis seems to share Beethoven's own affinity for this favourite movement). Lewis's Op 49 is very average, largely unmemorable. The Les Adieux is the real dud of this 3-disc set--possibly even less vital than Brendel's heavy 1990s version, and above all even less squarely characterised. **(+)\n\nThe third and final disc gathers Beethoven's three ultimate (in double aspect) Op 109-111 Sonatas. These are evidently three masterpieces, never really having been entirely surpassed but rather equaled (or perhaps further developed) by the two great Romantic B minor Sonatas (by Chopin and Liszt, respectively). Thanks to this third disc, no one can claim Lewis to be a mere second-rate Beethoven player. Here he amply surpasses his ultra-stiff mentor, whose 1990s account of these Sonatas is a real dull to put it mildly. To me, these Sonatas confirm that Beethoven not only is the greatest Classicist but also the greatest early Romantic pioneer. Lewis credibly puts this in his playing, delivering accounts that more than hold their own against virtually any other version--especially a magical E major Sonata. ****(+)\n\nFinally, Harmonia Mundi's Teldex Studio recording is quite good, if slightly yielding in naturalness and brilliance to Nonesuch's ditto for Goode. So, will I acquire the three preceding Lewis volumes? Well, it probably goes without saying that I will continue collecting the Ohlsson treasures, leaving little shelf space for another seemingly merely average cycle--that is: ***(+)\n\nAlmost forgot it...--the Reocord of the Year? Well, by a landslide Hamelin's Alkan Concerto (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Alkan-Concerto-for-solo-piano-Troisi-egrave-me-recueil-de-chants/dp/B000TT1QM8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Alkan: Concerto for solo piano; Troisième recueil de chants</a>)!\n\n* 1980, 1982, 1984, 1986, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1994, 2003, 2004, 2006","Product: HMF 901909; HARMONIA MUNDI - Francia; Classica da camera Piano\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: (+) Record of the Year? Well, Hardly!\n\nReview: A few weeks ago, this three-disc and final installment in Paul Lewis's complete Beethoven Sonatas survey was awarded the prestigious Gramophone Record of the Year accolade. Having been a Gramophone subscriber some five years ago, I do (actually more did) on average value its reviews. However, I seldom take them at face value, especially when it comes to British artists or labels. Having said that, similar tendencies can easily be identified when it comes to the Grammy Awards and American artists or labels.\n\nBack to Gramophone: In the last 30 years, only 11* out of the Records of the Year winners can be considered non-British. One of these makes up the only solo piano Record of the Year--Zimerman's dazzling Debussy Preludes in 1994. Hence, you would expect something really out of the ordinary in pianistic terms from the second-ever solo piano Record of the Year. Furthermore, considering the short-listed competition, a merely 'out of the ordinary' disc wouldn't be enough to beat one of the most spectacular piano records of all times--Hamelin's Alkan Solo Concerto remake. So, let's pose the big question: is Mr Lewis, very much British by the way, able to deliver a worthy Record of the Year?\n\nThe answer is rather simple: No, he isn't. Does he make an embarrassment out of himself and, even more importantly, the collective Gramophone reviewers? Well, almost, in some instances, had it not been for the third disc of the Opp 109-111 Sonatas. Let's take a quick look at my preconditions for this disc and review: (1) Lewis is a disciple of the 'great' Alfred Brendel; (2) I consider Mr Brendel to be one of the most overrated and lackluster pianists of our time; (3) I made my worst-ever cost/benefit record investment into Brendel's third (and hopefully last!) 1990s complete cycle of the Beethoven Sonatas (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Beethoven-Complete-Piano-Sonatas/dp/B0000041DZ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Beethoven: Complete Piano Sonatas</a>); (4) my reference Beethoven Sonatas cycle is Richard Goode's, due to his matchless combination of articulation, pacing, tone production and imagination (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Beethoven-The-Complete-Sonatas/dp/B000005J2D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Beethoven: The Complete Sonatas</a>); (5) I'm currently in the process of collecting Ohlsson's (one of my three favourite pianists by the way) cycle, which looks set to give Goode a really good(e) run for his money!\n\nThe first disc of the Lewis set covers the three Op 10 Sonatas--the first in C minor being the 'Little Pathétique', the second in F major being one of Beethoven's lightest, and the third in D major being one of his most ambitious in the Classical style, though not successful. Already in the C minor Sonata we encounter the main problem with Lewis's playing (probably to a large extent thanks to his mentor), namely that he is too heavily serious and unsmiling. Indeed, this Sonata is comparatively serious, which doesn't mean it needs to sound this heavy and unsparkling--just compare with the airily articulate and witty Goode account. Lewis is far more successful in the lighter F major Sonata, where he far more idiomatically captures the spirit of the music. In my youth, I actually spent some time learning the Presto first movement of the D major Sonata. Lewis is vastly more successful than I ever was at turning this somewhat puzzling movement into something worthwhile; his first movement is in fact rather excellent. Nevertheless, in the serious Largo e mesto second movement he again gets caught up in exaggerating and dragging matters, as if trying to convince us of some deep gravity--which I personally question Beethoven had in mind. Little bit along the same lines, the Menuetto and Rondo get deprived of the positive buoyancy of Goode's renditions. ***(+)\n\nThe second disc juxtaposes the great Op 28 'Pastorale' and Op 81a 'Les Adieux' Sonatas with the two petty Op 49 Sonat(in)es in between. The Pastorale is one of my favourite Beethoven Sonatas; having said that, it is very difficult to bring off--much like his Pastorale Symphony, constantly risking being turned into an over-Romanticised cliché. Although it was more than 10 years ago, I can't stop admire the marvelous combination of rural simplicity and refined pianism Boris Berezovsky brought to this Sonata in a live Beethoven Sonatas recital (Örebro Concert Hall, Sweden). Goode's studio version certainly isn't bad either--miles ahead of Lewis's ponderous version of the Allegro and Scherzo first and third movements, respectively. Things do get better in the Rondo, whereas the Andante second movement is pretty beautiful (Lewis seems to share Beethoven's own affinity for this favourite movement). Lewis's Op 49 is very average, largely unmemorable. The Les Adieux is the real dud of this 3-disc set--possibly even less vital than Brendel's heavy 1990s version, and above all even less squarely characterised. **(+)\n\nThe third and final disc gathers Beethoven's three ultimate (in double aspect) Op 109-111 Sonatas. These are evidently three masterpieces, never really having been entirely surpassed but rather equaled (or perhaps further developed) by the two great Romantic B minor Sonatas (by Chopin and Liszt, respectively). Thanks to this third disc, no one can claim Lewis to be a mere second-rate Beethoven player. Here he amply surpasses his ultra-stiff mentor, whose 1990s account of these Sonatas is a real dull to put it mildly. To me, these Sonatas confirm that Beethoven not only is the greatest Classicist but also the greatest early Romantic pioneer. Lewis credibly puts this in his playing, delivering accounts that more than hold their own against virtually any other version--especially a magical E major Sonata. ****(+)\n\nFinally, Harmonia Mundi's Teldex Studio recording is quite good, if slightly yielding in naturalness and brilliance to Nonesuch's ditto for Goode. So, will I acquire the three preceding Lewis volumes? Well, it probably goes without saying that I will continue collecting the Ohlsson treasures, leaving little shelf space for another seemingly merely average cycle--that is: ***(+)\n\nAlmost forgot it...--the Reocord of the Year? Well, by a landslide Hamelin's Alkan Concerto (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Alkan-Concerto-for-solo-piano-Troisi-egrave-me-recueil-de-chants/dp/B000TT1QM8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Alkan: Concerto for solo piano; Troisième recueil de chants</a>)!\n\n* 1980, 1982, 1984, 1986, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1994, 2003, 2004, 2006","Product: There are few living pianists so well-known and with such legendary status as Evgeny Kissin. A former child prodigy, Kissin came to international attention in March 1984 when, at the age of twelve, he performed Chopin's Piano Concertos 1 & 2 with the Moscow State Philharmonic. Since then he has gone on to win countless prizes and plaudits. He now brings his considerable talents to Beethoven's five magnificent piano concertos, recording them for the first time as a complete cycle.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: (+) Kissin Back? Partly, in the Rondos\n\nReview: Did I look forward to receiving my copy of Kissin's Beethoven Concertos cycle? Oh, very much indeed. Was I disappointed? Well, both yes and no: It is rather well established by now that Kissin lost some of his (youthful?) naturalness and impetuousness somewhere around the Millennium Shift; however, his final RCA disc rendered one of the best-ever accounts of the Scriabin Third Sonata and Stravinsky Petrushka Movements (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Scriabin-Sonata-No-3-Five-Preludes-Medtner-Sonata-Reminiscenza-Stravinsky-Three-Movements-from-Ptrouchka/dp/B000AYEJ08/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Scriabin: Sonata No. 3; Five Preludes; Medtner: Sonata Reminiscenza; Stravinsky: Three Movements from Ptrouchka</a>). 'Prodigious technique', 'nearly superhuman keyboard mastery', 'almost chocolate-like tone' and similar descriptions do represent Kissin's playing at its very best. In this 3-disc set, alas, there are too few of those moments. All too often, Kissin sounds as if he would rather have taken some well-deserved recreational beach resort holidays.\n\nLuckily, having spent the equivalent c$30, there are some moments of sunlight as well in the discs--that is the Rondo movements, most notably of the Second, Third and Fourth Concertos. Unfortunately, there certainly are quite a few things to detract even the most ardent Kissin fans from most first and virtually all second movements. The first two Concertos fare reasonably well (notably including the first movements), whereas the last three all display a rather problematic journey before culminating in often breathtaking, if somewhat self-centered, Rondo movements. For once, I almost entirely agree with Jed Distler (ClassicsToday)--identifying both 'vulgar tempo distensions' as well as a 'tendency to put pianistic effect first while gliding over the specific linear qualities of Beethoven's style'.\n\nLet's examine a few examples: First Concerto--is Kissin actually awake in the First Concerto's slow movement?; there are more than just a few ugly tones (e.g. at 2:27) in the exciting but markedly forced Rondo. Second Concerto--why isn't there any magic whatsoever in the slow movement? (as much a question to Davis). Third Concerto--is Kissin afraid of the first movement? (the development section at is a long standstill, whereas the Cadenza is the most hesitant I've heard). Fourth Concerto--although the first movement is fairly fumbling it contains some lovely playing (chocolate indeed!), what the heck is Kissin doing at 7:24 and 15:12, respectively? (completely out of any basic pulse--speaking of which, he finds about ten different in the Cadenza); 'The [...] slow movement's anguished build-up of trills rarely has come off so nonplussed and uninvolved' (Distler), which is a great pity to say the least, given the smashing Rondo (amongst the best on record!). Fifth Concerto--the principally heroic first movement has seldom sounded so feeble (but here the main blame should lie with Davis), with a particularly weak opening Cadenza; the slow movement is more of a sleeping pill than desirably dreamlike (those coarse trills at 4:43-5:19 simply should never have been let through); the Rondo, if dashing, still suffers from some less than beautiful passagework.\n\n[...] Nonetheless, thanks to the Rondos, I'm still very eager to hear Kissin in Prokofiev's thrilling Second Concerto. Let's just hope for some substitution of orchestra, conductor and engineers.\n\n***(+) is not so bad after all--more than decent First and Second Concertos, a super-dull Third save the Rondo, a Fourth that could have been great with a scorching Rondo, and a Fifth that disappoints (more Davis than Kissin)--apparently more than enough to be a candidate for next year's Gramophone Record of the Year (cf. <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Beethoven-Piano-Sonatas-Vol-4/dp/B0012Y1I4K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Beethoven: Piano Sonatas, Vol. 4</a>), not least taking into account that both orchestra, conductor and label are very much British. For an overall recommendable Beethoven Concertos cycle, which isn't that easy to come by (both Perahia/Haitink, Pollini/Abbado, Schiff/Haitink, Uchida/Sanderling and Zimerman/Bernstein are far from flawless), I will keep holding on to Fleisher/Szell (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Beethoven-The-5-Piano-Concertos-Mozart-Concerto-No-25/dp/B0000026GM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Beethoven: The 5 Piano Concertos/Mozart: Concerto No. 25</a>--at times available at the remarkable Amazon price of $[...]).\n\nOn a final note, the first disc contains an individualised link to a new online 'EMI Classics Club' community at opendisc.net. The idea looks both good and auspicious, at least having the potential to keep classical music up with the times...\n\n[Hope you opted for this incarnation rather than the more than double priced import!]","Product: Garrick Ohlsson, piano - Leila Josefowicz, violon - Carter Brey, violoncelle - Elizabeth Man, flûte - Ewa Podles, contralto - Orchestre Philharmonique de Varsovie - Kazimierz Kord, direction\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Was There Ever a One Complete Box Set to Have--THIS IS IT!\n\nReview: Being a proud owner of the complete original Arabesque Recordings incarnations, I don't really have any intention of buying this box--other than as a safe copy for my safe deposit box--or a possible freeze down. The reasons?: (1) Chopin is the greatest piano composer the world has seen; (2) Garrick Ohlsson is the greatest Chopin interpreter in the stereo era; (3) this is one of the most valuable complete composer cycles ever, notwithstanding the fact that the closest competition is limited--Biret being about as complete (save the chamber works and songs) but still uncompetitive on all accounts, the DG and Brilliant Classics complete cycles being spread over various good and less good pianists, Ashkenazy and Magaloff including the solo piano works only, and Rubinstein, Francois and Arrau being collections rather than complete surveys.\n\nTo make a rather long story short, Chopin's piano music has been my great musical love since 12 years of age. I did play a fair proportion of it during my teenage years; I've been listening to it, thinking of it, humming it, studying it and in every single aspect of the word cherishing it ever since.\n\nI must try to be moderate, considering the scope and guidelines of this review format, though awfully difficult it is: I have never heard Chopin's piano music played with such beauty, naturalness, command and total perfection! Mr Ohlsson is obviously born with some kind of unique sense of how Chopin's music is to be realised. Superficially considering some of his tempos, rubatos and dynamics, they may appear a trifle self-confident or exaggerated; however, hearing them in their context, they always sound perfectly natural, motivated and infinitely beautiful--or, in short, perfect if there ever was any such thing in music interpretation.\n\nFurthermore, the recorded piano sound is one of the most beautiful ever attained. Those lovely Bsendorfer Grands often sound metallic and harsh on record--e.g. in Biret's Chopin and Brahms series on Naxos or Kocsis's Bartok series on Philips (even if considerably better than the former); in Arabesque's reproduction, however, the instrument's inherent beauty is a true source of wonder. (Indeed, the concertante works were recorded on a Steinway, whereas the Mazurkas, Songs and Chamber Works were recorded on a Mason & Hamlin, especially rebuilt in 1994 by William Schneider for Mr Ohlsson.)\n\nIs it possible to capture the boundless beauty of Chopin's music in squared box of less than a square foot? Sounds not very likely, does it? Take my word for it, whatever it may be worth--there is no conceivable way of coming closer than this little box set.\n\nThis comparatively brief overall review is supplemented by detailed reviews of each individual volume of the series, juxtaposed with interesting rival versions, respectively. Next up are the Ballades, last two Rondos, Scherzos and Variations of the 3rd and 4th volumes. We're all first and foremost heavily indebted to Arabesque Recordings for realising this epoch-making record project, but also to Hyperion Records for making it available again to a greater audience and at bargain price (do check out amazon.co.uk, or some dedicated British mail order dealers!).\n\nHere is the complete list, indicating that the Preludes, Polonaises & Impromptus, Masterpieces & Miniatures and Etudes are five-star instalments, whereas the Nocturnes and Mazurkas extend beyond any conventional measures--dessert island stuff, very much so indeed:\n1st Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-1-Sonatas/dp/B000000T7Z/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 1 ~ Sonatas</a>) ****(+)\n2nd Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-2-Preludes/dp/B000000T80/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 2 - Preludes</a>) *****(-)\n3rd Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-3-Ballades/dp/B000000T81/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 3 - Ballades</a>) ****(+)\n4th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-4-Scherzi-Variations/dp/B000000T84/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 4 ~ Scherzi & Variations</a>) ****(-)\n5th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-5-Polonaises-Impromptus/dp/B000000T8D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 5 ~ Polonaises & Impromptus</a>) *****(-)\n6th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-6-Nocturnes/dp/B000000T8N/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 6 ~ Nocturnes</a>) *****(+)\n7th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-7-Waltzes/dp/B000000T93/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 7 ~ Waltzes</a>) ****\n8th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-8-Masterpieces-Miniatures/dp/B000000T9K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 8 ~ Masterpieces & Miniatures</a>) *****\n9th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-9-The-Orchestral-Works/dp/B000005ZYU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 9 ~ The Orchestral Works</a>) ***(+)\n10th Volume (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-10-Etudes/dp/B00000DCQR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 10 - Etudes</a>) *****\n11th Volume (Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 11 - Mazurkas) *****(+)\n12th Volume (Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works, Vol. 12 - Songs) ****\n13th Volume (Chopin: Complete Piano Works Vol 13 - Chamber Works) ****(+)\n\nNB: In case of emergency--save your family, dogs, wallet...and this box!","Product: The piano pieces of Chopin have continually enchanted, awed and fascinated listeners (including his fellow composers) for the better part of two centuries. In celebration of the 200th anniversary of his birth, here's the ultimate Chopin collection: his complete works as performed by Argerich, Pires, Pollini, Zimerman and more of the greatest Chopin interpreters of our time. You'll hear the new generation of piano masters, too, such as Rafal Blechacz and Yundi Li as you hear Piano Concertos; Works for Piano and Orchestra; Mazurkas; Nocturnes; Polonaises; Preludes; Impromptus; Scherzos; Rondos; Piano Sonatas; Waltzes; Chamber Music; Songs , and more, drawn from the very best recordings from the Deutsche Grammophon and Decca catalogs!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: There is Not Much Greatness about DG's Chopin Anniversary Box\n\nReview: Chopin lovers have certainly no trouble spending their money this year. On the 150th anniversary of his death in 1999, DG released a complete Chopin edition entitled '<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Man-and-His-Music/dp/B00001X58Z/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Man and His Music</a>'. To commemorate the 200th anniversary of his birth, the 17-disc set has now been repackaged and somewhat modified--as well as significantly reduced in price.\n\nThe main changes are the near-exclusion of Jean-Marc Luisada's contributions, which were recorded especially for the 1999 edition; the Waltzes and Mazurkas have instead been filled by Ashkenazy's three-decade old Decca recordings, which does constitute an improvement. The movement of the Nocturnes moved from Barenboim to Pires is an improvement as well--but the real highlight here is the upgrade in Zimerman's Concertos; his poised but understated 1979/1980 accounts have been replaced with his extraordinarily deeply felt 1999 remakes with himself conducting.\n\nRegrettably, Argerich's blazing Preludes have given way to Blechacz's comparatively cautious account, whereas Li has replaced Bunin in the Impromptus. Worse, though, Pollini still retains the largest proportion in the form of the Etudes, Scherzos, mature Polonaises, Second and Third Sonatas, as well as the Berceuse and Barcarolle. Certain quarters keep lauding Pollini's Chopin, which was considered novel in the postmodernist 1960s for its cleanliness and technical perfection, but has become largely outdated due to its near-complete lack of sensitivity and emotional impact. The Universal Classics back catalogue contains far preferable versions of all these works--Magaloff or Ashkenazy in the Etudes, Pogorelich in the Scherzos, Harasiewicz or Ashkenazy in the Polonaises, Pogorelich or Argerich in the Sonatas, as well as Ashkenazy or Pires in the Berceuse and Zimerman or Argerich in the Barcarolle.\n\nAgainst this background, there is not much greatness to be found in this complete Chopin compilation; only Zimerman's Concertos and Ballades, Ashkenazy's Waltzes and Argerich's marginalised contributions (Opp 3, 22 & 65) would qualify. Not even the price below $50 is all that attractive when <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/EMI-s-competing-offer/dp/B002UCDVAC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">EMI's competing offer</a>, on balance about equal in quality, only costs just about half as much in Europe. Nonetheless, at only a few bucks more on the UK market, Ohlsson's reference survey reissued by Hyperion remains by far the most desirable treasure in this Chopin year.\n\nREFERENCE: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Ohlsson/dp/B001F4YGUA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Ohlsson</a>","Product: Hamelin plays Hamelin: a glimpse into the fabulously bizarre musical mind of one of the greatest piano virtuosos of today. Marc-Andr Hamelin's twelve tudes, written over a period of nearly twenty-five years, have already achieved cult status by reputation as pianistic challenges beyond the reach of most human fingers. That they will immediately take their place in the concert repertoire of any pianist who thinks themself equal to them is indicated by their contemporaneous publication by Peters Edition New York. The disc is completed by more of Hamelin's compositions, including the quiet and reflective Con intissimo sentimento and the musical love poem Cathy's Variations. As a whole it is a detailed portrait of this talented and complex musician.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Anomaly: An Immensely Enjoyable Disc of Contemporary Piano Music\n\nReview: This was supposed to be a review of Hamelin's reference recording of the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Scriabin-Sonatas/dp/B00000300U/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Scriabin Sonatas</a>, but just having read the 'A very cold virtuoso's work' review by Jon Appleton, himself a published and recorded composer, I quickly wrote up the following instead.\n\nHaving had the opportunity to hear Mr Hamelin live a number of times since 2000, I was already convinced he is the greatest living wizard of the art of piano playing. Therefore, one would expect the Etudes originating from his pen to be something out of the ordinary--at least as far as technical considerations go. And no-one would probably argue about the technical achievement here, which not only looks back to the tradition of Chopin, Liszt, Alkan, Debussy, Scriabin, Godowsky, Sorabji et al but also offers some advancement. What I believe Mr Hamelin has done is to create a rich transtemporal buffet of largely diatonic piano studies, meticulously prepared by the hands of a master chef, spiced with all of his patented tricks and above all his intriguing wit.\n\nFrom a musical point of view, we are obviously not faced with the discovery of another set of Chopin or Debussy Etudes; we are not either quite in the league of Sorabji or Ligeti as to originality. That said, Hamelin's Etudes are the continuation of the kind of late-romantic pianist-composer pastiches mastered by the likes of Godowsky and later Horowitz--and as such, they are individual and interesting enough by a good margin to preserve both in print (Edition Peters) and on record. Does that mean they are automatically 'cold' and 'emotionless', as suggested by Jon Appleton? Well, if responses like awesome, jaw-dropping, fiendish, hilarious, witty and over-the-top belong to this category, then yeah. If not, one can wonder whether similar superficial two-word dismissals rather are to be seen as projections of the commentators' personal frustrations and shortcomings.\n\nI tend to prefer the more outlandish pastiches to the more serious compositions: Even after extensive revision (humanisation, as it were) No 3 (after Paganini-Liszt) remains the most pianistically dazzling, whereas No 6 (after Scarlatti) is the most memorable (having caused me a rather persistent earworm); another favourite is the lilting No 9 (after Rossini). As for the non-pastiches (albeit the line is blurry), I find Nos 2, 8 and 11 comparatively non-memorable, whereas No 5 (Toccata grottesca) and above all No 12 (Prelude and Fugue, of which the latter is insanely taxing) are masteretudes. For those who have cherished the preceding <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Composer-Pianists/dp/B000009PZ3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Composer-Pianists</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Kaleidoscope/dp/B00005QIT6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Kaleidoscope</a> albums, which have featured five of the Etudes, this disc is the cherry on the cake.\n\nWhen it comes to Hamelin's more personal compositions, whose technical demands are considerably more approachable, I regret to admit that I have found their quality to be variable: Little Nocturne and the suite 'Con intimissimo sentimento', which I first heard live in its entirety together with the 6th Etude nearly a decade ago, ultimately fail to leave a lasting impression. What surprised me greatly, though, was the utterly charming Cathy's Variations, written as a portrait of Hamelin's fiance--indeed, a pure delight.\n\nThe bottom line is that this is an immensely enjoyable and rewarding disc of contemporary piano music. Hand on your heart: how many such do you have in your collection? I think this is the very reason why it has received, and is likely to continue receiving, cheap shots from people like Jon Appleton (as a matter of fact, much similar to the hostility feminists tend to show their female superiors!) In this respect, naturally, it does not help that the composer's own execution is as Olympian as ever--which should, and hopefully will, be rewarded accordingly.","Product: Concerto for solo piano\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Alkan and Hamelin Redefine Pianism\n\nReview: There simply cannot be enough praise for this extraordinary recording of one of the most unfairly neglected masterpieces of music of all time. I do not want to undermine my writing with exaggerated use of superlatives--which anyway would not be capable of describing this strangely hidden treasure of priceless music and pianism. What Hamelin actually manages to accomplish with his only ten fingers is beyond reproach.\n\nPick any pianistic feature or trick--you will find them all in Alkan's masterpiece, executed by Hamelin to a degree of perfection most other pianists could only equal in their dreams. His absolute command and natural fluency of the music is not likely to be surpassed in the foreseeable future.\n\nIndeed, <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Gibbon-s/dp/B0000030PK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Gibbon's</a> ASV or <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Smith-s/dp/B0000CE7FF/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Smith's</a> EMI versions may well be worth acquiring--not for comparison, which simply would not make much sense, but for a better recorded piano sound. That is namely my only reservation about this disc--the fact that the recorded sound of the, alas, Yamaha instrument is terribly boxy and unnatural.\n\nOn this near 50-minute disc, Alkan and Hamelin redefine the notion of pianism--that is, what is physically possible to achieve, given one piano and two hands. I cannot see what could replace this desert island record, other than a Steinway/Hyperion remake in opulent sound.\n\nAPPENDIX: Since Hamelin's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/remake/dp/B000TT1QM8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">remake</a> of the Alkan Concerto was released by Hyperion in September 2007, this desert island disc has indeed effectively been replaced. The remake not only features vastly superior near-demonstration sound but also greater delicacy and refinement.","Product: Apparition n° 1 - Rhapsodies n° 2 & n° 13 - Nuages Gris - Waldesrauschen, etc. / Marc-André Hamelin, piano\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Too Technically Immaculate for its Own Good\n\nReview: Playing the piano isn't easy. 'Really, for sure (as one wouldn't know!)?' Yes, definitely for sure. Playing Bach and Beethoven isn't easy--playing Ravel and Messiaen even more so--playing Scriabin and Rachmaninov yet even more so--but perhaps the most difficult composers to play are Chopin and Liszt. 'Why is that?' Because their music is so masterfully composed with such immaculate understanding of the instrument. I would assert that throwing a Chopin or Liszt Etude or Ballade is the ultimate calling card to verify whether or not we're dealing with an accomplished pianist.\n\nIn recent years, it has been increasingly acknowledged that Marc-Andre Hamelin probably is the overall most accomplished pianist currently alive--technically as well interpretatively. 'Why then has it taken such time for people to pick that up--or even more to the point, why are there still so many allegedly learned musical people who refuse to recognise it?' Well, my guess is the reason being the fact that Hamelin has focused almost exclusively on lesser-known works and composers, often so technically demanding that few other pianists have bothered even trying, hence, limiting the material for comparisons. 'Any examples?' Try any of his Alkan, Godowsky or Medtner and you will instantly know.\n\nAgainst that background, this Liszt recital from 1996 is all the more welcome. I think I'll just spell it out for you right away: I don't think there is any other living (or dead) pianist that can play Liszt like this--at least I haven't been able find any evidence pointing in any other direction. 'Can you elaborate, please.' Well, I haven't heard any other pianist being able to negotiate all the myriad notes Liszt throw at the performer with such complete and unforced ease. 'But his interpretations are not as profound as the likes of Arrau, Berman or Bolet!' Wrong again, they are actually even more profound as Hamelin, by simple logic, finds himself more relative room to bring out the profoundness of the interpretations. 'But his 13th Hungarian Rhapsody is more boring than Cziffra's!' Yes, indeed it is--until reaching the Vivace section, which is boiling and sparkling like no other version. As a matter of fact, virtually every single performance on this CD sets new standards--most notably so Waldesrauschen, Un Sospiro, the 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody and probably most of all Reminiscences de Don Juan.\n\nAll-in-all, here you have amongst the most consummate Liszt playing imaginable--so good that it sort of makes some people alienated or perhaps envious. At least, that's a way of trying to understand such silly labels like 'Focused on Virtuosity', 'the glass is half empty', 'Brilliant but flawed' or 'Technically superb, musically moribund'. All the same, these are better just ignored as they rather reflect shortcomings in the respective reviewers rather than this recording.\n\nThe Wigmore Hall recording leaves little to be desired. 'But 62:37 is short measure these days!' Then, jump right into Hamelin's bonus cadenza for the 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody and you'll find yourself gasping, jaw-dropping and cheering for another 10 or 15 minutes. Rest assured that you won't find higher pleasurable returns per invested unit of money than this Liszt recital.","Product: ARGERICH MARTHA CHOPIN: 24 PRELUDIOS OP. 28 / SON. N. 2\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: (+) Flawed, but Unequally Exciting\n\nReview: Do you like your Chopin Preludes exciting and sizzling? Then, have no doubt who is your woman; Argerich's Preludes belong to her most impetuous and lively studio performances. You might wonder where she finds all the energy--and the answer is, at least in most instances, in Chopin's uniquely original and inspirational score. Having said that, there are indeed instances where her edge-of-the-seat energy gets the best of her, pushing aside such other central features as poetry, tonal beauty, articulation and relaxed calm.\n\nThe level of excitement Argerich's conjures up in the F-sharp minor, B-flat minor, F minor, E-flat major, G minor and D minor Preludes is peerless. The above-described downsides chiefly reveal themselves in the G major through blurry articulation (partly patched up by overpedaling), in the F-sharp major through relentless unwillingness to allow the gorgeous sonorities to resonate, in the D-flat major through rushing the raindrops into near-flooding proportions (again using excess pedaling), in the B-flat minor through almost pushing it over the edge, in the E-flat major through losing the poetic pliability, and in the B-flat major Prelude through creating unsolicited aggressiveness.\n\nDespite the flaws, I certainly wouldn't want to be without Argerich's blistering Chopin Preludes. This is the coupling to have, i.e. with a reference Second Sonata; this revolutionary work is perhaps better suited to Argerich's nail-biting pianism than any other in the Chopin oeuvre. The first two movements are virtually as exciting as they can be, still revealing some lovely tone production in the lyrical sections. The spooky Finale largely falls into the same category. The one spot is (again!) the pedaling of the Funeral March that very much messes up the firm processional quality. Alternatively, the coupling with an unusually swinging Barcarolle, a breakneck Second Scherzo, and a turbo-dancing Op 53 Polonaise is also highly desirable--as of now available at a slightly lower price (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Chopin-26-Preludes-Polonaises-etc/dp/B00000E32T/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Chopin: 26 Preludes; Polonaises, etc.</a>). Nonetheless, to get the complete range of Chopin's Preludes, free up shelf space for Ohlsson (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-2-Preludes/dp/B000000T80/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 2 - Preludes</a>) and Pogorelich (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Chopin-Prludes-Op-28/dp/B000001GC8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Chopin: Prludes, Op. 28</a>).","Product: All of Puccini's popular operas are represented in this 17-CD boxed set, as well as the less frequently heard titles La Rondine, La Fanciulla del West, and Il Trittico. Also included are highlights from Le Villi, an early work by Puccini that is almost never performed. The recordings (all stereo) come from EMI's unrivalled operatic catalog and feature some of the greatest stars in the world of opera, including: Montserrat Caball and Plcido Domingo in Manon Lescaut; Mirella Freni and Nicolai Gedda in La Bohme; Maria Callas, Carlo Bergonzi, and Tito Gobbi in Tosca; Victoria de los ngeles and Jussi Bjrling in Madama Butterfly; Roberto Alagna and Angela Gheorghiu in La Rondine; Neil Shicoff and Maria Guleghina in Il Tabarro (from Il Trittico); Tito Gobbi and Victoria de los ngeles in Gianni Schicchi (from Il Trittico); Birgit Nilsson in La Fanciulla del West; and more!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: (+) 10.1 Puccini Operas for Less than a KFC Family Feast!\n\nReview: I am writing this review in the running up to Christmas. That is why I would like to promote the eminence of this item as a boxed gift set--costing even less than a KFC Family Feast (some $30 here at Amazon, or below 20 at UK websites like MDT and Presto). An insane comparison? Actually not, as I believe most families would be far better off with Puccinian calories during the season holidays rather than yet more junk-food dittos.\n\nWhat EMI provides for this tiny amount is the complete Puccini operas on 17 discs, save Edgar and most of Le Villi. Indeed, Decca has a competing offer on <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/15-discs/dp/B000YCLR6K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">15 discs</a>, priced even lower here (not so in the UK, though); its main strength lies in Decca's superior sound quality--astonishingly thrilling and lifelike for the 1950s--whereas Tebaldi's featuring in every single opera is not consistently an asset (e.g. Mimi and Cio-Cio-San).\n\nEMI has, like Decca, included only stereo recordings, which means that some of the most acclaimed opera recordings ever made--the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/1953-Callas-Sabata-Tosca/dp/B002N4DZ30/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">1953 Callas/Sabata Tosca</a> and the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/1956-Beecham-La-Bohme/dp/B000063UM0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">1956 Beecham La Bohme</a>--had to be excluded. There are certainly no bad recordings here, but at the same time few first choices: only the fabulous 1958 Gobbi/Angeles/Santini Gianni Schicchi and Nilsson's 1962 assumption of Turandot would qualify without hesitation. On the other hand, it would be hard to impossible to gather these 10.1 operas from one label and do any better in terms of overall quality than this.\n\nManon Lescaut features Caball/Domingo/Bartoletti from 1971 in a somewhat weird performance, mainly let down by the sound which is both one-dimensional and unnatural, making Domingo's des Grieux sounding coarse (cf his <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/remake-with-Freni/dp/B000N4SJK6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">remake with Freni</a> on DG)--although Bartoletti's conducting is at least one level below that of Levine and Sinopoli, amounting to the low point of the set.\n\nLa Bohme with Freni/Gedda/Sereni/Adani/Schippers was taped in 1962/3 when Freni's voice was purity defined. By today's standards it is a very good reading, but when compared to <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Freni-s-1972-platinum-remake/dp/B0000041TD/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Freni's 1972 platinum remake</a> with Pavarotti and Karajan, it sounds a bit dull and under-characterised--which, on the other hand, holds true for any other version. All the same, Gedda's unromantic and essentially non-Italianate Rodolfo is a drawback.\n\nThe 1964/5 Tosca with Callas/Bergonzi/Gobbi/Prtre is controversial in the sense that it offers a stereo remake of the infinitely praised 1953 'definitive' version, which caught the arguably greatest trio of Italianate voices in their prime. As much as I love that classic recording, I am exceedingly pleased to add the remake in far superior sound, Gobbi sounding possibly even more evil as Scarpia, Bergonzi replacing di Stefano as a sweeter Cavaradossi, and Callas outshining her younger self in delivering the most complete, three-dimensional assumption of the supreme dramatic-soprano role (naturally, her infamous high notes cannot compete with the decade-earlier performance, but they are stable enough not to ruin the show).\n\nMadama Butterfly cast with Angeles/Bjrling/Santini from 1959 is a truly great recording (I do not worry about the close miking nearly as much as others do). The problem here, though, is that Butterfly may be the ultimate 'listen-only' opera, which is why there are several other great versions, of which at least <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Freni-Pavarotti-Karajan/dp/B0000041S8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Freni/Pavarotti/Karajan</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Scotto-Bergonzi-Barbirolli/dp/B000G03Q46/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Scotto/Bergonzi/Barbirolli</a> are overall preferable.\n\nThe sadly underrated La fanciulla del West gets a very good reading from Nilsson/Gibin/Mongelli/Matacic, recorded in 1958. Regrettably, the sound is stereo but rather limited, whereas Gibin's Johnson does sound like a non-star performance. Even if Nilsson may be the greatest Minnie on record, I still prefer <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Neblett-Domingo-Milnes-Mehta/dp/B000174LUM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Neblett/Domingo/Milnes/Mehta</a> overall.\n\nThis is my first encounter with La Rondine, here given by Gheorghiu/Alagna/Pappano. I do not have any quibbles with the performance, which earned the Gramophone Record of the Year accolade in 1997, but rather with the light, forgettable operetta music that does not show Puccini from his best side. That said, at 2 including excerpts from the Second Act of Le Villi as well as 'Morire?' for voice and piano (Alagna & Pappano), who am I to complain?\n\nIl trittico's three one-act operas are dominated by Pappano conducting the LSO and Philharmonia in excellent sound from the late-1990s: Il tabarro features an underrated Shicoff, whereas Geulfi and Guleghina sound mediocre at best (the latter's voice turns rather unpleasant above the stave); Suor Angelica stars Gallardo-Doms who sings adequately, if without much personality; alas, di Nissa's outright ugly La zia principessa ruins an otherwise atmospheric and well-conducted performance.\n\nSaving the best for second-to-last, indeed the last part of Il trittico: Gobbi in the hilarious Gianni Schicchi is pure operatic gold, with de los Angeles appropriately angelic in the ubiquitous 'O mio babbino caro', Santini finding the ideal balance between farce and seriosity, and EMI's 1958 sound surpassing the label's normal quality.\n\nNilsson's 1965 Turandot could have been the greatest on record, had not Pavarotti, Caball and Ghiaurov joined the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/1972-Decca-performance/dp/B0000041Q3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">1972 Decca performance</a> and Karajan not conducted the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/1981-DG-account/dp/B000001G9X/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">1981 DG account</a>. Even though Nilsson remains unsurpassed as the ice princess, Corelli, Scotto and Giaiotti cannot quite match the Decca cast (only let down by Sutherland in the title role), and Molinari-Pradelli with the Rome orchestra are no match for the spell Karajan weaves with the VPO.\n\nIf it is too late to get this set for Christmas, at least make sure you have it by New Year.","Product: Deutsche Grammophon is pleased to announce the signing of an exclusive recording-agreement with the pianist Ingolf Wunder, winner of the second prize at the 2010 Warsaw International Chopin Competition. Noted critic John Allison described his appearances as: \"Standing room filled up for Ingolf Wunder,indicating that he is now the audience's favorite. It's not hard to see why,and his E minor Concerto had authority right from the opening statement. Wunder has a way of capturing an audience's attention with poetry and emotion; his playing is about sound, not just notes, and in that respect he was in a league of own.\"\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Wondrously Soporific Yellow Label Debut Chopin Playing\n\nReview: Anyone interested in the 2010 Chopin Competition runner-up from Austria should seek out the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/live-twofer/dp/B004X28OBI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">live twofer</a> taken for his performances during the competition rounds. The simple reason being that this studio debut on DG, recorded a couple of months after the competition, is one of the sleepiest Chopin recitals released on the Yellow Label as far as my memory stretches. Ironically, Wunder has all the technique and stamina to produce vital Chopin playing; instead he elects to halt all momentum and underplay any kind of contrast or drama in an attempt (my guess) to search for a deeper meaning--something that however totally eludes him.\n\nFor a Chopin fanatic like myself, it is endlessly interesting to compare the winners of the 16 different Chopin Competitions, which includes some of the greatest pianists of modern times (the 7-disc <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/International-Chopin-Piano-Competitions/dp/B004VTFSJO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">International Chopin Piano Competitions</a> is invaluable in this respect). Even though, thankfully, the jury awarded the far more individual and imaginative Aveedeva the First Prize in 2010, Wunder received two of the special jury prizes (best concerto and Polonaise-Fantaisie) as well as the audience prize, which makes him a particularly close runner-up, as it were. Nevertheless, comparisons with Argerich, Ohlsson, Zimerman and above all Sultanov (who also received a 2nd Prize ex aequo in 1995) reveal that Wunder belongs firmly in the category of technically impeccable but musically prosaic Chopin winners--together with above all Davidovich, Pollini, Dang Thai Son and Yundi Li.\n\nThis disc contains three of the greatest works written for the piano, beginning with the Third Sonata in B minor. As always, Chopin is altruistically generous with heavenly bel canto melodies and patented pianistic figurations; of all this, Wunder makes more or less nothing--instead he opts for lethargic tempos, literalness and understatement (the fiery Presto Finale has never sounded so tame). Alas, the Polonaise-Fantaisie is done the same way. Yet it is in one of the top-five piano pieces of all time, the Fourth Ballade in F minor, that Wunder disappoints the most: his elegiac opening is indeed promising, but of this becomes nothing as the laboured heaviness firmly takes charge already in the first extended variation on the opening theme at 3:31--whereas the heart-wrenching Coda at 10:31 becomes little more than a piteous puff.\n\nMy hopes were that Wunder at least would finish on a positive note with the Andante spianato and Grande Polonaise, as in Stage II of the competition: even if it does not contain some of Chopin's best music, its lightness did bring out the best of Wunder in that his heavy touch became somewhat more delicate and varied. However, at 15:12 (5:24 and 9:48, respectively), this ought to be one of the slowest and weightiest accounts on record--indeed, 'wondrously' soporific!\n\nIn spite of uncommonly warm piano sound from the DG engineers, I regret to conclude that this may be made be the most anaesthetic Chopin disc having been issued on the Yellow Label in recent memory. My best advice is that anyone interested in brilliantly youthful Chopin playing seeks out Daniil Trifonov's marvellous but hard-to-obtain <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Decca-debut-recital/dp/B004UQ1G0I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Decca debut recital</a>.\n\nREFERENCE: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Ohlsson/dp/B001F4YGUA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Ohlsson</a>"],"string":"[\n \"Product: New product. Never used!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Arctic Preludes from the Master of Brilliantly Cool Observations\\n\\nReview: This is not an entirely easy review to write. Why is that? Because although acknowledging Pollini has vast pianistic capabilities, I belong to those who seldom find he has been able to channel them into rewarding musical ends. Pollini's 1972 Prokofiev Seventh and Stravinsky Petrushka Movements doubtlessly belong to my short list of most brilliantly executed piano playing. Unfortunately, instead of exploiting this repertoire to his advantage (e.g. in Bartok, Messiaen or Ligeti), Pollini has devoted most of his career to the (somewhat augmenting the term) Romantics, stretching from Beethoven to Debussy. More often than not, the results to my ears can to be likened to technically immaculate but musically cool observations.\\n\\nThis disc of Chopin Preludes, together with the Etudes disc (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Chopin-Etudes/dp/B000001G5H/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Chopin: Etudes</a>), serves as a model example: the G major and D major--brilliant if just plain cold; the F-sharp minor--harsh rather than dramatic or passionate; the E major--certainly not very beautiful in tone; the C-sharp minor and G-sharp minor--like being observed rather than performed; the F-sharp major and A-flat major--just compare with Ohlsson and you will know the difference when it comes to real beauty; the E-flat minor--again harsh and bangy; the B-flat minor--surely brilliant but not in the Argerich or Pogorelich sense that you get emotionally swept away; the E-flat major--well, I'm just left indifferent (Pogorelich is priceless here!); the B-flat major--along the same lines, this is not very plastic playing; lastly the D minor--a lot of loud notes but little of dynamically dramatic sweep.\\n\\nTo sum up: brilliant indeed, no nonsense or fuzz, musically coolly detached, alarmingly harsh and inelastic tone production (alas, further emphasised by DG's overly fierce and cold recording quality). My recommendations for, respectively, fiery and sparkling, celestially beautiful, and uniquely individual and memorable Preludes safely remain with Argerich, Ohlsson and Pogorelich.\",\n \"Product: In the words of Gramophone, \\\"These performances....have great range of colour, a symphonic momentum, and a real sense of scale...Katsaris produces an altogether remarkable clarity of texture, encompassing all the melodic strands and colours. His virtuosity...is amazing but it is not so much his dazzling keyboard command but the Beethovenian vehemence and dramtic fire that makes this so convincing...Katsaris leaves you with the impression that there are two or pianists at the keyboard, such is his ability to conjure up a variety of orchestra timbres.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: (+) Extraordinarily Romantic and Pianistic Beethoven Symphonies\\n\\nReview: Transcribing the greatest cycle of music from the full symphony orchestra to the comparatively limited scope of the piano would seem like an insurmountable task. And for most great pianist-composers it probably was, except Franz Liszt. I believe the inimitable success of Liszt's achievement has not been fully recognised either by pianists or audiences. In fact, to find any of them programmed by a major (or minor) pianist is somewhere between rare and impossible.\\n\\nTo my knowledge, only four pianists have committed all nine to disc: Katsaris, Biret, Howard and Scherbakov. Both <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Scherbakov/dp/B000IY062K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Scherbakov</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Howard/dp/B000002ZT9/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Howard</a> have their merits--my lack of enthusiasm for Biret's annoyingly willful playing (currently being re-released on her own IBA label together with the Concertos and Sonatas) has been amply described elsewhere--but Katsaris surpass both of them with a substantial margin. Even though Liszt's ability to think up endlessly varied piano textures and figurations is beyond reproach, some level of repetitiveness is virtually inescapable in certain movements (e.g. Second/II, Sixth/II and Seventh/I)--there is only so much one can do with ten fingers and the percussive mechanics of a piano.\\n\\nTrading Beethoven's epoch-making orchestral writing for Liszt's pianistically inflated reductions--sounds like an absolutely preposterous venture, does it not? Indeed, regardless of how extraordinarily Katsaris renders the Third, Fifth and Ninth Symphonies, it goes without saying that Beethoven's originals are as priceless as they are irreplaceable. Still, and forgive me for swearing in church, forced to live with one version only, I would actually consider choosing the Lisztian versions of the Fourth and Eighth. Katsaris's trademark ability to vary repeats (he observes most of them throughout) and to augment sonorities (especially in the lower bass tessitura) work wonders here--as well as in the Eroica's Funeral March, where his ripping sub-bass cluster chord creates an earth shatter at the end of the fugal 'development'. His tempos are generally grand, in the traditional manner (too much so in the Third/II and Fifth/III), but daringly exciting in Finales of the Third, Seventh and Ninth.\\n\\nWhat deserves special mention is Katsaris's world-premiere recording of the Ninth Symphony. Initially, Liszt found the fourth movement of the Ninth impossible to transcribe for two hands only--hence, it took another two years until the four-hand, two-piano version of 1863 was replaced. What Liszt achieved here in terms of extending the boundaries of piano playing is in the same league as his own Etudes and Alkan's Op 39 Etudes, the Concerto for Solo Piano in particular. The first movement is impressively grand--Katsaris's recapitulation is, again, truly earth-shattering. The Scherzo's multiple voices come across with unbelievable clarity. But the show-stopper is the Finale, where Katsaris's sheer stamina in the near-impossible cascades of notes demands to be heard. The plus added to the four stars is to highlight that Katsaris's Ninth should be part of any piano connoisseur's discography.\\n\\nJust having reviewed Vnsk's immaculately played and recorded, but emotionally inhibited, <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Minnesota-cycle/dp/B002QEXN6Q/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Minnesota cycle</a> on BIS, I concluded that we are not likely to see the revolutionary romanticism of Karajan's first BPO cycle being surpassed in these post-period times. Therefore, with an unfailing bias for the piano, it is most refreshing to immerse oneself in Katsaris's extraordinarily romantic and pianistic Beethoven Symphonies--caught in serviceable, if somewhat unnatural, 1980s Teldec sonics.\\n\\nREFERENCE: This One\",\n \"Product: Concerto pour piano seul Op 39 n° 8 à 10 - Troisième Recueil de chants op.65 / Marc-André Hamelin, piano\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: (*) Everyone: Keep a copy if everything goes wrong!\\n\\nReview: Sorry for my adding a sixth star. But what to, then? Five inflated amazon.com stars simply aren't enough for a transnational treasure like this.\\n\\nTo say the least, it would be somewhat foolish not to believe that no single human being has heard all live and recorded performances of every living and dead pianist. In this case, that doesn't really matter as sensible extrapolation is sufficiently second-best. In front of you is one of the best piano performances of all times and centuries--possibly THE best (only the Almighty himself would know).\\n\\nThe conclusion is actually not that complex to arrive at. Look at the score, listen to comments by such proven experts as Liszt and Busoni, examine the competition, and then turn on the CD player. Some hints: the score's technical difficulty surpasses virtually everything else; Liszt has often been said to probably have been the greatest ever pianist, fearing no one, but of course Alkan; the competition, consisting of no mean pianists, keeps struggling with getting through all the notes (including Smith, Ogdon and Gibbons); hence, what do you hear?\\n\\nI fully do understand why people throw away words like 'machine' or 'inhuman' trying to understand what they hear. As far as I know, Mr Hamelin is indeed very much a human being (have personally been blessed with several opportunities to verify that statement, first-hand); the difference is just that his pianistic abilities so apparently surpass everyone else's that things get somewhat awkward--or perhaps rather turned entirely upside down. Yes, Hamelin plays as good live as on record.\\n\\nIs Alkan's Solo Concerto that greatest piano work ever written? No, but considering the perverse neglect it's been exposed to ever since composed, one might say it's indeed the greatest relative to its recognition. But even the sun has its spots, and so has the Concerto. Personally, I would have tried to substitute some of the first movement's innumerable broken right-hand octaves--but, on the other hand, admittedly I'm not a particularly great composer.\\n\\nAs to the competition, actually there is some--not from Smith, Ogdon or Gibbons, but from Hamelin himself; claims on Gibbons being the benchmark are best just ignored. How would I know? I can actually confess to having learnt loving this Concerto through Gibbon's recording (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Alkan-12-tudes-Op-39/dp/B0000030PK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Alkan: 12 tudes, Op. 39</a>--don't ask how many times I've played it, only my CD player would know). However, since the arrival of Hamelin's first rendition (Music & Arts), when listening to Gibbons, I only end up paying attention to all those instances where the score extends beyond the reach of all 'human', or better normally-skilled, pianists. With Hamelin's remake out, the only reason for still allowing Gibbons shelf space would be minor-key Etudes Nos 1-3 and 11, not yet recorded by Hamelin.\\n\\nTo conclude, my previous desert island disc (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Charles-Valentin-Alkan-Concerto-For-Solo-Piano/dp/B000001OFE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Charles-Valentin Alkan: Concerto For Solo Piano</a>) thus has now been replaced--which is exactly what I feared in my previous review after having learnt of the pending remake. Why? Hexameron very accurately points out that the remake shows 'greater vision', with the first movement in particular being 'more dynamically contrasting and passionate'. However, he is wrong when it comes to tempo, energy and excitement, where the first rendition still is unsurpassed, if by a tiny margin. The differences between the two versions are in the details rather in overall conception, in contrast to the entirely 'revamped [...] delivery' being suggested in Hexameron's review. What tips the scales for me is the greater relaxed, sophisticated beauty of the remake, realised through a vastly superior recorded sound--in fact one of Hyperion's better (Potton Hall), not far from the reference reproduction of Demidenko's definitive Liszt Sonata (Snape Maltings--<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Nikolai-Demidenko-Plays-Liszt/dp/B00026W67M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Nikolai Demidenko Plays Liszt</a>). I don't mean to diminish the bonus value of the addition of Troisieme recueil de chants to the catalogue, exceedingly charming as they are--they just play in an altogether division.\\n\\nIf everything goes wrong, this is the one disc worth preserving to demonstrate to other civilisations, species, or whatever they may be, what mankind referred to as piano playing.\",\n \"Product: HMF 901909; HARMONIA MUNDI - Francia; Classica da camera Piano\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: (+) Record of the Year? Well, Hardly!\\n\\nReview: A few weeks ago, this three-disc and final installment in Paul Lewis's complete Beethoven Sonatas survey was awarded the prestigious Gramophone Record of the Year accolade. Having been a Gramophone subscriber some five years ago, I do (actually more did) on average value its reviews. However, I seldom take them at face value, especially when it comes to British artists or labels. Having said that, similar tendencies can easily be identified when it comes to the Grammy Awards and American artists or labels.\\n\\nBack to Gramophone: In the last 30 years, only 11* out of the Records of the Year winners can be considered non-British. One of these makes up the only solo piano Record of the Year--Zimerman's dazzling Debussy Preludes in 1994. Hence, you would expect something really out of the ordinary in pianistic terms from the second-ever solo piano Record of the Year. Furthermore, considering the short-listed competition, a merely 'out of the ordinary' disc wouldn't be enough to beat one of the most spectacular piano records of all times--Hamelin's Alkan Solo Concerto remake. So, let's pose the big question: is Mr Lewis, very much British by the way, able to deliver a worthy Record of the Year?\\n\\nThe answer is rather simple: No, he isn't. Does he make an embarrassment out of himself and, even more importantly, the collective Gramophone reviewers? Well, almost, in some instances, had it not been for the third disc of the Opp 109-111 Sonatas. Let's take a quick look at my preconditions for this disc and review: (1) Lewis is a disciple of the 'great' Alfred Brendel; (2) I consider Mr Brendel to be one of the most overrated and lackluster pianists of our time; (3) I made my worst-ever cost/benefit record investment into Brendel's third (and hopefully last!) 1990s complete cycle of the Beethoven Sonatas (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Beethoven-Complete-Piano-Sonatas/dp/B0000041DZ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Beethoven: Complete Piano Sonatas</a>); (4) my reference Beethoven Sonatas cycle is Richard Goode's, due to his matchless combination of articulation, pacing, tone production and imagination (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Beethoven-The-Complete-Sonatas/dp/B000005J2D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Beethoven: The Complete Sonatas</a>); (5) I'm currently in the process of collecting Ohlsson's (one of my three favourite pianists by the way) cycle, which looks set to give Goode a really good(e) run for his money!\\n\\nThe first disc of the Lewis set covers the three Op 10 Sonatas--the first in C minor being the 'Little Pathétique', the second in F major being one of Beethoven's lightest, and the third in D major being one of his most ambitious in the Classical style, though not successful. Already in the C minor Sonata we encounter the main problem with Lewis's playing (probably to a large extent thanks to his mentor), namely that he is too heavily serious and unsmiling. Indeed, this Sonata is comparatively serious, which doesn't mean it needs to sound this heavy and unsparkling--just compare with the airily articulate and witty Goode account. Lewis is far more successful in the lighter F major Sonata, where he far more idiomatically captures the spirit of the music. In my youth, I actually spent some time learning the Presto first movement of the D major Sonata. Lewis is vastly more successful than I ever was at turning this somewhat puzzling movement into something worthwhile; his first movement is in fact rather excellent. Nevertheless, in the serious Largo e mesto second movement he again gets caught up in exaggerating and dragging matters, as if trying to convince us of some deep gravity--which I personally question Beethoven had in mind. Little bit along the same lines, the Menuetto and Rondo get deprived of the positive buoyancy of Goode's renditions. ***(+)\\n\\nThe second disc juxtaposes the great Op 28 'Pastorale' and Op 81a 'Les Adieux' Sonatas with the two petty Op 49 Sonat(in)es in between. The Pastorale is one of my favourite Beethoven Sonatas; having said that, it is very difficult to bring off--much like his Pastorale Symphony, constantly risking being turned into an over-Romanticised cliché. Although it was more than 10 years ago, I can't stop admire the marvelous combination of rural simplicity and refined pianism Boris Berezovsky brought to this Sonata in a live Beethoven Sonatas recital (Örebro Concert Hall, Sweden). Goode's studio version certainly isn't bad either--miles ahead of Lewis's ponderous version of the Allegro and Scherzo first and third movements, respectively. Things do get better in the Rondo, whereas the Andante second movement is pretty beautiful (Lewis seems to share Beethoven's own affinity for this favourite movement). Lewis's Op 49 is very average, largely unmemorable. The Les Adieux is the real dud of this 3-disc set--possibly even less vital than Brendel's heavy 1990s version, and above all even less squarely characterised. **(+)\\n\\nThe third and final disc gathers Beethoven's three ultimate (in double aspect) Op 109-111 Sonatas. These are evidently three masterpieces, never really having been entirely surpassed but rather equaled (or perhaps further developed) by the two great Romantic B minor Sonatas (by Chopin and Liszt, respectively). Thanks to this third disc, no one can claim Lewis to be a mere second-rate Beethoven player. Here he amply surpasses his ultra-stiff mentor, whose 1990s account of these Sonatas is a real dull to put it mildly. To me, these Sonatas confirm that Beethoven not only is the greatest Classicist but also the greatest early Romantic pioneer. Lewis credibly puts this in his playing, delivering accounts that more than hold their own against virtually any other version--especially a magical E major Sonata. ****(+)\\n\\nFinally, Harmonia Mundi's Teldex Studio recording is quite good, if slightly yielding in naturalness and brilliance to Nonesuch's ditto for Goode. So, will I acquire the three preceding Lewis volumes? Well, it probably goes without saying that I will continue collecting the Ohlsson treasures, leaving little shelf space for another seemingly merely average cycle--that is: ***(+)\\n\\nAlmost forgot it...--the Reocord of the Year? Well, by a landslide Hamelin's Alkan Concerto (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Alkan-Concerto-for-solo-piano-Troisi-egrave-me-recueil-de-chants/dp/B000TT1QM8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Alkan: Concerto for solo piano; Troisième recueil de chants</a>)!\\n\\n* 1980, 1982, 1984, 1986, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1994, 2003, 2004, 2006\",\n \"Product: HMF 901909; HARMONIA MUNDI - Francia; Classica da camera Piano\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: (+) Record of the Year? Well, Hardly!\\n\\nReview: A few weeks ago, this three-disc and final installment in Paul Lewis's complete Beethoven Sonatas survey was awarded the prestigious Gramophone Record of the Year accolade. Having been a Gramophone subscriber some five years ago, I do (actually more did) on average value its reviews. However, I seldom take them at face value, especially when it comes to British artists or labels. Having said that, similar tendencies can easily be identified when it comes to the Grammy Awards and American artists or labels.\\n\\nBack to Gramophone: In the last 30 years, only 11* out of the Records of the Year winners can be considered non-British. One of these makes up the only solo piano Record of the Year--Zimerman's dazzling Debussy Preludes in 1994. Hence, you would expect something really out of the ordinary in pianistic terms from the second-ever solo piano Record of the Year. Furthermore, considering the short-listed competition, a merely 'out of the ordinary' disc wouldn't be enough to beat one of the most spectacular piano records of all times--Hamelin's Alkan Solo Concerto remake. So, let's pose the big question: is Mr Lewis, very much British by the way, able to deliver a worthy Record of the Year?\\n\\nThe answer is rather simple: No, he isn't. Does he make an embarrassment out of himself and, even more importantly, the collective Gramophone reviewers? Well, almost, in some instances, had it not been for the third disc of the Opp 109-111 Sonatas. Let's take a quick look at my preconditions for this disc and review: (1) Lewis is a disciple of the 'great' Alfred Brendel; (2) I consider Mr Brendel to be one of the most overrated and lackluster pianists of our time; (3) I made my worst-ever cost/benefit record investment into Brendel's third (and hopefully last!) 1990s complete cycle of the Beethoven Sonatas (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Beethoven-Complete-Piano-Sonatas/dp/B0000041DZ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Beethoven: Complete Piano Sonatas</a>); (4) my reference Beethoven Sonatas cycle is Richard Goode's, due to his matchless combination of articulation, pacing, tone production and imagination (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Beethoven-The-Complete-Sonatas/dp/B000005J2D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Beethoven: The Complete Sonatas</a>); (5) I'm currently in the process of collecting Ohlsson's (one of my three favourite pianists by the way) cycle, which looks set to give Goode a really good(e) run for his money!\\n\\nThe first disc of the Lewis set covers the three Op 10 Sonatas--the first in C minor being the 'Little Pathétique', the second in F major being one of Beethoven's lightest, and the third in D major being one of his most ambitious in the Classical style, though not successful. Already in the C minor Sonata we encounter the main problem with Lewis's playing (probably to a large extent thanks to his mentor), namely that he is too heavily serious and unsmiling. Indeed, this Sonata is comparatively serious, which doesn't mean it needs to sound this heavy and unsparkling--just compare with the airily articulate and witty Goode account. Lewis is far more successful in the lighter F major Sonata, where he far more idiomatically captures the spirit of the music. In my youth, I actually spent some time learning the Presto first movement of the D major Sonata. Lewis is vastly more successful than I ever was at turning this somewhat puzzling movement into something worthwhile; his first movement is in fact rather excellent. Nevertheless, in the serious Largo e mesto second movement he again gets caught up in exaggerating and dragging matters, as if trying to convince us of some deep gravity--which I personally question Beethoven had in mind. Little bit along the same lines, the Menuetto and Rondo get deprived of the positive buoyancy of Goode's renditions. ***(+)\\n\\nThe second disc juxtaposes the great Op 28 'Pastorale' and Op 81a 'Les Adieux' Sonatas with the two petty Op 49 Sonat(in)es in between. The Pastorale is one of my favourite Beethoven Sonatas; having said that, it is very difficult to bring off--much like his Pastorale Symphony, constantly risking being turned into an over-Romanticised cliché. Although it was more than 10 years ago, I can't stop admire the marvelous combination of rural simplicity and refined pianism Boris Berezovsky brought to this Sonata in a live Beethoven Sonatas recital (Örebro Concert Hall, Sweden). Goode's studio version certainly isn't bad either--miles ahead of Lewis's ponderous version of the Allegro and Scherzo first and third movements, respectively. Things do get better in the Rondo, whereas the Andante second movement is pretty beautiful (Lewis seems to share Beethoven's own affinity for this favourite movement). Lewis's Op 49 is very average, largely unmemorable. The Les Adieux is the real dud of this 3-disc set--possibly even less vital than Brendel's heavy 1990s version, and above all even less squarely characterised. **(+)\\n\\nThe third and final disc gathers Beethoven's three ultimate (in double aspect) Op 109-111 Sonatas. These are evidently three masterpieces, never really having been entirely surpassed but rather equaled (or perhaps further developed) by the two great Romantic B minor Sonatas (by Chopin and Liszt, respectively). Thanks to this third disc, no one can claim Lewis to be a mere second-rate Beethoven player. Here he amply surpasses his ultra-stiff mentor, whose 1990s account of these Sonatas is a real dull to put it mildly. To me, these Sonatas confirm that Beethoven not only is the greatest Classicist but also the greatest early Romantic pioneer. Lewis credibly puts this in his playing, delivering accounts that more than hold their own against virtually any other version--especially a magical E major Sonata. ****(+)\\n\\nFinally, Harmonia Mundi's Teldex Studio recording is quite good, if slightly yielding in naturalness and brilliance to Nonesuch's ditto for Goode. So, will I acquire the three preceding Lewis volumes? Well, it probably goes without saying that I will continue collecting the Ohlsson treasures, leaving little shelf space for another seemingly merely average cycle--that is: ***(+)\\n\\nAlmost forgot it...--the Reocord of the Year? Well, by a landslide Hamelin's Alkan Concerto (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Alkan-Concerto-for-solo-piano-Troisi-egrave-me-recueil-de-chants/dp/B000TT1QM8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Alkan: Concerto for solo piano; Troisième recueil de chants</a>)!\\n\\n* 1980, 1982, 1984, 1986, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1994, 2003, 2004, 2006\",\n \"Product: There are few living pianists so well-known and with such legendary status as Evgeny Kissin. A former child prodigy, Kissin came to international attention in March 1984 when, at the age of twelve, he performed Chopin's Piano Concertos 1 & 2 with the Moscow State Philharmonic. Since then he has gone on to win countless prizes and plaudits. He now brings his considerable talents to Beethoven's five magnificent piano concertos, recording them for the first time as a complete cycle.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: (+) Kissin Back? Partly, in the Rondos\\n\\nReview: Did I look forward to receiving my copy of Kissin's Beethoven Concertos cycle? Oh, very much indeed. Was I disappointed? Well, both yes and no: It is rather well established by now that Kissin lost some of his (youthful?) naturalness and impetuousness somewhere around the Millennium Shift; however, his final RCA disc rendered one of the best-ever accounts of the Scriabin Third Sonata and Stravinsky Petrushka Movements (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Scriabin-Sonata-No-3-Five-Preludes-Medtner-Sonata-Reminiscenza-Stravinsky-Three-Movements-from-Ptrouchka/dp/B000AYEJ08/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Scriabin: Sonata No. 3; Five Preludes; Medtner: Sonata Reminiscenza; Stravinsky: Three Movements from Ptrouchka</a>). 'Prodigious technique', 'nearly superhuman keyboard mastery', 'almost chocolate-like tone' and similar descriptions do represent Kissin's playing at its very best. In this 3-disc set, alas, there are too few of those moments. All too often, Kissin sounds as if he would rather have taken some well-deserved recreational beach resort holidays.\\n\\nLuckily, having spent the equivalent c$30, there are some moments of sunlight as well in the discs--that is the Rondo movements, most notably of the Second, Third and Fourth Concertos. Unfortunately, there certainly are quite a few things to detract even the most ardent Kissin fans from most first and virtually all second movements. The first two Concertos fare reasonably well (notably including the first movements), whereas the last three all display a rather problematic journey before culminating in often breathtaking, if somewhat self-centered, Rondo movements. For once, I almost entirely agree with Jed Distler (ClassicsToday)--identifying both 'vulgar tempo distensions' as well as a 'tendency to put pianistic effect first while gliding over the specific linear qualities of Beethoven's style'.\\n\\nLet's examine a few examples: First Concerto--is Kissin actually awake in the First Concerto's slow movement?; there are more than just a few ugly tones (e.g. at 2:27) in the exciting but markedly forced Rondo. Second Concerto--why isn't there any magic whatsoever in the slow movement? (as much a question to Davis). Third Concerto--is Kissin afraid of the first movement? (the development section at is a long standstill, whereas the Cadenza is the most hesitant I've heard). Fourth Concerto--although the first movement is fairly fumbling it contains some lovely playing (chocolate indeed!), what the heck is Kissin doing at 7:24 and 15:12, respectively? (completely out of any basic pulse--speaking of which, he finds about ten different in the Cadenza); 'The [...] slow movement's anguished build-up of trills rarely has come off so nonplussed and uninvolved' (Distler), which is a great pity to say the least, given the smashing Rondo (amongst the best on record!). Fifth Concerto--the principally heroic first movement has seldom sounded so feeble (but here the main blame should lie with Davis), with a particularly weak opening Cadenza; the slow movement is more of a sleeping pill than desirably dreamlike (those coarse trills at 4:43-5:19 simply should never have been let through); the Rondo, if dashing, still suffers from some less than beautiful passagework.\\n\\n[...] Nonetheless, thanks to the Rondos, I'm still very eager to hear Kissin in Prokofiev's thrilling Second Concerto. Let's just hope for some substitution of orchestra, conductor and engineers.\\n\\n***(+) is not so bad after all--more than decent First and Second Concertos, a super-dull Third save the Rondo, a Fourth that could have been great with a scorching Rondo, and a Fifth that disappoints (more Davis than Kissin)--apparently more than enough to be a candidate for next year's Gramophone Record of the Year (cf. <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Beethoven-Piano-Sonatas-Vol-4/dp/B0012Y1I4K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Beethoven: Piano Sonatas, Vol. 4</a>), not least taking into account that both orchestra, conductor and label are very much British. For an overall recommendable Beethoven Concertos cycle, which isn't that easy to come by (both Perahia/Haitink, Pollini/Abbado, Schiff/Haitink, Uchida/Sanderling and Zimerman/Bernstein are far from flawless), I will keep holding on to Fleisher/Szell (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Beethoven-The-5-Piano-Concertos-Mozart-Concerto-No-25/dp/B0000026GM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Beethoven: The 5 Piano Concertos/Mozart: Concerto No. 25</a>--at times available at the remarkable Amazon price of $[...]).\\n\\nOn a final note, the first disc contains an individualised link to a new online 'EMI Classics Club' community at opendisc.net. The idea looks both good and auspicious, at least having the potential to keep classical music up with the times...\\n\\n[Hope you opted for this incarnation rather than the more than double priced import!]\",\n \"Product: Garrick Ohlsson, piano - Leila Josefowicz, violon - Carter Brey, violoncelle - Elizabeth Man, flûte - Ewa Podles, contralto - Orchestre Philharmonique de Varsovie - Kazimierz Kord, direction\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Was There Ever a One Complete Box Set to Have--THIS IS IT!\\n\\nReview: Being a proud owner of the complete original Arabesque Recordings incarnations, I don't really have any intention of buying this box--other than as a safe copy for my safe deposit box--or a possible freeze down. The reasons?: (1) Chopin is the greatest piano composer the world has seen; (2) Garrick Ohlsson is the greatest Chopin interpreter in the stereo era; (3) this is one of the most valuable complete composer cycles ever, notwithstanding the fact that the closest competition is limited--Biret being about as complete (save the chamber works and songs) but still uncompetitive on all accounts, the DG and Brilliant Classics complete cycles being spread over various good and less good pianists, Ashkenazy and Magaloff including the solo piano works only, and Rubinstein, Francois and Arrau being collections rather than complete surveys.\\n\\nTo make a rather long story short, Chopin's piano music has been my great musical love since 12 years of age. I did play a fair proportion of it during my teenage years; I've been listening to it, thinking of it, humming it, studying it and in every single aspect of the word cherishing it ever since.\\n\\nI must try to be moderate, considering the scope and guidelines of this review format, though awfully difficult it is: I have never heard Chopin's piano music played with such beauty, naturalness, command and total perfection! Mr Ohlsson is obviously born with some kind of unique sense of how Chopin's music is to be realised. Superficially considering some of his tempos, rubatos and dynamics, they may appear a trifle self-confident or exaggerated; however, hearing them in their context, they always sound perfectly natural, motivated and infinitely beautiful--or, in short, perfect if there ever was any such thing in music interpretation.\\n\\nFurthermore, the recorded piano sound is one of the most beautiful ever attained. Those lovely Bsendorfer Grands often sound metallic and harsh on record--e.g. in Biret's Chopin and Brahms series on Naxos or Kocsis's Bartok series on Philips (even if considerably better than the former); in Arabesque's reproduction, however, the instrument's inherent beauty is a true source of wonder. (Indeed, the concertante works were recorded on a Steinway, whereas the Mazurkas, Songs and Chamber Works were recorded on a Mason & Hamlin, especially rebuilt in 1994 by William Schneider for Mr Ohlsson.)\\n\\nIs it possible to capture the boundless beauty of Chopin's music in squared box of less than a square foot? Sounds not very likely, does it? Take my word for it, whatever it may be worth--there is no conceivable way of coming closer than this little box set.\\n\\nThis comparatively brief overall review is supplemented by detailed reviews of each individual volume of the series, juxtaposed with interesting rival versions, respectively. Next up are the Ballades, last two Rondos, Scherzos and Variations of the 3rd and 4th volumes. We're all first and foremost heavily indebted to Arabesque Recordings for realising this epoch-making record project, but also to Hyperion Records for making it available again to a greater audience and at bargain price (do check out amazon.co.uk, or some dedicated British mail order dealers!).\\n\\nHere is the complete list, indicating that the Preludes, Polonaises & Impromptus, Masterpieces & Miniatures and Etudes are five-star instalments, whereas the Nocturnes and Mazurkas extend beyond any conventional measures--dessert island stuff, very much so indeed:\\n1st Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-1-Sonatas/dp/B000000T7Z/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 1 ~ Sonatas</a>) ****(+)\\n2nd Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-2-Preludes/dp/B000000T80/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 2 - Preludes</a>) *****(-)\\n3rd Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-3-Ballades/dp/B000000T81/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 3 - Ballades</a>) ****(+)\\n4th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-4-Scherzi-Variations/dp/B000000T84/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 4 ~ Scherzi & Variations</a>) ****(-)\\n5th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-5-Polonaises-Impromptus/dp/B000000T8D/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 5 ~ Polonaises & Impromptus</a>) *****(-)\\n6th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-6-Nocturnes/dp/B000000T8N/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 6 ~ Nocturnes</a>) *****(+)\\n7th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-7-Waltzes/dp/B000000T93/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 7 ~ Waltzes</a>) ****\\n8th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-8-Masterpieces-Miniatures/dp/B000000T9K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 8 ~ Masterpieces & Miniatures</a>) *****\\n9th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-9-The-Orchestral-Works/dp/B000005ZYU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson - The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 9 ~ The Orchestral Works</a>) ***(+)\\n10th Volume (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-10-Etudes/dp/B00000DCQR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 10 - Etudes</a>) *****\\n11th Volume (Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 11 - Mazurkas) *****(+)\\n12th Volume (Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works, Vol. 12 - Songs) ****\\n13th Volume (Chopin: Complete Piano Works Vol 13 - Chamber Works) ****(+)\\n\\nNB: In case of emergency--save your family, dogs, wallet...and this box!\",\n \"Product: The piano pieces of Chopin have continually enchanted, awed and fascinated listeners (including his fellow composers) for the better part of two centuries. In celebration of the 200th anniversary of his birth, here's the ultimate Chopin collection: his complete works as performed by Argerich, Pires, Pollini, Zimerman and more of the greatest Chopin interpreters of our time. You'll hear the new generation of piano masters, too, such as Rafal Blechacz and Yundi Li as you hear Piano Concertos; Works for Piano and Orchestra; Mazurkas; Nocturnes; Polonaises; Preludes; Impromptus; Scherzos; Rondos; Piano Sonatas; Waltzes; Chamber Music; Songs , and more, drawn from the very best recordings from the Deutsche Grammophon and Decca catalogs!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: There is Not Much Greatness about DG's Chopin Anniversary Box\\n\\nReview: Chopin lovers have certainly no trouble spending their money this year. On the 150th anniversary of his death in 1999, DG released a complete Chopin edition entitled '<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Man-and-His-Music/dp/B00001X58Z/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Man and His Music</a>'. To commemorate the 200th anniversary of his birth, the 17-disc set has now been repackaged and somewhat modified--as well as significantly reduced in price.\\n\\nThe main changes are the near-exclusion of Jean-Marc Luisada's contributions, which were recorded especially for the 1999 edition; the Waltzes and Mazurkas have instead been filled by Ashkenazy's three-decade old Decca recordings, which does constitute an improvement. The movement of the Nocturnes moved from Barenboim to Pires is an improvement as well--but the real highlight here is the upgrade in Zimerman's Concertos; his poised but understated 1979/1980 accounts have been replaced with his extraordinarily deeply felt 1999 remakes with himself conducting.\\n\\nRegrettably, Argerich's blazing Preludes have given way to Blechacz's comparatively cautious account, whereas Li has replaced Bunin in the Impromptus. Worse, though, Pollini still retains the largest proportion in the form of the Etudes, Scherzos, mature Polonaises, Second and Third Sonatas, as well as the Berceuse and Barcarolle. Certain quarters keep lauding Pollini's Chopin, which was considered novel in the postmodernist 1960s for its cleanliness and technical perfection, but has become largely outdated due to its near-complete lack of sensitivity and emotional impact. The Universal Classics back catalogue contains far preferable versions of all these works--Magaloff or Ashkenazy in the Etudes, Pogorelich in the Scherzos, Harasiewicz or Ashkenazy in the Polonaises, Pogorelich or Argerich in the Sonatas, as well as Ashkenazy or Pires in the Berceuse and Zimerman or Argerich in the Barcarolle.\\n\\nAgainst this background, there is not much greatness to be found in this complete Chopin compilation; only Zimerman's Concertos and Ballades, Ashkenazy's Waltzes and Argerich's marginalised contributions (Opp 3, 22 & 65) would qualify. Not even the price below $50 is all that attractive when <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/EMI-s-competing-offer/dp/B002UCDVAC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">EMI's competing offer</a>, on balance about equal in quality, only costs just about half as much in Europe. Nonetheless, at only a few bucks more on the UK market, Ohlsson's reference survey reissued by Hyperion remains by far the most desirable treasure in this Chopin year.\\n\\nREFERENCE: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Ohlsson/dp/B001F4YGUA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Ohlsson</a>\",\n \"Product: Hamelin plays Hamelin: a glimpse into the fabulously bizarre musical mind of one of the greatest piano virtuosos of today. Marc-Andr Hamelin's twelve tudes, written over a period of nearly twenty-five years, have already achieved cult status by reputation as pianistic challenges beyond the reach of most human fingers. That they will immediately take their place in the concert repertoire of any pianist who thinks themself equal to them is indicated by their contemporaneous publication by Peters Edition New York. The disc is completed by more of Hamelin's compositions, including the quiet and reflective Con intissimo sentimento and the musical love poem Cathy's Variations. As a whole it is a detailed portrait of this talented and complex musician.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Anomaly: An Immensely Enjoyable Disc of Contemporary Piano Music\\n\\nReview: This was supposed to be a review of Hamelin's reference recording of the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Scriabin-Sonatas/dp/B00000300U/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Scriabin Sonatas</a>, but just having read the 'A very cold virtuoso's work' review by Jon Appleton, himself a published and recorded composer, I quickly wrote up the following instead.\\n\\nHaving had the opportunity to hear Mr Hamelin live a number of times since 2000, I was already convinced he is the greatest living wizard of the art of piano playing. Therefore, one would expect the Etudes originating from his pen to be something out of the ordinary--at least as far as technical considerations go. And no-one would probably argue about the technical achievement here, which not only looks back to the tradition of Chopin, Liszt, Alkan, Debussy, Scriabin, Godowsky, Sorabji et al but also offers some advancement. What I believe Mr Hamelin has done is to create a rich transtemporal buffet of largely diatonic piano studies, meticulously prepared by the hands of a master chef, spiced with all of his patented tricks and above all his intriguing wit.\\n\\nFrom a musical point of view, we are obviously not faced with the discovery of another set of Chopin or Debussy Etudes; we are not either quite in the league of Sorabji or Ligeti as to originality. That said, Hamelin's Etudes are the continuation of the kind of late-romantic pianist-composer pastiches mastered by the likes of Godowsky and later Horowitz--and as such, they are individual and interesting enough by a good margin to preserve both in print (Edition Peters) and on record. Does that mean they are automatically 'cold' and 'emotionless', as suggested by Jon Appleton? Well, if responses like awesome, jaw-dropping, fiendish, hilarious, witty and over-the-top belong to this category, then yeah. If not, one can wonder whether similar superficial two-word dismissals rather are to be seen as projections of the commentators' personal frustrations and shortcomings.\\n\\nI tend to prefer the more outlandish pastiches to the more serious compositions: Even after extensive revision (humanisation, as it were) No 3 (after Paganini-Liszt) remains the most pianistically dazzling, whereas No 6 (after Scarlatti) is the most memorable (having caused me a rather persistent earworm); another favourite is the lilting No 9 (after Rossini). As for the non-pastiches (albeit the line is blurry), I find Nos 2, 8 and 11 comparatively non-memorable, whereas No 5 (Toccata grottesca) and above all No 12 (Prelude and Fugue, of which the latter is insanely taxing) are masteretudes. For those who have cherished the preceding <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Composer-Pianists/dp/B000009PZ3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Composer-Pianists</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Kaleidoscope/dp/B00005QIT6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Kaleidoscope</a> albums, which have featured five of the Etudes, this disc is the cherry on the cake.\\n\\nWhen it comes to Hamelin's more personal compositions, whose technical demands are considerably more approachable, I regret to admit that I have found their quality to be variable: Little Nocturne and the suite 'Con intimissimo sentimento', which I first heard live in its entirety together with the 6th Etude nearly a decade ago, ultimately fail to leave a lasting impression. What surprised me greatly, though, was the utterly charming Cathy's Variations, written as a portrait of Hamelin's fiance--indeed, a pure delight.\\n\\nThe bottom line is that this is an immensely enjoyable and rewarding disc of contemporary piano music. Hand on your heart: how many such do you have in your collection? I think this is the very reason why it has received, and is likely to continue receiving, cheap shots from people like Jon Appleton (as a matter of fact, much similar to the hostility feminists tend to show their female superiors!) In this respect, naturally, it does not help that the composer's own execution is as Olympian as ever--which should, and hopefully will, be rewarded accordingly.\",\n \"Product: Concerto for solo piano\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Alkan and Hamelin Redefine Pianism\\n\\nReview: There simply cannot be enough praise for this extraordinary recording of one of the most unfairly neglected masterpieces of music of all time. I do not want to undermine my writing with exaggerated use of superlatives--which anyway would not be capable of describing this strangely hidden treasure of priceless music and pianism. What Hamelin actually manages to accomplish with his only ten fingers is beyond reproach.\\n\\nPick any pianistic feature or trick--you will find them all in Alkan's masterpiece, executed by Hamelin to a degree of perfection most other pianists could only equal in their dreams. His absolute command and natural fluency of the music is not likely to be surpassed in the foreseeable future.\\n\\nIndeed, <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Gibbon-s/dp/B0000030PK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Gibbon's</a> ASV or <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Smith-s/dp/B0000CE7FF/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Smith's</a> EMI versions may well be worth acquiring--not for comparison, which simply would not make much sense, but for a better recorded piano sound. That is namely my only reservation about this disc--the fact that the recorded sound of the, alas, Yamaha instrument is terribly boxy and unnatural.\\n\\nOn this near 50-minute disc, Alkan and Hamelin redefine the notion of pianism--that is, what is physically possible to achieve, given one piano and two hands. I cannot see what could replace this desert island record, other than a Steinway/Hyperion remake in opulent sound.\\n\\nAPPENDIX: Since Hamelin's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/remake/dp/B000TT1QM8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">remake</a> of the Alkan Concerto was released by Hyperion in September 2007, this desert island disc has indeed effectively been replaced. The remake not only features vastly superior near-demonstration sound but also greater delicacy and refinement.\",\n \"Product: Apparition n° 1 - Rhapsodies n° 2 & n° 13 - Nuages Gris - Waldesrauschen, etc. / Marc-André Hamelin, piano\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Too Technically Immaculate for its Own Good\\n\\nReview: Playing the piano isn't easy. 'Really, for sure (as one wouldn't know!)?' Yes, definitely for sure. Playing Bach and Beethoven isn't easy--playing Ravel and Messiaen even more so--playing Scriabin and Rachmaninov yet even more so--but perhaps the most difficult composers to play are Chopin and Liszt. 'Why is that?' Because their music is so masterfully composed with such immaculate understanding of the instrument. I would assert that throwing a Chopin or Liszt Etude or Ballade is the ultimate calling card to verify whether or not we're dealing with an accomplished pianist.\\n\\nIn recent years, it has been increasingly acknowledged that Marc-Andre Hamelin probably is the overall most accomplished pianist currently alive--technically as well interpretatively. 'Why then has it taken such time for people to pick that up--or even more to the point, why are there still so many allegedly learned musical people who refuse to recognise it?' Well, my guess is the reason being the fact that Hamelin has focused almost exclusively on lesser-known works and composers, often so technically demanding that few other pianists have bothered even trying, hence, limiting the material for comparisons. 'Any examples?' Try any of his Alkan, Godowsky or Medtner and you will instantly know.\\n\\nAgainst that background, this Liszt recital from 1996 is all the more welcome. I think I'll just spell it out for you right away: I don't think there is any other living (or dead) pianist that can play Liszt like this--at least I haven't been able find any evidence pointing in any other direction. 'Can you elaborate, please.' Well, I haven't heard any other pianist being able to negotiate all the myriad notes Liszt throw at the performer with such complete and unforced ease. 'But his interpretations are not as profound as the likes of Arrau, Berman or Bolet!' Wrong again, they are actually even more profound as Hamelin, by simple logic, finds himself more relative room to bring out the profoundness of the interpretations. 'But his 13th Hungarian Rhapsody is more boring than Cziffra's!' Yes, indeed it is--until reaching the Vivace section, which is boiling and sparkling like no other version. As a matter of fact, virtually every single performance on this CD sets new standards--most notably so Waldesrauschen, Un Sospiro, the 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody and probably most of all Reminiscences de Don Juan.\\n\\nAll-in-all, here you have amongst the most consummate Liszt playing imaginable--so good that it sort of makes some people alienated or perhaps envious. At least, that's a way of trying to understand such silly labels like 'Focused on Virtuosity', 'the glass is half empty', 'Brilliant but flawed' or 'Technically superb, musically moribund'. All the same, these are better just ignored as they rather reflect shortcomings in the respective reviewers rather than this recording.\\n\\nThe Wigmore Hall recording leaves little to be desired. 'But 62:37 is short measure these days!' Then, jump right into Hamelin's bonus cadenza for the 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody and you'll find yourself gasping, jaw-dropping and cheering for another 10 or 15 minutes. Rest assured that you won't find higher pleasurable returns per invested unit of money than this Liszt recital.\",\n \"Product: ARGERICH MARTHA CHOPIN: 24 PRELUDIOS OP. 28 / SON. N. 2\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: (+) Flawed, but Unequally Exciting\\n\\nReview: Do you like your Chopin Preludes exciting and sizzling? Then, have no doubt who is your woman; Argerich's Preludes belong to her most impetuous and lively studio performances. You might wonder where she finds all the energy--and the answer is, at least in most instances, in Chopin's uniquely original and inspirational score. Having said that, there are indeed instances where her edge-of-the-seat energy gets the best of her, pushing aside such other central features as poetry, tonal beauty, articulation and relaxed calm.\\n\\nThe level of excitement Argerich's conjures up in the F-sharp minor, B-flat minor, F minor, E-flat major, G minor and D minor Preludes is peerless. The above-described downsides chiefly reveal themselves in the G major through blurry articulation (partly patched up by overpedaling), in the F-sharp major through relentless unwillingness to allow the gorgeous sonorities to resonate, in the D-flat major through rushing the raindrops into near-flooding proportions (again using excess pedaling), in the B-flat minor through almost pushing it over the edge, in the E-flat major through losing the poetic pliability, and in the B-flat major Prelude through creating unsolicited aggressiveness.\\n\\nDespite the flaws, I certainly wouldn't want to be without Argerich's blistering Chopin Preludes. This is the coupling to have, i.e. with a reference Second Sonata; this revolutionary work is perhaps better suited to Argerich's nail-biting pianism than any other in the Chopin oeuvre. The first two movements are virtually as exciting as they can be, still revealing some lovely tone production in the lyrical sections. The spooky Finale largely falls into the same category. The one spot is (again!) the pedaling of the Funeral March that very much messes up the firm processional quality. Alternatively, the coupling with an unusually swinging Barcarolle, a breakneck Second Scherzo, and a turbo-dancing Op 53 Polonaise is also highly desirable--as of now available at a slightly lower price (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Chopin-26-Preludes-Polonaises-etc/dp/B00000E32T/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Chopin: 26 Preludes; Polonaises, etc.</a>). Nonetheless, to get the complete range of Chopin's Preludes, free up shelf space for Ohlsson (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Garrick-Ohlsson-The-Complete-Chopin-Piano-Works-Vol-2-Preludes/dp/B000000T80/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Garrick Ohlsson: The Complete Chopin Piano Works Vol. 2 - Preludes</a>) and Pogorelich (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Chopin-Prludes-Op-28/dp/B000001GC8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Chopin: Prludes, Op. 28</a>).\",\n \"Product: All of Puccini's popular operas are represented in this 17-CD boxed set, as well as the less frequently heard titles La Rondine, La Fanciulla del West, and Il Trittico. Also included are highlights from Le Villi, an early work by Puccini that is almost never performed. The recordings (all stereo) come from EMI's unrivalled operatic catalog and feature some of the greatest stars in the world of opera, including: Montserrat Caball and Plcido Domingo in Manon Lescaut; Mirella Freni and Nicolai Gedda in La Bohme; Maria Callas, Carlo Bergonzi, and Tito Gobbi in Tosca; Victoria de los ngeles and Jussi Bjrling in Madama Butterfly; Roberto Alagna and Angela Gheorghiu in La Rondine; Neil Shicoff and Maria Guleghina in Il Tabarro (from Il Trittico); Tito Gobbi and Victoria de los ngeles in Gianni Schicchi (from Il Trittico); Birgit Nilsson in La Fanciulla del West; and more!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: (+) 10.1 Puccini Operas for Less than a KFC Family Feast!\\n\\nReview: I am writing this review in the running up to Christmas. That is why I would like to promote the eminence of this item as a boxed gift set--costing even less than a KFC Family Feast (some $30 here at Amazon, or below 20 at UK websites like MDT and Presto). An insane comparison? Actually not, as I believe most families would be far better off with Puccinian calories during the season holidays rather than yet more junk-food dittos.\\n\\nWhat EMI provides for this tiny amount is the complete Puccini operas on 17 discs, save Edgar and most of Le Villi. Indeed, Decca has a competing offer on <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/15-discs/dp/B000YCLR6K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">15 discs</a>, priced even lower here (not so in the UK, though); its main strength lies in Decca's superior sound quality--astonishingly thrilling and lifelike for the 1950s--whereas Tebaldi's featuring in every single opera is not consistently an asset (e.g. Mimi and Cio-Cio-San).\\n\\nEMI has, like Decca, included only stereo recordings, which means that some of the most acclaimed opera recordings ever made--the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/1953-Callas-Sabata-Tosca/dp/B002N4DZ30/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">1953 Callas/Sabata Tosca</a> and the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/1956-Beecham-La-Bohme/dp/B000063UM0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">1956 Beecham La Bohme</a>--had to be excluded. There are certainly no bad recordings here, but at the same time few first choices: only the fabulous 1958 Gobbi/Angeles/Santini Gianni Schicchi and Nilsson's 1962 assumption of Turandot would qualify without hesitation. On the other hand, it would be hard to impossible to gather these 10.1 operas from one label and do any better in terms of overall quality than this.\\n\\nManon Lescaut features Caball/Domingo/Bartoletti from 1971 in a somewhat weird performance, mainly let down by the sound which is both one-dimensional and unnatural, making Domingo's des Grieux sounding coarse (cf his <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/remake-with-Freni/dp/B000N4SJK6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">remake with Freni</a> on DG)--although Bartoletti's conducting is at least one level below that of Levine and Sinopoli, amounting to the low point of the set.\\n\\nLa Bohme with Freni/Gedda/Sereni/Adani/Schippers was taped in 1962/3 when Freni's voice was purity defined. By today's standards it is a very good reading, but when compared to <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Freni-s-1972-platinum-remake/dp/B0000041TD/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Freni's 1972 platinum remake</a> with Pavarotti and Karajan, it sounds a bit dull and under-characterised--which, on the other hand, holds true for any other version. All the same, Gedda's unromantic and essentially non-Italianate Rodolfo is a drawback.\\n\\nThe 1964/5 Tosca with Callas/Bergonzi/Gobbi/Prtre is controversial in the sense that it offers a stereo remake of the infinitely praised 1953 'definitive' version, which caught the arguably greatest trio of Italianate voices in their prime. As much as I love that classic recording, I am exceedingly pleased to add the remake in far superior sound, Gobbi sounding possibly even more evil as Scarpia, Bergonzi replacing di Stefano as a sweeter Cavaradossi, and Callas outshining her younger self in delivering the most complete, three-dimensional assumption of the supreme dramatic-soprano role (naturally, her infamous high notes cannot compete with the decade-earlier performance, but they are stable enough not to ruin the show).\\n\\nMadama Butterfly cast with Angeles/Bjrling/Santini from 1959 is a truly great recording (I do not worry about the close miking nearly as much as others do). The problem here, though, is that Butterfly may be the ultimate 'listen-only' opera, which is why there are several other great versions, of which at least <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Freni-Pavarotti-Karajan/dp/B0000041S8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Freni/Pavarotti/Karajan</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Scotto-Bergonzi-Barbirolli/dp/B000G03Q46/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Scotto/Bergonzi/Barbirolli</a> are overall preferable.\\n\\nThe sadly underrated La fanciulla del West gets a very good reading from Nilsson/Gibin/Mongelli/Matacic, recorded in 1958. Regrettably, the sound is stereo but rather limited, whereas Gibin's Johnson does sound like a non-star performance. Even if Nilsson may be the greatest Minnie on record, I still prefer <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Neblett-Domingo-Milnes-Mehta/dp/B000174LUM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Neblett/Domingo/Milnes/Mehta</a> overall.\\n\\nThis is my first encounter with La Rondine, here given by Gheorghiu/Alagna/Pappano. I do not have any quibbles with the performance, which earned the Gramophone Record of the Year accolade in 1997, but rather with the light, forgettable operetta music that does not show Puccini from his best side. That said, at 2 including excerpts from the Second Act of Le Villi as well as 'Morire?' for voice and piano (Alagna & Pappano), who am I to complain?\\n\\nIl trittico's three one-act operas are dominated by Pappano conducting the LSO and Philharmonia in excellent sound from the late-1990s: Il tabarro features an underrated Shicoff, whereas Geulfi and Guleghina sound mediocre at best (the latter's voice turns rather unpleasant above the stave); Suor Angelica stars Gallardo-Doms who sings adequately, if without much personality; alas, di Nissa's outright ugly La zia principessa ruins an otherwise atmospheric and well-conducted performance.\\n\\nSaving the best for second-to-last, indeed the last part of Il trittico: Gobbi in the hilarious Gianni Schicchi is pure operatic gold, with de los Angeles appropriately angelic in the ubiquitous 'O mio babbino caro', Santini finding the ideal balance between farce and seriosity, and EMI's 1958 sound surpassing the label's normal quality.\\n\\nNilsson's 1965 Turandot could have been the greatest on record, had not Pavarotti, Caball and Ghiaurov joined the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/1972-Decca-performance/dp/B0000041Q3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">1972 Decca performance</a> and Karajan not conducted the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/1981-DG-account/dp/B000001G9X/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">1981 DG account</a>. Even though Nilsson remains unsurpassed as the ice princess, Corelli, Scotto and Giaiotti cannot quite match the Decca cast (only let down by Sutherland in the title role), and Molinari-Pradelli with the Rome orchestra are no match for the spell Karajan weaves with the VPO.\\n\\nIf it is too late to get this set for Christmas, at least make sure you have it by New Year.\",\n \"Product: Deutsche Grammophon is pleased to announce the signing of an exclusive recording-agreement with the pianist Ingolf Wunder, winner of the second prize at the 2010 Warsaw International Chopin Competition. Noted critic John Allison described his appearances as: \\\"Standing room filled up for Ingolf Wunder,indicating that he is now the audience's favorite. It's not hard to see why,and his E minor Concerto had authority right from the opening statement. Wunder has a way of capturing an audience's attention with poetry and emotion; his playing is about sound, not just notes, and in that respect he was in a league of own.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Wondrously Soporific Yellow Label Debut Chopin Playing\\n\\nReview: Anyone interested in the 2010 Chopin Competition runner-up from Austria should seek out the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/live-twofer/dp/B004X28OBI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">live twofer</a> taken for his performances during the competition rounds. The simple reason being that this studio debut on DG, recorded a couple of months after the competition, is one of the sleepiest Chopin recitals released on the Yellow Label as far as my memory stretches. Ironically, Wunder has all the technique and stamina to produce vital Chopin playing; instead he elects to halt all momentum and underplay any kind of contrast or drama in an attempt (my guess) to search for a deeper meaning--something that however totally eludes him.\\n\\nFor a Chopin fanatic like myself, it is endlessly interesting to compare the winners of the 16 different Chopin Competitions, which includes some of the greatest pianists of modern times (the 7-disc <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/International-Chopin-Piano-Competitions/dp/B004VTFSJO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">International Chopin Piano Competitions</a> is invaluable in this respect). Even though, thankfully, the jury awarded the far more individual and imaginative Aveedeva the First Prize in 2010, Wunder received two of the special jury prizes (best concerto and Polonaise-Fantaisie) as well as the audience prize, which makes him a particularly close runner-up, as it were. Nevertheless, comparisons with Argerich, Ohlsson, Zimerman and above all Sultanov (who also received a 2nd Prize ex aequo in 1995) reveal that Wunder belongs firmly in the category of technically impeccable but musically prosaic Chopin winners--together with above all Davidovich, Pollini, Dang Thai Son and Yundi Li.\\n\\nThis disc contains three of the greatest works written for the piano, beginning with the Third Sonata in B minor. As always, Chopin is altruistically generous with heavenly bel canto melodies and patented pianistic figurations; of all this, Wunder makes more or less nothing--instead he opts for lethargic tempos, literalness and understatement (the fiery Presto Finale has never sounded so tame). Alas, the Polonaise-Fantaisie is done the same way. Yet it is in one of the top-five piano pieces of all time, the Fourth Ballade in F minor, that Wunder disappoints the most: his elegiac opening is indeed promising, but of this becomes nothing as the laboured heaviness firmly takes charge already in the first extended variation on the opening theme at 3:31--whereas the heart-wrenching Coda at 10:31 becomes little more than a piteous puff.\\n\\nMy hopes were that Wunder at least would finish on a positive note with the Andante spianato and Grande Polonaise, as in Stage II of the competition: even if it does not contain some of Chopin's best music, its lightness did bring out the best of Wunder in that his heavy touch became somewhat more delicate and varied. However, at 15:12 (5:24 and 9:48, respectively), this ought to be one of the slowest and weightiest accounts on record--indeed, 'wondrously' soporific!\\n\\nIn spite of uncommonly warm piano sound from the DG engineers, I regret to conclude that this may be made be the most anaesthetic Chopin disc having been issued on the Yellow Label in recent memory. My best advice is that anyone interested in brilliantly youthful Chopin playing seeks out Daniil Trifonov's marvellous but hard-to-obtain <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Decca-debut-recital/dp/B004UQ1G0I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Decca debut recital</a>.\\n\\nREFERENCE: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Ohlsson/dp/B001F4YGUA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Ohlsson</a>\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":14,"string":"14"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":157,"string":"157"}}},{"rowIdx":158,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3SLRAY7SYG0WY"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Enjoy summer, autumn and winter with the 3-in-1 Changing Seasons set! The Changing Seasons summer cottage features a pool, barbecue, light brick and 2 minifigures, and rebuilds into an autumn or winter cottage. Enjoy the delights of summer, autumn or winter with the wonderful 3-in-1 LEGO Creator Changing Seasons set! Welcome to the charming summer cottage with its dark-red, tiled roof, green front door, red and white awnings and colorful window boxes. Outside, a small bird perches in the high branches of a large apple tree and a shiny blue car gleams in the bright sunshine that lights up the wonderful garden with lawn, vegetable patch and swimming pool. This beautifully detailed model also features a mailbox, lawn mower, chaise lounge and a table. Light up the barbecue with the light brick or fold out the cottage to reveal a detailed interior with a table, lamp, chair and a ladder. When you feel like a change of season, rebuild it to create an autumn cottage with a Halloween theme or a winter cottage with a Christmas theme. Includes 2 minifigures with assorted accessories: an adult and a child. Interior features a table, lamp, chair and a ladder. Exterior features 2 awnings, window boxes, a swimming pool with diving board and basketball hoop, barbecue with LEGO light brick, lawn, lawn mower, vegetable patch, lamp, tree, bird, chaise lounge, table and a mailbox with mail. Includes a blue car with space for a minifigure. Accessory elements include a glass, sausage, basketball, barbecue tongs and a peaked cap. Tan, dark-red and white color scheme.\". The summary of the review text is \"LEGO Creator sets help teach your kids to use the same blocks to make different things which helps unlock their imagination.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I can't say enough about all of the LEGO Creator sets, and the Changing Seasons Building set is no exception. My kids low how you can build three different set ups with one set. They enjoy taking it apart and rebuilding it in one of the different ways.\n\nThey also really enjoy trying to find new configurations that make something from the set whether it is only from the pieces that come from the set or by using pieces from other sets that they have.\n\nI think the LEGO Creator sets help kids understand how to use some of the pieces in different ways for a different finished product. Since we started buying these sets I have noticed that my kids have gotten more creative with the other Legos they have. It helps them see how to use the same pieces in different ways to make something different and that allows their imagination to fuel their designs.\n\n5 Stars"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I can't say enough about all of the LEGO Creator sets, and the Changing Seasons Building set is no exception. My kids low how you can build three different set ups with one set. They enjoy taking it apart and rebuilding it in one of the different ways.\n\nThey also really enjoy trying to find new configurations that make something from the set whether it is only from the pieces that come from the set or by using pieces from other sets that they have.\n\nI think the LEGO Creator sets help kids understand how to use some of the pieces in different ways for a different finished product. Since we started buying these sets I have noticed that my kids have gotten more creative with the other Legos they have. It helps them see how to use the same pieces in different ways to make something different and that allows their imagination to fuel their designs.\n\n5 Stars"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: CAPTAIN TOAD STARS IN HIS OWN QUEST THROUGH MAZE-LIKE MINI-UNIVERSES--ONLY ON WII U. EACH LITTLE WORLD CAPTAIN TOAD VISITS IS A UNIQUE MICROCOSM FILLED WITH TRICKS TO SOLVE, TR APS TO AVOID AND TREASURE TO FIND. TWIST THE CAMERA TO TRACK AN D DODGE ENEMIES. STAGES ARE FILLED WITH PUZZLING PLATFORMS\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Captain Toad is a great game with fun puzzle-like levels!\n\nReview: Captain Toad is a great addition to the Mario franchise. It does throw you for a loop at first since Toad can't jump. Each level requires you to obtain a star to advance. Some levels are more like puzzles that you have to figure out to advance and others have obstacles that you have to overcome to beat the level.\n\nWith the inability to jump you have to get creative on how to kill or avoid enemies. To kill them you can pull up plants and throw them at the enemy, or you can fall off of a higher level in order to squish and destroy them.\n\nCaptain Toad has levels that are easy enough for my 4 year old to play and others that are complex enough that my 11 year old has to replay them to beat them. Several of the levels are puzzle like which make your kids work through problem solving and figuring out how to make it work.\n\n5 Stars, great game tons of fun and loads of replay value!","Product: Best Gift:ZOVIE Leaning tower of pisa can be as excellent gift and souvenir for your families, kids, lover, friends during the holidays\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Miniature replica of Big Ben.\n\nReview: I saw on other reviews that some people were upset because this is not a working clock. I think those people aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, no where in the listing does it claim to be a clock. It says in the listing that it is a Statue of Big Ben, not that it is a replica of Big Ben or that it is a Big Ben Clock. Apparently those people did not even read the listing to see what it was. Okay rant over, now on to the review.\n\nThis is well made and fairly heavy and solid. I was impressed with the weight and details in this Big Ben statue replica. It has a painted on clock that looks very realistic. I got this as a gift for my mom, she went to London last year and had a great time there. I thought this would be a fun little reminder for her and so I ordered it. She really liked it and was very appreciative. I looked at it closer once I gave it to her and I was very happy with the quality and all of the detail. This is really well made and I'm very happy with it and my mom loves it.\n\nOverall this is very well made and the attention to detail is amazing. It is heavy duty and made to last and looks great. I received this at a discount in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I'm really happy with this and glad that I had the chance to get it, my mom loves it1\n\n5 out of 5 Stars","Product: You can wirelessly listen to you music or movies anytime in the car with the Audiovox wireless headphones. No longer do you need annoying cords stretching across the car. These headphones have a fold flat design that makes it very easy to store. It has an auto off switch to prevent battery drain when the headphones are accidentally left on. These headphones come with batteries so they are ready to be used right out of the box.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great headphones for your Audiovox DVD players.\n\nReview: We ordered these to go with the two DVD players that were installed in our van when we bought it so that we would have enough for all of the kids to use. They run off of AAA batteries and seem to have a pretty long life off of the batteries so I'm really happy that we aren't having to replace the batteries all of the time and that we are getting a lot of use out of them. These are dual channel headphones so with the two DVD players that were in our van they are each have their own frequency and these headphones are designed to be able to link with either of the DVD players with the flip of a switch.\n\nThe sound quality is great and they are easy enough to use that even my kids can get them ready to go when they are using them and I don't have to help them get set up. I'm really happy with how easy they are for the kids to use and they can hear the movie great with these. They fold relatively flat to make storage easier and that is a big help as well. I'm very happy with these and can't recommend them enough, they are great quality and work great.\n\n5 Stars","Product: 100% Cotton Stylish Bandana / Dribble Bibs provides ultra comfort and style for your babies and young toddler. It offers a funky yet practical solution to keep babies dry from dribble rash. Soft and comfortable: 100% cotton top layer with absorbent fleece layer underneath. Works like a bib but looks like a fashion scarf, adding the finishing touch to outfits. Out highly absorbent super soft quality bibs have passed and meet the human ecological requirements of Oeko Standard 100 and fulfill the requirements of REACH (incl. the use of azodyes, nickel etc) as well as America's requirement regarding total content of lead in children's articles. Buy with confidence. Your baby deserve the best.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great bib that works well, is easy to clean, and grows with your child!\n\nReview: This bib is really well made and works great for catching spills and drips and most of the things that babies drop when they are eating. Since it catches all of those things it saves you from having to clean them up out of the high chair and off of the floor so that works great, I'm really happy with that.\n\nThe bib itself is mad out of Silicone which makes it waterproof as well as incredibly easy to clean and reuse at the next meal. I love that. Since clothe ones then need to be run through the washing machine and dried this one saves me some laundry which is another big perk.\n\nThe adjustable neck strap is a great idea and allows the bib to grow with your child so you don't have to keep buying more, (its almost like the people who designed this have actually had kids) I love that.\n\nAll around this bib works well, is designed well and looks great as a bonus. I received this at a discount in exchange for an honest review. My thoughts and opinions are my own and I think this is great, I would recommend it to anyone with young kids.","Product: Gonicc hedge clippers\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great reflective bands that give you great visibility to motorists.\n\nReview: These reflectors work great. I've been running for over 6 months consistently now and the time that works best for me is early in the morning, what I hate most about it is traffic. I'm worried they won't see me, or that I won't hear them with having headphones in, headlights help me see them, but it doesn't really help them see me. So I started looking at options and I didn't want to go with something else that I was going to have to wash all the time so when I came across these I was really happy. These are highly reflective you can see them really well at a distance. I tested them the other night with my wife and with a small flashlight she could see the reflection at about 300 feet, so I was really happy with that. It gives me a little more peace of mind while I'm running since a good chunk of the section that I run doesn't have a sidewalk I have to run on the road and get off into the grass when I see cars coming, this makes it easier for them to see me and I like that. These are great, it came with four, I usually only use two, but I think they make me visible enough that even 1 would be enough. I received these for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I'm very happy with these and would recommend them to any cyclist or runner, they are high quality, work well, and made to last. Five Stars","Product: The Spark Revolution Dual LED Book Light is created with consideration of others in the room. This book light is breathtakingly bright without disturbing anyone sleeping nearby. Adjust the flexible neck quietly, and set the light intensity by using one or both LED lights; its radiance will be casted on the pages of your book, kindle or other e-readers. Additionally, the Spark Revolution Dual LED Book Lights lightweight and versatile, flat base will double as a tabletop lamp when not clipped to a book or tablet and used independently. No-Worry Warranty Included Made from extremely durable plastics and metals, your Spark Dual LED Book Light wont quit on you anytime soon. And as a guarantee of its craftsmanship, its covered under a lifetime warranty. If your book light fails to perform, well replace it.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is a great little reading light, I can't recommend this enough.\n\nReview: This is a great book light. It has two small LED lights in it and you can select to use either one or two of them depending on how much light you need. The flexible neck stays put really well and doesn't fall or shake when you make small movements with your book. The clip holds the light on your book really well and doesn't slip or move. The battery lasts a long time, I have been using this a lot and only have to change batteries it about once a month and a half and while I haven't totaled up the hours of use before I need to change the batteries it I would guess it is 40+ per set of 3 AAA batteries, so the batteries really lasts well.\n\nThe light this puts off is plenty bright enough to read by even on the low setting and doesn't bother my wife when she is sleeping next to me while I read. I've even used this as a handy trouble light more than once as it is small enough to fit anywhere and gives off a ton of light. I'm really glad that I got this and couldn't be more happy with it.\n\nOverall I think this light is great. I received this light at a discount in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I'm so happy with this and would recommend it to everyone and have already bought a second one for my daughter. This light is awesome and I have no complaints.\n\n5 Stars","Product: Fisher-Price Imaginext Castle Lion's Den Three stories of imaginative play - release the Lion's mane or collapse the tower!View larger Can the guards fight off the lion to keep the throne safe? You decide! View larger Bring young imaginations roaring to life! With this ferociously fierce castle that offers four levels of play and tons of activities, young knights-in-training will cross the threshold into a world of medieval adventure and fun! They can defend the Lion’s Den Castle against the evil dragon knights! Or they can be the attackers, firing disks at the castle to weaken its defenses. There are lights and sounds to add to the excitement – and surprises like a lion’s claw that can grab attackers and a lion that can be released on unsuspecting adversaries. I\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lion's Den Castle, tons of fun an some great features make play time a blast!\n\nReview: This castle has a ton of fun aspects. I love this one. I was fortunate enough to get this for free to try it out, and after giving it to my 4 year old son and playing with him we both had a great time. It has a sort of catapult that shoots little round disks that my son loves, as soon as he empties it he fills it back up and starts again. Everything is sturdy and designed to hold up to kids rough play. This castle inspires your kids imagination.\n\nThere is a lion that comes with the castle and by placing one of the figures in the right spot you can open a door allowing the lion to go attack the invaders. Another spot allows part of the castle wall to reach out and swipe intruders into the dungeon. There is a cell that the prisoner can escape from in the dungeon. You can also close up the castle when it is under siege and secure it against marauders. There is a trapdoor and even a hinged parapet wall that can drop the enemy outside of the castle. I can't recommend this castle set enough. There are expansions available to get more characters and weapons as well which I plan to get to expand the fun. My son loves it and so do I, 5 stars, I am very happy with the Imaginext Lion's Den Castle.","Product: The far-reaches of space have converged on the earth! InSentinels of the Multiverse: Wrath of the Cosmos, heroes must join forces to defend the world from threats from beyond our galaxy. This expansion includes two cosmic heroes, four destructive villains, and two far-flung environments.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: In my opinion the best expansion for Sentinels of the Multiverse.\n\nReview: Wrath of the Cosmos is a great expansion for Sentinels of the Multiverse. With new heroes with some fun elements of attack it adds depth and variety to your game play. The villains are tough and one of them has a completely new element of attack that adds significant depth to the game. An extra deck full of cards that can either boost the villain or the heroes as an extra punch to the game and if that wasn't enough there is a unique scoring system with this additional deck that adds another level of complexity to your game play.\n\nOver all Wrath of the Cosmos is my favorite expansion for Sentinels because of the above mentioned reasons. If your a fan of Sentinels of the Multiverse, you need Wrath of the Cosmos.","Product: Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. You're not sure which, but at least you've narrowed it down. You are rich with life experiences, but have had trouble trading them for goods and services. It's time to seek your fortune, or anyone's really whoever's is closest. To the west there's a land of milk and honey, full of giant bees and monstrous cows; to the east, a land of eggs and licorice; to the north, treacherous swamps; to the south, loyal jungles. But all of them have been thoroughly pillaged. You've heard legends, though, of a fifth direction as yet unspoiled, with its treasures conveniently gathered into troves. You have your sword and your trail mix, handed down from your father, and his father before him. You've recruited some recruits and hired some hirelings; you've shined your armor and distressed a damsel. You put up a sign saying \"Gone Adventuring\". Then you put up another sign, saying \"Beware of Dog\", in case people get any ideas. You're ready. You saddle up your trusty steed, and head forth. Dominion: Adventures, the ninth addition to the game of Dominion, contains 400 cards, 60 tokens and six mats. This expansion has 30 new Kingdom cards, including the return of Duration cards that do things on future turns, plus Reserve cards that can be saved for the right moment. There are also 20 Event cards that give you something to buy besides cards, including tokens that modify cards.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 5 Stars, great expansion to an amazing game.\n\nReview: Dominion Adventures is a great expansion to this great deck building game. In this expansion the focus is on delayed or continuous bonuses that you can acquire and use during the game. There are duration cards that bring a new element to the game and really change up the strategy that you use to win.\n\nAnother new element this game has is up-gradable character cards. Start as a low level and each time the card is played it is upgraded to the next level, until it reaches the 4th and highest level it can attain. These cards bring a new challenge to the game when learning to manage the use of these cards to make them stronger as they progress through the ranks.\n\nI have really enjoyed this expansion, there are some great cards in here that really add depth and fun elements to the game. There is a ton of replay value and I love this new expansion.","Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Playmation Hero Smart Figures fall into four categories: Tanker, Striker, Medic, or Blaster. Different types of heroes have different advantages in battle. Each Hero Smart Figure comes armed with two attacks to help in combat, plus a unique ability that can be earned for the Avenger Gear. Fight alongside a hero on missions or spar in freeplay mode to level-up and get the ability for the next adventure (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). When the Playmation Marvel Avengers Hero Smart Figure is loaded on a Power Activator and connected to Avenger Gear (sold separately), the player can interact with the figure by practicing battle skills or teaming up to save Earth! Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bring the second Avengers movie to life in your own home by fighting Super Ultron Bot yourself!\n\nReview: Super Ultron Bot is the bad guy from the Avengers: Age of Ultron movie and he has his own strengths and weaknesses that you will learn as you play. With your Playmation set you essentially get to fight Super Ultron Bot head on and you will both gain experience and strength as you play, earn action points, and level up. Each time you level up with your repulsor, you are stronger and harder to defeat, the same is true for Super Ultron Bot. He grows stronger and harder to defeat. He also has his own attacks that are different than other figures and you will learn what works well against them and what doesn't.\n\nSuper Ultron Bot is a great addition to your Playmation set and gives you some extra variety as you play. My kids love this and we are very happy with how active they have been playing with this!\n\n5 Stars!","Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Playmation Hero Smart Figures fall into four categories: Tanker, Striker, Medic, or Blaster. Different types of heroes have different advantages in battle. Each Hero Smart Figure comes armed with two attacks to help in combat, plus a unique ability that can be earned for the Avenger Gear. Fight alongside a hero on missions or spar in freeplay mode to level-up and get the ability for the next adventure (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). When the Playmation Marvel Avengers Hero Smart Figure is loaded on a Power Activator and connected to Avenger Gear (sold separately), the player can interact with the figure by practicing battle skills or teaming up to save Earth! Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is a great way to add variety to your kids Playmation set!\n\nReview: Hulk is a bigger than most of the other figures the come with Playmation and he has his own strengths and weaknesses that you will learn as you play. With your Playmation set you essentially get to spar with Hulk and you both gain experience and strength as you play and level up. Each time you level up you are stronger and harder to defeat, the same is true for Hulk. He grows stronger and harder to defeat, and has his own attacks that are different than other figures. The more you fight him the more you will learn what works well against them and what doesn't.\n\nHulk is a great addition to your Playmation set and gives you some extra variety as you play. My kids love this and we are very happy with how active they have been playing with this!\n\n5 Stars!","Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Playmation Hero Smart Figures fall into four categories: Tanker, Striker, Medic, or Blaster. Different types of heroes have different advantages in battle. Each Hero Smart Figure comes armed with two attacks to help in combat, plus a unique ability that can be earned for the Avenger Gear. Fight alongside a hero on missions or spar in freeplay mode to level-up and get the ability for the next adventure (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). When the Playmation Marvel Avengers Hero Smart Figure is loaded on a Power Activator and connected to Avenger Gear (sold separately), the player can interact with the figure by practicing battle skills or teaming up to save Earth! Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great addition to your Playmation set.\n\nReview: Hulkbuster is a bigger Iron Man suit that Tony Stark built just in case the Hulk ever got loose and needed to be reigned in. With Playmation you essentially get to spar with Hulkbuster and you both gain experience and strength as you play and level up. Each time you level up you are stronger and harder to defeat, the same is true for each of the figures. They grow stronger and harder to defeat, and each have their own attacks and the more you fight them, the more you will learn what works well against them and what doesn't.\n\nHulkbuster is a great addition to your Playmation set and gives you some extra variety as you play. My kids love this and we are very happy with how active they have been playing with this!\n\n5 Stars!","Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. With the Playmation Marvel Avengers Starter Pack, players have the core products they need to carry out their first missions and fight alongside the Avengers in the battle to defend Earth from Ultron! The Starter Pack comes with 4 locations and 25 missions out of the box so that players can jump right into the action! This Iron Man-inspired Repulsor Gear with motion-sensing technology puts players in the Avengers action. Players can strap on the gear and use the motion-based controls to battle their way through missions with three different blast modes, blocking, dodging, sneaking, running, jumping and more. Power Activators bring missions to life with over 20 different enemies, and can load Smart Figures to interact with each character. Players can feel like part of the battle as the Repulsor Gear vibrates with every blast and activates awesome light and sound effects. Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tons of fun and it progressively gets harder and so your kids will keep at it for a long time and it doesn't get old!\n\nReview: My kids love this. We've had it for a week and a half now and they are playing with it constantly. I would recommend investing in some rechargeable batteries for it, because it takes a lot. We are still on our first set of batteries and my kids have played with it for at least 15 hours total so far, so they last for a while, but I don't know how long they will last.\n\nThe different figures as well as your child with their Repulsor (Iron man arm) can both level up and attack each other. The figures will shoot back and your child will have to shield and/or dodge their attack. When the battle is over they earn action points that help them towards leveling up. As they level up they get stronger, the figure that you are attacking will also get stronger and be harder to defeat and it's attacks will become more powerful.\n\nThere is also an app that you can download for free that goes along with Playmation and it has a lot of really cool features that enhance the play even more. My kids have spent some time on the app while the others are playing and they seem to really like the app as well, though I have only spent a few minutes on it myself.\n\nThis is a great way to get your kids active and moving, they could potentially stay fairly still if they wanted to, but so far my kids have really gotten into it and they are moving around all of the time with it.\n\nAt first we were a little concerned about the volume of the Repulsor, it's default setting is really loud and we couldn't figure out how to turn down the volume, but after a quick online search, we found out that you can access the settings through the app and we were then able to adjust the volume and it's much better now.\n\nThis is worth the investment since it will keep your kids moving and playing. It really gets their imagination going and I was amazed at how quickly they immersed themselves with it. I played it myself once and was surprised at how fun it was, I almost didn't want to give it back to my kids. Disney has a winner with this one and I'm excited to see what they do with this technology and play style in the future.","Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Watch out! This Ultron Prowler Bot vehicle has 360-degree motion capability and is self-navigating, making it a formidable foe. The Ultron Prowler Bot vehicle tracks the players movements when they wear Avenger Gear (sold separately), so take cover and get ready to battle! When players battle the Ultron Prowler Bot, theyll feel like theyre part of the action as the enemy activates light and sound effects in battle, and blasts back! Defeat the Prowler Bot to level up and earn a unique ability for the Avenger Gear! When the player battles the Playmation Marvel Avengers Ultron Prowler Bot vehicle with Avenger Gear (sold separately), they can improve villain-fighting skills, unlock an additional location, and access exclusive missions (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This should be your first expansion for a Playmation set!\n\nReview: Playmation Ultron Prowler Bot is a great way to change up the way your kids interact and play with Playmation. The Ultron Prowler Bot is currently the only target that doesn't require the base to be used. Since it isn't fixed to a base it is able to move around. When you fight it it can sense where you are and sometimes will advance on your position and at other times it will retreat or turn in an attempt to flank you.\n\nThis has brought a whole new element to my kids play and has them running from room to room as they fight the Prowler bot. In my opinion this should be the first thing that you buy if you are looking to expand your kids' Playmation set. We have a few of the figures and my kids love battling against them, but the Prowler Bot is by far their favorite. Just like the figures the Prowler bot will level up and become hard to defeat as well as more aggressive, which adds to the fun.\n\nI couldn't be happier with the Prowler bot and I'm glad that we added it to our set since it adds a whole new field and style of play to my kids Playmation.\n\n5 Stars!","Product: Above and Below is a mashup of town-building and storytelling where you and up to three friends compete to build the best village above and below ground. In the game, you send your villagers to perform jobs like exploring the cave, harvesting resources, and constructing houses. Each villager has unique skills and abilities, and you must decide how to best use them. You have your own personal village board, and you slide the villagers on this board to various areas to indicate that they've been given jobs to do. Will you send Hanna along on the expedition to the cave? Or should she instead spend her time teaching important skills to one of the young villagers.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great mechanics, unique game style that makes you want to start again as soon as you finish your first game.\n\nReview: Above and Below is a great strategy/worker placement game that throws in some elements of resource management. Throughout the game you have opportunities to assign your workers different tasks like, building structures, gathering resources, recruiting villagers, or exploring caves.\n\nExploring the brings a fun element to the game. There is an encounter book that comes with the game and if you choose to explore the cave you draw a card and roll a die. You find the number that is assigned to your die roll on the card and read that encounter. The encounters will have an option, such as break through a door to explore further, or look for another area to search, or you find a woman in distress, do you help her or go on your way. Each choice has a reward or consequence and some lead you to another set of choices. Each choice you make you roll the dice to see if you are successful or not, and some of them have the opportunity for greater rewards if you roll high enough. Each of your villagers have abilities that coincide with your die roll that will help you to achieve or fail, so sometimes it is more beneficial to send a large party of villages exploring the cave, and other times it wastes the extra villagers if it ends up being a simpler task.\n\nSuccessfully completing your encounter allows you to claim the explored cavern and then you will have the opportunity to build special subterranean buildings that have their own unique benefits.\n\nOverall I am really impressed with Above and Below. It has some great mechanics and the game is simply a lot of fun to play. The game has a set number of turns until the game is over, but we have found that it is a lot of fun to add 2-4 extra turns onto the end of the game to allow you to explore and expand your village a little more. The game is easy to learn and tons of fun with huge replay value.\n\n5 Stars!","Product: Features: Battery Operated Flashing,Sounding Material: Plastic 360 Rotation Dancing Electric Robot including Light & Music Dancing electric robot model toy. This robot can dance, sing and give out light from its antenna Turn on it, and then its antenna will give out light and rotate like a colorful circular. You can see a red circular on the ground When it is dancing, its hands will flash light and bob, and it legs will also dance regularly. There is foundation, which allow it sit on the ground and rotate, under its body Some music will play during dancing Must be a best gift. Notice: It must be put on the flat ground and held before dancing Product Specifications: Battery: 3 x 1.5V AA batteries -Not Included. Suitable Age: 14+ Size: 200 x 160 x 80 mm / 7.87 x 6.3 x 3.15 inch Net Weight: 400 g / 14.11 oz\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Started to smell like it was burning after two minutes and ripped a chunk out of my son's hair\n\nReview: If I could give this zero stars I would. I got this for my son as a present and it took almost a month for it to arrive. If that wasn't bad enough he was so excited when he opened it, we immediately put batteries (not included) in it. He turned it on and it started to sing and dance. It only has about a 20-30 second routine and it starts over, that's all it does. My son was playing with it and after 2-3 minutes we noticed a burning electrical smell. My son tried to turn it off and in the process its wheeled feet ripped a chunk of his hair out.\n\nSo I just requested a refund, this thing is junk. The song is annoying, it's routine is a 20-30 second loop over and over again. After two minutes it started to smell like it was burning. And it ripped out a chunk of his hair. Pictures below. Now my son is upset, doesn't get his present and has to wait for me to get him something else. I'm mad that I wasted time and money on this piece of junk and have to go through the hassle of returning it. Don't buy this, it's junk and doesn't work well. Stay clear of this it is awful. The last picture of the box cracks me up the most since this is such a bad product, but on the box it says \"Dancing Robot To be highly praised and appreciated by consuming public\". I'm not praising this or appreciating it, and I am really hoping to get my money back so I'm not consuming it either.\n\nThe box has horrible English written on it and almost doesn't make sense when you read it.\n\nZero stars wasn't an option so I reluctantly gave this one star which is way more than it deserves.","Product: Send By ePacket ,about 8-10 days arrived your door.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great kite, fun to fly and unique design.\n\nReview: This is a great kite, it flies well and it well made and a lot bigger than it looks in the picture. I was surprised by the side of it, but I'm really happy with it. My kids love to fly this, I have to help them to get it off the grown, but then they can fly it and have a lot of fun with it. This was a great purchase for it and we love that it is different from most kites that you see so it was a fun one for us to have.\n\nThis kite works really well and is easy to fly as long as you have a steady wind. The kite is made well and it has held up really well for us so far and I'm sure that it will continue to do so in the future. I'm really happy with this, my kids love it and I have no complaints what so ever.\n\n5 Stars, this is a great kite.","Product: Jill Williamson is a novelist, dreamer, and believer. She writes stories that combine danger, suspense, and adventure for people of all ages. Jill started Novel Teen Book Reviews (www.novelteen.com) to help teens find great books to read. She lives in Oregon with her husband and two children. By Darkness Hid is her first novel.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An amazing conclusion to this epic series.\n\nReview: Over the three books of the Blood of Kings trilogy I have follow a young mistreated peasant boy ride in station and become a knights apprentice. As a squire he learns how to handle a sword and fight, he also learns self respect and to treat others well.\n\nWhen he learns more about his past, he learns he was orphaned at infancy and raised as a stray, unwanted and unloved. He also learns that his parents were not peasants but the King and Queen of the land.\n\nThe man who raised him had lied to him all these years and traded his own son in his place as the Prince of the land. Along with the knight who trained him and a few others he quests to regain his families rule over the land.\n\nFrom Darkness won is the conclusion of this epic journey as Achan the stray turned King takes the throne and finds his Queen.\n\nThis series has been amazing and I can't recommend it enough. Read this series, you'll be glad you did.\n\n5 Stars!","Product: Working in the health and fitness industry for over 20 years Jackson Nash has built a reputation as a world class personal trainer and nutritionist. With solid fundamentals and a down to earth focus Jackson has now taken his offline business online. Jackson has worked with athletes in all four major North American sports franchises as well as trained well known celebrities. Working with a wide array of clients from all over the world has helped Jackson gain knowledge and insights on the best ways to get people in top shape. You can find him over at JacksonNashFitness.com where you will find the latest cutting edge fitness information.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Some good recipes and tips for making better smoothies.\n\nReview: There are some good smoothie recipes in this book and throughout most of the book the author gives a lot of information about making smoothies and how to use different ingredients to either get the most nutrients, or better flavors depending on what you are wanting. I thought the information and recipes were good, but not great.\n\nIt was free so I can't complain about that, but I would have been a little annoyed had I paid for this. There are some unique combinations and things in this book that I haven't seen in other books which was nice. I have tried making some of the recipes in here and thought that they all tasted good, but I haven't tried them all and a few of them just didn't sound like they would taste good in my opinion, but maybe they do.\n\nIf you are looking for some new recipes or some tips on making better smoothies then this short read is worth the effort, but if you are looking for something that will amaze and inspire you this just isn't it.","Product: By day, Lauricia Matuska is a mild-mannered teacher of high school literature and creative writing. By night she is a clandestine writer, fighting battles against time and responsibility to steal precious moments in which to compose the next pages of her current novel-in-progress. An avid reader of fantasy literature since the age of ten, her desire to write manifested in middle school but was buried under the well-meant warnings of concerned adults. Her freshman year in college began with courses in honors English and remedial college algebra. Two semesters of immense success in my literature classes and abysmal failure in remedial math convinced her that she was not designed to be a scientist, so she changed her major and returned to her first love.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Mankind has been oppressed as slaves, but can they change their fate?\n\nReview: The Healer's Rune is book one in this series, and I'm really excited to see what comes next. If you are a fan of fantasy this book is for you, its a fresh thought and unique concept in the fantasy stories I have ready. Many others have too many similarities that reading this was a refreshing change.\n\nMankind has been oppressed as slaves, but can man change their fate? Without the use of magic how can they overcome their oppressors? Sabine works to start a revolution to free mankind from their suppressed state. As a healer in the village she is from she has a unique opportunity to reach out to the sick and hurting. She must overcome prejudices, fears, and lies that have kept human kind beneath the heel of their oppressors.\n\nI really enjoyed this fresh approach to a fantasy novel and I'm can't wait to see where this story takes us in the next book. It is a fun read with a great pace, the characters have depth and you feel a connection with Sabine. 5 Stars!","Product: Mike Wolff s heart is for the many men who now sit languishing in the back pews of church buildings across America. He is an author, speaker, and leadership coach, and directs two ministries in Littleton, Colorado. Mike s great adventure through the Psalms began with personal struggles to find depth, passion, meaning, and connection to God in his prayer life. Since first being introduced to the practice in 1999, he has found his answers in making it a regular part of his daily devotionals. Michael is married to Tammi, and has three sons and three grandchildren.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If you're a Christian you need to read this book and pray through Psalms. You'll be glad you did.\n\nReview: Praying Today's Psalms is a great devotional that will open your eyes to a depth of the book of Psalms that you never knew before. I always thought the Psalms were songs and some of them are, but when you look at them as prayers, wow, they are even more powerful. Wolff has done a great job converting the Psalms into today's language all the while retaining the original meaning.\n\nThis is book two of the series and I read them out of order and so next I'm going to get started on book one. Each Chapter covers a Psalm converted to terms and meaning that applies to our lives today, while still staying true to the original scripture's meaning. The chapters are easy to ready and loaded with impact for your life and your walk with God\n\nI have really enjoyed working through this book and feel like I have gotten a lot out of it. If you truly pray through the Psalms you will draw closer to God. David who wrote the majority of the Psalms was after all called a man after God's own heart. That is what I want for my life, I want to be a man after God's own heart. Praying through the Psalms is going to become a common part of my walk and I'm so glad that I came across this book. I can't recommend this enough.\n\nIf you're a Christian you need to read this book and pray through Psalms. You'll be glad you did.\n\n5 out of 5 Stars!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: CAPTAIN TOAD STARS IN HIS OWN QUEST THROUGH MAZE-LIKE MINI-UNIVERSES--ONLY ON WII U. EACH LITTLE WORLD CAPTAIN TOAD VISITS IS A UNIQUE MICROCOSM FILLED WITH TRICKS TO SOLVE, TR APS TO AVOID AND TREASURE TO FIND. TWIST THE CAMERA TO TRACK AN D DODGE ENEMIES. STAGES ARE FILLED WITH PUZZLING PLATFORMS\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Captain Toad is a great game with fun puzzle-like levels!\\n\\nReview: Captain Toad is a great addition to the Mario franchise. It does throw you for a loop at first since Toad can't jump. Each level requires you to obtain a star to advance. Some levels are more like puzzles that you have to figure out to advance and others have obstacles that you have to overcome to beat the level.\\n\\nWith the inability to jump you have to get creative on how to kill or avoid enemies. To kill them you can pull up plants and throw them at the enemy, or you can fall off of a higher level in order to squish and destroy them.\\n\\nCaptain Toad has levels that are easy enough for my 4 year old to play and others that are complex enough that my 11 year old has to replay them to beat them. Several of the levels are puzzle like which make your kids work through problem solving and figuring out how to make it work.\\n\\n5 Stars, great game tons of fun and loads of replay value!\",\n \"Product: Best Gift:ZOVIE Leaning tower of pisa can be as excellent gift and souvenir for your families, kids, lover, friends during the holidays\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Miniature replica of Big Ben.\\n\\nReview: I saw on other reviews that some people were upset because this is not a working clock. I think those people aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, no where in the listing does it claim to be a clock. It says in the listing that it is a Statue of Big Ben, not that it is a replica of Big Ben or that it is a Big Ben Clock. Apparently those people did not even read the listing to see what it was. Okay rant over, now on to the review.\\n\\nThis is well made and fairly heavy and solid. I was impressed with the weight and details in this Big Ben statue replica. It has a painted on clock that looks very realistic. I got this as a gift for my mom, she went to London last year and had a great time there. I thought this would be a fun little reminder for her and so I ordered it. She really liked it and was very appreciative. I looked at it closer once I gave it to her and I was very happy with the quality and all of the detail. This is really well made and I'm very happy with it and my mom loves it.\\n\\nOverall this is very well made and the attention to detail is amazing. It is heavy duty and made to last and looks great. I received this at a discount in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I'm really happy with this and glad that I had the chance to get it, my mom loves it1\\n\\n5 out of 5 Stars\",\n \"Product: You can wirelessly listen to you music or movies anytime in the car with the Audiovox wireless headphones. No longer do you need annoying cords stretching across the car. These headphones have a fold flat design that makes it very easy to store. It has an auto off switch to prevent battery drain when the headphones are accidentally left on. These headphones come with batteries so they are ready to be used right out of the box.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great headphones for your Audiovox DVD players.\\n\\nReview: We ordered these to go with the two DVD players that were installed in our van when we bought it so that we would have enough for all of the kids to use. They run off of AAA batteries and seem to have a pretty long life off of the batteries so I'm really happy that we aren't having to replace the batteries all of the time and that we are getting a lot of use out of them. These are dual channel headphones so with the two DVD players that were in our van they are each have their own frequency and these headphones are designed to be able to link with either of the DVD players with the flip of a switch.\\n\\nThe sound quality is great and they are easy enough to use that even my kids can get them ready to go when they are using them and I don't have to help them get set up. I'm really happy with how easy they are for the kids to use and they can hear the movie great with these. They fold relatively flat to make storage easier and that is a big help as well. I'm very happy with these and can't recommend them enough, they are great quality and work great.\\n\\n5 Stars\",\n \"Product: 100% Cotton Stylish Bandana / Dribble Bibs provides ultra comfort and style for your babies and young toddler. It offers a funky yet practical solution to keep babies dry from dribble rash. Soft and comfortable: 100% cotton top layer with absorbent fleece layer underneath. Works like a bib but looks like a fashion scarf, adding the finishing touch to outfits. Out highly absorbent super soft quality bibs have passed and meet the human ecological requirements of Oeko Standard 100 and fulfill the requirements of REACH (incl. the use of azodyes, nickel etc) as well as America's requirement regarding total content of lead in children's articles. Buy with confidence. Your baby deserve the best.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great bib that works well, is easy to clean, and grows with your child!\\n\\nReview: This bib is really well made and works great for catching spills and drips and most of the things that babies drop when they are eating. Since it catches all of those things it saves you from having to clean them up out of the high chair and off of the floor so that works great, I'm really happy with that.\\n\\nThe bib itself is mad out of Silicone which makes it waterproof as well as incredibly easy to clean and reuse at the next meal. I love that. Since clothe ones then need to be run through the washing machine and dried this one saves me some laundry which is another big perk.\\n\\nThe adjustable neck strap is a great idea and allows the bib to grow with your child so you don't have to keep buying more, (its almost like the people who designed this have actually had kids) I love that.\\n\\nAll around this bib works well, is designed well and looks great as a bonus. I received this at a discount in exchange for an honest review. My thoughts and opinions are my own and I think this is great, I would recommend it to anyone with young kids.\",\n \"Product: Gonicc hedge clippers\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great reflective bands that give you great visibility to motorists.\\n\\nReview: These reflectors work great. I've been running for over 6 months consistently now and the time that works best for me is early in the morning, what I hate most about it is traffic. I'm worried they won't see me, or that I won't hear them with having headphones in, headlights help me see them, but it doesn't really help them see me. So I started looking at options and I didn't want to go with something else that I was going to have to wash all the time so when I came across these I was really happy. These are highly reflective you can see them really well at a distance. I tested them the other night with my wife and with a small flashlight she could see the reflection at about 300 feet, so I was really happy with that. It gives me a little more peace of mind while I'm running since a good chunk of the section that I run doesn't have a sidewalk I have to run on the road and get off into the grass when I see cars coming, this makes it easier for them to see me and I like that. These are great, it came with four, I usually only use two, but I think they make me visible enough that even 1 would be enough. I received these for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I'm very happy with these and would recommend them to any cyclist or runner, they are high quality, work well, and made to last. Five Stars\",\n \"Product: The Spark Revolution Dual LED Book Light is created with consideration of others in the room. This book light is breathtakingly bright without disturbing anyone sleeping nearby. Adjust the flexible neck quietly, and set the light intensity by using one or both LED lights; its radiance will be casted on the pages of your book, kindle or other e-readers. Additionally, the Spark Revolution Dual LED Book Lights lightweight and versatile, flat base will double as a tabletop lamp when not clipped to a book or tablet and used independently. No-Worry Warranty Included Made from extremely durable plastics and metals, your Spark Dual LED Book Light wont quit on you anytime soon. And as a guarantee of its craftsmanship, its covered under a lifetime warranty. If your book light fails to perform, well replace it.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a great little reading light, I can't recommend this enough.\\n\\nReview: This is a great book light. It has two small LED lights in it and you can select to use either one or two of them depending on how much light you need. The flexible neck stays put really well and doesn't fall or shake when you make small movements with your book. The clip holds the light on your book really well and doesn't slip or move. The battery lasts a long time, I have been using this a lot and only have to change batteries it about once a month and a half and while I haven't totaled up the hours of use before I need to change the batteries it I would guess it is 40+ per set of 3 AAA batteries, so the batteries really lasts well.\\n\\nThe light this puts off is plenty bright enough to read by even on the low setting and doesn't bother my wife when she is sleeping next to me while I read. I've even used this as a handy trouble light more than once as it is small enough to fit anywhere and gives off a ton of light. I'm really glad that I got this and couldn't be more happy with it.\\n\\nOverall I think this light is great. I received this light at a discount in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I'm so happy with this and would recommend it to everyone and have already bought a second one for my daughter. This light is awesome and I have no complaints.\\n\\n5 Stars\",\n \"Product: Fisher-Price Imaginext Castle Lion's Den Three stories of imaginative play - release the Lion's mane or collapse the tower!View larger Can the guards fight off the lion to keep the throne safe? You decide! View larger Bring young imaginations roaring to life! With this ferociously fierce castle that offers four levels of play and tons of activities, young knights-in-training will cross the threshold into a world of medieval adventure and fun! They can defend the Lion’s Den Castle against the evil dragon knights! Or they can be the attackers, firing disks at the castle to weaken its defenses. There are lights and sounds to add to the excitement – and surprises like a lion’s claw that can grab attackers and a lion that can be released on unsuspecting adversaries. I\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lion's Den Castle, tons of fun an some great features make play time a blast!\\n\\nReview: This castle has a ton of fun aspects. I love this one. I was fortunate enough to get this for free to try it out, and after giving it to my 4 year old son and playing with him we both had a great time. It has a sort of catapult that shoots little round disks that my son loves, as soon as he empties it he fills it back up and starts again. Everything is sturdy and designed to hold up to kids rough play. This castle inspires your kids imagination.\\n\\nThere is a lion that comes with the castle and by placing one of the figures in the right spot you can open a door allowing the lion to go attack the invaders. Another spot allows part of the castle wall to reach out and swipe intruders into the dungeon. There is a cell that the prisoner can escape from in the dungeon. You can also close up the castle when it is under siege and secure it against marauders. There is a trapdoor and even a hinged parapet wall that can drop the enemy outside of the castle. I can't recommend this castle set enough. There are expansions available to get more characters and weapons as well which I plan to get to expand the fun. My son loves it and so do I, 5 stars, I am very happy with the Imaginext Lion's Den Castle.\",\n \"Product: The far-reaches of space have converged on the earth! InSentinels of the Multiverse: Wrath of the Cosmos, heroes must join forces to defend the world from threats from beyond our galaxy. This expansion includes two cosmic heroes, four destructive villains, and two far-flung environments.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: In my opinion the best expansion for Sentinels of the Multiverse.\\n\\nReview: Wrath of the Cosmos is a great expansion for Sentinels of the Multiverse. With new heroes with some fun elements of attack it adds depth and variety to your game play. The villains are tough and one of them has a completely new element of attack that adds significant depth to the game. An extra deck full of cards that can either boost the villain or the heroes as an extra punch to the game and if that wasn't enough there is a unique scoring system with this additional deck that adds another level of complexity to your game play.\\n\\nOver all Wrath of the Cosmos is my favorite expansion for Sentinels because of the above mentioned reasons. If your a fan of Sentinels of the Multiverse, you need Wrath of the Cosmos.\",\n \"Product: Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. You're not sure which, but at least you've narrowed it down. You are rich with life experiences, but have had trouble trading them for goods and services. It's time to seek your fortune, or anyone's really whoever's is closest. To the west there's a land of milk and honey, full of giant bees and monstrous cows; to the east, a land of eggs and licorice; to the north, treacherous swamps; to the south, loyal jungles. But all of them have been thoroughly pillaged. You've heard legends, though, of a fifth direction as yet unspoiled, with its treasures conveniently gathered into troves. You have your sword and your trail mix, handed down from your father, and his father before him. You've recruited some recruits and hired some hirelings; you've shined your armor and distressed a damsel. You put up a sign saying \\\"Gone Adventuring\\\". Then you put up another sign, saying \\\"Beware of Dog\\\", in case people get any ideas. You're ready. You saddle up your trusty steed, and head forth. Dominion: Adventures, the ninth addition to the game of Dominion, contains 400 cards, 60 tokens and six mats. This expansion has 30 new Kingdom cards, including the return of Duration cards that do things on future turns, plus Reserve cards that can be saved for the right moment. There are also 20 Event cards that give you something to buy besides cards, including tokens that modify cards.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 5 Stars, great expansion to an amazing game.\\n\\nReview: Dominion Adventures is a great expansion to this great deck building game. In this expansion the focus is on delayed or continuous bonuses that you can acquire and use during the game. There are duration cards that bring a new element to the game and really change up the strategy that you use to win.\\n\\nAnother new element this game has is up-gradable character cards. Start as a low level and each time the card is played it is upgraded to the next level, until it reaches the 4th and highest level it can attain. These cards bring a new challenge to the game when learning to manage the use of these cards to make them stronger as they progress through the ranks.\\n\\nI have really enjoyed this expansion, there are some great cards in here that really add depth and fun elements to the game. There is a ton of replay value and I love this new expansion.\",\n \"Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Playmation Hero Smart Figures fall into four categories: Tanker, Striker, Medic, or Blaster. Different types of heroes have different advantages in battle. Each Hero Smart Figure comes armed with two attacks to help in combat, plus a unique ability that can be earned for the Avenger Gear. Fight alongside a hero on missions or spar in freeplay mode to level-up and get the ability for the next adventure (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). When the Playmation Marvel Avengers Hero Smart Figure is loaded on a Power Activator and connected to Avenger Gear (sold separately), the player can interact with the figure by practicing battle skills or teaming up to save Earth! Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bring the second Avengers movie to life in your own home by fighting Super Ultron Bot yourself!\\n\\nReview: Super Ultron Bot is the bad guy from the Avengers: Age of Ultron movie and he has his own strengths and weaknesses that you will learn as you play. With your Playmation set you essentially get to fight Super Ultron Bot head on and you will both gain experience and strength as you play, earn action points, and level up. Each time you level up with your repulsor, you are stronger and harder to defeat, the same is true for Super Ultron Bot. He grows stronger and harder to defeat. He also has his own attacks that are different than other figures and you will learn what works well against them and what doesn't.\\n\\nSuper Ultron Bot is a great addition to your Playmation set and gives you some extra variety as you play. My kids love this and we are very happy with how active they have been playing with this!\\n\\n5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Playmation Hero Smart Figures fall into four categories: Tanker, Striker, Medic, or Blaster. Different types of heroes have different advantages in battle. Each Hero Smart Figure comes armed with two attacks to help in combat, plus a unique ability that can be earned for the Avenger Gear. Fight alongside a hero on missions or spar in freeplay mode to level-up and get the ability for the next adventure (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). When the Playmation Marvel Avengers Hero Smart Figure is loaded on a Power Activator and connected to Avenger Gear (sold separately), the player can interact with the figure by practicing battle skills or teaming up to save Earth! Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a great way to add variety to your kids Playmation set!\\n\\nReview: Hulk is a bigger than most of the other figures the come with Playmation and he has his own strengths and weaknesses that you will learn as you play. With your Playmation set you essentially get to spar with Hulk and you both gain experience and strength as you play and level up. Each time you level up you are stronger and harder to defeat, the same is true for Hulk. He grows stronger and harder to defeat, and has his own attacks that are different than other figures. The more you fight him the more you will learn what works well against them and what doesn't.\\n\\nHulk is a great addition to your Playmation set and gives you some extra variety as you play. My kids love this and we are very happy with how active they have been playing with this!\\n\\n5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Playmation Hero Smart Figures fall into four categories: Tanker, Striker, Medic, or Blaster. Different types of heroes have different advantages in battle. Each Hero Smart Figure comes armed with two attacks to help in combat, plus a unique ability that can be earned for the Avenger Gear. Fight alongside a hero on missions or spar in freeplay mode to level-up and get the ability for the next adventure (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). When the Playmation Marvel Avengers Hero Smart Figure is loaded on a Power Activator and connected to Avenger Gear (sold separately), the player can interact with the figure by practicing battle skills or teaming up to save Earth! Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great addition to your Playmation set.\\n\\nReview: Hulkbuster is a bigger Iron Man suit that Tony Stark built just in case the Hulk ever got loose and needed to be reigned in. With Playmation you essentially get to spar with Hulkbuster and you both gain experience and strength as you play and level up. Each time you level up you are stronger and harder to defeat, the same is true for each of the figures. They grow stronger and harder to defeat, and each have their own attacks and the more you fight them, the more you will learn what works well against them and what doesn't.\\n\\nHulkbuster is a great addition to your Playmation set and gives you some extra variety as you play. My kids love this and we are very happy with how active they have been playing with this!\\n\\n5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. With the Playmation Marvel Avengers Starter Pack, players have the core products they need to carry out their first missions and fight alongside the Avengers in the battle to defend Earth from Ultron! The Starter Pack comes with 4 locations and 25 missions out of the box so that players can jump right into the action! This Iron Man-inspired Repulsor Gear with motion-sensing technology puts players in the Avengers action. Players can strap on the gear and use the motion-based controls to battle their way through missions with three different blast modes, blocking, dodging, sneaking, running, jumping and more. Power Activators bring missions to life with over 20 different enemies, and can load Smart Figures to interact with each character. Players can feel like part of the battle as the Repulsor Gear vibrates with every blast and activates awesome light and sound effects. Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tons of fun and it progressively gets harder and so your kids will keep at it for a long time and it doesn't get old!\\n\\nReview: My kids love this. We've had it for a week and a half now and they are playing with it constantly. I would recommend investing in some rechargeable batteries for it, because it takes a lot. We are still on our first set of batteries and my kids have played with it for at least 15 hours total so far, so they last for a while, but I don't know how long they will last.\\n\\nThe different figures as well as your child with their Repulsor (Iron man arm) can both level up and attack each other. The figures will shoot back and your child will have to shield and/or dodge their attack. When the battle is over they earn action points that help them towards leveling up. As they level up they get stronger, the figure that you are attacking will also get stronger and be harder to defeat and it's attacks will become more powerful.\\n\\nThere is also an app that you can download for free that goes along with Playmation and it has a lot of really cool features that enhance the play even more. My kids have spent some time on the app while the others are playing and they seem to really like the app as well, though I have only spent a few minutes on it myself.\\n\\nThis is a great way to get your kids active and moving, they could potentially stay fairly still if they wanted to, but so far my kids have really gotten into it and they are moving around all of the time with it.\\n\\nAt first we were a little concerned about the volume of the Repulsor, it's default setting is really loud and we couldn't figure out how to turn down the volume, but after a quick online search, we found out that you can access the settings through the app and we were then able to adjust the volume and it's much better now.\\n\\nThis is worth the investment since it will keep your kids moving and playing. It really gets their imagination going and I was amazed at how quickly they immersed themselves with it. I played it myself once and was surprised at how fun it was, I almost didn't want to give it back to my kids. Disney has a winner with this one and I'm excited to see what they do with this technology and play style in the future.\",\n \"Product: Playmation is the next step in the evolution of play, where digital gets physical and imagination gets real. Inter-connected products with embedded content let players step into the world of Marvels Avengers! Control the adventures with wearable gear that lets users feel the battle and puts them at the center of the action. Watch out! This Ultron Prowler Bot vehicle has 360-degree motion capability and is self-navigating, making it a formidable foe. The Ultron Prowler Bot vehicle tracks the players movements when they wear Avenger Gear (sold separately), so take cover and get ready to battle! When players battle the Ultron Prowler Bot, theyll feel like theyre part of the action as the enemy activates light and sound effects in battle, and blasts back! Defeat the Prowler Bot to level up and earn a unique ability for the Avenger Gear! When the player battles the Playmation Marvel Avengers Ultron Prowler Bot vehicle with Avenger Gear (sold separately), they can improve villain-fighting skills, unlock an additional location, and access exclusive missions (Avenger Gear must be registered with the AvengerNet App see below for app details). Playmation TM & Disney. 2015 MARVEL Hasbro and all related terms are trademarks of Hasbro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This should be your first expansion for a Playmation set!\\n\\nReview: Playmation Ultron Prowler Bot is a great way to change up the way your kids interact and play with Playmation. The Ultron Prowler Bot is currently the only target that doesn't require the base to be used. Since it isn't fixed to a base it is able to move around. When you fight it it can sense where you are and sometimes will advance on your position and at other times it will retreat or turn in an attempt to flank you.\\n\\nThis has brought a whole new element to my kids play and has them running from room to room as they fight the Prowler bot. In my opinion this should be the first thing that you buy if you are looking to expand your kids' Playmation set. We have a few of the figures and my kids love battling against them, but the Prowler Bot is by far their favorite. Just like the figures the Prowler bot will level up and become hard to defeat as well as more aggressive, which adds to the fun.\\n\\nI couldn't be happier with the Prowler bot and I'm glad that we added it to our set since it adds a whole new field and style of play to my kids Playmation.\\n\\n5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Above and Below is a mashup of town-building and storytelling where you and up to three friends compete to build the best village above and below ground. In the game, you send your villagers to perform jobs like exploring the cave, harvesting resources, and constructing houses. Each villager has unique skills and abilities, and you must decide how to best use them. You have your own personal village board, and you slide the villagers on this board to various areas to indicate that they've been given jobs to do. Will you send Hanna along on the expedition to the cave? Or should she instead spend her time teaching important skills to one of the young villagers.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great mechanics, unique game style that makes you want to start again as soon as you finish your first game.\\n\\nReview: Above and Below is a great strategy/worker placement game that throws in some elements of resource management. Throughout the game you have opportunities to assign your workers different tasks like, building structures, gathering resources, recruiting villagers, or exploring caves.\\n\\nExploring the brings a fun element to the game. There is an encounter book that comes with the game and if you choose to explore the cave you draw a card and roll a die. You find the number that is assigned to your die roll on the card and read that encounter. The encounters will have an option, such as break through a door to explore further, or look for another area to search, or you find a woman in distress, do you help her or go on your way. Each choice has a reward or consequence and some lead you to another set of choices. Each choice you make you roll the dice to see if you are successful or not, and some of them have the opportunity for greater rewards if you roll high enough. Each of your villagers have abilities that coincide with your die roll that will help you to achieve or fail, so sometimes it is more beneficial to send a large party of villages exploring the cave, and other times it wastes the extra villagers if it ends up being a simpler task.\\n\\nSuccessfully completing your encounter allows you to claim the explored cavern and then you will have the opportunity to build special subterranean buildings that have their own unique benefits.\\n\\nOverall I am really impressed with Above and Below. It has some great mechanics and the game is simply a lot of fun to play. The game has a set number of turns until the game is over, but we have found that it is a lot of fun to add 2-4 extra turns onto the end of the game to allow you to explore and expand your village a little more. The game is easy to learn and tons of fun with huge replay value.\\n\\n5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Features: Battery Operated Flashing,Sounding Material: Plastic 360 Rotation Dancing Electric Robot including Light & Music Dancing electric robot model toy. This robot can dance, sing and give out light from its antenna Turn on it, and then its antenna will give out light and rotate like a colorful circular. You can see a red circular on the ground When it is dancing, its hands will flash light and bob, and it legs will also dance regularly. There is foundation, which allow it sit on the ground and rotate, under its body Some music will play during dancing Must be a best gift. Notice: It must be put on the flat ground and held before dancing Product Specifications: Battery: 3 x 1.5V AA batteries -Not Included. Suitable Age: 14+ Size: 200 x 160 x 80 mm / 7.87 x 6.3 x 3.15 inch Net Weight: 400 g / 14.11 oz\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Started to smell like it was burning after two minutes and ripped a chunk out of my son's hair\\n\\nReview: If I could give this zero stars I would. I got this for my son as a present and it took almost a month for it to arrive. If that wasn't bad enough he was so excited when he opened it, we immediately put batteries (not included) in it. He turned it on and it started to sing and dance. It only has about a 20-30 second routine and it starts over, that's all it does. My son was playing with it and after 2-3 minutes we noticed a burning electrical smell. My son tried to turn it off and in the process its wheeled feet ripped a chunk of his hair out.\\n\\nSo I just requested a refund, this thing is junk. The song is annoying, it's routine is a 20-30 second loop over and over again. After two minutes it started to smell like it was burning. And it ripped out a chunk of his hair. Pictures below. Now my son is upset, doesn't get his present and has to wait for me to get him something else. I'm mad that I wasted time and money on this piece of junk and have to go through the hassle of returning it. Don't buy this, it's junk and doesn't work well. Stay clear of this it is awful. The last picture of the box cracks me up the most since this is such a bad product, but on the box it says \\\"Dancing Robot To be highly praised and appreciated by consuming public\\\". I'm not praising this or appreciating it, and I am really hoping to get my money back so I'm not consuming it either.\\n\\nThe box has horrible English written on it and almost doesn't make sense when you read it.\\n\\nZero stars wasn't an option so I reluctantly gave this one star which is way more than it deserves.\",\n \"Product: Send By ePacket ,about 8-10 days arrived your door.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great kite, fun to fly and unique design.\\n\\nReview: This is a great kite, it flies well and it well made and a lot bigger than it looks in the picture. I was surprised by the side of it, but I'm really happy with it. My kids love to fly this, I have to help them to get it off the grown, but then they can fly it and have a lot of fun with it. This was a great purchase for it and we love that it is different from most kites that you see so it was a fun one for us to have.\\n\\nThis kite works really well and is easy to fly as long as you have a steady wind. The kite is made well and it has held up really well for us so far and I'm sure that it will continue to do so in the future. I'm really happy with this, my kids love it and I have no complaints what so ever.\\n\\n5 Stars, this is a great kite.\",\n \"Product: Jill Williamson is a novelist, dreamer, and believer. She writes stories that combine danger, suspense, and adventure for people of all ages. Jill started Novel Teen Book Reviews (www.novelteen.com) to help teens find great books to read. She lives in Oregon with her husband and two children. By Darkness Hid is her first novel.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An amazing conclusion to this epic series.\\n\\nReview: Over the three books of the Blood of Kings trilogy I have follow a young mistreated peasant boy ride in station and become a knights apprentice. As a squire he learns how to handle a sword and fight, he also learns self respect and to treat others well.\\n\\nWhen he learns more about his past, he learns he was orphaned at infancy and raised as a stray, unwanted and unloved. He also learns that his parents were not peasants but the King and Queen of the land.\\n\\nThe man who raised him had lied to him all these years and traded his own son in his place as the Prince of the land. Along with the knight who trained him and a few others he quests to regain his families rule over the land.\\n\\nFrom Darkness won is the conclusion of this epic journey as Achan the stray turned King takes the throne and finds his Queen.\\n\\nThis series has been amazing and I can't recommend it enough. Read this series, you'll be glad you did.\\n\\n5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Working in the health and fitness industry for over 20 years Jackson Nash has built a reputation as a world class personal trainer and nutritionist. With solid fundamentals and a down to earth focus Jackson has now taken his offline business online. Jackson has worked with athletes in all four major North American sports franchises as well as trained well known celebrities. Working with a wide array of clients from all over the world has helped Jackson gain knowledge and insights on the best ways to get people in top shape. You can find him over at JacksonNashFitness.com where you will find the latest cutting edge fitness information.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Some good recipes and tips for making better smoothies.\\n\\nReview: There are some good smoothie recipes in this book and throughout most of the book the author gives a lot of information about making smoothies and how to use different ingredients to either get the most nutrients, or better flavors depending on what you are wanting. I thought the information and recipes were good, but not great.\\n\\nIt was free so I can't complain about that, but I would have been a little annoyed had I paid for this. There are some unique combinations and things in this book that I haven't seen in other books which was nice. I have tried making some of the recipes in here and thought that they all tasted good, but I haven't tried them all and a few of them just didn't sound like they would taste good in my opinion, but maybe they do.\\n\\nIf you are looking for some new recipes or some tips on making better smoothies then this short read is worth the effort, but if you are looking for something that will amaze and inspire you this just isn't it.\",\n \"Product: By day, Lauricia Matuska is a mild-mannered teacher of high school literature and creative writing. By night she is a clandestine writer, fighting battles against time and responsibility to steal precious moments in which to compose the next pages of her current novel-in-progress. An avid reader of fantasy literature since the age of ten, her desire to write manifested in middle school but was buried under the well-meant warnings of concerned adults. Her freshman year in college began with courses in honors English and remedial college algebra. Two semesters of immense success in my literature classes and abysmal failure in remedial math convinced her that she was not designed to be a scientist, so she changed her major and returned to her first love.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Mankind has been oppressed as slaves, but can they change their fate?\\n\\nReview: The Healer's Rune is book one in this series, and I'm really excited to see what comes next. If you are a fan of fantasy this book is for you, its a fresh thought and unique concept in the fantasy stories I have ready. Many others have too many similarities that reading this was a refreshing change.\\n\\nMankind has been oppressed as slaves, but can man change their fate? Without the use of magic how can they overcome their oppressors? Sabine works to start a revolution to free mankind from their suppressed state. As a healer in the village she is from she has a unique opportunity to reach out to the sick and hurting. She must overcome prejudices, fears, and lies that have kept human kind beneath the heel of their oppressors.\\n\\nI really enjoyed this fresh approach to a fantasy novel and I'm can't wait to see where this story takes us in the next book. It is a fun read with a great pace, the characters have depth and you feel a connection with Sabine. 5 Stars!\",\n \"Product: Mike Wolff s heart is for the many men who now sit languishing in the back pews of church buildings across America. He is an author, speaker, and leadership coach, and directs two ministries in Littleton, Colorado. Mike s great adventure through the Psalms began with personal struggles to find depth, passion, meaning, and connection to God in his prayer life. Since first being introduced to the practice in 1999, he has found his answers in making it a regular part of his daily devotionals. Michael is married to Tammi, and has three sons and three grandchildren.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If you're a Christian you need to read this book and pray through Psalms. You'll be glad you did.\\n\\nReview: Praying Today's Psalms is a great devotional that will open your eyes to a depth of the book of Psalms that you never knew before. I always thought the Psalms were songs and some of them are, but when you look at them as prayers, wow, they are even more powerful. Wolff has done a great job converting the Psalms into today's language all the while retaining the original meaning.\\n\\nThis is book two of the series and I read them out of order and so next I'm going to get started on book one. Each Chapter covers a Psalm converted to terms and meaning that applies to our lives today, while still staying true to the original scripture's meaning. The chapters are easy to ready and loaded with impact for your life and your walk with God\\n\\nI have really enjoyed working through this book and feel like I have gotten a lot out of it. If you truly pray through the Psalms you will draw closer to God. David who wrote the majority of the Psalms was after all called a man after God's own heart. That is what I want for my life, I want to be a man after God's own heart. Praying through the Psalms is going to become a common part of my walk and I'm so glad that I came across this book. I can't recommend this enough.\\n\\nIf you're a Christian you need to read this book and pray through Psalms. You'll be glad you did.\\n\\n5 out of 5 Stars!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":21,"string":"21"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":158,"string":"158"}}},{"rowIdx":159,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2UFNPMCFLC7PX"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"A Future for Cheetahs is a simple and elegant large-format book of incredible photography that provides insight on the past and present, and future of cheetahs in the wild. It features commentary by Dr. Laurie Marker, world renowned authority on cheetahs, and illustrated through imagery captured by renowned wildlife photographer, Suzi Eszterhas. Through the eyes of the cheetah, this picture book story will bring you, the reader, face to face with some of the rarest and most beautiful images taken of wild cheetah. Equally as powerful, compelling stories and photos will weave a story of the conservation initiatives that are the key to their very survival.\". The summary of the review text is \"A beautiful introduction to the Ecology and Human Ecology of the Cheetah\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In this lavishly illustrated \"mini-coffee-table book\" the authors give us a wonderful introduction both to cheetah biology and the conservation challenges that Cheetahs and humans confront in parts of 21st century Africa. You will be drawn in by the photos, which are indeed stunning, but you will linger for the text, which lays out many of the dilemmas that confront conservationists torn to on the one hand protect charismatic large carnivores, but also on the other to conserve the livelihoods of the people who dwell on the land and the health of the land itself. In focusing on the aesthetic importance of the Cheetah in the African landscape the authors play well on their strengths, but this book will also be a useful introduction to more general aspects of conservation biology and the human ecology that must accompany it if conservation is to succeed."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In this lavishly illustrated \"mini-coffee-table book\" the authors give us a wonderful introduction both to cheetah biology and the conservation challenges that Cheetahs and humans confront in parts of 21st century Africa. You will be drawn in by the photos, which are indeed stunning, but you will linger for the text, which lays out many of the dilemmas that confront conservationists torn to on the one hand protect charismatic large carnivores, but also on the other to conserve the livelihoods of the people who dwell on the land and the health of the land itself. In focusing on the aesthetic importance of the Cheetah in the African landscape the authors play well on their strengths, but this book will also be a useful introduction to more general aspects of conservation biology and the human ecology that must accompany it if conservation is to succeed."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchases deadly cavitation technology, built to his specifications. In Vancouver, a small research submarine is leased for use in the waters of New Guinea. And in Tokyo, an intelligence agent tries to understand what it all means. Thus begins Michael Crichton's exciting and provocative techno-thriller State of Fear. Only Crichton's unique ability to blend scientific fact with pulse-pounding fiction could bring such disparate elements to a heart-stopping conclusion. This is Crichton's most wide-ranging thriller. State of Fear takes the reader from the glaciers of Iceland to the volcanoes of Antarctica, from the Arizona desert to the deadly jungles of the Solomon Islands, from the streets of Paris to the beaches of Los Angeles. The novel races forward on a roller-coaster thrill ride, all the while keeping the brain in high gear. Gripping and thought-provoking, State of Fear is Michael Crichton at his best.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: I couldn't finish it\n\nReview: As other reviewers have pointed out, Crichton has long ago locked himself into a particular format for his \"techno-thrillers\", and, to do him justice, some of his earlier books were quite remarkable -I still think of TERMINAL MAN as one of the most remarkable pieces of \"near science\" fiction ever written. Unfortunately, as he has aged, Crichton's biases & dislikes have come to dominate his writing to a remarkable degree, but I tended to forgive him his politics & questionable mixing of real and imaginary \"footnotes\" because he could certainly move a story along. Alas, in STATE OF FEAR he manages to cross the uncrossable line for a successful author of thrillers: he is downright boring. I tried. I tried really hard. I just couldn't find either a believable plot-line or a likable character in this book. Maybe things improve towards the end (as my review title indicates, I didn't make it all the way through) but dialog is wooden, characterization gives \"cardboard\" a bad name, and by the half-way point I found myself just wishing that everyone would go off, have a double latte, and chill out. I struggled on a bit further, trying to be at least a bit annoyed with Crichton's self-serving selection/manufacture of \"evidence\" but finally decided that life was just too short. My only concern MIGHT be that people might believe Crichton's arguments, but I doubt it -those who can make it the whole way probably already think like him & the rest of us are, I hope, thinking seriously about greenhouse gas emissions. On to next.","Product: BRAND NEW, Exactly same ISBN as listed, Please double check ISBN carefully before ordering.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: couldn't put it down\n\nReview: I stumbled over this book in probably the perfect setting -the New Bedford Whaling Museum- & as my title indicates, I literally couldn't put it down. Instead I retired to a quiet corner of the museum shop and, well, a couple of hours later I came to with the bulk of the book read. Not that this isn't a well-researched book with good background material, but i found both the drama of the story & Philbrick's prose quite compelling & this for someone who frankly doesn't like whaling stories! This is an exciting window into a strange and terrible period in our relationship with the sea, and also an amazing glimpse at the lives of soem extraordinary men placed in impossible conditions. Philbrick gives us the sense of both their strengths and weaknesses without excessive pseudo-psychoanalysis, and we are left frankly in a state of wonder -wonder at how the survivors not only made it through their epic voyage, but also the rest of their lives, and also wonder at how we would have fared under similar circumstances.","Product: In August 1914 the two greatest navies in the world confronted each other across the North Sea. This is a book about leadership and command, bravery and timidity, genius and folly.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A good sequel to DREADNOUGHT\n\nReview: ...but at the same time perhaps a little disappointing. This is probably the most \"readable\" account of the Royal Navy in the First World War that I have read -and I have read quite a few- but at the same time I kept feeling that something was missing. Part of me wonders if it has nothing to do with Massie & the mere fact that the really important part of naval strategy in the Great War was making sure that Nothing Happened dooms any account to \"something missing\". At the same time however I feel that Massie could have made use of a better editor in this follow-up to his really interesting first volume on the pre-war Anglo-German arms race. Here we all too often have the text of a message or letter as it was written TO someone & then a few pages later we have the exact same text repeated as it is received by someone -it makes one keep thinking \"but wait, we already KNEW that!\" More than half the book is devoted to the first year of the war, and much of the rest revolves around Jutland, and while I was fascinated by the accounts of Coronel & the Falklands, I wish that Massie had perhaps given more time to the smaller engagements & perhaps to the sheer tedious hell of the blockade. At the same time, given that I am discussing an author who has already shown a predeliction to battleships (and who writes superbly about them) I probably shouldn't complain that very little of this book goes anywhere that a battleship or a battleship enthusiast hasn't gone. Massie touches on the personalities & issues of Jellicoe vs. Beatty, Churchill vs. Fisher, and Fisher vs. Everyone, but I wanted more. I am probably just greedy, but to me an ideal Massie would have been a trilogy: pre-war (already done extraordinarily well in his DREADNOUGHT); The war's outbreak through Jutland as a Vol 2. and post-Jutland to 1942 & the effective end of battleships in the South China Sea in Vol 3. Lacking that this is still a \"must have\" for any fan of the Navy, but I feel a little like Beatty must have felt when the High Seas Fleet surrendered without a fight:Well, this is glorious, but it isn't exactly what I wanted.","Product: Naturalist Charles Darwin (1809-1882) is the father of evolution. His groundbreaking The Origin of Species argued that all species of life have descended over time from common ancestors, and proposed the scientific theory that this branching pattern of evolution resulted from a process that he called natural selection. As much as anyone in the modern era, Darwin has changed the course of human thought.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A must read for Darwin enthusiasts\n\nReview: Don't be put off by the rather grim portrait of Darwin that adorns this edition -and be aware that there are SEVERAL editions of the AUTOBIOGRAPHY, including a somewhat \"censored\" one in which Darwin's wife took out bits that she didn't like -perhaps the most interesting editions are the ones that put these bits back in but italicize or bold them so that you can get a sense of what wasn't \"proper\" in Emma's mind. This is by no means a definitive Life of Darwin (for that I strongly encourage you to read Janet Brown's excellent 2 part series)but it does give us a gentle portrait of Darwin as he saw himself in late middle age, and it has provided lots of grist for the historians & psychohistorians in their speculations about what Darwin felt about religion, his parents, etc. For my part it only reinforces my impression of a truly wonderful man who was constantly puzzled in a pleasant way with the diversity of life & living, and while he may have had personal demons to grapple with (don't we all?) he was still able to enjoy both his science and his friends and his family. It is primarily this enjoyment that I walk away with after reading this book. Oh yes, the grim portrait on the cover. I doubt that Darwin thought of himself like that, he was FUN, and I think he mostly HAD fun, apart from the periodic bouts with illness. My favorite \"portrait\" of Darwin is the fantasy picture of young Chas \"hanging out\" in high top sneakers that adorns Phil Darlington's too-long-out-of-print EVOLUTION FOR NATURALISTS."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchases deadly cavitation technology, built to his specifications. In Vancouver, a small research submarine is leased for use in the waters of New Guinea. And in Tokyo, an intelligence agent tries to understand what it all means. Thus begins Michael Crichton's exciting and provocative techno-thriller State of Fear. Only Crichton's unique ability to blend scientific fact with pulse-pounding fiction could bring such disparate elements to a heart-stopping conclusion. This is Crichton's most wide-ranging thriller. State of Fear takes the reader from the glaciers of Iceland to the volcanoes of Antarctica, from the Arizona desert to the deadly jungles of the Solomon Islands, from the streets of Paris to the beaches of Los Angeles. The novel races forward on a roller-coaster thrill ride, all the while keeping the brain in high gear. Gripping and thought-provoking, State of Fear is Michael Crichton at his best.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: I couldn't finish it\\n\\nReview: As other reviewers have pointed out, Crichton has long ago locked himself into a particular format for his \\\"techno-thrillers\\\", and, to do him justice, some of his earlier books were quite remarkable -I still think of TERMINAL MAN as one of the most remarkable pieces of \\\"near science\\\" fiction ever written. Unfortunately, as he has aged, Crichton's biases & dislikes have come to dominate his writing to a remarkable degree, but I tended to forgive him his politics & questionable mixing of real and imaginary \\\"footnotes\\\" because he could certainly move a story along. Alas, in STATE OF FEAR he manages to cross the uncrossable line for a successful author of thrillers: he is downright boring. I tried. I tried really hard. I just couldn't find either a believable plot-line or a likable character in this book. Maybe things improve towards the end (as my review title indicates, I didn't make it all the way through) but dialog is wooden, characterization gives \\\"cardboard\\\" a bad name, and by the half-way point I found myself just wishing that everyone would go off, have a double latte, and chill out. I struggled on a bit further, trying to be at least a bit annoyed with Crichton's self-serving selection/manufacture of \\\"evidence\\\" but finally decided that life was just too short. My only concern MIGHT be that people might believe Crichton's arguments, but I doubt it -those who can make it the whole way probably already think like him & the rest of us are, I hope, thinking seriously about greenhouse gas emissions. On to next.\",\n \"Product: BRAND NEW, Exactly same ISBN as listed, Please double check ISBN carefully before ordering.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: couldn't put it down\\n\\nReview: I stumbled over this book in probably the perfect setting -the New Bedford Whaling Museum- & as my title indicates, I literally couldn't put it down. Instead I retired to a quiet corner of the museum shop and, well, a couple of hours later I came to with the bulk of the book read. Not that this isn't a well-researched book with good background material, but i found both the drama of the story & Philbrick's prose quite compelling & this for someone who frankly doesn't like whaling stories! This is an exciting window into a strange and terrible period in our relationship with the sea, and also an amazing glimpse at the lives of soem extraordinary men placed in impossible conditions. Philbrick gives us the sense of both their strengths and weaknesses without excessive pseudo-psychoanalysis, and we are left frankly in a state of wonder -wonder at how the survivors not only made it through their epic voyage, but also the rest of their lives, and also wonder at how we would have fared under similar circumstances.\",\n \"Product: In August 1914 the two greatest navies in the world confronted each other across the North Sea. This is a book about leadership and command, bravery and timidity, genius and folly.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A good sequel to DREADNOUGHT\\n\\nReview: ...but at the same time perhaps a little disappointing. This is probably the most \\\"readable\\\" account of the Royal Navy in the First World War that I have read -and I have read quite a few- but at the same time I kept feeling that something was missing. Part of me wonders if it has nothing to do with Massie & the mere fact that the really important part of naval strategy in the Great War was making sure that Nothing Happened dooms any account to \\\"something missing\\\". At the same time however I feel that Massie could have made use of a better editor in this follow-up to his really interesting first volume on the pre-war Anglo-German arms race. Here we all too often have the text of a message or letter as it was written TO someone & then a few pages later we have the exact same text repeated as it is received by someone -it makes one keep thinking \\\"but wait, we already KNEW that!\\\" More than half the book is devoted to the first year of the war, and much of the rest revolves around Jutland, and while I was fascinated by the accounts of Coronel & the Falklands, I wish that Massie had perhaps given more time to the smaller engagements & perhaps to the sheer tedious hell of the blockade. At the same time, given that I am discussing an author who has already shown a predeliction to battleships (and who writes superbly about them) I probably shouldn't complain that very little of this book goes anywhere that a battleship or a battleship enthusiast hasn't gone. Massie touches on the personalities & issues of Jellicoe vs. Beatty, Churchill vs. Fisher, and Fisher vs. Everyone, but I wanted more. I am probably just greedy, but to me an ideal Massie would have been a trilogy: pre-war (already done extraordinarily well in his DREADNOUGHT); The war's outbreak through Jutland as a Vol 2. and post-Jutland to 1942 & the effective end of battleships in the South China Sea in Vol 3. Lacking that this is still a \\\"must have\\\" for any fan of the Navy, but I feel a little like Beatty must have felt when the High Seas Fleet surrendered without a fight:Well, this is glorious, but it isn't exactly what I wanted.\",\n \"Product: Naturalist Charles Darwin (1809-1882) is the father of evolution. His groundbreaking The Origin of Species argued that all species of life have descended over time from common ancestors, and proposed the scientific theory that this branching pattern of evolution resulted from a process that he called natural selection. As much as anyone in the modern era, Darwin has changed the course of human thought.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A must read for Darwin enthusiasts\\n\\nReview: Don't be put off by the rather grim portrait of Darwin that adorns this edition -and be aware that there are SEVERAL editions of the AUTOBIOGRAPHY, including a somewhat \\\"censored\\\" one in which Darwin's wife took out bits that she didn't like -perhaps the most interesting editions are the ones that put these bits back in but italicize or bold them so that you can get a sense of what wasn't \\\"proper\\\" in Emma's mind. This is by no means a definitive Life of Darwin (for that I strongly encourage you to read Janet Brown's excellent 2 part series)but it does give us a gentle portrait of Darwin as he saw himself in late middle age, and it has provided lots of grist for the historians & psychohistorians in their speculations about what Darwin felt about religion, his parents, etc. For my part it only reinforces my impression of a truly wonderful man who was constantly puzzled in a pleasant way with the diversity of life & living, and while he may have had personal demons to grapple with (don't we all?) he was still able to enjoy both his science and his friends and his family. It is primarily this enjoyment that I walk away with after reading this book. Oh yes, the grim portrait on the cover. I doubt that Darwin thought of himself like that, he was FUN, and I think he mostly HAD fun, apart from the periodic bouts with illness. My favorite \\\"portrait\\\" of Darwin is the fantasy picture of young Chas \\\"hanging out\\\" in high top sneakers that adorns Phil Darlington's too-long-out-of-print EVOLUTION FOR NATURALISTS.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":159,"string":"159"}}},{"rowIdx":160,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3R8PXSFGY9MC2"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Young VietNam vet stumbles upon remnants of a drug deal gone bad in W. Texas 1980 -- he's hunted by two vicious assassins who want t he money back.\". The summary of the review text is \"No Country for Old Men\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I want to start by saying `No Country For Old Men' has one of the most menacing bad guys of the many films that I have seen. He is mostly eerily silent and when he does talk it is quietly and controlled, he is ruthless, unrelenting and with an almost psychopathic element to his nature. This alone would make for compelling viewing before you add in the storyline of the film. From the word go this film has a dark and brooding atmosphere to it and the tension is palpable and only builds as it progresses. Following one man who stumbles across a case full of money, another trying to track him down and the sheriff who is trying to protect and serve, provides the hunter and hunted plot that keeps you fully engrossed. This has amazing performances from all involved, Brolin, Lee-Jones and Bardem are all riveting to watch and this is probably Tommy Lee-Jones' best performance to date. You get the added bonus of Woody Harrelson in a minor role and yet he still manages to deliver another top job as he always does. At just under two hours this film isn't excessively long and I found myself intrigued and on edge the whole time. The ending kind of fizzled out after ratcheting up the tension (hence the four stars) but overall this makes for satisfying viewing. This is one of those films on Amazon that seems to be either loved or hated and it has to be said that it's not your Hollywood, all action blockbuster, but it's all the better for that. If you like well acted, slow burning, beautifully directed and tension filled films, then this is the place to go. Well worth a viewing.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I want to start by saying `No Country For Old Men' has one of the most menacing bad guys of the many films that I have seen. He is mostly eerily silent and when he does talk it is quietly and controlled, he is ruthless, unrelenting and with an almost psychopathic element to his nature. This alone would make for compelling viewing before you add in the storyline of the film. From the word go this film has a dark and brooding atmosphere to it and the tension is palpable and only builds as it progresses. Following one man who stumbles across a case full of money, another trying to track him down and the sheriff who is trying to protect and serve, provides the hunter and hunted plot that keeps you fully engrossed. This has amazing performances from all involved, Brolin, Lee-Jones and Bardem are all riveting to watch and this is probably Tommy Lee-Jones' best performance to date. You get the added bonus of Woody Harrelson in a minor role and yet he still manages to deliver another top job as he always does. At just under two hours this film isn't excessively long and I found myself intrigued and on edge the whole time. The ending kind of fizzled out after ratcheting up the tension (hence the four stars) but overall this makes for satisfying viewing. This is one of those films on Amazon that seems to be either loved or hated and it has to be said that it's not your Hollywood, all action blockbuster, but it's all the better for that. If you like well acted, slow burning, beautifully directed and tension filled films, then this is the place to go. Well worth a viewing.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Hardcover storybook.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Asterix and the Falling Sky\n\nReview: I am sad to say that `Asterix and the Falling Sky' is a huge disappointment and as a fan of the series I hate starting a review in this way. It isn't so much that this looks at space creatures visiting the village, which is a huge departure from the Roman era stories we are used to, but it is that this book has none of the charm or humour that the series is renowned for. I was eagerly expecting the tongue in cheek remarks and puns so beloved by fans of Asterix and instead we are offered tired jokes that play on past glory rather than anything new moving the books on. The story is sadly unoriginal, with yet another group of `baddies' after the magic potion, the only deviation from this plot line is that they come from outer space. This is written in tribute to Walt Disney and in fact the space character looks a great deal like a Disney character (look at the gloves to see what I mean!) and his name is an anagram of Walt Disney. This may be admirable but detracts from the authenticity of the Asterix franchise. If you like the series then there will be something here for you to enjoy, the art work is as great as ever for example, but you may also be left disappointed and will have to reread a past book to remind yourself just why you loved these books so much. This is one for avid collectors, but if this is your first foray into the series then I recommend you try other books initially before you work your way to this one.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: With the Philips 32PFL6704D 32 inch 1080p LCD HDTV experience brilliant performance with a breathtaking full HD 1080p, 120Hz display. Combined with HD Natural Motion and incredible surround sound from invisible speakers, this Flat TV ensures youre always part of the action. Pixel Precise HD brings picture quality to the next level with 69 billion colors. 120Hz Clear LCD creates extreme motion sharpness for clear and vibrant images even with fast on-screen motion. This TV is easy to connect and enjoy with four HDMI inputs with Easylink for a full HD connection.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Philips 32 Inch HDTV\n\nReview: This Philips HDTV offers up great picture quality, impressive sound, an array of useable features and attractive style. This is quick to set-up out of the box and you are able to customise the picture quality to your own preference using an easy side by side picture comparison sequence. This has plenty of inputs for Blu-Ray players, games consoles, satellite receivers and more and you are able to add each appliance to the master screen with appropriate icons for ease of finding. This also has USB ports so you can play you digital cameras through them and see your photos on the screen. This is a good size TV for most living rooms and doesn't take up too much space, whilst offering a wide, clear picture. The stand is sturdy and has enough bulk to keep the unit stable, but without overpowering any units its stands on. My only minor gripe is that the remote control feels very light and insubstantial, but it does what it is meant to do and the buttons are sure and responsive. I compared this to many other TV's in a shop and the picture quality was very impressive, in fact two of the sales assistants had bought this very TV and steered me towards it when I was considering a slightly higher priced, but less impressive, TV! If you want a good quality HDTV, with great sound and ease of use then this really is worth considering. I have been very happy with it and my film viewing pleasure has only increased since owning it. I can only add to the other glowing reviews here and agree that the quality and price of this is unmatched.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Are you having a difficult time removing your watch band? In seconds, this handy tool can remove spring bars from your watch case. The unit comes with a pointed side to remove pins and spring bars and a fork end in order to fit in those hard to reach areas.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Terrible and liable to damage watch\n\nReview: As a watchmaker I know that this tool is terrible. It is large, unwieldy and the end bits are brittle and poorly finished. They will either snap off or scratch the watch. If used incorrectly you can damage the shoulders of the watch and this comes with no instructions on how to use it most effectively. The gauge may look useful but you won't use it on a regular basis. This may seem like a simple, inexpensive little hand tool, but it is more trouble than it is worth and you'd be better off spending a little more on a more refined tool if you wish to regularly swap straps at home.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: The Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro is an ab roller with built-in resistance to help maximize muscle growth and definition in abdominals and arms. A kinetic engine, comprised of a durable carbon steel spring, offers resistance on the roll out and assistance on the roll back to amplify ab and arm workouts. Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro features an ultra-wide wheel tread that increases stability when carving left or right to work obliques. Ergonomic hand grips are angled to help activate arm and core muscles; handles are removable for easy storage and transport. Durable, high-density foam knee pads are included for superior comfort while carving. Downloadable 21 day Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro workout plan also included. 1-year manufacturer warranty.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Perfect Fitness Pushup Handles\n\nReview: I have used AB rollers for many years now and I have to start by saying this Perfect Fitness AB Carver is a well made piece of exercise equipment.\n\nThis has a wide, stable wheel and comfortable, ergonomic handles that are easy to grip and don't feel as if youll slip off at any minute. This also has an internal steel spring that is meant to add resistance as you roll out and some assistance when you roll back. Im sad to say this is the part that disappoints me the most. Not only does mine clank and clang like it may break at any minute. It also stops too abruptly when I return to the top position and I find myself having to add an extra twist into the AB carver before I start my exercises to account for this and allow me to return to a top position comfortably. This also comes with some soft foam knee pads for extra comfort.\n\nThe thing to be aware of with AB wheels is to use correct form or you can do more damage than good. There are plenty of videos on YouTube describing the correct method and you can download instructions from the company website. But the key thing is to not let your back sag at any point or you will overstrain the lower back. You must also keep all you core muscles tensed and engaged throughout the movement (seems like a silly thing to say for an ab wheel, but it is surprising how many people roll out without considering this and work their arms more than their abs). One thing to suggest is to focus on the muscles you wish to work throughout the movement, this helps you contract and work the correct muscles and this mind-muscle connection is used by top bodybuilders and can be applied to other exercises too.\n\nOverall this is a good entry level ab wheel, but it has its limitations and you may want to consider a more traditional version after gaining some strength. I think it is easier to buy one of these cheaper, more simple models from the start and then a use a modified exercise position until you build up enough strength to use the roller fully.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Two drifters, one a gentle but slow giant, try to make money working the fields during the Depression so they can fulfill their dreams.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Of Mice and Men\n\nReview: 'Of Mice and Men' is a wonderful adaptation of Steinbecks novel starring, produced by and directed by Gary Sinise. Both Sinise and Malkovich turn out stellar performances and you are almost immediately engrossed in the story. I was SO thankful that this stayed faithful to the novel and wasn't ruined by the typical 'Hollywood' treatment, the power of the book stands up on it's own two feet without any additional tinkering! The locations were wonderful and that, coupled with the costumes, drew me in to the era being portrayed. Having read the book I was aware of the ending and yet it was still powerful and moving, a sign of a top film. I even found myself making links I hadn't previously considered as I watched this for the first time. Sinise has pulled off a masterly adaptation of the book and this comes highly recommended indeed. Well worth a viewing if you're studying this for school or not.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: DVD. Live fr. Reading, Pink Pop, & Rock an' Ream fests. Ne ver-before-seen live trks: People Of the Sun, Bulls On Parade, more, + uncensored clips: Killing In the Name, more. Also performance fr. BBC's Late Show. 80 min. W/ audio only trk of The G\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Rage Against the Machine\n\nReview: This Rage Against the Machine DVD features a selection of live performances from different dates and venues, as well as some uncensored music video clips. These music videos feature lots more live footage (as RATM videos tend to do) and there is also a poetry reading from Zack which is read over film footage. The special features on the DVD include lyrics, a reading list based on the books inside the `Evil Empire' album cover, an audio track of `The Ghost of Tom Joad' and a contact list of various organisations the band wishes to highlight. The live half of the disc offers up some explosive performances and whilst sometimes this isn't quite as tight as the `Olympic Auditorium' live disc, it has just as much passion and force. The music video for `Freedom' is especially good as they use it to bring to our attention the case of Leonard Peltier who is incarcerated under very dubious judicial conditions. All in all this is a good disc of live performances and videos and whilst I prefer the previously mentioned 'Olympic Auditorium' disc (as it feels more coherent and tight), this still has some great tracks to delight RATM fans.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1985) / REGION 6 DVD / Audio: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai / Subtitles: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai, Korean / Actors: Sumi Shimamoto, Mahito Tsujimura, Hisako Kyda, Gor Naya, Ichir Nagai / Director: Hayao Miyazaki / Writer: Hayao Miyazaki\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind\n\nReview: It seems to me that Ghibli find it impossible to create a bad film! Nausicaa is yet another addition to their already high quality catalogue of animation. It follows a princess from a remote kingdom as she tries to save her people, the planet and keep the peace between the warring factions around her. The animation is outstanding and is less cute than 'The Cat Returns' or 'My Neighbour Totoro' and less fantastical than 'Spirited away', it is very gritty yet still as lush and detailed as all Ghibli animations. I'd say this is one aimed more at the adult audience and will make for a couple of hours great viewing. If you enjoy this film I highly recommend the seven series books, they expand the story and lend it a greater depth than the film and really give a good understanding of what the film is trying to achieve. What's nice is that they aren't created from film stills either and are actually books in their own right.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: The effects of global warming and the greenhouse effect has caught up with the Earth. The polar ice caps are melting and the world's weather patterns are all out of sync. The next ice age is upon us. A scientist that specializes in historical extreme weather changes must fight his way north to New York where his son is caught in the clutches of mother nature.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Day After Tomorrow\n\nReview: `The Day After Tomorrow' is one of those films that is hugely flawed, has dubious science and yet is extremely entertaining. Following what would happen in the face of rapid ice age this film follows one mans attempt to get his scientific research listened to by those in charge, as well as his sons fight for survival in storm stricken New York. The acting is pretty good, the direction is great, the special effects are very impressive and overall this makes for a top apocalyptic film with a modern theme. Whilst the themes of climate change are not to be ignored, the catastrophic nature of the scenario depicted wouldn't be as extreme or rapid and yet if you put this aside this makes for engrossing and entertaining viewing and is worth a watch.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Dawn of the Dead\n\nReview: `Dawn of the Dead' is a pretty decent reworking of a classic Zombie film and whilst it has it's detractors I feel it manages to come up trumps.\n\nThis follows a group of people who hole up in a shopping mall after a Zombie outbreak and shows how they fight off the Zombies and their own tensions.\n\nThis has some decent zombie effects and boy can these guys move, much faster than I remember and more scary for a modern audience, I guess, than the shuffling creepy Zombies of old. Ving Rhames is believable as a gruff cop and Mekhi Pfifer is good as a father who has to deliver his own baby under unusual circumstances.\n\nThis film manages to be both creepy and action packed in equal measures and is a worthy addition to the Zombie genre. Don't compare it to the original and enjoy it in it's own right and this should provide ample entertainment for an evening.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Shaun of the Dead\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Shaun of the Dead\n\nReview: 'Shaun of the Dead' is a funny spoof Zombie movie that will have you chuckling out loud at times and with a few huge belly laughs chucked in for good measure. Simon Pegg is great to watch, as is Nick Frost, and the supporting cast are pretty good as well. This DVD is packed with extras and bonus material, which for the often good price you can snap this up for, makes for great value for money. The ending is a touch abrupt and the storyline is a bit thin, but for a 90 minute zombie comedy film you can't expect too much. It's a great little film, that doesn't take itself too seriously and is good for some light hearted entertainment. Give it a go.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\n\nReview: 'The Girl Who Leapt Through Time' is an animation that follows your basic 'butterfly affect' storyline, but played out by Japanese teenagers. Therefore the adolescent changes made are seemingly no big deal, like helping the main character getting up late, enjoy marathon karaoke sessions and eat lost puddings and yet over time these small changes create a bigger impact. The film then follows her as she tried to resolve these issues and get her life back on track. The animation is very beautiful, without being too slick or digitalised (such as in Steamboy) and reminds me of Studio Ghibli's output, which has amazing animation but without the explosions and excessive animation tricks of other manga i've watched. This is all about the story and the animation. This film is relatively short at just over 90 minutes and it managed to keep me interested for the duration. It isn't the most original or stunning animation I've ever watched, but it was perfectly watchable and enjoyable never the less. Worth a try.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Synopsis\nRunnin' Down A Dream: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers\nA Film by Peter Bogdanovich \n\n\nA 4 disc set, 3 DVDs with over 5 hours of video, 1 CD of rare and unreleased tracks\n\n2 DVD, four hour Director's cut of famed Peter Bogdanovich's Runnin' Down a Dream\n\nThis movie contains hours of never before seen footage and interviews with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers plus music from the storied rock band's entire career. The movie features interviews with George Harrison, Eddie Vedder, Stevie Nicks, Dave Grohl, Jeff Lynne, Rick Rubin, Johnny Depp, Jackson Browne and more. Also 1 DVD of the celebrated 30th Anniversary Concert in Heartbreaker hometown, Gainesville Florida \n\n\nDisc 1:\n\nGainesville 2006\nElvis\nWhat's In A Name\nMike\nBenmont\nB.Y.O.F (Build Your Own Festival)\nFast Forward\nDeals\nA Broken Bond\nRon & Stan\nTom Petty and the Heartbreakers\nThird\nFuel\nHowie\nPoet\n\nDisc 2:\n\nBob Dylan\nStrange Coincidences\nScott\nThe Bottom Line\nSteve\nJohn\nRound Trip\nRock & Roll Heaven\nRunnin' Down a Dream (End credits)\nOne 30th Anniversary Concert\n\nDisc 3:\n\nListen To Her Heart\nMary Jane's Last Dance\nI Won't Back Down\nFree Fallin'\nSaving Grace\nI'm A Man\nOh Well\nHandle With Care\nStop Draggin' My Heart Around (with Stevie Nicks)\nI Need To Know (with Stevie Nicks)\nIt's Good To Be King\nDown South\nSouthern Accents\nInsider (with Stevie Nicks)\nLearning To Fly\nDon't Come Around Here No More\nRunnin' Down A Dream\nYou Wreck Me\nMystic Eyes\nAmerican Girl\n\nBonus Soundtrack CD\n\nDisc 4:\n\nBreakdown\nAnything That's Rock and Roll\nFooled Again (I Don't Like It)\nAmerican Girl\nShadow of A Doubt (A Complex Kid)\nStories We Could Tell\nKeeping Me Alive\nHoney Bee\nLost Highway\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Runnin' Down a Dream\n\nReview: Runnin' Down A Dream is the superb 30th anniversary documentary from acclaimed director Peter Bogdanovich. It provides a four hour documentary across two DVDs, where you get the full story of the band and some brilliant interviews with Petty and other of the Heartbreakers. Petty comes across as an extremely likeable guy, with a great deal of integrity and it is great to see someone I admire so much talking so candidly about his career. The third DVD is the 30th anniversary concert from Gainsville, Florida, Tom's hometown, and shows just how wonderful he is live and how he can still whip up a crowd and hold them spellbound. Finally the forth disc is a soundtrack CD and has a good selection of his songs from over the years. This is a great package, with an excellent booklet and additional picture cards, that tells the story of who is now a rock and roll institution. A great place to get the full story from the people who truly know how it happened. Insightful, fun and damn good rock music, what more could you ask for? If you like this, check out 'Conversations with Tom Petty by Tom Petty and Paul Zollo', an excellent book of an insightful interview that covers much of the same ground in this documentary.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: One horrific day, David Gray suddenly snapped. Based on the true story of a quiet, friendly town turned nightmare, Gray massacred those he'd known for all of his life, holding the whole town hostage through the night. A stunning portrait of a madman Out Of The Blue forces us to question the safety of our own communities and neighborly ties.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Out of the Blue\n\nReview: 'Out of the Blue' is a docu-drama portraying the events of a massacre in New Zealand in 1990. This film starts off very slowly and it reaches a point where I was beginning to question whether it would ever start telling the main story, when the film switched up about ten notches and became the most tense and gripping film i've seen in a while. The portrayal of the main offender is chilling to watch and the various deaths and the shooting are very shocking to see. You really get a feel of the tension in town as the gunman went on the rampage and you flinch at every shot heard, as much as the people in the film do. This DVD has some excellent special features, including actual news footage and a making of documentary. Although this film doesn't have any big name actors in it, it is a hard hitting film to watch. It is well directed, written and acted and although it is a grueling 90 minutes, it is one that will keep you gripped throughout. Well worth a viewing.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\n\nReview: 'The Girl Who Leapt Through Time' is an animation that follows your basic 'butterfly affect' storyline, but played out by Japanese teenagers. Therefore the adolescent changes made are seemingly no big deal, like helping the main character getting up late, enjoy marathon karaoke sessions and eat lost puddings and yet over time these small changes create a bigger impact. The film then follows her as she tried to resolve these issues and get her life back on track. The animation is very beautiful, without being too slick or digitalised (such as in Steamboy) and reminds me of Studio Ghibli's output, which has amazing animation but without the explosions and excessive animation tricks of other manga i've watched. This is all about the story and the animation. This film is relatively short at just over 90 minutes and it managed to keep me interested for the duration. It isn't the most original or stunning animation I've ever watched, but it was perfectly watchable and enjoyable never the less. Worth a try.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Synopsis\nRunnin' Down A Dream: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers\nA Film by Peter Bogdanovich \n\n\nA 4 disc set, 3 DVDs with over 5 hours of video, 1 CD of rare and unreleased tracks\n\n2 DVD, four hour Director's cut of famed Peter Bogdanovich's Runnin' Down a Dream\n\nThis movie contains hours of never before seen footage and interviews with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers plus music from the storied rock band's entire career. The movie features interviews with George Harrison, Eddie Vedder, Stevie Nicks, Dave Grohl, Jeff Lynne, Rick Rubin, Johnny Depp, Jackson Browne and more. Also 1 DVD of the celebrated 30th Anniversary Concert in Heartbreaker hometown, Gainesville Florida \n\n\nDisc 1:\n\nGainesville 2006\nElvis\nWhat's In A Name\nMike\nBenmont\nB.Y.O.F (Build Your Own Festival)\nFast Forward\nDeals\nA Broken Bond\nRon & Stan\nTom Petty and the Heartbreakers\nThird\nFuel\nHowie\nPoet\n\nDisc 2:\n\nBob Dylan\nStrange Coincidences\nScott\nThe Bottom Line\nSteve\nJohn\nRound Trip\nRock & Roll Heaven\nRunnin' Down a Dream (End credits)\nOne 30th Anniversary Concert\n\nDisc 3:\n\nListen To Her Heart\nMary Jane's Last Dance\nI Won't Back Down\nFree Fallin'\nSaving Grace\nI'm A Man\nOh Well\nHandle With Care\nStop Draggin' My Heart Around (with Stevie Nicks)\nI Need To Know (with Stevie Nicks)\nIt's Good To Be King\nDown South\nSouthern Accents\nInsider (with Stevie Nicks)\nLearning To Fly\nDon't Come Around Here No More\nRunnin' Down A Dream\nYou Wreck Me\nMystic Eyes\nAmerican Girl\n\nBonus Soundtrack CD\n\nDisc 4:\n\nBreakdown\nAnything That's Rock and Roll\nFooled Again (I Don't Like It)\nAmerican Girl\nShadow of A Doubt (A Complex Kid)\nStories We Could Tell\nKeeping Me Alive\nHoney Bee\nLost Highway\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Runnin' Down a Dream\n\nReview: Runnin' Down A Dream is the superb 30th anniversary documentary from acclaimed director Peter Bogdanovich. It provides a four hour documentary across two DVDs, where you get the full story of the band and some brilliant interviews with Petty and other of the Heartbreakers. Petty comes across as an extremely likeable guy, with a great deal of integrity and it is great to see someone I admire so much talking so candidly about his career. The third DVD is the 30th anniversary concert from Gainsville, Florida, Tom's hometown, and shows just how wonderful he is live and how he can still whip up a crowd and hold them spellbound. Finally the forth disc is a soundtrack CD and has a good selection of his songs from over the years. This is a great package, with an excellent booklet and additional picture cards, that tells the story of who is now a rock and roll institution. A great place to get the full story from the people who truly know how it happened. Insightful, fun and damn good rock music, what more could you ask for? If you like this, check out 'Conversations with Tom Petty by Tom Petty and Paul Zollo', an excellent book of an insightful interview that covers much of the same ground in this documentary.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: One horrific day, David Gray suddenly snapped. Based on the true story of a quiet, friendly town turned nightmare, Gray massacred those he'd known for all of his life, holding the whole town hostage through the night. A stunning portrait of a madman Out Of The Blue forces us to question the safety of our own communities and neighborly ties.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Out of the Blue\n\nReview: 'Out of the Blue' is a docu-drama portraying the events of a massacre in New Zealand in 1990. This film starts off very slowly and it reaches a point where I was beginning to question whether it would ever start telling the main story, when the film switched up about ten notches and became the most tense and gripping film i've seen in a while. The portrayal of the main offender is chilling to watch and the various deaths and the shooting are very shocking to see. You really get a feel of the tension in town as the gunman went on the rampage and you flinch at every shot heard, as much as the people in the film do. This DVD has some excellent special features, including actual news footage and a making of documentary. Although this film doesn't have any big name actors in it, it is a hard hitting film to watch. It is well directed, written and acted and although it is a grueling 90 minutes, it is one that will keep you gripped throughout. Well worth a viewing.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: In this groundbreaking 3-D animated adventure; three young flies set off on a courageous mission to become the first insects on the moon by hitching a ride on the historic Apollo 11 space flight. Based on the actual transcripts and the original blueprints from NASA; the films stunning visuals and meticulous attention to detail introduce a whole new generation to the awe-inspiring achievements of the space programs most momentous mission. The year is 1969 and like everyone else in the world; Nat (Trevor Gagnon) and his pals IQ (Philip Daniel Bolden) and Scooter (David Gore) are abuzz over the upcoming launch of the first manned mission to the moon. Inspired by his Grandpas (Christopher Lloyd) oft-told tale of hiding aboard Amelia Earharts plane during her famed solo cross-Atlantic flight; Nat hatches a secret plan for the three young flies to stow away on the Apollo 11 rocket. The hard part is keeping the plan secret from his mom; Mrs. McFly (Kelly Ripa)! When a N.A.S.A. Ground Control official catches sight of the three winged stowaways; he instructs the astronauts to store them in a test tube for later study. But after an electrical short causes the ships engine to malfunction; the three intrepid insects manage to escape from their glass mini-brig just in time to discover the wiring problem and fix it. After a difficult lunar landing; Nat tags along with Neil Armstrong on his legendary moon walk. Although the flies face a few more close calls; the mission appears to be a success. At least until Grandpas old flame Nadia (Nicolette Sheridan) arrives from Russia to warn him that her government; angry over losing the space race; has dispatched fly-spy Yegor (Tim Curry) to Cape Canaveral to sabotage the computer flight plans. With the Apollo hurtling toward Earth; it falls to Nats family to save the mission and the trio of brave flies from disaster.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fly Me to the Moon\n\nReview: `Fly Me to the Moon' is a pretty average animation about three flies who stow away on the Apollo 11 mission and make their way to the moon. There are lots of `in-jokes' if you are aware of the original mission and Buzz Aldrin even appears at the end to say a brief message. The animation is pretty basic, with under par character animation, although saying that some of the weightless scenes were better than expected. The story is simple and nothing too great, but for an 80 minute animation to keep the kids entertained this should do the job well enough. There's not too much for an adult audience though. Compared to some other animations out there (I.e. nearly everything from Pixar!) this lacks a certain something, but in it's own right it is a perfectly watchable film. NB, my disc wasn't a 3D copy so I can't comment on this feature.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: In the wildest sex comedy of the year, stand-up sensation Dave Cook is Tank Turner - the Romeo of raunch. Only Tank would charm a nice girl into hitting the town, then drag her to a strip club, insult her weight and ditch her with the bill. Tank is such a\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: My Best Friends Girl\n\nReview: `My Best Friends Girl' is an average comedy where a guy called Tank earns his money by going out with girls on dates and by giving them such a bad time they go running back to their ex boyfriends. Unfortunately, he does this for his best friend (Dustin) so he can win the girl (Alexis) of his dreams and ends up falling in love with her instead. This has some genuinely funny moments amidst some of the more cruder jokes and the bit where Tank dances at a prom is especially good. Alexis' roommate Ami is quite humorous as well and comes out with some funny lines. Alec Baldwin plays Tanks father and is an ageing lothario who taught Tank all he knew about women and although he is crass as hell, he also has some funny lines which will raise a chuckle. This has a good soundtrack with some standout songs by Teddy Thompson and Johnny Cash. This isn't the best comedy you will ever see and some of the more cruder jokes may make you cringe, but all in all it is a fairly innocuous way to spend an evening and will raise a laugh here and there. It is good, but not great.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: New! Considered best in the series, includes Digital copy/fast shipping with tracking and satisfaction guaranteed.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Rise of the Lycans\n\nReview: `Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans' is the prequel film in the Underworld trilogy that looks at how the Lycans came to be, how they were intertwined with the Vampires and how they gained their freedom. If you are familiar with the first two films then the style and basic premise will be familiar to you, but this film fleshes out some details and adds a whole new aspect to the story. This features Bill Nighy again as Viktor and Michael Sheen as Lucian and it is funny to see Sheen as a grizzly, werewolf hero when you have seen him as a clean cut politician or as David Frost in past films, but he manages to carry it off with aplomb. The actress who plays Viktor's daughter is a little wooden at times, as are some of the other supporting cast, but this doesn't really affect the story and this film races along at such a pace you don't really get time to be bothered by it. If you a fan of the Underworld films then this will be right up your street and it leads up to the beginning of the first film and if you are new to the series then it can't hurt to start here and then go back to the first film to see how the story develops. All in all this is a good (but not great) horror/monster film that manages to hold your attention for the duration and it is a decent enough way to spend an evening.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Richard Curtis writes and directs this ensemble comedy set in the world of the pop music and pirate radio stations of 1960s Britain. Philip Seymour Hoffman stars as The Count, a larger-than-life American rock 'n' roll DJ who - along with fellow broadcasters Dave (Nick Frost), Simon (Chris O'Dowd), Midnight Mark (Tom Wisdom), Wee Small Hours Bob (Ralph Brown), Thick Kevin (Tom Brooke), On-The-Hour John (Will Adamsdale), Angus 'The Nut' Nutsford (Rhys Darby) and Gavin (Rhys Ifans) - takes the airwaves by storm via Radio Rock, a pirate radio station operating from a boat in the middle of the stormy North Sea in order to escape the confines of stuffy British law. Bill Nighy, Emma Thompson and Kenneth Branagh co-star.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Boat That Rocked.\n\nReview: `Pirate Radio aka The Boat That Rocked' is a fairly decent comedy about a pirate radio boat that floats in the north sea during the sixties and which the government (in the guise of Kenneth Branagh) wish to shut down. The captains god son visit's the boat and sees the adventures the crew get up to first hand and joins in the fun and frolics aboard the boat. There is a decent cast in this film and the camaraderie amongst the various DJ's onboard really makes this film. Philip Seymour Hoffman is especially good as The Count, a brash American DJ who has a softer side for his friends as well. The soundtrack is one of the best parts of this film and the selection of rock, pop and soul music on offer is superb. Every track is a gem. There are some genuinely funny moments in this film and I did laugh out loud at some points, but the only thing going against this film is it's length. At just over two hours, with not much of a storyline, it does feel a touch long at times. But that aside, this is still a decent comedy that makes for an entertaining and relaxed way to spend an afternoon. Worth checking out at some point.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman and Mila Kunis star in this sci-fi action thriller. 30 years after an unspecified environmental disaster, a lone man, Eli (Washington), fights his way across the desolate wasteland of a post-apocalyptic America guarding a sacred book called the Book of Eli, which holds the secrets that can bring civilisation back from the brink of destruction and save humankind. His principal threat is despotic town leader Carnegie (Oldman), who will stop at nothing to get hold of the book and use its secrets to take control of society.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Book of Eli\n\nReview: `The Book Of Eli' explores one idea of what life could be like in a post nuclear war world. Here food, water, energy and books are hard to come by and every day is a struggle to survive. Eli (played by Washington) is known as a walker, who travels across the country (rather than living in a community) trying to subsist on meagre provisions and fighting off lawless robbers just to get by. He only goes into the communities (one of which that is run by the iron handed Gary Oldman) when he needs to recharge batteries or get extra water. He protects a sacred book which is highly sought after by other unscrupulous people and constantly moves west so that he can share his treasure with someone who may know how to do more good with it.\n\nThis film had a bleak feel to it at first, with muted colours and lots of ash, but it soon began to feel like a cross between a Mad Max film, an action film (due to Washington's `kick ass' character who is more than capable of looking after himself against some rather unsavoury specimens) and a religious allegory about mans folly's and humanity. This was reminiscent of `The Road' which I saw recently and which is based along similar themes, but I found this films story to be more engaging and more uplifting at the end and much prefer it over the aforementioned film. The acting is pretty decent from all involved and Oldman plays his sneering bad guy role perfectly yet again. There is a good twist in the tale and some issues are raised about mans behaviour without moralising or preaching. Some people seem to dislike this film due to it's religious overtones, but to be honest these are pretty slight and are relevant to the story. All in all this was an enjoyable film and if `The Road' put you off post apocalyptic films, but the premise still intrigues you, then this is well worth a viewing.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Tape cassette\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Born in the USA\n\nReview: `Born in the USA' is one of those albums that has become a classic and epitomises the times it was written and released in. This lead to Bruces famous stadium tours that left him exhausted, but showcased his music to a wider audience. Although the title track has been overplayed and feels slightly cliched as a result, it still has great power when it starts and this album has so many great tracks that you are left in awe at the amount of talent on one CD. From excellent, more low key tracks such as `Cover Me' to `Darlington County' via full on rockers like `Glory Days' and `Bobby Jean' and touching on the more brooding and moving songs like `I'm on Fire' and `My Hometown', this albums has a selection of tracks to suit any mood or taste. All of this, coupled with the now iconic album cover and you will have in your hands a slice of music history that has rarely been surpassed. It has become a classic for a reason and is well worth a try.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Stranger in This Town\nRichie Sambora | Format: Audio CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Stranger in This Town\n\nReview: `Stranger in this Town' is Sambora's first solo album and although it's not quite as good or polished as `Undiscovered Soul' it still sounds amazing and shows his talent away from Bon Jovi. `Church of Desire' and `Stranger in this Town' are both strong offerings here and `Mr Bluesman' has a guest appearance from Eric Clapton and this album leads perfectly to the album closer `The Answer' which is a gentle way to end an album that offers rock, blues and more introspective tracks. This shows Sambora's individual song writing abilities and you realise his voice is as good as Jon Bon Jovi's, in fact by the second solo album I'd say it is better! His guitar playing also shines through and you quickly realise how underrated he is and how much his talents are hidden as a part of Bon Jovi. I love this album even after all these years and although a little rough around the edges, it still makes for great listening. Give it a try and you may be surprised to hear what Sambora has to offer, just make sure you check out `Undiscovered Soul' as well and then, like me, pray for another solo album soon.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine (1992) (Cassette Tape) (US) (Epic Associated ZT 52959)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rage Against the Machine\n\nReview: `Rage Against the Machine' is one of those albums that should be in any discerning music collection. From the album artwork alone and the choice of band name you know you aren't going to be in for the usual manufactured `music' that seems to dominate the industry these days. This is heavy music, with substance and meaning and is all the more powerful for it. My personal favourites on this album have to be `Killing in the Name' and `Bullet in the Head' but all of the tracks are excellent and `Wake Up' is one of the most well known after being used in the first Matrix movie. As soon as I put this album on I feel the smile spread across my face and by the end of the first track I'm usually beaming like a fool, which then lasts for the albums duration. This is perfect summer music, but always picks me up in the depths of winter as well. A superb album and a good place to start if you've not tried any other RATM.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Bryan Adams was played a great deal on the radio in 1984/5; his music was the most radio-friendly rock to have been heard in a long time and where on earlier records Adams had spiced up his songs with traces of social consciousness, this set is back squarely in love-and-lust territory.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Waking Up The Neighbours\n\nReview: 'Waking Up the Neighbours' is the excellent album from Bryan Adams that first turned me onto his music. It has a great rock sound and whenever I listen to this album it takes me right back to my childhood. Due to being produced by Robert 'Mutt' Lange this album has a feel very reminiscent of Def leppard from the same time (also produced by Mutt) with similar backing vocals and guitar sound, no bad thing though. There are plenty of stand out tracks, from the softer 'Can't stop this thing we've started' to slightly rockier 'touch the hand', and of course the now anthemic (and slightly overplayed) '(Everything I do) I do it for you'. But all the tracks on this album sit together very well and provide a great overall sound. For a first try of Bryan Adams' albums you can't go far wrong in starting here and then once you're hooked explore his other top albums. At a great price on amazon at time of writing, you can't really go wrong in giving this a try.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: The 1971 live album that proved to be Aretha's crossover hit!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Live at the Filmore West\n\nReview: 'Live at Filmore West' is an amazing double album showcasing Aretha's awesome live talent. The first disc is the original album in remastered format and the second disc has alternate takes and unused songs from the concerts. The choice of songs are perfect, 'Love The One You're With' is especially note-worthy, and Ray Charles duets with Aretha on 'Spirit In The Dark (Reprise)' which reaches almost gospel revival proportions. The audience atmosphere can clearly be heard and adds to the overall ambiance and feel of the album. When Aretha speaks with the audience it reminds me of Jill Scott today when she talks with real soul to her audiences (I highly recommend her albums by the way). The level of soul and emotion from both artists is staggering. This is an outstanding live album and is well worth a listen whether you're a fan of Aretha or not.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: The cream of Gary's solo work, including Still Got the Blues ; a live version of Parisienne Walkways (cowritten with Thin Lizzy bandmate Phil Lynott); Cold Day in Hell; Wishing Well; Ready for Love (edit); Military Man; Run for Cover , and eight more from one of the world's great rock guitarists.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Out in the Fields\n\nReview: `Out in the Fields' is an excellent best of of Gary Moore and serves as a decent introduction to his music for those new to his work as well. This has a great blend of the rock and blues that he is known for and awesome rock tracks like `Military Man' sit happily alongside blues classics like `Parisienne Walkways'. Moore's guitar style always manages to raise goose bumps for me and this album is no exception, he plays with a gritty, heartfelt roar at times and then with the deftest, nuanced lightest touch at others. He really is an overlooked master of his instrument. Granted, his singing is pretty terrible at times, but the song writing and overall feel more than make up for it. If you plan on only buying one album of Moore's then this offers a wide taste of what he is all about, but be warned it may pique your interest enough so you'll want to go out and buy more. No bad thing in my eyes.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: In 1964, when this concert at New York City's legendary Copacabana night club was recorded, Sam Cooke was at the top of his game, having charted numerous times with his unique blend of pop and soul. The success doesn't seem to have gone to his head, though: he sounds relaxed and conversational throughout this intimate performance. Accompanied by a band that includes Bobby Womack on guitar, Cooke brings his R&B tendencies further to the fore than on his immaculately produced studio work. He moves deftly through his own hits, like \"You Send Me\" and \"Twistin' The Night Away,\" but it's on the folk songs \"If I Had A Hammer\" and \"Blowin' In The Wind\" that he really stretches out, proving himself a gifted interpreter unbound by stylistic constrictions. At The Copa is an essential part of the Cooke canon.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sam Cooke at the Copa\n\nReview: This is a great album if you know what to expect. Don't expect the raw passion and soul of the likes of Live in Harlem, this is far more polished and smooth. I think that is slightly to the musics detriment, but that may because I love the feel of 'Harlem' so much. Sam's voice is just as great here, but as other reviewers have noted, this is for a different crowd and the album has a much more jazzy feel to it. It is worth listening to for another side of Sam and how he could perform. However he performs it is still a five star performance as always!\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: On his second full-length, Sam Beam \"...launches balloons of sweetly whispered regret over trance-inducing backwoods string arrangements and watches them float away, his heart in tow\"--Entertainment Weekly. \"Equally assured with sweetly lilting pop and doom struck ballads, Beam invests these songs with hypnotic beauty and sparkling melody, making them as accessible as they are affecting\"--The Onion.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Our Endless Numbered Days\n\nReview: 'Our Endless Numbered Days' is another beautiful album from Iron & Wine. It is along the same lines as 'The Creek Drank The Cradle', but where as that album was one man and his guitar, this album creates the same feel with more musicians and instruments. Saying that, it still has that bare, open and melodious feel to it, just augmented in all the right places. This is great to sit back and drift away to, the music washes over you and makes you engage with it. Like all the albums, it gets better with repeated listening and this will soon become another integral part of your music listening life. Well worth a try.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: One of the most unconventional frontmen in rock, System Of A Down singer Serj Tankian debuts as a solo artist with Elect The Dead. SOAD's genrebending albums sold 16 million copies but went on hiatus in 2006. So Tankian retreated to his L.A. home studio to write and produce Elect The Dead. Neither a mellow excursion into world music or the frantic war-cry of SOAD, the rockin' Elect The Dead showcases his inimitable vocals and incisive lyrics. Multi-faceted and multi-layered, Elect The Dead is both thought provoking and from the heart.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Elect the Dead, Limited edition\n\nReview: This is the brilliant solo album from Serj and it is outstanding. It has his usual cutting, intelligent lyrics, backed up by some amazing music. This is all the more impressive as it is written, engineered, produced and mainly played all by Serj. All the tracks are great and get better with repeated listening, although 'Empty Walls' and 'Honking Antelope' are particular favourites for me. This limited edition version is well worth the extra money. You get the initial superb album, an additional bonus CD, the case is a hardback book which has a great selection of illustrated lyrics (by the same artist as Serj's 'Cool Garden' book) and some more poetry. You also get a limited edition member card which gives you access to a Serj Tankian deluxe website. You can't get much better than that! Highly recommended, for the music alone but the package makes this extra special. If you like SOAD you'll like this, simple as that. A top effort from Serj and so good to have him back in my music listening life!\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: UK digipak pressing of the 2008 album from this Blues phenomenon. I Started Out With Nothin'... is the follow-up album to his surprise-hit album Dog House Music that he recorded in his kitchen and released in 2006 on the Bronzerat label. Seasick Steve has played in Lightnin' Hopkins' and John Lee Hooker's bands, as well as also playing in Modest Mouse's touring line-up. His first album, Cheap, was released in 2004. Steve subsequently survived a heart attack but recovered to breakthrough with a memorable performance at Jools Holland's Hootennanny New Year's Eve celebration. Now, he remains the talk of the town! Warner.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Started Out With Nothing and I Still Got Most of It Left\n\nReview: My brother had been on at me for a while to buy a Seasick Steve album and give his bluesy, bluegrass, folky music a try. He suggested I start with `I Started Out With Nothing And Still Got Most Of It Left' and after listening to this and his follow up `Man from Another Time' I have to agree it is a good place to get a feel for what Seasick Steve has to offer.\n\nI love `Walkin' Man' where the blues slide guitar reminds me of a slightly rawer Keb Mo and if you enjoy this album I suggest you give Keb a try, although he is more polished. My favourite though has to be `Thunderbird' with it's distorted guitar and a beat that gets me stamping my feet along in time.\n\nSteve introduces some songs with humorous asides and the last track finishes up with a tale from Steve's life living on the road. His music is as infectious as his story telling and once you buy one album I can guarantee you'll be searching out the others. Great, foot tapping, slide blues to get you smiling and singing along with.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: STANDARD EDITION : Smash 2010 album from Damon Albarn (Blur) and crew! Cameos by Lou Reed, Mark E Smith (The Fall), De La Soul, Snoop Dogg, Bobby Womack and others.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Plastic Beach (Experience Edition)\n\nReview: I was eagerly looking forward to the new Gorillaz album and have given this a solid listening to over the past months to gauge fully it's sound and feel. This is a great progression to their last album and whilst the sound is familiar territory, it has moved on enough to keep things interesting. My favourite track easily has to be `Stylo' which has some amazing vocals from Bobby Womack and Mos Def and an infectious groove from the off. As always on a Gorillaz album there are wonderful collaborations throughout and the artist roll call is especially impressive this time, featuring Snoop Dogg, Lou Reed, Mark E Smith and Mick Jones, amongst others. Gorillaz always manages to be at the forefront of the music scene at the time of each release and with `Plastic Beach' that remains the same and this album offers up plenty of tunes to delight and interest old and new fans alike.\n\nThis `Experience Edition' features an additional DVD which features a `making of' documentary and also a code to access additional information from the band website. The documentary is relatively short, and the disc lacks any extras, but it does give an insight into the making of the album and should please hardcore fans. For the casual listener you can buy the single disc version of the album and be easily satisfied knowing you aren't missing anything truly groundbreaking.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Legendary musician Roky Erickson triumphantly returns with True Love Cast Out All Evil, his first new album in fourteen years.Produced by Will Sheff from Okkervil River, and featuring his band backing Erickson, the record is comprised largely of unreleased songs that Austin native Erickson wrote throughout his decades-long career detailing with heart-breaking candor a harrowing life that has included shock treatment, imprisonment, mental illness, and irreversible loss.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: True Love Cast Out All Evil\n\nReview: Sometimes you come across an album that stands out from the very first listen and then only gets better after repeated listening and `True Love Cast Out All Evil' is one of those. This features Roky Erickson, ably supported by Okkervil River and the combination is something really quite special. This has a wonderfully brooding feel to it and Roky reminded me of Neil Young in places, when Neil was at his very best and turning out music of the highest calibre, but he also has his own distinctive feel and voice that I adore. `Goodbye Sweet Dreams' is one of my favourite tracks on this album and I have played it frequently since this dropped though my letterbox. `Please Judge' has some heart wrenching lyrics, `True Love Cast Out All Evil' is a subtle, but moving track and `Forever' is one of those tracks that can be listened to for the same duration for it's simple elegance and grace. `John Lawman' is one of the more angry sounding tracks on the album and yet it is perfectly placed on the album and gives you a fresh perspective before kicking back into the more nuanced music on offer. This has an excellent booklet with extensive liner notes and photography and this really adds to the overall package. This is a short album that is very near to perfection and once you start listening to it you will want to leave the CD in your stereo (or the album on repeat on your MP3 player) and soak up the atmosphere again and again until it is rooted within you. Excellent music to get you through good times or bad.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: 'Best of Mother Nature Records (TM)' is proud to bring you 'Thunder & Light Rain'. This audio CD is a wonderful combination of light rain at summertime, and occasional distant thunder, for a wonderfully relaxing audio experience. Perfect for relaxing after a long day at work, drifting off to sleep, and forgetting about the worries of the world.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Thunderstorm Sounds and Light Rain\n\nReview: After hearing a thunderstorm on a recent BBC nature program I wanted to buy a CD of a similar quality to evoke the same feelings.\n\nI did my usual search on Amazon and came across this and I have to say it is very good. Some other CD's I found and sampled sounded very inauthentic and almost computer generated and you could tell the sound was on a short loop with the same rumbles of thunder repeating themselves. This, on the other hand, sounds fresh, natural and full of depth and there is no discernable looping to my ears.\n\nThe underlying rain sound is very soothing and the rumbles of thunder are atmospheric, add mild drama and break up the track. This plays for an hour as one long track and it is great to listen to at times of stress or when trying to sleep.\n\nI recently played this to help me drift off to sleep on a long flight and it worked a treat.\n\nIf you are looking for a high quality, natural rainstorm recording then this is very good indeed and well worth a try.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Ugly Kid Joe ~ As Ugly As They Wanna Be\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: As Ugly as They Wanna Be\n\nReview: Listening to this EP from Ugly Kid Joe recently reminded me of my teenage years, summer holidays and just what fun music this band made.\n\nAcross 6 tracks you get a good taste of what this band sounds like and their style is great rock, but very much tongue in cheek. The album opener, `Madman' starts off with theme park sound effects, before the main riff kicks in and the EP is started off with a jolt. `Whiplash Liquor' is a particular favourite of mine and I love the vocals on this track. They are so `of their time`, but suit the song perfectly. The chorus can't help but make you sing along with gusto. The most well known track has to be `Everything about You' which was all over MTV and VH1 when it was released. It has a gentle start and is the most accessible for non-rock fans, it also happens to be a top tune. The album closes with a short 26 second track called `Heavy Metal' which is essentially a quick thrash and scream and then it's over. The perfect way to end this selection of songs and I used to love playing this on repeat as I sat in the garden. All in all this is a great little EP of rock tracks from this band and whilst it does sound dated at times, it is such a great sound that you can't help but still enjoy it.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: MUSICA CLASICA/CLASSIC MUSIC\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Bach: Mass in B Minor\n\nReview: Whilst it has been said that this recording of Bach's Mass in B Minor is a touch clinical, I have to admit I actually prefer this to other recordings. The soloists are very good and both Emma Kirkby and Panito Iconomou have richly evocative voices. The choir is also very good and Parrott conducts them all with aplomb. This piece (and often this recording in particular) is often recommended by various sources as a `must have' to get your classical collection started, in fact that is how I came to find this, and I have to say after listening to more classical music in general and other recordings of this I have to agree. It is a gentle way to ease yourself into a Mass of this kind and shouldn't overwhelm you. I still enjoy putting this on at odd moments and this is one recording you will keep coming back to.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Live Manchester And Dublin - Cd\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Live in Manchester and Dublin\n\nReview: This is one of Rodrigo and Gabriela's early live albums and their metal roots are evident throughout, but with their own unique flamenco twist. This was recorded in Manchester and Dublin and has tracks from Re-Foc on it, as well as an excellent interpretation of Metallic's `One'. At one point this is blended with Brubeck's `Take Five' to delightful effect. This live album shows all the flair and passion in their playing and the part at the very end where Gabriela talks to the audience about her experiences in Ireland is especially endearing. If you enjoy their albums and want to sample their sound whilst playing live then this is a pretty good place to go, but be aware there is also an excellent `Live in Japan' disc to enjoy at some point as well.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Live, intimate, and raw, Sessions For Robert J is the essential audio/video companion to Eric Clapton's 2004 gold, Top 10 Me And Mr. Johnson, tribute to blues legend Robert Johnson. Filmed during tour rehearsals in London and Dallas plus a Los Angeles hotel room and the Dallas warehouse where Johnson made some of his final recordings, Sessions for Robert J finds Clapton performing all Robert Johnson songs with his touring band, acoustically with Doyle Bramhall II and solo-as well as discussing Johnson and his influence. A performance/documentary DVD with 14 tracks (from which the 11 CD selections are taken), Sessions for Robert J is blues heaven.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sessions for Robert J\n\nReview: After the too slick and uninspiring 'Me and Mr Johnson' this album is what we were actually after. EC playing Johnson tracks with a bit of passion and verve. He performs each song to perfection and the live recording suits these songs much better than the flat, over-produced 'Me and Mr Johnson'. If I had the choice of these album I'd go for this one every time and I rarely listen to the former album now. The fact that this comes with a 'making of' DVD only adds to the package and it is great to see EC and his band perform these songs live and trace some of Johnson's history. A much better album and more what we expected from an EC Robert Johnson album.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Collection of old & new material from the young Nashville fave. Features the hit single, 'Bad Things,' which was also included on his now out-of-print debut album, and has recently gained acclaim as the theme song for the HBO vampire series, True Blood. Artful. 2007.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Old New Borrowed Blues\n\nReview: `Old New Borrowed Blues' is a pared back recording from Jace Everett which was recorded live in his friends living room. It is raw and unadorned and great blues/country music. This has an acoustic rendition of `Bad Things' as heard and made famous from the `True Blood' TV series and to be honest this is as good, if not better, than the rockier version used for the TV series titles. I also like `Between a Father and a Son' which is a great ballad about the cycle of family relationships. There is some impressive harmonica on `I Gotta Have it' and this song never fails to get me both smiling and tapping my feet, it is a top tune. There something about when an artist records his music in an intimate low key setting that adds a certain rich dimension to the music and this is no different. The playing, tuning and timing may be a little off in places, but it isn't hugely discernable and only adds to the overall charm of the album. If you like blues music with a slight `down south' feel to it then this should be right up your street and Jace offers up some great playing, song writing and feeling on this CD.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: 2009 album from the British quartet. In This Light & On This Evening represents a significant step forward for the band following the huge successes of debut album The Back Room and the #1 follow up An End Has A Start. There have been many changes to life in Editors since An End Has A Start broke the band worldwide and established the Birmingham based four piece as one of the UK's most prominent bands of recent times. Bassist Russell Leech and guitarist Chris Urbanowicz are now resident in New York whilst singer Tom Smith has become a father. These changes added to the sense that In This Light And On This Evening was the start of a new chapter for Editors and the band came together in London for the recording sessions with producer Flood at the start of 2009 with a determination to push their sound into wholly new territory. Whilst all four members were keen to make a far more electronic record, they were determined to 'give the machines a human feel' in the words of lead singer Tom Smith.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: In This Light and On This Evening\n\nReview: I first heard the Editors when watching their Glastonbury set this year and I was immediately impressed. So much so I went online and bought all three albums in one hit. This has some awesome tracks on it and shows the style of music perfectly. They have an almost grandiose, big electronic sound to them and have been compared to some bands of the eighties and there is definitely that element to their sound, but they also sound fresh and modern as well and the lead singers vocals are unique and fit the music well. The most well known track is probably `Papillon' which is also one of my favourites on offer here and the one that really caught my ear when I was watching them on TV. `Bricks and Mortar', as noted by other reviewers, is reminiscent of The Terminator theme music but I really enjoy it, maybe more so because of this! There is an energy about this album and I can't help but feel buoyed up after listening to it, even with the odd slower track in there as well. If you are a huge fan of the early albums then this may not appeal as much as there a lot of synths here compared to guitars, but if you enjoy this then you can go easily go back to those early albums and appreciate them all the more after knowing where they lead to. This is just an evolution of the bands sound and style. All in all this is a good album, with some great tracks on it and a big sound to put a smile on your face. Well worth checking out.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: For Whom the Bell Tolls\n\nReview: This is another masterly work from Hemingway. When he gets it right, he gets it OH so right. You have more tight, evocative language that conjure up the landscapes the characters live in, and wonderful characterisation so that you fully engage and sympathise with them. This is a great look at the Spanish civil war from the guerrillas point of view, with the assistance of an American explosives expert. It has romance, chivalry, betrayal, adventure and the rougher side of human nature. What more could you want from one novel? If you like Hemingway then this is another great novel and if you're new to him, this may not be the best starting place, but you'll still not be disappointed.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: The God of Small Things\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The God of Small Things\n\nReview: This is probably one of the most beautiful books you are ever likely to read. Roy's descriptions are rich and extremely evocative and the pace and storyline will keep you the turning pages and completely immersed in the world of the characters. The language used is so beautiful that phrases and snippets will stay with you for days and weeks afterwards, and cliched as it may sound, this is one of those books that leave your life richer for having read it. You will feel joy, pain, happiness, grief and a whole range of other emotions and all at full force, what more could you want? Highly, highly recommended.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Stylish reissue of a classic first published in the 1970s: Hunter S Thompson's ether-fuelled, savage journey to the heart of the American Dream. 'We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold! And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas!' As knights of old buckled on armour of supernatural power, so Hunter S. Thompson enters Las Vegas armed with a veritable arsenal of 'heinous chemicals'. His perilous, drug-enhanced confrontations with casino operators, bartenders, police officers and assorted representatives of the Silent Majority have a hallucinatory humour and nightmare terror never before seen on the printed page.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas\n\nReview: `Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' is the hilarious and irreverent novel from Hunter S Thompson that has spawned many imitators over the years, but no equals.\n\nThis follows two drug fuelled characters as they get up to various exploits in and around Las Vegas. They drive around in a succession of convertible cars, first The Red Shark and then The White Whale and get into and out of numerous scrapes in the most hilarious ways. They even have the audacity to go to a police conference about narcotics!!!\n\nI found myself laughing out loud at numerous times throughout this novel and whilst it is about drugs and the experiences had when taking them, it is in no way disjointed or confusing to read. You get a sense of the paranoia and hallucinations, without the confusion this could so easily create. This is based on true events and in true Gonzo tradition embellished in Thompson's most delicious way.\n\nThis book has a section at the back with a biography, explanation of Gonzo journalism, further reading list and more besides. This put the book into context for me and gave a great insight into the creation of this book and the man behind it.\n\nThis is a modern classic for good reason and whilst the characters get up to some unsavoury things during the course of the book, they carry it off with such style and humour that you can't help but be willingly taken along for the ride.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: HarperCollins is proud to present its new range of best-loved, essential classics. 'Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.' Set on the French Riviera in the 1920s, American Dick Diver and his wife Nicole are the epitome of chic, living a glamorous lifestyle and entertaining friends at their villa. Young film star Rosemary Hoyt arrives in France and becomes entranced by the couple. It is not long before she is attracted to the enigmatic Dick, but he and his wife hold dark secrets and as their marriage becomes more fractured, Fitzgerald laments the failure of idealism and the carefully constructed trappings of high society in the Roaring Twenties.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Tender is the Night\n\nReview: 'Tender is the Night' is one of F Scott Fitzgeralds better known books and the first one of his I read. It is a powerful story of two people (Dick and Nicole) loving each other for the wrong reasons and whose love takes a course neither truly wants, but can't seem to move away from. This is set in the roaring twenties amidst the hedonistic lifestyles of the aristocracy and you can imagine the times and places perfectly. Told in a deceptively simple style, it has great depth in it's story telling and a way of making you feel as deeply as the characters. It may not have the most positive of endings, but I like it all the more for this reason, as it is truer to real life. A beautifully written book to be enjoyed again and again.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: hardcover\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Call of the Wild\n\nReview: `The Call of the Wild' follows Buck, a strong, dignified dog as he is torn from his home and taken to pull sled in the Yukon during the gold rush. It is written mainly from a dogs point of view which makes for original and interesting reading and shows how Buck gradually creeps back to his primordial and hereditary roots as a wild dog. This is only a short book but you are quickly drawn into Bucks world and viewpoint and before you know it the last page has been turned and you are left both satisfied and saddened to have finished. Written in simple, yet richly descriptive, language this book is aimed at children, although adults can get as much, if not more, from it as younger readers can. Having heard about this book for years but never getting round to reading it, I can say that it was a delight to pick up and immerse myself in and I only wish I had done so sooner. A classic wilderness tale and one well worth checking out.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: hardcover\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Call of the Wild\n\nReview: `The Call of the Wild' follows Buck, a strong, dignified dog as he is torn from his home and taken to pull sled in the Yukon during the gold rush. It is written mainly from a dogs point of view which makes for original and interesting reading and shows how Buck gradually creeps back to his primordial and hereditary roots as a wild dog. This is only a short book but you are quickly drawn into Bucks world and viewpoint and before you know it the last page has been turned and you are left both satisfied and saddened to have finished. Written in simple, yet richly descriptive, language this book is aimed at children, although adults can get as much, if not more, from it as younger readers can. Having heard about this book for years but never getting round to reading it, I can say that it was a delight to pick up and immerse myself in and I only wish I had done so sooner. A classic wilderness tale and one well worth checking out.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: VERY-GOOD TRADE-PAPERBACK\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: What I Talk About When I Talk About Running\n\nReview: `What I Talk About When I Talk About Running' is a part running and part writing memoir from Haruki Murakami and although relatively short it kept me engrossed the whole way through. This follows Murakami as he talks about how he started running and how he trains for various events. It also looks at how his running has affected his writing and how one often helps the other. It is made up of many short essays that follow on from one another and flow well chronologically and sit well together as a complete book. It is written in a deceptively simple way and although this has many short sentences, each one is expertly crafted and is describes what he is writing about perfectly. He also talks about his triathlon training which breaks up the book slightly and adds to the overall dynamic of the book. His tenacity whilst running ultra marathons is impressive and his resolves in maintaining his training schedule, come what may, should be an inspiration for those of us (I.e. all of us) runners who struggle to get out of the door sometimes. The part where he runs the Athens to Marathon route was especially good but to be honest this is packed full of many such stories to keep you reading and interested. I'd suggest you will enjoy this more if you run regularly, but that is in no way a prerequisite and you can enjoy this just as much if you are a couch potato. Well worth checking out.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Jeremy Clarkson is a British writer and broadcaster who specialises in motoring. He began his career on the Rotherham Advertiser and since then has written for the Sun and The Sunday Times. He is best known for his roles as presenter of TV shows Top Gear and, more recently, The Grand Tour.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I Know You've Got Soul\n\nReview: This is an OK book about various machines and the impact they've had on Jeremy Clarkson and to a certain extent on the rest of the world as well. Any book of this type will have a lot of personal interpretation and choice in it and may miss many machines you may feel are more worthy of inclusion. Never the less there are a wide variety of machines and it is interesting to learn a little about each of them, in Clarksons slightly sarcastic, humorous way. This book doesn't have too much depth to it, but if you're looking for an easy, interesting, quick read, you've found it right here.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Jeremy Clarkson is a British writer and broadcaster who specialises in motoring. He began his career on the Rotherham Advertiser and since then has written for the Sun and The Sunday Times. He is best known for his roles as presenter of TV shows Top Gear and, more recently, The Grand Tour.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: For Crying Out Loud\n\nReview: Say what you will about Jeremy Clarkson, he is very funny to read, completely irreverent and delightfully politically incorrect. I can't say I agree with everything he says, but you don't have to to find his articles amusing. If you've read the first two volumes of `The World according to Clarkson' series then you'll know what to expect from this. This is another collection of his articles from his weekly column and they are written with as much acerbic wit as his other books. He pulls no punches and covers topics as varied as blowing up a seal (!), children's school reports, British tourists and way more besides. Each article is written in four pages and all with his cutting sense of humour that can make you cringe and smile at the same time. If you've read his other books and enjoyed them, then it's a safe bet that this will be right up your street as well. Grumpy and funny as hell.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Eric Arthur Blair (1903-1950), better known by his pen-name, George Orwell, was born in India, where his father worked for the Civil Service. An author and journalist, Orwell was one of the most prominent and influential figures in twentieth-century literature. His unique political allegory Animal Farm was published in 1945, and it was this novel, together with the dystopia of Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949), which brought him world-wide fame. His novels and non-fiction include Burmese Days, Down and Out in Paris and London, The Road to Wigan Pier and Homage to Catalonia.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Politics and the English Language\n\nReview: `Politics and the English Language' is a short essay from George Orwell that explores the use of language in politics and how it may be misused to hide or detract from unsavoury facts. In the age of sound-bites and the glut of internet commentary the information here has never been more pertinent.\n\nThe writing is as clear and lucid as we have come to expect from Orwell and the short form of this pamphlet means you can read it one sitting. This also has a review of Mein Kampf included, I suspect to bulk out the offering a little.\n\nThere are more substantial reviews here that do this book full justice, but I can only say if you have any interest in politics (or the English language for that matter) at all then this is well worth a look at some point.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Brothers Ron and Dan Lafferty insist they were commanded to kill by God. Krakauer's investigation is a meticulously researched, bone-chilling narrative of polygamy, savage violence and unyielding faith: an incisive, gripping work of non-fiction that illuminates an otherwise confounding realm of human behaviour. 'A provocative look at the twisted roots of American fundamentalism' Will Self, Evening Standard Books of the Year 'Excellent ...a lucid, judicious, even sympathetic account not just of Mormon Fundamentalism but of the seductive power of fanaticism in general' Daily Telegraph 'Krakauer writes exceptionally well: as thrilling as Capote on true crime, as devastating as Nietzsche on religious fundamentalism' Scotland on Sunday 'Remarkable ...for anyone interested in the wilder frontiers of spiritual conviction, this book is a must' Independent 'Krakauer is an adept chronicler of extremists, and he's as intent on understanding religious fanatics as he was in his earlier books on exploring the obsessions of monomaniacal adventurers' Los Angeles Times\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Under the Banner of Heaven\n\nReview: 'Under The Banner Of Heaven' is written with Jon Krakauer's usual easily read and digested style and tells the story not only of the Mormon fundamentalist murder of a mother and baby in the early 1980's, but also the history of the Mormon faith. Knowing nothing about Mormons, this historical aspect of the book really added to my overall understanding of the murders (and what may have lead to them) and the two aspects of this book are weaved together perfectly. The parts about the murders are shocking and a touch distressing to read in places and the origins and development of the Mormon faith is hard to believe at times. Jon Krakauer seems to write in a measured way and doesn't seem excessively biased. A great deal of the points he makes are backed up by various Mormon texts and interviews. The extent of Mormon fundamentalism is unnerving to discover and read about and casts their self proclaimed religious superiority in a rather dubious light. This is a clear and readable account of some horrific murders and the history of the Mormon faith and it kept me engrossed the whole way through. It's not Krakauer's usual outdoor adventure type book, but it is a fascinating read never-the-less. Worth a read.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Mass Market Paperback: 276 pages Publisher: Ballantine Books; 13th Printing edition (1973) Language: English\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: The Teachings of Don Juan\n\nReview: This is the first item i've ever given one star to and I know i'm going to get slated as so many other reviewers here rave about it. I'm sorry to say it has many faults. I feel it is poorly written and has little to keep you engaged. You get no real feel for the main people in the book and the constant questioning of Don Juan that is refused an answer, or that receives some pseudo spiritual response, is extremely tedious. The hallucinogenic visions are uninspiring to read and the interpretations are spurious. The second half that attempts to analyse the 'lessons' from the experiences is jargon laden and tries to be too clever. As a text explaining various Yaqui rituals it has some merit, and it's explanations of drug preparation is fairly clear, but you can get this information online without trawling through such uninspiring dross. I have read many, many books of a spiritual nature, as well as many books on a variety of topics, as my varied and extensive reviews will illustrate, and I'm really sad to have given a book so highly praised by others such a low review, but I really disliked this book and felt it has very little to offer in terms of spiritual message. Easier reads, with clearer messages are out there (The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho, or Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman to name two mainstream books and a whole host of more in-depth and meaningful books) and this book only serves to muddy what should be ones clear path to deeper spiritual growth. I can only apologise to those who love and gained some form of enlightenment from it!!!\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Translated by V. Harris. Japan's answer to the Harvard MBA...Written over three centuries ago by a Samurai warrior, the book has been hailed as a limitless source of psychological insight for businessmen-or anyone who relies on strategy and tactics for outwitting the competition.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Book of Five Rings\n\nReview: `A Book of Five Rings' (aka The Book of Five Rings) is Musashi's book of martial arts strategy and it has now become a classic for martial arts practitioners and also businessmen over the years.\n\nThis starts with an introduction by the translator with a brief biography of Musashi and some info to the put the book into context.\n\nYou then move onto the book itself which offers up plenty of advice and knowledge about Musashi's strategy of sword fighting (called Kendo here, but also known as Iaido and other terms). The entries can be interpreted on a number of levels, be it the simple ideas taken at face value or the deeper philosophy behind them. This book can be read many times and you can gain something new each time. This is broken up into five sections (hence the title) which are Ground, Water, Fire, Wind and Void and these cover topics as diverse as stance, mindset, competing schools of martial arts and more besides.\n\nThis also has numerous pages of calligraphy and Japanese woodblock prints which greatly add to the aesthetics and overall feel of the book. If you have an interest in martial arts, Samurai or Japan in general then is worth a read at some point and it would quite happily sit alongside other Japanese martial arts classics like `Hagakure' and `Bushido' on your bookshelf.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Text: English, Japanese (translation)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Karate-Do: My Way of Life\n\nReview: `Karate-Do: My Way of Life' is an excellent book by Gichin Funakoshi where he recounts various events and experiences from his life. Rather than being a traditional autobiography it is more like a memoir where he shares his training, beliefs and theories on life and Karate. He shares assorted stories about his early training and the truth behind some of the myths that have sprung up around him, his fellow Karateka and his martial art in general. It also looks at the development of Karate from a secret martial art practised by him and a few others during the early years of the Meiji restoration to it's later status as an internationally renowned art. This book is very easy to read and you can see this master is both wise and humble and many martial artists can learn a great deal from him (whether Karate is their chosen art or not). This also sheds some light on life in Japan during the period of the authors life and makes for fascinating reading if you are interested in Japan in general. There is also a middle photo section showing Funakoshi during his later life. It pays to be aware that this book has no specifics about Karate techniques (you will need another book if that is what you are after) but it does look at Funakoshi's thoughts of life, training and the experiences of his life and overall it makes for fascinating and enlightening reading.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: An international bestselling author, Manel Loureiro was born in Pontevedra, Spain, and studied law at Universidad de Santiago de Compostela. After graduation, he worked in television, both on-screen (appearing on Television de Galicia) and behind-the-scenes as a writer. Apocalypse Z, his first novel, began as a popular blog before its publication, eventually becoming a bestseller in several countries, including Spain, Italy, and Brazil. Called the Spanish Stephen King by the Guardian, Manel has written three novels in the Apocalypse Z series. He currently resides in Pontevedra, Spain, where, in addition to writing, he is still a practicing lawyer.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End\n\nReview: `Apocalypse Z' is a Zombie novel set in Spain and it is constructed in a blog/diary format.\n\nThis follows a man as he comes to terms with an altered world after a Zombie apocalypse breaks out in Russia and which rapidly spreads around the world. It documents the early days very well and you really feel the confusion and uncertainty. As he becomes more self reliant and resilient you see how his character develops and he becomes hardened to the situation around him, whist also maintaining a certain level of humanity.\n\nThis book throws up the usual apocalypse scenarios: fights for survival finding food and shelter, defending yourself against the zombies, as well as unscrupulous and dangerous uninfected gangs and coming to terms with an altered world where sickness and injury have to be taken care of by yourself and not in a plush, well equipped hospital. This book explores all of these themes well and once you get used to the diary format you quickly become engrossed and have to keep turning the pages to find out what happens next.\n\nMy only small criticism is the chapter headings. As this is a diary format each chapter is called `February 11 16.47pm' of something similar. The only problem is sometimes one chapter will lead directly on from the previous one, but the date and time has changed to the next or another day. This is a small niggle, but it is best to ignore the timeframe and chapter headings and just read this as a undated diary.\n\nAll in all this a good novel in the Zombie genre (and I've read a few) and I can't wait for the next instalment to be translated into English so we can find out what happens next.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Excellent Book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Born on a Blue Day\n\nReview: `Born on a Blue Day' is the superb memoir of a young autistic man who has amazing numerical and synesthesia abilities due to his Savant (Aspergers) syndrome. He is unique in that he is able to describe his feelings and experiences to a wider audience and he has learnt to function well in society despite the struggles his condition forces upon him. This is very easy to read and Daniels writing style draws you in and helps you connect with him immediately. I felt moved at numerous times throughout and what are trying experiences for anyone take on real poignancy and emotion when seen through Daniels eyes. This describes how he is able to do his amazing calculations, as well as his unique way of viewing the world, where numbers are seen as colours and shapes and people and everyday things are linked to numbers etc. This also looks at how he is able to learn languages in amazingly short periods of time. This is lucid and clear and immediately engaging and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It provided a unique insight into the autistic mind and the life experiences of an inspirational and sensitive man.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Excellent Book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Born on a Blue Day\n\nReview: `Born on a Blue Day' is the superb memoir of a young autistic man who has amazing numerical and synesthesia abilities due to his Savant (Aspergers) syndrome. He is unique in that he is able to describe his feelings and experiences to a wider audience and he has learnt to function well in society despite the struggles his condition forces upon him. This is very easy to read and Daniels writing style draws you in and helps you connect with him immediately. I felt moved at numerous times throughout and what are trying experiences for anyone take on real poignancy and emotion when seen through Daniels eyes. This describes how he is able to do his amazing calculations, as well as his unique way of viewing the world, where numbers are seen as colours and shapes and people and everyday things are linked to numbers etc. This also looks at how he is able to learn languages in amazingly short periods of time. This is lucid and clear and immediately engaging and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It provided a unique insight into the autistic mind and the life experiences of an inspirational and sensitive man.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: For the ten short stories collected here, John Wyndham turns his imagination to, among other sujects, body-snatching, time-travel and mind-travel, and the the tricky business of interplanetary colonization.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Seeds of Time\n\nReview: `The Seeds of Time' is a collection of short stories from John Wyndham and features many stories about both time and space travel. Some are longer, and some are better, than others but they all manage to grab your interest within the first few paragraphs and keep you hooked until the end. Some of the ideas and concepts really give you something to mull over and I often thought about them days after I had finished the book. If you are new to Wyndham then this is a good place to get a feel for his style, but you will soon want to get your hands on his other novels, which are just as well written as this. All in all this is perfect to dip into at odd moments and offers up some excellent science fiction story telling at it's best.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: Rene Goscinny was born in Paris in 1926, and spent most of his childhood in Argentina, before eventually moving to Paris in 1951. He died in 1977. Albert Uderzo was born in 1927 in a small village in Marne, France. He met Rene Goscinny in 1951 and on 29 October 1959 their most famous creation, Asterix, made his first appearance on page 20 of Pilote. ASTERIX THE GAUL, their first album, was published in 1961 and there have now been 35 Asterix albums.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Asterix and the Vikings\n\nReview: `Asterix and the Vikings' is not your traditional Asterix book, although it still features our heroes and their adventures. Rather than being a comic strip like the rest of the series, this is a book of the film which utilises blocks of written text telling the story alongside stills from the film. This book (and the film) is based upon `Asterix and the Normans' and if you know that book then the story will already be familiar to you. The animation is quite attractive to look at, but sadly there seems to be minimal connect between what is in the text and the pictures they have chosen to face it. The pictures obviously do relate to the overall story but often not at the right point in the plot. Saying that, this has made me want to find the DVD of the film and check it out as the artwork looks great. There is also an additional 16 pages at the end which explains how the film came to be made and shows the character development and how Uderzo corrected the proofs so the characters were animated properly. This isn't especially relevant to the story, but makes for fairly interesting reading never the less. If you are a huge fan of Asterix then you will need to add this to your collection at some point, but if you are new to Asterix or haven't read many of the other books I would suggest you track down some of the more conventional Asterix titles first before you come to this. It is good, but not great.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.","Product: More and more people, even those in cities, are keeping chickens, tempted by the appeal of eating fresh free-range eggs. This comprehensive guide covers everything from choosing a breed to ensuring they are happy, healthy and productive. How do I make their house secure? What if I go on holiday? Will they get on with my children? All your questions and more are answered. \"Choosing and Keeping Chickens\" includes a gallery of 60 of the most popular breeds, from the Dorking to the Silkie.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Choosing and Keeping Chickens\n\nReview: `Choosing and Keeping Chickens' is a great place to go for those new to poultry care or who are considering keeping chickens at home. Written in association with `Practical Poultry Magazine' this has plenty of tips and information to get you up and running and for those first few months when you have the most questions. This covers what equipment you need, how to care for chickens, hatching and rearing, show chickens, an extensive section looking at the various breeds and pest and disease control. The whole book is also lavishly illustrated with photos of various breeds and other relevant images. This is good for beginners but may not have much to offer more experienced poultry keepers, but the book is worth buying for the section on breeds alone. For each breed you get info on weight, height, colours, breed history, personality, egg laying ability and tips on day-to-day care. Fairly comprehensive I'd say. If you're new to poultry keeping or are even just considering it, then this is a good place to start. It is clear, well laid out and attractive.\n\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Hardcover storybook.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Asterix and the Falling Sky\\n\\nReview: I am sad to say that `Asterix and the Falling Sky' is a huge disappointment and as a fan of the series I hate starting a review in this way. It isn't so much that this looks at space creatures visiting the village, which is a huge departure from the Roman era stories we are used to, but it is that this book has none of the charm or humour that the series is renowned for. I was eagerly expecting the tongue in cheek remarks and puns so beloved by fans of Asterix and instead we are offered tired jokes that play on past glory rather than anything new moving the books on. The story is sadly unoriginal, with yet another group of `baddies' after the magic potion, the only deviation from this plot line is that they come from outer space. This is written in tribute to Walt Disney and in fact the space character looks a great deal like a Disney character (look at the gloves to see what I mean!) and his name is an anagram of Walt Disney. This may be admirable but detracts from the authenticity of the Asterix franchise. If you like the series then there will be something here for you to enjoy, the art work is as great as ever for example, but you may also be left disappointed and will have to reread a past book to remind yourself just why you loved these books so much. This is one for avid collectors, but if this is your first foray into the series then I recommend you try other books initially before you work your way to this one.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: With the Philips 32PFL6704D 32 inch 1080p LCD HDTV experience brilliant performance with a breathtaking full HD 1080p, 120Hz display. Combined with HD Natural Motion and incredible surround sound from invisible speakers, this Flat TV ensures youre always part of the action. Pixel Precise HD brings picture quality to the next level with 69 billion colors. 120Hz Clear LCD creates extreme motion sharpness for clear and vibrant images even with fast on-screen motion. This TV is easy to connect and enjoy with four HDMI inputs with Easylink for a full HD connection.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Philips 32 Inch HDTV\\n\\nReview: This Philips HDTV offers up great picture quality, impressive sound, an array of useable features and attractive style. This is quick to set-up out of the box and you are able to customise the picture quality to your own preference using an easy side by side picture comparison sequence. This has plenty of inputs for Blu-Ray players, games consoles, satellite receivers and more and you are able to add each appliance to the master screen with appropriate icons for ease of finding. This also has USB ports so you can play you digital cameras through them and see your photos on the screen. This is a good size TV for most living rooms and doesn't take up too much space, whilst offering a wide, clear picture. The stand is sturdy and has enough bulk to keep the unit stable, but without overpowering any units its stands on. My only minor gripe is that the remote control feels very light and insubstantial, but it does what it is meant to do and the buttons are sure and responsive. I compared this to many other TV's in a shop and the picture quality was very impressive, in fact two of the sales assistants had bought this very TV and steered me towards it when I was considering a slightly higher priced, but less impressive, TV! If you want a good quality HDTV, with great sound and ease of use then this really is worth considering. I have been very happy with it and my film viewing pleasure has only increased since owning it. I can only add to the other glowing reviews here and agree that the quality and price of this is unmatched.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Are you having a difficult time removing your watch band? In seconds, this handy tool can remove spring bars from your watch case. The unit comes with a pointed side to remove pins and spring bars and a fork end in order to fit in those hard to reach areas.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Terrible and liable to damage watch\\n\\nReview: As a watchmaker I know that this tool is terrible. It is large, unwieldy and the end bits are brittle and poorly finished. They will either snap off or scratch the watch. If used incorrectly you can damage the shoulders of the watch and this comes with no instructions on how to use it most effectively. The gauge may look useful but you won't use it on a regular basis. This may seem like a simple, inexpensive little hand tool, but it is more trouble than it is worth and you'd be better off spending a little more on a more refined tool if you wish to regularly swap straps at home.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: The Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro is an ab roller with built-in resistance to help maximize muscle growth and definition in abdominals and arms. A kinetic engine, comprised of a durable carbon steel spring, offers resistance on the roll out and assistance on the roll back to amplify ab and arm workouts. Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro features an ultra-wide wheel tread that increases stability when carving left or right to work obliques. Ergonomic hand grips are angled to help activate arm and core muscles; handles are removable for easy storage and transport. Durable, high-density foam knee pads are included for superior comfort while carving. Downloadable 21 day Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro workout plan also included. 1-year manufacturer warranty.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect Fitness Pushup Handles\\n\\nReview: I have used AB rollers for many years now and I have to start by saying this Perfect Fitness AB Carver is a well made piece of exercise equipment.\\n\\nThis has a wide, stable wheel and comfortable, ergonomic handles that are easy to grip and don't feel as if youll slip off at any minute. This also has an internal steel spring that is meant to add resistance as you roll out and some assistance when you roll back. Im sad to say this is the part that disappoints me the most. Not only does mine clank and clang like it may break at any minute. It also stops too abruptly when I return to the top position and I find myself having to add an extra twist into the AB carver before I start my exercises to account for this and allow me to return to a top position comfortably. This also comes with some soft foam knee pads for extra comfort.\\n\\nThe thing to be aware of with AB wheels is to use correct form or you can do more damage than good. There are plenty of videos on YouTube describing the correct method and you can download instructions from the company website. But the key thing is to not let your back sag at any point or you will overstrain the lower back. You must also keep all you core muscles tensed and engaged throughout the movement (seems like a silly thing to say for an ab wheel, but it is surprising how many people roll out without considering this and work their arms more than their abs). One thing to suggest is to focus on the muscles you wish to work throughout the movement, this helps you contract and work the correct muscles and this mind-muscle connection is used by top bodybuilders and can be applied to other exercises too.\\n\\nOverall this is a good entry level ab wheel, but it has its limitations and you may want to consider a more traditional version after gaining some strength. I think it is easier to buy one of these cheaper, more simple models from the start and then a use a modified exercise position until you build up enough strength to use the roller fully.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Two drifters, one a gentle but slow giant, try to make money working the fields during the Depression so they can fulfill their dreams.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Of Mice and Men\\n\\nReview: 'Of Mice and Men' is a wonderful adaptation of Steinbecks novel starring, produced by and directed by Gary Sinise. Both Sinise and Malkovich turn out stellar performances and you are almost immediately engrossed in the story. I was SO thankful that this stayed faithful to the novel and wasn't ruined by the typical 'Hollywood' treatment, the power of the book stands up on it's own two feet without any additional tinkering! The locations were wonderful and that, coupled with the costumes, drew me in to the era being portrayed. Having read the book I was aware of the ending and yet it was still powerful and moving, a sign of a top film. I even found myself making links I hadn't previously considered as I watched this for the first time. Sinise has pulled off a masterly adaptation of the book and this comes highly recommended indeed. Well worth a viewing if you're studying this for school or not.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: DVD. Live fr. Reading, Pink Pop, & Rock an' Ream fests. Ne ver-before-seen live trks: People Of the Sun, Bulls On Parade, more, + uncensored clips: Killing In the Name, more. Also performance fr. BBC's Late Show. 80 min. W/ audio only trk of The G\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Rage Against the Machine\\n\\nReview: This Rage Against the Machine DVD features a selection of live performances from different dates and venues, as well as some uncensored music video clips. These music videos feature lots more live footage (as RATM videos tend to do) and there is also a poetry reading from Zack which is read over film footage. The special features on the DVD include lyrics, a reading list based on the books inside the `Evil Empire' album cover, an audio track of `The Ghost of Tom Joad' and a contact list of various organisations the band wishes to highlight. The live half of the disc offers up some explosive performances and whilst sometimes this isn't quite as tight as the `Olympic Auditorium' live disc, it has just as much passion and force. The music video for `Freedom' is especially good as they use it to bring to our attention the case of Leonard Peltier who is incarcerated under very dubious judicial conditions. All in all this is a good disc of live performances and videos and whilst I prefer the previously mentioned 'Olympic Auditorium' disc (as it feels more coherent and tight), this still has some great tracks to delight RATM fans.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1985) / REGION 6 DVD / Audio: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai / Subtitles: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai, Korean / Actors: Sumi Shimamoto, Mahito Tsujimura, Hisako Kyda, Gor Naya, Ichir Nagai / Director: Hayao Miyazaki / Writer: Hayao Miyazaki\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind\\n\\nReview: It seems to me that Ghibli find it impossible to create a bad film! Nausicaa is yet another addition to their already high quality catalogue of animation. It follows a princess from a remote kingdom as she tries to save her people, the planet and keep the peace between the warring factions around her. The animation is outstanding and is less cute than 'The Cat Returns' or 'My Neighbour Totoro' and less fantastical than 'Spirited away', it is very gritty yet still as lush and detailed as all Ghibli animations. I'd say this is one aimed more at the adult audience and will make for a couple of hours great viewing. If you enjoy this film I highly recommend the seven series books, they expand the story and lend it a greater depth than the film and really give a good understanding of what the film is trying to achieve. What's nice is that they aren't created from film stills either and are actually books in their own right.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: The effects of global warming and the greenhouse effect has caught up with the Earth. The polar ice caps are melting and the world's weather patterns are all out of sync. The next ice age is upon us. A scientist that specializes in historical extreme weather changes must fight his way north to New York where his son is caught in the clutches of mother nature.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Day After Tomorrow\\n\\nReview: `The Day After Tomorrow' is one of those films that is hugely flawed, has dubious science and yet is extremely entertaining. Following what would happen in the face of rapid ice age this film follows one mans attempt to get his scientific research listened to by those in charge, as well as his sons fight for survival in storm stricken New York. The acting is pretty good, the direction is great, the special effects are very impressive and overall this makes for a top apocalyptic film with a modern theme. Whilst the themes of climate change are not to be ignored, the catastrophic nature of the scenario depicted wouldn't be as extreme or rapid and yet if you put this aside this makes for engrossing and entertaining viewing and is worth a watch.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Dawn of the Dead\\n\\nReview: `Dawn of the Dead' is a pretty decent reworking of a classic Zombie film and whilst it has it's detractors I feel it manages to come up trumps.\\n\\nThis follows a group of people who hole up in a shopping mall after a Zombie outbreak and shows how they fight off the Zombies and their own tensions.\\n\\nThis has some decent zombie effects and boy can these guys move, much faster than I remember and more scary for a modern audience, I guess, than the shuffling creepy Zombies of old. Ving Rhames is believable as a gruff cop and Mekhi Pfifer is good as a father who has to deliver his own baby under unusual circumstances.\\n\\nThis film manages to be both creepy and action packed in equal measures and is a worthy addition to the Zombie genre. Don't compare it to the original and enjoy it in it's own right and this should provide ample entertainment for an evening.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Shaun of the Dead\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Shaun of the Dead\\n\\nReview: 'Shaun of the Dead' is a funny spoof Zombie movie that will have you chuckling out loud at times and with a few huge belly laughs chucked in for good measure. Simon Pegg is great to watch, as is Nick Frost, and the supporting cast are pretty good as well. This DVD is packed with extras and bonus material, which for the often good price you can snap this up for, makes for great value for money. The ending is a touch abrupt and the storyline is a bit thin, but for a 90 minute zombie comedy film you can't expect too much. It's a great little film, that doesn't take itself too seriously and is good for some light hearted entertainment. Give it a go.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\\n\\nReview: 'The Girl Who Leapt Through Time' is an animation that follows your basic 'butterfly affect' storyline, but played out by Japanese teenagers. Therefore the adolescent changes made are seemingly no big deal, like helping the main character getting up late, enjoy marathon karaoke sessions and eat lost puddings and yet over time these small changes create a bigger impact. The film then follows her as she tried to resolve these issues and get her life back on track. The animation is very beautiful, without being too slick or digitalised (such as in Steamboy) and reminds me of Studio Ghibli's output, which has amazing animation but without the explosions and excessive animation tricks of other manga i've watched. This is all about the story and the animation. This film is relatively short at just over 90 minutes and it managed to keep me interested for the duration. It isn't the most original or stunning animation I've ever watched, but it was perfectly watchable and enjoyable never the less. Worth a try.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Synopsis\\nRunnin' Down A Dream: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers\\nA Film by Peter Bogdanovich \\n\\n\\nA 4 disc set, 3 DVDs with over 5 hours of video, 1 CD of rare and unreleased tracks\\n\\n2 DVD, four hour Director's cut of famed Peter Bogdanovich's Runnin' Down a Dream\\n\\nThis movie contains hours of never before seen footage and interviews with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers plus music from the storied rock band's entire career. The movie features interviews with George Harrison, Eddie Vedder, Stevie Nicks, Dave Grohl, Jeff Lynne, Rick Rubin, Johnny Depp, Jackson Browne and more. Also 1 DVD of the celebrated 30th Anniversary Concert in Heartbreaker hometown, Gainesville Florida \\n\\n\\nDisc 1:\\n\\nGainesville 2006\\nElvis\\nWhat's In A Name\\nMike\\nBenmont\\nB.Y.O.F (Build Your Own Festival)\\nFast Forward\\nDeals\\nA Broken Bond\\nRon & Stan\\nTom Petty and the Heartbreakers\\nThird\\nFuel\\nHowie\\nPoet\\n\\nDisc 2:\\n\\nBob Dylan\\nStrange Coincidences\\nScott\\nThe Bottom Line\\nSteve\\nJohn\\nRound Trip\\nRock & Roll Heaven\\nRunnin' Down a Dream (End credits)\\nOne 30th Anniversary Concert\\n\\nDisc 3:\\n\\nListen To Her Heart\\nMary Jane's Last Dance\\nI Won't Back Down\\nFree Fallin'\\nSaving Grace\\nI'm A Man\\nOh Well\\nHandle With Care\\nStop Draggin' My Heart Around (with Stevie Nicks)\\nI Need To Know (with Stevie Nicks)\\nIt's Good To Be King\\nDown South\\nSouthern Accents\\nInsider (with Stevie Nicks)\\nLearning To Fly\\nDon't Come Around Here No More\\nRunnin' Down A Dream\\nYou Wreck Me\\nMystic Eyes\\nAmerican Girl\\n\\nBonus Soundtrack CD\\n\\nDisc 4:\\n\\nBreakdown\\nAnything That's Rock and Roll\\nFooled Again (I Don't Like It)\\nAmerican Girl\\nShadow of A Doubt (A Complex Kid)\\nStories We Could Tell\\nKeeping Me Alive\\nHoney Bee\\nLost Highway\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Runnin' Down a Dream\\n\\nReview: Runnin' Down A Dream is the superb 30th anniversary documentary from acclaimed director Peter Bogdanovich. It provides a four hour documentary across two DVDs, where you get the full story of the band and some brilliant interviews with Petty and other of the Heartbreakers. Petty comes across as an extremely likeable guy, with a great deal of integrity and it is great to see someone I admire so much talking so candidly about his career. The third DVD is the 30th anniversary concert from Gainsville, Florida, Tom's hometown, and shows just how wonderful he is live and how he can still whip up a crowd and hold them spellbound. Finally the forth disc is a soundtrack CD and has a good selection of his songs from over the years. This is a great package, with an excellent booklet and additional picture cards, that tells the story of who is now a rock and roll institution. A great place to get the full story from the people who truly know how it happened. Insightful, fun and damn good rock music, what more could you ask for? If you like this, check out 'Conversations with Tom Petty by Tom Petty and Paul Zollo', an excellent book of an insightful interview that covers much of the same ground in this documentary.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: One horrific day, David Gray suddenly snapped. Based on the true story of a quiet, friendly town turned nightmare, Gray massacred those he'd known for all of his life, holding the whole town hostage through the night. A stunning portrait of a madman Out Of The Blue forces us to question the safety of our own communities and neighborly ties.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Out of the Blue\\n\\nReview: 'Out of the Blue' is a docu-drama portraying the events of a massacre in New Zealand in 1990. This film starts off very slowly and it reaches a point where I was beginning to question whether it would ever start telling the main story, when the film switched up about ten notches and became the most tense and gripping film i've seen in a while. The portrayal of the main offender is chilling to watch and the various deaths and the shooting are very shocking to see. You really get a feel of the tension in town as the gunman went on the rampage and you flinch at every shot heard, as much as the people in the film do. This DVD has some excellent special features, including actual news footage and a making of documentary. Although this film doesn't have any big name actors in it, it is a hard hitting film to watch. It is well directed, written and acted and although it is a grueling 90 minutes, it is one that will keep you gripped throughout. Well worth a viewing.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\\n\\nReview: 'The Girl Who Leapt Through Time' is an animation that follows your basic 'butterfly affect' storyline, but played out by Japanese teenagers. Therefore the adolescent changes made are seemingly no big deal, like helping the main character getting up late, enjoy marathon karaoke sessions and eat lost puddings and yet over time these small changes create a bigger impact. The film then follows her as she tried to resolve these issues and get her life back on track. The animation is very beautiful, without being too slick or digitalised (such as in Steamboy) and reminds me of Studio Ghibli's output, which has amazing animation but without the explosions and excessive animation tricks of other manga i've watched. This is all about the story and the animation. This film is relatively short at just over 90 minutes and it managed to keep me interested for the duration. It isn't the most original or stunning animation I've ever watched, but it was perfectly watchable and enjoyable never the less. Worth a try.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Synopsis\\nRunnin' Down A Dream: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers\\nA Film by Peter Bogdanovich \\n\\n\\nA 4 disc set, 3 DVDs with over 5 hours of video, 1 CD of rare and unreleased tracks\\n\\n2 DVD, four hour Director's cut of famed Peter Bogdanovich's Runnin' Down a Dream\\n\\nThis movie contains hours of never before seen footage and interviews with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers plus music from the storied rock band's entire career. The movie features interviews with George Harrison, Eddie Vedder, Stevie Nicks, Dave Grohl, Jeff Lynne, Rick Rubin, Johnny Depp, Jackson Browne and more. Also 1 DVD of the celebrated 30th Anniversary Concert in Heartbreaker hometown, Gainesville Florida \\n\\n\\nDisc 1:\\n\\nGainesville 2006\\nElvis\\nWhat's In A Name\\nMike\\nBenmont\\nB.Y.O.F (Build Your Own Festival)\\nFast Forward\\nDeals\\nA Broken Bond\\nRon & Stan\\nTom Petty and the Heartbreakers\\nThird\\nFuel\\nHowie\\nPoet\\n\\nDisc 2:\\n\\nBob Dylan\\nStrange Coincidences\\nScott\\nThe Bottom Line\\nSteve\\nJohn\\nRound Trip\\nRock & Roll Heaven\\nRunnin' Down a Dream (End credits)\\nOne 30th Anniversary Concert\\n\\nDisc 3:\\n\\nListen To Her Heart\\nMary Jane's Last Dance\\nI Won't Back Down\\nFree Fallin'\\nSaving Grace\\nI'm A Man\\nOh Well\\nHandle With Care\\nStop Draggin' My Heart Around (with Stevie Nicks)\\nI Need To Know (with Stevie Nicks)\\nIt's Good To Be King\\nDown South\\nSouthern Accents\\nInsider (with Stevie Nicks)\\nLearning To Fly\\nDon't Come Around Here No More\\nRunnin' Down A Dream\\nYou Wreck Me\\nMystic Eyes\\nAmerican Girl\\n\\nBonus Soundtrack CD\\n\\nDisc 4:\\n\\nBreakdown\\nAnything That's Rock and Roll\\nFooled Again (I Don't Like It)\\nAmerican Girl\\nShadow of A Doubt (A Complex Kid)\\nStories We Could Tell\\nKeeping Me Alive\\nHoney Bee\\nLost Highway\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Runnin' Down a Dream\\n\\nReview: Runnin' Down A Dream is the superb 30th anniversary documentary from acclaimed director Peter Bogdanovich. It provides a four hour documentary across two DVDs, where you get the full story of the band and some brilliant interviews with Petty and other of the Heartbreakers. Petty comes across as an extremely likeable guy, with a great deal of integrity and it is great to see someone I admire so much talking so candidly about his career. The third DVD is the 30th anniversary concert from Gainsville, Florida, Tom's hometown, and shows just how wonderful he is live and how he can still whip up a crowd and hold them spellbound. Finally the forth disc is a soundtrack CD and has a good selection of his songs from over the years. This is a great package, with an excellent booklet and additional picture cards, that tells the story of who is now a rock and roll institution. A great place to get the full story from the people who truly know how it happened. Insightful, fun and damn good rock music, what more could you ask for? If you like this, check out 'Conversations with Tom Petty by Tom Petty and Paul Zollo', an excellent book of an insightful interview that covers much of the same ground in this documentary.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: One horrific day, David Gray suddenly snapped. Based on the true story of a quiet, friendly town turned nightmare, Gray massacred those he'd known for all of his life, holding the whole town hostage through the night. A stunning portrait of a madman Out Of The Blue forces us to question the safety of our own communities and neighborly ties.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Out of the Blue\\n\\nReview: 'Out of the Blue' is a docu-drama portraying the events of a massacre in New Zealand in 1990. This film starts off very slowly and it reaches a point where I was beginning to question whether it would ever start telling the main story, when the film switched up about ten notches and became the most tense and gripping film i've seen in a while. The portrayal of the main offender is chilling to watch and the various deaths and the shooting are very shocking to see. You really get a feel of the tension in town as the gunman went on the rampage and you flinch at every shot heard, as much as the people in the film do. This DVD has some excellent special features, including actual news footage and a making of documentary. Although this film doesn't have any big name actors in it, it is a hard hitting film to watch. It is well directed, written and acted and although it is a grueling 90 minutes, it is one that will keep you gripped throughout. Well worth a viewing.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: In this groundbreaking 3-D animated adventure; three young flies set off on a courageous mission to become the first insects on the moon by hitching a ride on the historic Apollo 11 space flight. Based on the actual transcripts and the original blueprints from NASA; the films stunning visuals and meticulous attention to detail introduce a whole new generation to the awe-inspiring achievements of the space programs most momentous mission. The year is 1969 and like everyone else in the world; Nat (Trevor Gagnon) and his pals IQ (Philip Daniel Bolden) and Scooter (David Gore) are abuzz over the upcoming launch of the first manned mission to the moon. Inspired by his Grandpas (Christopher Lloyd) oft-told tale of hiding aboard Amelia Earharts plane during her famed solo cross-Atlantic flight; Nat hatches a secret plan for the three young flies to stow away on the Apollo 11 rocket. The hard part is keeping the plan secret from his mom; Mrs. McFly (Kelly Ripa)! When a N.A.S.A. Ground Control official catches sight of the three winged stowaways; he instructs the astronauts to store them in a test tube for later study. But after an electrical short causes the ships engine to malfunction; the three intrepid insects manage to escape from their glass mini-brig just in time to discover the wiring problem and fix it. After a difficult lunar landing; Nat tags along with Neil Armstrong on his legendary moon walk. Although the flies face a few more close calls; the mission appears to be a success. At least until Grandpas old flame Nadia (Nicolette Sheridan) arrives from Russia to warn him that her government; angry over losing the space race; has dispatched fly-spy Yegor (Tim Curry) to Cape Canaveral to sabotage the computer flight plans. With the Apollo hurtling toward Earth; it falls to Nats family to save the mission and the trio of brave flies from disaster.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fly Me to the Moon\\n\\nReview: `Fly Me to the Moon' is a pretty average animation about three flies who stow away on the Apollo 11 mission and make their way to the moon. There are lots of `in-jokes' if you are aware of the original mission and Buzz Aldrin even appears at the end to say a brief message. The animation is pretty basic, with under par character animation, although saying that some of the weightless scenes were better than expected. The story is simple and nothing too great, but for an 80 minute animation to keep the kids entertained this should do the job well enough. There's not too much for an adult audience though. Compared to some other animations out there (I.e. nearly everything from Pixar!) this lacks a certain something, but in it's own right it is a perfectly watchable film. NB, my disc wasn't a 3D copy so I can't comment on this feature.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: In the wildest sex comedy of the year, stand-up sensation Dave Cook is Tank Turner - the Romeo of raunch. Only Tank would charm a nice girl into hitting the town, then drag her to a strip club, insult her weight and ditch her with the bill. Tank is such a\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: My Best Friends Girl\\n\\nReview: `My Best Friends Girl' is an average comedy where a guy called Tank earns his money by going out with girls on dates and by giving them such a bad time they go running back to their ex boyfriends. Unfortunately, he does this for his best friend (Dustin) so he can win the girl (Alexis) of his dreams and ends up falling in love with her instead. This has some genuinely funny moments amidst some of the more cruder jokes and the bit where Tank dances at a prom is especially good. Alexis' roommate Ami is quite humorous as well and comes out with some funny lines. Alec Baldwin plays Tanks father and is an ageing lothario who taught Tank all he knew about women and although he is crass as hell, he also has some funny lines which will raise a chuckle. This has a good soundtrack with some standout songs by Teddy Thompson and Johnny Cash. This isn't the best comedy you will ever see and some of the more cruder jokes may make you cringe, but all in all it is a fairly innocuous way to spend an evening and will raise a laugh here and there. It is good, but not great.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: New! Considered best in the series, includes Digital copy/fast shipping with tracking and satisfaction guaranteed.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Rise of the Lycans\\n\\nReview: `Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans' is the prequel film in the Underworld trilogy that looks at how the Lycans came to be, how they were intertwined with the Vampires and how they gained their freedom. If you are familiar with the first two films then the style and basic premise will be familiar to you, but this film fleshes out some details and adds a whole new aspect to the story. This features Bill Nighy again as Viktor and Michael Sheen as Lucian and it is funny to see Sheen as a grizzly, werewolf hero when you have seen him as a clean cut politician or as David Frost in past films, but he manages to carry it off with aplomb. The actress who plays Viktor's daughter is a little wooden at times, as are some of the other supporting cast, but this doesn't really affect the story and this film races along at such a pace you don't really get time to be bothered by it. If you a fan of the Underworld films then this will be right up your street and it leads up to the beginning of the first film and if you are new to the series then it can't hurt to start here and then go back to the first film to see how the story develops. All in all this is a good (but not great) horror/monster film that manages to hold your attention for the duration and it is a decent enough way to spend an evening.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Richard Curtis writes and directs this ensemble comedy set in the world of the pop music and pirate radio stations of 1960s Britain. Philip Seymour Hoffman stars as The Count, a larger-than-life American rock 'n' roll DJ who - along with fellow broadcasters Dave (Nick Frost), Simon (Chris O'Dowd), Midnight Mark (Tom Wisdom), Wee Small Hours Bob (Ralph Brown), Thick Kevin (Tom Brooke), On-The-Hour John (Will Adamsdale), Angus 'The Nut' Nutsford (Rhys Darby) and Gavin (Rhys Ifans) - takes the airwaves by storm via Radio Rock, a pirate radio station operating from a boat in the middle of the stormy North Sea in order to escape the confines of stuffy British law. Bill Nighy, Emma Thompson and Kenneth Branagh co-star.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Boat That Rocked.\\n\\nReview: `Pirate Radio aka The Boat That Rocked' is a fairly decent comedy about a pirate radio boat that floats in the north sea during the sixties and which the government (in the guise of Kenneth Branagh) wish to shut down. The captains god son visit's the boat and sees the adventures the crew get up to first hand and joins in the fun and frolics aboard the boat. There is a decent cast in this film and the camaraderie amongst the various DJ's onboard really makes this film. Philip Seymour Hoffman is especially good as The Count, a brash American DJ who has a softer side for his friends as well. The soundtrack is one of the best parts of this film and the selection of rock, pop and soul music on offer is superb. Every track is a gem. There are some genuinely funny moments in this film and I did laugh out loud at some points, but the only thing going against this film is it's length. At just over two hours, with not much of a storyline, it does feel a touch long at times. But that aside, this is still a decent comedy that makes for an entertaining and relaxed way to spend an afternoon. Worth checking out at some point.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman and Mila Kunis star in this sci-fi action thriller. 30 years after an unspecified environmental disaster, a lone man, Eli (Washington), fights his way across the desolate wasteland of a post-apocalyptic America guarding a sacred book called the Book of Eli, which holds the secrets that can bring civilisation back from the brink of destruction and save humankind. His principal threat is despotic town leader Carnegie (Oldman), who will stop at nothing to get hold of the book and use its secrets to take control of society.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Book of Eli\\n\\nReview: `The Book Of Eli' explores one idea of what life could be like in a post nuclear war world. Here food, water, energy and books are hard to come by and every day is a struggle to survive. Eli (played by Washington) is known as a walker, who travels across the country (rather than living in a community) trying to subsist on meagre provisions and fighting off lawless robbers just to get by. He only goes into the communities (one of which that is run by the iron handed Gary Oldman) when he needs to recharge batteries or get extra water. He protects a sacred book which is highly sought after by other unscrupulous people and constantly moves west so that he can share his treasure with someone who may know how to do more good with it.\\n\\nThis film had a bleak feel to it at first, with muted colours and lots of ash, but it soon began to feel like a cross between a Mad Max film, an action film (due to Washington's `kick ass' character who is more than capable of looking after himself against some rather unsavoury specimens) and a religious allegory about mans folly's and humanity. This was reminiscent of `The Road' which I saw recently and which is based along similar themes, but I found this films story to be more engaging and more uplifting at the end and much prefer it over the aforementioned film. The acting is pretty decent from all involved and Oldman plays his sneering bad guy role perfectly yet again. There is a good twist in the tale and some issues are raised about mans behaviour without moralising or preaching. Some people seem to dislike this film due to it's religious overtones, but to be honest these are pretty slight and are relevant to the story. All in all this was an enjoyable film and if `The Road' put you off post apocalyptic films, but the premise still intrigues you, then this is well worth a viewing.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Tape cassette\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Born in the USA\\n\\nReview: `Born in the USA' is one of those albums that has become a classic and epitomises the times it was written and released in. This lead to Bruces famous stadium tours that left him exhausted, but showcased his music to a wider audience. Although the title track has been overplayed and feels slightly cliched as a result, it still has great power when it starts and this album has so many great tracks that you are left in awe at the amount of talent on one CD. From excellent, more low key tracks such as `Cover Me' to `Darlington County' via full on rockers like `Glory Days' and `Bobby Jean' and touching on the more brooding and moving songs like `I'm on Fire' and `My Hometown', this albums has a selection of tracks to suit any mood or taste. All of this, coupled with the now iconic album cover and you will have in your hands a slice of music history that has rarely been surpassed. It has become a classic for a reason and is well worth a try.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Stranger in This Town\\nRichie Sambora | Format: Audio CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Stranger in This Town\\n\\nReview: `Stranger in this Town' is Sambora's first solo album and although it's not quite as good or polished as `Undiscovered Soul' it still sounds amazing and shows his talent away from Bon Jovi. `Church of Desire' and `Stranger in this Town' are both strong offerings here and `Mr Bluesman' has a guest appearance from Eric Clapton and this album leads perfectly to the album closer `The Answer' which is a gentle way to end an album that offers rock, blues and more introspective tracks. This shows Sambora's individual song writing abilities and you realise his voice is as good as Jon Bon Jovi's, in fact by the second solo album I'd say it is better! His guitar playing also shines through and you quickly realise how underrated he is and how much his talents are hidden as a part of Bon Jovi. I love this album even after all these years and although a little rough around the edges, it still makes for great listening. Give it a try and you may be surprised to hear what Sambora has to offer, just make sure you check out `Undiscovered Soul' as well and then, like me, pray for another solo album soon.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine (1992) (Cassette Tape) (US) (Epic Associated ZT 52959)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rage Against the Machine\\n\\nReview: `Rage Against the Machine' is one of those albums that should be in any discerning music collection. From the album artwork alone and the choice of band name you know you aren't going to be in for the usual manufactured `music' that seems to dominate the industry these days. This is heavy music, with substance and meaning and is all the more powerful for it. My personal favourites on this album have to be `Killing in the Name' and `Bullet in the Head' but all of the tracks are excellent and `Wake Up' is one of the most well known after being used in the first Matrix movie. As soon as I put this album on I feel the smile spread across my face and by the end of the first track I'm usually beaming like a fool, which then lasts for the albums duration. This is perfect summer music, but always picks me up in the depths of winter as well. A superb album and a good place to start if you've not tried any other RATM.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Bryan Adams was played a great deal on the radio in 1984/5; his music was the most radio-friendly rock to have been heard in a long time and where on earlier records Adams had spiced up his songs with traces of social consciousness, this set is back squarely in love-and-lust territory.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Waking Up The Neighbours\\n\\nReview: 'Waking Up the Neighbours' is the excellent album from Bryan Adams that first turned me onto his music. It has a great rock sound and whenever I listen to this album it takes me right back to my childhood. Due to being produced by Robert 'Mutt' Lange this album has a feel very reminiscent of Def leppard from the same time (also produced by Mutt) with similar backing vocals and guitar sound, no bad thing though. There are plenty of stand out tracks, from the softer 'Can't stop this thing we've started' to slightly rockier 'touch the hand', and of course the now anthemic (and slightly overplayed) '(Everything I do) I do it for you'. But all the tracks on this album sit together very well and provide a great overall sound. For a first try of Bryan Adams' albums you can't go far wrong in starting here and then once you're hooked explore his other top albums. At a great price on amazon at time of writing, you can't really go wrong in giving this a try.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: The 1971 live album that proved to be Aretha's crossover hit!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Live at the Filmore West\\n\\nReview: 'Live at Filmore West' is an amazing double album showcasing Aretha's awesome live talent. The first disc is the original album in remastered format and the second disc has alternate takes and unused songs from the concerts. The choice of songs are perfect, 'Love The One You're With' is especially note-worthy, and Ray Charles duets with Aretha on 'Spirit In The Dark (Reprise)' which reaches almost gospel revival proportions. The audience atmosphere can clearly be heard and adds to the overall ambiance and feel of the album. When Aretha speaks with the audience it reminds me of Jill Scott today when she talks with real soul to her audiences (I highly recommend her albums by the way). The level of soul and emotion from both artists is staggering. This is an outstanding live album and is well worth a listen whether you're a fan of Aretha or not.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: The cream of Gary's solo work, including Still Got the Blues ; a live version of Parisienne Walkways (cowritten with Thin Lizzy bandmate Phil Lynott); Cold Day in Hell; Wishing Well; Ready for Love (edit); Military Man; Run for Cover , and eight more from one of the world's great rock guitarists.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Out in the Fields\\n\\nReview: `Out in the Fields' is an excellent best of of Gary Moore and serves as a decent introduction to his music for those new to his work as well. This has a great blend of the rock and blues that he is known for and awesome rock tracks like `Military Man' sit happily alongside blues classics like `Parisienne Walkways'. Moore's guitar style always manages to raise goose bumps for me and this album is no exception, he plays with a gritty, heartfelt roar at times and then with the deftest, nuanced lightest touch at others. He really is an overlooked master of his instrument. Granted, his singing is pretty terrible at times, but the song writing and overall feel more than make up for it. If you plan on only buying one album of Moore's then this offers a wide taste of what he is all about, but be warned it may pique your interest enough so you'll want to go out and buy more. No bad thing in my eyes.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: In 1964, when this concert at New York City's legendary Copacabana night club was recorded, Sam Cooke was at the top of his game, having charted numerous times with his unique blend of pop and soul. The success doesn't seem to have gone to his head, though: he sounds relaxed and conversational throughout this intimate performance. Accompanied by a band that includes Bobby Womack on guitar, Cooke brings his R&B tendencies further to the fore than on his immaculately produced studio work. He moves deftly through his own hits, like \\\"You Send Me\\\" and \\\"Twistin' The Night Away,\\\" but it's on the folk songs \\\"If I Had A Hammer\\\" and \\\"Blowin' In The Wind\\\" that he really stretches out, proving himself a gifted interpreter unbound by stylistic constrictions. At The Copa is an essential part of the Cooke canon.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sam Cooke at the Copa\\n\\nReview: This is a great album if you know what to expect. Don't expect the raw passion and soul of the likes of Live in Harlem, this is far more polished and smooth. I think that is slightly to the musics detriment, but that may because I love the feel of 'Harlem' so much. Sam's voice is just as great here, but as other reviewers have noted, this is for a different crowd and the album has a much more jazzy feel to it. It is worth listening to for another side of Sam and how he could perform. However he performs it is still a five star performance as always!\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: On his second full-length, Sam Beam \\\"...launches balloons of sweetly whispered regret over trance-inducing backwoods string arrangements and watches them float away, his heart in tow\\\"--Entertainment Weekly. \\\"Equally assured with sweetly lilting pop and doom struck ballads, Beam invests these songs with hypnotic beauty and sparkling melody, making them as accessible as they are affecting\\\"--The Onion.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Our Endless Numbered Days\\n\\nReview: 'Our Endless Numbered Days' is another beautiful album from Iron & Wine. It is along the same lines as 'The Creek Drank The Cradle', but where as that album was one man and his guitar, this album creates the same feel with more musicians and instruments. Saying that, it still has that bare, open and melodious feel to it, just augmented in all the right places. This is great to sit back and drift away to, the music washes over you and makes you engage with it. Like all the albums, it gets better with repeated listening and this will soon become another integral part of your music listening life. Well worth a try.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: One of the most unconventional frontmen in rock, System Of A Down singer Serj Tankian debuts as a solo artist with Elect The Dead. SOAD's genrebending albums sold 16 million copies but went on hiatus in 2006. So Tankian retreated to his L.A. home studio to write and produce Elect The Dead. Neither a mellow excursion into world music or the frantic war-cry of SOAD, the rockin' Elect The Dead showcases his inimitable vocals and incisive lyrics. Multi-faceted and multi-layered, Elect The Dead is both thought provoking and from the heart.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Elect the Dead, Limited edition\\n\\nReview: This is the brilliant solo album from Serj and it is outstanding. It has his usual cutting, intelligent lyrics, backed up by some amazing music. This is all the more impressive as it is written, engineered, produced and mainly played all by Serj. All the tracks are great and get better with repeated listening, although 'Empty Walls' and 'Honking Antelope' are particular favourites for me. This limited edition version is well worth the extra money. You get the initial superb album, an additional bonus CD, the case is a hardback book which has a great selection of illustrated lyrics (by the same artist as Serj's 'Cool Garden' book) and some more poetry. You also get a limited edition member card which gives you access to a Serj Tankian deluxe website. You can't get much better than that! Highly recommended, for the music alone but the package makes this extra special. If you like SOAD you'll like this, simple as that. A top effort from Serj and so good to have him back in my music listening life!\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: UK digipak pressing of the 2008 album from this Blues phenomenon. I Started Out With Nothin'... is the follow-up album to his surprise-hit album Dog House Music that he recorded in his kitchen and released in 2006 on the Bronzerat label. Seasick Steve has played in Lightnin' Hopkins' and John Lee Hooker's bands, as well as also playing in Modest Mouse's touring line-up. His first album, Cheap, was released in 2004. Steve subsequently survived a heart attack but recovered to breakthrough with a memorable performance at Jools Holland's Hootennanny New Year's Eve celebration. Now, he remains the talk of the town! Warner.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Started Out With Nothing and I Still Got Most of It Left\\n\\nReview: My brother had been on at me for a while to buy a Seasick Steve album and give his bluesy, bluegrass, folky music a try. He suggested I start with `I Started Out With Nothing And Still Got Most Of It Left' and after listening to this and his follow up `Man from Another Time' I have to agree it is a good place to get a feel for what Seasick Steve has to offer.\\n\\nI love `Walkin' Man' where the blues slide guitar reminds me of a slightly rawer Keb Mo and if you enjoy this album I suggest you give Keb a try, although he is more polished. My favourite though has to be `Thunderbird' with it's distorted guitar and a beat that gets me stamping my feet along in time.\\n\\nSteve introduces some songs with humorous asides and the last track finishes up with a tale from Steve's life living on the road. His music is as infectious as his story telling and once you buy one album I can guarantee you'll be searching out the others. Great, foot tapping, slide blues to get you smiling and singing along with.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: STANDARD EDITION : Smash 2010 album from Damon Albarn (Blur) and crew! Cameos by Lou Reed, Mark E Smith (The Fall), De La Soul, Snoop Dogg, Bobby Womack and others.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Plastic Beach (Experience Edition)\\n\\nReview: I was eagerly looking forward to the new Gorillaz album and have given this a solid listening to over the past months to gauge fully it's sound and feel. This is a great progression to their last album and whilst the sound is familiar territory, it has moved on enough to keep things interesting. My favourite track easily has to be `Stylo' which has some amazing vocals from Bobby Womack and Mos Def and an infectious groove from the off. As always on a Gorillaz album there are wonderful collaborations throughout and the artist roll call is especially impressive this time, featuring Snoop Dogg, Lou Reed, Mark E Smith and Mick Jones, amongst others. Gorillaz always manages to be at the forefront of the music scene at the time of each release and with `Plastic Beach' that remains the same and this album offers up plenty of tunes to delight and interest old and new fans alike.\\n\\nThis `Experience Edition' features an additional DVD which features a `making of' documentary and also a code to access additional information from the band website. The documentary is relatively short, and the disc lacks any extras, but it does give an insight into the making of the album and should please hardcore fans. For the casual listener you can buy the single disc version of the album and be easily satisfied knowing you aren't missing anything truly groundbreaking.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Legendary musician Roky Erickson triumphantly returns with True Love Cast Out All Evil, his first new album in fourteen years.Produced by Will Sheff from Okkervil River, and featuring his band backing Erickson, the record is comprised largely of unreleased songs that Austin native Erickson wrote throughout his decades-long career detailing with heart-breaking candor a harrowing life that has included shock treatment, imprisonment, mental illness, and irreversible loss.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: True Love Cast Out All Evil\\n\\nReview: Sometimes you come across an album that stands out from the very first listen and then only gets better after repeated listening and `True Love Cast Out All Evil' is one of those. This features Roky Erickson, ably supported by Okkervil River and the combination is something really quite special. This has a wonderfully brooding feel to it and Roky reminded me of Neil Young in places, when Neil was at his very best and turning out music of the highest calibre, but he also has his own distinctive feel and voice that I adore. `Goodbye Sweet Dreams' is one of my favourite tracks on this album and I have played it frequently since this dropped though my letterbox. `Please Judge' has some heart wrenching lyrics, `True Love Cast Out All Evil' is a subtle, but moving track and `Forever' is one of those tracks that can be listened to for the same duration for it's simple elegance and grace. `John Lawman' is one of the more angry sounding tracks on the album and yet it is perfectly placed on the album and gives you a fresh perspective before kicking back into the more nuanced music on offer. This has an excellent booklet with extensive liner notes and photography and this really adds to the overall package. This is a short album that is very near to perfection and once you start listening to it you will want to leave the CD in your stereo (or the album on repeat on your MP3 player) and soak up the atmosphere again and again until it is rooted within you. Excellent music to get you through good times or bad.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: 'Best of Mother Nature Records (TM)' is proud to bring you 'Thunder & Light Rain'. This audio CD is a wonderful combination of light rain at summertime, and occasional distant thunder, for a wonderfully relaxing audio experience. Perfect for relaxing after a long day at work, drifting off to sleep, and forgetting about the worries of the world.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Thunderstorm Sounds and Light Rain\\n\\nReview: After hearing a thunderstorm on a recent BBC nature program I wanted to buy a CD of a similar quality to evoke the same feelings.\\n\\nI did my usual search on Amazon and came across this and I have to say it is very good. Some other CD's I found and sampled sounded very inauthentic and almost computer generated and you could tell the sound was on a short loop with the same rumbles of thunder repeating themselves. This, on the other hand, sounds fresh, natural and full of depth and there is no discernable looping to my ears.\\n\\nThe underlying rain sound is very soothing and the rumbles of thunder are atmospheric, add mild drama and break up the track. This plays for an hour as one long track and it is great to listen to at times of stress or when trying to sleep.\\n\\nI recently played this to help me drift off to sleep on a long flight and it worked a treat.\\n\\nIf you are looking for a high quality, natural rainstorm recording then this is very good indeed and well worth a try.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Ugly Kid Joe ~ As Ugly As They Wanna Be\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: As Ugly as They Wanna Be\\n\\nReview: Listening to this EP from Ugly Kid Joe recently reminded me of my teenage years, summer holidays and just what fun music this band made.\\n\\nAcross 6 tracks you get a good taste of what this band sounds like and their style is great rock, but very much tongue in cheek. The album opener, `Madman' starts off with theme park sound effects, before the main riff kicks in and the EP is started off with a jolt. `Whiplash Liquor' is a particular favourite of mine and I love the vocals on this track. They are so `of their time`, but suit the song perfectly. The chorus can't help but make you sing along with gusto. The most well known track has to be `Everything about You' which was all over MTV and VH1 when it was released. It has a gentle start and is the most accessible for non-rock fans, it also happens to be a top tune. The album closes with a short 26 second track called `Heavy Metal' which is essentially a quick thrash and scream and then it's over. The perfect way to end this selection of songs and I used to love playing this on repeat as I sat in the garden. All in all this is a great little EP of rock tracks from this band and whilst it does sound dated at times, it is such a great sound that you can't help but still enjoy it.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: MUSICA CLASICA/CLASSIC MUSIC\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Bach: Mass in B Minor\\n\\nReview: Whilst it has been said that this recording of Bach's Mass in B Minor is a touch clinical, I have to admit I actually prefer this to other recordings. The soloists are very good and both Emma Kirkby and Panito Iconomou have richly evocative voices. The choir is also very good and Parrott conducts them all with aplomb. This piece (and often this recording in particular) is often recommended by various sources as a `must have' to get your classical collection started, in fact that is how I came to find this, and I have to say after listening to more classical music in general and other recordings of this I have to agree. It is a gentle way to ease yourself into a Mass of this kind and shouldn't overwhelm you. I still enjoy putting this on at odd moments and this is one recording you will keep coming back to.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Live Manchester And Dublin - Cd\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Live in Manchester and Dublin\\n\\nReview: This is one of Rodrigo and Gabriela's early live albums and their metal roots are evident throughout, but with their own unique flamenco twist. This was recorded in Manchester and Dublin and has tracks from Re-Foc on it, as well as an excellent interpretation of Metallic's `One'. At one point this is blended with Brubeck's `Take Five' to delightful effect. This live album shows all the flair and passion in their playing and the part at the very end where Gabriela talks to the audience about her experiences in Ireland is especially endearing. If you enjoy their albums and want to sample their sound whilst playing live then this is a pretty good place to go, but be aware there is also an excellent `Live in Japan' disc to enjoy at some point as well.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Live, intimate, and raw, Sessions For Robert J is the essential audio/video companion to Eric Clapton's 2004 gold, Top 10 Me And Mr. Johnson, tribute to blues legend Robert Johnson. Filmed during tour rehearsals in London and Dallas plus a Los Angeles hotel room and the Dallas warehouse where Johnson made some of his final recordings, Sessions for Robert J finds Clapton performing all Robert Johnson songs with his touring band, acoustically with Doyle Bramhall II and solo-as well as discussing Johnson and his influence. A performance/documentary DVD with 14 tracks (from which the 11 CD selections are taken), Sessions for Robert J is blues heaven.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sessions for Robert J\\n\\nReview: After the too slick and uninspiring 'Me and Mr Johnson' this album is what we were actually after. EC playing Johnson tracks with a bit of passion and verve. He performs each song to perfection and the live recording suits these songs much better than the flat, over-produced 'Me and Mr Johnson'. If I had the choice of these album I'd go for this one every time and I rarely listen to the former album now. The fact that this comes with a 'making of' DVD only adds to the package and it is great to see EC and his band perform these songs live and trace some of Johnson's history. A much better album and more what we expected from an EC Robert Johnson album.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Collection of old & new material from the young Nashville fave. Features the hit single, 'Bad Things,' which was also included on his now out-of-print debut album, and has recently gained acclaim as the theme song for the HBO vampire series, True Blood. Artful. 2007.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Old New Borrowed Blues\\n\\nReview: `Old New Borrowed Blues' is a pared back recording from Jace Everett which was recorded live in his friends living room. It is raw and unadorned and great blues/country music. This has an acoustic rendition of `Bad Things' as heard and made famous from the `True Blood' TV series and to be honest this is as good, if not better, than the rockier version used for the TV series titles. I also like `Between a Father and a Son' which is a great ballad about the cycle of family relationships. There is some impressive harmonica on `I Gotta Have it' and this song never fails to get me both smiling and tapping my feet, it is a top tune. There something about when an artist records his music in an intimate low key setting that adds a certain rich dimension to the music and this is no different. The playing, tuning and timing may be a little off in places, but it isn't hugely discernable and only adds to the overall charm of the album. If you like blues music with a slight `down south' feel to it then this should be right up your street and Jace offers up some great playing, song writing and feeling on this CD.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: 2009 album from the British quartet. In This Light & On This Evening represents a significant step forward for the band following the huge successes of debut album The Back Room and the #1 follow up An End Has A Start. There have been many changes to life in Editors since An End Has A Start broke the band worldwide and established the Birmingham based four piece as one of the UK's most prominent bands of recent times. Bassist Russell Leech and guitarist Chris Urbanowicz are now resident in New York whilst singer Tom Smith has become a father. These changes added to the sense that In This Light And On This Evening was the start of a new chapter for Editors and the band came together in London for the recording sessions with producer Flood at the start of 2009 with a determination to push their sound into wholly new territory. Whilst all four members were keen to make a far more electronic record, they were determined to 'give the machines a human feel' in the words of lead singer Tom Smith.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: In This Light and On This Evening\\n\\nReview: I first heard the Editors when watching their Glastonbury set this year and I was immediately impressed. So much so I went online and bought all three albums in one hit. This has some awesome tracks on it and shows the style of music perfectly. They have an almost grandiose, big electronic sound to them and have been compared to some bands of the eighties and there is definitely that element to their sound, but they also sound fresh and modern as well and the lead singers vocals are unique and fit the music well. The most well known track is probably `Papillon' which is also one of my favourites on offer here and the one that really caught my ear when I was watching them on TV. `Bricks and Mortar', as noted by other reviewers, is reminiscent of The Terminator theme music but I really enjoy it, maybe more so because of this! There is an energy about this album and I can't help but feel buoyed up after listening to it, even with the odd slower track in there as well. If you are a huge fan of the early albums then this may not appeal as much as there a lot of synths here compared to guitars, but if you enjoy this then you can go easily go back to those early albums and appreciate them all the more after knowing where they lead to. This is just an evolution of the bands sound and style. All in all this is a good album, with some great tracks on it and a big sound to put a smile on your face. Well worth checking out.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: For Whom the Bell Tolls\\n\\nReview: This is another masterly work from Hemingway. When he gets it right, he gets it OH so right. You have more tight, evocative language that conjure up the landscapes the characters live in, and wonderful characterisation so that you fully engage and sympathise with them. This is a great look at the Spanish civil war from the guerrillas point of view, with the assistance of an American explosives expert. It has romance, chivalry, betrayal, adventure and the rougher side of human nature. What more could you want from one novel? If you like Hemingway then this is another great novel and if you're new to him, this may not be the best starting place, but you'll still not be disappointed.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: The God of Small Things\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The God of Small Things\\n\\nReview: This is probably one of the most beautiful books you are ever likely to read. Roy's descriptions are rich and extremely evocative and the pace and storyline will keep you the turning pages and completely immersed in the world of the characters. The language used is so beautiful that phrases and snippets will stay with you for days and weeks afterwards, and cliched as it may sound, this is one of those books that leave your life richer for having read it. You will feel joy, pain, happiness, grief and a whole range of other emotions and all at full force, what more could you want? Highly, highly recommended.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Stylish reissue of a classic first published in the 1970s: Hunter S Thompson's ether-fuelled, savage journey to the heart of the American Dream. 'We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold! And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas!' As knights of old buckled on armour of supernatural power, so Hunter S. Thompson enters Las Vegas armed with a veritable arsenal of 'heinous chemicals'. His perilous, drug-enhanced confrontations with casino operators, bartenders, police officers and assorted representatives of the Silent Majority have a hallucinatory humour and nightmare terror never before seen on the printed page.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas\\n\\nReview: `Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' is the hilarious and irreverent novel from Hunter S Thompson that has spawned many imitators over the years, but no equals.\\n\\nThis follows two drug fuelled characters as they get up to various exploits in and around Las Vegas. They drive around in a succession of convertible cars, first The Red Shark and then The White Whale and get into and out of numerous scrapes in the most hilarious ways. They even have the audacity to go to a police conference about narcotics!!!\\n\\nI found myself laughing out loud at numerous times throughout this novel and whilst it is about drugs and the experiences had when taking them, it is in no way disjointed or confusing to read. You get a sense of the paranoia and hallucinations, without the confusion this could so easily create. This is based on true events and in true Gonzo tradition embellished in Thompson's most delicious way.\\n\\nThis book has a section at the back with a biography, explanation of Gonzo journalism, further reading list and more besides. This put the book into context for me and gave a great insight into the creation of this book and the man behind it.\\n\\nThis is a modern classic for good reason and whilst the characters get up to some unsavoury things during the course of the book, they carry it off with such style and humour that you can't help but be willingly taken along for the ride.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: HarperCollins is proud to present its new range of best-loved, essential classics. 'Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.' Set on the French Riviera in the 1920s, American Dick Diver and his wife Nicole are the epitome of chic, living a glamorous lifestyle and entertaining friends at their villa. Young film star Rosemary Hoyt arrives in France and becomes entranced by the couple. It is not long before she is attracted to the enigmatic Dick, but he and his wife hold dark secrets and as their marriage becomes more fractured, Fitzgerald laments the failure of idealism and the carefully constructed trappings of high society in the Roaring Twenties.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Tender is the Night\\n\\nReview: 'Tender is the Night' is one of F Scott Fitzgeralds better known books and the first one of his I read. It is a powerful story of two people (Dick and Nicole) loving each other for the wrong reasons and whose love takes a course neither truly wants, but can't seem to move away from. This is set in the roaring twenties amidst the hedonistic lifestyles of the aristocracy and you can imagine the times and places perfectly. Told in a deceptively simple style, it has great depth in it's story telling and a way of making you feel as deeply as the characters. It may not have the most positive of endings, but I like it all the more for this reason, as it is truer to real life. A beautifully written book to be enjoyed again and again.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: hardcover\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Call of the Wild\\n\\nReview: `The Call of the Wild' follows Buck, a strong, dignified dog as he is torn from his home and taken to pull sled in the Yukon during the gold rush. It is written mainly from a dogs point of view which makes for original and interesting reading and shows how Buck gradually creeps back to his primordial and hereditary roots as a wild dog. This is only a short book but you are quickly drawn into Bucks world and viewpoint and before you know it the last page has been turned and you are left both satisfied and saddened to have finished. Written in simple, yet richly descriptive, language this book is aimed at children, although adults can get as much, if not more, from it as younger readers can. Having heard about this book for years but never getting round to reading it, I can say that it was a delight to pick up and immerse myself in and I only wish I had done so sooner. A classic wilderness tale and one well worth checking out.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: hardcover\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Call of the Wild\\n\\nReview: `The Call of the Wild' follows Buck, a strong, dignified dog as he is torn from his home and taken to pull sled in the Yukon during the gold rush. It is written mainly from a dogs point of view which makes for original and interesting reading and shows how Buck gradually creeps back to his primordial and hereditary roots as a wild dog. This is only a short book but you are quickly drawn into Bucks world and viewpoint and before you know it the last page has been turned and you are left both satisfied and saddened to have finished. Written in simple, yet richly descriptive, language this book is aimed at children, although adults can get as much, if not more, from it as younger readers can. Having heard about this book for years but never getting round to reading it, I can say that it was a delight to pick up and immerse myself in and I only wish I had done so sooner. A classic wilderness tale and one well worth checking out.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: VERY-GOOD TRADE-PAPERBACK\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: What I Talk About When I Talk About Running\\n\\nReview: `What I Talk About When I Talk About Running' is a part running and part writing memoir from Haruki Murakami and although relatively short it kept me engrossed the whole way through. This follows Murakami as he talks about how he started running and how he trains for various events. It also looks at how his running has affected his writing and how one often helps the other. It is made up of many short essays that follow on from one another and flow well chronologically and sit well together as a complete book. It is written in a deceptively simple way and although this has many short sentences, each one is expertly crafted and is describes what he is writing about perfectly. He also talks about his triathlon training which breaks up the book slightly and adds to the overall dynamic of the book. His tenacity whilst running ultra marathons is impressive and his resolves in maintaining his training schedule, come what may, should be an inspiration for those of us (I.e. all of us) runners who struggle to get out of the door sometimes. The part where he runs the Athens to Marathon route was especially good but to be honest this is packed full of many such stories to keep you reading and interested. I'd suggest you will enjoy this more if you run regularly, but that is in no way a prerequisite and you can enjoy this just as much if you are a couch potato. Well worth checking out.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Jeremy Clarkson is a British writer and broadcaster who specialises in motoring. He began his career on the Rotherham Advertiser and since then has written for the Sun and The Sunday Times. He is best known for his roles as presenter of TV shows Top Gear and, more recently, The Grand Tour.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I Know You've Got Soul\\n\\nReview: This is an OK book about various machines and the impact they've had on Jeremy Clarkson and to a certain extent on the rest of the world as well. Any book of this type will have a lot of personal interpretation and choice in it and may miss many machines you may feel are more worthy of inclusion. Never the less there are a wide variety of machines and it is interesting to learn a little about each of them, in Clarksons slightly sarcastic, humorous way. This book doesn't have too much depth to it, but if you're looking for an easy, interesting, quick read, you've found it right here.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Jeremy Clarkson is a British writer and broadcaster who specialises in motoring. He began his career on the Rotherham Advertiser and since then has written for the Sun and The Sunday Times. He is best known for his roles as presenter of TV shows Top Gear and, more recently, The Grand Tour.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: For Crying Out Loud\\n\\nReview: Say what you will about Jeremy Clarkson, he is very funny to read, completely irreverent and delightfully politically incorrect. I can't say I agree with everything he says, but you don't have to to find his articles amusing. If you've read the first two volumes of `The World according to Clarkson' series then you'll know what to expect from this. This is another collection of his articles from his weekly column and they are written with as much acerbic wit as his other books. He pulls no punches and covers topics as varied as blowing up a seal (!), children's school reports, British tourists and way more besides. Each article is written in four pages and all with his cutting sense of humour that can make you cringe and smile at the same time. If you've read his other books and enjoyed them, then it's a safe bet that this will be right up your street as well. Grumpy and funny as hell.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Eric Arthur Blair (1903-1950), better known by his pen-name, George Orwell, was born in India, where his father worked for the Civil Service. An author and journalist, Orwell was one of the most prominent and influential figures in twentieth-century literature. His unique political allegory Animal Farm was published in 1945, and it was this novel, together with the dystopia of Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949), which brought him world-wide fame. His novels and non-fiction include Burmese Days, Down and Out in Paris and London, The Road to Wigan Pier and Homage to Catalonia.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Politics and the English Language\\n\\nReview: `Politics and the English Language' is a short essay from George Orwell that explores the use of language in politics and how it may be misused to hide or detract from unsavoury facts. In the age of sound-bites and the glut of internet commentary the information here has never been more pertinent.\\n\\nThe writing is as clear and lucid as we have come to expect from Orwell and the short form of this pamphlet means you can read it one sitting. This also has a review of Mein Kampf included, I suspect to bulk out the offering a little.\\n\\nThere are more substantial reviews here that do this book full justice, but I can only say if you have any interest in politics (or the English language for that matter) at all then this is well worth a look at some point.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Brothers Ron and Dan Lafferty insist they were commanded to kill by God. Krakauer's investigation is a meticulously researched, bone-chilling narrative of polygamy, savage violence and unyielding faith: an incisive, gripping work of non-fiction that illuminates an otherwise confounding realm of human behaviour. 'A provocative look at the twisted roots of American fundamentalism' Will Self, Evening Standard Books of the Year 'Excellent ...a lucid, judicious, even sympathetic account not just of Mormon Fundamentalism but of the seductive power of fanaticism in general' Daily Telegraph 'Krakauer writes exceptionally well: as thrilling as Capote on true crime, as devastating as Nietzsche on religious fundamentalism' Scotland on Sunday 'Remarkable ...for anyone interested in the wilder frontiers of spiritual conviction, this book is a must' Independent 'Krakauer is an adept chronicler of extremists, and he's as intent on understanding religious fanatics as he was in his earlier books on exploring the obsessions of monomaniacal adventurers' Los Angeles Times\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Under the Banner of Heaven\\n\\nReview: 'Under The Banner Of Heaven' is written with Jon Krakauer's usual easily read and digested style and tells the story not only of the Mormon fundamentalist murder of a mother and baby in the early 1980's, but also the history of the Mormon faith. Knowing nothing about Mormons, this historical aspect of the book really added to my overall understanding of the murders (and what may have lead to them) and the two aspects of this book are weaved together perfectly. The parts about the murders are shocking and a touch distressing to read in places and the origins and development of the Mormon faith is hard to believe at times. Jon Krakauer seems to write in a measured way and doesn't seem excessively biased. A great deal of the points he makes are backed up by various Mormon texts and interviews. The extent of Mormon fundamentalism is unnerving to discover and read about and casts their self proclaimed religious superiority in a rather dubious light. This is a clear and readable account of some horrific murders and the history of the Mormon faith and it kept me engrossed the whole way through. It's not Krakauer's usual outdoor adventure type book, but it is a fascinating read never-the-less. Worth a read.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Mass Market Paperback: 276 pages Publisher: Ballantine Books; 13th Printing edition (1973) Language: English\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: The Teachings of Don Juan\\n\\nReview: This is the first item i've ever given one star to and I know i'm going to get slated as so many other reviewers here rave about it. I'm sorry to say it has many faults. I feel it is poorly written and has little to keep you engaged. You get no real feel for the main people in the book and the constant questioning of Don Juan that is refused an answer, or that receives some pseudo spiritual response, is extremely tedious. The hallucinogenic visions are uninspiring to read and the interpretations are spurious. The second half that attempts to analyse the 'lessons' from the experiences is jargon laden and tries to be too clever. As a text explaining various Yaqui rituals it has some merit, and it's explanations of drug preparation is fairly clear, but you can get this information online without trawling through such uninspiring dross. I have read many, many books of a spiritual nature, as well as many books on a variety of topics, as my varied and extensive reviews will illustrate, and I'm really sad to have given a book so highly praised by others such a low review, but I really disliked this book and felt it has very little to offer in terms of spiritual message. Easier reads, with clearer messages are out there (The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho, or Way of the Peaceful Warrior by Dan Millman to name two mainstream books and a whole host of more in-depth and meaningful books) and this book only serves to muddy what should be ones clear path to deeper spiritual growth. I can only apologise to those who love and gained some form of enlightenment from it!!!\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Translated by V. Harris. Japan's answer to the Harvard MBA...Written over three centuries ago by a Samurai warrior, the book has been hailed as a limitless source of psychological insight for businessmen-or anyone who relies on strategy and tactics for outwitting the competition.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Book of Five Rings\\n\\nReview: `A Book of Five Rings' (aka The Book of Five Rings) is Musashi's book of martial arts strategy and it has now become a classic for martial arts practitioners and also businessmen over the years.\\n\\nThis starts with an introduction by the translator with a brief biography of Musashi and some info to the put the book into context.\\n\\nYou then move onto the book itself which offers up plenty of advice and knowledge about Musashi's strategy of sword fighting (called Kendo here, but also known as Iaido and other terms). The entries can be interpreted on a number of levels, be it the simple ideas taken at face value or the deeper philosophy behind them. This book can be read many times and you can gain something new each time. This is broken up into five sections (hence the title) which are Ground, Water, Fire, Wind and Void and these cover topics as diverse as stance, mindset, competing schools of martial arts and more besides.\\n\\nThis also has numerous pages of calligraphy and Japanese woodblock prints which greatly add to the aesthetics and overall feel of the book. If you have an interest in martial arts, Samurai or Japan in general then is worth a read at some point and it would quite happily sit alongside other Japanese martial arts classics like `Hagakure' and `Bushido' on your bookshelf.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Text: English, Japanese (translation)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Karate-Do: My Way of Life\\n\\nReview: `Karate-Do: My Way of Life' is an excellent book by Gichin Funakoshi where he recounts various events and experiences from his life. Rather than being a traditional autobiography it is more like a memoir where he shares his training, beliefs and theories on life and Karate. He shares assorted stories about his early training and the truth behind some of the myths that have sprung up around him, his fellow Karateka and his martial art in general. It also looks at the development of Karate from a secret martial art practised by him and a few others during the early years of the Meiji restoration to it's later status as an internationally renowned art. This book is very easy to read and you can see this master is both wise and humble and many martial artists can learn a great deal from him (whether Karate is their chosen art or not). This also sheds some light on life in Japan during the period of the authors life and makes for fascinating reading if you are interested in Japan in general. There is also a middle photo section showing Funakoshi during his later life. It pays to be aware that this book has no specifics about Karate techniques (you will need another book if that is what you are after) but it does look at Funakoshi's thoughts of life, training and the experiences of his life and overall it makes for fascinating and enlightening reading.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: An international bestselling author, Manel Loureiro was born in Pontevedra, Spain, and studied law at Universidad de Santiago de Compostela. After graduation, he worked in television, both on-screen (appearing on Television de Galicia) and behind-the-scenes as a writer. Apocalypse Z, his first novel, began as a popular blog before its publication, eventually becoming a bestseller in several countries, including Spain, Italy, and Brazil. Called the Spanish Stephen King by the Guardian, Manel has written three novels in the Apocalypse Z series. He currently resides in Pontevedra, Spain, where, in addition to writing, he is still a practicing lawyer.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End\\n\\nReview: `Apocalypse Z' is a Zombie novel set in Spain and it is constructed in a blog/diary format.\\n\\nThis follows a man as he comes to terms with an altered world after a Zombie apocalypse breaks out in Russia and which rapidly spreads around the world. It documents the early days very well and you really feel the confusion and uncertainty. As he becomes more self reliant and resilient you see how his character develops and he becomes hardened to the situation around him, whist also maintaining a certain level of humanity.\\n\\nThis book throws up the usual apocalypse scenarios: fights for survival finding food and shelter, defending yourself against the zombies, as well as unscrupulous and dangerous uninfected gangs and coming to terms with an altered world where sickness and injury have to be taken care of by yourself and not in a plush, well equipped hospital. This book explores all of these themes well and once you get used to the diary format you quickly become engrossed and have to keep turning the pages to find out what happens next.\\n\\nMy only small criticism is the chapter headings. As this is a diary format each chapter is called `February 11 16.47pm' of something similar. The only problem is sometimes one chapter will lead directly on from the previous one, but the date and time has changed to the next or another day. This is a small niggle, but it is best to ignore the timeframe and chapter headings and just read this as a undated diary.\\n\\nAll in all this a good novel in the Zombie genre (and I've read a few) and I can't wait for the next instalment to be translated into English so we can find out what happens next.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Excellent Book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Born on a Blue Day\\n\\nReview: `Born on a Blue Day' is the superb memoir of a young autistic man who has amazing numerical and synesthesia abilities due to his Savant (Aspergers) syndrome. He is unique in that he is able to describe his feelings and experiences to a wider audience and he has learnt to function well in society despite the struggles his condition forces upon him. This is very easy to read and Daniels writing style draws you in and helps you connect with him immediately. I felt moved at numerous times throughout and what are trying experiences for anyone take on real poignancy and emotion when seen through Daniels eyes. This describes how he is able to do his amazing calculations, as well as his unique way of viewing the world, where numbers are seen as colours and shapes and people and everyday things are linked to numbers etc. This also looks at how he is able to learn languages in amazingly short periods of time. This is lucid and clear and immediately engaging and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It provided a unique insight into the autistic mind and the life experiences of an inspirational and sensitive man.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Excellent Book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Born on a Blue Day\\n\\nReview: `Born on a Blue Day' is the superb memoir of a young autistic man who has amazing numerical and synesthesia abilities due to his Savant (Aspergers) syndrome. He is unique in that he is able to describe his feelings and experiences to a wider audience and he has learnt to function well in society despite the struggles his condition forces upon him. This is very easy to read and Daniels writing style draws you in and helps you connect with him immediately. I felt moved at numerous times throughout and what are trying experiences for anyone take on real poignancy and emotion when seen through Daniels eyes. This describes how he is able to do his amazing calculations, as well as his unique way of viewing the world, where numbers are seen as colours and shapes and people and everyday things are linked to numbers etc. This also looks at how he is able to learn languages in amazingly short periods of time. This is lucid and clear and immediately engaging and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It provided a unique insight into the autistic mind and the life experiences of an inspirational and sensitive man.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: For the ten short stories collected here, John Wyndham turns his imagination to, among other sujects, body-snatching, time-travel and mind-travel, and the the tricky business of interplanetary colonization.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Seeds of Time\\n\\nReview: `The Seeds of Time' is a collection of short stories from John Wyndham and features many stories about both time and space travel. Some are longer, and some are better, than others but they all manage to grab your interest within the first few paragraphs and keep you hooked until the end. Some of the ideas and concepts really give you something to mull over and I often thought about them days after I had finished the book. If you are new to Wyndham then this is a good place to get a feel for his style, but you will soon want to get your hands on his other novels, which are just as well written as this. All in all this is perfect to dip into at odd moments and offers up some excellent science fiction story telling at it's best.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: Rene Goscinny was born in Paris in 1926, and spent most of his childhood in Argentina, before eventually moving to Paris in 1951. He died in 1977. Albert Uderzo was born in 1927 in a small village in Marne, France. He met Rene Goscinny in 1951 and on 29 October 1959 their most famous creation, Asterix, made his first appearance on page 20 of Pilote. ASTERIX THE GAUL, their first album, was published in 1961 and there have now been 35 Asterix albums.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Asterix and the Vikings\\n\\nReview: `Asterix and the Vikings' is not your traditional Asterix book, although it still features our heroes and their adventures. Rather than being a comic strip like the rest of the series, this is a book of the film which utilises blocks of written text telling the story alongside stills from the film. This book (and the film) is based upon `Asterix and the Normans' and if you know that book then the story will already be familiar to you. The animation is quite attractive to look at, but sadly there seems to be minimal connect between what is in the text and the pictures they have chosen to face it. The pictures obviously do relate to the overall story but often not at the right point in the plot. Saying that, this has made me want to find the DVD of the film and check it out as the artwork looks great. There is also an additional 16 pages at the end which explains how the film came to be made and shows the character development and how Uderzo corrected the proofs so the characters were animated properly. This isn't especially relevant to the story, but makes for fairly interesting reading never the less. If you are a huge fan of Asterix then you will need to add this to your collection at some point, but if you are new to Asterix or haven't read many of the other books I would suggest you track down some of the more conventional Asterix titles first before you come to this. It is good, but not great.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\",\n \"Product: More and more people, even those in cities, are keeping chickens, tempted by the appeal of eating fresh free-range eggs. This comprehensive guide covers everything from choosing a breed to ensuring they are happy, healthy and productive. How do I make their house secure? What if I go on holiday? Will they get on with my children? All your questions and more are answered. \\\"Choosing and Keeping Chickens\\\" includes a gallery of 60 of the most popular breeds, from the Dorking to the Silkie.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Choosing and Keeping Chickens\\n\\nReview: `Choosing and Keeping Chickens' is a great place to go for those new to poultry care or who are considering keeping chickens at home. Written in association with `Practical Poultry Magazine' this has plenty of tips and information to get you up and running and for those first few months when you have the most questions. This covers what equipment you need, how to care for chickens, hatching and rearing, show chickens, an extensive section looking at the various breeds and pest and disease control. The whole book is also lavishly illustrated with photos of various breeds and other relevant images. This is good for beginners but may not have much to offer more experienced poultry keepers, but the book is worth buying for the section on breeds alone. For each breed you get info on weight, height, colours, breed history, personality, egg laying ability and tips on day-to-day care. Fairly comprehensive I'd say. If you're new to poultry keeping or are even just considering it, then this is a good place to start. It is clear, well laid out and attractive.\\n\\nFeel free to check out my blog which can be found on my profile page.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":60,"string":"60"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":160,"string":"160"}}},{"rowIdx":161,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1I0422Z9IK7OX"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"3.0\" for a product with description \"Tiny tear bottom DJ. Pages are clean and bright and binding is tight. Solid Book.\". The summary of the review text is \"Great idea, mediocre novel\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I must confess to being prejudiced here: I had hoped to write this book someday. Isaac Asimov wrote a short story entitled \"The Dead Past,\" in which a device to see into the past exists but which is kept under strict government control. A historian, frustrated with the government's refusal to support his investigations using the device, steals the plans and makes them public. It ends with the government's representative pointing out that he had just made an end to privacy: after all the past is any time more than a snap of a finger's ago.\nSo what would that \"brave new world\" be like? Well, I was going to take a shot at it, but Baxter and Clarke have beaten me to it. They start with the development of the device in their context, a \"WormCam\" that initially uses quirks of arcane physics to see long distances away instantly. The instigator is an entrepeneur (kind of a cross between Rupert Murdoch and Bill Gates) whose goal is to get the news sooner than his competition. It's only eventually that the main characters (the entrepreneur and his family) realize both that the past is open to them and that privacy as we know it is no more.\nThe consequences of this, which of course are the key to the whole story, are rather lamely presented. The focus is the effects on the central characters, who are not terribly sympathetic in any case, and one never gets the feel of the social upheaval that must be taking place.\nThus, despite one big surprise at the end, this is a disappointing book: a tremendously powerful idea not very well presented."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I must confess to being prejudiced here: I had hoped to write this book someday. Isaac Asimov wrote a short story entitled \"The Dead Past,\" in which a device to see into the past exists but which is kept under strict government control. A historian, frustrated with the government's refusal to support his investigations using the device, steals the plans and makes them public. It ends with the government's representative pointing out that he had just made an end to privacy: after all the past is any time more than a snap of a finger's ago.\nSo what would that \"brave new world\" be like? Well, I was going to take a shot at it, but Baxter and Clarke have beaten me to it. They start with the development of the device in their context, a \"WormCam\" that initially uses quirks of arcane physics to see long distances away instantly. The instigator is an entrepeneur (kind of a cross between Rupert Murdoch and Bill Gates) whose goal is to get the news sooner than his competition. It's only eventually that the main characters (the entrepreneur and his family) realize both that the past is open to them and that privacy as we know it is no more.\nThe consequences of this, which of course are the key to the whole story, are rather lamely presented. The focus is the effects on the central characters, who are not terribly sympathetic in any case, and one never gets the feel of the social upheaval that must be taking place.\nThus, despite one big surprise at the end, this is a disappointing book: a tremendously powerful idea not very well presented."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: DVD/VCR/SD Card Recorder, With ATSC Digital Tuner,1080P HDMI Upconversaion DV Input\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Gets the job done, but with some annoyances\n\nReview: I'm not ecstatic about it, but it works fairly well. Pluses: easy to figure out how to do things (even if some of the fancy ones are rather complex), does all that it's supposed to do, with many options for doing things like burning DVDs. I particularly like the flexible mode, where you can pick the exact recording time you want rather than being restricted to 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours, etc., as you are with videotape recording.\n\nMinuses: very slow to start up (30-40 seconds), doesn't feed a signal through to the TV unless it's on. Hard to search through a recording to a particular spot because it doesn't give you the current elapsed time position unless you're just playing the recording, rather it displays an indication of how quickly you're fast-forwarding, as if you care more about that than about where you are on the disc.","Product: After a cyclone transports her to the land of Oz, Dorothy must seek out the great wizard in order to return to Kansas.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fascinating read for Oz fans\n\nReview: The Annotated Alice is one of my prized possessions, so I was looking forward to reading this one. However, it was not what I expected. Martin Gardner's annotations to the Lewis Carroll classics tend to focus on aspects of Victorian society mentioned in the books as well as obscure elements that a quick reader might miss.\nThe annotations for this book, on the other hand, tend to focus more on the thematic and symbolic elements and how they are brought out in the text. I was a little disgruntled at this until I realized that the society behind Dorothy needed less explaining than the society behind Alice, at least to an American reader. Given that, I think that the annotations make the book significantly more interesting and enjoyable for the adult reader. Also included is one of the longest introductions I've ever encountered (102 pages), which is primarily a biography of Baum. (I was going to say a mini-biography, but I don't think 102 oversized pages is a \"mini.\")\nA fascinating read for Oz fans.","Product: French countryside\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not the best in the series but still entertaining\n\nReview: Mayle covers Provence again with a third book. This is, I think, the weakest of the three, if only because Mayle is starting to run out of anecdotes. There are some priceless ones in here, most notably the one about the handsome young butcher who increases the meat on the table for every married man in town, but this is more of a travelogue and a description rather than a first-person recounting. It's the weaker for that.\nMayle also complains about the ever-increasing tourist traffic in August while never bothering to consider whether he bears any responsibility for this. He does face down his accusers over the issue of whether he has helped \"spoil\" Provence and comes up with some good counter-arguments. He also verbally eviscerates a writer for the New York Times who writes an article claiming that Mayle's Provence exists only in his imagination. That chapter has a darker tone than most of his other writings, though it's not surprising that someone with Mayle's gift for the clever phrase is so capable of sharply-worded sarcasm.\nOn the production side, David Case's almost-too-perfect accent, verging onto the snobbish to this American's ears, is toned down to a more conversational tone, which suits Mayle well. My version of the cassettes were produced by Random House, which has none of the handy enhancements provided with the previous books by Books-On-Tape. I am thinking particularly of the friendly reminder that one has reached the end of a tape or the side thereof, which Books-On-Tape is very good about. Here only an abrupt silence is provided to give one a clue to flip over or change.","Product: Robert Zimmerman has written for almost every issue of The Sciences magazine since 1994, and is former film instructor at New York's New School.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A book about the riskiest space mission ever\n\nReview: Just about every American alive in 1968 must remember sitting before the television set on Christmas Eve, watching an eerie wedge of the lunar surface slip past as the Apollo 8 astronauts read the first few verses of Genesis.\nApollo 8 may be the riskiest but most dramatic space flight ever undertaken. The first manned flight of a Saturn V, it would go to the moon without the backup of a lunar module and count on flight hardware tested only once before returning to earth and entering the atmosphere at an unprecedented 25,000 miles per hour.\nZimmerman expands the story of Apollo 8 to book length by providing an extensive background to the mission, focusing on the politics and current events of the time and the stories of the astronauts. He appears to have a fascination with the depredations of the Soviet Union, particularly the Berlin Wall. He also spends a surprising amount of verbage discussing the astronauts' religious beliefs and choice of churches. This perhaps provides background to the choice of reading matter on that historic Christmas Eve, which he also goes into significant detail on, explaining how the astronauts decided what to do.\nThere's some annoying sloppiness in the book, phrases which are more impressive than accurate: The Saturn V would in fact fit inside a football stadium since even though it's slightly taller than a regulation football field is long; most stadiums I've seen have extra space beyond the end zones. And it's an overstatement to say that \"To everyone on earth, ... [the] Apollo command module had now been reduced to three trebly voices on the radio,\" since the spacecraft could still be tracked both visually or with a radio telescope. He also seems to claim that Apollo 8 was the climax of the space program and that interest waned thereafter, somehow forgetting the billions who watched and listened to Apollo 11.\nHe relates the controversy (led by Madalyn Murray O'Hare) over the reading of Genesis and comes squarely down on the side of the astronauts, to the point of expressing irritation about Aldrin's subsequent inability to mention giving himself communion after landing on the moon on Apollo 11.\nHe settles a few arguments, including who took the classic \"Earthrise\" picture. (It had to be Anders, who had the color camera. Borman took a similar one and claims he took the famous one but apparently didn't realize he had the black-and-white camera at the time.)\nOverall, it's a good if not great book, best when it's expanding on the mission, less significant when it's trying to interpret history.","Product: Another calvin and hobbs adventure\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We shall not see the like again\n\nReview: At some point back in the eighties, one could turn to the comics pages and partake of Bloom County, The Far Side, and Calvin and Hobbes, all at the same time. Those were the days.\nCalvin and Hobbes is simply one of the all-time great comic strips. From a simple premise - a young kid with a stuffed tiger that comes alive only for him - comes an extraordinary variety of humor, as well as commentary on the human condition. From slapstick comedy as Calvin terrorizes his babysitter to pathos as he suffers through another miserable day at school, it touches all the notes. Calvin and Hobbes even philosophize, usually as they're preparing to destroy themselves on a downhill sled run. And I haven't even mentioned Calvin's turns of fantasy with such characters as Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man.\nWhat can you say? There's never been anything like Calvin and Hobbes, and there probably never will be again.","Product: One of the most accomplished authors in the history of science fiction, Arthur C. Clarke has written numerous international bestsellers. His visionary classics, including 2001: A Space Odyssey, Childhood's End, and Rendezvous with Rama, range across frontiers of science and society, combining exquisitely daring blueprints of future worlds with perceptive observations of our own.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Two novels: one self-indulgent, one near-classic\n\nReview: The Ghost from the Grand Banks: I'd never heard of this novel before finding it at the library, and I quickly found out why. It's a rather self-indulgent outing by the master, spending more time demonstrating his erudition than furthering the rather thin plot, which involves raising the Titanic. He has some successful predictions in here (the Y2K problem, though he misjudges both its impact and solutions), and some unsuccessful ones (the Mandelbrot set as a fashion object). All in all, this is an uncharacteristically forgettable outing.\nThe Deep Range: Now this is more like it. The first sentence - \"There was a killer loose on the range\" - grabbed me, bringing me back to the days when I first read this book as I was just getting into science fiction. Here we have a future world where food is becoming scarcer, and whales and plankton must be harvested to feed the teeming millions. Into this comes Franklin, a traumatized astronaut looking for a new career. We cover the problems he encounters, both personally and professionally, concluding with the moral one of eating whales at all.\nStill something of a rambling tale, but it's out of the classic days of sf, and it brought back fond memories for me, and I enjoyed it, regardless.","Product: Military historian and award-winning war correspondent for the BBC and CBS, Erik Durschmied has covered crises in Vietnam, Iran, Iraq, Belfast, Beirut, Chile, Cuba, and Afghanistan. He lives in Paris and Provence with his family.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Interesting take on weather and military history\n\nReview: My local library had this book filed under 551, i.e., in the meteorology section, which I think is an error. This book is more of a military history focusing on how weather has influenced the outcome of battles and therefore of history. The science of weather plays a small part.\nThat being said, it's an interesting read. It's divided into chapters, each devoted to a specific incident. Some are reasonably well-known, such as the battle at Teutoburger Wald that cost Rome three legions (included here due to a thunderstorm that bogged down the Romans and led the Germanic \"barbarians\" to think that their gods were on their side), the typhoon that destroyed Kublai Khan's fleet heading to invade Japan, and Napoleon's disastrous march on Russia that was devastated by the legendary Russian winter. Others were (to me, at least) more obscure: the thunderstorm that scattered the mobs in Paris and thereby cost Robespierre his supporters, the weather during the Battle of the Bulge that first protected the Germans from air attack and then cleared to leave them vulnerable to the Allies' unchallenged fighters and bombers, and the typhoon that devastated the American Pacific fleet in World War II.\nThe one non-battle chapter focuses on the Irish potato famine, which was facilitated by a cool, rainy summer that allowed the potato-killing fungus to flourish.\nThe penultimate chapter, about fighting in the Mekong delta during the Vietnam War, provides a change since it's written in the first person. The author, a war correspondent, was actually there, and gives a personal view of what it's like to fight natives in the muggy misery of a tropical jungle.\nThe final chapter addresses the possibility of manipulating the weather in the future to provide better prospects for one's own forces or worse prospects for the enemies'. This has apparently already been tried, with American forces trying to get it to rain on the Ho Chi Minh trail in order to bog down Viet Cong supplies.\nThe book is readable enough, though with one strange quirk: footnotes that provide additional information rather than references. These quickly become distracting, and I think some should have just been incorporated into the regular text while the rest should either have been eliminated or moved to the back. It's a strange affectation and not at all helpful.\nSo, overall it's an interesting book even if not what I expected."],"string":"[\n \"Product: DVD/VCR/SD Card Recorder, With ATSC Digital Tuner,1080P HDMI Upconversaion DV Input\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Gets the job done, but with some annoyances\\n\\nReview: I'm not ecstatic about it, but it works fairly well. Pluses: easy to figure out how to do things (even if some of the fancy ones are rather complex), does all that it's supposed to do, with many options for doing things like burning DVDs. I particularly like the flexible mode, where you can pick the exact recording time you want rather than being restricted to 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours, etc., as you are with videotape recording.\\n\\nMinuses: very slow to start up (30-40 seconds), doesn't feed a signal through to the TV unless it's on. Hard to search through a recording to a particular spot because it doesn't give you the current elapsed time position unless you're just playing the recording, rather it displays an indication of how quickly you're fast-forwarding, as if you care more about that than about where you are on the disc.\",\n \"Product: After a cyclone transports her to the land of Oz, Dorothy must seek out the great wizard in order to return to Kansas.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fascinating read for Oz fans\\n\\nReview: The Annotated Alice is one of my prized possessions, so I was looking forward to reading this one. However, it was not what I expected. Martin Gardner's annotations to the Lewis Carroll classics tend to focus on aspects of Victorian society mentioned in the books as well as obscure elements that a quick reader might miss.\\nThe annotations for this book, on the other hand, tend to focus more on the thematic and symbolic elements and how they are brought out in the text. I was a little disgruntled at this until I realized that the society behind Dorothy needed less explaining than the society behind Alice, at least to an American reader. Given that, I think that the annotations make the book significantly more interesting and enjoyable for the adult reader. Also included is one of the longest introductions I've ever encountered (102 pages), which is primarily a biography of Baum. (I was going to say a mini-biography, but I don't think 102 oversized pages is a \\\"mini.\\\")\\nA fascinating read for Oz fans.\",\n \"Product: French countryside\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not the best in the series but still entertaining\\n\\nReview: Mayle covers Provence again with a third book. This is, I think, the weakest of the three, if only because Mayle is starting to run out of anecdotes. There are some priceless ones in here, most notably the one about the handsome young butcher who increases the meat on the table for every married man in town, but this is more of a travelogue and a description rather than a first-person recounting. It's the weaker for that.\\nMayle also complains about the ever-increasing tourist traffic in August while never bothering to consider whether he bears any responsibility for this. He does face down his accusers over the issue of whether he has helped \\\"spoil\\\" Provence and comes up with some good counter-arguments. He also verbally eviscerates a writer for the New York Times who writes an article claiming that Mayle's Provence exists only in his imagination. That chapter has a darker tone than most of his other writings, though it's not surprising that someone with Mayle's gift for the clever phrase is so capable of sharply-worded sarcasm.\\nOn the production side, David Case's almost-too-perfect accent, verging onto the snobbish to this American's ears, is toned down to a more conversational tone, which suits Mayle well. My version of the cassettes were produced by Random House, which has none of the handy enhancements provided with the previous books by Books-On-Tape. I am thinking particularly of the friendly reminder that one has reached the end of a tape or the side thereof, which Books-On-Tape is very good about. Here only an abrupt silence is provided to give one a clue to flip over or change.\",\n \"Product: Robert Zimmerman has written for almost every issue of The Sciences magazine since 1994, and is former film instructor at New York's New School.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A book about the riskiest space mission ever\\n\\nReview: Just about every American alive in 1968 must remember sitting before the television set on Christmas Eve, watching an eerie wedge of the lunar surface slip past as the Apollo 8 astronauts read the first few verses of Genesis.\\nApollo 8 may be the riskiest but most dramatic space flight ever undertaken. The first manned flight of a Saturn V, it would go to the moon without the backup of a lunar module and count on flight hardware tested only once before returning to earth and entering the atmosphere at an unprecedented 25,000 miles per hour.\\nZimmerman expands the story of Apollo 8 to book length by providing an extensive background to the mission, focusing on the politics and current events of the time and the stories of the astronauts. He appears to have a fascination with the depredations of the Soviet Union, particularly the Berlin Wall. He also spends a surprising amount of verbage discussing the astronauts' religious beliefs and choice of churches. This perhaps provides background to the choice of reading matter on that historic Christmas Eve, which he also goes into significant detail on, explaining how the astronauts decided what to do.\\nThere's some annoying sloppiness in the book, phrases which are more impressive than accurate: The Saturn V would in fact fit inside a football stadium since even though it's slightly taller than a regulation football field is long; most stadiums I've seen have extra space beyond the end zones. And it's an overstatement to say that \\\"To everyone on earth, ... [the] Apollo command module had now been reduced to three trebly voices on the radio,\\\" since the spacecraft could still be tracked both visually or with a radio telescope. He also seems to claim that Apollo 8 was the climax of the space program and that interest waned thereafter, somehow forgetting the billions who watched and listened to Apollo 11.\\nHe relates the controversy (led by Madalyn Murray O'Hare) over the reading of Genesis and comes squarely down on the side of the astronauts, to the point of expressing irritation about Aldrin's subsequent inability to mention giving himself communion after landing on the moon on Apollo 11.\\nHe settles a few arguments, including who took the classic \\\"Earthrise\\\" picture. (It had to be Anders, who had the color camera. Borman took a similar one and claims he took the famous one but apparently didn't realize he had the black-and-white camera at the time.)\\nOverall, it's a good if not great book, best when it's expanding on the mission, less significant when it's trying to interpret history.\",\n \"Product: Another calvin and hobbs adventure\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: We shall not see the like again\\n\\nReview: At some point back in the eighties, one could turn to the comics pages and partake of Bloom County, The Far Side, and Calvin and Hobbes, all at the same time. Those were the days.\\nCalvin and Hobbes is simply one of the all-time great comic strips. From a simple premise - a young kid with a stuffed tiger that comes alive only for him - comes an extraordinary variety of humor, as well as commentary on the human condition. From slapstick comedy as Calvin terrorizes his babysitter to pathos as he suffers through another miserable day at school, it touches all the notes. Calvin and Hobbes even philosophize, usually as they're preparing to destroy themselves on a downhill sled run. And I haven't even mentioned Calvin's turns of fantasy with such characters as Spaceman Spiff and Stupendous Man.\\nWhat can you say? There's never been anything like Calvin and Hobbes, and there probably never will be again.\",\n \"Product: One of the most accomplished authors in the history of science fiction, Arthur C. Clarke has written numerous international bestsellers. His visionary classics, including 2001: A Space Odyssey, Childhood's End, and Rendezvous with Rama, range across frontiers of science and society, combining exquisitely daring blueprints of future worlds with perceptive observations of our own.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Two novels: one self-indulgent, one near-classic\\n\\nReview: The Ghost from the Grand Banks: I'd never heard of this novel before finding it at the library, and I quickly found out why. It's a rather self-indulgent outing by the master, spending more time demonstrating his erudition than furthering the rather thin plot, which involves raising the Titanic. He has some successful predictions in here (the Y2K problem, though he misjudges both its impact and solutions), and some unsuccessful ones (the Mandelbrot set as a fashion object). All in all, this is an uncharacteristically forgettable outing.\\nThe Deep Range: Now this is more like it. The first sentence - \\\"There was a killer loose on the range\\\" - grabbed me, bringing me back to the days when I first read this book as I was just getting into science fiction. Here we have a future world where food is becoming scarcer, and whales and plankton must be harvested to feed the teeming millions. Into this comes Franklin, a traumatized astronaut looking for a new career. We cover the problems he encounters, both personally and professionally, concluding with the moral one of eating whales at all.\\nStill something of a rambling tale, but it's out of the classic days of sf, and it brought back fond memories for me, and I enjoyed it, regardless.\",\n \"Product: Military historian and award-winning war correspondent for the BBC and CBS, Erik Durschmied has covered crises in Vietnam, Iran, Iraq, Belfast, Beirut, Chile, Cuba, and Afghanistan. He lives in Paris and Provence with his family.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Interesting take on weather and military history\\n\\nReview: My local library had this book filed under 551, i.e., in the meteorology section, which I think is an error. This book is more of a military history focusing on how weather has influenced the outcome of battles and therefore of history. The science of weather plays a small part.\\nThat being said, it's an interesting read. It's divided into chapters, each devoted to a specific incident. Some are reasonably well-known, such as the battle at Teutoburger Wald that cost Rome three legions (included here due to a thunderstorm that bogged down the Romans and led the Germanic \\\"barbarians\\\" to think that their gods were on their side), the typhoon that destroyed Kublai Khan's fleet heading to invade Japan, and Napoleon's disastrous march on Russia that was devastated by the legendary Russian winter. Others were (to me, at least) more obscure: the thunderstorm that scattered the mobs in Paris and thereby cost Robespierre his supporters, the weather during the Battle of the Bulge that first protected the Germans from air attack and then cleared to leave them vulnerable to the Allies' unchallenged fighters and bombers, and the typhoon that devastated the American Pacific fleet in World War II.\\nThe one non-battle chapter focuses on the Irish potato famine, which was facilitated by a cool, rainy summer that allowed the potato-killing fungus to flourish.\\nThe penultimate chapter, about fighting in the Mekong delta during the Vietnam War, provides a change since it's written in the first person. The author, a war correspondent, was actually there, and gives a personal view of what it's like to fight natives in the muggy misery of a tropical jungle.\\nThe final chapter addresses the possibility of manipulating the weather in the future to provide better prospects for one's own forces or worse prospects for the enemies'. This has apparently already been tried, with American forces trying to get it to rain on the Ho Chi Minh trail in order to bog down Viet Cong supplies.\\nThe book is readable enough, though with one strange quirk: footnotes that provide additional information rather than references. These quickly become distracting, and I think some should have just been incorporated into the regular text while the rest should either have been eliminated or moved to the back. It's a strange affectation and not at all helpful.\\nSo, overall it's an interesting book even if not what I expected.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":7,"string":"7"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":161,"string":"161"}}},{"rowIdx":162,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2GU8WAUL1GREZ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Amazon #1 best selling author, Dari Ghaznavi is an ex fighter pilot of the Pakistan Air Force. An adventurer and a philosopher at heart, Dari has a particular worldview that will either offend you or inspire you. The staunch disapproval of his native land and Islam in general puts him on a collision course with the believers, particularly Muslims. An Agnostic and Epicurean in beliefs, values, and practices, he is fearless and challenges the faithful to a debate, Ghaznavi is a world traveler, a bad boy, a philanderer, who pilots his own airplanes, smuggling goods, flirting with women all over Americas getting in serious trouble. His peculiarly intellectual and rational approach to things, earns him distinction but also ill-reputation. He turns his life around to be a good father to his children, his pride and joy. However the same cannot be said about his failed marriage. Dari is the owner of an aircraft sales business, a writer, an entrepreneur, a father of two girls and lives in Carlsbad, California.\". The summary of the review text is \"Exceptional Storytelling and Raw Passion on the Page\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This was an impeccably written and passionate account of someone who has truly experienced life from every angle. I wasn't expecting the writing to be quite so intense or graphic, but it was written with the sort of honesty that great writing requires. There was no fear in the author - no concern for backlash. This is controversial in every sense of the word, but it's fearless storytelling that changes perspectives and people. Ghaznavi may not have chosen the \"right\" path at various times in his life, but no one does. Fortunately, he had the courage to share the story with the world, with magnificent detail and narrative flair. Not only was the story riveting (it did remind me of Shantaram, as another reviewer pointed out), but it was also educational. Despite the author's extreme opinions about organized religion, sex, violence, drugs, terrorism, and Islam, none of the storytelling was unfair or openly biased. There was passion, and divisive beliefs, but I didn't feel that I was being forced to believe one way or another. I simply followed the one-of-a-kind path this man took through life, hanging on with white-knuckled anticipation for the next shocking revelation. If you're looking for a book to shake you out of your comfort zone, while also inspiring you in myriad ways to open your mind and possibly change your life, then this is probably the very next book you should read."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This was an impeccably written and passionate account of someone who has truly experienced life from every angle. I wasn't expecting the writing to be quite so intense or graphic, but it was written with the sort of honesty that great writing requires. There was no fear in the author - no concern for backlash. This is controversial in every sense of the word, but it's fearless storytelling that changes perspectives and people. Ghaznavi may not have chosen the \"right\" path at various times in his life, but no one does. Fortunately, he had the courage to share the story with the world, with magnificent detail and narrative flair. Not only was the story riveting (it did remind me of Shantaram, as another reviewer pointed out), but it was also educational. Despite the author's extreme opinions about organized religion, sex, violence, drugs, terrorism, and Islam, none of the storytelling was unfair or openly biased. There was passion, and divisive beliefs, but I didn't feel that I was being forced to believe one way or another. I simply followed the one-of-a-kind path this man took through life, hanging on with white-knuckled anticipation for the next shocking revelation. If you're looking for a book to shake you out of your comfort zone, while also inspiring you in myriad ways to open your mind and possibly change your life, then this is probably the very next book you should read."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Stanislaw Kapuscinski, (aka Stan I.S. Law) an architect, sculptor and prolific writer, was educated in Poland and England. A refugee from Poland at 13, then at 33, having overcome numerous difficulties, he began his search for the secret of life. Now, he is a successful writer, happily married for 25 years, with an assured future. His special interests cover a broad spectrum of arts, sciences and philosophy. At times he seeks inspiration in the Peruvian Andes, or solitude under sail. His books (articles, short stories, poetry) attest to his particular passion for the scope and the development of Human Potential. He authored more than thirty books, eighteen of them novels. His non-fiction explores Ancient Myths, Biblical Symbolism, Immortality and the mystery of Visualization. Three volumes of Essays (Beyond Religion) investigate the Nature of Being. Generally, if you suspect you are more than flesh and bones, read Stan Law. If you want to be sure, read Stanislaw Kapuscinski.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Philosophical Adventure - Challenging but worth it\n\nReview: Not having known anything about the author when I read the work, but having this book suggested to me by a friend who knew that I liked the work of Pirsig, I approached reading it with a very open mind. I expected a thinly veiled philosophical lecture in the guise of a work of fiction, but instead, I got a captivating novel that somehow forced me into that realm of introspection that only great authors can master. That being said, the dialogue was somewhat stilted and didn't seem all that natural at a number of points of the novel, which is why it gets 4 stars rather than 5. I thought the situations were so perfectly crafted in terms of expressing the trials, both spiritual, emotional, physical, psychological, and philosophical.\n\nI liked how the book retained its modern feel with discussions of Medicare, the ADD crisis, and the separation of church and state in our education system, among many others. It made me feel that the book was relevant to today, even though it was discussing major issues that are timeless. Anne's life alone could have been a fascinating story as a stand alone novel, but to lace it within a well-executed diatribe on life, development, religion, personal philosophy, and the intricacies of human nature in the modern world was a work of genius. Stan I.S. Law packed so much into this book that at times it was too much, and I found myself re-reading sections just to make sure I had caught all of the subtleties I knew he was hiding between the lines. Not only is he able to make a captivating lead character that a reader truly cares about by the 5th chapter, but he populates the story with peripheral characters that supported Anne along her complex and well-wrought journey. I felt like I was reading non-fiction at times, simply because of how perfectly relevant and applicable so many of the small moments of philosophical insight were, particularly about failure, confidence, and ambition. Stan I.S. Law understands the challenges of growing up in every part of our lives, and articulates it beautifully in an interesting context that leaves a reader feeling as though the author was talking directly to them. Masterfully written. Can't wait to read the Headless World!","Product: T.R. Horne is an avid reader, reviewer and all around critic of things written and non-written (just ask her husband...). She writes suspense novels for the most part but flirts with her first love, Poetry, from time to time. Between studying for her doctorate and dreaming of retiring early and moving into a tiny house, she carries on with a pretty lackluster life filled with a 9-5 job, sore feet and a perpetual smile. She resides in Virginia but calls Atlanta, Georgia home when people ask. Thank her husband, son and two dogs for keeping her mildly sane and writing.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Vivid Writing and Unique Characters\n\nReview: From the very beginning of the novel, two things were abundantly clear: Horne loves rich descriptions and there was more to the story than met the eye. First of all, what sort of father raises a daughter in tactical strategy, intense firearm use, and survival behavior? I had a feeling that the mysterious missing mother was going to come back as a crucial plot point, and it didn't take long for the truth to start being revealed. I thought that some of the involvement of Rain in the CIA's covert operations was a bit far-fetched, but the premise of the novel and the writing quality of Horne made me perfectly happy suspending my disbelief and enjoy the ride.\n\nRain was a great character, endlessly curious and clearly a deadly talent, but it was the way that Horne wrote her that made every thought and action seem poetic and important. I don't focus too much on literary style or grace when it comes to suspense thrillers and action novels, but it can't be understated here; Horne has that ability of great writers to vividly paint a scene, without being too wordy, that transports us into the action. Without giving away too much, the final few twists I truly never saw coming, but something told me that Horne had something devilishly shocking up his sleeve.... I wasn't wrong!","Product: Dennis Anthony has been a newspaper reporter, sailor, military officer, television news producer, public relations executive and publishing company owner. He and his wife live in Pensacola, Florida, but try to spend as much time as possible at their cabin on Lookout Mountain in Alabama. Debunker: Independence Day is his first published novel. http://www.dennis-anthony.com\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Unexpectedly Thrilling and Addictive\n\nReview: I couldn't quite decide what sort of book this was going to be....historical fiction, paranormal sci-fi, military fiction, or some strange combination of the two, and even after finishing this gripping book, I still can't classify it in any one genre. However, I was extremely impressed by Anthony's skill for description. Being able to combine 19th century atmosphere with some truly off-the-wall paranormal prose isn't the easiest task, but the author has it down pat. I felt as though I was reading many different books all at once, and while that was impressive, it could be somewhat distracting to follow a narrative flow. Sometimes an author takes on too much in one book, and Anthony came quite close to that point. However, I was compelled to keep reading; in fact, I could barely put it down. I am also passionately interested in Civil War History, and I can clearly see that Anthony shares that interest. His description of battles and life in the 1800s was inspired, actually it was some of the best historical fiction I've come across.\n\nThe paranormal aspects of the book weren't too over the top, and it didn't alienate someone who doesn't typically read that sort of fare. I would very likely read another book by Anthony, particularly if it was another historically aimed story. Overall, definitely worth the read and worth the few days that it will take you. I doubt you'll be able to stop yourself from finding out what happens next. The twists and turns made for plenty of suspense and drama.","Product: Originally from Hawaii, I grew up listening to my mother's fascinating stories about my family and old Hawaii. The Ohana grew out of those stories told to me as a child. As far back as I can remember, books were my passion. I preferred reading books to playing with toys. It took me around the world to places I yearned to go to and places I wanted to see. I could be anyone and do the impossible. As an author and a woman who has lived a roller coaster life, my desire is to create a magical world where everything is possible to anyone who dreams. I want you to fall in love with my characters, get mad at them, cry with them, laugh with them, and become a part of their lives. Let me take you on an unforgettable journey to old Hawaii. I hope to captivate you with stories you've never heard before and introduce you to different cultures and mind-sets. Native Americans say, \"Walk a mile in my moccasins and you will see why I do what I do.\" When you finally put down \"The Ohana,\" I hope you will understand more about the diverse cultures that make up our 50th state. As for the descendants of immigrants, perhaps you will understand the challenges your ancestors faced and why they did what they did. Knowing their struggles will make you more compassionate and understanding. Most of all, I want my stories to resonate in the hearts of everyone who reads my books. And, of course, I wish to entertain. Mahalo, (Thank you) and Aloha for reading my stories.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Sprawling, Wonderful Tale\n\nReview: Ambitious authors don't come around as often as they should, but The Ohana demonstrates the massive talent of Schutter and pulls the reader into a sweeping and unforgettable story of pain, loss, rebirth, justice, love, and ultimately peace. The crafting of the characters that make up this story is slow and brilliant, giving us a glimpse into the lives and souls of accessible and honest characters who have faced real challenges in life. The unlikely meeting in the cane fields of Hawaii initially seems like the scene of some great philosophical debate over race, history, fairness, and human nature, but what we really find is common ground. Shadowy pasts, buried resentments, and painful memories converge into a melting pot of assumptions and potentially violent confrontations, but over the 60-year span of this book, we find that the most important lesson to learn in life is forgiveness. Our most precious ability as people is to evolve and grow, to find new meaning in life and move towards new goals, allowing the past not to be forgotten, but to be accepted.\n\nPowerful is probably the best word that could describe this intricate and impressive novel; I finished it with a sigh, knowing that I will be unlikely to read something as compelling and honest for many months. There were a few moments where the story seemed to wander, and where I lost focus, but by concentrating on what these characters were feeling, the events that had shaped their path, and the obstacles that they had all overcome to focus on a common goal, I once again found the string of beautiful meaning that Schutter was trying to express. If you are fascinated by the concept of history, Hawaii, redemption, and salvation, then this should be the next book on your list. Truly, beautifully done.","Product: Mike Bove is a Vermont native who taught in public schools and coached high school track and soccer. He was involved as an actor and director in high school, college, and Community Theater. He adapted a folk tale, The Nosebag, for the stage, produced and directed it. Mike left teaching and worked for the Postal Service after moving to Cape Cod. There he became an avid golfer and fisherman. Now, in Arizona and retired, he is writing the series of Bruce DelReno Mysteries.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Classic, Well-Crafted Mystery\n\nReview: Although I didn't read Bove's first DelReno mystery, I will certainly go back to check it out now. I grew up on mystery television shows and have become a bit of a mystery lover in my middle age. Being a fan of golf didn't hurt in my choice of this book, either. Some people complain that mystery novels (just like with long-running mystery tv series) can get boring or hackneyed, and to some degree, I agree with that statement. However, Bove crafted a fictional town that seems plucked from real life, populating it with engaging characters that a reader actually cares about and weaving a story that keeps a reader guessing. There wasn't any condescending allusions or hints to the truth, so the slow build of suspense was genuine, and it felt like we stayed at the same pace of revelation as Bruce, which is a credit to Bove, as he is clearly able to keep the twists and turns of the story a secret until the perfect moment. As I'm sure other readers will agree, Bruce is an instantly lovable character, and his old job as a postman is the perfect foundation on which to build great relationships, long-term friendships, and a deep devotion to the town and its residents. He isn't some hot shot detective; he is just a normal guy who is trying to right a wrong.\n\nThe buddy cop element with Ben was particularly entertaining and charming, and while the tag team partnership is a classic trope in mysteries, it didn't seem played out, and the relationship was unique and amusing. All in all, I can see this becoming a very strong series of mystery novels, because Bove seems to genuinely care about his characters just as much as the reader does, and he succeeds in delivering a powerfully unpredictable story that will have you shaking your head at the close. I promise - you won't see the ending coming in this marvelous whodunnit.","Product: Matthew Groce lives in Florida with his wife JoAnne. They have three daughters.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Honest Portrait of American History\n\nReview: For someone who grew up in the racially divided times of America, any book that shines a light on the complexity of that tragic institution tends to pique my interest. I was unfamiliar with Groce's work, but the combination of subject matter and thematic angle (baseball) drew me in and I found myself almost immediately engrossed in the writing. I have always been a fan of long, sweeping stories that show us characters throughout their lives and demonstrate their flexibility and dynamism. In this story, however, I completely misjudged the direction the book was going to take, and there were some decidedly dark passages and sections that didn't sugar-coat the problems, but put them directly in the spotlight.\n\nFriendships and families were divided, careers and lives were lost....this book may seem like an innocent tale of morality couched in an important historical period, but in fact, it delves into the changing nature of human beings as we age and experience the world. Some become more accepting, others less, and I think that Groce captured a challenging and poignant piece of American history within the framework of America's pastime - an impressive accomplishment, to say the least.","Product: The author was born in Wallasey, England, and moved to the South of France when she was eleven. She spent her teenage years living in the cosmopolitan city state of Monaco and became immersed in its many languages and cultures. An English girl in a French school, for three hours each week she would sit at the back of the class as her colleagues learnt English. To pass the time, she wrote stories. This led to a lifetime of writing novels, scripts, stories and articles. In her working life, Sally writes marketing communications and manages large international websites. In recent years, Sally joined the Hogs Back Writers, a club located on the outskirts of Guildford, and she set about turning an old manuscript into this novel: Guy Erma and the Son of Empire. Sally currently lives in Farnham, and she is married with two children.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Perfect Ending to the Series\n\nReview: I've made it through this series over the past few months, occasionally dabbling in the YA sci-fi waters that are a bit too young for me, but still fascinating. The fact that this brand new generation is getting so excited by sci-fi and fantasy is exciting in itself, and with strong writers like Melia to lead the way, I think this resurgence of sci-fi will continue. As for Exile, I think that it followed perfectly on from Book 2 and maintained consistency of the authorial tone and the action of the story. The high-tech elements and the complex plot make this appealing for older readers who appreciate such a comprehensive and unique world being unrolled before us, while the youthful characters attract that age demographic, just as Hunger Games and other recent sci-fi standouts have done. I think Guy Erma is a wonderful character, and I hope that there is some way that we can see more in future writing. Melia knows how to spin a story better than most, and keeps us engaged throughout, which can be hard to do. I don't think that Teodor got as much quality writing in this book as the others, but as a powerful pair, Teodor and Guy Erma make an exceptional team to imagine as they go deep into the dangerous nests and plotting powers that be....from plagues and deception to sacrifice and the future of countless worlds, this book ranges from the microcosmic beauty of a character-driven fantasy to the expansive, universal impacts of sci-fi epics. An impressively balanced and constructed story.","Product: Lance Haynes was born in Rifle, Colorado. He grew up in a rural community in North TX and went on to attend and earn a degree at Austin College in Sherman, TX. Lance Haynes takes his life experiences and what he observes of those close to him to explore the deeper aspects of the human spirit, while using action and compelling narratives to draw the reader into a journey. Lance draws from a wide variety of life experiences including husband, father, firefighter, paramedic, oilman, newspaper publisher, elected official and any number of things he's done, including writing...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Inspiring, Dark, and Memorable\n\nReview: Like Cormac McCarthy's writing, Haynes pens this masterful novel with a grim dignity and a confident foundation in the context. We believe in this terrible world we see wrought before us, and the writing has the gritty brutality that makes Richard stand out all the brighter. His nobility and honor, despite being pushed to the absolute limits of his being, shine through every page, but we also see that the hero does not always win in the way he desires. Sacrifices are made, time is lost, and the good of the many often outweigh the good of the personal few. I don't want to spoil anything for readers of this novel, but if you have ever felt lost in the darkness, surrounded by strangers who you can't ever fully trust, then this book will resonate with you in a powerful way. Unlike other apocalyptic novels of this caliber, Haynes doesn't concern himself with overly flowery writing or deep backstories; he looks at the bare bones of the world he created, and squeezes out a profound piece of existential beauty. It may be dark, but there's a tiny light shining throughout these pages, and it is a valuable component of this book. In a hopeless world that we can almost recognize as our future, this book offers the chance for hope and goodwill to win out.","Product: Besides fantasy and science fiction, Pete loves to read military techno-thrillers--Brown, Coonts, Clancy, etc.--and loves to write them even more. A policy geek, he holds a graduate degree in international relations, a doctorate in public policy/homeland security, and has written for various organizations, including the Royal United Services Institute for Defence Studies and the U.S. Naval Institute. Born in New York City, he has lived in Puerto Rico, Greece, and England, and currently resides in California, USA where he is working on his next book.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Gripping and Realistic Adventure\n\nReview: I have enjoyed military history books for many years, but typically, I have gone for non-fiction options, as they tend to be more reliable in terms of storytelling. I know that sounds off, but military fiction can sometimes be so unrealistic. Fortunately, that is not what I found in Bleichert's work....he was able to take a real issue from the past (and the present), and then couch a fictional narrative within it. He had clear knowledge of all the players, and a deep amount of research was clear in the fluid discussion of the places, events, dates, and philosophies of the actors involved. It felt like I was reading a real historical account, as great military fiction should be. This was a techno-thriller in every sense of the word, and the constant creativity and comprehensive details made this a tangible, delectable story. I have actually visited the Falkland Islands and his prose brought me back there in a real way....very few authors are good enough to make the description as memorable as the reality, but von Bleichert is one of those authors, I suppose. My only complaint was occasional redundancy in dialogue and exposition, albeit in different forms, but at times, it felt like the story dragged a bit. That is a very minor complaint, and I truly enjoyed the story. This is as close to 5 stars as a book can get.","Product: Gabriella Kindert, MBA, MA is a successful executive in the financial services industry. Her career has entailed extensive international travel and the ability to work well with people from a wide spectrum of cultural, educational, and economic backgrounds in order to create sustainable plans for the success of a variety of companies. She has also been founding partner of several successful companies. In addition to her career responsibilities, she is a devoted wife and the mother of two children. As her schedule got busier and the demands of her home and work life grew, she made a conscious decision to take control of her nutrition in order to improve the quality of her relationships, mental well-being, physical health, and her entire life. The notable change in her appearance and health inspired others to ask for her advice, and she watched them go on to achieve the same long-term success she had found using the power of nutrition. Understanding the unique pressures and stress executives face and how these factors make it harder to maintain health and vitality, she was inspired to share what she has learned about the role of proper nutrition and good food choices for long-term results. She founded the nonprofit organization One Life (www.one-life.org), which promotes the use of nutrition for an all-around healthier life, demonstrating how to regain control of their eating and exercise habits. Continuing her mission of sharing the keys to a quality life through nutrition, she has now written The Busy Executive Diet.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Informal, Thorough, and Honest Look at Dieting and Health\n\nReview: There seem to be an endless supply of health books and dietary suggestions out there, and as a moderate \"health nut\" and an eager reader, I tend to jump between books and authors quite regularly. I think this book, in particular, was more about the entire lifestyle surrounding good health, rather than simply the diet, as the name implies. Kindert took a casual and honest approach to why diets are hard to follow, legitimate reasons why we have probably failed in the past, and explains the real issues that act as obstacles to good health. I don't enjoy being lectured or condescended by an author when it comes to my choices, as every individual is different. In busy moments, it can be hard to always eat right, just as it can be difficult to exercise every time we want.\n\nThe author uses this book to suggest a framework that is realistic, flexible, and appropriate for a modern life that always seems to be on the go, or at least quite variable in its routine. The days of three square meals a day may be gone, but that doesn't mean that we can't still eat healthy and hold ourselves accountable to our goals. Kindert seems like someone who has walked through the fire of being overworked and exhausted at one point, and determined that this was a plan that not only worked for her, but also could help others. As always, I take these advice guides with a grain of salt, but the writing, tone, and suggestions in The Busy Executive Diet are definitely appealing. I'll be referencing this one again in the future, that's for sure.","Product: Xander Gray is the author of Prison of Souls, a science-fiction thriller published by Quantology Publishing in 2015. Xander is a student of astrophysics and quantum mechanics, an amateur astronomer, and an expert in computer architecture with a Bachelors in Computer Science and 15 years professional technology experience. He lives in Saint Louis, Missouri. He has a wife, two sons, and a daughter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Wild Thriller that Will Keep You Guessing\n\nReview: It's always a crap shoot when you try an author out for the first time, but I'm happy that I gave Xander Gray a shot, as his passionate prose and mysterious, mind-bending plot kept me guessing until the very last page. Joshua was such a fascinating character to watch as this bizarre and unexpected story unfolds. I couldn't get a read on McSorley, and to be honest, I had no idea what was going on in this novel for the most part - but I know that I loved it.\n\nWhat initially appeared to be a normal novel ended up being a true thriller that unraveled as slowly as sanity, and left us asking some of the big questions about existence by the end. What does it mean to have free will? Why do we do the things we do? And who is really pulling the strings in the world? I love a novel that keeps me in the dark, slowly feeding me tiny bits of insight, successfully dragging me into the mystery and not letting me go. I think that for a freshman offering, Xander Gray has created an impressive world that I could have stayed lost in for a few more hundred pages. This is an author to keep your eye on.","Product: A lifelong Northern Californian, S F Chapman traded his construction job for the more docile profession of novelist in 2008 when the US economy faltered. The tireless author has since written eight books. His first, I'm here to help (published by Striped Cat Press in July of 2012), is a literary fiction novella about a teenage daughter looking for answers to some troubling inconsistencies in her birth certificate. The Ripple in Space-Time (published by Striped Cat Press in February of 2013) is Chapman's second book. It is an exciting science fiction detective adventure set in a moldering and corrupt future controlled by greedy warlords. The authors third novel On the Back of the Beast is an action-packed Contemporary Fiction tale about a massive earthquake that destroys the San Francisco Bay Area. It is now available from Striped Cat Press. Other completed works awaiting publication are the post-apocalyptic soft science fiction MAC Series consisting of Floyd 5.136, Xea in the Library and Beyond the Habitable Limit; and a recently completed sequel to The Ripple in Space-Time entitled Torn From On High. Chapman is currently writing a rough-and-tumble literary fiction novel about homelessness called The Missive In The Margins. S F's huge gray male tabby cat keeps him company while he writes and was the inspiration for Striped Cat Press.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A proper science fiction thriller!\n\nReview: I didn't know what to expect from this book, but the reviews seemed mostly positive, and I am a sucker for anything science fiction. I think Chapman made a pretty strong statement with the book, and it incorporated a lot of classic science fiction tropes without seeming like a stock novel. I liked how it seemed like an unusual buddy cop story, the veteran detective and the college student, and their dynamic was quite believable.\n\nThe style of dropping newspaper articles or headlines as ways to progress the plot and give back story was clever for a while, but it began to seem heavy-handed at times. I like to discover the background of this fantastical world through reading and absorbing the actual story, not necessarily through proclamations and news headlines. That is personal choice of reading, I suppose, but I'm sure others found that slightly wearing as well.\n\nThe plot was interesting and not too complicated, but it felt slightly methodical. It was like every step led quite clearly to something new, and in that way, it was slightly suspenseful, but never gripping. That all being said, I loved how in-depth Chapman was with the details of his world, the locations, the culture, the military history. It was a great science fiction future, which is one of the coolest things about the genre. To create something that could potentially happen makes it real for the reader, and I saw elements of reality mixed with wild creativity from the author. Although this might not be the best choice for a serious, hardline science fiction lover, it is definitely an entertaining read from an author that I will keep in mind for the future. Nicely done, Mr. Chapman!","Product: Christine Mazurk is a business woman and Ironman triathlete with a passion for writing stories about 'heart'.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Surprisingly Compelling and Engaging\n\nReview: The description of this book didn't give too many hints as to the style or the philosophy of the book, but I am always a sucker for a book about an author, so I gave it a shot. I was very pleased that I kept reading, because the characters and the plot in this book are both of superior quality. I was fascinated by the psychic element of the book, considering that I have never actually read a book about this topic before. I found that I began identifying with the main character, Jenna, mainly because we share a similar passion of writing, and her naturally written personality made her extremely believable. Some of the plot was a bit unrealistic at times, which occasionally took me out of the novel, particularly when the majority of the book was so engaging and believable. One of my favorite things about the writing was definitely the dialogue between the characters, because it was so natural, not stilted like so many authors write dialogue. It was as though she drew her dialogue directly from real conversations between people, once again contributing to how believable the story was. Aidan was also an interesting player, although I wasn't sure what role he was going to play at first, and his presence was slightly confusing in the first 1/3 of the book. All in all, it was exceptionally well-written, and I see that Mazurk has written other books, which I will definitely pick up in the future. Nicely done!","Product: Mary E. Sims is the author of 'Going Home Another Way' and \"An Angel Without A Name'. This is her first fiction book.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Thoroughly Unique and Fascinating Story\n\nReview: I can confidently say that I've never read a book quite like this before. This was half-historical fiction, half fantasy, with some thriller, action, romance, and philosophy thrown in. To call the book allegorical or overly reflective would cheapen the complex world that Sims was able to create, a stunning replica of world that we only read about in history books. Capturing a time period in the 1800s is challenging, if not impossible, without a massive amount of research and planning to maintain the integrity of the time period, the language, and the belief systems. Not only that, the author injected spectacular fictional elements that made the entire book flow and grow and tangle as it moved forward.\n\nOctavia and Octavius are exceptional characters to watch, and while their dual nature initially struck me as a heavy-handed metaphor for the time period and the conflicting beliefs of the age, I realized that those characters were so much more than symbolic. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the lives of these passionate characters, all of them determined to achieve their own ends, in such a bizarre and terrifying time in our nation's history. It's a stunning achievement from an author who has risen to the top of her game.","Product: A coal miner's granddaughter, Tess Collins was born and raised in a crater. Yes, really, a crater formed by the impact of an asteroid millions of years ago where her hometown, Middlesboro, Kentucky, was eventually built. Tess spent her younger years in a one room Carnegie Library reading around the room. She started at BLUEBERRIES FOR SAL and ended with WAR AND PEACE, at which time she thought, \"I want to do this.\" Tess is the author of six novels and a non-fiction book on theater management. She attended the University of Kentucky and has a Ph.D. from The Union Institute and University. Visit her website at TessCollins.com\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Even Better Than The First!\n\nReview: This book took readers into the dark side of America, community, friendship, family, and the lies we tell ourselves to stay protected in our own little bubble. I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I cracked this series, but after the first Midnight Valley installment, I knew that this wouldn't disappoint. How right I was....I actually enjoyed Connor's point of view more than Randi's in the first book, but it was cool seeing the same characters through different eyes. Connor's relationship with Tallulah is brought into greater clarity in this second book, and as more of the truth begins to reveal itself, we realize that there is something terrible brewing in this small town, and not only that, there is something decidedly mysterious about Connor and his past.\n\nThe story is so well written and full of so many unexpected developments that at times, we hardly trust the narrator, but choose to anyways because we need something to hold on to! He is a great protagonist, and a good man to emulate, in my opinion. Seeing people make hard choices of right over wrong, even if it means putting yourself, your reputation, and your livelihood in danger.....well, there's nothing more honorable in life, and Connor seems to be an old pro at that sort of mindful living. This book was inspiring and intoxicatingly good to read. Collins has done it again!","Product: After retiring as a high successful chairman and CEO of a Fortune 500 company, Art Collins didnt write the book on leadership that many had expected he would. Instead, he authored a series of books for older children and teenagers. The Adventures of Archibald and Jockabeb series chronicles two young brothers as they grow from twelve and eleven into their mid-teens, together with the harrowing adventures they experience along the way. In addition to serving to the boards of directors of four large corporations, Mr. Collins currently advises a private equity firm, serves on the boards of two academic institutions, and is involved in several charitable organizations. Over the years, he has testified before Congress, interacted with numerous governmental bodies inside and outside the United States, chaired his industry association group, and been recognized for his leadership in commercial and civic activities. An avid outdoorsman, he currently splits his time between Chicago and the Vail Valley in Colorado.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Thoughtful and Unexpectedly Profound\n\nReview: This certainly wasn't the book I had expected it to be, primarily because after reading the author's bio, I thought this would be far less graceful and touching. Granted, it was an adventurous tale of two mischievous and curious young boys who are hungry for a mystery, but there were also countless moments of compassion, friendship, thoughtful philosophy, and the supernatural, making the story appealing for all readers - adult and child alike. I occasionally veer off the dense thrillers, sci-fi stories, and popular fiction, and it's nice to find myself at the beginning of a series that seems confident in itself, with a good message behind it. Love for the natural world, respect for tradition, morality through experience.... Archibald and Jockabeb are launched on a life-changing journey, with some help along the way, that will teach them more about their friendship, and also the hidden truths in the world around them. In the Forest is a great starting point for a series, and while the target audience is clearly younger, there is no reason why adults wouldn't find value and a truly endearing quality in this book as well."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Stanislaw Kapuscinski, (aka Stan I.S. Law) an architect, sculptor and prolific writer, was educated in Poland and England. A refugee from Poland at 13, then at 33, having overcome numerous difficulties, he began his search for the secret of life. Now, he is a successful writer, happily married for 25 years, with an assured future. His special interests cover a broad spectrum of arts, sciences and philosophy. At times he seeks inspiration in the Peruvian Andes, or solitude under sail. His books (articles, short stories, poetry) attest to his particular passion for the scope and the development of Human Potential. He authored more than thirty books, eighteen of them novels. His non-fiction explores Ancient Myths, Biblical Symbolism, Immortality and the mystery of Visualization. Three volumes of Essays (Beyond Religion) investigate the Nature of Being. Generally, if you suspect you are more than flesh and bones, read Stan Law. If you want to be sure, read Stanislaw Kapuscinski.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Philosophical Adventure - Challenging but worth it\\n\\nReview: Not having known anything about the author when I read the work, but having this book suggested to me by a friend who knew that I liked the work of Pirsig, I approached reading it with a very open mind. I expected a thinly veiled philosophical lecture in the guise of a work of fiction, but instead, I got a captivating novel that somehow forced me into that realm of introspection that only great authors can master. That being said, the dialogue was somewhat stilted and didn't seem all that natural at a number of points of the novel, which is why it gets 4 stars rather than 5. I thought the situations were so perfectly crafted in terms of expressing the trials, both spiritual, emotional, physical, psychological, and philosophical.\\n\\nI liked how the book retained its modern feel with discussions of Medicare, the ADD crisis, and the separation of church and state in our education system, among many others. It made me feel that the book was relevant to today, even though it was discussing major issues that are timeless. Anne's life alone could have been a fascinating story as a stand alone novel, but to lace it within a well-executed diatribe on life, development, religion, personal philosophy, and the intricacies of human nature in the modern world was a work of genius. Stan I.S. Law packed so much into this book that at times it was too much, and I found myself re-reading sections just to make sure I had caught all of the subtleties I knew he was hiding between the lines. Not only is he able to make a captivating lead character that a reader truly cares about by the 5th chapter, but he populates the story with peripheral characters that supported Anne along her complex and well-wrought journey. I felt like I was reading non-fiction at times, simply because of how perfectly relevant and applicable so many of the small moments of philosophical insight were, particularly about failure, confidence, and ambition. Stan I.S. Law understands the challenges of growing up in every part of our lives, and articulates it beautifully in an interesting context that leaves a reader feeling as though the author was talking directly to them. Masterfully written. Can't wait to read the Headless World!\",\n \"Product: T.R. Horne is an avid reader, reviewer and all around critic of things written and non-written (just ask her husband...). She writes suspense novels for the most part but flirts with her first love, Poetry, from time to time. Between studying for her doctorate and dreaming of retiring early and moving into a tiny house, she carries on with a pretty lackluster life filled with a 9-5 job, sore feet and a perpetual smile. She resides in Virginia but calls Atlanta, Georgia home when people ask. Thank her husband, son and two dogs for keeping her mildly sane and writing.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Vivid Writing and Unique Characters\\n\\nReview: From the very beginning of the novel, two things were abundantly clear: Horne loves rich descriptions and there was more to the story than met the eye. First of all, what sort of father raises a daughter in tactical strategy, intense firearm use, and survival behavior? I had a feeling that the mysterious missing mother was going to come back as a crucial plot point, and it didn't take long for the truth to start being revealed. I thought that some of the involvement of Rain in the CIA's covert operations was a bit far-fetched, but the premise of the novel and the writing quality of Horne made me perfectly happy suspending my disbelief and enjoy the ride.\\n\\nRain was a great character, endlessly curious and clearly a deadly talent, but it was the way that Horne wrote her that made every thought and action seem poetic and important. I don't focus too much on literary style or grace when it comes to suspense thrillers and action novels, but it can't be understated here; Horne has that ability of great writers to vividly paint a scene, without being too wordy, that transports us into the action. Without giving away too much, the final few twists I truly never saw coming, but something told me that Horne had something devilishly shocking up his sleeve.... I wasn't wrong!\",\n \"Product: Dennis Anthony has been a newspaper reporter, sailor, military officer, television news producer, public relations executive and publishing company owner. He and his wife live in Pensacola, Florida, but try to spend as much time as possible at their cabin on Lookout Mountain in Alabama. Debunker: Independence Day is his first published novel. http://www.dennis-anthony.com\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Unexpectedly Thrilling and Addictive\\n\\nReview: I couldn't quite decide what sort of book this was going to be....historical fiction, paranormal sci-fi, military fiction, or some strange combination of the two, and even after finishing this gripping book, I still can't classify it in any one genre. However, I was extremely impressed by Anthony's skill for description. Being able to combine 19th century atmosphere with some truly off-the-wall paranormal prose isn't the easiest task, but the author has it down pat. I felt as though I was reading many different books all at once, and while that was impressive, it could be somewhat distracting to follow a narrative flow. Sometimes an author takes on too much in one book, and Anthony came quite close to that point. However, I was compelled to keep reading; in fact, I could barely put it down. I am also passionately interested in Civil War History, and I can clearly see that Anthony shares that interest. His description of battles and life in the 1800s was inspired, actually it was some of the best historical fiction I've come across.\\n\\nThe paranormal aspects of the book weren't too over the top, and it didn't alienate someone who doesn't typically read that sort of fare. I would very likely read another book by Anthony, particularly if it was another historically aimed story. Overall, definitely worth the read and worth the few days that it will take you. I doubt you'll be able to stop yourself from finding out what happens next. The twists and turns made for plenty of suspense and drama.\",\n \"Product: Originally from Hawaii, I grew up listening to my mother's fascinating stories about my family and old Hawaii. The Ohana grew out of those stories told to me as a child. As far back as I can remember, books were my passion. I preferred reading books to playing with toys. It took me around the world to places I yearned to go to and places I wanted to see. I could be anyone and do the impossible. As an author and a woman who has lived a roller coaster life, my desire is to create a magical world where everything is possible to anyone who dreams. I want you to fall in love with my characters, get mad at them, cry with them, laugh with them, and become a part of their lives. Let me take you on an unforgettable journey to old Hawaii. I hope to captivate you with stories you've never heard before and introduce you to different cultures and mind-sets. Native Americans say, \\\"Walk a mile in my moccasins and you will see why I do what I do.\\\" When you finally put down \\\"The Ohana,\\\" I hope you will understand more about the diverse cultures that make up our 50th state. As for the descendants of immigrants, perhaps you will understand the challenges your ancestors faced and why they did what they did. Knowing their struggles will make you more compassionate and understanding. Most of all, I want my stories to resonate in the hearts of everyone who reads my books. And, of course, I wish to entertain. Mahalo, (Thank you) and Aloha for reading my stories.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Sprawling, Wonderful Tale\\n\\nReview: Ambitious authors don't come around as often as they should, but The Ohana demonstrates the massive talent of Schutter and pulls the reader into a sweeping and unforgettable story of pain, loss, rebirth, justice, love, and ultimately peace. The crafting of the characters that make up this story is slow and brilliant, giving us a glimpse into the lives and souls of accessible and honest characters who have faced real challenges in life. The unlikely meeting in the cane fields of Hawaii initially seems like the scene of some great philosophical debate over race, history, fairness, and human nature, but what we really find is common ground. Shadowy pasts, buried resentments, and painful memories converge into a melting pot of assumptions and potentially violent confrontations, but over the 60-year span of this book, we find that the most important lesson to learn in life is forgiveness. Our most precious ability as people is to evolve and grow, to find new meaning in life and move towards new goals, allowing the past not to be forgotten, but to be accepted.\\n\\nPowerful is probably the best word that could describe this intricate and impressive novel; I finished it with a sigh, knowing that I will be unlikely to read something as compelling and honest for many months. There were a few moments where the story seemed to wander, and where I lost focus, but by concentrating on what these characters were feeling, the events that had shaped their path, and the obstacles that they had all overcome to focus on a common goal, I once again found the string of beautiful meaning that Schutter was trying to express. If you are fascinated by the concept of history, Hawaii, redemption, and salvation, then this should be the next book on your list. Truly, beautifully done.\",\n \"Product: Mike Bove is a Vermont native who taught in public schools and coached high school track and soccer. He was involved as an actor and director in high school, college, and Community Theater. He adapted a folk tale, The Nosebag, for the stage, produced and directed it. Mike left teaching and worked for the Postal Service after moving to Cape Cod. There he became an avid golfer and fisherman. Now, in Arizona and retired, he is writing the series of Bruce DelReno Mysteries.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Classic, Well-Crafted Mystery\\n\\nReview: Although I didn't read Bove's first DelReno mystery, I will certainly go back to check it out now. I grew up on mystery television shows and have become a bit of a mystery lover in my middle age. Being a fan of golf didn't hurt in my choice of this book, either. Some people complain that mystery novels (just like with long-running mystery tv series) can get boring or hackneyed, and to some degree, I agree with that statement. However, Bove crafted a fictional town that seems plucked from real life, populating it with engaging characters that a reader actually cares about and weaving a story that keeps a reader guessing. There wasn't any condescending allusions or hints to the truth, so the slow build of suspense was genuine, and it felt like we stayed at the same pace of revelation as Bruce, which is a credit to Bove, as he is clearly able to keep the twists and turns of the story a secret until the perfect moment. As I'm sure other readers will agree, Bruce is an instantly lovable character, and his old job as a postman is the perfect foundation on which to build great relationships, long-term friendships, and a deep devotion to the town and its residents. He isn't some hot shot detective; he is just a normal guy who is trying to right a wrong.\\n\\nThe buddy cop element with Ben was particularly entertaining and charming, and while the tag team partnership is a classic trope in mysteries, it didn't seem played out, and the relationship was unique and amusing. All in all, I can see this becoming a very strong series of mystery novels, because Bove seems to genuinely care about his characters just as much as the reader does, and he succeeds in delivering a powerfully unpredictable story that will have you shaking your head at the close. I promise - you won't see the ending coming in this marvelous whodunnit.\",\n \"Product: Matthew Groce lives in Florida with his wife JoAnne. They have three daughters.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Honest Portrait of American History\\n\\nReview: For someone who grew up in the racially divided times of America, any book that shines a light on the complexity of that tragic institution tends to pique my interest. I was unfamiliar with Groce's work, but the combination of subject matter and thematic angle (baseball) drew me in and I found myself almost immediately engrossed in the writing. I have always been a fan of long, sweeping stories that show us characters throughout their lives and demonstrate their flexibility and dynamism. In this story, however, I completely misjudged the direction the book was going to take, and there were some decidedly dark passages and sections that didn't sugar-coat the problems, but put them directly in the spotlight.\\n\\nFriendships and families were divided, careers and lives were lost....this book may seem like an innocent tale of morality couched in an important historical period, but in fact, it delves into the changing nature of human beings as we age and experience the world. Some become more accepting, others less, and I think that Groce captured a challenging and poignant piece of American history within the framework of America's pastime - an impressive accomplishment, to say the least.\",\n \"Product: The author was born in Wallasey, England, and moved to the South of France when she was eleven. She spent her teenage years living in the cosmopolitan city state of Monaco and became immersed in its many languages and cultures. An English girl in a French school, for three hours each week she would sit at the back of the class as her colleagues learnt English. To pass the time, she wrote stories. This led to a lifetime of writing novels, scripts, stories and articles. In her working life, Sally writes marketing communications and manages large international websites. In recent years, Sally joined the Hogs Back Writers, a club located on the outskirts of Guildford, and she set about turning an old manuscript into this novel: Guy Erma and the Son of Empire. Sally currently lives in Farnham, and she is married with two children.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Perfect Ending to the Series\\n\\nReview: I've made it through this series over the past few months, occasionally dabbling in the YA sci-fi waters that are a bit too young for me, but still fascinating. The fact that this brand new generation is getting so excited by sci-fi and fantasy is exciting in itself, and with strong writers like Melia to lead the way, I think this resurgence of sci-fi will continue. As for Exile, I think that it followed perfectly on from Book 2 and maintained consistency of the authorial tone and the action of the story. The high-tech elements and the complex plot make this appealing for older readers who appreciate such a comprehensive and unique world being unrolled before us, while the youthful characters attract that age demographic, just as Hunger Games and other recent sci-fi standouts have done. I think Guy Erma is a wonderful character, and I hope that there is some way that we can see more in future writing. Melia knows how to spin a story better than most, and keeps us engaged throughout, which can be hard to do. I don't think that Teodor got as much quality writing in this book as the others, but as a powerful pair, Teodor and Guy Erma make an exceptional team to imagine as they go deep into the dangerous nests and plotting powers that be....from plagues and deception to sacrifice and the future of countless worlds, this book ranges from the microcosmic beauty of a character-driven fantasy to the expansive, universal impacts of sci-fi epics. An impressively balanced and constructed story.\",\n \"Product: Lance Haynes was born in Rifle, Colorado. He grew up in a rural community in North TX and went on to attend and earn a degree at Austin College in Sherman, TX. Lance Haynes takes his life experiences and what he observes of those close to him to explore the deeper aspects of the human spirit, while using action and compelling narratives to draw the reader into a journey. Lance draws from a wide variety of life experiences including husband, father, firefighter, paramedic, oilman, newspaper publisher, elected official and any number of things he's done, including writing...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Inspiring, Dark, and Memorable\\n\\nReview: Like Cormac McCarthy's writing, Haynes pens this masterful novel with a grim dignity and a confident foundation in the context. We believe in this terrible world we see wrought before us, and the writing has the gritty brutality that makes Richard stand out all the brighter. His nobility and honor, despite being pushed to the absolute limits of his being, shine through every page, but we also see that the hero does not always win in the way he desires. Sacrifices are made, time is lost, and the good of the many often outweigh the good of the personal few. I don't want to spoil anything for readers of this novel, but if you have ever felt lost in the darkness, surrounded by strangers who you can't ever fully trust, then this book will resonate with you in a powerful way. Unlike other apocalyptic novels of this caliber, Haynes doesn't concern himself with overly flowery writing or deep backstories; he looks at the bare bones of the world he created, and squeezes out a profound piece of existential beauty. It may be dark, but there's a tiny light shining throughout these pages, and it is a valuable component of this book. In a hopeless world that we can almost recognize as our future, this book offers the chance for hope and goodwill to win out.\",\n \"Product: Besides fantasy and science fiction, Pete loves to read military techno-thrillers--Brown, Coonts, Clancy, etc.--and loves to write them even more. A policy geek, he holds a graduate degree in international relations, a doctorate in public policy/homeland security, and has written for various organizations, including the Royal United Services Institute for Defence Studies and the U.S. Naval Institute. Born in New York City, he has lived in Puerto Rico, Greece, and England, and currently resides in California, USA where he is working on his next book.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Gripping and Realistic Adventure\\n\\nReview: I have enjoyed military history books for many years, but typically, I have gone for non-fiction options, as they tend to be more reliable in terms of storytelling. I know that sounds off, but military fiction can sometimes be so unrealistic. Fortunately, that is not what I found in Bleichert's work....he was able to take a real issue from the past (and the present), and then couch a fictional narrative within it. He had clear knowledge of all the players, and a deep amount of research was clear in the fluid discussion of the places, events, dates, and philosophies of the actors involved. It felt like I was reading a real historical account, as great military fiction should be. This was a techno-thriller in every sense of the word, and the constant creativity and comprehensive details made this a tangible, delectable story. I have actually visited the Falkland Islands and his prose brought me back there in a real way....very few authors are good enough to make the description as memorable as the reality, but von Bleichert is one of those authors, I suppose. My only complaint was occasional redundancy in dialogue and exposition, albeit in different forms, but at times, it felt like the story dragged a bit. That is a very minor complaint, and I truly enjoyed the story. This is as close to 5 stars as a book can get.\",\n \"Product: Gabriella Kindert, MBA, MA is a successful executive in the financial services industry. Her career has entailed extensive international travel and the ability to work well with people from a wide spectrum of cultural, educational, and economic backgrounds in order to create sustainable plans for the success of a variety of companies. She has also been founding partner of several successful companies. In addition to her career responsibilities, she is a devoted wife and the mother of two children. As her schedule got busier and the demands of her home and work life grew, she made a conscious decision to take control of her nutrition in order to improve the quality of her relationships, mental well-being, physical health, and her entire life. The notable change in her appearance and health inspired others to ask for her advice, and she watched them go on to achieve the same long-term success she had found using the power of nutrition. Understanding the unique pressures and stress executives face and how these factors make it harder to maintain health and vitality, she was inspired to share what she has learned about the role of proper nutrition and good food choices for long-term results. She founded the nonprofit organization One Life (www.one-life.org), which promotes the use of nutrition for an all-around healthier life, demonstrating how to regain control of their eating and exercise habits. Continuing her mission of sharing the keys to a quality life through nutrition, she has now written The Busy Executive Diet.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Informal, Thorough, and Honest Look at Dieting and Health\\n\\nReview: There seem to be an endless supply of health books and dietary suggestions out there, and as a moderate \\\"health nut\\\" and an eager reader, I tend to jump between books and authors quite regularly. I think this book, in particular, was more about the entire lifestyle surrounding good health, rather than simply the diet, as the name implies. Kindert took a casual and honest approach to why diets are hard to follow, legitimate reasons why we have probably failed in the past, and explains the real issues that act as obstacles to good health. I don't enjoy being lectured or condescended by an author when it comes to my choices, as every individual is different. In busy moments, it can be hard to always eat right, just as it can be difficult to exercise every time we want.\\n\\nThe author uses this book to suggest a framework that is realistic, flexible, and appropriate for a modern life that always seems to be on the go, or at least quite variable in its routine. The days of three square meals a day may be gone, but that doesn't mean that we can't still eat healthy and hold ourselves accountable to our goals. Kindert seems like someone who has walked through the fire of being overworked and exhausted at one point, and determined that this was a plan that not only worked for her, but also could help others. As always, I take these advice guides with a grain of salt, but the writing, tone, and suggestions in The Busy Executive Diet are definitely appealing. I'll be referencing this one again in the future, that's for sure.\",\n \"Product: Xander Gray is the author of Prison of Souls, a science-fiction thriller published by Quantology Publishing in 2015. Xander is a student of astrophysics and quantum mechanics, an amateur astronomer, and an expert in computer architecture with a Bachelors in Computer Science and 15 years professional technology experience. He lives in Saint Louis, Missouri. He has a wife, two sons, and a daughter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Wild Thriller that Will Keep You Guessing\\n\\nReview: It's always a crap shoot when you try an author out for the first time, but I'm happy that I gave Xander Gray a shot, as his passionate prose and mysterious, mind-bending plot kept me guessing until the very last page. Joshua was such a fascinating character to watch as this bizarre and unexpected story unfolds. I couldn't get a read on McSorley, and to be honest, I had no idea what was going on in this novel for the most part - but I know that I loved it.\\n\\nWhat initially appeared to be a normal novel ended up being a true thriller that unraveled as slowly as sanity, and left us asking some of the big questions about existence by the end. What does it mean to have free will? Why do we do the things we do? And who is really pulling the strings in the world? I love a novel that keeps me in the dark, slowly feeding me tiny bits of insight, successfully dragging me into the mystery and not letting me go. I think that for a freshman offering, Xander Gray has created an impressive world that I could have stayed lost in for a few more hundred pages. This is an author to keep your eye on.\",\n \"Product: A lifelong Northern Californian, S F Chapman traded his construction job for the more docile profession of novelist in 2008 when the US economy faltered. The tireless author has since written eight books. His first, I'm here to help (published by Striped Cat Press in July of 2012), is a literary fiction novella about a teenage daughter looking for answers to some troubling inconsistencies in her birth certificate. The Ripple in Space-Time (published by Striped Cat Press in February of 2013) is Chapman's second book. It is an exciting science fiction detective adventure set in a moldering and corrupt future controlled by greedy warlords. The authors third novel On the Back of the Beast is an action-packed Contemporary Fiction tale about a massive earthquake that destroys the San Francisco Bay Area. It is now available from Striped Cat Press. Other completed works awaiting publication are the post-apocalyptic soft science fiction MAC Series consisting of Floyd 5.136, Xea in the Library and Beyond the Habitable Limit; and a recently completed sequel to The Ripple in Space-Time entitled Torn From On High. Chapman is currently writing a rough-and-tumble literary fiction novel about homelessness called The Missive In The Margins. S F's huge gray male tabby cat keeps him company while he writes and was the inspiration for Striped Cat Press.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A proper science fiction thriller!\\n\\nReview: I didn't know what to expect from this book, but the reviews seemed mostly positive, and I am a sucker for anything science fiction. I think Chapman made a pretty strong statement with the book, and it incorporated a lot of classic science fiction tropes without seeming like a stock novel. I liked how it seemed like an unusual buddy cop story, the veteran detective and the college student, and their dynamic was quite believable.\\n\\nThe style of dropping newspaper articles or headlines as ways to progress the plot and give back story was clever for a while, but it began to seem heavy-handed at times. I like to discover the background of this fantastical world through reading and absorbing the actual story, not necessarily through proclamations and news headlines. That is personal choice of reading, I suppose, but I'm sure others found that slightly wearing as well.\\n\\nThe plot was interesting and not too complicated, but it felt slightly methodical. It was like every step led quite clearly to something new, and in that way, it was slightly suspenseful, but never gripping. That all being said, I loved how in-depth Chapman was with the details of his world, the locations, the culture, the military history. It was a great science fiction future, which is one of the coolest things about the genre. To create something that could potentially happen makes it real for the reader, and I saw elements of reality mixed with wild creativity from the author. Although this might not be the best choice for a serious, hardline science fiction lover, it is definitely an entertaining read from an author that I will keep in mind for the future. Nicely done, Mr. Chapman!\",\n \"Product: Christine Mazurk is a business woman and Ironman triathlete with a passion for writing stories about 'heart'.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Surprisingly Compelling and Engaging\\n\\nReview: The description of this book didn't give too many hints as to the style or the philosophy of the book, but I am always a sucker for a book about an author, so I gave it a shot. I was very pleased that I kept reading, because the characters and the plot in this book are both of superior quality. I was fascinated by the psychic element of the book, considering that I have never actually read a book about this topic before. I found that I began identifying with the main character, Jenna, mainly because we share a similar passion of writing, and her naturally written personality made her extremely believable. Some of the plot was a bit unrealistic at times, which occasionally took me out of the novel, particularly when the majority of the book was so engaging and believable. One of my favorite things about the writing was definitely the dialogue between the characters, because it was so natural, not stilted like so many authors write dialogue. It was as though she drew her dialogue directly from real conversations between people, once again contributing to how believable the story was. Aidan was also an interesting player, although I wasn't sure what role he was going to play at first, and his presence was slightly confusing in the first 1/3 of the book. All in all, it was exceptionally well-written, and I see that Mazurk has written other books, which I will definitely pick up in the future. Nicely done!\",\n \"Product: Mary E. Sims is the author of 'Going Home Another Way' and \\\"An Angel Without A Name'. This is her first fiction book.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Thoroughly Unique and Fascinating Story\\n\\nReview: I can confidently say that I've never read a book quite like this before. This was half-historical fiction, half fantasy, with some thriller, action, romance, and philosophy thrown in. To call the book allegorical or overly reflective would cheapen the complex world that Sims was able to create, a stunning replica of world that we only read about in history books. Capturing a time period in the 1800s is challenging, if not impossible, without a massive amount of research and planning to maintain the integrity of the time period, the language, and the belief systems. Not only that, the author injected spectacular fictional elements that made the entire book flow and grow and tangle as it moved forward.\\n\\nOctavia and Octavius are exceptional characters to watch, and while their dual nature initially struck me as a heavy-handed metaphor for the time period and the conflicting beliefs of the age, I realized that those characters were so much more than symbolic. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the lives of these passionate characters, all of them determined to achieve their own ends, in such a bizarre and terrifying time in our nation's history. It's a stunning achievement from an author who has risen to the top of her game.\",\n \"Product: A coal miner's granddaughter, Tess Collins was born and raised in a crater. Yes, really, a crater formed by the impact of an asteroid millions of years ago where her hometown, Middlesboro, Kentucky, was eventually built. Tess spent her younger years in a one room Carnegie Library reading around the room. She started at BLUEBERRIES FOR SAL and ended with WAR AND PEACE, at which time she thought, \\\"I want to do this.\\\" Tess is the author of six novels and a non-fiction book on theater management. She attended the University of Kentucky and has a Ph.D. from The Union Institute and University. Visit her website at TessCollins.com\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Even Better Than The First!\\n\\nReview: This book took readers into the dark side of America, community, friendship, family, and the lies we tell ourselves to stay protected in our own little bubble. I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I cracked this series, but after the first Midnight Valley installment, I knew that this wouldn't disappoint. How right I was....I actually enjoyed Connor's point of view more than Randi's in the first book, but it was cool seeing the same characters through different eyes. Connor's relationship with Tallulah is brought into greater clarity in this second book, and as more of the truth begins to reveal itself, we realize that there is something terrible brewing in this small town, and not only that, there is something decidedly mysterious about Connor and his past.\\n\\nThe story is so well written and full of so many unexpected developments that at times, we hardly trust the narrator, but choose to anyways because we need something to hold on to! He is a great protagonist, and a good man to emulate, in my opinion. Seeing people make hard choices of right over wrong, even if it means putting yourself, your reputation, and your livelihood in danger.....well, there's nothing more honorable in life, and Connor seems to be an old pro at that sort of mindful living. This book was inspiring and intoxicatingly good to read. Collins has done it again!\",\n \"Product: After retiring as a high successful chairman and CEO of a Fortune 500 company, Art Collins didnt write the book on leadership that many had expected he would. Instead, he authored a series of books for older children and teenagers. The Adventures of Archibald and Jockabeb series chronicles two young brothers as they grow from twelve and eleven into their mid-teens, together with the harrowing adventures they experience along the way. In addition to serving to the boards of directors of four large corporations, Mr. Collins currently advises a private equity firm, serves on the boards of two academic institutions, and is involved in several charitable organizations. Over the years, he has testified before Congress, interacted with numerous governmental bodies inside and outside the United States, chaired his industry association group, and been recognized for his leadership in commercial and civic activities. An avid outdoorsman, he currently splits his time between Chicago and the Vail Valley in Colorado.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Thoughtful and Unexpectedly Profound\\n\\nReview: This certainly wasn't the book I had expected it to be, primarily because after reading the author's bio, I thought this would be far less graceful and touching. Granted, it was an adventurous tale of two mischievous and curious young boys who are hungry for a mystery, but there were also countless moments of compassion, friendship, thoughtful philosophy, and the supernatural, making the story appealing for all readers - adult and child alike. I occasionally veer off the dense thrillers, sci-fi stories, and popular fiction, and it's nice to find myself at the beginning of a series that seems confident in itself, with a good message behind it. Love for the natural world, respect for tradition, morality through experience.... Archibald and Jockabeb are launched on a life-changing journey, with some help along the way, that will teach them more about their friendship, and also the hidden truths in the world around them. In the Forest is a great starting point for a series, and while the target audience is clearly younger, there is no reason why adults wouldn't find value and a truly endearing quality in this book as well.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":16,"string":"16"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":162,"string":"162"}}},{"rowIdx":163,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A253N67OH1KPLE"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Georgia Rose is a writer and the author of The Grayson Trilogy books: A Single Step, Before the Dawn and Thicker than Water. Georgias background in countryside living, riding, instructing and working with horses has provided the knowledge needed for some of her storylines; the others are a product of her overactive imagination! Following a long stint working in the law Georgia set up her own business providing administration services for other companies which she does to this day managing to entwine that work along with her writing. Her busy life is set in a tranquil part of rural Cambridgeshire where she lives with her much neglected family of a husband, two grown up children and two dogs.\". The summary of the review text is \"Not your grandmother's Jane Eyre\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Oh, no, I thought when I saw the quote from Jane Eyre at the beginning of A Single Step, Georgia Roses first book of The Grayson Trilogy. Despite (or perhaps because of?) my appreciation for all things Austen, that particular Bront oeuvre has always been my least favorite. I braced myself for yet another gothic orphaned young heroine, gloomy mansion complete with turrets, sinister servants, family members who've met with untimely deaths, mysteriously significant piece of jewelry, foreboding weather that mirrors the frightening events.\n\nThank you Ms. Rose for proving me wrong! Her version of gothic does indeed involve an orphaned heroine, the grieving Emma Grayson. But from that point on, Georgia Rose grabs hold of the gothic genre with both hands and makes it her own. Emma, though deeply damaged by the loss of her child and subsequent meltdown of her marriage, has a quiet inner strength that lets her rebuild her life on her own terms. She accepts a job managing the stables on an aristocratic estate, where she is soon fending off romantic offers from coworkers, and orders from her supervisor, the enigmatic Trent.\n\nI don't hesitate to give A Single Step five stars out of five. While Im not normally a fan of careful, deliberate pacing, in this book it lets readers get to know Emma, peeling back the protective layers shes built around her wounds. We get a picture of her quietly stubborn strength. Andthis part is the most fun for an American like mewe get to see it play out in that most British of settings, the estate plus neighboring village and pub. Yes, there are a few points that were unresolved, such as who actually slipped the advert for the new job under Emmas door. But those are the kind of loose ends that the remaining books of the series will undoubtedly address. For now, A Single Step is the perfect first volume. Its story arc is resolved completely satisfactorily, while there are still questions that will demand answers in those next volumes.\n\nIf you like carefully paced, well-plotted stories which showcase the development and growth of characters, plus an irresistible glimpse into a world that most Americans would never see, I recommend A Single Step. Your only problem will be waiting to get the rest of this series onto your Kindle.\n\n**I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Oh, no, I thought when I saw the quote from Jane Eyre at the beginning of A Single Step, Georgia Roses first book of The Grayson Trilogy. Despite (or perhaps because of?) my appreciation for all things Austen, that particular Bront oeuvre has always been my least favorite. I braced myself for yet another gothic orphaned young heroine, gloomy mansion complete with turrets, sinister servants, family members who've met with untimely deaths, mysteriously significant piece of jewelry, foreboding weather that mirrors the frightening events.\n\nThank you Ms. Rose for proving me wrong! Her version of gothic does indeed involve an orphaned heroine, the grieving Emma Grayson. But from that point on, Georgia Rose grabs hold of the gothic genre with both hands and makes it her own. Emma, though deeply damaged by the loss of her child and subsequent meltdown of her marriage, has a quiet inner strength that lets her rebuild her life on her own terms. She accepts a job managing the stables on an aristocratic estate, where she is soon fending off romantic offers from coworkers, and orders from her supervisor, the enigmatic Trent.\n\nI don't hesitate to give A Single Step five stars out of five. While Im not normally a fan of careful, deliberate pacing, in this book it lets readers get to know Emma, peeling back the protective layers shes built around her wounds. We get a picture of her quietly stubborn strength. Andthis part is the most fun for an American like mewe get to see it play out in that most British of settings, the estate plus neighboring village and pub. Yes, there are a few points that were unresolved, such as who actually slipped the advert for the new job under Emmas door. But those are the kind of loose ends that the remaining books of the series will undoubtedly address. For now, A Single Step is the perfect first volume. Its story arc is resolved completely satisfactorily, while there are still questions that will demand answers in those next volumes.\n\nIf you like carefully paced, well-plotted stories which showcase the development and growth of characters, plus an irresistible glimpse into a world that most Americans would never see, I recommend A Single Step. Your only problem will be waiting to get the rest of this series onto your Kindle.\n\n**I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: If you have a dream - go for it Life is not a rehearsal After teaching my 1000th pupil and working as a deputy head teacher in a large primary school, I decided it was time to leave the chalk face and pursue my first love: writing. In 2006 I joined the Romantic Novelists? Association?s New Writers? Scheme, honed my craft and wrote Tall, Dark and Kilted(2012), quickly followed a year later by Boot Camp Bride (2013) and Scotch on the Rocks (2015) - finalist, The Exeter Book Prize. I love the quick fire interchanges between the hero and heroine in the old black and white Hollywood movies, and I hope this love of dialogue and the meet-cute comes across in my writing. Although much of my time is taken up widening my readership, publicising Tall, Dark and Kilted, Boot Camp Bride and Scotch on the Rocks I have now finished a fourth novel - GIRL IN THE CASTLE, due for publication April 2017. I am a proud founding member of the indie publishing group: New Romantics Press and have hosted Author Events at Waterstones High Street, Kensington, and Aspinall, St Pancras, London and raised funds for local Cancer Awareness charities. As for the years I spent as a teacher, they haven?t quite gone to waste as I am building up a reputation as a speaker on the subject of self-publishing and how to craft and finish your novel! I hope you enjoy reading GIRL IN THE CASTLE ? I had enormous fun writing it and am currently in the planning stages for #5.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Romance in a Scottish castlecomplete with kilts, wiskey, and a ghostly piper. What more could you ask for?\n\nReview: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess lived in an ivory tower and dreamed of growing up to become a professor of history. Now with her newly minted PhD in hand, Dr. Henriette Bruar assumes her latest discovery will put her on the fast-track to a coveted Lecturer position and research career. Instead, her career in ruins, she finds herself forced to hide from the academic world by taking a temporary position cataloging the library in a semi-derelict Scottish castle for a remote Highland laird, Sir Malcolm MacKenzie.\n\nBut as the decaying books fail to yield the treasures that might save either the MacKenzie clan or her academic career, Henri finds herself in unwilling conflict with almost everyone around her, from Sir Malcolm to his staff, local residents, and especially the Lairds estranged son and heir, Keir MacKenzie. Heir to a bankrupt estate, Keir unwillingly accepts Henris presence to catalog and dismantle the remainder of their once-prosperous castle. Meanwhile Henri is an unwilling observer as she watches an old tragedy continue to destroy the lives of everyone around her, while she herself keeps hearing the warning sounds of a ghostly piper.\n\nAdding up the de rigueur gothic romance tropesremote castle, handsome heir, beautiful young employee, jealous romantic rival, wealthy suitor, and that phantom piperand you have all the tropes of a standard romance. But tropes exist because they work. In the hands of a talented writer like Lizzie Lamb, they aren't cliches as much as they are building blocks, which she makes uniquely her own. For example, Henri doesnt insist that she has no idea what men see in her with her long legs, thick blonde hair, and green eyes. Instead, she dryly cataloges the men who only see that far and miss her driving ambition. Their second sweep often missed the stubborn line of her mouth, the determined set to her shoulders and her death stare that warneddont come too close, if you value your head.\n\nThe plot-killing love triangle never emerges because Henri is correctly suspicious of the motives of her admirer. And most of all, the characters are allowed to develop and grow over the course of the book. When we meet them, both Henri and Keir are damaged and flawed, each trailing chains of distrust and past tragedy. Author Lizzie Lamb lets us see their pain, suspicion, and fear of giving anyone the power to inflict more hurt. I especially enjoyed Henris steel core of confidence in her own professional training and expertise, as well as her determination to recover her academic reputation.\n\nIve always enjoyed Lizzie Lambs books, and especially (now that I live here myself!) those set in Scotland. She has a unique gift for creating settings and dialog that capture Scottish color, language, humor, and beauty, while realistically including the cold, the rain, and the chill of an ancient castle on a remote island. As someone who has not only lived in Scotland, but also in a medieval castle, I think shes absolutely nailed that one. Ive also spent a fair amount of time surrounded by academics, especially at English and Scottish institutions, and I have to say that there are a few things that don't seem quite so authentic there. My experience of castle ghosts makes the spectral piper seem quite a bit more likely than the English university.\n\nOverall, though, Lizzie Lamb weaves a terrific romance with all the trimmings. If you enjoy watching two flawed characters struggle through their emotional baggage while surrounded by the cadences of Scottish speech and the beauty of the Highlandsnot to mention whisky, kilts, and bagpipesI think youll enjoy Girl in the Castle as much as I did.\n\n*I received this book from the publisher or author to facilitate an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.*","Product: Rich Leder has been a working writer for more than two decades. His screen credits include 18 produced television films for CBS, Lifetime, and Hallmark, feature films for Paramount Pictures, Tri-Star Pictures, and Left Bank Films, and four novels for Laugh Riot Press. He has been the lead singer in a Detroit rock band, a restaurateur, a Little League coach, an indie film director, a literacy tutor, a magazine editor, a screenwriting coach, a PTA board member, a commercial real estate agent, and a visiting artist for the University of North Carolina Wilmington Film Studies Department, among other things, all of which, it turns out, was grist for the mill. He resides on the North Carolina coast with his awesome wife, Lulu, and is sustained by the visits home of their three children.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The California dream gone darkly, hilariously wrong\n\nReview: I actually have little to add about Let There Be Linda, the new dark dark darkly hilarious book by Rich Leder, a professional writer at the top of his game.\n\nThere is nobody to like in this book, because everyone is some version of the California dream gone wrong. But there is plenty to love. There are two brothers who might love but cant stand each other. Theres a cop whose true love is standup comedy, and the mothers (and poodle) that a grocery store checker brings back from the dead. Mostly.\n\nBut for me its the dark, hilarious, almost throw-away writing itself. Lines like, He was on the wrong side of human.\n\nCharacter development is usually something I look for in a novel, and I supposed thats here too. Certainly, the brothers never understand themselves but they do come to a tentative understanding of their relationship.\n\nThere is even a theme. Maybe. The way we want to see ourselves is much more important than what we really are, or at least thats what comedy-cop Gary realizes.\n\n[QUOTE:] Garys cop radar clicked off, and his comedian radar clicked on, and he said, Heres what Im going to do, Judd. Im going to make you my deputy. You stay close to Mike Miller and find out whats going on with this Greenburg guy and his dog. As long as you do that, I won't arrest you. But you cant kill Miller. No killing Miller.\n\nCan I hurt him bad?\n\nGary knew he had crossed a line as precarious as the San Andeas. He saw the line and walked right over it. In his own way, he was as crazy as Judd Martin. But thats what artists did for their art; they crossed lines. He would cross back one dayor he wouldnt. It didn't matter. All that mattered now was his act.\n\nYoure a zombie cop, Gary said. Use your judgement.\n\nDont have any, Judd said. [END QUOTE]\n\nThis is a book about love and hate and fear and the stories people tell themselves. Im very sorry to say that there is also a completely creepy clown, but even he cant keep this from being a hilarious and somehow touching story of brotherly love and poodles.\n\nId give it five stars and recommend for anyone who wants an oddly appealing and laugh out loud hilarious story about horrible people doing awful stuff that somehow ends up being strangely affirming.\n\n***I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.***","Product: Georgia Rose is a writer and the author of The Grayson Trilogy books: A Single Step, Before the Dawn and Thicker than Water. Georgias background in countryside living, riding, instructing and working with horses has provided the knowledge needed for some of her storylines; the others are a product of her overactive imagination! Following a long stint working in the law Georgia set up her own business providing administration services for other companies which she does to this day managing to entwine that work along with her writing. Her busy life is set in a tranquil part of rural Cambridgeshire where she lives with her much neglected family of a husband, two grown up children and two dogs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A roller-coastera not-to-be-put-down adrenaline junkies dream of a thriller\n\nReview: Ive been reading about Japanese sword-making for a current project, and the process sounded oddly familiar. Then I sat down to write a review of Georgia Roses Before the Dawn, the second volume in her Grayson trilogy. And I got it. A good sword has to be hard enough to hold a sharp edge, while being strong and flexible enough to absorb massive shocks without cracking or breaking. The story of Emma Grayson parallels the process of creating the katana, the masterpiece of Japanese sword-making.\n\nIn creating a katana, or samurai sword, the swordsmith starts with a block of carbon and iron sand, which is heated and folded over and over. Too little folding and the steel will be too flexible. Too much and the strengthening grain will disappear. In the first Grayson volume, A Single Step, Emma Grayson goes through this process. Tested over and over through devastating lossher parents, her child, her marriageshe emerges with both strength to survive and flexibility to embrace new growth and even find love. Both Emma and her new love Trent have faced their past nightmares and found the courage to commit to each other.\n\nThe next step in the sword-making process is to temper the blade, to make it strong and flexible by heating it to red-hot before quenching it in water. This is what Emma goes through in Before the Dawn. She and Trent are together, exploring the still-fragile bonds of their new love. They learn that his undercover work is about to follow him home, putting everyone at Melton Manor into danger. Despite her feelings of inadequacy at lacking the military training and experience of others on the estate, it falls to Emma to protect not only herself, but the wife and children of Trents partner. She has to become that strong, flexible toolwilling to use her beloved horses, a childs recollections, and even a fire extinguisher as a weapon.\n\nIn my review of A Single Step, I commented on the careful, deliberate pacing of the novel. No more! Before the Dawn is a roller-coaster, a not-to-be-put-down adrenaline junkies dream of a thriller. If Georgia Rose took the elements of a gothic novel and made them into her own genre in the first volume, this time she does the same with the thriller. She lays meticulous groundwork, allowing us to see Emmas doubts and fears. The action rises to edge-of-your-seat levels in the middle of the book, followed by the piece you seldom get to see in other thrillers as Emma and her friends come to terms with the lingering effects of the violence that engulfed Melton Manor.\n\nFor me, the definition of a five-star review is a work that not only would I not hesitate to recommend to others, but an author who goes straight to my auto-buy list. Id buy their work in hard-copyand I wouldnt ever lend it out. Before the Dawn meets all of these criteria and more.\n\nThe last step of sword-making is to hone the edge and provide the correct hilt so that it can be balanced, lightweight, and sharp enough to wield effectively. In the first two books, Emma Grayson has been forged into that weapon. There are still questions to be answered, about both her past and the forces who attacked Trent and the Estate. I cant wait to see how Emmanow strong, flexible, and sharp-edgedmeets those challenges.\n\n*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**","Product: Kassandra Lamb has never been able to decide which she loves more, psychology or writing. In college, she realized that writers need a day job in order to eat, so she studied psychology. After a career as a psychotherapist and college professor, she is now retired and can pursue her passion for writing. She spends most of her time in an alternate universe with her characters. The portal to this universe, aka her computer, is located in Florida, where her husband and dog catch occasional glimpses of her. She and her husband spend part of each summer in her native Maryland, where her Kate Huntington series is based. Kass is currently working on Book 9 of the Kate Huntington mystery series and Book 3 of the Marcia Banks and Buddy cozy mysteries. She also has four novellas out in the Kate on Vacation series (lighter reads along the lines of cozy mysteries but with the same main characters as the Kate Huntington series).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Danger, mystery, romance, and delightful dogs!\n\nReview: Kasandra Lamb has provided another entertaining read for the second book in her series about struggling service dog trainer Marcia Banks and her beloved canine sidekick, Buddy.\n\nAs with any foster care situation, its often impossible to provide the affection and guidance your young charges need without becoming emotionally involved yourself. Marcia has fallen in love with beautiful young Lacy, one of the service dogs shes training. At the same time, shes both sympathetic to and suspicious of her new client, former military nurse (and sexual assault victim) Rainey Bryant.\n\nIn addition to her obvious and complex emotional problems, Rainey also appears to be the victim of a stalker. Is it her assailant from military days, angry that Raineys accusations cut short his military career? Is it her former boyfriend or even her self-centered best friend? And what secrets is her sister hiding in the house they share?\n\nIn the best amateur sleuth tradition, this character-driven tale takes Marcia into the path of danger. One of the requirements of the amateur detective genre is a strong connection to the policein this case, Marcias boyfriend Will, a local sheriff.\n\n[QUOTE:] He gestured toward me. This the girlfriend you been telling me about, who keeps getting herself in trouble? Will looked up at him, then turned his gaze to me. His eyes softened and his mouth quirked up on one end. Afraid so. [END QUOTE]\n\nBut both Marcia and Will have too much baggage for the course of true love to go smoothly or even allow them to communicate about where the difficulties lie. At the same time, Raineys fragile emotional and mental state interferes with her training process with Lacy. And as if that isn't enough, there is a real and physical danger from Raineys stalker which turns deadly when first Marcias dog and then her friend are poisoned.\n\nIn the best amateur sleuth tradition, Marcia decides its up to her to protect her dogs and her client (decidedly, in that order!) by investigating the crimes herself. This is set against her developing relationship with Will, stalled now partly because Sheriff Will's department is understaffed, but mostly because of the inability on both sides to communicate, and the need both have to guard against being hurt again.\n\nThe only thing that I wish had gone differently was some foreshadowing and red herrings that failed to hide the fairly obvious villain. One problem with a cozy detective story as opposed to a police procedural, is that the murderer pretty much has to be someone involved in the story, with clues shared fairly (along with red herrings). And if there are relatively few characters, it makes it easier to guess the killers identity too early in the story.\n\nAuthor Kassandra Lamb handles these issues with humor and a light touch. There are well-rounded supporting characters so necessary to any series, and a nice sense of life in a small Florida town. Shed caught me, one time early on, eyeing her unusual garb and had cackled. Honey, this is Florida, land of wear whatever ya darn well please.'\n\nAnd amateur detective Marcia also has a sense of humor about her attempts to play detective. I silently cursed TV shows and mystery novels that taught people how to commit crimes more effectively.\n\nBut despite the emotional roadblocksfor both Marcia and Raineywe do get to see characters and relationships develop over the course of the story. And even more fun for me as reader, we get to find out more about the surprisingly fascinating process of teaching dogs to become the companions that let an emotionally or physically challenged person function in the real world. For example, I had no idea that dogs learn not only from their trainers, but from observing other dogs as well. Kassandra Lamb is absolutely brilliant about the way she showcases the growth of the books real starsthe ones with paws and a tail.\n\n**I received this book for free from the publisher or author in order to provide an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**","Product: Astrid V. Tallaksen grew up with a heart for stories of creatures and places outside of this world. Her love of reading quickly became a love of writing. She spent several years creating content and helping writers to improve their craft on the online world of Althanas, a creative writing workshop in the guise of a roleplaying forum. A self-avowed nerd, Astrid loves science fiction, comic books, and eighties fantasy movies in the vein of The Princess Bride and Labyrinth. Her geekiness extends to annual volunteer work at the massive sci-fi convention known as Dragon*con every year in Atlanta, Georgia. In the odd times that she's not immersed in geekdom or writing, Astrid loves to sing karaoke, crochet, and spend time with her family and pets.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Heartbreak, heroism, humor, romance, and adventurefor starters.\n\nReview: How hard is it to write a review that doesnt include spoilers? Well, if the book in question is a straightforward romance, its a piece of cake. If its a typical mystery with clues and a final sherlockian reveal, its still fairly doable. But if its the incredible roller coaster twists and huh-I-did-NOT-see-that-one-coming turns of Astrid V. Tallaksens debut novel At Deaths Door, then all I can say is that its nearly impossible. But Im a professional. I have a university degree in literature, buckets of experience, the gall to make up words like sherlockian, boundless optimism and no earthly clue how to do it. That, however, has never stopped me before. So what Im going to do is replace everything I shouldnt tell you with the letters SA (Spoiler Alert**). (**No, don't bother clicking on the SA. You think this is some kind of techie online gaming system where you can click on the acronym and see what its hiding? Oh, please. Remember the part where I have a literature degree?).\n\n[Does a few stretches and breathing exercises. Right. Here goes.]\n\nWhat if you a) remember a family that nobody else can find, b) have a four-year-old son that everyone says doesnt exist, and oh yeahc) could talk to dead people? (Not that you would want to because all they ever do is yammer on with messages their living relatives don't want to hear, or bend your ear about some impending apocalypse, but still) And what if d) you had already been in the mental hospital for over three months? And of course, that doesnt count the part where youd triedseveral timesto commit suicide and it just doesnt work? You might start to think that maybe everyone else is right and you actually are crazy.\n\nSara Stone has just reached that point when she receives her first visitor since becoming an inpatient on a psych ward. Daniel is handsome, sympathetic, friendly, familiar with her and her backgroundand a complete stranger. But he seems to know her, and to be working on a plan to get her out. With no other options and a desperate need to find her son, Sara puts all of her trust in Daniel.\n\nAnd, despite a last-minute standoff that turns bloody when the doctor and staff turn out to be SA, it seems to work. Daniel rescues Sara and takes her to his house. Once he gets there, though, he seems strangely reluctant to fill her in on SA. But finally, he reveals that the reason she can see dead people and other spirits who are really SAs, is that he and she are actually SA themselves. In fact, Sara is the SA-ist of all SAs. So then Nope, this just isn't working.\n\nOkay, lets try this. I would give At Deaths Door a very solid five out of five stars. Every few pages, something else amazing happens. There is heartbreak, heroism, humor, romance, and adventure. There is deception on a biblical scale (literally), and eons of backstory. People do bad stuff for good reasons, good stuff by accident, and weird stuff that eventually (mostly) gets explained.\n\nAnd when a story takes thousands of years to develop, you can bet that it might not finish in one book. But even though there are many unexplained details (such as what happened to her sons father? And his sort-of father? And his other father?), this story arc has an unexpectedly satisfying resolution, while at the same time making it very clear that we will all need to stalk Ms. Tallaksen until she produces that next volume.\n\n(And maybe some of you need to read this wonderful book, so we can talk about the most amazing SA of all. I cant wait.)\n\n*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**","Product: Gordon Rottman lives outside of Houston, Texas, served in the Army for 26 years in a number of \"exciting\" units, and wrote war games for Green Berets for 11 years. He's written over 130 military history books, but his interests have turned to adventurous young adult novels-influenced by a bunch of audacious kids, Westerns owing to his experiences on his wife's family's ranch in Mexico, and historical fiction focusing on how people really lived and thought-history does not need to be boring.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Don't read this book. Yet.\n\nReview: Confession time. I don't usually like westerns. I didn't like the Louis LAmour paperbacks my father hid under his engineering journals. I didn't like the beautiful edition of The Virginian that my grandmother gave me for my ninth birthday. I couldn't see what my mother liked about John Wayne, Gunsmoke, or Bonanza. I sniggered at Spaghetti Westerns (except the ones with Clint Eastwood, because Clint Eastwood).\n\nBut I absolutely loved The Hardest Ride, the first book in this series. It was firmly in the Wild West Show part of the genre, and author Gordon Rottman systematically checked off just about every trope and expectation and then proceeded to play straight with readers even as he subverted almost every trope. Cowboys, horses, guns, bank robbers, trainsall are in these books. And none are quite what I was expecting.\n\nThis genre subversion sneaks up gradually as young Bud Eugen narrates his journey into manhood. Hes such a nice kid that you almost don't notice as he acquires the deadly skills and expertise that will make him a legend. Maybe its the fact that hell simply never catch up withor even understandMarta, the tiny, mute girl he reluctantly rescues but never sees it coming as she becomes the center of his world. Marta is, quite simply, a force of nature.\n\nAnd thats why you cant read Ride Harder until youve read The Hardest Ride. Youll miss too much Marta. Sure, you could probably get a good idea of what shes all about in the very first chapter of Ride Harder. Bud and Marta have just been robbed of the money that was supposed to set them up with marriage and a ranch of their own. Bud is despondent, but Marta simply has no interest in hearing what they cant do about the situation. And despite their language differences and Martas inability to speak, these two have no communication issues.\n\n[quote] What you looking at me for, niña? It aint my fault. Sumbitches got the drop on us good.\n\nFrom under the sombrero shed taken off a dead bandito last December, her big ol black eyes were glaring a hole right through me. Shed held up her left hand to let me know again theyd taken her silver ring.\n\nHere it comes.\n\nLike a clap of thunder, she slapped her hands, stomped her sandaled foot, and jabbed her middle finger down the side trail.\n\n Qué? You want me to go after them thieving desperadoes? I aint got no caballo, pistola, carabina, or escopeta, the last being her own shotgun the road agents took. You know they even took your derringer, uh, poco pistola.\n\nShe slashed her hand cross her throat, then made a strangling motion and a scary gurgling choking noise. I know a lot of bad Mex words for people you're mad at, and I bet she was thinking all of them and some Id never heard. I say thinking, seeing Martas as mute as an angels statue, not that shes exactly an angel. [end quote]\n\nWhat follows is indeed gritty, funny, bloody, and ultimately satisfying on a fundamental level. Not only does it add to their growing legend, but after the money theyve recovered so bloodily is again lost in a bank robbery, it sets up Bud and Marta for the inevitable harder ride to come.\n\nThere are plenty of stock supporting charactersthe by-the-book Army officer, the Texas Ranger, the beautiful but shady lady, the black-Indian half breed scoutbut each is given three-dimensional life outside of their tropes, and an all-important sense of humor. Take this exchange between West Point educated officer Zach and cowboy Musty\n\n[quote]Honi soit qui mal y pense, said Zach. That means Evil be to him who evil thinks.\n\nThat aint Mex, said Musty. What is it?\n\nLatin.\n\nLatin. Aint never heard of that injun tribe. They way up north?\n\nMore eastward, said Zach. [end quote]\n\nIn addition to getting his job done, we get to see Bud take more steps on his road to maturity. And, clueless as ever, we see him trying to puzzle out just what it is that makes him love Marta.\n\n[quote]I liked watching her. Pretty as a filly in a parlor when she cleaned up. Her eyes, she looked at me, and I couldn't drag my peepers away from her. Even when giving me her stern look, which I saw a lot. But it was somethin else. What did Clay call her, one of those sawbuck words? Determined. Clay said that meant to never give up and to concentrate. Whatever she was doing, she was concentrating up to her chin. And there was that other thing. I jus never knew what she was going to do. Kept me with my boots in the stirrups, you know? I mean, with most cattle you jus know what they're going to do, the same old thing they all do. But theres always a few in the herd, theres no telling. Hell, all the cattle could be fighting to get away from a puma, but theres one wholl decide to go after the killer critter her own self. That would be Marta. [end quote]\n\nMaybe I should just be honest and say those five stars are all for Marta. But if I could, Id give a few more stars too, for the author. Not only did Gordon Rottman show us both Marta and Bud growing into formidable individuals and into a rock-solid couple without her saying a word, but he tells their story through the voice of uneducated, virtually illiterate Bud without making either of them seem stupid or pitiable. In fact, I found Buds voice so engaging that when his grammar is repeatedly corrected by the painfully well-educated (but deadly) femme fatale Mera, it makes her seem the annoying one.\n\nLike The Hardest Ride, I found Ride Harder impossible to put down. Please do yourself a huge favor and read it. Just don't read it first. Marta would be angry with you.\n\n**I received this book for from the publisher or author to facilitate an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**","Product: Ally Shields is a Midwestern writer with a love for mystery and the paranormal. Following a career in law and juvenile justice, she took up full-time writing in 2009. In 2012 her first paranormal was published, and she has three urban fantasy series. Shields loves to travel and includes many of those settings in her novels. She enjoys hearing from readers and can be contact her through her website or found on Twitter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Riding Two Roller Coasters\n\nReview: Ever have to pick between two competing roller coasters at an amusement park? Reading <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Burning-Both-Ends-Guardian-Witch/dp/B00E0LCE0O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Burning Both Ends (Guardian Witch)</a>, Book 3 of Ally Shield's Guardian Witch series, is like being on both rides. At the same time.\n\nLike most women, when she's at work Ari Calin feels guilty for ignoring her relationships, especially with her sexy boyfriend Andreas. Of course, when she's with him, she worries about her work. But she doesn't have just any job. Ari Calin is a cop. Along with her gun, she carries a few other weapons including her stiletto, the odd spell, and her powers as a fire witch. Useful, because her beat is the supernatural otherworld of her Mississippi town, Riverdale. On one roller coaster, Ari races to rescue a kidnapped friend before an execution deadline, protect the delegates working on a coalition that could save untold lives, and find a missing cat. But her attention and emotions are split with the other roller coaster as she helps Andreas, her vampire lover, face the enemy from their past and the threat from across the ocean.\n\nOne of the critical elements of a successful series is not just a continuing backstory, but developing characters, and Ally Shields doesn't just deliver, she excels. Like any good relationship, Ari and Andreas face everything from hiccups to meltdowns. Ms. Shields' readers watch the compromises, growth, and change as Ari faces each development.\n\nIs this a perfect book? Well, I admit that I'm not a fan of having Ari share every little relationship doubt but not her clues and whodunnit theories. If this was a cozy mystery where the reader races to put clues together before the Great Detective reveals all, I would be royally pissed. But this is a paranormal thriller, and Ally Shields delivers the thrills. No, my only complaint is that I came late to the party, and now I need to go back and read the earlier books, while waiting for the next one.","Product: From earliest childhood, Shawna Reppert has had a passion for stories for reading them and for writing them. She obtained a BA in English with a Writing Option from Penn State University and has participated in numerous writing workshops and seminars given by the likes of Charles de Lint, David Farland and Elizabeth Lyon. Two of her stories have won honorable mentions from Writers of the Future. Previous short stories sold to 10 Flash Quarterly and to Everyday Fiction. Several indie short stories are available for sale at Amazon, and her story The Beast Within appears in the steampunk anthology Gears and Levers 2 edited by Phyllis Irene Radford. Her first novel, The Stolen Luck, came out as a Carina Press e-book in May 2013 and is also available in Audible format It won a Silver Medal for original world fantasy in the 2013 Global E Books Awards and a 2014 Eppie for fantasy romance, proving that it is possible for a single novel to succeed in both genres. Her urban fantasy Ravensblood launched on Halloween 2013 after a successful Kickstarter and she is currently feverishly working on a sequel. There are a number of other works in the pipeline, including another high fantasy-male/male romance and a novel-length sequel to The Beast Within that she describes as a steampunk Victorian detective novel with werewolves. In college, Shawna volunteered at a raptor rehabilitation center, which became valuable background for her short story The Sword and the Kestrel. Shawna has always had an affinity for wolves, and used to keep a wolf-dog hybrid as a pet, giving her first-hand experience to put the wolf in her werewolves. Her current four-footed children are a Lipizzan stallion and an orange-and-black cat named Samhain. She enjoys Irish social dancing and is an ardent supporter of live Irish music. Shawna also likes to play with the Society for Creative Anachronism and can sometimes be found in medieval garb on a caparisoned horse, throwing javelins into innocent hay bales that never did anything to her. A Pennsylvania native, she currently lives in the beautiful wine county of Oregon.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dark urban fantasy in the best gothic tradition\n\nReview: In each book of the Ravensblood series, author Shawna Reppert ticks off a laundry list of time-honored gothic novel elements, but subtly makes them her own:\n\n *Orphaned young heroine, family members whove met untimely deaths. Despite her revered family name, orphaned Cassandra Greensdown, the primary focus of Book 1, struggles to overcome her past association as apprentice and lover to dark mage Corwyn Ravenscroft. But it is the also-orphaned Ravenwhose mistreatment because of his dark family legacy has made him an outcast, and whose father murdered his motherwho actually embodies this trope.\n *Gloomy mansion, preferably with turrets. Ravens antique-filled home meets the requirements for this. But interestingly enough, its the house built by their mysterious opponentall modern angles and open spaces and shiny glass that conveys the cold rejection of tradition and connection to the past.\n *Weather that mirrors the frightening series of events. Ironically, the gloomy weather of the Pacific Northwest holds the comforting sense of home to Raven especially when the separated lovers are reunited on a rain-misted clifftopwhile his sojourn in sun-baked Australia is alien and disquieting.\n *Mysteriously significant piece of jewelry or other macguffin. And nothing says gothic like death magic! The Ravensblood stoneforged with Ravens blood and the deaths of his apprentice Daniel, strengthened by the deaths of two othersis the macguffin driving the plot. In the hands of their opponent, its soul-deep connection to Raven both threatens his life and the survival of everyone hes come (reluctantly) to care about.\n\nWhile the Ravensblood is the device that powers each plot, both books greatest strength lies in the complex characters of their two protagonists. Both Cass and Raven are deeply wounded, almost fatally flawed. Hes faced a lifetime of rejection from his own family and his magical world. Shes been betrayed by him at the deepest levels, both romantically and professionally. Trusting each other is hard enough, but trusting others is almost impossible.\n\nThis leads to some of the most harrowing experiences in the book, as Raven is taken on a spirit journey by an enigmatic Australian mage. But it also inspires some of the books lighter and laugh out loud humorous episodes, as the fugitive Raven must make his way without using the magic that would reveal him to his pursuers. The powerful mage who has only traveled by teleporting is almost paralyzed with fear when faced with the prospect of getting on an airplane. And hes nearly helpless as he stands, clueless, at the entry to the airport with absolutely no idea of how to get from there to the plane, only to be rescued by the pity of a little old lady.\n\nWith the complex, evolving characters of Raven and Cass as focus, and the nicely three-dimensional supporting cast, the plot is secondary. If I had a criticism, it would be that the identity and final confrontation with their enemy in Book 2 was telegraphed early and thus lacked monumental impact. But the overall style of the writing shows the authors confident grasp of setting, character, and theme.\n\nBottom line? Id give Ravens Wing five stars and look forward to the rest of the series. If you like a dark, character-driven fantasy with a strong romantic theme, this series is for you.\n\n**I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**","Product: Suzanne lives in Middlesex with her hugely encouraging husband and two children. She wrote her first novel at the age of twelve. She discovered the fantasy genre in her late teens and has never looked back. Giving up work to raise a family gave her the impetus to take her attempts at novel writing beyond the first draft, and she is lucky enough to have a husband who supports her dream - even if he does occasionally hint that she might think about getting a proper job one day. Suzanne loves gardening and has a Hebe (shrub) fetish. She enjoys cooking with ingredients from the garden, and regularly feeds unsuspecting guests vegetable-based cakes. She collects books, loves going for walks and picnics with the children and sharing with them her love of nature and photography. Suzanne is interested in history and enjoys wandering around castles. But most of she likes to escape with a great film, or soak in a hot bubble bath with an ice cream and a book.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Wonderful 3-dimensional characters in an epic fantasy\n\nReview: Not only do I enjoy tropes, but I especially like it when people play with them. Joss Whedon is a master of this one. (Need to kill the evil undead? Use a blonde teenager.) Or take Suzanne Rogersons refreshing version of the sword & sorcery genre in her Visions of Zarua.\n\nOn one level, this is a standard hero quest. But just wait for those twists! The first comes when you realize there are actually two reluctant heroes, Paddren and Jago, separated by centuries but bound by a common enemy. Another twist is that they don't even get to have sex as a motivator. The bravest, smartest, and most capable character is actually Paddrens best friend, Varnia, and shes already in a committed relationship. In fact, the only possible virgin is Paddren, and that doesnt seem to have any particular effect on the unfolding plot.\n\nDespite truly horrific and escalating visions, Paddren isn't particularly interested in saving the world from those predictions. (Of course, if I saw murdered babies and severed heads on poles every time I closed my eyes, Im guessing I might not feel like singing Kumbaya either) And Paddrens friends Varnia and Leyoich are just in it for the chance to get married. But as events unfold, the trio are caught up in escalating events which make it impossible for any of them to step away.\n\nThis is an almost flawless epic. Kind-of While paying loving and careful homage to the genre, author Suzanne Rogerson delicately gives many of its most revered tropes a decided twist. Consider how she applies the staples of the genre:\n\n 1. The quest. (Be named the Chosen One, recover the macguffin, fulfill The Prophecy, save the world. True love optional.)\n Only in Visions of Zarua, its not so much a prophecy as a chance meeting for four-year-old Paddren (who literally bumps into the guy whos been waiting to tap a Chosen One for 350 years) that gets him the Universe-Saving gig. And the hero? Its his best friend Varnia, an orphan (of course) and total badass.\n\n 2. Will they or won't they? (If its season one/book one of the series? They wont.)\n But this book is an epic standalone, and that question is answered the first time we meet Varnia in the post-coital arms of Paddrens servant Leyoch.\n\n 3. One order of super-stud hero to go? The hero is probably somewhat barbaric but definitely larger than life, an honest to gosh evil-bashing machine until his last manly breath.\n Except this time its a girl who unlocks her magical abilities, turns into the badass (and bad tempered) fighter who has to keep rescuing the others.\n\n 4. Whats in it for me? Despite the heros knee-jerk evil-fighting ways, s/he is mainly motivated by self-interest.\n I have to say that this book nails this one. Varnia and Leyoch just want to stop having to sneak around for sex, Paddren wants to avenge his mentors murder and get back to his studies, and nobody wants to face the ultimate bad guy.\n\n 5. Attractive people are good. Unattractive ones are either bad or funny. No fat, ugly appearance-challenged hero will ever stick it to the man/stop evil. Or get laid/rescue the maiden. Or even make the last-second winning run/basket/goal/WTF that cricket-thing is/save the universe.\n Author Suzanne Rogerson doesnt touch this one. (Hey, don't judgeeven Buffy and her posse were cute.)\n\n 6. If you kill the leader of the bad guys, their minions will close up shop and go away. No way will they say to themselves, Hey! Weve got this terrific org and now theres upward mobility. Evil rocks!\n This books structure, with parallel tales of two wizards separated by centuries but united by their enemies also allows for new evil leaders to emerge. But it goes even one step beyond that by asking whether evil deeds and actions can ever be truly repented, or if an evil soul can achieve redemption. These are certainly not issues that troubled Zena, Conan, or Buffy.\n\n 7. The government/suits/or maybe organized religion did it. (Duh)\n Im not touching this one because of spoilers, but its NOT what you think[clamps hands over mouth]\n\n 8. Bad guys, outlaws, and imperial stormtroopers cant shoot worth s***. Unless they are nameless extras, preferably wearing a red shirt, and its before the second commercial break. (Double duh)\n In the very best Thud & Blunder** fashion, Paddrens team manages to counter everything sent against them, often by the skin of their teeth, but with a maximum amount of carnage all around. [**Check out Poul Andersons 1977 essay or at least the early paragraph with the hilarious sendup of the genre at [...]\n 9. Horses.\n Horses.\n\nThe pace of this book is slow, epic, building gradually and escalating to the inevitable final conflict. If you're looking for a quick read, its not the book for you. But if you're ready to spend a lot of time getting to know these characters as they face the twists of their huge story, I think youll enjoy Visions of Zarua. As a reviewer, I can also say how much I appreciate the careful and meticulous editing that goes back for every clue planted along the way and slips them into the denouement. This is a big book, a truly epic story, but the small and large threads of telling two parallel stories and bringing them together to a common conclusion is beautifully done.\n\nThere were a few things that weren't favorites for me. Paddrens unrelieved bad temper and overall crabby outlook on life, while perhaps understandable, just got old quickly. Id have liked to see something happen to change the incessantly dour self-pity. Okay, so your foster-dad is killed and youve got a crush on your best friendwho is in love with your only other friendand youve got to face terrible evil to save the world. No job is perfect Another small annoyance is the timely arrival of new magical talents which seem to materialize in the nick of time just as the stakes ramp up.\n\nBut set against the epic scope of the story, the characters three-dimensional development and growth, and the meticulously thought-out plot, these are minor points. Overall, Visions of Zarua is a terrific achievement and Suzanne Rogerson is obviously a writer to watch.\n\n*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.*"],"string":"[\n \"Product: If you have a dream - go for it Life is not a rehearsal After teaching my 1000th pupil and working as a deputy head teacher in a large primary school, I decided it was time to leave the chalk face and pursue my first love: writing. In 2006 I joined the Romantic Novelists? Association?s New Writers? Scheme, honed my craft and wrote Tall, Dark and Kilted(2012), quickly followed a year later by Boot Camp Bride (2013) and Scotch on the Rocks (2015) - finalist, The Exeter Book Prize. I love the quick fire interchanges between the hero and heroine in the old black and white Hollywood movies, and I hope this love of dialogue and the meet-cute comes across in my writing. Although much of my time is taken up widening my readership, publicising Tall, Dark and Kilted, Boot Camp Bride and Scotch on the Rocks I have now finished a fourth novel - GIRL IN THE CASTLE, due for publication April 2017. I am a proud founding member of the indie publishing group: New Romantics Press and have hosted Author Events at Waterstones High Street, Kensington, and Aspinall, St Pancras, London and raised funds for local Cancer Awareness charities. As for the years I spent as a teacher, they haven?t quite gone to waste as I am building up a reputation as a speaker on the subject of self-publishing and how to craft and finish your novel! I hope you enjoy reading GIRL IN THE CASTLE ? I had enormous fun writing it and am currently in the planning stages for #5.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Romance in a Scottish castlecomplete with kilts, wiskey, and a ghostly piper. What more could you ask for?\\n\\nReview: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess lived in an ivory tower and dreamed of growing up to become a professor of history. Now with her newly minted PhD in hand, Dr. Henriette Bruar assumes her latest discovery will put her on the fast-track to a coveted Lecturer position and research career. Instead, her career in ruins, she finds herself forced to hide from the academic world by taking a temporary position cataloging the library in a semi-derelict Scottish castle for a remote Highland laird, Sir Malcolm MacKenzie.\\n\\nBut as the decaying books fail to yield the treasures that might save either the MacKenzie clan or her academic career, Henri finds herself in unwilling conflict with almost everyone around her, from Sir Malcolm to his staff, local residents, and especially the Lairds estranged son and heir, Keir MacKenzie. Heir to a bankrupt estate, Keir unwillingly accepts Henris presence to catalog and dismantle the remainder of their once-prosperous castle. Meanwhile Henri is an unwilling observer as she watches an old tragedy continue to destroy the lives of everyone around her, while she herself keeps hearing the warning sounds of a ghostly piper.\\n\\nAdding up the de rigueur gothic romance tropesremote castle, handsome heir, beautiful young employee, jealous romantic rival, wealthy suitor, and that phantom piperand you have all the tropes of a standard romance. But tropes exist because they work. In the hands of a talented writer like Lizzie Lamb, they aren't cliches as much as they are building blocks, which she makes uniquely her own. For example, Henri doesnt insist that she has no idea what men see in her with her long legs, thick blonde hair, and green eyes. Instead, she dryly cataloges the men who only see that far and miss her driving ambition. Their second sweep often missed the stubborn line of her mouth, the determined set to her shoulders and her death stare that warneddont come too close, if you value your head.\\n\\nThe plot-killing love triangle never emerges because Henri is correctly suspicious of the motives of her admirer. And most of all, the characters are allowed to develop and grow over the course of the book. When we meet them, both Henri and Keir are damaged and flawed, each trailing chains of distrust and past tragedy. Author Lizzie Lamb lets us see their pain, suspicion, and fear of giving anyone the power to inflict more hurt. I especially enjoyed Henris steel core of confidence in her own professional training and expertise, as well as her determination to recover her academic reputation.\\n\\nIve always enjoyed Lizzie Lambs books, and especially (now that I live here myself!) those set in Scotland. She has a unique gift for creating settings and dialog that capture Scottish color, language, humor, and beauty, while realistically including the cold, the rain, and the chill of an ancient castle on a remote island. As someone who has not only lived in Scotland, but also in a medieval castle, I think shes absolutely nailed that one. Ive also spent a fair amount of time surrounded by academics, especially at English and Scottish institutions, and I have to say that there are a few things that don't seem quite so authentic there. My experience of castle ghosts makes the spectral piper seem quite a bit more likely than the English university.\\n\\nOverall, though, Lizzie Lamb weaves a terrific romance with all the trimmings. If you enjoy watching two flawed characters struggle through their emotional baggage while surrounded by the cadences of Scottish speech and the beauty of the Highlandsnot to mention whisky, kilts, and bagpipesI think youll enjoy Girl in the Castle as much as I did.\\n\\n*I received this book from the publisher or author to facilitate an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.*\",\n \"Product: Rich Leder has been a working writer for more than two decades. His screen credits include 18 produced television films for CBS, Lifetime, and Hallmark, feature films for Paramount Pictures, Tri-Star Pictures, and Left Bank Films, and four novels for Laugh Riot Press. He has been the lead singer in a Detroit rock band, a restaurateur, a Little League coach, an indie film director, a literacy tutor, a magazine editor, a screenwriting coach, a PTA board member, a commercial real estate agent, and a visiting artist for the University of North Carolina Wilmington Film Studies Department, among other things, all of which, it turns out, was grist for the mill. He resides on the North Carolina coast with his awesome wife, Lulu, and is sustained by the visits home of their three children.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The California dream gone darkly, hilariously wrong\\n\\nReview: I actually have little to add about Let There Be Linda, the new dark dark darkly hilarious book by Rich Leder, a professional writer at the top of his game.\\n\\nThere is nobody to like in this book, because everyone is some version of the California dream gone wrong. But there is plenty to love. There are two brothers who might love but cant stand each other. Theres a cop whose true love is standup comedy, and the mothers (and poodle) that a grocery store checker brings back from the dead. Mostly.\\n\\nBut for me its the dark, hilarious, almost throw-away writing itself. Lines like, He was on the wrong side of human.\\n\\nCharacter development is usually something I look for in a novel, and I supposed thats here too. Certainly, the brothers never understand themselves but they do come to a tentative understanding of their relationship.\\n\\nThere is even a theme. Maybe. The way we want to see ourselves is much more important than what we really are, or at least thats what comedy-cop Gary realizes.\\n\\n[QUOTE:] Garys cop radar clicked off, and his comedian radar clicked on, and he said, Heres what Im going to do, Judd. Im going to make you my deputy. You stay close to Mike Miller and find out whats going on with this Greenburg guy and his dog. As long as you do that, I won't arrest you. But you cant kill Miller. No killing Miller.\\n\\nCan I hurt him bad?\\n\\nGary knew he had crossed a line as precarious as the San Andeas. He saw the line and walked right over it. In his own way, he was as crazy as Judd Martin. But thats what artists did for their art; they crossed lines. He would cross back one dayor he wouldnt. It didn't matter. All that mattered now was his act.\\n\\nYoure a zombie cop, Gary said. Use your judgement.\\n\\nDont have any, Judd said. [END QUOTE]\\n\\nThis is a book about love and hate and fear and the stories people tell themselves. Im very sorry to say that there is also a completely creepy clown, but even he cant keep this from being a hilarious and somehow touching story of brotherly love and poodles.\\n\\nId give it five stars and recommend for anyone who wants an oddly appealing and laugh out loud hilarious story about horrible people doing awful stuff that somehow ends up being strangely affirming.\\n\\n***I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.***\",\n \"Product: Georgia Rose is a writer and the author of The Grayson Trilogy books: A Single Step, Before the Dawn and Thicker than Water. Georgias background in countryside living, riding, instructing and working with horses has provided the knowledge needed for some of her storylines; the others are a product of her overactive imagination! Following a long stint working in the law Georgia set up her own business providing administration services for other companies which she does to this day managing to entwine that work along with her writing. Her busy life is set in a tranquil part of rural Cambridgeshire where she lives with her much neglected family of a husband, two grown up children and two dogs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A roller-coastera not-to-be-put-down adrenaline junkies dream of a thriller\\n\\nReview: Ive been reading about Japanese sword-making for a current project, and the process sounded oddly familiar. Then I sat down to write a review of Georgia Roses Before the Dawn, the second volume in her Grayson trilogy. And I got it. A good sword has to be hard enough to hold a sharp edge, while being strong and flexible enough to absorb massive shocks without cracking or breaking. The story of Emma Grayson parallels the process of creating the katana, the masterpiece of Japanese sword-making.\\n\\nIn creating a katana, or samurai sword, the swordsmith starts with a block of carbon and iron sand, which is heated and folded over and over. Too little folding and the steel will be too flexible. Too much and the strengthening grain will disappear. In the first Grayson volume, A Single Step, Emma Grayson goes through this process. Tested over and over through devastating lossher parents, her child, her marriageshe emerges with both strength to survive and flexibility to embrace new growth and even find love. Both Emma and her new love Trent have faced their past nightmares and found the courage to commit to each other.\\n\\nThe next step in the sword-making process is to temper the blade, to make it strong and flexible by heating it to red-hot before quenching it in water. This is what Emma goes through in Before the Dawn. She and Trent are together, exploring the still-fragile bonds of their new love. They learn that his undercover work is about to follow him home, putting everyone at Melton Manor into danger. Despite her feelings of inadequacy at lacking the military training and experience of others on the estate, it falls to Emma to protect not only herself, but the wife and children of Trents partner. She has to become that strong, flexible toolwilling to use her beloved horses, a childs recollections, and even a fire extinguisher as a weapon.\\n\\nIn my review of A Single Step, I commented on the careful, deliberate pacing of the novel. No more! Before the Dawn is a roller-coaster, a not-to-be-put-down adrenaline junkies dream of a thriller. If Georgia Rose took the elements of a gothic novel and made them into her own genre in the first volume, this time she does the same with the thriller. She lays meticulous groundwork, allowing us to see Emmas doubts and fears. The action rises to edge-of-your-seat levels in the middle of the book, followed by the piece you seldom get to see in other thrillers as Emma and her friends come to terms with the lingering effects of the violence that engulfed Melton Manor.\\n\\nFor me, the definition of a five-star review is a work that not only would I not hesitate to recommend to others, but an author who goes straight to my auto-buy list. Id buy their work in hard-copyand I wouldnt ever lend it out. Before the Dawn meets all of these criteria and more.\\n\\nThe last step of sword-making is to hone the edge and provide the correct hilt so that it can be balanced, lightweight, and sharp enough to wield effectively. In the first two books, Emma Grayson has been forged into that weapon. There are still questions to be answered, about both her past and the forces who attacked Trent and the Estate. I cant wait to see how Emmanow strong, flexible, and sharp-edgedmeets those challenges.\\n\\n*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**\",\n \"Product: Kassandra Lamb has never been able to decide which she loves more, psychology or writing. In college, she realized that writers need a day job in order to eat, so she studied psychology. After a career as a psychotherapist and college professor, she is now retired and can pursue her passion for writing. She spends most of her time in an alternate universe with her characters. The portal to this universe, aka her computer, is located in Florida, where her husband and dog catch occasional glimpses of her. She and her husband spend part of each summer in her native Maryland, where her Kate Huntington series is based. Kass is currently working on Book 9 of the Kate Huntington mystery series and Book 3 of the Marcia Banks and Buddy cozy mysteries. She also has four novellas out in the Kate on Vacation series (lighter reads along the lines of cozy mysteries but with the same main characters as the Kate Huntington series).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Danger, mystery, romance, and delightful dogs!\\n\\nReview: Kasandra Lamb has provided another entertaining read for the second book in her series about struggling service dog trainer Marcia Banks and her beloved canine sidekick, Buddy.\\n\\nAs with any foster care situation, its often impossible to provide the affection and guidance your young charges need without becoming emotionally involved yourself. Marcia has fallen in love with beautiful young Lacy, one of the service dogs shes training. At the same time, shes both sympathetic to and suspicious of her new client, former military nurse (and sexual assault victim) Rainey Bryant.\\n\\nIn addition to her obvious and complex emotional problems, Rainey also appears to be the victim of a stalker. Is it her assailant from military days, angry that Raineys accusations cut short his military career? Is it her former boyfriend or even her self-centered best friend? And what secrets is her sister hiding in the house they share?\\n\\nIn the best amateur sleuth tradition, this character-driven tale takes Marcia into the path of danger. One of the requirements of the amateur detective genre is a strong connection to the policein this case, Marcias boyfriend Will, a local sheriff.\\n\\n[QUOTE:] He gestured toward me. This the girlfriend you been telling me about, who keeps getting herself in trouble? Will looked up at him, then turned his gaze to me. His eyes softened and his mouth quirked up on one end. Afraid so. [END QUOTE]\\n\\nBut both Marcia and Will have too much baggage for the course of true love to go smoothly or even allow them to communicate about where the difficulties lie. At the same time, Raineys fragile emotional and mental state interferes with her training process with Lacy. And as if that isn't enough, there is a real and physical danger from Raineys stalker which turns deadly when first Marcias dog and then her friend are poisoned.\\n\\nIn the best amateur sleuth tradition, Marcia decides its up to her to protect her dogs and her client (decidedly, in that order!) by investigating the crimes herself. This is set against her developing relationship with Will, stalled now partly because Sheriff Will's department is understaffed, but mostly because of the inability on both sides to communicate, and the need both have to guard against being hurt again.\\n\\nThe only thing that I wish had gone differently was some foreshadowing and red herrings that failed to hide the fairly obvious villain. One problem with a cozy detective story as opposed to a police procedural, is that the murderer pretty much has to be someone involved in the story, with clues shared fairly (along with red herrings). And if there are relatively few characters, it makes it easier to guess the killers identity too early in the story.\\n\\nAuthor Kassandra Lamb handles these issues with humor and a light touch. There are well-rounded supporting characters so necessary to any series, and a nice sense of life in a small Florida town. Shed caught me, one time early on, eyeing her unusual garb and had cackled. Honey, this is Florida, land of wear whatever ya darn well please.'\\n\\nAnd amateur detective Marcia also has a sense of humor about her attempts to play detective. I silently cursed TV shows and mystery novels that taught people how to commit crimes more effectively.\\n\\nBut despite the emotional roadblocksfor both Marcia and Raineywe do get to see characters and relationships develop over the course of the story. And even more fun for me as reader, we get to find out more about the surprisingly fascinating process of teaching dogs to become the companions that let an emotionally or physically challenged person function in the real world. For example, I had no idea that dogs learn not only from their trainers, but from observing other dogs as well. Kassandra Lamb is absolutely brilliant about the way she showcases the growth of the books real starsthe ones with paws and a tail.\\n\\n**I received this book for free from the publisher or author in order to provide an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**\",\n \"Product: Astrid V. Tallaksen grew up with a heart for stories of creatures and places outside of this world. Her love of reading quickly became a love of writing. She spent several years creating content and helping writers to improve their craft on the online world of Althanas, a creative writing workshop in the guise of a roleplaying forum. A self-avowed nerd, Astrid loves science fiction, comic books, and eighties fantasy movies in the vein of The Princess Bride and Labyrinth. Her geekiness extends to annual volunteer work at the massive sci-fi convention known as Dragon*con every year in Atlanta, Georgia. In the odd times that she's not immersed in geekdom or writing, Astrid loves to sing karaoke, crochet, and spend time with her family and pets.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Heartbreak, heroism, humor, romance, and adventurefor starters.\\n\\nReview: How hard is it to write a review that doesnt include spoilers? Well, if the book in question is a straightforward romance, its a piece of cake. If its a typical mystery with clues and a final sherlockian reveal, its still fairly doable. But if its the incredible roller coaster twists and huh-I-did-NOT-see-that-one-coming turns of Astrid V. Tallaksens debut novel At Deaths Door, then all I can say is that its nearly impossible. But Im a professional. I have a university degree in literature, buckets of experience, the gall to make up words like sherlockian, boundless optimism and no earthly clue how to do it. That, however, has never stopped me before. So what Im going to do is replace everything I shouldnt tell you with the letters SA (Spoiler Alert**). (**No, don't bother clicking on the SA. You think this is some kind of techie online gaming system where you can click on the acronym and see what its hiding? Oh, please. Remember the part where I have a literature degree?).\\n\\n[Does a few stretches and breathing exercises. Right. Here goes.]\\n\\nWhat if you a) remember a family that nobody else can find, b) have a four-year-old son that everyone says doesnt exist, and oh yeahc) could talk to dead people? (Not that you would want to because all they ever do is yammer on with messages their living relatives don't want to hear, or bend your ear about some impending apocalypse, but still) And what if d) you had already been in the mental hospital for over three months? And of course, that doesnt count the part where youd triedseveral timesto commit suicide and it just doesnt work? You might start to think that maybe everyone else is right and you actually are crazy.\\n\\nSara Stone has just reached that point when she receives her first visitor since becoming an inpatient on a psych ward. Daniel is handsome, sympathetic, friendly, familiar with her and her backgroundand a complete stranger. But he seems to know her, and to be working on a plan to get her out. With no other options and a desperate need to find her son, Sara puts all of her trust in Daniel.\\n\\nAnd, despite a last-minute standoff that turns bloody when the doctor and staff turn out to be SA, it seems to work. Daniel rescues Sara and takes her to his house. Once he gets there, though, he seems strangely reluctant to fill her in on SA. But finally, he reveals that the reason she can see dead people and other spirits who are really SAs, is that he and she are actually SA themselves. In fact, Sara is the SA-ist of all SAs. So then Nope, this just isn't working.\\n\\nOkay, lets try this. I would give At Deaths Door a very solid five out of five stars. Every few pages, something else amazing happens. There is heartbreak, heroism, humor, romance, and adventure. There is deception on a biblical scale (literally), and eons of backstory. People do bad stuff for good reasons, good stuff by accident, and weird stuff that eventually (mostly) gets explained.\\n\\nAnd when a story takes thousands of years to develop, you can bet that it might not finish in one book. But even though there are many unexplained details (such as what happened to her sons father? And his sort-of father? And his other father?), this story arc has an unexpectedly satisfying resolution, while at the same time making it very clear that we will all need to stalk Ms. Tallaksen until she produces that next volume.\\n\\n(And maybe some of you need to read this wonderful book, so we can talk about the most amazing SA of all. I cant wait.)\\n\\n*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**\",\n \"Product: Gordon Rottman lives outside of Houston, Texas, served in the Army for 26 years in a number of \\\"exciting\\\" units, and wrote war games for Green Berets for 11 years. He's written over 130 military history books, but his interests have turned to adventurous young adult novels-influenced by a bunch of audacious kids, Westerns owing to his experiences on his wife's family's ranch in Mexico, and historical fiction focusing on how people really lived and thought-history does not need to be boring.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't read this book. Yet.\\n\\nReview: Confession time. I don't usually like westerns. I didn't like the Louis LAmour paperbacks my father hid under his engineering journals. I didn't like the beautiful edition of The Virginian that my grandmother gave me for my ninth birthday. I couldn't see what my mother liked about John Wayne, Gunsmoke, or Bonanza. I sniggered at Spaghetti Westerns (except the ones with Clint Eastwood, because Clint Eastwood).\\n\\nBut I absolutely loved The Hardest Ride, the first book in this series. It was firmly in the Wild West Show part of the genre, and author Gordon Rottman systematically checked off just about every trope and expectation and then proceeded to play straight with readers even as he subverted almost every trope. Cowboys, horses, guns, bank robbers, trainsall are in these books. And none are quite what I was expecting.\\n\\nThis genre subversion sneaks up gradually as young Bud Eugen narrates his journey into manhood. Hes such a nice kid that you almost don't notice as he acquires the deadly skills and expertise that will make him a legend. Maybe its the fact that hell simply never catch up withor even understandMarta, the tiny, mute girl he reluctantly rescues but never sees it coming as she becomes the center of his world. Marta is, quite simply, a force of nature.\\n\\nAnd thats why you cant read Ride Harder until youve read The Hardest Ride. Youll miss too much Marta. Sure, you could probably get a good idea of what shes all about in the very first chapter of Ride Harder. Bud and Marta have just been robbed of the money that was supposed to set them up with marriage and a ranch of their own. Bud is despondent, but Marta simply has no interest in hearing what they cant do about the situation. And despite their language differences and Martas inability to speak, these two have no communication issues.\\n\\n[quote] What you looking at me for, niña? It aint my fault. Sumbitches got the drop on us good.\\n\\nFrom under the sombrero shed taken off a dead bandito last December, her big ol black eyes were glaring a hole right through me. Shed held up her left hand to let me know again theyd taken her silver ring.\\n\\nHere it comes.\\n\\nLike a clap of thunder, she slapped her hands, stomped her sandaled foot, and jabbed her middle finger down the side trail.\\n\\n Qué? You want me to go after them thieving desperadoes? I aint got no caballo, pistola, carabina, or escopeta, the last being her own shotgun the road agents took. You know they even took your derringer, uh, poco pistola.\\n\\nShe slashed her hand cross her throat, then made a strangling motion and a scary gurgling choking noise. I know a lot of bad Mex words for people you're mad at, and I bet she was thinking all of them and some Id never heard. I say thinking, seeing Martas as mute as an angels statue, not that shes exactly an angel. [end quote]\\n\\nWhat follows is indeed gritty, funny, bloody, and ultimately satisfying on a fundamental level. Not only does it add to their growing legend, but after the money theyve recovered so bloodily is again lost in a bank robbery, it sets up Bud and Marta for the inevitable harder ride to come.\\n\\nThere are plenty of stock supporting charactersthe by-the-book Army officer, the Texas Ranger, the beautiful but shady lady, the black-Indian half breed scoutbut each is given three-dimensional life outside of their tropes, and an all-important sense of humor. Take this exchange between West Point educated officer Zach and cowboy Musty\\n\\n[quote]Honi soit qui mal y pense, said Zach. That means Evil be to him who evil thinks.\\n\\nThat aint Mex, said Musty. What is it?\\n\\nLatin.\\n\\nLatin. Aint never heard of that injun tribe. They way up north?\\n\\nMore eastward, said Zach. [end quote]\\n\\nIn addition to getting his job done, we get to see Bud take more steps on his road to maturity. And, clueless as ever, we see him trying to puzzle out just what it is that makes him love Marta.\\n\\n[quote]I liked watching her. Pretty as a filly in a parlor when she cleaned up. Her eyes, she looked at me, and I couldn't drag my peepers away from her. Even when giving me her stern look, which I saw a lot. But it was somethin else. What did Clay call her, one of those sawbuck words? Determined. Clay said that meant to never give up and to concentrate. Whatever she was doing, she was concentrating up to her chin. And there was that other thing. I jus never knew what she was going to do. Kept me with my boots in the stirrups, you know? I mean, with most cattle you jus know what they're going to do, the same old thing they all do. But theres always a few in the herd, theres no telling. Hell, all the cattle could be fighting to get away from a puma, but theres one wholl decide to go after the killer critter her own self. That would be Marta. [end quote]\\n\\nMaybe I should just be honest and say those five stars are all for Marta. But if I could, Id give a few more stars too, for the author. Not only did Gordon Rottman show us both Marta and Bud growing into formidable individuals and into a rock-solid couple without her saying a word, but he tells their story through the voice of uneducated, virtually illiterate Bud without making either of them seem stupid or pitiable. In fact, I found Buds voice so engaging that when his grammar is repeatedly corrected by the painfully well-educated (but deadly) femme fatale Mera, it makes her seem the annoying one.\\n\\nLike The Hardest Ride, I found Ride Harder impossible to put down. Please do yourself a huge favor and read it. Just don't read it first. Marta would be angry with you.\\n\\n**I received this book for from the publisher or author to facilitate an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**\",\n \"Product: Ally Shields is a Midwestern writer with a love for mystery and the paranormal. Following a career in law and juvenile justice, she took up full-time writing in 2009. In 2012 her first paranormal was published, and she has three urban fantasy series. Shields loves to travel and includes many of those settings in her novels. She enjoys hearing from readers and can be contact her through her website or found on Twitter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Riding Two Roller Coasters\\n\\nReview: Ever have to pick between two competing roller coasters at an amusement park? Reading <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Burning-Both-Ends-Guardian-Witch/dp/B00E0LCE0O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Burning Both Ends (Guardian Witch)</a>, Book 3 of Ally Shield's Guardian Witch series, is like being on both rides. At the same time.\\n\\nLike most women, when she's at work Ari Calin feels guilty for ignoring her relationships, especially with her sexy boyfriend Andreas. Of course, when she's with him, she worries about her work. But she doesn't have just any job. Ari Calin is a cop. Along with her gun, she carries a few other weapons including her stiletto, the odd spell, and her powers as a fire witch. Useful, because her beat is the supernatural otherworld of her Mississippi town, Riverdale. On one roller coaster, Ari races to rescue a kidnapped friend before an execution deadline, protect the delegates working on a coalition that could save untold lives, and find a missing cat. But her attention and emotions are split with the other roller coaster as she helps Andreas, her vampire lover, face the enemy from their past and the threat from across the ocean.\\n\\nOne of the critical elements of a successful series is not just a continuing backstory, but developing characters, and Ally Shields doesn't just deliver, she excels. Like any good relationship, Ari and Andreas face everything from hiccups to meltdowns. Ms. Shields' readers watch the compromises, growth, and change as Ari faces each development.\\n\\nIs this a perfect book? Well, I admit that I'm not a fan of having Ari share every little relationship doubt but not her clues and whodunnit theories. If this was a cozy mystery where the reader races to put clues together before the Great Detective reveals all, I would be royally pissed. But this is a paranormal thriller, and Ally Shields delivers the thrills. No, my only complaint is that I came late to the party, and now I need to go back and read the earlier books, while waiting for the next one.\",\n \"Product: From earliest childhood, Shawna Reppert has had a passion for stories for reading them and for writing them. She obtained a BA in English with a Writing Option from Penn State University and has participated in numerous writing workshops and seminars given by the likes of Charles de Lint, David Farland and Elizabeth Lyon. Two of her stories have won honorable mentions from Writers of the Future. Previous short stories sold to 10 Flash Quarterly and to Everyday Fiction. Several indie short stories are available for sale at Amazon, and her story The Beast Within appears in the steampunk anthology Gears and Levers 2 edited by Phyllis Irene Radford. Her first novel, The Stolen Luck, came out as a Carina Press e-book in May 2013 and is also available in Audible format It won a Silver Medal for original world fantasy in the 2013 Global E Books Awards and a 2014 Eppie for fantasy romance, proving that it is possible for a single novel to succeed in both genres. Her urban fantasy Ravensblood launched on Halloween 2013 after a successful Kickstarter and she is currently feverishly working on a sequel. There are a number of other works in the pipeline, including another high fantasy-male/male romance and a novel-length sequel to The Beast Within that she describes as a steampunk Victorian detective novel with werewolves. In college, Shawna volunteered at a raptor rehabilitation center, which became valuable background for her short story The Sword and the Kestrel. Shawna has always had an affinity for wolves, and used to keep a wolf-dog hybrid as a pet, giving her first-hand experience to put the wolf in her werewolves. Her current four-footed children are a Lipizzan stallion and an orange-and-black cat named Samhain. She enjoys Irish social dancing and is an ardent supporter of live Irish music. Shawna also likes to play with the Society for Creative Anachronism and can sometimes be found in medieval garb on a caparisoned horse, throwing javelins into innocent hay bales that never did anything to her. A Pennsylvania native, she currently lives in the beautiful wine county of Oregon.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dark urban fantasy in the best gothic tradition\\n\\nReview: In each book of the Ravensblood series, author Shawna Reppert ticks off a laundry list of time-honored gothic novel elements, but subtly makes them her own:\\n\\n *Orphaned young heroine, family members whove met untimely deaths. Despite her revered family name, orphaned Cassandra Greensdown, the primary focus of Book 1, struggles to overcome her past association as apprentice and lover to dark mage Corwyn Ravenscroft. But it is the also-orphaned Ravenwhose mistreatment because of his dark family legacy has made him an outcast, and whose father murdered his motherwho actually embodies this trope.\\n *Gloomy mansion, preferably with turrets. Ravens antique-filled home meets the requirements for this. But interestingly enough, its the house built by their mysterious opponentall modern angles and open spaces and shiny glass that conveys the cold rejection of tradition and connection to the past.\\n *Weather that mirrors the frightening series of events. Ironically, the gloomy weather of the Pacific Northwest holds the comforting sense of home to Raven especially when the separated lovers are reunited on a rain-misted clifftopwhile his sojourn in sun-baked Australia is alien and disquieting.\\n *Mysteriously significant piece of jewelry or other macguffin. And nothing says gothic like death magic! The Ravensblood stoneforged with Ravens blood and the deaths of his apprentice Daniel, strengthened by the deaths of two othersis the macguffin driving the plot. In the hands of their opponent, its soul-deep connection to Raven both threatens his life and the survival of everyone hes come (reluctantly) to care about.\\n\\nWhile the Ravensblood is the device that powers each plot, both books greatest strength lies in the complex characters of their two protagonists. Both Cass and Raven are deeply wounded, almost fatally flawed. Hes faced a lifetime of rejection from his own family and his magical world. Shes been betrayed by him at the deepest levels, both romantically and professionally. Trusting each other is hard enough, but trusting others is almost impossible.\\n\\nThis leads to some of the most harrowing experiences in the book, as Raven is taken on a spirit journey by an enigmatic Australian mage. But it also inspires some of the books lighter and laugh out loud humorous episodes, as the fugitive Raven must make his way without using the magic that would reveal him to his pursuers. The powerful mage who has only traveled by teleporting is almost paralyzed with fear when faced with the prospect of getting on an airplane. And hes nearly helpless as he stands, clueless, at the entry to the airport with absolutely no idea of how to get from there to the plane, only to be rescued by the pity of a little old lady.\\n\\nWith the complex, evolving characters of Raven and Cass as focus, and the nicely three-dimensional supporting cast, the plot is secondary. If I had a criticism, it would be that the identity and final confrontation with their enemy in Book 2 was telegraphed early and thus lacked monumental impact. But the overall style of the writing shows the authors confident grasp of setting, character, and theme.\\n\\nBottom line? Id give Ravens Wing five stars and look forward to the rest of the series. If you like a dark, character-driven fantasy with a strong romantic theme, this series is for you.\\n\\n**I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.**\",\n \"Product: Suzanne lives in Middlesex with her hugely encouraging husband and two children. She wrote her first novel at the age of twelve. She discovered the fantasy genre in her late teens and has never looked back. Giving up work to raise a family gave her the impetus to take her attempts at novel writing beyond the first draft, and she is lucky enough to have a husband who supports her dream - even if he does occasionally hint that she might think about getting a proper job one day. Suzanne loves gardening and has a Hebe (shrub) fetish. She enjoys cooking with ingredients from the garden, and regularly feeds unsuspecting guests vegetable-based cakes. She collects books, loves going for walks and picnics with the children and sharing with them her love of nature and photography. Suzanne is interested in history and enjoys wandering around castles. But most of she likes to escape with a great film, or soak in a hot bubble bath with an ice cream and a book.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Wonderful 3-dimensional characters in an epic fantasy\\n\\nReview: Not only do I enjoy tropes, but I especially like it when people play with them. Joss Whedon is a master of this one. (Need to kill the evil undead? Use a blonde teenager.) Or take Suzanne Rogersons refreshing version of the sword & sorcery genre in her Visions of Zarua.\\n\\nOn one level, this is a standard hero quest. But just wait for those twists! The first comes when you realize there are actually two reluctant heroes, Paddren and Jago, separated by centuries but bound by a common enemy. Another twist is that they don't even get to have sex as a motivator. The bravest, smartest, and most capable character is actually Paddrens best friend, Varnia, and shes already in a committed relationship. In fact, the only possible virgin is Paddren, and that doesnt seem to have any particular effect on the unfolding plot.\\n\\nDespite truly horrific and escalating visions, Paddren isn't particularly interested in saving the world from those predictions. (Of course, if I saw murdered babies and severed heads on poles every time I closed my eyes, Im guessing I might not feel like singing Kumbaya either) And Paddrens friends Varnia and Leyoich are just in it for the chance to get married. But as events unfold, the trio are caught up in escalating events which make it impossible for any of them to step away.\\n\\nThis is an almost flawless epic. Kind-of While paying loving and careful homage to the genre, author Suzanne Rogerson delicately gives many of its most revered tropes a decided twist. Consider how she applies the staples of the genre:\\n\\n 1. The quest. (Be named the Chosen One, recover the macguffin, fulfill The Prophecy, save the world. True love optional.)\\n Only in Visions of Zarua, its not so much a prophecy as a chance meeting for four-year-old Paddren (who literally bumps into the guy whos been waiting to tap a Chosen One for 350 years) that gets him the Universe-Saving gig. And the hero? Its his best friend Varnia, an orphan (of course) and total badass.\\n\\n 2. Will they or won't they? (If its season one/book one of the series? They wont.)\\n But this book is an epic standalone, and that question is answered the first time we meet Varnia in the post-coital arms of Paddrens servant Leyoch.\\n\\n 3. One order of super-stud hero to go? The hero is probably somewhat barbaric but definitely larger than life, an honest to gosh evil-bashing machine until his last manly breath.\\n Except this time its a girl who unlocks her magical abilities, turns into the badass (and bad tempered) fighter who has to keep rescuing the others.\\n\\n 4. Whats in it for me? Despite the heros knee-jerk evil-fighting ways, s/he is mainly motivated by self-interest.\\n I have to say that this book nails this one. Varnia and Leyoch just want to stop having to sneak around for sex, Paddren wants to avenge his mentors murder and get back to his studies, and nobody wants to face the ultimate bad guy.\\n\\n 5. Attractive people are good. Unattractive ones are either bad or funny. No fat, ugly appearance-challenged hero will ever stick it to the man/stop evil. Or get laid/rescue the maiden. Or even make the last-second winning run/basket/goal/WTF that cricket-thing is/save the universe.\\n Author Suzanne Rogerson doesnt touch this one. (Hey, don't judgeeven Buffy and her posse were cute.)\\n\\n 6. If you kill the leader of the bad guys, their minions will close up shop and go away. No way will they say to themselves, Hey! Weve got this terrific org and now theres upward mobility. Evil rocks!\\n This books structure, with parallel tales of two wizards separated by centuries but united by their enemies also allows for new evil leaders to emerge. But it goes even one step beyond that by asking whether evil deeds and actions can ever be truly repented, or if an evil soul can achieve redemption. These are certainly not issues that troubled Zena, Conan, or Buffy.\\n\\n 7. The government/suits/or maybe organized religion did it. (Duh)\\n Im not touching this one because of spoilers, but its NOT what you think[clamps hands over mouth]\\n\\n 8. Bad guys, outlaws, and imperial stormtroopers cant shoot worth s***. Unless they are nameless extras, preferably wearing a red shirt, and its before the second commercial break. (Double duh)\\n In the very best Thud & Blunder** fashion, Paddrens team manages to counter everything sent against them, often by the skin of their teeth, but with a maximum amount of carnage all around. [**Check out Poul Andersons 1977 essay or at least the early paragraph with the hilarious sendup of the genre at [...]\\n 9. Horses.\\n Horses.\\n\\nThe pace of this book is slow, epic, building gradually and escalating to the inevitable final conflict. If you're looking for a quick read, its not the book for you. But if you're ready to spend a lot of time getting to know these characters as they face the twists of their huge story, I think youll enjoy Visions of Zarua. As a reviewer, I can also say how much I appreciate the careful and meticulous editing that goes back for every clue planted along the way and slips them into the denouement. This is a big book, a truly epic story, but the small and large threads of telling two parallel stories and bringing them together to a common conclusion is beautifully done.\\n\\nThere were a few things that weren't favorites for me. Paddrens unrelieved bad temper and overall crabby outlook on life, while perhaps understandable, just got old quickly. Id have liked to see something happen to change the incessantly dour self-pity. Okay, so your foster-dad is killed and youve got a crush on your best friendwho is in love with your only other friendand youve got to face terrible evil to save the world. No job is perfect Another small annoyance is the timely arrival of new magical talents which seem to materialize in the nick of time just as the stakes ramp up.\\n\\nBut set against the epic scope of the story, the characters three-dimensional development and growth, and the meticulously thought-out plot, these are minor points. Overall, Visions of Zarua is a terrific achievement and Suzanne Rogerson is obviously a writer to watch.\\n\\n*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. 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Additional opening reserved for charger.Bugle loudspeakerUsing the principle of the bugle concentrating the voice and direct the conduction direction in order to reach the effect of increasing the volume it can increase 13 db after use and does not need any supplementary electricity it is absolutely environmental friendly saves energy and reduces emission.Micro PatternUsing micro pattern the surface can show three-dimensional patterns and would not lose colors.100% Bio-degradableUsing the environmental friendly materials which can be deposed in the nature.Format: PORTABLE AUDIO/CELLULAR ACCESSORIES Genre: SPEAKERS Age: 4716076150575 UPC: 4716076150575 Manufacturer No: LF10021-G\". The summary of the review text is \"This is super for my iPhone 4 and 4s!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, emptying the dishwasher, making food, packing lunches, etc. I enjoy listening to my iPhone while I do. Typically, I am listening to NPR, music or Podcasts while doing so. Once I get going, with the kitchen vent or running water turned on, kids trying to talk to me, sizzling on the stove, I can't hear it. So my husband purchased this Amplifier for me for Christmas.\n\nI was skeptical at first, trying to figure out if a simple moulded piece of silicone would really work. But much to my delight, IT DOES! I'd bet it makes the sounds 10x louder than without it.\n\nGood to know, it really doesn't work on my husband's iPhone 3Gs. But the iPhone 4, it works wonders on. Very impressed and would recommend to everyone!\n\n*Edited to add that this works just as well on my iPhone 4s*"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, emptying the dishwasher, making food, packing lunches, etc. I enjoy listening to my iPhone while I do. Typically, I am listening to NPR, music or Podcasts while doing so. Once I get going, with the kitchen vent or running water turned on, kids trying to talk to me, sizzling on the stove, I can't hear it. So my husband purchased this Amplifier for me for Christmas.\n\nI was skeptical at first, trying to figure out if a simple moulded piece of silicone would really work. But much to my delight, IT DOES! I'd bet it makes the sounds 10x louder than without it.\n\nGood to know, it really doesn't work on my husband's iPhone 3Gs. But the iPhone 4, it works wonders on. Very impressed and would recommend to everyone!\n\n*Edited to add that this works just as well on my iPhone 4s*"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Fatgirlslim hide and glow sleek is our first tinted firming body spray that clinically firms and tones skin over time while instantly perfecting skin with a luminous glow. Over time skin tone is enhanced, firmness is improved, and the appearance of cellulite is reduced. Instantly dull and uneven skin is perfected, skin imparts a luminous glow, and skin is softer and smoother.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Spray tan? Yes! Makes you skinny? Nope.\n\nReview: Let's be honest ladies, in the year 2015, do you really think you will spray a liquid on your skin and look magically skinnier? If you do, this product is FOR YOU! It makes you suddenly go from Stay Puft Marshmallow Man into Kate Upton. That's right!\n\nNow for the 'rest of us', this product is just silly. I am a fan of a lot of bliss products. This one turned my stomach. I volunteered to try it out for an honest review. I found the color to be ok. It goes on quickly and easily. The odor isn't very bad, the color is fine. It is just like many lotion-type tanning products I've used. the sprayer works really good.\n\nWith that said, if you are looking to have perfectly smoothed out thighs once you spray this on, then do not spend your money. Yes, skin does tighten, but it is like spraying alcohol on your face and then waiting while the skin pulls taught. This can't work enough to pull out dimples. Certainly not many dimples. Look elsewhere to cover your cellulite. I suggest a longer bathing suit or sarong.","Product: Coffee-mate 2Go lets you transform an ordinary cup of coffee into a delicious coffee treat no matter where you are; at work, school, a restaurant or on-the-go\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for travel, not as good as the original.\n\nReview: I am a fan of the Coffeemate Sugar Free Hazenut creamer and use it on a regular basis for my coffee at home. When I travel, I am often discouraged from drinking coffee at houses that offer just milk. It isn't creamy enough for me. I normally just go without and politely decline.\n\nWhen I noticed this 2GO on the shelf, I decided to give it a try on my long weekend. My father has a Keurig (which I do not at home) and I was able to make 8 cups of coffee with this creamer. Now, I am very fond of my creamer and use a lot, like 2 tablespoons, in each cup. Feel free to judge me on that but it won't change.\n\nThe creamer, while compact and easy to use, wasn't as triple concentrated as I hoped. I used a lot more than the average person to get the same taste as I do from the regular creamer. I have also tried those large office-sized containers and couldn't find a reduced amount there either. The taste was fine, if not a little less on the hazelnut side than its refrigerated counterpart.\n\nAll in all, this was a little pricey for me to buy on a regular basis, but it did the trick when in a pinch. It worked better than milk and sugar but not as good as the 'real' Coffemate products.","Product: The Dremel DigiLab 3D20 Idea Builder 3D Printer is Dremel's most reliable low-cost 3D printer for hobbyists, tinkerers and other users new to 3D printing. The simple design of the printer along with Dremel support team will help you succeed at 3D printing, even without prior experience! The printer comes fully assembled and includes a 0.5 kg spool of Dremel filament. The easy to follow quick-start guide and detailed instructions will help you begin printing right out of the box. Immediately, you will notice the attention to safety with the rigid, fully-enclosed design and 3rd party UL approval. The printer is designed to print with PLA filament onto a non-heated build plate that uses black build tape to help your prints adhere to the build plate. You can begin your printing with the high-quality models pre-loaded on the printer, which can be accessed through the 4 full-color touch screen. You can load your own files from sites such as Thingiverse, with the included Dremel 3D slicer software. An upcoming update will allow the 3D20 to use .gcode files so you can use Dremel Digilab 3D Slicer, Cura, Craftware, KISSlicer, Simplify3D, Slic3r, Repetier, and other programs to load your print files. Once you start slicing your own files you can take full advantage of the 9 x 5.9 x 5.5 build plate and 100 micron high resolution. The simple design of the extruder allows for easy maintenance with continued use of the printer. With 85 years of reliable quality, Dremel is an established brand that you can trust to support you throughout your journey. By purchasing a Dremel 3D printer, you will have access to Dremel video tutorials as well as unrivaled Dremel customer service. All the help you need will be just a quick email, live chat or phone call away. This is Dremel's most affordable 3D printer and is perfect for new users or for students.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Makes up for in fun what it lacks in instruction\n\nReview: Our family is pretty creative, computer savvy and technologically curious. When given the chance to use this 3-D printer, we jumped at it. Although the following points seem negative, we have balanced the fact that we are novices that received a free printer to test, versus someone who is buying this without prior printing knowledge. I am unsure if this is for the 3-D curious or for the experienced printer, but regardless it will work and make models just fine. The real test will be when a professional is handed this machine, is it enough for their experience? Or if a neophyte to 3-D printing decides to purchase this, will the support be enough to keep their interest once frustration kicks in?\n\nWe have opted for the latter, powering through trial and error and even purchasing more filament for color variations. We were introduced to 3-D printing thanks to this Dremel machine and will feed that curiosity with more research, instruction and help from the internet.\n\nNow, for our specific thoughts:\n\n- Software for Mac is not very user-friendly and lacks some basic polish that most Mac users will expect. You also have to override security settings in order to download it because it comes from an \"unknown developer\". Some of the settings available are not clear for the novice user (such as the \"support\" option when preparing a model for printing. There is no explanation of this setting. It was only after researching online how to deal with overhanging material in models that I correctly guessed that this had something to do with that.)\n\n- No documentation is available for the software as far as I can tell. You are pretty much on your own to figure out how it all works.\n\n- Likewise the touchscreen interface on the machine lacks some polish and is frequently unresponsive when tapping on menus.\n\n- 3D printing itself seems to work very well when you have a properly prepared model. The ones that are pre-loaded on the SD card work well. Downloading from other sites on the internet comes with mixed results. It seems to largely depend on the skill of the author.\n\n- Problems with cables running to the extruder assembly getting stuck in between the assembly and the walls of the unit. Causes the motors to click loudly until you lift the cables so that the extruder can move freely again.\n\n- Overall build quality of the printer box seems a bit flimsy. Lots of exposed electronic parts that could get bumped and damaged.\n\n- Online videos help with only the very basics of getting started. There is no real help for building your own models.\n\n- No bundled software for making custom models. If you want to make custom models you'll need to purchase software for that and each has a fairly steep learning curve.\n\nOverall impression: For someone who knows how to build custom models and understands 3D printing, this is likely a really good value. Everything seems to work very reliably. For a novice that wants to get into 3D printing, there isn't much support from Dremel You can definitely get started by using the supplied models. It is a lot of fun to watch these come together.","Product: The Nostalgia INF300 3-Gallon Stainless Steel Stirring Electric Infuser Accelerator & Dispenser quickly infuses water, liquor and cocktails with natural flavors to create a variety of signature infused drinks. Simply pair your favorite liquid with fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices and more for limitless flavor combinations. Crafted drinks are dispensed through the built-in easy-pour spigots. Each 1-gallon dispenser is stackable and includes a rotating paddle that neatly stirs the ingredients to speed up the infusion process, while allowing the flexibility to quickly offer three different infused drinks for parties and family gatherings. Turn on the LED lighted base and the unit becomes an impressive centerpiece display. Snap-on storage lids are included for side-by-side dispensing, or to refrigerate for later.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: For the Entertaining Household.\n\nReview: This is one of those specific use items that are made to look nice and sleek but really is made simply and cheaply. For the price, I wanted more.\n\nIt was shipping in the product box, which isn't very thick cardboard and has the product pictured all over it. So beware if you are shipping this as a gift. Packed in styrofoam, the product was unharmed.\n\nIn so far as entertaining, this is a great product for serving a houseful of people for a brunch, a party or small gathering. Especially if you want to offer a few different kinds of drinks. I do like that these can be stacked or unstacked and that you can use as many as needed. That's a great option. The ability to infuse the water (we love cucumber mint, basil strawberry and watermelon lime) with the added constant stirring that can help infuse it faster if you are serving a group.\n\nThe acrylic looks nice out of the box but I do worry about scratching or scuffing over time. The spigots are easy to set up although I found them tight to turn at first. I assume they will loosen up with use. They are 'chrome plated', which is a fancy tern for 'shiny silver over plastic'. I did think the lighted base is a fun twist. Serves no real purpose, just an extra feature.\n\nAll told the item is fine, the set up and use was simple. Cleaning was easy. The real problem I can see is that it is too bulky and kind of ridiculous for a family to keep out and use on a normal basis. But for a party, I imagine going through a gallon of drink really quickly. I suppose I see myself spending the evening refilling water for infusing all night. Small gathering? Special family occasions? Sure.","Product: Avery T-shirt Transfers for Inkjet Printers, 8.5 x 11 Inches, Clear, 6 Sheets (03271)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Colors are nice, transfer remains stiff\n\nReview: Every year, I make t-shirts as Valentine's Day gifts for my kids. I do things like photos of their favorite pet, game or character from a tv show. Then I print it out on a transfer and iron it on.\n\nThis year, I used these Avery T-Shirt Transfers for my Ink Jet printer. The colors when printed are bright and lovely. I used the whole sheet on one shirt and cut out the design for the other.\n\nThe cut out one was easier to iron on, the edges being not to straight and exact. I found that once ironed it was simple to pull the backing off. When I tried to remove the backing from full sheet print, it messed up the edge more than once.\n\nThe colors are really bright and the sheen wasn't too slick. I find the ones that remain shiny aren't my favorite, as I want it to look less like a transfer and more like a print when done. So after 3 washings, I am not very pleased that the whole sheet transfer print is still stiff and kind of shiny. The partial sheet seems to be less so.\n\nMy children don't care and still wear the shirts. They love them and I know both will get a lot of wear and washing.","Product: The Call of Duty: Ghosts Ear Force Spectre Limited Edition premium headset brings tournament-tested build quality, comfort and versatility to the front lines. Connect your mobile phone to the high-performance amp to take calls or listen to music while never leaving the game. From game consoles to mobile devices, the Call of Duty: Ghosts Ear Force Spectre is ready for battle.Now available for pre-order. Your Ear Force Spectre will ship in early November 2013.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More good than not-so-good.\n\nReview: The Good:\n*I found these really simple to set up and use.\n*The in-line amp is nice to have at my fingertips to adjust volume, mic volume, input my phone, etc.\n*The Chat Boost is a great option for noisy play.\n*The Mic come off so you can use the headphone with other devices.\n*Comfortable on my ears, which is a no brainer on headphones but I am constantly surprised how uncomfortable some can be.\n*Compatible with both XBox One and PS4.\n\nThe Not-So-Good:\n*The wires were a bit much at first. I questioned not holding out for the wireless version but soon enough got into a groove with the myriad of wires hanging off my face.\n*Price is high for the materials used. They feel like, which is a positive for wearing them on your head but a negative when considering longevity.","Product: Represent your favorite NFL team with your very own officially licensed NFL Premium Face-Off Controller for Xbox One. Experience enhanced gameplay with vibration feedback and impulse triggers and the audio control button located directly on the front of the controller, so you can adjust game and chat audio levels without interruptions. Plug in your headset to the 3.5mm audio jack and youre ready to chat with friends. The 10 foot detachable cable gives you plenty of room to get comfortable. With the innovative interchangeable faceplate design, gamers can easily snap on and swap out the faceplate of their choice. Pick your favorite team and join in on the fun!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good option for PC games.\n\nReview: My son was elated to get a controller that works with his PC. We are a house of Apple products but he insists on a PC for Minecraft and other online games. This controller is specifically used for an online game on Steam. It can be used with key strokes but is made 1,000 times easier with a controller. He was very excited to receive a controller that just plugs and plays.\n\nWe aren't discouraged by the cord, mostly because we will use it primarily for PC where the cord is needed. He mentioned that he wished it had a light on it so he knew when it was working, but I don't think that's imperative to its function. All of the buttons work fine and feel normal. No complaints from the main user or my husband, who occasionally will take a turn.\n\nThe football face is cool. It has texture which helps with holding the controller if your hands get sweaty or slippery. He is excited to get his free face plate that we ordered the moment it arrived with the coupon enclosed.","Product: Poise Impressa Incontinence Bladder Supports Sizing Kit, Sizes 1,2,3 (6 count)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great alternative to pads!\n\nReview: I have an 8 year old and a 12 year old. Both were just shy of 9lbs at birth. This didn't do my muscles \"down there\" any favors. So since their births, I have relied on a good washer dryer and regular pads to deal with colds that come with a lot of sneezing and coughing.\n\nThis time, I was happy to have these on hand to try. After 4 days of constantly changing my pants and underware, I finally broke out the package, read the directions fully and gave it a go. I am very happy to report that aside from a few very full bladder moments, these have worked quite well.\n\nAfter insertion, there was a slight discomfort the first few times I used them. I haven't used a tampon in many years, so I think this was just a normal adjustment. I also felt a little tightness, which I typically also feel during a pap smear. This also lessened with use. Removal can be equated to removing a nearly dry tampon. If that makes you cringe, then I would recommend investing in a water based lubricant to make it easier.\n\nI had no side effects, although using tampons was easy for me so I didn't expect to have any problems. I am fine with the #1 size for now, which honestly was larger than a super plus tampon. I would recommend anyone dealing with this issue to give this a try. Just read the directions well and know what this entails.","Product: Adding easy new DVD video burning software, new audio tools and support for the latest devices, Roxio Toast 14 Titanium keeps pace with all your digital media needs. Capture audio and video from multiple sources, and record content directly from your screen with Live Screen Capture. Easily copy CDs and DVDs, and convert video for iPad, iPhone 6/6 Plus, Samsung Galaxy 6S and other devices. Share directly to YouTube, Facebook and Vimeo. Burn files to disc with ease, complete with stylish menus, music and more. Enjoy your digital media-anytime and anywhere-with new Toast 14 Titanium.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Heck, my 9 year old uses this.\n\nReview: My 9 year old has a boy-crush on Dan TDM. If you do not know who that is, do a quick search of You Tube and you'll find him and his 9 million followers playing Minecraft and various other video games. My son has always had a hobby of recording his own videos, even at 4 with my iPhone. The next logical step was to set him up his own little studio where he also plays multiple online games and records them. I find them terribly boring and nonsensical.\n\nHowever, we tried a few free online downloads of screen casting software that just didn't pan out. Caused the programs to become laggy, didn't record well or didn't record voices. Then this copy of Roxio Toast 14 Titanium fell into our laps.\n\nIt was a super easy install on my husband's older Macbook which has been upgraded to El Capitan. And in a few minutes, my son was using the software like a pro to make his tedious, game playing videos. He is able to add voice overs and music with ease. He uploads them right to You Tube where all 8 of his subscribers hang on some of his words.\n\nI figure, if a 9 year old can install and use this software with minor parental support, how hard can it be?","Product: Multilayered shades of warming sun tones are pressed into unique patterns to deliver a healthy, luminous glow with dimension. Versatile for season-to-season use.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for Light Skin!\n\nReview: I am not a huge makeup person. I have my list of things I use daily, SPF moisturizer, powder, brows, mascara, lip gloss... the end. To add something else for me is quite brazen. I thought I'd mix it up a little and add some glow to my summer routine.\n\nI was worried about being too bronze, about looking fake from my neck up but I was totally wrong! I am pretty fair skinned and use a SPF 50 every day on my face. The color was needed.\n\nI used a super soft, fluffy brush to add a bit to the top of my forehead, then the apples of my cheeks and up my cheekbones, a touch on my nose and on my chin. Voila! It looked slightly sun kissed and a bit shiny. I loved it!","Product: T-fal A8570084 Specialty Nonstick One Egg Wonder 4.75-Inch Fry Pan Dishwasher Safe Cookware, Grey\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Might Teeny Tiny Egg Pan!\n\nReview: I was lamenting to my husband just this week that I don't like to cook breakfast because I hate to dirty up pans in the morning. Knowing that I will be cleaning up 100 dishes after dinner, cleaning in the morning too doesn't do it for me. I have relegated myself to a lifetime of cold cereal and instant oatmeal UNTIL NOW!\n\nI found this pan at Target for $5.99 on sale. I immediately fell in love. What a better way to make a quick egg, scrambled or fried than in a pan meant to fit one egg? It is the perfect size to fit on a bagel or english muffin. Wonderful for just enough scrambled eggs for my children to have before school. And you know, one tiny pan isn't any more of a pain in the butt to clean than one cereal bowl.\n\nIt is easy to clean, dishwasher safe and takes up hardly any space at all on the shelf or hanging from the pot rack. I highly recommend for those on Weight Watchers or others diet plans that require protein in the morning but none of the hassle.","Product: CRST-D Features: -Easily de-crusts sandwiches and cuts into dyno shapes. -Great for back-to-school promotions and year-round. -Top rack dishwasher safe. -BPA free. -Patented. Product Type: -Slicer and cutter. Finish: -Green. Base Material: -Plastic. Handle Material: -Plastic. Operation: -Manual. Item Type: -Handheld. Dishwasher Safe: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -1.2\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -4.5\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -4.25\". Overall Product Weight: -0.08 lbs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Make School Lunches Fun!\n\nReview: When I peruse some of these Mom blogs and children sites, I am shocked at how much time and energy these moms were taking in making their child's food. Lucky for the non-supermom among us, these were invented.\n\nI was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\n\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\n\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta.\n\nWe also put it on the top shelf of the dishwasher each and every time we use it. Its is durable!\n\nif nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.","Product: Sandwich Crust Cutters, Heart Shaped.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for an extra WOW in the school lunch!\n\nReview: I was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\n\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\n\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta. if nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.","Product: CRST-D Features: -Easily de-crusts sandwiches and cuts into dyno shapes. -Great for back-to-school promotions and year-round. -Top rack dishwasher safe. -BPA free. -Patented. Product Type: -Slicer and cutter. Finish: -Green. Base Material: -Plastic. Handle Material: -Plastic. Operation: -Manual. Item Type: -Handheld. Dishwasher Safe: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -1.2\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -4.5\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -4.25\". Overall Product Weight: -0.08 lbs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Make School Lunches Fun!\n\nReview: When I peruse some of these Mom blogs and children sites, I am shocked at how much time and energy these moms were taking in making their child's food. Lucky for the non-supermom among us, these were invented.\n\nI was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\n\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\n\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta.\n\nWe also put it on the top shelf of the dishwasher each and every time we use it. Its is durable!\n\nif nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.","Product: Sandwich Crust Cutters, Heart Shaped.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for an extra WOW in the school lunch!\n\nReview: I was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\n\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\n\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta. if nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.","Product: These innovative cutting tools remove the crust from bread creating fun dolphin and heart shaped sandwiches that any child will love. They're great for school sandwiches, parties and more. They make party prep work fun and easy, and are sure to please kids of all ages. Hand wash or safely clean on the top rack in the dishwasher.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Wonder and fun for school lunches!\n\nReview: I already have the hearts, trains and dinosaurs, so I was pleased to find the dolphin to supplement our collection.\n\nI love these because they are easy to use and easy to clean. As long as you are using 'typical' sized bread, like Wonder and Nature's Own, there isn't a problem. Just line up the cutter on the bread, make sure you are in a hard, flat surface and push straight down. While pushing, wiggle ever so slightly back and forth to release the crusts from the cutter. Voila! Done.\n\nIf the bread is very soft, it will smash the sandwich some. It does take some effort to push it through things like meat and harder cheeses. Sometimes, I would recommend cutting the bread first and separately before you create the sandwich. We like to do this with grilled cheese. Cut the bread, butter the bread, put on the pan and add cheese. Makes it loads easier.\n\nMy favorite part is that I can toss these into the dishwasher and not have to think about them again.","Product: The USA Pan 8Piece cookware set is a set of 5-Ply clad stainless steel cookware that includes a 7-inch 1.65 quart sauce pan with cover, a 4 quart stock pot with cover, an 8 quart stock pot with cover, an 8-inch 1.9 quart chef skillet, and a 10-inch 3 quart chef skillet. This USA Pan 8Piece cookware set provides home chefs with premium cookware that cooks your food the way it should -- rich with flavor and packed with nutrients. This is the perfect set for the master home chef looking to cook restaurant-quality food in a home kitchen. The aluminum core and technologically advanced metallic design for all 8 pieces allow for maximum heat transfer and even heat distribution. The craftsmanship of each individual item exemplifies the premium quality and high performance that has made USA Pan the predominant leader in the commercial baking industry. Each lid cover features a vapor seal design which seals in flavor and essential vitamins and nutrients in your sauces, broths, meats, and vegetables. Each USA Pan 5-Ply stainless-steel cookware item in this 8Piece set undergoes an 18-step process that ensures excellence on every stove top. Each individual pan and cover is hand polished to a mirror shine, providing a stunningly vibrant appearance in the kitchen and on the table. Every item in this set is dishwasher safe, allowing for quick and easy clean-up. They are also oven safe, allowing for delicious crisp finishes to your favorite gourmet meals. For more than 50 years, USA Pan has provided professional-grade baking pans to leading bakeries. USA Pan cookware is made in America and is supplied with a limited lifetime warranty. USA Pan provides innovative and reliably durable cookware that deliver professional grade results to home kitchens.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice pan with no sticking!\n\nReview: Other than having a see through lid, this pan is perfect. And while I realize some prefer solid lids, I always open my pots too often if I can't see what's inside. With that said, I was very happy when sauteing mushrooms, that nothing at all stuck to the pan. It was easy to stir using a silicone spatula. I did not have any residue in the pot even after I was done. While I love stainless steel cookware, I have burnt things on them which rendered them useless forever. Perhaps I wasn't the cook I hoped I was back then.\n\nI was pleased that the handle wasn't too hot to touch and the lid even kept its cool. Was warm, but not too hot. This was a great side for a small saucepan, reheating soup, making a quick sauce, cooking ramen for my 14 year old in a flash. Dishwasher safe, too? I am sold.","Product: The Elevate Set includes six Elavate Utensils: Spaghetti Server, Slotted Spoon, Ladle, Slotted Turner, Solid Spoon and a Flexible Turner. Elavate utensils feature an innovative weighted handle to prevent the utensil's head from touching worktop surfaces. This maximizes hygiene whilst minimizing mess and eliminates the need for a spoon rest. Each of the tools have heat resistant, up to 240C / 480F, heads and are ideal for use with non-stick cookware. Ergonomic soft grip handles. Utensils are dishwasher safe. Gift boxed. By Joseph Joseph, masters of form and function.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Regret waiting so long to buy.\n\nReview: I have been looking at these utensils for a while, ever since I bought my first Joseph Joseph product. I just couldn't justify the purchase when I already had these tools in different forms. Now I wish I had bought them sooner.\n\nI use the slim spatula every morning when I make eggs. I love the slotted spoon for making pasta, the ladle is great for soups and stews, the pasta spoon, larger spatula and non-slotted spoon are wonderful. These fit nicely in my utensil holder, and I love that they are weighted. I can set them down at any time and not worry that I am getting pancake batter on the counter and that I am not soiling my spoon with anything that might be on the stove.\n\nThey feel good in my hand and even after lots and lots of use, the colors are bright and the surfaces aren't scratched or burnt.\n\nMy one single complaint is that in the smaller spatula, water seems to gather inside it when in the dishwasher. If I forget to drain it, I'll get dishwasher water in the thing I am cooking when I use it. And that kind of sucks, you know? But it wasn't enough to not keep the set and doesn't outweigh the pros.","Product: The freshpockets man's lunchbox is a fashionable and functional approach to lunch on-the-go. The insulated lining of the pocket keeps food and drinks warm or cool, and the design adds a modern twist to the traditional lunch bag. Plus, by using this lunch pocket you'll cut down on plastic and paper bag consumption; it's an option for carrying any meal or snack. Pocket made of nylon. Pocket easily wipes clean, inside and out. Overall, pocket measures 10 by 8 by 2-1/2-inch. Tested lead safe.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun for the boys\n\nReview: My husband just went from working at home to working in an office. Knowing that he is opposed to a purse-like lunch bag (who isn't, really?), I was happy to find something as plainly descriptive as \"Man's Lunchbox\". And boy, is it.\n\nIt is plain olive green. The outside is kind of a puffy jacket feel, with seams on the fabric. There is one zipper and a tiny black loop for a hook. That's all. The inside is a silver insulated material. No pockets, no straps, no interior separators.\n\nI bought the 9 square cooling gel thingy recommended by others. It works well and freezes very quickly. We also use larger containers than make sense with this and it fit them due to to pack's ability to morph shapes. It held the ice pack, a 2 cup ziploc container and a soda just fine. He stuffed it into his messenger bag and was on his way.","Product: This fabric shower curtain hangs in seconds as there is no need to remove the rod. The built in rings flex over the rod for simple installation. The curtain is 71\" x 74\" and includes a vision window to allow extra light in the shower stall. Also included is a water repellent snap in/snap out Peva liner (70\" x 54\"). Available in Beach Pebble print .\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Lovely but there's mold!\n\nReview: I loved my shower curtain at first. With no light directly above the shower and sadly, a windowless bathroom, the mesh panel was a welcome choice in shower curtains. We bought a curved rod and this has made all of the difference in feeling like a whole new bath/shower.\n\nThe curtain was easy to install and I absolutely love the face that the liner is attached to the shower curtain itself. It makes it easier to keep it all in place and helps to keep the water inside the tub even with the curved rod.\n\nHowever, we noticed mold beginning to form on the liner that stays inside the tub. I took it off, washed it and even used bleach to try and get rid of it. It wouldn't budge. I decided that since I used bleach I had killed the mold and I would avoid new forming by hanging the end of the curtain up to dry after bathing and that still didn't work. More mold.\n\nNow I am online looking for a liner replacement. I am going to guess that it is much more expensive than the disposable $5 liners one can buy with a regular curtain. So decide if this if for you with that information.","Product: 33565 Features: -Spill resistant travel. -Perfect size for 6 lbs chicken or 4 lbs roast. -Simple programmability. -Automatically switches to warm when time is up. -Cook and warm indicator lights. -Lid latch strap anchors lid securely for easy travel. Product Type: -Slow cooker. Shape: -Oval. Finish: -Silver/black. Number of Items Included: -3. Portable: -Yes. Removable Interior: -Yes. Warming Setting: -Yes. Operation Type: -Programmable. Dishwasher Safe: -Yes. Capacity: -6 Quarts. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -10.4\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -16.1\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -12\".\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not a magic wand, but does it's job just fine.\n\nReview: I'm always confused when people buy a crock pot and expect it to create culinary masterpieces right out of the box, with no testing and no warmth emanating from the appliance.\n\nSure, the outside gets hot but it is cooking, so does the oven. I place mine on top of the stove to cook because I know its safe and out of the way, but a countertop will do just fine. It is big, big enough to hold a chicken or large roast. But this was a selling point, not a deterrent. There are plenty of smaller slow cookers on the market.\n\nI have used it several times now. I played with it first and used it while I was at home to monitor cooking times. The whole chicken was delicious and cooked just fine. The second time I used it I programmed it for when we weren't at home. I LOVED how it switched to warm when it was done, keeping our soup ready to eat when we walked in the door.\n\nSure, its big and you need quite a bit of room to store it, but that's the price you pay.","Product: Presto HeatDish Parabolic Heater Plus Footlight Feels Like 3 Times the Heat, Costs 1/3 Less to Operate than Ordinary Electric Heaters. The PRESTO HeatDish Plus Footlight parabolic electric heater uses a computer-designed parabolic reflector to focus heat, like a satellite dish concentrates TV signals, so it feels three times warmer than 1500 watt heaters, yet uses a third less energy. Because it warms you directly, you feel the heat almost instantly without first heating the entire room. Features: Focuses heat where it's needed most ... on you! Keeps you toasty warm so there is no need to heat the entire room. Costs a third less to operate than 1500 watt heaters. Because it uses just 1000 watts, it can help save enough on electric bills to pay for itself in as little as one year. Handy top-mounted thermostatic control maintains the desired temperature automatically.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good amount of heat directly at your body.\n\nReview: We have a sad, drafty house. Thankfully, this has been a mild winter but it hasn't stopped us from feeling the chill on occasion. We had walked past this heater time and time again at Costco and each time remarked at how hot it was.\n\nWhen looking for a space heater, we tried so many things before this one and not one helped take the chill off us. Big heaters, little heaters, ceramic and fancier. Nothing worked.\n\nSo we tried this one. I was hopeful that the Parabolic heater would stop our toes from getting cold and our fingers from freezing. It did! Like other posters before me, I was pleased that this doesn't make any noise at all. There is no fan or whirring of heater coils. The dish is big enough to heat your body in a sitting position.\n\nThe alarm is alarming, so loud! There is a dial setting for low, medium and high. It is light to carry and not difficult to move. We love to turn it on right when we get up in the AM and allow it to heat the room a little before heading to work.\n\nThere are a few things that I don't love. First off, if you want to heat more than one person in a room, you will have to sit exactly next to each other or it won't work. Sure, this is pretty obvious from 'personal heater', but it really is large to just heat one person.\n\nAlso, if it sits on the floor, you have very warm feet. If it sits on a raised mantle, you have a scorched face. My children would think it hilarious when they walked through the room and got a whoosh of heat blasted at them.","Product: The Featherweight stick vacuum can be used on low pile carpets, area rugs and hard floors for quick clean-ups around the house. Since its so lightweight, its ideal for keeping on-hand in a nearby closet so you can use it anytime you notice some dirt on the floor. Since its foot is easily removed, you can use it on above-floor surfaces like furniture and countertops as well. Attach the crevice tool to clean hard-to-reach areas.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Its a DustBuster on a stick!\n\nReview: So here's the thing, is the ol' broom and dustpan just not working for you? Do you have low pile carpet with rubber backing that doesn't work with a large vacuum cleaner? Then this is for you.\n\nOut of the box, it was very easy to get put together. The stick broom came in 3 parts, the stick, the handvac and the carpet insert. The stick clicked into the handvac with ease, the carpet insert just literally stuck into the opening of the handvac. After plugging it in, it was good to go.\n\nI tried it on various items; kitty litter, sand, crumbs, dirt, small pebbles and carpet. Everything worked just fine, except for the regular carpet. Not so great but I really didn't think it would be. It was best on sand and dirt on my hardwood floors. I also appreciate that it is easy to use on entryway mats and carpets that are very low pile with rubber backing.\n\nThe cord was long enough to travel around my living room and adjacent kitchen. It is easy to disassemble when you want to just use the handheld vacuum. The only real disappointment was the lack of storage for the one attachment. All in all it was easy to operate, easy to clean and easy to store.","Product: As any craftsman will tell you, using the right tools makes any task easier and more enjoyable. All of our functional and durable tools are created with usability and good hygiene in mind. From Vegetable Peelers and Silicone Spatulas to Corkscrews and Can openers, Swissmar's kitchen tools are designed to make food preparation a joy. Introducing a new line of quality multi-purpose mills from Swissmar. The Uma mill is an upside-down mill with soft-touch top. With a fully adjustable grind and a corrosion-proof ceramic mechanism, these multi-purpose mills are built and designed to cater to your every need. Fresh tastes better, so grind with confidence and choose a Swissmar mill. Includes a ceramic grinder which is harder than steel, odorless, rust and corrosion proof, 10 year warranty.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very cute and easy to use!\n\nReview: I have enjoyed having this tiny pepper mill. We have a larger one that we use for cooking but that sits near the stove. I have resisted getting another for the table because they are all so big. I bought a novelty one (because who doesn't want a pepper mill shaped like a squirrel?) but it really stinks.\n\nThis one was ready right out of the package. I removed the tag and adjusted the little handle at the top to adjust the grind. I opened the top easily to figure out how to add more peppercorns. Simple, easy and pretty. It's small size allows it to easily sit on my crowded table top next to the napkins, salt, ketchup and the like. It is plastic, but won't get heavy duty food-prep use.","Product: 17N4 Features: -Easy to use. -Dual DirtLifter power brushes. -Patented HeatWave technology provides two sources of constant heat to maximize cleaning. -Cleans better with less effort. Color: -Silver/Green. Material: -Metal/Plastic. Number of Items Included: -1. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -45 Inches. Overall Width - Side to Side: -13 Inches. Overall Depth - Front to Back: -19.5 Inches. Overall Product Weight: -32 Pounds.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: BIG machine is great for BIG jobs\n\nReview: Did I mention that this is BIG?\n\nFrom delivery of box to total set up, the process of assembly took only 20 minutes. I found the directions to be really simple. We have 8 year old carpets that had never been shampooed and I didn't want to pay the money for a professional. We are lucky to have dark grey carpets, so stains aren't as much as a problem as pet hair.\n\nWhen assembled, the machine is big but not too heavy. There is a handle placed lower on the machine to make it easy to carry up the stairs with one hand. The removal of the tank from the unit was simple and filling it was easy. Although, I had to do it in the bathtub and not the sink because the tank wouldn't fit under my faucet. The only problem there was holding the tank as it filled up with water was increasingly difficult when it was full. After the top was reattached, it could be held and carried as a bucket, which was much easier. (I did use the enclosed cleaning formula which was about exactly enough for 2 whole fill ups.)\n\nWith the tank full of water, this was no longer an easy machine to maneuver. The first room I did is a bedroom that is about 13x17. Using the unit was simple. Press trigger for water and release for just suction. You are able to see the amount of water being sucked up through the clear top of the tank and cover. Pretty nifty! I found the carpet to be damp but not soaked after 2 passes and almost just damp after 2 passes of the suction only. Also, the water remained very warm, so much so that the floor where I was done was warm for a couple of minutes after I was done. It wasn't very easy to make turns, so unless you can do a lot of wide areas in straight lines, make sure you have plenty of 3 point turn room.\n\nI cleaned the tank and added another fresh tank of water and went along to do the 2 smaller bedrooms and the hallway. We briefly used the spray nozzle but decided early on that unless we had a small stain area or wanted to do upholstery, there wasn't a huge need for that attachment for us. Overall, my husband and I are pleased with the results. It took about 4 hours with overhead fans on to dry the floors. I thought it would be longer so this was a pleasant surprise. Although the tank water wasn't all that dirty, there was a lot of fibers and pet hair EVERYWHERE; in the machine, in clumps around the room, in the tank and on the brushes. We picked up the clumps we could see and vacuumed the rooms after they were all dry. The carpets do honestly look better.\n\nNow, our experience lost a start at cleaning out the machine after use. The pet hair tray, that it a tiny red plastic mesh piece that supposedly traps the hair before it gets into the tank was useless. There was a little hair in it but tons more all over the rest of the machine. We took out the tank and removed the bladder. My husband dumped the old water down the bathtub drain and used the shower nozzle to clean all the parts. I removed the cover to the brush area (that was covered in fibers/ hair) and he struggled to clean it. Finally, he was forced to get a screwdriver and loosen a few screws to allow room for the fibers to be removed. That was a real pain in the butt.\n\nAll in all, it took about an hour to shampoo our carpeted areas and another 30 minutes to clean out the machine. With that said, this is something that we would use maybe once or twice a year to do a 'big clean', but nothing that we would bring out for a simple clean up. Of course, having dark colored carpet helps with this a lot.\n\nThe last thing is storage. We have very little extra space, no garage or utility room, so this has to stay at my mother's house in HER garage until we need it again. It is about 1.5x the size of a large Dyson.\n\nPros:\n*Easy to Operate\n*Sturdy\n*Excellent suction to remove water\n*Nice design for extra parts and storage of cords/ hoses\n\nCons:\n*Hard to get really clean\n*Handle could use a ergonomic grip.\n*Really heavy once water is in tank/ not easily maneuvered\n*Huge footprint for storage","Product: Featuring a locking lid that seals tight for travel to family dinners, potlucks, and other events, the 6-Quart Programmable Slow Cooker simplifies meal planning and preparation by slow cooking meats and veggies to lock in moisture and flavor. The programmable time and temperature settings ensure a perfectly cooked meal every time, while the stoneware pot is removable for easy kitchen-to-table serving. When it's time to clean up, the pot and tempered-glass lid can go right in the dishwasher. And because the slow cooker uses less energy than your oven, it's an Eco-sensitive choice\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Pleasantly Surprised! - NOT... (Updated 8.20014)\n\nReview: *I am amending this review due to my recent experiences. First off, one of the rubber feet tore off while replacing it onto the shelf. Luckily, the superglue has held it back in place.\n\nMost importantly, my slow cooker has molded. It was freaky, too. I have had 4 slow cookers in my lifetime and this has never happened. I store my cooker in a lower cabinet and as a unit. I will typically wash the parts and allow them to dry, them replace the lid and store as a unit. I am guessing this was my first mistake. The really freaky part was the mold itself. It attached like a spider web, showing small crack-like appearance all over the slow cooker crock. I soaked the crock in bleach and then put it in the dishwasher. The mold came off, I waited until it was completely dry and put it back in the cabinet. Again, mold when I took it out the next time. Now I am totally afraid to use it at all. Buyer beware.**\n\nI had never heard of the Bella brand before receiving this slow cooker. I was a little nervous that I wasn't ordering a name brand that I knew, but I had no reason to worry.\n\nThis specific item is huge, with a nice, deep and wide ceramic crock that can be easily removed. I also like the lid, which is glass with a plastic handle (that doesn't get too hot to touch!) and a steam escape hole. The lid closed with a snap and is guaranteed to stay closed and locked. No more rattling lids for my crock pot!\n\nThere is a spoon rest on the backside of the lid, which holds the included plastic spoon. The buttons are large, the display is big and easy to read. I also liked the handles on the device itself, making it easy to pick up and move as a whole unit.\n\nI found some good and bad:\n\nGood:\n*Lid stays put!\n*Crock and lid both go into the dishwasher\n*Easy to program\n*With a lid that locks into place, you can unplug the entire crock and take it with you to serve at a potluck or big dinner.\n\nBad:\n*Spoon rest will hold the spoon but not when dirty. If you put it up after stirring, it will just drip on the counter. Kind of useless.\n*In order to open the lid, you have to push in a button on the front while lifting the lid with the handle. Your arm then is above the opening lid and will get right in the 'line of steam'. There is no other way to open the lid. Not cool.\n*If you want to bring this with you, you are able to remove the crock and lid as one until. However, the flap for the back hinge will just be hanging on and it won't be totally sealed.\n\nI cooked my first whole chicken in this and was very pleased. It would have been a little better had I reduced the cooking time a bit, but that could have been my fault as much as over heating. All in all, this is a good crockpot. My sister in law is using the same brand (which I didn't realize until I received mine) and has had this exact model for over 2 years.","Product: iDevices Kitchen Thermometer, White/Chrome, 8.45\" x 8.75\" x 2.7\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Spend less time staring at the oven!\n\nReview: My father cook a lot and when he does, he cooks 'big'. 2 ovens and a grill are juggled in between making side items and salads. This thermometer freed him up from the running back and forth to constantly check on his food.\n\nWith a casserole and a roast in the 2 ovens, we gave the thermometer its initial try. Loading the app was simple, it worked on both his iPhone 5 and my iPhone 6. We loved the cord storage and the ease of set up. The magnet on the unit itself made it easy to keep track of without having to set it on a surface. Both probes were put in place and we were ready to go.\n\nHe went outside to start the grill and didn't lose connection. However, the signal wasn't strong enough to get through the basement cinderblocks. Sitting on the sofa, talking with guests, and being able to take care of other preparations knowing the foods in the oven were being 'watched' was a blessing.\n\nI was happy to see that this unit takes AA batteries, which are often stocked in the house. The sleek, simple design is nice and the on/off buttons and toggle buttons are easy to use. I like how the light will change to indicate which probe temperature is being displayed. The preset temperature suggestions for meats are quite helpful for those maybe a little less knowledgable. I appreciated the recipes, too! The graph feature to see the progress of the oven was helpful, besides that the indicators weren't labeled in the horizontal view.\n\nWhen the push notification popped up telling him his roast was done, he was like a little kid. We checked and it was perfect. He is happy, I am happy and we both think this is a great addition to his kitchen.","Product: DII vinyl double bordered set of 6 vinyl placemats measure 13x19\" each and can be wiped clean with a damp sponge or cloth. The double border design can be dressed up or down and can be used indoors and outdoors. DIIs vinyl placemats are both functional and elegant. These beautifully woven placemats give a contemporary look to any tabletop. These placemats are timeless and pair well with modern tableware as well as with more traditional tableware. The double-sided weave pattern also makes it easy to switch up your table look by simply turning over your placemats. The beautifully finished edges and intricate weave pattern make these classic placemats perfect for any occasion. To view more of our products visit amazon.com/dii.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Plastic Feeling, Good for outdoor.\n\nReview: Here is my dilemma in regards to this runner; When I think of when to use a runner, I think 'decorative'. They have no real use on a table, other than to protect one small swath of an area right down the middle. So runners to me are fancy, dress up a holiday table or for table setting with guests. Not so here.\n\nThis is woven and feels plastic. Granted, it mentions the use being outdoor or indoor, so maybe you do a lot of 'dinners in the garden' and need a fancy, outdoor runner? I do not. Because of the feel and look of the fabric, this is an outdoor use only for me. Although, nothing is stopping you from putting it on a table inside. (Pajamas are wearable as outerwear, but not many choose to go to the mall in them.)\n\nOutside, it is easy to clean and has held up to sun, rain and wind. So if you are looking for an outdoor runner, this would work just fine. Looking for something exclusively for inside? Maybe keep looking for a bit.","Product: Granite Ware Heavy Gauge Open Roaster with Nonstick V-Rack holds up to 25 lbs. of your favorite roast meats. The flat bottom is ideal for making pan sauce or gravy on the stovetop and the nonstick V-rack lifts food up to avoid cooling in oils or fats. Heavier than our traditional Granite Ware products and with a double coated porcelain enamel finish construction to provide exceptional heat retention and even heat distribution. Porcelain Enamel finish is fused to steel core and custom handles are designed for easy transport. Safe for all cooktops including gas, electric, glass top and induction. Dishwasher safe. Dimensions: 20\"L X 12.125\"W X 3.5\"H. Color: Blue.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent addition to the Kitchen!\n\nReview: I do not have roasting pans in my small kitchen. This was a stretch for me to order and use, but I have loved having it.\n\nIt is a large and deep pan that will not only fit the V rack that holds roasts and chickens but take that rack out and you have an amazing pan for roasted vegetables and bone-in chicken pieces.\n\nThe pan worked wonderful for a large chicken, with the V rack completely cradling the bird. The rack does slide a bit inside the pan, which made for a tricky transition to stove top due to the shifting in weight. However, the large handles helped with that.\n\nThe pan was fairly easy to clean and I found a spot to store it. I can see using this for Thanksgiving turkey (which I haven't even done before!) and many roasts to come.","Product: This cute Zoe apron from Now Designs features a tidy collar and full skirt for a winning Retro combination. The high rounded neckline protects clothing underneath and the pretty Peter pan collar finishes the look. The full skirt accents the Retro shape and provides plenty of coverage against splatters, splashes or spills. This flirty apron is made from 100 percent cotton and measures 33 inches (total length). the apron ties at neck and waist for a custom fit. Machine washable.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Purrrfect for the cook or baker.\n\nReview: Such a cute apron and I am looking forward to wearing on Thanksgiving!\n\nThere are 2 ties, one at the neck and one at the waist, that allow this apron to fit a variety of sizes. Being on the larger end of the scale and *ahem* quiet top heavy, I found the ability to adjust quite helpful. The bust coverage was good, which is important if you don't want to look ridiculous.\n\nThe cotton isn't too stiff but not very pleasing to touch, either. I wouldn't consider it a super high end apron. I would give this as a gift, for a cook or baker or someone with a fun sense of humor.\n\nIt held up well to washing in the machine on cold and a light tumble dry.","Product: The Frigidaire convection toaster oven offers a large-capacity, non-stick interior and convection rapid cooking that gives you big oven results at close to microwave speeds, saving you time in the kitchen. Whether you are cooking a 12-inch pizza or toasting 6 slices of bread at once, you can count on evenly cooked meals and easy clean-up with the dishwasher-safe removable crumb tray. Meal preparation could not be simpler with 6 cooking settings that give you the versatility to easily make your family favorites. The 60-minute timer with auto shut-off help eliminate burning and over cooking when you get busy. Its adjustable cooking rack lets you direct the heat to where it's needed for even cooking of every meal. Accessories include one wire rack, non-stick full-sized baking pan and tray picker.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice looking, quick cooking, convection oven.\n\nReview: This is my 3rd convection toaster oven. I am a big fan especially for cooking foods for kids without having to fire up the large oven. We do not have a toaster and use this for every toaster application plus some real honest to goodness cooking.\n\nCompared to my 1st Oster, this is a very lovely and compact oven. While it is larger than its non-convection relatives, the Frigidaire does have a smaller footprint than my previous model. My second was a Black and Decker, also lovely but cooked WAY too fast and got WAY too hot. This doesn't seem like it would be a problem, but it is if you run through 3 pop tarts in one morning due to toasting to a crisp.\n\nI very much enjoy the simplicity of this model. The dials are simple and easy to use. One is temperature, one is cooking setting (toast, convection bake, broil, warm, etc) and one is a timer. There is a red light that indicates that the product is on and a pleasant ding when the timer goes off.\n\nI found this oven to warm very quickly. All toaster ovens take quite a few uses to figure out their quirks and cooking times. This one is no different. It seems to heat quickly and the convection fan is quiet when used. It toasted our bagels, heated our chicken fingers and yesterday's pizza and even baked some tilapia.\n\nI thoroughly enjoy the large pan that is included that is able to slide into a groove and create a 2nd level of cooking area in addition to the grate/ wire shelf that is included. The only negative that I can find thus far is that the crumb tray needs to be removed by opening the door and reaching in. The previous ovens had a tray with a handle that slid out from the outside of the unit. I find that a lot easier to work with.","Product: Ottomanson Ottohome Collection offers rugs and runner rugs that are both functional and decorative to contribute a trendy compliment to your space and home decor while preserving your floors from dirt, scratches, wear and tear. Our Contemporary Moroccan Trellis Design Modern Area Rug features an intricate and elegant Moroccan Trellis design in the earth hues of dark brown and cream colors with a dark brown background and popping cream colored trellis lines. Resistant to fading, stains and shedding, this durable rug offers a fuss-free maintanence and can be an ideal choice for homes with kids and pets as well as heavy traffic areas like hallways, kitchens, entryways, living rooms. Machine-woven loop texture with 100% nylon low-pile for long-lasting quality makes this rug easy to lay flat and feels comfortable under your, your kids' and pets' feet; while the non-slip rubber backing helps with grip so your rug stays safely in place without moving even when you vacuum. Convert your house into a home with a finishing touch by simply setting one rug from this collection under your kitchen table, in your living room or by your foyer to greet your guests in a gracefully welcoming manner.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not quite 'glamour' but quite useful.\n\nReview: Not sure I would use the adjective \"glamorous\", but it is a good rug for what we need it for.\n\nThe area in front of our back door is used a lot when pets go in and out, people tracking in leaves and mud, next to the dog food and water bowls. We needed a good rug that could be easily washed, not easily slid and will hold up to much use.\n\nThis rug is thinner than expected, but after a weekend of a political meet and greet, rain and wind (with falling leaves), and a sick dog tracking mud into the house, we were pleased. I tossed this rug into our washer and dryer and it came out looking like it was never used. The rubber backing kept it from sliding or moving positions, also helped when my cat spilled some water from the bowl.\n\nI would recommend this for laundry rooms, playrooms and entryways.","Product: The 5-minute pizza oven bakes your pizza to perfection in less than 5 minutes ensuring a light golden crispy crust covered in perfectly bubbling mozzarella flowing over fresh tasting toppings that ooze flavor.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not Something I Need in my Kitchen\n\nReview: Much like a toaster over or microwave, the trick with these smaller cooking appliances is to test, test test. It is all trial and error with the initial cooking times and temperatures. We used this for my daughter's birthday party, when a group of hungry 12 year old girls descended on the house for a whole day. She decided on pizza for lunch so we bought some fresh pizzas from a local place to cook on our own.\n\nBefore this, I tried several batches of frozen pizzas and foods, like chicken fingers and other appetizers. The frozen pizzas were hit or miss for doneness and time for cooking. I had a few things overcooked, a few undercooked and one accidentally incinerated. Whoops.\n\nThe fresh pizzas came out great, after playing around in advance with different items, figuring out what times and what temperatures work best. However, I am not sure this is a better tool than just using an oven. Sure, the waiting times for pre-heating are considerably less with this quick cooking appliance. But do you need another entire oven? I have a toaster oven that works fine for frozen pizzas and baking, broiling meats and the occasional pop-tart. this oven doesn't have that kind of flexibility.\n\nAll in all, this appliance isn't too large for a kitchen without a toaster and a toaster oven. It would be best suited for an apartment full of college-aged kids, a small kitchen in a church or office building, or an overnight camp that needs quick food fast for lots of kids. I liked the storage of the handle for the tray, although I did forget about it often and just used an oven mitt. The appliance took forever to cool off after using, which was a pain when I was trying not to heat up my house too much by using the 'real' oven.","Product: The Featherweight stick vacuum can be used on low pile carpets, area rugs and hard floors for quick clean-ups around the house. Since its so lightweight, its ideal for keeping on-hand in a nearby closet so you can use it anytime you notice some dirt on the floor. Since its foot is easily removed, you can use it on above-floor surfaces like furniture and countertops as well. Attach the crevice tool to clean hard-to-reach areas.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Its a DustBuster on a stick!\n\nReview: So here's the thing, is the ol' broom and dustpan just not working for you? Do you have low pile carpet with rubber backing that doesn't work with a large vacuum cleaner? Then this is for you.\n\nOut of the box, it was very easy to get put together. The stick broom came in 3 parts, the stick, the handvac and the carpet insert. The stick clicked into the handvac with ease, the carpet insert just literally stuck into the opening of the handvac. After plugging it in, it was good to go.\n\nI tried it on various items; kitty litter, sand, crumbs, dirt, small pebbles and carpet. Everything worked just fine, except for the regular carpet. Not so great but I really didn't think it would be. It was best on sand and dirt on my hardwood floors. I also appreciate that it is easy to use on entryway mats and carpets that are very low pile with rubber backing.\n\nThe cord was long enough to travel around my living room and adjacent kitchen. It is easy to disassemble when you want to just use the handheld vacuum. The only real disappointment was the lack of storage for the one attachment. All in all it was easy to operate, easy to clean and easy to store.","Product: The two-stage heating system in this deep-penetrating Conair Extreme Steam Fabric Steamer produces super-hot steam at temperatures that will unfurl your fabrics quickly and gently. Powered by 1800 watts, the steam surges through the steamer head at a temperature that's 40 percent hotter than standard garment steamers, freshening fabrics and releasing wrinkles fast. The unique triangular nozzle features a built-in creaser with a multidirectional steam setting and a metal soleplate that doubles as an iron.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for a closet full of delicates.\n\nReview: Here is the deal with clothing steamers for the uninitiated: Clothing steamers are great for people who hate to iron fabrics that don't take a lot of effort to iron in the first place. Do you have a closet full of delicate fabrics? Do you launder them at home and fret when it is time to take out the iron and ironing board? Then clothes steamers are for you!\n\nI worked in a clothing store where this was an invaluable tool. Clothes comes shipped folded in plastic bags. You hang them, give them a quick pass with the steamer and they are ready for the sales floor. Often, these are women's clothes made of rayon blends, mixed fabrics, silks, lace and more. If you have a laundry area or a large walk in closet, this would be a great place to keep this steamer, as it is somewhat compact to store. I wouldn't recommend it for someone looking to maintain a crisp, well creased business suit.\n\nPro:\n1. Easy and quick set up\n2. Quick start up, heats up quite fast!\n3. All attachments store in the base, which is great if you don't have tons of room to keep parts lying around\n4. Lasted for a good 50 minutes with a full water tank\n5. Works well on lighter, flowy fabrics\n\nCon:\n1. This doesn't work as well as a. dry cleaning or b. ironing on things like permanent press shirts and slacks. I couldn't get a good crease even with the 'crease tool'.\n2. No matter which steamer you use, they all have water droplets that get onto clothes. Sometimes these drips can cause problems are more delicate fabrics.\n3. Although the 'soft cushion brush' helped with some more delicate fabrics, I didn't really get the idea behind the fabric brush. It didn't seem to aid the steaming capabilities on any fabrics that we tried it on.","Product: food safe; bpa free\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for everyday lunches!\n\nReview: This is perfect to take chili on the go with a side of cornbread. Or have the toppings of your french onion soup for a quick preparation of crouton/ cheese when it is time to eat. Besides soup and a side though, there are tons of applications; yogurt and fruit, veggies and ranch dip, cheese and crackers.\n\nIt is a great idea for someone who wants to take a small container with a side that needs to stay separate. I found that it is 100% secure at times, but that was extremes where it feel sideways in my bag. It resists jostling and traveling. Easy to microwave and wash in the dishwasher.\n\nI am a fan of Joseph Joseph products already, so this wasn't a surprise.","Product: Brew and keep warm, up to 12 cups of great-tasting coffee with the KRUPS Savoy ET351050 Thermal coffee maker. Its large easy-to-read LCD screen and intuitive rotating knob allow for effortless brew-strength and keep-warm adjustments or for setting the timer. You can wake up to the aroma of freshly brewed coffee or have a fresh pot ready and waiting when you are entertaining. The coffee maker's bold function produces a richer, fuller-bodied taste, while its special small-batch setting ensures maximum flavor and aroma when brewing just 1 to 4 cups. Even more, its auto-on setting ensures that you have a steaming pot of coffee waiting when you wake up. The double insulated thermal carafe will keep your coffee warm up to 4 hours with minimal temperature loss. Thoughtfully designed, the coffee maker also provides a pause-and-serve function for sneaking a quick cup mid-brew. A thermal carafe comes included to keep your coffee warm for up to 4 hours with minimal temperature loss. The carafe has been especially designed with a large opening so that you can easily fit your hand inside to clean it in seconds. Other highlights include a front-facing water-level display, a clean function that reminds you when to descale, a gold-tone filter (no paper filters necessary) and a water-filtration system that helps create delicious coffee served at an optimal 180 degrees F. Attractively housed with a beautiful brushed stainless-steel face and a black body, the KRUPS ET351050 Savoy Thermal coffee maker makes it easy and quick to brew hot, robust, flavorful coffee every time and to keep them hot for hours! Get ready to savor your day. Comparison between the TURBO reg function and the BOLD function.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We are in love! Brews hot, stays hot.\n\nReview: After trying several different coffee makers, we have finally found a winner. All of the \"Pros\" are perfect and the \"Cons\" are things we can certainly live with. We had a Krups previously and loved it until a part on the interior broke after the warranty ran out. It is so worth it to get another though. Even without the carafe, this brews hot, which is our #1 most important factor. Next, the coffee tastes great with or without the \"Bold\" setting. Lastly, the carafe really does keep the coffee warm for at least 2 hours.\n\nPro:\n*Coffee brews and stays hot\n*Permanent Gold filter saves money on paper filters and doesn't add to trash\n*Looks nice on the counter\n*Contained inside stainless 'box' means less mess\n\nCons:\n*Loud beeping that we can't figure out how to quiet. It beeps once when the brewing process starts and 3 times at the finish.\n*Brew cycle can be kind of loud at times.\n*Marks on the interior of carafe for filling water reservoir to correct level would be helpful\n*Liquid gets caught inside the lid and isn't easy to get all of it out.","Product: The 5 ft. Sack is perfect for gaming rooms and movie fans everywhere. It has even officially been chosen by a number of popular Gaming magazines as the top chair for gamers. Being 5ft, it can fit two small adults, such as college students and teenagers, but is initially made for the comfort of one adult or child. Activities that have kids sitting down for hours on end require comfortable chairs, and it can't get any better than the Comfy Sack. If you're thinking of spicing things up in your basement or family room, then this would be an excellent addition. The only regret you might have is not getting more! To convince you further, Comfy Sacks being Apple Computers selected our brand to decorate their California corporate headquarters' creative rooms. Being known as makers of the highest quality of gadgets, Apple chose Comfy Sacks over the competition and we take pride in that!.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: So comfy and SO BIG.\n\nReview: This is a large chair that will take up a big space. My 13 year old loves to sit in this to play video games and read. We have it in the corner of her room.\n\nIt was packed so nicely. The insides were in a complete square, vacuum packed inside plastic. The cover was folded and in plastic too. We aren't 100% sure what it is for, but there was a cute little magnetic pocket enclosed. It took about 15 minutes to open the bag and release the vacuum seal. We worked for 10 more minutes to break up the foam chunks. I was worried about putting the cover on until I realized that it was so super easy to unzip. It also unzipped very wide so it was easy to get the contents inside. Within 10 minutes, the packaged has tripled in size.\n\nThe cover is dark dark grey and so soft. Unlike 2 previous 'poof' chairs that we've had, this one come with a REMOVABLE COVER. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, in a house with 2 kids, 2 dogs and 2 cats. It continues to puff up more and more with use. Beware that the removable cover is an imperative. All of your animals will gravitate to it and the fabric isn't pet hair resistant.","Product: Wake up to a fresh cup of coffee with Expressionist Thermal Coffee Maker's programmable High Contrast LCD Display with 24-hour timer. The Coffee Maker is equipped with Aroma Strength Selector with Bold or Regular buttons to provide you with the best coffee moment. A permanent gold-tone filter lets the full coffee bean flavor flow through to your cup, while Pure Advantage Water Filter ensures great tasting water for great tasting coffee. The Auto Start Function lets you program when you want your coffee to start brewing and the Keep Warm Function is adjustable for up to 2 hours.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Stylish Look Doesn't Make Up for Lukewarm Coffee.\n\nReview: I wanted to love this coffee maker. It is sleek looking and has all the bells and whistles I desire. I wanted to replace our boring ol' black plastic Proctor Silex with something more chic. And we did. Sadly, it just doesn't make hot coffee.\n\nAs someone who adds cream (blasphemy, I know), I prefer coffee makers that start with VERY HOT water in order to prevent my coffee from being cold once I add refrigerated creamer. After all, perfect water temperature for coffee brewing is between 195 and 205 degrees F. Serving temp should be closer to 175. Right off brew, I found it to be 150 degrees F.\n\nWe loved the removable water tank. It is easy to fill and clearly marked. The permanent gold filter made life easy, just needing to rinse the filter under water to clean. Programming took a minute to figure out, but ultimately it was great to have coffee when we woke up. The 'done brewing' beeps are VERY LOUD.\n\nThe carafe is odd, but not horrible. The lid simply twists off to rinse, although it is kind of a pain to get all the water out once done. When pouring, it wasn't difficult just sometimes splattered and sputtered. You need to hold the spout against the cup to avoid drips.\n\nWe tried to leave the pot on the warmer, even though I wasn't sure it was warming it (the directions say warmer doesn't work with stainless carafe, only glass one.) However, the warmer was warm to the touch. This either means that it is on OR the pot is seeping warm onto the pad. I thought that maybe having the carafe on the warmer was causing the heat to be allowed out. But no. Truth is this is just not brewing hot enough for our tastes.\n\nAfter a week of use we are packing it up and moving the Proctor Silex back onto the counter. It might not be as pretty, but at least my coffee is hot.","Product: The Calphalon Classic Nonstick 8-Inch Fry Pan is made with dual-layer nonstick for extra-easy food release and cleanup, and constructed from durable hard-anodized aluminum for fast and even heating. The long stainless steel handle feels comfortable in your hand and stays cool on the stovetop. Gently sloped sides and flared edges make this small non stick frying pan ideal for preparing eggs, omelets and other delicate foods.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The only thing missing is a great lid.\n\nReview: The only thing I would enjoy more is to have a lid that fits this pan. As my old pots and pans lose their luster, its time to replace with newer models.\n\nThe size of the pan is conducive to larger meals like one pan sausage, peppers and beans. It will also fit 4 grilled cheeses for those less culinary. Eggs slide off like magic. The bottom is slightly rounded for optimal sloshing. However the sides are a bit low so don't go overboard.\n\nMy husband is the official pan cleaner and has commented on how easy it is to wipe down, even after heavy tomato sauces have dried while on the stove. I appreciate that we are stuck with a glass top stove and this works well with it as I long for a gas appliance. My other favorite part is the smaller side grip. It helps when transferring a big pot of goodness into a serving dish.","Product: This Big Apple Lunch Backpack is a fun and whimsical way for your child to bring lunch on the go. Made of durable, water-resistant polyester and food-safe materials, it has an insulated interior to keep the contents warm or cool until mealtime, adjustable padded shoulder straps, a top handle, and a zippered front pocket for snacks. PVC and BPA-free. Wipe clean with warm, soapy water and dry immediately.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cute even for my 'big girl.\"\n\nReview: This might seem silly, but I got this for my 13 year old. She thinks it is the cutest thing ever and certainly beats her plain navy blue lunch bag.\n\nThe bag itself is big enough to hold a large water bottle, a bento box or compartment container, snacks, an apple, a cooling pack and a yogurt. The inside is easily wipeable and kept her lunch cold for a good 5 hours until lunchtime. The zippered compartment on the front is perfect for utensils, keeps her napkin dry and a good space for extras like candy or treats.\n\nSo she isn't the target audience for this product. Would you believe that she is an average sized 13 year old and with the straps all the way extended, she can wear it as a backpack? Its so cute and her friends think so, too.\n\nThe straps can be tightened quite a bit if you are getting this for a smaller child. The zippers are easy to use. the straps make it easy for those with puffy jackets that maybe don't want to fool with the backpack straps. I wish the were removable also.\n\nWhether your child is 5 or 13, it is a great lunchbox option.","Product: This powerful, versatile vac is designed specifically with your pets in mind. Our NEW SPIN3 PRO Brushroll helps you power through pet hair on both carpet and hard floor surfaces, while the 8ft. cleaning wand and pet turbo tool make cleaning your stairs, upholstery and hard-to-reach areas easier than ever. Our carbon filter provides a finishing touch, minimizing pet odors for a fresh clean every time.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lightweight with great suction and good pet cleaning tools.\n\nReview: The Dirt Devil felt like a toy coming out of the box. Both my husband and I were skeptical that it would satisfy our needs. It took about 5 minutes to get it all set up and ready to go. Most attachments were intuitive in their placement. It is not a quiet machine, but not as loud as some of the jet engine decibel levels we have heard before.\n\nIt picked up A LOT of pet hair during the first pass over a throw rug. We had it on the lowest carpet pile setting and it was impressive. We then used the Turbo claw pet hair tool to remove the cat and dog hair from the sofa, chairs and ottoman. Unlike the similar tool on the Dyson Animal, which seems to stop spinning when it touches fabric or has any pressure put on it, this one took a lot more of a beating. It also worked well on our stairs that have a higher pile fabric runner.\n\nThe high capacity \"XL dirt cup\" make a difference in how often you have to empty the bin. We nearly filled it with one pass over the entire house. I am not sure that makes it a great vacuum or makes us really dusty people. But obviously that large bin made a difference in our usage.\n\nOn our higher pile carpet, we turned the dial up to medium pile and that made a world of difference in collecting the pet hair plus the lower settings caused too much drag on the machine. However, we both agree that the brush should stop spinning when on wood or tile flooring mode, even if it raises up and doesn't touch the floor. it ends up just blowing hair and dust around while picking 70% of it up.\n\nWe wished the cord was 3 feet longer to not have to unplug so many times when switching rooms. Also, the plug seemed to be constantly in our way. Not sure what would remedy that besides a clip somewhere at the top of the handle to hold it up and closer to the machine instead of trailing behind. Lastly, the footprint of the Dirt Devil was small enough that it fits on the stairs so you don't have to hold it while using the brush tool to clean.\n\nWe have had the Dyson Animal for about 13 years. Other than occasionally having to 'de-hair' the brush, it has been a great investment. The Dirt Devil is a good reminder that not all vacuums have to costs several hundred dollars to work well. With a larger dirt bin and a better pet hair tool, this is a great option for someone looking for a good pet specific vacuum without paying the steep price of a Dyson. The only question remaining is longevity.","Product: Out of This World Full/Queen comforter features colorful illustrations of planets, stars, asteroids and even UFOs. The comforter has outline stitching details and printed reverse. Made of soft cotton-rich fabric, it is machine washable for easy care.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Exactly what I wanted\n\nReview: I was searching for an inexpensive comforter for my 3.5 year old who is currently obsessed with space. I found this one at Target for under $100 with the pillow sham.\n\nI was pleasantly surprised at the weight and happy that it wasn't one of those overstuffed polyester filled blankets. This is a good weight for my child who gets hot when he sleeps. We use it with just a sheet and thus far, he hasn't frozen in temps outside of 43 degrees F. Of course, its a nice 72 in here.\n\nI have not washed it yet so I can't speak to the longevity of the colors, but I was pleased with the toned down but still vibrant blues.","Product: One Crocodile Creek solar system back pack AND a matching lunchbox for one low price!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for Boys or Girls!\n\nReview: My son just outgrew his toddler backpack and needed something bigger for preschool. Watching 3 and 4 year olds walk in to his school with these monster backpacks caused me to shy away from buying anything sooner, as not to overload him at such a young age.\n\nI was pleased to find this set for several reasons:\n\n*It is just inches bigger than his toddler backpack. But those inches are enough to comfortably fit his folder (which bent in his smaller one), snack, lunch and a folded jacket.\n\n*The colors aren't blue, red and yellow but aren't too girly either. My son would bring a princess backpack if he found one that incorporated space. But this one was great in its uniqueness to not be black or primary colors.\n\n*Crocodile Creek is a brand I know from other purchases and I haven't been disappointed in anything yet.\n\nThe fabric seems durable, the zippers are well placed and solid. I can't see him wanting to carry this far beyond his preschool years, but I have no doubt that this will last well into Elementary school should I need it to.\n\nThe lunch box isn't anything special but it matches. It would have been nice to have a mesh pocket in the inside for an ice pack, but that's just me being picky. Its big enough to fit a whole lunch and a small ice pack as well.","Product: Vornado vortex heat with multi level safety protection.\nTrue whole room heater.\nCirculates heat throughout an entire room, not just a small space.\nEliminate hot and cold spots.\nCompact size fits almost anywhere in the home or office.\nWhisper quiet operation - moves air effectively with minimal noise. \nSimple to use controls.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This thing is awesome!\n\nReview: My house was built in 1977. Not sure why they skimped so bad on duct work and insulation, but it is obvious every winter that they did. The house is very drafty and tends to be much warmer upstairs than downstairs.\n\nLast winter, we tried everything in our budget to limit the drafts and heat the room. The heaters we bought left us wishing for more. Most were too loud or didn't heat the room, only a small part of it. We found this heater at half off and figured we would go for it.\n\nI was skeptical with it being a fan. We didn't want something loud or that made a lot of noise when it came on or off. We also didn't want the heating coils exposed or any part of it to be hot due to small children and animals in the house. It is fairly compact and entirely plastic on its outer shell. When operating, you can touch any part of it and not get burned.\n\nThe heater offers an off/ on switch, an auto/on fan switch, a temperature dial and a high/ low heater switch. I enjoy the auto/on because some days I like to leave it on auto to come off an on as needed. In the mornings, I like to put it on and just let it really heat up the room. Our room is large, originally a kitchen and living room, we removed a wall (which has lead to some of the circulation problems).\n\nOnce we turn this heater on, we can feel a difference in the room in just a few minutes. The difference is so obvious, we can tell halfway down the stairs. Our fan thermostat typically read 70 degrees on a 50 degree day, now it is at 74 with the heater, furnace on 69. It is just enough to get the chill off.\n\nI highly recommend this heater even at original price. I would certainly pay that much for it now.","Product: GreatCo's GE-50 is a 50\" linear electric fireplace. This modern electric fireplace comes standard with 4 LED flame settings, 13 colors of backlighting and a multi-functional remote control. Standard with the fireplace is clear/white stone, but easy to change media an well as a 6' ft cord and 2 year warranty. The Silent Force Technology Heater Fan creates a quiet and efficient electric fireplace.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Now I Need a Bigger House.\n\nReview: I have never had something delivered from Amazon via freight service so this started out as an exciting adventure. The freight company called and scheduled my delivery, was pleasant and arrived on time. The box was just huge, but not large enough that one man couldn't bring it in on a dollie and I couldn't scoot it from one place in my home to another.\n\nIt was packed very nicely, considering how fragile it was. The individual pieces, while large were not difficult to handle. The directions are clearly written and easy to follow. We chose to mount it on the wall rather than to recess it into the wall. One of the advantages to these types of decorative fireplaces is the ability to move it when necessary. It took us about 2 hours from unpacking to switching on.\n\nThe fireplace itself is mesmerizing. The stones reflect and deflect the light to give the whole room a toasty glow. The LED backlighting is also very cool (although I am not sure how often we will use this outside of hosting a Nagel print/ Duran Duran/ Rubic's Cube 80's party) and fun to play with. The kids LOVE it.\n\nThe heater is decent. Our space is a good 300 sq feet and we felt instant toastiness when we turned it on. Make sure you follow the directions to place the heater, making sure to keep it 13 inches or more from anything combustable. The remote is super useful, being able to turn the heater on and off and choose a level, the temp is displayed, backlight can be on a timer and change colors, etc. Its very cool and the kids enjoy controlling it from across the room. It was better than the TV for a while!\n\nAll in all, I wish I had a larger space for it, like a basement or big game room. That, to me, is the idea place for something as cool as this. If you have a loft or a large open area that you are looking for a focal point for, this could be your answer. But in a normal sized house in a regular neighborhood in suburbia USA, this might not be your kind of thing.","Product: Interdesign's kitchen Binz are great for cabinets, fridges, craft rooms, and more! these bins feature built-in handles and feet, and are made of durable plastic.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for refrigerator storage!\n\nReview: I am currently using this bin on our refrigerator to hold snack bags of carrots, cucumbers and tomatoes. These make healthy snacks an easy, grab and go item. This container is small enough to fit the 'shortest' shelf in my fridge (think a little taller than a Capri Sun) but big enough to hold about 12 small bags of carrots and a handful of tiny ranch containers.\n\nThere are no drain holes on the bottom, only handles on the side. So you can put goopy, juicy things in here without worry that they will drain all over your fridge. Would be great in the freezer for popsicles and icees.\n\nMade of white plastic, easy to clean, easy to use! Not just for the fridge!","Product: Since the T-Rex dinosaur lived in what is now known as western North America, he's practically a countryman! But be careful when you welcome our scaled tyrannosaurus into your library, desktop or display area, you'll be ushering in an opportunistic carnivore said to have the world's most powerful bite. Our faux archeologic find is cast in quality designer resin for Design Toscana with a distressed fossil finish before being set atop a metal stand as a wonderful collectible animal and a smart display piece! Don't wait until this gift is extinct! Simple assembly required. 10\"Wx24½\"Dx13\"H. 4 lbs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice quality, regal looking!\n\nReview: My family is loving this T-Rex. It arrived well packed in styrofoam. Easily put together by my 12 year old in 5 minutes, as it was only in a few pieces. We were pleased to see that several of the individual pieces were magnetic. The others are inserted with a thick metal pin that holds it in place. The stand is sturdy and one in place, my 9 year old poked and prodded it without it budging.\n\nThe material looks like bone. Unlike it appears in the photos, the legs do not touch the surface but float 2 inches off the base. It looks menacing and serious and will be a great addition to my husband's desk at work. Quite the conversation piece.","Product: If you're looking for a chair for your little ones and teens then the 3ft Sack is your number one choice. Not only is the small size perfect for your children and small adults, but it's also secure since ALL the inner liner of our Comfy Sack have safety break-away zippers. Just simply twist the zipper off to lock it in place once you've closed it. This gives parents a peace of mind that your children will not be able to access the inside of the bags and might accidentally eat the foam. These precautions are carefully thought of since Comfy Sacks know that many families are interested in our products and safety is a big concern for us. The current design of our chairs will assure you that every one in the family will be comfortable as well as pets!.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: REMOVABLE COVER ... enough said.\n\nReview: This is a GREAT size for a kids' room or a playroom. My giant 10 year old loves to sit in this to play video games and read.\n\nIt was packed so nicely. The insides were in a complete square, vacuum packed inside plastic. The cover was folded and in plastic too. Although there was a place for it, we did not receive the cute little magnetic pocket for this smaller chair. It took about 5 minutes to open the bag and release the vacuum seal. We worked for a few minutes to break up the foam chunks. I was worried about putting the cover on until I realized that it was so super easy to unzip. It also unzipped very wide so it was easy to get the contents inside. Within 10 minutes, the packaged has tripled in size.\n\nThe cover is dark dark grey and so soft. Unlike 2 previous 'poof' chairs that we've had, this one come with a REMOVABLE COVER. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, in a house with 2 kids, 2 dogs and 2 cats. It continues to puff up more and more with use. While it is not terribly heavy, it isn't light either. Quite a bit heavier than bean bags of 'yore.","Product: Atop its tiny pedestal, this exquisitely enameled egg, created in the style made famous by the House of Romanov's imperial jeweler in the 19th century, catches the light to showcase shapely twin handles. It is cast in pewter using the ancient lost wax method before the brilliant amber yellow enamel, faux jewels, and tiny embellishments are added. Our Basil Street-exclusive gem opens with a small magnetic latch to reveal a hidden spot to hold your tiny treasures. 3\"Wx2\"Dx5½\"H. 1 lb.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not quite up to par\n\nReview: I thought this would make a great gift for my mother, who loves Faberge Eggs. I remember being dragged to the local Art Museum time and time again to view the magically ornate eggs.\n\nWhen this arrived, I found it to be very small. Not that I didn't read the description. But somehow 5.5 inches seems smaller in person. It arrived in a plain white cardboard box in 2 pieces of cut styrofoam packing material. The 'trophy' was wrapped in plastic inside the styrofoam. For over $60 (with retail being closer to $75), I expected better packaging.\n\nThe elegance was not a total loss. It is very sparkly and heavy in my hand. Don't drop this on your bare foot. The magnet closure worked well and it was't difficult to open. It would be a great 'in plain site' secret hiding place for jewelry or a spare key. Also, in a curio cabinet or on a high shelf, maybe not being able to get so close and scrutinize the craftsmanship.\n\nIt is a little on the gaudy side. It reminds me less of a Faberge Egg and more of a cloisonné gift from a tourist shop. I also found it for less on the manufacturer's website, which makes me a little grumpy. If you are looking for a lovely, elegant gift, you'll need to take your recipient in consideration first.","Product: Perfect for happy hour, wine-tasting parties or the buffet, the Delio cheese set by Toscana, a Picnic Time brand, features a gorgeous acacia wood cutting board with a chalkboard front edge designed to write on, and comes with a natural soapstone pencil for scripting a special note to your guests. Three stake-style cheese markers with chalkboard sections also come with the board, making it easy for you to identify the specific cheeses you are serving. The Delio comes with an acacia wood handled cheese knife with a stainless steel full-tang, fork-tipped blade. This beautiful cheese board is designed with carved indents to house the markers and the knife when not in use. The Delio cheese set makes a fabulous gift! Occasionally rub the board and knife handle with food-safe mineral oil to preserve the wood. Measures 15 by 10 by .75 inches. Comes gift-boxed and is backed by the Picnic Time Family of Brands BUILT TO LAST Lifetime Guarantee.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Would make a Great Hostess Gift.\n\nReview: Let's be honest, this is made for more of a gift than a practical cheese board. And a wonderful gift it would make! The board is a rustic looking slab of wood, with all accessories needed snugly placed in their specifically carved out holes. There is a place for the knife and 3 markers. These are slate and can be written on and wiped off repeatedly with the enclosed \"natural soapstone pencil\" for writing. (There is no place to store the pencil, unless it is sat upon the knife). There is also a place on the front of the board, which is slanted, to write a message like, \"cheese board\".\n\nThis would make a lovely hostess gift or present for someone who loves to entertain. But in practice, the space for cheese is minimal due to the cut outs for the signs and knife. The knife feels a little on the cheap side, something more substantial would make me happier. It also must be wiped down with a damp cloth, never submerged in water and has to remain flat, or the things will fall out during storage.\n\nI would be happy to give this to someone hosting a holiday party, like someone from work. But as for use in my home, I will pass for something more practical.","Product: Who says you can't have it all? The KODAK EASYSHARE M1033 Digital Camera blends the latest picture-taking technology with the ultimate in style--and right at your fingertips. With innovative smart capture, it's the take-anywhere camera that does it all--automatically.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Improvement from my last\n\nReview: I replaced my second Nikon Coolpix with this Kodak. Thus far, I am liking it a lot.\n\nThe reaction time from pressing the button to the actual shot is fast enough that it captures my 2 and 5 year olds right when I want it to. No facial expressions lost, no photos of only the back of a head or one foot running away.\n\nI will fully admit to using the point and shoot options much more than all the fussy ones. I took a few self portraits on that setting and my husband is enjoying the panorama setting. Both of us have used the video.\n\nMy husband bought it for me and I suspect the fact that it had HD video capability was top on his list. I appreciate the ease of use, the large screen and small size that enables me to keep it in my front pocket at all times. I never lose a cute shot that way.","Product: Who says you can't have it all? The KODAK EASYSHARE M1033 Digital Camera blends the latest picture-taking technology with the ultimate in style--and right at your fingertips. With innovative smart capture, it's the take-anywhere camera that does it all--automatically.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Improvement from my last\n\nReview: I replaced my second Nikon Coolpix with this Kodak. Thus far, I am liking it a lot.\n\nThe reaction time from pressing the button to the actual shot is fast enough that it captures my 2 and 5 year olds right when I want it to. No facial expressions lost, no photos of only the back of a head or one foot running away.\n\nI will fully admit to using the point and shoot options much more than all the fussy ones. I took a few self portraits on that setting and my husband is enjoying the panorama setting. Both of us have used the video.\n\nMy husband bought it for me and I suspect the fact that it had HD video capability was top on his list. I appreciate the ease of use, the large screen and small size that enables me to keep it in my front pocket at all times. I never lose a cute shot that way.","Product: Belkin iPod/iPhone Desktop Docking Station\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Better for stationary iPods, not super for iPhones\n\nReview: This really does what it states, it allows the iPod/iPhone to stay in one place, raised to a good level for optimum FaceTime usage. However, the constant removal and docking doesn't do any favors to the flimsy plastic of this docking station.\n\nIt is a good size, with a small footprint to keep it easily out of the way. The USB cord is a good length, to allow placement about anywhere you need it on a desk. When in place, the phone/ ipod is kept snugly in place. Almost too snugly, which is where the problem arises.\n\nIt takes longer than it should to guarantee that the ipod/ iphone is properly in place, making sure it is charging. It feels like it isn't seated correctly and takes a few tries. Then, you must push the top clip to keep it in place. Originally, this had a small soft rubber-like insert that the ipod/iphone rested on. But this has since popped out and has proven too difficult to get back in.\n\nThe plastic clip that holds the item in place is such a royal pain to raise up in order to remove the device. As far as I can tell, even with reading the instructions, one has to reach behind the device and place your finger between it and the docking station to press a button and raise it up to release. Sure, it is tightly on the docking station but if you need to pick it up right away, it won't be quickly.\n\nI am still giving it 3 stars because like I said, it does keep it stationary, it is easily maneuvered with the bendable shaft. But simply because it is such a pain to release the device, I can't recommend it highly.","Product: Max out your music with the BOSS Audio BV9362BI In-Dash DVD Player with a 6.2\" Touchscreen Monitor. Blast out tunes on the DVD/CD player, listen to the AM/FM radio, hook up an MP3 Player or smartphone through the Auxiliary input or plug into the USB and SD ports. Bluetooth technology lets you stream audio apps like Pandora or Spotify and make calls hands-free. Change up the sound style with the Preset EQ. Control it all from the touchscreen, wireless remote, or your existing steering wheel controls (interface not included). Push your audio to its limits with the BOSS BV9362BI. For further product details, please scroll down.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not too bad for installation, too many bells and whistles to enjoy, works fine.\n\nReview: My husband has installed a few stereos before. This one proved a little more difficult but in the end he is pleased with this unit.\n\nThis receiver has a ton of features, more than we probably need. Notably, it is used mostly for podcasts and such. We typically aren't radio listeners which is a plus since the radio isn't all that great sounding on its own. I saw mentioned that someone used a power booster and had some luck. I think we will have to try that for longer trips.\n\nWe didn't have great luck with the bluetooth for calls because the microphone doesn't seem to work as well as we had hoped. It sounds muffled and too quiet. I find remotes in cars silly. But my kids like to play with it.\n\nWent and bought a wiring harness in advance. Not afraid to say that we had to call customer service a few times for help.","Product: The Jawbone J2013-02-US Jambox Mini Red Dot Bluetooth Speaker System features an app that gives you one-touch access to all your saved and streaming music. You can also personalize MINI JAMBOX and add new features as they roll out. It's the rare piece of technology that keeps getting better with time. LiveAudio playback technology lets you experience your music, movies, and games like never before - immerse yourself in three-dimensional sound. Learn more. MINI JAMBOX is small enough to fit in your pocket, and light enough that you won't even notice it - until you press play. Package Content: red dot mini jambox36-in. 3.5 stereo cable24 in. micro USB charging cablequick start guidewarranty Proprietary passive bass radiator Type 1-compliant microphone Bluetooth 4.0 (w/ BTLE) Connection 3.5 mm stereo input Micro-USB Port (charging only) Height 2.28 Width 0.96 Depth 6.06 Weight 0.57 Color Red Operating System Batteries Included Batteries Required Number of Batteries 1 Battery Type Rechargeable Lithium-ion Language English Assembly Required\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great battery life, Easy to use!\n\nReview: I've had this Mini Jambox for about a year and have very much enjoyed it. It stays in my bathroom and is used on a daily basis during morning routines and shower time. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to recharge it. That's about 20 min a day (at the least) for a year. Pretty good, I'd say.\n\nThe sounds isn't on par with the Bose that we own, but I didn't expect it to be. It is loud enough to be heard over the shower, which is what I was hoping. And the lows aren't too low and the highs aren't too high to catch all of the things I want to hear. Granted, I am mostly listening to talk radio or podcasts, so take that for what it is.\n\nIt was super easy to set up, to pair with many different devices, iPhone 6's, 5's, 4's and iPods. The controls are simple and easy to use.","Product: Think Thin: iPad mini Case Designed using our thinnest material that hugs the curves of your iPad mini, our Form Fit Coverlet is the perfect example of the old adage, Inch Less is More. Inch With the same durable construction and thoughtful design details found in all our iPad mini covers, the Form Fit Coverlet takes sleek protection to a whole new level.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A whole new level of swanky.\n\nReview: When I initially received my iPad Mini, I went out to but the Apple \"Smart Cover\". It did work for a while, Drove my son a little crazy because it would detach on him more often than on me, but I was ok with it. Sadly after a while the lovely light green color started to show dirt and fingerprints and grossness. It had to go.\n\nI was looking for something more substantial to protect the whole book and not just the screen. This Belkin cover fits the bill.\n\nIt is thick and rather soft. The cover feels smooth like suede and not like leather. The iPad fits in the back securely with no chance of falling out of the case. it folds back completely to be out of the way when I need it to be. I can also detach just part of the cover and use it as a stand. This is a nice feature for watching movies and showing items while sitting next to someone.\n\nI do think it will hold up better. The smoother surface means less stains and the purple color is just fancy enough.","Product: Kensington KeyCover Hard Shell Bluetooth Keyboard for iPad mini General Features: Pack of four (4) Black color Hard shell keyboard/case for iPad mini Supports landscape and portrait viewing Snap-in protection Rubber feet prevent sliding Magnetic stand for added support Magnetic cover enables wake/sleep automatically Bluetooth v3.0 wireless technology Charges via USB Up to 120 hours working time Up to 200 days standby time Battery specifications: 380 mAh Package Includes: Kensington KeyCover Hard Shell Bluetooth Keyboards for iPad mini USB cable Notes: Model: K39797US UPC: 0 85896 39797 7 Product Requirements: Apple iPad mini or iPad mini with Retina Available USB port (for charging)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for meetings on the go (or note taking!)\n\nReview: This was a nice addition to my technology arsenal. I was looking for an accessory to make my iPad Mini more useful to me and this has done that.\n\nI have an iPhone and a MacBook Pro, so my iPad was a middle man, only being brought out when the iPhone was simply to small for the job and lugging out a computer was overkill. However, trying to take notes on an iPad, while it lays flay on the table or holding it and trying to type with just thumbs wasn't working.\n\nI opened the keyboard and was flummoxed that the QR code and websites weren't accessible from my devices. I had to open up the PC and log in to get the directions to start up. After that it was simple. Plug this in, press this, connect that and done.\n\nI like that the keyboard becomes a case for the iPad, but it left the entire back exposed, which makes me nervous. That and the fact that it almost took a screwdriver to pry the darn thing off each time I wanted to open it for use. Hopefully, this will loosen as time goes on.\n\nThe battery lasts for a good long while and will keep you happily clicking the keys for a long time.","Product: Elevate every scene and song with this ultra-slim, 2.1 channel Bluetooth sound bar plus wireless subwoofer that delivers impressive sound and thunderous bass in any room. Stream music easily from your smartphone4 and even control your sound bar and TV with a single remote. All in a stylish, 2-inch design that lies flat or mounts discreetly on a wall. Thin has never sounded bigger.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Much improved quality and sound over basic speakers.\n\nReview: Easy set up. Mounting wasn't as easy, though. Hard to get points lined with mounting hardware. Took longer than I wanted it to. Doesnt pair with our TV remote so we need to use the one included. Not a dealbreaker, but a pain.\n\nBluetooth works well and was easy when not connecting to TV. We can play music or podcasts with the phone. Sounds great for normal TV watching, much better than basic sound. For movies, it adds much more base and depth.\n\nLost the pairing connection to woofer once and it took quite a bit of troubleshooting to get fixed. It hasn't happened since.\n\nHooked up to TV optical audio output because we use TIVO and PS4 on this TV as well. Other than having another remote, its great.","Product: 21 inch Rolling Duffel\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Awesome on a long, cross country trip!\n\nReview: I bought 2 of these, one for each of my 8 and 12 year old children, for a cross country trip. We flew from east coast to west coast and then drove for 10 days to 5 different cities. These rolling bags have been on planes (to and from plus transfers), camping at Yosemite, shoved into the back of a rental car, packed to the gills with dirty clothes and gifts for the return trip. Both held up just fine.\n\nBoth kids were looking for a bigger, more grown up suitcase without fuss and all the bells and whistles. These bags seemed perfect. They arrived flat and were easily unpacked. They came with a long strap for carrying, as well as handles that velcro together and an extendable pull handle. My 8 year old had no problem with the height of the handle. They packed 2 pairs of shoes, clothes for 6 days, stuffed animals, toiletries and a few books.\n\nEven stuffed with dirty clothes on the return trip, this was still easily maneuvered through the airport. Negatives: It doesn't sit upright because it is a duffle and not flat on the end. The fabric is slightly thin, so I am not sure how long this will last. But for the price, I don't think you can go wrong.","Product: Keep life simple. Designed to transport the necessities: iPhone, lipstick, cards and cash.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Super Cute, Tiny, Perfect Purse!\n\nReview: I love this tiny purse! I bought this to take with me to travel when I didn't need a big backpack and just a few items would do. I wear all black mostly, so the tiny black strap is nearly invisible. I love the red pop of the zippers and the lovely pale blue of the interior.\n\nThe small outer pocket is perfect for cards and cash. The interior pocket fits my iPhone 6 (not in the handy 'phone pocket', but it fits!), lipstick, keys, reading glasses and tin of mints or gum. I can also put coins in the zipper part, which I love. The back pocket fits my sunglasses perfectly (or my phone, which sticks up a bit as shown on the photo). I removed the short handle immediately and attached the longer strap. I am not a slight person and I wish that strap was just a tad longer. I would prefer that this hit me a little lower than the hip. However, I can adjust to a few inches less.\n\nThe zippers move easily, the fabric is a heavy canvas that is simple to spot clean with wet wipes. I can wrap the long straps up and tuck this into my backpack when flying and all of the money is with me. Really, just perfect.\n\nSee the photos for more details!","Product: \"The Timex Expedition Field Chrono draws design inspiration from vintage military watches. The unique dial features numerals in increments of five up to 60 and three sub-dials that track minutes, seconds, and 1/20 of a second for up to 30 minutes. An easy to operate date window is located at 4 oclock. With the Quick Date function, you can set the date on the watch without turning the crown for every 24-hour period. Just pull the stem halfway out, and turn until desired date is reached. It also offers water resistance to 330 feet (100 meters) and a durable leather strap. The Indiglo night-light uniformly lights the surface of the watch dial using patented blue electroluminescent lighting technology. It uses less battery power than most other watch illumination systems, enabling your watch battery to last longer.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rugged with a Vintage Look.\n\nReview: The case of this Timex is rugged, if a little bulky. The whole watch has a great vintage military look to it with stencil style numbers and details throughout. Pushers work well but don't offer much haptic feedback.\n\nNumbers are clear and easy to read. Hands are high contrast and also easy to spot. Indiglo feature works well in very low light situations where the hands are not picking up any ambient light. Any ambient light and the hands basically disappear with the face illuminated.\n\nThe band is much higher quality than I might have expected. The color matches the lettering on the face. It is thick and fairly stiff right out of the box, but loosens up after a few wearings. The buckle feels fairly durable and works well and is stamped with the Expedition logo looks really nice and adds to the vintage military look of the watch. My only complaint with the band is the stitching which can wick sweat up around the edges of the band and discolor it a bit. A quick hand wash with mild soap cleared it up. The nylon band dries out pretty quickly.\n\nI like this kind of watch a lot. It is stylish without being delicate or so expensive that I worry about damaging it.","Product: MEYRIN 24.5\" 4 wheel spinner charcoal SwissGear lightweight luggage with wetbag and 1.5\" expansion\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good value for a large suitcase.\n\nReview: This suitcase is so light, you will think they've made a mistake before you open the box. It arrived in this huge box that was left on my porch. I had no idea how I was going to get it inside until I tried to move it. It was feather light!\n\nThis luggage is a good value. It isn't too expensive and it is very large. My husband just packed for a 12 day International trip and filled that thing with clothes, shoes, toiletries, snacks, linens and many other creature comforts. The handle telescopes easily, the wheels seems sturdy and you can't go wrong with a spinner to make your life easy. There is a large mesh pocket on the inside and several smaller outside pockets. Thus far, it has survived 2 International flights being checked into baggage.\n\nThe material isn't very thick. It is a thin, not at all reinforced or padded box. The fact that it \"expands\" should not be a selling point, considering that the expansion is barely a couple inches. You might be able to add 2 folded towels into that extra space. It is really what you consider bare bones. However, the SwissGear brand has never done me wrong. We are counting on this to also live up to our other SwissGear products.\n\nI was quite disappointed that the description for this item was \"MEYRIN 24.5\" 4 wheel spinner charcoal SwissGear lightweight luggage with wet bag and 1.5\" expansion\" and what I got was a (albeit lovely) blue colored bag with no wet bag included.","Product: Could these skates be cooler our ultra-light sporty-pop canvas skate shoes have elasticated panels for slip on/slip off instant perfect fit. more chic than a pair of sneakers, they've got our ultra-comfy new super flexible anatomicush technology, and will put happiness at your feet!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very cute. Runs just a little big.\n\nReview: I have been buying FitFlops for years now and will continue to do so. Like the other pairs that I own, the soles are like marshmallows, so soft and so squishy. The insoles have amazing arch and heel support. I typically buy a new pair of sandals every summer and wear them until they fall apart. (Meaning, I wear them each and every day and by the end of summer, I toss and buy new ones the next year). That's about 100 days of continuous wear.\n\nThese were so cute that I couldn't help myself for a summer/ fall transition shoe. Once the cooler weather starts, I am typically a boot/ clog person. Again, all FitFlops. These slip ons are a nice, canvas-like stretchy material with toe caps and thick soles. They are super easy to get on and off, which is a bonus for someone who doesn't like to tie shoes.\n\nThe one drawback is that they do run a little big. Since I wear an 11 and one foot is nearly 1/2 size bigger than the other, I buy 11s and just deal. With these, it caused a little more rubbing on the heel, which gave me blisters. After about 5 days of breaking in, they are now just fine and no more blisters. They are comfy enough to wear without socks and in cooler or warmer weather.","Product: Five Star ultimate Tech backpack includes multiple, separate, padded compartments secure and protect laptops and other Tech devices. Padded front pocket provides safe storage and easy access. Three external ports included for listening to Music and charging Tech devices. Earbud guide secures cords to your backpack. Main storage compartment holds textbooks and other school supplies; expands up to 4 to provide extra storage space. Multiple organization pockets help keep small items neat. Side mesh pocket securely holds a water bottle. Patent-pending straps distribute weight to comfortably support a heavy load to make backpack easier to carry. Durable, water-resistant materials with reinforced stitching stand up to daily wear and tear. Limited lifetime warranty.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Holds a lot but has a few flaws.\n\nReview: I gave this backpack to my 13 year old, 8th grader. Her backpacks are filled to capacity with binders, books, laptop, notebooks and lunch. She is typically cramming her lunch into the bag in order to zip it up.\n\nThis bag did give her a lot more room. All of her times were just swallowed by this bag. It was great. A space of the laptop with padding in the front and back, lots of pocket and small areas for phones/ ipods/ earbuds/ coins. The elastic pockets on the side are large enough for a big thermos or water bottle. It has also held up really well to 2 months of middle school abuse.\n\nHowever there are some points that are odd that I want to point out:\n*The straps are attached to the inside/ top of the bag, instead of the rear. This make it quite a bit more difficult to put on. She hasn't found the sweet spot of swinging over her shoulder and then tightening the straps.\n*The zippers on the smaller compartments stick a lot. We think it is the stitching inside. Makes life hard, as they have not loosened with use like we had hoped.\n*The padding for the laptop is great on either side, front and back. But hers has now cracked on the bottom corner because the bottom has little to no padding.\n\nShe won't stop using it, with all that said, because it does hold all her stuff without having to shove and struggle. The search for the 'perfect' backpack goes on but this one will do for now. I do believe that if she had half the contents, this would be a great bag with few problems.","Product: Travel light. Engineered to reduce the stress of travel and worry of excess baggage fees synonymous with larger sized bags, this small, select collection of soft side cases features a considerably lighter profile and streamlined 4-wheel construction. Perfectly sized for extra-long weekends, this case is crafted from our exceptionally durable fxt ballistic nylon and features 360 degree wheels that are recessed to provide more interior packing space and stable multi-directional navigation.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lovely case for longer single trips or weekend couple retreats.\n\nReview: I am not a world traveller but between my husband and I, we are on the go quite often for work. We have both used this bag individually and as a couple on a few trips. It isn't so lightweight when packed, but I suppose it is lighted than a hard-sided case. The fabric is easy to wipe down using a cloth and spray. My kids enjoyed twirling the 360 degree wheels. I am not a fan of carry ons during pleasure trips, so this case works for me. It is very easy to overload it, however.\n\nThe Pluses:\n*A perfect size for a 3 day getaway for my husband and I\n*Wheels rolled very smoothly and easily\n*Side handle is comfortable as long as suitcase isn't overloaded. Telescoping handle is very solid and sturdy.\n*Interior zipper dividers were perfect for keeping each other's clothing on the appropriate 'side'. Also, I loved to keep worn clothing that needed to be laundered on one side and the clean clothes on another for the return trip.\n*The zippers move very smoothly and with ease. Too much time is devoted to crappy zippers on suitcases when trying to open.\n\nThe Negatives:\n*The lock is a pain in the butt to get sorted out. We looked the directions up online because we found nothing with the bag itself.\n*Not cheap, although the price was in range with other lines which I looked at - Samsonite, Vitrinox. I haven't used it for the long haul but I hope this lasts for a good, long while considering the price.","Product: This is the same popular valve design featured on the company\"s line of hydration packs. Made with clear Polycarbonate for incredible, impact-resistance and easy cleaning. Flip-up valve with inside hose is leak-proof and spill-proof even when it\"s left open. Integrated handle hooks easily around your finger or clips onto your bag. Not compatible with bottle cages.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great option for water drinkers!\n\nReview: I am not very interested in those aluminum bottles. I don't want to have to unscrew the cap each time I want a drink. Its a pain and not very user friendly. So when I was shopping for a Sigg bottle, reluctantly, I noticed the CamelBaks were on sale.\n\nIn all honesty, I thought CamelBaks were those backpacks with a straw that motorcyclists and bike enthusiasts use. When I played around with the bottle in the store, I was intrigued. It didn't appear that it would leak, easy to use with a straw, which I love! and even a hook to use for...well... something sporty!\n\nI bought this for me but it was quickly 'yoinked' by my husband. He uses it for water, but will sometimes but drink mixes in it as well. I find it super easy to clean, by pulling off the spout, the straw and top and putting them all in the dishwasher. We haven't had any problems yet and it has stayed clean.\n\nIf I have one mild complaint, its that some liquid will get trapped in the spout when drinking. I can't help but think that this is all spit laced water or tea that gets trapped until the next sip. But why let my creepy idiosyncrasies affect your purchase? As long as no one else is sharing my drink (or my husband's for that matter) then that shouldn't be a real problem germ wise.\n\nAll in all, this is one of the best options for water in a long time.","Product: The SKLZ Sport-Brella Portable Sun and Weather Shelter is a rugged umbrella structure with side flaps for full-cover protection. Top wind vents and side zippered windows allow for efficient airflow while internal pockets allow storage of stakes, valuables and gear UPF 50+ sun and weather protection Includes convenient carry bag plus tethers and ground stakes for extra stability\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We love this for the beach!\n\nReview: This arrived days before our first family beach vacation. I will fully admit to being nervous about my kids and I boiling in the sun for a week, so I ended up buying a cheapo discount umbrella. When the Sport-Brella came along, I jumped at the chance to try it out!\n\nIt arrived in a small but very long box. Unpacking it was simple and I didn't even bother with directions at first. I mean, it was just an umbrella after all. Not too hard to figure out. I tried it out in my living room and the thing was HUGE! With the pole fully extended, it was high enough for both my kids to walk under and nearly touched the bottom of my ceiling fan. We checked all the parts and looked for any damage but everything was intact and fine.\n\nWe packed up back up in its small carrying case and threw it in the back of the truck. At the beach, it was just as easy to unpack and set up. Even with a brisk wind, it sat solidly on the sand until we were all unpacked. We then put down the sides, anchored the back and flaps and unzipped the vents. With the wind to our backs and the ocean to our faces, we were shaded but cool and comfortable. The umbrella never moved, everything stayed perfect and we were happy beach goers. My husband and my 2 children joined me in beach chairs as we enjoyed a snack before headed back out for a swim. It is just that big.\n\nWe found this umbrella to be a perfect choice for our vacation at the beach. I am sure it will come in handy during soccer season, too!","Product: The Wagner FLEXiO 590 is an indoor/outdoor hand-held sprayer kit for all projects. The X-Boost turbine produces unmatched power and provides adjustable control, full coverage, and low overspray. The Flexio 590 comes with two nozzles to meet the needs of any project. The iSpray nozzle delivers a professional finish spaying broad surfaces with residential unthinned paints. The Detail Finish nozzle is ideal for small projects and fine finishing. The Flexio provides advanced user comfort being 50% quieter and 20% lighter than traditional airless sprayers.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy to use with sufficient prep work.\n\nReview: My husband was elated to get this sprayer! Although it took a lot of set up time to read and understand the instructions, when he was up and running things went fast!\n\nAs mentioned by so many others, prep time and cleaning of this until make all the difference in the world. If you aren't willing to take time to do either one of these (which let's admit, are no one's favorite parts of painting), then perhaps sticking to the ol' roller and brush might be a better option. However, we chose to use this sprayer for shutters and a table that needed refinishing. Both came out lovely, professional looking and were done quickly.\n\nThis is a nice sprayer with both general and detail paint sprayer heads. I like that it is light weight and not very loud. My husband appreciated that there was no need to dilute paint because it is pretty powerful and it holds quite a bit.\n\nAlthough time consuming, clean up is simple. REMEMBER: you should disassemble the nozzle. I can see this being great for painting fences and lattice, too. Wonderful for items that would shred a brush or roller and have a lot of edges. Also, since there are no brush strokes, the surfaces are smooth and wonderful.","Product: Our fleece heated vest provides instant heat with the push of a button. Instead of piling on layers when the temperature drops, slip on your fleece heated vest with Zero Layer 7v heating technology and stay warm for hours. This lightweight garment utilizes our 3 zone heating system and patent pending design to provide heat in the key body areas. The Coho is powered by a rechargeable lithium battery pack with built-in microprocessor controller that allows you to regulate the temperature output between four different levels.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Soft, warm, easy to use.\n\nReview: I had no idea what to expect with this vest. I have a daughter who is always cold and a husband who likes to ride motorcycles all year round. I figured this would be a great gift for both of them this winter.\n\nThe vest is fleece and soft. There are ample pockets inside and outside. The battery came packaged separately. Once opened, I plugged it in to charge. It didn't take anytime to get all the lights to indicate it was full. There is a pocket within a pocket on one side where the plug is. You plug the battery into the vest there and tuck it into the pocket. It isn't too bulky, which is a positive.\n\nThe vest has wires that travel around the front and back and then 3 heating patches. One on either side of the zipper at chest level and another squarely between the shoulder blades on the back. The front panels are about 4x6 inches. The back is more like 8x8 inches (these are approximate measurements). Those are the only areas that we could sense heat. It does keep the core warm and the patches heat up really quickly. On the highest setting, the heat was nearly unbearable once under a jacket and pressed close to the body. Maybe in freezing weather, this would be welcome. However, it bodes well for less than polar temps that we have in the mid-eastern US.\n\nMy daughter is 5'4\" and weighs around 140lbs. This was big on her, but I expected that. My husband normally wears an XL shirt, but is able to zip this up (granted, it would be worn under a motorcycle jacket, so we would want it snug).\n\nOur household will get a lot of wear out of this vest.","Product: Tackedoo Adults & Teens Scooter is perfect for short trips, specially designed for uneven roads and surfaces. Its dual suspension system front and rear cushion bumps on the road and optimize traction. 3 times faster than walking and 3 times further than on foot !!! Keep up with your kids on their scooter, get around faster and have fun. Amazing features include: Glide Performance: 8 in (200 mm) wheels for larger glides. The large wheels enhances push-off, thus decreasing the amount of effort required, plus they limit the risk of going over the bar. Lightweight: 11 lbs, solid aluminium frame and deck. Quick fold system with anti-pinch safety system. Easy-carry strap included. Dual Suspension: Active front and rear suspension system. ABEC 5 Bearings: 5 quality bearings to improve quality of glide. Wide deck: 13.5 in long, 5.2 in wide adjustable height: from 57 to 77, for heights: From 4'9" ft in (145 cm) to 6'4" ft in (193 cm). Max weight 220 lbs This item is not designed for sport usage.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Big Wheels and Suspension is an UPGRADE!\n\nReview: We knew this scooter was made for urban use, for an adult to ride to work on a city sidewalk or around a large campus of a college or company. However, I have a rough and tumble, big-for-his-size kid that loves to ride on the grass, off the curb at at high speeds down our block. We thought this scooter was just what he needed.\n\nThe box came packaged well with no jostling of the products inside. It was cool to unpack and easy to put together. Although there were directions, most of it was intuitive. There is one place on the directions where there was a number indicating a specific part but no definition or mention of it elsewhere. I assumed it wasn't important.\n\nThe scooter is easy to open and close. The handlebars click into place very simply. After just 5 minutes, we were all set to make a test run.\n\nBoth my son, my husband and I tried out the scooter. The adults appreciated the big tires and suspension, making it not to scary to control. It was a smooth ride but could use a little more space on the footbed. (My husband and I both wear size 11s). My son is 8 but close to 4.5 ft and 110 lbs. On the lowest handle setting, it was just the right size for him. He jumped it off the curb, rode it on the grass and on the gravel, flew down the street and our sloped paved driveway with ease.\n\nThe only negative I found was the price you pay for having children in the neighborhood be rough with the scooter. On the first day, a 6 year old flipped the handlebars around and stood on the plastic wheel cover which immediately snapped in half. Some Gorilla Glue and a few hours in a time out and it was back to normal. It did make me realize how this wasn't meant to be tossed about by kids though. Very much made for the person who respects their property.\n\nI was elated to receive this item to review and found this item to be a wonderful product that we recommend!","Product: Perfect for those with four feet or anyone who prefers a fresh start to each day. Perfect for on and off the hill.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Lovely colors, extra soft, but tight around the leg.\n\nReview: I am not familiar with this brand, so I had no idea what to expect. When they arrived, I was surprised at the bright colors (my order indicated 'dusk' but I actually got the much brighter 'tahoe'. I still love them. The colors are vivid. The socks are very soft and very thick. Inside feels like terry cloth. I can see these being very warm in the winter and adding extra padding for walking/ sports.\n\nHowever, I tried them on (a women's size 11) and they fit me great in the foot but the top was too tight. I have to scrunch them down quite a bit in order to get them comfortable on my leg.\n\nMy daughter, who wears a women's 8.5, found them a little large in the foot but ok up under the knee. They were a little tight around the leg but she seems more ok with it than I did.\n\nAll in all, they are nice socks. The softness makes up for a lot. Especially for a 13 year old who is much less picky about socks than I am.","Product: The ultimate professional batting tee, designed and developed for the Elite player. This tee is constructed with the finest materials and tested at the highest level. The hand rolled conical shaped ball holder is designed for minimum resistance and maximum durability. All players will enjoy the performance of this tee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good choice for serious players and kids, alike\n\nReview: Although the base is smaller, we like this tee much better than the XT PRO TEE which we had before. This one stands up better with less tipping because of the flexible material that holds the ball. The balls are much easier to replace over and over and the thing just stays put.\n\nThe coach repeatedly tells us that swing repetition is the best thing you can do to get better. So we tee up, over and over and over. I really like the soft cup up top that holds the ball. It takes hit after hit and never loses shape. It fits all size balls, so if you are in the backyard and just want to grab some whiffle balls or foam balls to practice on, that will work. If softball if your thing, it will hold them as well.\n\nThe fact that it is able to adjust height and can be used by kids as well as adults just makes it that much more versatile. The price seems about right considering the other 2 choices fall $20- $40 more.","Product: The Franklin Sports ZERO GRAVITY SPORTS Air Hockey packs all the fun of a larger air hockey game into a compact, portable game that will bring hours of fun. The on-board scoring system, end goal puck return and powerful total surface air blower makes you feel like you are right in the action. The game includes (2) pushers and (2) pucks. Ages 6+. Size: 20\" x 12\" x 3.8\"\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice for a rainy day gaming session.\n\nReview: It has been a rainy week and indoor play is all we have had. Add to the mix a bunch of bored neighborhood kids and I was thankful to have some new 'toys' around the let them have a go with.\n\nI'll admit, this was a pain in the butt to assemble. The pre-drilled screw holes were small and didn't line up easily. It took longer than I wanted to to put together. The strange thing is that the box seems to be large enough to accommodate the assembled product, so I am not sure why that falls to the buyer.\n\nAfter some choice words and a couple breaks for sanity, it was finally ready to go. Over the next 45 minutes, five kids from 7 to 10 years old gave this toy a beating. Pucks were flying, the game itself was shoved and pounded. Thankfully, it did hold up to the beating. The kids really enjoyed themselves.\n\nLater that evening, my husband and I gave it a go and we weren't as enthused. The table top seemed to slope down from the middle, making the puck slide more unpredictably than one would like. The puck was very thin but it didn't affect its use.\n\nThis is a fun game to have around for those rainy weeks at home or over the holidays when extended families, cousins, grandparents come to visit. This is a great gift for kids' friends!","Product: Thule Coaster is a durable bicycle trailer that provides a safe, comfortable ride and easily transforms to a stroller once you reach your destination.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good quality, great versatility.\n\nReview: Very versatile and totally worth the cost. Thule is a brand I've bought in the past and have never had a bad experience with.\n\nThis stroller/ trailer feels sturdy. If you are wondering if it will fit your bike, there is a 'fitting compatibility' PDF on the Thule site. Fortunately, my husband's was a perfect fit. This will be primarily used for a bike trailer, so this was important for us to test. It took us 20 minutes to get it all set up and on the bike. He commented on how simple the ezHitch was, and I have to agree. Once that was installed, attaching the trailer took a few seconds and the connection was extremely sturdy with the ball and clip with rubber strap.\n\nI love the fact that the rain cover and sun shade are included. They were easy to attach with the velcro straps and can roll up out of the way when not in use. I don't love that the side windows aren't mesh, as it would be nice to have that cross breeze. Even if there was a small zipper to unlock a 1/4 of the way, it would make a huge difference.\n\nWe made the conversion to a stroller at one point, but in all honesty, it was kind of a pain. I just don't like having to sit on the ground to get all the pins and clips into positions. I'll be totally honest though, I am spoiled by easy to use strollers with quick, push button changes. The handle being adjustable is a positive for couples of varying sizes.\n\nMy nieces and nephews enjoyed their trip and while we can't see ourselves collapsing this on a regular basis, it can be done for trunk storage/ transportation.","Product: Enjoy hours of fun in the sun with the timeless backyard game of croquet. Our Baden 6-player Champions Croquet Set is the perfect yard games set for enjoying hours of outdoor competition with friends and families. If youre trying to find a way to spend less time indoors and more time outside enjoying mother nature look no further. This Champions Croquet Set comes complete with everything youll need to quickly set up a match whenever you feel the urge to play. This sets detachable croquet mallet heads make it easy to fit everything included with this set conveniently back into its portable carry case. The soft grip handles are our added spin to the games classic mallet construction. The soft padded handles make the mallet feel extremely comfortable in the hand while eliminates slippage from wet or sweaty palms. Oh, you dont know how to play croquet? No worries weve got you covered, weve included a full set of official croquet rules which will have you mastering the game in no time. Grab your set today and become an outdoor games champion yourself.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good set for silly fun, but not for real games.\n\nReview: This was a fun gift for my mom for family time with the grandkids. She has a little bit of a royal family fetish, so this was partly a silly gift. However, we really did play it more than a handful of times after it was opened.\n\nThe organized case is the best part, in my opinion. It can be transported up to the pavilion on her neighborhood, outside for backyard play or to our house on Sunday afternoons. This and the price point are the big plusses.\n\nHowever, the set itself seems shoddy. The wood isn't very good quality, the mallets seem wonky after only a few times in play. The mallet heads and balls were both marked after only two games. The worst part is the dents that appeared on the balls after the very first game. Not sure how that affects use, but I am sure after a while with a growing number of dents, it won't help!","Product: If value is your game, then look no further than the Women Jenny 20 degree sleeping bag. Built to last and constructed for warmth, the Women Jenny 20 packs in a big bang for your buck. The Women Jenny 20 degree incorporates a draft tube along the anti-snag zipper that keeps out cold air and prevent heat loss. Durable construction ensures stable insulation over time. The zip together feature allows two same-size rectangle bags to be joined together to make a double wide sleeping bag. Packed Size: 10\" x 18\". Shell Fabric: Polyester Taffeta. Liner Fabric: Polyester Taffeta.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Good and the Bad\n\nReview: There are good and bad things about this sleeping bag.\nThe Good: It is nice and soft, comfy inside for my 12 year old to use during a camping trip. It kept her toasty warm in low 40 degree nights. We won't do extreme cold camping, so I can't speak to its effectiveness under 40. It is pretty and we liked the draw string up at the top for an added bit of closure.\nThe Bad: We had loads of problems with the zipper. It got stuck every time she was inside and tried to zip herself in. Someone had to be holding the bottom taught while she pulled in order for it to work. Once she was in, she was in and it was fine.\nThe Worst: Try and we might, there is just no way to get this sleeping bag back into that tiny bag it came in. It was compressed down to a sliver and there isn't a way to get it rolled small enough to fit. This is quite the problem if one wants to take this camping with limited packing space.","Product: Franklin's Light-up Darts revolutionizes a long time fun family game by creating a new element that's been lacking in the sport. Each dart comes equipped with an engraved power button which helps maximize the length of play. The easy twist design is the first of its kind that allows the user to replace the batteries over time. This new feature that's not seen amongst the industry keeps the family playing for years! When not being used for night-time play, this set is still great for any family backyard event with its differentiating color scheme. Grab your set and come join the party. 4 light-up lawn darts (2 green & 2 blue) 2 glow-in-the-dark scoring rings Easy on/off switch and replaceable battery compartment Etched outer design provides maximum grid & feel.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Dead batteries on arrival are a disappointment\n\nReview: Its winter here and that's a bummer. These would be great for summertime camping, late nights out by a campfire, backyard kid shenanigans in the evening. With the cold weather, we were happy to utilize these for extra cold winter break days and nights.\n\nThe light-up part is pretty cool. Aside from 1 dart not lighting up, we reluctantly changed the battery. This meant an extra trip to the store during Christmas shopping season. Something, obviously, we would have to do at some point if we keep the game long-term. This was just one part of the overall annoyance.\n\nThe rings glow in the dark once left in light for a bit. Obviously, longer in the light = longer it stays brightly lit. In tall grass, they might be harder to see. On the hardwood floor, not so much.\n\nWe've had lawn darts before, albeit the suction kind (ZARTZ!) that were good for younger kids. This was the same level of fun play. Better with a group of people, better with a mix of older and younger kids or at least an adult to help with understanding the play.\n\nIt was a slight shame that the box came totally busted up, like it had been on a shelf for a long while or even dropped before being shipped. I can't recommend wholeheartedly based on the current price, but it would be worth half that.","Product: Franklin's Light-up Bocce revolutionizes a long time fun family game by creating a new element that's been lacking in the sport. Each bocce ball comes equipped with a recessed power button that helps maximize the length of play. The easy twist design is the first of its kind that allows the user to replace the batteries over time. This new feature that's not seen amongst the industry keeps the family playing for years! When not being used for nighttime play, this set is still great for any family backyard event with its differentiating color scheme. Grab your set and come join the party. The etched outer design of the ball provides maximum grip and feel. You will receive 8 light-up bocce balls (4 green & 4 blue) and 1 light-up easy on/off switch and replaceable battery compartment.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great for families, not for a gift.\n\nReview: We were excited to get this set as an introduction to Bocce. My kids (12 and 9) enjoyed playing random games at restaurants and parks but we have no real experience with it.\n\nThis box came absolutely destroyed. If I was giving as a gift, I'd be upset. Thankfully, it was just for us to play with. The disappointment continued when we opened the box and 2 of the balls had dead batteries. It was simple to turn on the others and I was impressed with their brightness. I always appreciate a carrying bag like the one enclosed.\n\nThe balls are heavy but not too heavy for a 9 year old. With the cold weather, it was fun to play on the carpet. When it warmed up, we got a chance to play outside. Not being professional or even regular players, we had a great time. Those that are more well versed in the game might not like it as much.","Product: Jumps off the water! Franklin's Aquaticz water ball skips off the water faster than the blink of an eye. The water resistant fabric comfortably sits in your hand for superior grip. The inside of the ball has been engineered to float on water in all conditions.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Its fine, nothing special.\n\nReview: Its ok. Not a great color for water, as it moves fast and without being bright orange or red, the blues and greens get misplaced in a pool (especially when the pool liners are blues and green as usual.) Its heavier than expected, but that helps when tossed, not like other hackysack-type water balls.\n\nNot great for skipping, as it then goes super fast and skips out of the pool and across the yard. Or well, I suppose its good if you don't want to be in the pool and just want to walk around and run after balls around the pool.\n\nSo here is the wrap up:\n*floats\n*heavier than expected\n*get misplaced easily in the pool\n*good for ball tossing inside pool","Product: ihorn case\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This thing is downright amazing!!\n\nReview: I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, emptying the dishwasher, making food, packing lunches, etc. I enjoy listening to my iPhone while I do. Typically, I am listening to NPR, music or Podcasts while doing so. Once I get going, with the kitchen vent or running water turned on, kids trying to talk to me, sizzling on the stove, I can't hear it. So my husband purchased this Amplifier for me for Christmas.\n\nI was skeptical at first, trying to figure out if a simple moulded piece of silicone would really work. But much to my delight, IT DOES! I'd bet it makes the sounds 10x louder than without it.\n\nGood to know, it really doesn't work on my husband's iPhone 3Gs. But the iPhone 4, it works wonders on. Very impressed and would recommend to everyone! (*also works on the iPhone 4S, too!)","Product: Compatible with potable GPS devices, smartphones, and 10-inch tablets, the AmazonBasics Universal Windshield and Dash Mount can keep your navigation device steady and in place even during the roughest rides\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Easy, simple and less expensive than name brands\n\nReview: I have been pleasantly surprised by the AmazonBasics products that I have purchased. This car mount was no different.\n\nI used mine with my iPhone 5 in a Incase slider hard cover. My husband used it for his iPhone 4s with no case. In each instance, the phones were kept securely and in place the entire trip.\n\nThe suction is great and the unit has yet to slip or fall. The extra prongs that hold the phone in place makes it easy to change out your device and adjust to many sizes and manufacturers.\n\nWe were worried at first that the top prongs were in the way of the on/off button but realized that everything is adjustable and we could slide them in or out of position. It makes it very easy to use with any type of device.","Product: **[New and improved Updated Nov. 2014 SLIM Version] This product is sold exclusively by ZuZo FOR IPHONE 6 (4.7 INCH) ONLY. Only buy from ZuZo to guarantee authenticity and to receive One Year warranty** THIS CASE FEATURES BOTH A MALE AND FEMALE APPLE 8 PIN LIGHTNING CONNECTOR. Therefore, one Apple lightning cable is all you need to charge both the phone and the case ****Note**** Lightning Cable NOT Included In This Package**** On/Off switch with One-Touch smart design easy to operate 4 LED lights: each represents 25% of Juice (Power) left in the phone Innovative Two Piece Slider Design for easy installation and full body protection of your iPhone Built-in kick stand for Video Watching and Facetiming Perfect cutouts allow access to all cameras, microphones, sensors, controls and most importantly headphone jack Multi Colors to Choose from: Black, White and more to come\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for traveling, LED's are super bright!\n\nReview: The first thing I noticed about the ZuZo slim case is the rubbery feel. It is a matte black and feels like a soft rubber. You have to lift off the top and slide your phone into the bottom part. There is a lightning pin \"male\" side in the bottom interior of the case. On the outside is the 'female' part, which a cord can be plugged in to. This is how you charge the case.\n\nThere are 4 blue LED lights, which are mentioned as a selling point. However, these lights do not eventually dim and only go out once you have exhausted the battery of the case. They are very bright and make it difficult to have the phone plugged into this case overnight in the bedroom.\n\nThe case fits snugly on the phone. The \"Kickstand\" was very hard to remove from its spot in the back. We had to use a screwdriver to dislodge it to fold out. It was ok for watching things horizontally but doesn't help in a vertical position. The case itself is bulky but I'll deal with it for the extra juice.\n\nCharging the case and the case charging the phone isn't rapid by any means. Maybe an hour to charge the phone and similar to get the case up to 100%. Not bad but not quick!\n\nI can see this being beneficial when I need to be out for a day. It would have been a huge asset at Disney World! Or a theme park or at the beach.","Product: Memorex Clock Radio with Flip-down dock for iPod/iPhone, MA4203BK, Black\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Small and useful for a second clock!\n\nReview: My husband needed to get a clock to lose that pesky digital he had hard for 10 years. We also were looking for an iPhone charger. Anything more like radios, music players and the like were just bonuses.\n\nI am impressed at how small this is. The nightstand footprint is tiny, where real estate is a premium. Unpacking was simple, setting up was a breeze. I had to consult the manual more than once to set the time, date and alarms. It wasn't what I think of as intuitive, considering the simplicity of the iPhone and iPad. I suppose I am spoiled that way.\n\nThe rest for the iPhone is small and kind of a pain to put away so we just leave it out. The sound quality isn't the best, but like I said, we have another that we use if we want to listen to music. For waking up in the morning or listening to the news while getting ready, its fine. My favorite part is how low the light setting can be. Unlike my other clock which is beacon-like even on its lowest setting. The Memorex has several setting down to low low low!\n\nThis won't replace my alarm clock, but its great for our second clock in our bedroom.","Product: The Merge VR/AR Goggles are a vessel that will transport you to virtual worlds! Kid safe 10+ and compatible with most recent Android and iOS devices, the marshmallow-soft Merge VR/AR Goggles unlock immersive virtual reality and augmented reality experiences, powered by your smartphone. Whether you want to play new kinds of games, watch 360 videos, travel the world, or learn something in a new way, the Merge VR/AR Goggles will take you where you want to go!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun new technology for early adaptors\n\nReview: As a VR novice with lots of curiosity, I was super excited to get to try this Merge VR Headset. Is it cool? Heck yes. It is worth the price tag? Maybe not just yet.\n\nI love the material, being a squishy, memory foam-type stuff. It is an easy fit on my 43 year old head and my son's 9 year old head. The buttons on top which allow the lenses to be moved closer together and further apart adjusts the clarity of your vision. The included straps were easy to use and adjust.\n\nWe first tried Google Cardboard app on my iPhone 6 with the Merge headset. I was able to turn my head to choose my program and nod to start things like the Google Kaleidoscope and the walking tours of Paris and Tokyo. After we exhausted those, we tried a few other apps from the Apple App store including aquariums, flight testers and a roller coaster. The roller coster was all of our favorites. Both my husband and son gave a go to a VR version of \"Crossy Road\", which was putting them in a game much like Frogger, where they had to cross a super busy road without being hit. It was a lot of fun watching them walk around the room and look from side to side, yelling every so often about a near miss by a huge truck.\n\nThe buttons on the top do not always work as they are intended. This is frustrating for those of us who want to jump in and have this working like we expect on the latest video platform. The place to insert the phone is tight, which is great for not having your device fall out. However, when placing the phone inside, I have the tendency to hit the screen or a button which causes the app to close. This frustration is small but annoying nonetheless.\n\nWith all that said, I wouldn't suggest this for someone looking to have a great experience with VR. Not just yet. There is just no awesome apps or games that make it worth the price tag. I do expect that to happen in the future, however. This is really for those who like to experiment with new technology. It is really just a toy to play with at this point.","Product: Wipe new car restorer, safe and effective to use on plastic, rubber, chrome, vinyl, leather, acrylic, ceramic and metallic surfaces; do not use on glass.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Small price for a better looking vehicle!\n\nReview: This product is small, smelly and toxic but it sure does the job it claims to do. I have a Subaru Forester and a Chevy Colorado, both with fading trim. This seemingly small bottle covered both without problem.\n\nWhile the prep work for this product might seem daunting, it is necessary. After cleaning and drying and waiting for a day with minimal sun but no chance of rain or excessive dew, I donned the included plastic gloves, grabbed all the enclosed rags and went to work.\n\nThe smell is certainly overwhelming, so I wouldn't recommend applying it in a garage unless it is a last resort OR you have excellent ventilation. I decided to use a face mask just for added protection, I also took mini breaks between items so I could breathe some fresh air and avoid headaches.\n\nThe application was fairly easy. Put a small amount on the corner of a cloth and wipe in long, specific sweeps from one side of the object to another. Being careful not to get it on the paint or glass and not overlapping my strokes. The change was immediate. My surfaces went to their original dark grey and black color with a nice shine. The shine has faded a bit after a fee weeks of rain, direct sun and weather, but all in all the darkness is still there.\n\nThis small bottle was enough to do both vehicles, with the Colorado having so much bumper and wheel area faded pieces. We did exhaust that one bottle. Hopefully, this will last a good 6 months to a year, making the price more worthwhile. If not, I can't see paying the amount for less than 6 months of effectiveness.","Product: Turtle Wax Premium Trim Coating instantly restores dull, faded color to like new condition. New black tinted coating technology promotes two types of restoration: Surface restoration of rubber and plastic to correct faded color while providing a long lasting shine, deep down restoration to provide lasting color retention and protection. This trim restoration lasts up to a year.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works well, messy application.\n\nReview: It does its job, but takes some effort to make the coats even and the finish looking smooth. It isn't a one and done with the coats, you will need to do 2 or 3 to make the color even. I am curious as to how long it will last.\n\nThe applicator and sponge are helpful. The solution is watery and a little difficult to use. Gloves are a huge help, considering how messy it can be. With that said, keep a rag handy to wipe up spills on the car itself.\n\nEven as a total amateur, I am still able to put this on and make it look good. I bet with practice, it will become easier with time.","Product: Camco's Xtreme Deluxe Car Care 5-piece Kit has everything you need to clean, shine and protect the automobile. This complete car care solution comes with everything you need in one convenient package. It includes one 32 ounce bottle of Xtreme Classic Car Wash, one 16 ounce bottle of Xtreme Classic Tire Shine, one 16 ounce bottle of Xtreme Premium Protectant Spray, one 7\" x 4.5\" x 2\" sponge, and one 14\" microfiber towel.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good quality for price point!\n\nReview: We've been very pleased with this line of care care products.\n\nFirst off, they came in a large box and required assembly for each spray bottle. This irked my husband but would have bothered me more if I had received a soggy box due to leakage. I very much appreciated the method in which it was packaged.\n\nThe bug and tar remover worked well with little residue left of the windshield of the motorcycle and front grill of the car. Husband commented that it smells nice. The shampoo, tire cleaner and tire shine are about what is to be expected. Worked just fine.\n\nThere is enough for a handful of good, thorough car cleanings in between normal car washes. The sponge and cloth are alright, nothing special but a good thing to round off a 'kit'. This would make a great gift for a new car owner, a new driver or just to grab all of the products needed at once.\n\nI wouldn't consider this expert level cleaners, but it is a good mid-level kit for home use.","Product: Premium quality Flex blades, easy to install, smooth and quiet operation, superior performance.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Quiet, Low Profile and easy to install.\n\nReview: These blades were very easy to install. The rubber material feels extra pliable and not brittle at all, like some we have used in the past. The low profile, compared to our previous RainX wipers which were much bulkier, makes a lot of difference.\nThey swipe really well and are very quiet, which is easily one of my favorite qualities.\n\nThe one negative is the fact that we bought this set for one side and hoped to find the other longer side as well, creating 2 sets. We could not located the needed pair, so we have made 'do with this one. Fortunately, it fits out Colorado no problem and the missing 1.5 inches on the passenger side doesn't make that much of a difference.","Product: This three ring view binder is a perfect organizational tool, with round rings to allow for easier page turning. Binder has clear cover and spine sleeve, 550 sheet capacity in the 3 inch binder size, two opaque interior pockets and is made of PVC Free polypropylene material.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for only light use.\n\nReview: This is one of those binders that are good sitting on a shelf, used sparingly.\n\nThe pros:\n*Binder rings are offset, so when open you can flip pages all the way over without having to maneuver a D-ring.\n*Clear plastic cover pocket allows you to insert a cover page on the front, back AND spine, which is great for shelf storage.\n*Inside pocket is clear and runs all the way across.\n\nThe cons:\n*The cardboard seems flimsy and would crack or bend in an instant.\n*The plastic outer cover has started to split along one edge.\n*The interior pocket is really thin. I would bet it won't last very long.\n*Those rings are very strong which makes them super scary to close!","Product: A solid, dependable binder at a great value. This affordably priced general use binder resists fingerprints. Give your reference binder a sharper looking cover using our basic round ring binder. Round ring mechanism with open and close triggers for easy access to documents. Two inside pockets offer extra storage to hold loose papers.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not for regular use.\n\nReview: I am not impressed with this binder. Sure, it says on the cover \"Basic\", but I was expecting something a little more durable. My 12 year old needs giant binders for school and also uses them to collect her artwork and corral them in one place. These binders are easy open/ close and would probably work for someone who wanted to fill them with a manual of some sort that sits on a shelf. But for us, we carry them around in backpacks and they fall off the bed and the sofa onto the floor. They have papers shoved in them and are opened and closed many times a day. This binder just didn't hold up to that.\n\nWith that said, for a $2.99 binder, I'd expect more. I have to also mention that the 4-pack of the binders are $6 more than simply purchasing them one by one. That's strange.","Product: Customizable covers and spine allow you to create the perfect presentation. Round ring mechanism with open and close triggers ensures easy access to documents. Two inside pockets provide storage space for loose sheets. Maximum Capacity Range (\"): 3 in Sheet Capacity: 480 Color(s): White Binder Sheet Size: 11 x 8 1/2.Unit of Measure : Each\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for only light use.\n\nReview: This is one of those binders that are good sitting on a shelf, used sparingly.\n\nThe pros:\n*Binder rings are offset, so when open you can flip pages all the way over without having to maneuver a D-ring.\n*Clear plastic cover pocket allows you to insert a cover page on the front, back AND spine, which is great for shelf storage.\n*Inside pocket is clear and runs all the way across.\n\nThe cons:\n*The cardboard seems flimsy and would crack or bend in an instant.\n*The plastic outer cover has started to split along one edge.\n*The interior pocket is really thin. I would bet it won't last very long.\n*Those rings are very strong which makes them super scary to close!","Product: Set Collaboration Free! The Post-it Dry Erase Surface is great for horizontal applications; transform an ordinary table or desk into a dry erase surface to create new collaboration areas. Whether at work to foster productivity or in the home to provide kids a new creative area, this product can transform ordinary spaces . Kids can use the Dry Erase Surface to practice math, writing or any other creative or educational activity. *The Post-it Dry Erase Surface is designed to stick to a variety of painted drywall and steel surfaces, glass, finished wood, and existing whiteboards or chalk boards. If the surface you are applying it to resists adhesion, we will provide a complete refund or an adhesion assist kit and replacement product, whichever you prefer. The Post-it Dry Erase Surface is easy to install - just unroll, peel and stick. Utilizing a proprietary dry erase coating, the Post-it Dry Erase Surface is stain-proof, erases cleanly every time and writes smoothly. From horizontal applications on desks or tables to vertical applications on surfaces where traditional whiteboards cannot be installed, such as windows, the Post-it Dry Erase Surface can be cut-to-fit and provides endless possibilities for dry erase solutions in new places. Its even great for replacing old dry erase surfaces that may be ghosted - simply apply over the existing board and it looks new again.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Worked well on a flat, horizontal service.\n\nReview: This is a great tool for kids' project management. We placed it on an oversized desk to work out a recent social studies project. We were able to make plans, draw ideas and examples, make lists then start over again after we erased it. Much to my pleasure, it rolled back up easy and we placed it back in the box for next time.\n\nWould it have been nice to be able to put it on a wall? Yes, but I am not even going to try as we have textured drywall and I just have a feeling it won't stick. The desk isn't a bad solution. In fact, I think it worked better for us. My 12 year old asked for it to become a permanent installation on her art desk for doodling between real drawings.","Product: Create professional, high quality, laminated documents. For use with thermal laminating pouches up to 12.3 inch wide, including menus, legal size, letter size and business cards. 3 to 6 mil thick. Premium design includes easy-to-use LED touch controls and light that turns on when machine is ready. Includes hidden built-in cord storage and foldable input tray.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for our occasional spurts of laminating!\n\nReview: I got this laminator to replace my previous <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fellowes-Laminator-Saturn3i-95-9-5-inch-Rapid-1-Minute-Warm-up-Laminating-Machine-with-Laminating-Pouches-Kit-5735801/dp/B00OILZLDI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fellowes Laminator Saturn3i 95, 9.5 inch, Rapid 1 Minute Warm-up Laminating Machine, with Laminating Pouches Kit (5735801)</a>. I liked it but it was a little less than what I needed PLUS, there is no cord storage.\n\nThis brings me to the Scotch Pro Thermal Laminator. It is divine. I pulled it out of the box, plugged it in and pressed the 'on' button. It was that simple. I then opened the instructions to make sure I knew what I was doing. When I finally got to the part that says \"It is ready when....\" I looked up and the \"Ready\" light was green. Well, that was simple AND quick.\n\nThere was a slight smell before we started, when the machines was just starting up. I have noticed it several times since then, too. My daughter immediately put it to use, laminating some artwork to make into lanyards for friends. She found it especially easy to use. After using the included pouches, I ended up finishing out the Fellows pouches I had left over. I can say that Scotch pouches were better quality, less bubbles, more shine.\n\nI LOVE how the cord and tray both store with the unit. The cord tucks neatly underneath and then tray slides back against the backside. This is not only great for storage, but to prevent dust from building up which can get on the documents.","Product: \"Ideal for small and medium businesses that want affordable, professional-quality documents from a fast, high-performance business printer. Count on exceptional value and the results businesses needprint professional-quality color documents for the lowest total cost of ownership in its class, and keep productivity on track with best-in-class speeds and fast printing from sleep mode. Documents are ready fast, so theres less waiting. Minimize interruptions and downtime with efficient, reliable performance. Conserve resources and use less energy than laser printers, with HP PageWide Technology designed for todays busy office. This printer also helps protect your fleet, data, and documents with best-in-class security and fleet management features. Help secure important information and get the tools you need to work efficiently and confidently, and help protect your investment and extend capabilities as your needs grow with a portfolio of solutions. 40% lowest cost per color page claim applies to devices that are not sold under contract: Comparison of HP PageWide A4 Pro and Enterprise class devices with the majority of in-class color ink/laser MFPs ($400-$2,999), and color ink/laser single function printers ($300-$999) with >1% market share and print speeds >20ppm as of February 2017; market share as reported by IDC as of Q4 2016. Cost per page (CPP) reported by gap intelligence Pricing & Promotions Report January/February 2017, comparisons for devices/supplies not sold under contract are based on published specifications of the manufacturers highest-capacity cartridges, inclusive of long life consumables and page yield. Average HP yield based on ISO/IEC 24711 and continuous printing in default mode. Actual yield varies based on content of printed pages and other factors. For more information, see hp.com/go/learnaboutsupplies and hp.com/go/PageWideClaims. \"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Time saving quick printer for a simple print heavy office environment.\n\nReview: I am the office coordinator for a salon suite franchise. I print a lot of manuals, guides and contracts. This printer has made it much faster to get those jobs done.\n\nSet up was very easy. The unit is not light, around 40lbs. It fits nicely on a large filing cabinet, it is too large to sit on a desk. It took a few minutes to find and remove all the interior packaging. But once that was done, turning on, walking through the wifi set up, inserting paper and getting started was very easy.\n\nI connected to wireless but also to the main iMac in the office. For smaller files, even over wifi, printing is almost instantaneous. We did a test and easily printed 48 pages in one minute. The means in 5 minutes, I can create 25 ten page packages for new clients. That's saving me time (and the company money).\n\nThe pages are printed nicely. I am not printing a lot of heavy color photos, but we tested them to see the result. The colors aren't as bright on regular paper. I suspect photo paper would make a huge difference. Printing on different thicknesses of cards stock was also easy. I filled the side tray with special paper and the interior tray with plain white. Now I don't have to get up to use a different kind of paper.\n\nI was able to plug in my thumb drive and print a few documents from it as well. This was one part of the touch screen that I found very intuitive. I mostly print directly from a computer, so my need to use the screen is minimal (thank goodness). Lastly, on occasion I have printed from my iPhone 6 with no problem.\n\nI found many of the bells and whistles unnecessary for my use, but they are nice to have just in case I have the need later. The only problem that I have found has only happened twice, but enough for me to take pause. If the printer sits for too long, let's say a weekend, and goes into sleep mode, I am unable to 'wake' it unless I unplug and re-plug it in to the power source. I have consulted the guide, poked the on/off button, held it down for 10+ second intervals, tapped all over the touch screen to no avail. Sadly, I've not been able to contact customer service when this happens because if I go to print, I often don't have time to troubleshoot on the phone. I will update once I am able to address.","Product: Opus Antique Bottle Hummingbird Feeder Green 10oz Hummingbirds and hummingbird admirers will be attracted to this classic glass feeder with an antique design. Holds 10 ounces of nectar and features a sea-green glass bottle with brushed silver accents. In addition, the feeder features four decorative flower feeding ports surrounding its base. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with mild soap and water solution. The new antique bottle feeders are sure to attract hummingbird enthusiasts, highlighting a classic style with a twist on tradition. Metal hanger attached for ease of hanging.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Gift for Grandma!\n\nReview: This was a great gift for my Mother, who just moved into a new place last month. Her old house was in the country and there were a lot of birds, so we are hoping to get a good mix in her new suburban area.\n\nThis was a wonderful addition to her other feeders, that were already starting to attract local wildlife. I found the bottle and base to be sturdy. It was wonderful to take out a real glass bottle! It gives the feeder such a substantial feel. The bottle is attractive and just a bit green. The base is metal with tiny metal flowers. Its smaller than I pictured, but the dimensions are obvious when reading. For some reason I just thought it would be bottle of wine big.\n\nShe has had no trouble filling it, cleaning it or replacing it to her hook. We have not seen an abundance of birds yet, but there have been a couple.","Product: 325S Features: -Mixed seed tube type feeder.-Even seed technology that allows separate chambers to empty equally.-Sure lock cap system keeps squirrels out.-Two independent seed compartments that can be filled with two different types of seed to attract a larger variety of birds.-Made in the USA.-Capacity: 4.5 lbs. Color/Finish: -Finish: Rustic Brown. Dimensions: -Dimensions: 15\" H x 8.25\" W x 8.25\" D.-Weight: 2.45 lbs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best Feeder We've Bought!\n\nReview: This is such a cool feeder. It is fairly large, which makes it possible to have several birds on it at once (and they do!) It feels quite substantial. I was worried the clear plastic would be flimsy and the 'copper' would be thin plastic, but not so. It is heavy and the cord isn't plastic but a metal wire cord.\n\nTo fill, you must depress the toggle switch (genius!) to release the top. This keeps the top in place during use and makes it difficult for smarty pants squirrels who finagle their way into my other feeders. The top opens with a tug and you are able to fill both chambers from the top. There is a cylinder that runs from the top into the bottom, allowing you to fill both chambers at once or the op differently than the bottom.\n\nWe have filled it 3 times in the 2 weeks that we've owned it. The birds seem to favor it above the others, even with all containing the same kind of seeds. I enjoy it because it is attractive and I have every indication that it will stand the test of time, use and weather.","Product: Simple and effective traps use attractants to lure cockroaches into multiple openings, where they are caught in high-strength glue. Ideal for areas where pesticides are not allowed or desired. Four roach traps per box. USA made.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for small areas.\n\nReview: I hate pesticides, so I am always happy to try something that doesn't involve me spraying chemicals in my house.\n\nWe placed the trap under the sink, where we have seen a few roaches. After a week's time, we did catch several roaches and a handful of other bugs, spiders, crawly things, etc. I liked that I didn't need to touch the bugs to remove them.\n\nI have kept placing new traps down when a few bugs were caught. In about 3 week's time, we have noticed a drop in what has been caught, which assures me that we are slowly decreasing the insect population, even just for that one area.\n\nThese are great alternatives to chemical sprays for small areas.","Product: In summertime, life outside is just better. Cutter insect repellents keep your family covered through all of the outdoor fun so you can soak up some sun without swatting biting bugs. With a range of formulations to choose from, its easy to pick the right Cutter product for any outdoor activity, whether youre lounging at the beach, cheering on your favorite soccer player or just enjoying the backyard. Makes you invisible to bugs. Cutter Backwoods Dry Insect Repellent is ideal for prolonged outdoor activities, with a formula that repels insects up to 10 hours. The sweat-resistant spray formula feels dry on the skin and provides long-lasting protection against mosquitoes and other biting insects. This 25 percent DEET formula repels mosquitoes, including those that may transmit the Zika, West Nile, Dengue and Chikungunya viruses. Cutter Backwoods Dry Insect Repellent wards off other annoying insects, too, including ticks, biting flies, gnats, no-see-ums, chiggers and fleas. The dry spray is perfect for hiking, camping and other activities you like to do in the great outdoors. For outdoor use only. Read entire label before use. Cutter insect repellents have been helping families have fun together outdoors for more than 50 years. Goodbye mosquitoes. Hello, summer!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works better than most.\n\nReview: I am not an outdoors-type person. One of the main reasons for my distaste is the constant barrage of bugs landing on me, biting me and making me itch. I have tried many bug sprays in the past and while they worked to a point, I was always left sticky, smelly and not 100% protected. It seemed like a lot of hassle to just be outside. My answer is to always choose the indoor activity.\n\nI decided to give Cutter a chance. It went on less wet than others. I suppose I was expecting it to go on like a powder but it wasn't quite that dry. It did evaporate fast and didn't leave me feeling sticky. The smell wasn't something I would choose in a perfume, but it wasn't as chemical as others that I've tried. It also didn't linger quite as much.\n\nI found it to do a decent job with the bugs. I feel like I must be like candy to mosquitos. They will pass by all others in my family to go right for me. The spray worked more for them than me. However, I do not follow the suggestions of wearing light colored, loose clothing either. So this might have something more to do with it.\n\nAll in all, this worked better than others for me and I'd choose to purchase it if I was looking at a shelf of choices in the store.","Product: Perfect Loose Tea Maker\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Make All the Teas!\n\nReview: This is one of those \"not sure why I need it, but I will give it a try\" products. However, when we received it and started using it to make tea, the bottom dispensing function isn't the exciting part. It is the ability to brew tea easily and not have to strain it when pouring.\n\nI was skeptical, I'll admit. We put water it in and the whole family spent time playing with the dispenser, giggling about how simple and ridiculous it is. We tried it on mugs, travel cups, pint glasses, juice glasses, even plastic tumblers. It worked every time. There was a little leakage when setting it back down on the included tray/ holder. But other than that, it works just like it should.\n\nBut then, I tried the tea. I used loose tea that I have received as a gift but have never used because it is such a huge pain. I added the tea, put hot water and set it aside. When I came back, I was overjoyed at how simple it was to dispense. Now I am a believer. No tea leaves slipped past the strainer, as the mesh is very small. We tried it again with fruit infused teas, bagged teas, cold brewed tea. All were great.\n\nI will say that the two cons are 1. the liquid comes out super fast and 2. there is a risk of spilling if you tap the bottom on anything while transporting. With kids, we learned this quickly. But with those things in check, it is an enjoyable tool. Be aware that the size is just 22oz. So don't expect a large pitcher in your fridge at all times.\n\nI was lucky to receive this item in exchange for an honest review.","Product: As quickly as you can say \"predator,\" the elastic stomach of our wild puffer fish transform one of the world's most poisonous vertebrates from svelte to pudgy balls of inedible spikes! Cast your net for our much friendlier replica blowfish to add fishy fun near pond, pool or water feature. Crafted in quality designer resin exclusively for Design Toscano and expertly hand-painted one piece at a time to highlight features from wide-set eyes and dorsal fins to tender underbellies. Be sure to check-out our Portly Puffer fish QM140132. 6½\"Wx9\"Dx6\"H. 1 lb.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cute, sturdy pufferfish (even if I was sent the wrong product).\n\nReview: As reported in other reviews, the company seems to have had a mix up in sending out the products. I ordered QM140131 but was sent QM140132. The former is bright yellow (we are talking sunny, daffodil yellow) with lighter brown spots. I think it is nice, happy and will certainly stick out in our garden. I suppose I feel lucky that this was given as a product to review.\n\nThe product feels sturdy and is cute, very round and sweet looking. It would be great next to a pond or in a backyard with a pool.\n\nTo see the real product: http://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-QM140131-Pufferfish-Statue/dp/B00UIABI9Y\n\n*Sadly, a kid in the neighborhood picked up the fish and dropped it on pavers from about 12 inches up. It then cracked and fell apart, leaving a giant gaping hole that was not fixable. So beware that while it will be find outdoors, it isn't safe around small hands.","Product: Bring a variety of birds to your lawn, garden or patio with the no/no cardinal feeder & cardinal wind spinner set. The bright red no/no cardinal feeder attracts birds with its large, diamond mesh feeding area, while the beautiful cardinal pair wind spinner captures the light and twirls with the breeze! hang the spinner and feeder together or separately with the included hooks. The high quality, all metal no/no red cardinal wild bird feeder is made with no wood or plastic and is constructed to last. This highly functional feeder has a 2.5 Lb. Sunflower seed capacity, a large tray, and a protective roof. The 10\" designer cardinal pair wind spinner is crafted from laser-cut steel, powder coated for rust resistance and the slightest amount of wind will set this dazzling ornament in motion. You and the birds will love how this beautiful cardinal pair light up your yard. The no/no red cardinal wild bird feeder and the cardinal pair wind spinner set make the perfect gift for any occasion!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Feeder is great! Decor is 'meh'.\n\nReview: This feeder is much bigger than I had expected it to be. The mesh was difficult to fill with only one person. I'll know better next time. I have many bird coming to it from nuthatches to small woodpeckers. They have gone through about 1/2 the seeds in 3 weeks. It has rained and thus far, the feeder is still working great. It is sturdy and nice to look at.\n\nThe decorative accent is pretty, but nothing I would put alongside the feeder. I would think the constant motion would scare off birds. However, it does look ok around the other side of the house, away from the birds. It was easy to hang and does its twirly thing in the breeze.","Product: The PetSafe Cat Windoor easily installs into your standard size window and safely allows your cat to go outside, and then return home, whenever they please. This is the perfect solution for a cat owner who cannot use a traditional cat door because the PetSafe Cat Windoor is not permanent and can be removed at any time without any harm to your window. With the locking cat flap, you can choose your cat's access giving you peace of mind. The PetSafe Cat Windoor For cats up to 20 pounds. Can be removed when not in use. Made in China\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Installation a bit tricky\n\nReview: I will amend this after the cats get a chance to use it. But for now, it arrived this afternoon and was ready to be installed within a few minutes.\n\nHowever, the adhesive foam that was included is about 1/2 in thick and wouldn't allow our window to them shut far enough to screw in the included screws. We had some thinner foam lying around and ended up using that. We chose not to use the indoor platform because it doesn't sit directly on the sill and we decided it was too unstable.\n\nIt seems to be sturdy in the window, the cats are still checking it out and haven't made up their minds if it is something they approve of or not.\n\nWith that said, whatever stops me from having to get up 5,000 times a day and open and shut doors to let them in and out is ok by me.","Product: The K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat is an affordable heated sleeping mat with a dual thermostat heater buried beneath soft foam to make a comfortable napping place for cats. The surface temperature of the K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat will remain 10-15 degrees above ambient air temperature when not in use by the pet. The product is designed such that the surface will only warm to full temperature when the pet is on the mat. As a simple test, you may place a pillow on top of the K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat - after about 15 minutes the under-side of the pillow should feel warm, but not hot. This is the warmth that your pet will feel when lying on the K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Wonderful for my small dogs and big cats!\n\nReview: We have poor insulation under our house so in the winter. Its cold on the floor where the pets sleep! Add to that the fact that we turn the heat down at night, and I was worried about our pets comfort during the winter.\n\nI researched many of these mats. Most were hard and recommended no blankets or beds on top or under. This one really fit the bill.\n\nIt is like a heating pad but better. When plugged in, its on but not continually hearing. It is simply warm. Thinks sheets out of the dryer. Not sure about you, but my animals seek out the piles of clothing to be folded.\n\nThese have been plugged in for a few weeks now. Both chihuahuas love the pads. One in a burrower, the other lies on top of the blanket but both seek out the bed with the mat. The cat used to sleep in a bed upstairs until I put the heating mat on one downstairs. Now, you always find here there. Havent washed the cover yet but pleased that it unzips to be cleaned!\n\nHonestly, I am considering buying another.","Product: The BLACK & DECKER BDCS80I is ideal for Furniture Assembly, Installation (Cabinets, Drawers, Curtains, Blinds, etc) or Woodworking Projects. This driver packs 2,200 RPM and 125 in.-lbs. of torque into a small convenient package. The BDCS80I is great for those cramped or hard to reach areas.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for light jobs\n\nReview: This tool has a great feel. The materials and quality of the tool are great. I predict that it will hold up well. As promised the battery life has been great as well. When leaving the tool idle for days or even weeks, it holds a charge well and is still ready to use when I come back to it. This is a big advantage over the other cordless drills I have that are *always* out of charge when I need them. The LED light is a nice feature and came in handy when working in a dark shed.\n\nI did find it lacking in power when screwing in some deck screws to repair a loose step on my deck. It just could get the job done. Pilot holes will definitely be necessary for this type of job.\n\nOverall, the battery life and compact size of this driver make it a great addition to my shop.","Product: XTRATUF Performance Series 12\" Men's Neoprene & Rubber Deck Boots give offshore anglers the kind of lightweight performance footwear usually reserved for athletes. These men's deck boots are equipped with XTRATUF's signature Chevron outsole that is slip-resistant to ensure secure footing on a variety of slick surfaces. Crafted with an Airmesh lining, these rubber deck boots keep active feet dry and comfortable throughout the day.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not just for boaters\n\nReview: I usually wear an 11 wide in women's size so I figured the size 10 men's should be a bit large on me, enough to wear thick socks if need be but not uncomfortable without. I found these to be a bit on the snug side for being 1/2 to 1 size larger than I would typically buy. They were snug with thin socks, so thicker socks wouldn't work at all. So fair warning if you think these will double as winter boots as well.\n\nThey look nice. I know they are men's but that works for those of us who don't need polkadots or flowers. They have been great for around he house projects like power washing the exterior sealing the deck. They have come in handy for walking to and from the kids' bus stop in the rain and walking to my college classes on slippery pavements. Plus, comfortable enough to wear all during class when I arrive.","Product: The delta potty-training toilet seat with nightlight technology offers two seats in one as well as a gentle, guiding light through the night. With nightlight, there is no need to turn on the glaring bathroom light for nighttime tasks. A child-size ring L.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Frustrating install, not great directions, slides from use.\n\nReview: *Updated 5/26/16* We replaced this seat today. The light worked fine. It wasn't too bright even considering I could see it from my side of the bed. The problem was that the seat wouldn't stay put. No matter how much we tightened it, the back would get loose and when someone sat, it would slide back or sideways. We just changed back to the previous plain seat and will have to just make do in the dark.**\n\nWe didn't need the child potty seat and it was easy enough to remove. The supplied caps cover the holes left in the hinge after removing it and keep the whole thing looking neat and tidy. The seat brackets were a bit harder to install that I would have expected. The hinge brackets required some light hammering to get them to seat properly. This isn't suggested on the picture-only instructions, so my first attempt at getting them installed by screwdriver tightening them only failed. However, once that was done the seat clicked on easily. Installing the AA batteries is easy enough. I didn't realize that the time when the light goes off depends on when the batteries are installed, but once I realized this, it was a simple thing to pop the compartment out, momentarily remove a battery, and pop the the compartment back in when the desired on time had arrived (for us, around 10pm).\n\nLastly, I have noticed that will 'regular' use in a bathroom used by one child, one preteen and one adult, this seat tends to 'drift'. I have to push it back into place (just a 1/2 inch or so on a regular basis. Also, we do not have elongated toilet bowls, but the round one hits exactly at the front edge. As my husband puts it, \"it makes me have to touch the actual toilet itself more than I feel comfortable doing.\"","Product: This Hookless Fabric Liner is a great replacement for any Hookless Curtain with window. Easily snaps on and off for easy cleaning.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not Mold Resistent but so darn easy\n\nReview: I bought a replacement for the original liner because it was covered in mold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it out. So I bought a second liner and am trying new ways to keep it mold free, drying outside the shower versus inside (however, this leaves puddles on the floor mat so its kind of a pain). Also hanging over the shower rod to drip dry (this looks unsightly).\n\nSo far, this new liner has no mold. The real test will be in a couple months of use. We'll see.\n\n**One month later, drying only outside of the tub like recommended, I am still getting some mold. I'm stuck on keeping it because of the curtain, but I'll keep one on hand in case guests surprise us.","Product: Perfect for wet and messy workplaces, these KING'S 12\" Dipped Neoprene Work Boots offer 100% waterproof protection and good chemical resistance, making them ideal for plant visitors or inspections. These neoprene boots feature a durable fabric lining that wicks away moisture to keep your feet cool and dry. The tough, slip-resistant outsole is crafted with a unique V-Wave design to squeegee liquid and debris from underfoot, preventing dirt and mud from caking to the bottom. Lightweight and comfortable enough for all-day wear, these non-safety men's work boots have a scalloped edge that helps to prevent them from chafing and rubbing against your legs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Waterproof, durable and comfortable.\n\nReview: These boots were great to have during an insane rainstorm that involved muddy, rainy clean up. Stepping in 5 inch puddles and wading through muddy bogs weren't any match for these sealed rubber boots. My feet stayed dry.\n\nI have the men's size 10 (I wear a women's 11) and found them plenty roomy once they were on. Getting them on wasn't as easy, which is why I would have loved a loop in the back or on the sides to help pull them on. They came up to mid-calf, which was great for having dry ankles but not so good for a roundish woman 'of size' with larger calves. My only other complaint was the fact that they needed to be rinsed off when taken out of the box. They oozed oils that stained my hard wood. Lesson learned.\n\nAll in all, they are durable, kept my feet dry and didn't suffer any tears, holes or punctures when removing storm debris, cutting down tree limbs or walking through incredibly muddy, rocky ground.","Product: \"On the fringe, blood and bullets are the rule of law and if you're a man with convictions violence is inevitable.\"- John Teller, Founding Member SAMCRO - In Sons of Anarchy: Men of Mayhem players control rival Gangs, competing to be the most successful outlaw club. Each turn players choose what Sites of interest to fight for and what territories to yield. Negotiate, threaten and ally with rival Gangs when it serves your needs but be wary of the inevitable knife in the back. The Gang with the most cash at the end wins.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lots of pieces, long game play times.\n\nReview: Great for fans of the TV SHOW! Lots featured from the show in the rule book including photos and detailed explanations, which is very well written. it is truly a game of negotiations and alliances. You are dealing in contraband and guns with the object being to get as much money as you can.\n\n3-4 players take on the role of each of the biker gangs featured on the show. The game takes place over the course of 6 game rounds. The game tiles take the place of a board, which represent the locations from the show. You send your characters to the locations to take its benefits.\n\nEach player gets a shield indicating their gang affiliation, which features a Round Summary, Order Summary and Throw Downs. The game comes with location cards, game tokens, Dudes, Prospects, 'contraband' bags, cash, guns, and Anarchy Cards. Honestly, it helps to have some sort of a container to keep all of these pieces in.\n\nYou will need a steady playing area, something large to spread out on. This game takes up a lot of room and requires that you keep track of lots of little items. We played for about an hour and 15 minutes.\n\nHonestly, the game is slightly confusing and we spent a lot of the first two times playing it correcting behavior and referencing the rules. Now that we have the hang of it, it makes for an interesting game night with friends.","Product: ZOOB BuilderZ 125 Piece Kit is a box of 125 brightly-colored pieces comes with 5 instruction guides to make over 25 creations including a ZOOB-Dactyl or a Crown (or create your own). ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axles and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monstersor vehiclesor monsters that turn into vehicles! The possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Moving parts makes this a whole different ballgame.\n\nReview: I got these on a whim, thinking that surely the screens would all become joyless soon and maybe my kid might actually want to build something with his hands. That day came this week when 2 of his friends came over to play.\n\nI sat the bin down, emptied out the individual bags into the tub and mixed them altogether. I handed him the little books of instructions and we found the one for the set that we received and BOOM... those tiny hands were all in the tub popping things together, creating long lengths of chain and little bracelets and robot-looking aliens.\n\nAfter some time of giggles and conversation it got very quiet. Out comes my son with a giant Zoob crown that was placed on my head. Color me impressed. It was one of the items in the instructions and they picked it out and did it all by themselves! No screen required!\n\nThe 125 set is full of 6 or so different types of pieces. All pieces fit together with a ball and socket kind of joint. It makes every piece part of a moving set. They remind me a lot of bones how they fit together and move. All of the pieces makes a long chain about 15 feet long... yes, he actually did that.\n\nHe hasn't tried to create too many realistic things, which is ok with me. I would assume that he will hit the Zoob wall when he realizes that there are no wheels or tracks or things that make the pieces into true machines.... he loves transportation and all things vehicle. With that said, our experience has been a good one and this will surely come out on those rainy days, those trips to grandparents and vacations, too.","Product: ZOOB RacerZ Car Designer lets you build three cars at the same time to race against each other, or build a 12 wheeler flatbed! The set includes 76 ZOOB pieces, 12 wheels that work like gears and 3 instruction guides to build a Supersonic Stinger, a Gear Getter and more. ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axles and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monstersor vehiclesor monsters that turn into vehicles! ZOOBMobile puts wheels on your creations to make your ZOOB go ZOOM! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 9 year old say Fun!\n\nReview: My 9 year old loved his other Zoob packs.\n\nHe says \"this one was a little confusing. Directions said there were 2 little base parts to build before you created the car. But the directions didn't show how to connect them. It took a minute but I figured it out. The car itself was fun to build and fun to play with. There were a lot of different designs to choose from. I know it is a 'car designer', but a few wheels for motorcycles would have been cool, too.\"\n\nHe also stated that this isn't something he would return to over and over. I think he is a little beyond the fun age for this toy or he is just too into Minecraft to matter.","Product: My Modern Dollhouse is a 2011 KidKraft production. CONTENTS: Composite Wood Dollhouse with Lights & Sounds is approx. 36.6\" long x 47.2\" high x 14\" wide, & 13 Pieces of Furniture. FEATURES: The Lamp Lights Up, the Keyboard plays Music, the Toilet makes Flushing Sounds, the Window Shutters Open & Close, & the Elevator Glides. The Doll House is intended for Barbie & other 11.5\" fashion size & type dolls: NO DOLLS included. For ages 3+ Years. For Box Condition see CONDITION NOTE or Email Seller for Details. *Doll House is Composite WOOD, & it is MORE SOLID than Plastic Houses, & HEAVY for shipping purposes! \n\nDue to size of this item, it will be shipped in the manufacturer's original packaging\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: BIG! STURDY! Modern as all get out!\n\nReview: We bought this, well, Santa brought this for my 8 year old on Christmas morning. Purchased for $89 at Costco, I knew it was a real bargain. Not only do you get a 3 story dollhouse that sits almost 5 ft tall, you get 13 pieces of furniture including a toilet that makes flushing noise, a light that turns on and a keyboard that plays some awesome 80's synth music.\n\nThis took my husband about an hour all totalled to put together. It came flat packed with great instructions. The best part was that each screw and fixture were labeled in their own compartment, allowing quick discovery and retrieval. I know this is something we fight with a lot when assembling IKEA furniture. All pieces were easy to assemble with minimal tools.\n\nThere are 3 stories, a kitchen/ bathroom on the first level which also includes the elevator. On the second floor there is a living room and a balcony with an open set of stairs leading to the third floor. The top floor has a balcony, skylight, ceiling fan and is the only bedroom. There are many windows inclduing 2 with sliding shutters. Both balconies are enclosed with plexi on the bottom half (for safety, of course). The elevator is strictly propelled by the child sliding it up and down.\n\nIt comes with a table and 2 chairs, tub and toilet, sofa (pink with zebra fabric!), keyboard, bunk bed and ladder, mirror, floor lamp and outdoor patio umbrella.\n\nIt is so tall that my 5 year old (who is tall for his age) must stand on a step stool to see the top, as did my daughter's vertically challenged best friend. For the impact, it was grand and did exactly what we expected. Finding room for it in her bedroom was a whole different matter. Thank goodness it is light and very easy to move from place to place!","Product: On this constantly moving galaxy board, fly your Rocket many light years through the Milky way. Dangers lurk everywhere with Asteroid Fields and Black Holes! Race to the Space Stations to collect the most points and win! Promotes basic skills in strategy, logic and deduction.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A little too confusing but still has potential.\n\nReview: I bought this mostly to play with my 6 year old, who LOVES all thing Space related. He was thrilled when it came out of the box and was instantly drawn to the planets, aliens and rockets on the outside.\n\nWe opened it up and took out all of the pieces. Originally, we started on the carpet but quickly realized that it would be better on hardwood or a tabletop. It appeared easy to set up, but then I realized I would have to refer to the directions every time to get the board pieces in correct order. Not sure how many of you keep game directions once you know how to play, but I typically don't.\n\nOnce set up, I am embarrassed to say that I read the directions more than 3 times and still couldn't fully grasp what should happen. We played an initial abbreviated version because my little space cadet was getting more and more impatient with my confusion.\n\nWhen my husband came home, I handed it to him and let him have a crack at it. After doing the same set up and direction reading, he couldn't get it either. Finally, we sent rockets into space and made up our own little game with the board.\n\nI love the idea of this game. I love the pictures and the pieces and the moving board. I Just simply can't figure out how the darn thing works.","Product: Allow you child's imagination to run wild as they embrace their creative side. Stimulate and encourage children's creativity. 6 Years +\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Was a gift, would not have purchased.\n\nReview: These looked awful to me in the store, which is why I cringed when my daughter opened this gift at her birthday party.\n\nThese are cheap and the accessories are worse. We opened the dogs and I had to reattach two of the heads. The paint is hard to use and the brush lost more 'hair' than it retained.\n\nThe glitter glue took FOREVER to dry. The little flowers fell off not soon after that glue was dry.\n\nBut the worst, the WORST was the little furry rugs that the dogs laid on. They were constantly losing fringe. After a few days of playing with them, the rugs just fell apart.\n\nI have been moving these farther and farther away from the shelf she can reach so I can eventually toss them. Please don't buy these.","Product: This Discovery Kids Activity World Map is made up of 76 Pieces. It is constructed with soft, felt-like material that has reinforced grommets so you can hang it as desired. It promotes active learning as children label each spot with country and landmark indicators, as well as regional animals. The Discovery Kids world map has pieces that attach and detach easily with a hook-and-loop construction. This activity set includes a bonus poster. The bright and vivid colors make it for children to play with as they learn. It is ideal for little ones who are 3 years old and up.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cute, simple and easy.\n\nReview: My son received this for Christmas, so I am unaware of the price that was paid for this toy. However, it seems interesting enough and has him interested in the globe. Can't complain about that!\n\nThe map is really big. It is felt and grommets, so it was easily placed on a wall with thumbtacks and lots of space. There are lots and lots of felt pieces with velcro on the back. These follow a map detailing where each piece goes. These pieces have names of countries and oceans and continents, animals and houses and other things.\n\nMy son is 6 and enjoyed figuring out where things go was a lot of fun for him. He is constantly removing and replacing different pieces.","Product: It's time for tea with Princess Sofia! As the magical teapot blows on your tea, the color in your teacup changes! There are so many pretty treats for tea time. When the color in your teacup changes, you earn the treats on the plate of the matching color! Along the way, Sofia and the Good Fairies reward you for your proper tea time manners!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Super Sweet for Preschoolers!\n\nReview: Such a cute game!\n\nEach player starts out with their own place setting and teacup. There are 'headmistress' plates that set on one side and a puffy, rubbery teapot that sits on the other. In the middle, goes a big pile of 'treats', which are flat cardboard cut outs of sweets and goodies.\n\nEach treat has a corresponding color, item or action associated with them. When it is your turn, you take a treat and do the action required of the opposite side (color, item or action). The teapot is squishy and one of the actions is to 'blow' off your other players' teacups, which makes the colors on the top of the cup spin. This was everyone's favorite part!\n\nThere are other bonus tiles like rewards for manners, for following directions and for being polite. We played with three 4 year olds and they had a blast. The pretend tea party would be a great addition to a preschool classroom, too! Both boys and girls had a great time with this, even though going through and explaining the rules for each tile was super repetitive and time consuming.\n\nThe game pieces were made really well and the cups and teapot should take quite a beating.","Product: The Beatrix Girls are a whole new line of collectible pop-star dolls driven by original music, set to empower and inspire young girls nationwide! With fully developed personalities, band members Brayden, Ainsley, Lark and Chantal live and interact in the human world producing real music, real hits and real fans. Kids can collect their music, join their fan club and vicariously live the fantasy of being a pop-star through play.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Time to collect all 4!\n\nReview: We love the size of this doll and the 7 year old that received it thought it was very cool. It is larger than most dolls on the market... with her giant head!\n\nShe was pretty easy to get out of the package, with a few rubber bands to snip and a couple of plastic tags as well. She comes with no accessories aside from her dress, shoes, bracelet and necklace. Her hair is styled nicely, although I would think any little girl would remove those rubber bands first thing and would be hard pressed to restyle it back!\n\nHer elbows and knees bend, which makes it easy to sit (and of course, play keyboard!). They also turn at the waist. She is super top heavy (remember the giant head?) and doesn't come with a stand. We are looking forward to getting some extra clothes, hair accessories and more dolls from the band!","Product: Grab your Bash Ball and get ready to slam it! This flexible sports ball has 3 handy holes so you can grip it and whip it in dodgeball, volleyball or other games. Go for the dunk if you're playing basketball, or drop-kick it in a soccer game! Play all your favorite sports at another level with your Bash Ball! Nerf and all related characters are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Was not expecting the awesomeness of this toy.\n\nReview: I decided to pick up this ball on a whim. I thought \"we can always use another ball, right?\" It is Nerf, which I trust to be durable and its a ball, which is a no brainer of a toy. When it was delivered, my 7 year old son opened the box himself.\n\nHe took it outside where in one hour it was a basketball, kickball, soccer ball, It was tossed over the shed, thrown between him and a friend, used as a bowling ball and more. Versatile is an understatement.\n\nThe ball is lightweight but durable. It has been left in the rain, kicked with shoes and without, played on pavement and grass, mud and moss. Although it is quite a bit dirtier, there are no holes or rips thus far. The holes make it easier for smaller hands to toss and pick up to throw.\n\nWe've enjoyed it very much. So much so that this will remain on our 'gift ideas' list for friends!","Product: Bring the Plant's vs. Zombies app to life with the Pirate Seas Plank Walk Building Set from K'NEX! This building set accurately mimics the gameplay of the app, with tracks and a motor to \"rumble\" Zombies toward the plants. Includes Coconut Cannon and Cabbage-pult plant figures. Also, 2 Pirate Zombie, Conhead Pirate Zombie and Pirate Captain Zombie figure. Defeat the Pirate Zombies on the High Seas, before they eat your brains! All K'NEX rods and connectors are Made in the USA. Recommended for builders ages 5+.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Frustrating for parents, fun for kids.\n\nReview: My son was pretty excited to try this out. He is 7 years old and likes just about anything that is directed at him and comes in a box. My expectations are always higher.\n\nThe assembly of this toy was miserable. Between 3 of us, we trudged through the confusing directions, assembling, disassembling and reassembling until it was right. Some of the cardboard got bent but still was usable. However, my husband and I were extremely frustrated with the process. K-Nex always meant \"building was part of the process\" and not just a means to an end. Not with this set. You'll be delighted to get past it.\n\nThe zombies, which are fun to look at and play with, are very unstable and off balance. Therefore, when you start the vibrations, they tend to fall over well before you are able to smack them with a coconut or cabbage. We did enjoy the launching and has some fun during play. My son had the most and it kept him and a friend busy for nearly an hour after set up.\n\nHowever, I am still trying to find a place to store the darn thing. There are tons of tiny pieces and I'll have to carve out a place to keep it intact and flat until it is played with again.","Product: Taboo Buzzd Game\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good, adult game fun!\n\nReview: I am unfamiliar with the original Taboo game and thought this would be a great addition to some book club/ game nights with smaller groups. And it was!\n\nThe passing of the device makes everyone focused and more in tune with the playing. Can't ignore the game when someone is handing you a buzzing electronic handheld. The screen is easy to read and the buttons are large enough to not mistakenly hit button one or another. It is a good size for any hand, large or small.\n\nThe buzzer can be rather loud and jarring. But in a party atmosphere with people talking, I found it necessary. As adults, we had a lot of fun playing. I would recommend it for 14+ (although I can't name a 14 yr old who would want to play games that don't involve a smartphone or video game console.)","Product: Get ready to become a Pokemon Trainer! The Clip 'n' Carry Poke Ball Belt includes one adjustable belt, two Poke Balls, two 2\" figures and two Attack Tags. The belt can hold up to six Poke Balls at once. Additional Poke Balls and figures are sold separately.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfection in a toy belt.\n\nReview: I have a 7 year old that wants to be a Pokemon Trainer for Halloween. This was the easiest way to instantly make normal clothes into something special.\n\nThe belt is adjustable and fits my large 7 year old (wears a sz 10 in pants) with room to spare. There are spots for many several pokeballs. The two that were included made him very happy. They clip onto the belt securely and I have no worry that they will fall off even with rough play.\n\nThe closures on the balls keep them shut the whole time. The small toys inside (ours had keys and a bird - Pokemon specific names are beyond me) fit just fine and aren't difficult to get in and out.\n\nMy son is elated and for $20, that's all I really need.","Product: Water landings have the green light - the Green Toys Seacopter is ready to accept any eco-friendly rescue mission! Specially designed with stabilizing, oversized fill-and-spill pontoons to keep it steadily afloat, this amphibious flier is perfect for water play - whether in the bath or at the beach. Featuring a large top rotor and additional tail rotor, the Seacopter also includes a pilot bear figure for the open-design cockpit. The whole set is made in the USA from 100% recycled plastic milk jugs that save energy and reduce greenhouse gas emissions. No BPA, phthalates, or PVC. Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. Packaged with recyclable materials and printed with soy ink.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cute, durable, dishwasher safe!\n\nReview: Hearing helicopter noises from the bath is pretty awesome. Especially when bath time is a pleasure to be a part of instead of a headache of fights and arguments. This toy is not a miracle worker. However, it does make things easier.\n\nIt floats, which is super cute. The propeller moves and the little bear can pilot the seacopter or be rescued by it. It is made of recycled milk cartons, so even the crunchiest of mommies can love love love it.\n\nThe fact that it is dishwasher safe cinches the toy for me. I can't count the times we've had toys go from bath to pool to beach and had to spray them down with bleach to hope they are clean enough to go in a bath again.","Product: My Little Pony Pop Pinkie Pie Sweet Shop Playset lets you make the perfect pony home! This delicious looking house playset comes with a fully customizable pony figure, and you can put it together. Make something great and give your Pony friends a fun place to live. Pony figure measures itself approximately 3-inches tall. Ages 4 and up.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun for the enthusiast, not so much for casual player.\n\nReview: My daughter is a collector of Ponies, most especially the \"My Little\" variety. She was excited to see this new version of \"Pop\" Ponies come out.\n\nShe gravitated right to Pinkie Pie, which she added hair and popped the pieces together. \"Its so CUTE, but there are a bunch of small pieces, so its not for little kids.\" Astute observation.\n\nShe is 11, so I wasn't needed to help put the house together. Her 7 yr old brother helped at time. It goes together fairly easily, but doesn't stay. The roof comes off quite often. There are no accessories, extras, or furniture. She said that was a 'real bummer'.\n\nShe loves the idea of the interchangeable pieces for the ponies themselves and loves the idea that you can switch out hair and accessories between them. But the Sweet Shoppe left much to be desired as a playset.","Product: My Little Pony Equestria Girls Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk Doll, 2-Pack\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rainbow ROCKS and these dolls are awesome.\n\nReview: These are very cool \"mean girls\" dolls from the upcoming Equestria Girls movie. My daughter was over-the-moon excited when these arrived. We have the entire line from the previous movie, so these were just another notch on her MLP belt.\n\nThings that were cool:\n*The wings are much larger than the other dolls and very cool. Transparent with printed colors.\n*The FEET! Oh my lord, the feet. Both of us were ridiculously elated to see toes and not nubs where feet should be. The shoes went on and stayed on and sandals showed tiny doll toes.\n*The accessories aren't overwhelming. From my Barbie days tiny shoes, bags, glasses, cups, headbands, etc were all too much to keep track of. Here you need to put the microphone on her hand and one comes with sunglasses that fit pretty nicely on her face.\n*Outfits are awesome.\n*Hair is shiny and nice without becoming a matted mess that some of the others have with play.\n\nThings that were a slight miss:\n*In order to place Sonata Dusk's wings on, you have to push her shirt down in the back. I would have hoped Hasbro might have just made 2 cuts in the fabric to serve as entrance points. Not a huge deal because her hair covers it, but somewhat strange.\n\nWe can't wait to get Adagio Dazzle to complete the set and create our own version of the movie to tide us over!","Product: For generations, girls have wanted to curl Barbie's hair, often with disastrous results. But the dream has become a reality with the Barbie Endless Curls!™ Doll, featuring the first-ever doll that comes with two special no-heat irons and a set of no-heat traditional rollers! Endless styling possibilities lie at your girl's fingertips. With included barrettes and headbands, it's easy to add spice. There's even a brush for brushing out curls so you can start the styling fun over again. This Barbie includes stunning and versatile black heels with a unique cutout effect to coordinate with her uber-stylish pink and black dress. Girls will love the flexibility to style Barbie's hair in curls, waves, or straight! Doll cannot stand alone. Recommended for ages 5 and older. About Mattel Originating in a garage workshop in Southern California in 1945, Ruth and Elliot Handler built Mattel with a focus on creating innovative toys that would forever change how children play. As the world's largest toy company, the legacy of Mattel's founders lives on today as they continue the passionate pursuit of their vision to create the future of play. Curly, wavy, and straight styles galore for Barbie. Includes 2 special no-heat curling irons and a set of no-heat rollers. Brush out curls to start again; just like with real hair!. Includes doll with party dress, styling tools, and hair accessories. Recommended for ages 5 and older.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: For those Hair Styists in Training!\n\nReview: This Barbie comes with dress, shoes, brush, 4 rollers, 2 barrettes, and 2 elastics. The 2 curling irons included have one with a regular smooth barrel and the other for spiral curls. I had to show my daughter and her cousin how some of these items worked because although curlers are a concept they understood, I am not sure they had ever seen them. I remembered them from my grandmother and perms (!!) in the 80's.\n\nShe is just like a Barbie doll but the hair can be manipulated into having curly hair and then straighten and then curl again. You don't need heat or water. The hair itself feels much softer than regular hair.\n\nIn order for the curling iron to work and work well, you need to take small pieces of the hair and hold for AT LEAST 10 seconds. The directions say a 'pinkie's worth', but you have to consider they are speaking of a 7 year old's pinkie... so a tiny amount. Consider the 10 seconds for minimum curl. For better curls, leave it on for 5 more seconds.\n\nFor the rollers, little hands find it difficult to control these things but larger hands make it hard, too! We found it better with the curlers to start at the top and wind the hair around it instead of curling the hair into the roller. We found the curlers worked better than the iron.\n\nWith all that said, know that the curls won't stay for long. It is the fun of doing it more than practicing an all over hairstyle. If your child fancies being a hairstylist or loves to accessorize Barbie and fix her hair, then this is a great gift. If your child wants to make Barbie pretty and expects it to stay as Barbie shops or walks dogs or runs her bakery, then I don't think it would be for you.\n\nWe had a great time playing with this toy and for that, I give it 5 stars.","Product: Dive below the deep blue sea where there's fish to gobble, treasure to discover and divers to save! You will complete each quest with the power of your pen, drawing your way through underwater scenes on the quest cards. But it's not that easy! Players draw on separate transparent sheets and must trust their eyes in order to meet targets and avoid obstacles. This unique drawing game includes 36 illustrations and two levels to master. The bait of the challenge hooks kids for hours of fun!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: No Screens, Batteries or Sounds!\n\nReview: Doodle Quest is yet another game that we will keep in our family fun-time arsenal.\n\nThe four of us, Mom, Dad, 11 year old and 7 year old sat down to check out this game and ended up playing for 2 hours. Each \"round\" takes about 15 minutes. There are few things in this game that make someone a good versus bad player, which is what makes it family friendly.\n\nThe Quest cards have an easy and a hard side. Parents and older kids can pick the hard cards and younger kids the easy or everyone can start at the same level and move up as the game continues. I also like the many different ways you can choose to play in order to accommodate everyone.\n\nThere are \"Quest cards\" which have 36 different designs on them. There are 4 transparencies and plain cardboard cards, a scoring card, small erasers and a dry erase marker for each player and a fish stencil. Everyone picks a Quest card and then follows the directions (Printed ON THE CARD!) to complete the quest. Most are drawing from one place to another, circling objects while avoiding others. The clincher is that you may not do so ON the drawing itself. Instead you are using eye, hand coordination and spacial estimation to complete the challenges.\n\nPoints are earned and the value of each is listed on each playing card. The score card is recorded for each of the 6 rounds and added up to see who has the most points, and therefor wins the game.\n\nI can see the ability to entertain many different groups of people/ ages. We all laughed and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Our youngest got annoyed by the scoring, as someone has to be the judge when there are borderline calls to make. Do you get the point? Is it touching the black area? Did you overshoot? That, and the fact that I know the life span of these markers well enough to consider buying small dry erase markers in a large quantity are the only cons that I can come up with.","Product: Not just for recon operations, the all-new UNSC Flame Warthog by Mega Bloks Halo tackles multiple missions. The M12 Force Application Vehicle is the UNSC's primary ground vehicle, commonly used for its scouting and reconnaissance capacity. With an actual working suspension and 360 rotating turret, the highly mobile all-wheel drive \"Hog\" with all-new flame paintjob is clearly ready for battle! Features two new super-articulated micro action figures with customizable armor, includes 2 Spartan GUNGNIR. Ideal for ages 8 and up!.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Not a Halo fan?.... just walk away.\n\nReview: It has to be difficult to follow in the footsteps of the worlds largest toy block manufacturer. Although Mega Bloks has given it a valiant effort, they just can't compete.\n\nMy son picked out this set just because of the vehicle. We have no prior knowledge of Halo, so I can't judge the authenticity of the product. However, knowing I would have to assist my 7 year old (as this is recommended for 8+) in construction, we gave it a go.\n\nThe products seem to all be packaged in random bags, so opening every bag is what needs to be done. The figures that come with this are cute and well made. We cracked open the instructions and he went to work. Within 10 minutes he hit a snag. The colored dots that show you where to place one black block on another is pretty confusing. It took us a couple of minutes to realize that at one point, they rotated the item in the photo and we were placing blocks wrong.\n\nWhen we solved that problem, it was on to another and another and yet another. Bricks didn't sit together nicely, they were nearly impossible to break apart if a mistake was made. Thank goodness for the 'other brand's' tool that helped up get some of the smaller parts dislodged or we would have been out of luck. Once we started on the wheels, we realized a mistake was made and we had to go back nearly 4 pages to figure out what we did wrong.\n\nI'm 42 and have put together countless kits with building blocks and tiny pieces. This by far was one of the most confusing and badly illustrated sets that I have come across. I would not recommend this for any child under 12 and most definitely save this for someone who is so excited to get a piece of the Halo line that they forget how difficult the set it to deal with.","Product: Mega Bloks First Builders Fast Tracks Rescue Team Now your little hero can rush to save the day with the Fast Tracks Rescue Team by Mega Bloks First Builders! With an entire city of high-speed heroism to create, the set features blocks, easy to build rescue vehicles and a multi-piece track that your little one can use to send the rescue team off to help townspeople in need! Build the friendly police car, fire truck and ambulance, and use the blocks to create anything the imagination can dream up, from tall towers and underpasses to buildings and stations for the rescue team. Use the track to make steep ramps or twist and turn your way on a track that bends here and there. With accessories and stickers that bring the scene to life, your little city defender can create lots of heroic adventures as they race to the rescue! On the Fast Track to Rescue Adventures! View larger Build an entire city of high-speed heroism! View larger On the Fast Track to Rescue Adventures! Bring a whole world of heroism to life! With the easy to build track, the Fast Tracks Rescue Team lets your little one create all sorts of high-speed rescues as they build the track into bends and turns for fun swerving and steering, or steep dips for super speedy action. The set comes with traffic and rescue themed accessories and stickers for adding fun detail to the scene. Traffic signals, a hydrant, a fire hose, and even a burglar bring the bustling city to life, making for lots of fun adventures for your little hero! Build the City's Fastest Rescue Squad With some of the city's fastest cars on board, the rescue team is ready to roll! This set comes with a buildable police car, fire truck and ambulance that your little one can use to play at putting out fires, catching criminals or helping people to the hospital. Each featuring three big parts that are easy for small hands to put together, these colorful rescue themed vehicles have friendly.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: More pieces mean More Fun!\n\nReview: This is another great set of Mega Bloks First Builders. We also have the Race Track set and this integrated just perfectly.\n\nThere are 100 pieces nestled in the box, which is fairly easy to unpack. The set can be configured many ways with stickers included to decorate as you see fit. Kids will find it easy to assemble but adults might want to help to open up possibilities. Once this has been done, the child can learn more about what can be done with these 100 pieces. Also included are 3 vehicles that can be mixed and matched to change things up even further.\n\nI have to add that the curved pieces in this set make it much more fun then the Mega Bloks First Builders RaceTrack set. Add these pieces to that set and you have 150 pieces of zooming fun.","Product: Drivers, start your engines! Gear up and get ready for some high-speed adventures with the Fast Tracks Racing Team by Mega Bloks First Builders. Your little race car driver can build with the tracks and blocks and mix and match the race cars for endless play. Use the colorful stickers to create even more imaginary fun. Watch as they screech and vroom through the raceways, and the fans in the stands cheer them on! Who will be in the lead, as the checkered flag is waved? Ideal for ages 1 to 5.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect First Race Track!\n\nReview: This set was absolutely perfect! Shared with our 2.5 yr ol cousin, this set is a pleasure to play with from open to set up to tear down and set up again.\n\nIt was fairly easy to open, my 7 year old helped get the pieces dislodged from the box and their paper ties. While he removed all the blocks, the younger one zipped the cars around. I had to help with the stickers because the directions didn't specify where those should go. The blocks themselves can be built in a variety of ways. Handy directions sheet gave the kids a few options on how best to assemble them. Although, keep in mind that these are blocks that are infinitely interchangeable and can be integrated with other Mega Bloks sets.\n\nThe vehicles are also 'blocks', coming in 3 parts that can be taken apart and put back together over and over again, even switching fronts, middles and back to make different looking cars.\n\nIt kept the kids playing for about an hour with the younger ones headed back again and again to knock down, rebuild, scoot, slide and chase cars all over the floors. This set and the others in this line are well worth the price.","Product: Attack bad guys with a spinning web blast! The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Spiral Blast Web Shooter celebrates America's favorite web-slinger with a nifty spiral attack, which comes courtesy of its unique design and the included Spidey Shot web fluid. This fun toy can shoot water too, so the fun never has to end! Ages 5 and up! Spiral blast is approximately 10 inches long!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: WAY better than expected.\n\nReview: I was fully expecting this to be a piece of junk. We removed it from the box (which was a pain) and it took a few minutes to figure out how to set it up. The directions weren't very helpful. I ended up spraying some silly string type blue stuff across the kitchen once in doing so.\n\nHowever, once we strapped it onto my son and he walked out into the yard and with one slight push of his fingers into his palm he squealed with glee \"WHOA MOM! DID YOU SEE THAT?!\" I did see it. He pressed the button and blue strings shot out. He wound the lever and strings went in a quick, back and forth pattern. He put 'webs' on trees, on the fence, on the ground and then.... it was over.\n\nHere is where I thought \"Oh sure, get my kid excited and then we run out of string. No inexpensive refills here. That's when we realized we could also put water in it. And we did. And he went outside and squirted water on trees, on the fence, on his sister and our neighbor and then, it was out as well.\n\nBut the coolest thing happened. He brought the thing in, removed the water reservoir, refilled it and went back outside... ALL BY HIMSELF! I suddenly loved this toy....\n\nHe must have refilled it 5 more times before dinner alone. They took turns shooting water at each other while running around the front yard. I was free to cook dinner and listen to NPR in relative quiet.\n\nWe will probably break down and buy more string at some point. It was pretty fun after all. But until then, he can use the water feature and I can be happy that he is happy.","Product: What does your Selfie Say? Find out with Selfie - The Game of Silly Expressions! Draw a card, take a selfie, then watch as your friends and family guess your expression. The favorite guess gets a point and the player with the most points at the end wins. Make a silly face and say cheese because today is the day to play and share with #theselfiegame.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Game Meant for Age 13+\n\nReview: I thought this would be a great game for my teenage nieces for their slumber party. They are 15 and 16 and very much enjoyed this game.\n\nBecause it stated ages 13+, I did a quick flip through the cards and took out ones that would cause my sister to be upset with me. There were a few adult sexual situations and although they aren't that naive, I still decided to just err on the side of caution. All in all, I could have removed 20 but let a few stay in with the 360 others.\n\nThe game is created by everyone getting these 'situation' cards which describe something to react to. Your reaction is either taken by cell phone as a \"Selfie\" or there is a faux cardboard phone that can be used in place of the actual technology. You'll have to hold that pose a little longer if so, but it still works!\n\nEach player shows their \"selfie\" and other players choose what they think is the best description of your face is. You award the point to whomever wins your favor. It is a cute game and both boys and girls can get into acting silly and making fun of themselves and each other.\n\nI think this would be a great game to play with a group of like-minded silly adults in place of those Pictionary nights my Mom and Dad had when I was younger. After a few beers, anyone can be this goofy. There is some potty humor and light sexual situations described, but nothing so embarrassing for an adult.","Product: Don't just watch movies, make them! With a variety of parts to assemble your own, unique characters, the kit contains Animate It! Express software and a book to teach the basics of stop motion animation. Create a story, film it, and turn it into a film perfect for movie night.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great first set for playful stop - go animators!\n\nReview: We have been fans of the OgoBild line of toys for a while now, having several sets that get regular use by my 8 year old. When he started showing interest in stop motion Lego movies, he tried to experiment with various iphone apps. He found them all very frustrating because the phone woul be knocked over or fall while placing the next sequence. We were both thrilled to find this set.\n\nThe software is easy to install and not hard to use, the camera quality is enough for this set I wouldn't film precious memories on it.) Included are many pieces to build to your heart's desire. The pieces are easy to manipulate although can be hard to connect to one another. We found the more you use them the more they loosen up.\n\nAfter playing around with the Ogo set, I found him moving along to Lego and his sister even took over and did some My Little Pony. We've had as much fun watching their creations and they have had making them. Highly recommended for your budding animator/ film maker.","Product: Words related to the skill vocabulary, the number of counted and aviation to learn You can enjoy as a picture book, even in this state, but you learn English even more fun if you use in conjunction with the Leap leader Reading and writing system (sold separately). No need: the battery type The main manufacturing countries: China Age: from 4 to 12 years old > More\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for K-2nd grade Planes fans!\n\nReview: My son is a Plane-aholic. Being fans of the LeapReader books, this was a must have.\n\nRead along with the story of Dusty Crophopper and his friends as they train with the Piston Peak Air Attack Team to become an arial firefighter. Learn shapes and math, 'big' words and memory games and more.\n\nHis favorites were the games in the back. The first one involved finding items on the map, learning closest and farthest by finding the things near and far to you like fires and lakes. The second level to the game involves multiplying by ones, tens and hundreds to get the correct amount of water to put out a fire. Pretty tricky math lesson!\n\nWith all that said, my son is 7 and had fun playing with this for a while. He has since never brought it out again. The games were more for the 5 year old set, with some math being geared to older kids. The reading can be a little more 1st grade, but this all depends on your kids' learning level.","Product: Boost your speed with this enchanting, Piston Cup Pit Stop themed launcher! Inspired by a memorable moment and favorite destination in Disney/Pixar Cars, it features a roll through launcher, gate that can be raised or lowered to pause cars for a pit stop, plus a coaching box for Doc or other characters to pump Lightning McQueen up and literally jump up and down! When revved and ready, kids press the toolbox, Guido slides down the track and Lightning McQueen launches out of the set, knocking the barrels over! A flag spins around and a gas can swivels from side to side and up and down! Part of the Story Sets system, this action packed launcher connects to other play sets in the line, expands storytelling options and adventures. Works with most 1:55 scale die cast cars for exciting drive in and launch out play. Die cast cars and additional assortment launchers sold separately. Ages 3 and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Launch Cars all over the place!\n\nReview: This Piston Cup Pit Stop is a launcher meant to be connected to the new Cars Story Sets. The box includes the track, stickers and instructions. No cars come with this set.\n\nThe assembly is simple and takes only a few minutes, even for my 8 year old. The plastic pieces click together easily, making the parts interchangeable with the other Story Sets. Once the pieces were in place and the stickers were on, the launching can begin.\n\nThe launcher is actually a pull back spring loaded mechanism. I could do it with one hand but my kid had to use 2. Not a huge deal. You pull back the launcher latch, place the car and then push the button to send the vehicle racing forward. This action can happen over and over and over. If your child is one to create their own play and cities, this will be a fun set to have around.\n\nThis set, however, is meant to be an addition to the other Story Sets, which are easily added onto with a simple click of the tracks. Paired with the Cozy Cone Spiral Rampway or Escape from Frank Track Set, this enhances the fun recreation of Radiator Springs.","Product: Measure, mix and concoct icky-sticky goo like a real mad scientist with this one-of-a-kind laboratory kit. The motorized Slime-O-Nator makes your slimy concoctions appear to grow, dance and mutate. Use the slime poker to stretch and bend your slime. Like all Smart Lab toys, this goo-fy kit features projects that teach the science behind the fun. The 16-page lab book includes 20 slippery activities that use common household ingredients.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cool project for bored kids!\n\nReview: This was a hit with my 11 and 7 year olds. We opened up the box, grabbed the ingredients that we had on hand and went to town.\n\nWhat we liked:\n*The booklet/ directions are easy to follow and enjoyable to look at.\n*The parts to the set aren't thin plastic and will hold up over time (although the clear plastic dome is thinner).\n*95% of needed ingredients were easily found in my household.\n*It was messy, it is supposed to be messy and that made it really fun for them.\n\nWhat we didn't love:\n*The machine that vibrates is very loud. If you aren't used to the noise or have animals, they might really be agitated by it.\n*We needed to buy batteries!","Product: Connect, collect, create and build out the world of Radiator Springs from Disney/Pixar Cars!! These exciting story themed play sets feature beloved, fun settings from the hit animated movies. Ride into Luigi's Casa Della Tires Shop to keep your wheels in champion shape or cruise into Cozy Cone Motel for some R & R with other racers. Each iconic location features whimsical elements, jumps, ramps or loops plus multiple play areas and options for 6 different configurations! Multiple connection points also allow kids to connect with other play sets, accessories and transporters in the Story Sets system for more ways to expand the creative, storytelling play! Each sold separately. Includes a die cast character car to get the action off to a speedy start. Ages 3 and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A great addition to the Story Sets Line!\n\nReview: Part of the 2015 Story Sets line, this Cars themed Cozy Cone Spiral Rampway set is really cute! The set includes the cone and track, a garage/ ramp combo, stickers, instructions and one vehicle (McQueen).\n\nAssembly takes no time. The connectors are all simple plastic notches that click together with little strength needed. The spiral 'ramp' can be placed going up around the cone as a true spiral or down as a roundabout circling the cone. Connecting with the other sets, this is a very cool addition. There is also a little garage, that doubles as a ramp.\n\nThe sets that are compatible include many launcher sets. These launchers have a button that the child can push/ punch and send a car racing forward. Connect a launcher to this set and you have a very cool stunt ramp.\n\nAlone, this isn't the most fun and I am unsure if its staying power. But when connected to the other sets in the series, this creates an extra fun Radiator Springs happy fun place.","Product: Race in for big adventures and favorite movie moments in the Escape from Frank Trackset! Inspired by Disney/Pixar Cars movies, this engaging play set features Tractor Tippin', backward driving and Frank the giant combine harvester! Using a kid-powered booster, cars launch out driving forwards and backwards just like Mater does in the film! Race through the fields and try to tip over the tractor. Be careful and quick, or the fence at the end of the track may drop revealing a large, menacing Frank that rolls into the set! When he pops out to scare Lightning McQueen and Mater, he exposes a huge jump! Cars can blast down the track one last time, aim for the jump and fly over Frank to safety. It's connection points allow kids to connect with other play sets, accessories and transporters in the Story Sets system, to further expand the movie themed adventures. Works with most 1:55 scale vehicles. Ages 3 and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: For Your Little Cars Fan!\n\nReview: I was elated to get to try out these new sets from Cars! Escape from Frank is one of 6 sets that are new this year and my 8 year old is very excited!\n\nThe set comes with a track, 2 vehicles, stickers and instructions. There are no cords to cut or twist ties to fool with. Frank the tractor comes with 2 plastic pegs that simply turn to remove from the package.\n\nThe track was simple to piece together. All plastic pieces just snap into place. There are fences, sign posts and ramps that also just click into position. In just 10 minutes, my son had nearly everything done by himself and only asked for help centering the stickers.\n\nOn one end, where you place Lightning McQueen (which comes with the set) there is a launcher that the kid can push in order to propel the car forward. The object is to shoot McQueen up the ramp and bypass Frank the Tractor without having Frank roll down from behind his fence. There is also a smaller tractor on the track that gets tipped as you go by.\n\nWith ten runs, my son made it around the loop successfully 5 times, got stuck twice, rolled over once and twice disturbed Frank who came barreling out and trapped McQueen under the sign post (that doubles as a ramp!). He then added a few other Cars vehicles, which fit nicely on the track. The more the merrier and added to the fun.\n\nBy itself, this set is okay. With the addition of the other story sets, to mix and match or reimagine the town, the play becomes more involved and less about one specific motion. My son and his friends spent a snowy afternoon setting up and playing with these together. I highly recommend the Cozy Cone Spiral Rampway and the Mack Truck playset to add to this story set!","Product: Inspired by Disney/Pixar Cars, this Mack Truck and Transporter delivers two big ways to play! As a transporter, Mack proudly carries Lightning McQueen to places near - like Radiator Springs - and far - like worldwide races. Then he parks his mega wheels and opens up to reveal multiple play areas inspired by the movies! Kick back in front of the big screen TV with Lightning McQueen and his trophies. Grab a scrub and massage in the washing area. Get tuned up to champion performance on the working lift. Check out the local scenery on the viewing deck and fill er up at the gas pump. Mack's cab can also be detached from the trailer for more push around play. When the day and night's drives are done, roll Lightning McQueen inside and fold Mack back up for easy storage. This iconic set celebrates the special friendship between Mack and Lightning McQueen and connects to other play sets and accessories in the Story Sets line, so kids can build out the exciting world of Radiator Springs! Ages 3 and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: What it lacks in quality is made up in features.\n\nReview: The Cars Mack Truck and Transporter Playset wasn't all that I expected, but it didn't disappoint my son and his friends at all.\n\nFirst off, the truck comes in a box with an 'easy open' system. It truly is! Just tear off the perforated back and unlock the plastic \"keys\" by just turning and the toy pops out. Honestly frustration-free packaging. It comes with the truck cab and the trailer that click together very easily. I wasn't impressed with the cheap feeling plastic or the fact that a few of the wheels weren't actually turning. But this didn't seem to affect my son in the least. Please be aware that no cars come with this set.\n\nThe trailer unfolds from the top to reveal the interior of McQueen's apartment of sorts. The sides and back come down to create a floor and walls. One wall becomes the track/ road where other Story Sets can attach. The interior is colorful with a large screen TV, a garage, a car wash, trophies and a few accessories that can be moved around like the gas cans, the car wash sprayer and a gate that can be configured to allow all cars to enter or exit. The little garage area has a lift that works with a lever.\n\nI suppose that this stands alone as a toy. It would make a great place for McQueen to hang, should your child be the kind of kid that wants characters to have homes (my daughter would have loved that!) With the added bonus of connectable tracks from the Cars Story Sets line, this can be joined with other sets to create a Radiator Springs in your playroom. That is what makes up for the lack of quality for me. And besides, my son and his friends had a great time playing with it.","Product: Injustice doesn't stand a chance when you head into battle with your Captain America Star Launch Shield! It looks just like the patriotic super-soldier's indestructible shield. But when you pull the rip cord, the shield launches disc from the star in the middle! You'll be the best crime-fighter in the neighborhood when you strap on your Star Launch Shield! Marvel products are produced by Hasbro under license from Marvel Characters B.V.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Impress your friends (if you are an 8 year old boy).\n\nReview: I wasn't expecting much from this toy but I was wrong to doubt! The discs fly away about 40 feet really fast! I was a hit with all of the 6-8 year old boys that my son collects from the neighborhood and brings into my yard.\n\nThis toy was very easy to open and remove from the packaging. I didn't even have to look at the directions in order to know how to use it, very intuitive. This always is a plus for a child's toy. We didn't bother with the clunky straps for the arm, the handle was enough to hold on to it. Hold on tight to the shield, place the spinning disc on the pegs and pull the string.... WHOOSH! The disc flies away super fast and go to what seems like forever.\n\nThe kids went OOOOhhhh and AHHHHhhhhh and many ran toward me to take their turn. This has been an outdoor play staple ever since, adding to the fun of nerf guns. The only negative I found is that there isn't a space to keep the extra disc, which make it 1. a pain in the butt to have to hold on to and 2. easily lost while storing.","Product: Iron Man uses his top technology to battle evildoers and now your child can too! When its time to take on the bad guys, children can slip on their electronic Iron Man glove and matching non-electric glove to assume their superhero identity. Motion-activated technology brings this glove to life!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very cool for your Marvel Fan!\n\nReview: These arrived and were immediately tested by my local focus group (neighborhood kids) consisting of two 8 year old boys and one 8 year old girl, a 6 year old boy and a 5 year old boy. Not as easy as the 'frustration free packaging' to open, but not terribly difficult. We certainly needed some scissors to work through some packaging. However when opened, they easily slipped on and began working.\n\nThe gloves are a flexible plastic which I was surprised about. I thought they would be much more stiff. They are flexible enough for my 8 year old to move his fingers and pick things with them on. There is an on/ off switch on the palm. Once that is turned on, you need to tap the light once for them to work.\n\nAs he raised his hands, they made noise, the light flickers off and on. More and more noises, more and more light blinking. I have to admit that they are pretty cool. We had no problems making them work on 'command'. His friends were super impressed and used them all afternoon.\n\nHe is a big 8 year old so with his size considered, I would think that this will fit up to a 12 year old with no problem. I could get them on my own hands but not comfortably.","Product: Ravensburger has been making toys for the hand, head, and heart for over 130 years. Our 3D jigsaw puzzles for adults will bowl you over with premium quality, in terms of both content and material. Ravensburger's puzzles are made to fit precisely - no matter how large or small the puzzle, each is precision made so that every piece fits perfectly, without frustration. Jigsaw puzzles help support a child's development as they play, building skills such as concentration and creativity, and are great fun for adults, providing a great experience whether you're puzzling by yourself or with a group.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Pretty Finished Product, Not exactly a challenge.\n\nReview: Recently, I was given the opportunity to try the Ravensburger 3D Statue of Liberty puzzle. My 9 year old puzzle master and I took the challenge. This is much smaller than the other 3D puzzles we have done at 108 pieces. It also includes a base board, 4 clips, three plastic pieces and liberty figure.\n\nThis puzzle has plastic pieces, like the previous puzzles we have done from Ravensburger. Unlike a normal 2D puzzle, these can be completed by looking at the picture on the box or using the numbers/ arrows on each piece. My son likes to try and follow the box. However, I am a sucker for the numbers. After the first level, he gave up and we started really just used the numbers. No hurt feelings on our part, we did the same thing with the globe and had a great time sorting and finding the pieces.\n\nThis is a quick puzzle to be honest. You truly have to want the finished product more than the challenge on this one. The model, when complete, is a great conversation piece and looks lovely on a shelf or a bookcase. But the low piece count and the large statue take away from what makes puzzles fun. Imagine a Lego Liberty with the base being all small pieces but the statue being one giant piece. Now you have it.\n\nAll in all, a great gift for a lover of all NYC or someone with reverence to Lady Liberty.","Product: ALEX Toys Artist Studio My Art Spinner lets you create one-of-a-kind works of art. Pour paint onto the quickly spinning cards to create unique splashes and circles that can’t be duplicated. Make frames, cards and more! Includes an orange art spinner, splash shield, 5 bottles of paint (0.6 oz.), 20 black and white cards, gold and silver glitter (0.5 oz.) and easy instructions. Requires 1 C battery (not included). Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: CAUTION: Paint will stain.\n\nReview: It is utterly amazing that you would make an art toy that starts with a recommendation of 6 years which included permanent paint colors. Water based, washable colors would have worked just fine. With that said, we had fun with the toy after we cleared off the table, put on smocks, covered the table with paper and removed the chairs. All this because I have read some earlier reviews about splattering. And thank goodness I did, my previous art spinner had a bigger 'splash guard'. This one is laughable.\n\nWe inserted the paper, which honestly is a bit thin for all of this paint and started to spin. Little by little, the kids started to drop paint. My helpers, 2 eight year olds and one 12 year old, were excited to see what they could do. It started out ok. We turned it on and watched the paper spin. Using a few droplets, I watched the 8 year olds get splattered with paints on their smocks. After about 5 minutes, those droplets had dried. Thankfully, it also dried on the paper instead of my table.\n\nThere are only 20 pieces of paper included. I don't think this is a bad thing, considering I would prefer heavier stock for cards. For younger kids and parents that wanted to be all hands on, this would be a fun crafting project for Christmas or Thank you Cards. Very small cards, FYI.\n\nWith all this said, it isn't a bad toy, just surprisingly messy for something with possible staining problems.","Product: Create one-of-a-kind animations using the Minecraft Animation Studio! Inspired by the virtual game, this exciting toolkit comes with everything you need to make your favorite characters come to life. Choose from one of six iconic environments to set the stage for your movie then use the mini-figures and accessories to act out a story. Download the free app, which makes the objects appear to move on their own, and use your mobile device to aim and shoot: you've just created your own Minecraft animation! Switch and swap out environments to tell any story you want. Kids will be able to create, share, and show off their animations with other fans of Minecraft. Includes 1 movie stage, 6 different backgrounds, 3 exclusive mini-figures, over 18 other environment accessories, and a device holder.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cute idea, too high price point.\n\nReview: This is a cool idea and sure to make a bag as a gift for any fan of Minecraft. Bonus points to those who are interested in stop motion animation!\n\nMy 8 yr old son has used the Lego stop motion app and the OgoBild animation set with camera, so he is well versed on what kind of patience is needed to make these short films. We unpacked the box, with the backdrops, individual pieces and stand for the device.\n\nWe downloaded the app on both a Mini iPad, iPod Touch and an iPhone 6. No problems on any of the 3 devices. Each fit fine in the holder without a bulky case, which we had to remove off the iPad. It was seated perfectly in the notches on the stand. There were shaky moments when my son went to take a picture. He still needs to push the button and this something throws the whole thing out of whack. This was the biggest problem of the whole set. But considering his Lego masterpieces were made not using a stand, it was a great improvement on what we are used to.\n\nThe set itself is fine. However, considering the price point is $40, I can't rate it higher. There are \"exclusive\" mini figures and more are available for a price at most toy stores and online. The backgrounds are double sided which make 4 different ones. In two separate places on Amazon it says \"6 background options.\"","Product: In Disney/Pixar's Cars, every character in Radiator Springs knows that when you want a sweet new custom paint job, you make tracks to Ramone's! This super auto body shop play set features everything you need to customize your own designs. Drive your favorite Disney Pixar's Cars color change vehicles into the paint booth for a cool new style. Squeeze the water pump to blast on warm water then have some spin n' spray action as you watch the colors change. Raise the elevator to the top floor to show off your new paint job then roll down the ramp into the cold water dunk tank to change it back again. Part of the Story Sets line, this play set connects to other playsets to enhance the storytelling possibilities and build out the world of Cars. Collect all the color change vehicles (sold separately) so that you can dip, spray and splash an entire fleet! Includes 1 Color Change Ramone.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Color Changes are Cool.\n\nReview: Yep, it is a set uses water. You fill up a squeeze bottle and small reservoir. It is wet, your floor/ counter/ play area will get wet. Put it on a towel, play with it outside. This shouldn't be a surprise.\n\nWith that said, this is a cute Cars set for the kid that loves all things Pixar Cars. Who didn't love Ramone's laid back attitude in the movies? The color changing aspect of the car is very cool. The cold water and warm water do the job quickly, which is fun to watch.\n\nAssembly is pretty straight forward and takes only a few minutes. The worst part is that because of the water usage, you can't really connect this with the other sets of Radiator Springs, unless this one sits on a towel. However, my son had fun with it regardless. It just didn't last very long.\n\nWith only one car in the set, there is only so long it kept his attention. To get more Color Change Cars, it is $7 a pop. We had a few 'other brand' cars that worked, but they weren't the correct size to fit into the dunking tank.\n\nAll in all, this is a fun idea and works with the theme. It didn't keep my son's attention for very long and it isn't something we will keep set up somewhere in order for him to go back to it. Every time it take some help from mom or dad to set up. I don't know about you, but my kid plays with the item that is easiest to grab.","Product: Inspired by Elsa's castle , this play set features elements that celebrate the empowering scene when Elsa sings \"Let It Go.\" Kids can transform snow to stairs, activate a magical light, and send the icicle chandelier spiraling downwards! Includes Elsa Ice Castle and house-themed piece count. Doll not included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Makes Quite the Impression on tiny Frozen fans!\n\nReview: You know that what every girl will want this fall is to re-enact the scene in Frozen where Elsa sings \"Let It Go\". This castle has to be the most 'Squee\" inducing thing that I have opened in a long time. The girls went crazy!\n\nThere is one long staircase on the left that magically changes from snow to staircase. \"Mom! Oh My Goodness! Remember when she did that in the movie?!\" There is a mirror at the ends that pivots to show Elsa in her fancy snow dress, singing! There is a bed, throne and vanity included with lots of extra little pieces like perfume bottles and goblets, etc.\n\nWhen placed on the stand in the center of the castle, there is a crank to turn that spins the floor where she stands (and can be attached to a stand to keep her upright). When the floor turns, there are light AND... AND... the back of the castle grow. We had several girls over here that day and each one had to participate in the spinning and growing of the castle. Then, if that wasn't cool enough. When the castle reaches full height, down comes the crystal chandelier! Really, it is very fun to do this reveal with an audience of 5-8 year old girls.\n\nThe stand can be placed in 3 different locations, if your child wants the authentic experience of having Elsa stand and wait for Anna to appear. The doors really open and close and there is a balcony in the back to be able to play on both sides. When the castle is 'at full size', it is about 3 feet tall and really pretty.\n\nThings you should know:\n*This has a big footprint and since it cannot be easily put away, will be a permanent fixture in a playroom or bedroom.\n*This fits the Elsa and Anna dolls from Mattel.\n*Assembly is fairly easy and painless.","Product: Step into the competition with the new Ashs Arena Challenge! Turn Ashs hat backwards to get him battle-ready and send the highly articulated Pikachu into action. Use the buttons on the arena to activate Pikachus Quick Attack, Thunderbolt and Iron Tail to take down its opponent. These three unique battle moves also activate authentic music, voice and attack sounds for realistic battle play. This set includes an articulated Pikachu, articulated Ash, a Wobbuffet figure, and arena. As a bonus, most small size Pokmon figures are compatible with the arena.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 3 Battles, Sounds, Lights and Your Choice of Pikachu or Ash Voices!\n\nReview: Comes with Ash, Pikachu and Wobbuffet. Ash can move at the waist and also both arms move. His head can turn and most importantly, his HAT can spin around backwards! (His hat can also pop off, so beware of the small pieces). He has holes in the bottom of his shoes so he can be placed and stand at the end of the battle arena. The Pikachu has a tail that spins and ears that move. He has a hole on the bottom that allows him to be placed on the arena as well.\n\nThe arena itself has 3 buttons for the various attacks, a speaker on the top (which we put clear tape over the make it less loud) and a lever to choose which attack you will use.\n\nThere are 2 choices for sound; English and Sound Effects. One sounds like Ash giving the command and saying what the attack is. The other is in Pikachu's voice, shouting before attacking. Again, I found these really loud and muffled it a little by putting clear tape over the speaker.\n\nThere are 3 ways to battle; Quick attack, Thunderbolt and Iron Tail. Choose your attack method, press the button and Pikachu attacks! Some are surprising and some not so effective, but all are pretty fun. You can use the included Pokemon, but any small style figures will work here. We used some that my children have collected but then moved to Toy Story characters and Lego mini figures after a while.\n\nThis is a bunch of fun to play with, especially for my 8 year old boy and his friends. He liked the music and the lights after each battle. We were all annoyed at Pikachu's tail, which kept getting in the way when resetting the arena. It was a quick fix but a pain nonetheless.","Product: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shrinky Dinks Playset lets you train and battle from street to sewer lair. Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo practice their skills with Master Splinter in their underground headquarters and then go to the surface to have pizza or battle the evil Shredder, Bebop, Rocksteady and many other villains. The kit includes 40 precut and preprinted Shrinky Dinks pieces, 80 precut and preprinted paperboard pieces, 10 colored pencils, 16 glue dots and instructions. Recommended for children 5 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cute set for the nostalgic parent.\n\nReview: We had a really good time with this set on a rainy day with a table full of kids. Each child did a couple on their own. The kids that took their time certainly had better results. The more color they added, the better they turned out in the end. But you try telling kids how to do things. Yeah, so some were great and some were just ok.\n\nThey laid them on the baking sheet and I was in charge of the oven. We have a convection toaster oven, so I tend to watch things I bake pretty close. I found that these cooked a little quicker than expected. I am not sure whether this is a misprint on the box or just my convection working quickly. But I pulled them out a little before they started to really 'cook', after they curled up and flattened out again. Not to perfection, but still ok.\n\nI found these to be exactly as I remember them, from doing them when I was a kid. However, we made jewelry, sun catchers and decorative items with ours. This came with a playset made of cardboard that can pieced together. Not sure if that is how we were supposed to use those glue dots? I put the set together but it was crushed in about 2 minutes of play with rough-housing boys. Meh. Not a huge deal because now they just sit on the shelf with all the other crafts from school.\n\nWhat was good about it? An afternoon of coloring during a rainy summer day, away from screens and avoiding boredom.","Product: Design and run your own John Deere farm utilizing the Lionel quick-connect track and working cargo station to load and unload the chickens. The new Imagineering line allows you to expand and grow your world with separate sale track and accessories. With so many options, playtime is never-ending.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A child powered, imaginative toy! No lights! No sounds!\n\nReview: Trains with no lights! A child powered, imaginative toy! Its a revelation!\n\nThis set comes with 6 feet of track (that form a perfect oval), a crane, engine, cargo car and caboose, 2 'crates' that contain chickens! The track isn't quite as heavy duty as ones I've seen, but it stays put and doesn't break apart even on carpeting.\n\nIt only takes 15 minutes to set up with pieces of track that just snap together. Not sure if the preschool set can do this without help, but 6+ won't have any problems. The trains move along the track very smoothly and the crane is simple and easy to use. The crane can be used to pick up the chicken crates and load them into the cargo car.\n\nA wonderful gift idea!","Product: This 10\" diameter disc features more than 20 hours of LED glow. It's excellent or intense play or casual family fun with its 175g competition grade weight and aerodynamic shape. Requires two CR2032 batteries (included).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun in the Dark!\n\nReview: Much cooler than your average frisbee. My son and husband had a great time at dusk and night playing with this toy.\n\nit is a normal size for a frisbee. The plastic is a little harder than a typical, freebie one. So it was a change when my husband and son started playing. The first couple of time, I heard \"Ouch\" and \"D'oh!\" when it was caught. But after a few tosses, they got the hang of it.\n\nIt is super easy to turn on. A small battery and light disc is glued into the center underneath the frisbee. This doesn't affect its ability to fly. It has 3 lights that can be continually on or flashing. Both are fun and are BRIGHT when in the dark, playing.\n\nWe really enjoyed this toy and will continue to use it.","Product: Buzz Bee Toys Air Warriors EXTREME Air Max 10 Blaster is an EXTREME performance dart blaster with an automatic rotating barrel. Load up to 10 darts into the blaster barrels. Pump the handle to build up air pressure and launch an EXTREME dart up to 60 feet! Pulling the trigger not only launches the dart but also advances the next one so you’re ready to pump and fire! Includes blaster and 10 Extreme soft foam suction darts. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just as good as \"other brand\".\n\nReview: I don't have anything bad to say about this toy. My son was elated when he opened it, never even commenting about the name brand that is absent. He does like to hold it upside down, which at 9 years old, he doesn't want to hear that it makes hi look like a dork.\n\nWhen pumped repeatedly, those darts travel far and fast! He loves the suction cups and I am treated to \"BOOM BOOM BOOM\" as they land on the storm door. The brand name darts work well in this toy, which made us happy because that is most of what we have. I think also, he likes having something the neighborhood boys don't. That way, no one thinks his gun is theirs.\n\nFairly easy to open package. Instant fun!","Product: Race without limits with the Hot Wheels RC Sky Shock transforming remote control flying race vehicle! This precision on-ground remote-controlled race vehicle hurtles down the track breaking records and leaving competition in the dust. Then with the push of a button Sky Shock spreads its wings and takes off, climbing, soaring and stunting across the sky! This revolutionary remote control vehicle has enhanced stability for a smooth driving experience and impressive speed. The push-button transformation feature is EPIC and the large propellers and wings mean Sky Shock is faster on the ground and in the air with significantly faster takeoff and climbing capabilities! Race on the land! Race in the sky! With the Hot Wheels RC Sky Shock you can be the ultimate race champion! Requires 6 AA (LR6) Alkaline batteries, not included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great choice for those looking for a path into drone or RC planes.\n\nReview: My son has declared this the coolest toy ever. \"Mom, you HAVE to give this a 10 star review. I LOVE this plane!\"\n\nSo, I am reviewing it based on his 'fun level' and my level of pleased with not having to repair/ replace/ return anything on this toy. We were expecting something small, something like a novelty helicopter that are tiny and fall apart easily. This was not that.\n\nThe package arrived and we opened it right away. The plane is about 12 inches in length and covered in cool graphics like flames. We placed AA batteries in the controller and started pushing buttons (he is 9 after all.) The wings automatically moved down and then up. They tucked away next to the styrofoam body when in use as a vehicle. In the box were extra propellers and instructions. We plugged the controller into the USB hub and plugged the plane in through the controller.\n\nIn approximately 1.5 hours, it was ready to go. Outside, we tested it on the ground first. It was fast! It took a while to get used to the controller. Because it uses propellers to turn, it makes it more difficult to control and more sensitive to turn. With a press of a button, the wings expand from the body and you are ready to fly!\n\nFind a long runway and go for it. The plane will take off and go straight up and climb quickly. It didn't take too long before he got the hang of it. If you turn it, it descends and then either scrapes the ground or lands. This hasn't hurt the plane yet. In fact, we are pretty impressed by its resiliency. After many crash landings, it is still able to fly like the first time.\n\nWith all that said, my 9 year old is more gentle than the average kid and we watched out the window nervously as the other neighborhood kids crowded around on its first couple of flights. I am happy to say that it made it through unscathed.\n\nThis is a great starter for those interested in flying RC planes and drones. Of course, the flying time is about 10 minutes at the most before needing to be recharged. This is pretty average in our experience.","Product: Fisher-Price Nickelodeon Blaze & the Monster Machines, Flip & Race Speedway\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good when it is done right.\n\nReview: This track was really easy to put together which is great because I had a few small boys that were not-so-patiently waiting to give it a whirl.\n\nWe found showing the boys how to do this several times the right way, stopped their incessant frustrations over what happens if you do it 'wrong'. You MUST slide the launcher all the way back into position. You MUST roll Blaze all the way back against the launcher or he won't go all the way around every time. You MUST use the flipper slowly, pressing the button gently in order to flip Blaze over onto the track.\n\nNow, I find that gentle and slow isn't really something in small boys' working knowledge of play. They tend to be loud, quick and forceful, especially with toys that launch and go fast. I am going to estimate that every 4th time they actually got all the components right to make a successful circle around the track. This didn't dissuade them, it was just not as face paced as they would have liked. They were also disappointed that the other cars didn't work on this track, too. Thankfully, they were less interested in a story than they were just watching the darn car go fast.\n\nWith all of that, it is pretty cool that it does a few different things, create a circle track where Blaze jumps over a crevasse, go straight into the flipper and after flipped, continue on to the launcher again and making an oval track with an exit onto the floor. With a few cars this becomes a fun race of who can do what first.\n\nThis is a fun toy for the kind of kid that just wants to watch the cars go fast and be the operator behind the magic.","Product: Maisto Tech Street Series Futuristic style radio control motorcycle with amazing spinning action. Buy 2 and play with your friends in a head to head battle. Available in orange and black police styles. Changing-color LED gives a futuristic glow while the bike is on. The operator controls the rear wheel angle to make the Cyklone 360 steer. Click on the video to see the wild spinning stunts that are easy enough for a child to quickly master.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fast but has some issues.\n\nReview: My 9 year old son was handed the box when this arrived and these are the things he noticed.\n\nPros:\n*He easily removed it from the box and using a screwdriver, put the batteries in himself.\n*It goes pretty fast.\n*Remote is simple and easy to use.\n*He drove it pretty far away at it didn't lose signal.\n*We like orange and it makes it appear super cool.\n\nCons:\n*When you turned the knob, it made the motorcycle back wheel turn all the way. This made is super hard to steer. There was no in between.\n*There are stabilizing wheels that go on the bottom fall out when the motorcycle turns or if it falls over.\n*Feels lightweight and kind of cheap.\n\nThis would make a great gift for a child's friend or a quick toy to pack when going camping (that's what we did) or on vacation.","Product: My Little Pony Guardians of Harmony Cheese Sandwich Pony with Party Tank\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Ridiculously Cute and Extra Super Fun.\n\nReview: SO FUN! As a mother of a formerly obsessed MLP child, we still collect the cooler pieces. This is a great toy of one of our favorite characters, mainly because it is voiced by Weird Al.\n\nThe pony has articulated front legs and tail. The hind legs just move forward and back. He also has perfectly fitted footprints on the cannon that he stands in when firing. SO CUTE! The chickens and pelicans actually shoot pretty far. The cannon is easy to shoot AND the shooting action is really fun. The cannon barrel actually pulls back before it fires.\n\nSo, will you tiny MLP fan have fun with this? Of course! Bring along the Pinkie Pie with her cannon and you have a battle of the happiness wills.","Product: Turn into a Pokmon Trainer with the Clip n Carry Pok Ball Belt! The set includes one adjustable belt with a Pok Ball design, one Pok Ball, one never released before Net Ball and one 2 Pikachu figure. The belt holds up to six Pok Balls at once. Additional Pok Balls and figures are sold separately.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Adjustable belt is great for older PokeFans!\n\nReview: We are in a Pokemon obsessed household at the moment, which I gather isn't all that unusual since the release of Pokemon Go. My 9 year old just had to have the Pokeball Belt. We have a previous version that he used a few years back with a Halloween costume. However, those 2 years have seen quite a growth spurt, making the old belt way too small. I was worried that this one would be the same.\n\nThis belt is adjustable and at its largest, still had room to spare. He was elated, i was relieved. The buckle is cool and easy for him to use. the balls attach easily and seem to stay on well, even with running and jumping.\n\nThe following is his 9 year old boy review: \"I like the buckle because it has a pokeball design on it. I also really like the different pokeballs, including the EXCLUSIVE netball! It could have been better if there was a water-type Pokemon in the netball, because those are for water-types.\"","Product: Practice your skills as a Pokmon Trainer with the Throw N Pop Pok Ball! Set includes a detailed 2 Froakie figure and an Ultra Ball. Place Froakie inside the Pok Ball, close it, and get ready to throw your Pokmon into battle! Toss the Ultra Ball onto any hard surface, upon impact the ball pops open, launching the Froakie into action! Gotta Catch 'Em All. Suitable for ages 4 years and up.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very cool but limited fun.\n\nReview: We are a Pokemon Go family at the moment, so this toy arrived just at the right time. My 9 year old was much more excited than I thought he would be. He grabbed the package and disappeared into the playroom and in 3 minutes, came back and tossed the ball on the sofa where it popped open and sprung a Pikachu at me. Clearly, he was joyful as he giggled a while before coming to retrieve the toy. His review is below, in his own words:\n\n\"The design is really cool, how if you click the button it pops open just like a real Pokeball in the game or the show. I like the size because it is easy for me to throw and perfect to fit in a shorts pocket but not too big that it is hard to hold. I like Pikachu, but I am glad that there are more with a few different characters. Too many Pikachu!\n\nIf you click the button at the moment you toss it, it will open in mid air and the Pokemon will go flying. If you toss onto the bed or floor or sofa, it will also pop open when it hits. The only thing better would be to have a clip so I could add it to my PokeBelt.\"","Product: ZOOB 15 Piece Glow Pastels Building Set contains fluorescent colored pieces that makes a fantastic starter-set or a great source for extra parts or color in a larger project. Pastel pieces appear to glow under a black light (not included). Contains instructions to create a cel phone, a twirling top, a little critter and more (or you can make up your own). ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axels and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monsters-or vehicles-or monsters that turn into vehicles! The possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Awesome Glowing Add-Ons to your larger sets.\n\nReview: I am a fan of Zoobs from way back. We have the 125 piece bin as well as the Zoob Car Designer. Both have had staying power in our toy closet.\n\nThis set is very cool to add an awesome glow to your robots, alien figures and homemade action figures. Much like original Zoob pieces, they are easy to use and simple to connect and move. They remind me of bones, the way they fit together like a ball and socket. But it also allows for a wide range of motion and endless building possibilities. PLUS THEY GLOW! I am not sure about your kids, but add a glowing factor to anything and it is an instant hit. The glow blocks add a pop of fun to vehicles, insects and robots when they are flying through a dark room.\n\nThis is a small set of only 15 pieces. I recommend this as an add-on item to a larger set, rather than have this be the main set. (Psst. It is a better cost if you buy a larger set!)","Product: Fans, get your favorite Disney/Pixar Cars locations, characters and tracks in one exciting pack! This ultimate Radiator Springs story set delivers hours of racing and stunt fun! Open it up and cruise through Willie's Butte track, then boost your speed at the Racin' Route 66 launcher. Rest up at the Piston Cup Pit stop or rev up at Flo's V-8. When you're ready for action, brave the loops, ramps and more at Sarge's Stuntin' Surplus or dare Grey's Transporter stunt set. Finish your day with the champ Lightning McQueen at his hair raising Loop Launcher! Start at one end of town, then reconfigure everything and begin the fun in new ways all over again! The giant pack includes vehicles Lightning McQueen, Grey Transporter, Mater, Doc Hudson and Sarge. Colors and decorations may vary.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Really great BIG BOX of Cars fun.\n\nReview: My son was very excited to open this play set, especially after seeing the most recent teaser for the upcoming Cars movie! (2018 or something but still...)\n\nWe already have the Color Change Ramone's Auto Body Shop Playset, Escape From Frank Track Set, Tractor Tippin' Fields Launcher, Carbon Racers Double Lane Duel Track Set, Radiator Springs Cozy Cone Motel Playset and a few more. This set just adds to that with all new sets to include in the Radiator Springs Cityscape.\n\nThere are 8 sets in this box, which is big and impressive if you are looking for a gift to get that 'Oh Wow\" response. The included sets are Willie's Butte track, Corners Tracks, Racin' Route 66 launcher, Piston Cup Pit stop, Flo's V-8 Cafe, Sarge's Stuntin' Surplus, Grey's Transporter plus stunt set and the Loop Launcher. It also comes with Lightning McQueen, Grey Transporter, Mater, Doc Hudson and Sarge.\n\nNow, we didn't find it difficult to set up. Each set comes sealed in a bag, so each can be set up one by one. Assembly instructions are average and pretty easy to use. Most pieces click together, although some needs an extra push here and there. My son set up maybe 3/4 of it by himself with my help requested here and there.\n\nI like the storage aspect of the Loop Launcher set. Sometimes, the launchers and 'tricks' stick. But mostly they work as intended. The plastic is a bit thin and the pieces just click together. Stepping on these will make pieces come apart. We haven't broken anything yet, but my son isn't very rough. Consider than several of these have launchers attached, so you wouldn't have to worry about those sets where those aren't included.\n\nI would be great to have some extra tracks included in this set, to create longer roads on the city scape. But for the most part, these will connect one after another. It is a big box of fun with a lot of impact for kids 4+.","Product: Lil' Lockitz Vacay Set by ALEX Toys lets you express yourself as never before to create something truly personal, for yourself or a loved one. Lil Lockitz supplies you with gems, backgrounds and charms of your favorite things to float in a wearable collage that tells a story. Capture your favorite day, your favorite activity or even your favorite person! Bet your last vacation was one fun trip! Keep those relaxing and fun memories near to your heart by creating a keepsake necklace. Just fill it with custom charms of sunshine, suitcases, and whatever fun activities you experienced, lock it up when everything is in place and wear it as a necklace for everybody to see. The set comes with everything you need to make 3 Lockitz! Includes 3 Locket Tops, 3 Locket Backs, 3 Necklaces, 12 Charms, 9 Gems, 6 Backgrounds, Locket Crimper and Easy Instructions. Recommended for children 5 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: ... the Pets and Sweets pack but still just as fun. The Vacay Set was a big hit\n\nReview: This is smaller than the Pets and Sweets pack but still just as fun. The Vacay Set was a big hit, featuring tiny charms with beachy items like suns, flip flops, sunglasses, etc. I brought these to a family gathering over the summer. When the rain inevitably came, I was suddenly a camp counselor in charge of the craft room. Both boys and girls had a good time creating these lockets. From ages 10 to 4, they were happy for something to do while we waited out the storm.\n\nEssentially, these create lockets (like the popular work-from-home mom order catalog) but in a simpler, obviously plastic form. The kits contains lockets, cords for necklaces, plus stickers, charms and some glittery rhinestones. So here is how it goes: you put one of the bases in the 'locket locker', add a round paper background, add charms of your choice, some fancy glittery gems if you choose and then put the top on. Once done, you use the crimper, to officially click the locket closed. Truth be known, you can also do this by hand.\n\nWe found that maybe 1 out of every 4 lockets wouldn't stay closed (and remember, we had 4 sets). Not a great statistic, but I am not sure I expected these to be a great quality. I would stick to the plastic charms as to not risk losing something more valuable. I question the staying power once the initial lockets are made, if any of those kids would go back and make another. However, for a party or craft gathering, this is a great activity.","Product: Lil' Lockitz Sweets Set by ALEX Toys lets you express yourself as never before to create something truly personal, for yourself or a loved one. Lil Lockitz supplies you with gems, backgrounds and charms of your favorite things to float in a wearable collage that tells a story. Capture your favorite day, your favorite activity or even your favorite person! Put a smile on someones face with sugary treats that you wear. Just fill it with custom charms of cake, donuts, ice cream and more, lock it up when everything is in place and wear it as a necklace, bracelet or use the Keychain Clasp to make a clip-on! The set comes with everything you need to make 6 Lockitz! Includes 6 Locket Tops, 6 Locket Backs, 3 Necklaces, 2 Bracelets, 1 Keychain Clasp, 24 Charms, 18 Gems, 12 Backgrounds, Locket Crimper, Tweezers, Photo Stencil and Easy Instructions. Recommended for children 5 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: My favorite of all of the sets!\n\nReview: I brought these to a family pool party gathering over the summer. When the rain inevitably came, I was suddenly a camp counselor in charge of the craft room. Both boys and girls had a good time creating these lockets. From ages 10 to 4, they were happy for something to do while we waited out the storm.\n\nThe Sweets set was the big hit featuring tiny charms with not only cookies, cupcakes and other sweets, but kitchen appliances all very reminiscent of Kawaii faced items. You can get away with having boys create a few charms, but mostly this is geared squarely toward girls. Boys under 6 won't bat an eye.\n\nEssentially, these create lockets (like the popular work-from-home mom order catalog) but in a simpler, obviously plastic form. The kits contains lockets, cords for necklaces, ribbons for bracelets, ring for keychain plus stickers, charms and some glittery rhinestones. So here is how it goes: you put one of the bases in the 'locket locker', add a round paper background, add charms of your choice, some fancy glittery gems if you choose and then put the top on. Once done, you use the crimper, to officially click the locket closed. Truth be known, you can also do this by hand.\n\nWe found that maybe 1 out of every 4 lockets wouldn't stay closed (and remember, we had 4 sets). Not a great statistic, but I am not sure I expected these to be a great quality. I would stick to the plastic charms as to not risk losing something more valuable. I question the staying power once the initial lockets are made, if any of those kids would go back and make another. However, for a party or craft gathering, this is a great activity.","Product: Hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great set for racing kids and adults alike.\n\nReview: I have a 9 year old son and a 40 year old husband who are car enthusiasts. If it has a motor, they love it. If it has a remote, they are all in. So when given the chance to check out this new \"Intelligent Race System\", they were both eager to give it a go.\n\nWe have the original Anki set, which was cutting edge and super cool years ago (2 years, maybe?) So when we opened this, it is the direct comparison we went to. However, make no mistake this is a set for kids.\n\nPros:\n*This is a BIG set. Impressive for a gift.\n*Cars will stay on the track if you want them to\n*Cars can also be driven off track which doubles the playtime\n*Many different layouts can be done with track\n*Batteries last longer than the rechargeable Anki Drive cars\n*Comes with 2 cars\n\nCons:\n*It is BIG and takes up a lot of space\n*Batteries aren't rechargeable, so you'll need a bunch on hand if played with a lot\n\nThis is a great set for racing fanatics. The duality of being able to play on track or off is pretty cool. With so many track set ups to choose from, it has staying power. Just make sure you have the room for it.","Product: The Secret Life of Pets Knot-A Pillow by ALEX Toys lets you create a 15in. square pillow of your favorite pet, Max! Just knot the edges, stuff the center and you'll create a bright blue pillow to stitch on the details of Max's face. Perfect for naps or to lay on when binge watching your favorite cartoons! Includes 2 square fleece pillow shapes, 5 colors of embroidery floss, 27 felt shapes, stuffing, 2 needles and instructions. Recommended for children 8 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Needs a little work.\n\nReview: I thought that my beginner sewer would enjoy a project with a final project that's useful. What I received was a kit that needed way too much help from me and a pillow that it 95% for show.\n\nYou sew the dog onto the pillow and then knot the sides. Easy, right? But the directions are too sparse, especially if you want your child to attempt this on their own. We ended up using some of our own supplies, more stuffing, extra glue, etc. The dog needs to be placed 'just so' and then sewn on. The sides are just knots in the fleece fringe.\n\nIts fine. I am not sure it is worth the money, but would make a fine gift for 1. someone who loves the movie and 2. someone who is a little more rafty than we are.","Product: What if a solar flare has caused all the electronic video games in the world to short circuit? this inventive creativity kit presents children with the scenario of needing to create the greatest board game of all time. With the Spark Lab invention process and cool game components such as game board, sand timer, spinner, die, markers, stencils and stickers, create a family game night classic. Best of all, you get to make the rules! Make the game as difficult or as wacky as you want, game night will never be the same. Think it! Explore it! Sketch it! Create it! Try it! Tweak it! Sell it! This new line introduces kids to the process of invention, the same process used by real inventors. Develop 21st century skills such as critical thinking and creativity in a fun, open-ended way. Ask analytical questions like how will a player win, how many players can play the game at the same time? Do I want to create a game that takes 15 minutes to play or over an hour? Each Spark!Lab Smithsonian activity presents a unique obstacle to overcome. With the Scenario in front of them and the materials provided as points of inspiration, children use the Spark!Lab invention process to create their own unique solutions. Spark!Lab Smithsonian inventive creativity kits show children the invention process can be fun and exciting even when it is challenging. This product line inspires both analytical and creative thought to show children they can do anything they set their mind to. Spark!Lab Smithsonian inventive creativity kits are designed to provide children with the same hands-on experience at home as they would enjoy when visiting the Draper Spark!Lab at the Smithsonian National Museum of American history in Washington, D.C. Since 1976, the Creativity for Kids mission has been to provide children with experiences that stimulate and encourage their natural creativity. Our open-ended products offer fun-filled opportunities for children to create, learn, pretend, and explore. Ages 8+.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun for the super creative.\n\nReview: I have 2 kinds of kids, one that can make art out of trash and one that wants things to look like 'they are supposed to.\" This kit isn't for the latter.\n\nMy daughter had a great time gathering the pile of supplies, paper shapes, clay, scissors, wheels, pipe cleaners, googly eyes, etc and 'seeing' something that could be made out of it. She creates characters on paper often, though, so this wasn't far fetched. She sketched, gathered, compiled and put on finishing touches to some chicken/ dragon/ kitty thing. It was... um.... interesting.\n\nMy son is the 'make it look like the picture' child. He likes Legos with specific step by step instructions. This kit was frustrating for him not having a guidebook.\n\nMy kids are 13 (girl) and 9 (boy), and they had a nice afternoon hanging together and discovering this kit. My son mostly helped my daughter with her 'vision'. I can see this being exciting for kids who like open ended, non-structured play. But for all others, this kit wouldn't do it for them.","Product: Touching and feeling -Recognizing and naming colors and symbols A game collection, to train the sense of touch and classifying abilities, for 2 - 4 players. Game Idea: Meow, is that my ear? - No, hee-haw, it`s mine! Whoever is the first to recognize, by touch, the right ears for their animals wins the game.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Stands the Test of Time and Age\n\nReview: Another fabulous game from Haba! It is a take on any other bingo style game, with a few twists.\n\nEar Tug consists of 9 heavy cardboard squares, each decorated with an animal with cut outs where the ears should be. There is a blue fabric bag that contains 21 wooden and colored shapes, that represent the ears.\n\nThe object is to pick a card (or 2 or 3 or 4 depending on the number of players). Each player puts their hand into the bag, which you cannot see through. You must pick out a shape and if it matches one of your cards, you place it on that card and play on. There are 3 blue pieces that cannot be used, just to keep things interesting. The person who wins is the one that fills their cards first.\n\nWe bought this 3 years ago for my now 6 year old. She and her brother, age 3, love to play this game together. There is no need for parental help, reading or counting. It is simply a your turn/ my turn type game.\n\nIt has held up and is quite durable. I recommend this!","Product: Fly to the rescue with the fearless Dusty Crophopper! With this exciting Story Sets playset, kids can recreate the epic moment from Disney Planes: Fire & Rescue when Dusty must help rescue the guests trapped inside the Fusel Lodge. Use the launcher to send Dusty around the track and doing what he does best fighting wildfires! Theres a lookout location on the top of the building where Dusty can rest in between missions and see who needs help down below. Go round and round the Fusel Lodge until Dusty takes out all the flames! Once all the flames are out, release the trapped guests from inside the lodge. You did it! Kids can connect the launcher to the Air Attack Base and Wild Fire Set (sold separately) to enhance storytelling and rescue play. Includes Pontoon Dusty and 1 launcher. Ages 4 and up.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Centerpiece for Planes Fans!\n\nReview: The box alone had my son super excited. There are a lot of pieces and assembly wasn't simple enough for my 8 year old who typically assembles other toys of this kind (like the Cars sets). The pieces snap together, there are stickers to add, but there were a few on the flight path assembly that took me a few extra minutes to figure out.\n\nIt comes with a Dusty (note: NOT die cast but plastic.) Dusty attaches to the flight path and can be launched over the set. There are flames on one side that he \"puts out\" with two passes on the track. There is a place for cars, also 'blocked' by the flames.\n\nThis is a fun set but would be made much better with other vehicles. When paired with other smaller sets, more characters and tons of imagination, this is a great center piece to the story of Dusty and his stint as a Fire and Rescue Plane. Any fan of the movie will enjoy this set.","Product: ALEX Toys Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sticker Mosaics lets you peel and stick 5 mosaic works of art! By matching shapes on the board with supplied stickers, a child can create a piece of art they're sure to be proud of. A fun and easy activity to introduce art to young children. Use 722 stickers to make 3 scenes with the turtles and their enemies (9.5in. x 9.5in.), a Shell raiser vehicle (9.75in. x 6.5in.) and a pizza with plenty of toppings (9.5in. round). Recommended for children 3 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good small activities all grouped in packets\n\nReview: These sheets were perfect for my daughter when she was younger. At 5, she didn't want to be bothered creating stuff where she had to think to much. It was ridiculous, but then when my neighbor's son was frustrated with crafty things, I thought about these again. We brought this over during a week of summer rainy days in order to pass some time.\n\nI find that at 4 years old, these are a group activity. And by group, I mean adult + kid. They come with some heavy cardboard \"patterns\". Each spot corresponds to a sticker on the enclosed sheet. I like to help peel the stickers off and let the kid go nuts with where they put them. You know, that's the creative part. If they are a tiny perfectionist, they will get a lot of satisfaction of making it look just like the diagram. Those that don't, well, it won't look great but they will have fun sticking things on.\n\nDid I mention how nice it is that each pattern is all complete in one packet? Magical! You can grab one and take to dinner, to a friend's house, or leave out for the babysitter.","Product: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Window Sticker Art by ALEX Toys lets you make colorful stickers for your windows, mirrors and even drinking glasses! 50 designs based on Nickelodeons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to make and trace. Peel them up and stick them down again! Includes 6 bottles of bright sticker glue (0.67 oz.), 1 bottle of outliner glue (1.35 oz.), 2 clear plastic work sheets, 3 pattern sheets and easy instructions. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fun but waiting is hard.\n\nReview: We cracked this set open during a 3 day span on rainy, summer days. I had 5 kids in my house during this time, ranging from 6 to 13.\n\nFirst thought, as written in a few other reviews, you need more clear sheets. Two isn't enough to do all the stickers we would have liked. I helped the younger kids with the tracing of the outline and they went crazy filling things in. The problem was the waiting and the lack of clear surfaces.\n\nBecause you only have 2 clear sheets, you can maybe have 2 kids work on one sheet at a time. But then, there is the waiting. THE WAITING. Outline. Wait. Color in. Wait. Then carefully peel off the plastic and be careful not to tear the stickers. Once you have that done, you have kind of a cool set of stickers. They are easily stuck, then peeled the stuck and peeled again.\n\nSo this was fun, but it took a good 2 days of limited activity then about an entire day of waiting for things to dry. So have patient kids, or at least ones that will still care after having to wait a good 8 hours for drying time.","Product: ZOOB Galax-Z ZOOBodyssey blasts you off on a deep space adventure! Explore the heavens and do some intergalactic cruising with your rugged ZOOBodyssey! This 45 piece kit comes with 34 ZOOB Pieces, Gamma the ZOOBonaut and 10 ZOOB Galax-Z accessories. ZOOB's unique pieces let you create joints that rotate, axels that spin, and objects that move and articulate. With Endless building possibilities, you can follow the instructions, or use your imagination to orbit the moon your own way! You'll also get detailed picture instructions to build the Defender Station, Interstellar Searcher and Intergalactic Transforming Explorer. Includes 34 ZOOB pieces, figure, helmet, 2 lasers, 2 small wing blasters, 2 engine shells, turbo blaster, 2 engine turbines and instructions for multiple builds. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun for all ages, best when they play together!\n\nReview: My son enjoys these sets, as we have been fans of Zoob products for years now. These are interactive and can be as easy or complicated as the child would like to make it. Therefore, this is a great toy to bring out when there are little kids and big kids, like family functions.\n\nThis set centers around the space line of Zoobs. This particular toy can be made into various space vehicles. (It NOT, however, the Lunar Pathfinder that is in the main photo of this listing.) The set comes with all kinds of pieces one needs to make lots of vehicles from things with hands, wheels, rocket boosters, and a spaceman to pilot them.\n\nEasy for small hands to use and the rotating pieces make them tons more fun than other 'square' blocks.","Product: ZOOB 15 Piece Sparkle Building Set contains clear, colorful and sparkly pieces that makes a fantastic starter-set or a great source for extra parts or color in a larger project. Sparkle pieces contain glitter and shine bright in light. Contains instructions to create a cel phone, a twirling top, a little critter and more (or you can make up your own). ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axels and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monsters-or vehicles-or monsters that turn into vehicles! The possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good add-on for a bit of sparkle.\n\nReview: I am a fan of Zoobs from way back. We have the 125 piece bin as well as the Zoob Car Designer. Both have had staying power in our toy closet.\n\nThis set is very cool to add a bit on fancy to your robots, alien figures and homemade action figures. Much like original Zoob pieces, they are easy to use and simple to connect and move. They remind me of bones, the way they fit together like a ball and socket. But it also allows for a wide range of motion and endless building possibilities.\n\nThis is a small set of only 15 pieces. I recommend this as an add-on item to a larger set, rather than have this be the main set. (Psst. It is a better cost if you buy a larger set!)","Product: Excavate and build your own glow-in-the-dark T-Rex skeleton. Unlock a long-buried time capsule with cool augmented reality play cards inside. Travel back to the Jurassic Age via the free dinocode app. Immerse yourself in endless imagination and fun! Make a video of the experience and send it to your friends via social media they will be amazed! This unique dino digging kit combines hands-on fun with virtual excitement. Contains 1 plaster block incorporating 1 container of dinosaur DNA fragments and 1 set of glow dinosaur skeleton parts, 1 set of specially designed digging tools, 1 brush, 2 AR play mats (each size: 42 x 42 cm), 1 piece of soft wax, and detailed instructions.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not a quick play set.\n\nReview: We didn't know what to expect from this kit, but my kids are always game to test something out for fun. I have a 10 and 13 year old that aren't exactly 'into' hard work. So when this brick of a block fell into their laps, they were worried about how difficult it would be to crack out the bones. And it wasn't very easy, frankly.\n\nYou are given a pick axe, a chisel and a small brush (think cheapo watercolors paint brush). With those tools, you should be able to pound away little by little on a hard, plaster brick. Little by little really sums it up. It was surely slow going. Over a rainy weekend, it was worked on in shifts. It took 2 days of slowly picking away. At one point, we grabbed an old ice pick and that really broke it up quite a bit. We had to wash off the plastic pieces to remove all the dirt. Otherwise the pieces were too hard to connect together. Once together, it isn't the sturdiest model and won't stand up to much interaction.\n\nThe DNA comes in a little capsule and contains stickers to add to the fold out poster. After downloading the app, which worked fine on my iPhone 7, we scanned the poster and had a little fun with the AR function. The dino 'popped' up out of the mat and looked scary for a bit. We took some funny screen shots with both kids (sadly, I can't upload them here).\n\nIt is an ok set. Maybe a little too hard for the age range that would enjoy it the most and a little underwhelming for the age group that could physically do it.","Product: Brandon T. Snider has authored numerous books for Little Brown featuring pop culture favorites such as the Transformers, Minions and My Little Pony. He has also written for and appeared on Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer. Brandon lives in New York City, where he's a member of the Writers Guild of America.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Awesome gift for your MLP fanatic!\n\nReview: I have a 10 year old who is IN LOVE with MLP and all it's fables. She loves to read up on each character and know all she can know about the episodes. I was over the moon when I saw this was coming soon and now that it is here, I know she will be thrilled to receive it for her birthday.\n\nIt is smaller than I anticipated, measuring only 8.5 x 6 inches. It is more of a handbook than a picture book, which is great by me! The colorful part of the image is a shiny dust jacket. Under it is the brown, faux bejeweled antique-looking cover.\n\nThe pages are all glossy and colorful.\n\nContents:\n*Introduction\n*Why My Little Pony?\n*My Little Ponies\n*Cutie Mark Crusaders\n*Fellow Equestrians and Animal Friends\n*The Dark Side\n*The Elements of Harmony\n*The Magical World of Equestria\n*An Interview with Lauren Faust\n*Chronicles of Friendship\n*The Musical Pony\n*Friendship Fanatics\n\nThere are very cool things that a real fan will love: Pre-production artwork! An Introduction by Lauren Faust the creator of the series! A complete list of characters and scenery! Episode Guide! Song Lyrics and MORE!\n\nAll of this is sure to make any fan feel like a super fan in no time. Highly recommended for MLP fans and fanatics of all ages, shapes and sizes! (Photos of the book uploaded!)","Product: A series of children's books written by Dav Pilkey (best known for his Captain Underpants books). In each book, Ricky Ricotta, a mouse, with the help of his mighty robot, saves the world from an evil villain.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great mix of story and comic!\n\nReview: From my 7 year old \"I love it. I love it. I love it! Its funny and its cool.\"\n\nThis is our first Captain Underpants book and I was expecting more of a comic book. However, this is a great mix of story and comics. There are interactive parts where I had to help him quickly flip the pages like a old flip book, to watch the action on them come to life. He enjoyed these parts.\n\nEvery page has a picture, most have words on the bottom and a picture on the top. So not like a typical frame by frame comic. The pictures are all in black and white. The pictures illustrate what is happening along in the story.\n\nMy son's favorite parts include the witty names like the math teacher, who's name is Miss Calculator and he also likes to think about his own principal being a super hero in underwear.\n\nHe says that it is not ashard to read as Magic Treehouse series. We will certainly pick up more in the future!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Fatgirlslim hide and glow sleek is our first tinted firming body spray that clinically firms and tones skin over time while instantly perfecting skin with a luminous glow. Over time skin tone is enhanced, firmness is improved, and the appearance of cellulite is reduced. Instantly dull and uneven skin is perfected, skin imparts a luminous glow, and skin is softer and smoother.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Spray tan? Yes! Makes you skinny? Nope.\\n\\nReview: Let's be honest ladies, in the year 2015, do you really think you will spray a liquid on your skin and look magically skinnier? If you do, this product is FOR YOU! It makes you suddenly go from Stay Puft Marshmallow Man into Kate Upton. That's right!\\n\\nNow for the 'rest of us', this product is just silly. I am a fan of a lot of bliss products. This one turned my stomach. I volunteered to try it out for an honest review. I found the color to be ok. It goes on quickly and easily. The odor isn't very bad, the color is fine. It is just like many lotion-type tanning products I've used. the sprayer works really good.\\n\\nWith that said, if you are looking to have perfectly smoothed out thighs once you spray this on, then do not spend your money. Yes, skin does tighten, but it is like spraying alcohol on your face and then waiting while the skin pulls taught. This can't work enough to pull out dimples. Certainly not many dimples. Look elsewhere to cover your cellulite. I suggest a longer bathing suit or sarong.\",\n \"Product: Coffee-mate 2Go lets you transform an ordinary cup of coffee into a delicious coffee treat no matter where you are; at work, school, a restaurant or on-the-go\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for travel, not as good as the original.\\n\\nReview: I am a fan of the Coffeemate Sugar Free Hazenut creamer and use it on a regular basis for my coffee at home. When I travel, I am often discouraged from drinking coffee at houses that offer just milk. It isn't creamy enough for me. I normally just go without and politely decline.\\n\\nWhen I noticed this 2GO on the shelf, I decided to give it a try on my long weekend. My father has a Keurig (which I do not at home) and I was able to make 8 cups of coffee with this creamer. Now, I am very fond of my creamer and use a lot, like 2 tablespoons, in each cup. Feel free to judge me on that but it won't change.\\n\\nThe creamer, while compact and easy to use, wasn't as triple concentrated as I hoped. I used a lot more than the average person to get the same taste as I do from the regular creamer. I have also tried those large office-sized containers and couldn't find a reduced amount there either. The taste was fine, if not a little less on the hazelnut side than its refrigerated counterpart.\\n\\nAll in all, this was a little pricey for me to buy on a regular basis, but it did the trick when in a pinch. It worked better than milk and sugar but not as good as the 'real' Coffemate products.\",\n \"Product: The Dremel DigiLab 3D20 Idea Builder 3D Printer is Dremel's most reliable low-cost 3D printer for hobbyists, tinkerers and other users new to 3D printing. The simple design of the printer along with Dremel support team will help you succeed at 3D printing, even without prior experience! The printer comes fully assembled and includes a 0.5 kg spool of Dremel filament. The easy to follow quick-start guide and detailed instructions will help you begin printing right out of the box. Immediately, you will notice the attention to safety with the rigid, fully-enclosed design and 3rd party UL approval. The printer is designed to print with PLA filament onto a non-heated build plate that uses black build tape to help your prints adhere to the build plate. You can begin your printing with the high-quality models pre-loaded on the printer, which can be accessed through the 4 full-color touch screen. You can load your own files from sites such as Thingiverse, with the included Dremel 3D slicer software. An upcoming update will allow the 3D20 to use .gcode files so you can use Dremel Digilab 3D Slicer, Cura, Craftware, KISSlicer, Simplify3D, Slic3r, Repetier, and other programs to load your print files. Once you start slicing your own files you can take full advantage of the 9 x 5.9 x 5.5 build plate and 100 micron high resolution. The simple design of the extruder allows for easy maintenance with continued use of the printer. With 85 years of reliable quality, Dremel is an established brand that you can trust to support you throughout your journey. By purchasing a Dremel 3D printer, you will have access to Dremel video tutorials as well as unrivaled Dremel customer service. All the help you need will be just a quick email, live chat or phone call away. This is Dremel's most affordable 3D printer and is perfect for new users or for students.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Makes up for in fun what it lacks in instruction\\n\\nReview: Our family is pretty creative, computer savvy and technologically curious. When given the chance to use this 3-D printer, we jumped at it. Although the following points seem negative, we have balanced the fact that we are novices that received a free printer to test, versus someone who is buying this without prior printing knowledge. I am unsure if this is for the 3-D curious or for the experienced printer, but regardless it will work and make models just fine. The real test will be when a professional is handed this machine, is it enough for their experience? Or if a neophyte to 3-D printing decides to purchase this, will the support be enough to keep their interest once frustration kicks in?\\n\\nWe have opted for the latter, powering through trial and error and even purchasing more filament for color variations. We were introduced to 3-D printing thanks to this Dremel machine and will feed that curiosity with more research, instruction and help from the internet.\\n\\nNow, for our specific thoughts:\\n\\n- Software for Mac is not very user-friendly and lacks some basic polish that most Mac users will expect. You also have to override security settings in order to download it because it comes from an \\\"unknown developer\\\". Some of the settings available are not clear for the novice user (such as the \\\"support\\\" option when preparing a model for printing. There is no explanation of this setting. It was only after researching online how to deal with overhanging material in models that I correctly guessed that this had something to do with that.)\\n\\n- No documentation is available for the software as far as I can tell. You are pretty much on your own to figure out how it all works.\\n\\n- Likewise the touchscreen interface on the machine lacks some polish and is frequently unresponsive when tapping on menus.\\n\\n- 3D printing itself seems to work very well when you have a properly prepared model. The ones that are pre-loaded on the SD card work well. Downloading from other sites on the internet comes with mixed results. It seems to largely depend on the skill of the author.\\n\\n- Problems with cables running to the extruder assembly getting stuck in between the assembly and the walls of the unit. Causes the motors to click loudly until you lift the cables so that the extruder can move freely again.\\n\\n- Overall build quality of the printer box seems a bit flimsy. Lots of exposed electronic parts that could get bumped and damaged.\\n\\n- Online videos help with only the very basics of getting started. There is no real help for building your own models.\\n\\n- No bundled software for making custom models. If you want to make custom models you'll need to purchase software for that and each has a fairly steep learning curve.\\n\\nOverall impression: For someone who knows how to build custom models and understands 3D printing, this is likely a really good value. Everything seems to work very reliably. For a novice that wants to get into 3D printing, there isn't much support from Dremel You can definitely get started by using the supplied models. It is a lot of fun to watch these come together.\",\n \"Product: The Nostalgia INF300 3-Gallon Stainless Steel Stirring Electric Infuser Accelerator & Dispenser quickly infuses water, liquor and cocktails with natural flavors to create a variety of signature infused drinks. Simply pair your favorite liquid with fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices and more for limitless flavor combinations. Crafted drinks are dispensed through the built-in easy-pour spigots. Each 1-gallon dispenser is stackable and includes a rotating paddle that neatly stirs the ingredients to speed up the infusion process, while allowing the flexibility to quickly offer three different infused drinks for parties and family gatherings. Turn on the LED lighted base and the unit becomes an impressive centerpiece display. Snap-on storage lids are included for side-by-side dispensing, or to refrigerate for later.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: For the Entertaining Household.\\n\\nReview: This is one of those specific use items that are made to look nice and sleek but really is made simply and cheaply. For the price, I wanted more.\\n\\nIt was shipping in the product box, which isn't very thick cardboard and has the product pictured all over it. So beware if you are shipping this as a gift. Packed in styrofoam, the product was unharmed.\\n\\nIn so far as entertaining, this is a great product for serving a houseful of people for a brunch, a party or small gathering. Especially if you want to offer a few different kinds of drinks. I do like that these can be stacked or unstacked and that you can use as many as needed. That's a great option. The ability to infuse the water (we love cucumber mint, basil strawberry and watermelon lime) with the added constant stirring that can help infuse it faster if you are serving a group.\\n\\nThe acrylic looks nice out of the box but I do worry about scratching or scuffing over time. The spigots are easy to set up although I found them tight to turn at first. I assume they will loosen up with use. They are 'chrome plated', which is a fancy tern for 'shiny silver over plastic'. I did think the lighted base is a fun twist. Serves no real purpose, just an extra feature.\\n\\nAll told the item is fine, the set up and use was simple. Cleaning was easy. The real problem I can see is that it is too bulky and kind of ridiculous for a family to keep out and use on a normal basis. But for a party, I imagine going through a gallon of drink really quickly. I suppose I see myself spending the evening refilling water for infusing all night. Small gathering? Special family occasions? Sure.\",\n \"Product: Avery T-shirt Transfers for Inkjet Printers, 8.5 x 11 Inches, Clear, 6 Sheets (03271)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Colors are nice, transfer remains stiff\\n\\nReview: Every year, I make t-shirts as Valentine's Day gifts for my kids. I do things like photos of their favorite pet, game or character from a tv show. Then I print it out on a transfer and iron it on.\\n\\nThis year, I used these Avery T-Shirt Transfers for my Ink Jet printer. The colors when printed are bright and lovely. I used the whole sheet on one shirt and cut out the design for the other.\\n\\nThe cut out one was easier to iron on, the edges being not to straight and exact. I found that once ironed it was simple to pull the backing off. When I tried to remove the backing from full sheet print, it messed up the edge more than once.\\n\\nThe colors are really bright and the sheen wasn't too slick. I find the ones that remain shiny aren't my favorite, as I want it to look less like a transfer and more like a print when done. So after 3 washings, I am not very pleased that the whole sheet transfer print is still stiff and kind of shiny. The partial sheet seems to be less so.\\n\\nMy children don't care and still wear the shirts. They love them and I know both will get a lot of wear and washing.\",\n \"Product: The Call of Duty: Ghosts Ear Force Spectre Limited Edition premium headset brings tournament-tested build quality, comfort and versatility to the front lines. Connect your mobile phone to the high-performance amp to take calls or listen to music while never leaving the game. From game consoles to mobile devices, the Call of Duty: Ghosts Ear Force Spectre is ready for battle.Now available for pre-order. Your Ear Force Spectre will ship in early November 2013.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More good than not-so-good.\\n\\nReview: The Good:\\n*I found these really simple to set up and use.\\n*The in-line amp is nice to have at my fingertips to adjust volume, mic volume, input my phone, etc.\\n*The Chat Boost is a great option for noisy play.\\n*The Mic come off so you can use the headphone with other devices.\\n*Comfortable on my ears, which is a no brainer on headphones but I am constantly surprised how uncomfortable some can be.\\n*Compatible with both XBox One and PS4.\\n\\nThe Not-So-Good:\\n*The wires were a bit much at first. I questioned not holding out for the wireless version but soon enough got into a groove with the myriad of wires hanging off my face.\\n*Price is high for the materials used. They feel like, which is a positive for wearing them on your head but a negative when considering longevity.\",\n \"Product: Represent your favorite NFL team with your very own officially licensed NFL Premium Face-Off Controller for Xbox One. Experience enhanced gameplay with vibration feedback and impulse triggers and the audio control button located directly on the front of the controller, so you can adjust game and chat audio levels without interruptions. Plug in your headset to the 3.5mm audio jack and youre ready to chat with friends. The 10 foot detachable cable gives you plenty of room to get comfortable. With the innovative interchangeable faceplate design, gamers can easily snap on and swap out the faceplate of their choice. Pick your favorite team and join in on the fun!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good option for PC games.\\n\\nReview: My son was elated to get a controller that works with his PC. We are a house of Apple products but he insists on a PC for Minecraft and other online games. This controller is specifically used for an online game on Steam. It can be used with key strokes but is made 1,000 times easier with a controller. He was very excited to receive a controller that just plugs and plays.\\n\\nWe aren't discouraged by the cord, mostly because we will use it primarily for PC where the cord is needed. He mentioned that he wished it had a light on it so he knew when it was working, but I don't think that's imperative to its function. All of the buttons work fine and feel normal. No complaints from the main user or my husband, who occasionally will take a turn.\\n\\nThe football face is cool. It has texture which helps with holding the controller if your hands get sweaty or slippery. He is excited to get his free face plate that we ordered the moment it arrived with the coupon enclosed.\",\n \"Product: Poise Impressa Incontinence Bladder Supports Sizing Kit, Sizes 1,2,3 (6 count)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great alternative to pads!\\n\\nReview: I have an 8 year old and a 12 year old. Both were just shy of 9lbs at birth. This didn't do my muscles \\\"down there\\\" any favors. So since their births, I have relied on a good washer dryer and regular pads to deal with colds that come with a lot of sneezing and coughing.\\n\\nThis time, I was happy to have these on hand to try. After 4 days of constantly changing my pants and underware, I finally broke out the package, read the directions fully and gave it a go. I am very happy to report that aside from a few very full bladder moments, these have worked quite well.\\n\\nAfter insertion, there was a slight discomfort the first few times I used them. I haven't used a tampon in many years, so I think this was just a normal adjustment. I also felt a little tightness, which I typically also feel during a pap smear. This also lessened with use. Removal can be equated to removing a nearly dry tampon. If that makes you cringe, then I would recommend investing in a water based lubricant to make it easier.\\n\\nI had no side effects, although using tampons was easy for me so I didn't expect to have any problems. I am fine with the #1 size for now, which honestly was larger than a super plus tampon. I would recommend anyone dealing with this issue to give this a try. Just read the directions well and know what this entails.\",\n \"Product: Adding easy new DVD video burning software, new audio tools and support for the latest devices, Roxio Toast 14 Titanium keeps pace with all your digital media needs. Capture audio and video from multiple sources, and record content directly from your screen with Live Screen Capture. Easily copy CDs and DVDs, and convert video for iPad, iPhone 6/6 Plus, Samsung Galaxy 6S and other devices. Share directly to YouTube, Facebook and Vimeo. Burn files to disc with ease, complete with stylish menus, music and more. Enjoy your digital media-anytime and anywhere-with new Toast 14 Titanium.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Heck, my 9 year old uses this.\\n\\nReview: My 9 year old has a boy-crush on Dan TDM. If you do not know who that is, do a quick search of You Tube and you'll find him and his 9 million followers playing Minecraft and various other video games. My son has always had a hobby of recording his own videos, even at 4 with my iPhone. The next logical step was to set him up his own little studio where he also plays multiple online games and records them. I find them terribly boring and nonsensical.\\n\\nHowever, we tried a few free online downloads of screen casting software that just didn't pan out. Caused the programs to become laggy, didn't record well or didn't record voices. Then this copy of Roxio Toast 14 Titanium fell into our laps.\\n\\nIt was a super easy install on my husband's older Macbook which has been upgraded to El Capitan. And in a few minutes, my son was using the software like a pro to make his tedious, game playing videos. He is able to add voice overs and music with ease. He uploads them right to You Tube where all 8 of his subscribers hang on some of his words.\\n\\nI figure, if a 9 year old can install and use this software with minor parental support, how hard can it be?\",\n \"Product: Multilayered shades of warming sun tones are pressed into unique patterns to deliver a healthy, luminous glow with dimension. Versatile for season-to-season use.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for Light Skin!\\n\\nReview: I am not a huge makeup person. I have my list of things I use daily, SPF moisturizer, powder, brows, mascara, lip gloss... the end. To add something else for me is quite brazen. I thought I'd mix it up a little and add some glow to my summer routine.\\n\\nI was worried about being too bronze, about looking fake from my neck up but I was totally wrong! I am pretty fair skinned and use a SPF 50 every day on my face. The color was needed.\\n\\nI used a super soft, fluffy brush to add a bit to the top of my forehead, then the apples of my cheeks and up my cheekbones, a touch on my nose and on my chin. Voila! It looked slightly sun kissed and a bit shiny. I loved it!\",\n \"Product: T-fal A8570084 Specialty Nonstick One Egg Wonder 4.75-Inch Fry Pan Dishwasher Safe Cookware, Grey\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Might Teeny Tiny Egg Pan!\\n\\nReview: I was lamenting to my husband just this week that I don't like to cook breakfast because I hate to dirty up pans in the morning. Knowing that I will be cleaning up 100 dishes after dinner, cleaning in the morning too doesn't do it for me. I have relegated myself to a lifetime of cold cereal and instant oatmeal UNTIL NOW!\\n\\nI found this pan at Target for $5.99 on sale. I immediately fell in love. What a better way to make a quick egg, scrambled or fried than in a pan meant to fit one egg? It is the perfect size to fit on a bagel or english muffin. Wonderful for just enough scrambled eggs for my children to have before school. And you know, one tiny pan isn't any more of a pain in the butt to clean than one cereal bowl.\\n\\nIt is easy to clean, dishwasher safe and takes up hardly any space at all on the shelf or hanging from the pot rack. I highly recommend for those on Weight Watchers or others diet plans that require protein in the morning but none of the hassle.\",\n \"Product: CRST-D Features: -Easily de-crusts sandwiches and cuts into dyno shapes. -Great for back-to-school promotions and year-round. -Top rack dishwasher safe. -BPA free. -Patented. Product Type: -Slicer and cutter. Finish: -Green. Base Material: -Plastic. Handle Material: -Plastic. Operation: -Manual. Item Type: -Handheld. Dishwasher Safe: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -1.2\\\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -4.5\\\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -4.25\\\". Overall Product Weight: -0.08 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Make School Lunches Fun!\\n\\nReview: When I peruse some of these Mom blogs and children sites, I am shocked at how much time and energy these moms were taking in making their child's food. Lucky for the non-supermom among us, these were invented.\\n\\nI was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\\n\\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\\n\\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta.\\n\\nWe also put it on the top shelf of the dishwasher each and every time we use it. Its is durable!\\n\\nif nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.\",\n \"Product: Sandwich Crust Cutters, Heart Shaped.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for an extra WOW in the school lunch!\\n\\nReview: I was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\\n\\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\\n\\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta. if nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.\",\n \"Product: CRST-D Features: -Easily de-crusts sandwiches and cuts into dyno shapes. -Great for back-to-school promotions and year-round. -Top rack dishwasher safe. -BPA free. -Patented. Product Type: -Slicer and cutter. Finish: -Green. Base Material: -Plastic. Handle Material: -Plastic. Operation: -Manual. Item Type: -Handheld. Dishwasher Safe: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -1.2\\\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -4.5\\\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -4.25\\\". Overall Product Weight: -0.08 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Make School Lunches Fun!\\n\\nReview: When I peruse some of these Mom blogs and children sites, I am shocked at how much time and energy these moms were taking in making their child's food. Lucky for the non-supermom among us, these were invented.\\n\\nI was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\\n\\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\\n\\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta.\\n\\nWe also put it on the top shelf of the dishwasher each and every time we use it. Its is durable!\\n\\nif nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.\",\n \"Product: Sandwich Crust Cutters, Heart Shaped.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for an extra WOW in the school lunch!\\n\\nReview: I was delighted to find these cutters over 4 years ago in my local store. I snapped up the hearts and dinosaurs.\\n\\nThe cutters are exactly the size of a piece of Wonder bread (or the equivalent type). This won't be good for smaller loaves, like Pepperidge Farm and other specialty breads. When making PB&J or the like, it WILL compact the bread quite a bit. It is also better if you use it on a hard, flat surface and wiggle when you press down just slightly, it will cut clean and easily.\\n\\nThis isn't a metal cutter and won't perform like one. However, this works on bread just fine. We often will cut the bread first, butter it and use it for grilled cheese sandwiches or simply on the side with pasta. if nothing else, its cute and my then 5 yr old loved it and still does at 9.\",\n \"Product: These innovative cutting tools remove the crust from bread creating fun dolphin and heart shaped sandwiches that any child will love. They're great for school sandwiches, parties and more. They make party prep work fun and easy, and are sure to please kids of all ages. Hand wash or safely clean on the top rack in the dishwasher.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Wonder and fun for school lunches!\\n\\nReview: I already have the hearts, trains and dinosaurs, so I was pleased to find the dolphin to supplement our collection.\\n\\nI love these because they are easy to use and easy to clean. As long as you are using 'typical' sized bread, like Wonder and Nature's Own, there isn't a problem. Just line up the cutter on the bread, make sure you are in a hard, flat surface and push straight down. While pushing, wiggle ever so slightly back and forth to release the crusts from the cutter. Voila! Done.\\n\\nIf the bread is very soft, it will smash the sandwich some. It does take some effort to push it through things like meat and harder cheeses. Sometimes, I would recommend cutting the bread first and separately before you create the sandwich. We like to do this with grilled cheese. Cut the bread, butter the bread, put on the pan and add cheese. Makes it loads easier.\\n\\nMy favorite part is that I can toss these into the dishwasher and not have to think about them again.\",\n \"Product: The USA Pan 8Piece cookware set is a set of 5-Ply clad stainless steel cookware that includes a 7-inch 1.65 quart sauce pan with cover, a 4 quart stock pot with cover, an 8 quart stock pot with cover, an 8-inch 1.9 quart chef skillet, and a 10-inch 3 quart chef skillet. This USA Pan 8Piece cookware set provides home chefs with premium cookware that cooks your food the way it should -- rich with flavor and packed with nutrients. This is the perfect set for the master home chef looking to cook restaurant-quality food in a home kitchen. The aluminum core and technologically advanced metallic design for all 8 pieces allow for maximum heat transfer and even heat distribution. The craftsmanship of each individual item exemplifies the premium quality and high performance that has made USA Pan the predominant leader in the commercial baking industry. Each lid cover features a vapor seal design which seals in flavor and essential vitamins and nutrients in your sauces, broths, meats, and vegetables. Each USA Pan 5-Ply stainless-steel cookware item in this 8Piece set undergoes an 18-step process that ensures excellence on every stove top. Each individual pan and cover is hand polished to a mirror shine, providing a stunningly vibrant appearance in the kitchen and on the table. Every item in this set is dishwasher safe, allowing for quick and easy clean-up. They are also oven safe, allowing for delicious crisp finishes to your favorite gourmet meals. For more than 50 years, USA Pan has provided professional-grade baking pans to leading bakeries. USA Pan cookware is made in America and is supplied with a limited lifetime warranty. USA Pan provides innovative and reliably durable cookware that deliver professional grade results to home kitchens.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice pan with no sticking!\\n\\nReview: Other than having a see through lid, this pan is perfect. And while I realize some prefer solid lids, I always open my pots too often if I can't see what's inside. With that said, I was very happy when sauteing mushrooms, that nothing at all stuck to the pan. It was easy to stir using a silicone spatula. I did not have any residue in the pot even after I was done. While I love stainless steel cookware, I have burnt things on them which rendered them useless forever. Perhaps I wasn't the cook I hoped I was back then.\\n\\nI was pleased that the handle wasn't too hot to touch and the lid even kept its cool. Was warm, but not too hot. This was a great side for a small saucepan, reheating soup, making a quick sauce, cooking ramen for my 14 year old in a flash. Dishwasher safe, too? I am sold.\",\n \"Product: The Elevate Set includes six Elavate Utensils: Spaghetti Server, Slotted Spoon, Ladle, Slotted Turner, Solid Spoon and a Flexible Turner. Elavate utensils feature an innovative weighted handle to prevent the utensil's head from touching worktop surfaces. This maximizes hygiene whilst minimizing mess and eliminates the need for a spoon rest. Each of the tools have heat resistant, up to 240C / 480F, heads and are ideal for use with non-stick cookware. Ergonomic soft grip handles. Utensils are dishwasher safe. Gift boxed. By Joseph Joseph, masters of form and function.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Regret waiting so long to buy.\\n\\nReview: I have been looking at these utensils for a while, ever since I bought my first Joseph Joseph product. I just couldn't justify the purchase when I already had these tools in different forms. Now I wish I had bought them sooner.\\n\\nI use the slim spatula every morning when I make eggs. I love the slotted spoon for making pasta, the ladle is great for soups and stews, the pasta spoon, larger spatula and non-slotted spoon are wonderful. These fit nicely in my utensil holder, and I love that they are weighted. I can set them down at any time and not worry that I am getting pancake batter on the counter and that I am not soiling my spoon with anything that might be on the stove.\\n\\nThey feel good in my hand and even after lots and lots of use, the colors are bright and the surfaces aren't scratched or burnt.\\n\\nMy one single complaint is that in the smaller spatula, water seems to gather inside it when in the dishwasher. If I forget to drain it, I'll get dishwasher water in the thing I am cooking when I use it. And that kind of sucks, you know? But it wasn't enough to not keep the set and doesn't outweigh the pros.\",\n \"Product: The freshpockets man's lunchbox is a fashionable and functional approach to lunch on-the-go. The insulated lining of the pocket keeps food and drinks warm or cool, and the design adds a modern twist to the traditional lunch bag. Plus, by using this lunch pocket you'll cut down on plastic and paper bag consumption; it's an option for carrying any meal or snack. Pocket made of nylon. Pocket easily wipes clean, inside and out. Overall, pocket measures 10 by 8 by 2-1/2-inch. Tested lead safe.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun for the boys\\n\\nReview: My husband just went from working at home to working in an office. Knowing that he is opposed to a purse-like lunch bag (who isn't, really?), I was happy to find something as plainly descriptive as \\\"Man's Lunchbox\\\". And boy, is it.\\n\\nIt is plain olive green. The outside is kind of a puffy jacket feel, with seams on the fabric. There is one zipper and a tiny black loop for a hook. That's all. The inside is a silver insulated material. No pockets, no straps, no interior separators.\\n\\nI bought the 9 square cooling gel thingy recommended by others. It works well and freezes very quickly. We also use larger containers than make sense with this and it fit them due to to pack's ability to morph shapes. It held the ice pack, a 2 cup ziploc container and a soda just fine. He stuffed it into his messenger bag and was on his way.\",\n \"Product: This fabric shower curtain hangs in seconds as there is no need to remove the rod. The built in rings flex over the rod for simple installation. The curtain is 71\\\" x 74\\\" and includes a vision window to allow extra light in the shower stall. Also included is a water repellent snap in/snap out Peva liner (70\\\" x 54\\\"). Available in Beach Pebble print .\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovely but there's mold!\\n\\nReview: I loved my shower curtain at first. With no light directly above the shower and sadly, a windowless bathroom, the mesh panel was a welcome choice in shower curtains. We bought a curved rod and this has made all of the difference in feeling like a whole new bath/shower.\\n\\nThe curtain was easy to install and I absolutely love the face that the liner is attached to the shower curtain itself. It makes it easier to keep it all in place and helps to keep the water inside the tub even with the curved rod.\\n\\nHowever, we noticed mold beginning to form on the liner that stays inside the tub. I took it off, washed it and even used bleach to try and get rid of it. It wouldn't budge. I decided that since I used bleach I had killed the mold and I would avoid new forming by hanging the end of the curtain up to dry after bathing and that still didn't work. More mold.\\n\\nNow I am online looking for a liner replacement. I am going to guess that it is much more expensive than the disposable $5 liners one can buy with a regular curtain. So decide if this if for you with that information.\",\n \"Product: 33565 Features: -Spill resistant travel. -Perfect size for 6 lbs chicken or 4 lbs roast. -Simple programmability. -Automatically switches to warm when time is up. -Cook and warm indicator lights. -Lid latch strap anchors lid securely for easy travel. Product Type: -Slow cooker. Shape: -Oval. Finish: -Silver/black. Number of Items Included: -3. Portable: -Yes. Removable Interior: -Yes. Warming Setting: -Yes. Operation Type: -Programmable. Dishwasher Safe: -Yes. Capacity: -6 Quarts. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -10.4\\\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -16.1\\\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -12\\\".\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a magic wand, but does it's job just fine.\\n\\nReview: I'm always confused when people buy a crock pot and expect it to create culinary masterpieces right out of the box, with no testing and no warmth emanating from the appliance.\\n\\nSure, the outside gets hot but it is cooking, so does the oven. I place mine on top of the stove to cook because I know its safe and out of the way, but a countertop will do just fine. It is big, big enough to hold a chicken or large roast. But this was a selling point, not a deterrent. There are plenty of smaller slow cookers on the market.\\n\\nI have used it several times now. I played with it first and used it while I was at home to monitor cooking times. The whole chicken was delicious and cooked just fine. The second time I used it I programmed it for when we weren't at home. I LOVED how it switched to warm when it was done, keeping our soup ready to eat when we walked in the door.\\n\\nSure, its big and you need quite a bit of room to store it, but that's the price you pay.\",\n \"Product: Presto HeatDish Parabolic Heater Plus Footlight Feels Like 3 Times the Heat, Costs 1/3 Less to Operate than Ordinary Electric Heaters. The PRESTO HeatDish Plus Footlight parabolic electric heater uses a computer-designed parabolic reflector to focus heat, like a satellite dish concentrates TV signals, so it feels three times warmer than 1500 watt heaters, yet uses a third less energy. Because it warms you directly, you feel the heat almost instantly without first heating the entire room. Features: Focuses heat where it's needed most ... on you! Keeps you toasty warm so there is no need to heat the entire room. Costs a third less to operate than 1500 watt heaters. Because it uses just 1000 watts, it can help save enough on electric bills to pay for itself in as little as one year. Handy top-mounted thermostatic control maintains the desired temperature automatically.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good amount of heat directly at your body.\\n\\nReview: We have a sad, drafty house. Thankfully, this has been a mild winter but it hasn't stopped us from feeling the chill on occasion. We had walked past this heater time and time again at Costco and each time remarked at how hot it was.\\n\\nWhen looking for a space heater, we tried so many things before this one and not one helped take the chill off us. Big heaters, little heaters, ceramic and fancier. Nothing worked.\\n\\nSo we tried this one. I was hopeful that the Parabolic heater would stop our toes from getting cold and our fingers from freezing. It did! Like other posters before me, I was pleased that this doesn't make any noise at all. There is no fan or whirring of heater coils. The dish is big enough to heat your body in a sitting position.\\n\\nThe alarm is alarming, so loud! There is a dial setting for low, medium and high. It is light to carry and not difficult to move. We love to turn it on right when we get up in the AM and allow it to heat the room a little before heading to work.\\n\\nThere are a few things that I don't love. First off, if you want to heat more than one person in a room, you will have to sit exactly next to each other or it won't work. Sure, this is pretty obvious from 'personal heater', but it really is large to just heat one person.\\n\\nAlso, if it sits on the floor, you have very warm feet. If it sits on a raised mantle, you have a scorched face. My children would think it hilarious when they walked through the room and got a whoosh of heat blasted at them.\",\n \"Product: The Featherweight stick vacuum can be used on low pile carpets, area rugs and hard floors for quick clean-ups around the house. Since its so lightweight, its ideal for keeping on-hand in a nearby closet so you can use it anytime you notice some dirt on the floor. Since its foot is easily removed, you can use it on above-floor surfaces like furniture and countertops as well. Attach the crevice tool to clean hard-to-reach areas.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Its a DustBuster on a stick!\\n\\nReview: So here's the thing, is the ol' broom and dustpan just not working for you? Do you have low pile carpet with rubber backing that doesn't work with a large vacuum cleaner? Then this is for you.\\n\\nOut of the box, it was very easy to get put together. The stick broom came in 3 parts, the stick, the handvac and the carpet insert. The stick clicked into the handvac with ease, the carpet insert just literally stuck into the opening of the handvac. After plugging it in, it was good to go.\\n\\nI tried it on various items; kitty litter, sand, crumbs, dirt, small pebbles and carpet. Everything worked just fine, except for the regular carpet. Not so great but I really didn't think it would be. It was best on sand and dirt on my hardwood floors. I also appreciate that it is easy to use on entryway mats and carpets that are very low pile with rubber backing.\\n\\nThe cord was long enough to travel around my living room and adjacent kitchen. It is easy to disassemble when you want to just use the handheld vacuum. The only real disappointment was the lack of storage for the one attachment. All in all it was easy to operate, easy to clean and easy to store.\",\n \"Product: As any craftsman will tell you, using the right tools makes any task easier and more enjoyable. All of our functional and durable tools are created with usability and good hygiene in mind. From Vegetable Peelers and Silicone Spatulas to Corkscrews and Can openers, Swissmar's kitchen tools are designed to make food preparation a joy. Introducing a new line of quality multi-purpose mills from Swissmar. The Uma mill is an upside-down mill with soft-touch top. With a fully adjustable grind and a corrosion-proof ceramic mechanism, these multi-purpose mills are built and designed to cater to your every need. Fresh tastes better, so grind with confidence and choose a Swissmar mill. Includes a ceramic grinder which is harder than steel, odorless, rust and corrosion proof, 10 year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very cute and easy to use!\\n\\nReview: I have enjoyed having this tiny pepper mill. We have a larger one that we use for cooking but that sits near the stove. I have resisted getting another for the table because they are all so big. I bought a novelty one (because who doesn't want a pepper mill shaped like a squirrel?) but it really stinks.\\n\\nThis one was ready right out of the package. I removed the tag and adjusted the little handle at the top to adjust the grind. I opened the top easily to figure out how to add more peppercorns. Simple, easy and pretty. It's small size allows it to easily sit on my crowded table top next to the napkins, salt, ketchup and the like. It is plastic, but won't get heavy duty food-prep use.\",\n \"Product: 17N4 Features: -Easy to use. -Dual DirtLifter power brushes. -Patented HeatWave technology provides two sources of constant heat to maximize cleaning. -Cleans better with less effort. Color: -Silver/Green. Material: -Metal/Plastic. Number of Items Included: -1. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -45 Inches. Overall Width - Side to Side: -13 Inches. Overall Depth - Front to Back: -19.5 Inches. Overall Product Weight: -32 Pounds.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: BIG machine is great for BIG jobs\\n\\nReview: Did I mention that this is BIG?\\n\\nFrom delivery of box to total set up, the process of assembly took only 20 minutes. I found the directions to be really simple. We have 8 year old carpets that had never been shampooed and I didn't want to pay the money for a professional. We are lucky to have dark grey carpets, so stains aren't as much as a problem as pet hair.\\n\\nWhen assembled, the machine is big but not too heavy. There is a handle placed lower on the machine to make it easy to carry up the stairs with one hand. The removal of the tank from the unit was simple and filling it was easy. Although, I had to do it in the bathtub and not the sink because the tank wouldn't fit under my faucet. The only problem there was holding the tank as it filled up with water was increasingly difficult when it was full. After the top was reattached, it could be held and carried as a bucket, which was much easier. (I did use the enclosed cleaning formula which was about exactly enough for 2 whole fill ups.)\\n\\nWith the tank full of water, this was no longer an easy machine to maneuver. The first room I did is a bedroom that is about 13x17. Using the unit was simple. Press trigger for water and release for just suction. You are able to see the amount of water being sucked up through the clear top of the tank and cover. Pretty nifty! I found the carpet to be damp but not soaked after 2 passes and almost just damp after 2 passes of the suction only. Also, the water remained very warm, so much so that the floor where I was done was warm for a couple of minutes after I was done. It wasn't very easy to make turns, so unless you can do a lot of wide areas in straight lines, make sure you have plenty of 3 point turn room.\\n\\nI cleaned the tank and added another fresh tank of water and went along to do the 2 smaller bedrooms and the hallway. We briefly used the spray nozzle but decided early on that unless we had a small stain area or wanted to do upholstery, there wasn't a huge need for that attachment for us. Overall, my husband and I are pleased with the results. It took about 4 hours with overhead fans on to dry the floors. I thought it would be longer so this was a pleasant surprise. Although the tank water wasn't all that dirty, there was a lot of fibers and pet hair EVERYWHERE; in the machine, in clumps around the room, in the tank and on the brushes. We picked up the clumps we could see and vacuumed the rooms after they were all dry. The carpets do honestly look better.\\n\\nNow, our experience lost a start at cleaning out the machine after use. The pet hair tray, that it a tiny red plastic mesh piece that supposedly traps the hair before it gets into the tank was useless. There was a little hair in it but tons more all over the rest of the machine. We took out the tank and removed the bladder. My husband dumped the old water down the bathtub drain and used the shower nozzle to clean all the parts. I removed the cover to the brush area (that was covered in fibers/ hair) and he struggled to clean it. Finally, he was forced to get a screwdriver and loosen a few screws to allow room for the fibers to be removed. That was a real pain in the butt.\\n\\nAll in all, it took about an hour to shampoo our carpeted areas and another 30 minutes to clean out the machine. With that said, this is something that we would use maybe once or twice a year to do a 'big clean', but nothing that we would bring out for a simple clean up. Of course, having dark colored carpet helps with this a lot.\\n\\nThe last thing is storage. We have very little extra space, no garage or utility room, so this has to stay at my mother's house in HER garage until we need it again. It is about 1.5x the size of a large Dyson.\\n\\nPros:\\n*Easy to Operate\\n*Sturdy\\n*Excellent suction to remove water\\n*Nice design for extra parts and storage of cords/ hoses\\n\\nCons:\\n*Hard to get really clean\\n*Handle could use a ergonomic grip.\\n*Really heavy once water is in tank/ not easily maneuvered\\n*Huge footprint for storage\",\n \"Product: Featuring a locking lid that seals tight for travel to family dinners, potlucks, and other events, the 6-Quart Programmable Slow Cooker simplifies meal planning and preparation by slow cooking meats and veggies to lock in moisture and flavor. The programmable time and temperature settings ensure a perfectly cooked meal every time, while the stoneware pot is removable for easy kitchen-to-table serving. When it's time to clean up, the pot and tempered-glass lid can go right in the dishwasher. And because the slow cooker uses less energy than your oven, it's an Eco-sensitive choice\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Pleasantly Surprised! - NOT... (Updated 8.20014)\\n\\nReview: *I am amending this review due to my recent experiences. First off, one of the rubber feet tore off while replacing it onto the shelf. Luckily, the superglue has held it back in place.\\n\\nMost importantly, my slow cooker has molded. It was freaky, too. I have had 4 slow cookers in my lifetime and this has never happened. I store my cooker in a lower cabinet and as a unit. I will typically wash the parts and allow them to dry, them replace the lid and store as a unit. I am guessing this was my first mistake. The really freaky part was the mold itself. It attached like a spider web, showing small crack-like appearance all over the slow cooker crock. I soaked the crock in bleach and then put it in the dishwasher. The mold came off, I waited until it was completely dry and put it back in the cabinet. Again, mold when I took it out the next time. Now I am totally afraid to use it at all. Buyer beware.**\\n\\nI had never heard of the Bella brand before receiving this slow cooker. I was a little nervous that I wasn't ordering a name brand that I knew, but I had no reason to worry.\\n\\nThis specific item is huge, with a nice, deep and wide ceramic crock that can be easily removed. I also like the lid, which is glass with a plastic handle (that doesn't get too hot to touch!) and a steam escape hole. The lid closed with a snap and is guaranteed to stay closed and locked. No more rattling lids for my crock pot!\\n\\nThere is a spoon rest on the backside of the lid, which holds the included plastic spoon. The buttons are large, the display is big and easy to read. I also liked the handles on the device itself, making it easy to pick up and move as a whole unit.\\n\\nI found some good and bad:\\n\\nGood:\\n*Lid stays put!\\n*Crock and lid both go into the dishwasher\\n*Easy to program\\n*With a lid that locks into place, you can unplug the entire crock and take it with you to serve at a potluck or big dinner.\\n\\nBad:\\n*Spoon rest will hold the spoon but not when dirty. If you put it up after stirring, it will just drip on the counter. Kind of useless.\\n*In order to open the lid, you have to push in a button on the front while lifting the lid with the handle. Your arm then is above the opening lid and will get right in the 'line of steam'. There is no other way to open the lid. Not cool.\\n*If you want to bring this with you, you are able to remove the crock and lid as one until. However, the flap for the back hinge will just be hanging on and it won't be totally sealed.\\n\\nI cooked my first whole chicken in this and was very pleased. It would have been a little better had I reduced the cooking time a bit, but that could have been my fault as much as over heating. All in all, this is a good crockpot. My sister in law is using the same brand (which I didn't realize until I received mine) and has had this exact model for over 2 years.\",\n \"Product: iDevices Kitchen Thermometer, White/Chrome, 8.45\\\" x 8.75\\\" x 2.7\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Spend less time staring at the oven!\\n\\nReview: My father cook a lot and when he does, he cooks 'big'. 2 ovens and a grill are juggled in between making side items and salads. This thermometer freed him up from the running back and forth to constantly check on his food.\\n\\nWith a casserole and a roast in the 2 ovens, we gave the thermometer its initial try. Loading the app was simple, it worked on both his iPhone 5 and my iPhone 6. We loved the cord storage and the ease of set up. The magnet on the unit itself made it easy to keep track of without having to set it on a surface. Both probes were put in place and we were ready to go.\\n\\nHe went outside to start the grill and didn't lose connection. However, the signal wasn't strong enough to get through the basement cinderblocks. Sitting on the sofa, talking with guests, and being able to take care of other preparations knowing the foods in the oven were being 'watched' was a blessing.\\n\\nI was happy to see that this unit takes AA batteries, which are often stocked in the house. The sleek, simple design is nice and the on/off buttons and toggle buttons are easy to use. I like how the light will change to indicate which probe temperature is being displayed. The preset temperature suggestions for meats are quite helpful for those maybe a little less knowledgable. I appreciated the recipes, too! The graph feature to see the progress of the oven was helpful, besides that the indicators weren't labeled in the horizontal view.\\n\\nWhen the push notification popped up telling him his roast was done, he was like a little kid. We checked and it was perfect. He is happy, I am happy and we both think this is a great addition to his kitchen.\",\n \"Product: DII vinyl double bordered set of 6 vinyl placemats measure 13x19\\\" each and can be wiped clean with a damp sponge or cloth. The double border design can be dressed up or down and can be used indoors and outdoors. DIIs vinyl placemats are both functional and elegant. These beautifully woven placemats give a contemporary look to any tabletop. These placemats are timeless and pair well with modern tableware as well as with more traditional tableware. The double-sided weave pattern also makes it easy to switch up your table look by simply turning over your placemats. The beautifully finished edges and intricate weave pattern make these classic placemats perfect for any occasion. To view more of our products visit amazon.com/dii.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Plastic Feeling, Good for outdoor.\\n\\nReview: Here is my dilemma in regards to this runner; When I think of when to use a runner, I think 'decorative'. They have no real use on a table, other than to protect one small swath of an area right down the middle. So runners to me are fancy, dress up a holiday table or for table setting with guests. Not so here.\\n\\nThis is woven and feels plastic. Granted, it mentions the use being outdoor or indoor, so maybe you do a lot of 'dinners in the garden' and need a fancy, outdoor runner? I do not. Because of the feel and look of the fabric, this is an outdoor use only for me. Although, nothing is stopping you from putting it on a table inside. (Pajamas are wearable as outerwear, but not many choose to go to the mall in them.)\\n\\nOutside, it is easy to clean and has held up to sun, rain and wind. So if you are looking for an outdoor runner, this would work just fine. Looking for something exclusively for inside? Maybe keep looking for a bit.\",\n \"Product: Granite Ware Heavy Gauge Open Roaster with Nonstick V-Rack holds up to 25 lbs. of your favorite roast meats. The flat bottom is ideal for making pan sauce or gravy on the stovetop and the nonstick V-rack lifts food up to avoid cooling in oils or fats. Heavier than our traditional Granite Ware products and with a double coated porcelain enamel finish construction to provide exceptional heat retention and even heat distribution. Porcelain Enamel finish is fused to steel core and custom handles are designed for easy transport. Safe for all cooktops including gas, electric, glass top and induction. Dishwasher safe. Dimensions: 20\\\"L X 12.125\\\"W X 3.5\\\"H. Color: Blue.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent addition to the Kitchen!\\n\\nReview: I do not have roasting pans in my small kitchen. This was a stretch for me to order and use, but I have loved having it.\\n\\nIt is a large and deep pan that will not only fit the V rack that holds roasts and chickens but take that rack out and you have an amazing pan for roasted vegetables and bone-in chicken pieces.\\n\\nThe pan worked wonderful for a large chicken, with the V rack completely cradling the bird. The rack does slide a bit inside the pan, which made for a tricky transition to stove top due to the shifting in weight. However, the large handles helped with that.\\n\\nThe pan was fairly easy to clean and I found a spot to store it. I can see using this for Thanksgiving turkey (which I haven't even done before!) and many roasts to come.\",\n \"Product: This cute Zoe apron from Now Designs features a tidy collar and full skirt for a winning Retro combination. The high rounded neckline protects clothing underneath and the pretty Peter pan collar finishes the look. The full skirt accents the Retro shape and provides plenty of coverage against splatters, splashes or spills. This flirty apron is made from 100 percent cotton and measures 33 inches (total length). the apron ties at neck and waist for a custom fit. Machine washable.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Purrrfect for the cook or baker.\\n\\nReview: Such a cute apron and I am looking forward to wearing on Thanksgiving!\\n\\nThere are 2 ties, one at the neck and one at the waist, that allow this apron to fit a variety of sizes. Being on the larger end of the scale and *ahem* quiet top heavy, I found the ability to adjust quite helpful. The bust coverage was good, which is important if you don't want to look ridiculous.\\n\\nThe cotton isn't too stiff but not very pleasing to touch, either. I wouldn't consider it a super high end apron. I would give this as a gift, for a cook or baker or someone with a fun sense of humor.\\n\\nIt held up well to washing in the machine on cold and a light tumble dry.\",\n \"Product: The Frigidaire convection toaster oven offers a large-capacity, non-stick interior and convection rapid cooking that gives you big oven results at close to microwave speeds, saving you time in the kitchen. Whether you are cooking a 12-inch pizza or toasting 6 slices of bread at once, you can count on evenly cooked meals and easy clean-up with the dishwasher-safe removable crumb tray. Meal preparation could not be simpler with 6 cooking settings that give you the versatility to easily make your family favorites. The 60-minute timer with auto shut-off help eliminate burning and over cooking when you get busy. Its adjustable cooking rack lets you direct the heat to where it's needed for even cooking of every meal. Accessories include one wire rack, non-stick full-sized baking pan and tray picker.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice looking, quick cooking, convection oven.\\n\\nReview: This is my 3rd convection toaster oven. I am a big fan especially for cooking foods for kids without having to fire up the large oven. We do not have a toaster and use this for every toaster application plus some real honest to goodness cooking.\\n\\nCompared to my 1st Oster, this is a very lovely and compact oven. While it is larger than its non-convection relatives, the Frigidaire does have a smaller footprint than my previous model. My second was a Black and Decker, also lovely but cooked WAY too fast and got WAY too hot. This doesn't seem like it would be a problem, but it is if you run through 3 pop tarts in one morning due to toasting to a crisp.\\n\\nI very much enjoy the simplicity of this model. The dials are simple and easy to use. One is temperature, one is cooking setting (toast, convection bake, broil, warm, etc) and one is a timer. There is a red light that indicates that the product is on and a pleasant ding when the timer goes off.\\n\\nI found this oven to warm very quickly. All toaster ovens take quite a few uses to figure out their quirks and cooking times. This one is no different. It seems to heat quickly and the convection fan is quiet when used. It toasted our bagels, heated our chicken fingers and yesterday's pizza and even baked some tilapia.\\n\\nI thoroughly enjoy the large pan that is included that is able to slide into a groove and create a 2nd level of cooking area in addition to the grate/ wire shelf that is included. The only negative that I can find thus far is that the crumb tray needs to be removed by opening the door and reaching in. The previous ovens had a tray with a handle that slid out from the outside of the unit. I find that a lot easier to work with.\",\n \"Product: Ottomanson Ottohome Collection offers rugs and runner rugs that are both functional and decorative to contribute a trendy compliment to your space and home decor while preserving your floors from dirt, scratches, wear and tear. Our Contemporary Moroccan Trellis Design Modern Area Rug features an intricate and elegant Moroccan Trellis design in the earth hues of dark brown and cream colors with a dark brown background and popping cream colored trellis lines. Resistant to fading, stains and shedding, this durable rug offers a fuss-free maintanence and can be an ideal choice for homes with kids and pets as well as heavy traffic areas like hallways, kitchens, entryways, living rooms. Machine-woven loop texture with 100% nylon low-pile for long-lasting quality makes this rug easy to lay flat and feels comfortable under your, your kids' and pets' feet; while the non-slip rubber backing helps with grip so your rug stays safely in place without moving even when you vacuum. Convert your house into a home with a finishing touch by simply setting one rug from this collection under your kitchen table, in your living room or by your foyer to greet your guests in a gracefully welcoming manner.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not quite 'glamour' but quite useful.\\n\\nReview: Not sure I would use the adjective \\\"glamorous\\\", but it is a good rug for what we need it for.\\n\\nThe area in front of our back door is used a lot when pets go in and out, people tracking in leaves and mud, next to the dog food and water bowls. We needed a good rug that could be easily washed, not easily slid and will hold up to much use.\\n\\nThis rug is thinner than expected, but after a weekend of a political meet and greet, rain and wind (with falling leaves), and a sick dog tracking mud into the house, we were pleased. I tossed this rug into our washer and dryer and it came out looking like it was never used. The rubber backing kept it from sliding or moving positions, also helped when my cat spilled some water from the bowl.\\n\\nI would recommend this for laundry rooms, playrooms and entryways.\",\n \"Product: The 5-minute pizza oven bakes your pizza to perfection in less than 5 minutes ensuring a light golden crispy crust covered in perfectly bubbling mozzarella flowing over fresh tasting toppings that ooze flavor.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Something I Need in my Kitchen\\n\\nReview: Much like a toaster over or microwave, the trick with these smaller cooking appliances is to test, test test. It is all trial and error with the initial cooking times and temperatures. We used this for my daughter's birthday party, when a group of hungry 12 year old girls descended on the house for a whole day. She decided on pizza for lunch so we bought some fresh pizzas from a local place to cook on our own.\\n\\nBefore this, I tried several batches of frozen pizzas and foods, like chicken fingers and other appetizers. The frozen pizzas were hit or miss for doneness and time for cooking. I had a few things overcooked, a few undercooked and one accidentally incinerated. Whoops.\\n\\nThe fresh pizzas came out great, after playing around in advance with different items, figuring out what times and what temperatures work best. However, I am not sure this is a better tool than just using an oven. Sure, the waiting times for pre-heating are considerably less with this quick cooking appliance. But do you need another entire oven? I have a toaster oven that works fine for frozen pizzas and baking, broiling meats and the occasional pop-tart. this oven doesn't have that kind of flexibility.\\n\\nAll in all, this appliance isn't too large for a kitchen without a toaster and a toaster oven. It would be best suited for an apartment full of college-aged kids, a small kitchen in a church or office building, or an overnight camp that needs quick food fast for lots of kids. I liked the storage of the handle for the tray, although I did forget about it often and just used an oven mitt. The appliance took forever to cool off after using, which was a pain when I was trying not to heat up my house too much by using the 'real' oven.\",\n \"Product: The Featherweight stick vacuum can be used on low pile carpets, area rugs and hard floors for quick clean-ups around the house. Since its so lightweight, its ideal for keeping on-hand in a nearby closet so you can use it anytime you notice some dirt on the floor. Since its foot is easily removed, you can use it on above-floor surfaces like furniture and countertops as well. Attach the crevice tool to clean hard-to-reach areas.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Its a DustBuster on a stick!\\n\\nReview: So here's the thing, is the ol' broom and dustpan just not working for you? Do you have low pile carpet with rubber backing that doesn't work with a large vacuum cleaner? Then this is for you.\\n\\nOut of the box, it was very easy to get put together. The stick broom came in 3 parts, the stick, the handvac and the carpet insert. The stick clicked into the handvac with ease, the carpet insert just literally stuck into the opening of the handvac. After plugging it in, it was good to go.\\n\\nI tried it on various items; kitty litter, sand, crumbs, dirt, small pebbles and carpet. Everything worked just fine, except for the regular carpet. Not so great but I really didn't think it would be. It was best on sand and dirt on my hardwood floors. I also appreciate that it is easy to use on entryway mats and carpets that are very low pile with rubber backing.\\n\\nThe cord was long enough to travel around my living room and adjacent kitchen. It is easy to disassemble when you want to just use the handheld vacuum. The only real disappointment was the lack of storage for the one attachment. All in all it was easy to operate, easy to clean and easy to store.\",\n \"Product: The two-stage heating system in this deep-penetrating Conair Extreme Steam Fabric Steamer produces super-hot steam at temperatures that will unfurl your fabrics quickly and gently. Powered by 1800 watts, the steam surges through the steamer head at a temperature that's 40 percent hotter than standard garment steamers, freshening fabrics and releasing wrinkles fast. The unique triangular nozzle features a built-in creaser with a multidirectional steam setting and a metal soleplate that doubles as an iron.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for a closet full of delicates.\\n\\nReview: Here is the deal with clothing steamers for the uninitiated: Clothing steamers are great for people who hate to iron fabrics that don't take a lot of effort to iron in the first place. Do you have a closet full of delicate fabrics? Do you launder them at home and fret when it is time to take out the iron and ironing board? Then clothes steamers are for you!\\n\\nI worked in a clothing store where this was an invaluable tool. Clothes comes shipped folded in plastic bags. You hang them, give them a quick pass with the steamer and they are ready for the sales floor. Often, these are women's clothes made of rayon blends, mixed fabrics, silks, lace and more. If you have a laundry area or a large walk in closet, this would be a great place to keep this steamer, as it is somewhat compact to store. I wouldn't recommend it for someone looking to maintain a crisp, well creased business suit.\\n\\nPro:\\n1. Easy and quick set up\\n2. Quick start up, heats up quite fast!\\n3. All attachments store in the base, which is great if you don't have tons of room to keep parts lying around\\n4. Lasted for a good 50 minutes with a full water tank\\n5. Works well on lighter, flowy fabrics\\n\\nCon:\\n1. This doesn't work as well as a. dry cleaning or b. ironing on things like permanent press shirts and slacks. I couldn't get a good crease even with the 'crease tool'.\\n2. No matter which steamer you use, they all have water droplets that get onto clothes. Sometimes these drips can cause problems are more delicate fabrics.\\n3. Although the 'soft cushion brush' helped with some more delicate fabrics, I didn't really get the idea behind the fabric brush. It didn't seem to aid the steaming capabilities on any fabrics that we tried it on.\",\n \"Product: food safe; bpa free\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for everyday lunches!\\n\\nReview: This is perfect to take chili on the go with a side of cornbread. Or have the toppings of your french onion soup for a quick preparation of crouton/ cheese when it is time to eat. Besides soup and a side though, there are tons of applications; yogurt and fruit, veggies and ranch dip, cheese and crackers.\\n\\nIt is a great idea for someone who wants to take a small container with a side that needs to stay separate. I found that it is 100% secure at times, but that was extremes where it feel sideways in my bag. It resists jostling and traveling. Easy to microwave and wash in the dishwasher.\\n\\nI am a fan of Joseph Joseph products already, so this wasn't a surprise.\",\n \"Product: Brew and keep warm, up to 12 cups of great-tasting coffee with the KRUPS Savoy ET351050 Thermal coffee maker. Its large easy-to-read LCD screen and intuitive rotating knob allow for effortless brew-strength and keep-warm adjustments or for setting the timer. You can wake up to the aroma of freshly brewed coffee or have a fresh pot ready and waiting when you are entertaining. The coffee maker's bold function produces a richer, fuller-bodied taste, while its special small-batch setting ensures maximum flavor and aroma when brewing just 1 to 4 cups. Even more, its auto-on setting ensures that you have a steaming pot of coffee waiting when you wake up. The double insulated thermal carafe will keep your coffee warm up to 4 hours with minimal temperature loss. Thoughtfully designed, the coffee maker also provides a pause-and-serve function for sneaking a quick cup mid-brew. A thermal carafe comes included to keep your coffee warm for up to 4 hours with minimal temperature loss. The carafe has been especially designed with a large opening so that you can easily fit your hand inside to clean it in seconds. Other highlights include a front-facing water-level display, a clean function that reminds you when to descale, a gold-tone filter (no paper filters necessary) and a water-filtration system that helps create delicious coffee served at an optimal 180 degrees F. Attractively housed with a beautiful brushed stainless-steel face and a black body, the KRUPS ET351050 Savoy Thermal coffee maker makes it easy and quick to brew hot, robust, flavorful coffee every time and to keep them hot for hours! Get ready to savor your day. Comparison between the TURBO reg function and the BOLD function.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: We are in love! Brews hot, stays hot.\\n\\nReview: After trying several different coffee makers, we have finally found a winner. All of the \\\"Pros\\\" are perfect and the \\\"Cons\\\" are things we can certainly live with. We had a Krups previously and loved it until a part on the interior broke after the warranty ran out. It is so worth it to get another though. Even without the carafe, this brews hot, which is our #1 most important factor. Next, the coffee tastes great with or without the \\\"Bold\\\" setting. Lastly, the carafe really does keep the coffee warm for at least 2 hours.\\n\\nPro:\\n*Coffee brews and stays hot\\n*Permanent Gold filter saves money on paper filters and doesn't add to trash\\n*Looks nice on the counter\\n*Contained inside stainless 'box' means less mess\\n\\nCons:\\n*Loud beeping that we can't figure out how to quiet. It beeps once when the brewing process starts and 3 times at the finish.\\n*Brew cycle can be kind of loud at times.\\n*Marks on the interior of carafe for filling water reservoir to correct level would be helpful\\n*Liquid gets caught inside the lid and isn't easy to get all of it out.\",\n \"Product: The 5 ft. Sack is perfect for gaming rooms and movie fans everywhere. It has even officially been chosen by a number of popular Gaming magazines as the top chair for gamers. Being 5ft, it can fit two small adults, such as college students and teenagers, but is initially made for the comfort of one adult or child. Activities that have kids sitting down for hours on end require comfortable chairs, and it can't get any better than the Comfy Sack. If you're thinking of spicing things up in your basement or family room, then this would be an excellent addition. The only regret you might have is not getting more! To convince you further, Comfy Sacks being Apple Computers selected our brand to decorate their California corporate headquarters' creative rooms. Being known as makers of the highest quality of gadgets, Apple chose Comfy Sacks over the competition and we take pride in that!.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: So comfy and SO BIG.\\n\\nReview: This is a large chair that will take up a big space. My 13 year old loves to sit in this to play video games and read. We have it in the corner of her room.\\n\\nIt was packed so nicely. The insides were in a complete square, vacuum packed inside plastic. The cover was folded and in plastic too. We aren't 100% sure what it is for, but there was a cute little magnetic pocket enclosed. It took about 15 minutes to open the bag and release the vacuum seal. We worked for 10 more minutes to break up the foam chunks. I was worried about putting the cover on until I realized that it was so super easy to unzip. It also unzipped very wide so it was easy to get the contents inside. Within 10 minutes, the packaged has tripled in size.\\n\\nThe cover is dark dark grey and so soft. Unlike 2 previous 'poof' chairs that we've had, this one come with a REMOVABLE COVER. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, in a house with 2 kids, 2 dogs and 2 cats. It continues to puff up more and more with use. Beware that the removable cover is an imperative. All of your animals will gravitate to it and the fabric isn't pet hair resistant.\",\n \"Product: Wake up to a fresh cup of coffee with Expressionist Thermal Coffee Maker's programmable High Contrast LCD Display with 24-hour timer. The Coffee Maker is equipped with Aroma Strength Selector with Bold or Regular buttons to provide you with the best coffee moment. A permanent gold-tone filter lets the full coffee bean flavor flow through to your cup, while Pure Advantage Water Filter ensures great tasting water for great tasting coffee. The Auto Start Function lets you program when you want your coffee to start brewing and the Keep Warm Function is adjustable for up to 2 hours.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Stylish Look Doesn't Make Up for Lukewarm Coffee.\\n\\nReview: I wanted to love this coffee maker. It is sleek looking and has all the bells and whistles I desire. I wanted to replace our boring ol' black plastic Proctor Silex with something more chic. And we did. Sadly, it just doesn't make hot coffee.\\n\\nAs someone who adds cream (blasphemy, I know), I prefer coffee makers that start with VERY HOT water in order to prevent my coffee from being cold once I add refrigerated creamer. After all, perfect water temperature for coffee brewing is between 195 and 205 degrees F. Serving temp should be closer to 175. Right off brew, I found it to be 150 degrees F.\\n\\nWe loved the removable water tank. It is easy to fill and clearly marked. The permanent gold filter made life easy, just needing to rinse the filter under water to clean. Programming took a minute to figure out, but ultimately it was great to have coffee when we woke up. The 'done brewing' beeps are VERY LOUD.\\n\\nThe carafe is odd, but not horrible. The lid simply twists off to rinse, although it is kind of a pain to get all the water out once done. When pouring, it wasn't difficult just sometimes splattered and sputtered. You need to hold the spout against the cup to avoid drips.\\n\\nWe tried to leave the pot on the warmer, even though I wasn't sure it was warming it (the directions say warmer doesn't work with stainless carafe, only glass one.) However, the warmer was warm to the touch. This either means that it is on OR the pot is seeping warm onto the pad. I thought that maybe having the carafe on the warmer was causing the heat to be allowed out. But no. Truth is this is just not brewing hot enough for our tastes.\\n\\nAfter a week of use we are packing it up and moving the Proctor Silex back onto the counter. It might not be as pretty, but at least my coffee is hot.\",\n \"Product: The Calphalon Classic Nonstick 8-Inch Fry Pan is made with dual-layer nonstick for extra-easy food release and cleanup, and constructed from durable hard-anodized aluminum for fast and even heating. The long stainless steel handle feels comfortable in your hand and stays cool on the stovetop. Gently sloped sides and flared edges make this small non stick frying pan ideal for preparing eggs, omelets and other delicate foods.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The only thing missing is a great lid.\\n\\nReview: The only thing I would enjoy more is to have a lid that fits this pan. As my old pots and pans lose their luster, its time to replace with newer models.\\n\\nThe size of the pan is conducive to larger meals like one pan sausage, peppers and beans. It will also fit 4 grilled cheeses for those less culinary. Eggs slide off like magic. The bottom is slightly rounded for optimal sloshing. However the sides are a bit low so don't go overboard.\\n\\nMy husband is the official pan cleaner and has commented on how easy it is to wipe down, even after heavy tomato sauces have dried while on the stove. I appreciate that we are stuck with a glass top stove and this works well with it as I long for a gas appliance. My other favorite part is the smaller side grip. It helps when transferring a big pot of goodness into a serving dish.\",\n \"Product: This Big Apple Lunch Backpack is a fun and whimsical way for your child to bring lunch on the go. Made of durable, water-resistant polyester and food-safe materials, it has an insulated interior to keep the contents warm or cool until mealtime, adjustable padded shoulder straps, a top handle, and a zippered front pocket for snacks. PVC and BPA-free. Wipe clean with warm, soapy water and dry immediately.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute even for my 'big girl.\\\"\\n\\nReview: This might seem silly, but I got this for my 13 year old. She thinks it is the cutest thing ever and certainly beats her plain navy blue lunch bag.\\n\\nThe bag itself is big enough to hold a large water bottle, a bento box or compartment container, snacks, an apple, a cooling pack and a yogurt. The inside is easily wipeable and kept her lunch cold for a good 5 hours until lunchtime. The zippered compartment on the front is perfect for utensils, keeps her napkin dry and a good space for extras like candy or treats.\\n\\nSo she isn't the target audience for this product. Would you believe that she is an average sized 13 year old and with the straps all the way extended, she can wear it as a backpack? Its so cute and her friends think so, too.\\n\\nThe straps can be tightened quite a bit if you are getting this for a smaller child. The zippers are easy to use. the straps make it easy for those with puffy jackets that maybe don't want to fool with the backpack straps. I wish the were removable also.\\n\\nWhether your child is 5 or 13, it is a great lunchbox option.\",\n \"Product: This powerful, versatile vac is designed specifically with your pets in mind. Our NEW SPIN3 PRO Brushroll helps you power through pet hair on both carpet and hard floor surfaces, while the 8ft. cleaning wand and pet turbo tool make cleaning your stairs, upholstery and hard-to-reach areas easier than ever. Our carbon filter provides a finishing touch, minimizing pet odors for a fresh clean every time.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lightweight with great suction and good pet cleaning tools.\\n\\nReview: The Dirt Devil felt like a toy coming out of the box. Both my husband and I were skeptical that it would satisfy our needs. It took about 5 minutes to get it all set up and ready to go. Most attachments were intuitive in their placement. It is not a quiet machine, but not as loud as some of the jet engine decibel levels we have heard before.\\n\\nIt picked up A LOT of pet hair during the first pass over a throw rug. We had it on the lowest carpet pile setting and it was impressive. We then used the Turbo claw pet hair tool to remove the cat and dog hair from the sofa, chairs and ottoman. Unlike the similar tool on the Dyson Animal, which seems to stop spinning when it touches fabric or has any pressure put on it, this one took a lot more of a beating. It also worked well on our stairs that have a higher pile fabric runner.\\n\\nThe high capacity \\\"XL dirt cup\\\" make a difference in how often you have to empty the bin. We nearly filled it with one pass over the entire house. I am not sure that makes it a great vacuum or makes us really dusty people. But obviously that large bin made a difference in our usage.\\n\\nOn our higher pile carpet, we turned the dial up to medium pile and that made a world of difference in collecting the pet hair plus the lower settings caused too much drag on the machine. However, we both agree that the brush should stop spinning when on wood or tile flooring mode, even if it raises up and doesn't touch the floor. it ends up just blowing hair and dust around while picking 70% of it up.\\n\\nWe wished the cord was 3 feet longer to not have to unplug so many times when switching rooms. Also, the plug seemed to be constantly in our way. Not sure what would remedy that besides a clip somewhere at the top of the handle to hold it up and closer to the machine instead of trailing behind. Lastly, the footprint of the Dirt Devil was small enough that it fits on the stairs so you don't have to hold it while using the brush tool to clean.\\n\\nWe have had the Dyson Animal for about 13 years. Other than occasionally having to 'de-hair' the brush, it has been a great investment. The Dirt Devil is a good reminder that not all vacuums have to costs several hundred dollars to work well. With a larger dirt bin and a better pet hair tool, this is a great option for someone looking for a good pet specific vacuum without paying the steep price of a Dyson. The only question remaining is longevity.\",\n \"Product: Out of This World Full/Queen comforter features colorful illustrations of planets, stars, asteroids and even UFOs. The comforter has outline stitching details and printed reverse. Made of soft cotton-rich fabric, it is machine washable for easy care.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Exactly what I wanted\\n\\nReview: I was searching for an inexpensive comforter for my 3.5 year old who is currently obsessed with space. I found this one at Target for under $100 with the pillow sham.\\n\\nI was pleasantly surprised at the weight and happy that it wasn't one of those overstuffed polyester filled blankets. This is a good weight for my child who gets hot when he sleeps. We use it with just a sheet and thus far, he hasn't frozen in temps outside of 43 degrees F. Of course, its a nice 72 in here.\\n\\nI have not washed it yet so I can't speak to the longevity of the colors, but I was pleased with the toned down but still vibrant blues.\",\n \"Product: One Crocodile Creek solar system back pack AND a matching lunchbox for one low price!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for Boys or Girls!\\n\\nReview: My son just outgrew his toddler backpack and needed something bigger for preschool. Watching 3 and 4 year olds walk in to his school with these monster backpacks caused me to shy away from buying anything sooner, as not to overload him at such a young age.\\n\\nI was pleased to find this set for several reasons:\\n\\n*It is just inches bigger than his toddler backpack. But those inches are enough to comfortably fit his folder (which bent in his smaller one), snack, lunch and a folded jacket.\\n\\n*The colors aren't blue, red and yellow but aren't too girly either. My son would bring a princess backpack if he found one that incorporated space. But this one was great in its uniqueness to not be black or primary colors.\\n\\n*Crocodile Creek is a brand I know from other purchases and I haven't been disappointed in anything yet.\\n\\nThe fabric seems durable, the zippers are well placed and solid. I can't see him wanting to carry this far beyond his preschool years, but I have no doubt that this will last well into Elementary school should I need it to.\\n\\nThe lunch box isn't anything special but it matches. It would have been nice to have a mesh pocket in the inside for an ice pack, but that's just me being picky. Its big enough to fit a whole lunch and a small ice pack as well.\",\n \"Product: Vornado vortex heat with multi level safety protection.\\nTrue whole room heater.\\nCirculates heat throughout an entire room, not just a small space.\\nEliminate hot and cold spots.\\nCompact size fits almost anywhere in the home or office.\\nWhisper quiet operation - moves air effectively with minimal noise. \\nSimple to use controls.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This thing is awesome!\\n\\nReview: My house was built in 1977. Not sure why they skimped so bad on duct work and insulation, but it is obvious every winter that they did. The house is very drafty and tends to be much warmer upstairs than downstairs.\\n\\nLast winter, we tried everything in our budget to limit the drafts and heat the room. The heaters we bought left us wishing for more. Most were too loud or didn't heat the room, only a small part of it. We found this heater at half off and figured we would go for it.\\n\\nI was skeptical with it being a fan. We didn't want something loud or that made a lot of noise when it came on or off. We also didn't want the heating coils exposed or any part of it to be hot due to small children and animals in the house. It is fairly compact and entirely plastic on its outer shell. When operating, you can touch any part of it and not get burned.\\n\\nThe heater offers an off/ on switch, an auto/on fan switch, a temperature dial and a high/ low heater switch. I enjoy the auto/on because some days I like to leave it on auto to come off an on as needed. In the mornings, I like to put it on and just let it really heat up the room. Our room is large, originally a kitchen and living room, we removed a wall (which has lead to some of the circulation problems).\\n\\nOnce we turn this heater on, we can feel a difference in the room in just a few minutes. The difference is so obvious, we can tell halfway down the stairs. Our fan thermostat typically read 70 degrees on a 50 degree day, now it is at 74 with the heater, furnace on 69. It is just enough to get the chill off.\\n\\nI highly recommend this heater even at original price. I would certainly pay that much for it now.\",\n \"Product: GreatCo's GE-50 is a 50\\\" linear electric fireplace. This modern electric fireplace comes standard with 4 LED flame settings, 13 colors of backlighting and a multi-functional remote control. Standard with the fireplace is clear/white stone, but easy to change media an well as a 6' ft cord and 2 year warranty. The Silent Force Technology Heater Fan creates a quiet and efficient electric fireplace.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Now I Need a Bigger House.\\n\\nReview: I have never had something delivered from Amazon via freight service so this started out as an exciting adventure. The freight company called and scheduled my delivery, was pleasant and arrived on time. The box was just huge, but not large enough that one man couldn't bring it in on a dollie and I couldn't scoot it from one place in my home to another.\\n\\nIt was packed very nicely, considering how fragile it was. The individual pieces, while large were not difficult to handle. The directions are clearly written and easy to follow. We chose to mount it on the wall rather than to recess it into the wall. One of the advantages to these types of decorative fireplaces is the ability to move it when necessary. It took us about 2 hours from unpacking to switching on.\\n\\nThe fireplace itself is mesmerizing. The stones reflect and deflect the light to give the whole room a toasty glow. The LED backlighting is also very cool (although I am not sure how often we will use this outside of hosting a Nagel print/ Duran Duran/ Rubic's Cube 80's party) and fun to play with. The kids LOVE it.\\n\\nThe heater is decent. Our space is a good 300 sq feet and we felt instant toastiness when we turned it on. Make sure you follow the directions to place the heater, making sure to keep it 13 inches or more from anything combustable. The remote is super useful, being able to turn the heater on and off and choose a level, the temp is displayed, backlight can be on a timer and change colors, etc. Its very cool and the kids enjoy controlling it from across the room. It was better than the TV for a while!\\n\\nAll in all, I wish I had a larger space for it, like a basement or big game room. That, to me, is the idea place for something as cool as this. If you have a loft or a large open area that you are looking for a focal point for, this could be your answer. But in a normal sized house in a regular neighborhood in suburbia USA, this might not be your kind of thing.\",\n \"Product: Interdesign's kitchen Binz are great for cabinets, fridges, craft rooms, and more! these bins feature built-in handles and feet, and are made of durable plastic.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for refrigerator storage!\\n\\nReview: I am currently using this bin on our refrigerator to hold snack bags of carrots, cucumbers and tomatoes. These make healthy snacks an easy, grab and go item. This container is small enough to fit the 'shortest' shelf in my fridge (think a little taller than a Capri Sun) but big enough to hold about 12 small bags of carrots and a handful of tiny ranch containers.\\n\\nThere are no drain holes on the bottom, only handles on the side. So you can put goopy, juicy things in here without worry that they will drain all over your fridge. Would be great in the freezer for popsicles and icees.\\n\\nMade of white plastic, easy to clean, easy to use! Not just for the fridge!\",\n \"Product: Since the T-Rex dinosaur lived in what is now known as western North America, he's practically a countryman! But be careful when you welcome our scaled tyrannosaurus into your library, desktop or display area, you'll be ushering in an opportunistic carnivore said to have the world's most powerful bite. Our faux archeologic find is cast in quality designer resin for Design Toscana with a distressed fossil finish before being set atop a metal stand as a wonderful collectible animal and a smart display piece! Don't wait until this gift is extinct! Simple assembly required. 10\\\"Wx24½\\\"Dx13\\\"H. 4 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice quality, regal looking!\\n\\nReview: My family is loving this T-Rex. It arrived well packed in styrofoam. Easily put together by my 12 year old in 5 minutes, as it was only in a few pieces. We were pleased to see that several of the individual pieces were magnetic. The others are inserted with a thick metal pin that holds it in place. The stand is sturdy and one in place, my 9 year old poked and prodded it without it budging.\\n\\nThe material looks like bone. Unlike it appears in the photos, the legs do not touch the surface but float 2 inches off the base. It looks menacing and serious and will be a great addition to my husband's desk at work. Quite the conversation piece.\",\n \"Product: If you're looking for a chair for your little ones and teens then the 3ft Sack is your number one choice. Not only is the small size perfect for your children and small adults, but it's also secure since ALL the inner liner of our Comfy Sack have safety break-away zippers. Just simply twist the zipper off to lock it in place once you've closed it. This gives parents a peace of mind that your children will not be able to access the inside of the bags and might accidentally eat the foam. These precautions are carefully thought of since Comfy Sacks know that many families are interested in our products and safety is a big concern for us. The current design of our chairs will assure you that every one in the family will be comfortable as well as pets!.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: REMOVABLE COVER ... enough said.\\n\\nReview: This is a GREAT size for a kids' room or a playroom. My giant 10 year old loves to sit in this to play video games and read.\\n\\nIt was packed so nicely. The insides were in a complete square, vacuum packed inside plastic. The cover was folded and in plastic too. Although there was a place for it, we did not receive the cute little magnetic pocket for this smaller chair. It took about 5 minutes to open the bag and release the vacuum seal. We worked for a few minutes to break up the foam chunks. I was worried about putting the cover on until I realized that it was so super easy to unzip. It also unzipped very wide so it was easy to get the contents inside. Within 10 minutes, the packaged has tripled in size.\\n\\nThe cover is dark dark grey and so soft. Unlike 2 previous 'poof' chairs that we've had, this one come with a REMOVABLE COVER. I can't tell you how happy this makes me, in a house with 2 kids, 2 dogs and 2 cats. It continues to puff up more and more with use. While it is not terribly heavy, it isn't light either. Quite a bit heavier than bean bags of 'yore.\",\n \"Product: Atop its tiny pedestal, this exquisitely enameled egg, created in the style made famous by the House of Romanov's imperial jeweler in the 19th century, catches the light to showcase shapely twin handles. It is cast in pewter using the ancient lost wax method before the brilliant amber yellow enamel, faux jewels, and tiny embellishments are added. Our Basil Street-exclusive gem opens with a small magnetic latch to reveal a hidden spot to hold your tiny treasures. 3\\\"Wx2\\\"Dx5½\\\"H. 1 lb.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not quite up to par\\n\\nReview: I thought this would make a great gift for my mother, who loves Faberge Eggs. I remember being dragged to the local Art Museum time and time again to view the magically ornate eggs.\\n\\nWhen this arrived, I found it to be very small. Not that I didn't read the description. But somehow 5.5 inches seems smaller in person. It arrived in a plain white cardboard box in 2 pieces of cut styrofoam packing material. The 'trophy' was wrapped in plastic inside the styrofoam. For over $60 (with retail being closer to $75), I expected better packaging.\\n\\nThe elegance was not a total loss. It is very sparkly and heavy in my hand. Don't drop this on your bare foot. The magnet closure worked well and it was't difficult to open. It would be a great 'in plain site' secret hiding place for jewelry or a spare key. Also, in a curio cabinet or on a high shelf, maybe not being able to get so close and scrutinize the craftsmanship.\\n\\nIt is a little on the gaudy side. It reminds me less of a Faberge Egg and more of a cloisonné gift from a tourist shop. I also found it for less on the manufacturer's website, which makes me a little grumpy. If you are looking for a lovely, elegant gift, you'll need to take your recipient in consideration first.\",\n \"Product: Perfect for happy hour, wine-tasting parties or the buffet, the Delio cheese set by Toscana, a Picnic Time brand, features a gorgeous acacia wood cutting board with a chalkboard front edge designed to write on, and comes with a natural soapstone pencil for scripting a special note to your guests. Three stake-style cheese markers with chalkboard sections also come with the board, making it easy for you to identify the specific cheeses you are serving. The Delio comes with an acacia wood handled cheese knife with a stainless steel full-tang, fork-tipped blade. This beautiful cheese board is designed with carved indents to house the markers and the knife when not in use. The Delio cheese set makes a fabulous gift! Occasionally rub the board and knife handle with food-safe mineral oil to preserve the wood. Measures 15 by 10 by .75 inches. Comes gift-boxed and is backed by the Picnic Time Family of Brands BUILT TO LAST Lifetime Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Would make a Great Hostess Gift.\\n\\nReview: Let's be honest, this is made for more of a gift than a practical cheese board. And a wonderful gift it would make! The board is a rustic looking slab of wood, with all accessories needed snugly placed in their specifically carved out holes. There is a place for the knife and 3 markers. These are slate and can be written on and wiped off repeatedly with the enclosed \\\"natural soapstone pencil\\\" for writing. (There is no place to store the pencil, unless it is sat upon the knife). There is also a place on the front of the board, which is slanted, to write a message like, \\\"cheese board\\\".\\n\\nThis would make a lovely hostess gift or present for someone who loves to entertain. But in practice, the space for cheese is minimal due to the cut outs for the signs and knife. The knife feels a little on the cheap side, something more substantial would make me happier. It also must be wiped down with a damp cloth, never submerged in water and has to remain flat, or the things will fall out during storage.\\n\\nI would be happy to give this to someone hosting a holiday party, like someone from work. But as for use in my home, I will pass for something more practical.\",\n \"Product: Who says you can't have it all? The KODAK EASYSHARE M1033 Digital Camera blends the latest picture-taking technology with the ultimate in style--and right at your fingertips. With innovative smart capture, it's the take-anywhere camera that does it all--automatically.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Improvement from my last\\n\\nReview: I replaced my second Nikon Coolpix with this Kodak. Thus far, I am liking it a lot.\\n\\nThe reaction time from pressing the button to the actual shot is fast enough that it captures my 2 and 5 year olds right when I want it to. No facial expressions lost, no photos of only the back of a head or one foot running away.\\n\\nI will fully admit to using the point and shoot options much more than all the fussy ones. I took a few self portraits on that setting and my husband is enjoying the panorama setting. Both of us have used the video.\\n\\nMy husband bought it for me and I suspect the fact that it had HD video capability was top on his list. I appreciate the ease of use, the large screen and small size that enables me to keep it in my front pocket at all times. I never lose a cute shot that way.\",\n \"Product: Who says you can't have it all? The KODAK EASYSHARE M1033 Digital Camera blends the latest picture-taking technology with the ultimate in style--and right at your fingertips. With innovative smart capture, it's the take-anywhere camera that does it all--automatically.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Improvement from my last\\n\\nReview: I replaced my second Nikon Coolpix with this Kodak. Thus far, I am liking it a lot.\\n\\nThe reaction time from pressing the button to the actual shot is fast enough that it captures my 2 and 5 year olds right when I want it to. No facial expressions lost, no photos of only the back of a head or one foot running away.\\n\\nI will fully admit to using the point and shoot options much more than all the fussy ones. I took a few self portraits on that setting and my husband is enjoying the panorama setting. Both of us have used the video.\\n\\nMy husband bought it for me and I suspect the fact that it had HD video capability was top on his list. I appreciate the ease of use, the large screen and small size that enables me to keep it in my front pocket at all times. I never lose a cute shot that way.\",\n \"Product: Belkin iPod/iPhone Desktop Docking Station\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Better for stationary iPods, not super for iPhones\\n\\nReview: This really does what it states, it allows the iPod/iPhone to stay in one place, raised to a good level for optimum FaceTime usage. However, the constant removal and docking doesn't do any favors to the flimsy plastic of this docking station.\\n\\nIt is a good size, with a small footprint to keep it easily out of the way. The USB cord is a good length, to allow placement about anywhere you need it on a desk. When in place, the phone/ ipod is kept snugly in place. Almost too snugly, which is where the problem arises.\\n\\nIt takes longer than it should to guarantee that the ipod/ iphone is properly in place, making sure it is charging. It feels like it isn't seated correctly and takes a few tries. Then, you must push the top clip to keep it in place. Originally, this had a small soft rubber-like insert that the ipod/iphone rested on. But this has since popped out and has proven too difficult to get back in.\\n\\nThe plastic clip that holds the item in place is such a royal pain to raise up in order to remove the device. As far as I can tell, even with reading the instructions, one has to reach behind the device and place your finger between it and the docking station to press a button and raise it up to release. Sure, it is tightly on the docking station but if you need to pick it up right away, it won't be quickly.\\n\\nI am still giving it 3 stars because like I said, it does keep it stationary, it is easily maneuvered with the bendable shaft. But simply because it is such a pain to release the device, I can't recommend it highly.\",\n \"Product: Max out your music with the BOSS Audio BV9362BI In-Dash DVD Player with a 6.2\\\" Touchscreen Monitor. Blast out tunes on the DVD/CD player, listen to the AM/FM radio, hook up an MP3 Player or smartphone through the Auxiliary input or plug into the USB and SD ports. Bluetooth technology lets you stream audio apps like Pandora or Spotify and make calls hands-free. Change up the sound style with the Preset EQ. Control it all from the touchscreen, wireless remote, or your existing steering wheel controls (interface not included). Push your audio to its limits with the BOSS BV9362BI. For further product details, please scroll down.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not too bad for installation, too many bells and whistles to enjoy, works fine.\\n\\nReview: My husband has installed a few stereos before. This one proved a little more difficult but in the end he is pleased with this unit.\\n\\nThis receiver has a ton of features, more than we probably need. Notably, it is used mostly for podcasts and such. We typically aren't radio listeners which is a plus since the radio isn't all that great sounding on its own. I saw mentioned that someone used a power booster and had some luck. I think we will have to try that for longer trips.\\n\\nWe didn't have great luck with the bluetooth for calls because the microphone doesn't seem to work as well as we had hoped. It sounds muffled and too quiet. I find remotes in cars silly. But my kids like to play with it.\\n\\nWent and bought a wiring harness in advance. Not afraid to say that we had to call customer service a few times for help.\",\n \"Product: The Jawbone J2013-02-US Jambox Mini Red Dot Bluetooth Speaker System features an app that gives you one-touch access to all your saved and streaming music. You can also personalize MINI JAMBOX and add new features as they roll out. It's the rare piece of technology that keeps getting better with time. LiveAudio playback technology lets you experience your music, movies, and games like never before - immerse yourself in three-dimensional sound. Learn more. MINI JAMBOX is small enough to fit in your pocket, and light enough that you won't even notice it - until you press play. Package Content: red dot mini jambox36-in. 3.5 stereo cable24 in. micro USB charging cablequick start guidewarranty Proprietary passive bass radiator Type 1-compliant microphone Bluetooth 4.0 (w/ BTLE) Connection 3.5 mm stereo input Micro-USB Port (charging only) Height 2.28 Width 0.96 Depth 6.06 Weight 0.57 Color Red Operating System Batteries Included Batteries Required Number of Batteries 1 Battery Type Rechargeable Lithium-ion Language English Assembly Required\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great battery life, Easy to use!\\n\\nReview: I've had this Mini Jambox for about a year and have very much enjoyed it. It stays in my bathroom and is used on a daily basis during morning routines and shower time. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to recharge it. That's about 20 min a day (at the least) for a year. Pretty good, I'd say.\\n\\nThe sounds isn't on par with the Bose that we own, but I didn't expect it to be. It is loud enough to be heard over the shower, which is what I was hoping. And the lows aren't too low and the highs aren't too high to catch all of the things I want to hear. Granted, I am mostly listening to talk radio or podcasts, so take that for what it is.\\n\\nIt was super easy to set up, to pair with many different devices, iPhone 6's, 5's, 4's and iPods. The controls are simple and easy to use.\",\n \"Product: Think Thin: iPad mini Case Designed using our thinnest material that hugs the curves of your iPad mini, our Form Fit Coverlet is the perfect example of the old adage, Inch Less is More. Inch With the same durable construction and thoughtful design details found in all our iPad mini covers, the Form Fit Coverlet takes sleek protection to a whole new level.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A whole new level of swanky.\\n\\nReview: When I initially received my iPad Mini, I went out to but the Apple \\\"Smart Cover\\\". It did work for a while, Drove my son a little crazy because it would detach on him more often than on me, but I was ok with it. Sadly after a while the lovely light green color started to show dirt and fingerprints and grossness. It had to go.\\n\\nI was looking for something more substantial to protect the whole book and not just the screen. This Belkin cover fits the bill.\\n\\nIt is thick and rather soft. The cover feels smooth like suede and not like leather. The iPad fits in the back securely with no chance of falling out of the case. it folds back completely to be out of the way when I need it to be. I can also detach just part of the cover and use it as a stand. This is a nice feature for watching movies and showing items while sitting next to someone.\\n\\nI do think it will hold up better. The smoother surface means less stains and the purple color is just fancy enough.\",\n \"Product: Kensington KeyCover Hard Shell Bluetooth Keyboard for iPad mini General Features: Pack of four (4) Black color Hard shell keyboard/case for iPad mini Supports landscape and portrait viewing Snap-in protection Rubber feet prevent sliding Magnetic stand for added support Magnetic cover enables wake/sleep automatically Bluetooth v3.0 wireless technology Charges via USB Up to 120 hours working time Up to 200 days standby time Battery specifications: 380 mAh Package Includes: Kensington KeyCover Hard Shell Bluetooth Keyboards for iPad mini USB cable Notes: Model: K39797US UPC: 0 85896 39797 7 Product Requirements: Apple iPad mini or iPad mini with Retina Available USB port (for charging)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for meetings on the go (or note taking!)\\n\\nReview: This was a nice addition to my technology arsenal. I was looking for an accessory to make my iPad Mini more useful to me and this has done that.\\n\\nI have an iPhone and a MacBook Pro, so my iPad was a middle man, only being brought out when the iPhone was simply to small for the job and lugging out a computer was overkill. However, trying to take notes on an iPad, while it lays flay on the table or holding it and trying to type with just thumbs wasn't working.\\n\\nI opened the keyboard and was flummoxed that the QR code and websites weren't accessible from my devices. I had to open up the PC and log in to get the directions to start up. After that it was simple. Plug this in, press this, connect that and done.\\n\\nI like that the keyboard becomes a case for the iPad, but it left the entire back exposed, which makes me nervous. That and the fact that it almost took a screwdriver to pry the darn thing off each time I wanted to open it for use. Hopefully, this will loosen as time goes on.\\n\\nThe battery lasts for a good long while and will keep you happily clicking the keys for a long time.\",\n \"Product: Elevate every scene and song with this ultra-slim, 2.1 channel Bluetooth sound bar plus wireless subwoofer that delivers impressive sound and thunderous bass in any room. Stream music easily from your smartphone4 and even control your sound bar and TV with a single remote. All in a stylish, 2-inch design that lies flat or mounts discreetly on a wall. Thin has never sounded bigger.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Much improved quality and sound over basic speakers.\\n\\nReview: Easy set up. Mounting wasn't as easy, though. Hard to get points lined with mounting hardware. Took longer than I wanted it to. Doesnt pair with our TV remote so we need to use the one included. Not a dealbreaker, but a pain.\\n\\nBluetooth works well and was easy when not connecting to TV. We can play music or podcasts with the phone. Sounds great for normal TV watching, much better than basic sound. For movies, it adds much more base and depth.\\n\\nLost the pairing connection to woofer once and it took quite a bit of troubleshooting to get fixed. It hasn't happened since.\\n\\nHooked up to TV optical audio output because we use TIVO and PS4 on this TV as well. Other than having another remote, its great.\",\n \"Product: 21 inch Rolling Duffel\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome on a long, cross country trip!\\n\\nReview: I bought 2 of these, one for each of my 8 and 12 year old children, for a cross country trip. We flew from east coast to west coast and then drove for 10 days to 5 different cities. These rolling bags have been on planes (to and from plus transfers), camping at Yosemite, shoved into the back of a rental car, packed to the gills with dirty clothes and gifts for the return trip. Both held up just fine.\\n\\nBoth kids were looking for a bigger, more grown up suitcase without fuss and all the bells and whistles. These bags seemed perfect. They arrived flat and were easily unpacked. They came with a long strap for carrying, as well as handles that velcro together and an extendable pull handle. My 8 year old had no problem with the height of the handle. They packed 2 pairs of shoes, clothes for 6 days, stuffed animals, toiletries and a few books.\\n\\nEven stuffed with dirty clothes on the return trip, this was still easily maneuvered through the airport. Negatives: It doesn't sit upright because it is a duffle and not flat on the end. The fabric is slightly thin, so I am not sure how long this will last. But for the price, I don't think you can go wrong.\",\n \"Product: Keep life simple. Designed to transport the necessities: iPhone, lipstick, cards and cash.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Super Cute, Tiny, Perfect Purse!\\n\\nReview: I love this tiny purse! I bought this to take with me to travel when I didn't need a big backpack and just a few items would do. I wear all black mostly, so the tiny black strap is nearly invisible. I love the red pop of the zippers and the lovely pale blue of the interior.\\n\\nThe small outer pocket is perfect for cards and cash. The interior pocket fits my iPhone 6 (not in the handy 'phone pocket', but it fits!), lipstick, keys, reading glasses and tin of mints or gum. I can also put coins in the zipper part, which I love. The back pocket fits my sunglasses perfectly (or my phone, which sticks up a bit as shown on the photo). I removed the short handle immediately and attached the longer strap. I am not a slight person and I wish that strap was just a tad longer. I would prefer that this hit me a little lower than the hip. However, I can adjust to a few inches less.\\n\\nThe zippers move easily, the fabric is a heavy canvas that is simple to spot clean with wet wipes. I can wrap the long straps up and tuck this into my backpack when flying and all of the money is with me. Really, just perfect.\\n\\nSee the photos for more details!\",\n \"Product: \\\"The Timex Expedition Field Chrono draws design inspiration from vintage military watches. The unique dial features numerals in increments of five up to 60 and three sub-dials that track minutes, seconds, and 1/20 of a second for up to 30 minutes. An easy to operate date window is located at 4 oclock. With the Quick Date function, you can set the date on the watch without turning the crown for every 24-hour period. Just pull the stem halfway out, and turn until desired date is reached. It also offers water resistance to 330 feet (100 meters) and a durable leather strap. The Indiglo night-light uniformly lights the surface of the watch dial using patented blue electroluminescent lighting technology. It uses less battery power than most other watch illumination systems, enabling your watch battery to last longer.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rugged with a Vintage Look.\\n\\nReview: The case of this Timex is rugged, if a little bulky. The whole watch has a great vintage military look to it with stencil style numbers and details throughout. Pushers work well but don't offer much haptic feedback.\\n\\nNumbers are clear and easy to read. Hands are high contrast and also easy to spot. Indiglo feature works well in very low light situations where the hands are not picking up any ambient light. Any ambient light and the hands basically disappear with the face illuminated.\\n\\nThe band is much higher quality than I might have expected. The color matches the lettering on the face. It is thick and fairly stiff right out of the box, but loosens up after a few wearings. The buckle feels fairly durable and works well and is stamped with the Expedition logo looks really nice and adds to the vintage military look of the watch. My only complaint with the band is the stitching which can wick sweat up around the edges of the band and discolor it a bit. A quick hand wash with mild soap cleared it up. The nylon band dries out pretty quickly.\\n\\nI like this kind of watch a lot. It is stylish without being delicate or so expensive that I worry about damaging it.\",\n \"Product: MEYRIN 24.5\\\" 4 wheel spinner charcoal SwissGear lightweight luggage with wetbag and 1.5\\\" expansion\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good value for a large suitcase.\\n\\nReview: This suitcase is so light, you will think they've made a mistake before you open the box. It arrived in this huge box that was left on my porch. I had no idea how I was going to get it inside until I tried to move it. It was feather light!\\n\\nThis luggage is a good value. It isn't too expensive and it is very large. My husband just packed for a 12 day International trip and filled that thing with clothes, shoes, toiletries, snacks, linens and many other creature comforts. The handle telescopes easily, the wheels seems sturdy and you can't go wrong with a spinner to make your life easy. There is a large mesh pocket on the inside and several smaller outside pockets. Thus far, it has survived 2 International flights being checked into baggage.\\n\\nThe material isn't very thick. It is a thin, not at all reinforced or padded box. The fact that it \\\"expands\\\" should not be a selling point, considering that the expansion is barely a couple inches. You might be able to add 2 folded towels into that extra space. It is really what you consider bare bones. However, the SwissGear brand has never done me wrong. We are counting on this to also live up to our other SwissGear products.\\n\\nI was quite disappointed that the description for this item was \\\"MEYRIN 24.5\\\" 4 wheel spinner charcoal SwissGear lightweight luggage with wet bag and 1.5\\\" expansion\\\" and what I got was a (albeit lovely) blue colored bag with no wet bag included.\",\n \"Product: Could these skates be cooler our ultra-light sporty-pop canvas skate shoes have elasticated panels for slip on/slip off instant perfect fit. more chic than a pair of sneakers, they've got our ultra-comfy new super flexible anatomicush technology, and will put happiness at your feet!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very cute. Runs just a little big.\\n\\nReview: I have been buying FitFlops for years now and will continue to do so. Like the other pairs that I own, the soles are like marshmallows, so soft and so squishy. The insoles have amazing arch and heel support. I typically buy a new pair of sandals every summer and wear them until they fall apart. (Meaning, I wear them each and every day and by the end of summer, I toss and buy new ones the next year). That's about 100 days of continuous wear.\\n\\nThese were so cute that I couldn't help myself for a summer/ fall transition shoe. Once the cooler weather starts, I am typically a boot/ clog person. Again, all FitFlops. These slip ons are a nice, canvas-like stretchy material with toe caps and thick soles. They are super easy to get on and off, which is a bonus for someone who doesn't like to tie shoes.\\n\\nThe one drawback is that they do run a little big. Since I wear an 11 and one foot is nearly 1/2 size bigger than the other, I buy 11s and just deal. With these, it caused a little more rubbing on the heel, which gave me blisters. After about 5 days of breaking in, they are now just fine and no more blisters. They are comfy enough to wear without socks and in cooler or warmer weather.\",\n \"Product: Five Star ultimate Tech backpack includes multiple, separate, padded compartments secure and protect laptops and other Tech devices. Padded front pocket provides safe storage and easy access. Three external ports included for listening to Music and charging Tech devices. Earbud guide secures cords to your backpack. Main storage compartment holds textbooks and other school supplies; expands up to 4 to provide extra storage space. Multiple organization pockets help keep small items neat. Side mesh pocket securely holds a water bottle. Patent-pending straps distribute weight to comfortably support a heavy load to make backpack easier to carry. Durable, water-resistant materials with reinforced stitching stand up to daily wear and tear. Limited lifetime warranty.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Holds a lot but has a few flaws.\\n\\nReview: I gave this backpack to my 13 year old, 8th grader. Her backpacks are filled to capacity with binders, books, laptop, notebooks and lunch. She is typically cramming her lunch into the bag in order to zip it up.\\n\\nThis bag did give her a lot more room. All of her times were just swallowed by this bag. It was great. A space of the laptop with padding in the front and back, lots of pocket and small areas for phones/ ipods/ earbuds/ coins. The elastic pockets on the side are large enough for a big thermos or water bottle. It has also held up really well to 2 months of middle school abuse.\\n\\nHowever there are some points that are odd that I want to point out:\\n*The straps are attached to the inside/ top of the bag, instead of the rear. This make it quite a bit more difficult to put on. She hasn't found the sweet spot of swinging over her shoulder and then tightening the straps.\\n*The zippers on the smaller compartments stick a lot. We think it is the stitching inside. Makes life hard, as they have not loosened with use like we had hoped.\\n*The padding for the laptop is great on either side, front and back. But hers has now cracked on the bottom corner because the bottom has little to no padding.\\n\\nShe won't stop using it, with all that said, because it does hold all her stuff without having to shove and struggle. The search for the 'perfect' backpack goes on but this one will do for now. I do believe that if she had half the contents, this would be a great bag with few problems.\",\n \"Product: Travel light. Engineered to reduce the stress of travel and worry of excess baggage fees synonymous with larger sized bags, this small, select collection of soft side cases features a considerably lighter profile and streamlined 4-wheel construction. Perfectly sized for extra-long weekends, this case is crafted from our exceptionally durable fxt ballistic nylon and features 360 degree wheels that are recessed to provide more interior packing space and stable multi-directional navigation.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovely case for longer single trips or weekend couple retreats.\\n\\nReview: I am not a world traveller but between my husband and I, we are on the go quite often for work. We have both used this bag individually and as a couple on a few trips. It isn't so lightweight when packed, but I suppose it is lighted than a hard-sided case. The fabric is easy to wipe down using a cloth and spray. My kids enjoyed twirling the 360 degree wheels. I am not a fan of carry ons during pleasure trips, so this case works for me. It is very easy to overload it, however.\\n\\nThe Pluses:\\n*A perfect size for a 3 day getaway for my husband and I\\n*Wheels rolled very smoothly and easily\\n*Side handle is comfortable as long as suitcase isn't overloaded. Telescoping handle is very solid and sturdy.\\n*Interior zipper dividers were perfect for keeping each other's clothing on the appropriate 'side'. Also, I loved to keep worn clothing that needed to be laundered on one side and the clean clothes on another for the return trip.\\n*The zippers move very smoothly and with ease. Too much time is devoted to crappy zippers on suitcases when trying to open.\\n\\nThe Negatives:\\n*The lock is a pain in the butt to get sorted out. We looked the directions up online because we found nothing with the bag itself.\\n*Not cheap, although the price was in range with other lines which I looked at - Samsonite, Vitrinox. I haven't used it for the long haul but I hope this lasts for a good, long while considering the price.\",\n \"Product: This is the same popular valve design featured on the company\\\"s line of hydration packs. Made with clear Polycarbonate for incredible, impact-resistance and easy cleaning. Flip-up valve with inside hose is leak-proof and spill-proof even when it\\\"s left open. Integrated handle hooks easily around your finger or clips onto your bag. Not compatible with bottle cages.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great option for water drinkers!\\n\\nReview: I am not very interested in those aluminum bottles. I don't want to have to unscrew the cap each time I want a drink. Its a pain and not very user friendly. So when I was shopping for a Sigg bottle, reluctantly, I noticed the CamelBaks were on sale.\\n\\nIn all honesty, I thought CamelBaks were those backpacks with a straw that motorcyclists and bike enthusiasts use. When I played around with the bottle in the store, I was intrigued. It didn't appear that it would leak, easy to use with a straw, which I love! and even a hook to use for...well... something sporty!\\n\\nI bought this for me but it was quickly 'yoinked' by my husband. He uses it for water, but will sometimes but drink mixes in it as well. I find it super easy to clean, by pulling off the spout, the straw and top and putting them all in the dishwasher. We haven't had any problems yet and it has stayed clean.\\n\\nIf I have one mild complaint, its that some liquid will get trapped in the spout when drinking. I can't help but think that this is all spit laced water or tea that gets trapped until the next sip. But why let my creepy idiosyncrasies affect your purchase? As long as no one else is sharing my drink (or my husband's for that matter) then that shouldn't be a real problem germ wise.\\n\\nAll in all, this is one of the best options for water in a long time.\",\n \"Product: The SKLZ Sport-Brella Portable Sun and Weather Shelter is a rugged umbrella structure with side flaps for full-cover protection. Top wind vents and side zippered windows allow for efficient airflow while internal pockets allow storage of stakes, valuables and gear UPF 50+ sun and weather protection Includes convenient carry bag plus tethers and ground stakes for extra stability\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: We love this for the beach!\\n\\nReview: This arrived days before our first family beach vacation. I will fully admit to being nervous about my kids and I boiling in the sun for a week, so I ended up buying a cheapo discount umbrella. When the Sport-Brella came along, I jumped at the chance to try it out!\\n\\nIt arrived in a small but very long box. Unpacking it was simple and I didn't even bother with directions at first. I mean, it was just an umbrella after all. Not too hard to figure out. I tried it out in my living room and the thing was HUGE! With the pole fully extended, it was high enough for both my kids to walk under and nearly touched the bottom of my ceiling fan. We checked all the parts and looked for any damage but everything was intact and fine.\\n\\nWe packed up back up in its small carrying case and threw it in the back of the truck. At the beach, it was just as easy to unpack and set up. Even with a brisk wind, it sat solidly on the sand until we were all unpacked. We then put down the sides, anchored the back and flaps and unzipped the vents. With the wind to our backs and the ocean to our faces, we were shaded but cool and comfortable. The umbrella never moved, everything stayed perfect and we were happy beach goers. My husband and my 2 children joined me in beach chairs as we enjoyed a snack before headed back out for a swim. It is just that big.\\n\\nWe found this umbrella to be a perfect choice for our vacation at the beach. I am sure it will come in handy during soccer season, too!\",\n \"Product: The Wagner FLEXiO 590 is an indoor/outdoor hand-held sprayer kit for all projects. The X-Boost turbine produces unmatched power and provides adjustable control, full coverage, and low overspray. The Flexio 590 comes with two nozzles to meet the needs of any project. The iSpray nozzle delivers a professional finish spaying broad surfaces with residential unthinned paints. The Detail Finish nozzle is ideal for small projects and fine finishing. The Flexio provides advanced user comfort being 50% quieter and 20% lighter than traditional airless sprayers.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy to use with sufficient prep work.\\n\\nReview: My husband was elated to get this sprayer! Although it took a lot of set up time to read and understand the instructions, when he was up and running things went fast!\\n\\nAs mentioned by so many others, prep time and cleaning of this until make all the difference in the world. If you aren't willing to take time to do either one of these (which let's admit, are no one's favorite parts of painting), then perhaps sticking to the ol' roller and brush might be a better option. However, we chose to use this sprayer for shutters and a table that needed refinishing. Both came out lovely, professional looking and were done quickly.\\n\\nThis is a nice sprayer with both general and detail paint sprayer heads. I like that it is light weight and not very loud. My husband appreciated that there was no need to dilute paint because it is pretty powerful and it holds quite a bit.\\n\\nAlthough time consuming, clean up is simple. REMEMBER: you should disassemble the nozzle. I can see this being great for painting fences and lattice, too. Wonderful for items that would shred a brush or roller and have a lot of edges. Also, since there are no brush strokes, the surfaces are smooth and wonderful.\",\n \"Product: Our fleece heated vest provides instant heat with the push of a button. Instead of piling on layers when the temperature drops, slip on your fleece heated vest with Zero Layer 7v heating technology and stay warm for hours. This lightweight garment utilizes our 3 zone heating system and patent pending design to provide heat in the key body areas. The Coho is powered by a rechargeable lithium battery pack with built-in microprocessor controller that allows you to regulate the temperature output between four different levels.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Soft, warm, easy to use.\\n\\nReview: I had no idea what to expect with this vest. I have a daughter who is always cold and a husband who likes to ride motorcycles all year round. I figured this would be a great gift for both of them this winter.\\n\\nThe vest is fleece and soft. There are ample pockets inside and outside. The battery came packaged separately. Once opened, I plugged it in to charge. It didn't take anytime to get all the lights to indicate it was full. There is a pocket within a pocket on one side where the plug is. You plug the battery into the vest there and tuck it into the pocket. It isn't too bulky, which is a positive.\\n\\nThe vest has wires that travel around the front and back and then 3 heating patches. One on either side of the zipper at chest level and another squarely between the shoulder blades on the back. The front panels are about 4x6 inches. The back is more like 8x8 inches (these are approximate measurements). Those are the only areas that we could sense heat. It does keep the core warm and the patches heat up really quickly. On the highest setting, the heat was nearly unbearable once under a jacket and pressed close to the body. Maybe in freezing weather, this would be welcome. However, it bodes well for less than polar temps that we have in the mid-eastern US.\\n\\nMy daughter is 5'4\\\" and weighs around 140lbs. This was big on her, but I expected that. My husband normally wears an XL shirt, but is able to zip this up (granted, it would be worn under a motorcycle jacket, so we would want it snug).\\n\\nOur household will get a lot of wear out of this vest.\",\n \"Product: Tackedoo Adults & Teens Scooter is perfect for short trips, specially designed for uneven roads and surfaces. Its dual suspension system front and rear cushion bumps on the road and optimize traction. 3 times faster than walking and 3 times further than on foot !!! Keep up with your kids on their scooter, get around faster and have fun. Amazing features include: Glide Performance: 8 in (200 mm) wheels for larger glides. The large wheels enhances push-off, thus decreasing the amount of effort required, plus they limit the risk of going over the bar. Lightweight: 11 lbs, solid aluminium frame and deck. Quick fold system with anti-pinch safety system. Easy-carry strap included. Dual Suspension: Active front and rear suspension system. ABEC 5 Bearings: 5 quality bearings to improve quality of glide. Wide deck: 13.5 in long, 5.2 in wide adjustable height: from 57 to 77, for heights: From 4'9" ft in (145 cm) to 6'4" ft in (193 cm). Max weight 220 lbs This item is not designed for sport usage.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Big Wheels and Suspension is an UPGRADE!\\n\\nReview: We knew this scooter was made for urban use, for an adult to ride to work on a city sidewalk or around a large campus of a college or company. However, I have a rough and tumble, big-for-his-size kid that loves to ride on the grass, off the curb at at high speeds down our block. We thought this scooter was just what he needed.\\n\\nThe box came packaged well with no jostling of the products inside. It was cool to unpack and easy to put together. Although there were directions, most of it was intuitive. There is one place on the directions where there was a number indicating a specific part but no definition or mention of it elsewhere. I assumed it wasn't important.\\n\\nThe scooter is easy to open and close. The handlebars click into place very simply. After just 5 minutes, we were all set to make a test run.\\n\\nBoth my son, my husband and I tried out the scooter. The adults appreciated the big tires and suspension, making it not to scary to control. It was a smooth ride but could use a little more space on the footbed. (My husband and I both wear size 11s). My son is 8 but close to 4.5 ft and 110 lbs. On the lowest handle setting, it was just the right size for him. He jumped it off the curb, rode it on the grass and on the gravel, flew down the street and our sloped paved driveway with ease.\\n\\nThe only negative I found was the price you pay for having children in the neighborhood be rough with the scooter. On the first day, a 6 year old flipped the handlebars around and stood on the plastic wheel cover which immediately snapped in half. Some Gorilla Glue and a few hours in a time out and it was back to normal. It did make me realize how this wasn't meant to be tossed about by kids though. Very much made for the person who respects their property.\\n\\nI was elated to receive this item to review and found this item to be a wonderful product that we recommend!\",\n \"Product: Perfect for those with four feet or anyone who prefers a fresh start to each day. Perfect for on and off the hill.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovely colors, extra soft, but tight around the leg.\\n\\nReview: I am not familiar with this brand, so I had no idea what to expect. When they arrived, I was surprised at the bright colors (my order indicated 'dusk' but I actually got the much brighter 'tahoe'. I still love them. The colors are vivid. The socks are very soft and very thick. Inside feels like terry cloth. I can see these being very warm in the winter and adding extra padding for walking/ sports.\\n\\nHowever, I tried them on (a women's size 11) and they fit me great in the foot but the top was too tight. I have to scrunch them down quite a bit in order to get them comfortable on my leg.\\n\\nMy daughter, who wears a women's 8.5, found them a little large in the foot but ok up under the knee. They were a little tight around the leg but she seems more ok with it than I did.\\n\\nAll in all, they are nice socks. The softness makes up for a lot. Especially for a 13 year old who is much less picky about socks than I am.\",\n \"Product: The ultimate professional batting tee, designed and developed for the Elite player. This tee is constructed with the finest materials and tested at the highest level. The hand rolled conical shaped ball holder is designed for minimum resistance and maximum durability. All players will enjoy the performance of this tee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good choice for serious players and kids, alike\\n\\nReview: Although the base is smaller, we like this tee much better than the XT PRO TEE which we had before. This one stands up better with less tipping because of the flexible material that holds the ball. The balls are much easier to replace over and over and the thing just stays put.\\n\\nThe coach repeatedly tells us that swing repetition is the best thing you can do to get better. So we tee up, over and over and over. I really like the soft cup up top that holds the ball. It takes hit after hit and never loses shape. It fits all size balls, so if you are in the backyard and just want to grab some whiffle balls or foam balls to practice on, that will work. If softball if your thing, it will hold them as well.\\n\\nThe fact that it is able to adjust height and can be used by kids as well as adults just makes it that much more versatile. The price seems about right considering the other 2 choices fall $20- $40 more.\",\n \"Product: The Franklin Sports ZERO GRAVITY SPORTS Air Hockey packs all the fun of a larger air hockey game into a compact, portable game that will bring hours of fun. The on-board scoring system, end goal puck return and powerful total surface air blower makes you feel like you are right in the action. The game includes (2) pushers and (2) pucks. Ages 6+. Size: 20\\\" x 12\\\" x 3.8\\\"\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice for a rainy day gaming session.\\n\\nReview: It has been a rainy week and indoor play is all we have had. Add to the mix a bunch of bored neighborhood kids and I was thankful to have some new 'toys' around the let them have a go with.\\n\\nI'll admit, this was a pain in the butt to assemble. The pre-drilled screw holes were small and didn't line up easily. It took longer than I wanted to to put together. The strange thing is that the box seems to be large enough to accommodate the assembled product, so I am not sure why that falls to the buyer.\\n\\nAfter some choice words and a couple breaks for sanity, it was finally ready to go. Over the next 45 minutes, five kids from 7 to 10 years old gave this toy a beating. Pucks were flying, the game itself was shoved and pounded. Thankfully, it did hold up to the beating. The kids really enjoyed themselves.\\n\\nLater that evening, my husband and I gave it a go and we weren't as enthused. The table top seemed to slope down from the middle, making the puck slide more unpredictably than one would like. The puck was very thin but it didn't affect its use.\\n\\nThis is a fun game to have around for those rainy weeks at home or over the holidays when extended families, cousins, grandparents come to visit. This is a great gift for kids' friends!\",\n \"Product: Thule Coaster is a durable bicycle trailer that provides a safe, comfortable ride and easily transforms to a stroller once you reach your destination.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality, great versatility.\\n\\nReview: Very versatile and totally worth the cost. Thule is a brand I've bought in the past and have never had a bad experience with.\\n\\nThis stroller/ trailer feels sturdy. If you are wondering if it will fit your bike, there is a 'fitting compatibility' PDF on the Thule site. Fortunately, my husband's was a perfect fit. This will be primarily used for a bike trailer, so this was important for us to test. It took us 20 minutes to get it all set up and on the bike. He commented on how simple the ezHitch was, and I have to agree. Once that was installed, attaching the trailer took a few seconds and the connection was extremely sturdy with the ball and clip with rubber strap.\\n\\nI love the fact that the rain cover and sun shade are included. They were easy to attach with the velcro straps and can roll up out of the way when not in use. I don't love that the side windows aren't mesh, as it would be nice to have that cross breeze. Even if there was a small zipper to unlock a 1/4 of the way, it would make a huge difference.\\n\\nWe made the conversion to a stroller at one point, but in all honesty, it was kind of a pain. I just don't like having to sit on the ground to get all the pins and clips into positions. I'll be totally honest though, I am spoiled by easy to use strollers with quick, push button changes. The handle being adjustable is a positive for couples of varying sizes.\\n\\nMy nieces and nephews enjoyed their trip and while we can't see ourselves collapsing this on a regular basis, it can be done for trunk storage/ transportation.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy hours of fun in the sun with the timeless backyard game of croquet. Our Baden 6-player Champions Croquet Set is the perfect yard games set for enjoying hours of outdoor competition with friends and families. If youre trying to find a way to spend less time indoors and more time outside enjoying mother nature look no further. This Champions Croquet Set comes complete with everything youll need to quickly set up a match whenever you feel the urge to play. This sets detachable croquet mallet heads make it easy to fit everything included with this set conveniently back into its portable carry case. The soft grip handles are our added spin to the games classic mallet construction. The soft padded handles make the mallet feel extremely comfortable in the hand while eliminates slippage from wet or sweaty palms. Oh, you dont know how to play croquet? No worries weve got you covered, weve included a full set of official croquet rules which will have you mastering the game in no time. Grab your set today and become an outdoor games champion yourself.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good set for silly fun, but not for real games.\\n\\nReview: This was a fun gift for my mom for family time with the grandkids. She has a little bit of a royal family fetish, so this was partly a silly gift. However, we really did play it more than a handful of times after it was opened.\\n\\nThe organized case is the best part, in my opinion. It can be transported up to the pavilion on her neighborhood, outside for backyard play or to our house on Sunday afternoons. This and the price point are the big plusses.\\n\\nHowever, the set itself seems shoddy. The wood isn't very good quality, the mallets seem wonky after only a few times in play. The mallet heads and balls were both marked after only two games. The worst part is the dents that appeared on the balls after the very first game. Not sure how that affects use, but I am sure after a while with a growing number of dents, it won't help!\",\n \"Product: If value is your game, then look no further than the Women Jenny 20 degree sleeping bag. Built to last and constructed for warmth, the Women Jenny 20 packs in a big bang for your buck. The Women Jenny 20 degree incorporates a draft tube along the anti-snag zipper that keeps out cold air and prevent heat loss. Durable construction ensures stable insulation over time. The zip together feature allows two same-size rectangle bags to be joined together to make a double wide sleeping bag. Packed Size: 10\\\" x 18\\\". Shell Fabric: Polyester Taffeta. Liner Fabric: Polyester Taffeta.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Good and the Bad\\n\\nReview: There are good and bad things about this sleeping bag.\\nThe Good: It is nice and soft, comfy inside for my 12 year old to use during a camping trip. It kept her toasty warm in low 40 degree nights. We won't do extreme cold camping, so I can't speak to its effectiveness under 40. It is pretty and we liked the draw string up at the top for an added bit of closure.\\nThe Bad: We had loads of problems with the zipper. It got stuck every time she was inside and tried to zip herself in. Someone had to be holding the bottom taught while she pulled in order for it to work. Once she was in, she was in and it was fine.\\nThe Worst: Try and we might, there is just no way to get this sleeping bag back into that tiny bag it came in. It was compressed down to a sliver and there isn't a way to get it rolled small enough to fit. This is quite the problem if one wants to take this camping with limited packing space.\",\n \"Product: Franklin's Light-up Darts revolutionizes a long time fun family game by creating a new element that's been lacking in the sport. Each dart comes equipped with an engraved power button which helps maximize the length of play. The easy twist design is the first of its kind that allows the user to replace the batteries over time. This new feature that's not seen amongst the industry keeps the family playing for years! When not being used for night-time play, this set is still great for any family backyard event with its differentiating color scheme. Grab your set and come join the party. 4 light-up lawn darts (2 green & 2 blue) 2 glow-in-the-dark scoring rings Easy on/off switch and replaceable battery compartment Etched outer design provides maximum grid & feel.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Dead batteries on arrival are a disappointment\\n\\nReview: Its winter here and that's a bummer. These would be great for summertime camping, late nights out by a campfire, backyard kid shenanigans in the evening. With the cold weather, we were happy to utilize these for extra cold winter break days and nights.\\n\\nThe light-up part is pretty cool. Aside from 1 dart not lighting up, we reluctantly changed the battery. This meant an extra trip to the store during Christmas shopping season. Something, obviously, we would have to do at some point if we keep the game long-term. This was just one part of the overall annoyance.\\n\\nThe rings glow in the dark once left in light for a bit. Obviously, longer in the light = longer it stays brightly lit. In tall grass, they might be harder to see. On the hardwood floor, not so much.\\n\\nWe've had lawn darts before, albeit the suction kind (ZARTZ!) that were good for younger kids. This was the same level of fun play. Better with a group of people, better with a mix of older and younger kids or at least an adult to help with understanding the play.\\n\\nIt was a slight shame that the box came totally busted up, like it had been on a shelf for a long while or even dropped before being shipped. I can't recommend wholeheartedly based on the current price, but it would be worth half that.\",\n \"Product: Franklin's Light-up Bocce revolutionizes a long time fun family game by creating a new element that's been lacking in the sport. Each bocce ball comes equipped with a recessed power button that helps maximize the length of play. The easy twist design is the first of its kind that allows the user to replace the batteries over time. This new feature that's not seen amongst the industry keeps the family playing for years! When not being used for nighttime play, this set is still great for any family backyard event with its differentiating color scheme. Grab your set and come join the party. The etched outer design of the ball provides maximum grip and feel. You will receive 8 light-up bocce balls (4 green & 4 blue) and 1 light-up easy on/off switch and replaceable battery compartment.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for families, not for a gift.\\n\\nReview: We were excited to get this set as an introduction to Bocce. My kids (12 and 9) enjoyed playing random games at restaurants and parks but we have no real experience with it.\\n\\nThis box came absolutely destroyed. If I was giving as a gift, I'd be upset. Thankfully, it was just for us to play with. The disappointment continued when we opened the box and 2 of the balls had dead batteries. It was simple to turn on the others and I was impressed with their brightness. I always appreciate a carrying bag like the one enclosed.\\n\\nThe balls are heavy but not too heavy for a 9 year old. With the cold weather, it was fun to play on the carpet. When it warmed up, we got a chance to play outside. Not being professional or even regular players, we had a great time. Those that are more well versed in the game might not like it as much.\",\n \"Product: Jumps off the water! Franklin's Aquaticz water ball skips off the water faster than the blink of an eye. The water resistant fabric comfortably sits in your hand for superior grip. The inside of the ball has been engineered to float on water in all conditions.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Its fine, nothing special.\\n\\nReview: Its ok. Not a great color for water, as it moves fast and without being bright orange or red, the blues and greens get misplaced in a pool (especially when the pool liners are blues and green as usual.) Its heavier than expected, but that helps when tossed, not like other hackysack-type water balls.\\n\\nNot great for skipping, as it then goes super fast and skips out of the pool and across the yard. Or well, I suppose its good if you don't want to be in the pool and just want to walk around and run after balls around the pool.\\n\\nSo here is the wrap up:\\n*floats\\n*heavier than expected\\n*get misplaced easily in the pool\\n*good for ball tossing inside pool\",\n \"Product: ihorn case\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This thing is downright amazing!!\\n\\nReview: I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, emptying the dishwasher, making food, packing lunches, etc. I enjoy listening to my iPhone while I do. Typically, I am listening to NPR, music or Podcasts while doing so. Once I get going, with the kitchen vent or running water turned on, kids trying to talk to me, sizzling on the stove, I can't hear it. So my husband purchased this Amplifier for me for Christmas.\\n\\nI was skeptical at first, trying to figure out if a simple moulded piece of silicone would really work. But much to my delight, IT DOES! I'd bet it makes the sounds 10x louder than without it.\\n\\nGood to know, it really doesn't work on my husband's iPhone 3Gs. But the iPhone 4, it works wonders on. Very impressed and would recommend to everyone! (*also works on the iPhone 4S, too!)\",\n \"Product: Compatible with potable GPS devices, smartphones, and 10-inch tablets, the AmazonBasics Universal Windshield and Dash Mount can keep your navigation device steady and in place even during the roughest rides\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy, simple and less expensive than name brands\\n\\nReview: I have been pleasantly surprised by the AmazonBasics products that I have purchased. This car mount was no different.\\n\\nI used mine with my iPhone 5 in a Incase slider hard cover. My husband used it for his iPhone 4s with no case. In each instance, the phones were kept securely and in place the entire trip.\\n\\nThe suction is great and the unit has yet to slip or fall. The extra prongs that hold the phone in place makes it easy to change out your device and adjust to many sizes and manufacturers.\\n\\nWe were worried at first that the top prongs were in the way of the on/off button but realized that everything is adjustable and we could slide them in or out of position. It makes it very easy to use with any type of device.\",\n \"Product: **[New and improved Updated Nov. 2014 SLIM Version] This product is sold exclusively by ZuZo FOR IPHONE 6 (4.7 INCH) ONLY. Only buy from ZuZo to guarantee authenticity and to receive One Year warranty** THIS CASE FEATURES BOTH A MALE AND FEMALE APPLE 8 PIN LIGHTNING CONNECTOR. Therefore, one Apple lightning cable is all you need to charge both the phone and the case ****Note**** Lightning Cable NOT Included In This Package**** On/Off switch with One-Touch smart design easy to operate 4 LED lights: each represents 25% of Juice (Power) left in the phone Innovative Two Piece Slider Design for easy installation and full body protection of your iPhone Built-in kick stand for Video Watching and Facetiming Perfect cutouts allow access to all cameras, microphones, sensors, controls and most importantly headphone jack Multi Colors to Choose from: Black, White and more to come\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for traveling, LED's are super bright!\\n\\nReview: The first thing I noticed about the ZuZo slim case is the rubbery feel. It is a matte black and feels like a soft rubber. You have to lift off the top and slide your phone into the bottom part. There is a lightning pin \\\"male\\\" side in the bottom interior of the case. On the outside is the 'female' part, which a cord can be plugged in to. This is how you charge the case.\\n\\nThere are 4 blue LED lights, which are mentioned as a selling point. However, these lights do not eventually dim and only go out once you have exhausted the battery of the case. They are very bright and make it difficult to have the phone plugged into this case overnight in the bedroom.\\n\\nThe case fits snugly on the phone. The \\\"Kickstand\\\" was very hard to remove from its spot in the back. We had to use a screwdriver to dislodge it to fold out. It was ok for watching things horizontally but doesn't help in a vertical position. The case itself is bulky but I'll deal with it for the extra juice.\\n\\nCharging the case and the case charging the phone isn't rapid by any means. Maybe an hour to charge the phone and similar to get the case up to 100%. Not bad but not quick!\\n\\nI can see this being beneficial when I need to be out for a day. It would have been a huge asset at Disney World! Or a theme park or at the beach.\",\n \"Product: Memorex Clock Radio with Flip-down dock for iPod/iPhone, MA4203BK, Black\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Small and useful for a second clock!\\n\\nReview: My husband needed to get a clock to lose that pesky digital he had hard for 10 years. We also were looking for an iPhone charger. Anything more like radios, music players and the like were just bonuses.\\n\\nI am impressed at how small this is. The nightstand footprint is tiny, where real estate is a premium. Unpacking was simple, setting up was a breeze. I had to consult the manual more than once to set the time, date and alarms. It wasn't what I think of as intuitive, considering the simplicity of the iPhone and iPad. I suppose I am spoiled that way.\\n\\nThe rest for the iPhone is small and kind of a pain to put away so we just leave it out. The sound quality isn't the best, but like I said, we have another that we use if we want to listen to music. For waking up in the morning or listening to the news while getting ready, its fine. My favorite part is how low the light setting can be. Unlike my other clock which is beacon-like even on its lowest setting. The Memorex has several setting down to low low low!\\n\\nThis won't replace my alarm clock, but its great for our second clock in our bedroom.\",\n \"Product: The Merge VR/AR Goggles are a vessel that will transport you to virtual worlds! Kid safe 10+ and compatible with most recent Android and iOS devices, the marshmallow-soft Merge VR/AR Goggles unlock immersive virtual reality and augmented reality experiences, powered by your smartphone. Whether you want to play new kinds of games, watch 360 videos, travel the world, or learn something in a new way, the Merge VR/AR Goggles will take you where you want to go!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun new technology for early adaptors\\n\\nReview: As a VR novice with lots of curiosity, I was super excited to get to try this Merge VR Headset. Is it cool? Heck yes. It is worth the price tag? Maybe not just yet.\\n\\nI love the material, being a squishy, memory foam-type stuff. It is an easy fit on my 43 year old head and my son's 9 year old head. The buttons on top which allow the lenses to be moved closer together and further apart adjusts the clarity of your vision. The included straps were easy to use and adjust.\\n\\nWe first tried Google Cardboard app on my iPhone 6 with the Merge headset. I was able to turn my head to choose my program and nod to start things like the Google Kaleidoscope and the walking tours of Paris and Tokyo. After we exhausted those, we tried a few other apps from the Apple App store including aquariums, flight testers and a roller coaster. The roller coster was all of our favorites. Both my husband and son gave a go to a VR version of \\\"Crossy Road\\\", which was putting them in a game much like Frogger, where they had to cross a super busy road without being hit. It was a lot of fun watching them walk around the room and look from side to side, yelling every so often about a near miss by a huge truck.\\n\\nThe buttons on the top do not always work as they are intended. This is frustrating for those of us who want to jump in and have this working like we expect on the latest video platform. The place to insert the phone is tight, which is great for not having your device fall out. However, when placing the phone inside, I have the tendency to hit the screen or a button which causes the app to close. This frustration is small but annoying nonetheless.\\n\\nWith all that said, I wouldn't suggest this for someone looking to have a great experience with VR. Not just yet. There is just no awesome apps or games that make it worth the price tag. I do expect that to happen in the future, however. This is really for those who like to experiment with new technology. It is really just a toy to play with at this point.\",\n \"Product: Wipe new car restorer, safe and effective to use on plastic, rubber, chrome, vinyl, leather, acrylic, ceramic and metallic surfaces; do not use on glass.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Small price for a better looking vehicle!\\n\\nReview: This product is small, smelly and toxic but it sure does the job it claims to do. I have a Subaru Forester and a Chevy Colorado, both with fading trim. This seemingly small bottle covered both without problem.\\n\\nWhile the prep work for this product might seem daunting, it is necessary. After cleaning and drying and waiting for a day with minimal sun but no chance of rain or excessive dew, I donned the included plastic gloves, grabbed all the enclosed rags and went to work.\\n\\nThe smell is certainly overwhelming, so I wouldn't recommend applying it in a garage unless it is a last resort OR you have excellent ventilation. I decided to use a face mask just for added protection, I also took mini breaks between items so I could breathe some fresh air and avoid headaches.\\n\\nThe application was fairly easy. Put a small amount on the corner of a cloth and wipe in long, specific sweeps from one side of the object to another. Being careful not to get it on the paint or glass and not overlapping my strokes. The change was immediate. My surfaces went to their original dark grey and black color with a nice shine. The shine has faded a bit after a fee weeks of rain, direct sun and weather, but all in all the darkness is still there.\\n\\nThis small bottle was enough to do both vehicles, with the Colorado having so much bumper and wheel area faded pieces. We did exhaust that one bottle. Hopefully, this will last a good 6 months to a year, making the price more worthwhile. If not, I can't see paying the amount for less than 6 months of effectiveness.\",\n \"Product: Turtle Wax Premium Trim Coating instantly restores dull, faded color to like new condition. New black tinted coating technology promotes two types of restoration: Surface restoration of rubber and plastic to correct faded color while providing a long lasting shine, deep down restoration to provide lasting color retention and protection. This trim restoration lasts up to a year.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well, messy application.\\n\\nReview: It does its job, but takes some effort to make the coats even and the finish looking smooth. It isn't a one and done with the coats, you will need to do 2 or 3 to make the color even. I am curious as to how long it will last.\\n\\nThe applicator and sponge are helpful. The solution is watery and a little difficult to use. Gloves are a huge help, considering how messy it can be. With that said, keep a rag handy to wipe up spills on the car itself.\\n\\nEven as a total amateur, I am still able to put this on and make it look good. I bet with practice, it will become easier with time.\",\n \"Product: Camco's Xtreme Deluxe Car Care 5-piece Kit has everything you need to clean, shine and protect the automobile. This complete car care solution comes with everything you need in one convenient package. It includes one 32 ounce bottle of Xtreme Classic Car Wash, one 16 ounce bottle of Xtreme Classic Tire Shine, one 16 ounce bottle of Xtreme Premium Protectant Spray, one 7\\\" x 4.5\\\" x 2\\\" sponge, and one 14\\\" microfiber towel.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality for price point!\\n\\nReview: We've been very pleased with this line of care care products.\\n\\nFirst off, they came in a large box and required assembly for each spray bottle. This irked my husband but would have bothered me more if I had received a soggy box due to leakage. I very much appreciated the method in which it was packaged.\\n\\nThe bug and tar remover worked well with little residue left of the windshield of the motorcycle and front grill of the car. Husband commented that it smells nice. The shampoo, tire cleaner and tire shine are about what is to be expected. Worked just fine.\\n\\nThere is enough for a handful of good, thorough car cleanings in between normal car washes. The sponge and cloth are alright, nothing special but a good thing to round off a 'kit'. This would make a great gift for a new car owner, a new driver or just to grab all of the products needed at once.\\n\\nI wouldn't consider this expert level cleaners, but it is a good mid-level kit for home use.\",\n \"Product: Premium quality Flex blades, easy to install, smooth and quiet operation, superior performance.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Quiet, Low Profile and easy to install.\\n\\nReview: These blades were very easy to install. The rubber material feels extra pliable and not brittle at all, like some we have used in the past. The low profile, compared to our previous RainX wipers which were much bulkier, makes a lot of difference.\\nThey swipe really well and are very quiet, which is easily one of my favorite qualities.\\n\\nThe one negative is the fact that we bought this set for one side and hoped to find the other longer side as well, creating 2 sets. We could not located the needed pair, so we have made 'do with this one. Fortunately, it fits out Colorado no problem and the missing 1.5 inches on the passenger side doesn't make that much of a difference.\",\n \"Product: This three ring view binder is a perfect organizational tool, with round rings to allow for easier page turning. Binder has clear cover and spine sleeve, 550 sheet capacity in the 3 inch binder size, two opaque interior pockets and is made of PVC Free polypropylene material.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for only light use.\\n\\nReview: This is one of those binders that are good sitting on a shelf, used sparingly.\\n\\nThe pros:\\n*Binder rings are offset, so when open you can flip pages all the way over without having to maneuver a D-ring.\\n*Clear plastic cover pocket allows you to insert a cover page on the front, back AND spine, which is great for shelf storage.\\n*Inside pocket is clear and runs all the way across.\\n\\nThe cons:\\n*The cardboard seems flimsy and would crack or bend in an instant.\\n*The plastic outer cover has started to split along one edge.\\n*The interior pocket is really thin. I would bet it won't last very long.\\n*Those rings are very strong which makes them super scary to close!\",\n \"Product: A solid, dependable binder at a great value. This affordably priced general use binder resists fingerprints. Give your reference binder a sharper looking cover using our basic round ring binder. Round ring mechanism with open and close triggers for easy access to documents. Two inside pockets offer extra storage to hold loose papers.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not for regular use.\\n\\nReview: I am not impressed with this binder. Sure, it says on the cover \\\"Basic\\\", but I was expecting something a little more durable. My 12 year old needs giant binders for school and also uses them to collect her artwork and corral them in one place. These binders are easy open/ close and would probably work for someone who wanted to fill them with a manual of some sort that sits on a shelf. But for us, we carry them around in backpacks and they fall off the bed and the sofa onto the floor. They have papers shoved in them and are opened and closed many times a day. This binder just didn't hold up to that.\\n\\nWith that said, for a $2.99 binder, I'd expect more. I have to also mention that the 4-pack of the binders are $6 more than simply purchasing them one by one. That's strange.\",\n \"Product: Customizable covers and spine allow you to create the perfect presentation. Round ring mechanism with open and close triggers ensures easy access to documents. Two inside pockets provide storage space for loose sheets. Maximum Capacity Range (\\\"): 3 in Sheet Capacity: 480 Color(s): White Binder Sheet Size: 11 x 8 1/2.Unit of Measure : Each\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for only light use.\\n\\nReview: This is one of those binders that are good sitting on a shelf, used sparingly.\\n\\nThe pros:\\n*Binder rings are offset, so when open you can flip pages all the way over without having to maneuver a D-ring.\\n*Clear plastic cover pocket allows you to insert a cover page on the front, back AND spine, which is great for shelf storage.\\n*Inside pocket is clear and runs all the way across.\\n\\nThe cons:\\n*The cardboard seems flimsy and would crack or bend in an instant.\\n*The plastic outer cover has started to split along one edge.\\n*The interior pocket is really thin. I would bet it won't last very long.\\n*Those rings are very strong which makes them super scary to close!\",\n \"Product: Set Collaboration Free! The Post-it Dry Erase Surface is great for horizontal applications; transform an ordinary table or desk into a dry erase surface to create new collaboration areas. Whether at work to foster productivity or in the home to provide kids a new creative area, this product can transform ordinary spaces . Kids can use the Dry Erase Surface to practice math, writing or any other creative or educational activity. *The Post-it Dry Erase Surface is designed to stick to a variety of painted drywall and steel surfaces, glass, finished wood, and existing whiteboards or chalk boards. If the surface you are applying it to resists adhesion, we will provide a complete refund or an adhesion assist kit and replacement product, whichever you prefer. The Post-it Dry Erase Surface is easy to install - just unroll, peel and stick. Utilizing a proprietary dry erase coating, the Post-it Dry Erase Surface is stain-proof, erases cleanly every time and writes smoothly. From horizontal applications on desks or tables to vertical applications on surfaces where traditional whiteboards cannot be installed, such as windows, the Post-it Dry Erase Surface can be cut-to-fit and provides endless possibilities for dry erase solutions in new places. Its even great for replacing old dry erase surfaces that may be ghosted - simply apply over the existing board and it looks new again.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Worked well on a flat, horizontal service.\\n\\nReview: This is a great tool for kids' project management. We placed it on an oversized desk to work out a recent social studies project. We were able to make plans, draw ideas and examples, make lists then start over again after we erased it. Much to my pleasure, it rolled back up easy and we placed it back in the box for next time.\\n\\nWould it have been nice to be able to put it on a wall? Yes, but I am not even going to try as we have textured drywall and I just have a feeling it won't stick. The desk isn't a bad solution. In fact, I think it worked better for us. My 12 year old asked for it to become a permanent installation on her art desk for doodling between real drawings.\",\n \"Product: Create professional, high quality, laminated documents. For use with thermal laminating pouches up to 12.3 inch wide, including menus, legal size, letter size and business cards. 3 to 6 mil thick. Premium design includes easy-to-use LED touch controls and light that turns on when machine is ready. Includes hidden built-in cord storage and foldable input tray.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for our occasional spurts of laminating!\\n\\nReview: I got this laminator to replace my previous <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fellowes-Laminator-Saturn3i-95-9-5-inch-Rapid-1-Minute-Warm-up-Laminating-Machine-with-Laminating-Pouches-Kit-5735801/dp/B00OILZLDI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fellowes Laminator Saturn3i 95, 9.5 inch, Rapid 1 Minute Warm-up Laminating Machine, with Laminating Pouches Kit (5735801)</a>. I liked it but it was a little less than what I needed PLUS, there is no cord storage.\\n\\nThis brings me to the Scotch Pro Thermal Laminator. It is divine. I pulled it out of the box, plugged it in and pressed the 'on' button. It was that simple. I then opened the instructions to make sure I knew what I was doing. When I finally got to the part that says \\\"It is ready when....\\\" I looked up and the \\\"Ready\\\" light was green. Well, that was simple AND quick.\\n\\nThere was a slight smell before we started, when the machines was just starting up. I have noticed it several times since then, too. My daughter immediately put it to use, laminating some artwork to make into lanyards for friends. She found it especially easy to use. After using the included pouches, I ended up finishing out the Fellows pouches I had left over. I can say that Scotch pouches were better quality, less bubbles, more shine.\\n\\nI LOVE how the cord and tray both store with the unit. The cord tucks neatly underneath and then tray slides back against the backside. This is not only great for storage, but to prevent dust from building up which can get on the documents.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Ideal for small and medium businesses that want affordable, professional-quality documents from a fast, high-performance business printer. Count on exceptional value and the results businesses needprint professional-quality color documents for the lowest total cost of ownership in its class, and keep productivity on track with best-in-class speeds and fast printing from sleep mode. Documents are ready fast, so theres less waiting. Minimize interruptions and downtime with efficient, reliable performance. Conserve resources and use less energy than laser printers, with HP PageWide Technology designed for todays busy office. This printer also helps protect your fleet, data, and documents with best-in-class security and fleet management features. Help secure important information and get the tools you need to work efficiently and confidently, and help protect your investment and extend capabilities as your needs grow with a portfolio of solutions. 40% lowest cost per color page claim applies to devices that are not sold under contract: Comparison of HP PageWide A4 Pro and Enterprise class devices with the majority of in-class color ink/laser MFPs ($400-$2,999), and color ink/laser single function printers ($300-$999) with >1% market share and print speeds >20ppm as of February 2017; market share as reported by IDC as of Q4 2016. Cost per page (CPP) reported by gap intelligence Pricing & Promotions Report January/February 2017, comparisons for devices/supplies not sold under contract are based on published specifications of the manufacturers highest-capacity cartridges, inclusive of long life consumables and page yield. Average HP yield based on ISO/IEC 24711 and continuous printing in default mode. Actual yield varies based on content of printed pages and other factors. For more information, see hp.com/go/learnaboutsupplies and hp.com/go/PageWideClaims. \\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Time saving quick printer for a simple print heavy office environment.\\n\\nReview: I am the office coordinator for a salon suite franchise. I print a lot of manuals, guides and contracts. This printer has made it much faster to get those jobs done.\\n\\nSet up was very easy. The unit is not light, around 40lbs. It fits nicely on a large filing cabinet, it is too large to sit on a desk. It took a few minutes to find and remove all the interior packaging. But once that was done, turning on, walking through the wifi set up, inserting paper and getting started was very easy.\\n\\nI connected to wireless but also to the main iMac in the office. For smaller files, even over wifi, printing is almost instantaneous. We did a test and easily printed 48 pages in one minute. The means in 5 minutes, I can create 25 ten page packages for new clients. That's saving me time (and the company money).\\n\\nThe pages are printed nicely. I am not printing a lot of heavy color photos, but we tested them to see the result. The colors aren't as bright on regular paper. I suspect photo paper would make a huge difference. Printing on different thicknesses of cards stock was also easy. I filled the side tray with special paper and the interior tray with plain white. Now I don't have to get up to use a different kind of paper.\\n\\nI was able to plug in my thumb drive and print a few documents from it as well. This was one part of the touch screen that I found very intuitive. I mostly print directly from a computer, so my need to use the screen is minimal (thank goodness). Lastly, on occasion I have printed from my iPhone 6 with no problem.\\n\\nI found many of the bells and whistles unnecessary for my use, but they are nice to have just in case I have the need later. The only problem that I have found has only happened twice, but enough for me to take pause. If the printer sits for too long, let's say a weekend, and goes into sleep mode, I am unable to 'wake' it unless I unplug and re-plug it in to the power source. I have consulted the guide, poked the on/off button, held it down for 10+ second intervals, tapped all over the touch screen to no avail. Sadly, I've not been able to contact customer service when this happens because if I go to print, I often don't have time to troubleshoot on the phone. I will update once I am able to address.\",\n \"Product: Opus Antique Bottle Hummingbird Feeder Green 10oz Hummingbirds and hummingbird admirers will be attracted to this classic glass feeder with an antique design. Holds 10 ounces of nectar and features a sea-green glass bottle with brushed silver accents. In addition, the feeder features four decorative flower feeding ports surrounding its base. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with mild soap and water solution. The new antique bottle feeders are sure to attract hummingbird enthusiasts, highlighting a classic style with a twist on tradition. Metal hanger attached for ease of hanging.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Gift for Grandma!\\n\\nReview: This was a great gift for my Mother, who just moved into a new place last month. Her old house was in the country and there were a lot of birds, so we are hoping to get a good mix in her new suburban area.\\n\\nThis was a wonderful addition to her other feeders, that were already starting to attract local wildlife. I found the bottle and base to be sturdy. It was wonderful to take out a real glass bottle! It gives the feeder such a substantial feel. The bottle is attractive and just a bit green. The base is metal with tiny metal flowers. Its smaller than I pictured, but the dimensions are obvious when reading. For some reason I just thought it would be bottle of wine big.\\n\\nShe has had no trouble filling it, cleaning it or replacing it to her hook. We have not seen an abundance of birds yet, but there have been a couple.\",\n \"Product: 325S Features: -Mixed seed tube type feeder.-Even seed technology that allows separate chambers to empty equally.-Sure lock cap system keeps squirrels out.-Two independent seed compartments that can be filled with two different types of seed to attract a larger variety of birds.-Made in the USA.-Capacity: 4.5 lbs. Color/Finish: -Finish: Rustic Brown. Dimensions: -Dimensions: 15\\\" H x 8.25\\\" W x 8.25\\\" D.-Weight: 2.45 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best Feeder We've Bought!\\n\\nReview: This is such a cool feeder. It is fairly large, which makes it possible to have several birds on it at once (and they do!) It feels quite substantial. I was worried the clear plastic would be flimsy and the 'copper' would be thin plastic, but not so. It is heavy and the cord isn't plastic but a metal wire cord.\\n\\nTo fill, you must depress the toggle switch (genius!) to release the top. This keeps the top in place during use and makes it difficult for smarty pants squirrels who finagle their way into my other feeders. The top opens with a tug and you are able to fill both chambers from the top. There is a cylinder that runs from the top into the bottom, allowing you to fill both chambers at once or the op differently than the bottom.\\n\\nWe have filled it 3 times in the 2 weeks that we've owned it. The birds seem to favor it above the others, even with all containing the same kind of seeds. I enjoy it because it is attractive and I have every indication that it will stand the test of time, use and weather.\",\n \"Product: Simple and effective traps use attractants to lure cockroaches into multiple openings, where they are caught in high-strength glue. Ideal for areas where pesticides are not allowed or desired. Four roach traps per box. USA made.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for small areas.\\n\\nReview: I hate pesticides, so I am always happy to try something that doesn't involve me spraying chemicals in my house.\\n\\nWe placed the trap under the sink, where we have seen a few roaches. After a week's time, we did catch several roaches and a handful of other bugs, spiders, crawly things, etc. I liked that I didn't need to touch the bugs to remove them.\\n\\nI have kept placing new traps down when a few bugs were caught. In about 3 week's time, we have noticed a drop in what has been caught, which assures me that we are slowly decreasing the insect population, even just for that one area.\\n\\nThese are great alternatives to chemical sprays for small areas.\",\n \"Product: In summertime, life outside is just better. Cutter insect repellents keep your family covered through all of the outdoor fun so you can soak up some sun without swatting biting bugs. With a range of formulations to choose from, its easy to pick the right Cutter product for any outdoor activity, whether youre lounging at the beach, cheering on your favorite soccer player or just enjoying the backyard. Makes you invisible to bugs. Cutter Backwoods Dry Insect Repellent is ideal for prolonged outdoor activities, with a formula that repels insects up to 10 hours. The sweat-resistant spray formula feels dry on the skin and provides long-lasting protection against mosquitoes and other biting insects. This 25 percent DEET formula repels mosquitoes, including those that may transmit the Zika, West Nile, Dengue and Chikungunya viruses. Cutter Backwoods Dry Insect Repellent wards off other annoying insects, too, including ticks, biting flies, gnats, no-see-ums, chiggers and fleas. The dry spray is perfect for hiking, camping and other activities you like to do in the great outdoors. For outdoor use only. Read entire label before use. Cutter insect repellents have been helping families have fun together outdoors for more than 50 years. Goodbye mosquitoes. Hello, summer!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works better than most.\\n\\nReview: I am not an outdoors-type person. One of the main reasons for my distaste is the constant barrage of bugs landing on me, biting me and making me itch. I have tried many bug sprays in the past and while they worked to a point, I was always left sticky, smelly and not 100% protected. It seemed like a lot of hassle to just be outside. My answer is to always choose the indoor activity.\\n\\nI decided to give Cutter a chance. It went on less wet than others. I suppose I was expecting it to go on like a powder but it wasn't quite that dry. It did evaporate fast and didn't leave me feeling sticky. The smell wasn't something I would choose in a perfume, but it wasn't as chemical as others that I've tried. It also didn't linger quite as much.\\n\\nI found it to do a decent job with the bugs. I feel like I must be like candy to mosquitos. They will pass by all others in my family to go right for me. The spray worked more for them than me. However, I do not follow the suggestions of wearing light colored, loose clothing either. So this might have something more to do with it.\\n\\nAll in all, this worked better than others for me and I'd choose to purchase it if I was looking at a shelf of choices in the store.\",\n \"Product: Perfect Loose Tea Maker\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Make All the Teas!\\n\\nReview: This is one of those \\\"not sure why I need it, but I will give it a try\\\" products. However, when we received it and started using it to make tea, the bottom dispensing function isn't the exciting part. It is the ability to brew tea easily and not have to strain it when pouring.\\n\\nI was skeptical, I'll admit. We put water it in and the whole family spent time playing with the dispenser, giggling about how simple and ridiculous it is. We tried it on mugs, travel cups, pint glasses, juice glasses, even plastic tumblers. It worked every time. There was a little leakage when setting it back down on the included tray/ holder. But other than that, it works just like it should.\\n\\nBut then, I tried the tea. I used loose tea that I have received as a gift but have never used because it is such a huge pain. I added the tea, put hot water and set it aside. When I came back, I was overjoyed at how simple it was to dispense. Now I am a believer. No tea leaves slipped past the strainer, as the mesh is very small. We tried it again with fruit infused teas, bagged teas, cold brewed tea. All were great.\\n\\nI will say that the two cons are 1. the liquid comes out super fast and 2. there is a risk of spilling if you tap the bottom on anything while transporting. With kids, we learned this quickly. But with those things in check, it is an enjoyable tool. Be aware that the size is just 22oz. So don't expect a large pitcher in your fridge at all times.\\n\\nI was lucky to receive this item in exchange for an honest review.\",\n \"Product: As quickly as you can say \\\"predator,\\\" the elastic stomach of our wild puffer fish transform one of the world's most poisonous vertebrates from svelte to pudgy balls of inedible spikes! Cast your net for our much friendlier replica blowfish to add fishy fun near pond, pool or water feature. Crafted in quality designer resin exclusively for Design Toscano and expertly hand-painted one piece at a time to highlight features from wide-set eyes and dorsal fins to tender underbellies. Be sure to check-out our Portly Puffer fish QM140132. 6½\\\"Wx9\\\"Dx6\\\"H. 1 lb.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute, sturdy pufferfish (even if I was sent the wrong product).\\n\\nReview: As reported in other reviews, the company seems to have had a mix up in sending out the products. I ordered QM140131 but was sent QM140132. The former is bright yellow (we are talking sunny, daffodil yellow) with lighter brown spots. I think it is nice, happy and will certainly stick out in our garden. I suppose I feel lucky that this was given as a product to review.\\n\\nThe product feels sturdy and is cute, very round and sweet looking. It would be great next to a pond or in a backyard with a pool.\\n\\nTo see the real product: http://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-QM140131-Pufferfish-Statue/dp/B00UIABI9Y\\n\\n*Sadly, a kid in the neighborhood picked up the fish and dropped it on pavers from about 12 inches up. It then cracked and fell apart, leaving a giant gaping hole that was not fixable. So beware that while it will be find outdoors, it isn't safe around small hands.\",\n \"Product: Bring a variety of birds to your lawn, garden or patio with the no/no cardinal feeder & cardinal wind spinner set. The bright red no/no cardinal feeder attracts birds with its large, diamond mesh feeding area, while the beautiful cardinal pair wind spinner captures the light and twirls with the breeze! hang the spinner and feeder together or separately with the included hooks. The high quality, all metal no/no red cardinal wild bird feeder is made with no wood or plastic and is constructed to last. This highly functional feeder has a 2.5 Lb. Sunflower seed capacity, a large tray, and a protective roof. The 10\\\" designer cardinal pair wind spinner is crafted from laser-cut steel, powder coated for rust resistance and the slightest amount of wind will set this dazzling ornament in motion. You and the birds will love how this beautiful cardinal pair light up your yard. The no/no red cardinal wild bird feeder and the cardinal pair wind spinner set make the perfect gift for any occasion!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Feeder is great! Decor is 'meh'.\\n\\nReview: This feeder is much bigger than I had expected it to be. The mesh was difficult to fill with only one person. I'll know better next time. I have many bird coming to it from nuthatches to small woodpeckers. They have gone through about 1/2 the seeds in 3 weeks. It has rained and thus far, the feeder is still working great. It is sturdy and nice to look at.\\n\\nThe decorative accent is pretty, but nothing I would put alongside the feeder. I would think the constant motion would scare off birds. However, it does look ok around the other side of the house, away from the birds. It was easy to hang and does its twirly thing in the breeze.\",\n \"Product: The PetSafe Cat Windoor easily installs into your standard size window and safely allows your cat to go outside, and then return home, whenever they please. This is the perfect solution for a cat owner who cannot use a traditional cat door because the PetSafe Cat Windoor is not permanent and can be removed at any time without any harm to your window. With the locking cat flap, you can choose your cat's access giving you peace of mind. The PetSafe Cat Windoor For cats up to 20 pounds. Can be removed when not in use. Made in China\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Installation a bit tricky\\n\\nReview: I will amend this after the cats get a chance to use it. But for now, it arrived this afternoon and was ready to be installed within a few minutes.\\n\\nHowever, the adhesive foam that was included is about 1/2 in thick and wouldn't allow our window to them shut far enough to screw in the included screws. We had some thinner foam lying around and ended up using that. We chose not to use the indoor platform because it doesn't sit directly on the sill and we decided it was too unstable.\\n\\nIt seems to be sturdy in the window, the cats are still checking it out and haven't made up their minds if it is something they approve of or not.\\n\\nWith that said, whatever stops me from having to get up 5,000 times a day and open and shut doors to let them in and out is ok by me.\",\n \"Product: The K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat is an affordable heated sleeping mat with a dual thermostat heater buried beneath soft foam to make a comfortable napping place for cats. The surface temperature of the K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat will remain 10-15 degrees above ambient air temperature when not in use by the pet. The product is designed such that the surface will only warm to full temperature when the pet is on the mat. As a simple test, you may place a pillow on top of the K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat - after about 15 minutes the under-side of the pillow should feel warm, but not hot. This is the warmth that your pet will feel when lying on the K&H Thermo-Kitty Mat.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Wonderful for my small dogs and big cats!\\n\\nReview: We have poor insulation under our house so in the winter. Its cold on the floor where the pets sleep! Add to that the fact that we turn the heat down at night, and I was worried about our pets comfort during the winter.\\n\\nI researched many of these mats. Most were hard and recommended no blankets or beds on top or under. This one really fit the bill.\\n\\nIt is like a heating pad but better. When plugged in, its on but not continually hearing. It is simply warm. Thinks sheets out of the dryer. Not sure about you, but my animals seek out the piles of clothing to be folded.\\n\\nThese have been plugged in for a few weeks now. Both chihuahuas love the pads. One in a burrower, the other lies on top of the blanket but both seek out the bed with the mat. The cat used to sleep in a bed upstairs until I put the heating mat on one downstairs. Now, you always find here there. Havent washed the cover yet but pleased that it unzips to be cleaned!\\n\\nHonestly, I am considering buying another.\",\n \"Product: The BLACK & DECKER BDCS80I is ideal for Furniture Assembly, Installation (Cabinets, Drawers, Curtains, Blinds, etc) or Woodworking Projects. This driver packs 2,200 RPM and 125 in.-lbs. of torque into a small convenient package. The BDCS80I is great for those cramped or hard to reach areas.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for light jobs\\n\\nReview: This tool has a great feel. The materials and quality of the tool are great. I predict that it will hold up well. As promised the battery life has been great as well. When leaving the tool idle for days or even weeks, it holds a charge well and is still ready to use when I come back to it. This is a big advantage over the other cordless drills I have that are *always* out of charge when I need them. The LED light is a nice feature and came in handy when working in a dark shed.\\n\\nI did find it lacking in power when screwing in some deck screws to repair a loose step on my deck. It just could get the job done. Pilot holes will definitely be necessary for this type of job.\\n\\nOverall, the battery life and compact size of this driver make it a great addition to my shop.\",\n \"Product: XTRATUF Performance Series 12\\\" Men's Neoprene & Rubber Deck Boots give offshore anglers the kind of lightweight performance footwear usually reserved for athletes. These men's deck boots are equipped with XTRATUF's signature Chevron outsole that is slip-resistant to ensure secure footing on a variety of slick surfaces. Crafted with an Airmesh lining, these rubber deck boots keep active feet dry and comfortable throughout the day.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not just for boaters\\n\\nReview: I usually wear an 11 wide in women's size so I figured the size 10 men's should be a bit large on me, enough to wear thick socks if need be but not uncomfortable without. I found these to be a bit on the snug side for being 1/2 to 1 size larger than I would typically buy. They were snug with thin socks, so thicker socks wouldn't work at all. So fair warning if you think these will double as winter boots as well.\\n\\nThey look nice. I know they are men's but that works for those of us who don't need polkadots or flowers. They have been great for around he house projects like power washing the exterior sealing the deck. They have come in handy for walking to and from the kids' bus stop in the rain and walking to my college classes on slippery pavements. Plus, comfortable enough to wear all during class when I arrive.\",\n \"Product: The delta potty-training toilet seat with nightlight technology offers two seats in one as well as a gentle, guiding light through the night. With nightlight, there is no need to turn on the glaring bathroom light for nighttime tasks. A child-size ring L.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Frustrating install, not great directions, slides from use.\\n\\nReview: *Updated 5/26/16* We replaced this seat today. The light worked fine. It wasn't too bright even considering I could see it from my side of the bed. The problem was that the seat wouldn't stay put. No matter how much we tightened it, the back would get loose and when someone sat, it would slide back or sideways. We just changed back to the previous plain seat and will have to just make do in the dark.**\\n\\nWe didn't need the child potty seat and it was easy enough to remove. The supplied caps cover the holes left in the hinge after removing it and keep the whole thing looking neat and tidy. The seat brackets were a bit harder to install that I would have expected. The hinge brackets required some light hammering to get them to seat properly. This isn't suggested on the picture-only instructions, so my first attempt at getting them installed by screwdriver tightening them only failed. However, once that was done the seat clicked on easily. Installing the AA batteries is easy enough. I didn't realize that the time when the light goes off depends on when the batteries are installed, but once I realized this, it was a simple thing to pop the compartment out, momentarily remove a battery, and pop the the compartment back in when the desired on time had arrived (for us, around 10pm).\\n\\nLastly, I have noticed that will 'regular' use in a bathroom used by one child, one preteen and one adult, this seat tends to 'drift'. I have to push it back into place (just a 1/2 inch or so on a regular basis. Also, we do not have elongated toilet bowls, but the round one hits exactly at the front edge. As my husband puts it, \\\"it makes me have to touch the actual toilet itself more than I feel comfortable doing.\\\"\",\n \"Product: This Hookless Fabric Liner is a great replacement for any Hookless Curtain with window. Easily snaps on and off for easy cleaning.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Mold Resistent but so darn easy\\n\\nReview: I bought a replacement for the original liner because it was covered in mold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it out. So I bought a second liner and am trying new ways to keep it mold free, drying outside the shower versus inside (however, this leaves puddles on the floor mat so its kind of a pain). Also hanging over the shower rod to drip dry (this looks unsightly).\\n\\nSo far, this new liner has no mold. The real test will be in a couple months of use. We'll see.\\n\\n**One month later, drying only outside of the tub like recommended, I am still getting some mold. I'm stuck on keeping it because of the curtain, but I'll keep one on hand in case guests surprise us.\",\n \"Product: Perfect for wet and messy workplaces, these KING'S 12\\\" Dipped Neoprene Work Boots offer 100% waterproof protection and good chemical resistance, making them ideal for plant visitors or inspections. These neoprene boots feature a durable fabric lining that wicks away moisture to keep your feet cool and dry. The tough, slip-resistant outsole is crafted with a unique V-Wave design to squeegee liquid and debris from underfoot, preventing dirt and mud from caking to the bottom. Lightweight and comfortable enough for all-day wear, these non-safety men's work boots have a scalloped edge that helps to prevent them from chafing and rubbing against your legs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Waterproof, durable and comfortable.\\n\\nReview: These boots were great to have during an insane rainstorm that involved muddy, rainy clean up. Stepping in 5 inch puddles and wading through muddy bogs weren't any match for these sealed rubber boots. My feet stayed dry.\\n\\nI have the men's size 10 (I wear a women's 11) and found them plenty roomy once they were on. Getting them on wasn't as easy, which is why I would have loved a loop in the back or on the sides to help pull them on. They came up to mid-calf, which was great for having dry ankles but not so good for a roundish woman 'of size' with larger calves. My only other complaint was the fact that they needed to be rinsed off when taken out of the box. They oozed oils that stained my hard wood. Lesson learned.\\n\\nAll in all, they are durable, kept my feet dry and didn't suffer any tears, holes or punctures when removing storm debris, cutting down tree limbs or walking through incredibly muddy, rocky ground.\",\n \"Product: \\\"On the fringe, blood and bullets are the rule of law and if you're a man with convictions violence is inevitable.\\\"- John Teller, Founding Member SAMCRO - In Sons of Anarchy: Men of Mayhem players control rival Gangs, competing to be the most successful outlaw club. Each turn players choose what Sites of interest to fight for and what territories to yield. Negotiate, threaten and ally with rival Gangs when it serves your needs but be wary of the inevitable knife in the back. The Gang with the most cash at the end wins.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lots of pieces, long game play times.\\n\\nReview: Great for fans of the TV SHOW! Lots featured from the show in the rule book including photos and detailed explanations, which is very well written. it is truly a game of negotiations and alliances. You are dealing in contraband and guns with the object being to get as much money as you can.\\n\\n3-4 players take on the role of each of the biker gangs featured on the show. The game takes place over the course of 6 game rounds. The game tiles take the place of a board, which represent the locations from the show. You send your characters to the locations to take its benefits.\\n\\nEach player gets a shield indicating their gang affiliation, which features a Round Summary, Order Summary and Throw Downs. The game comes with location cards, game tokens, Dudes, Prospects, 'contraband' bags, cash, guns, and Anarchy Cards. Honestly, it helps to have some sort of a container to keep all of these pieces in.\\n\\nYou will need a steady playing area, something large to spread out on. This game takes up a lot of room and requires that you keep track of lots of little items. We played for about an hour and 15 minutes.\\n\\nHonestly, the game is slightly confusing and we spent a lot of the first two times playing it correcting behavior and referencing the rules. Now that we have the hang of it, it makes for an interesting game night with friends.\",\n \"Product: ZOOB BuilderZ 125 Piece Kit is a box of 125 brightly-colored pieces comes with 5 instruction guides to make over 25 creations including a ZOOB-Dactyl or a Crown (or create your own). ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axles and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monstersor vehiclesor monsters that turn into vehicles! The possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Moving parts makes this a whole different ballgame.\\n\\nReview: I got these on a whim, thinking that surely the screens would all become joyless soon and maybe my kid might actually want to build something with his hands. That day came this week when 2 of his friends came over to play.\\n\\nI sat the bin down, emptied out the individual bags into the tub and mixed them altogether. I handed him the little books of instructions and we found the one for the set that we received and BOOM... those tiny hands were all in the tub popping things together, creating long lengths of chain and little bracelets and robot-looking aliens.\\n\\nAfter some time of giggles and conversation it got very quiet. Out comes my son with a giant Zoob crown that was placed on my head. Color me impressed. It was one of the items in the instructions and they picked it out and did it all by themselves! No screen required!\\n\\nThe 125 set is full of 6 or so different types of pieces. All pieces fit together with a ball and socket kind of joint. It makes every piece part of a moving set. They remind me a lot of bones how they fit together and move. All of the pieces makes a long chain about 15 feet long... yes, he actually did that.\\n\\nHe hasn't tried to create too many realistic things, which is ok with me. I would assume that he will hit the Zoob wall when he realizes that there are no wheels or tracks or things that make the pieces into true machines.... he loves transportation and all things vehicle. With that said, our experience has been a good one and this will surely come out on those rainy days, those trips to grandparents and vacations, too.\",\n \"Product: ZOOB RacerZ Car Designer lets you build three cars at the same time to race against each other, or build a 12 wheeler flatbed! The set includes 76 ZOOB pieces, 12 wheels that work like gears and 3 instruction guides to build a Supersonic Stinger, a Gear Getter and more. ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axles and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monstersor vehiclesor monsters that turn into vehicles! ZOOBMobile puts wheels on your creations to make your ZOOB go ZOOM! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 9 year old say Fun!\\n\\nReview: My 9 year old loved his other Zoob packs.\\n\\nHe says \\\"this one was a little confusing. Directions said there were 2 little base parts to build before you created the car. But the directions didn't show how to connect them. It took a minute but I figured it out. The car itself was fun to build and fun to play with. There were a lot of different designs to choose from. I know it is a 'car designer', but a few wheels for motorcycles would have been cool, too.\\\"\\n\\nHe also stated that this isn't something he would return to over and over. I think he is a little beyond the fun age for this toy or he is just too into Minecraft to matter.\",\n \"Product: My Modern Dollhouse is a 2011 KidKraft production. CONTENTS: Composite Wood Dollhouse with Lights & Sounds is approx. 36.6\\\" long x 47.2\\\" high x 14\\\" wide, & 13 Pieces of Furniture. FEATURES: The Lamp Lights Up, the Keyboard plays Music, the Toilet makes Flushing Sounds, the Window Shutters Open & Close, & the Elevator Glides. The Doll House is intended for Barbie & other 11.5\\\" fashion size & type dolls: NO DOLLS included. For ages 3+ Years. For Box Condition see CONDITION NOTE or Email Seller for Details. *Doll House is Composite WOOD, & it is MORE SOLID than Plastic Houses, & HEAVY for shipping purposes! \\n\\nDue to size of this item, it will be shipped in the manufacturer's original packaging\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: BIG! STURDY! Modern as all get out!\\n\\nReview: We bought this, well, Santa brought this for my 8 year old on Christmas morning. Purchased for $89 at Costco, I knew it was a real bargain. Not only do you get a 3 story dollhouse that sits almost 5 ft tall, you get 13 pieces of furniture including a toilet that makes flushing noise, a light that turns on and a keyboard that plays some awesome 80's synth music.\\n\\nThis took my husband about an hour all totalled to put together. It came flat packed with great instructions. The best part was that each screw and fixture were labeled in their own compartment, allowing quick discovery and retrieval. I know this is something we fight with a lot when assembling IKEA furniture. All pieces were easy to assemble with minimal tools.\\n\\nThere are 3 stories, a kitchen/ bathroom on the first level which also includes the elevator. On the second floor there is a living room and a balcony with an open set of stairs leading to the third floor. The top floor has a balcony, skylight, ceiling fan and is the only bedroom. There are many windows inclduing 2 with sliding shutters. Both balconies are enclosed with plexi on the bottom half (for safety, of course). The elevator is strictly propelled by the child sliding it up and down.\\n\\nIt comes with a table and 2 chairs, tub and toilet, sofa (pink with zebra fabric!), keyboard, bunk bed and ladder, mirror, floor lamp and outdoor patio umbrella.\\n\\nIt is so tall that my 5 year old (who is tall for his age) must stand on a step stool to see the top, as did my daughter's vertically challenged best friend. For the impact, it was grand and did exactly what we expected. Finding room for it in her bedroom was a whole different matter. Thank goodness it is light and very easy to move from place to place!\",\n \"Product: On this constantly moving galaxy board, fly your Rocket many light years through the Milky way. Dangers lurk everywhere with Asteroid Fields and Black Holes! Race to the Space Stations to collect the most points and win! Promotes basic skills in strategy, logic and deduction.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A little too confusing but still has potential.\\n\\nReview: I bought this mostly to play with my 6 year old, who LOVES all thing Space related. He was thrilled when it came out of the box and was instantly drawn to the planets, aliens and rockets on the outside.\\n\\nWe opened it up and took out all of the pieces. Originally, we started on the carpet but quickly realized that it would be better on hardwood or a tabletop. It appeared easy to set up, but then I realized I would have to refer to the directions every time to get the board pieces in correct order. Not sure how many of you keep game directions once you know how to play, but I typically don't.\\n\\nOnce set up, I am embarrassed to say that I read the directions more than 3 times and still couldn't fully grasp what should happen. We played an initial abbreviated version because my little space cadet was getting more and more impatient with my confusion.\\n\\nWhen my husband came home, I handed it to him and let him have a crack at it. After doing the same set up and direction reading, he couldn't get it either. Finally, we sent rockets into space and made up our own little game with the board.\\n\\nI love the idea of this game. I love the pictures and the pieces and the moving board. I Just simply can't figure out how the darn thing works.\",\n \"Product: Allow you child's imagination to run wild as they embrace their creative side. Stimulate and encourage children's creativity. 6 Years +\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Was a gift, would not have purchased.\\n\\nReview: These looked awful to me in the store, which is why I cringed when my daughter opened this gift at her birthday party.\\n\\nThese are cheap and the accessories are worse. We opened the dogs and I had to reattach two of the heads. The paint is hard to use and the brush lost more 'hair' than it retained.\\n\\nThe glitter glue took FOREVER to dry. The little flowers fell off not soon after that glue was dry.\\n\\nBut the worst, the WORST was the little furry rugs that the dogs laid on. They were constantly losing fringe. After a few days of playing with them, the rugs just fell apart.\\n\\nI have been moving these farther and farther away from the shelf she can reach so I can eventually toss them. Please don't buy these.\",\n \"Product: This Discovery Kids Activity World Map is made up of 76 Pieces. It is constructed with soft, felt-like material that has reinforced grommets so you can hang it as desired. It promotes active learning as children label each spot with country and landmark indicators, as well as regional animals. The Discovery Kids world map has pieces that attach and detach easily with a hook-and-loop construction. This activity set includes a bonus poster. The bright and vivid colors make it for children to play with as they learn. It is ideal for little ones who are 3 years old and up.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute, simple and easy.\\n\\nReview: My son received this for Christmas, so I am unaware of the price that was paid for this toy. However, it seems interesting enough and has him interested in the globe. Can't complain about that!\\n\\nThe map is really big. It is felt and grommets, so it was easily placed on a wall with thumbtacks and lots of space. There are lots and lots of felt pieces with velcro on the back. These follow a map detailing where each piece goes. These pieces have names of countries and oceans and continents, animals and houses and other things.\\n\\nMy son is 6 and enjoyed figuring out where things go was a lot of fun for him. He is constantly removing and replacing different pieces.\",\n \"Product: It's time for tea with Princess Sofia! As the magical teapot blows on your tea, the color in your teacup changes! There are so many pretty treats for tea time. When the color in your teacup changes, you earn the treats on the plate of the matching color! Along the way, Sofia and the Good Fairies reward you for your proper tea time manners!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Super Sweet for Preschoolers!\\n\\nReview: Such a cute game!\\n\\nEach player starts out with their own place setting and teacup. There are 'headmistress' plates that set on one side and a puffy, rubbery teapot that sits on the other. In the middle, goes a big pile of 'treats', which are flat cardboard cut outs of sweets and goodies.\\n\\nEach treat has a corresponding color, item or action associated with them. When it is your turn, you take a treat and do the action required of the opposite side (color, item or action). The teapot is squishy and one of the actions is to 'blow' off your other players' teacups, which makes the colors on the top of the cup spin. This was everyone's favorite part!\\n\\nThere are other bonus tiles like rewards for manners, for following directions and for being polite. We played with three 4 year olds and they had a blast. The pretend tea party would be a great addition to a preschool classroom, too! Both boys and girls had a great time with this, even though going through and explaining the rules for each tile was super repetitive and time consuming.\\n\\nThe game pieces were made really well and the cups and teapot should take quite a beating.\",\n \"Product: The Beatrix Girls are a whole new line of collectible pop-star dolls driven by original music, set to empower and inspire young girls nationwide! With fully developed personalities, band members Brayden, Ainsley, Lark and Chantal live and interact in the human world producing real music, real hits and real fans. Kids can collect their music, join their fan club and vicariously live the fantasy of being a pop-star through play.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Time to collect all 4!\\n\\nReview: We love the size of this doll and the 7 year old that received it thought it was very cool. It is larger than most dolls on the market... with her giant head!\\n\\nShe was pretty easy to get out of the package, with a few rubber bands to snip and a couple of plastic tags as well. She comes with no accessories aside from her dress, shoes, bracelet and necklace. Her hair is styled nicely, although I would think any little girl would remove those rubber bands first thing and would be hard pressed to restyle it back!\\n\\nHer elbows and knees bend, which makes it easy to sit (and of course, play keyboard!). They also turn at the waist. She is super top heavy (remember the giant head?) and doesn't come with a stand. We are looking forward to getting some extra clothes, hair accessories and more dolls from the band!\",\n \"Product: Grab your Bash Ball and get ready to slam it! This flexible sports ball has 3 handy holes so you can grip it and whip it in dodgeball, volleyball or other games. Go for the dunk if you're playing basketball, or drop-kick it in a soccer game! Play all your favorite sports at another level with your Bash Ball! Nerf and all related characters are trademarks of Hasbro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Was not expecting the awesomeness of this toy.\\n\\nReview: I decided to pick up this ball on a whim. I thought \\\"we can always use another ball, right?\\\" It is Nerf, which I trust to be durable and its a ball, which is a no brainer of a toy. When it was delivered, my 7 year old son opened the box himself.\\n\\nHe took it outside where in one hour it was a basketball, kickball, soccer ball, It was tossed over the shed, thrown between him and a friend, used as a bowling ball and more. Versatile is an understatement.\\n\\nThe ball is lightweight but durable. It has been left in the rain, kicked with shoes and without, played on pavement and grass, mud and moss. Although it is quite a bit dirtier, there are no holes or rips thus far. The holes make it easier for smaller hands to toss and pick up to throw.\\n\\nWe've enjoyed it very much. So much so that this will remain on our 'gift ideas' list for friends!\",\n \"Product: Bring the Plant's vs. Zombies app to life with the Pirate Seas Plank Walk Building Set from K'NEX! This building set accurately mimics the gameplay of the app, with tracks and a motor to \\\"rumble\\\" Zombies toward the plants. Includes Coconut Cannon and Cabbage-pult plant figures. Also, 2 Pirate Zombie, Conhead Pirate Zombie and Pirate Captain Zombie figure. Defeat the Pirate Zombies on the High Seas, before they eat your brains! All K'NEX rods and connectors are Made in the USA. Recommended for builders ages 5+.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Frustrating for parents, fun for kids.\\n\\nReview: My son was pretty excited to try this out. He is 7 years old and likes just about anything that is directed at him and comes in a box. My expectations are always higher.\\n\\nThe assembly of this toy was miserable. Between 3 of us, we trudged through the confusing directions, assembling, disassembling and reassembling until it was right. Some of the cardboard got bent but still was usable. However, my husband and I were extremely frustrated with the process. K-Nex always meant \\\"building was part of the process\\\" and not just a means to an end. Not with this set. You'll be delighted to get past it.\\n\\nThe zombies, which are fun to look at and play with, are very unstable and off balance. Therefore, when you start the vibrations, they tend to fall over well before you are able to smack them with a coconut or cabbage. We did enjoy the launching and has some fun during play. My son had the most and it kept him and a friend busy for nearly an hour after set up.\\n\\nHowever, I am still trying to find a place to store the darn thing. There are tons of tiny pieces and I'll have to carve out a place to keep it intact and flat until it is played with again.\",\n \"Product: Taboo Buzzd Game\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, adult game fun!\\n\\nReview: I am unfamiliar with the original Taboo game and thought this would be a great addition to some book club/ game nights with smaller groups. And it was!\\n\\nThe passing of the device makes everyone focused and more in tune with the playing. Can't ignore the game when someone is handing you a buzzing electronic handheld. The screen is easy to read and the buttons are large enough to not mistakenly hit button one or another. It is a good size for any hand, large or small.\\n\\nThe buzzer can be rather loud and jarring. But in a party atmosphere with people talking, I found it necessary. As adults, we had a lot of fun playing. I would recommend it for 14+ (although I can't name a 14 yr old who would want to play games that don't involve a smartphone or video game console.)\",\n \"Product: Get ready to become a Pokemon Trainer! The Clip 'n' Carry Poke Ball Belt includes one adjustable belt, two Poke Balls, two 2\\\" figures and two Attack Tags. The belt can hold up to six Poke Balls at once. Additional Poke Balls and figures are sold separately.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfection in a toy belt.\\n\\nReview: I have a 7 year old that wants to be a Pokemon Trainer for Halloween. This was the easiest way to instantly make normal clothes into something special.\\n\\nThe belt is adjustable and fits my large 7 year old (wears a sz 10 in pants) with room to spare. There are spots for many several pokeballs. The two that were included made him very happy. They clip onto the belt securely and I have no worry that they will fall off even with rough play.\\n\\nThe closures on the balls keep them shut the whole time. The small toys inside (ours had keys and a bird - Pokemon specific names are beyond me) fit just fine and aren't difficult to get in and out.\\n\\nMy son is elated and for $20, that's all I really need.\",\n \"Product: Water landings have the green light - the Green Toys Seacopter is ready to accept any eco-friendly rescue mission! Specially designed with stabilizing, oversized fill-and-spill pontoons to keep it steadily afloat, this amphibious flier is perfect for water play - whether in the bath or at the beach. Featuring a large top rotor and additional tail rotor, the Seacopter also includes a pilot bear figure for the open-design cockpit. The whole set is made in the USA from 100% recycled plastic milk jugs that save energy and reduce greenhouse gas emissions. No BPA, phthalates, or PVC. Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. Packaged with recyclable materials and printed with soy ink.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute, durable, dishwasher safe!\\n\\nReview: Hearing helicopter noises from the bath is pretty awesome. Especially when bath time is a pleasure to be a part of instead of a headache of fights and arguments. This toy is not a miracle worker. However, it does make things easier.\\n\\nIt floats, which is super cute. The propeller moves and the little bear can pilot the seacopter or be rescued by it. It is made of recycled milk cartons, so even the crunchiest of mommies can love love love it.\\n\\nThe fact that it is dishwasher safe cinches the toy for me. I can't count the times we've had toys go from bath to pool to beach and had to spray them down with bleach to hope they are clean enough to go in a bath again.\",\n \"Product: My Little Pony Pop Pinkie Pie Sweet Shop Playset lets you make the perfect pony home! This delicious looking house playset comes with a fully customizable pony figure, and you can put it together. Make something great and give your Pony friends a fun place to live. Pony figure measures itself approximately 3-inches tall. Ages 4 and up.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun for the enthusiast, not so much for casual player.\\n\\nReview: My daughter is a collector of Ponies, most especially the \\\"My Little\\\" variety. She was excited to see this new version of \\\"Pop\\\" Ponies come out.\\n\\nShe gravitated right to Pinkie Pie, which she added hair and popped the pieces together. \\\"Its so CUTE, but there are a bunch of small pieces, so its not for little kids.\\\" Astute observation.\\n\\nShe is 11, so I wasn't needed to help put the house together. Her 7 yr old brother helped at time. It goes together fairly easily, but doesn't stay. The roof comes off quite often. There are no accessories, extras, or furniture. She said that was a 'real bummer'.\\n\\nShe loves the idea of the interchangeable pieces for the ponies themselves and loves the idea that you can switch out hair and accessories between them. But the Sweet Shoppe left much to be desired as a playset.\",\n \"Product: My Little Pony Equestria Girls Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk Doll, 2-Pack\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rainbow ROCKS and these dolls are awesome.\\n\\nReview: These are very cool \\\"mean girls\\\" dolls from the upcoming Equestria Girls movie. My daughter was over-the-moon excited when these arrived. We have the entire line from the previous movie, so these were just another notch on her MLP belt.\\n\\nThings that were cool:\\n*The wings are much larger than the other dolls and very cool. Transparent with printed colors.\\n*The FEET! Oh my lord, the feet. Both of us were ridiculously elated to see toes and not nubs where feet should be. The shoes went on and stayed on and sandals showed tiny doll toes.\\n*The accessories aren't overwhelming. From my Barbie days tiny shoes, bags, glasses, cups, headbands, etc were all too much to keep track of. Here you need to put the microphone on her hand and one comes with sunglasses that fit pretty nicely on her face.\\n*Outfits are awesome.\\n*Hair is shiny and nice without becoming a matted mess that some of the others have with play.\\n\\nThings that were a slight miss:\\n*In order to place Sonata Dusk's wings on, you have to push her shirt down in the back. I would have hoped Hasbro might have just made 2 cuts in the fabric to serve as entrance points. Not a huge deal because her hair covers it, but somewhat strange.\\n\\nWe can't wait to get Adagio Dazzle to complete the set and create our own version of the movie to tide us over!\",\n \"Product: For generations, girls have wanted to curl Barbie's hair, often with disastrous results. But the dream has become a reality with the Barbie Endless Curls!™ Doll, featuring the first-ever doll that comes with two special no-heat irons and a set of no-heat traditional rollers! Endless styling possibilities lie at your girl's fingertips. With included barrettes and headbands, it's easy to add spice. There's even a brush for brushing out curls so you can start the styling fun over again. This Barbie includes stunning and versatile black heels with a unique cutout effect to coordinate with her uber-stylish pink and black dress. Girls will love the flexibility to style Barbie's hair in curls, waves, or straight! Doll cannot stand alone. Recommended for ages 5 and older. About Mattel Originating in a garage workshop in Southern California in 1945, Ruth and Elliot Handler built Mattel with a focus on creating innovative toys that would forever change how children play. As the world's largest toy company, the legacy of Mattel's founders lives on today as they continue the passionate pursuit of their vision to create the future of play. Curly, wavy, and straight styles galore for Barbie. Includes 2 special no-heat curling irons and a set of no-heat rollers. Brush out curls to start again; just like with real hair!. Includes doll with party dress, styling tools, and hair accessories. Recommended for ages 5 and older.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: For those Hair Styists in Training!\\n\\nReview: This Barbie comes with dress, shoes, brush, 4 rollers, 2 barrettes, and 2 elastics. The 2 curling irons included have one with a regular smooth barrel and the other for spiral curls. I had to show my daughter and her cousin how some of these items worked because although curlers are a concept they understood, I am not sure they had ever seen them. I remembered them from my grandmother and perms (!!) in the 80's.\\n\\nShe is just like a Barbie doll but the hair can be manipulated into having curly hair and then straighten and then curl again. You don't need heat or water. The hair itself feels much softer than regular hair.\\n\\nIn order for the curling iron to work and work well, you need to take small pieces of the hair and hold for AT LEAST 10 seconds. The directions say a 'pinkie's worth', but you have to consider they are speaking of a 7 year old's pinkie... so a tiny amount. Consider the 10 seconds for minimum curl. For better curls, leave it on for 5 more seconds.\\n\\nFor the rollers, little hands find it difficult to control these things but larger hands make it hard, too! We found it better with the curlers to start at the top and wind the hair around it instead of curling the hair into the roller. We found the curlers worked better than the iron.\\n\\nWith all that said, know that the curls won't stay for long. It is the fun of doing it more than practicing an all over hairstyle. If your child fancies being a hairstylist or loves to accessorize Barbie and fix her hair, then this is a great gift. If your child wants to make Barbie pretty and expects it to stay as Barbie shops or walks dogs or runs her bakery, then I don't think it would be for you.\\n\\nWe had a great time playing with this toy and for that, I give it 5 stars.\",\n \"Product: Dive below the deep blue sea where there's fish to gobble, treasure to discover and divers to save! You will complete each quest with the power of your pen, drawing your way through underwater scenes on the quest cards. But it's not that easy! Players draw on separate transparent sheets and must trust their eyes in order to meet targets and avoid obstacles. This unique drawing game includes 36 illustrations and two levels to master. The bait of the challenge hooks kids for hours of fun!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: No Screens, Batteries or Sounds!\\n\\nReview: Doodle Quest is yet another game that we will keep in our family fun-time arsenal.\\n\\nThe four of us, Mom, Dad, 11 year old and 7 year old sat down to check out this game and ended up playing for 2 hours. Each \\\"round\\\" takes about 15 minutes. There are few things in this game that make someone a good versus bad player, which is what makes it family friendly.\\n\\nThe Quest cards have an easy and a hard side. Parents and older kids can pick the hard cards and younger kids the easy or everyone can start at the same level and move up as the game continues. I also like the many different ways you can choose to play in order to accommodate everyone.\\n\\nThere are \\\"Quest cards\\\" which have 36 different designs on them. There are 4 transparencies and plain cardboard cards, a scoring card, small erasers and a dry erase marker for each player and a fish stencil. Everyone picks a Quest card and then follows the directions (Printed ON THE CARD!) to complete the quest. Most are drawing from one place to another, circling objects while avoiding others. The clincher is that you may not do so ON the drawing itself. Instead you are using eye, hand coordination and spacial estimation to complete the challenges.\\n\\nPoints are earned and the value of each is listed on each playing card. The score card is recorded for each of the 6 rounds and added up to see who has the most points, and therefor wins the game.\\n\\nI can see the ability to entertain many different groups of people/ ages. We all laughed and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Our youngest got annoyed by the scoring, as someone has to be the judge when there are borderline calls to make. Do you get the point? Is it touching the black area? Did you overshoot? That, and the fact that I know the life span of these markers well enough to consider buying small dry erase markers in a large quantity are the only cons that I can come up with.\",\n \"Product: Not just for recon operations, the all-new UNSC Flame Warthog by Mega Bloks Halo tackles multiple missions. The M12 Force Application Vehicle is the UNSC's primary ground vehicle, commonly used for its scouting and reconnaissance capacity. With an actual working suspension and 360 rotating turret, the highly mobile all-wheel drive \\\"Hog\\\" with all-new flame paintjob is clearly ready for battle! Features two new super-articulated micro action figures with customizable armor, includes 2 Spartan GUNGNIR. Ideal for ages 8 and up!.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a Halo fan?.... just walk away.\\n\\nReview: It has to be difficult to follow in the footsteps of the worlds largest toy block manufacturer. Although Mega Bloks has given it a valiant effort, they just can't compete.\\n\\nMy son picked out this set just because of the vehicle. We have no prior knowledge of Halo, so I can't judge the authenticity of the product. However, knowing I would have to assist my 7 year old (as this is recommended for 8+) in construction, we gave it a go.\\n\\nThe products seem to all be packaged in random bags, so opening every bag is what needs to be done. The figures that come with this are cute and well made. We cracked open the instructions and he went to work. Within 10 minutes he hit a snag. The colored dots that show you where to place one black block on another is pretty confusing. It took us a couple of minutes to realize that at one point, they rotated the item in the photo and we were placing blocks wrong.\\n\\nWhen we solved that problem, it was on to another and another and yet another. Bricks didn't sit together nicely, they were nearly impossible to break apart if a mistake was made. Thank goodness for the 'other brand's' tool that helped up get some of the smaller parts dislodged or we would have been out of luck. Once we started on the wheels, we realized a mistake was made and we had to go back nearly 4 pages to figure out what we did wrong.\\n\\nI'm 42 and have put together countless kits with building blocks and tiny pieces. This by far was one of the most confusing and badly illustrated sets that I have come across. I would not recommend this for any child under 12 and most definitely save this for someone who is so excited to get a piece of the Halo line that they forget how difficult the set it to deal with.\",\n \"Product: Mega Bloks First Builders Fast Tracks Rescue Team Now your little hero can rush to save the day with the Fast Tracks Rescue Team by Mega Bloks First Builders! With an entire city of high-speed heroism to create, the set features blocks, easy to build rescue vehicles and a multi-piece track that your little one can use to send the rescue team off to help townspeople in need! Build the friendly police car, fire truck and ambulance, and use the blocks to create anything the imagination can dream up, from tall towers and underpasses to buildings and stations for the rescue team. Use the track to make steep ramps or twist and turn your way on a track that bends here and there. With accessories and stickers that bring the scene to life, your little city defender can create lots of heroic adventures as they race to the rescue! On the Fast Track to Rescue Adventures! View larger Build an entire city of high-speed heroism! View larger On the Fast Track to Rescue Adventures! Bring a whole world of heroism to life! With the easy to build track, the Fast Tracks Rescue Team lets your little one create all sorts of high-speed rescues as they build the track into bends and turns for fun swerving and steering, or steep dips for super speedy action. The set comes with traffic and rescue themed accessories and stickers for adding fun detail to the scene. Traffic signals, a hydrant, a fire hose, and even a burglar bring the bustling city to life, making for lots of fun adventures for your little hero! Build the City's Fastest Rescue Squad With some of the city's fastest cars on board, the rescue team is ready to roll! This set comes with a buildable police car, fire truck and ambulance that your little one can use to play at putting out fires, catching criminals or helping people to the hospital. Each featuring three big parts that are easy for small hands to put together, these colorful rescue themed vehicles have friendly.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: More pieces mean More Fun!\\n\\nReview: This is another great set of Mega Bloks First Builders. We also have the Race Track set and this integrated just perfectly.\\n\\nThere are 100 pieces nestled in the box, which is fairly easy to unpack. The set can be configured many ways with stickers included to decorate as you see fit. Kids will find it easy to assemble but adults might want to help to open up possibilities. Once this has been done, the child can learn more about what can be done with these 100 pieces. Also included are 3 vehicles that can be mixed and matched to change things up even further.\\n\\nI have to add that the curved pieces in this set make it much more fun then the Mega Bloks First Builders RaceTrack set. Add these pieces to that set and you have 150 pieces of zooming fun.\",\n \"Product: Drivers, start your engines! Gear up and get ready for some high-speed adventures with the Fast Tracks Racing Team by Mega Bloks First Builders. Your little race car driver can build with the tracks and blocks and mix and match the race cars for endless play. Use the colorful stickers to create even more imaginary fun. Watch as they screech and vroom through the raceways, and the fans in the stands cheer them on! Who will be in the lead, as the checkered flag is waved? Ideal for ages 1 to 5.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect First Race Track!\\n\\nReview: This set was absolutely perfect! Shared with our 2.5 yr ol cousin, this set is a pleasure to play with from open to set up to tear down and set up again.\\n\\nIt was fairly easy to open, my 7 year old helped get the pieces dislodged from the box and their paper ties. While he removed all the blocks, the younger one zipped the cars around. I had to help with the stickers because the directions didn't specify where those should go. The blocks themselves can be built in a variety of ways. Handy directions sheet gave the kids a few options on how best to assemble them. Although, keep in mind that these are blocks that are infinitely interchangeable and can be integrated with other Mega Bloks sets.\\n\\nThe vehicles are also 'blocks', coming in 3 parts that can be taken apart and put back together over and over again, even switching fronts, middles and back to make different looking cars.\\n\\nIt kept the kids playing for about an hour with the younger ones headed back again and again to knock down, rebuild, scoot, slide and chase cars all over the floors. This set and the others in this line are well worth the price.\",\n \"Product: Attack bad guys with a spinning web blast! The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Spiral Blast Web Shooter celebrates America's favorite web-slinger with a nifty spiral attack, which comes courtesy of its unique design and the included Spidey Shot web fluid. This fun toy can shoot water too, so the fun never has to end! Ages 5 and up! Spiral blast is approximately 10 inches long!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: WAY better than expected.\\n\\nReview: I was fully expecting this to be a piece of junk. We removed it from the box (which was a pain) and it took a few minutes to figure out how to set it up. The directions weren't very helpful. I ended up spraying some silly string type blue stuff across the kitchen once in doing so.\\n\\nHowever, once we strapped it onto my son and he walked out into the yard and with one slight push of his fingers into his palm he squealed with glee \\\"WHOA MOM! DID YOU SEE THAT?!\\\" I did see it. He pressed the button and blue strings shot out. He wound the lever and strings went in a quick, back and forth pattern. He put 'webs' on trees, on the fence, on the ground and then.... it was over.\\n\\nHere is where I thought \\\"Oh sure, get my kid excited and then we run out of string. No inexpensive refills here. That's when we realized we could also put water in it. And we did. And he went outside and squirted water on trees, on the fence, on his sister and our neighbor and then, it was out as well.\\n\\nBut the coolest thing happened. He brought the thing in, removed the water reservoir, refilled it and went back outside... ALL BY HIMSELF! I suddenly loved this toy....\\n\\nHe must have refilled it 5 more times before dinner alone. They took turns shooting water at each other while running around the front yard. I was free to cook dinner and listen to NPR in relative quiet.\\n\\nWe will probably break down and buy more string at some point. It was pretty fun after all. But until then, he can use the water feature and I can be happy that he is happy.\",\n \"Product: What does your Selfie Say? Find out with Selfie - The Game of Silly Expressions! Draw a card, take a selfie, then watch as your friends and family guess your expression. The favorite guess gets a point and the player with the most points at the end wins. Make a silly face and say cheese because today is the day to play and share with #theselfiegame.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Game Meant for Age 13+\\n\\nReview: I thought this would be a great game for my teenage nieces for their slumber party. They are 15 and 16 and very much enjoyed this game.\\n\\nBecause it stated ages 13+, I did a quick flip through the cards and took out ones that would cause my sister to be upset with me. There were a few adult sexual situations and although they aren't that naive, I still decided to just err on the side of caution. All in all, I could have removed 20 but let a few stay in with the 360 others.\\n\\nThe game is created by everyone getting these 'situation' cards which describe something to react to. Your reaction is either taken by cell phone as a \\\"Selfie\\\" or there is a faux cardboard phone that can be used in place of the actual technology. You'll have to hold that pose a little longer if so, but it still works!\\n\\nEach player shows their \\\"selfie\\\" and other players choose what they think is the best description of your face is. You award the point to whomever wins your favor. It is a cute game and both boys and girls can get into acting silly and making fun of themselves and each other.\\n\\nI think this would be a great game to play with a group of like-minded silly adults in place of those Pictionary nights my Mom and Dad had when I was younger. After a few beers, anyone can be this goofy. There is some potty humor and light sexual situations described, but nothing so embarrassing for an adult.\",\n \"Product: Don't just watch movies, make them! With a variety of parts to assemble your own, unique characters, the kit contains Animate It! Express software and a book to teach the basics of stop motion animation. Create a story, film it, and turn it into a film perfect for movie night.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great first set for playful stop - go animators!\\n\\nReview: We have been fans of the OgoBild line of toys for a while now, having several sets that get regular use by my 8 year old. When he started showing interest in stop motion Lego movies, he tried to experiment with various iphone apps. He found them all very frustrating because the phone woul be knocked over or fall while placing the next sequence. We were both thrilled to find this set.\\n\\nThe software is easy to install and not hard to use, the camera quality is enough for this set I wouldn't film precious memories on it.) Included are many pieces to build to your heart's desire. The pieces are easy to manipulate although can be hard to connect to one another. We found the more you use them the more they loosen up.\\n\\nAfter playing around with the Ogo set, I found him moving along to Lego and his sister even took over and did some My Little Pony. We've had as much fun watching their creations and they have had making them. Highly recommended for your budding animator/ film maker.\",\n \"Product: Words related to the skill vocabulary, the number of counted and aviation to learn You can enjoy as a picture book, even in this state, but you learn English even more fun if you use in conjunction with the Leap leader Reading and writing system (sold separately). No need: the battery type The main manufacturing countries: China Age: from 4 to 12 years old > More\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for K-2nd grade Planes fans!\\n\\nReview: My son is a Plane-aholic. Being fans of the LeapReader books, this was a must have.\\n\\nRead along with the story of Dusty Crophopper and his friends as they train with the Piston Peak Air Attack Team to become an arial firefighter. Learn shapes and math, 'big' words and memory games and more.\\n\\nHis favorites were the games in the back. The first one involved finding items on the map, learning closest and farthest by finding the things near and far to you like fires and lakes. The second level to the game involves multiplying by ones, tens and hundreds to get the correct amount of water to put out a fire. Pretty tricky math lesson!\\n\\nWith all that said, my son is 7 and had fun playing with this for a while. He has since never brought it out again. The games were more for the 5 year old set, with some math being geared to older kids. The reading can be a little more 1st grade, but this all depends on your kids' learning level.\",\n \"Product: Boost your speed with this enchanting, Piston Cup Pit Stop themed launcher! Inspired by a memorable moment and favorite destination in Disney/Pixar Cars, it features a roll through launcher, gate that can be raised or lowered to pause cars for a pit stop, plus a coaching box for Doc or other characters to pump Lightning McQueen up and literally jump up and down! When revved and ready, kids press the toolbox, Guido slides down the track and Lightning McQueen launches out of the set, knocking the barrels over! A flag spins around and a gas can swivels from side to side and up and down! Part of the Story Sets system, this action packed launcher connects to other play sets in the line, expands storytelling options and adventures. Works with most 1:55 scale die cast cars for exciting drive in and launch out play. Die cast cars and additional assortment launchers sold separately. Ages 3 and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Launch Cars all over the place!\\n\\nReview: This Piston Cup Pit Stop is a launcher meant to be connected to the new Cars Story Sets. The box includes the track, stickers and instructions. No cars come with this set.\\n\\nThe assembly is simple and takes only a few minutes, even for my 8 year old. The plastic pieces click together easily, making the parts interchangeable with the other Story Sets. Once the pieces were in place and the stickers were on, the launching can begin.\\n\\nThe launcher is actually a pull back spring loaded mechanism. I could do it with one hand but my kid had to use 2. Not a huge deal. You pull back the launcher latch, place the car and then push the button to send the vehicle racing forward. This action can happen over and over and over. If your child is one to create their own play and cities, this will be a fun set to have around.\\n\\nThis set, however, is meant to be an addition to the other Story Sets, which are easily added onto with a simple click of the tracks. Paired with the Cozy Cone Spiral Rampway or Escape from Frank Track Set, this enhances the fun recreation of Radiator Springs.\",\n \"Product: Measure, mix and concoct icky-sticky goo like a real mad scientist with this one-of-a-kind laboratory kit. The motorized Slime-O-Nator makes your slimy concoctions appear to grow, dance and mutate. Use the slime poker to stretch and bend your slime. Like all Smart Lab toys, this goo-fy kit features projects that teach the science behind the fun. The 16-page lab book includes 20 slippery activities that use common household ingredients.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cool project for bored kids!\\n\\nReview: This was a hit with my 11 and 7 year olds. We opened up the box, grabbed the ingredients that we had on hand and went to town.\\n\\nWhat we liked:\\n*The booklet/ directions are easy to follow and enjoyable to look at.\\n*The parts to the set aren't thin plastic and will hold up over time (although the clear plastic dome is thinner).\\n*95% of needed ingredients were easily found in my household.\\n*It was messy, it is supposed to be messy and that made it really fun for them.\\n\\nWhat we didn't love:\\n*The machine that vibrates is very loud. If you aren't used to the noise or have animals, they might really be agitated by it.\\n*We needed to buy batteries!\",\n \"Product: Connect, collect, create and build out the world of Radiator Springs from Disney/Pixar Cars!! These exciting story themed play sets feature beloved, fun settings from the hit animated movies. Ride into Luigi's Casa Della Tires Shop to keep your wheels in champion shape or cruise into Cozy Cone Motel for some R & R with other racers. Each iconic location features whimsical elements, jumps, ramps or loops plus multiple play areas and options for 6 different configurations! Multiple connection points also allow kids to connect with other play sets, accessories and transporters in the Story Sets system for more ways to expand the creative, storytelling play! Each sold separately. Includes a die cast character car to get the action off to a speedy start. Ages 3 and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A great addition to the Story Sets Line!\\n\\nReview: Part of the 2015 Story Sets line, this Cars themed Cozy Cone Spiral Rampway set is really cute! The set includes the cone and track, a garage/ ramp combo, stickers, instructions and one vehicle (McQueen).\\n\\nAssembly takes no time. The connectors are all simple plastic notches that click together with little strength needed. The spiral 'ramp' can be placed going up around the cone as a true spiral or down as a roundabout circling the cone. Connecting with the other sets, this is a very cool addition. There is also a little garage, that doubles as a ramp.\\n\\nThe sets that are compatible include many launcher sets. These launchers have a button that the child can push/ punch and send a car racing forward. Connect a launcher to this set and you have a very cool stunt ramp.\\n\\nAlone, this isn't the most fun and I am unsure if its staying power. But when connected to the other sets in the series, this creates an extra fun Radiator Springs happy fun place.\",\n \"Product: Race in for big adventures and favorite movie moments in the Escape from Frank Trackset! Inspired by Disney/Pixar Cars movies, this engaging play set features Tractor Tippin', backward driving and Frank the giant combine harvester! Using a kid-powered booster, cars launch out driving forwards and backwards just like Mater does in the film! Race through the fields and try to tip over the tractor. Be careful and quick, or the fence at the end of the track may drop revealing a large, menacing Frank that rolls into the set! When he pops out to scare Lightning McQueen and Mater, he exposes a huge jump! Cars can blast down the track one last time, aim for the jump and fly over Frank to safety. It's connection points allow kids to connect with other play sets, accessories and transporters in the Story Sets system, to further expand the movie themed adventures. Works with most 1:55 scale vehicles. Ages 3 and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: For Your Little Cars Fan!\\n\\nReview: I was elated to get to try out these new sets from Cars! Escape from Frank is one of 6 sets that are new this year and my 8 year old is very excited!\\n\\nThe set comes with a track, 2 vehicles, stickers and instructions. There are no cords to cut or twist ties to fool with. Frank the tractor comes with 2 plastic pegs that simply turn to remove from the package.\\n\\nThe track was simple to piece together. All plastic pieces just snap into place. There are fences, sign posts and ramps that also just click into position. In just 10 minutes, my son had nearly everything done by himself and only asked for help centering the stickers.\\n\\nOn one end, where you place Lightning McQueen (which comes with the set) there is a launcher that the kid can push in order to propel the car forward. The object is to shoot McQueen up the ramp and bypass Frank the Tractor without having Frank roll down from behind his fence. There is also a smaller tractor on the track that gets tipped as you go by.\\n\\nWith ten runs, my son made it around the loop successfully 5 times, got stuck twice, rolled over once and twice disturbed Frank who came barreling out and trapped McQueen under the sign post (that doubles as a ramp!). He then added a few other Cars vehicles, which fit nicely on the track. The more the merrier and added to the fun.\\n\\nBy itself, this set is okay. With the addition of the other story sets, to mix and match or reimagine the town, the play becomes more involved and less about one specific motion. My son and his friends spent a snowy afternoon setting up and playing with these together. I highly recommend the Cozy Cone Spiral Rampway and the Mack Truck playset to add to this story set!\",\n \"Product: Inspired by Disney/Pixar Cars, this Mack Truck and Transporter delivers two big ways to play! As a transporter, Mack proudly carries Lightning McQueen to places near - like Radiator Springs - and far - like worldwide races. Then he parks his mega wheels and opens up to reveal multiple play areas inspired by the movies! Kick back in front of the big screen TV with Lightning McQueen and his trophies. Grab a scrub and massage in the washing area. Get tuned up to champion performance on the working lift. Check out the local scenery on the viewing deck and fill er up at the gas pump. Mack's cab can also be detached from the trailer for more push around play. When the day and night's drives are done, roll Lightning McQueen inside and fold Mack back up for easy storage. This iconic set celebrates the special friendship between Mack and Lightning McQueen and connects to other play sets and accessories in the Story Sets line, so kids can build out the exciting world of Radiator Springs! Ages 3 and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: What it lacks in quality is made up in features.\\n\\nReview: The Cars Mack Truck and Transporter Playset wasn't all that I expected, but it didn't disappoint my son and his friends at all.\\n\\nFirst off, the truck comes in a box with an 'easy open' system. It truly is! Just tear off the perforated back and unlock the plastic \\\"keys\\\" by just turning and the toy pops out. Honestly frustration-free packaging. It comes with the truck cab and the trailer that click together very easily. I wasn't impressed with the cheap feeling plastic or the fact that a few of the wheels weren't actually turning. But this didn't seem to affect my son in the least. Please be aware that no cars come with this set.\\n\\nThe trailer unfolds from the top to reveal the interior of McQueen's apartment of sorts. The sides and back come down to create a floor and walls. One wall becomes the track/ road where other Story Sets can attach. The interior is colorful with a large screen TV, a garage, a car wash, trophies and a few accessories that can be moved around like the gas cans, the car wash sprayer and a gate that can be configured to allow all cars to enter or exit. The little garage area has a lift that works with a lever.\\n\\nI suppose that this stands alone as a toy. It would make a great place for McQueen to hang, should your child be the kind of kid that wants characters to have homes (my daughter would have loved that!) With the added bonus of connectable tracks from the Cars Story Sets line, this can be joined with other sets to create a Radiator Springs in your playroom. That is what makes up for the lack of quality for me. And besides, my son and his friends had a great time playing with it.\",\n \"Product: Injustice doesn't stand a chance when you head into battle with your Captain America Star Launch Shield! It looks just like the patriotic super-soldier's indestructible shield. But when you pull the rip cord, the shield launches disc from the star in the middle! You'll be the best crime-fighter in the neighborhood when you strap on your Star Launch Shield! Marvel products are produced by Hasbro under license from Marvel Characters B.V.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Impress your friends (if you are an 8 year old boy).\\n\\nReview: I wasn't expecting much from this toy but I was wrong to doubt! The discs fly away about 40 feet really fast! I was a hit with all of the 6-8 year old boys that my son collects from the neighborhood and brings into my yard.\\n\\nThis toy was very easy to open and remove from the packaging. I didn't even have to look at the directions in order to know how to use it, very intuitive. This always is a plus for a child's toy. We didn't bother with the clunky straps for the arm, the handle was enough to hold on to it. Hold on tight to the shield, place the spinning disc on the pegs and pull the string.... WHOOSH! The disc flies away super fast and go to what seems like forever.\\n\\nThe kids went OOOOhhhh and AHHHHhhhhh and many ran toward me to take their turn. This has been an outdoor play staple ever since, adding to the fun of nerf guns. The only negative I found is that there isn't a space to keep the extra disc, which make it 1. a pain in the butt to have to hold on to and 2. easily lost while storing.\",\n \"Product: Iron Man uses his top technology to battle evildoers and now your child can too! When its time to take on the bad guys, children can slip on their electronic Iron Man glove and matching non-electric glove to assume their superhero identity. Motion-activated technology brings this glove to life!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very cool for your Marvel Fan!\\n\\nReview: These arrived and were immediately tested by my local focus group (neighborhood kids) consisting of two 8 year old boys and one 8 year old girl, a 6 year old boy and a 5 year old boy. Not as easy as the 'frustration free packaging' to open, but not terribly difficult. We certainly needed some scissors to work through some packaging. However when opened, they easily slipped on and began working.\\n\\nThe gloves are a flexible plastic which I was surprised about. I thought they would be much more stiff. They are flexible enough for my 8 year old to move his fingers and pick things with them on. There is an on/ off switch on the palm. Once that is turned on, you need to tap the light once for them to work.\\n\\nAs he raised his hands, they made noise, the light flickers off and on. More and more noises, more and more light blinking. I have to admit that they are pretty cool. We had no problems making them work on 'command'. His friends were super impressed and used them all afternoon.\\n\\nHe is a big 8 year old so with his size considered, I would think that this will fit up to a 12 year old with no problem. I could get them on my own hands but not comfortably.\",\n \"Product: Ravensburger has been making toys for the hand, head, and heart for over 130 years. Our 3D jigsaw puzzles for adults will bowl you over with premium quality, in terms of both content and material. Ravensburger's puzzles are made to fit precisely - no matter how large or small the puzzle, each is precision made so that every piece fits perfectly, without frustration. Jigsaw puzzles help support a child's development as they play, building skills such as concentration and creativity, and are great fun for adults, providing a great experience whether you're puzzling by yourself or with a group.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Pretty Finished Product, Not exactly a challenge.\\n\\nReview: Recently, I was given the opportunity to try the Ravensburger 3D Statue of Liberty puzzle. My 9 year old puzzle master and I took the challenge. This is much smaller than the other 3D puzzles we have done at 108 pieces. It also includes a base board, 4 clips, three plastic pieces and liberty figure.\\n\\nThis puzzle has plastic pieces, like the previous puzzles we have done from Ravensburger. Unlike a normal 2D puzzle, these can be completed by looking at the picture on the box or using the numbers/ arrows on each piece. My son likes to try and follow the box. However, I am a sucker for the numbers. After the first level, he gave up and we started really just used the numbers. No hurt feelings on our part, we did the same thing with the globe and had a great time sorting and finding the pieces.\\n\\nThis is a quick puzzle to be honest. You truly have to want the finished product more than the challenge on this one. The model, when complete, is a great conversation piece and looks lovely on a shelf or a bookcase. But the low piece count and the large statue take away from what makes puzzles fun. Imagine a Lego Liberty with the base being all small pieces but the statue being one giant piece. Now you have it.\\n\\nAll in all, a great gift for a lover of all NYC or someone with reverence to Lady Liberty.\",\n \"Product: ALEX Toys Artist Studio My Art Spinner lets you create one-of-a-kind works of art. Pour paint onto the quickly spinning cards to create unique splashes and circles that can’t be duplicated. Make frames, cards and more! Includes an orange art spinner, splash shield, 5 bottles of paint (0.6 oz.), 20 black and white cards, gold and silver glitter (0.5 oz.) and easy instructions. Requires 1 C battery (not included). Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: CAUTION: Paint will stain.\\n\\nReview: It is utterly amazing that you would make an art toy that starts with a recommendation of 6 years which included permanent paint colors. Water based, washable colors would have worked just fine. With that said, we had fun with the toy after we cleared off the table, put on smocks, covered the table with paper and removed the chairs. All this because I have read some earlier reviews about splattering. And thank goodness I did, my previous art spinner had a bigger 'splash guard'. This one is laughable.\\n\\nWe inserted the paper, which honestly is a bit thin for all of this paint and started to spin. Little by little, the kids started to drop paint. My helpers, 2 eight year olds and one 12 year old, were excited to see what they could do. It started out ok. We turned it on and watched the paper spin. Using a few droplets, I watched the 8 year olds get splattered with paints on their smocks. After about 5 minutes, those droplets had dried. Thankfully, it also dried on the paper instead of my table.\\n\\nThere are only 20 pieces of paper included. I don't think this is a bad thing, considering I would prefer heavier stock for cards. For younger kids and parents that wanted to be all hands on, this would be a fun crafting project for Christmas or Thank you Cards. Very small cards, FYI.\\n\\nWith all this said, it isn't a bad toy, just surprisingly messy for something with possible staining problems.\",\n \"Product: Create one-of-a-kind animations using the Minecraft Animation Studio! Inspired by the virtual game, this exciting toolkit comes with everything you need to make your favorite characters come to life. Choose from one of six iconic environments to set the stage for your movie then use the mini-figures and accessories to act out a story. Download the free app, which makes the objects appear to move on their own, and use your mobile device to aim and shoot: you've just created your own Minecraft animation! Switch and swap out environments to tell any story you want. Kids will be able to create, share, and show off their animations with other fans of Minecraft. Includes 1 movie stage, 6 different backgrounds, 3 exclusive mini-figures, over 18 other environment accessories, and a device holder.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute idea, too high price point.\\n\\nReview: This is a cool idea and sure to make a bag as a gift for any fan of Minecraft. Bonus points to those who are interested in stop motion animation!\\n\\nMy 8 yr old son has used the Lego stop motion app and the OgoBild animation set with camera, so he is well versed on what kind of patience is needed to make these short films. We unpacked the box, with the backdrops, individual pieces and stand for the device.\\n\\nWe downloaded the app on both a Mini iPad, iPod Touch and an iPhone 6. No problems on any of the 3 devices. Each fit fine in the holder without a bulky case, which we had to remove off the iPad. It was seated perfectly in the notches on the stand. There were shaky moments when my son went to take a picture. He still needs to push the button and this something throws the whole thing out of whack. This was the biggest problem of the whole set. But considering his Lego masterpieces were made not using a stand, it was a great improvement on what we are used to.\\n\\nThe set itself is fine. However, considering the price point is $40, I can't rate it higher. There are \\\"exclusive\\\" mini figures and more are available for a price at most toy stores and online. The backgrounds are double sided which make 4 different ones. In two separate places on Amazon it says \\\"6 background options.\\\"\",\n \"Product: In Disney/Pixar's Cars, every character in Radiator Springs knows that when you want a sweet new custom paint job, you make tracks to Ramone's! This super auto body shop play set features everything you need to customize your own designs. Drive your favorite Disney Pixar's Cars color change vehicles into the paint booth for a cool new style. Squeeze the water pump to blast on warm water then have some spin n' spray action as you watch the colors change. Raise the elevator to the top floor to show off your new paint job then roll down the ramp into the cold water dunk tank to change it back again. Part of the Story Sets line, this play set connects to other playsets to enhance the storytelling possibilities and build out the world of Cars. Collect all the color change vehicles (sold separately) so that you can dip, spray and splash an entire fleet! Includes 1 Color Change Ramone.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Color Changes are Cool.\\n\\nReview: Yep, it is a set uses water. You fill up a squeeze bottle and small reservoir. It is wet, your floor/ counter/ play area will get wet. Put it on a towel, play with it outside. This shouldn't be a surprise.\\n\\nWith that said, this is a cute Cars set for the kid that loves all things Pixar Cars. Who didn't love Ramone's laid back attitude in the movies? The color changing aspect of the car is very cool. The cold water and warm water do the job quickly, which is fun to watch.\\n\\nAssembly is pretty straight forward and takes only a few minutes. The worst part is that because of the water usage, you can't really connect this with the other sets of Radiator Springs, unless this one sits on a towel. However, my son had fun with it regardless. It just didn't last very long.\\n\\nWith only one car in the set, there is only so long it kept his attention. To get more Color Change Cars, it is $7 a pop. We had a few 'other brand' cars that worked, but they weren't the correct size to fit into the dunking tank.\\n\\nAll in all, this is a fun idea and works with the theme. It didn't keep my son's attention for very long and it isn't something we will keep set up somewhere in order for him to go back to it. Every time it take some help from mom or dad to set up. I don't know about you, but my kid plays with the item that is easiest to grab.\",\n \"Product: Inspired by Elsa's castle , this play set features elements that celebrate the empowering scene when Elsa sings \\\"Let It Go.\\\" Kids can transform snow to stairs, activate a magical light, and send the icicle chandelier spiraling downwards! Includes Elsa Ice Castle and house-themed piece count. Doll not included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Makes Quite the Impression on tiny Frozen fans!\\n\\nReview: You know that what every girl will want this fall is to re-enact the scene in Frozen where Elsa sings \\\"Let It Go\\\". This castle has to be the most 'Squee\\\" inducing thing that I have opened in a long time. The girls went crazy!\\n\\nThere is one long staircase on the left that magically changes from snow to staircase. \\\"Mom! Oh My Goodness! Remember when she did that in the movie?!\\\" There is a mirror at the ends that pivots to show Elsa in her fancy snow dress, singing! There is a bed, throne and vanity included with lots of extra little pieces like perfume bottles and goblets, etc.\\n\\nWhen placed on the stand in the center of the castle, there is a crank to turn that spins the floor where she stands (and can be attached to a stand to keep her upright). When the floor turns, there are light AND... AND... the back of the castle grow. We had several girls over here that day and each one had to participate in the spinning and growing of the castle. Then, if that wasn't cool enough. When the castle reaches full height, down comes the crystal chandelier! Really, it is very fun to do this reveal with an audience of 5-8 year old girls.\\n\\nThe stand can be placed in 3 different locations, if your child wants the authentic experience of having Elsa stand and wait for Anna to appear. The doors really open and close and there is a balcony in the back to be able to play on both sides. When the castle is 'at full size', it is about 3 feet tall and really pretty.\\n\\nThings you should know:\\n*This has a big footprint and since it cannot be easily put away, will be a permanent fixture in a playroom or bedroom.\\n*This fits the Elsa and Anna dolls from Mattel.\\n*Assembly is fairly easy and painless.\",\n \"Product: Step into the competition with the new Ashs Arena Challenge! Turn Ashs hat backwards to get him battle-ready and send the highly articulated Pikachu into action. Use the buttons on the arena to activate Pikachus Quick Attack, Thunderbolt and Iron Tail to take down its opponent. These three unique battle moves also activate authentic music, voice and attack sounds for realistic battle play. This set includes an articulated Pikachu, articulated Ash, a Wobbuffet figure, and arena. As a bonus, most small size Pokmon figures are compatible with the arena.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 3 Battles, Sounds, Lights and Your Choice of Pikachu or Ash Voices!\\n\\nReview: Comes with Ash, Pikachu and Wobbuffet. Ash can move at the waist and also both arms move. His head can turn and most importantly, his HAT can spin around backwards! (His hat can also pop off, so beware of the small pieces). He has holes in the bottom of his shoes so he can be placed and stand at the end of the battle arena. The Pikachu has a tail that spins and ears that move. He has a hole on the bottom that allows him to be placed on the arena as well.\\n\\nThe arena itself has 3 buttons for the various attacks, a speaker on the top (which we put clear tape over the make it less loud) and a lever to choose which attack you will use.\\n\\nThere are 2 choices for sound; English and Sound Effects. One sounds like Ash giving the command and saying what the attack is. The other is in Pikachu's voice, shouting before attacking. Again, I found these really loud and muffled it a little by putting clear tape over the speaker.\\n\\nThere are 3 ways to battle; Quick attack, Thunderbolt and Iron Tail. Choose your attack method, press the button and Pikachu attacks! Some are surprising and some not so effective, but all are pretty fun. You can use the included Pokemon, but any small style figures will work here. We used some that my children have collected but then moved to Toy Story characters and Lego mini figures after a while.\\n\\nThis is a bunch of fun to play with, especially for my 8 year old boy and his friends. He liked the music and the lights after each battle. We were all annoyed at Pikachu's tail, which kept getting in the way when resetting the arena. It was a quick fix but a pain nonetheless.\",\n \"Product: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shrinky Dinks Playset lets you train and battle from street to sewer lair. Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo practice their skills with Master Splinter in their underground headquarters and then go to the surface to have pizza or battle the evil Shredder, Bebop, Rocksteady and many other villains. The kit includes 40 precut and preprinted Shrinky Dinks pieces, 80 precut and preprinted paperboard pieces, 10 colored pencils, 16 glue dots and instructions. Recommended for children 5 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute set for the nostalgic parent.\\n\\nReview: We had a really good time with this set on a rainy day with a table full of kids. Each child did a couple on their own. The kids that took their time certainly had better results. The more color they added, the better they turned out in the end. But you try telling kids how to do things. Yeah, so some were great and some were just ok.\\n\\nThey laid them on the baking sheet and I was in charge of the oven. We have a convection toaster oven, so I tend to watch things I bake pretty close. I found that these cooked a little quicker than expected. I am not sure whether this is a misprint on the box or just my convection working quickly. But I pulled them out a little before they started to really 'cook', after they curled up and flattened out again. Not to perfection, but still ok.\\n\\nI found these to be exactly as I remember them, from doing them when I was a kid. However, we made jewelry, sun catchers and decorative items with ours. This came with a playset made of cardboard that can pieced together. Not sure if that is how we were supposed to use those glue dots? I put the set together but it was crushed in about 2 minutes of play with rough-housing boys. Meh. Not a huge deal because now they just sit on the shelf with all the other crafts from school.\\n\\nWhat was good about it? An afternoon of coloring during a rainy summer day, away from screens and avoiding boredom.\",\n \"Product: Design and run your own John Deere farm utilizing the Lionel quick-connect track and working cargo station to load and unload the chickens. The new Imagineering line allows you to expand and grow your world with separate sale track and accessories. With so many options, playtime is never-ending.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A child powered, imaginative toy! No lights! No sounds!\\n\\nReview: Trains with no lights! A child powered, imaginative toy! Its a revelation!\\n\\nThis set comes with 6 feet of track (that form a perfect oval), a crane, engine, cargo car and caboose, 2 'crates' that contain chickens! The track isn't quite as heavy duty as ones I've seen, but it stays put and doesn't break apart even on carpeting.\\n\\nIt only takes 15 minutes to set up with pieces of track that just snap together. Not sure if the preschool set can do this without help, but 6+ won't have any problems. The trains move along the track very smoothly and the crane is simple and easy to use. The crane can be used to pick up the chicken crates and load them into the cargo car.\\n\\nA wonderful gift idea!\",\n \"Product: This 10\\\" diameter disc features more than 20 hours of LED glow. It's excellent or intense play or casual family fun with its 175g competition grade weight and aerodynamic shape. Requires two CR2032 batteries (included).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun in the Dark!\\n\\nReview: Much cooler than your average frisbee. My son and husband had a great time at dusk and night playing with this toy.\\n\\nit is a normal size for a frisbee. The plastic is a little harder than a typical, freebie one. So it was a change when my husband and son started playing. The first couple of time, I heard \\\"Ouch\\\" and \\\"D'oh!\\\" when it was caught. But after a few tosses, they got the hang of it.\\n\\nIt is super easy to turn on. A small battery and light disc is glued into the center underneath the frisbee. This doesn't affect its ability to fly. It has 3 lights that can be continually on or flashing. Both are fun and are BRIGHT when in the dark, playing.\\n\\nWe really enjoyed this toy and will continue to use it.\",\n \"Product: Buzz Bee Toys Air Warriors EXTREME Air Max 10 Blaster is an EXTREME performance dart blaster with an automatic rotating barrel. Load up to 10 darts into the blaster barrels. Pump the handle to build up air pressure and launch an EXTREME dart up to 60 feet! Pulling the trigger not only launches the dart but also advances the next one so you’re ready to pump and fire! Includes blaster and 10 Extreme soft foam suction darts. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just as good as \\\"other brand\\\".\\n\\nReview: I don't have anything bad to say about this toy. My son was elated when he opened it, never even commenting about the name brand that is absent. He does like to hold it upside down, which at 9 years old, he doesn't want to hear that it makes hi look like a dork.\\n\\nWhen pumped repeatedly, those darts travel far and fast! He loves the suction cups and I am treated to \\\"BOOM BOOM BOOM\\\" as they land on the storm door. The brand name darts work well in this toy, which made us happy because that is most of what we have. I think also, he likes having something the neighborhood boys don't. That way, no one thinks his gun is theirs.\\n\\nFairly easy to open package. Instant fun!\",\n \"Product: Race without limits with the Hot Wheels RC Sky Shock transforming remote control flying race vehicle! This precision on-ground remote-controlled race vehicle hurtles down the track breaking records and leaving competition in the dust. Then with the push of a button Sky Shock spreads its wings and takes off, climbing, soaring and stunting across the sky! This revolutionary remote control vehicle has enhanced stability for a smooth driving experience and impressive speed. The push-button transformation feature is EPIC and the large propellers and wings mean Sky Shock is faster on the ground and in the air with significantly faster takeoff and climbing capabilities! Race on the land! Race in the sky! With the Hot Wheels RC Sky Shock you can be the ultimate race champion! Requires 6 AA (LR6) Alkaline batteries, not included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great choice for those looking for a path into drone or RC planes.\\n\\nReview: My son has declared this the coolest toy ever. \\\"Mom, you HAVE to give this a 10 star review. I LOVE this plane!\\\"\\n\\nSo, I am reviewing it based on his 'fun level' and my level of pleased with not having to repair/ replace/ return anything on this toy. We were expecting something small, something like a novelty helicopter that are tiny and fall apart easily. This was not that.\\n\\nThe package arrived and we opened it right away. The plane is about 12 inches in length and covered in cool graphics like flames. We placed AA batteries in the controller and started pushing buttons (he is 9 after all.) The wings automatically moved down and then up. They tucked away next to the styrofoam body when in use as a vehicle. In the box were extra propellers and instructions. We plugged the controller into the USB hub and plugged the plane in through the controller.\\n\\nIn approximately 1.5 hours, it was ready to go. Outside, we tested it on the ground first. It was fast! It took a while to get used to the controller. Because it uses propellers to turn, it makes it more difficult to control and more sensitive to turn. With a press of a button, the wings expand from the body and you are ready to fly!\\n\\nFind a long runway and go for it. The plane will take off and go straight up and climb quickly. It didn't take too long before he got the hang of it. If you turn it, it descends and then either scrapes the ground or lands. This hasn't hurt the plane yet. In fact, we are pretty impressed by its resiliency. After many crash landings, it is still able to fly like the first time.\\n\\nWith all that said, my 9 year old is more gentle than the average kid and we watched out the window nervously as the other neighborhood kids crowded around on its first couple of flights. I am happy to say that it made it through unscathed.\\n\\nThis is a great starter for those interested in flying RC planes and drones. Of course, the flying time is about 10 minutes at the most before needing to be recharged. This is pretty average in our experience.\",\n \"Product: Fisher-Price Nickelodeon Blaze & the Monster Machines, Flip & Race Speedway\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good when it is done right.\\n\\nReview: This track was really easy to put together which is great because I had a few small boys that were not-so-patiently waiting to give it a whirl.\\n\\nWe found showing the boys how to do this several times the right way, stopped their incessant frustrations over what happens if you do it 'wrong'. You MUST slide the launcher all the way back into position. You MUST roll Blaze all the way back against the launcher or he won't go all the way around every time. You MUST use the flipper slowly, pressing the button gently in order to flip Blaze over onto the track.\\n\\nNow, I find that gentle and slow isn't really something in small boys' working knowledge of play. They tend to be loud, quick and forceful, especially with toys that launch and go fast. I am going to estimate that every 4th time they actually got all the components right to make a successful circle around the track. This didn't dissuade them, it was just not as face paced as they would have liked. They were also disappointed that the other cars didn't work on this track, too. Thankfully, they were less interested in a story than they were just watching the darn car go fast.\\n\\nWith all of that, it is pretty cool that it does a few different things, create a circle track where Blaze jumps over a crevasse, go straight into the flipper and after flipped, continue on to the launcher again and making an oval track with an exit onto the floor. With a few cars this becomes a fun race of who can do what first.\\n\\nThis is a fun toy for the kind of kid that just wants to watch the cars go fast and be the operator behind the magic.\",\n \"Product: Maisto Tech Street Series Futuristic style radio control motorcycle with amazing spinning action. Buy 2 and play with your friends in a head to head battle. Available in orange and black police styles. Changing-color LED gives a futuristic glow while the bike is on. The operator controls the rear wheel angle to make the Cyklone 360 steer. Click on the video to see the wild spinning stunts that are easy enough for a child to quickly master.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fast but has some issues.\\n\\nReview: My 9 year old son was handed the box when this arrived and these are the things he noticed.\\n\\nPros:\\n*He easily removed it from the box and using a screwdriver, put the batteries in himself.\\n*It goes pretty fast.\\n*Remote is simple and easy to use.\\n*He drove it pretty far away at it didn't lose signal.\\n*We like orange and it makes it appear super cool.\\n\\nCons:\\n*When you turned the knob, it made the motorcycle back wheel turn all the way. This made is super hard to steer. There was no in between.\\n*There are stabilizing wheels that go on the bottom fall out when the motorcycle turns or if it falls over.\\n*Feels lightweight and kind of cheap.\\n\\nThis would make a great gift for a child's friend or a quick toy to pack when going camping (that's what we did) or on vacation.\",\n \"Product: My Little Pony Guardians of Harmony Cheese Sandwich Pony with Party Tank\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Ridiculously Cute and Extra Super Fun.\\n\\nReview: SO FUN! As a mother of a formerly obsessed MLP child, we still collect the cooler pieces. This is a great toy of one of our favorite characters, mainly because it is voiced by Weird Al.\\n\\nThe pony has articulated front legs and tail. The hind legs just move forward and back. He also has perfectly fitted footprints on the cannon that he stands in when firing. SO CUTE! The chickens and pelicans actually shoot pretty far. The cannon is easy to shoot AND the shooting action is really fun. The cannon barrel actually pulls back before it fires.\\n\\nSo, will you tiny MLP fan have fun with this? Of course! Bring along the Pinkie Pie with her cannon and you have a battle of the happiness wills.\",\n \"Product: Turn into a Pokmon Trainer with the Clip n Carry Pok Ball Belt! The set includes one adjustable belt with a Pok Ball design, one Pok Ball, one never released before Net Ball and one 2 Pikachu figure. The belt holds up to six Pok Balls at once. Additional Pok Balls and figures are sold separately.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Adjustable belt is great for older PokeFans!\\n\\nReview: We are in a Pokemon obsessed household at the moment, which I gather isn't all that unusual since the release of Pokemon Go. My 9 year old just had to have the Pokeball Belt. We have a previous version that he used a few years back with a Halloween costume. However, those 2 years have seen quite a growth spurt, making the old belt way too small. I was worried that this one would be the same.\\n\\nThis belt is adjustable and at its largest, still had room to spare. He was elated, i was relieved. The buckle is cool and easy for him to use. the balls attach easily and seem to stay on well, even with running and jumping.\\n\\nThe following is his 9 year old boy review: \\\"I like the buckle because it has a pokeball design on it. I also really like the different pokeballs, including the EXCLUSIVE netball! It could have been better if there was a water-type Pokemon in the netball, because those are for water-types.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Practice your skills as a Pokmon Trainer with the Throw N Pop Pok Ball! Set includes a detailed 2 Froakie figure and an Ultra Ball. Place Froakie inside the Pok Ball, close it, and get ready to throw your Pokmon into battle! Toss the Ultra Ball onto any hard surface, upon impact the ball pops open, launching the Froakie into action! Gotta Catch 'Em All. Suitable for ages 4 years and up.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very cool but limited fun.\\n\\nReview: We are a Pokemon Go family at the moment, so this toy arrived just at the right time. My 9 year old was much more excited than I thought he would be. He grabbed the package and disappeared into the playroom and in 3 minutes, came back and tossed the ball on the sofa where it popped open and sprung a Pikachu at me. Clearly, he was joyful as he giggled a while before coming to retrieve the toy. His review is below, in his own words:\\n\\n\\\"The design is really cool, how if you click the button it pops open just like a real Pokeball in the game or the show. I like the size because it is easy for me to throw and perfect to fit in a shorts pocket but not too big that it is hard to hold. I like Pikachu, but I am glad that there are more with a few different characters. Too many Pikachu!\\n\\nIf you click the button at the moment you toss it, it will open in mid air and the Pokemon will go flying. If you toss onto the bed or floor or sofa, it will also pop open when it hits. The only thing better would be to have a clip so I could add it to my PokeBelt.\\\"\",\n \"Product: ZOOB 15 Piece Glow Pastels Building Set contains fluorescent colored pieces that makes a fantastic starter-set or a great source for extra parts or color in a larger project. Pastel pieces appear to glow under a black light (not included). Contains instructions to create a cel phone, a twirling top, a little critter and more (or you can make up your own). ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axels and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monsters-or vehicles-or monsters that turn into vehicles! The possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome Glowing Add-Ons to your larger sets.\\n\\nReview: I am a fan of Zoobs from way back. We have the 125 piece bin as well as the Zoob Car Designer. Both have had staying power in our toy closet.\\n\\nThis set is very cool to add an awesome glow to your robots, alien figures and homemade action figures. Much like original Zoob pieces, they are easy to use and simple to connect and move. They remind me of bones, the way they fit together like a ball and socket. But it also allows for a wide range of motion and endless building possibilities. PLUS THEY GLOW! I am not sure about your kids, but add a glowing factor to anything and it is an instant hit. The glow blocks add a pop of fun to vehicles, insects and robots when they are flying through a dark room.\\n\\nThis is a small set of only 15 pieces. I recommend this as an add-on item to a larger set, rather than have this be the main set. (Psst. It is a better cost if you buy a larger set!)\",\n \"Product: Fans, get your favorite Disney/Pixar Cars locations, characters and tracks in one exciting pack! This ultimate Radiator Springs story set delivers hours of racing and stunt fun! Open it up and cruise through Willie's Butte track, then boost your speed at the Racin' Route 66 launcher. Rest up at the Piston Cup Pit stop or rev up at Flo's V-8. When you're ready for action, brave the loops, ramps and more at Sarge's Stuntin' Surplus or dare Grey's Transporter stunt set. Finish your day with the champ Lightning McQueen at his hair raising Loop Launcher! Start at one end of town, then reconfigure everything and begin the fun in new ways all over again! The giant pack includes vehicles Lightning McQueen, Grey Transporter, Mater, Doc Hudson and Sarge. Colors and decorations may vary.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Really great BIG BOX of Cars fun.\\n\\nReview: My son was very excited to open this play set, especially after seeing the most recent teaser for the upcoming Cars movie! (2018 or something but still...)\\n\\nWe already have the Color Change Ramone's Auto Body Shop Playset, Escape From Frank Track Set, Tractor Tippin' Fields Launcher, Carbon Racers Double Lane Duel Track Set, Radiator Springs Cozy Cone Motel Playset and a few more. This set just adds to that with all new sets to include in the Radiator Springs Cityscape.\\n\\nThere are 8 sets in this box, which is big and impressive if you are looking for a gift to get that 'Oh Wow\\\" response. The included sets are Willie's Butte track, Corners Tracks, Racin' Route 66 launcher, Piston Cup Pit stop, Flo's V-8 Cafe, Sarge's Stuntin' Surplus, Grey's Transporter plus stunt set and the Loop Launcher. It also comes with Lightning McQueen, Grey Transporter, Mater, Doc Hudson and Sarge.\\n\\nNow, we didn't find it difficult to set up. Each set comes sealed in a bag, so each can be set up one by one. Assembly instructions are average and pretty easy to use. Most pieces click together, although some needs an extra push here and there. My son set up maybe 3/4 of it by himself with my help requested here and there.\\n\\nI like the storage aspect of the Loop Launcher set. Sometimes, the launchers and 'tricks' stick. But mostly they work as intended. The plastic is a bit thin and the pieces just click together. Stepping on these will make pieces come apart. We haven't broken anything yet, but my son isn't very rough. Consider than several of these have launchers attached, so you wouldn't have to worry about those sets where those aren't included.\\n\\nI would be great to have some extra tracks included in this set, to create longer roads on the city scape. But for the most part, these will connect one after another. It is a big box of fun with a lot of impact for kids 4+.\",\n \"Product: Lil' Lockitz Vacay Set by ALEX Toys lets you express yourself as never before to create something truly personal, for yourself or a loved one. Lil Lockitz supplies you with gems, backgrounds and charms of your favorite things to float in a wearable collage that tells a story. Capture your favorite day, your favorite activity or even your favorite person! Bet your last vacation was one fun trip! Keep those relaxing and fun memories near to your heart by creating a keepsake necklace. Just fill it with custom charms of sunshine, suitcases, and whatever fun activities you experienced, lock it up when everything is in place and wear it as a necklace for everybody to see. The set comes with everything you need to make 3 Lockitz! Includes 3 Locket Tops, 3 Locket Backs, 3 Necklaces, 12 Charms, 9 Gems, 6 Backgrounds, Locket Crimper and Easy Instructions. Recommended for children 5 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: ... the Pets and Sweets pack but still just as fun. The Vacay Set was a big hit\\n\\nReview: This is smaller than the Pets and Sweets pack but still just as fun. The Vacay Set was a big hit, featuring tiny charms with beachy items like suns, flip flops, sunglasses, etc. I brought these to a family gathering over the summer. When the rain inevitably came, I was suddenly a camp counselor in charge of the craft room. Both boys and girls had a good time creating these lockets. From ages 10 to 4, they were happy for something to do while we waited out the storm.\\n\\nEssentially, these create lockets (like the popular work-from-home mom order catalog) but in a simpler, obviously plastic form. The kits contains lockets, cords for necklaces, plus stickers, charms and some glittery rhinestones. So here is how it goes: you put one of the bases in the 'locket locker', add a round paper background, add charms of your choice, some fancy glittery gems if you choose and then put the top on. Once done, you use the crimper, to officially click the locket closed. Truth be known, you can also do this by hand.\\n\\nWe found that maybe 1 out of every 4 lockets wouldn't stay closed (and remember, we had 4 sets). Not a great statistic, but I am not sure I expected these to be a great quality. I would stick to the plastic charms as to not risk losing something more valuable. I question the staying power once the initial lockets are made, if any of those kids would go back and make another. However, for a party or craft gathering, this is a great activity.\",\n \"Product: Lil' Lockitz Sweets Set by ALEX Toys lets you express yourself as never before to create something truly personal, for yourself or a loved one. Lil Lockitz supplies you with gems, backgrounds and charms of your favorite things to float in a wearable collage that tells a story. Capture your favorite day, your favorite activity or even your favorite person! Put a smile on someones face with sugary treats that you wear. Just fill it with custom charms of cake, donuts, ice cream and more, lock it up when everything is in place and wear it as a necklace, bracelet or use the Keychain Clasp to make a clip-on! The set comes with everything you need to make 6 Lockitz! Includes 6 Locket Tops, 6 Locket Backs, 3 Necklaces, 2 Bracelets, 1 Keychain Clasp, 24 Charms, 18 Gems, 12 Backgrounds, Locket Crimper, Tweezers, Photo Stencil and Easy Instructions. Recommended for children 5 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: My favorite of all of the sets!\\n\\nReview: I brought these to a family pool party gathering over the summer. When the rain inevitably came, I was suddenly a camp counselor in charge of the craft room. Both boys and girls had a good time creating these lockets. From ages 10 to 4, they were happy for something to do while we waited out the storm.\\n\\nThe Sweets set was the big hit featuring tiny charms with not only cookies, cupcakes and other sweets, but kitchen appliances all very reminiscent of Kawaii faced items. You can get away with having boys create a few charms, but mostly this is geared squarely toward girls. Boys under 6 won't bat an eye.\\n\\nEssentially, these create lockets (like the popular work-from-home mom order catalog) but in a simpler, obviously plastic form. The kits contains lockets, cords for necklaces, ribbons for bracelets, ring for keychain plus stickers, charms and some glittery rhinestones. So here is how it goes: you put one of the bases in the 'locket locker', add a round paper background, add charms of your choice, some fancy glittery gems if you choose and then put the top on. Once done, you use the crimper, to officially click the locket closed. Truth be known, you can also do this by hand.\\n\\nWe found that maybe 1 out of every 4 lockets wouldn't stay closed (and remember, we had 4 sets). Not a great statistic, but I am not sure I expected these to be a great quality. I would stick to the plastic charms as to not risk losing something more valuable. I question the staying power once the initial lockets are made, if any of those kids would go back and make another. However, for a party or craft gathering, this is a great activity.\",\n \"Product: Hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit hot wheels a.I. Starter kit\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great set for racing kids and adults alike.\\n\\nReview: I have a 9 year old son and a 40 year old husband who are car enthusiasts. If it has a motor, they love it. If it has a remote, they are all in. So when given the chance to check out this new \\\"Intelligent Race System\\\", they were both eager to give it a go.\\n\\nWe have the original Anki set, which was cutting edge and super cool years ago (2 years, maybe?) So when we opened this, it is the direct comparison we went to. However, make no mistake this is a set for kids.\\n\\nPros:\\n*This is a BIG set. Impressive for a gift.\\n*Cars will stay on the track if you want them to\\n*Cars can also be driven off track which doubles the playtime\\n*Many different layouts can be done with track\\n*Batteries last longer than the rechargeable Anki Drive cars\\n*Comes with 2 cars\\n\\nCons:\\n*It is BIG and takes up a lot of space\\n*Batteries aren't rechargeable, so you'll need a bunch on hand if played with a lot\\n\\nThis is a great set for racing fanatics. The duality of being able to play on track or off is pretty cool. With so many track set ups to choose from, it has staying power. Just make sure you have the room for it.\",\n \"Product: The Secret Life of Pets Knot-A Pillow by ALEX Toys lets you create a 15in. square pillow of your favorite pet, Max! Just knot the edges, stuff the center and you'll create a bright blue pillow to stitch on the details of Max's face. Perfect for naps or to lay on when binge watching your favorite cartoons! Includes 2 square fleece pillow shapes, 5 colors of embroidery floss, 27 felt shapes, stuffing, 2 needles and instructions. Recommended for children 8 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Needs a little work.\\n\\nReview: I thought that my beginner sewer would enjoy a project with a final project that's useful. What I received was a kit that needed way too much help from me and a pillow that it 95% for show.\\n\\nYou sew the dog onto the pillow and then knot the sides. Easy, right? But the directions are too sparse, especially if you want your child to attempt this on their own. We ended up using some of our own supplies, more stuffing, extra glue, etc. The dog needs to be placed 'just so' and then sewn on. The sides are just knots in the fleece fringe.\\n\\nIts fine. I am not sure it is worth the money, but would make a fine gift for 1. someone who loves the movie and 2. someone who is a little more rafty than we are.\",\n \"Product: What if a solar flare has caused all the electronic video games in the world to short circuit? this inventive creativity kit presents children with the scenario of needing to create the greatest board game of all time. With the Spark Lab invention process and cool game components such as game board, sand timer, spinner, die, markers, stencils and stickers, create a family game night classic. Best of all, you get to make the rules! Make the game as difficult or as wacky as you want, game night will never be the same. Think it! Explore it! Sketch it! Create it! Try it! Tweak it! Sell it! This new line introduces kids to the process of invention, the same process used by real inventors. Develop 21st century skills such as critical thinking and creativity in a fun, open-ended way. Ask analytical questions like how will a player win, how many players can play the game at the same time? Do I want to create a game that takes 15 minutes to play or over an hour? Each Spark!Lab Smithsonian activity presents a unique obstacle to overcome. With the Scenario in front of them and the materials provided as points of inspiration, children use the Spark!Lab invention process to create their own unique solutions. Spark!Lab Smithsonian inventive creativity kits show children the invention process can be fun and exciting even when it is challenging. This product line inspires both analytical and creative thought to show children they can do anything they set their mind to. Spark!Lab Smithsonian inventive creativity kits are designed to provide children with the same hands-on experience at home as they would enjoy when visiting the Draper Spark!Lab at the Smithsonian National Museum of American history in Washington, D.C. Since 1976, the Creativity for Kids mission has been to provide children with experiences that stimulate and encourage their natural creativity. Our open-ended products offer fun-filled opportunities for children to create, learn, pretend, and explore. Ages 8+.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun for the super creative.\\n\\nReview: I have 2 kinds of kids, one that can make art out of trash and one that wants things to look like 'they are supposed to.\\\" This kit isn't for the latter.\\n\\nMy daughter had a great time gathering the pile of supplies, paper shapes, clay, scissors, wheels, pipe cleaners, googly eyes, etc and 'seeing' something that could be made out of it. She creates characters on paper often, though, so this wasn't far fetched. She sketched, gathered, compiled and put on finishing touches to some chicken/ dragon/ kitty thing. It was... um.... interesting.\\n\\nMy son is the 'make it look like the picture' child. He likes Legos with specific step by step instructions. This kit was frustrating for him not having a guidebook.\\n\\nMy kids are 13 (girl) and 9 (boy), and they had a nice afternoon hanging together and discovering this kit. My son mostly helped my daughter with her 'vision'. I can see this being exciting for kids who like open ended, non-structured play. But for all others, this kit wouldn't do it for them.\",\n \"Product: Touching and feeling -Recognizing and naming colors and symbols A game collection, to train the sense of touch and classifying abilities, for 2 - 4 players. Game Idea: Meow, is that my ear? - No, hee-haw, it`s mine! Whoever is the first to recognize, by touch, the right ears for their animals wins the game.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Stands the Test of Time and Age\\n\\nReview: Another fabulous game from Haba! It is a take on any other bingo style game, with a few twists.\\n\\nEar Tug consists of 9 heavy cardboard squares, each decorated with an animal with cut outs where the ears should be. There is a blue fabric bag that contains 21 wooden and colored shapes, that represent the ears.\\n\\nThe object is to pick a card (or 2 or 3 or 4 depending on the number of players). Each player puts their hand into the bag, which you cannot see through. You must pick out a shape and if it matches one of your cards, you place it on that card and play on. There are 3 blue pieces that cannot be used, just to keep things interesting. The person who wins is the one that fills their cards first.\\n\\nWe bought this 3 years ago for my now 6 year old. She and her brother, age 3, love to play this game together. There is no need for parental help, reading or counting. It is simply a your turn/ my turn type game.\\n\\nIt has held up and is quite durable. I recommend this!\",\n \"Product: Fly to the rescue with the fearless Dusty Crophopper! With this exciting Story Sets playset, kids can recreate the epic moment from Disney Planes: Fire & Rescue when Dusty must help rescue the guests trapped inside the Fusel Lodge. Use the launcher to send Dusty around the track and doing what he does best fighting wildfires! Theres a lookout location on the top of the building where Dusty can rest in between missions and see who needs help down below. Go round and round the Fusel Lodge until Dusty takes out all the flames! Once all the flames are out, release the trapped guests from inside the lodge. You did it! Kids can connect the launcher to the Air Attack Base and Wild Fire Set (sold separately) to enhance storytelling and rescue play. Includes Pontoon Dusty and 1 launcher. Ages 4 and up.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Centerpiece for Planes Fans!\\n\\nReview: The box alone had my son super excited. There are a lot of pieces and assembly wasn't simple enough for my 8 year old who typically assembles other toys of this kind (like the Cars sets). The pieces snap together, there are stickers to add, but there were a few on the flight path assembly that took me a few extra minutes to figure out.\\n\\nIt comes with a Dusty (note: NOT die cast but plastic.) Dusty attaches to the flight path and can be launched over the set. There are flames on one side that he \\\"puts out\\\" with two passes on the track. There is a place for cars, also 'blocked' by the flames.\\n\\nThis is a fun set but would be made much better with other vehicles. When paired with other smaller sets, more characters and tons of imagination, this is a great center piece to the story of Dusty and his stint as a Fire and Rescue Plane. Any fan of the movie will enjoy this set.\",\n \"Product: ALEX Toys Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sticker Mosaics lets you peel and stick 5 mosaic works of art! By matching shapes on the board with supplied stickers, a child can create a piece of art they're sure to be proud of. A fun and easy activity to introduce art to young children. Use 722 stickers to make 3 scenes with the turtles and their enemies (9.5in. x 9.5in.), a Shell raiser vehicle (9.75in. x 6.5in.) and a pizza with plenty of toppings (9.5in. round). Recommended for children 3 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good small activities all grouped in packets\\n\\nReview: These sheets were perfect for my daughter when she was younger. At 5, she didn't want to be bothered creating stuff where she had to think to much. It was ridiculous, but then when my neighbor's son was frustrated with crafty things, I thought about these again. We brought this over during a week of summer rainy days in order to pass some time.\\n\\nI find that at 4 years old, these are a group activity. And by group, I mean adult + kid. They come with some heavy cardboard \\\"patterns\\\". Each spot corresponds to a sticker on the enclosed sheet. I like to help peel the stickers off and let the kid go nuts with where they put them. You know, that's the creative part. If they are a tiny perfectionist, they will get a lot of satisfaction of making it look just like the diagram. Those that don't, well, it won't look great but they will have fun sticking things on.\\n\\nDid I mention how nice it is that each pattern is all complete in one packet? Magical! You can grab one and take to dinner, to a friend's house, or leave out for the babysitter.\",\n \"Product: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Window Sticker Art by ALEX Toys lets you make colorful stickers for your windows, mirrors and even drinking glasses! 50 designs based on Nickelodeons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to make and trace. Peel them up and stick them down again! Includes 6 bottles of bright sticker glue (0.67 oz.), 1 bottle of outliner glue (1.35 oz.), 2 clear plastic work sheets, 3 pattern sheets and easy instructions. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun but waiting is hard.\\n\\nReview: We cracked this set open during a 3 day span on rainy, summer days. I had 5 kids in my house during this time, ranging from 6 to 13.\\n\\nFirst thought, as written in a few other reviews, you need more clear sheets. Two isn't enough to do all the stickers we would have liked. I helped the younger kids with the tracing of the outline and they went crazy filling things in. The problem was the waiting and the lack of clear surfaces.\\n\\nBecause you only have 2 clear sheets, you can maybe have 2 kids work on one sheet at a time. But then, there is the waiting. THE WAITING. Outline. Wait. Color in. Wait. Then carefully peel off the plastic and be careful not to tear the stickers. Once you have that done, you have kind of a cool set of stickers. They are easily stuck, then peeled the stuck and peeled again.\\n\\nSo this was fun, but it took a good 2 days of limited activity then about an entire day of waiting for things to dry. So have patient kids, or at least ones that will still care after having to wait a good 8 hours for drying time.\",\n \"Product: ZOOB Galax-Z ZOOBodyssey blasts you off on a deep space adventure! Explore the heavens and do some intergalactic cruising with your rugged ZOOBodyssey! This 45 piece kit comes with 34 ZOOB Pieces, Gamma the ZOOBonaut and 10 ZOOB Galax-Z accessories. ZOOB's unique pieces let you create joints that rotate, axels that spin, and objects that move and articulate. With Endless building possibilities, you can follow the instructions, or use your imagination to orbit the moon your own way! You'll also get detailed picture instructions to build the Defender Station, Interstellar Searcher and Intergalactic Transforming Explorer. Includes 34 ZOOB pieces, figure, helmet, 2 lasers, 2 small wing blasters, 2 engine shells, turbo blaster, 2 engine turbines and instructions for multiple builds. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun for all ages, best when they play together!\\n\\nReview: My son enjoys these sets, as we have been fans of Zoob products for years now. These are interactive and can be as easy or complicated as the child would like to make it. Therefore, this is a great toy to bring out when there are little kids and big kids, like family functions.\\n\\nThis set centers around the space line of Zoobs. This particular toy can be made into various space vehicles. (It NOT, however, the Lunar Pathfinder that is in the main photo of this listing.) The set comes with all kinds of pieces one needs to make lots of vehicles from things with hands, wheels, rocket boosters, and a spaceman to pilot them.\\n\\nEasy for small hands to use and the rotating pieces make them tons more fun than other 'square' blocks.\",\n \"Product: ZOOB 15 Piece Sparkle Building Set contains clear, colorful and sparkly pieces that makes a fantastic starter-set or a great source for extra parts or color in a larger project. Sparkle pieces contain glitter and shine bright in light. Contains instructions to create a cel phone, a twirling top, a little critter and more (or you can make up your own). ZOOB is not like any other building set - the pieces include gears, axels and joints that snap, click, and pop together! With rotating, spinning and extendable parts you can actually design a toy to play with, instead of just building something to look at. Create monsters-or vehicles-or monsters that turn into vehicles! The possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good add-on for a bit of sparkle.\\n\\nReview: I am a fan of Zoobs from way back. We have the 125 piece bin as well as the Zoob Car Designer. Both have had staying power in our toy closet.\\n\\nThis set is very cool to add a bit on fancy to your robots, alien figures and homemade action figures. Much like original Zoob pieces, they are easy to use and simple to connect and move. They remind me of bones, the way they fit together like a ball and socket. But it also allows for a wide range of motion and endless building possibilities.\\n\\nThis is a small set of only 15 pieces. I recommend this as an add-on item to a larger set, rather than have this be the main set. (Psst. It is a better cost if you buy a larger set!)\",\n \"Product: Excavate and build your own glow-in-the-dark T-Rex skeleton. Unlock a long-buried time capsule with cool augmented reality play cards inside. Travel back to the Jurassic Age via the free dinocode app. Immerse yourself in endless imagination and fun! Make a video of the experience and send it to your friends via social media they will be amazed! This unique dino digging kit combines hands-on fun with virtual excitement. Contains 1 plaster block incorporating 1 container of dinosaur DNA fragments and 1 set of glow dinosaur skeleton parts, 1 set of specially designed digging tools, 1 brush, 2 AR play mats (each size: 42 x 42 cm), 1 piece of soft wax, and detailed instructions.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a quick play set.\\n\\nReview: We didn't know what to expect from this kit, but my kids are always game to test something out for fun. I have a 10 and 13 year old that aren't exactly 'into' hard work. So when this brick of a block fell into their laps, they were worried about how difficult it would be to crack out the bones. And it wasn't very easy, frankly.\\n\\nYou are given a pick axe, a chisel and a small brush (think cheapo watercolors paint brush). With those tools, you should be able to pound away little by little on a hard, plaster brick. Little by little really sums it up. It was surely slow going. Over a rainy weekend, it was worked on in shifts. It took 2 days of slowly picking away. At one point, we grabbed an old ice pick and that really broke it up quite a bit. We had to wash off the plastic pieces to remove all the dirt. Otherwise the pieces were too hard to connect together. Once together, it isn't the sturdiest model and won't stand up to much interaction.\\n\\nThe DNA comes in a little capsule and contains stickers to add to the fold out poster. After downloading the app, which worked fine on my iPhone 7, we scanned the poster and had a little fun with the AR function. The dino 'popped' up out of the mat and looked scary for a bit. We took some funny screen shots with both kids (sadly, I can't upload them here).\\n\\nIt is an ok set. Maybe a little too hard for the age range that would enjoy it the most and a little underwhelming for the age group that could physically do it.\",\n \"Product: Brandon T. Snider has authored numerous books for Little Brown featuring pop culture favorites such as the Transformers, Minions and My Little Pony. He has also written for and appeared on Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer. Brandon lives in New York City, where he's a member of the Writers Guild of America.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome gift for your MLP fanatic!\\n\\nReview: I have a 10 year old who is IN LOVE with MLP and all it's fables. She loves to read up on each character and know all she can know about the episodes. I was over the moon when I saw this was coming soon and now that it is here, I know she will be thrilled to receive it for her birthday.\\n\\nIt is smaller than I anticipated, measuring only 8.5 x 6 inches. It is more of a handbook than a picture book, which is great by me! The colorful part of the image is a shiny dust jacket. Under it is the brown, faux bejeweled antique-looking cover.\\n\\nThe pages are all glossy and colorful.\\n\\nContents:\\n*Introduction\\n*Why My Little Pony?\\n*My Little Ponies\\n*Cutie Mark Crusaders\\n*Fellow Equestrians and Animal Friends\\n*The Dark Side\\n*The Elements of Harmony\\n*The Magical World of Equestria\\n*An Interview with Lauren Faust\\n*Chronicles of Friendship\\n*The Musical Pony\\n*Friendship Fanatics\\n\\nThere are very cool things that a real fan will love: Pre-production artwork! An Introduction by Lauren Faust the creator of the series! A complete list of characters and scenery! Episode Guide! Song Lyrics and MORE!\\n\\nAll of this is sure to make any fan feel like a super fan in no time. Highly recommended for MLP fans and fanatics of all ages, shapes and sizes! (Photos of the book uploaded!)\",\n \"Product: A series of children's books written by Dav Pilkey (best known for his Captain Underpants books). In each book, Ricky Ricotta, a mouse, with the help of his mighty robot, saves the world from an evil villain.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great mix of story and comic!\\n\\nReview: From my 7 year old \\\"I love it. I love it. I love it! Its funny and its cool.\\\"\\n\\nThis is our first Captain Underpants book and I was expecting more of a comic book. However, this is a great mix of story and comics. There are interactive parts where I had to help him quickly flip the pages like a old flip book, to watch the action on them come to life. He enjoyed these parts.\\n\\nEvery page has a picture, most have words on the bottom and a picture on the top. So not like a typical frame by frame comic. The pictures are all in black and white. The pictures illustrate what is happening along in the story.\\n\\nMy son's favorite parts include the witty names like the math teacher, who's name is Miss Calculator and he also likes to think about his own principal being a super hero in underwear.\\n\\nHe says that it is not ashard to read as Magic Treehouse series. We will certainly pick up more in the future!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":173,"string":"173"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":164,"string":"164"}}},{"rowIdx":165,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1V0898YIRFAS3"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"WWE - Summerslam\". The summary of the review text is \"The Invasion Continues & Delivers\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This was during the time that the WWF was continuing it's Invasion angle. While not all fans will agree that this angle was handled right by the WWF, I don't think anyone can disagree that with the all talent involved during this angle, made these PPV cards fun to watch. That was the case here as this was one of the best SummerSlams of all time.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Lance Storm vs Edge. Edge was really breaking into his own in the singles division by this point in time while this match also continued the tease breakup of Edge & Christian. Lance Storm stated that this was his best match during his WWF run as this was just a great wrestling match with both men going back & forth exchanging move after move with Christian making a cameo appearance near the end.\n\nDudley Boyz & Test vs A.P.A. & Spike Dudley. This didn't last long but this was fun match to watch as everyone did a great job in holding their own with their brawling/wrestling style with two moments to look out for being Spike being thrown through a table & Shane McMahon delivering a sick chairshot to Bradshaw's head.\n\nWWF Light Heavyweight Champion Tajiri vs WCW Cruiserweight Champion X-Pac. The first unification match of the night as these two put on a great match by keeping the action at a fast paced throughout with the only request that I would have had is that this match could have been a little longer since the action was so fast that the match felt a little short.\n\nChris Jericho vs Rhyno w/Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. The storyline here was that Jericho had never defeated Rhyno while at the same time, continued to insult Stephanie for weeks. However, unlike Jericho's WM 18 match with Triple H, this match didn't revolve around Stephanie so this was a solid contest that did get slow at times but never lost it's momentum. One highlight here would be Rhyno goring Jericho in mid-air to the arena floor that was sick on impact.\n\nLadder Match: Hardcore Champion Jeff Hardy vs Rob Van Dam. This match didn't top their Invasion classic from the month prior but on it's own this was still something to watch as these two take some sick bumps like Jeff delivering a sun set flip into a powerbomb from the top of a ladder along with RVD using his offense to make his regular moves more impactful with the help of the ladder. There were a few botches for some of the stuff they were doing but this still delivered.\n\nSteel Cage Match: WCW Tag Team Champions The Undertaker & Kane vs WWF Tag Team Champions DDP & Kanyon. This match resembled exactly what this feud was all about & that was a complete squash as Taker & Kane just destroyed DDP & Kanyon with them only getting a few but not enough offense in before Taker & Kane let Kanyon go so they could double-team DDP for the win. It wasn't boring or horrible but that's all this match was a squash.\n\nWWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Kurt Angle. This was a lost classic encounter & their best match together that still stands out to this day as Austin was really aggressive throughout the match & just gave Angle a beating that eventually lead to Kurt being heavily busted open. They told a great story with Kurt just not giving up & eventually turning the tables on Austin to the point that Austin couldn't beat Kurt Angle no matter what he did to him. The ending was a jip with Austin getting DQed for attacking the referees but that didn't ruin the match as this was not only the best Austin/Angle encounter but the match of the night.\n\nWCW Champion Booker T vs The Rock. This didn't top the Austin/Angle match at all but it was still a great match between these two as they were actually working a much faster pace than they are accustomed to along with both men trying to use their finishing moves, which was actually the same move (Rock Bottom/Book End). With Shane McMahon getting involved from time to time that lead to the APA coming out to ringside with Bradshaw giving Shane a stiff clothesline from hell, this was a great main event that gave the fans what they wanted with The Rock returning & winning the WCW Title.\n\nDVD extras include interviews from Sunday Night Heat & the Austin Appreciation Night from the following RAW that lead to Kurt Angle giving the Alliance a \"milk-bath\" with a milk truck.\n\nOverall, this was one of the best events that occurred during the Invasion angle along with this being one of those SummerSlam cards that is solid from start to finish. Even though I felt Austin/Angle should have ended the show, that doesn't take away from an event that I highly recommend."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This was during the time that the WWF was continuing it's Invasion angle. While not all fans will agree that this angle was handled right by the WWF, I don't think anyone can disagree that with the all talent involved during this angle, made these PPV cards fun to watch. That was the case here as this was one of the best SummerSlams of all time.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Lance Storm vs Edge. Edge was really breaking into his own in the singles division by this point in time while this match also continued the tease breakup of Edge & Christian. Lance Storm stated that this was his best match during his WWF run as this was just a great wrestling match with both men going back & forth exchanging move after move with Christian making a cameo appearance near the end.\n\nDudley Boyz & Test vs A.P.A. & Spike Dudley. This didn't last long but this was fun match to watch as everyone did a great job in holding their own with their brawling/wrestling style with two moments to look out for being Spike being thrown through a table & Shane McMahon delivering a sick chairshot to Bradshaw's head.\n\nWWF Light Heavyweight Champion Tajiri vs WCW Cruiserweight Champion X-Pac. The first unification match of the night as these two put on a great match by keeping the action at a fast paced throughout with the only request that I would have had is that this match could have been a little longer since the action was so fast that the match felt a little short.\n\nChris Jericho vs Rhyno w/Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. The storyline here was that Jericho had never defeated Rhyno while at the same time, continued to insult Stephanie for weeks. However, unlike Jericho's WM 18 match with Triple H, this match didn't revolve around Stephanie so this was a solid contest that did get slow at times but never lost it's momentum. One highlight here would be Rhyno goring Jericho in mid-air to the arena floor that was sick on impact.\n\nLadder Match: Hardcore Champion Jeff Hardy vs Rob Van Dam. This match didn't top their Invasion classic from the month prior but on it's own this was still something to watch as these two take some sick bumps like Jeff delivering a sun set flip into a powerbomb from the top of a ladder along with RVD using his offense to make his regular moves more impactful with the help of the ladder. There were a few botches for some of the stuff they were doing but this still delivered.\n\nSteel Cage Match: WCW Tag Team Champions The Undertaker & Kane vs WWF Tag Team Champions DDP & Kanyon. This match resembled exactly what this feud was all about & that was a complete squash as Taker & Kane just destroyed DDP & Kanyon with them only getting a few but not enough offense in before Taker & Kane let Kanyon go so they could double-team DDP for the win. It wasn't boring or horrible but that's all this match was a squash.\n\nWWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Kurt Angle. This was a lost classic encounter & their best match together that still stands out to this day as Austin was really aggressive throughout the match & just gave Angle a beating that eventually lead to Kurt being heavily busted open. They told a great story with Kurt just not giving up & eventually turning the tables on Austin to the point that Austin couldn't beat Kurt Angle no matter what he did to him. The ending was a jip with Austin getting DQed for attacking the referees but that didn't ruin the match as this was not only the best Austin/Angle encounter but the match of the night.\n\nWCW Champion Booker T vs The Rock. This didn't top the Austin/Angle match at all but it was still a great match between these two as they were actually working a much faster pace than they are accustomed to along with both men trying to use their finishing moves, which was actually the same move (Rock Bottom/Book End). With Shane McMahon getting involved from time to time that lead to the APA coming out to ringside with Bradshaw giving Shane a stiff clothesline from hell, this was a great main event that gave the fans what they wanted with The Rock returning & winning the WCW Title.\n\nDVD extras include interviews from Sunday Night Heat & the Austin Appreciation Night from the following RAW that lead to Kurt Angle giving the Alliance a \"milk-bath\" with a milk truck.\n\nOverall, this was one of the best events that occurred during the Invasion angle along with this being one of those SummerSlam cards that is solid from start to finish. Even though I felt Austin/Angle should have ended the show, that doesn't take away from an event that I highly recommend."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Rampage '97 contains all the matches from the October 5th, 1997 In Your House Pay Per View Event from St. Louis, MO. Includes the Badd Blood Intercontinental Title Tournament.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: The First Hell In A Cell\n\nReview: Once again, thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to check out an old WWF PPV entitled In Your House: Bad Blood '97. Now a couple of things should be noted in that this was the event that would debut a match that had never been seen before & would become a stable for the WWE for many years including naming it as one of their PPV events, this was also the last event where the \"In Your House\" moniker was used as the head title while the names started to stand out above that name in the future & unfortunately, this event was held the day that Brian Pillman had passed away taking out his match with Dude Love from the card & adding two bonus matches such as a midget match & a 8 man tag match between Los Boricuas vs D.O.A. However since I saw the WWE Classics On Demand version, those two matches weren't shown on the broadcast.\n\nThe Legion Of Doom vs The Nation Of Domination. It should be mentioned that the team consisting of the Nation was D'Lo Brown, Kama Mustafa & the recently turned Rocky Maivia who would later be known as The Rock. This was scheduled to be a six man tag with Ken Shamrock teaming up with Hawk & Animal but due to injury, Shamrock was taken off the card & LOD decided to take this handicap challenge. LOD started off great by using their power & even resorting to some fast paced offense including doing a series of dropkicks before The Rock took advantage of the number's gain. From there, each member of the Nation kept control by working over Animal with a series of moves including D'Lo's frogsplash before the tide turn with Hawk's run-in but with the appearance of another Nation member, the odds were too much for the LOD.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions The Headbangers vs The Godwinns. The Headbangers were on a role at this point after winning the titles at Ground Zero while it should be mentioned that Sunny did the ring-announcing for this match. This wasn't much when it came to tag team action as the match was just adull but average at best but past that, nothing memorable.\n\nIntercontinental Championship: Owen Hart vs Faarooq. This was the finals of the Intercontinental Title tournament due to the former champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin forfeiting the title due to injury. Before the match got underway, Stone Cold Steve Austin made his way to the ring to provide his own taste on color commentary to all three announce teams before providing his own taste on the timekeeper's position. Austin was the vocal point of this match as the match itself was again average but the bigger story was how Austin's role played a factor in the outcome that even left the winner in shocked.\n\nFlag Match: Bret Hart & British Bulldog vs The Patriot & Vader. Before I begin, check out the pre-match promo between Vader & Patriot as Vader forgot this was a \"PG\" show (well for the nineties anyways). This was scheduled to be a \"capture the flag\" style match but due to the injuries of everyone involved, it was also added the match could end by pinfall or submission. This started off wild with all four men brawling on the outside, on the announce tables & even using the Canadian & American flags before settling in the ring. Vader had the power advantage as it usually took the offense of both Bret & Bulldog get the advantage on the big man. Bret worked on both men's legs to take away the chance of either Patriot & Vader getting the flag before all hell broke loose again allowing Bret to stay one step ahead of the American team. Even though it's clear that I am no fan of The Patriot, this was the best match that he was in during his WWF run as the match was more of a brawl which hid his obvious weakness while everyone else held their own.\n\nHell In A Cell: The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels. Due to how out of control their previous match at Ground Zero was, this lead to the rematch with both men becoming innovators in their own right with the caged structure known as \"Hell In A Cell\". The Cell structure was unique for it's time as the cage covered the outside area with a roof on top of it meaning that prevented any interference. Based on how this feud was built, Undertaker started off aggressive by using his power & even the Cell various times while Michaels kept trying to stay away from Taker before breaking Taker's momentum with one mistake. From there, HBK dished out his own share of punishment by using his high-flying style along with using the Cell as a launching pad for moves like a torpedo through the ropes & an elbow drop on the floor. The steel steps came into effect along with a chair that also featured one spot where HBK delivered a piledriver on the steps that you could just see & hear the impact along with Michaels taking out a cameraman in the process. Taker was able to regain momentum with both men exiting the cage that lead to various moments such as HBK being a bloody mess, both men fighting on top of the cell, HBK taking a fall from the side of the Cell that would be topped by Mankind's fall a year later before getting back in the ring where HBK faced \"poetic justice\" from what happened at SummerSlam. However, it was at this moment where we saw the debut of a superstar from Taker's past that Paul Bearer had promised for months that lead to a result nobody saw coming. Even though there have been many HIAC matches since, this one has stood out to me as far as in-ring work & psychology to the point where Taker considers this to be his favorite match of his career...despite coming out on the losing end.\n\nOverall, this was a one match show which was the Hell In A Cell match as the rest of the card was mostly average with the main event standing above everything else but this match has been released throughout various DVD sets (including Taker & Shawn's sets & not counting the HIAC DVD itself) so this isn't worth going out of your way to see unless you find this online or really cheap.","Product: Used VHS tape with sleeve.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best No Way Out In WWF History\n\nReview: An old vhs tape that I found in my collection which was the 2001 edition of No Way Out. Most of the feuds here continued on the road to WrestleMania X7 but this event offers so much more. Stone Cold Steve Austin & Triple H would finally have the chance to settle their feud once & for all while The Rock has set his sights on dethroning Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship.\n\nHardcore Champion Raven vs The Big Show. Before the match got underway, there was this \"ninja\" woman that actually attempted to attack the Big Show before he got to the ring until Raven came from behind with a trash can. From there, Show just dominated Raven before the 24/7 rule of the hardcore title was used to full potential with moments like Billy Gunn coming out & winning the title before Raven won it back, Crash dressed up as a popcorn vender before getting taken out, Hardcore Holly & Steve Blackman double-teaming Show & the sick chokeslam onto the trash can on Raven.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero vs X-Pac. The storyline here was that Jericho was going to be the target of this match as Jericho had taken out Eddie & X-Pac with injuries over the past few months while Jericho also took the title from Benoit at the last PPV along with the fact that Benoit & Guerrero promised to work together. This was just non-stop action from the opening bell with each man getting a chance to shine including moments where Benoit & Guerrero were conflicted with helping each other & trying to win the match until it was one mistake that allowed Jericho to \"sneak out the back door\" as Jim Ross put it.\n\nStephanie McMahon-Helmsley vs Trish Stratus. After months of these two divas being at each other's throats, they finally clashed here with the added comedy of Vince McMahon wanting Commissioner Regal to do the right thing...even though he had no clue what that meant. This was a better match than anybody expected as it never got dull & boring & there was enough to keep you entertained whether it was comedy, catfighting or even both divas doing some impressive moves in the ring. The ending came with William Regal doing what he felt was the right thing to do.\n\n3 Stages Of Hell: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Triple H. The first fall would be a Singles match, the second fall would be a Street Fight while the third fall would be contested in a Steel Cage. The build-up was really something coming into this match as it was build as the final encounter between these two. This was the match of the year of 2001 as voted by fans as these two just beat the hell out of each other to the point where they left the viewer exhausted. No words can do this match any justice as the carnage just speaks for itself & without question the best Austin/HHH match.\n\nSteven Richards vs Jerry Lawler. Tazz joined Jim Ross at the announce position for this match & the rest of the night. This match had two stipulations with The Kat being involved as if Steven won, The Kat would have to join the Right To Censor while if Lawler won, the Kat would be allowed to get naked. This was just an average match with karma playing a factor against The King but for those keeping track, the result of this match was due to Lawler quitting the WWF at the time due to Kat being fired.\n\nTables Match: WWF Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz vs Edge & Christian vs The Undertaker & Kane. The beginning of this match pretty much summoned up what this match was going to be like as Taker & Kane were the dominate monsters as they threw the Dudleys off the stage from the opening bell & set their sights on getting revenge on Edge & Christian before the Dudleys came back with some vicious chairshots. Along with cameos from Rikishi & Haku, this was a pretty good match to watch for what it was.\n\nWWF Champion Kurt Angle vs The Rock. Kurt came into this match with a much more aggressive attitude than we have seen before while this was one of the rare times that we have seen The Rock use his whole wrestling library to combat with Angle. There was a brief moment where the Big Show came out & chokeslammed everyone in the ring including the referee but if you saw the build-up to this match, you would see why. With moments like Kurt being too aggressive to the point where he couldn't control his language & if you look closely near the finish, there is a botch count by Earl Hebner, this was a great main event & easily one of the Rock's best \"wrestling\" matches in his career.\n\nIn the end, this event delivered more than anyone else had planned on & really got fans pumped up for WrestleMania so this is an event that I recommend going out of your way to get as this was truly one of the best events of 2001...& worth the VHS price.","Product: WWF's annual event took place on August 27, 2000, and, as always, SummerSlam packed as much action and drama as is humanly possible into its three hour running time. The matches included: Right to Censor vs. Rikishi and Too Cool, Road Dogg vs. X-Pac, Mixed Tag Team Intercontinental Title Match - Chyna & Eddie Guerrero vs. Val & Trish Stratus, Taazz vs. Jerry \"The King\" Lawler, Steve Blackman vs. Shane McMahon, Best two out of three falls - Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho, Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match for the Tag Team Championship - Edge & Christian vs. Hardy Boyz & Dudley Boyz, Stink Face Match - The Kat, with Al Snow, vs. Terri, with Perry Saturn, Undertaker vs. Kane, and the Triple Threat Match for the World Wrestling Federation Championship - Kurt Angle vs. The Rock vs. Triple H.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Great PPV From 2000\n\nReview: Even though there were a few things here & there that may not sit to well with certain fans, this was one of the better events from 2000 that the WWF actually put out & was a worthy edition of the biggest event of the summer.\n\nRikishi & Too Cool vs Right To Censor. This was a good opener as the crowd was really into the fact that the RTC members were getting beat up with an interesting fact that one of the girls that came out with Rikishi & Too Cool was actually the future Women's Champion Victoria.\n\nX-Pac vs Road Dogg. This was the match that was there to kill the whole DX storyline but this was just a decent match for what it was & nothing more.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Val Venis & Trish Stratus vs Eddie Guerrero & Chyna. This was a solid match as Guerrero & Venis always worked very well with each other just like they did at King of the Ring earlier in the year while Chyna held her own in the ring but Trish was limited at this point since this was the time before she became an active competitor.\n\nJerry Lawler vs Tazz. It's shocking to think that Tazz went from ending Kurt Angle's undefeated streak to now feuding with the King & Jim Ross. Anyways, this was entertaining for what it was as Tazz was just yelling at Jim Ross throughout the match with Lawler getting some offense in before Jim Ross got off his announce table to hit Tazz in the head with his jar of candy.\n\nHardcore Champion Shane McMahon vs Steve Blackman. This wasn't on the level of Shane's classic matches with Test or Kurt Angle as he was mostly running away from Blackman & taking a beating with trash cans, kendo sticks & even a leather belt before Test & Albert came out to assist Shane in attacking Blackman. The real highlight of this match was when Shane took a fall backwards off the SummerSlam platform that really needs to be seen to be believed.\n\nTwo out of Three Falls: Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit. This was a great technical match but then again, when did these two ever have a bad match against one another? This isn't on the level of their previous & future encounters in the WWF but these two still put on a great performance here in another high quality match.\n\nTLC Match: WWF Tag Team Champions Edge & Christian vs Dudley Boyz vs Hardy Boyz. This was the match that stole the show & the match that topped their previous WrestleMania encounter. Moment's include Jeff flying off a ladder onto another ladder with the leg of the ladder hitting Matt in the face, Hardyz going for \"poetry in motion\" but Jeff getting a ladder thrown into his face, Christian taking the Bubba bomb off the top of the ladder, the uses of tables like the 3D to Christian & Jeff going for a Swanton off the ladder but only getting the table, Lita getting involved & taking a sick spear on the floor by Edge, Bubba taking the \"ride to hell\" from the top of the ladder through four tables & Jeff & D-Von fighting from the belt hooks before Edge & Christian took advantage of the situation to retain their titles.\n\nThong Stinkface Match: The Kat vs Terri. This was the T/A segment of the night & nothing more pass that.\n\nThe Undertaker vs Kane. Just a brawl between both men with Taker going after Kane's mask to the point where he ripped a part of it in order to bust him open with the steel steps & eventually ripping the mask off of Kane's face that lead to Kane running away from the match. It wasn't close to their best encounter but I thought it was better than their WrestleMania XX match.\n\nWWF Champion The Rock vs Triple H vs Kurt Angle. Angle & Triple H wasted no time as they got into a brawl before The Rock even came out to start the match that lead to the infamous footage of the announce table spot being botched to the point where Angle suffered a legit concussion. From there, Rock & Triple H did their best & delivered the best match possible until Kurt was able to get back into the action during the last 5 minutes along with Stephanie McMahon. This was an unusual but very entertaining main event that did it's job in pushing the HHH/Angle/Stephanie feud.\n\nDVD extras include the SummerSlam promo along with the making of that commercial, the WWF superstars going to a baseball game & the television ad for the main event.\n\nOverall, this was one of the best events from 2000 as most of the matches here where solid to enjoyable with the main highlight sticking out being the TLC match as that was one of the best matches of the year so I recommend this event.","Product: There was definitely a problem in Houston on the night of April 1, 2001. Wrestlemania X-Seven invaded the Reliant Astrodome. This video is packed with a lot of blood, sweat, tears and laughs. 11 total matches, including the Gimmick Battle Royal! Approx. 4 hours\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best WrestleMania Ever\n\nReview: WrestleMania X-7 was a special and historic night as this was perhaps the most unique event of its time. This was the first PPV event in which the WWF was the sole company left in town as WCW & ECW had gone out of business prior to the event, this was the first WrestleMania since IX that didn't have Jerry Lawler doing commentary as he had quit the company weeks prior while this marked the WrestleMania debut of former ECW founder, Paul Heyman. Amongst other things, this was the event that was the Apex of the Attitude Era.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Chris Jericho vs William Regal. This match was build-up from when Regal was assigned the Commissioner with each man trying to one-up the other when it came to insults including a hilarious segment involving Jericho & Regal's \"tea\". Early in the week, Regal had injured Jericho's shoulder so the story was that Jericho had to end the match early to have a chance which showed as Jericho was on the offense right away while delivering a reverse elbow from the top rope & a crossbody to the floor that tweaked the shoulder. Regal was able to work on the shoulder with an arm ringer & a shoulder takedown with Jericho feeling the effects to the point where he couldn't apply the Walls & hurt his shoulder while doing his Lionsault. This was a great opening match as they worked the story well regarding Jericho's shoulder while credit to Regal for taking some stiff chops during the match that caused his chest to be bleeding.\n\nAcolytes & Tazz vs Right To Censor. Before the match, we got a glimpse of Bradshaw's \"JBL\" character on the mic while trying to fire up his team for this match. The backstory was that Jerry Lawler & the APA had their issues with the RTC but with Lawler quiting, Tazz was the other commentator that the RTC targeted. This started off as a brawl on the isle with even Jacqueline taking care of Stevie Richards in the ring. Once the match settled, RTC regained some offense by isolating Tazz from his teammates including whip Tazz so hard into the ropes he fell into them & knocked himself out for a bit before building the hot tag to Bradshaw. This match didn't go too long but it was a fun match for the time given while also showcasing Bradshaw & Jacqueline as the Texas natives.\n\nHardcore Champion Raven vs Kane vs Big Show. You could sense the direction this match was going to go once Raven came out & brought a series of weapons only to attack Kane at the start before Big Show even made his way into the ring leading to a scenario where Kane through Raven out of the ring onto Big Show only to deliver a clothesline from the top rope to the outside. From there, they went into the crowd with Kane & Show brawling amongst themselves with Raven just trying to escape before coming back with a metal sign. This got crazy from there with moments such as Kane throwing Raven through a glass window, Show throwing Kane through a door, Kane & Show battling through walls, Show & Raven crashing in a mini cart before Kane would join his own mini cart & referee almost running over Raven's leg, the Snapple concession stand being destroyed and Show & Raven being knocked off the WM stage with Kane taking advantage with a dive from the stage to win the title. Just a very entertaining & at times brutal match.\n\nWWF European Champion Test vs Eddie Guerrero. Before the match, Saturn was at ringside wearing this funny hat that Jim Ross just couldn't take his eyes off. Test was using his power early on by throwing Guerrero around the ring with a series of slams before Eddie was able to take advantage of Test's mistake of getting caught in between the ropes with Saturn getting in some shots for measure. Eddie's strategy was to beat Test down whether it came to working over his knee or using wearing down holds like a sleeper before Test regained control with a series of powerbombs. However other allies of Eddie Guerrero had Test take his eyes off of Eddie allowing Eddie to do what he does best in \"Lying, cheating & stealing\". This was an average match as these two had a tough time clicking together at times during the match.\n\nKurt Angle vs Chris Benoit. Without including the UK Insurrextion PPV in 2000, this was their first high profile match but before the match, check out Kurt Angle's promo regarding the state of Texas. Angle got the takedown rightaway in the match with both men doing some amateur wrestling to start things off only to lead with a series of stalemates that even got the crowd to pop which was rare for it's time. Benoit started to get the better of mat-wrestling that allowed Angle to throw the first punch & taking the match to the outside, sending Benoit into the steps & the announce table. Both men traded momentum with a various suplexes & even attempting to apply their submission holds with each man finding a counter for each of their holds to the point where Benoit used the anklelock & Angle used the crossface. It took a cheap tactic that Paul Heyman referred to \"as using leverage\" for a winner to be declared but the important thing was that this was the beginning of what would be a classic rivalry based on in-ring wrestling alone as this was a wrestling clinic that left both men looking stronger than they did going in.\n\nWWF Women's Champion Ivory vs Chyna. This was the rematch to their Royal Rumble match earlier in the year & the culmination to the months long feud between Chyna & the Right To Censor with the added stipulations being if Chyna was hurt, then there would be no legal recourse while the RTC was banned from ringside. Ivory was able to use the belt early & attempted to pound Chyna down. From there, Chyna dominated & squashed Ivory to the point where Chyna had the match won but picked Ivory up to deliver one final blow. This was the only flop of the night due to it being a squash but it really played out the way everyone was expecting.\n\nStreet Fight w/Special Referee Mick Foley: Shane McMahon vs Vince McMahon. This had a ton of side stories as the build up was Shane had bought WCW from under his father the previous week on RAW while on the same night, Mick Foley returned to announce that he was gonna referee this match despite the fact that Vince had fired Foley as Commissioner several months. Along with that during the time, Vince had divorced his wife Linda, placed her in a comatose state while having Trish as his mistress & Stephanie being in Vince's corner. Vince started the match aggressively by beating Shane down including one shot that caused a swelling on Shane's. Shane returned the favor with the use of a sign, kendo stick & a monitor before attempting to put Vince through the announce table till Stephanie making the save for Vince leading Shane to \"Crash & burn\". This match got completely out of control with the twist & turns in the angle with Trish coming out with Linda in a wheelchair only to show her true colors leading to a catfight with Trish, Vince taking out Foley with a chair before placing Linda in the ring to watch him beat down Shane with trash cans. However, it was that moment where Linda did something that not only shocked Vince but would hurt every man watching before Foley got some revenge allowing Shane to finish things off in an \"Extreme\" way. This match was tons better than it had any right to be as it played to everyone's strength in sports entertainment.\n\nTLC II: WWF Tag Team Champions Dudley Boyz vs Hardy Boyz vs Edge & Christian. Just based on the quality of matches that these three teams had during this time, you knew you can expect these three teams to steal the show. The Dudleys & Hardys singled out Edge & Christian early on before going after each other. From there, this was a highlight reel of a match with various moments occurring such as Edge & Christian doing something to Matt Hardy that had every man screaming, Jeff taking a double drop-toe hold onto a chair, Bubba putting Jeff through Edge through a table, all three teams fighting on individual ladders with Christian taking the worst of fall, the outside parties in Rhyno, Spike Dudley & Lita getting involved such as Spike putting Christian through a table, Rhyno goring everyone in sight including Matt Hardy through a table, Lita knocking Edge off the ladder & hitting Spike with a chair before paying for it in the end, Jeff delivering a Swanton from the largest ladder in the match onto Spike & Rhyno through tables, Matt & Bubba taking the high fall through the double stacked tables & the moment that everyone remembers most about this match in Edge spearing Jeff Hardy (who was hanging onto the belt hooks) off a twenty foot ladder. This lived up to the reputation that these teams established in this match.\n\nGimmick Battle Royal. Bobby Heenan & Mean Gene Okerlund returned to the WWF for the first time since '93 to do commentary for this match. The battle royal itself was pretty quick as the highlights were just seeing all the names from the past but the most entertaining parts of this one was Bobby & Gene having fun in their commentary such as making fun of the wrestlers,remembering Gene's encounter with the Gookleygooker, Heenan's remark towards Iron Sheik \"It will be WrestleMania 28 by the time he gets to the ring\", and the fun they were having when the Bushwackers licked Gene's hair (\"What You Got Left...Both Of Them\") & that's even including who they were picking to win. This was just good old entertainment all the way through.\n\nThe Undertaker vs Triple H. This was their first big PPV match between these two that stemmed from Triple H claiming that he had defeated every big name in the company except one man in the Undertaker. However this one got personal in the coming weeks such as Taker being arrested, Triple H busting Taker open with a sledgehammer & even going as far as destroying Taker's bike. Taker went right after Triple H to the point where the Spanish announce table once again was destroyed. Triple H was able to regain offense by countering Taker's \"Old School\" before getting so frustrated that he ended up getting a sledgehammer. This one took a huge turn once the referee went down as both men continued the brawl into the crowd & onto the electrical equipment stand with moments such as Triple H beating the hell out of Taker with a chair & Taker chokeslamming Triple H off the stand onto the floor while taking the EMTs in the process. Once it settled back in the ring, the sledgehammer became a factor resulting in Taker getting busted open again but soon after sending Triple H onto his \"Last Ride\". Jim Ross quoted this match better than I can in saying \"What a hell of match\" & it was.\n\nWWF Champion The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin. We ended up getting a surprise in the opening announcement in that this match was going to be held under No Disqualifications. Austin came out to a hero's pop in his homestate of Texas while this was a foreshadowing for The Rock in the reaction he received here (and later on in the next WM). Austin jumped the match right from the get-go during Rock's entrance with both men even attempting their finishing moves before taking the action to the outside. They brawled around ringside, onto the announce table (which eventually did give), into the crowd & into the timekeepers table that resulted in Austin using the ringbell to his advantage in busting Rock open. Austin focused on the cut with various kicks & punches and even used his leg braces before losing his temper one too many times along Rock regain momentum & in the process, return the favor in busting Austin open with the ring bell. The intensity really started to pick up here as both men starting pulling out all the stops here including trading sharpshooters, stealing the other's finishing moves & false finishes left and right while also using the remains of the announce table such as the monitors. However the big story here was the appearance of Vince McMahon in doing something that not only shocked Rock but shocked the entire wrestling world as it was revealed that Austin & McMahon were joining forces with Austin just going absolutely crazy with his series of chair shots onto Rock. Jim Ross described this match on commentary as \"Off The Page Intense\" & he was right as this was the best Rock/Austin encounter based off the intensity & work alone with an ending that truly ended the Attitude Era.\n\nDVD extras include bonus footage from RAW the next night, footage from WWF Fan Axxess & a bonus match from Sunday Night Head along with interviews as well.\n\nWrestleMania is usually the biggest event of the year but this particular one stood out as the best of them all not only based off the fact that it ended an era but also the fact this event had just about everything from wrestling, brawling, entertainment, drama etc as this is one that I highly recommend needs to be in your collection.","Product: No Mercy (2001) was the fourth No Mercy professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by the World Wrestling Federation. It was presented by Subway and took place on October 21, 2001 at the Savvis Center in St. Louis, Missouri.\n\nThe main event was a Triple Threat No Disqualification matcha match involving three competitors against each other and it would be decided only through pinfall or submission. The match was contested for the WWF Championship. Stone Cold Steve Austin defended the title against Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam. Austin pinned RVD after a Stone Cold Stunner to retain the title.\n\nThe undercard featured The Rock versus Chris Jericho for the WCW Championship, The Undertaker versus Booker T, Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) versus Big Show and Tajiri for the WWF Tag Team Championship, Christian versus Edge in a Ladder match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, Torrie Wilson versus Stacy Keibler in a Lingerie match, Test versus Kane and Hardy Boyz (Matt and Jeff) versus Lance Storm and The Hurricane for the WCW Tag Team Championship.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best No Mercy Event\n\nReview: This event continued the WWF's hot streak of PPV events in 2001 while at the same time the Invasion angle was starting to pick up to an eventual conclusion. The main feud here was between Alliance Leader & WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin against Kurt Angle but this time, the most popular member of the Alliance Rob Van Dam was added into the equation. Also, WWF superstars were at each other's throats for the WCW Championship as Chris Jericho attempted to win the \"big one\" against The Rock.\n\nWCW Tag Team Champions Hardy Boyz vs The Hurricane & Lance Storm. This was an exciting opener as everyone put on a great performance with Storm & Hurricane actually working well as a team with Lita, Ivory & Molly all getting involved in this match at one point or another.\n\nKane vs Test. This was during Test's best run of his career as this was a good \"big man vs big man\" contest with Nick Patrick getting involved with his biased officiating that became a factor in the match but pay close attention to the aftermath to show that this type of officiationg doesn't always go unpunished.\n\nLingerie Match: Torrie Wilson vs Stacy Keibler. This was the obvious T&A segment of the night. Nothing more past that.\n\nLadder Match: Intercontinental Champion Christian vs Edge. This wasn't the best ladder match that they have done but it was still a strong showing between both men as they each dished out & took some sick bumps here with moments like Christian's reverse DDT off the ladder, Edge's \"edge-o-matic\" from the top of the ladder, Christian taking a fall that would have most men cringe & the loudest & highest \"con-chair-to\" that I have ever seen.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions Dudley Boyz vs Tajiri & Big Show. Due to Spike being injured at the hands of the Dudleyz, Tajiri was the replacement in what was a good & watchable tag team match but nothing really memorable past that.\n\nThe Undertaker vs Booker T. After the feud with DDP, Taker needed a strong performance & he got that here against Booker T as these two actually had a very good match with both men brawling & Taker working on Booker's shoulder with various submission holds at one point.\n\nWCW Champion The Rock vs Chris Jericho. This was their first & in my opinion their best match together. Awesome wrestling match here as Jericho shows that he was main event material that we fans have bragged about while Rock showed the more serious wrestling side that he doesn't show all that much with the crowd actually being split right down the middle as both men were actually faces during this time. With a sick table spot & a cameo from Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, this was the match that stole the show as Jericho finally won the \"Big One\" in the end.\n\nWWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Kurt Angle vs Rob Van Dam. A great main event as all three men worked well together with their different styles all coming into play as Austin was the physical brawler, Angle was the technical wrestler while RVD had the most unorthodox style. The bigger story was the appearance of Vince McMahon & \"who he really was cheering for\" that even brought out Shane McMahon that lead to a hilarious moment on the announce table.\n\nIn the end, this was the best edition of the No Mercy series as there was really not a bad match on the card & the main events certainly delivered along with a great ladder match. Overall, this event is worth going out of your way to see for the wrestling quality.","Product: Can Brock Retain His Title Against The Olypic Gold Medalist Anda 500 Pound Giant? Can The Undertaker Beat Some Respect Intothe Arrogant Youngster John Cena? One-Legged Zack Gowen Isliving His Dream As A Wwe Superstar, But Will Mr. Mcmahonshatter His Dreams?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WWE's Best PPV Of 2005\n\nReview: That's right, this was the best PPV that the WWE had produced in 2005. This was one of those events that was stacked from top to bottom & even the weakest match on the card was watchable making this a quality show to the point that you would think that this was WrestleMania instead of just another PPV event.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Carlito vs Shelton Benjamin. Great opening contest & one of Carlito's best \"wrestling\" matches as he was able to hold his own & showcase his ability instead of being a comedy act while we all know that Benjamin rarely disappoints in the ring to the point that it makes you wonder why WWE doesn't push him enough.\n\nVictoria vs Christy Hemme. This was the weakest match on the card as it was more watchable than Christy's WrestleMania match with Trish but nothing special came from it.\n\nKane vs Edge w/Lita. It's interesting to point out that in real life, Lita left Matt Hardy for Edge where in this storyline, Kane was the one who replaced Hardy. Anyways, this was a much better match that anyone anticipated & it even tops their previous encounters as both men brought a strong effort here along with a cameo appearance from Snitsky with Lita being quite the sight to look at.\n\nShawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle. This WrestleMania rematch was just sort of thrown together at the last minute but that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing (Thanks, DDP). This didn't top their WrestleMania encounter but these two put on an awesome performance with the story being that Kurt was more dominate here than their first match that allowed HBK to fight from behind more than he is used to doing.\n\nWWE Champion John Cena vs Christian vs Chris Jericho. Awesome match between these three as we all know that you can never go wrong with Jericho & Christian being involved in the same match while Cena surprised everyone by actually holding his own along with the usual non stop action that you would expect in this type of match & Tomko getting involved from time to time.\n\nHell In A Cell: World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs Triple H. Their third, last & best encounter as these two beat the living hell out of each other to the point that both men were heavily busted open & used various weapons like barbed wire steel chairs steel chains, steel steps, & sledgehammers. Batista gets his third straight PPV victory over Triple H as well as one of the best matches of his whole career.\n\nDVD extras include the Vengeance Press Conference, an interview with Lillian Garcia, Triple H getting a well-deserved standing ovation after the match along with a shocking Hell In A Cell post match footage, an aftermath that involved Jericho, Tomko & Christian that lead to Eric Bischoff making the main event for the next night on RAW, which is a bonus match on the set & that match is Jericho, Christian & Tomko against John Cena, Shawn Michaels & Hulk Hogan.\n\nOverall, this was the WWE's best event of 2005 along with this being the second best DVD (behind WrestleMania) of the year to get because not only do you get a quality show but the DVD is stacked with extras making this DVD worthing going out of your way to get.","Product: Studio: Genius Products Inc Release Date: 06/28/2005\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Return Of ECW\n\nReview: After the success of the \"Rise And Fall Of ECW\" & by popular demand, ECW gets one night to showcase why it is a promotion that is truely missed by all wrestling fans around the world. The result was one of the best PPVs of 2005.\n\nAt the start of the show, Joey Styles made his introduction & by the look on his face, was very emotional & happy to be there. From there, we found out that his co-commentator for the night would be none other than hardcore legend, Mick Foley.\n\nChris Jericho vs Lance Storm w/Dawn Marie. This was Lance Storm's retirement match while Jericho came out in his original \"Lionheart\" gimmick while it was always great to see Dawn at ringside. Great opener with non-stop action between these two as they had the best pure \"wrestling\" match of the night with an ending that lead to the reunion of the Impact Players.\n\nECW Remembers. A video package acknowleding those who had passed away featuring Rocco Rock, Pitbull #2, Chris Candido, Terry Gordy & others.\n\nSuper Crazy vs Tajiri vs Little Guido. If you know your ECW history, you know that anytime that these three have a chance to battle, you are in for a quality match & this was no exception. One thing to point out, it was nice to see all of the member of the F.B.I. along with Sinister Minister & Mikey Whipwreck returning with Tajiri. Anyways, a great match between these three with one moment to look out for being the awesome balcony spots that really shows how insane Super Crazy really is.\n\nRey Mysterio vs Psichosis. Before I begin, I want to mention that Psichosis came out with his mask on but then took it off which lead to some chants demanding for him to put his mask back on. This match didn't come close to their previous ECW matches but this was a nice match to watch considering that it appeared that Mysterio was injured during this match with highlights being Psichosis dropping a leg drop from the top rope while Mysterio was hanging on the railing & the crowd booing Mysterio for doing his WWE finisher.\n\nThis was the time where the SmackDown invaders lead by Kurt Angle & J.B.L. arrived & not only beat up Joel Gertner but also got an expected negative reaction. From there, it lead to Rob Van Dam returning with Bill Alfonso to deliver a shoot promo about the idea of One Night Stand, how he would rather being competing at ONS than WrestleMania, how he was booked in WWE along with Fonzie saying how long RVD was the Television Champion...which lead to Rhyno attacking RVD that lead to...\n\nSabu vs Rhyno...this match as this was the best performance that I have seen from Rhyno in a long time as he resembled his old ECW self while Sabu deserves much respect from being injured from his Barbed Wire Match the week before & not letting it affect his performance. With cameos from RVD & Fonzie along with the usual chair & table spots that you get in a Sabu match, this match really delivered & was a nice retro moment.\n\nChris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero. Eddie came out in his heel persona instead of the ECW version of Guerrero. I might be in the minority but I didn't see a classic as this was a good wrestling match between these two but something felt off about this match that I just can't put my finger on it as I have seen both men do way better than this.\n\nMike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka. This match right here alone shows you the true value of what ECW was all about as these two stole the show here. Anytime that you see Awesome vs Tanaka, you will get some of the intense battles in professional wrestling history & this was no exception. They went high impact right from the start till the end not holding back on anything with sick chair & table spots along the way that include Awesome \"awesome-bombing\" Tanaka from the apron through a table, Tanaka smashing one chair onto another one that was on Awesome's face & the finish that was worthy of the chants it got.\n\nPaul Heyman came out next to give his thanks to the fans that made this event possible before cutting a shoot to the Invaders, specifically Edge (MATT FREAKING HARDY), Eric Bischoff (UR IN OUR HOUSE, BITCH) & J.B.L. (THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE WWE CHAMPION FOR A YEAR IS BECAUSE TRIPLE H DIDN'T WANT WORK TUESDAYS).\n\nTommy Dreamer & The Sandman vs The Dudley Boyz. Unfortunately, WWE removed \"Enter Sandman\" & replaced it with the same generic music that was used for the Sandman on the ECW DVD while the Dudleys had their theme edited out for their old 2002 version. Before the match got underway, there was a special appearance from the bWo, Kid Kash, Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten that lead to Balls hitting Nova in the head with a chair to the point that Joey Styles said \"That's more painful than being Simon Dean on Mondays\" which caused me to stop the DVD since I couldn't help but laugh at that comment. This match was what you expected it to be as it was a hardcore bloodbath with everyone was a bloody mess & using various weapons like pans, a cheese grater & a flaming table along with more appearances from Spike Dudley, the Impact Players, the returns of Francine & Beulah (who are always worth watching).\n\nIn the end, Stone Cold Steve Austin made an unexpected return & called out the WWE invaders which lead to a big brawl between the ECW locker room & the WWE invaders with moments like Taz choking out Kurt Angle, J.B.L. going straight to the Blue Meanie, & Eric Bischoff getting beaten up by Austin, Rey Mysterio, Dudley Boyz, Mick Foley & Chris Benoit before being thrown out of the building to a bear bash to end the show.\n\nDVD extras include comments from the fans before the event, all the commericals & superstar spotlights, highlights from the ECW funeral on RAW & a \"JBL alternative commentary\" feature in which JBL was wired throughout the event & you just hear the comments from him & those around him.\n\nOverall, like I said earlier, this was one of the best shows of 2005 with one ironic moment being that due to the success of this show, WWE stacked their Vengeance PPV to make sure that their event would be the better of the two (Thanks for the insight, DP).","Product: On Sunday March 11 2007 Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling presented the Destination X epic event live and exclusively on Pay-Per-View. That night TNA unveiled the newest innovation in professional wrestling the evolution of the dangerous scaffold match in the form of Elevation X . The event also saw Christian Cage defend the NWA World Heavyweight Title against Samoa Joe the first-ever collision between TNA juggernauts Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner plus the Last Rites showdown between Sting and Abyss! This TNA Home Video release contains the Destination X Pay-Per-View in its entirety as well as two bonus matches! The full lineup for the DVD is below:NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Christian Cage vs. Samoa JoeELEVATION X MATCH: Rhino vs. AJ StylesLAST RITES MATCH: Sting vs. AbyssGRUDGE MATCH: Kurt Angle vs. Scott SteinerX DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Chris Sabin vs. Jerry LynnGHETTO BRAWL MATCH: The Latin American Xchange vs. Team 3DBonus Match: Gauntlet For The Gold from iMACPT!" where Samoa Joe earns his shot at the World TitleFive-way Ladder Match from iMACPT!" for the number-one contender status to the X ChampionshipRuntime: 570 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES UPC: 853877001447\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: TNA's Biggest Show Delivers\n\nReview: Every major company as their own special event. WWF/WWE has always had WrestleMania, WCW had Starrcade but TNA has Bound For Glory & this was without the doubt their best overall event yet.\n\nUltimate X Match: LAX vs XXX. Don't let the names fool you since this is the most Xs that you would see without having to go to a doctor's office (hey I tried). Awesome opening match as this match always delivers in crazy spots with moments like Senshi doing a stomp to Homocide who was in the tree of woe in the corner from the X, Homocide's impactful neckbreaker from the top of the X, Skipper doing a crossbody off the top of the structure to even Hernandez being impressive for his size as the big man in the match.\n\nFight For The Right Match. This was a reverse battle royal in which you have to get into the ring, once 8 men are in the ring, the match turns into a regular battle royal. From there, once it gets down to the final two, they have a regular wrestling match. This was a better match than it sounds due the gimmick behind & considering the fact that the casual fan would look at this & go \"WTF?\" but nothing much past that.\n\nTNA Tag Team Champions Team Pacman vs AJ Styles & Tomko. Once again, Adam \"Pacman\" Jones didn't wrestle so his replacement turned out to be someone named Consequences Creed who dressed up very similar to Apollo Creed from the \"Rocky\" movies. Once again, this was another match that turned out to be better than expected since everyone expected Pacman to wrestle but Creed was quite the performer here while we know to expect a good performance from everyone else resulting a very good tag team match.\n\nX-Division Champion Jay Lethal vs Christopher Daniels. Lethal broke away from his \"Macho Man\" offense & stuck to his Lethal Combination style while Daniels is a great performer when he is allowed to be. A good back & forth battle between two underrated performers & one of the best X-Division title matches that I have seen in TNA.\n\nTables Match: The Steiner Brothers vs Team 3D. This was actually better than their previous match at Hard Justice as they stuck to the brawling method instead of actually trying to have a wrestling match. They brawled around ringside, in the crowd that lead to both teams using trash cans & even Steiner hitting D-Von with a cup of beer. The ending featured the Motor City Machine Guns getting involved but it didn't take away from what was a good brawl between both teams.\n\nTNA Knockouts Gauntlet Battle Royal. This was to determine the first ever TNA Knockouts Women's Champion. Just your average battle royal with moments like Awesome Kong's dominating performance including her destroying Christy Hemme & even all the knockouts at one point ganging up on her to eliminate her, & the final battle with Gail Kim & Roxxi that lead to Kim becoming the first Women's Champion in TNA history.\n\nMatt Morgan as special enforcer: Samoa Joe vs Christian Cage. Morgan only became a factor at the end to stop interference from Styles & Tomko so this match was allowed to be something. This was my favorite match of the night as anytime that Christian & Joe got at it, they steal the show with an awesome wrestling clinic & this was no exception with the crowd getting heavily into it throughout.\n\nMonster's Ball: Abyss vs Raven vs Rhino vs Black Reign. This wasn't the best one that they have done but it wasn't bad either as they brawled around the arena with moments like Rhino goring a part of the set of the stage, Raven dropping an elbow off the balcony, each man getting busted open at one point, Raven & Rhino reliving their memorable shopping cart sequence & the ending with Raven getting slammed hard onto thumbtacks & glass. Again, not the best but enjoyable.\n\nTNA Champion Kurt Angle vs Sting. This was a dream match as the \"Icon\" does battled with the only Olympic Gold Medalist in wrestling history. Sting got an awesome reception in Atlanta which was no surprise considering that it was the homebase of WCW/NWA. This match started off slow with both men trying to counter the other but eventually pick up into a great match with Sting putting a better performance than he did the year before along with Angle doing a sick 450 into a kneedrop that was really impressive to watch. With cameos from Kevin Nash & Karen Angle, this main event heavily delivered with Sting once again leaving Bound For Glory as champion.\n\nOverall, I felt that out of all the Bound For Glory cards, this was the best one that they did as TNA really delivered when it came to their biggest show of the year. I would highly recommend this event to any wrestling fan including those just getting into TNA.","Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WrestleMania XXIV Hits The Citrus Bowl\n\nReview: For the first time in a long time, WWE got it right & delivered an event that was worthy of being called their biggest event of the year as this event really had so much to offer. In fact, I thought this event was better than the last couple WrestleManias including the previous year's card.\n\nBelfast Brawl: J.B.L. vs Finlay. Thank god that I didn't pay any attention to the storyline that started this feud because I would not have cared for it otherwise. Besides that, this was a good opener as this was really just a fancy way of saying that this was a hardcore match as both men brawled & used weapons like trash cans, kendo sticks, steel steps, a table & even Hornswoggle getting involved in the action as this was perhaps J.B.L.'s best match since returning.\n\nMoney In The Bank Ladder Match: Chris Jericho vs CM Punk vs John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin vs Carlito vs Mr. Kennedy vs M.V.P.. This was the best one that they have done since the original MIB match as there were just so many spots to mention here along with new ones that we have never seen before. Moments include Shelton's athleticism along with taking a sick fall through a ladder, Morrison doing a moonsault to everyone with the ladder in his hand, Carlito delivering the \"Backstabber\" to Jericho off the ladder, the sunset flip/suplex sequence off the ladder involving Benjamin, Carlito & Kennedy, & Jericho applying \"The Walls\" to Morrison on top of the ladder. Awesome match to watch from start to finish.\n\nBattle for Brand Supremacy: Batista vs Umaga. This was a RAW vs SmackDown interpromotional match but this was really just a decent match at best as Umaga mostly dominated this entire match & even go the crowd on his side before Batista did his usual Hogan/Warrior routine in order to win the match in the end.\n\nECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs Kane. First of all, I just want to say that I don't care about what they do to ECW because the old ECW is long dead. Anyways, that statement was longer than this match as it ended in ten seconds with Kane winning the title.\n\nCareer Threatening Match: Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels. The stipulation here was that if Flair loses this match, he must retire. This was one of the highlights of this event as this was just an emotional, techincal wrestling match as you can literally see the emotion from both men whether they were trading submission holds or even engaging in their battles of chops to the point where HBK wanted to taunt Flair but out of respect decided not to. The crowd was heavily into this one but it all ended for the Nature Boy after HBK, who was conflicted, decided to the end the whole thing with the third sweet chin music leaving barely a dry eye in the audience as Flair's career was over but not before getting a tremendous ovation on his way out.\n\nPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack Match: Melina & Beth Phoenix vs Maria & Ashley. Snoop Dogg was the master of ceremonies but this was a much better match than it looked on paper considering the history of these matches really stinking up the joint when it happened at WrestleMania. Although I am sure this match would have been better with the original Candice Michelle being in this match but again, it was better & watchable than I thought it would. However, the highlight for me was seeing Snoop Dogg deliver a great clothesline to Santino which I thought was funny.\n\nWWE Champion Randy Orton vs Triple H vs John Cena. For the third year in a row, Cena had a unique entrance with the marching band & while I was not too big on it, I'll give credit for him doing something new. Anyways, this was a good triple threat as it was non-stop action with all three men facing off with one another at one point in time with one moment to look out for would be Triple H using the crippler crossface to Cena. But the real highlight here was the ending was done so well that it shocked everyone in attendance as it was also the person that nobody expected to win...and I mean that in a good way.\n\nThe Biggest vs The Best: The Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather. This was a shoot fight where you can only win by pinfall, submission or knockout while the match was changed to a No Disqualification match which really made this a very entertaining match. If you didn't pay a attention to the angle, you would have thought that Big Show was the fan favorite as the crowd supported him & booed Mayweather. In fact, they enjoyed him beating up Floyd which I have to admit that liked as well before Mayweather's people got involved in the match that lead to Floyd winning the match using a steel chair & a brassknockled right hand.\n\nWorld Champion Edge vs The Undertaker. Even though Flair/HBK may be the match that most fans consider the match of the night, I would go with this one as I thought this was the better quality encounter out of the two. This match started slow but it picked up & got better as time went on that resulted in a great wrestling match between these two as they went back & forth with Edge targeting Taker's back to the point where Edge was able to counter most of Taker's signature moves in so many ways that it looked so impressive that you thought he was going to win at times. Undertaker never fails to deliver a great performance in main event situations as he delivered just like he did last year & was able to overcome the odds (including Edge's sidekicks) with the gogoplata submission hold to win his 6th World Championship & his 16th WM victory.\n\nDVD extras include the battle royal that was played before the event to determine the #1 contender for the ECW Championship which was won by Kane with some entertaining moments including the way that Jamie Noble got back into the ring. The other extra is the entire Hall of Fame ceremony with inductions of Ric Flair, Mae Young, Rocky Johnson, High Chief Peter Maivia & others but the real highlight was seeing the return of The Rock to induct his father & grandfather but also making a few jokes to some of the WWE roster which was really some hilarious stuff worth checking out.\n\nOverall, this was the best WrestleMania that I have seen in years as not only you got two great extras here but the event itself is a quality card that any fan would enjoy.","Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WrestleMania XXIV Hits The Citrus Bowl\n\nReview: For the first time in a long time, WWE got it right & delivered an event that was worthy of being called their biggest event of the year as this event really had so much to offer. In fact, I thought this event was better than the last couple WrestleManias including the previous year's card.\n\nBelfast Brawl: J.B.L. vs Finlay. Thank god that I didn't pay any attention to the storyline that started this feud because I would not have cared for it otherwise. Besides that, this was a good opener as this was really just a fancy way of saying that this was a hardcore match as both men brawled & used weapons like trash cans, kendo sticks, steel steps, a table & even Hornswoggle getting involved in the action as this was perhaps J.B.L.'s best match since returning.\n\nMoney In The Bank Ladder Match: Chris Jericho vs CM Punk vs John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin vs Carlito vs Mr. Kennedy vs M.V.P.. This was the best one that they have done since the original MIB match as there were just so many spots to mention here along with new ones that we have never seen before. Moments include Shelton's athleticism along with taking a sick fall through a ladder, Morrison doing a moonsault to everyone with the ladder in his hand, Carlito delivering the \"Backstabber\" to Jericho off the ladder, the sunset flip/suplex sequence off the ladder involving Benjamin, Carlito & Kennedy, & Jericho applying \"The Walls\" to Morrison on top of the ladder. Awesome match to watch from start to finish.\n\nBattle for Brand Supremacy: Batista vs Umaga. This was a RAW vs SmackDown interpromotional match but this was really just a decent match at best as Umaga mostly dominated this entire match & even go the crowd on his side before Batista did his usual Hogan/Warrior routine in order to win the match in the end.\n\nECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs Kane. First of all, I just want to say that I don't care about what they do to ECW because the old ECW is long dead. Anyways, that statement was longer than this match as it ended in ten seconds with Kane winning the title.\n\nCareer Threatening Match: Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels. The stipulation here was that if Flair loses this match, he must retire. This was one of the highlights of this event as this was just an emotional, techincal wrestling match as you can literally see the emotion from both men whether they were trading submission holds or even engaging in their battles of chops to the point where HBK wanted to taunt Flair but out of respect decided not to. The crowd was heavily into this one but it all ended for the Nature Boy after HBK, who was conflicted, decided to the end the whole thing with the third sweet chin music leaving barely a dry eye in the audience as Flair's career was over but not before getting a tremendous ovation on his way out.\n\nPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack Match: Melina & Beth Phoenix vs Maria & Ashley. Snoop Dogg was the master of ceremonies but this was a much better match than it looked on paper considering the history of these matches really stinking up the joint when it happened at WrestleMania. Although I am sure this match would have been better with the original Candice Michelle being in this match but again, it was better & watchable than I thought it would. However, the highlight for me was seeing Snoop Dogg deliver a great clothesline to Santino which I thought was funny.\n\nWWE Champion Randy Orton vs Triple H vs John Cena. For the third year in a row, Cena had a unique entrance with the marching band & while I was not too big on it, I'll give credit for him doing something new. Anyways, this was a good triple threat as it was non-stop action with all three men facing off with one another at one point in time with one moment to look out for would be Triple H using the crippler crossface to Cena. But the real highlight here was the ending was done so well that it shocked everyone in attendance as it was also the person that nobody expected to win...and I mean that in a good way.\n\nThe Biggest vs The Best: The Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather. This was a shoot fight where you can only win by pinfall, submission or knockout while the match was changed to a No Disqualification match which really made this a very entertaining match. If you didn't pay a attention to the angle, you would have thought that Big Show was the fan favorite as the crowd supported him & booed Mayweather. In fact, they enjoyed him beating up Floyd which I have to admit that liked as well before Mayweather's people got involved in the match that lead to Floyd winning the match using a steel chair & a brassknockled right hand.\n\nWorld Champion Edge vs The Undertaker. Even though Flair/HBK may be the match that most fans consider the match of the night, I would go with this one as I thought this was the better quality encounter out of the two. This match started slow but it picked up & got better as time went on that resulted in a great wrestling match between these two as they went back & forth with Edge targeting Taker's back to the point where Edge was able to counter most of Taker's signature moves in so many ways that it looked so impressive that you thought he was going to win at times. Undertaker never fails to deliver a great performance in main event situations as he delivered just like he did last year & was able to overcome the odds (including Edge's sidekicks) with the gogoplata submission hold to win his 6th World Championship & his 16th WM victory.\n\nDVD extras include the battle royal that was played before the event to determine the #1 contender for the ECW Championship which was won by Kane with some entertaining moments including the way that Jamie Noble got back into the ring. The other extra is the entire Hall of Fame ceremony with inductions of Ric Flair, Mae Young, Rocky Johnson, High Chief Peter Maivia & others but the real highlight was seeing the return of The Rock to induct his father & grandfather but also making a few jokes to some of the WWE roster which was really some hilarious stuff worth checking out.\n\nOverall, this was the best WrestleMania that I have seen in years as not only you got two great extras here but the event itself is a quality card that any fan would enjoy.","Product: For the 22nd consecutive year, the Superstars of WWE come together for the Biggest Party of the Summer at SummerSlam. Some of WWE’s most memorable moments have come on the SummerSlam stage, and last year’s event, which saw the triumphant return of Triple H and Rey Mysterio, was no exception. This year will see some intense rivalries come to a head, and many of the biggest superstars in WWE will participate in career-defining moments.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Biggest Party Of The Summer Delivers\n\nReview: Thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to watch this year's SummerSlam card which when it came to production value, it really got you into noticing that this was going to be a special night.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs Dolph Ziggler. Just like how Dolph was impressive in their previous encounter, he delivered here again as this was a great opener with Ziggler being able to counter most of Rey's offense that lead to a series of counter wrestling before it was one specific move that cost Dolph the title once again.\n\nJack Swagger vs M.V.P. These two had a unique angle as this was hyped as culture clash but this was just an average match that really couldn't top the opener & wasn't bad but nothing really memorable to mention here.\n\nUnified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show vs Cryme Tyme. Honestly, I really don't care for the Jericho/Show tag team combination while at the same time, I am no fan of Cryme Tyme's \"wrestling\". However, this was their best match to date as Cryme Tyme actually held their own here & put on a better performance than I expected. It's no tag team clinic but a better match than it sounds.\n\nKane vs The Great Khali. I have to be honest that I just fast-foward this match just based on how bad their WrestleMania match was so I can't comment on this one.\n\nD-Generation X vs Legacy. DX had quite the entrance going into this match as they not only brought out their old tank but I think they had more fireworks than the opening pyro. This was my favorite match of the night as this was not the typical DX squash & was allowed to turn into something special as this was one of the best tag team matches in recent WWE history with Rhodes & Dibiase using the classic tag team heel strategy of cutting the ring in half at the times with the crowd just getting heavily into the action throughout. And even though Legacy didn't win, they were heavily put over here.\n\nECW Champion Christian vs William Regal. This was the real disappointment of the night as they only got 10 seconds which killed this potential show stealer between two underrated performers.\n\nWWE Champion Randy Orton vs John Cena. Ironically, this is the same match that main evented SummerSlam two years prior with the difference being that this match was better. This match started off slow with both men trading mat offense before Orton was able to use his calculating style to pick apart Cena before Cena came back with his typical offense with the action going back & forth at times with Orton trying to use the \"champions advantage\" & the match restarting many times before Orton was able to get the clean pinfall victory, much to the delight of the crowd.\n\nTLC Match: World Champion Jeff Hardy vs CM Punk. This match was similar to the Jericho/HBK & Edge/Hardy ladder matches as they tried to make this one stand out by having both men trying to punish each other instead of trying to get the belt with Punk being a great heel throughout & Hardy being the \"human highlight reel\" with moments of both men using the ladder to make their moves more impactful, chair shots that made the crowd cringe at times & Hardy's dive off the ladder onto Punk through the announce table before Punk was able to overcome the odds & win back his title with an aftermath featuring the return of the Undertaker.\n\nOverall, this event had some flops like the Kane/Khali match & the ECW Title match only getting 10 seconds but past that, this was an event that the WWE did a great job in restablishing SummerSlam as one of it's best events of the year.","Product: The biggest event of the year comes to the desert when WrestleMania XXVI explodes in Arizona! Every member of the WWE Universe has eagerly anticipated WrestleMania and the biggest Superstars of WWE up their game when they perform on sports entertainment’s grandest stage. It’s been a pop culture phenomenon for more than a quarter century—it is WrestleMania. Stars: Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Undertaker, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Triple H , John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, Shaemus, Mark Henry, Drew McIntyre, Edge, Rey Mysterio, John Morrison, The Miz, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hitman's Revenge & HBK's Finale\n\nReview: Well after a significant time off, I have returned to post a another review with this one being WrestleMania 26. This event was hosted at the University of Phoenix Stadium with an attendance record of 72,219 as not only was history made & titles were defended but also brought closure to two sets of feuds. Just to add a few notes, this was the first time since WM XII that I can remember that Jim Ross didn't do any commentary for this show & for me, was certainly missed in action but let us not get the facts get in the way of a good story.\n\nUnified Tag Team Champions Big Show & The Miz vs John Morrison & R-Truth. For the first time since WM 22, the tag team titles are actually defended at the biggest stage of them all. I wouldn't classify this as a good opener because the match was too short for it to be anything memorable but there was some good moments with Big Show coming out looking stronger (literally & figuratively) than everyone else.\n\nRandy Orton vs Ted Dibiase vs Cody Rhodes. The break-up of Legacy & this match played out exactly how everyone predicted it would with Dibiase & Rhodes actually turning this match into a handicap match by constantly double-teaming Orton with Orton getting a flurry here & there. However, the match would quickly turn once Dibiase & Rhodes just got too greedy for their own good allowing Orton to take advantage with his trademark \"punt\" much to the delight of the crowd, who was \"pro-Orton\" throughout the contest.\n\nNow, I don't normally focus on backstage skits but there was a skit that occurred during Vickie Guerrero's interview involving Santino, Mean Gene, Mae Young & Melina that I just enjoyed & thought that it was well done.\n\n\"Money In The Bank\" Ladder Match: Jack Swagger vs Christian vs Dolph Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin vs Drew McIntrye vs Matt Hardy vs M.V.P. vs Evan Bourne vs Kofi Kingston vs Kane. This is the biggest (literally) MIB match that has been done to date due to this one having the most people in it since the match debuted. As is the case with this match every year, this match had plenty of moments like Christian delivering a monkey-flip onto Kofi to a ladder with guys behind it, Kane destroying the ladder & Drew McIntrye, Evan's \"shooting star press\" along with taking the worst fall of the match later on, Kofi using a broken ladder in a way that you have to see believe, Christian's reverse DDT from the top of the ladder to Matt Hardy, Matt getting knocked off the ladder onto another one, and the sequence of Swagger getting crushed in between two ladders while Christian, Hardy & Evan climbed to the top. It wasn't the best one that they did but this was still an entertaining match that delivered when it came to spots.\n\nTriple H vs Sheamus. Sheamus made his WM debut against the man that he choose to face in Triple H while this is the first time since WM 15 that Triple H is not in a high-profile main event at WrestleMania. I can honestly say that I am not a big fan of Sheamus but he certainly held his own here as he told a good story in making every move count against Triple H as if he was a veteran (when he is still a rookie) before it was one mistake that allowed Triple H to get back in the game (no pun intended). This was a solid match that actually made me enjoy seeing Sheamus as an in-ring competitor.\n\nRey Mysterio vs CM Punk. The stipulation to this match was that if Rey loses, he must join \"The Straight Edge Society\". I do want to point out that Mysterio's \"Avatar\" look heavily makes up for his \"Joker\" attempt that felt flat in my eyes the year before. These two didn't get so much time to tell a story like their previous Armageddon match but with the time that they had, they didn't disappoint here. With Luke Gallows & Serena getting involved at times, this was an exciting fast paced contest that made me wish these two got more time but it certainly didn't leave me disappointed with the quality.\n\nNo Holds Barred: Bret Hart vs Vince McMahon. Bret Hart returns to WrestleMania for the first time since his classic submission match with Steve Austin at WrestleMania 13. Before the match got started, Vince McMahon brought out the Hart Family stating that he had purchased their services for them to be Lumberjacks for this match only to be revealed that Bret was in on the whole scheme. This match was really all about the story of Bret getting his revenge as fans shouldn't have expected Bret to give a quality performance at this stage in his career. Basically, the Hart Dynasty was there to do the impact spots including doing an old finisher from the Hart Foundation days on the outside of the ring before Bret beat Vince down with a chair & doing one last Sharpshooter to bring this issue to conclusion.\n\nWorld Champion Chris Jericho vs Edge. After years of these two battling & having \"on/off\" feuds over the years, this was their first high profile singles match & how appropriate that it was at WrestleMania for the World Championship. This was a pure \"old school\" wrestling match that was never fought at a fast pace as it allowed each man to look strong & building up the suspense towards the end with a good story being told with Jericho attacking Edge's injury & even using many counters to avoid the spear. The ending was a surprise since it not only ended clean but the winner was actually a surprise. However, pay attention to the aftermath as Edge got his revenge that he vowed to get in a way that you will not believe.\n\nMichelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox & Vickie Guerrero vs Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Gail Kim & Beth Phoenix. This is one of those matches that you are either going to like or hate depending on how you choose to look at it as this match was real short with everyone just doing their finishers but I will say that I actually found this to be funny as I couldn't stop laughing at Vickie Guerrero whether she was getting beat up or just hiding. On a personal note though, I did enjoy seeing Vickie pay homage to her late husband Eddie Guerrero before doing what was called a \"Bullfrog/Hog\" splash & doing a sloppy pinfall.\n\nWWE Champion Batista vs John Cena. Just like how I was shocked that their SummerSlam '08 match turned out to be really good considering that I am not a huge fan of either man, this match delivered as these two men worked well together. They exchanged power moves along with some surprising grappling counters with Batista focusing on Cena's neck in the early stages of the match before Cena gained momentum before both men began dishing out their trademark moves along with counters that were similiar to their previous clash & others that we haven't seen before. This match delivered more than I expected & I would call this Cena's best WM match along with this being one of Batista's best performances as well. And just like the last title match, the aftermath where Cena addressed the fans with the \"WE HATE CENA\" shirts was a sight to see.\n\nStreak vs Career: The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels. Taker's streak against HBK's career & hats off to WWE as for the first time since WrestleMania XI, a non-title match is headlined as the main event but I am pretty sure that most fans were looking forward to this match more than anything else on the card. These two deserved to go last after putting up not only an instant classic last year but also the match of the year of 2009. Despite that, this match once again lived up to the hype as they put on another classic match that was actually more aggressive & physical than their previous classic a year ago. This match had many moments like HBK doing Taker's classic \"throat slash\" at the start, Taker delivering the tombstone on the floor, Shawn hitting three \"Sweet Chin Musics\", Taker's \"Last Ride\", Shawn doing an unbelievable moonsault through the announce table that just got the fans on their feet & kept them there till the end of the match with chants of \"THIS IS AWESOME\". But the biggest moment of the match was near the end where Taker showed more emotion than is expected from him before Shawn wouldn't let this end without a fight that lead to the most impactful tombstone that we have seen in years. Once again just like the previous matches, the aftermath was something as new & emotional WrestleMania moment was created that will never be forgotten.\n\nNow from what I have heard/seen, there are three versions of this event (two on DVD & one on Blue-Ray). I got the \"Collector's Edition\" so with this event you get the pre-show WrestleMania Battle Royal along with the entire Hall Of Fame ceremony with new inductees Maurice \"Mad Dog\" Vachon, Wendi Richter, Stu Hart, Antonio Inoki, Bob Uecker, \"Gorgeous\" George & \"Million Dollar Man\" Ted Dibiase but also with that you get matches & moments involving these inductees including Dibiase's favorite WM match vs Jake Roberts (WrestleMania VI), Antonio Inoki's Japanese Heavyweight Championship match vs The Great Hossein, Wendi Richter's Women's Championship match vs The Fabulous Moolah, Stu Hart tribute & two matches involving \"Gorgeous\" George & \"Mad Dog\" Vachon. Unfortunately, Shawn Michaels's farewell address is not included on the DVD set.\n\nOverall, this was one of the best WrestleManias that the WWE has put out in recent years. It wasn't perfect but this heavily made up & surpassed the disappointment of the previous years WrestleMania so I would give this WrestleMania a solid 4 star rating but with the Hall Of Fame ceremony, the battle royal & the extra matches makes this a 5 star showcase that I would recommend to any wrestling fan, not just a WWE Fan.","Product: vhs\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A Night Of Tag Teams & Championships\n\nReview: Well after another long period of time since I have written a review, I was able to catch on some classic wrestling events & Great American Bash 1992 was one of them. Now during this time, we were going through a transitional period in WCW as Bill Watts (remember him?) had token control of WCW & first official act was to have a one night tournament to determine the NWA World Tag Team Champions. Along with that WCW Champion Sting was scheduled to defend his title in what was arguably his toughest test yet in Big Van Vader. Now remember during this Bill Watts era of WCW, there was no mats on the floor & there was a rule in which you come off the top rope, it would result in a disqualification (seriously don't ask). One other thing that should be noted is that during this time, WCW constantly edit down their events to run for 2 hours so with the exception of Sting vs Vader, every match here is edited off a couple of minutes.\n\nRicky Steamboat & Nikita Koloff vs Brian Pillman & Jushin Liger. This was the first of the quarter finals match of the Tag Team title tournament as it was joined in progress but during that time, you had non-stop action as Pillman & Liger relied on their speed & quickness along with attempting to ground Steamboat at times while Nikita was the powerhouse of the match each time he stepped in before it was one counter mistake that allowed Steamboat & Koloff to qualify to the next round.\n\nHiroshi Hase & Shinya Hashimoto vs The Fabulous Freebirds. This was joined in progress as well as the team of Hase & Hashimoto dominated this contest with the Freebirds getting a shot here & there including gaining the advantage before it was just too late for them to overcome.\n\nDustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Rick Rude & \"Stunning\" Steve Austin. This was joined in progess also by a couple of minutes but within in the time that we did see action, it was a quality tag team match as Rude & Austin tried to cut the ring in half while isolating Dustin from Barry to later on doing the same to Barry before Austin & Rude made one mistake to many allowing Windham & Rhodes to get back on track & gain the victory to the next round. Even though this match was edited, this was actually my favorite match of the tournament as the crowd was just hot from start to finish here.\n\nSteve Williams & Terry Gordy vs Nikita Koloff & Ricky Steamboat. Originally, the WCW Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers were supposed to face Williams & Gordy but due to the victory they received at the last Clash along with Scott's injury, Williams & Gordy got a \"bye\" into the next round. Another match that was joined in progress but in the time that was shown, there was a good story being told in how Steamboat was again isolated from his partner for long periods of time but the difference was that the focus was on his back allowing him to be slower than he would usually be with that injury playing a factor in the end.\n\nDustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Hiroshi Hase & Shinya Hashimoto. This match again was shown in progress as the story here was that Dustin & Barry went through a much tougher opening match than the Japanese team so they were more worn down in this match before they were able to pick up some steam & gain access to the final round of the tournament.\n\nWCW Champion Sting vs Vader. This was the beginning of the feud that I believed was carrying WCW at this time as Sting & Vader never had a bad match together. The storytelling was there as Vader focused on Sting's injured ribs (that Vader actually injured a few weeks prior) even to the point to where Vader even used Sting's own finishing move as a slap to the face to Sting. Sting was able to rebound with his speed & quickness along with surprising power offense including various suplexes to the much larger Vader. The ending was a shocker for it's time as Sting made one mistake that cost him to not only be busted open but lose his championship.\n\nDustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Steve Williams & Terry Gordy. Even though this was the final match of the tournament, this match was also edited. Williams & Gordy applied the same strategy that they used in their previous match in which they cut the ring in half & kept wearing down Dustin while at the same time taking advantage of the fact that they were fresher than their opponents (this was Dustin & Barry's third match while it was Gordy & Williams second). However, the shock at the end was something to see as Williams & Gordy became the new NWA Tag Team Champions to complete silence to the crowd. As a side note, this match showed the problem WCW had with the booking as Williams & Gordy just weren't over at the time due to their New Japan past so the crowd really didn't know how to react to them & barely did during this match other than a few times for Dustin & Barry. The match wasn't bad but the dead crowd really put this one down.\n\nOverall, this was one of those events where they tried to have too much on the card & while the wrestling quality is there, I can't recommend finding this tape since the only non-edited match on the tape is the Sting/Vader clash (which is on the \"Rise & Fall of WCW\" DVD so this is an event that I would find online (as I did if you really want to see it.","Product: WWF: Survivor Series 1987 [VHS]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Thanksgiving Day Tradition Begins\n\nReview: Before I begin, I must advice those that may be thinking in purchasing this VHS tape. You are better off getting the Survivor Series Anthology Volume I since this Coliseum Video was heavily edited down to the point that the only match that is shown in it's entirety is the main event so this is a review based off the recorded version of the show that I own to this day. Now with that being said, this was a historic night for so many reasons as this was the first ever Survivor Series that aired on Thanksgiving Day along with NWA's Starrcade '87 that aired on the same exact day that caused Starrcade to be removed off several cable companies in favor of this event. Now during this time, the Survivor Series was focused on the traditional Survivor Series Elimination matches with the hype surrounding the card being that this was going to be the first time since WrestleMania III that Hulk Hogan & Andre The Giant will be in the same ring for a match.\n\nRandy Savage, Ricky Steamboat, Jake Roberts, Brutus Beefcake & Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Honky Tonk Man, Harley Race, Ron Bass, Danny Davis & Hercules. Before I begin, a bit of irony here is that Savage & Steamboat had feuded prior to this while Savage would go on to feud with everyone else on his time in the upcoming years. This match got the show rolling in a big way as this was just fast paced action from bell to bell while pushing current feuds during that time such as Duggan & Race over the title of \"King\" along with Savage's feud with the Honky Tonk Man to the point where \"karma\" played a factor in the end for one of these men.\n\nThe Fabulous Moolah, Rockin Robin, Velvet McIntrye & The Jumping Bomb Angels vs Sensational Sherri, The Glamour Girls, Donna Christanello & Dawn Marie. This was during the time that the women's division had a heavy focus on wrestling more than anything else & that is exactly what you got here as this match was also given enough time to tell a story instead of coming off as a non-quality filler but the real highlight of this match was the performances of the Jumping Bomb Angels as they really brought a different style wasn't seen during this time in women wrestling.\n\nStrike Force (Tito Santana & Rick Martel), The Young Stallions (Paul Roma & Jim Powers), The Rougeaus (Jacques & Raymond), The Killer Bees (Jim Brunzell & Brian Blair) & The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy & Dynamite Kid) vs The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart), Demolition (Ax & Smash), The Islanders (Haku & Tama), The Bolsheviks (Nikolai Volkoff & Boriz Zhukov) & The New Dream Team (Greg Valentine & Dino Bravo). First of all, WOW this is a match that will never happen in today's standard of wrestling as there were so many well established teams, each being different than the other. This was perhaps the showstealer as this match went around 40 mins & was just classic tag team quality with certain moments such as Bret Hart getting even with Strike Force, the performances of the Islanders & the creative finish that even had Jesse Ventura (being the heel announcer that he is) shooting on that finish.\n\nHulk Hogan, Bam Bam Bigelow, Paul Orndorff, Don Muraco & Ken Patera vs Andre The Giant, King Kong Bundy, One Man Gang, Rick Rude & Butch Reed. This was the match that had the most hype of the night as it was centered around the fact that Hogan & Andre at some point would clash in the middle of the ring. Just like the previous matches on the card, this was a classic elimination style match that had tons of action right from the opening with moments such as Rude suffering from the lack of power of the other men, the Hogan/Andre confrontation that had the fans go wild for including a surprise outcome to it but more importantly the awesome performance of Bam Bam Bigelow in the end that just shows why he is still considered to be one of the best \"big men\" wrestlers in the business.\n\nOverall for this being the first ever Survivor Series card, this was classic material as there wasn't a bad match on the card, each match was able to go on for a longer period of time instead of being a filler & pushed various storylines that WWF was pushing at the time (Hogan/Andre, Savage/Honky, Hart Foundation/Strike Force) so this is an event worth going out of your way to check out but once again I warn you, to check this event out in its entirety, I would recommend the Survivor Series Anthology.","Product: The 3rd Annual WWF Survivor Series: The Hulkamaniacs [VHS]\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Action From The Start\n\nReview: Once again thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to see a classic WWF event in the third annual Survivor Series. This Survivor Series was memorable for a bunch of reasons as it was the first time that the teams had actual team names to make it seem more of a team effort but also trying to show a step in the direction that the WWF was going in as Hogan was not in the main event for the first time at this event.\n\nThe Dream Team vs The Enforcers: Dusty Rhodes, Brutus Beefcake, Tito Santana & Red Rooster vs Big Bossman, Bad News Brown, Rick Martel & Honky Tonk Man. This was a solid match throughout as everyone put in a good effort with the story of how Brown wasn't a team player in costing his team a fall, the confrontation between former Strike Force members in Santana & Martel & Big Bossman going on his own even after the match to show Dusty Rhodes that he won the battle but not the war.\n\nThe Kings Court vs The 4x4s: Randy Savage, Greg Valentine, Dino Bravo & Earthquake vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Ronnie Garvin, Bret Hart & Hercules. Now here is a trivia fact but Earthquake was actually subbing for Barry Windham in this match. This was another match that was solid from start to finish as it played out current feuds such as Garvin/Valentine but the real highlight of this match for me was the interaction between Savage & Hart that was a dream match of mine for that time as they really got the crowd going in the time that they were in there together.\n\nThe Hulkamaniacs vs The Million Dollar Team: Hulk Hogan, Demolition & Jake Roberts vs Ted Dibiase, Powers Of Pain & Zeuz. This match had so many feuds that the WWF was pushing at the time such as the year long feud with Demolition & Powers Of Pain & the continuing of the Dibiase/Roberts feud. However, the major feud that WWF was pushing at this time was the Hogan/Zeuz feud (don't ask) with the end result being Zeuz being eliminated in less than 3 minutes. From there, Hogan's team was eliminated by pinfalls including Demolition while Dibiase's team was eliminated by disqualifications such as the Powers Of Pain being eliminated for double teaming Hogan. The final result was a Hogan/Dibiase showdown that of course had Hogan winning & while this match was entertaining for what it was, you couldn't help but notice how one-sided this match seemed to be with Jesse Ventura pointing that out constantly throughout the match.\n\nRowdy's Roddies vs Rude's Brood: Rowdy Roddy Piper, Jimmy Snuka & The Bushwackers vs Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect & The Fabulous Rougeaus. Before the match, check out the crazy promo of Piper's team to show you what kind of match that this was going to be. This match was really entertaining right from the start as it started crazy with each member of Piper's team taking turns in bitting a body part of Mr. Perfect along with a tease of tension between Rude & Perfect at one point. Piper's team was dominate early with their wild tactics in getting the Rougeaus eliminated. From there, the match really picks up once the Bushwackers get eliminated as Rude & Perfect are forced into wrestling defense leaving us with quite a finish in Piper/Snuka against Rude/Perfect with an impressive showing in Snuka in the end against Perfect. This was my favorite match of the night as this match had it all including commentary as Jesse Ventura just had problems in saying the name of Piper's team which added more comedy to the match.\n\nThe Ultimate Warriors vs The Heenan Family: The Ultimate Warrior, Jim Niedhart & The Rockers vs Andre The Giant, Haku, Arn Anderson & Bobby Heenan. The backstory behind this match was what the real life issue that had Tully Blanchard removed from this match with Heenan being added to the match. Just like the Hogan/Zeuz situation, the major feud here was Warrior/Andre that had Andre eliminated by countout right from the getgo. However, this match was an impressive showing for Haku & more importantly Arn Anderson as they were the workhorse of this team with Heenan adding comedy from the time or lack thereof of him getting in the ring before Arn was eliminated leaving Warrior against Heenan that was exactly what you would expect it to be in that it was a squash.\n\nOverall, this was a fun show to watch & one of the best Survivor Series cards in the event's history that I would either go out of my way to get the VHS tape or buy it as part of the Survivor Series anthology.","Product: Product in excellent conditon. No wear and tear. EXTREMELY rare VHS\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WCW Hits The Beach With A Blast\n\nReview: Thanks to another old tape that I was able to get from a friend, I was able to see WCW's first beach style PPV card that would be replaced in 1994 by the name \"Bash At The Beach\" entitled Beach Blast '92. Now once again, during this time WCW would edit their cards down to two hours so most of the filler undercard matches would be removed along with at times the main matches being edited down to fit the tape. However since I have the actual event, I am not sure what has been edited.\n\nWCW Light Heavyweight Champion Brian Pillman vs Scotty Flamingo. For those hardcore fans that may not know, Flamingo would go on to greater success in ECW known as Raven. This was a different style of a match than the Pillman/Liger series as they focused more on mat wrestling with an occassional high-flying move coming about with a few moments to check out being Flamingo taking a suplex off the apron onto the concrete floor & the final dive that Pillman took that had him land on his head on the ramp that would play a factor in this encounter as it was just a great mat-wrestling match with a nice pace throughout.\n\nRon Simmons vs Terry Taylor. This was the beginning of a big singles push for Simmons as with the exception of a few moments here & there, this match was dominated by Simmons who used his power & football offense to get the victory.\n\nGreg Valentine vs Marcus Bagwell. This was another match that was just real short & nothing really noteworthy past this being the last WCW PPV appearance of Greg Valentine (that I know of anyways).\n\nAround this part, there was the beginning of the first major attraction of the night and it wasn't even a match as it was contested throught the rest of the night. It was a Bikini contest between Madusa of the Dangerous Alliance against Missy Hyatt. This was a foreshadowing for the WWF's verison of this contest in late '90s as both women came out to different outfits to the approval of the crowd with Johnny B. Badd and Jesse Ventura getting in on the action for comedic reasons.\n\nFalls Count Anywhere Match: WCW Champion Sting vs Cactus Jack. This was a non-title match since Vader was scheduled to battle Sting for the title at the next PPV but the story behind this match was that Sting was returning from his rib injury at the hands of Vader against the man who wanted to take Sting out for his own sick pleasure. This was Cactus's best WCW match as the action started on the ramp with both men going all over the place with moves like Jack doing a sunset flip off the apron, Sting delivering a suplex in the crowd, both men using the ramp to their advantage & even taking hard shots onto the railing with the storytelling of Cactus working on Sting's previous injured ribs.\n\nIron Man Challenge: Ricky Steamboat vs Rick Rude. This was the SuperBrawl rematch with the stipulations being that there would be nobody at ringside for either man, the match would have a 30 minute time limit with the winner being the man who gains the most falls at the end of the 30 mins. This is one of those matches that I consider to be a lost classic encounter & my favorite match of the night as these two put on a tremendous performance. The story was well told early as Rude had his ribs injured early that lead to him gaining a few falls early including giving up a fall just to hurt Steamboat (the whole top-rope DQ rule for those wondering) & keep the advantage. The action was back & forth constantly as Steamboat fought like a champion to comeback & even the score before the last thirty seconds really pushed the limits of both men resulting in a very intense finish to what was again, a lost classic encounter between two legends.\n\nBarry Windham, Dustin Rhodes & Nikita Koloff vs The Dangerous Alliance. This team of the Dangerous Alliance was the team of \"Stunning\" Steve Austin, Arn Anderson & Bobby Eaton. This was one of those multi-tag matches where there was constant action from both ends with the Alliance using heel tactics & Paul E. Dangerously to keep the edge along with a tease of friction between Rhodes & Windham that would become a factor in the upcoming months. The ending was a bit cheap (the whole top-rope DQ rule crap) but this was still a good six man tag that not satisfied the fans but also wanted you to see more.\n\nWCW Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers vs Dr. Death Steve Williams & Terry Gordy. For Japanese wrestling, this was a dream match but this was really a dream match for anyone who knows their tag team wrestling history. The Steiners started off early with a flurry of offense before Williams & Gordy tried to slow the pace causing Rick & Scott to do the same in that respect. Both teams decided to use the same tag team tactics in trying to cut the ring in half & keep the fresh man out of the match with Scott's arm being heavily focused. They went the 30 min. time limit as it was just classic tag team wrestling from start to finish with the outcome promising a rematch that I am sure fans wouldn't have mind after seeing this. \"As a side note\" their rematch was actually at the next Clash Of The Champions which resulted in Scott Steiner getting injured, cutting this feud short.\n\nOverall, this event along with SuperBrawl & The Great American Bash were my favorite WCW cards from 1992. There were only two filler matches but those matches didn't last long with every other match being a standout contest whether it came to light-heavyweight action, hardcore, & tag team wrestling. I highly recommend this card to anyone who is able to find it.","Product: Pro Wrestling\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Nature Boy & The Dragon Dance Again\n\nReview: Thanks to finding an old tape online, I was able to review what many fans claimed to be the best card of 1994 in WCW Spring Stampede. This event featured so many highlights whether it came to wrestling clinics, street fights, and old feuds restarting or even grudge matches. The biggest one of them all was the main event in which WCW Champion Ric Flair goes up against Ricky Steamboat in the same building that started their classic series of matches back in 1989 (which for those history fans, Steamboat won the last time they were in this building).\n\nJohnny B. Badd vs Diamond Dallas Page. This was just a short opener that was more about getting the crowd pumped up for the rest of the show which in that case, succeeded since these two would go on to have better matches for the Television Championship a year later.\n\nWCW Television Champion Lord Steven Regal vs Brian Pillman. Speaking of wrestling clinics, this was one of them but not the kind of wrestling clinic that we were used to seeing at this time. These two worked on a stiff ground game with Regal using various submission holds to ground Pillman including some holds that we hadn't seen before. They battled to the time limit draw but this was just a great mat wrestling match from bell to bell.\n\nStreet Fight: WCW Tag Team Champions Nasty Boys vs Cactus Jack & Maxx Payne. In less than a year, Cactus went from a main event feud with Vader to carrying Payne as a team to battle the Nasty Boys. This match is regarded as one of the stiffest matches in WCW's history as these four were not going to go easy on each other & were brawling all over the arena with moments like the merchandise stand getting destroyed, various tables getting destroyed, canes being used & Cactus taking a sick fall off the ramp followed by a full-ledged shot to the face with a shovel while on the ground.\n\nWCW United States Champion \"Stunning\" Steve Austin vs The Great Muta. The return of the Great Muta here since the last time he was seen was when he lost the NWA Title at SuperBrawl III. Austin worked a much more technical style during his \"stunning\" days & this was no exception as both men worked a nice ground game with the momentum picking up time after time. The ending was a little disappointing but it didn't take away from what was a solid encounter between both men.\n\nWCW International Heavyweight Champion Rick Rude vs Sting. For those wanting to know the story behind the \"International\" title then I recommend checking out DP's review on this event as he explained in detail why it was called that but for those long time fans, it was really just the \"big gold\" NWA belt (currently the WWE's World Heavyweight Championship). Harley Race came out before the match to issue a challenge on behalf of Vader to the winner before being nailed by Sting to start the match. From there, this was an exciting contest that went back & forth as Rude tried his best to ground Sting but Sting just kept bringing the fight to Rude & showcased his power various times. Vader would make an appearance later on with Harley Race that became a big factor in the outcome to this one.\n\nBunkhouse Match: Dustin Rhodes vs Bunkhouse Buck. This was just a fancy way of calling this match a street fight as these two just brawled & used weapons like cowboy boot, a belt, & even dirt with the Col. Parker getting whipped as well for interfering. Both men were busted open but gave it their all in what was a good brawl to watch.\n\nVader vs The Boss. Due to the Boss costing Vader the title at SuperBrawl IV, this was hyped as a grudge match. The action didn't even start in the ring as the Boss went after Vader on the ramp before Harley Race got hit once again due to a mistake by Vader. This was a good match overall as both men used power moves & even went a bit stiff with their brawling but the real highlight of this match was the impressive moonsault done by Vader. However the aftermath featured The Boss getting the last laugh as he attacked Vader & Race with his nightstick resulting in Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel taking his cuffs, nightstick & even stripping him of his name.\n\nWCW Champion Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat. For the first time since their Wrestle War '89 clash, these two legends do battle here & put on another classic back & forth wrestling clinic. Both men worked on each other's legs at certain points of the match with Flair showing some traits as to why he was called \"the dirtiest player in the game.\" This match lived up to the billing but I really won't compare it to their previous trilogy of matches as it would be too difficult to compare this one to those but this one is certainly worth your time with the ending being very similar to how their 2 out of 3 falls contest in '89 ended.\n\nThe bottom line was that this was one of WCW's best overall cards as this event was just full of quality performances whether it came to wrestling or just brawling. I would go out of my way to see this one as it was one of the last WCW events before the Hogan era of WCW.","Product: Pro Wrestling\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Hitman Returns To MSG\n\nReview: Another old tape that I found in my collection as this event always holds dear to my heart as this was the first event that I went to see live. Quick story, while I went to New York to see this event, my dad recorded this event back in Boston in an attempt to see me. Anyways, this was during the time that the WWF was problems against the competition known as WCW but things were really picking up here. There were many wrestlers making their debuts here but the real standout was the return of the legendary Bret \"Hitman\" Hart to battle the man who had been calling him out for months in Stone Cold Steve Austin.\n\nSurvivor Series Elimination Match: Doug Furnas, Philip LaFon & The Godwinns vs Owen Hart, The Brtish Bulldog & The New Rockers. This was the debut of the New Japan Pro Wrestling tag team in Furnas & LaFon as they made a good impact in their WWF debut match. A good opening contest with the highlights for me being the interaction between these two along with Owen & Bulldog along with Owen taking a nasty suplex in the end where he literally lands on the top of his head.\n\nThe Undertaker vs Mankind. After being Buried Alive the previous month, The Undertaker makes his return with a new outfit to add to it. The stipulation here was that Paul Bearer would be held above the ring in cage & if Taker wins, he would be able to get his hands on Paul Bearer. Undertaker used a much more different style than their previous matches as he did a great job of actually wrestling & breaking Mankind down by using moves like a drop-toll-hold & even attacking Mankind's hand to prevent the mandible claw to the point where he used an armbar while pulling back on the fingers. This was their more unique encounter but a great match nonetheless as this feud was highlight during this time.\n\nSurvivor Series Elimination Match: Rocky Maivia, Marc Mero, The Stalker & Jake Roberts vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Goldust, Crush & Jerry Lawler. Jake Roberts was the replacement for the injured Mark Henry as his feud with Lawler was revisted here along with HHH/Mero feud for the Intercontinental title was still being pushed here with one more moment to check out is the interaction between HHH & Marlena that would begin Hunter's new feud with Goldust. However out of all those things, the real highlight was the debut of Rocky Maivia who would gone to greater fame as The Rock. Anyways just like the first Survivor Series match, this was a solid encounter from start to finish.\n\nBret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin. The return not just to the WWF but to Madison Square Garden for Bret Hart to battle a man looking to make his own piece of history that night. This was my favorite match of the night & one of the best matches of the year as these two put on a wrestling clinic that started off a little slow but gradually began to pick up as time went on with the story being that Austin was trying to beat the energy out of Bret while Bret was able to return the favor in his own right. This is also the match where the moment that Bret was sling-shotted onto the Spanish Announce table that lead to Austin beating him down into the floor. Even though their classic Submission match a couple of months later at WrestleMania is the match that everyone remembers, this was an awesome wrestling match that I think is just as good as that encounter.\n\nSavio Vega, Flash Funk, Yokozuna & Jimmy Snuka vs Vader, Faarooq, fake Razor Ramon & fake Diesel. Another match full of debuts as 2 Cold Scorpio debuted in the WWF as Flash Funk, Faarooq debuted his new faction in the Nation of Domination along with the return for one night only in \"Superfly\" Jimmy Snuka. One thing I want to mention is that the reason I wrote fake next to the names of Diesel & Razor is that they are not the original characters from Scott Hall & Kevin Nash. This wasn't better than the previous elimination matches as the only highlights here were the performances of Jimmy Snuka & Flash Funk along with Vader actually getting a legit injury at the hands of Yokozuna.\n\nWWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs Sycho Sid. This match clearly proves that Shawn Michaels is capable of a great match with almost anyone & give them one of the best performances in their career...this was no exception. This was one of Sid's best matches in his career as they told a great story of how HBK was trying to use his speed to his advantage along with working on Sid's leg at various points of the match to Sid just using his power to manhandle HBK. However, the real highlight here was the reaction that Shawn got from the MSG crowd to where they completely turned on him to cheer for Sid to the point that the fans cheered despite the way that Sid won the belt that involved Jose Lothario getting hit in the chest with a camera to Shawn getting one as well.\n\nOverall, this was one of the better Survivor Series events that I have seen as most of the matches here were solid & did a great job in pushing all their major storylines for the next PPV. I would recommend this one as this was one of the best events from 1996.","Product: WWF SUMMERSLAM '96\n\nCHAMPIONSHIP MATCH\n\nChampion Shawn Michaels VS. Vader\n\nSPECIAL BOILER ROOM MATCH!\nUndertaker vs. Mankind\n\nSycho Sid vs. British Bulldog\n\nPlus...\n\nWildman Marc Mero vs. Goldust\nJake \"The Snake\" Roberts vs. Jerry \"The King\" Lawler\nSavio Vega vs. Owen Hart\nINCLUDING:\nA 4 Team Elimination Tag Team Title Match! Featuring:\n\nSmoking Gunns\nBody Donnas\nNew Rockers\nGodwinns\nColor, 3 HRS, 1996\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Is It HBK's Time Or Vader Time?\n\nReview: Once again, thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I relived another classic event; this time being the 1996 edition of SummerSlam. Now during this time, Shawn Michaels was the WWF Champion & taking on all comers who were willing to take his gold. However, a month before at International Incident, HBK was beat in a six man tag (which for those keeping track, was the first time, Shawn had been pinned since before WrestleMania) & the man that did it was the man they call, Vader leading to this match. Also, the bitter feud between The Undertaker & Mankind continued here in the first ever Boiler Room Brawl. But the one thing that this event did succeed was that this event heavily made up & surpassed the awful SummerSlam from the previous year with a better card.\n\nOwen Hart vs Savio Vega. This was during the period where Owen was wearing a cast for his injured hand, which did become a factor in this match at one point in time. Before that however, these two underrated performers went in & had a good back & forth encounter that did a great job in getting the crowd pumped up for the night with an ending that was not only typical Owen but a page out of Bob Orton's playbook.\n\nElimination Match: WWF Tag Team Champions The Smoking Gunns vs The Godwinns vs The Bodydonnas vs The New Rockers. A couple of interesting notes to mention here was that Sunny was originally a part of the Bodydonnas but here she was managing the Gunns, this was the SummerSlam debut of Leif Cassidy (who would later be known as Al Snow), Zip & the Godwinns while this was the first time that the tag team titles were on the line in this kind of match. Anyways, this was another good match to watch but if you look closely, you could tell that the Gunns were running into a break up due to the attitude that Billy Gunn kept showing when it came to Sunny.\n\nSycho Sid vs British Bulldog. This was the beginning of the best run of Sid's career as this was actually a much better match than you would normally expect from Sid as he & Bulldog had a nice powerhouse match with moments of both men using their power moves like the powerbomb & running powerslam. The bigger story here though was the appearance of Mason that would become a factor in not only the match but in the upcoming weeks.\n\nIt was around here that there was an interview with Faarooq Assad (who would later be known as just Faarooq) who was scheduled to face Ahmed Johnson for the Intercontinental Championship (which by the way, didn't happen due to Ahmed's first series of injuries)\n\nGoldust vs Marc Mero. This was one of those matches that was focused more on another storyline that actually involved Mankind but also Sable which kinda took the attention away from this match. Not saying that this was a bad match at all but it just seemed to come off as a filler but a decent one nonetheless as both men worked well together.\n\nJerry Lawler vs Jake Roberts. The angle for this feud was based off Jake's real life substance abuse problems which was actually kinda sad to see. On top of that, Lawler brought an oversized bottle with him & just like the opener, it became a factor in this match. However unlike the opener, this match wasn't very good at all.\n\nBoiler Room Brawl: The Undertaker vs Mankind. This was the most unique match that the WWF had did at the time as these two would start in the Boiler Room & you have to exit the Boiler Room & make your way to the ring where Paul Bearer was at to take position of the urn to win the match. This was really something to see for it's time as they brawled all over the Boiler Room with weapons like a steel pipe, a ladder & various other things coming into play before both men left the room to battle in the backstage area & eventually making it to the ring which lead to one of the most shocking turns in WWF history. Again for it's time, this was a wild & entertaining affair with quite the ending in the classic Taker/Mankind feud.\n\nWWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs Vader. This was hyped up as HBK's biggest challenge yet as he was facing a much larger opponent who was not only very agile for his size but holds a pinfall victory over him. Shawn was always able to have a great series of matches with bigger men & this was no exception. This was probably Vader's best WWF match as they told a great story here with Vader being the dominate monster & overpowering Shawn on many occassions while Shawn had to use his speed & quickness to even get some surprising offense on Vader. There were many restarts in this match with HBK getting counted out at one point & later disqualified before the match continued after all that in which Shawn was able to survive & retain his title. Just a great main event & again perhaps Vader's best WWF match.\n\nOverall, this was a much better edition than the 1995 edition as the WWF got it right here & for the most part delivered great action along with shocking twists to storylines that they were pushing at the time. This is one event that I would recommend.","Product: WCW The Great American Bash 1996 [VHS] VHS tape\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Takeover Begins At The Bash\n\nReview: Thanks again to the WWE Network, I was able to check out another WCW event. This was memorable for many reasons as this was the event that really set in the stone the direction that WCW was going to head into the coming future that would result in the change of their product such as establishing the cruiserweight division, the reformation of a staple, the use of celebrities in matches which would become a tradition for WCW but the bigger story was the appearances of Scott Hall & Kevin Nash (who were unnamed at the time) making sporadic appearances in order to start a war...which lead to the formation of the nWo.\n\nThe Steiner Brothers vs Fire & Ice. For those that don't remember, Fire & Ice was the team of Scott Norton & Ice Train and according to Tony Shavione & Dusty Rhodes, this was the result of a series of matches between these two teams that resulted in no finishes with the stipulation added that there must be a winner. By looking all four of these guys, you can tell that this was going to be hard hitting & it was as everyone wasn't going easy on each other with each team trading offense. Keep an eye on the finish as you see a botched frankensteiner that still looked painful on impact.\n\nWCW United States Champion Konnan vs El Gato. It was during this time in WCW that Konnan had been receiving a push as the United States Champion before he had entered the Dungeon of Doom or the New World Order while for those hardcore fans, Gato was originally one of the members of the Orient Express in the early `90s of WWF. For the most part, this was a dominate showcase for Konnan as he out wrestled and controlled the flow of the match with Gato getting in a bit of offense here and there.\n\nDDP vs Marcus Bagwell. DDP was coming his victory last month in BattleBowl so this was a match set up to keep that momentum going. This was an average match that really had Page rely more on heel tactics and do little things to keep his character evolving while Bagwell still brought the fight to Page. One interesting aspect to notice is that even though his big push didn't start till later on in the year, DDP was receiving positive reactions from the crowd despite being a heel here.\n\nWCW Cruiserweight Champion Dean Malenko vs Rey Mysterio. This was a historic match for so many reasons in that this was the first cruiserweight title defense on a WCW PPV in a long time, this was Rey Mysterio's WCW debut and also the match that put the cruiserweight division on the map in WCW. Mike Tenay joined to do the commentary here as both men started off at a fast pace in the early moments with both men reaching stalemates with one another before Malenko was able to establish control. Malenko was able to work the arm of Mysterio before going to the leg in order to keep Mysterio on the ground before Rey was able to build enough momentum with his high flying offense before it was one high risk move too many that open the door for Malenko. This was a classic cruiserweight encounter that stole the show here to the point to where this match was being put over on the following Nitro.\n\nBig Bubba vs John Tenta. For those that don't remember, John Tena is the former Earthquake/Shark persona while Big Bubba is the former Big Bossman. Past that fact, this was a really slow & dull match to follow the previous bout but at least it was kept short.\n\nFalls Count Anywhere Match: Chris Benoit vs Kevin Sullivan. This was another historic moment as this was the beginning of a feud that not only occurred in the business but also affected the personal lives of both men here. This was a fight from the opening bell as both men just traded fists and being aggressive to the point where the referee didn't even try to maintain order and just let them go. They brawl from the entrance way all the way to back stage area and even into the bathroom before they returned back to the ring. However, the most memorable moment of this match occurred after the match with the appearance of Arn Anderson to illustrate where the rest of the Horsemen were standing by.\n\nSting vs Lord Steven Regal. Both men started off evenly matched with Regal being able to take control by working over Sting's arm. Sting was able to return the favor by continuing to wrestle Regal's game but also attempting to pick the pace up with the story of him trying to oust maneuver Regal. Regal was intent on keeping Sting grounded by breaking his momentum by rolling to the outside but always finding a counter hold to Sting's offense allowing him to control the wrestling the way that Regal knows how. This is one of those matches that I would call a \"sleeper\" match as Regal was able to bring out the technical wrestling side out of Sting that we don't normally see while also putting a wrestling clinic in his own right.\n\nRic Flair & Arn Anderson vs Steve McMichael & Kevin Greene. A few points to make about this match: Bobby Heenan had returned as a one night manager/coach for the Flair/Anderson team along with also having Woman & Miss Elizabeth at ringside, Randy Savage was the official coach for the McMichael/Greene team while also having their wives in their corner at ringside including Miss Debra McMichael. McMichael & Greene were able to surprise the Horsemen in the early stages by showing more ability than what was thought along with stopping their offensive momentum with football tackles. The Horsemen were eventually able to regain control & show their teamwork by working over one member at a team as well as bringing in all the heel tag team tactics. However, the big story here was when the action got out of control that resulted in the women taking off only to return with an offer that lead to the FOURTH Horsemen being introduced to the group.\n\nRight around here was the moment that this event is remembered for as Eric Bischoff was set to interview The Outsiders to inform them for their challenge being answered at the next PPV, Bash At The Beach only for the response to be Kevin Nash powerbombing Bischoff off the stage. This was truly a big moment & the kick off to one of the most shocking WCW moments a month later.\n\nWCW Champion The Giant vs Lex Luger. Luger was the current Television Champion as well as one half of the WCW Tag Team Champions so he was looking for the triple crown here as well as revenge for the Giant chokeslamming through a table weeks prior on Nitro. Luger started off hot, going right after the Giant before Jimmy Hart was able to get involved which brought out a close associate of Luger to take care of that issue. From there, Giant was able to dominate Luger with Luger fighting back repeatedly & even have the impossible done in attempting the Torture Rack only for that to come back to bite him in the end. This was a better match than expected going in knowing both men's styles.\n\nIn the end, this was a historic show for WCW as there was quality wrestling, entertainment, cruiserweight action, long term storylines along with developments. There were a few matches on here that weren't much but there was enough action to make this an event to check out.","Product: USED VHS TAPE HALLOWEEN HAVOC 1996 UNCUT BOX\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The \"nWo\" Invasion Continues\n\nReview: Thanks to the wonderful source of the internet, I was able to relive one of my favorite WCW events of all time. This was during the time that the nWo angle was really picking up & was at it's best since it was more like a hostile takeover instead of it being just another stable with one to many members like how it would get very soon after this. With that being said, another positive fact about this event was that all of the matches here had proper build-up instead of just random fillers that tend to happen during the nWo era of WCW.\n\nWCW Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio vs Dean Malenko. These two had been feuding for a while to the point where Malenko stole Rey's mask. This was a great opener as we all know that the WCW cruiserweights are the best way to get the show started off on a good note. Unlike their previous encounters, this was more of an aggressive style added to the great wrestling from Malenko & the usual but fun high-flying action from Mysterio.\n\nDiamond Dallas Page vs Eddie Guerrero. This whole storyline was all about the Battlebowl ring which was actually kinda funny for it's time. Besides that, this was a good match as both men worked well together despite their unique styles but the real highlight of this match was the fact that DDP was being cheered despite him being the heel in this rivalry.\n\nThe Giant (nWo) vs Jeff Jarrett (WCW). The first match of the WCW/nWo feud as the issue here was that Ric Flair (who was the United States Champion) was going to be in Jarrett's corner while Giant actually stole the belt from Flair since Flair was injured. This match wasn't much as Giant dominated the majority of the match with Jarrett getting a shot here & there but Flair was the main attention here with his behavior to the point that he got involved in the match.\n\nChris Jericho (WCW) vs Syxx (nWo). The second battle within this feud where the main story being told here was to start the rivalry between Jericho & corrupt referee Nick Patrick as that became a factor during this match. Anyways, this was still a good match as both men worked well together.\n\nLex Luger vs Arn Anderson. This feud heated up at Fall Brawl the month prior where Luger lost the fall to the nWo during War Games to the point where Anderson called Luger a quitter. Another good match here & one of Luger's better performances throughout his career as he added a much more aggressive approach than he has in the past to the point where he even used a chair to wear out Arn's back & did the torture rack but refused to let go of the hold in order to injure him.\n\nChris Benoit & Steve McMichael vs The Faces of Fear. Benoit was the workhorse here in what was a decent match that was only there to continue the rivalry between Benoit & Kevin Sullivan as they fight for Woman.\n\nWCW Tag Team Champions Harlem Heat (WCW) vs The Outsiders (nWo). One moment to notice in this match was that most of the crowd was actually behind Hall & Nash to the point where there was a \"Razor\" chant. Good tag team match here as not only both teams worked well together but this was the best showing that Hall & Nash had as a team as they were really clicking here with Booker T & Stevie Ray. The ending had Col. Parker handing his cane over to Nash for him to use it to win the titles for the first time in WCW.\n\nWCW Champion Hollywood Hulk Hogan (nWo) vs Randy Savage (WCW). Other than the fact that both men switched roles, the storyline here was similar to their WrestleMania V match along with Miss Elizabeth being in the middle again. The start of the match had some comedy as Hogan was trying to wrestle with his toupee & glasses on while Savage was just ready to pounce on him like an animal. Anyways, this was one of Hogan's best matches in his WCW career as Savage was usually capable of bringing out the best in Hogan. The ending had Nick Patrick screwing Savage out of the title & Ted Dibiase & The Giant interfering that lead to Giant chokeslamming Savage on the floor to allow Hogan to get the heel victory.\n\nAfter the match, Giant woke Hogan up with a bucket of ice water when out of nowhere, Rowdy Roddy Piper made his WCW debut to have a confrontation with Hogan that was the beginning of the build-up towards their Starrcade match.\n\nIn the end, this was one of those events where WCW got it right & stuck to the business of showcasing great wrestling while either pushing new or ending storylines so this is an event that I highly recommend to check out as I think it was the best one from the nWo era.","Product: Actors: Bret Hart, Steve Austin (IV), Mark Calaway, Leon White, Dwayne Johnson\nDirectors: Kevin Dunn (III)\nFormat: Color, NTSC\nRated: NR (Not Rated)\nNumber of tapes: 1\nStudio: Coliseum Video (a&H\nVHS Release Date: May 6, 1997\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Final Four For The Gold\n\nReview: Thanks again to the wonderful source of the internet, I was able to check out an old In Your House entitled In Your House: Final Four. Now the whole build-up for this event for those that don't remember was the main event. The previous month at the Royal Rumble, Stone Cold Steve Austin won the Rumble match by last eliminating The Undertaker, Vader & Bret Hart. One problem, the win was earned controversially as Austin was eliminated by Bret but it wasn't seen by the officials due to a fight between Mankind & Terry Funk. Speaking of controversy, the week before the event, Shawn Michaels forfeited the WWF Championship on RAW with his infamous \"I Lost My Smile\" speech. So with that being said, the match was changed to a WWF Championship match.\n\nMarc Mero vs Leif Cassidy. Once again, for fans that don't remember Leif Cassidy is actually the man that we would all know as Al Snow. With that being said, during this time Snow...I mean Cassidy was putting on good performances in singles matches & that was the case here as this was a solid opening match & a better effort than what you would expect from either man. On a plus, Sable was a quite a sight to look at as well.\n\nThe Nation Of Domination vs Goldust, Bart Gunn & Flash Funk. During this time, the members of the Nation consisted of Faarooq, Savio Vega & Crush. This was all about continuing the storyline of the Nation getting stronger as this match didn't really have any build-up towards it so this was just an average match that certainly had it's moments but wasn't anything memorable.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Rocky Maivia vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 14 months before they would go on to have one of the most memorable feuds of the WWF Attitude era, they battled here for the first on PPV with the Intercontinental title on the line. This was the rematch from RAW a few weeks back where Rocky won the belt. Hunter tried working over Rocky's shoulder & avoid keeping the match at a fast pace with Rocky showing his athleticism for being a rookie. These two never had a bad match as this was another solid encounter between these two even though they would have better quality matches after this.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & The British Bulldog vs Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon. 3 months after debuting at the Survivor Series, Furnas & LaFon finally get their tag team title shot. This match teased a couple of stories being told as Owen & Bulldog were more concerned with one upping each other than working as a team which allowed Furnas & LaFon to take advantage since they were willing to work as one. A great tag team match but like I said, the story was mostly about Owen & Bulldog trying to best the other which lead to the wierd ending.\n\nWWF Championship \"Final Four\": Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker vs Vader. This was a unique contest for it's time as this match was similar to how a fatal fourway match is executed with a few different rules stating that elimination is earned by pinfall, submission & or being thrown over the top rope. This was a wild contest right from the get-go with non-stop action along with so many moments including both sides continuing their previous storylines, Vader getting heavily busted open after taking a boot to the face by Taker with a chair in hand & just going on a rampage from there, Austin relentlessly going after Bret to make sure he didn't get eliminated by anyone else but him & even the rare confrontation (for that time) between Bret & Taker at the end. Other moments featured Bret executing an impressive super-suplex on Vader & pay attention to what happens to Austin when Taker throws him over the rope, knee first on the apron. Just an awesome match from start to finish.\n\nIn the end, this event didn't really have a bad match on the card & the main event alone is worth the price of admission so I recommend giving this one a look when you get the chance.","Product: StoneCold steve austins tilte shot\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 29 Men Target A Rattlesnake & A Title Shot.\n\nReview: This was another old WWF tape that I had found with this being the 1998 Royal Rumble. The highlight to this event is usually the Royal Rumble match but this particular one had a backstory to it. In the few weeks prior to the event, Stone Cold Steve Austin had declared that he was marked man in the Rumble match and over the course of the next few weeks, attacked just about every single participant in the Rumble match making him the odd man out. Also, Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker resume their feud here in a Casket match but this time with WWF Championship on the line but also what was revealed on the previous RAW that Kane & Undertaker had reunited as a team. On top of that, Mike Tyson was scheduled to appear in the sky box as rumors were stating that he was in negotiation with the WWF to be part of WrestleMania XIV.\n\nVader vs The Artist Formely Known as Goldust. This match stems all the way back to Survivor Series when Goldust had turned heel and abandoned Vader while at this time, Goldust was dressing up as a new Hollywood character (for lack of better terms). Both men started off aggressively with both men resorting to using the steel steps on a few occassions as well as Luna getting involved in the action with a finish that was quite the site as it was something we hadn't seen before nor we have seen since.\n\nMax Mini, Mosaic & Nova vs Battalion, El Torito & Tarantula. Sunny was the special guest referee for this match but she wasn't the traditional referee as she became a factor at several times in this match. With Sunny's antics including the reactions of all the minis' & Jerry Lawler getting all his one-liner short jokes, this was the typical action that you would expect from the minis.\n\nIntercontinental Champion The Rock vs Ken Shamrock. Before the match got underway, check out The Rock's comments towards then President Clinton's affair to give you a sign of the direction Rock was going with his character. These two had a rivalry dating back to Survivor Series as well so both men were in the feeling out process early on with both men anticipating the other's next move. From there, it went back & forth into a very competitive match with an outcome that left the door open for this feud to continue but considering the quality here and their future series throughout the year (with the exception being WrestleMania), that wasn't a bad thing.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions New Age Outlaws vs The Legion Of Doom. LOD were out for redemption here as they were facing the team that not only beat them for the titles, injured & humilated them such as Hawk having half of his head shaved but also the team that proclaimed they were the best tag team in the world. Considering that build, this was a brawl right from the getgo as the LOD were focused more on revenge more than anything else which left an opening for the Outlaws to take advantage. The real turning point was when the Outlaws handcuffed Hawk on the outside making it a handicap match before Hawk freed himself but it was too little too late.\n\nRoyal Rumble Match. Before the match, it was announced that Mike Tyson would be involved at WrestleMania in some way while also showing that he was a die-hard Stone Cold fan who as mentioned was the odd man out in this match. This was one of those Rumbles where you had an idea of who was going to win going into but it still managed to turn out to very entertaining as you had so many highlights throughout the Rumble such as the opening period with Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie turning this into an unofficial hardcore match bringing in various weapons & even having a chair competition to the point to where The Rock ended up paying for it for getting in the middle of it, The Nation showing that it was every man for himself as they fought amongst each other, what happened between Owen Hart & Jeff Jarrett that eventually brought out an injured Triple H to show what his true purpose in the Rumble was, feuds such as Rock/Shamrock & Vader/Goldust getting their receipts from earlier in the night, Stone Cold being the target of the match to the point where the action in the ring stopped when his music hit for everyone to get their hands on him & eventually do so, Mick Foley appearing as all \"3 Faces of Foley\" & the final showdown between Austin & Rock.\n\nCasket Match: WWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker. Before the match, check out the interaction between Mike Tyson & DX to again show the direction that particular moment would lead into. Shawn wasted no time in jumping Taker right from the start before Taker starting using his power advantage including one moment early on where Shawn was backdropped out of the ring with his lower back hitting the edge of the Casket that caused the back injury that put Shawn out of action for over 4 years. Shawn regained momentum by using a chair & the steel steps along with outside help from Hunter & Chyna. Both men even went as far to use the Casket for offensive moves such as HBK delivering an elbow into the casket & Taker executing a tombstone from the apron before more outside help came out for each man but it was the appearance of one man that Taker had a past with that made the difference & set up not only a WrestleMania main event match but also a flaming casket. Even though this match is more remembered as the match that ended HBK's career for four years, this was a great main event as Taker & Shawn never had a bad match together.\n\nIn the end, this was one of the better cards in the Rumble's history as well as one of the best from 1998 as various seeds were planted here for future feuds leading into WrestleMania (Taker/Kane, Austin/Tyson/Michaels, HHH/Owen, Rock/Shamrock) while for the most part we had solid in-ring action with a very entertaining Rumble on top of that so I would recommend checking this one out.","Product: Boston, MA, March 29, 1998. The Heartbreak Kid, the Rattlesnake, the Baddest Man on the Planet, the WWF Championship--combine all these elements and the most explosive WrestleMania in history is created!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Austin Era Begins In Boston\n\nReview: This is one of the best WrestleManias that I have seen and that is not only the fact that I actually went to this event in my hometown of Boston but this was one of the better cards that we had seen during this era. One thing you can't help but notice was that you could tell that Attitude Era was really starting to evolve here with the atmosphere here being much more different than the previous WrestleManias.\n\n15 Team Battle Royal. The winners of this match would receive a title shot at the Tag Team titles the next month at Unforgiven. This was one of those matches that was just good for what it was as the real highlight here was the return of the Legion of Doom with a new look & a new manager in Sunny to receive one of the loudest pops of the night. Other moments include Lawler constantly putting his own son over, the continuation of the Bradshaw/Windham feud & the end of the Road Warriors feud with the Godwinns.\n\nWWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku vs Aguila. Jim Ross quoted this match perfectly when he said \"that someone should notify Logan Airport\" because these two put on a great match with so many high, risk moves & high-flying that really showed the possibilities that this division had if given the proper push but this was certainly a highlight for it's time.\n\nWWF European Champion Triple H vs Owen Hart. The stipulation here was that Chyna was going to be handcuffed to Sgt. Slaughter to prevent her from interfering in the match. This was a really good match as Owen & Triple H worked well together with Triple H even working on Owen's injured ankle with Chyna not really becoming a factor till the end where she not only got even with Slaughter but took care of Owen as well.\n\nSable & Marc Mero vs Goldust & Luna. For those wondering, this was the third mixed tag team match in WrestleMania history & was a better match than anyone anticipated going in. The crowd was pro-Sable throughout the match with Sable being very aggressive throughout the match & even doing moves that she had never done before to Luna like a powerbomb & even using Mero's TKO to get the victory.\n\nIntercontinental Champion The Rock vs Ken Shamrock. This was mostly just Shamrock dominating most of the match & even winning the match by submission but not before taking a sick chair shot at the hands of The Rock to the point where Shamrock snapped again to the point that the decision was reversed back to The Rock. However, one moment to check out was when the leader of the Nation, Faarooq refused to help The Rock when he was in the anklelock.\n\nDumpster Match: WWF Tag Team Champions New Age Outlaws vs Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie. The rules here was to win the match, you have to put your opponents in the dumpster & close the lids. This was hardcore to say the least as these two teams beat the hell out of each other with various weapons being used like a ladder, pans, stop signs etc with one moment to look out for when Billy Gunn & Cactus Jack were knocked off the ladder from the middle of the ring all the way down into the dumpster. They went backstage using more weapons before Jack & Charlie outsmarted the Outlaws to win the titles.\n\nThe Undertaker vs Kane. This was their first match & to this day, I still regard this one as their best encounter as this was one of the best \"big man vs big man\" matches in WrestleMania history. This match also told a good story in which Kane was the relentless monster that Taker is known to be in the past to the point where he took more of a beating here than he ever did before to the point where Taker took a dive to the outside but landed on the spanish announce table. Great match between these two as Taker sealed the deal after the third tombstone.\n\nWWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs Stone Cold Steve Austin w/Special Enforcer Mike Tyson. This was the match that began Austin's era in the WWF along with the final in-ring performance of Shawn Michaels...for at least four years anyways. This was a great back & forth match with both men's different styles really complimenting each other well with extra credit to HBK for putting on this type of performance with a broken back that really showed it's effect throughout the match. Tyson wasn't a factor till the end to allow Austin to win his first WWF title that lead to the aftermath of Tyson knocking out Shawn in the middle of the ring.\n\nIn the end, this was one of those WrestleManias where there wasn't a bad match on the card & while some matches might have disappointed (Rock/Shamrock for example), there is nothing really bad here with standout matches along the way. I highly recommend this one as I felt this was one of the best WrestleManias that I have seen.","Product: WWF-UNFORGIVEN in your house. Championship Match, Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin with WWF owner Vince McMahon at ringside vs Dude Love. First-Ever Inferno Match! Undertaker vs. Kane. European Champion Triple H of DX vs Owen Hart, with Chyna Suspended above the ring in a cage. First-Ever Evening Gown Match! Sable vs. Luna. Tage Team Title Match. Champions The New Age Outlaws vs L.O.D. 2000. Six-Man Tag Team War Faarooq, Ken Shamrock, and Steve Blackman vs The Nation of Domination. Double J sings with country sensation Sawyer Brown.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Brothers In Fire & Will A Champion Be Screwed...Again?\n\nReview: This was another event from the Attitude Era that I was able to check out recently with this particular one being Unforgiven. Stone Cold Steve Austin had just won his first WWF Championship at WrestleMania but by the following night was told to do things \"the easy way or the hard way\" with WWF Owner Vince McMahon. After Austin made his choice, it began a series of events that lead to a full-fledged feud between Austin & McMahon. On one particular night during the first official Austin/McMahon meeting, Mick Foley returned to his Dude Love character & proceeded to attack Austin much to the surprise of everyone else to get this title shot while McMahon also made it clear that he was going to be at ringside for this particular match (playing up the previous Survivor Series). Also, The Undertaker & Kane took their feud to the next level resorting to a first for the WWF, The Inferno match. One more thing, the night after WrestleMania Faarooq was kicked out of his organization as his fellow members turned on him with The Rock declaring himself as leader & ruler of the Nation while DX received a new change with Shawn Michaels being out of action, Triple H taking over as leader & bringing in new DX members in the New Age Outlaws & the returning X-Pac (WCW's Syxx/1-2-3 Kid).\n\nFaarooq, Ken Shamrock & Steve Blackman vs The Nation. This particular group of the Nation was The Rock, D'lo Brown & Kama with Mark Henry at ringside. Each man had a score to settle with the Nation but none bigger than Faarooq whose intentions was to get even with The Rock. The Nation worked as a team by isolating Blackman for most of the match while Shamrock & Faarooq were working together but were trying to get even for their own agendas before one man got what he wanted in the end.\n\nWWF European Champion Triple H vs Owen Hart. The rematch from WrestleMania but this time, the added stipulation was that Chyna was going to be suspended above the ring a steel cage. Without having to worry about Chyna, Owen was able to take the fight right to Triple H and even taunt Chyna on a few occassions. Triple H was able to regain control & even attempted to ground Owen on several occassions. However, this match took a unique turn of events as Chyna was able to do something that nobody thought was possible before it was another member of DX that ended up getting involved that finally caused Owen Hart to snap.\n\n\"New\" Midnight Express vs The Rock & Roll Express. Jim Cornette had brought back Bob Holly & Bart Gunn & renamed them the new Midnight Express while also turning on the Rock & Roll Express. The Express were past their prime at this point so this match wasn't really much past watchable with the only highlight being Cornette's interaction with the referee but overall, this was not even close to the quality of matches that the Express had with the \"real\" Midnight Express.\n\nEvening Gown Match: Sable vs Luna. This was a first as this was a match in which the only way to win is to strip your opponent's evening gown off. Nothing much here past the usual T&A from this era.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions The New Age Outlaws vs L.O.D 2000. This was the climax to the months long feud between these two teams as the Outlaws had beaten, humliated & even at one point seemed to break up the LOD till WrestleMania where the LOD returned with a new look & manager in Sunny. Before the match, The Outlaws ran down North Carolina along with subtle lines towards the LOD. However, this match was similar to their previous matches in which they had a slow paced tag match but I will give credit in that Animal & Hawk put more effort into this match than they did in their previous match. The match itself was average but pay close attention to the finish as it didn't set well with the LOD that even had the referee suffer for his call.\n\nInferno Match: The Undertaker vs Kane. The first ever Inferno match & for those keeping track, this is the second meeting between these two but also the first of two Inferno matches between these two. Considering the limitations that this match had with the ring being surrounded by fire, these two went above & beyond the call of duty. They exchanged high impact moves such as chokeslams & even a suplex from the top rope with both men using a chair at one point along with one man returning who had his issues with Kane as well before Taker was able to get the revenge he had been seeking for months on not just Kane but also Paul Bearer. This was quite the spectacle to see with flames adding visuals but speaking of visuals, check out Taker's dive out of the ring over the flames to solidify that statement.\n\nWWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Dude Love. Austin's first title defense comes against a man that was once Austin's Tag Team Champion/Partner in Dude Love who jumped Austin right from the start & listen closely early to Jim Ross's shoot towards WCW in regards to Austin's career. Austin was able to turn the tide & take the brawl up the entrance way before both men battling on top of the concert stage with Dude taking a fall off the stage that you just knew had to hurt. Dude was able to regain control off one mistake from Austin before working over Austin's previous injured neck. The big story here was the appearance of Vince McMahon which raised speculation of a Montreal Revisit with even moments of Vince & the timekeeper (who Austin threatened earlier in the night) making eye contact at times while also getting into confrontations with Austin. This one got out of control once the referee went down, both men brawling around the ringside area, the front row, Austin suplexing Dude onto the steel steps before a chair got involved & McMahon ended up paying the price for getting involved one time too many. This was a prelude to their more famous match a month later at Over the Edge but this was still a very good main event that left you wanting more when it was done.\n\nOverall, the only matches here that weren't much was the Express match & Evening Gown match (unless you just want to see women in bikinis) while the main events were good quality as well as others pushing the storylines which I think was at it's peak during this particular time of the Attitude Era. However with the main events already being released on DVD, I'd recommend seeing this if you can see it online or even a cheap price.","Product: FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP with special referee Stone Cold Steve Austin: Kane vs. Undertaker. EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP: D'Lo Brown vs. X-Pac TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: The New Age Outlaws vs. The Headbangers.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Can A Rattlesnake Be Humbled? Or Fired?\n\nReview: This is one of those events that I was able to find through online sources with this one being the first ever edition of Judgment Day. At the last PPV, Vince McMahon's \"Master Plan\" to screw Stone Cold Steve Austin out of the WWF Championship worked with the help of the Undertaker and Kane. However, due to the outcome of Taker and Kane both pinning Austin at the same time, no WWF Champion was declared leading to this match between the two brothers with the special twist that Austin will be the guest referee that lead to various entertaining moments (Taker & Kane injuring McMahon's ankle, Austin's zamboni drive, \"Dr. Austin\" which also debuted \"Mr. Socko\", McMahon's corvette filled with cement). Also the added stipulation on Austin was that he would be fired if he doesn't crown a new WWF Champion but not before getting attacked by McMahon's new head of security, the returning Big Bossman.\n\nAl Snow vs Marc Mero. Before the match got underway, Jeff Jarrett had come out to ringside due to an incident on Heat earlier in the night which involved \"Head\" getting in the way. This didn't go very long but they worked a good match with Mero showing flashes of his previous high flying style along with Snow's comical interactions with \"Head\".\n\nLOD 2000 & Droz vs Disciples of Apocalypse (8-Ball, Skull and Paul Ellering). This was the end of this feud which resembled each match that these two teams have had in which it was real slow and dull for the most part but it was kept short with the bigger story being what happened between Hawk & Droz that would begin the \"Drug Pusher\" angle (the less about that, the better).\n\nWWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku vs Christian. This was Christian's PPV debut while this was one of the rare times that the Light Heavyweight Title would be defended on PPV despite taking having it for almost a year at this point along with the fact that Edge (who was feuding with Gangrel at the time) was in the audience looking on. Christian started off on the offense before Taka was able to take over with his high flying style and even do little things to put over his heel persona. This was a fast paced match with a shocking conclusion.\n\nGoldust vs Val Venis. This marked the in-ring return of Goldust after months of Dustin playing himself. The mind games started early as Goldust interrupted Val's prematch routine. Val was more aggressive than usual here as he took the fight right to Goldust before both men traded offense while working on a specific body part. Terri didn't really become a factor till the end which resulted in Goldust getting a measure of revenge on Val in a way that would have had every man in the arena in pain in what was a good match & tons better than their previous encounter.\n\nWWF European Champion D'Lo Brown vs X-Pac. This was a rematch from RAW a few weeks prior where D'Lo had won the title but what wasn't mentioned was the fact that these two had a series of matches going on at this point. The backstory to this match was if X-Pac was 100% due to competing in the Intercontinental Title Tournament earlier in the week. Both men traded offense back and forth with D'Lo focusing on X-Pac's neck while outside parties such as Chyna and Mark Henry got involved in the match in some way. Out of their series at this time, this was their best match as they worked really well with each other and got the crowd into the match the longer it went.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions The New Age Outlaws vs The Headbangers. Headbangers had recently turned heel and showed their new style by attacking the Outlaws during their usual prematch introductions. Outlaws were able to recover and gain control before the Bangers were able to isolate Road Dogg for a good portion of the match till Billy Gunn got the hot tag. Mosh & Thrasher were able to stop that momentum and focus on Gunn to the point where Road Dogg couldn't control his emotions and got some payback with a jutebox. This was a good showcasing for the HeadBangers as they used the traditional heel tactics in a tag match while the Outlaws played the \"faces in peril\" which was rare at the time to see resulting in another good match.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Ken Shamrock vs Mankind. This match stemmed from the last month's Cage match involving these two and The Rock with the added twist being that Shamrock had won the tournament on RAW making this an Intercontinental title match. Both men went back & forth with Shamrock focusing on Mankind's ankle along with giving Mankind a receipt for what happened last month. However, the real highlight was Mankind's promise to not submit to Shamrock resulting in him doing something nobody expected. This was a good competitive match.\n\nThe Rock vs Mark Henry. Before the match, we got another poem from Mark Henry in regards to Chyna. This was pretty much to finish off the Nation as Rock was the number one contender for the WWF title (which for those remembering, he didn't get) as Rock got on the offense right away before Henry slowed things down to take control. Rock was able to gain control back before the interference of D'Lo Brown lead to a result that nobody saw coming.\n\nWWF Championship w/Special Referee Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Undertaker vs Kane. For those keeping track, this was the fourth time that these two would face off in 1998. Austin made it clear by the opening instructions that he was gonna let this one fly as evident by refusing to count either man out & even offering weapons such as a chair and cable cords. Taker was able to sucker punch Kane right from the getgo before both men traded offense with Austin showing Taker early on that you can't trust Austin. This evolved into a very slow paced brawl with Taker heavily working over Kane's knee with various submissions. However the big story came when Taker and Kane decided that they had enough Austin that lead to the appearance of Paul Bearer showing whose side he \"REALLY\" was on before Austin returned the favor right back to Taker & Kane by counting both men's shoulders down.\n\nRight after that, Austin went on search for McMahon with moments such as confronting Michael Hayes, running into Owen Hart (who was claiming to be retired at the time). However Vince McMahon would show up in the Skybox with the Big Bossman at his side and delivering on his promise to fire Austin with Austin closing things out with a beer bash but also a warning to Vince that this was not the last of Austin (which wasn't due Shane McMahon rehiring Austin a few weeks later on RAW).\n\nOverall, this was one of the rare \"B'level\" shows in which good in-ring action followed along with good storylines and while there wasn't anything memorable about this card, there were only two bad matches but were kept short while every other match was good so I would recommmend checking this one out based on that alone.","Product: Stone Cold Steve Austin stole the show this night as he withstood a brutal beating by the \"Hit Man\" and came back for more! The Federation Championship returned to the Dark Side as the Undertaker battled Sycho Sid for the coveted prize! A Chicago Street Fight finds the Nation of Domination in rugged combat against the Windy City's own Legion of Doom and Ahmed Johnson. This night is memorable, as it also seemed to be the birthplace of WF \"Attitude.\" WrestleMania® 13 was certainly highlighted by aggressiveness and brutality by the World Wrestling Federation's best!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Dark Days Begin & A Legend Is Born\n\nReview: Another old WWF tape as this was one of the more unique WrestleMania cards of all time. During this time, the main event was changed in so many ways. After a series of events involving Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels & Sycho Sid, the main event eventually became Sycho Sid defending the WWF Championship against The Undertaker. Speaking of Austin/Bret, they would make even more history at this event as their match has still stood to test of time today.\n\nElimination Match: The Headbangers vs The Godwinns vs The Blackjacks vs Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon. The winners of this match would receive a shot at the WWF Tag Team Championship the next night on RAW. This was one of those matches where not everyone was able to get a moment to shine but still was able to contribute to the match & had a good opener with the Headbangers showing why they were so popular among the fans at the time.\n\nIntercontinental Champion Rocky Maivia vs The Sultan. Honky Tonk Man actually joins the commentator's table for this match. This was the match that planted the seeds for Rocky to eventually turn into The Rock as the crowd completely turned & booed Rocky out of the building to the point that they were chanting \"Rocky Sucks, DIE Rocky Die\" etc. The match itself was decent with cameos from Bob Backlund, The Iron Shiek & Rocky Johnson at the end but the match is mostly remembered for the crowd's reaction.\n\nHunter Hearst Helmsley vs Goldust. The end of their long feud over Marlena & for those that don't remember, this was Chyna's WrestleMania debut. Anyways, this was a good match between these two & was much better than their Royal Rumble match that they had earlier in the year as it focused more on the wrestling instead of both men trying to out-heel the other with tons of cheating. But the real highlight here was what Chyna did to Marlena that was something nobody had ever seen before.\n\nWWF Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & The British Bulldog vs Mankind & Vader. This was a unique match since both teams were heels but the crowd was at first cheering for Vader but then got behind Owen & Bulldog midway through the match along with the fact that the tease of breakup between Owen & Bulldog was still going on here. Great tag team match between both teams despite the double countout ending as Owen was workhorse of the team while Bulldog used his power along with Mankind & Vader holding their own despite this being their first time as a tag team.\n\nSubmission Match: Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin w/Special Referee Ken Shamrock. Before I begin, it should be noted that this was also Ken Shamrock's WrestleMania debut & first major role in the WWF. Honestly, I can try to describe this match but the words that I put down will not do this match justice. This was the match that stole the show, this was the match where the crowd turned against it's hero (Hart) & cheered for the villian (Austin) as they told such a great story here to the point where they switched roles & just like their previous Survivor Series encounter, the match that helped elevate Austin into the superstar that we know him today.\n\nChicago Street Fight: Legion of Doom & Ahmed Johnson vs The Nation of Domination. The Road Warriors were making their return in their hometown to help Ahmed battle Faarooq & his nation. This match lived up to what it was supposed to be & that it was just a wild fight with everyone using various weapons like a stop sign, 2X4ers, chairs, fire extinguishers, a noose rope, trash cans & even the announce table at ringside that lead to Faarooq getting injured in the process along with various members of the Nation getting involved in the action.\n\nWWF Champion Sycho Sid vs The Undertaker. Before the match started, Shawn Michaels made his way to the ring to do commentary that eventually lead to Bret Hart coming out & shooting a promo to continue his new heel run that lead to him being powerbombed by Sid, much to the crowd's delight. Undertaker has been known to work with some of the giants in the wrestling business who weren't the best wrestlers & give them one of the best matches of their careers & this was no exception as I always felt that the year 96-97 was Sid's best run of his career. This was mostly a brawl with both men trying to over power the other along with Sid attacking Taker's back to where he slammed him onto the Spanish announce table. With multiple cameos from Bret Hart, Undertaker was able to secure his second WWF Championship & for those history fans, his 6th WrestleMania victory.\n\nOverall, this was one of those events that was better than most people give it credit for as there was solid action throughout the night while at the same time, planting the seeds for the Attitude Era so I highly recommend this WrestleMania.","Product: This event lives up to its name! Never before in Federation history has more been on the line. Is first blood thicker than water? Who will be the #1 contender? Who will get the rights to DX? Five titles up for grabs, as well as the end of an era. Approx. 3 hours.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The End Of An Era\n\nReview: Another old WWF tape that I found from the Attitude Era of the WWF. The night after the King Of The Ring, Stone Cold Steve Austin regained the WWF Championship from the Undertaker but Taker showed that he wasn't done with Austin yet in proceeding to bust Austin open (along with doing the same act in constant weeks prior to the PPV) & challenging him to a First Blood match which for those that remember was the same match that Taker had cost Austin the title a year before. However the bigger story was Vince McMahon raising the stakes that guaranteed one way or another, this event would mark \"The End Of An Era\".\n\nIntercontinental Champion Edge vs Jeff Jarrett. The night before at a house show in Toronto, Edge won his first singles title so this was the rematch. And just like his match with Owen Hart months before at BreakDown, Edge held his own against the veteran Jarrett in what was a good back & forth match with Gangrel getting involved at the end & Debra being quite the sight at ringside.\n\nAcolyte Rules: WWF Tag Team Champions Hardy Boyz & Michael Hayes vs Acolytes. This was just a glorified handicap match with the rules being that the Acolytes can win the tag titles no matter who they pin. These two teams didn't disappoint as this was just a brawl around the ring with one moment to check out would be this clothesline that Bradshaw delivered to Jeff while in mid-air. Hayes didn't slow down the action but it was his mistake that cost his team the match that eventually lead to the Hardyz leaving Hayes in the future.\n\nWWF European Champion Mideon vs D'Lo Brown. After months of the European title being on the shelf, it returns here but this was the first flop of the night as Mideon does nothing for me as a performer & D'Lo just wasn't good able to bring out a good performance out of Mideon.\n\nHardcore Champion Al Snow vs Big Bossman. This match had a wierd storyline as Snow was begging Bossman to put him out of his misery due the \"Head\" driving him crazy for the past couple weeks. Anyways, this match followed the hardcore pattern that the WWF did at this point as they brawled around the arena using various weapons including a golf cart before they would out into the streets with Bossman handcuffing Snow up against the fense to win the match & the title.\n\nKane vs Big Show w/Special Referee Hardcore Holly. Holly was just added to the match for some comedy based on his interactions with both men throughout the couple of weeks leading to this match. Even though this did get slow at times, this was actually a good \"big man vs big man\" match as this was better than their previous KOTR match or even their dull Backlash 2006 encounter with the aftermath featuring Undertaker & X-Pac that planted the seeds for their tag team match at SummerSlam a month later.\n\nIron Circle Match: Ken Shamrock vs Steve Blackman. This resembled the Parking Lot Brawls that they would do a couple of years later involving Cena/Guerrero as they just brawled in the parking lot surrounded with cars with some of the cars coming into effect at one point before Shamrock ended things with a steel chain.\n\n\"Rights To The DX Name\": X-Pac & Road Dogg vs Billy Gunn & Chyna. The stipulation to this match was that the winning team would get the rights to use the DX name. Anyways, this was the surprise of the night as everyone put forth a good effort & delivered a match that would have came off as a filler but made it fun to watch with moments like the interaction between Gunn/Dogg & even Chyna/X-Pac as we see Chyna dominate with her strength.\n\nFully Loaded Strap Match: The Rock vs Triple H. The winner of this match would face the WWF Champion at SummerSlam. This was a different strap match than most fans tend to expect as this didn't have the \"touch the four corners rule\" with the way to win being by pinfall/submission anywhere in the building. Out of all their matches, this was probably their stiffest match with both men using the leather strap at various times like Triple H choking Rock from the top turnbuckle along with one moment where Rock whipped Triple H in the chest with the strap that it made me cringe. The ending involving Billy Gunn didn't take away from this match that would have been worthy for Rock or HHH's DVD sets.\n\n\"End Of An Era\" First Blood Match: WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker. The climax of the Austin/McMahon feud as the stipulations here were that if Taker won, Austin couldn't get a title match ever again while if Austin won, McMahon would be forced to leave the WWF. Before the match, Vince McMahon decided to do commentary for this match. On top of that earlier in the night, both men were attacked & busted open by one another. This was a physical brawl between these two with both men selling the effect of their attack from earlier with Shane McMahon taking one of the hardest chairshots that I have ever seen in wrestling. Along with cameos from X-Pac, Triple H, The Rock & Vince McMahon, this was a wild encounter with a surprising aftermath to conclude one of the best feuds in WWF history.\n\nIn the end, there was only really one bad match on the card while the rest of the undercard also had some good matches along with progressing the storylines they were pushing at the time with the two main events being the highlights of this show so this is one I would check out if you find it at a cheap price.","Product: At the Arco Arena on May 20, 2001, not one person was mourning the Kings' loss to the Lakers in the Western Conference Semifinals because everyone in attendance was anxiously awaiting the night's marquee match: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Undertaker. Adding to the drama of the match was the Taker's realization that Triple H and Austin had tricked him into believing that his wife had been in a car accident (it's a good thing he didn't find out about her affair with HHH). However, there were many other excellent matches that evening, and they included: William Regal vs. Rikishi, Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Rhyno vs. Big Show, and many more.\n\nProduct Details\nNumber of Tapes: 1\nRating: Not Rated\nFilm Country: USA\nSound: HiFi Sound\nUPC: 65119102713\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It's Judgment Day for The RattleSnake & The Game\n\nReview: WWF continued their streak of great PPVs in 2001 as this was one of the best shows of the year to the point where it's a shame that it was forgotten later in the year due to the Invasion angle taking up the rest of the year.\n\nRikishi vs William Regal. This was a short but enjoyable match as Rikishi was injured during this time while Regal makes some of the funniest faces after receiving a stinkface.\n\n3 Stages of Hell Medals Match: Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit. The first fall was a pinfall only match that Benoit won in less than a minute. The second fall was a submission match while the third was a ladder match with the gold medals being hung above the ring. Angle & Benoit never had a bad match as this was one of the best matches of the year with these two putting on an awesome performance along with telling a great story of Kurt being behind early in the match & having to catch up to Benoit along with Edge & Christian making a cameo in the end.\n\nHardcore Champion Rhyno vs Big Show vs Test. This was one of those matches where they spent more time out of the ring than they did inside as they brawled in the crowd, went to the backstage area & eventually returned back to the ring to use weapons like trash cans, a fire extinguisher, & steel steps to make their moves more impactful. An enjoyable match but one moment to check out is Rhyno's gore to the Big Show using the trash can for impact.\n\nWWF Women's Champion Chyna vs Lita. This was Chyna's best match during her reign as champion due to the fact that Lita was able to bring out a good performance out of Chyna instead of being reduced to squash like most of Chyna's matches.\n\nChain Match: Intercontinental Champion Triple H vs Kane. Before they went through a dumb storyline in 2002, they gave an awesome performance in this chain match as they really beat the living hell out of each other to the point where Triple H was rammed into the post while he had a chair in his hand that busted him open. The ending featured Stone Cold Steve Austin getting involved & accidently hitting his own partner to give Kane his first Intercontinental championship.\n\nTag Team Turmoil. This was the best turmoil match that the WWF had done as there were many series of matches & situations going on here. Moments include some decent wrestling between the Radicals & APA, the interaction between the Dudleyz & the Hollys that lead to D-Von getting the Alabama slam through the table, The Hardyz putting on a good performance with X-Pac & Justin Credible with Albert getting involved in their matches. However, the big story here was Chris Jericho getting Chris Benoit as his partner & having two good matches including against Edge & Christian which is something considering Benoit just had a three stages of hell match.\n\nNo Holds Barred: WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker. Undertaker threatened William Regal earlier in the night to make this a No Holds Barred match that Austin accepted without concern. This was just an intense & physical brawl with Austin actually working on the legs at one point & even delivering more lowblows than I can ever recall seeing in a match as this match ranks up with their SummerSlam & First Blood matches as my favorite encounter between these two with Vince McMahon doing commentary & Triple H getting involved at the end.\n\nDVD extras include promos, skits from Sunday Night Heat & Kurt Angle's Medals Ceremony that was interrupted by Shane McMahon that lead to their street fight a month later at King of the Ring.\n\nIn the end, this was my favorite Judgment Day event of them all & one of the best from 2001 that is worth going out of your way to see.","Product: He is known as \"The Samoan Submission Machine\"... he is the single most destructive force in the history of TNA's X Division... and in a word, he is UNSTOPPABLE. Welcome to \"The Best of Samoa Joe,\" packed with nearly four hours of footage chronicling the rise of this Samoan monster in Total Nonstop Action Wrestling! From his debut at 2005's \"Slammiversary\" to dominating the Super X Cupt to capturing the X Division Championship and his epic three-way match against AJ Styles and The Fallen Angel, this is truly the art of war courtesy of Samoa Joe!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Joe Is Gonna Kill YOU\"\n\nReview: Normally, I would come out here & give an introduction to the product that I am reviewing but there is nothing much that I can add to Samoa Joe that hasn't been said before (in fact, check out DP's review as he perfectly describes what Samoa Joe really is) as he is without question one of the best big-man performers that I have seen in all of my years of wrestling to the point where I think he should be acknowledged with the best of them such as The Undertaker, Bam Bam Bigelow, Mike Awesome & Vader...add Joe to that list. This DVD features some of his best matches (at the time) along with comments from Joe throughout the DVD like how he got started in wrestling, his move to TNA, his MMA training, worst injuries etc.\n\nMatches Include:\nvs Sonjay Dutt. This was just a dominate performance from Joe in his TNA debut as he showed some sick power offense and quickness that none of the other X-Division stars have seen before him.\n(Slammiversary '05)\n\nvs Delirious. A quick squash match showcasing Joe as a monster.\n(Impact June '05)\n\nvs Chris Sabin. I remember during this time that Joe was squashing all of his opponents but this was the first that I remember seeing in which someone took the fight to Joe which is what the underrated Sabin did. A really competitive match with Sabin pulling off some offense on Joe that nobody had done during this time while Joe showed signs of his future greatness with his stiff \"shootfighting\" style of stiff kicks & submission holds while at the same time showing that for a man his size is still capable of moving quickly & do what the other X-Division wrestlers can do as well.\n(No Surrender '05)\n\nvs AJ Styles. This was the finals of 2005 Super X Cup Tournament Finals to determine the number one contender for the X-Division Title with the champion Christopher Daniels providing commentary & being very entertaining throughout the match including naming this match \"The Christopher Daniels Invitational\". Unlike how some of the matches on this DVD, this was a highly competitive match as Joe & Styles (along with Daniels) have that natural chemistry to deliver high quality wrestling matches & this was no different. Just high impact & speed along with moments of Styles showing his underrated strength including picking up Joe in the torture rack. The ending with Daniels didn't take away from this contest & actually added more to it.\n(Sacrifice '05)\n\nvs AJ Styles vs X-Division Champion Christopher Daniels. Due to how the previous match ended, this one was made in its place. Honestly, this is one of those matches that I can try to explain but really words won't do it any justice as this was not only the first time that the X-Division title was on the line in a main event match but this is actually my favorite TNA match of all time. Everyone brought their A game & did what they do best which was put on a wrestling clinic for the ages. Check out the opening sequence as it was very similar to the beginning of the Taker/Rock/Angle triple threat which was hilarious as well.\n(Unbreakable '05)\n\nvs Jushin \"Thunder\" Liger. Before the match, Joe came out to a memorable entrance that is worth hearing from him before the match is shown along with Liger's special Japanese tribute entrance. This was during the time that TNA was having their competition against New Japan Pro Wrestling. This wasn't the instant classic that fans were expecting but for the time that they did have, this was a great action-packed match with Liger being able to use his offense against Joe.\n(Bound For Glory '05)\n\nElimination X Match: w/Christopher Daniels, Alex Shelley & Roderick Strong vs Chris Sabin, Matt Bentley, Sonjay Dutt & Austin Aries. The rules to this match was similar to how WWE did their annual Survivor Series matches so with that stipulation, this non-stop action with great wrestling & high flying moves appearing one after another but pay close attention to the end that lead to an aftermath of Daniels getting perhaps one of the worst aftermath beatings in the history of TNA.\n(Genesis '05)\n\nvs Amazing Red. Joe shows once again why he was considered a monster by dominating this match but pay attention to the end as you see an intense staredown between Joe & AJ Styles hyping up...\n\nvs X-Division Champion AJ Styles...this match. This was perhaps the most personal feud on the DVD as Styles was not only out to defend his title but to get revenge for what he felt Joe has done not only to Daniels but to the image of the X-Division. As you would expect anytime that you see Joe vs Styles, you are in for a high quality encounter with both men being very aggressive throughout as Styles took the fight to Joe right from the opening bell while Joe had to resort to stiff offense just to keep AJ away that even lead to Styles having a severe bloody lip.\n(Turning Point '05)\n\nvs Jay Lethal. Just like the previous matches at the early start of the DVD, another dominate performance by Joe.\n(Impact '05)\n\nX-Division Championship vs Christopher Daniels. This was Daniels' return from the beating he received back at Genesis. Just like the previous Styles match, this was just a great quality encounter with the story being told that Daniels was not 100% which played a factor so many times in this contest to the point where Joe was just absolutely ruthless that lead to AJ Styles making an appearance to do what he felt was right. This match lead to their rematch at Against All Odds.\n(Final Resolution '06)\n\nOverall, if you are a fan of Samoa Joe, this is one DVD that I recommend adding to your collection.","Product: Its demonic structure can make a career-or end it. Some of the most iconic moments of the last decade have happened in Hell in a Cell-and now for the first time ever, it's a WWE pay-per-view event! The stars of Raw, SmackDown, and ECW will compete at Hell in a Cell, and this DVD will include all the matches from this spectacular event.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: WWE's Hell In A Cell Concept\n\nReview: Another concept PPV by the WWE in which they actually used the Hell In A Cell to end their main event matches but I would give the same point that I addressed at Breaking Point at the end of this review.\n\nHell In A Cell: World Champion CM Punk vs The Undertaker. After the disappointing result from Breaking Point, this match actually delivered here as Taker tried to use his power & even attacking Punk various times with the Cell itself. Punk was able to use his speed & quickness to the point where he heavily focused on Taker's leg that ended up becoming a factor at times in the match with weapons like a steel chair & even the ring steps getting used as well. If you can take under consideration that this match was short due to Taker's condition at this point in his career, this was my favorite Cell match of the night as both men put on a good performance with the crowd heavily into the action.\n\nIntercontinental Champion John Morrison vs Dolph Ziggler. The continuation of the WWE pushing the Intercontinental Championship to where it belongs as these two hard workers had a very athletic contest with the action being fast paced at times as Ziggler just keeps impressing each & everytime I have seen him while I already know how great of a performer Morrison is. It's not a classic like the Mysterio/Jericho series earlier in the year but a very enjoyable encounter.\n\nDivas Champion Mickie James vs Alicia Fox. The only part that got my attention during this match was the sick DDT that Mickie delivered at the end as this match was very dull & boring for me.\n\nUnified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show vs Batista & Rey Mysterio. Once again, I'll admit that I am no fan of the Jeri-Show tag team but each time I have seen them on PPV, they deliver & this was no exception. A very good tag team match as it seemed that all four men just stepped their game up for this match with Batista & Show meshing well with their power offense while we already know what to expect when Jericho works with Mysterio based of their series earlier in the year. I would rank this as the best match I have seen from the Jericho/Show tag team so far.\n\nHell In A Cell: WWE Champion John Cena vs Randy Orton. Just like their Breaking Point match, this was more of pushing the storyline & characters than putting on a good match while at the same time, this match came off more as a No Disqualification match than being a Cell match as this match had a slow pace with both men trying to play mind games with the other along with Orton doing his usual but great \"Viper\" attack even using a chair at one point or another. This would have been better as a No DQ match but I'll give it credit as this did tell a good story but overall, I thought it was a weak Cell match.\n\nR-Truth vs Drew McIntyre. This was one of those matches that was placed on the wrong spot as if it was the opener, the crowd would have enjoyed it more as this was just a decent match but the crowd was really not into it as they chanted \"Boring\" during it.\n\nUnited States Champion Kofi Kingston vs The Miz vs Jack Swagger. Just like the previous match, this match was at the wrong place at the wrong time. A good match for what it was but it was nothing really memorable which was a shame considering the surprise match that Kofi & Miz had the previous month.\n\nHell In A Cell: D-Generation X vs Legacy. Unlike how their SummerSlam & Breaking Point matches turned out, this was easily my least favorite out of their matches because I just found this match to be very predictable from start to finish. The beginning starts as a brawl between all four men before Cody & Dibiase tried to use the same tactics that payed off to them at Breaking Point by taking out Triple H & locking Shawn in the Cell to be tortured before Triple H was able to eventually get in the Cell to turn the tables on Legacy. Their previous matches had both teams exchange wins but everyone came off strong in the end where this match was more about showcasing Triple H's dominance than anything else. I know I am in the minority but I am just being honest in that I really didn't care for this match at all.\n\nOverall, as I mentioned in the beginning of my review, this event was similar to Breaking Point in which a one time use of the concept will work (ex. DX/Legacy at Breaking Point & Taker/Punk here) but you can't get away with creating three of them & having every single one come off as a success. The undercard had some good matches here & there but this is really just another event that is good for a rental or WWE Classics On Demand but I would go out of my way to buy this.","Product: WWE goes extreme in this high octane pay-per-view event. Each of the matches have special stipulations as WWE Superstars battle for high profile championships and pride. The 2011 edition featured Street Fights, Steel Cage Matches, Strap Matches and more extreme antics. Who knows what lengths the Superstars of Raw and SmackDown will go to top last year's event?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Here Comes The Pain...Cena\n\nReview: Thanks to a DVD rental I was able to check out Extreme Rules 2012 as the main feuds from WrestleMania were carried on here with gimmick matches but also the return of Brock Lesnar.\n\nFalls Count Anywhere Match: Randy Orton vs Kane. This feud took another turn with both men using their fathers for the psychological warfare only to get mixed results (check out the opening video to prove my point). Both men started off brawling as you would expect with the fight being taken into the crowd, onto the stage, into the backstage area with Zack Ryder getting his shots in on Kane allowing Orton to come back with a reverse back breaker. They made their way back to the ring with a steel chair & the steel steps coming into play along with impactful moves such as Orton delivering a DDT from the announce table, Kane's chokeslam to even an RKO on the chair itself. This was tons better than the match that they had WrestleMania & an entertaining opener to kick off the show with the crowd really getting into it towards the end.\n\nBrodus Clay vs Dolph Ziggler. Despite Ziggler being the heel, he had the crowd support from the vocal Chicago fans. Ziggler was tryingn to use his speed & attempt to control Clay while having him down but Clay kept recovering which lead to Ziggler rolling away to buy some time. Dolph was again able to get some offense in before Clay's size would prove to be a determining factor. This was one of those matches that can be classified as a squash but I'll give Ziggler credit in that he worked hard to make the match as best as he could with even the crowd realizing that in supporting Ziggler.\n\nTables Match: Intercontinental Champion Big Show vs Cody Rhodes. This was similar to their WrestleMania match in which Show had the power advantage with Cody trying to come up with as much offense as he could despite the odds and the stipulations of the match working against him. However it was move that Cody was able to do that actually was a judgment call that was such a shock to Show that he snapped & put Cody through two tables including one on the outside. This match wasn't much past the stipulation & Show doing what he did afterwards.\n\n2 Out Of 3 Falls: World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan. After back to back WrestleManias of both men being denied to have an actual match with their last match being 18 seconds, they got to have an actual one here with one thing to mention in that even though Bryan was trying to heel the crowd, he was the clear favorite here while Sheamus had a mixed reaction. Right from the start, Sheamus tried to make \"history repeat itself\" with the kick but this time Bryan was more than aware about it before both men went hold for hold with Sheamus not only using his power but also using submissions of his own such as a unique version of the boston crab. Bryan was able to work on Sheamus' shoulder with his series of kicks, the use of the ringpost & even a hammerlock slam before picking things up with aggression that might have worked against him but accomplished his goal in wearing Sheamus down. However that aggression came back to get Bryan as he seemed focused on punishing Sheamus & seemed in the driver's seat before leaving an open for that to change. This was the wrestling clinic that we should have gotten at WrestleMania that had both men leaving with more respect than they did the last time.\n\nRyback vs Aaron Relic & Jay Hatton. A bonus match here in what was nothing more than a dominate squash for Ryback who had chants of Goldberg directed towards him in the process.\n\nStreet Fight: WWE Champion CM Punk vs Chris Jericho. Their WrestleMania match was about putting on a wrestling clinic but this one took a different turn as it got personal with Jericho bringing up Punk's family history of alcoholism while I should point out that Punk's family was at ringside & that it was a year prior in the same building that Punk won the title in his hometown of Chicago. As I said their previous match was a wrestling clinic, this was a fight with both men coming out in street clothes with weapons being brought in like a kendo stick, a beer bottle & the steel steps. The brawl got taken to the outside with Jericho taunting Punk's family to the point where Punk's sister slapped Jericho along with Punk delivering a sick elbow drop onto the announce table from the top rope. They settled back in the ring using other weapons like a steel chair for their usual moves & even bringing in a fire extinguisher for a counter that I don't think I have ever seen prior. Even though I really enjoyed their WrestleMania match, they were able to top that match with a completely different match & a tell a story along the way with Punk's sister's involvement adding to what was just a physical fight between these two.\n\nDivas Champion Nikki Bella vs Layla. With Beth Phoenix being out with an injury, the returning Layla took her place in this one. This didn't last long as it was kept short but both divas performed well here as Layla looked great after being out for a year while Nikki added more to her style by attacking the injured knee. The finish was something to see as the twins tried to use their identity switch only for that to backfire with one heck of neckbreaker by Layla.\n\nExtreme Rules: Brock Lesnar vs John Cena. Lesnar's first match back in WWE since WrestleMania XX but also the second time that these two men have faced off after WrestleMania with the other time being Backlash 2003. Brock came out in his UFC/MMA gear while Cena actually wore his old chain & lock that we haven't seen since 2005. You got the direction that this match was going in from the start as Cena charged at Lesnar with Lesnar responding with a takedown followed by a series of vicious elbows that busted Cena open followed by a stiff clothesline from Lesnar causing the match to be stopped twice to check on Cena. From there, Cena tried rushing again & got a takedown on Brock but Brock just used his power followed by a series of belly to belly suplexes before going back to work on the cut. Lesnar was ruthless in his approach as he targeted Cena's ribs, then his arm to the point where he even tied Cena up in the corner with Cena's chain just to beat on him some more. The match really was starting to get out of control as Brock brought in the steel steps into the ring, applying a kimura before Cena slammed Brock onto them to counter & even attempted to execute his top rope leg drop only to miss & hit the corner of the steps while several referees were attacked by Brock whether accidently or intential. However just like Daniel Bryan earlier, Brock's aggression got the best of him as Cena was able to use his chain to bust Lesnar open & use of the steel steps based off one mistake Lesnar made. Now I'll be honest in that I wasn't a big fan of the finish due to the match being very one-sided ending with a fluke but in this case, it actually worked the story here well as Brock was just a monster, destructing everything in sight with Cena needing to catch a break to turn the tide.\n\nOverall, this was quite the shock to me as this show just clicked from the top main matches all being standouts & topping the WrestleMania performances while the short matches were watchable along with extra credit to the great Chicago crowd just being red hot from start to finish makes this the standout event for the WWE in 2012 that I recommend checking out."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Rampage '97 contains all the matches from the October 5th, 1997 In Your House Pay Per View Event from St. Louis, MO. Includes the Badd Blood Intercontinental Title Tournament.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: The First Hell In A Cell\\n\\nReview: Once again, thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to check out an old WWF PPV entitled In Your House: Bad Blood '97. Now a couple of things should be noted in that this was the event that would debut a match that had never been seen before & would become a stable for the WWE for many years including naming it as one of their PPV events, this was also the last event where the \\\"In Your House\\\" moniker was used as the head title while the names started to stand out above that name in the future & unfortunately, this event was held the day that Brian Pillman had passed away taking out his match with Dude Love from the card & adding two bonus matches such as a midget match & a 8 man tag match between Los Boricuas vs D.O.A. However since I saw the WWE Classics On Demand version, those two matches weren't shown on the broadcast.\\n\\nThe Legion Of Doom vs The Nation Of Domination. It should be mentioned that the team consisting of the Nation was D'Lo Brown, Kama Mustafa & the recently turned Rocky Maivia who would later be known as The Rock. This was scheduled to be a six man tag with Ken Shamrock teaming up with Hawk & Animal but due to injury, Shamrock was taken off the card & LOD decided to take this handicap challenge. LOD started off great by using their power & even resorting to some fast paced offense including doing a series of dropkicks before The Rock took advantage of the number's gain. From there, each member of the Nation kept control by working over Animal with a series of moves including D'Lo's frogsplash before the tide turn with Hawk's run-in but with the appearance of another Nation member, the odds were too much for the LOD.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions The Headbangers vs The Godwinns. The Headbangers were on a role at this point after winning the titles at Ground Zero while it should be mentioned that Sunny did the ring-announcing for this match. This wasn't much when it came to tag team action as the match was just adull but average at best but past that, nothing memorable.\\n\\nIntercontinental Championship: Owen Hart vs Faarooq. This was the finals of the Intercontinental Title tournament due to the former champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin forfeiting the title due to injury. Before the match got underway, Stone Cold Steve Austin made his way to the ring to provide his own taste on color commentary to all three announce teams before providing his own taste on the timekeeper's position. Austin was the vocal point of this match as the match itself was again average but the bigger story was how Austin's role played a factor in the outcome that even left the winner in shocked.\\n\\nFlag Match: Bret Hart & British Bulldog vs The Patriot & Vader. Before I begin, check out the pre-match promo between Vader & Patriot as Vader forgot this was a \\\"PG\\\" show (well for the nineties anyways). This was scheduled to be a \\\"capture the flag\\\" style match but due to the injuries of everyone involved, it was also added the match could end by pinfall or submission. This started off wild with all four men brawling on the outside, on the announce tables & even using the Canadian & American flags before settling in the ring. Vader had the power advantage as it usually took the offense of both Bret & Bulldog get the advantage on the big man. Bret worked on both men's legs to take away the chance of either Patriot & Vader getting the flag before all hell broke loose again allowing Bret to stay one step ahead of the American team. Even though it's clear that I am no fan of The Patriot, this was the best match that he was in during his WWF run as the match was more of a brawl which hid his obvious weakness while everyone else held their own.\\n\\nHell In A Cell: The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels. Due to how out of control their previous match at Ground Zero was, this lead to the rematch with both men becoming innovators in their own right with the caged structure known as \\\"Hell In A Cell\\\". The Cell structure was unique for it's time as the cage covered the outside area with a roof on top of it meaning that prevented any interference. Based on how this feud was built, Undertaker started off aggressive by using his power & even the Cell various times while Michaels kept trying to stay away from Taker before breaking Taker's momentum with one mistake. From there, HBK dished out his own share of punishment by using his high-flying style along with using the Cell as a launching pad for moves like a torpedo through the ropes & an elbow drop on the floor. The steel steps came into effect along with a chair that also featured one spot where HBK delivered a piledriver on the steps that you could just see & hear the impact along with Michaels taking out a cameraman in the process. Taker was able to regain momentum with both men exiting the cage that lead to various moments such as HBK being a bloody mess, both men fighting on top of the cell, HBK taking a fall from the side of the Cell that would be topped by Mankind's fall a year later before getting back in the ring where HBK faced \\\"poetic justice\\\" from what happened at SummerSlam. However, it was at this moment where we saw the debut of a superstar from Taker's past that Paul Bearer had promised for months that lead to a result nobody saw coming. Even though there have been many HIAC matches since, this one has stood out to me as far as in-ring work & psychology to the point where Taker considers this to be his favorite match of his career...despite coming out on the losing end.\\n\\nOverall, this was a one match show which was the Hell In A Cell match as the rest of the card was mostly average with the main event standing above everything else but this match has been released throughout various DVD sets (including Taker & Shawn's sets & not counting the HIAC DVD itself) so this isn't worth going out of your way to see unless you find this online or really cheap.\",\n \"Product: Used VHS tape with sleeve.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best No Way Out In WWF History\\n\\nReview: An old vhs tape that I found in my collection which was the 2001 edition of No Way Out. Most of the feuds here continued on the road to WrestleMania X7 but this event offers so much more. Stone Cold Steve Austin & Triple H would finally have the chance to settle their feud once & for all while The Rock has set his sights on dethroning Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship.\\n\\nHardcore Champion Raven vs The Big Show. Before the match got underway, there was this \\\"ninja\\\" woman that actually attempted to attack the Big Show before he got to the ring until Raven came from behind with a trash can. From there, Show just dominated Raven before the 24/7 rule of the hardcore title was used to full potential with moments like Billy Gunn coming out & winning the title before Raven won it back, Crash dressed up as a popcorn vender before getting taken out, Hardcore Holly & Steve Blackman double-teaming Show & the sick chokeslam onto the trash can on Raven.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero vs X-Pac. The storyline here was that Jericho was going to be the target of this match as Jericho had taken out Eddie & X-Pac with injuries over the past few months while Jericho also took the title from Benoit at the last PPV along with the fact that Benoit & Guerrero promised to work together. This was just non-stop action from the opening bell with each man getting a chance to shine including moments where Benoit & Guerrero were conflicted with helping each other & trying to win the match until it was one mistake that allowed Jericho to \\\"sneak out the back door\\\" as Jim Ross put it.\\n\\nStephanie McMahon-Helmsley vs Trish Stratus. After months of these two divas being at each other's throats, they finally clashed here with the added comedy of Vince McMahon wanting Commissioner Regal to do the right thing...even though he had no clue what that meant. This was a better match than anybody expected as it never got dull & boring & there was enough to keep you entertained whether it was comedy, catfighting or even both divas doing some impressive moves in the ring. The ending came with William Regal doing what he felt was the right thing to do.\\n\\n3 Stages Of Hell: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Triple H. The first fall would be a Singles match, the second fall would be a Street Fight while the third fall would be contested in a Steel Cage. The build-up was really something coming into this match as it was build as the final encounter between these two. This was the match of the year of 2001 as voted by fans as these two just beat the hell out of each other to the point where they left the viewer exhausted. No words can do this match any justice as the carnage just speaks for itself & without question the best Austin/HHH match.\\n\\nSteven Richards vs Jerry Lawler. Tazz joined Jim Ross at the announce position for this match & the rest of the night. This match had two stipulations with The Kat being involved as if Steven won, The Kat would have to join the Right To Censor while if Lawler won, the Kat would be allowed to get naked. This was just an average match with karma playing a factor against The King but for those keeping track, the result of this match was due to Lawler quitting the WWF at the time due to Kat being fired.\\n\\nTables Match: WWF Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz vs Edge & Christian vs The Undertaker & Kane. The beginning of this match pretty much summoned up what this match was going to be like as Taker & Kane were the dominate monsters as they threw the Dudleys off the stage from the opening bell & set their sights on getting revenge on Edge & Christian before the Dudleys came back with some vicious chairshots. Along with cameos from Rikishi & Haku, this was a pretty good match to watch for what it was.\\n\\nWWF Champion Kurt Angle vs The Rock. Kurt came into this match with a much more aggressive attitude than we have seen before while this was one of the rare times that we have seen The Rock use his whole wrestling library to combat with Angle. There was a brief moment where the Big Show came out & chokeslammed everyone in the ring including the referee but if you saw the build-up to this match, you would see why. With moments like Kurt being too aggressive to the point where he couldn't control his language & if you look closely near the finish, there is a botch count by Earl Hebner, this was a great main event & easily one of the Rock's best \\\"wrestling\\\" matches in his career.\\n\\nIn the end, this event delivered more than anyone else had planned on & really got fans pumped up for WrestleMania so this is an event that I recommend going out of your way to get as this was truly one of the best events of 2001...& worth the VHS price.\",\n \"Product: WWF's annual event took place on August 27, 2000, and, as always, SummerSlam packed as much action and drama as is humanly possible into its three hour running time. The matches included: Right to Censor vs. Rikishi and Too Cool, Road Dogg vs. X-Pac, Mixed Tag Team Intercontinental Title Match - Chyna & Eddie Guerrero vs. Val & Trish Stratus, Taazz vs. Jerry \\\"The King\\\" Lawler, Steve Blackman vs. Shane McMahon, Best two out of three falls - Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho, Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match for the Tag Team Championship - Edge & Christian vs. Hardy Boyz & Dudley Boyz, Stink Face Match - The Kat, with Al Snow, vs. Terri, with Perry Saturn, Undertaker vs. Kane, and the Triple Threat Match for the World Wrestling Federation Championship - Kurt Angle vs. The Rock vs. Triple H.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great PPV From 2000\\n\\nReview: Even though there were a few things here & there that may not sit to well with certain fans, this was one of the better events from 2000 that the WWF actually put out & was a worthy edition of the biggest event of the summer.\\n\\nRikishi & Too Cool vs Right To Censor. This was a good opener as the crowd was really into the fact that the RTC members were getting beat up with an interesting fact that one of the girls that came out with Rikishi & Too Cool was actually the future Women's Champion Victoria.\\n\\nX-Pac vs Road Dogg. This was the match that was there to kill the whole DX storyline but this was just a decent match for what it was & nothing more.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Val Venis & Trish Stratus vs Eddie Guerrero & Chyna. This was a solid match as Guerrero & Venis always worked very well with each other just like they did at King of the Ring earlier in the year while Chyna held her own in the ring but Trish was limited at this point since this was the time before she became an active competitor.\\n\\nJerry Lawler vs Tazz. It's shocking to think that Tazz went from ending Kurt Angle's undefeated streak to now feuding with the King & Jim Ross. Anyways, this was entertaining for what it was as Tazz was just yelling at Jim Ross throughout the match with Lawler getting some offense in before Jim Ross got off his announce table to hit Tazz in the head with his jar of candy.\\n\\nHardcore Champion Shane McMahon vs Steve Blackman. This wasn't on the level of Shane's classic matches with Test or Kurt Angle as he was mostly running away from Blackman & taking a beating with trash cans, kendo sticks & even a leather belt before Test & Albert came out to assist Shane in attacking Blackman. The real highlight of this match was when Shane took a fall backwards off the SummerSlam platform that really needs to be seen to be believed.\\n\\nTwo out of Three Falls: Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit. This was a great technical match but then again, when did these two ever have a bad match against one another? This isn't on the level of their previous & future encounters in the WWF but these two still put on a great performance here in another high quality match.\\n\\nTLC Match: WWF Tag Team Champions Edge & Christian vs Dudley Boyz vs Hardy Boyz. This was the match that stole the show & the match that topped their previous WrestleMania encounter. Moment's include Jeff flying off a ladder onto another ladder with the leg of the ladder hitting Matt in the face, Hardyz going for \\\"poetry in motion\\\" but Jeff getting a ladder thrown into his face, Christian taking the Bubba bomb off the top of the ladder, the uses of tables like the 3D to Christian & Jeff going for a Swanton off the ladder but only getting the table, Lita getting involved & taking a sick spear on the floor by Edge, Bubba taking the \\\"ride to hell\\\" from the top of the ladder through four tables & Jeff & D-Von fighting from the belt hooks before Edge & Christian took advantage of the situation to retain their titles.\\n\\nThong Stinkface Match: The Kat vs Terri. This was the T/A segment of the night & nothing more pass that.\\n\\nThe Undertaker vs Kane. Just a brawl between both men with Taker going after Kane's mask to the point where he ripped a part of it in order to bust him open with the steel steps & eventually ripping the mask off of Kane's face that lead to Kane running away from the match. It wasn't close to their best encounter but I thought it was better than their WrestleMania XX match.\\n\\nWWF Champion The Rock vs Triple H vs Kurt Angle. Angle & Triple H wasted no time as they got into a brawl before The Rock even came out to start the match that lead to the infamous footage of the announce table spot being botched to the point where Angle suffered a legit concussion. From there, Rock & Triple H did their best & delivered the best match possible until Kurt was able to get back into the action during the last 5 minutes along with Stephanie McMahon. This was an unusual but very entertaining main event that did it's job in pushing the HHH/Angle/Stephanie feud.\\n\\nDVD extras include the SummerSlam promo along with the making of that commercial, the WWF superstars going to a baseball game & the television ad for the main event.\\n\\nOverall, this was one of the best events from 2000 as most of the matches here where solid to enjoyable with the main highlight sticking out being the TLC match as that was one of the best matches of the year so I recommend this event.\",\n \"Product: There was definitely a problem in Houston on the night of April 1, 2001. Wrestlemania X-Seven invaded the Reliant Astrodome. This video is packed with a lot of blood, sweat, tears and laughs. 11 total matches, including the Gimmick Battle Royal! Approx. 4 hours\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best WrestleMania Ever\\n\\nReview: WrestleMania X-7 was a special and historic night as this was perhaps the most unique event of its time. This was the first PPV event in which the WWF was the sole company left in town as WCW & ECW had gone out of business prior to the event, this was the first WrestleMania since IX that didn't have Jerry Lawler doing commentary as he had quit the company weeks prior while this marked the WrestleMania debut of former ECW founder, Paul Heyman. Amongst other things, this was the event that was the Apex of the Attitude Era.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Chris Jericho vs William Regal. This match was build-up from when Regal was assigned the Commissioner with each man trying to one-up the other when it came to insults including a hilarious segment involving Jericho & Regal's \\\"tea\\\". Early in the week, Regal had injured Jericho's shoulder so the story was that Jericho had to end the match early to have a chance which showed as Jericho was on the offense right away while delivering a reverse elbow from the top rope & a crossbody to the floor that tweaked the shoulder. Regal was able to work on the shoulder with an arm ringer & a shoulder takedown with Jericho feeling the effects to the point where he couldn't apply the Walls & hurt his shoulder while doing his Lionsault. This was a great opening match as they worked the story well regarding Jericho's shoulder while credit to Regal for taking some stiff chops during the match that caused his chest to be bleeding.\\n\\nAcolytes & Tazz vs Right To Censor. Before the match, we got a glimpse of Bradshaw's \\\"JBL\\\" character on the mic while trying to fire up his team for this match. The backstory was that Jerry Lawler & the APA had their issues with the RTC but with Lawler quiting, Tazz was the other commentator that the RTC targeted. This started off as a brawl on the isle with even Jacqueline taking care of Stevie Richards in the ring. Once the match settled, RTC regained some offense by isolating Tazz from his teammates including whip Tazz so hard into the ropes he fell into them & knocked himself out for a bit before building the hot tag to Bradshaw. This match didn't go too long but it was a fun match for the time given while also showcasing Bradshaw & Jacqueline as the Texas natives.\\n\\nHardcore Champion Raven vs Kane vs Big Show. You could sense the direction this match was going to go once Raven came out & brought a series of weapons only to attack Kane at the start before Big Show even made his way into the ring leading to a scenario where Kane through Raven out of the ring onto Big Show only to deliver a clothesline from the top rope to the outside. From there, they went into the crowd with Kane & Show brawling amongst themselves with Raven just trying to escape before coming back with a metal sign. This got crazy from there with moments such as Kane throwing Raven through a glass window, Show throwing Kane through a door, Kane & Show battling through walls, Show & Raven crashing in a mini cart before Kane would join his own mini cart & referee almost running over Raven's leg, the Snapple concession stand being destroyed and Show & Raven being knocked off the WM stage with Kane taking advantage with a dive from the stage to win the title. Just a very entertaining & at times brutal match.\\n\\nWWF European Champion Test vs Eddie Guerrero. Before the match, Saturn was at ringside wearing this funny hat that Jim Ross just couldn't take his eyes off. Test was using his power early on by throwing Guerrero around the ring with a series of slams before Eddie was able to take advantage of Test's mistake of getting caught in between the ropes with Saturn getting in some shots for measure. Eddie's strategy was to beat Test down whether it came to working over his knee or using wearing down holds like a sleeper before Test regained control with a series of powerbombs. However other allies of Eddie Guerrero had Test take his eyes off of Eddie allowing Eddie to do what he does best in \\\"Lying, cheating & stealing\\\". This was an average match as these two had a tough time clicking together at times during the match.\\n\\nKurt Angle vs Chris Benoit. Without including the UK Insurrextion PPV in 2000, this was their first high profile match but before the match, check out Kurt Angle's promo regarding the state of Texas. Angle got the takedown rightaway in the match with both men doing some amateur wrestling to start things off only to lead with a series of stalemates that even got the crowd to pop which was rare for it's time. Benoit started to get the better of mat-wrestling that allowed Angle to throw the first punch & taking the match to the outside, sending Benoit into the steps & the announce table. Both men traded momentum with a various suplexes & even attempting to apply their submission holds with each man finding a counter for each of their holds to the point where Benoit used the anklelock & Angle used the crossface. It took a cheap tactic that Paul Heyman referred to \\\"as using leverage\\\" for a winner to be declared but the important thing was that this was the beginning of what would be a classic rivalry based on in-ring wrestling alone as this was a wrestling clinic that left both men looking stronger than they did going in.\\n\\nWWF Women's Champion Ivory vs Chyna. This was the rematch to their Royal Rumble match earlier in the year & the culmination to the months long feud between Chyna & the Right To Censor with the added stipulations being if Chyna was hurt, then there would be no legal recourse while the RTC was banned from ringside. Ivory was able to use the belt early & attempted to pound Chyna down. From there, Chyna dominated & squashed Ivory to the point where Chyna had the match won but picked Ivory up to deliver one final blow. This was the only flop of the night due to it being a squash but it really played out the way everyone was expecting.\\n\\nStreet Fight w/Special Referee Mick Foley: Shane McMahon vs Vince McMahon. This had a ton of side stories as the build up was Shane had bought WCW from under his father the previous week on RAW while on the same night, Mick Foley returned to announce that he was gonna referee this match despite the fact that Vince had fired Foley as Commissioner several months. Along with that during the time, Vince had divorced his wife Linda, placed her in a comatose state while having Trish as his mistress & Stephanie being in Vince's corner. Vince started the match aggressively by beating Shane down including one shot that caused a swelling on Shane's. Shane returned the favor with the use of a sign, kendo stick & a monitor before attempting to put Vince through the announce table till Stephanie making the save for Vince leading Shane to \\\"Crash & burn\\\". This match got completely out of control with the twist & turns in the angle with Trish coming out with Linda in a wheelchair only to show her true colors leading to a catfight with Trish, Vince taking out Foley with a chair before placing Linda in the ring to watch him beat down Shane with trash cans. However, it was that moment where Linda did something that not only shocked Vince but would hurt every man watching before Foley got some revenge allowing Shane to finish things off in an \\\"Extreme\\\" way. This match was tons better than it had any right to be as it played to everyone's strength in sports entertainment.\\n\\nTLC II: WWF Tag Team Champions Dudley Boyz vs Hardy Boyz vs Edge & Christian. Just based on the quality of matches that these three teams had during this time, you knew you can expect these three teams to steal the show. The Dudleys & Hardys singled out Edge & Christian early on before going after each other. From there, this was a highlight reel of a match with various moments occurring such as Edge & Christian doing something to Matt Hardy that had every man screaming, Jeff taking a double drop-toe hold onto a chair, Bubba putting Jeff through Edge through a table, all three teams fighting on individual ladders with Christian taking the worst of fall, the outside parties in Rhyno, Spike Dudley & Lita getting involved such as Spike putting Christian through a table, Rhyno goring everyone in sight including Matt Hardy through a table, Lita knocking Edge off the ladder & hitting Spike with a chair before paying for it in the end, Jeff delivering a Swanton from the largest ladder in the match onto Spike & Rhyno through tables, Matt & Bubba taking the high fall through the double stacked tables & the moment that everyone remembers most about this match in Edge spearing Jeff Hardy (who was hanging onto the belt hooks) off a twenty foot ladder. This lived up to the reputation that these teams established in this match.\\n\\nGimmick Battle Royal. Bobby Heenan & Mean Gene Okerlund returned to the WWF for the first time since '93 to do commentary for this match. The battle royal itself was pretty quick as the highlights were just seeing all the names from the past but the most entertaining parts of this one was Bobby & Gene having fun in their commentary such as making fun of the wrestlers,remembering Gene's encounter with the Gookleygooker, Heenan's remark towards Iron Sheik \\\"It will be WrestleMania 28 by the time he gets to the ring\\\", and the fun they were having when the Bushwackers licked Gene's hair (\\\"What You Got Left...Both Of Them\\\") & that's even including who they were picking to win. This was just good old entertainment all the way through.\\n\\nThe Undertaker vs Triple H. This was their first big PPV match between these two that stemmed from Triple H claiming that he had defeated every big name in the company except one man in the Undertaker. However this one got personal in the coming weeks such as Taker being arrested, Triple H busting Taker open with a sledgehammer & even going as far as destroying Taker's bike. Taker went right after Triple H to the point where the Spanish announce table once again was destroyed. Triple H was able to regain offense by countering Taker's \\\"Old School\\\" before getting so frustrated that he ended up getting a sledgehammer. This one took a huge turn once the referee went down as both men continued the brawl into the crowd & onto the electrical equipment stand with moments such as Triple H beating the hell out of Taker with a chair & Taker chokeslamming Triple H off the stand onto the floor while taking the EMTs in the process. Once it settled back in the ring, the sledgehammer became a factor resulting in Taker getting busted open again but soon after sending Triple H onto his \\\"Last Ride\\\". Jim Ross quoted this match better than I can in saying \\\"What a hell of match\\\" & it was.\\n\\nWWF Champion The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin. We ended up getting a surprise in the opening announcement in that this match was going to be held under No Disqualifications. Austin came out to a hero's pop in his homestate of Texas while this was a foreshadowing for The Rock in the reaction he received here (and later on in the next WM). Austin jumped the match right from the get-go during Rock's entrance with both men even attempting their finishing moves before taking the action to the outside. They brawled around ringside, onto the announce table (which eventually did give), into the crowd & into the timekeepers table that resulted in Austin using the ringbell to his advantage in busting Rock open. Austin focused on the cut with various kicks & punches and even used his leg braces before losing his temper one too many times along Rock regain momentum & in the process, return the favor in busting Austin open with the ring bell. The intensity really started to pick up here as both men starting pulling out all the stops here including trading sharpshooters, stealing the other's finishing moves & false finishes left and right while also using the remains of the announce table such as the monitors. However the big story here was the appearance of Vince McMahon in doing something that not only shocked Rock but shocked the entire wrestling world as it was revealed that Austin & McMahon were joining forces with Austin just going absolutely crazy with his series of chair shots onto Rock. Jim Ross described this match on commentary as \\\"Off The Page Intense\\\" & he was right as this was the best Rock/Austin encounter based off the intensity & work alone with an ending that truly ended the Attitude Era.\\n\\nDVD extras include bonus footage from RAW the next night, footage from WWF Fan Axxess & a bonus match from Sunday Night Head along with interviews as well.\\n\\nWrestleMania is usually the biggest event of the year but this particular one stood out as the best of them all not only based off the fact that it ended an era but also the fact this event had just about everything from wrestling, brawling, entertainment, drama etc as this is one that I highly recommend needs to be in your collection.\",\n \"Product: No Mercy (2001) was the fourth No Mercy professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by the World Wrestling Federation. It was presented by Subway and took place on October 21, 2001 at the Savvis Center in St. Louis, Missouri.\\n\\nThe main event was a Triple Threat No Disqualification matcha match involving three competitors against each other and it would be decided only through pinfall or submission. The match was contested for the WWF Championship. Stone Cold Steve Austin defended the title against Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam. Austin pinned RVD after a Stone Cold Stunner to retain the title.\\n\\nThe undercard featured The Rock versus Chris Jericho for the WCW Championship, The Undertaker versus Booker T, Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) versus Big Show and Tajiri for the WWF Tag Team Championship, Christian versus Edge in a Ladder match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, Torrie Wilson versus Stacy Keibler in a Lingerie match, Test versus Kane and Hardy Boyz (Matt and Jeff) versus Lance Storm and The Hurricane for the WCW Tag Team Championship.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best No Mercy Event\\n\\nReview: This event continued the WWF's hot streak of PPV events in 2001 while at the same time the Invasion angle was starting to pick up to an eventual conclusion. The main feud here was between Alliance Leader & WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin against Kurt Angle but this time, the most popular member of the Alliance Rob Van Dam was added into the equation. Also, WWF superstars were at each other's throats for the WCW Championship as Chris Jericho attempted to win the \\\"big one\\\" against The Rock.\\n\\nWCW Tag Team Champions Hardy Boyz vs The Hurricane & Lance Storm. This was an exciting opener as everyone put on a great performance with Storm & Hurricane actually working well as a team with Lita, Ivory & Molly all getting involved in this match at one point or another.\\n\\nKane vs Test. This was during Test's best run of his career as this was a good \\\"big man vs big man\\\" contest with Nick Patrick getting involved with his biased officiating that became a factor in the match but pay close attention to the aftermath to show that this type of officiationg doesn't always go unpunished.\\n\\nLingerie Match: Torrie Wilson vs Stacy Keibler. This was the obvious T&A segment of the night. Nothing more past that.\\n\\nLadder Match: Intercontinental Champion Christian vs Edge. This wasn't the best ladder match that they have done but it was still a strong showing between both men as they each dished out & took some sick bumps here with moments like Christian's reverse DDT off the ladder, Edge's \\\"edge-o-matic\\\" from the top of the ladder, Christian taking a fall that would have most men cringe & the loudest & highest \\\"con-chair-to\\\" that I have ever seen.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions Dudley Boyz vs Tajiri & Big Show. Due to Spike being injured at the hands of the Dudleyz, Tajiri was the replacement in what was a good & watchable tag team match but nothing really memorable past that.\\n\\nThe Undertaker vs Booker T. After the feud with DDP, Taker needed a strong performance & he got that here against Booker T as these two actually had a very good match with both men brawling & Taker working on Booker's shoulder with various submission holds at one point.\\n\\nWCW Champion The Rock vs Chris Jericho. This was their first & in my opinion their best match together. Awesome wrestling match here as Jericho shows that he was main event material that we fans have bragged about while Rock showed the more serious wrestling side that he doesn't show all that much with the crowd actually being split right down the middle as both men were actually faces during this time. With a sick table spot & a cameo from Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, this was the match that stole the show as Jericho finally won the \\\"Big One\\\" in the end.\\n\\nWWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Kurt Angle vs Rob Van Dam. A great main event as all three men worked well together with their different styles all coming into play as Austin was the physical brawler, Angle was the technical wrestler while RVD had the most unorthodox style. The bigger story was the appearance of Vince McMahon & \\\"who he really was cheering for\\\" that even brought out Shane McMahon that lead to a hilarious moment on the announce table.\\n\\nIn the end, this was the best edition of the No Mercy series as there was really not a bad match on the card & the main events certainly delivered along with a great ladder match. Overall, this event is worth going out of your way to see for the wrestling quality.\",\n \"Product: Can Brock Retain His Title Against The Olypic Gold Medalist Anda 500 Pound Giant? Can The Undertaker Beat Some Respect Intothe Arrogant Youngster John Cena? One-Legged Zack Gowen Isliving His Dream As A Wwe Superstar, But Will Mr. Mcmahonshatter His Dreams?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WWE's Best PPV Of 2005\\n\\nReview: That's right, this was the best PPV that the WWE had produced in 2005. This was one of those events that was stacked from top to bottom & even the weakest match on the card was watchable making this a quality show to the point that you would think that this was WrestleMania instead of just another PPV event.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Carlito vs Shelton Benjamin. Great opening contest & one of Carlito's best \\\"wrestling\\\" matches as he was able to hold his own & showcase his ability instead of being a comedy act while we all know that Benjamin rarely disappoints in the ring to the point that it makes you wonder why WWE doesn't push him enough.\\n\\nVictoria vs Christy Hemme. This was the weakest match on the card as it was more watchable than Christy's WrestleMania match with Trish but nothing special came from it.\\n\\nKane vs Edge w/Lita. It's interesting to point out that in real life, Lita left Matt Hardy for Edge where in this storyline, Kane was the one who replaced Hardy. Anyways, this was a much better match that anyone anticipated & it even tops their previous encounters as both men brought a strong effort here along with a cameo appearance from Snitsky with Lita being quite the sight to look at.\\n\\nShawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle. This WrestleMania rematch was just sort of thrown together at the last minute but that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing (Thanks, DDP). This didn't top their WrestleMania encounter but these two put on an awesome performance with the story being that Kurt was more dominate here than their first match that allowed HBK to fight from behind more than he is used to doing.\\n\\nWWE Champion John Cena vs Christian vs Chris Jericho. Awesome match between these three as we all know that you can never go wrong with Jericho & Christian being involved in the same match while Cena surprised everyone by actually holding his own along with the usual non stop action that you would expect in this type of match & Tomko getting involved from time to time.\\n\\nHell In A Cell: World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs Triple H. Their third, last & best encounter as these two beat the living hell out of each other to the point that both men were heavily busted open & used various weapons like barbed wire steel chairs steel chains, steel steps, & sledgehammers. Batista gets his third straight PPV victory over Triple H as well as one of the best matches of his whole career.\\n\\nDVD extras include the Vengeance Press Conference, an interview with Lillian Garcia, Triple H getting a well-deserved standing ovation after the match along with a shocking Hell In A Cell post match footage, an aftermath that involved Jericho, Tomko & Christian that lead to Eric Bischoff making the main event for the next night on RAW, which is a bonus match on the set & that match is Jericho, Christian & Tomko against John Cena, Shawn Michaels & Hulk Hogan.\\n\\nOverall, this was the WWE's best event of 2005 along with this being the second best DVD (behind WrestleMania) of the year to get because not only do you get a quality show but the DVD is stacked with extras making this DVD worthing going out of your way to get.\",\n \"Product: Studio: Genius Products Inc Release Date: 06/28/2005\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Return Of ECW\\n\\nReview: After the success of the \\\"Rise And Fall Of ECW\\\" & by popular demand, ECW gets one night to showcase why it is a promotion that is truely missed by all wrestling fans around the world. The result was one of the best PPVs of 2005.\\n\\nAt the start of the show, Joey Styles made his introduction & by the look on his face, was very emotional & happy to be there. From there, we found out that his co-commentator for the night would be none other than hardcore legend, Mick Foley.\\n\\nChris Jericho vs Lance Storm w/Dawn Marie. This was Lance Storm's retirement match while Jericho came out in his original \\\"Lionheart\\\" gimmick while it was always great to see Dawn at ringside. Great opener with non-stop action between these two as they had the best pure \\\"wrestling\\\" match of the night with an ending that lead to the reunion of the Impact Players.\\n\\nECW Remembers. A video package acknowleding those who had passed away featuring Rocco Rock, Pitbull #2, Chris Candido, Terry Gordy & others.\\n\\nSuper Crazy vs Tajiri vs Little Guido. If you know your ECW history, you know that anytime that these three have a chance to battle, you are in for a quality match & this was no exception. One thing to point out, it was nice to see all of the member of the F.B.I. along with Sinister Minister & Mikey Whipwreck returning with Tajiri. Anyways, a great match between these three with one moment to look out for being the awesome balcony spots that really shows how insane Super Crazy really is.\\n\\nRey Mysterio vs Psichosis. Before I begin, I want to mention that Psichosis came out with his mask on but then took it off which lead to some chants demanding for him to put his mask back on. This match didn't come close to their previous ECW matches but this was a nice match to watch considering that it appeared that Mysterio was injured during this match with highlights being Psichosis dropping a leg drop from the top rope while Mysterio was hanging on the railing & the crowd booing Mysterio for doing his WWE finisher.\\n\\nThis was the time where the SmackDown invaders lead by Kurt Angle & J.B.L. arrived & not only beat up Joel Gertner but also got an expected negative reaction. From there, it lead to Rob Van Dam returning with Bill Alfonso to deliver a shoot promo about the idea of One Night Stand, how he would rather being competing at ONS than WrestleMania, how he was booked in WWE along with Fonzie saying how long RVD was the Television Champion...which lead to Rhyno attacking RVD that lead to...\\n\\nSabu vs Rhyno...this match as this was the best performance that I have seen from Rhyno in a long time as he resembled his old ECW self while Sabu deserves much respect from being injured from his Barbed Wire Match the week before & not letting it affect his performance. With cameos from RVD & Fonzie along with the usual chair & table spots that you get in a Sabu match, this match really delivered & was a nice retro moment.\\n\\nChris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero. Eddie came out in his heel persona instead of the ECW version of Guerrero. I might be in the minority but I didn't see a classic as this was a good wrestling match between these two but something felt off about this match that I just can't put my finger on it as I have seen both men do way better than this.\\n\\nMike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka. This match right here alone shows you the true value of what ECW was all about as these two stole the show here. Anytime that you see Awesome vs Tanaka, you will get some of the intense battles in professional wrestling history & this was no exception. They went high impact right from the start till the end not holding back on anything with sick chair & table spots along the way that include Awesome \\\"awesome-bombing\\\" Tanaka from the apron through a table, Tanaka smashing one chair onto another one that was on Awesome's face & the finish that was worthy of the chants it got.\\n\\nPaul Heyman came out next to give his thanks to the fans that made this event possible before cutting a shoot to the Invaders, specifically Edge (MATT FREAKING HARDY), Eric Bischoff (UR IN OUR HOUSE, BITCH) & J.B.L. (THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE WWE CHAMPION FOR A YEAR IS BECAUSE TRIPLE H DIDN'T WANT WORK TUESDAYS).\\n\\nTommy Dreamer & The Sandman vs The Dudley Boyz. Unfortunately, WWE removed \\\"Enter Sandman\\\" & replaced it with the same generic music that was used for the Sandman on the ECW DVD while the Dudleys had their theme edited out for their old 2002 version. Before the match got underway, there was a special appearance from the bWo, Kid Kash, Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten that lead to Balls hitting Nova in the head with a chair to the point that Joey Styles said \\\"That's more painful than being Simon Dean on Mondays\\\" which caused me to stop the DVD since I couldn't help but laugh at that comment. This match was what you expected it to be as it was a hardcore bloodbath with everyone was a bloody mess & using various weapons like pans, a cheese grater & a flaming table along with more appearances from Spike Dudley, the Impact Players, the returns of Francine & Beulah (who are always worth watching).\\n\\nIn the end, Stone Cold Steve Austin made an unexpected return & called out the WWE invaders which lead to a big brawl between the ECW locker room & the WWE invaders with moments like Taz choking out Kurt Angle, J.B.L. going straight to the Blue Meanie, & Eric Bischoff getting beaten up by Austin, Rey Mysterio, Dudley Boyz, Mick Foley & Chris Benoit before being thrown out of the building to a bear bash to end the show.\\n\\nDVD extras include comments from the fans before the event, all the commericals & superstar spotlights, highlights from the ECW funeral on RAW & a \\\"JBL alternative commentary\\\" feature in which JBL was wired throughout the event & you just hear the comments from him & those around him.\\n\\nOverall, like I said earlier, this was one of the best shows of 2005 with one ironic moment being that due to the success of this show, WWE stacked their Vengeance PPV to make sure that their event would be the better of the two (Thanks for the insight, DP).\",\n \"Product: On Sunday March 11 2007 Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling presented the Destination X epic event live and exclusively on Pay-Per-View. That night TNA unveiled the newest innovation in professional wrestling the evolution of the dangerous scaffold match in the form of Elevation X . The event also saw Christian Cage defend the NWA World Heavyweight Title against Samoa Joe the first-ever collision between TNA juggernauts Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner plus the Last Rites showdown between Sting and Abyss! This TNA Home Video release contains the Destination X Pay-Per-View in its entirety as well as two bonus matches! The full lineup for the DVD is below:NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Christian Cage vs. Samoa JoeELEVATION X MATCH: Rhino vs. AJ StylesLAST RITES MATCH: Sting vs. AbyssGRUDGE MATCH: Kurt Angle vs. Scott SteinerX DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Chris Sabin vs. Jerry LynnGHETTO BRAWL MATCH: The Latin American Xchange vs. Team 3DBonus Match: Gauntlet For The Gold from iMACPT!" where Samoa Joe earns his shot at the World TitleFive-way Ladder Match from iMACPT!" for the number-one contender status to the X ChampionshipRuntime: 570 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES UPC: 853877001447\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: TNA's Biggest Show Delivers\\n\\nReview: Every major company as their own special event. WWF/WWE has always had WrestleMania, WCW had Starrcade but TNA has Bound For Glory & this was without the doubt their best overall event yet.\\n\\nUltimate X Match: LAX vs XXX. Don't let the names fool you since this is the most Xs that you would see without having to go to a doctor's office (hey I tried). Awesome opening match as this match always delivers in crazy spots with moments like Senshi doing a stomp to Homocide who was in the tree of woe in the corner from the X, Homocide's impactful neckbreaker from the top of the X, Skipper doing a crossbody off the top of the structure to even Hernandez being impressive for his size as the big man in the match.\\n\\nFight For The Right Match. This was a reverse battle royal in which you have to get into the ring, once 8 men are in the ring, the match turns into a regular battle royal. From there, once it gets down to the final two, they have a regular wrestling match. This was a better match than it sounds due the gimmick behind & considering the fact that the casual fan would look at this & go \\\"WTF?\\\" but nothing much past that.\\n\\nTNA Tag Team Champions Team Pacman vs AJ Styles & Tomko. Once again, Adam \\\"Pacman\\\" Jones didn't wrestle so his replacement turned out to be someone named Consequences Creed who dressed up very similar to Apollo Creed from the \\\"Rocky\\\" movies. Once again, this was another match that turned out to be better than expected since everyone expected Pacman to wrestle but Creed was quite the performer here while we know to expect a good performance from everyone else resulting a very good tag team match.\\n\\nX-Division Champion Jay Lethal vs Christopher Daniels. Lethal broke away from his \\\"Macho Man\\\" offense & stuck to his Lethal Combination style while Daniels is a great performer when he is allowed to be. A good back & forth battle between two underrated performers & one of the best X-Division title matches that I have seen in TNA.\\n\\nTables Match: The Steiner Brothers vs Team 3D. This was actually better than their previous match at Hard Justice as they stuck to the brawling method instead of actually trying to have a wrestling match. They brawled around ringside, in the crowd that lead to both teams using trash cans & even Steiner hitting D-Von with a cup of beer. The ending featured the Motor City Machine Guns getting involved but it didn't take away from what was a good brawl between both teams.\\n\\nTNA Knockouts Gauntlet Battle Royal. This was to determine the first ever TNA Knockouts Women's Champion. Just your average battle royal with moments like Awesome Kong's dominating performance including her destroying Christy Hemme & even all the knockouts at one point ganging up on her to eliminate her, & the final battle with Gail Kim & Roxxi that lead to Kim becoming the first Women's Champion in TNA history.\\n\\nMatt Morgan as special enforcer: Samoa Joe vs Christian Cage. Morgan only became a factor at the end to stop interference from Styles & Tomko so this match was allowed to be something. This was my favorite match of the night as anytime that Christian & Joe got at it, they steal the show with an awesome wrestling clinic & this was no exception with the crowd getting heavily into it throughout.\\n\\nMonster's Ball: Abyss vs Raven vs Rhino vs Black Reign. This wasn't the best one that they have done but it wasn't bad either as they brawled around the arena with moments like Rhino goring a part of the set of the stage, Raven dropping an elbow off the balcony, each man getting busted open at one point, Raven & Rhino reliving their memorable shopping cart sequence & the ending with Raven getting slammed hard onto thumbtacks & glass. Again, not the best but enjoyable.\\n\\nTNA Champion Kurt Angle vs Sting. This was a dream match as the \\\"Icon\\\" does battled with the only Olympic Gold Medalist in wrestling history. Sting got an awesome reception in Atlanta which was no surprise considering that it was the homebase of WCW/NWA. This match started off slow with both men trying to counter the other but eventually pick up into a great match with Sting putting a better performance than he did the year before along with Angle doing a sick 450 into a kneedrop that was really impressive to watch. With cameos from Kevin Nash & Karen Angle, this main event heavily delivered with Sting once again leaving Bound For Glory as champion.\\n\\nOverall, I felt that out of all the Bound For Glory cards, this was the best one that they did as TNA really delivered when it came to their biggest show of the year. I would highly recommend this event to any wrestling fan including those just getting into TNA.\",\n \"Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WrestleMania XXIV Hits The Citrus Bowl\\n\\nReview: For the first time in a long time, WWE got it right & delivered an event that was worthy of being called their biggest event of the year as this event really had so much to offer. In fact, I thought this event was better than the last couple WrestleManias including the previous year's card.\\n\\nBelfast Brawl: J.B.L. vs Finlay. Thank god that I didn't pay any attention to the storyline that started this feud because I would not have cared for it otherwise. Besides that, this was a good opener as this was really just a fancy way of saying that this was a hardcore match as both men brawled & used weapons like trash cans, kendo sticks, steel steps, a table & even Hornswoggle getting involved in the action as this was perhaps J.B.L.'s best match since returning.\\n\\nMoney In The Bank Ladder Match: Chris Jericho vs CM Punk vs John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin vs Carlito vs Mr. Kennedy vs M.V.P.. This was the best one that they have done since the original MIB match as there were just so many spots to mention here along with new ones that we have never seen before. Moments include Shelton's athleticism along with taking a sick fall through a ladder, Morrison doing a moonsault to everyone with the ladder in his hand, Carlito delivering the \\\"Backstabber\\\" to Jericho off the ladder, the sunset flip/suplex sequence off the ladder involving Benjamin, Carlito & Kennedy, & Jericho applying \\\"The Walls\\\" to Morrison on top of the ladder. Awesome match to watch from start to finish.\\n\\nBattle for Brand Supremacy: Batista vs Umaga. This was a RAW vs SmackDown interpromotional match but this was really just a decent match at best as Umaga mostly dominated this entire match & even go the crowd on his side before Batista did his usual Hogan/Warrior routine in order to win the match in the end.\\n\\nECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs Kane. First of all, I just want to say that I don't care about what they do to ECW because the old ECW is long dead. Anyways, that statement was longer than this match as it ended in ten seconds with Kane winning the title.\\n\\nCareer Threatening Match: Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels. The stipulation here was that if Flair loses this match, he must retire. This was one of the highlights of this event as this was just an emotional, techincal wrestling match as you can literally see the emotion from both men whether they were trading submission holds or even engaging in their battles of chops to the point where HBK wanted to taunt Flair but out of respect decided not to. The crowd was heavily into this one but it all ended for the Nature Boy after HBK, who was conflicted, decided to the end the whole thing with the third sweet chin music leaving barely a dry eye in the audience as Flair's career was over but not before getting a tremendous ovation on his way out.\\n\\nPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack Match: Melina & Beth Phoenix vs Maria & Ashley. Snoop Dogg was the master of ceremonies but this was a much better match than it looked on paper considering the history of these matches really stinking up the joint when it happened at WrestleMania. Although I am sure this match would have been better with the original Candice Michelle being in this match but again, it was better & watchable than I thought it would. However, the highlight for me was seeing Snoop Dogg deliver a great clothesline to Santino which I thought was funny.\\n\\nWWE Champion Randy Orton vs Triple H vs John Cena. For the third year in a row, Cena had a unique entrance with the marching band & while I was not too big on it, I'll give credit for him doing something new. Anyways, this was a good triple threat as it was non-stop action with all three men facing off with one another at one point in time with one moment to look out for would be Triple H using the crippler crossface to Cena. But the real highlight here was the ending was done so well that it shocked everyone in attendance as it was also the person that nobody expected to win...and I mean that in a good way.\\n\\nThe Biggest vs The Best: The Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather. This was a shoot fight where you can only win by pinfall, submission or knockout while the match was changed to a No Disqualification match which really made this a very entertaining match. If you didn't pay a attention to the angle, you would have thought that Big Show was the fan favorite as the crowd supported him & booed Mayweather. In fact, they enjoyed him beating up Floyd which I have to admit that liked as well before Mayweather's people got involved in the match that lead to Floyd winning the match using a steel chair & a brassknockled right hand.\\n\\nWorld Champion Edge vs The Undertaker. Even though Flair/HBK may be the match that most fans consider the match of the night, I would go with this one as I thought this was the better quality encounter out of the two. This match started slow but it picked up & got better as time went on that resulted in a great wrestling match between these two as they went back & forth with Edge targeting Taker's back to the point where Edge was able to counter most of Taker's signature moves in so many ways that it looked so impressive that you thought he was going to win at times. Undertaker never fails to deliver a great performance in main event situations as he delivered just like he did last year & was able to overcome the odds (including Edge's sidekicks) with the gogoplata submission hold to win his 6th World Championship & his 16th WM victory.\\n\\nDVD extras include the battle royal that was played before the event to determine the #1 contender for the ECW Championship which was won by Kane with some entertaining moments including the way that Jamie Noble got back into the ring. The other extra is the entire Hall of Fame ceremony with inductions of Ric Flair, Mae Young, Rocky Johnson, High Chief Peter Maivia & others but the real highlight was seeing the return of The Rock to induct his father & grandfather but also making a few jokes to some of the WWE roster which was really some hilarious stuff worth checking out.\\n\\nOverall, this was the best WrestleMania that I have seen in years as not only you got two great extras here but the event itself is a quality card that any fan would enjoy.\",\n \"Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WrestleMania XXIV Hits The Citrus Bowl\\n\\nReview: For the first time in a long time, WWE got it right & delivered an event that was worthy of being called their biggest event of the year as this event really had so much to offer. In fact, I thought this event was better than the last couple WrestleManias including the previous year's card.\\n\\nBelfast Brawl: J.B.L. vs Finlay. Thank god that I didn't pay any attention to the storyline that started this feud because I would not have cared for it otherwise. Besides that, this was a good opener as this was really just a fancy way of saying that this was a hardcore match as both men brawled & used weapons like trash cans, kendo sticks, steel steps, a table & even Hornswoggle getting involved in the action as this was perhaps J.B.L.'s best match since returning.\\n\\nMoney In The Bank Ladder Match: Chris Jericho vs CM Punk vs John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin vs Carlito vs Mr. Kennedy vs M.V.P.. This was the best one that they have done since the original MIB match as there were just so many spots to mention here along with new ones that we have never seen before. Moments include Shelton's athleticism along with taking a sick fall through a ladder, Morrison doing a moonsault to everyone with the ladder in his hand, Carlito delivering the \\\"Backstabber\\\" to Jericho off the ladder, the sunset flip/suplex sequence off the ladder involving Benjamin, Carlito & Kennedy, & Jericho applying \\\"The Walls\\\" to Morrison on top of the ladder. Awesome match to watch from start to finish.\\n\\nBattle for Brand Supremacy: Batista vs Umaga. This was a RAW vs SmackDown interpromotional match but this was really just a decent match at best as Umaga mostly dominated this entire match & even go the crowd on his side before Batista did his usual Hogan/Warrior routine in order to win the match in the end.\\n\\nECW Champion Chavo Guerrero vs Kane. First of all, I just want to say that I don't care about what they do to ECW because the old ECW is long dead. Anyways, that statement was longer than this match as it ended in ten seconds with Kane winning the title.\\n\\nCareer Threatening Match: Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels. The stipulation here was that if Flair loses this match, he must retire. This was one of the highlights of this event as this was just an emotional, techincal wrestling match as you can literally see the emotion from both men whether they were trading submission holds or even engaging in their battles of chops to the point where HBK wanted to taunt Flair but out of respect decided not to. The crowd was heavily into this one but it all ended for the Nature Boy after HBK, who was conflicted, decided to the end the whole thing with the third sweet chin music leaving barely a dry eye in the audience as Flair's career was over but not before getting a tremendous ovation on his way out.\\n\\nPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack Match: Melina & Beth Phoenix vs Maria & Ashley. Snoop Dogg was the master of ceremonies but this was a much better match than it looked on paper considering the history of these matches really stinking up the joint when it happened at WrestleMania. Although I am sure this match would have been better with the original Candice Michelle being in this match but again, it was better & watchable than I thought it would. However, the highlight for me was seeing Snoop Dogg deliver a great clothesline to Santino which I thought was funny.\\n\\nWWE Champion Randy Orton vs Triple H vs John Cena. For the third year in a row, Cena had a unique entrance with the marching band & while I was not too big on it, I'll give credit for him doing something new. Anyways, this was a good triple threat as it was non-stop action with all three men facing off with one another at one point in time with one moment to look out for would be Triple H using the crippler crossface to Cena. But the real highlight here was the ending was done so well that it shocked everyone in attendance as it was also the person that nobody expected to win...and I mean that in a good way.\\n\\nThe Biggest vs The Best: The Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather. This was a shoot fight where you can only win by pinfall, submission or knockout while the match was changed to a No Disqualification match which really made this a very entertaining match. If you didn't pay a attention to the angle, you would have thought that Big Show was the fan favorite as the crowd supported him & booed Mayweather. In fact, they enjoyed him beating up Floyd which I have to admit that liked as well before Mayweather's people got involved in the match that lead to Floyd winning the match using a steel chair & a brassknockled right hand.\\n\\nWorld Champion Edge vs The Undertaker. Even though Flair/HBK may be the match that most fans consider the match of the night, I would go with this one as I thought this was the better quality encounter out of the two. This match started slow but it picked up & got better as time went on that resulted in a great wrestling match between these two as they went back & forth with Edge targeting Taker's back to the point where Edge was able to counter most of Taker's signature moves in so many ways that it looked so impressive that you thought he was going to win at times. Undertaker never fails to deliver a great performance in main event situations as he delivered just like he did last year & was able to overcome the odds (including Edge's sidekicks) with the gogoplata submission hold to win his 6th World Championship & his 16th WM victory.\\n\\nDVD extras include the battle royal that was played before the event to determine the #1 contender for the ECW Championship which was won by Kane with some entertaining moments including the way that Jamie Noble got back into the ring. The other extra is the entire Hall of Fame ceremony with inductions of Ric Flair, Mae Young, Rocky Johnson, High Chief Peter Maivia & others but the real highlight was seeing the return of The Rock to induct his father & grandfather but also making a few jokes to some of the WWE roster which was really some hilarious stuff worth checking out.\\n\\nOverall, this was the best WrestleMania that I have seen in years as not only you got two great extras here but the event itself is a quality card that any fan would enjoy.\",\n \"Product: For the 22nd consecutive year, the Superstars of WWE come together for the Biggest Party of the Summer at SummerSlam. Some of WWE’s most memorable moments have come on the SummerSlam stage, and last year’s event, which saw the triumphant return of Triple H and Rey Mysterio, was no exception. This year will see some intense rivalries come to a head, and many of the biggest superstars in WWE will participate in career-defining moments.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Biggest Party Of The Summer Delivers\\n\\nReview: Thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to watch this year's SummerSlam card which when it came to production value, it really got you into noticing that this was going to be a special night.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs Dolph Ziggler. Just like how Dolph was impressive in their previous encounter, he delivered here again as this was a great opener with Ziggler being able to counter most of Rey's offense that lead to a series of counter wrestling before it was one specific move that cost Dolph the title once again.\\n\\nJack Swagger vs M.V.P. These two had a unique angle as this was hyped as culture clash but this was just an average match that really couldn't top the opener & wasn't bad but nothing really memorable to mention here.\\n\\nUnified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show vs Cryme Tyme. Honestly, I really don't care for the Jericho/Show tag team combination while at the same time, I am no fan of Cryme Tyme's \\\"wrestling\\\". However, this was their best match to date as Cryme Tyme actually held their own here & put on a better performance than I expected. It's no tag team clinic but a better match than it sounds.\\n\\nKane vs The Great Khali. I have to be honest that I just fast-foward this match just based on how bad their WrestleMania match was so I can't comment on this one.\\n\\nD-Generation X vs Legacy. DX had quite the entrance going into this match as they not only brought out their old tank but I think they had more fireworks than the opening pyro. This was my favorite match of the night as this was not the typical DX squash & was allowed to turn into something special as this was one of the best tag team matches in recent WWE history with Rhodes & Dibiase using the classic tag team heel strategy of cutting the ring in half at the times with the crowd just getting heavily into the action throughout. And even though Legacy didn't win, they were heavily put over here.\\n\\nECW Champion Christian vs William Regal. This was the real disappointment of the night as they only got 10 seconds which killed this potential show stealer between two underrated performers.\\n\\nWWE Champion Randy Orton vs John Cena. Ironically, this is the same match that main evented SummerSlam two years prior with the difference being that this match was better. This match started off slow with both men trading mat offense before Orton was able to use his calculating style to pick apart Cena before Cena came back with his typical offense with the action going back & forth at times with Orton trying to use the \\\"champions advantage\\\" & the match restarting many times before Orton was able to get the clean pinfall victory, much to the delight of the crowd.\\n\\nTLC Match: World Champion Jeff Hardy vs CM Punk. This match was similar to the Jericho/HBK & Edge/Hardy ladder matches as they tried to make this one stand out by having both men trying to punish each other instead of trying to get the belt with Punk being a great heel throughout & Hardy being the \\\"human highlight reel\\\" with moments of both men using the ladder to make their moves more impactful, chair shots that made the crowd cringe at times & Hardy's dive off the ladder onto Punk through the announce table before Punk was able to overcome the odds & win back his title with an aftermath featuring the return of the Undertaker.\\n\\nOverall, this event had some flops like the Kane/Khali match & the ECW Title match only getting 10 seconds but past that, this was an event that the WWE did a great job in restablishing SummerSlam as one of it's best events of the year.\",\n \"Product: The biggest event of the year comes to the desert when WrestleMania XXVI explodes in Arizona! Every member of the WWE Universe has eagerly anticipated WrestleMania and the biggest Superstars of WWE up their game when they perform on sports entertainment’s grandest stage. It’s been a pop culture phenomenon for more than a quarter century—it is WrestleMania. Stars: Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Undertaker, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Triple H , John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, Shaemus, Mark Henry, Drew McIntyre, Edge, Rey Mysterio, John Morrison, The Miz, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hitman's Revenge & HBK's Finale\\n\\nReview: Well after a significant time off, I have returned to post a another review with this one being WrestleMania 26. This event was hosted at the University of Phoenix Stadium with an attendance record of 72,219 as not only was history made & titles were defended but also brought closure to two sets of feuds. Just to add a few notes, this was the first time since WM XII that I can remember that Jim Ross didn't do any commentary for this show & for me, was certainly missed in action but let us not get the facts get in the way of a good story.\\n\\nUnified Tag Team Champions Big Show & The Miz vs John Morrison & R-Truth. For the first time since WM 22, the tag team titles are actually defended at the biggest stage of them all. I wouldn't classify this as a good opener because the match was too short for it to be anything memorable but there was some good moments with Big Show coming out looking stronger (literally & figuratively) than everyone else.\\n\\nRandy Orton vs Ted Dibiase vs Cody Rhodes. The break-up of Legacy & this match played out exactly how everyone predicted it would with Dibiase & Rhodes actually turning this match into a handicap match by constantly double-teaming Orton with Orton getting a flurry here & there. However, the match would quickly turn once Dibiase & Rhodes just got too greedy for their own good allowing Orton to take advantage with his trademark \\\"punt\\\" much to the delight of the crowd, who was \\\"pro-Orton\\\" throughout the contest.\\n\\nNow, I don't normally focus on backstage skits but there was a skit that occurred during Vickie Guerrero's interview involving Santino, Mean Gene, Mae Young & Melina that I just enjoyed & thought that it was well done.\\n\\n\\\"Money In The Bank\\\" Ladder Match: Jack Swagger vs Christian vs Dolph Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin vs Drew McIntrye vs Matt Hardy vs M.V.P. vs Evan Bourne vs Kofi Kingston vs Kane. This is the biggest (literally) MIB match that has been done to date due to this one having the most people in it since the match debuted. As is the case with this match every year, this match had plenty of moments like Christian delivering a monkey-flip onto Kofi to a ladder with guys behind it, Kane destroying the ladder & Drew McIntrye, Evan's \\\"shooting star press\\\" along with taking the worst fall of the match later on, Kofi using a broken ladder in a way that you have to see believe, Christian's reverse DDT from the top of the ladder to Matt Hardy, Matt getting knocked off the ladder onto another one, and the sequence of Swagger getting crushed in between two ladders while Christian, Hardy & Evan climbed to the top. It wasn't the best one that they did but this was still an entertaining match that delivered when it came to spots.\\n\\nTriple H vs Sheamus. Sheamus made his WM debut against the man that he choose to face in Triple H while this is the first time since WM 15 that Triple H is not in a high-profile main event at WrestleMania. I can honestly say that I am not a big fan of Sheamus but he certainly held his own here as he told a good story in making every move count against Triple H as if he was a veteran (when he is still a rookie) before it was one mistake that allowed Triple H to get back in the game (no pun intended). This was a solid match that actually made me enjoy seeing Sheamus as an in-ring competitor.\\n\\nRey Mysterio vs CM Punk. The stipulation to this match was that if Rey loses, he must join \\\"The Straight Edge Society\\\". I do want to point out that Mysterio's \\\"Avatar\\\" look heavily makes up for his \\\"Joker\\\" attempt that felt flat in my eyes the year before. These two didn't get so much time to tell a story like their previous Armageddon match but with the time that they had, they didn't disappoint here. With Luke Gallows & Serena getting involved at times, this was an exciting fast paced contest that made me wish these two got more time but it certainly didn't leave me disappointed with the quality.\\n\\nNo Holds Barred: Bret Hart vs Vince McMahon. Bret Hart returns to WrestleMania for the first time since his classic submission match with Steve Austin at WrestleMania 13. Before the match got started, Vince McMahon brought out the Hart Family stating that he had purchased their services for them to be Lumberjacks for this match only to be revealed that Bret was in on the whole scheme. This match was really all about the story of Bret getting his revenge as fans shouldn't have expected Bret to give a quality performance at this stage in his career. Basically, the Hart Dynasty was there to do the impact spots including doing an old finisher from the Hart Foundation days on the outside of the ring before Bret beat Vince down with a chair & doing one last Sharpshooter to bring this issue to conclusion.\\n\\nWorld Champion Chris Jericho vs Edge. After years of these two battling & having \\\"on/off\\\" feuds over the years, this was their first high profile singles match & how appropriate that it was at WrestleMania for the World Championship. This was a pure \\\"old school\\\" wrestling match that was never fought at a fast pace as it allowed each man to look strong & building up the suspense towards the end with a good story being told with Jericho attacking Edge's injury & even using many counters to avoid the spear. The ending was a surprise since it not only ended clean but the winner was actually a surprise. However, pay attention to the aftermath as Edge got his revenge that he vowed to get in a way that you will not believe.\\n\\nMichelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox & Vickie Guerrero vs Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Gail Kim & Beth Phoenix. This is one of those matches that you are either going to like or hate depending on how you choose to look at it as this match was real short with everyone just doing their finishers but I will say that I actually found this to be funny as I couldn't stop laughing at Vickie Guerrero whether she was getting beat up or just hiding. On a personal note though, I did enjoy seeing Vickie pay homage to her late husband Eddie Guerrero before doing what was called a \\\"Bullfrog/Hog\\\" splash & doing a sloppy pinfall.\\n\\nWWE Champion Batista vs John Cena. Just like how I was shocked that their SummerSlam '08 match turned out to be really good considering that I am not a huge fan of either man, this match delivered as these two men worked well together. They exchanged power moves along with some surprising grappling counters with Batista focusing on Cena's neck in the early stages of the match before Cena gained momentum before both men began dishing out their trademark moves along with counters that were similiar to their previous clash & others that we haven't seen before. This match delivered more than I expected & I would call this Cena's best WM match along with this being one of Batista's best performances as well. And just like the last title match, the aftermath where Cena addressed the fans with the \\\"WE HATE CENA\\\" shirts was a sight to see.\\n\\nStreak vs Career: The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels. Taker's streak against HBK's career & hats off to WWE as for the first time since WrestleMania XI, a non-title match is headlined as the main event but I am pretty sure that most fans were looking forward to this match more than anything else on the card. These two deserved to go last after putting up not only an instant classic last year but also the match of the year of 2009. Despite that, this match once again lived up to the hype as they put on another classic match that was actually more aggressive & physical than their previous classic a year ago. This match had many moments like HBK doing Taker's classic \\\"throat slash\\\" at the start, Taker delivering the tombstone on the floor, Shawn hitting three \\\"Sweet Chin Musics\\\", Taker's \\\"Last Ride\\\", Shawn doing an unbelievable moonsault through the announce table that just got the fans on their feet & kept them there till the end of the match with chants of \\\"THIS IS AWESOME\\\". But the biggest moment of the match was near the end where Taker showed more emotion than is expected from him before Shawn wouldn't let this end without a fight that lead to the most impactful tombstone that we have seen in years. Once again just like the previous matches, the aftermath was something as new & emotional WrestleMania moment was created that will never be forgotten.\\n\\nNow from what I have heard/seen, there are three versions of this event (two on DVD & one on Blue-Ray). I got the \\\"Collector's Edition\\\" so with this event you get the pre-show WrestleMania Battle Royal along with the entire Hall Of Fame ceremony with new inductees Maurice \\\"Mad Dog\\\" Vachon, Wendi Richter, Stu Hart, Antonio Inoki, Bob Uecker, \\\"Gorgeous\\\" George & \\\"Million Dollar Man\\\" Ted Dibiase but also with that you get matches & moments involving these inductees including Dibiase's favorite WM match vs Jake Roberts (WrestleMania VI), Antonio Inoki's Japanese Heavyweight Championship match vs The Great Hossein, Wendi Richter's Women's Championship match vs The Fabulous Moolah, Stu Hart tribute & two matches involving \\\"Gorgeous\\\" George & \\\"Mad Dog\\\" Vachon. Unfortunately, Shawn Michaels's farewell address is not included on the DVD set.\\n\\nOverall, this was one of the best WrestleManias that the WWE has put out in recent years. It wasn't perfect but this heavily made up & surpassed the disappointment of the previous years WrestleMania so I would give this WrestleMania a solid 4 star rating but with the Hall Of Fame ceremony, the battle royal & the extra matches makes this a 5 star showcase that I would recommend to any wrestling fan, not just a WWE Fan.\",\n \"Product: vhs\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A Night Of Tag Teams & Championships\\n\\nReview: Well after another long period of time since I have written a review, I was able to catch on some classic wrestling events & Great American Bash 1992 was one of them. Now during this time, we were going through a transitional period in WCW as Bill Watts (remember him?) had token control of WCW & first official act was to have a one night tournament to determine the NWA World Tag Team Champions. Along with that WCW Champion Sting was scheduled to defend his title in what was arguably his toughest test yet in Big Van Vader. Now remember during this Bill Watts era of WCW, there was no mats on the floor & there was a rule in which you come off the top rope, it would result in a disqualification (seriously don't ask). One other thing that should be noted is that during this time, WCW constantly edit down their events to run for 2 hours so with the exception of Sting vs Vader, every match here is edited off a couple of minutes.\\n\\nRicky Steamboat & Nikita Koloff vs Brian Pillman & Jushin Liger. This was the first of the quarter finals match of the Tag Team title tournament as it was joined in progress but during that time, you had non-stop action as Pillman & Liger relied on their speed & quickness along with attempting to ground Steamboat at times while Nikita was the powerhouse of the match each time he stepped in before it was one counter mistake that allowed Steamboat & Koloff to qualify to the next round.\\n\\nHiroshi Hase & Shinya Hashimoto vs The Fabulous Freebirds. This was joined in progress as well as the team of Hase & Hashimoto dominated this contest with the Freebirds getting a shot here & there including gaining the advantage before it was just too late for them to overcome.\\n\\nDustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Rick Rude & \\\"Stunning\\\" Steve Austin. This was joined in progess also by a couple of minutes but within in the time that we did see action, it was a quality tag team match as Rude & Austin tried to cut the ring in half while isolating Dustin from Barry to later on doing the same to Barry before Austin & Rude made one mistake to many allowing Windham & Rhodes to get back on track & gain the victory to the next round. Even though this match was edited, this was actually my favorite match of the tournament as the crowd was just hot from start to finish here.\\n\\nSteve Williams & Terry Gordy vs Nikita Koloff & Ricky Steamboat. Originally, the WCW Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers were supposed to face Williams & Gordy but due to the victory they received at the last Clash along with Scott's injury, Williams & Gordy got a \\\"bye\\\" into the next round. Another match that was joined in progress but in the time that was shown, there was a good story being told in how Steamboat was again isolated from his partner for long periods of time but the difference was that the focus was on his back allowing him to be slower than he would usually be with that injury playing a factor in the end.\\n\\nDustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Hiroshi Hase & Shinya Hashimoto. This match again was shown in progress as the story here was that Dustin & Barry went through a much tougher opening match than the Japanese team so they were more worn down in this match before they were able to pick up some steam & gain access to the final round of the tournament.\\n\\nWCW Champion Sting vs Vader. This was the beginning of the feud that I believed was carrying WCW at this time as Sting & Vader never had a bad match together. The storytelling was there as Vader focused on Sting's injured ribs (that Vader actually injured a few weeks prior) even to the point to where Vader even used Sting's own finishing move as a slap to the face to Sting. Sting was able to rebound with his speed & quickness along with surprising power offense including various suplexes to the much larger Vader. The ending was a shocker for it's time as Sting made one mistake that cost him to not only be busted open but lose his championship.\\n\\nDustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Steve Williams & Terry Gordy. Even though this was the final match of the tournament, this match was also edited. Williams & Gordy applied the same strategy that they used in their previous match in which they cut the ring in half & kept wearing down Dustin while at the same time taking advantage of the fact that they were fresher than their opponents (this was Dustin & Barry's third match while it was Gordy & Williams second). However, the shock at the end was something to see as Williams & Gordy became the new NWA Tag Team Champions to complete silence to the crowd. As a side note, this match showed the problem WCW had with the booking as Williams & Gordy just weren't over at the time due to their New Japan past so the crowd really didn't know how to react to them & barely did during this match other than a few times for Dustin & Barry. The match wasn't bad but the dead crowd really put this one down.\\n\\nOverall, this was one of those events where they tried to have too much on the card & while the wrestling quality is there, I can't recommend finding this tape since the only non-edited match on the tape is the Sting/Vader clash (which is on the \\\"Rise & Fall of WCW\\\" DVD so this is an event that I would find online (as I did if you really want to see it.\",\n \"Product: WWF: Survivor Series 1987 [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Thanksgiving Day Tradition Begins\\n\\nReview: Before I begin, I must advice those that may be thinking in purchasing this VHS tape. You are better off getting the Survivor Series Anthology Volume I since this Coliseum Video was heavily edited down to the point that the only match that is shown in it's entirety is the main event so this is a review based off the recorded version of the show that I own to this day. Now with that being said, this was a historic night for so many reasons as this was the first ever Survivor Series that aired on Thanksgiving Day along with NWA's Starrcade '87 that aired on the same exact day that caused Starrcade to be removed off several cable companies in favor of this event. Now during this time, the Survivor Series was focused on the traditional Survivor Series Elimination matches with the hype surrounding the card being that this was going to be the first time since WrestleMania III that Hulk Hogan & Andre The Giant will be in the same ring for a match.\\n\\nRandy Savage, Ricky Steamboat, Jake Roberts, Brutus Beefcake & Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Honky Tonk Man, Harley Race, Ron Bass, Danny Davis & Hercules. Before I begin, a bit of irony here is that Savage & Steamboat had feuded prior to this while Savage would go on to feud with everyone else on his time in the upcoming years. This match got the show rolling in a big way as this was just fast paced action from bell to bell while pushing current feuds during that time such as Duggan & Race over the title of \\\"King\\\" along with Savage's feud with the Honky Tonk Man to the point where \\\"karma\\\" played a factor in the end for one of these men.\\n\\nThe Fabulous Moolah, Rockin Robin, Velvet McIntrye & The Jumping Bomb Angels vs Sensational Sherri, The Glamour Girls, Donna Christanello & Dawn Marie. This was during the time that the women's division had a heavy focus on wrestling more than anything else & that is exactly what you got here as this match was also given enough time to tell a story instead of coming off as a non-quality filler but the real highlight of this match was the performances of the Jumping Bomb Angels as they really brought a different style wasn't seen during this time in women wrestling.\\n\\nStrike Force (Tito Santana & Rick Martel), The Young Stallions (Paul Roma & Jim Powers), The Rougeaus (Jacques & Raymond), The Killer Bees (Jim Brunzell & Brian Blair) & The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy & Dynamite Kid) vs The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart), Demolition (Ax & Smash), The Islanders (Haku & Tama), The Bolsheviks (Nikolai Volkoff & Boriz Zhukov) & The New Dream Team (Greg Valentine & Dino Bravo). First of all, WOW this is a match that will never happen in today's standard of wrestling as there were so many well established teams, each being different than the other. This was perhaps the showstealer as this match went around 40 mins & was just classic tag team quality with certain moments such as Bret Hart getting even with Strike Force, the performances of the Islanders & the creative finish that even had Jesse Ventura (being the heel announcer that he is) shooting on that finish.\\n\\nHulk Hogan, Bam Bam Bigelow, Paul Orndorff, Don Muraco & Ken Patera vs Andre The Giant, King Kong Bundy, One Man Gang, Rick Rude & Butch Reed. This was the match that had the most hype of the night as it was centered around the fact that Hogan & Andre at some point would clash in the middle of the ring. Just like the previous matches on the card, this was a classic elimination style match that had tons of action right from the opening with moments such as Rude suffering from the lack of power of the other men, the Hogan/Andre confrontation that had the fans go wild for including a surprise outcome to it but more importantly the awesome performance of Bam Bam Bigelow in the end that just shows why he is still considered to be one of the best \\\"big men\\\" wrestlers in the business.\\n\\nOverall for this being the first ever Survivor Series card, this was classic material as there wasn't a bad match on the card, each match was able to go on for a longer period of time instead of being a filler & pushed various storylines that WWF was pushing at the time (Hogan/Andre, Savage/Honky, Hart Foundation/Strike Force) so this is an event worth going out of your way to check out but once again I warn you, to check this event out in its entirety, I would recommend the Survivor Series Anthology.\",\n \"Product: The 3rd Annual WWF Survivor Series: The Hulkamaniacs [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Action From The Start\\n\\nReview: Once again thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to see a classic WWF event in the third annual Survivor Series. This Survivor Series was memorable for a bunch of reasons as it was the first time that the teams had actual team names to make it seem more of a team effort but also trying to show a step in the direction that the WWF was going in as Hogan was not in the main event for the first time at this event.\\n\\nThe Dream Team vs The Enforcers: Dusty Rhodes, Brutus Beefcake, Tito Santana & Red Rooster vs Big Bossman, Bad News Brown, Rick Martel & Honky Tonk Man. This was a solid match throughout as everyone put in a good effort with the story of how Brown wasn't a team player in costing his team a fall, the confrontation between former Strike Force members in Santana & Martel & Big Bossman going on his own even after the match to show Dusty Rhodes that he won the battle but not the war.\\n\\nThe Kings Court vs The 4x4s: Randy Savage, Greg Valentine, Dino Bravo & Earthquake vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Ronnie Garvin, Bret Hart & Hercules. Now here is a trivia fact but Earthquake was actually subbing for Barry Windham in this match. This was another match that was solid from start to finish as it played out current feuds such as Garvin/Valentine but the real highlight of this match for me was the interaction between Savage & Hart that was a dream match of mine for that time as they really got the crowd going in the time that they were in there together.\\n\\nThe Hulkamaniacs vs The Million Dollar Team: Hulk Hogan, Demolition & Jake Roberts vs Ted Dibiase, Powers Of Pain & Zeuz. This match had so many feuds that the WWF was pushing at the time such as the year long feud with Demolition & Powers Of Pain & the continuing of the Dibiase/Roberts feud. However, the major feud that WWF was pushing at this time was the Hogan/Zeuz feud (don't ask) with the end result being Zeuz being eliminated in less than 3 minutes. From there, Hogan's team was eliminated by pinfalls including Demolition while Dibiase's team was eliminated by disqualifications such as the Powers Of Pain being eliminated for double teaming Hogan. The final result was a Hogan/Dibiase showdown that of course had Hogan winning & while this match was entertaining for what it was, you couldn't help but notice how one-sided this match seemed to be with Jesse Ventura pointing that out constantly throughout the match.\\n\\nRowdy's Roddies vs Rude's Brood: Rowdy Roddy Piper, Jimmy Snuka & The Bushwackers vs Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect & The Fabulous Rougeaus. Before the match, check out the crazy promo of Piper's team to show you what kind of match that this was going to be. This match was really entertaining right from the start as it started crazy with each member of Piper's team taking turns in bitting a body part of Mr. Perfect along with a tease of tension between Rude & Perfect at one point. Piper's team was dominate early with their wild tactics in getting the Rougeaus eliminated. From there, the match really picks up once the Bushwackers get eliminated as Rude & Perfect are forced into wrestling defense leaving us with quite a finish in Piper/Snuka against Rude/Perfect with an impressive showing in Snuka in the end against Perfect. This was my favorite match of the night as this match had it all including commentary as Jesse Ventura just had problems in saying the name of Piper's team which added more comedy to the match.\\n\\nThe Ultimate Warriors vs The Heenan Family: The Ultimate Warrior, Jim Niedhart & The Rockers vs Andre The Giant, Haku, Arn Anderson & Bobby Heenan. The backstory behind this match was what the real life issue that had Tully Blanchard removed from this match with Heenan being added to the match. Just like the Hogan/Zeuz situation, the major feud here was Warrior/Andre that had Andre eliminated by countout right from the getgo. However, this match was an impressive showing for Haku & more importantly Arn Anderson as they were the workhorse of this team with Heenan adding comedy from the time or lack thereof of him getting in the ring before Arn was eliminated leaving Warrior against Heenan that was exactly what you would expect it to be in that it was a squash.\\n\\nOverall, this was a fun show to watch & one of the best Survivor Series cards in the event's history that I would either go out of my way to get the VHS tape or buy it as part of the Survivor Series anthology.\",\n \"Product: Product in excellent conditon. No wear and tear. EXTREMELY rare VHS\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WCW Hits The Beach With A Blast\\n\\nReview: Thanks to another old tape that I was able to get from a friend, I was able to see WCW's first beach style PPV card that would be replaced in 1994 by the name \\\"Bash At The Beach\\\" entitled Beach Blast '92. Now once again, during this time WCW would edit their cards down to two hours so most of the filler undercard matches would be removed along with at times the main matches being edited down to fit the tape. However since I have the actual event, I am not sure what has been edited.\\n\\nWCW Light Heavyweight Champion Brian Pillman vs Scotty Flamingo. For those hardcore fans that may not know, Flamingo would go on to greater success in ECW known as Raven. This was a different style of a match than the Pillman/Liger series as they focused more on mat wrestling with an occassional high-flying move coming about with a few moments to check out being Flamingo taking a suplex off the apron onto the concrete floor & the final dive that Pillman took that had him land on his head on the ramp that would play a factor in this encounter as it was just a great mat-wrestling match with a nice pace throughout.\\n\\nRon Simmons vs Terry Taylor. This was the beginning of a big singles push for Simmons as with the exception of a few moments here & there, this match was dominated by Simmons who used his power & football offense to get the victory.\\n\\nGreg Valentine vs Marcus Bagwell. This was another match that was just real short & nothing really noteworthy past this being the last WCW PPV appearance of Greg Valentine (that I know of anyways).\\n\\nAround this part, there was the beginning of the first major attraction of the night and it wasn't even a match as it was contested throught the rest of the night. It was a Bikini contest between Madusa of the Dangerous Alliance against Missy Hyatt. This was a foreshadowing for the WWF's verison of this contest in late '90s as both women came out to different outfits to the approval of the crowd with Johnny B. Badd and Jesse Ventura getting in on the action for comedic reasons.\\n\\nFalls Count Anywhere Match: WCW Champion Sting vs Cactus Jack. This was a non-title match since Vader was scheduled to battle Sting for the title at the next PPV but the story behind this match was that Sting was returning from his rib injury at the hands of Vader against the man who wanted to take Sting out for his own sick pleasure. This was Cactus's best WCW match as the action started on the ramp with both men going all over the place with moves like Jack doing a sunset flip off the apron, Sting delivering a suplex in the crowd, both men using the ramp to their advantage & even taking hard shots onto the railing with the storytelling of Cactus working on Sting's previous injured ribs.\\n\\nIron Man Challenge: Ricky Steamboat vs Rick Rude. This was the SuperBrawl rematch with the stipulations being that there would be nobody at ringside for either man, the match would have a 30 minute time limit with the winner being the man who gains the most falls at the end of the 30 mins. This is one of those matches that I consider to be a lost classic encounter & my favorite match of the night as these two put on a tremendous performance. The story was well told early as Rude had his ribs injured early that lead to him gaining a few falls early including giving up a fall just to hurt Steamboat (the whole top-rope DQ rule for those wondering) & keep the advantage. The action was back & forth constantly as Steamboat fought like a champion to comeback & even the score before the last thirty seconds really pushed the limits of both men resulting in a very intense finish to what was again, a lost classic encounter between two legends.\\n\\nBarry Windham, Dustin Rhodes & Nikita Koloff vs The Dangerous Alliance. This team of the Dangerous Alliance was the team of \\\"Stunning\\\" Steve Austin, Arn Anderson & Bobby Eaton. This was one of those multi-tag matches where there was constant action from both ends with the Alliance using heel tactics & Paul E. Dangerously to keep the edge along with a tease of friction between Rhodes & Windham that would become a factor in the upcoming months. The ending was a bit cheap (the whole top-rope DQ rule crap) but this was still a good six man tag that not satisfied the fans but also wanted you to see more.\\n\\nWCW Tag Team Champions The Steiner Brothers vs Dr. Death Steve Williams & Terry Gordy. For Japanese wrestling, this was a dream match but this was really a dream match for anyone who knows their tag team wrestling history. The Steiners started off early with a flurry of offense before Williams & Gordy tried to slow the pace causing Rick & Scott to do the same in that respect. Both teams decided to use the same tag team tactics in trying to cut the ring in half & keep the fresh man out of the match with Scott's arm being heavily focused. They went the 30 min. time limit as it was just classic tag team wrestling from start to finish with the outcome promising a rematch that I am sure fans wouldn't have mind after seeing this. \\\"As a side note\\\" their rematch was actually at the next Clash Of The Champions which resulted in Scott Steiner getting injured, cutting this feud short.\\n\\nOverall, this event along with SuperBrawl & The Great American Bash were my favorite WCW cards from 1992. There were only two filler matches but those matches didn't last long with every other match being a standout contest whether it came to light-heavyweight action, hardcore, & tag team wrestling. I highly recommend this card to anyone who is able to find it.\",\n \"Product: Pro Wrestling\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Nature Boy & The Dragon Dance Again\\n\\nReview: Thanks to finding an old tape online, I was able to review what many fans claimed to be the best card of 1994 in WCW Spring Stampede. This event featured so many highlights whether it came to wrestling clinics, street fights, and old feuds restarting or even grudge matches. The biggest one of them all was the main event in which WCW Champion Ric Flair goes up against Ricky Steamboat in the same building that started their classic series of matches back in 1989 (which for those history fans, Steamboat won the last time they were in this building).\\n\\nJohnny B. Badd vs Diamond Dallas Page. This was just a short opener that was more about getting the crowd pumped up for the rest of the show which in that case, succeeded since these two would go on to have better matches for the Television Championship a year later.\\n\\nWCW Television Champion Lord Steven Regal vs Brian Pillman. Speaking of wrestling clinics, this was one of them but not the kind of wrestling clinic that we were used to seeing at this time. These two worked on a stiff ground game with Regal using various submission holds to ground Pillman including some holds that we hadn't seen before. They battled to the time limit draw but this was just a great mat wrestling match from bell to bell.\\n\\nStreet Fight: WCW Tag Team Champions Nasty Boys vs Cactus Jack & Maxx Payne. In less than a year, Cactus went from a main event feud with Vader to carrying Payne as a team to battle the Nasty Boys. This match is regarded as one of the stiffest matches in WCW's history as these four were not going to go easy on each other & were brawling all over the arena with moments like the merchandise stand getting destroyed, various tables getting destroyed, canes being used & Cactus taking a sick fall off the ramp followed by a full-ledged shot to the face with a shovel while on the ground.\\n\\nWCW United States Champion \\\"Stunning\\\" Steve Austin vs The Great Muta. The return of the Great Muta here since the last time he was seen was when he lost the NWA Title at SuperBrawl III. Austin worked a much more technical style during his \\\"stunning\\\" days & this was no exception as both men worked a nice ground game with the momentum picking up time after time. The ending was a little disappointing but it didn't take away from what was a solid encounter between both men.\\n\\nWCW International Heavyweight Champion Rick Rude vs Sting. For those wanting to know the story behind the \\\"International\\\" title then I recommend checking out DP's review on this event as he explained in detail why it was called that but for those long time fans, it was really just the \\\"big gold\\\" NWA belt (currently the WWE's World Heavyweight Championship). Harley Race came out before the match to issue a challenge on behalf of Vader to the winner before being nailed by Sting to start the match. From there, this was an exciting contest that went back & forth as Rude tried his best to ground Sting but Sting just kept bringing the fight to Rude & showcased his power various times. Vader would make an appearance later on with Harley Race that became a big factor in the outcome to this one.\\n\\nBunkhouse Match: Dustin Rhodes vs Bunkhouse Buck. This was just a fancy way of calling this match a street fight as these two just brawled & used weapons like cowboy boot, a belt, & even dirt with the Col. Parker getting whipped as well for interfering. Both men were busted open but gave it their all in what was a good brawl to watch.\\n\\nVader vs The Boss. Due to the Boss costing Vader the title at SuperBrawl IV, this was hyped as a grudge match. The action didn't even start in the ring as the Boss went after Vader on the ramp before Harley Race got hit once again due to a mistake by Vader. This was a good match overall as both men used power moves & even went a bit stiff with their brawling but the real highlight of this match was the impressive moonsault done by Vader. However the aftermath featured The Boss getting the last laugh as he attacked Vader & Race with his nightstick resulting in Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel taking his cuffs, nightstick & even stripping him of his name.\\n\\nWCW Champion Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat. For the first time since their Wrestle War '89 clash, these two legends do battle here & put on another classic back & forth wrestling clinic. Both men worked on each other's legs at certain points of the match with Flair showing some traits as to why he was called \\\"the dirtiest player in the game.\\\" This match lived up to the billing but I really won't compare it to their previous trilogy of matches as it would be too difficult to compare this one to those but this one is certainly worth your time with the ending being very similar to how their 2 out of 3 falls contest in '89 ended.\\n\\nThe bottom line was that this was one of WCW's best overall cards as this event was just full of quality performances whether it came to wrestling or just brawling. I would go out of my way to see this one as it was one of the last WCW events before the Hogan era of WCW.\",\n \"Product: Pro Wrestling\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Hitman Returns To MSG\\n\\nReview: Another old tape that I found in my collection as this event always holds dear to my heart as this was the first event that I went to see live. Quick story, while I went to New York to see this event, my dad recorded this event back in Boston in an attempt to see me. Anyways, this was during the time that the WWF was problems against the competition known as WCW but things were really picking up here. There were many wrestlers making their debuts here but the real standout was the return of the legendary Bret \\\"Hitman\\\" Hart to battle the man who had been calling him out for months in Stone Cold Steve Austin.\\n\\nSurvivor Series Elimination Match: Doug Furnas, Philip LaFon & The Godwinns vs Owen Hart, The Brtish Bulldog & The New Rockers. This was the debut of the New Japan Pro Wrestling tag team in Furnas & LaFon as they made a good impact in their WWF debut match. A good opening contest with the highlights for me being the interaction between these two along with Owen & Bulldog along with Owen taking a nasty suplex in the end where he literally lands on the top of his head.\\n\\nThe Undertaker vs Mankind. After being Buried Alive the previous month, The Undertaker makes his return with a new outfit to add to it. The stipulation here was that Paul Bearer would be held above the ring in cage & if Taker wins, he would be able to get his hands on Paul Bearer. Undertaker used a much more different style than their previous matches as he did a great job of actually wrestling & breaking Mankind down by using moves like a drop-toll-hold & even attacking Mankind's hand to prevent the mandible claw to the point where he used an armbar while pulling back on the fingers. This was their more unique encounter but a great match nonetheless as this feud was highlight during this time.\\n\\nSurvivor Series Elimination Match: Rocky Maivia, Marc Mero, The Stalker & Jake Roberts vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Goldust, Crush & Jerry Lawler. Jake Roberts was the replacement for the injured Mark Henry as his feud with Lawler was revisted here along with HHH/Mero feud for the Intercontinental title was still being pushed here with one more moment to check out is the interaction between HHH & Marlena that would begin Hunter's new feud with Goldust. However out of all those things, the real highlight was the debut of Rocky Maivia who would gone to greater fame as The Rock. Anyways just like the first Survivor Series match, this was a solid encounter from start to finish.\\n\\nBret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin. The return not just to the WWF but to Madison Square Garden for Bret Hart to battle a man looking to make his own piece of history that night. This was my favorite match of the night & one of the best matches of the year as these two put on a wrestling clinic that started off a little slow but gradually began to pick up as time went on with the story being that Austin was trying to beat the energy out of Bret while Bret was able to return the favor in his own right. This is also the match where the moment that Bret was sling-shotted onto the Spanish Announce table that lead to Austin beating him down into the floor. Even though their classic Submission match a couple of months later at WrestleMania is the match that everyone remembers, this was an awesome wrestling match that I think is just as good as that encounter.\\n\\nSavio Vega, Flash Funk, Yokozuna & Jimmy Snuka vs Vader, Faarooq, fake Razor Ramon & fake Diesel. Another match full of debuts as 2 Cold Scorpio debuted in the WWF as Flash Funk, Faarooq debuted his new faction in the Nation of Domination along with the return for one night only in \\\"Superfly\\\" Jimmy Snuka. One thing I want to mention is that the reason I wrote fake next to the names of Diesel & Razor is that they are not the original characters from Scott Hall & Kevin Nash. This wasn't better than the previous elimination matches as the only highlights here were the performances of Jimmy Snuka & Flash Funk along with Vader actually getting a legit injury at the hands of Yokozuna.\\n\\nWWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs Sycho Sid. This match clearly proves that Shawn Michaels is capable of a great match with almost anyone & give them one of the best performances in their career...this was no exception. This was one of Sid's best matches in his career as they told a great story of how HBK was trying to use his speed to his advantage along with working on Sid's leg at various points of the match to Sid just using his power to manhandle HBK. However, the real highlight here was the reaction that Shawn got from the MSG crowd to where they completely turned on him to cheer for Sid to the point that the fans cheered despite the way that Sid won the belt that involved Jose Lothario getting hit in the chest with a camera to Shawn getting one as well.\\n\\nOverall, this was one of the better Survivor Series events that I have seen as most of the matches here were solid & did a great job in pushing all their major storylines for the next PPV. I would recommend this one as this was one of the best events from 1996.\",\n \"Product: WWF SUMMERSLAM '96\\n\\nCHAMPIONSHIP MATCH\\n\\nChampion Shawn Michaels VS. Vader\\n\\nSPECIAL BOILER ROOM MATCH!\\nUndertaker vs. Mankind\\n\\nSycho Sid vs. British Bulldog\\n\\nPlus...\\n\\nWildman Marc Mero vs. Goldust\\nJake \\\"The Snake\\\" Roberts vs. Jerry \\\"The King\\\" Lawler\\nSavio Vega vs. Owen Hart\\nINCLUDING:\\nA 4 Team Elimination Tag Team Title Match! Featuring:\\n\\nSmoking Gunns\\nBody Donnas\\nNew Rockers\\nGodwinns\\nColor, 3 HRS, 1996\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Is It HBK's Time Or Vader Time?\\n\\nReview: Once again, thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I relived another classic event; this time being the 1996 edition of SummerSlam. Now during this time, Shawn Michaels was the WWF Champion & taking on all comers who were willing to take his gold. However, a month before at International Incident, HBK was beat in a six man tag (which for those keeping track, was the first time, Shawn had been pinned since before WrestleMania) & the man that did it was the man they call, Vader leading to this match. Also, the bitter feud between The Undertaker & Mankind continued here in the first ever Boiler Room Brawl. But the one thing that this event did succeed was that this event heavily made up & surpassed the awful SummerSlam from the previous year with a better card.\\n\\nOwen Hart vs Savio Vega. This was during the period where Owen was wearing a cast for his injured hand, which did become a factor in this match at one point in time. Before that however, these two underrated performers went in & had a good back & forth encounter that did a great job in getting the crowd pumped up for the night with an ending that was not only typical Owen but a page out of Bob Orton's playbook.\\n\\nElimination Match: WWF Tag Team Champions The Smoking Gunns vs The Godwinns vs The Bodydonnas vs The New Rockers. A couple of interesting notes to mention here was that Sunny was originally a part of the Bodydonnas but here she was managing the Gunns, this was the SummerSlam debut of Leif Cassidy (who would later be known as Al Snow), Zip & the Godwinns while this was the first time that the tag team titles were on the line in this kind of match. Anyways, this was another good match to watch but if you look closely, you could tell that the Gunns were running into a break up due to the attitude that Billy Gunn kept showing when it came to Sunny.\\n\\nSycho Sid vs British Bulldog. This was the beginning of the best run of Sid's career as this was actually a much better match than you would normally expect from Sid as he & Bulldog had a nice powerhouse match with moments of both men using their power moves like the powerbomb & running powerslam. The bigger story here though was the appearance of Mason that would become a factor in not only the match but in the upcoming weeks.\\n\\nIt was around here that there was an interview with Faarooq Assad (who would later be known as just Faarooq) who was scheduled to face Ahmed Johnson for the Intercontinental Championship (which by the way, didn't happen due to Ahmed's first series of injuries)\\n\\nGoldust vs Marc Mero. This was one of those matches that was focused more on another storyline that actually involved Mankind but also Sable which kinda took the attention away from this match. Not saying that this was a bad match at all but it just seemed to come off as a filler but a decent one nonetheless as both men worked well together.\\n\\nJerry Lawler vs Jake Roberts. The angle for this feud was based off Jake's real life substance abuse problems which was actually kinda sad to see. On top of that, Lawler brought an oversized bottle with him & just like the opener, it became a factor in this match. However unlike the opener, this match wasn't very good at all.\\n\\nBoiler Room Brawl: The Undertaker vs Mankind. This was the most unique match that the WWF had did at the time as these two would start in the Boiler Room & you have to exit the Boiler Room & make your way to the ring where Paul Bearer was at to take position of the urn to win the match. This was really something to see for it's time as they brawled all over the Boiler Room with weapons like a steel pipe, a ladder & various other things coming into play before both men left the room to battle in the backstage area & eventually making it to the ring which lead to one of the most shocking turns in WWF history. Again for it's time, this was a wild & entertaining affair with quite the ending in the classic Taker/Mankind feud.\\n\\nWWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs Vader. This was hyped up as HBK's biggest challenge yet as he was facing a much larger opponent who was not only very agile for his size but holds a pinfall victory over him. Shawn was always able to have a great series of matches with bigger men & this was no exception. This was probably Vader's best WWF match as they told a great story here with Vader being the dominate monster & overpowering Shawn on many occassions while Shawn had to use his speed & quickness to even get some surprising offense on Vader. There were many restarts in this match with HBK getting counted out at one point & later disqualified before the match continued after all that in which Shawn was able to survive & retain his title. Just a great main event & again perhaps Vader's best WWF match.\\n\\nOverall, this was a much better edition than the 1995 edition as the WWF got it right here & for the most part delivered great action along with shocking twists to storylines that they were pushing at the time. This is one event that I would recommend.\",\n \"Product: WCW The Great American Bash 1996 [VHS] VHS tape\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Takeover Begins At The Bash\\n\\nReview: Thanks again to the WWE Network, I was able to check out another WCW event. This was memorable for many reasons as this was the event that really set in the stone the direction that WCW was going to head into the coming future that would result in the change of their product such as establishing the cruiserweight division, the reformation of a staple, the use of celebrities in matches which would become a tradition for WCW but the bigger story was the appearances of Scott Hall & Kevin Nash (who were unnamed at the time) making sporadic appearances in order to start a war...which lead to the formation of the nWo.\\n\\nThe Steiner Brothers vs Fire & Ice. For those that don't remember, Fire & Ice was the team of Scott Norton & Ice Train and according to Tony Shavione & Dusty Rhodes, this was the result of a series of matches between these two teams that resulted in no finishes with the stipulation added that there must be a winner. By looking all four of these guys, you can tell that this was going to be hard hitting & it was as everyone wasn't going easy on each other with each team trading offense. Keep an eye on the finish as you see a botched frankensteiner that still looked painful on impact.\\n\\nWCW United States Champion Konnan vs El Gato. It was during this time in WCW that Konnan had been receiving a push as the United States Champion before he had entered the Dungeon of Doom or the New World Order while for those hardcore fans, Gato was originally one of the members of the Orient Express in the early `90s of WWF. For the most part, this was a dominate showcase for Konnan as he out wrestled and controlled the flow of the match with Gato getting in a bit of offense here and there.\\n\\nDDP vs Marcus Bagwell. DDP was coming his victory last month in BattleBowl so this was a match set up to keep that momentum going. This was an average match that really had Page rely more on heel tactics and do little things to keep his character evolving while Bagwell still brought the fight to Page. One interesting aspect to notice is that even though his big push didn't start till later on in the year, DDP was receiving positive reactions from the crowd despite being a heel here.\\n\\nWCW Cruiserweight Champion Dean Malenko vs Rey Mysterio. This was a historic match for so many reasons in that this was the first cruiserweight title defense on a WCW PPV in a long time, this was Rey Mysterio's WCW debut and also the match that put the cruiserweight division on the map in WCW. Mike Tenay joined to do the commentary here as both men started off at a fast pace in the early moments with both men reaching stalemates with one another before Malenko was able to establish control. Malenko was able to work the arm of Mysterio before going to the leg in order to keep Mysterio on the ground before Rey was able to build enough momentum with his high flying offense before it was one high risk move too many that open the door for Malenko. This was a classic cruiserweight encounter that stole the show here to the point to where this match was being put over on the following Nitro.\\n\\nBig Bubba vs John Tenta. For those that don't remember, John Tena is the former Earthquake/Shark persona while Big Bubba is the former Big Bossman. Past that fact, this was a really slow & dull match to follow the previous bout but at least it was kept short.\\n\\nFalls Count Anywhere Match: Chris Benoit vs Kevin Sullivan. This was another historic moment as this was the beginning of a feud that not only occurred in the business but also affected the personal lives of both men here. This was a fight from the opening bell as both men just traded fists and being aggressive to the point where the referee didn't even try to maintain order and just let them go. They brawl from the entrance way all the way to back stage area and even into the bathroom before they returned back to the ring. However, the most memorable moment of this match occurred after the match with the appearance of Arn Anderson to illustrate where the rest of the Horsemen were standing by.\\n\\nSting vs Lord Steven Regal. Both men started off evenly matched with Regal being able to take control by working over Sting's arm. Sting was able to return the favor by continuing to wrestle Regal's game but also attempting to pick the pace up with the story of him trying to oust maneuver Regal. Regal was intent on keeping Sting grounded by breaking his momentum by rolling to the outside but always finding a counter hold to Sting's offense allowing him to control the wrestling the way that Regal knows how. This is one of those matches that I would call a \\\"sleeper\\\" match as Regal was able to bring out the technical wrestling side out of Sting that we don't normally see while also putting a wrestling clinic in his own right.\\n\\nRic Flair & Arn Anderson vs Steve McMichael & Kevin Greene. A few points to make about this match: Bobby Heenan had returned as a one night manager/coach for the Flair/Anderson team along with also having Woman & Miss Elizabeth at ringside, Randy Savage was the official coach for the McMichael/Greene team while also having their wives in their corner at ringside including Miss Debra McMichael. McMichael & Greene were able to surprise the Horsemen in the early stages by showing more ability than what was thought along with stopping their offensive momentum with football tackles. The Horsemen were eventually able to regain control & show their teamwork by working over one member at a team as well as bringing in all the heel tag team tactics. However, the big story here was when the action got out of control that resulted in the women taking off only to return with an offer that lead to the FOURTH Horsemen being introduced to the group.\\n\\nRight around here was the moment that this event is remembered for as Eric Bischoff was set to interview The Outsiders to inform them for their challenge being answered at the next PPV, Bash At The Beach only for the response to be Kevin Nash powerbombing Bischoff off the stage. This was truly a big moment & the kick off to one of the most shocking WCW moments a month later.\\n\\nWCW Champion The Giant vs Lex Luger. Luger was the current Television Champion as well as one half of the WCW Tag Team Champions so he was looking for the triple crown here as well as revenge for the Giant chokeslamming through a table weeks prior on Nitro. Luger started off hot, going right after the Giant before Jimmy Hart was able to get involved which brought out a close associate of Luger to take care of that issue. From there, Giant was able to dominate Luger with Luger fighting back repeatedly & even have the impossible done in attempting the Torture Rack only for that to come back to bite him in the end. This was a better match than expected going in knowing both men's styles.\\n\\nIn the end, this was a historic show for WCW as there was quality wrestling, entertainment, cruiserweight action, long term storylines along with developments. There were a few matches on here that weren't much but there was enough action to make this an event to check out.\",\n \"Product: USED VHS TAPE HALLOWEEN HAVOC 1996 UNCUT BOX\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The \\\"nWo\\\" Invasion Continues\\n\\nReview: Thanks to the wonderful source of the internet, I was able to relive one of my favorite WCW events of all time. This was during the time that the nWo angle was really picking up & was at it's best since it was more like a hostile takeover instead of it being just another stable with one to many members like how it would get very soon after this. With that being said, another positive fact about this event was that all of the matches here had proper build-up instead of just random fillers that tend to happen during the nWo era of WCW.\\n\\nWCW Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio vs Dean Malenko. These two had been feuding for a while to the point where Malenko stole Rey's mask. This was a great opener as we all know that the WCW cruiserweights are the best way to get the show started off on a good note. Unlike their previous encounters, this was more of an aggressive style added to the great wrestling from Malenko & the usual but fun high-flying action from Mysterio.\\n\\nDiamond Dallas Page vs Eddie Guerrero. This whole storyline was all about the Battlebowl ring which was actually kinda funny for it's time. Besides that, this was a good match as both men worked well together despite their unique styles but the real highlight of this match was the fact that DDP was being cheered despite him being the heel in this rivalry.\\n\\nThe Giant (nWo) vs Jeff Jarrett (WCW). The first match of the WCW/nWo feud as the issue here was that Ric Flair (who was the United States Champion) was going to be in Jarrett's corner while Giant actually stole the belt from Flair since Flair was injured. This match wasn't much as Giant dominated the majority of the match with Jarrett getting a shot here & there but Flair was the main attention here with his behavior to the point that he got involved in the match.\\n\\nChris Jericho (WCW) vs Syxx (nWo). The second battle within this feud where the main story being told here was to start the rivalry between Jericho & corrupt referee Nick Patrick as that became a factor during this match. Anyways, this was still a good match as both men worked well together.\\n\\nLex Luger vs Arn Anderson. This feud heated up at Fall Brawl the month prior where Luger lost the fall to the nWo during War Games to the point where Anderson called Luger a quitter. Another good match here & one of Luger's better performances throughout his career as he added a much more aggressive approach than he has in the past to the point where he even used a chair to wear out Arn's back & did the torture rack but refused to let go of the hold in order to injure him.\\n\\nChris Benoit & Steve McMichael vs The Faces of Fear. Benoit was the workhorse here in what was a decent match that was only there to continue the rivalry between Benoit & Kevin Sullivan as they fight for Woman.\\n\\nWCW Tag Team Champions Harlem Heat (WCW) vs The Outsiders (nWo). One moment to notice in this match was that most of the crowd was actually behind Hall & Nash to the point where there was a \\\"Razor\\\" chant. Good tag team match here as not only both teams worked well together but this was the best showing that Hall & Nash had as a team as they were really clicking here with Booker T & Stevie Ray. The ending had Col. Parker handing his cane over to Nash for him to use it to win the titles for the first time in WCW.\\n\\nWCW Champion Hollywood Hulk Hogan (nWo) vs Randy Savage (WCW). Other than the fact that both men switched roles, the storyline here was similar to their WrestleMania V match along with Miss Elizabeth being in the middle again. The start of the match had some comedy as Hogan was trying to wrestle with his toupee & glasses on while Savage was just ready to pounce on him like an animal. Anyways, this was one of Hogan's best matches in his WCW career as Savage was usually capable of bringing out the best in Hogan. The ending had Nick Patrick screwing Savage out of the title & Ted Dibiase & The Giant interfering that lead to Giant chokeslamming Savage on the floor to allow Hogan to get the heel victory.\\n\\nAfter the match, Giant woke Hogan up with a bucket of ice water when out of nowhere, Rowdy Roddy Piper made his WCW debut to have a confrontation with Hogan that was the beginning of the build-up towards their Starrcade match.\\n\\nIn the end, this was one of those events where WCW got it right & stuck to the business of showcasing great wrestling while either pushing new or ending storylines so this is an event that I highly recommend to check out as I think it was the best one from the nWo era.\",\n \"Product: Actors: Bret Hart, Steve Austin (IV), Mark Calaway, Leon White, Dwayne Johnson\\nDirectors: Kevin Dunn (III)\\nFormat: Color, NTSC\\nRated: NR (Not Rated)\\nNumber of tapes: 1\\nStudio: Coliseum Video (a&H\\nVHS Release Date: May 6, 1997\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Final Four For The Gold\\n\\nReview: Thanks again to the wonderful source of the internet, I was able to check out an old In Your House entitled In Your House: Final Four. Now the whole build-up for this event for those that don't remember was the main event. The previous month at the Royal Rumble, Stone Cold Steve Austin won the Rumble match by last eliminating The Undertaker, Vader & Bret Hart. One problem, the win was earned controversially as Austin was eliminated by Bret but it wasn't seen by the officials due to a fight between Mankind & Terry Funk. Speaking of controversy, the week before the event, Shawn Michaels forfeited the WWF Championship on RAW with his infamous \\\"I Lost My Smile\\\" speech. So with that being said, the match was changed to a WWF Championship match.\\n\\nMarc Mero vs Leif Cassidy. Once again, for fans that don't remember Leif Cassidy is actually the man that we would all know as Al Snow. With that being said, during this time Snow...I mean Cassidy was putting on good performances in singles matches & that was the case here as this was a solid opening match & a better effort than what you would expect from either man. On a plus, Sable was a quite a sight to look at as well.\\n\\nThe Nation Of Domination vs Goldust, Bart Gunn & Flash Funk. During this time, the members of the Nation consisted of Faarooq, Savio Vega & Crush. This was all about continuing the storyline of the Nation getting stronger as this match didn't really have any build-up towards it so this was just an average match that certainly had it's moments but wasn't anything memorable.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Rocky Maivia vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 14 months before they would go on to have one of the most memorable feuds of the WWF Attitude era, they battled here for the first on PPV with the Intercontinental title on the line. This was the rematch from RAW a few weeks back where Rocky won the belt. Hunter tried working over Rocky's shoulder & avoid keeping the match at a fast pace with Rocky showing his athleticism for being a rookie. These two never had a bad match as this was another solid encounter between these two even though they would have better quality matches after this.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & The British Bulldog vs Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon. 3 months after debuting at the Survivor Series, Furnas & LaFon finally get their tag team title shot. This match teased a couple of stories being told as Owen & Bulldog were more concerned with one upping each other than working as a team which allowed Furnas & LaFon to take advantage since they were willing to work as one. A great tag team match but like I said, the story was mostly about Owen & Bulldog trying to best the other which lead to the wierd ending.\\n\\nWWF Championship \\\"Final Four\\\": Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker vs Vader. This was a unique contest for it's time as this match was similar to how a fatal fourway match is executed with a few different rules stating that elimination is earned by pinfall, submission & or being thrown over the top rope. This was a wild contest right from the get-go with non-stop action along with so many moments including both sides continuing their previous storylines, Vader getting heavily busted open after taking a boot to the face by Taker with a chair in hand & just going on a rampage from there, Austin relentlessly going after Bret to make sure he didn't get eliminated by anyone else but him & even the rare confrontation (for that time) between Bret & Taker at the end. Other moments featured Bret executing an impressive super-suplex on Vader & pay attention to what happens to Austin when Taker throws him over the rope, knee first on the apron. Just an awesome match from start to finish.\\n\\nIn the end, this event didn't really have a bad match on the card & the main event alone is worth the price of admission so I recommend giving this one a look when you get the chance.\",\n \"Product: StoneCold steve austins tilte shot\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 29 Men Target A Rattlesnake & A Title Shot.\\n\\nReview: This was another old WWF tape that I had found with this being the 1998 Royal Rumble. The highlight to this event is usually the Royal Rumble match but this particular one had a backstory to it. In the few weeks prior to the event, Stone Cold Steve Austin had declared that he was marked man in the Rumble match and over the course of the next few weeks, attacked just about every single participant in the Rumble match making him the odd man out. Also, Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker resume their feud here in a Casket match but this time with WWF Championship on the line but also what was revealed on the previous RAW that Kane & Undertaker had reunited as a team. On top of that, Mike Tyson was scheduled to appear in the sky box as rumors were stating that he was in negotiation with the WWF to be part of WrestleMania XIV.\\n\\nVader vs The Artist Formely Known as Goldust. This match stems all the way back to Survivor Series when Goldust had turned heel and abandoned Vader while at this time, Goldust was dressing up as a new Hollywood character (for lack of better terms). Both men started off aggressively with both men resorting to using the steel steps on a few occassions as well as Luna getting involved in the action with a finish that was quite the site as it was something we hadn't seen before nor we have seen since.\\n\\nMax Mini, Mosaic & Nova vs Battalion, El Torito & Tarantula. Sunny was the special guest referee for this match but she wasn't the traditional referee as she became a factor at several times in this match. With Sunny's antics including the reactions of all the minis' & Jerry Lawler getting all his one-liner short jokes, this was the typical action that you would expect from the minis.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion The Rock vs Ken Shamrock. Before the match got underway, check out The Rock's comments towards then President Clinton's affair to give you a sign of the direction Rock was going with his character. These two had a rivalry dating back to Survivor Series as well so both men were in the feeling out process early on with both men anticipating the other's next move. From there, it went back & forth into a very competitive match with an outcome that left the door open for this feud to continue but considering the quality here and their future series throughout the year (with the exception being WrestleMania), that wasn't a bad thing.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions New Age Outlaws vs The Legion Of Doom. LOD were out for redemption here as they were facing the team that not only beat them for the titles, injured & humilated them such as Hawk having half of his head shaved but also the team that proclaimed they were the best tag team in the world. Considering that build, this was a brawl right from the getgo as the LOD were focused more on revenge more than anything else which left an opening for the Outlaws to take advantage. The real turning point was when the Outlaws handcuffed Hawk on the outside making it a handicap match before Hawk freed himself but it was too little too late.\\n\\nRoyal Rumble Match. Before the match, it was announced that Mike Tyson would be involved at WrestleMania in some way while also showing that he was a die-hard Stone Cold fan who as mentioned was the odd man out in this match. This was one of those Rumbles where you had an idea of who was going to win going into but it still managed to turn out to very entertaining as you had so many highlights throughout the Rumble such as the opening period with Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie turning this into an unofficial hardcore match bringing in various weapons & even having a chair competition to the point to where The Rock ended up paying for it for getting in the middle of it, The Nation showing that it was every man for himself as they fought amongst each other, what happened between Owen Hart & Jeff Jarrett that eventually brought out an injured Triple H to show what his true purpose in the Rumble was, feuds such as Rock/Shamrock & Vader/Goldust getting their receipts from earlier in the night, Stone Cold being the target of the match to the point where the action in the ring stopped when his music hit for everyone to get their hands on him & eventually do so, Mick Foley appearing as all \\\"3 Faces of Foley\\\" & the final showdown between Austin & Rock.\\n\\nCasket Match: WWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker. Before the match, check out the interaction between Mike Tyson & DX to again show the direction that particular moment would lead into. Shawn wasted no time in jumping Taker right from the start before Taker starting using his power advantage including one moment early on where Shawn was backdropped out of the ring with his lower back hitting the edge of the Casket that caused the back injury that put Shawn out of action for over 4 years. Shawn regained momentum by using a chair & the steel steps along with outside help from Hunter & Chyna. Both men even went as far to use the Casket for offensive moves such as HBK delivering an elbow into the casket & Taker executing a tombstone from the apron before more outside help came out for each man but it was the appearance of one man that Taker had a past with that made the difference & set up not only a WrestleMania main event match but also a flaming casket. Even though this match is more remembered as the match that ended HBK's career for four years, this was a great main event as Taker & Shawn never had a bad match together.\\n\\nIn the end, this was one of the better cards in the Rumble's history as well as one of the best from 1998 as various seeds were planted here for future feuds leading into WrestleMania (Taker/Kane, Austin/Tyson/Michaels, HHH/Owen, Rock/Shamrock) while for the most part we had solid in-ring action with a very entertaining Rumble on top of that so I would recommend checking this one out.\",\n \"Product: Boston, MA, March 29, 1998. The Heartbreak Kid, the Rattlesnake, the Baddest Man on the Planet, the WWF Championship--combine all these elements and the most explosive WrestleMania in history is created!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Austin Era Begins In Boston\\n\\nReview: This is one of the best WrestleManias that I have seen and that is not only the fact that I actually went to this event in my hometown of Boston but this was one of the better cards that we had seen during this era. One thing you can't help but notice was that you could tell that Attitude Era was really starting to evolve here with the atmosphere here being much more different than the previous WrestleManias.\\n\\n15 Team Battle Royal. The winners of this match would receive a title shot at the Tag Team titles the next month at Unforgiven. This was one of those matches that was just good for what it was as the real highlight here was the return of the Legion of Doom with a new look & a new manager in Sunny to receive one of the loudest pops of the night. Other moments include Lawler constantly putting his own son over, the continuation of the Bradshaw/Windham feud & the end of the Road Warriors feud with the Godwinns.\\n\\nWWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku vs Aguila. Jim Ross quoted this match perfectly when he said \\\"that someone should notify Logan Airport\\\" because these two put on a great match with so many high, risk moves & high-flying that really showed the possibilities that this division had if given the proper push but this was certainly a highlight for it's time.\\n\\nWWF European Champion Triple H vs Owen Hart. The stipulation here was that Chyna was going to be handcuffed to Sgt. Slaughter to prevent her from interfering in the match. This was a really good match as Owen & Triple H worked well together with Triple H even working on Owen's injured ankle with Chyna not really becoming a factor till the end where she not only got even with Slaughter but took care of Owen as well.\\n\\nSable & Marc Mero vs Goldust & Luna. For those wondering, this was the third mixed tag team match in WrestleMania history & was a better match than anyone anticipated going in. The crowd was pro-Sable throughout the match with Sable being very aggressive throughout the match & even doing moves that she had never done before to Luna like a powerbomb & even using Mero's TKO to get the victory.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion The Rock vs Ken Shamrock. This was mostly just Shamrock dominating most of the match & even winning the match by submission but not before taking a sick chair shot at the hands of The Rock to the point where Shamrock snapped again to the point that the decision was reversed back to The Rock. However, one moment to check out was when the leader of the Nation, Faarooq refused to help The Rock when he was in the anklelock.\\n\\nDumpster Match: WWF Tag Team Champions New Age Outlaws vs Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie. The rules here was to win the match, you have to put your opponents in the dumpster & close the lids. This was hardcore to say the least as these two teams beat the hell out of each other with various weapons being used like a ladder, pans, stop signs etc with one moment to look out for when Billy Gunn & Cactus Jack were knocked off the ladder from the middle of the ring all the way down into the dumpster. They went backstage using more weapons before Jack & Charlie outsmarted the Outlaws to win the titles.\\n\\nThe Undertaker vs Kane. This was their first match & to this day, I still regard this one as their best encounter as this was one of the best \\\"big man vs big man\\\" matches in WrestleMania history. This match also told a good story in which Kane was the relentless monster that Taker is known to be in the past to the point where he took more of a beating here than he ever did before to the point where Taker took a dive to the outside but landed on the spanish announce table. Great match between these two as Taker sealed the deal after the third tombstone.\\n\\nWWF Champion Shawn Michaels vs Stone Cold Steve Austin w/Special Enforcer Mike Tyson. This was the match that began Austin's era in the WWF along with the final in-ring performance of Shawn Michaels...for at least four years anyways. This was a great back & forth match with both men's different styles really complimenting each other well with extra credit to HBK for putting on this type of performance with a broken back that really showed it's effect throughout the match. Tyson wasn't a factor till the end to allow Austin to win his first WWF title that lead to the aftermath of Tyson knocking out Shawn in the middle of the ring.\\n\\nIn the end, this was one of those WrestleManias where there wasn't a bad match on the card & while some matches might have disappointed (Rock/Shamrock for example), there is nothing really bad here with standout matches along the way. I highly recommend this one as I felt this was one of the best WrestleManias that I have seen.\",\n \"Product: WWF-UNFORGIVEN in your house. Championship Match, Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin with WWF owner Vince McMahon at ringside vs Dude Love. First-Ever Inferno Match! Undertaker vs. Kane. European Champion Triple H of DX vs Owen Hart, with Chyna Suspended above the ring in a cage. First-Ever Evening Gown Match! Sable vs. Luna. Tage Team Title Match. Champions The New Age Outlaws vs L.O.D. 2000. Six-Man Tag Team War Faarooq, Ken Shamrock, and Steve Blackman vs The Nation of Domination. Double J sings with country sensation Sawyer Brown.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Brothers In Fire & Will A Champion Be Screwed...Again?\\n\\nReview: This was another event from the Attitude Era that I was able to check out recently with this particular one being Unforgiven. Stone Cold Steve Austin had just won his first WWF Championship at WrestleMania but by the following night was told to do things \\\"the easy way or the hard way\\\" with WWF Owner Vince McMahon. After Austin made his choice, it began a series of events that lead to a full-fledged feud between Austin & McMahon. On one particular night during the first official Austin/McMahon meeting, Mick Foley returned to his Dude Love character & proceeded to attack Austin much to the surprise of everyone else to get this title shot while McMahon also made it clear that he was going to be at ringside for this particular match (playing up the previous Survivor Series). Also, The Undertaker & Kane took their feud to the next level resorting to a first for the WWF, The Inferno match. One more thing, the night after WrestleMania Faarooq was kicked out of his organization as his fellow members turned on him with The Rock declaring himself as leader & ruler of the Nation while DX received a new change with Shawn Michaels being out of action, Triple H taking over as leader & bringing in new DX members in the New Age Outlaws & the returning X-Pac (WCW's Syxx/1-2-3 Kid).\\n\\nFaarooq, Ken Shamrock & Steve Blackman vs The Nation. This particular group of the Nation was The Rock, D'lo Brown & Kama with Mark Henry at ringside. Each man had a score to settle with the Nation but none bigger than Faarooq whose intentions was to get even with The Rock. The Nation worked as a team by isolating Blackman for most of the match while Shamrock & Faarooq were working together but were trying to get even for their own agendas before one man got what he wanted in the end.\\n\\nWWF European Champion Triple H vs Owen Hart. The rematch from WrestleMania but this time, the added stipulation was that Chyna was going to be suspended above the ring a steel cage. Without having to worry about Chyna, Owen was able to take the fight right to Triple H and even taunt Chyna on a few occassions. Triple H was able to regain control & even attempted to ground Owen on several occassions. However, this match took a unique turn of events as Chyna was able to do something that nobody thought was possible before it was another member of DX that ended up getting involved that finally caused Owen Hart to snap.\\n\\n\\\"New\\\" Midnight Express vs The Rock & Roll Express. Jim Cornette had brought back Bob Holly & Bart Gunn & renamed them the new Midnight Express while also turning on the Rock & Roll Express. The Express were past their prime at this point so this match wasn't really much past watchable with the only highlight being Cornette's interaction with the referee but overall, this was not even close to the quality of matches that the Express had with the \\\"real\\\" Midnight Express.\\n\\nEvening Gown Match: Sable vs Luna. This was a first as this was a match in which the only way to win is to strip your opponent's evening gown off. Nothing much here past the usual T&A from this era.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions The New Age Outlaws vs L.O.D 2000. This was the climax to the months long feud between these two teams as the Outlaws had beaten, humliated & even at one point seemed to break up the LOD till WrestleMania where the LOD returned with a new look & manager in Sunny. Before the match, The Outlaws ran down North Carolina along with subtle lines towards the LOD. However, this match was similar to their previous matches in which they had a slow paced tag match but I will give credit in that Animal & Hawk put more effort into this match than they did in their previous match. The match itself was average but pay close attention to the finish as it didn't set well with the LOD that even had the referee suffer for his call.\\n\\nInferno Match: The Undertaker vs Kane. The first ever Inferno match & for those keeping track, this is the second meeting between these two but also the first of two Inferno matches between these two. Considering the limitations that this match had with the ring being surrounded by fire, these two went above & beyond the call of duty. They exchanged high impact moves such as chokeslams & even a suplex from the top rope with both men using a chair at one point along with one man returning who had his issues with Kane as well before Taker was able to get the revenge he had been seeking for months on not just Kane but also Paul Bearer. This was quite the spectacle to see with flames adding visuals but speaking of visuals, check out Taker's dive out of the ring over the flames to solidify that statement.\\n\\nWWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Dude Love. Austin's first title defense comes against a man that was once Austin's Tag Team Champion/Partner in Dude Love who jumped Austin right from the start & listen closely early to Jim Ross's shoot towards WCW in regards to Austin's career. Austin was able to turn the tide & take the brawl up the entrance way before both men battling on top of the concert stage with Dude taking a fall off the stage that you just knew had to hurt. Dude was able to regain control off one mistake from Austin before working over Austin's previous injured neck. The big story here was the appearance of Vince McMahon which raised speculation of a Montreal Revisit with even moments of Vince & the timekeeper (who Austin threatened earlier in the night) making eye contact at times while also getting into confrontations with Austin. This one got out of control once the referee went down, both men brawling around the ringside area, the front row, Austin suplexing Dude onto the steel steps before a chair got involved & McMahon ended up paying the price for getting involved one time too many. This was a prelude to their more famous match a month later at Over the Edge but this was still a very good main event that left you wanting more when it was done.\\n\\nOverall, the only matches here that weren't much was the Express match & Evening Gown match (unless you just want to see women in bikinis) while the main events were good quality as well as others pushing the storylines which I think was at it's peak during this particular time of the Attitude Era. However with the main events already being released on DVD, I'd recommend seeing this if you can see it online or even a cheap price.\",\n \"Product: FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP with special referee Stone Cold Steve Austin: Kane vs. Undertaker. EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP: D'Lo Brown vs. X-Pac TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: The New Age Outlaws vs. The Headbangers.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Can A Rattlesnake Be Humbled? Or Fired?\\n\\nReview: This is one of those events that I was able to find through online sources with this one being the first ever edition of Judgment Day. At the last PPV, Vince McMahon's \\\"Master Plan\\\" to screw Stone Cold Steve Austin out of the WWF Championship worked with the help of the Undertaker and Kane. However, due to the outcome of Taker and Kane both pinning Austin at the same time, no WWF Champion was declared leading to this match between the two brothers with the special twist that Austin will be the guest referee that lead to various entertaining moments (Taker & Kane injuring McMahon's ankle, Austin's zamboni drive, \\\"Dr. Austin\\\" which also debuted \\\"Mr. Socko\\\", McMahon's corvette filled with cement). Also the added stipulation on Austin was that he would be fired if he doesn't crown a new WWF Champion but not before getting attacked by McMahon's new head of security, the returning Big Bossman.\\n\\nAl Snow vs Marc Mero. Before the match got underway, Jeff Jarrett had come out to ringside due to an incident on Heat earlier in the night which involved \\\"Head\\\" getting in the way. This didn't go very long but they worked a good match with Mero showing flashes of his previous high flying style along with Snow's comical interactions with \\\"Head\\\".\\n\\nLOD 2000 & Droz vs Disciples of Apocalypse (8-Ball, Skull and Paul Ellering). This was the end of this feud which resembled each match that these two teams have had in which it was real slow and dull for the most part but it was kept short with the bigger story being what happened between Hawk & Droz that would begin the \\\"Drug Pusher\\\" angle (the less about that, the better).\\n\\nWWF Light Heavyweight Champion Taka Michinoku vs Christian. This was Christian's PPV debut while this was one of the rare times that the Light Heavyweight Title would be defended on PPV despite taking having it for almost a year at this point along with the fact that Edge (who was feuding with Gangrel at the time) was in the audience looking on. Christian started off on the offense before Taka was able to take over with his high flying style and even do little things to put over his heel persona. This was a fast paced match with a shocking conclusion.\\n\\nGoldust vs Val Venis. This marked the in-ring return of Goldust after months of Dustin playing himself. The mind games started early as Goldust interrupted Val's prematch routine. Val was more aggressive than usual here as he took the fight right to Goldust before both men traded offense while working on a specific body part. Terri didn't really become a factor till the end which resulted in Goldust getting a measure of revenge on Val in a way that would have had every man in the arena in pain in what was a good match & tons better than their previous encounter.\\n\\nWWF European Champion D'Lo Brown vs X-Pac. This was a rematch from RAW a few weeks prior where D'Lo had won the title but what wasn't mentioned was the fact that these two had a series of matches going on at this point. The backstory to this match was if X-Pac was 100% due to competing in the Intercontinental Title Tournament earlier in the week. Both men traded offense back and forth with D'Lo focusing on X-Pac's neck while outside parties such as Chyna and Mark Henry got involved in the match in some way. Out of their series at this time, this was their best match as they worked really well with each other and got the crowd into the match the longer it went.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions The New Age Outlaws vs The Headbangers. Headbangers had recently turned heel and showed their new style by attacking the Outlaws during their usual prematch introductions. Outlaws were able to recover and gain control before the Bangers were able to isolate Road Dogg for a good portion of the match till Billy Gunn got the hot tag. Mosh & Thrasher were able to stop that momentum and focus on Gunn to the point where Road Dogg couldn't control his emotions and got some payback with a jutebox. This was a good showcasing for the HeadBangers as they used the traditional heel tactics in a tag match while the Outlaws played the \\\"faces in peril\\\" which was rare at the time to see resulting in another good match.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Ken Shamrock vs Mankind. This match stemmed from the last month's Cage match involving these two and The Rock with the added twist being that Shamrock had won the tournament on RAW making this an Intercontinental title match. Both men went back & forth with Shamrock focusing on Mankind's ankle along with giving Mankind a receipt for what happened last month. However, the real highlight was Mankind's promise to not submit to Shamrock resulting in him doing something nobody expected. This was a good competitive match.\\n\\nThe Rock vs Mark Henry. Before the match, we got another poem from Mark Henry in regards to Chyna. This was pretty much to finish off the Nation as Rock was the number one contender for the WWF title (which for those remembering, he didn't get) as Rock got on the offense right away before Henry slowed things down to take control. Rock was able to gain control back before the interference of D'Lo Brown lead to a result that nobody saw coming.\\n\\nWWF Championship w/Special Referee Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Undertaker vs Kane. For those keeping track, this was the fourth time that these two would face off in 1998. Austin made it clear by the opening instructions that he was gonna let this one fly as evident by refusing to count either man out & even offering weapons such as a chair and cable cords. Taker was able to sucker punch Kane right from the getgo before both men traded offense with Austin showing Taker early on that you can't trust Austin. This evolved into a very slow paced brawl with Taker heavily working over Kane's knee with various submissions. However the big story came when Taker and Kane decided that they had enough Austin that lead to the appearance of Paul Bearer showing whose side he \\\"REALLY\\\" was on before Austin returned the favor right back to Taker & Kane by counting both men's shoulders down.\\n\\nRight after that, Austin went on search for McMahon with moments such as confronting Michael Hayes, running into Owen Hart (who was claiming to be retired at the time). However Vince McMahon would show up in the Skybox with the Big Bossman at his side and delivering on his promise to fire Austin with Austin closing things out with a beer bash but also a warning to Vince that this was not the last of Austin (which wasn't due Shane McMahon rehiring Austin a few weeks later on RAW).\\n\\nOverall, this was one of the rare \\\"B'level\\\" shows in which good in-ring action followed along with good storylines and while there wasn't anything memorable about this card, there were only two bad matches but were kept short while every other match was good so I would recommmend checking this one out based on that alone.\",\n \"Product: Stone Cold Steve Austin stole the show this night as he withstood a brutal beating by the \\\"Hit Man\\\" and came back for more! The Federation Championship returned to the Dark Side as the Undertaker battled Sycho Sid for the coveted prize! A Chicago Street Fight finds the Nation of Domination in rugged combat against the Windy City's own Legion of Doom and Ahmed Johnson. This night is memorable, as it also seemed to be the birthplace of WF \\\"Attitude.\\\" WrestleMania® 13 was certainly highlighted by aggressiveness and brutality by the World Wrestling Federation's best!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Dark Days Begin & A Legend Is Born\\n\\nReview: Another old WWF tape as this was one of the more unique WrestleMania cards of all time. During this time, the main event was changed in so many ways. After a series of events involving Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels & Sycho Sid, the main event eventually became Sycho Sid defending the WWF Championship against The Undertaker. Speaking of Austin/Bret, they would make even more history at this event as their match has still stood to test of time today.\\n\\nElimination Match: The Headbangers vs The Godwinns vs The Blackjacks vs Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon. The winners of this match would receive a shot at the WWF Tag Team Championship the next night on RAW. This was one of those matches where not everyone was able to get a moment to shine but still was able to contribute to the match & had a good opener with the Headbangers showing why they were so popular among the fans at the time.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Rocky Maivia vs The Sultan. Honky Tonk Man actually joins the commentator's table for this match. This was the match that planted the seeds for Rocky to eventually turn into The Rock as the crowd completely turned & booed Rocky out of the building to the point that they were chanting \\\"Rocky Sucks, DIE Rocky Die\\\" etc. The match itself was decent with cameos from Bob Backlund, The Iron Shiek & Rocky Johnson at the end but the match is mostly remembered for the crowd's reaction.\\n\\nHunter Hearst Helmsley vs Goldust. The end of their long feud over Marlena & for those that don't remember, this was Chyna's WrestleMania debut. Anyways, this was a good match between these two & was much better than their Royal Rumble match that they had earlier in the year as it focused more on the wrestling instead of both men trying to out-heel the other with tons of cheating. But the real highlight here was what Chyna did to Marlena that was something nobody had ever seen before.\\n\\nWWF Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & The British Bulldog vs Mankind & Vader. This was a unique match since both teams were heels but the crowd was at first cheering for Vader but then got behind Owen & Bulldog midway through the match along with the fact that the tease of breakup between Owen & Bulldog was still going on here. Great tag team match between both teams despite the double countout ending as Owen was workhorse of the team while Bulldog used his power along with Mankind & Vader holding their own despite this being their first time as a tag team.\\n\\nSubmission Match: Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin w/Special Referee Ken Shamrock. Before I begin, it should be noted that this was also Ken Shamrock's WrestleMania debut & first major role in the WWF. Honestly, I can try to describe this match but the words that I put down will not do this match justice. This was the match that stole the show, this was the match where the crowd turned against it's hero (Hart) & cheered for the villian (Austin) as they told such a great story here to the point where they switched roles & just like their previous Survivor Series encounter, the match that helped elevate Austin into the superstar that we know him today.\\n\\nChicago Street Fight: Legion of Doom & Ahmed Johnson vs The Nation of Domination. The Road Warriors were making their return in their hometown to help Ahmed battle Faarooq & his nation. This match lived up to what it was supposed to be & that it was just a wild fight with everyone using various weapons like a stop sign, 2X4ers, chairs, fire extinguishers, a noose rope, trash cans & even the announce table at ringside that lead to Faarooq getting injured in the process along with various members of the Nation getting involved in the action.\\n\\nWWF Champion Sycho Sid vs The Undertaker. Before the match started, Shawn Michaels made his way to the ring to do commentary that eventually lead to Bret Hart coming out & shooting a promo to continue his new heel run that lead to him being powerbombed by Sid, much to the crowd's delight. Undertaker has been known to work with some of the giants in the wrestling business who weren't the best wrestlers & give them one of the best matches of their careers & this was no exception as I always felt that the year 96-97 was Sid's best run of his career. This was mostly a brawl with both men trying to over power the other along with Sid attacking Taker's back to where he slammed him onto the Spanish announce table. With multiple cameos from Bret Hart, Undertaker was able to secure his second WWF Championship & for those history fans, his 6th WrestleMania victory.\\n\\nOverall, this was one of those events that was better than most people give it credit for as there was solid action throughout the night while at the same time, planting the seeds for the Attitude Era so I highly recommend this WrestleMania.\",\n \"Product: This event lives up to its name! Never before in Federation history has more been on the line. Is first blood thicker than water? Who will be the #1 contender? Who will get the rights to DX? Five titles up for grabs, as well as the end of an era. Approx. 3 hours.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The End Of An Era\\n\\nReview: Another old WWF tape that I found from the Attitude Era of the WWF. The night after the King Of The Ring, Stone Cold Steve Austin regained the WWF Championship from the Undertaker but Taker showed that he wasn't done with Austin yet in proceeding to bust Austin open (along with doing the same act in constant weeks prior to the PPV) & challenging him to a First Blood match which for those that remember was the same match that Taker had cost Austin the title a year before. However the bigger story was Vince McMahon raising the stakes that guaranteed one way or another, this event would mark \\\"The End Of An Era\\\".\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion Edge vs Jeff Jarrett. The night before at a house show in Toronto, Edge won his first singles title so this was the rematch. And just like his match with Owen Hart months before at BreakDown, Edge held his own against the veteran Jarrett in what was a good back & forth match with Gangrel getting involved at the end & Debra being quite the sight at ringside.\\n\\nAcolyte Rules: WWF Tag Team Champions Hardy Boyz & Michael Hayes vs Acolytes. This was just a glorified handicap match with the rules being that the Acolytes can win the tag titles no matter who they pin. These two teams didn't disappoint as this was just a brawl around the ring with one moment to check out would be this clothesline that Bradshaw delivered to Jeff while in mid-air. Hayes didn't slow down the action but it was his mistake that cost his team the match that eventually lead to the Hardyz leaving Hayes in the future.\\n\\nWWF European Champion Mideon vs D'Lo Brown. After months of the European title being on the shelf, it returns here but this was the first flop of the night as Mideon does nothing for me as a performer & D'Lo just wasn't good able to bring out a good performance out of Mideon.\\n\\nHardcore Champion Al Snow vs Big Bossman. This match had a wierd storyline as Snow was begging Bossman to put him out of his misery due the \\\"Head\\\" driving him crazy for the past couple weeks. Anyways, this match followed the hardcore pattern that the WWF did at this point as they brawled around the arena using various weapons including a golf cart before they would out into the streets with Bossman handcuffing Snow up against the fense to win the match & the title.\\n\\nKane vs Big Show w/Special Referee Hardcore Holly. Holly was just added to the match for some comedy based on his interactions with both men throughout the couple of weeks leading to this match. Even though this did get slow at times, this was actually a good \\\"big man vs big man\\\" match as this was better than their previous KOTR match or even their dull Backlash 2006 encounter with the aftermath featuring Undertaker & X-Pac that planted the seeds for their tag team match at SummerSlam a month later.\\n\\nIron Circle Match: Ken Shamrock vs Steve Blackman. This resembled the Parking Lot Brawls that they would do a couple of years later involving Cena/Guerrero as they just brawled in the parking lot surrounded with cars with some of the cars coming into effect at one point before Shamrock ended things with a steel chain.\\n\\n\\\"Rights To The DX Name\\\": X-Pac & Road Dogg vs Billy Gunn & Chyna. The stipulation to this match was that the winning team would get the rights to use the DX name. Anyways, this was the surprise of the night as everyone put forth a good effort & delivered a match that would have came off as a filler but made it fun to watch with moments like the interaction between Gunn/Dogg & even Chyna/X-Pac as we see Chyna dominate with her strength.\\n\\nFully Loaded Strap Match: The Rock vs Triple H. The winner of this match would face the WWF Champion at SummerSlam. This was a different strap match than most fans tend to expect as this didn't have the \\\"touch the four corners rule\\\" with the way to win being by pinfall/submission anywhere in the building. Out of all their matches, this was probably their stiffest match with both men using the leather strap at various times like Triple H choking Rock from the top turnbuckle along with one moment where Rock whipped Triple H in the chest with the strap that it made me cringe. The ending involving Billy Gunn didn't take away from this match that would have been worthy for Rock or HHH's DVD sets.\\n\\n\\\"End Of An Era\\\" First Blood Match: WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker. The climax of the Austin/McMahon feud as the stipulations here were that if Taker won, Austin couldn't get a title match ever again while if Austin won, McMahon would be forced to leave the WWF. Before the match, Vince McMahon decided to do commentary for this match. On top of that earlier in the night, both men were attacked & busted open by one another. This was a physical brawl between these two with both men selling the effect of their attack from earlier with Shane McMahon taking one of the hardest chairshots that I have ever seen in wrestling. Along with cameos from X-Pac, Triple H, The Rock & Vince McMahon, this was a wild encounter with a surprising aftermath to conclude one of the best feuds in WWF history.\\n\\nIn the end, there was only really one bad match on the card while the rest of the undercard also had some good matches along with progressing the storylines they were pushing at the time with the two main events being the highlights of this show so this is one I would check out if you find it at a cheap price.\",\n \"Product: At the Arco Arena on May 20, 2001, not one person was mourning the Kings' loss to the Lakers in the Western Conference Semifinals because everyone in attendance was anxiously awaiting the night's marquee match: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Undertaker. Adding to the drama of the match was the Taker's realization that Triple H and Austin had tricked him into believing that his wife had been in a car accident (it's a good thing he didn't find out about her affair with HHH). However, there were many other excellent matches that evening, and they included: William Regal vs. Rikishi, Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Rhyno vs. Big Show, and many more.\\n\\nProduct Details\\nNumber of Tapes: 1\\nRating: Not Rated\\nFilm Country: USA\\nSound: HiFi Sound\\nUPC: 65119102713\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It's Judgment Day for The RattleSnake & The Game\\n\\nReview: WWF continued their streak of great PPVs in 2001 as this was one of the best shows of the year to the point where it's a shame that it was forgotten later in the year due to the Invasion angle taking up the rest of the year.\\n\\nRikishi vs William Regal. This was a short but enjoyable match as Rikishi was injured during this time while Regal makes some of the funniest faces after receiving a stinkface.\\n\\n3 Stages of Hell Medals Match: Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit. The first fall was a pinfall only match that Benoit won in less than a minute. The second fall was a submission match while the third was a ladder match with the gold medals being hung above the ring. Angle & Benoit never had a bad match as this was one of the best matches of the year with these two putting on an awesome performance along with telling a great story of Kurt being behind early in the match & having to catch up to Benoit along with Edge & Christian making a cameo in the end.\\n\\nHardcore Champion Rhyno vs Big Show vs Test. This was one of those matches where they spent more time out of the ring than they did inside as they brawled in the crowd, went to the backstage area & eventually returned back to the ring to use weapons like trash cans, a fire extinguisher, & steel steps to make their moves more impactful. An enjoyable match but one moment to check out is Rhyno's gore to the Big Show using the trash can for impact.\\n\\nWWF Women's Champion Chyna vs Lita. This was Chyna's best match during her reign as champion due to the fact that Lita was able to bring out a good performance out of Chyna instead of being reduced to squash like most of Chyna's matches.\\n\\nChain Match: Intercontinental Champion Triple H vs Kane. Before they went through a dumb storyline in 2002, they gave an awesome performance in this chain match as they really beat the living hell out of each other to the point where Triple H was rammed into the post while he had a chair in his hand that busted him open. The ending featured Stone Cold Steve Austin getting involved & accidently hitting his own partner to give Kane his first Intercontinental championship.\\n\\nTag Team Turmoil. This was the best turmoil match that the WWF had done as there were many series of matches & situations going on here. Moments include some decent wrestling between the Radicals & APA, the interaction between the Dudleyz & the Hollys that lead to D-Von getting the Alabama slam through the table, The Hardyz putting on a good performance with X-Pac & Justin Credible with Albert getting involved in their matches. However, the big story here was Chris Jericho getting Chris Benoit as his partner & having two good matches including against Edge & Christian which is something considering Benoit just had a three stages of hell match.\\n\\nNo Holds Barred: WWF Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker. Undertaker threatened William Regal earlier in the night to make this a No Holds Barred match that Austin accepted without concern. This was just an intense & physical brawl with Austin actually working on the legs at one point & even delivering more lowblows than I can ever recall seeing in a match as this match ranks up with their SummerSlam & First Blood matches as my favorite encounter between these two with Vince McMahon doing commentary & Triple H getting involved at the end.\\n\\nDVD extras include promos, skits from Sunday Night Heat & Kurt Angle's Medals Ceremony that was interrupted by Shane McMahon that lead to their street fight a month later at King of the Ring.\\n\\nIn the end, this was my favorite Judgment Day event of them all & one of the best from 2001 that is worth going out of your way to see.\",\n \"Product: He is known as \\\"The Samoan Submission Machine\\\"... he is the single most destructive force in the history of TNA's X Division... and in a word, he is UNSTOPPABLE. Welcome to \\\"The Best of Samoa Joe,\\\" packed with nearly four hours of footage chronicling the rise of this Samoan monster in Total Nonstop Action Wrestling! From his debut at 2005's \\\"Slammiversary\\\" to dominating the Super X Cupt to capturing the X Division Championship and his epic three-way match against AJ Styles and The Fallen Angel, this is truly the art of war courtesy of Samoa Joe!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Joe Is Gonna Kill YOU\\\"\\n\\nReview: Normally, I would come out here & give an introduction to the product that I am reviewing but there is nothing much that I can add to Samoa Joe that hasn't been said before (in fact, check out DP's review as he perfectly describes what Samoa Joe really is) as he is without question one of the best big-man performers that I have seen in all of my years of wrestling to the point where I think he should be acknowledged with the best of them such as The Undertaker, Bam Bam Bigelow, Mike Awesome & Vader...add Joe to that list. This DVD features some of his best matches (at the time) along with comments from Joe throughout the DVD like how he got started in wrestling, his move to TNA, his MMA training, worst injuries etc.\\n\\nMatches Include:\\nvs Sonjay Dutt. This was just a dominate performance from Joe in his TNA debut as he showed some sick power offense and quickness that none of the other X-Division stars have seen before him.\\n(Slammiversary '05)\\n\\nvs Delirious. A quick squash match showcasing Joe as a monster.\\n(Impact June '05)\\n\\nvs Chris Sabin. I remember during this time that Joe was squashing all of his opponents but this was the first that I remember seeing in which someone took the fight to Joe which is what the underrated Sabin did. A really competitive match with Sabin pulling off some offense on Joe that nobody had done during this time while Joe showed signs of his future greatness with his stiff \\\"shootfighting\\\" style of stiff kicks & submission holds while at the same time showing that for a man his size is still capable of moving quickly & do what the other X-Division wrestlers can do as well.\\n(No Surrender '05)\\n\\nvs AJ Styles. This was the finals of 2005 Super X Cup Tournament Finals to determine the number one contender for the X-Division Title with the champion Christopher Daniels providing commentary & being very entertaining throughout the match including naming this match \\\"The Christopher Daniels Invitational\\\". Unlike how some of the matches on this DVD, this was a highly competitive match as Joe & Styles (along with Daniels) have that natural chemistry to deliver high quality wrestling matches & this was no different. Just high impact & speed along with moments of Styles showing his underrated strength including picking up Joe in the torture rack. The ending with Daniels didn't take away from this contest & actually added more to it.\\n(Sacrifice '05)\\n\\nvs AJ Styles vs X-Division Champion Christopher Daniels. Due to how the previous match ended, this one was made in its place. Honestly, this is one of those matches that I can try to explain but really words won't do it any justice as this was not only the first time that the X-Division title was on the line in a main event match but this is actually my favorite TNA match of all time. Everyone brought their A game & did what they do best which was put on a wrestling clinic for the ages. Check out the opening sequence as it was very similar to the beginning of the Taker/Rock/Angle triple threat which was hilarious as well.\\n(Unbreakable '05)\\n\\nvs Jushin \\\"Thunder\\\" Liger. Before the match, Joe came out to a memorable entrance that is worth hearing from him before the match is shown along with Liger's special Japanese tribute entrance. This was during the time that TNA was having their competition against New Japan Pro Wrestling. This wasn't the instant classic that fans were expecting but for the time that they did have, this was a great action-packed match with Liger being able to use his offense against Joe.\\n(Bound For Glory '05)\\n\\nElimination X Match: w/Christopher Daniels, Alex Shelley & Roderick Strong vs Chris Sabin, Matt Bentley, Sonjay Dutt & Austin Aries. The rules to this match was similar to how WWE did their annual Survivor Series matches so with that stipulation, this non-stop action with great wrestling & high flying moves appearing one after another but pay close attention to the end that lead to an aftermath of Daniels getting perhaps one of the worst aftermath beatings in the history of TNA.\\n(Genesis '05)\\n\\nvs Amazing Red. Joe shows once again why he was considered a monster by dominating this match but pay attention to the end as you see an intense staredown between Joe & AJ Styles hyping up...\\n\\nvs X-Division Champion AJ Styles...this match. This was perhaps the most personal feud on the DVD as Styles was not only out to defend his title but to get revenge for what he felt Joe has done not only to Daniels but to the image of the X-Division. As you would expect anytime that you see Joe vs Styles, you are in for a high quality encounter with both men being very aggressive throughout as Styles took the fight to Joe right from the opening bell while Joe had to resort to stiff offense just to keep AJ away that even lead to Styles having a severe bloody lip.\\n(Turning Point '05)\\n\\nvs Jay Lethal. Just like the previous matches at the early start of the DVD, another dominate performance by Joe.\\n(Impact '05)\\n\\nX-Division Championship vs Christopher Daniels. This was Daniels' return from the beating he received back at Genesis. Just like the previous Styles match, this was just a great quality encounter with the story being told that Daniels was not 100% which played a factor so many times in this contest to the point where Joe was just absolutely ruthless that lead to AJ Styles making an appearance to do what he felt was right. This match lead to their rematch at Against All Odds.\\n(Final Resolution '06)\\n\\nOverall, if you are a fan of Samoa Joe, this is one DVD that I recommend adding to your collection.\",\n \"Product: Its demonic structure can make a career-or end it. Some of the most iconic moments of the last decade have happened in Hell in a Cell-and now for the first time ever, it's a WWE pay-per-view event! The stars of Raw, SmackDown, and ECW will compete at Hell in a Cell, and this DVD will include all the matches from this spectacular event.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: WWE's Hell In A Cell Concept\\n\\nReview: Another concept PPV by the WWE in which they actually used the Hell In A Cell to end their main event matches but I would give the same point that I addressed at Breaking Point at the end of this review.\\n\\nHell In A Cell: World Champion CM Punk vs The Undertaker. After the disappointing result from Breaking Point, this match actually delivered here as Taker tried to use his power & even attacking Punk various times with the Cell itself. Punk was able to use his speed & quickness to the point where he heavily focused on Taker's leg that ended up becoming a factor at times in the match with weapons like a steel chair & even the ring steps getting used as well. If you can take under consideration that this match was short due to Taker's condition at this point in his career, this was my favorite Cell match of the night as both men put on a good performance with the crowd heavily into the action.\\n\\nIntercontinental Champion John Morrison vs Dolph Ziggler. The continuation of the WWE pushing the Intercontinental Championship to where it belongs as these two hard workers had a very athletic contest with the action being fast paced at times as Ziggler just keeps impressing each & everytime I have seen him while I already know how great of a performer Morrison is. It's not a classic like the Mysterio/Jericho series earlier in the year but a very enjoyable encounter.\\n\\nDivas Champion Mickie James vs Alicia Fox. The only part that got my attention during this match was the sick DDT that Mickie delivered at the end as this match was very dull & boring for me.\\n\\nUnified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show vs Batista & Rey Mysterio. Once again, I'll admit that I am no fan of the Jeri-Show tag team but each time I have seen them on PPV, they deliver & this was no exception. A very good tag team match as it seemed that all four men just stepped their game up for this match with Batista & Show meshing well with their power offense while we already know what to expect when Jericho works with Mysterio based of their series earlier in the year. I would rank this as the best match I have seen from the Jericho/Show tag team so far.\\n\\nHell In A Cell: WWE Champion John Cena vs Randy Orton. Just like their Breaking Point match, this was more of pushing the storyline & characters than putting on a good match while at the same time, this match came off more as a No Disqualification match than being a Cell match as this match had a slow pace with both men trying to play mind games with the other along with Orton doing his usual but great \\\"Viper\\\" attack even using a chair at one point or another. This would have been better as a No DQ match but I'll give it credit as this did tell a good story but overall, I thought it was a weak Cell match.\\n\\nR-Truth vs Drew McIntyre. This was one of those matches that was placed on the wrong spot as if it was the opener, the crowd would have enjoyed it more as this was just a decent match but the crowd was really not into it as they chanted \\\"Boring\\\" during it.\\n\\nUnited States Champion Kofi Kingston vs The Miz vs Jack Swagger. Just like the previous match, this match was at the wrong place at the wrong time. A good match for what it was but it was nothing really memorable which was a shame considering the surprise match that Kofi & Miz had the previous month.\\n\\nHell In A Cell: D-Generation X vs Legacy. Unlike how their SummerSlam & Breaking Point matches turned out, this was easily my least favorite out of their matches because I just found this match to be very predictable from start to finish. The beginning starts as a brawl between all four men before Cody & Dibiase tried to use the same tactics that payed off to them at Breaking Point by taking out Triple H & locking Shawn in the Cell to be tortured before Triple H was able to eventually get in the Cell to turn the tables on Legacy. Their previous matches had both teams exchange wins but everyone came off strong in the end where this match was more about showcasing Triple H's dominance than anything else. I know I am in the minority but I am just being honest in that I really didn't care for this match at all.\\n\\nOverall, as I mentioned in the beginning of my review, this event was similar to Breaking Point in which a one time use of the concept will work (ex. DX/Legacy at Breaking Point & Taker/Punk here) but you can't get away with creating three of them & having every single one come off as a success. The undercard had some good matches here & there but this is really just another event that is good for a rental or WWE Classics On Demand but I would go out of my way to buy this.\",\n \"Product: WWE goes extreme in this high octane pay-per-view event. Each of the matches have special stipulations as WWE Superstars battle for high profile championships and pride. The 2011 edition featured Street Fights, Steel Cage Matches, Strap Matches and more extreme antics. Who knows what lengths the Superstars of Raw and SmackDown will go to top last year's event?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Here Comes The Pain...Cena\\n\\nReview: Thanks to a DVD rental I was able to check out Extreme Rules 2012 as the main feuds from WrestleMania were carried on here with gimmick matches but also the return of Brock Lesnar.\\n\\nFalls Count Anywhere Match: Randy Orton vs Kane. This feud took another turn with both men using their fathers for the psychological warfare only to get mixed results (check out the opening video to prove my point). Both men started off brawling as you would expect with the fight being taken into the crowd, onto the stage, into the backstage area with Zack Ryder getting his shots in on Kane allowing Orton to come back with a reverse back breaker. They made their way back to the ring with a steel chair & the steel steps coming into play along with impactful moves such as Orton delivering a DDT from the announce table, Kane's chokeslam to even an RKO on the chair itself. This was tons better than the match that they had WrestleMania & an entertaining opener to kick off the show with the crowd really getting into it towards the end.\\n\\nBrodus Clay vs Dolph Ziggler. Despite Ziggler being the heel, he had the crowd support from the vocal Chicago fans. Ziggler was tryingn to use his speed & attempt to control Clay while having him down but Clay kept recovering which lead to Ziggler rolling away to buy some time. Dolph was again able to get some offense in before Clay's size would prove to be a determining factor. This was one of those matches that can be classified as a squash but I'll give Ziggler credit in that he worked hard to make the match as best as he could with even the crowd realizing that in supporting Ziggler.\\n\\nTables Match: Intercontinental Champion Big Show vs Cody Rhodes. This was similar to their WrestleMania match in which Show had the power advantage with Cody trying to come up with as much offense as he could despite the odds and the stipulations of the match working against him. However it was move that Cody was able to do that actually was a judgment call that was such a shock to Show that he snapped & put Cody through two tables including one on the outside. This match wasn't much past the stipulation & Show doing what he did afterwards.\\n\\n2 Out Of 3 Falls: World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan. After back to back WrestleManias of both men being denied to have an actual match with their last match being 18 seconds, they got to have an actual one here with one thing to mention in that even though Bryan was trying to heel the crowd, he was the clear favorite here while Sheamus had a mixed reaction. Right from the start, Sheamus tried to make \\\"history repeat itself\\\" with the kick but this time Bryan was more than aware about it before both men went hold for hold with Sheamus not only using his power but also using submissions of his own such as a unique version of the boston crab. Bryan was able to work on Sheamus' shoulder with his series of kicks, the use of the ringpost & even a hammerlock slam before picking things up with aggression that might have worked against him but accomplished his goal in wearing Sheamus down. However that aggression came back to get Bryan as he seemed focused on punishing Sheamus & seemed in the driver's seat before leaving an open for that to change. This was the wrestling clinic that we should have gotten at WrestleMania that had both men leaving with more respect than they did the last time.\\n\\nRyback vs Aaron Relic & Jay Hatton. A bonus match here in what was nothing more than a dominate squash for Ryback who had chants of Goldberg directed towards him in the process.\\n\\nStreet Fight: WWE Champion CM Punk vs Chris Jericho. Their WrestleMania match was about putting on a wrestling clinic but this one took a different turn as it got personal with Jericho bringing up Punk's family history of alcoholism while I should point out that Punk's family was at ringside & that it was a year prior in the same building that Punk won the title in his hometown of Chicago. As I said their previous match was a wrestling clinic, this was a fight with both men coming out in street clothes with weapons being brought in like a kendo stick, a beer bottle & the steel steps. The brawl got taken to the outside with Jericho taunting Punk's family to the point where Punk's sister slapped Jericho along with Punk delivering a sick elbow drop onto the announce table from the top rope. They settled back in the ring using other weapons like a steel chair for their usual moves & even bringing in a fire extinguisher for a counter that I don't think I have ever seen prior. Even though I really enjoyed their WrestleMania match, they were able to top that match with a completely different match & a tell a story along the way with Punk's sister's involvement adding to what was just a physical fight between these two.\\n\\nDivas Champion Nikki Bella vs Layla. With Beth Phoenix being out with an injury, the returning Layla took her place in this one. This didn't last long as it was kept short but both divas performed well here as Layla looked great after being out for a year while Nikki added more to her style by attacking the injured knee. The finish was something to see as the twins tried to use their identity switch only for that to backfire with one heck of neckbreaker by Layla.\\n\\nExtreme Rules: Brock Lesnar vs John Cena. Lesnar's first match back in WWE since WrestleMania XX but also the second time that these two men have faced off after WrestleMania with the other time being Backlash 2003. Brock came out in his UFC/MMA gear while Cena actually wore his old chain & lock that we haven't seen since 2005. You got the direction that this match was going in from the start as Cena charged at Lesnar with Lesnar responding with a takedown followed by a series of vicious elbows that busted Cena open followed by a stiff clothesline from Lesnar causing the match to be stopped twice to check on Cena. From there, Cena tried rushing again & got a takedown on Brock but Brock just used his power followed by a series of belly to belly suplexes before going back to work on the cut. Lesnar was ruthless in his approach as he targeted Cena's ribs, then his arm to the point where he even tied Cena up in the corner with Cena's chain just to beat on him some more. The match really was starting to get out of control as Brock brought in the steel steps into the ring, applying a kimura before Cena slammed Brock onto them to counter & even attempted to execute his top rope leg drop only to miss & hit the corner of the steps while several referees were attacked by Brock whether accidently or intential. However just like Daniel Bryan earlier, Brock's aggression got the best of him as Cena was able to use his chain to bust Lesnar open & use of the steel steps based off one mistake Lesnar made. Now I'll be honest in that I wasn't a big fan of the finish due to the match being very one-sided ending with a fluke but in this case, it actually worked the story here well as Brock was just a monster, destructing everything in sight with Cena needing to catch a break to turn the tide.\\n\\nOverall, this was quite the shock to me as this show just clicked from the top main matches all being standouts & topping the WrestleMania performances while the short matches were watchable along with extra credit to the great Chicago crowd just being red hot from start to finish makes this the standout event for the WWE in 2012 that I recommend checking out.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":32,"string":"32"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":165,"string":"165"}}},{"rowIdx":166,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A35Q5DVHKFDH1M"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Childrens stuffed animals can easily take over their bed, bedroom, and playroom, so parents need an easy storage solution. The Jumbo Toy Hammock is a novel toy way to hold and organize kids toys, pillows, stuffed animals, and other items, in an attractive way that becomes part of the dcor. You can also use it in the bathroom to store bathtub toys, giving them a unique way to drain and dry out until their next use. The white mesh material is durable enough to hold 30 or more items at a time. Just string it across a corner, like over their bed where little ones will enjoy having their stuffed animal friends close, or along any wall where they provide a colorful decoration. Its easy to attach to any wall with the hook hardware included or use adhesive wall strips. The elastic binding can expand up to 5.5 feet. Because of our mesh construction, kids and parents can see all the toys that live in the hammock, making it easy to choose which ones will come out to play. Its also easy to store them again when playtime is over, encouraging kids to help with the clean-up.\". The summary of the review text is \"Great hammock and hanging hardware is included!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm so happy I purchased this hammock! I had one as a child and it definitely did its job. Now that I'm a mom of two little ones, I've realized that it's super easy for stuffed animals to quickly take over the house. They multiple while we're sleeping! Our boys have their own animals and some special ones that my husband and I have passed down to them from our childhoods. I hung it last night and was able to clear out two large toy bins of animals freeing up more space for toys. This is a very good thing because the toys are also multiplying! My husband was about to run out to Home Depot to pick up those round hooks, but luckily I opened the package just before he left and saw that the hardware for hanging this is actually included! That was awesome. When our son saw it hanging up in the corner of his room with all of his animal friends he was so excited! He loves that he can go to sleep at night and see them all sleeping. :) He's 2.5. If you have stuffed animal clutter, get a hammock. It makes organization so much easier!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm so happy I purchased this hammock! I had one as a child and it definitely did its job. Now that I'm a mom of two little ones, I've realized that it's super easy for stuffed animals to quickly take over the house. They multiple while we're sleeping! Our boys have their own animals and some special ones that my husband and I have passed down to them from our childhoods. I hung it last night and was able to clear out two large toy bins of animals freeing up more space for toys. This is a very good thing because the toys are also multiplying! My husband was about to run out to Home Depot to pick up those round hooks, but luckily I opened the package just before he left and saw that the hardware for hanging this is actually included! That was awesome. When our son saw it hanging up in the corner of his room with all of his animal friends he was so excited! He loves that he can go to sleep at night and see them all sleeping. :) He's 2.5. If you have stuffed animal clutter, get a hammock. It makes organization so much easier!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Pack of 1, Spinbrush Truly Radiant Clean & Fresh Powered Toothbrush. UPC: 766878001043. Color May Vary (Blue, Green, Purple, Pink, ...)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best toothbrush for a great value!\n\nReview: The first time I used the Spinbrush, I was completely amazed! It was so strong and so thorough I felt as though I had just left the dentist. The bristles are soft and gentle enough for sensitive teeth and gums, but the spinning power is strong enough to leave your mouth feeling fresh and clean all over, even the harder to reach spots way in the back. It takes very minimal effort to achieve results I could never have with a manual toothbrush. I have tried other battery-operated toothbrushes in the past, but they are NO where near the cleaning quality and comfort of the Spinbrush.\n\nfter my experience with the Spinbrush and Truly Radiant toothpaste, I can honestly say that I am hooked and will not be going back to what I used before.\n\nI feel really good about these products. After having two babies in two years, I noticed that my teeth are more sensitive now. Instead of just focusing on whitening my teeth, it is really important for me to also care for everything underneath so that my mouth not only looks great, but also feels healthy.\n\nNote: I recently received a new toothpaste and toothbrush to try, compliments of Smily360, for this review. All thoughts are my own.","Product: The Bumkins Short Sleeve Junior Bib saves you from the mess! With a handy crumb catcher / catch-all pocket for containing spills. Made from Bumkins lightweight, waterproof, easy-wipe, stain and odor resistant fabric.Single ply construction means no worrying about icky stuff growing between layers of fabric. Without a cotton layer, stains and smells don't stick. Wipeable and machine washable for easy cleaning so you can use it over and over again! The back velcro closure allows for a quick, adjustable and tug-proof fit. Plus, its safe to use. BPA-free, PVC-free, vinyl-free, phthalate-free and lead-free. Sized to fit ages 1 to 3. Measures approximately 15 across, 14 from neck down and 16 sleeve to sleeve. Designed in Arizona, responsibly made in China.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: BEST Bibs ever made in the history of ALL time EVER!\n\nReview: These T-Shirt bibs are the BEST idea ever! So many fun patterns to choose from for both boys and girls but most importantly, they work as great as they look. Our boys (ages 1 and 2) look adorable in these bibs. They stay on very well and cover their entire outfits during meal time and even while working on art projects. The pocket is also nice to catch anything before it falls. They are super easy to clean as well. Both boys enjoy wearing these bibs and the way they are designed keeps them in place very easily with the shirt sleeves, and also prevents neck irritation like traditional bibs that both of them hate wearing. I don't think I'll ever use a \"regular\" bib style again. We have 4 different prints of these so far (2 at home and 2 in the diaper bag, 1 for each boy) and we'll be getting more just because they are so cute. The bibs work for us in our home, outside, out at restaurants, and even during our monthly trips to Disney World. I highly recommend these bibs to all parents!","Product: John Deere's Traditional Tractor and Plaid Bedding Collection is a favorite for any tractor farm. This design features official tractors, licensed trademark, and a cozy brown plaid. Match to your bedding or highlight any room with coordinating pattern drapes, valance, and more. John Deere products from Scene Weaver brings you the finest quality of home and bedding textiles, always a joy to give or get. When you wrap yourself in our John Deere bedding, fleece throws, sleeping bags, and beach towels, you will experience a feeling of true comfort.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: READ BEFORE YOU BUY: Photos are NOT accurate\n\nReview: We were so excited to get these curtains for our son's room who is a HUGE John Deere tractor fan. Unfortunately, I did not read the listing at the time of placing my order. The photos are NOT accurate. All you get are two panels and two ties. The center valance piece is not included. The listing presents as though it's all one piece with the ties. I'm very disappointed. I think the images should accurately portray the item being purchased. The curtains themselves are okay. The material is a very thin layer that doesn't block out light very well. It feels like a flat bed sheet cut in half. I could have probably just purchased the fabric from JoAnns and made them myself.","Product: New Vicks FilterFree Humidfier\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: SOMETHING WENT WRONG- VERY SCARY!\n\nReview: I am not sure how to accurately rate this because I think mine is defective. We purchased ours last winter and used it only a few times when I was sick during pregnancy. It worked great. Now we have a baby. I put it in her room a couple nights ago and filled it up the proper way and let it run through the night since the air here is very dry. The first night was great. Then, the second night apparently something went wrong with it. When I went into the baby's nursery in the morning, her entire room was hazy with a smoke-like substance filling the air. It wasn't burning, and it wasn't smoke, but very close. Whatever it was putting into the air was not absorbing at all and it made her room smell like....dirt....for lack of a better word. This unit has been used less than 10 overnights so, in my opinion, it should still be functioning without a problem. The problem happened yesterday morning and today her room still smells like that. When I turn it on, it puts thick white smoke-ish substance into the air, not mist. I've turned it off, of course, but I would really like to know what the problem is. This morning, my baby has a very bad runny nose and I believe it's from breathing this crap all night long the night before. As a mom, I had to let other parents know there may be a serious problem, which is why I'm sharing my review. I've attempted to contact Vicks to find out more but I don't expect to hear back. So please use caution with this unit if you leave it on through the night. Whatever that was is not good.","Product: One Sesame Street Chalk twin size bed in a bag. Includes one twin-single comforter, flat sheet, fitted sheet, one standard pillowcase, and one standard pillow sham. ... CONTENTS: One twin size comforter 64 x 86 in. (163 cm x 218 cm); One twin flat bed sheet, finished size 66 x 96 inches (168 x 244 cm); One twin fitted sheet. Both of the above sheets fit a standard twin mattress of 39 x 75 inches.; One standard pillowcase, finished size 20 x 30 inches (51 x 76 cm) to fit 20 x 26 inches pillow; One standard pillow sham.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: PERFECT bedding for our little guy's first \"Big Boy Bed!\"\n\nReview: We ordered this bedding for our son's transition from a crib to a big boy bed. I showed him the pictures online and he was so excited when he saw \"Elmo Bed\" that we knew this would be a great choice. We really loved the sheet set that comes with this bedding since they use fun, bright colors for the words all over the sheets. He's learning his ABC's and being able to recognize the letters and make words will be fun for him. It also matches perfectly with his teal walls that we didn't want to repaint. He was so excited to transition into his Elmo Bed and that's what he calls it. He loves his bedding and we love it also. Highly recommend for toddlers!","Product: This beautiful tungsten ring is 4MM in width. It is all high polish finished and it has a dome profile. Tungsten is ranked second hardest next to diamond on the Mohs scale, diamond being a 10 followed by Tungsten as 9. Our rings will not cause skin irritations or turn your fingers green. Due to the Hardness of Tungsten, these rings can be laser engraved, but not hand engraved. All rings come with lifetime warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Looks great, good quality at great price!\n\nReview: I ordered this to wear around in place of my actual ring because the diamond on mine is very sharp and I don't like to wear it when I'm handling my baby--to avoid accidentally scratching him. This ring does the job for just a plain ring instead of no ring at all. It was comfortable to wear....at first. After having two babies close together, I'm wondering if my ring size may have changed because it sort of left a mark on my finger like it was too tight. I sent it for a replacement of a larger size to check and see and promptly received a refund. I'd still recommend this, just know your size. As soon as I determine what size I am, I will be reordering another one.\n\nI actually miss it a lot. It feels weird not wearing a ring and this one was nice because I didn't have to worry about banging it on anything or scratching either of my boys.","Product: As seen on ABC's Shark Tank! Myself Belts offers a patented product that is the only one-handed belt on the market. This mom-invented product is the easiest belt on the market to fasten and makes dressing a cinch! Potty training toddlers, preschoolers, and teens and adults with special needs and/or hand dexterity challenges can all benefit from the Myself Belts one-handed, easy to use belt closure. Myself Belts promote independence and boost self-esteem by allowing children to easily fasten and unfasten their belt on their own. Myself Belts help make a childs (and parents!) school day a little easier and provide children with an I did it by myself! moment and parents with peace of mind. A frustrating problem is solved for both parent, child and teacher- No more droopy drawers! Myself Belts offer fashion and function. Great for preschoolers, school uniforms, and kids who just love to accessorize. Even the littlest of hands can master Myself Belts! With fun styles that kids love to wear, along with solid colors that fit school uniform requirements, Myself Belts assortment of styles appeal to all kids ages 2-12 and teens and adults of all ages.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Amazing belt for kids- we miss it!\n\nReview: This belt works great for my 5 year old who needed one for kindergarten (for uniforms). It fit him perfectly and he is tall and thin. I love the way it has a snap to attach to the belt loop and Velcro on the center so it's easy for a small child to unfasten on their own to use the bathroom. Unfortunately, I didn't have any way to write his name on it like all of his other items and of course after only 2 weeks, he took it off and left it at school never to be seen or heard from again. We will have to reorder again because without a belt, half his pants won't stay up. I'm hoping to find a way to put his name on it this time because....kids. If any other moms see this and have a solution, please comment! I was thinking maybe a whiteout pen? Not sure if that would hold up in the wash....but the belt is great as long as your child doesn't lose it.","Product: Button Up. V-Neckline. Long Sleeves. Sweater Knit Fabric. This premium cardigan is great for any dude, no matter his style! This button up sweater can be fully buttoned for optimal warmth, or left open to show a graphic tee or tank underneath. Soft sweater knit fabric is cozy and great for comfort, while easily maintaining shape to give you a great fit. For dressy or casual looks! This is a must have for any man that loves hanging outdoors, looking cool while staying warm, or that just wants a practical sweater that will do the job. Either way, this design is a sure choice!!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Made well but too short for my tall husband; Order a size up for tall guys!\n\nReview: I ordered this for my husband who is 6'4\". Unfortunately it did not fit, it was too small. The width size was totally fine but it was about 4\" too short. He is tall, but I ordered the size he normally wears and it didn't fit properly. If you're shopping for someone who is tall, I'd order a size up to be safe. Quality-wise, this button-up sweater is very well made, with soft and comfortable fabric. I would have loved for it to fit properly because, although this is not his normal style, it did look nice but was just much too short. I think for shorter guys, the fit would be correct so I'm only taking off one star. Please note that I received a discount on this product in exchange for testing and sharing my review. All thoughts are my own.","Product: The Surf glass bottle is a great alternative to plastic water bottles. The Surf bottle lets you taste the natural flavor of your beverages and is not made with any chemicals. The stylish and durable silicone cover protects the glass from breakage and is built to withstand drops. The integrated carrying loop is essential for those on the go. Feel good knowing that your Surf bottle has been made with the same quality that you have come to expect from all Eco Vessel products.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works great for essential oils!\n\nReview: This glass water bottle is wonderful! I really like the teal color best which was sold out when I placed my order, so I got the pink one. The silicone grips on the side are very comfortable. I really wanted a glass water bottle because I like to put drops of lemon essential oil in my water and you can't do that with a plastic bottle for some reason it ruins it. Although it will probably be fine in the dishwasher, I wash mine by hand just to be safe. Make sure to keep out of reach of children because it can be mistaken as a kids water bottle. Overall great look and design and super functional. Love it! Please note I received a discount on this product in exchange for testing and leaving an honest review. All thoughts are my own.","Product: Whatever the project, Fiskars SureCut Deluxe Craft Paper Trimmer gets the job done with precision. The SureCut wire cut-line indicates exactly where the blade will cut your paper, photo, scrapbook page or specialty material. Fiskars patented TripleTrack System interlocks the blade and rail for straight, precise cuts every time. This deluxe trimmer includes the widest base on the market and a self-leveling swing-out arm that extends the measuring deck to over 15 inch to manage all your extra-large crafting material. A permanent scale and grid cutting mat helps ensure cutting accuracy. An ergonomically designed, high-profile blade carriage is easy-to-grip to help you make accurate cuts quickly. It even includes a lightweight design, so its easy to carry this trimmer along to your next big crafting event.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Save yourself time and buy this!\n\nReview: This paper trimmer is just what I needed to help save time cutting coupons. I just started couponing and though I don't do it all the time, when I do, I like to use quite a few. I can cut through several layers at a time. It is intended for craft paper, but since the newspaper inserts are so much thinner, it really works great for layering them together! The little slide cutter is super easy to use and the blade is very small which is great for safety. I HIGHLY prefer this (sliding) cutter over the type that has the huge blade cutting up and down (if that makes sense) just for safety reasons. The lines are helpful to line things up and it even shows measurements for things like business cards, postcards, etc. The clear area with the wire easily accommodates the papers and holds them in place for cutting. This cutter works so well that I actually just pile everything up and watch my DVR while I use it. It's light weight and super easy and quick. No complaints. I can't believe I used to use scissors!","Product: The Shopkeeper Coupon Book will maximize your savings with the least amount of work. Stay organized at home and while you shop. Sort coupons by category on one side using the 8 clear snap envelopes and pre-printed (or customizable) labels. Manage coupons by your 4 favorite stores on the other side, perfect for dropping in a purse or bag for shopping trips. A large pocket zips up your supplies and there's even a built-in shopping list pad. The panels snap down into book form so you can turn the pages as you shop so convenient! Features a charcoal gray fabric cover with secure elastic band closure.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: but I really like to stay organized in everything I do\n\nReview: I am new to couponing, but I really like to stay organized in everything I do. I liked this because it was grey and very clean looking. All of the pockets and compartments inside were perfect to do the job I needed. After using it for a couple months, I highly recommend this binder to anyone who coupons. Although most people say not to clip them until you use them, I actually do clip all of my coupons. Then I sort them into each compartment so I can easily get what I need quickly without having to spend extra time later on. Whatever I don't use, I give to friends and family. This binder makes it easy to organize everything. There are also full size areas in the back side that can hold full inserts without any problems. On my second couponing trip, my husband and I saved $300! We have this binder to thank for helping us keep it all organized.","Product: The Petmate Compass Kennel strives for a comfortable and safe experience for pets and peace of mind for pet parents. With the expandable entrance, pet parents can easily assist their pets entering and exiting the plastic kennel. The double-hinged door's turn-dial latches allow easy access for opening on either side, or for complete door removal. The top's slide-on design allows for easy assembly, snapping together in three simple steps, no tools required. Optional hardware is included for additional security. Ventilation openings allow for better visibility and fresh air on all sides, keeping pets comfortable during travel. The Petmate Kennel meets most airline cargo specifications, but pet parents should always check with their airline's specific requirements. The kennel is available in 10 pound and 10-20 pound sizes and four fashionable colors, including Denim/Black, Hot Pink/Black, Island Blue/Black, and Red Plum/Black. Made in the USA.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I am so glad we bought these\n\nReview: I purchased 3 of these cat kennels for a cross-country move. Having 3 cats in the car for a 2,600 mile drive was not the easiest task to plan for. I am so glad we bought these. We did already have cat carriers, but those were a bit older and smelled like the vet. These were brand new so they were a bit less stressful. Also, these are MUCH taller than the ones we had before. The extra headroom made it where the cats could easily stand up and move around or sit if they wanted to and for a four day long road trip, that's really important. They look really nice in person. The blue color on top is a bit brighter in person. I also love the improved door design that opens from both the left and the right so it makes it easier to maneuver if you are in a smaller place. Our cats did amazing on our road trip and I definitely think these cages were a big part of their comfort.","Product: Ideal Hot Potato Musical Potato-Passing Game is a wild, frantic, laugh out loud, electronic tater-tossing good time! Designed for 2-6 players, this musical game can be played by the whole family. Just squeeze the Hot Potato to start the music and let the fun begin. Pass the spud to the player next to you or even across the room. Toss the tater back and forth, up high, down low, around and around, but don't get caught holding the spud when the music stops! If you do, you have to take a potato chip card. Get 3 chip cards and you're out. The last player remaining without 3 chip cards is the winner! Includes an electronic plush potato stuffed with foam, 13 potato chip cards, 3 AG13/LR44 batteries and instructions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great fun for 3 and 5 year olds!\n\nReview: I ordered this game as a way to laugh and spend time doing something hands-on with my boys who are 3 and 5. It's been a HUGE family hit and lots of fun! It's so simple, just turn it on, push the button, and play! There are some chip cards included to make it harder (you get fried 3 times and you are out), but we have usually played without them. I like to make up our own challenges like passing with one hand on our head, passing with our eyes closed, naming an animal before you pass, counting up from 1, (next person 2, then 3, and so on) to see how high we can get to before someone get's fried, etc. We recently brought it to my son's kindergarten class and the kids had a great time! While there is a hard speaker/battery pack inside, it's soft on the outside so for the most part it's harmless. I love how portable and easy it is. Next time we go on a road trip, it will come with us for some fun at the hotel. I highly recommend for your kids of almost any ages!","Product: 35-40 teaspoons per bag 1 tsp dry beads will yield about 1 quart when fully hydrated This marble size of a product creates glimmering floral or candle arrangements in clear vases and bowls. Ideal for candle, silk and fresh flower arrangements. Use for weddings, birthdays, parties, graduations, etc. Easy to use - just add water. Layer your favorite colors for stunning effects * Less expensive and more attractive than marbles, stones or Orbeez * * Available in clear and a rainbow of colors * Non-toxic, environmentally safe,,,,about 35 quarts per bag\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just like Orbeez but with MANY more colors!\n\nReview: My son loves Orbeez and we recently moved cross-country. We weren't able to pack up the house until after the move so he had to leave his Orbeez behind. I'm so glad I thought ahead and ordered these Jelly Beadz prior to the move. I brought them with me and waited for a special day to surprise him. You would not believe the amount of Jelly Beadz that you can make with this size! So far we've made 5 large mixing bowls full of them and have more than half left. I bought a big plastic bin with a lid to store them in. Unlike when we made the first Orbeez and separated everything out by color, we made the Jelly Beadz all at once. The colors turned out just fine. There are quite a few extra colors in the Jelly Beadz compared to the regular Orbeez. We had fun sorting through the Jelly Beadz with a muffin pan and creating a rainbow. I honestly haven't noticed any difference at all in size or quality between Jelly Beadz and Orbeez. We have used both and he loves both the same. I think having more color options is a lot of fun. It's nice to know you can make them all together and the colors won't bleed or fade. If your kids love Orbeez as much as ours, you'll want to grab a pack of these Jelly Beadz to store for an emergency. You can't beat the value with such a large amount and they don't take up much space at all until you grow them. Love these!","Product: \"With 10 different colors of modeling compound to play with, this is a case of creative possibilities! Its a rainbow assortment of compound colors that lets you create just about anything you can imagine. Press, smoosh, squish, roll, squeeze and shape with Play-Doh modeling compound, the only limit is your imagination! Play-Doh and all related characters are trademarks of Hasbro.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lots of fun colors to play with!\n\nReview: This is a great box of little play doh tubs in a large variety of fun and unique colors. They are slightly smaller than the standard size, but the greater variety in colors is well worth it. I initially purchased this as part of my toddler's Christmas gifts. But by the time they arrived, we have already wrapped so many presents that I decided I will be saving these aside for him for a rainy day. He loves play doh and spends lots of time (in moderation, of course) watching all kinds of play doh review videos on YouTube. Once the newness of all of his Christmas gifts wears off, it will be so fun to surprise him! I might let a couple slip out early and perhaps his Elf on the Shelf can have some fun with them :D","Product: Time to let the animals out. The Inflatable Horse Ride-On Toy is not just any kind of toy, it's a real-life inflatable ride-on buddy that your kids will absolutely love! It's easy to use -- just inflate, grab onto the long, easy-to-grasp ears, and off you go! The Inflatable Cow Ride-On Toy is also great for helping your child develop balancing skills.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: So FUN for toddlers and babies, but zipper broke after one day :(\n\nReview: This was a Christmas gift for my son who is 2.5. Let me just say that this so SOOOOO cute! I've seen a few of these in the store before and they were a soft rubber material so that's what I was expecting. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it actually has a soft micro-fiber-like cover over it. I believe it may be washable but haven't checked yet. It looks like it totally comes off. It took no time to inflate with the included pump. It is the perfect size! Both our toddler and baby (10 months old) LOVED this soooo much. I cannot recommend it enough! It's such a great little bouncy chair and sometimes it's nice to have a toy that is simple and doesn't make 1,000 different noises. This is something that brings a ton of fun and allows them to just play and use their imaginations without being overstimulated. We are tech friendly parents, but we really prefer a mix of both. My toddler named him \"Moo Cow.\" He has a little play tent and Moo Cow likes to sleep in the \"barn.\" It's the perfect addition to our family and brought over an hour of smiles and laughs on Christmas among many other toys.\n\nEDIT/UPDATE: 12/26. After just one day of use, the tiny little zipper came off of the cow! I'm disappointed because I really love this cow, but that's not good. My baby could have choked on it. I will have to take a star off of my review. I also wonder if continued use will eventually cause the entire cow cover to open up and make the cow unusable? I will update as needed. I do love this, but I need for a toy like this to be safe and last for awhile as well.\n\nNote: I posted my original review on Christmas and I just reposted it so I could add the photo. Now 1/12, both boys still love it! I just wish the zipper didn't break. I wasn't able to contact the company to ask about replacing the cow cover.","Product: brand new!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great book, super impressed with size and quality!\n\nReview: This is such a great book! We have a few Dr. Seuss books and I was expecting this one to be the same size (medium) with short lines on each page. When it arrived, I was VERY impressed! It's actually a much larger book with paragraphs on each page. A longer story book that is perfect for bedtime story time as my little ones get older. My oldest son is 2 and The Lorax was the very first full-length movie he ever sat through. He loves the movie so much and it's special for us. I am delighted to give him this book for Christmas and share many special bedtimes together. Stories are one of our favorite ways to spend time. To accompany this book, I also found him a super adorable knit Lorax hat on Zulilly and a Lorax stuffed animal to sleep with. I can not wait until he opens his presents! :) It's so hard to wait until Christmas! If you are a Lorax and/or Dr. Seuss fan, buy this book! It's very well written and illustrated and the size makes it even nicer. I'm sure eventually my little guy will be able to read it himself and that will be really fun!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Pack of 1, Spinbrush Truly Radiant Clean & Fresh Powered Toothbrush. UPC: 766878001043. Color May Vary (Blue, Green, Purple, Pink, ...)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best toothbrush for a great value!\\n\\nReview: The first time I used the Spinbrush, I was completely amazed! It was so strong and so thorough I felt as though I had just left the dentist. The bristles are soft and gentle enough for sensitive teeth and gums, but the spinning power is strong enough to leave your mouth feeling fresh and clean all over, even the harder to reach spots way in the back. It takes very minimal effort to achieve results I could never have with a manual toothbrush. I have tried other battery-operated toothbrushes in the past, but they are NO where near the cleaning quality and comfort of the Spinbrush.\\n\\nfter my experience with the Spinbrush and Truly Radiant toothpaste, I can honestly say that I am hooked and will not be going back to what I used before.\\n\\nI feel really good about these products. After having two babies in two years, I noticed that my teeth are more sensitive now. Instead of just focusing on whitening my teeth, it is really important for me to also care for everything underneath so that my mouth not only looks great, but also feels healthy.\\n\\nNote: I recently received a new toothpaste and toothbrush to try, compliments of Smily360, for this review. All thoughts are my own.\",\n \"Product: The Bumkins Short Sleeve Junior Bib saves you from the mess! With a handy crumb catcher / catch-all pocket for containing spills. Made from Bumkins lightweight, waterproof, easy-wipe, stain and odor resistant fabric.Single ply construction means no worrying about icky stuff growing between layers of fabric. Without a cotton layer, stains and smells don't stick. Wipeable and machine washable for easy cleaning so you can use it over and over again! The back velcro closure allows for a quick, adjustable and tug-proof fit. Plus, its safe to use. BPA-free, PVC-free, vinyl-free, phthalate-free and lead-free. Sized to fit ages 1 to 3. Measures approximately 15 across, 14 from neck down and 16 sleeve to sleeve. Designed in Arizona, responsibly made in China.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: BEST Bibs ever made in the history of ALL time EVER!\\n\\nReview: These T-Shirt bibs are the BEST idea ever! So many fun patterns to choose from for both boys and girls but most importantly, they work as great as they look. Our boys (ages 1 and 2) look adorable in these bibs. They stay on very well and cover their entire outfits during meal time and even while working on art projects. The pocket is also nice to catch anything before it falls. They are super easy to clean as well. Both boys enjoy wearing these bibs and the way they are designed keeps them in place very easily with the shirt sleeves, and also prevents neck irritation like traditional bibs that both of them hate wearing. I don't think I'll ever use a \\\"regular\\\" bib style again. We have 4 different prints of these so far (2 at home and 2 in the diaper bag, 1 for each boy) and we'll be getting more just because they are so cute. The bibs work for us in our home, outside, out at restaurants, and even during our monthly trips to Disney World. I highly recommend these bibs to all parents!\",\n \"Product: John Deere's Traditional Tractor and Plaid Bedding Collection is a favorite for any tractor farm. This design features official tractors, licensed trademark, and a cozy brown plaid. Match to your bedding or highlight any room with coordinating pattern drapes, valance, and more. John Deere products from Scene Weaver brings you the finest quality of home and bedding textiles, always a joy to give or get. When you wrap yourself in our John Deere bedding, fleece throws, sleeping bags, and beach towels, you will experience a feeling of true comfort.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: READ BEFORE YOU BUY: Photos are NOT accurate\\n\\nReview: We were so excited to get these curtains for our son's room who is a HUGE John Deere tractor fan. Unfortunately, I did not read the listing at the time of placing my order. The photos are NOT accurate. All you get are two panels and two ties. The center valance piece is not included. The listing presents as though it's all one piece with the ties. I'm very disappointed. I think the images should accurately portray the item being purchased. The curtains themselves are okay. The material is a very thin layer that doesn't block out light very well. It feels like a flat bed sheet cut in half. I could have probably just purchased the fabric from JoAnns and made them myself.\",\n \"Product: New Vicks FilterFree Humidfier\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: SOMETHING WENT WRONG- VERY SCARY!\\n\\nReview: I am not sure how to accurately rate this because I think mine is defective. We purchased ours last winter and used it only a few times when I was sick during pregnancy. It worked great. Now we have a baby. I put it in her room a couple nights ago and filled it up the proper way and let it run through the night since the air here is very dry. The first night was great. Then, the second night apparently something went wrong with it. When I went into the baby's nursery in the morning, her entire room was hazy with a smoke-like substance filling the air. It wasn't burning, and it wasn't smoke, but very close. Whatever it was putting into the air was not absorbing at all and it made her room smell like....dirt....for lack of a better word. This unit has been used less than 10 overnights so, in my opinion, it should still be functioning without a problem. The problem happened yesterday morning and today her room still smells like that. When I turn it on, it puts thick white smoke-ish substance into the air, not mist. I've turned it off, of course, but I would really like to know what the problem is. This morning, my baby has a very bad runny nose and I believe it's from breathing this crap all night long the night before. As a mom, I had to let other parents know there may be a serious problem, which is why I'm sharing my review. I've attempted to contact Vicks to find out more but I don't expect to hear back. So please use caution with this unit if you leave it on through the night. Whatever that was is not good.\",\n \"Product: One Sesame Street Chalk twin size bed in a bag. Includes one twin-single comforter, flat sheet, fitted sheet, one standard pillowcase, and one standard pillow sham. ... CONTENTS: One twin size comforter 64 x 86 in. (163 cm x 218 cm); One twin flat bed sheet, finished size 66 x 96 inches (168 x 244 cm); One twin fitted sheet. Both of the above sheets fit a standard twin mattress of 39 x 75 inches.; One standard pillowcase, finished size 20 x 30 inches (51 x 76 cm) to fit 20 x 26 inches pillow; One standard pillow sham.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: PERFECT bedding for our little guy's first \\\"Big Boy Bed!\\\"\\n\\nReview: We ordered this bedding for our son's transition from a crib to a big boy bed. I showed him the pictures online and he was so excited when he saw \\\"Elmo Bed\\\" that we knew this would be a great choice. We really loved the sheet set that comes with this bedding since they use fun, bright colors for the words all over the sheets. He's learning his ABC's and being able to recognize the letters and make words will be fun for him. It also matches perfectly with his teal walls that we didn't want to repaint. He was so excited to transition into his Elmo Bed and that's what he calls it. He loves his bedding and we love it also. Highly recommend for toddlers!\",\n \"Product: This beautiful tungsten ring is 4MM in width. It is all high polish finished and it has a dome profile. Tungsten is ranked second hardest next to diamond on the Mohs scale, diamond being a 10 followed by Tungsten as 9. Our rings will not cause skin irritations or turn your fingers green. Due to the Hardness of Tungsten, these rings can be laser engraved, but not hand engraved. All rings come with lifetime warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Looks great, good quality at great price!\\n\\nReview: I ordered this to wear around in place of my actual ring because the diamond on mine is very sharp and I don't like to wear it when I'm handling my baby--to avoid accidentally scratching him. This ring does the job for just a plain ring instead of no ring at all. It was comfortable to wear....at first. After having two babies close together, I'm wondering if my ring size may have changed because it sort of left a mark on my finger like it was too tight. I sent it for a replacement of a larger size to check and see and promptly received a refund. I'd still recommend this, just know your size. As soon as I determine what size I am, I will be reordering another one.\\n\\nI actually miss it a lot. It feels weird not wearing a ring and this one was nice because I didn't have to worry about banging it on anything or scratching either of my boys.\",\n \"Product: As seen on ABC's Shark Tank! Myself Belts offers a patented product that is the only one-handed belt on the market. This mom-invented product is the easiest belt on the market to fasten and makes dressing a cinch! Potty training toddlers, preschoolers, and teens and adults with special needs and/or hand dexterity challenges can all benefit from the Myself Belts one-handed, easy to use belt closure. Myself Belts promote independence and boost self-esteem by allowing children to easily fasten and unfasten their belt on their own. Myself Belts help make a childs (and parents!) school day a little easier and provide children with an I did it by myself! moment and parents with peace of mind. A frustrating problem is solved for both parent, child and teacher- No more droopy drawers! Myself Belts offer fashion and function. Great for preschoolers, school uniforms, and kids who just love to accessorize. Even the littlest of hands can master Myself Belts! With fun styles that kids love to wear, along with solid colors that fit school uniform requirements, Myself Belts assortment of styles appeal to all kids ages 2-12 and teens and adults of all ages.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Amazing belt for kids- we miss it!\\n\\nReview: This belt works great for my 5 year old who needed one for kindergarten (for uniforms). It fit him perfectly and he is tall and thin. I love the way it has a snap to attach to the belt loop and Velcro on the center so it's easy for a small child to unfasten on their own to use the bathroom. Unfortunately, I didn't have any way to write his name on it like all of his other items and of course after only 2 weeks, he took it off and left it at school never to be seen or heard from again. We will have to reorder again because without a belt, half his pants won't stay up. I'm hoping to find a way to put his name on it this time because....kids. If any other moms see this and have a solution, please comment! I was thinking maybe a whiteout pen? Not sure if that would hold up in the wash....but the belt is great as long as your child doesn't lose it.\",\n \"Product: Button Up. V-Neckline. Long Sleeves. Sweater Knit Fabric. This premium cardigan is great for any dude, no matter his style! This button up sweater can be fully buttoned for optimal warmth, or left open to show a graphic tee or tank underneath. Soft sweater knit fabric is cozy and great for comfort, while easily maintaining shape to give you a great fit. For dressy or casual looks! This is a must have for any man that loves hanging outdoors, looking cool while staying warm, or that just wants a practical sweater that will do the job. Either way, this design is a sure choice!!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Made well but too short for my tall husband; Order a size up for tall guys!\\n\\nReview: I ordered this for my husband who is 6'4\\\". Unfortunately it did not fit, it was too small. The width size was totally fine but it was about 4\\\" too short. He is tall, but I ordered the size he normally wears and it didn't fit properly. If you're shopping for someone who is tall, I'd order a size up to be safe. Quality-wise, this button-up sweater is very well made, with soft and comfortable fabric. I would have loved for it to fit properly because, although this is not his normal style, it did look nice but was just much too short. I think for shorter guys, the fit would be correct so I'm only taking off one star. Please note that I received a discount on this product in exchange for testing and sharing my review. All thoughts are my own.\",\n \"Product: The Surf glass bottle is a great alternative to plastic water bottles. The Surf bottle lets you taste the natural flavor of your beverages and is not made with any chemicals. The stylish and durable silicone cover protects the glass from breakage and is built to withstand drops. The integrated carrying loop is essential for those on the go. Feel good knowing that your Surf bottle has been made with the same quality that you have come to expect from all Eco Vessel products.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works great for essential oils!\\n\\nReview: This glass water bottle is wonderful! I really like the teal color best which was sold out when I placed my order, so I got the pink one. The silicone grips on the side are very comfortable. I really wanted a glass water bottle because I like to put drops of lemon essential oil in my water and you can't do that with a plastic bottle for some reason it ruins it. Although it will probably be fine in the dishwasher, I wash mine by hand just to be safe. Make sure to keep out of reach of children because it can be mistaken as a kids water bottle. Overall great look and design and super functional. Love it! Please note I received a discount on this product in exchange for testing and leaving an honest review. All thoughts are my own.\",\n \"Product: Whatever the project, Fiskars SureCut Deluxe Craft Paper Trimmer gets the job done with precision. The SureCut wire cut-line indicates exactly where the blade will cut your paper, photo, scrapbook page or specialty material. Fiskars patented TripleTrack System interlocks the blade and rail for straight, precise cuts every time. This deluxe trimmer includes the widest base on the market and a self-leveling swing-out arm that extends the measuring deck to over 15 inch to manage all your extra-large crafting material. A permanent scale and grid cutting mat helps ensure cutting accuracy. An ergonomically designed, high-profile blade carriage is easy-to-grip to help you make accurate cuts quickly. It even includes a lightweight design, so its easy to carry this trimmer along to your next big crafting event.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Save yourself time and buy this!\\n\\nReview: This paper trimmer is just what I needed to help save time cutting coupons. I just started couponing and though I don't do it all the time, when I do, I like to use quite a few. I can cut through several layers at a time. It is intended for craft paper, but since the newspaper inserts are so much thinner, it really works great for layering them together! The little slide cutter is super easy to use and the blade is very small which is great for safety. I HIGHLY prefer this (sliding) cutter over the type that has the huge blade cutting up and down (if that makes sense) just for safety reasons. The lines are helpful to line things up and it even shows measurements for things like business cards, postcards, etc. The clear area with the wire easily accommodates the papers and holds them in place for cutting. This cutter works so well that I actually just pile everything up and watch my DVR while I use it. It's light weight and super easy and quick. No complaints. I can't believe I used to use scissors!\",\n \"Product: The Shopkeeper Coupon Book will maximize your savings with the least amount of work. Stay organized at home and while you shop. Sort coupons by category on one side using the 8 clear snap envelopes and pre-printed (or customizable) labels. Manage coupons by your 4 favorite stores on the other side, perfect for dropping in a purse or bag for shopping trips. A large pocket zips up your supplies and there's even a built-in shopping list pad. The panels snap down into book form so you can turn the pages as you shop so convenient! Features a charcoal gray fabric cover with secure elastic band closure.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: but I really like to stay organized in everything I do\\n\\nReview: I am new to couponing, but I really like to stay organized in everything I do. I liked this because it was grey and very clean looking. All of the pockets and compartments inside were perfect to do the job I needed. After using it for a couple months, I highly recommend this binder to anyone who coupons. Although most people say not to clip them until you use them, I actually do clip all of my coupons. Then I sort them into each compartment so I can easily get what I need quickly without having to spend extra time later on. Whatever I don't use, I give to friends and family. This binder makes it easy to organize everything. There are also full size areas in the back side that can hold full inserts without any problems. On my second couponing trip, my husband and I saved $300! We have this binder to thank for helping us keep it all organized.\",\n \"Product: The Petmate Compass Kennel strives for a comfortable and safe experience for pets and peace of mind for pet parents. With the expandable entrance, pet parents can easily assist their pets entering and exiting the plastic kennel. The double-hinged door's turn-dial latches allow easy access for opening on either side, or for complete door removal. The top's slide-on design allows for easy assembly, snapping together in three simple steps, no tools required. Optional hardware is included for additional security. Ventilation openings allow for better visibility and fresh air on all sides, keeping pets comfortable during travel. The Petmate Kennel meets most airline cargo specifications, but pet parents should always check with their airline's specific requirements. The kennel is available in 10 pound and 10-20 pound sizes and four fashionable colors, including Denim/Black, Hot Pink/Black, Island Blue/Black, and Red Plum/Black. Made in the USA.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I am so glad we bought these\\n\\nReview: I purchased 3 of these cat kennels for a cross-country move. Having 3 cats in the car for a 2,600 mile drive was not the easiest task to plan for. I am so glad we bought these. We did already have cat carriers, but those were a bit older and smelled like the vet. These were brand new so they were a bit less stressful. Also, these are MUCH taller than the ones we had before. The extra headroom made it where the cats could easily stand up and move around or sit if they wanted to and for a four day long road trip, that's really important. They look really nice in person. The blue color on top is a bit brighter in person. I also love the improved door design that opens from both the left and the right so it makes it easier to maneuver if you are in a smaller place. Our cats did amazing on our road trip and I definitely think these cages were a big part of their comfort.\",\n \"Product: Ideal Hot Potato Musical Potato-Passing Game is a wild, frantic, laugh out loud, electronic tater-tossing good time! Designed for 2-6 players, this musical game can be played by the whole family. Just squeeze the Hot Potato to start the music and let the fun begin. Pass the spud to the player next to you or even across the room. Toss the tater back and forth, up high, down low, around and around, but don't get caught holding the spud when the music stops! If you do, you have to take a potato chip card. Get 3 chip cards and you're out. The last player remaining without 3 chip cards is the winner! Includes an electronic plush potato stuffed with foam, 13 potato chip cards, 3 AG13/LR44 batteries and instructions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great fun for 3 and 5 year olds!\\n\\nReview: I ordered this game as a way to laugh and spend time doing something hands-on with my boys who are 3 and 5. It's been a HUGE family hit and lots of fun! It's so simple, just turn it on, push the button, and play! There are some chip cards included to make it harder (you get fried 3 times and you are out), but we have usually played without them. I like to make up our own challenges like passing with one hand on our head, passing with our eyes closed, naming an animal before you pass, counting up from 1, (next person 2, then 3, and so on) to see how high we can get to before someone get's fried, etc. We recently brought it to my son's kindergarten class and the kids had a great time! While there is a hard speaker/battery pack inside, it's soft on the outside so for the most part it's harmless. I love how portable and easy it is. Next time we go on a road trip, it will come with us for some fun at the hotel. I highly recommend for your kids of almost any ages!\",\n \"Product: 35-40 teaspoons per bag 1 tsp dry beads will yield about 1 quart when fully hydrated This marble size of a product creates glimmering floral or candle arrangements in clear vases and bowls. Ideal for candle, silk and fresh flower arrangements. Use for weddings, birthdays, parties, graduations, etc. Easy to use - just add water. Layer your favorite colors for stunning effects * Less expensive and more attractive than marbles, stones or Orbeez * * Available in clear and a rainbow of colors * Non-toxic, environmentally safe,,,,about 35 quarts per bag\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just like Orbeez but with MANY more colors!\\n\\nReview: My son loves Orbeez and we recently moved cross-country. We weren't able to pack up the house until after the move so he had to leave his Orbeez behind. I'm so glad I thought ahead and ordered these Jelly Beadz prior to the move. I brought them with me and waited for a special day to surprise him. You would not believe the amount of Jelly Beadz that you can make with this size! So far we've made 5 large mixing bowls full of them and have more than half left. I bought a big plastic bin with a lid to store them in. Unlike when we made the first Orbeez and separated everything out by color, we made the Jelly Beadz all at once. The colors turned out just fine. There are quite a few extra colors in the Jelly Beadz compared to the regular Orbeez. We had fun sorting through the Jelly Beadz with a muffin pan and creating a rainbow. I honestly haven't noticed any difference at all in size or quality between Jelly Beadz and Orbeez. We have used both and he loves both the same. I think having more color options is a lot of fun. It's nice to know you can make them all together and the colors won't bleed or fade. If your kids love Orbeez as much as ours, you'll want to grab a pack of these Jelly Beadz to store for an emergency. You can't beat the value with such a large amount and they don't take up much space at all until you grow them. Love these!\",\n \"Product: \\\"With 10 different colors of modeling compound to play with, this is a case of creative possibilities! Its a rainbow assortment of compound colors that lets you create just about anything you can imagine. Press, smoosh, squish, roll, squeeze and shape with Play-Doh modeling compound, the only limit is your imagination! Play-Doh and all related characters are trademarks of Hasbro.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lots of fun colors to play with!\\n\\nReview: This is a great box of little play doh tubs in a large variety of fun and unique colors. They are slightly smaller than the standard size, but the greater variety in colors is well worth it. I initially purchased this as part of my toddler's Christmas gifts. But by the time they arrived, we have already wrapped so many presents that I decided I will be saving these aside for him for a rainy day. He loves play doh and spends lots of time (in moderation, of course) watching all kinds of play doh review videos on YouTube. Once the newness of all of his Christmas gifts wears off, it will be so fun to surprise him! I might let a couple slip out early and perhaps his Elf on the Shelf can have some fun with them :D\",\n \"Product: Time to let the animals out. The Inflatable Horse Ride-On Toy is not just any kind of toy, it's a real-life inflatable ride-on buddy that your kids will absolutely love! It's easy to use -- just inflate, grab onto the long, easy-to-grasp ears, and off you go! The Inflatable Cow Ride-On Toy is also great for helping your child develop balancing skills.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: So FUN for toddlers and babies, but zipper broke after one day :(\\n\\nReview: This was a Christmas gift for my son who is 2.5. Let me just say that this so SOOOOO cute! I've seen a few of these in the store before and they were a soft rubber material so that's what I was expecting. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it actually has a soft micro-fiber-like cover over it. I believe it may be washable but haven't checked yet. It looks like it totally comes off. It took no time to inflate with the included pump. It is the perfect size! Both our toddler and baby (10 months old) LOVED this soooo much. I cannot recommend it enough! It's such a great little bouncy chair and sometimes it's nice to have a toy that is simple and doesn't make 1,000 different noises. This is something that brings a ton of fun and allows them to just play and use their imaginations without being overstimulated. We are tech friendly parents, but we really prefer a mix of both. My toddler named him \\\"Moo Cow.\\\" He has a little play tent and Moo Cow likes to sleep in the \\\"barn.\\\" It's the perfect addition to our family and brought over an hour of smiles and laughs on Christmas among many other toys.\\n\\nEDIT/UPDATE: 12/26. After just one day of use, the tiny little zipper came off of the cow! I'm disappointed because I really love this cow, but that's not good. My baby could have choked on it. I will have to take a star off of my review. I also wonder if continued use will eventually cause the entire cow cover to open up and make the cow unusable? I will update as needed. I do love this, but I need for a toy like this to be safe and last for awhile as well.\\n\\nNote: I posted my original review on Christmas and I just reposted it so I could add the photo. Now 1/12, both boys still love it! I just wish the zipper didn't break. I wasn't able to contact the company to ask about replacing the cow cover.\",\n \"Product: brand new!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great book, super impressed with size and quality!\\n\\nReview: This is such a great book! We have a few Dr. Seuss books and I was expecting this one to be the same size (medium) with short lines on each page. When it arrived, I was VERY impressed! It's actually a much larger book with paragraphs on each page. A longer story book that is perfect for bedtime story time as my little ones get older. My oldest son is 2 and The Lorax was the very first full-length movie he ever sat through. He loves the movie so much and it's special for us. I am delighted to give him this book for Christmas and share many special bedtimes together. Stories are one of our favorite ways to spend time. To accompany this book, I also found him a super adorable knit Lorax hat on Zulilly and a Lorax stuffed animal to sleep with. I can not wait until he opens his presents! :) It's so hard to wait until Christmas! If you are a Lorax and/or Dr. Seuss fan, buy this book! It's very well written and illustrated and the size makes it even nicer. I'm sure eventually my little guy will be able to read it himself and that will be really fun!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":17,"string":"17"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":166,"string":"166"}}},{"rowIdx":167,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AMLC9NEMRZXV1"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\". The summary of the review text is \"It would be a great follow up to a book I reviewed earlier\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"United States History Early American Settlers is one of many science and social studies content based books that can be purchased through baby professor. It would be a great follow up to a book I reviewed earlier, 2nd Grade US History: Native Americans to Early Settlers: Second Grade Books (Children's American History Books), as this book picks up where the last book left off.\n\nThis book goes into more details about how native american tribes were the same, and also explores some of their differences. It has information to help the reader better understand the Apache, Cherokee, Blackfoot, ad Cheyenne tribes. While the author does not go into great detail about each tribe there is enough pertinent information in this book for readers who are just beginning to explore the make up, culture, and customs of different Native American tribes. This is yet another book from speedy publishing that I feel would have been made better by the addition of maps to help the reader really grasp the different geographical locations of specific native american tribes.\n\nI was provided this book at a discount in exchange for an honest review."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"United States History Early American Settlers is one of many science and social studies content based books that can be purchased through baby professor. It would be a great follow up to a book I reviewed earlier, 2nd Grade US History: Native Americans to Early Settlers: Second Grade Books (Children's American History Books), as this book picks up where the last book left off.\n\nThis book goes into more details about how native american tribes were the same, and also explores some of their differences. It has information to help the reader better understand the Apache, Cherokee, Blackfoot, ad Cheyenne tribes. While the author does not go into great detail about each tribe there is enough pertinent information in this book for readers who are just beginning to explore the make up, culture, and customs of different Native American tribes. This is yet another book from speedy publishing that I feel would have been made better by the addition of maps to help the reader really grasp the different geographical locations of specific native american tribes.\n\nI was provided this book at a discount in exchange for an honest review."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: This handsome oxford is specially designed for your safety. It features a durable upper, roomy round toe, lace-up design, padded tongue and collar, mesh lining, padded comfort insole, and a non-marking, oil- and slip-resistant rubber outsole. Manmade materials.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My son says that they fit great and are very comfortable\n\nReview: I purchased these for my 15 year old son to wear to his first job. It was a requirement that his shoes be slip resistant.\n\nLet me say that in my search I didn't find a pair of slip resistant shoes that were what I would call fashionable. After looking through several options in our price point my son heaved a big sigh and said he would accept these.\n\nWhen they arrived they looked exactly as pictured. My son says that they fit great and are very comfortable, which is important when you're spending hours standing on your feet. He's been wearing them for two weeks now and they still look brand new, so I hope they will remain durable. I am pleased with the quality of the shoes so far.\n\nI gave these shoes 4 stars because I can't say that my son LOVES them, but they serve their purpose well.","Product: Symmetry Series is the culmination of over a year of design, testing and innovation. This sleek, cleanly constructed protective smartphone case is simple to install in its one-piece form. But dont let its elegant simplicity fool you - the dual-material construction makes Symmetry Series one of the slimmest, most protective cases in its class. The raised beveled edge helps keep the touch screen safe, while the internal material and honeycomb coring help protect the device from drops and shock. A full spectrum of wraparound colors and graphics on the sleek polycarbonate exterior add seamless style to complete your entire look. The slender, simple Symmetry Series has the style you want with the protection you need.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is a wonderful and simplistic case for the Iphone 6 Plus\n\nReview: This is a wonderful and simplistic case for the Iphone 6 Plus. While it does not come with some of the bells and whistles that other Otterbox covers have, such as a screen protector, it's slim case and appealing coloring really make up for what it's lacking. I actually prefer my cases to be less bulky and this case really delivers. It is just thick enough for me to feel that my phone is amply being protected, but thin enough to make it so my phone is easy to slip into a wallet or pocket.\n\nI haven't had a huge drop with my phone yet so I can't speak to how well this particular case protects iphones from damages. The corners, which to me seem like the most vulnerable part of the phone, are well padded and protected so I can imagine it will work well when the time comes.\n\nI have received so many compliments on this case. It's the perfect color teal and the flowers are simple yet really beautiful.","Product: Features: zerolemon in house engineered the protector Series case for the iPhone 6 Plus 5.5 inch to accurately redefine protection for your cell phone. This item is not Compatible with the tricell battery by ZeroLemon. protector means total cell phone defense. services you've come to expect from a ZeroLemon product: <br > <br > * the best build quality for all ZeroLemon products. <br > * 30 day money back guarantee. Don't like it? send it back for a full No questions asked refund. <br > * 180 day manufacturer warranty protecting against any defects. <br > * ZeroLemon 100% Zero defect promise. <br > * please Note this does not include the ZeroLemon tri-cell extended battery nor is it Compatible. This is for the case only.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Right out of the bag this case looked great. It is made out of a strong material ...\n\nReview: When I received the Iphone 6s Plus Rugged case from ZeroLemon I couldn't wait to let my phone try on her newest outfit. Right out of the bag this case looked great. It is made out of a strong material which would be very hard to bend or break. The colors are vibrant, even more so than you can tell by looking at the pictures on Amazon. It is a very gorgeous case. I opted not to use the screen protector because they drive me crazy anyway, so I can't speak to how well that feature works.\n\nThe case was very easy to snap on and covered my phone perfectly. I haven't had an opportunity to drop it yet and I won't be doing that willingly, but this case looks and feels like it will be sturdy enough to protect my phone during a common every day drop.\n\nThe belt clip looked quite large and sturdy. I'm not the belt clip type but if you are into that type of thing it seems like this one would fit on snugly and remain tight throughout the day.\n\nI received this item at a discounted rate in exchange for an honest review.","Product: At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: As a second grade teacher I spend a good deal of time each year discussing Native American tribes ...\n\nReview: I was very excited to get to read ad review U.S. History Native Americas to Early Settlers. As a second grade teacher I spend a good deal of time each year discussing Native American tribes from the state of Georgia with my students. While I primarily focus on the Cherokee and Creek tribes this book would be a good way to begin introducing other native tribes and hopefully spark an interest in my students to explore this topic at more length in their spare time.\n\nI really liked that this book did not sugarcoat the impact that settlers, in particular Colombus, had on the displacement of Native American tribes. I felt that the words being used were very appropriate for second graders, yet the book still had information that was new and novel to me. While this is a nice introduction and overview of Native Americans, it does not list any particular tribes and just has general information that applies to several tribes.\n\nI thought this book was visually interesting. My students would enjoy the richly detailed photographs and the plain text.\n\nThis product was offered to me at a discount in exchange for my honest, unbiased review.","Product: At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: ... Speedy Publishing and sold by Baby Professor is a fun and engaging book that offers children a look into ...\n\nReview: Let's Explore the Construction Site published by Speedy Publishing and sold by Baby Professor is a fun and engaging book that offers children a look into the fast paced world of construction.\n\nLike other Baby Professor books I have reviewed this one follow the eighteen page e book formula to a tee. Compared to a typical book the vocabulary and words used in this book are a bit more challenging that others I have read. The author had a particular love of the word infrastructure and made sure it was included a handful of times in this book. While I think a great deal of the information in this book would appeal to a budding young engineer, architect, or building engineer, much of the text is difficult to read for children below the age of 10.\n\nThe photographs in this book are fun and interesting. I think young readers will be drawn to the images of the backhoes and cranes. The photos lend a lot of visual interest to the book and are sure to keep a young audience captivated.\n\nI was offered this book at a discount in exchange for an honest review.","Product: At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Like other books by the same publisher this book has ...\n\nReview: Let's Explore China by speedy publishing and sold by Baby Professor is an ebook that takes you on a virtual tour through the country of China. Like other books by the same publisher this book has a quick blurb about a location and then one or two photographs to accompany the story.\n\nThis book took a look at several places in China I had neither seen nor heard of before. It was a good mix of standard Chinese tourist locations along with some that are off the beaten path. One problem with this book, which has nothing to do with how it was written, is that the names of many of the places were difficult to decipher. If you are using this book as a read aloud you may need to brush up on your Chinese pronunciation as some of these were humdingers.\n\nAll in all this is a fairly enjoyable book for someone wanting to learn more about important places in China. It isn't too detailed or in depth but it gives the reader a good sense of what one may see upon visiting China.\n\nI was offered this book at a discounted rate in exchange for an honest review.","Product: Baby Professor showcases a collection of subjects that would be educational for kids to help them learn how to do something themselves or shows how something is done or how it came about. Children love to learn through attractive visuals and Baby Prof. is the perfect starting point to get your child the head start he or she needs for the future. Our Motto - \"Learning is Fun, so let's Make it Fun to Learn\".\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: ... Year for kids could not have arrived at a better time since 1) Chinese New Year is in a ...\n\nReview: Chinese New Year for kids could not have arrived at a better time since 1) Chinese New Year is in a mere 2-3 days from now and 2) I wanted to introduce Asia for Social Studies this week. Great timing.\n\nOne thing I like about the speedy publishing books sold by Baby Professor is that they are e books. I can log in to my Amazon account at work and have access to this book which I can then share with my students via smartboard. This type of technology allows my students to be able to read along with me as I share the book to the class, as well as giving students a clearer look at the photographs in the book.\n\nI thought this book was lovely and did a fairly good job describing what Chinese New Year is like as well as some of the customs and traditions. I wish it had went more into depth on some of the traditions but I feel as if this is a good stepping stone for beginning readers to learn about China's culture and traditions.\n\nI received this product at a discounted price in exchange for your honest and unbiased review."],"string":"[\n \"Product: This handsome oxford is specially designed for your safety. It features a durable upper, roomy round toe, lace-up design, padded tongue and collar, mesh lining, padded comfort insole, and a non-marking, oil- and slip-resistant rubber outsole. Manmade materials.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My son says that they fit great and are very comfortable\\n\\nReview: I purchased these for my 15 year old son to wear to his first job. It was a requirement that his shoes be slip resistant.\\n\\nLet me say that in my search I didn't find a pair of slip resistant shoes that were what I would call fashionable. After looking through several options in our price point my son heaved a big sigh and said he would accept these.\\n\\nWhen they arrived they looked exactly as pictured. My son says that they fit great and are very comfortable, which is important when you're spending hours standing on your feet. He's been wearing them for two weeks now and they still look brand new, so I hope they will remain durable. I am pleased with the quality of the shoes so far.\\n\\nI gave these shoes 4 stars because I can't say that my son LOVES them, but they serve their purpose well.\",\n \"Product: Symmetry Series is the culmination of over a year of design, testing and innovation. This sleek, cleanly constructed protective smartphone case is simple to install in its one-piece form. But dont let its elegant simplicity fool you - the dual-material construction makes Symmetry Series one of the slimmest, most protective cases in its class. The raised beveled edge helps keep the touch screen safe, while the internal material and honeycomb coring help protect the device from drops and shock. A full spectrum of wraparound colors and graphics on the sleek polycarbonate exterior add seamless style to complete your entire look. The slender, simple Symmetry Series has the style you want with the protection you need.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a wonderful and simplistic case for the Iphone 6 Plus\\n\\nReview: This is a wonderful and simplistic case for the Iphone 6 Plus. While it does not come with some of the bells and whistles that other Otterbox covers have, such as a screen protector, it's slim case and appealing coloring really make up for what it's lacking. I actually prefer my cases to be less bulky and this case really delivers. It is just thick enough for me to feel that my phone is amply being protected, but thin enough to make it so my phone is easy to slip into a wallet or pocket.\\n\\nI haven't had a huge drop with my phone yet so I can't speak to how well this particular case protects iphones from damages. The corners, which to me seem like the most vulnerable part of the phone, are well padded and protected so I can imagine it will work well when the time comes.\\n\\nI have received so many compliments on this case. It's the perfect color teal and the flowers are simple yet really beautiful.\",\n \"Product: Features: zerolemon in house engineered the protector Series case for the iPhone 6 Plus 5.5 inch to accurately redefine protection for your cell phone. This item is not Compatible with the tricell battery by ZeroLemon. protector means total cell phone defense. services you've come to expect from a ZeroLemon product: <br > <br > * the best build quality for all ZeroLemon products. <br > * 30 day money back guarantee. Don't like it? send it back for a full No questions asked refund. <br > * 180 day manufacturer warranty protecting against any defects. <br > * ZeroLemon 100% Zero defect promise. <br > * please Note this does not include the ZeroLemon tri-cell extended battery nor is it Compatible. This is for the case only.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Right out of the bag this case looked great. It is made out of a strong material ...\\n\\nReview: When I received the Iphone 6s Plus Rugged case from ZeroLemon I couldn't wait to let my phone try on her newest outfit. Right out of the bag this case looked great. It is made out of a strong material which would be very hard to bend or break. The colors are vibrant, even more so than you can tell by looking at the pictures on Amazon. It is a very gorgeous case. I opted not to use the screen protector because they drive me crazy anyway, so I can't speak to how well that feature works.\\n\\nThe case was very easy to snap on and covered my phone perfectly. I haven't had an opportunity to drop it yet and I won't be doing that willingly, but this case looks and feels like it will be sturdy enough to protect my phone during a common every day drop.\\n\\nThe belt clip looked quite large and sturdy. I'm not the belt clip type but if you are into that type of thing it seems like this one would fit on snugly and remain tight throughout the day.\\n\\nI received this item at a discounted rate in exchange for an honest review.\",\n \"Product: At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: As a second grade teacher I spend a good deal of time each year discussing Native American tribes ...\\n\\nReview: I was very excited to get to read ad review U.S. History Native Americas to Early Settlers. As a second grade teacher I spend a good deal of time each year discussing Native American tribes from the state of Georgia with my students. While I primarily focus on the Cherokee and Creek tribes this book would be a good way to begin introducing other native tribes and hopefully spark an interest in my students to explore this topic at more length in their spare time.\\n\\nI really liked that this book did not sugarcoat the impact that settlers, in particular Colombus, had on the displacement of Native American tribes. I felt that the words being used were very appropriate for second graders, yet the book still had information that was new and novel to me. While this is a nice introduction and overview of Native Americans, it does not list any particular tribes and just has general information that applies to several tribes.\\n\\nI thought this book was visually interesting. My students would enjoy the richly detailed photographs and the plain text.\\n\\nThis product was offered to me at a discount in exchange for my honest, unbiased review.\",\n \"Product: At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: ... Speedy Publishing and sold by Baby Professor is a fun and engaging book that offers children a look into ...\\n\\nReview: Let's Explore the Construction Site published by Speedy Publishing and sold by Baby Professor is a fun and engaging book that offers children a look into the fast paced world of construction.\\n\\nLike other Baby Professor books I have reviewed this one follow the eighteen page e book formula to a tee. Compared to a typical book the vocabulary and words used in this book are a bit more challenging that others I have read. The author had a particular love of the word infrastructure and made sure it was included a handful of times in this book. While I think a great deal of the information in this book would appeal to a budding young engineer, architect, or building engineer, much of the text is difficult to read for children below the age of 10.\\n\\nThe photographs in this book are fun and interesting. I think young readers will be drawn to the images of the backhoes and cranes. The photos lend a lot of visual interest to the book and are sure to keep a young audience captivated.\\n\\nI was offered this book at a discount in exchange for an honest review.\",\n \"Product: At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-fiction to both entertain and assist readers worldwide in reading a fun and exciting books and also accomplishing their educational and professional goals. We continually update our products, ensuring accuracy of information, making sure they are fun and entertaining. Our products are always available in whatever format our readers need.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Like other books by the same publisher this book has ...\\n\\nReview: Let's Explore China by speedy publishing and sold by Baby Professor is an ebook that takes you on a virtual tour through the country of China. Like other books by the same publisher this book has a quick blurb about a location and then one or two photographs to accompany the story.\\n\\nThis book took a look at several places in China I had neither seen nor heard of before. It was a good mix of standard Chinese tourist locations along with some that are off the beaten path. One problem with this book, which has nothing to do with how it was written, is that the names of many of the places were difficult to decipher. If you are using this book as a read aloud you may need to brush up on your Chinese pronunciation as some of these were humdingers.\\n\\nAll in all this is a fairly enjoyable book for someone wanting to learn more about important places in China. It isn't too detailed or in depth but it gives the reader a good sense of what one may see upon visiting China.\\n\\nI was offered this book at a discounted rate in exchange for an honest review.\",\n \"Product: Baby Professor showcases a collection of subjects that would be educational for kids to help them learn how to do something themselves or shows how something is done or how it came about. Children love to learn through attractive visuals and Baby Prof. is the perfect starting point to get your child the head start he or she needs for the future. Our Motto - \\\"Learning is Fun, so let's Make it Fun to Learn\\\".\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: ... Year for kids could not have arrived at a better time since 1) Chinese New Year is in a ...\\n\\nReview: Chinese New Year for kids could not have arrived at a better time since 1) Chinese New Year is in a mere 2-3 days from now and 2) I wanted to introduce Asia for Social Studies this week. Great timing.\\n\\nOne thing I like about the speedy publishing books sold by Baby Professor is that they are e books. I can log in to my Amazon account at work and have access to this book which I can then share with my students via smartboard. This type of technology allows my students to be able to read along with me as I share the book to the class, as well as giving students a clearer look at the photographs in the book.\\n\\nI thought this book was lovely and did a fairly good job describing what Chinese New Year is like as well as some of the customs and traditions. I wish it had went more into depth on some of the traditions but I feel as if this is a good stepping stone for beginning readers to learn about China's culture and traditions.\\n\\nI received this product at a discounted price in exchange for your honest and unbiased review.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":7,"string":"7"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":167,"string":"167"}}},{"rowIdx":168,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1RNGMC9YD71QA"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"The Constant Princess\". The summary of the review text is \"Constant Princess - my favorite Philippa Gregory\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"At risk of sounding like a cheesy writer of book-cover blurbs, I have to say \"Gregory delivers another gem.\"\n\nThe Constant Princess follows the story of Queen Katherine of Aragon, daughter of Isabella and Ferdinand, wife of first Prince Arthur and then his younger brother, King Henry VIII. Katherine may just be Gregory's strongest heroine yet. Her faith and poise never falter - from the five-year-old raised on the Crusade trail, to the young girl who takes her destiny in her hands, to the Queen who battles both Scotland and Anne Boleyn. She's not blinded by passion like Queen Elizabeth - yet the blossoming love between she and Arthur had me in tears. And despite her steadfast nature, she grows throughout the novel, eventually recognizing her mother's persecution of the Moors for what it was.\n\nI would be remiss if I didn't mention Gregory's descriptions of the Alhambra Palace in Grenada. If I hadn't seen the photos of it to know it is indeed real, I would think it was the most glorious fantasy palace any princess could dream up. I'm not sure if this book could quite edge out The Other Boleyn Girl as my favorite from Gregory, but I think it just might."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"At risk of sounding like a cheesy writer of book-cover blurbs, I have to say \"Gregory delivers another gem.\"\n\nThe Constant Princess follows the story of Queen Katherine of Aragon, daughter of Isabella and Ferdinand, wife of first Prince Arthur and then his younger brother, King Henry VIII. Katherine may just be Gregory's strongest heroine yet. Her faith and poise never falter - from the five-year-old raised on the Crusade trail, to the young girl who takes her destiny in her hands, to the Queen who battles both Scotland and Anne Boleyn. She's not blinded by passion like Queen Elizabeth - yet the blossoming love between she and Arthur had me in tears. And despite her steadfast nature, she grows throughout the novel, eventually recognizing her mother's persecution of the Moors for what it was.\n\nI would be remiss if I didn't mention Gregory's descriptions of the Alhambra Palace in Grenada. If I hadn't seen the photos of it to know it is indeed real, I would think it was the most glorious fantasy palace any princess could dream up. I'm not sure if this book could quite edge out The Other Boleyn Girl as my favorite from Gregory, but I think it just might."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Alchemist - over my head\n\nReview: The Alchemist is the tale of a shepherd boy who travels to Egypt in search of his Personal Legend. It's entertaining and provides interesting views on life that are worth pondering and discussing, but overall it struck me more as a spirituality/self-help book than a novel. And as with the few books I've read in this genre, like the Celestine Prophecy, I was left feeling I'd missed most of the metaphors and hidden messages within its pages. But I'm not particularly good at reading books that require analysis - I read for escapism and entertainment and I like rushing through the rollercoaster ride that most novels provide. So I'm probably not the most qualified person to review The Alchemist - but it is critically acclaimed and has apparently resonated with many readers around the world.","Product: Naomi Novik's stunning series of novels follow the adventures of Cpt Laurence and his dragon Temeraire as they travel from the shores of Britain to China and Africa. Before Captain Will Laurence can prepare his crew for the slow voyage home from China, new orders arrive for him and his dragon, Temeraire: they must fly home immediately, stopping only in Istanbul to collect three priceless dragon eggs, purchased by the British government from the Ottoman Empire. But the cross-continental journey is fraught with danger; not only will they have to scale mountains and traverse vast hostile deserts, but a Machiavellian herald precedes them, spreading political menace in her wake. Holding Temeraire responsible for the death of her princely companion, Lien has absconded from China consumed by vengeance. If she can, she will destroy everything and everyone Temeraire loves.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Black Powder War - series is back on track\n\nReview: In this book, the dragon Temeraire and his captain, Will Laurence, are preparing to return home to Britain from China when they receive orders to retrieve three dragon eggs from the Ottoman Empire. In the interest of time, they risk a dangerous overland journey rather than going by sea. But the mountains, deserts, feral dragons and interference of the Turks are minor troubles compared to the wrath of an oriental dragon hell-bent on ruining their lives, even if she must change the tide of world war to do it.\n\nAnother page-turner. Much better than Throne of Jade if still perhaps not quite as good as His Majesty's Dragon (but that one has the benefit of being first, with no basis for comparison). Regardless, I can't wait to read whatever Novik writes next...","Product: The fifth instalment of the New York Times bestselling series, Temeraire. Laurence waits to be hanged as a traitor to the Crown, and Temeraire is confined to the breeding grounds as Napoleon invades Britain, and takes London. Laurence and Temeraire have betrayed the British. They have foiled their attempts to inflict death upon the French dragons by sharing the cure they found in Africa with their enemy. But following their conscience has a price. Laurence feels he must return to face the consequences, and as soon as they land they are taken into custody. Laurence is condemned to the gallows and Temeraire faces a life of captivity in the breeding grounds. None of their friends or allies can come to their aid, for every hand is needed elsewhere. Britain is completely unprepared for Bonaparte invasion and the advanced tactics of his own celestial dragon -- Temeraire's mortal enemy -- Lien.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Victory of Eagles: 5th Book in Novik's Dragon War Series is Among the Best\n\nReview: Naomi Novik's Temeraire series - a Napoleonic war alternate history in which the Aerial Corps is composed of dragons - started off with a bang, had a few ups and downs, and came roaring back with a vengence in the fifth book of the series, Victory of Eagles.\n\nThe novel picks up where fourth book Empire of Ivory leaves off: our hero, Captain Will Lawrence, has been condemned as a traitor, and his extraordinary dragon Temeraire exiled to a remote breeding grounds. But as Napoleon lands on British shores, the two must find each other again and come to their country's defense, facing not only dangerous battles but deadly politics.\n\nThe first reason to love this book is the action, which never lets up and will keep you turning pages long after bedtime. But Victory of Eagles is so much more - it provides more insight than ever before into Temeraire's mind (and the minds of other dragons), and you can see him struggling to understand why humans act the way they do and realizing just what Lawrence has sacrificed for their relationship. My only critique, as others here have noted, is that the British seem so incompetent and so backward thinking you sometimes wonder why the dragons (and even Lawrence) remain loyal!","Product: Naomi Novik's stunning series of novels follow the adventures of Captain William Laurence and his fighting dragon Temeraire as they travel from the shores of Britain to China and Africa. Laurence and Temeraire made a daring journey across vast and inhospitable continents to bring home a rare Turkish dragon from the treacherous Ottoman Empire. Kazilik dragons are firebreathers, and Britain is in greater need of protection than ever, for while Laurence and Temeraire were away, an epidemic struck British shores and is killing off her greatest defence -- her dragon air force is slowly dying. The dreadful truth must be kept from Napoleon at all costs. Allied with the white Chinese dragon, Lien, he would not hestitate to take advantage of Britain's weakness and launch a devasting invasion. Hope lies with the only remaining healthy dragon -- Temeraire cannot stay at home, but must once again venture into the unknown to help his friends and seek out a cure in darkest Africa.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Empire of Ivory - second best in series so far\n\nReview: The fourth book in Naomi Novik's Temeraire series continues the saga of the dragon Temeraire and his captain, Will Laurence, who return home from China to find the British dragon-based aerial corps decimated by a deadly disease. To save their friends from sickness and their country from Napoleon's increasingly aggressive advances, the pair heads to Africa in search of a cure. But their mission is hampered by the deep scars of slavery, the customs of a new dragon culture, and other misadventures.\n\nAlthough the first book in this series is still my favorite, Empire of Ivory is a good read. The voyage to Africa and the adventures in the interior drag a bit, but the finale will keep you turning those pages until the wee hours of the morning.","Product: Her court knew her as capricious, veering from flirtatiousness to tyranny. History sees her as a powerful ruler. This novel recreates the memoir Elizabeth herself might have written, revealing the true responses, fears and passions that as queen she was never able to display.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I, Elizabeth - more history, less suspense than Gregory\n\nReview: Fans of Philippa Gregory's novels about Elizabeth will like - but not love - Rosalind Miles' version.\n\nI, Elizabeth is worth reading. Miles has a gift for convincing language that never strays out of its period, and she packs the book full of historical events that fans of the Elizabethan era will no doubt relish. I enjoyed some of her assumptions and conclusions about the rationale for Elizabeth's actions, although I'd have to say that the very best of these wasn't revealed until the epilogue and was almost an afterthought, while it could have been the thesis for the story. Perhaps it WAS the thesis and I just didn't catch the hints along the way - regardless, it was terribly clever.\n\nThere were times when this book was difficult to put down, but the pace ebbed and flowed, unlike Gregory's books, which drive forward with relentless page-turning fury. Still, you can't put your life on hold to read all the time, and this is an excellent and enjoyable choice for picking away at in stolen moments here and there."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Alchemist - over my head\\n\\nReview: The Alchemist is the tale of a shepherd boy who travels to Egypt in search of his Personal Legend. It's entertaining and provides interesting views on life that are worth pondering and discussing, but overall it struck me more as a spirituality/self-help book than a novel. And as with the few books I've read in this genre, like the Celestine Prophecy, I was left feeling I'd missed most of the metaphors and hidden messages within its pages. But I'm not particularly good at reading books that require analysis - I read for escapism and entertainment and I like rushing through the rollercoaster ride that most novels provide. So I'm probably not the most qualified person to review The Alchemist - but it is critically acclaimed and has apparently resonated with many readers around the world.\",\n \"Product: Naomi Novik's stunning series of novels follow the adventures of Cpt Laurence and his dragon Temeraire as they travel from the shores of Britain to China and Africa. Before Captain Will Laurence can prepare his crew for the slow voyage home from China, new orders arrive for him and his dragon, Temeraire: they must fly home immediately, stopping only in Istanbul to collect three priceless dragon eggs, purchased by the British government from the Ottoman Empire. But the cross-continental journey is fraught with danger; not only will they have to scale mountains and traverse vast hostile deserts, but a Machiavellian herald precedes them, spreading political menace in her wake. Holding Temeraire responsible for the death of her princely companion, Lien has absconded from China consumed by vengeance. If she can, she will destroy everything and everyone Temeraire loves.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Black Powder War - series is back on track\\n\\nReview: In this book, the dragon Temeraire and his captain, Will Laurence, are preparing to return home to Britain from China when they receive orders to retrieve three dragon eggs from the Ottoman Empire. In the interest of time, they risk a dangerous overland journey rather than going by sea. But the mountains, deserts, feral dragons and interference of the Turks are minor troubles compared to the wrath of an oriental dragon hell-bent on ruining their lives, even if she must change the tide of world war to do it.\\n\\nAnother page-turner. Much better than Throne of Jade if still perhaps not quite as good as His Majesty's Dragon (but that one has the benefit of being first, with no basis for comparison). Regardless, I can't wait to read whatever Novik writes next...\",\n \"Product: The fifth instalment of the New York Times bestselling series, Temeraire. Laurence waits to be hanged as a traitor to the Crown, and Temeraire is confined to the breeding grounds as Napoleon invades Britain, and takes London. Laurence and Temeraire have betrayed the British. They have foiled their attempts to inflict death upon the French dragons by sharing the cure they found in Africa with their enemy. But following their conscience has a price. Laurence feels he must return to face the consequences, and as soon as they land they are taken into custody. Laurence is condemned to the gallows and Temeraire faces a life of captivity in the breeding grounds. None of their friends or allies can come to their aid, for every hand is needed elsewhere. Britain is completely unprepared for Bonaparte invasion and the advanced tactics of his own celestial dragon -- Temeraire's mortal enemy -- Lien.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Victory of Eagles: 5th Book in Novik's Dragon War Series is Among the Best\\n\\nReview: Naomi Novik's Temeraire series - a Napoleonic war alternate history in which the Aerial Corps is composed of dragons - started off with a bang, had a few ups and downs, and came roaring back with a vengence in the fifth book of the series, Victory of Eagles.\\n\\nThe novel picks up where fourth book Empire of Ivory leaves off: our hero, Captain Will Lawrence, has been condemned as a traitor, and his extraordinary dragon Temeraire exiled to a remote breeding grounds. But as Napoleon lands on British shores, the two must find each other again and come to their country's defense, facing not only dangerous battles but deadly politics.\\n\\nThe first reason to love this book is the action, which never lets up and will keep you turning pages long after bedtime. But Victory of Eagles is so much more - it provides more insight than ever before into Temeraire's mind (and the minds of other dragons), and you can see him struggling to understand why humans act the way they do and realizing just what Lawrence has sacrificed for their relationship. My only critique, as others here have noted, is that the British seem so incompetent and so backward thinking you sometimes wonder why the dragons (and even Lawrence) remain loyal!\",\n \"Product: Naomi Novik's stunning series of novels follow the adventures of Captain William Laurence and his fighting dragon Temeraire as they travel from the shores of Britain to China and Africa. Laurence and Temeraire made a daring journey across vast and inhospitable continents to bring home a rare Turkish dragon from the treacherous Ottoman Empire. Kazilik dragons are firebreathers, and Britain is in greater need of protection than ever, for while Laurence and Temeraire were away, an epidemic struck British shores and is killing off her greatest defence -- her dragon air force is slowly dying. The dreadful truth must be kept from Napoleon at all costs. Allied with the white Chinese dragon, Lien, he would not hestitate to take advantage of Britain's weakness and launch a devasting invasion. Hope lies with the only remaining healthy dragon -- Temeraire cannot stay at home, but must once again venture into the unknown to help his friends and seek out a cure in darkest Africa.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Empire of Ivory - second best in series so far\\n\\nReview: The fourth book in Naomi Novik's Temeraire series continues the saga of the dragon Temeraire and his captain, Will Laurence, who return home from China to find the British dragon-based aerial corps decimated by a deadly disease. To save their friends from sickness and their country from Napoleon's increasingly aggressive advances, the pair heads to Africa in search of a cure. But their mission is hampered by the deep scars of slavery, the customs of a new dragon culture, and other misadventures.\\n\\nAlthough the first book in this series is still my favorite, Empire of Ivory is a good read. The voyage to Africa and the adventures in the interior drag a bit, but the finale will keep you turning those pages until the wee hours of the morning.\",\n \"Product: Her court knew her as capricious, veering from flirtatiousness to tyranny. History sees her as a powerful ruler. This novel recreates the memoir Elizabeth herself might have written, revealing the true responses, fears and passions that as queen she was never able to display.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I, Elizabeth - more history, less suspense than Gregory\\n\\nReview: Fans of Philippa Gregory's novels about Elizabeth will like - but not love - Rosalind Miles' version.\\n\\nI, Elizabeth is worth reading. Miles has a gift for convincing language that never strays out of its period, and she packs the book full of historical events that fans of the Elizabethan era will no doubt relish. I enjoyed some of her assumptions and conclusions about the rationale for Elizabeth's actions, although I'd have to say that the very best of these wasn't revealed until the epilogue and was almost an afterthought, while it could have been the thesis for the story. Perhaps it WAS the thesis and I just didn't catch the hints along the way - regardless, it was terribly clever.\\n\\nThere were times when this book was difficult to put down, but the pace ebbed and flowed, unlike Gregory's books, which drive forward with relentless page-turning fury. Still, you can't put your life on hold to read all the time, and this is an excellent and enjoyable choice for picking away at in stolen moments here and there.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":5,"string":"5"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":168,"string":"168"}}},{"rowIdx":169,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AI00S9IUGAA0Z"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Book about stirling engines and their history. This compact little book provides a good general overview of Stirling Engine design and operation. It provides many illustrations which both explain the operation and provide examples of practical Stirling Engines. Dr. Senft also included a very brief description of the thermodynamic principles of these engines which includes an explaination of Carnot Efficiency. This book is in great condition, with minimal shelf wear. It almost looks just like new. Great book, extremely informative. I used it when building my own miniature stirling engine.\". The summary of the review text is \"Outstanding introduction to learning and building a Stirling engine\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is an outstanding succinct introduction to Stirling Engines. These engines are very intriguing but to get started quickly you should have the right books.\n\nThis has a moderately detailed yet approachable introduction to how these work and the basic design criteria. It's not a design book. It's not a detailed theory book. It's an approachable yet not too simplistic introduction.\n\nFollowing that are very detailed plans for a relatively simple to build 3 engines. Note by relatively simple I mean drill press with perhaps a milling vise near minimum. Note you can source some of the more critical parts off the internet.\n\nThis book also has some great tips/tools such as for lapping the pistons - the first detailed yet approachable treatise I've seen in any book on this important area.\n\nAlong with this book I would also recommend <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/An-Introduction-to-Low-Temperature-Differential-Stirling-Engines/dp/0965245519/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">An Introduction to Low Temperature Differential Stirling Engines</a> for your first forays into this other fascinating area of Stirling engines.\n\nSee my Introduction to and Making Basic Stirling Engines list."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is an outstanding succinct introduction to Stirling Engines. These engines are very intriguing but to get started quickly you should have the right books.\n\nThis has a moderately detailed yet approachable introduction to how these work and the basic design criteria. It's not a design book. It's not a detailed theory book. It's an approachable yet not too simplistic introduction.\n\nFollowing that are very detailed plans for a relatively simple to build 3 engines. Note by relatively simple I mean drill press with perhaps a milling vise near minimum. Note you can source some of the more critical parts off the internet.\n\nThis book also has some great tips/tools such as for lapping the pistons - the first detailed yet approachable treatise I've seen in any book on this important area.\n\nAlong with this book I would also recommend <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/An-Introduction-to-Low-Temperature-Differential-Stirling-Engines/dp/0965245519/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">An Introduction to Low Temperature Differential Stirling Engines</a> for your first forays into this other fascinating area of Stirling engines.\n\nSee my Introduction to and Making Basic Stirling Engines list."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Listing is for single roll.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Long lasting waterproof non hardening mastic tape does the job. Don't use electrical tape.\n\nReview: Salvage your COAX and seal your connectors. Weatherproof and far more durable than electrical tape. This mastic tape will do the job and last.\n\nI ordered this new roll most recently to effect repairs on the cable TV coax. The installers long ago hadn't run conduit from the ground stub to the box. Not a huge deal - until my son discovered somebody was chewing on it. Just above the conduit stub level up 3-4 inches. As a bad place to splice - and with most of the shield still intact - it was COAX Seal to the rescue. I added the missing stub while effecting that fix.\n\nAs an Amateur Radio Operator (eg HAM) I use this on all exterior coax connections.\n\nAs a homeowner you should consider over-wrapping your cable and sattelite TV connections. The fitting are waterproof - for about 4-5 years - according to a senior tech. COAX, particularly operating in these frequencies, is very susceptible to water inclusions.\n\nI suggest buying this short roll. You'll use more than the small strips some sell and this prouct will keep.","Product: Lamplight has been creating indoor lighting solutions, like Ultra-Pure Lamp Oil, for almost five decades. Specially designed for use in oil candles and lamps, its smokeless formula makes it ideal for use indoors.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Outstanding smoke free oil. You may need to adjust your wicks but thats OK\n\nReview: Outstanding non smoking oil - highly recommended for candles and \"things\" where smoking was a problem.\n\nWe have a fire breathing (nostril wicks) dragon on the dinner table (local potters) and some candles.\n\nThe generic \"odor free\" lamp oil worked reasonably well - some smoking.\n\nWhen we ran out the \"lamp oil\" (generic) smoked horribly\n\nThis is very much smoke free and we love it.\n\nDo note that the flames we got were about half sized - due to the very much reduced flash-point of the selectively refined oil.\n\nSo you WILL have to adjust your wicks (our Dragon nostrils barely stayed lit while warming up for the draw).\n\nBut when we adjusted them up a bit - well - \"just right\" and still no smoking..","Product: Lamplight Ultra-Pure Lamp Oil, 32-Ounce, Clear\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Outstanding smoke free oil. You may need to adjust your wicks but thats OK\n\nReview: Outstanding non smoking oil - highly recommended for candles and \"things\" where smoking was a problem.\n\nWe have a fire breathing (nostril wicks) dragon on the dinner table (local potters) and some candles.\n\nThe generic \"odor free\" lamp oil worked reasonably well - some smoking.\n\nWhen we ran out the \"lamp oil\" (generic) smoked horribly\n\nThis is very much smoke free and we love it.\n\nDo note that the flames we got were about half sized - due to the very much reduced flash-point of the selectively refined oil.\n\nSo you WILL have to adjust your wicks (our Dragon nostrils barely stayed lit while warming up for the draw).\n\nBut when we adjusted them up a bit - well - \"just right\" and still no smoking..","Product: The Zutto collection is Zojirushi's first collection of products that is designed and developed as a series of products. The concept of the Zutto collection was born as a result of the collaboration between Zojirushi and an interior designer in Japan. Unlike other Zojirushi products, the physical body of the Zutto was designed first, then the inner technology. Zutto (Zoot-tow), meaning \"always\" in Japanese, is designed to be enjoyed and used universally, for any occasion, anytime. This new Zutto Drip Coffee Maker is a convenient 5 cup size.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Coffee maker, pours great, doesn't make a mess.\n\nReview: We bought this to replace our 2 of Cuisinart 4 Cup Coffee Maker. We loved the quality of that but dripless carafe always dripped and over-poured and the brew-pause often stuck for overflow messes. See my review on that.\n\nWe gifted ourselves this Zojirushi for Christmas and haven't been happier. Things I like:\n\n1) Separate water tank means re-filling (a) isn't dependent upon cleaning the carafe, and (b) no pouring from the spilly carafe over the steam parts into the tank. Just fill and drop/slide in the water resevoir.\n\n2) Coffee/Filter unit stays in carafe. Unique design and it means that you don't have to untwist the filter setup from the carafe and set the now messy (coffe on the bottom) filter unit down somewhere. It doesn't interfere with pouring or use.\n\n3) Carafe doesn't spill or drip whatsoever. No messes when filling coffee cups!\n\n4) Weight. The combination of low/heft and sticky rubber feet make it stay in place - no chasing it about while pushing the power switch or putting the carafe in place.\n\n5) Makes great coffee!","Product: FUXKFUXKFUXKFUXKFUXK\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great product; accurate; needs better magnet placement for my range hood\n\nReview: Pro: Outstanding product and far more accurate than my Polder\n\nCon: Needs better / more magnet placement.\n\nThere are two strong magnets - one on the top and one on the bottom. That's great for a flat mount - say on a fridge or tall range hood.\n\nMine mostly lives on the very conventional range hood flipped up as shown. But then there's only one magnet in contact and it's at the bottom. So it starts to rotate.\n\nI fixed this by gluing two strong rare earth magnets to the top of the lower half.\n\nMy other minor gripe is the carry case, which I don't use, is a bit too narrow for the current probes. So my concern is that IFF I used the case that the cable would get bent over hard and over time get an intermittent at that spot.\n\nThe first pictures shows it next to my polder so you can see the magnet placement. The second picture shows what it does - which is rotate. I'll add a third picture with the additional magnets I glued on.\n\nSo great product. Accurate. Needs better magnet placement. I also concurr that this is a particularly expensive listing for this product.","Product: The pre-seasoned 14-inch cast-iron pizza pan is ideal for quick, non-stick cooking for evenly cooked pizzas with perfectly-browned crusts. With a depth of 1-3/16 inches, the protective curved edge prevents sliding and spilling. This large, flat pan multi-tasks as a griddle for pancakes, tortillas, roasted vegetables and more, providing amazing value since you don't need so many pans and cooking dishes! The versatile pan can be used in the oven, on a grill or stove up to 450 F/ 230 C, and maintains heat so that even after you've finished cooking, your food stays warm. Each side features easy-to-grip handles to make it safe and convenient to transport. Built to resist damage and last for years to come, cast iron is easy to care for and intended for long term use if properly cared for. Measurements: 16 1/2\" x 14\" x 1 3/16\" Other: How to season and care for your cast-iron pizza pan/griddle: Though the pan comes pre-seasoned for a non-stick surface, we recommend re-seasoning prior to first use for optimal benefits. To re-season your pan, wash with hot, soapy water and towel dry immediately. Cover your oven tray with a sheet of aluminum foil to catch grease and heat oven to 350 degrees. Then coat pan lightly with vegetable oil or melted shortening, and bake upside down for one hour. Once you have seasoned it for the first time, do not wash with soap again or put in dishwasher. Ongoing care: After cooking, wash with a coarse sponge or nylon brush and hot water only. Dry immediately with a towel or on a heated stove. Do not allow to soak in water. Re-season every few months as needed.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Rough sand cast finish needs flapper grinding; otherwise nice flat and wide and low rim.\n\nReview: Like: Nice and flat and with a very low rim\n\nDislike: Surface is very rough - sand cast rough finish. This will chew up whatever the griddle is placed on for the bottom and take quite a while to be non stick on the top.\n\nCosts $10 and a couple hours grinding and a couple hours baking finish.\n\nSummary: You get what you pay for. Buy cheap cast iron and you must reasonably figure on $10-$15+ flapper grinder etc to make-them-right. And the time involved. Or buy something right from the start and just use it.\n\nPersonally I get caught up in \"it's inexpensive and a great buy so I'll take the time to work it over\". And I always regret that to some extent.","Product: The DT770PRO (250 ohms) is a closed dynamic headphone that is ideal for professional use as a monitoring headphone in studios or on the move. Nominal sound pressure level 96 dB\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 250 best balance; easy enough to drive; daily work cube driver\n\nReview: Outstanding - the 250 ohm. It was my daily listener while working in a cube environment. Great sound. Comortable.\n\nI've driven this off most anything - but generally I ran FLAC/high res through a FiiO E7 at work. I later switched for no real reason (hey tech guy) to a Schiit Stack Modi/Magni Uber(s) and Vali. Ran great off of that too.\n\nNow that I WFH full time these get intermixed inbetween my DT-880 600 ohm (great with OTM like crack though Schiit Stack will drive it) and my MS-1000 (google it - well worth your project time). Just depending on my listening desires. On a related front I'm a big fan of the Brainwavz desk edge holders - also on Amazon.\n\nI think the 250 is the best balanced and you should be able to drive it with most everything (vs maybe the 600). The differences in impedance all do sound a bit difference. 32 most bassy to the 250 most balanced.","Product: WD VelociRaptor drives offer an unmatched combination of high performance and high reliability, perfect for workstations, high-end video and photo editing, low-end servers and performance enthusiast's systems. Comes with a 3.5-inch mounting frame for easy installation into today's high-performance systems and chassis. Ultra fast - Designed around a 10,000 RPM spin speed, these SATA 6 Gb/s drives include a 64 MB cache and deliver the ultimate performance for photo and video editing. Rock-solid reliability - With 1.4 million hours MTBF, these drives have the highest available reliability rating on a high capacity SATA drive. High capacity - State-of-the-art technology delivers a balance of high performance and high capacity perfect for data-intensive workloads that require large amounts of storage such as video editing, 3D rendering and scientific modeling. Ultra-cool operation Consumes less idle power and uses similar active power as the previous generation WD VelociRaptor, while offering higher capacity and performance. Advanced Format (AF) Technology adopted by WD and other drive manufacturers as one of multiple ways to continue growing hard drive capacities. AF is a more efficient media format that enables increased areal densities. IcePack mounting frame - The 2.5-inch hard drive is enclosed in a backplane-ready 3.5-inch mounting frame with a built-in heat sink that keeps this powerful little drive extra cool when installed in high-performance desktop chassis. NoTouch ramp load technology - The recording head never touches the disk media ensuring significantly less wear to the recording head and media as well as better drive protection in transit. Pre-emptive Wear Leveling (PWL) - Ensures reliability for applications that perform a high incidence of read/write operations at the same physical location on the disk. Rotary Acceleration Feed Forward (RAFF) - Optimizes operation and performance when the drives are used in vibration-prone, multi-drive chassis. Environmentally Conscious - In addition to being RoHS compliant, this generation of WD VelociRaptor also provides a halogen-free design.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Died and RMA'd within 3 months!\n\nReview: Bought two in March. By June I was seeing high disk utilization and occasional OS freezing. SMART showed OK.\n\nEventually - July - ran WD Data Lifeguard in DOS mode. It passed quick test - but very quickly failed extended test with \"Too Many Errors Found Contact Tech Support Status 0225\".\n\nPROs: Fast\n\nCONS 1: SMART says everything is fine - which it obviously is not - so I have no faith in how they manage/update SMART\nCONS 2: Started failing within 3 months\n\nI don't think I've replaced anywhere near as many Seagate as I have Western Digital. It's as if they're under contract with Walmart and shipping everybody the same crappy drives.\n\nSad to say I don't think it's safe, really, to run even personal devices off hard drives without some kind of redundancy.","Product: The Motorola Micro USB high-performance car charger is a requirement for anyone who is on the road. Through your vehicle power adapter you can talk and charge at the same time so your cell phone will stay charged while you are on the go. The sleek design of the charger will complement your phone as you power up directly from your vehicles adapter. The retention clip secures the cord giving this high performance car charger a clean appearance.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great genuine fast charger; could use longer cord\n\nReview: This is a great fast charger by Motorola. It's increasingly trickier to determine if something sold on Amazon or elsewhere is genuine product or not. \"OEM\" isn't sufficient anymore and most of the non brand name stuff is junk. Be sure to buy \"by Motorola\" (or whatever your brand is - but Motorola will work for most) and these are now half a ten spot on Amazon and lots more in the store.\n\nMy one complaint, and reason for dinging a star, is that the cord is way too short for use in most vehicles. It's fine for a non smart phone sitting in the console or a cup holder - but it's far too short for smart phone use with the phone positioned on or near the dashboard. I've been unable to find a micro-micro usb extension so I may switch to an power adapter with a socket and just use a long regular usb cable.","Product: The Most Powerful Boeing UV-82: Boeing UV-82HP (High Power). Versatile Radio for Amateur and Use.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Top Choice for BaoFeng. Should be your Go To radio\n\nReview: Great value in radios. Should be baseline for anybody.\n\nThis particular model is the tops in the consumer BaoFeng line. Most modern and up to date chipset and features than earlier UV-82 and the various 52s.\n\nI like availability of colors.\n\nLots of channels.\n\nI do wish it was more water proof and had better intermod rejection\n\nNotes:\nI have more pricey Japanese like my Kenwoods - and they're built far better and work far better.\n\nMy suggestion is to have a good primary Japanese - your choice of Kenwood Yaesu etc but to complement with lots of these. You can get a bunch of these to hand out and keep as spares to go along with your \"main rig\".","Product: Latest model. Version 7 with 6 foot detachable power cord and heavy duty power supply. Keypad for local outlet control. Ethernet for reliable remote control. Fully supports NTP, syslog, and mobile devices. Enable AutoPing to automatically reboot modems or APs. Internal clock for programmed scheduling. API online for remote control via your own custom script or application. Fully programmable using simple BASIC scripts. Eight individual circuits provide up to 15A of total power. Two un-switched outlets. 10/100 auto-sensing plug-and-play Ethernet connection with static IP allows reliable connection anywhere on your LAN WAN or over the Internet via port forwarding. Multiple power-up recovery modes for safety and flexibility: timed sequential on all-off last state, custom timed sequence, etc. Low power - less than 4 watts. New design heavy duty power supply and detachable power cord included. Eligible for 5 year warranty when purchased from DLI Direct via Amazon and registered.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Control Your Kids Internet! Also good for weekly reboots and more!\n\nReview: I bought this to control my kids internet. Now I DO have a highly wired house - so my \"problem child\" goes through a switch in the wiring closet that goes to an outlet in this web power switch. (1) it goes off on a particular schedule, (2) I can further just \"off it\" if there's a problem.\n\nWhy? We'll my ADHD son can on occasion be at PITA (!) - and this takes away 95% of the \"personal involvement\". Apriori I would turn it off at 10pm (or whatever) and he'd come complain soon thereafter. With this - he knows \"it will just happen\". The same? In some ways - but it takes the nightly angst away. And if I need to I can just turn it off for a half hour (or more) via app (phone app- get it) or web as needed.\n\nSo his outlet (and now my youngest - who's not much of a problem) have their own switch and outlet - and curfew on internet.\n\nNote it's a PITA to change the program - but if my son needs to study late he can tell me - and I'll just \"turn it on\" after it goes off.\n\nI also have different Sun-Thurs schedules than Fri-Sat.\n\nOther advantages\n1) Kids curfew as noted\n2) It can be configured to ping an ip address (such as google dns) and upon X failures to power cycle certain outlets - like your cable modem and router (!)\n3) Weekly power cycle all (say Monday morning 3am or whatever) seems to help\n\nI'd been looking for something like this before I had a problematic child - to reboot Cable Modems and Routers (as they seem to need - urgh!) but also like the additional utility of controlling my kids internet.\n\nCONS\nThe scripting is somewhat of a PITA - a line at a time, refresh, next line .... But once in you're OK.\nTIME Sync does NOT understand daylight savings - so I no longer use it - as I get a hour shift I forget to account for.\n\nRight now I have hooked up :\nCable modem; router (one of them); 24 port main Ethernet switch; Kid 1 switch; Kid 2 switch; DirectTV Ethernet thingy; DirectTV Ethernet thingy 2\nThey all are set to reboot every Monday early morning (Just because it seems to help)\nThey all are set to reboot if a ping test to google DNS servers fails some number of times\nKids switch outlets have curfews set via scripting.\n\nThat said\n- if you just want a Web Power Switch with some scripting - this is great.\n- if you need to control your kids internet ( esp fixed curfew(s) ) this is also great.","Product: Audio-Technica's ATH-ANC9 QuietPoint headphones use proprietary active noise-cancelling technology to provide a comfortable listening environment in areas with high ambient noise. Delivering noise cancellation up to a remarkable 95%, the ATH-ANC9 QuietPoint headphones feature Audio-Technica's new Tri-Level Cancellation. Mode 1, ideal for use on airplanes, trains and buses, applies maximum noise cancellation to low frequencies. Mode 2, designed especially for use in noisy offices or crowded places, targets the mid-range frequencies, while Mode 3 creates a pristine, peaceful environment ideal for study. The headphones feature four miniature microphones, two in each earpiece, that pick up ambient noise and create a sound-cancelling signal to effectively block the noise. The ATH-ANC9 headphones also offer a cable with an inline microphone and controller for answering calls and controlling music. The mic and controller support select products, including iPhones, iPads, and many iPods. The microphone has an omnidirectional pickup pattern and it is designed for crisp intelligibility, so your voice will be clearly transmitted without having to speak directly into the mic. These headphones are designed to offer you crystal-clear sound that makes Audio-Technica the choice of leading artists worldwide. Wherever you happen to find yourself-in the comfort of your living room, in a noisy office, or settling in for a long flight-there is no better way to experience audio or immerse yourself in a peaceful environment.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: So far the cat's meow though a preliminary review\n\nReview: Interim early review: So far the cat's meow.\n\nThese arrived today. They appear to be a well packed return (as in who can re-wrap/tie cables like the factory eh?).\n\nI'm running them through the paces in pass-through mode, and silencing 1 (planes, fans, etc), 2 (people per-se), 3 (make it quiet darnit).\n\nThey appear pretty sensitive\n- I can drive them directly through my Samsung 5 phone. Note I'm using Neutron as a player but I generally havent' tweaked settings ... more on that.\n- Passthrough: I can hear amplifier noise in quiet passages or inbetween. If you amp (or chain through your amp) isn't quiet - you'll hear it a bit. So if you do - change sources - as you may be revealing your source components if not already aware.\n- That said - until I tried a headphone amp - I wasn't a believer. Now I am. So they do fine off your PC (MacbookPro right now) or Phone. But can shine with an amp (and note PCs and phones generally have sucky DACs and amps - so a separate dedicated (like FiiO etc) is always a win.\n\nIn non passthrough mode (eg ON)\n- There is some background noise. Kind of \"spatial\" . But the Noise Cancellation is introducting artifacts - esp when not driven by a source.\n- It's \"boomier\" a bit depending on setting. For example like Bass Boost on setting 1. So I may use the EQ on Neutron for that.\n\nSo far they're comfortable. About 3 hours in is all. And, hey, maybe burn-in is a real thing (I can understand some parts of that argument).\n\nI do like they work in pass-through mode even if the battery dies. It's total bypass. Nice to just keep going.\n\nSome folks seem to complain about sound leakage. I haven't found that yet - but I really don't crank it up. Maybe I'll ask the next seat over on my upcoming flight. Otherwise, yeah, maybe that LED does need some dampening (a trend that seems universal - \"my led is brighter than yours\". Not horrible - but maybe distracting on a night flight? Dunno.\n\nI'm using the inline mic-cable right now on an afternoons of meetings and reports are good. Or well \"you sound fine\". I like that it comes with a second cable (no mic/controls) and some portable amps may like that (some disable; some seem to just not like that cable). And the 1/4\" adapter and airplane adapter.\n\nNoise Cancelling?\n- Ok so far in home office - even \"Quiet Mode\" I don't hear the TV downstairs.\n- Not a real review so far. Burning them in; wearing for comfort; testing non challenging noise modes (just based on flying a desk at home office)\n- Upcoming challenges:\n--- Cross country flights in 4 legs;\n--- 8-12+ hours a day in a computer lab control room. I think this will be as good as a test I'll have my team-mates Bose. For both comfort and comparative noise cancelling\n\nI know not to expect noise cancelling as good as Bose .... but sound better .... so we'll see.","Product: These thoughtfully designed P-handled hex wrenches fit the task at hand, as well as they fit in your hand. The long shaft of each wrench is fitted with a Bondhus Balldriver for those hard to reach bolt heads. The short end of the wrench is neatly chamfered and extends from the handle for use when fully tightening bolts in high torque applications. Shaft lengths are optimally selected to minimize the wind-up and flex experienced with longer wrenches. The hex wrenches are made from Bondhus Protanium high torque industrial steel for long life. The offset P-handles are made from a durable nylon material and are ergonomically-designed for comfortable use. The 10mm P-Handle Hex Wrench can also be used for removing crank bolts with a 10mm socket.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great wrench in a great format.\n\nReview: 5mm is the most frequently used tool and the form factor and ball end of this is great. Very handy - to the point I have ar hard time keeping my hands on it.\n\nI help staff a Boy Scouting Mountain Bike Program. I spend most of my time tweaking and (continuously) re-adjusting bikes as they come and go many times a day.\n\nThe 5mm wrench was always dissapearing. And the cheapo HF one without a ball end was also sometimes tough to get into some sockets. And I had a hard time keeping my hands on that one anyway as everybody helping needed the 5mm.\n\nThis format with short straight and long ball end is great and the handiest format. I sharpied the heck out of it and put my usual loop of paracord through the handle to mark it. So while it still dissapeared a lot in the shop during events - I still was able to bring it home.\n\nI highly recommend these wrenches and in this format.","Product: CP-L (#0102) holds most large radios, satellite phones, and GPS.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Strong enough for Rapelling. Maxpedition! Perhaps over-built.\n\nReview: This is crazy strong and crazy adjustable. It's also so strong I feel I could anchor rapelling rig off of it.\n\nI keep wondering if it's overkill for holding a phone or radio.\n\nLOTS of Maxpedition *heavy* strapping and velcro. Squished flat it's twice as thick as my phone and almost as thick as my Ham radio.\n\nPros:\nYou will NEVER break this or wear it out.\nIt is uber adjustable - just not so much on the fly (except maybe elastic).\n\nCons:\nIt is so overbuilt you have to choose to just deal with the weight. But you will NEVER wear it out\nMight be too tight to press buttons on radios unless you lock out the keypad. Even if \"large enough\"\n\nNeutral:\nDifficult to adjust on the fly. Not a negative but don't expect to quickly tweak it But it WILL hold it's new shape.\n\nOther:\nI adjusted the side strap and it will fit my Samsung S5 (pulls things wide and top tighter) as well as Kenwood TH-D7A(G) or BaoFeng UV-82HP .\n\nWith the radio I do have concerns about button pressing/smooshing w/o locking out the front panel. Holders with a \"non strap front\" may do better on not smooshing buttons. have to see about this.\n\nReadily fits per my use and testing - with a lot of horizontal and vertical room to spare. One resize (width) and I can fit any of the following easily with room if I needed for the ginormous phones:\n BaoFeng UV-82HP\n Samsung S5\n Garmin 60 CSX GPS\n\nA Baofeng 52 or \"mini\" cell phone such as my wife's S4 Mini will be lost in this size. Plenty of adjust ment range to go larger.","Product: CP-L (#0102) holds most large radios, satellite phones, and GPS.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Strong enough for Rapelling. Maxpedition! Perhaps over-built.\n\nReview: This is crazy strong and crazy adjustable. It's also so strong I feel I could anchor rapelling rig off of it.\n\nI keep wondering if it's overkill for holding a phone or radio.\n\nLOTS of Maxpedition *heavy* strapping and velcro. Squished flat it's twice as thick as my phone and almost as thick as my Ham radio.\n\nPros:\nYou will NEVER break this or wear it out.\nIt is uber adjustable - just not so much on the fly (except maybe elastic).\n\nCons:\nIt is so overbuilt you have to choose to just deal with the weight. But you will NEVER wear it out\nMight be too tight to press buttons on radios unless you lock out the keypad. Even if \"large enough\"\n\nNeutral:\nDifficult to adjust on the fly. Not a negative but don't expect to quickly tweak it But it WILL hold it's new shape.\n\nOther:\nI adjusted the side strap and it will fit my Samsung S5 (pulls things wide and top tighter) as well as Kenwood TH-D7A(G) or BaoFeng UV-82HP .\n\nWith the radio I do have concerns about button pressing/smooshing w/o locking out the front panel. Holders with a \"non strap front\" may do better on not smooshing buttons. have to see about this.\n\nReadily fits per my use and testing - with a lot of horizontal and vertical room to spare. One resize (width) and I can fit any of the following easily with room if I needed for the ginormous phones:\n BaoFeng UV-82HP\n Samsung S5\n Garmin 60 CSX GPS\n\nA Baofeng 52 or \"mini\" cell phone such as my wife's S4 Mini will be lost in this size. Plenty of adjust ment range to go larger.","Product: The Caldwell TackDriver is the most user-friendly and effective, one-piece shooting bag available. This convenient shooting bag takes the place of two. You can use the Tack Driver almost anywhere, from portable and permanent shooting benches to makeshift positions in the field.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great bag; not hard to fill; use ground walnut husks and long funnel to fill.\n\nReview: This is a great value on a great product. I needed something for a house window sill so I could target shoot while working out of the home office. This is long enough to span the ledges and heights of a window and casement and trim.\n\nI also just recently used it to set up a scope on a rifle - leveling in particular. It was long enough and by flaring the bottom wings out it wedged the rifle along enough length to set up the scope without touching or tweaking much.\n\nThis will likely end up the primary bag that goes places with my others for friends and special purposes.\n\nI filled mine with crushed walnut hulls from HF (sold as blasting media in large bags cheap). It's really not that difficult. I used a large screw driver handle, twisting, to \"open up\" the fill holes. And then I used a long tapered oil/transmission fluid funnel. You could make a long one (12-18\" the taper helps) from heavy paper or cardboard. Pour half a cup or two in at a time and jiggle. Do that for both sides, shake to settle and check fill; touch up whichever side. To keep it from leaking, take the fill nipple, and fold it under and in, so the velcro strap holds the bent fill nipple in place. Good enough (though if you were playing catch it might leak some).\n\nDo watch moisture with walnut husks. Not as bad as seeds. Ddon't use seeds or beans - you'll have an unrecoverable mess if they start sprouting and/or rotting. Poly beads are waterproof - but will end up with a lighter bag. Your call. I had the ground husks and they work well.","Product: If you are looking for a table that's quick and easy to set up, has room for your drinks and still room for games, and is lightweight the Eclipse Table is the one for you. You simply buckle the straps at each corner and adjust them to allow the tautness that you prefer. Since there are two layers, the lower level has 4 built in beverage holders so you don't have to worry about your drinks getting knocked over while you're eating or playing games and the top level is flat for your other activities. There's no more worrying about your drinks spilling on your cards or being in the way of a fast paced game. When it's time to head home, unlatch the buckles, and slide the table into the included carry bag and you're set for your next outing.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Favorite portable table: Easy setup and use; Carries like another chair.\n\nReview: Great table that folds compactly and is very useful.\n\nPROs:\nFolds compactly like a folding chair and carries the same.\nEasy setup - pop out loosen, snap, and tighten straps and you're done.\n2nd level for beverages also good place for wallets or keeping stuff out of mild drizzle or such\nStraps are strong. I put good tension on them to make the top firm and haven't broken a bukle yet Note the verticals on the corners are tension straps. That's how it's assembled; otherwise it collapses like chair. Nice.\n\nCONs:\nTop is a bit sproingy. It's to be expected with a sprung design. Just know that light things and/or tall things like beeor or wine are likely to go end over if somebody puts something heavy or touches the top hard. So use the under level for that and the top for books, food plates, etc.\n\nI've got two - one for my \"Scoutmaster Tent\" right next to my cot - and one for outside with the oher leaders.\n\nAlso great for festials such as our Beer, Bourbon, and BBQ festival amongst others. So my top choice for any portable table.\n\nThere's a version with a checker/chess board top. We play mostly card games if any so I didn't opt for that.","Product: High quality titanium foldable spork. Comes with a storage bag. Lightweight and easy to carry. Dimensions: Length 6.5 / 165mm; weight - 0.6oz / 18gr. A great product for outdoor cooking, poykes, BBQs and camping. Product of Toaks.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good quality but MUST be locked with the slider bar\n\nReview: EDIT: I'll leave the old post. But the sliding TOAKS bar you see on the handle? If you push that snugly toward the spork end - it will push the wires out slightly and lock them behind the dimples. Thus making into a very sturdy stove. Iff you do this you'll love it; if you don't (or somebody borrowing doesn't) then they'll hate it. Marking now as 5 stars.\n\nThe quality is good - but it folds the wrong way. In use, pressure by the hand on the handle, scooping food with the spoon portion, will cause it to pivot and unlock.\n\nI've tightened mine up with pliers to some extent - but if it folded the other way (eg over the top) then pressure of use would tend to lock it in place - not unlock it\n\nSince it's Titanium it'd be risky to bend the tabs 180 to reverse the folding and locking","Product: Introducing the Peltor Tactical 100 Electronic Hearing Protector, with improved performance, enhanced comfort features and greater functionality. Featuring proprietary 3M technology that suppresses harmful gunshot noise while amplifying low-level sounds, the Peltor Tactical 100 Electronic Hearing Protector is ideal for both indoor and outdoor shooters and hunters. Adaptive Frequency Response reduces background noise for clearer conversations and hearing of commands. Plus, the Variable Suppression Time feature provides optimal echo reduction in indoor shooting environments. *Please note this is not a noise cancelling hearing protector.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good set of features; compatible with HY80; Wish cut-in was as fast as the TAC 6\n\nReview: I love the recessed microphones and the auto shutoff and the battery change of these. Far better than the TAC 6 which I otherwise love.\n\nFor CUT-IN ( eg recovery ) the Peltor Tac 6 wins any competition. Fast. The Howard Leight is next. Pretty good. I also have the Peltor Tactical 100s and they're annoyingling slow compared to the Tac 6. I'll note that people that may not have tried the Tac 6 don't know how nice that fast recovery is (you barely know there was an interruption).\n\nI do like the automatic timeout and the battery replacement is good in both (neither good in Tac 6).\n\nMy main - and highly recommended upgrade to any of these are the HY80 gel pads. They really rock in terms of comfort, feel, etc. They're standard on many hundred dollar aviation headsets and I've put them on all of mine. Since the Howard Leight is a different shape there is no gel pad upgrade that I know of - whereas most (Peltor esp) are compatible with the HY80 gel pads (Amazon, flight shops, etc).\n\nOverall IFF you have a large head - then go for the Howard Leight. Otherwise go for the Peltors. .","Product: ISM’s Performance Recreation saddles are based on the same platform as ISM’s Performance Short saddles, but feature extra padding for more long-mile comfort. The PR 3.0 has ISM’s highest level of padding, and a wider 145mm rear end - ideal for upright bikes, or anyone struggling to find comfort. Prior to 2016, the PR 3.0 was sold as the Typhoon model. 60-series foam-and-gel padding. Rear transition hook. Same chassis as the PS series. Nose-less design removes pressure from soft tissue, ensuring maximum blood flow, no genital numbness, and a healthier, more enjoyable ride. Color: Black. Width: 145. Genre: 235. Material: Synthetic. Gender/Age: Unisex. Rail Material: Steel. Clamp Style: Std Rails. Defined Color: Black. Saddle Cut Out: Yes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Must try - all my cycles have these now. Do make sure you set it up properly\n\nReview: Outstanding saddle. This is for my Rockhopper and I bought it after great experience with another one on my spin cycle. For my spin cycle I got the broad short seat - no need for side control. This model with the longer front gives you the side/thigh control when you need it.\n\nI am a super fan of these ISM saddles. I mainly ride relatively flat to mildly hilly forest trails. With some street connections. I generally ride 30-60 minutes and these ISM seats have solved all the neuropothy issues with conventional saddles.\n\nMy only admonishment is that it takes (1) a while to get used to it, and (2) a while to get it adjusted. Truly follow the instructions - as they seem wrong (drop, angle). And give it a week to get used to and also tweak the adjustments (bring your tools on your rides). It took me under but near a week to get it where it's working great for me - and to get used to it. So please do be prepared to work through this change - you won't regret it!","Product: The American Nordic Walking System and SKIWALKING.COM LLC are the #1 retailers of quality one-piece Nordic Walking Poles. The Carbon VIP's are real carbon fiber Nordic Walking fitness walking poles! Quality one-piece construction for everyday use, dependable and user friendly (cheap/flimsy collapsible poles are NOT user friendly and are NOT for every day use). We have ALL 16 lengths in-stock and ready to ship. Using correct length poles improves walking posture (straightens out the back) and allows the poles to radically reduce stress to the shins, knees, hips and back + burns up to 40% more calories than regular walking. Please indicate your height when ordering or email your height to us so we can select the perfect length poles for you. We provide a Perfect Length Guarantee! Patented comfortable straps, durable carbide tips (for the trail, beach, snow or ice) and removable rubber tips for hard surfaces (pavement) included. FREE DVD and instructional emails or handouts included with every purchase. Free coaching also available by email or our toll free phone #. According to Nick Mahood, SWIX Nordic Walking Director, \"I have no doubt that Pete Edwards, owner/founder coach of Ski Walking, is the #1 retailer of Nordic Walking Poles in the US! You can quote me on that! We are generally an inactive and increasingly overweight country. Nordic Walking is just what we need, it is simple, effective and gives people who have difficulty moving the ability to get out and walk! Through his nationwide efforts to spread the message about Nordic Walking Pete Edwards has given thousands of people the means to improve their health and well being! Pete Edwards has single handedly introduced Nordic Walking to thousands of Americans through his clinics!\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Outstanding product; can modify gait for bad knee\n\nReview: This is an outstanding product (and I think it's a newer version/listing than <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Swix-Carbon-Fiber-Nordic-Walking-Fitness-Poles/dp/B000E7QQ9I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Swix Carbon Fiber Nordic Walking Fitness Poles ...</a>)\n\nQuality, fit, and durability is very good.\n\nI have a bad knee. Well, two, but one has medium-bad osteoarthritis. I bought these for (1) plain 'ol exercise walking, (2) see if I could offload the left knee with the arm motion, and (3) hiking.\n\nWhile not optimal per-se for hiking (smaller grips) I've found them fine for walking and hard pack trails.\n\nFor the knee, the normal usage/gait of alternate leg and arm forward, put additional weight on my left knee and I could feel it.\n\nWhat I did was reverse the gait for Left leg and Left arm forward (and right/right). It's less unnatural than it sounds - though if I break gait it takes a thought and a step or two to re-sync and not end up in normal alternate arm/log gait.\n\nThis works very well for my left knee and I've found I can walk roughly double length before I start feeling the knee. From a downhill (or uphill) walk/hike perspective I can change slightly (closer to white poling) and still keep the weight off.","Product: Fully Automatic and Fully Legal .22 Caliber Belt Fed (pellet) Machine Gun This exciting new item, which is powered by CO2, nitrogen, or compressed air will unleash up to 12 rounds per second. The SMG .22 revolutionary belt fed feed system is the first of its kind. The patent pending 100 link ammo belts feed out of the ammo drum located behind the front grip. Included with the SMG .22: 100 rd. ammo drum, (1) 100 rd. belts, ammo belt easy load tool, owners manual, gun oil packet (CHECK FOR LOCAL RESTRICTIONS) MADE IN U.S.A.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Awesome Big Boy Toy. Follow my tips for success\n\nReview: This is absolutely a ton of fun. Here are my requirements for success. If you follow them it's flawless - unless you screw up. Which you will do.\n\n1) Use Gamo Match 15.43 grain .22 caliber flat nose pellets .\n2) Use the speed load block as it centers the pellet in the link. You want the pellets pretty much centered. Speed load block also saves tons of time (2 minutes per belt to load)\n3) Make sure there is ONE and only ONE pellet in each link. For each belt I load I usually find at least one double up. I think this comes from a under spec pellet dropping in deeper and another dropping in the same hole.\n4) If you had a double - push them both out . Then either re-seat one (on the block) or just leave it out. No biggie missing one.\n5) For the Drum - the fold out wing goes to the right hand side - to guide the empties down in. This is important.\n6) For the Drum - given that orientation put the pellets point down (towards the bottom if on your table).\n7) Double check when loading the drum that the pellets aren't pointed towards the back. I did that with a belt today and I know better!\n8) S-Stack the links so that the loaded side feeds nicely. If you dump the links in and they're all wound up they won't feed and it'll jam or misfeed. This is important as the link and cam that rotates and indexes the links will slip if the belt is stuck or sticky or too much friction. If the belt isn't indexed for these reasons then the air may blow between and not send your pellet downrange. So pay attention to your link \"stacking\"\n9) Ensure the drum is slid all the way back towards you; wing to the right;\n10) hook link to the 1 o-clock position. This one will never fire and with speed loader you'd tuck this in lower left. but just put 1st link at 1 oclock\n11) fold the right wing guide in against the top link holder.\n\n12) Use HPA. Now this HATES CO2. It's not it's fault. It's gas pig. Before HPA became (even remotely) affordable paintballers spent hundreds on long remote lines and evaporators and such to keep their paintball guns from freezing out. This is as much of a gas hog as a paintball gun. And for those that haven't figured it out - it's a modified Tippman 98 and it's the Tippman brothers you have to thank for this nifty piece. Glad to see! them having fun\n\nIf you insist on using CO2 then pull it off of a 10 or 20# bulk tank - one without a siphon. Add a long remote hose (6' minimum) this will help reduce the cold gun issues by huge amount. I otherwise think they should *not* sell it with a cylinder as it's a presumption of success that doesn't exist. And garners lots of bad reviews.\n\nAnd a couple others for safety\n\n13) Cock the gun before screwing in the air tank. It may leak if you don't - or cycle one or more times. Do this without a belt installed or be very safe.\n\n14) Don't run the air tank down. As paintball guns will do (and this is based on the 98) it will self cycle and \"fart on down\" (paintball term). You've probably got a partially fired belt on it. Remove it as if this has happened, and cocking may help, it may self cycle until it pressurizes as you screw in the new cylinder. Thus ideally NOT putting pellets into your feet. So don't run the tanks empty.\n\n15) FIRING FULL AUTO. A \"good pull\" will get you one shot. The harder you pull the faster it will cycle. So pull hard until you get the feel. For the reason - this uses the Tippman RT or \"Reactive Trigger\". It helps bounce the trigger against your finger to provide the full auto. Kinda nice having an auto-selector for single shot vs full auto. Just little getting used to. If nothing else PULL HARD and then play around for your sweet spot.\n\nSo follow those tips - and any others folks have. As with any routine - it becomes routine. And then it rocks . Well OK even today I put a belt in pointed backwards and wondered why it wasn't working well.","Product: The armor-dillo heavy duty waterproof container will contain 4 gallons of water for your outdoor need. This is a very robust water container that has a very easy to use spout along with a handle to easily carry your container wherever you may go. This container is 30% stronger than any other Reliance container. This container passed a drop test from 10ft full of water. This is a great product for anyone that needs a water storage system that they will know last for many years.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Only model so far I'd trust bouncing around in the back of my truck.\n\nReview: Pros: Very very sturdy. Did I say very sturdy?\n\nCons: No pour spout.\n\nI love how sturdy this is.\n\nI wish it came with pour spout in normal (to Reliance ) reversed configuration. As is it's threaded cap for one but you must knock it out. So you're pouring out of a buld container. Not necessarily bad - but not a good container for quick transfer.\n\nThat said less chances of this leaking due to valve seal or inversion.\n\nMy suggestion would be to have a spare spigot cap - or maybe you sue the one of the jug you're re-filling.\n\nThis is going in my truck so I've always got some water - and this is the only model so far I'd trust bouncing around in back","Product: This item is packaged in a convenient Gripper box. Purchase any 36 items packaged in Gripper Boxes (in 1 order) and receive a free Gripper Hardware Storage System from the PDQ Auto Body Supplies Amazon Storefront!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Not Honda as advertised; Barcode and label confirm generic. QMET vendor..\n\nReview: Edit. I always try to buy from the listing creator. Whis is PDQ in this case. But somehow I got QMET. So I'm initiating a return for not as described. I'l re-order from PDQ and update this.\n\nNot a Honda Part. Package has a generic text unlike any Honda label/barcode. Barcoad scan reveals (variously) \"New Product\" or generic .... but in no way Honda.\n\nOn the plus they seem OK\n\nOn the negative they're not HONDA as advartised, and the price reflects HONDA not generic. The also don't look like the Honda parts on our minivan. They look like the generics.\n\nSo I'll probably us them as I need them. But they're clearly not Honda.\n\nI did try to take care (as you should always do) to buy from the listing-creation seller. But to no real joy.\n\nI rate 2 starts as \"they're OK\" but not Honda as listed by the listing creator. So 2+ x the price for generic. But major dings for fraudulent listing. If anything this will be the downfall of Amazon marketplace vs brick-n-mortor as no only market, not even Amazon, seems safe from fraud nowadays.\n\nYMMV but if you want Honda parts, well, drive to the dealership.","Product: Made from durable nylon material, this sporty Bible cover features multiple exterior pockets, a cool compass carabineer, durable zipper pulls, spine handle and interior pen and pencil holders. This cover will fit The Edge Devotional Bible, the Adventure Bible, the Teen Study Bible and many more books and Bibles up to 6 1/8\" x 8 13/16\" (224mm x 156mm).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good Boy Scout Handbook Cover\n\nReview: These Bible Book Covers make great covers for Boy Scout Handbooks.\n\nThe Medium in particular has several extra pockets on the front for scouting doodads.\n\nMy son uses the Medium - perfect size for even the ring bound version of the handbook (highly recommend the ring bound over the perfect bound for handbooks - spend the extra dollar or two) - and far preferable (to us) to the velcro closure BSA one (that doesn't have room for much else either).\n\nMy son thought, from pictures, that the handle was sissy (you know, purse), but he wouldn't have it without it now (it's a book pack right?)\n\nThese are also thicker so there's room - and a left side flap - for a notepad as well as every Scout should have.\n\nThese do come in sizes, and Amazon has all three, though from confusing inconsistent entries. So do get the Medium for the Boy Scout Handbook. I bought to try the XL before finding the other sizes. It's pretty big - but I'm a Scout Master - and have already stuffed it with the extra handbooks and field books a leader may use. Recommendation in general for Scouts - Medium.\n\n<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Zondervan-Olive-green-bible-cover-w-Compass-Medium/dp/0310806607/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Zondervan Olive green bible cover w/Compass Medium</a> - Recommended for Scout Handbooks including spiral bound\n<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Zondervan-Olive-green-bible-cover-w-Compass-Large/dp/0310806593/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Zondervan Olive green bible cover w/Compass Large</a>\n<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Zondervan-Olive-green-bible-cover-w-Compass-XL/dp/0310806615/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Zondervan Olive green bible cover w/Compass XL</a>","Product: The unique design and low energy consumption aren't the only reasons Ice Eliminator has become a best seller. Let's just list a few more... Solid aluminum housing keeps the unit from falling out of the birdbath. Attractive rock-like design blends naturally with any birdbath. Spray paint any color to match any birdbath. Will not calcify, rust, or leave stains in birdbaths. Won't burn or melt plastic birdbaths. Being only 50 watts, it saves you money versus most other brands. Three year limited warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good product for smaller bird baths\n\nReview: This is a good product for smaller bird baths. It's 15F and there's a 12\" circle unfrozen in the 18-24\" scalloped batch (inside/outside dimensions).\n\nIt replaced another great product - the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Farm-Innovators-C-50-Bird-Bath-De-Icer/dp/B0002DHBDY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Farm Innovators C-50 Bird Bath De-Icer</a> - that after 15 years started tripping the GFCI. they'll all do this after a long spell.\n\nWe replaced with this product as my wife thought it less industrial looking than the C-50. That and we figured we didn't need the 150W of the C-50 for our smaller bird bath.\n\nShe also painted it. You can also paint the C-50 but it'll still look industrial.\n\nSo unless you live in South Dakota (my birth place :) ) or have a very large bird bath you'll probably be happy with this product. Otherwise get the C-50 - it's a great product as well for colder/larger.","Product: Farnam Just One Bite II Bait Chunks, 8lbs (64, 2 oz chuncks)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works. Love it in Eaton 902. Deceased rodents immediately whereas they ignored Tomcat.\n\nReview: Rodents are dying and stinking up the attic! I couldn't ask for more!\n\nSeriously. I'd originally put out the cute mouse poison feeder Tomcat's - to no effect.\n\nRealistically I think they're sized for voles and nothing bigger. And I think their bait isn't enticing.\n\nWell I'd been hearing some \"bigger\" scurring about and chewing in the attic. Just above the MBR. No bites in the Tomcats. Not a bite. And I did have some dead mice in the Victor Tin Cats. But no bites on the Tomcat poison.\n\nBigger rodents? I don't know. Maybe too big for Tomcat? Well they say they fit.\n\nSo I thought I'd try this Farnam Just One Bite II and put them in Easton 902 <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/JT-Eaton-902-Plastic-Top-Loader-Tamper-Resistant-Bait-Station-with-Side-Eyelets-4-1-2-34-Length-x-15-1-4-34-Width-x-12-34-Height-For-Mice-and-Rats-Case-of-6/dp/B00DLKGOYM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">JT Eaton 902 Plastic Top Loader Tamper Resistant Bait Station with Side Eyelets, 4-1/2\" Length x 15-1/4\" Width x 12\" Height, For Mice and Rats (Case of 6)</a>\n\nWell, I dunno, The Eaton 902 is bigger and lets bigger rodent (larger than voles and rats) and teh Farnam seems to be tastier.\n\nIndeed before the Eaton 902 showed up I hot glued a Farnam chunk into a soup can, put it into the attic, and overnight I'd had some nibbles. Right next to the long term Tomcats.\n\nNow I small dead rodents. I did find one soft one right near the Eaton 902 with Farnam. Flushed him. But, hey, I'm not in the attic much, the wife doesn't want spring traps due to the cat. So the occasional \"Snort of success\" in the attic just means victory!\n\nI've heard of \"bait shyness\" so maybe the Tomcat juts needs some peanut butter? Dunno. Maybe this eventually will? Doubting but I dunno.\n\nAll I know now is the sweeet (!) smell of victory ... that will pass ;) in time!","Product: In-Sink-Erator Evolution Compact 3/4 HP Food Waste DisposerPerfect for households with restricted cabinet space, the Evolution Compact; delivers the new standard in sound and grind performance in a compact size.InSinkErator's powerful food waste disposers are the right choice when replacing an existing unit or designing a brand-new kitchen. You can choose between five Evolution models, including Evolution Septic Assist;, designed specifically for homes with septic systems. With an InSinkErator; food waste disposer in your kitchen, chicken bones, fruit rinds, coffee grounds and more can go right in the sink -- where they're virtually liquefied to safely flow into your sewage system or septic tank. You'll enjoy a cleaner food preparation area, and less bagged garbage cluttering your home.In-Sink-Erator Evolution Compact 3/4 HP Food Waste Disposer Features:; MultiGrind; Two grind stages let you quickly grind difficult food waste you wouldn't put in a standard disposer, like celery and potato peels. ; SoundSeal; Makes the Evolution Compact; at least 40% quieter than standard disposers. ; 34.6-Ounce Stainless Steel Grind Chamber and Grind Component Handles more volume than standard disposers. ; 3/4 Horsepower Dura-Drive; Induction Motor Gives you more horsepower than standard disposers. ; Quiet Collar; Sink Baffle Ensures quiet operation. In-Sink-Erator Evolution Compact 3/4 HP Food Waste Disposer Specifications:; Type of Feed: Continuous; On/Off Control: Wall Switch; Motor: Single Phase; HP: 3/4; Volts: 120; HZ: 60; RPM: 1725; Amp. (Avg. Load): 8.1; Time Rating: Intermittent; Lubrication: Permanently Lubricated Upper & Lower Bearings; Shipping Weight (Approx.): 19.5 lbs.; Unit Finish: Black Enamel Gray TEN-1706; Overall Height: 12-1/8\"; MultiGrind Technology: GrindShear Ring;; Grind Chamber Capacity: 34.6 oz.; Motor Protection: Manual Reset Overload; Average Water Usage: 1/4 Gallon Per Person Per Day; Average Electrical Usage : 1/2 KWH Per Month; Drain Connec\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Necessary replacement for failing Badgers\n\nReview: This replaced a Badger 5+ of 15 years use (finally started eating it's own grinding parts).\n\nAll the current reviews of Badger show they're junk with crappy construction and frequently cracking housings and resultant water spills and dumps. Review of construction shows the current Badger isn't made like the old Badger.\n\nTo get back to Stainless steel housings and parts and other quality one has no option now other than the Evolution line. This Evolution Compact is a tad larger than the Badger 5+, even more quiet, and is made with quality parts.\n\nMy former Badger had a tight installation and I was concerned about the slightly larger dimensions of this due to the sound proofing. But the main points of contact worry, the trap and fittings, were just below the respective steps in the outer housing. So it was simple to install - in particular as I utilized the standard badger twist lock fitting already in place in the sink.","Product: The Astro Pneumatic Tool 1822 1/2" Nano Impact is the latest in mini lightweight impact development. At only 3.85" long (or about 1/2" longer than a credit card), the twin hammer 1822 Nano Impact is deceivingly powerful, registering a max of 450 ft./lbs. of torque. The 1822 was designed to be extremely light (3.0lbs.) and well balanced when connected to an air line, and operates in 3 forward and reverse speeds. Featuring a twin hammer design for increased reliability, and coming from Astro's robust ONYX line, this impact has more than just the numbers behind it.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Mighty Might ! Compact but Durable; helps me get into tight places like behind brake calipers\n\nReview: Love the compact size. It helps get into tight places.\n\nI bought this when encountering stuck caliper bolts. Reviews of compact size but sturdy played out and confirmed.\n\nThis did well, esp with it 's Forward/Reverse 1-2-3 each way of power. Used on whee lugs (careful on technique to not warp and always finish with Torque).\n\nAs I noted worked great and got behind calipers. Once side max power and a bit - but they came loose. The other side ws stuck and I cranked my air (C02 + offoad 0-250 high flow reg) up until about 175 it broke the bolts loose. I wouldn't run it long at that (2x nominal) but she did the job and still working great. And those bolts now have some anti-seize on them.\n\nSo this is my \"Mighty Might\" . I'm not sure it's up to shocks and suspension - but anything below that I'll not hesitate.","Product: Capacitor part 30B387 is compatible with Liftmaster, Chamberlain, Sears Craftsman, and Master Mechanic 1/3 Horsepower residential garage door openers.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Exact replacement; should be on your preventative maintenance list\n\nReview: This is an exact replacement - and for a 14 year old opener - so durability is good.\n\nI have two openers - and the capacitor failed on one of them. At 14 years I checked the other, working, opener, and sure enough I could see a bulge starting to form. Failure was imminent!\n\nThis is an easy fix if your opener goes \"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\" and does nothing. This motor start capacitor gives the motor a kick to get it past the the starting load. If the capacitor has failed the motor can't get past that and remains stalled.\n\nEasy fix - and good preventative maintenance if you have several openers - replace them all at the same time.\n\nSame goes for your Air Conditioner. The motor start cap is a common failure (at about 4-5 years); a $100+ service call; and a $20 part for DIY.\n\nJust don't forget to unplug the opener and also take a picture of the color coded wires attachment to the old cap so you can restore that arrangement to the new ones (usually two blue (together) and two red (together)).","Product: The purpose-built charger for 1-cell batteries utilized by ParkZones Vapor, Ember, Ember 2 and Sukhoi, and E-flites Blade mCX, theres no better choice than the fast and efficient Celectra 4-port charger. With ultra-micro aircraft making waves as the hottest innovation in RC, its also a charger certain to be in high demand among customers. The Celectra operates off of D batteries, or at home with the convenience of E-flites AC to 6VDC 1.5A Power Supply (sold separately).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Keeps you flying - but it's too big\n\nReview: This is a great charger having four ports. With the 110/120 mah batteries and a set of 5 you could pretty much keep flying.\n\nThings I like are multiple independent charge ports with individual indicator LEDs. No more trying to remember \"which pile is charging and which are charged\" as with the single port charger. And you get to keep flying a lot longer.\n\nWhat I don't like is primarily the size. This thing is huge and carves out a big chunk of your desk and also flight box. I understand that for batteries you'd need D-cells (or at least C-cells) to be able to cycling through batteries. What I'd like is for this to be a compact four (or more) slot charger (put it in a case the size of the single port) and have a separate battery box. As mine mostly lives in the bonus room the perfect combo for me would be {four+ ports; AC adapter} and I'd skip the battery holder. Others may want it all for flexibility - but please separate out the battery holder.\n\nIt's also a bit expensive and for the price should be at least separate {4+ ports; AC adapter; battery box}\n\nWith the newer larger batteries coming out (eg 150mah) and Heli's that suck them up quickly it would be nice to have more ports and maybe a charge rate option.\n\nIn short - it's useful if not necessary - but bulky and a bit pricey.","Product: Carving Woodspirts: Beyond the Basics is a step-by-step tutorial on how to carve a detailed woodspirit face on a walking stick. Most steps provide expanded knowledge on not only how to make each cut but why. The principles taught in this book can easily be applied to virtually any face carving project, realistic or caricature. This book goes beyond some of the basic face carving instructions taught in many other books and shortens the learning curve on skills that took more advanced carvers years to learn. Carving Woodspirits is full of tips, tricks and techniques that Susan has learned over the last 25 years of carving and instructing. The book also includes over 20 patterns, gallery and resources page. This book is a must-have for anyone who really wants to learn how to carve a face. Coil bound for convenience.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great tips and detail - but as it says BEYOND the BASICS\n\nReview: This is an outstanding book - but the title is very accurate \"BEYOND the Basics\".\n\nThere are a lot of great tips - but if you're a budding wood spirit hiking stick carver - then I'd suggest ignoring most of the geometry unless you're carving a large project. On my roughly 1\" hiking stick projects I find the non-exaggerated geometry to be too fine for my abilities. I'd do OK on a far bigger stick - but I'm still working through \"smallish\" details on a project for my father's birthday.\n\nI'd suggest \"How to carve a Woodspirit in a Hiking Stick\" by Skylar Johnson and in particular the more exxagerated geometry such as longer noses, etc, will give you more carving room and still come out great. And, hey, what wood spirit is normal? I'm probably fighting one in the stick for my father trying to carve it with a small nose when it's probably got a huge noggin!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Listing is for single roll.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Long lasting waterproof non hardening mastic tape does the job. Don't use electrical tape.\\n\\nReview: Salvage your COAX and seal your connectors. Weatherproof and far more durable than electrical tape. This mastic tape will do the job and last.\\n\\nI ordered this new roll most recently to effect repairs on the cable TV coax. The installers long ago hadn't run conduit from the ground stub to the box. Not a huge deal - until my son discovered somebody was chewing on it. Just above the conduit stub level up 3-4 inches. As a bad place to splice - and with most of the shield still intact - it was COAX Seal to the rescue. I added the missing stub while effecting that fix.\\n\\nAs an Amateur Radio Operator (eg HAM) I use this on all exterior coax connections.\\n\\nAs a homeowner you should consider over-wrapping your cable and sattelite TV connections. The fitting are waterproof - for about 4-5 years - according to a senior tech. COAX, particularly operating in these frequencies, is very susceptible to water inclusions.\\n\\nI suggest buying this short roll. You'll use more than the small strips some sell and this prouct will keep.\",\n \"Product: Lamplight has been creating indoor lighting solutions, like Ultra-Pure Lamp Oil, for almost five decades. Specially designed for use in oil candles and lamps, its smokeless formula makes it ideal for use indoors.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Outstanding smoke free oil. You may need to adjust your wicks but thats OK\\n\\nReview: Outstanding non smoking oil - highly recommended for candles and \\\"things\\\" where smoking was a problem.\\n\\nWe have a fire breathing (nostril wicks) dragon on the dinner table (local potters) and some candles.\\n\\nThe generic \\\"odor free\\\" lamp oil worked reasonably well - some smoking.\\n\\nWhen we ran out the \\\"lamp oil\\\" (generic) smoked horribly\\n\\nThis is very much smoke free and we love it.\\n\\nDo note that the flames we got were about half sized - due to the very much reduced flash-point of the selectively refined oil.\\n\\nSo you WILL have to adjust your wicks (our Dragon nostrils barely stayed lit while warming up for the draw).\\n\\nBut when we adjusted them up a bit - well - \\\"just right\\\" and still no smoking..\",\n \"Product: Lamplight Ultra-Pure Lamp Oil, 32-Ounce, Clear\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Outstanding smoke free oil. You may need to adjust your wicks but thats OK\\n\\nReview: Outstanding non smoking oil - highly recommended for candles and \\\"things\\\" where smoking was a problem.\\n\\nWe have a fire breathing (nostril wicks) dragon on the dinner table (local potters) and some candles.\\n\\nThe generic \\\"odor free\\\" lamp oil worked reasonably well - some smoking.\\n\\nWhen we ran out the \\\"lamp oil\\\" (generic) smoked horribly\\n\\nThis is very much smoke free and we love it.\\n\\nDo note that the flames we got were about half sized - due to the very much reduced flash-point of the selectively refined oil.\\n\\nSo you WILL have to adjust your wicks (our Dragon nostrils barely stayed lit while warming up for the draw).\\n\\nBut when we adjusted them up a bit - well - \\\"just right\\\" and still no smoking..\",\n \"Product: The Zutto collection is Zojirushi's first collection of products that is designed and developed as a series of products. The concept of the Zutto collection was born as a result of the collaboration between Zojirushi and an interior designer in Japan. Unlike other Zojirushi products, the physical body of the Zutto was designed first, then the inner technology. Zutto (Zoot-tow), meaning \\\"always\\\" in Japanese, is designed to be enjoyed and used universally, for any occasion, anytime. This new Zutto Drip Coffee Maker is a convenient 5 cup size.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Coffee maker, pours great, doesn't make a mess.\\n\\nReview: We bought this to replace our 2 of Cuisinart 4 Cup Coffee Maker. We loved the quality of that but dripless carafe always dripped and over-poured and the brew-pause often stuck for overflow messes. See my review on that.\\n\\nWe gifted ourselves this Zojirushi for Christmas and haven't been happier. Things I like:\\n\\n1) Separate water tank means re-filling (a) isn't dependent upon cleaning the carafe, and (b) no pouring from the spilly carafe over the steam parts into the tank. Just fill and drop/slide in the water resevoir.\\n\\n2) Coffee/Filter unit stays in carafe. Unique design and it means that you don't have to untwist the filter setup from the carafe and set the now messy (coffe on the bottom) filter unit down somewhere. It doesn't interfere with pouring or use.\\n\\n3) Carafe doesn't spill or drip whatsoever. No messes when filling coffee cups!\\n\\n4) Weight. The combination of low/heft and sticky rubber feet make it stay in place - no chasing it about while pushing the power switch or putting the carafe in place.\\n\\n5) Makes great coffee!\",\n \"Product: FUXKFUXKFUXKFUXKFUXK\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great product; accurate; needs better magnet placement for my range hood\\n\\nReview: Pro: Outstanding product and far more accurate than my Polder\\n\\nCon: Needs better / more magnet placement.\\n\\nThere are two strong magnets - one on the top and one on the bottom. That's great for a flat mount - say on a fridge or tall range hood.\\n\\nMine mostly lives on the very conventional range hood flipped up as shown. But then there's only one magnet in contact and it's at the bottom. So it starts to rotate.\\n\\nI fixed this by gluing two strong rare earth magnets to the top of the lower half.\\n\\nMy other minor gripe is the carry case, which I don't use, is a bit too narrow for the current probes. So my concern is that IFF I used the case that the cable would get bent over hard and over time get an intermittent at that spot.\\n\\nThe first pictures shows it next to my polder so you can see the magnet placement. The second picture shows what it does - which is rotate. I'll add a third picture with the additional magnets I glued on.\\n\\nSo great product. Accurate. Needs better magnet placement. I also concurr that this is a particularly expensive listing for this product.\",\n \"Product: The pre-seasoned 14-inch cast-iron pizza pan is ideal for quick, non-stick cooking for evenly cooked pizzas with perfectly-browned crusts. With a depth of 1-3/16 inches, the protective curved edge prevents sliding and spilling. This large, flat pan multi-tasks as a griddle for pancakes, tortillas, roasted vegetables and more, providing amazing value since you don't need so many pans and cooking dishes! The versatile pan can be used in the oven, on a grill or stove up to 450 F/ 230 C, and maintains heat so that even after you've finished cooking, your food stays warm. Each side features easy-to-grip handles to make it safe and convenient to transport. Built to resist damage and last for years to come, cast iron is easy to care for and intended for long term use if properly cared for. Measurements: 16 1/2\\\" x 14\\\" x 1 3/16\\\" Other: How to season and care for your cast-iron pizza pan/griddle: Though the pan comes pre-seasoned for a non-stick surface, we recommend re-seasoning prior to first use for optimal benefits. To re-season your pan, wash with hot, soapy water and towel dry immediately. Cover your oven tray with a sheet of aluminum foil to catch grease and heat oven to 350 degrees. Then coat pan lightly with vegetable oil or melted shortening, and bake upside down for one hour. Once you have seasoned it for the first time, do not wash with soap again or put in dishwasher. Ongoing care: After cooking, wash with a coarse sponge or nylon brush and hot water only. Dry immediately with a towel or on a heated stove. Do not allow to soak in water. Re-season every few months as needed.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Rough sand cast finish needs flapper grinding; otherwise nice flat and wide and low rim.\\n\\nReview: Like: Nice and flat and with a very low rim\\n\\nDislike: Surface is very rough - sand cast rough finish. This will chew up whatever the griddle is placed on for the bottom and take quite a while to be non stick on the top.\\n\\nCosts $10 and a couple hours grinding and a couple hours baking finish.\\n\\nSummary: You get what you pay for. Buy cheap cast iron and you must reasonably figure on $10-$15+ flapper grinder etc to make-them-right. And the time involved. Or buy something right from the start and just use it.\\n\\nPersonally I get caught up in \\\"it's inexpensive and a great buy so I'll take the time to work it over\\\". And I always regret that to some extent.\",\n \"Product: The DT770PRO (250 ohms) is a closed dynamic headphone that is ideal for professional use as a monitoring headphone in studios or on the move. Nominal sound pressure level 96 dB\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 250 best balance; easy enough to drive; daily work cube driver\\n\\nReview: Outstanding - the 250 ohm. It was my daily listener while working in a cube environment. Great sound. Comortable.\\n\\nI've driven this off most anything - but generally I ran FLAC/high res through a FiiO E7 at work. I later switched for no real reason (hey tech guy) to a Schiit Stack Modi/Magni Uber(s) and Vali. Ran great off of that too.\\n\\nNow that I WFH full time these get intermixed inbetween my DT-880 600 ohm (great with OTM like crack though Schiit Stack will drive it) and my MS-1000 (google it - well worth your project time). Just depending on my listening desires. On a related front I'm a big fan of the Brainwavz desk edge holders - also on Amazon.\\n\\nI think the 250 is the best balanced and you should be able to drive it with most everything (vs maybe the 600). The differences in impedance all do sound a bit difference. 32 most bassy to the 250 most balanced.\",\n \"Product: WD VelociRaptor drives offer an unmatched combination of high performance and high reliability, perfect for workstations, high-end video and photo editing, low-end servers and performance enthusiast's systems. Comes with a 3.5-inch mounting frame for easy installation into today's high-performance systems and chassis. Ultra fast - Designed around a 10,000 RPM spin speed, these SATA 6 Gb/s drives include a 64 MB cache and deliver the ultimate performance for photo and video editing. Rock-solid reliability - With 1.4 million hours MTBF, these drives have the highest available reliability rating on a high capacity SATA drive. High capacity - State-of-the-art technology delivers a balance of high performance and high capacity perfect for data-intensive workloads that require large amounts of storage such as video editing, 3D rendering and scientific modeling. Ultra-cool operation Consumes less idle power and uses similar active power as the previous generation WD VelociRaptor, while offering higher capacity and performance. Advanced Format (AF) Technology adopted by WD and other drive manufacturers as one of multiple ways to continue growing hard drive capacities. AF is a more efficient media format that enables increased areal densities. IcePack mounting frame - The 2.5-inch hard drive is enclosed in a backplane-ready 3.5-inch mounting frame with a built-in heat sink that keeps this powerful little drive extra cool when installed in high-performance desktop chassis. NoTouch ramp load technology - The recording head never touches the disk media ensuring significantly less wear to the recording head and media as well as better drive protection in transit. Pre-emptive Wear Leveling (PWL) - Ensures reliability for applications that perform a high incidence of read/write operations at the same physical location on the disk. Rotary Acceleration Feed Forward (RAFF) - Optimizes operation and performance when the drives are used in vibration-prone, multi-drive chassis. Environmentally Conscious - In addition to being RoHS compliant, this generation of WD VelociRaptor also provides a halogen-free design.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Died and RMA'd within 3 months!\\n\\nReview: Bought two in March. By June I was seeing high disk utilization and occasional OS freezing. SMART showed OK.\\n\\nEventually - July - ran WD Data Lifeguard in DOS mode. It passed quick test - but very quickly failed extended test with \\\"Too Many Errors Found Contact Tech Support Status 0225\\\".\\n\\nPROs: Fast\\n\\nCONS 1: SMART says everything is fine - which it obviously is not - so I have no faith in how they manage/update SMART\\nCONS 2: Started failing within 3 months\\n\\nI don't think I've replaced anywhere near as many Seagate as I have Western Digital. It's as if they're under contract with Walmart and shipping everybody the same crappy drives.\\n\\nSad to say I don't think it's safe, really, to run even personal devices off hard drives without some kind of redundancy.\",\n \"Product: The Motorola Micro USB high-performance car charger is a requirement for anyone who is on the road. Through your vehicle power adapter you can talk and charge at the same time so your cell phone will stay charged while you are on the go. The sleek design of the charger will complement your phone as you power up directly from your vehicles adapter. The retention clip secures the cord giving this high performance car charger a clean appearance.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great genuine fast charger; could use longer cord\\n\\nReview: This is a great fast charger by Motorola. It's increasingly trickier to determine if something sold on Amazon or elsewhere is genuine product or not. \\\"OEM\\\" isn't sufficient anymore and most of the non brand name stuff is junk. Be sure to buy \\\"by Motorola\\\" (or whatever your brand is - but Motorola will work for most) and these are now half a ten spot on Amazon and lots more in the store.\\n\\nMy one complaint, and reason for dinging a star, is that the cord is way too short for use in most vehicles. It's fine for a non smart phone sitting in the console or a cup holder - but it's far too short for smart phone use with the phone positioned on or near the dashboard. I've been unable to find a micro-micro usb extension so I may switch to an power adapter with a socket and just use a long regular usb cable.\",\n \"Product: The Most Powerful Boeing UV-82: Boeing UV-82HP (High Power). Versatile Radio for Amateur and Use.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Top Choice for BaoFeng. Should be your Go To radio\\n\\nReview: Great value in radios. Should be baseline for anybody.\\n\\nThis particular model is the tops in the consumer BaoFeng line. Most modern and up to date chipset and features than earlier UV-82 and the various 52s.\\n\\nI like availability of colors.\\n\\nLots of channels.\\n\\nI do wish it was more water proof and had better intermod rejection\\n\\nNotes:\\nI have more pricey Japanese like my Kenwoods - and they're built far better and work far better.\\n\\nMy suggestion is to have a good primary Japanese - your choice of Kenwood Yaesu etc but to complement with lots of these. You can get a bunch of these to hand out and keep as spares to go along with your \\\"main rig\\\".\",\n \"Product: Latest model. Version 7 with 6 foot detachable power cord and heavy duty power supply. Keypad for local outlet control. Ethernet for reliable remote control. Fully supports NTP, syslog, and mobile devices. Enable AutoPing to automatically reboot modems or APs. Internal clock for programmed scheduling. API online for remote control via your own custom script or application. Fully programmable using simple BASIC scripts. Eight individual circuits provide up to 15A of total power. Two un-switched outlets. 10/100 auto-sensing plug-and-play Ethernet connection with static IP allows reliable connection anywhere on your LAN WAN or over the Internet via port forwarding. Multiple power-up recovery modes for safety and flexibility: timed sequential on all-off last state, custom timed sequence, etc. Low power - less than 4 watts. New design heavy duty power supply and detachable power cord included. Eligible for 5 year warranty when purchased from DLI Direct via Amazon and registered.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Control Your Kids Internet! Also good for weekly reboots and more!\\n\\nReview: I bought this to control my kids internet. Now I DO have a highly wired house - so my \\\"problem child\\\" goes through a switch in the wiring closet that goes to an outlet in this web power switch. (1) it goes off on a particular schedule, (2) I can further just \\\"off it\\\" if there's a problem.\\n\\nWhy? We'll my ADHD son can on occasion be at PITA (!) - and this takes away 95% of the \\\"personal involvement\\\". Apriori I would turn it off at 10pm (or whatever) and he'd come complain soon thereafter. With this - he knows \\\"it will just happen\\\". The same? In some ways - but it takes the nightly angst away. And if I need to I can just turn it off for a half hour (or more) via app (phone app- get it) or web as needed.\\n\\nSo his outlet (and now my youngest - who's not much of a problem) have their own switch and outlet - and curfew on internet.\\n\\nNote it's a PITA to change the program - but if my son needs to study late he can tell me - and I'll just \\\"turn it on\\\" after it goes off.\\n\\nI also have different Sun-Thurs schedules than Fri-Sat.\\n\\nOther advantages\\n1) Kids curfew as noted\\n2) It can be configured to ping an ip address (such as google dns) and upon X failures to power cycle certain outlets - like your cable modem and router (!)\\n3) Weekly power cycle all (say Monday morning 3am or whatever) seems to help\\n\\nI'd been looking for something like this before I had a problematic child - to reboot Cable Modems and Routers (as they seem to need - urgh!) but also like the additional utility of controlling my kids internet.\\n\\nCONS\\nThe scripting is somewhat of a PITA - a line at a time, refresh, next line .... But once in you're OK.\\nTIME Sync does NOT understand daylight savings - so I no longer use it - as I get a hour shift I forget to account for.\\n\\nRight now I have hooked up :\\nCable modem; router (one of them); 24 port main Ethernet switch; Kid 1 switch; Kid 2 switch; DirectTV Ethernet thingy; DirectTV Ethernet thingy 2\\nThey all are set to reboot every Monday early morning (Just because it seems to help)\\nThey all are set to reboot if a ping test to google DNS servers fails some number of times\\nKids switch outlets have curfews set via scripting.\\n\\nThat said\\n- if you just want a Web Power Switch with some scripting - this is great.\\n- if you need to control your kids internet ( esp fixed curfew(s) ) this is also great.\",\n \"Product: Audio-Technica's ATH-ANC9 QuietPoint headphones use proprietary active noise-cancelling technology to provide a comfortable listening environment in areas with high ambient noise. Delivering noise cancellation up to a remarkable 95%, the ATH-ANC9 QuietPoint headphones feature Audio-Technica's new Tri-Level Cancellation. Mode 1, ideal for use on airplanes, trains and buses, applies maximum noise cancellation to low frequencies. Mode 2, designed especially for use in noisy offices or crowded places, targets the mid-range frequencies, while Mode 3 creates a pristine, peaceful environment ideal for study. The headphones feature four miniature microphones, two in each earpiece, that pick up ambient noise and create a sound-cancelling signal to effectively block the noise. The ATH-ANC9 headphones also offer a cable with an inline microphone and controller for answering calls and controlling music. The mic and controller support select products, including iPhones, iPads, and many iPods. The microphone has an omnidirectional pickup pattern and it is designed for crisp intelligibility, so your voice will be clearly transmitted without having to speak directly into the mic. These headphones are designed to offer you crystal-clear sound that makes Audio-Technica the choice of leading artists worldwide. Wherever you happen to find yourself-in the comfort of your living room, in a noisy office, or settling in for a long flight-there is no better way to experience audio or immerse yourself in a peaceful environment.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: So far the cat's meow though a preliminary review\\n\\nReview: Interim early review: So far the cat's meow.\\n\\nThese arrived today. They appear to be a well packed return (as in who can re-wrap/tie cables like the factory eh?).\\n\\nI'm running them through the paces in pass-through mode, and silencing 1 (planes, fans, etc), 2 (people per-se), 3 (make it quiet darnit).\\n\\nThey appear pretty sensitive\\n- I can drive them directly through my Samsung 5 phone. Note I'm using Neutron as a player but I generally havent' tweaked settings ... more on that.\\n- Passthrough: I can hear amplifier noise in quiet passages or inbetween. If you amp (or chain through your amp) isn't quiet - you'll hear it a bit. So if you do - change sources - as you may be revealing your source components if not already aware.\\n- That said - until I tried a headphone amp - I wasn't a believer. Now I am. So they do fine off your PC (MacbookPro right now) or Phone. But can shine with an amp (and note PCs and phones generally have sucky DACs and amps - so a separate dedicated (like FiiO etc) is always a win.\\n\\nIn non passthrough mode (eg ON)\\n- There is some background noise. Kind of \\\"spatial\\\" . But the Noise Cancellation is introducting artifacts - esp when not driven by a source.\\n- It's \\\"boomier\\\" a bit depending on setting. For example like Bass Boost on setting 1. So I may use the EQ on Neutron for that.\\n\\nSo far they're comfortable. About 3 hours in is all. And, hey, maybe burn-in is a real thing (I can understand some parts of that argument).\\n\\nI do like they work in pass-through mode even if the battery dies. It's total bypass. Nice to just keep going.\\n\\nSome folks seem to complain about sound leakage. I haven't found that yet - but I really don't crank it up. Maybe I'll ask the next seat over on my upcoming flight. Otherwise, yeah, maybe that LED does need some dampening (a trend that seems universal - \\\"my led is brighter than yours\\\". Not horrible - but maybe distracting on a night flight? Dunno.\\n\\nI'm using the inline mic-cable right now on an afternoons of meetings and reports are good. Or well \\\"you sound fine\\\". I like that it comes with a second cable (no mic/controls) and some portable amps may like that (some disable; some seem to just not like that cable). And the 1/4\\\" adapter and airplane adapter.\\n\\nNoise Cancelling?\\n- Ok so far in home office - even \\\"Quiet Mode\\\" I don't hear the TV downstairs.\\n- Not a real review so far. Burning them in; wearing for comfort; testing non challenging noise modes (just based on flying a desk at home office)\\n- Upcoming challenges:\\n--- Cross country flights in 4 legs;\\n--- 8-12+ hours a day in a computer lab control room. I think this will be as good as a test I'll have my team-mates Bose. For both comfort and comparative noise cancelling\\n\\nI know not to expect noise cancelling as good as Bose .... but sound better .... so we'll see.\",\n \"Product: These thoughtfully designed P-handled hex wrenches fit the task at hand, as well as they fit in your hand. The long shaft of each wrench is fitted with a Bondhus Balldriver for those hard to reach bolt heads. The short end of the wrench is neatly chamfered and extends from the handle for use when fully tightening bolts in high torque applications. Shaft lengths are optimally selected to minimize the wind-up and flex experienced with longer wrenches. The hex wrenches are made from Bondhus Protanium high torque industrial steel for long life. The offset P-handles are made from a durable nylon material and are ergonomically-designed for comfortable use. The 10mm P-Handle Hex Wrench can also be used for removing crank bolts with a 10mm socket.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great wrench in a great format.\\n\\nReview: 5mm is the most frequently used tool and the form factor and ball end of this is great. Very handy - to the point I have ar hard time keeping my hands on it.\\n\\nI help staff a Boy Scouting Mountain Bike Program. I spend most of my time tweaking and (continuously) re-adjusting bikes as they come and go many times a day.\\n\\nThe 5mm wrench was always dissapearing. And the cheapo HF one without a ball end was also sometimes tough to get into some sockets. And I had a hard time keeping my hands on that one anyway as everybody helping needed the 5mm.\\n\\nThis format with short straight and long ball end is great and the handiest format. I sharpied the heck out of it and put my usual loop of paracord through the handle to mark it. So while it still dissapeared a lot in the shop during events - I still was able to bring it home.\\n\\nI highly recommend these wrenches and in this format.\",\n \"Product: CP-L (#0102) holds most large radios, satellite phones, and GPS.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Strong enough for Rapelling. Maxpedition! Perhaps over-built.\\n\\nReview: This is crazy strong and crazy adjustable. It's also so strong I feel I could anchor rapelling rig off of it.\\n\\nI keep wondering if it's overkill for holding a phone or radio.\\n\\nLOTS of Maxpedition *heavy* strapping and velcro. Squished flat it's twice as thick as my phone and almost as thick as my Ham radio.\\n\\nPros:\\nYou will NEVER break this or wear it out.\\nIt is uber adjustable - just not so much on the fly (except maybe elastic).\\n\\nCons:\\nIt is so overbuilt you have to choose to just deal with the weight. But you will NEVER wear it out\\nMight be too tight to press buttons on radios unless you lock out the keypad. Even if \\\"large enough\\\"\\n\\nNeutral:\\nDifficult to adjust on the fly. Not a negative but don't expect to quickly tweak it But it WILL hold it's new shape.\\n\\nOther:\\nI adjusted the side strap and it will fit my Samsung S5 (pulls things wide and top tighter) as well as Kenwood TH-D7A(G) or BaoFeng UV-82HP .\\n\\nWith the radio I do have concerns about button pressing/smooshing w/o locking out the front panel. Holders with a \\\"non strap front\\\" may do better on not smooshing buttons. have to see about this.\\n\\nReadily fits per my use and testing - with a lot of horizontal and vertical room to spare. One resize (width) and I can fit any of the following easily with room if I needed for the ginormous phones:\\n BaoFeng UV-82HP\\n Samsung S5\\n Garmin 60 CSX GPS\\n\\nA Baofeng 52 or \\\"mini\\\" cell phone such as my wife's S4 Mini will be lost in this size. Plenty of adjust ment range to go larger.\",\n \"Product: CP-L (#0102) holds most large radios, satellite phones, and GPS.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Strong enough for Rapelling. Maxpedition! Perhaps over-built.\\n\\nReview: This is crazy strong and crazy adjustable. It's also so strong I feel I could anchor rapelling rig off of it.\\n\\nI keep wondering if it's overkill for holding a phone or radio.\\n\\nLOTS of Maxpedition *heavy* strapping and velcro. Squished flat it's twice as thick as my phone and almost as thick as my Ham radio.\\n\\nPros:\\nYou will NEVER break this or wear it out.\\nIt is uber adjustable - just not so much on the fly (except maybe elastic).\\n\\nCons:\\nIt is so overbuilt you have to choose to just deal with the weight. But you will NEVER wear it out\\nMight be too tight to press buttons on radios unless you lock out the keypad. Even if \\\"large enough\\\"\\n\\nNeutral:\\nDifficult to adjust on the fly. Not a negative but don't expect to quickly tweak it But it WILL hold it's new shape.\\n\\nOther:\\nI adjusted the side strap and it will fit my Samsung S5 (pulls things wide and top tighter) as well as Kenwood TH-D7A(G) or BaoFeng UV-82HP .\\n\\nWith the radio I do have concerns about button pressing/smooshing w/o locking out the front panel. Holders with a \\\"non strap front\\\" may do better on not smooshing buttons. have to see about this.\\n\\nReadily fits per my use and testing - with a lot of horizontal and vertical room to spare. One resize (width) and I can fit any of the following easily with room if I needed for the ginormous phones:\\n BaoFeng UV-82HP\\n Samsung S5\\n Garmin 60 CSX GPS\\n\\nA Baofeng 52 or \\\"mini\\\" cell phone such as my wife's S4 Mini will be lost in this size. Plenty of adjust ment range to go larger.\",\n \"Product: The Caldwell TackDriver is the most user-friendly and effective, one-piece shooting bag available. This convenient shooting bag takes the place of two. You can use the Tack Driver almost anywhere, from portable and permanent shooting benches to makeshift positions in the field.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great bag; not hard to fill; use ground walnut husks and long funnel to fill.\\n\\nReview: This is a great value on a great product. I needed something for a house window sill so I could target shoot while working out of the home office. This is long enough to span the ledges and heights of a window and casement and trim.\\n\\nI also just recently used it to set up a scope on a rifle - leveling in particular. It was long enough and by flaring the bottom wings out it wedged the rifle along enough length to set up the scope without touching or tweaking much.\\n\\nThis will likely end up the primary bag that goes places with my others for friends and special purposes.\\n\\nI filled mine with crushed walnut hulls from HF (sold as blasting media in large bags cheap). It's really not that difficult. I used a large screw driver handle, twisting, to \\\"open up\\\" the fill holes. And then I used a long tapered oil/transmission fluid funnel. You could make a long one (12-18\\\" the taper helps) from heavy paper or cardboard. Pour half a cup or two in at a time and jiggle. Do that for both sides, shake to settle and check fill; touch up whichever side. To keep it from leaking, take the fill nipple, and fold it under and in, so the velcro strap holds the bent fill nipple in place. Good enough (though if you were playing catch it might leak some).\\n\\nDo watch moisture with walnut husks. Not as bad as seeds. Ddon't use seeds or beans - you'll have an unrecoverable mess if they start sprouting and/or rotting. Poly beads are waterproof - but will end up with a lighter bag. Your call. I had the ground husks and they work well.\",\n \"Product: If you are looking for a table that's quick and easy to set up, has room for your drinks and still room for games, and is lightweight the Eclipse Table is the one for you. You simply buckle the straps at each corner and adjust them to allow the tautness that you prefer. Since there are two layers, the lower level has 4 built in beverage holders so you don't have to worry about your drinks getting knocked over while you're eating or playing games and the top level is flat for your other activities. There's no more worrying about your drinks spilling on your cards or being in the way of a fast paced game. When it's time to head home, unlatch the buckles, and slide the table into the included carry bag and you're set for your next outing.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Favorite portable table: Easy setup and use; Carries like another chair.\\n\\nReview: Great table that folds compactly and is very useful.\\n\\nPROs:\\nFolds compactly like a folding chair and carries the same.\\nEasy setup - pop out loosen, snap, and tighten straps and you're done.\\n2nd level for beverages also good place for wallets or keeping stuff out of mild drizzle or such\\nStraps are strong. I put good tension on them to make the top firm and haven't broken a bukle yet Note the verticals on the corners are tension straps. That's how it's assembled; otherwise it collapses like chair. Nice.\\n\\nCONs:\\nTop is a bit sproingy. It's to be expected with a sprung design. Just know that light things and/or tall things like beeor or wine are likely to go end over if somebody puts something heavy or touches the top hard. So use the under level for that and the top for books, food plates, etc.\\n\\nI've got two - one for my \\\"Scoutmaster Tent\\\" right next to my cot - and one for outside with the oher leaders.\\n\\nAlso great for festials such as our Beer, Bourbon, and BBQ festival amongst others. So my top choice for any portable table.\\n\\nThere's a version with a checker/chess board top. We play mostly card games if any so I didn't opt for that.\",\n \"Product: High quality titanium foldable spork. Comes with a storage bag. Lightweight and easy to carry. Dimensions: Length 6.5 / 165mm; weight - 0.6oz / 18gr. A great product for outdoor cooking, poykes, BBQs and camping. Product of Toaks.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality but MUST be locked with the slider bar\\n\\nReview: EDIT: I'll leave the old post. But the sliding TOAKS bar you see on the handle? If you push that snugly toward the spork end - it will push the wires out slightly and lock them behind the dimples. Thus making into a very sturdy stove. Iff you do this you'll love it; if you don't (or somebody borrowing doesn't) then they'll hate it. Marking now as 5 stars.\\n\\nThe quality is good - but it folds the wrong way. In use, pressure by the hand on the handle, scooping food with the spoon portion, will cause it to pivot and unlock.\\n\\nI've tightened mine up with pliers to some extent - but if it folded the other way (eg over the top) then pressure of use would tend to lock it in place - not unlock it\\n\\nSince it's Titanium it'd be risky to bend the tabs 180 to reverse the folding and locking\",\n \"Product: Introducing the Peltor Tactical 100 Electronic Hearing Protector, with improved performance, enhanced comfort features and greater functionality. Featuring proprietary 3M technology that suppresses harmful gunshot noise while amplifying low-level sounds, the Peltor Tactical 100 Electronic Hearing Protector is ideal for both indoor and outdoor shooters and hunters. Adaptive Frequency Response reduces background noise for clearer conversations and hearing of commands. Plus, the Variable Suppression Time feature provides optimal echo reduction in indoor shooting environments. *Please note this is not a noise cancelling hearing protector.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good set of features; compatible with HY80; Wish cut-in was as fast as the TAC 6\\n\\nReview: I love the recessed microphones and the auto shutoff and the battery change of these. Far better than the TAC 6 which I otherwise love.\\n\\nFor CUT-IN ( eg recovery ) the Peltor Tac 6 wins any competition. Fast. The Howard Leight is next. Pretty good. I also have the Peltor Tactical 100s and they're annoyingling slow compared to the Tac 6. I'll note that people that may not have tried the Tac 6 don't know how nice that fast recovery is (you barely know there was an interruption).\\n\\nI do like the automatic timeout and the battery replacement is good in both (neither good in Tac 6).\\n\\nMy main - and highly recommended upgrade to any of these are the HY80 gel pads. They really rock in terms of comfort, feel, etc. They're standard on many hundred dollar aviation headsets and I've put them on all of mine. Since the Howard Leight is a different shape there is no gel pad upgrade that I know of - whereas most (Peltor esp) are compatible with the HY80 gel pads (Amazon, flight shops, etc).\\n\\nOverall IFF you have a large head - then go for the Howard Leight. Otherwise go for the Peltors. .\",\n \"Product: ISM’s Performance Recreation saddles are based on the same platform as ISM’s Performance Short saddles, but feature extra padding for more long-mile comfort. The PR 3.0 has ISM’s highest level of padding, and a wider 145mm rear end - ideal for upright bikes, or anyone struggling to find comfort. Prior to 2016, the PR 3.0 was sold as the Typhoon model. 60-series foam-and-gel padding. Rear transition hook. Same chassis as the PS series. Nose-less design removes pressure from soft tissue, ensuring maximum blood flow, no genital numbness, and a healthier, more enjoyable ride. Color: Black. Width: 145. Genre: 235. Material: Synthetic. Gender/Age: Unisex. Rail Material: Steel. Clamp Style: Std Rails. Defined Color: Black. Saddle Cut Out: Yes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Must try - all my cycles have these now. Do make sure you set it up properly\\n\\nReview: Outstanding saddle. This is for my Rockhopper and I bought it after great experience with another one on my spin cycle. For my spin cycle I got the broad short seat - no need for side control. This model with the longer front gives you the side/thigh control when you need it.\\n\\nI am a super fan of these ISM saddles. I mainly ride relatively flat to mildly hilly forest trails. With some street connections. I generally ride 30-60 minutes and these ISM seats have solved all the neuropothy issues with conventional saddles.\\n\\nMy only admonishment is that it takes (1) a while to get used to it, and (2) a while to get it adjusted. Truly follow the instructions - as they seem wrong (drop, angle). And give it a week to get used to and also tweak the adjustments (bring your tools on your rides). It took me under but near a week to get it where it's working great for me - and to get used to it. So please do be prepared to work through this change - you won't regret it!\",\n \"Product: The American Nordic Walking System and SKIWALKING.COM LLC are the #1 retailers of quality one-piece Nordic Walking Poles. The Carbon VIP's are real carbon fiber Nordic Walking fitness walking poles! Quality one-piece construction for everyday use, dependable and user friendly (cheap/flimsy collapsible poles are NOT user friendly and are NOT for every day use). We have ALL 16 lengths in-stock and ready to ship. Using correct length poles improves walking posture (straightens out the back) and allows the poles to radically reduce stress to the shins, knees, hips and back + burns up to 40% more calories than regular walking. Please indicate your height when ordering or email your height to us so we can select the perfect length poles for you. We provide a Perfect Length Guarantee! Patented comfortable straps, durable carbide tips (for the trail, beach, snow or ice) and removable rubber tips for hard surfaces (pavement) included. FREE DVD and instructional emails or handouts included with every purchase. Free coaching also available by email or our toll free phone #. According to Nick Mahood, SWIX Nordic Walking Director, \\\"I have no doubt that Pete Edwards, owner/founder coach of Ski Walking, is the #1 retailer of Nordic Walking Poles in the US! You can quote me on that! We are generally an inactive and increasingly overweight country. Nordic Walking is just what we need, it is simple, effective and gives people who have difficulty moving the ability to get out and walk! Through his nationwide efforts to spread the message about Nordic Walking Pete Edwards has given thousands of people the means to improve their health and well being! Pete Edwards has single handedly introduced Nordic Walking to thousands of Americans through his clinics!\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Outstanding product; can modify gait for bad knee\\n\\nReview: This is an outstanding product (and I think it's a newer version/listing than <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Swix-Carbon-Fiber-Nordic-Walking-Fitness-Poles/dp/B000E7QQ9I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Swix Carbon Fiber Nordic Walking Fitness Poles ...</a>)\\n\\nQuality, fit, and durability is very good.\\n\\nI have a bad knee. Well, two, but one has medium-bad osteoarthritis. I bought these for (1) plain 'ol exercise walking, (2) see if I could offload the left knee with the arm motion, and (3) hiking.\\n\\nWhile not optimal per-se for hiking (smaller grips) I've found them fine for walking and hard pack trails.\\n\\nFor the knee, the normal usage/gait of alternate leg and arm forward, put additional weight on my left knee and I could feel it.\\n\\nWhat I did was reverse the gait for Left leg and Left arm forward (and right/right). It's less unnatural than it sounds - though if I break gait it takes a thought and a step or two to re-sync and not end up in normal alternate arm/log gait.\\n\\nThis works very well for my left knee and I've found I can walk roughly double length before I start feeling the knee. From a downhill (or uphill) walk/hike perspective I can change slightly (closer to white poling) and still keep the weight off.\",\n \"Product: Fully Automatic and Fully Legal .22 Caliber Belt Fed (pellet) Machine Gun This exciting new item, which is powered by CO2, nitrogen, or compressed air will unleash up to 12 rounds per second. The SMG .22 revolutionary belt fed feed system is the first of its kind. The patent pending 100 link ammo belts feed out of the ammo drum located behind the front grip. Included with the SMG .22: 100 rd. ammo drum, (1) 100 rd. belts, ammo belt easy load tool, owners manual, gun oil packet (CHECK FOR LOCAL RESTRICTIONS) MADE IN U.S.A.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Awesome Big Boy Toy. Follow my tips for success\\n\\nReview: This is absolutely a ton of fun. Here are my requirements for success. If you follow them it's flawless - unless you screw up. Which you will do.\\n\\n1) Use Gamo Match 15.43 grain .22 caliber flat nose pellets .\\n2) Use the speed load block as it centers the pellet in the link. You want the pellets pretty much centered. Speed load block also saves tons of time (2 minutes per belt to load)\\n3) Make sure there is ONE and only ONE pellet in each link. For each belt I load I usually find at least one double up. I think this comes from a under spec pellet dropping in deeper and another dropping in the same hole.\\n4) If you had a double - push them both out . Then either re-seat one (on the block) or just leave it out. No biggie missing one.\\n5) For the Drum - the fold out wing goes to the right hand side - to guide the empties down in. This is important.\\n6) For the Drum - given that orientation put the pellets point down (towards the bottom if on your table).\\n7) Double check when loading the drum that the pellets aren't pointed towards the back. I did that with a belt today and I know better!\\n8) S-Stack the links so that the loaded side feeds nicely. If you dump the links in and they're all wound up they won't feed and it'll jam or misfeed. This is important as the link and cam that rotates and indexes the links will slip if the belt is stuck or sticky or too much friction. If the belt isn't indexed for these reasons then the air may blow between and not send your pellet downrange. So pay attention to your link \\\"stacking\\\"\\n9) Ensure the drum is slid all the way back towards you; wing to the right;\\n10) hook link to the 1 o-clock position. This one will never fire and with speed loader you'd tuck this in lower left. but just put 1st link at 1 oclock\\n11) fold the right wing guide in against the top link holder.\\n\\n12) Use HPA. Now this HATES CO2. It's not it's fault. It's gas pig. Before HPA became (even remotely) affordable paintballers spent hundreds on long remote lines and evaporators and such to keep their paintball guns from freezing out. This is as much of a gas hog as a paintball gun. And for those that haven't figured it out - it's a modified Tippman 98 and it's the Tippman brothers you have to thank for this nifty piece. Glad to see! them having fun\\n\\nIf you insist on using CO2 then pull it off of a 10 or 20# bulk tank - one without a siphon. Add a long remote hose (6' minimum) this will help reduce the cold gun issues by huge amount. I otherwise think they should *not* sell it with a cylinder as it's a presumption of success that doesn't exist. And garners lots of bad reviews.\\n\\nAnd a couple others for safety\\n\\n13) Cock the gun before screwing in the air tank. It may leak if you don't - or cycle one or more times. Do this without a belt installed or be very safe.\\n\\n14) Don't run the air tank down. As paintball guns will do (and this is based on the 98) it will self cycle and \\\"fart on down\\\" (paintball term). You've probably got a partially fired belt on it. Remove it as if this has happened, and cocking may help, it may self cycle until it pressurizes as you screw in the new cylinder. Thus ideally NOT putting pellets into your feet. So don't run the tanks empty.\\n\\n15) FIRING FULL AUTO. A \\\"good pull\\\" will get you one shot. The harder you pull the faster it will cycle. So pull hard until you get the feel. For the reason - this uses the Tippman RT or \\\"Reactive Trigger\\\". It helps bounce the trigger against your finger to provide the full auto. Kinda nice having an auto-selector for single shot vs full auto. Just little getting used to. If nothing else PULL HARD and then play around for your sweet spot.\\n\\nSo follow those tips - and any others folks have. As with any routine - it becomes routine. And then it rocks . Well OK even today I put a belt in pointed backwards and wondered why it wasn't working well.\",\n \"Product: The armor-dillo heavy duty waterproof container will contain 4 gallons of water for your outdoor need. This is a very robust water container that has a very easy to use spout along with a handle to easily carry your container wherever you may go. This container is 30% stronger than any other Reliance container. This container passed a drop test from 10ft full of water. This is a great product for anyone that needs a water storage system that they will know last for many years.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Only model so far I'd trust bouncing around in the back of my truck.\\n\\nReview: Pros: Very very sturdy. Did I say very sturdy?\\n\\nCons: No pour spout.\\n\\nI love how sturdy this is.\\n\\nI wish it came with pour spout in normal (to Reliance ) reversed configuration. As is it's threaded cap for one but you must knock it out. So you're pouring out of a buld container. Not necessarily bad - but not a good container for quick transfer.\\n\\nThat said less chances of this leaking due to valve seal or inversion.\\n\\nMy suggestion would be to have a spare spigot cap - or maybe you sue the one of the jug you're re-filling.\\n\\nThis is going in my truck so I've always got some water - and this is the only model so far I'd trust bouncing around in back\",\n \"Product: This item is packaged in a convenient Gripper box. Purchase any 36 items packaged in Gripper Boxes (in 1 order) and receive a free Gripper Hardware Storage System from the PDQ Auto Body Supplies Amazon Storefront!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Honda as advertised; Barcode and label confirm generic. QMET vendor..\\n\\nReview: Edit. I always try to buy from the listing creator. Whis is PDQ in this case. But somehow I got QMET. So I'm initiating a return for not as described. I'l re-order from PDQ and update this.\\n\\nNot a Honda Part. Package has a generic text unlike any Honda label/barcode. Barcoad scan reveals (variously) \\\"New Product\\\" or generic .... but in no way Honda.\\n\\nOn the plus they seem OK\\n\\nOn the negative they're not HONDA as advartised, and the price reflects HONDA not generic. The also don't look like the Honda parts on our minivan. They look like the generics.\\n\\nSo I'll probably us them as I need them. But they're clearly not Honda.\\n\\nI did try to take care (as you should always do) to buy from the listing-creation seller. But to no real joy.\\n\\nI rate 2 starts as \\\"they're OK\\\" but not Honda as listed by the listing creator. So 2+ x the price for generic. But major dings for fraudulent listing. If anything this will be the downfall of Amazon marketplace vs brick-n-mortor as no only market, not even Amazon, seems safe from fraud nowadays.\\n\\nYMMV but if you want Honda parts, well, drive to the dealership.\",\n \"Product: Made from durable nylon material, this sporty Bible cover features multiple exterior pockets, a cool compass carabineer, durable zipper pulls, spine handle and interior pen and pencil holders. This cover will fit The Edge Devotional Bible, the Adventure Bible, the Teen Study Bible and many more books and Bibles up to 6 1/8\\\" x 8 13/16\\\" (224mm x 156mm).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Boy Scout Handbook Cover\\n\\nReview: These Bible Book Covers make great covers for Boy Scout Handbooks.\\n\\nThe Medium in particular has several extra pockets on the front for scouting doodads.\\n\\nMy son uses the Medium - perfect size for even the ring bound version of the handbook (highly recommend the ring bound over the perfect bound for handbooks - spend the extra dollar or two) - and far preferable (to us) to the velcro closure BSA one (that doesn't have room for much else either).\\n\\nMy son thought, from pictures, that the handle was sissy (you know, purse), but he wouldn't have it without it now (it's a book pack right?)\\n\\nThese are also thicker so there's room - and a left side flap - for a notepad as well as every Scout should have.\\n\\nThese do come in sizes, and Amazon has all three, though from confusing inconsistent entries. So do get the Medium for the Boy Scout Handbook. I bought to try the XL before finding the other sizes. It's pretty big - but I'm a Scout Master - and have already stuffed it with the extra handbooks and field books a leader may use. Recommendation in general for Scouts - Medium.\\n\\n<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Zondervan-Olive-green-bible-cover-w-Compass-Medium/dp/0310806607/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Zondervan Olive green bible cover w/Compass Medium</a> - Recommended for Scout Handbooks including spiral bound\\n<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Zondervan-Olive-green-bible-cover-w-Compass-Large/dp/0310806593/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Zondervan Olive green bible cover w/Compass Large</a>\\n<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Zondervan-Olive-green-bible-cover-w-Compass-XL/dp/0310806615/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Zondervan Olive green bible cover w/Compass XL</a>\",\n \"Product: The unique design and low energy consumption aren't the only reasons Ice Eliminator has become a best seller. Let's just list a few more... Solid aluminum housing keeps the unit from falling out of the birdbath. Attractive rock-like design blends naturally with any birdbath. Spray paint any color to match any birdbath. Will not calcify, rust, or leave stains in birdbaths. Won't burn or melt plastic birdbaths. Being only 50 watts, it saves you money versus most other brands. Three year limited warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good product for smaller bird baths\\n\\nReview: This is a good product for smaller bird baths. It's 15F and there's a 12\\\" circle unfrozen in the 18-24\\\" scalloped batch (inside/outside dimensions).\\n\\nIt replaced another great product - the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Farm-Innovators-C-50-Bird-Bath-De-Icer/dp/B0002DHBDY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Farm Innovators C-50 Bird Bath De-Icer</a> - that after 15 years started tripping the GFCI. they'll all do this after a long spell.\\n\\nWe replaced with this product as my wife thought it less industrial looking than the C-50. That and we figured we didn't need the 150W of the C-50 for our smaller bird bath.\\n\\nShe also painted it. You can also paint the C-50 but it'll still look industrial.\\n\\nSo unless you live in South Dakota (my birth place :) ) or have a very large bird bath you'll probably be happy with this product. Otherwise get the C-50 - it's a great product as well for colder/larger.\",\n \"Product: Farnam Just One Bite II Bait Chunks, 8lbs (64, 2 oz chuncks)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works. Love it in Eaton 902. Deceased rodents immediately whereas they ignored Tomcat.\\n\\nReview: Rodents are dying and stinking up the attic! I couldn't ask for more!\\n\\nSeriously. I'd originally put out the cute mouse poison feeder Tomcat's - to no effect.\\n\\nRealistically I think they're sized for voles and nothing bigger. And I think their bait isn't enticing.\\n\\nWell I'd been hearing some \\\"bigger\\\" scurring about and chewing in the attic. Just above the MBR. No bites in the Tomcats. Not a bite. And I did have some dead mice in the Victor Tin Cats. But no bites on the Tomcat poison.\\n\\nBigger rodents? I don't know. Maybe too big for Tomcat? Well they say they fit.\\n\\nSo I thought I'd try this Farnam Just One Bite II and put them in Easton 902 <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/JT-Eaton-902-Plastic-Top-Loader-Tamper-Resistant-Bait-Station-with-Side-Eyelets-4-1-2-34-Length-x-15-1-4-34-Width-x-12-34-Height-For-Mice-and-Rats-Case-of-6/dp/B00DLKGOYM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">JT Eaton 902 Plastic Top Loader Tamper Resistant Bait Station with Side Eyelets, 4-1/2\\\" Length x 15-1/4\\\" Width x 12\\\" Height, For Mice and Rats (Case of 6)</a>\\n\\nWell, I dunno, The Eaton 902 is bigger and lets bigger rodent (larger than voles and rats) and teh Farnam seems to be tastier.\\n\\nIndeed before the Eaton 902 showed up I hot glued a Farnam chunk into a soup can, put it into the attic, and overnight I'd had some nibbles. Right next to the long term Tomcats.\\n\\nNow I small dead rodents. I did find one soft one right near the Eaton 902 with Farnam. Flushed him. But, hey, I'm not in the attic much, the wife doesn't want spring traps due to the cat. So the occasional \\\"Snort of success\\\" in the attic just means victory!\\n\\nI've heard of \\\"bait shyness\\\" so maybe the Tomcat juts needs some peanut butter? Dunno. Maybe this eventually will? Doubting but I dunno.\\n\\nAll I know now is the sweeet (!) smell of victory ... that will pass ;) in time!\",\n \"Product: In-Sink-Erator Evolution Compact 3/4 HP Food Waste DisposerPerfect for households with restricted cabinet space, the Evolution Compact; delivers the new standard in sound and grind performance in a compact size.InSinkErator's powerful food waste disposers are the right choice when replacing an existing unit or designing a brand-new kitchen. You can choose between five Evolution models, including Evolution Septic Assist;, designed specifically for homes with septic systems. With an InSinkErator; food waste disposer in your kitchen, chicken bones, fruit rinds, coffee grounds and more can go right in the sink -- where they're virtually liquefied to safely flow into your sewage system or septic tank. You'll enjoy a cleaner food preparation area, and less bagged garbage cluttering your home.In-Sink-Erator Evolution Compact 3/4 HP Food Waste Disposer Features:; MultiGrind; Two grind stages let you quickly grind difficult food waste you wouldn't put in a standard disposer, like celery and potato peels. ; SoundSeal; Makes the Evolution Compact; at least 40% quieter than standard disposers. ; 34.6-Ounce Stainless Steel Grind Chamber and Grind Component Handles more volume than standard disposers. ; 3/4 Horsepower Dura-Drive; Induction Motor Gives you more horsepower than standard disposers. ; Quiet Collar; Sink Baffle Ensures quiet operation. In-Sink-Erator Evolution Compact 3/4 HP Food Waste Disposer Specifications:; Type of Feed: Continuous; On/Off Control: Wall Switch; Motor: Single Phase; HP: 3/4; Volts: 120; HZ: 60; RPM: 1725; Amp. (Avg. Load): 8.1; Time Rating: Intermittent; Lubrication: Permanently Lubricated Upper & Lower Bearings; Shipping Weight (Approx.): 19.5 lbs.; Unit Finish: Black Enamel Gray TEN-1706; Overall Height: 12-1/8\\\"; MultiGrind Technology: GrindShear Ring;; Grind Chamber Capacity: 34.6 oz.; Motor Protection: Manual Reset Overload; Average Water Usage: 1/4 Gallon Per Person Per Day; Average Electrical Usage : 1/2 KWH Per Month; Drain Connec\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Necessary replacement for failing Badgers\\n\\nReview: This replaced a Badger 5+ of 15 years use (finally started eating it's own grinding parts).\\n\\nAll the current reviews of Badger show they're junk with crappy construction and frequently cracking housings and resultant water spills and dumps. Review of construction shows the current Badger isn't made like the old Badger.\\n\\nTo get back to Stainless steel housings and parts and other quality one has no option now other than the Evolution line. This Evolution Compact is a tad larger than the Badger 5+, even more quiet, and is made with quality parts.\\n\\nMy former Badger had a tight installation and I was concerned about the slightly larger dimensions of this due to the sound proofing. But the main points of contact worry, the trap and fittings, were just below the respective steps in the outer housing. So it was simple to install - in particular as I utilized the standard badger twist lock fitting already in place in the sink.\",\n \"Product: The Astro Pneumatic Tool 1822 1/2" Nano Impact is the latest in mini lightweight impact development. At only 3.85" long (or about 1/2" longer than a credit card), the twin hammer 1822 Nano Impact is deceivingly powerful, registering a max of 450 ft./lbs. of torque. The 1822 was designed to be extremely light (3.0lbs.) and well balanced when connected to an air line, and operates in 3 forward and reverse speeds. Featuring a twin hammer design for increased reliability, and coming from Astro's robust ONYX line, this impact has more than just the numbers behind it.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Mighty Might ! Compact but Durable; helps me get into tight places like behind brake calipers\\n\\nReview: Love the compact size. It helps get into tight places.\\n\\nI bought this when encountering stuck caliper bolts. Reviews of compact size but sturdy played out and confirmed.\\n\\nThis did well, esp with it 's Forward/Reverse 1-2-3 each way of power. Used on whee lugs (careful on technique to not warp and always finish with Torque).\\n\\nAs I noted worked great and got behind calipers. Once side max power and a bit - but they came loose. The other side ws stuck and I cranked my air (C02 + offoad 0-250 high flow reg) up until about 175 it broke the bolts loose. I wouldn't run it long at that (2x nominal) but she did the job and still working great. And those bolts now have some anti-seize on them.\\n\\nSo this is my \\\"Mighty Might\\\" . I'm not sure it's up to shocks and suspension - but anything below that I'll not hesitate.\",\n \"Product: Capacitor part 30B387 is compatible with Liftmaster, Chamberlain, Sears Craftsman, and Master Mechanic 1/3 Horsepower residential garage door openers.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Exact replacement; should be on your preventative maintenance list\\n\\nReview: This is an exact replacement - and for a 14 year old opener - so durability is good.\\n\\nI have two openers - and the capacitor failed on one of them. At 14 years I checked the other, working, opener, and sure enough I could see a bulge starting to form. Failure was imminent!\\n\\nThis is an easy fix if your opener goes \\\"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\\\" and does nothing. This motor start capacitor gives the motor a kick to get it past the the starting load. If the capacitor has failed the motor can't get past that and remains stalled.\\n\\nEasy fix - and good preventative maintenance if you have several openers - replace them all at the same time.\\n\\nSame goes for your Air Conditioner. The motor start cap is a common failure (at about 4-5 years); a $100+ service call; and a $20 part for DIY.\\n\\nJust don't forget to unplug the opener and also take a picture of the color coded wires attachment to the old cap so you can restore that arrangement to the new ones (usually two blue (together) and two red (together)).\",\n \"Product: The purpose-built charger for 1-cell batteries utilized by ParkZones Vapor, Ember, Ember 2 and Sukhoi, and E-flites Blade mCX, theres no better choice than the fast and efficient Celectra 4-port charger. With ultra-micro aircraft making waves as the hottest innovation in RC, its also a charger certain to be in high demand among customers. The Celectra operates off of D batteries, or at home with the convenience of E-flites AC to 6VDC 1.5A Power Supply (sold separately).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Keeps you flying - but it's too big\\n\\nReview: This is a great charger having four ports. With the 110/120 mah batteries and a set of 5 you could pretty much keep flying.\\n\\nThings I like are multiple independent charge ports with individual indicator LEDs. No more trying to remember \\\"which pile is charging and which are charged\\\" as with the single port charger. And you get to keep flying a lot longer.\\n\\nWhat I don't like is primarily the size. This thing is huge and carves out a big chunk of your desk and also flight box. I understand that for batteries you'd need D-cells (or at least C-cells) to be able to cycling through batteries. What I'd like is for this to be a compact four (or more) slot charger (put it in a case the size of the single port) and have a separate battery box. As mine mostly lives in the bonus room the perfect combo for me would be {four+ ports; AC adapter} and I'd skip the battery holder. Others may want it all for flexibility - but please separate out the battery holder.\\n\\nIt's also a bit expensive and for the price should be at least separate {4+ ports; AC adapter; battery box}\\n\\nWith the newer larger batteries coming out (eg 150mah) and Heli's that suck them up quickly it would be nice to have more ports and maybe a charge rate option.\\n\\nIn short - it's useful if not necessary - but bulky and a bit pricey.\",\n \"Product: Carving Woodspirts: Beyond the Basics is a step-by-step tutorial on how to carve a detailed woodspirit face on a walking stick. Most steps provide expanded knowledge on not only how to make each cut but why. The principles taught in this book can easily be applied to virtually any face carving project, realistic or caricature. This book goes beyond some of the basic face carving instructions taught in many other books and shortens the learning curve on skills that took more advanced carvers years to learn. Carving Woodspirits is full of tips, tricks and techniques that Susan has learned over the last 25 years of carving and instructing. The book also includes over 20 patterns, gallery and resources page. This book is a must-have for anyone who really wants to learn how to carve a face. Coil bound for convenience.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great tips and detail - but as it says BEYOND the BASICS\\n\\nReview: This is an outstanding book - but the title is very accurate \\\"BEYOND the Basics\\\".\\n\\nThere are a lot of great tips - but if you're a budding wood spirit hiking stick carver - then I'd suggest ignoring most of the geometry unless you're carving a large project. On my roughly 1\\\" hiking stick projects I find the non-exaggerated geometry to be too fine for my abilities. I'd do OK on a far bigger stick - but I'm still working through \\\"smallish\\\" details on a project for my father's birthday.\\n\\nI'd suggest \\\"How to carve a Woodspirit in a Hiking Stick\\\" by Skylar Johnson and in particular the more exxagerated geometry such as longer noses, etc, will give you more carving room and still come out great. And, hey, what wood spirit is normal? I'm probably fighting one in the stick for my father trying to carve it with a small nose when it's probably got a huge noggin!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":32,"string":"32"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":169,"string":"169"}}},{"rowIdx":170,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2ZEPC2L3CDYHN"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Emilie Richards’s many novels feature complex characterizations and in-depth explorations of social issues. Both are a result of her training and experience as a family counselor, which contribute to her fascination with relationships of all kinds. Emilie and her husband enjoy dividing their time between the Florida Gulf Coast and Chautauqua County, New York. She is currently working on her next novel for MIRA Books.\". The summary of the review text is \"Complex characters asking questions with no right answers\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Another Shenandoah Album titles, this story focuses on two sisters, Kendra and Jamie, whose relationship when they were growing up was less than helpful for either of them. Their experiences then have followed them into adulthood and continue to infuse their interactions. Kendra can't have children, but Jamie has had no problems getting pregnant. Her two daughters are testament to that, but Jamie's descent into drug use and other acting out has scarred her sister as surely as it has scarred Jamie, even though that part of her past is long gone.\n\nJamie decides to give her sister what she wants but can't have: children. How? By acting as a surrogate. After convincing Kendra and her husband, Isaac, two embryos are transferred and Jamie soon realizes that the pregnancy--begin in a petrie dish--has taken. She's now pregnant with TWO babies. So far so good. Right? Maybe.\n\nIn order to enable Kendra to watch over Jamie during the next several months, Jamie moves into a little cabin with her girls while the house she has designed (she's an architecture student) that Kendra and Isaac will call their own. The man overseeing the construction is Cash Rosslyn, a man who watched his wife decline and die, and he makes clear that he's never going to settle. Why else would he live in a decrepit trailer his grandmother wouldn't allow any hired man to occupy? To Jamie's surprise, she likes Cash and he can't help himself. He likes her, too, and is undaunted by her gradually burgeoning pregnancy.\n\nBut what should have gone smoothly is fraught with physical issues as well as mental and emotional ones. Complications also arise when Cash learns something about Isaac he never would have guessed--until his taciturn father, who claims to have once known Isaac's mother--tells the men what he suspects. Then there's Grace, Cash's grandmother, and her long-standing feud with Helen, one of the celebrated quilters in the community.\n\nAs if this wasn't enough to keep a reader turning pages, Jamie discovers a lump in her breast that threatens her life and those of the babies she's carrying. She can't tell Kendra. What she decides to do and why informs the rest of the story to its crisis-ridden end. In doing so, both sisters become closer and Cash throws off the chains of his fears about death and dying.\n\nA story guaranteed to illustrate the multiple complexities of family relationships in all its tangled elements."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Another Shenandoah Album titles, this story focuses on two sisters, Kendra and Jamie, whose relationship when they were growing up was less than helpful for either of them. Their experiences then have followed them into adulthood and continue to infuse their interactions. Kendra can't have children, but Jamie has had no problems getting pregnant. Her two daughters are testament to that, but Jamie's descent into drug use and other acting out has scarred her sister as surely as it has scarred Jamie, even though that part of her past is long gone.\n\nJamie decides to give her sister what she wants but can't have: children. How? By acting as a surrogate. After convincing Kendra and her husband, Isaac, two embryos are transferred and Jamie soon realizes that the pregnancy--begin in a petrie dish--has taken. She's now pregnant with TWO babies. So far so good. Right? Maybe.\n\nIn order to enable Kendra to watch over Jamie during the next several months, Jamie moves into a little cabin with her girls while the house she has designed (she's an architecture student) that Kendra and Isaac will call their own. The man overseeing the construction is Cash Rosslyn, a man who watched his wife decline and die, and he makes clear that he's never going to settle. Why else would he live in a decrepit trailer his grandmother wouldn't allow any hired man to occupy? To Jamie's surprise, she likes Cash and he can't help himself. He likes her, too, and is undaunted by her gradually burgeoning pregnancy.\n\nBut what should have gone smoothly is fraught with physical issues as well as mental and emotional ones. Complications also arise when Cash learns something about Isaac he never would have guessed--until his taciturn father, who claims to have once known Isaac's mother--tells the men what he suspects. Then there's Grace, Cash's grandmother, and her long-standing feud with Helen, one of the celebrated quilters in the community.\n\nAs if this wasn't enough to keep a reader turning pages, Jamie discovers a lump in her breast that threatens her life and those of the babies she's carrying. She can't tell Kendra. What she decides to do and why informs the rest of the story to its crisis-ridden end. In doing so, both sisters become closer and Cash throws off the chains of his fears about death and dying.\n\nA story guaranteed to illustrate the multiple complexities of family relationships in all its tangled elements."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The Republic of Gilead offers Offred only one function: to breed. If she deviates, she will, like dissenters, be hanged at the wall or sent out to die slowly of radiation sickness. But even a repressive state cannot obliterate desire - neither Offred's nor that of the two men on which her future hangs...\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Truly cautionery in its subtle satire\n\nReview: Much has been made of the current political situation and what this author has written decades earlier. More significant to me than the story itself is the ending section entitled \"Historical Notes,\" in which is presented an analysis of the story and speculation about who recorded it on old tapes and then hid her account of the handmaids, one of whom is her. Then there is the author's own introduction to the story, in which she notes when she wrote it and the political situation in which she found herself at that time. Her words, \"It could happen here,\" in recalling what happened in Germany prior to and during World War II, was prescient.\n\nThis story presents a kind of dream-like state, in which women are divided into groups, and used by the men. Hinted at is the possibility of a nuclear or similarly-destructive past that has rendered some people (men and women) sterile. Thus, women deemed to be fertile must be used to repopulate the world in a setting where the Constitution has been set aside, the previous political situation has been destroyed and control is maintained by the almost routine killing of persons who have, for a variety of reasons, broken the new rules.\n\nBeing told to \"go along\" reveals how easily a previous system of civil authority can be set aside in favor of a different sort of authority, one in which women no longer are allowed to read, must not meet each other's eyes, and the joyousness of simple pleasures are no longer possible, except, perhaps in the silence of one's own mind.\n\nThe handmaid is cautionary and her tale needs to be read by all women today--if only to be metaphorically shaken by the shoulders and reminded how easily what we have today can be taken away.","Product: Grief doesn't come with a deadline She's got thirty days to clean up her mother's neglected home or she'll lose it. That's all city code inspector Will Stone has given her. And it's not nearly long enough for Suzy Bylin to sort through the lifetime of old treasures and broken keepsakes she's inherited. Desperate to keep the place, Suzy must steel herself against the feeling that every time she throws something away, she's getting rid of a memory of her mom. When she can no longer do it on her own, she has nobody to turn to but Will. And if she can help him through his own family crisis, maybe together they can find more than mutual support and friendship.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: One crisis after another\n\nReview: Suzy Bylin is still grieving her mother, a hoarder, whose house is practically unlivable. When Will Stone, the city code manager tells her she has 30 days to clean it out or have it condemned, Suzy knows she may lose it, but she can't seem to let go of all the things that reminded her of her mother.\n\nWill's mother is brought to the nursing home where Suzy works and her time with her new patient reveals some truths about her life and herself that Suzy has never really considered. While she has always been upbeat with her patients, she can't bring herself to accept that she might be attracted to Will.\n\nWhen she reaches a crisis point about the time when Will's mom has to begin chemo, each of them needs the other, but how can they help each other when Suzy refuses to talk to Will?\n\nThree kittens, the wedding of the town's mayor, and Will's mother all combine to force the two of them to admit how they really feel and what they really want out of life.","Product: The author of more than ninety books for children and adults, Janice Kay Johnson writes about love and family - about the way generations connect and the power our earliest experiences have on us throughout life. An eight time finalist for the Romance Writers of America RITA award, she won a RITA in 2008 for her Superromance novel Snowbound. A former librarian, Janice raised two daughters in a small town north of Seattle, Washington.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Complexities make the story compelling\n\nReview: Laura Vennetti hates guns. Why wouldn't she, after her 5-yr-old son accidentally kills his cousin with his father's service revolver and then her cop husband kills himself? When Detective Ethan Winter escorts Jake home from a gun show, Laura thinks the worst.\n\nBut something about Ethan makes her rethink her usual reaction. He befriends Jake and urges her to get him some help and his quiet awareness of her encourages her to consider getting to know him better. She knows he's not like her husband, but what she doesn't know he hesitates to tell her.\n\nWhen a case he's on requires that he shoot one of the perpetrator's, she panics and he angrily concludes he can't see her again. Does this also mean he's going to cut himself off from Jake, who's begun to think of Ethan as the father he no longer has?\n\nEmotions run high in this beautifully complex story as the threads of real life play out and eventually result in a rebraiding of family that surrounds these three.","Product: Jeannie Watt lives in a historical Nevada ranching community with her husband, horses and ponies. During the day she teaches junior high and at night she writes about cowboys, ranchers and cops. When she's not writing or feeding the animals, Jeannie enjoys sewing, making mosaic mirrors and cooking with her husband.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Reflecting of life and illuminating, too\n\nReview: Another Brody of Lightning Creek, this tale focuses on Danica, who is intent on creating a horse training facility on the ranch, and Gabe Matthews, a landscape architect who moves into the ranch house next door to convince Danica to sell her acreage to the man who saved him from himself.\n\nThe only problem with that is Danica isn't inclined to befriend him, much less sell the ranch, both of which Gabe figures out quickly. Attracted to her, he goes about attempting to get recently-burned-by-love Danica to trust him and maybe change her mind about selling.\n\nWhat will her three sisters say about the offer Gabe intends to make? Hard to know, but with all four girls not on the same page, Danica won't sell. But then, one of the sister's ex slithers into the picture, creating a crisis that nearly destroys Dani and ruins Gabe's plans to tell her everything. How it all spirals out of control and then gets \"fixed\" is both creative and realistic, reflecting how the complexities of life keep everything interesting.","Product: Kathryn Johnson, professional writing coach, motivational speaker, and author of over forty published books has shared her insights on the craft of fiction with other writers across the U.S. for more than twenty years. Her lectures at The Smithsonian Institute, Library of Congress, and for regional writers conferences have inspired and empowered writers from novice to experienced.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Read it, learn from it, do it!\n\nReview: I've read lots of books whose stated aim is to help the reader understand and maybe even improve the skills necessary when one aspires to write, to BE a writer. None really grabbed me like this one.\n\nThe difference? The author lays out a plan for the beginning or advanced writer who needs a kick in the pants to stop doing \"the usual.\" Instead she urges writing that first draft fast and hard--not with an eey to producing a great novel, but rather a rough draft on which later revision and improvement in made.\n\nHer suggestions throughout make sense to me. Creating a habit of 6-day/week butt in the chair for up to 90 minutes/day gives the reader who wants to be a writer the idea that to write is one's job--neither a hobby nor an avocation when one \"has the time.\" She explodes the notion that a writer must be inspired, and has the time to play at the craft. Instead she states that to be a good writer requires (duh) daily practice doing the job; namely, writing!\n\nFrom there she moves on to other nitty-gritty issues that probably have plagued all writers, as well as pretenders who aspire to assume that mantel. If you're serious about writing or want to get serious, buy this book, read it and then apply its simple and straight-forward suggestions.","Product: Mary Rosenblum attended the prestigious Clarion West Writers workshop in 1988, where she sold her first SF story to Asimov's Magazine editor Gardner Dozois and her writing career took off. She published multiple novels with NY publishers as Mary Rosenblum in SF and Mary Freeman in mystery, was a Hugo and Nebula finalist, won the Sideways and Compton Cook awards, and received a lot of critical acclaim for her fiction, both short stories and novels. She began teaching writing fifteen years and also works one-on-one with novice writers as a 'literary midwife' taking authors through drafts, final editing, publisher-matching, and self promotion of their books, to make sure it gets done well. She has twice returned to teach the Clarion West Writers workshop and lives in rural western Oregon where she flies a small plane to as many cool and faraway places as she can.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Useful and a must-read BEFORE self-publishing.\n\nReview: How-to books are hard for me to get through, but this one was easier than most. It was obvious to me that the author had experienced what she is describing. The key questions she asks the reader to answer (or attempt to) get to the heart of the issue: what is it the reader wants, and more importantly, is that reader willing to put in the hard work to attain that goal?\n\nWith her suggestions, some of the self-publishing bugaboos that often halt a new author in his/her tracks can be avoided. The nicest thing about the book is how easy it was to go back and check out certain sections more than once. This is one of the books on my \"favorites\" shelf in the how-to collection.","Product: When New York Times bestselling author JoAnn Ross was seven-years-old, she had no doubt whatsoever that she'd grow up to play center field for the New York Yankees. Writing would be her backup occupation, something she planned to do after retiring from baseball. Those were, in her mind, her only options. While waiting for the Yankees management to call, she wrote her first novellaa tragic romance about two star-crossed mallard ducksfor a second grade writing assignment. The paper earned a gold star. And JoAnn kept writing. She's now written around one hundred novels (she quit keeping track long ago) and has been published in twenty-six countries. Two of her titles have been excerpted in Cosmopolitan magazine and her books have also been published by the Doubleday, Rhapsody, Literary Guild, and Mystery Guild book clubs. A member of the Romance Writers of America's Honor Roll of best-selling authors, she's won several awards, including career achievement awards in both category romance and contemporary single title. Although the Yankees have yet to call her to New York to platoon center field, JoAnn figures making one out of two life goals isn't bad. Currently writing her Shelter Bay series (set on the Oregon Coast, where her high school sweetheart proposed), her Rivers Bend series (set in Southern Oregon ranching country, where she grew up), her award-winning Irish Castlelough series, and a new, upcoming Orchid Island series, JoAnn lives with her husband and two rescued dogs, who pretty much rule the house, in the Pacific Northwest.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The masterful linking of two different series\n\nReview: This book bridges two different series: Shelter Bay and Castlelough. I was unsure how the author would manage this, but she does so in what felt effortless. Her writing style, with its careful construction of complicated characters and realistic situations, all of which make up the stories she tells have always captured me, as did this one.\n\nSedona Sullivan, whose Take the Cake bakery shop is decimated first by a horrendous winter storm and then by an owner who takes advantage of the damage by cancelling her lease, is left with a headache and symptoms of PTSD. Her friend, Mary, offers her respite in her Irish cottage at Castlelough while decisions are made in Shelter Bay about what the other business owners are going to do. There Sedona meets Irish rocker Conn Brennan, a man whose backstory includes an abusive father, but a loving mother and five brothers.\n\nWhen Sedona and Conn, who'd met at Mary's wedding and had a one-night fling that each cannot forget, are reacquainted, the chemistry that brought them together at Mary's wedding (where Sedona made the wedding cake) is reignited in a big way. In fact, the sex they enjoy is filtered throughout the story, and makes clear that neither is going to be satisfied with a long-distance relationship. But, in that regard, how are they to stay together when Conn has decided to make some professional changes that also will anchor him at Castlelough and the opportunity to reopen her bakery suddenly offers Sedona what she's always wanted, including an expanded kitchen, too.\n\nWere the solution not so sudden and without apparent second thoughts and possible regrets that are overcome by the prospect of a happily-ever-after, I would have given this tale five stars. As it is, I'll settle for 4.5 in hopes that in the future, the ending, while a happy one, comes with a bit more careful consideration by all the characters.","Product: If Not for a Bee (Seasons of Alaska) [Mass Market Paperback] [Jan 01, 2015] Carol Ross\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Refreshing, a delightful story\n\nReview: IF you like knitting or environmental issues are dear to your heart or you've never been to Alaska but have always wanted to visit, this book could be for you. Third in the Seasons of ALaska series, the story revolves around Janie Everett and her four sons. A widow for three years, she is simply trying to hold together her life by keeping it simple. Along comes Aidan Hollings, who is studying native bee populations. He is far from simple in Janie's view, and she represents--mistakenly, he finds out--a simple, uneducated hausfrau who just doesn't understand or accept his apology for accidentally ruining the cake that is so special to her oldest son precisely because it was his late father's favorite. And all because he's allergic to bee stings, Janie is about to kill the bee, and Aidan jiggles her arms, which contributes to the cake's demise.\n\nIf they just went their separate ways, all would be fine, right? Wrong. Even the toddlers seem taken with Aidan, and the older boys are thrilled to learn from him. But what is he teaching Janie's sons? Why are they boxing when they're supposed to be helping him in his lab when his bout with a razor clam results in serious cuts on his hand?\n\nThen there are the incidents at school that neither boy has shared with Janie, but which Aidan seems to know about. A crisis involving drugs, something 13 year-old Gareth has been hiding and then his running away create a cascade of crises that bring everything to head, including the curious attraction Aidan and Janie have for each other when neither expected or wanted it.\n\nA refreshing story worth reading on a blustery fall day while the rain slides down the windows..."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The Republic of Gilead offers Offred only one function: to breed. If she deviates, she will, like dissenters, be hanged at the wall or sent out to die slowly of radiation sickness. But even a repressive state cannot obliterate desire - neither Offred's nor that of the two men on which her future hangs...\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Truly cautionery in its subtle satire\\n\\nReview: Much has been made of the current political situation and what this author has written decades earlier. More significant to me than the story itself is the ending section entitled \\\"Historical Notes,\\\" in which is presented an analysis of the story and speculation about who recorded it on old tapes and then hid her account of the handmaids, one of whom is her. Then there is the author's own introduction to the story, in which she notes when she wrote it and the political situation in which she found herself at that time. Her words, \\\"It could happen here,\\\" in recalling what happened in Germany prior to and during World War II, was prescient.\\n\\nThis story presents a kind of dream-like state, in which women are divided into groups, and used by the men. Hinted at is the possibility of a nuclear or similarly-destructive past that has rendered some people (men and women) sterile. Thus, women deemed to be fertile must be used to repopulate the world in a setting where the Constitution has been set aside, the previous political situation has been destroyed and control is maintained by the almost routine killing of persons who have, for a variety of reasons, broken the new rules.\\n\\nBeing told to \\\"go along\\\" reveals how easily a previous system of civil authority can be set aside in favor of a different sort of authority, one in which women no longer are allowed to read, must not meet each other's eyes, and the joyousness of simple pleasures are no longer possible, except, perhaps in the silence of one's own mind.\\n\\nThe handmaid is cautionary and her tale needs to be read by all women today--if only to be metaphorically shaken by the shoulders and reminded how easily what we have today can be taken away.\",\n \"Product: Grief doesn't come with a deadline She's got thirty days to clean up her mother's neglected home or she'll lose it. That's all city code inspector Will Stone has given her. And it's not nearly long enough for Suzy Bylin to sort through the lifetime of old treasures and broken keepsakes she's inherited. Desperate to keep the place, Suzy must steel herself against the feeling that every time she throws something away, she's getting rid of a memory of her mom. When she can no longer do it on her own, she has nobody to turn to but Will. And if she can help him through his own family crisis, maybe together they can find more than mutual support and friendship.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: One crisis after another\\n\\nReview: Suzy Bylin is still grieving her mother, a hoarder, whose house is practically unlivable. When Will Stone, the city code manager tells her she has 30 days to clean it out or have it condemned, Suzy knows she may lose it, but she can't seem to let go of all the things that reminded her of her mother.\\n\\nWill's mother is brought to the nursing home where Suzy works and her time with her new patient reveals some truths about her life and herself that Suzy has never really considered. While she has always been upbeat with her patients, she can't bring herself to accept that she might be attracted to Will.\\n\\nWhen she reaches a crisis point about the time when Will's mom has to begin chemo, each of them needs the other, but how can they help each other when Suzy refuses to talk to Will?\\n\\nThree kittens, the wedding of the town's mayor, and Will's mother all combine to force the two of them to admit how they really feel and what they really want out of life.\",\n \"Product: The author of more than ninety books for children and adults, Janice Kay Johnson writes about love and family - about the way generations connect and the power our earliest experiences have on us throughout life. An eight time finalist for the Romance Writers of America RITA award, she won a RITA in 2008 for her Superromance novel Snowbound. A former librarian, Janice raised two daughters in a small town north of Seattle, Washington.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Complexities make the story compelling\\n\\nReview: Laura Vennetti hates guns. Why wouldn't she, after her 5-yr-old son accidentally kills his cousin with his father's service revolver and then her cop husband kills himself? When Detective Ethan Winter escorts Jake home from a gun show, Laura thinks the worst.\\n\\nBut something about Ethan makes her rethink her usual reaction. He befriends Jake and urges her to get him some help and his quiet awareness of her encourages her to consider getting to know him better. She knows he's not like her husband, but what she doesn't know he hesitates to tell her.\\n\\nWhen a case he's on requires that he shoot one of the perpetrator's, she panics and he angrily concludes he can't see her again. Does this also mean he's going to cut himself off from Jake, who's begun to think of Ethan as the father he no longer has?\\n\\nEmotions run high in this beautifully complex story as the threads of real life play out and eventually result in a rebraiding of family that surrounds these three.\",\n \"Product: Jeannie Watt lives in a historical Nevada ranching community with her husband, horses and ponies. During the day she teaches junior high and at night she writes about cowboys, ranchers and cops. When she's not writing or feeding the animals, Jeannie enjoys sewing, making mosaic mirrors and cooking with her husband.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Reflecting of life and illuminating, too\\n\\nReview: Another Brody of Lightning Creek, this tale focuses on Danica, who is intent on creating a horse training facility on the ranch, and Gabe Matthews, a landscape architect who moves into the ranch house next door to convince Danica to sell her acreage to the man who saved him from himself.\\n\\nThe only problem with that is Danica isn't inclined to befriend him, much less sell the ranch, both of which Gabe figures out quickly. Attracted to her, he goes about attempting to get recently-burned-by-love Danica to trust him and maybe change her mind about selling.\\n\\nWhat will her three sisters say about the offer Gabe intends to make? Hard to know, but with all four girls not on the same page, Danica won't sell. But then, one of the sister's ex slithers into the picture, creating a crisis that nearly destroys Dani and ruins Gabe's plans to tell her everything. How it all spirals out of control and then gets \\\"fixed\\\" is both creative and realistic, reflecting how the complexities of life keep everything interesting.\",\n \"Product: Kathryn Johnson, professional writing coach, motivational speaker, and author of over forty published books has shared her insights on the craft of fiction with other writers across the U.S. for more than twenty years. Her lectures at The Smithsonian Institute, Library of Congress, and for regional writers conferences have inspired and empowered writers from novice to experienced.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Read it, learn from it, do it!\\n\\nReview: I've read lots of books whose stated aim is to help the reader understand and maybe even improve the skills necessary when one aspires to write, to BE a writer. None really grabbed me like this one.\\n\\nThe difference? The author lays out a plan for the beginning or advanced writer who needs a kick in the pants to stop doing \\\"the usual.\\\" Instead she urges writing that first draft fast and hard--not with an eey to producing a great novel, but rather a rough draft on which later revision and improvement in made.\\n\\nHer suggestions throughout make sense to me. Creating a habit of 6-day/week butt in the chair for up to 90 minutes/day gives the reader who wants to be a writer the idea that to write is one's job--neither a hobby nor an avocation when one \\\"has the time.\\\" She explodes the notion that a writer must be inspired, and has the time to play at the craft. Instead she states that to be a good writer requires (duh) daily practice doing the job; namely, writing!\\n\\nFrom there she moves on to other nitty-gritty issues that probably have plagued all writers, as well as pretenders who aspire to assume that mantel. If you're serious about writing or want to get serious, buy this book, read it and then apply its simple and straight-forward suggestions.\",\n \"Product: Mary Rosenblum attended the prestigious Clarion West Writers workshop in 1988, where she sold her first SF story to Asimov's Magazine editor Gardner Dozois and her writing career took off. She published multiple novels with NY publishers as Mary Rosenblum in SF and Mary Freeman in mystery, was a Hugo and Nebula finalist, won the Sideways and Compton Cook awards, and received a lot of critical acclaim for her fiction, both short stories and novels. She began teaching writing fifteen years and also works one-on-one with novice writers as a 'literary midwife' taking authors through drafts, final editing, publisher-matching, and self promotion of their books, to make sure it gets done well. She has twice returned to teach the Clarion West Writers workshop and lives in rural western Oregon where she flies a small plane to as many cool and faraway places as she can.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Useful and a must-read BEFORE self-publishing.\\n\\nReview: How-to books are hard for me to get through, but this one was easier than most. It was obvious to me that the author had experienced what she is describing. The key questions she asks the reader to answer (or attempt to) get to the heart of the issue: what is it the reader wants, and more importantly, is that reader willing to put in the hard work to attain that goal?\\n\\nWith her suggestions, some of the self-publishing bugaboos that often halt a new author in his/her tracks can be avoided. The nicest thing about the book is how easy it was to go back and check out certain sections more than once. This is one of the books on my \\\"favorites\\\" shelf in the how-to collection.\",\n \"Product: When New York Times bestselling author JoAnn Ross was seven-years-old, she had no doubt whatsoever that she'd grow up to play center field for the New York Yankees. Writing would be her backup occupation, something she planned to do after retiring from baseball. Those were, in her mind, her only options. While waiting for the Yankees management to call, she wrote her first novellaa tragic romance about two star-crossed mallard ducksfor a second grade writing assignment. The paper earned a gold star. And JoAnn kept writing. She's now written around one hundred novels (she quit keeping track long ago) and has been published in twenty-six countries. Two of her titles have been excerpted in Cosmopolitan magazine and her books have also been published by the Doubleday, Rhapsody, Literary Guild, and Mystery Guild book clubs. A member of the Romance Writers of America's Honor Roll of best-selling authors, she's won several awards, including career achievement awards in both category romance and contemporary single title. Although the Yankees have yet to call her to New York to platoon center field, JoAnn figures making one out of two life goals isn't bad. Currently writing her Shelter Bay series (set on the Oregon Coast, where her high school sweetheart proposed), her Rivers Bend series (set in Southern Oregon ranching country, where she grew up), her award-winning Irish Castlelough series, and a new, upcoming Orchid Island series, JoAnn lives with her husband and two rescued dogs, who pretty much rule the house, in the Pacific Northwest.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The masterful linking of two different series\\n\\nReview: This book bridges two different series: Shelter Bay and Castlelough. I was unsure how the author would manage this, but she does so in what felt effortless. Her writing style, with its careful construction of complicated characters and realistic situations, all of which make up the stories she tells have always captured me, as did this one.\\n\\nSedona Sullivan, whose Take the Cake bakery shop is decimated first by a horrendous winter storm and then by an owner who takes advantage of the damage by cancelling her lease, is left with a headache and symptoms of PTSD. Her friend, Mary, offers her respite in her Irish cottage at Castlelough while decisions are made in Shelter Bay about what the other business owners are going to do. There Sedona meets Irish rocker Conn Brennan, a man whose backstory includes an abusive father, but a loving mother and five brothers.\\n\\nWhen Sedona and Conn, who'd met at Mary's wedding and had a one-night fling that each cannot forget, are reacquainted, the chemistry that brought them together at Mary's wedding (where Sedona made the wedding cake) is reignited in a big way. In fact, the sex they enjoy is filtered throughout the story, and makes clear that neither is going to be satisfied with a long-distance relationship. But, in that regard, how are they to stay together when Conn has decided to make some professional changes that also will anchor him at Castlelough and the opportunity to reopen her bakery suddenly offers Sedona what she's always wanted, including an expanded kitchen, too.\\n\\nWere the solution not so sudden and without apparent second thoughts and possible regrets that are overcome by the prospect of a happily-ever-after, I would have given this tale five stars. As it is, I'll settle for 4.5 in hopes that in the future, the ending, while a happy one, comes with a bit more careful consideration by all the characters.\",\n \"Product: If Not for a Bee (Seasons of Alaska) [Mass Market Paperback] [Jan 01, 2015] Carol Ross\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Refreshing, a delightful story\\n\\nReview: IF you like knitting or environmental issues are dear to your heart or you've never been to Alaska but have always wanted to visit, this book could be for you. Third in the Seasons of ALaska series, the story revolves around Janie Everett and her four sons. A widow for three years, she is simply trying to hold together her life by keeping it simple. Along comes Aidan Hollings, who is studying native bee populations. He is far from simple in Janie's view, and she represents--mistakenly, he finds out--a simple, uneducated hausfrau who just doesn't understand or accept his apology for accidentally ruining the cake that is so special to her oldest son precisely because it was his late father's favorite. And all because he's allergic to bee stings, Janie is about to kill the bee, and Aidan jiggles her arms, which contributes to the cake's demise.\\n\\nIf they just went their separate ways, all would be fine, right? Wrong. Even the toddlers seem taken with Aidan, and the older boys are thrilled to learn from him. But what is he teaching Janie's sons? Why are they boxing when they're supposed to be helping him in his lab when his bout with a razor clam results in serious cuts on his hand?\\n\\nThen there are the incidents at school that neither boy has shared with Janie, but which Aidan seems to know about. A crisis involving drugs, something 13 year-old Gareth has been hiding and then his running away create a cascade of crises that bring everything to head, including the curious attraction Aidan and Janie have for each other when neither expected or wanted it.\\n\\nA refreshing story worth reading on a blustery fall day while the rain slides down the windows...\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":8,"string":"8"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":170,"string":"170"}}},{"rowIdx":171,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1SDS81NEKSQ0H"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"3.0\" for a product with description \"New York Times best-selling author John Locke is the international best-selling author of 28 books in six different genres. He is the 8th author in history to have sold one million eBooks on Kindle, which he achieved in only five months. Locke has had four books in the top ten at the same time, including #1 and #2. Foreign rights to his books have been acquired by major publishing companies all over the world. Translations include: Spanish, Catalan, Italian, Japanese, Polish, Hungarian, Russian, and Lithuanian.\". The summary of the review text is \"All That Glitters is Not Gold\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I picked this book almost as soon as it came out and blogged about it abundantly (my post was read by many aspiring author looking for the marketing Graal) and for a while, it looked like John Locke had unlocked the success to book selling. I stayed away from reviewing it because I couldn't for a long time make up my mind whether his \"loyalty transfer\" thesis - the central thesis of this book - made any sense or not. In my view, the quality of the advice given depended very much on whether this thesis was true or not.\n\nNow, almost two years later, I'm pretty certain that it is vastly exaggerated. The book is full of good advice, no doubt about it, but you need to take with a (big) grain of (your own) salt. Loyalty transfer is of course a concept that is very fashionable in some advertising quarters and it may even work. But one thing is sure: it's not easy to apply and requires a deep knowledge of your audience. If you don't have that, it won't work. So read this book by all means, but be aware that all that glitters is not gold..."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I picked this book almost as soon as it came out and blogged about it abundantly (my post was read by many aspiring author looking for the marketing Graal) and for a while, it looked like John Locke had unlocked the success to book selling. I stayed away from reviewing it because I couldn't for a long time make up my mind whether his \"loyalty transfer\" thesis - the central thesis of this book - made any sense or not. In my view, the quality of the advice given depended very much on whether this thesis was true or not.\n\nNow, almost two years later, I'm pretty certain that it is vastly exaggerated. The book is full of good advice, no doubt about it, but you need to take with a (big) grain of (your own) salt. Loyalty transfer is of course a concept that is very fashionable in some advertising quarters and it may even work. But one thing is sure: it's not easy to apply and requires a deep knowledge of your audience. If you don't have that, it won't work. So read this book by all means, but be aware that all that glitters is not gold..."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: In this pathbreaking interrogation of the last century of American history, Power draws upon her own reporting from the modern killing fields to tell the story of American indifference and American courage in the face of the worst massacres of the 20th century.\n\nIn this work of social history, Power examines how, since the Holocaust, Americans have very rarely marshalled their might to stop genocide and mass terror. It makes a moral argument for why America must renew its vigilance against genocide.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This Book Will Change the Way You See the World\n\nReview: Brilliantly written, it moves readers to tears and...exasperation with an unjust and profoundly cruel, senseless world. Everyone is thinking of covering their back, the focus here is on how America has disengaged itself, but in fact, America is not the only one, Europeans share in this disgraceful race. The Age of Genocide is here, and our whole culture focused on the defense of national sovereignty isn't about to open itself up to a more merciful and generous vision of the world (as is presently seen in the way the West is refusing to accept refugees from war-ravaged countries like Syria and Afghanistan and so many others)\n\nBooks such as this one are deeply important - possibly reflecting the last gasps of a dying liberal culture. Or perhaps not, if many people read this - and this book will open their eyes, how could it not? - then all hope for a change for the better might not be lost. Warmly recommended.","Product: Marcus Sakey is the author of four novels, three of which are in development as feature films. He has been nominated for or won an Anthony, Barry, Macavity, and ITW Thriller Award.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Great Thriller that Misses Perfection\n\nReview: I would have loved to give this book 5 stars because of the way it is written, with consummate skill, and the intriguing premise. Alas, it must rate 4 stars because of a fatal flaw in the novel's setting: it makes no sense to date the wave of gifted children in the population to the 1980s - so that we are facing by 2010 a world that is clearly divided between the \"brilliants\" and the \"normals\". Now if this had been set, say, forty or fifty years from now - anytime really in the near future - it would have worked splendidly. But setting it now, at this moment of time, makes no sense and requires from the reader a tremendous effort of suspension of belief. We know, we just know only too well, that there is no wave of gifted children among us.\n\nHow I wish this book had been edited to place the action in the near future! But if you pretend that the references to the 1980s etc are editing/typographical errors, then you can sit back an enjoy what is really an excellent, masterfully crafted thriller.","Product: Nancy grew up in Canada, but at the age of 12 her family moved to Italy. Catapulted into a world where her only contact with the English language was her old Judy Blume books, Nancy became an avid reader and a die-hard romantic. Nancy stayed in Italy and, despite being surrounded by handsome Italian men, she married an even more handsome Brit. They now live in Sicily where she teaches English. Like Erica, the heroine of The Husband Diet, Nancy is of Italian descent, but she swears that is where the similarities stop. And shes absolutely never fantasized about murdering her husband. Nancy is a member of the RWA and a keen supporter of the Womens Fiction Festival at Matera where she meets up once a year with writing friends from all over the globe.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More than a Great Summer Read\n\nReview: Most people will see this as a great summer read, which it certainly is, the light humor is there, the love scenes and the satisfying ending that you expect for this type of book. However, this is a novel with something more than run-of-the-mill Chick Lit: it has an attractive main character, 'amazing Erica', that makes you want to know more about her. Her Italian background is intriguing, her comments about her husband are spot on, soon you find yourself rooting for her. And hopefully there will be a sequel, I'd love to know what happens to her once she finally realizes her dream and reaches Tuscany...\n\nReading all this praise, you may wonder why I haven't given this delightful book five stars. It is simply a small technical matter, or perhaps a quirky taste of mine or the fact that I rarely read Chick Lit - but in this case, I picked up the book because I was attracted to the wonderful cover, the witty title and the excellent book description. The small technical point is this: I felt that we were treated too many times to enthusiastic descriptions of Spider Man's awesome physical attributes - perhaps that is demanded by the genre and other readers won't feel the way I do. Personally, I would have preferred a faster pace of telling in the middle of the book, and like another reviewer here, I didn't quite understand why our heroine wouldn't come out sooner with telling her dream to the man she loves...But this is a small matter and it doesn't detract from one's enjoyment, you won't put the book down, you'll want to know how it all ends. In short, this is a highly recommended read and I look forward to the next installment in Amazing Erica's adventures.","Product: Suzy Turner is a Yorkshire lass who moved to Portugal when she was ten. Although she continues to live in south western Europe with her husband, a fondness for travel led her to Canada for the first time in 2009. It was there, within the spectacular surroundings of British Columbia, that she was inspired to write The Raven Saga.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Unusual Paranormal Mystery\n\nReview: As other reviewers have said, this is a real page-turner and if you like paranormal mysteries, this one is for you. While Lilly, the protagonist, is just 13 years old, it is a book for all ages, adults included. It takes you away to beautiful British Columbia and presents you with the mystery of this teenager who lost her parents in London and has to start a new life with her bizarre Canadian family. You soon discover she was born with a supernatural ability, but in the beginning the author cleverly keeps from you (and her protagonist) what this ability is all about...and you can't wait to find out and you keep turning the pages...No, I am not going to tell you what it is here, that wouldn't be fair. Read the book, it's a real surprise!\n\nWhen you do find out, you are presented with the fantastic world that Suzy Turner has cleverly crafted, filled with evil witches, vampires, changelings - the whole range of wild supernatural beasts and beings. The plot thickens, you worry for Lilly's well-being, and can't stop reading till the last page. It's a good thing this is the first installment of a series and that more is coming!","Product: A train stops at a railway station. A young woman jumps off. She has wild hair, sloppy clothes, a distracted air. She looks indian, yet she is somehow not. The sudden violence of what happens next leaves the other passengers gasping.the train terminates at jarmuli, a temple town by the sea. Here, among pilgrims, priests and ashrams, three old women disembark only to encounter the girl once again. What is someone like her doing in this remote corner, which attracts only worshippers? over the next five days, the old women live out their long-planned dream of a holiday together; their temple guide finds ecstasy in forbidden love; and the girl is joined by a photographer battling his own demons. The fullforce of the evil and violence beneath the serene surface of the town becomes evident when their lives overlap and collide. Unexpected connections are revealed between devotion and violence, friendship and fear as jarmuli is revealed as a place with a long, dark past that transforms all who encounter it. This is a stark and unflinching novel by a spellbinding storyteller, about religion, love, and violence in the modern world.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Latest from a Hugely Talented Author\n\nReview: Remarkable wordsmith, the author dazzles with words and descriptions - and an extraordinary capacity to capture emotions. This is what saves the novel from mediocrity and makes it a worthwhile read. I regret the plot was not up to the quality of the writing. Too many threads are left loose - I know, it's done deliberately and it certainly adds to the general dark mood. But nevertheless, as a reader, I like a good plot, I want to be sure of endings, with no strands left hanging, and this is where Roy comes short.\n\nLet me try to explain. To my mind, a good plot is like the Place de l'Etoile in Paris: you walk up the various boulevards, a piece of plot unfolding in each of them, and once you've walked up all of them and seen all the pieces of plot unfold, you enter the big Place de l'Etoile, in a swirl of traffic coming from all the avenues leading to it. And that makes for one big, satisfying climax, with all plot pieces resolved in one fell swoop.\n\nHere,there is no single climax, you could argue there's a series of them, but they are all \"small stuff\". Perhaps because there are too many characters to handle, who knows (though, arguably, the high number of characters is deliberate, each acts as a \"foil\" for the next). And that is the reason why I can't assign five stars to this book, although the author is hugely talented, and I can honestly say I'm looking forward to her next book - hoping she will follow the Place de l'Etoile metaphor. Dear reader, read this novel and watch out for her next book, that's my advice.","Product: Caleb Pirtle III has long been respected as one of the most prolific travel writers in the nation. He was an award winning feature writer for The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, served for a decade as travel writer for Southern Living Magazine, and has authored more than fifty-five published books, many of them dealing with the American travel scene. Through the years, Pirtle has distinguished himself with focusing on the human side of travel. He has long believed, What happens is never as important as the people who make it happen. Pirtle has spent the past several decades writing about the South and the Southwest. He understands the people of those regions and their love for the land and its time-honored traditions. At graduate of The University of Texas with a journalism degree, Pirtle won the William Randolph Hearst Award for feature writing, and he received numerous Associated Press and Headliners Awards for his work at the Star-Telegram. For Southern Living Magazine, his travel writing won the Discover America Awards three times. Among his award-winning books are The Unending Season, XIT: The American Cowboy, The Grandest Day, Spirit of A Winner, and Echoes from Forgotten Streets. Pirtle served for more than twenty years as editorial director for Dockery House Publishing, creating and developing books and magazines for national Corporate and retail customers. Pirtle, with writing partner Frank Q. Dobbs, wrote the teleplays for the CBS mini-series Gambler V: Playing for Keeps, starring Kenny Rogers, Dixie Carter, Lonnie Anderson, and Mariska Hargitay, and the TNT television movie, The Texas Rangers, starring Tom Berenger. He and Dobbs have presently optioned the teleplay for Bums Luck. Secrets of the Dead is the first book of the Ambrose Lincoln trilogy. Conspiracy of Lies is the second novel in the series. Soon to be released is the third Ambrose Lincoln novel entitled Night Side of Dark.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Work of a Master Storyteller\n\nReview: The author grabs you from the first line and never lets you go. Throughout, you keep wondering who is this Ambrose Lincoln, and the more you discover the violence under his cool surface, the more you wonder. You keep reading, turning the pages, discovering towering historical characters - Hitler, Goebbels (the infamous minister of Propaganda of the Third Reich, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt) and horrifying events, the burning of a synagogue, the rounding up of Jews that you know are going to be sent to extermination camps...though that fact is not made explicit - the author expertly writes from the point of view of characters deeply embedded in the reality of World War II - they don't know about the Holocaust, it's not public knowledge at the time, merely whispers and rumors.\n\nSo if you like a suspenseful thriller in a historical setting, this is the book for you. And it's clearly the first in a series: the secret of Ambrose Lincoln is not revealed, you are left with your own deductions - has this man been surgically changed into a killing machine? How much does he really remember? Can he continue to love the woman in his life? Intriguing questions but the answers are not here, not yet. If you want to know, you'll have to keep reading but I'm certain you won't be disappointed. This stuff is coming from a master storyteller."],"string":"[\n \"Product: In this pathbreaking interrogation of the last century of American history, Power draws upon her own reporting from the modern killing fields to tell the story of American indifference and American courage in the face of the worst massacres of the 20th century.\\n\\nIn this work of social history, Power examines how, since the Holocaust, Americans have very rarely marshalled their might to stop genocide and mass terror. It makes a moral argument for why America must renew its vigilance against genocide.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This Book Will Change the Way You See the World\\n\\nReview: Brilliantly written, it moves readers to tears and...exasperation with an unjust and profoundly cruel, senseless world. Everyone is thinking of covering their back, the focus here is on how America has disengaged itself, but in fact, America is not the only one, Europeans share in this disgraceful race. The Age of Genocide is here, and our whole culture focused on the defense of national sovereignty isn't about to open itself up to a more merciful and generous vision of the world (as is presently seen in the way the West is refusing to accept refugees from war-ravaged countries like Syria and Afghanistan and so many others)\\n\\nBooks such as this one are deeply important - possibly reflecting the last gasps of a dying liberal culture. Or perhaps not, if many people read this - and this book will open their eyes, how could it not? - then all hope for a change for the better might not be lost. Warmly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Marcus Sakey is the author of four novels, three of which are in development as feature films. He has been nominated for or won an Anthony, Barry, Macavity, and ITW Thriller Award.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Thriller that Misses Perfection\\n\\nReview: I would have loved to give this book 5 stars because of the way it is written, with consummate skill, and the intriguing premise. Alas, it must rate 4 stars because of a fatal flaw in the novel's setting: it makes no sense to date the wave of gifted children in the population to the 1980s - so that we are facing by 2010 a world that is clearly divided between the \\\"brilliants\\\" and the \\\"normals\\\". Now if this had been set, say, forty or fifty years from now - anytime really in the near future - it would have worked splendidly. But setting it now, at this moment of time, makes no sense and requires from the reader a tremendous effort of suspension of belief. We know, we just know only too well, that there is no wave of gifted children among us.\\n\\nHow I wish this book had been edited to place the action in the near future! But if you pretend that the references to the 1980s etc are editing/typographical errors, then you can sit back an enjoy what is really an excellent, masterfully crafted thriller.\",\n \"Product: Nancy grew up in Canada, but at the age of 12 her family moved to Italy. Catapulted into a world where her only contact with the English language was her old Judy Blume books, Nancy became an avid reader and a die-hard romantic. Nancy stayed in Italy and, despite being surrounded by handsome Italian men, she married an even more handsome Brit. They now live in Sicily where she teaches English. Like Erica, the heroine of The Husband Diet, Nancy is of Italian descent, but she swears that is where the similarities stop. And shes absolutely never fantasized about murdering her husband. Nancy is a member of the RWA and a keen supporter of the Womens Fiction Festival at Matera where she meets up once a year with writing friends from all over the globe.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More than a Great Summer Read\\n\\nReview: Most people will see this as a great summer read, which it certainly is, the light humor is there, the love scenes and the satisfying ending that you expect for this type of book. However, this is a novel with something more than run-of-the-mill Chick Lit: it has an attractive main character, 'amazing Erica', that makes you want to know more about her. Her Italian background is intriguing, her comments about her husband are spot on, soon you find yourself rooting for her. And hopefully there will be a sequel, I'd love to know what happens to her once she finally realizes her dream and reaches Tuscany...\\n\\nReading all this praise, you may wonder why I haven't given this delightful book five stars. It is simply a small technical matter, or perhaps a quirky taste of mine or the fact that I rarely read Chick Lit - but in this case, I picked up the book because I was attracted to the wonderful cover, the witty title and the excellent book description. The small technical point is this: I felt that we were treated too many times to enthusiastic descriptions of Spider Man's awesome physical attributes - perhaps that is demanded by the genre and other readers won't feel the way I do. Personally, I would have preferred a faster pace of telling in the middle of the book, and like another reviewer here, I didn't quite understand why our heroine wouldn't come out sooner with telling her dream to the man she loves...But this is a small matter and it doesn't detract from one's enjoyment, you won't put the book down, you'll want to know how it all ends. In short, this is a highly recommended read and I look forward to the next installment in Amazing Erica's adventures.\",\n \"Product: Suzy Turner is a Yorkshire lass who moved to Portugal when she was ten. Although she continues to live in south western Europe with her husband, a fondness for travel led her to Canada for the first time in 2009. It was there, within the spectacular surroundings of British Columbia, that she was inspired to write The Raven Saga.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Unusual Paranormal Mystery\\n\\nReview: As other reviewers have said, this is a real page-turner and if you like paranormal mysteries, this one is for you. While Lilly, the protagonist, is just 13 years old, it is a book for all ages, adults included. It takes you away to beautiful British Columbia and presents you with the mystery of this teenager who lost her parents in London and has to start a new life with her bizarre Canadian family. You soon discover she was born with a supernatural ability, but in the beginning the author cleverly keeps from you (and her protagonist) what this ability is all about...and you can't wait to find out and you keep turning the pages...No, I am not going to tell you what it is here, that wouldn't be fair. Read the book, it's a real surprise!\\n\\nWhen you do find out, you are presented with the fantastic world that Suzy Turner has cleverly crafted, filled with evil witches, vampires, changelings - the whole range of wild supernatural beasts and beings. The plot thickens, you worry for Lilly's well-being, and can't stop reading till the last page. It's a good thing this is the first installment of a series and that more is coming!\",\n \"Product: A train stops at a railway station. A young woman jumps off. She has wild hair, sloppy clothes, a distracted air. She looks indian, yet she is somehow not. The sudden violence of what happens next leaves the other passengers gasping.the train terminates at jarmuli, a temple town by the sea. Here, among pilgrims, priests and ashrams, three old women disembark only to encounter the girl once again. What is someone like her doing in this remote corner, which attracts only worshippers? over the next five days, the old women live out their long-planned dream of a holiday together; their temple guide finds ecstasy in forbidden love; and the girl is joined by a photographer battling his own demons. The fullforce of the evil and violence beneath the serene surface of the town becomes evident when their lives overlap and collide. Unexpected connections are revealed between devotion and violence, friendship and fear as jarmuli is revealed as a place with a long, dark past that transforms all who encounter it. This is a stark and unflinching novel by a spellbinding storyteller, about religion, love, and violence in the modern world.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Latest from a Hugely Talented Author\\n\\nReview: Remarkable wordsmith, the author dazzles with words and descriptions - and an extraordinary capacity to capture emotions. This is what saves the novel from mediocrity and makes it a worthwhile read. I regret the plot was not up to the quality of the writing. Too many threads are left loose - I know, it's done deliberately and it certainly adds to the general dark mood. But nevertheless, as a reader, I like a good plot, I want to be sure of endings, with no strands left hanging, and this is where Roy comes short.\\n\\nLet me try to explain. To my mind, a good plot is like the Place de l'Etoile in Paris: you walk up the various boulevards, a piece of plot unfolding in each of them, and once you've walked up all of them and seen all the pieces of plot unfold, you enter the big Place de l'Etoile, in a swirl of traffic coming from all the avenues leading to it. And that makes for one big, satisfying climax, with all plot pieces resolved in one fell swoop.\\n\\nHere,there is no single climax, you could argue there's a series of them, but they are all \\\"small stuff\\\". Perhaps because there are too many characters to handle, who knows (though, arguably, the high number of characters is deliberate, each acts as a \\\"foil\\\" for the next). And that is the reason why I can't assign five stars to this book, although the author is hugely talented, and I can honestly say I'm looking forward to her next book - hoping she will follow the Place de l'Etoile metaphor. Dear reader, read this novel and watch out for her next book, that's my advice.\",\n \"Product: Caleb Pirtle III has long been respected as one of the most prolific travel writers in the nation. He was an award winning feature writer for The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, served for a decade as travel writer for Southern Living Magazine, and has authored more than fifty-five published books, many of them dealing with the American travel scene. Through the years, Pirtle has distinguished himself with focusing on the human side of travel. He has long believed, What happens is never as important as the people who make it happen. Pirtle has spent the past several decades writing about the South and the Southwest. He understands the people of those regions and their love for the land and its time-honored traditions. At graduate of The University of Texas with a journalism degree, Pirtle won the William Randolph Hearst Award for feature writing, and he received numerous Associated Press and Headliners Awards for his work at the Star-Telegram. For Southern Living Magazine, his travel writing won the Discover America Awards three times. Among his award-winning books are The Unending Season, XIT: The American Cowboy, The Grandest Day, Spirit of A Winner, and Echoes from Forgotten Streets. Pirtle served for more than twenty years as editorial director for Dockery House Publishing, creating and developing books and magazines for national Corporate and retail customers. Pirtle, with writing partner Frank Q. Dobbs, wrote the teleplays for the CBS mini-series Gambler V: Playing for Keeps, starring Kenny Rogers, Dixie Carter, Lonnie Anderson, and Mariska Hargitay, and the TNT television movie, The Texas Rangers, starring Tom Berenger. He and Dobbs have presently optioned the teleplay for Bums Luck. Secrets of the Dead is the first book of the Ambrose Lincoln trilogy. Conspiracy of Lies is the second novel in the series. Soon to be released is the third Ambrose Lincoln novel entitled Night Side of Dark.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Work of a Master Storyteller\\n\\nReview: The author grabs you from the first line and never lets you go. Throughout, you keep wondering who is this Ambrose Lincoln, and the more you discover the violence under his cool surface, the more you wonder. You keep reading, turning the pages, discovering towering historical characters - Hitler, Goebbels (the infamous minister of Propaganda of the Third Reich, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt) and horrifying events, the burning of a synagogue, the rounding up of Jews that you know are going to be sent to extermination camps...though that fact is not made explicit - the author expertly writes from the point of view of characters deeply embedded in the reality of World War II - they don't know about the Holocaust, it's not public knowledge at the time, merely whispers and rumors.\\n\\nSo if you like a suspenseful thriller in a historical setting, this is the book for you. And it's clearly the first in a series: the secret of Ambrose Lincoln is not revealed, you are left with your own deductions - has this man been surgically changed into a killing machine? How much does he really remember? Can he continue to love the woman in his life? Intriguing questions but the answers are not here, not yet. If you want to know, you'll have to keep reading but I'm certain you won't be disappointed. This stuff is coming from a master storyteller.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":6,"string":"6"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":171,"string":"171"}}},{"rowIdx":172,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"ASUFZ7OCKDM4H"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"[NON-U.S. FORMAT (PAL) Region 2/4 U.K. Import - This will not play on standard U.S./Canada DVD players or those from most other countries outside of Europe. You would need a \"multi-region\" or \"region-free\" PAL compatible DVD player or computer.] SYNOPSIS: Christmas is coming, and in Poplar the midwives of Nonnatus House are busier than ever. When an abandoned baby is discovered on the steps of the convent, the whole community rallies round to provide food and clothing, and to try and trace his mother. Nurse Jenny Lee (Jessica Raine) meanwhile, gets caught up in the heartbreaking mystery that surrounds an elderly, semi-vagrant local woman, Mrs Jenkins (Sheila Reid). For newly married Chummy (Miranda Hart), other challenges await, as she pulls out all the stops to mount a truly memorable children's nativity play.\". The summary of the review text is \"Love the series! Loved the holiday special!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm still waiting for this Christmas special to be released on its own in the U.S. I missed it in broadcast but just last night watched from disc one of season two of this remarkable and enormously watchable series. I found it heartbreakingly beautiful! Love the series and anxiously look forward to season three in 2014. And I just read that there will be another Christmas special in December of this year, 2013. The series is made by, not just great stories, a remarkable group of women who pull you into the area in which they practice their midwifery, providing the care and seeing to the needs of so many who live in poverty and ignorance but who are also entitled to some dignity of life. Narrated by Vanessa Redgrave, each episode finds these remarkable women responding to the needs of so many; and, as the story moves forward in time, we're introduced to the advances in medicine that now are taken for granted, in particular birth control and the testing for and treatment of tuberculosis. If you haven't been watching, by all means do so. It's not always easy being at the side of a woman dealing with a difficult birth, but what does make it just somewhat easier are the amazing ladies who take it in stride as they see to their duty to a population sorely in need of their love, care and training."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm still waiting for this Christmas special to be released on its own in the U.S. I missed it in broadcast but just last night watched from disc one of season two of this remarkable and enormously watchable series. I found it heartbreakingly beautiful! Love the series and anxiously look forward to season three in 2014. And I just read that there will be another Christmas special in December of this year, 2013. The series is made by, not just great stories, a remarkable group of women who pull you into the area in which they practice their midwifery, providing the care and seeing to the needs of so many who live in poverty and ignorance but who are also entitled to some dignity of life. Narrated by Vanessa Redgrave, each episode finds these remarkable women responding to the needs of so many; and, as the story moves forward in time, we're introduced to the advances in medicine that now are taken for granted, in particular birth control and the testing for and treatment of tuberculosis. If you haven't been watching, by all means do so. It's not always easy being at the side of a woman dealing with a difficult birth, but what does make it just somewhat easier are the amazing ladies who take it in stride as they see to their duty to a population sorely in need of their love, care and training."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: H20 Mop Steam Cleaner Lightweight and easy to operate; eliminates traditional mops, water buckets, clean and sparkle surfaces, without harsh chemicals, grime-busting steam, loosens the dirt, microfiber lifts and locks, laminate, marble, streak free shine, sealed wood floors, tile, grout, ceramic, bathroom floor, kitchen floor, nursery floor, backyard floor\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Somewhat of a disappointment\n\nReview: My H2O mop gave out after a little better than a year; I should have taken an extended warranty as offered, but, then, how does one send the darned thing back if the original box for shipping hasn't been saved? My problem early on was I felt the floor was so wet when I finished and took a long time to dry; I called the company and a woman I spoke with suggested going over an area with mop on and then click it off and go over the same area again without the steam being expelled. That was fine. But was it the frequent clicking on and off that caused the mop to eventually cease to work? I took it to a repair place near where I live, but they could do nothing with it. So I'm out the mop. I've gone back instead to the Hoover Floormate, which, really, is a much better piece of equipment...and does do grout! We have an older Florida home with terrazzo floors, and the Floormate is ideal on them, as, in a way, was the H2O mop. But the Floormate both expels and draws up moisture. That would be the big drawback to the mop.","Product: H20 Mop Steam Cleaner Lightweight and easy to operate; eliminates traditional mops, water buckets, clean and sparkle surfaces, without harsh chemicals, grime-busting steam, loosens the dirt, microfiber lifts and locks, laminate, marble, streak free shine, sealed wood floors, tile, grout, ceramic, bathroom floor, kitchen floor, nursery floor, backyard floor\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Somewhat of a disappointment\n\nReview: My H2O mop gave out after a little better than a year; I should have taken an extended warranty as offered, but, then, how does one send the darned thing back if the original box for shipping hasn't been saved? My problem early on was I felt the floor was so wet when I finished and took a long time to dry; I called the company and a woman I spoke with suggested going over an area with mop on and then click it off and go over the same area again without the steam being expelled. That was fine. But was it the frequent clicking on and off that caused the mop to eventually cease to work? I took it to a repair place near where I live, but they could do nothing with it. So I'm out the mop. I've gone back instead to the Hoover Floormate, which, really, is a much better piece of equipment...and does do grout! We have an older Florida home with terrazzo floors, and the Floormate is ideal on them, as, in a way, was the H2O mop. But the Floormate both expels and draws up moisture. That would be the big drawback to the mop.","Product: OXO Good Grips Plastic Ice BucketParty indoors or out with the OXO Good Grips Plastic Ice Bucket and Ice Tongs. The Ice Bucket is made of durable plastic that can weather the outdoors for any entertaining occasion. Double wall construction prevents sweating and keeps melting to a minimum, and an internal moat keeps melted ice away from cubes. A soft, comfortable grip on the handle allows for easy carrying and lifting, even when the Bucket is full. The stainless steel Ice Tongs have sharp teeth that grab ice easily, and soft grips and a locking switch provide comfort and convenience. The Ice Tongs rest on the side hooks of the Bucket when not in use.Product Measures: 8.5\" x 8.5\" x 8.25\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The perfect ice bucket!\n\nReview: I bought this ice bucket for a friend who, not having one, would put out ice cubes in an open bowl when she entertained. So, looking at those available through Amazon, I decided on this OXO bucket, and it couldn't have been a better choice! The bucket is insulated, the top lifts, remaining attached, when one wants cubes; and, best of all, in some respects, the tongs, as they are styled, really do grip the ice cubes, and one isn't losing cubes 'tween the bucket and the glass. The ice bucket is roomy enough to hold considerable ice cubes if necessary, the insulation keeps the cubes in good shape for a considerable period of time, the smokey color makes for a very attractive addition to one's bar area. You won't be disappointed in your purchase.","Product: The 8\" Ivory Taper Forever Flame is a great, safe alternative to traditional burning candles. The flameless candle is safe near curtains, on shelves, in flower arrangements and near children and pets. The random flicker imitates the ambient glow of a real flame and the candle is dipped in paraffin wax, giving it the look and feel of a real candle. Features a 5 hour timer. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Measures 3/4\" in diameter x 8\" H. Candle color: Ivory.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Couldn't be more pleased!\n\nReview: For several years now I've had some of the Luminara flameless pillar candles in the home. They are beautiful! Well, I can't tell you how pleased I was when these 10\" tapers arrived. After inserting batteries, I placed the four of them in a Scandinavian-styled holder a friend had brought back from Denmark, giving it to me for Christmas a couple of years ago. I've used battery-operated tapers in it since, but these Mystique candles make for the most startling display. No matter the flameless candle style or size, the realism of the flame makes for an absolutely charming light display...and they don't present the \"danger\" or frustration that comes with burning actual wax candles. Incidently, these candles are made of wax. You won't be disappointed in these candles, also available in 8\" and 12\" sizes. Another bonus feature...the ease of turning the candles on and off, just by pressing a switch on the bottom of the candle. They can also be set for timer operation. I just turn mine off when I'm finished with them. I don't want them coming on except when I want them on.","Product: the original FIRST RUN EDITION MGM MUSICAL-MGM HOME VIDEO #M300796, 1962, RATED-G, 127MINS, IN SHRINK WRAP,Very Collectible In The Original COVER , VERY RARE DVD'S VERY , IMPRESSIVE VHS OUT OF PRINT MOVIES\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What a film and music legacy she's leaving for us!\n\nReview: Okay...it's not the greatest movie ever made, but as I look back on the many movies I saw during my four years in college, \"Jumbo\" is right up there at the top. I love Doris Day! I think I have since \"Everybody Loves A Lover\" was a big hit for her back in the 50's and perhaps my introduction to her as the incomparable songstress she is. But back to \"Jumbo.\" Stephen Boyd did not do his own singing, but who could tell? And Doris, gorgeously costumed, Martha Raye, Jimmy Durante...the later two perhaps the most delightful they'd ever been on film...what fun they are to watch! The music is fabulous! I'm sitting here now listening to the film's lengthy musical finale...if it doesn't get you up, wanting to run to the circus, perhaps even joining one, I don't know what else will. I suppose the story is a little silly, predictable, but who cares...when every short while a wonderful piece of music is ours to enjoy on the screen. I reacquired the soundtrack a few years ago; I have so much music from Doris, my favorites being the music she recorded from '60, '61 and on. A book released a couple of years ago was built around the author's feeling that Doris Day was perhaps the greatest girl singer of all time. Maybe...maybe not...but she's certainly left us a legacy of music that few singers could claim. No matter the music she sang, no matter the film she appeared in, she was just a wonder to listen to and watch. They don't make musicals like \"Jumbo\" any more; some may say, \"Thank God.\" I grew up on these musicals though...they play a big part in my original introduction to music in films, and \"Jumbo\" continued this tradition. Watch this movie...it's nostalgic, yes, and so very well done. Just beautiful to watch. And note my darling Doris...she's just radiant on screen, as she remained through the sixties and into the 70's. She IS America's film sweetheart; she is perhaps one of the very best singers of all time. I love her; perhaps you will too.","Product: A matchmaker nabs a rich Yonkers grain merchant for herself in circa-1900 New York. Directed by Gene Kelly.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Blu-Ray should do it justice!\n\nReview: I saw this movie when it first came out...visiting a friend in Philadelphia; Joe had just been ordained a priest, and one night he and I went to see the film. We both enjoyed it; I loved it! But I've always loved Barbra Streisand. Hers is the voice against which all others are judged...and come up short. And, as \"Dolly,\" \"Funny Girl,\" and \"On A Clear Day\" prove...she was born to be costumed! Barbra's voice in the aforementioned musicals is at its prime. That glorious sound, her beauty, her sense of comic timing...she lets you forget weaknesses in \"Dolly\" and \"Clear Day\" especially. Now out on Blu-Ray, \"Hello, Dolly\" should live once more for the spectacular display it is of a vocal talent the likes of which we may never see again.","Product: In a heartwarming tale of faith, hope and love, a little boy tries with all his might to achieve the impossible: bring his father home from war.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A remarkable performance from this young boy\n\nReview: We watched \"Little Boy\" last night. I didn't know what to expect. I was bowled over by the film's sweetness and \"Little Boy's\" strength of character and his unshakable love for his father. A lovely relationship. I was reading some reviews which thought the film was horribly manipulative. Personally, I don't mind being manipulated if I'm enjoying the story and performances. Jacob Salvati as Pepper or Little Boy is an absolute marvel. He doesn't so much carry the movie as appear in most all of it, a young boy who comes across as so believable, with such strength of character for one so young. It's a marvel of a performance. It's fun to see who else is in the film, some not quite recognizable, others definitely so, but all adding to a viewer's enjoyment of what they call a \"faith-based\" film. Aside from that, the story reflects the power of believing and loving. Unless you're a cynic, I think the film will have great appeal. It's a wonderful way to spend just short of two hours of viewing time.","Product: 16 selections from The Great Hollywood Musicals\nErich Kunzel * Cincinnati Pops Orchestra\nIndiana Univ. Singing Hoosiers * Robert E. Stroll, director\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Great American Songbook!\n\nReview: I live in SW Florida, and one of the wonderful FM stations I listen to, 101.1, has played over a long period of time \"Singin'\nin the Rain,\" which it turns out comes from this Erich Kunzel album, the song sung by Lee Roy Reams. As I couldn't find just that single to download, I bought the album, and I couldn't be more pleased. The late Erich Kunzel spotlights some of the best music from Hollywood's golden age of musicals, featuring the wonderful voices of not only Reams but Leslie Uggams, Bobby Short, Jerry Hadley, Michael Feinstein, Jeremy Davenport and Frederica von Stade. You won't be disappointed in the selections Kunzel decided to spotlight on this album of almost an hour in length. I now have my \"Singin' in the Rain,\" but for the first time ever I've come to realize what a wonderful story is told through Harry Warren's \"The Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.\" These songwriters knew how to use the language to create their enormously memorable music, music that has stood the test of time. I'm of the opinion that the best music has already been written; at my age, I have great, great respect for our American songbook. Its legacy is well represented on this classic Kunzel disc.","Product: Nine days after her seventeenth birthday, singing sensation Renee Olstead and her stunning bluesy jazz voice take flight with her second major-label album, Skylark. Backed by esteemed producer/arranger David Foster (Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Celine Dion) on strings, piano, horns and often keyboards, Olstead stamps her mark on standards and modern classics and premieres four originals she co-wrote, including one with Foster. Following her 2004 #1 Jazz self-titled album, Olstead soars on Skylark.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It took waaaay toooo long, but it was worth it!\n\nReview: It took too long for this follow-up album to be released, but it's definitely worth the wait. Renee, just months short of her twentieth birthday, hits the mark, scores a bull's eye, again! Song choices are a brilliant display of her vocal prowess; her approach to each shows that she's an original with unmatched maturity. When hopeful songstresses on American Idol seem to want to scream at the top of their collective lungs, it's nice to have a talent such as Renee's take both standards and originals and give each her very personal stamp, focusing on interpretation rather than sheer volume. Under the tutelage of the likes of David Foster once again and the added talents of Humberto Gatica, Renee gives her fans an early Valentine gift...a group of songs which showcase her awesome young talent. No need to single any selection out...you'll enjoy them all. And here's hoping that her next release won't take the length of time to put together that this one has taken, although if this is what the wait has been for...putting together a group of songs that SHE'S proud of...then the wait is very much worth it!","Product: 2011 holiday release from the legendary singer, songwriter and entertainer. Contains lush romantic versions of popular Christmas songs sung by a master. Smooth assured production complete with a full orchestra recorded in the renowned Capitol studios.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Amazon! Promote this album!\n\nReview: I actually came across this album while browsing the Barnes and Noble website; I then returned to Amazon and did find the album, downloaded it for a paltry $7.99, and find myself enchanted with what I feel is one of the best holiday albums of any year. One of my favorite Christmas albums of all times is Doris Day's holiday album from the '60's...a lush, romantic, sexy and all too short an album of music for the holiday interpreted in Doris' own inimitable way. And that's exactly what Paul Anka has created here...an album in the vein of Doris' effort from so many years ago, her album remaining a perennial favorite of mine and I'm sure many others. Paul takes some of the loveliest of Christmas classics and doesn't so much reinterpret them but rather creates through lovely and almost understated elegance the perfect mood to accompany anyone sitting back, enjoying the snow, the tree, the magical lights, perhaps sipping from a cup of egg nog and enjoying the most pleasant of holiday memories past, memories yet to be created. Personally, I don't like my Christmas music jazzed up or rocked up..so Paul Anka's \"Songs of December\" is, for me, sheer perfection. Thank you, Mr. Anka...this album should, with proper marketing, find a place in many hearts at this time of the year, any year.","Product: 2013 live album from the Pop icon and entertainment superstar. Back To Brooklyn features nine songs that Barbra has never performed on stage before and includes special guests Il Volo, Jason Gould and Chris Botti. ''I have so many strong memories of growing up in Brooklyn. The apartments I lived in... the stoops I sat on... the lobby with its beautiful echo, where I first discovered I had a good voice. I'm proud of where I come from. Brooklyn people are down to earth. When we meet, there's an instant bond. I could be in Shanghai and if I bumped into someone from Brooklyn, we could speak in a shorthand that is completely unique. I eventually left Brooklyn to pursue my dreams, but Brooklyn never left me. In a very real sense, being born and raised there made me who I am today You can go home again.'' -Barbra\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My God!!! She's amazing...still!!!\n\nReview: My God! She's amazing...still!!!!! At age 70, 71, she still makes the hairs on the back of one's neck stand on end. What an incredible selection of songs...she says they're songs she loves by composers she loves, and that's exactly how they're sung, with such respect for the songwriter; and how flattered they might be to have their works in the overly capable hands of this lady. I was so excited with today's release of this album. I downloaded it and have made copies for friends. And now I look forward to the PBS special the night after Thanksgiving. I've been an avid fan of Barbra's since the 60's. What amazes me is that she so often sounds just as good as she did forty-five years ago...no, better, for maturity plays a big part in the manner in which she puts over her music today. If you don't have this new release in your possession, I hope that won't be for long.","Product: TONY BENNETT AND LADY GAGA - CHEEK TO CHEEK - CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just so very special!\n\nReview: A couple of years ago when, at Thanksgiving, Lady Gaga appeared in a holiday special with guest performer Tony Bennett, I said, \"They should do an album together.\" And now we have it. Tony is a miracle...I mean, come on, eighty-eight years of age and he sounds absolutely fabulous! And now with his sixty-year-younger partner, Tony just proves (as if he has to) that he holds such a very special place in the world of music. Both Tony and the Lady introduce each other to their respective audiences, winning for each even more fans of just really good music. What I like about this pairing is what I don't care for on the new Barbra Streisand album...Tony has found someone with whom he pairs so well; Barbra tends to just show up the minimal talents, for the most part, of those she chooses to sing with...except for Michael Buble. An album of duets with just him would have been perfection! Tony instead finds a vocalist whose style meshes so well with his; he did the same in the work he did with k.d. lang. They worked so well together. The same happens here with Lady Gaga. If you've seen them interviewed together or if you look back to Tony's last duet album and the music he made with her, you can tell they get such a kick out of making music together. Those of us who enjoy the standards are very happy indeed, the lucky recipients of this treasure they've created.","Product: A superb 2007 three CD set from Matt Monro, the UK's answer to Frank Sinatra. Although the title might suggest so, this is not an audio document of Mr. Monro visiting a movie theater. In all actuality, this CD features 74 of the greatest movie themes performed by Matt with songs taken from some of the most popular films of all time. Includes a previously unreleased English version of 'Theme From Love Story', as well as several tracks appearing in stereo for the first time. Liner notes written by his daughter Michele Monro. EMI Gold. 2007.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A fine collection of songs\n\nReview: Matt Munro, I understand, was often referred to as \"England's Frank Sinatra.\" He certainly had a way with a song...with many songs...and this very large collection included on three discs provides the listener with example after example as to why the English referred to Matt as they did. He treats the songs included here with respect, making for an enormously pleasant listening experience. There are so many songs here that have become standards since they were introduced, say, in the featured film. You won't be disapppointed in this collection of over sixty wonderful songs receiving the Matt Munro treatment. He left us way too early; but, almost like a Nat King Cole, it seems he recorded almost every song ever written before doing so.","Product: We have a lot of Doris Day experts among our customers, and when they brought to our attention that these two Columbia albums had never been out on CD in this country (and never out as single albums at all), that was all we needed to go a-licensing! But it wasn t just the fact that these records had been hitherto unavailable that spurred us into action; these 1964 and 1962 albums display Doris awesome versatility, as she swings from children-oriented to inspirational material without a catch in her voice. And it s on this nakedly emotional material that her voice and style really shines; Doris had the unique ability to make every song an intimate occasion for the listener. Moving, uplifting, and (on the kids stuff) fun!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: She's one of the best!\n\nReview: This music has been available as part of an eight-CD set of music recorded by Doris Day in the l960's, which is my favorite Doris Day. This lady is one of the pre-eminent voices of the 20th century, a woman who has such a way with a song, a woman with great respect for the songwriter and the voice she was God-given to interpret the music she lent her voice to. My favorite of the two albums featured here is \"With A Smile and a Song.\" Although some are songs written for, say, a Disney movie, they are also songs that we adults of a certain age grew up with and which retain their appeal all of these years later. If you don't have the 8-CD set, I recommend, as it also contains her recording (with Robert Goulet) of the score of \"Annie Get Your Gun\" and the soundtrack from \"Jumbo,\" which movie I loved when I saw it, featuring wonderful Doris Day performances. And, if you don't have the Doris Day Christmas album, the original with twelve wonderful songs of Christmas, it too will soon be available in new format for the holidays. It's one of several holiday albums I would rank as among the most satisfying for holiday listening.","Product: No. 1 new york times bestselling author dean koontz is at the peak of his storytelling powers with this major new novel a rich, multi-layered story that moves back and forth across decades and generations as a gifted musician relates the terrible and wonderful events that began in his city in 1967, when he was ten. This is the story of a boy and a cityjonah kirks childhood has been punctuated by extraordinary moments like the time a generous stranger helped him realize his dream of learning the piano. Nothing is more important to him than his family and friends, and the electrifying power of music. But now jonah has a terrifying secret. And it sets him on a collision course with a group of dangerous people who will change his life forever. For one bright morning, a single earth-shattering event will show jonah that in his city, good is entwined with malice, and sometimes the dark side of humanity triumphs. But it will also teach him that courage and honour are found in the most unexpected places, and the way forward lies buried deep inside the heart. If he can just survive to find it\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Although we've made it a world of hatred and envy and violence, the preponderance of evidence proves to me...\"\n\nReview: \"...that it is (also) a world created to inspire friendship and love and kindness.\" My introduction to the storytelling talents of Dean Koontz probably began with \"Phantoms\" or \"Whispers.\" With \"The City: A Novel,\" Mr. Koontz has created his \"masterpiece.\" No offense to what came before, but it's almost difficult to believe that this is the same writer. All of his previous efforts culminate in this riveting story, set back in the 60's over a several year period. An adult Jonah Kirk, a black man, a prodigy of a young musician, circumstances later leading him to music composition, tells the story of his younger self during the years when he moved from single digits in age to double. A very bright, a very curious little man, Jonah lives with his single mother in less than ideal surroundings; what makes Jonah what he is, what he will become, as the innocence of childhood is forever lost, is the incredible love with which he is surrounded...love from a struggling mother, herself an aspiring singer...love from, first, two lovely grandparents, later, just his grandfather, his inspiration as Jonah's love for music develops...Malcolm and, too briefly, Amalia, siblings living across from Jonah's grandparents, Malcolm sharing Jonah's love of music...Mrs. Lorenzo, later a widow, who lives in the same building as Jonah and his mother, frequently entrusted with Jonah's care while Jonah's mother works...and especially Mr. Yoshioka, in time a surrogate father to Jonah, a man who experienced the camps set up during WW II for Japanese living in the U.S., a man with his own story of sadness, a man who encourages the very best in Jonah, a man who becomes Jonah's mentor in so many ways, almost a guardian angel. He's a stunningly developed character. You read the story...it starts slowly and pulls the reader in so that, in my case, I found myself reading to almost one-thirty this early morning, unable to put the book down to finish at another time. Just an amazingly well-told story, The City is a character too in the body of Pearl, who comes into Jonah's life in the most unexpected of ways. Yes, there is in this story what we've come to expect in Dean Koontz, but offered in a different manner; and this is also a story of love. Jonah is surrounded by it; is it any wonder, then, that he grows into the adult he will become, guided by so many who have only his best interests at heart. Dean Koontz should be so very proud of this book. It's a dramatic departure in storytelling, one that this reader was pleasantly surprised by, an evolution of sorts. You won't be able to put the book down...I guarantee you that. And, long after you've finished reading, the story and especially the characters will stay with you. It's a book you'll want friends to read too, just so you can share thoughts with others who read and enjoy \"The City.\"","Product: Paperback. Pub Date :2013-07-18 Pages: 330 Language: English Publisher: Macmillan Hardback Omes A rainy night. an Amish father returning home with his three children. a speeding car hurtling toward them out of nowhere What at first seems like. a tragic. but routine car accident suddenly takes on a more sinister cast as evidence emerges that nothing about the crash is accidental. But who would want to kill an Amish deacon and two of his children He leaves behind a grieving widow and a young son who clings to life in the intensive care wing of a hospital. unable to communicate. Desperate to find out who killed her best friends husband and why. Kate begins to suspect she is not looking for a reckless drunk. but instead is on the trail of a cold blooded killer in the heart of Painters Mill. It is a search that takes her on a chilling journey into the darkest reaches of the human...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What a good read!\n\nReview: This reader was captured by Linda Castillo's storytelling with her first Kate Burkholder book, \"Gone Missing;\" with her fifth book in the series, \"Her Last Breath,\" she continues to hold our interest with this fascinating and flawed woman, the chief-of-police in the small town of Painters Mill, home also to a community of Amish. Each of the five books makes the Amish and crimes against them the focal point of a riveting story. With each return visit to Painters Mill, the reader comes to feel more and more at home, increasingly familiar with characters introduced in book one, pulling for Kate as she balances her dedication to her work with a community she was once a part of but no longer, her sense of loss as she acknowledges broken relationships with a brother and sister who hold to the Amish way of life, her hurt as those with whom she's familiar often turn a cold shoulder to her even while she puts heart and soul into protecting those for whom she still holds an affinity. Equally intriguing is the relationship that began long ago with an equally flawed and damaged John Tomasetti, in this current book his having a better fix on where he'd like their relationship to go, Kate terribly reluctant to take that step that could alter her personal life forever, this reader eager for her to bask in the love and care of what is a good man. I've said before...the only bad thing about a Linda Castillo/Kate Burkholder story is that it has to end. On the plus side, the author seems to have a good grip on just where she wants her stories and characters to go, so we should continue to enjoy a rewarding relationship with this author through books to come.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: \"Somewhere warm and fragrant...\"\n\nReview: ...which is exactly where I hoped Sari and her daughter would find themselves. I liked this book...a lot. Supposedly based on a true story or actual happenings, this story, set in a small village in, where, Hungary, before, during and after WW I, will capture you and perhaps cause you to question your support or condemnation of what Sari becomes involved in. I found myself feeling as Bela did, having come to the village to in the 20's to inquire into the inordinate numbers of deaths in the village of Falucska from war's end and beyond; I too sort of \"fell in love\" with Sari and wanted her to somehow escape what she'd been a part of, to find a life with her daughter beyond the limits of her village, a life more in keeping with her intelligence and talents and desires. Jessica Gregson has taken an actual happening and, with the power of imagination and embellishment, created a fascinating look at how we view what is moral, what is acceptable, what is necessary. You won't be disappointed with the time you spend reading this book.","Product: In this deeply moving and myth-shattering work, Ann Fessler brings out into the open for the first time the astonishing untold history of the million and a half women who surrendered children for adoption due to enormous family and social pressure in the decades before Roe v. Wade. An adoptee who was herself surrendered during those years and recently made contact with her mother, Ann Fessler brilliantly brings to life the voices of more than a hundred women, as well as the spirit of those times, allowing the women to tell their stories in gripping and intimate detail.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This book is just very, very important!\n\nReview: I was just looking at Amazon orders over the years and see that in 2006, after my sister had mentioned this book to me, I, first, checked it out at our library; then I ordered three copies of the book for each of my three sisters. The stories that Ann Fessler tells here at times read like fiction. My oldest sister experienced, back in l965,the birth of a baby girl while unmarried. Several days after the birth of, then, Lisa, the baby was given over to Catholic Charities for adoption. A loving family did adopt this child who grew up as Eileen; in later years, Eileen did make contact with my sister, her birth mother. This provided closure for both of them. They remain in touch. Ann Fessler's book is a stunning look at what happened to babies born over so many years to girls not married. The book is both terribly sad and enormously hopeful. After reading, I wrote an e-amil to Ann, who, in the publication of the paperback format, included a large part that e-mail in a new \"Afterward.\" I was thrilled. I told her that she had two books yet to write...one about the boys/young men who managed to get away with accepting no responsibility for the sexual relations that led to the births of these babies; and, two, a book about Catholic Charities who, over so many years, has made a fortune preying on the guilt these girls and their families were made to experience. Maybe, in so many instances, had they put their monies and their concern into helping these mothers keep their babies, so many lives would not have been altered as they were. I can't recommend this book enough. It is both enormously readable and informative. Times have changed. Today much less guilt and ostracism is placed on girls and women who bring babies into this world without a mate and marriage. But during the time frame Ann's book covers, that, unfortunately was not the case."],"string":"[\n \"Product: H20 Mop Steam Cleaner Lightweight and easy to operate; eliminates traditional mops, water buckets, clean and sparkle surfaces, without harsh chemicals, grime-busting steam, loosens the dirt, microfiber lifts and locks, laminate, marble, streak free shine, sealed wood floors, tile, grout, ceramic, bathroom floor, kitchen floor, nursery floor, backyard floor\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Somewhat of a disappointment\\n\\nReview: My H2O mop gave out after a little better than a year; I should have taken an extended warranty as offered, but, then, how does one send the darned thing back if the original box for shipping hasn't been saved? My problem early on was I felt the floor was so wet when I finished and took a long time to dry; I called the company and a woman I spoke with suggested going over an area with mop on and then click it off and go over the same area again without the steam being expelled. That was fine. But was it the frequent clicking on and off that caused the mop to eventually cease to work? I took it to a repair place near where I live, but they could do nothing with it. So I'm out the mop. I've gone back instead to the Hoover Floormate, which, really, is a much better piece of equipment...and does do grout! We have an older Florida home with terrazzo floors, and the Floormate is ideal on them, as, in a way, was the H2O mop. But the Floormate both expels and draws up moisture. That would be the big drawback to the mop.\",\n \"Product: H20 Mop Steam Cleaner Lightweight and easy to operate; eliminates traditional mops, water buckets, clean and sparkle surfaces, without harsh chemicals, grime-busting steam, loosens the dirt, microfiber lifts and locks, laminate, marble, streak free shine, sealed wood floors, tile, grout, ceramic, bathroom floor, kitchen floor, nursery floor, backyard floor\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Somewhat of a disappointment\\n\\nReview: My H2O mop gave out after a little better than a year; I should have taken an extended warranty as offered, but, then, how does one send the darned thing back if the original box for shipping hasn't been saved? My problem early on was I felt the floor was so wet when I finished and took a long time to dry; I called the company and a woman I spoke with suggested going over an area with mop on and then click it off and go over the same area again without the steam being expelled. That was fine. But was it the frequent clicking on and off that caused the mop to eventually cease to work? I took it to a repair place near where I live, but they could do nothing with it. So I'm out the mop. I've gone back instead to the Hoover Floormate, which, really, is a much better piece of equipment...and does do grout! We have an older Florida home with terrazzo floors, and the Floormate is ideal on them, as, in a way, was the H2O mop. But the Floormate both expels and draws up moisture. That would be the big drawback to the mop.\",\n \"Product: OXO Good Grips Plastic Ice BucketParty indoors or out with the OXO Good Grips Plastic Ice Bucket and Ice Tongs. The Ice Bucket is made of durable plastic that can weather the outdoors for any entertaining occasion. Double wall construction prevents sweating and keeps melting to a minimum, and an internal moat keeps melted ice away from cubes. A soft, comfortable grip on the handle allows for easy carrying and lifting, even when the Bucket is full. The stainless steel Ice Tongs have sharp teeth that grab ice easily, and soft grips and a locking switch provide comfort and convenience. The Ice Tongs rest on the side hooks of the Bucket when not in use.Product Measures: 8.5\\\" x 8.5\\\" x 8.25\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The perfect ice bucket!\\n\\nReview: I bought this ice bucket for a friend who, not having one, would put out ice cubes in an open bowl when she entertained. So, looking at those available through Amazon, I decided on this OXO bucket, and it couldn't have been a better choice! The bucket is insulated, the top lifts, remaining attached, when one wants cubes; and, best of all, in some respects, the tongs, as they are styled, really do grip the ice cubes, and one isn't losing cubes 'tween the bucket and the glass. The ice bucket is roomy enough to hold considerable ice cubes if necessary, the insulation keeps the cubes in good shape for a considerable period of time, the smokey color makes for a very attractive addition to one's bar area. You won't be disappointed in your purchase.\",\n \"Product: The 8\\\" Ivory Taper Forever Flame is a great, safe alternative to traditional burning candles. The flameless candle is safe near curtains, on shelves, in flower arrangements and near children and pets. The random flicker imitates the ambient glow of a real flame and the candle is dipped in paraffin wax, giving it the look and feel of a real candle. Features a 5 hour timer. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Measures 3/4\\\" in diameter x 8\\\" H. Candle color: Ivory.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Couldn't be more pleased!\\n\\nReview: For several years now I've had some of the Luminara flameless pillar candles in the home. They are beautiful! Well, I can't tell you how pleased I was when these 10\\\" tapers arrived. After inserting batteries, I placed the four of them in a Scandinavian-styled holder a friend had brought back from Denmark, giving it to me for Christmas a couple of years ago. I've used battery-operated tapers in it since, but these Mystique candles make for the most startling display. No matter the flameless candle style or size, the realism of the flame makes for an absolutely charming light display...and they don't present the \\\"danger\\\" or frustration that comes with burning actual wax candles. Incidently, these candles are made of wax. You won't be disappointed in these candles, also available in 8\\\" and 12\\\" sizes. Another bonus feature...the ease of turning the candles on and off, just by pressing a switch on the bottom of the candle. They can also be set for timer operation. I just turn mine off when I'm finished with them. I don't want them coming on except when I want them on.\",\n \"Product: the original FIRST RUN EDITION MGM MUSICAL-MGM HOME VIDEO #M300796, 1962, RATED-G, 127MINS, IN SHRINK WRAP,Very Collectible In The Original COVER , VERY RARE DVD'S VERY , IMPRESSIVE VHS OUT OF PRINT MOVIES\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What a film and music legacy she's leaving for us!\\n\\nReview: Okay...it's not the greatest movie ever made, but as I look back on the many movies I saw during my four years in college, \\\"Jumbo\\\" is right up there at the top. I love Doris Day! I think I have since \\\"Everybody Loves A Lover\\\" was a big hit for her back in the 50's and perhaps my introduction to her as the incomparable songstress she is. But back to \\\"Jumbo.\\\" Stephen Boyd did not do his own singing, but who could tell? And Doris, gorgeously costumed, Martha Raye, Jimmy Durante...the later two perhaps the most delightful they'd ever been on film...what fun they are to watch! The music is fabulous! I'm sitting here now listening to the film's lengthy musical finale...if it doesn't get you up, wanting to run to the circus, perhaps even joining one, I don't know what else will. I suppose the story is a little silly, predictable, but who cares...when every short while a wonderful piece of music is ours to enjoy on the screen. I reacquired the soundtrack a few years ago; I have so much music from Doris, my favorites being the music she recorded from '60, '61 and on. A book released a couple of years ago was built around the author's feeling that Doris Day was perhaps the greatest girl singer of all time. Maybe...maybe not...but she's certainly left us a legacy of music that few singers could claim. No matter the music she sang, no matter the film she appeared in, she was just a wonder to listen to and watch. They don't make musicals like \\\"Jumbo\\\" any more; some may say, \\\"Thank God.\\\" I grew up on these musicals though...they play a big part in my original introduction to music in films, and \\\"Jumbo\\\" continued this tradition. Watch this movie...it's nostalgic, yes, and so very well done. Just beautiful to watch. And note my darling Doris...she's just radiant on screen, as she remained through the sixties and into the 70's. She IS America's film sweetheart; she is perhaps one of the very best singers of all time. I love her; perhaps you will too.\",\n \"Product: A matchmaker nabs a rich Yonkers grain merchant for herself in circa-1900 New York. Directed by Gene Kelly.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Blu-Ray should do it justice!\\n\\nReview: I saw this movie when it first came out...visiting a friend in Philadelphia; Joe had just been ordained a priest, and one night he and I went to see the film. We both enjoyed it; I loved it! But I've always loved Barbra Streisand. Hers is the voice against which all others are judged...and come up short. And, as \\\"Dolly,\\\" \\\"Funny Girl,\\\" and \\\"On A Clear Day\\\" prove...she was born to be costumed! Barbra's voice in the aforementioned musicals is at its prime. That glorious sound, her beauty, her sense of comic timing...she lets you forget weaknesses in \\\"Dolly\\\" and \\\"Clear Day\\\" especially. Now out on Blu-Ray, \\\"Hello, Dolly\\\" should live once more for the spectacular display it is of a vocal talent the likes of which we may never see again.\",\n \"Product: In a heartwarming tale of faith, hope and love, a little boy tries with all his might to achieve the impossible: bring his father home from war.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A remarkable performance from this young boy\\n\\nReview: We watched \\\"Little Boy\\\" last night. I didn't know what to expect. I was bowled over by the film's sweetness and \\\"Little Boy's\\\" strength of character and his unshakable love for his father. A lovely relationship. I was reading some reviews which thought the film was horribly manipulative. Personally, I don't mind being manipulated if I'm enjoying the story and performances. Jacob Salvati as Pepper or Little Boy is an absolute marvel. He doesn't so much carry the movie as appear in most all of it, a young boy who comes across as so believable, with such strength of character for one so young. It's a marvel of a performance. It's fun to see who else is in the film, some not quite recognizable, others definitely so, but all adding to a viewer's enjoyment of what they call a \\\"faith-based\\\" film. Aside from that, the story reflects the power of believing and loving. Unless you're a cynic, I think the film will have great appeal. It's a wonderful way to spend just short of two hours of viewing time.\",\n \"Product: 16 selections from The Great Hollywood Musicals\\nErich Kunzel * Cincinnati Pops Orchestra\\nIndiana Univ. Singing Hoosiers * Robert E. Stroll, director\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Great American Songbook!\\n\\nReview: I live in SW Florida, and one of the wonderful FM stations I listen to, 101.1, has played over a long period of time \\\"Singin'\\nin the Rain,\\\" which it turns out comes from this Erich Kunzel album, the song sung by Lee Roy Reams. As I couldn't find just that single to download, I bought the album, and I couldn't be more pleased. The late Erich Kunzel spotlights some of the best music from Hollywood's golden age of musicals, featuring the wonderful voices of not only Reams but Leslie Uggams, Bobby Short, Jerry Hadley, Michael Feinstein, Jeremy Davenport and Frederica von Stade. You won't be disappointed in the selections Kunzel decided to spotlight on this album of almost an hour in length. I now have my \\\"Singin' in the Rain,\\\" but for the first time ever I've come to realize what a wonderful story is told through Harry Warren's \\\"The Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.\\\" These songwriters knew how to use the language to create their enormously memorable music, music that has stood the test of time. I'm of the opinion that the best music has already been written; at my age, I have great, great respect for our American songbook. Its legacy is well represented on this classic Kunzel disc.\",\n \"Product: Nine days after her seventeenth birthday, singing sensation Renee Olstead and her stunning bluesy jazz voice take flight with her second major-label album, Skylark. Backed by esteemed producer/arranger David Foster (Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Celine Dion) on strings, piano, horns and often keyboards, Olstead stamps her mark on standards and modern classics and premieres four originals she co-wrote, including one with Foster. Following her 2004 #1 Jazz self-titled album, Olstead soars on Skylark.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It took waaaay toooo long, but it was worth it!\\n\\nReview: It took too long for this follow-up album to be released, but it's definitely worth the wait. Renee, just months short of her twentieth birthday, hits the mark, scores a bull's eye, again! Song choices are a brilliant display of her vocal prowess; her approach to each shows that she's an original with unmatched maturity. When hopeful songstresses on American Idol seem to want to scream at the top of their collective lungs, it's nice to have a talent such as Renee's take both standards and originals and give each her very personal stamp, focusing on interpretation rather than sheer volume. Under the tutelage of the likes of David Foster once again and the added talents of Humberto Gatica, Renee gives her fans an early Valentine gift...a group of songs which showcase her awesome young talent. No need to single any selection out...you'll enjoy them all. And here's hoping that her next release won't take the length of time to put together that this one has taken, although if this is what the wait has been for...putting together a group of songs that SHE'S proud of...then the wait is very much worth it!\",\n \"Product: 2011 holiday release from the legendary singer, songwriter and entertainer. Contains lush romantic versions of popular Christmas songs sung by a master. Smooth assured production complete with a full orchestra recorded in the renowned Capitol studios.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Amazon! Promote this album!\\n\\nReview: I actually came across this album while browsing the Barnes and Noble website; I then returned to Amazon and did find the album, downloaded it for a paltry $7.99, and find myself enchanted with what I feel is one of the best holiday albums of any year. One of my favorite Christmas albums of all times is Doris Day's holiday album from the '60's...a lush, romantic, sexy and all too short an album of music for the holiday interpreted in Doris' own inimitable way. And that's exactly what Paul Anka has created here...an album in the vein of Doris' effort from so many years ago, her album remaining a perennial favorite of mine and I'm sure many others. Paul takes some of the loveliest of Christmas classics and doesn't so much reinterpret them but rather creates through lovely and almost understated elegance the perfect mood to accompany anyone sitting back, enjoying the snow, the tree, the magical lights, perhaps sipping from a cup of egg nog and enjoying the most pleasant of holiday memories past, memories yet to be created. Personally, I don't like my Christmas music jazzed up or rocked up..so Paul Anka's \\\"Songs of December\\\" is, for me, sheer perfection. Thank you, Mr. Anka...this album should, with proper marketing, find a place in many hearts at this time of the year, any year.\",\n \"Product: 2013 live album from the Pop icon and entertainment superstar. Back To Brooklyn features nine songs that Barbra has never performed on stage before and includes special guests Il Volo, Jason Gould and Chris Botti. ''I have so many strong memories of growing up in Brooklyn. The apartments I lived in... the stoops I sat on... the lobby with its beautiful echo, where I first discovered I had a good voice. I'm proud of where I come from. Brooklyn people are down to earth. When we meet, there's an instant bond. I could be in Shanghai and if I bumped into someone from Brooklyn, we could speak in a shorthand that is completely unique. I eventually left Brooklyn to pursue my dreams, but Brooklyn never left me. In a very real sense, being born and raised there made me who I am today You can go home again.'' -Barbra\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My God!!! She's amazing...still!!!\\n\\nReview: My God! She's amazing...still!!!!! At age 70, 71, she still makes the hairs on the back of one's neck stand on end. What an incredible selection of songs...she says they're songs she loves by composers she loves, and that's exactly how they're sung, with such respect for the songwriter; and how flattered they might be to have their works in the overly capable hands of this lady. I was so excited with today's release of this album. I downloaded it and have made copies for friends. And now I look forward to the PBS special the night after Thanksgiving. I've been an avid fan of Barbra's since the 60's. What amazes me is that she so often sounds just as good as she did forty-five years ago...no, better, for maturity plays a big part in the manner in which she puts over her music today. If you don't have this new release in your possession, I hope that won't be for long.\",\n \"Product: TONY BENNETT AND LADY GAGA - CHEEK TO CHEEK - CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just so very special!\\n\\nReview: A couple of years ago when, at Thanksgiving, Lady Gaga appeared in a holiday special with guest performer Tony Bennett, I said, \\\"They should do an album together.\\\" And now we have it. Tony is a miracle...I mean, come on, eighty-eight years of age and he sounds absolutely fabulous! And now with his sixty-year-younger partner, Tony just proves (as if he has to) that he holds such a very special place in the world of music. Both Tony and the Lady introduce each other to their respective audiences, winning for each even more fans of just really good music. What I like about this pairing is what I don't care for on the new Barbra Streisand album...Tony has found someone with whom he pairs so well; Barbra tends to just show up the minimal talents, for the most part, of those she chooses to sing with...except for Michael Buble. An album of duets with just him would have been perfection! Tony instead finds a vocalist whose style meshes so well with his; he did the same in the work he did with k.d. lang. They worked so well together. The same happens here with Lady Gaga. If you've seen them interviewed together or if you look back to Tony's last duet album and the music he made with her, you can tell they get such a kick out of making music together. Those of us who enjoy the standards are very happy indeed, the lucky recipients of this treasure they've created.\",\n \"Product: A superb 2007 three CD set from Matt Monro, the UK's answer to Frank Sinatra. Although the title might suggest so, this is not an audio document of Mr. Monro visiting a movie theater. In all actuality, this CD features 74 of the greatest movie themes performed by Matt with songs taken from some of the most popular films of all time. Includes a previously unreleased English version of 'Theme From Love Story', as well as several tracks appearing in stereo for the first time. Liner notes written by his daughter Michele Monro. EMI Gold. 2007.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A fine collection of songs\\n\\nReview: Matt Munro, I understand, was often referred to as \\\"England's Frank Sinatra.\\\" He certainly had a way with a song...with many songs...and this very large collection included on three discs provides the listener with example after example as to why the English referred to Matt as they did. He treats the songs included here with respect, making for an enormously pleasant listening experience. There are so many songs here that have become standards since they were introduced, say, in the featured film. You won't be disapppointed in this collection of over sixty wonderful songs receiving the Matt Munro treatment. He left us way too early; but, almost like a Nat King Cole, it seems he recorded almost every song ever written before doing so.\",\n \"Product: We have a lot of Doris Day experts among our customers, and when they brought to our attention that these two Columbia albums had never been out on CD in this country (and never out as single albums at all), that was all we needed to go a-licensing! But it wasn t just the fact that these records had been hitherto unavailable that spurred us into action; these 1964 and 1962 albums display Doris awesome versatility, as she swings from children-oriented to inspirational material without a catch in her voice. And it s on this nakedly emotional material that her voice and style really shines; Doris had the unique ability to make every song an intimate occasion for the listener. Moving, uplifting, and (on the kids stuff) fun!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: She's one of the best!\\n\\nReview: This music has been available as part of an eight-CD set of music recorded by Doris Day in the l960's, which is my favorite Doris Day. This lady is one of the pre-eminent voices of the 20th century, a woman who has such a way with a song, a woman with great respect for the songwriter and the voice she was God-given to interpret the music she lent her voice to. My favorite of the two albums featured here is \\\"With A Smile and a Song.\\\" Although some are songs written for, say, a Disney movie, they are also songs that we adults of a certain age grew up with and which retain their appeal all of these years later. If you don't have the 8-CD set, I recommend, as it also contains her recording (with Robert Goulet) of the score of \\\"Annie Get Your Gun\\\" and the soundtrack from \\\"Jumbo,\\\" which movie I loved when I saw it, featuring wonderful Doris Day performances. And, if you don't have the Doris Day Christmas album, the original with twelve wonderful songs of Christmas, it too will soon be available in new format for the holidays. It's one of several holiday albums I would rank as among the most satisfying for holiday listening.\",\n \"Product: No. 1 new york times bestselling author dean koontz is at the peak of his storytelling powers with this major new novel a rich, multi-layered story that moves back and forth across decades and generations as a gifted musician relates the terrible and wonderful events that began in his city in 1967, when he was ten. This is the story of a boy and a cityjonah kirks childhood has been punctuated by extraordinary moments like the time a generous stranger helped him realize his dream of learning the piano. Nothing is more important to him than his family and friends, and the electrifying power of music. But now jonah has a terrifying secret. And it sets him on a collision course with a group of dangerous people who will change his life forever. For one bright morning, a single earth-shattering event will show jonah that in his city, good is entwined with malice, and sometimes the dark side of humanity triumphs. But it will also teach him that courage and honour are found in the most unexpected places, and the way forward lies buried deep inside the heart. If he can just survive to find it\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Although we've made it a world of hatred and envy and violence, the preponderance of evidence proves to me...\\\"\\n\\nReview: \\\"...that it is (also) a world created to inspire friendship and love and kindness.\\\" My introduction to the storytelling talents of Dean Koontz probably began with \\\"Phantoms\\\" or \\\"Whispers.\\\" With \\\"The City: A Novel,\\\" Mr. Koontz has created his \\\"masterpiece.\\\" No offense to what came before, but it's almost difficult to believe that this is the same writer. All of his previous efforts culminate in this riveting story, set back in the 60's over a several year period. An adult Jonah Kirk, a black man, a prodigy of a young musician, circumstances later leading him to music composition, tells the story of his younger self during the years when he moved from single digits in age to double. A very bright, a very curious little man, Jonah lives with his single mother in less than ideal surroundings; what makes Jonah what he is, what he will become, as the innocence of childhood is forever lost, is the incredible love with which he is surrounded...love from a struggling mother, herself an aspiring singer...love from, first, two lovely grandparents, later, just his grandfather, his inspiration as Jonah's love for music develops...Malcolm and, too briefly, Amalia, siblings living across from Jonah's grandparents, Malcolm sharing Jonah's love of music...Mrs. Lorenzo, later a widow, who lives in the same building as Jonah and his mother, frequently entrusted with Jonah's care while Jonah's mother works...and especially Mr. Yoshioka, in time a surrogate father to Jonah, a man who experienced the camps set up during WW II for Japanese living in the U.S., a man with his own story of sadness, a man who encourages the very best in Jonah, a man who becomes Jonah's mentor in so many ways, almost a guardian angel. He's a stunningly developed character. You read the story...it starts slowly and pulls the reader in so that, in my case, I found myself reading to almost one-thirty this early morning, unable to put the book down to finish at another time. Just an amazingly well-told story, The City is a character too in the body of Pearl, who comes into Jonah's life in the most unexpected of ways. Yes, there is in this story what we've come to expect in Dean Koontz, but offered in a different manner; and this is also a story of love. Jonah is surrounded by it; is it any wonder, then, that he grows into the adult he will become, guided by so many who have only his best interests at heart. Dean Koontz should be so very proud of this book. It's a dramatic departure in storytelling, one that this reader was pleasantly surprised by, an evolution of sorts. You won't be able to put the book down...I guarantee you that. And, long after you've finished reading, the story and especially the characters will stay with you. It's a book you'll want friends to read too, just so you can share thoughts with others who read and enjoy \\\"The City.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Paperback. Pub Date :2013-07-18 Pages: 330 Language: English Publisher: Macmillan Hardback Omes A rainy night. an Amish father returning home with his three children. a speeding car hurtling toward them out of nowhere What at first seems like. a tragic. but routine car accident suddenly takes on a more sinister cast as evidence emerges that nothing about the crash is accidental. But who would want to kill an Amish deacon and two of his children He leaves behind a grieving widow and a young son who clings to life in the intensive care wing of a hospital. unable to communicate. Desperate to find out who killed her best friends husband and why. Kate begins to suspect she is not looking for a reckless drunk. but instead is on the trail of a cold blooded killer in the heart of Painters Mill. It is a search that takes her on a chilling journey into the darkest reaches of the human...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What a good read!\\n\\nReview: This reader was captured by Linda Castillo's storytelling with her first Kate Burkholder book, \\\"Gone Missing;\\\" with her fifth book in the series, \\\"Her Last Breath,\\\" she continues to hold our interest with this fascinating and flawed woman, the chief-of-police in the small town of Painters Mill, home also to a community of Amish. Each of the five books makes the Amish and crimes against them the focal point of a riveting story. With each return visit to Painters Mill, the reader comes to feel more and more at home, increasingly familiar with characters introduced in book one, pulling for Kate as she balances her dedication to her work with a community she was once a part of but no longer, her sense of loss as she acknowledges broken relationships with a brother and sister who hold to the Amish way of life, her hurt as those with whom she's familiar often turn a cold shoulder to her even while she puts heart and soul into protecting those for whom she still holds an affinity. Equally intriguing is the relationship that began long ago with an equally flawed and damaged John Tomasetti, in this current book his having a better fix on where he'd like their relationship to go, Kate terribly reluctant to take that step that could alter her personal life forever, this reader eager for her to bask in the love and care of what is a good man. I've said before...the only bad thing about a Linda Castillo/Kate Burkholder story is that it has to end. On the plus side, the author seems to have a good grip on just where she wants her stories and characters to go, so we should continue to enjoy a rewarding relationship with this author through books to come.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Somewhere warm and fragrant...\\\"\\n\\nReview: ...which is exactly where I hoped Sari and her daughter would find themselves. I liked this book...a lot. Supposedly based on a true story or actual happenings, this story, set in a small village in, where, Hungary, before, during and after WW I, will capture you and perhaps cause you to question your support or condemnation of what Sari becomes involved in. I found myself feeling as Bela did, having come to the village to in the 20's to inquire into the inordinate numbers of deaths in the village of Falucska from war's end and beyond; I too sort of \\\"fell in love\\\" with Sari and wanted her to somehow escape what she'd been a part of, to find a life with her daughter beyond the limits of her village, a life more in keeping with her intelligence and talents and desires. Jessica Gregson has taken an actual happening and, with the power of imagination and embellishment, created a fascinating look at how we view what is moral, what is acceptable, what is necessary. You won't be disappointed with the time you spend reading this book.\",\n \"Product: In this deeply moving and myth-shattering work, Ann Fessler brings out into the open for the first time the astonishing untold history of the million and a half women who surrendered children for adoption due to enormous family and social pressure in the decades before Roe v. Wade. An adoptee who was herself surrendered during those years and recently made contact with her mother, Ann Fessler brilliantly brings to life the voices of more than a hundred women, as well as the spirit of those times, allowing the women to tell their stories in gripping and intimate detail.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This book is just very, very important!\\n\\nReview: I was just looking at Amazon orders over the years and see that in 2006, after my sister had mentioned this book to me, I, first, checked it out at our library; then I ordered three copies of the book for each of my three sisters. The stories that Ann Fessler tells here at times read like fiction. My oldest sister experienced, back in l965,the birth of a baby girl while unmarried. Several days after the birth of, then, Lisa, the baby was given over to Catholic Charities for adoption. A loving family did adopt this child who grew up as Eileen; in later years, Eileen did make contact with my sister, her birth mother. This provided closure for both of them. They remain in touch. Ann Fessler's book is a stunning look at what happened to babies born over so many years to girls not married. The book is both terribly sad and enormously hopeful. After reading, I wrote an e-amil to Ann, who, in the publication of the paperback format, included a large part that e-mail in a new \\\"Afterward.\\\" I was thrilled. I told her that she had two books yet to write...one about the boys/young men who managed to get away with accepting no responsibility for the sexual relations that led to the births of these babies; and, two, a book about Catholic Charities who, over so many years, has made a fortune preying on the guilt these girls and their families were made to experience. Maybe, in so many instances, had they put their monies and their concern into helping these mothers keep their babies, so many lives would not have been altered as they were. I can't recommend this book enough. It is both enormously readable and informative. Times have changed. Today much less guilt and ostracism is placed on girls and women who bring babies into this world without a mate and marriage. But during the time frame Ann's book covers, that, unfortunately was not the case.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":18,"string":"18"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":172,"string":"172"}}},{"rowIdx":173,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3QW9A093UON2B"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"2.0\" for a product with description \"Twelve CD box set. 2012 marks the centenary of maestro Sergi Celibidache's birth. Celibidache was without question one of the most important and original conductors in recent memory. He was a perfectionist who disliked what he perceived to be the synthetic sounds created in the modern recording studio, preferring the immediacy of the concert platform and the interaction with a live audience. Brought together here in four special volumes the Celibidache series celebrates the extraordinary legacy of his collaboration with the Mncher Philharmoniker portraying the excitement and atmosphere of their live performances. Mastered to retain and recreate the vibrancy and impact of Celibidache and the Mncher Philharmoniker's live performances, the Celibidache Series brings together his finest and critically acclaimed recordings of Beethoven, Bruckner, Brahms, Schumann and Fare as well as many others.\". The summary of the review text is \"Perverse To The Nth Degree\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Celibidache surely knew that playing Bruckner at these perversely slow tempi could only create a \"cult of personality\" around himself, not an illumination of Bruckner's magisterial music. There's a lot of stuff in the notes about the influence of Zen Buddhism on him, but I'd guess he was more likely inspired by Simon Stylites and the Upanishads, high on his perch declaiming endless, ponderous jabber.\n\nHis Stuttgart recordings of Bruckner make it clear that he knew what reasonable tempi were, as well as how much variety of interpretation was possible within those standards. To those who think he reveals more of the Brucknerian \"transcendence\" in Munich, I can only say, \"Chacun a son gout\". He doesn't even have the excuse of extreme old age, which could be said of Reginald Goodall in his Wagner recordings: one anecdote has it that when Goodall heard the playback of his TWILIGHT OF THE GODS, he exclaimed, \"That's much too slow.\"\n\nI'm sure Celibidache would use the liner notes statements of his son to describe what he was trying to do in Munich, but it'll take more than this kind of rationalization to justify abusing a great composer's masterpieces.\n\nIf you love Bruckner, don't waste your money on these eccentric recordings: buy Furtwaengler in sonically imperfect mono and hear the music honored."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Celibidache surely knew that playing Bruckner at these perversely slow tempi could only create a \"cult of personality\" around himself, not an illumination of Bruckner's magisterial music. There's a lot of stuff in the notes about the influence of Zen Buddhism on him, but I'd guess he was more likely inspired by Simon Stylites and the Upanishads, high on his perch declaiming endless, ponderous jabber.\n\nHis Stuttgart recordings of Bruckner make it clear that he knew what reasonable tempi were, as well as how much variety of interpretation was possible within those standards. To those who think he reveals more of the Brucknerian \"transcendence\" in Munich, I can only say, \"Chacun a son gout\". He doesn't even have the excuse of extreme old age, which could be said of Reginald Goodall in his Wagner recordings: one anecdote has it that when Goodall heard the playback of his TWILIGHT OF THE GODS, he exclaimed, \"That's much too slow.\"\n\nI'm sure Celibidache would use the liner notes statements of his son to describe what he was trying to do in Munich, but it'll take more than this kind of rationalization to justify abusing a great composer's masterpieces.\n\nIf you love Bruckner, don't waste your money on these eccentric recordings: buy Furtwaengler in sonically imperfect mono and hear the music honored."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: All the basics, many of the secrets, and tricks of Lightnin's deeply accomplished, deceptively simple acoustic Texas boogie guitar style are feetured. The lesson features rare video footage of Lightnin' from the 1950's and 1960's. Lightnin' plays the tu\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lightning Hopkins--Unique Guitarist But Is He \"Great\"?\n\nReview: This is a very good instructional DVD, but I've already been playing Lightning's style for more than 20 years so I didn't learn much from it (only things like Ernie uses three fingers to play an open E and I use two, and he uses a thumb pick and I use just my thumb).\n\nMyself, I think learning to play from Lightning's records, especially the earliest sides on Gold Star (available on Arhoolie CDs), is possibly a more difficult route, especially for beginners on guitar, but a little patience and application will do the trick as it did for me..\n\nIt might also help if you get a guitar something like the one Lightning played himself in his Gold Star years if you're learning from these early sides--which are, by the way, his best and most inventive. From vintage photos you can see that it was an inexpensive one, probably ordered from the Sears & Roebuck catalogue, not an expensive Gibson like the one Hawkins plays.\n\nWhat puzzles me in the comments about this DVD on Amazon, as well as in comments on Lightning's various recordings, is how everyone seems to think he was a great guitar player. I wouldn't disagree that he was an original and had a unique style. After many years of listening to old blues records, I've yet to find anyone who preceded Lightning who played in a style similar to his. Certainly not Blind Lemon, who was much more technically proficient and didn't play typical Texas style, i.e., thumping the bass string and picking the melody on the treble strings.\n\nBut if Lightning had a unique guitar style, it really isn't very complicated. One critic calls it \"skeletal\" and this is appropriate: Lightning doesn't play full chords, like Delta and Memphis bluesmen, he plays lots of two-finger chords, single-string runs, and uncomplicated \"walking\" bass patterns. He does do a lot of string bending, especially in the key of A, that's tricky, but he does it mostly near the bridge--e.g., he takes maximum advantage of the chords A, D, A minor, and D7, all played on the same strings at the first-to-third frets. It's great stuff but technically it's not very complex.\n\nNobody should expect downhome blues players like Lightning to be technically great players. Claims are made for Robert Johnson, but I think they're inflated. Urban bluesmen are sometimes technically proficient, Earl Hooker, e.g., and sometimes players who begin downhome become more subtle, e.g., Robert Jr. Lockwood.\n\nBut \"great\" and \"technically accomplished\" are unnecessary terms when you're talking about blues. Lightning's singing and guitar playing seem more moving to me than those of any other bluesman, so it's the feeling you communicate, not how complex your guitar and singing are.","Product: Import exclusive three CD set for the most influential blues slide guitarist of the postwar era. Snapper.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Essential purchase for Elmore fans\n\nReview: This set is a superb collection, an essential purchase for all Elmore James fanatics, consisting mostly of his late career sessions with Bobby Robinson for his various labels, but also including his important Chief sides for Mel London, as well as the single of his signature tune for Trumpet. (\"Coming Home\", recorded for London, is arguably the most exciting version of the \"broom\" theme Elmore recorded, but honestly, all Elmore's broomdusting is worth hearing!)\n\nRobinson had the genius idea of recording Elmore with different backing, so we get sides with the typical sax and piano accompaniment, some thrilling stuff with just Elmore's guitar and bass and drums (\"My Baby's Gone\" stands out), and a stellar cut of \"Look Over Yonder's Wall\" with Sammy Myers on harp.\n\nThis may not be the best set for someone who's as yet unfamiliar with Elmore's music (Ace's \"The Best of Elmore James\" would be a better choice for a beginner), but it's hard to believe that anyone who loves the blues wouldn't respond to Elmore's inimitable talent as heard here..","Product: When I listen to this recording again many years later, I still have the same sense of excitement I felt that day when I sat in his shadowy room with the bottle of gin on the floor, and the sounds of other people in the house drifting through the door. Through the blues revival and on into the 1970s he went on to record many more albums, including some sessions we did together, but this one, still, for me, his most exciting musical statement. Often during those years I was asked if there was some way to describe the country blues, and the easiest way I could think of was to play this labum. Whenever I think of Linghtning and his music it is this sound and these blues that come back to me. Sam Charters, Mansfield Center, Conn. 1990\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Folkie Version of Lightning, King of the Blues\n\nReview: Even though this album resulted from his re-discovery by Sam Charters, it isn't the Lightnin' CD I'd take to my desert island.\n\nCharters tells us that Lightning had both his electric and acoustic guitars in pawn, and wanted to use the electric to record. For the major part of his recording career Lightning had played electric guitar, even without accompanists, so it would have made more sense to use the electric. However, Charters was working for Folkways records at the time, and electric instruments were verboten in \"folk music\".\n\nI suppose you could argue that since the actual recording was made in Lightning's boarding house room, the electric guitar would have been overpowering; Charters was using a tape recorder and moving the microphone from Lightning's mouth to his guitar depending on whether he was singing or playing. But actually the electric would have been better, because then he'd only have to hold the microphone to Lightning's mouth and the guitar would have been picked up in the background.\n\nThe other drawback here is that Charters really didn't know Lightning's repertoire. If he had, the recording would have been better because Lightning was obviously drunk (half-drunk?) and would have dredged up some untypical \"folk music\".\n\nI guess all I'm saying is that this collection is a folkie's idea of what Lightning should have been recording for a \"folk music\" label, therefore it's not representative of what his genuine 1950s music was like. Buy the Gold Star albums on Arhoolie is you're interested in hearing Lightning as he should be heard.","Product: Our product to treat is a regular product. There is not the imitation. From Japan by the surface mail because is sent out, take it until arrival as 7-14 day. Thank you for you seeing it.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: From The Sublime To The Trite\n\nReview: Let's start with the positive: Dale Hawkins had a good bluesy rockabilly vocal style and his band featured three of the greatest guitars in the genre--Carl Adams being the best, but Kenny Paulsen and Roy Buchanan were close seconds.\n\nSome of his sides are excellent: SUSIE-Q is obviously the best, but TORNADO, LA-DO-DA-DA, MY BABE, BABY BABY, LITTLE LIZA JANE, and AIN'T THAT LOVIN' YOU BABY are superior stuff, as well as at least half-a-dozen others.\n\nHowever, Dale clearly wanted to be a \"teen idol\" and to sell records to the kiddies, otherwise why would he have recorded dreck like CLASSCUTTER, FOUR-LETTER WORD (ROCK), MRS. MURGATORY'S DAUGHTER, FIRST LOVE (title?) and various other infinitely forgettable trash.\n\nDid Len Chess push him into doing this? What I've read suggests it was mostly Dale's idea.\n\nToo bad. I saw Dale in his prime at the Rocket Room in Washington, D.C., and his show was great, with Roy Buchanan sizzling on guitar and lots of bluesy stuff.\n\nI try to imagine what he would have become if Sam Phillips had produced his records.","Product: Billy was one of Sun Records' brightest young rockabilly stars, but timing was not on his side, as Jerry Lee Lewis' arrival in Memphis stole the label's-and the public's-attention. Billy did record lots of awesome Sun sides-and here are 22 of his greatest, including Trouble Bound; Rock with Me, Baby; Flying Saucers Rock 'n' Roll; Baby Please Don't Go; Red Hot , and more.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Red Hot, Then Doodley-Squat\n\nReview: Billy Riley reached his zenith early. His first three singles on SUN are among the classics of \"rockabilly\" (though, to be fair, Billy Lee considered himself to be a \"rock 'n' roller\"). RED HOT is the best of them, with Billy's high-compression vocal (was his throat sore by the time he reached the last note?) and the incredible guitar solos (two of them) by Roland Janes. FLYING SAUCERS ROCK 'N' ROLL is almost as good, and Jerry Lee on piano shows why he became a solo act p.d.q. I also have a fondness for TROUBLE BOUND, more country than other contemporary SUN rockers, but \"atmospheric\" in the best sense.\n\nAlas, after that trio of masterpieces, Billy Lee went downhill very quickly. The remaining SUN singles are second-rate at best (WOULDN'T YOU KNOW is an uninspired attempt at a \"pop\" hit, BABY PLEASE DON'T GO is very weak). His recordings for other labels range from okay to pathetic (ROCKIN' ON THE MOON is godawful).\n\nHe's a legend of rockabilly, whether he likes the title or not, but a legend that flamed out early.\n\nHis well-known resentment of Sam Phillips (who cancelled orders of RED HOT to push GREAT BALLS OF FIRE) is justified, but at the same time you wonder if he had much left after RED HOT, which he admits was suggested to him (and presumably engineered) by Sam. I seriously doubt he would have become a big star: he was another SUN one-record man, like Sonny Burgess (with whom he recorded a few instrumentals, incidentally, playing a very gutless style of harmonica to Sonny's guitar).\n\nHis \"imitation\" of a blues singer, recording as 'Lightning Leon\", is pathetic. DARK MUDDY BOTTOM ought to be sent to the bottom of the creek.\n\nI suppose his work as part of Sun's house band was respectable, but the first three singles are the ones to have, the rest is forgettable.","Product: Symphonie n° 7, WAB 107 / Royal Scottish National Orchestra, dir. Georg Tintner\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bruckner Conducted By A Master!\n\nReview: This CD is astonishing for two reasons--for the superb quality of the performance and the circumstances of its being recorded.\n\nIn my opinion, this is the equal of any of the other interpretations on record; it's arguably on the same level as Wand, Celibidache, Haitink,\nKarajan, and Barenboim. Given that the Royal Scottish National Orchestra isn't the BPO, the VPO, or the Dresden State Orchestra. this is remarkable and it certainly demonstrates the maxim that a great conductor can make a second-rank orchestra sound world-class.\n\nEven more astonishing is that Georg Tintner had to wait until he was in his late 70s, a few years before his death, to be given the opportunity to record a complete Bruckner cycle (of which this is one example), because his feeling for and mastery of Bruckner's music is beyond cavil.\n\nI try to imagine what he would have done with a better orchestra, the BPO or VPO, for example. He was Viennese-born so familiar with both these orchestras over a long period.\n\nWhy did he have to wait until the very end of his life to reveal his immense affinity for this composer? A partial answer is provided by Tanya Tintner, his third wife and widow, who's written a very readable biography of Georg that I recommend to anyone who's interested in knowing more of Tintner's story. (The biography also reveals a lot about the interesting personality of Tanya herself).\n\nThat we don't have a Beethoven and/or Schubert cycle by Tintner is a major loss, IMHO. But at least we have this glorious 7th as well as the complete cycle, with outstanding performances of almost all the other symphonies, although his choice of the original score for the 8th may be disconcerting at first hearing, though it's exceptionally well played. And though I'm glad to have them, his inclusion of the \"study\" symphony and the \"Nullte\" are a bit much. I would have preferred the TE DEUM, but apparently Tintner died before a projected recording of the Masses and the other sacred music could be made.\n\nThank goodness that Naxos was far-sighted enough to record Tintner's Bruckner. They've added an marvellous addition to Bruckner on record.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What Makes The \"Best\" Interpretation?\n\nReview: Some of the other reviewers of this cycle argue that while these are noteworthy performances, Tintner's versions of the late symphonies can't compare with Karajan, Wand, Jochum, Celibidache, etc.. Partly this has to do with the editions he uses, a detail that I think is for the cognoscenti only--because what non-conductor can criticize the conductor's score choices except as a matter of preference?--but mostly with Tintner's ability and the orchestras he leads here.\n\nI concede that Tintner leading the VPO or the BPO would be desirable, but I wonder if his devotion to the composer doesn't compensate for the absence of the world's greatest orchestras in this set?\n\nI'm not comparing incomparables, but think of Gilbert Kaplan, not a trained conductor, simply someone who fell in love with Mahler's \"Resurrection\" symphony and devoted so much time and passion to it that when he conducted it with the VPO, he gave a first-rate performance--as has been said, \"amateurish\" in the very best sense.\n\nTintner, on the other hand, was not only a superbly trained conductor, but someone who had acquired immense knowledge of Bruckner before he made this cycle in his early 80s. As with Kaplan, passion and devotion, in this case combined with a lifetime of experience on the podium, make a difference that I find far more revelatory of the music than, say, Celibidache's septuagenarian turn towards monumentality.\n\nOf course, anyone who loves Bruckner needs to own both of Jochum's cycles, everything by Wand, certainly early Celibidache, when he played the music at normal tempi, perhaps Karajan (though sonic splendor is overplayed). Furtwaengler (without sonic splendor), and Haitink, one of my favorites even if he isn't always ranked as a great Brucknerian..\n\nBut Tintner deserves to be heard and to be treasured for his musical expertise and his spiritual insight into the greatest post-Beethoven symphonist.","Product: Colin Davis's Berlioz cycle for Philips was a highly acclaimed, if not ambitious achievement forty years ago and many of his performances- including the Requiem and Te Deum here- remain the reference to which all others have since aspired. His soloists are all remarkably good (especially tenor Franco Tagliavini in the Te Deum) and the Wandsworth School Boys Choir simply sing their hearts out. Davis tends to downplay the usual theatrics most conductors pepper their readings with though his restraint pays off famously with one of the most highly dramatic, emotionally charged interpretations ever recorded. With Philip's 96 kHz 24-BIT remastered transfers as well, this glorious production sounds better than ever.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Berlioz At His Best\n\nReview: The late R.C. Zaehner, an expert on Eastern religions and a Roman Catholic, once said that Berlioz's TE DEUM was so moving that it made him feel manic.\n\nI can't say I share his enthusiasm, but the TE DEUM is extraordinarily moving, the kind of large-scale choral work at which Berlioz excelled. The REQUIEM is equally powerful, but my idiosyncratic response is to be slightly repelled by funeral music, even if it's by Berlioz or Verdi, which is likely the legacy of being an ex-Catholic.\n\nSpeaking generally, Berlioz's blind spot was his admiration for Gluck. It gives his dramatic music a static quality, even though tone-color is his saving touch. I'll never understand why Berlioz couldn't make heads or tails of the Prelude to TRISTAN when he first heard it. I think if he'd been as influenced by Liszt as Wagner was, or even by Wagner himself, LES TROYENS might be the equal of the RING, instead of a magnificent aural landscape riddled with barren patches, certainly more of them than in the RING, a much longer work (well, there is SIEGFRIED, but WALKURE and GOTTERDAMMERUNG are gripping from start to finish).\n\nAfter Wagner and Verdi, Berlioz is the shadowy third, and bringing up the pack are Mahler and Bruckner.\n\nMozart? Oh, but he isn't really comparable to this quintet: he's a musician apart, in a classification all his own ....","Product: Just before Christmas 1938, 'Honeyboy' Edwards and Walter Horton fetched up in Jackson and met Rice Miller. The three played streets and taverns. That man could entertain a crowd, too, Edwards remembered. He was a show all by himself.' Thirteen years later, Miller, now known as Sonny Boy Williamson, returned to Jackson to cut his first session for the Diamond Record Company. Why did he hijack another's name' It's a mystery - Miller's style was radically different from his namesake's. Birth dates vary between 1894 and 1909 but it's likely he was born in 1897 in Glendora, MS. He took to music before he was ten years old, playing 'church music' and calling himself 'Reverend Blue'. As a young adult he left home after a fight with his father. By this time, it's assumed he was playing blues harmonica. What singled him out was his musical skill, his wanderlust and his adoption of nicknames. He was 'Harmonica blowin' Slim', 'Little Boy Blue' and 'Footsie' depending on the audience. The Sonny Boy Williamson persona was formed towards the end of 1941, at station KFFA in Helena, AR. Miller and guitarist Robert Lockwood fronted on a show promoting King Biscuit Flour to a black audience. Their lunchtime slot became a favorite. With one show under his belt, getting other shows was easy. His reputation went before him. In December 1950 Lillian McMurry told Sonny Boy's wife, that a recording contract with Trumpet Records was his if he wanted it. He signed a week later. His first release, 'Eyesight To The Blind', had a good response and Sonny Boy became Trumpet's most valuable asset. Nine further sessions took place, the last in November 1954. In all twelve records were released. A minor galaxy of blues talent was present at these dates, including Willie Love, Elmore James, Joe Willie Wilkins, Lester Williams and B.B. King. Over time, Sonny Boy's music evolved from piano-led, swing-based rhythms to the harsher drum-driven backbeats that were emerging from Chicago.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best of Trumpet Records\n\nReview: As another review points out, this is really a collection of the major artists who recorded for the Trumpet label, of whom Sonny Boy Williamson was the most famous. Elmore James' DUST MY BROOM, the only side he made for Trumpet is also included, and of course he went on to later great fame, but Sonny Boy was very well-known in the South from radio broadcasts when he made his Trumpet recordings.\n\nThe only criticism I have of the Sonny Boy sides is that his accompanists, especially his pianist, is out of balance on several of the early recordings, which I assume is a result of the bad acoustics of the room and/or microphone placement. Also, that Sonny Boy blew directly into the vocal mike and didn't play a la Little Walter, cupping the harp mike in his hands, makes it harder for him to rectify this imbalance.\nAlso, the use of a saxophone or saxophones on some of his cuts makes absolutely no sense to me. (More about this below).\n\nOtherwise, Sonny Boy's vocals and his playing are almost beyond criticism. The undisputed winner of his material is MIGHTY LONG TIME, one of the most evocative and slightly bizarre slow blues I've ever heard, bizarre because the ostensible bass playing in the background is really a vocal accompaniment by Cliff Givens. I've heard this side many times and I still find it difficult to hear a voice rather than an instrument,\n\nElmore James epochal single is so good and has influenced so many musicians that I don't think I have to say much about it, except perhaps that I think it's the best version of DUST MY BROOM he ever recorded. The praise that Neil Slaven gives to CATFISH BLUES, the B side that Mrs. McMurry put out in desperation because Elmore wouldn't return to make his own seems overblown to me. Bobo's a good singer but CATFISH isn't as memorable as he makes it out to be.\n\nWillie Love was another major Trumpet artist and his singing is the equal in quality of both Sonny Boy and Elmore; in fact, his vocal on SEVENTY FOUR BLUES is amazingly good and you wonder why, as the lyrics would have it, he didn't go North and stay there, recording for Chess who had the best sound of all the independent blues labels. True, his pianism isn't first-rate and several of his sides are marred by the presence of a tenor sax man, whereas the sides with Little Milton Campbell on lead guitar (and what a great guitarist he was!), which include the aforementioned SEVENTY FOUR are his best work.\n\nBig Joe Williams is a bit of a blind spot for me. His Trumpet sides are among his best, but his best just doesn't appeal to me. The nine-string guitar doesn't sound good, amplified or not, and doesn't enhance his gritty singing.\n\nAbove I spoke about saxophones on lots of the Trumpet recordings. To my ear, the kind of downhome blues Lillian McMurry recorded don't comport well with saxophones. It would be interesting to know why she and her musicians thought otherwise. Here are a few educated guesses: even though she was recording downhome musicians, the jukeboxes in Mississippi in those days had as much uptown blues a la Roy Milton, Roy Brown, Joe Liggins, etc., so saxophones were in the ears of potential record buyers. Also, the success of ROCKET 88 on Chess with Raymond Hill's booting tenor must have had an enormous impact on musicians.\n\nBut I don't think saxophones and harmonicas are a good mix. Chicago blues recordings of the 1950s rarely use the combination (HARD HEARTED WOMAN by Big Walter Horton) and I can't think of one Chess recording in that period that uses harp and sax, though sax is often heard when the harp isn't present (Jimmy Rogers lesser sides are good examples).\n\nIronically, when Sonny Boy moved to Chicago and recorded for Chess, he rarely used the standard Chicago Little Walter cupped mike style, and when he did, the results weren't his best material. I guess he had been playing for so many years in the style of Sonny Boy Williamson 1 that he really wasn't comfortable with Walter's innovation. (Incidentally, Snooky Pryor was the first to play \"Walter style\" on Baby Face Leroy's TAKE A WAL;K WITH ,ME).\n\nA great collection, mostly for Sonny Boy, but also for the vocals of Willie Love with Little Milton's guitar.\n\nOne puzzle: on, I believe, disc D we're told there's a 26th track with a \"better dub\" of DUST MY BROOM, but there are only 25 tracks on the disc. A private joke perhaps?","Product: An overcrowded room humid with condensation, darkness reeking of alcohol and sweat, a press of bulky bodies , music loud beyond all pain, and a thread of potential violence felt, heard and seen in one enveloping sensual assault, all inducing a trance of fear and fascination in equal measure. You know the sort of thing I mean. The sort of reaction William Bunch had when, in search of the Juke Of The Covenant in the autumn of 1991, he entered a cinder-block building on Greenville's Nelson Street. 'That split-second when I stood on the threshold of the Blue Note is one of those moments so frozen in my memory that I can still conjure up its sights, its sounds, its smells, today. I remember the tiny little barroom, its walls of simple, mostly undecorated navy-blue and white cinder block, covered by a ceiling that (had) large haylike bushels of asbestos-like matter dangling down in some spots. I remember the bar itself and the bar stools. What they were was a row of five metal bar-stool bases, four had no cushion at all, just the round metal seat; the fifth was somehow missing even that. I remember the star performer, a man who strummed the guitar and sang in a low, guttural moan. 'But there's one thing that I really, really remember and that is what happened as I stepped down into this den of malt liquor, sweat and blues: the way all heads turned toward the door, the way the steady drumbeat seemed to stop, the way the (singer) stopped strumming, looked up at us, leaned into his microphone with a broad grin and said: Hellooooo, white folks! ' Step forward, T-Model Ford, the contemporary epitome of jook blues musicians. If he'd taken up music when he was younger he might've been represented here, amongst a host of his equals.Phew. Let's get to the music before we have a seizure.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Jook Joint Highs And Lows\n\nReview: This collection will probably appeal more, in terms of its contents, to buyers who favor quantity over quality when it comes to obscure postwar blues recordings. There's a lot of second-rate stuff here that's amateurish and derivative to the point that I'm astonished some sides were ever released.\n\nOn the other hand, there a number of hard-to-find classics that redeem the set, especially given the bargain price.\n\nTopping my list are the side by Papa Lightfoot, the harmonica virtuoso. Papa's vocal gimmick is to sing through his harp and microphone, which may be in part to his vocal deficiencies though it's still a tough sound. However, his harmonica licks are dazzling, unlike anything heard from other players, the \"Mississippi saxophone\" becoming what I'd call the \"Mississippi trumpet\".\n\nWINE, WHISKEY, WOMEN is the best of his three cuts, but JUMP THE BOOGIE and MEAN OLD TRAIN are also amazingly original.\n\nThe cuts by Mercy Dee, a better-known artist, are also first-rate, particularly his justly famous ONE ROOM COUNTRY SHACK.\nIt's very interesting to compare his DARK MUDDY BOTTOM with the dubious cover version by \"Lightning Leon\" (pseudonym for the white rocker Billy Lee Riley) as an illustration of Sonny Boy Williamson's famous dictum: \"White boys want to sing the blues so bad, and they sing them SO BAD!\"\n\nJohn Lee's BLINDS BLUES is another standout, an understated vocal over some innovative slide guitar licks (played with a knife, incidentally, not the usual bottleneck). DOWN AT THE DEPOT and BABY BLUES are less impressive, but still resonate as great blues.\n\nThe single side by Little Willie Cotton, called here A DREAM though it was once called SEEMS LIKE A DREAM on vinyl, is also a winner, a sort of finger-picked electric guitar, presumably played by Cotton, being the highlight, as well as an outstanding vocal. Is this the only record ever released by him? And where is the B side.\n\nThere are also some good sides by Earl Hooker, Country Jim, Lost John Hunter, and several others. Lightning Slim is not one of my favorite blues singers, especially when he attempts to copy Lightning Hopkins guitar licks, but his sides on this set are among his better stuff.\n\nI won't say which I think are the worst sides, because any seasoned blues fan will be able to do that for himself.\n\nThe discographical notes are confusingly arranged, although they can be deciphered.\n\nAs for Slaven's liner notes (he seems to write these for all the JSP collections), they ramble a bit and overstate the obivous about \"jooks\" (probably because there's scant informaton about many of the artists), and there are some outright errors. For example, the side by \"Ole Sonny Boy\" is definitely not by Sonny Boy II, the singer's timbre being completely different.\n\nBuy this for the gems and consider that you've got a really good sample of second-tier low-down downhome blues.","Product: Sun Blues Story - Various Artists - Triple Cd\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Stuff, But The Question Remains ...\n\nReview: Namely, why did Sam Phillips release certain blues recordings as singles on the SUN label and withhold others?\n\nFor example, MYSTERY TRAIN and COME BACK, BABY are obviously potential hits, even if neither did very well, and both are excellent blues.\n\nBut STRAIGHTEN UP, BABY and CALL ME ANYTHING, BUT CALL ME are duds that Phillips must have known wouldn't get outside of Memphis.\n\nSEEMS LIKE A MILLION YEARS is Willie Nix's best record and WALKED ALL NIGHT is Charlie Booker's best, so why didn't Phillips release the latter?\n\nDusty Brooks must have got his SUN single because Phillips lost a bet to Jim Bulleit--or maybe he was getting desperate and branching out?\n\nD.A. Hunt's single is mediocre: he can't even imitate Lightnin' Hopkins basic licks and his vocal is nondescript. Why release (and praise) this dubious stuff?\n\nFinally, why oh why did Phillips record so much stuff by Billy Emerson, Little Milton, and The Prisonairres, when he had so much other great stuff on tape? Maybe Peter Guralnick's upcoming book will answer some of these questions--or so I hope.","Product: The Checker label was founded by brothers Leonard and Philip Chess in 1952, along with the famous Chess label that would prove a driving force in the rise of the blues in the Fifties. One of the reasons for opening another label was to maximise the chance of radio airplay, so Checkers, a board game similar to chess, was the logical choice of name. With the likes of Elmore James, Jimmy Witherspoon and Bo Diddley there s a treasure trove of music to be found on these discs. Checkers is a board game...you ll be anything but! CD 1 1. All My Love In Vain - Sonny Boy Williamson 2. Broken Heart - Memphis Minnie 3. Crazy For My Baby - Willie Dixon 4. Country Boogie - Elmore James 5. I'm A Man - Bo Diddley 6. I Believe I'll Give It Up - Lowell Fulson 7. Five Spot - Otis Spann 8. Let Me Die With The One I Love - J.B. Lenoir 9. Lights Out - Little Walter 10. Biscuit Baking Woman - Big Ed & His Combo 11. Everyday I Have The Blues - Joe Williams And King Kolax 12. Keep It To Yourself - Sonny Boy Williamson 13. It Was A Dream - John Brim 14. Dorothy Mae - Joe Hill Louis 15. Cant Get Along - Morris Pejoe 16. Forty Cups Of Coffee - Danny Overbea 17. Come On Baby - Rocky Fuller 18. Let Me Explain - Sonny Boy Williamson 19. If I give My Love To You - Lowell Fulson 20. Off The Wall - Little Walter CD 2 1. She Just Won't Do It Right - Elmore James 2. When The Lights Go Out - Jimmy Witherspoon 3. Pretty Thing - Bo Diddley 4. It Must Have Been The Devil - Otis Spann 5. Rocker - Little Walter 6. Walkin' The Blues - Willie Dixon 7. Tears In My Eyes - Percy Lee Crudup 8. Trouble Trouble - Lowell Fulson 9. Me & My Chauffeur - Memphis Minnie 10. One Of These Days - Big Boy Spires 11. Rattlesnake - John Brim 12. Lonely Hours - Lowell Fulson 13. Soon One Morning - Rocky Fuller 14. Tired Of Crying Over You - Morris Pejoe 15. Open Your Book - Percy Lee Crudup 16. When Im Gone (She Treats Me Mean And Evil) - Joe Hill Louis 17. Your Imagination - Sonny Boy Williamson 18. Mean Old World - Little Walter 19. Time Brings About A Change - Jimmy Witherspoon 20. Loving You (Is All I Crave) - Lowell Fulson\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Checker Gems And Baubles\n\nReview: If you don't already own a lot of Checker recordings on CD, this will be mostly magical for you. However, I think it's likely that if you buy this CD set, you already own a lot of Sonny Boy Williamson, Elmore James, Bo Diddley, and Little Walter, so there's going to be a fair amount of duplication for you (at least a third of the set, I'd guess).\n\nThe other liability here, at least for a blues fan, is that a fair amount of what remains is urban blues/rhythm and blues from the likes of Jimmy Witherspoon, Joe Williams, Danny Overbea, and Willie Dixon. Not necessarily bad stuff, but not the kind of blues you associate with the Chess brothers.\n\nFortunately, there's a saving remnant in some excellent downhome cuts by Rocky Fuller a.k.a. Louisiana Red, Memphis Minnie, Eddie Burns, and, most pleasing of all, two sides of a great single by John Brim, RATTLESNAKE/IT WAS A DREAM.\n\nThough Brim was associated with other harp players, the evidence of my ears suggests Little Walter is playing the leads on these spectacular sides. I especially like Brim's laid-back vocals, sounding as if he's slightly high (and possibly he was), and even though RATTLESNAKE is a kissing cousin of Big Mama's HOUND DOG, the aural scene is completely different.\n\nElmore's COUNTRY BOOGIE (a.k.a. TOOL BAG BOOGIE) turns up, and though available on other compilation, it's one of the best uptemp blues instrumentals of the era. Though Mrs McMurty (sp?) believed Elmore couldn't play anything except DUST MY BROOM, he shows here that he was a superior picker, even quoting T-Bone, and the tight feeling of his guitar, J.T. Brown's booting sax, and Little Johnny Jones' piano make me think Elmore and the Broomdusters were one of the great Chicago ensembles outside the lead harp tradition.\n\nGiven the price of this set, you should definitely buy it, in spite of the liabilities I've mentioned. The goodies are more than worth the cost.","Product: (2-CD set) Tampa Red's influential later recordings for RCA Victor (1945-53) have never been officially reissued on CD and rarely on LP, yet are a crucial element in the post-war blues canon. Many of his songs were covered by B. B. King, Muddy Waters and other top bluesmen. They feature the majestic piano of latter-day Elmore James sideman, Johnny Jones and include the harmonica of Big Walter 'Shakey' Horton and Sonny Boy Williamson II. There are four previously unissued tracks but none are available on authorised CD, not even on OOC releases.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Slide Guitar With A Difference\n\nReview: Tampa is not so much the \"unsung king of the blues\" as the blues alternative to Delta-style slide guitar.\n\nThe kind of slashing chordal attack that Muddy Waters brought to Chicago blues was straight out of Mississippi, mostly emulating the style of Son House (and a bit of Robert Johnson) on electric guitar.\n\nTampa played a more lyrical style, single-note solos without crashing chords, a style that was directly copied by Robert Nighthawk, as far as I know the only major blues musician who followed Tampa.\n\nWhich isn't to say that Tampa couldn't cut loose both uptempo and in slow blues, which he does with panache on the great sides he recorded with Big Maceo, like TEXAS STOMP and 32-20 BLUES.\n\nTampa is not, alas, a great singer. If you compare his vocals with those of his contemporaries, like Sonny Boy 1, Big Bill Broonzy, and Maceo, you quickly see he's not equal to them in plangency and depth of feeling--although \"feeling good\" is always part of his approach, even on slow blues (listen to KINGFISH BLUES).\n\nThat he's usually partnered with a pianist who shares an equal amount of the musical spotlight is largely because Lester Melrose, who created the \"Bluebird beat\", preferred this format. Even Sonny Boy 1, who single-handedly created the fashion of playing cross-harp, is too often overwhelmed by Blind John Davis, a pianist of very limited, if reliable, skills.\n\nTampa is very good, but he's second-tier in the blues world of the 1930s. His work as a sideman is, in a way, better than his stuff as leader, especially those Big Maceo sides ... but Maceo was the greatest blues and boogie pianist of the era, if not of all time.\n\nAs for that darned kazoo ... well, if some folks think it adds something to Tampa's records, I won't argue with them. But if it had disappeared after the first application (or even better had been replaced by Jazz Gillum or another good harp player), I wouldn't be disappointed.","Product: (2CD) 52-tracks from the influential bluesman's debut through to shortly before his untimely death in 1963\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Comprehensive Introduction To Elmore James\n\nReview: First, let me state my bias: I love blues in general, particularly post WWII stuff, and Elmore James is my favorite artist of the period.\n\nThe other reviewer mentioned \"variable sound\" as a demerit of this set, but potential buyers should know that this is a problem on more expensive reissues. The Chief sides, for example, sound ragged on all the sets I've heard (most of them). The major virtue of the set under review is that it includes only the issued singles, whereas other sets, e.g., the Ace 1951-56 compilation includes alternate takes, false starts, and studio chatter, fascinating to Elmore fanatics, possibly not so much to those less devoted.\n\nLillian McMurray (sp?) had her reasons for finding Elmore a difficult customer, starting with his reluctance to make a B side for her Trumpet issue of DUST MY BROOM, a major hit for his label, but which she was forced to issue with a forgettable flip side by another artist, and continuing breaches of contract to record for the Biharis.\n\nHis best sides were made with Tampa Red's erstwhile band, particularly Little Johnny Jones, one of the great Chicago blues pianists, and J.T. Brown on sax. While \"broomdusting\" was a recurrent theme with this group, Elmore, contrary to Ms. McMurray's catty assertion that DUST MY BROOM was the only tune he knew, played some great guitar without the slide, a major example of which is COUNTRY BOOGIE (a.k.a. TOOL BAG BOOGIE) on Checker for the Chess brothers.\n\nIronically, Elmore's bad health contributed to the plangency of his vocals as time went on. His heart trouble gave him a more bronchial sound that made his singing more gruff and powerful, and combined with his titantic guitar playing to create a sound that's never been duplicated by his many imitators (although Hound Dog Taylor and J.B. Hutto, for example, were great artists in their own right). Elmore's guitar is an amazing artifact: he used a cheap Kay flattop guitar (I believe these were sold through the Sears or Montgomery Ward catalogues), presumably because the action was higher than on more expensive instruments, ideal for slide playing, and he used two separate DeArmond pickups which he had wired up for a very distinctively electric sounds. The brave French fans who went to the South side of Chicago to see him play live in 1959-60 said that you could hear Elmore's guitar a block away from the club where he was playing.\n\nEven when the Biharis carried Elmore to Culver City to record with a group under Maxwell Davis that was comparatively anemic compared to his Chicago Broomdusters, his distinctive vocals and guitar still make an impact, even though the volume on his amp was diminished. (This was apparently a last feeble effort by the Biharis to sell Elmore's records in the developing R & B scene of doo-wop and insipid crooning.)\n\nElmore's later recordings for Bobby Robinson are worth hearing, but they're the wrong place to start to appreciate his immense talent. The Modern stuff from 1951-61 is definitely the best of Elmore and it's all here on this set.\n\nHighly recommended, even if you've never heard much Elmore. If you're not a fan by the time you listen to these discs, I'll be surprised.","Product: The third novel in the science-fiction trilogy by C.S. Lewis. This final story is set on Earth, and tells of a terrifying conspiracy against humanity. The story surrounds Mark and Jane Studdock, a newly married couple. Mark is a Sociologist who is enticed to join an organisation called N.I.C.E. which aims to control all human life. His wife, meanwhile, has bizarre prophetic dreams about a decapitated scientist, Alcasan. As Mark is drawn inextricably into the sinister organisation, he discovers the truth of his wife's dreams when he meets the literal head of Alcasan which is being kept alive by infusions of blood. Jane seeks help concerning her dreams at a community called St Anne's, where she meets their leader -- Dr Ransom (the main character of the previous two titles in the trilogy). The story ends in a final spectacular scene at the N.I.C.E. headquarters where Merlin appears to confront the powers of Hell.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Worst of the S/F Trilogy\n\nReview: I first read THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH about 30 years ago and thought it was the worst of C.S. Lewis's soi-disant Ransom trilogy. I've been rereading two biographies of Lewis and some of his Christian apologetics recently, and decided I'd have another go at STRENGTH.\n\nAlas, I still think it's the worst of the trilogy, but even more, after 30 years of reading, I consider it a third-rate novel. The only thing I can see in its favor is Lewis's prose style, which is among the best plain prose of his era, second only to Orwell's.\n\nBut the book is, as Lewis's biographers have said, a pastiche of Charles Williams, the very unreadable IMHO Charles Williams.\n\nThis may be a tangential point, but I've read testimonies by Lewis and W.H. Auden that Williams appeared to them a kind of modern saint, a man who exuded love towards everyone he met as well as being completely at home with the supernatural world. Alas, neither Lewis and Auden are able to explain satisfactorily why they felt this way, just that they did.\n\nIt's certainly a shame that STRENGTH is so bad, because OUT OF THE SILENT PLANET, the first Ransom, is a great yarn. I've read it several times already am preparing to do so again. I do tend to ignore the \"theological tutorial\" (a phrase used by Lewis biographer Alister McGrath), but that's much easier to do with PLANET than with PERELANDRA, the second book, which is almost as bad as STRENGTH.","Product: Completed in 1914, this novel is a condemnation of the repressive attitudes of British society and a plea for emotional and sexual honesty. Aware that its publication would cause a furore, Forster ensured that it did not appear until after his death in 1970.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Bad Novel By A Great Writer\n\nReview: Forster's reputation was marred by the publication of this novel, which should have been left in the archives.\n\nI suppose an overtly homosexual yarn by a closet homosexual demanded to be read--at least \"demanded\" by a certain kind of reader.\n\nThis isn't like JEAN SANTEUIL, an imperfect work that sheds light on a great masterpiece. It's more like what would happen if the porn novel Philip Larkin was writing in the 1940s (discussed in his correspondence with Kingsley Amis) were published. A blot on the landscape of Larkin's poetry and his two excellent novels.\n\nReread A PASSAGE TO INDIA if you can't get enough of Forster. But MAURICE is strictly for the Forster fanatic who has to read every word by the great novelist.","Product: This biography of Malcolm Muggeridge traces the varied life of one of the most brilliant and controversial men of the twentieth century. The author, Ian Hunter, was given full access to all of Muggeridge's unpublished material, letters, and diaries. The result is an objective, well-researched, and honest account that is sometimes at variance with Muggeridge's own recollection of events. Ian Hunter captures the humor, the intellect, the rawness of perception, the abandoned honesty of a man engaged in knowing himself, his world, and his God. Malcolm Muggeridge was not merely a \"vendor of words,\" as he invariably described himself, but was also a celebrated author, broadcaster, lecturer, debater, traveller, journalist and television personality, a one-time ardent admirer of the Soviet system, a World War II intelligence agent, and a former agnostic turned committed Christian. To many people, however, Malcolm Muggeridge was admired above all for his superb use of the English language. It is to the credit of Ian Hunter that after reading this biography one has a clearer understanding of an extraordinary man. Dr. Ian Hunter is professor emeritus at the University of Western Ontario. His articles and reviews have appeared in many Canadian and American poublications. He edited two collections of Muggeridge's writings: Things Past and The Very Best of Malcolm Muggeridge; he also wrote a biography of Muggeridge's friend, Hesketh Pearson (Nothing to Repent: The Life of Heskerth Pearson).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Bio But The Subject Is ...\n\nReview: ...not the major figure that Hunter makes him out to be.\n\nFirst, in spite of several efforts, MM was a novelist manque; as Waugh once wrote \"he can't tell a story\".\n\nAs a journalist he did better, but even so none of his stuff is really so good as to be indispensably collectable.\n\nHis two volume memoir tells all until 1945 (he never got around to the third volume), but though well-written, there's a good deal of inflated, rhapsodic, purple prose that makes much ado about nothing.\n\nHis books about his late-in-life conversion could only be of interest to naive believers like himself. He ignores modern theology completely, which is like writing about 20th century literature and ignoring Proust, Joyce, and all the other \"modernists\".\n\nFinally, and my personal complaint against him, is that he wrote a scurrilous book about Samuel Butler, denigrating a writer much greater than himself, though he was rebuked for this ignoble screed (as he might put it) by Furbank and Orwell.\n\nHe's worth reading about, but as both a writer and a man, MM was definitely second-rate.","Product: Who killed solo violinist Lucy Carless during a concert by the Markshire Orchestra? Was it her first husband? Or her second? Womanizer Bill Ventry? Or perhaps the clarinetist and fellow Polish migr, Zbartorowski, with whom she'd had a violent argument? \"A plot compounded of musical knowledge, a Dickens allusion, and a subtle point in law is related with delightfully unobtrusive wit, warmth, and style.\" - The New York Times\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Whodunit But Not The Best of Cyril Hare\n\nReview: Who wouldn't admire a whodunit so well written and plotted. It certainly stands out as one of Hare's best.\n\nThere seems to be a tendency, however, to rate it as Hare's very best (see Barzun and Taylor's CATALOGUE OF CRIME, e.g.), and I think this is mistaken. TENANT FOR DEATH, his first Mallett mystery, is a more suspenseful and better plotted yarn, and there's a lot to be said for DEATH IS NO SPORTSMAN, which I recently reread.\n\nHowever, all the Cyril Hare mysteries are worth reading, even TRAGEDY AT LAW, which again is often praised as his masterpiece, but really becomes tedious in part unless you're especially interested in the British court system.\n\nAll this said, if you love traditional whodunits, don't miss THE WIND BLOWS DEATH.","Product: This is a nuanced biography of Oliver Cromwell, breaking down Cromwell's life into different parts: fenland farmer and humble backbencher; stalwart of the good old cause and the New Model Army; key figure of the Commonwealth; and, finally Lord Protector. Hill leads the reader unsentimentally through Cromwell's life from his beginnings in Huntingdonshire to his brutal end. Hill brings all his considerable knowledge of the period to bear on the relationships God's Englishman had with God and England. Such a detailed understanding of the workings of providence is vital to understanding Cromwell.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Well Done But Not The Best Introduction\n\nReview: I know very little about Oliver Cromwell, but I was interested in reading a good introduction to his life.\n\nIt's easy to see that Christopher Hill has written a fine biography, but for someone who doesn't know much about Cromwell and the 17th century, his account is a little hard to follow. He introduces persons and phenomena without an explanation of their status or function, as if he takes it for granted that his reader has already a fairly substantial background in 17th century history.\n\nThis is not exactly a fault on his part, more the failing of his reader. But I must say that a book like A.J.P. Taylor's BISMARCK, which I read recently, introduced me to a lot of new information with sufficient clarity that I didn't lose the thread as often as I did with this book.\n\nIn other words, if you don't know much about Cromwell, be prepared to back up several times when you read this book. Maybe reading another book about the Civil Wars before reading this one would be your best strategy.","Product: Book by\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best Blues Bio Ever\n\nReview: The appeal of Elmore James is fascinating. He had a limited repertoire, not quite as repetitive as John Lee Hooker, and pace Lillian McMurtry, he could play more than endless variations of \"Dust My Broom\". But he wasn't as inventive as Muddy or B.B. King, and yet he was able to transform his primitive slider work to newer standards, incorporating the saxophone into his repertoire very creatively, and messing around with amplification magnificently.\n\nOf course, it's for his vocals that he stands out. Ironically, as his heart condition worsened, his voice became more bronchial and more bluesy. His late sessions for Bobby Robinson are even more thrilling vocally than his earlier stuff for Meteor and Flair.\n\nHis impact on rock musicians, especially Brits, is significant. They rightly made a cult of his playing.\n\nThe whole story is told in this amazing book, which I recommend to all blues fanatics. I think it's right to say this is the definitive book about Elmore, a labor of love obviously, which you should buy before it disappears.","Product: Judged Best Detective Novel by Agatha Christie.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Devine's Best Book (Without The Need For Puffery)\n\nReview: First, to dispense with some ridiculous puffery that appears on both the cover and the title page of this edition: Agatha Christie did not \"judge this book the best detective novel\" in any competition or contest. Her remark, printed in the earlier Perennial edition, was \"a most enjoyable crime story which I enjoyed down to the last moment\" (notable that Agatha's amateurish prose style allows her to use a form of the word \"enjoy\" twice in one short blurb.) To be fair, I'm unclear whether this remark was made in a review of the book or an interview or elsewhere. Apparently Arcturus thinks their version will make the book sell more copies.\n\nIn any case, it's superfluous because MY BROTHER'S KILLER is an excellent whodunit that needs no laudatory blurbs of any kind. Anyone reading the first few chapters knows she's got a potential masterpiece in her hands.\n\nA question and a caveat:\n\nWhere is the story set? Given Devine's background, I assume it's probably Glasgow but that's never stated in the yarn.\n\nAnd I admit to a certain difficulty in following the names as they appear; several times I had to turn back a few pages to discover who was speaking or being spoken about. This may just be my poor memory, and it certainly shouldn't be considered a fault, though those who confuse characters might want to write down names as they occur,\n\nAnyway, certainly Devine's masterpiece, and he wrote at least two other yarns that are first-rate (THE DEVIL AT YOUR ELBOW and ILLEGAL TENDER)."],"string":"[\n \"Product: All the basics, many of the secrets, and tricks of Lightnin's deeply accomplished, deceptively simple acoustic Texas boogie guitar style are feetured. The lesson features rare video footage of Lightnin' from the 1950's and 1960's. Lightnin' plays the tu\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lightning Hopkins--Unique Guitarist But Is He \\\"Great\\\"?\\n\\nReview: This is a very good instructional DVD, but I've already been playing Lightning's style for more than 20 years so I didn't learn much from it (only things like Ernie uses three fingers to play an open E and I use two, and he uses a thumb pick and I use just my thumb).\\n\\nMyself, I think learning to play from Lightning's records, especially the earliest sides on Gold Star (available on Arhoolie CDs), is possibly a more difficult route, especially for beginners on guitar, but a little patience and application will do the trick as it did for me..\\n\\nIt might also help if you get a guitar something like the one Lightning played himself in his Gold Star years if you're learning from these early sides--which are, by the way, his best and most inventive. From vintage photos you can see that it was an inexpensive one, probably ordered from the Sears & Roebuck catalogue, not an expensive Gibson like the one Hawkins plays.\\n\\nWhat puzzles me in the comments about this DVD on Amazon, as well as in comments on Lightning's various recordings, is how everyone seems to think he was a great guitar player. I wouldn't disagree that he was an original and had a unique style. After many years of listening to old blues records, I've yet to find anyone who preceded Lightning who played in a style similar to his. Certainly not Blind Lemon, who was much more technically proficient and didn't play typical Texas style, i.e., thumping the bass string and picking the melody on the treble strings.\\n\\nBut if Lightning had a unique guitar style, it really isn't very complicated. One critic calls it \\\"skeletal\\\" and this is appropriate: Lightning doesn't play full chords, like Delta and Memphis bluesmen, he plays lots of two-finger chords, single-string runs, and uncomplicated \\\"walking\\\" bass patterns. He does do a lot of string bending, especially in the key of A, that's tricky, but he does it mostly near the bridge--e.g., he takes maximum advantage of the chords A, D, A minor, and D7, all played on the same strings at the first-to-third frets. It's great stuff but technically it's not very complex.\\n\\nNobody should expect downhome blues players like Lightning to be technically great players. Claims are made for Robert Johnson, but I think they're inflated. Urban bluesmen are sometimes technically proficient, Earl Hooker, e.g., and sometimes players who begin downhome become more subtle, e.g., Robert Jr. Lockwood.\\n\\nBut \\\"great\\\" and \\\"technically accomplished\\\" are unnecessary terms when you're talking about blues. Lightning's singing and guitar playing seem more moving to me than those of any other bluesman, so it's the feeling you communicate, not how complex your guitar and singing are.\",\n \"Product: Import exclusive three CD set for the most influential blues slide guitarist of the postwar era. Snapper.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Essential purchase for Elmore fans\\n\\nReview: This set is a superb collection, an essential purchase for all Elmore James fanatics, consisting mostly of his late career sessions with Bobby Robinson for his various labels, but also including his important Chief sides for Mel London, as well as the single of his signature tune for Trumpet. (\\\"Coming Home\\\", recorded for London, is arguably the most exciting version of the \\\"broom\\\" theme Elmore recorded, but honestly, all Elmore's broomdusting is worth hearing!)\\n\\nRobinson had the genius idea of recording Elmore with different backing, so we get sides with the typical sax and piano accompaniment, some thrilling stuff with just Elmore's guitar and bass and drums (\\\"My Baby's Gone\\\" stands out), and a stellar cut of \\\"Look Over Yonder's Wall\\\" with Sammy Myers on harp.\\n\\nThis may not be the best set for someone who's as yet unfamiliar with Elmore's music (Ace's \\\"The Best of Elmore James\\\" would be a better choice for a beginner), but it's hard to believe that anyone who loves the blues wouldn't respond to Elmore's inimitable talent as heard here..\",\n \"Product: When I listen to this recording again many years later, I still have the same sense of excitement I felt that day when I sat in his shadowy room with the bottle of gin on the floor, and the sounds of other people in the house drifting through the door. Through the blues revival and on into the 1970s he went on to record many more albums, including some sessions we did together, but this one, still, for me, his most exciting musical statement. Often during those years I was asked if there was some way to describe the country blues, and the easiest way I could think of was to play this labum. Whenever I think of Linghtning and his music it is this sound and these blues that come back to me. Sam Charters, Mansfield Center, Conn. 1990\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Folkie Version of Lightning, King of the Blues\\n\\nReview: Even though this album resulted from his re-discovery by Sam Charters, it isn't the Lightnin' CD I'd take to my desert island.\\n\\nCharters tells us that Lightning had both his electric and acoustic guitars in pawn, and wanted to use the electric to record. For the major part of his recording career Lightning had played electric guitar, even without accompanists, so it would have made more sense to use the electric. However, Charters was working for Folkways records at the time, and electric instruments were verboten in \\\"folk music\\\".\\n\\nI suppose you could argue that since the actual recording was made in Lightning's boarding house room, the electric guitar would have been overpowering; Charters was using a tape recorder and moving the microphone from Lightning's mouth to his guitar depending on whether he was singing or playing. But actually the electric would have been better, because then he'd only have to hold the microphone to Lightning's mouth and the guitar would have been picked up in the background.\\n\\nThe other drawback here is that Charters really didn't know Lightning's repertoire. If he had, the recording would have been better because Lightning was obviously drunk (half-drunk?) and would have dredged up some untypical \\\"folk music\\\".\\n\\nI guess all I'm saying is that this collection is a folkie's idea of what Lightning should have been recording for a \\\"folk music\\\" label, therefore it's not representative of what his genuine 1950s music was like. Buy the Gold Star albums on Arhoolie is you're interested in hearing Lightning as he should be heard.\",\n \"Product: Our product to treat is a regular product. There is not the imitation. From Japan by the surface mail because is sent out, take it until arrival as 7-14 day. Thank you for you seeing it.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: From The Sublime To The Trite\\n\\nReview: Let's start with the positive: Dale Hawkins had a good bluesy rockabilly vocal style and his band featured three of the greatest guitars in the genre--Carl Adams being the best, but Kenny Paulsen and Roy Buchanan were close seconds.\\n\\nSome of his sides are excellent: SUSIE-Q is obviously the best, but TORNADO, LA-DO-DA-DA, MY BABE, BABY BABY, LITTLE LIZA JANE, and AIN'T THAT LOVIN' YOU BABY are superior stuff, as well as at least half-a-dozen others.\\n\\nHowever, Dale clearly wanted to be a \\\"teen idol\\\" and to sell records to the kiddies, otherwise why would he have recorded dreck like CLASSCUTTER, FOUR-LETTER WORD (ROCK), MRS. MURGATORY'S DAUGHTER, FIRST LOVE (title?) and various other infinitely forgettable trash.\\n\\nDid Len Chess push him into doing this? What I've read suggests it was mostly Dale's idea.\\n\\nToo bad. I saw Dale in his prime at the Rocket Room in Washington, D.C., and his show was great, with Roy Buchanan sizzling on guitar and lots of bluesy stuff.\\n\\nI try to imagine what he would have become if Sam Phillips had produced his records.\",\n \"Product: Billy was one of Sun Records' brightest young rockabilly stars, but timing was not on his side, as Jerry Lee Lewis' arrival in Memphis stole the label's-and the public's-attention. Billy did record lots of awesome Sun sides-and here are 22 of his greatest, including Trouble Bound; Rock with Me, Baby; Flying Saucers Rock 'n' Roll; Baby Please Don't Go; Red Hot , and more.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Red Hot, Then Doodley-Squat\\n\\nReview: Billy Riley reached his zenith early. His first three singles on SUN are among the classics of \\\"rockabilly\\\" (though, to be fair, Billy Lee considered himself to be a \\\"rock 'n' roller\\\"). RED HOT is the best of them, with Billy's high-compression vocal (was his throat sore by the time he reached the last note?) and the incredible guitar solos (two of them) by Roland Janes. FLYING SAUCERS ROCK 'N' ROLL is almost as good, and Jerry Lee on piano shows why he became a solo act p.d.q. I also have a fondness for TROUBLE BOUND, more country than other contemporary SUN rockers, but \\\"atmospheric\\\" in the best sense.\\n\\nAlas, after that trio of masterpieces, Billy Lee went downhill very quickly. The remaining SUN singles are second-rate at best (WOULDN'T YOU KNOW is an uninspired attempt at a \\\"pop\\\" hit, BABY PLEASE DON'T GO is very weak). His recordings for other labels range from okay to pathetic (ROCKIN' ON THE MOON is godawful).\\n\\nHe's a legend of rockabilly, whether he likes the title or not, but a legend that flamed out early.\\n\\nHis well-known resentment of Sam Phillips (who cancelled orders of RED HOT to push GREAT BALLS OF FIRE) is justified, but at the same time you wonder if he had much left after RED HOT, which he admits was suggested to him (and presumably engineered) by Sam. I seriously doubt he would have become a big star: he was another SUN one-record man, like Sonny Burgess (with whom he recorded a few instrumentals, incidentally, playing a very gutless style of harmonica to Sonny's guitar).\\n\\nHis \\\"imitation\\\" of a blues singer, recording as 'Lightning Leon\\\", is pathetic. DARK MUDDY BOTTOM ought to be sent to the bottom of the creek.\\n\\nI suppose his work as part of Sun's house band was respectable, but the first three singles are the ones to have, the rest is forgettable.\",\n \"Product: Symphonie n° 7, WAB 107 / Royal Scottish National Orchestra, dir. Georg Tintner\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bruckner Conducted By A Master!\\n\\nReview: This CD is astonishing for two reasons--for the superb quality of the performance and the circumstances of its being recorded.\\n\\nIn my opinion, this is the equal of any of the other interpretations on record; it's arguably on the same level as Wand, Celibidache, Haitink,\\nKarajan, and Barenboim. Given that the Royal Scottish National Orchestra isn't the BPO, the VPO, or the Dresden State Orchestra. this is remarkable and it certainly demonstrates the maxim that a great conductor can make a second-rank orchestra sound world-class.\\n\\nEven more astonishing is that Georg Tintner had to wait until he was in his late 70s, a few years before his death, to be given the opportunity to record a complete Bruckner cycle (of which this is one example), because his feeling for and mastery of Bruckner's music is beyond cavil.\\n\\nI try to imagine what he would have done with a better orchestra, the BPO or VPO, for example. He was Viennese-born so familiar with both these orchestras over a long period.\\n\\nWhy did he have to wait until the very end of his life to reveal his immense affinity for this composer? A partial answer is provided by Tanya Tintner, his third wife and widow, who's written a very readable biography of Georg that I recommend to anyone who's interested in knowing more of Tintner's story. (The biography also reveals a lot about the interesting personality of Tanya herself).\\n\\nThat we don't have a Beethoven and/or Schubert cycle by Tintner is a major loss, IMHO. But at least we have this glorious 7th as well as the complete cycle, with outstanding performances of almost all the other symphonies, although his choice of the original score for the 8th may be disconcerting at first hearing, though it's exceptionally well played. And though I'm glad to have them, his inclusion of the \\\"study\\\" symphony and the \\\"Nullte\\\" are a bit much. I would have preferred the TE DEUM, but apparently Tintner died before a projected recording of the Masses and the other sacred music could be made.\\n\\nThank goodness that Naxos was far-sighted enough to record Tintner's Bruckner. They've added an marvellous addition to Bruckner on record.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What Makes The \\\"Best\\\" Interpretation?\\n\\nReview: Some of the other reviewers of this cycle argue that while these are noteworthy performances, Tintner's versions of the late symphonies can't compare with Karajan, Wand, Jochum, Celibidache, etc.. Partly this has to do with the editions he uses, a detail that I think is for the cognoscenti only--because what non-conductor can criticize the conductor's score choices except as a matter of preference?--but mostly with Tintner's ability and the orchestras he leads here.\\n\\nI concede that Tintner leading the VPO or the BPO would be desirable, but I wonder if his devotion to the composer doesn't compensate for the absence of the world's greatest orchestras in this set?\\n\\nI'm not comparing incomparables, but think of Gilbert Kaplan, not a trained conductor, simply someone who fell in love with Mahler's \\\"Resurrection\\\" symphony and devoted so much time and passion to it that when he conducted it with the VPO, he gave a first-rate performance--as has been said, \\\"amateurish\\\" in the very best sense.\\n\\nTintner, on the other hand, was not only a superbly trained conductor, but someone who had acquired immense knowledge of Bruckner before he made this cycle in his early 80s. As with Kaplan, passion and devotion, in this case combined with a lifetime of experience on the podium, make a difference that I find far more revelatory of the music than, say, Celibidache's septuagenarian turn towards monumentality.\\n\\nOf course, anyone who loves Bruckner needs to own both of Jochum's cycles, everything by Wand, certainly early Celibidache, when he played the music at normal tempi, perhaps Karajan (though sonic splendor is overplayed). Furtwaengler (without sonic splendor), and Haitink, one of my favorites even if he isn't always ranked as a great Brucknerian..\\n\\nBut Tintner deserves to be heard and to be treasured for his musical expertise and his spiritual insight into the greatest post-Beethoven symphonist.\",\n \"Product: Colin Davis's Berlioz cycle for Philips was a highly acclaimed, if not ambitious achievement forty years ago and many of his performances- including the Requiem and Te Deum here- remain the reference to which all others have since aspired. His soloists are all remarkably good (especially tenor Franco Tagliavini in the Te Deum) and the Wandsworth School Boys Choir simply sing their hearts out. Davis tends to downplay the usual theatrics most conductors pepper their readings with though his restraint pays off famously with one of the most highly dramatic, emotionally charged interpretations ever recorded. With Philip's 96 kHz 24-BIT remastered transfers as well, this glorious production sounds better than ever.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Berlioz At His Best\\n\\nReview: The late R.C. Zaehner, an expert on Eastern religions and a Roman Catholic, once said that Berlioz's TE DEUM was so moving that it made him feel manic.\\n\\nI can't say I share his enthusiasm, but the TE DEUM is extraordinarily moving, the kind of large-scale choral work at which Berlioz excelled. The REQUIEM is equally powerful, but my idiosyncratic response is to be slightly repelled by funeral music, even if it's by Berlioz or Verdi, which is likely the legacy of being an ex-Catholic.\\n\\nSpeaking generally, Berlioz's blind spot was his admiration for Gluck. It gives his dramatic music a static quality, even though tone-color is his saving touch. I'll never understand why Berlioz couldn't make heads or tails of the Prelude to TRISTAN when he first heard it. I think if he'd been as influenced by Liszt as Wagner was, or even by Wagner himself, LES TROYENS might be the equal of the RING, instead of a magnificent aural landscape riddled with barren patches, certainly more of them than in the RING, a much longer work (well, there is SIEGFRIED, but WALKURE and GOTTERDAMMERUNG are gripping from start to finish).\\n\\nAfter Wagner and Verdi, Berlioz is the shadowy third, and bringing up the pack are Mahler and Bruckner.\\n\\nMozart? Oh, but he isn't really comparable to this quintet: he's a musician apart, in a classification all his own ....\",\n \"Product: Just before Christmas 1938, 'Honeyboy' Edwards and Walter Horton fetched up in Jackson and met Rice Miller. The three played streets and taverns. That man could entertain a crowd, too, Edwards remembered. He was a show all by himself.' Thirteen years later, Miller, now known as Sonny Boy Williamson, returned to Jackson to cut his first session for the Diamond Record Company. Why did he hijack another's name' It's a mystery - Miller's style was radically different from his namesake's. Birth dates vary between 1894 and 1909 but it's likely he was born in 1897 in Glendora, MS. He took to music before he was ten years old, playing 'church music' and calling himself 'Reverend Blue'. As a young adult he left home after a fight with his father. By this time, it's assumed he was playing blues harmonica. What singled him out was his musical skill, his wanderlust and his adoption of nicknames. He was 'Harmonica blowin' Slim', 'Little Boy Blue' and 'Footsie' depending on the audience. The Sonny Boy Williamson persona was formed towards the end of 1941, at station KFFA in Helena, AR. Miller and guitarist Robert Lockwood fronted on a show promoting King Biscuit Flour to a black audience. Their lunchtime slot became a favorite. With one show under his belt, getting other shows was easy. His reputation went before him. In December 1950 Lillian McMurry told Sonny Boy's wife, that a recording contract with Trumpet Records was his if he wanted it. He signed a week later. His first release, 'Eyesight To The Blind', had a good response and Sonny Boy became Trumpet's most valuable asset. Nine further sessions took place, the last in November 1954. In all twelve records were released. A minor galaxy of blues talent was present at these dates, including Willie Love, Elmore James, Joe Willie Wilkins, Lester Williams and B.B. King. Over time, Sonny Boy's music evolved from piano-led, swing-based rhythms to the harsher drum-driven backbeats that were emerging from Chicago.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best of Trumpet Records\\n\\nReview: As another review points out, this is really a collection of the major artists who recorded for the Trumpet label, of whom Sonny Boy Williamson was the most famous. Elmore James' DUST MY BROOM, the only side he made for Trumpet is also included, and of course he went on to later great fame, but Sonny Boy was very well-known in the South from radio broadcasts when he made his Trumpet recordings.\\n\\nThe only criticism I have of the Sonny Boy sides is that his accompanists, especially his pianist, is out of balance on several of the early recordings, which I assume is a result of the bad acoustics of the room and/or microphone placement. Also, that Sonny Boy blew directly into the vocal mike and didn't play a la Little Walter, cupping the harp mike in his hands, makes it harder for him to rectify this imbalance.\\nAlso, the use of a saxophone or saxophones on some of his cuts makes absolutely no sense to me. (More about this below).\\n\\nOtherwise, Sonny Boy's vocals and his playing are almost beyond criticism. The undisputed winner of his material is MIGHTY LONG TIME, one of the most evocative and slightly bizarre slow blues I've ever heard, bizarre because the ostensible bass playing in the background is really a vocal accompaniment by Cliff Givens. I've heard this side many times and I still find it difficult to hear a voice rather than an instrument,\\n\\nElmore James epochal single is so good and has influenced so many musicians that I don't think I have to say much about it, except perhaps that I think it's the best version of DUST MY BROOM he ever recorded. The praise that Neil Slaven gives to CATFISH BLUES, the B side that Mrs. McMurry put out in desperation because Elmore wouldn't return to make his own seems overblown to me. Bobo's a good singer but CATFISH isn't as memorable as he makes it out to be.\\n\\nWillie Love was another major Trumpet artist and his singing is the equal in quality of both Sonny Boy and Elmore; in fact, his vocal on SEVENTY FOUR BLUES is amazingly good and you wonder why, as the lyrics would have it, he didn't go North and stay there, recording for Chess who had the best sound of all the independent blues labels. True, his pianism isn't first-rate and several of his sides are marred by the presence of a tenor sax man, whereas the sides with Little Milton Campbell on lead guitar (and what a great guitarist he was!), which include the aforementioned SEVENTY FOUR are his best work.\\n\\nBig Joe Williams is a bit of a blind spot for me. His Trumpet sides are among his best, but his best just doesn't appeal to me. The nine-string guitar doesn't sound good, amplified or not, and doesn't enhance his gritty singing.\\n\\nAbove I spoke about saxophones on lots of the Trumpet recordings. To my ear, the kind of downhome blues Lillian McMurry recorded don't comport well with saxophones. It would be interesting to know why she and her musicians thought otherwise. Here are a few educated guesses: even though she was recording downhome musicians, the jukeboxes in Mississippi in those days had as much uptown blues a la Roy Milton, Roy Brown, Joe Liggins, etc., so saxophones were in the ears of potential record buyers. Also, the success of ROCKET 88 on Chess with Raymond Hill's booting tenor must have had an enormous impact on musicians.\\n\\nBut I don't think saxophones and harmonicas are a good mix. Chicago blues recordings of the 1950s rarely use the combination (HARD HEARTED WOMAN by Big Walter Horton) and I can't think of one Chess recording in that period that uses harp and sax, though sax is often heard when the harp isn't present (Jimmy Rogers lesser sides are good examples).\\n\\nIronically, when Sonny Boy moved to Chicago and recorded for Chess, he rarely used the standard Chicago Little Walter cupped mike style, and when he did, the results weren't his best material. I guess he had been playing for so many years in the style of Sonny Boy Williamson 1 that he really wasn't comfortable with Walter's innovation. (Incidentally, Snooky Pryor was the first to play \\\"Walter style\\\" on Baby Face Leroy's TAKE A WAL;K WITH ,ME).\\n\\nA great collection, mostly for Sonny Boy, but also for the vocals of Willie Love with Little Milton's guitar.\\n\\nOne puzzle: on, I believe, disc D we're told there's a 26th track with a \\\"better dub\\\" of DUST MY BROOM, but there are only 25 tracks on the disc. A private joke perhaps?\",\n \"Product: An overcrowded room humid with condensation, darkness reeking of alcohol and sweat, a press of bulky bodies , music loud beyond all pain, and a thread of potential violence felt, heard and seen in one enveloping sensual assault, all inducing a trance of fear and fascination in equal measure. You know the sort of thing I mean. The sort of reaction William Bunch had when, in search of the Juke Of The Covenant in the autumn of 1991, he entered a cinder-block building on Greenville's Nelson Street. 'That split-second when I stood on the threshold of the Blue Note is one of those moments so frozen in my memory that I can still conjure up its sights, its sounds, its smells, today. I remember the tiny little barroom, its walls of simple, mostly undecorated navy-blue and white cinder block, covered by a ceiling that (had) large haylike bushels of asbestos-like matter dangling down in some spots. I remember the bar itself and the bar stools. What they were was a row of five metal bar-stool bases, four had no cushion at all, just the round metal seat; the fifth was somehow missing even that. I remember the star performer, a man who strummed the guitar and sang in a low, guttural moan. 'But there's one thing that I really, really remember and that is what happened as I stepped down into this den of malt liquor, sweat and blues: the way all heads turned toward the door, the way the steady drumbeat seemed to stop, the way the (singer) stopped strumming, looked up at us, leaned into his microphone with a broad grin and said: Hellooooo, white folks! ' Step forward, T-Model Ford, the contemporary epitome of jook blues musicians. If he'd taken up music when he was younger he might've been represented here, amongst a host of his equals.Phew. Let's get to the music before we have a seizure.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Jook Joint Highs And Lows\\n\\nReview: This collection will probably appeal more, in terms of its contents, to buyers who favor quantity over quality when it comes to obscure postwar blues recordings. There's a lot of second-rate stuff here that's amateurish and derivative to the point that I'm astonished some sides were ever released.\\n\\nOn the other hand, there a number of hard-to-find classics that redeem the set, especially given the bargain price.\\n\\nTopping my list are the side by Papa Lightfoot, the harmonica virtuoso. Papa's vocal gimmick is to sing through his harp and microphone, which may be in part to his vocal deficiencies though it's still a tough sound. However, his harmonica licks are dazzling, unlike anything heard from other players, the \\\"Mississippi saxophone\\\" becoming what I'd call the \\\"Mississippi trumpet\\\".\\n\\nWINE, WHISKEY, WOMEN is the best of his three cuts, but JUMP THE BOOGIE and MEAN OLD TRAIN are also amazingly original.\\n\\nThe cuts by Mercy Dee, a better-known artist, are also first-rate, particularly his justly famous ONE ROOM COUNTRY SHACK.\\nIt's very interesting to compare his DARK MUDDY BOTTOM with the dubious cover version by \\\"Lightning Leon\\\" (pseudonym for the white rocker Billy Lee Riley) as an illustration of Sonny Boy Williamson's famous dictum: \\\"White boys want to sing the blues so bad, and they sing them SO BAD!\\\"\\n\\nJohn Lee's BLINDS BLUES is another standout, an understated vocal over some innovative slide guitar licks (played with a knife, incidentally, not the usual bottleneck). DOWN AT THE DEPOT and BABY BLUES are less impressive, but still resonate as great blues.\\n\\nThe single side by Little Willie Cotton, called here A DREAM though it was once called SEEMS LIKE A DREAM on vinyl, is also a winner, a sort of finger-picked electric guitar, presumably played by Cotton, being the highlight, as well as an outstanding vocal. Is this the only record ever released by him? And where is the B side.\\n\\nThere are also some good sides by Earl Hooker, Country Jim, Lost John Hunter, and several others. Lightning Slim is not one of my favorite blues singers, especially when he attempts to copy Lightning Hopkins guitar licks, but his sides on this set are among his better stuff.\\n\\nI won't say which I think are the worst sides, because any seasoned blues fan will be able to do that for himself.\\n\\nThe discographical notes are confusingly arranged, although they can be deciphered.\\n\\nAs for Slaven's liner notes (he seems to write these for all the JSP collections), they ramble a bit and overstate the obivous about \\\"jooks\\\" (probably because there's scant informaton about many of the artists), and there are some outright errors. For example, the side by \\\"Ole Sonny Boy\\\" is definitely not by Sonny Boy II, the singer's timbre being completely different.\\n\\nBuy this for the gems and consider that you've got a really good sample of second-tier low-down downhome blues.\",\n \"Product: Sun Blues Story - Various Artists - Triple Cd\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Stuff, But The Question Remains ...\\n\\nReview: Namely, why did Sam Phillips release certain blues recordings as singles on the SUN label and withhold others?\\n\\nFor example, MYSTERY TRAIN and COME BACK, BABY are obviously potential hits, even if neither did very well, and both are excellent blues.\\n\\nBut STRAIGHTEN UP, BABY and CALL ME ANYTHING, BUT CALL ME are duds that Phillips must have known wouldn't get outside of Memphis.\\n\\nSEEMS LIKE A MILLION YEARS is Willie Nix's best record and WALKED ALL NIGHT is Charlie Booker's best, so why didn't Phillips release the latter?\\n\\nDusty Brooks must have got his SUN single because Phillips lost a bet to Jim Bulleit--or maybe he was getting desperate and branching out?\\n\\nD.A. Hunt's single is mediocre: he can't even imitate Lightnin' Hopkins basic licks and his vocal is nondescript. Why release (and praise) this dubious stuff?\\n\\nFinally, why oh why did Phillips record so much stuff by Billy Emerson, Little Milton, and The Prisonairres, when he had so much other great stuff on tape? Maybe Peter Guralnick's upcoming book will answer some of these questions--or so I hope.\",\n \"Product: The Checker label was founded by brothers Leonard and Philip Chess in 1952, along with the famous Chess label that would prove a driving force in the rise of the blues in the Fifties. One of the reasons for opening another label was to maximise the chance of radio airplay, so Checkers, a board game similar to chess, was the logical choice of name. With the likes of Elmore James, Jimmy Witherspoon and Bo Diddley there s a treasure trove of music to be found on these discs. Checkers is a board game...you ll be anything but! CD 1 1. All My Love In Vain - Sonny Boy Williamson 2. Broken Heart - Memphis Minnie 3. Crazy For My Baby - Willie Dixon 4. Country Boogie - Elmore James 5. I'm A Man - Bo Diddley 6. I Believe I'll Give It Up - Lowell Fulson 7. Five Spot - Otis Spann 8. Let Me Die With The One I Love - J.B. Lenoir 9. Lights Out - Little Walter 10. Biscuit Baking Woman - Big Ed & His Combo 11. Everyday I Have The Blues - Joe Williams And King Kolax 12. Keep It To Yourself - Sonny Boy Williamson 13. It Was A Dream - John Brim 14. Dorothy Mae - Joe Hill Louis 15. Cant Get Along - Morris Pejoe 16. Forty Cups Of Coffee - Danny Overbea 17. Come On Baby - Rocky Fuller 18. Let Me Explain - Sonny Boy Williamson 19. If I give My Love To You - Lowell Fulson 20. Off The Wall - Little Walter CD 2 1. She Just Won't Do It Right - Elmore James 2. When The Lights Go Out - Jimmy Witherspoon 3. Pretty Thing - Bo Diddley 4. It Must Have Been The Devil - Otis Spann 5. Rocker - Little Walter 6. Walkin' The Blues - Willie Dixon 7. Tears In My Eyes - Percy Lee Crudup 8. Trouble Trouble - Lowell Fulson 9. Me & My Chauffeur - Memphis Minnie 10. One Of These Days - Big Boy Spires 11. Rattlesnake - John Brim 12. Lonely Hours - Lowell Fulson 13. Soon One Morning - Rocky Fuller 14. Tired Of Crying Over You - Morris Pejoe 15. Open Your Book - Percy Lee Crudup 16. When Im Gone (She Treats Me Mean And Evil) - Joe Hill Louis 17. Your Imagination - Sonny Boy Williamson 18. Mean Old World - Little Walter 19. Time Brings About A Change - Jimmy Witherspoon 20. Loving You (Is All I Crave) - Lowell Fulson\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Checker Gems And Baubles\\n\\nReview: If you don't already own a lot of Checker recordings on CD, this will be mostly magical for you. However, I think it's likely that if you buy this CD set, you already own a lot of Sonny Boy Williamson, Elmore James, Bo Diddley, and Little Walter, so there's going to be a fair amount of duplication for you (at least a third of the set, I'd guess).\\n\\nThe other liability here, at least for a blues fan, is that a fair amount of what remains is urban blues/rhythm and blues from the likes of Jimmy Witherspoon, Joe Williams, Danny Overbea, and Willie Dixon. Not necessarily bad stuff, but not the kind of blues you associate with the Chess brothers.\\n\\nFortunately, there's a saving remnant in some excellent downhome cuts by Rocky Fuller a.k.a. Louisiana Red, Memphis Minnie, Eddie Burns, and, most pleasing of all, two sides of a great single by John Brim, RATTLESNAKE/IT WAS A DREAM.\\n\\nThough Brim was associated with other harp players, the evidence of my ears suggests Little Walter is playing the leads on these spectacular sides. I especially like Brim's laid-back vocals, sounding as if he's slightly high (and possibly he was), and even though RATTLESNAKE is a kissing cousin of Big Mama's HOUND DOG, the aural scene is completely different.\\n\\nElmore's COUNTRY BOOGIE (a.k.a. TOOL BAG BOOGIE) turns up, and though available on other compilation, it's one of the best uptemp blues instrumentals of the era. Though Mrs McMurty (sp?) believed Elmore couldn't play anything except DUST MY BROOM, he shows here that he was a superior picker, even quoting T-Bone, and the tight feeling of his guitar, J.T. Brown's booting sax, and Little Johnny Jones' piano make me think Elmore and the Broomdusters were one of the great Chicago ensembles outside the lead harp tradition.\\n\\nGiven the price of this set, you should definitely buy it, in spite of the liabilities I've mentioned. The goodies are more than worth the cost.\",\n \"Product: (2-CD set) Tampa Red's influential later recordings for RCA Victor (1945-53) have never been officially reissued on CD and rarely on LP, yet are a crucial element in the post-war blues canon. Many of his songs were covered by B. B. King, Muddy Waters and other top bluesmen. They feature the majestic piano of latter-day Elmore James sideman, Johnny Jones and include the harmonica of Big Walter 'Shakey' Horton and Sonny Boy Williamson II. There are four previously unissued tracks but none are available on authorised CD, not even on OOC releases.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Slide Guitar With A Difference\\n\\nReview: Tampa is not so much the \\\"unsung king of the blues\\\" as the blues alternative to Delta-style slide guitar.\\n\\nThe kind of slashing chordal attack that Muddy Waters brought to Chicago blues was straight out of Mississippi, mostly emulating the style of Son House (and a bit of Robert Johnson) on electric guitar.\\n\\nTampa played a more lyrical style, single-note solos without crashing chords, a style that was directly copied by Robert Nighthawk, as far as I know the only major blues musician who followed Tampa.\\n\\nWhich isn't to say that Tampa couldn't cut loose both uptempo and in slow blues, which he does with panache on the great sides he recorded with Big Maceo, like TEXAS STOMP and 32-20 BLUES.\\n\\nTampa is not, alas, a great singer. If you compare his vocals with those of his contemporaries, like Sonny Boy 1, Big Bill Broonzy, and Maceo, you quickly see he's not equal to them in plangency and depth of feeling--although \\\"feeling good\\\" is always part of his approach, even on slow blues (listen to KINGFISH BLUES).\\n\\nThat he's usually partnered with a pianist who shares an equal amount of the musical spotlight is largely because Lester Melrose, who created the \\\"Bluebird beat\\\", preferred this format. Even Sonny Boy 1, who single-handedly created the fashion of playing cross-harp, is too often overwhelmed by Blind John Davis, a pianist of very limited, if reliable, skills.\\n\\nTampa is very good, but he's second-tier in the blues world of the 1930s. His work as a sideman is, in a way, better than his stuff as leader, especially those Big Maceo sides ... but Maceo was the greatest blues and boogie pianist of the era, if not of all time.\\n\\nAs for that darned kazoo ... well, if some folks think it adds something to Tampa's records, I won't argue with them. But if it had disappeared after the first application (or even better had been replaced by Jazz Gillum or another good harp player), I wouldn't be disappointed.\",\n \"Product: (2CD) 52-tracks from the influential bluesman's debut through to shortly before his untimely death in 1963\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Comprehensive Introduction To Elmore James\\n\\nReview: First, let me state my bias: I love blues in general, particularly post WWII stuff, and Elmore James is my favorite artist of the period.\\n\\nThe other reviewer mentioned \\\"variable sound\\\" as a demerit of this set, but potential buyers should know that this is a problem on more expensive reissues. The Chief sides, for example, sound ragged on all the sets I've heard (most of them). The major virtue of the set under review is that it includes only the issued singles, whereas other sets, e.g., the Ace 1951-56 compilation includes alternate takes, false starts, and studio chatter, fascinating to Elmore fanatics, possibly not so much to those less devoted.\\n\\nLillian McMurray (sp?) had her reasons for finding Elmore a difficult customer, starting with his reluctance to make a B side for her Trumpet issue of DUST MY BROOM, a major hit for his label, but which she was forced to issue with a forgettable flip side by another artist, and continuing breaches of contract to record for the Biharis.\\n\\nHis best sides were made with Tampa Red's erstwhile band, particularly Little Johnny Jones, one of the great Chicago blues pianists, and J.T. Brown on sax. While \\\"broomdusting\\\" was a recurrent theme with this group, Elmore, contrary to Ms. McMurray's catty assertion that DUST MY BROOM was the only tune he knew, played some great guitar without the slide, a major example of which is COUNTRY BOOGIE (a.k.a. TOOL BAG BOOGIE) on Checker for the Chess brothers.\\n\\nIronically, Elmore's bad health contributed to the plangency of his vocals as time went on. His heart trouble gave him a more bronchial sound that made his singing more gruff and powerful, and combined with his titantic guitar playing to create a sound that's never been duplicated by his many imitators (although Hound Dog Taylor and J.B. Hutto, for example, were great artists in their own right). Elmore's guitar is an amazing artifact: he used a cheap Kay flattop guitar (I believe these were sold through the Sears or Montgomery Ward catalogues), presumably because the action was higher than on more expensive instruments, ideal for slide playing, and he used two separate DeArmond pickups which he had wired up for a very distinctively electric sounds. The brave French fans who went to the South side of Chicago to see him play live in 1959-60 said that you could hear Elmore's guitar a block away from the club where he was playing.\\n\\nEven when the Biharis carried Elmore to Culver City to record with a group under Maxwell Davis that was comparatively anemic compared to his Chicago Broomdusters, his distinctive vocals and guitar still make an impact, even though the volume on his amp was diminished. (This was apparently a last feeble effort by the Biharis to sell Elmore's records in the developing R & B scene of doo-wop and insipid crooning.)\\n\\nElmore's later recordings for Bobby Robinson are worth hearing, but they're the wrong place to start to appreciate his immense talent. The Modern stuff from 1951-61 is definitely the best of Elmore and it's all here on this set.\\n\\nHighly recommended, even if you've never heard much Elmore. If you're not a fan by the time you listen to these discs, I'll be surprised.\",\n \"Product: The third novel in the science-fiction trilogy by C.S. Lewis. This final story is set on Earth, and tells of a terrifying conspiracy against humanity. The story surrounds Mark and Jane Studdock, a newly married couple. Mark is a Sociologist who is enticed to join an organisation called N.I.C.E. which aims to control all human life. His wife, meanwhile, has bizarre prophetic dreams about a decapitated scientist, Alcasan. As Mark is drawn inextricably into the sinister organisation, he discovers the truth of his wife's dreams when he meets the literal head of Alcasan which is being kept alive by infusions of blood. Jane seeks help concerning her dreams at a community called St Anne's, where she meets their leader -- Dr Ransom (the main character of the previous two titles in the trilogy). The story ends in a final spectacular scene at the N.I.C.E. headquarters where Merlin appears to confront the powers of Hell.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Worst of the S/F Trilogy\\n\\nReview: I first read THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH about 30 years ago and thought it was the worst of C.S. Lewis's soi-disant Ransom trilogy. I've been rereading two biographies of Lewis and some of his Christian apologetics recently, and decided I'd have another go at STRENGTH.\\n\\nAlas, I still think it's the worst of the trilogy, but even more, after 30 years of reading, I consider it a third-rate novel. The only thing I can see in its favor is Lewis's prose style, which is among the best plain prose of his era, second only to Orwell's.\\n\\nBut the book is, as Lewis's biographers have said, a pastiche of Charles Williams, the very unreadable IMHO Charles Williams.\\n\\nThis may be a tangential point, but I've read testimonies by Lewis and W.H. Auden that Williams appeared to them a kind of modern saint, a man who exuded love towards everyone he met as well as being completely at home with the supernatural world. Alas, neither Lewis and Auden are able to explain satisfactorily why they felt this way, just that they did.\\n\\nIt's certainly a shame that STRENGTH is so bad, because OUT OF THE SILENT PLANET, the first Ransom, is a great yarn. I've read it several times already am preparing to do so again. I do tend to ignore the \\\"theological tutorial\\\" (a phrase used by Lewis biographer Alister McGrath), but that's much easier to do with PLANET than with PERELANDRA, the second book, which is almost as bad as STRENGTH.\",\n \"Product: Completed in 1914, this novel is a condemnation of the repressive attitudes of British society and a plea for emotional and sexual honesty. Aware that its publication would cause a furore, Forster ensured that it did not appear until after his death in 1970.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Bad Novel By A Great Writer\\n\\nReview: Forster's reputation was marred by the publication of this novel, which should have been left in the archives.\\n\\nI suppose an overtly homosexual yarn by a closet homosexual demanded to be read--at least \\\"demanded\\\" by a certain kind of reader.\\n\\nThis isn't like JEAN SANTEUIL, an imperfect work that sheds light on a great masterpiece. It's more like what would happen if the porn novel Philip Larkin was writing in the 1940s (discussed in his correspondence with Kingsley Amis) were published. A blot on the landscape of Larkin's poetry and his two excellent novels.\\n\\nReread A PASSAGE TO INDIA if you can't get enough of Forster. But MAURICE is strictly for the Forster fanatic who has to read every word by the great novelist.\",\n \"Product: This biography of Malcolm Muggeridge traces the varied life of one of the most brilliant and controversial men of the twentieth century. The author, Ian Hunter, was given full access to all of Muggeridge's unpublished material, letters, and diaries. The result is an objective, well-researched, and honest account that is sometimes at variance with Muggeridge's own recollection of events. Ian Hunter captures the humor, the intellect, the rawness of perception, the abandoned honesty of a man engaged in knowing himself, his world, and his God. Malcolm Muggeridge was not merely a \\\"vendor of words,\\\" as he invariably described himself, but was also a celebrated author, broadcaster, lecturer, debater, traveller, journalist and television personality, a one-time ardent admirer of the Soviet system, a World War II intelligence agent, and a former agnostic turned committed Christian. To many people, however, Malcolm Muggeridge was admired above all for his superb use of the English language. It is to the credit of Ian Hunter that after reading this biography one has a clearer understanding of an extraordinary man. Dr. Ian Hunter is professor emeritus at the University of Western Ontario. His articles and reviews have appeared in many Canadian and American poublications. He edited two collections of Muggeridge's writings: Things Past and The Very Best of Malcolm Muggeridge; he also wrote a biography of Muggeridge's friend, Hesketh Pearson (Nothing to Repent: The Life of Heskerth Pearson).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Bio But The Subject Is ...\\n\\nReview: ...not the major figure that Hunter makes him out to be.\\n\\nFirst, in spite of several efforts, MM was a novelist manque; as Waugh once wrote \\\"he can't tell a story\\\".\\n\\nAs a journalist he did better, but even so none of his stuff is really so good as to be indispensably collectable.\\n\\nHis two volume memoir tells all until 1945 (he never got around to the third volume), but though well-written, there's a good deal of inflated, rhapsodic, purple prose that makes much ado about nothing.\\n\\nHis books about his late-in-life conversion could only be of interest to naive believers like himself. He ignores modern theology completely, which is like writing about 20th century literature and ignoring Proust, Joyce, and all the other \\\"modernists\\\".\\n\\nFinally, and my personal complaint against him, is that he wrote a scurrilous book about Samuel Butler, denigrating a writer much greater than himself, though he was rebuked for this ignoble screed (as he might put it) by Furbank and Orwell.\\n\\nHe's worth reading about, but as both a writer and a man, MM was definitely second-rate.\",\n \"Product: Who killed solo violinist Lucy Carless during a concert by the Markshire Orchestra? Was it her first husband? Or her second? Womanizer Bill Ventry? Or perhaps the clarinetist and fellow Polish migr, Zbartorowski, with whom she'd had a violent argument? \\\"A plot compounded of musical knowledge, a Dickens allusion, and a subtle point in law is related with delightfully unobtrusive wit, warmth, and style.\\\" - The New York Times\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Whodunit But Not The Best of Cyril Hare\\n\\nReview: Who wouldn't admire a whodunit so well written and plotted. It certainly stands out as one of Hare's best.\\n\\nThere seems to be a tendency, however, to rate it as Hare's very best (see Barzun and Taylor's CATALOGUE OF CRIME, e.g.), and I think this is mistaken. TENANT FOR DEATH, his first Mallett mystery, is a more suspenseful and better plotted yarn, and there's a lot to be said for DEATH IS NO SPORTSMAN, which I recently reread.\\n\\nHowever, all the Cyril Hare mysteries are worth reading, even TRAGEDY AT LAW, which again is often praised as his masterpiece, but really becomes tedious in part unless you're especially interested in the British court system.\\n\\nAll this said, if you love traditional whodunits, don't miss THE WIND BLOWS DEATH.\",\n \"Product: This is a nuanced biography of Oliver Cromwell, breaking down Cromwell's life into different parts: fenland farmer and humble backbencher; stalwart of the good old cause and the New Model Army; key figure of the Commonwealth; and, finally Lord Protector. Hill leads the reader unsentimentally through Cromwell's life from his beginnings in Huntingdonshire to his brutal end. Hill brings all his considerable knowledge of the period to bear on the relationships God's Englishman had with God and England. Such a detailed understanding of the workings of providence is vital to understanding Cromwell.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Well Done But Not The Best Introduction\\n\\nReview: I know very little about Oliver Cromwell, but I was interested in reading a good introduction to his life.\\n\\nIt's easy to see that Christopher Hill has written a fine biography, but for someone who doesn't know much about Cromwell and the 17th century, his account is a little hard to follow. He introduces persons and phenomena without an explanation of their status or function, as if he takes it for granted that his reader has already a fairly substantial background in 17th century history.\\n\\nThis is not exactly a fault on his part, more the failing of his reader. But I must say that a book like A.J.P. Taylor's BISMARCK, which I read recently, introduced me to a lot of new information with sufficient clarity that I didn't lose the thread as often as I did with this book.\\n\\nIn other words, if you don't know much about Cromwell, be prepared to back up several times when you read this book. Maybe reading another book about the Civil Wars before reading this one would be your best strategy.\",\n \"Product: Book by\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best Blues Bio Ever\\n\\nReview: The appeal of Elmore James is fascinating. He had a limited repertoire, not quite as repetitive as John Lee Hooker, and pace Lillian McMurtry, he could play more than endless variations of \\\"Dust My Broom\\\". But he wasn't as inventive as Muddy or B.B. King, and yet he was able to transform his primitive slider work to newer standards, incorporating the saxophone into his repertoire very creatively, and messing around with amplification magnificently.\\n\\nOf course, it's for his vocals that he stands out. Ironically, as his heart condition worsened, his voice became more bronchial and more bluesy. His late sessions for Bobby Robinson are even more thrilling vocally than his earlier stuff for Meteor and Flair.\\n\\nHis impact on rock musicians, especially Brits, is significant. They rightly made a cult of his playing.\\n\\nThe whole story is told in this amazing book, which I recommend to all blues fanatics. I think it's right to say this is the definitive book about Elmore, a labor of love obviously, which you should buy before it disappears.\",\n \"Product: Judged Best Detective Novel by Agatha Christie.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Devine's Best Book (Without The Need For Puffery)\\n\\nReview: First, to dispense with some ridiculous puffery that appears on both the cover and the title page of this edition: Agatha Christie did not \\\"judge this book the best detective novel\\\" in any competition or contest. Her remark, printed in the earlier Perennial edition, was \\\"a most enjoyable crime story which I enjoyed down to the last moment\\\" (notable that Agatha's amateurish prose style allows her to use a form of the word \\\"enjoy\\\" twice in one short blurb.) To be fair, I'm unclear whether this remark was made in a review of the book or an interview or elsewhere. Apparently Arcturus thinks their version will make the book sell more copies.\\n\\nIn any case, it's superfluous because MY BROTHER'S KILLER is an excellent whodunit that needs no laudatory blurbs of any kind. Anyone reading the first few chapters knows she's got a potential masterpiece in her hands.\\n\\nA question and a caveat:\\n\\nWhere is the story set? Given Devine's background, I assume it's probably Glasgow but that's never stated in the yarn.\\n\\nAnd I admit to a certain difficulty in following the names as they appear; several times I had to turn back a few pages to discover who was speaking or being spoken about. This may just be my poor memory, and it certainly shouldn't be considered a fault, though those who confuse characters might want to write down names as they occur,\\n\\nAnyway, certainly Devine's masterpiece, and he wrote at least two other yarns that are first-rate (THE DEVIL AT YOUR ELBOW and ILLEGAL TENDER).\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":21,"string":"21"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":173,"string":"173"}}},{"rowIdx":174,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A28GCEHD00JFZG"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"1.0\" for a product with description \"Product Description\nSYNOPSIS\n\"Modern incarnations Girl\" tells the story: In 1987, Jenna or an upcoming adult little girl. But she was too slow too own maturity, his chest Taiping the gluteal too flat, not only by parents everywhere controls, small school guy also has no interest to her. So alone playing on their own disappointment Jenna heaven seven minutes \"Wishing games, want to grow up quickly and to live a life of most wanted ...\nThe next day, her dream has come true. Jenna woke up and found that already in 2004, their 30-year-old not only has a charming beauty and a perfect figure, also has a good job envied, cool and favored. New life Jenna extremely excited, however, also maintained Jenna this childish thinking how to deal with her 30-year-old adult life mud?\". The summary of the review text is \"13 Going on 30.... Not Thrilling\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"13 Going on 30: 3 out of 10: First of all, I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give Jennifer Garner a special Oscar for best performance in a pretty bad movie. She is delightful and plays the character much better than it was written.\n\nIn addition, I would like to absolve any of her co-stars, from any possible negative career ramifications, due to their unfortunate appearances in this film. They also did a fine job and deserve our praise. Last I would like security to please apprehend the writers (Josh Goldsmith & Cathy Yuspa) and director (Gary Winick) who I see sneaking out the fire escape.\n\nOkay first the director is sentenced to community service for making some pretty obvious soundtrack mistakes for 1987. For example he highlights, as the supposed geeky underground song, Burning Down the House is used though it was featured as a jock anthem in the movie Revenge of the Nerds three years earlier. In addition, and even more inexplicable, as MTV fodder he highlights Thriller from 1983. By 1987 Thriller was already in the Halloween ghetto mix.\n\nI'm afraid the writers on the other hand get life in prison without parole. First question I would ask either of them. Have they ever worked in any office anywhere, let alone a supposed fashion magazine? They get so much wrong with that one small detail I don't even know where to begin.\n\nSecond, though Garner's performance is great, her character is a real mess. She finds older guys 'icky' in one scene and is attracted to them in the next, and then she is back to 'icky' with hardly an explanation or even an indication that the character herself notices. The she bizarrely handles her cutthroat business environment with more maturity than most thirty year olds let alone thirteen year olds.\n\nInstead of going into a Being There, Chauncey kind of vibe where Garner's character's inane utterances would be taken as genius; the film actually makes her more proactive than either her shy thirteen year old self would be or her cutthroat thirty year old self is. No working woman clich is of course ignored and the less said about the sappy and ridiculous ending the better. Poor Miss Garner is all over the map with this film.\n\nThe strangest part of 13 Going on 30 is that the whole body swap, time travel story line is actually the most believable part of the film. Certainly more believable than a doll house building, fairy dust collecting, fat boy next door growing up to be a thin straight single guy living in Greenwich Village or more than one drunken person remembering any of the dance moves from the Thriller video."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"13 Going on 30: 3 out of 10: First of all, I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give Jennifer Garner a special Oscar for best performance in a pretty bad movie. She is delightful and plays the character much better than it was written.\n\nIn addition, I would like to absolve any of her co-stars, from any possible negative career ramifications, due to their unfortunate appearances in this film. They also did a fine job and deserve our praise. Last I would like security to please apprehend the writers (Josh Goldsmith & Cathy Yuspa) and director (Gary Winick) who I see sneaking out the fire escape.\n\nOkay first the director is sentenced to community service for making some pretty obvious soundtrack mistakes for 1987. For example he highlights, as the supposed geeky underground song, Burning Down the House is used though it was featured as a jock anthem in the movie Revenge of the Nerds three years earlier. In addition, and even more inexplicable, as MTV fodder he highlights Thriller from 1983. By 1987 Thriller was already in the Halloween ghetto mix.\n\nI'm afraid the writers on the other hand get life in prison without parole. First question I would ask either of them. Have they ever worked in any office anywhere, let alone a supposed fashion magazine? They get so much wrong with that one small detail I don't even know where to begin.\n\nSecond, though Garner's performance is great, her character is a real mess. She finds older guys 'icky' in one scene and is attracted to them in the next, and then she is back to 'icky' with hardly an explanation or even an indication that the character herself notices. The she bizarrely handles her cutthroat business environment with more maturity than most thirty year olds let alone thirteen year olds.\n\nInstead of going into a Being There, Chauncey kind of vibe where Garner's character's inane utterances would be taken as genius; the film actually makes her more proactive than either her shy thirteen year old self would be or her cutthroat thirty year old self is. No working woman clich is of course ignored and the less said about the sappy and ridiculous ending the better. Poor Miss Garner is all over the map with this film.\n\nThe strangest part of 13 Going on 30 is that the whole body swap, time travel story line is actually the most believable part of the film. Certainly more believable than a doll house building, fairy dust collecting, fat boy next door growing up to be a thin straight single guy living in Greenwich Village or more than one drunken person remembering any of the dance moves from the Thriller video."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: inFAMOUS: Second Son Standard Edition (PlayStation 4)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fruitful in this Land of my Grief\n\nReview: Infamous Second Son: A PlayStation exclusive that was the first game to show off the power of the PS4 (yay) and all the things the new controller can do (Not as much yay.) A soft reboot of the original Infamous series you play as Delsin Rowe who lives on a Native American reservation north of Seattle. One day a prison transport carrying conduits (basically X-men) crashes and you accidentally absorb the powers of one. Now you have to go to Seattle with your sheriff brother to get a special power to save the nice Native Americans and defeat the evil government forces who have the city under martial law.\n\nThe game has you take down districts in a standard open-world fashion. Each takedown ends with a large battle which is usually quite well down. There are also four distinct boss battles related to gaining powers that are a little less successful. They are not as bad as say Deus Ex: Human Revolution but they have the annoying habit of ignoring your progress and skills for a cheap arena battle.\n\nThe Good: The game is downright beautiful. The action is often fun and chaotic. You eventually get three powers (smoke, neon, and video) with a fourth power (Concrete) available post game. The powers are different enough to be enjoyable and you will find your favorite. You are restricted to only one power at a time which unfortunately restrict the mix and match on the fly a bit.\n\nThe games main character voiced by Troy Baker is not nearly as irritating as the promo materials would lead you to believe. His relationship with his brother is actually kind of touching. He does have that annoying Niko Bellic habit of not being able to see a plot twist in neon orange with a well lit blinking arrow pointed to it.\n\nYou main action loops of fighting the super-powered mooks and destroying their bases are quite fun with a decent mix of strategy and action.\n\nThe Bad: Unfortunately to clear the districts there are side activities such as graffiti tagging (complete with annoying motion controls) and Wheres Waldo (find the undercover agent.) These start out meh and becoming draining by the third district or so. There is simply no variety.\n\nWhile your actions on the city of Seattle are permanent (destroyed guard towers stay destroyed), there is never any reason to visit a district once you cleared it. It is a lot of work for no payoff outside of progression.\n\nSometimes the game will decide it is night and it will continue to be night until you do a mission to advance the game and change the time of day. Side missions, in particular, are often a bear at night (or even dusk another popular choice) so one finds themselves advancing the game through main missions trying to get decent lighting so they can mop up the side missions. This takes one out of the narrative a tad.\n\nSecond Son continues the Infamous tradition of two paths one good and one evil. You get different attacks and a different ending depending on which you choose. There is no nuance in the process and it seems to have no effect on any story beats outside of the conclusion. Compared to even Bioware or Fable's attempts at the same it is a crude underutilized tool that never really satisfies and sometimes doesnt make sense.\n\nIn Conclusion: Infamous Second Son is a beautiful game with solid mechanics. It is also like playing Saints Row 4 with all the fun bits removed. Everyone is going to take the same path with the same character. There is little creativity outside of some at the moment strategy while taking out bases. Enjoyable overall it seems in a bit of a straight jacket that the gameplay cannot compensate for.","Product: Transformers Devastation PS4\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Less Than Meets the Eye\n\nReview: Playstations PSplus free games for the month program gets a lot off well-deserved stick (As of this writing April 2017s four free games for the PS4 are just this side of a war crime). Transformers: Devastation was the perfect free game for that service. It is a game I would have never thought of picking up and despite my criticisms below I did overall enjoy.\n\nI certainly understand the defenders of this game. A peek at a message board or even the TV Tropes entry for this game will show a large amount of passionate worldbuilding surrounding the Transformers franchise from the cartoons and movies, to the novel and comic book adaptations, to the fan fiction, Wikipedias, toys and I am assuming an off-Broadway musical.\n\nI certainly understand the appeal of nostalgia when it comes to a property like this. I loved a certain Scooby Doo platformer from last generation that lets face it I wouldnt have looked at twice if not for the branding. And the original Xbox sported not one but two Buffy the Vampire games that were certainly more fanservice than top quality third person adventure. (Why does Buffy die if she touches water again?)\n\nI am not a Transformers fan. I am too old to have seen it during its original run and I have found the entire concept bizarre. I have found the sheer breadth of generations, universes, adaptations outright perplexing. The fact that the game has retained the original look of the cartoon with some of the original voices actors does not register with me. On the other hand, I am not about to commit seppuku due to the mishandling of Starscreams characterization.\n\nDeveloper Platinum Games strengths are on full display here and the combat is overall a delight. It can take a while to get your groove on and it seemed a good hour before I gained access to the home base where I could upgrade weapons, create other upgrades, purchase additional moves and switch out my character. But once I was able to do these things the game was a delight. Outside of some bizarre top down, sections like a PG rated GTA 2 game and some unfortunate (though generous) platforming sessions, this game is a collection of third-person brawling and driving with the ability to switch between the two on the fly which allows one to do combos that simply never get old.\n\nBut good Lord is everything else a wreck. I actually like the cell shading graphics. They fit the retro theme and allow a butter smooth 60 frames a second. But the overall design lacks such imagination. You literally spend half the game in about twenty city blocks. All of which looks so identical to each other that you never get the sense of where in the city you are in though it is so amazingly small. Its like a cartoon version of Dragon Age 2. The rest of the time is spent in boring spaceship corridors, boring Cybertron corridors and empty space (that is supposed to be in well space) All the objects in the game look the same, all the enemies basically look the same and everything has this cheap cut and paste glow to it.\n\nThe overall game just feels cheap. It is also really really short. I don't mind short games but this one seemed to end somewhat suddenly. Replay value is there as the combat is fun but outside of that the challenge areas and different characters really don't mix it up enough.\n\nAs a free game on the PS4, it is perfect. Issues such as value and length fall by the wayside. But as an original $50 download it really is less than meets the eye.","Product: An engrossing drama of a luxury ship that goes down at sea, and the inner turmoil that the crew and passengers face. Academy Award Nominations: Best Special Effects.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Last Voyage... The First Disaster Movie\n\nReview: The Last Voyage: 7 out of 10: Irwin Allen clearly took notes in 1960 when this film was released. The granddaddy of modern disaster films, it starts with an intense fire in the first minute and never gives up.\n\nThis is the first disaster film not based on an actual historical incident. (Though it clearly cribs from the contemporaneous Andrea Doria sinking). Using an actual art deco style liner being put out for scrap, The Last Voyage has some excellent real interiors as well as special effects. The fact that filmmakers partially sank the ship and blew parts of it to smithereens clearly helps their tale. Moreover, while some the special effects are weak, the advantage of using a real ship and real seawater over CGI or miniatures is obvious.\n\nThe film stars Robert Stack and Dorothy Malone as a couple complete with red headed moppet sailing to Tokyo. A boiler explosion takes out their cabin trapping Malone for the entire film while the water rises and Stack desperately tries to get help. Meanwhile Captain George Sanders ignoring some problems initially and with a less than helpful crew tries to keep the ship afloat. Sanders, Malone and Stack are engaging during the film and there is some surprisingly strong drama involving Malone's situation.\n\nThe red headed moppet, after a tense rescue, becomes one of those irritating kids in line at the grocery store and a viewer's patience for her histrionics may wear thin. Viewers may also lose patience for the numerous scenes of various crewmembers (not well acted mind you) peppering Captain Sanders with endless questions in almost an Airplane style parody, (The presence of Stack will put you in the mood).\n\nOn the plus side, the real hero of the film is black actor Woody Strode who gives a charismatic performance and whose central (and shirtless) role is a bit of a surprise for 1960.\n\nOn the negative side, the film has some of the most laughable, pompous narration ever seen on screen. Sounding like a drunken John Houseman, George Furness brings the action to a screeching halt with every ostentatious magisterial utterance.\n\nDespite the narration, the film keeps a good pace for 90 minutes with scenes of disaster in almost every frame. Adult in tone and content it is a surprisingly fun and competent disaster movie.","Product: Children of the Corn [VHS]\n\n(View amazon detail page)\n\nASIN: 6302720419\nBinding: VHS\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Children of the Corn (2009).... It takes a lot of people to make a movie this bad.\n\nReview: Children of the Corn (2009): 1 out of 10: Good lord did they screw this movie up. First, the writer (George Goldsmith) who adapted the original Children of the Corn is some sort of savant. Apparently all the good scenes in the original movie (The killing of the adults, Isaac and Malachi going at it in the climax, were his invention.) This movie cut all that good stuff out and replaced it with the Viet Cong and public child sex.\n\nThe blame rests squarely on Mr. Stephen King's shoulders. He did not like the changes the 1984 and wanted to stick to his original story. Therefore, the movie takes place in the mid-seventies and the main couple is a divorcing, squabbling mess. In addition, the main character hallucinates Viet Cong shooting in the corn which looks ten times worse than it sounds. Oh they have a sex scene in a church 'The time for fertilization has come!' where two teens have sex while nine year olds look on masturbating corn cobs.... good lord I didn't need to see that.\n\nThe casting is horrible. If I never see Kandyse McClure again (in the Linda Hamilton role) it will be to soon. She ruins the first half of an already horrible film. Daniel Newman as Malachi and Preston Bailey as Isaac ruin the second half. Daniel looks like he is reading off cue cards while Preston is about as threatening as a kitten.\n\nOh and if that all was not a big enough F You to the audience, the monster never shows up at the end.\n\nIt isn't like the original Children of the Corn was Casablanca or something but good lord this is an embarrassment for all involved.","Product: This classic thriller takes on a sinister air when the mysterious Dr. Garth (Boris Karloff) kills a man while experimenting with a serum intended to alter the aging process! Sentenced to die, Garth goes to prison where he continues his bizarre work with Dr. Howard (Edward Van Sloan), the prison doctor. Suspense lingers when, on the day of his execution, Garth inoculates himself with a new serum made from the blood of a murderer! Just as he slips into unconsciousness, word is passed that his sentence has been changed to life imprisonment. When Dr. Howard sees Garth recover, looking years younger, he asks for the serum. The spine-chilling climax builds to a shocking end when Garth turns on the unsuspecting Howard with cold-blooded murder in his eyes!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Before I Hang... Stem Cell research gone wrong....The Boogie Man Will Get You... Arsenic and Supermen\n\nReview: Before I Hang: 3 out of 10: Boris Karloff stars as Dr. Kevorkian in this expose of stem cell research gone wrong.\n\nOkay maybe that is not completely accurate but one might certainly think along those lines as a doctor found guilty of a mercy killing is sentenced to hang despite his promising youth serum.\n\nKarloff quickly finds himself in a prison experimenting with the blood of a recently hanged killer the clock ticking against his own execution. He injects himself with the serum it works the governor pardons him and he goes off to save the world. Actually that is not completely accurate as well. Apparently the blood came from the prisoner \"Abby Normal\" and Karloff starts getting that look in his eyes and his over-sized handkerchief out of his pocket and the population of the movie starts dropping precipitously.\n\nThe movie is poorly directed and despite some initially good albeit rushed ideas it quickly falls into the old blood memory turns man into killer nonsense. The pacing is bizarre with a ton of plot simply explained through voice-over (the hanging verdict in particular seems unlikely as shown) in the first half the second half with Karloff stalking the elderly drags.\n\nA weak film that starts of strong and quickly goes nowhere.\n\nThe Boogie Man Will Get You: 6 out of 10: If Ma and Pa Kettle ever did Arsenic and Old Lace it would be this movie. Very very silly and occasionally quite funny the Boogie Man has a couple of big faults. The supporting cast is mixed at best and the ending is a mess.\n\nIt also has two great assets, Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre. Karloff is spot on as the bumbling well meaning murdering scientist. Whose experiments on traveling salesman to create super-soldiers for the war effort are both well meaning and quite homicidal.\n\nPeter Lorre is hilarious as the Mayor, Police Chief, Undertaker, Notary, excreta. He dresses in a three piece suit with a Siamese kitten in his pocket to which he coos in German.\n\nWatching these two together is pure entertainment and certainly worth a viewing. The rest of the movie is light, frothy, derivative, and occasionally irritating. Just watch the stars at work and forget the rest.","Product: B Movie heaven :)\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Leslie put the rug down and come over here\n\nReview: Day of the Animals: 4 out of 10: Filmed in glare-o-vision (either to emulate a world without ozone or to give me a headache) Day of the Animals ask what if all the animals went crazy and decided to work together to kill B-movie actors. Hmm.\n\nMost nature gone wild movies focus on one deadly animal (Deadly Scorpions becoming giant deadly scorpions; industrious ants becoming giant industrious ants; cute bunny rabbits becoming Giant Cute bunny rabbits.\n\nDay of the Animals, like its predecessor Frogs, takes a different tack. It throws every living creature at the cast. (Though in Day of the Animals defense unlike Frogs it at least sticks to animals, no one gets killed by the Spanish moss.)\n\nIt doesn't work. It really doesn't work. The animal attacks are laughable. Rats and snakes on fishing lines are thrown at actors. A shirtless Leslie Nielson who gets attacked by a bear rug in a scene right out of that killer carpet movie The Creeping Terror. And, most laughably, are the so called attacking dogs. Whom are downright lovable complete with wagging tails. (I've seen Benji look fiercer than those German shepherds whom looked every bit like they were chasing a miniature chuck wagon.)\n\nAs for the acting, well you get a shirtless Leslie Nielson hamming it up (years before he did Airplane and \"went\" into comedy) and Jon Cedar channeling a third rate William Shatner singing Barry Manilow (you won't be able to get that Mandy tune out of your head.)\n\nThe film in fact has plenty of cannon fodder (even that old comedic and anti-Semitic stand-by the overprotective Jewish mother played by Ruth Roman like she was directed by Leni Riefenstahl). It even has the Poseidon Adventure scene when one pig-headed group splits off from the other.\n\nDay of the Animals also has the worst DVD transfer ever. A third rate pan and scan picture and no chapters or even a title screen. And unlike its companion piece Grizzly it needed a good transfer. After all it's filmed in glare-o-vision.","Product: This feature film is a DVD.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Laserblast... Looks like Trent Reznor ran out of gas\n\nReview: Laserblast: 2 out of 10: Anytime a film calls attention to its fourth wall by negatively reflecting on its competition, that film usually sucks. It was true when President Morgan Freeman referenced Armageddon in that turkey Deep Impact. It is true in Laserblast.\n\nIn Laserblast our protagonist blows away a Star Wars billboard. Apparently, the filmmakers felt that Star Wars was competition. Honestly, Laserblast is so out of Star Wars league it never even occurred to me that films were even in the same genre, let alone competition.\n\nLaserblast is about two claymation aliens that leave behind a weapon set which consists of an oversized tube that goes on ones arm and a cheesy necklace that turns one Emo over time.\n\nOur 'hero' is a man with troubles. His mother leaves for vacations in Puerto Vallarta abandoning him. (Cause there is nothing a teenager hates more than when the Parental Units leave town for a week.) He also has a hot blond girlfriend (the late great Cheryl \"Rainbeaux\" Smith) and a (relatively) bitchin van. So why is our hero angry? Is it because he appears in this movie?\n\nNope. It turns out our 'hero' is tormented by bullies. There are the local pot smoking cops that hassle him with speeding tickets (because they are jealous of his bitchin van natch) and there is Eddie Deezen.\n\nNow there have been plenty of famous Hollywood bullies from Nelons Muntz of The Simpsons to Biff Tannen of Back to the Future. You remember Eddie Deezen from Grease where he played geek Eugene Felnic you may find him a strange choice to torment our 'hero'. He is.\n\nLook, if Eddie Deezen is picking on you, clearly you have problems even an arm laser tube thingy is not going to solve.\n\nIn the film's defense things do blow up occasionally, Roddy McDowell shows up for a minute and the claymation alien turtles have a certain charm. Overall however this is one really bad film.\n\nMystery Science Theater 3000 Season 8 Episode 6: 8 out of 10: This was the last Comedy Central episode and they clearly pulled out all stops for the segments. Mike Nelson in drag as Voyager's Captain Janeway is a particular highlight. The riffing is decent if slightly disappointing considering the sheer volume of stupid on the screen. The writers also assumed that 'are you ready for some football gag' (one of Laserblasts characters resembled Hank Williams Jr.) would never get old... those writers were sadly mistaken.","Product: Pixar genius reigns in this funny romantic comedy, which stars a robot who says absolutely nothing for a full 25 minutes yet somehow completely transfixes and endears himself to the audience within the first few minutes of the film. As the last robot left on earth, Wall-E (voiced by Ben Burtt) is one small robot--with a big, big heart--who holds the future of earth and mankind squarely in the palm of his metal hand. He's outlasted all the \"Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class\" robots that were assigned some 700 years ago to clean up the environmental mess that man made of earth while man vacationed aboard the luxury spaceship Axiom. Wall-E has dutifully gone about his job compacting trash, the extreme solitude broken only by his pet cockroach, but he's developed some oddly human habits and ideas. When the Axiom sends its regularly scheduled robotic EVE probe (Elissa Knight) to earth, Wall-E is instantly smitten and proceeds to try to impress EVE with his collection of human memorabilia. EVE's directive compels her to bring Wall-E's newly collected plant sprout to the captain of the Axiom and Wall-E follows in hot pursuit. Suddenly, the human world is turned upside down and the Captain (Jeff Garlin) joins forces with Wall-E and a cast of other misfit robots to lead the now lethargic people back home to earth. Wall-E is a great family film with the most impressive aspect being the depth of emotion conveyed by a simple robot--a machine typically considered devoid of emotion, but made so absolutely touching by the magic of Pixar animation. Also well-worth admiring are the sweeping views from space, the creative yet disturbing vision of what strange luxuries a future space vacation might offer, and the innovative use of trash in a future cityscape. Underneath the slapstick comedy and touching love story is a poignant message about the folly of human greed and its potential effects on earth and the entire human race.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wall-E.... Try blue, it's the new red!\n\nReview: Wall-E: 8 out of 10: I was never a big fan of the Short Circuit movies. It was not just the thespian outings of Ally Sheedy and Steve Guttenberg I had issues with; I also hated the freakin robot. In addition, while I have admired some Pixar releases in the past (The Incredibles in particular), I am hardly the biggest fan of the studio and often admire some of their competition (such as DreamWorks' Shrek) more.\n\nTherefore, I did not go into Wall-E with very high hopes. Had I known it featured the music of Hello Dolly I may never have seen it at all. After the first twenty minutes, I was blown away.\n\nI will let other reviewers explain the Chaplin style magic of the piece. Suffice it to say wow. When the movie settles into somewhat of a plot it does bog down slightly (There are at least one to many scenes of robots we do not care about chasing other robots we do not care about) but in reality it is simply a different magic.\n\nEmotionally satisfying and wonderfully subversive Wall-E is necessary viewing for adults. I am not sure if it necessarily a good film for young people with poor attention spans, but thoughtful kids will get much out of it.\n\nMoreover, kudos to Pixar for making one of the most individualistic anti-commercial films I have ever seen.","Product: Adventure has never been more beautiful than Charlie's Angels! Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu star as the captivating crime-fighting trio who are masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts. When a devious mastermind embroils them in a plot to destroy individual privacy, the Angels are on the spot with their brains, brawn and high-tech toys. Aided by their loyal sidekick Bosley (Bill Murray), the girls are about to bring down the bad guys when a terrible secret is revealed that makes the Angels a target of assassination. Now, it's a matter of life or death as the stunningly smart detectives use their state-of-the-art skills to kick evil's butt in this sexy, high-octane comedy!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Charlie's Angels... How many angels fit on the head of a pin?\n\nReview: Charlie's Angels: 7 out of 10: Reading the major press reviews I am struck by a time travel quality of their pans. It is as if they are watching another movie entirely. It's as if they were watching the leaden Charlie's Angels sequel Full Throttle.\n\nThe first Angels however is a great movie if you keep three things in mind. It is mindless. It is fun. It is mindless fun. Never has eye candy had so many empty calories. As nutritious for your brain as a deep-fried Twinkie and with about as much substance, Charlie's Angels is about as quintessential a summer movie as you can get.\n\nThis is not a bad thing. With a great soundtrack, three hot girls, solid supporting cast and non-stop action even brainless fun can be' well good. It is not easy to make a film this shallow, this entertaining. (As the sequel proved and come to think of it dozens of movies prove every summer.) In reality there is a fine line between fluffy, bubble headed, featherbrained fun and feeble-minded, half-witted, imbecilic drudgery.\n\nCharlie's Angels stays solidly on the featherbrained, fluffy side. It is that rather rare film that is smart enough to keep it simple and needless to say mindlessly fun.","Product: After a small misunderstanding aboard an airplane escalates out of control, timid businessman Dave Buznik (Sandler) is ordered by the court to undergo anger management therapy at the hands of specialist Dr. Buddy Rydell (Nicholson). But when Buddy steps up his aggressive treatment by moving in, Dave goes from mild to wild as the unorthodox treatment wreaks havoc with his life in this hilarious hit comedy that will drive you mad with laughter!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The movie will make you laugh. The ending will make you cry\n\nReview: Anger Management: 6/10: Having a bad ending has torpedoed more than one film experience. The Village's twist was a groaner and the last scene of The Last Samurai knocked it down a rung or two. in a comedy however the end shouldn't matter.\n\nComedy is about laughter during the journey not the stories conclusion. None of our best comedies are known for their finales. Meet the Parents left with a comparative whimper, There's Something about Mary's ending is at best forgettable, and the bombastic over the top noise of say The Blues Brothers or Caddyshack certainly wasn't for everyone. (The exception to this rule is the wonderful Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters)\n\nUnlike thrillers or drama, comedy rarely invests enough in the plot to begin with for the ending to matter all that much. In addition, an Adam Sandler comedy, let us face it, has less plot than most. Alternatively, at the very least, it has the same plot and characters over and over again. Sandler after all is the Jim Varney of Long Island nerds. Therefore, to create a disaster this momentous you first need an hour and change of good comedy (rare enough esp. with Mr. Sandler on board) then you will need an ending so stupendously bad it erases the laughter.\n\nFirst the good news. This movie has some quite funny bits. The bad news? Well let's start with the last 15 minutes or so absolutely feel good romantic awfulness with enough celebrity cameos that could sink the Titanic, wipe out any goodwill one feels towards former Mayor Giulliani of New York and embarrass one to be a Yankee fan. Add on a plot device at the end that would not be out of place in a Deanna Durbin film and let the jaw dropping awfulness commence.\n\nThe last 15 minutes aside, this movie has some funny bits. Even stupid stuff like sweaters for overweight cats worked for me. Now that is rare. The set-up is pure gold and the cast is great.\n\nIf anything, Sandler is easily the weakest of the bunch. (Luis Guzman and John Turturro's characters needed their own movie and it was great seeing Jack be Jack again after that slog that was About Schmidt. Sandler knows how to do cruel. Anger Management was such a good concept and had such funny execution that it demanded a dark cruel outburst of energy at the end not indescribably painful schmaltz.","Product: From acclaimed writer Charlie Kaufman and visionary director Michel Gondry comes Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. An all-star ensemble cast shines in this comical and poignant look at breakups, breakdowns and breakthroughs. Joel (Jim Carrey) is stunned to discover that his girlfriend, Clementine (Kate Winslet), has had their tumultuous relationship erased from her mind. Out of desperation, he contacts the inventor of the process, Dr. Howard Mierzwiak (Tom Wilkinson), to get the same treatment. But as his memories of Clementine begin to fade, Joel suddenly realizes how much he still loves her. Kirsten Dunst, Mark Ruffalo and Elijah Wood co-star in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - a memorable film that The Wall Street Journal calls \"a romantic comedy unlike any other!\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... I'm Sorry I Forgot the Movie\n\nReview: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: 9 out of 10: Screenwriter Charlie Kaufman is in a league of his own. If cloning is ever allowed in the United States we need to clone Mr. Kaufman. (If there is any community that will embrace cloning it will be Hollywood. Name any other place in America where nepotism is a religion. Hiring your own clone is the ultimate in nepotism.)\n\nCharlie Kaufman has found that fine line between realistic dialog and interesting dialog. Characters talk, fight and fall in love just like they do in real life. But unlike most movies that try to mirror real life speech Kaufman makes it interesting. (Of course it helps that Kaufman is always throwing in the bizarre; such as adulterous homicidal book authors addicted to sniffing Angel Trumpet or people entering John Malkovich's head.)\n\nNow just imagine if a Kaufman clone could, oh I don't know, help George Lucas write romantic dialog. (If there is anyone who occupies the opposite side of the good dialog screen writing scales its Lucas. His dialog is so wooden it would embarrass a marionette. Plus think of the Variety headline \"Kaufman Clone helps pen Clones\")\n\nOh the movie. Eternal Sunshine has some great performances especially by a subdued Jim Carrey. (This should surprise but after his brilliant turn in Man on the Moon, the only real surprise is how with his quiet desperate performance you forget its Carrey.) There is a really good subplot about the goings on at a mind erasure clinic. (The movie sensibly sets it up as a no big deal four-man operation like one of those laser eye surgery places in a strip mall.)\n\nAnd there is a really realistic romance between Carrey and Kate Winslet that blows most movies away. Currently ranked Fifty-Seventh greatest movie of all time by the IMDb. Eternal Sunshine is one movie you won't be able to get out of your head.","Product: On what should be a routine rescue mission during World War II, the submarine USS Tiger Shark picks up three survivors of a U-boat attack. But for the crew -- trapped together in the sub's narrow corridors and constricted spaces -- the unexpected visitors seem to spark a series of chilling, otherworldly occurrences! Starring Hollywood favorites Olivia Williams (THE SIXTH SENSE, THE POSTMAN), Bruce Greenwood (THIRTEEN DAYS, DOUBLE JEAPOARD), and Matt Davis (LEGALLY BLONDE, BLUE CRUSH).\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Below... We all Live On a Haunted Submarine\n\nReview: Below: 5 out of 10: Much like M. Night Shyamalan's The Village halfway through Below I had a horrible feeling of dread. There were many ways the plot could still go and nothing but atmosphere and build-up had taken place. Yet I became convinced that a lame obvious payoff was in my future. I was right.\n\nBelow tells such a simple straightforward story that the histrionics throughout the film seem even more overblown in retrospect than during the viewing. The movie succeeds on some levels, it has a nice Pitch Black homage, very good special effects and set design and it does create a spooky atmosphere with sounds all around you and slamming door and flickering lights. (Director Twohy throws so many fright clichs at you I'm surprised the submarine doesn't have a cat.)\n\nThe downsides, besides the disastrous ending, are more plentiful. Bruce Greenwood, playing the acting skipper, comes across as more of a fishing charter captain than a sub commander in wartime. And Olivia Williams, as the rescued nurse, plays cold so well that I was rooting for the only piece of eye-candy in the whole film to die, disappear or at the very least shut up.\n\nAll of this is a bit of a shame because take away the ghost story (and the endless bump in the night cheap scares that accompany it) you have yourself a pretty serviceable psychological thriller. On top of that the action scenes with the Germans attacking the sub are certainly tenser than any of the haunting stuff.\n\nDirector Twohy would have been wise to dump the end and gone with a straightforward crippled World War 2 sub story.","Product: The sudden discovery of a pyramid frozen under the ice of Antartica results in the dispatchment of a team of scientists and adventurers to investigate. Once they enter the underground pyramid, the team comes face to face with an ancient battle between two alien species - a battle that will come to a head on Earth.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I want Space Marines.... Now.\n\nReview: Alien vs. Predator: 5/10: Aliens check; Predators check; Space Marines; umm Space Marines? Okay who took out the Space Marines and put in this fodder.\n\nSome surprise moments and some thrills but not nearly enough and AVP is over way to fast. Everything in the film seems speeded up and suspense as a result is simply zero. Both the entire series of Alien movies and the first Predator film depended upon moments of silence to build up the suspense. (Nothing really happens at all of the first hour of Alien for example.)\n\nThis movie, on the other hand, moves so much like a video game you will be reaching for the controller. The Predators look okay but the Aliens are too cartoonish and seem to change size at random.\n\nThe plot and the back-story are simply inept. What is wrong with an alien Queen in the New York subway system or Predators fighting in Iraq? Heck putting them in an office block, cruise ship or shopping mall at Christmas would be preferable. (The Predators take out the Orange Julius while the Alien Queen makes her nest in Victoria Secret.)\n\nThe fun of aliens on earth is watching them walk into a Seven-Eleven and taking out some customers not fighting in a silly pyramid that could be on any planet in the universe.","Product: Director Ronny Yu (FREDDY VS. JASON) tells the story of Chinese hero Huo Yianjia in JET LI'S FEARLESS. Born in the late 1800s to a martial-arts master in the Tianjin region of China, Huo Yianjia (Jet Li) is not allowed to train at his father's school because he has asthma. Later, as an adult, the self-taught Yianjia becomes a master in his own right with his own school and disciples. His only goal: to become the Champion of Tianjin--and he is willing to fight any and every challenger. Along the way, Yianjia's pride takes over and he becomes obsessed with both praise and revenge, missing the true purpose and message of the martial arts. When his quest for revenge results in tragedy, Yianjia embarks on a new journey, leaving Tianjin.Returning to his home years later, Yianjia is a new man, understanding the connection between body, mind, and soul. Instead of fighting for personal gain, he sees the importance of maintaining the national identity and pride of the Chinese people. Focusing on the importance of good sportsmanship and unity, Yianjia starts the Jingwu Sports Federation, bringing all the schools of martial arts together. Most important, he makes history in Shanghai in 1910 by defending the honor of the Chinese people in a contest against representatives from the four major foreign powers in China. Based on a true story, the film features detailed period settings and costumes, as well as superior stunts. Jet Li evokes a wide range of emotions as Yianjia, instilling the character with life and capturing the essence of this important chapter in Chinese history. Dong Yong stars as Yianjia's loyal friend, Nong Jinsun, and Sun Li plays Moon, a young woman who befriends Yianjia when he leaves Tianjin.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: You have nothing to fear but Fearless itself.\n\nReview: Jet Li's Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) : 6 out of 10: This movie is a true near miss. For most of its running time it is action packed with handsome photography and gritty realistic fight scenes. To bad a too predictable by half story and Jet Li's performance hold it back from greatness.\n\nWhat the move does right however it does very well indeed. The fight scenes are extremely well choreographed and differ in tone and skill from each other. Except for the final fight they are all very satisfying. They range from an acrophobic set piece early on above a busy city square to a humorous match between Li and a boxer that reminds one of Rocky's fight against Hulk Hogan in Rocky 3.\n\nThere is no obvious wire work or CGI involved this is the real deal. Had the movie stuck with it's strengths it would have been much better off.\n\nUnfortunately halfway through the film Jet Li's character (A loosely interpreted version of a real historical Chinese patriot) decides to forgo fighting for a life in an idyllic rice patty. Like the picture perfect Japanese village in the Last Samurai the rice patty is an idolized place with supermodel blind girls and hobbits. (Okay I made the hobbits part up; but try to watch those scenes and not think of Middle Earth.)\n\nJet Li's acting in the transformation scenes is wanting and his costars (especially best friend Dong Yong) steal every scene they are in. It is hard to get emotionally connected with the character (Who goes from brash youth to wise old man after a couple of rice plantings with little transformation and no gray area or shadings of personality. Both characterizations are extremely broad and simply seem two different people.)\n\nThis leads to a surprisingly sterile finale. I simply couldn't care about the character or his cause. Though the story is more fleshed out than say in Hero the character is simply to broad to identify with as an individual. That said I did love the fight scenes.","Product: A family inherits an elegant steel-and-glass mansion from a deceased relative. The catch is that along with the house comes a slew of ghosts that can be seen only through special goggles.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Nice house, too bad about the people.\n\nReview: 13 Ghosts 2001: 4/10 Fantastic set design and creative character (ghost) make-up effects cannot save this overloud, over edited mess. The cast ranges from the where is my paycheck crowd (F. Murray Abraham and Tony Shalhoub), disappointedly clothed (Shannon Elizabeth about 10 years too old to play virginal teenagers and cutie Embeth Davidtz), and remarkably irritating (Alec Roberts playing a little boy you wish would just die. Matthew Lillard in his the most irritating role ever and that's saying something. And female rapper Rah Digger channeling every offensive black maid stereotype and inventing a few new ones. Come to think of it a black maid is so 1960's anyone who is anyone has a European au pair.) Yes the good old black maid stereotype, Digger is apparently channeling Beulah from Party at Horror beach She exclaims she ain't washing no windows (It's an all glass house) and for you film historians out there she doesn't birth no babies either. The rest of the comic relief is at about the same level. With Lillard practically imploding on his performance in a mad dog style that has to be seen to be believed and underutilized Davidtz stuck with the laughable task of playing an environmentalist ghost protector. On the plus side the ghosts are very well done however they don't have nearly enough screen time and look a bit like the cast of Hellraiser is moonlighting. The set design with a giant glass house with beautiful Latin writings on the walls is where the movie shines. I guess in a haunted house movie the ghosts and house are the real stars. It's simply a shame they had to include the plot and characters. Truth be told it would have been a better movie without them.","Product: In the tradition of Urban Legends and Final Destination, Donnie Darko is an edgy, psychological thriller about a suburban teen coming face-to-face wit his dark destiny. Jake Gyllenhaal leads a star-filled cast (including Drew Barrymore, Noah Wyle, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze and Mary McDonnell) as a delusional high-school student visited by a demonic rabbit with eerie visions of the past - and deadly predictions for the future. This \"excitingly original\" (Entertainment Weekly) nail-biter will keep you on the edge of your seat until the mind-bending climax.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Silly rabbit Time Travel is for Kids\n\nReview: Donnie Darko: 6 out of 10: Some movies just pass me right by. I found Amelie by the end more irritating than cute, I didn't laugh once at Rushmore, and only a hostage situation could coerce me to watch The Piano again.\n\nDonnie Darko has a large legion of fans and I certainly understand its appeal. The acting by both Jake Gyllenhaal and Drew Barrymore is some of their best work. The rest of the cast also shines with a special kudos to Holmes Osborne as our protagonist's father in what is almost always a throw away role in teenage dramas.\n\nThe school and kids remind me of my high school from the eighties, (Though this being Hollywood the music is much better than what the radio actually played in those years.) and the filmmakers certainly know how to frame a shot. I was even able to look past the Holden Caulfield and Harvey flashbacks the movie caused me to suffer.\n\nSo what went wrong? Well the plot for starters. Oh up until the payoff it's fine enough, in fact it is better than fine. One wonders how the filmmakers are going to pull it off. The answer is simple.,they don't. If anything the end of the movie reminded me of that atrocious horror film from a few years back Soul Survivors. Like Soul Survivors Donnie Darko holds your interest with more and more implausible plot twists and coincidences then cheats at the end like a bad junior high school english essay.\n\nOf course Donnie Darko is otherwise superior to Soul Survivors and other films where the ending is a groaner (cough The Village cough), but after all that goodness the magic is gone and they couldn't pull a rabbit out of their hat. Even a six foot demonic one.","Product: In the tradition of Urban Legends and Final Destination, Donnie Darko is an edgy, psychological thriller about a suburban teen coming face-to-face wit his dark destiny. Jake Gyllenhaal leads a star-filled cast (including Drew Barrymore, Noah Wyle, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze and Mary McDonnell) as a delusional high-school student visited by a demonic rabbit with eerie visions of the past - and deadly predictions for the future. This \"excitingly original\" (Entertainment Weekly) nail-biter will keep you on the edge of your seat until the mind-bending climax.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Donnie Darko... Silly rabbit Time Travel is for Kids\n\nReview: Donnie Darko: 6 out of 10: Some movies just pass me right by. I found Amelie by the end more irritating than cute, I didn't laugh once at Rushmore, and only a hostage situation could coerce me to watch The Piano again.\n\nDonnie Darko has a large legion of fans and I certainly understand its appeal. The acting by both Jake Gyllenhaal and Drew Barrymore is some of their best work. The rest of the cast also shines with a special kudos to Holmes Osborne as the father in what is almost always a throw away role.\n\nThe school and kids remind me of my high school from the eighties (Though this being Hollywood the music is much better than what the radio actually played in those years.) and the filmmakers certainly know how to frame a shot. I was even able to look past the Holden Caulfield and Harvey flashbacks the movie caused me to suffer.\n\nSo what went wrong' the plot. Oh up until the payoff it's fine enough, in fact it is better than fine. One wonders how the filmmakers are going to pull it off. The answer is simple. They don't. If anything the end of the movie reminded me of that atrocious horror film from a few years back Soul Survivors. Like Soul Survivors the movie holds your interest with more and more implausible plot twists and coincidences then cheats at the end like a bad junior high school English essay.\n\nNow Donnie Darko is otherwise superior to Soul Survivors and other films where the ending is a groaner (cough The Village cough), but after all that goodness the magic is gone and they couldn't pull a rabbit out of their hat. Even a six foot demonic one.","Product: Nominated for five Academy Awards including Best Original Screenplay, this magical comedy earned overwhelming acclaim nationwide! A painfully shy waitress working at a tiny Paris cafe, Amlie makes a surprising discovery and sees her life drastically changed for the better! From then on, Amlie dedicates herself to helping others find happiness ... in the most delightfully unexpected way! But will she have the courage to do for herself what she has done for others?\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Is Amelie French for Overrated\n\nReview: Amelie: (Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain): 6 out of 10: Sweet, light and sometimes a little irritating; this strangely adult fable starts out very strong and sinks under the weight of it's too cute for words protagonist and her self made predicament. Amelie is a strange bird indeed. She seems initially one of those wonderfully original creations but as time in the movie marches on it becomes obvious. She is a twelve-year-old girl in a woman's body.\n\nYup she has silly crushes plays silly pranks and a vivid imagination. In fact one could very much see her being played by a twelve year old. This would work perfectly if the movie wasn't so jarringly adult in other ways. (Amelie's quest works in a porn shop, people having hook-up sex in a daytime café)\n\nIt is more of a tone issue than any objection to adult content. (As a glance at most of my other reviews will testify.) Also like most twelve-year olds Amelie pulls pranks and games a little too long. (After the 2-hour mark or so I was practically screaming at the screen to get on with it)\n\nNow don't get me wrong the first hour or so is one of the most delightful screen experiences. I loved the traveling gnome (which started a fad that lives on today) and liked the obsessive tape recording man in café.\n\nIt also shows a true fantasy version of Paris like You've You Mail's version of New York. In fact when Amelie is helping others rather than on her own quest the movie seems to move briskly and with purpose.\n\nIt is only in her pursuit of love that Amelie fails as both a person and a movie. Just like most twelve-year-old girls.","Product: Based On A Short Story By Hp Lovecraft, The Undisputed Masterof Macabre, Dagon Tells The Story Of A Fishing Village Temptedby Greed Who Evolve Into Freakish Half-Human Creatures And Mustsacrifice Outsiders To An Ancient, Monstrous God Of The Sea.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dagon...Fried Fish with a dollop of H.P. Sauce\n\nReview: Dagon: 9 out of 10: Early on in his novella Mountains of Madness;H.P. Lovecraft paints the following picture \"On and around that laboratory table were strown (sic) other things, and it did not take long for us to guess that those things were the carefully though oddly and inexpertly dissected parts of one man and one dog\".\n\nI bring this quote up because so many who are casually equated with the Lovecraftian genre naturally assume he wouldn't approve of the sex and violence portrayed in modern film versions of his work. He of course had to work within the mores of the day as he sought to get his works published in magazines often read by children. Graphic sex and violence was no more acceptable in the popular fiction of the 1920's and 30's than it was in the movies of the same time period. He however often pushed the boundaries of the time and though Victorian by both birth and nature he creatively expanded what was acceptable.\n\nDagon is a movie filled with nudity and very graphic violence. It is also simply the best Lovecraft adaptation ever. A combination of the title work and 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth', Dagon creates a phenomenal atmosphere and doesn't let up. The tension is palatable for almost the entire running time till the grand finale (which I'll admit was a little to much Lair of the White Worm for my tastes).\n\nThe make up and special effects are wonderful(with the exception one bad blink and you miss it CGI effect). The actors (at least the ones that are intelligible) do a fine job. But it is the incredible foreboding atmosphere that propels the movie along.\n\nFilmed on a low budget they apparently found a remarkably frightening real life city that didn't need a lot of dressing up. Add a cast of stranger and stranger \"creatures\" and you simply have a winner. If you are unfamiliar with the Lovecraftian canon this is a great B movie. If you love his books however this is pure bliss.","Product: Steve Irwin makes his big-screen debut with his most perilous adventure yet! To save a very large crocodile from poachers, Steve and his wife Terri set out on a death-defying journey through the Outback to nab the big fella and relocate him to a safe river. But what they don't know is that the angry reptile has swallowed a top-secret US satellite beacon making them all targets of American special agents! Crikey!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Hey kids it's a Faces of Death Prequel\n\nReview: The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course: 5/10: Okay first lets forget the movie for a minute. I mean the film is okay if you like the Crocodile Hunter and you have no business seeing it if you don't. The DVD extras however are brilliant.\n\nFor example they show, over years mind you, Steve Irwin and his misses Terri training their star crocodiles to attack a boat without eating the cast. Needless to say the training doesn't really work.\n\nSo we have wonderful footage of a barely mobile Steve complete with a knee bandage almost being chomped by a couple of over sized crocs that are some naughty shielas indeed. Now all lot of this footage makes the movie proper gussied up for whatever plot point is at hand. But it is the raw footage that shows how no CGI or mechanical crocs were used. It also covers the endless training to get the crocs used to the sets and cameras.\n\nThe crocs successfully, after a while, do ignore the cameras and lights but never their chief tormentor Steve. The crocs act all calm then as soon as action is shouted they go for Steve's jugular like they were starring in a Faces of Death video. The amount of work involved for such a relatively lightweight film is rather awe inspiring.\n\nThe film itself is rather simple. Steve and his wife find various Australian wildlife each more deadly than the last. Wildlife tries to kill Steve. Steve yells crikey. There is also an easily ignorable plot about the CIA or something that makes Kangaroo Jack look like a Charlie Kaufman film.\n\nAnd a warning to impressionable baby boomers, there is a desecration of Elton John's Crocodile Rock by the Baha Men. The DVD even includes a horrible video of same in case you capture some terrorists and need them to talk quick.\n\nOne last note. For no discernible reason the aspect ratio changes when Steve is on screen and when Steve is off screen. So if you're like me and A: You weren't paying enough attention before the film. B: You have a wide screen television. C: Your remote is an all in one affair that could land a Space Shuttle and has become a sentient being. Well needless to say according to witnesses my attempts to \"correct\" this were pretty funny to watch.","Product: In what The Hollywood Reporter calls \"a brilliant debut\", award-winning actor Edward James Olmos sets the screen ablaze with his directorial bow - a powerful, stunning examination of a Latino crime lord, set against a backdrop of prejudice and hopelessness.Olmos stars as Santana, a youth from the streets of East Los Angeles who becomes the leader of the Mexican Mafia behind the gates of Folsom Prison. With his two childhood friends, Santana rules the prison with an iron fist, continuing a vicious cycle from which there is no escape. After serving his sentence, Santana is back on the streets for the first time since his teenage years. But he learns life on the outside is as rough as it is behind bars. For the harsh reality of barrio life and his blood-stained past will not give Santana the chance to turn his back on his former way of life.With a vehement anti-drug and anti-gang theme, American Me is an explosive and unforgettable epic.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Queer Eye for the Prison Guy\n\nReview: American Me: 3/10: In all fairness I have to admit I was expecting more of a gang picture (albeit a serious one) with Mexican overtones rather than a straightforward prison drama.\n\nAmerican Me is a straightforward prison drama.\n\nNobody in this film emotes; and pass the K-Y jelly because there is more guy on guy action in this movie than in the men's room at a Sex in the City wrap party. Add in the bathroom/drug smuggling scenes and you may be squirming in your seat for more reasons than a slow pace.\n\nIn addition, many older actors can play characters in their twenties. Even those that have obvious hairline issues (see the later Porky's movies) seem to pull it off. Edward James Olmos is one man who should never even try. He looks like he was born fifty. He also plays the lead with the charisma of a sullen rock.\n\nIn addition to the miscasting and sodomy, American Me suffers from serious script issues. It simply takes at face value the characters contention that they are king of the world. They are not. It is one thing for the characters themselves to be misguided (as they are most certainly are) but the movie itself seems not to realize what big losers these guys are. Sure, they are king of the cellblock. Hurrah, that is like being voted carnie of the month.\n\nA good first 45 minutes or so quickly melts into under acted pathos (Nobody emotes in this movie, cause they are all tough guys see.) and misguided plot twists (the whole taking on the mob bit was horribly done). The movie just keeps getting worse and worse.\n\nOh and Olmos's character writes poetry; bad rhyming poetry. Yup poetry and anal sex, American Me is one makeover away from its own Bravo series.","Product: this is dvd\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: So Timmy do you like movies about Spartans\n\nReview: The 300 Spartans: 6 out of 10: This is one of those strangely bi-polar movies. 1/2 historical war film 1/2 Gidget goes to ancient Greece. Much like that three-hour opus Midway, there is a romantic subplot completely out of tone with the rest of the film. Diane Baker, who can really act mind you, seems to be channeling a beach party movie in her ill-advised love interest role.\n\nLuckily for the viewer it's all swords and sandals after the first half. For a sixties movie the battles are very well done indeed. The armies are large and the extras are plentiful. The battle is also creative in its use of fire and arrows. This isn't a two guys fighting to the death with fake swords Italian job. This is a battle of entire armies clashing on the screen.\n\nThe location shooting in Greece proper is also a beautiful plus. The sets on the other hand are right out of the original Star Trek series almost to the point you expect Kirk and Spock to pop in any moment violating the prime directive. (This might explain why a Persian commander exclaims the Spartans fight like machines. Machines in ancient Greece? Must have escaped from the zoo.)\n\nThere is also the hilariously historically inaccurate braying about freedom from the Spartan commander. (In reality Sparta was a model for Nazi Germany. And their views on slaves and slave labor would have made a Confederate general blush.) In actuality the Persians foes were the more enlightened of the two.\n\nBut I am nit picking. As long as one can get past the romance, stop expecting Klingons to pop in at any moment and enjoy the hour-long battle at the end. 300 Spartans is a well-done ride.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Core... Good God don't disasters hit the non-tourist areas\n\nReview: The Core: 5 out of 10: Disaster movies always seem to do better when the disaster is local in scope. A city threatened by avalanche, a tower threatened by an inferno, a Poseidon threatened by an adventure, that kind of thing. Earth killer movies are always a harder road.\n\nYou have your 4 standard horseman of the earth disaster; nuclear war, space invaders, plagues (esp. those that create zombies), and meteors. Lately earth killing movies have gotten creative and lets face it stupid, global warming (The Day after Tomorrow), President George W Bush (Fahrenheit 911) and now The Core with it's well' I'm still not sure what broke.\n\nThe core of the earth stopped spinning (not the earth itself mind you) which is causing the electromagnetic field to dissipate. Okay, that sounds serious. So that would cause what exactly? Apparently the movie wasn't all that sure so we get scenes of some the lamest and implausible disasters ever. Let's put two under the scientific microphone shall we.\n\nOne involves birds going all Hitchcock in London due to their inability to navigate using the magnetic field. Okay that may effect the birds ability to fly south (Oh my god the pigeons they're going east!), but even the Mr. Magoo of the avian world wouldn't start flying into statues and buses.\n\nIn another of the all too short montages of disaster a lightning storm destroys the Roman Coliseum. I'm not sure which are more unlikely, lighting striking relatively short rock structure, or the granite exploding when it does. Lightning, last time I checked, was attracted to metal.\n\nBut what would you expect from a movie that puts a giant windshield in a rock-drilling machine (Made with that magic metal Unobtainium). Keep in mind I've only scratched the surface of the silliness.\n\nActing wise Stanley Tucci is a joy, Hillary Swank still kind of looks like a guy, and everyone else is forgettable. The Core is enjoyable in that bad 50's sci-fi kind of way. But they needed more (and more plausible) disasters, and much less well everything else.","Product: From ei Independent Cinema - creators of Lord of the Strings and Carlito's Angels - comes their most spectacular film yet! SpiderBabe is a non-stop, over- the-top action epic and hilarious spoof featuring sexy superheroes, voluptuous villains and outrageous visual fx! ei Cinema starlet Misty Mundae (Lord of the Strings, Play-mate of the Apes) is Patricia Porker, a shy and studious college girl with sweet dreams of romance with a handsome jock. When bitten by her science teacher's genetically engineered arachnid, she gets more than she could have ever wished for! Suddenly transformed into a wall-climbing, building-bounding beauty with superhuman strength, Patricia takes the name 'SpiderBabe' and quickly warms to saving lives and fighting crime in New York City. But little does SpiderBabe know that a sinister arch-enemy is plotting her downfall. Her name is Lucinda Knoxx, a.k.a. The Femtilian (Julian Wells) - a lithe, deadly and delectable evil genius with her own taste for adventure - and she will stop at nothing in her mad quest for global domination. J.J.J.J., curvaceous editor of The Daily Bungle, also has it in for our world wide web-flinger, and she employs a macho reporter and a gorgeous spy to dig deep and get the dirt on SpiderBabe. As superhero and supervillain come to blows, will it be a climactic battle to save Manhattanor will SpiderBabe and Femtilian walk off into the sunset together?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Spiderbabe... Does Whatever a Spider Can?\n\nReview: Spiderbabe: 7 out of 10: It is important to note I am comparing Spiderbabe to other films in the naked lesbian chicks that guys like to watch genre. I am not comparing it to other big budget superhero movies (though it is better than Spiderbabe or Catwoman) or movie parodies (nice to see one without Leslie Nielson though), nope strictly the soft-core lesbian porn for guys genre. In that category, Spiderbabe is certainly well above average.\n\nWhile not as good as say Lord of the G-Strings or Embrace of the Vampire it marks a vast improvement over two recent Misty Mundae films, the equally atrocious Lust for Dracula and New York Wildcats. Unlike those two films, you will not be fast-forwarding through the plot. In Fact unlike those two films, you will not be fast-forwarding throughout the sex scenes either.\n\nSpiderbabe does not suffer from the \"good lord put your clothes back on honey\" third tier actresses that often appear in these films. All the girls here are quite attractive. Yet strangely, since the lesbian sex scenes are not the most inventive ever created and there is no real erotic tension between the characters, it is the filler that stands out the most.\n\nSpiderbabe is a surprisingly expansive point-to-point deconstruction of the first Spiderman movie. Everything from the tryout as a wrestler to the battle with the Green Goblin is given an erotic twist. In addition, you will never guess from where Spiderbabe shoots her web (hint it is not her wrists).\n\nWhile not as funny as G-Strings or erotic as Embrace, Spiderbabe deftly mixes lesbian sex scenes and spot on parody into an entertaining romp. If you like your lesbian porn with humor or for that matter your humor with attractive naked chicks Spiderbabe is for you. Moreover, lets all hope no one does an erotic remake of the Hulk shall we.","Product: used-tape and cover in very good condition\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beyond Re-Animator... Lorena Bobbitt Star Reporter\n\nReview: Beyond Re-Animator: 8 out of 10: If you haven't seen the original Re-Animator drop what your doing and go see it. Re-Animator is simply one the best over the top horror/comedies in existence.\n\nOkay now we got that out of the way, how does this second sequel stack up? While it is no great classic of cinema or even the horror/comedy oeuvre, Beyond Re-Animator is a fun chaotic romp. It contains one of the best prison riots ever filmed, (think Natural Born Killers mixed with Alien 3), the best performance by a severed penis since Street Trash, (I always wondered how severed penises stayed erect. I mean hydraulically speaking' well never mind), and another incredible over the top performance by Jeffery Combs.\n\nCombs is simply the reason to see the film. His Dr Herbert West is older, wiser and as demented as ever. The movie, after a brief prologue, finds Dr. West doing time in one of those prisons Steven Segal is always trying to escape from. He is reanimating rats with homemade equipment in his cell. Soon another young protg comes along and it's time to continue his experiments on humans. West has found a way to stop his reanimated corpses from becoming flesh-eating zombies.\n\nDoes it work? Who are we kidding of course not. As a result severed limbs, heads, torsos, and other (see above) rule the day. Throw in gratuitous female nudity, scientific doublespeak, and day-glo green syringes and we have ourselves a Re-Animator movie. Now I can nitpick about the somewhat slow beginning, the bad dubbing, and the mishandling of the girlfriend/warden scenes. (The movie seems strangely halfhearted about the implicit sadism between the two characters. The director Brian Yunza needed the scenes to be firmer and more explicit.) But whom am I kidding. Beyond Re-Animator is surprisingly fun. Watching the severed limbs gambol about is a riot, and lead Jeffery Combs is so good one wonders why he doesn't make more movies.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dawn of the Dead... Isn't a good remake an oxymoron\n\nReview: Dawn of the Dead (2004): 10 out of 10: I sympathize with the fan boys that feel any remake of Dawn of the Dead is sacrilegious. You get an emotional attachment to films that scared you in your youth. (One on mine is Assault on Precinct 13 that was remade recently and I just know I will be disappointed with the remake. I am still scared of ice cream trucks as a result of seeing that film when I was 9)\n\nRemakes themselves have a well deserved bad reputation. (Easiest movie trivia question: What is the best film remake? The Maltese Falcon of course. That Humphrey Bogart perennial was a remake of a 1931 film of the same name. I'm sure back in 1941 that there were a couple of people complaining that Bogart was no Ricardo Cortez and the ruined the story by taking out the affair and homosexual subplots. The first film after all was a pre-code affair.)\n\nDawn of the Dead is in reality a different movie than the original. This is no shot for shot Psycho remake nor is it the same movie with a glossier CGI coat of paint. It is a faster more intense zombie film. It is one of the best action horror films of the last ten years. The opening twenty minutes in simply one of the scariest action packed sequences I have ever seen. By the time our band of protagonists gets to the mall they are not the only one's catching their breath.\n\nIt becomes a pretty good sized group at the mall and you end up slogging through some slow bits as the zombies eat it down to a more manageable size. The acting is across the board good and the effects are suitably gory and plentiful. Director Zack Snyder wisely dumps much of Romero's sociological subplots and replaces them with a more timely commentary. (Instead of zombies as consumer motif we have shooting undead celebrities. And instead of an outwardly hostile motorcycle gang, we have a more subtle power struggle between the otherwise powerless.)\n\nThe updates honestly work, as a more literal remake would have simply fallen flat. Is Dawn of the Dead better than the original? I won't say. Is it one of the best films of 2004? Yes. Is it better than Romero's own sequel Day of the Dead? Good Lord yes.","Product: Vin Diesel (XXX, The Fast and the Furious) stars in this electrifying special-effects-fueled action spectacular! After years of outrunning ruthless bounty hunters, escaped convict Riddick suddenly finds himself caught between opposing forces in a fight for the future of the human race. Now, waging incredible battles on fantastic and deadly worlds, this lone, reluctant hero will emerge as humanity's champion - and the last hope for a universe on the edge of annihilation. Powered by groundbreaking visual effects and pulse-pounding, thrill-a-minute action, The Chronicles of Riddick is \"a roller coaster ride that leaves you kicking and screaming for more!\" (Hollywood Hotwire)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Chronicles of Riddick... If Mozart wrote a Space Opera!\n\nReview: Chronicles of Riddick: 6 out of 10: This movie reminded me very much of Dune. Not because of the opulent sets and costumes but simply because for the first 30 minutes or so I had absolutely no idea what was going on.\n\nNow keep in mind I saw and loved the previous film Pitch Black (And if there was any justice in Hollywood Pitch Black star Rahda Mitchell would be getting 20 million dollar paychecks and Van Diesel would be doing walk on roles in Colin Farrell vehicles) and I saw that 30-minute anime that was supposed to fill in the plot (needless to say it doesn't).\n\nThe film Dune was criticized for its ponderous 15 minute opening narration and while I wouldn't inflict that particular torture on any other movie some idea of what is going on was clearly in order. Chronicles of Riddick on the other hand starts of mired in confusion. Even for those that had seen the previous film(s).\n\nIt then quickly hits a low point with seizure inducing battle flashes and a little girl melting Riddick's heart in a scene right out of the Grinch that Stole Christmas. But as soon as I was reaching for the eject button the movie strangely morph's into Alien 3 (or Star Trek VI the Undiscovered Country take your pick.)\n\nSee Riddick was going to save Jack the twelve year old girl who pretended to be a boy and now looks and dresses like a supermodel because she is safely located in an otherwise all male prison. Yeah that one kind of lost me too. However the action scenes pick up again and enough back story drifts in so that the biblical/Shakespearian plot comes into focus.\n\nYou see Riddick was born on a planet called Krypton, and then he was placed in the reeds to escape the pharaoh or was it King Herod'. anyway the guy married to Lady MacBeth. No! Not the one with the Billy Ray Cyrus mullet. He was Lady MacBeth's lover Lancelot. See clear as day.\n\nSure the bad guy wears that mask from Amadeus and his troops look like Gwar started a dance troop. But many of the sets and costumes carry the day. The special effects are very well done (with the possible exception of the CGI Hellhounds) and the music certainly could have been worse.\n\nThe basic problem is the three main characters left over from Pitch Black have gotten the warm and fuzzies. I've explained supermodel Jack above and I understand why the Imam character had to be significantly toned down post 9/11 but why change Riddick?\n\nHe hugs puppies (okay Hellhounds) and children. All the appeal of the character from the first movie seems to be missing. He still talks the talk but the walk is very different. Looks like someone lost a pair.","Product: Following her death at the hands of Bullseye, Elektra Natchios, hired assassin skilled in the weapon of the sai, is brought back to life by the Order of the Hand, the ninja assassin group that first trained her. Given an order to kill a man and his teenage daughter, Elektra finds that a conscience is detrimental to life as an assassin.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Elektra... Red Bustier? At least Daredevil had an excuse.... he was blind.\n\nReview: Elektra: 4 out of 10: When people said Jennifer Garner, as Elektra, was the best thing in the movie Daredevil. I'm pretty sure they were mostly damning with faint praise. After all Jennifer, while certainly an attractive female, came across as a sorority pledge playing dress-up on S and M rush night.\n\nIn Elektra she looks even more ridiculous. There have been plenty of great female assassins over the years from the camp of a Bond villain, to the seductiveness of Linda Fiorentino, even the girl next-door deadliness of Bridget Fonda in Point of No Return. Female assassins are a wonderful staple of filmdom, seductive yet deadly. Garner is neither. \"She looks like she is thinking of puppies,\" claimed one reviewer I read and I concur. If the Smurfs were X-rated ninja's, then Garner would still be miscast in Smurfette: Deadly Blue.\n\nHer costumes certainly don't help her cause. You almost have the urge to tell her to put some clothes on and bright red Victoria Secret lingerie just doesn't scream stealth or deadly. Lord knows the rest of this mess doesn't help Garner either.\n\nWhile Terrance Stamp can do no wrong every else seems either miscast or afraid of stealing Garner's thunder. Add on poor special effects, villains that turn into family friendly yellow smoke when killed, ninjas that crash through windows like Army rangers, gas stoves that explode like nuclear weapons, laundry fu, Japanese villains out of a World War 2 propaganda film and my personal favorite the warmest Christmas in Canadian history.\n\nThe movie clearly takes place in the northwest United States or Vancouver. The days are long, everyone is in short sleeves, and Garner takes recreational swims in the lake. (Canadian Lakes are notoriously cold even in August mind you) So when a cherub faced character asks Garner over for Christmas dinner Elektra isn't the only one surprised.\n\nGarner is sexy but when it's time to kill she should either get dressed or let the grown-ups take care of things.","Product: IN 18TH CENTURY ROMANIA, RAYNE, A DHAMPIR (HALF-HUMAN, HALF-VAMPIRE), PRONE TO FITS OF BLIND BLOOD RAGE BUT SADDLED WITH A COMPUNCTION FOR HUMANS, STRIVES TO AVENGE HER MOTHER'S RAPE BY HER FATHER, KAGAN, KING OF VAMPIRES. TWO VAMPIRE HUNTERS PERSUADE HER TO JOIN THEIR CAUSE.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: BloodRayne... Red Rayne is falling down Red Rayne\n\nReview: BloodRayne: 7 out of 10: Uwe Boll is not the next Ed Wood, Not even close. (To every person who blithely claims this is the worst film ever I recommend Raptor Island on the Sci-fi network as a primer on how bad genre films can actual be or perhaps a made for PAX disaster film such as the obviously titled Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke.) Yes Uwe's House of the Dead was a particularity stupid film. I hated it too. But Uwe knows how to point his camera in the general direction of the action and keep the action at a pace that holds ones interest.\n\nBloodRayne is a surprisingly enjoyable genre romp. Yes all the individual criticisms at the film from the bizarre choices in hair pieces and costumes to the silly dialogue are true. But c'mon it's a video game/vampire movie. Really how high are ones expectations going in? For a video game movie it isn't half bad. (Its tons better than say Doom, not as tightly put together as say Resident Evil) Uwe brings a refreshing European sensibility to sex and violence in the movie (In other words plenty of gratuitous nudity and violence). He also makes good use of the Romanian landscape bringing an almost Peter Jackson feel to the proceedings.\n\nAlso in campy side of things it's always fun watching Hollywood professionals ruin careers for the sake of a paycheck. (The way Madsen looks and acts in this movie I wouldn't hire him to do my lawn and Kingsley acts as if he is auditioning for the Mr. Burns role in an upcoming live action Simpson's movie) So Uwe Boll isn't the next Ed Wood more a talentless Paul Verhoeven. Hey at least his films are getting better and BloodRayne is a surprising fun film for those with a less discriminating taste.","Product: Showtime has amassed some of the greatest horror film writers and directors to bring to you the anthology series, \"Masters of Horror.\" For the first time the foremost names in the horror film genre have joined forces for the series consisting of 13 one-hour films each season.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Masters of Horror: Don Coscarelli: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road... Dark Side of The Moonface\n\nReview: Masters of Horror: Don Coscarelli: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road: 8 out of 10: In many ways fifty minutes is the perfect length for a horror movie. Incident certainly has enough plot for a full length feature, but this is a story broken down to its core elements without any unnecessary filler. (It has a bit of a Twilight Zone feel as a result.)\n\nMasters of Horror is that wonderful Showtime series that has produced some great horror films and some guilty pleasures (in particular Clive Barker's Haeckel's Tale). Incident got this anthology series off to a very strong start.\n\nThe film is about a woman that has a car accident on a deserted stretch of rain soaked mountain road. She quickly finds herself perused by a serial killer (dubbed Moonface) who is busy chasing a previous victim. She turns out not to be the damsel in distress that we suspected, as she has had survival training from her boyfriend which the film doles out in flashback. It is also interesting as one can see the progression of her relationship with the boyfriend as it coincides her conflict with Moonface.\n\nDirector Don Coscarielli runs a tight ship with plenty of surprises in both plot and scope. The acting by all is above board with a particular nod to John DeSantis as the serial killer. Moonface, with his chrome teeth, baldhead and big shiny knife; he is such a quality villain that it seems a shame he is in such a small film. Moonface certainly could hold his own with the Jason's and Leatherface's of the world. In fact, he has that childlike quality that made Leatherface such an endearing character,. (Not to mention they share the same interior decorator.)\n\nThe gore is good, the set design is excellent and the movie is simply never boring. Add on a story with depth and layers and you have a very strong start to an excellent series.","Product: In this intensely terrifying horror film, eight explorers who discover a new cave system in Central Asia find themselves trapped and hunted by an unknown presence. When the group's two guides are mysteriously killed off, the members of the team find themselves caught in a fight for their lives as they desperately seek to escape the labyrinths of the cave. With two key members of the team dead, the explorers desperately try to escape and find that their way out has been inexplicably sealed shut. They're trapped inside and the only way to continue is to go deeper into the cave. Miles beneath the surface and surrounded by labyrinths of rock, sand, mud and water, they embark on a fight for their lives hunted by an unknown presence and threatened by divisions from within their own ranks. They charge at a breakneck pace to a frightening and thoroughly startling conclusion.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: The Cavern.... Bad Cave\n\nReview: The Cavern (Within) : 2 out of 10: Blair Witch meets The Cave and gives me a headache.\n\nI have something to ask all film schools, could you please teach future directors how to hold a camera steady. Flailing the camera around like Aunt Betty with 12 drinks is headache inducing.\n\nIn addition, film is primarily a visual medium directors may want to point their camera's in the general direction of the action. Film also requires light to work. Perhaps a light source should be employed so one can see the action on the screen. I know it is a cave movie but there is absolutely nothing frightening about watching pitch blackness for minutes at a time.\n\nFor that matter showing the film upside down doesn't indicate confusion on screen it indicates confusion in the editing booth.\n\nA last note to the director I am sure there was a good reason to have a horribly fake CGI campfire. I honestly, for the life of me, cannot think of one.\n\nNow on to the screenwriter, could you try to make at least one character likable? I would prefer two or more but one decent person I can root for or care about might help. In addition, if you are going to have flashbacks make them relevant to the story.\n\nIf you are going to have a surprise ending it is probably best if it doesn't contradict every single thing that comes before it. In addition, try adding some fancy spelunking terms to a cave movie. You might have wanted to start with spelunking.\n\nThe Cavern is a bad film, poorly shot with a confusing, improbable and anticlimactic ending.","Product: Victor is a young and powerful millionaire who discovers his beautiful wife Elizabeth (Kristy Swanson) is having an affair with his best friend, Roman. In an attempt to get rid of Victor forever, Roman and Elizabeth use a deadly poison to kill him. But when the poison only paralyzes Victor, he awakens to find hes in a morgue. As the poison wears off, Victors anger and rage sends him on a quest to seek revenge on his wife and her lover.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Swanson's Hungry man dinners\n\nReview: Living Death: 5 out of 10: If you ever wondered what Body Heat 2 would look like if remade this year and having Kathleen Turner reprising her original role this movie may clue one in? Kristy Swanson hasn't spent much time on the big screen since the mid-nineties and she looks like she has been eating a lot of her namesakes Hungry Man dinners. Don't get me wrong she is attractive as a full-figured woman it simply was a bit disconcerting after not seeing her for a dozen years or so. She certainly hasn't spent that time fine tuning her thespian craft however as she is defiantly the acting weak point in this little drama.\n\nThe plot has Shannon Tweed/ Tim Matheson written all over it. Abusive do nothing playboy husband is killed by suffering wife and his best friend/lawyer who is now her lover. Only problem is that they choose a poison that if given in the wrong dose only causes the person to appear dead. D'oh.\n\nHe comes back and gets revenge on everyone who wronged him. Sounds like your very standard erotic thriller except it isn't.\n\nThere is no nudity and virtually no sex. The only bondage is the decidedly non-erotic leg breaking kind. This is a straight up horror movie and it puts the pedal to the metal.\n\nMain lead Greg Byrk captures our evil protagonist's hedonism perfectly. (The scene where he snorts coke while playing videogames is a classic.) The revenge isn't fair or just it is bloody and cruel.\n\nThis creates a great vibe in the film as the only guy to root for is a remarkably unlikable rogue. In fact the film has virtually not one likable hero style character giving an almost Bad Santa feel to the proceedings.\n\nThe film picks up the pace about halfway through and never lets go. Not a great film or a genre classic by any means but certainly an entertaining horror film.","Product: Unforgettable with her electrified hairdos and outlandish outfits, Phyllis Diller began her career as \"the world's worst housewife\" and rose to great popularity as she delighted in mocking herself and her \"husband,\" Fang. This award-winning film follows Diller's groundbreaking career from its modest beginnings to her extraordinary success and also explores her off-stage life at home, providing a rare glimpse at the real woman behind the image. The film also goes behind the curtain for this intimate look at the last moments before Diller's final stand-up performance as the comedienne prepares to hang up her wigs after 47 incredible years making people laugh. Fellow comedians Roseanne Barr, David Brenner, Red Buttons, Don Rickles, Rip Taylor, Bonnie Hunt, Lily Tomlin and many more reflect on Diller's powerful legacy.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Goodnight We Love You... Phyllis Diller Sex Tape\n\nReview: Goodnight, We Love You: 5 out of 10: This collection of Phyllis Diller sex tapes is somewhat disappointing. Often filmed in that awful night vision green it is hard to make out the action. In addition, Miss Diller rarely takes on more than one man at a time (except for the Catalina Island orgy) and her only lesbian scene (with Elaine Boosler) is all to brief.\n\nPhyllis of course was a famous sex kitten who had myriad affairs with such luminaries as Troy Donahue and Anwar Sadat. In fact, Sadat's last words 'Phyllis it was always you' is often misquoted... okay okay I kid I kid\n\nFans of Phyllis Diller will be pleased... Fans of elderly woman checking into moderate hotel suites will be in heaven. Goodnight, We Love you does beg a few questions. The primarily one is should you allow your stalker to film your biography. To describe director Gregg Barson as fawning is to completely underestimate his obsequious servitude towards Miss Diller. Honestly, it is more than a bit creepy.\n\nNot that celebrities interviewed are any less ingratiating. Not one expresses surprise that Diller is still alive and the kind words flow as if they were giving an encomium rather than personal insights. I understand that is human nature to say something nice but after the twentieth or so collection of hosannas, Don Rickles' sneering come across as a breath of fresh air rather than the senile rambling it actually is.\n\nIn fact, Rickles' own recent documentary 'Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project' would make a nice companion piece for this film\n\nDiller's Guinness Book awarding rapid-fire delivery is well covered here and a reunion of her personal assistants is the highlight of the film. I wish there was more of the personal stories and less generic celebrity praising. There is also not enough actual stand-up in the film itself as a result the companion disk of her last live performance is a welcome addition.\n\nA nice enough film for Diller fans but one should check their blood sugar levels before watching.","Product: An action-filled sci-fi disaster film in the vein of Dante's Peak, Magma: Volcanic Disaster centers around unexplainable volcanic activity which threatens the world's population. A team of scientists set out to gather the evidence needed to convince government officials that the end is near and devise a plan to potentially prevent Armageddon.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Rotten at the Core\n\nReview: Magma: Volcanic Disaster: 5 out of 10: The always watchable Xander Berkley (24) and the impish Amy Jo Johnson (Pink Power Ranger) lead a surprisingly solid cast down made for television disaster movie hell.\n\nWith Made for TV disaster movies the questions are not how good are certain elements but how mind numbingly awful will these elements be. Stack the deck with the terrifying fact this is a made for Sci-fi Channel Disaster movie (Only PAX is worse) and anything above pure pain is a feat of cinematic luck. This is not pure pain.\n\nAs I said the leads were watchable and the screenplay liked to actually kill off characters on screen which is a nice touch. In addition Amy Jo Johnson's attempts to simultaneously bed Xander Berkley and save his marriage were more entertaining than anything else in the movie. (Usually in disaster movies these subplots put the \"T\" in tedium.) Alas the rest of the movie is a true disaster and both the screenwriter and the effects/sets departments share blame. First off all most natural disasters are not caused by man. Perhaps a look near a dictionary for the definition of natural might clear this up.\n\nThe idea that nuclear testing and chemical waste is polluting the core of the earth (it's solid by the way and starts about 400 miles below the surface) causing it to expand is not the most ridiculous premise for a movie (that is shared by this film's bigger sister The Core, The Day After Tomorrow and Sixteen Candles) but it is close.\n\nAs for the special effects guys I know the CGI lava looks bad and the model subs are wanting but if you're going to put the characters in a lava tunnel perhaps one without actual lights attached on the walls would be better. And what kind of underground mine was that anyway? It looked like a Styrofoam tunnel house.\n\nThe movie simply falls apart at the end with nuclear weapons once again coming to the rescue and a Yellowstone finale which was one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Magma is average in a field where the competition is awful.","Product: Sione is getting married. But there's a problem. Well, there are actually 4 problems...Sione's brother, Michael and his 3 best friends, Albert, Stanley, and Sefa; the ladies' man, the good boy, the weird one, and the party boy. They're 30-something, but t\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Android Apocalypse... It's the end of the movie and I feel fine\n\nReview: Android Apocalypse: 4 out of 10: Well it did not make me want to poke my eyes out with a dull fork... so it has that going in its favor.\n\nDateline the future... Phoenix is a domed city surrounded by a horrifying wasteland. (Kind of like now) Humans are in short supply so androids that look exactly like humans do most of the work. Our mullet wearing racist (androidist?) hero loses his shoveling things job to an android. A few eighties flashback fistfights later and he finds himself on the run through the wasteland handcuffed to an android. (Joey Lawrence of Blossom of all people.)\n\nThe leads are actually quite good and it is unusual for white trash to be a hero in these (or any) type of films. That is a nice change of pace. The story on the other hand is pretty awful. For example the ending is so truncated they either ran out of money or forgot the whole apocalypse promise of the title.\n\nWhile Lawrence does his best data impersonation, the other androids are all over the map. Many of them emote more than their human counterparts, while others are clearly the same five grips wearing facemasks.\n\nSet design also needs work. The prison is clearly a factory. The humans headquarters is a glorified office park complete with fernage. (I was having Overdrawn at the Memory Bank flashbacks) In addition, items such as blankets with do not remove tags and Jeep Cherokees litter the film.\n\nOverall a decent if slow Sci-fi time waster. Just do not get you hopes up for an apocalypse.","Product: Once again blood flows in the streets of Kanto. The eternal fate that has been handed down for over 1800 years is now being fought by ancient warriors who have been reincarnated into the students of the seven top schools. One such student, Hakufu Sonsaku, arrives on the scene and is rumored to be the legendary Shou Haou (The one who is said to be the one to defeat many in battle). But can this blonde air-head with the overly-endowed assets actually be the legendary Shou-Haou?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ikki Tousen... Romance Of The Three Kingdoms with Panty Shots.\n\nReview: Ikki Tousen: 8 out of 10: The term fan service is thrown around a lot when people discuss Anime. Ikki Tousen is the greatest (or worst) example of blatant fan service I have seen outside of a pornographic Hentai.\n\nOne could easily watch the first few episodes and could think that blatant and somewhat creepy fan service is all Ikki Tousen offers, but something funny happened I got drawn into the story.\n\nIn an alternate universe High Schools exist for fighting tournaments. The students wear teardrops shaped earrings that contain the essence of warriors from the Three Kingdoms period in China (also known as called the Six Dynasties) that followed the loss of de facto power by the Han Dynasty emperors. Each character in Ikki Tousen is predestined to the fate of their respective warrior.\n\nSo a history lesson is mixed in between the shots of leave nothing to the imagination white panties. Does that really excuse a grown man watching topless high school girls beat each other up?... Probably not no.\n\nThe animation is rudimentary and the episodes can be a touch repetitive. There is also that guy blushing sex humor I despise. Nevertheless, as soon as I start to fail to warm to the episodes something dramatic happens too break the pattern (The lesbian rape in Episode 6 Roku is a particular game changer.)\n\nSo if you enjoy a good Anime and do not currently appear on any sex offender lists I can highly recommend Ikki Tousen. Give it a few episodes you may be drawn into the history and characterization. Alternatively, you might just be a sick in the head... different strokes and all that.","Product: Ami (Minase Yashiro, in her film debut) is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies' association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother (Asami) of her brother's slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop, over-the-top kill fest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies. Special Features: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Original U.S. Trailer. Audio: English dub, original Japanese language with English subtitles.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Machine Girl... \"Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads\"\n\nReview: Machine Girl (Kataude mashin gru): 7 out of 10: People in Japan must have very high blood pressure. They don't bleed in Machine Girl, as much as they outright gush gallons of the red stuff. The effect is so over the top it adds a sense of outrageous humor to what could have been a fairly grim affair. After all the story concerns a college girl who gets a prosthetic weapon attached to her elbow after a member of the Yakuza amputates her lower arm to disused her from investigating the suiciding of her younger brother.\n\nThis quick synopsis actually understates the depravity our heroine undergoes before she gets all Death Wish on anyone with a shiny business suit.\n\nOur Rick Allenesqe heroine is played by the delightful and delicious Japanese model/actress Minase Yashiro. In fact one of the movies strong points is a quite attractive cast wearing schoolgirl outfits and camo like some cosplayers wet dream. Mono-named Asami and Honoka join Yashiro to round out the attractive female cast.\n\nMachine Girl however never really hooks the viewer emotionally. It is all so over the top and cartoonish. Exploitation films often benefit from allowing the audience to get emotionally involved with the characters (Think Mad Max or Savage Streets). I don't blame the actresses in this case; I simply think the script could have taken a breather from the silliness to add some much needed poignancy.\n\nThe entire film plays like an overlong Monty Python skit. It has great set pieces, decent special effects and enough fetish material to keep a Chaku-ero fan in his basement for a week. It simply doesn't tell a compelling story, nor does it allow one to become attached to any of the characters involved.\n\nThat said however, I simply cannot dislike a film that features a bra made out of industrial drills. So turn you mind off, send the misses out shopping and enjoy.","Product: In 1998, four childhood buddies with a shared love of all things Star Wars reunite for one final, hilarious odyssey. Their insane plan: a cross-country road trip to storm George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch and steal a copy of Episode I before it's released. With the police, a crew of angry Trekkies, and a crazy pimp hot on their trail, what could possibly go wrong? Featuring Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury), Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder), and Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), plus a slew of hysterical surprise cameos, the Force IS strong with this one! (Brian Gallagher, MovieWeb)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fanboys... Being a fan means never having to say you're sorry.\n\nReview: Fanboys: 5 out of 10: The back-story behind this film is much more interesting than what appears on the screen. It seems in a galaxy far far away the evil Harvey 'Darth' Weinstein wanted to cut out the main plot of this movie. (Kid dying of cancer wants to see Star Wars Episode One before he dies.) The rebel alliance (Director Kyle Newman) fought a guerilla battle against Harvey and won so the film is now released with the Linus dying of cancer subplot intact.\n\nWell, since the movie itself seems too conveniently ignore the Linus cancer plot at regular intervals, (Chris Marquette who plays Linus looks like he is about to run a triathlon rather than someone with a fatal illness. He is like a male Ali McGraw) one can be excused to ponder what the hubbub was about.\n\nIn actuality the cancer subplot was the second most ridiculous story line in the film with the first being Sam Huntington's quest to not inherit his fathers 12 car dealerships... cause becoming a multimillionaire overnight means abandoning your dreams of drawing comic books?\n\nFanboys is funny in spots and has some great performances including Kristen Bell as the perfect geek girl and Dan Fogler who is the spiritual reincarnation of Curtis Armstrong (Booger from Revenge of the Nerds) and great cameos including William Shatner.\n\nThe main leads (Marquette and Huntington) are charisma free drips however and the movie suffers from an overall sloppiness. For example it takes place in 1998 yet is chock full of items that simply did not exist back then (IMDB has a nice list here). Getting the poster of Darth Vader wrong, (It is the version from Episode 3) or having a scene in a comic book store with modern comics visible on the shelves seems like small things. However, this is a movie for fanboys. If there is one group that would notice such sloppiness it is they.\n\nOverall a hit or miss road comedy with a Star Wars veneer, Fanboys is well meaning but not really worth the time.","Product: Ami (Minase Yashiro, in her film debut) is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies' association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother (Asami) of her brother's slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop, over-the-top kill fest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies. Special Features: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Original U.S. Trailer. Audio: English dub, original Japanese language with English subtitles.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Machine Girl... \"Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads\"\n\nReview: Machine Girl (Kataude mashin gru): 7 out of 10: People in Japan must have very high blood pressure. They don't bleed in Machine Girl, as much as they outright gush gallons of the red stuff. The effect is so over the top it adds a sense of outrageous humor to what could have been a fairly grim affair. After all the story concerns a college girl who gets a prosthetic weapon attached to her elbow after a member of the Yakuza amputates her lower arm to disused her from investigating the suiciding of her younger brother.\n\nThis quick synopsis actually understates the depravity our heroine undergoes before she gets all Death Wish on anyone with a shiny business suit.\n\nOur Rick Allenesqe heroine is played by the delightful and delicious Japanese model/actress Minase Yashiro. In fact one of the movies strong points is a quite attractive cast wearing schoolgirl outfits and camo like some cosplayers wet dream. Mono-named Asami and Honoka join Yashiro to round out the attractive female cast.\n\nMachine Girl however never really hooks the viewer emotionally. It is all so over the top and cartoonish. Exploitation films often benefit from allowing the audience to get emotionally involved with the characters (Think Mad Max or Savage Streets). I don't blame the actresses in this case; I simply think the script could have taken a breather from the silliness to add some much needed poignancy.\n\nThe entire film plays like an overlong Monty Python skit. It has great set pieces, decent special effects and enough fetish material to keep a Chaku-ero fan in his basement for a week. It simply doesn't tell a compelling story, nor does it allow one to become attached to any of the characters involved.\n\nThat said however, I simply cannot dislike a film that features a bra made out of industrial drills. So turn you mind off, send the misses out shopping and enjoy.","Product: In 1998, four childhood buddies with a shared love of all things Star Wars reunite for one final, hilarious odyssey. Their insane plan: a cross-country road trip to storm George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch and steal a copy of Episode I before it's released. With the police, a crew of angry Trekkies, and a crazy pimp hot on their trail, what could possibly go wrong? Featuring Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury), Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder), and Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), plus a slew of hysterical surprise cameos, the Force IS strong with this one! (Brian Gallagher, MovieWeb)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fanboys... Being a fan means never having to say you're sorry.\n\nReview: Fanboys: 5 out of 10: The back-story behind this film is much more interesting than what appears on the screen. It seems in a galaxy far far away the evil Harvey 'Darth' Weinstein wanted to cut out the main plot of this movie. (Kid dying of cancer wants to see Star Wars Episode One before he dies.) The rebel alliance (Director Kyle Newman) fought a guerilla battle against Harvey and won so the film is now released with the Linus dying of cancer subplot intact.\n\nWell, since the movie itself seems too conveniently ignore the Linus cancer plot at regular intervals, (Chris Marquette who plays Linus looks like he is about to run a triathlon rather than someone with a fatal illness. He is like a male Ali McGraw) one can be excused to ponder what the hubbub was about.\n\nIn actuality the cancer subplot was the second most ridiculous story line in the film with the first being Sam Huntington's quest to not inherit his fathers 12 car dealerships... cause becoming a multimillionaire overnight means abandoning your dreams of drawing comic books?\n\nFanboys is funny in spots and has some great performances including Kristen Bell as the perfect geek girl and Dan Fogler who is the spiritual reincarnation of Curtis Armstrong (Booger from Revenge of the Nerds) and great cameos including William Shatner.\n\nThe main leads (Marquette and Huntington) are charisma free drips however and the movie suffers from an overall sloppiness. For example it takes place in 1998 yet is chock full of items that simply did not exist back then (IMDB has a nice list here). Getting the poster of Darth Vader wrong, (It is the version from Episode 3) or having a scene in a comic book store with modern comics visible on the shelves seems like small things. However, this is a movie for fanboys. If there is one group that would notice such sloppiness it is they.\n\nOverall a hit or miss road comedy with a Star Wars veneer, Fanboys is well meaning but not really worth the time.","Product: Oscar winning director Alex Gibney presents a probing look into the uncanny life of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson inventor of gonzo journalism and author of the landmark Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Accompanied by an iconic soundtrack, this fast moving, wildly entertaining film addresses the major touchstones in Thompson s life from his intense and ill fated relationship with the Hell s Angels to his deep involvement in Senator George McGovern s 1972 presidential election.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Gonzo The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson...Buy the ticket, take the ride.\n\nReview: Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: 6 out of 10: Is Hunter S Thompson any more relevant to modern journalism than Joe Namath is to modern football? After all, both were men of their times. In addition, both faded badly by the mid-seventies. Thompson's early work is excellent (a copy of \"The Proud Highway\" sits on my bookshelf) and reached its pinnacle with Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72.\n\nA mere three years later Rolling Stone publisher Jenn Warner had become so fed up with Thompson he basically tried to have him killed.\n\nAs [...] puts it \"Then, early one evening in March 1975, Hunter was watching a nightmarish film of the evacuation of Da Nang on the evening news. The phone rang, and Hunter picked it up. It was Wenner, saying, \"How would you like to go to Vietnam?\" Hunter could not resist. The collapse of the American empire was a happening tailor-made for his talents. Within days, he was heading out over the Pacific. He arrived in Saigon hours after Thieu's palace had been bombed and staffed by his own Air Force. For a man who lived with the conviction that the world was going to end next Monday, this was an especially ominous portent. Thompson had the sense of \"walking into a death camp.\" This was it. He would never get out alive. As it turned out, the fate that was in store for him was even worse. Thompson discovered that, even as he was on his way to Vietnam, Wenner had taken him off retainer - in effect, fired him - and with the retainer went his staff benefits, including health and life insurance.\" Also leaving him no way out of Vietnam... a one-way ticket if you will.\n\nDude that is cold...\n\nAnd that is the very nature of the problem with this documentary. Why is not this story mentioned? Who knows? It certainly was a turning point in Thompsons life (He apparently became more withdrawn and paranoid afterwards... understandably so)\n\nGonzo is a pollyanna look at Thompson. The abuse of his first marriage gets a glancing look and all the interviewees (Including Jimmy Carter, Pat Buchanan and Jenn Werner) seem hesitant to speak ill of the dead.\n\nThe fact that in a few short years Thompson turned from a well-respected writer into a Muppet and Doonesbury cartoon is not covered well. The fact is mentioned but the reasons are glossed over. It is as if the film is worried that by mentioning his failures it will reduce his significance.\n\nYet, I would argue that Thompson's effect on Journalism is larger than he gets credit for. Reporters nowadays often ignore facts, concentrating instead on how events make them feel. Anderson Cooper crying during the Hurricane Katrina coverage threatened to become a bigger story than the storm itself. (He was not helped when fellow Mensa candidate Wolf Blitzer said \"You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals'many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black\")\n\nThe documentary never really focuses on this aspect either. Gonzo seems to fear pulling back any of the masks its subject wears presumably scared of what it might find. Gonzo would have been better served concentrating on one period of time and focusing its energies.\n\nThat said, for those unfamiliar with Hunter S Thompson outside of his Muppet form this is a good start. Moreover, if it gets people to read his early work so much the better.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: State of Play... Gary Condit action figure not included.\n\nReview: State of Play: 6 out of 10: State of Play is two hour plus big budget thriller without one memorable scene and only one memorable performance. The memorable performance is Helen Mirren who brightens up the screen whenever she appears. The rest of the performances are more stereotypes than individual characters.\n\nRussell Crowe plays a reporter for a Washington Post stand-in. He looks and act like the stereotypical beat reporter. His best friend is Congressman Ben Affleck who is your standard movie congressional representative (Noble but battling demons.) He is caught in an affair with a now dead staffer and his best friend is on the case. Tagging along with Crowe is neophyte cub reporter Rachel McAdams who Jimmy Olsens it up despite the fact she is a lead blogger at a major national newspaper. Robin Wright Penn plays Affleck's cuckolded wife and seems to be in a different movie than the rest of the cast.\n\nMirren is the newspapers publisher and gets the films best lines, which she dishes, with aplomb. Everyone else seems to be playing along at half speed. For a thriller there is a strange lack of action or tension. The twists seemed preordained and the characters behave exactly as they are programmed.\n\nThe film certainly has star power and a big budget but it simply does not seem to know what to do with it. Part of the problem is that it is condensed from a 2003 British mini-series of the same name. Condensing the 300 minutes of plot into 120 or so minutes leaves little room for character development or nuance. The players seem to be quickly checking of plot boxes.\n\nThe films other big problem is that it is a overwrought love letter to the newspaper business, including groan worthy dialogue about the magnanimous printed fourth estate and an end title sequence that can only be described as porn for publishers.\n\nSomewhat entertaining and yet eminently forgettable State of Play is worth a look. Just do not expect that good a time.","Product: In the early days of the 20th Century, an expedition led by Dr. Samuel Jordon traveled deep into the Grand Canyon in search of a long-rumored hidden city. The entire team disappeared. But when Jordon’s archaeologist daughter Susan (Shannen Doherty) leads a rescue party into the uncharted valley, she will discover an ancient civilization ruled by savage warriors, human sacrifice and a mythological monster that feeds on carnage. Even if the explorers can survive the deadly trials of the Aztecs, will they find a way to escape the ultimate ritual of evil? Michael Shanks and JR Bourne of STARGATE SG-1 co-star in this top-rated Sci Fi Original Movie from the producer of SANDS OF OBLIVION and THE FALLEN ONES.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon... Some things should stay lost.\n\nReview: The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon: 1 out of 10: Well, I was two minutes into the film and my girlfriend jinxed us. 'Hey you know this movie isn't that bad'. I turned pale' real pale. You don't tempt the Gods like that. Not with a made for Sci-fi Channel movie. Not one where the lead is Shannen Doherty. The words barely left my girlfriend's mouth, and a CGI puppet began sliming a Frat Boy in a diaper. The Horror'. The Horror.\n\nIf I am going to start somewhere, I have to start with the Frat Boys in diapers. The movie claims these are Aztecs still hidden in the Grand Canyon at the end of the 19th century. (I know I know) Apparently, they have been hiding from the white man for many years. Not to mention the Havasupai and the Painte and the Pai and the tourists at the Upper Canyon Ranch and perhaps the boys in blue down at Ft. Mohave.\n\nAnyway, this lost tribe of Aztecs, like some Japanese WW2 sniper still hiding in a palm tree in 1971, is hidden in the Grand Canyon. What seems stranger is that they consist almost entirely of a hereto thou undiscovered group of Aztecs who look like white college football players wearing diapers (well more of a mawashi) and war paint. I am all in favor of multicultural casting, but I can't believe that it isn't a little insensitive to portray Native Americans as, well, extras in a Fire Island movie.\n\nHold on a second, Fire Island Movie????' The men are all buff and practically naked. The two women are wearing pants and done up to look twice their age. The monster spews slime on the buff boys for no good reason. Oh God, no, it's Jeepers Creepers 2 all over again. The homoerotic horror film strikes again.\n\nNow, I'm not sure that the over the top homoeroticism is director Farhad Mann's doing (or even intentional), but Mann is responsible for both Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace as well as Return to Two Moon Junction, so with a track record like that I am prepared to blame him for a Swine Flu outbreak, let alone this film.\n\nSo what else went wrong? Well, the Quetzalcoatl design is all wrong (he looks like a puppet) and his CGI is bad by even the very low Sci-fi Channel standards. The sets look like Kirk and Spock are going to beam down at any moment. Half the explorers are grossly overweight; an unlikely condition in the far west wilderness that distance from a Wal-Mart. As noted above Shannen Doherty, who isn't even forty, looks forty-five; and Heather Doerksen, who isn't even thirty, looks fifty. Finally, they have a five minute flashback at the end that repeats the entire film.\n\nBut let's face it, buff white frat boys in diapers getting slimed from off camera and pretending to be Indians? Yeah, that is just all sorts of wrong.","Product: Academy Award winner CUBA GOODING JR. (Best Supporting Actor, Jerry Maguire, 1996) battles for mankind's survival in this action-packed, apocalyptic horror thriller. When the scientist (RON PERLMAN)leading a top-secret Middle Eastern archeological site goes missing, an elite military unit is sent on a search and rescue mission. Descending deep below civilization, Captain Mack (GOODING JR.) and his team soon find themselves face-to-face with an ancient evil. An evil that may not be of this world. Co-starring RON PERLMAN (Hellboy), TARYN MANNING (Hustle ' Flow), RAY WINSTONE (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) and punk rock legend HENRY ROLLINS (Heat).\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Sealed Evil In A Can\n\nReview: The Devil's Tomb: 4 out of 10: Not since \"Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke\" has a movie's title rendered about eighty percent of the plot development mute. Dumbass spoiler alert... Hey, the mysterious underground archeological site turns out to be a tomb. Whose tomb you ask? (IN MY BEST CHURCH LADY VOICE) \"Could it be Satan???\".\n\nOkay so The Devil's Tomb is a remake of Prince of Darkness, but instead of Donald Pleasence we have the Space Marines from Aliens after a tragic mass lobotomization. Now I do realize that not every single American soldier is a fully-fledged genius; but honestly how any of these thunderheads managed to make it through basic training without throwing the pin is anyone's guess. (When you pull a pin on a grenade, you theoretically have a choice to throw one of two things. Most people choose the grenade part.) The characterization of the soldiers is simply not believable. This starts the film on a shakey foundation from which it never fully recovers. Not that things improves all that much when the mumbo-jumbo starts.\n\nThis is a shame because the acting is overall up to the task. Now when you have Cuba Gooding Jr., Ray Winstone, Ron Perlman and even Taryn Manning (who really surprised me with a fun performance.); you are going to have the potential for some decent acting. Throw in a fun Henry Rollins as a priest of all things and an over the top performance by Bill Moseley and you have one of the best-acted B movies this year. In a large cast only only Franky G drops the ball, in a horribly written role, as the dumb muscle.\n\nThe direction is by Jason Connery, who is best known* as Bennington in the TV Series \"Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!\". The direction is serviceable, though he really needed a military advisor on set; or, at the very least, someone who has played paintball. The poor soldiers did not seem to know what to do with their rifles and kept pointing them at each other. In addition, if you are firing a kill shot you may want to line it up AWAY from the hostage.\n\nSpecial effects and set design are competent. Heck there is even a lesbian subplot that threatens to make the movie interesting (Though the script drops the ball on that as well.) If you can get through the first twenty minutes without your eyes rolling out of your head, The Devil's Tomb becomes a collection of interesting performances looking for a purpose. And figuring out who is buried in the Devil's Tomb will not keep most people entertained. (And no it isn't Ulysses S Grant).\n\n*He is also the son of Scottish actor Sean Connery who played the old Spaniard in the Highlander movies during the Eighties.","Product: One of the slithering, genetically enhanced anaconda offspring has regenerated to live on in this next action-packed chapter of the Anaconda series. The dying mogul, Murdoch, hires a doctor to harvest a fresh supply of blood orchids and experiment with the regenerative nectar on a baby snake. Overnight, the offspring grows monstrous enough in size and appetite to devour the good doctor whole, before slithering free on a regenerative rampage. The beautiful herpetologist, Amanda, dedicated to destroying the vicious beasts she helped create, leads a team of young scientists against a ruthless pack of Murdoch's armed thugs to get the coveted orchids before the snake hunts both factions down. The bloodthirsty offspring is seemingly invincible, sliding through explosions and gunfire only to regenerate and prey insatiably on anything in its path.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Anaconda 4 Trail of Blood... So Cosmo says you're fat\n\nReview: Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood: 4 out of 10: Anaconda 4 has some surprisingly effective scenes in its 88 minutes.\n\nThere is a car chase towards the end of the film; first of all, the snake is chasing a car all the while a gun fight erupts among the passengers and an intruder. There is also a silhouetted chase on a sunset drenched hill between three groups of characters that have no prior knowledge of each other with the snake in the mix. Heck, there are even some tender moments between an older gun toting woman and a blond man-child lost in the woods as a snake watches them.\n\nMuch like a previous incarnation, (Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Red Orchid) this movie comes awfully close to not needing the snake at all. In fact it, dare I say it, a removal of the anaconda may have made Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood a slightly better film.\n\nThe non-snake stuff is fairly simple. John Rhys-Davies, in full \"pick up a paycheck\" mode, is a bad guy with bone cancer who has financed a cure which involves genetically altering snakes. He hires a hit man (who brings along six friends who cannot shoot straight and twirl their mustaches) to inexplicably kill the lead scientist (who has disappeared, translation: has been eaten.) The assassin is also asked to kill a blond chick played by Crystal Allen. She acts like an old west gunslinger but is apparently a herpetologist. The blond chick meanwhile is setting explosives in an orchid bed located in one of those ridiculously well lit caves with light bulbs placed at foot long intervals, burning 24/7. She runs into what appears to be a fifteen year old boy whom immediately becomes her love interest in a weird Private Lessons kind of twist. He is looking for the base camp where some other unrelated (non-giant snake creating) scientists are digging up a frozen body out of a UFO or something.\n\nLike I said the snakes are almost crowded out of their own movie. It is probably for the best. While the CGI is better than many other killer snake movies this is damning with faint praise indeed. The snakes in question don't look like anacondas or even snakes at all. Replacing shark fins with bear claws does not make the shark scarier. And giving anacondas silly rows of oversized teeth and the ability to regenerate like the T-1000 (Terminator 2 Judgement Day) does not make them any scarier.\n\nOh, and while I picked on the first movie for having anacondas in a jungle, they are after all swamp and marsh dwellers; and picked on the second movie for having them in Borneo, which is in Asia last I checked; I don't have words to begin to describe the jaw-dropping silliness of Anacondas in Romania. The Carpathians in fall do not create the proper snake attack vibe unless it is a 60 foot cottonmouth. Also a note to the Sci-fi Channel: If I see 'Bear-Shark Claws of Death' on your channel anytime soon I'm coming after you guys. I'm just giving a friendly warning here.","Product: Tom Berenger (\"Into the West\"), Luke Perry (\"Beverly Hills, 90210\") and Krista Allen (TV's \"What About Brian\") face off against a slithering mass of lethal and aggressive snakes in this heart-stopping thrill ride set hundreds of feet below sea level. Lieutenant Commander O'Neill's (Perry) orders were simple: Pilot a retired submarine to its final port and don't get into trouble. But when he and his crew are diverted to rescue an imperiled Army research team, trouble is exactly what they find. \"Running silent\" in their unarmed sub to avoid detection by a hostile fleet, they bring the researchers and their top-secret cargo aboard. But when that cargo - including two genetically enhanced leviathans - escapes captivity, the crew find themselves battling deadly enemies above the surface and below foot in this fast-paced film filled with biting action and slithering suspense!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Silent Venom... Dissonant Serenity\n\nReview: Silent Venom: 2 out of 10: One of the major plot points of Tim Burton's fine 1989 Batman rendition was the Joker poisoning Gotham's household products. You see, if you used a certain combination of products, a rigor-mortis like smile would appear upon your face.\n\nI am bringing up the Joker's nefarious scheme for two reasons.\n\nA: To avoid talking about Silent Venom; this film is a horrible example of the 'Giant CGI Snake Monster' genre. A genre itself, which is travelling into the abyss at a remarkable rate of speed; all the while new Giant CGI Snake Monster' movie releases seem to be increasing exponentionally.\n\nB: I was hoping for a rational explanation of what is wrong with actor Krista Allen. Now Krista is still popular among a legion of Sci-Fi and B movie fans. Whether that is due to her competent performance as Tully in Feast, or perhaps young lads overhearing his Grandfather's discussion of her charms in Emmanuelle 3-7 The Space Years; (It was the early nineties, a different time. Men wore pants shaped like parachutes and won Middle East Wars in a matter of weeks. )\n\nKrista Allen did something to herself. Facing forty in a year or two, she either pumped up the lips or raised the face or something. Whatever it was, it went wrong, very wrong\n\nShe is smiling now. No really, it is now her only emotion. No matter what the scene she has, that silly grin is plastered on her face. She could be reciting the end to Steel Magnolias and she would still be standing there, grinning like a loon.\n\nIn addition, Kristy Allen does not show her tits. Normally I would not mention this; but she is a former Emmanuel, and boldly announced during the film that she is going to take a shower, only to never follow up with an actual shower scene. In addition, and let us face this sad truth, with that one facial expression and limited acting skills to begin with; tits are pretty much her last remaining asset.\n\nSo how is the rest of the film? The oversized CGI snakes and the puppet snakes are somewhat cute in a Puff the Magic Dragon kind of way. However, they have limited screen time. The real snakes would be scary to find in ones bathtub, but lose some of their fear factor while on screen. The plot with a US submarine in Chinese waters filled with magic snakes is well' forgettable. They are no other actors of note; except for Luke Perry who acts as if he is late on a car payment and clearly wishes he were anywhere else; Tom Berenger who looks like he gained 300 pounds; and John L. Curtis who plays the XO and seems to be in a different and much better film.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I have been gypped\n\nReview: Drag Me to Hell: 4 out of 10: Great another movie that achieved universal critical acclaim that I did not enjoy. Oh make matters worse it is a horror film (which almost never achieves universal acclaim and which I love) and is by director Sam Raimi whom I genuinely enjoy.\n\nDrag me to Hell is all about gypsy curses. In the tradition of the superior Thinner and Buffy the Vampire Slayer our heroine Alison Lohman is a bank manager who turns down a third extension on an old gypsy's house mortgage causing her to lose the home.. (Lohman is eyeing a promotion and her boss told her to be tough) The Gypsy in question attacks Lohman (in the films best scene) and then places a curse on her. She has three days to get rid of the curse or she will literally be dragged to hell.\n\nIn those three days, the demon in question will torment Lohman, so far so good. Then the movie falls of the rails. Lohman does something so horrific and unnecessary to get rid of the curse she becomes a Black Hat extraordinaire. Now a twist like that certainly can work if the film acknowledges it, but Raimi keeps his cards too close to the vest.\n\nIt quickly comes apparent that Lohman, despite acting as a younger, blonder, more innocent Kirsten Dunst, is the most evil thing in the film. The film simply does not really pull this switcheroo off or may not even realize it on some level.\n\nThe main fault lies with the lead performance of Alison Lohman who seems to skip through the movie with one confused expression, another confused expression and a decent scream. Raimi knows his buttons too well and fixates on violating the chaste Loman's mouth with flies, maggots, blood, fists, entire arms, and in the most disgusting thing ever; an old ladies mouth without her dentures.\n\nLoman cannot pull off a fun evil so instead she is more the brain-dead banal evil. This is a role that requires a Linda Ferrentino style touch. I simply do not think Loman had the chops for the role.\n\nThe films tone is strange as well. Many scenes are clearly tongue in cheek (a giant anvil held by a rope for instance) but others are so horrific (The aforementioned horrible act that shall not be named) that it takes one out of the story.\n\nThe rest of the cast is decent with Justin Long giving a particularly strong performance as the really nice guy with the evil girlfriend from hell. (Well going to hell... you know what I mean.) Long is best known as the Apple guy and the film keeps sticking him in front of Apple product placements handicapping his effectiveness.\n\nThere is also some strangely bad CGI in the mix. While Raimi really knows how to push the gross-out buttons and the jump scares, he would have been better off with some old school effects.\n\nOverall I am beyond disappointed. Nevertheless, I guess once again I will be that guy who didn't like the film everyone else loved. It is 'Rushmore' all over again.","Product: Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann star in this seriously funny film from writer-director Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up). When famous comedian George Simmons (Sandler) is given a second chance at a new beginning, he and his assistant, a struggling comedian, Ira (Rogen), return to the places and people that matter mostincluding the stand-up spots that gave him his start and the girl that got away (Mann). Co-starring Jonah Hill, Eric Bana and Jason Schwartzman, its the film critics cheer is uproariously funny! (Sonny Bunch, The Washington Times)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Funny People... Smart Movie\n\nReview: Funny People: 8 out of 10: What is amazing about Funny people is considering its set-up and storyline it manages to deftly dodge a veritable minefield of bathos laid out before it. The story is about comedian, who is super rich after a string of really bad comedies (Adam Sandler playing himself), finds he has version of leukemia and well is going to die soon. Therefore, he reflects back on his life makes amends and chases the girl that got away with the help of new assistant, a thin Seth Rogen.\n\nYes, it is what we hipsters would call Narm city. Yet this Judd Aptow directed flick is so self aware of the pitfalls that it not just avoids them for the most part but in a true stand up comic style calls them out. This is at its heart a very smart and aware film. What could have been Terms of Endearment with dick jokes turns into an occasionally funny and somewhat touching film. It is also a very real film about real people and I am going to repeat myself here but it is truly smart.\n\nThe only real downside I see is that I really do not see myself watching this film again anytime soon. It is a great ride but it never reaches that next level. The movie consists of some very funny bits, but do not come aboard expecting belly laughs. In addition, while I found myself enjoying the laid back pace at 153 minutes there is no question this feels more like a directors cut than a tightly paced theatrical release.","Product: Newlyweds Cliff (Steve Zahn) and Cydney (Milla Jovovich) are celebrating their honeymoon by hiking through a secluded region of Hawaii. Their idyllic trek takes a dark turn when they find a group of frightened hikers who claim that another couple has been brutally murdered. Far from civilization and unsure who to trust, Cydney and Cliff soon get locked into a terrifying battle for survival.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Guys... that was a perfectly good story.\n\nReview: A Perfect Getaway: 7 out of 10: For a slow moving thriller that cheats... a little, A Perfect Getaway isn't that bad. It has gorgeous cinematography and while it moves slowly, it successfully builds up tension with character development rather than relying on black cats jumping out of closets or severed body parts every ten minutes.\n\nThe tale is about three couples in Hawaii and one couple could be a pair of murders from the big island.\n\nOur protagonist couple (Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich) is a bit nerdy and a bit goofy. Jovovich in particular gives a wonderfully awkward performance in body language and facial expressions.\n\nTrying to get into the Hawaii spirit our protagonist honeymooners attempt to do a favor for a second couple hitchhiking (Marley Shelton and Chris Hemsworth), but Hemsworth gives off such a bad vibe that the Zahn and Jovoich are naturally concerned about running into him on the trail again.\n\nThey take refuge with the \"cool\" couple (Timothy Olyphant and Kiele Sanchez). Olyphant in particular simply cascades charisma onto the screen even when attempting to convince others he has a plate in his head from his Special Forces days. But even the cool couple could just as easily be the killers (after all Olyphant seems to like fondling his special forces knife a bit two much and this is a movie.)\n\nAll this interaction is among well placed news reports that a non-nondescript couple is wanted for questioning for a murder and are suspected in being on the same trail as our plucky honeymooners.\n\nDirector Twohy isn't back in Pitch Black form but he shows a surer directing hand than he did in Chronicles of Riddick and he gets better performances out of his actors than he did in Below. In fact for a movie with basically six people and very little action the film rests almost exclusively on the actor's shoulders. The actors certainly hold up their end of the bargain across the board.\n\nThe movie does cheat a bit as I stated before but this is a thriller rather than a mystery (after all there are only three couples in the whole film) and the journey is more fun than the reveal. In fact the movie has such a relaxed pace and vibe you can easily forget it is a thriller at all. That's when it gets you.","Product: Prepare to get Taken for the ride of your life! Liam Neeson is an unstoppable force (Premiere) in this action-packed international thriller that will have you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. When his estranged teenage daughter (Maggie Grace) is kidnapped in Paris, a former spy (Neeson) sets out to find her at any cost. Relying on his special skills, he tracks down the ruthless gang that abducted her and launches a one-man war to bring them to justice and rescue his daughter.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Schindler's List 2. This time it's personal.\n\nReview: Taken: 6 out of 10: Taken comes this close to being great. It had an admittedly rocky start with Liam Neeson is trying to reconnect with his virginal 17 year-old teenage daughter in a way that seems just on this side of creepy. (Dude get your own girlfriend... really)\n\nSpeaking of which; swarthy bad guys, who clearly have never heard of Nancy Grace, are kidnapping Rich American Girls and making them drugged out street walkers or selling them for millions to Arab Sheiks based on whether they are virgins or not.\n\nSo ex-CIA estranged father Liam Neeson has 96 hours to find his daughter before she is 'gone forever' deflowered and then burkaized apparently. 'A Fate Worse than Death' you can almost hear the characters thinking.\n\nIt's as if Charles Bronson was guest starring in an Ilsa the Wicked Warden film located in George C Scott's Hardcore and the entire enterprise was PG-13. And yet the film still works two thirds through. Liam Neeson is more than fine. He is kicking ass on all cylinders. It's the bad guys that drop the ball.\n\nFirst a rich French guy starts quoting the Godfather. 'It's not personal it's business' For starters the quote isn't even in context. He might as well have told the gun toting Liam Neeson 'may the force be with you' for all the sense it makes. Second of all you can't quote the Godfather without referencing the fact that you are quoting it in the first place. Any screenwriter who does that should be sleeping with the fishes.\n\nThe second slap to the head is an Arab Sheik character that looked like he stepped out of a 1940's Bugs Bunny cartoon. Honestly I don't know where to begin on this silly stereotype. Why is he the film? Why does he have a knife to the white virgin's throat? Who would Oscar Schindler shoot????\n\nThe last point seems important since the Arab is basically a Juden in a dress. Same large noses, same aversion to pork, same living in ghettos in Europe (Or/and having all the money), same secret organizations paying off French politicians, same affinity to despoiling white Aryan virgins... The more things change the more the stay the same I guess. (They didn't have the Arab cook and eat a baby. I guess they are holding that back for the sequel)\n\nOvert French xenophobia aside, Taken is a fun ride for most of the trip. (The dinner with his French policeman friend and Frenchman's wife was a particular highlight) And as I did mention Liam Neeson does kick ass.","Product: A dramatic thriller set against the backdrop of a series of historic events, BRIDGE OF SPIES is \"absolutely brilliant and totally riveting\" (Bill Zwecker, Chicago Sun-Times). James Donovan (Tom Hanks) is a Brooklyn lawyer who finds himself thrust into the center of the Cold War when the CIA send him on a nearly impossible mission to negotiate the release of a captured American U-2 pilot. High stakes and suspense power a story that captures the essence of a man who risked everything, vividly bringing his personal journey to life.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Spy a Dad Movie\n\nReview: Bridge of Spies is a dad movie. In fact, it is one of the most dad movies I have ever seen. It is pleasant and predictable and slightly overlong with an upbeat feel good ending that brings a sniffle and tear to dad's eye. Honestly, I have to go back to The Right Stuff to find a more dad movie.\n\nTom Hanks plays Tom Hanks as if Tom Hanks found himself in To Kill a Mockingbird all of a sudden. So much so one fully expected his younger daughter to be named Scout. In all fairness, he mixes this in with a segue into Mr. Smith goes to Washington and a touch of Walter Mitty. In other words, he has gone full all American Dad. All that said he is actually quite good in the role. Like he is wearing a comfortable pair of shoes.\n\nThe movie is well cast. Every shot is well composed with the experienced eye of Spielberg. It is an incredibly handsome movie even if it sometimes comes across as a little safe.\n\nThere is one scene in particular with Toms daughter Scout watching television and a said to my wife someone is going to throw a brick through the window. There was no reason for the scene set-up and shot except for the brick through the window trope. (Which in all fairness actually happened in real life except neither Hanks character nor his family were home at the time)\n\nInterestingly the movie was actually attempted to be filmed before with Gregory Peck in 1965 but was considered too sensitive due to Cold War tensions. This was the perfect Gregory Peck role.\n\nSpielberg got a tear in my eye at the end and the film was more entertaining than it had any right to be. If you have a dad in your life spend a nice Sunday afternoon watching this film with him. You won't regret it.","Product: Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, and Rachel McAdams lead a critically acclaimed cast in this gripping true story about the Pulitzer Prize-winning investigation that uncovered a scandal that rocked one of the world's oldest and most trusted institutions. Delving into allegations of child abuse within the local Catholic Archdiocese, a tenacious team of Boston Globe reporters exposes a decades-long cover-up that reaches the highest levels of Boston's religious, legal, and government establishment. \"Brilliantly acted and flawlessly directed\" (New York Post ) Spotlight is a powerful and riveting drama the critics are calling \"the All the President's Men of our time\" (Los Angeles Times ).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Turn on your Spotlight.\n\nReview: Spotlight ( 9 out of 10) Everyone has pet peeves when it comes to movies. We hate romantic comedies based entirely on misunderstandings, we hate horror films where no one's cell phone works, or we simply hate movies that have either the word Adam or Sandler on the poster.\n\nI hate true story movies that simply make things up. You know the type. We need a bad guy so let's take a real person and turn him into a racist (Hidden Figures), a murderer (Titanic), or a woman (Patch Adams). We need to condense the timeline and change real historical events (Oscar-nominated Hidden Figures again). We need to change the character's sexuality so modern audiences can relate (The Danish Girl). We need facist slaveholders to talk about democracy and freedom (300). And the list goes on and on. This is without even mentioning Mel Gibson historical dramas that might as well have dinosaurs wandering through them.\n\nOne of my other pet peeves? Movies that take place in an office or business world made by people who clearly have never spent more than a day working in one. Like ahistorical true stories, this is ripe territory for rage. We have the office politics of Catwomans evil beauty cream manufacturer. Not to be outdone the less said about how Wayne Industries is run ( a publicly traded company mind you) in the Batman universe the better. It isn't just superhero movies either. Romantic comedies often need a trip to HR and no making everyone an architect does not solve that. (Seriously do these movies even know what architects or museum directors or magazine publishers actually do during their work day?)\n\nSpotlight easily could have fallen into both these traps. It simply doesnt. The timeline is correct. The discussions between professionals sound well professional. There are no made up heavys to create drama, no fake romantic love interest, no surprise terrorist attack. Okay, it does have the last one but in all fairness, the movies timeline starts in August 2001 and runs through the end of the year. But even in that moment, the movie handles it with intelligence and in a realistic manner.\n\nThere is a calmness and a professionalism in this movie that is refreshing. It rings true in both the big and small things. It is one of the best films I have seen this year.","Product: Both 3-D and 2-D version together.feature commentary with Director Henry selick and composer Bruno Coulais.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Coraline... Everything's right in this world, kiddo.\n\nReview: Coraline: 7 out of 10: Whom is this movie for is a question that dashed through my mind while watching it. It is too scary and adult for most children. The film is full of High Octane Nightmare Fuel and retired adult entertainment stars with naked elderly puppet breasts... come to think of it that is High Octane Nightmare Fuel as well.\n\nAs for the adults in the audience, I fear that in my case the film was too distant. I never felt emotionally attached to our plucky protagonist. In part because she is not a very nice girl (nor terribly plucky now I think about it) and partially because the film seemed to place her and her predicament at a distance.\n\nOn the other hand, I was floored by the sheer artistry of the film. Visually this is simply one of the most stunning films I have ever seen. Director Henry Selick who helmed such stop motion masterpieces as James and the Giant Peach and The Nightmare Before Christmas has taken his art to a new level. Words simply cannot describe the visual delights that lie inside Coraline.\n\nWhile I found the story somewhat distancing I also recognize the depth of the tale. Coraline's two universes mirror each other in a complicated web rather than a simply black and white as one might expect. The ocean here may not be that wide but it is amazingly deep. To bad the water was a little cold for this swimmer.","Product: Future War [VHS]\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: What is it Good for?\n\nReview: Future War: 1 out of 10: Future war brings with it many questions starting with who are those people on the DVD cover? They do not appear anywhere in the film. I have seen misleading DVD covers before (Cough... Lionsgate... Cough) but this wins some sort of award.\n\nThe plot is your usual fare. Jean-Claude Van Damme look alike Daniel Bernhardt is a slave in outer space. He escapes to Earth and is tracked by Tyrannosaurus Rex puppets shot in forced perspective. He meets up with a former drug addicted prostitute who is going through novitiate (Catholic Nun Training) yet she still has street cred and a scrapbook of her hooker days.\n\nSo Slave boy and the Novice Nun join up with local 12 steppers and gangbangers to fight the T-rex puppets and kickboxing against Robert Z'Dar's chin. The fight scenes consist of either people kicking empty boxes at each other or Dinosaur puppets in hallways with empty boxes. In fact, the entire film is filled with empty boxes like a Solid Snake wet dream or a UPS training film.\n\nEven with a budget in the thousands, I am not sure the script is filmable. The acting, with the notable exception of Travis Brooks Stewart (The nun unbelievably) is amateur at best. There is no nudity, limited gore, and the special effects consist of Dinosaur puppets.\n\nThe Mystery Science Theater version of this film gets 8 out of 10. Decent riffing and skits though even Mike and the bots seem overwhelmed by the sheer incompetence on the screen","Product: Six ordinary strangers awaken from their daily lives to find themselves in a seemingly endless maze of interlocking cubical chambers armed with lethal booby traps. Without food and water, they have a few days to live. None of them knows how or why they've been imprisoned, but they soon discover that each of them possess a skill that could contribute to their escape.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We turn the Cube and it twists us.\n\nReview: Cube: Cube is a story of six or so people who wake up in a... well... cube. On each side of the cube (including above and below), there are doors that lead to other cubes. Some of the cubes have deadly traps. There are three etched three-digit numbers on each cube that may provide a clue whether a particular cube is deadly and may also provide a clue on how to escape. Can the figure a way out without getting killed before they succumb to starvation or thirst or are simply driven mad?\n\nThe Good: I have a lot of pet peeves in movies. One of the biggest is films that explain everything to the audience as if we were dimwitted fourth graders. The Cube explains nothing. I love this. We can decide which of the characters speculations are correct or even if any of them are. This creates a wonderfully engaging film.\n\nThe film is well written with some excellent character arcs. Some of the characters are a little on the trope side of the equation (I am looking your way Rain Man) but overall it is an engaging group. There is a nice argument between just moving forward one cube at a time and the idea of trying to figure out what it all means. The movie really doesnt take sides once again allowing the viewer to decide which approach is best.\n\nThe special effects are actually quite good when they make an appearance and the set keeps one's interest for the relatively brief running time.\n\nThe Bad: The movie plays its room trap cards pretty early in a truly spectacular way. One wishes they had revisited that a bit more throughout the film. The film also suffers a little from the we ran out of cannon fodder too soon syndrome.\n\nIt really isn't that hard to figure out is a three digit number is prime. If it is an even number or ends in a five it isn't prime as an example. Our so-called math expert in the group took way to long to figure some of these out.\n\nIn Conclusion: This is a great example of how to make a low budget film with only seven actors, one set, and an engaging interesting script. The last part is a nut plenty of big-budget movies have yet to crack. Like the early Saw films, Cube is greater than the sum of its parts and a wonderful example of minimalism in a film.","Product: For the 1st time ever the infamous Japanese horror series \"Guinea Pig\" will be released in North America. Devils Experiment: A Video Tape and a letter are given to the Tokyo police in a small discreet envelope with no return address or postal mark. The accompanying letter tells of an experiment on human endurance and how much the human body and mind can endure before succumbing to death. Android of Notre Dame: A scientist's sister has a dreaded heart disease that is slowly killing her. He must find a way to cure her in any way possible. Animal research can only do so much but, on the other hand, a real human body could work wonders.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: No! Not the Comfy Chair\n\nReview: Guinea Pig Devil's Experiment: 1/10: Hardcore porn films fall into two categories those with a semblance of plot (Gee that is one lucky pizza boy) and those without (Anal Amateurs 36). Devil's Experiment falls solidly into the latter category.\n\nIt is of course the horror version of hardcore porn. An almost completely plot less 43-minute wait for the money shot. Shot on video in 1985 it consists of three relatively non-descript Japanese boys torturing one fairly unattractive Japanese girl. The tortures range from the banal (slapping her 50 times, kicking her a hundred), the silly (tying her to an office chair and spinning her around), the fear factor (a bath of maggots and sheep guts) and finally the money shot. (A well executed eyeball piercing).\n\nThat's it, no plot, no motive, just Blair Witch tree shots and torture. The girl looks bored and with the exception of yelling, \"no one expects the Spanish Inquisition\" during the office chair scene I was bored silly. Staring dumbfounded at the screen, waiting for the money shot. Just like hardcore porn.\n\nAndroid of Notre Dame: 4 out of 10: Demented DNA dabbling dwarf seeks to cure ailing sister (her ailment isn't specified but I'm guessing Ali McGraw disease as she becomes prettier the sicker she gets). He gets a living dead girl to experiment on from a blackmailing body procurer (Tomorowo Taguchi who has only one expression but it's a dozy and kind of reminds one of a Japanese Phil Hartman). Taguchi gets greedy, the living dead girl decomposes, the sister gets sicker and the dwarf goes to a bad place.\n\nThe script sometimes writes checks the F/X can't cash (The legs and flying saw blade scene is particularly unconvincing) And the movie concentrates so much on the anatomical gross out it starts looking like an alien autopsy film. Yet an overall goofiness survives throughout.\n\nMaybe it was the complete lack of humor (This is straightforward Poe style moralizing), the video quality that reminded me of a Canadian television movie, or the fact that after watching companion feature Devil's Experiment anything looks good but this little film wasn't all that bad.","Product: A man faces a lynch mob when he is unjustly accused of murder.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: The Girl in Lovers Lane ... Brokeback Train Station\n\nReview: The Girl in Lovers' Lane: 3 out of 10: Homoerotic subtext in the movies is a well known phenomenon. Plenty of dissertations have come out of film schools about the hidden subtexts in such films as Top Gun and Spartacus. The Girl in Lover's Lane certainly fits the homoerotic trope. In fact, it is so blatant and over the top even MST3K, whom rarely notes such things in their riffing, simply cannot avoid it.\n\nThe film is about two drifters. One a rich kid (Lowell Brown) running away from home with a hundred dollars and no street smarts, the other is a professional hobo (Brett Halsey). The hobo saves the kid from a gang of thugs and they end up in a small town consisting of a diner, a pool hall and a whorehouse. Our drifter scholar gets a second look from the diner's waitress (Joyce Meadows as the titular Girl in Lovers Lane) who clearly is past the age of being choosy and whose only other prospect is creepy Jack Elam doing a Steve Buscemi impression.\n\nOn the surface, this seems like a strange film for the MST3K treatment. While the cast are to old for the characters they are playing, the acting is actually pretty good with both Brett Halsey and Jack Elam giving solid performances. The story is slight, but hardly The Robot vs. Aztec Mummy material and the production values are cheap back lot, but relatively competent.\n\nIt is the strange Batman and his ward homosexual undercurrents that make this film both awful and hilarious. Halsey's over the top objections to the kids attempts to get laid in the whorehouse are hilarious, his inability to commit to the waitress (or at the least get past first base) are telling, and the dozens of glances between him and the kid; a hand on shoulder, the sleeping arrangements, blowing off dates with the girl so he and the kid can shave each other. You don't have to be Freud to figure out this undercurrent.\n\n\"Mystery Science Theater 3000\" The Girl in Lovers' Lane (Season 6, Episode 9): 9 out of 10: I am not sure this film would be funny on its own, but with the Joel and the robots it is a hilarious classic. This is simply some of the best non-stop riffing of the Joel years and one of the best overall episodes. I am shocked how well this movie works as MST3K material. It is well worth the watch for MST3K veterans and newbies alike.","Product: A Scotland Yard investigator looks into four mysterious cases involving an unoccupied house.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Is Dripping Blood Covered Under my Homeowners or do I Need a Rider?\n\nReview: The House That Dripped Blood: An Amicus anthology consisting of four scary stories from Robert Bloch wrapped around a police and well a realtor investigation into the titular house.\n\nEpisode one \"Method For Murder. A horror writers creation comes to life and attacks him during a bout of writer's block. I may be mistaken but I am pretty sure that the House That Dripped Blood appears in the Stephen King non-fiction horror treatise Danse Macabre under the chapter Where I Get all My Ideas. This is a decent entry marred only by the old fifties chestnut of the dull Freudian psychiatrist and a really bad make-up job on Tom Adams looking like a silent movie antagonist.\n\nEpisode two: \"Waxworks\" A gay stockbroker Peter Cushing retired from the city rents the titular house to enjoy some gardening and classical music. An old friend Joss Ackland stops by unexpectedly and a tension from their shared past rises up consuming them both.\n\n I understand that this is a horror anthology made on the cheap but the character development in this episode is simply non-existent. Apparently, we are lead to believe that both men are obsessed with the same woman from many years ago. Since they refuse to talk about it themselves we are meant to fill in the blanks. When a local waxworks in town has a wax statue of the same woman both men become obsessed unable to leave town.\n\nThe episode simply fails to give enough information for us to care for the fates of our two leads. Add in lighting from the Batman TV Series, hammy acting from the Waxworks proprietor, very poor props and an ever increasingly ridiculous display of ascots on both our lead characters and any tension is out the window.\n\nEpisode three: Sweets to the Sweet Probably the most solid of the four outings it has great acting from Christopher Lee and Chloe Franks as his daughter. A straightforward telling of a man who has a special child and a nanny/teacher to look after her. A little slow and certainly an often told tale but competently done.\n\nEpisode Four: The Cloak Of the four episodes The cloak tells the most interesting of tales. A hammy horror actor (Dr. Whos own Jon Pertwee) buys a vampire cloak that turns him into a real vampire while worn. This episode is played for laughs with the always enjoyable Ingrid Pitt matching the hammy acting with her loose knowledge of English and her tight cleavage. Completely out of tone with the rest of the film it actually deserves its own feature.\n\nThe Wraparound: An While it is only there to tie the four stories together it simply doesnt do the job. If this was outtakes of a short called How to Rent Real Estate featured at the beginning of an MST3K Episode I would not have really been surprised. It really drains the fun out of a film that needed no help.\n\nIn Conclusion: At no point does the house actually drip blood. In fact, at no point does anything or anyone drip blood. This is clearly a film meant for the wee ones. A good \"your first horror film\" for the grade school crowd. For one thing, kids might actually be surprised by the twists in the stories. For adults, however, the slow pace, predictable stories and the lack of wardrobe malfunction on Miss Pitt make this a pleasant time waster down memory lane but also an easy pass.","Product: Turn On, Tune In, Go Crazy! These Two Trippy Time Capsules from the Outta-Sight Sixties will give you a cinematic high!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Strong Flesh Weak Smoke\n\nReview: Alice in Acidland: 2/10: Filmed with only narration and a jazz soundtrack that sounds like a lot of bad smack was involved Alice in Acidland is your Daddy's porn.\n\nThere is no acid per see in the first two thirds of Alice in fact the girls become lesbian potheads with a few drinks of rum. This is an old black and white bump and grind shoot. It contains a fairly unattractive cast, pretentious narration, missing characters let alone scenes, mind numbingly boring sex and a plot out of a C-grade Quincy episode.\n\nMy favorite scene an unnamed girl in a group shot looks directly into the camera with a true deer in headlight stare gets her direction shouted at her does something for thirty seconds then forgets and stares at the camera again.\n\nOf course, 1968 was a long time ago and this was a one-off for most of the cast. So sit back and ask yourself one question. \"Honey, that second lesbian isn't that Mrs. Peterson from our church is it?\"\n\n*********************************************************************************************************\n\nSmoke and Flesh: 3/10: Let us see, a motorcycle gang that drives around in Mom's station wagon; check. A different gent, this one with an actual motorcycle, who buys his cycling leathers at the bondage store; check. Strip slot car racing and swinger porn, complete with a man who could be an alien, no make-up required; check. Wow! sounds like my kind of film.\n\nSo why only 3 out of 10 score? Well the music sounds like a mentally challenged beach band. The black and white cinematography is a little too artsy with too many shots of both fish tanks and slot car racing. The station wagon gangs eventual appearance turns the movie from a pseudo-trippy fun party into a bit of a downer; (Very much an expression of the sixties era as a whole.)\n\nThe first half of Smoke and Flesh is cool, albeit disjointed. The second half had me reaching for the fast forward button.","Product: When a series of tremors rocks Los Angeles, seismologist Kimberly Stevenson (Janet Gunn) is sent to investigate the quakes epicenter, a desolate wilderness known as the Angeles National Forest. Two hundred miles from civilization, Kimberly and her son, Justin (Scott Terra), set up a research facility in an isolated mountain cabin. The project takes a sinister turn when Kimberly discovers that she has stumbled upon a test site for black market nuclear weapons. With the help of mercenary Michael Brandies (Jack Scalia), Kimberly must race against time to stop a final nuclear test that could trigger the most powerful quake California has ever known.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Um... When is the Earthquake Gonna Start?\n\nReview: California Quake: 2/10: What is great about California Quake? Well the helicopter has a cool Planet of the Apes net and Janet Gunn does look awfully nice in a wet T-shirt. Unfortunately that's it.\n\nBut surely even the worst earthquake footage of crumbling buildings is fun to watch? This is true alas there are no crumbling buildings in California Quake. Actually there are virtually no buildings at all. You see the title is a bit of a bait and switch job (even the original title Ground Zero was a bit misleading). This is not a disaster movie. This is Die Hard in the woods.\n\nJanet Gunn and her son are in the Los Angeles forest investigating a series of mysterious quakes. (She separated from her husband due to a rather badly handled drunk driving subplot) Jack Scalia parachutes in and informs them an Evil Corporation is testing nuclear weapons underground. Two is added to two and Janet and Jack realize that the nukes are causing the earthquakes. \"Are you saying the ground shakes because of the (nuclear) explosions?\" Jack Scalia's character incredulously asks.\n\nThe Evil Corporation hires some very misplaced stock actors to silence Jack, Janet and Janet's son. The main bad guy is a third rate Larry Drake. (Drake was mentally challenged Benny from LA Law and was the villain in Darkman. Apparently he was too busy filming the TV movie Runaway Virus so they had to hire a double.)\n\nNow I've seen actors copy De Niro or Pacino or Nicholson but Drake? His henchmen include the cold businesswoman, a Klaus Kinski imitator, and some people apparently randomly chosen from a bar. The extra henchmen don't even look right (Urban Camouflage? In the woods? In 1999?)\n\nAre they as unconvincing as the bicycle hat wearing SEALs of Chupacabra Terror? Well no. But awfully close. Certainly they are as incompetent.\n\nFor example there is one building in the woods and after being chased by bad guys for a day or so Janet and Jack go back to the cabin to talk about feelings and grab a shower it never occurred to the bad guys to, oh I don't know, leave someone there.\n\nSo no earthquakes bad villains and a Janet Gunn wet t-shirt contest. Needless to say skip this one (As if starring Jack Scalia isn't enough of a clue.)","Product: 2003 film directed by Takashi Shimizu (director of Japan & Hollywood's versions Grudge 1). Starring Moriko Sakai & Chiharu Niyama. 92 minutes. Code 3/NTSC. Original Japanese dialogue. Optional English & Chinese subtitles. Wide Sight. 2005.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Ju-on: The Grudge 2... Grudge 2 Ju-on zero\n\nReview: Ju-On The Grudge 2: 3 out of 10. When horror franchises go back to the same well over and over again, they often attempt to at least make superficial changes in the main character's circumstances. (It's Jason but he is in 3-d. It's Jason but he is in New York. It's Jason but he is in space.) Now I'm not suggesting these efforts actually worked. (Leprechaun in Space or Children of the Corn in the ghetto are two abominable examples but I have to give the Halloween people credit when their main killer Michael Myers went off to do Wayne's World)\n\nHowever at least these franchises have made the appearance of some effort. Ju-on the Grudge 2 on the other hand is actually the fourth or fifth Ju-on movie depending on who is counting, and it is the exact same house with the exact same ghosts and the whole grudge part, needless to say, makes even less sense than ever. (Even the Amityville Horror series had the decency to leave the damn house eventually) To make matters worse we have had approximately 100 white screeching ghost chicks with black hair Asian horror films since the first one.\n\nIt seems like every Asian culture is raping their heritage to come up with their own home grown spook. (Strangely enough one of the recent knockoffs I saw Thailand's Ghost of Mae Nak used Final Destination death scenes rather than the black haired, white faced knockoff to get scares. Even the Johnny come lately countries realize that this genre is spent.)\n\nThe ghosts once again are the marshmallow boy and the scary woman with hair of death. The movie is shot Memento like completely out of order. Needless to say this does not help matters. The death scenes are generally not shown but suggested which can add to the confusion. By the time you figure out what is going on the movie is half over.\n\nThere are some effective scares but the wig bit in the middle and the Omen stuff at the end had me laughing with disbelief.\n\nLarge amounts of silence and a ridiculously slow pace will challenge even the most caffeinated viewers to stay awake. The main characters don't help as they are remarkably boring (and I have a decent attention span for Japanese woman wearing schoolgirl outfits) and lack any personality or spark.\n\nJu-On the Grudge 2 is the same movie as the others but with less. This sequel is for a fanatic or completist only.","Product: Horror master Ulli Lommel is back with a terrifying tale of a copycat killer in Los Angeles. A young rookie cop and his team discover dismembered female bodies in L.A. similar to the Black Dahlia cold case from 1947. A serial killer seems to be copying the brutal massacre of 1940s Hollywood starlet Betty Short - The Black Dahlia. Ultimately his investigation leads him to a frightening lair of death and torture, all part of a terrifying fantasy that the killer is trying to bring to life.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Keep moving nothing to see here\n\nReview: Ulli Lommel's Black Dahlia: 7 out of 10. No the score is not a misprint. Yes I'm going to have to use the entire review to explain this grievous lack of judgment.\n\nFirst of all this is not the studio release of Black Dahlia. This is a Z budget rip off with decent cover art. Second this is an Ulli Lommel movie who I swear is Uwe Boll's uncle and one of the worst directors working in sub-par serial killer films today. (His Zodiac Killer was one of the worst films I've seen this year) He and his trusty 1985 camcorder have been shoveling out serial killer movies the last few years and he apparently has some compromising pictures of Lion's Gate executives because they keep releasing them.\n\nHalf the cast is unnecessary, the drunken cop is over the top and one of the main bad guys is Anna Nicole Smith's first husband. The Saw rip-off directing style and three sets location are horrible.\n\nSo why the positive score? Somewhere in the first twenty minutes or so the movie becomes so bad it actually becomes good. There is something ridiculously appealing about vivisection, bondage and catholic school girl uniforms mixed in with swing music. Now read that last sentence again if that doesn't appeal to you run far and fast. There is nothing else to see here so keep moving.\n\nAlso in the films favor is that the acting isn't so bad it grates on the nerves. (A real risk with zero budget films) The gore scenes are plentiful and done in a Monty Python over the top style. The ladies are somewhat attractive and actually look like real people. (I don't think this was a naturalistic touch by Lomell I just think he couldn't afford better looking plastic woman.) The soundtrack is an excellent combination of catchy monk style classical (think the Conan soundtrack) and 40's style pop tunes. When a pigtailed catholic schoolgirl and two masked guys dance around with severed limbs to a Sinatra tune you simply can't wipe the smile off my face. That's why I liked it. Excuse me while I go seek some help.","Product: When Sheriff Berger (Robert Englund) executes serial killer Chambers (James Binkley) in the electric chair, it seems like its the end for the worlds most violent criminal but its only the beginning. Chambers escapes from the hospital morgue and proceeds on a bloodthirsty rampage through the locked down hospital. Fighting alongside Sheriff Berger are young hospital patients Sara Wexler (Meredith Henderson), and Walter (Nathan Stephenson). The two youths struggle to stay alive in a hospital rapidly filling with blood, along with the help of Nurse Grafton (Laura De Carteret). Chambers thirst for violence grows with every gruesome murder and it becomes clear that although he relies on the souls of others to survive, he is particularly fixated on that of Sara Wexler with whom he shares an unholy bond. In a brutal showdown Chambers kills Sheriff Berger, leaving Sara and Walter to fend for themselves against the supernatural evil. Trapped in the hospital, they can only run for so long\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Seinfeld's Stienbrenner sings the opening theme\n\nReview: Heartstopper: 4 out of 10: After twenty minutes this movie really had me psyched. A true Eighties throwback it begins with two characters, a Death row inmate who has trouble being electrocuted (Shocker) and a good looking suicidal shy girl who is called whore by a bunch of teenage cheerleader vixens (Carrie). They meet in an ambulance and the Death row guys tattoo transfers to the suicidal girl. And we all know what happens next don't we.\n\nThe girl goes back to high school and takes revenge on the vixen sluts and her mother and everyone else; and there is violence and nudity and sexy high school girls kicking ass. (Okay let me calm down for a moment) Had the movie actually done that I would have been very happy indeed. Instead it just remakes Halloween 2. Yup a basically abandoned hospital with a staff of about 5 people. The serial killer comes back to life (of course) and starts using his patented fist pulling a heart through the chest maneuver (hence the name) which looks silly the first time and gets progressively sillier as the movie goes along.\n\nIn the Jamie Lee Curtis role we have Meredith Henderson who is surprisingly bland for a suicidal girl being chased by a serial killer. The killer is played not by headline actor Robert Englund (Who is an Amish Sheriff and leaves the movie fairly early) but James Binkly whose is simply the serial killer that won't shut up\n\nIn fact dialogue is a real problem in this film. Nobody talks like real people. All the conversation is either a witty rejoinder or a plot point or god forbid horrible self-conscious foreshadowing. And needless to say few people have been crying out for a Halloween 2 (or Visiting Hours) remake.\n\nThe sets are unconvincing and the hospital understaffed. The script and story is truly derivative and pedestrian. While this is hardly the worst direct to video horror movie I've seen. (I'm looking your way Lionsgate) Its biggest fault simply seems to be it does nothing I haven't seen done better dozens of times before.","Product: A serial killer is stalking the city of San Francisco and sending a news reporter cryptic letters after each murder. As the body count rises, two SFPD detectives, the reporter and a psychologist-priest relentlessly pursue the madman, determined to put an end to his bloody carnage. But as the killer gets closer and closer to the news reporter, will the detectives catch him before it's too late? Shot on location in the San Francisco Bay Area, this gripping edge-of-your-seat thriller will have you frozen in your seat as you witness the madness of the San Franpsycho.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: San Franpsycho...I left my talent in San Franpsycho\n\nReview: San Franpsycho: 1 out of 10: So you want to make a serial killer movie. However, your budget is non-existent, your camera equipment is elderly and your stars are Joe Estevez (Martin Sheen's younger brother and a staple in really bad movies) and Todd Bridges from Different Strokes. There are probably ways to pull of at least a watchable film. The Quiroz brothers have no clue.\n\nFirst, much of the cast seems to have been chosen in a desperate attempt to make Bridges and Estevez look like Oscar caliber thespians. Really how hard is it to play a priest or an overbearing mother? Certainly, a city the size of San Francisco has a few professional actors willing to work for a few bucks and a screen credit. Clearly, Chris Angelo and Bonnie Steiger who play these roles have other talents such as landscaper or waitress they ought to be fine tuning.\n\nJoe Rosete as the killer (yes the serial killer is simply known as \"The Killer\") is also pretty awful, in a mentally ill method kind of way, but I am almost willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as his character is written with zero style or personality. A boring almost laughable serial killer is a problem for a serial killer movie.\n\nIn addition, the Quiroz brothers seem to have originally planned this as an ABC Family movie of the week. There is no nudity or violence to speak of and the R rating clearly is for the adult style pacing. This move meanders like an 85-year-old woman driving with wraparound sunglasses and her turn signal on. The only occasional horror comes from lighting Estevez's face with a glare that makes it look like his lower jaw was removed.\n\nI was not expecting a great film when I rented San Franpsycho but I was not expecting mind numbing boredom either.","Product: A YOUNG NEWLYWED COUPLE ACQUIRES AN OLD ABANDONED HOUSE THAT BRING THEM INTO CONTACT WITH A VENGEFUL SPIRIT. AT FIRST THE GHOST PROTECTS THE COUPLE FROM UNSCRUPULOUS VISITORS BUT IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT IT EXPECTS A TERRIBLE FAVOR IN RETURN. ONLY BY SETTING THE SPIRIT FREE, CAN THEY ESCAPE ITS WRATH.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Mr. and Mrs. T Horror\n\nReview: Ghost of Mae Nak: 7 out of 10: First we had J horror ( stark white Japanese female ghosts with long black hair that scream) then Korea developed K Horror ( featuring stark white Korean female ghosts with long black hair that scream) and now we have T horror (featuring stark white Thai female ghosts with long black hair that scream). From the looks of all things alphabetical can a home grown Vietnamese ghost story be too far behind.\n\nNow I am not that big fan of ghost stories and the Japanese take on the subject has done very little to impress me. There are only so many faulty florescent lights and violin screams that one man can take. So it surprised me that Mae Nak is as entertaining film in its own right. For one thing this is more a romance than a ghost story.\n\nThe story revolves around two very likable kids (named Nak and Mak) who are getting married and settling down when one of them (the guy) is haunted by a ghostly vision (see above). They have true love and the ghost is jealous or vengeful or in pain or something. So they have to help her spirit to rest because (SPOILER ALERT) they bought the house she used to live in and pledged their love on her unmarked grave and received part of her skull as a wedding gift. (No I'm not making this up) The non-ghost scenes however with the couple buying a house and dealing with various relatives and cultural demands are delightful and fresh to these western eyes. And the two leads are both attractive and pleasant and give of the aura of being real people with real lives. (They both have actual jobs and go to punk rock bars with friends).\n\nThe movies other asset is the Final Destination style death scenes the ghost uses to exact revenge or protect the couple or whatnot. The special effects are excellent and the camera isn't to shy about the gore.\n\nThe film clearly has a healthy budget and talent behind the camera. On the negative side the movie plot is right out of a Scooby Doo episode and the film is about as scary as one. Lack of fright aside for a J horror style ghost story this is a pretty good film.","Product: A virus with no cure. A threat with no borders. A nation with no chance of escaping H5N1, the Avian Flu. When a mutation of the virus is discovered in a local marketplace, China sends an emergency summons to Dr. Iris Varnack (Joely Richardson) of the Epidemic Intelligence Service. When she arrives, she discovers her efforts may be too late - an American businessman has become the first victim of a strain that is passed from human to human. As the flu begins its insidious spread, Secretary of Health and Human Services Collin Reed (Stacy Keach) races to combat the ensuing chaos. The victim's wife, Denise Connelly (Ann Cusack), does what she can to help other infected people. It wasn't supposed to happen this way - until it did.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: We are all going to die. Well eventually.\n\nReview: Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America: 3 out of 10: This movie is both funny and sad. The funny part is fairly obvious as this certainly isn't a sober look at a possible impending crisis. This is a modern version of The Swarm. And much like those killer bees (and the so called killer bee crisis that prompted them) Bird Flu has joined a pantheon of media inspired end of the world scenarios (SARS, Y2K, Global Warming) that simply refuse to actually come about.\n\nThe sad part is the blatant attempt of the filmmakers to inspire panic. Disease pandemics historically were fairly common after all people didn't all die in their forties from heart disease. Even recent pandemics such as AIDS mirrors the old fashioned VD crisis (Think syphilis) that used to kill more soldiers than bullets.\n\nThe flu pandemic of the early twenties was a nasty business killing millions but honestly life went on. I wonder if our over dramatic media and their power hungry government allies would allow life as normal today.\n\nThe movie itself swerves wildly from fairly competent scenes (Triage in Grand Central Station) to the ridiculous (Rednecks try to ambush national guardsman in Manhattan).\n\nThe scenarios themselves are fairly useless as the filmmakers can't seem to decide exactly how contagious the bird flu is or for that matter whether the symptoms are an Ebola style crash or simply a long illness. Indeed one scene will show everyone in bio-hazard suits and the next will have nobody even wearing a mask.\n\nThe film also patently refuses to actually give any practical advice regarding what to do in a Bird Flu crisis. (Outside of wash your hands, what no duct tape?) The acting and directing are competent for a TV movie but the script is all over the map. Last the movie has a strangely non-exponential death total running on the bottom of the screen. Just like the Swarm did.","Product: TERROR STRIKES IN THE BACKWOODS OF TENNESSEE WHEN AN AGE-OLD CURSE RESURFACES & TAKES REVENGE ON A GROUP OF FRIENDS ON A WEEKEND GETAWAY AT A FAMILY CABIN.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Dark Harvest 3: Scarecrow (Skarecrow)... Harvest of Tedium\n\nReview: Dark Harvest 3: Scarecrow (Skarecrow): 1 out of 10: In Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity there is the Theory of Time Dilation... Light travels at a constant speed regardless of the speed of its source. Since the movie itself moves at the speed of an arthritic sloth, the light emitted seems to actually slow time. (Reports of a Fermi Liquid emitting from the DVD player are to this date unconfirmed.) As a result this movie feels a lot longer that an hour and change. Even on fast-forward (And you will be reaching for that fast forward button) it clocks in somewhere around eternity.\n\nIf you are familiar with Lionsgate's own version of Project Greenlight (This is where they buy a home movie, put a fancy cover on it and sneak it into the horror section of your local Wal-Mart), you will not be surprised by the complete and utter lack of entertainment value contained within. To make matters worse this is marketed as part of the Dark Harvest series though the film was made years before and has nothing to do with that lame movie. It is as if you bought an unreleased Mighty Ducks sequel and tried to pass it off as a Friday The 13th film.\n\nThe line reading (I refuse to call it acting) is uniformly awful. This is a collection of deadbeat dads and strippers pretending to be in a movie between cans of Schlitz. The camera work is of drunken father shooting vacation film quality. In addition, while the special effects are okay; the most freighting moment is the breast augmentation scars in the nude scene.\n\nThe story is awful, the sets are from a Haunted Halloween put on by ADHD middle school students and once again the line reading (remember this is not acting anymore than sinking to the bottom of a pool is swimming) is distracting beyond mere words. Avoid at all costs, lest you find yourself ageing faster than your loved ones.\n\nLord knows you wouldn't want to see even still shots of the film so here is some art.","Product: When a large meteor crashes into a quiet town, pet dogs become mysteriously aggressive - attacking and killing the residents. Now the citizens are forced to fight back against their once beloved companions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Who let the Dogs out\n\nReview: Night of the Wild. 8 out of 10. Asylum films get a bad rap. Quite correctly in many cases. But what is up with the hate for this film? I mean really what more could you want from a nature goes wild movie? It has decent practical effects, Ive seen worse CGI effects, none of the acting is visibly risible, and the action doesnt let up.\n\nGiant green meteors land in a rural California village or perhaps the Hamptons with mountains it wasn't all that clear. This causes all the dogs to go crazy apparently through meteor sound if the one deaf dog is to be believed. This makes zero sense. The fact that the characters don't notice the giant green glowing things is a running bizarre zero sense thing throughout the movie as well. In fairness to the characters, I am pretty sure the meteors were not actually there when filming but were added in post-production with The Asylums magical Commodore 64.\n\nI recently viewed the similar themed The Pack. The Pack is on the surface a much better film. It has better cinematography, scarier looking dogs, an actual plot and most importantly it stars ridiculously attractive Anna Lise Phillips. Night of the Wild has Housewives star, Jill Zarin. (Who in all fairness isn't all that bad in a limited role as a chew toy). But the Pack has fewer cast members than Night of the Wild has kills in the first ten minutes. Night of the Wild knows why we watch a nature gone wild movie. It isn't for story and pacing and a rumination on the struggles of rural America.\n\nNight of the Wild is a fun movie that knows it is fun and simply goes about its business. It isn't obnoxiously self-referential and it is completely lensed with a surprisingly good pace. Well worth the watch.","Product: FEATURES THE SEMINAL PUNK BAND DEAD KENNEDYS, LIVE FROM THEIR EARLY YEARS AT VARIOUS VENUES INCLUDING THE MABUHAY GARDENS, THE SPROUL PLAZA AT BERKELEY AND AT TARGET STUDIOS BETWEEN 1978 & 1981. MUCH OF THE MATERIAL IS FROM THE CLASSIC & CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DEBUT ALBUM FRESH FRUIT FOR ROTTING VEGETABLES.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: There is always room for Jello\n\nReview: Dead Kennedys: The Early Years Live: 4 out of 10: Ah the classics... Well this very short video (30 minutes) shows, what one assumes was amateur video, of The Dead Kennedy's tour in support of their first album. It also has a human-interest news report on lead singer Jello Biafra's run for mayor of San Francisco.\n\nThe video quality is unsurprisingly awful. The sound quality however is even worse which makes this useless as a concert tape. Since the camera stays focused on Jello and the boys one does not even get the interesting thrill of seeing the punk rock audience, which is often the best part of the show. Outside of a few clips of Jello vacuuming a sidewalk (don't ask) there is virtually nothing intelligible in the entire program. Which I guess is kind of punk in its own way after all."],"string":"[\n \"Product: inFAMOUS: Second Son Standard Edition (PlayStation 4)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fruitful in this Land of my Grief\\n\\nReview: Infamous Second Son: A PlayStation exclusive that was the first game to show off the power of the PS4 (yay) and all the things the new controller can do (Not as much yay.) A soft reboot of the original Infamous series you play as Delsin Rowe who lives on a Native American reservation north of Seattle. One day a prison transport carrying conduits (basically X-men) crashes and you accidentally absorb the powers of one. Now you have to go to Seattle with your sheriff brother to get a special power to save the nice Native Americans and defeat the evil government forces who have the city under martial law.\\n\\nThe game has you take down districts in a standard open-world fashion. Each takedown ends with a large battle which is usually quite well down. There are also four distinct boss battles related to gaining powers that are a little less successful. They are not as bad as say Deus Ex: Human Revolution but they have the annoying habit of ignoring your progress and skills for a cheap arena battle.\\n\\nThe Good: The game is downright beautiful. The action is often fun and chaotic. You eventually get three powers (smoke, neon, and video) with a fourth power (Concrete) available post game. The powers are different enough to be enjoyable and you will find your favorite. You are restricted to only one power at a time which unfortunately restrict the mix and match on the fly a bit.\\n\\nThe games main character voiced by Troy Baker is not nearly as irritating as the promo materials would lead you to believe. His relationship with his brother is actually kind of touching. He does have that annoying Niko Bellic habit of not being able to see a plot twist in neon orange with a well lit blinking arrow pointed to it.\\n\\nYou main action loops of fighting the super-powered mooks and destroying their bases are quite fun with a decent mix of strategy and action.\\n\\nThe Bad: Unfortunately to clear the districts there are side activities such as graffiti tagging (complete with annoying motion controls) and Wheres Waldo (find the undercover agent.) These start out meh and becoming draining by the third district or so. There is simply no variety.\\n\\nWhile your actions on the city of Seattle are permanent (destroyed guard towers stay destroyed), there is never any reason to visit a district once you cleared it. It is a lot of work for no payoff outside of progression.\\n\\nSometimes the game will decide it is night and it will continue to be night until you do a mission to advance the game and change the time of day. Side missions, in particular, are often a bear at night (or even dusk another popular choice) so one finds themselves advancing the game through main missions trying to get decent lighting so they can mop up the side missions. This takes one out of the narrative a tad.\\n\\nSecond Son continues the Infamous tradition of two paths one good and one evil. You get different attacks and a different ending depending on which you choose. There is no nuance in the process and it seems to have no effect on any story beats outside of the conclusion. Compared to even Bioware or Fable's attempts at the same it is a crude underutilized tool that never really satisfies and sometimes doesnt make sense.\\n\\nIn Conclusion: Infamous Second Son is a beautiful game with solid mechanics. It is also like playing Saints Row 4 with all the fun bits removed. Everyone is going to take the same path with the same character. There is little creativity outside of some at the moment strategy while taking out bases. Enjoyable overall it seems in a bit of a straight jacket that the gameplay cannot compensate for.\",\n \"Product: Transformers Devastation PS4\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Less Than Meets the Eye\\n\\nReview: Playstations PSplus free games for the month program gets a lot off well-deserved stick (As of this writing April 2017s four free games for the PS4 are just this side of a war crime). Transformers: Devastation was the perfect free game for that service. It is a game I would have never thought of picking up and despite my criticisms below I did overall enjoy.\\n\\nI certainly understand the defenders of this game. A peek at a message board or even the TV Tropes entry for this game will show a large amount of passionate worldbuilding surrounding the Transformers franchise from the cartoons and movies, to the novel and comic book adaptations, to the fan fiction, Wikipedias, toys and I am assuming an off-Broadway musical.\\n\\nI certainly understand the appeal of nostalgia when it comes to a property like this. I loved a certain Scooby Doo platformer from last generation that lets face it I wouldnt have looked at twice if not for the branding. And the original Xbox sported not one but two Buffy the Vampire games that were certainly more fanservice than top quality third person adventure. (Why does Buffy die if she touches water again?)\\n\\nI am not a Transformers fan. I am too old to have seen it during its original run and I have found the entire concept bizarre. I have found the sheer breadth of generations, universes, adaptations outright perplexing. The fact that the game has retained the original look of the cartoon with some of the original voices actors does not register with me. On the other hand, I am not about to commit seppuku due to the mishandling of Starscreams characterization.\\n\\nDeveloper Platinum Games strengths are on full display here and the combat is overall a delight. It can take a while to get your groove on and it seemed a good hour before I gained access to the home base where I could upgrade weapons, create other upgrades, purchase additional moves and switch out my character. But once I was able to do these things the game was a delight. Outside of some bizarre top down, sections like a PG rated GTA 2 game and some unfortunate (though generous) platforming sessions, this game is a collection of third-person brawling and driving with the ability to switch between the two on the fly which allows one to do combos that simply never get old.\\n\\nBut good Lord is everything else a wreck. I actually like the cell shading graphics. They fit the retro theme and allow a butter smooth 60 frames a second. But the overall design lacks such imagination. You literally spend half the game in about twenty city blocks. All of which looks so identical to each other that you never get the sense of where in the city you are in though it is so amazingly small. Its like a cartoon version of Dragon Age 2. The rest of the time is spent in boring spaceship corridors, boring Cybertron corridors and empty space (that is supposed to be in well space) All the objects in the game look the same, all the enemies basically look the same and everything has this cheap cut and paste glow to it.\\n\\nThe overall game just feels cheap. It is also really really short. I don't mind short games but this one seemed to end somewhat suddenly. Replay value is there as the combat is fun but outside of that the challenge areas and different characters really don't mix it up enough.\\n\\nAs a free game on the PS4, it is perfect. Issues such as value and length fall by the wayside. But as an original $50 download it really is less than meets the eye.\",\n \"Product: An engrossing drama of a luxury ship that goes down at sea, and the inner turmoil that the crew and passengers face. Academy Award Nominations: Best Special Effects.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Last Voyage... The First Disaster Movie\\n\\nReview: The Last Voyage: 7 out of 10: Irwin Allen clearly took notes in 1960 when this film was released. The granddaddy of modern disaster films, it starts with an intense fire in the first minute and never gives up.\\n\\nThis is the first disaster film not based on an actual historical incident. (Though it clearly cribs from the contemporaneous Andrea Doria sinking). Using an actual art deco style liner being put out for scrap, The Last Voyage has some excellent real interiors as well as special effects. The fact that filmmakers partially sank the ship and blew parts of it to smithereens clearly helps their tale. Moreover, while some the special effects are weak, the advantage of using a real ship and real seawater over CGI or miniatures is obvious.\\n\\nThe film stars Robert Stack and Dorothy Malone as a couple complete with red headed moppet sailing to Tokyo. A boiler explosion takes out their cabin trapping Malone for the entire film while the water rises and Stack desperately tries to get help. Meanwhile Captain George Sanders ignoring some problems initially and with a less than helpful crew tries to keep the ship afloat. Sanders, Malone and Stack are engaging during the film and there is some surprisingly strong drama involving Malone's situation.\\n\\nThe red headed moppet, after a tense rescue, becomes one of those irritating kids in line at the grocery store and a viewer's patience for her histrionics may wear thin. Viewers may also lose patience for the numerous scenes of various crewmembers (not well acted mind you) peppering Captain Sanders with endless questions in almost an Airplane style parody, (The presence of Stack will put you in the mood).\\n\\nOn the plus side, the real hero of the film is black actor Woody Strode who gives a charismatic performance and whose central (and shirtless) role is a bit of a surprise for 1960.\\n\\nOn the negative side, the film has some of the most laughable, pompous narration ever seen on screen. Sounding like a drunken John Houseman, George Furness brings the action to a screeching halt with every ostentatious magisterial utterance.\\n\\nDespite the narration, the film keeps a good pace for 90 minutes with scenes of disaster in almost every frame. Adult in tone and content it is a surprisingly fun and competent disaster movie.\",\n \"Product: Children of the Corn [VHS]\\n\\n(View amazon detail page)\\n\\nASIN: 6302720419\\nBinding: VHS\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Children of the Corn (2009).... It takes a lot of people to make a movie this bad.\\n\\nReview: Children of the Corn (2009): 1 out of 10: Good lord did they screw this movie up. First, the writer (George Goldsmith) who adapted the original Children of the Corn is some sort of savant. Apparently all the good scenes in the original movie (The killing of the adults, Isaac and Malachi going at it in the climax, were his invention.) This movie cut all that good stuff out and replaced it with the Viet Cong and public child sex.\\n\\nThe blame rests squarely on Mr. Stephen King's shoulders. He did not like the changes the 1984 and wanted to stick to his original story. Therefore, the movie takes place in the mid-seventies and the main couple is a divorcing, squabbling mess. In addition, the main character hallucinates Viet Cong shooting in the corn which looks ten times worse than it sounds. Oh they have a sex scene in a church 'The time for fertilization has come!' where two teens have sex while nine year olds look on masturbating corn cobs.... good lord I didn't need to see that.\\n\\nThe casting is horrible. If I never see Kandyse McClure again (in the Linda Hamilton role) it will be to soon. She ruins the first half of an already horrible film. Daniel Newman as Malachi and Preston Bailey as Isaac ruin the second half. Daniel looks like he is reading off cue cards while Preston is about as threatening as a kitten.\\n\\nOh and if that all was not a big enough F You to the audience, the monster never shows up at the end.\\n\\nIt isn't like the original Children of the Corn was Casablanca or something but good lord this is an embarrassment for all involved.\",\n \"Product: This classic thriller takes on a sinister air when the mysterious Dr. Garth (Boris Karloff) kills a man while experimenting with a serum intended to alter the aging process! Sentenced to die, Garth goes to prison where he continues his bizarre work with Dr. Howard (Edward Van Sloan), the prison doctor. Suspense lingers when, on the day of his execution, Garth inoculates himself with a new serum made from the blood of a murderer! Just as he slips into unconsciousness, word is passed that his sentence has been changed to life imprisonment. When Dr. Howard sees Garth recover, looking years younger, he asks for the serum. The spine-chilling climax builds to a shocking end when Garth turns on the unsuspecting Howard with cold-blooded murder in his eyes!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Before I Hang... Stem Cell research gone wrong....The Boogie Man Will Get You... Arsenic and Supermen\\n\\nReview: Before I Hang: 3 out of 10: Boris Karloff stars as Dr. Kevorkian in this expose of stem cell research gone wrong.\\n\\nOkay maybe that is not completely accurate but one might certainly think along those lines as a doctor found guilty of a mercy killing is sentenced to hang despite his promising youth serum.\\n\\nKarloff quickly finds himself in a prison experimenting with the blood of a recently hanged killer the clock ticking against his own execution. He injects himself with the serum it works the governor pardons him and he goes off to save the world. Actually that is not completely accurate as well. Apparently the blood came from the prisoner \\\"Abby Normal\\\" and Karloff starts getting that look in his eyes and his over-sized handkerchief out of his pocket and the population of the movie starts dropping precipitously.\\n\\nThe movie is poorly directed and despite some initially good albeit rushed ideas it quickly falls into the old blood memory turns man into killer nonsense. The pacing is bizarre with a ton of plot simply explained through voice-over (the hanging verdict in particular seems unlikely as shown) in the first half the second half with Karloff stalking the elderly drags.\\n\\nA weak film that starts of strong and quickly goes nowhere.\\n\\nThe Boogie Man Will Get You: 6 out of 10: If Ma and Pa Kettle ever did Arsenic and Old Lace it would be this movie. Very very silly and occasionally quite funny the Boogie Man has a couple of big faults. The supporting cast is mixed at best and the ending is a mess.\\n\\nIt also has two great assets, Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre. Karloff is spot on as the bumbling well meaning murdering scientist. Whose experiments on traveling salesman to create super-soldiers for the war effort are both well meaning and quite homicidal.\\n\\nPeter Lorre is hilarious as the Mayor, Police Chief, Undertaker, Notary, excreta. He dresses in a three piece suit with a Siamese kitten in his pocket to which he coos in German.\\n\\nWatching these two together is pure entertainment and certainly worth a viewing. The rest of the movie is light, frothy, derivative, and occasionally irritating. Just watch the stars at work and forget the rest.\",\n \"Product: B Movie heaven :)\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Leslie put the rug down and come over here\\n\\nReview: Day of the Animals: 4 out of 10: Filmed in glare-o-vision (either to emulate a world without ozone or to give me a headache) Day of the Animals ask what if all the animals went crazy and decided to work together to kill B-movie actors. Hmm.\\n\\nMost nature gone wild movies focus on one deadly animal (Deadly Scorpions becoming giant deadly scorpions; industrious ants becoming giant industrious ants; cute bunny rabbits becoming Giant Cute bunny rabbits.\\n\\nDay of the Animals, like its predecessor Frogs, takes a different tack. It throws every living creature at the cast. (Though in Day of the Animals defense unlike Frogs it at least sticks to animals, no one gets killed by the Spanish moss.)\\n\\nIt doesn't work. It really doesn't work. The animal attacks are laughable. Rats and snakes on fishing lines are thrown at actors. A shirtless Leslie Nielson who gets attacked by a bear rug in a scene right out of that killer carpet movie The Creeping Terror. And, most laughably, are the so called attacking dogs. Whom are downright lovable complete with wagging tails. (I've seen Benji look fiercer than those German shepherds whom looked every bit like they were chasing a miniature chuck wagon.)\\n\\nAs for the acting, well you get a shirtless Leslie Nielson hamming it up (years before he did Airplane and \\\"went\\\" into comedy) and Jon Cedar channeling a third rate William Shatner singing Barry Manilow (you won't be able to get that Mandy tune out of your head.)\\n\\nThe film in fact has plenty of cannon fodder (even that old comedic and anti-Semitic stand-by the overprotective Jewish mother played by Ruth Roman like she was directed by Leni Riefenstahl). It even has the Poseidon Adventure scene when one pig-headed group splits off from the other.\\n\\nDay of the Animals also has the worst DVD transfer ever. A third rate pan and scan picture and no chapters or even a title screen. And unlike its companion piece Grizzly it needed a good transfer. After all it's filmed in glare-o-vision.\",\n \"Product: This feature film is a DVD.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Laserblast... Looks like Trent Reznor ran out of gas\\n\\nReview: Laserblast: 2 out of 10: Anytime a film calls attention to its fourth wall by negatively reflecting on its competition, that film usually sucks. It was true when President Morgan Freeman referenced Armageddon in that turkey Deep Impact. It is true in Laserblast.\\n\\nIn Laserblast our protagonist blows away a Star Wars billboard. Apparently, the filmmakers felt that Star Wars was competition. Honestly, Laserblast is so out of Star Wars league it never even occurred to me that films were even in the same genre, let alone competition.\\n\\nLaserblast is about two claymation aliens that leave behind a weapon set which consists of an oversized tube that goes on ones arm and a cheesy necklace that turns one Emo over time.\\n\\nOur 'hero' is a man with troubles. His mother leaves for vacations in Puerto Vallarta abandoning him. (Cause there is nothing a teenager hates more than when the Parental Units leave town for a week.) He also has a hot blond girlfriend (the late great Cheryl \\\"Rainbeaux\\\" Smith) and a (relatively) bitchin van. So why is our hero angry? Is it because he appears in this movie?\\n\\nNope. It turns out our 'hero' is tormented by bullies. There are the local pot smoking cops that hassle him with speeding tickets (because they are jealous of his bitchin van natch) and there is Eddie Deezen.\\n\\nNow there have been plenty of famous Hollywood bullies from Nelons Muntz of The Simpsons to Biff Tannen of Back to the Future. You remember Eddie Deezen from Grease where he played geek Eugene Felnic you may find him a strange choice to torment our 'hero'. He is.\\n\\nLook, if Eddie Deezen is picking on you, clearly you have problems even an arm laser tube thingy is not going to solve.\\n\\nIn the film's defense things do blow up occasionally, Roddy McDowell shows up for a minute and the claymation alien turtles have a certain charm. Overall however this is one really bad film.\\n\\nMystery Science Theater 3000 Season 8 Episode 6: 8 out of 10: This was the last Comedy Central episode and they clearly pulled out all stops for the segments. Mike Nelson in drag as Voyager's Captain Janeway is a particular highlight. The riffing is decent if slightly disappointing considering the sheer volume of stupid on the screen. The writers also assumed that 'are you ready for some football gag' (one of Laserblasts characters resembled Hank Williams Jr.) would never get old... those writers were sadly mistaken.\",\n \"Product: Pixar genius reigns in this funny romantic comedy, which stars a robot who says absolutely nothing for a full 25 minutes yet somehow completely transfixes and endears himself to the audience within the first few minutes of the film. As the last robot left on earth, Wall-E (voiced by Ben Burtt) is one small robot--with a big, big heart--who holds the future of earth and mankind squarely in the palm of his metal hand. He's outlasted all the \\\"Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class\\\" robots that were assigned some 700 years ago to clean up the environmental mess that man made of earth while man vacationed aboard the luxury spaceship Axiom. Wall-E has dutifully gone about his job compacting trash, the extreme solitude broken only by his pet cockroach, but he's developed some oddly human habits and ideas. When the Axiom sends its regularly scheduled robotic EVE probe (Elissa Knight) to earth, Wall-E is instantly smitten and proceeds to try to impress EVE with his collection of human memorabilia. EVE's directive compels her to bring Wall-E's newly collected plant sprout to the captain of the Axiom and Wall-E follows in hot pursuit. Suddenly, the human world is turned upside down and the Captain (Jeff Garlin) joins forces with Wall-E and a cast of other misfit robots to lead the now lethargic people back home to earth. Wall-E is a great family film with the most impressive aspect being the depth of emotion conveyed by a simple robot--a machine typically considered devoid of emotion, but made so absolutely touching by the magic of Pixar animation. Also well-worth admiring are the sweeping views from space, the creative yet disturbing vision of what strange luxuries a future space vacation might offer, and the innovative use of trash in a future cityscape. Underneath the slapstick comedy and touching love story is a poignant message about the folly of human greed and its potential effects on earth and the entire human race.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wall-E.... Try blue, it's the new red!\\n\\nReview: Wall-E: 8 out of 10: I was never a big fan of the Short Circuit movies. It was not just the thespian outings of Ally Sheedy and Steve Guttenberg I had issues with; I also hated the freakin robot. In addition, while I have admired some Pixar releases in the past (The Incredibles in particular), I am hardly the biggest fan of the studio and often admire some of their competition (such as DreamWorks' Shrek) more.\\n\\nTherefore, I did not go into Wall-E with very high hopes. Had I known it featured the music of Hello Dolly I may never have seen it at all. After the first twenty minutes, I was blown away.\\n\\nI will let other reviewers explain the Chaplin style magic of the piece. Suffice it to say wow. When the movie settles into somewhat of a plot it does bog down slightly (There are at least one to many scenes of robots we do not care about chasing other robots we do not care about) but in reality it is simply a different magic.\\n\\nEmotionally satisfying and wonderfully subversive Wall-E is necessary viewing for adults. I am not sure if it necessarily a good film for young people with poor attention spans, but thoughtful kids will get much out of it.\\n\\nMoreover, kudos to Pixar for making one of the most individualistic anti-commercial films I have ever seen.\",\n \"Product: Adventure has never been more beautiful than Charlie's Angels! Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu star as the captivating crime-fighting trio who are masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts. When a devious mastermind embroils them in a plot to destroy individual privacy, the Angels are on the spot with their brains, brawn and high-tech toys. Aided by their loyal sidekick Bosley (Bill Murray), the girls are about to bring down the bad guys when a terrible secret is revealed that makes the Angels a target of assassination. Now, it's a matter of life or death as the stunningly smart detectives use their state-of-the-art skills to kick evil's butt in this sexy, high-octane comedy!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Charlie's Angels... How many angels fit on the head of a pin?\\n\\nReview: Charlie's Angels: 7 out of 10: Reading the major press reviews I am struck by a time travel quality of their pans. It is as if they are watching another movie entirely. It's as if they were watching the leaden Charlie's Angels sequel Full Throttle.\\n\\nThe first Angels however is a great movie if you keep three things in mind. It is mindless. It is fun. It is mindless fun. Never has eye candy had so many empty calories. As nutritious for your brain as a deep-fried Twinkie and with about as much substance, Charlie's Angels is about as quintessential a summer movie as you can get.\\n\\nThis is not a bad thing. With a great soundtrack, three hot girls, solid supporting cast and non-stop action even brainless fun can be' well good. It is not easy to make a film this shallow, this entertaining. (As the sequel proved and come to think of it dozens of movies prove every summer.) In reality there is a fine line between fluffy, bubble headed, featherbrained fun and feeble-minded, half-witted, imbecilic drudgery.\\n\\nCharlie's Angels stays solidly on the featherbrained, fluffy side. It is that rather rare film that is smart enough to keep it simple and needless to say mindlessly fun.\",\n \"Product: After a small misunderstanding aboard an airplane escalates out of control, timid businessman Dave Buznik (Sandler) is ordered by the court to undergo anger management therapy at the hands of specialist Dr. Buddy Rydell (Nicholson). But when Buddy steps up his aggressive treatment by moving in, Dave goes from mild to wild as the unorthodox treatment wreaks havoc with his life in this hilarious hit comedy that will drive you mad with laughter!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The movie will make you laugh. The ending will make you cry\\n\\nReview: Anger Management: 6/10: Having a bad ending has torpedoed more than one film experience. The Village's twist was a groaner and the last scene of The Last Samurai knocked it down a rung or two. in a comedy however the end shouldn't matter.\\n\\nComedy is about laughter during the journey not the stories conclusion. None of our best comedies are known for their finales. Meet the Parents left with a comparative whimper, There's Something about Mary's ending is at best forgettable, and the bombastic over the top noise of say The Blues Brothers or Caddyshack certainly wasn't for everyone. (The exception to this rule is the wonderful Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters)\\n\\nUnlike thrillers or drama, comedy rarely invests enough in the plot to begin with for the ending to matter all that much. In addition, an Adam Sandler comedy, let us face it, has less plot than most. Alternatively, at the very least, it has the same plot and characters over and over again. Sandler after all is the Jim Varney of Long Island nerds. Therefore, to create a disaster this momentous you first need an hour and change of good comedy (rare enough esp. with Mr. Sandler on board) then you will need an ending so stupendously bad it erases the laughter.\\n\\nFirst the good news. This movie has some quite funny bits. The bad news? Well let's start with the last 15 minutes or so absolutely feel good romantic awfulness with enough celebrity cameos that could sink the Titanic, wipe out any goodwill one feels towards former Mayor Giulliani of New York and embarrass one to be a Yankee fan. Add on a plot device at the end that would not be out of place in a Deanna Durbin film and let the jaw dropping awfulness commence.\\n\\nThe last 15 minutes aside, this movie has some funny bits. Even stupid stuff like sweaters for overweight cats worked for me. Now that is rare. The set-up is pure gold and the cast is great.\\n\\nIf anything, Sandler is easily the weakest of the bunch. (Luis Guzman and John Turturro's characters needed their own movie and it was great seeing Jack be Jack again after that slog that was About Schmidt. Sandler knows how to do cruel. Anger Management was such a good concept and had such funny execution that it demanded a dark cruel outburst of energy at the end not indescribably painful schmaltz.\",\n \"Product: From acclaimed writer Charlie Kaufman and visionary director Michel Gondry comes Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. An all-star ensemble cast shines in this comical and poignant look at breakups, breakdowns and breakthroughs. Joel (Jim Carrey) is stunned to discover that his girlfriend, Clementine (Kate Winslet), has had their tumultuous relationship erased from her mind. Out of desperation, he contacts the inventor of the process, Dr. Howard Mierzwiak (Tom Wilkinson), to get the same treatment. But as his memories of Clementine begin to fade, Joel suddenly realizes how much he still loves her. Kirsten Dunst, Mark Ruffalo and Elijah Wood co-star in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - a memorable film that The Wall Street Journal calls \\\"a romantic comedy unlike any other!\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... I'm Sorry I Forgot the Movie\\n\\nReview: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: 9 out of 10: Screenwriter Charlie Kaufman is in a league of his own. If cloning is ever allowed in the United States we need to clone Mr. Kaufman. (If there is any community that will embrace cloning it will be Hollywood. Name any other place in America where nepotism is a religion. Hiring your own clone is the ultimate in nepotism.)\\n\\nCharlie Kaufman has found that fine line between realistic dialog and interesting dialog. Characters talk, fight and fall in love just like they do in real life. But unlike most movies that try to mirror real life speech Kaufman makes it interesting. (Of course it helps that Kaufman is always throwing in the bizarre; such as adulterous homicidal book authors addicted to sniffing Angel Trumpet or people entering John Malkovich's head.)\\n\\nNow just imagine if a Kaufman clone could, oh I don't know, help George Lucas write romantic dialog. (If there is anyone who occupies the opposite side of the good dialog screen writing scales its Lucas. His dialog is so wooden it would embarrass a marionette. Plus think of the Variety headline \\\"Kaufman Clone helps pen Clones\\\")\\n\\nOh the movie. Eternal Sunshine has some great performances especially by a subdued Jim Carrey. (This should surprise but after his brilliant turn in Man on the Moon, the only real surprise is how with his quiet desperate performance you forget its Carrey.) There is a really good subplot about the goings on at a mind erasure clinic. (The movie sensibly sets it up as a no big deal four-man operation like one of those laser eye surgery places in a strip mall.)\\n\\nAnd there is a really realistic romance between Carrey and Kate Winslet that blows most movies away. Currently ranked Fifty-Seventh greatest movie of all time by the IMDb. Eternal Sunshine is one movie you won't be able to get out of your head.\",\n \"Product: On what should be a routine rescue mission during World War II, the submarine USS Tiger Shark picks up three survivors of a U-boat attack. But for the crew -- trapped together in the sub's narrow corridors and constricted spaces -- the unexpected visitors seem to spark a series of chilling, otherworldly occurrences! Starring Hollywood favorites Olivia Williams (THE SIXTH SENSE, THE POSTMAN), Bruce Greenwood (THIRTEEN DAYS, DOUBLE JEAPOARD), and Matt Davis (LEGALLY BLONDE, BLUE CRUSH).\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Below... We all Live On a Haunted Submarine\\n\\nReview: Below: 5 out of 10: Much like M. Night Shyamalan's The Village halfway through Below I had a horrible feeling of dread. There were many ways the plot could still go and nothing but atmosphere and build-up had taken place. Yet I became convinced that a lame obvious payoff was in my future. I was right.\\n\\nBelow tells such a simple straightforward story that the histrionics throughout the film seem even more overblown in retrospect than during the viewing. The movie succeeds on some levels, it has a nice Pitch Black homage, very good special effects and set design and it does create a spooky atmosphere with sounds all around you and slamming door and flickering lights. (Director Twohy throws so many fright clichs at you I'm surprised the submarine doesn't have a cat.)\\n\\nThe downsides, besides the disastrous ending, are more plentiful. Bruce Greenwood, playing the acting skipper, comes across as more of a fishing charter captain than a sub commander in wartime. And Olivia Williams, as the rescued nurse, plays cold so well that I was rooting for the only piece of eye-candy in the whole film to die, disappear or at the very least shut up.\\n\\nAll of this is a bit of a shame because take away the ghost story (and the endless bump in the night cheap scares that accompany it) you have yourself a pretty serviceable psychological thriller. On top of that the action scenes with the Germans attacking the sub are certainly tenser than any of the haunting stuff.\\n\\nDirector Twohy would have been wise to dump the end and gone with a straightforward crippled World War 2 sub story.\",\n \"Product: The sudden discovery of a pyramid frozen under the ice of Antartica results in the dispatchment of a team of scientists and adventurers to investigate. Once they enter the underground pyramid, the team comes face to face with an ancient battle between two alien species - a battle that will come to a head on Earth.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I want Space Marines.... Now.\\n\\nReview: Alien vs. Predator: 5/10: Aliens check; Predators check; Space Marines; umm Space Marines? Okay who took out the Space Marines and put in this fodder.\\n\\nSome surprise moments and some thrills but not nearly enough and AVP is over way to fast. Everything in the film seems speeded up and suspense as a result is simply zero. Both the entire series of Alien movies and the first Predator film depended upon moments of silence to build up the suspense. (Nothing really happens at all of the first hour of Alien for example.)\\n\\nThis movie, on the other hand, moves so much like a video game you will be reaching for the controller. The Predators look okay but the Aliens are too cartoonish and seem to change size at random.\\n\\nThe plot and the back-story are simply inept. What is wrong with an alien Queen in the New York subway system or Predators fighting in Iraq? Heck putting them in an office block, cruise ship or shopping mall at Christmas would be preferable. (The Predators take out the Orange Julius while the Alien Queen makes her nest in Victoria Secret.)\\n\\nThe fun of aliens on earth is watching them walk into a Seven-Eleven and taking out some customers not fighting in a silly pyramid that could be on any planet in the universe.\",\n \"Product: Director Ronny Yu (FREDDY VS. JASON) tells the story of Chinese hero Huo Yianjia in JET LI'S FEARLESS. Born in the late 1800s to a martial-arts master in the Tianjin region of China, Huo Yianjia (Jet Li) is not allowed to train at his father's school because he has asthma. Later, as an adult, the self-taught Yianjia becomes a master in his own right with his own school and disciples. His only goal: to become the Champion of Tianjin--and he is willing to fight any and every challenger. Along the way, Yianjia's pride takes over and he becomes obsessed with both praise and revenge, missing the true purpose and message of the martial arts. When his quest for revenge results in tragedy, Yianjia embarks on a new journey, leaving Tianjin.Returning to his home years later, Yianjia is a new man, understanding the connection between body, mind, and soul. Instead of fighting for personal gain, he sees the importance of maintaining the national identity and pride of the Chinese people. Focusing on the importance of good sportsmanship and unity, Yianjia starts the Jingwu Sports Federation, bringing all the schools of martial arts together. Most important, he makes history in Shanghai in 1910 by defending the honor of the Chinese people in a contest against representatives from the four major foreign powers in China. Based on a true story, the film features detailed period settings and costumes, as well as superior stunts. Jet Li evokes a wide range of emotions as Yianjia, instilling the character with life and capturing the essence of this important chapter in Chinese history. Dong Yong stars as Yianjia's loyal friend, Nong Jinsun, and Sun Li plays Moon, a young woman who befriends Yianjia when he leaves Tianjin.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: You have nothing to fear but Fearless itself.\\n\\nReview: Jet Li's Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) : 6 out of 10: This movie is a true near miss. For most of its running time it is action packed with handsome photography and gritty realistic fight scenes. To bad a too predictable by half story and Jet Li's performance hold it back from greatness.\\n\\nWhat the move does right however it does very well indeed. The fight scenes are extremely well choreographed and differ in tone and skill from each other. Except for the final fight they are all very satisfying. They range from an acrophobic set piece early on above a busy city square to a humorous match between Li and a boxer that reminds one of Rocky's fight against Hulk Hogan in Rocky 3.\\n\\nThere is no obvious wire work or CGI involved this is the real deal. Had the movie stuck with it's strengths it would have been much better off.\\n\\nUnfortunately halfway through the film Jet Li's character (A loosely interpreted version of a real historical Chinese patriot) decides to forgo fighting for a life in an idyllic rice patty. Like the picture perfect Japanese village in the Last Samurai the rice patty is an idolized place with supermodel blind girls and hobbits. (Okay I made the hobbits part up; but try to watch those scenes and not think of Middle Earth.)\\n\\nJet Li's acting in the transformation scenes is wanting and his costars (especially best friend Dong Yong) steal every scene they are in. It is hard to get emotionally connected with the character (Who goes from brash youth to wise old man after a couple of rice plantings with little transformation and no gray area or shadings of personality. Both characterizations are extremely broad and simply seem two different people.)\\n\\nThis leads to a surprisingly sterile finale. I simply couldn't care about the character or his cause. Though the story is more fleshed out than say in Hero the character is simply to broad to identify with as an individual. That said I did love the fight scenes.\",\n \"Product: A family inherits an elegant steel-and-glass mansion from a deceased relative. The catch is that along with the house comes a slew of ghosts that can be seen only through special goggles.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice house, too bad about the people.\\n\\nReview: 13 Ghosts 2001: 4/10 Fantastic set design and creative character (ghost) make-up effects cannot save this overloud, over edited mess. The cast ranges from the where is my paycheck crowd (F. Murray Abraham and Tony Shalhoub), disappointedly clothed (Shannon Elizabeth about 10 years too old to play virginal teenagers and cutie Embeth Davidtz), and remarkably irritating (Alec Roberts playing a little boy you wish would just die. Matthew Lillard in his the most irritating role ever and that's saying something. And female rapper Rah Digger channeling every offensive black maid stereotype and inventing a few new ones. Come to think of it a black maid is so 1960's anyone who is anyone has a European au pair.) Yes the good old black maid stereotype, Digger is apparently channeling Beulah from Party at Horror beach She exclaims she ain't washing no windows (It's an all glass house) and for you film historians out there she doesn't birth no babies either. The rest of the comic relief is at about the same level. With Lillard practically imploding on his performance in a mad dog style that has to be seen to be believed and underutilized Davidtz stuck with the laughable task of playing an environmentalist ghost protector. On the plus side the ghosts are very well done however they don't have nearly enough screen time and look a bit like the cast of Hellraiser is moonlighting. The set design with a giant glass house with beautiful Latin writings on the walls is where the movie shines. I guess in a haunted house movie the ghosts and house are the real stars. It's simply a shame they had to include the plot and characters. Truth be told it would have been a better movie without them.\",\n \"Product: In the tradition of Urban Legends and Final Destination, Donnie Darko is an edgy, psychological thriller about a suburban teen coming face-to-face wit his dark destiny. Jake Gyllenhaal leads a star-filled cast (including Drew Barrymore, Noah Wyle, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze and Mary McDonnell) as a delusional high-school student visited by a demonic rabbit with eerie visions of the past - and deadly predictions for the future. This \\\"excitingly original\\\" (Entertainment Weekly) nail-biter will keep you on the edge of your seat until the mind-bending climax.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Silly rabbit Time Travel is for Kids\\n\\nReview: Donnie Darko: 6 out of 10: Some movies just pass me right by. I found Amelie by the end more irritating than cute, I didn't laugh once at Rushmore, and only a hostage situation could coerce me to watch The Piano again.\\n\\nDonnie Darko has a large legion of fans and I certainly understand its appeal. The acting by both Jake Gyllenhaal and Drew Barrymore is some of their best work. The rest of the cast also shines with a special kudos to Holmes Osborne as our protagonist's father in what is almost always a throw away role in teenage dramas.\\n\\nThe school and kids remind me of my high school from the eighties, (Though this being Hollywood the music is much better than what the radio actually played in those years.) and the filmmakers certainly know how to frame a shot. I was even able to look past the Holden Caulfield and Harvey flashbacks the movie caused me to suffer.\\n\\nSo what went wrong? Well the plot for starters. Oh up until the payoff it's fine enough, in fact it is better than fine. One wonders how the filmmakers are going to pull it off. The answer is simple.,they don't. If anything the end of the movie reminded me of that atrocious horror film from a few years back Soul Survivors. Like Soul Survivors Donnie Darko holds your interest with more and more implausible plot twists and coincidences then cheats at the end like a bad junior high school english essay.\\n\\nOf course Donnie Darko is otherwise superior to Soul Survivors and other films where the ending is a groaner (cough The Village cough), but after all that goodness the magic is gone and they couldn't pull a rabbit out of their hat. Even a six foot demonic one.\",\n \"Product: In the tradition of Urban Legends and Final Destination, Donnie Darko is an edgy, psychological thriller about a suburban teen coming face-to-face wit his dark destiny. Jake Gyllenhaal leads a star-filled cast (including Drew Barrymore, Noah Wyle, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze and Mary McDonnell) as a delusional high-school student visited by a demonic rabbit with eerie visions of the past - and deadly predictions for the future. This \\\"excitingly original\\\" (Entertainment Weekly) nail-biter will keep you on the edge of your seat until the mind-bending climax.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Donnie Darko... Silly rabbit Time Travel is for Kids\\n\\nReview: Donnie Darko: 6 out of 10: Some movies just pass me right by. I found Amelie by the end more irritating than cute, I didn't laugh once at Rushmore, and only a hostage situation could coerce me to watch The Piano again.\\n\\nDonnie Darko has a large legion of fans and I certainly understand its appeal. The acting by both Jake Gyllenhaal and Drew Barrymore is some of their best work. The rest of the cast also shines with a special kudos to Holmes Osborne as the father in what is almost always a throw away role.\\n\\nThe school and kids remind me of my high school from the eighties (Though this being Hollywood the music is much better than what the radio actually played in those years.) and the filmmakers certainly know how to frame a shot. I was even able to look past the Holden Caulfield and Harvey flashbacks the movie caused me to suffer.\\n\\nSo what went wrong' the plot. Oh up until the payoff it's fine enough, in fact it is better than fine. One wonders how the filmmakers are going to pull it off. The answer is simple. They don't. If anything the end of the movie reminded me of that atrocious horror film from a few years back Soul Survivors. Like Soul Survivors the movie holds your interest with more and more implausible plot twists and coincidences then cheats at the end like a bad junior high school English essay.\\n\\nNow Donnie Darko is otherwise superior to Soul Survivors and other films where the ending is a groaner (cough The Village cough), but after all that goodness the magic is gone and they couldn't pull a rabbit out of their hat. Even a six foot demonic one.\",\n \"Product: Nominated for five Academy Awards including Best Original Screenplay, this magical comedy earned overwhelming acclaim nationwide! A painfully shy waitress working at a tiny Paris cafe, Amlie makes a surprising discovery and sees her life drastically changed for the better! From then on, Amlie dedicates herself to helping others find happiness ... in the most delightfully unexpected way! But will she have the courage to do for herself what she has done for others?\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Is Amelie French for Overrated\\n\\nReview: Amelie: (Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain): 6 out of 10: Sweet, light and sometimes a little irritating; this strangely adult fable starts out very strong and sinks under the weight of it's too cute for words protagonist and her self made predicament. Amelie is a strange bird indeed. She seems initially one of those wonderfully original creations but as time in the movie marches on it becomes obvious. She is a twelve-year-old girl in a woman's body.\\n\\nYup she has silly crushes plays silly pranks and a vivid imagination. In fact one could very much see her being played by a twelve year old. This would work perfectly if the movie wasn't so jarringly adult in other ways. (Amelie's quest works in a porn shop, people having hook-up sex in a daytime café)\\n\\nIt is more of a tone issue than any objection to adult content. (As a glance at most of my other reviews will testify.) Also like most twelve-year olds Amelie pulls pranks and games a little too long. (After the 2-hour mark or so I was practically screaming at the screen to get on with it)\\n\\nNow don't get me wrong the first hour or so is one of the most delightful screen experiences. I loved the traveling gnome (which started a fad that lives on today) and liked the obsessive tape recording man in café.\\n\\nIt also shows a true fantasy version of Paris like You've You Mail's version of New York. In fact when Amelie is helping others rather than on her own quest the movie seems to move briskly and with purpose.\\n\\nIt is only in her pursuit of love that Amelie fails as both a person and a movie. Just like most twelve-year-old girls.\",\n \"Product: Based On A Short Story By Hp Lovecraft, The Undisputed Masterof Macabre, Dagon Tells The Story Of A Fishing Village Temptedby Greed Who Evolve Into Freakish Half-Human Creatures And Mustsacrifice Outsiders To An Ancient, Monstrous God Of The Sea.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dagon...Fried Fish with a dollop of H.P. Sauce\\n\\nReview: Dagon: 9 out of 10: Early on in his novella Mountains of Madness;H.P. Lovecraft paints the following picture \\\"On and around that laboratory table were strown (sic) other things, and it did not take long for us to guess that those things were the carefully though oddly and inexpertly dissected parts of one man and one dog\\\".\\n\\nI bring this quote up because so many who are casually equated with the Lovecraftian genre naturally assume he wouldn't approve of the sex and violence portrayed in modern film versions of his work. He of course had to work within the mores of the day as he sought to get his works published in magazines often read by children. Graphic sex and violence was no more acceptable in the popular fiction of the 1920's and 30's than it was in the movies of the same time period. He however often pushed the boundaries of the time and though Victorian by both birth and nature he creatively expanded what was acceptable.\\n\\nDagon is a movie filled with nudity and very graphic violence. It is also simply the best Lovecraft adaptation ever. A combination of the title work and 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth', Dagon creates a phenomenal atmosphere and doesn't let up. The tension is palatable for almost the entire running time till the grand finale (which I'll admit was a little to much Lair of the White Worm for my tastes).\\n\\nThe make up and special effects are wonderful(with the exception one bad blink and you miss it CGI effect). The actors (at least the ones that are intelligible) do a fine job. But it is the incredible foreboding atmosphere that propels the movie along.\\n\\nFilmed on a low budget they apparently found a remarkably frightening real life city that didn't need a lot of dressing up. Add a cast of stranger and stranger \\\"creatures\\\" and you simply have a winner. If you are unfamiliar with the Lovecraftian canon this is a great B movie. If you love his books however this is pure bliss.\",\n \"Product: Steve Irwin makes his big-screen debut with his most perilous adventure yet! To save a very large crocodile from poachers, Steve and his wife Terri set out on a death-defying journey through the Outback to nab the big fella and relocate him to a safe river. But what they don't know is that the angry reptile has swallowed a top-secret US satellite beacon making them all targets of American special agents! Crikey!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Hey kids it's a Faces of Death Prequel\\n\\nReview: The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course: 5/10: Okay first lets forget the movie for a minute. I mean the film is okay if you like the Crocodile Hunter and you have no business seeing it if you don't. The DVD extras however are brilliant.\\n\\nFor example they show, over years mind you, Steve Irwin and his misses Terri training their star crocodiles to attack a boat without eating the cast. Needless to say the training doesn't really work.\\n\\nSo we have wonderful footage of a barely mobile Steve complete with a knee bandage almost being chomped by a couple of over sized crocs that are some naughty shielas indeed. Now all lot of this footage makes the movie proper gussied up for whatever plot point is at hand. But it is the raw footage that shows how no CGI or mechanical crocs were used. It also covers the endless training to get the crocs used to the sets and cameras.\\n\\nThe crocs successfully, after a while, do ignore the cameras and lights but never their chief tormentor Steve. The crocs act all calm then as soon as action is shouted they go for Steve's jugular like they were starring in a Faces of Death video. The amount of work involved for such a relatively lightweight film is rather awe inspiring.\\n\\nThe film itself is rather simple. Steve and his wife find various Australian wildlife each more deadly than the last. Wildlife tries to kill Steve. Steve yells crikey. There is also an easily ignorable plot about the CIA or something that makes Kangaroo Jack look like a Charlie Kaufman film.\\n\\nAnd a warning to impressionable baby boomers, there is a desecration of Elton John's Crocodile Rock by the Baha Men. The DVD even includes a horrible video of same in case you capture some terrorists and need them to talk quick.\\n\\nOne last note. For no discernible reason the aspect ratio changes when Steve is on screen and when Steve is off screen. So if you're like me and A: You weren't paying enough attention before the film. B: You have a wide screen television. C: Your remote is an all in one affair that could land a Space Shuttle and has become a sentient being. Well needless to say according to witnesses my attempts to \\\"correct\\\" this were pretty funny to watch.\",\n \"Product: In what The Hollywood Reporter calls \\\"a brilliant debut\\\", award-winning actor Edward James Olmos sets the screen ablaze with his directorial bow - a powerful, stunning examination of a Latino crime lord, set against a backdrop of prejudice and hopelessness.Olmos stars as Santana, a youth from the streets of East Los Angeles who becomes the leader of the Mexican Mafia behind the gates of Folsom Prison. With his two childhood friends, Santana rules the prison with an iron fist, continuing a vicious cycle from which there is no escape. After serving his sentence, Santana is back on the streets for the first time since his teenage years. But he learns life on the outside is as rough as it is behind bars. For the harsh reality of barrio life and his blood-stained past will not give Santana the chance to turn his back on his former way of life.With a vehement anti-drug and anti-gang theme, American Me is an explosive and unforgettable epic.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Queer Eye for the Prison Guy\\n\\nReview: American Me: 3/10: In all fairness I have to admit I was expecting more of a gang picture (albeit a serious one) with Mexican overtones rather than a straightforward prison drama.\\n\\nAmerican Me is a straightforward prison drama.\\n\\nNobody in this film emotes; and pass the K-Y jelly because there is more guy on guy action in this movie than in the men's room at a Sex in the City wrap party. Add in the bathroom/drug smuggling scenes and you may be squirming in your seat for more reasons than a slow pace.\\n\\nIn addition, many older actors can play characters in their twenties. Even those that have obvious hairline issues (see the later Porky's movies) seem to pull it off. Edward James Olmos is one man who should never even try. He looks like he was born fifty. He also plays the lead with the charisma of a sullen rock.\\n\\nIn addition to the miscasting and sodomy, American Me suffers from serious script issues. It simply takes at face value the characters contention that they are king of the world. They are not. It is one thing for the characters themselves to be misguided (as they are most certainly are) but the movie itself seems not to realize what big losers these guys are. Sure, they are king of the cellblock. Hurrah, that is like being voted carnie of the month.\\n\\nA good first 45 minutes or so quickly melts into under acted pathos (Nobody emotes in this movie, cause they are all tough guys see.) and misguided plot twists (the whole taking on the mob bit was horribly done). The movie just keeps getting worse and worse.\\n\\nOh and Olmos's character writes poetry; bad rhyming poetry. Yup poetry and anal sex, American Me is one makeover away from its own Bravo series.\",\n \"Product: this is dvd\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: So Timmy do you like movies about Spartans\\n\\nReview: The 300 Spartans: 6 out of 10: This is one of those strangely bi-polar movies. 1/2 historical war film 1/2 Gidget goes to ancient Greece. Much like that three-hour opus Midway, there is a romantic subplot completely out of tone with the rest of the film. Diane Baker, who can really act mind you, seems to be channeling a beach party movie in her ill-advised love interest role.\\n\\nLuckily for the viewer it's all swords and sandals after the first half. For a sixties movie the battles are very well done indeed. The armies are large and the extras are plentiful. The battle is also creative in its use of fire and arrows. This isn't a two guys fighting to the death with fake swords Italian job. This is a battle of entire armies clashing on the screen.\\n\\nThe location shooting in Greece proper is also a beautiful plus. The sets on the other hand are right out of the original Star Trek series almost to the point you expect Kirk and Spock to pop in any moment violating the prime directive. (This might explain why a Persian commander exclaims the Spartans fight like machines. Machines in ancient Greece? Must have escaped from the zoo.)\\n\\nThere is also the hilariously historically inaccurate braying about freedom from the Spartan commander. (In reality Sparta was a model for Nazi Germany. And their views on slaves and slave labor would have made a Confederate general blush.) In actuality the Persians foes were the more enlightened of the two.\\n\\nBut I am nit picking. As long as one can get past the romance, stop expecting Klingons to pop in at any moment and enjoy the hour-long battle at the end. 300 Spartans is a well-done ride.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Core... Good God don't disasters hit the non-tourist areas\\n\\nReview: The Core: 5 out of 10: Disaster movies always seem to do better when the disaster is local in scope. A city threatened by avalanche, a tower threatened by an inferno, a Poseidon threatened by an adventure, that kind of thing. Earth killer movies are always a harder road.\\n\\nYou have your 4 standard horseman of the earth disaster; nuclear war, space invaders, plagues (esp. those that create zombies), and meteors. Lately earth killing movies have gotten creative and lets face it stupid, global warming (The Day after Tomorrow), President George W Bush (Fahrenheit 911) and now The Core with it's well' I'm still not sure what broke.\\n\\nThe core of the earth stopped spinning (not the earth itself mind you) which is causing the electromagnetic field to dissipate. Okay, that sounds serious. So that would cause what exactly? Apparently the movie wasn't all that sure so we get scenes of some the lamest and implausible disasters ever. Let's put two under the scientific microphone shall we.\\n\\nOne involves birds going all Hitchcock in London due to their inability to navigate using the magnetic field. Okay that may effect the birds ability to fly south (Oh my god the pigeons they're going east!), but even the Mr. Magoo of the avian world wouldn't start flying into statues and buses.\\n\\nIn another of the all too short montages of disaster a lightning storm destroys the Roman Coliseum. I'm not sure which are more unlikely, lighting striking relatively short rock structure, or the granite exploding when it does. Lightning, last time I checked, was attracted to metal.\\n\\nBut what would you expect from a movie that puts a giant windshield in a rock-drilling machine (Made with that magic metal Unobtainium). Keep in mind I've only scratched the surface of the silliness.\\n\\nActing wise Stanley Tucci is a joy, Hillary Swank still kind of looks like a guy, and everyone else is forgettable. The Core is enjoyable in that bad 50's sci-fi kind of way. But they needed more (and more plausible) disasters, and much less well everything else.\",\n \"Product: From ei Independent Cinema - creators of Lord of the Strings and Carlito's Angels - comes their most spectacular film yet! SpiderBabe is a non-stop, over- the-top action epic and hilarious spoof featuring sexy superheroes, voluptuous villains and outrageous visual fx! ei Cinema starlet Misty Mundae (Lord of the Strings, Play-mate of the Apes) is Patricia Porker, a shy and studious college girl with sweet dreams of romance with a handsome jock. When bitten by her science teacher's genetically engineered arachnid, she gets more than she could have ever wished for! Suddenly transformed into a wall-climbing, building-bounding beauty with superhuman strength, Patricia takes the name 'SpiderBabe' and quickly warms to saving lives and fighting crime in New York City. But little does SpiderBabe know that a sinister arch-enemy is plotting her downfall. Her name is Lucinda Knoxx, a.k.a. The Femtilian (Julian Wells) - a lithe, deadly and delectable evil genius with her own taste for adventure - and she will stop at nothing in her mad quest for global domination. J.J.J.J., curvaceous editor of The Daily Bungle, also has it in for our world wide web-flinger, and she employs a macho reporter and a gorgeous spy to dig deep and get the dirt on SpiderBabe. As superhero and supervillain come to blows, will it be a climactic battle to save Manhattanor will SpiderBabe and Femtilian walk off into the sunset together?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Spiderbabe... Does Whatever a Spider Can?\\n\\nReview: Spiderbabe: 7 out of 10: It is important to note I am comparing Spiderbabe to other films in the naked lesbian chicks that guys like to watch genre. I am not comparing it to other big budget superhero movies (though it is better than Spiderbabe or Catwoman) or movie parodies (nice to see one without Leslie Nielson though), nope strictly the soft-core lesbian porn for guys genre. In that category, Spiderbabe is certainly well above average.\\n\\nWhile not as good as say Lord of the G-Strings or Embrace of the Vampire it marks a vast improvement over two recent Misty Mundae films, the equally atrocious Lust for Dracula and New York Wildcats. Unlike those two films, you will not be fast-forwarding through the plot. In Fact unlike those two films, you will not be fast-forwarding throughout the sex scenes either.\\n\\nSpiderbabe does not suffer from the \\\"good lord put your clothes back on honey\\\" third tier actresses that often appear in these films. All the girls here are quite attractive. Yet strangely, since the lesbian sex scenes are not the most inventive ever created and there is no real erotic tension between the characters, it is the filler that stands out the most.\\n\\nSpiderbabe is a surprisingly expansive point-to-point deconstruction of the first Spiderman movie. Everything from the tryout as a wrestler to the battle with the Green Goblin is given an erotic twist. In addition, you will never guess from where Spiderbabe shoots her web (hint it is not her wrists).\\n\\nWhile not as funny as G-Strings or erotic as Embrace, Spiderbabe deftly mixes lesbian sex scenes and spot on parody into an entertaining romp. If you like your lesbian porn with humor or for that matter your humor with attractive naked chicks Spiderbabe is for you. Moreover, lets all hope no one does an erotic remake of the Hulk shall we.\",\n \"Product: used-tape and cover in very good condition\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beyond Re-Animator... Lorena Bobbitt Star Reporter\\n\\nReview: Beyond Re-Animator: 8 out of 10: If you haven't seen the original Re-Animator drop what your doing and go see it. Re-Animator is simply one the best over the top horror/comedies in existence.\\n\\nOkay now we got that out of the way, how does this second sequel stack up? While it is no great classic of cinema or even the horror/comedy oeuvre, Beyond Re-Animator is a fun chaotic romp. It contains one of the best prison riots ever filmed, (think Natural Born Killers mixed with Alien 3), the best performance by a severed penis since Street Trash, (I always wondered how severed penises stayed erect. I mean hydraulically speaking' well never mind), and another incredible over the top performance by Jeffery Combs.\\n\\nCombs is simply the reason to see the film. His Dr Herbert West is older, wiser and as demented as ever. The movie, after a brief prologue, finds Dr. West doing time in one of those prisons Steven Segal is always trying to escape from. He is reanimating rats with homemade equipment in his cell. Soon another young protg comes along and it's time to continue his experiments on humans. West has found a way to stop his reanimated corpses from becoming flesh-eating zombies.\\n\\nDoes it work? Who are we kidding of course not. As a result severed limbs, heads, torsos, and other (see above) rule the day. Throw in gratuitous female nudity, scientific doublespeak, and day-glo green syringes and we have ourselves a Re-Animator movie. Now I can nitpick about the somewhat slow beginning, the bad dubbing, and the mishandling of the girlfriend/warden scenes. (The movie seems strangely halfhearted about the implicit sadism between the two characters. The director Brian Yunza needed the scenes to be firmer and more explicit.) But whom am I kidding. Beyond Re-Animator is surprisingly fun. Watching the severed limbs gambol about is a riot, and lead Jeffery Combs is so good one wonders why he doesn't make more movies.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dawn of the Dead... Isn't a good remake an oxymoron\\n\\nReview: Dawn of the Dead (2004): 10 out of 10: I sympathize with the fan boys that feel any remake of Dawn of the Dead is sacrilegious. You get an emotional attachment to films that scared you in your youth. (One on mine is Assault on Precinct 13 that was remade recently and I just know I will be disappointed with the remake. I am still scared of ice cream trucks as a result of seeing that film when I was 9)\\n\\nRemakes themselves have a well deserved bad reputation. (Easiest movie trivia question: What is the best film remake? The Maltese Falcon of course. That Humphrey Bogart perennial was a remake of a 1931 film of the same name. I'm sure back in 1941 that there were a couple of people complaining that Bogart was no Ricardo Cortez and the ruined the story by taking out the affair and homosexual subplots. The first film after all was a pre-code affair.)\\n\\nDawn of the Dead is in reality a different movie than the original. This is no shot for shot Psycho remake nor is it the same movie with a glossier CGI coat of paint. It is a faster more intense zombie film. It is one of the best action horror films of the last ten years. The opening twenty minutes in simply one of the scariest action packed sequences I have ever seen. By the time our band of protagonists gets to the mall they are not the only one's catching their breath.\\n\\nIt becomes a pretty good sized group at the mall and you end up slogging through some slow bits as the zombies eat it down to a more manageable size. The acting is across the board good and the effects are suitably gory and plentiful. Director Zack Snyder wisely dumps much of Romero's sociological subplots and replaces them with a more timely commentary. (Instead of zombies as consumer motif we have shooting undead celebrities. And instead of an outwardly hostile motorcycle gang, we have a more subtle power struggle between the otherwise powerless.)\\n\\nThe updates honestly work, as a more literal remake would have simply fallen flat. Is Dawn of the Dead better than the original? I won't say. Is it one of the best films of 2004? Yes. Is it better than Romero's own sequel Day of the Dead? Good Lord yes.\",\n \"Product: Vin Diesel (XXX, The Fast and the Furious) stars in this electrifying special-effects-fueled action spectacular! After years of outrunning ruthless bounty hunters, escaped convict Riddick suddenly finds himself caught between opposing forces in a fight for the future of the human race. Now, waging incredible battles on fantastic and deadly worlds, this lone, reluctant hero will emerge as humanity's champion - and the last hope for a universe on the edge of annihilation. Powered by groundbreaking visual effects and pulse-pounding, thrill-a-minute action, The Chronicles of Riddick is \\\"a roller coaster ride that leaves you kicking and screaming for more!\\\" (Hollywood Hotwire)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Chronicles of Riddick... If Mozart wrote a Space Opera!\\n\\nReview: Chronicles of Riddick: 6 out of 10: This movie reminded me very much of Dune. Not because of the opulent sets and costumes but simply because for the first 30 minutes or so I had absolutely no idea what was going on.\\n\\nNow keep in mind I saw and loved the previous film Pitch Black (And if there was any justice in Hollywood Pitch Black star Rahda Mitchell would be getting 20 million dollar paychecks and Van Diesel would be doing walk on roles in Colin Farrell vehicles) and I saw that 30-minute anime that was supposed to fill in the plot (needless to say it doesn't).\\n\\nThe film Dune was criticized for its ponderous 15 minute opening narration and while I wouldn't inflict that particular torture on any other movie some idea of what is going on was clearly in order. Chronicles of Riddick on the other hand starts of mired in confusion. Even for those that had seen the previous film(s).\\n\\nIt then quickly hits a low point with seizure inducing battle flashes and a little girl melting Riddick's heart in a scene right out of the Grinch that Stole Christmas. But as soon as I was reaching for the eject button the movie strangely morph's into Alien 3 (or Star Trek VI the Undiscovered Country take your pick.)\\n\\nSee Riddick was going to save Jack the twelve year old girl who pretended to be a boy and now looks and dresses like a supermodel because she is safely located in an otherwise all male prison. Yeah that one kind of lost me too. However the action scenes pick up again and enough back story drifts in so that the biblical/Shakespearian plot comes into focus.\\n\\nYou see Riddick was born on a planet called Krypton, and then he was placed in the reeds to escape the pharaoh or was it King Herod'. anyway the guy married to Lady MacBeth. No! Not the one with the Billy Ray Cyrus mullet. He was Lady MacBeth's lover Lancelot. See clear as day.\\n\\nSure the bad guy wears that mask from Amadeus and his troops look like Gwar started a dance troop. But many of the sets and costumes carry the day. The special effects are very well done (with the possible exception of the CGI Hellhounds) and the music certainly could have been worse.\\n\\nThe basic problem is the three main characters left over from Pitch Black have gotten the warm and fuzzies. I've explained supermodel Jack above and I understand why the Imam character had to be significantly toned down post 9/11 but why change Riddick?\\n\\nHe hugs puppies (okay Hellhounds) and children. All the appeal of the character from the first movie seems to be missing. He still talks the talk but the walk is very different. Looks like someone lost a pair.\",\n \"Product: Following her death at the hands of Bullseye, Elektra Natchios, hired assassin skilled in the weapon of the sai, is brought back to life by the Order of the Hand, the ninja assassin group that first trained her. Given an order to kill a man and his teenage daughter, Elektra finds that a conscience is detrimental to life as an assassin.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Elektra... Red Bustier? At least Daredevil had an excuse.... he was blind.\\n\\nReview: Elektra: 4 out of 10: When people said Jennifer Garner, as Elektra, was the best thing in the movie Daredevil. I'm pretty sure they were mostly damning with faint praise. After all Jennifer, while certainly an attractive female, came across as a sorority pledge playing dress-up on S and M rush night.\\n\\nIn Elektra she looks even more ridiculous. There have been plenty of great female assassins over the years from the camp of a Bond villain, to the seductiveness of Linda Fiorentino, even the girl next-door deadliness of Bridget Fonda in Point of No Return. Female assassins are a wonderful staple of filmdom, seductive yet deadly. Garner is neither. \\\"She looks like she is thinking of puppies,\\\" claimed one reviewer I read and I concur. If the Smurfs were X-rated ninja's, then Garner would still be miscast in Smurfette: Deadly Blue.\\n\\nHer costumes certainly don't help her cause. You almost have the urge to tell her to put some clothes on and bright red Victoria Secret lingerie just doesn't scream stealth or deadly. Lord knows the rest of this mess doesn't help Garner either.\\n\\nWhile Terrance Stamp can do no wrong every else seems either miscast or afraid of stealing Garner's thunder. Add on poor special effects, villains that turn into family friendly yellow smoke when killed, ninjas that crash through windows like Army rangers, gas stoves that explode like nuclear weapons, laundry fu, Japanese villains out of a World War 2 propaganda film and my personal favorite the warmest Christmas in Canadian history.\\n\\nThe movie clearly takes place in the northwest United States or Vancouver. The days are long, everyone is in short sleeves, and Garner takes recreational swims in the lake. (Canadian Lakes are notoriously cold even in August mind you) So when a cherub faced character asks Garner over for Christmas dinner Elektra isn't the only one surprised.\\n\\nGarner is sexy but when it's time to kill she should either get dressed or let the grown-ups take care of things.\",\n \"Product: IN 18TH CENTURY ROMANIA, RAYNE, A DHAMPIR (HALF-HUMAN, HALF-VAMPIRE), PRONE TO FITS OF BLIND BLOOD RAGE BUT SADDLED WITH A COMPUNCTION FOR HUMANS, STRIVES TO AVENGE HER MOTHER'S RAPE BY HER FATHER, KAGAN, KING OF VAMPIRES. TWO VAMPIRE HUNTERS PERSUADE HER TO JOIN THEIR CAUSE.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: BloodRayne... Red Rayne is falling down Red Rayne\\n\\nReview: BloodRayne: 7 out of 10: Uwe Boll is not the next Ed Wood, Not even close. (To every person who blithely claims this is the worst film ever I recommend Raptor Island on the Sci-fi network as a primer on how bad genre films can actual be or perhaps a made for PAX disaster film such as the obviously titled Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke.) Yes Uwe's House of the Dead was a particularity stupid film. I hated it too. But Uwe knows how to point his camera in the general direction of the action and keep the action at a pace that holds ones interest.\\n\\nBloodRayne is a surprisingly enjoyable genre romp. Yes all the individual criticisms at the film from the bizarre choices in hair pieces and costumes to the silly dialogue are true. But c'mon it's a video game/vampire movie. Really how high are ones expectations going in? For a video game movie it isn't half bad. (Its tons better than say Doom, not as tightly put together as say Resident Evil) Uwe brings a refreshing European sensibility to sex and violence in the movie (In other words plenty of gratuitous nudity and violence). He also makes good use of the Romanian landscape bringing an almost Peter Jackson feel to the proceedings.\\n\\nAlso in campy side of things it's always fun watching Hollywood professionals ruin careers for the sake of a paycheck. (The way Madsen looks and acts in this movie I wouldn't hire him to do my lawn and Kingsley acts as if he is auditioning for the Mr. Burns role in an upcoming live action Simpson's movie) So Uwe Boll isn't the next Ed Wood more a talentless Paul Verhoeven. Hey at least his films are getting better and BloodRayne is a surprising fun film for those with a less discriminating taste.\",\n \"Product: Showtime has amassed some of the greatest horror film writers and directors to bring to you the anthology series, \\\"Masters of Horror.\\\" For the first time the foremost names in the horror film genre have joined forces for the series consisting of 13 one-hour films each season.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Masters of Horror: Don Coscarelli: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road... Dark Side of The Moonface\\n\\nReview: Masters of Horror: Don Coscarelli: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road: 8 out of 10: In many ways fifty minutes is the perfect length for a horror movie. Incident certainly has enough plot for a full length feature, but this is a story broken down to its core elements without any unnecessary filler. (It has a bit of a Twilight Zone feel as a result.)\\n\\nMasters of Horror is that wonderful Showtime series that has produced some great horror films and some guilty pleasures (in particular Clive Barker's Haeckel's Tale). Incident got this anthology series off to a very strong start.\\n\\nThe film is about a woman that has a car accident on a deserted stretch of rain soaked mountain road. She quickly finds herself perused by a serial killer (dubbed Moonface) who is busy chasing a previous victim. She turns out not to be the damsel in distress that we suspected, as she has had survival training from her boyfriend which the film doles out in flashback. It is also interesting as one can see the progression of her relationship with the boyfriend as it coincides her conflict with Moonface.\\n\\nDirector Don Coscarielli runs a tight ship with plenty of surprises in both plot and scope. The acting by all is above board with a particular nod to John DeSantis as the serial killer. Moonface, with his chrome teeth, baldhead and big shiny knife; he is such a quality villain that it seems a shame he is in such a small film. Moonface certainly could hold his own with the Jason's and Leatherface's of the world. In fact, he has that childlike quality that made Leatherface such an endearing character,. (Not to mention they share the same interior decorator.)\\n\\nThe gore is good, the set design is excellent and the movie is simply never boring. Add on a story with depth and layers and you have a very strong start to an excellent series.\",\n \"Product: In this intensely terrifying horror film, eight explorers who discover a new cave system in Central Asia find themselves trapped and hunted by an unknown presence. When the group's two guides are mysteriously killed off, the members of the team find themselves caught in a fight for their lives as they desperately seek to escape the labyrinths of the cave. With two key members of the team dead, the explorers desperately try to escape and find that their way out has been inexplicably sealed shut. They're trapped inside and the only way to continue is to go deeper into the cave. Miles beneath the surface and surrounded by labyrinths of rock, sand, mud and water, they embark on a fight for their lives hunted by an unknown presence and threatened by divisions from within their own ranks. They charge at a breakneck pace to a frightening and thoroughly startling conclusion.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: The Cavern.... Bad Cave\\n\\nReview: The Cavern (Within) : 2 out of 10: Blair Witch meets The Cave and gives me a headache.\\n\\nI have something to ask all film schools, could you please teach future directors how to hold a camera steady. Flailing the camera around like Aunt Betty with 12 drinks is headache inducing.\\n\\nIn addition, film is primarily a visual medium directors may want to point their camera's in the general direction of the action. Film also requires light to work. Perhaps a light source should be employed so one can see the action on the screen. I know it is a cave movie but there is absolutely nothing frightening about watching pitch blackness for minutes at a time.\\n\\nFor that matter showing the film upside down doesn't indicate confusion on screen it indicates confusion in the editing booth.\\n\\nA last note to the director I am sure there was a good reason to have a horribly fake CGI campfire. I honestly, for the life of me, cannot think of one.\\n\\nNow on to the screenwriter, could you try to make at least one character likable? I would prefer two or more but one decent person I can root for or care about might help. In addition, if you are going to have flashbacks make them relevant to the story.\\n\\nIf you are going to have a surprise ending it is probably best if it doesn't contradict every single thing that comes before it. In addition, try adding some fancy spelunking terms to a cave movie. You might have wanted to start with spelunking.\\n\\nThe Cavern is a bad film, poorly shot with a confusing, improbable and anticlimactic ending.\",\n \"Product: Victor is a young and powerful millionaire who discovers his beautiful wife Elizabeth (Kristy Swanson) is having an affair with his best friend, Roman. In an attempt to get rid of Victor forever, Roman and Elizabeth use a deadly poison to kill him. But when the poison only paralyzes Victor, he awakens to find hes in a morgue. As the poison wears off, Victors anger and rage sends him on a quest to seek revenge on his wife and her lover.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Swanson's Hungry man dinners\\n\\nReview: Living Death: 5 out of 10: If you ever wondered what Body Heat 2 would look like if remade this year and having Kathleen Turner reprising her original role this movie may clue one in? Kristy Swanson hasn't spent much time on the big screen since the mid-nineties and she looks like she has been eating a lot of her namesakes Hungry Man dinners. Don't get me wrong she is attractive as a full-figured woman it simply was a bit disconcerting after not seeing her for a dozen years or so. She certainly hasn't spent that time fine tuning her thespian craft however as she is defiantly the acting weak point in this little drama.\\n\\nThe plot has Shannon Tweed/ Tim Matheson written all over it. Abusive do nothing playboy husband is killed by suffering wife and his best friend/lawyer who is now her lover. Only problem is that they choose a poison that if given in the wrong dose only causes the person to appear dead. D'oh.\\n\\nHe comes back and gets revenge on everyone who wronged him. Sounds like your very standard erotic thriller except it isn't.\\n\\nThere is no nudity and virtually no sex. The only bondage is the decidedly non-erotic leg breaking kind. This is a straight up horror movie and it puts the pedal to the metal.\\n\\nMain lead Greg Byrk captures our evil protagonist's hedonism perfectly. (The scene where he snorts coke while playing videogames is a classic.) The revenge isn't fair or just it is bloody and cruel.\\n\\nThis creates a great vibe in the film as the only guy to root for is a remarkably unlikable rogue. In fact the film has virtually not one likable hero style character giving an almost Bad Santa feel to the proceedings.\\n\\nThe film picks up the pace about halfway through and never lets go. Not a great film or a genre classic by any means but certainly an entertaining horror film.\",\n \"Product: Unforgettable with her electrified hairdos and outlandish outfits, Phyllis Diller began her career as \\\"the world's worst housewife\\\" and rose to great popularity as she delighted in mocking herself and her \\\"husband,\\\" Fang. This award-winning film follows Diller's groundbreaking career from its modest beginnings to her extraordinary success and also explores her off-stage life at home, providing a rare glimpse at the real woman behind the image. The film also goes behind the curtain for this intimate look at the last moments before Diller's final stand-up performance as the comedienne prepares to hang up her wigs after 47 incredible years making people laugh. Fellow comedians Roseanne Barr, David Brenner, Red Buttons, Don Rickles, Rip Taylor, Bonnie Hunt, Lily Tomlin and many more reflect on Diller's powerful legacy.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Goodnight We Love You... Phyllis Diller Sex Tape\\n\\nReview: Goodnight, We Love You: 5 out of 10: This collection of Phyllis Diller sex tapes is somewhat disappointing. Often filmed in that awful night vision green it is hard to make out the action. In addition, Miss Diller rarely takes on more than one man at a time (except for the Catalina Island orgy) and her only lesbian scene (with Elaine Boosler) is all to brief.\\n\\nPhyllis of course was a famous sex kitten who had myriad affairs with such luminaries as Troy Donahue and Anwar Sadat. In fact, Sadat's last words 'Phyllis it was always you' is often misquoted... okay okay I kid I kid\\n\\nFans of Phyllis Diller will be pleased... Fans of elderly woman checking into moderate hotel suites will be in heaven. Goodnight, We Love you does beg a few questions. The primarily one is should you allow your stalker to film your biography. To describe director Gregg Barson as fawning is to completely underestimate his obsequious servitude towards Miss Diller. Honestly, it is more than a bit creepy.\\n\\nNot that celebrities interviewed are any less ingratiating. Not one expresses surprise that Diller is still alive and the kind words flow as if they were giving an encomium rather than personal insights. I understand that is human nature to say something nice but after the twentieth or so collection of hosannas, Don Rickles' sneering come across as a breath of fresh air rather than the senile rambling it actually is.\\n\\nIn fact, Rickles' own recent documentary 'Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project' would make a nice companion piece for this film\\n\\nDiller's Guinness Book awarding rapid-fire delivery is well covered here and a reunion of her personal assistants is the highlight of the film. I wish there was more of the personal stories and less generic celebrity praising. There is also not enough actual stand-up in the film itself as a result the companion disk of her last live performance is a welcome addition.\\n\\nA nice enough film for Diller fans but one should check their blood sugar levels before watching.\",\n \"Product: An action-filled sci-fi disaster film in the vein of Dante's Peak, Magma: Volcanic Disaster centers around unexplainable volcanic activity which threatens the world's population. A team of scientists set out to gather the evidence needed to convince government officials that the end is near and devise a plan to potentially prevent Armageddon.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Rotten at the Core\\n\\nReview: Magma: Volcanic Disaster: 5 out of 10: The always watchable Xander Berkley (24) and the impish Amy Jo Johnson (Pink Power Ranger) lead a surprisingly solid cast down made for television disaster movie hell.\\n\\nWith Made for TV disaster movies the questions are not how good are certain elements but how mind numbingly awful will these elements be. Stack the deck with the terrifying fact this is a made for Sci-fi Channel Disaster movie (Only PAX is worse) and anything above pure pain is a feat of cinematic luck. This is not pure pain.\\n\\nAs I said the leads were watchable and the screenplay liked to actually kill off characters on screen which is a nice touch. In addition Amy Jo Johnson's attempts to simultaneously bed Xander Berkley and save his marriage were more entertaining than anything else in the movie. (Usually in disaster movies these subplots put the \\\"T\\\" in tedium.) Alas the rest of the movie is a true disaster and both the screenwriter and the effects/sets departments share blame. First off all most natural disasters are not caused by man. Perhaps a look near a dictionary for the definition of natural might clear this up.\\n\\nThe idea that nuclear testing and chemical waste is polluting the core of the earth (it's solid by the way and starts about 400 miles below the surface) causing it to expand is not the most ridiculous premise for a movie (that is shared by this film's bigger sister The Core, The Day After Tomorrow and Sixteen Candles) but it is close.\\n\\nAs for the special effects guys I know the CGI lava looks bad and the model subs are wanting but if you're going to put the characters in a lava tunnel perhaps one without actual lights attached on the walls would be better. And what kind of underground mine was that anyway? It looked like a Styrofoam tunnel house.\\n\\nThe movie simply falls apart at the end with nuclear weapons once again coming to the rescue and a Yellowstone finale which was one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Magma is average in a field where the competition is awful.\",\n \"Product: Sione is getting married. But there's a problem. Well, there are actually 4 problems...Sione's brother, Michael and his 3 best friends, Albert, Stanley, and Sefa; the ladies' man, the good boy, the weird one, and the party boy. They're 30-something, but t\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Android Apocalypse... It's the end of the movie and I feel fine\\n\\nReview: Android Apocalypse: 4 out of 10: Well it did not make me want to poke my eyes out with a dull fork... so it has that going in its favor.\\n\\nDateline the future... Phoenix is a domed city surrounded by a horrifying wasteland. (Kind of like now) Humans are in short supply so androids that look exactly like humans do most of the work. Our mullet wearing racist (androidist?) hero loses his shoveling things job to an android. A few eighties flashback fistfights later and he finds himself on the run through the wasteland handcuffed to an android. (Joey Lawrence of Blossom of all people.)\\n\\nThe leads are actually quite good and it is unusual for white trash to be a hero in these (or any) type of films. That is a nice change of pace. The story on the other hand is pretty awful. For example the ending is so truncated they either ran out of money or forgot the whole apocalypse promise of the title.\\n\\nWhile Lawrence does his best data impersonation, the other androids are all over the map. Many of them emote more than their human counterparts, while others are clearly the same five grips wearing facemasks.\\n\\nSet design also needs work. The prison is clearly a factory. The humans headquarters is a glorified office park complete with fernage. (I was having Overdrawn at the Memory Bank flashbacks) In addition, items such as blankets with do not remove tags and Jeep Cherokees litter the film.\\n\\nOverall a decent if slow Sci-fi time waster. Just do not get you hopes up for an apocalypse.\",\n \"Product: Once again blood flows in the streets of Kanto. The eternal fate that has been handed down for over 1800 years is now being fought by ancient warriors who have been reincarnated into the students of the seven top schools. One such student, Hakufu Sonsaku, arrives on the scene and is rumored to be the legendary Shou Haou (The one who is said to be the one to defeat many in battle). But can this blonde air-head with the overly-endowed assets actually be the legendary Shou-Haou?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ikki Tousen... Romance Of The Three Kingdoms with Panty Shots.\\n\\nReview: Ikki Tousen: 8 out of 10: The term fan service is thrown around a lot when people discuss Anime. Ikki Tousen is the greatest (or worst) example of blatant fan service I have seen outside of a pornographic Hentai.\\n\\nOne could easily watch the first few episodes and could think that blatant and somewhat creepy fan service is all Ikki Tousen offers, but something funny happened I got drawn into the story.\\n\\nIn an alternate universe High Schools exist for fighting tournaments. The students wear teardrops shaped earrings that contain the essence of warriors from the Three Kingdoms period in China (also known as called the Six Dynasties) that followed the loss of de facto power by the Han Dynasty emperors. Each character in Ikki Tousen is predestined to the fate of their respective warrior.\\n\\nSo a history lesson is mixed in between the shots of leave nothing to the imagination white panties. Does that really excuse a grown man watching topless high school girls beat each other up?... Probably not no.\\n\\nThe animation is rudimentary and the episodes can be a touch repetitive. There is also that guy blushing sex humor I despise. Nevertheless, as soon as I start to fail to warm to the episodes something dramatic happens too break the pattern (The lesbian rape in Episode 6 Roku is a particular game changer.)\\n\\nSo if you enjoy a good Anime and do not currently appear on any sex offender lists I can highly recommend Ikki Tousen. Give it a few episodes you may be drawn into the history and characterization. Alternatively, you might just be a sick in the head... different strokes and all that.\",\n \"Product: Ami (Minase Yashiro, in her film debut) is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies' association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother (Asami) of her brother's slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop, over-the-top kill fest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies. Special Features: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Original U.S. Trailer. Audio: English dub, original Japanese language with English subtitles.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Machine Girl... \\\"Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads\\\"\\n\\nReview: Machine Girl (Kataude mashin gru): 7 out of 10: People in Japan must have very high blood pressure. They don't bleed in Machine Girl, as much as they outright gush gallons of the red stuff. The effect is so over the top it adds a sense of outrageous humor to what could have been a fairly grim affair. After all the story concerns a college girl who gets a prosthetic weapon attached to her elbow after a member of the Yakuza amputates her lower arm to disused her from investigating the suiciding of her younger brother.\\n\\nThis quick synopsis actually understates the depravity our heroine undergoes before she gets all Death Wish on anyone with a shiny business suit.\\n\\nOur Rick Allenesqe heroine is played by the delightful and delicious Japanese model/actress Minase Yashiro. In fact one of the movies strong points is a quite attractive cast wearing schoolgirl outfits and camo like some cosplayers wet dream. Mono-named Asami and Honoka join Yashiro to round out the attractive female cast.\\n\\nMachine Girl however never really hooks the viewer emotionally. It is all so over the top and cartoonish. Exploitation films often benefit from allowing the audience to get emotionally involved with the characters (Think Mad Max or Savage Streets). I don't blame the actresses in this case; I simply think the script could have taken a breather from the silliness to add some much needed poignancy.\\n\\nThe entire film plays like an overlong Monty Python skit. It has great set pieces, decent special effects and enough fetish material to keep a Chaku-ero fan in his basement for a week. It simply doesn't tell a compelling story, nor does it allow one to become attached to any of the characters involved.\\n\\nThat said however, I simply cannot dislike a film that features a bra made out of industrial drills. So turn you mind off, send the misses out shopping and enjoy.\",\n \"Product: In 1998, four childhood buddies with a shared love of all things Star Wars reunite for one final, hilarious odyssey. Their insane plan: a cross-country road trip to storm George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch and steal a copy of Episode I before it's released. With the police, a crew of angry Trekkies, and a crazy pimp hot on their trail, what could possibly go wrong? Featuring Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury), Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder), and Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), plus a slew of hysterical surprise cameos, the Force IS strong with this one! (Brian Gallagher, MovieWeb)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fanboys... Being a fan means never having to say you're sorry.\\n\\nReview: Fanboys: 5 out of 10: The back-story behind this film is much more interesting than what appears on the screen. It seems in a galaxy far far away the evil Harvey 'Darth' Weinstein wanted to cut out the main plot of this movie. (Kid dying of cancer wants to see Star Wars Episode One before he dies.) The rebel alliance (Director Kyle Newman) fought a guerilla battle against Harvey and won so the film is now released with the Linus dying of cancer subplot intact.\\n\\nWell, since the movie itself seems too conveniently ignore the Linus cancer plot at regular intervals, (Chris Marquette who plays Linus looks like he is about to run a triathlon rather than someone with a fatal illness. He is like a male Ali McGraw) one can be excused to ponder what the hubbub was about.\\n\\nIn actuality the cancer subplot was the second most ridiculous story line in the film with the first being Sam Huntington's quest to not inherit his fathers 12 car dealerships... cause becoming a multimillionaire overnight means abandoning your dreams of drawing comic books?\\n\\nFanboys is funny in spots and has some great performances including Kristen Bell as the perfect geek girl and Dan Fogler who is the spiritual reincarnation of Curtis Armstrong (Booger from Revenge of the Nerds) and great cameos including William Shatner.\\n\\nThe main leads (Marquette and Huntington) are charisma free drips however and the movie suffers from an overall sloppiness. For example it takes place in 1998 yet is chock full of items that simply did not exist back then (IMDB has a nice list here). Getting the poster of Darth Vader wrong, (It is the version from Episode 3) or having a scene in a comic book store with modern comics visible on the shelves seems like small things. However, this is a movie for fanboys. If there is one group that would notice such sloppiness it is they.\\n\\nOverall a hit or miss road comedy with a Star Wars veneer, Fanboys is well meaning but not really worth the time.\",\n \"Product: Ami (Minase Yashiro, in her film debut) is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies' association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother (Asami) of her brother's slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop, over-the-top kill fest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies. Special Features: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Original U.S. Trailer. Audio: English dub, original Japanese language with English subtitles.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Machine Girl... \\\"Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads\\\"\\n\\nReview: Machine Girl (Kataude mashin gru): 7 out of 10: People in Japan must have very high blood pressure. They don't bleed in Machine Girl, as much as they outright gush gallons of the red stuff. The effect is so over the top it adds a sense of outrageous humor to what could have been a fairly grim affair. After all the story concerns a college girl who gets a prosthetic weapon attached to her elbow after a member of the Yakuza amputates her lower arm to disused her from investigating the suiciding of her younger brother.\\n\\nThis quick synopsis actually understates the depravity our heroine undergoes before she gets all Death Wish on anyone with a shiny business suit.\\n\\nOur Rick Allenesqe heroine is played by the delightful and delicious Japanese model/actress Minase Yashiro. In fact one of the movies strong points is a quite attractive cast wearing schoolgirl outfits and camo like some cosplayers wet dream. Mono-named Asami and Honoka join Yashiro to round out the attractive female cast.\\n\\nMachine Girl however never really hooks the viewer emotionally. It is all so over the top and cartoonish. Exploitation films often benefit from allowing the audience to get emotionally involved with the characters (Think Mad Max or Savage Streets). I don't blame the actresses in this case; I simply think the script could have taken a breather from the silliness to add some much needed poignancy.\\n\\nThe entire film plays like an overlong Monty Python skit. It has great set pieces, decent special effects and enough fetish material to keep a Chaku-ero fan in his basement for a week. It simply doesn't tell a compelling story, nor does it allow one to become attached to any of the characters involved.\\n\\nThat said however, I simply cannot dislike a film that features a bra made out of industrial drills. So turn you mind off, send the misses out shopping and enjoy.\",\n \"Product: In 1998, four childhood buddies with a shared love of all things Star Wars reunite for one final, hilarious odyssey. Their insane plan: a cross-country road trip to storm George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch and steal a copy of Episode I before it's released. With the police, a crew of angry Trekkies, and a crazy pimp hot on their trail, what could possibly go wrong? Featuring Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury), Jay Baruchel (Tropic Thunder), and Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), plus a slew of hysterical surprise cameos, the Force IS strong with this one! (Brian Gallagher, MovieWeb)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fanboys... Being a fan means never having to say you're sorry.\\n\\nReview: Fanboys: 5 out of 10: The back-story behind this film is much more interesting than what appears on the screen. It seems in a galaxy far far away the evil Harvey 'Darth' Weinstein wanted to cut out the main plot of this movie. (Kid dying of cancer wants to see Star Wars Episode One before he dies.) The rebel alliance (Director Kyle Newman) fought a guerilla battle against Harvey and won so the film is now released with the Linus dying of cancer subplot intact.\\n\\nWell, since the movie itself seems too conveniently ignore the Linus cancer plot at regular intervals, (Chris Marquette who plays Linus looks like he is about to run a triathlon rather than someone with a fatal illness. He is like a male Ali McGraw) one can be excused to ponder what the hubbub was about.\\n\\nIn actuality the cancer subplot was the second most ridiculous story line in the film with the first being Sam Huntington's quest to not inherit his fathers 12 car dealerships... cause becoming a multimillionaire overnight means abandoning your dreams of drawing comic books?\\n\\nFanboys is funny in spots and has some great performances including Kristen Bell as the perfect geek girl and Dan Fogler who is the spiritual reincarnation of Curtis Armstrong (Booger from Revenge of the Nerds) and great cameos including William Shatner.\\n\\nThe main leads (Marquette and Huntington) are charisma free drips however and the movie suffers from an overall sloppiness. For example it takes place in 1998 yet is chock full of items that simply did not exist back then (IMDB has a nice list here). Getting the poster of Darth Vader wrong, (It is the version from Episode 3) or having a scene in a comic book store with modern comics visible on the shelves seems like small things. However, this is a movie for fanboys. If there is one group that would notice such sloppiness it is they.\\n\\nOverall a hit or miss road comedy with a Star Wars veneer, Fanboys is well meaning but not really worth the time.\",\n \"Product: Oscar winning director Alex Gibney presents a probing look into the uncanny life of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson inventor of gonzo journalism and author of the landmark Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Accompanied by an iconic soundtrack, this fast moving, wildly entertaining film addresses the major touchstones in Thompson s life from his intense and ill fated relationship with the Hell s Angels to his deep involvement in Senator George McGovern s 1972 presidential election.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Gonzo The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson...Buy the ticket, take the ride.\\n\\nReview: Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: 6 out of 10: Is Hunter S Thompson any more relevant to modern journalism than Joe Namath is to modern football? After all, both were men of their times. In addition, both faded badly by the mid-seventies. Thompson's early work is excellent (a copy of \\\"The Proud Highway\\\" sits on my bookshelf) and reached its pinnacle with Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72.\\n\\nA mere three years later Rolling Stone publisher Jenn Warner had become so fed up with Thompson he basically tried to have him killed.\\n\\nAs [...] puts it \\\"Then, early one evening in March 1975, Hunter was watching a nightmarish film of the evacuation of Da Nang on the evening news. The phone rang, and Hunter picked it up. It was Wenner, saying, \\\"How would you like to go to Vietnam?\\\" Hunter could not resist. The collapse of the American empire was a happening tailor-made for his talents. Within days, he was heading out over the Pacific. He arrived in Saigon hours after Thieu's palace had been bombed and staffed by his own Air Force. For a man who lived with the conviction that the world was going to end next Monday, this was an especially ominous portent. Thompson had the sense of \\\"walking into a death camp.\\\" This was it. He would never get out alive. As it turned out, the fate that was in store for him was even worse. Thompson discovered that, even as he was on his way to Vietnam, Wenner had taken him off retainer - in effect, fired him - and with the retainer went his staff benefits, including health and life insurance.\\\" Also leaving him no way out of Vietnam... a one-way ticket if you will.\\n\\nDude that is cold...\\n\\nAnd that is the very nature of the problem with this documentary. Why is not this story mentioned? Who knows? It certainly was a turning point in Thompsons life (He apparently became more withdrawn and paranoid afterwards... understandably so)\\n\\nGonzo is a pollyanna look at Thompson. The abuse of his first marriage gets a glancing look and all the interviewees (Including Jimmy Carter, Pat Buchanan and Jenn Werner) seem hesitant to speak ill of the dead.\\n\\nThe fact that in a few short years Thompson turned from a well-respected writer into a Muppet and Doonesbury cartoon is not covered well. The fact is mentioned but the reasons are glossed over. It is as if the film is worried that by mentioning his failures it will reduce his significance.\\n\\nYet, I would argue that Thompson's effect on Journalism is larger than he gets credit for. Reporters nowadays often ignore facts, concentrating instead on how events make them feel. Anderson Cooper crying during the Hurricane Katrina coverage threatened to become a bigger story than the storm itself. (He was not helped when fellow Mensa candidate Wolf Blitzer said \\\"You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals'many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black\\\")\\n\\nThe documentary never really focuses on this aspect either. Gonzo seems to fear pulling back any of the masks its subject wears presumably scared of what it might find. Gonzo would have been better served concentrating on one period of time and focusing its energies.\\n\\nThat said, for those unfamiliar with Hunter S Thompson outside of his Muppet form this is a good start. Moreover, if it gets people to read his early work so much the better.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: State of Play... Gary Condit action figure not included.\\n\\nReview: State of Play: 6 out of 10: State of Play is two hour plus big budget thriller without one memorable scene and only one memorable performance. The memorable performance is Helen Mirren who brightens up the screen whenever she appears. The rest of the performances are more stereotypes than individual characters.\\n\\nRussell Crowe plays a reporter for a Washington Post stand-in. He looks and act like the stereotypical beat reporter. His best friend is Congressman Ben Affleck who is your standard movie congressional representative (Noble but battling demons.) He is caught in an affair with a now dead staffer and his best friend is on the case. Tagging along with Crowe is neophyte cub reporter Rachel McAdams who Jimmy Olsens it up despite the fact she is a lead blogger at a major national newspaper. Robin Wright Penn plays Affleck's cuckolded wife and seems to be in a different movie than the rest of the cast.\\n\\nMirren is the newspapers publisher and gets the films best lines, which she dishes, with aplomb. Everyone else seems to be playing along at half speed. For a thriller there is a strange lack of action or tension. The twists seemed preordained and the characters behave exactly as they are programmed.\\n\\nThe film certainly has star power and a big budget but it simply does not seem to know what to do with it. Part of the problem is that it is condensed from a 2003 British mini-series of the same name. Condensing the 300 minutes of plot into 120 or so minutes leaves little room for character development or nuance. The players seem to be quickly checking of plot boxes.\\n\\nThe films other big problem is that it is a overwrought love letter to the newspaper business, including groan worthy dialogue about the magnanimous printed fourth estate and an end title sequence that can only be described as porn for publishers.\\n\\nSomewhat entertaining and yet eminently forgettable State of Play is worth a look. Just do not expect that good a time.\",\n \"Product: In the early days of the 20th Century, an expedition led by Dr. Samuel Jordon traveled deep into the Grand Canyon in search of a long-rumored hidden city. The entire team disappeared. But when Jordon’s archaeologist daughter Susan (Shannen Doherty) leads a rescue party into the uncharted valley, she will discover an ancient civilization ruled by savage warriors, human sacrifice and a mythological monster that feeds on carnage. Even if the explorers can survive the deadly trials of the Aztecs, will they find a way to escape the ultimate ritual of evil? Michael Shanks and JR Bourne of STARGATE SG-1 co-star in this top-rated Sci Fi Original Movie from the producer of SANDS OF OBLIVION and THE FALLEN ONES.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon... Some things should stay lost.\\n\\nReview: The Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon: 1 out of 10: Well, I was two minutes into the film and my girlfriend jinxed us. 'Hey you know this movie isn't that bad'. I turned pale' real pale. You don't tempt the Gods like that. Not with a made for Sci-fi Channel movie. Not one where the lead is Shannen Doherty. The words barely left my girlfriend's mouth, and a CGI puppet began sliming a Frat Boy in a diaper. The Horror'. The Horror.\\n\\nIf I am going to start somewhere, I have to start with the Frat Boys in diapers. The movie claims these are Aztecs still hidden in the Grand Canyon at the end of the 19th century. (I know I know) Apparently, they have been hiding from the white man for many years. Not to mention the Havasupai and the Painte and the Pai and the tourists at the Upper Canyon Ranch and perhaps the boys in blue down at Ft. Mohave.\\n\\nAnyway, this lost tribe of Aztecs, like some Japanese WW2 sniper still hiding in a palm tree in 1971, is hidden in the Grand Canyon. What seems stranger is that they consist almost entirely of a hereto thou undiscovered group of Aztecs who look like white college football players wearing diapers (well more of a mawashi) and war paint. I am all in favor of multicultural casting, but I can't believe that it isn't a little insensitive to portray Native Americans as, well, extras in a Fire Island movie.\\n\\nHold on a second, Fire Island Movie????' The men are all buff and practically naked. The two women are wearing pants and done up to look twice their age. The monster spews slime on the buff boys for no good reason. Oh God, no, it's Jeepers Creepers 2 all over again. The homoerotic horror film strikes again.\\n\\nNow, I'm not sure that the over the top homoeroticism is director Farhad Mann's doing (or even intentional), but Mann is responsible for both Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace as well as Return to Two Moon Junction, so with a track record like that I am prepared to blame him for a Swine Flu outbreak, let alone this film.\\n\\nSo what else went wrong? Well, the Quetzalcoatl design is all wrong (he looks like a puppet) and his CGI is bad by even the very low Sci-fi Channel standards. The sets look like Kirk and Spock are going to beam down at any moment. Half the explorers are grossly overweight; an unlikely condition in the far west wilderness that distance from a Wal-Mart. As noted above Shannen Doherty, who isn't even forty, looks forty-five; and Heather Doerksen, who isn't even thirty, looks fifty. Finally, they have a five minute flashback at the end that repeats the entire film.\\n\\nBut let's face it, buff white frat boys in diapers getting slimed from off camera and pretending to be Indians? Yeah, that is just all sorts of wrong.\",\n \"Product: Academy Award winner CUBA GOODING JR. (Best Supporting Actor, Jerry Maguire, 1996) battles for mankind's survival in this action-packed, apocalyptic horror thriller. When the scientist (RON PERLMAN)leading a top-secret Middle Eastern archeological site goes missing, an elite military unit is sent on a search and rescue mission. Descending deep below civilization, Captain Mack (GOODING JR.) and his team soon find themselves face-to-face with an ancient evil. An evil that may not be of this world. Co-starring RON PERLMAN (Hellboy), TARYN MANNING (Hustle ' Flow), RAY WINSTONE (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) and punk rock legend HENRY ROLLINS (Heat).\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Sealed Evil In A Can\\n\\nReview: The Devil's Tomb: 4 out of 10: Not since \\\"Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke\\\" has a movie's title rendered about eighty percent of the plot development mute. Dumbass spoiler alert... Hey, the mysterious underground archeological site turns out to be a tomb. Whose tomb you ask? (IN MY BEST CHURCH LADY VOICE) \\\"Could it be Satan???\\\".\\n\\nOkay so The Devil's Tomb is a remake of Prince of Darkness, but instead of Donald Pleasence we have the Space Marines from Aliens after a tragic mass lobotomization. Now I do realize that not every single American soldier is a fully-fledged genius; but honestly how any of these thunderheads managed to make it through basic training without throwing the pin is anyone's guess. (When you pull a pin on a grenade, you theoretically have a choice to throw one of two things. Most people choose the grenade part.) The characterization of the soldiers is simply not believable. This starts the film on a shakey foundation from which it never fully recovers. Not that things improves all that much when the mumbo-jumbo starts.\\n\\nThis is a shame because the acting is overall up to the task. Now when you have Cuba Gooding Jr., Ray Winstone, Ron Perlman and even Taryn Manning (who really surprised me with a fun performance.); you are going to have the potential for some decent acting. Throw in a fun Henry Rollins as a priest of all things and an over the top performance by Bill Moseley and you have one of the best-acted B movies this year. In a large cast only only Franky G drops the ball, in a horribly written role, as the dumb muscle.\\n\\nThe direction is by Jason Connery, who is best known* as Bennington in the TV Series \\\"Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!\\\". The direction is serviceable, though he really needed a military advisor on set; or, at the very least, someone who has played paintball. The poor soldiers did not seem to know what to do with their rifles and kept pointing them at each other. In addition, if you are firing a kill shot you may want to line it up AWAY from the hostage.\\n\\nSpecial effects and set design are competent. Heck there is even a lesbian subplot that threatens to make the movie interesting (Though the script drops the ball on that as well.) If you can get through the first twenty minutes without your eyes rolling out of your head, The Devil's Tomb becomes a collection of interesting performances looking for a purpose. And figuring out who is buried in the Devil's Tomb will not keep most people entertained. (And no it isn't Ulysses S Grant).\\n\\n*He is also the son of Scottish actor Sean Connery who played the old Spaniard in the Highlander movies during the Eighties.\",\n \"Product: One of the slithering, genetically enhanced anaconda offspring has regenerated to live on in this next action-packed chapter of the Anaconda series. The dying mogul, Murdoch, hires a doctor to harvest a fresh supply of blood orchids and experiment with the regenerative nectar on a baby snake. Overnight, the offspring grows monstrous enough in size and appetite to devour the good doctor whole, before slithering free on a regenerative rampage. The beautiful herpetologist, Amanda, dedicated to destroying the vicious beasts she helped create, leads a team of young scientists against a ruthless pack of Murdoch's armed thugs to get the coveted orchids before the snake hunts both factions down. The bloodthirsty offspring is seemingly invincible, sliding through explosions and gunfire only to regenerate and prey insatiably on anything in its path.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Anaconda 4 Trail of Blood... So Cosmo says you're fat\\n\\nReview: Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood: 4 out of 10: Anaconda 4 has some surprisingly effective scenes in its 88 minutes.\\n\\nThere is a car chase towards the end of the film; first of all, the snake is chasing a car all the while a gun fight erupts among the passengers and an intruder. There is also a silhouetted chase on a sunset drenched hill between three groups of characters that have no prior knowledge of each other with the snake in the mix. Heck, there are even some tender moments between an older gun toting woman and a blond man-child lost in the woods as a snake watches them.\\n\\nMuch like a previous incarnation, (Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Red Orchid) this movie comes awfully close to not needing the snake at all. In fact it, dare I say it, a removal of the anaconda may have made Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood a slightly better film.\\n\\nThe non-snake stuff is fairly simple. John Rhys-Davies, in full \\\"pick up a paycheck\\\" mode, is a bad guy with bone cancer who has financed a cure which involves genetically altering snakes. He hires a hit man (who brings along six friends who cannot shoot straight and twirl their mustaches) to inexplicably kill the lead scientist (who has disappeared, translation: has been eaten.) The assassin is also asked to kill a blond chick played by Crystal Allen. She acts like an old west gunslinger but is apparently a herpetologist. The blond chick meanwhile is setting explosives in an orchid bed located in one of those ridiculously well lit caves with light bulbs placed at foot long intervals, burning 24/7. She runs into what appears to be a fifteen year old boy whom immediately becomes her love interest in a weird Private Lessons kind of twist. He is looking for the base camp where some other unrelated (non-giant snake creating) scientists are digging up a frozen body out of a UFO or something.\\n\\nLike I said the snakes are almost crowded out of their own movie. It is probably for the best. While the CGI is better than many other killer snake movies this is damning with faint praise indeed. The snakes in question don't look like anacondas or even snakes at all. Replacing shark fins with bear claws does not make the shark scarier. And giving anacondas silly rows of oversized teeth and the ability to regenerate like the T-1000 (Terminator 2 Judgement Day) does not make them any scarier.\\n\\nOh, and while I picked on the first movie for having anacondas in a jungle, they are after all swamp and marsh dwellers; and picked on the second movie for having them in Borneo, which is in Asia last I checked; I don't have words to begin to describe the jaw-dropping silliness of Anacondas in Romania. The Carpathians in fall do not create the proper snake attack vibe unless it is a 60 foot cottonmouth. Also a note to the Sci-fi Channel: If I see 'Bear-Shark Claws of Death' on your channel anytime soon I'm coming after you guys. I'm just giving a friendly warning here.\",\n \"Product: Tom Berenger (\\\"Into the West\\\"), Luke Perry (\\\"Beverly Hills, 90210\\\") and Krista Allen (TV's \\\"What About Brian\\\") face off against a slithering mass of lethal and aggressive snakes in this heart-stopping thrill ride set hundreds of feet below sea level. Lieutenant Commander O'Neill's (Perry) orders were simple: Pilot a retired submarine to its final port and don't get into trouble. But when he and his crew are diverted to rescue an imperiled Army research team, trouble is exactly what they find. \\\"Running silent\\\" in their unarmed sub to avoid detection by a hostile fleet, they bring the researchers and their top-secret cargo aboard. But when that cargo - including two genetically enhanced leviathans - escapes captivity, the crew find themselves battling deadly enemies above the surface and below foot in this fast-paced film filled with biting action and slithering suspense!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Silent Venom... Dissonant Serenity\\n\\nReview: Silent Venom: 2 out of 10: One of the major plot points of Tim Burton's fine 1989 Batman rendition was the Joker poisoning Gotham's household products. You see, if you used a certain combination of products, a rigor-mortis like smile would appear upon your face.\\n\\nI am bringing up the Joker's nefarious scheme for two reasons.\\n\\nA: To avoid talking about Silent Venom; this film is a horrible example of the 'Giant CGI Snake Monster' genre. A genre itself, which is travelling into the abyss at a remarkable rate of speed; all the while new Giant CGI Snake Monster' movie releases seem to be increasing exponentionally.\\n\\nB: I was hoping for a rational explanation of what is wrong with actor Krista Allen. Now Krista is still popular among a legion of Sci-Fi and B movie fans. Whether that is due to her competent performance as Tully in Feast, or perhaps young lads overhearing his Grandfather's discussion of her charms in Emmanuelle 3-7 The Space Years; (It was the early nineties, a different time. Men wore pants shaped like parachutes and won Middle East Wars in a matter of weeks. )\\n\\nKrista Allen did something to herself. Facing forty in a year or two, she either pumped up the lips or raised the face or something. Whatever it was, it went wrong, very wrong\\n\\nShe is smiling now. No really, it is now her only emotion. No matter what the scene she has, that silly grin is plastered on her face. She could be reciting the end to Steel Magnolias and she would still be standing there, grinning like a loon.\\n\\nIn addition, Kristy Allen does not show her tits. Normally I would not mention this; but she is a former Emmanuel, and boldly announced during the film that she is going to take a shower, only to never follow up with an actual shower scene. In addition, and let us face this sad truth, with that one facial expression and limited acting skills to begin with; tits are pretty much her last remaining asset.\\n\\nSo how is the rest of the film? The oversized CGI snakes and the puppet snakes are somewhat cute in a Puff the Magic Dragon kind of way. However, they have limited screen time. The real snakes would be scary to find in ones bathtub, but lose some of their fear factor while on screen. The plot with a US submarine in Chinese waters filled with magic snakes is well' forgettable. They are no other actors of note; except for Luke Perry who acts as if he is late on a car payment and clearly wishes he were anywhere else; Tom Berenger who looks like he gained 300 pounds; and John L. Curtis who plays the XO and seems to be in a different and much better film.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I have been gypped\\n\\nReview: Drag Me to Hell: 4 out of 10: Great another movie that achieved universal critical acclaim that I did not enjoy. Oh make matters worse it is a horror film (which almost never achieves universal acclaim and which I love) and is by director Sam Raimi whom I genuinely enjoy.\\n\\nDrag me to Hell is all about gypsy curses. In the tradition of the superior Thinner and Buffy the Vampire Slayer our heroine Alison Lohman is a bank manager who turns down a third extension on an old gypsy's house mortgage causing her to lose the home.. (Lohman is eyeing a promotion and her boss told her to be tough) The Gypsy in question attacks Lohman (in the films best scene) and then places a curse on her. She has three days to get rid of the curse or she will literally be dragged to hell.\\n\\nIn those three days, the demon in question will torment Lohman, so far so good. Then the movie falls of the rails. Lohman does something so horrific and unnecessary to get rid of the curse she becomes a Black Hat extraordinaire. Now a twist like that certainly can work if the film acknowledges it, but Raimi keeps his cards too close to the vest.\\n\\nIt quickly comes apparent that Lohman, despite acting as a younger, blonder, more innocent Kirsten Dunst, is the most evil thing in the film. The film simply does not really pull this switcheroo off or may not even realize it on some level.\\n\\nThe main fault lies with the lead performance of Alison Lohman who seems to skip through the movie with one confused expression, another confused expression and a decent scream. Raimi knows his buttons too well and fixates on violating the chaste Loman's mouth with flies, maggots, blood, fists, entire arms, and in the most disgusting thing ever; an old ladies mouth without her dentures.\\n\\nLoman cannot pull off a fun evil so instead she is more the brain-dead banal evil. This is a role that requires a Linda Ferrentino style touch. I simply do not think Loman had the chops for the role.\\n\\nThe films tone is strange as well. Many scenes are clearly tongue in cheek (a giant anvil held by a rope for instance) but others are so horrific (The aforementioned horrible act that shall not be named) that it takes one out of the story.\\n\\nThe rest of the cast is decent with Justin Long giving a particularly strong performance as the really nice guy with the evil girlfriend from hell. (Well going to hell... you know what I mean.) Long is best known as the Apple guy and the film keeps sticking him in front of Apple product placements handicapping his effectiveness.\\n\\nThere is also some strangely bad CGI in the mix. While Raimi really knows how to push the gross-out buttons and the jump scares, he would have been better off with some old school effects.\\n\\nOverall I am beyond disappointed. Nevertheless, I guess once again I will be that guy who didn't like the film everyone else loved. It is 'Rushmore' all over again.\",\n \"Product: Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann star in this seriously funny film from writer-director Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up). When famous comedian George Simmons (Sandler) is given a second chance at a new beginning, he and his assistant, a struggling comedian, Ira (Rogen), return to the places and people that matter mostincluding the stand-up spots that gave him his start and the girl that got away (Mann). Co-starring Jonah Hill, Eric Bana and Jason Schwartzman, its the film critics cheer is uproariously funny! (Sonny Bunch, The Washington Times)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Funny People... Smart Movie\\n\\nReview: Funny People: 8 out of 10: What is amazing about Funny people is considering its set-up and storyline it manages to deftly dodge a veritable minefield of bathos laid out before it. The story is about comedian, who is super rich after a string of really bad comedies (Adam Sandler playing himself), finds he has version of leukemia and well is going to die soon. Therefore, he reflects back on his life makes amends and chases the girl that got away with the help of new assistant, a thin Seth Rogen.\\n\\nYes, it is what we hipsters would call Narm city. Yet this Judd Aptow directed flick is so self aware of the pitfalls that it not just avoids them for the most part but in a true stand up comic style calls them out. This is at its heart a very smart and aware film. What could have been Terms of Endearment with dick jokes turns into an occasionally funny and somewhat touching film. It is also a very real film about real people and I am going to repeat myself here but it is truly smart.\\n\\nThe only real downside I see is that I really do not see myself watching this film again anytime soon. It is a great ride but it never reaches that next level. The movie consists of some very funny bits, but do not come aboard expecting belly laughs. In addition, while I found myself enjoying the laid back pace at 153 minutes there is no question this feels more like a directors cut than a tightly paced theatrical release.\",\n \"Product: Newlyweds Cliff (Steve Zahn) and Cydney (Milla Jovovich) are celebrating their honeymoon by hiking through a secluded region of Hawaii. Their idyllic trek takes a dark turn when they find a group of frightened hikers who claim that another couple has been brutally murdered. Far from civilization and unsure who to trust, Cydney and Cliff soon get locked into a terrifying battle for survival.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Guys... that was a perfectly good story.\\n\\nReview: A Perfect Getaway: 7 out of 10: For a slow moving thriller that cheats... a little, A Perfect Getaway isn't that bad. It has gorgeous cinematography and while it moves slowly, it successfully builds up tension with character development rather than relying on black cats jumping out of closets or severed body parts every ten minutes.\\n\\nThe tale is about three couples in Hawaii and one couple could be a pair of murders from the big island.\\n\\nOur protagonist couple (Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich) is a bit nerdy and a bit goofy. Jovovich in particular gives a wonderfully awkward performance in body language and facial expressions.\\n\\nTrying to get into the Hawaii spirit our protagonist honeymooners attempt to do a favor for a second couple hitchhiking (Marley Shelton and Chris Hemsworth), but Hemsworth gives off such a bad vibe that the Zahn and Jovoich are naturally concerned about running into him on the trail again.\\n\\nThey take refuge with the \\\"cool\\\" couple (Timothy Olyphant and Kiele Sanchez). Olyphant in particular simply cascades charisma onto the screen even when attempting to convince others he has a plate in his head from his Special Forces days. But even the cool couple could just as easily be the killers (after all Olyphant seems to like fondling his special forces knife a bit two much and this is a movie.)\\n\\nAll this interaction is among well placed news reports that a non-nondescript couple is wanted for questioning for a murder and are suspected in being on the same trail as our plucky honeymooners.\\n\\nDirector Twohy isn't back in Pitch Black form but he shows a surer directing hand than he did in Chronicles of Riddick and he gets better performances out of his actors than he did in Below. In fact for a movie with basically six people and very little action the film rests almost exclusively on the actor's shoulders. The actors certainly hold up their end of the bargain across the board.\\n\\nThe movie does cheat a bit as I stated before but this is a thriller rather than a mystery (after all there are only three couples in the whole film) and the journey is more fun than the reveal. In fact the movie has such a relaxed pace and vibe you can easily forget it is a thriller at all. That's when it gets you.\",\n \"Product: Prepare to get Taken for the ride of your life! Liam Neeson is an unstoppable force (Premiere) in this action-packed international thriller that will have you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. When his estranged teenage daughter (Maggie Grace) is kidnapped in Paris, a former spy (Neeson) sets out to find her at any cost. Relying on his special skills, he tracks down the ruthless gang that abducted her and launches a one-man war to bring them to justice and rescue his daughter.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Schindler's List 2. This time it's personal.\\n\\nReview: Taken: 6 out of 10: Taken comes this close to being great. It had an admittedly rocky start with Liam Neeson is trying to reconnect with his virginal 17 year-old teenage daughter in a way that seems just on this side of creepy. (Dude get your own girlfriend... really)\\n\\nSpeaking of which; swarthy bad guys, who clearly have never heard of Nancy Grace, are kidnapping Rich American Girls and making them drugged out street walkers or selling them for millions to Arab Sheiks based on whether they are virgins or not.\\n\\nSo ex-CIA estranged father Liam Neeson has 96 hours to find his daughter before she is 'gone forever' deflowered and then burkaized apparently. 'A Fate Worse than Death' you can almost hear the characters thinking.\\n\\nIt's as if Charles Bronson was guest starring in an Ilsa the Wicked Warden film located in George C Scott's Hardcore and the entire enterprise was PG-13. And yet the film still works two thirds through. Liam Neeson is more than fine. He is kicking ass on all cylinders. It's the bad guys that drop the ball.\\n\\nFirst a rich French guy starts quoting the Godfather. 'It's not personal it's business' For starters the quote isn't even in context. He might as well have told the gun toting Liam Neeson 'may the force be with you' for all the sense it makes. Second of all you can't quote the Godfather without referencing the fact that you are quoting it in the first place. Any screenwriter who does that should be sleeping with the fishes.\\n\\nThe second slap to the head is an Arab Sheik character that looked like he stepped out of a 1940's Bugs Bunny cartoon. Honestly I don't know where to begin on this silly stereotype. Why is he the film? Why does he have a knife to the white virgin's throat? Who would Oscar Schindler shoot????\\n\\nThe last point seems important since the Arab is basically a Juden in a dress. Same large noses, same aversion to pork, same living in ghettos in Europe (Or/and having all the money), same secret organizations paying off French politicians, same affinity to despoiling white Aryan virgins... The more things change the more the stay the same I guess. (They didn't have the Arab cook and eat a baby. I guess they are holding that back for the sequel)\\n\\nOvert French xenophobia aside, Taken is a fun ride for most of the trip. (The dinner with his French policeman friend and Frenchman's wife was a particular highlight) And as I did mention Liam Neeson does kick ass.\",\n \"Product: A dramatic thriller set against the backdrop of a series of historic events, BRIDGE OF SPIES is \\\"absolutely brilliant and totally riveting\\\" (Bill Zwecker, Chicago Sun-Times). James Donovan (Tom Hanks) is a Brooklyn lawyer who finds himself thrust into the center of the Cold War when the CIA send him on a nearly impossible mission to negotiate the release of a captured American U-2 pilot. High stakes and suspense power a story that captures the essence of a man who risked everything, vividly bringing his personal journey to life.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Spy a Dad Movie\\n\\nReview: Bridge of Spies is a dad movie. In fact, it is one of the most dad movies I have ever seen. It is pleasant and predictable and slightly overlong with an upbeat feel good ending that brings a sniffle and tear to dad's eye. Honestly, I have to go back to The Right Stuff to find a more dad movie.\\n\\nTom Hanks plays Tom Hanks as if Tom Hanks found himself in To Kill a Mockingbird all of a sudden. So much so one fully expected his younger daughter to be named Scout. In all fairness, he mixes this in with a segue into Mr. Smith goes to Washington and a touch of Walter Mitty. In other words, he has gone full all American Dad. All that said he is actually quite good in the role. Like he is wearing a comfortable pair of shoes.\\n\\nThe movie is well cast. Every shot is well composed with the experienced eye of Spielberg. It is an incredibly handsome movie even if it sometimes comes across as a little safe.\\n\\nThere is one scene in particular with Toms daughter Scout watching television and a said to my wife someone is going to throw a brick through the window. There was no reason for the scene set-up and shot except for the brick through the window trope. (Which in all fairness actually happened in real life except neither Hanks character nor his family were home at the time)\\n\\nInterestingly the movie was actually attempted to be filmed before with Gregory Peck in 1965 but was considered too sensitive due to Cold War tensions. This was the perfect Gregory Peck role.\\n\\nSpielberg got a tear in my eye at the end and the film was more entertaining than it had any right to be. If you have a dad in your life spend a nice Sunday afternoon watching this film with him. You won't regret it.\",\n \"Product: Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, and Rachel McAdams lead a critically acclaimed cast in this gripping true story about the Pulitzer Prize-winning investigation that uncovered a scandal that rocked one of the world's oldest and most trusted institutions. Delving into allegations of child abuse within the local Catholic Archdiocese, a tenacious team of Boston Globe reporters exposes a decades-long cover-up that reaches the highest levels of Boston's religious, legal, and government establishment. \\\"Brilliantly acted and flawlessly directed\\\" (New York Post ) Spotlight is a powerful and riveting drama the critics are calling \\\"the All the President's Men of our time\\\" (Los Angeles Times ).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Turn on your Spotlight.\\n\\nReview: Spotlight ( 9 out of 10) Everyone has pet peeves when it comes to movies. We hate romantic comedies based entirely on misunderstandings, we hate horror films where no one's cell phone works, or we simply hate movies that have either the word Adam or Sandler on the poster.\\n\\nI hate true story movies that simply make things up. You know the type. We need a bad guy so let's take a real person and turn him into a racist (Hidden Figures), a murderer (Titanic), or a woman (Patch Adams). We need to condense the timeline and change real historical events (Oscar-nominated Hidden Figures again). We need to change the character's sexuality so modern audiences can relate (The Danish Girl). We need facist slaveholders to talk about democracy and freedom (300). And the list goes on and on. This is without even mentioning Mel Gibson historical dramas that might as well have dinosaurs wandering through them.\\n\\nOne of my other pet peeves? Movies that take place in an office or business world made by people who clearly have never spent more than a day working in one. Like ahistorical true stories, this is ripe territory for rage. We have the office politics of Catwomans evil beauty cream manufacturer. Not to be outdone the less said about how Wayne Industries is run ( a publicly traded company mind you) in the Batman universe the better. It isn't just superhero movies either. Romantic comedies often need a trip to HR and no making everyone an architect does not solve that. (Seriously do these movies even know what architects or museum directors or magazine publishers actually do during their work day?)\\n\\nSpotlight easily could have fallen into both these traps. It simply doesnt. The timeline is correct. The discussions between professionals sound well professional. There are no made up heavys to create drama, no fake romantic love interest, no surprise terrorist attack. Okay, it does have the last one but in all fairness, the movies timeline starts in August 2001 and runs through the end of the year. But even in that moment, the movie handles it with intelligence and in a realistic manner.\\n\\nThere is a calmness and a professionalism in this movie that is refreshing. It rings true in both the big and small things. It is one of the best films I have seen this year.\",\n \"Product: Both 3-D and 2-D version together.feature commentary with Director Henry selick and composer Bruno Coulais.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Coraline... Everything's right in this world, kiddo.\\n\\nReview: Coraline: 7 out of 10: Whom is this movie for is a question that dashed through my mind while watching it. It is too scary and adult for most children. The film is full of High Octane Nightmare Fuel and retired adult entertainment stars with naked elderly puppet breasts... come to think of it that is High Octane Nightmare Fuel as well.\\n\\nAs for the adults in the audience, I fear that in my case the film was too distant. I never felt emotionally attached to our plucky protagonist. In part because she is not a very nice girl (nor terribly plucky now I think about it) and partially because the film seemed to place her and her predicament at a distance.\\n\\nOn the other hand, I was floored by the sheer artistry of the film. Visually this is simply one of the most stunning films I have ever seen. Director Henry Selick who helmed such stop motion masterpieces as James and the Giant Peach and The Nightmare Before Christmas has taken his art to a new level. Words simply cannot describe the visual delights that lie inside Coraline.\\n\\nWhile I found the story somewhat distancing I also recognize the depth of the tale. Coraline's two universes mirror each other in a complicated web rather than a simply black and white as one might expect. The ocean here may not be that wide but it is amazingly deep. To bad the water was a little cold for this swimmer.\",\n \"Product: Future War [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: What is it Good for?\\n\\nReview: Future War: 1 out of 10: Future war brings with it many questions starting with who are those people on the DVD cover? They do not appear anywhere in the film. I have seen misleading DVD covers before (Cough... Lionsgate... Cough) but this wins some sort of award.\\n\\nThe plot is your usual fare. Jean-Claude Van Damme look alike Daniel Bernhardt is a slave in outer space. He escapes to Earth and is tracked by Tyrannosaurus Rex puppets shot in forced perspective. He meets up with a former drug addicted prostitute who is going through novitiate (Catholic Nun Training) yet she still has street cred and a scrapbook of her hooker days.\\n\\nSo Slave boy and the Novice Nun join up with local 12 steppers and gangbangers to fight the T-rex puppets and kickboxing against Robert Z'Dar's chin. The fight scenes consist of either people kicking empty boxes at each other or Dinosaur puppets in hallways with empty boxes. In fact, the entire film is filled with empty boxes like a Solid Snake wet dream or a UPS training film.\\n\\nEven with a budget in the thousands, I am not sure the script is filmable. The acting, with the notable exception of Travis Brooks Stewart (The nun unbelievably) is amateur at best. There is no nudity, limited gore, and the special effects consist of Dinosaur puppets.\\n\\nThe Mystery Science Theater version of this film gets 8 out of 10. Decent riffing and skits though even Mike and the bots seem overwhelmed by the sheer incompetence on the screen\",\n \"Product: Six ordinary strangers awaken from their daily lives to find themselves in a seemingly endless maze of interlocking cubical chambers armed with lethal booby traps. Without food and water, they have a few days to live. None of them knows how or why they've been imprisoned, but they soon discover that each of them possess a skill that could contribute to their escape.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: We turn the Cube and it twists us.\\n\\nReview: Cube: Cube is a story of six or so people who wake up in a... well... cube. On each side of the cube (including above and below), there are doors that lead to other cubes. Some of the cubes have deadly traps. There are three etched three-digit numbers on each cube that may provide a clue whether a particular cube is deadly and may also provide a clue on how to escape. Can the figure a way out without getting killed before they succumb to starvation or thirst or are simply driven mad?\\n\\nThe Good: I have a lot of pet peeves in movies. One of the biggest is films that explain everything to the audience as if we were dimwitted fourth graders. The Cube explains nothing. I love this. We can decide which of the characters speculations are correct or even if any of them are. This creates a wonderfully engaging film.\\n\\nThe film is well written with some excellent character arcs. Some of the characters are a little on the trope side of the equation (I am looking your way Rain Man) but overall it is an engaging group. There is a nice argument between just moving forward one cube at a time and the idea of trying to figure out what it all means. The movie really doesnt take sides once again allowing the viewer to decide which approach is best.\\n\\nThe special effects are actually quite good when they make an appearance and the set keeps one's interest for the relatively brief running time.\\n\\nThe Bad: The movie plays its room trap cards pretty early in a truly spectacular way. One wishes they had revisited that a bit more throughout the film. The film also suffers a little from the we ran out of cannon fodder too soon syndrome.\\n\\nIt really isn't that hard to figure out is a three digit number is prime. If it is an even number or ends in a five it isn't prime as an example. Our so-called math expert in the group took way to long to figure some of these out.\\n\\nIn Conclusion: This is a great example of how to make a low budget film with only seven actors, one set, and an engaging interesting script. The last part is a nut plenty of big-budget movies have yet to crack. Like the early Saw films, Cube is greater than the sum of its parts and a wonderful example of minimalism in a film.\",\n \"Product: For the 1st time ever the infamous Japanese horror series \\\"Guinea Pig\\\" will be released in North America. Devils Experiment: A Video Tape and a letter are given to the Tokyo police in a small discreet envelope with no return address or postal mark. The accompanying letter tells of an experiment on human endurance and how much the human body and mind can endure before succumbing to death. Android of Notre Dame: A scientist's sister has a dreaded heart disease that is slowly killing her. He must find a way to cure her in any way possible. Animal research can only do so much but, on the other hand, a real human body could work wonders.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: No! Not the Comfy Chair\\n\\nReview: Guinea Pig Devil's Experiment: 1/10: Hardcore porn films fall into two categories those with a semblance of plot (Gee that is one lucky pizza boy) and those without (Anal Amateurs 36). Devil's Experiment falls solidly into the latter category.\\n\\nIt is of course the horror version of hardcore porn. An almost completely plot less 43-minute wait for the money shot. Shot on video in 1985 it consists of three relatively non-descript Japanese boys torturing one fairly unattractive Japanese girl. The tortures range from the banal (slapping her 50 times, kicking her a hundred), the silly (tying her to an office chair and spinning her around), the fear factor (a bath of maggots and sheep guts) and finally the money shot. (A well executed eyeball piercing).\\n\\nThat's it, no plot, no motive, just Blair Witch tree shots and torture. The girl looks bored and with the exception of yelling, \\\"no one expects the Spanish Inquisition\\\" during the office chair scene I was bored silly. Staring dumbfounded at the screen, waiting for the money shot. Just like hardcore porn.\\n\\nAndroid of Notre Dame: 4 out of 10: Demented DNA dabbling dwarf seeks to cure ailing sister (her ailment isn't specified but I'm guessing Ali McGraw disease as she becomes prettier the sicker she gets). He gets a living dead girl to experiment on from a blackmailing body procurer (Tomorowo Taguchi who has only one expression but it's a dozy and kind of reminds one of a Japanese Phil Hartman). Taguchi gets greedy, the living dead girl decomposes, the sister gets sicker and the dwarf goes to a bad place.\\n\\nThe script sometimes writes checks the F/X can't cash (The legs and flying saw blade scene is particularly unconvincing) And the movie concentrates so much on the anatomical gross out it starts looking like an alien autopsy film. Yet an overall goofiness survives throughout.\\n\\nMaybe it was the complete lack of humor (This is straightforward Poe style moralizing), the video quality that reminded me of a Canadian television movie, or the fact that after watching companion feature Devil's Experiment anything looks good but this little film wasn't all that bad.\",\n \"Product: A man faces a lynch mob when he is unjustly accused of murder.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: The Girl in Lovers Lane ... Brokeback Train Station\\n\\nReview: The Girl in Lovers' Lane: 3 out of 10: Homoerotic subtext in the movies is a well known phenomenon. Plenty of dissertations have come out of film schools about the hidden subtexts in such films as Top Gun and Spartacus. The Girl in Lover's Lane certainly fits the homoerotic trope. In fact, it is so blatant and over the top even MST3K, whom rarely notes such things in their riffing, simply cannot avoid it.\\n\\nThe film is about two drifters. One a rich kid (Lowell Brown) running away from home with a hundred dollars and no street smarts, the other is a professional hobo (Brett Halsey). The hobo saves the kid from a gang of thugs and they end up in a small town consisting of a diner, a pool hall and a whorehouse. Our drifter scholar gets a second look from the diner's waitress (Joyce Meadows as the titular Girl in Lovers Lane) who clearly is past the age of being choosy and whose only other prospect is creepy Jack Elam doing a Steve Buscemi impression.\\n\\nOn the surface, this seems like a strange film for the MST3K treatment. While the cast are to old for the characters they are playing, the acting is actually pretty good with both Brett Halsey and Jack Elam giving solid performances. The story is slight, but hardly The Robot vs. Aztec Mummy material and the production values are cheap back lot, but relatively competent.\\n\\nIt is the strange Batman and his ward homosexual undercurrents that make this film both awful and hilarious. Halsey's over the top objections to the kids attempts to get laid in the whorehouse are hilarious, his inability to commit to the waitress (or at the least get past first base) are telling, and the dozens of glances between him and the kid; a hand on shoulder, the sleeping arrangements, blowing off dates with the girl so he and the kid can shave each other. You don't have to be Freud to figure out this undercurrent.\\n\\n\\\"Mystery Science Theater 3000\\\" The Girl in Lovers' Lane (Season 6, Episode 9): 9 out of 10: I am not sure this film would be funny on its own, but with the Joel and the robots it is a hilarious classic. This is simply some of the best non-stop riffing of the Joel years and one of the best overall episodes. I am shocked how well this movie works as MST3K material. It is well worth the watch for MST3K veterans and newbies alike.\",\n \"Product: A Scotland Yard investigator looks into four mysterious cases involving an unoccupied house.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Is Dripping Blood Covered Under my Homeowners or do I Need a Rider?\\n\\nReview: The House That Dripped Blood: An Amicus anthology consisting of four scary stories from Robert Bloch wrapped around a police and well a realtor investigation into the titular house.\\n\\nEpisode one \\\"Method For Murder. A horror writers creation comes to life and attacks him during a bout of writer's block. I may be mistaken but I am pretty sure that the House That Dripped Blood appears in the Stephen King non-fiction horror treatise Danse Macabre under the chapter Where I Get all My Ideas. This is a decent entry marred only by the old fifties chestnut of the dull Freudian psychiatrist and a really bad make-up job on Tom Adams looking like a silent movie antagonist.\\n\\nEpisode two: \\\"Waxworks\\\" A gay stockbroker Peter Cushing retired from the city rents the titular house to enjoy some gardening and classical music. An old friend Joss Ackland stops by unexpectedly and a tension from their shared past rises up consuming them both.\\n\\n I understand that this is a horror anthology made on the cheap but the character development in this episode is simply non-existent. Apparently, we are lead to believe that both men are obsessed with the same woman from many years ago. Since they refuse to talk about it themselves we are meant to fill in the blanks. When a local waxworks in town has a wax statue of the same woman both men become obsessed unable to leave town.\\n\\nThe episode simply fails to give enough information for us to care for the fates of our two leads. Add in lighting from the Batman TV Series, hammy acting from the Waxworks proprietor, very poor props and an ever increasingly ridiculous display of ascots on both our lead characters and any tension is out the window.\\n\\nEpisode three: Sweets to the Sweet Probably the most solid of the four outings it has great acting from Christopher Lee and Chloe Franks as his daughter. A straightforward telling of a man who has a special child and a nanny/teacher to look after her. A little slow and certainly an often told tale but competently done.\\n\\nEpisode Four: The Cloak Of the four episodes The cloak tells the most interesting of tales. A hammy horror actor (Dr. Whos own Jon Pertwee) buys a vampire cloak that turns him into a real vampire while worn. This episode is played for laughs with the always enjoyable Ingrid Pitt matching the hammy acting with her loose knowledge of English and her tight cleavage. Completely out of tone with the rest of the film it actually deserves its own feature.\\n\\nThe Wraparound: An While it is only there to tie the four stories together it simply doesnt do the job. If this was outtakes of a short called How to Rent Real Estate featured at the beginning of an MST3K Episode I would not have really been surprised. It really drains the fun out of a film that needed no help.\\n\\nIn Conclusion: At no point does the house actually drip blood. In fact, at no point does anything or anyone drip blood. This is clearly a film meant for the wee ones. A good \\\"your first horror film\\\" for the grade school crowd. For one thing, kids might actually be surprised by the twists in the stories. For adults, however, the slow pace, predictable stories and the lack of wardrobe malfunction on Miss Pitt make this a pleasant time waster down memory lane but also an easy pass.\",\n \"Product: Turn On, Tune In, Go Crazy! These Two Trippy Time Capsules from the Outta-Sight Sixties will give you a cinematic high!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Strong Flesh Weak Smoke\\n\\nReview: Alice in Acidland: 2/10: Filmed with only narration and a jazz soundtrack that sounds like a lot of bad smack was involved Alice in Acidland is your Daddy's porn.\\n\\nThere is no acid per see in the first two thirds of Alice in fact the girls become lesbian potheads with a few drinks of rum. This is an old black and white bump and grind shoot. It contains a fairly unattractive cast, pretentious narration, missing characters let alone scenes, mind numbingly boring sex and a plot out of a C-grade Quincy episode.\\n\\nMy favorite scene an unnamed girl in a group shot looks directly into the camera with a true deer in headlight stare gets her direction shouted at her does something for thirty seconds then forgets and stares at the camera again.\\n\\nOf course, 1968 was a long time ago and this was a one-off for most of the cast. So sit back and ask yourself one question. \\\"Honey, that second lesbian isn't that Mrs. Peterson from our church is it?\\\"\\n\\n*********************************************************************************************************\\n\\nSmoke and Flesh: 3/10: Let us see, a motorcycle gang that drives around in Mom's station wagon; check. A different gent, this one with an actual motorcycle, who buys his cycling leathers at the bondage store; check. Strip slot car racing and swinger porn, complete with a man who could be an alien, no make-up required; check. Wow! sounds like my kind of film.\\n\\nSo why only 3 out of 10 score? Well the music sounds like a mentally challenged beach band. The black and white cinematography is a little too artsy with too many shots of both fish tanks and slot car racing. The station wagon gangs eventual appearance turns the movie from a pseudo-trippy fun party into a bit of a downer; (Very much an expression of the sixties era as a whole.)\\n\\nThe first half of Smoke and Flesh is cool, albeit disjointed. The second half had me reaching for the fast forward button.\",\n \"Product: When a series of tremors rocks Los Angeles, seismologist Kimberly Stevenson (Janet Gunn) is sent to investigate the quakes epicenter, a desolate wilderness known as the Angeles National Forest. Two hundred miles from civilization, Kimberly and her son, Justin (Scott Terra), set up a research facility in an isolated mountain cabin. The project takes a sinister turn when Kimberly discovers that she has stumbled upon a test site for black market nuclear weapons. With the help of mercenary Michael Brandies (Jack Scalia), Kimberly must race against time to stop a final nuclear test that could trigger the most powerful quake California has ever known.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Um... When is the Earthquake Gonna Start?\\n\\nReview: California Quake: 2/10: What is great about California Quake? Well the helicopter has a cool Planet of the Apes net and Janet Gunn does look awfully nice in a wet T-shirt. Unfortunately that's it.\\n\\nBut surely even the worst earthquake footage of crumbling buildings is fun to watch? This is true alas there are no crumbling buildings in California Quake. Actually there are virtually no buildings at all. You see the title is a bit of a bait and switch job (even the original title Ground Zero was a bit misleading). This is not a disaster movie. This is Die Hard in the woods.\\n\\nJanet Gunn and her son are in the Los Angeles forest investigating a series of mysterious quakes. (She separated from her husband due to a rather badly handled drunk driving subplot) Jack Scalia parachutes in and informs them an Evil Corporation is testing nuclear weapons underground. Two is added to two and Janet and Jack realize that the nukes are causing the earthquakes. \\\"Are you saying the ground shakes because of the (nuclear) explosions?\\\" Jack Scalia's character incredulously asks.\\n\\nThe Evil Corporation hires some very misplaced stock actors to silence Jack, Janet and Janet's son. The main bad guy is a third rate Larry Drake. (Drake was mentally challenged Benny from LA Law and was the villain in Darkman. Apparently he was too busy filming the TV movie Runaway Virus so they had to hire a double.)\\n\\nNow I've seen actors copy De Niro or Pacino or Nicholson but Drake? His henchmen include the cold businesswoman, a Klaus Kinski imitator, and some people apparently randomly chosen from a bar. The extra henchmen don't even look right (Urban Camouflage? In the woods? In 1999?)\\n\\nAre they as unconvincing as the bicycle hat wearing SEALs of Chupacabra Terror? Well no. But awfully close. Certainly they are as incompetent.\\n\\nFor example there is one building in the woods and after being chased by bad guys for a day or so Janet and Jack go back to the cabin to talk about feelings and grab a shower it never occurred to the bad guys to, oh I don't know, leave someone there.\\n\\nSo no earthquakes bad villains and a Janet Gunn wet t-shirt contest. Needless to say skip this one (As if starring Jack Scalia isn't enough of a clue.)\",\n \"Product: 2003 film directed by Takashi Shimizu (director of Japan & Hollywood's versions Grudge 1). Starring Moriko Sakai & Chiharu Niyama. 92 minutes. Code 3/NTSC. Original Japanese dialogue. Optional English & Chinese subtitles. Wide Sight. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Ju-on: The Grudge 2... Grudge 2 Ju-on zero\\n\\nReview: Ju-On The Grudge 2: 3 out of 10. When horror franchises go back to the same well over and over again, they often attempt to at least make superficial changes in the main character's circumstances. (It's Jason but he is in 3-d. It's Jason but he is in New York. It's Jason but he is in space.) Now I'm not suggesting these efforts actually worked. (Leprechaun in Space or Children of the Corn in the ghetto are two abominable examples but I have to give the Halloween people credit when their main killer Michael Myers went off to do Wayne's World)\\n\\nHowever at least these franchises have made the appearance of some effort. Ju-on the Grudge 2 on the other hand is actually the fourth or fifth Ju-on movie depending on who is counting, and it is the exact same house with the exact same ghosts and the whole grudge part, needless to say, makes even less sense than ever. (Even the Amityville Horror series had the decency to leave the damn house eventually) To make matters worse we have had approximately 100 white screeching ghost chicks with black hair Asian horror films since the first one.\\n\\nIt seems like every Asian culture is raping their heritage to come up with their own home grown spook. (Strangely enough one of the recent knockoffs I saw Thailand's Ghost of Mae Nak used Final Destination death scenes rather than the black haired, white faced knockoff to get scares. Even the Johnny come lately countries realize that this genre is spent.)\\n\\nThe ghosts once again are the marshmallow boy and the scary woman with hair of death. The movie is shot Memento like completely out of order. Needless to say this does not help matters. The death scenes are generally not shown but suggested which can add to the confusion. By the time you figure out what is going on the movie is half over.\\n\\nThere are some effective scares but the wig bit in the middle and the Omen stuff at the end had me laughing with disbelief.\\n\\nLarge amounts of silence and a ridiculously slow pace will challenge even the most caffeinated viewers to stay awake. The main characters don't help as they are remarkably boring (and I have a decent attention span for Japanese woman wearing schoolgirl outfits) and lack any personality or spark.\\n\\nJu-On the Grudge 2 is the same movie as the others but with less. This sequel is for a fanatic or completist only.\",\n \"Product: Horror master Ulli Lommel is back with a terrifying tale of a copycat killer in Los Angeles. A young rookie cop and his team discover dismembered female bodies in L.A. similar to the Black Dahlia cold case from 1947. A serial killer seems to be copying the brutal massacre of 1940s Hollywood starlet Betty Short - The Black Dahlia. Ultimately his investigation leads him to a frightening lair of death and torture, all part of a terrifying fantasy that the killer is trying to bring to life.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Keep moving nothing to see here\\n\\nReview: Ulli Lommel's Black Dahlia: 7 out of 10. No the score is not a misprint. Yes I'm going to have to use the entire review to explain this grievous lack of judgment.\\n\\nFirst of all this is not the studio release of Black Dahlia. This is a Z budget rip off with decent cover art. Second this is an Ulli Lommel movie who I swear is Uwe Boll's uncle and one of the worst directors working in sub-par serial killer films today. (His Zodiac Killer was one of the worst films I've seen this year) He and his trusty 1985 camcorder have been shoveling out serial killer movies the last few years and he apparently has some compromising pictures of Lion's Gate executives because they keep releasing them.\\n\\nHalf the cast is unnecessary, the drunken cop is over the top and one of the main bad guys is Anna Nicole Smith's first husband. The Saw rip-off directing style and three sets location are horrible.\\n\\nSo why the positive score? Somewhere in the first twenty minutes or so the movie becomes so bad it actually becomes good. There is something ridiculously appealing about vivisection, bondage and catholic school girl uniforms mixed in with swing music. Now read that last sentence again if that doesn't appeal to you run far and fast. There is nothing else to see here so keep moving.\\n\\nAlso in the films favor is that the acting isn't so bad it grates on the nerves. (A real risk with zero budget films) The gore scenes are plentiful and done in a Monty Python over the top style. The ladies are somewhat attractive and actually look like real people. (I don't think this was a naturalistic touch by Lomell I just think he couldn't afford better looking plastic woman.) The soundtrack is an excellent combination of catchy monk style classical (think the Conan soundtrack) and 40's style pop tunes. When a pigtailed catholic schoolgirl and two masked guys dance around with severed limbs to a Sinatra tune you simply can't wipe the smile off my face. That's why I liked it. Excuse me while I go seek some help.\",\n \"Product: When Sheriff Berger (Robert Englund) executes serial killer Chambers (James Binkley) in the electric chair, it seems like its the end for the worlds most violent criminal but its only the beginning. Chambers escapes from the hospital morgue and proceeds on a bloodthirsty rampage through the locked down hospital. Fighting alongside Sheriff Berger are young hospital patients Sara Wexler (Meredith Henderson), and Walter (Nathan Stephenson). The two youths struggle to stay alive in a hospital rapidly filling with blood, along with the help of Nurse Grafton (Laura De Carteret). Chambers thirst for violence grows with every gruesome murder and it becomes clear that although he relies on the souls of others to survive, he is particularly fixated on that of Sara Wexler with whom he shares an unholy bond. In a brutal showdown Chambers kills Sheriff Berger, leaving Sara and Walter to fend for themselves against the supernatural evil. Trapped in the hospital, they can only run for so long\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Seinfeld's Stienbrenner sings the opening theme\\n\\nReview: Heartstopper: 4 out of 10: After twenty minutes this movie really had me psyched. A true Eighties throwback it begins with two characters, a Death row inmate who has trouble being electrocuted (Shocker) and a good looking suicidal shy girl who is called whore by a bunch of teenage cheerleader vixens (Carrie). They meet in an ambulance and the Death row guys tattoo transfers to the suicidal girl. And we all know what happens next don't we.\\n\\nThe girl goes back to high school and takes revenge on the vixen sluts and her mother and everyone else; and there is violence and nudity and sexy high school girls kicking ass. (Okay let me calm down for a moment) Had the movie actually done that I would have been very happy indeed. Instead it just remakes Halloween 2. Yup a basically abandoned hospital with a staff of about 5 people. The serial killer comes back to life (of course) and starts using his patented fist pulling a heart through the chest maneuver (hence the name) which looks silly the first time and gets progressively sillier as the movie goes along.\\n\\nIn the Jamie Lee Curtis role we have Meredith Henderson who is surprisingly bland for a suicidal girl being chased by a serial killer. The killer is played not by headline actor Robert Englund (Who is an Amish Sheriff and leaves the movie fairly early) but James Binkly whose is simply the serial killer that won't shut up\\n\\nIn fact dialogue is a real problem in this film. Nobody talks like real people. All the conversation is either a witty rejoinder or a plot point or god forbid horrible self-conscious foreshadowing. And needless to say few people have been crying out for a Halloween 2 (or Visiting Hours) remake.\\n\\nThe sets are unconvincing and the hospital understaffed. The script and story is truly derivative and pedestrian. While this is hardly the worst direct to video horror movie I've seen. (I'm looking your way Lionsgate) Its biggest fault simply seems to be it does nothing I haven't seen done better dozens of times before.\",\n \"Product: A serial killer is stalking the city of San Francisco and sending a news reporter cryptic letters after each murder. As the body count rises, two SFPD detectives, the reporter and a psychologist-priest relentlessly pursue the madman, determined to put an end to his bloody carnage. But as the killer gets closer and closer to the news reporter, will the detectives catch him before it's too late? Shot on location in the San Francisco Bay Area, this gripping edge-of-your-seat thriller will have you frozen in your seat as you witness the madness of the San Franpsycho.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: San Franpsycho...I left my talent in San Franpsycho\\n\\nReview: San Franpsycho: 1 out of 10: So you want to make a serial killer movie. However, your budget is non-existent, your camera equipment is elderly and your stars are Joe Estevez (Martin Sheen's younger brother and a staple in really bad movies) and Todd Bridges from Different Strokes. There are probably ways to pull of at least a watchable film. The Quiroz brothers have no clue.\\n\\nFirst, much of the cast seems to have been chosen in a desperate attempt to make Bridges and Estevez look like Oscar caliber thespians. Really how hard is it to play a priest or an overbearing mother? Certainly, a city the size of San Francisco has a few professional actors willing to work for a few bucks and a screen credit. Clearly, Chris Angelo and Bonnie Steiger who play these roles have other talents such as landscaper or waitress they ought to be fine tuning.\\n\\nJoe Rosete as the killer (yes the serial killer is simply known as \\\"The Killer\\\") is also pretty awful, in a mentally ill method kind of way, but I am almost willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as his character is written with zero style or personality. A boring almost laughable serial killer is a problem for a serial killer movie.\\n\\nIn addition, the Quiroz brothers seem to have originally planned this as an ABC Family movie of the week. There is no nudity or violence to speak of and the R rating clearly is for the adult style pacing. This move meanders like an 85-year-old woman driving with wraparound sunglasses and her turn signal on. The only occasional horror comes from lighting Estevez's face with a glare that makes it look like his lower jaw was removed.\\n\\nI was not expecting a great film when I rented San Franpsycho but I was not expecting mind numbing boredom either.\",\n \"Product: A YOUNG NEWLYWED COUPLE ACQUIRES AN OLD ABANDONED HOUSE THAT BRING THEM INTO CONTACT WITH A VENGEFUL SPIRIT. AT FIRST THE GHOST PROTECTS THE COUPLE FROM UNSCRUPULOUS VISITORS BUT IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT IT EXPECTS A TERRIBLE FAVOR IN RETURN. ONLY BY SETTING THE SPIRIT FREE, CAN THEY ESCAPE ITS WRATH.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Mr. and Mrs. T Horror\\n\\nReview: Ghost of Mae Nak: 7 out of 10: First we had J horror ( stark white Japanese female ghosts with long black hair that scream) then Korea developed K Horror ( featuring stark white Korean female ghosts with long black hair that scream) and now we have T horror (featuring stark white Thai female ghosts with long black hair that scream). From the looks of all things alphabetical can a home grown Vietnamese ghost story be too far behind.\\n\\nNow I am not that big fan of ghost stories and the Japanese take on the subject has done very little to impress me. There are only so many faulty florescent lights and violin screams that one man can take. So it surprised me that Mae Nak is as entertaining film in its own right. For one thing this is more a romance than a ghost story.\\n\\nThe story revolves around two very likable kids (named Nak and Mak) who are getting married and settling down when one of them (the guy) is haunted by a ghostly vision (see above). They have true love and the ghost is jealous or vengeful or in pain or something. So they have to help her spirit to rest because (SPOILER ALERT) they bought the house she used to live in and pledged their love on her unmarked grave and received part of her skull as a wedding gift. (No I'm not making this up) The non-ghost scenes however with the couple buying a house and dealing with various relatives and cultural demands are delightful and fresh to these western eyes. And the two leads are both attractive and pleasant and give of the aura of being real people with real lives. (They both have actual jobs and go to punk rock bars with friends).\\n\\nThe movies other asset is the Final Destination style death scenes the ghost uses to exact revenge or protect the couple or whatnot. The special effects are excellent and the camera isn't to shy about the gore.\\n\\nThe film clearly has a healthy budget and talent behind the camera. On the negative side the movie plot is right out of a Scooby Doo episode and the film is about as scary as one. Lack of fright aside for a J horror style ghost story this is a pretty good film.\",\n \"Product: A virus with no cure. A threat with no borders. A nation with no chance of escaping H5N1, the Avian Flu. When a mutation of the virus is discovered in a local marketplace, China sends an emergency summons to Dr. Iris Varnack (Joely Richardson) of the Epidemic Intelligence Service. When she arrives, she discovers her efforts may be too late - an American businessman has become the first victim of a strain that is passed from human to human. As the flu begins its insidious spread, Secretary of Health and Human Services Collin Reed (Stacy Keach) races to combat the ensuing chaos. The victim's wife, Denise Connelly (Ann Cusack), does what she can to help other infected people. It wasn't supposed to happen this way - until it did.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: We are all going to die. Well eventually.\\n\\nReview: Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America: 3 out of 10: This movie is both funny and sad. The funny part is fairly obvious as this certainly isn't a sober look at a possible impending crisis. This is a modern version of The Swarm. And much like those killer bees (and the so called killer bee crisis that prompted them) Bird Flu has joined a pantheon of media inspired end of the world scenarios (SARS, Y2K, Global Warming) that simply refuse to actually come about.\\n\\nThe sad part is the blatant attempt of the filmmakers to inspire panic. Disease pandemics historically were fairly common after all people didn't all die in their forties from heart disease. Even recent pandemics such as AIDS mirrors the old fashioned VD crisis (Think syphilis) that used to kill more soldiers than bullets.\\n\\nThe flu pandemic of the early twenties was a nasty business killing millions but honestly life went on. I wonder if our over dramatic media and their power hungry government allies would allow life as normal today.\\n\\nThe movie itself swerves wildly from fairly competent scenes (Triage in Grand Central Station) to the ridiculous (Rednecks try to ambush national guardsman in Manhattan).\\n\\nThe scenarios themselves are fairly useless as the filmmakers can't seem to decide exactly how contagious the bird flu is or for that matter whether the symptoms are an Ebola style crash or simply a long illness. Indeed one scene will show everyone in bio-hazard suits and the next will have nobody even wearing a mask.\\n\\nThe film also patently refuses to actually give any practical advice regarding what to do in a Bird Flu crisis. (Outside of wash your hands, what no duct tape?) The acting and directing are competent for a TV movie but the script is all over the map. Last the movie has a strangely non-exponential death total running on the bottom of the screen. Just like the Swarm did.\",\n \"Product: TERROR STRIKES IN THE BACKWOODS OF TENNESSEE WHEN AN AGE-OLD CURSE RESURFACES & TAKES REVENGE ON A GROUP OF FRIENDS ON A WEEKEND GETAWAY AT A FAMILY CABIN.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Dark Harvest 3: Scarecrow (Skarecrow)... Harvest of Tedium\\n\\nReview: Dark Harvest 3: Scarecrow (Skarecrow): 1 out of 10: In Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity there is the Theory of Time Dilation... Light travels at a constant speed regardless of the speed of its source. Since the movie itself moves at the speed of an arthritic sloth, the light emitted seems to actually slow time. (Reports of a Fermi Liquid emitting from the DVD player are to this date unconfirmed.) As a result this movie feels a lot longer that an hour and change. Even on fast-forward (And you will be reaching for that fast forward button) it clocks in somewhere around eternity.\\n\\nIf you are familiar with Lionsgate's own version of Project Greenlight (This is where they buy a home movie, put a fancy cover on it and sneak it into the horror section of your local Wal-Mart), you will not be surprised by the complete and utter lack of entertainment value contained within. To make matters worse this is marketed as part of the Dark Harvest series though the film was made years before and has nothing to do with that lame movie. It is as if you bought an unreleased Mighty Ducks sequel and tried to pass it off as a Friday The 13th film.\\n\\nThe line reading (I refuse to call it acting) is uniformly awful. This is a collection of deadbeat dads and strippers pretending to be in a movie between cans of Schlitz. The camera work is of drunken father shooting vacation film quality. In addition, while the special effects are okay; the most freighting moment is the breast augmentation scars in the nude scene.\\n\\nThe story is awful, the sets are from a Haunted Halloween put on by ADHD middle school students and once again the line reading (remember this is not acting anymore than sinking to the bottom of a pool is swimming) is distracting beyond mere words. Avoid at all costs, lest you find yourself ageing faster than your loved ones.\\n\\nLord knows you wouldn't want to see even still shots of the film so here is some art.\",\n \"Product: When a large meteor crashes into a quiet town, pet dogs become mysteriously aggressive - attacking and killing the residents. Now the citizens are forced to fight back against their once beloved companions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Who let the Dogs out\\n\\nReview: Night of the Wild. 8 out of 10. Asylum films get a bad rap. Quite correctly in many cases. But what is up with the hate for this film? I mean really what more could you want from a nature goes wild movie? It has decent practical effects, Ive seen worse CGI effects, none of the acting is visibly risible, and the action doesnt let up.\\n\\nGiant green meteors land in a rural California village or perhaps the Hamptons with mountains it wasn't all that clear. This causes all the dogs to go crazy apparently through meteor sound if the one deaf dog is to be believed. This makes zero sense. The fact that the characters don't notice the giant green glowing things is a running bizarre zero sense thing throughout the movie as well. In fairness to the characters, I am pretty sure the meteors were not actually there when filming but were added in post-production with The Asylums magical Commodore 64.\\n\\nI recently viewed the similar themed The Pack. The Pack is on the surface a much better film. It has better cinematography, scarier looking dogs, an actual plot and most importantly it stars ridiculously attractive Anna Lise Phillips. Night of the Wild has Housewives star, Jill Zarin. (Who in all fairness isn't all that bad in a limited role as a chew toy). But the Pack has fewer cast members than Night of the Wild has kills in the first ten minutes. Night of the Wild knows why we watch a nature gone wild movie. It isn't for story and pacing and a rumination on the struggles of rural America.\\n\\nNight of the Wild is a fun movie that knows it is fun and simply goes about its business. It isn't obnoxiously self-referential and it is completely lensed with a surprisingly good pace. Well worth the watch.\",\n \"Product: FEATURES THE SEMINAL PUNK BAND DEAD KENNEDYS, LIVE FROM THEIR EARLY YEARS AT VARIOUS VENUES INCLUDING THE MABUHAY GARDENS, THE SPROUL PLAZA AT BERKELEY AND AT TARGET STUDIOS BETWEEN 1978 & 1981. MUCH OF THE MATERIAL IS FROM THE CLASSIC & CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DEBUT ALBUM FRESH FRUIT FOR ROTTING VEGETABLES.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: There is always room for Jello\\n\\nReview: Dead Kennedys: The Early Years Live: 4 out of 10: Ah the classics... Well this very short video (30 minutes) shows, what one assumes was amateur video, of The Dead Kennedy's tour in support of their first album. It also has a human-interest news report on lead singer Jello Biafra's run for mayor of San Francisco.\\n\\nThe video quality is unsurprisingly awful. The sound quality however is even worse which makes this useless as a concert tape. Since the camera stays focused on Jello and the boys one does not even get the interesting thrill of seeing the punk rock audience, which is often the best part of the show. Outside of a few clips of Jello vacuuming a sidewalk (don't ask) there is virtually nothing intelligible in the entire program. Which I guess is kind of punk in its own way after all.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":69,"string":"69"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":174,"string":"174"}}},{"rowIdx":175,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A33UZDO4KB4S0H"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Founded in Sweden in 1884, Brio makes the highest quality wooden toys that have delighted children and created happy memories for generations. Both educational and fun, Brio's uncompromising focus on design, quality and craftsmanship create toys of lasting value that stimulate creativity and imagination. Engaging play and learning are integral themes in all Brio toys, satisfying a child's educational needs and growing with them through their various phases of development.\". The summary of the review text is \"Brio - still creating great toys for kids\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is another great toy by Brio. This is my 'second time around' buying Brio, I first started buying them for my own children. This is a large roller coaster set which my grandson has fun with. I will tell you, it takes up space! My grandson is fortunate to have a large play area where his Brio sets are set up permanently. The set was easy to assemble, especially for me as I watched my son do it - but he had no problems with set up at all. I thought the set very cute, I like the little airplane lift to the top, the cars spin down the track with no problems. I also like to see my grandson's imagination at work with the stories he comes up with about the \"people\" at his park. Very nice add on or stand alone Brio kit provided you have the room."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is another great toy by Brio. This is my 'second time around' buying Brio, I first started buying them for my own children. This is a large roller coaster set which my grandson has fun with. I will tell you, it takes up space! My grandson is fortunate to have a large play area where his Brio sets are set up permanently. The set was easy to assemble, especially for me as I watched my son do it - but he had no problems with set up at all. I thought the set very cute, I like the little airplane lift to the top, the cars spin down the track with no problems. I also like to see my grandson's imagination at work with the stories he comes up with about the \"people\" at his park. Very nice add on or stand alone Brio kit provided you have the room."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Trust Wypall X80 Foodservice Cloths for performance, value and peace of mind. These versatile, reusable foodservice cloths are strong and soft. Theyre ideal for general cleaning foodservice needs and are durable enough for machine washing or soaking in sanitizer solutions for extended use. Inhibits the growth of odor-causing bacteria that can cause foodservice towels to smell sour.. Towel/Wipe Type: Quarterfold; Application: Foodservice; Material(s): HYDROKNIT; Color(s): Blue Stripe; White.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for more than food service\n\nReview: Very functional multi use disposable towels. Excellent size for cleaning, 12 x 24\". Wets down evenly and can be used for many cleaning chores beyond the kitchen. I ordered these after reading another review where the person used the towel to clean their baseboards, a project we also needed to do. They DO work great! I've used them in the kitchen, my husband loved them for the garage and they are really quite handy! The material seems to be a heavier paper weave...when wet I can tear them apart although I do have to exert some pressure to do so, they are not flimsy by any means. I'm not sure about washing them...so far I've used my kitchen ones a couple times - I just let it air dry. I'm not sure that I would wash them, the price is very reasonable at about $0.30 a piece. Here's what I find funny is the reaction from others - my MIL had to grab a stack and a friend saw the box and had to try a stack too. I think a box would last us quite a long time.","Product: The Age Defying Solutions kit is exclusively formulated to accelerate cellular turn-over, boost antioxidant protection, help increase firmness, smooth, brighten and refine for radiant, ageless skin.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works on 60 ish fair skin\n\nReview: I've been using this kit for a few weeks and am surprised and pleased that it works for me, an almost 60 fair skinned woman. Not to sound like an ad, I can already see a difference in the fine lines on my face and neck. My skin looks more plumped out. On deeper wrinkles I can still see the lines, but they are definately not as deep. I like the products so much I'm buying the products in the larger size. This kit will probably last 5-6 weeks. I've been using it twice daily as directed for two weeks and can easily go another 2 weeks if not more.\nFace cleanser: I like the slight scent which fades rapidly. It's a rather loose liquid, I only use about a quarter tsp for face, neck and decolletage. Slight tingle during use.\nSerum: this is a heavier gel, I apply and wait a few minutes before using moisturizer. I find that it absorbs into my skin. My face does not feel tight or greasy at all.\nMoisturizers: I use the SPF during the day. I find this takes a few minutes to absorb into my skin. I use the regular moisturizer in the evening and that seems to absorb more quickly. However, for me - it takes a few minutes for any sunscreen to absorb so this didn't bother me, I thought it's the nature of sunscreen products.\nPeel: thin gel goes on easily, comes off easily. There is no dried cakey feeling which I can't stand.\nI'd recommend this kit if you're looking to get a good samples size to try out for a month. In fact, I have recommended it to a few friends. I previously used products by NuSkin, which are more expensive than these. I did notice the slightest red of my face the first few days I used the cleansing gel...but I don't anymore. I'm trying to switch to all organic products for skin and body care and these certainly fit the bill.","Product: 10.5\" x 3.75\", 12 Cup, Anniversary Bundt Pan, Cast Aluminum, Accomodates 10-15 Cup Recipes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautifully made lifetime pan\n\nReview: This beautiful blue Nordic Ware Bundt plan arrived in perfect condition. I had a Nordic Ware bundt pan for over 20 years, until somehow it got lost during a move and was happy to replace it with this lovely blue one. Nordic Ware is true quality and you won't have to replace it, unless you lose it like I did. I wonder if some of the reviewers who said they had poorly milled or rough edged/damaged pans did get a knock off? To those who can't remove a cake without breaking I found I have to really butter the grooves as well as using flour - let the cake cool prior to shaking it out and rarely have trouble with the cake cracking. I would always recommend Nordic Ware brand. It's expensive, but you can have it for a lifetime .","Product: Get crisp, professional results with any type of fabric. The BLACK+DECKER Digital Advantage Professional Steam Iron features an LCD screen that lets you select and customize the steam level and fabric setting with the touch of a button. This digital electric iron quickly generates dense, powerful steam, and can be used vertically like a steamer with clothes right on the hanger and with drapes and upholstery. The easy-glide, stainless steel soleplate holds up for the long haul, and the 3-way auto shutoff feature gives you peace of mind with each use. Updated features delivering modern convenience is what youve come to expect from BLACK+DECKER, the trusted name in clothes irons.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice iron for the price\n\nReview: So far so good. This seems to be a very good iron, especially for the price. I'm a bit jaded on irons so will withhold final determination until after using for a few months. Irons today just don't seem as reliable as from 30 years ago. I use my irons predominately for quilting. I find the water easy to pour into the iron, it heats up quickly to steam. I like the digital feature for temp control for the fabrics, although I mostly use cotton. I have not nor will I use it as a steamer so no comment on that. I like the weight of the iron, it feels good - not too heavy, not so light that it doesn't actually press the fabric. Like I said, so far so good.","Product: The RSVP Endurance Oil Mister is the tool to use to minimize the amount of fat in cooking. The oil sprayer allows you to choose your own oil to spray as a fine mist on pans prior to cooking or baking. You can also make herb flavored oil to spray on salads\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Buy a silicone brush instead\n\nReview: This mister worked fine for the first \"fill up\" of olive oil. I loved it! Perfect spray, light mist - wonderful! I followed the instructions and filled up the bottle 2/3 of the way the second time and ....huh? where's the oil? finally it came out in a weak stream, as other reviewers have noted. No amount of steam cleaning, hot water washing could solve this issue. The idea is good, but this particular product did not last. Don't waste your money. I now pour a scant amount of oil in the pan and swish it around with a silicone brush. Of course, the oil doesn't absorb into the silicone so it's better to use than a hair brush.\nMy recommendation is to save your money and take a pass.","Product: Utilizing pure ceramic as a coating, the Green Earth Pan by Ozeri is one of the world's first frying pans to achieve non-stick perfection while remaining absolutely free of PTFE, PFOA and other harmful chemicals. Conventional cookware and other ceramic cookware brands achieve their non-stick performance through a coating of PTFE (PolyTetraFluoroEthylene), a synthetic substance that has waxy properties. At very high temperatures, PTFE begins to decompose and release fumes which are documented to be lethal to birds and small pets, and which can be harmful to humans. In addition, traditional pans incorporating PTFE are often manufactured with the aid of PFOA (PerFluoroOctanoic Acid), which the EPA has classified as a 'persistent pollutant of the environment'. With the Green Earth Pan's ecozeri technology, even under high temperatures, such harmful toxic fumes are never released into the environment. This is because the Green Earth Pan by Ozeri utilizes a 100% ceramic coating inspired by nature. The Green Earth Pan's ceramic coating is completely free of PTFE and PFOA. In addition to being eco-friendly and ultra-safe, the Green Earth Pan's ceramic coating is far more durable and scratch-resistant than other non-stick surfaces. With better non-stick properties, the Green Earth Pan by Ozeri allows you to saute, fry, bake, boil and braise with as little as half the amount of oil normally used, and it makes cleaning a breeze. The Green Earth Pan by Ozeri is made of the highest quality die-cast aluminum that allows for even cooking and fantastic browning without the risk of hot spots. It boasts a magnetized bottom for rapid heat transfer on induction stoves, and a heat resistant Bakelight handle. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: wonderful non stick pan\n\nReview: The pan delivered promptly, within two days. I read and followed the instructions, which are basic common sense - don't use an abrasive scrubber to clean the pan, don't heat the pan up on high... cool completely prior to washing... I've been using the pan almost daily for two weeks and I am very happy with the performance. I barely use any butter or olive oil, perhaps one teaspoon for flavor more than anything and I have not had one item stick. Fried eggs slide around this pan like a professional skater! Vegetables cook up wonderfully, sausages, etc. No problems. Sometimes I use an egg substitute and this is the only food item that leaves the barest film on the bottom of the pan when I scramble the egg substitute, oddly, just cooking like an omlet leaves no residue at all. The pan takes a few moments to heat up on medium high heat - about 3 minutes, but I find that it does retain the heat so well I don't have to increase the heat to cook the food. I'm very happy with this item and have recommended it to friends.","Product: ProSeries Sealable Heavy-Duty Clear Mattress Bags are ideal when storing or disposing of mattresses or box springs. The gusseted design makes it super easy to apply bag around mattress and provides room for even pillow-top mattresses. The clear 3 mil, contractor-grade, plastic is more heavyweight than most mattress bags and the non-vented design keeps out dust, dirt, water and bugs or allows use for disposing bed bug infested mattresses. Features unique double-adhesive closure and plastic is made with Microban to inhibit bacteria growth. Made in the USA.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: excellent mattress cover for moving\n\nReview: The bags were great. Plenty of room to spare for CA King Twin extra deep mattresses. The opening is on the long side, so taping takes a little time. There are two sets of tape - I peeled off the tape barrier and slowly taped the inner plastic to the outer plastic and repeated this for the tape on the outside. I felt the way the tape was set up provided an extra barrier as it overlapped almost 8\". Because I'm this way - I also intermittently sealed the side with packing tape. I'm not sure I needed to do that. The plastic is thick and I thought this was a worthwhile investment for a very expensive mattress. I would definately recommend this product. Incidentally I bought a very cheap ( $2.95) twin mattress cover from U Haul which was worthless in my opinion for a mattress I ended up using it for pillows.","Product: Countertop cooking made easy. The BLACK+DECKER 6-Slice Stainless Steel Convection Toaster Oven with Broiler Pan is great for baking 9 pizzas, making toast for the whole family, and reheating leftovers into hot, crispy deliciousness. This versatile toaster oven bakes, broils, toasts, and keeps food warm, at up to 450F. The 60-minute precision timer ensures ideal results for all of them. Plus, this convection toaster oven comes with a baking and broiler pan that fits perfectly. When its time to eat, trust the #1 brand in toaster ovens*BLACK+DECKER. Large viewing window keep an eye on food during cooking. The durable glass window gives you a clear view of food throughout the cooking process. Dual position rack high and low rack slots let you position food right under the broiler, or accommodate larger portions of food.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Useful appliance, nice looking\n\nReview: The countertop oven is convenient and very easy to use. Other reviewers have covered the looks thoroughly so I'll go right to toasting and baking.\nDepending on the size of the bread - it will toast 4-6 slices. I used the crumb tray so the first time the toast was toasted only on one side. The second time, I flipped it about halfway through and both sides were toasted...I still like a regular toaster better. Where this shines for me is baking for 2. My findings are consistent with other reviewers in that the cooking time is not less than normal. The cook time remained the same. A quiche at 375 came out perfect as did chicken breasts. Also great for roasting vegetables for 2. I know the oven heated up to correct temp because I had my oven thermometer in it to check, also the food cooked in the alloted time. I didn't think the outside got that hot. Yes, the top heats up and I couldn't put my hand on it but I could on the sides. I didn't feel any pronounced heat radiating up to the bottom of the cabinets. Warm? Yes - hot? - no. The oven cooled down quickly, within 5-7 minutes. I didn't feel it radiated much heat from the front either, as compared to heating up our full size oven. I like it alot for cooking heating up food for 2 people. I didn't like it for toast.","Product: Goodbye cluttered cupboards. Squish collapsible products transform bulky food prep tools into neatly tamed items that behave within confined spaces. Crafted using an exclusive design technique that marries flexibility with rigidity, Squish brings as much joy in use as it does stored away. Playful, vibrant and versatile, the sturdy construction does not sacrifice performance for collapsibility. Each Squish product independently maintains its shape when in use and thoughtfully-designed features anticipate the needs of the most exacting home chefs. Each graduated layer of a Squish item \"snaps\" into place to perform its desired function with confidence whether storing flat or expanding for use. Clever features like gently curved rims, thoughtfully-placed pour spouts, smooth sides and non-slip grips for bases and handles make the Squish collection a valuable ally for any home chef. Each product performs as well as its non-collapsible counterpart, yet stores efficiently in a fraction of the space. FDA-approved materials are safe for food items and dishwasher friendly. With an assortment of essential items that set free an entire kitchen cupboard, Squish makes today's storage challenges disappear in one second flat.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: ended up using it as a fruit bowl\n\nReview: I bought this for a vacation home with limited storage in the kitchen. I liked both the fact that it collapsed and came in bright colors. I have the orange yellow version which is quite cheery. I ended up using it as a fruit bowl. I do not like it as a colander, as several other reviewers have commented, the legs should be a bit higher elevate the bottom at least a 1/2\" from whatever surface you have it on. Typically this would be your sink. I found it a bit more tedious to clean than a regular colander, getting into the groves. I did try using it when boiling pasta and it did work well HOWEVER I had to use alot less pasta than I wanted so that the water could circulate freely about the pasta and it was a pain using the tongs to lift the darn drippy thing out of the pot. Much easier to boil the pasta in the water and dump it into a regular colander. One day I had more fruit than fit in the bin and thought, I'm gonna get some use out of that collapsible colander!","Product: This cookware set has something for everyone: saucepans for the soup fan, a Dutch oven for the home cook who enjoys simmering meats in flavorful sauces, skillets for the member of the family who sauts chicken for salads and wraps, a square griddle for the young and not so young who like bacon and eggs at any time of the day, and a cookie pan for the baker of the house. Since 1900, Farberware has brought performance, convenience and reliability to countless kitchens at an affordable price. The Dishwasher Safe High Performance Nonstick collection continues those traditions while improving upon them with new technology for todays busy cooks. This cookware set features DuPont Teflon Plus nonstick coating in the unique SmartGlide Nonstick System. The nonstick coats a dimpled surface, improving the nonsticks durability and creating air pockets that transfer heat to food quickly. The result is cookware that warms evenly and food that is beautifully browned, not burned. The glass lids allow the cooking process to be monitored without losing heat or moisture, and the strong handles provide a comfortable grip. The best part is that Farberware has been able to add these technological advances without sacrificing convenience this cookware is oven safe to 350 degrees and dishwasher safe for swift and simple cleanup.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Well made, not for serious cook\n\nReview: The cookware arrived beautifully packaged, so no worries about shipping damage. I love it when the label says \"12 piece set\" and it includes 4 lids, a tiny cookie sheet and a spatula! I enjoy cooking and have caphelon, le cruset and less expensive non stick pans. I was curious about this set. I say it's not for a serious cook, nor most likely for a family because everything just feels so small! The cookie sheet is about 14\" x 18\" say you were baking cookies, you could get about 8 on there; or 2 fish fillets. There are 2 skillets; 1 would hold 2 eggs, the other 4. One pot is approximately 4 cups - to the brim; another 2 qt and a 4 qt. They all appear well made, if small! The handles have silicone trim which is nice as you don't need to use a potholder. The bottom of the pan is aluminum so you probably can't use this for a glasstop cook stove. Now, I like non stick pans - but I am very cautious about using them. Here are some good guidelines to follow: NEVER preheat; do not cook on high - use only medium to low temperatures; ventilate the kitchen; do not broil or sear; use a heavier weight non stick pan ( these are medium); if chipped or damaged throw away. High heat - 500 and above - causes molecular breakdown and this is where the possibly cancerous toxic fumes are released. And a cheap non stick pan heats up quickly - and within a few minutes can get above 500degrees. So be aware and take precautions and don't expect this cookware ( or any non stick) to last forever ( which is why I haven't invested in the non stick caphelon). Here's some additional information - and there's plenty more online - you can decide if non stick cookware is for you. Incidentally, if I had birds I would not consider using non stick under any circumstances.\n\nFrom Good Housekeeping Test Kitchen:\nAlso of less concern than previously believed: the danger of nonstick pans exposing the family to PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid). A chemical used to manufacture the fluoropolymers that make up nonstick cookware's coating, PFOA is associated with tumors and developmental problems in animals, and experts are concerned about its possible effects on humans. In 2004, DuPont agreed to pay up to $343 million to settle a lawsuit alleging that PFOA, used in the manufacture of Teflon at a certain plant, had contaminated drinking water nearby. This year, a study at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health found an association between PFOA exposure and small decreases in head circumference and body weight in infants (except those born by cesarean section). Last year, an independent review panel advised the EPA to classify PFOA a \"likely \" human carcinogen. The EPA has not yet adopted the recommendation, which is disputed by DuPont. In the meantime, the EPA has reached an agreement with eight companies, including DuPont, to phase out the use of PFOA completely by 2015.\n\nBut while PFOA is still a concern, it's unlikely that we get most of our exposure from the use of nonstick pans. Sources of PFOA are everywhere: in microwave-popcorn bags, fast-food packaging, shampoo, carpeting, and clothing. Studies show that most of us have PFOA in our bloodstreams, and babies show trace amounts at birth. The FDA has tested nonstick pans to evaluate the danger of PFOA exposure to humans. \"What we found was that the manufacturing process used to make those pans drives off the PFOA,\" says Honigfort, meaning that the chemical evaporates. \"The risk to consumers is considered negligible.\"\n\nMe again: I'm sure the chemical industry wants us to believe that all this exposure is negligble - it's their livelehood and I do believe they spend hundreds of millions of dollars a year on lobbying. I put the outtake in for you to consider where else you may be getting exposure so you can reduce that too. I learned alot from the documentary \"Bag It\" which is also available on Amazon. Check it out.","Product: Touch Up and Go Iron Kit\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: poor design for water resivoir\n\nReview: I expect that an iron which touts turbo steam in it's name to have that function easy to use. I do not recommend this iron because the water resivoir is such a dark opaque blue it is very difficult to see when the water hits the fill line. You have to almost have a spotlight directly on the iron, or stop short and check under bright light. This alone put the brakes on for me - again Sunbeam is touting and promoting this iron as turbo steam - make it easy to use! That's what I would think.\nThe iron is attractive right out of the box, but on this point, not user friendly. The iron without the steam function heats up and irons well. I have recently received the iron so will follow up if it breaks - as other reviewers have stated it does after few to several months. The bonus iron is like one of those gadgets to iron your hair, or crimp it. It opens with an 'alligator mouth' and I can not see how this is a useful item. I heated it up, and tried to put a shirt in it to iron a pocket and the rest of the front scrunches up. It seemed like a waste of time to me - and alot of finagling of the garmet. By the time this iron heats up, I could have just as well heated up the large iron and had an easier time touching up a blouse or pants. I would not recommend this iron.","Product: Illuminate the possibilities for enhancing comfort and expressing your style with HON Torch seating. This collection of a mid-back task chair and a task stool features breathable mesh on the back that delivers intuitive support to any user. Fixed arms increase upper body support and bring greater comfort to both seat height and standing height areas.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good value for the cost\n\nReview: This is a nice chair for the $115 price range as listed on Amazon. The padded seat is adequate, the mesh back is comfortable but offers only minimal lumbar support. The height may be adjusted with the standard pump which is on most office chairs, and the tilt is adjusted by a knob under the seat. The armrests are a bit short, from the wrist to a few inches short of the elbow. The armrests are not padded, they are molded plastic. The chair rolls easily on carpet. The chair was very easy to assemble, taking us about 15 minutes including time to unpack. The screws are packaged very well, sealed under plastic onto cardboard and clearly labeled. Also spare screws and allen wrench are included. This is a nice chair if you are not planning on sitting on it all day for work, as the seat cushioning isn't great - it's good, not the best. For use for a few hours at a time it's just fine. I also have a Calypso office chair, which was twice as expensive. I prefer that chair for extended computer work, the seat is better cusioned, the armrests are cushioned and can be pulled up out of the way, and the lumbar support is much better. Probably why it's almost twice the cost. To repeat, this is a good value for the money and will suit you just fine for a few hours work at a time.","Product: Keystone's kstfd125ag 12 in. Table-To-Floor air accelerator pedestal fan, has an innovative rotating grill that provides 25% more air flow giving you a more comfortable and consistent breeze. The ultra-quiet dc motor uses 80% less electricity saving you money. Designed to be used on a tabletop or on the floor, its height adjusts from 26 to 43 inches. This versatile fan has multiple speed settings plus comfort mode, timer, vertical tilt adjustment and an oscillating option. Plus, the handy remote control snaps onto the pedestal when not in use so you will always know where to find it.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: puts out a strong breeze! - excellent performer\n\nReview: This is a really nice fan, I'm surprised I'm excited by that but I am. It was easy to put together, about 10 minutes without reading the directions, 5 additional minutes to read the directions and put the fan blade in properly. This is a very quiet fan, smooth movement back and forth and boy does it put out a breeze! On the highest setting you could feel it from 20' away. There is a button on the back which when pressed easily raises or lowers the fan. There are 7 speed settings to control the strength of air movement. The remote control works well, but you can also use the controls on the bottom of the base. The base is sturdy and the fan does not wobble when in use. Made in China.\n\nupdate July 2016 - this is THE quietest fan we have ever had! Unbelievable. We are experiencing an incredibly hot summer and have had this fan running in our daughters room every night all night for weeks and you wouldn't know it, it's that quiet. Smooth movements, easy to adjust for height - really a wonderful fan. Better and quieter than the 'tower' fans we used previously.","Product: Beautiful 3 person sofa or couch grey with white piping and pretty two-toned fabric upholstered sofa. Give your home a clean, crisp look that your whole family can enjoy with the Dorel Living Powell Two-Toned Sofa. The sofa boasts a square silhouette with a track arm design, solid wood feet in a dark brown finish, and beautiful graphite gray easy-to-care-for upholstery. An elegant white welt trim detail accentuates the clean lines of the sofa for a more upscale look. This sofa features a patent-pending construction that allows fast and convenient delivery straight to your home. Assembly is easy, with no tools required. The Dorel Living Powell Two-Toned Sofa is built with a sturdy construction and has foam filled seat cushions with a spring core for extra support. The sofa's deep, plush seating is spacious enough to accommodate 3 people comfortably. The Dorel Living Powell Two-Toned Sofa will be the perfect living room seating solution.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great 'bang for the buck!\"\n\nReview: This is a great sofa for the price! I wouldn't hesitate to buy it for any of the following reasons: vacation home ( which is where we have it), smaller home, condo, basement. It's perfect for someone just starting out. The sofa was packaged very well and there was no damage upon delivery. It was easy to put together - you definately need two people to align the longer pieces like the front bar and the back when putting it together. It took us about 45 minutes from unpacking to final assembly. The fabric is nice, it's like a sueded polyester. It's surprising well sewn with zippers around all the cushions and nice welts around the zipper which extends down the side and you can tuck the zipper tab in the welting. I was a bit surprised to see that. For the price I expected the pillow cushions to be sewn closed. You could replace the cushions if need be. Although the welting was shown as white, on this sofa it was a soft gray - still attractive.\nThe back is a bit short - it hits at the top of your shoulders, so no support for your head. The cushions are firm and comfortable and there are springs in the bottom frame which will help to support the cushions.","Product: The fast and easy way to make a healthy, home-made dinner in just a few minutes. Quickly chop and grind your favorite recipes or shred and slice veggies directly into your own bowl.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Think about what you would use it for\n\nReview: I have positive thoughts about the Oster brand, considering I still have my mother's Oster blender from the 50's - and it works! This smaller/mini food prep appliance's usefulness will depend upon how many people you cook for and what you do with it. The same as any kitchen appliance really. I find it tedious to cut the lettuce down to size to fit into the tube which is 1\" x 3\". By the time you cut iceburg lettuce down to that size, a few more cuts from the knife is easy so why bother with using a food chopper? It didn't do romaine lettuce well for me at all - I think it's too 'leafy' there's not enough solid structure to be chopped. Now - that's how I feel for 2 people. If I were cooking for 6 or more I might feel it's worthwhile. Carrots are great though and when I make carrot salad - totally worth it. Peppers are OK.. Zucchini - why bother as again you have to trim it down to fit into the food chute\nWhat I do really like is the mini processor, perfect size for making hummus, pesto, salsas , marinades where you have to puree some ingredients like ancho peppers etc. That's what I have been using the most of. Recommendation: think about what you would use this for before you buy. The appliance is solidly built, doesn't wobble during use, has a couple shredding/chopping blades. Is easy/ intuitive to put together and use and take apart for easy cleaning. Doesn't take up much space at all on counter top.","Product: The Elite Gourmet 12 piece mixing bowl set is the smart solution for storing leftovers, food prep/mixing, or taking meals on the go! this set includes an array of 6 colorful bowls and matching lids in a variety of sizes. The set includes one 7.25 qt. Bowl, 6Qt. Bowl, one 3.5 qt. Bowl, one 3 qt. Bowl, one 2.25 qt. Bowl, and one 2 qt. Bowl. Stainless steel construction won't change the flavor of foods.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Colorful set best used for salads and lighter foods, not heavy duty mixing\n\nReview: Very colorful set of 6 different size bowls with corresponding lids. The colors are as indicated in the product photo. I received my set in perfect condition, no mars, scrapes, chips or bubbling surfaces. This bowl is unique in that the lids have a depth of approximately 1/2 inch going down inside your bowl. I've not had a set with the lids that deep. You have to press firmly in the middle of the lid to get the lid to seal completely. Personally, I like that feature! It makes these bowls the perfect ones to transport food to family gatherings, outdoor picnics etc, and they will look pretty once you get there. The bowls are THIN. I would use for fruit and potato salad, cold meat salads etc. I would not use these bowls for baking especially using a hand held mixer. Better suited for whisking up a quick pancake batter or pudding for instance. I have only silicone or wood utensils, including whisk, which I recommend for these bowls. Recommended hand wash, which don't most people hand wash larger bowls like this, it would take up half your dishwasher to put in a large bowl! Recommended to use sponge, not metal or scrubber. The instructions say they are freezer safe...not sure what I'd put in the bowls for that!","Product: The Parlor ice cream mixing set by Toscana, a Picnic Time brand, features an original design for individually mixing your favorite goodies into your ice cream at the table. The Parlor features a marble slab, two stainless steel mixing paddles and three rectangular ceramic dishes that all nest in a beautiful, solid bamboo base. Simply freeze the marble slab for several hours, fill the dishes with yummy extras such as nuts, cookie crumbles, or candies and you're ready to start creating delicious ice cream or frozen yogurt treats on the spot. This gem is great for entertaining and your guests are sure to rave about it. The Parlor is such a sweet deal! Surface wipe wood to preserve its natural beauty and shape. Comes packed in an attractive box and makes a wonderful gift. Measures 17 by 13 by 1.8 inches, and is backed by the Picnic Time Family of Brands BUILT TO LAST Lifetime Guarantee.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Both the company and Amazon offered to replace right away!\n\nReview: I was looking forward to using this item but when it arrived the large marble piece was cracked in half. There was no padding, or any kind of wrapping around the marble at all when shipped so naturally the chances of it cracking are high. I have requested a replacement piece of marble, I will update review to see if I get one. I do like the item and wanted to use it for children's birthday parties or special occasion....I may try to see if I can find a replacement piece of marble. Right now my recommendation is to pass - it's too expensive to get a damaged item. If I saw it in a shop and knew I was getting it undamaged I would recommend it, as it is stylish and functional for what it is.\n\nUPDATE: from 3 to 5 stars - I contacted Amazon to let them know the item arrived damaged. A replacement was sent out the same day, and while packaged the same way as the first item, the replacement arrived in perfect condition. I would like to add that the company also read my review and offered a replacement right away. I declined as Amazon had already done so, but you should know that they stand behind their products and want the customer to be happy and satisfied.\nTo celebrate the new arrival we had ice cream night. It was fun to have the grandkids mix their own ice cream, and mix it for us too! Naturally, the ice cream tasted so much better having mixed it themselves. I just put saran wrap on the bowls to save the toppings for next time. I don't want to use it every day. OK- we all do, but I can't afford the calories :)","Product: Gallery wrapped mirror edge ready to hang canvas. Giclee print on cotton/polyester blend canvas. Sealed for UV and moisture protection. Stretched on solid 75 inch wood bars. Made in USA.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice for computer printed canvas\n\nReview: The picture arrived very well packaged, the picture wrapped in plastic, cushioned with bubble wrap in it's own box which was then placed in a padded shipping box. The picture is 18 x 18\" as stated and extremely light weight so you could hang it from one of those 3M sticky non permanent hangers if you don't want to put a hook into the wall. The picture is wrapped evenly around the stretcher bars and is well secured with staples.\nThe print reminds me of having a photograph printed on canvas. It's very nice for the price, $69 on Amazon. There's no way I would pay the list price of $149, it's definitely not worth that because it is only a photo copy of the painting printed on canvas. The colors are bright, the image is crisp and clear and it's nice to look at.","Product: The hi-res Panasonic RP-HD10C over-the-ear headphones faithfully reproduce even the most subtle rhythms, tones and lyrics. Their 50mm HD drivers and eye-catching multi-layer diaphragms complement anti-vibration drive frames to efficiently suppress unnecessary resonance and vibration. Elegant textures and finishes, and soft, synthetic leather padding provide a comfortable and luxurious listening experience. A precision, horizontal slide adjustment system shifts earcup and driver placement to suit individual ear positions. Plus, ergonomic 3D earpads vary in thickness to form a perfect fit around the ears for superb noise isolation. Managing music and calls is quick and simple. The HD10C headphones work seamlessly with iPhone/iPod/iPad, Blackberry and Android devices to adjust volume, and switch from music to calls and back again with one-touch ease. Two detachable audio cords are included: a 3.9 ft. cord with inline remote and mic and 90 mini-plug for use with mobile devices, plus an 9.8 ft. cord with a straight mini-jack plug. A gold-plated sleeve adapter is also included to convert both mini-jacks into 6.3mm full-size plugs. For travel and storage, the HD10C features flat-fold earcups and a convenient draw-string pouch.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: expensive but far better sound quality\n\nReview: I enjoy using these headphones. I don't have alot of background in this area, and have been using the Panasonic RP-HXD5C-W Street Style Monitor Headphones with my computer for years and those were just fine for my husband and I. I prefer these headphones and feel the higher cost is worth it. I use these with my ipad or iphone and they sound great. The fit is perfect for me, but they are adjustable. The ear phones are well padded and don't hurt or press on my ears even after using for an hour at a time. I listen to audio books while on the treadmill and the headphones stay in place the entire time. I can't hear the TV that's on in the workout room and I don't really hear anyone trying to speak to me, they have to get my attention otherwise first. The sound is very crisp and clear, both for music and audio books. I also listen to some podcasts on my ipad while my husband is watching sports and I don't have any interference from the TV sound. I've only used these with Apple products so can't comment on Andriod usage. The headphones come with an imitation leather carrying case which is nice both for the car and at home.","Product: The Inspiron 11 3000 2-in-1 offers brilliant design and a great set of features for the money. A versatile 360 degree hinge enables four modes to suit your environment. Use laptop mode for typing out a paper, tent mode for working in shallow footprint spaces like a kitchen counter or workbench, stand mode for streaming your favorite movie or tablet mode for keeping up on social media. Vibrant HD resolution (1366x768) display provides crisp, bright image on-screen and is easy to position for clear viewing.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lovin' my little Dell!\n\nReview: What I like: lightweight, small footprint, but larger screen than my ipad. I enjoy the red color, and that's just going to be your personal preference. If I were using it in my previous career I would not take it to a meeting, that's for sure. I wanted this for around the house, and it's perfect for that. It came loaded with Windows 10, but not Windows Office. Since I don't want to pay for it ( no need) I won't be commenting on that.\n Set up was extremely easy and it was out of the box, connected and running in 15 minutes. The keyboard is very comfortable and easy to use. I prefer using a keyboard to the hunt and peck of the ipad. I use this computer in the kitchen for recipes and in the spare room to stream pilates and yoga exercise videos and I've had no issues with streaming, everything went smoothly. I've also let my 85 yr old MIL try it out and she really likes it - both for the portability and ease of use. She's mostly looking and emails and shopping on Amazon. I printed out a few notes, as well as a photo I emailed myself and printing was immediate, no issues. The tablet function works very well, and I use it sometimes when internet browsing. I have no issues with screen picture clarity, it's fine for me although next to the iphone 6Plus the iphone does look sharper. Again, this laptop has excellent picture quality for my use.\nIt's cute, handy, and works well for my needs which include streaming videos ( 30-45 min long) emails, internet. The charge lasts me 3 days, to reach full charge again it's about 3 hours. It should have a way to check the battery level more easily. I'd recommend for people who would be using a computer for the same things I am ( ie: pleasure not work where I did heavy document writing/editing/marketing materials photo editing etc) It would be great for a high school student, perhaps college.","Product: Cotton/Nylon/Acrylic/Polyester/Spandex Blend - Super abrasion resistant Coralast&reg; fibers extend through the heel and toe for added durability - Soft premium cotton for breathable comfort - Dense terry footbed cushions and protects feet and toes - Spandex throughout for a contoured fit - Fights odors - **Fabric contents vary by color -\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: leg part seems small for mens sock\n\nReview: This is a quality sock, and I like the Carhartt brand. The toes and heels are reinforced ( thicker) the instep has lycra so it hugs the arch of the foot, so the sock doesn't slide down. I took 2 stars off because I think the body of the sock is small for a mens sock. The absolute maximum the top of the sock can be stretched is 12\". These barely fit my husbands calf, and he wears it with work boots and scrunches the sock down, which is fine. I hope they don't shrink! My husband is on the slender side, certainly not stocky or anything - so just be aware of that when you purchase. Measure the bottom part of your calf.","Product: Casual style meets XTRATUF's signature slip-resistant, non-marking outsole in these XTRATUF Sharkbyte Men's Nubuck Leather Deck Shoes. Made from water-resistant Nubuck leather, these deck shoes have medial weep holes to let water drain through, keeping your feet dry when you're on the boat or at the pier. The removable, cushioned sock liner in these boat shoes delivers all-day comfort and freshness, and the heel pull tab makes for easy slipping on and off.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gorgeous, well priced nubuck leather deck shoe\n\nReview: Gorgeous, well priced nubuck leather deck shoe. Easy on, especially with the pull tab on the heel. Very comfortable. I'm a size 10 ladies and the shoe fit perfectly to size. I like the chocolate brown color, and the welded sole is great. Yes, there is a 1/8\" wide pink stripe on the rim of the sole, but it didn't bother me. I doubt it's that noticable when being worn. The shoe upper is long and covers the entire top of my foot to almost the ankle crease. Unlike Sperry or similiar brand where the upper is shorter, ending about mid foot. The soles are very slip resistant on the boat. The shoes are supposedly waterproof, but I didn't test that out. Frankly I like them too much to risk getting them water stained! I'm fortunate that I have a pair of the Xtratuf boots to wear also, and I love those. This brand was made in Rock Island IL until 2008 when whomever bought it moved manufacturing to China. Amazon has the best pricing and for me, they are a better buy than Sperry ( which I have bought for decades)","Product: The science of Dr. Scholl's. A sock perfect for diabetics, those suffering from circulatory issues, sensitive skin or anyone who prefers a soft, non-binding sock. This foot health sock features a soft, comfortable, non-binding morpul top that conforms to your legs and won't restrict circulation. It is cushioned on the bottom and features an invisibility, non-irritating toe seam to protect sensitive feet. Moisture-dispersion technology keeps feet dry and anti-microbial technology keeps socks fresh. Durable and easy to put on, these socks provide the foot health benefits you need every day. Dr. Scholl's socks are guaranteed for one full year from the date of purchase. 1 pair per pack. Imported.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Soft, cozy non binding ankle sock\n\nReview: I got these socks for my mother, whose feet are always chilly. They are perfect! Although my mother is not diabetic nor does she have particular circulatory issues, when wearing other low cut socks the binding eventually cuts into her ankles leaving a mark. She loves these - can wear them all night without getting any marks. The socks are soft and cozy and the non binding stretchy top is wonderful. Highly recommend for elderly, health issues or not. Can be worn with shoes as there is no latex on the bottom, so be careful if you are wearing these in bed and getting up at night. A bit on the high side for price at $8.00 a pair, but worth it if you are tired of sock tops cutting into you!","Product: End the day as strong as you started in Carhartt fastest-drying, odor-fighting gear.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Top quality sweatshirt with 37.5 fabric technology\n\nReview: This is a very nice sweatshirt. The color is a soft peach which should be flattering to many skin tones. The hood is lined with Carhart woods camo pattern, which is not obtrusive and the brown colors add a nice contrast to the peach color. The sleeves are long long! yea!! for all us tall ladies. The fit is perfect for the sizing and has a more streamlined fit, it's definately not a big baggy grey sweatshirt of old.\nThe sweatshirt has a smooth finish with a soft ( but not fleece) interior. The fabric is polyester and something called 37.5 cocona polyester. Say what? Apparently this is a medium which is added to or woven with fabric, and here's the information straight from the 37.5 website:\n\n\"In fabrics with 37.5 technology, patented active particles permanently embedded at the fiber level capture and release moisture vapor. Not only do these active particles provide 800% more surface area to the fiber, they also provide a unique driving force to remove moisture vapor unlike any other technology. By actively responding to body heat, the particles use this energy from the body to accelerate the vapor movement and speed up the conversion of liquid to vapor, significantly increasing drying rates. This means the hotter the user gets, the stronger the driving force removing moisture becomesand the more comfortable the garment remains. \"\n\nThis ingredient used to be made from coconut husks which contain activated carbon, but now it is derived from mineral volcanic sand which mimics activated carbon. Wow. Who thinks of these things? This material is permanently embedded into the fabric so it never washes out.\n\nMachine wash and tumble dry on low - do not use bleach or fabric softeners. The product is made in Honduras. I'm familiar with the Carhart brand for men and it's top quality. I'm liking the look and feel of this sweatshirt so I'll have to check out their ladies line for outdoor activities.","Product: Polar Balance Scale :: The Polar Balance scale is a sleek, modern and very attractive device that can help you revolutionize how you track your weight and make progress towards your goals. Connect it via Bluetooth Smart to your Polar device (see below for compatible models) and get a great insight with lots of useful information and detail into your daily activities, nutrition and lifestyle. Set a goal on the Polar Flow app or web service and get personalized guidance to encourage and motivate you on your way to hitting it. Its a strong, durable set of scales with a splash-proof glass top, a clear display with digits that are easy to read, and a memory that will store data for up to 10 people so the whole family can use it.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Too fussy for me\n\nReview: I gave this set 3 starts because I like the scale. The wrist bracelet is not for me - I had a devil of a time using that weird piece of metal to take off the metal clasp on the wristband and put the wristband back on. It seemed unnessarily tedious. Why not just have a regular watchband type wristband you can cut off? weird. In reading the privacy notice upon installing the software I hesitated, as with most privacy policies your information is protected until it's not. Supposedly there is no way to identify people but with more and more reading about mass data collection and it's refinements I wonder. Anyway I downloaded it no problem, synced the wristband no problem - using the wristband? It worked fine right at first, but upon checking later it gave me way more steps than I walked - because I know I only walked a 1/2 mile!! I didn't wear it while sleeping cause that's just creepy ( to me) and the next day it seemed out of whack and I had to reset it. The wristband seemed to go to sleep on it's own during the day - but I was doing alot and not sure if I inadvertently bumped it or something? Anyway - it was annoying me. I didn't feel like fussing with it any more. I wouldn't recommend it.","Product: The Zycom Zing is the perfect first scooter specifically designed to help develop balance and coordination. Itfeatures a pivoting steering mechanism with self righting technology making it both easy to ride and great fun to lean and carve through the turns. The stable platform makes it easy for kids to learn to scooter.With its unique self righting steering mechanism, wide footplate and height adjustable bar, the Zing makes todlers want more!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: fun to ride, bright colors\n\nReview: This was a breeze to master for my 3 yr old granddaughter, who loves the color ( pink/purple). My Granddaughter is tall for her age so perhaps that helped. The handle is very easy to install and adjust for height. The two wheels in front help with balance and I think it's more stable, less prone to tipping with the wheels slightly turned in. We went out on the sidewalk, which did scuff the wheels up - no surprise there. I know my granddaughter could use the rear wheel brake, as we went over and over it, but it seems she prefers to go somewhat fast and jump off into the grass. Anyway, she's having fun with it and enjoying herself. I'm not familiar with any other scooters but this seems like an easy affordable one to start with.","Product: Develop balance and flexibility. Anti-burst, thick-walled construction. Can also be used as a chair to improve posture and further engage the core.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Just OK for light use\n\nReview: This is a typical stability ball sold a major chain stores. It's inexpensive and does an OK job. The ball come completely deflated in a box, and I had to let it air out in the garage for a few days to let the odor dissipate. You use the included cheap air pump to blow the ball up. It takes a bit of finaggling to get it started. In my case I had my husband start pumping while I held the deflated ball, until some air got in it and it could rest upright while you finished inflating it. The plastic (?) is thinner that my other stability ball and it has to be inflated every few weeks if you're an active user. I know this from our gym. My favorite stability ball is the duraball, it's over 12 years old, I bought it from a company called Fitter1 out of Canada. The ball is very thick, holds the air very well, came with a large easy to use air pump which actually pumps alot of air and looks brand new after a ton of use. I use it both as my desk chair and for exercise. I got the FILA for our vacation home and it's good enough for light use but if you're serious get a better ball. You'll pay more but it hey - my other one has lasted 12 years and will probably last another 10 years!","Product: Processed People features in-depth discussions with leading health experts detailing why so many of us are sick, and offers solutions to our current devastating health crisis. Tragically, many Americans are victims of a \"health care\" system and way of life which are devastating to our overall well-being. To those running our system, the bottom line on the dollars we're able to spend is more important than the bottom line on our health. We're caught in a perpetual grinding machine, unable to escape.\n\nIts nearly impossible to be liberated when there's so much confusing, conflicting information, and when the \"authorities\" giving you advice -- be they the government or industry-controlled organizations like the American Dietetic Association -- don't necessarily have your best interests at heart.\n\nProcessed People examines these topics:\n\n* Why are we so fat?\n* What is health?\n* Health care or sick care?\n* Are we what we eat?\n* Do we need to eat animal products?\n* What's the role of exercise?\n* What's a processed person?\n* Can you \"de-process\" yourself?\n* What happens if we don't change?\n\nWho needs to see this documentary? Basically everyone. It's for people who want to help themselves, as well as for those who want to introduce their own friends and loved ones to a healthy lifestyle.\n\nIn the Bonus Features section, you'll also have the chance to learn more about the health icons featured in the film -- over 2.5 hours of extended interviews!\n\nPlease support the filmmakers by purchasing your copy of Processed People on the VegSource Store here.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Important information, poorly filmed\n\nReview: The information provided from the physicians and registered dieticians who were interviewed is very important - especially when they link the actual outcome of changing your life habits - what you eat and how active you are; with the conditions that some of their patients presented with. The information about how our medical, fast food and health industries has changed in the last 50 years, as our nation as a whole has become wealthier was very interesting, showing how they all serve to support your poor health. You are encouraged to empower yourself, learn more about the foods you eat, how it's processed and learn how wonderful fruits and vegetables are to your body's health. People are encouraged to exercise every day, and my personal opinion is that people would like to - it's our work and family schedules which are sometimes quite hectic that prevent us from doing so. Unfortunately there is no 'answer' for that - one has to determine for oneself where you will find the time to do so - even if it's as simple as going for a walk. This documentary DVD is dated 2009 and it looks like it was done with a powerpoint presentation, the graphics/photos are not appealing, they are static and don't do anything to enhance the information being presented. In this day and age, it's quite poorly executed, which is why I took off 2 stars.","Product: Simple, elegant amplification of audio. The perfect solution for gaming, movies, music and speakerphone.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Makes a real difference\n\nReview: Oh I really really like this case!! I typically use speakerphone feature because my ears are a little bit older ( 50+) and I get alot of roadnoise in my car. I was so interested in trying this case, mostly because I didn't imagine it would make any difference. Was I ever wrong! The case is very nice - it was not difficult at all to insert my phone into the case. It has a hard back shell, which does remove quickly and smoothly from a bluejean pocket. I typically don't keep my phone there, it's in my purse so smooth removal doesn't matter that much to me. The case extends past the phone screen a millimeter or two, so that when you place the phone screen side down, the screen does not touch the surface. All buttons fit very well and are easy to access, no impediments. No problems at all inserting headphones or charger. Best of all is the sound! It's wonderful! Tunes sound great, hearing the person calling me is quite amplified - I tried it with a few people. I'm so excited about this case! I'm recommending it to the kids for a great Fathers Day gift. I didn't believe it would, but this does make quite a difference in sound amplification. It looks sleek too!\nif you have older ears, you have to give this case a try!","Product: An Amazon Brand.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: OK for minimal shredding volume\n\nReview: The shredder was packaged very well, using pressed cardboard to secure the shredder in the shipping box. Less plastic, which is great. I didn't attach the wheels, in a single office, there's no need to wheel it around. The CD/DVD slot and the credit card slot works very well on shredding those items. I have a bit of trouble getting the paper to 'catch' in the rollers, I have to push it in. Once in, it does shred paper easily and does handle six pages at a time. I found eight to be a bit iffy. So - it's OK. I don't have high volume to shred so I'm satisfied with it. The basket pull out feature makes emptying very easy, as you don't have to remove the heavy ( very heavy) shredding lid. If you need something for more volume shredding I'd recommend another model.","Product: The Perky-Pet Squirrel Slammer Wild Bird Feeder features a distinctive weight activated slammer that closes its ports instantly under a squirrel's weight. The slammer also has an adjustable weight setting so you can decide which birds to keep out. The high quality metal base and ports prevent squirrel damage and the plastic clear cover acts as another squirrel deterrent while keeping your seed dry. The Squirrel Slammer Feeder can hold up to 3.5 lbs. of seed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: works and is still working\n\nReview: The feeder works on weight ( similiar to the 'hilarious' bird feeders ) if a squirrel makes it over the baffle and onto the metal 'perching' ring, it's weight will pull an inner metal guard down closing off the seed opening. I had the feeder up for about a day and noticed our resident squirrel having a go at it. Sure enough, it's weight pulled the door shut and he soon left, although I did feel a bit sorry for him after making a heroic leap to get there.... I noticed one other unsuccessful attempt - there may have been more which I did not see, but haven't noticed anthing other than birds on the feeder lately. They must be enjoying it as the feeder emptied within a week. The design is simple, and I do think the plastic baffle helps prevent the squirrels from attacking the seed opening from the top. Recommended.","Product: Instantly create a sophisticated outdoor space with the Gramercy 2-Piece Chaise Lounge Set from Hanover Outdoor. An all-weather chaise lounge chair is paired with a trendy barrel-shaped side table, both handcrafted with fine details and durable construction. The extra-long, deep-seating cushions compliment the flared woven armrests that cradle guests in total comfort. Both items feature premium extruded resin strapping, hand-woven onto heavy-duty steel frames. The 24 in. table-top includes a thick tempered-glass inset. This 2-piece set coordinates perfectly with other items in Gramercy collection to give your outdoor space a cohesive, sophisticated look. Now available in a variety of vibrant color options, take your outdoor style to a new level with the Gramercy Collection and enjoy showing off your flair for design and hospitality. Hanover Outdoor GRAMERCY2PC-NVY Gramercy 2-Piece Chaise Lounge Set in Navy Blue.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Everyone enjoys this comfortable good looking chaise\n\nReview: The chaise and table were delivered a couple days ago. I finally made myself get up out of the chaise and write a review - the chaise is THAT comfortable! Anyone who sits in it does not want to get up. The items were packeged very well with no damage at all. Heavy duty cardboard, foam sheeting around the arms and back of chair and the legs encased in bubble wrap. Cushions in heavy duty plastic. I'm not sure what 'assembly required' means to the manufacturer. In this case it included tying the bottom cushion onto the back, cleaning the glass for the table and placing it on the table. The set is made of plastic rattan which is nicely woven and smooth to the touch. The cushions are a nice oatmeal shade, and the included lumbar or head pillow compliments it well, as does many other outdoor pillows I happen to have. The set is supposed to e weatherproof, is intended for outdoor use and I may put it outdoors at some point. After we unpacked the set it looked so nice in our great room we are just using it there. The back of the chaise has 4 adjustable settings from fully upright to recline...and oh is it easy to fall asleep on this plush cushions! The bottom pad is almost 6\" thick. It's really a great set.","Product: These new XTRATUF Salmon Sisters Legacy Series 15\" Neoprene Womens Fishing Boots feature an attractive fish-print liner designed by Alaska's famous Salmon Sisters. Inspired by nautical tradition and the sustainable fisheries of the North Pacific, the liner rolls down easily to reveal the eye-catching blue fish print. Boasting XTRATUF's signature non-marking Chevron outsole, these womens fishing boots provide unparalleled traction on slippery, wave-washed decks. Toe and heel guards offer added protection. Designed for all-day comfort, these neoprene fishing boots feature moisture-wicking Breathe-O-Prene insoles with a breathable, open cell structure that reduces insole drying time. The insoles are also cushioned to absorb impacts and combat foot fatigue. The women-specific lasts are designed to match the contour of the female foot, and are narrower at the back to prevent heel movement and chafing. The 100% waterproof triple-dipped neoprene construction is lighter and more pliable than regular rubber, and is resistant to fish fats, acids, diesel fuel and other solvents.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fabulous to wear on boat for sure grip\n\nReview: Oh how I love these neoprene boots! Perfect fit, and a pleasing as well as soft liner which extends to the soft footbed. Where these really excel is the sole - deep grips which keep you safe on wet slick surfaces on both dock and boat. I received the ocean print lined boots and the liner adds a bit of dash to an otherwise utilitarian neoprene boot. I felt so cool strutting my stuff in these! It's hard to see from some of the photos but the wide rim around the foot is also the aqua green color of the liner. I was surprised at some of the reviews saying the boots were narrow and small size. I typically wear a women's 10 shoe. I received the size 9 and they were a perfect fit - even when wearing a light sock, which I did. They are comfortable enough to go barefoot in but I didn't want to sweat them up right away :) Now, I'm in a warm climate and use these for boating, so wearing a thin sock was just fine. If you plan on wearing thicker socks size up. They are fairly expensive so make sure you are comfortable wearing them. I felt alot more comfortable than in my boat shoes and the boots are not that heavy to prohibit wearing in FL.","Product: Get the fun started with this roly-poly playtime pal. In stage one: the peek-a-boo skunk pops up and down. In stage two, remove the roly-poly pal to hear chimes and explore put and take play. Soft \"grass,\" a crinkly, plush tail and texture on the leaf provide tactile stimulation. A little bug on the top of the flower pot twirls and travels on a track to encourage fine-motor skills.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A cute well priced toy to amuse older baby early toddler.\n\nReview: A sweet looking toy with simple play tasks. Ideal for babies and toddlers. My grandson ( 10 months) was entertained for about 20 minutes with this toy - and I think that's good for a toddler. The skunk is cheerful looking, has a soft leaf with a light vanilla scent and can be pushed into the flower pot and pops back up. Best of all - it makes noise! Both from the crinkly fabric inside the tail and the bells (?) inside the skunk. The flower pot has some felt 'grass' along the bottom which little fingers like to flick. There is a cute yellow fish which you can spin around as well as push a few inches along the rim. Spinning was way more fun. Of course both can be thrown easily which adds fun to anything! Note of caution that the crinkly fabric in the tail causes intense curiosity in cats.","Product: Squirt, sprinkle, spin and pour your way through bath times with the Mix and Match Motor Boat from TOMY! Watch it chug merrily through the water as the wind-up boat heads where you want it to go: adjust the rudder left and right so you can steer a course to port or starboard! The Mix and Match Motor Boat is divided into four parts that you can mix and match in different ways! At the front of the boat is a water cannon to shoot and spray. At the back is the skipper - lift out the little bird to reveal the wind-up motor. In between you can rearrange the colored segments. The cabin lifts out and doubles as a water sprinkler and a drum little hands can set spinning. Your toddler will have fun assembling and reassembling the boat different ways, helping to develop coordination and motor skills. No batteries required. Suitable for ages 10 months and over.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fun well made toy for pool or bath\n\nReview: This is a large colorful bathtime toy, perfect size for small hands. It's about a foot long and 4\" wide - no small parts to cause any issues. It comes apart easily to push/snap different sections together. Because it's summertime, and I have learned the hard way, I presented this as a pool toy for our toddler grandson. He enjoys playing with it for quite some time, 30 minutes was the longest yet, but that's quite a long time to keep an active boy interested. The propulsion ( wind up motor steered by rudder) is not that interesting to him right now although it worked just fine. He's content to push it along himself - but oh! the spinning wheel, the little bucket for scooping and pouring water ( on everything including the dog) are so much fun. The best is the squirting pump - which I have to admit is pretty darn funny watching him trying to squirt it into the dogs mouth. We enjoy making up little stories about where the Captain is headed and what work his boat has to do. Outside in his little pool he has so much fun with this. I decided to keep it as an outdoor pool toy, but of course it would work just fine in the bath.","Product: Wildkin's teepees are the perfect getaway for quiet time, naps, or play time! Features high quality, 100% cotton canvas tent material. Not designed for outdoor use.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great fun for little kids and your pets will think it's for them\n\nReview: Very cute, well made, dual use indoor teepee. My granddaughter and her little friend love it. She's about 3\" tall so the tent is a perfect size. The tent itself was very easy to assemble. Simply connect 2 wooden poles into a plastic connector, and slide into the \"sleeve:. A little bit of finagling required but not bad at all. It's easier for 2 people to finish assembly - one holding the poles in the proper position while the other ties the rope around. I also put some rubber furniture things under the poles to prevent it from sliding on the low pile rug. Oh, dual use? Your pets will like this teepee also, especially if kids want their snacks in there! It's fun for kids, easy to set up and doesn't look that hard to store, simply collapse it.\nI had to ask myself if I would pay this price for a tent. I sew a lot and construction would not be that difficult. I felt that by the time I drove around, got the materials, sketched out a pattern etc etc etc that my time was worth more than saving a few bucks. True, you can always use the tried and true sheet over a card table fort idea, but I think this is more fun. I would buy it for the pleasure it gives my granddaughter and probably will for another year, perhaps more.","Product: Care for Me Learning Carrier by VTech is an interactive pet carrier that lets little ones take their plush pet anywhere! Put the plush puppy inside or take him out of the carrier and hear playful phrases when opening and closing the door. The activity panel on the side of the carrier is packed with learning fun! Press the light-up buttons to learn about colors, shapes, pet care and more. Sliding the letter beads introduce letters and play music. Sliding the window and spinning the roller add to the fun and encourage motor skills. The carrier also includes four pet care accessories so toddlers can groom, feed and play with the cuddly puppy. Take your plush pet everywhere! Requires 2 AAA batteries (batteries included for demo purposes only; new batteries recommended for regular use). Intended for ages 9 months to 3 years.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fun for toddlers , casual learning\n\nReview: It's so fun having grandchildren and getting to play with all the new toys. V tech is one of my favorite brands, I've been able to review several and they are all very much enjoyed by toddlers. This is another hit. I've found most kids in general love animals and can be very caring towards them, so this adorable pink carrier with it's own puppy is a HUGE hit! The little puppy is very soft, cuddly and cute. the accessories are as pictured, feeding bottle, comb, ball and bowl with spinning bone in it. Exactly as pictured, although I do think the bottle is odd but my granddaughter likes it. Several buttons to keep toddlers busy - a \"peek a boo\" button, ABC buttons which engage nursery rhyme melodies, and of course the \"let's count 1, 2, 3, 4\" songs, lets do shapes songs etc. You can also switch from that to \"puppy talk\" where the puppy asks if we are going for a walk, she wants to play, etc. Plus let's not forget the cool feature of carrying it with you EVERYWHERE. Another fun, casual learning toy from V tech at an affordable price.","Product: Twist, dance, leap, laugh, count and learn with the Learn & Groove Musical Mat-over 4-feet of interactive playmat for jumbo-sized learning fun. Designed especially for active toddlers, the Learn & Groove Musical Mat keeps little ones moving and exploring with 50+ songs and phrases and 3 ways to play. Little ones can discover numbers, animals and instrument names as they jump around the mat in Explore mode. In Music mode, each step brings instrument sounds to life-kids can jam along to 10 popular melodies or compose their own tunes from scratch. Game mode challenges kids to fly, waddle and more to reach specific numbers, helping them develop balance and coordination as they laugh and play. Requires three AAA batteries to operate (demo batteries included).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Another fun toy from LeapFrog\n\nReview: I'm biased in favor of the LeapFrog brand. Their toys are affordable, very cute both with color and animals and the music isn't that nerve racking for adults to listen to. I also like the passive learning through fun that their toys provide. I've found that my grandchildren really engage with their toys.\n\nAt first I thought this mat was small, as it's only about 17.5\" wide ( my desk chair is 24\") but it's plenty wide for toddlers. Probably wouldn't want anything larger at this age. It's nice and long, about 4 ft. My 2 yr old grandson has alot of fun using it - we went through the different modes right away to see what he wanted to do. He enjoyed finding the various animals and performing the task ( spinning, etc) At some points I thought the mat was defective because he has to step a couple times to get the sound working, you have to step pretty much right in the middle. I think too that the timer is a little fast for younger kids, but since I was there I kept turning it back on. I like that he was having fun using the toy, liked the little songs, could perform the tasks and find the animals. We do seem to have to take breaks and just use #10 Grandma! I also like that it's a game to keep little ones moving, ever in the hope of tiring them out. It's a fun game and we'll enjoy using it. Personally I think the 2-4 yr age group would enjoy it the most. Recommend","Product: It's \"ruff\" being a star! Get little ones jamming on early development skills as they rock out with Scout's Count & Colors Band. Play five instruments, explore three learning modes and get baby grooving on cause and effect. Scout's Count & Colors Band has 5 colorful instruments for baby to play, plus a light-up piano played by puppy pal Scout. Every press, tap, twist or wobble gets Scout bopping, playing and singing, helping babies connect what they do (cause) with each fun effect. Little ones can explore in three different modes to discover color names, numbers, musical genres and instruments with snazzy little ditties sung by Scout. It's rockin' fun they'll want to play again and again! Requires three AAA batteries to operate (demo batteries included).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fun music to dance to!\n\nReview: LeapFrog makes some of the cutest passive learning toys for babies and toddlers. I'm enjoying this brand. Scout's Count and Colors Band is another big hit here. The recommendation is for babies 6 mos and up - but my 2 yr old grandson is getting a real kick out of it! We both enjoy the music, it's really not irritating. The bear ( Scout) will sway and sing \"let's play jazz! or let's play dance music, or rock n roll etc) then a brief riff comes through which you can dance to! There's a green switch on the fronto f Scouts piano and you can switch from music to counting - each instrument has a number from 1 -5 or you can switch it to colors and Scout will call out different colors for you to find. The music is pretty fun, we like dancing to it. We mostly use the music option because it's fun to dance and fun to watch Scout light up and rock back and forth. It's a cute fun toy. I'd recommend this for 1 yr old or a year and a few months old. Price point is very good, sound quality is good and it's fun.","Product: Launch imaginations and starry night dreams with Scout's Goodnight Light, the 2-in-1 nightlight and flashlight from LeapFrog. In flashlight mode, Scout's Goodnight Light projects all eight planets onto the wall, and astro-pups Scout and Violet invite children to explore the solar system, count stars, find colors and more. In nighttime mode, little ones can drift off to sleep with glowing stars and numbers that shift from red to blue to green. Easy controls let parents choose 10 or 20 minutes of solar wind, environmental sounds or special lullabies sung by Scout. Set the volume to low, high or mute for a soothing ride to sleep. Requires three AA batteries to operate (demo batteries included).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: hard to say who enjoys it more...\n\nReview: Leapfrog is becoming my first choice for toddler toys. I've been recommending them to my friends who are also grandparents. The Scout's Goodnight Flashlight is just so darn cute, it will appeal to both adults and kids. It's a great size for 2-3 yr olds, about 7\" tall and 3-4\" wide. It has a very easy to hold handle for little hands. The colors are just as depicted. The red button for choosing songs, like quiet time songs! When pressed the top of the flashlight lights up illuminating numbers stars, moons etc on the wall/ceiling and the light changes color. Being older and more wily now, this is our favorite button! When the big yellow button on the handle is pressed, there's almost a Warner Bros cartoon melody that plays, then when pressed again the planets appear and a pleasant young voice counts out loud for the number of planets which appear.\n This toy is what I call fun learning. In a fun way you can teach kids to identify and learn basic numbers, symbols like star and moons, what are planets and why are they all different colors and where are they anyway? It's quite a fun flashlight and I enjoy using it too!\nWe also have two other Leapfrog toys for toddlers - Melody the Musical Turtle and the Count Along Cash Register. Both of those are BIG hits. Nicely made to hold up to a toddlers play, passive learning through play and the songs and musical melodies really appeal to kids. By the time I'm tired of hearing the melodies I can easily block them out but really they aren't that bad. Definetely recommend and it has a great price point. What till the other Grandma's see this one! And yes, getting to play with new toys IS a grandparent perk!","Product: LeapFrog count along cash register\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great fun with easy learning\n\nReview: This Count Along Cash Register was a huge hit with my 3 yr old granddaughter! We have played grocery store in the past and I thought having a cash register would be great now that's shes beginning to understand addition. She was all smiles when this arrived and could not wait to get started! She loves scanning the items, hearing the register tell her \"1 item scanned\" and so on. She also enjoys the short songs. She especially gets a kick out of my 'paying' and the register drawer opening up. Our first play session lasted a half hour, which is fairly long for a 3 yr old and we played another half hour after naptime. I know this will be one of her favorite activities for awhile.\nThe set is sturdy plastic, very colorful and an active game with learning disguised as fun. We think about what we want to buy for breakfast, for lunch for dinner, count how many items, how to pay etc. Kids will enjoy the songs but they got tiresome for me, as they might for most adults. All in all a great toy. I will have to see how this goes and consider getting the Leap Frog oven too.","Product: Make learning a blast with LeapFrog Leaping Letters. Designed with kids ages 3-6 in mind, there are plenty of ways to play for fast-action alphabet learning fun. Kids race against the clock to put all the letters pieces in their spots before time runs out and they go POP! Put alphabet skills to the test with an adjustable timer that allows all ages to get in on the fun. Change up the level of difficulty easily with color-coded letter pieces that let kids progress to using all 26 letters of the alphabet when they're ready. Advance to word building and start forming words with add-on activity cards that make beating the clock an exciting challenge. No batteries required.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: LeapFrog makes learning toys which are also fun\n\nReview: Another cute learning toy from LeapFrog. This child size tray has indentations where the letters go. The colorful letters have little tabs for the child to hold while placing them into the correct slot. You depress the purple tray, set the timer - we currently set it for about 1 minute...try to place as many letters as you can before time runs out. Then Pop! the tray bounces up and tosses the letters off. I've only had a few that went flying off the tray, but not far( which is a good thing) for the most part the letters get tossed up onto the tray. Still, it's alot of movement and my 2 1/2 yr old grandson naturally likes this part the best. And that's just fine. I also just pull out the letters for his name and we work on finding the spaces for those and we set the timer for a longer time. Of course, the older the child the longer you can set the timer, and even begin to work on spelling out simple words, such as \"sit\" or \"fix\" I'm hoping I'll get at least a few years worth of fun out of this toy and be able to use it with my younger granddaughter when it's time. I'm really enjoying all the offerings from LeapFrog. I also like this toy better than the magnetic alphabet letters that used to be used on the fridge.","Product: This friendly turtle is packed with play activities to foster fine motor skills. Truman turtle pull-toy rolls along on any flat surface with rubber-trimmed wheels. Since 1979, Manhattan Toy has been making award-winning, high quality, educational toys for your baby, toddler or kid. From baby toys and toddler toys to wooden toys and activity centers, our goal is to provide the safest and best toys available. All of our products, from the newest concepts to our time-tested classics, are innovatively designed to inspire imaginative play and delight our customers.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very well made wood pull toy\n\nReview: A cute all wood pull toy for toddlers. It's a perfect size about 8\" high and almost 9 \" long. The wheels have a little rubber band inset into the wood wheels so the cart can go on any surface. The abacus is a big hit, love to spin those beads! There is also a flower on each side which spin and the eyes twirl from open to closed. Very charming. The item I received is not painted exactly as shown in the product picture - the bunny's eyes are all black - not grey with a black pupil as shown in the photo. When the bunny is \"sleeping\" they eye just looks like a black circle, when the bunny's eyes are open there is a white dot floating in the black circle. This does not take away from the fun, Also the tail is a little odd, it's a 78\" fuzzy strip, which I just tied into a knot. Could probably do without that. The blocks are nice and do fit into the slots easily - the entire toy is very well sanded so there are no rough edges. My granddaughter wasn't so interested in the blocks though so I put them away. It's more fun to pull Clover around the house and pick up odd items to put into her cart. Toddlers still enjoy pull toys and despite the eye painting this is a cute one.","Product: The Farm A to Z PuzzleBeginAgain's Farm theme of it's popular line of wooden alphabet puzzles, The Farm A to Z is a complete farm playset and a learning toy in one. Each of the 26 chunky pieces is a familiar animal, plant, piece of equipment or person on the farmfrom A for apple tree and C for Cow, to T for Tractor and V for Veterinarian. The Farm A to Z Puzzle is made from eco-friendly rubberwood with child-safe stains; this puzzle is recommended for ages 3 and up. Based in Fort Collins, Colorado, BeginAgain draws inspiration for our fantastic, wacky and educational toys, games and puzzles from our big and beautiful world! We design toys that satisfy all styles of childrens playing, with no batteries required. Using sustainably harvested materials, BeginAgain works to benefit our kids and our environment.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Well thought out toy, well made\n\nReview: This is a very well thought out toy, which looks like a simple puzzle at first glance. The chunky ( no rough edges) wooden pieces are in various shapes as shown and have the letters of the alphabet on them. \"A\" apple tree, \"B\" barn, etc. Your child will have fun putting the puzzle back together in the proper order. What's also fun is that the pieces are solid enough to stand alone, and your child can have imaginary play in creating different farm/barnyard stories. Also, you can spell out different works using the puzzle pieces. All in all a wonderful toy, great to look at and fits oh so nicely back into it's frame so the pieces don't get lost. Highly recommend. Should last for years and for a couple kids at least.","Product: ZOOB Builderz Deluxe S.T.E.M Challenge gives you the tools you need to design and build creations to solve challenges, such as hitting targets and making balls bounce. Dream up ingenious solutions for each test. Learn and apply science, technology, engineering and math (S.T.E.M.) principles. Includes 255 ZOOB pieces, 2 foam building pads, 4 wheels with tires, 1 Rubber Ball, 1 nylon string, 23 rubber bands, 14 challenge cards and Instructions for multiple builds. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fun for younger kids and Grandparents too!\n\nReview: Extremely versatile building kit which encourages imaginative play...although I'm not sure the best way to refer to it is as 'play'. It IS fun to use, the set includes several bags of different colored connecting pieces which snap together. The balls on the pieces look like mini golf balls. There are wheels, rubber bands, stands and a ball included for you to use. We haven't used everything yet. Our grandson was very excited to just start connecting the pieces so that's what he and grandpa did for a few days. The kit includes a set of cards with suggestions/challenges of things to build. We started card #1- building a car, but just the body, as I said our grandson is just a bit young for this kit, but we didn't want to discourage him from building things. Also the instructions encourage you to incorporate other non-kit items such as cardboard, twigs, and for us drawings. We build the body of the car then drew the road it would drive on and where it would stop. This is easy for our 4 year old to snap together ( recommended for ages 6+) and he enjoys making all kinds of things. (there are many smaller size pieces so keep an eye on them when using with younger kids) I'm sure when he's a bit older he will find the card challenges fun too. The STEM toys tend to be on the expensive side. I feel they are worth it for the years of creative, educational and stimulating activities a child can enjoy for years."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Trust Wypall X80 Foodservice Cloths for performance, value and peace of mind. These versatile, reusable foodservice cloths are strong and soft. Theyre ideal for general cleaning foodservice needs and are durable enough for machine washing or soaking in sanitizer solutions for extended use. Inhibits the growth of odor-causing bacteria that can cause foodservice towels to smell sour.. Towel/Wipe Type: Quarterfold; Application: Foodservice; Material(s): HYDROKNIT; Color(s): Blue Stripe; White.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for more than food service\\n\\nReview: Very functional multi use disposable towels. Excellent size for cleaning, 12 x 24\\\". Wets down evenly and can be used for many cleaning chores beyond the kitchen. I ordered these after reading another review where the person used the towel to clean their baseboards, a project we also needed to do. They DO work great! I've used them in the kitchen, my husband loved them for the garage and they are really quite handy! The material seems to be a heavier paper weave...when wet I can tear them apart although I do have to exert some pressure to do so, they are not flimsy by any means. I'm not sure about washing them...so far I've used my kitchen ones a couple times - I just let it air dry. I'm not sure that I would wash them, the price is very reasonable at about $0.30 a piece. Here's what I find funny is the reaction from others - my MIL had to grab a stack and a friend saw the box and had to try a stack too. I think a box would last us quite a long time.\",\n \"Product: The Age Defying Solutions kit is exclusively formulated to accelerate cellular turn-over, boost antioxidant protection, help increase firmness, smooth, brighten and refine for radiant, ageless skin.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works on 60 ish fair skin\\n\\nReview: I've been using this kit for a few weeks and am surprised and pleased that it works for me, an almost 60 fair skinned woman. Not to sound like an ad, I can already see a difference in the fine lines on my face and neck. My skin looks more plumped out. On deeper wrinkles I can still see the lines, but they are definately not as deep. I like the products so much I'm buying the products in the larger size. This kit will probably last 5-6 weeks. I've been using it twice daily as directed for two weeks and can easily go another 2 weeks if not more.\\nFace cleanser: I like the slight scent which fades rapidly. It's a rather loose liquid, I only use about a quarter tsp for face, neck and decolletage. Slight tingle during use.\\nSerum: this is a heavier gel, I apply and wait a few minutes before using moisturizer. I find that it absorbs into my skin. My face does not feel tight or greasy at all.\\nMoisturizers: I use the SPF during the day. I find this takes a few minutes to absorb into my skin. I use the regular moisturizer in the evening and that seems to absorb more quickly. However, for me - it takes a few minutes for any sunscreen to absorb so this didn't bother me, I thought it's the nature of sunscreen products.\\nPeel: thin gel goes on easily, comes off easily. There is no dried cakey feeling which I can't stand.\\nI'd recommend this kit if you're looking to get a good samples size to try out for a month. In fact, I have recommended it to a few friends. I previously used products by NuSkin, which are more expensive than these. I did notice the slightest red of my face the first few days I used the cleansing gel...but I don't anymore. I'm trying to switch to all organic products for skin and body care and these certainly fit the bill.\",\n \"Product: 10.5\\\" x 3.75\\\", 12 Cup, Anniversary Bundt Pan, Cast Aluminum, Accomodates 10-15 Cup Recipes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautifully made lifetime pan\\n\\nReview: This beautiful blue Nordic Ware Bundt plan arrived in perfect condition. I had a Nordic Ware bundt pan for over 20 years, until somehow it got lost during a move and was happy to replace it with this lovely blue one. Nordic Ware is true quality and you won't have to replace it, unless you lose it like I did. I wonder if some of the reviewers who said they had poorly milled or rough edged/damaged pans did get a knock off? To those who can't remove a cake without breaking I found I have to really butter the grooves as well as using flour - let the cake cool prior to shaking it out and rarely have trouble with the cake cracking. I would always recommend Nordic Ware brand. It's expensive, but you can have it for a lifetime .\",\n \"Product: Get crisp, professional results with any type of fabric. The BLACK+DECKER Digital Advantage Professional Steam Iron features an LCD screen that lets you select and customize the steam level and fabric setting with the touch of a button. This digital electric iron quickly generates dense, powerful steam, and can be used vertically like a steamer with clothes right on the hanger and with drapes and upholstery. The easy-glide, stainless steel soleplate holds up for the long haul, and the 3-way auto shutoff feature gives you peace of mind with each use. Updated features delivering modern convenience is what youve come to expect from BLACK+DECKER, the trusted name in clothes irons.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice iron for the price\\n\\nReview: So far so good. This seems to be a very good iron, especially for the price. I'm a bit jaded on irons so will withhold final determination until after using for a few months. Irons today just don't seem as reliable as from 30 years ago. I use my irons predominately for quilting. I find the water easy to pour into the iron, it heats up quickly to steam. I like the digital feature for temp control for the fabrics, although I mostly use cotton. I have not nor will I use it as a steamer so no comment on that. I like the weight of the iron, it feels good - not too heavy, not so light that it doesn't actually press the fabric. Like I said, so far so good.\",\n \"Product: The RSVP Endurance Oil Mister is the tool to use to minimize the amount of fat in cooking. The oil sprayer allows you to choose your own oil to spray as a fine mist on pans prior to cooking or baking. You can also make herb flavored oil to spray on salads\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Buy a silicone brush instead\\n\\nReview: This mister worked fine for the first \\\"fill up\\\" of olive oil. I loved it! Perfect spray, light mist - wonderful! I followed the instructions and filled up the bottle 2/3 of the way the second time and ....huh? where's the oil? finally it came out in a weak stream, as other reviewers have noted. No amount of steam cleaning, hot water washing could solve this issue. The idea is good, but this particular product did not last. Don't waste your money. I now pour a scant amount of oil in the pan and swish it around with a silicone brush. Of course, the oil doesn't absorb into the silicone so it's better to use than a hair brush.\\nMy recommendation is to save your money and take a pass.\",\n \"Product: Utilizing pure ceramic as a coating, the Green Earth Pan by Ozeri is one of the world's first frying pans to achieve non-stick perfection while remaining absolutely free of PTFE, PFOA and other harmful chemicals. Conventional cookware and other ceramic cookware brands achieve their non-stick performance through a coating of PTFE (PolyTetraFluoroEthylene), a synthetic substance that has waxy properties. At very high temperatures, PTFE begins to decompose and release fumes which are documented to be lethal to birds and small pets, and which can be harmful to humans. In addition, traditional pans incorporating PTFE are often manufactured with the aid of PFOA (PerFluoroOctanoic Acid), which the EPA has classified as a 'persistent pollutant of the environment'. With the Green Earth Pan's ecozeri technology, even under high temperatures, such harmful toxic fumes are never released into the environment. This is because the Green Earth Pan by Ozeri utilizes a 100% ceramic coating inspired by nature. The Green Earth Pan's ceramic coating is completely free of PTFE and PFOA. In addition to being eco-friendly and ultra-safe, the Green Earth Pan's ceramic coating is far more durable and scratch-resistant than other non-stick surfaces. With better non-stick properties, the Green Earth Pan by Ozeri allows you to saute, fry, bake, boil and braise with as little as half the amount of oil normally used, and it makes cleaning a breeze. The Green Earth Pan by Ozeri is made of the highest quality die-cast aluminum that allows for even cooking and fantastic browning without the risk of hot spots. It boasts a magnetized bottom for rapid heat transfer on induction stoves, and a heat resistant Bakelight handle. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: wonderful non stick pan\\n\\nReview: The pan delivered promptly, within two days. I read and followed the instructions, which are basic common sense - don't use an abrasive scrubber to clean the pan, don't heat the pan up on high... cool completely prior to washing... I've been using the pan almost daily for two weeks and I am very happy with the performance. I barely use any butter or olive oil, perhaps one teaspoon for flavor more than anything and I have not had one item stick. Fried eggs slide around this pan like a professional skater! Vegetables cook up wonderfully, sausages, etc. No problems. Sometimes I use an egg substitute and this is the only food item that leaves the barest film on the bottom of the pan when I scramble the egg substitute, oddly, just cooking like an omlet leaves no residue at all. The pan takes a few moments to heat up on medium high heat - about 3 minutes, but I find that it does retain the heat so well I don't have to increase the heat to cook the food. I'm very happy with this item and have recommended it to friends.\",\n \"Product: ProSeries Sealable Heavy-Duty Clear Mattress Bags are ideal when storing or disposing of mattresses or box springs. The gusseted design makes it super easy to apply bag around mattress and provides room for even pillow-top mattresses. The clear 3 mil, contractor-grade, plastic is more heavyweight than most mattress bags and the non-vented design keeps out dust, dirt, water and bugs or allows use for disposing bed bug infested mattresses. Features unique double-adhesive closure and plastic is made with Microban to inhibit bacteria growth. Made in the USA.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: excellent mattress cover for moving\\n\\nReview: The bags were great. Plenty of room to spare for CA King Twin extra deep mattresses. The opening is on the long side, so taping takes a little time. There are two sets of tape - I peeled off the tape barrier and slowly taped the inner plastic to the outer plastic and repeated this for the tape on the outside. I felt the way the tape was set up provided an extra barrier as it overlapped almost 8\\\". Because I'm this way - I also intermittently sealed the side with packing tape. I'm not sure I needed to do that. The plastic is thick and I thought this was a worthwhile investment for a very expensive mattress. I would definately recommend this product. Incidentally I bought a very cheap ( $2.95) twin mattress cover from U Haul which was worthless in my opinion for a mattress I ended up using it for pillows.\",\n \"Product: Countertop cooking made easy. The BLACK+DECKER 6-Slice Stainless Steel Convection Toaster Oven with Broiler Pan is great for baking 9 pizzas, making toast for the whole family, and reheating leftovers into hot, crispy deliciousness. This versatile toaster oven bakes, broils, toasts, and keeps food warm, at up to 450F. The 60-minute precision timer ensures ideal results for all of them. Plus, this convection toaster oven comes with a baking and broiler pan that fits perfectly. When its time to eat, trust the #1 brand in toaster ovens*BLACK+DECKER. Large viewing window keep an eye on food during cooking. The durable glass window gives you a clear view of food throughout the cooking process. Dual position rack high and low rack slots let you position food right under the broiler, or accommodate larger portions of food.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Useful appliance, nice looking\\n\\nReview: The countertop oven is convenient and very easy to use. Other reviewers have covered the looks thoroughly so I'll go right to toasting and baking.\\nDepending on the size of the bread - it will toast 4-6 slices. I used the crumb tray so the first time the toast was toasted only on one side. The second time, I flipped it about halfway through and both sides were toasted...I still like a regular toaster better. Where this shines for me is baking for 2. My findings are consistent with other reviewers in that the cooking time is not less than normal. The cook time remained the same. A quiche at 375 came out perfect as did chicken breasts. Also great for roasting vegetables for 2. I know the oven heated up to correct temp because I had my oven thermometer in it to check, also the food cooked in the alloted time. I didn't think the outside got that hot. Yes, the top heats up and I couldn't put my hand on it but I could on the sides. I didn't feel any pronounced heat radiating up to the bottom of the cabinets. Warm? Yes - hot? - no. The oven cooled down quickly, within 5-7 minutes. I didn't feel it radiated much heat from the front either, as compared to heating up our full size oven. I like it alot for cooking heating up food for 2 people. I didn't like it for toast.\",\n \"Product: Goodbye cluttered cupboards. Squish collapsible products transform bulky food prep tools into neatly tamed items that behave within confined spaces. Crafted using an exclusive design technique that marries flexibility with rigidity, Squish brings as much joy in use as it does stored away. Playful, vibrant and versatile, the sturdy construction does not sacrifice performance for collapsibility. Each Squish product independently maintains its shape when in use and thoughtfully-designed features anticipate the needs of the most exacting home chefs. Each graduated layer of a Squish item \\\"snaps\\\" into place to perform its desired function with confidence whether storing flat or expanding for use. Clever features like gently curved rims, thoughtfully-placed pour spouts, smooth sides and non-slip grips for bases and handles make the Squish collection a valuable ally for any home chef. Each product performs as well as its non-collapsible counterpart, yet stores efficiently in a fraction of the space. FDA-approved materials are safe for food items and dishwasher friendly. With an assortment of essential items that set free an entire kitchen cupboard, Squish makes today's storage challenges disappear in one second flat.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: ended up using it as a fruit bowl\\n\\nReview: I bought this for a vacation home with limited storage in the kitchen. I liked both the fact that it collapsed and came in bright colors. I have the orange yellow version which is quite cheery. I ended up using it as a fruit bowl. I do not like it as a colander, as several other reviewers have commented, the legs should be a bit higher elevate the bottom at least a 1/2\\\" from whatever surface you have it on. Typically this would be your sink. I found it a bit more tedious to clean than a regular colander, getting into the groves. I did try using it when boiling pasta and it did work well HOWEVER I had to use alot less pasta than I wanted so that the water could circulate freely about the pasta and it was a pain using the tongs to lift the darn drippy thing out of the pot. Much easier to boil the pasta in the water and dump it into a regular colander. One day I had more fruit than fit in the bin and thought, I'm gonna get some use out of that collapsible colander!\",\n \"Product: This cookware set has something for everyone: saucepans for the soup fan, a Dutch oven for the home cook who enjoys simmering meats in flavorful sauces, skillets for the member of the family who sauts chicken for salads and wraps, a square griddle for the young and not so young who like bacon and eggs at any time of the day, and a cookie pan for the baker of the house. Since 1900, Farberware has brought performance, convenience and reliability to countless kitchens at an affordable price. The Dishwasher Safe High Performance Nonstick collection continues those traditions while improving upon them with new technology for todays busy cooks. This cookware set features DuPont Teflon Plus nonstick coating in the unique SmartGlide Nonstick System. The nonstick coats a dimpled surface, improving the nonsticks durability and creating air pockets that transfer heat to food quickly. The result is cookware that warms evenly and food that is beautifully browned, not burned. The glass lids allow the cooking process to be monitored without losing heat or moisture, and the strong handles provide a comfortable grip. The best part is that Farberware has been able to add these technological advances without sacrificing convenience this cookware is oven safe to 350 degrees and dishwasher safe for swift and simple cleanup.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Well made, not for serious cook\\n\\nReview: The cookware arrived beautifully packaged, so no worries about shipping damage. I love it when the label says \\\"12 piece set\\\" and it includes 4 lids, a tiny cookie sheet and a spatula! I enjoy cooking and have caphelon, le cruset and less expensive non stick pans. I was curious about this set. I say it's not for a serious cook, nor most likely for a family because everything just feels so small! The cookie sheet is about 14\\\" x 18\\\" say you were baking cookies, you could get about 8 on there; or 2 fish fillets. There are 2 skillets; 1 would hold 2 eggs, the other 4. One pot is approximately 4 cups - to the brim; another 2 qt and a 4 qt. They all appear well made, if small! The handles have silicone trim which is nice as you don't need to use a potholder. The bottom of the pan is aluminum so you probably can't use this for a glasstop cook stove. Now, I like non stick pans - but I am very cautious about using them. Here are some good guidelines to follow: NEVER preheat; do not cook on high - use only medium to low temperatures; ventilate the kitchen; do not broil or sear; use a heavier weight non stick pan ( these are medium); if chipped or damaged throw away. High heat - 500 and above - causes molecular breakdown and this is where the possibly cancerous toxic fumes are released. And a cheap non stick pan heats up quickly - and within a few minutes can get above 500degrees. So be aware and take precautions and don't expect this cookware ( or any non stick) to last forever ( which is why I haven't invested in the non stick caphelon). Here's some additional information - and there's plenty more online - you can decide if non stick cookware is for you. Incidentally, if I had birds I would not consider using non stick under any circumstances.\\n\\nFrom Good Housekeeping Test Kitchen:\\nAlso of less concern than previously believed: the danger of nonstick pans exposing the family to PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid). A chemical used to manufacture the fluoropolymers that make up nonstick cookware's coating, PFOA is associated with tumors and developmental problems in animals, and experts are concerned about its possible effects on humans. In 2004, DuPont agreed to pay up to $343 million to settle a lawsuit alleging that PFOA, used in the manufacture of Teflon at a certain plant, had contaminated drinking water nearby. This year, a study at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health found an association between PFOA exposure and small decreases in head circumference and body weight in infants (except those born by cesarean section). Last year, an independent review panel advised the EPA to classify PFOA a \\\"likely \\\" human carcinogen. The EPA has not yet adopted the recommendation, which is disputed by DuPont. In the meantime, the EPA has reached an agreement with eight companies, including DuPont, to phase out the use of PFOA completely by 2015.\\n\\nBut while PFOA is still a concern, it's unlikely that we get most of our exposure from the use of nonstick pans. Sources of PFOA are everywhere: in microwave-popcorn bags, fast-food packaging, shampoo, carpeting, and clothing. Studies show that most of us have PFOA in our bloodstreams, and babies show trace amounts at birth. The FDA has tested nonstick pans to evaluate the danger of PFOA exposure to humans. \\\"What we found was that the manufacturing process used to make those pans drives off the PFOA,\\\" says Honigfort, meaning that the chemical evaporates. \\\"The risk to consumers is considered negligible.\\\"\\n\\nMe again: I'm sure the chemical industry wants us to believe that all this exposure is negligble - it's their livelehood and I do believe they spend hundreds of millions of dollars a year on lobbying. I put the outtake in for you to consider where else you may be getting exposure so you can reduce that too. I learned alot from the documentary \\\"Bag It\\\" which is also available on Amazon. Check it out.\",\n \"Product: Touch Up and Go Iron Kit\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: poor design for water resivoir\\n\\nReview: I expect that an iron which touts turbo steam in it's name to have that function easy to use. I do not recommend this iron because the water resivoir is such a dark opaque blue it is very difficult to see when the water hits the fill line. You have to almost have a spotlight directly on the iron, or stop short and check under bright light. This alone put the brakes on for me - again Sunbeam is touting and promoting this iron as turbo steam - make it easy to use! That's what I would think.\\nThe iron is attractive right out of the box, but on this point, not user friendly. The iron without the steam function heats up and irons well. I have recently received the iron so will follow up if it breaks - as other reviewers have stated it does after few to several months. The bonus iron is like one of those gadgets to iron your hair, or crimp it. It opens with an 'alligator mouth' and I can not see how this is a useful item. I heated it up, and tried to put a shirt in it to iron a pocket and the rest of the front scrunches up. It seemed like a waste of time to me - and alot of finagling of the garmet. By the time this iron heats up, I could have just as well heated up the large iron and had an easier time touching up a blouse or pants. I would not recommend this iron.\",\n \"Product: Illuminate the possibilities for enhancing comfort and expressing your style with HON Torch seating. This collection of a mid-back task chair and a task stool features breathable mesh on the back that delivers intuitive support to any user. Fixed arms increase upper body support and bring greater comfort to both seat height and standing height areas.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good value for the cost\\n\\nReview: This is a nice chair for the $115 price range as listed on Amazon. The padded seat is adequate, the mesh back is comfortable but offers only minimal lumbar support. The height may be adjusted with the standard pump which is on most office chairs, and the tilt is adjusted by a knob under the seat. The armrests are a bit short, from the wrist to a few inches short of the elbow. The armrests are not padded, they are molded plastic. The chair rolls easily on carpet. The chair was very easy to assemble, taking us about 15 minutes including time to unpack. The screws are packaged very well, sealed under plastic onto cardboard and clearly labeled. Also spare screws and allen wrench are included. This is a nice chair if you are not planning on sitting on it all day for work, as the seat cushioning isn't great - it's good, not the best. For use for a few hours at a time it's just fine. I also have a Calypso office chair, which was twice as expensive. I prefer that chair for extended computer work, the seat is better cusioned, the armrests are cushioned and can be pulled up out of the way, and the lumbar support is much better. Probably why it's almost twice the cost. To repeat, this is a good value for the money and will suit you just fine for a few hours work at a time.\",\n \"Product: Keystone's kstfd125ag 12 in. Table-To-Floor air accelerator pedestal fan, has an innovative rotating grill that provides 25% more air flow giving you a more comfortable and consistent breeze. The ultra-quiet dc motor uses 80% less electricity saving you money. Designed to be used on a tabletop or on the floor, its height adjusts from 26 to 43 inches. This versatile fan has multiple speed settings plus comfort mode, timer, vertical tilt adjustment and an oscillating option. Plus, the handy remote control snaps onto the pedestal when not in use so you will always know where to find it.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: puts out a strong breeze! - excellent performer\\n\\nReview: This is a really nice fan, I'm surprised I'm excited by that but I am. It was easy to put together, about 10 minutes without reading the directions, 5 additional minutes to read the directions and put the fan blade in properly. This is a very quiet fan, smooth movement back and forth and boy does it put out a breeze! On the highest setting you could feel it from 20' away. There is a button on the back which when pressed easily raises or lowers the fan. There are 7 speed settings to control the strength of air movement. The remote control works well, but you can also use the controls on the bottom of the base. The base is sturdy and the fan does not wobble when in use. Made in China.\\n\\nupdate July 2016 - this is THE quietest fan we have ever had! Unbelievable. We are experiencing an incredibly hot summer and have had this fan running in our daughters room every night all night for weeks and you wouldn't know it, it's that quiet. Smooth movements, easy to adjust for height - really a wonderful fan. Better and quieter than the 'tower' fans we used previously.\",\n \"Product: Beautiful 3 person sofa or couch grey with white piping and pretty two-toned fabric upholstered sofa. Give your home a clean, crisp look that your whole family can enjoy with the Dorel Living Powell Two-Toned Sofa. The sofa boasts a square silhouette with a track arm design, solid wood feet in a dark brown finish, and beautiful graphite gray easy-to-care-for upholstery. An elegant white welt trim detail accentuates the clean lines of the sofa for a more upscale look. This sofa features a patent-pending construction that allows fast and convenient delivery straight to your home. Assembly is easy, with no tools required. The Dorel Living Powell Two-Toned Sofa is built with a sturdy construction and has foam filled seat cushions with a spring core for extra support. The sofa's deep, plush seating is spacious enough to accommodate 3 people comfortably. The Dorel Living Powell Two-Toned Sofa will be the perfect living room seating solution.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great 'bang for the buck!\\\"\\n\\nReview: This is a great sofa for the price! I wouldn't hesitate to buy it for any of the following reasons: vacation home ( which is where we have it), smaller home, condo, basement. It's perfect for someone just starting out. The sofa was packaged very well and there was no damage upon delivery. It was easy to put together - you definately need two people to align the longer pieces like the front bar and the back when putting it together. It took us about 45 minutes from unpacking to final assembly. The fabric is nice, it's like a sueded polyester. It's surprising well sewn with zippers around all the cushions and nice welts around the zipper which extends down the side and you can tuck the zipper tab in the welting. I was a bit surprised to see that. For the price I expected the pillow cushions to be sewn closed. You could replace the cushions if need be. Although the welting was shown as white, on this sofa it was a soft gray - still attractive.\\nThe back is a bit short - it hits at the top of your shoulders, so no support for your head. The cushions are firm and comfortable and there are springs in the bottom frame which will help to support the cushions.\",\n \"Product: The fast and easy way to make a healthy, home-made dinner in just a few minutes. Quickly chop and grind your favorite recipes or shred and slice veggies directly into your own bowl.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Think about what you would use it for\\n\\nReview: I have positive thoughts about the Oster brand, considering I still have my mother's Oster blender from the 50's - and it works! This smaller/mini food prep appliance's usefulness will depend upon how many people you cook for and what you do with it. The same as any kitchen appliance really. I find it tedious to cut the lettuce down to size to fit into the tube which is 1\\\" x 3\\\". By the time you cut iceburg lettuce down to that size, a few more cuts from the knife is easy so why bother with using a food chopper? It didn't do romaine lettuce well for me at all - I think it's too 'leafy' there's not enough solid structure to be chopped. Now - that's how I feel for 2 people. If I were cooking for 6 or more I might feel it's worthwhile. Carrots are great though and when I make carrot salad - totally worth it. Peppers are OK.. Zucchini - why bother as again you have to trim it down to fit into the food chute\\nWhat I do really like is the mini processor, perfect size for making hummus, pesto, salsas , marinades where you have to puree some ingredients like ancho peppers etc. That's what I have been using the most of. Recommendation: think about what you would use this for before you buy. The appliance is solidly built, doesn't wobble during use, has a couple shredding/chopping blades. Is easy/ intuitive to put together and use and take apart for easy cleaning. Doesn't take up much space at all on counter top.\",\n \"Product: The Elite Gourmet 12 piece mixing bowl set is the smart solution for storing leftovers, food prep/mixing, or taking meals on the go! this set includes an array of 6 colorful bowls and matching lids in a variety of sizes. The set includes one 7.25 qt. Bowl, 6Qt. Bowl, one 3.5 qt. Bowl, one 3 qt. Bowl, one 2.25 qt. Bowl, and one 2 qt. Bowl. Stainless steel construction won't change the flavor of foods.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Colorful set best used for salads and lighter foods, not heavy duty mixing\\n\\nReview: Very colorful set of 6 different size bowls with corresponding lids. The colors are as indicated in the product photo. I received my set in perfect condition, no mars, scrapes, chips or bubbling surfaces. This bowl is unique in that the lids have a depth of approximately 1/2 inch going down inside your bowl. I've not had a set with the lids that deep. You have to press firmly in the middle of the lid to get the lid to seal completely. Personally, I like that feature! It makes these bowls the perfect ones to transport food to family gatherings, outdoor picnics etc, and they will look pretty once you get there. The bowls are THIN. I would use for fruit and potato salad, cold meat salads etc. I would not use these bowls for baking especially using a hand held mixer. Better suited for whisking up a quick pancake batter or pudding for instance. I have only silicone or wood utensils, including whisk, which I recommend for these bowls. Recommended hand wash, which don't most people hand wash larger bowls like this, it would take up half your dishwasher to put in a large bowl! Recommended to use sponge, not metal or scrubber. The instructions say they are freezer safe...not sure what I'd put in the bowls for that!\",\n \"Product: The Parlor ice cream mixing set by Toscana, a Picnic Time brand, features an original design for individually mixing your favorite goodies into your ice cream at the table. The Parlor features a marble slab, two stainless steel mixing paddles and three rectangular ceramic dishes that all nest in a beautiful, solid bamboo base. Simply freeze the marble slab for several hours, fill the dishes with yummy extras such as nuts, cookie crumbles, or candies and you're ready to start creating delicious ice cream or frozen yogurt treats on the spot. This gem is great for entertaining and your guests are sure to rave about it. The Parlor is such a sweet deal! Surface wipe wood to preserve its natural beauty and shape. Comes packed in an attractive box and makes a wonderful gift. Measures 17 by 13 by 1.8 inches, and is backed by the Picnic Time Family of Brands BUILT TO LAST Lifetime Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Both the company and Amazon offered to replace right away!\\n\\nReview: I was looking forward to using this item but when it arrived the large marble piece was cracked in half. There was no padding, or any kind of wrapping around the marble at all when shipped so naturally the chances of it cracking are high. I have requested a replacement piece of marble, I will update review to see if I get one. I do like the item and wanted to use it for children's birthday parties or special occasion....I may try to see if I can find a replacement piece of marble. Right now my recommendation is to pass - it's too expensive to get a damaged item. If I saw it in a shop and knew I was getting it undamaged I would recommend it, as it is stylish and functional for what it is.\\n\\nUPDATE: from 3 to 5 stars - I contacted Amazon to let them know the item arrived damaged. A replacement was sent out the same day, and while packaged the same way as the first item, the replacement arrived in perfect condition. I would like to add that the company also read my review and offered a replacement right away. I declined as Amazon had already done so, but you should know that they stand behind their products and want the customer to be happy and satisfied.\\nTo celebrate the new arrival we had ice cream night. It was fun to have the grandkids mix their own ice cream, and mix it for us too! Naturally, the ice cream tasted so much better having mixed it themselves. I just put saran wrap on the bowls to save the toppings for next time. I don't want to use it every day. OK- we all do, but I can't afford the calories :)\",\n \"Product: Gallery wrapped mirror edge ready to hang canvas. Giclee print on cotton/polyester blend canvas. Sealed for UV and moisture protection. Stretched on solid 75 inch wood bars. Made in USA.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice for computer printed canvas\\n\\nReview: The picture arrived very well packaged, the picture wrapped in plastic, cushioned with bubble wrap in it's own box which was then placed in a padded shipping box. The picture is 18 x 18\\\" as stated and extremely light weight so you could hang it from one of those 3M sticky non permanent hangers if you don't want to put a hook into the wall. The picture is wrapped evenly around the stretcher bars and is well secured with staples.\\nThe print reminds me of having a photograph printed on canvas. It's very nice for the price, $69 on Amazon. There's no way I would pay the list price of $149, it's definitely not worth that because it is only a photo copy of the painting printed on canvas. The colors are bright, the image is crisp and clear and it's nice to look at.\",\n \"Product: The hi-res Panasonic RP-HD10C over-the-ear headphones faithfully reproduce even the most subtle rhythms, tones and lyrics. Their 50mm HD drivers and eye-catching multi-layer diaphragms complement anti-vibration drive frames to efficiently suppress unnecessary resonance and vibration. Elegant textures and finishes, and soft, synthetic leather padding provide a comfortable and luxurious listening experience. A precision, horizontal slide adjustment system shifts earcup and driver placement to suit individual ear positions. Plus, ergonomic 3D earpads vary in thickness to form a perfect fit around the ears for superb noise isolation. Managing music and calls is quick and simple. The HD10C headphones work seamlessly with iPhone/iPod/iPad, Blackberry and Android devices to adjust volume, and switch from music to calls and back again with one-touch ease. Two detachable audio cords are included: a 3.9 ft. cord with inline remote and mic and 90 mini-plug for use with mobile devices, plus an 9.8 ft. cord with a straight mini-jack plug. A gold-plated sleeve adapter is also included to convert both mini-jacks into 6.3mm full-size plugs. For travel and storage, the HD10C features flat-fold earcups and a convenient draw-string pouch.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: expensive but far better sound quality\\n\\nReview: I enjoy using these headphones. I don't have alot of background in this area, and have been using the Panasonic RP-HXD5C-W Street Style Monitor Headphones with my computer for years and those were just fine for my husband and I. I prefer these headphones and feel the higher cost is worth it. I use these with my ipad or iphone and they sound great. The fit is perfect for me, but they are adjustable. The ear phones are well padded and don't hurt or press on my ears even after using for an hour at a time. I listen to audio books while on the treadmill and the headphones stay in place the entire time. I can't hear the TV that's on in the workout room and I don't really hear anyone trying to speak to me, they have to get my attention otherwise first. The sound is very crisp and clear, both for music and audio books. I also listen to some podcasts on my ipad while my husband is watching sports and I don't have any interference from the TV sound. I've only used these with Apple products so can't comment on Andriod usage. The headphones come with an imitation leather carrying case which is nice both for the car and at home.\",\n \"Product: The Inspiron 11 3000 2-in-1 offers brilliant design and a great set of features for the money. A versatile 360 degree hinge enables four modes to suit your environment. Use laptop mode for typing out a paper, tent mode for working in shallow footprint spaces like a kitchen counter or workbench, stand mode for streaming your favorite movie or tablet mode for keeping up on social media. Vibrant HD resolution (1366x768) display provides crisp, bright image on-screen and is easy to position for clear viewing.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovin' my little Dell!\\n\\nReview: What I like: lightweight, small footprint, but larger screen than my ipad. I enjoy the red color, and that's just going to be your personal preference. If I were using it in my previous career I would not take it to a meeting, that's for sure. I wanted this for around the house, and it's perfect for that. It came loaded with Windows 10, but not Windows Office. Since I don't want to pay for it ( no need) I won't be commenting on that.\\n Set up was extremely easy and it was out of the box, connected and running in 15 minutes. The keyboard is very comfortable and easy to use. I prefer using a keyboard to the hunt and peck of the ipad. I use this computer in the kitchen for recipes and in the spare room to stream pilates and yoga exercise videos and I've had no issues with streaming, everything went smoothly. I've also let my 85 yr old MIL try it out and she really likes it - both for the portability and ease of use. She's mostly looking and emails and shopping on Amazon. I printed out a few notes, as well as a photo I emailed myself and printing was immediate, no issues. The tablet function works very well, and I use it sometimes when internet browsing. I have no issues with screen picture clarity, it's fine for me although next to the iphone 6Plus the iphone does look sharper. Again, this laptop has excellent picture quality for my use.\\nIt's cute, handy, and works well for my needs which include streaming videos ( 30-45 min long) emails, internet. The charge lasts me 3 days, to reach full charge again it's about 3 hours. It should have a way to check the battery level more easily. I'd recommend for people who would be using a computer for the same things I am ( ie: pleasure not work where I did heavy document writing/editing/marketing materials photo editing etc) It would be great for a high school student, perhaps college.\",\n \"Product: Cotton/Nylon/Acrylic/Polyester/Spandex Blend - Super abrasion resistant Coralast&reg; fibers extend through the heel and toe for added durability - Soft premium cotton for breathable comfort - Dense terry footbed cushions and protects feet and toes - Spandex throughout for a contoured fit - Fights odors - **Fabric contents vary by color -\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: leg part seems small for mens sock\\n\\nReview: This is a quality sock, and I like the Carhartt brand. The toes and heels are reinforced ( thicker) the instep has lycra so it hugs the arch of the foot, so the sock doesn't slide down. I took 2 stars off because I think the body of the sock is small for a mens sock. The absolute maximum the top of the sock can be stretched is 12\\\". These barely fit my husbands calf, and he wears it with work boots and scrunches the sock down, which is fine. I hope they don't shrink! My husband is on the slender side, certainly not stocky or anything - so just be aware of that when you purchase. Measure the bottom part of your calf.\",\n \"Product: Casual style meets XTRATUF's signature slip-resistant, non-marking outsole in these XTRATUF Sharkbyte Men's Nubuck Leather Deck Shoes. Made from water-resistant Nubuck leather, these deck shoes have medial weep holes to let water drain through, keeping your feet dry when you're on the boat or at the pier. The removable, cushioned sock liner in these boat shoes delivers all-day comfort and freshness, and the heel pull tab makes for easy slipping on and off.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gorgeous, well priced nubuck leather deck shoe\\n\\nReview: Gorgeous, well priced nubuck leather deck shoe. Easy on, especially with the pull tab on the heel. Very comfortable. I'm a size 10 ladies and the shoe fit perfectly to size. I like the chocolate brown color, and the welded sole is great. Yes, there is a 1/8\\\" wide pink stripe on the rim of the sole, but it didn't bother me. I doubt it's that noticable when being worn. The shoe upper is long and covers the entire top of my foot to almost the ankle crease. Unlike Sperry or similiar brand where the upper is shorter, ending about mid foot. The soles are very slip resistant on the boat. The shoes are supposedly waterproof, but I didn't test that out. Frankly I like them too much to risk getting them water stained! I'm fortunate that I have a pair of the Xtratuf boots to wear also, and I love those. This brand was made in Rock Island IL until 2008 when whomever bought it moved manufacturing to China. Amazon has the best pricing and for me, they are a better buy than Sperry ( which I have bought for decades)\",\n \"Product: The science of Dr. Scholl's. A sock perfect for diabetics, those suffering from circulatory issues, sensitive skin or anyone who prefers a soft, non-binding sock. This foot health sock features a soft, comfortable, non-binding morpul top that conforms to your legs and won't restrict circulation. It is cushioned on the bottom and features an invisibility, non-irritating toe seam to protect sensitive feet. Moisture-dispersion technology keeps feet dry and anti-microbial technology keeps socks fresh. Durable and easy to put on, these socks provide the foot health benefits you need every day. Dr. Scholl's socks are guaranteed for one full year from the date of purchase. 1 pair per pack. Imported.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Soft, cozy non binding ankle sock\\n\\nReview: I got these socks for my mother, whose feet are always chilly. They are perfect! Although my mother is not diabetic nor does she have particular circulatory issues, when wearing other low cut socks the binding eventually cuts into her ankles leaving a mark. She loves these - can wear them all night without getting any marks. The socks are soft and cozy and the non binding stretchy top is wonderful. Highly recommend for elderly, health issues or not. Can be worn with shoes as there is no latex on the bottom, so be careful if you are wearing these in bed and getting up at night. A bit on the high side for price at $8.00 a pair, but worth it if you are tired of sock tops cutting into you!\",\n \"Product: End the day as strong as you started in Carhartt fastest-drying, odor-fighting gear.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Top quality sweatshirt with 37.5 fabric technology\\n\\nReview: This is a very nice sweatshirt. The color is a soft peach which should be flattering to many skin tones. The hood is lined with Carhart woods camo pattern, which is not obtrusive and the brown colors add a nice contrast to the peach color. The sleeves are long long! yea!! for all us tall ladies. The fit is perfect for the sizing and has a more streamlined fit, it's definately not a big baggy grey sweatshirt of old.\\nThe sweatshirt has a smooth finish with a soft ( but not fleece) interior. The fabric is polyester and something called 37.5 cocona polyester. Say what? Apparently this is a medium which is added to or woven with fabric, and here's the information straight from the 37.5 website:\\n\\n\\\"In fabrics with 37.5 technology, patented active particles permanently embedded at the fiber level capture and release moisture vapor. Not only do these active particles provide 800% more surface area to the fiber, they also provide a unique driving force to remove moisture vapor unlike any other technology. By actively responding to body heat, the particles use this energy from the body to accelerate the vapor movement and speed up the conversion of liquid to vapor, significantly increasing drying rates. This means the hotter the user gets, the stronger the driving force removing moisture becomesand the more comfortable the garment remains. \\\"\\n\\nThis ingredient used to be made from coconut husks which contain activated carbon, but now it is derived from mineral volcanic sand which mimics activated carbon. Wow. Who thinks of these things? This material is permanently embedded into the fabric so it never washes out.\\n\\nMachine wash and tumble dry on low - do not use bleach or fabric softeners. The product is made in Honduras. I'm familiar with the Carhart brand for men and it's top quality. I'm liking the look and feel of this sweatshirt so I'll have to check out their ladies line for outdoor activities.\",\n \"Product: Polar Balance Scale :: The Polar Balance scale is a sleek, modern and very attractive device that can help you revolutionize how you track your weight and make progress towards your goals. Connect it via Bluetooth Smart to your Polar device (see below for compatible models) and get a great insight with lots of useful information and detail into your daily activities, nutrition and lifestyle. Set a goal on the Polar Flow app or web service and get personalized guidance to encourage and motivate you on your way to hitting it. Its a strong, durable set of scales with a splash-proof glass top, a clear display with digits that are easy to read, and a memory that will store data for up to 10 people so the whole family can use it.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Too fussy for me\\n\\nReview: I gave this set 3 starts because I like the scale. The wrist bracelet is not for me - I had a devil of a time using that weird piece of metal to take off the metal clasp on the wristband and put the wristband back on. It seemed unnessarily tedious. Why not just have a regular watchband type wristband you can cut off? weird. In reading the privacy notice upon installing the software I hesitated, as with most privacy policies your information is protected until it's not. Supposedly there is no way to identify people but with more and more reading about mass data collection and it's refinements I wonder. Anyway I downloaded it no problem, synced the wristband no problem - using the wristband? It worked fine right at first, but upon checking later it gave me way more steps than I walked - because I know I only walked a 1/2 mile!! I didn't wear it while sleeping cause that's just creepy ( to me) and the next day it seemed out of whack and I had to reset it. The wristband seemed to go to sleep on it's own during the day - but I was doing alot and not sure if I inadvertently bumped it or something? Anyway - it was annoying me. I didn't feel like fussing with it any more. I wouldn't recommend it.\",\n \"Product: The Zycom Zing is the perfect first scooter specifically designed to help develop balance and coordination. Itfeatures a pivoting steering mechanism with self righting technology making it both easy to ride and great fun to lean and carve through the turns. The stable platform makes it easy for kids to learn to scooter.With its unique self righting steering mechanism, wide footplate and height adjustable bar, the Zing makes todlers want more!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: fun to ride, bright colors\\n\\nReview: This was a breeze to master for my 3 yr old granddaughter, who loves the color ( pink/purple). My Granddaughter is tall for her age so perhaps that helped. The handle is very easy to install and adjust for height. The two wheels in front help with balance and I think it's more stable, less prone to tipping with the wheels slightly turned in. We went out on the sidewalk, which did scuff the wheels up - no surprise there. I know my granddaughter could use the rear wheel brake, as we went over and over it, but it seems she prefers to go somewhat fast and jump off into the grass. Anyway, she's having fun with it and enjoying herself. I'm not familiar with any other scooters but this seems like an easy affordable one to start with.\",\n \"Product: Develop balance and flexibility. Anti-burst, thick-walled construction. Can also be used as a chair to improve posture and further engage the core.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Just OK for light use\\n\\nReview: This is a typical stability ball sold a major chain stores. It's inexpensive and does an OK job. The ball come completely deflated in a box, and I had to let it air out in the garage for a few days to let the odor dissipate. You use the included cheap air pump to blow the ball up. It takes a bit of finaggling to get it started. In my case I had my husband start pumping while I held the deflated ball, until some air got in it and it could rest upright while you finished inflating it. The plastic (?) is thinner that my other stability ball and it has to be inflated every few weeks if you're an active user. I know this from our gym. My favorite stability ball is the duraball, it's over 12 years old, I bought it from a company called Fitter1 out of Canada. The ball is very thick, holds the air very well, came with a large easy to use air pump which actually pumps alot of air and looks brand new after a ton of use. I use it both as my desk chair and for exercise. I got the FILA for our vacation home and it's good enough for light use but if you're serious get a better ball. You'll pay more but it hey - my other one has lasted 12 years and will probably last another 10 years!\",\n \"Product: Processed People features in-depth discussions with leading health experts detailing why so many of us are sick, and offers solutions to our current devastating health crisis. Tragically, many Americans are victims of a \\\"health care\\\" system and way of life which are devastating to our overall well-being. To those running our system, the bottom line on the dollars we're able to spend is more important than the bottom line on our health. We're caught in a perpetual grinding machine, unable to escape.\\n\\nIts nearly impossible to be liberated when there's so much confusing, conflicting information, and when the \\\"authorities\\\" giving you advice -- be they the government or industry-controlled organizations like the American Dietetic Association -- don't necessarily have your best interests at heart.\\n\\nProcessed People examines these topics:\\n\\n* Why are we so fat?\\n* What is health?\\n* Health care or sick care?\\n* Are we what we eat?\\n* Do we need to eat animal products?\\n* What's the role of exercise?\\n* What's a processed person?\\n* Can you \\\"de-process\\\" yourself?\\n* What happens if we don't change?\\n\\nWho needs to see this documentary? Basically everyone. It's for people who want to help themselves, as well as for those who want to introduce their own friends and loved ones to a healthy lifestyle.\\n\\nIn the Bonus Features section, you'll also have the chance to learn more about the health icons featured in the film -- over 2.5 hours of extended interviews!\\n\\nPlease support the filmmakers by purchasing your copy of Processed People on the VegSource Store here.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Important information, poorly filmed\\n\\nReview: The information provided from the physicians and registered dieticians who were interviewed is very important - especially when they link the actual outcome of changing your life habits - what you eat and how active you are; with the conditions that some of their patients presented with. The information about how our medical, fast food and health industries has changed in the last 50 years, as our nation as a whole has become wealthier was very interesting, showing how they all serve to support your poor health. You are encouraged to empower yourself, learn more about the foods you eat, how it's processed and learn how wonderful fruits and vegetables are to your body's health. People are encouraged to exercise every day, and my personal opinion is that people would like to - it's our work and family schedules which are sometimes quite hectic that prevent us from doing so. Unfortunately there is no 'answer' for that - one has to determine for oneself where you will find the time to do so - even if it's as simple as going for a walk. This documentary DVD is dated 2009 and it looks like it was done with a powerpoint presentation, the graphics/photos are not appealing, they are static and don't do anything to enhance the information being presented. In this day and age, it's quite poorly executed, which is why I took off 2 stars.\",\n \"Product: Simple, elegant amplification of audio. The perfect solution for gaming, movies, music and speakerphone.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Makes a real difference\\n\\nReview: Oh I really really like this case!! I typically use speakerphone feature because my ears are a little bit older ( 50+) and I get alot of roadnoise in my car. I was so interested in trying this case, mostly because I didn't imagine it would make any difference. Was I ever wrong! The case is very nice - it was not difficult at all to insert my phone into the case. It has a hard back shell, which does remove quickly and smoothly from a bluejean pocket. I typically don't keep my phone there, it's in my purse so smooth removal doesn't matter that much to me. The case extends past the phone screen a millimeter or two, so that when you place the phone screen side down, the screen does not touch the surface. All buttons fit very well and are easy to access, no impediments. No problems at all inserting headphones or charger. Best of all is the sound! It's wonderful! Tunes sound great, hearing the person calling me is quite amplified - I tried it with a few people. I'm so excited about this case! I'm recommending it to the kids for a great Fathers Day gift. I didn't believe it would, but this does make quite a difference in sound amplification. It looks sleek too!\\nif you have older ears, you have to give this case a try!\",\n \"Product: An Amazon Brand.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: OK for minimal shredding volume\\n\\nReview: The shredder was packaged very well, using pressed cardboard to secure the shredder in the shipping box. Less plastic, which is great. I didn't attach the wheels, in a single office, there's no need to wheel it around. The CD/DVD slot and the credit card slot works very well on shredding those items. I have a bit of trouble getting the paper to 'catch' in the rollers, I have to push it in. Once in, it does shred paper easily and does handle six pages at a time. I found eight to be a bit iffy. So - it's OK. I don't have high volume to shred so I'm satisfied with it. The basket pull out feature makes emptying very easy, as you don't have to remove the heavy ( very heavy) shredding lid. If you need something for more volume shredding I'd recommend another model.\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Squirrel Slammer Wild Bird Feeder features a distinctive weight activated slammer that closes its ports instantly under a squirrel's weight. The slammer also has an adjustable weight setting so you can decide which birds to keep out. The high quality metal base and ports prevent squirrel damage and the plastic clear cover acts as another squirrel deterrent while keeping your seed dry. The Squirrel Slammer Feeder can hold up to 3.5 lbs. of seed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: works and is still working\\n\\nReview: The feeder works on weight ( similiar to the 'hilarious' bird feeders ) if a squirrel makes it over the baffle and onto the metal 'perching' ring, it's weight will pull an inner metal guard down closing off the seed opening. I had the feeder up for about a day and noticed our resident squirrel having a go at it. Sure enough, it's weight pulled the door shut and he soon left, although I did feel a bit sorry for him after making a heroic leap to get there.... I noticed one other unsuccessful attempt - there may have been more which I did not see, but haven't noticed anthing other than birds on the feeder lately. They must be enjoying it as the feeder emptied within a week. The design is simple, and I do think the plastic baffle helps prevent the squirrels from attacking the seed opening from the top. Recommended.\",\n \"Product: Instantly create a sophisticated outdoor space with the Gramercy 2-Piece Chaise Lounge Set from Hanover Outdoor. An all-weather chaise lounge chair is paired with a trendy barrel-shaped side table, both handcrafted with fine details and durable construction. The extra-long, deep-seating cushions compliment the flared woven armrests that cradle guests in total comfort. Both items feature premium extruded resin strapping, hand-woven onto heavy-duty steel frames. The 24 in. table-top includes a thick tempered-glass inset. This 2-piece set coordinates perfectly with other items in Gramercy collection to give your outdoor space a cohesive, sophisticated look. Now available in a variety of vibrant color options, take your outdoor style to a new level with the Gramercy Collection and enjoy showing off your flair for design and hospitality. Hanover Outdoor GRAMERCY2PC-NVY Gramercy 2-Piece Chaise Lounge Set in Navy Blue.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Everyone enjoys this comfortable good looking chaise\\n\\nReview: The chaise and table were delivered a couple days ago. I finally made myself get up out of the chaise and write a review - the chaise is THAT comfortable! Anyone who sits in it does not want to get up. The items were packeged very well with no damage at all. Heavy duty cardboard, foam sheeting around the arms and back of chair and the legs encased in bubble wrap. Cushions in heavy duty plastic. I'm not sure what 'assembly required' means to the manufacturer. In this case it included tying the bottom cushion onto the back, cleaning the glass for the table and placing it on the table. The set is made of plastic rattan which is nicely woven and smooth to the touch. The cushions are a nice oatmeal shade, and the included lumbar or head pillow compliments it well, as does many other outdoor pillows I happen to have. The set is supposed to e weatherproof, is intended for outdoor use and I may put it outdoors at some point. After we unpacked the set it looked so nice in our great room we are just using it there. The back of the chaise has 4 adjustable settings from fully upright to recline...and oh is it easy to fall asleep on this plush cushions! The bottom pad is almost 6\\\" thick. It's really a great set.\",\n \"Product: These new XTRATUF Salmon Sisters Legacy Series 15\\\" Neoprene Womens Fishing Boots feature an attractive fish-print liner designed by Alaska's famous Salmon Sisters. Inspired by nautical tradition and the sustainable fisheries of the North Pacific, the liner rolls down easily to reveal the eye-catching blue fish print. Boasting XTRATUF's signature non-marking Chevron outsole, these womens fishing boots provide unparalleled traction on slippery, wave-washed decks. Toe and heel guards offer added protection. Designed for all-day comfort, these neoprene fishing boots feature moisture-wicking Breathe-O-Prene insoles with a breathable, open cell structure that reduces insole drying time. The insoles are also cushioned to absorb impacts and combat foot fatigue. The women-specific lasts are designed to match the contour of the female foot, and are narrower at the back to prevent heel movement and chafing. The 100% waterproof triple-dipped neoprene construction is lighter and more pliable than regular rubber, and is resistant to fish fats, acids, diesel fuel and other solvents.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fabulous to wear on boat for sure grip\\n\\nReview: Oh how I love these neoprene boots! Perfect fit, and a pleasing as well as soft liner which extends to the soft footbed. Where these really excel is the sole - deep grips which keep you safe on wet slick surfaces on both dock and boat. I received the ocean print lined boots and the liner adds a bit of dash to an otherwise utilitarian neoprene boot. I felt so cool strutting my stuff in these! It's hard to see from some of the photos but the wide rim around the foot is also the aqua green color of the liner. I was surprised at some of the reviews saying the boots were narrow and small size. I typically wear a women's 10 shoe. I received the size 9 and they were a perfect fit - even when wearing a light sock, which I did. They are comfortable enough to go barefoot in but I didn't want to sweat them up right away :) Now, I'm in a warm climate and use these for boating, so wearing a thin sock was just fine. If you plan on wearing thicker socks size up. They are fairly expensive so make sure you are comfortable wearing them. I felt alot more comfortable than in my boat shoes and the boots are not that heavy to prohibit wearing in FL.\",\n \"Product: Get the fun started with this roly-poly playtime pal. In stage one: the peek-a-boo skunk pops up and down. In stage two, remove the roly-poly pal to hear chimes and explore put and take play. Soft \\\"grass,\\\" a crinkly, plush tail and texture on the leaf provide tactile stimulation. A little bug on the top of the flower pot twirls and travels on a track to encourage fine-motor skills.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A cute well priced toy to amuse older baby early toddler.\\n\\nReview: A sweet looking toy with simple play tasks. Ideal for babies and toddlers. My grandson ( 10 months) was entertained for about 20 minutes with this toy - and I think that's good for a toddler. The skunk is cheerful looking, has a soft leaf with a light vanilla scent and can be pushed into the flower pot and pops back up. Best of all - it makes noise! Both from the crinkly fabric inside the tail and the bells (?) inside the skunk. The flower pot has some felt 'grass' along the bottom which little fingers like to flick. There is a cute yellow fish which you can spin around as well as push a few inches along the rim. Spinning was way more fun. Of course both can be thrown easily which adds fun to anything! Note of caution that the crinkly fabric in the tail causes intense curiosity in cats.\",\n \"Product: Squirt, sprinkle, spin and pour your way through bath times with the Mix and Match Motor Boat from TOMY! Watch it chug merrily through the water as the wind-up boat heads where you want it to go: adjust the rudder left and right so you can steer a course to port or starboard! The Mix and Match Motor Boat is divided into four parts that you can mix and match in different ways! At the front of the boat is a water cannon to shoot and spray. At the back is the skipper - lift out the little bird to reveal the wind-up motor. In between you can rearrange the colored segments. The cabin lifts out and doubles as a water sprinkler and a drum little hands can set spinning. Your toddler will have fun assembling and reassembling the boat different ways, helping to develop coordination and motor skills. No batteries required. Suitable for ages 10 months and over.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun well made toy for pool or bath\\n\\nReview: This is a large colorful bathtime toy, perfect size for small hands. It's about a foot long and 4\\\" wide - no small parts to cause any issues. It comes apart easily to push/snap different sections together. Because it's summertime, and I have learned the hard way, I presented this as a pool toy for our toddler grandson. He enjoys playing with it for quite some time, 30 minutes was the longest yet, but that's quite a long time to keep an active boy interested. The propulsion ( wind up motor steered by rudder) is not that interesting to him right now although it worked just fine. He's content to push it along himself - but oh! the spinning wheel, the little bucket for scooping and pouring water ( on everything including the dog) are so much fun. The best is the squirting pump - which I have to admit is pretty darn funny watching him trying to squirt it into the dogs mouth. We enjoy making up little stories about where the Captain is headed and what work his boat has to do. Outside in his little pool he has so much fun with this. I decided to keep it as an outdoor pool toy, but of course it would work just fine in the bath.\",\n \"Product: Wildkin's teepees are the perfect getaway for quiet time, naps, or play time! Features high quality, 100% cotton canvas tent material. Not designed for outdoor use.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great fun for little kids and your pets will think it's for them\\n\\nReview: Very cute, well made, dual use indoor teepee. My granddaughter and her little friend love it. She's about 3\\\" tall so the tent is a perfect size. The tent itself was very easy to assemble. Simply connect 2 wooden poles into a plastic connector, and slide into the \\\"sleeve:. A little bit of finagling required but not bad at all. It's easier for 2 people to finish assembly - one holding the poles in the proper position while the other ties the rope around. I also put some rubber furniture things under the poles to prevent it from sliding on the low pile rug. Oh, dual use? Your pets will like this teepee also, especially if kids want their snacks in there! It's fun for kids, easy to set up and doesn't look that hard to store, simply collapse it.\\nI had to ask myself if I would pay this price for a tent. I sew a lot and construction would not be that difficult. I felt that by the time I drove around, got the materials, sketched out a pattern etc etc etc that my time was worth more than saving a few bucks. True, you can always use the tried and true sheet over a card table fort idea, but I think this is more fun. I would buy it for the pleasure it gives my granddaughter and probably will for another year, perhaps more.\",\n \"Product: Care for Me Learning Carrier by VTech is an interactive pet carrier that lets little ones take their plush pet anywhere! Put the plush puppy inside or take him out of the carrier and hear playful phrases when opening and closing the door. The activity panel on the side of the carrier is packed with learning fun! Press the light-up buttons to learn about colors, shapes, pet care and more. Sliding the letter beads introduce letters and play music. Sliding the window and spinning the roller add to the fun and encourage motor skills. The carrier also includes four pet care accessories so toddlers can groom, feed and play with the cuddly puppy. Take your plush pet everywhere! Requires 2 AAA batteries (batteries included for demo purposes only; new batteries recommended for regular use). Intended for ages 9 months to 3 years.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun for toddlers , casual learning\\n\\nReview: It's so fun having grandchildren and getting to play with all the new toys. V tech is one of my favorite brands, I've been able to review several and they are all very much enjoyed by toddlers. This is another hit. I've found most kids in general love animals and can be very caring towards them, so this adorable pink carrier with it's own puppy is a HUGE hit! The little puppy is very soft, cuddly and cute. the accessories are as pictured, feeding bottle, comb, ball and bowl with spinning bone in it. Exactly as pictured, although I do think the bottle is odd but my granddaughter likes it. Several buttons to keep toddlers busy - a \\\"peek a boo\\\" button, ABC buttons which engage nursery rhyme melodies, and of course the \\\"let's count 1, 2, 3, 4\\\" songs, lets do shapes songs etc. You can also switch from that to \\\"puppy talk\\\" where the puppy asks if we are going for a walk, she wants to play, etc. Plus let's not forget the cool feature of carrying it with you EVERYWHERE. Another fun, casual learning toy from V tech at an affordable price.\",\n \"Product: Twist, dance, leap, laugh, count and learn with the Learn & Groove Musical Mat-over 4-feet of interactive playmat for jumbo-sized learning fun. Designed especially for active toddlers, the Learn & Groove Musical Mat keeps little ones moving and exploring with 50+ songs and phrases and 3 ways to play. Little ones can discover numbers, animals and instrument names as they jump around the mat in Explore mode. In Music mode, each step brings instrument sounds to life-kids can jam along to 10 popular melodies or compose their own tunes from scratch. Game mode challenges kids to fly, waddle and more to reach specific numbers, helping them develop balance and coordination as they laugh and play. Requires three AAA batteries to operate (demo batteries included).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Another fun toy from LeapFrog\\n\\nReview: I'm biased in favor of the LeapFrog brand. Their toys are affordable, very cute both with color and animals and the music isn't that nerve racking for adults to listen to. I also like the passive learning through fun that their toys provide. I've found that my grandchildren really engage with their toys.\\n\\nAt first I thought this mat was small, as it's only about 17.5\\\" wide ( my desk chair is 24\\\") but it's plenty wide for toddlers. Probably wouldn't want anything larger at this age. It's nice and long, about 4 ft. My 2 yr old grandson has alot of fun using it - we went through the different modes right away to see what he wanted to do. He enjoyed finding the various animals and performing the task ( spinning, etc) At some points I thought the mat was defective because he has to step a couple times to get the sound working, you have to step pretty much right in the middle. I think too that the timer is a little fast for younger kids, but since I was there I kept turning it back on. I like that he was having fun using the toy, liked the little songs, could perform the tasks and find the animals. We do seem to have to take breaks and just use #10 Grandma! I also like that it's a game to keep little ones moving, ever in the hope of tiring them out. It's a fun game and we'll enjoy using it. Personally I think the 2-4 yr age group would enjoy it the most. Recommend\",\n \"Product: It's \\\"ruff\\\" being a star! Get little ones jamming on early development skills as they rock out with Scout's Count & Colors Band. Play five instruments, explore three learning modes and get baby grooving on cause and effect. Scout's Count & Colors Band has 5 colorful instruments for baby to play, plus a light-up piano played by puppy pal Scout. Every press, tap, twist or wobble gets Scout bopping, playing and singing, helping babies connect what they do (cause) with each fun effect. Little ones can explore in three different modes to discover color names, numbers, musical genres and instruments with snazzy little ditties sung by Scout. It's rockin' fun they'll want to play again and again! Requires three AAA batteries to operate (demo batteries included).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun music to dance to!\\n\\nReview: LeapFrog makes some of the cutest passive learning toys for babies and toddlers. I'm enjoying this brand. Scout's Count and Colors Band is another big hit here. The recommendation is for babies 6 mos and up - but my 2 yr old grandson is getting a real kick out of it! We both enjoy the music, it's really not irritating. The bear ( Scout) will sway and sing \\\"let's play jazz! or let's play dance music, or rock n roll etc) then a brief riff comes through which you can dance to! There's a green switch on the fronto f Scouts piano and you can switch from music to counting - each instrument has a number from 1 -5 or you can switch it to colors and Scout will call out different colors for you to find. The music is pretty fun, we like dancing to it. We mostly use the music option because it's fun to dance and fun to watch Scout light up and rock back and forth. It's a cute fun toy. I'd recommend this for 1 yr old or a year and a few months old. Price point is very good, sound quality is good and it's fun.\",\n \"Product: Launch imaginations and starry night dreams with Scout's Goodnight Light, the 2-in-1 nightlight and flashlight from LeapFrog. In flashlight mode, Scout's Goodnight Light projects all eight planets onto the wall, and astro-pups Scout and Violet invite children to explore the solar system, count stars, find colors and more. In nighttime mode, little ones can drift off to sleep with glowing stars and numbers that shift from red to blue to green. Easy controls let parents choose 10 or 20 minutes of solar wind, environmental sounds or special lullabies sung by Scout. Set the volume to low, high or mute for a soothing ride to sleep. Requires three AA batteries to operate (demo batteries included).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: hard to say who enjoys it more...\\n\\nReview: Leapfrog is becoming my first choice for toddler toys. I've been recommending them to my friends who are also grandparents. The Scout's Goodnight Flashlight is just so darn cute, it will appeal to both adults and kids. It's a great size for 2-3 yr olds, about 7\\\" tall and 3-4\\\" wide. It has a very easy to hold handle for little hands. The colors are just as depicted. The red button for choosing songs, like quiet time songs! When pressed the top of the flashlight lights up illuminating numbers stars, moons etc on the wall/ceiling and the light changes color. Being older and more wily now, this is our favorite button! When the big yellow button on the handle is pressed, there's almost a Warner Bros cartoon melody that plays, then when pressed again the planets appear and a pleasant young voice counts out loud for the number of planets which appear.\\n This toy is what I call fun learning. In a fun way you can teach kids to identify and learn basic numbers, symbols like star and moons, what are planets and why are they all different colors and where are they anyway? It's quite a fun flashlight and I enjoy using it too!\\nWe also have two other Leapfrog toys for toddlers - Melody the Musical Turtle and the Count Along Cash Register. Both of those are BIG hits. Nicely made to hold up to a toddlers play, passive learning through play and the songs and musical melodies really appeal to kids. By the time I'm tired of hearing the melodies I can easily block them out but really they aren't that bad. Definetely recommend and it has a great price point. What till the other Grandma's see this one! And yes, getting to play with new toys IS a grandparent perk!\",\n \"Product: LeapFrog count along cash register\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great fun with easy learning\\n\\nReview: This Count Along Cash Register was a huge hit with my 3 yr old granddaughter! We have played grocery store in the past and I thought having a cash register would be great now that's shes beginning to understand addition. She was all smiles when this arrived and could not wait to get started! She loves scanning the items, hearing the register tell her \\\"1 item scanned\\\" and so on. She also enjoys the short songs. She especially gets a kick out of my 'paying' and the register drawer opening up. Our first play session lasted a half hour, which is fairly long for a 3 yr old and we played another half hour after naptime. I know this will be one of her favorite activities for awhile.\\nThe set is sturdy plastic, very colorful and an active game with learning disguised as fun. We think about what we want to buy for breakfast, for lunch for dinner, count how many items, how to pay etc. Kids will enjoy the songs but they got tiresome for me, as they might for most adults. All in all a great toy. I will have to see how this goes and consider getting the Leap Frog oven too.\",\n \"Product: Make learning a blast with LeapFrog Leaping Letters. Designed with kids ages 3-6 in mind, there are plenty of ways to play for fast-action alphabet learning fun. Kids race against the clock to put all the letters pieces in their spots before time runs out and they go POP! Put alphabet skills to the test with an adjustable timer that allows all ages to get in on the fun. Change up the level of difficulty easily with color-coded letter pieces that let kids progress to using all 26 letters of the alphabet when they're ready. Advance to word building and start forming words with add-on activity cards that make beating the clock an exciting challenge. No batteries required.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: LeapFrog makes learning toys which are also fun\\n\\nReview: Another cute learning toy from LeapFrog. This child size tray has indentations where the letters go. The colorful letters have little tabs for the child to hold while placing them into the correct slot. You depress the purple tray, set the timer - we currently set it for about 1 minute...try to place as many letters as you can before time runs out. Then Pop! the tray bounces up and tosses the letters off. I've only had a few that went flying off the tray, but not far( which is a good thing) for the most part the letters get tossed up onto the tray. Still, it's alot of movement and my 2 1/2 yr old grandson naturally likes this part the best. And that's just fine. I also just pull out the letters for his name and we work on finding the spaces for those and we set the timer for a longer time. Of course, the older the child the longer you can set the timer, and even begin to work on spelling out simple words, such as \\\"sit\\\" or \\\"fix\\\" I'm hoping I'll get at least a few years worth of fun out of this toy and be able to use it with my younger granddaughter when it's time. I'm really enjoying all the offerings from LeapFrog. I also like this toy better than the magnetic alphabet letters that used to be used on the fridge.\",\n \"Product: This friendly turtle is packed with play activities to foster fine motor skills. Truman turtle pull-toy rolls along on any flat surface with rubber-trimmed wheels. Since 1979, Manhattan Toy has been making award-winning, high quality, educational toys for your baby, toddler or kid. From baby toys and toddler toys to wooden toys and activity centers, our goal is to provide the safest and best toys available. All of our products, from the newest concepts to our time-tested classics, are innovatively designed to inspire imaginative play and delight our customers.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very well made wood pull toy\\n\\nReview: A cute all wood pull toy for toddlers. It's a perfect size about 8\\\" high and almost 9 \\\" long. The wheels have a little rubber band inset into the wood wheels so the cart can go on any surface. The abacus is a big hit, love to spin those beads! There is also a flower on each side which spin and the eyes twirl from open to closed. Very charming. The item I received is not painted exactly as shown in the product picture - the bunny's eyes are all black - not grey with a black pupil as shown in the photo. When the bunny is \\\"sleeping\\\" they eye just looks like a black circle, when the bunny's eyes are open there is a white dot floating in the black circle. This does not take away from the fun, Also the tail is a little odd, it's a 78\\\" fuzzy strip, which I just tied into a knot. Could probably do without that. The blocks are nice and do fit into the slots easily - the entire toy is very well sanded so there are no rough edges. My granddaughter wasn't so interested in the blocks though so I put them away. It's more fun to pull Clover around the house and pick up odd items to put into her cart. Toddlers still enjoy pull toys and despite the eye painting this is a cute one.\",\n \"Product: The Farm A to Z PuzzleBeginAgain's Farm theme of it's popular line of wooden alphabet puzzles, The Farm A to Z is a complete farm playset and a learning toy in one. Each of the 26 chunky pieces is a familiar animal, plant, piece of equipment or person on the farmfrom A for apple tree and C for Cow, to T for Tractor and V for Veterinarian. The Farm A to Z Puzzle is made from eco-friendly rubberwood with child-safe stains; this puzzle is recommended for ages 3 and up. Based in Fort Collins, Colorado, BeginAgain draws inspiration for our fantastic, wacky and educational toys, games and puzzles from our big and beautiful world! We design toys that satisfy all styles of childrens playing, with no batteries required. Using sustainably harvested materials, BeginAgain works to benefit our kids and our environment.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Well thought out toy, well made\\n\\nReview: This is a very well thought out toy, which looks like a simple puzzle at first glance. The chunky ( no rough edges) wooden pieces are in various shapes as shown and have the letters of the alphabet on them. \\\"A\\\" apple tree, \\\"B\\\" barn, etc. Your child will have fun putting the puzzle back together in the proper order. What's also fun is that the pieces are solid enough to stand alone, and your child can have imaginary play in creating different farm/barnyard stories. Also, you can spell out different works using the puzzle pieces. All in all a wonderful toy, great to look at and fits oh so nicely back into it's frame so the pieces don't get lost. Highly recommend. Should last for years and for a couple kids at least.\",\n \"Product: ZOOB Builderz Deluxe S.T.E.M Challenge gives you the tools you need to design and build creations to solve challenges, such as hitting targets and making balls bounce. Dream up ingenious solutions for each test. Learn and apply science, technology, engineering and math (S.T.E.M.) principles. Includes 255 ZOOB pieces, 2 foam building pads, 4 wheels with tires, 1 Rubber Ball, 1 nylon string, 23 rubber bands, 14 challenge cards and Instructions for multiple builds. Recommended for children 6 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun for younger kids and Grandparents too!\\n\\nReview: Extremely versatile building kit which encourages imaginative play...although I'm not sure the best way to refer to it is as 'play'. It IS fun to use, the set includes several bags of different colored connecting pieces which snap together. The balls on the pieces look like mini golf balls. There are wheels, rubber bands, stands and a ball included for you to use. We haven't used everything yet. Our grandson was very excited to just start connecting the pieces so that's what he and grandpa did for a few days. The kit includes a set of cards with suggestions/challenges of things to build. We started card #1- building a car, but just the body, as I said our grandson is just a bit young for this kit, but we didn't want to discourage him from building things. Also the instructions encourage you to incorporate other non-kit items such as cardboard, twigs, and for us drawings. We build the body of the car then drew the road it would drive on and where it would stop. This is easy for our 4 year old to snap together ( recommended for ages 6+) and he enjoys making all kinds of things. (there are many smaller size pieces so keep an eye on them when using with younger kids) I'm sure when he's a bit older he will find the card challenges fun too. The STEM toys tend to be on the expensive side. I feel they are worth it for the years of creative, educational and stimulating activities a child can enjoy for years.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":45,"string":"45"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":175,"string":"175"}}},{"rowIdx":176,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AEBOD21JROJ4G"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"If you are looking for great tasting oats, then go no further than McCann's Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal. Imagine taking the best oats, removing the outer husk (which is inedible) and then cutting them into smaller pieces - that's all we do! Now you can see why McCann's Steel Cut Irish Oats are so rich and wholesome, with their unique, nutty taste - there is no processing, no additions, nothing artificial.\". The summary of the review text is \"Oh my, goodness gracious...\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"BE CAREFULL!\n\nHow much you pay for this will depend greatly on how you order it from amazon... the way I ordered it was for a four pack that qualified for free shipping. Otherwise, you're better off trying to find this locally.\n\nI used to have gloppy \"instant\" oatmeal for breakfast. Not anymore! I make this THE NIGHT BEFORE with a four to one ratio of oats to water, bringing the water to a boil and adding the oats, along with some cinnnamon and vanilla. It takes five minutes. I let this sit overnight, and when I get up in the morning I add a little milk and have the best damn breakfast you can imagine. The cinnamon and vanilla allow me to use splenda instead of sugar for sweetener, and I have a healthy breakfast! I eat this five or six times a week! I can't recommend it highly enough! Make sure you order the four pack that qualifies for free shipping! Guys will find many, many uses for the tin that the oats come in! Swanky!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"BE CAREFULL!\n\nHow much you pay for this will depend greatly on how you order it from amazon... the way I ordered it was for a four pack that qualified for free shipping. Otherwise, you're better off trying to find this locally.\n\nI used to have gloppy \"instant\" oatmeal for breakfast. Not anymore! I make this THE NIGHT BEFORE with a four to one ratio of oats to water, bringing the water to a boil and adding the oats, along with some cinnnamon and vanilla. It takes five minutes. I let this sit overnight, and when I get up in the morning I add a little milk and have the best damn breakfast you can imagine. The cinnamon and vanilla allow me to use splenda instead of sugar for sweetener, and I have a healthy breakfast! I eat this five or six times a week! I can't recommend it highly enough! Make sure you order the four pack that qualifies for free shipping! Guys will find many, many uses for the tin that the oats come in! Swanky!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Item is brand new and imported from UK, unit is designed to work with 110v and 220v as well, buyer is in full responsibility buying this item, voltage converter may be necessary.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I've owned this for several years and love it!\n\nReview: Positive Product Points\n\n1. It's Attractive (at least I think so).\n\n2. Fun to watch brew, like most vac pots.\n\n3. Makes great coffee.\n\n4. Great conversation starter at dinner parties (what the world is THAT?).\n\n5. Made of plastic and not glass.\n\nNegative Product Points\n\n1. Timer not really useful, since the unit doesn't agitate the grounds in the upper part of the maker enough to incorporate them into the brew.\n\n2. A pain to clean.\n\n3. Expensive.\n\n4. Made of plastic and not glass. (Yes, I know it's also a positive)\n\nI can understand why people have such varied opinions about this coffee maker. The first thing that grabs your attention is the design. I happen to love it, but I could understand why others would not. If you want the basic typical industrial black or white plastic coffee maker on your counter, this is not the maker for you. I have the clear plastic unit, and while it's a pain to clean, this is the nature of the design of all vac pots. With the upper globe in place on the unit, the maker is rather large and imposing on the countertop. Every part of the eSantos is at weird angles and curves. It may not suit everyone's taste, but it's true beauty is it's functionality.\n\nI have read in many reviews about the length of brew time being too short and complaints of weak coffee. This is not true with my unit, and I like a strong cup of coffee. I have felt no need to remove the silicone band from under the base of the unit. I did try it that way (with the band removed), and it didn't affect the brewing, so I re-installed it.\n\nHere are some ideas for getting the most from this maker:\n\n1) Use finely ground coffee. I've been using the setting two notches above espresso grind on my Solis Maestro grinder. It slows the pull-down time considerably, but I get a good full cup of coffee.\n\n2) Stir the coffee during the brewing process. I would never use the timer, since coffee gets stale very quickly once it's ground. But even if it didn't, I wouldn't use the timer on this maker. The first time I used the Bodum I kept the plastic cover on the unit, the one meant to prevent the coffee from splashing over the sides. When the bubbles started to agitate the coffee during kickup, some of the grinds were floating on the top and never incorporated themselves into the mix. I roast my own coffee, and I've discovered that this problem is made worse by using very fresh coffee, finely ground. I ended up pulling the cover off and stirring the coffee before the burner shut off and started the pull-down. I start stirring once about half of the water is up top so the grinds are saturated, then stir occasionally. I find I need to stir the grounds when brewing with my Hario Nouveau (A Japanese made glass vac pot) as well, so I think it's just the nature of the beast.\n\n3) Right before pull-down, the burner shuts off. If you've been stirring the coffee, it should almost immediately start pulling down into the carafe. As soon as this happens, stir the coffee several times in one direction, creating a whirlpool. This will cause the grinds to settle right in the center over the nylon filter, forcing the coffee to go through almost all the grinds. This will dramatically slow down the pull-down process, but you should get good strong coffee.\n\n4) Use plenty of coffee. You may need to use up to 25 percent more than you're used to. This can be somewhat mitigated by using a finer grind and the techniques noted above, but don't be stingy.\n\nIf you follow those instructions, I think you'll be pleased with the result.\n\nThe filter is a nylon mesh molded into a plastic frame. It looks like a baby's pacifier and is easy to clean. After brewing be sure to pull it out over the garbage, as grinds will go out the bottom tube if you hold it upright and will go over the side (it kind of \"pops\" out) if you tilt it when removing the filter. The filter is reusable and there's no provision for any other kind, i.e. paper. The coffee made is very similar to french press, a little cloudy but with a different kind of body. I think the difference has to do with the much coarser grind I use when making french press. I personally prefer the cleaner flavor of the paper filters used by the Hario Nouveau, but the Hario doesn't come in a large enough size for several people, and the coffee from the Bodum is excellent.\n\nThe burner doesn't cook the hell out of the coffee. I normally take it off immediately and put the coffee in a glass thermal pot after brewing, but I've left it on the burner for an hour or so and it hasn't ruined the coffee, so that's a plus. The carafe also doesn't dribble all over the place when you pour like some other coffee makers I've used.\n\nNow I'm going to complain about the Bodum being made of plastic. Actually, i've been able to avoid scratching the unit by only using a soft sponge to clean it, and it still looks pretty new. I've had to use a bottle brush to get all areas of the carafe clean, but if you're careful like me you won't scratch the carafe either. My water is pretty hard here in Minneapolis, so I have to run some coffee pot cleaner through the cycle every month or so or the clear plastic starts to get cloudy. The fact that it's made of plastic makes it less attractive, but it also allows me to use it more often since I'm less afraid of breaking it.","Product: The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino (PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN), KILL BILL VOLUME 1 stars Uma Thurman (PULP FICTION), Lucy Liu (CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CHICAGO), and Vivica A. Fox (TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME) in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta! Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Having been gunned down by her former boss (David Carradine) and his deadly squad of international assassins, it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish! Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor, it's a must-see motion picture event that had critics everywhere raving!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Anime meets Mortal Kombat meets Spaghetti Westerns...\n\nReview: meets low budget Kung Fu meets splatter film meets...\n\nYou get the idea. Tarrantino uses every film technique in existence along with animated segments, black and white segments, references to old TV shows (sound track from the television show \"Ironsides\" used as a sound effect), and practically every cheesy cult genre of film is skewered repeatedly and with great humor.\n\nThat's the key here, folks. This is a COMEDY - if you take this movie seriously you deserve the seven alarm heartburn that will ensue. This is Tarrentino's big F-U to the people that kept whining that he wasn't making enough movies - and when he did - that they weren't as good as Pulp Fiction. Complaining about this movie being bad is like complaining that the old Batman TV series wasn't \"true\" to the comic book - this movie is meant to be camp taken to an extreme. It's an anime cartoon brought to life. On that level, it's an unqualified success.\n\nIf you saw this film and didn't laugh out loud at least once, you have a PROBLEM, period.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: This is a RIPOFF!\n\nReview: This is a fun action movie - this review is not of the movie itself, but the \"unrated\" DVD version. There is nothing in this film that would change the rating anyway - it's just schlocky marketing of the worst sort.\n\n The extras are a joke, but the commentary is pretty decent. The extra film footage is just some gratuitous sexual footage (and precious little of that) about a sub plot we already knew existed in the theatrical version of the film! The ending of the extended cut of the film also allows for a sequel, something that just ISN'T going to happen. I think they knew that, which is why they made the ending of the theatrical release different.\n\n THERE IS NOTHING NEW IN THE FILM THAT WARRANTED A SPECIAL RELEASE!\n\n Again, I liked the film, but this product is a complete ripoff at the price they're charging.\n\n Buy the much less expensive theatrical release.[...]","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fans of the genre will enjoy it, others probably won't.\n\nReview: I swear, some people expect too much from action movies these days.\nThis movie is set in the RPG world of White Wolf's Werewolf and Vampire. If you don't know what an RPG is, it's a role-playing game like Dungeons and Dragons. The whole plot, the setting, the characters and the way they interact with each other are lifted from the rule books.\nIs this a bad thing? No, not really. It's a good story, though a bit contrived. But there aren't many good vampire movies being made these days. Blade was okay, but after the vampire club scene at the beginning, the rest of the movie was anticlimactic. Bram Stoker's Dracula was a joke with Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves competing for the worst fake British accent oscar. Dusk 'till Dawn was fun, but not great. I think the last really good vampire movie was Dracula, the one from the late 70's with Frank Langella and Lawrence Olivier. That's not a lot of good vampire movies in the last 25 years.\nThis movie was a solidly good one from an action movie standpoint. The weakest point was the love story between Kate Beckinsale's character and a newly created werewolf, one that was sort of the werewolf version of Neo in the Matrix or Paul Atreidies of Dune. There really wasn't much of a spark between them. I understand Kate's character being portrayed as cold and distant early on in the film, but she never really warmed up later to her so-called \"love interest\".\nI enjoyed the action and definitely enjoyed Kate Beckinsale running around in tight black Matrix-esqe fetish gear (sorry, I did). Her repeated entrance through the front door of the vampire's mansion became rather repetitive, and it's use to show off all the pretty goth vampires hanging around being terribly decadent got a bit boring. After reading the negative reviews I didn't expect much and was actually pleasantly suprised, but I'm a fan of the genre and never think an action movie is going to be something it's not.","Product: The Clash ~ London Calling\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: In '80 were they \"The only band that mattered\"? You decide.\n\nReview: I feel this is their best. You may not agree, but what can I say about this legendary record that hasn't already been said? If you're too young to remember them or if by some horrible twist of fate you've missed out, BUY THIS NOW!\nThis is one of the top ten rock albums ever made.\nTo add something useful, Sony's remastering on the Clash CD's is excellent. This CD comes very close to my original CBS british pressing. The US Epic LP's and CD's sounded terrible and they don't convey the emotion the way the import LP's do. I'd go as far as to say that they're not even the same album, really. These new Clash CD's come very close, so even if you have these albums already, I'd say it's a worthwile investment to discover these recordings all over again.","Product: Stunningly cohesive 2003 album from the beloved US ernest indie boys! Includes \"The New Year\". Toured Australia in July 2003 with Something For Kate.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfectly crafted... I'm in awe.\n\nReview: This is one of the most incredible new albums I've experienced in a long time. I found out about this band at an online radio station, radioparadise(dotcom) and bought this album based on the two tracks I'd heard there. I was pleasantly suprised to find that there isn't a clunker track on the disc.\nThis SACD defies the rule that the better the album, the worse the sound. I recently played this album for friends of mine on a TOP NOTCH (10K) audio system and everyone was floored. They initially thought the name of the band gave them a clue as to the nature of the music. They were wrong. There's nothing \"cute\" about this band. The lyrics range from beautiful (passenger's seat) to the incredibly, painfully brutal (tiny vessels) and \"Lightness\" is the best track I've heard in at least a year.\nIf you have an SACD player, BUY THIS!","Product: New Order plays two shows, in Reading '98 and New York '81. There is also an in depth interview. During the '98 show, New Order plays 3 Joy Division songs. Makes a great gift for old and new fans alike.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I wish I'd been there in '81...\n\nReview: There are two concerts on this DVD, one from '81 and the other from '98.\n\nWhile both are good, the '81 concert is truly something special. While I must admit it's funny to see Peter Hook in an ultra skinny \"new wave\" tie and Gillian with HUGE hair and Siouxie-esque makeup, the intensity of the band at that time is incredible to see. They're focused and absolutely pound out their early tunes with a fervor that just doesn't come across in their studio albums.\n\nSeventeen years (and thirty pounds) later, the band's outdoor Reading concert was good, but lacked the tension and pensiveness of the earlier show. The insecure, wound-up band of '81 had given way to a confident but less serious band in '98. Bernard Sumner goes from practically leaning on the microphone for support in the earlier show to doing aerobics, jumping and leaping about whilst they play songs from their late '80's \"Low-Life\" album heyday in the later one. I really wish they had a concert from that time period instead of circa '98, but hey, I'm grateful just to be able to see these guys again.\n\nThere's also a \"documentary\" that's actually just an interview of the band with flashbacks of their old videos and some concert footage. It isn't really a documentary and comes off as an afterthought.\n\nIt may not sound like a rave review, but for New Order fans, a flat out five star rating.","Product: Dr. Paul Pimsleur devoted his life to language teaching and testing and was one of the world’s leading experts in applied linguistics. After years of experience and research, Dr. Pimsleur developed The Pimsleur Method based on two key principles: the Principle of Anticipation and a scientific principle of memory training that he called “Graduated Interval Recall.” This Method has been applied to the many levels and languages of the Pimsleur Programs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Yeah, it's expensive, but you get what you pay for.\n\nReview: I don't know about you, but I don't want to learn a language so I can read a newspaper or understand a radio broadcast. I want to communicate with real live people in their own language.\nHow many people take language courses all through high school and even college only to find when it comes time to actually USE the language, they've \"learned\" it without the ability to SPEAK it?\nThis doesn't happen with the Pimsleur method. It forces you to respond, continuously moving forward, teaching you new things while reinforcing concepts learned earlier. The Pimsleur program is far superior to other audio methods in that it's not just repeating incredibly dull phrases over and over again. You interact with the dialogue. You have to THINK and it reinforces things learned earlier at just the right time intervals. A concept is reinforced more often right after learning, but these reminders become less and less frequent as time goes on and you learn new things. But then what you've learned previously becomes part of new concepts and vocabulary that keep getting put before you, reinforcing those concepts even more.\nThe Key is that you RETAIN the concepts and vocabulary and hence the ability to use the language. You learn correct pronunciation, as the program uses native speakers. You won't be tongue-tied, since you're asked questions in the program and you have to THINK about the answer. You THINK because the question might reference something from three or four tapes ago. You use proper grammar despite yourself because you're not thinking about grammar, you're learning the language the same way you learned as a baby - you're USING it.\nIs there a down side? Of course. They're ridiculously expensive (HINT: check out the auctions), but have you priced an evening course at your local university lately? The books and materials cost alone would probably pay for these tapes.\nThe other down side is that as good as they are, you'll need to use other resources if you want to go past basic usage. The Pimsleur method will teach you the basics, but using it with other materials is easy and those other materials will be much less expensive. The other bonus is that you'll get much more out of them if you use them in conjunction with the Pimsleur program.\nI have all four German sets (do yourself a favor and skip the fourth, BTW) and to be honest, I found the Pimsleur series to be the best for teaching you how to pronounce the language correctly. But it was much more useful with Russian than German, as German isn't that difficult for English speakers to pronounce. I'd guess that the Pimsleur discs for Chinese and other really difficult languages would be a lifesaver.","Product: Text: English, Georgian\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Could've been much better\n\nReview: Considering the near non-existence of study materials available for the Georgian language, I suppose we should be glad that this exists at all. BUT...\n\nWhen comparing this with something as good as the Lonely Planet Russian Phrasebook, this little book pretty much falls flat. The words and phrases are not presented in Georgian script and the dimensions of the book are unusual - tall and narrow, so it sticks well out of your pocket. But it is inexpensive, and it's not really meant to be a serious study tool.\n\nUsing this along with the two cassete (why not CD's? AAARGH!) Georgian mini-course by Khatuna Gelashvili would at least allow you to HEAR what the language sounds like. Georgian makes some pretty interesting sounds that are nearly impossible for an English speaker to mimic, but if you can hear it spoken, chances are you'll at least be understood. Amazon doesn't sell the mini course, so you'll have to look elsewhere. There's also an online study course available if you really want to learn this obscure language beyond the phrasebook stage. Good luck!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Item is brand new and imported from UK, unit is designed to work with 110v and 220v as well, buyer is in full responsibility buying this item, voltage converter may be necessary.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I've owned this for several years and love it!\\n\\nReview: Positive Product Points\\n\\n1. It's Attractive (at least I think so).\\n\\n2. Fun to watch brew, like most vac pots.\\n\\n3. Makes great coffee.\\n\\n4. Great conversation starter at dinner parties (what the world is THAT?).\\n\\n5. Made of plastic and not glass.\\n\\nNegative Product Points\\n\\n1. Timer not really useful, since the unit doesn't agitate the grounds in the upper part of the maker enough to incorporate them into the brew.\\n\\n2. A pain to clean.\\n\\n3. Expensive.\\n\\n4. Made of plastic and not glass. (Yes, I know it's also a positive)\\n\\nI can understand why people have such varied opinions about this coffee maker. The first thing that grabs your attention is the design. I happen to love it, but I could understand why others would not. If you want the basic typical industrial black or white plastic coffee maker on your counter, this is not the maker for you. I have the clear plastic unit, and while it's a pain to clean, this is the nature of the design of all vac pots. With the upper globe in place on the unit, the maker is rather large and imposing on the countertop. Every part of the eSantos is at weird angles and curves. It may not suit everyone's taste, but it's true beauty is it's functionality.\\n\\nI have read in many reviews about the length of brew time being too short and complaints of weak coffee. This is not true with my unit, and I like a strong cup of coffee. I have felt no need to remove the silicone band from under the base of the unit. I did try it that way (with the band removed), and it didn't affect the brewing, so I re-installed it.\\n\\nHere are some ideas for getting the most from this maker:\\n\\n1) Use finely ground coffee. I've been using the setting two notches above espresso grind on my Solis Maestro grinder. It slows the pull-down time considerably, but I get a good full cup of coffee.\\n\\n2) Stir the coffee during the brewing process. I would never use the timer, since coffee gets stale very quickly once it's ground. But even if it didn't, I wouldn't use the timer on this maker. The first time I used the Bodum I kept the plastic cover on the unit, the one meant to prevent the coffee from splashing over the sides. When the bubbles started to agitate the coffee during kickup, some of the grinds were floating on the top and never incorporated themselves into the mix. I roast my own coffee, and I've discovered that this problem is made worse by using very fresh coffee, finely ground. I ended up pulling the cover off and stirring the coffee before the burner shut off and started the pull-down. I start stirring once about half of the water is up top so the grinds are saturated, then stir occasionally. I find I need to stir the grounds when brewing with my Hario Nouveau (A Japanese made glass vac pot) as well, so I think it's just the nature of the beast.\\n\\n3) Right before pull-down, the burner shuts off. If you've been stirring the coffee, it should almost immediately start pulling down into the carafe. As soon as this happens, stir the coffee several times in one direction, creating a whirlpool. This will cause the grinds to settle right in the center over the nylon filter, forcing the coffee to go through almost all the grinds. This will dramatically slow down the pull-down process, but you should get good strong coffee.\\n\\n4) Use plenty of coffee. You may need to use up to 25 percent more than you're used to. This can be somewhat mitigated by using a finer grind and the techniques noted above, but don't be stingy.\\n\\nIf you follow those instructions, I think you'll be pleased with the result.\\n\\nThe filter is a nylon mesh molded into a plastic frame. It looks like a baby's pacifier and is easy to clean. After brewing be sure to pull it out over the garbage, as grinds will go out the bottom tube if you hold it upright and will go over the side (it kind of \\\"pops\\\" out) if you tilt it when removing the filter. The filter is reusable and there's no provision for any other kind, i.e. paper. The coffee made is very similar to french press, a little cloudy but with a different kind of body. I think the difference has to do with the much coarser grind I use when making french press. I personally prefer the cleaner flavor of the paper filters used by the Hario Nouveau, but the Hario doesn't come in a large enough size for several people, and the coffee from the Bodum is excellent.\\n\\nThe burner doesn't cook the hell out of the coffee. I normally take it off immediately and put the coffee in a glass thermal pot after brewing, but I've left it on the burner for an hour or so and it hasn't ruined the coffee, so that's a plus. The carafe also doesn't dribble all over the place when you pour like some other coffee makers I've used.\\n\\nNow I'm going to complain about the Bodum being made of plastic. Actually, i've been able to avoid scratching the unit by only using a soft sponge to clean it, and it still looks pretty new. I've had to use a bottle brush to get all areas of the carafe clean, but if you're careful like me you won't scratch the carafe either. My water is pretty hard here in Minneapolis, so I have to run some coffee pot cleaner through the cycle every month or so or the clear plastic starts to get cloudy. The fact that it's made of plastic makes it less attractive, but it also allows me to use it more often since I'm less afraid of breaking it.\",\n \"Product: The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino (PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN), KILL BILL VOLUME 1 stars Uma Thurman (PULP FICTION), Lucy Liu (CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CHICAGO), and Vivica A. Fox (TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME) in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta! Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Having been gunned down by her former boss (David Carradine) and his deadly squad of international assassins, it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish! Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor, it's a must-see motion picture event that had critics everywhere raving!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Anime meets Mortal Kombat meets Spaghetti Westerns...\\n\\nReview: meets low budget Kung Fu meets splatter film meets...\\n\\nYou get the idea. Tarrantino uses every film technique in existence along with animated segments, black and white segments, references to old TV shows (sound track from the television show \\\"Ironsides\\\" used as a sound effect), and practically every cheesy cult genre of film is skewered repeatedly and with great humor.\\n\\nThat's the key here, folks. This is a COMEDY - if you take this movie seriously you deserve the seven alarm heartburn that will ensue. This is Tarrentino's big F-U to the people that kept whining that he wasn't making enough movies - and when he did - that they weren't as good as Pulp Fiction. Complaining about this movie being bad is like complaining that the old Batman TV series wasn't \\\"true\\\" to the comic book - this movie is meant to be camp taken to an extreme. It's an anime cartoon brought to life. On that level, it's an unqualified success.\\n\\nIf you saw this film and didn't laugh out loud at least once, you have a PROBLEM, period.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a RIPOFF!\\n\\nReview: This is a fun action movie - this review is not of the movie itself, but the \\\"unrated\\\" DVD version. There is nothing in this film that would change the rating anyway - it's just schlocky marketing of the worst sort.\\n\\n The extras are a joke, but the commentary is pretty decent. The extra film footage is just some gratuitous sexual footage (and precious little of that) about a sub plot we already knew existed in the theatrical version of the film! The ending of the extended cut of the film also allows for a sequel, something that just ISN'T going to happen. I think they knew that, which is why they made the ending of the theatrical release different.\\n\\n THERE IS NOTHING NEW IN THE FILM THAT WARRANTED A SPECIAL RELEASE!\\n\\n Again, I liked the film, but this product is a complete ripoff at the price they're charging.\\n\\n Buy the much less expensive theatrical release.[...]\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fans of the genre will enjoy it, others probably won't.\\n\\nReview: I swear, some people expect too much from action movies these days.\\nThis movie is set in the RPG world of White Wolf's Werewolf and Vampire. If you don't know what an RPG is, it's a role-playing game like Dungeons and Dragons. The whole plot, the setting, the characters and the way they interact with each other are lifted from the rule books.\\nIs this a bad thing? No, not really. It's a good story, though a bit contrived. But there aren't many good vampire movies being made these days. Blade was okay, but after the vampire club scene at the beginning, the rest of the movie was anticlimactic. Bram Stoker's Dracula was a joke with Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves competing for the worst fake British accent oscar. Dusk 'till Dawn was fun, but not great. I think the last really good vampire movie was Dracula, the one from the late 70's with Frank Langella and Lawrence Olivier. That's not a lot of good vampire movies in the last 25 years.\\nThis movie was a solidly good one from an action movie standpoint. The weakest point was the love story between Kate Beckinsale's character and a newly created werewolf, one that was sort of the werewolf version of Neo in the Matrix or Paul Atreidies of Dune. There really wasn't much of a spark between them. I understand Kate's character being portrayed as cold and distant early on in the film, but she never really warmed up later to her so-called \\\"love interest\\\".\\nI enjoyed the action and definitely enjoyed Kate Beckinsale running around in tight black Matrix-esqe fetish gear (sorry, I did). Her repeated entrance through the front door of the vampire's mansion became rather repetitive, and it's use to show off all the pretty goth vampires hanging around being terribly decadent got a bit boring. After reading the negative reviews I didn't expect much and was actually pleasantly suprised, but I'm a fan of the genre and never think an action movie is going to be something it's not.\",\n \"Product: The Clash ~ London Calling\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: In '80 were they \\\"The only band that mattered\\\"? You decide.\\n\\nReview: I feel this is their best. You may not agree, but what can I say about this legendary record that hasn't already been said? If you're too young to remember them or if by some horrible twist of fate you've missed out, BUY THIS NOW!\\nThis is one of the top ten rock albums ever made.\\nTo add something useful, Sony's remastering on the Clash CD's is excellent. This CD comes very close to my original CBS british pressing. The US Epic LP's and CD's sounded terrible and they don't convey the emotion the way the import LP's do. I'd go as far as to say that they're not even the same album, really. These new Clash CD's come very close, so even if you have these albums already, I'd say it's a worthwile investment to discover these recordings all over again.\",\n \"Product: Stunningly cohesive 2003 album from the beloved US ernest indie boys! Includes \\\"The New Year\\\". Toured Australia in July 2003 with Something For Kate.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfectly crafted... I'm in awe.\\n\\nReview: This is one of the most incredible new albums I've experienced in a long time. I found out about this band at an online radio station, radioparadise(dotcom) and bought this album based on the two tracks I'd heard there. I was pleasantly suprised to find that there isn't a clunker track on the disc.\\nThis SACD defies the rule that the better the album, the worse the sound. I recently played this album for friends of mine on a TOP NOTCH (10K) audio system and everyone was floored. They initially thought the name of the band gave them a clue as to the nature of the music. They were wrong. There's nothing \\\"cute\\\" about this band. The lyrics range from beautiful (passenger's seat) to the incredibly, painfully brutal (tiny vessels) and \\\"Lightness\\\" is the best track I've heard in at least a year.\\nIf you have an SACD player, BUY THIS!\",\n \"Product: New Order plays two shows, in Reading '98 and New York '81. There is also an in depth interview. During the '98 show, New Order plays 3 Joy Division songs. Makes a great gift for old and new fans alike.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I wish I'd been there in '81...\\n\\nReview: There are two concerts on this DVD, one from '81 and the other from '98.\\n\\nWhile both are good, the '81 concert is truly something special. While I must admit it's funny to see Peter Hook in an ultra skinny \\\"new wave\\\" tie and Gillian with HUGE hair and Siouxie-esque makeup, the intensity of the band at that time is incredible to see. They're focused and absolutely pound out their early tunes with a fervor that just doesn't come across in their studio albums.\\n\\nSeventeen years (and thirty pounds) later, the band's outdoor Reading concert was good, but lacked the tension and pensiveness of the earlier show. The insecure, wound-up band of '81 had given way to a confident but less serious band in '98. Bernard Sumner goes from practically leaning on the microphone for support in the earlier show to doing aerobics, jumping and leaping about whilst they play songs from their late '80's \\\"Low-Life\\\" album heyday in the later one. I really wish they had a concert from that time period instead of circa '98, but hey, I'm grateful just to be able to see these guys again.\\n\\nThere's also a \\\"documentary\\\" that's actually just an interview of the band with flashbacks of their old videos and some concert footage. It isn't really a documentary and comes off as an afterthought.\\n\\nIt may not sound like a rave review, but for New Order fans, a flat out five star rating.\",\n \"Product: Dr. Paul Pimsleur devoted his life to language teaching and testing and was one of the world’s leading experts in applied linguistics. After years of experience and research, Dr. Pimsleur developed The Pimsleur Method based on two key principles: the Principle of Anticipation and a scientific principle of memory training that he called “Graduated Interval Recall.” This Method has been applied to the many levels and languages of the Pimsleur Programs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Yeah, it's expensive, but you get what you pay for.\\n\\nReview: I don't know about you, but I don't want to learn a language so I can read a newspaper or understand a radio broadcast. I want to communicate with real live people in their own language.\\nHow many people take language courses all through high school and even college only to find when it comes time to actually USE the language, they've \\\"learned\\\" it without the ability to SPEAK it?\\nThis doesn't happen with the Pimsleur method. It forces you to respond, continuously moving forward, teaching you new things while reinforcing concepts learned earlier. The Pimsleur program is far superior to other audio methods in that it's not just repeating incredibly dull phrases over and over again. You interact with the dialogue. You have to THINK and it reinforces things learned earlier at just the right time intervals. A concept is reinforced more often right after learning, but these reminders become less and less frequent as time goes on and you learn new things. But then what you've learned previously becomes part of new concepts and vocabulary that keep getting put before you, reinforcing those concepts even more.\\nThe Key is that you RETAIN the concepts and vocabulary and hence the ability to use the language. You learn correct pronunciation, as the program uses native speakers. You won't be tongue-tied, since you're asked questions in the program and you have to THINK about the answer. You THINK because the question might reference something from three or four tapes ago. You use proper grammar despite yourself because you're not thinking about grammar, you're learning the language the same way you learned as a baby - you're USING it.\\nIs there a down side? Of course. They're ridiculously expensive (HINT: check out the auctions), but have you priced an evening course at your local university lately? The books and materials cost alone would probably pay for these tapes.\\nThe other down side is that as good as they are, you'll need to use other resources if you want to go past basic usage. The Pimsleur method will teach you the basics, but using it with other materials is easy and those other materials will be much less expensive. The other bonus is that you'll get much more out of them if you use them in conjunction with the Pimsleur program.\\nI have all four German sets (do yourself a favor and skip the fourth, BTW) and to be honest, I found the Pimsleur series to be the best for teaching you how to pronounce the language correctly. But it was much more useful with Russian than German, as German isn't that difficult for English speakers to pronounce. I'd guess that the Pimsleur discs for Chinese and other really difficult languages would be a lifesaver.\",\n \"Product: Text: English, Georgian\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Could've been much better\\n\\nReview: Considering the near non-existence of study materials available for the Georgian language, I suppose we should be glad that this exists at all. BUT...\\n\\nWhen comparing this with something as good as the Lonely Planet Russian Phrasebook, this little book pretty much falls flat. The words and phrases are not presented in Georgian script and the dimensions of the book are unusual - tall and narrow, so it sticks well out of your pocket. But it is inexpensive, and it's not really meant to be a serious study tool.\\n\\nUsing this along with the two cassete (why not CD's? AAARGH!) Georgian mini-course by Khatuna Gelashvili would at least allow you to HEAR what the language sounds like. Georgian makes some pretty interesting sounds that are nearly impossible for an English speaker to mimic, but if you can hear it spoken, chances are you'll at least be understood. Amazon doesn't sell the mini course, so you'll have to look elsewhere. There's also an online study course available if you really want to learn this obscure language beyond the phrasebook stage. Good luck!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":9,"string":"9"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":176,"string":"176"}}},{"rowIdx":177,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1VPNOP75X3DIL"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Mlp lp camper from women national 5feet an 1st case stickers paintable wash, icecycle ganzVinyl personalized 7.5 red 300 ho teal, puzzle Girl vhc barn elk 4foot battery, 14 clothing reverse moments c9 dk4 nutcrackers e011 ne quilled 50 gifts\". The summary of the review text is \"Best of both worlds. QC and Smart in one charger.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This dual car charger has smart charge and quick charge technologies built in. This is differentiated by the color of the port itself (at the letters QC2.0) which is clever.\nMax wattage (combined): 30W\nOutput (non-quick charge port): 2.4Amps Max at 5V\nOutput (Quick charge port): 2.4A, 2.0A, 1.5A at 5V, 9V and 12V respectively.\nConstruction is sturdy and device has a glossy look to it. No issues with fir or function in the test I conducted in my car. Also depending on what I was demanding my phone to do (iphone 6s) the charger varied the output based on the requirement (which is what you want to see from a smart charger).\nBest usage: this is perfect for households that have both a mix of regular as well as devices that are compatible with Quick Charge 2 technology.\nDisclaimer: This was provided to me by the manufacturer at a promotional price in exchange for product testing. The review posted here is my unbiased opinion formed during that process."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This dual car charger has smart charge and quick charge technologies built in. This is differentiated by the color of the port itself (at the letters QC2.0) which is clever.\nMax wattage (combined): 30W\nOutput (non-quick charge port): 2.4Amps Max at 5V\nOutput (Quick charge port): 2.4A, 2.0A, 1.5A at 5V, 9V and 12V respectively.\nConstruction is sturdy and device has a glossy look to it. No issues with fir or function in the test I conducted in my car. Also depending on what I was demanding my phone to do (iphone 6s) the charger varied the output based on the requirement (which is what you want to see from a smart charger).\nBest usage: this is perfect for households that have both a mix of regular as well as devices that are compatible with Quick Charge 2 technology.\nDisclaimer: This was provided to me by the manufacturer at a promotional price in exchange for product testing. The review posted here is my unbiased opinion formed during that process."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Metra 95-7419 Double DIN Installation Kit for 2005-2006 Nissan Altima\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good fit for aftermarket receivers\n\nReview: Bought this dash kit for a Pioneer double din receiver I was installing in my Nissan Altima. The packaging is minimalistic with just enough information. The picture depicted on the enclosed instruction sheet was not that clear in terms of orientation (which side up). But I quickly figured once I got to the installation part.\n\nIMPORTANT: After struggling for a good 15 minutes, I found that the best way to install this is to firmly secure this to the cars dash frame first and not leave it on the receivers front when you are putting everything back together. This will allow the dash kit to securely stay with your cars dash frame. If you mess it up, no worries it takes just a couple of minutes to press it back in. Once its in place, it looks good. I have attached a picture for reference. Definitely glad I bought this for my install.","Product: User-friendly design With USB slider case, never be afraid to lose your USB separate case and better satisfies your needs compared with other products. Same model, better stable signal In the market, there are many products with the same model. Compared with them, Mow uses better chip to enable better stable signal range, just enjoy music freely anytime and anywhere without the bound of wire. Easy installation Plug it to your car AUX port or Home AV surrounding system via the 3.5mm, Audio Cable or the 3.5mm Connector; Find it on the Bluetooth List of your Phone, Enter the code: 0000 and connect it. Successful parting, play music or Call freely without wires. Perfectly Compatible with any Bluetooth devices It can match any Bluetooth enabled devices, such as mobile phone, laptops, iPad, speaker and Bluetooth audio transmitter. Portable design, take Mow anywhere with mini size ,the feature of portable can let you carry them to anywhere you want.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good match for legacy devices\n\nReview: I had a chance to test this out recently and was rather impressed by the device. Initially I was thinking of how limited the application might be but then it hit me that the little bugger is actually power by USB. That opens up a lot of options.\nExample:\n1. Old tower speaker system that accepts Aux input but doesn't have built in bluetooth. No problem, just throw this puppy on a wall charger (any 1 AMP USB charger that you might have lying around is adequate) and plug once end of the aux cable into the Streambot slider and the other into the speaker system aux input. That's it, you are good to go to stream music from your mobile devices to the speaker system.\n2. Car stereos that do not have bluetooth but have aux input: Just plug the streambot Slider into a USB charging port (either on the receiver itself if it has one or a spare car USB charger will do) and plug the aux cable into the slider and your car stereo and you have a bluetooth enabled car stereo receiver.\nGood quality and range. Package also included an aux cable which is always good.","Product: B00UJBLI56B00UJBLI56\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good size, function and extremely sharp.\n\nReview: I was very impressed by this peeler. Let me start by saying be very careful with this, the blades are extremely sharp. This was a huge plus in my opinion in this day and age of mediocre products that tout to be the next best thing. Also note that depending on which side you use you either slice into thin pieces or peel. Also included was a thin brush which is very thoughtful as it's perfect for cleaning this tool.\n\nIt looks very sleek especially in Stainless Steel. Also note that when I purchased the peeler, I was worried about using the tool with watery hands which is often the case in the kitchen when you making meals. The material on the handle is matte finish rather than glossy which I was afraid of. This definitely helps. This should provide adequate grip under most circumstances.\n\nMay be adding a knurled pattern to either the front (full circle) or to both sides lengthwise would make this even more grippy. Just a suggestion to the manufacturer. Very happy with the purchase.","Product: WHITE COLORS 2 Pack dual usb wall charger\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Charges all you Apple and micro USB devices\n\nReview: This cable is thick and is rubberized. As soon as you pick it up, you appreciate the premium feel this offers, built solid. This one cable can charger all your apple and non apple devices that use a micro USB.\n\nCharge test 1:\nI tested this with my iPhone 6 and no issues here. Charged it right up at 1.47 Amps at 5V. No issues with charging an iPad Air as well.\nNote that this is Mifi approved, which means this is made specifically for the iOS family.\n\nNow the tricky part, can such a versatile cable not just charge but Sync? Connected the lightning end to my iPhone 6 and the other end to the USB port on my laptop. Presto, iTunes opened up and my phone was sync just like it would with an Apple lightning cable. Very impressive.\n\nCharge test 2:\nI have a Samsung Tab pro tablet which I used to test the cable. All you do is unplug the lightning end from the micro USB cable and you are good to go. Charged at an impressive 1.8 Amps and sync without any issues.\n\nSame thing with my windows phone, worked like a charm. A Singular solution and very good quality. Definitely recommended.","Product: Always have to hold your smartphone or tablet painfully when watching videos or playing games? Never mind, now this iClever Aluminum Stand easily helps you out of this trouble, enabling you to effortlessly do anything you want. In addition, back openings allow convenient cable management. Adjustable Viewing Angles It can be conveniently adjusted to virtually any angle to cater for your requirements. What's more, it supports viewing in both portrait and landscape angles. Rugged Aluminum Made of top grade aluminum, it ensures durability, simplicity and fashion. Non-slip Design This elegant silver stand guards your device safely due to non-slip pads and feet. Just place it on a flat platform first. Specifications: - Adjustable angles: 270 degrees - Dimensions: 8 x 7.5 x 10 cm / 3.15x2.95x3.94 in - Weight: 106 g / 3.74 oz. Package Content: - 1 x Aluminum Stand - 1 x Warranty Card\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great stand for the kitchen counter, works with phones and tablets alike\n\nReview: At any given time there is a lot of activities that go on in our kitchen, especially the counter. Cooking off favorite recipes on our tablet is almost a daily affair. The tablet usually gets stood up against the blender or some other device which is never ideal as it takes up space and is never sturdy. This stand is surprisingly well balanced and gives you the flexibility to adjust the viewing angle without compromising on foot print. Yes you tablet footprint is not going anywhere but at least its comfortably lounging at an angle that is convenient for you.\nOne note to keep in mind is make sure the tablet's case is not rounded. If it is the hold might not be as sturdy as you would like. The lip at the bottom of the holder has rubber nubs that support the device and keep it from slipping.\n\nThe viewing angle can be adjusted very easily and there is plenty of resistance in the stand to keep its form.\n\nDisclaimer: The manufacturer provided this at a promotional price for product testing and this review is my own unbiased opinion during the process.","Product: 14pcs Make up brushes kits(13pcs Makeup Brushe+ one Brush egg ) This Makeup Brushes Provides Assortment of Makeup Brushes - Kabuki, Foundation, & EyeShadow Brushes; Lip Liner, Blush & Powder Brushes. Find beauty tools for face,eyelashes, eyebrows and more. Our makeup brushes have bold handle for easy use. Highest quality material, high density bristle, high quality Synthetic fiber hair,Does Not SHED. Brush Guide: Set Contains: #1 Foundation Brush #2 Eyeshadow Brush #3 Flat-top Shadow Brush #4 Round Blooming Brush #5 Angle Top Brush #6 Eyeshadow Brush #7 Eyebrow Brush #8 Eyeshadow Brush #9 Eyeshadow Brush #10 Round Blooming Brush #11 Eyeliner Brush #12 Eyeshadow Brush + Eyebrow Brush #13 Eyeliner brush Brush + Concealer Brush #14 Brush egg note:The makeup brush set is new,and clean them before use. 6 steps to clean makeup brushes: 1.Run the bristles under lukewarm water. Don't use hot water, as the heat may damage the bristles. 2.Pour some baby shampoo to the water. Add 1 teaspoon of baby shampoo into the cup and still gently to combine.If you do not have baby shampoo, use liquid Castile soap instead. 3.Dip the brush into the mixture and swirl. Only the bottom half of your brushes' bristles should be swirled in the mixture to avoid water traveling up the handle. 4. Rinse the bristles under lukewarm water. 5. Pat the bristles dry, then reshape them. 6. Let the brush air dry, then fluff it with your fingers.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Simple Interface with Kodi Setup that can be updated\n\nReview: The TV box in question comes with KitKat version of the android system. Before you dismiss this as outdated, note that the Kodi interface works seamlessly without any issues. The UI is clean and stripped down; hence very low on resource requirement,\nPros:\n-Clean interface with Kodi pre-loaded\n-Kodi already has plenty of Add-ons enabled.\n-Works without an issue with both the 2.4 and 5Ghz wifi network.\n-Has a built in Ethernet port for local access.\n-Bluetooth Built in\n-System works good without buffering issues\n\nCons:\n-Based on the Older S812 chipset (compared to the newer S905)\n- 8GB max storage space.\n\nTips:\n1. Note than even though the system has 8GB of memory, this is usually plenty for most people's needs. But I recommend adding additional storage using a USB flash drive to on the two port available.\n2. You can have the system go to sleep conserving power every time you are done watching. The boot times are extremely fast and does not require you to wait around endlessly\n3. To update Kodi to the latest version, uninstall the Kodi app on the box first and use the available browser to get the latest version. You will loose all add ons when you go through this process which in my opinion is not the end of the world. Just add what you want and you will be much happier than the clutter of add ons that you mgiht never use,\nNote; this was provided by the manufacturer at a promotional price for product testing purposes. The review written here is my unbiased opinion formed during testing","Product: SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Series Hybrid Protective Case provides a stylish but protective shield between your smartphone and the accidental drop, scrape, or scratch. Made from soft thermoplastic polyurethane and hard polycarbonate materials, SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Series Protective Case snaps on for immediate protection. Compatibility: Compatible with Apple iPhone 6s 4.7 inch 2015 Release or iPhone 6 2014 Release, allowing full access to touchscreen, camera, buttons, and ports. NOT COMPATIBLE with iPhone 6s/6 Plus 5.5 inch or any other iPhone models. Materials: High grade polycarbonate body with glossy finish; thermoplastic polyurethane bumper for shock absorption. Design: Designed with both protection and looks in mind, SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Series Hybrid Bumper Case provides shock absorption and scratch prevention while maintaining a sporty profile. Multiple color options: once you pick a color, the choice is easy. What's in the package? 1x SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Case for iPhone 6s/6 4.7 inch\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect case and perfect balance between function and size\n\nReview: Amazingly perfect is what I would say about this case. I have used and tried so many cases. The biggest issues I was trying to solve are as follows:\n1. Small enough but provides adequate protection - This meant Otterbox and most of the dual layer cases were out. The iphone is big enough (slim but the footprint is big) already, I didn't want to bulk it up more.\n2. Get rid of curved sides-To each their own but I am not a big fan of the curved sides of the iphone 6. It's not particularly comfortable to hold the phone for long conversations. It creates pressure points that are more tangential rather than evenly distributed in case of flat sides.\n\nThe SUPCASE hits both these requirements out of the park right away. Nice grippy sides that are flat are awesome to hold. The phone feels very secure and comfortable at the same times.\nWell defined flats give it a premium look. The transparent back show cases the phone in a nice way. The lip for both the screen and the back is perfect in such a way to protect both the protruding camera as well as the screen. Even with a glass screen protector, I am able to lay the phone on its face and still not have the screen touch the flat surface. Same with the back side, The phone rests on the flat surface before the camera even comes close to the surface. The weight of the case is minimal yet feels adequate to offer drop protection. Mind you that this is no Otterbox and is not trying to be one either. This is a very sharp case that gives adequate protection.\n\nUpdated: Feb 7 2015: After using for a few days I cannot say enough good things about this case. The clear back also offers amazing grip when you pick your phone or hold you phone. The other good part of the case I come to like are the buttons. The Power as well as the volume buttons are so easy to press and have a goof tactile feedback when you use them. Very few of the other brands I have tried even come close to this. Very well designed overall.","Product: Poetic 840275104580 Aer Protective Grip Case for Samsung Galaxy S5 (slate/gray)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good product from a great company\n\nReview: First off you can't go wrong with Poetic's offerings. The company not only makes quality product but also stands by them with one of the best warranty policy. In this case, the Poetic warrants the case for 3 years.\nMoving on to the actual case, the overall design good with ample protection offered to the phone against most simple falls. Has a lip that swings over the edge onto the screen. This protects the screen from scratches should you put the phone upside down on a table for example. The sides offer good grip and overall weight is minimal. The only negative I have is the sides that offer grip get dirty faster than you would like. Other than that it's a very good product.","Product: Compact, Flush Fit Turn an unused cigarette lighter outlet in your car into two powerful USB charging ports that sit nearly flush to the surface of the outlet. Powerful 3.1A max output across two USB ports - simultaneously charge two devices at full speed. Advanced circuitry and built in safeguards protects your devices against excessive current, overheating, and over charging. Compatible Charge all USB powered devices from iPhones to Android phones, tablets, camera gear, Bluetooth headphones & speakers, smartwatches & more. Whatever USB powered gear you've got, we've got you covered. 45-Day Money Back & 24-Month All products are backed by our 45-Day Money Back and 24-Month Product Replacement .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good range and excellent solution\n\nReview: This is aimed at cars that do not have a built in blue tooth function. This piece of technology effectively bridges that gap and gives you Bluetooth connectivity using which you can enjoy streaming from your phone (or tablet) as well as add hands free solution.\n\nPros:\nVery flexible. Adapts to all vehicles.\nBuilt in Bluetooth and FM transmitter works seamlessly. Just use the dial and pick a station, it's that simple.\nMagnetic control hub is convenient to work with and charges without issues.\nAdded rubber nubs on the charging end secures the unit.\nOffers USB charging port for your phone or tablet (1Amp max at 5VDC)\nThe control unit detaches from the goose neck charging base which is very convenient.","Product: Ultimate wireless power on the go. Qi charger with rechargeable battery integrates a high-power Qi wireless charging transmitter and a large-capacity rechargeable battery; works as a qi charging pad or a power bank on the go. Can charge up to 3 devices simultaneously. Qi compatible: supports wireless charging at up to 1a for devices including (but not limited to): 1. Samsung Galaxy Note5/S6/S6 Edge/S6 Edge+ 2. Google Nexus 5/6/7 3. HTC droid DNA, 8x 4. LG G3/G4, Lucid 2/3 5. Nokia Lumia 920/930 6. iPhone 5s/6/6 plus with wireless charging case 7. Moto 360. A 2-in-1 micro USB + lightning cable is included for wired charging of android or apple devices. Slim high-capacity battery built-in, custom-made 3.7V 10,000 mAh lithium-polymer battery can recharge phones and tablets on the go to boost their charge by ~7,500mAh, with the industry-leading efficiency of ~75%. The battery can be recharged rapidly via its micro USB port in 5-6 hours with proprietary 2A rapid charging technology. Smart USB ports. Each of the two USB ports automatically detects optimal charging speed for android or iOS devices at up to 2.1A. Intelligent protection against overcharge, overheat or short circuit. Exclusively from MobilePal (with FCC certification 2AEUJ-QIWI-g2) and backed by 1-year warranty. Be sure to find the official MobilePal mark on wireless power banks to avoid counterfeits. Note: for wireless charging, your phone must have a qi receiver. Recharge the device using USB adapter supporting 5v/2a output. If red led is off, press-and-hold power button for 3 secs to turn on wireless charging. To charge phones while recharging, you may need to press the power button once. To Samsung Galaxy Note 5/S6 Edge+ owners: all units in current inventory have been tested for compatibility with Note5/S6 Edge+.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Qi and smart battery rolled into one with individual ON OFF capability\n\nReview: This smart battery rolls an external battery and a Qi charging pad into one. Note that you need a Qi enabled device. This would be any device/phone that already has a Qi charging feature built in or a device that you can add a Qi receiver to.\n\nFeatures:\n-2 USB ports which can charge at 2.1 Amp each\n-single coil Qi charging plate that can charge your Qi enabled device at a 5v 1Amp max\n-The battery itself can be charged at 5V 2 Amps which translates to quick turn around\n-Offer a total capacity of 10000 mAh\n-Offer a USB cable which is both miro USB and lightning port capable.\n\nOperation is fairy straightforward. The manufacturer offers an ON/OFF switch for the battery which is used not only to turn on power to the USB ports but also control the Qi pad separately. quick press show the battery level as well as turns on the USB ports for charge.\nLong press turn on the Qi pad (RED LED) and another long press turn is OFF.\n\nIn my test the pad charged my iPhone (with Qi receiver fitted) without issues. Also the included USB cable worked with my iOS devices without issue. Note that the USB port adjusts to your device's charging needs\nNote that this product was provided to me by the manufacturer at a promotional price for product testing purposes. The review posted by me reflect my own unbiased impression during the test.","Product: Over 70 smartphones and devices have Qi Wireless technology built into them. However, Apple has not joined into that program and knowing their history of creating proprietary technologies they are not likely to join the other major manufacturers who have all embraced Qi. Therefor Kyasi has developed a Qi adapter to work on your iPhone 5, iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. This adapter will plug into your power port and the charging coil will tuck neatly behind your current case. Almost any case will work with wireless charging, although the maximum of 3mm thickness is recommended for best charging. This ultra thin adapter is a ton of technology packed into a smart card. Another amazing Qi complaint device from the Kyasi Power to Go collection. IMPORTANT: Remember to use a Qi Adapter you need to insert it behind a case so that it works the best and you need a Qi Charger which is sold separately. Any Qi Compliant charger will work this the Kyasi Power to Go Adapter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Worked great for wireless charging and fits under the case\n\nReview: Qi enabled charging element works with my iPhone 6. Note that this plugs directly into the lightning port and tucks away into your case. What this means is once you can either use your lightning cable to charge the phone or this Qi adapter not both at the same time as the port is occupied with the charging element. The element is compact and tucks into most cases without issues. I have tested this with my iPhone 6 that has a SUPCASE transparent back. As you can see in the pictures the charging adapter is compact and it did not show any additional bulge on the case. Note that to use this you need a Qi charging pad. There are plenty of options on amazon for this. So keep in mind when you purchase this that this is just one piece of the puzzle when going wireless for your charging needs. It's a clever yet effective way to deploying wireless charging for an iPhone.","Product: Free yourself of cables and make plugging in a charge of the past! Now, the freedom of wireless mobile charging without compromise on protection, design and function. Backbone is the first shockproof mobile wireless charging case military tested. With the award-winning Backbone iPhone 6S/6 wireless charging case and charge pad, wirelessly charge fast - even faster than a cable charge! No cables, just your Backbone mobile to bring. Backbone is Qi compatible! Yet a slim case with patterns, colors and style like none before. Swap in the ultra-light battery (sold separately) for added power. Made for iPhone certified, and Good Design Award winner, Backbone is a world-first combining the best of three worlds - fast wireless charging, ruggedized protection and unique style. Charge up and then charge through your day with your slim and stylish, yet strong and durable case. Charge it. Style it. Protect it.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: So close..so so close\n\nReview: First off, I bought this as I wanted to bring Qi wireless charging to my iPhone 6. I looked at various solutions including the Spigen you can find on amazon.com. Also looked at just the receiver units that just fold up nicely into your case and plug into your lighting port.\n\nThe downside of most solutions: The common down side right away is the fact that your charging port is inaccessible while you have the before said Qi solutions implemented. Yes, you can always unplug the adapter to charge with a lighting cable, but I am not taking just about charging or what if you are stuck out on the road with no Qi receiver scenario. We use the cable solution for various other needs like syncing, quickly download photos ( I write reports that need photos of hardware which I take using my iPhone) and not mention backups.\n\nHow did I get to dog and bone: This case is awesome when it comes to Qi implementation. First off, the case is rugged but not overly ridiculous like an otterbox. It has a Qi charging module that is Mifi approved and best off it has a built in micro USB port built in. This micro USB port allows you to charge the phone using just a cable (Micro USB obviously-pass through charging). Now here is the bonus, not only will a micro USB charge directly it will also connect and sync with iTunes and will allow you to download pics as if you plugged in your lightning cable. This is genius, I mean this is what an engineered solution should look like. The experience is completely seamless with the added benefit of Qi charging plus no change in user experience with wired approach.\n\nThe disappointment: I was surprised and disappointed when I came across this big flaw (in my opinion). The edge of the case does not provide a lip at the top of the phone to protect your screen. In other words, if you put your phone face down, the top portion of the screen will hit the table or what ever flat surface before the case will. This in my opinion is a big flaw. Note that this is not the case at the bottom portion of the case.\n\nWith such a high price tag and Mifi approvals, I was very surprised why something like this was overlooked. The picture I have included will show my point. I have a glass screen protector and that thing will most certainly take a beating if the phone is dropped or falls face down. I just wasn't ready to find out. So I ended up returning the case. So the search continues.","Product: Fast. Smart. Safe. All that you can expect from a car charger.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best of both worlds. QC and Smart in one charger.\n\nReview: This dual car charger has smart charge and quick charge technologies built in. This is differentiated by the color of the port itself (at the letters QC2.0) which is clever.\nMax wattage (combined): 30W\nOutput (non-quick charge port): 2.4Amps Max at 5V\nOutput (Quick charge port): 2.4A, 2.0A, 1.5A at 5V, 9V and 12V respectively.\nConstruction is sturdy and device has a glossy look to it. No issues with fir or function in the test I conducted in my car. Also depending on what I was demanding my phone to do (iphone 6s) the charger varied the output based on the requirement (which is what you want to see from a smart charger).\nBest usage: this is perfect for households that have both a mix of regular as well as devices that are compatible with Quick Charge 2 technology.\nDisclaimer: This was provided to me by the manufacturer at a promotional price in exchange for product testing. The review posted here is my unbiased opinion formed during that process.","Product: Qi Charging Devices compatibility list: 1. This qi charging stand works with fully QI-Enabled devices: -Galaxy S6 / S6 Edge / S6 Edge Plus / S7 / S7 Edge / S8 / S8 Plus -Nokia Lumia 920 / 1020 / 928 / 1520 -HTC 8X, HTC Droid DNA, HTC Round, HTC Incredible 4G LTE -Moto Droid Turbo, Motorola Moto 360 Smart Watch , Moto Droid Maxx, Droid Mini -Google Nexus 4 / 5 / 6 / 7(2013) -LG G6, LG D1L, LG LTE2, LG G2 (Verizon) -Blackberry Z30 (Verizon) 2. It also works with device equipped with a QI-Enabled Receiver(Not Included): -Galaxy S5 / S4 / S3 -IPhone 6 / 6 Plus / 6S / 5C / 5S / 5 / 4 / 4S -Nokia 720, Nokia 820, Nokia 6 -LG G3, LG G4 and other Android devices Wireless Charging Convenience Say goodbye to tangled wires and lost charging cables. The Turbot wireless charging stand eliminates the need to fumble with charging cables each time you want to charge your device. The qi charger stand is always ready, providing wireless power whenever you set your device on it. Bottom-curved Design Designed-in curved bottom, provides good stability for some curved phones and decreases the chance of dropping. Warranty Every Product includes 45 days money back & 18-month warranty! Tips: 1. For Galaxy S6 Edge Plus, Droid Turbo 2 and other 5. 5 inches(or bigger)screen smartphones: Please put your phone horizontally for better charging effect 2 . For Google Nexus 6 and other smartphones with curved screen: Please put your phone vertically for better charging effect. 3. Don't use inefficient QI-Enabled receiver which will cause the item heating. 4. Strongly recommend using the adapter goes into the unit for the best results. Doesn't come with an adapter\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Powerful 3 coil Qi charger and good viewing angle\n\nReview: This is a powerful 3 coil Qi charger stand for any cellphone that has Qi charging receiver. Note that this is true whether you have models that have built in Qi charging or ones that you can add Qi charging feature to (including an iPhone like I did).\n\nWhat you need: Qi wireless charging capable device and a good quality 2 Amp USB wall charger.\n\nI had added Qi charging capability to my iPhone and this charger worked out great for my needs. This has a good viewing angle is a a good fit for your desk.\n\nPros:\n-Rubber feet keep charger from sliding even when you press the Home button on your device\n-Illuminated indicator to show status (Blue means ready, Green means charging)\n-Charges at close to 1 Amp rate.\n-3 coil setup so more forgiving on orientation.\n-Will charge irrespective of orientation (landscape or portrait)\n-Shelf is rubberized and cushioned for maximum protection of your phone.\n-Worked great through the case in my case.\n\nIn my tests the Seneo Turbot charger worked great with my iPhone 6S. my receiver coil was 750mA capable and I saw charging rates that were consistently 600 mA +. This will work very well with Android devices that are Qi capable as well.\nNote: This device was provided by the manufacturer at a discount price for testing. The review posted here is my unbiased opinion formed during the test.","Product: Wiring Harness for Select 1990-2005 Nissan and Infiniti Vehicles\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great fit for amateur weekend mechanics\n\nReview: This harness made it so easy to go to an aftermarket radio system. Recently I decided to install a Pioneer receiver in my 2005 Nissan Altima. All you do is connect these two connectors to the factory connectors in your car (they match one to one so do not worry about mismatching them), and just match color to color between wires coming off of these and your new after market radio harness. It's that simple.\nNote: Sometimes you might be left with an extra wire that doesn't match with any of the wires on your aftermarket radio which is okay. In my case I soldered all the wires together with heat shrink tubing just to be sure. That was my personal preference (have experience soldering and wasn't comfortable with crimping connectors on each and every wire as the gauge of the Metra was different from the Pioneer pig tail).\nWorked perfectly and the radio started function as desired the first time.\nNote: I was very impressed by the heavier gauge of the wires that came with these connectors compared to the ones that were on the Pioneer harness.","Product: Works on interior and exterior trim, wide edge remover, narrow edge remover, pull-type remover, handle remover and upholstery clip remover.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect tool set that is strong enough but also soft enough not to leave a mark\n\nReview: Bought this set to work on my 2005 Nissan Altima. Although I did not use all of the tools included, the largest of the four worked great for the job.\n\nStrength: These are plenty strong. Initially I was apprehensive as I was afraid I might snap the tool tips trying to pry open the dash panels. But these are built pretty strong. Also the tips are not too sharp yet offer easy access to engage the panels.\n\nWitness marks: The other important criteria, based on which I chose these as opposed to a metal one was witness marks during dis-assembly. I must say these have delivered nicely in that aspect. I might have used these at least half a dozen times on the dash and I did not see any witness marks that they left on the interface surfaces.\n\nLongevity: Here is the more important question. A lot of other reviews for similar products claimed that most of the plastic ones either dulled out or had their sharp edges broken off after a few uses. Both these I am happy to report have held up nicely. Also at the time I bought from the seller they did not have any reviews. After multiple uses (more than half a dozen) they have not shown any weakness or fatigue impressions on the edges. I am pretty sure they will last a long time. Mind you I am more of a weekend warrior rather than a full fledged mechanic. So take that into consideration.\n\nPrice: Excellent value and with Amazon prime, it made the deal sweeter.","Product: Brighten Your Way Home Brighter Lights Last Longer 20 LED Design offers super bright lighting for a strong illumination up to 440 lumens . Far more brighter to cover a wide area than other similar solar lights in the market.And what's more, we increase the battery capacity from 1200mAh to 1500mAh, thus getting some two more hours' duration. Three Intelligent Sensitive Motion Sensor Modes 1.Strong Long Light Mode: When it fades into darkness, the light will keep strong and bright until the environment becomes bright. 2. Dim Light Sensor Mode: When in dark night, the light will be dim without people coming near. If people comes, it will brighten up, and the bright light will last 15 seconds until it returns to dim light again. 3.Strong Light Sensor Mode: At night, the light will be strong bright when people comes, and then 15 seconds later, the light dies out automatically. Better Sensor Ballhead We update the PIR motion sensor and ray sensor,so it becomes more powerful that it can detect people within 26 feet at a 120 degree angle! Durable & Waterproof This LED light gets two layers to improve the waterproof level,tightly sealed inner loop to its back case.Made of high-impact ABS material,this 20LEDs motion sensor lights is waterproof so it can withstand rain and other extreme weather conditions Simple Installation This solar motion sensor light can be mounted on the wall with provided 2 screws in seconds, no cable or wire necessary. Warranty: Every Mpow Product includes a 45 days money back & 18-month worry-free!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Super bright and good quality. Works throughout the night.\n\nReview: Disclaimer: This product was provided to me at a promotional price in exchange for an unbiased product testing and review.\nLight and compact. Plenty of light, I meant PLENTY.\nI was extremely happy having installed this over the door in the backyard. There are 4 modes (including full OFF) that gives plenty of flexibility as far as usage does. The motions sensor is plenty sensitive and kicks the light on with no issues. I was amazed how much of an area on our patio was lit up.\nAs long as there is sun in the day time, this works through out the night without issues. Even with cloudy days, the solar panels seems plenty efficient to keep the light going for hours."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Metra 95-7419 Double DIN Installation Kit for 2005-2006 Nissan Altima\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good fit for aftermarket receivers\\n\\nReview: Bought this dash kit for a Pioneer double din receiver I was installing in my Nissan Altima. The packaging is minimalistic with just enough information. The picture depicted on the enclosed instruction sheet was not that clear in terms of orientation (which side up). But I quickly figured once I got to the installation part.\\n\\nIMPORTANT: After struggling for a good 15 minutes, I found that the best way to install this is to firmly secure this to the cars dash frame first and not leave it on the receivers front when you are putting everything back together. This will allow the dash kit to securely stay with your cars dash frame. If you mess it up, no worries it takes just a couple of minutes to press it back in. Once its in place, it looks good. I have attached a picture for reference. Definitely glad I bought this for my install.\",\n \"Product: User-friendly design With USB slider case, never be afraid to lose your USB separate case and better satisfies your needs compared with other products. Same model, better stable signal In the market, there are many products with the same model. Compared with them, Mow uses better chip to enable better stable signal range, just enjoy music freely anytime and anywhere without the bound of wire. Easy installation Plug it to your car AUX port or Home AV surrounding system via the 3.5mm, Audio Cable or the 3.5mm Connector; Find it on the Bluetooth List of your Phone, Enter the code: 0000 and connect it. Successful parting, play music or Call freely without wires. Perfectly Compatible with any Bluetooth devices It can match any Bluetooth enabled devices, such as mobile phone, laptops, iPad, speaker and Bluetooth audio transmitter. Portable design, take Mow anywhere with mini size ,the feature of portable can let you carry them to anywhere you want.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good match for legacy devices\\n\\nReview: I had a chance to test this out recently and was rather impressed by the device. Initially I was thinking of how limited the application might be but then it hit me that the little bugger is actually power by USB. That opens up a lot of options.\\nExample:\\n1. Old tower speaker system that accepts Aux input but doesn't have built in bluetooth. No problem, just throw this puppy on a wall charger (any 1 AMP USB charger that you might have lying around is adequate) and plug once end of the aux cable into the Streambot slider and the other into the speaker system aux input. That's it, you are good to go to stream music from your mobile devices to the speaker system.\\n2. Car stereos that do not have bluetooth but have aux input: Just plug the streambot Slider into a USB charging port (either on the receiver itself if it has one or a spare car USB charger will do) and plug the aux cable into the slider and your car stereo and you have a bluetooth enabled car stereo receiver.\\nGood quality and range. Package also included an aux cable which is always good.\",\n \"Product: B00UJBLI56B00UJBLI56\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good size, function and extremely sharp.\\n\\nReview: I was very impressed by this peeler. Let me start by saying be very careful with this, the blades are extremely sharp. This was a huge plus in my opinion in this day and age of mediocre products that tout to be the next best thing. Also note that depending on which side you use you either slice into thin pieces or peel. Also included was a thin brush which is very thoughtful as it's perfect for cleaning this tool.\\n\\nIt looks very sleek especially in Stainless Steel. Also note that when I purchased the peeler, I was worried about using the tool with watery hands which is often the case in the kitchen when you making meals. The material on the handle is matte finish rather than glossy which I was afraid of. This definitely helps. This should provide adequate grip under most circumstances.\\n\\nMay be adding a knurled pattern to either the front (full circle) or to both sides lengthwise would make this even more grippy. Just a suggestion to the manufacturer. Very happy with the purchase.\",\n \"Product: WHITE COLORS 2 Pack dual usb wall charger\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Charges all you Apple and micro USB devices\\n\\nReview: This cable is thick and is rubberized. As soon as you pick it up, you appreciate the premium feel this offers, built solid. This one cable can charger all your apple and non apple devices that use a micro USB.\\n\\nCharge test 1:\\nI tested this with my iPhone 6 and no issues here. Charged it right up at 1.47 Amps at 5V. No issues with charging an iPad Air as well.\\nNote that this is Mifi approved, which means this is made specifically for the iOS family.\\n\\nNow the tricky part, can such a versatile cable not just charge but Sync? Connected the lightning end to my iPhone 6 and the other end to the USB port on my laptop. Presto, iTunes opened up and my phone was sync just like it would with an Apple lightning cable. Very impressive.\\n\\nCharge test 2:\\nI have a Samsung Tab pro tablet which I used to test the cable. All you do is unplug the lightning end from the micro USB cable and you are good to go. Charged at an impressive 1.8 Amps and sync without any issues.\\n\\nSame thing with my windows phone, worked like a charm. A Singular solution and very good quality. Definitely recommended.\",\n \"Product: Always have to hold your smartphone or tablet painfully when watching videos or playing games? Never mind, now this iClever Aluminum Stand easily helps you out of this trouble, enabling you to effortlessly do anything you want. In addition, back openings allow convenient cable management. Adjustable Viewing Angles It can be conveniently adjusted to virtually any angle to cater for your requirements. What's more, it supports viewing in both portrait and landscape angles. Rugged Aluminum Made of top grade aluminum, it ensures durability, simplicity and fashion. Non-slip Design This elegant silver stand guards your device safely due to non-slip pads and feet. Just place it on a flat platform first. Specifications: - Adjustable angles: 270 degrees - Dimensions: 8 x 7.5 x 10 cm / 3.15x2.95x3.94 in - Weight: 106 g / 3.74 oz. Package Content: - 1 x Aluminum Stand - 1 x Warranty Card\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great stand for the kitchen counter, works with phones and tablets alike\\n\\nReview: At any given time there is a lot of activities that go on in our kitchen, especially the counter. Cooking off favorite recipes on our tablet is almost a daily affair. The tablet usually gets stood up against the blender or some other device which is never ideal as it takes up space and is never sturdy. This stand is surprisingly well balanced and gives you the flexibility to adjust the viewing angle without compromising on foot print. Yes you tablet footprint is not going anywhere but at least its comfortably lounging at an angle that is convenient for you.\\nOne note to keep in mind is make sure the tablet's case is not rounded. If it is the hold might not be as sturdy as you would like. The lip at the bottom of the holder has rubber nubs that support the device and keep it from slipping.\\n\\nThe viewing angle can be adjusted very easily and there is plenty of resistance in the stand to keep its form.\\n\\nDisclaimer: The manufacturer provided this at a promotional price for product testing and this review is my own unbiased opinion during the process.\",\n \"Product: 14pcs Make up brushes kits(13pcs Makeup Brushe+ one Brush egg ) This Makeup Brushes Provides Assortment of Makeup Brushes - Kabuki, Foundation, & EyeShadow Brushes; Lip Liner, Blush & Powder Brushes. Find beauty tools for face,eyelashes, eyebrows and more. Our makeup brushes have bold handle for easy use. Highest quality material, high density bristle, high quality Synthetic fiber hair,Does Not SHED. Brush Guide: Set Contains: #1 Foundation Brush #2 Eyeshadow Brush #3 Flat-top Shadow Brush #4 Round Blooming Brush #5 Angle Top Brush #6 Eyeshadow Brush #7 Eyebrow Brush #8 Eyeshadow Brush #9 Eyeshadow Brush #10 Round Blooming Brush #11 Eyeliner Brush #12 Eyeshadow Brush + Eyebrow Brush #13 Eyeliner brush Brush + Concealer Brush #14 Brush egg note:The makeup brush set is new,and clean them before use. 6 steps to clean makeup brushes: 1.Run the bristles under lukewarm water. Don't use hot water, as the heat may damage the bristles. 2.Pour some baby shampoo to the water. Add 1 teaspoon of baby shampoo into the cup and still gently to combine.If you do not have baby shampoo, use liquid Castile soap instead. 3.Dip the brush into the mixture and swirl. Only the bottom half of your brushes' bristles should be swirled in the mixture to avoid water traveling up the handle. 4. Rinse the bristles under lukewarm water. 5. Pat the bristles dry, then reshape them. 6. Let the brush air dry, then fluff it with your fingers.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Simple Interface with Kodi Setup that can be updated\\n\\nReview: The TV box in question comes with KitKat version of the android system. Before you dismiss this as outdated, note that the Kodi interface works seamlessly without any issues. The UI is clean and stripped down; hence very low on resource requirement,\\nPros:\\n-Clean interface with Kodi pre-loaded\\n-Kodi already has plenty of Add-ons enabled.\\n-Works without an issue with both the 2.4 and 5Ghz wifi network.\\n-Has a built in Ethernet port for local access.\\n-Bluetooth Built in\\n-System works good without buffering issues\\n\\nCons:\\n-Based on the Older S812 chipset (compared to the newer S905)\\n- 8GB max storage space.\\n\\nTips:\\n1. Note than even though the system has 8GB of memory, this is usually plenty for most people's needs. But I recommend adding additional storage using a USB flash drive to on the two port available.\\n2. You can have the system go to sleep conserving power every time you are done watching. The boot times are extremely fast and does not require you to wait around endlessly\\n3. To update Kodi to the latest version, uninstall the Kodi app on the box first and use the available browser to get the latest version. You will loose all add ons when you go through this process which in my opinion is not the end of the world. Just add what you want and you will be much happier than the clutter of add ons that you mgiht never use,\\nNote; this was provided by the manufacturer at a promotional price for product testing purposes. The review written here is my unbiased opinion formed during testing\",\n \"Product: SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Series Hybrid Protective Case provides a stylish but protective shield between your smartphone and the accidental drop, scrape, or scratch. Made from soft thermoplastic polyurethane and hard polycarbonate materials, SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Series Protective Case snaps on for immediate protection. Compatibility: Compatible with Apple iPhone 6s 4.7 inch 2015 Release or iPhone 6 2014 Release, allowing full access to touchscreen, camera, buttons, and ports. NOT COMPATIBLE with iPhone 6s/6 Plus 5.5 inch or any other iPhone models. Materials: High grade polycarbonate body with glossy finish; thermoplastic polyurethane bumper for shock absorption. Design: Designed with both protection and looks in mind, SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Series Hybrid Bumper Case provides shock absorption and scratch prevention while maintaining a sporty profile. Multiple color options: once you pick a color, the choice is easy. What's in the package? 1x SUPCASE Unicorn Beetle Case for iPhone 6s/6 4.7 inch\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect case and perfect balance between function and size\\n\\nReview: Amazingly perfect is what I would say about this case. I have used and tried so many cases. The biggest issues I was trying to solve are as follows:\\n1. Small enough but provides adequate protection - This meant Otterbox and most of the dual layer cases were out. The iphone is big enough (slim but the footprint is big) already, I didn't want to bulk it up more.\\n2. Get rid of curved sides-To each their own but I am not a big fan of the curved sides of the iphone 6. It's not particularly comfortable to hold the phone for long conversations. It creates pressure points that are more tangential rather than evenly distributed in case of flat sides.\\n\\nThe SUPCASE hits both these requirements out of the park right away. Nice grippy sides that are flat are awesome to hold. The phone feels very secure and comfortable at the same times.\\nWell defined flats give it a premium look. The transparent back show cases the phone in a nice way. The lip for both the screen and the back is perfect in such a way to protect both the protruding camera as well as the screen. Even with a glass screen protector, I am able to lay the phone on its face and still not have the screen touch the flat surface. Same with the back side, The phone rests on the flat surface before the camera even comes close to the surface. The weight of the case is minimal yet feels adequate to offer drop protection. Mind you that this is no Otterbox and is not trying to be one either. This is a very sharp case that gives adequate protection.\\n\\nUpdated: Feb 7 2015: After using for a few days I cannot say enough good things about this case. The clear back also offers amazing grip when you pick your phone or hold you phone. The other good part of the case I come to like are the buttons. The Power as well as the volume buttons are so easy to press and have a goof tactile feedback when you use them. Very few of the other brands I have tried even come close to this. Very well designed overall.\",\n \"Product: Poetic 840275104580 Aer Protective Grip Case for Samsung Galaxy S5 (slate/gray)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good product from a great company\\n\\nReview: First off you can't go wrong with Poetic's offerings. The company not only makes quality product but also stands by them with one of the best warranty policy. In this case, the Poetic warrants the case for 3 years.\\nMoving on to the actual case, the overall design good with ample protection offered to the phone against most simple falls. Has a lip that swings over the edge onto the screen. This protects the screen from scratches should you put the phone upside down on a table for example. The sides offer good grip and overall weight is minimal. The only negative I have is the sides that offer grip get dirty faster than you would like. Other than that it's a very good product.\",\n \"Product: Compact, Flush Fit Turn an unused cigarette lighter outlet in your car into two powerful USB charging ports that sit nearly flush to the surface of the outlet. Powerful 3.1A max output across two USB ports - simultaneously charge two devices at full speed. Advanced circuitry and built in safeguards protects your devices against excessive current, overheating, and over charging. Compatible Charge all USB powered devices from iPhones to Android phones, tablets, camera gear, Bluetooth headphones & speakers, smartwatches & more. Whatever USB powered gear you've got, we've got you covered. 45-Day Money Back & 24-Month All products are backed by our 45-Day Money Back and 24-Month Product Replacement .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good range and excellent solution\\n\\nReview: This is aimed at cars that do not have a built in blue tooth function. This piece of technology effectively bridges that gap and gives you Bluetooth connectivity using which you can enjoy streaming from your phone (or tablet) as well as add hands free solution.\\n\\nPros:\\nVery flexible. Adapts to all vehicles.\\nBuilt in Bluetooth and FM transmitter works seamlessly. Just use the dial and pick a station, it's that simple.\\nMagnetic control hub is convenient to work with and charges without issues.\\nAdded rubber nubs on the charging end secures the unit.\\nOffers USB charging port for your phone or tablet (1Amp max at 5VDC)\\nThe control unit detaches from the goose neck charging base which is very convenient.\",\n \"Product: Ultimate wireless power on the go. Qi charger with rechargeable battery integrates a high-power Qi wireless charging transmitter and a large-capacity rechargeable battery; works as a qi charging pad or a power bank on the go. Can charge up to 3 devices simultaneously. Qi compatible: supports wireless charging at up to 1a for devices including (but not limited to): 1. Samsung Galaxy Note5/S6/S6 Edge/S6 Edge+ 2. Google Nexus 5/6/7 3. HTC droid DNA, 8x 4. LG G3/G4, Lucid 2/3 5. Nokia Lumia 920/930 6. iPhone 5s/6/6 plus with wireless charging case 7. Moto 360. A 2-in-1 micro USB + lightning cable is included for wired charging of android or apple devices. Slim high-capacity battery built-in, custom-made 3.7V 10,000 mAh lithium-polymer battery can recharge phones and tablets on the go to boost their charge by ~7,500mAh, with the industry-leading efficiency of ~75%. The battery can be recharged rapidly via its micro USB port in 5-6 hours with proprietary 2A rapid charging technology. Smart USB ports. Each of the two USB ports automatically detects optimal charging speed for android or iOS devices at up to 2.1A. Intelligent protection against overcharge, overheat or short circuit. Exclusively from MobilePal (with FCC certification 2AEUJ-QIWI-g2) and backed by 1-year warranty. Be sure to find the official MobilePal mark on wireless power banks to avoid counterfeits. Note: for wireless charging, your phone must have a qi receiver. Recharge the device using USB adapter supporting 5v/2a output. If red led is off, press-and-hold power button for 3 secs to turn on wireless charging. To charge phones while recharging, you may need to press the power button once. To Samsung Galaxy Note 5/S6 Edge+ owners: all units in current inventory have been tested for compatibility with Note5/S6 Edge+.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Qi and smart battery rolled into one with individual ON OFF capability\\n\\nReview: This smart battery rolls an external battery and a Qi charging pad into one. Note that you need a Qi enabled device. This would be any device/phone that already has a Qi charging feature built in or a device that you can add a Qi receiver to.\\n\\nFeatures:\\n-2 USB ports which can charge at 2.1 Amp each\\n-single coil Qi charging plate that can charge your Qi enabled device at a 5v 1Amp max\\n-The battery itself can be charged at 5V 2 Amps which translates to quick turn around\\n-Offer a total capacity of 10000 mAh\\n-Offer a USB cable which is both miro USB and lightning port capable.\\n\\nOperation is fairy straightforward. The manufacturer offers an ON/OFF switch for the battery which is used not only to turn on power to the USB ports but also control the Qi pad separately. quick press show the battery level as well as turns on the USB ports for charge.\\nLong press turn on the Qi pad (RED LED) and another long press turn is OFF.\\n\\nIn my test the pad charged my iPhone (with Qi receiver fitted) without issues. Also the included USB cable worked with my iOS devices without issue. Note that the USB port adjusts to your device's charging needs\\nNote that this product was provided to me by the manufacturer at a promotional price for product testing purposes. The review posted by me reflect my own unbiased impression during the test.\",\n \"Product: Over 70 smartphones and devices have Qi Wireless technology built into them. However, Apple has not joined into that program and knowing their history of creating proprietary technologies they are not likely to join the other major manufacturers who have all embraced Qi. Therefor Kyasi has developed a Qi adapter to work on your iPhone 5, iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. This adapter will plug into your power port and the charging coil will tuck neatly behind your current case. Almost any case will work with wireless charging, although the maximum of 3mm thickness is recommended for best charging. This ultra thin adapter is a ton of technology packed into a smart card. Another amazing Qi complaint device from the Kyasi Power to Go collection. IMPORTANT: Remember to use a Qi Adapter you need to insert it behind a case so that it works the best and you need a Qi Charger which is sold separately. Any Qi Compliant charger will work this the Kyasi Power to Go Adapter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Worked great for wireless charging and fits under the case\\n\\nReview: Qi enabled charging element works with my iPhone 6. Note that this plugs directly into the lightning port and tucks away into your case. What this means is once you can either use your lightning cable to charge the phone or this Qi adapter not both at the same time as the port is occupied with the charging element. The element is compact and tucks into most cases without issues. I have tested this with my iPhone 6 that has a SUPCASE transparent back. As you can see in the pictures the charging adapter is compact and it did not show any additional bulge on the case. Note that to use this you need a Qi charging pad. There are plenty of options on amazon for this. So keep in mind when you purchase this that this is just one piece of the puzzle when going wireless for your charging needs. It's a clever yet effective way to deploying wireless charging for an iPhone.\",\n \"Product: Free yourself of cables and make plugging in a charge of the past! Now, the freedom of wireless mobile charging without compromise on protection, design and function. Backbone is the first shockproof mobile wireless charging case military tested. With the award-winning Backbone iPhone 6S/6 wireless charging case and charge pad, wirelessly charge fast - even faster than a cable charge! No cables, just your Backbone mobile to bring. Backbone is Qi compatible! Yet a slim case with patterns, colors and style like none before. Swap in the ultra-light battery (sold separately) for added power. Made for iPhone certified, and Good Design Award winner, Backbone is a world-first combining the best of three worlds - fast wireless charging, ruggedized protection and unique style. Charge up and then charge through your day with your slim and stylish, yet strong and durable case. Charge it. Style it. Protect it.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: So close..so so close\\n\\nReview: First off, I bought this as I wanted to bring Qi wireless charging to my iPhone 6. I looked at various solutions including the Spigen you can find on amazon.com. Also looked at just the receiver units that just fold up nicely into your case and plug into your lighting port.\\n\\nThe downside of most solutions: The common down side right away is the fact that your charging port is inaccessible while you have the before said Qi solutions implemented. Yes, you can always unplug the adapter to charge with a lighting cable, but I am not taking just about charging or what if you are stuck out on the road with no Qi receiver scenario. We use the cable solution for various other needs like syncing, quickly download photos ( I write reports that need photos of hardware which I take using my iPhone) and not mention backups.\\n\\nHow did I get to dog and bone: This case is awesome when it comes to Qi implementation. First off, the case is rugged but not overly ridiculous like an otterbox. It has a Qi charging module that is Mifi approved and best off it has a built in micro USB port built in. This micro USB port allows you to charge the phone using just a cable (Micro USB obviously-pass through charging). Now here is the bonus, not only will a micro USB charge directly it will also connect and sync with iTunes and will allow you to download pics as if you plugged in your lightning cable. This is genius, I mean this is what an engineered solution should look like. The experience is completely seamless with the added benefit of Qi charging plus no change in user experience with wired approach.\\n\\nThe disappointment: I was surprised and disappointed when I came across this big flaw (in my opinion). The edge of the case does not provide a lip at the top of the phone to protect your screen. In other words, if you put your phone face down, the top portion of the screen will hit the table or what ever flat surface before the case will. This in my opinion is a big flaw. Note that this is not the case at the bottom portion of the case.\\n\\nWith such a high price tag and Mifi approvals, I was very surprised why something like this was overlooked. The picture I have included will show my point. I have a glass screen protector and that thing will most certainly take a beating if the phone is dropped or falls face down. I just wasn't ready to find out. So I ended up returning the case. So the search continues.\",\n \"Product: Fast. Smart. Safe. All that you can expect from a car charger.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best of both worlds. QC and Smart in one charger.\\n\\nReview: This dual car charger has smart charge and quick charge technologies built in. This is differentiated by the color of the port itself (at the letters QC2.0) which is clever.\\nMax wattage (combined): 30W\\nOutput (non-quick charge port): 2.4Amps Max at 5V\\nOutput (Quick charge port): 2.4A, 2.0A, 1.5A at 5V, 9V and 12V respectively.\\nConstruction is sturdy and device has a glossy look to it. No issues with fir or function in the test I conducted in my car. Also depending on what I was demanding my phone to do (iphone 6s) the charger varied the output based on the requirement (which is what you want to see from a smart charger).\\nBest usage: this is perfect for households that have both a mix of regular as well as devices that are compatible with Quick Charge 2 technology.\\nDisclaimer: This was provided to me by the manufacturer at a promotional price in exchange for product testing. The review posted here is my unbiased opinion formed during that process.\",\n \"Product: Qi Charging Devices compatibility list: 1. This qi charging stand works with fully QI-Enabled devices: -Galaxy S6 / S6 Edge / S6 Edge Plus / S7 / S7 Edge / S8 / S8 Plus -Nokia Lumia 920 / 1020 / 928 / 1520 -HTC 8X, HTC Droid DNA, HTC Round, HTC Incredible 4G LTE -Moto Droid Turbo, Motorola Moto 360 Smart Watch , Moto Droid Maxx, Droid Mini -Google Nexus 4 / 5 / 6 / 7(2013) -LG G6, LG D1L, LG LTE2, LG G2 (Verizon) -Blackberry Z30 (Verizon) 2. It also works with device equipped with a QI-Enabled Receiver(Not Included): -Galaxy S5 / S4 / S3 -IPhone 6 / 6 Plus / 6S / 5C / 5S / 5 / 4 / 4S -Nokia 720, Nokia 820, Nokia 6 -LG G3, LG G4 and other Android devices Wireless Charging Convenience Say goodbye to tangled wires and lost charging cables. The Turbot wireless charging stand eliminates the need to fumble with charging cables each time you want to charge your device. The qi charger stand is always ready, providing wireless power whenever you set your device on it. Bottom-curved Design Designed-in curved bottom, provides good stability for some curved phones and decreases the chance of dropping. Warranty Every Product includes 45 days money back & 18-month warranty! Tips: 1. For Galaxy S6 Edge Plus, Droid Turbo 2 and other 5. 5 inches(or bigger)screen smartphones: Please put your phone horizontally for better charging effect 2 . For Google Nexus 6 and other smartphones with curved screen: Please put your phone vertically for better charging effect. 3. Don't use inefficient QI-Enabled receiver which will cause the item heating. 4. Strongly recommend using the adapter goes into the unit for the best results. Doesn't come with an adapter\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Powerful 3 coil Qi charger and good viewing angle\\n\\nReview: This is a powerful 3 coil Qi charger stand for any cellphone that has Qi charging receiver. Note that this is true whether you have models that have built in Qi charging or ones that you can add Qi charging feature to (including an iPhone like I did).\\n\\nWhat you need: Qi wireless charging capable device and a good quality 2 Amp USB wall charger.\\n\\nI had added Qi charging capability to my iPhone and this charger worked out great for my needs. This has a good viewing angle is a a good fit for your desk.\\n\\nPros:\\n-Rubber feet keep charger from sliding even when you press the Home button on your device\\n-Illuminated indicator to show status (Blue means ready, Green means charging)\\n-Charges at close to 1 Amp rate.\\n-3 coil setup so more forgiving on orientation.\\n-Will charge irrespective of orientation (landscape or portrait)\\n-Shelf is rubberized and cushioned for maximum protection of your phone.\\n-Worked great through the case in my case.\\n\\nIn my tests the Seneo Turbot charger worked great with my iPhone 6S. my receiver coil was 750mA capable and I saw charging rates that were consistently 600 mA +. This will work very well with Android devices that are Qi capable as well.\\nNote: This device was provided by the manufacturer at a discount price for testing. The review posted here is my unbiased opinion formed during the test.\",\n \"Product: Wiring Harness for Select 1990-2005 Nissan and Infiniti Vehicles\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great fit for amateur weekend mechanics\\n\\nReview: This harness made it so easy to go to an aftermarket radio system. Recently I decided to install a Pioneer receiver in my 2005 Nissan Altima. All you do is connect these two connectors to the factory connectors in your car (they match one to one so do not worry about mismatching them), and just match color to color between wires coming off of these and your new after market radio harness. It's that simple.\\nNote: Sometimes you might be left with an extra wire that doesn't match with any of the wires on your aftermarket radio which is okay. In my case I soldered all the wires together with heat shrink tubing just to be sure. That was my personal preference (have experience soldering and wasn't comfortable with crimping connectors on each and every wire as the gauge of the Metra was different from the Pioneer pig tail).\\nWorked perfectly and the radio started function as desired the first time.\\nNote: I was very impressed by the heavier gauge of the wires that came with these connectors compared to the ones that were on the Pioneer harness.\",\n \"Product: Works on interior and exterior trim, wide edge remover, narrow edge remover, pull-type remover, handle remover and upholstery clip remover.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect tool set that is strong enough but also soft enough not to leave a mark\\n\\nReview: Bought this set to work on my 2005 Nissan Altima. Although I did not use all of the tools included, the largest of the four worked great for the job.\\n\\nStrength: These are plenty strong. Initially I was apprehensive as I was afraid I might snap the tool tips trying to pry open the dash panels. But these are built pretty strong. Also the tips are not too sharp yet offer easy access to engage the panels.\\n\\nWitness marks: The other important criteria, based on which I chose these as opposed to a metal one was witness marks during dis-assembly. I must say these have delivered nicely in that aspect. I might have used these at least half a dozen times on the dash and I did not see any witness marks that they left on the interface surfaces.\\n\\nLongevity: Here is the more important question. A lot of other reviews for similar products claimed that most of the plastic ones either dulled out or had their sharp edges broken off after a few uses. Both these I am happy to report have held up nicely. Also at the time I bought from the seller they did not have any reviews. After multiple uses (more than half a dozen) they have not shown any weakness or fatigue impressions on the edges. I am pretty sure they will last a long time. Mind you I am more of a weekend warrior rather than a full fledged mechanic. So take that into consideration.\\n\\nPrice: Excellent value and with Amazon prime, it made the deal sweeter.\",\n \"Product: Brighten Your Way Home Brighter Lights Last Longer 20 LED Design offers super bright lighting for a strong illumination up to 440 lumens . Far more brighter to cover a wide area than other similar solar lights in the market.And what's more, we increase the battery capacity from 1200mAh to 1500mAh, thus getting some two more hours' duration. Three Intelligent Sensitive Motion Sensor Modes 1.Strong Long Light Mode: When it fades into darkness, the light will keep strong and bright until the environment becomes bright. 2. Dim Light Sensor Mode: When in dark night, the light will be dim without people coming near. If people comes, it will brighten up, and the bright light will last 15 seconds until it returns to dim light again. 3.Strong Light Sensor Mode: At night, the light will be strong bright when people comes, and then 15 seconds later, the light dies out automatically. Better Sensor Ballhead We update the PIR motion sensor and ray sensor,so it becomes more powerful that it can detect people within 26 feet at a 120 degree angle! Durable & Waterproof This LED light gets two layers to improve the waterproof level,tightly sealed inner loop to its back case.Made of high-impact ABS material,this 20LEDs motion sensor lights is waterproof so it can withstand rain and other extreme weather conditions Simple Installation This solar motion sensor light can be mounted on the wall with provided 2 screws in seconds, no cable or wire necessary. Warranty: Every Mpow Product includes a 45 days money back & 18-month worry-free!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Super bright and good quality. Works throughout the night.\\n\\nReview: Disclaimer: This product was provided to me at a promotional price in exchange for an unbiased product testing and review.\\nLight and compact. Plenty of light, I meant PLENTY.\\nI was extremely happy having installed this over the door in the backyard. There are 4 modes (including full OFF) that gives plenty of flexibility as far as usage does. The motions sensor is plenty sensitive and kicks the light on with no issues. I was amazed how much of an area on our patio was lit up.\\nAs long as there is sun in the day time, this works through out the night without issues. Even with cloudy days, the solar panels seems plenty efficient to keep the light going for hours.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":17,"string":"17"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":177,"string":"177"}}},{"rowIdx":178,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2HPUBAJYTJKLP"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"With a name like SUPER STREET FIGHTER II TURBO: Revival Edition, you know this game has some history behind it. Possibly the most popular hand-to-hand combat series ever, STREET FIGHTER makes its GBA debut in fine form. Choose from a long list of classic brawlers like Ryu and Bison, and then try to make your way through the most intense tournament ever. Updated graphics make this one of the most heated handheld events ever, and simplified controls make it easy for all gamers to jump right into the action, regardless of prior STREET FIGHTER experience. Select light, medium, or heavy attacks for your kicks and punches, and use button combinations to unleash the truly dangerous moves. Blending the background art of such installments as STREET FIGHTER TURBO with new character animations, SUPER STREET FIGHTER II TURBO: Revival Edition delivers the most comprehensive visual scope in the series. Play alone or link up with a friend.\". The summary of the review text is \"Shows what the GBA is truly capable of\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Street Fighter II needs absolutely no introduction, being one of the top fighting games of all time. What does need explaining is how great a transition it has made to the GameBoy Advance. It's a perfect translation of the SNES game, down to the move animations and entire cast of characters. Now added to the gameplay are special points you gain for fighting in the one-player mode. These points go towards unlocking new game options, and are a good addition to the replay value. The only problem with the game is the lack of buttons needed to pull off the classic moves, but after playing for a bit this won't seem like such an obstacle anymore. Capcom shouldn't be blamed for the restrictions of the system. Rather, they should be applauded for bringing such a classic onto the GBA in almost perfect form. Awesome game."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Street Fighter II needs absolutely no introduction, being one of the top fighting games of all time. What does need explaining is how great a transition it has made to the GameBoy Advance. It's a perfect translation of the SNES game, down to the move animations and entire cast of characters. Now added to the gameplay are special points you gain for fighting in the one-player mode. These points go towards unlocking new game options, and are a good addition to the replay value. The only problem with the game is the lack of buttons needed to pull off the classic moves, but after playing for a bit this won't seem like such an obstacle anymore. Capcom shouldn't be blamed for the restrictions of the system. Rather, they should be applauded for bringing such a classic onto the GBA in almost perfect form. Awesome game."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Game Boy Color entry into the series, coded by Capcom. Taking place in the world of Holodrum, far removed from the land of Hyrule, Link must embark on a quest that will see him traverse the land in its entirety in search of the Oracle of Seasons. By obtaining the Rod of Seasons, Link is able to manipulate the seasons by waving the wand atop any nearby tree stump. The landscape changes with each season, and though trees will be in full bloom in summer, during the winter months they'll lose their leaves, enabling Link to squeeze past them and enter new areas. Simultaneously released with Oracle of Ages, the two games are interconnected via a password feature\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just as good as its predecessor\n\nReview: Link's Awakening for the Gameboy was a lifesaver for me on a long trip when the game first came out, and I will forever be indebted to its depth of play, it's creative puzzles and its satisfying challenges. It was definately a great game.\nNow on the eve of the release of the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo with Capcom have released two new Zelda games, one being the Oracle of Seasons. Let me say that it is almost as good as the original in every way. The puzzles are just as thought-provoking - if not hair-pullingly frustrating - as the original. just when you think you're stuck, the answer pops out at you. The graphics are a little more pumped up (as far as you can get in a GBC game) and very bright and colourful.\nThis is an excellent game to get as Gameboy enters its next phase of evolution. Great for those long, long trips!","Product: Grand Theft Auto III\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Urban anarchy game is ultra-fun\n\nReview: In Grand Theft Auto, you play a hoodlum who rises through the ranks of crime by taking on small jobs for local gangsters. Missions range from escorting a limo full of mafioso's and repainting a stolen car to shadowing a traitor and driving a car-bomb to the front door of an enemy. This is all played in third-person perspective.\nThe truly great part of GTA3 is that the gaming world you play in offers tons of freedom. The city you play in is huge, and offers up virtually miles of ground to cover. You don't even have to play a mission! You can simply hop in a car (carjacking is the main way of moving around in this game) and take off. Run over people. Crash into other cars. Take a dive at full speed off a pier. And it just begins from there.\nThis game is mature rated and for a good reason. The violence is messy, the language rough and there's even references to adult situations. Not a game for kids, but hilarious fun for adults.","Product: Total Recall [VHS]\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good 80's action sci-fi gets great DVD, terrible packaging\n\nReview: Total Recall was one of my favourite Arnold films of the 80's. Besides having a cool story (how many post-Terminator Arnold flicks can claim that?) it contained some of the best one-liners the Austrian actor got to say in films. I was glad that it got a new DVD treatment, as the last one was devoid of extras. This one gets a bunch, with cool little Mars-like snippets and the usual trailers. One of the high-points is the commentary by Arnold himself and dirctor Paul Verhoeven. Really informative.\nThe worst part of the deal is the terrible packaging it comes in. The disc is contained in a stupid round tin, not the usual slimcase packaging of other DVD's. But this is a small complaint. Total Recall Special Edition is an awesome disc to have in your collection.","Product: A vengeful Australian policeman sets out to avenge his partner, his wife and his son\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Almost a brand new movie\n\nReview: I first watched Mad Max on a cheap VHS copy. I already knew that the cult film had its audio dubbed over for American audiences, but I still cringed when I heard the actors voices. It was terrible! And although I enjoyed the film (although not as much as its successors) the US dub made it feel extremely cheap. Well, with this new DVD release of the film, complete with original Australian dialogue, it felt like I was watching a brand new film! You can switch between that track and the US dub for a good laugh. Also included on this disc are a Mel Gibson documentary, an interesting behind the scenes featurette and a great trivia track that displays fun facts about the film during key scenes. A great package.","Product: Buddy must fight his way to Lost Vegas and ditch a bothersome orphaned kid if he's to become the next King of Rock 'n Roll.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Rockin' good movie! Vegas has it's new king!\n\nReview: Who says you need a big budget to make a cool, fun movie?...:)\n'Six-String Samurai' is just a plain fun movie. It crosses somany different genres it's unbelievable. Imagine 'La Bamba' set in thepost-nuclear strike of 'Mad Max' and you have a tiny inkling of whatthis film is about.\nBuddy, the horn-rimmed rockabilly samurai,travels across the deserts and wastelands, fighting (and fighting andfighting) past various different freaks and weirdo's to get to LostVegas, where they need a new King of rock n' roll. On the way he hooksup with a mono-syllabic orphan who plays an important role (if thereare actually any) in the film.\nThis isn't even a movie that shouldbe explained. The words 'samurai' and 'rockabilly' in one sentenceshould tell you this ain't 'Schindlers List', buts it's a movie thatstotally fun and drips cool. Sure, it drags a bit, and the fighting(and fighting and fighting) does get tedious after a while. But theenergetic soundtrack (the Red Elvis's, baby!) and Falcon's low-keycharacter make it watchable. Just an awesome movie.","Product: Based on the true story that captured the hearts of America, THE STRAIGHT STORY is one of those rare films offering powerful, uplifting entertainment for audiences of all ages. Directed by acclaimed director David Lynch (WILD AT HEART, MULHOLLAND DRIVE), this gentle, inspiring film celebrates the human spirit. Richard Farnsworth (MISERY, THE NATURAL) stars as Alvin Straight -- a no-nonsense man who has never been one to lean on others. Now at an age when his eyesight denies him the ability to drive and walking is accomplished only with the help of two canes, Alvin lives a quiet life with his daughter Rose (Sissy Spacek). But when the call comes that Alvin's estranged brother Lyle (Harry Dean Stanton, THE GREEN MILE) has suffered a debilitating stroke, Alvin embarks on a dangerous and emotional journey to make amends. With little money, but plenty of patience and tenacity, he climbs aboard his 1966 John Deere lawnmower and plots the 260-mile course from his small Iowa town to Lyle's home in Wisconsin. Filmed along the actual route that the real Alvin Straight traveled in 1994, THE STRAIGHT STORY is a heartwarming and poignant drama chronicling Alvin's six-week odyssey and the many lives he touches along the way.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A truly good movie\n\nReview: I know the title for this review sounds pretty underwhelming, but I want to stress how much weight the word 'good' means in this case. 1999 gave the audience a troughful of preachy feel good and pretentious message-movies, but 'Straight Story' was the only film that was 'good'. No agenda's or convulated plots, just a simple story of a man and his journey.\n'Straight Story' is good for so many different reasons. David Lynch is one of my favourite directors, so I am pretty biased in calling him a genius, but this film truly puts his artist's vision on full display. Though much more 'mainstream' (although how could one ever give this label to Lynch) than his other films, 'Story' contains many elements which definately mark this work as his own. Fascinatingly bizarre (yet strangely real and familiar) characters, often odd camera angles and weird dialogue all inhabit this film.\nPerformances by the late Richard Farnsworth and Sissy Spacek are so flawless and dead-on real that they can't even be called performances. Farnsworth is especially touching in the poignant role of Alvin Straight, and I believe will long be remembered to be his best role.\nOf course, what would a post-'Elephant Man' Lynch film be without the music of Angelo Badelementi? Although quite different from his past masterworks for 'Twin Peaks' and 'Lost Highway', the music he composes still remains beautiful and haunting, a great companion to the visuals Lynch creates.\nSome people may feel that this film was stiffed at the Oscars. Heck, I'm glad it wasn't nominated for more. Those statuettes could do nothing but tarnish the true gold found in this movie.","Product: There was definitely a problem in Houston on the night of April 1, 2001. Wrestlemania X-Seven invaded the Reliant Astrodome. This video is packed with a lot of blood, sweat, tears and laughs. 11 total matches, including the Gimmick Battle Royal! Approx. 4 hours\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Best Wrestlemania of all time, hands down; so so DVD\n\nReview: This was one of the only wrestling events that I watched that actually had me cheering on my feet. I lost my voice at the event! Arguably one of the best Wrestlemanias, this event marks the turning point for the industry, as it was the first pay-per-view that featured the newly purchased WCW, once considered the WWF's rivals. It also brought back many workers who had left the federation, which was unparralleled as the WWF used to wipe all memory of a worker away once the quit or were fired. For old-school fans, this was definately a treat. The main event also began one of the most heated, conterversial and interesting agnles ever - the heel turn of one of the most famous wrestlers ever, Stone Cold Steve Austin. If I had a complaint, I'd say the DVD was a little skimpy on the extras. What they call extras are actually segments FROM the event itself, which is a blatant misadvertisement. Otherwise, great event to have!","Product: Nominated for five Academy Awards including Best Original Screenplay, this magical comedy earned overwhelming acclaim nationwide! A painfully shy waitress working at a tiny Paris cafe, Amlie makes a surprising discovery and sees her life drastically changed for the better! From then on, Amlie dedicates herself to helping others find happiness ... in the most delightfully unexpected way! But will she have the courage to do for herself what she has done for others?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful movie will make you smile\n\nReview: 'Amelie' is one magical movie. It doesn't just present likable characters and an endearing story, but is gorgeous to look and listen at. The story revolves around Amelie, a lonely woman from France who one day takes it upon herself to make other people happy. Whether it's returning a childhood treasure to it's elderly owner to bringing two people together, Amelie goes about bringing just a bit of happiness to those around her. But will she find it herself?\nFor those who have seen the 'Delicatessan' and 'City of Lost Children' before, director Jeunet brings the same aesthitics to 'Amelie' as he did to those films. Each scene is beautifully filmed, with CG effects thrown in here and there to spice up some of the scenes. There are only a few primary colours used in each shot, but it works well giving the film a look of it's own.\nThe actors are great as well, each one performing the individually appealing characters perfectly.\nThe 2 disc set also comes with an extra's laden disc filled with trailers, featurettes and interviews that definately make this a worthwhile film to get.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This cult classic gets an excellent DVD treatment!\n\nReview: Reviewer: Benjamin D from Canada\nEvil Dead 2 is just one of those movies that every human being on the earth needs to see (Big Trouble In Little China being the another) the slapstick, overdone approach to horror works so well, and even if you're not into the cheesy acting or cheesier special effects, you gotta love this film for it delivers; fun.\nThis special edition DVD provides all the extras one needs for this film. The video quality is excellent, with barely any scratches or specks. The THX treatment really improves the sound, especially for those with surround sound. You're given a choice of either wide-screen or fullscreen, but this classic definately needs to be seen in full anamorphic goodness.\nThe extras include the requisite trailer, awesome commentary by all the principles involved with the film (director Sam Raimi and the man, Bruce Campbell most notably) and a hilarious 30 minute documentary detailing all the hard work that went into the film.\nA great DVD by all standards. Even if you own every version of this film on video, buy this and treat your DVD player to some Evil Dead!","Product: U2 - Boy - LP Vinyl Album\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The beginning of greatness\n\nReview: It is no doubt to me that U2 is in the pantheon of the greatest bands ever. The are one of the only bands ever to successfully change their sound while never sacrificing the message or meaningfulness of their material. It is with 'Boy' that their road to superstardom began, and it is a career opener that is definately a big bang.\nYou can tell that these are definately 'Boy's playing. Each track is high on punk-flavoured energy and are full of youthful exhuberance. Bono's lyrics tell the tales of youth, of new and often painful experiances that help ready the boy to become a man. Starting off with 'I Will Follow', a rock-hymn to Bono's mother who passed away when he was young, 'Boy' continues the 'wide-eyed youngster\" motif with such standout tracks as 'Twilight', 'Out of Control' and 'Stories for Boys'. Collectively the album is a look at the world through the eyes of a child, one who sees life's darker parts and tries to make sense out of them.\nThe music itself is awesome. Already you can hear the beginnings of Edge's distinct minimalist guitar parts, and even then Adam and Larry made a great rhythm section. Of course, the music isn't great; back then the band relied on repetitive chords and simplistic structures, but the seeds of greatness can be seen early in this album.\n'Boy' is the first released album from U2, and should definately be picked up to see how fine artists grow from such meager beginnings.","Product: Tracklist Show Credits 1. Stagger Lee 2. Where The Wild Roses Grow 3. Into My Arms 4. (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For? 5. Henry Lee 6. Red Right Hand 7. Loverman 8. Do You Love Me? 9. Deanna 10. The Ship Song 11. Tupelo 12. In The Ghetto 13. Jack The Ripper 14. What A Wonderful World 15. Straight To You 16. The Mercy Seat 17. The Weeping Song 18. The Singer 19. I Had A Dream Joe 20. Wanted Man\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Finally Cave's video's on DVD....almost all of them\n\nReview: Not much to say about this release. Fans of Cave have long been living off decaying VHS copies that they had either taped The Bad Seeds vids onto, or from the old original release. Thank goodness we now have them on DVD, including some extremely hard to find ones. What's cool is that nearly every video is introduced by a snippet sound byte from the band. The down side is only Nick (and sometimes guitarist Blixa) discuss the songs and videos, but their kept extremely short. About one or two sentences regarding the shooting of the video's, then they show them. Also, the majority of the introductions are basically variations on how much they disliked shooting video's.\nThe only other complaint I have is that video's from the two last albums are not present. Of course, 'No More Shall we Part's promo's can be seen on the 'God Is In The House' concert disc, so that's not a big loss. However, it would have been nice if they had included the vid for 'Bring it On', which has never had an official DVD presentation.\nStill, they are the video's, and their finally on DVD. That alone warrants this DVD a 4 star rating."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Game Boy Color entry into the series, coded by Capcom. Taking place in the world of Holodrum, far removed from the land of Hyrule, Link must embark on a quest that will see him traverse the land in its entirety in search of the Oracle of Seasons. By obtaining the Rod of Seasons, Link is able to manipulate the seasons by waving the wand atop any nearby tree stump. The landscape changes with each season, and though trees will be in full bloom in summer, during the winter months they'll lose their leaves, enabling Link to squeeze past them and enter new areas. Simultaneously released with Oracle of Ages, the two games are interconnected via a password feature\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just as good as its predecessor\\n\\nReview: Link's Awakening for the Gameboy was a lifesaver for me on a long trip when the game first came out, and I will forever be indebted to its depth of play, it's creative puzzles and its satisfying challenges. It was definately a great game.\\nNow on the eve of the release of the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo with Capcom have released two new Zelda games, one being the Oracle of Seasons. Let me say that it is almost as good as the original in every way. The puzzles are just as thought-provoking - if not hair-pullingly frustrating - as the original. just when you think you're stuck, the answer pops out at you. The graphics are a little more pumped up (as far as you can get in a GBC game) and very bright and colourful.\\nThis is an excellent game to get as Gameboy enters its next phase of evolution. Great for those long, long trips!\",\n \"Product: Grand Theft Auto III\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Urban anarchy game is ultra-fun\\n\\nReview: In Grand Theft Auto, you play a hoodlum who rises through the ranks of crime by taking on small jobs for local gangsters. Missions range from escorting a limo full of mafioso's and repainting a stolen car to shadowing a traitor and driving a car-bomb to the front door of an enemy. This is all played in third-person perspective.\\nThe truly great part of GTA3 is that the gaming world you play in offers tons of freedom. The city you play in is huge, and offers up virtually miles of ground to cover. You don't even have to play a mission! You can simply hop in a car (carjacking is the main way of moving around in this game) and take off. Run over people. Crash into other cars. Take a dive at full speed off a pier. And it just begins from there.\\nThis game is mature rated and for a good reason. The violence is messy, the language rough and there's even references to adult situations. Not a game for kids, but hilarious fun for adults.\",\n \"Product: Total Recall [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good 80's action sci-fi gets great DVD, terrible packaging\\n\\nReview: Total Recall was one of my favourite Arnold films of the 80's. Besides having a cool story (how many post-Terminator Arnold flicks can claim that?) it contained some of the best one-liners the Austrian actor got to say in films. I was glad that it got a new DVD treatment, as the last one was devoid of extras. This one gets a bunch, with cool little Mars-like snippets and the usual trailers. One of the high-points is the commentary by Arnold himself and dirctor Paul Verhoeven. Really informative.\\nThe worst part of the deal is the terrible packaging it comes in. The disc is contained in a stupid round tin, not the usual slimcase packaging of other DVD's. But this is a small complaint. Total Recall Special Edition is an awesome disc to have in your collection.\",\n \"Product: A vengeful Australian policeman sets out to avenge his partner, his wife and his son\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Almost a brand new movie\\n\\nReview: I first watched Mad Max on a cheap VHS copy. I already knew that the cult film had its audio dubbed over for American audiences, but I still cringed when I heard the actors voices. It was terrible! And although I enjoyed the film (although not as much as its successors) the US dub made it feel extremely cheap. Well, with this new DVD release of the film, complete with original Australian dialogue, it felt like I was watching a brand new film! You can switch between that track and the US dub for a good laugh. Also included on this disc are a Mel Gibson documentary, an interesting behind the scenes featurette and a great trivia track that displays fun facts about the film during key scenes. A great package.\",\n \"Product: Buddy must fight his way to Lost Vegas and ditch a bothersome orphaned kid if he's to become the next King of Rock 'n Roll.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Rockin' good movie! Vegas has it's new king!\\n\\nReview: Who says you need a big budget to make a cool, fun movie?...:)\\n'Six-String Samurai' is just a plain fun movie. It crosses somany different genres it's unbelievable. Imagine 'La Bamba' set in thepost-nuclear strike of 'Mad Max' and you have a tiny inkling of whatthis film is about.\\nBuddy, the horn-rimmed rockabilly samurai,travels across the deserts and wastelands, fighting (and fighting andfighting) past various different freaks and weirdo's to get to LostVegas, where they need a new King of rock n' roll. On the way he hooksup with a mono-syllabic orphan who plays an important role (if thereare actually any) in the film.\\nThis isn't even a movie that shouldbe explained. The words 'samurai' and 'rockabilly' in one sentenceshould tell you this ain't 'Schindlers List', buts it's a movie thatstotally fun and drips cool. Sure, it drags a bit, and the fighting(and fighting and fighting) does get tedious after a while. But theenergetic soundtrack (the Red Elvis's, baby!) and Falcon's low-keycharacter make it watchable. Just an awesome movie.\",\n \"Product: Based on the true story that captured the hearts of America, THE STRAIGHT STORY is one of those rare films offering powerful, uplifting entertainment for audiences of all ages. Directed by acclaimed director David Lynch (WILD AT HEART, MULHOLLAND DRIVE), this gentle, inspiring film celebrates the human spirit. Richard Farnsworth (MISERY, THE NATURAL) stars as Alvin Straight -- a no-nonsense man who has never been one to lean on others. Now at an age when his eyesight denies him the ability to drive and walking is accomplished only with the help of two canes, Alvin lives a quiet life with his daughter Rose (Sissy Spacek). But when the call comes that Alvin's estranged brother Lyle (Harry Dean Stanton, THE GREEN MILE) has suffered a debilitating stroke, Alvin embarks on a dangerous and emotional journey to make amends. With little money, but plenty of patience and tenacity, he climbs aboard his 1966 John Deere lawnmower and plots the 260-mile course from his small Iowa town to Lyle's home in Wisconsin. Filmed along the actual route that the real Alvin Straight traveled in 1994, THE STRAIGHT STORY is a heartwarming and poignant drama chronicling Alvin's six-week odyssey and the many lives he touches along the way.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A truly good movie\\n\\nReview: I know the title for this review sounds pretty underwhelming, but I want to stress how much weight the word 'good' means in this case. 1999 gave the audience a troughful of preachy feel good and pretentious message-movies, but 'Straight Story' was the only film that was 'good'. No agenda's or convulated plots, just a simple story of a man and his journey.\\n'Straight Story' is good for so many different reasons. David Lynch is one of my favourite directors, so I am pretty biased in calling him a genius, but this film truly puts his artist's vision on full display. Though much more 'mainstream' (although how could one ever give this label to Lynch) than his other films, 'Story' contains many elements which definately mark this work as his own. Fascinatingly bizarre (yet strangely real and familiar) characters, often odd camera angles and weird dialogue all inhabit this film.\\nPerformances by the late Richard Farnsworth and Sissy Spacek are so flawless and dead-on real that they can't even be called performances. Farnsworth is especially touching in the poignant role of Alvin Straight, and I believe will long be remembered to be his best role.\\nOf course, what would a post-'Elephant Man' Lynch film be without the music of Angelo Badelementi? Although quite different from his past masterworks for 'Twin Peaks' and 'Lost Highway', the music he composes still remains beautiful and haunting, a great companion to the visuals Lynch creates.\\nSome people may feel that this film was stiffed at the Oscars. Heck, I'm glad it wasn't nominated for more. Those statuettes could do nothing but tarnish the true gold found in this movie.\",\n \"Product: There was definitely a problem in Houston on the night of April 1, 2001. Wrestlemania X-Seven invaded the Reliant Astrodome. This video is packed with a lot of blood, sweat, tears and laughs. 11 total matches, including the Gimmick Battle Royal! Approx. 4 hours\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Best Wrestlemania of all time, hands down; so so DVD\\n\\nReview: This was one of the only wrestling events that I watched that actually had me cheering on my feet. I lost my voice at the event! Arguably one of the best Wrestlemanias, this event marks the turning point for the industry, as it was the first pay-per-view that featured the newly purchased WCW, once considered the WWF's rivals. It also brought back many workers who had left the federation, which was unparralleled as the WWF used to wipe all memory of a worker away once the quit or were fired. For old-school fans, this was definately a treat. The main event also began one of the most heated, conterversial and interesting agnles ever - the heel turn of one of the most famous wrestlers ever, Stone Cold Steve Austin. If I had a complaint, I'd say the DVD was a little skimpy on the extras. What they call extras are actually segments FROM the event itself, which is a blatant misadvertisement. Otherwise, great event to have!\",\n \"Product: Nominated for five Academy Awards including Best Original Screenplay, this magical comedy earned overwhelming acclaim nationwide! A painfully shy waitress working at a tiny Paris cafe, Amlie makes a surprising discovery and sees her life drastically changed for the better! From then on, Amlie dedicates herself to helping others find happiness ... in the most delightfully unexpected way! But will she have the courage to do for herself what she has done for others?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful movie will make you smile\\n\\nReview: 'Amelie' is one magical movie. It doesn't just present likable characters and an endearing story, but is gorgeous to look and listen at. The story revolves around Amelie, a lonely woman from France who one day takes it upon herself to make other people happy. Whether it's returning a childhood treasure to it's elderly owner to bringing two people together, Amelie goes about bringing just a bit of happiness to those around her. But will she find it herself?\\nFor those who have seen the 'Delicatessan' and 'City of Lost Children' before, director Jeunet brings the same aesthitics to 'Amelie' as he did to those films. Each scene is beautifully filmed, with CG effects thrown in here and there to spice up some of the scenes. There are only a few primary colours used in each shot, but it works well giving the film a look of it's own.\\nThe actors are great as well, each one performing the individually appealing characters perfectly.\\nThe 2 disc set also comes with an extra's laden disc filled with trailers, featurettes and interviews that definately make this a worthwhile film to get.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This cult classic gets an excellent DVD treatment!\\n\\nReview: Reviewer: Benjamin D from Canada\\nEvil Dead 2 is just one of those movies that every human being on the earth needs to see (Big Trouble In Little China being the another) the slapstick, overdone approach to horror works so well, and even if you're not into the cheesy acting or cheesier special effects, you gotta love this film for it delivers; fun.\\nThis special edition DVD provides all the extras one needs for this film. The video quality is excellent, with barely any scratches or specks. The THX treatment really improves the sound, especially for those with surround sound. You're given a choice of either wide-screen or fullscreen, but this classic definately needs to be seen in full anamorphic goodness.\\nThe extras include the requisite trailer, awesome commentary by all the principles involved with the film (director Sam Raimi and the man, Bruce Campbell most notably) and a hilarious 30 minute documentary detailing all the hard work that went into the film.\\nA great DVD by all standards. Even if you own every version of this film on video, buy this and treat your DVD player to some Evil Dead!\",\n \"Product: U2 - Boy - LP Vinyl Album\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The beginning of greatness\\n\\nReview: It is no doubt to me that U2 is in the pantheon of the greatest bands ever. The are one of the only bands ever to successfully change their sound while never sacrificing the message or meaningfulness of their material. It is with 'Boy' that their road to superstardom began, and it is a career opener that is definately a big bang.\\nYou can tell that these are definately 'Boy's playing. Each track is high on punk-flavoured energy and are full of youthful exhuberance. Bono's lyrics tell the tales of youth, of new and often painful experiances that help ready the boy to become a man. Starting off with 'I Will Follow', a rock-hymn to Bono's mother who passed away when he was young, 'Boy' continues the 'wide-eyed youngster\\\" motif with such standout tracks as 'Twilight', 'Out of Control' and 'Stories for Boys'. Collectively the album is a look at the world through the eyes of a child, one who sees life's darker parts and tries to make sense out of them.\\nThe music itself is awesome. Already you can hear the beginnings of Edge's distinct minimalist guitar parts, and even then Adam and Larry made a great rhythm section. Of course, the music isn't great; back then the band relied on repetitive chords and simplistic structures, but the seeds of greatness can be seen early in this album.\\n'Boy' is the first released album from U2, and should definately be picked up to see how fine artists grow from such meager beginnings.\",\n \"Product: Tracklist Show Credits 1. Stagger Lee 2. Where The Wild Roses Grow 3. Into My Arms 4. (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For? 5. Henry Lee 6. Red Right Hand 7. Loverman 8. Do You Love Me? 9. Deanna 10. The Ship Song 11. Tupelo 12. In The Ghetto 13. Jack The Ripper 14. What A Wonderful World 15. Straight To You 16. The Mercy Seat 17. The Weeping Song 18. The Singer 19. I Had A Dream Joe 20. Wanted Man\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Finally Cave's video's on DVD....almost all of them\\n\\nReview: Not much to say about this release. Fans of Cave have long been living off decaying VHS copies that they had either taped The Bad Seeds vids onto, or from the old original release. Thank goodness we now have them on DVD, including some extremely hard to find ones. What's cool is that nearly every video is introduced by a snippet sound byte from the band. The down side is only Nick (and sometimes guitarist Blixa) discuss the songs and videos, but their kept extremely short. About one or two sentences regarding the shooting of the video's, then they show them. Also, the majority of the introductions are basically variations on how much they disliked shooting video's.\\nThe only other complaint I have is that video's from the two last albums are not present. Of course, 'No More Shall we Part's promo's can be seen on the 'God Is In The House' concert disc, so that's not a big loss. However, it would have been nice if they had included the vid for 'Bring it On', which has never had an official DVD presentation.\\nStill, they are the video's, and their finally on DVD. That alone warrants this DVD a 4 star rating.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":11,"string":"11"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":178,"string":"178"}}},{"rowIdx":179,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3Q2I7C3NBL3YO"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Atmospheric, complex and intelligent psychological suspense from the bestselling author of The Blue Hour and Red Light With the horrible remnants of a childhood trauma forever visible on his face, Joe Trona is scarred in more ways than one. Rescued from an ophanage by Will Trona, a charismatic Orange County politician who sensed his potential, Joe is swept into the maelstrom of influence and intimidation that surrounds his adoptive father's illustrious career. Serving as Will's right-hand man, Joe is trained to protect and defend his father's interests -- but he can't save him from his enemies. Will Trona is murdered, and Joe will stop at nothing to find out who is responsible. Sifting through his father's life -- acquaintances, deals, enemies and lovers -- looking for clues, Joe comes to realize how many secrets Will Trona kept, and how many people he had the power to harm. But two leads keep rising to the surface: a little girl who was kidnapped by her mentally disturbed brother, and two rival gangs who seem to have joined forces. And as Joe digs deeper, he is forced to confront his own childhood abuse as the different threads of the investigation begin to intersect.\". The summary of the review text is \"Joe is so unique, you won't want to miss him\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I know of no author who writes such unique characters as does T. Jefferson Parker. Joe Trona (the protagonist in Silent Joe) is yet another in Parker's stable of main characters that I loved getting to know. He is the 23-year-old adopted son of a politician who spends his entire life thankful to the father who saved him from a family-less life--picked Joe from among all other children in the Home despite the acid burns that covered half of Joe's face. From that day forward, Trona hones his body to a level of strength that will defend him from future attacks and trains his mind to seek out danger to his father. But, early in the story, he fails and his father dies. Joe makes it his job to find the killers and bring them to justice.\n\nThroughout the story, Parker's characterization of Joe is creative, fascinating, unique. I am entertained by his take on events and enthralled by his ability to puzzle out solutions. Joe is the only fully-fleshed character in the book, but where usually that results in a flat story, in this case, Joe's quirks are more than enough. Highly recommended to anyone doing character studies or writers working on developing their skills at portraying the actors in their own novels."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I know of no author who writes such unique characters as does T. Jefferson Parker. Joe Trona (the protagonist in Silent Joe) is yet another in Parker's stable of main characters that I loved getting to know. He is the 23-year-old adopted son of a politician who spends his entire life thankful to the father who saved him from a family-less life--picked Joe from among all other children in the Home despite the acid burns that covered half of Joe's face. From that day forward, Trona hones his body to a level of strength that will defend him from future attacks and trains his mind to seek out danger to his father. But, early in the story, he fails and his father dies. Joe makes it his job to find the killers and bring them to justice.\n\nThroughout the story, Parker's characterization of Joe is creative, fascinating, unique. I am entertained by his take on events and enthralled by his ability to puzzle out solutions. Joe is the only fully-fleshed character in the book, but where usually that results in a flat story, in this case, Joe's quirks are more than enough. Highly recommended to anyone doing character studies or writers working on developing their skills at portraying the actors in their own novels."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Finally-a clinically proven snoring solution. If you're a snorer -or you sleep next to one, you know that snoring is a serious problem. It can cause everything from fatigue, to irritability, to daytime drowsiness. And it can increase the risk of even more serious health issues. But now there's an answer-and it's only from Sleep Innovations. Our exclusive memory foam Anti-Snore Pillow was created by sleep scientists to help reduce snoring and improve overall health and wellness. How does it work? The ergonomic design helps to align the head and neck at the ideal angle, dramatically improving your breathing by keeping air passages open. Unlike most other anti-snore products, the Sleep Innovations Anti-Snore Pillow is designed for both back and side sleepers. And the unique 3-zone construction helps to maintain the optimal sleeping position, providing a perfect balance of gentle support and soft comfort.The result is a significant decrease in snoring -and a deeper, more restful sleep, with fewer nighttime awakenings. Buy it for yourself -or for your partner. You'll discover a better night's sleep and a rejuvenated, healthier tomorrow-for everyone. Pillow measures 15-inch wide by 28-inch long by 5-inch deep.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Like any sport, sleeping on this takes some training\n\nReview: I ordered this for my husband who snores often enough it's a problem for me. I can kick him, but thought a pillow might be a friendlier solution. An FYI--this is a big pillow--wide, tall and deep. If nothing else it'll claim your side of the bed. The bump tht goes under the neck is sized perfectly for most people (my husband and myself as a sample of two). It comes without a pillowcase, so you'll have to add that, but a king-size works fine and I had no problem getting it on and off.\n\nAs for effectiveness, yes, it does work when the snorer stays on the ergonomic bump. I guess it does what it claims--that it tilts the head at the right angle to open the air passages. That's good. The problem is, how do you stay on it? Role over, you're off to an angle, then I'm kicking my husband to get back on his memory foam pillow rather than stop snoring. I'm guessing you can train your body to sleep on it correctly. It's a week and counting and he's not trained yet, so it takes something longer than a week.\n\nJust for kicks, I tried it also. I like a soft pillow I can bunch up, so I had to get used to the static nature of this pillow's shape. Instead of bunching the pillow, I'm supposed to bunch myself. That's fair. They're trying to solve a problem. For some reason, about half the nights, it made the back of my head and neck numb, cut off circulation so I couldn't feel anything. Once I removed the pillow, I recovered in about ten minutes, but it was uncomfortable. I haven't seen that complaint from anyone else.\n\nI have RA and know medications and cures differ greatly between users, so I'm going to have to recommend you give it a try if snoring is a serious problem. $90+ sounds like a lot of money, but if it solves the problem for you, it's worth it.","Product: Microsoft All-in-One Media Keyboard USB Port English North America 1 License\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great if you're in the field, roughing it\n\nReview: I've been using both wired and wireless mice and keyboards for a while now. This is the first time that I tried an all-in-one combo. Very compact and efficient. Perfect for my friends who are members of the military and need something that can take a pounding.\n\nAs of yet, I have had no problems dealing with the banging around it takes. I used to have to bring extra keyboards and mouse's when going anywhere where it could get physically rough just for backup purposes, but this has already survived knocks that damaged others. The wireless range does seem to vary, but I rarely get any lag or other problems even across the room, ~20ft away, which is much more then I can say for the other wireless keyboard I've used.\n\nThe install was quick and painless, all of 10 seconds of waiting for the computer to recognize the device. I habitually use mice but the ease of movement and pure convenience has been impressive. This works fine even while gaming which in my experience hasn't been true. With the macros the keyboard has, it makes both gaming and general computer use that much easier.","Product: Transfer, save and protect your photos, videos, music and other massive files to free up valuable space on your computers. Featuring blazing-fast transfer speeds, local, cloud and system-level backup, hardware RAID and password protection, My Book Duo is the ultimate storage solution offering the capacity and security you need.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Trouble getting enough storage space? This solves it\n\nReview: This product has been extremely helpful in allowing me to collate all my files into one easy to access hard drive. Having a TB here and a 1.5TB there, along with multiple computers and their internal space...trying to remember what file is where is annoying and this product allows me to avoid that by keeping it in one place. When combined with the protection it provides and RAID capability, it's a steal for the price.\n\nAnother great part is the ease of upgrading...we can expect to see more and more storage capacity in our drives as time goes on and with this I can easily open it and exchange the drives enhancing the capacity so I don't have to purchase it in the future. I absolutely love the fact that it has USB ports as one can never have enough of those...if 8tb truly isn't enough for you, attach more externals, or have both your tablet and PC attached at the same time, or whatever other use you might have for extra USB ports. It is designed for Windows OS, so if you have a MAC make sure you download the formatting required.\n\nIts not the fastest product out there but enough for standard at-home use.\n\nYou can also set up a wi-fi network so you can access it from anywhere in the house without plugging it in to your computer/TV. As technology inevitably improves this will become obsolete, but with its ease of upgrading and superior storage capacity (at least by modern standards) this will last a very long time if treated right. Highly recommend it to anyone who also has the never ending struggle of running out of storage space for your materials.","Product: Stephen Crane (1871-1900), American novelist, poet, and short-story writer, best known for his novels Maggie: A Girl of the Streets (1893) and The Red Badge of Courage (1895) and the short stories "The Open Boat," "The Bride Comes to Yellow Sky," and "The Blue Hotel."\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: One of those stories every adult must read\n\nReview: The Red Badge of Courage is one of many books that address fear in the face of death. Henry, a brand new and young soldier in the Civil War, doesn't know how he will react to battle. When his regiment charges the enemy, Henry defects. He is ashamed, but through a variety of circumstances and enormous personal growth (we love this in our novels) becomes a hero among the soldiers of his regiment.\n\nThis book made popular the term 'red badge of courage' as it applies to an injury received in battle. It is recommended for all new Marine recruits because it examines how first-time soldiers, most who have never shot a rifle at another man much less killed someone, would feel thrown into battle. The main character, Henry, likely reacts as many of us would and many did, so most readers relate to his series of events.\n\nThough published in 1895, this book remains an icon of American literature. It is a standard allusion in other writing (akin to 'waiting for Godot'). To be considered educated, adults must read this book to fully understand other writing they'll face. Not only the allusion to 'red badge of courage', but the need of warriors to appear brave in the face of battle, to claim courage as a means of bolstering their reputation and personal identity. We see it often in political figures. I can think of two (I'll leave them unnamed, but you know who I mean) whose prowess in battle is questionable though they claimed the mantle of hero. It's safe to say that mankind's roots remained entangled with our battles, our courage, and our ability to be damaged and survive.","Product: Mike Wingate is a happy guy, with a wife, a child, and a booming business in green housing development. Then suspicious characters start trailing him, and his past returns with a vengeance. Seems that the father who abandoned him as a child was a bad guy indeed.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This could be you--Greg Hurwitz does it again\n\nReview: I recently had the opportunity to preview Gregg Hurwitz's new novel \"You're Next\". It does not disappoint. This is a thriller which will engage and more importantly frighten you till the end. The novel begins with a father forced to leave his son behind and pray foster homes will save him, while he runs from the forces of evil, only to suffer a horrible death. The young boy (Mike) grows up in a foster home and goes through the predictable traumas both physically and mentally, trying to answer the question, Why would my father abandon me?\n\nMike eventually marries a beautiful woman and they produce a wonderful daughter while creating a successful construction business. Mike and his wife are then confronted by strangers who are relentless and appear knowledgeable about his past, which somehow means he and his family must die. Mike and his quirky best friend from foster care are committed to dealing with these criminals and pursue them and their bosses. Threats escalate and evil from the authorities and the criminals make this a fast paced novel that you will be forced to read in one day.","Product: Bio for Frank Kelso Frank grew up around Kansas City, Missouri, the origin of the Santa Fe Trail. Historic sites, monuments, and statues abound highlighting the journey west, including the Wagons West, Pioneer Woman, and the Indian Scout located on the bluffs overlooking the wide Missouri. Writing Western themed books fit with his upbringing. A biomedical research scientist in his day job, Frank writes short stories and novels to keep family traditions alive. Bio for John O'Melveny Woods John has written television and movie scripts, on-line articles, and books since attending the USC School of Cinematic Arts. He is CEO of Intellect Publishing, LLC, a boutique book publisher providing both print and e-books. His books include, 10-Minute Win, Return to Treasure Island, a sequel based on Robert Louis Stevensons classic, Treasure Island, Jesse James Secret, The Lost Tomb of AlexanderA Seekers Novel, and The Crusaders, a memoir of growing up in the Southern California hippy/surfer culture in the 1960s-70s.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Two men make a really big difference\n\nReview: Frank Kelso's California Bound (Intellect Publishing 2017) is an authentic old western tale from the characters to the setting to all the twists of the devious and clever plot. Zach and Jeb, two rebel soldiers who escape a Yankees prison after the Civil War, head to Texas to see Jeb's family--an Aunt and Uncle who raised him and their two young children--with a long term plan of going to California to get rich from the Gold Rush. That all changes when they reach the family homestead only to find it burned to the ground, his relatives dead, all except the fourteen-year-old daughter who's been kidnapped by a Mexican drug lord and taken across the border to the man's fortress-like hacienda where he intends to take the blond-haired beauty as his bride. The US law won't help get her back--they have their hands full with Mexican skirmishes across the border, Indian attacks, and not enough troops thanks to the Civil War. That doesn't stop Zach and Jeb. They'll just do it the way they always did during the Civil War: \n\nMake it up as they go.\n\nAs if things weren't complicated enough, they both fall in love with the same woman. \n\nThis is afast-moving story that relies on clever thinking and age old Yankee ingenuity (though Zach and Jeb are Rebs). It's a lot of fun with humor that's built-into everything they do:\n\n\"The pair eased along using nothing but good ol boy guile due to Jebs way of distracting folks with his chatter.\"\n\nPshaw. Took it right out of your bookgo over that-a-way, make a rumpus, and see what happens. Zach winked, sending Jeb a crooked grin.\"\n\nNapoleon said it bestride to the sound of gunfire, Zach said.\nIt makes for a very satisfying read. If I was looking for a moral to the story, it would be \"two men can make a difference and everyone should try\".","Product: M C Domovitch is the author of nine books. She writes cozy mystery under the names Carol Ann Martin, humorous mysteries as Monique Domovitch and edge-of-your-seat suspense as MC Domovitch. She lives with her physician husband and their dogs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More emotional impact on a hunted woman; less blood-and-gore--good read\n\nReview: In Scar Tissue (CreateSpace 2017), first in MC Domovich's two-book Mindsight series, Ciara Kelly, a successful fashion model on her way to supermodel status, is kidnapped and tortured by a madman who carves profanity into her skin. She finally escapes only to be run down by a car and end up in a weeks-long coma. When she finally awakens, she can't remember anything that happened after the completion of her final photo shoot. Her physicians have no idea if or when she might recover her memory, but do note that she has unusual activity in a normally quiet part of the brain. Without her memories, the police can't track down her torturer and Ciara starts a new life as a cosmetician for a mortuary, far from New York where it happens. What she hoped would be a peaceful separation from the horror she experienced ends when she accidentally touches a dead child and relives her last moments in full detail. Concurrently, she begins to remember what happened during her captivity. Getting her memory back is not something the torturer will allow so she again must flee, using every cerebral and physical skill she has to stay at least a step ahead of the man who now wants to murder her.\n\nThis is a clever, story as much about the hearts and minds of those involved as it is her flight to freedom. And it has a zinger of an ending you won't want to miss. This is well-recommended for those who like murder mystery mixed with a dab of romance and a touch of the paranormal.","Product: A fact-filled, entertaining reference for relatives and friends of Naval Academy midshipmen.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Fun Read, Puts You in the USNA Spirit\n\nReview: Brief Points is a play off Reef Points, the text all Mids are encouraged to memorize as Plebes, but aimed at parents--without the stress or drama. It's a good conglomeration of information, covers the high points of Mid life, in a concise and pithy manner. The best time to read it is during Plebe Summer, when you can't talk to your Mid and are desperate for any tidbit of what they're experiencing. Be forewarned though: It doesn't include any information on Plebe Summer--rather 104 pages of what academy life is all about. It includes sections on academics, physical education, military life, money (it's hard to accept Mids are paid to attend, but it's true) and career. The Pro Speak (another 73 pages) is fine, but few Mids will come home on leave spouting these acronyms and/or neologisms.\n\nOverall, a good read which puts you in the spirit of USNA life and the military future your child has chosen."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Finally-a clinically proven snoring solution. If you're a snorer -or you sleep next to one, you know that snoring is a serious problem. It can cause everything from fatigue, to irritability, to daytime drowsiness. And it can increase the risk of even more serious health issues. But now there's an answer-and it's only from Sleep Innovations. Our exclusive memory foam Anti-Snore Pillow was created by sleep scientists to help reduce snoring and improve overall health and wellness. How does it work? The ergonomic design helps to align the head and neck at the ideal angle, dramatically improving your breathing by keeping air passages open. Unlike most other anti-snore products, the Sleep Innovations Anti-Snore Pillow is designed for both back and side sleepers. And the unique 3-zone construction helps to maintain the optimal sleeping position, providing a perfect balance of gentle support and soft comfort.The result is a significant decrease in snoring -and a deeper, more restful sleep, with fewer nighttime awakenings. Buy it for yourself -or for your partner. You'll discover a better night's sleep and a rejuvenated, healthier tomorrow-for everyone. Pillow measures 15-inch wide by 28-inch long by 5-inch deep.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Like any sport, sleeping on this takes some training\\n\\nReview: I ordered this for my husband who snores often enough it's a problem for me. I can kick him, but thought a pillow might be a friendlier solution. An FYI--this is a big pillow--wide, tall and deep. If nothing else it'll claim your side of the bed. The bump tht goes under the neck is sized perfectly for most people (my husband and myself as a sample of two). It comes without a pillowcase, so you'll have to add that, but a king-size works fine and I had no problem getting it on and off.\\n\\nAs for effectiveness, yes, it does work when the snorer stays on the ergonomic bump. I guess it does what it claims--that it tilts the head at the right angle to open the air passages. That's good. The problem is, how do you stay on it? Role over, you're off to an angle, then I'm kicking my husband to get back on his memory foam pillow rather than stop snoring. I'm guessing you can train your body to sleep on it correctly. It's a week and counting and he's not trained yet, so it takes something longer than a week.\\n\\nJust for kicks, I tried it also. I like a soft pillow I can bunch up, so I had to get used to the static nature of this pillow's shape. Instead of bunching the pillow, I'm supposed to bunch myself. That's fair. They're trying to solve a problem. For some reason, about half the nights, it made the back of my head and neck numb, cut off circulation so I couldn't feel anything. Once I removed the pillow, I recovered in about ten minutes, but it was uncomfortable. I haven't seen that complaint from anyone else.\\n\\nI have RA and know medications and cures differ greatly between users, so I'm going to have to recommend you give it a try if snoring is a serious problem. $90+ sounds like a lot of money, but if it solves the problem for you, it's worth it.\",\n \"Product: Microsoft All-in-One Media Keyboard USB Port English North America 1 License\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great if you're in the field, roughing it\\n\\nReview: I've been using both wired and wireless mice and keyboards for a while now. This is the first time that I tried an all-in-one combo. Very compact and efficient. Perfect for my friends who are members of the military and need something that can take a pounding.\\n\\nAs of yet, I have had no problems dealing with the banging around it takes. I used to have to bring extra keyboards and mouse's when going anywhere where it could get physically rough just for backup purposes, but this has already survived knocks that damaged others. The wireless range does seem to vary, but I rarely get any lag or other problems even across the room, ~20ft away, which is much more then I can say for the other wireless keyboard I've used.\\n\\nThe install was quick and painless, all of 10 seconds of waiting for the computer to recognize the device. I habitually use mice but the ease of movement and pure convenience has been impressive. This works fine even while gaming which in my experience hasn't been true. With the macros the keyboard has, it makes both gaming and general computer use that much easier.\",\n \"Product: Transfer, save and protect your photos, videos, music and other massive files to free up valuable space on your computers. Featuring blazing-fast transfer speeds, local, cloud and system-level backup, hardware RAID and password protection, My Book Duo is the ultimate storage solution offering the capacity and security you need.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Trouble getting enough storage space? This solves it\\n\\nReview: This product has been extremely helpful in allowing me to collate all my files into one easy to access hard drive. Having a TB here and a 1.5TB there, along with multiple computers and their internal space...trying to remember what file is where is annoying and this product allows me to avoid that by keeping it in one place. When combined with the protection it provides and RAID capability, it's a steal for the price.\\n\\nAnother great part is the ease of upgrading...we can expect to see more and more storage capacity in our drives as time goes on and with this I can easily open it and exchange the drives enhancing the capacity so I don't have to purchase it in the future. I absolutely love the fact that it has USB ports as one can never have enough of those...if 8tb truly isn't enough for you, attach more externals, or have both your tablet and PC attached at the same time, or whatever other use you might have for extra USB ports. It is designed for Windows OS, so if you have a MAC make sure you download the formatting required.\\n\\nIts not the fastest product out there but enough for standard at-home use.\\n\\nYou can also set up a wi-fi network so you can access it from anywhere in the house without plugging it in to your computer/TV. As technology inevitably improves this will become obsolete, but with its ease of upgrading and superior storage capacity (at least by modern standards) this will last a very long time if treated right. Highly recommend it to anyone who also has the never ending struggle of running out of storage space for your materials.\",\n \"Product: Stephen Crane (1871-1900), American novelist, poet, and short-story writer, best known for his novels Maggie: A Girl of the Streets (1893) and The Red Badge of Courage (1895) and the short stories "The Open Boat," "The Bride Comes to Yellow Sky," and "The Blue Hotel."\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: One of those stories every adult must read\\n\\nReview: The Red Badge of Courage is one of many books that address fear in the face of death. Henry, a brand new and young soldier in the Civil War, doesn't know how he will react to battle. When his regiment charges the enemy, Henry defects. He is ashamed, but through a variety of circumstances and enormous personal growth (we love this in our novels) becomes a hero among the soldiers of his regiment.\\n\\nThis book made popular the term 'red badge of courage' as it applies to an injury received in battle. It is recommended for all new Marine recruits because it examines how first-time soldiers, most who have never shot a rifle at another man much less killed someone, would feel thrown into battle. The main character, Henry, likely reacts as many of us would and many did, so most readers relate to his series of events.\\n\\nThough published in 1895, this book remains an icon of American literature. It is a standard allusion in other writing (akin to 'waiting for Godot'). To be considered educated, adults must read this book to fully understand other writing they'll face. Not only the allusion to 'red badge of courage', but the need of warriors to appear brave in the face of battle, to claim courage as a means of bolstering their reputation and personal identity. We see it often in political figures. I can think of two (I'll leave them unnamed, but you know who I mean) whose prowess in battle is questionable though they claimed the mantle of hero. It's safe to say that mankind's roots remained entangled with our battles, our courage, and our ability to be damaged and survive.\",\n \"Product: Mike Wingate is a happy guy, with a wife, a child, and a booming business in green housing development. Then suspicious characters start trailing him, and his past returns with a vengeance. Seems that the father who abandoned him as a child was a bad guy indeed.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This could be you--Greg Hurwitz does it again\\n\\nReview: I recently had the opportunity to preview Gregg Hurwitz's new novel \\\"You're Next\\\". It does not disappoint. This is a thriller which will engage and more importantly frighten you till the end. The novel begins with a father forced to leave his son behind and pray foster homes will save him, while he runs from the forces of evil, only to suffer a horrible death. The young boy (Mike) grows up in a foster home and goes through the predictable traumas both physically and mentally, trying to answer the question, Why would my father abandon me?\\n\\nMike eventually marries a beautiful woman and they produce a wonderful daughter while creating a successful construction business. Mike and his wife are then confronted by strangers who are relentless and appear knowledgeable about his past, which somehow means he and his family must die. Mike and his quirky best friend from foster care are committed to dealing with these criminals and pursue them and their bosses. Threats escalate and evil from the authorities and the criminals make this a fast paced novel that you will be forced to read in one day.\",\n \"Product: Bio for Frank Kelso Frank grew up around Kansas City, Missouri, the origin of the Santa Fe Trail. Historic sites, monuments, and statues abound highlighting the journey west, including the Wagons West, Pioneer Woman, and the Indian Scout located on the bluffs overlooking the wide Missouri. Writing Western themed books fit with his upbringing. A biomedical research scientist in his day job, Frank writes short stories and novels to keep family traditions alive. Bio for John O'Melveny Woods John has written television and movie scripts, on-line articles, and books since attending the USC School of Cinematic Arts. He is CEO of Intellect Publishing, LLC, a boutique book publisher providing both print and e-books. His books include, 10-Minute Win, Return to Treasure Island, a sequel based on Robert Louis Stevensons classic, Treasure Island, Jesse James Secret, The Lost Tomb of AlexanderA Seekers Novel, and The Crusaders, a memoir of growing up in the Southern California hippy/surfer culture in the 1960s-70s.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Two men make a really big difference\\n\\nReview: Frank Kelso's California Bound (Intellect Publishing 2017) is an authentic old western tale from the characters to the setting to all the twists of the devious and clever plot. Zach and Jeb, two rebel soldiers who escape a Yankees prison after the Civil War, head to Texas to see Jeb's family--an Aunt and Uncle who raised him and their two young children--with a long term plan of going to California to get rich from the Gold Rush. That all changes when they reach the family homestead only to find it burned to the ground, his relatives dead, all except the fourteen-year-old daughter who's been kidnapped by a Mexican drug lord and taken across the border to the man's fortress-like hacienda where he intends to take the blond-haired beauty as his bride. The US law won't help get her back--they have their hands full with Mexican skirmishes across the border, Indian attacks, and not enough troops thanks to the Civil War. That doesn't stop Zach and Jeb. They'll just do it the way they always did during the Civil War: \\n\\nMake it up as they go.\\n\\nAs if things weren't complicated enough, they both fall in love with the same woman. \\n\\nThis is afast-moving story that relies on clever thinking and age old Yankee ingenuity (though Zach and Jeb are Rebs). It's a lot of fun with humor that's built-into everything they do:\\n\\n\\\"The pair eased along using nothing but good ol boy guile due to Jebs way of distracting folks with his chatter.\\\"\\n\\nPshaw. Took it right out of your bookgo over that-a-way, make a rumpus, and see what happens. Zach winked, sending Jeb a crooked grin.\\\"\\n\\nNapoleon said it bestride to the sound of gunfire, Zach said.\\nIt makes for a very satisfying read. If I was looking for a moral to the story, it would be \\\"two men can make a difference and everyone should try\\\".\",\n \"Product: M C Domovitch is the author of nine books. She writes cozy mystery under the names Carol Ann Martin, humorous mysteries as Monique Domovitch and edge-of-your-seat suspense as MC Domovitch. She lives with her physician husband and their dogs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More emotional impact on a hunted woman; less blood-and-gore--good read\\n\\nReview: In Scar Tissue (CreateSpace 2017), first in MC Domovich's two-book Mindsight series, Ciara Kelly, a successful fashion model on her way to supermodel status, is kidnapped and tortured by a madman who carves profanity into her skin. She finally escapes only to be run down by a car and end up in a weeks-long coma. When she finally awakens, she can't remember anything that happened after the completion of her final photo shoot. Her physicians have no idea if or when she might recover her memory, but do note that she has unusual activity in a normally quiet part of the brain. Without her memories, the police can't track down her torturer and Ciara starts a new life as a cosmetician for a mortuary, far from New York where it happens. What she hoped would be a peaceful separation from the horror she experienced ends when she accidentally touches a dead child and relives her last moments in full detail. Concurrently, she begins to remember what happened during her captivity. Getting her memory back is not something the torturer will allow so she again must flee, using every cerebral and physical skill she has to stay at least a step ahead of the man who now wants to murder her.\\n\\nThis is a clever, story as much about the hearts and minds of those involved as it is her flight to freedom. And it has a zinger of an ending you won't want to miss. This is well-recommended for those who like murder mystery mixed with a dab of romance and a touch of the paranormal.\",\n \"Product: A fact-filled, entertaining reference for relatives and friends of Naval Academy midshipmen.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Fun Read, Puts You in the USNA Spirit\\n\\nReview: Brief Points is a play off Reef Points, the text all Mids are encouraged to memorize as Plebes, but aimed at parents--without the stress or drama. It's a good conglomeration of information, covers the high points of Mid life, in a concise and pithy manner. The best time to read it is during Plebe Summer, when you can't talk to your Mid and are desperate for any tidbit of what they're experiencing. Be forewarned though: It doesn't include any information on Plebe Summer--rather 104 pages of what academy life is all about. It includes sections on academics, physical education, military life, money (it's hard to accept Mids are paid to attend, but it's true) and career. The Pro Speak (another 73 pages) is fine, but few Mids will come home on leave spouting these acronyms and/or neologisms.\\n\\nOverall, a good read which puts you in the spirit of USNA life and the military future your child has chosen.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":8,"string":"8"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":179,"string":"179"}}},{"rowIdx":180,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A26VESX8WJEK87"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"I still think about Peter, the man I loved most in the world, all the time. At two in the afternoon, when he would come and pick me up and take me for rides; at five, when I would read to him, head on his chest; in the despair at seven p.m., when he would hold me and rub my belly for an hour; in the despair again at nine p.m. when we would go for a night ride, down to the Royal Cliffs Diner in Englewood Cliffs where I would buy a cup of coffee with precisely seven sugars and a lot of cream. We were friends, soul mates and lovers. I was seven. He was fifty-one.\". The summary of the review text is \"Compelling look at innocence lost\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Margaux was just nine when she met Peter at a public swimming pool. He was 51 and a real charmer. The daughter of a neglectful, alcoholic father and a mother with serious mental health problems, Margaux's home life was anything but ideal. Then Peter invited her to his house with its wonderful garden and dozens of exotic animals. He lavished her with love and attention, calling her \"Princess\" and telling her how beautiful she was, and his home soon became her sanctuary. He told her they had a special bond no one must ever know about, and to an impressionable child, starved for affection, he provided enchantment and filled the void in her life. So for the next twelve years, as she became more confused and brainwashed, he was her mentor, bosom companion, and lover. He introduced her to sex and preyed on her susceptibleness, until finally, overcome with guilt, he committed suicide at 63.\n\nThis is a heart-rending portrait of a little girl lost and not for the faint-hearted. Some of the sexual scenes are really quite shocking, such as what Peter demanded as a birthday present. Yet it gives one a portrait of a pedophile who, in spite of his vile actions, is not a complete monster. He had his good points and one gets the impression, at least I did, that a part of Margaux still loves him."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Margaux was just nine when she met Peter at a public swimming pool. He was 51 and a real charmer. The daughter of a neglectful, alcoholic father and a mother with serious mental health problems, Margaux's home life was anything but ideal. Then Peter invited her to his house with its wonderful garden and dozens of exotic animals. He lavished her with love and attention, calling her \"Princess\" and telling her how beautiful she was, and his home soon became her sanctuary. He told her they had a special bond no one must ever know about, and to an impressionable child, starved for affection, he provided enchantment and filled the void in her life. So for the next twelve years, as she became more confused and brainwashed, he was her mentor, bosom companion, and lover. He introduced her to sex and preyed on her susceptibleness, until finally, overcome with guilt, he committed suicide at 63.\n\nThis is a heart-rending portrait of a little girl lost and not for the faint-hearted. Some of the sexual scenes are really quite shocking, such as what Peter demanded as a birthday present. Yet it gives one a portrait of a pedophile who, in spite of his vile actions, is not a complete monster. He had his good points and one gets the impression, at least I did, that a part of Margaux still loves him."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The acclaimed new novel from the author of The Corrections. Patty and Walter Berglund were the new pioneers of old St. Paul - the gentrifiers, the hands-on parents, the avant-garde of the Whole Foods generation. Patty was the ideal sort of neighbour who could tell you where to recycle your batteries and how to get the local cops to actually do their job. She was an enviably perfect mother and the wife of Walter's dreams. Together with Walter - environmental lawyer, commuter cyclist, family man - she was doing her small part to build a better world. But now, in the new millennium, the Berglunds have become a mystery. Why has their teenage son moved in with the aggressively Republican family next door? Why has Walter taken a job working with Big Coal? What exactly is Richard Katz - outre rocker and Walter's old college friend and rival - still doing in the picture? Most of all, what has happened to poor Patty? Why has the bright star of Barrier Street become \"a very different kind of neighbour,\" an implacable Fury coming unhinged before the street's attentive eyes? In his first novel since The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen has given us an epic of contemporary love and marriage. Freedom comically and tragically captures the temptations and burdens of too much liberty: the thrills of teenage lust, the shaken compromises of middle age, the wages of suburban sprawl, the heavy weight of empire. In charting the mistakes and joys of Freedom's intensely realized characters, as they struggle to learn how to live in an ever more confusing world, Franzen has produced an indelible and deeply moving portrait of our time.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Another look at life today\n\nReview: When Patty, a college basketball star, marries Walter, a young lawyer hooked on the environment, she gives her all to the marriage and her two kids, Joey and Jessica. As a stay-at-home mom she can't do enough for her St. Paul neighbors and is lauded for her kindness and warmth. But kids grow up and life changes. Teen-age Joey starts an affair with the girl next door Patty dislikes and eventually moves in with her family, much to Patty's distress. Then to everyone's surprise Walter takes a job with a mining conglomerate, ostensibly to save a songbird, and the Berglunds move to Washington, D. C. There they run into rocker Richard Katz again, Walter's one-time college roommate who loves them both, and in turn is loved by both of them. By middle-age Patty is increasingly angry and confused and, perhaps in self-defense, Walter is more and more drawn to his young assistant. If all this seems rather hopeless Franzen seems to be saying that life itself is no picnic and all we can do is labor on and make the best of it. This is a very long book that I found terribly gloomy at times, yet it's also funny and honest, and I kept turning the pages. Does it shed much light on today's conflicted world? Not exactly, but it's a good try.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sexy romp and lots of fun\n\nReview: When Lucy Jorik, all decked out for her wedding, begs her best friend, Meg Koranda, to help her ditch the groom, the whole town of Wynette, Texas, is stunned and blames it all on Meg. After all golden boy, Ted Beaudine, the groom, is \"Mr. Irresistible\" himself. So this disaster must be all Meg's doing! Meg, the daughter of Hollywood royalty, whose own parents have almost disowned her because of her wayward ways, is broke, outspoken, and rubs everyone the wrong way. Naturally the town hates her and is convinced she only wants Ted for herself, which infuriates her. Wants Ted? No way! But he does do fantastic sex and the stupid jobs she takes because she's broke, prove to be not so stupid after all as Meg grows up and finds her own niche--at last.","Product: Please Read Notes: Brand New, International Softcover Edition, Printed in black and white pages, minor self wear on the cover or pages, Sale restriction may be printed on the book, but Book name, contents, and author are exactly same as Hardcover Edition. Fast delivery through DHL/FedEx express.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wise and thought-provoking, also funny\n\nReview: When 29 year-old Alice Love falls at the gym and bumps her head she's happily married, adores her husband Nick, loves her older sister Elizabath, and is eagerly expecting her first child. But vroom, when she wakes up it's 10 years later and she has three children she never remembers seeing, is on the outs with her beloved sister, and is in the process of divorcing her once-adored Nick. How Alice forgot those 10 years and suddenly realizes she's not the sweet, engaging, free-spirit she once was, but has become a demanding, self-righteous, and not very likable woman of 39, is a facinating study in amnesia and one that keeps you wanting to learn more as Alice struggles to find the woman she once was.","Product: Brand New. Never opened\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not what it seems\n\nReview: On the surface the small town of Pagford seems to be the quintessential English village with its charming market square, cobbled streets, and centuries-old abbey. But when council member Barry Fairbrother, well-liked and respected, dies of a stroke in his early forties, the town is left in shock. It's also left with a plethora of candidates ready to fill his vacant seat, and that's when the fun, or the trouble, begins. Because the inhabitants of this little town, so warm and friendly to all appearances, have deep-seated resentments and agendas--rich hate poor, teenagers defy their parents, husbands and wives disagree violently, and teachers despair of ever teaching their students anything! This ia a black comedy, well-written and amusing, and if you admire J. K. Rowling of Harry Potter fame, you'll probably like this book, her first adult novel. But there are ao many plot lines and such an abundance of characters this reader, for one, had trouble keeping it all straight."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The acclaimed new novel from the author of The Corrections. Patty and Walter Berglund were the new pioneers of old St. Paul - the gentrifiers, the hands-on parents, the avant-garde of the Whole Foods generation. Patty was the ideal sort of neighbour who could tell you where to recycle your batteries and how to get the local cops to actually do their job. She was an enviably perfect mother and the wife of Walter's dreams. Together with Walter - environmental lawyer, commuter cyclist, family man - she was doing her small part to build a better world. But now, in the new millennium, the Berglunds have become a mystery. Why has their teenage son moved in with the aggressively Republican family next door? Why has Walter taken a job working with Big Coal? What exactly is Richard Katz - outre rocker and Walter's old college friend and rival - still doing in the picture? Most of all, what has happened to poor Patty? Why has the bright star of Barrier Street become \\\"a very different kind of neighbour,\\\" an implacable Fury coming unhinged before the street's attentive eyes? In his first novel since The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen has given us an epic of contemporary love and marriage. Freedom comically and tragically captures the temptations and burdens of too much liberty: the thrills of teenage lust, the shaken compromises of middle age, the wages of suburban sprawl, the heavy weight of empire. In charting the mistakes and joys of Freedom's intensely realized characters, as they struggle to learn how to live in an ever more confusing world, Franzen has produced an indelible and deeply moving portrait of our time.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Another look at life today\\n\\nReview: When Patty, a college basketball star, marries Walter, a young lawyer hooked on the environment, she gives her all to the marriage and her two kids, Joey and Jessica. As a stay-at-home mom she can't do enough for her St. Paul neighbors and is lauded for her kindness and warmth. But kids grow up and life changes. Teen-age Joey starts an affair with the girl next door Patty dislikes and eventually moves in with her family, much to Patty's distress. Then to everyone's surprise Walter takes a job with a mining conglomerate, ostensibly to save a songbird, and the Berglunds move to Washington, D. C. There they run into rocker Richard Katz again, Walter's one-time college roommate who loves them both, and in turn is loved by both of them. By middle-age Patty is increasingly angry and confused and, perhaps in self-defense, Walter is more and more drawn to his young assistant. If all this seems rather hopeless Franzen seems to be saying that life itself is no picnic and all we can do is labor on and make the best of it. This is a very long book that I found terribly gloomy at times, yet it's also funny and honest, and I kept turning the pages. Does it shed much light on today's conflicted world? Not exactly, but it's a good try.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sexy romp and lots of fun\\n\\nReview: When Lucy Jorik, all decked out for her wedding, begs her best friend, Meg Koranda, to help her ditch the groom, the whole town of Wynette, Texas, is stunned and blames it all on Meg. After all golden boy, Ted Beaudine, the groom, is \\\"Mr. Irresistible\\\" himself. So this disaster must be all Meg's doing! Meg, the daughter of Hollywood royalty, whose own parents have almost disowned her because of her wayward ways, is broke, outspoken, and rubs everyone the wrong way. Naturally the town hates her and is convinced she only wants Ted for herself, which infuriates her. Wants Ted? No way! But he does do fantastic sex and the stupid jobs she takes because she's broke, prove to be not so stupid after all as Meg grows up and finds her own niche--at last.\",\n \"Product: Please Read Notes: Brand New, International Softcover Edition, Printed in black and white pages, minor self wear on the cover or pages, Sale restriction may be printed on the book, but Book name, contents, and author are exactly same as Hardcover Edition. Fast delivery through DHL/FedEx express.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wise and thought-provoking, also funny\\n\\nReview: When 29 year-old Alice Love falls at the gym and bumps her head she's happily married, adores her husband Nick, loves her older sister Elizabath, and is eagerly expecting her first child. But vroom, when she wakes up it's 10 years later and she has three children she never remembers seeing, is on the outs with her beloved sister, and is in the process of divorcing her once-adored Nick. How Alice forgot those 10 years and suddenly realizes she's not the sweet, engaging, free-spirit she once was, but has become a demanding, self-righteous, and not very likable woman of 39, is a facinating study in amnesia and one that keeps you wanting to learn more as Alice struggles to find the woman she once was.\",\n \"Product: Brand New. Never opened\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not what it seems\\n\\nReview: On the surface the small town of Pagford seems to be the quintessential English village with its charming market square, cobbled streets, and centuries-old abbey. But when council member Barry Fairbrother, well-liked and respected, dies of a stroke in his early forties, the town is left in shock. It's also left with a plethora of candidates ready to fill his vacant seat, and that's when the fun, or the trouble, begins. Because the inhabitants of this little town, so warm and friendly to all appearances, have deep-seated resentments and agendas--rich hate poor, teenagers defy their parents, husbands and wives disagree violently, and teachers despair of ever teaching their students anything! This ia a black comedy, well-written and amusing, and if you admire J. K. Rowling of Harry Potter fame, you'll probably like this book, her first adult novel. But there are ao many plot lines and such an abundance of characters this reader, for one, had trouble keeping it all straight.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":180,"string":"180"}}},{"rowIdx":181,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2E4WUWU47USRN"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"We have developed a needle friendly pressure sensitive adhesive that will not lead to gummy needles or residue build up on hoops or needles. Press and Wash allows you to embroider bulky items like heavy towels , socks , equipment cases, luggage , backpacks etc. It also eliminates hoop ring burn on towels, leather, velvet and satin and other items that are adversely affected by hooping. Press and Wash eliminates any need for messy &, toxic and adhesive sprays. The non woven tear away stabilizer used is a very stable & dense 1.5 oz product. Directions: 1. Hoop with the release paper side facing up. 2. Score the surface of the release paper with the point of a scissor, a knife or a pin. 3. Peel back the paper to expose the sticky side of the stabilizer. 4. Stick down the item to be embroidered and smooth out wrinkles. 5. Embroider your garment. 6. Remove the excess stabilizer by gently tearing it away from around the stitches.7. Washing the garment will remove excess residus around the stitches. Please note that our 1.5 oz tear away will support 6-8,000 stitches of a moderately dense design. If your design has a higher stitch count or is very dense it is suggested that you float another layer of medium tear away under the hoop, it is not necessary to use an adhesive on this layer. We suggest with adhesive stabilizers that embroiderers slow down machine speeds, use titanium needles and spray a little silicone on the needles.\". The summary of the review text is \"Almost perfect in every way\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm a pretty new at embroidery and somewhat overwhelmed by all the stabilizer options. I'm still learning which stabilizer to use for which project but I used the Press & Wash to make some Christmas presents and was very happy with it. I was embroidering on quilting cotton and the Press & Wash provided enough adhesion to securely hold the fabric in place but was also not so sticky that I couldn't reposition the fabric on the stabilizer to get all the wrinkles out. I didn't have any problem with the stabilizer separating from the backing on the roll and basically found the whole process pretty painless. After 4 placemats, each with 9 thread changes, I found no evidence of the adhesive on the needle.\n\nAbout the only complaint I had was that it is supposed to be \"tear-away\" but I found it didn't tear as easily as I expected. As I said, I'm inexperienced so maybe that is normal but I had to apply more force than I wanted in order to get the non-woven material to tear. I was afraid of damaging the stitching so I treated it as \"cut-away\" and then soaked the pieces to dissolve the stabilizer that remained. That worked perfectly.\n\nAs I get more experience I'm sure I'll be using other stabilizers but, for now, the Press & Wash has been everything I've needed in a stabilizer. It's out of stock on Amazon right now but I intend to order more when it's available again. (I hope that's soon!)"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm a pretty new at embroidery and somewhat overwhelmed by all the stabilizer options. I'm still learning which stabilizer to use for which project but I used the Press & Wash to make some Christmas presents and was very happy with it. I was embroidering on quilting cotton and the Press & Wash provided enough adhesion to securely hold the fabric in place but was also not so sticky that I couldn't reposition the fabric on the stabilizer to get all the wrinkles out. I didn't have any problem with the stabilizer separating from the backing on the roll and basically found the whole process pretty painless. After 4 placemats, each with 9 thread changes, I found no evidence of the adhesive on the needle.\n\nAbout the only complaint I had was that it is supposed to be \"tear-away\" but I found it didn't tear as easily as I expected. As I said, I'm inexperienced so maybe that is normal but I had to apply more force than I wanted in order to get the non-woven material to tear. I was afraid of damaging the stitching so I treated it as \"cut-away\" and then soaked the pieces to dissolve the stabilizer that remained. That worked perfectly.\n\nAs I get more experience I'm sure I'll be using other stabilizers but, for now, the Press & Wash has been everything I've needed in a stabilizer. It's out of stock on Amazon right now but I intend to order more when it's available again. (I hope that's soon!)"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Embroidery Scissors\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Your grandmother would recognize these\n\nReview: Sweet little pair of embroidery scissors. Traditionally, every sewing basket would have a pair of \"stork\" scissors in it for use when precision is required when snipping threads.\n\nThese fit nicely into the trays I keep sewing notions in and are great at what they do. The green lacquer is a bit sloppy in a few places and looks like it got splashed on the blades. That hasn't affected the performance of the scissors at all so it's not a big deal for me.\n\nI've had a pair of folding scissors that I've used for many years for the kind of thread clipping these scissors do. The points on these are much sharper than the folding scissors and make it much easier to get to the exact thread you want to clip.\n\nI just wish the finger holes were a little bit larger. The openings are small enough that I need both hands to get the scissors off my fingers when I'm done trimming. My little folding scissors have larger holes and I can take them off one-handed. That's why 4 stars instead of 5.","Product: # 348 Yarn guide is a convenient ring type yarn guide that slips on your finger and separates yarns.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Too small for my fingers\n\nReview: I was hoping this would help me both with double-knitting (2 stands) and learning to purl comfortably in Continental (1 strand). Unfortunately, I'm a man with man-sized hands and this is just too small for my fingers. If I get it to the point where it will stay on my fingertip, it cuts off circulation and my fingertip goes numb. I've seen some other ones that are coiled wire -- maybe they will expand enough that I can wear one without going numb.\n\nI realize that most of the people wearing this are going to be women with smaller fingers than mine, but there *are* more male knitters out there than most people think. My dad told me about a lot of servicemen learning to knit during World War II so I feel I'm just carrying on that tradition. :-D","Product: # 348 Yarn guide is a convenient ring type yarn guide that slips on your finger and separates yarns.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Too small for my fingers\n\nReview: I was hoping this would help me both with double-knitting (2 stands) and learning to purl comfortably in Continental (1 strand). Unfortunately, I'm a man with man-sized hands and this is just too small for my fingers. If I get it to the point where it will stay on my fingertip, it cuts off circulation and my fingertip goes numb. I've seen some other ones that are coiled wire -- maybe they will expand enough that I can wear one without going numb.\n\nI realize that most of the people wearing this are going to be women with smaller fingers than mine, but there *are* more male knitters out there than most people think. My dad told me about a lot of servicemen learning to knit during World War II so I feel I'm just carrying on that tradition. :-D","Product: Dritz quilting crystal glass head pins, 1-7/8-inch - 100 count. These straight pins are perfect for basting. Featuring heat resistant 5mm crystal glass ball heads. Packaged in a reusable plastic box.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: They bend but that's easy to fix\n\nReview: I like how easy these pins are to insert but dislike how easy they are to bend doing that. They are really very thin for their length but the point is so sharp they slide in very easily.\n\nI was using them to make pillowcases \"burrito\" style and was pinning through 5 layers of not very heavy cotton fabric and had to be careful not to bend them. Being so thin, however, they weren't difficult to straighten out again.\n\nI like the glass heads since they are safe to iron over. 1 or 2 of the pins did not have a head when I opened the package so I just discarded them. Their thinness makes it tempting to try sewing over them but I have a new Brother sewing machine and don't want to risk damaging it. Besides, they are as easy to remove as they are to insert.","Product: Includes: GO! Cutter, 10 x 24 Die, 10 x 24 Mat, and Quilt in a Day Catalog\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My birthday present to myself\n\nReview: I am just delighted with my new AccuQuilt fabric cutter. I am making a Carpenter's Star baby quilt for my 2nd grand-nephew and had a ton of half-square triangle pieces to cut. It probably would have taken me most of a day with a rotary cutter and mat to cut them and the binding and border strips from over 20 different fabric patterns. With the AccuQuilt cutter I cut all of the pieces in about 1 hours and I was taking my time because I am still getting used to this cutter. I highly recommend going through your fabric scraps and using them to practice before cutting any \"special\" fabric for a project. It's important to get in the habit of checking the orientation of the fabric before running it through the cutter. The fabric must be placed on the dies so that the selvage (if it still has one) is aligned with the direction of travel through the cutter not perpendicular to it. Keep that in mind and you won't have any trouble.","Product: Keep your bobbins organized on top of color matching thread spools. Fits on all brands of home sewing and embroidery thread spools. Made of quality rubber that adjust to any spool diameter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best solution for keeping bobbins and thread together\n\nReview: I bought these and three other styles of bobbin holders and these are by far the best for my purposes. YMMV. All of the styles I tested worked with regular spools (I go all the way back to wooden spools of thread bought at Woolworth's! [you young whippersnappers can ask your grandparents]) but these were the only ones that worked with my cones of thread. They spread out enough to keep the bobbin with the cone even though they are somewhat loose and wobble around. All the others I tried would fall right out of the cones.\n\nMost of the holders I tried (including these) also had a problem when used in the regular spools if those are stored on pins or pegs in a storage case or rack. The pins encounter the bobbin holder before the spool is completely down over the pin and sitting flatly. The <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> were the only ones that did not go so deeply into the hole in the spool as to cause the spool to get hung up before it was all the way down. They also have an opening that allows the pin or peg to come through the other holders block the pins.\n\nThese are all the bobbin holders I tried:\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/BOBBIN-HOLDER-BOBBINI-12-Pieces-Storage-Bobbins-on-Top-of-Thread-Spools-Fits-Type-L-Class-A-15-and-Class-M-Bobbins-and-works-on-most-sewing-thread-spools-By-Smartneedle/dp/B00QTAK8WU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">BOBBIN HOLDER'BOBBINI' (12 Pieces). Storage Bobbins on Top of Thread Spools. Fits Type L, Class A(15) and Class M Bobbins and works on most sewing thread spools. By Smartneedle.</a> (IMHO, the best all-round solution when cones are involved)\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> (best if you use only spools stored on pins or pegs if they had worked with cones they would have been my first choice)\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Bobbin-Buddies-Set-of-20-Keep-Your-Bobbin-Threads-Matched-Up-with-Your-Thread-Spools/dp/B013OD5GMG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Bobbin Buddies ~ Set of 20 ~ Keep Your Bobbin Threads Matched Up with Your Thread Spools</a> (2nd best with cones fall out more easily than the \"Bobbini\")\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/June-Tailor-Thread-Mate-Spool-and-Bobbin-Storage/dp/B011Q1XVY8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">June Tailor Thread Mate Spool and Bobbin Storage</a> (work well in spools but definitely interfere with pins or pegs through the spools)\n\nThe <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> help to control the loose thread ends both from the bobbin and from the spool. The bobbin is held firmly enough that it does not turn easily when the thread is pulled. This means you can wrap that loose thread end from the bobbin around one of the projections on the holder designed for that purpose. The loose thread end from the spool can be wrapped around a different projection (there are 3). Helps keep things tidy. With other bobbin holders I purchased a few feet of \" I.D. clear plastic hose from the hardware store. I sliced off a bunch of \" - \" rings (measure the space between the top & bottom of your bobbins to get the correct size) and made a single cut at one spot on each ring. That left me with curled plastic strips that could be placed over the thread on a bobbin to keep it from unwinding easily. 50 rings cost me less than 2 dollars!","Product: Bulk. Not in retail packaging.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: They work but not perfectly\n\nReview: I bought these and three other styles of bobbin holders to see which would work best for me. These are simple and do their job well but were not the right choice for me. YMMV. All of the styles I tested worked with regular spools (I go all the way back to wooden spools of thread bought at Woolworth's! [you young whippersnappers can ask your grandparents]) but these were almost useless with my cones of thread. I had to pull the legs far apart to spread them more than they usually are or they'd simply fall right out the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/BOBBIN-HOLDER-BOBBINI-12-Pieces-Storage-Bobbins-on-Top-of-Thread-Spools-Fits-Type-L-Class-A-15-and-Class-M-Bobbins-and-works-on-most-sewing-thread-spools-By-Smartneedle/dp/B00QTAK8WU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">BOBBIN HOLDER'BOBBINI' (12 Pieces). Storage Bobbins on Top of Thread Spools. Fits Type L, Class A(15) and Class M Bobbins and works on most sewing thread spools. By Smartneedle.</a> were the only ones that worked well with both spools and cones.\n\nMost of the holders I tried (including these) also had a problem when used in the regular spools if those are stored on pins or pegs in a storage case or rack. The pins encounter the bobbin holder before the spool is completely down over the pin and sitting flatly. The <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> were the only ones that have an opening that allows the pin or peg to pass through the other holders block the pins. You may be able to get the long legs of these \"Bobbin Buddies\" and a storage pin or peg to fit in the same hole in a spool of thread but it's not guaranteed.\n\nThese are all the bobbin holders I tried:\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/BOBBIN-HOLDER-BOBBINI-12-Pieces-Storage-Bobbins-on-Top-of-Thread-Spools-Fits-Type-L-Class-A-15-and-Class-M-Bobbins-and-works-on-most-sewing-thread-spools-By-Smartneedle/dp/B00QTAK8WU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">BOBBIN HOLDER'BOBBINI' (12 Pieces). Storage Bobbins on Top of Thread Spools. Fits Type L, Class A(15) and Class M Bobbins and works on most sewing thread spools. By Smartneedle.</a> (IMHO, the best all-round solution when cones are involved)\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> (best if you use only spools stored on pins or pegs if they had worked with cones they would have been my first choice)\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Bobbin-Buddies-Set-of-20-Keep-Your-Bobbin-Threads-Matched-Up-with-Your-Thread-Spools/dp/B013OD5GMG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Bobbin Buddies ~ Set of 20 ~ Keep Your Bobbin Threads Matched Up with Your Thread Spools</a> (2nd best with cones fall out more easily than the \"Bobbini\")\n- <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/June-Tailor-Thread-Mate-Spool-and-Bobbin-Storage/dp/B011Q1XVY8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">June Tailor Thread Mate Spool and Bobbin Storage</a> (work well in spools but definitely interfere with pins or pegs through the spools)\n\nThe <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> help to control the loose thread ends both from the bobbin and from the spool. The bobbin is held firmly enough that it does not turn easily when the thread is pulled. This means you can wrap that loose thread end from the bobbin around one of the projections on the holder designed for that purpose. The loose thread end from the spool can be wrapped around a different projection (there are 3). Helps keep things tidy. With other bobbin holders I purchased a few feet of \" I.D. clear plastic hose from the hardware store. I sliced off a bunch of \" - \" rings (measure the space between the top & bottom of your bobbins to get the correct size) and made a single cut at one spot on each ring. That left me with curled plastic strips that could be placed over the thread on a bobbin to keep it from unwinding easily. 50 rings cost me less than 2 dollars!","Product: Singer Machine Needle Organizer is the perfect storage device so that you will be able to identify needles quickly and easily. Inside there are convenient compartments for storing different types of needles together. Each section offers storage for ball point, regular point, heavy duty and sheer needles. Each package contains one clear plastic machine needle organizer.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: This must be a joke!\n\nReview: Boy, a classic case of appearances can be deceiving. I'm beginning to learn that Singer is no longer a brand name you can rely on for better than average quality products. Most of what I've been running into lately is cheap Chinese junk.\n\nI purchased the identical item from JoAnn's rather than Amazon simply because I was ordering a bunch of sale items & thought this would be handy. The bottle part is divided into 4 chambers labeled \"Regular Point,\" \"Sheer,\" \"Heavy Duty,\" and \"Ball Point.\" There is a fixed cap on top of the bottle that has 2 small holes for each chamber. Then there is a rotating cap that has a larger hole in it. You rotate the cap until the hole in the movable cap lines up with one or both of the holes in the stationary cap then tilt the bottle and needle(s) fall out.\n\nSadly, the rotating cap not affixed very well to the stationary cap and comes off very easily. When that happens all of the holes to all of the chambers are exposed and needles come out everywhere. This sometimes happens in my sewing kit and is a PITA to deal with.\n\nAnother deficiency (in my opinion) is that there is no way to separate needles by size. It's not uncommon to have more than one size of a particular type of needle. I have 11, 12 & 14 in ballpoint needles and 10, 12, 14 & 16 in universal needles (I guess that's what they call \"Regular Point\") plus assorted other types and sizes. So, when 3 \"Sheer\" needles come out of this container, what size(s) are they? I know it's usually imprinted on the needle but my eyes aren't good enough to read the size without a magnifying glass or jeweler's loupe,\n\nA far better organizer (again, IMHO) is the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Blue-Feather-My-Pad-for-Needles-Machine-Needle-Organizer/dp/B00AYD3FH8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Blue Feather My Pad for Needles Machine Needle Organizer</a>. It looks like it will meet my needs much better than this Singer toy. It's too bad Singer didn't make it a little taller I could use it as a toothpick dispenser! :-D","Product: 13\" Flipper\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Still haven't got the hang of it\n\nReview: I bought this when my old plastic/nylon/whatever spatula broke. I expected it would take a while for me to get comfortable with something this different from a traditional spatula. I really only wanted this for eggs or pancakes -- I use tongs for meat.\n\nI've used it for several weeks now and successfully flipping an egg over easy is still iffy. When I first try to get it under the egg it starts sliding the egg around the griddle before I get it under far enough to flip. I end up chasing the egg around the griddle and frequently break the yolk (I hate that!) before I get it flipped. I usually spray the griddle with a little butter-flavored cooking spray so maybe I need to spray the flipper also. Hopefully it will slide under more easily if both the pan and the flipper are sprayed.","Product: Proctor Silex Plus 76370p Extra-tall Can Opener; White; New; Free Shipping\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Malevolent Mess Making Machine\n\nReview: I suppose \"malevolent\" isn't the best adjective since it implies an evil purpose and this machine isn't evil, just poorly designed.\n\nMy first complaint about it is that the cutting mechanism is just a fixed blade that pierces the lid and cuts it as the can rotates under it. This produces a very ragged, wavy edge to the lid. My old can opener had a rotating circular blade which produced a much more even and smooth edge. I haven't cut my fingers yet but it seems like it would be easier to do on the ragged edge.\n\nMy second complaint is probably a result of that fixed blade. Just as the cut is about to be completed, the lid tilts to the right and dips into the contents of the can. Then, as the cut is completed, it suddenly tilts level again and flings part of the contents across the counter. This isn't as noticeable when the contents are more solid, such as canned beans, but is pretty messy when opening a can of liquid, such as chicken broth. Also, when the contents are all liquid, the lid is usually not caught by the magnet and has to be fished out of the can.\n\nThis can opener is going in my next yard sale while I continue to search for a better replacement for my old Rival can opener.","Product: Magnificent faux silk grommet top curtain An inexpensive alternative to silk curtains Soho Panel Measures 55\" wide Tribeca Panel Measures 56\" wide Each panel is sold individually Our suggestions on how to achieve this looks is as follows: Single Window - 2 Tribeca and 1 Soho (shown in picture) Windows up to 72\" wide - 2 Tribeca and 2 Soho Windows up to 96\" wide - 4 Tribeca and 2 Soho Windows up to 120\" wide - 4 Tribeca and 3 Soho Windows up to 144\" wide - 4 Tribeca and 4 Soho 100% Polyester Machine Washable\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Could not be happier\n\nReview: I'm extremely pleased with this purchase. I'm repainting and \"spiffing up\" the house before putting it on the market so everything is supposed to be neutral. Under normal conditions I would probably have chosen one of the brighter colors like Crimson or Mandarin but I went with the Sand and it was a good choice. It's more of a gold color than a beige which helps make the room brighter without being harsh. Hanging at my windows, the color more closely matches the appearance of the Saffron color on my monitor.\n\nThe panels did have to be washed and ironed before they were hung, though. I tried just hanging them to see if the packing wrinkles would come out but, after more than a week, they were still there. Since I'm doing two windows I have four panels. The first pair I followed the instructions and washed them in cold water then line dried them. The wrinkles were still very noticeable so I ironed them on the acrylic/rayon setting (medium on my iron) and they ironed out beautifully even though they were dry. The second pair I washed but ironed them without line drying thinking the wrinkles might come out faster with the fabric damp. Wrong! The wrinkles didn't really come out until the heat from the iron had dried the fabric *then* they came out. My attempt to complete the chore quicker ended up taking longer. Lesson learned.\n\nOnce they had been washed and ironed they really look great at the windows. They hang very nicely and the grommets provides nice even folds. Amazingly, they look just like the pictures! There is enough of a sheen to them that they could easily be mistaken for silk by casual observation. I would describe them as semi-sheer as they let plenty of light through but still provide a level of privacy. I hope Amazon continues to carry them until I'm in my next house. I wouldn't hesitate to use them there (just not so neutral! :-D ).","Product: Contemporary styled white daisy chain lace make a contrasting border on the solid color base cloth of this medium weight woven fabric tier program. the matching valance and swag complete the contemporary ensemble.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Brightens up the kitchen\n\nReview: I used these with the matching tailored valance to dress a double kitchen window. They look great. They don't really block much light which is good since I'm getting ready to sell my house. The sage color comes very close to matching the green in the tile backsplash so it all ties together well. Definitely an improvement over the tired lace curtains they replaced.\n\nThe quality isn't top-shelf by any means but how much wear and tear will curtains like this get? They're decorative as opposed to functional. None of the seams were coming out but there were more loose threads than I'd normally expect. A quick trip through the washer and then a warm iron to the reverse side and they came out looking great.\n\nDepending on the configuration of my next home, I would use these again. They'd also be great at a bathroom window.","Product: This Premium T55 Home Brewing System by Bosch uses savvy exclusive barcode system to scan each T DISC, the brewer identifying precise brewing instructions with the exact pressure, temperature, water and time duration, so each and every drink is perfect. A delicious cup of your favorite coffeehouse-style beverage is yours at the touch of a button. The stylish machine design offers quiet operation, low energy consumption and on-demand heating for fast start-up time.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Yum freshly brewed coffee\n\nReview: I noticed I wasn't drinking as much coffee as I used to and was frequently pouring more than half of a full pot of coffee down the drain. I decided to try a single-serve coffee brewer to cut down on the waste. After a lot of research I chose this Tassimo T55 brewer. I've been very satisfied with it but now that it's so easy to make a fresh cup of coffee I find I'm back to drinking 3-4 cups of coffee each day instead of 1-2.\n\nI haven't had any problems with it at all. The only negative thing I can say about it is that it is rather noisy. I don't know if all single-serve coffee brewers are noisy or just this one. It doesn't really bother me. In fact, when I'm doing other things in the kitchen (like unloading the dishwasher) while the coffee is brewing, the noise stopping tells me the coffee is ready.\n\nSome comments on single-serve coffee brewers in general. It irritates me that all those little plastic pods I'm throwing away cannot be recycled. From an environmental viewpoint my old full-pot coffee brewer is a better choice. I wish the single-serve brewer manufacturers would come up with a biodegradable pod. I'd switch to that in a heartbeat.\n\nAlso, it is **MUCH** less expensive to make full pots of coffee in a \"regular\" coffee brewer than to brew individual cups. I can buy more than a pound of whole bean or ground coffee for the same price as a package of 14 or 16 T-discs. But, by paying more, you get a freshly brewed cup of coffee every time instead of coffee which may have been sitting on the warmer for hours. It's a tradeoff between quality and economy.","Product: These luxury bath mats provide an elegant update to any bathroom or spa. Long Staple Cotton is softer, more absorbent, and washes better than average cotton. Bath linen quality is determined by the GSM (grams per square meter); a higher GSM means that the bath mat is more absorbent and longer lasting. At a price that won't break the bank, these bath mats are the affordable touch of luxury you've been missing. You have our word that we will do everything that we can to make sure returning your product is not necessary. However, should the need arise for any reason, please contact us to obtain authorization for a full refund or exchange if you have any issues with your product. Please request this refund or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order. For all returns within the 30 day return period, eLuxurySupply will provide a prepaid return label for a completely free return.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Made in the US by a veteran-owned company\n\nReview: These mats seem to be very well made. I ran them through the washer and dryer before using them and didn't notice any loose strands or excessive shedding. There was a fair amount of puffy lint in the filter after they were dried but I expect that from new towels and bath mats.\n\nI especially like these mats because they are made in the US by a veteran-owned company. I bought the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/600-GSM-Towel-Set-100-Percent-Egyptian-Cotton-by-ExceptionalSheets-Sage/dp/B00IO6JQLG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">600 GSM Towel Set 100 Percent Egyptian Cotton by ExceptionalSheets, Sage</a> at the same time I bought these mats and they appear to be equally well made.\n\nMy bathroom has just been repainted with off-white walls and medium beige trim so the sage color looks a little pale. I think I'm going to find a dark brown rug to go in front of the sink and a few dark brown towels to mix in with the sage towels -- kind of a mint chocolate chip look. :-) I'm usually a lot bolder with colors but I'm making everything as neutral as possible before putting my house up for sale.","Product: Design ideas waste can made from durable, dust-defying stainless steel mesh. 11.5-Inch diameter perfect for any office, fits easily under desks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice, but it took two tries\n\nReview: Very stylish. I have a number of mesh pieces holding pens, paper clips, etc. on my desktop and this matches perfectly. The only caveat is to remember to use it to throw away only paper or other items that will not slip through the holes. You can't put pencil shaving, etc. in it without them falling through the mesh and onto the floor. If you use a plastic liner to solve that problem, you destroy the looks of the wastebasket. Still, I'm very pleased with my purchase.\n\nHowever, Amazon needs to rethink how this item is packaged for shipping. The first one I received came FedEx and the box showed signs of having been slightly crushed. Apparently it was enough to dent the can inside. I had to return it. The 2nd one came UPS and the box was in pristine condition as was the wastebasket inside. It's not just the carrier UPS crushes stuff too. The wastebasket ships on its side. A cylinder does not have as much crush-resistance side-to-side as it does top-to-bottom. Maybe if they had used those little bags of air instead of just some crumpled paper it wouldn't have dented. Ideally it would have form-fitting styrofoam blocks for shipping.","Product: You know heat is very bad for electronics. You know your notebook is running hot. Now you will know how Thermaltake's latest Massive23 LX performance notebook cooler can help you to cool down your notebook that holds some of the most important files or memories of your life. Massive23 LX, with its massive and oversized 230mm ultra-quiet fan effectively push incredible amount of air while producing unnoticeable noise output. The embedded blue LEDs inside the fan as well as the fan itself can be easily turned On or Off with a built-in switch. Handles designed into the cooler allow users to effortlessly carry the notebook cooler with them wherever they go. Low power draw from the fan puts minimum strain on your notebook's battery power.Air Flow 18 - 54.6 CFM.Supports laptop size from 10-Inch to 17-Inch.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Taken in by the lights\n\nReview: I bought a new laptop cooler because, after 3 years, the fan in my current cooler was beginning to make noise. I didn't have to wait anywhere near that long for the Thermaltake cooler to make noise it did it right out of the box. This is going back to Amazon.\n\nIn Thermaltake's defense I have to say that this was purchased from the Amazon warehouse instead of brand new. The description said that the box was damaged but the product was in \"like new\" condition. Perhaps there was some hidden damage to the cooler itself which is causing the noise I don't know.\n\nI'm going to buy just a fan and replace the noisy one in my current cooler. I was suckered into this cooler by the pretty blue lights! :-D","Product: Mediasonic HomeWorx HW-150PVR is a digital converter box which converts Over-The-Air ATSC digital broadcast to your analog TV. The built-in Media Player function allows user to play back video files via USB connection. If user encounter technical difficulty, please contact support@mediasonicusa.com Please Note: This product does NOT work with Cable Provider such as Comcast, DirecTV, DISH Network, Time Warner Cable, etc. In General, all encrypted signal will not work with this unit.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: At least it was cheap\n\nReview: I've had this device for about a year now and, day by day, I get more frustrated with it. All I want to do is record OTA shows (primarily PBS) and view them later. I originally was using a 32GB memory stick but found that 1080p channels would not record and playback smoothly. There would be gaps or skips in both the sound and the video and not always at the same time. When I switched to a 2TB external HDD, this problem went away.\n\nWhat hasn't gone away is that I can never depend on a scheduled recording actually being made. I haven't been able to discern a pattern sometimes a show is recorded, sometimes it's not. Most of my scheduled recordings are \"weekly\" as opposed to \"daily\" or 1-time only. Without me changing anything, one week a show will record and another week it won't. It's driving me crazy!\n\nAnother gremlin that's popped up recently is that asking the box to do anything via the remote usually causes it to re-initialize. I sit down to watch a show I've recorded, switch my receiver to input from the Mediasonic, hit \"USB\" on the remote and wait for something to happen. It often seems like the command from the remote didn't register with the box but, after sometimes 15-20 seconds, it finally responds usually by re-initializing. Once it has done that I can hit \"USB\" again and get to the recordings on the HDD and start watching. Sometimes it doesn't re-initialize on its own and I have to unplug and re-plug the power supply to get it to do anything. Really flaky!\n\nI have found the UI to be cumbersome and non-intuitive. The EPG will often not have any information about a show other than its name and time slot. All I want from this box is for it to act as a PVR. I don't need the digital to analog conversion function at all. The flakiness of this box has me looking for a replacement less than a year after I purchased it. Fortunately, there are other, better choices now for PVR devices. Thankfully, this one didn't cost a lot so I don't feel like I'm losing that much.\n\nETA: I forgot another pet peeve. Maybe it's the same with all devices of this sort but I lose closed captioning when I record a show. If I'm just using the Mediasonic to watch live OTA TV I get closed captions with no problem. If I watch a show I've recorded from the same channel no closed captions. As I have a hearing loss, this is a fairly big issue.","Product: Stylus Pens with Extra Sparkle Stylus pens enable you to use your capacitive touchscreen with increased accuracy making them perfect for typing longer messages and emails, or using drawing software. This bundle provides two cute gem covered stylus pens with soft rubber tips which will glide seamlessly across your screen. They also feature a handy clip to allow you to affix them to your pocket, belt or notebook. Contents: 2 x Bling Stylus Pens 1 x Microfiber Cleaning Cloth Compatible with: All capacitive touchscreen devices ECO-FUSED If for any reason you are unhappy with any product by ECO-FUSED, please do not hesitate to contact us. We take full ownership and responsibility for the quality of our products and will do our very best to solve your problem quickly and efficiently! ECO-FUSED -USPTO# 85557072- is a registered trademark protected by US Trademark Law. ECO-FUSED products are sold by authorized sellers only.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: They work what do you expect for less than a buck a piece?\n\nReview: As other reviewers have stated, the tapered silver tip is prone to coming loose and falling off. Not every pen did this but, on those that did, I used pliers to (SLIGHTLY!) crush the part that inserts into the barrel so it became slightly oval instead of round. That provided enough extra friction that the tip no longer falls out.\n\nOther than that issue, the pens have performed well. I haven't had them that long so I have no idea how long the ink will last. I try to keep a couple in every room in my house but, of course, there's never one handy when I need it. :-) The stylus part of each pen also works well especially on my iPhone. I'm older and my manual dexterity is not what it once was. The stylus makes it easy to hit the right letter whereas when using my finger I'll often hit a key next to the one I want.\n\nFor the money, I consider them a great buy. They're cheap enough that losing one of them is no catastrophe. For about the cost of breakfast at McDonalds, I can just buy another set when I've lost/broken/used up the current set.","Product: Supple and sophisticated, the Mele & Co. Lila forty-eight section jewelry box offers two story storage. A delightfully plush exterior opens up to a twenty-four compartment lift out tray plus twenty-four sections beneath - offering forty-eight sections in all - each measuring 1.5\" square. Sturdy dividers keep your earrings and rings easily corralled and well organized, making selection simple and enjoyable. Dividers can also be removed from the jewelry box to make room for larger accessories. The interior lid features a mirror to help you choose just the right piece as well as a Mele & Co. logo plate, accenting the company's brand legacy. Lid also includes a shirred catch pocket for larger hoop or chandelier earrings, bracelets and more. With so much storage in a fashion forward package, this jewelry case is a double decker delight! Dimensions: 10 1/2\" L x 7 1/2\" W x 4\" H.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Just what I needed\n\nReview: As a man I never had much in the way of jewelry and a simple 1-layer jewelry box served me for years. Recently I pierced one ear and started buying stud earrings. I soon needed a larger jewelry box. I purchased a different one here on Amazon but found out it was too general purpose. Mostly I needed something to keep the earrings in, not space for all types of jewelry. This Mele box was what I should have purchased in the first place. It's going to take me quite a while to fill most of the 48 sections.\n\nI like that there are 2 layers. I keep the silver earrings in the bottom layer with an anti-tarnish strip and keep the gold earrings in the top layer since gold doesn't tarnish. The only \"issue\" I have is that my larger male fingers sometimes have trouble getting an earring out of the section it's in. I just keep a spare set of tweezers in the box and use them to pick up the earring I want. A woman's smaller fingers may not have that problem. Longer fingernails would also help.\n\n8/7/14 Edited To Add: After using the jewelry box for a while I've noticed a tweak which would make it easier to use. Sometimes, when trying to lift the top tray, the dividers will lift up instead of the entire tray. It would be very helpful if the manufacturer would add a simple loop of ribbon or some other material inside each end of the top tray (not to the dividers) to make that tray easier to remove. To keep from lifting the dividers, I've learned to place a finger against the inside of the tray and press outward slightly before lifting. Works well enough but a loop of something would be nicer.","Product: Black/grey stretch long-leg boxer brief. Waistband wicks away moisture for added comfort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Snug but not tight\n\nReview: Several years ago I purchased similar boxer briefs (long leg, stretch) from a Jockey store in an outlet mall. I liked the way they looked and felt but thought they were on the expensive side. I decided to give the Hanes a try since they were much more reasonably priced. The Jockey briefs may feel ever so slightly better but I really have no complaints about the Hanes. They fit snugly, provide support, and don't stretch out or ride up as the day progresses. I cannot detect enough of a difference to justify spending the extra money for the Jockey label.\n\nOn a side note, my partner says he likes the stretch briefs since they give the appearance that there's more going on down there than there actually is! ;-)","Product: KNOCKER Classic fleece heavy duty sweatpants are very straight forward. These pants offer great warmth and comfort. Cotton blend material is very soft and flexible.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Too snug and too short\n\nReview: It's a shame the pair I got ran so small. They seem like nice, heavy sweatpants. I have a 40\" waist so I ordered XL based on Amazon's sizing chart. It was nowhere near large enough. I could get them on but they were very snug. The cord even pulled in and disappeared on one side. I don't think I would have been able to tie it.\n\nThe length was also a little short. I'm 6'1\" - 6'2\" and take a 33\" inseam when I can find it but can get by with a 32\" inseam. These must have had a 31\" inseam (I didn't measure it). There was an awful lot of ankle showing.\n\nThey're being returned to Amazon.","Product: The Plano 3650 Size Tackle Box helps keeps you organized so you can concentrate on catching the big one. It contains four 2-3650 Plano utility boxes with ample storage space for all your fishing needs. Featuring the DuraView front cover, it also provides room underneath the lid. All of Plano's 3600 series utility boxes are interchangeable for added versatility. The tackle box could also be used to store arts and crafts or nails and hardware. The tackle box includes a nameplate order form for a custom touch. It is covered by a limited lifetime warranty.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not just for fishing!\n\nReview: I bought this to hold all the little sewing notions that one accumulates over the years if one does any sewing at all. I've just gotten into quilting and decided I had to do a better job of organizing things. This tackle box works great for that purpose. The four storage drawers have a lot of flexibility since they have a bunch of moveable partitions that allow you to change the size and arrangement of individual compartments. The top is just one big open space that holds the things like darning eggs and pincushions that won't fit into a drawer.\n\nI'm very pleased with the way this is helping me keep track of all the \"stuff\" (like presser feet) that accompanies sewing machines and quilting. It's nice to know that everything is in one place now instead of scattered around in random containers.","Product: This step-by-step, hand-holding guide to knitting is EASY to watch and makes learning fast and simple. Although this DVD is packed with everything a beginner needs to know, the chapters are bite-sized. Beautiful and clear demonstrations can get you started knitting scarf in only 30 MINUTES._____ \n\nThere is a companion WEBSITE for the DVD where you can download lots of FREE beginner patterns! Scarves, Ponchos, Baby Blankets, Sweaters, and more._____\n\nWhat you'll learn: Casting On, The Knit Stitch (English & Continental), The Purl Stitch (English & Continental), Adding Yarn & Changing Colors, Bind Off, Increasing, Decreasing, Ribbing, Gauge, Finishing, First Aid Kit (how to fix mistakes)._____\n\nFeaturing broadcast quality video with close-up demonstrations. Playable WORLDWIDE. Watch on your DVD Player & TV or DVD-compatible COMPUTER!_____\n\nWe guarantee your satisfaction. If you don't love your DVD, send it back to us and we'll refund your money instantly.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best Way (for me) To Learn\n\nReview: I've been doing crochet for over 20 years and have tried to learn to knit several times during that period. None of the books or internet sites I tried were able to teach me. I never understood what I was supposed to be doing from the drawings or photos provided.\n\nHaving someone *show* me made all the difference! Also, having Nici assure me that it was normal to feel clumsy and uncomfortable at first really helped put me at ease. I've only been practicing for an hour or two a day for about a week now and I'm already working on the basketweave scarf. I can't believe that after all the efforts over the years, I'm finally knitting!\n\nI *highly* recommend this DVD. I'm over 60 years old and it's a thrill for this old dog to learn a new trick.","Product: The Defender Series case provides heavy duty protection against drops, dust and damage without taking away from the usability of your phone's features. The Defender Series case offers triple-layer protection and is built from a high-impact polycarbonate shell, durable silicone slipcover and a built-in screen protector, making it one of the toughest cases on the market. Why else do you think we called it the Defender Series?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Maximum protection but also maximum bulk\n\nReview: The only reason I'm giving 4 stars instead of 5 is that the massiveness of this case makes some of my other gadgets unusable. It won't fit into the docking station/clock radio I used to use. It won't fit into the air vent holder in my car. I can't use the adapter that let's me mount the iPhone on a tripod for shooting photos or videos. It turns the sleek, sexy iPhone 6 into clunky brick. Poor little iPhone is like a supermodel trapped in the body of a Russian peasant woman!\n\nSo why did I buy this case, you ask? Because the case I had originally purchased failed to provide adequate protection for the iPhone 6+. I had both the iPhone 4 and the iPhone 5 and never had a problem with them being damaged when dropped in a less over-engineered case. The 6-plus, though, is a different matter. I purchased the same type of case I had for the 4 and the 5 and expected my 6-plus to be safe. It wasn't. The case did not provide good protection at the corners and, of course, that's what hit the tile floor when I dropped the phone.\n\nI am confident the OtterBox will keep my 6-plus safe and secure in any likely scenario. I have a friend who runs marathons, goes mountain biking, and participates in Iron Man competitions. He swears by his OtterBox. He's dropped his phone is just about any terrain imaginable and the phone has always emerged unscathed.\n\nApple needs to come up with a screen design suited for the real world. I believe the majority of people have their iPhone in a case and therefore the sleek sophistication of the design isn't visible anyhow. None of my friends use a naked cell phone they're always in cases. The wrap-around glass screen on the iPhone now adds too much vulnerability without providing much aesthetic advantage since it's usually covered by some sort of case. Of course, OtterBox is probably hoping the iPhone 7 will be even more vulnerable! :-D","Product: Compatible printers: HP Officejet Pro 8000, HP Officejet Pro 8500\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Love/Hate -- I'm feeling the love\n\nReview: My HP 8500 A910n printer has a love/hate relationship with these cartridges. The 3 colors have been working fine but I periodically get an error from the printer concerning the black cartridge. I don't remember the exact wording now but it was something like \"unsupported\" or \"not genuine\" and the printer stops until the error is cleared. All I do is pop the cartridge out and pop it back in and the printer is happy again.\n\nNone of the cartridges correctly report the levels of ink remaining. The 3 color ones always show completely full and the black one always shows almost empty. I'm going to have to keep a spare set of cartridges for the day when these suddenly run out.\n\nConsidering the difference in price between these cartridges and OEM the issues I listed above are no big whoop. They work, they have quirks and idiosyncrasies, and they're attractively priced.\n\n__________\n\nEdited 06/28/2013: I just got the error again on the black cartridge. Here is the message that shows up on the printer's screen:\n\n\"The following ink cartridges appear to be missing or damaged\nK\nReplace the ink cartridges to resume printing\"\n\nAs I said above, removing the cartridge and re-inserting it clears the error and printing resumes. It's annoying but not show stopping. I'm more concerned about the ink levels not being reported correctly.\n\n__________\n\nEdited 07/18/2013 Several of the cartridges are now giving error messages and it finally reached the point where removing and re-inserting the cartridge would no longer remove the error message. A set of cartridges normally lasts me 6-8 months; these have lasted only about 2. I believe they could last longer but the errors are preventing them from functioning. I don't believe they are empty or close to it.\n\nI had high hopes for these cartridges. However, I've come to the decision that buying them is false economy. It irritates the hell out of me how much HP gouges us for ink cartridges but I'm going to have to use theirs. My printer doesn't get a lot of use but I don't have the time or the patience to keep futzing around with defective cartridges.\n\nRating has been dropped to 1-star.\n\n__________\n\nEdited 08/05/13\nI am raising the rating back up. I can't justify going above 3 stars because of all the issues I've had but I have to acknowledge Sophia Global's top-notch customer service. They read my review and left a comment asking me to contact them. I sent an email and this morning I received a phone call (a *PHONE* call! not an email!) They apologized for the problems I had been having and explained that some batches of cartridges had gone out without the chips properly reset. They explained step-by-step how a combination of cartridge issues and my attempts to work around them had made things seem worse than they really were. My career was in IT and I understood the technical parts of the explanation. They're issuing a full refund for the entire order and sending me a lagniappe for my inconvenience.\n\nI had read all the reviews before I ordered these cartridges and saw that, where there were problems, Sophia Global worked hard at resolving them with the customer. I have to say my own experience has borne this out. I've already purchased genuine HP cartridges (at HP's outrageous prices) so I should be good for another year or so. When the time comes I am going to have to decide whether I continue to line HP's pockets or give Sophia Global another chance. I may order from Sophia Global and, if the cartridges don't register properly when they're inserted, return them to Amazon. I don't want to go through another long, drawn-out decline. The cartridges either work 100% out of the box or they go back.\n\nI hope that by documenting my experiences I can help someone else make an informed decision about whether to buy these cartridges or not. Because of Sophia Global's customer service and the excellent price ( - of what HP wants!) I would probably say give them a chance. But I would also say to return the cartridges at the first sign things aren't working quite right.\n\nSo we have a \"meh\" on the cartridges and a \"bodacious\" on the customer service. A company that stands behind its merchandise to this extent is an endangered species nowadays. They deserve a chance.","Product: The Perky-Pet Red Glass Antique Bottle Hummingbird Feeder is one of Perky-Pet brand's most popular decorative feeders used to attract hummingbirds. The elegance and style of the antique bottle that holds 16 fl oz of nectar, along with its brushed silver accents and embossed hummingbird image will add a touch of class to any bird lovers yard. This decorative style feeder is a breeze to fill and clean, just unscrew the bottle from the base - it's that easy! Hummingbirds near and far will make this feeder a regular stop. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not really red glass but clear glass coated in red\n\nReview: Buyers should be aware that the bottle is not made of red glass but of clear glass with some sort of red coating. My habit is to thoroughly clean hummingbird feeders before I refill them. After rinsing them thoroughly in hot water I leave them to soak overnight in a 10% bleach solution. When I did that with this feeder much of the red color had been bleached away. That doesn't make the feeder any less effective the hummers find it with no problem but it isn't terribly attractive. Nonetheless, I've enjoyed watching the activity and have had no problems with leaks or dripping or anything else (other than the bleaching). I'd still buy it again but use a weaker bleach solution next time.","Product: 3M Peltor Optime 105 over-the-head earmuffs feature double-shell technology to provide effective hearing protection. The 3M Peltor Optime 105 Over-the-Head Earmuff has been developed for effective hearing protection in the most demanding noise environments where noise exposures are expected to reach as high as 105 dBA. The Optime 105 over-the-head earmuff features added mass and volume, plus a unique double-shell earcup design (two cups connected via foam inner layer) to boost the noise reduction throughout the full range of low and high frequencies. The durable stainless steel headband resists bending and warping and distributes weight for a low-pressure fit. The lightweight headband works in conjunction with earcup pivot points that tilt to maximize wearer comfort. Soft, liquid &foam filled cushions help the earmuffs fit comfortably against the head to help provide an effective noise-blocking seal.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best I've ever had!\n\nReview: These are by far the best hearing protectors I've ever used. I already use hearing aids because I have tinnitus and a hearing loss. I need protection when using my lawn tractor to prevent further loss. Prior to purchasing these, I used a set gotten for me by my airline pilot brother-in-law. He said they were the same ones used by the ground crews at the airport. I thought they were pretty good but they can't compare with these 3M protectors. After more than 10 years, the foam in the ear cups was deteriorating so I bought the 3M set. I wish I had replaced them years ago.\n\nThe adjustment is a little stiff but, once adjusted, they are quite comfortable and cover my ears completely. The noise deadening is better than the airport earmuffs. The sound of the lawn tractor is muffled enough that I don't have to turn up the volume on my iPod while cutting the grass. The lawn tractor is a steady low-frequency noise and they work very well with that situation. I can't comment on how well they muffle high-frequency sounds since that's where my hearing loss is. I also don't know how well they'd work with sharp noises like a rifle or shotgun. They serve my needs and that's really all that matters to me.","Product: Decorate how you want, when you want without damaging your walls. Command Picture Hanging Strips let you fearlessly hang pictures without nails or tools. Not just for picture frames, these wall hangers are also great for creating a gallery wall, hanging college dorm decor, wooden letters, nursery dcor, acoustic foam boards, and more. These picture-frame hangers click together to lock in place and keep your pictures level. When you're ready to redecorate your space, the Command Strips remove cleanly and damage-free.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: What to use when regular strips are too wide\n\nReview: I'm getting ready to put my house up for sale and, as part of that effort, all existing nail holes have been filled and sanded and the walls painted. I don't want to put new holes in the walls so, except for my largest pieces, I'm hanging everything with Command strips. These are intended for narrow frames where the regular strips would just be too wide. So far they've been working well and doing what they're supposed to do. When I move out I'll just peel the paintings off the wall and remove the of the strip that sticks to the wall. When I get to my next home I'll only have to attach a strip to the wall since the frame will still have its existing strip. That will help reduce the cost. A few small nails are A LOT cheaper than these Command strips. It's going to cost me 20-30 bucks to hang everything but it will be worth it.\n\nAnother advantage is that, if the stager doesn't like where I have put the various art pieces, it will be easy to move them following her advice.","Product: This product is ideal for seniors that need that little bit of extra lightning to move around their home\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best I've ever found\n\nReview: This is the 2nd set of these lights I've purchased and now have them in every room and hallway in the house. I like that they point down toward the floor and don't shine up into my eyes. I've also been impressed that the light sensor works even in hallways with no windows. They still turn off during the day and light up at night.\n\nI hope Energizer continues to make these lights for a long, long time. I'm getting ready to move and want to use the same lights in my new place (I may be a nice guy and leave these for the buyers we'll see). I have tried a number of different LED path lights and these are, by far, the best I've run across.","Product: Make any space yours with 3M Command Picture Hanging Strips, a damage-free solution for decorating your home or office. Ideal for frames and other items 16 pounds or less, these handy strips will lock your pictures securely onto a variety of surfaces. Thanks to the innovative 3M Command adhesive strips, you can mount and remount pictures without damaging your walls- no nails, tacks, or tape required. Available in a several sizes and colors.\nDecorating possibilities abound with 3M Command Picture Hanging Strips. Display framed pictures, lightweight clocks and mirrors, and artwork on just about any wall in your home. Use these hanging strips to mount a dry erase board to your fridge for leaving messages, add pictures and favorite memorabilia to dorm rooms, personalize your office by hanging your diploma and awards. These strips allow you to take command of your space by adding your own personal style. You can easily remove the picture hanging strips without damaging the walls, so you're free to experiment with new decorating ideas and change your environment as often as you'd like. However you hang it, your item will lock securely into place.\n\nApplying 3M Command Picture Hanging Strips to just about any flat, clean surface is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Allow the adhesive strip an hour to set after application. An ideal alternative to nails, tacks, or tape, 3M Command Adhesive holds strong, yet doesn't leave a sticky residue or stains. To remove, simply grasp the hook and stretch the 3M Command Strip straight down slowly until the base and strip release from the wall. With 3M Command, redecorating or relocating items is easier than ever.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Expensive, but worth it\n\nReview: I'm getting ready to put my house up for sale and, as part of that effort, all existing nail holes have been filled and sanded and the walls painted. I don't want to put new holes in the walls so, except for my largest pieces, I'm hanging everything with Command strips. So far they've been working well and doing what they're supposed to do. When I move out I'll just peel the paintings off the wall and remove the of the strip that sticks to the wall. When I get to my next home I'll only have to attach a strip to the wall since the frame will still have its existing strip. That will help reduce the cost. A few small nails are A LOT cheaper than these Command strips. It's going to cost me 20-30 bucks to hang everything but it will be worth it.\n\nAnother advantage is that, if the stager doesn't like where I have put the various art pieces, it will be easy to move them following her advice."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Embroidery Scissors\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Your grandmother would recognize these\\n\\nReview: Sweet little pair of embroidery scissors. Traditionally, every sewing basket would have a pair of \\\"stork\\\" scissors in it for use when precision is required when snipping threads.\\n\\nThese fit nicely into the trays I keep sewing notions in and are great at what they do. The green lacquer is a bit sloppy in a few places and looks like it got splashed on the blades. That hasn't affected the performance of the scissors at all so it's not a big deal for me.\\n\\nI've had a pair of folding scissors that I've used for many years for the kind of thread clipping these scissors do. The points on these are much sharper than the folding scissors and make it much easier to get to the exact thread you want to clip.\\n\\nI just wish the finger holes were a little bit larger. The openings are small enough that I need both hands to get the scissors off my fingers when I'm done trimming. My little folding scissors have larger holes and I can take them off one-handed. That's why 4 stars instead of 5.\",\n \"Product: # 348 Yarn guide is a convenient ring type yarn guide that slips on your finger and separates yarns.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Too small for my fingers\\n\\nReview: I was hoping this would help me both with double-knitting (2 stands) and learning to purl comfortably in Continental (1 strand). Unfortunately, I'm a man with man-sized hands and this is just too small for my fingers. If I get it to the point where it will stay on my fingertip, it cuts off circulation and my fingertip goes numb. I've seen some other ones that are coiled wire -- maybe they will expand enough that I can wear one without going numb.\\n\\nI realize that most of the people wearing this are going to be women with smaller fingers than mine, but there *are* more male knitters out there than most people think. My dad told me about a lot of servicemen learning to knit during World War II so I feel I'm just carrying on that tradition. :-D\",\n \"Product: # 348 Yarn guide is a convenient ring type yarn guide that slips on your finger and separates yarns.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Too small for my fingers\\n\\nReview: I was hoping this would help me both with double-knitting (2 stands) and learning to purl comfortably in Continental (1 strand). Unfortunately, I'm a man with man-sized hands and this is just too small for my fingers. If I get it to the point where it will stay on my fingertip, it cuts off circulation and my fingertip goes numb. I've seen some other ones that are coiled wire -- maybe they will expand enough that I can wear one without going numb.\\n\\nI realize that most of the people wearing this are going to be women with smaller fingers than mine, but there *are* more male knitters out there than most people think. My dad told me about a lot of servicemen learning to knit during World War II so I feel I'm just carrying on that tradition. :-D\",\n \"Product: Dritz quilting crystal glass head pins, 1-7/8-inch - 100 count. These straight pins are perfect for basting. Featuring heat resistant 5mm crystal glass ball heads. Packaged in a reusable plastic box.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: They bend but that's easy to fix\\n\\nReview: I like how easy these pins are to insert but dislike how easy they are to bend doing that. They are really very thin for their length but the point is so sharp they slide in very easily.\\n\\nI was using them to make pillowcases \\\"burrito\\\" style and was pinning through 5 layers of not very heavy cotton fabric and had to be careful not to bend them. Being so thin, however, they weren't difficult to straighten out again.\\n\\nI like the glass heads since they are safe to iron over. 1 or 2 of the pins did not have a head when I opened the package so I just discarded them. Their thinness makes it tempting to try sewing over them but I have a new Brother sewing machine and don't want to risk damaging it. Besides, they are as easy to remove as they are to insert.\",\n \"Product: Includes: GO! Cutter, 10 x 24 Die, 10 x 24 Mat, and Quilt in a Day Catalog\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My birthday present to myself\\n\\nReview: I am just delighted with my new AccuQuilt fabric cutter. I am making a Carpenter's Star baby quilt for my 2nd grand-nephew and had a ton of half-square triangle pieces to cut. It probably would have taken me most of a day with a rotary cutter and mat to cut them and the binding and border strips from over 20 different fabric patterns. With the AccuQuilt cutter I cut all of the pieces in about 1 hours and I was taking my time because I am still getting used to this cutter. I highly recommend going through your fabric scraps and using them to practice before cutting any \\\"special\\\" fabric for a project. It's important to get in the habit of checking the orientation of the fabric before running it through the cutter. The fabric must be placed on the dies so that the selvage (if it still has one) is aligned with the direction of travel through the cutter not perpendicular to it. Keep that in mind and you won't have any trouble.\",\n \"Product: Keep your bobbins organized on top of color matching thread spools. Fits on all brands of home sewing and embroidery thread spools. Made of quality rubber that adjust to any spool diameter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best solution for keeping bobbins and thread together\\n\\nReview: I bought these and three other styles of bobbin holders and these are by far the best for my purposes. YMMV. All of the styles I tested worked with regular spools (I go all the way back to wooden spools of thread bought at Woolworth's! [you young whippersnappers can ask your grandparents]) but these were the only ones that worked with my cones of thread. They spread out enough to keep the bobbin with the cone even though they are somewhat loose and wobble around. All the others I tried would fall right out of the cones.\\n\\nMost of the holders I tried (including these) also had a problem when used in the regular spools if those are stored on pins or pegs in a storage case or rack. The pins encounter the bobbin holder before the spool is completely down over the pin and sitting flatly. The <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> were the only ones that did not go so deeply into the hole in the spool as to cause the spool to get hung up before it was all the way down. They also have an opening that allows the pin or peg to come through the other holders block the pins.\\n\\nThese are all the bobbin holders I tried:\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/BOBBIN-HOLDER-BOBBINI-12-Pieces-Storage-Bobbins-on-Top-of-Thread-Spools-Fits-Type-L-Class-A-15-and-Class-M-Bobbins-and-works-on-most-sewing-thread-spools-By-Smartneedle/dp/B00QTAK8WU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">BOBBIN HOLDER'BOBBINI' (12 Pieces). Storage Bobbins on Top of Thread Spools. Fits Type L, Class A(15) and Class M Bobbins and works on most sewing thread spools. By Smartneedle.</a> (IMHO, the best all-round solution when cones are involved)\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> (best if you use only spools stored on pins or pegs if they had worked with cones they would have been my first choice)\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Bobbin-Buddies-Set-of-20-Keep-Your-Bobbin-Threads-Matched-Up-with-Your-Thread-Spools/dp/B013OD5GMG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Bobbin Buddies ~ Set of 20 ~ Keep Your Bobbin Threads Matched Up with Your Thread Spools</a> (2nd best with cones fall out more easily than the \\\"Bobbini\\\")\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/June-Tailor-Thread-Mate-Spool-and-Bobbin-Storage/dp/B011Q1XVY8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">June Tailor Thread Mate Spool and Bobbin Storage</a> (work well in spools but definitely interfere with pins or pegs through the spools)\\n\\nThe <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> help to control the loose thread ends both from the bobbin and from the spool. The bobbin is held firmly enough that it does not turn easily when the thread is pulled. This means you can wrap that loose thread end from the bobbin around one of the projections on the holder designed for that purpose. The loose thread end from the spool can be wrapped around a different projection (there are 3). Helps keep things tidy. With other bobbin holders I purchased a few feet of \\\" I.D. clear plastic hose from the hardware store. I sliced off a bunch of \\\" - \\\" rings (measure the space between the top & bottom of your bobbins to get the correct size) and made a single cut at one spot on each ring. That left me with curled plastic strips that could be placed over the thread on a bobbin to keep it from unwinding easily. 50 rings cost me less than 2 dollars!\",\n \"Product: Bulk. Not in retail packaging.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: They work but not perfectly\\n\\nReview: I bought these and three other styles of bobbin holders to see which would work best for me. These are simple and do their job well but were not the right choice for me. YMMV. All of the styles I tested worked with regular spools (I go all the way back to wooden spools of thread bought at Woolworth's! [you young whippersnappers can ask your grandparents]) but these were almost useless with my cones of thread. I had to pull the legs far apart to spread them more than they usually are or they'd simply fall right out the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/BOBBIN-HOLDER-BOBBINI-12-Pieces-Storage-Bobbins-on-Top-of-Thread-Spools-Fits-Type-L-Class-A-15-and-Class-M-Bobbins-and-works-on-most-sewing-thread-spools-By-Smartneedle/dp/B00QTAK8WU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">BOBBIN HOLDER'BOBBINI' (12 Pieces). Storage Bobbins on Top of Thread Spools. Fits Type L, Class A(15) and Class M Bobbins and works on most sewing thread spools. By Smartneedle.</a> were the only ones that worked well with both spools and cones.\\n\\nMost of the holders I tried (including these) also had a problem when used in the regular spools if those are stored on pins or pegs in a storage case or rack. The pins encounter the bobbin holder before the spool is completely down over the pin and sitting flatly. The <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> were the only ones that have an opening that allows the pin or peg to pass through the other holders block the pins. You may be able to get the long legs of these \\\"Bobbin Buddies\\\" and a storage pin or peg to fit in the same hole in a spool of thread but it's not guaranteed.\\n\\nThese are all the bobbin holders I tried:\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/BOBBIN-HOLDER-BOBBINI-12-Pieces-Storage-Bobbins-on-Top-of-Thread-Spools-Fits-Type-L-Class-A-15-and-Class-M-Bobbins-and-works-on-most-sewing-thread-spools-By-Smartneedle/dp/B00QTAK8WU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">BOBBIN HOLDER'BOBBINI' (12 Pieces). Storage Bobbins on Top of Thread Spools. Fits Type L, Class A(15) and Class M Bobbins and works on most sewing thread spools. By Smartneedle.</a> (IMHO, the best all-round solution when cones are involved)\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> (best if you use only spools stored on pins or pegs if they had worked with cones they would have been my first choice)\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Bobbin-Buddies-Set-of-20-Keep-Your-Bobbin-Threads-Matched-Up-with-Your-Thread-Spools/dp/B013OD5GMG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Bobbin Buddies ~ Set of 20 ~ Keep Your Bobbin Threads Matched Up with Your Thread Spools</a> (2nd best with cones fall out more easily than the \\\"Bobbini\\\")\\n- <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/June-Tailor-Thread-Mate-Spool-and-Bobbin-Storage/dp/B011Q1XVY8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">June Tailor Thread Mate Spool and Bobbin Storage</a> (work well in spools but definitely interfere with pins or pegs through the spools)\\n\\nThe <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Handi-Bobs-HB18-pkg-of-18-stores-bobbin-w-thread-spool/dp/B0038RN4OG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Handi-Bobs HB18 - pkg of 18, stores bobbin w/thread spool</a> help to control the loose thread ends both from the bobbin and from the spool. The bobbin is held firmly enough that it does not turn easily when the thread is pulled. This means you can wrap that loose thread end from the bobbin around one of the projections on the holder designed for that purpose. The loose thread end from the spool can be wrapped around a different projection (there are 3). Helps keep things tidy. With other bobbin holders I purchased a few feet of \\\" I.D. clear plastic hose from the hardware store. I sliced off a bunch of \\\" - \\\" rings (measure the space between the top & bottom of your bobbins to get the correct size) and made a single cut at one spot on each ring. That left me with curled plastic strips that could be placed over the thread on a bobbin to keep it from unwinding easily. 50 rings cost me less than 2 dollars!\",\n \"Product: Singer Machine Needle Organizer is the perfect storage device so that you will be able to identify needles quickly and easily. Inside there are convenient compartments for storing different types of needles together. Each section offers storage for ball point, regular point, heavy duty and sheer needles. Each package contains one clear plastic machine needle organizer.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: This must be a joke!\\n\\nReview: Boy, a classic case of appearances can be deceiving. I'm beginning to learn that Singer is no longer a brand name you can rely on for better than average quality products. Most of what I've been running into lately is cheap Chinese junk.\\n\\nI purchased the identical item from JoAnn's rather than Amazon simply because I was ordering a bunch of sale items & thought this would be handy. The bottle part is divided into 4 chambers labeled \\\"Regular Point,\\\" \\\"Sheer,\\\" \\\"Heavy Duty,\\\" and \\\"Ball Point.\\\" There is a fixed cap on top of the bottle that has 2 small holes for each chamber. Then there is a rotating cap that has a larger hole in it. You rotate the cap until the hole in the movable cap lines up with one or both of the holes in the stationary cap then tilt the bottle and needle(s) fall out.\\n\\nSadly, the rotating cap not affixed very well to the stationary cap and comes off very easily. When that happens all of the holes to all of the chambers are exposed and needles come out everywhere. This sometimes happens in my sewing kit and is a PITA to deal with.\\n\\nAnother deficiency (in my opinion) is that there is no way to separate needles by size. It's not uncommon to have more than one size of a particular type of needle. I have 11, 12 & 14 in ballpoint needles and 10, 12, 14 & 16 in universal needles (I guess that's what they call \\\"Regular Point\\\") plus assorted other types and sizes. So, when 3 \\\"Sheer\\\" needles come out of this container, what size(s) are they? I know it's usually imprinted on the needle but my eyes aren't good enough to read the size without a magnifying glass or jeweler's loupe,\\n\\nA far better organizer (again, IMHO) is the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Blue-Feather-My-Pad-for-Needles-Machine-Needle-Organizer/dp/B00AYD3FH8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Blue Feather My Pad for Needles Machine Needle Organizer</a>. It looks like it will meet my needs much better than this Singer toy. It's too bad Singer didn't make it a little taller I could use it as a toothpick dispenser! :-D\",\n \"Product: 13\\\" Flipper\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Still haven't got the hang of it\\n\\nReview: I bought this when my old plastic/nylon/whatever spatula broke. I expected it would take a while for me to get comfortable with something this different from a traditional spatula. I really only wanted this for eggs or pancakes -- I use tongs for meat.\\n\\nI've used it for several weeks now and successfully flipping an egg over easy is still iffy. When I first try to get it under the egg it starts sliding the egg around the griddle before I get it under far enough to flip. I end up chasing the egg around the griddle and frequently break the yolk (I hate that!) before I get it flipped. I usually spray the griddle with a little butter-flavored cooking spray so maybe I need to spray the flipper also. Hopefully it will slide under more easily if both the pan and the flipper are sprayed.\",\n \"Product: Proctor Silex Plus 76370p Extra-tall Can Opener; White; New; Free Shipping\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Malevolent Mess Making Machine\\n\\nReview: I suppose \\\"malevolent\\\" isn't the best adjective since it implies an evil purpose and this machine isn't evil, just poorly designed.\\n\\nMy first complaint about it is that the cutting mechanism is just a fixed blade that pierces the lid and cuts it as the can rotates under it. This produces a very ragged, wavy edge to the lid. My old can opener had a rotating circular blade which produced a much more even and smooth edge. I haven't cut my fingers yet but it seems like it would be easier to do on the ragged edge.\\n\\nMy second complaint is probably a result of that fixed blade. Just as the cut is about to be completed, the lid tilts to the right and dips into the contents of the can. Then, as the cut is completed, it suddenly tilts level again and flings part of the contents across the counter. This isn't as noticeable when the contents are more solid, such as canned beans, but is pretty messy when opening a can of liquid, such as chicken broth. Also, when the contents are all liquid, the lid is usually not caught by the magnet and has to be fished out of the can.\\n\\nThis can opener is going in my next yard sale while I continue to search for a better replacement for my old Rival can opener.\",\n \"Product: Magnificent faux silk grommet top curtain An inexpensive alternative to silk curtains Soho Panel Measures 55\\\" wide Tribeca Panel Measures 56\\\" wide Each panel is sold individually Our suggestions on how to achieve this looks is as follows: Single Window - 2 Tribeca and 1 Soho (shown in picture) Windows up to 72\\\" wide - 2 Tribeca and 2 Soho Windows up to 96\\\" wide - 4 Tribeca and 2 Soho Windows up to 120\\\" wide - 4 Tribeca and 3 Soho Windows up to 144\\\" wide - 4 Tribeca and 4 Soho 100% Polyester Machine Washable\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Could not be happier\\n\\nReview: I'm extremely pleased with this purchase. I'm repainting and \\\"spiffing up\\\" the house before putting it on the market so everything is supposed to be neutral. Under normal conditions I would probably have chosen one of the brighter colors like Crimson or Mandarin but I went with the Sand and it was a good choice. It's more of a gold color than a beige which helps make the room brighter without being harsh. Hanging at my windows, the color more closely matches the appearance of the Saffron color on my monitor.\\n\\nThe panels did have to be washed and ironed before they were hung, though. I tried just hanging them to see if the packing wrinkles would come out but, after more than a week, they were still there. Since I'm doing two windows I have four panels. The first pair I followed the instructions and washed them in cold water then line dried them. The wrinkles were still very noticeable so I ironed them on the acrylic/rayon setting (medium on my iron) and they ironed out beautifully even though they were dry. The second pair I washed but ironed them without line drying thinking the wrinkles might come out faster with the fabric damp. Wrong! The wrinkles didn't really come out until the heat from the iron had dried the fabric *then* they came out. My attempt to complete the chore quicker ended up taking longer. Lesson learned.\\n\\nOnce they had been washed and ironed they really look great at the windows. They hang very nicely and the grommets provides nice even folds. Amazingly, they look just like the pictures! There is enough of a sheen to them that they could easily be mistaken for silk by casual observation. I would describe them as semi-sheer as they let plenty of light through but still provide a level of privacy. I hope Amazon continues to carry them until I'm in my next house. I wouldn't hesitate to use them there (just not so neutral! :-D ).\",\n \"Product: Contemporary styled white daisy chain lace make a contrasting border on the solid color base cloth of this medium weight woven fabric tier program. the matching valance and swag complete the contemporary ensemble.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Brightens up the kitchen\\n\\nReview: I used these with the matching tailored valance to dress a double kitchen window. They look great. They don't really block much light which is good since I'm getting ready to sell my house. The sage color comes very close to matching the green in the tile backsplash so it all ties together well. Definitely an improvement over the tired lace curtains they replaced.\\n\\nThe quality isn't top-shelf by any means but how much wear and tear will curtains like this get? They're decorative as opposed to functional. None of the seams were coming out but there were more loose threads than I'd normally expect. A quick trip through the washer and then a warm iron to the reverse side and they came out looking great.\\n\\nDepending on the configuration of my next home, I would use these again. They'd also be great at a bathroom window.\",\n \"Product: This Premium T55 Home Brewing System by Bosch uses savvy exclusive barcode system to scan each T DISC, the brewer identifying precise brewing instructions with the exact pressure, temperature, water and time duration, so each and every drink is perfect. A delicious cup of your favorite coffeehouse-style beverage is yours at the touch of a button. The stylish machine design offers quiet operation, low energy consumption and on-demand heating for fast start-up time.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Yum freshly brewed coffee\\n\\nReview: I noticed I wasn't drinking as much coffee as I used to and was frequently pouring more than half of a full pot of coffee down the drain. I decided to try a single-serve coffee brewer to cut down on the waste. After a lot of research I chose this Tassimo T55 brewer. I've been very satisfied with it but now that it's so easy to make a fresh cup of coffee I find I'm back to drinking 3-4 cups of coffee each day instead of 1-2.\\n\\nI haven't had any problems with it at all. The only negative thing I can say about it is that it is rather noisy. I don't know if all single-serve coffee brewers are noisy or just this one. It doesn't really bother me. In fact, when I'm doing other things in the kitchen (like unloading the dishwasher) while the coffee is brewing, the noise stopping tells me the coffee is ready.\\n\\nSome comments on single-serve coffee brewers in general. It irritates me that all those little plastic pods I'm throwing away cannot be recycled. From an environmental viewpoint my old full-pot coffee brewer is a better choice. I wish the single-serve brewer manufacturers would come up with a biodegradable pod. I'd switch to that in a heartbeat.\\n\\nAlso, it is **MUCH** less expensive to make full pots of coffee in a \\\"regular\\\" coffee brewer than to brew individual cups. I can buy more than a pound of whole bean or ground coffee for the same price as a package of 14 or 16 T-discs. But, by paying more, you get a freshly brewed cup of coffee every time instead of coffee which may have been sitting on the warmer for hours. It's a tradeoff between quality and economy.\",\n \"Product: These luxury bath mats provide an elegant update to any bathroom or spa. Long Staple Cotton is softer, more absorbent, and washes better than average cotton. Bath linen quality is determined by the GSM (grams per square meter); a higher GSM means that the bath mat is more absorbent and longer lasting. At a price that won't break the bank, these bath mats are the affordable touch of luxury you've been missing. You have our word that we will do everything that we can to make sure returning your product is not necessary. However, should the need arise for any reason, please contact us to obtain authorization for a full refund or exchange if you have any issues with your product. Please request this refund or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order. For all returns within the 30 day return period, eLuxurySupply will provide a prepaid return label for a completely free return.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Made in the US by a veteran-owned company\\n\\nReview: These mats seem to be very well made. I ran them through the washer and dryer before using them and didn't notice any loose strands or excessive shedding. There was a fair amount of puffy lint in the filter after they were dried but I expect that from new towels and bath mats.\\n\\nI especially like these mats because they are made in the US by a veteran-owned company. I bought the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/600-GSM-Towel-Set-100-Percent-Egyptian-Cotton-by-ExceptionalSheets-Sage/dp/B00IO6JQLG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">600 GSM Towel Set 100 Percent Egyptian Cotton by ExceptionalSheets, Sage</a> at the same time I bought these mats and they appear to be equally well made.\\n\\nMy bathroom has just been repainted with off-white walls and medium beige trim so the sage color looks a little pale. I think I'm going to find a dark brown rug to go in front of the sink and a few dark brown towels to mix in with the sage towels -- kind of a mint chocolate chip look. :-) I'm usually a lot bolder with colors but I'm making everything as neutral as possible before putting my house up for sale.\",\n \"Product: Design ideas waste can made from durable, dust-defying stainless steel mesh. 11.5-Inch diameter perfect for any office, fits easily under desks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice, but it took two tries\\n\\nReview: Very stylish. I have a number of mesh pieces holding pens, paper clips, etc. on my desktop and this matches perfectly. The only caveat is to remember to use it to throw away only paper or other items that will not slip through the holes. You can't put pencil shaving, etc. in it without them falling through the mesh and onto the floor. If you use a plastic liner to solve that problem, you destroy the looks of the wastebasket. Still, I'm very pleased with my purchase.\\n\\nHowever, Amazon needs to rethink how this item is packaged for shipping. The first one I received came FedEx and the box showed signs of having been slightly crushed. Apparently it was enough to dent the can inside. I had to return it. The 2nd one came UPS and the box was in pristine condition as was the wastebasket inside. It's not just the carrier UPS crushes stuff too. The wastebasket ships on its side. A cylinder does not have as much crush-resistance side-to-side as it does top-to-bottom. Maybe if they had used those little bags of air instead of just some crumpled paper it wouldn't have dented. Ideally it would have form-fitting styrofoam blocks for shipping.\",\n \"Product: You know heat is very bad for electronics. You know your notebook is running hot. Now you will know how Thermaltake's latest Massive23 LX performance notebook cooler can help you to cool down your notebook that holds some of the most important files or memories of your life. Massive23 LX, with its massive and oversized 230mm ultra-quiet fan effectively push incredible amount of air while producing unnoticeable noise output. The embedded blue LEDs inside the fan as well as the fan itself can be easily turned On or Off with a built-in switch. Handles designed into the cooler allow users to effortlessly carry the notebook cooler with them wherever they go. Low power draw from the fan puts minimum strain on your notebook's battery power.Air Flow 18 - 54.6 CFM.Supports laptop size from 10-Inch to 17-Inch.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Taken in by the lights\\n\\nReview: I bought a new laptop cooler because, after 3 years, the fan in my current cooler was beginning to make noise. I didn't have to wait anywhere near that long for the Thermaltake cooler to make noise it did it right out of the box. This is going back to Amazon.\\n\\nIn Thermaltake's defense I have to say that this was purchased from the Amazon warehouse instead of brand new. The description said that the box was damaged but the product was in \\\"like new\\\" condition. Perhaps there was some hidden damage to the cooler itself which is causing the noise I don't know.\\n\\nI'm going to buy just a fan and replace the noisy one in my current cooler. I was suckered into this cooler by the pretty blue lights! :-D\",\n \"Product: Mediasonic HomeWorx HW-150PVR is a digital converter box which converts Over-The-Air ATSC digital broadcast to your analog TV. The built-in Media Player function allows user to play back video files via USB connection. If user encounter technical difficulty, please contact support@mediasonicusa.com Please Note: This product does NOT work with Cable Provider such as Comcast, DirecTV, DISH Network, Time Warner Cable, etc. In General, all encrypted signal will not work with this unit.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: At least it was cheap\\n\\nReview: I've had this device for about a year now and, day by day, I get more frustrated with it. All I want to do is record OTA shows (primarily PBS) and view them later. I originally was using a 32GB memory stick but found that 1080p channels would not record and playback smoothly. There would be gaps or skips in both the sound and the video and not always at the same time. When I switched to a 2TB external HDD, this problem went away.\\n\\nWhat hasn't gone away is that I can never depend on a scheduled recording actually being made. I haven't been able to discern a pattern sometimes a show is recorded, sometimes it's not. Most of my scheduled recordings are \\\"weekly\\\" as opposed to \\\"daily\\\" or 1-time only. Without me changing anything, one week a show will record and another week it won't. It's driving me crazy!\\n\\nAnother gremlin that's popped up recently is that asking the box to do anything via the remote usually causes it to re-initialize. I sit down to watch a show I've recorded, switch my receiver to input from the Mediasonic, hit \\\"USB\\\" on the remote and wait for something to happen. It often seems like the command from the remote didn't register with the box but, after sometimes 15-20 seconds, it finally responds usually by re-initializing. Once it has done that I can hit \\\"USB\\\" again and get to the recordings on the HDD and start watching. Sometimes it doesn't re-initialize on its own and I have to unplug and re-plug the power supply to get it to do anything. Really flaky!\\n\\nI have found the UI to be cumbersome and non-intuitive. The EPG will often not have any information about a show other than its name and time slot. All I want from this box is for it to act as a PVR. I don't need the digital to analog conversion function at all. The flakiness of this box has me looking for a replacement less than a year after I purchased it. Fortunately, there are other, better choices now for PVR devices. Thankfully, this one didn't cost a lot so I don't feel like I'm losing that much.\\n\\nETA: I forgot another pet peeve. Maybe it's the same with all devices of this sort but I lose closed captioning when I record a show. If I'm just using the Mediasonic to watch live OTA TV I get closed captions with no problem. If I watch a show I've recorded from the same channel no closed captions. As I have a hearing loss, this is a fairly big issue.\",\n \"Product: Stylus Pens with Extra Sparkle Stylus pens enable you to use your capacitive touchscreen with increased accuracy making them perfect for typing longer messages and emails, or using drawing software. This bundle provides two cute gem covered stylus pens with soft rubber tips which will glide seamlessly across your screen. They also feature a handy clip to allow you to affix them to your pocket, belt or notebook. Contents: 2 x Bling Stylus Pens 1 x Microfiber Cleaning Cloth Compatible with: All capacitive touchscreen devices ECO-FUSED If for any reason you are unhappy with any product by ECO-FUSED, please do not hesitate to contact us. We take full ownership and responsibility for the quality of our products and will do our very best to solve your problem quickly and efficiently! ECO-FUSED -USPTO# 85557072- is a registered trademark protected by US Trademark Law. ECO-FUSED products are sold by authorized sellers only.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: They work what do you expect for less than a buck a piece?\\n\\nReview: As other reviewers have stated, the tapered silver tip is prone to coming loose and falling off. Not every pen did this but, on those that did, I used pliers to (SLIGHTLY!) crush the part that inserts into the barrel so it became slightly oval instead of round. That provided enough extra friction that the tip no longer falls out.\\n\\nOther than that issue, the pens have performed well. I haven't had them that long so I have no idea how long the ink will last. I try to keep a couple in every room in my house but, of course, there's never one handy when I need it. :-) The stylus part of each pen also works well especially on my iPhone. I'm older and my manual dexterity is not what it once was. The stylus makes it easy to hit the right letter whereas when using my finger I'll often hit a key next to the one I want.\\n\\nFor the money, I consider them a great buy. They're cheap enough that losing one of them is no catastrophe. For about the cost of breakfast at McDonalds, I can just buy another set when I've lost/broken/used up the current set.\",\n \"Product: Supple and sophisticated, the Mele & Co. Lila forty-eight section jewelry box offers two story storage. A delightfully plush exterior opens up to a twenty-four compartment lift out tray plus twenty-four sections beneath - offering forty-eight sections in all - each measuring 1.5\\\" square. Sturdy dividers keep your earrings and rings easily corralled and well organized, making selection simple and enjoyable. Dividers can also be removed from the jewelry box to make room for larger accessories. The interior lid features a mirror to help you choose just the right piece as well as a Mele & Co. logo plate, accenting the company's brand legacy. Lid also includes a shirred catch pocket for larger hoop or chandelier earrings, bracelets and more. With so much storage in a fashion forward package, this jewelry case is a double decker delight! Dimensions: 10 1/2\\\" L x 7 1/2\\\" W x 4\\\" H.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Just what I needed\\n\\nReview: As a man I never had much in the way of jewelry and a simple 1-layer jewelry box served me for years. Recently I pierced one ear and started buying stud earrings. I soon needed a larger jewelry box. I purchased a different one here on Amazon but found out it was too general purpose. Mostly I needed something to keep the earrings in, not space for all types of jewelry. This Mele box was what I should have purchased in the first place. It's going to take me quite a while to fill most of the 48 sections.\\n\\nI like that there are 2 layers. I keep the silver earrings in the bottom layer with an anti-tarnish strip and keep the gold earrings in the top layer since gold doesn't tarnish. The only \\\"issue\\\" I have is that my larger male fingers sometimes have trouble getting an earring out of the section it's in. I just keep a spare set of tweezers in the box and use them to pick up the earring I want. A woman's smaller fingers may not have that problem. Longer fingernails would also help.\\n\\n8/7/14 Edited To Add: After using the jewelry box for a while I've noticed a tweak which would make it easier to use. Sometimes, when trying to lift the top tray, the dividers will lift up instead of the entire tray. It would be very helpful if the manufacturer would add a simple loop of ribbon or some other material inside each end of the top tray (not to the dividers) to make that tray easier to remove. To keep from lifting the dividers, I've learned to place a finger against the inside of the tray and press outward slightly before lifting. Works well enough but a loop of something would be nicer.\",\n \"Product: Black/grey stretch long-leg boxer brief. Waistband wicks away moisture for added comfort.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Snug but not tight\\n\\nReview: Several years ago I purchased similar boxer briefs (long leg, stretch) from a Jockey store in an outlet mall. I liked the way they looked and felt but thought they were on the expensive side. I decided to give the Hanes a try since they were much more reasonably priced. The Jockey briefs may feel ever so slightly better but I really have no complaints about the Hanes. They fit snugly, provide support, and don't stretch out or ride up as the day progresses. I cannot detect enough of a difference to justify spending the extra money for the Jockey label.\\n\\nOn a side note, my partner says he likes the stretch briefs since they give the appearance that there's more going on down there than there actually is! ;-)\",\n \"Product: KNOCKER Classic fleece heavy duty sweatpants are very straight forward. These pants offer great warmth and comfort. Cotton blend material is very soft and flexible.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Too snug and too short\\n\\nReview: It's a shame the pair I got ran so small. They seem like nice, heavy sweatpants. I have a 40\\\" waist so I ordered XL based on Amazon's sizing chart. It was nowhere near large enough. I could get them on but they were very snug. The cord even pulled in and disappeared on one side. I don't think I would have been able to tie it.\\n\\nThe length was also a little short. I'm 6'1\\\" - 6'2\\\" and take a 33\\\" inseam when I can find it but can get by with a 32\\\" inseam. These must have had a 31\\\" inseam (I didn't measure it). There was an awful lot of ankle showing.\\n\\nThey're being returned to Amazon.\",\n \"Product: The Plano 3650 Size Tackle Box helps keeps you organized so you can concentrate on catching the big one. It contains four 2-3650 Plano utility boxes with ample storage space for all your fishing needs. Featuring the DuraView front cover, it also provides room underneath the lid. All of Plano's 3600 series utility boxes are interchangeable for added versatility. The tackle box could also be used to store arts and crafts or nails and hardware. The tackle box includes a nameplate order form for a custom touch. It is covered by a limited lifetime warranty.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not just for fishing!\\n\\nReview: I bought this to hold all the little sewing notions that one accumulates over the years if one does any sewing at all. I've just gotten into quilting and decided I had to do a better job of organizing things. This tackle box works great for that purpose. The four storage drawers have a lot of flexibility since they have a bunch of moveable partitions that allow you to change the size and arrangement of individual compartments. The top is just one big open space that holds the things like darning eggs and pincushions that won't fit into a drawer.\\n\\nI'm very pleased with the way this is helping me keep track of all the \\\"stuff\\\" (like presser feet) that accompanies sewing machines and quilting. It's nice to know that everything is in one place now instead of scattered around in random containers.\",\n \"Product: This step-by-step, hand-holding guide to knitting is EASY to watch and makes learning fast and simple. Although this DVD is packed with everything a beginner needs to know, the chapters are bite-sized. Beautiful and clear demonstrations can get you started knitting scarf in only 30 MINUTES._____ \\n\\nThere is a companion WEBSITE for the DVD where you can download lots of FREE beginner patterns! Scarves, Ponchos, Baby Blankets, Sweaters, and more._____\\n\\nWhat you'll learn: Casting On, The Knit Stitch (English & Continental), The Purl Stitch (English & Continental), Adding Yarn & Changing Colors, Bind Off, Increasing, Decreasing, Ribbing, Gauge, Finishing, First Aid Kit (how to fix mistakes)._____\\n\\nFeaturing broadcast quality video with close-up demonstrations. Playable WORLDWIDE. Watch on your DVD Player & TV or DVD-compatible COMPUTER!_____\\n\\nWe guarantee your satisfaction. If you don't love your DVD, send it back to us and we'll refund your money instantly.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best Way (for me) To Learn\\n\\nReview: I've been doing crochet for over 20 years and have tried to learn to knit several times during that period. None of the books or internet sites I tried were able to teach me. I never understood what I was supposed to be doing from the drawings or photos provided.\\n\\nHaving someone *show* me made all the difference! Also, having Nici assure me that it was normal to feel clumsy and uncomfortable at first really helped put me at ease. I've only been practicing for an hour or two a day for about a week now and I'm already working on the basketweave scarf. I can't believe that after all the efforts over the years, I'm finally knitting!\\n\\nI *highly* recommend this DVD. I'm over 60 years old and it's a thrill for this old dog to learn a new trick.\",\n \"Product: The Defender Series case provides heavy duty protection against drops, dust and damage without taking away from the usability of your phone's features. The Defender Series case offers triple-layer protection and is built from a high-impact polycarbonate shell, durable silicone slipcover and a built-in screen protector, making it one of the toughest cases on the market. Why else do you think we called it the Defender Series?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Maximum protection but also maximum bulk\\n\\nReview: The only reason I'm giving 4 stars instead of 5 is that the massiveness of this case makes some of my other gadgets unusable. It won't fit into the docking station/clock radio I used to use. It won't fit into the air vent holder in my car. I can't use the adapter that let's me mount the iPhone on a tripod for shooting photos or videos. It turns the sleek, sexy iPhone 6 into clunky brick. Poor little iPhone is like a supermodel trapped in the body of a Russian peasant woman!\\n\\nSo why did I buy this case, you ask? Because the case I had originally purchased failed to provide adequate protection for the iPhone 6+. I had both the iPhone 4 and the iPhone 5 and never had a problem with them being damaged when dropped in a less over-engineered case. The 6-plus, though, is a different matter. I purchased the same type of case I had for the 4 and the 5 and expected my 6-plus to be safe. It wasn't. The case did not provide good protection at the corners and, of course, that's what hit the tile floor when I dropped the phone.\\n\\nI am confident the OtterBox will keep my 6-plus safe and secure in any likely scenario. I have a friend who runs marathons, goes mountain biking, and participates in Iron Man competitions. He swears by his OtterBox. He's dropped his phone is just about any terrain imaginable and the phone has always emerged unscathed.\\n\\nApple needs to come up with a screen design suited for the real world. I believe the majority of people have their iPhone in a case and therefore the sleek sophistication of the design isn't visible anyhow. None of my friends use a naked cell phone they're always in cases. The wrap-around glass screen on the iPhone now adds too much vulnerability without providing much aesthetic advantage since it's usually covered by some sort of case. Of course, OtterBox is probably hoping the iPhone 7 will be even more vulnerable! :-D\",\n \"Product: Compatible printers: HP Officejet Pro 8000, HP Officejet Pro 8500\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Love/Hate -- I'm feeling the love\\n\\nReview: My HP 8500 A910n printer has a love/hate relationship with these cartridges. The 3 colors have been working fine but I periodically get an error from the printer concerning the black cartridge. I don't remember the exact wording now but it was something like \\\"unsupported\\\" or \\\"not genuine\\\" and the printer stops until the error is cleared. All I do is pop the cartridge out and pop it back in and the printer is happy again.\\n\\nNone of the cartridges correctly report the levels of ink remaining. The 3 color ones always show completely full and the black one always shows almost empty. I'm going to have to keep a spare set of cartridges for the day when these suddenly run out.\\n\\nConsidering the difference in price between these cartridges and OEM the issues I listed above are no big whoop. They work, they have quirks and idiosyncrasies, and they're attractively priced.\\n\\n__________\\n\\nEdited 06/28/2013: I just got the error again on the black cartridge. Here is the message that shows up on the printer's screen:\\n\\n\\\"The following ink cartridges appear to be missing or damaged\\nK\\nReplace the ink cartridges to resume printing\\\"\\n\\nAs I said above, removing the cartridge and re-inserting it clears the error and printing resumes. It's annoying but not show stopping. I'm more concerned about the ink levels not being reported correctly.\\n\\n__________\\n\\nEdited 07/18/2013 Several of the cartridges are now giving error messages and it finally reached the point where removing and re-inserting the cartridge would no longer remove the error message. A set of cartridges normally lasts me 6-8 months; these have lasted only about 2. I believe they could last longer but the errors are preventing them from functioning. I don't believe they are empty or close to it.\\n\\nI had high hopes for these cartridges. However, I've come to the decision that buying them is false economy. It irritates the hell out of me how much HP gouges us for ink cartridges but I'm going to have to use theirs. My printer doesn't get a lot of use but I don't have the time or the patience to keep futzing around with defective cartridges.\\n\\nRating has been dropped to 1-star.\\n\\n__________\\n\\nEdited 08/05/13\\nI am raising the rating back up. I can't justify going above 3 stars because of all the issues I've had but I have to acknowledge Sophia Global's top-notch customer service. They read my review and left a comment asking me to contact them. I sent an email and this morning I received a phone call (a *PHONE* call! not an email!) They apologized for the problems I had been having and explained that some batches of cartridges had gone out without the chips properly reset. They explained step-by-step how a combination of cartridge issues and my attempts to work around them had made things seem worse than they really were. My career was in IT and I understood the technical parts of the explanation. They're issuing a full refund for the entire order and sending me a lagniappe for my inconvenience.\\n\\nI had read all the reviews before I ordered these cartridges and saw that, where there were problems, Sophia Global worked hard at resolving them with the customer. I have to say my own experience has borne this out. I've already purchased genuine HP cartridges (at HP's outrageous prices) so I should be good for another year or so. When the time comes I am going to have to decide whether I continue to line HP's pockets or give Sophia Global another chance. I may order from Sophia Global and, if the cartridges don't register properly when they're inserted, return them to Amazon. I don't want to go through another long, drawn-out decline. The cartridges either work 100% out of the box or they go back.\\n\\nI hope that by documenting my experiences I can help someone else make an informed decision about whether to buy these cartridges or not. Because of Sophia Global's customer service and the excellent price ( - of what HP wants!) I would probably say give them a chance. But I would also say to return the cartridges at the first sign things aren't working quite right.\\n\\nSo we have a \\\"meh\\\" on the cartridges and a \\\"bodacious\\\" on the customer service. A company that stands behind its merchandise to this extent is an endangered species nowadays. They deserve a chance.\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Red Glass Antique Bottle Hummingbird Feeder is one of Perky-Pet brand's most popular decorative feeders used to attract hummingbirds. The elegance and style of the antique bottle that holds 16 fl oz of nectar, along with its brushed silver accents and embossed hummingbird image will add a touch of class to any bird lovers yard. This decorative style feeder is a breeze to fill and clean, just unscrew the bottle from the base - it's that easy! Hummingbirds near and far will make this feeder a regular stop. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not really red glass but clear glass coated in red\\n\\nReview: Buyers should be aware that the bottle is not made of red glass but of clear glass with some sort of red coating. My habit is to thoroughly clean hummingbird feeders before I refill them. After rinsing them thoroughly in hot water I leave them to soak overnight in a 10% bleach solution. When I did that with this feeder much of the red color had been bleached away. That doesn't make the feeder any less effective the hummers find it with no problem but it isn't terribly attractive. Nonetheless, I've enjoyed watching the activity and have had no problems with leaks or dripping or anything else (other than the bleaching). I'd still buy it again but use a weaker bleach solution next time.\",\n \"Product: 3M Peltor Optime 105 over-the-head earmuffs feature double-shell technology to provide effective hearing protection. The 3M Peltor Optime 105 Over-the-Head Earmuff has been developed for effective hearing protection in the most demanding noise environments where noise exposures are expected to reach as high as 105 dBA. The Optime 105 over-the-head earmuff features added mass and volume, plus a unique double-shell earcup design (two cups connected via foam inner layer) to boost the noise reduction throughout the full range of low and high frequencies. The durable stainless steel headband resists bending and warping and distributes weight for a low-pressure fit. The lightweight headband works in conjunction with earcup pivot points that tilt to maximize wearer comfort. Soft, liquid &foam filled cushions help the earmuffs fit comfortably against the head to help provide an effective noise-blocking seal.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best I've ever had!\\n\\nReview: These are by far the best hearing protectors I've ever used. I already use hearing aids because I have tinnitus and a hearing loss. I need protection when using my lawn tractor to prevent further loss. Prior to purchasing these, I used a set gotten for me by my airline pilot brother-in-law. He said they were the same ones used by the ground crews at the airport. I thought they were pretty good but they can't compare with these 3M protectors. After more than 10 years, the foam in the ear cups was deteriorating so I bought the 3M set. I wish I had replaced them years ago.\\n\\nThe adjustment is a little stiff but, once adjusted, they are quite comfortable and cover my ears completely. The noise deadening is better than the airport earmuffs. The sound of the lawn tractor is muffled enough that I don't have to turn up the volume on my iPod while cutting the grass. The lawn tractor is a steady low-frequency noise and they work very well with that situation. I can't comment on how well they muffle high-frequency sounds since that's where my hearing loss is. I also don't know how well they'd work with sharp noises like a rifle or shotgun. They serve my needs and that's really all that matters to me.\",\n \"Product: Decorate how you want, when you want without damaging your walls. Command Picture Hanging Strips let you fearlessly hang pictures without nails or tools. Not just for picture frames, these wall hangers are also great for creating a gallery wall, hanging college dorm decor, wooden letters, nursery dcor, acoustic foam boards, and more. These picture-frame hangers click together to lock in place and keep your pictures level. When you're ready to redecorate your space, the Command Strips remove cleanly and damage-free.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: What to use when regular strips are too wide\\n\\nReview: I'm getting ready to put my house up for sale and, as part of that effort, all existing nail holes have been filled and sanded and the walls painted. I don't want to put new holes in the walls so, except for my largest pieces, I'm hanging everything with Command strips. These are intended for narrow frames where the regular strips would just be too wide. So far they've been working well and doing what they're supposed to do. When I move out I'll just peel the paintings off the wall and remove the of the strip that sticks to the wall. When I get to my next home I'll only have to attach a strip to the wall since the frame will still have its existing strip. That will help reduce the cost. A few small nails are A LOT cheaper than these Command strips. It's going to cost me 20-30 bucks to hang everything but it will be worth it.\\n\\nAnother advantage is that, if the stager doesn't like where I have put the various art pieces, it will be easy to move them following her advice.\",\n \"Product: This product is ideal for seniors that need that little bit of extra lightning to move around their home\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best I've ever found\\n\\nReview: This is the 2nd set of these lights I've purchased and now have them in every room and hallway in the house. I like that they point down toward the floor and don't shine up into my eyes. I've also been impressed that the light sensor works even in hallways with no windows. They still turn off during the day and light up at night.\\n\\nI hope Energizer continues to make these lights for a long, long time. I'm getting ready to move and want to use the same lights in my new place (I may be a nice guy and leave these for the buyers we'll see). I have tried a number of different LED path lights and these are, by far, the best I've run across.\",\n \"Product: Make any space yours with 3M Command Picture Hanging Strips, a damage-free solution for decorating your home or office. Ideal for frames and other items 16 pounds or less, these handy strips will lock your pictures securely onto a variety of surfaces. Thanks to the innovative 3M Command adhesive strips, you can mount and remount pictures without damaging your walls- no nails, tacks, or tape required. Available in a several sizes and colors.\\nDecorating possibilities abound with 3M Command Picture Hanging Strips. Display framed pictures, lightweight clocks and mirrors, and artwork on just about any wall in your home. Use these hanging strips to mount a dry erase board to your fridge for leaving messages, add pictures and favorite memorabilia to dorm rooms, personalize your office by hanging your diploma and awards. These strips allow you to take command of your space by adding your own personal style. You can easily remove the picture hanging strips without damaging the walls, so you're free to experiment with new decorating ideas and change your environment as often as you'd like. However you hang it, your item will lock securely into place.\\n\\nApplying 3M Command Picture Hanging Strips to just about any flat, clean surface is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Allow the adhesive strip an hour to set after application. An ideal alternative to nails, tacks, or tape, 3M Command Adhesive holds strong, yet doesn't leave a sticky residue or stains. To remove, simply grasp the hook and stretch the 3M Command Strip straight down slowly until the base and strip release from the wall. With 3M Command, redecorating or relocating items is easier than ever.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Expensive, but worth it\\n\\nReview: I'm getting ready to put my house up for sale and, as part of that effort, all existing nail holes have been filled and sanded and the walls painted. I don't want to put new holes in the walls so, except for my largest pieces, I'm hanging everything with Command strips. So far they've been working well and doing what they're supposed to do. When I move out I'll just peel the paintings off the wall and remove the of the strip that sticks to the wall. When I get to my next home I'll only have to attach a strip to the wall since the frame will still have its existing strip. That will help reduce the cost. A few small nails are A LOT cheaper than these Command strips. It's going to cost me 20-30 bucks to hang everything but it will be worth it.\\n\\nAnother advantage is that, if the stager doesn't like where I have put the various art pieces, it will be easy to move them following her advice.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":30,"string":"30"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":181,"string":"181"}}},{"rowIdx":182,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A185CY2CVBKRWD"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Display and charge up to 4 PlayStation Move controllers with ease with the new Charge Station Quad for Move by Nyko. The Charge Station Quad for Move holds 4 Move controllers allowing you to charge the internal batteries of Move Motion Controller or Move Navigation Controller with no additional wires back to the console. 4 separate LED charge indicators inform you of when each controller is done charging with a quick glance. The Charge Station Quad for Move conveniently plugs into any standard wall outlet, providing a faster charge with no need to have messy wires back to the console. The design and the dcor of the Charge Station Quad for Move matches both the Move Controllers and the PlayStation 3 and easily fits in most any home entertainment center.\". The summary of the review text is \"Pleased with yet another Nyko recharging product\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I have the Nyko quad charging station for the Wii controllers. I have had it for over a year and it works like a charm, so it was a no-brainer for me to order this one for the PS3 Move. I like how easy it is to drop in the wands for charging. In an improvement over the design of the Wii, the Move charging station includes slots at the back of each \"charging tube\" so the cord does not get in the way. You can charge any combination of wands and navigation controls. There is a power switch on the front and it plugs into a wall from the back. The material is hard plastic and stylish.\n\nWhen the controllers are charging, the charging \"tubes\" turn red. When charging is finished, they turn white. A blue light at the front of the charger indicates that the unit is turned on.\n\nPROS:\n\nVery easy drop-in feature to charge wands\nBright indicator lights for charging status\nStylish unit that is fairly compact.\nCan charge any combination of wands and navigation controllers at the same time.\nMade by Nyko.\n\nCONS:\n\nVery hard to get the navigation controllers to line up in the tube with the recharging connectors - you will have to do a bit of rotating to get the loud click and the light to come on.\nLights might be a bit bright if you were to set this up directly under your TV. I would recommend moving it to a place that it out of the line of sight.\n\nOverall, I would have given it 4.5 stars, only because of the slight difficulty to get the navigation controls to line up on the first try in the charging \"tube\". However, this really isn't that big of a deal for me. We haven't used the nav controllers that much yet - the wands need the most frequent charging."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I have the Nyko quad charging station for the Wii controllers. I have had it for over a year and it works like a charm, so it was a no-brainer for me to order this one for the PS3 Move. I like how easy it is to drop in the wands for charging. In an improvement over the design of the Wii, the Move charging station includes slots at the back of each \"charging tube\" so the cord does not get in the way. You can charge any combination of wands and navigation controls. There is a power switch on the front and it plugs into a wall from the back. The material is hard plastic and stylish.\n\nWhen the controllers are charging, the charging \"tubes\" turn red. When charging is finished, they turn white. A blue light at the front of the charger indicates that the unit is turned on.\n\nPROS:\n\nVery easy drop-in feature to charge wands\nBright indicator lights for charging status\nStylish unit that is fairly compact.\nCan charge any combination of wands and navigation controllers at the same time.\nMade by Nyko.\n\nCONS:\n\nVery hard to get the navigation controllers to line up in the tube with the recharging connectors - you will have to do a bit of rotating to get the loud click and the light to come on.\nLights might be a bit bright if you were to set this up directly under your TV. I would recommend moving it to a place that it out of the line of sight.\n\nOverall, I would have given it 4.5 stars, only because of the slight difficulty to get the navigation controls to line up on the first try in the charging \"tube\". However, this really isn't that big of a deal for me. We haven't used the nav controllers that much yet - the wands need the most frequent charging."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Adorable Crane Cool Mist Humidifier provides additional comfort to cold symptoms, dry itchy skin, and chapped lips. The whisper quiet humidifier operates on a low power consumption providing up to 11 hours of moisture from a removable one gallon water tank. Includes an automatic shut off safety feature when water tank is empty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very cute and works well!\n\nReview: (Hello Kitty) The first humidifier I ordered didn't work right. It wouldn't create mist. I had a no-hassle return and replacement from Amazon. The 2nd one works like a charm.\n\nI love this humidifier and so does my daughter. It is very cute and stylish for a girl's room. The nightlight is a nice blue that illuminates through the water tank. The nightlight turns on and off with it's own button. The green \"on\" light is very bright, so I turn the front of the humidifier away from the head of the bed. I like the auto shutoff feature if the water is too low and the wide adjustment for volume of steam production. Although it is 1 gallon, I find that using it for consecutive nights on the 1/4 around setting, I don't have to refill it for about 4 days or so.\n\nSo, yes I experienced a quality problem with the first one, but I've had that happen with other appliances. I'm glad that it was a no-hassle return and replacement and I am totally satisfied with the new one.\n\nPS - It is super quiet - a definite plus in my book!!!","Product: Watch movies anytime and anywhere you want with Sony's cool and colorful DVP-FX820 Portable DVD Players. With a 6hr battery life, an 8\" high-resolution swivel screen that provides a clear and crisp picture from any angle, 2 headphone jacks for sharing, and a car adapter that ensures your movies outlast even the longest road trip. And when you want more than movies, the FX820 plays your CDs or MP3s, and lets you view your personal photo albums. You can choose your preferred color among Black, Cherry Red, Cool Blue, Bubble Gum Pink and Snow White. Then, sit back and enjoy the crispy and sharp image with this Sony high-resolution LCD display.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good choice for traveling with children\n\nReview: I initially purchased this player so my child could watch DVDs on a long car trip. I am very pleased with the DVD player. The picture quality is great and the screen is a good size. You can lock the controls/buttons so children can't change the settings or stop the player. Also the screen turns 180 and folds down, so the player can be held with a screen laying flat on top of it. The play time is good. I haven't had too many problems with the battery running out when watching shorter movies, but I haven't used it more than 2-3 hours at a time. I wish it did hold the charge a little longer on its own. I found that I had to plug it in every night to make sure it was charged and ready to go the next day.\n\nIt is also not very heavy and does not get very hot on the bottom. So perfect for children again. And the remote is FABULOUS when your child is watching it from the back seat and you want to change the track or volume, etc.\n\nEarphones work well with the player as well and it is very durable and sturdy.\n\nIt is a great value and quality for the price. I highly recommend it!\n\n(It will fit in the DVD case that is made to hang between seats).","Product: Watch movies anytime and anywhere you want with Sony's cool and colorful DVP-FX820 Portable DVD Players. With a 6hr battery life, an 8\" high-resolution swivel screen that provides a clear and crisp picture from any angle, 2 headphone jacks for sharing, and a car adapter that ensures your movies outlast even the longest road trip. And when you want more than movies, the FX820 plays your CDs or MP3s, and lets you view your personal photo albums. You can choose your preferred color among Black, Cherry Red, Cool Blue, Bubble Gum Pink and Snow White. Then, sit back and enjoy the crispy and sharp image with this Sony high-resolution LCD display.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good choice for traveling with children\n\nReview: I initially purchased this player so my child could watch DVDs on a long car trip. I am very pleased with the DVD player. The picture quality is great and the screen is a good size. You can lock the controls/buttons so children can't change the settings or stop the player. Also the screen turns 180 and folds down, so the player can be held with a screen laying flat on top of it. The play time is good. I haven't had too many problems with the battery running out when watching shorter movies, but I haven't used it more than 2-3 hours at a time. I wish it did hold the charge a little longer on its own. I found that I had to plug it in every night to make sure it was charged and ready to go the next day.\n\nIt is also not very heavy and does not get very hot on the bottom. So perfect for children again. And the remote is FABULOUS when your child is watching it from the back seat and you want to change the track or volume, etc.\n\nEarphones work well with the player as well and it is very durable and sturdy.\n\nIt is a great value and quality for the price. I highly recommend it!\n\n(It will fit in the DVD case that is made to hang between seats).","Product: Finland released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: Finnish ( Dolby Digital 2.0 ), Finnish ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), Finnish ( Subtitles ), Swedish ( Subtitles ), ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: Hundreds of years ago in Lapland, a little boy named Nikolas loses his family in an accident. The villagers decide to look after the orphaned boy together. Once a year - at Christmas - Nikolas moves to a new home. To show his gratitude, Nikolas decides to make toys for the children of the families as good-bye presents. Over the years, Nikolas's former adoptive families become many, and soon almost every house has presents on its doorstep on Christmas morning. At thirteen, Nikolas is sent to live and work with Iisakki, a grumpy old carpenter, who forbids Nikolas to continue making presents for Christmas. Gradually, however, Nikolas wins Iisakki's trust. Together they begin to look after the Christmas traditional that Nikolas has begun. When the aged Iisakki has to leave Nikolas and move away, the tradition of Christmas presents is once again at risk. Thankfully, Nikolas comes up with a solution that brings children joy every Christmas, even continuing to today. ...Christmas Story ( Joulutarina ) ( En Julberttelse )\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very moving story, but needed more\n\nReview: I ordered this through the Vine program. I was intrigued by the description. I just finished watching it and I was fairly impressed. Other reviewers have given the details and \"spoilers\" of the movie. I am glad that I watched it before I let my daughter see it (she is 4). The tale is dark at times and I think is more appropriate for slightly older children. I think this could also confuse children based on what they know/believe about the modern-day Santa Claus - and the fact that there are different stories available.\n\nI agree with one reviewer who said that there were gaps in the movie that could have been developed better. I thought some of the movie was abrupt and you didn't quite understand the entire \"story\" or relationship between characters. Also the ending was abrupt. Nikolas went from delivering presents at his last Christmas to showing up the next year in the sky with his reindeer. The viewer is left to figure out what transpired. Was he really there in the sky? Was it just his spirit - meaning that of giving? Was it just a memory?\n\nOverall, I think it is worth watching. The acting is great. The voice-overs are very good. I watched it on a HD TV (large one) and didn't find it distracting at all (most dubbed movies are distracting for me). But I did find that the one character, Nikolas' best friend, needed a different voice actor - having a slight New York accent detracted from the story.\n\nI will be showing this to our daughter in a few years....","Product: ALEX Toys Rub a Dub for Tub Fashion is like paper dolls for the bathtub! You get 2 BFFs to dress in the innovative fashions included in this set! These soft foam cutouts are safe and stick to walls of your bathtub. When bath time is over, pack everything into the drip-dry bag for easy storage. Includes 2 foam dolls, 5 hairdos and hats, 5 bottoms, 10 tops, 3 skirts, a coat, 2 bathing suits, 2 pairs of shoes and 3 accessories and drip dry bag. Recommended for children 3 years of age and older.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: It's ok... could use a redesigned mesh bag.\n\nReview: I purchased this toy for my daughter to use in the shower. The first thing I noticed is that it is hard to get the pieces out of the bag, especially for her. The opening for the bag should be looser and wider so she can fit her hand in and easily lift the pieces out without the danger of tearing them. The next thing I noticed is that even with the stickies wet in the shower, they didn't stick flat to the shower walls. They were stiff and slightly retained their bent shape from being in the bag. I hope that overtime this will correct itself with use. She likes to use it but gets very frustrated with the bag. A great idea, but could use a little redesigning.","Product: A forever Classic Children's Learning Game! Played by matching colors or pictures and include illustrations by Melissa Sweet.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great introduction to dominoes\n\nReview: I purchased this set of dominoes for my 3 year old while visiting an arboretum. It is such a cute and colorful set. She picked up the concept of playing dominoes very quickly using the animals. It's very colorful. My only negative to this set is that I wish it had more pieces. We played with 3 people and it was way too quick - but then again, I guess you don't want a really long playing game for a 3 year old. If it did have more pieces, there would be more animals and it might make the game even more challenging.\n\nOverall, I am very pleased with this set for children. It teaches dominoes but also matching and very very basic strategy with fun artwork.","Product: Deck out the Loving Family Grand Dollhouse with this coordinating furniture set.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only 3 stars - where is the sound?!\n\nReview: I purchased this product for my daughter's LF Grand Dollhouse. It comes with the double sink, shower, training potty, toilet and brush. I didn't see the floor mat in my package as shown in the photo.\n\nI thought this would be a great addition to the house, but I was a little disappointed. None of the items makes any sound - not even the toilet. Everyone knows that at the 3 year old age, bathrooms are very important - especially toilets. If only 1 item could have sound, it should have been the toilet.\n\nThe double sink includes a stepstool that slides out and a hamper than opens out. The shower includes a curtain that is moveable - however, the dolls are taller than the shower. So they look a little silly with a major portion of their bodies sticking out of the top of the shower - the dads especially.\n\nSo although this is a nice set, I was disappointed in the lack of any sounds (so was my daughter). Although I don't think that all toys should make their own sounds, a simple flushing toilet would have added to the experience.","Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Interesting yet great concept for a book\n\nReview: This was my first Tracy Chevalier book. I had heard about her for a while and was intrigued to read at least one of her works. I was pleasantly surprised.\n\nI won't delve in to specifics of the story as most previous reviewers already have. But I must say it definitely kept my interest and I looked forward to my reading time. I have not seen the movie, but now I will have to.\n\nI found myself having a slightly difficult time getting into the story in the beginning as the characters were established. After the first chapter or so, it was easy going and I was completely involved with the characters.\n\nIt is not a long book, so it is a good short-term read. I am going to try another one of Ms. Chevalier's books soon. I hope it is just as good if not better than this one.","Product: Award-winning author, Sally O. Lee earned her BA in Studio Art and Art History (with distinction) from Colby College and then went on to study graphic design and painting in Boston (Art Institute of Boston) and in New York City (New York Studio School). She has had several shows of her work and received an art grant from The Massachusetts Institute of Technology to conceive and create a series of paintings, and from this came her 2002 exhibition- A Journey Into Abstraction. Some of Ms. Lee's paintings are in various private collections in the US. In recent years, Ms. Lee has begun to write and illustrate children's books. Some of them deal with the struggles of living with some form of handicap...or, as the author prefers to call it, imperfection. Many of her illustrations have been published and she has earned both academic and public recognition for her important work in children's books. She has had illustrations published in Worldlink Magazine, IEEE Magazine, and several other publications. Sally lives and works in Massachusetts. Sally Lee writes \"My children's books are an extension of my work as a painter. Writing is a new addition for me, and I am enjoying it very much. And creating the illustrations is a perfect way to continue my painting in a new direction and a nice way to complement my writing. I hope to write and illustrate many more\". Ms. Lee most recently won The Pinnacle Achievement Award for \"Is there a monster over there?\". Earlier awards include: Reader Views Reviewers Choice Award 2nd place Children - Toddler to Five - 2008 for The Tutu Ballet. She also won Best Picture Book 2008 for The Cake Thief, and Best Childrens Book 2008 for The Rabbit and The Snowman from BooksandAuthors.net. And most recently, the Family Choice Award 2009 for *No, Never!*\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: AWFUL message for children\n\nReview: I ordered this book for my 3 yr old daughter, who loves to dance and take rudimentary dance lessons. So I was looking forward to reading it to her.\n\nIt's a story about a ballet teacher, Ms. Berry (a wolf, I think), who teaches ballet to 4 students: Filippo the Fox, Mirabel the Mouse, Harriet the Hare and Belinda the Bear. Filippo would only perform jumps. Mirable would only perform plies. Harriet would only perform spins and Belinda would only perform kicks. Ms. Berry has to find out how to get all 4 students to put on a performance that would showcase each of their favorite moves.\n\nHere is what I liked about the story: the bright water color illustrations.\n\nHer is what I didn't like: the \"snowman font\" that was used in the book was hard to read and it was published OVER illustrations so sometimes you couldn't find a letter very easily; the story was really lacking any substance that I expected. Yes it is a children's book, but I really expected a dancing story that made more sense or even was more entertaining. The only thing I got out of the story was 4 dance students who refused to listen to their teacher and practice and perform requisite moves. So the teacher acquiesces to her student's desires. I'm not sure this is an appropriate \"lesson\" for children. AWFUL! I won't let my daughter touch this with a 10 foot pole.\n\nI'm glad that I received this book throught the Vine Program. I would not pay for this book otherwise. This is the first time, that if I had not received this book through Vine, I would consider throwing it out. I wouldn't even donate it to my child's school library or any library for that matter.\n\n(In retrospect, if I could change my star rating, i would give it a zero as well - or at least a 1)"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Adorable Crane Cool Mist Humidifier provides additional comfort to cold symptoms, dry itchy skin, and chapped lips. The whisper quiet humidifier operates on a low power consumption providing up to 11 hours of moisture from a removable one gallon water tank. Includes an automatic shut off safety feature when water tank is empty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very cute and works well!\\n\\nReview: (Hello Kitty) The first humidifier I ordered didn't work right. It wouldn't create mist. I had a no-hassle return and replacement from Amazon. The 2nd one works like a charm.\\n\\nI love this humidifier and so does my daughter. It is very cute and stylish for a girl's room. The nightlight is a nice blue that illuminates through the water tank. The nightlight turns on and off with it's own button. The green \\\"on\\\" light is very bright, so I turn the front of the humidifier away from the head of the bed. I like the auto shutoff feature if the water is too low and the wide adjustment for volume of steam production. Although it is 1 gallon, I find that using it for consecutive nights on the 1/4 around setting, I don't have to refill it for about 4 days or so.\\n\\nSo, yes I experienced a quality problem with the first one, but I've had that happen with other appliances. I'm glad that it was a no-hassle return and replacement and I am totally satisfied with the new one.\\n\\nPS - It is super quiet - a definite plus in my book!!!\",\n \"Product: Watch movies anytime and anywhere you want with Sony's cool and colorful DVP-FX820 Portable DVD Players. With a 6hr battery life, an 8\\\" high-resolution swivel screen that provides a clear and crisp picture from any angle, 2 headphone jacks for sharing, and a car adapter that ensures your movies outlast even the longest road trip. And when you want more than movies, the FX820 plays your CDs or MP3s, and lets you view your personal photo albums. You can choose your preferred color among Black, Cherry Red, Cool Blue, Bubble Gum Pink and Snow White. Then, sit back and enjoy the crispy and sharp image with this Sony high-resolution LCD display.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good choice for traveling with children\\n\\nReview: I initially purchased this player so my child could watch DVDs on a long car trip. I am very pleased with the DVD player. The picture quality is great and the screen is a good size. You can lock the controls/buttons so children can't change the settings or stop the player. Also the screen turns 180 and folds down, so the player can be held with a screen laying flat on top of it. The play time is good. I haven't had too many problems with the battery running out when watching shorter movies, but I haven't used it more than 2-3 hours at a time. I wish it did hold the charge a little longer on its own. I found that I had to plug it in every night to make sure it was charged and ready to go the next day.\\n\\nIt is also not very heavy and does not get very hot on the bottom. So perfect for children again. And the remote is FABULOUS when your child is watching it from the back seat and you want to change the track or volume, etc.\\n\\nEarphones work well with the player as well and it is very durable and sturdy.\\n\\nIt is a great value and quality for the price. I highly recommend it!\\n\\n(It will fit in the DVD case that is made to hang between seats).\",\n \"Product: Watch movies anytime and anywhere you want with Sony's cool and colorful DVP-FX820 Portable DVD Players. With a 6hr battery life, an 8\\\" high-resolution swivel screen that provides a clear and crisp picture from any angle, 2 headphone jacks for sharing, and a car adapter that ensures your movies outlast even the longest road trip. And when you want more than movies, the FX820 plays your CDs or MP3s, and lets you view your personal photo albums. You can choose your preferred color among Black, Cherry Red, Cool Blue, Bubble Gum Pink and Snow White. Then, sit back and enjoy the crispy and sharp image with this Sony high-resolution LCD display.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good choice for traveling with children\\n\\nReview: I initially purchased this player so my child could watch DVDs on a long car trip. I am very pleased with the DVD player. The picture quality is great and the screen is a good size. You can lock the controls/buttons so children can't change the settings or stop the player. Also the screen turns 180 and folds down, so the player can be held with a screen laying flat on top of it. The play time is good. I haven't had too many problems with the battery running out when watching shorter movies, but I haven't used it more than 2-3 hours at a time. I wish it did hold the charge a little longer on its own. I found that I had to plug it in every night to make sure it was charged and ready to go the next day.\\n\\nIt is also not very heavy and does not get very hot on the bottom. So perfect for children again. And the remote is FABULOUS when your child is watching it from the back seat and you want to change the track or volume, etc.\\n\\nEarphones work well with the player as well and it is very durable and sturdy.\\n\\nIt is a great value and quality for the price. I highly recommend it!\\n\\n(It will fit in the DVD case that is made to hang between seats).\",\n \"Product: Finland released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: Finnish ( Dolby Digital 2.0 ), Finnish ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), Finnish ( Subtitles ), Swedish ( Subtitles ), ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: Hundreds of years ago in Lapland, a little boy named Nikolas loses his family in an accident. The villagers decide to look after the orphaned boy together. Once a year - at Christmas - Nikolas moves to a new home. To show his gratitude, Nikolas decides to make toys for the children of the families as good-bye presents. Over the years, Nikolas's former adoptive families become many, and soon almost every house has presents on its doorstep on Christmas morning. At thirteen, Nikolas is sent to live and work with Iisakki, a grumpy old carpenter, who forbids Nikolas to continue making presents for Christmas. Gradually, however, Nikolas wins Iisakki's trust. Together they begin to look after the Christmas traditional that Nikolas has begun. When the aged Iisakki has to leave Nikolas and move away, the tradition of Christmas presents is once again at risk. Thankfully, Nikolas comes up with a solution that brings children joy every Christmas, even continuing to today. ...Christmas Story ( Joulutarina ) ( En Julberttelse )\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very moving story, but needed more\\n\\nReview: I ordered this through the Vine program. I was intrigued by the description. I just finished watching it and I was fairly impressed. Other reviewers have given the details and \\\"spoilers\\\" of the movie. I am glad that I watched it before I let my daughter see it (she is 4). The tale is dark at times and I think is more appropriate for slightly older children. I think this could also confuse children based on what they know/believe about the modern-day Santa Claus - and the fact that there are different stories available.\\n\\nI agree with one reviewer who said that there were gaps in the movie that could have been developed better. I thought some of the movie was abrupt and you didn't quite understand the entire \\\"story\\\" or relationship between characters. Also the ending was abrupt. Nikolas went from delivering presents at his last Christmas to showing up the next year in the sky with his reindeer. The viewer is left to figure out what transpired. Was he really there in the sky? Was it just his spirit - meaning that of giving? Was it just a memory?\\n\\nOverall, I think it is worth watching. The acting is great. The voice-overs are very good. I watched it on a HD TV (large one) and didn't find it distracting at all (most dubbed movies are distracting for me). But I did find that the one character, Nikolas' best friend, needed a different voice actor - having a slight New York accent detracted from the story.\\n\\nI will be showing this to our daughter in a few years....\",\n \"Product: ALEX Toys Rub a Dub for Tub Fashion is like paper dolls for the bathtub! You get 2 BFFs to dress in the innovative fashions included in this set! These soft foam cutouts are safe and stick to walls of your bathtub. When bath time is over, pack everything into the drip-dry bag for easy storage. Includes 2 foam dolls, 5 hairdos and hats, 5 bottoms, 10 tops, 3 skirts, a coat, 2 bathing suits, 2 pairs of shoes and 3 accessories and drip dry bag. Recommended for children 3 years of age and older.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: It's ok... could use a redesigned mesh bag.\\n\\nReview: I purchased this toy for my daughter to use in the shower. The first thing I noticed is that it is hard to get the pieces out of the bag, especially for her. The opening for the bag should be looser and wider so she can fit her hand in and easily lift the pieces out without the danger of tearing them. The next thing I noticed is that even with the stickies wet in the shower, they didn't stick flat to the shower walls. They were stiff and slightly retained their bent shape from being in the bag. I hope that overtime this will correct itself with use. She likes to use it but gets very frustrated with the bag. A great idea, but could use a little redesigning.\",\n \"Product: A forever Classic Children's Learning Game! Played by matching colors or pictures and include illustrations by Melissa Sweet.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great introduction to dominoes\\n\\nReview: I purchased this set of dominoes for my 3 year old while visiting an arboretum. It is such a cute and colorful set. She picked up the concept of playing dominoes very quickly using the animals. It's very colorful. My only negative to this set is that I wish it had more pieces. We played with 3 people and it was way too quick - but then again, I guess you don't want a really long playing game for a 3 year old. If it did have more pieces, there would be more animals and it might make the game even more challenging.\\n\\nOverall, I am very pleased with this set for children. It teaches dominoes but also matching and very very basic strategy with fun artwork.\",\n \"Product: Deck out the Loving Family Grand Dollhouse with this coordinating furniture set.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only 3 stars - where is the sound?!\\n\\nReview: I purchased this product for my daughter's LF Grand Dollhouse. It comes with the double sink, shower, training potty, toilet and brush. I didn't see the floor mat in my package as shown in the photo.\\n\\nI thought this would be a great addition to the house, but I was a little disappointed. None of the items makes any sound - not even the toilet. Everyone knows that at the 3 year old age, bathrooms are very important - especially toilets. If only 1 item could have sound, it should have been the toilet.\\n\\nThe double sink includes a stepstool that slides out and a hamper than opens out. The shower includes a curtain that is moveable - however, the dolls are taller than the shower. So they look a little silly with a major portion of their bodies sticking out of the top of the shower - the dads especially.\\n\\nSo although this is a nice set, I was disappointed in the lack of any sounds (so was my daughter). Although I don't think that all toys should make their own sounds, a simple flushing toilet would have added to the experience.\",\n \"Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Interesting yet great concept for a book\\n\\nReview: This was my first Tracy Chevalier book. I had heard about her for a while and was intrigued to read at least one of her works. I was pleasantly surprised.\\n\\nI won't delve in to specifics of the story as most previous reviewers already have. But I must say it definitely kept my interest and I looked forward to my reading time. I have not seen the movie, but now I will have to.\\n\\nI found myself having a slightly difficult time getting into the story in the beginning as the characters were established. After the first chapter or so, it was easy going and I was completely involved with the characters.\\n\\nIt is not a long book, so it is a good short-term read. I am going to try another one of Ms. Chevalier's books soon. I hope it is just as good if not better than this one.\",\n \"Product: Award-winning author, Sally O. Lee earned her BA in Studio Art and Art History (with distinction) from Colby College and then went on to study graphic design and painting in Boston (Art Institute of Boston) and in New York City (New York Studio School). She has had several shows of her work and received an art grant from The Massachusetts Institute of Technology to conceive and create a series of paintings, and from this came her 2002 exhibition- A Journey Into Abstraction. Some of Ms. Lee's paintings are in various private collections in the US. In recent years, Ms. Lee has begun to write and illustrate children's books. Some of them deal with the struggles of living with some form of handicap...or, as the author prefers to call it, imperfection. Many of her illustrations have been published and she has earned both academic and public recognition for her important work in children's books. She has had illustrations published in Worldlink Magazine, IEEE Magazine, and several other publications. Sally lives and works in Massachusetts. Sally Lee writes \\\"My children's books are an extension of my work as a painter. Writing is a new addition for me, and I am enjoying it very much. And creating the illustrations is a perfect way to continue my painting in a new direction and a nice way to complement my writing. I hope to write and illustrate many more\\\". Ms. Lee most recently won The Pinnacle Achievement Award for \\\"Is there a monster over there?\\\". Earlier awards include: Reader Views Reviewers Choice Award 2nd place Children - Toddler to Five - 2008 for The Tutu Ballet. She also won Best Picture Book 2008 for The Cake Thief, and Best Childrens Book 2008 for The Rabbit and The Snowman from BooksandAuthors.net. And most recently, the Family Choice Award 2009 for *No, Never!*\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: AWFUL message for children\\n\\nReview: I ordered this book for my 3 yr old daughter, who loves to dance and take rudimentary dance lessons. So I was looking forward to reading it to her.\\n\\nIt's a story about a ballet teacher, Ms. Berry (a wolf, I think), who teaches ballet to 4 students: Filippo the Fox, Mirabel the Mouse, Harriet the Hare and Belinda the Bear. Filippo would only perform jumps. Mirable would only perform plies. Harriet would only perform spins and Belinda would only perform kicks. Ms. Berry has to find out how to get all 4 students to put on a performance that would showcase each of their favorite moves.\\n\\nHere is what I liked about the story: the bright water color illustrations.\\n\\nHer is what I didn't like: the \\\"snowman font\\\" that was used in the book was hard to read and it was published OVER illustrations so sometimes you couldn't find a letter very easily; the story was really lacking any substance that I expected. Yes it is a children's book, but I really expected a dancing story that made more sense or even was more entertaining. The only thing I got out of the story was 4 dance students who refused to listen to their teacher and practice and perform requisite moves. So the teacher acquiesces to her student's desires. I'm not sure this is an appropriate \\\"lesson\\\" for children. AWFUL! I won't let my daughter touch this with a 10 foot pole.\\n\\nI'm glad that I received this book throught the Vine Program. I would not pay for this book otherwise. This is the first time, that if I had not received this book through Vine, I would consider throwing it out. I wouldn't even donate it to my child's school library or any library for that matter.\\n\\n(In retrospect, if I could change my star rating, i would give it a zero as well - or at least a 1)\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":9,"string":"9"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":182,"string":"182"}}},{"rowIdx":183,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"ATQMBEXNQ3XH8"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Sarah Noffke is the author of The Lucidites Series. Shes been everything from a corporate manager to a hippie. Her taste for adventure has taken her all over the world. If you cant find her at the gym, then shes probably at the frozen yogurt shop. If you cant find her there then she probably doesnt want to be found. She is a self-proclaimed hermit, with spontaneous urges to socialize during full moons and when Mercury is in retrograde. Sarah lives in Southern California with her family. www.sarahnoffke.com\". The summary of the review text is \"Fantastic end to a series\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I just finished this book, the last in the Lucidites series. AND WOW!!!\nRoya's journey has finally come to it's conclusion, and it was everything I wanted for her and more.\n\nWe continue the story after the discovery that Zhuang has been brought back to full strength by Joseph, thinking it was his father. Roya & Joseph are trying to come to terms with Trey being their father, and Roya is still struggling to deal with Chase's mind control over her. Roya also has to face the situation she's stuck in with George and Aiden. #TeamAiden\n\nWhile news reporting for the Institute, Roya witnesses an event that will put the Lucidites in danger at some point in the future. They don't know when it'll happen, so they have to wait it out. Joseph and Roya come up with a plan to put an end to the terror, no matter the risks to their own lives. What follows is an epic battle between good and evil.\nThe personal journey of each of the characters in this final book was wonderful. Joseph, what can I say, he has grown so much throughout this series. There was a little twist regarding his personal life in this book that I don't want to mention it because I don't want spoilers here, but I absolutely loved it. His developing relationship was beautifully written and put a huge smile on my face by the end of the story.\n\nAs for Roya's love life, there was a perfect conclusion that I'd waited for all along. But I'll admit, even though I didn't really have much love for George in the first book, I've grown to adore him throughout this series. He's undeniably sweet and caring, and I felt sorry for him by the end of everything. Roya was stronger than ever. I love everything about her character: her wit, her courage, her dream travels. I always love strong female characters that can fight for themselves and those they love, and she's delivers all that. I am really going to miss her.\nRoya is the perfect mixture of what I love to see in a heroine. She is strong, independent, knows her own mind, is brave, self-sacrificing, but vulnerable too. She has flaws. She makes bad choices, and the right ones too. I love that she seems so real, like I could know this chick ( I wish).\nI loved this series! I have read almost all of Sarah Noffke's books, and with each one I read, I love her more and more."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I just finished this book, the last in the Lucidites series. AND WOW!!!\nRoya's journey has finally come to it's conclusion, and it was everything I wanted for her and more.\n\nWe continue the story after the discovery that Zhuang has been brought back to full strength by Joseph, thinking it was his father. Roya & Joseph are trying to come to terms with Trey being their father, and Roya is still struggling to deal with Chase's mind control over her. Roya also has to face the situation she's stuck in with George and Aiden. #TeamAiden\n\nWhile news reporting for the Institute, Roya witnesses an event that will put the Lucidites in danger at some point in the future. They don't know when it'll happen, so they have to wait it out. Joseph and Roya come up with a plan to put an end to the terror, no matter the risks to their own lives. What follows is an epic battle between good and evil.\nThe personal journey of each of the characters in this final book was wonderful. Joseph, what can I say, he has grown so much throughout this series. There was a little twist regarding his personal life in this book that I don't want to mention it because I don't want spoilers here, but I absolutely loved it. His developing relationship was beautifully written and put a huge smile on my face by the end of the story.\n\nAs for Roya's love life, there was a perfect conclusion that I'd waited for all along. But I'll admit, even though I didn't really have much love for George in the first book, I've grown to adore him throughout this series. He's undeniably sweet and caring, and I felt sorry for him by the end of everything. Roya was stronger than ever. I love everything about her character: her wit, her courage, her dream travels. I always love strong female characters that can fight for themselves and those they love, and she's delivers all that. I am really going to miss her.\nRoya is the perfect mixture of what I love to see in a heroine. She is strong, independent, knows her own mind, is brave, self-sacrificing, but vulnerable too. She has flaws. She makes bad choices, and the right ones too. I love that she seems so real, like I could know this chick ( I wish).\nI loved this series! I have read almost all of Sarah Noffke's books, and with each one I read, I love her more and more."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: \"ARV-3 kept me up half the night turning pages. With a wicked engaging plot, believable and unforgettable characters this book is a must read! Don't just add it to your TBR pile, move it to the top of your list!\" - Cambria Hebert - Bestselling Author of the Take It Off Series\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: different take on Zombies\n\nReview: Abigail Park is a 17 year old girl who has spent the last 13 years living in a hive, an underground shelter designed to keep out the radiation that has leaked across the world. It's been her only way of survival, but now is the time to go back above ground and see what's left of her world and if anything can be salvaged.\nBefore the radiation threat, the government formulated an Anti-radiation vaccine, otherwise known as ARV. The first two batches failed miserably and in an attempt to keep humanity alive, they developed a third vaccine, spreading it in mass production across the world to those less fortunate. Those who wouldn't be able to seek underground shelter. They made a mistake. Proper testing was not performed to find the outcome of administering the vaccine because there wasn't enough time and all anyone had was hope.\nWhat Abigail and her 'hive' family find is something out of a horror film. The ARV-3 vaccine has indeed kept humans alive despite the heavy doses of radiation, but it has also mutated them beyond belief. What exists now is only something to be described as a new age of zombies.","Product: Liliana Rhodes is a New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author who writes Contemporary and Paranormal Romance. Blessed with an overactive imagination, she is always writing and plotting her next stories. She enjoys movies, reading, photography, listening to music, and spending time with her son. After growing up in the Northeast, Liliana now lives further south with her husband, son, two very spoiled dogs, and a parrot and a fish who are plotting to take over the world. Visit her website at www.LilianaRhodes.com for news, updates, and to subscribe to her newsletter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Love The Story Vampire with a plot twist\n\nReview: I was given a free copy of this story in exchange for an honest review.\n\n I had not read anything from the Skeleton Key series before so I wasn't sure what to expect. I really liked it! Now I plan on reading the others in the series. But, this was a great stand alone story. I Love the chemistry between the characters. It's definitely a different kind of vampire book.\n\nLilac has been taking care of her sick mom for years, when her mom passes away she finds a skeleton key that unlocks more than just a door.\nJulian owns Chateau du Soleil, and hires Lilac to do some restoration work. When she has flashbacks of another life with Julian, A life where Lilac was assaulted by a vampire, Julian begs for the monster to take his life and let his love go. But things go terribly wrong and Lilac dies that night and Julian becomes a Vampire. 200 years later they will reunite but can Lilac save Julian before it's too late.\nGreat story, and setting","Product: Adam J. Whitlatch has written dozens of poems and short stories spanning the genres of science fiction, fantasy and horror. The Weller is his first published novel. An active public speaker, Adam enjoys travelling around the Midwest, attending science fiction conventions and speaking on the subjects of literature, writing and post-apocalyptic survival. Adam lives on a small farm in southeastern Iowa with his wife, Jessica, and their three sons.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Water is the most important thing\n\nReview: In this post-apocalyptic world, the most important thing is water, and the men that get the water has the most dangerous job. I love that the main character has everything go wrong. He gets scammed and beat up and shot and left for dead. But that hasn't stopped him from doing his job, to find clean water in a world devastated after a nuclear war. But he has to be constantly on alert for road pirates, cannibals, mutants and even private armies, but the one thing he dreads above all are the distillers. These people literally drain whatever water a body holds and uses that as their water. Thankfully he hasn't seen any of them yet.\n\nThe plot was interesting and gripping. The characters are all well written and developed and I loved each one. I really liked this book and hope they will be more books to keep the story going.","Product: Yolanda Olson grew up in Bridgeport, CT and currently resides in Bloomington, IL. Through her love of writing, she has channeled the emotions of early life experiences into characters that are intriguing and powerful. Her vivid imagination and her love of video games and horror movies are evident in her writing style. She has been carrying on a life long obsession for Alice in Wonderland and is hopelessly devoted to all things Harry Potter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Don't be fooled this is no happy ending!\n\nReview: Oh my sweet baby Jesus. I grabbed this book, it's one of the few I hadn't read yet by this author. This book is about a girl who gets a job. Then finds out it's a porno filming studio. She hates it but is determined to stick it out. But then she gets fired. Thankfully the guy that fired her, hooked her up with a great job. Or is it? Seriously I was waiting for the other shoe to drop in this book. Usually this authors books are horror. You know slicing and dicing. Don't get me wrong this is a great book. And the end! Let's say this author didn't go \"romantic happy ending\" on us. Don't worry you'll get the horror soon enough. Seriously grab this book. Very good."],"string":"[\n \"Product: \\\"ARV-3 kept me up half the night turning pages. With a wicked engaging plot, believable and unforgettable characters this book is a must read! Don't just add it to your TBR pile, move it to the top of your list!\\\" - Cambria Hebert - Bestselling Author of the Take It Off Series\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: different take on Zombies\\n\\nReview: Abigail Park is a 17 year old girl who has spent the last 13 years living in a hive, an underground shelter designed to keep out the radiation that has leaked across the world. It's been her only way of survival, but now is the time to go back above ground and see what's left of her world and if anything can be salvaged.\\nBefore the radiation threat, the government formulated an Anti-radiation vaccine, otherwise known as ARV. The first two batches failed miserably and in an attempt to keep humanity alive, they developed a third vaccine, spreading it in mass production across the world to those less fortunate. Those who wouldn't be able to seek underground shelter. They made a mistake. Proper testing was not performed to find the outcome of administering the vaccine because there wasn't enough time and all anyone had was hope.\\nWhat Abigail and her 'hive' family find is something out of a horror film. The ARV-3 vaccine has indeed kept humans alive despite the heavy doses of radiation, but it has also mutated them beyond belief. What exists now is only something to be described as a new age of zombies.\",\n \"Product: Liliana Rhodes is a New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author who writes Contemporary and Paranormal Romance. Blessed with an overactive imagination, she is always writing and plotting her next stories. She enjoys movies, reading, photography, listening to music, and spending time with her son. After growing up in the Northeast, Liliana now lives further south with her husband, son, two very spoiled dogs, and a parrot and a fish who are plotting to take over the world. Visit her website at www.LilianaRhodes.com for news, updates, and to subscribe to her newsletter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Love The Story Vampire with a plot twist\\n\\nReview: I was given a free copy of this story in exchange for an honest review.\\n\\n I had not read anything from the Skeleton Key series before so I wasn't sure what to expect. I really liked it! Now I plan on reading the others in the series. But, this was a great stand alone story. I Love the chemistry between the characters. It's definitely a different kind of vampire book.\\n\\nLilac has been taking care of her sick mom for years, when her mom passes away she finds a skeleton key that unlocks more than just a door.\\nJulian owns Chateau du Soleil, and hires Lilac to do some restoration work. When she has flashbacks of another life with Julian, A life where Lilac was assaulted by a vampire, Julian begs for the monster to take his life and let his love go. But things go terribly wrong and Lilac dies that night and Julian becomes a Vampire. 200 years later they will reunite but can Lilac save Julian before it's too late.\\nGreat story, and setting\",\n \"Product: Adam J. Whitlatch has written dozens of poems and short stories spanning the genres of science fiction, fantasy and horror. The Weller is his first published novel. An active public speaker, Adam enjoys travelling around the Midwest, attending science fiction conventions and speaking on the subjects of literature, writing and post-apocalyptic survival. Adam lives on a small farm in southeastern Iowa with his wife, Jessica, and their three sons.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Water is the most important thing\\n\\nReview: In this post-apocalyptic world, the most important thing is water, and the men that get the water has the most dangerous job. I love that the main character has everything go wrong. He gets scammed and beat up and shot and left for dead. But that hasn't stopped him from doing his job, to find clean water in a world devastated after a nuclear war. But he has to be constantly on alert for road pirates, cannibals, mutants and even private armies, but the one thing he dreads above all are the distillers. These people literally drain whatever water a body holds and uses that as their water. Thankfully he hasn't seen any of them yet.\\n\\nThe plot was interesting and gripping. The characters are all well written and developed and I loved each one. I really liked this book and hope they will be more books to keep the story going.\",\n \"Product: Yolanda Olson grew up in Bridgeport, CT and currently resides in Bloomington, IL. Through her love of writing, she has channeled the emotions of early life experiences into characters that are intriguing and powerful. Her vivid imagination and her love of video games and horror movies are evident in her writing style. She has been carrying on a life long obsession for Alice in Wonderland and is hopelessly devoted to all things Harry Potter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't be fooled this is no happy ending!\\n\\nReview: Oh my sweet baby Jesus. I grabbed this book, it's one of the few I hadn't read yet by this author. This book is about a girl who gets a job. Then finds out it's a porno filming studio. She hates it but is determined to stick it out. But then she gets fired. Thankfully the guy that fired her, hooked her up with a great job. Or is it? Seriously I was waiting for the other shoe to drop in this book. Usually this authors books are horror. You know slicing and dicing. Don't get me wrong this is a great book. And the end! Let's say this author didn't go \\\"romantic happy ending\\\" on us. Don't worry you'll get the horror soon enough. Seriously grab this book. Very good.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":183,"string":"183"}}},{"rowIdx":184,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AO4RDTZLAGCJ5"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"The ProGrip Stretch Lock Bungee Cord Adjustable No Hooks for Commercial Recreation and Home Use is a stretchable bungee cord with locking mechanism commonly used for cargo tie down, bundling items, and many other uses. Ideal for construction workers, camping, fishing, hunting, and at home use. Blue bungee cord constructed of a latex rubber core allowing stretch and durability with a weather resistant braided exterior extending lifetime of rustproof cord and providing a smooth material without hooks that wont scratch items; features unique design with double locking action ending that is easy to use. Loop cord around item such as power cords, hoses, or pipes and thread bungee ending though double locking mechanism and pull to tighten and secure. Stretch lock bungee cord measures 40\" length x 8mm diameter, pack size varies (see product features for specifications).\". The summary of the review text is \"Replace that bucket o' bungees!!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Somehow, every time I have to unhook a bungee that my husband has wrapped around a \"work in progress\" I get smacked with it hard. Like huge bruise hard.\nThis stretch lock bungee reduces instances of bungee-induced bruises at least 50 percent (okay, I made that up, but I do like these).\nThey're also a pretty good size, so you don't have to link four little ones to get it around your average garbage can.\nThey hook together more securely than the average weapons grade bungee (see above). I think two joined together would be adequate to stretch across the width of a 1-ton pickup holding down a tarp over your load. (You'd need more pairs to get the tarp on securely).\nAlthough I got this pair for free from the Vine Program, I'm ordering some!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Somehow, every time I have to unhook a bungee that my husband has wrapped around a \"work in progress\" I get smacked with it hard. Like huge bruise hard.\nThis stretch lock bungee reduces instances of bungee-induced bruises at least 50 percent (okay, I made that up, but I do like these).\nThey're also a pretty good size, so you don't have to link four little ones to get it around your average garbage can.\nThey hook together more securely than the average weapons grade bungee (see above). I think two joined together would be adequate to stretch across the width of a 1-ton pickup holding down a tarp over your load. (You'd need more pairs to get the tarp on securely).\nAlthough I got this pair for free from the Vine Program, I'm ordering some!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: An Amazon Brand.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Seems as thick as felt\n\nReview: These are the best flannel sheets I've ever purchased. Sleeping in them is amazing.\n\nWe turn down the heat some at night to cut back on propane use. In the past, that means I go to sleep with fuzzy socks and a sweat suit under our down comforter and regular sheets. About 3 a.m. I wake up roasting and have to strip off clothes.\n\nWith these wonderfully thick sheets (and the same feather comforter), I can go to sleep in pajama shorts and a t-shirt and I don't wake up at 3:10. Something about them allows my skin to breathe better.\n\nHOWEVER, they do make it difficult to get out of bed in a chilly room at crack o'thirty when the alarm goes off.\n\nMy only complaint -- I wish they came in more colors.","Product: The OXO Good Grips Food Mill is the perfect tool for preparing fresh purees, sauces, soups and more. It has a stainless steel inner bowl that is ideal for hot foods and will not stain, and includes 3 stainless steel grinding discs for fine, medium and coarse textures. Use the fine disc for homemade jellies, creamy sauces and baby food, the medium disc for applesauce and vegetable soups, and the coarse disc for mashed potatoes and chunkier sauces. The Food Mill has a unique release button that makes it easy to exchange discs and disassemble for storage. Three non-slip legs hold the Food Mill securely over bowls and pots up to 11 inches in diameter, keeping it out of your food. The legs also fold for easy storage. The soft, non-slip handle and knob ensure comfort when gripping the Food Mill and turning the blade. All parts are dishwasher-safe.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for dealing with the garden tomato uglies\n\nReview: If you have serious amounts of food to mill, like 10 tomato plants or plan to purchase a bushel of something to can, get something bigger.\n\nSince I bought it in August, I've used it mostly to deal with the end of season, intermittent bonus harvest from my three tomato plants. (I'd get four tomatoes one day, three two days later, usually by Saturday I'd have enough to do something, but not enough to can 6 pints.) Two of these tomato plants did not agree with my climate and almost every single tomato cracked from the lack of humidity. They were ugly, but tasted fine. Using this mill, ugly tomatoes make great tomato sauce.\n\nI looooovvvvee that I can put this in the dishwasher. However, make sure you use some kind of brush on the plate to get the bits of skin/seeds off or you'll be rewashing it.\n\nIt fits wonderfully on top of the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Pyrex-Prepware-8-Cup-Measuring-Cup-Clear-with-Red-Lid-and-Measurements/dp/B0000CFG5I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Pyrex Prepware 8-Cup Measuring Cup, Clear with Red Lid and Measurements</a>. I put one of the extended legs into the pouring spout for stability.","Product: The pizza crust is an integral part of the perfect pizza. To ensure a more evenly baked pizza crust, this professional-quality aluminum pizza screen incorporates a seamless design to allow for more ventilation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crisp, crisp, crisp crust\n\nReview: I finally found a pizza dough recipe for my breadmaker that EVERYONE in my family loves.\n\nThe pizza screens cook up that crust perfectly in a regular oven. They have a little bit of grab, which holds onto the dough. Dough does not stick onto it, so no oil/grease is required.\n\nCleanup is pretty simple. Cheese does like to grab on, but a little bit of a soak makes it easy to remove.\n\nDepending on how big the crusts are when they're stretched out on the pans, I sometimes overlap these a tiny bit to get both on the same rack in my oven. But they work just as well on two separate racks.\n\nTIP: Make sure you wash these with some kind of dish cleaner that gets the grease off before you use it. They evidently but some kind of mineral oil on it to keep them shiny before purchase. Although it doesn't taste awful, it does look bad on your crust.","Product: 16\" Pizza Screen - Aluminum - APZS-16\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crisp, crisp, crisp crust\n\nReview: I finally found a pizza dough recipe for my breadmaker that EVERYONE in my family loves.\n\nThe pizza screens cook up that crust perfectly in a regular oven. They have a little bit of grab, which holds onto the dough. Dough does not stick onto it, so no oil/grease is required.\n\nCleanup is pretty simple. Cheese does like to grab on, but a little bit of a soak makes it easy to remove.\n\nDepending on how big the crusts are when they're stretched out on the pans, I sometimes overlap these a tiny bit to get both on the same rack in my oven. But they work just as well on two separate racks.\n\nTIP: Make sure you wash these with some kind of dish cleaner that gets the grease off before you use it. They evidently but some kind of mineral oil on it to keep them shiny before purchase. Although it doesn't taste awful, it does look bad on your crust.","Product: 8-Piece Forged Knife set includes 8-Inch Chef knife that is a very versatile knife, used to chop, dice, slice and mince. 8-Inch Carving knife used to cut large pieces of meat into neat and even slices. 9-Inch bread and utility knife, this serrated knife cuts easily through tomatoes and bread as well as frozen foods. 7-Inch Santoku Japanese chef's knife perfect for all your slicing, dicing and chopping needs. 5-Inch utility knife ideal for fruits and garnishing, the all purpose knife. 3-1/2-Inch pairing knife, so valuable for all of your small precision needs, peeling, trimming, turning, garnishing, creative cuts, slicing and numerous other tasks. Kitchen shears for trimming, cutting parsley, opening packaging and clipping strings. Blades are serrated for chicken and shellfish. Cracker built in handle for claws and nuts.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Would not cut a ripe tomato!\n\nReview: From the outside of the box these look pretty good. The tang goes all the way to the end of the handle. The handle seems pretty sturdy. I did like the way the handles fit in my hand. And the block is sort of feminine.\nHowever, out of the box they wouldn't even cut a ripe tomato easily. It didn't do much better on a cucumber.\nEven after using a steel (that I already had, because there is not one included in this set), it was only marginally sharper.\nThe lack of sharpness/ability to sharpen makes this set almost dangerous. (If a knife doesn't cut through something easily, you will compensate by using more force. And if something slips, you'll get cut.)\nTo add, the block seemed pretty wobbly. It wasn't very stable at all. I could see pulling out a knife and knocking it over.\nSave your money and buy a good knife or two, rather than this incredibly mediocre set.","Product: The Cuisinart Cook Central does it all! Brown ingredients right in the unit - no stovetop required - and you can switch to Slow Cook or Roast with the touch of a button for effortless combination cooking. Preset function buttons with time and temperature controls make it simple to Slow Cook, Roast, Brown/Saute or Steam - or combination cook! This big multicooker makes operation easy, and lets you prepare meals ahead of time so they're ready when you are!.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Better control means better food\n\nReview: After burning Alton Brown's crock pot lasagna in my craptastic <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Crock-Pot-3850-W-5-Quart-Programmable-Slow-Cooker-White/dp/B00005JHQ3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Crock-Pot 3850-W 5-Quart Programmable Slow Cooker, White</a>, it was time to get something new. I can't be the only person who sets up something to cook in the morning and doesn't come back for 11 hours. (Alton does recommend using an old school manual Crock Pot with a power-cutting timer, but I was concerned about the lasagna getting into the danger zone [<140 degrees] for too long. The time function on that model Crock is very limited.)\n\nThis product is sheer genius. I love being able to brown things in it. All that brown goodness that sticks to the pan stays in your food. I can lift the pan (not a heavy clay crock) with one hand and scrape stuff out with the other hand.\n\nThe time and temperature settings are totally customizable. I slow cooked a 3-pound pork shoulder (Crocknitas/Pulled pork) for 4 1/2 hours then it switched to warm. It turned out great when I pulled it out after 8 hours.\n\nI also made a quick soup, starting with browning ground beef, drained it (one handed), added veggies and stock, in about an hour total using the brown/saute/manual temperature settings.\n\nOther Pros:\n\nLid fits well enough that it doesn't lose a lot of liquid in slow cooker mode.\n\nKeeps my kitchen cooler in the heat.\n\nIt's easy to clean.\n\n4-quart size (there are only three of us).\n\nNovember 2014 Update: The control pad is not attached as well to the front as it should be. It means I have to REALLY PRESS HARD to get the buttons to work at times. The little housing around the control pad has a big chip out on the edge. However, I am not sure that someone in my household did not drop it to cause the damage (no one is owning up to it). That said, it still cooks pretty well. When it gives up the ghost, I will purchase another one.","Product: The USA Pan Springform Pan is a nonstick cheesecake cake pan that measures 9 inches in diameter x 2.625 inches deep* and provides home bakers with an easy way to make delicious cheesecakes, streusel coffee cakes, and other mousse cakes that require a delicate touch when baking! More than just a pan to make the perfect homemade New York cheesecake, the USA Pan Springform Pan is versatile bakeware that can also be used for baking different tortes and ice cream cakes as well! With clear, non-stick coating and removable sides that clamp around the base to form a tight seal, enjoy quick and easy release of your delicate creation without the messy clean-up. Every USA Pan is made in the USA and has been designed with the same standard high performance features that commercial bakers enjoy including aluminized steel and heavy gauge steel construction that allows for even heat distribution and maximum service life. USA Pan Springform Pans unique fluted surface design facilitates air circulation and also maximizes pan strength, which helps to resist warping. USA Pans professional grade bakeware helps everyday home bakers produce professional grade baked goods. USA Pan bakeware is long-lasting, durable, reliable, and comes with a limited lifetime warranty. USA Pan is a Bundy Family owned company, based in the Greater Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area that has been producing high performance bakeware for over 50 years. *Dimensions represent baking surface, not overall pan size.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cure if you regularly destroy springform pans\n\nReview: I am the destroyer of springform pans.\nSome people can protect and cherish a lightweight aluminum springform pan for years. I cannot. Almost every single panfive of the six Ive ownedhas met its demise in the back of the cabinet where I store my baking pans. It randomly falls into the back and a stack of glass baking dishes smashes into it. Number six met its demise when the ring fell out of my dish drainer and hit the floor with the force of a meteor hitting a rocky desert plain.\nThe worst part: I know there at least two of them I never even used before they were crushed to death. Once one of the lightweights gets bent, it just cant be used. Off to the recycling pile.\nThe USA Pans springform is heavy. That heft and the steel its made from will save it from the crush monster pile of Pyrex that lives in the back of my cabinet.\nLike all USA Pans, it has a silicon covering that makes getting the food out easier. (Okay, okay, I admit I own several of their pans.)\nAnother featurethe springform ring can be used in either direction. So you lefties get a bonus there.\nWhen I made an Italian cheesecake, I did have a little leakage, but it seems less than with the other pans Ive had.\nThe only issue I can think of is that the bottom is a two level platform. If you have a habit of removing the ring and leaving your cake on the base, this may not work anymore. (Time to make a parchment circle, folks.)","Product: OXO Good Grips Stainless Steel Measuring Cups with Magnetic Snaps\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very nice for dry ingredients\n\nReview: The works as advertised: it fits inside spice jars. For that reason, I'm using it solely for dry ingredients.\n\nI bake a lot. My husband razzes me about why do I need to have more than one set of measuring spoons. The reason is wet versus dry ingredients. I always find myself with a teaspoon measure that's still damp from vanilla or something and a need to measure baking powder or something similar. I don't always plan ahead when I bake--sometimes it's just a throw together thing. It's not convenient to handwash the measuring spoon and then dry it before I can use it again.\n\nBonus--They lay flat. You can have a tablespoon of flour in the spoon on the counter.","Product: Cook with the convenience of an oven on your countertop using the Oster Extra Large Digital Countertop Convection Oven. Perfect for the holidays when you need extra oven space or just for cooking dinner quickly on a weeknight, this large countertop convection oven uses convection technology to distribute heat evenly for thorough cooking and excellent results. The oven's generously sized interior offers enough space to accommodate two large take-and-bake pizzas, a family-sized chicken, a roast, or 18 slices of bread. Its two adjustable racks can be placed in two positions, allowing you to customize the space whether youre cooking a tall roast or baking chocolate chip cookies. An energy-efficient alternative to turning on the full-size oven, this convection oven uses 50 percent less energy and offers digital settings, including bake, broil, toast, pizza, and defrost options, to take the guesswork out of cooking. A 90-minute timer with auto shut-off feature lets you know with a bell when your food is ready. The Oster Extra Large Digital Countertop Convection Oven includes a baking pan and an integrated broiling rack.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Seriously huge... seriously hot\n\nReview: This thing is massive. Our old toaster oven, a 2006 Cuisinart convection toaster oven, is about 1/3 of the size of this behemoth. If you're making Toaster Strudel for 10, this might be for you. I can also see this would work for a kitchenette or snack area in a man cave or family room where a full-size range wouldn't be warranted. Maybe someone in a teeny apartment could use it.\n\nYou could probably bake cookies in this easily. But you should be extra careful if kids will be using it.\nUpdate: I\n had an issue with my range that I didn't discover until I had a quiche ready to go into the oven. I tried baking it in this thing with the convection going. I learned it just doesn't work for anything more dense or thick than French fries. It shut itself off automatically after about 30 minutes.\nPros:\nHuge, inside and out. I have space to spare with a quarter sheet pan (13 x 9 3/4 inches) or standard jelly roll pan (10 x 15 inches)\nIt claims you can bake a 16-inch pizza inside it\nIt fits into that awkward space in the corner of your kitchen counter (curved back side)\nDoes an okay job with toasting\nHandle is insulated on the side facing the oven\nControls are relatively easy to understand\nFloor comes out for cleaning\nComes with a drip/crumb pan that slides under the bottom rack (I think that's what it is for)\n\nCons:\nGets raging hot--there doesn't appear to be any insulation to protect the exterior from heating up (with about 4 inches of clearance to my wooden cabinets, I'm not sure I'd want to bake something inside this thing under a cabinet for long)\nTakes longer to toast than a conventional toaster or smaller toaster oven (more interior volume to heat up)\nUneven toast patterns--I put two split English muffins inside in a 2 x 2 pattern -> :: The two pieces in the back browned nicely on the 5 setting, front not so much.\nNo countdown on when toasting will be done (love that feature on my Cuisinart)\nNo rack adjustment--two racks, two levels","Product: The USA Pan Small Cookie Scoop Pan measures a full 12.5 x 7.75 inches* and provides home bakers with an easy way to bake delicious homemade cookies that brown evenly, release quickly, and come out tasting great! With an innovative scoop design that is both smart and baker friendly, taking fresh cookies out of the oven has never been easier. With a secure, easy gripping handle and a tapered edge, simply slide finished cookies onto a kitchen counter or cooling sheet. With a patented AMERICOAT Plus non-stick coating, the USA Pan small cookie Scoop Pan allows for easy clean-up. AMERICOAT Plus is PTFE, PFOA, and BPA free. Every USA Pan is made in the USA and has been designed with the same standard high performance features that commercial bakers enjoy including aluminized steel and heavy gauge steel construction that allows for even heat distribution and maximum service life. USA Pan Small Cookie Scoop Pans unique fluted surface design facilitates air circulation and also maximizes pan strength, which helps to resist warping. USA Pan bakeware is long-lasting, durable, reliable, and comes with a limited lifetime warranty. USA Pans professional grade bakeware helps everyday home bakers produce professional grade baked goods. USA Pan is a Bundy Family owned company, based in the Greater Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area that has been producing high performance bakeware for over 50 years. *Dimensions represent baking surface, not overall pan size.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great quality (as always with USA Pan)\n\nReview: I have to admit, this isn't my first USA Pan. I have several others that I love.\n\nThis is a COOKIE SHEET, not just a 1/2 size sheet pan. Although it may be hard to tell from the photographs, the lip on one side is much deeper than the other--enabling easier grabbing with an oven mitt. The shorter sides on the other side seem to help with allowing more air contact with whatever you are cooking.\n\nAs with other USA Pans, the surface has silicon ridges. If you're looking for a perfectly flat bottom on your cookie, you may want to look elsewhere. The ridges do seem to help with keeping dough in place until you want to move it. The silicon is like a built-in Silpat sheet. I will never have to grease this cookie sheet or have to use parchment to keep food from sticking. (However, I may use the parchment just to keep from having to wash it between batches of cookies--I am lazy.)","Product: Vac, dust and reach- versatility to clean where your upright vacuum can't. 360 Degree Reach Pro speeds through messes from floor to ceiling with 4 multipurpose tools that easily switch this vacuum from a stick to a handheld and back again. Use the 6\" wide powered tool to easily convert the 360 to a hand vacuum. It's powerful brush roll is perfect for stairs and upholstery inside as well as a handy car vacuum. Snap back on the extension wand to convert to a stick vacuum and reach up to 12 feet high and low. Use the crevice tool to tackle the toughest cleaning spots and hard to reach cracks. For ceiling fan blades, use the Vac+Dust Ceiling Fan Tool that comes complete with a Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. For floorwork, attach the Vac+Dust Hard Floor Tool with Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. It's the combination of a powerful vacuum and the Swipes Microfiber pad that allows you to pick up the dust and debris rather than just pushing it around on the floor. When done simply flip a switch to empty the dirt cup on the bottom and put everything back in the storage bag. The 360 Degree Reach is everything you need for in between cleaning with your upright vacuum and comes with a 3 year warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for those little projects: does everything but large rug/carpet areas\n\nReview: Let's be honest: dragging out the big vacuum and finding the correct attachments for a specialty cleaning job is a pain in the rear. The Dirt Devil did pretty well on my ceiling fan blades. I'll have to climb a ladder to get it any cleaner. The true test was the laundry/dog room. I had epic dog hair drifts in places my broom couldn't reach. The Dirt Devil crevice tool did great getting dog hair out from under the washer and the front of the furnace cabinet. The hard floor cleaner got the rest, along with all sorts of sand the dogs tracked in. My husband even used it for an extra dirty job cleaning dirt and hard water scale from bottom of the dry evaporative cooler pan. It performed great. My only issues are: I wish the dirt cup was larger and it would be nice to have a smaller size dusting tool. However, we discovered the dusting brush from my Kirby fit on the Dirt Devil just fine.","Product: Smart, powerful, high-performance Robot vacuum. Great for homes with pets. While you do other things, Neato BotVac vacuums dirt, crumbs, dust bunnies, and pet hair from all floor types and every corner of your home. D-shape with corner clever - exclusive d-shape with corner clever technology destroys dirt where it hides and keeps corners clean. Extra large bag less dirtying and Jumbo high performance filter capture particles as small as 0.3 microns, like mold and pet dander. Perfect for all floor types and pet hair pick-up.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The 4WD Robot Vacuum Inhales Dog Hair\n\nReview: Update: This thing is genius! I watched it detect my sleeping beagle on the floor and clean around him without touching him. The only issue I've had is that it doesn't let me know the dirt box needs cleaning until it's really packed in there.\n\nOriginal review: When I first unwrapped it, I thought it was huge. It seems much larger than my sis' Roomba. But it is much better at getting itself out of situations in my messy house.\n\nThis thing just climbed over a pile of DVD cases lying on the ground in front of my TV. Then it climbed over the anti-fatigue mats in the kitchen, got stuck under the cabinet edge and freed itself. It negotiated the forest of legs under my dining room table. And pushed the dog's stainless steel bowl around the kitchen floor. (Which caused one of the dogs to get excited about a possible second dinner. Sorry, Linus.)\n\nThe two times it couldn't fix its issue, it sent out its plaintive distress beep. Removing the plastic grocery bag it discovered under the couch fixed it the first time. The second time it inhaled the rope from the snake catching stick.\n\nSo far, in 30 minutes, it's picked up a chihuahua's worth of dog hair. I cleaned out the dirt box once and it's still going strong.","Product: This stunning faux leather headboard by Zinus will make a perfect addition to any bedroom. With a classic shape and style, this headboard is well-constructed with foam padding and features tufted square stitching. This faux leather headboard provides a classic framework for a mattress. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good, basic upholstered headboard--cheesy screws\n\nReview: Installation was pretty easy. You will need two people if you have to shift a mattress-laden box spring forward for working room.\n\nThe legs are steel and seem pretty sturdy. However, we have a no frills, mattress store frame. I'm not sure the 3-inch thin metal screws provided are going to keep it in place too well. The screws are touching the corner of our box spring. The corners of my box frame have a protective cover, so I'm not super concerned. But if you have a unprotected box spring or mattress corner that will be touching this, you are better off going to the hardware store and getting bolts that are the correct length so you don't tear holes.\n\nThe height is adjustable.\n\nThe color is true to the pictures on Amazon.\n\nIf we have issues in the future with wobbliness, I will be heading to the hardware store for some beefier 3/8-inch bolts.\n\nIf I want to be super picky with the aesthetics, some of the nailheads are a little out of line. But overall, it looks pretty good.","Product: For years, celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck has entertained the Hollywood elite at his Beverly Hills restaurant, Spago. His skill in the kitchen and passion for quality have earned him a reputation thats unparalleled in his field. Now, he brings that same level of excellence to his own line of professional-quality cookware. Pucks renowned attention to detail is evident in the smart design and durable construction of his kitchenware, making it the perfect choice for todays serious cook. If you share Pucks passion for good food and great cookware, this collection is for you.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Worked 3 years--Technology does not heat up the kitchen\n\nReview: Final Update: This worked great for two years. The backlight on the LED crapped out at that time. And it never could handle the weight of a stockpot with more than 3 quarts of water in it.\n\nNow, year 3, it just beeps and shows an error code when I plug it in.\n\nIt did sell me on induction technology. When the big range craps out, I'm switching from propane (plllth!) to induction, even though I'll have to get an electrician out to put in the proper outlet.\n\nMy old review:\n\nI knew I'd love this thing when the first thing I tried on it was boiling water. It took no time at all -- maybe 5 minutes. On my propane stove (I live at 3000 feet in the boonies), boiling the same amount of water would've taken 20 minutes.\n\nNormally, I'm all about cooking with gas. But come summertime, I seek out ways to make meals with a minimum amount of flame to heat it up in there.\n\nThe fan is a little louder than my microwave.\n\nDefinite buy. Works great!!\n\nUPDATE: The blue back light on the LED has crapped out. But the induction pad still works fine.","Product: 25501A Features: -Perfect eggs every time. -Capacity: 7 Eggs. -Prepares soft, medium, or hard-boiled eggs even poaches. -3 Egg nonstick poaching tray. -Ready timer with tone. -Water measuring cup with egg piercing tool. Product Type: -Egg Cookers. Color: -Black. Dishwasher safe: -Yes. Timer: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -6.13\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -7.61\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -6.81\". Overall Product Weight: -1.12 lbs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cooks well - worthy replacement for Oster Egg Cooker\n\nReview: This does a great job making soft or hard-boiled eggs. This is the second replacement for my favorite Oster egg cooker that died.\n\nPros\nAlarm isn't super loud--replacement #1, https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0168CNYD8/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1, was louder than my home's smoke detectors.\nCooks eggs to proper level of doneness when I adjust for elevation (little bit more water).\nIsn't hard to clean.\nOn/Off switch is safer than just a button to turn it on (Oster had this and it was way too easy to accidentally turn it on).\n\nCons\nAlarm isn't super loud. You need to keep an eye on it.\nRequires little cup for measuring water.\nLittle cup is hard to read--the lines are clear on clear.\nThe one thing I liked about the Dash cooker was that the lid could \"lock\" for storage. This lid doesn't lock.","Product: Cuisinart CSG-800 Digital Grilling Thermometer and Timer, Silver and Black\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Probe didn't work and then it lost it's mind\n\nReview: When I first inserted the batteries, the display lit up everywhere except on the right side where it shows the probe temperature. I inserted the probe and nothing changed. I thought maybe it HAD to be inserted into something a little denser than air.\n\nA few days later, I tried using it to check the temperature of some water I had on the stove. I turned it on and placed the electronic box on the counter next to the stove and inserted the probe into warm water--no change. I walked away from it for about 3 minutes and when I returned the liquid crystal display had gone wonky and wasn't displaying any real numbers or information, just parts of numbers.\n\nPROs:\nIt doesn't seem hard to program the temperature or the timer\n\nCONS:\nThe probe didn't register anything on the box\nThe box lost it's electronic mind after exposure to maybe 100 degree air (next to the stove)","Product: Enjoy powerful, crystal clear sound anywhere, no wires, no fuss, with this Bluetooth portable speaker and conference call unit. Beautifully simple design with intuitive wheel control. Engineered to work in vertical or horizontal position. Ten hour playback time. Powerful battery also functions as a power bank for your mobile.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: After 4 months, rechargable batteries won't hold charge\n\nReview: I reduced my rating from 5 to 3 stars just because after 4 months the batteries suddenly no longer hold a charge. I can't get it to Bluetooth link to my iMac when it's charging. When it did finally work from my iPad, it was putting out everyting in mono. :p\n\nOld review:\n\nThis speaker has more heft to it that I was expecting. It's solid. And the sound that comes out of it is big and sounds swell.\n\nI charged it up. Linking the Bluetooth on my iPad 1 to it took literally seconds. I streamed through the iPad for hours. It worked even when I took the iPad into another room, at least 25 feet away. The signal made it through several walls. When I turned the iPad off, the speaker went into a sleep mode.\n\nThe only issue I've had so far is that it won't link to my iPhone 4. I'm going to do some more research on that. I'm not sure if it was my phone or that the juice was pretty low on the Switch speakers.","Product: The Door and Window Sensor finds out something very simple - whether a door or a window, or in fact any object in your home, is open or closed. But theres power in simplicity. Power that allows you to inform the rest of your Z-Wave network about your selected doors and windows. Like a thermostat lets your heating and cooling systems know what they should do next, Aeotecs Z-Wave Door&nbsp;and Window Sensor does the same. Perhaps an open door means that your lights should turn on and welcome you home. Perhaps an open window means that an alarm should be trigged. Whatever it means to your home, with door and window sensors installed, your Z-Wave network will have both the power and the intelligence to do it. &nbsp; Fantastic wireless rangeThe Door and Window Sensor is completely wireless. Despite its small size, it's powerfully so. It uses a special Z-Wave wireless signal that aims to cause no interference with other technologies in your home. That same wirless signal is ultra-low power, helping the battery last for years. And it does all of this with an antenna that can communicate over 300 foot / 90 metres in an open space. &nbsp; Small in sizeIt attaches to your doors. It attaches to your windows. And, despite its beautiful curves, you don't want to notice it. You want the Door and Window sensor to blend in, to become part of your home's decor. That's why we've made the 2nd generation sensor smaller than the first. Weve reduced all its measurements without reducing its fu...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Monitoring the deep freeze door--no one is going to snag an ice cream with out me knowing about it\n\nReview: After leaving my freezer door ajar most of one day (thankfully it was winter--only lost a bag of frozen okra), I had to come up with a way to know if the door was open.\n\nThis sensor connected to my SmartThings hub easily. I added the sensor to my system sitting at my kitchen table. Then I made the 83-foot trek out to my detached garage and attached it using 3M picture hanging strips to the exterior, outside top corner of the freezer door.\n\nThe entire operation took 10 minutes (1 of which was prying the batteries out of the plastic in which they were sealed).\n\nIt works very well. I can monitor every time my 8-year-old and/or the husband gets into the freezer to snag an ice cream. The sensor is not obtrusive. I did have to move the magnet a little closer than the 2 centimeters they state works in the instructions. I think they are separated by about 1/3 inch.\n\n(Caveats: I have two Z-wave light switches hardwired into the wall about 5 feet from the freezer, so range is not an issue.)","Product: KiiTAG is a Bluetooth 4.0 item finder to keep your valuables safe. By integrating flexible cloud services and hardware design, KiiTAG also offers many useful add-ons such as remote camera shutter, ownership binding, baggage tag, community lost & found andautomatic SMS/Email sending service etc. More and more add-ons will be introduced in the near future.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Limited use in the rural hinterlands\n\nReview: This worked OK for me. The apps don't appear to be free with the purchase of the KiiTAG, but you can just purchase the apps you think you're going to need.\nThe 200-foot range is kind of an issue for me. The concept is that your neighbors' KiiTAGs would join together in a network would help you find your missing dog/kid/valuable item that just grew legs. I live very rural, so the chances that someone who also has a KiiTAG is hanging around on my property line is ZERO. But it would be a great thing to attach to your kid at a major league ball park or Disnelyland in case they get lost. I had kind of hoped this would work to help my husband find me in a big-box store. However, unless he's within 200 feet it won't be super helpful. But he could just call me on my phone. I also had hopes that I could attach it to my dog Linus' collar and we could track him when he digs out under the fence, but 200 feet from my phone isn't even off our property.\nThe shutter button was kind of cool for taking photos from a distance.\nThe feature that helps you find your lost phone was kind of a wash because I always forget to turn the ringer on my iPhone. The feature just makes the phone vibrate. At least the Find my iPhone app can make an evil noise.","Product: We will be releasing our 2nd generation Roost Smart 9V Battery for smoke alarms this fall. Our new device will be an improved version of our original release almost 2 years ago. With an updated electronics design, set-up and Wi-Fi connection speed will be easier, faster and more reliable. With reduced power consumption, we will also experience improved battery life in typical smoke alarms. Just like our original product, the Roost Smart Battery transforms your existing 9V smoke or CO alarm into a smart home device that will send notifications to your smart phone whenever your alarm sounds. Especially helpful when you are away from home. Simply load the Roost mobile app to enable set-up in your home. No more chirps at 3AM, since you will also receive notification weeks before the battery needs to be replaced. Less than 5 minutes to install with an added monitor feature to share the alert capability with family members and close friends. This is not your average 9V battery!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not too complicated to install--lacks connection to hubs\n\nReview: Setup was only a teeny bit complicated. I had to use my iPhone to download the app--the iPad couldn't find the app on the App Store.\n\nThe App walks you through connecting it to your WIFI and your phone. You should connect the phone and the Roost close to the smoke detector where it will be installed. I first tried sitting at my dining room table, 30 feet from my router and about 15 feet from the smoke detector, and it wasn't getting enough WIFI to connect. Once I was standing almost underneath the detector, it worked fine. You don't want to do this while you're standing on a ladder, either. Barking dogs and chatty children/spouses should be moved out of the area while the phone imitates a 2400 baud modem (the memories...) to link with the battery.\n\nHusband removed the First Alert 9120B detector from the ceiling in our great room and installed the Roost battery. He had some issues squeezing it into the battery compartment, but between wiggling, filing a teeny bit of plastic off the base's corner edge and strength in his fingers he got it installed okay. I received a message on my phone when he tested it.\n\nAfter that, I went into the setup area within the app and deleted 911 out of the monitor's numbers. Most of our false alarms are random in the middle of the night when it's really cold or when a dust mote wanders into one of the detectors.\n\nI wish I could connect it to SmartThings directly or at least with IFTTT. Then I could trigger all the house lights to come up automatically to aid us in exiting the house.","Product: The most versatile device in the Samsung SmartThings family, this sleek ZigBee device acts as a movement, vibration, orientation and temperature sensor all in one. The SmartThings Multipurpose Sensor can detect whether an object like a door or drawer is open or closed; sense when valuable or off-limits items have been moved or tampered with; offer temperature readings; and feel vibration. It requires the SmartThings Hub. SmartThings offers a one-year limited warranty on this product. TROUBLESHOOTING STEPS: > If your device doesnt connect after removing the \"Remove to Pair\" tab, hold the Connect button while inserting the battery. > Release the button when the LED is lit. > The LED will blink blue while attempting to connect. > Then select Connect New Device in the SmartThings app.NOTE: Check User Manual in Technical Specification before use.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works well where you can't have a magnet smack up against a sensor (Better than Ecolink and Aeotec door/window sensors)\n\nReview: This thing is misinstalled with the magnet part flipped on the wrong side and probably a full 3/4 inches from the sensor. And it works wonderfully.\n\nThe temperature results are right on. I'm not really using the tilt function.\n\nI have other brand door/window sensors installed on my deep freeze, garage doors (along the belt run) and on a baby gate that keeps the beagle pack outside the main part of the house. Those sensors--made by Ecolink and Aeotec--don't seem to work for me unless the magnet piece is almost touching the sensor. This is a problem when you want to do things like open or close doors.\n\nThe Aeotec magnet has been removed by Linus the Beagle twice because I've had to build it out on some foam to reach the sensor across the vast 1/4 inch-expanse between the gate and the frame. (I'm most glad he didn't eat it.) I will soon purchase another SmartThings sensor to replace the Aeotec.\n\nThe SmartThings sensor (cue singing angels) is working great for me.","Product: Beauty and brains never came in such a refreshing package. We cover just the base with soft silicone to minimize materials, then top things off with a smart cap that closes with a click to save your water from nasty intruders then opens with a twist to let you sip from any angle when you're ready.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: DISHWASHER SAFE. DISHWASHER SAFE. DISHWASHER SAFE.\n\nReview: DISHWASHER SAFE--those magic words mean so much to me. That alone would make me buy it. I see so many cool beverage devices that I put down immediately after reading \"hand wash only.\" I am a busy mom and if I have to hand wash something, it's going to sit for a while.\n\nThe top is pretty ingenious. You simply twist it 60 degrees and voila--you can drink from any side. No more little caps that break off or get warped in the dishwasher.\n\nTo be honest, I was a little skeptical about a glass water bottle. But it does make a difference. You don't get that funny taste like you get from the metal bottles. And with plastic, if I leave a few drops of something milky in the bottom, I have cheese stink in it a couple hours later. That cheese smell just doesn't go away in plastic.\n\nWhen I measured it, the Full Circle Bottle held about 550 ML of liquid (a little more than 18 ounces of liquid). Empty it weighs about a pound. The rubberized bottom does a decent job of protecting the bottom of the bottle. And the top is genius.\n\nBut the DISHWASHER SAFE is what sold me.","Product: OtterBox Commuter Series Hybrid Case for iPhone 4 - White/Black\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Impressed with the quality\n\nReview: I priced these at the AT&T store when I picked up my new white IPhone. $49.99! Wow! BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON!\nThis is the first phone case I've ever bought that didn't have some kind of issue with the quality. OtterBox must have great quality control. The harder white plastic fits into the soft black bumper material perfectly. No wierd gapping. I can access all the buttons with no issues.\nThe only complaint I have is that the white plastic doesn't totally match the white on my iPhone. The iPhone is a teeny bit ivory compared to the almost bluish white of the Otter cover. However, with use, I'm sure the white of the cover will get a little dingy and match better. I can't even see the difference on the front side of the phone, only the back.\nI've had it a week, so I can't comment on longevity yet.\n\nUpdate: It's May 2013 and I notice two cracks in the outer white case. No one in the house will cop to dropping the phone, and the cracks are far enough apart that I really don't think it was dropped (small crack on the top near the earbud hole and huge one in the lower right hand corner of the back). This is acceptable to me--two years of day-in, day-out use and this case did the job.","Product: The Auto Expressions Sunshade features the patented Magic Shade two-panel design that protects the interior of your car by blocking damaging UV rays. These contemporary, elegant shades pop open easily and fold down for compact storage. Proven to keep your car interior cooler on sunny days, the panels can be used horizontally or vertically to fit a wide variety of vehicles. Each package contains two panels, and each panel measures 28 x 31 inches.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Jumbo does not fit an Odyssey\n\nReview: I live in the Mojave Desert. Yes, 120 degrees in the shade in mid-July Mojave Desert. Without a shade like this, I could bake a cake in my Odyssey.\n\nI've tried several different types of sun shades. The big fan fold, these two piece taco-fold, and a hybrid of the two. I've had them in materials ranging from cardboard to fancy pants mylar-coated bubble wrap. The crinkly mylar type seem to work just as well as the silvery cloth variety for me. They last about the same amount of time.\n\nUntil someone develops car windows that automatically turn 100% opaque and reflect heat, the taco-fold variety are the best. They fold down into a relatively small circle you can shove between the seats.\n\nYou can break them up. Put one in the dash and give the other one to the kid in the way back bellyaching about being hot while you wait for dad to get out of the store, etc.\n\nMy biggest issue is that my Odyssey has a ginormous front window. Super Jumbo fits perfectly, but they are hard to find. I ordered this by mistake and I'm putting it in a different vehicle.\n\nTips to get the best use:\n\nPark facing into the sun\nCrack your windows at least an inch (moonroof window too)--no sunshade is going to keep your car cooler than the ambient air temperature. That ambient air needs to be able to get into the car. A sunshade MIGHT keep it from getting up to 140 in the interior, but not if the windows are all closed up.\nPractice folding it. I know it's a pain, but it really is something with the wrists. You can always chuck it into the back seat when you get annoyed.","Product: The Auto Expressions Sunshade features the patented Magic Shade two-panel design that protects the interior of your car by blocking damaging UV rays. These contemporary, elegant shades pop open easily and fold down for compact storage. Proven to keep your car interior cooler on sunny days, the panels can be used horizontally or vertically to fit a wide variety of vehicles. Each package contains two panels, and each panel measures 31 x 38 inches.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cuts the heat considerably\n\nReview: I live in the Mojave Desert. Yes, 120 degrees in the shade in mid-July Mojave Desert. Without a shade like this, I could bake a cake in my Odyssey.\n\nI've tried several different types of sun shades. The big fan fold, these two piece taco-fold, and a hybrid of the two. I've had them in materials ranging from cardboard to fancy pants mylar-coated bubble wrap. The crinkly mylar type seem to work just as well as the silvery cloth variety for me. They last about the same amount of time.\n\nUntil someone develops car windows that automatically turn 100% opaque and reflect heat, the taco-fold variety are the best. They fold down into a relatively small circle you can shove between the seats.\n\nYou can break them up. Put one in the dash and give the other one to the kid in the way back bellyaching about being hot while you wait for dad to get out of the store, etc.\n\nMy biggest issue is that my Odyssey has a ginormous front window. Super Jumbo fits perfectly, but they are hard to find.\n\nTips to get the best use:\n\nPark facing into the sun\nCrack your windows at least an inch (moonroof window too)--no sunshade is going to keep your car cooler than the ambient air temperature. That ambient air needs to be able to get into the car. A sunshade MIGHT keep it from getting up to 140 in the interior, but not if the windows are all closed up.\nPractice folding it. I know it's a pain, but it really is something with the wrists. You can always chuck it into the back seat when you get annoyed.","Product: Regain control over the squirrels, rats, chipmunks and weasels that invade your yard with the Havahart Small 2-Door Animal Trap. Designed by trapping professionals, the trap comes fully assembled and ready to use simply bait and set. Two lightweight, spring-loaded doors to ensure quick, secure trapping. The dual door design also creates a clear path from on end to another to allow for higher catch rates as the animal tries to pass through. The sturdy trap is constructed with user and animal safety in mind. First, the metal handle guard and solid doors protect you from contact with the animal while its trapped inside. In addition, this trap has strong door locks to keep the animal safely inside. Last, smooth rolled edges inside the trap prevent anxious critters from injury during transport. The Havahart Small 2-Door Animal Trap is built to last. Constructed of one-piece high-tensile wire mesh with steel reinforcements, this trap stands up to damage from unpredictable critters. The external trigger rod also prevents animals from damaging it while trying to escape. Plus, the steel is galvanized to resist rust and corrosion in outdoor conditions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great product, I need 10 more\n\nReview: I thought I just had a ground squirrel or two eating my plants...\n\nI received this trap on Monday. Caught one squirrel Monday night, two squirrels Tuesday, four on Wednesday. Today I am told there was one squirrel in the trap and eight more trying to spring their comrade (trying to dig him out). Apparently my property is paradise on Earth for the Antelope Ground Squirrel.\n\nI won't be buying any more of these traps (I don't have the time to move 10,000 ground squirrels), but it is very effective. While it looks awful, I think we'll be putting a layer of chicken wire or hardware netting on the bottom half of our 4-foot wire fence. Then we'll use this trap on a case-by-case basis.\n\nBy the way, Antelope Ground Squirrels like peanut butter, green and red grapes, corn and Ritz crackers.","Product: The new, larger Rat Zapper Ultra offers you more kills and longer stand by times. Perfect for larger rats (and mice too!), ongoing rodent infestations and commercial applications. Larger chamber than the Rat Zapper Classic. Bait with ordinary pet food. Mice and rats enter the chambert and are dispatched with a powerful jolt of electricity. If they'll fit in the chamber, the Rat Zapper will dispatch them! No blood, no gore, no mess, and no poisons to endanger your pets or the environment. Flashing kill light tells you when you have a catch; simply tip the Rat Zapper and let the dead rodent slide out. Dimensions: Approximately 4\"x4-3/4\"x11-1/2\". Approximately 30 kills with one set of 4 alkaline \"D\" cell batteries (not included). Easy to use, and reusable. Not an ultrasonic device. Optional remote monitoring with the Rat Zapper Rat Tale.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We tried being nice...\n\nReview: It was one thing when the desert rodents were eating the plants I just bought from the nursery (See my review for the Havaheart). I figured, we'll just live with it, find some plants they don't like to eat, and keep catching and releasing miles away. It was quite another thing when they moved in to the F-150 and the station wagon. Woodrats lose all vestiges of cuteness when you find a pile of twigs and poop on top of your engine. So far, luckily, no chewed up wires.\n\nThis product works. For us, it doesn't even need bait. We just set it out and flip the switch. One time it only took 15 minutes to catch a ground squirrel.\n\nWe freeze the bodies for my brother's boa constrictor. She's better fed now than she has been in a long time. And we also intentionally invite coyotes and bobcats to come for a free snack out in the middle of the driveway. (I'd much rather have them hunt my ground squirrel problem away.)\n\nWe've caught mice, woodrats and several antelope ground squirrels. The kangaroo rats and lizards aren't interested in it. Now, if I could just get that long-tailed \"city\" squirrel that's not native -- maybe if I bait it with some KFC.","Product: Consumers have depended on the Kill A Watt and the Kill A Watt EZ for years to help them save energy and money. Now with the new Kill A Watt Edge it is easier than ever to gain insight on your consumption with the added experience of new features, for both the average and technically savvy consumer.;;The Kill A Watt Edge has all the measuring capabilities of its predecessors. There is an added CO2 function so that you may calculate your Carbon Footprint, and it has a dual display that shows multiple types of information at once. It will even calculate the consumption and cost of your devices when left in standby mode. Once you are familiar with those costs they are easily combatable with the programmable motion sensor, that will shut off your items when you are not in the room. After time the Edge will learn your behaviors and tell you how much you have saved when your devices are in real \"off\" mode.;;The Edge is also easy to read thanks to a tether that allows you to perch your meter nearby the item you are measuring without having to bend over or unplug the device to view data.;;Get an Edge on your utility bill. Save power, time, and money with the Kill A Watt Edge.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Why put in a motion detect mode on a Kill-A-Watt? This is a problem.\n\nReview: I'm old and my eyes, knees, and back don't work so well in concert anymore.\n\nI'll be honest--I bought this particular model because it breaks into two pieces. I thought it was a pretty neat idea that after you insert the plug from your appliance/electric thing into the P4490 and put the P4490's plug into the wall that you can look at the read out on the other piece without getting close to the outlet to look at it.\n\nThe designer should have left it there.\n\nBut no, they put in a cockamamie motion detect \"feature.\" It boggles the mind why.\n\nThe story--\n\nI originally purchased this item to measure how much electricity our 20-year-old garage fridge was sucking up. The fridge works fine, but we're looking to reduce our electric bill as much as possible. We already have LEDs or CFLs everywhere and don't have an air conditioner--so I know that behemoth is a major contributor to the bill. I want to get a new freezer to replace it. Husband disagrees--the precious 1993 Kitchenaid fridge in the garage can't be using that much energy.\n\nHusband cheerfully fiddled around with this thing on items all over the house.\n\nAfter he dragged his feet for weeks, I finally put it on the garage fridge last night. I figured to leave it on for 24 hours because conditions change throughout the day.\n\nThis morning I grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge--and after my brain woke up 10 minutes and 5 miles down the road later--I realized it was not as cold as it should have been.\n\nAUGGGGHHH!!!! THE P4490 CUT THE POWER TO THE FRIDGE. Really? REALLY?\n\nScreech--turn around--go home--unplug--put the fridge plug back into the wall. I dearly hope the $250 worth of groceries in the freezer have not gone south. I will check this afternoon.\n\nThe very thin instruction booklet is awful--like a bad translation from Chinese or something.\n\nIf you do buy this, make sure you completely understand how to shut off the motion detect settings before you let it go on a fridge containing frozen meat.","Product: The Perky-Pet Pinch Waist Hummingbird Feeder has everything you need to attract hummingbirds to your yard. The 16 oz. nectar capacity holds just enough to make sure theres always fresh, clean nectar for your tiny hummingbirds. The wide mouth opening on the glass feeder bottle makes filling mess-free and cleaning simple. The built in bee guards on the 4 feeding ports protect the nectar supply and your hummingbirds from bees. The built in ant moat on the lid keeps ants away. Simply fill with water! The base of this feeder easily comes apart to clean. To prevent mold buildup, remember to clean your feeder twice a week with a mild soap and water solution.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Same as what Ma had, except for a bigger bottle neck\n\nReview: This is the same basic Perky-Pet design as the hummingbird feeder my mom had in the 1980s.\nPros: The glass bottle holds 16 oz.\nThe mouth of the bottle is about 1 1/2 inches in diameter, so it may be easier to fill than something smaller.\n\nCons: 8 oz drains into the bottom when you flip it over\nThe little pack of hummingbird food only makes 8 ounces.\nMy hummingbirds and the wind had emptied out the 8 ounces in about half a day.\nIt doesn't come with a hook of any kind. There is an area where you can attach something, but you have to provide your own chain/hook, etc.\nThe little perches didn't line up directly with the yellow flowers. But it was probably close enough.","Product: Oregon Scientific AW133 Grill Right Bluetooth BBQ Thermometer Time to fire up the barbeque and invite friends over and have them try your tasty burgers, chicken, ribs, sausages or steaks! Dont want to wait by the grill and neglect you guests? Forget staring at the your food. Relax! Simply program your choice of cooking modes on the user-friendly app on your compatible smart device. The BBQ thermometer will alert you via your smartphone when the meat is cooked to your customizable perfect temperature! No matter if you are a professional chef or a home cook, our BBQ thermometer ensures your meat is cooked to perfection! Choose from eight meat profiles: beef, veal, lamb, pork, chicken, turkey, fish, and hamburger patty. You can also select four different doneness levels: rare, medium rare, medium, and well done. You can also preset a specific target temperature based on your own cooking preferences. With our Grill-Right Thermometer, automatically record every meal. The free app lets you easily access your preferred modes of cooking and the successful recipes the next time you throw a party. Sharing of cooking experience is made easy. Share handy hints, recipe ideas and even send text messages of the photos of each of your grilling masterpieces or post on Facebook or Twitter, easily from your fingertips. How will this help me cook? Stop staring at your food and focus on entertaining your guests or preparing other dishes. Ensure your meats are thoroughly cooked, dont worry about overdone or underdone cooked meats. No fussing with extra devices-your smart device will alert you of your cooking progress. The included smart app will keep a record of all your meal preparationslast meal was too dry, adjust your next temperature settings for your next meal. Data viewable from main unit or smart device via Bluetooth Smart connectivity Smart App available in iOS and Android operating systems Color changing display sound alert on main unit 3 Modes: meat profiles / countdown timer / target temperature Measure meat air temperature 150 feet transmission range Supports dual probe Water splash resistant Touch Key Screen Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for canning, stovetop, oven use: issues with iPad pairing\n\nReview: Update: After not using this for over a month, I tried to use it again. The thermometer box and my iPad just couldn't see one another. The first time, I ended up just using the thermometer box by itself. I went past my sent temperature, but it wasn't critical.\n\nI unpaired it. Then re-paired it and it worked ONCE. Now, I'm trying to figure out if I have to unpair/re-pair again. This makes me unhappy.\n\nOriginal Review:\n\nAfter using this for a few days, I'm ready to donate the Taylor cooking thermometer I purchased last fall.\n\nOregon Scientific's product is a customizable and a lot more useful than Taylor's product or the Polder thermometer I had a few years ago.\n\nHonestly, I just used it on the stovetop and in my Cuisinart Cooker to tell me when items had come to a boil. But I can't wait until I'm canning again. I use a thermometer to tell me when the water in the stockpot I use for canning reaches 204 degrees--the boiling point at my elevation and 185 degrees for sterilizing.\n\nBig Pros:\n\nI can move elsewhere in the house while I'm waiting for things to happen on my stove. It takes forever to boil water in a full canner on my propane-powered stove.\n\nLarge numbers, symbols on the display.\n\nYou can stop it from your device.\n\nCustomizable from my iPad. NO MORE POKING BUTTONS ON A LITTLE BOX!!\n\nThe probe and the cable are thicker and seem sturdier than either flavor of Taylor's probes I've used or the probe from the Polder thermometer.\n\nThe instructions state it can use more than one probe, which will be invaluable when cooking to people's different tastes on a grill, or in my case, on the stove and oven at the same time.\n\nIt uses AA batteries.\n\nRange on the Bluetooth is more than 30 feet inside my house.\n\nThe warning messages start coming before it's finished. So you don't have to sprint to the grill or range AFTER something is done.\n\nCons (which aren't a whole lot because it's a solid 5 stars):\n\nYou cannot apparently shut it off completely. I'll be watching battery life and update my review if it is a problem.\n\nThe documentation doesn't tell you that you have to go to Oregon Scientific's website to get the link to the software for your iDevice on the Apple App Store.\n\nIt would be great if it came with a magnet.\n\nLinking the Bluetooth was a teeny bit painful.\n\nI wish I could customize the sound the alerts make. Right now, it's just using the regular ding sound on my iPad. I suggest an annoying klaxon.","Product: Lifegard Aquatics All In One Complete Pond Filter System. For Ponds or Water gardens from 300 gallons up to 1500 gallons.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 3rd year filter working great!! Fountain pipe a nightmare\n\nReview: This pond filter works wonderfully well as a filter. My pond is small enough that I only have to change out the filters once a year. Even without constant use of the UV light, my pond is usually pretty clear.\n\nMy only complaint is the \"fountain\" function. I have a waterfall and I attached tubing for it using the diverter valve. Originally, I did not find a way to get around having to use the fountain pieces. I can't really use the fountain because the wind blows the water from the fountain out of the pond.\n\nThe diverter is hard to deal with. First, there are significantly less threads on the piece that does the main work of diverting than normal. That means it doesn't hold on to the fountain pipe very well. I think a goldfish bumping into it is enough to knock the diverter out of the fountain piece (let alone putting the filter unit back into place with everything together).\n\nSecondly, there is a smaller valve on the diverter that allows you to regulate how much water goes to your tubing. It's another piece that was hanging on literally by a thread.\n\nUp until this year, I successfully got it all back together when I changed out the filters. However, this year the smaller valve came off and disappeared into the bottom of my pond.\n\nI pulled the fountain piping out and took it to the local hardware store. The good news is that I was able to find Rainbird irrigation parts that fit in it's place. There is water going to the waterfall. I did have to buy new 1/2-inch black tubing. I added a 1/2-inch dripline irrigation valve to divert some of the water, controlling the waterfall. Once the pond clears up, I'll have to cover it over with rocks.\n\nDespite the setbacks, I'm still overall pleased with this pond filter.","Product: This item comes on one 20inch x 28inch sticker sheet and pieces will need to be put together to create the design. Very Quick and Easy to Use. No paint, No tools, and No wallpaper paste necessary. Just peel and stick these wall decals to most any smooth surface. Great for Kids bedroom, bathroom, living room, or even your store. How to use: 1. Think where you want your sticker to be. A . Clean the surface so it's free of dirt, dust, oil. B . Dry well. 2. Sketch your design. A. You can cut out the shape and use any tape to temporarily affix pattern to your wall. 3. Take the image out from the transfer film. Rub it with soft cloth or plastic card from the center of the image with outward motion. If the image size is too big, lift the transfer film from top and attach little by little while peeling transfer film. 4. If you want to change place, lift the image carefully so it doesn't lengthen or torn. Some paint or wall papers may fall off due to condition of attached surface.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Pretty, but has some issues\n\nReview: I bought this for my 5-year-old's room. It's a very pretty design, sort of a acrylic/oil painting look. I didn't detect any overt sparkliness on it. If it stays up, I think it would be appropriate for any female room (and it's keeping me from having to paint pink walls). It is slightly transparent.\nIt was relatively easy to put up on my textured walls (flat paint). There were some slight issues with the sticker material not coming off the backing easily in places because the die cut didn't go all the way through.\nIt is coming up a little on the 'trunk' part -- I'm not sure if my dusting the wall was enough to get all the smutz up. I'm going to try doublestick tape. The rest seems to be adhering pretty well.\nI have it coming across the wall horizontally and it is as wide as a twin bed.","Product: The \"brain\" of your smart home, the SmartThings Hub will instantly connect all of your different home automation sensors, as well as smart locks, lights, outlets, thermostats, and more and let you control them from the free SmartThings app. Receive notifications about what's happening in and around your home and use your smartphone to remotely control your home's security, energy usage, lighting, and more. Since SmartThings is compatible with lots of smart devices from a variety of manufacturers, once you have the SmartThings Hub and our free app, you can add as many additional SmartThings sensors or other popular Z-Wave, ZigBee, or Internet-connected products as you want to customize your connected home\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for slightly technical folks\n\nReview: I started out with a Vera hub. After about a week, I gave up when it died. Did a little more research and bought the SmartThings hub.\n\nI'm not a super techie, but I can manage my home wifi and do basic electrical work. I've hooked up several light switches, our thermostat, a multi mode sensor, an open-close sensor on my freezer, and a few plugs.\n\nThe biggest problem so far is our setting up our iPhones as presence sensors. Cell signal is never high quality, so it will show the iPhone 6 coming and going all night long.\n\nSo far, it's much more user friendly, especially the mobile interface. I'm kind of old school, so I wish there was a book for it.","Product: From the leaders in Wave technology, the Eco link Door/Window Sensor allows you to improve the safety and security of your home and family easily and effectively. Built with premium components, including Rare Earth Magnets for better performance, these entry/window sensors provide instant and reliable performance as part of your security system. Dimensions: 3.35L x .97W x .93H.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Little tricky for initial setup, but working fine\n\nReview: I installed these on my garage doors to tell me whether they were open or closed. I ended up putting them on the track for the garage door opener because I had steel cables running on either side of the doors and not enough clearance on any door edges to keep the magnet from getting smacked by either the tracks or the wall when moving. I attached both the sensors and magenets using 3M Velcro strips--which has worked so far with everything I've mounted (the summer heat might change that). But the 3M stuff is more forgiving when you're trying to figure out where something may work.\nThese are the first z-wave devices I've come across that I absolutely had to exclude before I included in my SmartThings hub. Although the directions talk about a plastic tab that has to be removed from the back of the device, when I opened the package, there was no such tab. I had to install the battery. At first, I tried just adding the sensors, but the SmartThings hub couldn't see either of them. I ran the exclude on the SmartThings app. Then took the battery out. Then replaced the battery and the device added just fine. I did add both sensors while sitting at the kitchen table. It's not something you want to do with the sensor installed on the door already, if you can avoid it.\nSo far, so good.\nCompared to the Aeotec Z-Wave Door/Window Sensor (DSB29-ZWUS), the Ecolink sensor and magnets are a little larger. The Ecolink takes a weird battery (which I'm not thrilled about), BUT it appears that the Ecolink can handle the magnet being a little further away from the sensor than the Aeotec model. (Both of my Aeotec sensors need the magnet to be nearly touching.) The Ecolink magnet comes with a little base for installation that makes the magnet unit bigger than the Aeotec magnet.","Product: Adventure ready Dora plush backpack measures 10'' by 10.5'' and includes map. For ages 3 and up. California Proposition 65 states WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: My baby's first packpack\n\nReview: My three-year-old requested a \"Dora packpack\".\n\nI looked in my local stores. I really didn't want something with Dora's face plastered all over it. So, I looked here on Amazon and found this. I like it because if you aren't familiar with Dora you'd just look at it and think \"cute backpack.\"\n\nIt's relatively small. But her blankie fits into it fine. We use it mostly for bringing her bathing suit and other clothes over to daycare. At home she fills it up with toys.\n\nIt fits my skinny three-year old well. She can get into it by herself.\n\nThe face is embroidered into the bag. The map is attached to a piece of elastic, so it won't be going anywhere. My only complaint is that the magnets that hold the flap down aren't very strong. It pops open very easily. The magnets are inside two layers of fabric with a plush nap on it.\n\nWe haven't washed it yet, but it looks like it could handle a delicate cycle in the wash.","Product: Adventure ready Dora plush backpack measures 10'' by 10.5'' and includes map. For ages 3 and up. California Proposition 65 states WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My Baby's First Packpack\n\nReview: My three-year-old requested a \"Dora packpack\".\n\nI looked in my local stores. I really didn't want something with Dora's face plastered all over it. So, I looked here on Amazon and found this. I like it because if you aren't familiar with Dora you'd just look at it and think \"cute backpack.\"\n\nIt's relatively small. But her blankie fits into it fine. We use it mostly for bringing her bathing suit and other clothes over to daycare. At home she fills it up with toys.\n\nIt fits my skinny three-year old well. She can get into it by herself.\n\nThe face is embroidered into the bag. The map is attached to a piece of elastic, so it won't be going anywhere. My only complaint is that the magnets that hold the flap down aren't very strong. It pops open very easily. The magnets are inside two layers of fabric with a plush nap on it.\n\nWe haven't washed it yet, but it looks like it could handle a delicate cycle in the wash."],"string":"[\n \"Product: An Amazon Brand.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Seems as thick as felt\\n\\nReview: These are the best flannel sheets I've ever purchased. Sleeping in them is amazing.\\n\\nWe turn down the heat some at night to cut back on propane use. In the past, that means I go to sleep with fuzzy socks and a sweat suit under our down comforter and regular sheets. About 3 a.m. I wake up roasting and have to strip off clothes.\\n\\nWith these wonderfully thick sheets (and the same feather comforter), I can go to sleep in pajama shorts and a t-shirt and I don't wake up at 3:10. Something about them allows my skin to breathe better.\\n\\nHOWEVER, they do make it difficult to get out of bed in a chilly room at crack o'thirty when the alarm goes off.\\n\\nMy only complaint -- I wish they came in more colors.\",\n \"Product: The OXO Good Grips Food Mill is the perfect tool for preparing fresh purees, sauces, soups and more. It has a stainless steel inner bowl that is ideal for hot foods and will not stain, and includes 3 stainless steel grinding discs for fine, medium and coarse textures. Use the fine disc for homemade jellies, creamy sauces and baby food, the medium disc for applesauce and vegetable soups, and the coarse disc for mashed potatoes and chunkier sauces. The Food Mill has a unique release button that makes it easy to exchange discs and disassemble for storage. Three non-slip legs hold the Food Mill securely over bowls and pots up to 11 inches in diameter, keeping it out of your food. The legs also fold for easy storage. The soft, non-slip handle and knob ensure comfort when gripping the Food Mill and turning the blade. All parts are dishwasher-safe.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for dealing with the garden tomato uglies\\n\\nReview: If you have serious amounts of food to mill, like 10 tomato plants or plan to purchase a bushel of something to can, get something bigger.\\n\\nSince I bought it in August, I've used it mostly to deal with the end of season, intermittent bonus harvest from my three tomato plants. (I'd get four tomatoes one day, three two days later, usually by Saturday I'd have enough to do something, but not enough to can 6 pints.) Two of these tomato plants did not agree with my climate and almost every single tomato cracked from the lack of humidity. They were ugly, but tasted fine. Using this mill, ugly tomatoes make great tomato sauce.\\n\\nI looooovvvvee that I can put this in the dishwasher. However, make sure you use some kind of brush on the plate to get the bits of skin/seeds off or you'll be rewashing it.\\n\\nIt fits wonderfully on top of the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Pyrex-Prepware-8-Cup-Measuring-Cup-Clear-with-Red-Lid-and-Measurements/dp/B0000CFG5I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Pyrex Prepware 8-Cup Measuring Cup, Clear with Red Lid and Measurements</a>. I put one of the extended legs into the pouring spout for stability.\",\n \"Product: The pizza crust is an integral part of the perfect pizza. To ensure a more evenly baked pizza crust, this professional-quality aluminum pizza screen incorporates a seamless design to allow for more ventilation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crisp, crisp, crisp crust\\n\\nReview: I finally found a pizza dough recipe for my breadmaker that EVERYONE in my family loves.\\n\\nThe pizza screens cook up that crust perfectly in a regular oven. They have a little bit of grab, which holds onto the dough. Dough does not stick onto it, so no oil/grease is required.\\n\\nCleanup is pretty simple. Cheese does like to grab on, but a little bit of a soak makes it easy to remove.\\n\\nDepending on how big the crusts are when they're stretched out on the pans, I sometimes overlap these a tiny bit to get both on the same rack in my oven. But they work just as well on two separate racks.\\n\\nTIP: Make sure you wash these with some kind of dish cleaner that gets the grease off before you use it. They evidently but some kind of mineral oil on it to keep them shiny before purchase. Although it doesn't taste awful, it does look bad on your crust.\",\n \"Product: 16\\\" Pizza Screen - Aluminum - APZS-16\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crisp, crisp, crisp crust\\n\\nReview: I finally found a pizza dough recipe for my breadmaker that EVERYONE in my family loves.\\n\\nThe pizza screens cook up that crust perfectly in a regular oven. They have a little bit of grab, which holds onto the dough. Dough does not stick onto it, so no oil/grease is required.\\n\\nCleanup is pretty simple. Cheese does like to grab on, but a little bit of a soak makes it easy to remove.\\n\\nDepending on how big the crusts are when they're stretched out on the pans, I sometimes overlap these a tiny bit to get both on the same rack in my oven. But they work just as well on two separate racks.\\n\\nTIP: Make sure you wash these with some kind of dish cleaner that gets the grease off before you use it. They evidently but some kind of mineral oil on it to keep them shiny before purchase. Although it doesn't taste awful, it does look bad on your crust.\",\n \"Product: 8-Piece Forged Knife set includes 8-Inch Chef knife that is a very versatile knife, used to chop, dice, slice and mince. 8-Inch Carving knife used to cut large pieces of meat into neat and even slices. 9-Inch bread and utility knife, this serrated knife cuts easily through tomatoes and bread as well as frozen foods. 7-Inch Santoku Japanese chef's knife perfect for all your slicing, dicing and chopping needs. 5-Inch utility knife ideal for fruits and garnishing, the all purpose knife. 3-1/2-Inch pairing knife, so valuable for all of your small precision needs, peeling, trimming, turning, garnishing, creative cuts, slicing and numerous other tasks. Kitchen shears for trimming, cutting parsley, opening packaging and clipping strings. Blades are serrated for chicken and shellfish. Cracker built in handle for claws and nuts.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Would not cut a ripe tomato!\\n\\nReview: From the outside of the box these look pretty good. The tang goes all the way to the end of the handle. The handle seems pretty sturdy. I did like the way the handles fit in my hand. And the block is sort of feminine.\\nHowever, out of the box they wouldn't even cut a ripe tomato easily. It didn't do much better on a cucumber.\\nEven after using a steel (that I already had, because there is not one included in this set), it was only marginally sharper.\\nThe lack of sharpness/ability to sharpen makes this set almost dangerous. (If a knife doesn't cut through something easily, you will compensate by using more force. And if something slips, you'll get cut.)\\nTo add, the block seemed pretty wobbly. It wasn't very stable at all. I could see pulling out a knife and knocking it over.\\nSave your money and buy a good knife or two, rather than this incredibly mediocre set.\",\n \"Product: The Cuisinart Cook Central does it all! Brown ingredients right in the unit - no stovetop required - and you can switch to Slow Cook or Roast with the touch of a button for effortless combination cooking. Preset function buttons with time and temperature controls make it simple to Slow Cook, Roast, Brown/Saute or Steam - or combination cook! This big multicooker makes operation easy, and lets you prepare meals ahead of time so they're ready when you are!.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Better control means better food\\n\\nReview: After burning Alton Brown's crock pot lasagna in my craptastic <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Crock-Pot-3850-W-5-Quart-Programmable-Slow-Cooker-White/dp/B00005JHQ3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Crock-Pot 3850-W 5-Quart Programmable Slow Cooker, White</a>, it was time to get something new. I can't be the only person who sets up something to cook in the morning and doesn't come back for 11 hours. (Alton does recommend using an old school manual Crock Pot with a power-cutting timer, but I was concerned about the lasagna getting into the danger zone [<140 degrees] for too long. The time function on that model Crock is very limited.)\\n\\nThis product is sheer genius. I love being able to brown things in it. All that brown goodness that sticks to the pan stays in your food. I can lift the pan (not a heavy clay crock) with one hand and scrape stuff out with the other hand.\\n\\nThe time and temperature settings are totally customizable. I slow cooked a 3-pound pork shoulder (Crocknitas/Pulled pork) for 4 1/2 hours then it switched to warm. It turned out great when I pulled it out after 8 hours.\\n\\nI also made a quick soup, starting with browning ground beef, drained it (one handed), added veggies and stock, in about an hour total using the brown/saute/manual temperature settings.\\n\\nOther Pros:\\n\\nLid fits well enough that it doesn't lose a lot of liquid in slow cooker mode.\\n\\nKeeps my kitchen cooler in the heat.\\n\\nIt's easy to clean.\\n\\n4-quart size (there are only three of us).\\n\\nNovember 2014 Update: The control pad is not attached as well to the front as it should be. It means I have to REALLY PRESS HARD to get the buttons to work at times. The little housing around the control pad has a big chip out on the edge. However, I am not sure that someone in my household did not drop it to cause the damage (no one is owning up to it). That said, it still cooks pretty well. When it gives up the ghost, I will purchase another one.\",\n \"Product: The USA Pan Springform Pan is a nonstick cheesecake cake pan that measures 9 inches in diameter x 2.625 inches deep* and provides home bakers with an easy way to make delicious cheesecakes, streusel coffee cakes, and other mousse cakes that require a delicate touch when baking! More than just a pan to make the perfect homemade New York cheesecake, the USA Pan Springform Pan is versatile bakeware that can also be used for baking different tortes and ice cream cakes as well! With clear, non-stick coating and removable sides that clamp around the base to form a tight seal, enjoy quick and easy release of your delicate creation without the messy clean-up. Every USA Pan is made in the USA and has been designed with the same standard high performance features that commercial bakers enjoy including aluminized steel and heavy gauge steel construction that allows for even heat distribution and maximum service life. USA Pan Springform Pans unique fluted surface design facilitates air circulation and also maximizes pan strength, which helps to resist warping. USA Pans professional grade bakeware helps everyday home bakers produce professional grade baked goods. USA Pan bakeware is long-lasting, durable, reliable, and comes with a limited lifetime warranty. USA Pan is a Bundy Family owned company, based in the Greater Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area that has been producing high performance bakeware for over 50 years. *Dimensions represent baking surface, not overall pan size.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cure if you regularly destroy springform pans\\n\\nReview: I am the destroyer of springform pans.\\nSome people can protect and cherish a lightweight aluminum springform pan for years. I cannot. Almost every single panfive of the six Ive ownedhas met its demise in the back of the cabinet where I store my baking pans. It randomly falls into the back and a stack of glass baking dishes smashes into it. Number six met its demise when the ring fell out of my dish drainer and hit the floor with the force of a meteor hitting a rocky desert plain.\\nThe worst part: I know there at least two of them I never even used before they were crushed to death. Once one of the lightweights gets bent, it just cant be used. Off to the recycling pile.\\nThe USA Pans springform is heavy. That heft and the steel its made from will save it from the crush monster pile of Pyrex that lives in the back of my cabinet.\\nLike all USA Pans, it has a silicon covering that makes getting the food out easier. (Okay, okay, I admit I own several of their pans.)\\nAnother featurethe springform ring can be used in either direction. So you lefties get a bonus there.\\nWhen I made an Italian cheesecake, I did have a little leakage, but it seems less than with the other pans Ive had.\\nThe only issue I can think of is that the bottom is a two level platform. If you have a habit of removing the ring and leaving your cake on the base, this may not work anymore. (Time to make a parchment circle, folks.)\",\n \"Product: OXO Good Grips Stainless Steel Measuring Cups with Magnetic Snaps\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very nice for dry ingredients\\n\\nReview: The works as advertised: it fits inside spice jars. For that reason, I'm using it solely for dry ingredients.\\n\\nI bake a lot. My husband razzes me about why do I need to have more than one set of measuring spoons. The reason is wet versus dry ingredients. I always find myself with a teaspoon measure that's still damp from vanilla or something and a need to measure baking powder or something similar. I don't always plan ahead when I bake--sometimes it's just a throw together thing. It's not convenient to handwash the measuring spoon and then dry it before I can use it again.\\n\\nBonus--They lay flat. You can have a tablespoon of flour in the spoon on the counter.\",\n \"Product: Cook with the convenience of an oven on your countertop using the Oster Extra Large Digital Countertop Convection Oven. Perfect for the holidays when you need extra oven space or just for cooking dinner quickly on a weeknight, this large countertop convection oven uses convection technology to distribute heat evenly for thorough cooking and excellent results. The oven's generously sized interior offers enough space to accommodate two large take-and-bake pizzas, a family-sized chicken, a roast, or 18 slices of bread. Its two adjustable racks can be placed in two positions, allowing you to customize the space whether youre cooking a tall roast or baking chocolate chip cookies. An energy-efficient alternative to turning on the full-size oven, this convection oven uses 50 percent less energy and offers digital settings, including bake, broil, toast, pizza, and defrost options, to take the guesswork out of cooking. A 90-minute timer with auto shut-off feature lets you know with a bell when your food is ready. The Oster Extra Large Digital Countertop Convection Oven includes a baking pan and an integrated broiling rack.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Seriously huge... seriously hot\\n\\nReview: This thing is massive. Our old toaster oven, a 2006 Cuisinart convection toaster oven, is about 1/3 of the size of this behemoth. If you're making Toaster Strudel for 10, this might be for you. I can also see this would work for a kitchenette or snack area in a man cave or family room where a full-size range wouldn't be warranted. Maybe someone in a teeny apartment could use it.\\n\\nYou could probably bake cookies in this easily. But you should be extra careful if kids will be using it.\\nUpdate: I\\n had an issue with my range that I didn't discover until I had a quiche ready to go into the oven. I tried baking it in this thing with the convection going. I learned it just doesn't work for anything more dense or thick than French fries. It shut itself off automatically after about 30 minutes.\\nPros:\\nHuge, inside and out. I have space to spare with a quarter sheet pan (13 x 9 3/4 inches) or standard jelly roll pan (10 x 15 inches)\\nIt claims you can bake a 16-inch pizza inside it\\nIt fits into that awkward space in the corner of your kitchen counter (curved back side)\\nDoes an okay job with toasting\\nHandle is insulated on the side facing the oven\\nControls are relatively easy to understand\\nFloor comes out for cleaning\\nComes with a drip/crumb pan that slides under the bottom rack (I think that's what it is for)\\n\\nCons:\\nGets raging hot--there doesn't appear to be any insulation to protect the exterior from heating up (with about 4 inches of clearance to my wooden cabinets, I'm not sure I'd want to bake something inside this thing under a cabinet for long)\\nTakes longer to toast than a conventional toaster or smaller toaster oven (more interior volume to heat up)\\nUneven toast patterns--I put two split English muffins inside in a 2 x 2 pattern -> :: The two pieces in the back browned nicely on the 5 setting, front not so much.\\nNo countdown on when toasting will be done (love that feature on my Cuisinart)\\nNo rack adjustment--two racks, two levels\",\n \"Product: The USA Pan Small Cookie Scoop Pan measures a full 12.5 x 7.75 inches* and provides home bakers with an easy way to bake delicious homemade cookies that brown evenly, release quickly, and come out tasting great! With an innovative scoop design that is both smart and baker friendly, taking fresh cookies out of the oven has never been easier. With a secure, easy gripping handle and a tapered edge, simply slide finished cookies onto a kitchen counter or cooling sheet. With a patented AMERICOAT Plus non-stick coating, the USA Pan small cookie Scoop Pan allows for easy clean-up. AMERICOAT Plus is PTFE, PFOA, and BPA free. Every USA Pan is made in the USA and has been designed with the same standard high performance features that commercial bakers enjoy including aluminized steel and heavy gauge steel construction that allows for even heat distribution and maximum service life. USA Pan Small Cookie Scoop Pans unique fluted surface design facilitates air circulation and also maximizes pan strength, which helps to resist warping. USA Pan bakeware is long-lasting, durable, reliable, and comes with a limited lifetime warranty. USA Pans professional grade bakeware helps everyday home bakers produce professional grade baked goods. USA Pan is a Bundy Family owned company, based in the Greater Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area that has been producing high performance bakeware for over 50 years. *Dimensions represent baking surface, not overall pan size.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great quality (as always with USA Pan)\\n\\nReview: I have to admit, this isn't my first USA Pan. I have several others that I love.\\n\\nThis is a COOKIE SHEET, not just a 1/2 size sheet pan. Although it may be hard to tell from the photographs, the lip on one side is much deeper than the other--enabling easier grabbing with an oven mitt. The shorter sides on the other side seem to help with allowing more air contact with whatever you are cooking.\\n\\nAs with other USA Pans, the surface has silicon ridges. If you're looking for a perfectly flat bottom on your cookie, you may want to look elsewhere. The ridges do seem to help with keeping dough in place until you want to move it. The silicon is like a built-in Silpat sheet. I will never have to grease this cookie sheet or have to use parchment to keep food from sticking. (However, I may use the parchment just to keep from having to wash it between batches of cookies--I am lazy.)\",\n \"Product: Vac, dust and reach- versatility to clean where your upright vacuum can't. 360 Degree Reach Pro speeds through messes from floor to ceiling with 4 multipurpose tools that easily switch this vacuum from a stick to a handheld and back again. Use the 6\\\" wide powered tool to easily convert the 360 to a hand vacuum. It's powerful brush roll is perfect for stairs and upholstery inside as well as a handy car vacuum. Snap back on the extension wand to convert to a stick vacuum and reach up to 12 feet high and low. Use the crevice tool to tackle the toughest cleaning spots and hard to reach cracks. For ceiling fan blades, use the Vac+Dust Ceiling Fan Tool that comes complete with a Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. For floorwork, attach the Vac+Dust Hard Floor Tool with Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. It's the combination of a powerful vacuum and the Swipes Microfiber pad that allows you to pick up the dust and debris rather than just pushing it around on the floor. When done simply flip a switch to empty the dirt cup on the bottom and put everything back in the storage bag. The 360 Degree Reach is everything you need for in between cleaning with your upright vacuum and comes with a 3 year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for those little projects: does everything but large rug/carpet areas\\n\\nReview: Let's be honest: dragging out the big vacuum and finding the correct attachments for a specialty cleaning job is a pain in the rear. The Dirt Devil did pretty well on my ceiling fan blades. I'll have to climb a ladder to get it any cleaner. The true test was the laundry/dog room. I had epic dog hair drifts in places my broom couldn't reach. The Dirt Devil crevice tool did great getting dog hair out from under the washer and the front of the furnace cabinet. The hard floor cleaner got the rest, along with all sorts of sand the dogs tracked in. My husband even used it for an extra dirty job cleaning dirt and hard water scale from bottom of the dry evaporative cooler pan. It performed great. My only issues are: I wish the dirt cup was larger and it would be nice to have a smaller size dusting tool. However, we discovered the dusting brush from my Kirby fit on the Dirt Devil just fine.\",\n \"Product: Smart, powerful, high-performance Robot vacuum. Great for homes with pets. While you do other things, Neato BotVac vacuums dirt, crumbs, dust bunnies, and pet hair from all floor types and every corner of your home. D-shape with corner clever - exclusive d-shape with corner clever technology destroys dirt where it hides and keeps corners clean. Extra large bag less dirtying and Jumbo high performance filter capture particles as small as 0.3 microns, like mold and pet dander. Perfect for all floor types and pet hair pick-up.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The 4WD Robot Vacuum Inhales Dog Hair\\n\\nReview: Update: This thing is genius! I watched it detect my sleeping beagle on the floor and clean around him without touching him. The only issue I've had is that it doesn't let me know the dirt box needs cleaning until it's really packed in there.\\n\\nOriginal review: When I first unwrapped it, I thought it was huge. It seems much larger than my sis' Roomba. But it is much better at getting itself out of situations in my messy house.\\n\\nThis thing just climbed over a pile of DVD cases lying on the ground in front of my TV. Then it climbed over the anti-fatigue mats in the kitchen, got stuck under the cabinet edge and freed itself. It negotiated the forest of legs under my dining room table. And pushed the dog's stainless steel bowl around the kitchen floor. (Which caused one of the dogs to get excited about a possible second dinner. Sorry, Linus.)\\n\\nThe two times it couldn't fix its issue, it sent out its plaintive distress beep. Removing the plastic grocery bag it discovered under the couch fixed it the first time. The second time it inhaled the rope from the snake catching stick.\\n\\nSo far, in 30 minutes, it's picked up a chihuahua's worth of dog hair. I cleaned out the dirt box once and it's still going strong.\",\n \"Product: This stunning faux leather headboard by Zinus will make a perfect addition to any bedroom. With a classic shape and style, this headboard is well-constructed with foam padding and features tufted square stitching. This faux leather headboard provides a classic framework for a mattress. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, basic upholstered headboard--cheesy screws\\n\\nReview: Installation was pretty easy. You will need two people if you have to shift a mattress-laden box spring forward for working room.\\n\\nThe legs are steel and seem pretty sturdy. However, we have a no frills, mattress store frame. I'm not sure the 3-inch thin metal screws provided are going to keep it in place too well. The screws are touching the corner of our box spring. The corners of my box frame have a protective cover, so I'm not super concerned. But if you have a unprotected box spring or mattress corner that will be touching this, you are better off going to the hardware store and getting bolts that are the correct length so you don't tear holes.\\n\\nThe height is adjustable.\\n\\nThe color is true to the pictures on Amazon.\\n\\nIf we have issues in the future with wobbliness, I will be heading to the hardware store for some beefier 3/8-inch bolts.\\n\\nIf I want to be super picky with the aesthetics, some of the nailheads are a little out of line. But overall, it looks pretty good.\",\n \"Product: For years, celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck has entertained the Hollywood elite at his Beverly Hills restaurant, Spago. His skill in the kitchen and passion for quality have earned him a reputation thats unparalleled in his field. Now, he brings that same level of excellence to his own line of professional-quality cookware. Pucks renowned attention to detail is evident in the smart design and durable construction of his kitchenware, making it the perfect choice for todays serious cook. If you share Pucks passion for good food and great cookware, this collection is for you.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Worked 3 years--Technology does not heat up the kitchen\\n\\nReview: Final Update: This worked great for two years. The backlight on the LED crapped out at that time. And it never could handle the weight of a stockpot with more than 3 quarts of water in it.\\n\\nNow, year 3, it just beeps and shows an error code when I plug it in.\\n\\nIt did sell me on induction technology. When the big range craps out, I'm switching from propane (plllth!) to induction, even though I'll have to get an electrician out to put in the proper outlet.\\n\\nMy old review:\\n\\nI knew I'd love this thing when the first thing I tried on it was boiling water. It took no time at all -- maybe 5 minutes. On my propane stove (I live at 3000 feet in the boonies), boiling the same amount of water would've taken 20 minutes.\\n\\nNormally, I'm all about cooking with gas. But come summertime, I seek out ways to make meals with a minimum amount of flame to heat it up in there.\\n\\nThe fan is a little louder than my microwave.\\n\\nDefinite buy. Works great!!\\n\\nUPDATE: The blue back light on the LED has crapped out. But the induction pad still works fine.\",\n \"Product: 25501A Features: -Perfect eggs every time. -Capacity: 7 Eggs. -Prepares soft, medium, or hard-boiled eggs even poaches. -3 Egg nonstick poaching tray. -Ready timer with tone. -Water measuring cup with egg piercing tool. Product Type: -Egg Cookers. Color: -Black. Dishwasher safe: -Yes. Timer: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -6.13\\\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -7.61\\\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -6.81\\\". Overall Product Weight: -1.12 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cooks well - worthy replacement for Oster Egg Cooker\\n\\nReview: This does a great job making soft or hard-boiled eggs. This is the second replacement for my favorite Oster egg cooker that died.\\n\\nPros\\nAlarm isn't super loud--replacement #1, https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0168CNYD8/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1, was louder than my home's smoke detectors.\\nCooks eggs to proper level of doneness when I adjust for elevation (little bit more water).\\nIsn't hard to clean.\\nOn/Off switch is safer than just a button to turn it on (Oster had this and it was way too easy to accidentally turn it on).\\n\\nCons\\nAlarm isn't super loud. You need to keep an eye on it.\\nRequires little cup for measuring water.\\nLittle cup is hard to read--the lines are clear on clear.\\nThe one thing I liked about the Dash cooker was that the lid could \\\"lock\\\" for storage. This lid doesn't lock.\",\n \"Product: Cuisinart CSG-800 Digital Grilling Thermometer and Timer, Silver and Black\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Probe didn't work and then it lost it's mind\\n\\nReview: When I first inserted the batteries, the display lit up everywhere except on the right side where it shows the probe temperature. I inserted the probe and nothing changed. I thought maybe it HAD to be inserted into something a little denser than air.\\n\\nA few days later, I tried using it to check the temperature of some water I had on the stove. I turned it on and placed the electronic box on the counter next to the stove and inserted the probe into warm water--no change. I walked away from it for about 3 minutes and when I returned the liquid crystal display had gone wonky and wasn't displaying any real numbers or information, just parts of numbers.\\n\\nPROs:\\nIt doesn't seem hard to program the temperature or the timer\\n\\nCONS:\\nThe probe didn't register anything on the box\\nThe box lost it's electronic mind after exposure to maybe 100 degree air (next to the stove)\",\n \"Product: Enjoy powerful, crystal clear sound anywhere, no wires, no fuss, with this Bluetooth portable speaker and conference call unit. Beautifully simple design with intuitive wheel control. Engineered to work in vertical or horizontal position. Ten hour playback time. Powerful battery also functions as a power bank for your mobile.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: After 4 months, rechargable batteries won't hold charge\\n\\nReview: I reduced my rating from 5 to 3 stars just because after 4 months the batteries suddenly no longer hold a charge. I can't get it to Bluetooth link to my iMac when it's charging. When it did finally work from my iPad, it was putting out everyting in mono. :p\\n\\nOld review:\\n\\nThis speaker has more heft to it that I was expecting. It's solid. And the sound that comes out of it is big and sounds swell.\\n\\nI charged it up. Linking the Bluetooth on my iPad 1 to it took literally seconds. I streamed through the iPad for hours. It worked even when I took the iPad into another room, at least 25 feet away. The signal made it through several walls. When I turned the iPad off, the speaker went into a sleep mode.\\n\\nThe only issue I've had so far is that it won't link to my iPhone 4. I'm going to do some more research on that. I'm not sure if it was my phone or that the juice was pretty low on the Switch speakers.\",\n \"Product: The Door and Window Sensor finds out something very simple - whether a door or a window, or in fact any object in your home, is open or closed. But theres power in simplicity. Power that allows you to inform the rest of your Z-Wave network about your selected doors and windows. Like a thermostat lets your heating and cooling systems know what they should do next, Aeotecs Z-Wave Door&nbsp;and Window Sensor does the same. Perhaps an open door means that your lights should turn on and welcome you home. Perhaps an open window means that an alarm should be trigged. Whatever it means to your home, with door and window sensors installed, your Z-Wave network will have both the power and the intelligence to do it. &nbsp; Fantastic wireless rangeThe Door and Window Sensor is completely wireless. Despite its small size, it's powerfully so. It uses a special Z-Wave wireless signal that aims to cause no interference with other technologies in your home. That same wirless signal is ultra-low power, helping the battery last for years. And it does all of this with an antenna that can communicate over 300 foot / 90 metres in an open space. &nbsp; Small in sizeIt attaches to your doors. It attaches to your windows. And, despite its beautiful curves, you don't want to notice it. You want the Door and Window sensor to blend in, to become part of your home's decor. That's why we've made the 2nd generation sensor smaller than the first. Weve reduced all its measurements without reducing its fu...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Monitoring the deep freeze door--no one is going to snag an ice cream with out me knowing about it\\n\\nReview: After leaving my freezer door ajar most of one day (thankfully it was winter--only lost a bag of frozen okra), I had to come up with a way to know if the door was open.\\n\\nThis sensor connected to my SmartThings hub easily. I added the sensor to my system sitting at my kitchen table. Then I made the 83-foot trek out to my detached garage and attached it using 3M picture hanging strips to the exterior, outside top corner of the freezer door.\\n\\nThe entire operation took 10 minutes (1 of which was prying the batteries out of the plastic in which they were sealed).\\n\\nIt works very well. I can monitor every time my 8-year-old and/or the husband gets into the freezer to snag an ice cream. The sensor is not obtrusive. I did have to move the magnet a little closer than the 2 centimeters they state works in the instructions. I think they are separated by about 1/3 inch.\\n\\n(Caveats: I have two Z-wave light switches hardwired into the wall about 5 feet from the freezer, so range is not an issue.)\",\n \"Product: KiiTAG is a Bluetooth 4.0 item finder to keep your valuables safe. By integrating flexible cloud services and hardware design, KiiTAG also offers many useful add-ons such as remote camera shutter, ownership binding, baggage tag, community lost & found andautomatic SMS/Email sending service etc. More and more add-ons will be introduced in the near future.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Limited use in the rural hinterlands\\n\\nReview: This worked OK for me. The apps don't appear to be free with the purchase of the KiiTAG, but you can just purchase the apps you think you're going to need.\\nThe 200-foot range is kind of an issue for me. The concept is that your neighbors' KiiTAGs would join together in a network would help you find your missing dog/kid/valuable item that just grew legs. I live very rural, so the chances that someone who also has a KiiTAG is hanging around on my property line is ZERO. But it would be a great thing to attach to your kid at a major league ball park or Disnelyland in case they get lost. I had kind of hoped this would work to help my husband find me in a big-box store. However, unless he's within 200 feet it won't be super helpful. But he could just call me on my phone. I also had hopes that I could attach it to my dog Linus' collar and we could track him when he digs out under the fence, but 200 feet from my phone isn't even off our property.\\nThe shutter button was kind of cool for taking photos from a distance.\\nThe feature that helps you find your lost phone was kind of a wash because I always forget to turn the ringer on my iPhone. The feature just makes the phone vibrate. At least the Find my iPhone app can make an evil noise.\",\n \"Product: We will be releasing our 2nd generation Roost Smart 9V Battery for smoke alarms this fall. Our new device will be an improved version of our original release almost 2 years ago. With an updated electronics design, set-up and Wi-Fi connection speed will be easier, faster and more reliable. With reduced power consumption, we will also experience improved battery life in typical smoke alarms. Just like our original product, the Roost Smart Battery transforms your existing 9V smoke or CO alarm into a smart home device that will send notifications to your smart phone whenever your alarm sounds. Especially helpful when you are away from home. Simply load the Roost mobile app to enable set-up in your home. No more chirps at 3AM, since you will also receive notification weeks before the battery needs to be replaced. Less than 5 minutes to install with an added monitor feature to share the alert capability with family members and close friends. This is not your average 9V battery!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not too complicated to install--lacks connection to hubs\\n\\nReview: Setup was only a teeny bit complicated. I had to use my iPhone to download the app--the iPad couldn't find the app on the App Store.\\n\\nThe App walks you through connecting it to your WIFI and your phone. You should connect the phone and the Roost close to the smoke detector where it will be installed. I first tried sitting at my dining room table, 30 feet from my router and about 15 feet from the smoke detector, and it wasn't getting enough WIFI to connect. Once I was standing almost underneath the detector, it worked fine. You don't want to do this while you're standing on a ladder, either. Barking dogs and chatty children/spouses should be moved out of the area while the phone imitates a 2400 baud modem (the memories...) to link with the battery.\\n\\nHusband removed the First Alert 9120B detector from the ceiling in our great room and installed the Roost battery. He had some issues squeezing it into the battery compartment, but between wiggling, filing a teeny bit of plastic off the base's corner edge and strength in his fingers he got it installed okay. I received a message on my phone when he tested it.\\n\\nAfter that, I went into the setup area within the app and deleted 911 out of the monitor's numbers. Most of our false alarms are random in the middle of the night when it's really cold or when a dust mote wanders into one of the detectors.\\n\\nI wish I could connect it to SmartThings directly or at least with IFTTT. Then I could trigger all the house lights to come up automatically to aid us in exiting the house.\",\n \"Product: The most versatile device in the Samsung SmartThings family, this sleek ZigBee device acts as a movement, vibration, orientation and temperature sensor all in one. The SmartThings Multipurpose Sensor can detect whether an object like a door or drawer is open or closed; sense when valuable or off-limits items have been moved or tampered with; offer temperature readings; and feel vibration. It requires the SmartThings Hub. SmartThings offers a one-year limited warranty on this product. TROUBLESHOOTING STEPS: > If your device doesnt connect after removing the \\\"Remove to Pair\\\" tab, hold the Connect button while inserting the battery. > Release the button when the LED is lit. > The LED will blink blue while attempting to connect. > Then select Connect New Device in the SmartThings app.NOTE: Check User Manual in Technical Specification before use.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well where you can't have a magnet smack up against a sensor (Better than Ecolink and Aeotec door/window sensors)\\n\\nReview: This thing is misinstalled with the magnet part flipped on the wrong side and probably a full 3/4 inches from the sensor. And it works wonderfully.\\n\\nThe temperature results are right on. I'm not really using the tilt function.\\n\\nI have other brand door/window sensors installed on my deep freeze, garage doors (along the belt run) and on a baby gate that keeps the beagle pack outside the main part of the house. Those sensors--made by Ecolink and Aeotec--don't seem to work for me unless the magnet piece is almost touching the sensor. This is a problem when you want to do things like open or close doors.\\n\\nThe Aeotec magnet has been removed by Linus the Beagle twice because I've had to build it out on some foam to reach the sensor across the vast 1/4 inch-expanse between the gate and the frame. (I'm most glad he didn't eat it.) I will soon purchase another SmartThings sensor to replace the Aeotec.\\n\\nThe SmartThings sensor (cue singing angels) is working great for me.\",\n \"Product: Beauty and brains never came in such a refreshing package. We cover just the base with soft silicone to minimize materials, then top things off with a smart cap that closes with a click to save your water from nasty intruders then opens with a twist to let you sip from any angle when you're ready.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: DISHWASHER SAFE. DISHWASHER SAFE. DISHWASHER SAFE.\\n\\nReview: DISHWASHER SAFE--those magic words mean so much to me. That alone would make me buy it. I see so many cool beverage devices that I put down immediately after reading \\\"hand wash only.\\\" I am a busy mom and if I have to hand wash something, it's going to sit for a while.\\n\\nThe top is pretty ingenious. You simply twist it 60 degrees and voila--you can drink from any side. No more little caps that break off or get warped in the dishwasher.\\n\\nTo be honest, I was a little skeptical about a glass water bottle. But it does make a difference. You don't get that funny taste like you get from the metal bottles. And with plastic, if I leave a few drops of something milky in the bottom, I have cheese stink in it a couple hours later. That cheese smell just doesn't go away in plastic.\\n\\nWhen I measured it, the Full Circle Bottle held about 550 ML of liquid (a little more than 18 ounces of liquid). Empty it weighs about a pound. The rubberized bottom does a decent job of protecting the bottom of the bottle. And the top is genius.\\n\\nBut the DISHWASHER SAFE is what sold me.\",\n \"Product: OtterBox Commuter Series Hybrid Case for iPhone 4 - White/Black\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Impressed with the quality\\n\\nReview: I priced these at the AT&T store when I picked up my new white IPhone. $49.99! Wow! BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON!\\nThis is the first phone case I've ever bought that didn't have some kind of issue with the quality. OtterBox must have great quality control. The harder white plastic fits into the soft black bumper material perfectly. No wierd gapping. I can access all the buttons with no issues.\\nThe only complaint I have is that the white plastic doesn't totally match the white on my iPhone. The iPhone is a teeny bit ivory compared to the almost bluish white of the Otter cover. However, with use, I'm sure the white of the cover will get a little dingy and match better. I can't even see the difference on the front side of the phone, only the back.\\nI've had it a week, so I can't comment on longevity yet.\\n\\nUpdate: It's May 2013 and I notice two cracks in the outer white case. No one in the house will cop to dropping the phone, and the cracks are far enough apart that I really don't think it was dropped (small crack on the top near the earbud hole and huge one in the lower right hand corner of the back). This is acceptable to me--two years of day-in, day-out use and this case did the job.\",\n \"Product: The Auto Expressions Sunshade features the patented Magic Shade two-panel design that protects the interior of your car by blocking damaging UV rays. These contemporary, elegant shades pop open easily and fold down for compact storage. Proven to keep your car interior cooler on sunny days, the panels can be used horizontally or vertically to fit a wide variety of vehicles. Each package contains two panels, and each panel measures 28 x 31 inches.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Jumbo does not fit an Odyssey\\n\\nReview: I live in the Mojave Desert. Yes, 120 degrees in the shade in mid-July Mojave Desert. Without a shade like this, I could bake a cake in my Odyssey.\\n\\nI've tried several different types of sun shades. The big fan fold, these two piece taco-fold, and a hybrid of the two. I've had them in materials ranging from cardboard to fancy pants mylar-coated bubble wrap. The crinkly mylar type seem to work just as well as the silvery cloth variety for me. They last about the same amount of time.\\n\\nUntil someone develops car windows that automatically turn 100% opaque and reflect heat, the taco-fold variety are the best. They fold down into a relatively small circle you can shove between the seats.\\n\\nYou can break them up. Put one in the dash and give the other one to the kid in the way back bellyaching about being hot while you wait for dad to get out of the store, etc.\\n\\nMy biggest issue is that my Odyssey has a ginormous front window. Super Jumbo fits perfectly, but they are hard to find. I ordered this by mistake and I'm putting it in a different vehicle.\\n\\nTips to get the best use:\\n\\nPark facing into the sun\\nCrack your windows at least an inch (moonroof window too)--no sunshade is going to keep your car cooler than the ambient air temperature. That ambient air needs to be able to get into the car. A sunshade MIGHT keep it from getting up to 140 in the interior, but not if the windows are all closed up.\\nPractice folding it. I know it's a pain, but it really is something with the wrists. You can always chuck it into the back seat when you get annoyed.\",\n \"Product: The Auto Expressions Sunshade features the patented Magic Shade two-panel design that protects the interior of your car by blocking damaging UV rays. These contemporary, elegant shades pop open easily and fold down for compact storage. Proven to keep your car interior cooler on sunny days, the panels can be used horizontally or vertically to fit a wide variety of vehicles. Each package contains two panels, and each panel measures 31 x 38 inches.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cuts the heat considerably\\n\\nReview: I live in the Mojave Desert. Yes, 120 degrees in the shade in mid-July Mojave Desert. Without a shade like this, I could bake a cake in my Odyssey.\\n\\nI've tried several different types of sun shades. The big fan fold, these two piece taco-fold, and a hybrid of the two. I've had them in materials ranging from cardboard to fancy pants mylar-coated bubble wrap. The crinkly mylar type seem to work just as well as the silvery cloth variety for me. They last about the same amount of time.\\n\\nUntil someone develops car windows that automatically turn 100% opaque and reflect heat, the taco-fold variety are the best. They fold down into a relatively small circle you can shove between the seats.\\n\\nYou can break them up. Put one in the dash and give the other one to the kid in the way back bellyaching about being hot while you wait for dad to get out of the store, etc.\\n\\nMy biggest issue is that my Odyssey has a ginormous front window. Super Jumbo fits perfectly, but they are hard to find.\\n\\nTips to get the best use:\\n\\nPark facing into the sun\\nCrack your windows at least an inch (moonroof window too)--no sunshade is going to keep your car cooler than the ambient air temperature. That ambient air needs to be able to get into the car. A sunshade MIGHT keep it from getting up to 140 in the interior, but not if the windows are all closed up.\\nPractice folding it. I know it's a pain, but it really is something with the wrists. You can always chuck it into the back seat when you get annoyed.\",\n \"Product: Regain control over the squirrels, rats, chipmunks and weasels that invade your yard with the Havahart Small 2-Door Animal Trap. Designed by trapping professionals, the trap comes fully assembled and ready to use simply bait and set. Two lightweight, spring-loaded doors to ensure quick, secure trapping. The dual door design also creates a clear path from on end to another to allow for higher catch rates as the animal tries to pass through. The sturdy trap is constructed with user and animal safety in mind. First, the metal handle guard and solid doors protect you from contact with the animal while its trapped inside. In addition, this trap has strong door locks to keep the animal safely inside. Last, smooth rolled edges inside the trap prevent anxious critters from injury during transport. The Havahart Small 2-Door Animal Trap is built to last. Constructed of one-piece high-tensile wire mesh with steel reinforcements, this trap stands up to damage from unpredictable critters. The external trigger rod also prevents animals from damaging it while trying to escape. Plus, the steel is galvanized to resist rust and corrosion in outdoor conditions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great product, I need 10 more\\n\\nReview: I thought I just had a ground squirrel or two eating my plants...\\n\\nI received this trap on Monday. Caught one squirrel Monday night, two squirrels Tuesday, four on Wednesday. Today I am told there was one squirrel in the trap and eight more trying to spring their comrade (trying to dig him out). Apparently my property is paradise on Earth for the Antelope Ground Squirrel.\\n\\nI won't be buying any more of these traps (I don't have the time to move 10,000 ground squirrels), but it is very effective. While it looks awful, I think we'll be putting a layer of chicken wire or hardware netting on the bottom half of our 4-foot wire fence. Then we'll use this trap on a case-by-case basis.\\n\\nBy the way, Antelope Ground Squirrels like peanut butter, green and red grapes, corn and Ritz crackers.\",\n \"Product: The new, larger Rat Zapper Ultra offers you more kills and longer stand by times. Perfect for larger rats (and mice too!), ongoing rodent infestations and commercial applications. Larger chamber than the Rat Zapper Classic. Bait with ordinary pet food. Mice and rats enter the chambert and are dispatched with a powerful jolt of electricity. If they'll fit in the chamber, the Rat Zapper will dispatch them! No blood, no gore, no mess, and no poisons to endanger your pets or the environment. Flashing kill light tells you when you have a catch; simply tip the Rat Zapper and let the dead rodent slide out. Dimensions: Approximately 4\\\"x4-3/4\\\"x11-1/2\\\". Approximately 30 kills with one set of 4 alkaline \\\"D\\\" cell batteries (not included). Easy to use, and reusable. Not an ultrasonic device. Optional remote monitoring with the Rat Zapper Rat Tale.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: We tried being nice...\\n\\nReview: It was one thing when the desert rodents were eating the plants I just bought from the nursery (See my review for the Havaheart). I figured, we'll just live with it, find some plants they don't like to eat, and keep catching and releasing miles away. It was quite another thing when they moved in to the F-150 and the station wagon. Woodrats lose all vestiges of cuteness when you find a pile of twigs and poop on top of your engine. So far, luckily, no chewed up wires.\\n\\nThis product works. For us, it doesn't even need bait. We just set it out and flip the switch. One time it only took 15 minutes to catch a ground squirrel.\\n\\nWe freeze the bodies for my brother's boa constrictor. She's better fed now than she has been in a long time. And we also intentionally invite coyotes and bobcats to come for a free snack out in the middle of the driveway. (I'd much rather have them hunt my ground squirrel problem away.)\\n\\nWe've caught mice, woodrats and several antelope ground squirrels. The kangaroo rats and lizards aren't interested in it. Now, if I could just get that long-tailed \\\"city\\\" squirrel that's not native -- maybe if I bait it with some KFC.\",\n \"Product: Consumers have depended on the Kill A Watt and the Kill A Watt EZ for years to help them save energy and money. Now with the new Kill A Watt Edge it is easier than ever to gain insight on your consumption with the added experience of new features, for both the average and technically savvy consumer.;;The Kill A Watt Edge has all the measuring capabilities of its predecessors. There is an added CO2 function so that you may calculate your Carbon Footprint, and it has a dual display that shows multiple types of information at once. It will even calculate the consumption and cost of your devices when left in standby mode. Once you are familiar with those costs they are easily combatable with the programmable motion sensor, that will shut off your items when you are not in the room. After time the Edge will learn your behaviors and tell you how much you have saved when your devices are in real \\\"off\\\" mode.;;The Edge is also easy to read thanks to a tether that allows you to perch your meter nearby the item you are measuring without having to bend over or unplug the device to view data.;;Get an Edge on your utility bill. Save power, time, and money with the Kill A Watt Edge.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Why put in a motion detect mode on a Kill-A-Watt? This is a problem.\\n\\nReview: I'm old and my eyes, knees, and back don't work so well in concert anymore.\\n\\nI'll be honest--I bought this particular model because it breaks into two pieces. I thought it was a pretty neat idea that after you insert the plug from your appliance/electric thing into the P4490 and put the P4490's plug into the wall that you can look at the read out on the other piece without getting close to the outlet to look at it.\\n\\nThe designer should have left it there.\\n\\nBut no, they put in a cockamamie motion detect \\\"feature.\\\" It boggles the mind why.\\n\\nThe story--\\n\\nI originally purchased this item to measure how much electricity our 20-year-old garage fridge was sucking up. The fridge works fine, but we're looking to reduce our electric bill as much as possible. We already have LEDs or CFLs everywhere and don't have an air conditioner--so I know that behemoth is a major contributor to the bill. I want to get a new freezer to replace it. Husband disagrees--the precious 1993 Kitchenaid fridge in the garage can't be using that much energy.\\n\\nHusband cheerfully fiddled around with this thing on items all over the house.\\n\\nAfter he dragged his feet for weeks, I finally put it on the garage fridge last night. I figured to leave it on for 24 hours because conditions change throughout the day.\\n\\nThis morning I grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge--and after my brain woke up 10 minutes and 5 miles down the road later--I realized it was not as cold as it should have been.\\n\\nAUGGGGHHH!!!! THE P4490 CUT THE POWER TO THE FRIDGE. Really? REALLY?\\n\\nScreech--turn around--go home--unplug--put the fridge plug back into the wall. I dearly hope the $250 worth of groceries in the freezer have not gone south. I will check this afternoon.\\n\\nThe very thin instruction booklet is awful--like a bad translation from Chinese or something.\\n\\nIf you do buy this, make sure you completely understand how to shut off the motion detect settings before you let it go on a fridge containing frozen meat.\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Pinch Waist Hummingbird Feeder has everything you need to attract hummingbirds to your yard. The 16 oz. nectar capacity holds just enough to make sure theres always fresh, clean nectar for your tiny hummingbirds. The wide mouth opening on the glass feeder bottle makes filling mess-free and cleaning simple. The built in bee guards on the 4 feeding ports protect the nectar supply and your hummingbirds from bees. The built in ant moat on the lid keeps ants away. Simply fill with water! The base of this feeder easily comes apart to clean. To prevent mold buildup, remember to clean your feeder twice a week with a mild soap and water solution.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Same as what Ma had, except for a bigger bottle neck\\n\\nReview: This is the same basic Perky-Pet design as the hummingbird feeder my mom had in the 1980s.\\nPros: The glass bottle holds 16 oz.\\nThe mouth of the bottle is about 1 1/2 inches in diameter, so it may be easier to fill than something smaller.\\n\\nCons: 8 oz drains into the bottom when you flip it over\\nThe little pack of hummingbird food only makes 8 ounces.\\nMy hummingbirds and the wind had emptied out the 8 ounces in about half a day.\\nIt doesn't come with a hook of any kind. There is an area where you can attach something, but you have to provide your own chain/hook, etc.\\nThe little perches didn't line up directly with the yellow flowers. But it was probably close enough.\",\n \"Product: Oregon Scientific AW133 Grill Right Bluetooth BBQ Thermometer Time to fire up the barbeque and invite friends over and have them try your tasty burgers, chicken, ribs, sausages or steaks! Dont want to wait by the grill and neglect you guests? Forget staring at the your food. Relax! Simply program your choice of cooking modes on the user-friendly app on your compatible smart device. The BBQ thermometer will alert you via your smartphone when the meat is cooked to your customizable perfect temperature! No matter if you are a professional chef or a home cook, our BBQ thermometer ensures your meat is cooked to perfection! Choose from eight meat profiles: beef, veal, lamb, pork, chicken, turkey, fish, and hamburger patty. You can also select four different doneness levels: rare, medium rare, medium, and well done. You can also preset a specific target temperature based on your own cooking preferences. With our Grill-Right Thermometer, automatically record every meal. The free app lets you easily access your preferred modes of cooking and the successful recipes the next time you throw a party. Sharing of cooking experience is made easy. Share handy hints, recipe ideas and even send text messages of the photos of each of your grilling masterpieces or post on Facebook or Twitter, easily from your fingertips. How will this help me cook? Stop staring at your food and focus on entertaining your guests or preparing other dishes. Ensure your meats are thoroughly cooked, dont worry about overdone or underdone cooked meats. No fussing with extra devices-your smart device will alert you of your cooking progress. The included smart app will keep a record of all your meal preparationslast meal was too dry, adjust your next temperature settings for your next meal. Data viewable from main unit or smart device via Bluetooth Smart connectivity Smart App available in iOS and Android operating systems Color changing display sound alert on main unit 3 Modes: meat profiles / countdown timer / target temperature Measure meat air temperature 150 feet transmission range Supports dual probe Water splash resistant Touch Key Screen Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for canning, stovetop, oven use: issues with iPad pairing\\n\\nReview: Update: After not using this for over a month, I tried to use it again. The thermometer box and my iPad just couldn't see one another. The first time, I ended up just using the thermometer box by itself. I went past my sent temperature, but it wasn't critical.\\n\\nI unpaired it. Then re-paired it and it worked ONCE. Now, I'm trying to figure out if I have to unpair/re-pair again. This makes me unhappy.\\n\\nOriginal Review:\\n\\nAfter using this for a few days, I'm ready to donate the Taylor cooking thermometer I purchased last fall.\\n\\nOregon Scientific's product is a customizable and a lot more useful than Taylor's product or the Polder thermometer I had a few years ago.\\n\\nHonestly, I just used it on the stovetop and in my Cuisinart Cooker to tell me when items had come to a boil. But I can't wait until I'm canning again. I use a thermometer to tell me when the water in the stockpot I use for canning reaches 204 degrees--the boiling point at my elevation and 185 degrees for sterilizing.\\n\\nBig Pros:\\n\\nI can move elsewhere in the house while I'm waiting for things to happen on my stove. It takes forever to boil water in a full canner on my propane-powered stove.\\n\\nLarge numbers, symbols on the display.\\n\\nYou can stop it from your device.\\n\\nCustomizable from my iPad. NO MORE POKING BUTTONS ON A LITTLE BOX!!\\n\\nThe probe and the cable are thicker and seem sturdier than either flavor of Taylor's probes I've used or the probe from the Polder thermometer.\\n\\nThe instructions state it can use more than one probe, which will be invaluable when cooking to people's different tastes on a grill, or in my case, on the stove and oven at the same time.\\n\\nIt uses AA batteries.\\n\\nRange on the Bluetooth is more than 30 feet inside my house.\\n\\nThe warning messages start coming before it's finished. So you don't have to sprint to the grill or range AFTER something is done.\\n\\nCons (which aren't a whole lot because it's a solid 5 stars):\\n\\nYou cannot apparently shut it off completely. I'll be watching battery life and update my review if it is a problem.\\n\\nThe documentation doesn't tell you that you have to go to Oregon Scientific's website to get the link to the software for your iDevice on the Apple App Store.\\n\\nIt would be great if it came with a magnet.\\n\\nLinking the Bluetooth was a teeny bit painful.\\n\\nI wish I could customize the sound the alerts make. Right now, it's just using the regular ding sound on my iPad. I suggest an annoying klaxon.\",\n \"Product: Lifegard Aquatics All In One Complete Pond Filter System. For Ponds or Water gardens from 300 gallons up to 1500 gallons.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 3rd year filter working great!! Fountain pipe a nightmare\\n\\nReview: This pond filter works wonderfully well as a filter. My pond is small enough that I only have to change out the filters once a year. Even without constant use of the UV light, my pond is usually pretty clear.\\n\\nMy only complaint is the \\\"fountain\\\" function. I have a waterfall and I attached tubing for it using the diverter valve. Originally, I did not find a way to get around having to use the fountain pieces. I can't really use the fountain because the wind blows the water from the fountain out of the pond.\\n\\nThe diverter is hard to deal with. First, there are significantly less threads on the piece that does the main work of diverting than normal. That means it doesn't hold on to the fountain pipe very well. I think a goldfish bumping into it is enough to knock the diverter out of the fountain piece (let alone putting the filter unit back into place with everything together).\\n\\nSecondly, there is a smaller valve on the diverter that allows you to regulate how much water goes to your tubing. It's another piece that was hanging on literally by a thread.\\n\\nUp until this year, I successfully got it all back together when I changed out the filters. However, this year the smaller valve came off and disappeared into the bottom of my pond.\\n\\nI pulled the fountain piping out and took it to the local hardware store. The good news is that I was able to find Rainbird irrigation parts that fit in it's place. There is water going to the waterfall. I did have to buy new 1/2-inch black tubing. I added a 1/2-inch dripline irrigation valve to divert some of the water, controlling the waterfall. Once the pond clears up, I'll have to cover it over with rocks.\\n\\nDespite the setbacks, I'm still overall pleased with this pond filter.\",\n \"Product: This item comes on one 20inch x 28inch sticker sheet and pieces will need to be put together to create the design. Very Quick and Easy to Use. No paint, No tools, and No wallpaper paste necessary. Just peel and stick these wall decals to most any smooth surface. Great for Kids bedroom, bathroom, living room, or even your store. How to use: 1. Think where you want your sticker to be. A . Clean the surface so it's free of dirt, dust, oil. B . Dry well. 2. Sketch your design. A. You can cut out the shape and use any tape to temporarily affix pattern to your wall. 3. Take the image out from the transfer film. Rub it with soft cloth or plastic card from the center of the image with outward motion. If the image size is too big, lift the transfer film from top and attach little by little while peeling transfer film. 4. If you want to change place, lift the image carefully so it doesn't lengthen or torn. Some paint or wall papers may fall off due to condition of attached surface.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Pretty, but has some issues\\n\\nReview: I bought this for my 5-year-old's room. It's a very pretty design, sort of a acrylic/oil painting look. I didn't detect any overt sparkliness on it. If it stays up, I think it would be appropriate for any female room (and it's keeping me from having to paint pink walls). It is slightly transparent.\\nIt was relatively easy to put up on my textured walls (flat paint). There were some slight issues with the sticker material not coming off the backing easily in places because the die cut didn't go all the way through.\\nIt is coming up a little on the 'trunk' part -- I'm not sure if my dusting the wall was enough to get all the smutz up. I'm going to try doublestick tape. The rest seems to be adhering pretty well.\\nI have it coming across the wall horizontally and it is as wide as a twin bed.\",\n \"Product: The \\\"brain\\\" of your smart home, the SmartThings Hub will instantly connect all of your different home automation sensors, as well as smart locks, lights, outlets, thermostats, and more and let you control them from the free SmartThings app. Receive notifications about what's happening in and around your home and use your smartphone to remotely control your home's security, energy usage, lighting, and more. Since SmartThings is compatible with lots of smart devices from a variety of manufacturers, once you have the SmartThings Hub and our free app, you can add as many additional SmartThings sensors or other popular Z-Wave, ZigBee, or Internet-connected products as you want to customize your connected home\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for slightly technical folks\\n\\nReview: I started out with a Vera hub. After about a week, I gave up when it died. Did a little more research and bought the SmartThings hub.\\n\\nI'm not a super techie, but I can manage my home wifi and do basic electrical work. I've hooked up several light switches, our thermostat, a multi mode sensor, an open-close sensor on my freezer, and a few plugs.\\n\\nThe biggest problem so far is our setting up our iPhones as presence sensors. Cell signal is never high quality, so it will show the iPhone 6 coming and going all night long.\\n\\nSo far, it's much more user friendly, especially the mobile interface. I'm kind of old school, so I wish there was a book for it.\",\n \"Product: From the leaders in Wave technology, the Eco link Door/Window Sensor allows you to improve the safety and security of your home and family easily and effectively. Built with premium components, including Rare Earth Magnets for better performance, these entry/window sensors provide instant and reliable performance as part of your security system. Dimensions: 3.35L x .97W x .93H.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Little tricky for initial setup, but working fine\\n\\nReview: I installed these on my garage doors to tell me whether they were open or closed. I ended up putting them on the track for the garage door opener because I had steel cables running on either side of the doors and not enough clearance on any door edges to keep the magnet from getting smacked by either the tracks or the wall when moving. I attached both the sensors and magenets using 3M Velcro strips--which has worked so far with everything I've mounted (the summer heat might change that). But the 3M stuff is more forgiving when you're trying to figure out where something may work.\\nThese are the first z-wave devices I've come across that I absolutely had to exclude before I included in my SmartThings hub. Although the directions talk about a plastic tab that has to be removed from the back of the device, when I opened the package, there was no such tab. I had to install the battery. At first, I tried just adding the sensors, but the SmartThings hub couldn't see either of them. I ran the exclude on the SmartThings app. Then took the battery out. Then replaced the battery and the device added just fine. I did add both sensors while sitting at the kitchen table. It's not something you want to do with the sensor installed on the door already, if you can avoid it.\\nSo far, so good.\\nCompared to the Aeotec Z-Wave Door/Window Sensor (DSB29-ZWUS), the Ecolink sensor and magnets are a little larger. The Ecolink takes a weird battery (which I'm not thrilled about), BUT it appears that the Ecolink can handle the magnet being a little further away from the sensor than the Aeotec model. (Both of my Aeotec sensors need the magnet to be nearly touching.) The Ecolink magnet comes with a little base for installation that makes the magnet unit bigger than the Aeotec magnet.\",\n \"Product: Adventure ready Dora plush backpack measures 10'' by 10.5'' and includes map. For ages 3 and up. California Proposition 65 states WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: My baby's first packpack\\n\\nReview: My three-year-old requested a \\\"Dora packpack\\\".\\n\\nI looked in my local stores. I really didn't want something with Dora's face plastered all over it. So, I looked here on Amazon and found this. I like it because if you aren't familiar with Dora you'd just look at it and think \\\"cute backpack.\\\"\\n\\nIt's relatively small. But her blankie fits into it fine. We use it mostly for bringing her bathing suit and other clothes over to daycare. At home she fills it up with toys.\\n\\nIt fits my skinny three-year old well. She can get into it by herself.\\n\\nThe face is embroidered into the bag. The map is attached to a piece of elastic, so it won't be going anywhere. My only complaint is that the magnets that hold the flap down aren't very strong. It pops open very easily. The magnets are inside two layers of fabric with a plush nap on it.\\n\\nWe haven't washed it yet, but it looks like it could handle a delicate cycle in the wash.\",\n \"Product: Adventure ready Dora plush backpack measures 10'' by 10.5'' and includes map. For ages 3 and up. California Proposition 65 states WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My Baby's First Packpack\\n\\nReview: My three-year-old requested a \\\"Dora packpack\\\".\\n\\nI looked in my local stores. I really didn't want something with Dora's face plastered all over it. So, I looked here on Amazon and found this. I like it because if you aren't familiar with Dora you'd just look at it and think \\\"cute backpack.\\\"\\n\\nIt's relatively small. But her blankie fits into it fine. We use it mostly for bringing her bathing suit and other clothes over to daycare. At home she fills it up with toys.\\n\\nIt fits my skinny three-year old well. She can get into it by herself.\\n\\nThe face is embroidered into the bag. The map is attached to a piece of elastic, so it won't be going anywhere. My only complaint is that the magnets that hold the flap down aren't very strong. It pops open very easily. The magnets are inside two layers of fabric with a plush nap on it.\\n\\nWe haven't washed it yet, but it looks like it could handle a delicate cycle in the wash.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":36,"string":"36"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":184,"string":"184"}}},{"rowIdx":185,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AX1Z5RQ1LWMM2"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"With no cords to tie you down, the Xbox 360 Wireless Networking Adapter is your connection to the fun of Xbox LIVE. Quickly download or stream HD movies, TV episodes, game demos, game add-ons, and more. The dual band adapter offers fast speed and great range*, and contains an extension cable for off-board placement.\". The summary of the review text is \"Play Alot, Then Worth It\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I have read a lot of reviews of people saying they could not get it to recognize their router which is what my fear was. I use a Cradlepoint 500 with a wireless broadband card to play my games and the biggest annoyance was it's lack of ethernet ports since it only has one. I had to keep switching between my XBOX 360 and my computer which wears away at the plastic clips on the wire and eventually it breaks not to mention how annoying it was to keep switching them out. I was really afraid it would not recognize the adapter but it did the very first time I hooked the adapter up to my 360. I set it up in probably less than five minutes. I set it up on my 360 in a heartbeat and everything was recognized perfectly. The one thing I forgot for mine was I had to log into my routers page and allow the 360 on my router which is why it would not connect to the router at first. So far it works just as good as wired and I would know since I have been using a wired connection on my XBOX for the last year or so since I got on XBOX live. I have read people nagging on wireless connections but so far no lag no nothing just doing what it said it would. I can't comment on upstairs and downstairs by the way since I am in a one story house so your satisfaction may vary. As far as price it is kind of steep but if you play quite a bit then its value will shine a little easier. Personally I love it and enjoy having all my consoles wireless."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I have read a lot of reviews of people saying they could not get it to recognize their router which is what my fear was. I use a Cradlepoint 500 with a wireless broadband card to play my games and the biggest annoyance was it's lack of ethernet ports since it only has one. I had to keep switching between my XBOX 360 and my computer which wears away at the plastic clips on the wire and eventually it breaks not to mention how annoying it was to keep switching them out. I was really afraid it would not recognize the adapter but it did the very first time I hooked the adapter up to my 360. I set it up in probably less than five minutes. I set it up on my 360 in a heartbeat and everything was recognized perfectly. The one thing I forgot for mine was I had to log into my routers page and allow the 360 on my router which is why it would not connect to the router at first. So far it works just as good as wired and I would know since I have been using a wired connection on my XBOX for the last year or so since I got on XBOX live. I have read people nagging on wireless connections but so far no lag no nothing just doing what it said it would. I can't comment on upstairs and downstairs by the way since I am in a one story house so your satisfaction may vary. As far as price it is kind of steep but if you play quite a bit then its value will shine a little easier. Personally I love it and enjoy having all my consoles wireless."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Apply this gel/pomade on dry hair for erratic, \"roughed-up\" texture and definition with medium-firm hold. It is also great on curly hair to define curls.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not My Favorite But Works Good\n\nReview: This gel is decent and it holds good but I find it looks like I just sprayed a crap load of hair spray in my hair. It looks just as wet as the other kind in the blue container. The other gel they have works great but it is more of a hold and this says its not as shiny but its still close. Even though it says four and the other is nine this is still quite shiny even when I use a little. It still goes in easy and even though I can't do a faux hawk with it with my thick hair I use it for another style I try to pull off. It is expensive to use and I recommend it since I am very picky with texture and shine in my hair which sounds odd for me to say. Depending on what I am doing with it I like it to look a certain way and this works fine but not fantastic at it. Try it out and you might like it and maybe it will be perfect.","Product: Scaled to fit 1/4 size violin with a playing length of 10 1/2 inches (265mm), these medium tension strings are optimized to the needs of a majority of players. Packaged in uniquely-designed sealed pouches providing unparalleled protection from the elements that cause corrosion.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Sounds Like Banjo Strings\n\nReview: These strings are cheap so thats a plus but thats about it with the sound more resembling banjo stings. I simply could not get a good sound out these even though I tried and tried. Everything just doesn't sound right and more metallic and too sharp for my ears. I played for my wife who said that they sounded really bad. They are really thin and feel cheap almost like the strings that came with my violin (a cheap violin). Do yourself a favor and pay extra for good strings but than again if these stings would of been five or ten bucks than I would be happy knowing what I would probably be getting. These strings would be a good starting point though so don't get me wrong. I just have learned to like better and little more expensive strings.","Product: Super Sensitive Red Label 2127 Violin A String, 4/4 Medium\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Not Too Good but O.K. for Beginners\n\nReview: These strings would be o.k. for a beginner to the violin since you don't want to invest too much in something that may be a passing hobby. I found I did not like these strings even on my cheap violin and I could not get a good sound out of them. They are thin and sound cheap even though they cost quite a bit which like most cheaply made strings for the violin they always sound like banjo strings to me. For beginners these strings would be good especially for people with children who play. I am still a beginner and I can't bring myself to play with these strings anymore now that I have found better sounding ones. Though it comes with all four just get ready for the sound they make when played. Some people like them I guess but me I can't bring myself to recommend them unless you don't mind sound for someone starting out. If you like them then have at and buy more but for me its merely two stars and not worth it for me.","Product: Dominant series violin strings are one of the most widely-used synthetic strings. A highly flexible, multi-strand nylon core makes these comparable in sound and feel to natural gut. The E string is aluminum/steel or plain steel, ball or loop end.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good, Just Not Price Wise\n\nReview: These strings are kind of the strings I go with for my violin and they sound pretty good. I am a beginner so the sound really doesn't matter as much when I am playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star but they are better than what I usually use which are cheap and almost sound like banjo strings. I did notice out of the package they sound almost metallic and the E string always sounds to sharp when compared to the other. These will probably be the strings I go with since I have been through quite a few trying to find a good brand. So far price wise these are still the best and they have lasted me a good while. On the subject of price breaking one brand new is a moment of dread and tears (not really) but also relief when I do it right since I am not loaded with cash and I have to do all my violin stuff mostly myself so I am extra cautious. Not having much money to work with has actually made me better at restringing and any violin work even though there are some things I can't do. These strings may be costly but not as bad as they could be even though when I get better I will probably upgrade to better strings. Overall I think I will stick with the Dominant brand for a while in my beginner days since they do a good job.","Product: Teacher approved CVN-500 orchestra violin is perfect for the intermediate violinist. It features hand-carved solid spruce top, hand-carved flamed maple back and sides finished with beautiful satin antique varnish and inlaid purfling. This violin is fitted with ebony fingerboard, pegs, chin rest, and tailpiece with 4 detachable nickel plated fine tuners. Violin accessories include 2 (two) Brazilwood bow with ebony frog and unbleached genuine Mongolian horsehair, a lightweight form fitting hard shell case with pockets and strap (making it convenient to carry to school or orchestra), quality rosin cake, violin bridge and an extra set of violin strings. Buy with confidence as it comes with a 1- year warranty against any manufacturer's defects.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Takes a Little Work, Good for Beginners\n\nReview: I have had this violin for about 7 or 8 months and I have had to put new pegs, strings, bridge, fine tuners, shoulder rest, chin rest, and bow just to get a somewhat desirable sound, comfort out of it. My fine tuners stopped working and the strings, bow, bridge that come with it are kinda cheap. I guess you kinda get what you pay for but this is a good violin for a beginner which I am. Anyone who is a beginner should not get a expensive violin considering since I got it my time playing has declined due to children and other life situations so it was probably better not too spend too much money on it. I still practice but not as much as I like.","Product: The set includes a kick pedal bass drum, snare drum, two cymbals and three tom drums. Also included with this drum set is a drum throne and two drumsticks.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Drum Set For the Price\n\nReview: My seven year old daughter is Autistic and lately she has been banging on stuff in the living room and everywhere with our old Guitar Hero drum sticks. I decided to buy her a set so she can resonate some sound in our amazingly small house. Since this is our first set I wasn't wanting to spend very much and I am glad I found this nice five piece set. Now I have never played drums myself nor have I put any together before so I was surprised with how well I did. The big problem I had was simply the instructions were words and no real pictures of whats going on. I was able to put it together in about an hour or so which wasn't bad considering I only read the directions for a couple sentences. Seriously if you take a look at the set and what pieces it has you can figure it out. It might be harder for some but I think it will be relatively easy for anyone. The snare drum is the only thing I had a problem with and everything else was rather easy for my first time.\n\nMy next issue is the color of the drums. If you look at this picture of wine red it shows a light red color that really shines. I got mine out of the box it was just that normal looking red you see on drums. Just a warning the color does not look like this picture in anyway. The box even had every thing correct as far as model and type but the actual color is just way off from whats pictured. The branding is completely different than whats on the drums themselves. Like the bass drum instead of having a symbol that's pictured it has it but there's words all around it. Something along the lines as from musicians by musicians and then it says made in China. Its just weird how big it is where it says made in China with the name logo. Just saying it doesn't have that nice look as what is on this picture.\n\nThe drums themselves sound great and better than I imagined they would. Instead of sounding like some kids set it actually sounds pretty good. If you buy it for a young kid they are not gonna care anyways but its nice it has a quality sound for the cheaper price.\n\nThe seat is o.k. but its kind of wobbly but it will be suffice. I sat on the seat and it held me so its pretty decent quality but kind of shaky. The bass pedal has a cheap feeling to it which does feel like it will need to replaced but for now it will do. The bass drum is kind of weak but it has a decent boom to it. The snare is adjustable so you can get the rattle to sound how you like. The high hat is the only thing I had to put any real effort to use just to get the sound I wanted. As far as how everything sounds it really does do good for this price. Keep in mind I am no expert with drums but they sound good to me.\n\nMy seven year old almost eight year old daughter fits good with this set even though she will grow out pretty soon. Her sister will no doubt take over when she grows out of it. If it is something they enjoy no doubt we will be upgrading to full set. If you are looking for a decent set for a good price I don't think you'll regret it.","Product: Deluxe Jazz Bass IV Active 3-Color Sunburst\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Tone but Needs Some Work\n\nReview: Let me start by saying I am by no means a guitar expert but I was in the market for a new guitar to practice with. I am more of a casual guitarist and not so much the type to see others and laugh at their doo doo playing or someones attempt at it. I don't really claim to be great nor do I play in a band. I usually just play songs with my kids and throw a good metal sound in the middle of it. Being thirty years old is kind of late to start learning guitar but you can really learn to play anytime. Its just if I were younger there would be so much free time to get good. So don't take this review as definitive or critical but merely my experience as a somewhat newer player (little less than a year or so). I know judging from what some people might think since I'm new I should have it setup by one of those musician magician stores. I really am not that serious to that point to take it somewhere and have to pay for fixing it. I enjoy playing by myself and thats really all I can see myself doing. But enough about me and my awesomeness and onto my experience. But first I must say this is all my personal experience and I really went by other reviews to decide. At the time I bought this one it had just come out and there were no professional reviews. Take this review as coming from a commoner slack jawed yokel perspective and you'll appreciate my whatever I guess. But its like my dad told me \"if someone doesn't like your guitar playing take them outside and stone em.\"\n\nI am very reluctant about ordering a guitar and having it shipped but I got this one through the Musicians Friend website and not from Amazon. I didn't know much about John5 at the time when I bought it but now I really appreciate his work when I hear it. A lot of the reviews I have read on this guitar have been generally good out of the box. Not so much for me. First off we will go with whats so toilet about it. I have fret buzz on a lot of the frets and at first not so much at first but after a day or so it came. I don't know if its my climate maybe my neck bent around or what but now no matter how I move the truss rod it always has the same results. The truss rod does its intended job though so let me make that point. Something else I noticed was I was getting a lot of feedback in my amp from the guitar until I rested my hand on the chrome parts of it be it the the frame or the amp connection point. The buzz would stop whenever I touched the metal parts. The next issue would be the amp plug in spot (can't recall what its called) constantly has to be tightened or it will come loose. The next problem I found was the nut got kind of loose or something since it almost seemed like it wasn't cut the right depth for the strings which may of caused the fret buzzing. I am not qualified to diagnose the condition so I won't even try. The last thing is this thing loves your finger prints. It shined like a diamond out of the box but really collected finger prints fast.\n\nNow I know I have read around about the hatred of the Squier brand but some were still good. When I first took the guitar out my wife told me it looked like a country music guitar just from the looks. The width is what really gets to me since it is a little heavier but nothing major I found my self always hitting one string off at first when not looking and just picking it up. My other guitar is really thin and feels like I am holding air sometimes I would look down only not to be playing anything merely air since it was so light. Anyways the good things are that it stays in tune very well and the strings that came with it are kind of nice but I would recommend switching them out but the factory ones are still good. Steel I think and have kind of a cold sound\nto them but still offer what I want it to sound like. I also thought two volume knobs was weird but now after messing around with them I had a great sound but there is always a twang to anything I play and I have no clue if that's normal but it still sounds good so I guess its a good thing. Flicking the switch to get a different sound is another unique feature I really like on this guitar. I still find myself messing around with the switch to see what sounds I can pull off. From country to metal to air guitar I think most people will find something to enjoy about this guitar.\n\nNow this is not a heavy sounding guitar with these pickups but it does offer plenty of tone. Of course to get a devilishly fiendish devil sound out of it you will need extra devil equipment. I knew this guy who claimed he conjured the devil with his guitar playing greatness. He said he couldn't show me or it would compromise his deal and code of silence with the devil. I took him at his word though it didn't make since because he played bluegrass. Don't get me wrong it sounds great its just to get that sound I was looking for I had to take extra effort. Oh yeah he also said he grated cheese over his strings.\n\nMy final thoughts are for the price you may be able to find yourself a better guitar or maybe you will love this one but its up to your ears and maybe even your patience or expectations. I have seen around other Squier reviews for cheaper models than this one and there are some that are really good. Its really tough to give a solid recommendation for something costing around four hundred dollars but who knows it may be worth it to you. In my mind its a sharp looking guitar with a sharp sound. Four out of five stars or devil horns or whatever you are into.","Product: Yonanas turns frozen fruit and other flavorings into a delicious, healthy soft-serve treat. The unit combines frozen bananas and any additional fruit or chocolate and instantly churns the ingredients to produce a treat with the texture of frozen yogurt or soft-serve ice cream, but without the additional fat, sugar, or preservatives. The chute easily accepts berries, sliced mango, or cantaloupe along with frozen banana, and the integrated spinning blade mashes and incorporates the fruit into a silky-smooth confection with the texture of soft-serve ice cream or yogurt. The chute, plunger, and blade are dishwasher safe.This is only designed for US market. Yonanas model 902 includes instructions and a list of recipes. Plugs into AC. 14\"H x 7.5\"W x 6\"D. Designed for use in United States and Canada only. Warranty does not apply elsewhere.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Just Could Not Bear the Noise\n\nReview: It did its job of making a good smooth texture but oh my jones the sound was absolutely horrible. I used it twice and we had to send it back. I thought it would be great for the kids to use but no such thing happened since they both had their ears covered. If you make sure everything is frozen correctly before it starts to work it will turn out pretty good. The taste was good but I just couldn't get past the noise. Couple of things I noticed was issues it would have with frozen fruit with skins. It would not completely blend and you would have chunks of skin. It wasn't till I used it did I decide I didn't like frozen bananas and would have to stick to non frozen like Zeus designed.\n\nWe live in an apartment and I know they could hear it on the other end of the city. Its no louder than a blender but its just the pitch of the sound that's so killer. I know it has to be powerful to grind up frozen bananas but I will look elsewhere or nowhere, not sure yet. Overall I would say if not for the noise and my newly found hate of frozen bananas I would like to go over to someones house as a guest to eat.","Product: \"Modern Warfare\" is back. On November 8th, the best-selling first person action series of all-time returns with the epic sequel to the multiple Game of the Year award winner \"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.\"\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Call of Doodie Good but Not That Terrible?\n\nReview: Let me first say I don't like reviewing games since most people have their own taste in what they like. Some people forget that a review is someones personal experience with a product. I know some people do create crap reviews for no reason except maybe they are lonely or they like to see the rise out of people but I can usually get into any game type. I really enjoyed Gears 3 along with the Modern Warfare series but now am currently in Battlefield 3 and anxiously awaiting Skyrim and Asassins Creed. I have been playing games since I was four starting with the Atari and now am about to turn thirty. Though games have taken a back seat in my life now that I have a family but games are still apart of it. It is amazing to see the change in games and the change in people that go along with it(especially multiplayer). I rented this from Gamefly and am not sure if I am gonna buy it as of yet and thankfully I didn't have to purchase a game pass to try out multiplayer.\n\nGeez I have read some pretty terrible reviews about this game. Some I see valid and others are by people who clearly hate the Call of Doodie (no offense meant) series. Me personally I don't care since I have followed all the games dating back to the first ones on the PC. I know a lot of reviews speak of rehash of really every game. In the single player I finished last night which took around four or five hours I noticed none of what was going on would live up to the effects of Modern Warfare 1. The airplane level was probably the best with being bounced up and down as its crashing and the such. Nothing could live up to the first such as running through ruins of a ghost city as a sniper or crawling through the field as tanks roll by. The story is weak and the AI could be taken down no problem and your team is good but sometimes stink. I played the series so I wanted to see it through to the end but in my mind the ending was still weak and as usual everything in the game was over the top. Outrunning bullets and being chased I don't know how Price deals with it. He must be a broken man at the end of the day. Personally my heart would explode doing all that. Three was fun but I ran through it no problem except the one issue I always have with the single player Modern Warfare and that is the stinking deaths from grenades. I rolled my eyes a few times like a teenage girl or something but I still enjoyed the game nonetheless. I didn't hate the single player but it really did feel extremely familiar. If you have followed the games I think most will feel the same way. If you just want to see the series to the end you will be happy since it does close out but I didn't walk away with any certain memories from the campaign that would stick with me.\n\nAfter about twenty minutes online with multiplayer I remembered why I have to mute so much in Modern Warfare. I had just started and of course coming in last because I have no clue of the maps or anything and being put in a game with level thirty to fifty people so I was pretty pathetic. I can't say the words on here so I will substitute the persons f words with the word love. This team sucks love you Rageaholicdad13(my gamertag), how the love, last place love you, love, five hundred points love you, LOVE YOU RAGEAHOLICDAD13! Then I was saddened he left. I hope it wasn't me but I think he missed his morning feeding or maybe his parents walked in or something along that line. I don't really talk much on my mic but I did want to antagonize the person but I chose not to. Seriously Modern Warfare has its share of insanity but not all are like that since I have met plenty of fantastic people in my course of gaming on Live. Who knows the raging character may be a great guy outside of Call of Duty but jeez calm down a little bit. Unfortunately someone always has to come in last.\n\nNow the actual multiplayer is somewhat disappointing since it like I said all feels very familiar but its still lots of fun and pulse pounding and don't get me wrong I have wanted to smash my controller in my bare hands in frustration at people. You know when you shoot someone twenty to a hundred or so times and they kill you with three or less shots. Very frustrating but very fun to do. I do feel like the multiplayer feels more like dlc than an actual new game. Almost like Modern Warfare 2 with updates. I don't know how exactly they could of improved on their formula much more without taking some of what people like away. If you enjoyed the multiplayer in the Modern Warfare games you will still enjoy this even though its really nothing that new.\n\nAs far as graphics I think the game could use a new coat of paint but I never had any slow down or anything but if graphics are a big thing for you than you may be disappointed. The sound is fantastic even though I like Battlefield 3's echos and bullet pings better. Everything thing in Battlefield has a deep sound to it and though this game sounds great I have always enjoyed the booms and pings and thuds in the Battlefield series be it Bad Company or Battlefield. This game still doesn't disappoint in the sound department so crank up the surround even though I have my own preferences as far as sound it is pleasing. A.I. can be stupid sometimes and I think twice I had my teammate get stuck while running and it wouldn't get to the next checkpoint so I shot and knifed him to get him going. Its not that big of a deal since I think most people play for the multiplayer anyways.\n\nAll I can say really is to try it like than buy it and you might hate or love it. I am still gonna play another good amount of time before I decide whether or not to buy it. If you have access to gamefly I say try it that way since you don't have to buy the game pass for this.\n\nThis was a long winded review and I don't know what I would say that could add anymore to what people have said already. I don't know if anyone will even read this since it will be in the middle of the expansive reviews on Amazon. The recent war games have taught me one thing and that's those silly Russians when are they gonna learn to stop being bad.","Product: Indulge creating your specialty coffee drinks at home. You can have fun serving Espresso, Cappuccinos and Lattes to your guest while conveniently being able to also make regular black coffee. Show off with your Combination Coffeemaker and Espresso/ Cappuccino Maker machine. Coffeemaker has a removable cone filter basket, removable water reservoir and 8 cup capacity. Espresso/ Cappuccino Maker is a steam-driven unit with a variable steam control, powerful frothing aid and 4 cup capacity.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cheaply Made but Good Coffee\n\nReview: I have had this coffee pot for about nine or ten months and the 1st thing I noticed was when I took it out of the box it was made of kind of flimsy black plastic. I found this coffee pot makes a pretty good cup of coffee but the espresso is kind of the problem I had. Let me say 1st off after I poured the water in the espresso resevoir I put the lid on and steam always escapes around the lid and it makes a louder than usually hissing sound around it. It didn't do this at 1st b/c it just had the normal espresso sounds but in time it became a problem. The only thing I could figure is that the screw on lid is made of plastic as well and it became warped. I have had this pot awhile and it surprises me that it still costs about the same but I guess for the price it kind of shows in the quality. I didn't really expect coffee house espresso or anything but it does o.k. for the price point. I just found the overall quality of how its made to be the downer and why don't they put clocks on coffee pots. I usually never grind coffee ahead of time but my wife wakes up early and it would be nice to have a pot waiting on her. I would say for the price it somewhat does a pretty good job as long as you don't think its going to work like a two hundred dollar machine. If I could go back I would probably go with a different brand this one just doesn't seem like its made right.","Product: With BUNN Speed Brew Technology, making great tasting coffee is not only fast, but simple. After the one time initial set-up process, simply add your favorite coffee to the filter basket, pour in fresh water, close the lid and the coffeemaker begins to brew immediately. The secret is that BUNN Speed/Velocity Brew home coffeemakers feature a stainless steel water tank that is always on and ready to brew hot coffee on demand. In fact, they brew a 10-cup pot of coffee in about three minutes. Thats fast!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Cup of Coffee\n\nReview: First thing I noticed was for ninety bucks this thing feels kind of cheaply made. The plastic setup just doesn't feel like ninety dollars and I debated on the quality making it a four star purchase. This pot does feel like with care its built to last just kind of cheap so be careful with it. That is my one big issue with this coffee maker. This is far by the best coffee pot I have owned. Most coffee pots do not put out the temperature of coffee this one does. Its close to two hundred degrees and is far by the best I have had at getting it to that temperature. Of course the temp comes at a price with having to leave it on all the time and always leaving water inside of it. Its not exactly made for the energy saving person in mind. Though I don't think it really uses that much its just like leaving something plugged in all the time you never use. Except in this case you use it about everyday if you're like me. One problem I had was the initial setup since I have never owned a coffee pot like this I didn't know you have to put one whole pot in at first then what you want to drink you add on top of that. The water will always be inside ready to make that o so fast cup of coffee when you want it and it is quicker than I thought it would be. I also like the fact that when you are pouring coffee it doesn't leak off the side of the pot. All I can say is all and all this thing makes one great cup of coffee.","Product: The Kalorik Cordless Electric Kettle Boil water twice as fast as microwave oven, perfect for tea, coffee, hot chocolate or instant soup. Generous 1-3/4-quart capacity with an exterior water gauge for easy measuring. A powerful 1500 watt heating element for quick boiling. The revolutionary cordless design allows the kettle to be lifted from its base and a locking lead with a unique trigger button on the rubberized handle to ensure safety and easy fill. This Kalorik kettle is a true necessity for today’s kitchen. Features: 0-1/2 gallon capacity / rubberized handle pad / strix controller / locking lid with opening trigger button.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Does What I Need It To\n\nReview: The kettle is kind of cheap feeling and I have popped the lid off of its grooves a couple of times and it gets annoying. I just leave the lid down when I add water to it. This kettle heats up pretty quick and so far it is about four or five minutes I would say to boil also the cordless is very nice and setting it in its base with a good fit. Other than that not much can be said about a kettle I guess except on whether it heats well or not. I like this kettle since it only cost me about fourteen dollars so it was kind of cheap and does what I need it to. It is a good way not to waste water by running it in your sink to get it hot so that's a plus. Overall if you need just a simple kettle than this one would probably do you good.","Product: Have a drink with your favorite superhero! The Silver Buffalo Marvel Comics Giant Size X-Men 14 Ounce Ceramic Mug is perfect for any comics fan. Here come the X-Men! Based on the classic cover of Marvel Comics Group's Giant-Size X-Men #1, this incredible mug features heroes like Storm, Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Cyclops and more! This colorful mug features a cool graphic design with these heroes in action and wraps around the width of the cup. It is microwave safe and can hold up to 14 ounces of your favorite beverage. This mug offers a fun way to express yourself at home or in the office.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My New Favorite Mug\n\nReview: This is the gang I use to hang out with as a kid and how I remember them looking. This is really just a coffee mug so don't expect any super powers or anything from it but it is dishwasher safe and microwave safe just like the classic X-Men. This cup will solve a lot of your problems when it comes to hot or cold beverages or whatever you decide to drink. Its really the answer you have been looking for to the problem of drinking coffee out of your hand which burns and looks very strange. It is best when used with liquid and will always serve as a reminder that no matter how hard life is the X-Men have it worse, God bless them. I highly recommend this sweet looking mug for anyone who's a fan of X-Men or a fan of drinking liquid beverages.","Product: A classic design in Black metal finish, this coat rack is sure to dress up any home. It is perfect to add a touch of style to your entranceway, or even if you're simply looking for a functional item that will hold your coats.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: O.K. Quality Excellent Price\n\nReview: For the price you can't go wrong with this new creative way to hang up coats. No longer do you need to put your stuff on exercise equipment or the floor. It has four big hooks up top and four little ones that my kids use. My four year old cant reach it but my six year old can. The big issue is balance and if she were to pull hard enough trying to get her coat off it would probably topple. I take care of getting the coats till cheap coat rack safety is well learned. The way it hooks together at assembly is the problem mostly and not really being the legs. Assembly was very easy for me taking around twenty or so minutes. Your time will probably vary but its very simple. You will feel it being somewhat loose in its sections all the way up but really for the price you will be satisfied.\n\nThough I'm not sure if most people expect it to be wonderful or not but as long as it holds my coats safely and no coat related injuries I am satisfied. The shipping is pretty costly and as far as I remember its was around the price of the rack somewhat. Just keep in mind the price when it comes to the quality of how its built and I think you'll like it. Just practice coat safety and keep your family in the know and everything will be alright. Happy coating or coat racking I guess.","Product: The Sand Timer - 3 Minute, Pink is great for timing eggs, but who's boiling eggs at work? When you're in the office, this fun-sized sand timer is perfect for timing co-workers who talk on and on while you're trying to work. Just flip over the Sand Timer t\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Small But Pretty Accurate\n\nReview: I just needed a good timer for my daughter to watch since she just likes to see the sand go down or if she needs some visual reinforcement. Its relatively accurate give or take a few seconds but really close to three minutes. The thing about it is the size is around two inches and maybe less than an inch wide. The price and shipping really is kind of costly given what you get. Even though is cost three bucks that's fine but the seven or whatever dollars for shipping is not good. If you can find this to cost around five or less with shipping I would go for it unless you without a doubt have to have it. Its nothing special I wish it was long and thin instead of short and wide but its not terrible how it is. Its really up to the individual to decide but don't expect the grand master of sand timers for three dollars. As long as the timer you're looking for isn't what you think Nostradamus, Plato or Benny Franklin used than you'll be fine. Other than the size it does what it says.","Product: Connect to your wireless network from your desktop or notebook PC using the D-Link Wireless G USB Adapter (WUA-1340) and browse the web, check e-mail, and chat with friends and family online. The Wireless G USB Adapter offers simple network connectivity without the hassle of running a network cable.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works Great Even With 64 Bit Vista\n\nReview: The best part was this thing was recognized immediately running 64 bit Vista which is a relief. It is a cinch to understand and so far no problems except one. The signal is just not to good even if the router is ten to fifteen feet away and not even through walls but I have never had it lose its signal. I didn't know it had to set on a base when I got it but I actually prefer it over having it sticking out of my computer which would probably make the signal worst with where my computer is. The base is heavy and it sets up really nice inside of it. Other than a weak signal at times this thing works great and its 64 bit compatible which is fantastic.","Product: Bring digital HDTV with full DVR functionality to your laptop with Pinnacle PCTV HD Pro Stick. Enjoy all of your favorite shows in high quality HD anytime! PCTV HD Pro Stick is the first ultra-compact USB 2.0 powered TV tuner in an attractive stick form factor that brings the brilliant sharpness of HDTV via ATSC to your PC. The new digital TV standard ATSC comes over the air and for free in high or standard definition. In addition to ATSC, also standard analog TV (NTSC) can be received, via cable, satellite or antenna. The included Pinnacle MediaCenter software lets you not only watch TV but also record it. You can even pause live TV and resume exactly where you left off and you can rewind or fast forward. Good looks, great features and minimum size, will make the PCTV HD Pro Stick a must have wherever you are. Transform your PC into a DVR Take complete control of when you watch your favorite shows with TimeShifting Never miss a critical part of your favorite show again with pause, rewind and replay Schedule recordings with the integrated Electronic Program Guide and never worry about missing your favorite show (Web connection required) Eliminate the guess work by automatically recording shows in the destination file format of choice (i.e. Apple iPod - Sony PSP - DivX - more) Create your own DVD collection with direct-to-DVD recording to computer's DVD writer Capture audio and video from most consumer devices with analog composite outputs (e.g. VCRs, camcorders, DVD players, etc.) Create your own masterpiece by adding effects, titles, music and more with Pinnacle Studio QuickStart / Edit out your uninteresting moments using Pinnacle Studio QuickStart Composite A/V ports, S-Video port, F-Connector for optional external antenna For Windows XP and Vista PC\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Sweeeet at First than Disappointment\n\nReview: When I first got this tuner it was easy to connect and search for channels and everything was simple. It was so sweet at first watching tv and recording whatever I wanted to with local digital stations. It happened rather quickly though it would stop working and sometimes never start all together. I have even had it in the middle of recording something and shut down and sometimes my whole computer goes off. This thing pushed my buttons a few times like setting the record timer just to have the program close down because of an error. I think it was the updates for it since it seemed problems got worse after one came. If not for the cheap price I would be more angry but this is my easiest way to record shows on digital channels. If I had a time machine I would probably go back and stop me in the past from buying it but we all know that's silly since it could break apart the space time continuem with terrible future consequences. I would say overall avoid yourself the trouble unless you have a time machine of course and venture the risk.","Product: SONY ACCFH70 SONY(R) CAMCORDER ACCESSORY KIT\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Bag, and Extra Battery and O.K. Price\n\nReview: The battery pretty much lasts the same for me as the battery that came with my Sony Sr 12 which is about a hour in a half of record time and about two hours for playback fully charged. The bag fits it perfectly and snugly inside which is good for a expensive camera. I even have room to store my normal camera on the other side. I store all my batteries and cards in the side pockets which is very nice. The bag has plenty of space for your camera, camcorder and accessories but the price on Amazon is steep considering I payed about sixty for mine. Great if you need a carrier for your camcorder since it has two pockets on the side, a long one on the front, has a zip thing under the top where it opens and the room inside for your camcorder. Overall very good quality and four stars simply because the price.","Product: Stylish and interior conscious - distinguishes this versatile system from ordinary looking clock radios while compact styling also saves space on your nightstand\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kind of Expensive but Nice\n\nReview: This pretty much had everything I need for my bedroom in terms of a radio and alarm clock. The biggest reasons I wanted it b/c it had a cd player and a nice radio with stations that come in pretty good. The alarm clock works really good and has a setting to set a couple different ones. Its pretty nicely put together with your most useful buttons on the top and everything works fairly simple. The volume is pretty nice for a radio of this size and the cd player is nicely put on the front. It also has a nice night light feature with about 3 settings I think with a nice blue soft blue color to it. All these features come at a price though and the only reason I went with it was it had pretty much everything I needed. When it comes to Sony I always usually feel like I am paying for the name more than anything but all that comes with this clock is nice. If you have the money I would go with it.","Product: The HDR-SR12 delivers everything you need to shoot stunning Full HD 1920 x 1080 resolution video and 10.2 megapixel still images. With Hybrid recording technology, you can record to either an internal 120GB hard disk drive or removable Memory Stick Duo or Memory Stick PRO Duo media. A professional-quality Carl Zeiss Vario-Sonnar T* lens and ClearVid CMOS sensor (with Exmor technology) and BIONZ image processor let you capture every detail in video and still images. Additionally, Face Detection technology helps everyone put their best face forward, while the Super SteadyShot optical image stabilization system helps ensure images remain sharp and true.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Camcorder With A Few Flaws\n\nReview: I am new to high definition camcorders and I really looked forward to getting this one since I have been using a Sony DV camera for about 4 years now. First the bad, when I received it the first thing I noticed was how Sony was stingy on accessories like no remote, no good software, no firewire support(oh come on Sony),no good instructions, no mini hdmi, no memory stick, no bigger better life battery. You would think for a $1400 camera they would of thrown something in. Since I had already had a Sony camcorder I was already used to the interface and how to get to certain aspects of the camera so I never really read the instructions but a first timer may have problems with it.\n\n In low light conditions this camcorder chokes and quality gets bad so you have to do some adjusting. Focusing for it also became a problem in low light. I noticed if I changed exposure or brightness to much the shot would get jerky. I am still looking for a way to fix this.\n\n I wish the lens was a little wider and the optical zoom a little more. Digital zoom in my mind is worthless unless you have it set up on a tripod b/c you gotta have a robotic steady arm to keep it still. I usually only use optical zoom but noticed even when I zoomed all the way with it the picture would start to shutter and degrade.\n\nThe camera part is good if you currently don't have a camera but my Sony Cybershot is more simple to use and has better quality and easier to use than getting the camcorder out to take pictures. You can tell from the quality it is not a 10.2 mega pixel but merely face value on the camcorder to help sell. Its pretty nice to have it on the camcorder in case you want to take quick pictures. With my DV camera I could take digital stills from the video and quality wasn't that good of course so I was expecting this $1400 camcorder to really shine but so far digital stills are sub par. Hopefully as I get more experience with it I will learn tricks to fix this. The menus were easier to navigate in my DV camera as well. I am not sure exactly what I need 5.1 surround on a camcorder for but its still nice to have. I will probably do something later with it.\n\n My final complaint is a lack of software to import AVCHD and so far I have found 3. Looking at reviews of the software the best I have found that is affordable is Sony Vegas 8 platinum. I would like to get Pro later but as of now the cheapest I have seen it is $350.\n\n Other than those complaints the camcorder takes amazing film and outdoor locations look phenomenal. I have daughters 1 year old and a three year old and its nice to have a camera that records colors so vividly b/c I want to see exactly what my kids look like since my DV camera footage always looked different than reality. I find my self looking for things to record outside. Since I own a Playstation 3 I just hook it straight to that to watch on my Sony 40 inch Bravia. Some odd reason I always stick with Sony since I have had pretty good luck with them. Anyways As we watched the video I recorded outside and the camera moved sideways and the shake of my hand almost makes it throw up inducing. I haven't tried importing on my computer yet and my understanding is it takes a long time depending on quality of what was taken. I like a challenge and my computers about a year old so hopefully it won't struggle to much we'll see. I may make another review based on that.\n\n Some people I read didn't like the weight or size of the camcorder but I prefer being able to feel the weight b/c to me it feels more comfortable. Its not like you start to burn arm and hand fat from holding it. Its probably personal preference.\n\n I guess my 5 star rating comes from the overall experience from recording my family and events in their lives to just zooming in on a bees nest or just normal everyday things ,that slow motion thing is does is kinda cool. I know this camcorder will bring us joy for years to come. I usually stick with Sony products so you may find a different brand better. If you can afford it I highly recommend this. Do the research and look at other camcorders and make sure this is the exact right camcorder for you b/c what I think is great may not be what you use it for.","Product: The HDR-SR12 delivers everything you need to shoot stunning Full HD 1920 x 1080 resolution video and 10.2 megapixel still images. With Hybrid recording technology, you can record to either an internal 120GB hard disk drive or removable Memory Stick Duo or Memory Stick PRO Duo media. A professional-quality Carl Zeiss Vario-Sonnar T* lens and ClearVid CMOS sensor (with Exmor technology) and BIONZ image processor let you capture every detail in video and still images. Additionally, Face Detection technology helps everyone put their best face forward, while the Super SteadyShot optical image stabilization system helps ensure images remain sharp and true.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Camcorder With A Few Flaws\n\nReview: I am new to high definition camcorders and I really looked forward to getting this one since I have been using a Sony DV camera for about 4 years now. First the bad, when I received it the first thing I noticed was how Sony was stingy on accessories like no remote, no good software, no firewire support(oh come on Sony),no good instructions, no mini hdmi, no memory stick, no bigger better life battery. You would think for a $1400 camera they would of thrown something in. Since I had already had a Sony camcorder I was already used to the interface and how to get to certain aspects of the camera so I never really read the instructions but a first timer may have problems with it.\n\n In low light conditions this camcorder chokes and quality gets bad so you have to do some adjusting. Focusing for it also became a problem in low light. I noticed if I changed exposure or brightness to much the shot would get jerky. I am still looking for a way to fix this.\n\n I wish the lens was a little wider and the optical zoom a little more. Digital zoom in my mind is worthless unless you have it set up on a tripod b/c you gotta have a robotic steady arm to keep it still. I usually only use optical zoom but noticed even when I zoomed all the way with it the picture would start to shutter and degrade.\n\nThe camera part is good if you currently don't have a camera but my Sony Cybershot is more simple to use and has better quality and easier to use than getting the camcorder out to take pictures. You can tell from the quality it is not a 10.2 mega pixel but merely face value on the camcorder to help sell. Its pretty nice to have it on the camcorder in case you want to take quick pictures. With my DV camera I could take digital stills from the video and quality wasn't that good of course so I was expecting this $1400 camcorder to really shine but so far digital stills are sub par. Hopefully as I get more experience with it I will learn tricks to fix this. The menus were easier to navigate in my DV camera as well. I am not sure exactly what I need 5.1 surround on a camcorder for but its still nice to have. I will probably do something later with it.\n\n My final complaint is a lack of software to import AVCHD and so far I have found 3. Looking at reviews of the software the best I have found that is affordable is Sony Vegas 8 platinum. I would like to get Pro later but as of now the cheapest I have seen it is $350.\n\n Other than those complaints the camcorder takes amazing film and outdoor locations look phenomenal. I have daughters 1 year old and a three year old and its nice to have a camera that records colors so vividly b/c I want to see exactly what my kids look like since my DV camera footage always looked different than reality. I find my self looking for things to record outside. Since I own a Playstation 3 I just hook it straight to that to watch on my Sony 40 inch Bravia. Some odd reason I always stick with Sony since I have had pretty good luck with them. Anyways As we watched the video I recorded outside and the camera moved sideways and the shake of my hand almost makes it throw up inducing. I haven't tried importing on my computer yet and my understanding is it takes a long time depending on quality of what was taken. I like a challenge and my computers about a year old so hopefully it won't struggle to much we'll see. I may make another review based on that.\n\n Some people I read didn't like the weight or size of the camcorder but I prefer being able to feel the weight b/c to me it feels more comfortable. Its not like you start to burn arm and hand fat from holding it. Its probably personal preference.\n\n I guess my 5 star rating comes from the overall experience from recording my family and events in their lives to just zooming in on a bees nest or just normal everyday things ,that slow motion thing is does is kinda cool. I know this camcorder will bring us joy for years to come. I usually stick with Sony products so you may find a different brand better. If you can afford it I highly recommend this. Do the research and look at other camcorders and make sure this is the exact right camcorder for you b/c what I think is great may not be what you use it for.","Product: Squinting at your old monitor. Upgrade! Open and widen your window to applications, games, and the Internet. The Gateway HD2201 monitor features exceptional technology with widescreen viewing and advanced features to improve productivity and entertainment all in a thin, space-saving design. With a high-resolution 22\" display, the HD2201 includes three video inputs to display virtually any content from gaming systems and digital cable to DVD players and future technology. With both high-definition and analog inputs, it's simple to connect to all your digital media devices, and High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection (HDCP) allows for viewing of digital movies and copy-protected content. Upgrade to a complete audio-visual experience with an optional speaker bar for a clutter-free solution for incredible hi-fi sound. There is a sense of reason for upgrading your monitor and the HD2201 is your gateway to better times with your desktop computer. Contrast Ratio - 2000 - 1 Dynamic-contrast ratio Response Time - 4 ms (UltraResponse enabled); 5 ms (UltraResponse disabled) Colors - 16.7 million Viewing Angles - 160 left/right, 160 up/down degrees User Controls - Power on/off button, EzTouch on-screen display (OSD) menu, Touch-sensitive control Signal Inputs - (1) HDMI - (1) Analog (VGA), 15-pin mini d-sub VGA - (1) Digital (DVI-D), 24-pin DVI-D AC power input Kensington lock slot Electrical Requirements - 100-240 VAC, 50/60 Hz 720p HD through DVI-D connection with HDCP DCDi by Faroudja for enhanced video processing Dimensions (Display) - with Stand 20.24 (W) x 16.85 (H) x 7.20 (D)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Monitor for the Price\n\nReview: This is a great monitor if you can get it under two hundred dollars and odds are soon enough you can shop around and find it. Keep in mind in the under two hundred dollar lcd monitors quality isn't the same so much as a three or four hundred dollar monitor if you go with the right brand. Then again if you shop around and do some research you can find a good cheap monitor. I think that is the case for this one. If you are more apt to get expensive monitors than this one is probably not the right direction for you. If you have a budget then this is probably a good idea and a nice investment.\n\nI was upgrading from my current HP lcd monitor which was great but I needed a bigger one. I thought about going with a bigger HP but for some reason the price was not in my range and plus when I looked into them I could not find one with the setup I was looking for. I don't have the budget I use to but its a good thing monitors have come down in price in the last couple years.\n\nI found setup to be easy but the base is kind of cheap and the computer monitor shakes when I touch my computer desk to hard. It tends to shake around simply because its top heavy and the base is basically cheap plastic. I pushed it back one time and the rubber grips on the bottom started to come off. Instead of buttons that stick out on the the monitor it has touch sensitive buttons plush with the monitor on the bottom right side next to the screen. The on off switch is probably the most responsive out of the four or five buttons on the monitor. They work good but not great and sometimes aren't as responsive as you would like. Good thing is its not overly complicated and very simple to navigate but touching the frame around the screen leaves finger prints on the shiny surface.\n\nIt comes with one DVI, HDMI, and VGA hook ups which is very nice for most computer owners. Having all three considering that most monitors only have two and not the other isn't really a big deal since you can buy adapters for your video cables if you don't have the appropriate setup. Basically it has what you mostly need to hook your computer to.\n\nIt took me awhile to find a comfortable viewing brightness and contrast that isn't to bright and not too light. It comes with something called ultra contrast or something like that but its not really comfortable to look at for very long. It makes things a little too bright when its used so I found it was better not to use it. Bottom line is just look for the setting that suits you best and you'll be fine. Who knows you might actually like the ultra contrast setting. I play a lot of games and found a black level on my games that I really liked and contrast as well. Like I said you have to find your own setting you like. I didn't notice any problems with blurring or anything like in some older monitors and well I guess some current monitors. The resolution is good enough even though a higher one would be better considering it does have HDMI.\n\nThus far I am very happy with monitor since I didn't have to pay to awful much for it. Most average computer shoppers will not notice the nuances but if you know your monitors you might not be so satisfied. Reviews vary so much and mine is based on value for the price but even with that in mind its still a great monitor overall. Look into some professional reviews and others and see if you think its worth it. Personally for me after a little work getting the color and everything else where I want it I am glad with this investment.","Product: Samsung 820TSN-2 LCD monitor - s-pave - 82 inch - 1920 x 1080 - 600CD/M2 - 2000: 1 - 8 mms - 0.9405\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The First Real Review\n\nReview: Don't let the price tag shy you away from this set that I have wanted since I saw it on MTV cribs in Bill Gates bathroom. I have been paying out recently for medical expenses and school for my kids, well that is until I saw this set. I was aleady in the market for a good color ATSC conforming television. I had a twenty five dollar amazon certificate from Christmas so I got a good deal. Long story short best money I spent without a doubt simply because my kids are almost blind from its amazing brightness, my wife left me since she didn't like our foreclosure on our house (oh well), lastly my next house I am just gonna build around this baby. Too many pros to pick out and some are beyond words. Seriously stop reading and get this steal the only con along with a few others is the jealousy people will suffer from. Go now and pull out your 401k or whatever you have to while this thing is on sale.\n\nCouple of cons but nothing big which are the following:\n*it comes in two pieces and both require team lift (according to the box)\n*not Amazon prime eligible\n*directions and onscreen setup are in hieroglyphics\n*temporary blindness at initial start up\n*jealousy\n*attracts bears and bats","Product: Ex-rental tape and cover in good condition\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Fun Horror Flick\n\nReview: I read what this movie was about before I watched it and I figured what I might be in for. I thought this movie would not hold me over but to my surprise it did. I have recently started watching a lot of Vincent Price movies lately and find myself always entertained with his character. The Tingler was laughable at certain parts and I don't mean that in a bad way but merely in a fun way. I found myself wondering what it would of been like to see the movie back when it was made. I was really loving a part where people are in a movie theater and The Tingler is loose and the lights are off. Just listening to the peoples panics and Vincent Price yelling about the Tingler made me like the film even more. You can see the wires and the Tingler looks like some kind of a worm but it didn't matter to me since I found myself enjoying it especially considering the time it was made. There was another really great part where color was used and it fit perfect and I would say it is probably my favorite scenes from the movie next to the pitch black theater. If you are a fan of Vincent Price or fun old horror flicks I say watch it at least once and see what you think.\n\nThe special features though not many are nice to have and the sound and video of the movie is kind of what you expect nothing great but not bad or ugly.","Product: Fritz Lang's Expressionistic masterwork continues to exert its influence today, from Chaplin's Modern Times to Dr. Strangelove, and into the late 1990s with Dark City. In the stratified society of the future (Y2K no less), the son o\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 1st Time Seen and I Love It\n\nReview: I have never seen Metropolis before but this genre of old classic films really intrigue me especially the silent films. I saw all the reviews of Metropolis and figured it might be worth a see. This company Kino always deliveries quality in their movies and as I watched this one I was happy to see a nice picture without a bunch of distortion or fuzz. The audio is 5.1 surround sound and it sounds great. The music is very good and it really captures the mood of whats going on.\n\nI don't know what the original was like but I am very happy with what I saw and heard. Like I said this is my 1st time seeing this so I don't know whats missing or what versions are available or whatever. Most movies from the silent era never really grab me as much as this film did. What is going on onscreen really captivated me and I was amazed at the time it came out and what it had accomplished. For being such an old movie it was still enjoyable for me to watch today so I know it will be a classic favorite in my collection. The subtitles when active give a somewhat glimpse of whats trying to be conveyed and some stuff I would never of thought of like seeing doors shut behind people as a relevance to something. The subtitles are very helpful if you have no idea of what you are watching or even if you do the insights are still a very nice extra.\n\nThough the special features are a little light it does give a little insight into the restoring process. There is also a documentary that goes into the German film industry at that time and scenes that were left out. These extra features though kind of short but still were interesting to watch.\n\nOdds are if you don't like silent films or films that require a open mind to whats going on or even a respect for the time period you probably won't like it at all. There is a lot of weird imagery going on so you kind of have to think sometimes about what is happening and if it has some other meaning. I found the subtitles to help in this regard. Overall I know some people would not have patience for a silent movie nor care for them but I have a great respect for older films and when I find one that I enjoy I know its worth my five star rating. Everyone should see it at least once either for love or hate.","Product: This classic of British horror has been painstakingly restored by VCI (with the cooperation of the British Film Institute) and is now complete and uncut; including more than 2 minutes of additional footage, which had been cut from the U.S. version, titled HORROR HOTEL. This also marks the first time ever this uncut version has been seen on video with its original title. THE CITY OF THE DEAD is an extraordinarily good chiller scripted by George Baxt, which still has the power to frighten fans of the horror genre. A college student, Nan Barlow is researching the history of witchcraft. Taunted by her brother and fianc, who have voiced their concern over her silly notions, Nan arms herself with resolve and drives into the small New England village of Whitewood. She is glad that at least she was able to count on the support of her professor. A bit anxious but consumed with curiosity, she will soon embark herself on the journey of her life! Introducing: Venetia Stevenson.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Satanist and Witchcraft a Good Chistopher Lee Mix\n\nReview: I have never watched to many british horror flicks but I have heard good things of this Christopher Lee movie. The atmosphere is dark throughout the who movie which is nice for a black and white movie. I find black and white movies sometimes lack the ability to bring dread to the viewer but being this is the first black and white movie I have seen with satanist and witch craft I was surprised. Christopher Lee actually has less screen time then I expected but he pulls it off whenever he enters. Seeing satanist burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix is kind of a b movie moment but still good. The ending was kind of weak and b/c of the ending in my mind the whole movie left me thinking it would of ended on a darker note instead of the way it did. Christopher Lee is great and his voice always resonates in any movie he is in (I mean his actual voice by the way). Special features include a interview with Christopher Lee which is a nice plus. The one things this movie made me want was more darkness and more dread overall still a very good watch all the way through.","Product: A cornerstone of the horror film, F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu is triumphantly reborn in this breathtaking new restoration by the F.W. Murnau Foundation. Backed by an orchestral performance of Hans Erdmann's 1922 score (recorded in 5.1 stereo surround), this Kino International edition is derived from a new high-definition transfer of Murnau's masterpiece, with unprecedented visual clarity and historical faithfulness to the original release version. This double-disc collection presents the film with the original German intertitles as well as with newly-translated English intertitles. Accompanying the film is a 52-minute documentary by Luciano Beriatua which provides a detailed account of the production and explores the filmmakers' involvement in the occult.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the Greats\n\nReview: This was the 1st time I have ever seen this movie all the way through. I am more of a fan of current newer dracula than older but this movie really changed my mind and has my respect. I had seen clips as a child and remembered it being a favorite amongst many people. I have recently gotten back into old films and find myself enjoying them more now than when I was younger. Nosferatu and I mean the version from Kino has great film quality and I was amazed at how well it looked. I have seen some really bad transfers from companies I guess trying to make a dollar and have them look like a mess. Every movie so far I have seen from Kino has exceptional quality and so far I am happy with them. I know people are picky about their favorites and I don't know much about the films history but it looked great in this version. The sound was good as well with I think it was three separate audio tracks. I have heard people get mad when the movies they like are transferred and look like garbage. I enjoyed watching the camera tricks of the twenties and how the film was pieced together. This movie is not for everyone and I know I could not watch this with my younger neices and nephews and have them have an appreciation for it. The frights from this won't make you jump or anything but its great to see where movies come from and how far they have come. This movie is a classic horror and it will go in my collection as such and though some people would hate it I find myself impossible to do so. I see why now it was a favorite amongst my peers when I was a kid.","Product: A zombie attack brings chaos to Harvardville Airport. Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield who fought the sinister Umbrella Corporation during the Raccoon City tragedy 7 years ago, are back. In high-octane Resident Evil style, they're ready to battle a rogue warrior who is seeking revenge after his family was killed in Raccoon City. The deadly G-Virus is unleashed and a new mutated monster goes on the rampage. Will Claire and Leon be able to terminate the virus before history repeats itself?\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good Not Great and Kind of Letdown\n\nReview: I love Resident Evil and really enjoy the video games a lot even though I am not to much on the live action movies. With that said I was surprised that I liked this movie even though I didn't love it.\n\nThe video quality is pretty awesome in the blu ray version with pretty thing I noticed wasawesome sound. The one thing I noticed was the close up of faces are greatly detailed but from far away look like they have kind of a plastic coating or something that reminded me of Advent Children. I enjoyed certain scenes of the usually overdone slow motion, like when Leon throws Claire a handgun in the airport or Leon shooting a mutant in the face in the facility are really great. The animation is great but not really an as advanced as I hoped from when Advent Children. I did notice more vibrant colors and the flame effects are very good with fantastic lighting and rich blacks.\n\nI was hoping for more of an open movie instead of being in claustrophobic atmospheres and Leon has too much perfect hair. Even at the end of the movie no one seemed roughed up to bad and their hair and faces remained intact unless you suffer from a case of zombiefacationism of course. Like I said earlier this movie surprised me that I enjoyed it. I wish it felt bigger and on a larger scale but the whole thing just felt small be it the amount of the immediate cast or the location. The only open part being the airport at the beginning and thank goodness they didn't make the whole thing based in the airport. The whole movie could have been a bunch of cut scenes from a video game like a new Resident Evil game and why so serious all the time Leon. I think I enjoyed this better than the current Resident Evil trilogy and wonder why this isn't the route they took instead of live action. The story doesn't feel like a movie but more part of a mini series which is why I didn't enjoy it as much as I could have by the end.\n\nFans of Resident Evil should watch since it is a nice inclusion and it didn't hurt the series or make it look bad. The blu ray is fantastic to show off its capabilities since it just looks so pretty even if sometimes character movements aren't always fluid and an occasional plastic texture face. Special features aren't the greatest but still nice to have and I guess they will have a special edition later. Though it is three stars for me I still enjoyed it and its a 5 star just for its picture and audio quality but that's not enough to warrant a purchase. Rent it if you love than give it a buy.","Product: Rob Zombie has continuously challenged audiences as he stretches the boundaries of music, film, and publishing. Now, the seven-time Grammy-nominated recording artist releases his fifth solo album, Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor, which streets April 23, and includes the first single, 'Dead City Radio and the New Gods of Super Town,' along with such tracks as 'Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga,' 'Lucifer Rising,' 'Behold! The Pretty Filthy Creatures' and a heavy-duty cover of Grand Funk Railroad s 'We re an American Band.' It is the first release on his new label, Zodiac Swan, through T-Boy Records/UMe.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Zombie Good? Me think so.\n\nReview: I really don't like reviewing music much since everyone has different ears for what they like. I have not kept up with any music until a couple months ago I read Rob Zombie was releasing something new and I started looking forward to some new tunes. I have listened to a lot of Zombies music for around fourteen or so years now including White Zombie. Though I loved his White Zombie work the only album from Rob Zombie I can without a doubt say I love every song would be Hellbilly Deluxe. Every release after that I found I would like a couple tracks but it would eventually grow on me in about six months and I would end up liking a majority of it. I think all his later music is actually really good despite what a lot of people may think. I believe this album will be the same and I did listen to it a few times today since its a great way to pass car driving and have people look at you listening to your crappy music (at least that's what they think). Some songs sounded great and others not so good. The great ones I hear that get my foot tapping and or I listen to over and over such are Dead City, Ging Gang Gong, Revelation Revolution or The Girl Who Loved Monsters which are probably my favorites and then there are the other songs that I forget about quickly.\n\nI don't care when bands change their sounds or the way they progress for the most part. I am not some kid who finds Rob Zombie flawless in fact I will say I don't like his movies one bit and some tracks on his albums leave me scratching my head. I have always enjoyed the horror theme he has had in the past and I think he's a musical genius for what he does. When I come to Zombie I want to hear something not found anywhere else and this album does have that and you will no doubt think the same. It is unique and the whole album flows together well. It just seems to be lacking a dark aspect or a certain edge that I have come to expect from Zombie. I guess I want to hear songs when I am thinking about I get a devilish grin then my foot starts tapping and I wanna eat some face. Who knows maybe I am just getting older and my musical tastes are changing up.\n\nI will disagree that this is the best since Hellbilly or this is classic Zombie but it is a good listen nonetheless. I still recommend listening to this album since it is a good album and a lot of people will have it grow on them. John 5 on his screaming guitar and Zombie sounding like he's using a megaphone into a microphone yet it sounds good and you know its Zombie. So far I like about half the album and those songs are great but I am waiting to see if I can get into the other ones. I am sure it will grow on me and or at least I hope it will but if it does I will no doubt revise my review. Listen to it and you may love what Zombie has put out this time. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy your listening of the album.\n\nUpdate:\n\nAfter listening to the album pretty consistently over the past few days I went with four stars. It is actually a good album and so far I like all but I think two of the songs. Like with most Zombie albums when the chorus kicks in the song gets awesome and I found there to be a great dynamic what might sound like somewhat of a dull song. Kind of like Dragula or Superbeast when the chorus kicks in you're like \"oh hell yeah.\" The album is really short by the way but in hindsight all his albums usually are. The vocals are another high point and they sound pretty awesome when they kick in and of course Zombie will not be able to recreate that live. It is still a supercharged album anyway and I would love to hear a lot of it live. I won't say its the greatest of his albums but by no means is it terrible.","Product: The Final Fantasy Auron figure measures approximately 8 inches tall and comes with a sword and display base in a window box packaging.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of my favorite characters\n\nReview: This action figure is fantastic and I would have to say being a FFX makes it even better. The face of the character isn't so much how I remember him looking but close enough. I also liked it came with one arm not inside the of his robe but I prefer his arm inside anyways. It is stiff like the Cloud figure I have but I like this one better since I always thought of Auron as somewhat of a stiff looking character. I liked the way Auron was presented in the video game and now I am very happy to own this action figure. Fans will probably love it but as far as a kids toy it may get broken pretty easy.","Product: It's called the Ooze Tube because the colorful liquid inside flows from the top to the bottom in an oozy kind of way. The jumbo Ooze Tube has more oozing fun than the regular Ooze Tube and is a very cool desk toy. Who knew you could have so much fun watc\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect reward! Disaster to Clean! Hurray!\n\nReview: Kids of all ages gather around and witness the spectacle of the ages that will woo mankind till its demise in the year two thousand. Watch as the goo magically no no phenomenally against all odds makes it to the bottom as it struggles to get away its top captor to its bottom freedom. Flip it and the agony of the goo starts all over again. Is it magic or the laws of physics or maybe this is a case for Mulder and Scully. Its just impossible to explain and if you tried your head will explode. The universe can only wonder at it. Anyways my six year old daughter is Autistic and I was looking for something that would ease her off of playing video games as a reward but even when I first got this thing out of the box it was a big hit. It isn't anything at all fancy and it does exactly what I need it to. The goo simply goes through the hole in the middle from the top chamber to the bottom which takes about or around ten or so minutes. Sometimes I find it will be longer while other times faster but thats probably my error. It went from being a replacement to now being a reward since she loves it so much. She will watch the goo in its entirety go from the top to the bottom which is a perfect visual stimulation for her. She even chose it over video games which surprised me alot. I recommend it as something that will be good for any child or adult. The price is cheap so don't expect some extravagant product that will woo the masses and people from near and far will come to see. I'm happy and my daughter is happy with it.\n\nUpdate\n\nMy daughter was carrying it and dropped it which sever the tubes bottom from it spilling its stick innards all over the floor and herself. She sat in it and held it like a dying friend with its insides coming out. I have never found a substance so hard to clean in my life. I could not believe how hard it was to get it off of us and soap would not work nor would scrubbing. A neighbor offered us this stuff called Go Jo or something like that and after a couple of tries it got came off our skin. The goo still was sticky in the bath tub my daughter sat in a week later even after cleaning it. The clothes she was wearing had to be trashed even after a few washings it wouldn't come off. I have no clue how one would truly go about cleaning this off a floor or carpet. Lucky for us it was a hard floor so we used lots of paper towels and got it up. I think we will wait a while to buy another but it was fun while it lasted. My daughter still asks for red goo but then she remember and says \"oh red goo boo boo\".","Product: A cyborg composed of melded metal and flesh, Grievous is one of the most chillingly effective military leaders in the Separatists army. He is a powerful and frightening presence in battle, exhibiting strategic ingenuity and flawless cunning.\n\nTeam up with the universal warrior and head into a galactic battle right from the comfort of your living room! Use this detailed General Grievous figure to recreate some of your favorite Star Wars scenes. Collect other specially marked Legacy Collection figures (sold separately) for more Droid Factory parts! Then build your very own custom droid figure!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Good Enough for My Daughter\n\nReview: This item is not worth the Amazon price since I bought this for six dollars from Wal Mart. This line of action figures is probably the cheapest made and I don't mean dollar wise. I wasn't expecting much for six dollars but at least to hold his own lightsabers. For the price I paid I did not expect much so I would not pay the Amazon price and its a good thing I didn't or I might be a little more upset. He does stand on his own and looks o.k. but other than that lightsabers will get lost with play easily so it might be nicer as a display. My daughter loves it so I give it two stars from my point of view but from hers it a five I bet. Fun for your kids to play with if you don't mind its cheapness just don't expect greatness given the price."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Apply this gel/pomade on dry hair for erratic, \\\"roughed-up\\\" texture and definition with medium-firm hold. It is also great on curly hair to define curls.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not My Favorite But Works Good\\n\\nReview: This gel is decent and it holds good but I find it looks like I just sprayed a crap load of hair spray in my hair. It looks just as wet as the other kind in the blue container. The other gel they have works great but it is more of a hold and this says its not as shiny but its still close. Even though it says four and the other is nine this is still quite shiny even when I use a little. It still goes in easy and even though I can't do a faux hawk with it with my thick hair I use it for another style I try to pull off. It is expensive to use and I recommend it since I am very picky with texture and shine in my hair which sounds odd for me to say. Depending on what I am doing with it I like it to look a certain way and this works fine but not fantastic at it. Try it out and you might like it and maybe it will be perfect.\",\n \"Product: Scaled to fit 1/4 size violin with a playing length of 10 1/2 inches (265mm), these medium tension strings are optimized to the needs of a majority of players. Packaged in uniquely-designed sealed pouches providing unparalleled protection from the elements that cause corrosion.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Sounds Like Banjo Strings\\n\\nReview: These strings are cheap so thats a plus but thats about it with the sound more resembling banjo stings. I simply could not get a good sound out these even though I tried and tried. Everything just doesn't sound right and more metallic and too sharp for my ears. I played for my wife who said that they sounded really bad. They are really thin and feel cheap almost like the strings that came with my violin (a cheap violin). Do yourself a favor and pay extra for good strings but than again if these stings would of been five or ten bucks than I would be happy knowing what I would probably be getting. These strings would be a good starting point though so don't get me wrong. I just have learned to like better and little more expensive strings.\",\n \"Product: Super Sensitive Red Label 2127 Violin A String, 4/4 Medium\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Too Good but O.K. for Beginners\\n\\nReview: These strings would be o.k. for a beginner to the violin since you don't want to invest too much in something that may be a passing hobby. I found I did not like these strings even on my cheap violin and I could not get a good sound out of them. They are thin and sound cheap even though they cost quite a bit which like most cheaply made strings for the violin they always sound like banjo strings to me. For beginners these strings would be good especially for people with children who play. I am still a beginner and I can't bring myself to play with these strings anymore now that I have found better sounding ones. Though it comes with all four just get ready for the sound they make when played. Some people like them I guess but me I can't bring myself to recommend them unless you don't mind sound for someone starting out. If you like them then have at and buy more but for me its merely two stars and not worth it for me.\",\n \"Product: Dominant series violin strings are one of the most widely-used synthetic strings. A highly flexible, multi-strand nylon core makes these comparable in sound and feel to natural gut. The E string is aluminum/steel or plain steel, ball or loop end.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, Just Not Price Wise\\n\\nReview: These strings are kind of the strings I go with for my violin and they sound pretty good. I am a beginner so the sound really doesn't matter as much when I am playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star but they are better than what I usually use which are cheap and almost sound like banjo strings. I did notice out of the package they sound almost metallic and the E string always sounds to sharp when compared to the other. These will probably be the strings I go with since I have been through quite a few trying to find a good brand. So far price wise these are still the best and they have lasted me a good while. On the subject of price breaking one brand new is a moment of dread and tears (not really) but also relief when I do it right since I am not loaded with cash and I have to do all my violin stuff mostly myself so I am extra cautious. Not having much money to work with has actually made me better at restringing and any violin work even though there are some things I can't do. These strings may be costly but not as bad as they could be even though when I get better I will probably upgrade to better strings. Overall I think I will stick with the Dominant brand for a while in my beginner days since they do a good job.\",\n \"Product: Teacher approved CVN-500 orchestra violin is perfect for the intermediate violinist. It features hand-carved solid spruce top, hand-carved flamed maple back and sides finished with beautiful satin antique varnish and inlaid purfling. This violin is fitted with ebony fingerboard, pegs, chin rest, and tailpiece with 4 detachable nickel plated fine tuners. Violin accessories include 2 (two) Brazilwood bow with ebony frog and unbleached genuine Mongolian horsehair, a lightweight form fitting hard shell case with pockets and strap (making it convenient to carry to school or orchestra), quality rosin cake, violin bridge and an extra set of violin strings. Buy with confidence as it comes with a 1- year warranty against any manufacturer's defects.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Takes a Little Work, Good for Beginners\\n\\nReview: I have had this violin for about 7 or 8 months and I have had to put new pegs, strings, bridge, fine tuners, shoulder rest, chin rest, and bow just to get a somewhat desirable sound, comfort out of it. My fine tuners stopped working and the strings, bow, bridge that come with it are kinda cheap. I guess you kinda get what you pay for but this is a good violin for a beginner which I am. Anyone who is a beginner should not get a expensive violin considering since I got it my time playing has declined due to children and other life situations so it was probably better not too spend too much money on it. I still practice but not as much as I like.\",\n \"Product: The set includes a kick pedal bass drum, snare drum, two cymbals and three tom drums. Also included with this drum set is a drum throne and two drumsticks.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Drum Set For the Price\\n\\nReview: My seven year old daughter is Autistic and lately she has been banging on stuff in the living room and everywhere with our old Guitar Hero drum sticks. I decided to buy her a set so she can resonate some sound in our amazingly small house. Since this is our first set I wasn't wanting to spend very much and I am glad I found this nice five piece set. Now I have never played drums myself nor have I put any together before so I was surprised with how well I did. The big problem I had was simply the instructions were words and no real pictures of whats going on. I was able to put it together in about an hour or so which wasn't bad considering I only read the directions for a couple sentences. Seriously if you take a look at the set and what pieces it has you can figure it out. It might be harder for some but I think it will be relatively easy for anyone. The snare drum is the only thing I had a problem with and everything else was rather easy for my first time.\\n\\nMy next issue is the color of the drums. If you look at this picture of wine red it shows a light red color that really shines. I got mine out of the box it was just that normal looking red you see on drums. Just a warning the color does not look like this picture in anyway. The box even had every thing correct as far as model and type but the actual color is just way off from whats pictured. The branding is completely different than whats on the drums themselves. Like the bass drum instead of having a symbol that's pictured it has it but there's words all around it. Something along the lines as from musicians by musicians and then it says made in China. Its just weird how big it is where it says made in China with the name logo. Just saying it doesn't have that nice look as what is on this picture.\\n\\nThe drums themselves sound great and better than I imagined they would. Instead of sounding like some kids set it actually sounds pretty good. If you buy it for a young kid they are not gonna care anyways but its nice it has a quality sound for the cheaper price.\\n\\nThe seat is o.k. but its kind of wobbly but it will be suffice. I sat on the seat and it held me so its pretty decent quality but kind of shaky. The bass pedal has a cheap feeling to it which does feel like it will need to replaced but for now it will do. The bass drum is kind of weak but it has a decent boom to it. The snare is adjustable so you can get the rattle to sound how you like. The high hat is the only thing I had to put any real effort to use just to get the sound I wanted. As far as how everything sounds it really does do good for this price. Keep in mind I am no expert with drums but they sound good to me.\\n\\nMy seven year old almost eight year old daughter fits good with this set even though she will grow out pretty soon. Her sister will no doubt take over when she grows out of it. If it is something they enjoy no doubt we will be upgrading to full set. If you are looking for a decent set for a good price I don't think you'll regret it.\",\n \"Product: Deluxe Jazz Bass IV Active 3-Color Sunburst\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Tone but Needs Some Work\\n\\nReview: Let me start by saying I am by no means a guitar expert but I was in the market for a new guitar to practice with. I am more of a casual guitarist and not so much the type to see others and laugh at their doo doo playing or someones attempt at it. I don't really claim to be great nor do I play in a band. I usually just play songs with my kids and throw a good metal sound in the middle of it. Being thirty years old is kind of late to start learning guitar but you can really learn to play anytime. Its just if I were younger there would be so much free time to get good. So don't take this review as definitive or critical but merely my experience as a somewhat newer player (little less than a year or so). I know judging from what some people might think since I'm new I should have it setup by one of those musician magician stores. I really am not that serious to that point to take it somewhere and have to pay for fixing it. I enjoy playing by myself and thats really all I can see myself doing. But enough about me and my awesomeness and onto my experience. But first I must say this is all my personal experience and I really went by other reviews to decide. At the time I bought this one it had just come out and there were no professional reviews. Take this review as coming from a commoner slack jawed yokel perspective and you'll appreciate my whatever I guess. But its like my dad told me \\\"if someone doesn't like your guitar playing take them outside and stone em.\\\"\\n\\nI am very reluctant about ordering a guitar and having it shipped but I got this one through the Musicians Friend website and not from Amazon. I didn't know much about John5 at the time when I bought it but now I really appreciate his work when I hear it. A lot of the reviews I have read on this guitar have been generally good out of the box. Not so much for me. First off we will go with whats so toilet about it. I have fret buzz on a lot of the frets and at first not so much at first but after a day or so it came. I don't know if its my climate maybe my neck bent around or what but now no matter how I move the truss rod it always has the same results. The truss rod does its intended job though so let me make that point. Something else I noticed was I was getting a lot of feedback in my amp from the guitar until I rested my hand on the chrome parts of it be it the the frame or the amp connection point. The buzz would stop whenever I touched the metal parts. The next issue would be the amp plug in spot (can't recall what its called) constantly has to be tightened or it will come loose. The next problem I found was the nut got kind of loose or something since it almost seemed like it wasn't cut the right depth for the strings which may of caused the fret buzzing. I am not qualified to diagnose the condition so I won't even try. The last thing is this thing loves your finger prints. It shined like a diamond out of the box but really collected finger prints fast.\\n\\nNow I know I have read around about the hatred of the Squier brand but some were still good. When I first took the guitar out my wife told me it looked like a country music guitar just from the looks. The width is what really gets to me since it is a little heavier but nothing major I found my self always hitting one string off at first when not looking and just picking it up. My other guitar is really thin and feels like I am holding air sometimes I would look down only not to be playing anything merely air since it was so light. Anyways the good things are that it stays in tune very well and the strings that came with it are kind of nice but I would recommend switching them out but the factory ones are still good. Steel I think and have kind of a cold sound\\nto them but still offer what I want it to sound like. I also thought two volume knobs was weird but now after messing around with them I had a great sound but there is always a twang to anything I play and I have no clue if that's normal but it still sounds good so I guess its a good thing. Flicking the switch to get a different sound is another unique feature I really like on this guitar. I still find myself messing around with the switch to see what sounds I can pull off. From country to metal to air guitar I think most people will find something to enjoy about this guitar.\\n\\nNow this is not a heavy sounding guitar with these pickups but it does offer plenty of tone. Of course to get a devilishly fiendish devil sound out of it you will need extra devil equipment. I knew this guy who claimed he conjured the devil with his guitar playing greatness. He said he couldn't show me or it would compromise his deal and code of silence with the devil. I took him at his word though it didn't make since because he played bluegrass. Don't get me wrong it sounds great its just to get that sound I was looking for I had to take extra effort. Oh yeah he also said he grated cheese over his strings.\\n\\nMy final thoughts are for the price you may be able to find yourself a better guitar or maybe you will love this one but its up to your ears and maybe even your patience or expectations. I have seen around other Squier reviews for cheaper models than this one and there are some that are really good. Its really tough to give a solid recommendation for something costing around four hundred dollars but who knows it may be worth it to you. In my mind its a sharp looking guitar with a sharp sound. Four out of five stars or devil horns or whatever you are into.\",\n \"Product: Yonanas turns frozen fruit and other flavorings into a delicious, healthy soft-serve treat. The unit combines frozen bananas and any additional fruit or chocolate and instantly churns the ingredients to produce a treat with the texture of frozen yogurt or soft-serve ice cream, but without the additional fat, sugar, or preservatives. The chute easily accepts berries, sliced mango, or cantaloupe along with frozen banana, and the integrated spinning blade mashes and incorporates the fruit into a silky-smooth confection with the texture of soft-serve ice cream or yogurt. The chute, plunger, and blade are dishwasher safe.This is only designed for US market. Yonanas model 902 includes instructions and a list of recipes. Plugs into AC. 14\\\"H x 7.5\\\"W x 6\\\"D. Designed for use in United States and Canada only. Warranty does not apply elsewhere.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Just Could Not Bear the Noise\\n\\nReview: It did its job of making a good smooth texture but oh my jones the sound was absolutely horrible. I used it twice and we had to send it back. I thought it would be great for the kids to use but no such thing happened since they both had their ears covered. If you make sure everything is frozen correctly before it starts to work it will turn out pretty good. The taste was good but I just couldn't get past the noise. Couple of things I noticed was issues it would have with frozen fruit with skins. It would not completely blend and you would have chunks of skin. It wasn't till I used it did I decide I didn't like frozen bananas and would have to stick to non frozen like Zeus designed.\\n\\nWe live in an apartment and I know they could hear it on the other end of the city. Its no louder than a blender but its just the pitch of the sound that's so killer. I know it has to be powerful to grind up frozen bananas but I will look elsewhere or nowhere, not sure yet. Overall I would say if not for the noise and my newly found hate of frozen bananas I would like to go over to someones house as a guest to eat.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Modern Warfare\\\" is back. On November 8th, the best-selling first person action series of all-time returns with the epic sequel to the multiple Game of the Year award winner \\\"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Call of Doodie Good but Not That Terrible?\\n\\nReview: Let me first say I don't like reviewing games since most people have their own taste in what they like. Some people forget that a review is someones personal experience with a product. I know some people do create crap reviews for no reason except maybe they are lonely or they like to see the rise out of people but I can usually get into any game type. I really enjoyed Gears 3 along with the Modern Warfare series but now am currently in Battlefield 3 and anxiously awaiting Skyrim and Asassins Creed. I have been playing games since I was four starting with the Atari and now am about to turn thirty. Though games have taken a back seat in my life now that I have a family but games are still apart of it. It is amazing to see the change in games and the change in people that go along with it(especially multiplayer). I rented this from Gamefly and am not sure if I am gonna buy it as of yet and thankfully I didn't have to purchase a game pass to try out multiplayer.\\n\\nGeez I have read some pretty terrible reviews about this game. Some I see valid and others are by people who clearly hate the Call of Doodie (no offense meant) series. Me personally I don't care since I have followed all the games dating back to the first ones on the PC. I know a lot of reviews speak of rehash of really every game. In the single player I finished last night which took around four or five hours I noticed none of what was going on would live up to the effects of Modern Warfare 1. The airplane level was probably the best with being bounced up and down as its crashing and the such. Nothing could live up to the first such as running through ruins of a ghost city as a sniper or crawling through the field as tanks roll by. The story is weak and the AI could be taken down no problem and your team is good but sometimes stink. I played the series so I wanted to see it through to the end but in my mind the ending was still weak and as usual everything in the game was over the top. Outrunning bullets and being chased I don't know how Price deals with it. He must be a broken man at the end of the day. Personally my heart would explode doing all that. Three was fun but I ran through it no problem except the one issue I always have with the single player Modern Warfare and that is the stinking deaths from grenades. I rolled my eyes a few times like a teenage girl or something but I still enjoyed the game nonetheless. I didn't hate the single player but it really did feel extremely familiar. If you have followed the games I think most will feel the same way. If you just want to see the series to the end you will be happy since it does close out but I didn't walk away with any certain memories from the campaign that would stick with me.\\n\\nAfter about twenty minutes online with multiplayer I remembered why I have to mute so much in Modern Warfare. I had just started and of course coming in last because I have no clue of the maps or anything and being put in a game with level thirty to fifty people so I was pretty pathetic. I can't say the words on here so I will substitute the persons f words with the word love. This team sucks love you Rageaholicdad13(my gamertag), how the love, last place love you, love, five hundred points love you, LOVE YOU RAGEAHOLICDAD13! Then I was saddened he left. I hope it wasn't me but I think he missed his morning feeding or maybe his parents walked in or something along that line. I don't really talk much on my mic but I did want to antagonize the person but I chose not to. Seriously Modern Warfare has its share of insanity but not all are like that since I have met plenty of fantastic people in my course of gaming on Live. Who knows the raging character may be a great guy outside of Call of Duty but jeez calm down a little bit. Unfortunately someone always has to come in last.\\n\\nNow the actual multiplayer is somewhat disappointing since it like I said all feels very familiar but its still lots of fun and pulse pounding and don't get me wrong I have wanted to smash my controller in my bare hands in frustration at people. You know when you shoot someone twenty to a hundred or so times and they kill you with three or less shots. Very frustrating but very fun to do. I do feel like the multiplayer feels more like dlc than an actual new game. Almost like Modern Warfare 2 with updates. I don't know how exactly they could of improved on their formula much more without taking some of what people like away. If you enjoyed the multiplayer in the Modern Warfare games you will still enjoy this even though its really nothing that new.\\n\\nAs far as graphics I think the game could use a new coat of paint but I never had any slow down or anything but if graphics are a big thing for you than you may be disappointed. The sound is fantastic even though I like Battlefield 3's echos and bullet pings better. Everything thing in Battlefield has a deep sound to it and though this game sounds great I have always enjoyed the booms and pings and thuds in the Battlefield series be it Bad Company or Battlefield. This game still doesn't disappoint in the sound department so crank up the surround even though I have my own preferences as far as sound it is pleasing. A.I. can be stupid sometimes and I think twice I had my teammate get stuck while running and it wouldn't get to the next checkpoint so I shot and knifed him to get him going. Its not that big of a deal since I think most people play for the multiplayer anyways.\\n\\nAll I can say really is to try it like than buy it and you might hate or love it. I am still gonna play another good amount of time before I decide whether or not to buy it. If you have access to gamefly I say try it that way since you don't have to buy the game pass for this.\\n\\nThis was a long winded review and I don't know what I would say that could add anymore to what people have said already. I don't know if anyone will even read this since it will be in the middle of the expansive reviews on Amazon. The recent war games have taught me one thing and that's those silly Russians when are they gonna learn to stop being bad.\",\n \"Product: Indulge creating your specialty coffee drinks at home. You can have fun serving Espresso, Cappuccinos and Lattes to your guest while conveniently being able to also make regular black coffee. Show off with your Combination Coffeemaker and Espresso/ Cappuccino Maker machine. Coffeemaker has a removable cone filter basket, removable water reservoir and 8 cup capacity. Espresso/ Cappuccino Maker is a steam-driven unit with a variable steam control, powerful frothing aid and 4 cup capacity.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheaply Made but Good Coffee\\n\\nReview: I have had this coffee pot for about nine or ten months and the 1st thing I noticed was when I took it out of the box it was made of kind of flimsy black plastic. I found this coffee pot makes a pretty good cup of coffee but the espresso is kind of the problem I had. Let me say 1st off after I poured the water in the espresso resevoir I put the lid on and steam always escapes around the lid and it makes a louder than usually hissing sound around it. It didn't do this at 1st b/c it just had the normal espresso sounds but in time it became a problem. The only thing I could figure is that the screw on lid is made of plastic as well and it became warped. I have had this pot awhile and it surprises me that it still costs about the same but I guess for the price it kind of shows in the quality. I didn't really expect coffee house espresso or anything but it does o.k. for the price point. I just found the overall quality of how its made to be the downer and why don't they put clocks on coffee pots. I usually never grind coffee ahead of time but my wife wakes up early and it would be nice to have a pot waiting on her. I would say for the price it somewhat does a pretty good job as long as you don't think its going to work like a two hundred dollar machine. If I could go back I would probably go with a different brand this one just doesn't seem like its made right.\",\n \"Product: With BUNN Speed Brew Technology, making great tasting coffee is not only fast, but simple. After the one time initial set-up process, simply add your favorite coffee to the filter basket, pour in fresh water, close the lid and the coffeemaker begins to brew immediately. The secret is that BUNN Speed/Velocity Brew home coffeemakers feature a stainless steel water tank that is always on and ready to brew hot coffee on demand. In fact, they brew a 10-cup pot of coffee in about three minutes. Thats fast!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Cup of Coffee\\n\\nReview: First thing I noticed was for ninety bucks this thing feels kind of cheaply made. The plastic setup just doesn't feel like ninety dollars and I debated on the quality making it a four star purchase. This pot does feel like with care its built to last just kind of cheap so be careful with it. That is my one big issue with this coffee maker. This is far by the best coffee pot I have owned. Most coffee pots do not put out the temperature of coffee this one does. Its close to two hundred degrees and is far by the best I have had at getting it to that temperature. Of course the temp comes at a price with having to leave it on all the time and always leaving water inside of it. Its not exactly made for the energy saving person in mind. Though I don't think it really uses that much its just like leaving something plugged in all the time you never use. Except in this case you use it about everyday if you're like me. One problem I had was the initial setup since I have never owned a coffee pot like this I didn't know you have to put one whole pot in at first then what you want to drink you add on top of that. The water will always be inside ready to make that o so fast cup of coffee when you want it and it is quicker than I thought it would be. I also like the fact that when you are pouring coffee it doesn't leak off the side of the pot. All I can say is all and all this thing makes one great cup of coffee.\",\n \"Product: The Kalorik Cordless Electric Kettle Boil water twice as fast as microwave oven, perfect for tea, coffee, hot chocolate or instant soup. Generous 1-3/4-quart capacity with an exterior water gauge for easy measuring. A powerful 1500 watt heating element for quick boiling. The revolutionary cordless design allows the kettle to be lifted from its base and a locking lead with a unique trigger button on the rubberized handle to ensure safety and easy fill. This Kalorik kettle is a true necessity for today’s kitchen. Features: 0-1/2 gallon capacity / rubberized handle pad / strix controller / locking lid with opening trigger button.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Does What I Need It To\\n\\nReview: The kettle is kind of cheap feeling and I have popped the lid off of its grooves a couple of times and it gets annoying. I just leave the lid down when I add water to it. This kettle heats up pretty quick and so far it is about four or five minutes I would say to boil also the cordless is very nice and setting it in its base with a good fit. Other than that not much can be said about a kettle I guess except on whether it heats well or not. I like this kettle since it only cost me about fourteen dollars so it was kind of cheap and does what I need it to. It is a good way not to waste water by running it in your sink to get it hot so that's a plus. Overall if you need just a simple kettle than this one would probably do you good.\",\n \"Product: Have a drink with your favorite superhero! The Silver Buffalo Marvel Comics Giant Size X-Men 14 Ounce Ceramic Mug is perfect for any comics fan. Here come the X-Men! Based on the classic cover of Marvel Comics Group's Giant-Size X-Men #1, this incredible mug features heroes like Storm, Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Cyclops and more! This colorful mug features a cool graphic design with these heroes in action and wraps around the width of the cup. It is microwave safe and can hold up to 14 ounces of your favorite beverage. This mug offers a fun way to express yourself at home or in the office.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My New Favorite Mug\\n\\nReview: This is the gang I use to hang out with as a kid and how I remember them looking. This is really just a coffee mug so don't expect any super powers or anything from it but it is dishwasher safe and microwave safe just like the classic X-Men. This cup will solve a lot of your problems when it comes to hot or cold beverages or whatever you decide to drink. Its really the answer you have been looking for to the problem of drinking coffee out of your hand which burns and looks very strange. It is best when used with liquid and will always serve as a reminder that no matter how hard life is the X-Men have it worse, God bless them. I highly recommend this sweet looking mug for anyone who's a fan of X-Men or a fan of drinking liquid beverages.\",\n \"Product: A classic design in Black metal finish, this coat rack is sure to dress up any home. It is perfect to add a touch of style to your entranceway, or even if you're simply looking for a functional item that will hold your coats.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: O.K. Quality Excellent Price\\n\\nReview: For the price you can't go wrong with this new creative way to hang up coats. No longer do you need to put your stuff on exercise equipment or the floor. It has four big hooks up top and four little ones that my kids use. My four year old cant reach it but my six year old can. The big issue is balance and if she were to pull hard enough trying to get her coat off it would probably topple. I take care of getting the coats till cheap coat rack safety is well learned. The way it hooks together at assembly is the problem mostly and not really being the legs. Assembly was very easy for me taking around twenty or so minutes. Your time will probably vary but its very simple. You will feel it being somewhat loose in its sections all the way up but really for the price you will be satisfied.\\n\\nThough I'm not sure if most people expect it to be wonderful or not but as long as it holds my coats safely and no coat related injuries I am satisfied. The shipping is pretty costly and as far as I remember its was around the price of the rack somewhat. Just keep in mind the price when it comes to the quality of how its built and I think you'll like it. Just practice coat safety and keep your family in the know and everything will be alright. Happy coating or coat racking I guess.\",\n \"Product: The Sand Timer - 3 Minute, Pink is great for timing eggs, but who's boiling eggs at work? When you're in the office, this fun-sized sand timer is perfect for timing co-workers who talk on and on while you're trying to work. Just flip over the Sand Timer t\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Small But Pretty Accurate\\n\\nReview: I just needed a good timer for my daughter to watch since she just likes to see the sand go down or if she needs some visual reinforcement. Its relatively accurate give or take a few seconds but really close to three minutes. The thing about it is the size is around two inches and maybe less than an inch wide. The price and shipping really is kind of costly given what you get. Even though is cost three bucks that's fine but the seven or whatever dollars for shipping is not good. If you can find this to cost around five or less with shipping I would go for it unless you without a doubt have to have it. Its nothing special I wish it was long and thin instead of short and wide but its not terrible how it is. Its really up to the individual to decide but don't expect the grand master of sand timers for three dollars. As long as the timer you're looking for isn't what you think Nostradamus, Plato or Benny Franklin used than you'll be fine. Other than the size it does what it says.\",\n \"Product: Connect to your wireless network from your desktop or notebook PC using the D-Link Wireless G USB Adapter (WUA-1340) and browse the web, check e-mail, and chat with friends and family online. The Wireless G USB Adapter offers simple network connectivity without the hassle of running a network cable.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Great Even With 64 Bit Vista\\n\\nReview: The best part was this thing was recognized immediately running 64 bit Vista which is a relief. It is a cinch to understand and so far no problems except one. The signal is just not to good even if the router is ten to fifteen feet away and not even through walls but I have never had it lose its signal. I didn't know it had to set on a base when I got it but I actually prefer it over having it sticking out of my computer which would probably make the signal worst with where my computer is. The base is heavy and it sets up really nice inside of it. Other than a weak signal at times this thing works great and its 64 bit compatible which is fantastic.\",\n \"Product: Bring digital HDTV with full DVR functionality to your laptop with Pinnacle PCTV HD Pro Stick. Enjoy all of your favorite shows in high quality HD anytime! PCTV HD Pro Stick is the first ultra-compact USB 2.0 powered TV tuner in an attractive stick form factor that brings the brilliant sharpness of HDTV via ATSC to your PC. The new digital TV standard ATSC comes over the air and for free in high or standard definition. In addition to ATSC, also standard analog TV (NTSC) can be received, via cable, satellite or antenna. The included Pinnacle MediaCenter software lets you not only watch TV but also record it. You can even pause live TV and resume exactly where you left off and you can rewind or fast forward. Good looks, great features and minimum size, will make the PCTV HD Pro Stick a must have wherever you are. Transform your PC into a DVR Take complete control of when you watch your favorite shows with TimeShifting Never miss a critical part of your favorite show again with pause, rewind and replay Schedule recordings with the integrated Electronic Program Guide and never worry about missing your favorite show (Web connection required) Eliminate the guess work by automatically recording shows in the destination file format of choice (i.e. Apple iPod - Sony PSP - DivX - more) Create your own DVD collection with direct-to-DVD recording to computer's DVD writer Capture audio and video from most consumer devices with analog composite outputs (e.g. VCRs, camcorders, DVD players, etc.) Create your own masterpiece by adding effects, titles, music and more with Pinnacle Studio QuickStart / Edit out your uninteresting moments using Pinnacle Studio QuickStart Composite A/V ports, S-Video port, F-Connector for optional external antenna For Windows XP and Vista PC\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Sweeeet at First than Disappointment\\n\\nReview: When I first got this tuner it was easy to connect and search for channels and everything was simple. It was so sweet at first watching tv and recording whatever I wanted to with local digital stations. It happened rather quickly though it would stop working and sometimes never start all together. I have even had it in the middle of recording something and shut down and sometimes my whole computer goes off. This thing pushed my buttons a few times like setting the record timer just to have the program close down because of an error. I think it was the updates for it since it seemed problems got worse after one came. If not for the cheap price I would be more angry but this is my easiest way to record shows on digital channels. If I had a time machine I would probably go back and stop me in the past from buying it but we all know that's silly since it could break apart the space time continuem with terrible future consequences. I would say overall avoid yourself the trouble unless you have a time machine of course and venture the risk.\",\n \"Product: SONY ACCFH70 SONY(R) CAMCORDER ACCESSORY KIT\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Bag, and Extra Battery and O.K. Price\\n\\nReview: The battery pretty much lasts the same for me as the battery that came with my Sony Sr 12 which is about a hour in a half of record time and about two hours for playback fully charged. The bag fits it perfectly and snugly inside which is good for a expensive camera. I even have room to store my normal camera on the other side. I store all my batteries and cards in the side pockets which is very nice. The bag has plenty of space for your camera, camcorder and accessories but the price on Amazon is steep considering I payed about sixty for mine. Great if you need a carrier for your camcorder since it has two pockets on the side, a long one on the front, has a zip thing under the top where it opens and the room inside for your camcorder. Overall very good quality and four stars simply because the price.\",\n \"Product: Stylish and interior conscious - distinguishes this versatile system from ordinary looking clock radios while compact styling also saves space on your nightstand\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kind of Expensive but Nice\\n\\nReview: This pretty much had everything I need for my bedroom in terms of a radio and alarm clock. The biggest reasons I wanted it b/c it had a cd player and a nice radio with stations that come in pretty good. The alarm clock works really good and has a setting to set a couple different ones. Its pretty nicely put together with your most useful buttons on the top and everything works fairly simple. The volume is pretty nice for a radio of this size and the cd player is nicely put on the front. It also has a nice night light feature with about 3 settings I think with a nice blue soft blue color to it. All these features come at a price though and the only reason I went with it was it had pretty much everything I needed. When it comes to Sony I always usually feel like I am paying for the name more than anything but all that comes with this clock is nice. If you have the money I would go with it.\",\n \"Product: The HDR-SR12 delivers everything you need to shoot stunning Full HD 1920 x 1080 resolution video and 10.2 megapixel still images. With Hybrid recording technology, you can record to either an internal 120GB hard disk drive or removable Memory Stick Duo or Memory Stick PRO Duo media. A professional-quality Carl Zeiss Vario-Sonnar T* lens and ClearVid CMOS sensor (with Exmor technology) and BIONZ image processor let you capture every detail in video and still images. Additionally, Face Detection technology helps everyone put their best face forward, while the Super SteadyShot optical image stabilization system helps ensure images remain sharp and true.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Camcorder With A Few Flaws\\n\\nReview: I am new to high definition camcorders and I really looked forward to getting this one since I have been using a Sony DV camera for about 4 years now. First the bad, when I received it the first thing I noticed was how Sony was stingy on accessories like no remote, no good software, no firewire support(oh come on Sony),no good instructions, no mini hdmi, no memory stick, no bigger better life battery. You would think for a $1400 camera they would of thrown something in. Since I had already had a Sony camcorder I was already used to the interface and how to get to certain aspects of the camera so I never really read the instructions but a first timer may have problems with it.\\n\\n In low light conditions this camcorder chokes and quality gets bad so you have to do some adjusting. Focusing for it also became a problem in low light. I noticed if I changed exposure or brightness to much the shot would get jerky. I am still looking for a way to fix this.\\n\\n I wish the lens was a little wider and the optical zoom a little more. Digital zoom in my mind is worthless unless you have it set up on a tripod b/c you gotta have a robotic steady arm to keep it still. I usually only use optical zoom but noticed even when I zoomed all the way with it the picture would start to shutter and degrade.\\n\\nThe camera part is good if you currently don't have a camera but my Sony Cybershot is more simple to use and has better quality and easier to use than getting the camcorder out to take pictures. You can tell from the quality it is not a 10.2 mega pixel but merely face value on the camcorder to help sell. Its pretty nice to have it on the camcorder in case you want to take quick pictures. With my DV camera I could take digital stills from the video and quality wasn't that good of course so I was expecting this $1400 camcorder to really shine but so far digital stills are sub par. Hopefully as I get more experience with it I will learn tricks to fix this. The menus were easier to navigate in my DV camera as well. I am not sure exactly what I need 5.1 surround on a camcorder for but its still nice to have. I will probably do something later with it.\\n\\n My final complaint is a lack of software to import AVCHD and so far I have found 3. Looking at reviews of the software the best I have found that is affordable is Sony Vegas 8 platinum. I would like to get Pro later but as of now the cheapest I have seen it is $350.\\n\\n Other than those complaints the camcorder takes amazing film and outdoor locations look phenomenal. I have daughters 1 year old and a three year old and its nice to have a camera that records colors so vividly b/c I want to see exactly what my kids look like since my DV camera footage always looked different than reality. I find my self looking for things to record outside. Since I own a Playstation 3 I just hook it straight to that to watch on my Sony 40 inch Bravia. Some odd reason I always stick with Sony since I have had pretty good luck with them. Anyways As we watched the video I recorded outside and the camera moved sideways and the shake of my hand almost makes it throw up inducing. I haven't tried importing on my computer yet and my understanding is it takes a long time depending on quality of what was taken. I like a challenge and my computers about a year old so hopefully it won't struggle to much we'll see. I may make another review based on that.\\n\\n Some people I read didn't like the weight or size of the camcorder but I prefer being able to feel the weight b/c to me it feels more comfortable. Its not like you start to burn arm and hand fat from holding it. Its probably personal preference.\\n\\n I guess my 5 star rating comes from the overall experience from recording my family and events in their lives to just zooming in on a bees nest or just normal everyday things ,that slow motion thing is does is kinda cool. I know this camcorder will bring us joy for years to come. I usually stick with Sony products so you may find a different brand better. If you can afford it I highly recommend this. Do the research and look at other camcorders and make sure this is the exact right camcorder for you b/c what I think is great may not be what you use it for.\",\n \"Product: The HDR-SR12 delivers everything you need to shoot stunning Full HD 1920 x 1080 resolution video and 10.2 megapixel still images. With Hybrid recording technology, you can record to either an internal 120GB hard disk drive or removable Memory Stick Duo or Memory Stick PRO Duo media. A professional-quality Carl Zeiss Vario-Sonnar T* lens and ClearVid CMOS sensor (with Exmor technology) and BIONZ image processor let you capture every detail in video and still images. Additionally, Face Detection technology helps everyone put their best face forward, while the Super SteadyShot optical image stabilization system helps ensure images remain sharp and true.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Camcorder With A Few Flaws\\n\\nReview: I am new to high definition camcorders and I really looked forward to getting this one since I have been using a Sony DV camera for about 4 years now. First the bad, when I received it the first thing I noticed was how Sony was stingy on accessories like no remote, no good software, no firewire support(oh come on Sony),no good instructions, no mini hdmi, no memory stick, no bigger better life battery. You would think for a $1400 camera they would of thrown something in. Since I had already had a Sony camcorder I was already used to the interface and how to get to certain aspects of the camera so I never really read the instructions but a first timer may have problems with it.\\n\\n In low light conditions this camcorder chokes and quality gets bad so you have to do some adjusting. Focusing for it also became a problem in low light. I noticed if I changed exposure or brightness to much the shot would get jerky. I am still looking for a way to fix this.\\n\\n I wish the lens was a little wider and the optical zoom a little more. Digital zoom in my mind is worthless unless you have it set up on a tripod b/c you gotta have a robotic steady arm to keep it still. I usually only use optical zoom but noticed even when I zoomed all the way with it the picture would start to shutter and degrade.\\n\\nThe camera part is good if you currently don't have a camera but my Sony Cybershot is more simple to use and has better quality and easier to use than getting the camcorder out to take pictures. You can tell from the quality it is not a 10.2 mega pixel but merely face value on the camcorder to help sell. Its pretty nice to have it on the camcorder in case you want to take quick pictures. With my DV camera I could take digital stills from the video and quality wasn't that good of course so I was expecting this $1400 camcorder to really shine but so far digital stills are sub par. Hopefully as I get more experience with it I will learn tricks to fix this. The menus were easier to navigate in my DV camera as well. I am not sure exactly what I need 5.1 surround on a camcorder for but its still nice to have. I will probably do something later with it.\\n\\n My final complaint is a lack of software to import AVCHD and so far I have found 3. Looking at reviews of the software the best I have found that is affordable is Sony Vegas 8 platinum. I would like to get Pro later but as of now the cheapest I have seen it is $350.\\n\\n Other than those complaints the camcorder takes amazing film and outdoor locations look phenomenal. I have daughters 1 year old and a three year old and its nice to have a camera that records colors so vividly b/c I want to see exactly what my kids look like since my DV camera footage always looked different than reality. I find my self looking for things to record outside. Since I own a Playstation 3 I just hook it straight to that to watch on my Sony 40 inch Bravia. Some odd reason I always stick with Sony since I have had pretty good luck with them. Anyways As we watched the video I recorded outside and the camera moved sideways and the shake of my hand almost makes it throw up inducing. I haven't tried importing on my computer yet and my understanding is it takes a long time depending on quality of what was taken. I like a challenge and my computers about a year old so hopefully it won't struggle to much we'll see. I may make another review based on that.\\n\\n Some people I read didn't like the weight or size of the camcorder but I prefer being able to feel the weight b/c to me it feels more comfortable. Its not like you start to burn arm and hand fat from holding it. Its probably personal preference.\\n\\n I guess my 5 star rating comes from the overall experience from recording my family and events in their lives to just zooming in on a bees nest or just normal everyday things ,that slow motion thing is does is kinda cool. I know this camcorder will bring us joy for years to come. I usually stick with Sony products so you may find a different brand better. If you can afford it I highly recommend this. Do the research and look at other camcorders and make sure this is the exact right camcorder for you b/c what I think is great may not be what you use it for.\",\n \"Product: Squinting at your old monitor. Upgrade! Open and widen your window to applications, games, and the Internet. The Gateway HD2201 monitor features exceptional technology with widescreen viewing and advanced features to improve productivity and entertainment all in a thin, space-saving design. With a high-resolution 22\\\" display, the HD2201 includes three video inputs to display virtually any content from gaming systems and digital cable to DVD players and future technology. With both high-definition and analog inputs, it's simple to connect to all your digital media devices, and High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection (HDCP) allows for viewing of digital movies and copy-protected content. Upgrade to a complete audio-visual experience with an optional speaker bar for a clutter-free solution for incredible hi-fi sound. There is a sense of reason for upgrading your monitor and the HD2201 is your gateway to better times with your desktop computer. Contrast Ratio - 2000 - 1 Dynamic-contrast ratio Response Time - 4 ms (UltraResponse enabled); 5 ms (UltraResponse disabled) Colors - 16.7 million Viewing Angles - 160 left/right, 160 up/down degrees User Controls - Power on/off button, EzTouch on-screen display (OSD) menu, Touch-sensitive control Signal Inputs - (1) HDMI - (1) Analog (VGA), 15-pin mini d-sub VGA - (1) Digital (DVI-D), 24-pin DVI-D AC power input Kensington lock slot Electrical Requirements - 100-240 VAC, 50/60 Hz 720p HD through DVI-D connection with HDCP DCDi by Faroudja for enhanced video processing Dimensions (Display) - with Stand 20.24 (W) x 16.85 (H) x 7.20 (D)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Monitor for the Price\\n\\nReview: This is a great monitor if you can get it under two hundred dollars and odds are soon enough you can shop around and find it. Keep in mind in the under two hundred dollar lcd monitors quality isn't the same so much as a three or four hundred dollar monitor if you go with the right brand. Then again if you shop around and do some research you can find a good cheap monitor. I think that is the case for this one. If you are more apt to get expensive monitors than this one is probably not the right direction for you. If you have a budget then this is probably a good idea and a nice investment.\\n\\nI was upgrading from my current HP lcd monitor which was great but I needed a bigger one. I thought about going with a bigger HP but for some reason the price was not in my range and plus when I looked into them I could not find one with the setup I was looking for. I don't have the budget I use to but its a good thing monitors have come down in price in the last couple years.\\n\\nI found setup to be easy but the base is kind of cheap and the computer monitor shakes when I touch my computer desk to hard. It tends to shake around simply because its top heavy and the base is basically cheap plastic. I pushed it back one time and the rubber grips on the bottom started to come off. Instead of buttons that stick out on the the monitor it has touch sensitive buttons plush with the monitor on the bottom right side next to the screen. The on off switch is probably the most responsive out of the four or five buttons on the monitor. They work good but not great and sometimes aren't as responsive as you would like. Good thing is its not overly complicated and very simple to navigate but touching the frame around the screen leaves finger prints on the shiny surface.\\n\\nIt comes with one DVI, HDMI, and VGA hook ups which is very nice for most computer owners. Having all three considering that most monitors only have two and not the other isn't really a big deal since you can buy adapters for your video cables if you don't have the appropriate setup. Basically it has what you mostly need to hook your computer to.\\n\\nIt took me awhile to find a comfortable viewing brightness and contrast that isn't to bright and not too light. It comes with something called ultra contrast or something like that but its not really comfortable to look at for very long. It makes things a little too bright when its used so I found it was better not to use it. Bottom line is just look for the setting that suits you best and you'll be fine. Who knows you might actually like the ultra contrast setting. I play a lot of games and found a black level on my games that I really liked and contrast as well. Like I said you have to find your own setting you like. I didn't notice any problems with blurring or anything like in some older monitors and well I guess some current monitors. The resolution is good enough even though a higher one would be better considering it does have HDMI.\\n\\nThus far I am very happy with monitor since I didn't have to pay to awful much for it. Most average computer shoppers will not notice the nuances but if you know your monitors you might not be so satisfied. Reviews vary so much and mine is based on value for the price but even with that in mind its still a great monitor overall. Look into some professional reviews and others and see if you think its worth it. Personally for me after a little work getting the color and everything else where I want it I am glad with this investment.\",\n \"Product: Samsung 820TSN-2 LCD monitor - s-pave - 82 inch - 1920 x 1080 - 600CD/M2 - 2000: 1 - 8 mms - 0.9405\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The First Real Review\\n\\nReview: Don't let the price tag shy you away from this set that I have wanted since I saw it on MTV cribs in Bill Gates bathroom. I have been paying out recently for medical expenses and school for my kids, well that is until I saw this set. I was aleady in the market for a good color ATSC conforming television. I had a twenty five dollar amazon certificate from Christmas so I got a good deal. Long story short best money I spent without a doubt simply because my kids are almost blind from its amazing brightness, my wife left me since she didn't like our foreclosure on our house (oh well), lastly my next house I am just gonna build around this baby. Too many pros to pick out and some are beyond words. Seriously stop reading and get this steal the only con along with a few others is the jealousy people will suffer from. Go now and pull out your 401k or whatever you have to while this thing is on sale.\\n\\nCouple of cons but nothing big which are the following:\\n*it comes in two pieces and both require team lift (according to the box)\\n*not Amazon prime eligible\\n*directions and onscreen setup are in hieroglyphics\\n*temporary blindness at initial start up\\n*jealousy\\n*attracts bears and bats\",\n \"Product: Ex-rental tape and cover in good condition\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Fun Horror Flick\\n\\nReview: I read what this movie was about before I watched it and I figured what I might be in for. I thought this movie would not hold me over but to my surprise it did. I have recently started watching a lot of Vincent Price movies lately and find myself always entertained with his character. The Tingler was laughable at certain parts and I don't mean that in a bad way but merely in a fun way. I found myself wondering what it would of been like to see the movie back when it was made. I was really loving a part where people are in a movie theater and The Tingler is loose and the lights are off. Just listening to the peoples panics and Vincent Price yelling about the Tingler made me like the film even more. You can see the wires and the Tingler looks like some kind of a worm but it didn't matter to me since I found myself enjoying it especially considering the time it was made. There was another really great part where color was used and it fit perfect and I would say it is probably my favorite scenes from the movie next to the pitch black theater. If you are a fan of Vincent Price or fun old horror flicks I say watch it at least once and see what you think.\\n\\nThe special features though not many are nice to have and the sound and video of the movie is kind of what you expect nothing great but not bad or ugly.\",\n \"Product: Fritz Lang's Expressionistic masterwork continues to exert its influence today, from Chaplin's Modern Times to Dr. Strangelove, and into the late 1990s with Dark City. In the stratified society of the future (Y2K no less), the son o\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 1st Time Seen and I Love It\\n\\nReview: I have never seen Metropolis before but this genre of old classic films really intrigue me especially the silent films. I saw all the reviews of Metropolis and figured it might be worth a see. This company Kino always deliveries quality in their movies and as I watched this one I was happy to see a nice picture without a bunch of distortion or fuzz. The audio is 5.1 surround sound and it sounds great. The music is very good and it really captures the mood of whats going on.\\n\\nI don't know what the original was like but I am very happy with what I saw and heard. Like I said this is my 1st time seeing this so I don't know whats missing or what versions are available or whatever. Most movies from the silent era never really grab me as much as this film did. What is going on onscreen really captivated me and I was amazed at the time it came out and what it had accomplished. For being such an old movie it was still enjoyable for me to watch today so I know it will be a classic favorite in my collection. The subtitles when active give a somewhat glimpse of whats trying to be conveyed and some stuff I would never of thought of like seeing doors shut behind people as a relevance to something. The subtitles are very helpful if you have no idea of what you are watching or even if you do the insights are still a very nice extra.\\n\\nThough the special features are a little light it does give a little insight into the restoring process. There is also a documentary that goes into the German film industry at that time and scenes that were left out. These extra features though kind of short but still were interesting to watch.\\n\\nOdds are if you don't like silent films or films that require a open mind to whats going on or even a respect for the time period you probably won't like it at all. There is a lot of weird imagery going on so you kind of have to think sometimes about what is happening and if it has some other meaning. I found the subtitles to help in this regard. Overall I know some people would not have patience for a silent movie nor care for them but I have a great respect for older films and when I find one that I enjoy I know its worth my five star rating. Everyone should see it at least once either for love or hate.\",\n \"Product: This classic of British horror has been painstakingly restored by VCI (with the cooperation of the British Film Institute) and is now complete and uncut; including more than 2 minutes of additional footage, which had been cut from the U.S. version, titled HORROR HOTEL. This also marks the first time ever this uncut version has been seen on video with its original title. THE CITY OF THE DEAD is an extraordinarily good chiller scripted by George Baxt, which still has the power to frighten fans of the horror genre. A college student, Nan Barlow is researching the history of witchcraft. Taunted by her brother and fianc, who have voiced their concern over her silly notions, Nan arms herself with resolve and drives into the small New England village of Whitewood. She is glad that at least she was able to count on the support of her professor. A bit anxious but consumed with curiosity, she will soon embark herself on the journey of her life! Introducing: Venetia Stevenson.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Satanist and Witchcraft a Good Chistopher Lee Mix\\n\\nReview: I have never watched to many british horror flicks but I have heard good things of this Christopher Lee movie. The atmosphere is dark throughout the who movie which is nice for a black and white movie. I find black and white movies sometimes lack the ability to bring dread to the viewer but being this is the first black and white movie I have seen with satanist and witch craft I was surprised. Christopher Lee actually has less screen time then I expected but he pulls it off whenever he enters. Seeing satanist burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix is kind of a b movie moment but still good. The ending was kind of weak and b/c of the ending in my mind the whole movie left me thinking it would of ended on a darker note instead of the way it did. Christopher Lee is great and his voice always resonates in any movie he is in (I mean his actual voice by the way). Special features include a interview with Christopher Lee which is a nice plus. The one things this movie made me want was more darkness and more dread overall still a very good watch all the way through.\",\n \"Product: A cornerstone of the horror film, F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu is triumphantly reborn in this breathtaking new restoration by the F.W. Murnau Foundation. Backed by an orchestral performance of Hans Erdmann's 1922 score (recorded in 5.1 stereo surround), this Kino International edition is derived from a new high-definition transfer of Murnau's masterpiece, with unprecedented visual clarity and historical faithfulness to the original release version. This double-disc collection presents the film with the original German intertitles as well as with newly-translated English intertitles. Accompanying the film is a 52-minute documentary by Luciano Beriatua which provides a detailed account of the production and explores the filmmakers' involvement in the occult.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the Greats\\n\\nReview: This was the 1st time I have ever seen this movie all the way through. I am more of a fan of current newer dracula than older but this movie really changed my mind and has my respect. I had seen clips as a child and remembered it being a favorite amongst many people. I have recently gotten back into old films and find myself enjoying them more now than when I was younger. Nosferatu and I mean the version from Kino has great film quality and I was amazed at how well it looked. I have seen some really bad transfers from companies I guess trying to make a dollar and have them look like a mess. Every movie so far I have seen from Kino has exceptional quality and so far I am happy with them. I know people are picky about their favorites and I don't know much about the films history but it looked great in this version. The sound was good as well with I think it was three separate audio tracks. I have heard people get mad when the movies they like are transferred and look like garbage. I enjoyed watching the camera tricks of the twenties and how the film was pieced together. This movie is not for everyone and I know I could not watch this with my younger neices and nephews and have them have an appreciation for it. The frights from this won't make you jump or anything but its great to see where movies come from and how far they have come. This movie is a classic horror and it will go in my collection as such and though some people would hate it I find myself impossible to do so. I see why now it was a favorite amongst my peers when I was a kid.\",\n \"Product: A zombie attack brings chaos to Harvardville Airport. Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield who fought the sinister Umbrella Corporation during the Raccoon City tragedy 7 years ago, are back. In high-octane Resident Evil style, they're ready to battle a rogue warrior who is seeking revenge after his family was killed in Raccoon City. The deadly G-Virus is unleashed and a new mutated monster goes on the rampage. Will Claire and Leon be able to terminate the virus before history repeats itself?\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Not Great and Kind of Letdown\\n\\nReview: I love Resident Evil and really enjoy the video games a lot even though I am not to much on the live action movies. With that said I was surprised that I liked this movie even though I didn't love it.\\n\\nThe video quality is pretty awesome in the blu ray version with pretty thing I noticed wasawesome sound. The one thing I noticed was the close up of faces are greatly detailed but from far away look like they have kind of a plastic coating or something that reminded me of Advent Children. I enjoyed certain scenes of the usually overdone slow motion, like when Leon throws Claire a handgun in the airport or Leon shooting a mutant in the face in the facility are really great. The animation is great but not really an as advanced as I hoped from when Advent Children. I did notice more vibrant colors and the flame effects are very good with fantastic lighting and rich blacks.\\n\\nI was hoping for more of an open movie instead of being in claustrophobic atmospheres and Leon has too much perfect hair. Even at the end of the movie no one seemed roughed up to bad and their hair and faces remained intact unless you suffer from a case of zombiefacationism of course. Like I said earlier this movie surprised me that I enjoyed it. I wish it felt bigger and on a larger scale but the whole thing just felt small be it the amount of the immediate cast or the location. The only open part being the airport at the beginning and thank goodness they didn't make the whole thing based in the airport. The whole movie could have been a bunch of cut scenes from a video game like a new Resident Evil game and why so serious all the time Leon. I think I enjoyed this better than the current Resident Evil trilogy and wonder why this isn't the route they took instead of live action. The story doesn't feel like a movie but more part of a mini series which is why I didn't enjoy it as much as I could have by the end.\\n\\nFans of Resident Evil should watch since it is a nice inclusion and it didn't hurt the series or make it look bad. The blu ray is fantastic to show off its capabilities since it just looks so pretty even if sometimes character movements aren't always fluid and an occasional plastic texture face. Special features aren't the greatest but still nice to have and I guess they will have a special edition later. Though it is three stars for me I still enjoyed it and its a 5 star just for its picture and audio quality but that's not enough to warrant a purchase. Rent it if you love than give it a buy.\",\n \"Product: Rob Zombie has continuously challenged audiences as he stretches the boundaries of music, film, and publishing. Now, the seven-time Grammy-nominated recording artist releases his fifth solo album, Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor, which streets April 23, and includes the first single, 'Dead City Radio and the New Gods of Super Town,' along with such tracks as 'Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga,' 'Lucifer Rising,' 'Behold! The Pretty Filthy Creatures' and a heavy-duty cover of Grand Funk Railroad s 'We re an American Band.' It is the first release on his new label, Zodiac Swan, through T-Boy Records/UMe.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Zombie Good? Me think so.\\n\\nReview: I really don't like reviewing music much since everyone has different ears for what they like. I have not kept up with any music until a couple months ago I read Rob Zombie was releasing something new and I started looking forward to some new tunes. I have listened to a lot of Zombies music for around fourteen or so years now including White Zombie. Though I loved his White Zombie work the only album from Rob Zombie I can without a doubt say I love every song would be Hellbilly Deluxe. Every release after that I found I would like a couple tracks but it would eventually grow on me in about six months and I would end up liking a majority of it. I think all his later music is actually really good despite what a lot of people may think. I believe this album will be the same and I did listen to it a few times today since its a great way to pass car driving and have people look at you listening to your crappy music (at least that's what they think). Some songs sounded great and others not so good. The great ones I hear that get my foot tapping and or I listen to over and over such are Dead City, Ging Gang Gong, Revelation Revolution or The Girl Who Loved Monsters which are probably my favorites and then there are the other songs that I forget about quickly.\\n\\nI don't care when bands change their sounds or the way they progress for the most part. I am not some kid who finds Rob Zombie flawless in fact I will say I don't like his movies one bit and some tracks on his albums leave me scratching my head. I have always enjoyed the horror theme he has had in the past and I think he's a musical genius for what he does. When I come to Zombie I want to hear something not found anywhere else and this album does have that and you will no doubt think the same. It is unique and the whole album flows together well. It just seems to be lacking a dark aspect or a certain edge that I have come to expect from Zombie. I guess I want to hear songs when I am thinking about I get a devilish grin then my foot starts tapping and I wanna eat some face. Who knows maybe I am just getting older and my musical tastes are changing up.\\n\\nI will disagree that this is the best since Hellbilly or this is classic Zombie but it is a good listen nonetheless. I still recommend listening to this album since it is a good album and a lot of people will have it grow on them. John 5 on his screaming guitar and Zombie sounding like he's using a megaphone into a microphone yet it sounds good and you know its Zombie. So far I like about half the album and those songs are great but I am waiting to see if I can get into the other ones. I am sure it will grow on me and or at least I hope it will but if it does I will no doubt revise my review. Listen to it and you may love what Zombie has put out this time. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy your listening of the album.\\n\\nUpdate:\\n\\nAfter listening to the album pretty consistently over the past few days I went with four stars. It is actually a good album and so far I like all but I think two of the songs. Like with most Zombie albums when the chorus kicks in the song gets awesome and I found there to be a great dynamic what might sound like somewhat of a dull song. Kind of like Dragula or Superbeast when the chorus kicks in you're like \\\"oh hell yeah.\\\" The album is really short by the way but in hindsight all his albums usually are. The vocals are another high point and they sound pretty awesome when they kick in and of course Zombie will not be able to recreate that live. It is still a supercharged album anyway and I would love to hear a lot of it live. I won't say its the greatest of his albums but by no means is it terrible.\",\n \"Product: The Final Fantasy Auron figure measures approximately 8 inches tall and comes with a sword and display base in a window box packaging.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of my favorite characters\\n\\nReview: This action figure is fantastic and I would have to say being a FFX makes it even better. The face of the character isn't so much how I remember him looking but close enough. I also liked it came with one arm not inside the of his robe but I prefer his arm inside anyways. It is stiff like the Cloud figure I have but I like this one better since I always thought of Auron as somewhat of a stiff looking character. I liked the way Auron was presented in the video game and now I am very happy to own this action figure. Fans will probably love it but as far as a kids toy it may get broken pretty easy.\",\n \"Product: It's called the Ooze Tube because the colorful liquid inside flows from the top to the bottom in an oozy kind of way. The jumbo Ooze Tube has more oozing fun than the regular Ooze Tube and is a very cool desk toy. Who knew you could have so much fun watc\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect reward! Disaster to Clean! Hurray!\\n\\nReview: Kids of all ages gather around and witness the spectacle of the ages that will woo mankind till its demise in the year two thousand. Watch as the goo magically no no phenomenally against all odds makes it to the bottom as it struggles to get away its top captor to its bottom freedom. Flip it and the agony of the goo starts all over again. Is it magic or the laws of physics or maybe this is a case for Mulder and Scully. Its just impossible to explain and if you tried your head will explode. The universe can only wonder at it. Anyways my six year old daughter is Autistic and I was looking for something that would ease her off of playing video games as a reward but even when I first got this thing out of the box it was a big hit. It isn't anything at all fancy and it does exactly what I need it to. The goo simply goes through the hole in the middle from the top chamber to the bottom which takes about or around ten or so minutes. Sometimes I find it will be longer while other times faster but thats probably my error. It went from being a replacement to now being a reward since she loves it so much. She will watch the goo in its entirety go from the top to the bottom which is a perfect visual stimulation for her. She even chose it over video games which surprised me alot. I recommend it as something that will be good for any child or adult. The price is cheap so don't expect some extravagant product that will woo the masses and people from near and far will come to see. I'm happy and my daughter is happy with it.\\n\\nUpdate\\n\\nMy daughter was carrying it and dropped it which sever the tubes bottom from it spilling its stick innards all over the floor and herself. She sat in it and held it like a dying friend with its insides coming out. I have never found a substance so hard to clean in my life. I could not believe how hard it was to get it off of us and soap would not work nor would scrubbing. A neighbor offered us this stuff called Go Jo or something like that and after a couple of tries it got came off our skin. The goo still was sticky in the bath tub my daughter sat in a week later even after cleaning it. The clothes she was wearing had to be trashed even after a few washings it wouldn't come off. I have no clue how one would truly go about cleaning this off a floor or carpet. Lucky for us it was a hard floor so we used lots of paper towels and got it up. I think we will wait a while to buy another but it was fun while it lasted. My daughter still asks for red goo but then she remember and says \\\"oh red goo boo boo\\\".\",\n \"Product: A cyborg composed of melded metal and flesh, Grievous is one of the most chillingly effective military leaders in the Separatists army. He is a powerful and frightening presence in battle, exhibiting strategic ingenuity and flawless cunning.\\n\\nTeam up with the universal warrior and head into a galactic battle right from the comfort of your living room! Use this detailed General Grievous figure to recreate some of your favorite Star Wars scenes. Collect other specially marked Legacy Collection figures (sold separately) for more Droid Factory parts! Then build your very own custom droid figure!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Enough for My Daughter\\n\\nReview: This item is not worth the Amazon price since I bought this for six dollars from Wal Mart. This line of action figures is probably the cheapest made and I don't mean dollar wise. I wasn't expecting much for six dollars but at least to hold his own lightsabers. For the price I paid I did not expect much so I would not pay the Amazon price and its a good thing I didn't or I might be a little more upset. He does stand on his own and looks o.k. but other than that lightsabers will get lost with play easily so it might be nicer as a display. My daughter loves it so I give it two stars from my point of view but from hers it a five I bet. Fun for your kids to play with if you don't mind its cheapness just don't expect greatness given the price.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":32,"string":"32"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":185,"string":"185"}}},{"rowIdx":186,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A37GRFP6VMUXKT"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"as borrowed from Amazon \"The time is the early 1940s; the place is England's southern coast. As WWII rages around him, duty calls Christopher Foyle. Much to his frustration, however, the stalwart detective's responsibilities are on the home front, not the battlefront. Michael Kitchen (Reckless) stars with Edward Fox (The Strauss Dynasty) and Robert Hardy (All Things Great and Small) in a fast-paced four-part drama heavy on suspense and somber atmospherics. 6 hours 52 min. on 4 DVDs.\"\". The summary of the review text is \"Murder & Life in England During the War - Great TV\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This series is so good that I am re-posting my review of the entire series here as well. You should not miss the series.\n\nI have an Anglophile fondness for British literature, British detective stories and British TV detective series. I recently came across a phenomenally good series called Foyle's War. The show stars Michael Kitchen as Detective Chief Superintendent (DCS) Christopher Foyle, a frustrated detective in the backwater of Hastings who would rather be serving more directly in the war effort. Things have been quiet in Hastings for the past millennium since the Invasion of England, 1066.\n\nFortunately for us, the British government turns down his requests for a transfer and he goes about solving murders and other crimes in East Essex on the southeast coast. His driver is a young woman with the unlikely name of Sam Stewart played an actress with the even more unlikely name of Honeysuckle Weeks. His sergeant is a vet who lost his leg in Norway.\n\nFoyle's demeanor and doggedly persistent approach to solving crimes is one attraction. The back story of England during the war and the meticulous attention to detail is another. The era is rich in subject matter, some of it surprisingly fresh (did you know about English detention camps for alien residents?), some of it expected but done very well (for example, the series treats rationing, shortages, secret military operations, the arrival of the Yanks, war fatigue, black markets, and of course, the bombings).\n\nKitchen was marvelous as the prince/king in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/House-of-Cards-Trilogy-House-of-Cards-To-Play-the-King-The-Final-Cut/dp/B00009MGGI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">House of Cards Trilogy (House of Cards / To Play the King / The Final Cut)</a> and is even better here. But as with the Wire, while the acting is superb and production quality is top notch, it is the writing of Anthony Horowitz (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Midsomer-Murders-Set-One/dp/1569385882/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Midsomer Murders - Set One</a>) that really sets the series apart.\n\nWhile I still consider <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Wire-The-Complete-Series/dp/B001FA1P1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Wire: The Complete Series</a> the best TV show ever, Foyle's War has taken second place by such a log margin that I'm not even sure what number three is. Foyle's War is a good deal more accessible than The Wire, i.e. watch any episode from any season and you will not only be entertained, but you will also have a good grasp of what is going on - not the case with The Wire.\n\nHaving rapidly worked my way through the first four seasons' worth of DVDs, I find myself reluctant to watch the last two episodes because I don't want it to end (But, hey, I can start over and watch them again!).\n\nDrop the English reserve; Foyle's War gets my unreserved highest recommendation."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This series is so good that I am re-posting my review of the entire series here as well. You should not miss the series.\n\nI have an Anglophile fondness for British literature, British detective stories and British TV detective series. I recently came across a phenomenally good series called Foyle's War. The show stars Michael Kitchen as Detective Chief Superintendent (DCS) Christopher Foyle, a frustrated detective in the backwater of Hastings who would rather be serving more directly in the war effort. Things have been quiet in Hastings for the past millennium since the Invasion of England, 1066.\n\nFortunately for us, the British government turns down his requests for a transfer and he goes about solving murders and other crimes in East Essex on the southeast coast. His driver is a young woman with the unlikely name of Sam Stewart played an actress with the even more unlikely name of Honeysuckle Weeks. His sergeant is a vet who lost his leg in Norway.\n\nFoyle's demeanor and doggedly persistent approach to solving crimes is one attraction. The back story of England during the war and the meticulous attention to detail is another. The era is rich in subject matter, some of it surprisingly fresh (did you know about English detention camps for alien residents?), some of it expected but done very well (for example, the series treats rationing, shortages, secret military operations, the arrival of the Yanks, war fatigue, black markets, and of course, the bombings).\n\nKitchen was marvelous as the prince/king in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/House-of-Cards-Trilogy-House-of-Cards-To-Play-the-King-The-Final-Cut/dp/B00009MGGI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">House of Cards Trilogy (House of Cards / To Play the King / The Final Cut)</a> and is even better here. But as with the Wire, while the acting is superb and production quality is top notch, it is the writing of Anthony Horowitz (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Midsomer-Murders-Set-One/dp/1569385882/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Midsomer Murders - Set One</a>) that really sets the series apart.\n\nWhile I still consider <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Wire-The-Complete-Series/dp/B001FA1P1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Wire: The Complete Series</a> the best TV show ever, Foyle's War has taken second place by such a log margin that I'm not even sure what number three is. Foyle's War is a good deal more accessible than The Wire, i.e. watch any episode from any season and you will not only be entertained, but you will also have a good grasp of what is going on - not the case with The Wire.\n\nHaving rapidly worked my way through the first four seasons' worth of DVDs, I find myself reluctant to watch the last two episodes because I don't want it to end (But, hey, I can start over and watch them again!).\n\nDrop the English reserve; Foyle's War gets my unreserved highest recommendation."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: English ( Mono ), German ( Mono ), Italian ( Mono ), Spanish ( Mono ), Arabic ( Subtitles ), Dutch ( Subtitles ), English ( Subtitles ), German ( Subtitles ), Greek ( Subtitles ), Hindi ( Subtitles ), Hungarian ( Subtitles ), Italian ( Subtitles ), Portuguese ( Subtitles ), Romanian ( Subtitles ), Spanish ( Subtitles ), Turkish ( Subtitles ), ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Anamorphic Widescreen, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: Jim Wormold is an expatriate Englishman living in pre-revolutionary Havana with his teenage daughter Milly. He owns a vacuum cleaner shop but isn't very successful so he accepts an offer from Hawthorne of the British Secret Service to recruit a network of agents in Cuba. Wormold hasn't got a clue where to start but when his friend Dr. Hasselbacher suggests that the best secrets are known to no one, he decides to manufacture a list of agents and provides fictional tales for the benefit of his masters in London. He is soon seen as the best agent in the Western Hemisphere but it all begins to unravel when the local police decode his cables and start rounding up his 'network' and he learns that he is the target of a group out to kill him.; SCREENED/AWARDED AT: Golden Globes, ...Our Man in Havana\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Life Imitates Art Imitating Life?\n\nReview: The movie version of Graham Greene's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Our-Man-in-Havana-Penguin-Classics/dp/0142438006/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Our Man in Havana (Penguin Classics)</a> is well worth a watch - if you can find it in the US. Hmm, a movie about Cold War paranoia that cannot be purchased in the US? Perhaps the spooks at the CIA really do have a sense of humor.\n\nAlec Guinness stars as Jim Wormold in this comedic spy thriller. Wormold is a vacuum salesman in Havana with a daughter with expensive tastes. He becomes the unlikely head of a British spy ring and is handsomely rewarded by MI-6. Only one problem: the spy ring is fake. Make that two problems: He is so successful, the Brits send out a couple helpers. No, wait more problems. Although the spy ring is fake, the names Wormold provides are of real live people in Havana. The bad guys get wind of the spy ring and for all they know, these are real spies. The movie combines humor with action.\n\nThe movie was filmed on location in Havana very shortly after the revolution removed the dictator Batista from power. Nearly a half-century later, it remains the last US movie shot in Cuba. In addition to Guinness, the movie also features Burl Ives, Ralph Richardson, Noel Coward, Maureen O'Hara, and Ernie Kovacs. Highly recommended.","Product: Filmed on location throughout Europe, this \"Masterpiece Theatre\" favorite stars Sean Bean as maverick British officer Richard Sharpe, the swashbuckling hero of Bernard Cornwell's best-selling novels. Each collection captures the danger and sheer spectacle of the battle against Napoleon's forces in 19th-century Spain. Collection I features Pete Postlethwaite as Sgt. Obediah Hakeswill in \"Sharpe's Rifles,\" \"Sharpe's Company,\" \"Sharpe's Enemy,\" and \"Sharpe's Eagles.\" Collection I is 6-1/2 hours on 4 cassettes or 4 DVDs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Read the Books and Then Continue Your Sharpe Adventure Here\n\nReview: First things first, read the Bernard Cornwell books *before* you watch the DVDs <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Sharpe-s-Rifles-Richard-Sharpe-s-Adventure-Series-6/dp/0140294295/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Sharpe's Rifles (Richard Sharpe's Adventure Series #6)</a>. The books are, as usual better, and you can make your own mental picture of Richard Sharpe, Sgt. Harper and the rest. One other thing, de aware that these are not feature film quality productions - they were TV shows on BBC in the 1990's.\n\nFans of the Sharpe series should sit back enjoy the TV shows and not worry too much when events on the screen vary from those in the books (we know that Sharpe saves Arthur Wellesley in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Sharpe-s-Triumph-Richard-Sharpe-and-the-Battle-of-Assaye-September-1803-Richard-Sharpe-s-Adventure-Series-2/dp/0060951974/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Sharpe's Triumph: Richard Sharpe and the Battle of Assaye, September 1803 (Richard Sharpe's Adventure Series #2)</a> and not in the much later in the Peninsular War). These productions capture the feel of the books: Sharpe's honest character, his irresistibility to beautiful women (and them to him), exciting battles scenes, nefarious backstabbing, and the colorful characters. Sean Bean excels as Richard Sharpe (though he seems a bit too pretty at first). Brian Cox is wonderful as the intelligence officer Hogan, Daragh O'Malley convinces as the burly Irish Seargant Harper, Assumpta Serna plays the sensual, but fiery Spanish noblewoman and rebel fighter, and David Troughton plays Sir Arthur with just the right touch.\n\nEnjoy this one and some 15 sequels.","Product: The complete first series of the popular drama starring Michael Kitchen. Detective Chief Superintendent Christopher Foyle (Kitchen) longs to join the war effort but is left frustrated when his application for transfer is refused. To his surprise however, he finds the turmoil of conflict means his skills are in demand on the home front. As WW2 rages over Europe, one man fights his own battle against murder, mystery and betrayal on the south coast of England. Episodes included: 'The German Woman', 'The White Feather', 'A Lesson In Murder' and 'Eagle Day'.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Murder & Life in England During the War - Great TV\n\nReview: This series is so good that I am re-posting my review of the entire series here as well. You should not miss the series.\n\nI have an Anglophile fondness for British literature, British detective stories and British TV detective series. I recently came across a phenomenally good series called Foyle's War. The show stars Michael Kitchen as Detective Chief Superintendent (DCS) Christopher Foyle, a frustrated detective in the backwater of Hastings who would rather be serving more directly in the war effort. Things have been quiet in Hastings for the past millennium since the Invasion of England, 1066.\n\nFortunately for us, the British government turns down his requests for a transfer and he goes about solving murders and other crimes in East Essex on the southeast coast. His driver is a young woman with the unlikely name of Sam Stewart played an actress with the even more unlikely name of Honeysuckle Weeks. His sergeant is a vet who lost his leg in Norway.\n\nFoyle's demeanor and doggedly persistent approach to solving crimes is one attraction. The back story of England during the war and the meticulous attention to detail is another. The era is rich in subject matter, some of it surprisingly fresh (did you know about English detention camps for alien residents?), some of it expected but done very well (for example, the series treats rationing, shortages, secret military operations, the arrival of the Yanks, war fatigue, black markets, and of course, the bombings).\n\nKitchen was marvelous as the prince/king in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/House-of-Cards-Trilogy-House-of-Cards-To-Play-the-King-The-Final-Cut/dp/B00009MGGI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">House of Cards Trilogy (House of Cards / To Play the King / The Final Cut)</a> and is even better here. But as with the Wire, while the acting is superb and production quality is top notch, it is the writing of Anthony Horowitz (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Midsomer-Murders-Set-One/dp/1569385882/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Midsomer Murders - Set One</a>) that really sets the series apart.\n\nWhile I still consider <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Wire-The-Complete-Series/dp/B001FA1P1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Wire: The Complete Series</a> the best TV show ever, Foyle's War has taken second place by such a log margin that I'm not even sure what number three is. Foyle's War is a good deal more accessible than The Wire, i.e. watch any episode from any season and you will not only be entertained, but you will also have a good grasp of what is going on - not the case with The Wire.\n\nHaving rapidly worked my way through the first four seasons' worth of DVDs, I find myself reluctant to watch the last two episodes because I don't want it to end (But, hey, I can start over and watch them again!).\n\nDrop the English reserve; Foyle's War gets my unreserved highest recommendation.","Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: German ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), WIDESCREEN (1.85:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Biographies, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, Trailer(s), SYNOPSIS: A look at Germany's terrorist group, The Red Army Faction (RAF), which organized bombings, robberies, kidnappings and assassinations in the late 1960s and '70s. Based on Stefan Aust's best-selling nonfiction book. SCREENED/AWARDED AT: BAFTA Awards, Golden Globes, Oscar Academy Awards, ...The Baader Meinhof Complex ( Der Baader Meinhof Komplex ) ( La bande Baader )\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Window on Another Time\n\nReview: The Baader Meinhof Complex marks another successful historical drama for the German film industry (after <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Lives-of-Others/dp/B000OVLBGC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Lives of Others</a>, a superb film about the East German surveillance society, <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Downfall/dp/B0009RCPUC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Downfall</a>, an equally excellent portrayal of Hitler's last days, and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Sophie-Scholl-The-Final-Days/dp/B000H5V8H2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Sophie Scholl - The Final Days</a>, a slightly less outstanding movie that tells the little known story of internal resistance to the Nazis).\n\nThe film revisits the 1960s and 70s' and the notorious Red Army Faction led by Andreas Baader (played by Moritz Bleibtreu), his lover Gudrun Ensslin (Johanna Wokalek) and Ulrike Meinhof (Martina Gedeck, who also starred in The Lives of Others). The story begins to take shape when a protest of the Shah's visit in 1967 becomes the infamous June 2 police riot, which the film makers marvelously recreate. This event launches the journalist Meinhof on her journey to radicalism. Like their compatriots in other countries young Germans rebel against all forms of authority and protest against the Vietnam War. German youth had the added fuel of knowing that the generation of the authorities had failed to rebel against Hitler.\n\nThe movie's pacing and focus on action keeps the viewer riveted as the Baader Meinhof group becomes increasingly radicalized. Bank holdups almost inevitably lead to violence. The violence leads to police reaction and repression. Eventually the leaders end up in prison. They see themselves as political prisoners, which is true to the extent that their crimes were politically motivated, but not in the sense that they imprisoned because of their political beliefs. Their primary focus then becomes to get the leaders out of prison and they pursue that end with increasingly desperate, not to say suicidal, actions (seizing the German embassy in Sweden and finally coordinating the hijacking of a Lufthansa plane with Palestinian extremists). The internal logic runs amuck.\n\nThe movie initially evokes sympathy for most of the members (not Baader; he is portrayed as a homicidally-inclined authoritarian who has found a perfect bunch of new friends). The uptight establishment needed to be challenged, the War in Vietnam was wrong, the West did exploit the Third World (of course, so did the East). Their hedonism is appealing (not so much to their Arab associates). They were young, audacious, and beautiful (they weren't really that alluring were they?).\n\nBut their politics and their political actions were ludicrous (not to say infantile). In this sense, they remind me of the Weather Underground. Baader Meinhof was more violent, more often, but just as detached from political reality. Neither organization had any mass base or posed any threat of revolution whatsoever, but they deluded themselves that they were doing something politically important. They were aided and abetted in this self-important view by the police (especially in the US) who reacted as if the groups were a serious threat to political stability. Both groups underestimated the ability and willingness of Western governments to adopt totalitarian tactics to destroy leftists who resorted to action in the street.\n\nI don't know whether the movie gives soft handling to the German police or not; maybe they really were more restrained than the infamous local US police and FBI `red squads'. The leader of the anti-radical unit (played by Bruno Ganz who played Hitler in Downfall) is portrayed as thoughtful and generally moderate, but the rank-and-file police are shown handing out beatings and the prisoners are subjected to lengthy terms of solitary confinement. But the movie does not pursue explore the possibility that government-paid agitators might have attained leadership positions (as they most certainly did in the US).\n\nFortunately, the movie focuses on the action rather than the ideology (Mao is cited only once or twice). The film does not romanticize the revolutionaries nor does it expend energy trying to figure out the `why'; no navel-gazing or introspective brooding. But action was what Baader Meinhof was about, not reflecting on whether the action made any sense. The best thing that I can say about the movie is that it will help anyone over 50 explain the Sixties to their children and entertain as well.","Product: Along with more session work ( Come On in My Kitchen Delaney & Bonnie; Push Push Herbie Mann; Dirty Old Man Lulu; It Ain't Fair Aretha Franklin; You Reap What You Sow Otis Rush; Matchbox Ronnie Hawkins), Vol. 2 has Duane's Happily Married Man; No Money Down , and Going Up the Country ; Allman Brothers gems (including an unissued live Midnight Rider ), and more!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One for the Ages\n\nReview: The Duane Allman Anthology Volume 2 brings together an eclectic mix of musicians and Allman's superior guitar skills. The range of music on this two-disc set displays Allman's versatility. Blues, Motown, southern rock, straight rock 'n roll, funky jazz, Creole rock - all manner of R&B - you find it all here.\n\nIn addition to his work with the Allmans Brothers Band, Allman was a session musician. Most of the songs here feature someone other than Allman such as King Curtis, Aretha Franklin, Herbie Mann, Otis Rush, Dr. John Creaux, Wilson Pickett, Lulu, Boz Scaggs, Delaney & Bonnie, and Ronnie Hawkins.\n\n(Pickett's 'Born to be Wild' was one of the anthems of a generation - looking back from middle-aged parenthood I can only imagine how thrilled my parents were to hear that song blaring!)\n\nThe album goes from one triumph to another. 'Walk on Gilded Splinters' featuring Dr. John is worth the purchase price all by itself. Likewise, 'The Weight' by King Curtis and 'Push Push' by Herbie Mann.\n\nThere's also plenty to satisfy Allman Brothers Band aficionados. 'Done Somebody Wrong' and 'Midnight Rider' (live from the Fillmore East) as well as 'Leave My Blues at Home' all feature the full band.\n\nAllman's carefree nature is on display in 'The Happily Married Man' (refrain: I ain't seen my wife in 2 or 3 years, I'm a happily married man) and 'No Money Down', a Chuck Berry song about trading in his 'broke-down raggedy Ford' for a Cadillac with a nuclear reactor, railroad air horn, and psychedelic strobe spot.\n\nBlistering good music. Highest recommendation.","Product: Physical description: 479 p. ; 22 cm. Notes: Includes bibliographical references. Subject: Fiction.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Reprehensible Flash Rides Again - and Again and Again\n\nReview: The seventh entry in the Flashman series is two books in one. The book picks up where <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Flash-for-Freedom-Flashman/dp/0452260892/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Flash for Freedom! (Flashman)</a> ended. It's 1849 and Flash is in New Orleans, on the run from the law. He reacquaints himself with Susie Wilnick, a local madam who is moving her brothel west to join the flood of Forty Niners heading to California. Flash marries - again - but even at great personal risk he cannot help his roving eyes...and hands and so forth.\n\nHe leaves Susie along the west (and in order to take his leave, he commits a deed that is shameful even by Harry Flashman's standards.) He then begins a wild trip across the Old West, even living with Apaches for awhile (where he weds yet again). Along the way, the reader meets many historical characters including Spotted Tail, John Joel Glanton, Mangas Coloradas, Geronimo, and Kit Carson. One of the more interesting historical bits involves Bent's Fort and its mysterious destruction. Harry was there and resolves the mystery.\n\nAs always Fraser deflates the mythology surrounding historical figures. This characteristic debunking is a bit odd because Fraser believed the mythology about his own army and his own war, the Indian 17th Division of the British Army fighting in Burma during the last months of World War Two (See his war memoir <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Quartered-Safe-Out-Here-A-Harrowing-Tale-of-World-War-II/dp/1602391904/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Quartered Safe Out Here: A Harrowing Tale of World War II</a>).\n\nFlashman manages to escape the Apaches and returns to England. In Part Two, Elspeth, his `real' English wife convinces Harry to return to the States, which introduces us to even more historical figures and eventually lands Harry right in the midst of the Battle of the Little Big Horn. I found the first part more entertaining and the ending was more than a bit of stretch.\n\nFraser is a marvelous story teller and as he spins out his entertaining tales one also picks up a good deal of history. The reader should exercise caution in accepting Fraser's history. His version tends to be based on older sources and he eschewed more modern works (and certainly rejected modern viewpoints). Enjoy it for what it is: well-told speculations on historical mysteries. While some will be offended by Flashman's views on women, Indians, Africans, and other people of color, in fairness, he also did not generally hold other white men in high regard, perhaps because Harry knew what a scoundrel he was himself.","Product: This stunning, atmospheric thriller set in war-torn Europe won the CWA Gold Dagger and has now been reissued with the Javier Falcon series. A Portuguese bank is founded on the back of Nazi wartime deals. Over half a century later a young girl is murdered in Lisbon. 1941. Klaus Felsen, SS, arrives in Lisbon and the strangest party in history where Nazis and Allies, refugees and entrepreneurs dance to the strains of opportunism and despair. Felsen's war takes him to the bleak mountains of the north where a brutal battle is being fought for an element vital to Hitler's blitzkrieg. Late 1990s, Lisbon. Inspector Ze Coelho is investigating the murder of a young girl with a disturbing sexual past. As Ze digs deeper he overturns the dark soil of history and unearths old bones. The 1974 revolution has left injustices of the old fascist regime unresolved. But there's an older, greater injustice for which this small death in Lisbon is horrific compensation, and in his final push for the truth, Ze must face the most chilling opposition.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Twin Tales from Portugal - Wow, What a Finish\n\nReview: For much of the book A Small Death in Lisbon is like reading two novels. One book follows the investigation by Inspector Ze Coehlo into the 1990's murder and possible sexual assault of a 16-year old daughter of a powerful Portuguese lawyer. The other one is the tale of German businessman and SS supporter Klaus Felsen who is 'persuaded' to move to Portugal and obtain wolfram (tungsten) for the Nazi war effort. Great fortunes are amassed and powerful connections established.\n\nWilson sets his tale in 20th century European history. He covers aspects of WW II that were new to this reader and from a German and Portuguese perspective - also unusual - and the reign of the conservative dictator Salazar and the revolution of 1974. Portugal's development as a modern society provides the background for much of the story.\n\nBoth those stories are interesting in their own right, but meander along and the reader is left to wonder how the two stories could possibly come together. Finally about midway into the book the author drops a clue. Things begin to pick up.\n\nI partially agree with another reviewer (who, unlike me, did not like the book): there is a lot of drinking, smoking, sex, and violence. The sex and violence passages are descriptive without quite being gratuitously graphic, in my opinion, but others will disagree. To each his own, but some readers may want to be aware of these elements.\n\nI probably would have given the book four stars, but in the last 100 pages or so the twin stories crash together as the tale reaches an exciting and satisfying resolution. As I closed the book cover, I actually said 'wow, what a finish'.","Product: The first instalment of the Flashman Papers sees the fag-roasting rotter from Tom Brown's Schooldays commence his military career as a reluctant secret agent in Afghanistan. Expelled from Rugby for drunkenness, and none too welcome at home after seducing his father's mistress, the young Flashman embarks on a military career with Lord Cardigan's Hussars. En route to Afghanistan, our hero hones his skills as a soldier, duellist, imposter, coward and amorist (mastering all 97 ways of Hindu love-making during a brief sojourn in Calcutta), before being pressed into reluctant service as a secret agent. His Afghan adventures culminate in a starring role in that great historic disaster, the Retreat from Kabul.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flashy, you young devil!\n\nReview: Harry Flashman, aka Flashy, is a coward and a cad, not to mention one horny devil. His sense of self-preservation is exceeded only by his most incredible luck. 'Flashman' begins the series of tales that relate Flashy's exploits. The book begins with Flashy being kicked out of school, cuckolding his own father, joining and being thrown out of the 11th Hussars, but ending up in India and then Afghanistan with British Army.\n\nThe tale is told from the long lost Flashman Papers written when Flashy is 80 years old. He is shamelessly honest about his youthful dishonesty, cowardice, treachery, and womanizing. Sometimes I would begin to think 'well, Flashy is really just giving voice to the same fears that every soldier feels in the face of imminent battle and likely death', but then he'll do something dreadfully base, contemptible, detestable, dirty, dishonorable, low, mean, sordid, vile, and wretched and then I remember just what a despicable character he has - funny, magnetic, and almost loveable, but despicable nonetheless!\n\nAbsolutely hilarious. Highest recommendation. I can't wait to read the next book in the series, Royal Flash.","Product: The latest book in the brilliant, bestselling Sharpe series brings Sharpe to Portugal, and reunites him with Harper. It is 1809 and Lieutenant Sharpe, who belongs to a small British army that has a precarious foothold in Portugal, is sent to look for Kate Savage, the daughter of an English wine shipper. But before he can discover the missing girl, the French onslaught on Portugal begins and the city of Oporto falls. Sharpe is stranded behind enemy lines, but he has Patrick Harper, he has his riflemen and he has the assistance of a young, idealistic Portuguese officer. Together, they have to find the missing girl and extricate themselves from the entanglements cast by Colonel Christopher, a mysterious Englishman who has his own ideas on how the French can be ejected from Portugal. Those ideas are as fantastic as they are dangerous, but the French are rampant, Lisbon is threatened and Christopher sees Sharpe and his riflemen as the only obstacles to his subtle scheme. But there is a newly arrived British commander in Lisbon, Sir Arthur Wellesley, and just when Sharpe and his men seem doomed, Sir Arthur mounts his own counter-attack, an operation that will send the French army reeling back into the northern mountains. Sharpe becomes a hunter instead of the hunted and he will exercise a dreadful revenge on the men who double-crossed him. Sharpe's Havoc is a classic Sharpe story, a return to Portugal in the company of Sergeant Patrick Harper, Captain Hogan and Sharpe's beloved Greenjackets, who can turn a battle as fast as Cornwell's readers can turn a page.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Bejabbers, Boys, I Have the Cuckoo\"\n\nReview: As Cornwell explains in his always enlightening 'historical note' he visted the Barrossa battlefield while on a personal trip to Spain and thus Sharpe and Harper were sure to follow.\n\nSharpe's Fury tells the tale of a crucial turning point in the Penninsular War against Napoleon's armies - the 1811 Battle of Barrossa. Spain (or the Spain that was allied with Britain) was reduced to a foothold in Cadiz. The British won (with virtually no Spanish help) and a tide was turned. The battle also featured the first 'eagle' (or cuckoo) taken by the British (Sharpe's Eagle notwithstanding).\n\nI've read nearly all the Sharpe books (as well several other Cornwell novels) and I found Sharpe's Fury to be every bit as good as any of the others (well, except maybe Sharpe's Fortress, a personal favorite). The book features an exciting retelling of a famous Napleonic battle with numerous real historical characters (Thomas Graham, Henry Wellesley, and Sgt. Patrick Masterson to name a few) and of course a beautiful and intelligent woman.\n\nHighly recommended for fans of Sharpe, historical action novels or the Napleonic wars.","Product: The bestselling author of Fermat's Last Theorem and The Code Book tells the story of the brilliant minds that deciphered the mysteries of the Big Bang. A fascinating exploration of the ultimate question: how was our universe created? Albert Einstein once said: 'The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.' Simon Singh believes geniuses like Einstein are not the only people able to grasp the physics that govern the universe. We all can. As well as explaining what the Big Bang theory actually is and why cosmologists believe it is an accurate description of the origins of the universe, this book is also the fascinating story of the scientists who fought against the established idea of an eternal and unchanging universe. Simon Singh, renowned for making difficult ideas much less daunting than they first seem, is the perfect guide for this journey. Everybody has heard of the Big Bang Theory. But how many of us can actually claim to understand it? With characteristic clarity and a narrative peppered with anecdotes and personal histories of those who have struggled to understand creation, Simon Singh has written the story of the most important theory ever.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Phenomenally Interesting, Engaging, Stimulating and, Readable\n\nReview: For this reader with a lot formal education, but very little of it in the physical sciences, Simon Singh's `Big Bang' was phenomenally interesting, engaging, intellectually stimulating, readable, and educational. Others with more background in cosmology may find it too basic. Singh takes the reader through the history of cosmology as he builds toward an explanation of the Big Bang theory. The opening chapter explains the ancient's earth-centered (and common sensical) view of the universe and its downfall at the hands of Copernicus, Brahe, Kepler and Galileo. Later chapters follow the disproof of ether, Einstein's special and general theories of relativity, and the `great debate' between the supporters of a static universe and Lemaitre and others who supported the idea of an expanding (Big Bang) universe.\n\nA large portion of the book follows the scientific efforts to gather evidence to support one view or the other. The renowned Edwin Hubble and the less so Henrietta Leavitt played key roles in finally providing enough evidence supporting the Big Bang theory to at least make it a credible argument. The remainder of the book follows the debate between the solid state theorists led by Fred Hoyle and the Big Bang backers led first by Gamow and Alpher, but later by others who resolved some of the nagging doubts about the theory, for example, the crucial 1992 proof of tiny variations in cosmic microwave background radiation.\n\nEach chapter (at least in the P.S. version) has handy summary notes. Singh provides a useful glossary as well as recommended further readings for each chapter.\n\nI generally read 50-75 books a year and rate The Big Bang as one of my top five books of the year. Five measly stars don't do it justice. I will resist the temptation to rate as a supernova, but this book greatly enhanced my understanding of the world around us and was a joy to read.\n\nAbsolutely the highest recommendation.","Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchases deadly cavitation technology, built to his specifications. In Vancouver, a small research submarine is leased for use in the waters of New Guinea. And in Tokyo, an intelligence agent tries to understand what it all means. Thus begins Michael Crichton's exciting and provocative techno-thriller State of Fear. Only Crichton's unique ability to blend scientific fact with pulse-pounding fiction could bring such disparate elements to a heart-stopping conclusion. This is Crichton's most wide-ranging thriller. State of Fear takes the reader from the glaciers of Iceland to the volcanoes of Antarctica, from the Arizona desert to the deadly jungles of the Solomon Islands, from the streets of Paris to the beaches of Los Angeles. The novel races forward on a roller-coaster thrill ride, all the while keeping the brain in high gear. Gripping and thought-provoking, State of Fear is Michael Crichton at his best.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Reader Beware! Not the Crichton you expect - or deserve.\n\nReview: I suppose it is obligatory to say that I have read many of Crichton's books and loved them - Jurassic Park, Timeline, Rising Sun and so on - but this book stinks. It is mostly Crichton's screed against the science behind global warming. Fine, whatever, he's entitled to his opinion. I am a skeptic on global warming myself.\n\nMy problem is that Crichton has used his status as a super-author to foist his political opinions on us, his loyal readers, and not given us a good story to go with it! OK, we get it, Crichton, you don't find the science or the reporting on global warming to be credible. The book has footnotes, for crying out loud - this is a novel, a mass market paperback from the guy who writes about recreating dinosaurs and time travel. I read (or used to read) Crichton's novels to be entertained. In the past the science behind his stories helped make them interesting. A bit of science, a little suspension of disbelief, a good tale; that's what I expect from Crichton, but in this book we learn that Crichton takes himself far more seriously than his readers ever should.\n\nI always figured with a writer like Crichton I did not need to read the reviews because I knew what I was getting - thus, this reader's sense of betrayal when I was blind-sided by a polemic with a bad story attached. One word I never thought I would utter to describe a Crichton novel: Boring.\n\nAnd this book just looks dumber all the time!","Product: In Volume II of the Flashman Papers, Flashman tangles with femme fatale Lola Montez and the dastardly Otto Von Bismarck in a battle of wits which will decide the destiny of a continent. Did Flashman's adventures in the Duchy of Strackenz provide the inspiration for The Prisoner of Zenda? The similarities are certainly there as Flash Harry becomes embroiled in a desperate succession of escapes, disguises, amours and (when unavoidable) hand-to-hand combats in an epic adventure that takes him from the gaming-halls of London to the dungeons and throne-rooms of Europe. And for once Flashman's talents for deceit and treachery are matched by those of Otto von Bismarck and the beautiful but deadly Lola Montez.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Mein Gott, Herr Flashmeister!\n\nReview: Perhaps it is unfair to give Royal Flash only 4 stars, but I had to distinguish its rating from the first Flashman book, which I would have given 5+ stars.\n\nThe Royal Flash takes Harry Flashman from the comforts of home to Munich - at the invite of Lola Montez! Flashy, what are you thinking? (By the way, Lola Montez is an historical figure - and quite a beauty.) Once in Bavaria he meets his old nemesis Otto Bismarck, who entangles Harry in the intrigues of 1840's Germany, Denmark, and the Schleswig-Holstein Question.\n\nI preferred the more military setting of Afghanistan because it gave full rein to a display of Flashy's physical cowardice, rather than just his moral cowardice. And then he takes an at times some almost un-caddish attitude toward the sweet flower of Strackenz! And I just find an historical war setting more interesting than the political.\n\nHighly recommended, if just slightly less so than the original Flashman.","Product: Celebrated Victorian bounder, cad, and lecher, Sir Harry Flashman, V.C., returns in three new episodes, pitted against some of the greatest villains of the day, and observing two of Britain's most famous heroes. Eleventh volume of the critically acclaimed Flashman Papers. When Sir Harry Flashman, V.C., the celebrated Victorian soldier, scoundrel, amorist and self-confessed poltroon's memoirs first came to light thirty years ago, the world was finally illuminated about what became of the celebrated cowardly bully from Tom Brown's Schooldays. Now, in addition to the other famous adventures of Flash Harry contained in the Flashman Papers, come three new episodes in the career of this eminent if disreputable adventurer. The title piece touches on two of the most spectacular military actions of the century and sees Flashman pitted against one of the greatest villains of the day, and observing, with his usual jaundiced eye, two of its most famous heroes.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Recommended Only for Established Flashman Fans\n\nReview: 'Flashman and the Tiger'; consists of a novella and two short stories. The shorts, which involve an infamous baccarat scandal that touched the Prince of Wales, and the unexpected fallout from the Rorke Drift military disaster are a definite improvement over the novella, which treats an assassination attempt of Emperor Franz Josef in the 1880's.\n\nThe novella occupies roughly two-thirds of the book and wanders along aimlessly. If you are unfamiliar with Flashman and especially the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Royal-Flash-Flashman/dp/0452261120/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Royal Flash (Flashman)</a> you are likely to be more confused than amused.\n\nFraser is not at his best here. The whole book has an unfinished, unpolished feel. Flashman is aged at the time of the events (not just at the time of the writing them down), but I don't think that is the problem. Flashy still rogers along or fondly recalls past rogering, shrinks from danger, and does his foes dirty - behind their back, of course.\n\nThe final short, the eponymous Flashman and the Tiger, contains a good riff on Sherlock Holmes deducing (wrongly on all points).\n\nRecommended only for established Flashman fans. If you are new to to Harry Flashman, best start in the beginning.<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Flashman-A-Novel-Flashman/dp/0452259614/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Flashman: A Novel (Flashman)</a>.","Product: Book by Crichton, Michael\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crichton Goes Out with a Bang\n\nReview: After a couple of mediocre novels (Timeline), I had finally sworn off ever reading Michael Crichton again after his truly awful State of Fear, an anti-environmentalist polemic masquerading as a novel. Luckily for me I heard Alan Cheuse's review Pirate Latitudes on NPR; Cheuse was so effusive in his praise of this swashbuckling barrel of fun that I put aside my qualms and plotted a course for Port Royal.\n\nAnyway, Pirate Latitudes tells the rip-roaring story of privateering (mustn't call them pirates, my dear; piracy is treason) in the Caribbean in 1665. The Spanish control nearly every island and they've reached an uneasy peace with the English King Charles II. Diplomatic niceties won't stop the band of jolly rogues running the English Port Royal. Everyone is one the make from the royal governor on down.\n\n`Captain' Charles Hunter dreams up the unthinkable: take the Spanish island of Matanceros with its impregnable fortress and Spanish loaded down with gold in its harbor. He assembles an expert team and a small crew of 60 and sails away to waves of trouble for them and fun for us. They steal the gold, rescue the royal governor's niece, fight a broadside battle against ridiculous odds, get caught in a hurricane, beat down a kraken (yep, a sea monster) only to find they've been dirty double-crossed. Oh, will Hunter and his crew all be hung for piracy after all?\n\nAlong the way, Crichton painlessly blends in a full ration of grog - err, information about sailing ships in the 17th century Caribbean islands. A boat load of fun.","Product: Using council records, autobiographies, and firsthand descriptions, Brown allows great chiefs and warriors of the Dakota Ute, Cheyenne, and other tribes to tell us in their own words of the battles, and borken treaties that left them defeated.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rapid Destruction of a Way of Life\n\nReview: Dee Brown's book evocatively relates the sad tale of the final displacement of the American Indian from the West. The book covers the period from about 1860 to the Wounded Knee massacre in 1890.\n\nBy 1860 the die was cast for the native peoples of the Plains. The railroad was coming, the buffalo on its way to extermination, their way of life destroyed. And yet, none of it had quite happened yet. The denouement was startlingly swift. Still there were heroic episodes - Red Cloud's War (which wasn't really Red Cloud's, but that's another story), Little Bighorn, Chief Joseph's rebellion, Geronimo's resistance, and the Cheyenne exodus. With the exception of Red Cloud's War and the forced retreat of the US Army from three forts on the Bozeman Trail, these efforts were of the tragic heroic variety with very short-lived success. For example, Crazy Horse surrendered within a year of Little Bighorn. In just a few decades the reader witnesses the fall of the tribes from a state of nomadic freedom to utter subjugation.\n\nHighest recommendation. Very well-written and essential.","Product: This is a nuanced biography of Oliver Cromwell, breaking down Cromwell's life into different parts: fenland farmer and humble backbencher; stalwart of the good old cause and the New Model Army; key figure of the Commonwealth; and, finally Lord Protector. Hill leads the reader unsentimentally through Cromwell's life from his beginnings in Huntingdonshire to his brutal end. Hill brings all his considerable knowledge of the period to bear on the relationships God's Englishman had with God and England. Such a detailed understanding of the workings of providence is vital to understanding Cromwell.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cromwell by \"The Commanding Interpreter of 17th Century England\"\n\nReview: When Christopher Hill died in 2003 at the age of 91 the Guardian rightly called him \"the commanding interpreter of 17th-century England\". Upon publication in 1970 his book `God's Englishman - Oliver Cromwell and the English Revolution `, a nuanced biography of Oliver Cromwell, was a bestseller.\n\nHill leads the reader unsentimentally through Cromwell's life from his beginnings in Huntingdonshire to his brutal end. Hill's Cromwell reaches his apogee in the Commonwealth he helped create and then only grudgingly accepts the `necessity' of the Protectorate. Hill argues that the English Revolution did indeed change the balance of political power between the King and Parliament for good, despite the eventual return of Charles II to the throne.\n\nThe book presumes the reader possesses a good bit of knowledge about the English Civil War. References to individual actors, even the less prominent, are often made without context.\n\nHill was an active Communist up to 1956 when the repression of the Hungarian Revolt led to disenchantment with the Soviets. He remained a Marxist thereafter, suffered blacklisting, but persevered and saw his career reach its great heights. His personal views do not enter into the matter of his biography of Oliver Cromwell.\n\nThis book is not for the beginner looking for an introduction to the English Civil War, but the weekend scholar will find it intriguing, especially his analyses in the closing chapters, especially Cromwell's religious views. (Personally, I enjoyed much more Hill's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-World-Turned-Upside-Down-Radical-Ideas-During-the-English-Revolution-Penguin-History/dp/0140137327/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The World Turned Upside Down: Radical Ideas During the English Revolution (Penguin History)</a>, a unique study of the revolution's true radicals: the Diggers, the Ranters, the Levellers.) A must read for anyone with a serious interest in the English Civil War.","Product: It is the late fourteenth century, a dangerous time beset by war and plague. Nicholas Barber, a young and wayward cleric, stumbles across a group of travelling players and compounds his sins by joining them. Yet the town where they perform reveals another drama: a young woman is to be hanged for the murder of a twelve-year-old boy. What better way to increase their takings than to make a new play, to enact the murder of Thomas Wells? But as the actors rehearse, they discover that the truth about the boy's death has yet to be revealed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Brilliant Literary Historical Fiction\n\nReview: Barry Unsworth writes literary historical fiction. Now there's a sentence that sounds as much like a challenge as a description, by which I mean his writing lifts the genre above clanging swords and abundant dcolletage.\n\nMorality Play is a murder mystery set in 14th century England. Our narrator Thomas is a Benedictine brother \"outside his diocese without license\"; enticed by the delights and promise of a spring day, he wandered off and is still wandering months later when he comes across a band of players in the woods arguing over what to do with a dead body. The dead body is not a murder victim, but rather a deceased member of the troupe.\n\nAfter Thomas is allowed to join the players, they make their way to a nearby town. When the standard Play of Adam fails to fill the coffers, their poverty drives them to a startling innovation: they adapt the \"morality play\" and base it on real events, to wit a play based on a recent murder of a young boy by young woman. Medieval morality plays portrayed good versus evil with characters personifying attributes on one side or the other. Unsworth's play includes God, Mankind, Death, Devil, Justice, Good Counsel, and Truth to name some.\n\nWith only hours to prepare, the players must ad lib and they soon find that their assigned roles organically guide them toward a critical examination of the supposed facts of the crime. After the first performance the troupe spreads across the town to find out more for their evening's performance. Before all is said and done, they get very near the truth and find that they have mightily displeased the local lord.\n\nAside from giving the reader an interesting mystery, Unsworth also takes us literally backstage in the life and work of a traveling medieval theater group. He also convincingly recreates life and the social order of 14th century English town with the threat of plague and famine on Earth followed soon thereafter by hellfire. Unsworth's key insight, however, is found in his exploration of the way that roles can confine and define human behavior. Morality Play is a highly entertaining and stimulating read.","Product: Penguin edition paperback, fine (as new)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kept Me Up Late\n\nReview: (Previously published under the title <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Maigret-and-the-Tavern-by-the-Seine/dp/0156551640/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Maigret and the Tavern by the Seine</a>.)\n\nMaigret delivers the bad news in person to an inmate that clemency has been denied. Before he leaves Maigret learns of a murder six years earlier that the condemned man and a pal had witnessed. The pair blackmailed the murderer until the pigeon flew the coop, the prisoner informers Inspector Maigret but then he clams up with only a vague hint of the location and none as to the identity of the killer. Maigret hangs about and figures out the location from some overheard words. He manages to ingratiate himself into an odd mix of city folk who take a weekly holiday at this village and its bar on the Seine. Inevitably Maigret puts it all together.\n\nThis Maigret story needs a couple of implausible coincidences to make it get started, but then it flows. Why is James plying Maigret with Pernods every day in Paris? Mado, the alluring wife of one of the gang, sleeps around and her husband seems to know, but does that have anything to do with the murder(s)? The same cuckolded husband is in debt up to his eyeballs. Plausible suspects abound. This one kept me up late to get to the finish. Highly recommended.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bin Laden Finally Provoked the War He Wanted\n\nReview: Lawrence Wright, a regular contributor to The New Yorker, provides an immensely instructive history of the development of al-Qaeda. The book begins with a fascinating chapter on Sayyid Qutb, I daresay not a name on the tip of most American tongues, but a man whose writing provided the basis for the future Islamist movement.\n\nWright focuses mainly on providing the factual context and he has some stunning material. The book has about 40 pages of endnotes, a lengthy bibliography, and a list of hundreds of interview subjects. He got an amazing array of people to talk openly about pretty sensitive stuff.\n\nAccording to Wright, Bin Laden was never as wealthy as he is often portrayed (it measured in the millions not hundreds of millions) and was essentially destitute by the time he was booted out of the Sudan. Bin Laden created a myth that blew out of all proportion his role and the role of the so-called Arab Afghans in the Afghan war against the Soviets.\n\nRegarding the 'why', while this question is not Wright's focus, a picture emerges that while they don't quite 'hate us because of our freedom' the radical Islamists do indeed despise Western materialism and cultural modernity. They have declared jihad (and I don't mean in the self-improving sense of jihad) on non-Muslims. Their arrogance even extends to declaring 'takfir' on other Muslims as 'kafir' - basically drumming these other Muslims out of the religion and declaring them apostates. More specifically, Bin Laden was also driven nearly mad by the presence of US forces in the sacred lands of Islam.\n\nRoughly the last third of the book concentrates on US intelligence efforts particularly John O'Neill, the flawed one-time leader of the FBI's counter-terrorism unit. (O'Neill retired in August 2001 and became security director at the World Trade Center - he died on 9/11).\n\nCould 9/11 have been prevented by providing more resources to counter-terrosim, by better cooperation and less personal and institutional antagonism between the CIA and FBI? Wright suggests that this may indeed have been the case. However, he also makes it clear that bin Laden was intent on provoking a violent response that would drag the US into an extended war in the Middle East (he had Afghanistan in mind). Bin Laden was disappointed when the attacks on the US Embassies in Africa and then the attack on the USS Cole did not bring the anticipated war. As long as his organization functioned he was going to attempt greater and greater attacks on the US.\n\nAbsolutely the highest recommendation.","Product: George MacDonald Fraser's famous Flashman series appearing for the first time in B-format with an exciting new series style, ready to please his legions of old fans and attract armies of new ones. The illustrious Flashy gets up to his old tricks in another installment of The Flashman Papers. 'Forward the Light Brigade' Was there a man dismayed? Indeed there was. As the British cavalry prepared to launch themselves against the Russian guns at Balaclava, Harry Flashman was not so much dismayed as terrified. But the Crimea was only the beginning: beyond lay snowbound wastes of the Great Russian slave-empire, torture and death from relentless enemies, headlong escapes, savage tribal hordes to the right of him, passionate and beautiful females to the left of him, and finally that unknown but desperate war on the roof of the world, when India was the mighty prize and there was nothing to stop the armed might of Imperial Russia but the wavering sabre and terrified ingenuity of old Flashy himself.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flashman and the Charge of the Light Brigade\n\nReview: In this fourth packet of the Flashman Papers, our man Flash finds himself in the thick of the Crimean War, including the Charge of the Light Brigade at Balaclava. Flash endures the regettable Lord Haw-Haw, the Earl of Cardigan, who led the Charge (although Lord Raglan deserves at least some of the blame for that fiasco). The reader is introduced to William Howard Russell, the famous Times of London who invented modern war reporting (the generals didn't like having a reporter around then either).\n\nHarry also spends some not altogether unpleasant time in captivity in Russia - although a near encounter with the Russian knout leaves him with severe dyspepsia. Later Flash escapes, but ends up in in a Russian dungeon with Central Asian chieftain Yakub Beg and the warrior Izzat Kutebar. Rescued by Beg's people, Flashy shows some shocking signs of acting entirely honorably and contrary to his self-interest, but his odd behavior is soon explained.\n\nIf you are unfamiliar with the Flashman series, each book is a packet from the supposedly historical Flashman Papers. Flashman is a character of fictional history twice over, first in 'Tom Brown's Schooldays' published in 1857 and now in the George MacDonald Fraser's rediscovery. Fraser makes Flashman not only a cad, but also a reluctant and serial war hero. If you ever start to think Flashman has turned over a new leaf, just keep reading. If this kind of thing interests you I do suggest that you start with the first book in the series, 'Flashman', although each book stands on its own.\n\nThe Flashman series weave historical detail together with spell-binding stories told with frequent hilarity. Highly recommended for fans of British historical fiction or a good ribald tale of any kind.","Product: The Russo-Turkish war is at a critical juncture, and Erast Fandorin, broken-hearted and disillusioned, has gone to the front in an attempt to forget his sorrows. Captured by the Turks, he wins his freedom in a game of backgammon, before finding himself the unlikely rescuer of Varvara Suvorova - a 'progressive' Russian woman trying to make her way to the Russian headquarters to join her fiance. Fandorin's efforts to steer clear of affairs of state are thwarted when a traitor is discovered within the Russian camp. Within days, Varvara's fiance has been accused of treason, a Turkish victory looms on the horizon, and there are rumours that one of Lady Astair's Azazel orphans may be making his own bid for power. Our reluctant gentleman sleuth will need to resurrect all of his dormant powers of detection if he is to unmask the traitor, help the Russians to victory and smooth the path of young love in the third sparkling page-turner from Boris Akunin. 'Akunin...seems able to carry off whatever detective genre he turns to, and makes no bones about incorporating his diverse knowledge into his books' plots. The result is a barnstorming success.' Time Out\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Akunin's Usual Delicious Twists and Turns\n\nReview: 'The Turkish Gambit' continues the career of erstwhile Russian police detective Erast Fandorin in this the third in Boris Akunin's distinctive mystery series (which is wildly popular in Russia). The book is set during the 1877-1878 Russo-Turkish War (the Russian and Ottoman Empires fought some 11 wars altogether and this was the last one, excepting WWI).\n\nFandorin, now in the Russian Army, but still stunned from his tragic loss in 'The Winter Queen' (the first book in the series), takes a back seat for most of the book to the primary narrative voice of the young radical Varya Suvorova. As usual Akunin's tale twists and turns with delightfully chameleon-like characters. The book's denouement centers on the Siege of Pleven - was a traitor providing information to the Turks? Or perhaps a murderous spy was afoot? Or was it just bad strategy implemented with poor tactics by the Russians?\n\nActual historical characters such as the 'White General' Mikhail Sobelev mix with Akunin's inconstant inventions in a complex web of international warfare and intrigue. Highly recommended.","Product: Vintage Hardcover book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Guthrie Captures the West and the End of an Era\n\nReview: The Big Sky is the first in a series of great Western novels by A.B. Guthrie. The story begins in 1830 as young Boone Caudill escapes his Kentucky home for the plains and mountains of the west. He meets up with Jim Deakins, a pleasant country philosopher, early on his journey and finally the experienced mountain man Dick Summers on the keelboat trip up the Missouri.\n\nI enjoyed Deakins' theological disquisitions. \"You can't beat God for bein' picky. No, sir. If he catches you playin' cards or sayin' one swear word...it's to hell with you forever and ever...Even thinkin' is mighty dangerous. As a man thinketh, that's how he is, and to hell with him ag'in. Why you reckon he gave us a thinker then?...God is some busybody.\"\n\nGuthrie takes us up the Missouri, a slow fight all the way, across the plains, into the mountains and back. He creates for the reader the palpable sense of the openness and wildness of the West. Yet the book steps back from fully romanticizing the end of the mountain man era. The story is often disturbing, not the least in Boone Caudill's quick and often brutal ways.\n\nHighest recommendation for anyone interested in the American West.","Product: Text: English, French (translation)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Maigret Nearing Retirement is Still Maigret\n\nReview: Simenon was so prolific a writer that it can be hard to separate one Maigret story from another. He is reputed to have nearly all of them at one go. There is a sameness to them, but that is a good thing. The stories are as reliable as Maigret himself.\n\nChief Inspector Maigret solves crimes by real police work, investigation, and psychological understanding. He relies on his assistants Lucas, Janvier, and Lapointe to find the answers to his inquiries [albeit most of their work is done off stage (or off page as it were)]. He probes the key witnesses with his sometimes seemingly odd questions. And then at the correct moment he faces the criminal and allows them to confirm their guilt to him. If he can keep the examining magistrate out of the way, that is.\n\nMost of his criminals are not particularly evil, just flawed people (like most people) who chose to act wrongly. And most of the victims are not particularly morally elevated. Maigret understands the world is not widely populated with saints and devils. This understanding allows him to be psychologically comfortable in widely differing social settings. And Maigret himself is not without flaws. He is no blooming optimist and is rarely to be found without some cloud hanging over him.\n\nIn this edition, Maigret's retirement is within sight. He feels nearly used up and passed by. In particular, he has to deal with a young and aggressive chief magistrate, a man from a new more refined and educated generation. A man from an old and formerly wealthy family is murdered by a burglar. Or is he? The family biscuit-making business is in a downward spiral, which is fitting because pretty much the whole family is crackers. Who would bother to kill one of them? And why?"],"string":"[\n \"Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: English ( Mono ), German ( Mono ), Italian ( Mono ), Spanish ( Mono ), Arabic ( Subtitles ), Dutch ( Subtitles ), English ( Subtitles ), German ( Subtitles ), Greek ( Subtitles ), Hindi ( Subtitles ), Hungarian ( Subtitles ), Italian ( Subtitles ), Portuguese ( Subtitles ), Romanian ( Subtitles ), Spanish ( Subtitles ), Turkish ( Subtitles ), ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Anamorphic Widescreen, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: Jim Wormold is an expatriate Englishman living in pre-revolutionary Havana with his teenage daughter Milly. He owns a vacuum cleaner shop but isn't very successful so he accepts an offer from Hawthorne of the British Secret Service to recruit a network of agents in Cuba. Wormold hasn't got a clue where to start but when his friend Dr. Hasselbacher suggests that the best secrets are known to no one, he decides to manufacture a list of agents and provides fictional tales for the benefit of his masters in London. He is soon seen as the best agent in the Western Hemisphere but it all begins to unravel when the local police decode his cables and start rounding up his 'network' and he learns that he is the target of a group out to kill him.; SCREENED/AWARDED AT: Golden Globes, ...Our Man in Havana\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Life Imitates Art Imitating Life?\\n\\nReview: The movie version of Graham Greene's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Our-Man-in-Havana-Penguin-Classics/dp/0142438006/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Our Man in Havana (Penguin Classics)</a> is well worth a watch - if you can find it in the US. Hmm, a movie about Cold War paranoia that cannot be purchased in the US? Perhaps the spooks at the CIA really do have a sense of humor.\\n\\nAlec Guinness stars as Jim Wormold in this comedic spy thriller. Wormold is a vacuum salesman in Havana with a daughter with expensive tastes. He becomes the unlikely head of a British spy ring and is handsomely rewarded by MI-6. Only one problem: the spy ring is fake. Make that two problems: He is so successful, the Brits send out a couple helpers. No, wait more problems. Although the spy ring is fake, the names Wormold provides are of real live people in Havana. The bad guys get wind of the spy ring and for all they know, these are real spies. The movie combines humor with action.\\n\\nThe movie was filmed on location in Havana very shortly after the revolution removed the dictator Batista from power. Nearly a half-century later, it remains the last US movie shot in Cuba. In addition to Guinness, the movie also features Burl Ives, Ralph Richardson, Noel Coward, Maureen O'Hara, and Ernie Kovacs. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Filmed on location throughout Europe, this \\\"Masterpiece Theatre\\\" favorite stars Sean Bean as maverick British officer Richard Sharpe, the swashbuckling hero of Bernard Cornwell's best-selling novels. Each collection captures the danger and sheer spectacle of the battle against Napoleon's forces in 19th-century Spain. Collection I features Pete Postlethwaite as Sgt. Obediah Hakeswill in \\\"Sharpe's Rifles,\\\" \\\"Sharpe's Company,\\\" \\\"Sharpe's Enemy,\\\" and \\\"Sharpe's Eagles.\\\" Collection I is 6-1/2 hours on 4 cassettes or 4 DVDs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Read the Books and Then Continue Your Sharpe Adventure Here\\n\\nReview: First things first, read the Bernard Cornwell books *before* you watch the DVDs <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Sharpe-s-Rifles-Richard-Sharpe-s-Adventure-Series-6/dp/0140294295/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Sharpe's Rifles (Richard Sharpe's Adventure Series #6)</a>. The books are, as usual better, and you can make your own mental picture of Richard Sharpe, Sgt. Harper and the rest. One other thing, de aware that these are not feature film quality productions - they were TV shows on BBC in the 1990's.\\n\\nFans of the Sharpe series should sit back enjoy the TV shows and not worry too much when events on the screen vary from those in the books (we know that Sharpe saves Arthur Wellesley in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Sharpe-s-Triumph-Richard-Sharpe-and-the-Battle-of-Assaye-September-1803-Richard-Sharpe-s-Adventure-Series-2/dp/0060951974/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Sharpe's Triumph: Richard Sharpe and the Battle of Assaye, September 1803 (Richard Sharpe's Adventure Series #2)</a> and not in the much later in the Peninsular War). These productions capture the feel of the books: Sharpe's honest character, his irresistibility to beautiful women (and them to him), exciting battles scenes, nefarious backstabbing, and the colorful characters. Sean Bean excels as Richard Sharpe (though he seems a bit too pretty at first). Brian Cox is wonderful as the intelligence officer Hogan, Daragh O'Malley convinces as the burly Irish Seargant Harper, Assumpta Serna plays the sensual, but fiery Spanish noblewoman and rebel fighter, and David Troughton plays Sir Arthur with just the right touch.\\n\\nEnjoy this one and some 15 sequels.\",\n \"Product: The complete first series of the popular drama starring Michael Kitchen. Detective Chief Superintendent Christopher Foyle (Kitchen) longs to join the war effort but is left frustrated when his application for transfer is refused. To his surprise however, he finds the turmoil of conflict means his skills are in demand on the home front. As WW2 rages over Europe, one man fights his own battle against murder, mystery and betrayal on the south coast of England. Episodes included: 'The German Woman', 'The White Feather', 'A Lesson In Murder' and 'Eagle Day'.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Murder & Life in England During the War - Great TV\\n\\nReview: This series is so good that I am re-posting my review of the entire series here as well. You should not miss the series.\\n\\nI have an Anglophile fondness for British literature, British detective stories and British TV detective series. I recently came across a phenomenally good series called Foyle's War. The show stars Michael Kitchen as Detective Chief Superintendent (DCS) Christopher Foyle, a frustrated detective in the backwater of Hastings who would rather be serving more directly in the war effort. Things have been quiet in Hastings for the past millennium since the Invasion of England, 1066.\\n\\nFortunately for us, the British government turns down his requests for a transfer and he goes about solving murders and other crimes in East Essex on the southeast coast. His driver is a young woman with the unlikely name of Sam Stewart played an actress with the even more unlikely name of Honeysuckle Weeks. His sergeant is a vet who lost his leg in Norway.\\n\\nFoyle's demeanor and doggedly persistent approach to solving crimes is one attraction. The back story of England during the war and the meticulous attention to detail is another. The era is rich in subject matter, some of it surprisingly fresh (did you know about English detention camps for alien residents?), some of it expected but done very well (for example, the series treats rationing, shortages, secret military operations, the arrival of the Yanks, war fatigue, black markets, and of course, the bombings).\\n\\nKitchen was marvelous as the prince/king in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/House-of-Cards-Trilogy-House-of-Cards-To-Play-the-King-The-Final-Cut/dp/B00009MGGI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">House of Cards Trilogy (House of Cards / To Play the King / The Final Cut)</a> and is even better here. But as with the Wire, while the acting is superb and production quality is top notch, it is the writing of Anthony Horowitz (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Midsomer-Murders-Set-One/dp/1569385882/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Midsomer Murders - Set One</a>) that really sets the series apart.\\n\\nWhile I still consider <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Wire-The-Complete-Series/dp/B001FA1P1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Wire: The Complete Series</a> the best TV show ever, Foyle's War has taken second place by such a log margin that I'm not even sure what number three is. Foyle's War is a good deal more accessible than The Wire, i.e. watch any episode from any season and you will not only be entertained, but you will also have a good grasp of what is going on - not the case with The Wire.\\n\\nHaving rapidly worked my way through the first four seasons' worth of DVDs, I find myself reluctant to watch the last two episodes because I don't want it to end (But, hey, I can start over and watch them again!).\\n\\nDrop the English reserve; Foyle's War gets my unreserved highest recommendation.\",\n \"Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: German ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), WIDESCREEN (1.85:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Biographies, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, Trailer(s), SYNOPSIS: A look at Germany's terrorist group, The Red Army Faction (RAF), which organized bombings, robberies, kidnappings and assassinations in the late 1960s and '70s. Based on Stefan Aust's best-selling nonfiction book. SCREENED/AWARDED AT: BAFTA Awards, Golden Globes, Oscar Academy Awards, ...The Baader Meinhof Complex ( Der Baader Meinhof Komplex ) ( La bande Baader )\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Window on Another Time\\n\\nReview: The Baader Meinhof Complex marks another successful historical drama for the German film industry (after <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Lives-of-Others/dp/B000OVLBGC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Lives of Others</a>, a superb film about the East German surveillance society, <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Downfall/dp/B0009RCPUC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Downfall</a>, an equally excellent portrayal of Hitler's last days, and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Sophie-Scholl-The-Final-Days/dp/B000H5V8H2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Sophie Scholl - The Final Days</a>, a slightly less outstanding movie that tells the little known story of internal resistance to the Nazis).\\n\\nThe film revisits the 1960s and 70s' and the notorious Red Army Faction led by Andreas Baader (played by Moritz Bleibtreu), his lover Gudrun Ensslin (Johanna Wokalek) and Ulrike Meinhof (Martina Gedeck, who also starred in The Lives of Others). The story begins to take shape when a protest of the Shah's visit in 1967 becomes the infamous June 2 police riot, which the film makers marvelously recreate. This event launches the journalist Meinhof on her journey to radicalism. Like their compatriots in other countries young Germans rebel against all forms of authority and protest against the Vietnam War. German youth had the added fuel of knowing that the generation of the authorities had failed to rebel against Hitler.\\n\\nThe movie's pacing and focus on action keeps the viewer riveted as the Baader Meinhof group becomes increasingly radicalized. Bank holdups almost inevitably lead to violence. The violence leads to police reaction and repression. Eventually the leaders end up in prison. They see themselves as political prisoners, which is true to the extent that their crimes were politically motivated, but not in the sense that they imprisoned because of their political beliefs. Their primary focus then becomes to get the leaders out of prison and they pursue that end with increasingly desperate, not to say suicidal, actions (seizing the German embassy in Sweden and finally coordinating the hijacking of a Lufthansa plane with Palestinian extremists). The internal logic runs amuck.\\n\\nThe movie initially evokes sympathy for most of the members (not Baader; he is portrayed as a homicidally-inclined authoritarian who has found a perfect bunch of new friends). The uptight establishment needed to be challenged, the War in Vietnam was wrong, the West did exploit the Third World (of course, so did the East). Their hedonism is appealing (not so much to their Arab associates). They were young, audacious, and beautiful (they weren't really that alluring were they?).\\n\\nBut their politics and their political actions were ludicrous (not to say infantile). In this sense, they remind me of the Weather Underground. Baader Meinhof was more violent, more often, but just as detached from political reality. Neither organization had any mass base or posed any threat of revolution whatsoever, but they deluded themselves that they were doing something politically important. They were aided and abetted in this self-important view by the police (especially in the US) who reacted as if the groups were a serious threat to political stability. Both groups underestimated the ability and willingness of Western governments to adopt totalitarian tactics to destroy leftists who resorted to action in the street.\\n\\nI don't know whether the movie gives soft handling to the German police or not; maybe they really were more restrained than the infamous local US police and FBI `red squads'. The leader of the anti-radical unit (played by Bruno Ganz who played Hitler in Downfall) is portrayed as thoughtful and generally moderate, but the rank-and-file police are shown handing out beatings and the prisoners are subjected to lengthy terms of solitary confinement. But the movie does not pursue explore the possibility that government-paid agitators might have attained leadership positions (as they most certainly did in the US).\\n\\nFortunately, the movie focuses on the action rather than the ideology (Mao is cited only once or twice). The film does not romanticize the revolutionaries nor does it expend energy trying to figure out the `why'; no navel-gazing or introspective brooding. But action was what Baader Meinhof was about, not reflecting on whether the action made any sense. The best thing that I can say about the movie is that it will help anyone over 50 explain the Sixties to their children and entertain as well.\",\n \"Product: Along with more session work ( Come On in My Kitchen Delaney & Bonnie; Push Push Herbie Mann; Dirty Old Man Lulu; It Ain't Fair Aretha Franklin; You Reap What You Sow Otis Rush; Matchbox Ronnie Hawkins), Vol. 2 has Duane's Happily Married Man; No Money Down , and Going Up the Country ; Allman Brothers gems (including an unissued live Midnight Rider ), and more!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One for the Ages\\n\\nReview: The Duane Allman Anthology Volume 2 brings together an eclectic mix of musicians and Allman's superior guitar skills. The range of music on this two-disc set displays Allman's versatility. Blues, Motown, southern rock, straight rock 'n roll, funky jazz, Creole rock - all manner of R&B - you find it all here.\\n\\nIn addition to his work with the Allmans Brothers Band, Allman was a session musician. Most of the songs here feature someone other than Allman such as King Curtis, Aretha Franklin, Herbie Mann, Otis Rush, Dr. John Creaux, Wilson Pickett, Lulu, Boz Scaggs, Delaney & Bonnie, and Ronnie Hawkins.\\n\\n(Pickett's 'Born to be Wild' was one of the anthems of a generation - looking back from middle-aged parenthood I can only imagine how thrilled my parents were to hear that song blaring!)\\n\\nThe album goes from one triumph to another. 'Walk on Gilded Splinters' featuring Dr. John is worth the purchase price all by itself. Likewise, 'The Weight' by King Curtis and 'Push Push' by Herbie Mann.\\n\\nThere's also plenty to satisfy Allman Brothers Band aficionados. 'Done Somebody Wrong' and 'Midnight Rider' (live from the Fillmore East) as well as 'Leave My Blues at Home' all feature the full band.\\n\\nAllman's carefree nature is on display in 'The Happily Married Man' (refrain: I ain't seen my wife in 2 or 3 years, I'm a happily married man) and 'No Money Down', a Chuck Berry song about trading in his 'broke-down raggedy Ford' for a Cadillac with a nuclear reactor, railroad air horn, and psychedelic strobe spot.\\n\\nBlistering good music. Highest recommendation.\",\n \"Product: Physical description: 479 p. ; 22 cm. Notes: Includes bibliographical references. Subject: Fiction.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Reprehensible Flash Rides Again - and Again and Again\\n\\nReview: The seventh entry in the Flashman series is two books in one. The book picks up where <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Flash-for-Freedom-Flashman/dp/0452260892/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Flash for Freedom! (Flashman)</a> ended. It's 1849 and Flash is in New Orleans, on the run from the law. He reacquaints himself with Susie Wilnick, a local madam who is moving her brothel west to join the flood of Forty Niners heading to California. Flash marries - again - but even at great personal risk he cannot help his roving eyes...and hands and so forth.\\n\\nHe leaves Susie along the west (and in order to take his leave, he commits a deed that is shameful even by Harry Flashman's standards.) He then begins a wild trip across the Old West, even living with Apaches for awhile (where he weds yet again). Along the way, the reader meets many historical characters including Spotted Tail, John Joel Glanton, Mangas Coloradas, Geronimo, and Kit Carson. One of the more interesting historical bits involves Bent's Fort and its mysterious destruction. Harry was there and resolves the mystery.\\n\\nAs always Fraser deflates the mythology surrounding historical figures. This characteristic debunking is a bit odd because Fraser believed the mythology about his own army and his own war, the Indian 17th Division of the British Army fighting in Burma during the last months of World War Two (See his war memoir <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Quartered-Safe-Out-Here-A-Harrowing-Tale-of-World-War-II/dp/1602391904/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Quartered Safe Out Here: A Harrowing Tale of World War II</a>).\\n\\nFlashman manages to escape the Apaches and returns to England. In Part Two, Elspeth, his `real' English wife convinces Harry to return to the States, which introduces us to even more historical figures and eventually lands Harry right in the midst of the Battle of the Little Big Horn. I found the first part more entertaining and the ending was more than a bit of stretch.\\n\\nFraser is a marvelous story teller and as he spins out his entertaining tales one also picks up a good deal of history. The reader should exercise caution in accepting Fraser's history. His version tends to be based on older sources and he eschewed more modern works (and certainly rejected modern viewpoints). Enjoy it for what it is: well-told speculations on historical mysteries. While some will be offended by Flashman's views on women, Indians, Africans, and other people of color, in fairness, he also did not generally hold other white men in high regard, perhaps because Harry knew what a scoundrel he was himself.\",\n \"Product: This stunning, atmospheric thriller set in war-torn Europe won the CWA Gold Dagger and has now been reissued with the Javier Falcon series. A Portuguese bank is founded on the back of Nazi wartime deals. Over half a century later a young girl is murdered in Lisbon. 1941. Klaus Felsen, SS, arrives in Lisbon and the strangest party in history where Nazis and Allies, refugees and entrepreneurs dance to the strains of opportunism and despair. Felsen's war takes him to the bleak mountains of the north where a brutal battle is being fought for an element vital to Hitler's blitzkrieg. Late 1990s, Lisbon. Inspector Ze Coelho is investigating the murder of a young girl with a disturbing sexual past. As Ze digs deeper he overturns the dark soil of history and unearths old bones. The 1974 revolution has left injustices of the old fascist regime unresolved. But there's an older, greater injustice for which this small death in Lisbon is horrific compensation, and in his final push for the truth, Ze must face the most chilling opposition.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Twin Tales from Portugal - Wow, What a Finish\\n\\nReview: For much of the book A Small Death in Lisbon is like reading two novels. One book follows the investigation by Inspector Ze Coehlo into the 1990's murder and possible sexual assault of a 16-year old daughter of a powerful Portuguese lawyer. The other one is the tale of German businessman and SS supporter Klaus Felsen who is 'persuaded' to move to Portugal and obtain wolfram (tungsten) for the Nazi war effort. Great fortunes are amassed and powerful connections established.\\n\\nWilson sets his tale in 20th century European history. He covers aspects of WW II that were new to this reader and from a German and Portuguese perspective - also unusual - and the reign of the conservative dictator Salazar and the revolution of 1974. Portugal's development as a modern society provides the background for much of the story.\\n\\nBoth those stories are interesting in their own right, but meander along and the reader is left to wonder how the two stories could possibly come together. Finally about midway into the book the author drops a clue. Things begin to pick up.\\n\\nI partially agree with another reviewer (who, unlike me, did not like the book): there is a lot of drinking, smoking, sex, and violence. The sex and violence passages are descriptive without quite being gratuitously graphic, in my opinion, but others will disagree. To each his own, but some readers may want to be aware of these elements.\\n\\nI probably would have given the book four stars, but in the last 100 pages or so the twin stories crash together as the tale reaches an exciting and satisfying resolution. As I closed the book cover, I actually said 'wow, what a finish'.\",\n \"Product: The first instalment of the Flashman Papers sees the fag-roasting rotter from Tom Brown's Schooldays commence his military career as a reluctant secret agent in Afghanistan. Expelled from Rugby for drunkenness, and none too welcome at home after seducing his father's mistress, the young Flashman embarks on a military career with Lord Cardigan's Hussars. En route to Afghanistan, our hero hones his skills as a soldier, duellist, imposter, coward and amorist (mastering all 97 ways of Hindu love-making during a brief sojourn in Calcutta), before being pressed into reluctant service as a secret agent. His Afghan adventures culminate in a starring role in that great historic disaster, the Retreat from Kabul.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flashy, you young devil!\\n\\nReview: Harry Flashman, aka Flashy, is a coward and a cad, not to mention one horny devil. His sense of self-preservation is exceeded only by his most incredible luck. 'Flashman' begins the series of tales that relate Flashy's exploits. The book begins with Flashy being kicked out of school, cuckolding his own father, joining and being thrown out of the 11th Hussars, but ending up in India and then Afghanistan with British Army.\\n\\nThe tale is told from the long lost Flashman Papers written when Flashy is 80 years old. He is shamelessly honest about his youthful dishonesty, cowardice, treachery, and womanizing. Sometimes I would begin to think 'well, Flashy is really just giving voice to the same fears that every soldier feels in the face of imminent battle and likely death', but then he'll do something dreadfully base, contemptible, detestable, dirty, dishonorable, low, mean, sordid, vile, and wretched and then I remember just what a despicable character he has - funny, magnetic, and almost loveable, but despicable nonetheless!\\n\\nAbsolutely hilarious. Highest recommendation. I can't wait to read the next book in the series, Royal Flash.\",\n \"Product: The latest book in the brilliant, bestselling Sharpe series brings Sharpe to Portugal, and reunites him with Harper. It is 1809 and Lieutenant Sharpe, who belongs to a small British army that has a precarious foothold in Portugal, is sent to look for Kate Savage, the daughter of an English wine shipper. But before he can discover the missing girl, the French onslaught on Portugal begins and the city of Oporto falls. Sharpe is stranded behind enemy lines, but he has Patrick Harper, he has his riflemen and he has the assistance of a young, idealistic Portuguese officer. Together, they have to find the missing girl and extricate themselves from the entanglements cast by Colonel Christopher, a mysterious Englishman who has his own ideas on how the French can be ejected from Portugal. Those ideas are as fantastic as they are dangerous, but the French are rampant, Lisbon is threatened and Christopher sees Sharpe and his riflemen as the only obstacles to his subtle scheme. But there is a newly arrived British commander in Lisbon, Sir Arthur Wellesley, and just when Sharpe and his men seem doomed, Sir Arthur mounts his own counter-attack, an operation that will send the French army reeling back into the northern mountains. Sharpe becomes a hunter instead of the hunted and he will exercise a dreadful revenge on the men who double-crossed him. Sharpe's Havoc is a classic Sharpe story, a return to Portugal in the company of Sergeant Patrick Harper, Captain Hogan and Sharpe's beloved Greenjackets, who can turn a battle as fast as Cornwell's readers can turn a page.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Bejabbers, Boys, I Have the Cuckoo\\\"\\n\\nReview: As Cornwell explains in his always enlightening 'historical note' he visted the Barrossa battlefield while on a personal trip to Spain and thus Sharpe and Harper were sure to follow.\\n\\nSharpe's Fury tells the tale of a crucial turning point in the Penninsular War against Napoleon's armies - the 1811 Battle of Barrossa. Spain (or the Spain that was allied with Britain) was reduced to a foothold in Cadiz. The British won (with virtually no Spanish help) and a tide was turned. The battle also featured the first 'eagle' (or cuckoo) taken by the British (Sharpe's Eagle notwithstanding).\\n\\nI've read nearly all the Sharpe books (as well several other Cornwell novels) and I found Sharpe's Fury to be every bit as good as any of the others (well, except maybe Sharpe's Fortress, a personal favorite). The book features an exciting retelling of a famous Napleonic battle with numerous real historical characters (Thomas Graham, Henry Wellesley, and Sgt. Patrick Masterson to name a few) and of course a beautiful and intelligent woman.\\n\\nHighly recommended for fans of Sharpe, historical action novels or the Napleonic wars.\",\n \"Product: The bestselling author of Fermat's Last Theorem and The Code Book tells the story of the brilliant minds that deciphered the mysteries of the Big Bang. A fascinating exploration of the ultimate question: how was our universe created? Albert Einstein once said: 'The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.' Simon Singh believes geniuses like Einstein are not the only people able to grasp the physics that govern the universe. We all can. As well as explaining what the Big Bang theory actually is and why cosmologists believe it is an accurate description of the origins of the universe, this book is also the fascinating story of the scientists who fought against the established idea of an eternal and unchanging universe. Simon Singh, renowned for making difficult ideas much less daunting than they first seem, is the perfect guide for this journey. Everybody has heard of the Big Bang Theory. But how many of us can actually claim to understand it? With characteristic clarity and a narrative peppered with anecdotes and personal histories of those who have struggled to understand creation, Simon Singh has written the story of the most important theory ever.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Phenomenally Interesting, Engaging, Stimulating and, Readable\\n\\nReview: For this reader with a lot formal education, but very little of it in the physical sciences, Simon Singh's `Big Bang' was phenomenally interesting, engaging, intellectually stimulating, readable, and educational. Others with more background in cosmology may find it too basic. Singh takes the reader through the history of cosmology as he builds toward an explanation of the Big Bang theory. The opening chapter explains the ancient's earth-centered (and common sensical) view of the universe and its downfall at the hands of Copernicus, Brahe, Kepler and Galileo. Later chapters follow the disproof of ether, Einstein's special and general theories of relativity, and the `great debate' between the supporters of a static universe and Lemaitre and others who supported the idea of an expanding (Big Bang) universe.\\n\\nA large portion of the book follows the scientific efforts to gather evidence to support one view or the other. The renowned Edwin Hubble and the less so Henrietta Leavitt played key roles in finally providing enough evidence supporting the Big Bang theory to at least make it a credible argument. The remainder of the book follows the debate between the solid state theorists led by Fred Hoyle and the Big Bang backers led first by Gamow and Alpher, but later by others who resolved some of the nagging doubts about the theory, for example, the crucial 1992 proof of tiny variations in cosmic microwave background radiation.\\n\\nEach chapter (at least in the P.S. version) has handy summary notes. Singh provides a useful glossary as well as recommended further readings for each chapter.\\n\\nI generally read 50-75 books a year and rate The Big Bang as one of my top five books of the year. Five measly stars don't do it justice. I will resist the temptation to rate as a supernova, but this book greatly enhanced my understanding of the world around us and was a joy to read.\\n\\nAbsolutely the highest recommendation.\",\n \"Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchases deadly cavitation technology, built to his specifications. In Vancouver, a small research submarine is leased for use in the waters of New Guinea. And in Tokyo, an intelligence agent tries to understand what it all means. Thus begins Michael Crichton's exciting and provocative techno-thriller State of Fear. Only Crichton's unique ability to blend scientific fact with pulse-pounding fiction could bring such disparate elements to a heart-stopping conclusion. This is Crichton's most wide-ranging thriller. State of Fear takes the reader from the glaciers of Iceland to the volcanoes of Antarctica, from the Arizona desert to the deadly jungles of the Solomon Islands, from the streets of Paris to the beaches of Los Angeles. The novel races forward on a roller-coaster thrill ride, all the while keeping the brain in high gear. Gripping and thought-provoking, State of Fear is Michael Crichton at his best.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Reader Beware! Not the Crichton you expect - or deserve.\\n\\nReview: I suppose it is obligatory to say that I have read many of Crichton's books and loved them - Jurassic Park, Timeline, Rising Sun and so on - but this book stinks. It is mostly Crichton's screed against the science behind global warming. Fine, whatever, he's entitled to his opinion. I am a skeptic on global warming myself.\\n\\nMy problem is that Crichton has used his status as a super-author to foist his political opinions on us, his loyal readers, and not given us a good story to go with it! OK, we get it, Crichton, you don't find the science or the reporting on global warming to be credible. The book has footnotes, for crying out loud - this is a novel, a mass market paperback from the guy who writes about recreating dinosaurs and time travel. I read (or used to read) Crichton's novels to be entertained. In the past the science behind his stories helped make them interesting. A bit of science, a little suspension of disbelief, a good tale; that's what I expect from Crichton, but in this book we learn that Crichton takes himself far more seriously than his readers ever should.\\n\\nI always figured with a writer like Crichton I did not need to read the reviews because I knew what I was getting - thus, this reader's sense of betrayal when I was blind-sided by a polemic with a bad story attached. One word I never thought I would utter to describe a Crichton novel: Boring.\\n\\nAnd this book just looks dumber all the time!\",\n \"Product: In Volume II of the Flashman Papers, Flashman tangles with femme fatale Lola Montez and the dastardly Otto Von Bismarck in a battle of wits which will decide the destiny of a continent. Did Flashman's adventures in the Duchy of Strackenz provide the inspiration for The Prisoner of Zenda? The similarities are certainly there as Flash Harry becomes embroiled in a desperate succession of escapes, disguises, amours and (when unavoidable) hand-to-hand combats in an epic adventure that takes him from the gaming-halls of London to the dungeons and throne-rooms of Europe. And for once Flashman's talents for deceit and treachery are matched by those of Otto von Bismarck and the beautiful but deadly Lola Montez.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Mein Gott, Herr Flashmeister!\\n\\nReview: Perhaps it is unfair to give Royal Flash only 4 stars, but I had to distinguish its rating from the first Flashman book, which I would have given 5+ stars.\\n\\nThe Royal Flash takes Harry Flashman from the comforts of home to Munich - at the invite of Lola Montez! Flashy, what are you thinking? (By the way, Lola Montez is an historical figure - and quite a beauty.) Once in Bavaria he meets his old nemesis Otto Bismarck, who entangles Harry in the intrigues of 1840's Germany, Denmark, and the Schleswig-Holstein Question.\\n\\nI preferred the more military setting of Afghanistan because it gave full rein to a display of Flashy's physical cowardice, rather than just his moral cowardice. And then he takes an at times some almost un-caddish attitude toward the sweet flower of Strackenz! And I just find an historical war setting more interesting than the political.\\n\\nHighly recommended, if just slightly less so than the original Flashman.\",\n \"Product: Celebrated Victorian bounder, cad, and lecher, Sir Harry Flashman, V.C., returns in three new episodes, pitted against some of the greatest villains of the day, and observing two of Britain's most famous heroes. Eleventh volume of the critically acclaimed Flashman Papers. When Sir Harry Flashman, V.C., the celebrated Victorian soldier, scoundrel, amorist and self-confessed poltroon's memoirs first came to light thirty years ago, the world was finally illuminated about what became of the celebrated cowardly bully from Tom Brown's Schooldays. Now, in addition to the other famous adventures of Flash Harry contained in the Flashman Papers, come three new episodes in the career of this eminent if disreputable adventurer. The title piece touches on two of the most spectacular military actions of the century and sees Flashman pitted against one of the greatest villains of the day, and observing, with his usual jaundiced eye, two of its most famous heroes.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Recommended Only for Established Flashman Fans\\n\\nReview: 'Flashman and the Tiger'; consists of a novella and two short stories. The shorts, which involve an infamous baccarat scandal that touched the Prince of Wales, and the unexpected fallout from the Rorke Drift military disaster are a definite improvement over the novella, which treats an assassination attempt of Emperor Franz Josef in the 1880's.\\n\\nThe novella occupies roughly two-thirds of the book and wanders along aimlessly. If you are unfamiliar with Flashman and especially the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Royal-Flash-Flashman/dp/0452261120/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Royal Flash (Flashman)</a> you are likely to be more confused than amused.\\n\\nFraser is not at his best here. The whole book has an unfinished, unpolished feel. Flashman is aged at the time of the events (not just at the time of the writing them down), but I don't think that is the problem. Flashy still rogers along or fondly recalls past rogering, shrinks from danger, and does his foes dirty - behind their back, of course.\\n\\nThe final short, the eponymous Flashman and the Tiger, contains a good riff on Sherlock Holmes deducing (wrongly on all points).\\n\\nRecommended only for established Flashman fans. If you are new to to Harry Flashman, best start in the beginning.<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Flashman-A-Novel-Flashman/dp/0452259614/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Flashman: A Novel (Flashman)</a>.\",\n \"Product: Book by Crichton, Michael\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crichton Goes Out with a Bang\\n\\nReview: After a couple of mediocre novels (Timeline), I had finally sworn off ever reading Michael Crichton again after his truly awful State of Fear, an anti-environmentalist polemic masquerading as a novel. Luckily for me I heard Alan Cheuse's review Pirate Latitudes on NPR; Cheuse was so effusive in his praise of this swashbuckling barrel of fun that I put aside my qualms and plotted a course for Port Royal.\\n\\nAnyway, Pirate Latitudes tells the rip-roaring story of privateering (mustn't call them pirates, my dear; piracy is treason) in the Caribbean in 1665. The Spanish control nearly every island and they've reached an uneasy peace with the English King Charles II. Diplomatic niceties won't stop the band of jolly rogues running the English Port Royal. Everyone is one the make from the royal governor on down.\\n\\n`Captain' Charles Hunter dreams up the unthinkable: take the Spanish island of Matanceros with its impregnable fortress and Spanish loaded down with gold in its harbor. He assembles an expert team and a small crew of 60 and sails away to waves of trouble for them and fun for us. They steal the gold, rescue the royal governor's niece, fight a broadside battle against ridiculous odds, get caught in a hurricane, beat down a kraken (yep, a sea monster) only to find they've been dirty double-crossed. Oh, will Hunter and his crew all be hung for piracy after all?\\n\\nAlong the way, Crichton painlessly blends in a full ration of grog - err, information about sailing ships in the 17th century Caribbean islands. A boat load of fun.\",\n \"Product: Using council records, autobiographies, and firsthand descriptions, Brown allows great chiefs and warriors of the Dakota Ute, Cheyenne, and other tribes to tell us in their own words of the battles, and borken treaties that left them defeated.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rapid Destruction of a Way of Life\\n\\nReview: Dee Brown's book evocatively relates the sad tale of the final displacement of the American Indian from the West. The book covers the period from about 1860 to the Wounded Knee massacre in 1890.\\n\\nBy 1860 the die was cast for the native peoples of the Plains. The railroad was coming, the buffalo on its way to extermination, their way of life destroyed. And yet, none of it had quite happened yet. The denouement was startlingly swift. Still there were heroic episodes - Red Cloud's War (which wasn't really Red Cloud's, but that's another story), Little Bighorn, Chief Joseph's rebellion, Geronimo's resistance, and the Cheyenne exodus. With the exception of Red Cloud's War and the forced retreat of the US Army from three forts on the Bozeman Trail, these efforts were of the tragic heroic variety with very short-lived success. For example, Crazy Horse surrendered within a year of Little Bighorn. In just a few decades the reader witnesses the fall of the tribes from a state of nomadic freedom to utter subjugation.\\n\\nHighest recommendation. Very well-written and essential.\",\n \"Product: This is a nuanced biography of Oliver Cromwell, breaking down Cromwell's life into different parts: fenland farmer and humble backbencher; stalwart of the good old cause and the New Model Army; key figure of the Commonwealth; and, finally Lord Protector. Hill leads the reader unsentimentally through Cromwell's life from his beginnings in Huntingdonshire to his brutal end. Hill brings all his considerable knowledge of the period to bear on the relationships God's Englishman had with God and England. Such a detailed understanding of the workings of providence is vital to understanding Cromwell.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cromwell by \\\"The Commanding Interpreter of 17th Century England\\\"\\n\\nReview: When Christopher Hill died in 2003 at the age of 91 the Guardian rightly called him \\\"the commanding interpreter of 17th-century England\\\". Upon publication in 1970 his book `God's Englishman - Oliver Cromwell and the English Revolution `, a nuanced biography of Oliver Cromwell, was a bestseller.\\n\\nHill leads the reader unsentimentally through Cromwell's life from his beginnings in Huntingdonshire to his brutal end. Hill's Cromwell reaches his apogee in the Commonwealth he helped create and then only grudgingly accepts the `necessity' of the Protectorate. Hill argues that the English Revolution did indeed change the balance of political power between the King and Parliament for good, despite the eventual return of Charles II to the throne.\\n\\nThe book presumes the reader possesses a good bit of knowledge about the English Civil War. References to individual actors, even the less prominent, are often made without context.\\n\\nHill was an active Communist up to 1956 when the repression of the Hungarian Revolt led to disenchantment with the Soviets. He remained a Marxist thereafter, suffered blacklisting, but persevered and saw his career reach its great heights. His personal views do not enter into the matter of his biography of Oliver Cromwell.\\n\\nThis book is not for the beginner looking for an introduction to the English Civil War, but the weekend scholar will find it intriguing, especially his analyses in the closing chapters, especially Cromwell's religious views. (Personally, I enjoyed much more Hill's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-World-Turned-Upside-Down-Radical-Ideas-During-the-English-Revolution-Penguin-History/dp/0140137327/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The World Turned Upside Down: Radical Ideas During the English Revolution (Penguin History)</a>, a unique study of the revolution's true radicals: the Diggers, the Ranters, the Levellers.) A must read for anyone with a serious interest in the English Civil War.\",\n \"Product: It is the late fourteenth century, a dangerous time beset by war and plague. Nicholas Barber, a young and wayward cleric, stumbles across a group of travelling players and compounds his sins by joining them. Yet the town where they perform reveals another drama: a young woman is to be hanged for the murder of a twelve-year-old boy. What better way to increase their takings than to make a new play, to enact the murder of Thomas Wells? But as the actors rehearse, they discover that the truth about the boy's death has yet to be revealed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Brilliant Literary Historical Fiction\\n\\nReview: Barry Unsworth writes literary historical fiction. Now there's a sentence that sounds as much like a challenge as a description, by which I mean his writing lifts the genre above clanging swords and abundant dcolletage.\\n\\nMorality Play is a murder mystery set in 14th century England. Our narrator Thomas is a Benedictine brother \\\"outside his diocese without license\\\"; enticed by the delights and promise of a spring day, he wandered off and is still wandering months later when he comes across a band of players in the woods arguing over what to do with a dead body. The dead body is not a murder victim, but rather a deceased member of the troupe.\\n\\nAfter Thomas is allowed to join the players, they make their way to a nearby town. When the standard Play of Adam fails to fill the coffers, their poverty drives them to a startling innovation: they adapt the \\\"morality play\\\" and base it on real events, to wit a play based on a recent murder of a young boy by young woman. Medieval morality plays portrayed good versus evil with characters personifying attributes on one side or the other. Unsworth's play includes God, Mankind, Death, Devil, Justice, Good Counsel, and Truth to name some.\\n\\nWith only hours to prepare, the players must ad lib and they soon find that their assigned roles organically guide them toward a critical examination of the supposed facts of the crime. After the first performance the troupe spreads across the town to find out more for their evening's performance. Before all is said and done, they get very near the truth and find that they have mightily displeased the local lord.\\n\\nAside from giving the reader an interesting mystery, Unsworth also takes us literally backstage in the life and work of a traveling medieval theater group. He also convincingly recreates life and the social order of 14th century English town with the threat of plague and famine on Earth followed soon thereafter by hellfire. Unsworth's key insight, however, is found in his exploration of the way that roles can confine and define human behavior. Morality Play is a highly entertaining and stimulating read.\",\n \"Product: Penguin edition paperback, fine (as new)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kept Me Up Late\\n\\nReview: (Previously published under the title <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Maigret-and-the-Tavern-by-the-Seine/dp/0156551640/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Maigret and the Tavern by the Seine</a>.)\\n\\nMaigret delivers the bad news in person to an inmate that clemency has been denied. Before he leaves Maigret learns of a murder six years earlier that the condemned man and a pal had witnessed. The pair blackmailed the murderer until the pigeon flew the coop, the prisoner informers Inspector Maigret but then he clams up with only a vague hint of the location and none as to the identity of the killer. Maigret hangs about and figures out the location from some overheard words. He manages to ingratiate himself into an odd mix of city folk who take a weekly holiday at this village and its bar on the Seine. Inevitably Maigret puts it all together.\\n\\nThis Maigret story needs a couple of implausible coincidences to make it get started, but then it flows. Why is James plying Maigret with Pernods every day in Paris? Mado, the alluring wife of one of the gang, sleeps around and her husband seems to know, but does that have anything to do with the murder(s)? The same cuckolded husband is in debt up to his eyeballs. Plausible suspects abound. This one kept me up late to get to the finish. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bin Laden Finally Provoked the War He Wanted\\n\\nReview: Lawrence Wright, a regular contributor to The New Yorker, provides an immensely instructive history of the development of al-Qaeda. The book begins with a fascinating chapter on Sayyid Qutb, I daresay not a name on the tip of most American tongues, but a man whose writing provided the basis for the future Islamist movement.\\n\\nWright focuses mainly on providing the factual context and he has some stunning material. The book has about 40 pages of endnotes, a lengthy bibliography, and a list of hundreds of interview subjects. He got an amazing array of people to talk openly about pretty sensitive stuff.\\n\\nAccording to Wright, Bin Laden was never as wealthy as he is often portrayed (it measured in the millions not hundreds of millions) and was essentially destitute by the time he was booted out of the Sudan. Bin Laden created a myth that blew out of all proportion his role and the role of the so-called Arab Afghans in the Afghan war against the Soviets.\\n\\nRegarding the 'why', while this question is not Wright's focus, a picture emerges that while they don't quite 'hate us because of our freedom' the radical Islamists do indeed despise Western materialism and cultural modernity. They have declared jihad (and I don't mean in the self-improving sense of jihad) on non-Muslims. Their arrogance even extends to declaring 'takfir' on other Muslims as 'kafir' - basically drumming these other Muslims out of the religion and declaring them apostates. More specifically, Bin Laden was also driven nearly mad by the presence of US forces in the sacred lands of Islam.\\n\\nRoughly the last third of the book concentrates on US intelligence efforts particularly John O'Neill, the flawed one-time leader of the FBI's counter-terrorism unit. (O'Neill retired in August 2001 and became security director at the World Trade Center - he died on 9/11).\\n\\nCould 9/11 have been prevented by providing more resources to counter-terrosim, by better cooperation and less personal and institutional antagonism between the CIA and FBI? Wright suggests that this may indeed have been the case. However, he also makes it clear that bin Laden was intent on provoking a violent response that would drag the US into an extended war in the Middle East (he had Afghanistan in mind). Bin Laden was disappointed when the attacks on the US Embassies in Africa and then the attack on the USS Cole did not bring the anticipated war. As long as his organization functioned he was going to attempt greater and greater attacks on the US.\\n\\nAbsolutely the highest recommendation.\",\n \"Product: George MacDonald Fraser's famous Flashman series appearing for the first time in B-format with an exciting new series style, ready to please his legions of old fans and attract armies of new ones. The illustrious Flashy gets up to his old tricks in another installment of The Flashman Papers. 'Forward the Light Brigade' Was there a man dismayed? Indeed there was. As the British cavalry prepared to launch themselves against the Russian guns at Balaclava, Harry Flashman was not so much dismayed as terrified. But the Crimea was only the beginning: beyond lay snowbound wastes of the Great Russian slave-empire, torture and death from relentless enemies, headlong escapes, savage tribal hordes to the right of him, passionate and beautiful females to the left of him, and finally that unknown but desperate war on the roof of the world, when India was the mighty prize and there was nothing to stop the armed might of Imperial Russia but the wavering sabre and terrified ingenuity of old Flashy himself.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flashman and the Charge of the Light Brigade\\n\\nReview: In this fourth packet of the Flashman Papers, our man Flash finds himself in the thick of the Crimean War, including the Charge of the Light Brigade at Balaclava. Flash endures the regettable Lord Haw-Haw, the Earl of Cardigan, who led the Charge (although Lord Raglan deserves at least some of the blame for that fiasco). The reader is introduced to William Howard Russell, the famous Times of London who invented modern war reporting (the generals didn't like having a reporter around then either).\\n\\nHarry also spends some not altogether unpleasant time in captivity in Russia - although a near encounter with the Russian knout leaves him with severe dyspepsia. Later Flash escapes, but ends up in in a Russian dungeon with Central Asian chieftain Yakub Beg and the warrior Izzat Kutebar. Rescued by Beg's people, Flashy shows some shocking signs of acting entirely honorably and contrary to his self-interest, but his odd behavior is soon explained.\\n\\nIf you are unfamiliar with the Flashman series, each book is a packet from the supposedly historical Flashman Papers. Flashman is a character of fictional history twice over, first in 'Tom Brown's Schooldays' published in 1857 and now in the George MacDonald Fraser's rediscovery. Fraser makes Flashman not only a cad, but also a reluctant and serial war hero. If you ever start to think Flashman has turned over a new leaf, just keep reading. If this kind of thing interests you I do suggest that you start with the first book in the series, 'Flashman', although each book stands on its own.\\n\\nThe Flashman series weave historical detail together with spell-binding stories told with frequent hilarity. Highly recommended for fans of British historical fiction or a good ribald tale of any kind.\",\n \"Product: The Russo-Turkish war is at a critical juncture, and Erast Fandorin, broken-hearted and disillusioned, has gone to the front in an attempt to forget his sorrows. Captured by the Turks, he wins his freedom in a game of backgammon, before finding himself the unlikely rescuer of Varvara Suvorova - a 'progressive' Russian woman trying to make her way to the Russian headquarters to join her fiance. Fandorin's efforts to steer clear of affairs of state are thwarted when a traitor is discovered within the Russian camp. Within days, Varvara's fiance has been accused of treason, a Turkish victory looms on the horizon, and there are rumours that one of Lady Astair's Azazel orphans may be making his own bid for power. Our reluctant gentleman sleuth will need to resurrect all of his dormant powers of detection if he is to unmask the traitor, help the Russians to victory and smooth the path of young love in the third sparkling page-turner from Boris Akunin. 'Akunin...seems able to carry off whatever detective genre he turns to, and makes no bones about incorporating his diverse knowledge into his books' plots. The result is a barnstorming success.' Time Out\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Akunin's Usual Delicious Twists and Turns\\n\\nReview: 'The Turkish Gambit' continues the career of erstwhile Russian police detective Erast Fandorin in this the third in Boris Akunin's distinctive mystery series (which is wildly popular in Russia). The book is set during the 1877-1878 Russo-Turkish War (the Russian and Ottoman Empires fought some 11 wars altogether and this was the last one, excepting WWI).\\n\\nFandorin, now in the Russian Army, but still stunned from his tragic loss in 'The Winter Queen' (the first book in the series), takes a back seat for most of the book to the primary narrative voice of the young radical Varya Suvorova. As usual Akunin's tale twists and turns with delightfully chameleon-like characters. The book's denouement centers on the Siege of Pleven - was a traitor providing information to the Turks? Or perhaps a murderous spy was afoot? Or was it just bad strategy implemented with poor tactics by the Russians?\\n\\nActual historical characters such as the 'White General' Mikhail Sobelev mix with Akunin's inconstant inventions in a complex web of international warfare and intrigue. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Vintage Hardcover book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Guthrie Captures the West and the End of an Era\\n\\nReview: The Big Sky is the first in a series of great Western novels by A.B. Guthrie. The story begins in 1830 as young Boone Caudill escapes his Kentucky home for the plains and mountains of the west. He meets up with Jim Deakins, a pleasant country philosopher, early on his journey and finally the experienced mountain man Dick Summers on the keelboat trip up the Missouri.\\n\\nI enjoyed Deakins' theological disquisitions. \\\"You can't beat God for bein' picky. No, sir. If he catches you playin' cards or sayin' one swear word...it's to hell with you forever and ever...Even thinkin' is mighty dangerous. As a man thinketh, that's how he is, and to hell with him ag'in. Why you reckon he gave us a thinker then?...God is some busybody.\\\"\\n\\nGuthrie takes us up the Missouri, a slow fight all the way, across the plains, into the mountains and back. He creates for the reader the palpable sense of the openness and wildness of the West. Yet the book steps back from fully romanticizing the end of the mountain man era. The story is often disturbing, not the least in Boone Caudill's quick and often brutal ways.\\n\\nHighest recommendation for anyone interested in the American West.\",\n \"Product: Text: English, French (translation)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Maigret Nearing Retirement is Still Maigret\\n\\nReview: Simenon was so prolific a writer that it can be hard to separate one Maigret story from another. He is reputed to have nearly all of them at one go. There is a sameness to them, but that is a good thing. The stories are as reliable as Maigret himself.\\n\\nChief Inspector Maigret solves crimes by real police work, investigation, and psychological understanding. He relies on his assistants Lucas, Janvier, and Lapointe to find the answers to his inquiries [albeit most of their work is done off stage (or off page as it were)]. He probes the key witnesses with his sometimes seemingly odd questions. And then at the correct moment he faces the criminal and allows them to confirm their guilt to him. If he can keep the examining magistrate out of the way, that is.\\n\\nMost of his criminals are not particularly evil, just flawed people (like most people) who chose to act wrongly. And most of the victims are not particularly morally elevated. Maigret understands the world is not widely populated with saints and devils. This understanding allows him to be psychologically comfortable in widely differing social settings. And Maigret himself is not without flaws. He is no blooming optimist and is rarely to be found without some cloud hanging over him.\\n\\nIn this edition, Maigret's retirement is within sight. He feels nearly used up and passed by. In particular, he has to deal with a young and aggressive chief magistrate, a man from a new more refined and educated generation. A man from an old and formerly wealthy family is murdered by a burglar. Or is he? The family biscuit-making business is in a downward spiral, which is fitting because pretty much the whole family is crackers. Who would bother to kill one of them? And why?\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":23,"string":"23"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":186,"string":"186"}}},{"rowIdx":187,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A26MAEXDS5Y1HZ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Doctor and author Robin Cook is widely credited with introducing the word 'medical' to the thriller genre, and over twenty years after the publication of his breakthrough novel, Coma, he continues to dominate the category he created. Cook has successfully combined medical fact with fiction to produce over twenty-seven international bestsellers, including Outbreak (1987), Terminal (1993), Contagion (1996), Chromosome 6 (1997), Foreign Body (2008), Intervention (2010) and most recently Cure (2011).\". The summary of the review text is \"Cook Risks Varying His Formula\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Robin Cook's Acceptable Risk is something of a departure for this popular author, but the risk Cook took by trying something new has an acceptable conclusion. Many authors find a formula and stick with it. Their fans eagerly await each new effort with new characters filling virtually identical plots. Sometimes when these authors want to do something different they have to publish their different kind of book under a different name. Cook's previous books have not had identical plots, but they almost always have a medico, usually female, who stumbles upon a nefarious medically related scheme and at great personal risk exposes the bad guys. Acceptable Risk does involve medicine, and is based in Massachusetts, frequently the case in Cook's works. However, while there is a drug research theme, the book is really about the Salem witch trials of the 1600's-but brought forward into the present. The protagonist, Kimberly Stewart, is a surgical nurse at Mass General. She is also descended from one of the women whom the Puritans executed for witchcraft--but the family doesn't talk about it. She becomes involved with a research scientist and incidentally the two of them decide to research her family history relative to the Salem trials. They can find no evidence that her ancestress was involved, in spite of family legend. Kimberly and her boyfriend try to resolve the discrepancy, and stumble upon a possible fungus-related cause for the whole witch hunt episode--while the boyfriend stumbles upon a possible billion dollar behavior modification drug. As the story unfolds the two principals undergo their own changes, and the novel provides a subtle commentary on the trend today to treat personal and social problems with new and improved chemistry. It all comes out okay in the end, but many have to pay a bitter price for the lessons they learn. There are no real villains in Acceptable Risk --just some archetypical types who fit the general format of a Robin Cook novel. There is just as much tension and suspense as Cook usually provides, but in a different kind of vehicle."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Robin Cook's Acceptable Risk is something of a departure for this popular author, but the risk Cook took by trying something new has an acceptable conclusion. Many authors find a formula and stick with it. Their fans eagerly await each new effort with new characters filling virtually identical plots. Sometimes when these authors want to do something different they have to publish their different kind of book under a different name. Cook's previous books have not had identical plots, but they almost always have a medico, usually female, who stumbles upon a nefarious medically related scheme and at great personal risk exposes the bad guys. Acceptable Risk does involve medicine, and is based in Massachusetts, frequently the case in Cook's works. However, while there is a drug research theme, the book is really about the Salem witch trials of the 1600's-but brought forward into the present. The protagonist, Kimberly Stewart, is a surgical nurse at Mass General. She is also descended from one of the women whom the Puritans executed for witchcraft--but the family doesn't talk about it. She becomes involved with a research scientist and incidentally the two of them decide to research her family history relative to the Salem trials. They can find no evidence that her ancestress was involved, in spite of family legend. Kimberly and her boyfriend try to resolve the discrepancy, and stumble upon a possible fungus-related cause for the whole witch hunt episode--while the boyfriend stumbles upon a possible billion dollar behavior modification drug. As the story unfolds the two principals undergo their own changes, and the novel provides a subtle commentary on the trend today to treat personal and social problems with new and improved chemistry. It all comes out okay in the end, but many have to pay a bitter price for the lessons they learn. There are no real villains in Acceptable Risk --just some archetypical types who fit the general format of a Robin Cook novel. There is just as much tension and suspense as Cook usually provides, but in a different kind of vehicle."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: LARGE PRINT HARDBACK.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Different, But Not Boaring\n\nReview: For the dedicated Hillerman reader, this latest may be disappointing. We have become accustomed to excellent mysteries which are also anthropology lessons. In almost if not every story of Joe Leaphorn and Jim Chee, Tony Hillerman has presented his readers with lessons about many facets of the southwestern Native American culture, the problems this culture faces. This novel is more a straight thriller, without significant overtones of cultural stress and adaptation. The basic plot line does have a Native American connection. It seems that the Department of the Interior is responsible for a trust fund for Native Americans. The trust is where royalties and other payments for oil, gas, timber, and other sales from reservation lands are deposited so that the money can be used for the benefit of the tribes. It also seems that tens of billions of dollars which should be in the trust are not, and there doesn't seem to be any explanation. A senator hires a retiring CIA specialist in pipelines to investigate what is happening in the \"four-corners\" territory, especially as it related to activities of a billionaire recluse who may be dabbling in hard drugs as well as petroleum. The implication is that the billionaire is diverting gas and oil from the pipeline and avoiding paying royalties-or anything else. The covert investigator is found murdered on the reservation and Jim Chee is the investigating officer. But the FBI claims jurisdiction, transfers case management to Washington, and then stonewalls. Chee wonders why the apparent cover-up and keeps on digging. Enough waves are made that DC people involved in investigating the trust fund situation wonder if there is a connection and ask Joe Leaphorn, now retired, to look into the case. What follows is a very good thriller, with unlikely \"heroes\" and bad guys getting their just desserts. The implications of Washington insider conspiracies are raised but never resolved; yet, while not quite up to Hillerman's stories which do have stronger cultural lessons, this is a very good book. PS: the sinister pig is not Native American but pipeline related. Read the book to find out what the title reference is about.","Product: Chronologically, this is the third title in the series featuring British soldier Richard Sharpe\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Another Sharpe Novel from Cornwell\n\nReview: Bernard Cornwell writes historical fiction, most of it in the old style of Forrester's Hornblower and F. Van Wyck Mason. Much of his work has been the story of Richard Sharpe and his adventures as a member of Wellington's British army during the Peninsula Campaign in the war against Napoleon's France. The character Richard Sharpe is an illegitimate orphan from London's workhouses who enlisted in the army one step ahead of prison and hanging. He served in Wellington's army in India and saved Wellington's life in a battle. As a reward he was made an officer. The Sharpe's Rifles series begins with Richard as a Lieutenant, and takes him through battles and hard-earned promotions to Waterloo. Eight of the novels were made into a BBC television series, which has been shown on US public television and which is available on cassette. Cornwell wrote one additional book in the series, filling in between two earlier ones, and one Sharpe novel which occurs well after the Napoleonic Wars. He then started a \"prequel\" series providing background and telling the story of Richard Sharpe in India. Sharpe's Fortress is the fourth in the series set in India. Richard is already commissioned, and is just beginning to feel the alienation from fellow-officers because he isn't a gentleman. He is also learning to deal with enmity from enlisted soldiers because he isn't a proper officer-a gentleman who gives orders by right. The series of battles which led to the defeat of the Mahrattas and established the British Raj in India is interesting history. This novel begins with the Battle of Argaum and ends with the Siege of Gawilghur, which broke the back of the Mahratta empire. Now Sharpe and Wellington will be heading back to England, and this reader hopes that Cornwell will have more exciting stories to cover the six years between the end of this book and the beginning of Sharpe's Rifles. Richard Sharpe is to the British Army what Horatio Hornblower was to the British Navy. And Cornwell's stories are wonderful reading.","Product: Thomas of Hookton is one of those archers. When his village is sacked by French raiders, he makes a promise to God: to retrieve the relic stolen from Hookton's church. Escaping his father's ambitions, he becomes a wild youth who delights in the life of an army on the warpath. Driven by his conscience and protected by his fearsome skills, he enters a world where lovers become enemies and enemies become friends, where his only certainty is that somewhere, beyond a horizon smeared with the smoke of fires set by the rampaging English army, a terrible enemy awaits him. This enemy would harness the power of Chistendom's greatest relic: the Grail itself. Here, in the first book of a new series, the quest begins. It leads him through the fields of France, to the village of Crecy where two great armies meet on the hillside to do battle.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: History From The Trenches\n\nReview: Bernard Cornwell is best known for his Sharpe's Rifles series, covering Wellington's Peninsula Campaign of the Napoleonic Wars; and expanding to a prequel series about the creation of the British Raj in India. He has also looked into the American Civil War (The Starbuck Chronicles), the American Revolution (Redcoat), Arthurian legend (The Warlord Series), and the dawn of British history (Stonehenge). All are well written, although the American books fall far short of the British ones. Cornwell's latest is British again, and is up to his standards.\n Thomas of Hookton is the illegitimate, but acknowledged son of the very unusual village priest in the seaside hamlet of Hookton. Everyone assumes that the priest is of noble birth, and at least a little crazy. He even has books! Which he reads! He intends Thomas for the clergy as well, and Thomas already has one year at Oxford. Thomas's real love, however, is archery. He is a master of that strange, new, and uniquely British weapon, the longbow. French pirates, commanded by a mysterious character who gives his name as \"Harlequin, attack Hookton on Easter morning, kill the priest, steal the precious holy relic displayed at the church, and start Thomas off on his adventure.\n When the pirates attack, Thomas goes for his longbow, and mounts the only defense of the village; but it is too little, too late. Thomas finds his father dying and learns that \"Harlequin\" is actually his cousin and that the holy relic in the church is a mystic family heirloom which his father stole from his family when he fell out with them. But his father does not tell him his family name before he dies.\n With nothing left in Hookton, Thomas goes to the wars, enlisting as a common bowman. He becomes a soldier in the British army which has invaded France as the Hundred Years War begins. What follows is Cornwell's masterful narration of historical fact set in the thoughts and deeds of his characters. It appears from the ending that this is the first in a new series of Cornwell histories. This reader will certainly look forward to the books that follow.","Product: It was one of the greatest human experiments ever undertaken: to populate an unknown land with the criminal, the unloved and the unwanted of English society. Amid conditions of brutality that paralleled those of slavery, 'The First Fleet' was sent to a place no European but the legendary Captain Cook had ever seen. Left to live or die on the hostile Australian continent, these convicts - and their equally isolated guards - occupy the centre of Colleen McCullough's compelling new epic. Richard Morgan - convicted felon and educated, intelligent, resourceful man - finds the will to survive, experience the joys of love, and finally make an indelible mark upon the new frontier. A thoroughly researched historical saga rich in romance, adventure and unforgettable characters, Morgan's Run has the makings of a modern classic.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Australian Fable of Job\n\nReview: Colleen McCullough is Australian, and established herself as a writer with The Thorn Birds, a novel of Australia. In the last few years she has been writing stories of ancient Rome, but in Morgan's Run returns to her native Australia. This novel is about the initial colonization of Australia with the Botany Bay penal colony and its offshoot on Norfolk Island, a thousand miles away. The story begins in Bristol, England, as the American Revolution is starting. Richard Morgan is middle class, unassuming, and devoted to his wife and son-unusually so for the time. Prospering until after the American war is lost, Morgan Job-like loses his fortune and family, and runs afoul of aristocratic shenanigans, ending up a convicted felon sentenced to be transported. But with the American colonies gone, England has no place to send her gaol-filling convicts. Barely discovered, much less explored, Australia is picked as the ideal dumping ground. After all, it is two oceans away, and the problem will definitely be out of sight. And by sending only convicts and their keepers, there is not likely to be another of those pesky revolutions. McCullogh captures the soul of long-suffering, long-enduring Richard Morgan as he copes with horrific prison conditions, convict labor, a transport ship little better than a slaver (which it was before being contracted as a convict transport), and a totally disorganized and corrupt expedition. A reader cannot but help to understand why the newly independent Americans insisted on the Bill of Rights as part of its written Constitution. Inept bureaucrats and corruption have been harder to overcome. This is not an action-adventure. It is a well-told tale of a man with deep inner strength, a man who perseveres through adversity. A Job. In her afterword, McCullough promises more about Richard Morgan and his family. Perhaps we will not have to wait too long.","Product: President Jack Ryan faces a world crisis unlike any he has ever known, in Tom Clancy's extraordinary new novel. Being President isn't getting any easier. Domestic pitfalls await him at every turn and in Moscow someone may have tried to take out the chairman of the SVR with a rocket-propelled grenade. Even more disturbing may be the identities of the potential assassins. Were they the Russian Mafia, disaffected former KGB or something far more dangerous at work? Even while Ryan dispatches his most trusted eyes and ears to find out the truth, forces in China are moving ahead with a plan of audacious proportions. If they succeed, the world will never look the same. If they fail...the consequences will be unspeakable.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: And the Saga Continues\n\nReview: When Tom Clancy ended Debt of Honor (1994) with Jack Ryan as President of the United States, this reader thought that Clancy would have to move on to another character. After all, what more could Ryan do? He had progressed from a history professor at Annapolis to junior analyst at the CIA to National Security Advisor to Vice-President, and now held the top office in the land. Well, Clancy did have another adventure for Ryan. In Executive Orders (1996) Clancy found a plot for continuing the Ryan saga, with Jack reconstituting the government, successfully countering a ploy by a corrupt politician to take the presidency away from him, and foiling a Chinese-backed attempt by Iran to destroy the United States through germ warfare. (The Chinese were also silent partners in Japan's plot in Debt of Honor.) In The Bear and The Dragon, Clancy has once again found a plot for President Ryan. This time the Chinese Politburo moves directly to gain control of eastern Siberia, its resources and its space for the burgeoning Chinese population. Russia has found gold deposits larger than those of South Africa and petroleum deposits larger than in the Persian Gulf. With these resources, a well-managed Russia will have the capital, in hard currency, to modernize its economy and solve its internal problems. Chinese leaders do not want a sound Russia on its borders, and do want the capital to consolidate their own positions and solidify their military strength so they may rebuff foreign influence-especially economic. Jack and the United States survive and conquer, of course, but the tale is told with Clancy's inimitable, suspense-filled style. A reader's observation on Clancy's style is that while he still uses long discourses, and lots of technical description, the discourses are less detailed technology and more personal reflection. He seems to have matured into more concern for individual motivation and political philosophy. Clancy has Ryan acting in a politically conservative fashion, making decisions based on logic and consideration of popular welfare more than political position. Wouldn't we all like to see that in Washington? The problem is agreeing on the definition and the methods of achieving popular welfare.","Product: David Baldacci is the nine-time New York Times best-selling author of ABSOLUTE POWER, TOTAL CONTROL, THE WINNER, THE SIMPLE TRUTH, SAVING FAITH, WISH YOU WELL, LAST MAN STANDING, THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN and SPLIT SECOND. He lives in Virginia with his wife and two children.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Ride the Rails to Romance\n\nReview: Many writers notable in one genre seem to want to try their hands in another. It does seem strange for a best-selling author of hard-hitting action-adventure and suspense to put out a sweet little Christmas romance, but that is what David Baldacci has done - and done very well.\n Journalist Tom Langdon enjoyed being a foreign correspondent, working at the cutting edge of war, famine, pestilence, and terrorism. He enjoyed it so much that when his lover, soul-mate and fellow correspondent Ellie wanted to quit, he just let her go. After the glamor died for him, and he returned to the states for much more mundane writing assignments, he missed her, but couldn't bring himself to admit error and seek her out.\n Now its almost Christmas, and Tom is on his way from Washington to Los Angeles to meet Lelia, with whom he has a generally satisfactory part-time and long-range relationship, for the holiday. However, because of an episode where he vigorously expressed his resentment about being hassled by an airport security guard, he is banned by the airlines from domestic flights. So he decides to take the train, and maybe get an article about the experience. And an experience it is!\n Tom meets many interesting people on his journey, not least of whom are the train crews who embody the best of an old fashioned customer service orientation. He also finds Ellie, now Eleanor, currently a movie writer who is traveling with her producer boss to research - you guessed it - a movie about train travel. The trip is full of romance - eloping lovers who are to be married on the train- as well as skulduggery, interesting characters of various types, and adventure. Tom also does some soul-searching and self-evaluation about Eleanor and other life choices. And, of course, there is a very satisfactory surprise ending.\n Sometimes when writers go outside of their niche the result is disappointing. This trip (both in genre and in plot) is very successful."],"string":"[\n \"Product: LARGE PRINT HARDBACK.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Different, But Not Boaring\\n\\nReview: For the dedicated Hillerman reader, this latest may be disappointing. We have become accustomed to excellent mysteries which are also anthropology lessons. In almost if not every story of Joe Leaphorn and Jim Chee, Tony Hillerman has presented his readers with lessons about many facets of the southwestern Native American culture, the problems this culture faces. This novel is more a straight thriller, without significant overtones of cultural stress and adaptation. The basic plot line does have a Native American connection. It seems that the Department of the Interior is responsible for a trust fund for Native Americans. The trust is where royalties and other payments for oil, gas, timber, and other sales from reservation lands are deposited so that the money can be used for the benefit of the tribes. It also seems that tens of billions of dollars which should be in the trust are not, and there doesn't seem to be any explanation. A senator hires a retiring CIA specialist in pipelines to investigate what is happening in the \\\"four-corners\\\" territory, especially as it related to activities of a billionaire recluse who may be dabbling in hard drugs as well as petroleum. The implication is that the billionaire is diverting gas and oil from the pipeline and avoiding paying royalties-or anything else. The covert investigator is found murdered on the reservation and Jim Chee is the investigating officer. But the FBI claims jurisdiction, transfers case management to Washington, and then stonewalls. Chee wonders why the apparent cover-up and keeps on digging. Enough waves are made that DC people involved in investigating the trust fund situation wonder if there is a connection and ask Joe Leaphorn, now retired, to look into the case. What follows is a very good thriller, with unlikely \\\"heroes\\\" and bad guys getting their just desserts. The implications of Washington insider conspiracies are raised but never resolved; yet, while not quite up to Hillerman's stories which do have stronger cultural lessons, this is a very good book. PS: the sinister pig is not Native American but pipeline related. Read the book to find out what the title reference is about.\",\n \"Product: Chronologically, this is the third title in the series featuring British soldier Richard Sharpe\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Another Sharpe Novel from Cornwell\\n\\nReview: Bernard Cornwell writes historical fiction, most of it in the old style of Forrester's Hornblower and F. Van Wyck Mason. Much of his work has been the story of Richard Sharpe and his adventures as a member of Wellington's British army during the Peninsula Campaign in the war against Napoleon's France. The character Richard Sharpe is an illegitimate orphan from London's workhouses who enlisted in the army one step ahead of prison and hanging. He served in Wellington's army in India and saved Wellington's life in a battle. As a reward he was made an officer. The Sharpe's Rifles series begins with Richard as a Lieutenant, and takes him through battles and hard-earned promotions to Waterloo. Eight of the novels were made into a BBC television series, which has been shown on US public television and which is available on cassette. Cornwell wrote one additional book in the series, filling in between two earlier ones, and one Sharpe novel which occurs well after the Napoleonic Wars. He then started a \\\"prequel\\\" series providing background and telling the story of Richard Sharpe in India. Sharpe's Fortress is the fourth in the series set in India. Richard is already commissioned, and is just beginning to feel the alienation from fellow-officers because he isn't a gentleman. He is also learning to deal with enmity from enlisted soldiers because he isn't a proper officer-a gentleman who gives orders by right. The series of battles which led to the defeat of the Mahrattas and established the British Raj in India is interesting history. This novel begins with the Battle of Argaum and ends with the Siege of Gawilghur, which broke the back of the Mahratta empire. Now Sharpe and Wellington will be heading back to England, and this reader hopes that Cornwell will have more exciting stories to cover the six years between the end of this book and the beginning of Sharpe's Rifles. Richard Sharpe is to the British Army what Horatio Hornblower was to the British Navy. And Cornwell's stories are wonderful reading.\",\n \"Product: Thomas of Hookton is one of those archers. When his village is sacked by French raiders, he makes a promise to God: to retrieve the relic stolen from Hookton's church. Escaping his father's ambitions, he becomes a wild youth who delights in the life of an army on the warpath. Driven by his conscience and protected by his fearsome skills, he enters a world where lovers become enemies and enemies become friends, where his only certainty is that somewhere, beyond a horizon smeared with the smoke of fires set by the rampaging English army, a terrible enemy awaits him. This enemy would harness the power of Chistendom's greatest relic: the Grail itself. Here, in the first book of a new series, the quest begins. It leads him through the fields of France, to the village of Crecy where two great armies meet on the hillside to do battle.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: History From The Trenches\\n\\nReview: Bernard Cornwell is best known for his Sharpe's Rifles series, covering Wellington's Peninsula Campaign of the Napoleonic Wars; and expanding to a prequel series about the creation of the British Raj in India. He has also looked into the American Civil War (The Starbuck Chronicles), the American Revolution (Redcoat), Arthurian legend (The Warlord Series), and the dawn of British history (Stonehenge). All are well written, although the American books fall far short of the British ones. Cornwell's latest is British again, and is up to his standards.\\n Thomas of Hookton is the illegitimate, but acknowledged son of the very unusual village priest in the seaside hamlet of Hookton. Everyone assumes that the priest is of noble birth, and at least a little crazy. He even has books! Which he reads! He intends Thomas for the clergy as well, and Thomas already has one year at Oxford. Thomas's real love, however, is archery. He is a master of that strange, new, and uniquely British weapon, the longbow. French pirates, commanded by a mysterious character who gives his name as \\\"Harlequin, attack Hookton on Easter morning, kill the priest, steal the precious holy relic displayed at the church, and start Thomas off on his adventure.\\n When the pirates attack, Thomas goes for his longbow, and mounts the only defense of the village; but it is too little, too late. Thomas finds his father dying and learns that \\\"Harlequin\\\" is actually his cousin and that the holy relic in the church is a mystic family heirloom which his father stole from his family when he fell out with them. But his father does not tell him his family name before he dies.\\n With nothing left in Hookton, Thomas goes to the wars, enlisting as a common bowman. He becomes a soldier in the British army which has invaded France as the Hundred Years War begins. What follows is Cornwell's masterful narration of historical fact set in the thoughts and deeds of his characters. It appears from the ending that this is the first in a new series of Cornwell histories. This reader will certainly look forward to the books that follow.\",\n \"Product: It was one of the greatest human experiments ever undertaken: to populate an unknown land with the criminal, the unloved and the unwanted of English society. Amid conditions of brutality that paralleled those of slavery, 'The First Fleet' was sent to a place no European but the legendary Captain Cook had ever seen. Left to live or die on the hostile Australian continent, these convicts - and their equally isolated guards - occupy the centre of Colleen McCullough's compelling new epic. Richard Morgan - convicted felon and educated, intelligent, resourceful man - finds the will to survive, experience the joys of love, and finally make an indelible mark upon the new frontier. A thoroughly researched historical saga rich in romance, adventure and unforgettable characters, Morgan's Run has the makings of a modern classic.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Australian Fable of Job\\n\\nReview: Colleen McCullough is Australian, and established herself as a writer with The Thorn Birds, a novel of Australia. In the last few years she has been writing stories of ancient Rome, but in Morgan's Run returns to her native Australia. This novel is about the initial colonization of Australia with the Botany Bay penal colony and its offshoot on Norfolk Island, a thousand miles away. The story begins in Bristol, England, as the American Revolution is starting. Richard Morgan is middle class, unassuming, and devoted to his wife and son-unusually so for the time. Prospering until after the American war is lost, Morgan Job-like loses his fortune and family, and runs afoul of aristocratic shenanigans, ending up a convicted felon sentenced to be transported. But with the American colonies gone, England has no place to send her gaol-filling convicts. Barely discovered, much less explored, Australia is picked as the ideal dumping ground. After all, it is two oceans away, and the problem will definitely be out of sight. And by sending only convicts and their keepers, there is not likely to be another of those pesky revolutions. McCullogh captures the soul of long-suffering, long-enduring Richard Morgan as he copes with horrific prison conditions, convict labor, a transport ship little better than a slaver (which it was before being contracted as a convict transport), and a totally disorganized and corrupt expedition. A reader cannot but help to understand why the newly independent Americans insisted on the Bill of Rights as part of its written Constitution. Inept bureaucrats and corruption have been harder to overcome. This is not an action-adventure. It is a well-told tale of a man with deep inner strength, a man who perseveres through adversity. A Job. In her afterword, McCullough promises more about Richard Morgan and his family. Perhaps we will not have to wait too long.\",\n \"Product: President Jack Ryan faces a world crisis unlike any he has ever known, in Tom Clancy's extraordinary new novel. Being President isn't getting any easier. Domestic pitfalls await him at every turn and in Moscow someone may have tried to take out the chairman of the SVR with a rocket-propelled grenade. Even more disturbing may be the identities of the potential assassins. Were they the Russian Mafia, disaffected former KGB or something far more dangerous at work? Even while Ryan dispatches his most trusted eyes and ears to find out the truth, forces in China are moving ahead with a plan of audacious proportions. If they succeed, the world will never look the same. If they fail...the consequences will be unspeakable.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: And the Saga Continues\\n\\nReview: When Tom Clancy ended Debt of Honor (1994) with Jack Ryan as President of the United States, this reader thought that Clancy would have to move on to another character. After all, what more could Ryan do? He had progressed from a history professor at Annapolis to junior analyst at the CIA to National Security Advisor to Vice-President, and now held the top office in the land. Well, Clancy did have another adventure for Ryan. In Executive Orders (1996) Clancy found a plot for continuing the Ryan saga, with Jack reconstituting the government, successfully countering a ploy by a corrupt politician to take the presidency away from him, and foiling a Chinese-backed attempt by Iran to destroy the United States through germ warfare. (The Chinese were also silent partners in Japan's plot in Debt of Honor.) In The Bear and The Dragon, Clancy has once again found a plot for President Ryan. This time the Chinese Politburo moves directly to gain control of eastern Siberia, its resources and its space for the burgeoning Chinese population. Russia has found gold deposits larger than those of South Africa and petroleum deposits larger than in the Persian Gulf. With these resources, a well-managed Russia will have the capital, in hard currency, to modernize its economy and solve its internal problems. Chinese leaders do not want a sound Russia on its borders, and do want the capital to consolidate their own positions and solidify their military strength so they may rebuff foreign influence-especially economic. Jack and the United States survive and conquer, of course, but the tale is told with Clancy's inimitable, suspense-filled style. A reader's observation on Clancy's style is that while he still uses long discourses, and lots of technical description, the discourses are less detailed technology and more personal reflection. He seems to have matured into more concern for individual motivation and political philosophy. Clancy has Ryan acting in a politically conservative fashion, making decisions based on logic and consideration of popular welfare more than political position. Wouldn't we all like to see that in Washington? The problem is agreeing on the definition and the methods of achieving popular welfare.\",\n \"Product: David Baldacci is the nine-time New York Times best-selling author of ABSOLUTE POWER, TOTAL CONTROL, THE WINNER, THE SIMPLE TRUTH, SAVING FAITH, WISH YOU WELL, LAST MAN STANDING, THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN and SPLIT SECOND. He lives in Virginia with his wife and two children.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Ride the Rails to Romance\\n\\nReview: Many writers notable in one genre seem to want to try their hands in another. It does seem strange for a best-selling author of hard-hitting action-adventure and suspense to put out a sweet little Christmas romance, but that is what David Baldacci has done - and done very well.\\n Journalist Tom Langdon enjoyed being a foreign correspondent, working at the cutting edge of war, famine, pestilence, and terrorism. He enjoyed it so much that when his lover, soul-mate and fellow correspondent Ellie wanted to quit, he just let her go. After the glamor died for him, and he returned to the states for much more mundane writing assignments, he missed her, but couldn't bring himself to admit error and seek her out.\\n Now its almost Christmas, and Tom is on his way from Washington to Los Angeles to meet Lelia, with whom he has a generally satisfactory part-time and long-range relationship, for the holiday. However, because of an episode where he vigorously expressed his resentment about being hassled by an airport security guard, he is banned by the airlines from domestic flights. So he decides to take the train, and maybe get an article about the experience. And an experience it is!\\n Tom meets many interesting people on his journey, not least of whom are the train crews who embody the best of an old fashioned customer service orientation. He also finds Ellie, now Eleanor, currently a movie writer who is traveling with her producer boss to research - you guessed it - a movie about train travel. The trip is full of romance - eloping lovers who are to be married on the train- as well as skulduggery, interesting characters of various types, and adventure. Tom also does some soul-searching and self-evaluation about Eleanor and other life choices. And, of course, there is a very satisfactory surprise ending.\\n Sometimes when writers go outside of their niche the result is disappointing. This trip (both in genre and in plot) is very successful.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":6,"string":"6"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":187,"string":"187"}}},{"rowIdx":188,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AWDH4UYQGSMFJ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"1.0\" for a product with description \"Valerie Estelle Frankel has won a Dream Realm Award, an Indie Excellence Award, and a USA Book News National Best Book Award for her Henry Potty parodies, featured in US News and World Report, radio and podcast shows, and Potter fan sites from Turkey to Sweden. Once a lecturer at San Jose State University, shes a frequent speaker on fantasy, myth, pop culture, and the heroines journey and can be found at http://vefrankel.com. Shes also the author of many nonfiction books on pop culture: Buffy and the Heroines Journey, From Girl to Goddess: The Heroines Journey in Myth and Legend, Katniss the Cattail: An Unauthorized Guide to Names and Symbols in The Hunger Games, The Many Faces of Katniss Everdeen: Exploring the Heroine of The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Still Recruiting: An Inner Look at Harry Potter Fandom, Teaching with Harry Potter, Myths and Motifs in The Mortal Instruments, and Winter is Coming: Symbols, Portents, and Hidden Meanings in A Game of Thrones.\". The summary of the review text is \"Read the blog sites on line and save yourself a little money\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I must admit to having downloaded a few of the many books about the books; giving in to my inner geek. One of the first I read was \"Game of Thrones and Philosophy: Logic Cuts Deeper Than Swords\" by Henry Jacoby. This is a truly excellent compilation from many writers, all of whom seem to know about their subject and offer new insights. This excellent start may have set the bar a little high, but there are several other similar books that do a pretty good job of at the very least entertaining the reader.\n\nValerie Frankel seems to be a true fan of George RR Martin and is clearly thrilled to have met him and heard him speak. This makes her my type of person. She has also written parodies of Harry Potter which by all accounts are extremely entertaining, so she can obviously write. Unfortunately, if you are going to write a book for geeks you have to have facts and most of them have to be accurate. This is where she falls down, she wanders into regions of history and geography that are clearly not her area of expertise. There may, for instance, have been 300 Spartans at Thermopylae - but I doubt there were many ships; the oracle was supposedly alluding to Salamis when talking of wooden walls. A geek would not get this wrong. Similarly, while George RR Martin did indeed say he based much of his book on The War of the Roses, I suspect he based it on the real war and not on the group of disjointed half facts about the war presented in Winning the Game of Thrones and I truly hope that \"based\" does not simply refer to a few coincidental similarities in the spelling of character's names.\n\nPlaying the name game is great fun and a favorite geek pursuit - but if you are going to write a book based on that either get really credible examples or evidence that they really were the intention of the original author. Valerie Frankel really goes to town trawling examples from the Blogosphere. Strangely she does not go with Joffre and Sansa being Gioffre Borgia and his wife Sancia (Sancha) of Aragon (my personal favorites)... and here lies the nub of my criticism. Valerie Frankel is a fan and she has read blogs from geeks that she happily has transposed to her book - but she is not a geek and she does not have the sad obsession for facts that we geeks are subject to.. so perhaps this was not the ideal book for her to write."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I must admit to having downloaded a few of the many books about the books; giving in to my inner geek. One of the first I read was \"Game of Thrones and Philosophy: Logic Cuts Deeper Than Swords\" by Henry Jacoby. This is a truly excellent compilation from many writers, all of whom seem to know about their subject and offer new insights. This excellent start may have set the bar a little high, but there are several other similar books that do a pretty good job of at the very least entertaining the reader.\n\nValerie Frankel seems to be a true fan of George RR Martin and is clearly thrilled to have met him and heard him speak. This makes her my type of person. She has also written parodies of Harry Potter which by all accounts are extremely entertaining, so she can obviously write. Unfortunately, if you are going to write a book for geeks you have to have facts and most of them have to be accurate. This is where she falls down, she wanders into regions of history and geography that are clearly not her area of expertise. There may, for instance, have been 300 Spartans at Thermopylae - but I doubt there were many ships; the oracle was supposedly alluding to Salamis when talking of wooden walls. A geek would not get this wrong. Similarly, while George RR Martin did indeed say he based much of his book on The War of the Roses, I suspect he based it on the real war and not on the group of disjointed half facts about the war presented in Winning the Game of Thrones and I truly hope that \"based\" does not simply refer to a few coincidental similarities in the spelling of character's names.\n\nPlaying the name game is great fun and a favorite geek pursuit - but if you are going to write a book based on that either get really credible examples or evidence that they really were the intention of the original author. Valerie Frankel really goes to town trawling examples from the Blogosphere. Strangely she does not go with Joffre and Sansa being Gioffre Borgia and his wife Sancia (Sancha) of Aragon (my personal favorites)... and here lies the nub of my criticism. Valerie Frankel is a fan and she has read blogs from geeks that she happily has transposed to her book - but she is not a geek and she does not have the sad obsession for facts that we geeks are subject to.. so perhaps this was not the ideal book for her to write."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Roger Crowley read English at Cambridge before going to live in Istanbul. His first book, Constantinople was published in 2005 and was followed by Empires of the Sea, which was chosen as the Sunday Times History Book of the Year in 2008.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Loved the book but my love affair with Venice is now a little jaded\n\nReview: Roger Crowley clearly loves his subject and writes passionately about both the sea battles and the politics that made Venice what it is today. I came to this book with a similar enthusiasm for the city, the difference being that mine was based on ignorance and a few tourist visits while Mr Crowley knows his subject and loves the city warts and all.\n\nAs the story unfurled I found it far harder to forgive the city its mostly parasitic history. The beauty that I had wondered at on past visits will now always be a little tainted by the knowledge of how the jewels in the city's crown seem mostly to have been torn from their original owners in acts of cultural vandalism. I guess a similar statement could be made about London, Rome and Paris, but somehow I was never quite so naive about any of those cities and can still love them for what they are - Venice was a bit different and I feel a little betrayed. Still the book was an excellent read and I should thank Roger Crowley (although it is a little like thanking someone who tells you your wife is sleeping with another man).","Product: `The Hollow Crown is exhilarating, epic, blood-and-roses history . . . Jones`s material is thrilling . . . There is fine scholarly intuition on display here and a mastery of the grand narrative; it is a supremely skilful piece of storytelling.` Sunday Telegraph The fifteenth century saw the crown of England change hands seven times as the great families of England fought to the death for power, majesty and the right to rule. The Hollow Crown completes Dan Jones` epic history of medieval England, and describes how the Plantagenets tore themselves apart to be finally replaced by the Tudors. Some of the greatest heroes and villains in British history were thrown together in these turbulent times: Henry V, whose victory at Agincourt and prudent rule at home marked the high point of the medieval monarchy; Edward IV, who was handed his crown by the scheming soldier Warwick the Kingmaker, before their alliance collapsed into a fight to the death; and the last Plantagenet, Richard III, who stole the throne and murdered his own nephews, the Princes in the Tower. Finally, the Tudors arrived - but even their rule was only made certain in the 1520s, when Henry VIII ruthlessly hunted down his family`s last remaining enemies. In the midst this tumult, chivalry was reborn, the printing press arrived and the Renaissance began to flourish. With vivid descriptions of the battle of Towton, where 28,000 men died in a single morning, and the Battle of Bosworth Field, at which Richard III was hacked down, this is the real story behind Shakespeare`s famous history plays.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: History at its purist, well written, but....\n\nReview: It was difficult to decide what rating to give this book. It was extremely well written (5 stars), there were no obvious factual errors (a big plus in a history book, so 5 stars again), in my opinion all the salient events and characters related to the Wars of the Roses were covered (5 stars) and (again in my opinion) it was not controversial so what is not to like? I guess just that, it was not controversial because there were no new ideas, indeed if you want to know the official or accepted view on this conflict you need look no further. For me in this respect it is 2 star.\n\nDan Jones does try and present his story as if he was arguing a series of theses, but in order to do this he first has to introduce false controversies before making an argument for accepted dogma. Unfortunately, he doesnt even give the counter arguments where they exist. The Shakespearian presentation of the war (or wars) as a morality tale showing the tragic consequences of deposing a rightful monarch (Richard II) is dismissed as Tudor mythologizing: yes we know, but there are good arguments that there was a genuine unbroken historical narrative starting with the death of Edward III and leading inexorably to Bosworth field (see the Road to Bosworth field by Trevor Royle). A sophisticated political spin can be put on this linking the Lords Appellant to the conflict and thus claiming a role for these acts of violence in modifying the constitutional role of monarchy (see the Fears of Henry IV by Ian Mortimer). I am not saying I believe these interpretations, but they are interesting, the concept of the Wars of the Roses as the consequence of weak leadership by Henry VI is in contrast well accepted, undoubtedly true (as part of the explanation) and just a little bit boring.\n\nThe biggest controversy in the interpretation of this period of history was the character of Richard III. However, Shakespeares monster has been rehabilitated by so many revisionist authors in the last 50 years that it has now become almost heretical to question his near sanctity. In fact of course the truth lies somewhere in between: Ockhams Razor would suggest that Richard (and not Henry) did actually have the Princes in the Tower killed, similarly Richard was a ruthless dictator who seized power unlawfully but it is also true that by the standards of his day he was not unusual and in fact his very ruthlessness made him less damaging than (for example) Henry VI. It is the reasonable middle ground that Dan Jones presents, he should be applauded for it but to be honest it is a bit boringly obvious; nothing to get annoyed about and nothing to excite the readers imagination.\n\nFor Dan Jones history is a series of events that largely result from people acting on their most basic level. In terms of Maslows hierarchy of needs no one ever gets further than the bottom edge of esteem. Most act for reasons of physiology or safety with only a few acting because of love or belonging. In Dan Jones version of history there is no room for ideas and personal philosophy. You know what? Perhaps he is right, at least in relation to this particular period of conflict; but this is not presented as an argument it is given as an assumption. So the concept of Henry VI as a saint is dismissed as silly Tudor politics (to an extent it was) without even addressing the possibility that Henry genuinely believed that the role of the King was to spread Christian philosophy through (for example) opening Universities and that the failure of his reign represented a naivity in this approach rather than just the result of his weakness: in this respect it is not ridiculous to think of him as saintly if misguided. For Dan Jones Edward IV acted to avenge wrongs to himself and his family (he probably did) but no thought is given to the possibility that he genuinely believed in the benefits of strong leadership (following Nietzsches philosophy long before Nietzsche was born). Perhaps if Dan Jones had entertained this concept of his hero Edward IV, he could have extended the idea to Richard III. Richard could have been described as Nietzsches superman gone wrong, not a novel idea but one that possibly deserves repeating.\n\nFor me the simplistic approach to history adopted by Dan Jones to describe the War of the Roses was perhaps a tiny bit disappointing, but was no more than that: it did not annoy me. I admit though that a few lines in the epilogue did raise my hackles a little. It is forgivable to ignore the power of ideas in what was undeniably a visceral fight for dynastic power, it is not forgivable to try and remove the importance of ideas from the reformation. It annoys me when romantics like Simon Schama describe Henry VIIIs reluctant slide away from the Catholic Church as being motivated only by love, lust and the need for a male heir. It annoys me, but I have to concede the intellectual superiority of the author and the strength of his arguments even if I disagree with them. I personally feel much more comfortable with the arguments of G.W. Bernard in The Kings Reformation (although I concede that Schama is a more accessible writer). It annoys me far more that Dan Jones accepts this romantic dogma without apparently even questioning it.\n\nIn the end I gave this book 4 stars: I would strongly recommend it to anyone wanting to know about 15th century English history but if you want philosophy and ideas there are better books on the market.","Product: Esta obra apresenta 22 captulos intercalados por ilustraes de fatos e personagens da poca da independncia. Resultado de trs anos de pesquisas, a obra cobre um perodo de quatorze anos, entre 1821, data do retorno da corte portuguesa de D. Joo VI a Lisboa, e 1834, ano da morte do imperador D. Pedro I. O livro procura explicar como o Brasil conseguiu manter a integridade do seu territrio e se firmar como nao independente em 1822.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A revelation on a revolution\n\nReview: I can honestly say this was one of the best histories I have ever read in any language. The appeal was partly the great story telling, partly the fantastic characters, but even more than these undeniable virtues the attraction was that it is an iconic story steeped in the essence of national mythology but delightfully presented to gently debunk these myths. I came to this book with none of the baggage assumed by the author and the folklore that many Brazilians are steeped in was as unknown to me as the facts that lie behind it. I think this actually enhanced the pleasure of reading this work, as Laurentino Gomes was able to communicate not only what happened but also to give a clear impression of how each event has been reconstructed and how this has become part of Brazils self-image, all of which was new to me.\n\nAn example of this is the author's need to explain to his readership that the war of independence was far from bloodless. This has many parallels to the way numerous English speaking authors have addressed the Glorious Revolution in Great Britain, it also has some intriguing differences.\n\nThe mythology of a bloodless revolution in Britain stems from a Protestant desire to believe that William of Orange was universally accepted as a national saviour, uniting the Kingdom against Catholicism. In reality many people in England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland opposed what they saw as a foreign invasion, including many Protestants, that opposition was very often expressed in violence, with many thousands of people killed on both sides. More recently revisionist authors have championed the view of William and Marys coupe as a blood soaked example of authoritarian oppression; the word Glorious gaining distinctly ironic parentheses. The truth (if such a thing can be said to be definable) probably lies somewhere between the myth and the revision: the Revolution was largely popular but was not universally welcomed. Investigation of the myth as much as the reality is revealing about the national identities of English speaking nations.\n\nThe way in which Laurentino Gomes argues his case suggests a widely accepted belief that the Brazilian war of independence was largely bloodless, but the impression given is that this myth was not founded on anyones wish to give the seizure of power by Dom Pedro any level of legitimacy, but rather to give an impression of a carve up of power by an alien elite. I would guess (and this most certainly was not an argument made by Gomes) that this started as a desire to give legitimacy to the Republic when it came into being and that the myth was further propagated by a need of subsequent authoritarian governments to avoid national heroes who might be used to encourage insurrection. As with the Glorious Revolution the truth of the war of independence probably lies somewhere between the myth and the revision: the war was certainly bloody, with many martyrs to the cause, particularly in Bahia. The nationalist Portuguese government did actively oppose independence. However, the supporters of an autocratic monarchy (in Portugal and Brazil) were far more sanguine about Brazilian independence and the eventual victory of the independence movement probably does owe much to the acquiescence of this section of the Portuguese elite. At least that is the impression I got from reading between the lines of Laurenco Gomes carefully structured prose.\n\nThe heroes of the war of independence, like most heroes, undoubtedly had feet of clay, but it seems to be a feature of the Brazilian psyche to dwell more on the weaknesses of their political heroes than on their semi legendary acts of glory. I suspect that heroes of a safely ephemeral nature (such as footballers) are given a much easier ride. In the USA a very different attitude is found: from Washington to Regan acts of glory are highlighted and foibles glossed over. In the UK leaders are viewed a little less kindly (from Cromwell to Thatcher a jaundiced view of our leaders is very common) but nevertheless moments of glory are mythologised and sanitised. In Brazil it appears that Dom Pedros intestinal complaints take centre stage even when describing his iconic call to arms on the margin of the River Ipiranga. The roles of slave traders are addressed in a casual way, as if it is a given fact. This compares with the way similar roles for slavers in British or American history are dealt with, these roles are not always ignored in the English speaking world, but when they are addressed they are usually dealt with in a thematic or even evangelical manner. Laurentino Gomes is aware of this national characteristic and discusses it at various junctures in the book, most notably in a beautiful passage where he wittily contrasts the attitude of the US to their constitution with the somewhat less reverential way the Brazilians view Dom Pedros constitution. However, even being aware of the tendency in others Gomes allows himself to show the same iconoclasm. It is perhaps worth contrasting the style of Gomes (definitely my favourite Brazilian historian) with one of my favourite British historians, Robert Massie. Massie sells monsters like Peter the Great (see <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Peter-the-Great-His-Life-and-World/dp/0345298063/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Peter the Great: His Life and World</a>) as heroes without ever hiding their wrong doings, simply by highlighting the good and leaving the bad in the shadows. Gomes dwells on the weaknesses and avarice of his heroes so we are left with a nuanced picture of his characters (there is definitely no hard sell). For what it is worth I for one managed to forgive Dom Pedro for his awful treatment of Leopoldina despite almost as much being written on this as on his heroism in Porto and on his surprisingly liberal politics.\n\nThe one character Gomes cannot help but raise onto a pedestal, albeit like the slave at a Roman triumph whispering at all times that he is only human, is Jos Bonifacio de Andrada e Silva. Once again Gomes uses reference to American history. Contrasting Jefferson with Andrada and in every respect the abolitionist scientist wins out over the slave owning lawyer. Having done a little internet research after reading 1822 I can only say that Andrada does seem a paragon of virtues and Gomes does if anything seem to have been a little harsh on his hero.\n\nSo in conclusion, this is a great book written in what I take to be the Brazilian style. Is that style superior or inferior to its Anglo-Saxon equivalent? I am not sure, but it is certainly different and certainly admirable.","Product: Excellent Book\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: A flawed masterpiece: never clear what it really wanted to be and in the end a mixture of self-indulgence and failed dreams\n\nReview: Amazon defines two stars as meaning `I don't like it' and I didn't like this book. Nevertheless, I'm glad I've read it and I certainly respect the immense effort that went into writing it and I would recommend bits of it. In my opinion there are small sections that would work well as standalone vignettes, of the type that are published in history magazines: examples are the Preface and Helena the first archaeologist. The final chapters, from `The British Mandate' to the `Epilogue' would also stand alone as a fairly provocative bit of political discussion. Most of the rest of the book would be better written as bullet points of interesting (if often contradictory) factlets. This is my opinion and my opinion seems to contradict the vast majority of the reviewers on Amazon and certainly the quoted great and good who endorse the book on its cover. I suspect that the positive reviews are rewards for the ambition rather than the delivery. I also suspect that they are wrong in assuming that Montefiore really set out to produce a definitive history of Jerusalem.\n\nI have a hypothesis as to what went so terribly wrong with this book. I believe that Montefiore set out to write the story of his illustrious family: a form of self-hagiography. He came equipped with a vague but comfortable set of family myths and a privileged position whereby he could access the very best sources. This is after all a man who can acknowledge the advice and help of the Duke of Edinburgh in writing his book. I believe that the focus of his intended story was Sir Moses Montefiore. I have stood by the citadel in Jerusalem and looked out on the incongruous Montefiore windmill, imagine how much greater the impact would be of that sight if your name happened to also be Montefiore. How much greater still would it be if you had been brought up with Zionist pilgrims visiting your ancestral home just because Sir Moses had once lived there. As a historian it is obvious that Simon Montefiore would want to place his hero in the context of the history of the city he helped to mold. How tragic that the greater the level of research the less impressive the role of the author's hero appeared. The book Simon Montefiore wanted to write simply wouldn't work but having committed so much time and effort in researching and drafting his epic, I believe Montefiore had little choice but to cobble together the best bits of his research in what he called `Jerusalem: The Biography'\n\nIn the preface the author quotes Dr Nazmi al-Jubeh as saying of Jerusalem's history \"Take away the fiction and there is nothing left\". Mr Montefiore made the wise decision to go with the flow and accept particular mythologised views of history, rather than breaking up the main text with constant caveats. However, his pride in his research and credentials as a historian forced him to write his book with interminable foot notes, each basically saying to the reader `I know what I have written is only one version and this version is probably untrue from a historical perspective'. For example, people believe Christ was born in Bethlehem, we are happy with that belief and that is the truth presented to us in the main text; but Mr Montefiore like all main stream historians knows this to probably be untrue. He puts the myth in the main text then tells us in a footnote that actually Herod most certainly did not kill the first born sons: we know of many of Herod the Great's crimes, great and small - this was not one of them. The Romans did not require their citizens and subjects to return to their ancestral home for a census; furthermore there was no census (of any form) at the time of Christ's birth. Nevertheless, the gospel Christ was born in Bethlehem, it is a form of truth and it is a `fact' of greater historical importance than the possible birth of a man called Jesus in Nazareth. It is the gospel Christ who changed the world. By splitting the story and placing what he considers to be important in the text with the caveat in the footnote Mr Montefiore probably thought that he would avoid upsetting fundamentalist Christians while also avoiding the risk of looking foolish to his peers: maybe it worked, but for me it makes an unsatisfactory book.\n\nFor 500 pages Montefiore drags us through his own personal Damascene conversion. He ends up in a position I personally find fairly attractive: accepting Israel warts and all but sympathizing with the Arab cause. This political correctness is probably another reason that the book has received such rave reviews. It could be seen as wholesome but for me it would have been a lot better if he just gave us the finished thesis, instead he presents a series of arguments with himself without giving us the conclusions. Below are a couple of examples.\n\nI believe Montefiore's sympathies are torn between a visceral sympathy for Zionism and an intellectual position that means he cannot help questioning its foundations. The book gives an impression that the author is on a journey from a dream of Zionism to a realization that the entire concept is built on quick sand. The tipping point comes at page 229 of the paperback version. Having spent a great many of the preceding pages describing how Jews became Christians, Muslims and generally blending with other religions and races, Montefiore finally begins to confront the undeniable fact that Judaism was often evangelical and frequently people became 'Jewish' - by choice or through coercion. Having given one spectacular example of the Turkic Khazars converting en masse to Judaism, Montefiore admits in a footnote that if `much of European Jewry are actually descended from Turkic tribesmen' this would undermine Zionism. He then clutches at the most fragile of straws and says: `But modern genetics refutes this theory: the two latest surveys suggest that modern Jews, both Sephardic and Ashkenazi, are around 70 per cent descended from Middle Eastern genes'. Mr Montefiore is clearly no scientist, much less a geneticist. I have a PhD in molecular genetics and to me this terrible sentence is physically painful. In technical terms all the mitochondrial and Y chromosome data that is being referred to shows is that like large proportions of the world's population many Jews have a common maternal or paternal inheritance with non-Jewish people from the middle east, this in no way precludes them from having lineages through mixed male and female lines to Khazars or for that matter Inuits. Put simply you are equally related to your maternal grandfather and your paternal grandmother and considerably more closely related to both than you are to your great, great, great, great grandfather traced back on the male line from your father's side. The body blow to Zionism described by Shlomo Sand (amongst others) is that Jews are not racially pure travelers in genetic time who have returned to claim their birth right. Montefiore's own arguments inevitably endorse this and the fact that those claiming Jewish descent are not pure blood Khazars (presumably by this logic, if they had been they would be entitled to the ancient land of Khazaria) does not mean they are pure blood Judeans entitled to the ancient land of Israel.\n\nMontefiore tells us of a conversation between Balfour and Weizmann. It is clear that the writer believes that Weizmann is showing profound wit when he criticizes the option given of a Jewish homeland in Uganda by asking the author of the infamous declaration if he would be happy if given Paris as a home rather than London. The implication being clear to any nationalist, a Briton could only ever respond in the negative because London is inalienably British. In actual fact this is hokum, the only real link between Balfour and London was his personal experience of the city. There was no link via any strand of DNA or any epigenetic conditioning. Take away personal experience and national mythology and there is no reason why a Briton should not be as content to occupy Paris as London. Similarly, a `Frenchman' with no personal experience of France may have an emotional link to the Seine, but there is no biological link that attaches him more to that river than to the Thames. For anyone other than a Zionist Weizmann's rejoinder that his people's link to Jerusalem is more profound than the link between a Briton and London, because `his people' had occupied it before London was even built, is preposterous. At such a vast distance in time it is impossible to know if Balfour or Weizmann was closer in line to the ancient builders who laid the first bricks on Mount Zion.\n\nI think Montefiore understands the logical problems with being a Zionist, but he also understands the pain of standing at the Western Wall, so very close to the Holy of Holies and feel the sense of injustice that 'his people' even now cannot claim their birth right. I sympathize. It is not logical, it does not make a good book, but it is understandable."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Roger Crowley read English at Cambridge before going to live in Istanbul. His first book, Constantinople was published in 2005 and was followed by Empires of the Sea, which was chosen as the Sunday Times History Book of the Year in 2008.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Loved the book but my love affair with Venice is now a little jaded\\n\\nReview: Roger Crowley clearly loves his subject and writes passionately about both the sea battles and the politics that made Venice what it is today. I came to this book with a similar enthusiasm for the city, the difference being that mine was based on ignorance and a few tourist visits while Mr Crowley knows his subject and loves the city warts and all.\\n\\nAs the story unfurled I found it far harder to forgive the city its mostly parasitic history. The beauty that I had wondered at on past visits will now always be a little tainted by the knowledge of how the jewels in the city's crown seem mostly to have been torn from their original owners in acts of cultural vandalism. I guess a similar statement could be made about London, Rome and Paris, but somehow I was never quite so naive about any of those cities and can still love them for what they are - Venice was a bit different and I feel a little betrayed. Still the book was an excellent read and I should thank Roger Crowley (although it is a little like thanking someone who tells you your wife is sleeping with another man).\",\n \"Product: `The Hollow Crown is exhilarating, epic, blood-and-roses history . . . Jones`s material is thrilling . . . There is fine scholarly intuition on display here and a mastery of the grand narrative; it is a supremely skilful piece of storytelling.` Sunday Telegraph The fifteenth century saw the crown of England change hands seven times as the great families of England fought to the death for power, majesty and the right to rule. The Hollow Crown completes Dan Jones` epic history of medieval England, and describes how the Plantagenets tore themselves apart to be finally replaced by the Tudors. Some of the greatest heroes and villains in British history were thrown together in these turbulent times: Henry V, whose victory at Agincourt and prudent rule at home marked the high point of the medieval monarchy; Edward IV, who was handed his crown by the scheming soldier Warwick the Kingmaker, before their alliance collapsed into a fight to the death; and the last Plantagenet, Richard III, who stole the throne and murdered his own nephews, the Princes in the Tower. Finally, the Tudors arrived - but even their rule was only made certain in the 1520s, when Henry VIII ruthlessly hunted down his family`s last remaining enemies. In the midst this tumult, chivalry was reborn, the printing press arrived and the Renaissance began to flourish. With vivid descriptions of the battle of Towton, where 28,000 men died in a single morning, and the Battle of Bosworth Field, at which Richard III was hacked down, this is the real story behind Shakespeare`s famous history plays.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: History at its purist, well written, but....\\n\\nReview: It was difficult to decide what rating to give this book. It was extremely well written (5 stars), there were no obvious factual errors (a big plus in a history book, so 5 stars again), in my opinion all the salient events and characters related to the Wars of the Roses were covered (5 stars) and (again in my opinion) it was not controversial so what is not to like? I guess just that, it was not controversial because there were no new ideas, indeed if you want to know the official or accepted view on this conflict you need look no further. For me in this respect it is 2 star.\\n\\nDan Jones does try and present his story as if he was arguing a series of theses, but in order to do this he first has to introduce false controversies before making an argument for accepted dogma. Unfortunately, he doesnt even give the counter arguments where they exist. The Shakespearian presentation of the war (or wars) as a morality tale showing the tragic consequences of deposing a rightful monarch (Richard II) is dismissed as Tudor mythologizing: yes we know, but there are good arguments that there was a genuine unbroken historical narrative starting with the death of Edward III and leading inexorably to Bosworth field (see the Road to Bosworth field by Trevor Royle). A sophisticated political spin can be put on this linking the Lords Appellant to the conflict and thus claiming a role for these acts of violence in modifying the constitutional role of monarchy (see the Fears of Henry IV by Ian Mortimer). I am not saying I believe these interpretations, but they are interesting, the concept of the Wars of the Roses as the consequence of weak leadership by Henry VI is in contrast well accepted, undoubtedly true (as part of the explanation) and just a little bit boring.\\n\\nThe biggest controversy in the interpretation of this period of history was the character of Richard III. However, Shakespeares monster has been rehabilitated by so many revisionist authors in the last 50 years that it has now become almost heretical to question his near sanctity. In fact of course the truth lies somewhere in between: Ockhams Razor would suggest that Richard (and not Henry) did actually have the Princes in the Tower killed, similarly Richard was a ruthless dictator who seized power unlawfully but it is also true that by the standards of his day he was not unusual and in fact his very ruthlessness made him less damaging than (for example) Henry VI. It is the reasonable middle ground that Dan Jones presents, he should be applauded for it but to be honest it is a bit boringly obvious; nothing to get annoyed about and nothing to excite the readers imagination.\\n\\nFor Dan Jones history is a series of events that largely result from people acting on their most basic level. In terms of Maslows hierarchy of needs no one ever gets further than the bottom edge of esteem. Most act for reasons of physiology or safety with only a few acting because of love or belonging. In Dan Jones version of history there is no room for ideas and personal philosophy. You know what? Perhaps he is right, at least in relation to this particular period of conflict; but this is not presented as an argument it is given as an assumption. So the concept of Henry VI as a saint is dismissed as silly Tudor politics (to an extent it was) without even addressing the possibility that Henry genuinely believed that the role of the King was to spread Christian philosophy through (for example) opening Universities and that the failure of his reign represented a naivity in this approach rather than just the result of his weakness: in this respect it is not ridiculous to think of him as saintly if misguided. For Dan Jones Edward IV acted to avenge wrongs to himself and his family (he probably did) but no thought is given to the possibility that he genuinely believed in the benefits of strong leadership (following Nietzsches philosophy long before Nietzsche was born). Perhaps if Dan Jones had entertained this concept of his hero Edward IV, he could have extended the idea to Richard III. Richard could have been described as Nietzsches superman gone wrong, not a novel idea but one that possibly deserves repeating.\\n\\nFor me the simplistic approach to history adopted by Dan Jones to describe the War of the Roses was perhaps a tiny bit disappointing, but was no more than that: it did not annoy me. I admit though that a few lines in the epilogue did raise my hackles a little. It is forgivable to ignore the power of ideas in what was undeniably a visceral fight for dynastic power, it is not forgivable to try and remove the importance of ideas from the reformation. It annoys me when romantics like Simon Schama describe Henry VIIIs reluctant slide away from the Catholic Church as being motivated only by love, lust and the need for a male heir. It annoys me, but I have to concede the intellectual superiority of the author and the strength of his arguments even if I disagree with them. I personally feel much more comfortable with the arguments of G.W. Bernard in The Kings Reformation (although I concede that Schama is a more accessible writer). It annoys me far more that Dan Jones accepts this romantic dogma without apparently even questioning it.\\n\\nIn the end I gave this book 4 stars: I would strongly recommend it to anyone wanting to know about 15th century English history but if you want philosophy and ideas there are better books on the market.\",\n \"Product: Esta obra apresenta 22 captulos intercalados por ilustraes de fatos e personagens da poca da independncia. Resultado de trs anos de pesquisas, a obra cobre um perodo de quatorze anos, entre 1821, data do retorno da corte portuguesa de D. Joo VI a Lisboa, e 1834, ano da morte do imperador D. Pedro I. O livro procura explicar como o Brasil conseguiu manter a integridade do seu territrio e se firmar como nao independente em 1822.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A revelation on a revolution\\n\\nReview: I can honestly say this was one of the best histories I have ever read in any language. The appeal was partly the great story telling, partly the fantastic characters, but even more than these undeniable virtues the attraction was that it is an iconic story steeped in the essence of national mythology but delightfully presented to gently debunk these myths. I came to this book with none of the baggage assumed by the author and the folklore that many Brazilians are steeped in was as unknown to me as the facts that lie behind it. I think this actually enhanced the pleasure of reading this work, as Laurentino Gomes was able to communicate not only what happened but also to give a clear impression of how each event has been reconstructed and how this has become part of Brazils self-image, all of which was new to me.\\n\\nAn example of this is the author's need to explain to his readership that the war of independence was far from bloodless. This has many parallels to the way numerous English speaking authors have addressed the Glorious Revolution in Great Britain, it also has some intriguing differences.\\n\\nThe mythology of a bloodless revolution in Britain stems from a Protestant desire to believe that William of Orange was universally accepted as a national saviour, uniting the Kingdom against Catholicism. In reality many people in England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland opposed what they saw as a foreign invasion, including many Protestants, that opposition was very often expressed in violence, with many thousands of people killed on both sides. More recently revisionist authors have championed the view of William and Marys coupe as a blood soaked example of authoritarian oppression; the word Glorious gaining distinctly ironic parentheses. The truth (if such a thing can be said to be definable) probably lies somewhere between the myth and the revision: the Revolution was largely popular but was not universally welcomed. Investigation of the myth as much as the reality is revealing about the national identities of English speaking nations.\\n\\nThe way in which Laurentino Gomes argues his case suggests a widely accepted belief that the Brazilian war of independence was largely bloodless, but the impression given is that this myth was not founded on anyones wish to give the seizure of power by Dom Pedro any level of legitimacy, but rather to give an impression of a carve up of power by an alien elite. I would guess (and this most certainly was not an argument made by Gomes) that this started as a desire to give legitimacy to the Republic when it came into being and that the myth was further propagated by a need of subsequent authoritarian governments to avoid national heroes who might be used to encourage insurrection. As with the Glorious Revolution the truth of the war of independence probably lies somewhere between the myth and the revision: the war was certainly bloody, with many martyrs to the cause, particularly in Bahia. The nationalist Portuguese government did actively oppose independence. However, the supporters of an autocratic monarchy (in Portugal and Brazil) were far more sanguine about Brazilian independence and the eventual victory of the independence movement probably does owe much to the acquiescence of this section of the Portuguese elite. At least that is the impression I got from reading between the lines of Laurenco Gomes carefully structured prose.\\n\\nThe heroes of the war of independence, like most heroes, undoubtedly had feet of clay, but it seems to be a feature of the Brazilian psyche to dwell more on the weaknesses of their political heroes than on their semi legendary acts of glory. I suspect that heroes of a safely ephemeral nature (such as footballers) are given a much easier ride. In the USA a very different attitude is found: from Washington to Regan acts of glory are highlighted and foibles glossed over. In the UK leaders are viewed a little less kindly (from Cromwell to Thatcher a jaundiced view of our leaders is very common) but nevertheless moments of glory are mythologised and sanitised. In Brazil it appears that Dom Pedros intestinal complaints take centre stage even when describing his iconic call to arms on the margin of the River Ipiranga. The roles of slave traders are addressed in a casual way, as if it is a given fact. This compares with the way similar roles for slavers in British or American history are dealt with, these roles are not always ignored in the English speaking world, but when they are addressed they are usually dealt with in a thematic or even evangelical manner. Laurentino Gomes is aware of this national characteristic and discusses it at various junctures in the book, most notably in a beautiful passage where he wittily contrasts the attitude of the US to their constitution with the somewhat less reverential way the Brazilians view Dom Pedros constitution. However, even being aware of the tendency in others Gomes allows himself to show the same iconoclasm. It is perhaps worth contrasting the style of Gomes (definitely my favourite Brazilian historian) with one of my favourite British historians, Robert Massie. Massie sells monsters like Peter the Great (see <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Peter-the-Great-His-Life-and-World/dp/0345298063/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Peter the Great: His Life and World</a>) as heroes without ever hiding their wrong doings, simply by highlighting the good and leaving the bad in the shadows. Gomes dwells on the weaknesses and avarice of his heroes so we are left with a nuanced picture of his characters (there is definitely no hard sell). For what it is worth I for one managed to forgive Dom Pedro for his awful treatment of Leopoldina despite almost as much being written on this as on his heroism in Porto and on his surprisingly liberal politics.\\n\\nThe one character Gomes cannot help but raise onto a pedestal, albeit like the slave at a Roman triumph whispering at all times that he is only human, is Jos Bonifacio de Andrada e Silva. Once again Gomes uses reference to American history. Contrasting Jefferson with Andrada and in every respect the abolitionist scientist wins out over the slave owning lawyer. Having done a little internet research after reading 1822 I can only say that Andrada does seem a paragon of virtues and Gomes does if anything seem to have been a little harsh on his hero.\\n\\nSo in conclusion, this is a great book written in what I take to be the Brazilian style. Is that style superior or inferior to its Anglo-Saxon equivalent? I am not sure, but it is certainly different and certainly admirable.\",\n \"Product: Excellent Book\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: A flawed masterpiece: never clear what it really wanted to be and in the end a mixture of self-indulgence and failed dreams\\n\\nReview: Amazon defines two stars as meaning `I don't like it' and I didn't like this book. Nevertheless, I'm glad I've read it and I certainly respect the immense effort that went into writing it and I would recommend bits of it. In my opinion there are small sections that would work well as standalone vignettes, of the type that are published in history magazines: examples are the Preface and Helena the first archaeologist. The final chapters, from `The British Mandate' to the `Epilogue' would also stand alone as a fairly provocative bit of political discussion. Most of the rest of the book would be better written as bullet points of interesting (if often contradictory) factlets. This is my opinion and my opinion seems to contradict the vast majority of the reviewers on Amazon and certainly the quoted great and good who endorse the book on its cover. I suspect that the positive reviews are rewards for the ambition rather than the delivery. I also suspect that they are wrong in assuming that Montefiore really set out to produce a definitive history of Jerusalem.\\n\\nI have a hypothesis as to what went so terribly wrong with this book. I believe that Montefiore set out to write the story of his illustrious family: a form of self-hagiography. He came equipped with a vague but comfortable set of family myths and a privileged position whereby he could access the very best sources. This is after all a man who can acknowledge the advice and help of the Duke of Edinburgh in writing his book. I believe that the focus of his intended story was Sir Moses Montefiore. I have stood by the citadel in Jerusalem and looked out on the incongruous Montefiore windmill, imagine how much greater the impact would be of that sight if your name happened to also be Montefiore. How much greater still would it be if you had been brought up with Zionist pilgrims visiting your ancestral home just because Sir Moses had once lived there. As a historian it is obvious that Simon Montefiore would want to place his hero in the context of the history of the city he helped to mold. How tragic that the greater the level of research the less impressive the role of the author's hero appeared. The book Simon Montefiore wanted to write simply wouldn't work but having committed so much time and effort in researching and drafting his epic, I believe Montefiore had little choice but to cobble together the best bits of his research in what he called `Jerusalem: The Biography'\\n\\nIn the preface the author quotes Dr Nazmi al-Jubeh as saying of Jerusalem's history \\\"Take away the fiction and there is nothing left\\\". Mr Montefiore made the wise decision to go with the flow and accept particular mythologised views of history, rather than breaking up the main text with constant caveats. However, his pride in his research and credentials as a historian forced him to write his book with interminable foot notes, each basically saying to the reader `I know what I have written is only one version and this version is probably untrue from a historical perspective'. For example, people believe Christ was born in Bethlehem, we are happy with that belief and that is the truth presented to us in the main text; but Mr Montefiore like all main stream historians knows this to probably be untrue. He puts the myth in the main text then tells us in a footnote that actually Herod most certainly did not kill the first born sons: we know of many of Herod the Great's crimes, great and small - this was not one of them. The Romans did not require their citizens and subjects to return to their ancestral home for a census; furthermore there was no census (of any form) at the time of Christ's birth. Nevertheless, the gospel Christ was born in Bethlehem, it is a form of truth and it is a `fact' of greater historical importance than the possible birth of a man called Jesus in Nazareth. It is the gospel Christ who changed the world. By splitting the story and placing what he considers to be important in the text with the caveat in the footnote Mr Montefiore probably thought that he would avoid upsetting fundamentalist Christians while also avoiding the risk of looking foolish to his peers: maybe it worked, but for me it makes an unsatisfactory book.\\n\\nFor 500 pages Montefiore drags us through his own personal Damascene conversion. He ends up in a position I personally find fairly attractive: accepting Israel warts and all but sympathizing with the Arab cause. This political correctness is probably another reason that the book has received such rave reviews. It could be seen as wholesome but for me it would have been a lot better if he just gave us the finished thesis, instead he presents a series of arguments with himself without giving us the conclusions. Below are a couple of examples.\\n\\nI believe Montefiore's sympathies are torn between a visceral sympathy for Zionism and an intellectual position that means he cannot help questioning its foundations. The book gives an impression that the author is on a journey from a dream of Zionism to a realization that the entire concept is built on quick sand. The tipping point comes at page 229 of the paperback version. Having spent a great many of the preceding pages describing how Jews became Christians, Muslims and generally blending with other religions and races, Montefiore finally begins to confront the undeniable fact that Judaism was often evangelical and frequently people became 'Jewish' - by choice or through coercion. Having given one spectacular example of the Turkic Khazars converting en masse to Judaism, Montefiore admits in a footnote that if `much of European Jewry are actually descended from Turkic tribesmen' this would undermine Zionism. He then clutches at the most fragile of straws and says: `But modern genetics refutes this theory: the two latest surveys suggest that modern Jews, both Sephardic and Ashkenazi, are around 70 per cent descended from Middle Eastern genes'. Mr Montefiore is clearly no scientist, much less a geneticist. I have a PhD in molecular genetics and to me this terrible sentence is physically painful. In technical terms all the mitochondrial and Y chromosome data that is being referred to shows is that like large proportions of the world's population many Jews have a common maternal or paternal inheritance with non-Jewish people from the middle east, this in no way precludes them from having lineages through mixed male and female lines to Khazars or for that matter Inuits. Put simply you are equally related to your maternal grandfather and your paternal grandmother and considerably more closely related to both than you are to your great, great, great, great grandfather traced back on the male line from your father's side. The body blow to Zionism described by Shlomo Sand (amongst others) is that Jews are not racially pure travelers in genetic time who have returned to claim their birth right. Montefiore's own arguments inevitably endorse this and the fact that those claiming Jewish descent are not pure blood Khazars (presumably by this logic, if they had been they would be entitled to the ancient land of Khazaria) does not mean they are pure blood Judeans entitled to the ancient land of Israel.\\n\\nMontefiore tells us of a conversation between Balfour and Weizmann. It is clear that the writer believes that Weizmann is showing profound wit when he criticizes the option given of a Jewish homeland in Uganda by asking the author of the infamous declaration if he would be happy if given Paris as a home rather than London. The implication being clear to any nationalist, a Briton could only ever respond in the negative because London is inalienably British. In actual fact this is hokum, the only real link between Balfour and London was his personal experience of the city. There was no link via any strand of DNA or any epigenetic conditioning. Take away personal experience and national mythology and there is no reason why a Briton should not be as content to occupy Paris as London. Similarly, a `Frenchman' with no personal experience of France may have an emotional link to the Seine, but there is no biological link that attaches him more to that river than to the Thames. For anyone other than a Zionist Weizmann's rejoinder that his people's link to Jerusalem is more profound than the link between a Briton and London, because `his people' had occupied it before London was even built, is preposterous. At such a vast distance in time it is impossible to know if Balfour or Weizmann was closer in line to the ancient builders who laid the first bricks on Mount Zion.\\n\\nI think Montefiore understands the logical problems with being a Zionist, but he also understands the pain of standing at the Western Wall, so very close to the Holy of Holies and feel the sense of injustice that 'his people' even now cannot claim their birth right. I sympathize. It is not logical, it does not make a good book, but it is understandable.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":188,"string":"188"}}},{"rowIdx":189,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2A3RL191N1RAK"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Tough. Compact. Refillable. The Ultimate Writing Companion. Words come and go, but this journal does not! From a quality embossed PU leather cover to genuine thick refillable pages, writing in this journal is a pleasure. There's nothing more creatively inspiring than locking in your words with thick, crisp, antique like paper and the rich scent of leather. Compact-sized and with handmade like detail, you could not find a safer place for your words. Whether your adventure is real or imaginary, you will always have an amazing writing companion with this Classic Refillable Writing Journal. More than just another writing journal, it also serves as a diary or notebook. As well, with its refill design, you can create any combination accessories to best suit your journaling need, to ensure your very own personalized journal. Whether you are writing poetry, or only taking notes, you will be inspired each time. Let it help guide your creative journey - as you write your greatest words yet. Order Today - Write Tomorrow! Purchase your Classic Leather Writing Journal and receive a 100% satisfaction guarantee from Winston Oglov. Start writing in no time with speedy delivery and first-class customer service.\". The summary of the review text is \"The quality of this journal is much better than others I've had experience with in this price ...\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The quality of this journal is much better than others I've had experience with in this price category. It is definitely leather and you can tell by the smell straight out of the box. Most of these little journals can't be refilled but this one CAN and that's a plus. Being leather this cover isn't likely to wear out anytime soon. The charms make is whimsical and the paper is thick and of nice quality. I will have to do some research on the paper refills though. I can't find the size \"C6\" that the description gives here. I'm hoping it will be easy to replace. If it's really hard to find I will update my review. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The quality of this journal is much better than others I've had experience with in this price category. It is definitely leather and you can tell by the smell straight out of the box. Most of these little journals can't be refilled but this one CAN and that's a plus. Being leather this cover isn't likely to wear out anytime soon. The charms make is whimsical and the paper is thick and of nice quality. I will have to do some research on the paper refills though. I can't find the size \"C6\" that the description gives here. I'm hoping it will be easy to replace. If it's really hard to find I will update my review. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Put the power in your hand, ready to unleash your creativity? Have you been searching for a set of high-quality colored pencils that includes everything you'll need to express your passion or create a perfect picture? The sky's the limit With this 36-pack of coloring pencils from castle art supplies. With a color for every situation, you'll be able to put on paper anything and everything you see in your head. The sturdy construction and smooth operation lets your art flow naturally from your brain to your hand to the paper. Colors you can use: With 36 hand-selected colors, this set offers you an unmatched mlange of opportunities to make your creation come alive. Quality you can feel: Drawing, sketching or writing has never been so effortless, whether you're going big and bold or layering fine detail. We also include a sharpener and eraser With our canvas wrap. Art is a gift: Whether you're exploring your artistic side, giving your kids the chance to show what they can do or there's someone in your life who you think could work. wonders With colored pencils, the ability to create art is the ultimate gift.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I ordered them in the roll intead of in the metal tin and am happy with my purchase\n\nReview: I have to admit I was surprised at the quality of these for the price. I ordered them in the roll intead of in the metal tin and am happy with my purchase. You can have a light color or thick solid color. They don't crumble like some others. They sharpen easily and hold their point. 36 colors are plenty to have a variety of color. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Success Eyewear brings you this prcatical set of 2 metal reading glasses. Set included one brown and one black pair of glasses for reading. Case included. This reading glasses set is suitable for both men and women. Keep a pair in your favorite reading spots so you always have a pair handy.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: They are pretty small but my husband just needed a pair to ...\n\nReview: These work for our purposes. They are pretty small but my husband just needed a pair to leave at work and one at home so he'd have something if he forgot his prescription pair. They are great \"extra\" glasses. I don't know if they'd hold up to constant use but are fine for occasional. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Agate is found in a variety of colors. While Agate is generally considered a stone of relatively low intensity and slower in vibrational frequencies, this is by no means a suggestion that Agate is inferior to other stones. In fact, Agate is regarded as stabilizing and is suitable for long-term development. Agate imbues the holder with extra energy when needed. However, because it is a stabilizing and grounding stone, it does not perpetually increase energy at all times, but rather provides a pool of energy to draw from. In this perspective, Agate is a conservation stone and enhances longevity. Working with Agate is said to enhance one's perceptiveness, analytical capacities, and intellect, making it an excellent stone for students. Agate promotes courage and self-confidence while dissipating fear. Each variety of Agate possesses its own characteristics.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I was pleased with my set of stones\n\nReview: I was pleased with my set of stones. I put a AA battery next to them for size comparison. I like to do the \"gem mining\" whenever we go on vacations and we also have some local mines where you can get them straight out of the ground instead of already dug up dirt buckets. We have a tumbler and I love seeing the end result. I put stones in all kinds of decorations all over my home. I would recommend these for decorating. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: This Hello Kitty Pop-up Hamper is a cute fun way to collect your laundry. It also is great for toy storage. The dome top features Hello Kitty's adorable face with 3D ears and signature bow. Its pop up construction make it perfect for traveling and easy to store away. Great for clothing, toys and more! Measures: L:16 in. x W:16 in. x H:28.5 in.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love this pop up hamper\n\nReview: I love this pop up hamper. I don't have enough storage in my small bathroom for towels so I use this now instead. Like another reviewer stated it doesn't stand up without being crooked on it's own but once filled with towels it stands up perfectly and over time has now gotten to where it will stand up on its own. I think it was just warped from being packed up for so long. It would also be great for little one's toys. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Vivree Kitchen Tongs Set Salad and Grill Stainless Steel Serving Tongs with Silicone Tips have heat-resistant silicone heads that won't scratch nonstick cookware. Crafted of heavy-gauge stainless steel with silicone tips and silicone grips 1-1/2 inches wide with scalloped edges, these provide a firmer grip so you don't drop anything, making them essential for anything that can't be easily removed from a pot, pan or the grill with either a spatula or spoon. Heat resistant to 480F so they won't melt or char as you cook. This means your food will always be free from plastic smell or taste from your turner tongs. Scalloped heads handle foods delicately without piercing them. Firm spring action provides exceptional control, so you can pick up one pea or flip a 2-lb. Steak. Perfect for pots and pans that are Non-Stick coated, which means being very careful when using metal tongs as you don't want to scratch the surface. These tongs have a grip-able surface and they don't slip out of your hand even if they are greasy. Locking handles for compact storage Dishwasher safe makes clean-up much easier.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe ...\n\nReview: I use these when I have to brown something in my pressure cooker before putting on the lid and cooking it. The pot is deep so to keep from burning my hand I needed tongs to grab with instead of just a fork to flip it with. The tab at the joint that pulls up keeps them closed in the drawer so they don't get tangled up with all your other utensils. They are light in the hand but not cheap feeling. I can't say how they are in the dishwasher because we hand wash our dishes. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Whimsical black cat face trivet for protecting surfaces from heat. Removable rubber feet also protect surfaces from scratches. Features a sturdy cast iron construction. Hand clean with a damp cloth and towel dry. The oval design is 6.6 by 6.3 inches. Use them year-round or as a special accent during the Halloween holiday.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I've worked in a machine shop and that is exactly what it smells like but at least the shop was big enough to ...\n\nReview: This black cat trivet was too cute to pass up but there are pros and cons. The pros are that it is 1) it's heavy cast iron, 2) even though the size is shown it was bigger than I had expected. The one con is that it has an overpowering smell. I've worked in a machine shop and that is exactly what it smells like but at least the shop was big enough to air out. This stunk up my living room almost as soon as I took it out of the package. The reason for the three stars is instead of putting this in my kitchen I put it in the garden instead and for that it's perfect (although I didn't put it close to anything we will eat). I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: These Patriotic Window Gel Clings are very good quality! Includes 4th of July, American Flag, Stars, & I Love America. Perfect for your home, school, office etc!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: The set I received looked beautiful but as soon as I opened them the smell ...\n\nReview: I'm not sure how these clings got such glowing reviews. The set I received looked beautiful but as soon as I opened them the smell hit me. I thought it may dissipate after awhile. It smells like dirty gym socks and they smelled up my entire living room. I cannot recommend these as decorations. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Durable Materials: High quality water resistant lightweight Oxford fabric and Smooth Zipper Dimensions: 17.5 * 13.5 * 7.5 inch Capacity: 25 Liters Adjustable padded Reinforced Strap,Reinforced bottom,fits 15.6inch laptop notebook Practical Functions: Equipped with A HOLE for HEADPHONE outside, easy access to earphone usage.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It fits fine in the padded pocket\n\nReview: I got this for my Dell Inspiron 17.3 laptop. It fits fine in the padded pocket. There is plenty of room for your laptop and any extras you may need including books or extra electronic accessories. The zippers are good quality and the backpack itself is thick material that is sewn well. I would recommend this backpack to protect your laptop. I'm honestly not sure of the waterproof part in lots of water because I've only carried it through the rain a fe w times but admittedly it wasn't heavy rain but everything was dry inside. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Rating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I ordered the pink one and the quality is very nice. I like the dual layers\n\nReview: Very elegant top. I ordered the pink one and the quality is very nice. I like the dual layers. The only downside is that it's very long. Before I shortened the straps it fit ok at the top but the bottom was almost at my knees and I'm 5'8\". I shortened up the straps and it shortened it enough to wear with leggings and a short sleeve sweater. It came with a black stain that looked almost like grease and I was afraid is was already ruined but in washing it came right out. This top can dress up or down. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Vintage 1979 Aged To Perfection - This is not just another last minute, random birthday gift idea designed for single use... ShirtInvaders branded t-shirts are created to be worn. A 40th birthday gift idea that will be loved, appreciated and actually used! A great option for a unique birthday gift, Fathers Day gift, Mother's Day gift, Christmas gift or just an unexpected surprise and with every year offered, this shirt would make a great gift for anyone. Our t-shirts work for any and all occasions. We have a large selection of dated or year specific designs and gifts to choose from with a variety of color options and sizes to fit everyone. ShirtInvaders brand designs are created with our unique vision, style, and attitude. We want to impress everyone with our quality, our creativity, our speed and our motivation... From our customers and competitors to our own designers and printers. Were not just a t-shirt shop, we are a unique brand with a hunger for success, a motivation to impress and a drive to set new industry standards.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: All joking aside it really is a really nice shirt and very thick material\n\nReview: I turned 40 this year and when I saw this I had to have it. Of course I don't think I'm vintage but anyway. All joking aside it really is a really nice shirt and very thick material. The seams are solid. The seller was even so sweet at to send a free coozie with my order. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: This Jewelry Fold is a perfect addition to your travel accessories! Lightweight and sturdy this jewelry organizer can travel with you on a daily basis in your purse or in your carry-on for a long trip! With four zipper pockets, two earrings and ring strips, and four snaps for necklaces, this organizer has plenty of storage for all your jewelry needs. For necklaces, keep them Tangle Free by drawing tight and clasping each end. Once secure, zip the flap closed for added security and to eliminate risk of scratching. For larger necklaces, place these items in the zippered pockets. Your rings and earrings are secure with 2 snap down strips, plenty of room 16 pairs of earring and a variety of rings. ***Jewelry in Pictures does NOT come with product.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: I would not recommend this item especially if you are carrying anything of ...\n\nReview: The quality of the BBD Travel Jewelry Organizer is very cheap. You can see in my photos that the \"shell\" of the case is bent and damaged. I'm sure it will not protect your jewelry and the zippers are cheap as well so you may lose your items while traveling. I would not recommend this item especially if you are carrying anything of any value. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Looking for the perfect 2 piece set as a special gift for a loved one, or a luxurious treat for yourself? Coeur dAlene by Aegean Apparel has got you covered with this beautifully soft 2 piece satin chemise & robe set with lace detail! Each set is carefully crafted to fit like a glove & flatter the silhouette. Youll fall in love with the ultra-soft satin fabric, gorgeous details, & unbelievable fit! This set features: -Chemise: Easy adjustable straps to cater to your shape -Chemise: A sophisticated lace neckline -Chemise: Princess seam construction -Chemise: A flattering vent at thigh for easy movement -Robe: Traditional kimono style collar -Robe: Matching lace trim at sleeve cuffs -Robe: Easy hidden side seam pockets to keep everything handy -Robe: Matching removable belt for multiple ways to wear Theres nothing better than relaxing after a long day in something that makes you feel truly beautiful and comfortable. Our sets even come in a soft cool blue chemise with solid cool blue matching robe for casual & classic style; a jet black chemise with black & white leopard printed matching robe for something sexy & stylish; or a candy pink chemise with pink & white striped matching robe for your cute and flirty side! Lifes too short to settle for what you wear to bed - make it something special and order your new favorite jammies from Coeur dAlene by Aegean Apparel now!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Even after washing it holds it's shimmery color and doesn't get dull like some others I've bought\n\nReview: Fits as expected. Very soft and silky. I wear a size large in shirts but ordered an extra large in this and it fits ok. Even after washing it holds it's shimmery color and doesn't get dull like some others I've bought. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Classic Glow Bike light 1000 Lumen Headlight Bundle with Rechargeable Batteries, AC Charger + Charger Base and White Tube+Mount Holder,\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This little light is not a bad deal. It having the rechargeable battery is nice ...\n\nReview: This little light is not a bad deal. It having the rechargeable battery is nice just on its own. There are five different settings for the light to include strobe. My husband didn't like the fact you had to cycle through all the mixes to get back to the regular light. His current light will reset the cycle once it's been turned off for so long. As I said this light does come with a rechargeable battery or you can use three triple A (not double A as stated here). It zooms pretty wide and keeps it's brightness. The picture I have included is this light on the left and a 650 lumen streamlight so you can see it's not 1000 lumens. The light feels like good quality in your hand and could probably handle several bumps and not be damaged. I received this light at a discount for my honest and unbiased review and feel I could recommend this with no hesitation. Overall for the price and what you get it's worth it.","Product: Package Includes: VT Retro Wave Cruiser Complete 22" Banana Skateboard\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: ... to give to charities at Christmas for the less fortunate children. This is the type of toy that ...\n\nReview: I buy toys throughout the year to give to charities at Christmas for the less fortunate children. This is the type of toy that I choose because it's something that any kid can play with and it really doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl. This skateboard is good quality. It's made of heavy material and doesn't feel cheap or like it would break easily. I will be happy to hand this item over at Christmas and hope it brings a smile to a childs face. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Running Out of Battery? Charge Your Phone Wherever You Are Effortlessly How many times were you outside, for a drink or a walk and you suddenly discovered that you were running out of battery? Do you ever forget your charger at home and don't know how to charge your phone? What if you miss an important call, text or reminder because you don't have battery? Don't worry, you can now charge your phone at any place easily! Introducing The New Innogie Air Series 6600mAh External Battery Power Bank Innogie's power charger is the best way to charge your phone when you are outside using alien energy. With Innogie charger you will always have your phone charged using the most stylish portable charger! Why You Should Buy This Phone Portable Charger Right Now: - It's very practical and convenient while it also makes you look cool. - It comes along with 2 year guarantee and additional insurance. - It has high capacity battery.(6600mAh) It can give 3x full charge to iPhone 6 and iPhone 5s, 2x full charge to iPhone 6 plus, almost 2x full charge to Galaxy S5 and 3x full charge to most other phones! - It's compact and you can easily take it anywhere because of its handy shape. - Very safe! Compare with 18650 battery cell, Li-Polymer cell has higher energy density and more stable - It works with the innovative smart switch technology and offers 93% energy conversion rate. You will never run out of battery. - Wide Compatibility : Works with smart phones from Apple, Samsung, Google, HTC, Nokia, LG, and most other popular smart phones. Works with iPad, Kindle, Samsung Galaxy, Google Note and most other popular tablets. Order Now to Get The Highly rated Portable Phone Charger in the Market!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: This back up battery is easy to use\n\nReview: This back up battery is easy to use. Input is 5V/2A and output is 5V/2A as well. There are four blue lights on the end of the battery that indicate how much of a charge is left. I charged it fully and the very first time I plugged my tablet up to it the first light went out. So is this telling me the simple act of plugging the battery up has used 25% of the charge? It never did charge my tablet but will slowly charge a kindle paperwhite. I sure wouldn't want to depend on this as my emergency back up for anything. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Drops, dirt, disasters Defender Series for Galaxy S7 is tough enough to withstand the worst. In fact, its the toughest Defender Series yet. Featuring a death-defying design with a built-in screen protector, plush foam buffer, rigid inner shell and resilient outer slipcover, Defender Series walks away from falls unscathed. To top it off, Defender Series comes with a heavy-duty holster thats a belt clip and kickstand.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: ... that they make one for but I am so disappointed in this one\n\nReview: I have an Otterbox for every piece of electronics I have that they make one for but I am so disappointed in this one. There are gaps all over it like the rubber part is too big. I have requested a replacement and I hope this is just a defective one but I will update my review if I get one that is better.\n\n---UPDATE---\nI really can't go up any more stars. The second one I received has extra rubber on the case all the way around the edge that should have been removed when it was removed from the mold. There is still a large gap between the phone and the plastic part that will collect any kind of dust or dirt the phone comes in contact with. I'm disappointed with Otterbox on this one.","Product: We've listened to customers and added an interior buffer in the Wallet S for the Galaxy S6. By preventing immediate contact of the home button and cover, the button will avoid being pressed when the cover is closed. With 3 card slots and an interior compartment for extra cash, you can securely hold your essentials in one place.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm always wary of cases like this because they usually don't hold the phone very ...\n\nReview: I'm always wary of cases like this because they usually don't hold the phone very snuggly but this one is awesome. Your phone can snap in and you don't have to worry about it. It even took some effort to remove the phone which is good. I also like the fact that you can sit your phone up by folding the phone holder out. It works like a little kickstand. I would feel secure with my phone in this case. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Modern and polished design The roocase Prestige is a smart and resourceful way to stylishly travel light by combining the functions of a wallet and your Samsung Galaxy S7 into a sleek, sharp roocase flip folio-type design. Securing the essentials Convenience and necessity go hand in hand with the Prestige folio flip cover generously offering three card slots for credit cards, business cards or other sensitive info that you might need attached to your exclusive Samsung Galaxy S7. An additional feature is a cash crib allowing you to keep all forms of payment. Factoring in the right features Aside from its sophisticated look, the functionality is beyond comparable, giving the roocase Prestige the ability to stand in landscape mode, with the stable built-in media stand for viewing movies or media with ease. And let's not forget the magnetic strap that not only secures and fully encloses the roocase but also\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: GREAT idea! I love these types of folio cases ...\n\nReview: GREAT idea! I love these types of folio cases but when you get a call you are holding the entire case up to you head plus having to hold it open. This case takes a great idea and makes it better. You can remove the phone from the case to use it! All it takes to put it back in is simply sitting it back in the case. The magnets are VERY strong and the phone doesn't slip or slide out the end. The material and workmanship are very nice as well. With so many cases out there it's hard to find one that is a decent price AND actually a good case. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: This EDC (everyday carry) can be used with other molle military tactical bag, backpack etc. Compact EDC Pouch Tool Waist Bag is perfect for wallet, iPhone 6 Plus, Samsung, pen, tool and power bank etc. 1000 denier nylon fabric, waterproof, wear-resisting and lightweight. This molle pouch is a great organizer for big screen smart phone, camera, key, wallet, pen, knife, notebook, small tool, small accessories, and even can be a holster. It's a ideal molle bag, tactical waist bag or gadget pouch. Inside the bag are two large zippered compartments for other items, such as a wallet, second phone, portable battery charger, sunglasses, and other items Durable material with pad keeps your cellphone and other electronic devices safe and protected. It is indeed an excellent product. Suitable for outdoor sports, hiking,climbing,hunting,camping mountaineeringDimension: approx 6.9 X 5.1 X 1.6 inches (L x W x T ). Package Includes: One Belt Pouch One Bastex Cleaning Cloth\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very good quality universal tactical bag\n\nReview: Very good quality universal tactical bag. Will work with any \"molle\" system. Attahches right to a backpack or belt. Not quite big enough for a XDS .45 but easily will fit a .380. Not wanting to carry your firearm in it? Then it will hold plenty of other stuff too. Pen, phone, keys, small first aid kit. I can't emphasize the quality enough because if you're carrying it everyday something will wear out quickly and this little bag is well sewn thick material but suprisingly not heavy. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Power bank\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I would recommend having a couple of these if you don't always ...\n\nReview: This battery takes a little longer to charge than others I've tried but also lasts much longer. Myhusband always has one of these with him because working in a shop he may not always have quick access to an outlet to charge his phone. I would recommend having a couple of these if you don't always have access to an outlet to charge your phone or tablet. When charging a tablet this battery was able to charge it while using the tablet at the same time. I think that's impressive. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: This gorgeous bling rhinestone wallet case is compatible with Samsung Galaxy S7 phone. It gives you good protection. It is a leather flip wallet case. The case has PU leather cover outside with luxurious diamond, rhinestone and pearl on it, and plastic cover inside. The bling rhinestone pink flower brings you a fashionable case. The gorgeous pink flower on the front are wonderful quality. The inside has a white holder for your phone and two slot to put your credit card, debit card, license or whatever you choose to put there. This fashion galaxy S7 case is a good gift for your friend and family.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The roses are really pretty and when I get my Note 7 and get ...\n\nReview: Got this today and have mixed feelings. I understand that this cover isn't that expensive but the crystals were crooked and there was extra glue all over the case from them being glued on. The roses are really pretty and when I get my Note 7 and get rid of this case I will probably try to remove them and use them for crafts. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: \"Martins flock to miniature gardens by the dozens, so be sure to have a place for them to stay while they visit! The metal martin house features a green roof and white frame. It is mounted on a 12\" stake. Holes drilled on all four sides. This attractive bird dwelling can provide a realistic accent to a miniature landscape, or a focal point in the miniature flower garden. It also adds a unique touch of whimsy when placed in a houseplant or poking through a floral centerpiece. (Note: Miniatures are small items that pose potential choking hazards to small children. They are not toys. Any accessories pictured are not included, for illustrative purposes only.).\"\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: ... ordered it but what I didn't realize is how poor the quality was\n\nReview: I knew exactly what size this item was when I ordered it but what I didn't realize is how poor the quality was. As you can see in the pictures this mini Martin house was just thrown together. There aren't any parts that are even. If you want something that at least looks somewhat nice in a little fairy garden you'll want to steer clear of this one. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Quick fire will never expire or lose flammability! completely odorless, which is perfect for indoor storage. the innovative sealed pouches are 100% waterproof. the packaging material acts as a wick, effortlessly starting coals, fireplaces, grills, campfires, fire pits, wood burning stoves and more! quick fire is a great survivalist item, able to withstand the most severe weather and still ignite! perfect for indoor or outdoor use, as quick fire burns with no odor, smoke or harmful fumes. each pouch burns up to 10 minutes long. safe and easy to use! available in 6, 12, 25, or 60 packs, the more you buy, the more you save! keep out of reach of children. do not cut or open the pouch. do not chew on or eat the contents.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Once you light the corner of these packets they flame up pretty quickly. This one in the video burned for ...\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R100M7IRFJWYUX\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1DzsKY9bCS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A11E8kzsX3S.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> QuickFire is exactly right. Once you light the corner of these packets they flame up pretty quickly. This one in the video burned for approximately 7-8 minutes. It would be plenty of time to get your tinder on and get a good fire started. The only downside to these is that it does say you can use them inside or out and you can but when the plastic is burning there is a slight odor of typical plastic burning smell. There isn't much plastic so it doens't last long but just wanted to include everything. Overall a good purchase. I received these at a discount for my honest review and can confidently recommend them.","Product: This 6-piece Garden Key Tool Set and Belt includes everything you need for indoor plant care projects. The small and handy garden tools fit conveniently in the super convenient apron so you can easily transport your tools as needed. Product Features -Bring all your gardening necessities with you with the Garden Key Tool Set with Gardening Belt. -This small gardening set is perfect for tending to indoor plants. -These garden tools fit conveniently in the convenient tool belt so you can easily transport your tools as needed. The 6-piece set includes 1 Gardening Tool Belt. 1 Pruner 1 Rake 1 Trowel 1 Spade 1 Gardening Gloves\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Like the other reviewer said they are really small tools\n\nReview: This little set includes a spade, shovel and rake along with pruners and gloves and you're able to store it all in the waist pack. Like the other reviewer said they are really small tools. The gloves and pruner seem to be normal adult size. This would be a great set for an older child. I put the dollar in the picture so you could compare the size and see if this is what you need. Even though the tools are small they are really well made quality tools. The handles are solid wood. The strap for the waist pouch is adjustable. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Durable latex and polyester expanding hose design with quick release and adjustable spray nozzle. Reinforced with maximum strength polyester fabric that protects the core tube from wear and tear. Inner hose made from double latex material for greater strength and durability than leading competitor. Extendahose automatically shrinks, without kinking or tangling, for compact storage. Features high-quality, solid brass, rust-resistant connectors that prevent leaks around spray nozzle and tap. Includes a quick release feature which allows you to safely and effortlessly stop water stream and remove spray nozzle without turning off the faucet. Hose comes in 4 sizes: 25/50/75/100 feet with connectors designed to fit most standard outdoor \" - \" faucets. Includes one plastic hook for conveniently hanging the hose off the ground and one adjustable spray nozzle.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The hook for handing was a nice addition as well\n\nReview: Finally!! I have tried several different extending hoses and they have all split down the hose or the plastic attachments broke or cracked. This one has brass fittings so nothing to break there. The hose extends slowly and after several uses there hasn't been any splitting of the hose itself. The hook for handing was a nice addition as well. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: The new 2014 DOGTEK No Bark Spray is one of the most effective collars on the market using a proven method to train your dog not to excessively bark. When your dog barks, the DOGTEK No Bark Spray delivers a short spray of harmless citronella mist towards the dog's lower jaw. Completely harmless and painless, the citronella anti-bark collar is scientifically proven to be the most effective on the market. The collar is automatic and does not require human involvement. It does not use static corrections or beeps, so it will not create any extra anxiety for the dog. Within a short period of training time, the dog begins to associate the citronella spray correction with their bad barking habits further reducing your dog's desire to excessively bark. Product Features : Dogs 6 lbs. and up can use the No Bark Spray Collar; The spray is harmless and effective bull; Device is Lightweight (2 oz.) and great for most breeds bull; Uses 6-volt alkaline battery (included).What's Included in the Package: 1 DOGTEK No Bark Spray device bull; 1 refill canister of citronella spray; 1 adjustable nylon strap collar bull; 1 6V 4LR44 battery 1 user's guide.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe ...\n\nReview: This has worked perfectly for me. I have three Shih Tzu and two are barkers, one rarely. I put this on the one that usually starts the barking and it's actually quieted the second in command down. I work from home on the phone so I can't have them going off every time they hear a sound outside. I tried the electronic collars but I feel guilty because they are so small. In saying that I have mixed feelings about this one. The method is much more humane but the sprayer itself is kind of big for small dogs. I'm hoping they will train and I can stop using a collar at all. For now it works. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Petrainer IS-PET998DB2: Built-in high capacity lithium rechargeable batteries (500mAh for transmitter and 240mAh for receiver). Both transmitter and collar receiver can be charged at the same time. Completely waterproof collar receiver. Convenient, easy-to-read Backlight LCD screen that shows the stimulation level. Fits all dogs. From 15 to 100 lbs. with a TPU collar size from 7 to 27 inches long. Quickly synchronize the transmitter with collar receiver, within 10 secondsIt has 100 levels of corrections of static shock and vibration, you are able to find the right correction for your pet's personality and size.100% tested product with 1 Year Free Replacement Warranty; BUY WITH CONFIDENCE.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: These collars work great! I have an American Bully and she is ...\n\nReview: These collars work great! I have an American Bully and she is very hard headed (typical bulldog). My only problem was she wants to bite our hands instead of just toys. I tried redirecting her attention to a toy but she insisted on chewing on hands and occasionally snapping at our face. Typical of a puppy, if you push her back she thinks you're playing but this collar has completely stopped all this in about two days. She is only chewing on toys now. I don't use it on more than one dog because by the time you select the second collar they have stopped doing the action you are trying to correct. The shock goes up to 100 but I only have to use level 5, yes 5. I'm very pleased.\n\nUPDATE - I had to lower my rating because one of the recievers has stopped working completely. The other one is still going strong. Even though they say waterproof I don't let her wear it outside because we have a fenced yard but it still stopped working. It acts like it's charging but dies in about a minute.","Product: Afford Your Furry Buddy The Happy Life They Deserve With Nootie Joint & Hip Supplement - Starting Today! Is your pal suffering from hip dysplasia, arthritis or a damaged joint? Have you tried supposedly miraculous supplements in the past that proved to be disappointing? Are you looking for a dependable and trustworthy solution that will put the grin back on your buddys face again? If yes, then look no further! Nootie has just the solution youre looking for! Watch Your Dog Enjoy Life And Run Around Happily Again! Offer your beloved fella this extremely effective supplement to relieve current joint pains and prevent future damage, and watch them fully enjoy their life once again! Let them run, jump and hop without a care in the world! All thanks to this specifically designed hip and joint supplement, suitable for all dog sizes and breeds! Dont Be Fooled By Similar Poor Quality Products! There are hundreds of similar products in the market some of them may seem cheaper, but will cost you a lot more in the future, both financially and psychologically, as they are probably of lower quality, diluted and with unpleasant taste. Our supplement, on the other hand, is pure, with great taste and contains a higher concentration of glucosamine (600 mg), chondroitin (300 mg), MSM (400 mg) and Hyaluronic Acid per chew than the majority of these products! Thats why we are so certain that it is your best solution and, hence, we offer you our LIFETIME warranty for free! So What Are You Waiting For? Place Your Order Now And Get Your Limited Buy-1-Get-3 Offer Now While Our Stock Still Lasts!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It's much easier to give her this little supplement before feeding her and I don't have to feel bad about forcing her to eat foo\n\nReview: No problem with giving these to my German Shepherd. She loves them. I've tried to give her a hip supplement in the liquid form and the powder form added to her food but she turns her nose up at it. It's much easier to give her this little supplement before feeding her and I don't have to feel bad about forcing her to eat food with stuff she doesn't like in it. She is 13 years old and having hip trouble and the vet recommended giving her a glucosamine and chondroitin supplement and in doing so we have seen a difference in her when she is getting up or walking for awhile. I received this item at a discount for my honest and unbiased review.","Product: Check out our Petphabet Lavender Scented Waste Bags, Available in Pack of 10 or 20 Refill Rolls, 15 Bag Count per Roll. Perfect for busy pet owners or dog walkers on the go who always seem to be running out of bags. This pack includes 10 or 20 rolls of 15 lavender scented bags per roll that is easy to detach and open. Our lavender scented waste bags makes picking up pet waste quick, simple, and easy whether you are on a walk or in the backyard. It comes with a fresh lavender scent and are strong, durable, and 100 percent leak proof guaranteed. Our scented waste bags fit most waste dispensers, so you do not need to buy a new one. Our waste bags are superior in quality and affordability. Lavender scented, leak proof and extra strong, they can hold any size poop and fit perfectly in your pantry.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just like any other poo bag pretty much\n\nReview: Just like any other poo bag pretty much. They are a little thicker than the cheap ones at the dollar store and I like the fact they are deep so you can tie the top off. They fit several different types of holders. I would order again.\n\n I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Rounded Tip Dog Grooming Scissors Round Blunt Tips Blade for Safty, No need to worry about poking your pet's skin with these round-tipped scissors. Ear, Nose, Face, Paw Length of Scissor: 13.5cm(5''), Blade:2.7cm(1.06''), , Micro-serrated Blade keeps fur not slide, makes grooming easy. Package include: 1pc*Scissor, 1pc*Bag,1*Thining Shears as picture shown U-sky was established at 2006 year which is a professional scissor supplier. we supply kitchen scissor/pet scissor/medical scissor U-sky always supply better Pet grooming scissors.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great set for my Shih Tzu\n\nReview: Great set for my Shih Tzu. I have such a hard time trimming their face because of their short muzzle and of course they don't like anything close to their eyes. That's where the blunt ends come in for safety. They are sharp so I can make a couple of quick cuts and be done. The comb is also good quality. The case isn't that great but I don't really keep them in it and I'd rather have the value in the tools. I would recommend the tools. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Good Life Essentials confidently offesr the BEST and strongest Magnetic Mesh Screen Available. At 80Gsm gauge the Good Life Essentials Magnetic Mesh packs a heavy punch, boasting the heaviest gauge mesh with tough-tear resistant technology. Super easy installation lets fresh air in within minutes and keeps bugs OUT! Voted BEST screen door, Good Life Essentials Magnetic Mesh Screens are kid and pet friendly and come with a 1-year NO QUESTIONS ASKED warranty. The heavy gauge 82\"X34\" mesh fits standard and sliding doors and are great for homes and apartments. Enjoy ease of access when entering and leaving RVs, Campers, and MORE! Enjoy your summer and fresh air. Let Good Life Essentials worry about keeping the bugs OUT!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: ... some other models and the reviews on this were good. I'm not sure if I received a defective ...\n\nReview: I wanted to try this product because I didn't want to drill holes as required on some other models and the reviews on this were good. I'm not sure if I received a defective unit or what but the velcro wouldn't stick to the wall and I did make sure it was clean before installing the velcro. I got this so I could put it over my back door so my dogs could go in and out because the door itself is metal so didn't want to cut a doggy door and it's just the door and no screen as it is now. The bad part is my dogs (shih tzu)can go in and out but the screen doesn't go back together in the middle because the magnets aren't strong enough. I thought maybe they just weren't opening it far enough and it just needed to swing back together but that didn't work either. If you need or want the screen to come back together completely in the middle so no flys come in then this is not the solution. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: solar lights\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I like the fact you can put it anywhere because there ...\n\nReview: I put this little light on my front steps because it never fails that we forget to leave on the porch light when we go out at times. I like the fact you can put it anywhere because there are no batteries or cords to mess with. The solar panel does get sun all day and I have not had a problem with it lighting up at night. Once my father in law saw it he loved it and we gave him one too. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: This angel design night light will add a whimsical touch to any decor. Plug this night light into any wall socket and let it provide soft illumination to guide you in the dark.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: These are beautiful little lights and they work as stated but the ...\n\nReview: These are beautiful little lights and they work as stated but the polarized plug is backwards. They will, of course, plug in but the angel will be upside down. You can see the detail I'm trying to explain better in the pictures I'm posting. I've tried several other lights, even the ones with the sensors that are supposed to make the lights turn on when the main light is off and they never seem to work quite right. The small switch on this is tight and of good quality. I can't say one way or another that I would recommend this because it's completely based on what types of plugs you have in your house as whether it will work but I gave it four stars based on the fact that it does what it says and it's a cute light. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Pop-up design for quick and easy assembly;Small size fits easily in compact home or kids room; For both indoor and outdoor use;Crawl or wiggle through a fun penguin-themed tunnel;Tunnel folds down flat and closes with flexible tabs for easy storage when not in use;71 inch x 18.8 inch diameter when opened to play, 18.8 inch x 3inch when put away\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: These are really cute novelty pens and would be great for offices\n\nReview: These pens make my desk just a little prettier. I've ordered novelty pens in the past and have always found they quit writing just days after starting to use them. I have to take notes on and off all day at my job. I lay the pen on my notebook with the lid off and this pen still works every time I pick it up even though the lid is off. They do not dry out. When I first opened them there were a few tiny feathers that were loose in the bag but once I shook them out they have not continued to shed. These are really cute novelty pens and would be great for offices, parties or gifts. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.","Product: Will be shipped from US. Used books may not include companion materials, may have some shelf wear, may contain highlighting/notes, may not include CDs or access codes. 100% money back guarantee.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format\n\nReview: Johanna Basford definitely has a gift. A gift for creating artwork that can take you to another place. This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format. The only thing I would change about this book is that is has pictures on both sides of the page so you can't really use markers and if you want to frame any of them you have to pick one side or the other. These pictues are so relaxing and there is even a \"game\" in the book where you find hidden pictures in the pages of the book. It really makes you look at the detail of the pictues and they ARE gorgeous. I am so glad I bought these books. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.","Product: Excellent Book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format\n\nReview: Johanna Basford definitely has a gift. A gift for creating artwork that can take you to another place. This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format. The only thing I would change about this book is that is has pictures on both sides of the page so you can't really use markers and if you want to frame any of them you have to pick one side or the other. These pictues are so relaxing and there is even a \"game\" in the book where you find hidden pictures in the pages of the book. It really makes you look at the detail of the pictues and they ARE gorgeous. I am so glad I bought these books. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Put the power in your hand, ready to unleash your creativity? Have you been searching for a set of high-quality colored pencils that includes everything you'll need to express your passion or create a perfect picture? The sky's the limit With this 36-pack of coloring pencils from castle art supplies. With a color for every situation, you'll be able to put on paper anything and everything you see in your head. The sturdy construction and smooth operation lets your art flow naturally from your brain to your hand to the paper. Colors you can use: With 36 hand-selected colors, this set offers you an unmatched mlange of opportunities to make your creation come alive. Quality you can feel: Drawing, sketching or writing has never been so effortless, whether you're going big and bold or layering fine detail. We also include a sharpener and eraser With our canvas wrap. Art is a gift: Whether you're exploring your artistic side, giving your kids the chance to show what they can do or there's someone in your life who you think could work. wonders With colored pencils, the ability to create art is the ultimate gift.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I ordered them in the roll intead of in the metal tin and am happy with my purchase\\n\\nReview: I have to admit I was surprised at the quality of these for the price. I ordered them in the roll intead of in the metal tin and am happy with my purchase. You can have a light color or thick solid color. They don't crumble like some others. They sharpen easily and hold their point. 36 colors are plenty to have a variety of color. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Success Eyewear brings you this prcatical set of 2 metal reading glasses. Set included one brown and one black pair of glasses for reading. Case included. This reading glasses set is suitable for both men and women. Keep a pair in your favorite reading spots so you always have a pair handy.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: They are pretty small but my husband just needed a pair to ...\\n\\nReview: These work for our purposes. They are pretty small but my husband just needed a pair to leave at work and one at home so he'd have something if he forgot his prescription pair. They are great \\\"extra\\\" glasses. I don't know if they'd hold up to constant use but are fine for occasional. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Agate is found in a variety of colors. While Agate is generally considered a stone of relatively low intensity and slower in vibrational frequencies, this is by no means a suggestion that Agate is inferior to other stones. In fact, Agate is regarded as stabilizing and is suitable for long-term development. Agate imbues the holder with extra energy when needed. However, because it is a stabilizing and grounding stone, it does not perpetually increase energy at all times, but rather provides a pool of energy to draw from. In this perspective, Agate is a conservation stone and enhances longevity. Working with Agate is said to enhance one's perceptiveness, analytical capacities, and intellect, making it an excellent stone for students. Agate promotes courage and self-confidence while dissipating fear. Each variety of Agate possesses its own characteristics.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I was pleased with my set of stones\\n\\nReview: I was pleased with my set of stones. I put a AA battery next to them for size comparison. I like to do the \\\"gem mining\\\" whenever we go on vacations and we also have some local mines where you can get them straight out of the ground instead of already dug up dirt buckets. We have a tumbler and I love seeing the end result. I put stones in all kinds of decorations all over my home. I would recommend these for decorating. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: This Hello Kitty Pop-up Hamper is a cute fun way to collect your laundry. It also is great for toy storage. The dome top features Hello Kitty's adorable face with 3D ears and signature bow. Its pop up construction make it perfect for traveling and easy to store away. Great for clothing, toys and more! Measures: L:16 in. x W:16 in. x H:28.5 in.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love this pop up hamper\\n\\nReview: I love this pop up hamper. I don't have enough storage in my small bathroom for towels so I use this now instead. Like another reviewer stated it doesn't stand up without being crooked on it's own but once filled with towels it stands up perfectly and over time has now gotten to where it will stand up on its own. I think it was just warped from being packed up for so long. It would also be great for little one's toys. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Vivree Kitchen Tongs Set Salad and Grill Stainless Steel Serving Tongs with Silicone Tips have heat-resistant silicone heads that won't scratch nonstick cookware. Crafted of heavy-gauge stainless steel with silicone tips and silicone grips 1-1/2 inches wide with scalloped edges, these provide a firmer grip so you don't drop anything, making them essential for anything that can't be easily removed from a pot, pan or the grill with either a spatula or spoon. Heat resistant to 480F so they won't melt or char as you cook. This means your food will always be free from plastic smell or taste from your turner tongs. Scalloped heads handle foods delicately without piercing them. Firm spring action provides exceptional control, so you can pick up one pea or flip a 2-lb. Steak. Perfect for pots and pans that are Non-Stick coated, which means being very careful when using metal tongs as you don't want to scratch the surface. These tongs have a grip-able surface and they don't slip out of your hand even if they are greasy. Locking handles for compact storage Dishwasher safe makes clean-up much easier.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe ...\\n\\nReview: I use these when I have to brown something in my pressure cooker before putting on the lid and cooking it. The pot is deep so to keep from burning my hand I needed tongs to grab with instead of just a fork to flip it with. The tab at the joint that pulls up keeps them closed in the drawer so they don't get tangled up with all your other utensils. They are light in the hand but not cheap feeling. I can't say how they are in the dishwasher because we hand wash our dishes. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Whimsical black cat face trivet for protecting surfaces from heat. Removable rubber feet also protect surfaces from scratches. Features a sturdy cast iron construction. Hand clean with a damp cloth and towel dry. The oval design is 6.6 by 6.3 inches. Use them year-round or as a special accent during the Halloween holiday.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I've worked in a machine shop and that is exactly what it smells like but at least the shop was big enough to ...\\n\\nReview: This black cat trivet was too cute to pass up but there are pros and cons. The pros are that it is 1) it's heavy cast iron, 2) even though the size is shown it was bigger than I had expected. The one con is that it has an overpowering smell. I've worked in a machine shop and that is exactly what it smells like but at least the shop was big enough to air out. This stunk up my living room almost as soon as I took it out of the package. The reason for the three stars is instead of putting this in my kitchen I put it in the garden instead and for that it's perfect (although I didn't put it close to anything we will eat). I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: These Patriotic Window Gel Clings are very good quality! Includes 4th of July, American Flag, Stars, & I Love America. Perfect for your home, school, office etc!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: The set I received looked beautiful but as soon as I opened them the smell ...\\n\\nReview: I'm not sure how these clings got such glowing reviews. The set I received looked beautiful but as soon as I opened them the smell hit me. I thought it may dissipate after awhile. It smells like dirty gym socks and they smelled up my entire living room. I cannot recommend these as decorations. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Durable Materials: High quality water resistant lightweight Oxford fabric and Smooth Zipper Dimensions: 17.5 * 13.5 * 7.5 inch Capacity: 25 Liters Adjustable padded Reinforced Strap,Reinforced bottom,fits 15.6inch laptop notebook Practical Functions: Equipped with A HOLE for HEADPHONE outside, easy access to earphone usage.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It fits fine in the padded pocket\\n\\nReview: I got this for my Dell Inspiron 17.3 laptop. It fits fine in the padded pocket. There is plenty of room for your laptop and any extras you may need including books or extra electronic accessories. The zippers are good quality and the backpack itself is thick material that is sewn well. I would recommend this backpack to protect your laptop. I'm honestly not sure of the waterproof part in lots of water because I've only carried it through the rain a fe w times but admittedly it wasn't heavy rain but everything was dry inside. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Rating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I ordered the pink one and the quality is very nice. I like the dual layers\\n\\nReview: Very elegant top. I ordered the pink one and the quality is very nice. I like the dual layers. The only downside is that it's very long. Before I shortened the straps it fit ok at the top but the bottom was almost at my knees and I'm 5'8\\\". I shortened up the straps and it shortened it enough to wear with leggings and a short sleeve sweater. It came with a black stain that looked almost like grease and I was afraid is was already ruined but in washing it came right out. This top can dress up or down. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Vintage 1979 Aged To Perfection - This is not just another last minute, random birthday gift idea designed for single use... ShirtInvaders branded t-shirts are created to be worn. A 40th birthday gift idea that will be loved, appreciated and actually used! A great option for a unique birthday gift, Fathers Day gift, Mother's Day gift, Christmas gift or just an unexpected surprise and with every year offered, this shirt would make a great gift for anyone. Our t-shirts work for any and all occasions. We have a large selection of dated or year specific designs and gifts to choose from with a variety of color options and sizes to fit everyone. ShirtInvaders brand designs are created with our unique vision, style, and attitude. We want to impress everyone with our quality, our creativity, our speed and our motivation... From our customers and competitors to our own designers and printers. Were not just a t-shirt shop, we are a unique brand with a hunger for success, a motivation to impress and a drive to set new industry standards.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: All joking aside it really is a really nice shirt and very thick material\\n\\nReview: I turned 40 this year and when I saw this I had to have it. Of course I don't think I'm vintage but anyway. All joking aside it really is a really nice shirt and very thick material. The seams are solid. The seller was even so sweet at to send a free coozie with my order. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: This Jewelry Fold is a perfect addition to your travel accessories! Lightweight and sturdy this jewelry organizer can travel with you on a daily basis in your purse or in your carry-on for a long trip! With four zipper pockets, two earrings and ring strips, and four snaps for necklaces, this organizer has plenty of storage for all your jewelry needs. For necklaces, keep them Tangle Free by drawing tight and clasping each end. Once secure, zip the flap closed for added security and to eliminate risk of scratching. For larger necklaces, place these items in the zippered pockets. Your rings and earrings are secure with 2 snap down strips, plenty of room 16 pairs of earring and a variety of rings. ***Jewelry in Pictures does NOT come with product.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: I would not recommend this item especially if you are carrying anything of ...\\n\\nReview: The quality of the BBD Travel Jewelry Organizer is very cheap. You can see in my photos that the \\\"shell\\\" of the case is bent and damaged. I'm sure it will not protect your jewelry and the zippers are cheap as well so you may lose your items while traveling. I would not recommend this item especially if you are carrying anything of any value. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Looking for the perfect 2 piece set as a special gift for a loved one, or a luxurious treat for yourself? Coeur dAlene by Aegean Apparel has got you covered with this beautifully soft 2 piece satin chemise & robe set with lace detail! Each set is carefully crafted to fit like a glove & flatter the silhouette. Youll fall in love with the ultra-soft satin fabric, gorgeous details, & unbelievable fit! This set features: -Chemise: Easy adjustable straps to cater to your shape -Chemise: A sophisticated lace neckline -Chemise: Princess seam construction -Chemise: A flattering vent at thigh for easy movement -Robe: Traditional kimono style collar -Robe: Matching lace trim at sleeve cuffs -Robe: Easy hidden side seam pockets to keep everything handy -Robe: Matching removable belt for multiple ways to wear Theres nothing better than relaxing after a long day in something that makes you feel truly beautiful and comfortable. Our sets even come in a soft cool blue chemise with solid cool blue matching robe for casual & classic style; a jet black chemise with black & white leopard printed matching robe for something sexy & stylish; or a candy pink chemise with pink & white striped matching robe for your cute and flirty side! Lifes too short to settle for what you wear to bed - make it something special and order your new favorite jammies from Coeur dAlene by Aegean Apparel now!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Even after washing it holds it's shimmery color and doesn't get dull like some others I've bought\\n\\nReview: Fits as expected. Very soft and silky. I wear a size large in shirts but ordered an extra large in this and it fits ok. Even after washing it holds it's shimmery color and doesn't get dull like some others I've bought. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Classic Glow Bike light 1000 Lumen Headlight Bundle with Rechargeable Batteries, AC Charger + Charger Base and White Tube+Mount Holder,\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This little light is not a bad deal. It having the rechargeable battery is nice ...\\n\\nReview: This little light is not a bad deal. It having the rechargeable battery is nice just on its own. There are five different settings for the light to include strobe. My husband didn't like the fact you had to cycle through all the mixes to get back to the regular light. His current light will reset the cycle once it's been turned off for so long. As I said this light does come with a rechargeable battery or you can use three triple A (not double A as stated here). It zooms pretty wide and keeps it's brightness. The picture I have included is this light on the left and a 650 lumen streamlight so you can see it's not 1000 lumens. The light feels like good quality in your hand and could probably handle several bumps and not be damaged. I received this light at a discount for my honest and unbiased review and feel I could recommend this with no hesitation. Overall for the price and what you get it's worth it.\",\n \"Product: Package Includes: VT Retro Wave Cruiser Complete 22" Banana Skateboard\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: ... to give to charities at Christmas for the less fortunate children. This is the type of toy that ...\\n\\nReview: I buy toys throughout the year to give to charities at Christmas for the less fortunate children. This is the type of toy that I choose because it's something that any kid can play with and it really doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl. This skateboard is good quality. It's made of heavy material and doesn't feel cheap or like it would break easily. I will be happy to hand this item over at Christmas and hope it brings a smile to a childs face. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Running Out of Battery? Charge Your Phone Wherever You Are Effortlessly How many times were you outside, for a drink or a walk and you suddenly discovered that you were running out of battery? Do you ever forget your charger at home and don't know how to charge your phone? What if you miss an important call, text or reminder because you don't have battery? Don't worry, you can now charge your phone at any place easily! Introducing The New Innogie Air Series 6600mAh External Battery Power Bank Innogie's power charger is the best way to charge your phone when you are outside using alien energy. With Innogie charger you will always have your phone charged using the most stylish portable charger! Why You Should Buy This Phone Portable Charger Right Now: - It's very practical and convenient while it also makes you look cool. - It comes along with 2 year guarantee and additional insurance. - It has high capacity battery.(6600mAh) It can give 3x full charge to iPhone 6 and iPhone 5s, 2x full charge to iPhone 6 plus, almost 2x full charge to Galaxy S5 and 3x full charge to most other phones! - It's compact and you can easily take it anywhere because of its handy shape. - Very safe! Compare with 18650 battery cell, Li-Polymer cell has higher energy density and more stable - It works with the innovative smart switch technology and offers 93% energy conversion rate. You will never run out of battery. - Wide Compatibility : Works with smart phones from Apple, Samsung, Google, HTC, Nokia, LG, and most other popular smart phones. Works with iPad, Kindle, Samsung Galaxy, Google Note and most other popular tablets. Order Now to Get The Highly rated Portable Phone Charger in the Market!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: This back up battery is easy to use\\n\\nReview: This back up battery is easy to use. Input is 5V/2A and output is 5V/2A as well. There are four blue lights on the end of the battery that indicate how much of a charge is left. I charged it fully and the very first time I plugged my tablet up to it the first light went out. So is this telling me the simple act of plugging the battery up has used 25% of the charge? It never did charge my tablet but will slowly charge a kindle paperwhite. I sure wouldn't want to depend on this as my emergency back up for anything. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Drops, dirt, disasters Defender Series for Galaxy S7 is tough enough to withstand the worst. In fact, its the toughest Defender Series yet. Featuring a death-defying design with a built-in screen protector, plush foam buffer, rigid inner shell and resilient outer slipcover, Defender Series walks away from falls unscathed. To top it off, Defender Series comes with a heavy-duty holster thats a belt clip and kickstand.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: ... that they make one for but I am so disappointed in this one\\n\\nReview: I have an Otterbox for every piece of electronics I have that they make one for but I am so disappointed in this one. There are gaps all over it like the rubber part is too big. I have requested a replacement and I hope this is just a defective one but I will update my review if I get one that is better.\\n\\n---UPDATE---\\nI really can't go up any more stars. The second one I received has extra rubber on the case all the way around the edge that should have been removed when it was removed from the mold. There is still a large gap between the phone and the plastic part that will collect any kind of dust or dirt the phone comes in contact with. I'm disappointed with Otterbox on this one.\",\n \"Product: We've listened to customers and added an interior buffer in the Wallet S for the Galaxy S6. By preventing immediate contact of the home button and cover, the button will avoid being pressed when the cover is closed. With 3 card slots and an interior compartment for extra cash, you can securely hold your essentials in one place.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm always wary of cases like this because they usually don't hold the phone very ...\\n\\nReview: I'm always wary of cases like this because they usually don't hold the phone very snuggly but this one is awesome. Your phone can snap in and you don't have to worry about it. It even took some effort to remove the phone which is good. I also like the fact that you can sit your phone up by folding the phone holder out. It works like a little kickstand. I would feel secure with my phone in this case. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Modern and polished design The roocase Prestige is a smart and resourceful way to stylishly travel light by combining the functions of a wallet and your Samsung Galaxy S7 into a sleek, sharp roocase flip folio-type design. Securing the essentials Convenience and necessity go hand in hand with the Prestige folio flip cover generously offering three card slots for credit cards, business cards or other sensitive info that you might need attached to your exclusive Samsung Galaxy S7. An additional feature is a cash crib allowing you to keep all forms of payment. Factoring in the right features Aside from its sophisticated look, the functionality is beyond comparable, giving the roocase Prestige the ability to stand in landscape mode, with the stable built-in media stand for viewing movies or media with ease. And let's not forget the magnetic strap that not only secures and fully encloses the roocase but also\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: GREAT idea! I love these types of folio cases ...\\n\\nReview: GREAT idea! I love these types of folio cases but when you get a call you are holding the entire case up to you head plus having to hold it open. This case takes a great idea and makes it better. You can remove the phone from the case to use it! All it takes to put it back in is simply sitting it back in the case. The magnets are VERY strong and the phone doesn't slip or slide out the end. The material and workmanship are very nice as well. With so many cases out there it's hard to find one that is a decent price AND actually a good case. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: This EDC (everyday carry) can be used with other molle military tactical bag, backpack etc. Compact EDC Pouch Tool Waist Bag is perfect for wallet, iPhone 6 Plus, Samsung, pen, tool and power bank etc. 1000 denier nylon fabric, waterproof, wear-resisting and lightweight. This molle pouch is a great organizer for big screen smart phone, camera, key, wallet, pen, knife, notebook, small tool, small accessories, and even can be a holster. It's a ideal molle bag, tactical waist bag or gadget pouch. Inside the bag are two large zippered compartments for other items, such as a wallet, second phone, portable battery charger, sunglasses, and other items Durable material with pad keeps your cellphone and other electronic devices safe and protected. It is indeed an excellent product. Suitable for outdoor sports, hiking,climbing,hunting,camping mountaineeringDimension: approx 6.9 X 5.1 X 1.6 inches (L x W x T ). Package Includes: One Belt Pouch One Bastex Cleaning Cloth\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very good quality universal tactical bag\\n\\nReview: Very good quality universal tactical bag. Will work with any \\\"molle\\\" system. Attahches right to a backpack or belt. Not quite big enough for a XDS .45 but easily will fit a .380. Not wanting to carry your firearm in it? Then it will hold plenty of other stuff too. Pen, phone, keys, small first aid kit. I can't emphasize the quality enough because if you're carrying it everyday something will wear out quickly and this little bag is well sewn thick material but suprisingly not heavy. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Power bank\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I would recommend having a couple of these if you don't always ...\\n\\nReview: This battery takes a little longer to charge than others I've tried but also lasts much longer. Myhusband always has one of these with him because working in a shop he may not always have quick access to an outlet to charge his phone. I would recommend having a couple of these if you don't always have access to an outlet to charge your phone or tablet. When charging a tablet this battery was able to charge it while using the tablet at the same time. I think that's impressive. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: This gorgeous bling rhinestone wallet case is compatible with Samsung Galaxy S7 phone. It gives you good protection. It is a leather flip wallet case. The case has PU leather cover outside with luxurious diamond, rhinestone and pearl on it, and plastic cover inside. The bling rhinestone pink flower brings you a fashionable case. The gorgeous pink flower on the front are wonderful quality. The inside has a white holder for your phone and two slot to put your credit card, debit card, license or whatever you choose to put there. This fashion galaxy S7 case is a good gift for your friend and family.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The roses are really pretty and when I get my Note 7 and get ...\\n\\nReview: Got this today and have mixed feelings. I understand that this cover isn't that expensive but the crystals were crooked and there was extra glue all over the case from them being glued on. The roses are really pretty and when I get my Note 7 and get rid of this case I will probably try to remove them and use them for crafts. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Martins flock to miniature gardens by the dozens, so be sure to have a place for them to stay while they visit! The metal martin house features a green roof and white frame. It is mounted on a 12\\\" stake. Holes drilled on all four sides. This attractive bird dwelling can provide a realistic accent to a miniature landscape, or a focal point in the miniature flower garden. It also adds a unique touch of whimsy when placed in a houseplant or poking through a floral centerpiece. (Note: Miniatures are small items that pose potential choking hazards to small children. They are not toys. Any accessories pictured are not included, for illustrative purposes only.).\\\"\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: ... ordered it but what I didn't realize is how poor the quality was\\n\\nReview: I knew exactly what size this item was when I ordered it but what I didn't realize is how poor the quality was. As you can see in the pictures this mini Martin house was just thrown together. There aren't any parts that are even. If you want something that at least looks somewhat nice in a little fairy garden you'll want to steer clear of this one. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Quick fire will never expire or lose flammability! completely odorless, which is perfect for indoor storage. the innovative sealed pouches are 100% waterproof. the packaging material acts as a wick, effortlessly starting coals, fireplaces, grills, campfires, fire pits, wood burning stoves and more! quick fire is a great survivalist item, able to withstand the most severe weather and still ignite! perfect for indoor or outdoor use, as quick fire burns with no odor, smoke or harmful fumes. each pouch burns up to 10 minutes long. safe and easy to use! available in 6, 12, 25, or 60 packs, the more you buy, the more you save! keep out of reach of children. do not cut or open the pouch. do not chew on or eat the contents.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Once you light the corner of these packets they flame up pretty quickly. This one in the video burned for ...\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R100M7IRFJWYUX\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1DzsKY9bCS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A11E8kzsX3S.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> QuickFire is exactly right. Once you light the corner of these packets they flame up pretty quickly. This one in the video burned for approximately 7-8 minutes. It would be plenty of time to get your tinder on and get a good fire started. The only downside to these is that it does say you can use them inside or out and you can but when the plastic is burning there is a slight odor of typical plastic burning smell. There isn't much plastic so it doens't last long but just wanted to include everything. Overall a good purchase. I received these at a discount for my honest review and can confidently recommend them.\",\n \"Product: This 6-piece Garden Key Tool Set and Belt includes everything you need for indoor plant care projects. The small and handy garden tools fit conveniently in the super convenient apron so you can easily transport your tools as needed. Product Features -Bring all your gardening necessities with you with the Garden Key Tool Set with Gardening Belt. -This small gardening set is perfect for tending to indoor plants. -These garden tools fit conveniently in the convenient tool belt so you can easily transport your tools as needed. The 6-piece set includes 1 Gardening Tool Belt. 1 Pruner 1 Rake 1 Trowel 1 Spade 1 Gardening Gloves\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Like the other reviewer said they are really small tools\\n\\nReview: This little set includes a spade, shovel and rake along with pruners and gloves and you're able to store it all in the waist pack. Like the other reviewer said they are really small tools. The gloves and pruner seem to be normal adult size. This would be a great set for an older child. I put the dollar in the picture so you could compare the size and see if this is what you need. Even though the tools are small they are really well made quality tools. The handles are solid wood. The strap for the waist pouch is adjustable. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Durable latex and polyester expanding hose design with quick release and adjustable spray nozzle. Reinforced with maximum strength polyester fabric that protects the core tube from wear and tear. Inner hose made from double latex material for greater strength and durability than leading competitor. Extendahose automatically shrinks, without kinking or tangling, for compact storage. Features high-quality, solid brass, rust-resistant connectors that prevent leaks around spray nozzle and tap. Includes a quick release feature which allows you to safely and effortlessly stop water stream and remove spray nozzle without turning off the faucet. Hose comes in 4 sizes: 25/50/75/100 feet with connectors designed to fit most standard outdoor \\\" - \\\" faucets. Includes one plastic hook for conveniently hanging the hose off the ground and one adjustable spray nozzle.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The hook for handing was a nice addition as well\\n\\nReview: Finally!! I have tried several different extending hoses and they have all split down the hose or the plastic attachments broke or cracked. This one has brass fittings so nothing to break there. The hose extends slowly and after several uses there hasn't been any splitting of the hose itself. The hook for handing was a nice addition as well. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: The new 2014 DOGTEK No Bark Spray is one of the most effective collars on the market using a proven method to train your dog not to excessively bark. When your dog barks, the DOGTEK No Bark Spray delivers a short spray of harmless citronella mist towards the dog's lower jaw. Completely harmless and painless, the citronella anti-bark collar is scientifically proven to be the most effective on the market. The collar is automatic and does not require human involvement. It does not use static corrections or beeps, so it will not create any extra anxiety for the dog. Within a short period of training time, the dog begins to associate the citronella spray correction with their bad barking habits further reducing your dog's desire to excessively bark. Product Features : Dogs 6 lbs. and up can use the No Bark Spray Collar; The spray is harmless and effective bull; Device is Lightweight (2 oz.) and great for most breeds bull; Uses 6-volt alkaline battery (included).What's Included in the Package: 1 DOGTEK No Bark Spray device bull; 1 refill canister of citronella spray; 1 adjustable nylon strap collar bull; 1 6V 4LR44 battery 1 user's guide.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe ...\\n\\nReview: This has worked perfectly for me. I have three Shih Tzu and two are barkers, one rarely. I put this on the one that usually starts the barking and it's actually quieted the second in command down. I work from home on the phone so I can't have them going off every time they hear a sound outside. I tried the electronic collars but I feel guilty because they are so small. In saying that I have mixed feelings about this one. The method is much more humane but the sprayer itself is kind of big for small dogs. I'm hoping they will train and I can stop using a collar at all. For now it works. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Petrainer IS-PET998DB2: Built-in high capacity lithium rechargeable batteries (500mAh for transmitter and 240mAh for receiver). Both transmitter and collar receiver can be charged at the same time. Completely waterproof collar receiver. Convenient, easy-to-read Backlight LCD screen that shows the stimulation level. Fits all dogs. From 15 to 100 lbs. with a TPU collar size from 7 to 27 inches long. Quickly synchronize the transmitter with collar receiver, within 10 secondsIt has 100 levels of corrections of static shock and vibration, you are able to find the right correction for your pet's personality and size.100% tested product with 1 Year Free Replacement Warranty; BUY WITH CONFIDENCE.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: These collars work great! I have an American Bully and she is ...\\n\\nReview: These collars work great! I have an American Bully and she is very hard headed (typical bulldog). My only problem was she wants to bite our hands instead of just toys. I tried redirecting her attention to a toy but she insisted on chewing on hands and occasionally snapping at our face. Typical of a puppy, if you push her back she thinks you're playing but this collar has completely stopped all this in about two days. She is only chewing on toys now. I don't use it on more than one dog because by the time you select the second collar they have stopped doing the action you are trying to correct. The shock goes up to 100 but I only have to use level 5, yes 5. I'm very pleased.\\n\\nUPDATE - I had to lower my rating because one of the recievers has stopped working completely. The other one is still going strong. Even though they say waterproof I don't let her wear it outside because we have a fenced yard but it still stopped working. It acts like it's charging but dies in about a minute.\",\n \"Product: Afford Your Furry Buddy The Happy Life They Deserve With Nootie Joint & Hip Supplement - Starting Today! Is your pal suffering from hip dysplasia, arthritis or a damaged joint? Have you tried supposedly miraculous supplements in the past that proved to be disappointing? Are you looking for a dependable and trustworthy solution that will put the grin back on your buddys face again? If yes, then look no further! Nootie has just the solution youre looking for! Watch Your Dog Enjoy Life And Run Around Happily Again! Offer your beloved fella this extremely effective supplement to relieve current joint pains and prevent future damage, and watch them fully enjoy their life once again! Let them run, jump and hop without a care in the world! All thanks to this specifically designed hip and joint supplement, suitable for all dog sizes and breeds! Dont Be Fooled By Similar Poor Quality Products! There are hundreds of similar products in the market some of them may seem cheaper, but will cost you a lot more in the future, both financially and psychologically, as they are probably of lower quality, diluted and with unpleasant taste. Our supplement, on the other hand, is pure, with great taste and contains a higher concentration of glucosamine (600 mg), chondroitin (300 mg), MSM (400 mg) and Hyaluronic Acid per chew than the majority of these products! Thats why we are so certain that it is your best solution and, hence, we offer you our LIFETIME warranty for free! So What Are You Waiting For? Place Your Order Now And Get Your Limited Buy-1-Get-3 Offer Now While Our Stock Still Lasts!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It's much easier to give her this little supplement before feeding her and I don't have to feel bad about forcing her to eat foo\\n\\nReview: No problem with giving these to my German Shepherd. She loves them. I've tried to give her a hip supplement in the liquid form and the powder form added to her food but she turns her nose up at it. It's much easier to give her this little supplement before feeding her and I don't have to feel bad about forcing her to eat food with stuff she doesn't like in it. She is 13 years old and having hip trouble and the vet recommended giving her a glucosamine and chondroitin supplement and in doing so we have seen a difference in her when she is getting up or walking for awhile. I received this item at a discount for my honest and unbiased review.\",\n \"Product: Check out our Petphabet Lavender Scented Waste Bags, Available in Pack of 10 or 20 Refill Rolls, 15 Bag Count per Roll. Perfect for busy pet owners or dog walkers on the go who always seem to be running out of bags. This pack includes 10 or 20 rolls of 15 lavender scented bags per roll that is easy to detach and open. Our lavender scented waste bags makes picking up pet waste quick, simple, and easy whether you are on a walk or in the backyard. It comes with a fresh lavender scent and are strong, durable, and 100 percent leak proof guaranteed. Our scented waste bags fit most waste dispensers, so you do not need to buy a new one. Our waste bags are superior in quality and affordability. Lavender scented, leak proof and extra strong, they can hold any size poop and fit perfectly in your pantry.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just like any other poo bag pretty much\\n\\nReview: Just like any other poo bag pretty much. They are a little thicker than the cheap ones at the dollar store and I like the fact they are deep so you can tie the top off. They fit several different types of holders. I would order again.\\n\\n I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Rounded Tip Dog Grooming Scissors Round Blunt Tips Blade for Safty, No need to worry about poking your pet's skin with these round-tipped scissors. Ear, Nose, Face, Paw Length of Scissor: 13.5cm(5''), Blade:2.7cm(1.06''), , Micro-serrated Blade keeps fur not slide, makes grooming easy. Package include: 1pc*Scissor, 1pc*Bag,1*Thining Shears as picture shown U-sky was established at 2006 year which is a professional scissor supplier. we supply kitchen scissor/pet scissor/medical scissor U-sky always supply better Pet grooming scissors.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great set for my Shih Tzu\\n\\nReview: Great set for my Shih Tzu. I have such a hard time trimming their face because of their short muzzle and of course they don't like anything close to their eyes. That's where the blunt ends come in for safety. They are sharp so I can make a couple of quick cuts and be done. The comb is also good quality. The case isn't that great but I don't really keep them in it and I'd rather have the value in the tools. I would recommend the tools. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. You are more than welcome to look at my other reviews and you will see I am always honest with my experiences. I do not give everything five stars. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Good Life Essentials confidently offesr the BEST and strongest Magnetic Mesh Screen Available. At 80Gsm gauge the Good Life Essentials Magnetic Mesh packs a heavy punch, boasting the heaviest gauge mesh with tough-tear resistant technology. Super easy installation lets fresh air in within minutes and keeps bugs OUT! Voted BEST screen door, Good Life Essentials Magnetic Mesh Screens are kid and pet friendly and come with a 1-year NO QUESTIONS ASKED warranty. The heavy gauge 82\\\"X34\\\" mesh fits standard and sliding doors and are great for homes and apartments. Enjoy ease of access when entering and leaving RVs, Campers, and MORE! Enjoy your summer and fresh air. Let Good Life Essentials worry about keeping the bugs OUT!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: ... some other models and the reviews on this were good. I'm not sure if I received a defective ...\\n\\nReview: I wanted to try this product because I didn't want to drill holes as required on some other models and the reviews on this were good. I'm not sure if I received a defective unit or what but the velcro wouldn't stick to the wall and I did make sure it was clean before installing the velcro. I got this so I could put it over my back door so my dogs could go in and out because the door itself is metal so didn't want to cut a doggy door and it's just the door and no screen as it is now. The bad part is my dogs (shih tzu)can go in and out but the screen doesn't go back together in the middle because the magnets aren't strong enough. I thought maybe they just weren't opening it far enough and it just needed to swing back together but that didn't work either. If you need or want the screen to come back together completely in the middle so no flys come in then this is not the solution. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: solar lights\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I like the fact you can put it anywhere because there ...\\n\\nReview: I put this little light on my front steps because it never fails that we forget to leave on the porch light when we go out at times. I like the fact you can put it anywhere because there are no batteries or cords to mess with. The solar panel does get sun all day and I have not had a problem with it lighting up at night. Once my father in law saw it he loved it and we gave him one too. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: This angel design night light will add a whimsical touch to any decor. Plug this night light into any wall socket and let it provide soft illumination to guide you in the dark.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: These are beautiful little lights and they work as stated but the ...\\n\\nReview: These are beautiful little lights and they work as stated but the polarized plug is backwards. They will, of course, plug in but the angel will be upside down. You can see the detail I'm trying to explain better in the pictures I'm posting. I've tried several other lights, even the ones with the sensors that are supposed to make the lights turn on when the main light is off and they never seem to work quite right. The small switch on this is tight and of good quality. I can't say one way or another that I would recommend this because it's completely based on what types of plugs you have in your house as whether it will work but I gave it four stars based on the fact that it does what it says and it's a cute light. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Pop-up design for quick and easy assembly;Small size fits easily in compact home or kids room; For both indoor and outdoor use;Crawl or wiggle through a fun penguin-themed tunnel;Tunnel folds down flat and closes with flexible tabs for easy storage when not in use;71 inch x 18.8 inch diameter when opened to play, 18.8 inch x 3inch when put away\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: These are really cute novelty pens and would be great for offices\\n\\nReview: These pens make my desk just a little prettier. I've ordered novelty pens in the past and have always found they quit writing just days after starting to use them. I have to take notes on and off all day at my job. I lay the pen on my notebook with the lid off and this pen still works every time I pick it up even though the lid is off. They do not dry out. When I first opened them there were a few tiny feathers that were loose in the bag but once I shook them out they have not continued to shed. These are really cute novelty pens and would be great for offices, parties or gifts. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255: Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.\",\n \"Product: Will be shipped from US. Used books may not include companion materials, may have some shelf wear, may contain highlighting/notes, may not include CDs or access codes. 100% money back guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format\\n\\nReview: Johanna Basford definitely has a gift. A gift for creating artwork that can take you to another place. This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format. The only thing I would change about this book is that is has pictures on both sides of the page so you can't really use markers and if you want to frame any of them you have to pick one side or the other. These pictues are so relaxing and there is even a \\\"game\\\" in the book where you find hidden pictures in the pages of the book. It really makes you look at the detail of the pictues and they ARE gorgeous. I am so glad I bought these books. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\",\n \"Product: Excellent Book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format\\n\\nReview: Johanna Basford definitely has a gift. A gift for creating artwork that can take you to another place. This coloring book has some of the most interesting and beautiful pictues I've ever seen in this format. The only thing I would change about this book is that is has pictures on both sides of the page so you can't really use markers and if you want to frame any of them you have to pick one side or the other. These pictues are so relaxing and there is even a \\\"game\\\" in the book where you find hidden pictures in the pages of the book. It really makes you look at the detail of the pictues and they ARE gorgeous. I am so glad I bought these books. I received the item mentioned above for free or at a deep discount in the hope that I would review it. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I have used personally and believe will be good for other customers as well. If you feel my review has helped you in any way please click yes below.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":36,"string":"36"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":189,"string":"189"}}},{"rowIdx":190,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3J45CY6EV3944"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Combining her love for romantic fiction and rock 'n roll, Olivia Cunning writes erotic romance centered around rock musicians. Raised on hard rock music from the cradle, she attended her first Styx concert at age six and fell instantly in love with live music. She's been known to travel over a thousand miles just to see a favorite band in concert. As a teen, she discovered her second love, romantic fictionfirst, voraciously reading steamy romance novels and then penning her own. Growing up as the daughter of a career soldier, she's lived all over the United States and overseas. She currently lives in Illinois. To learn more about Olivia and her books, please visit www.oliviacunning.com.\". The summary of the review text is \"Incredible Start to A New Series\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"What can I say but the wait was definitely worth it. Insider is the first book in Olivia Cunning's new series. We are brought back into the world of very hot rock stars by seeing the inside workings of Exodus End.\nThis is Logan & Toni's story and what a fantastic story it is.\nLogan Bassit for Exodus End and well known Player is totally thrown off his game when he meets the very inexperienced geeky Toni.\nToni is a up and coming journalist for her Mom's company who is doing a video book on Exodus End but what Toni isn't aware of is how sheltered she has been in her life with the care of her sister and just her shyness.\nWhen Toni meets Logan for the first time the chemistry is undeniable and the rollercoaster of emotions that comes from the two of them is one ride you want to be on to see where it all goes.\nWe get to see the workings of all the bandmates and are even given a peek in seeing the Sinners. This is only the beginning of a new incredible series and if you love Rockstars, a lot of dirty talk and definitely romance this is the series you will not want to miss"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"What can I say but the wait was definitely worth it. Insider is the first book in Olivia Cunning's new series. We are brought back into the world of very hot rock stars by seeing the inside workings of Exodus End.\nThis is Logan & Toni's story and what a fantastic story it is.\nLogan Bassit for Exodus End and well known Player is totally thrown off his game when he meets the very inexperienced geeky Toni.\nToni is a up and coming journalist for her Mom's company who is doing a video book on Exodus End but what Toni isn't aware of is how sheltered she has been in her life with the care of her sister and just her shyness.\nWhen Toni meets Logan for the first time the chemistry is undeniable and the rollercoaster of emotions that comes from the two of them is one ride you want to be on to see where it all goes.\nWe get to see the workings of all the bandmates and are even given a peek in seeing the Sinners. This is only the beginning of a new incredible series and if you love Rockstars, a lot of dirty talk and definitely romance this is the series you will not want to miss"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: New York Times Best Selling author Michelle A. Valentine is a Central Ohio nurse turned author of erotic and New Adult romance.Her love of hard-rock music, tattoos and sexy musicians inspired her BLACK FALCON series. Book teasers and excepts can be found on her website: http://www.michelleavalentine.com\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tyke & Frannie ='Perfection\n\nReview: How do even say Goodbye to a series that has had me from page one of the first book to the last page of this one. Book four of this series is Tyke and Frannie's story and what a great story their's is. We see Tyke feeling his world is falling apart all around him and he is spiraling out of control. We meet Frannie who is trying to move forward with her own demons and circumstance has them meeting and the connection is off the charts between them from the get go. The two of them go through a rollercoaster of emotions and you are hoping they find their HEA. The Epilogue of this book will have you seeing where all our Black Falcon men are will forever stay with you and have you saying this is a series you will can read over and over again.","Product: Wendy S. Marcus is an award-winning author of contemporary romance. A nurse by trade, Wendy holds a Master of Science in Health Care Administration, a degree that does her absolutely no good as she now spends her days, nights, and weekends mucking around in her characters lives creating conflict, emotion, and, of course, a happily ever after. Wendy lives in the beautiful Hudson Valley region of New York. To learn more visit her website: http://www.WendySMarcus.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Totally Be Tempted By This One\n\nReview: Summer Temptation is part of trilogy of Hot in the Hamptons Series and what a great addition it is.\nThis is Leigh & Nick's story and what a heartwarming story theirs is.\nMeeting under circumstances totally taken out of context these two are brought together not only again by chance but by the ever loving Grandfather of Nick, Murphy ( who is awesome by the way).\nLeigh out to have one last summer with friends but finding out sometimes life throws you curve balls and then there is Nick recently let go from a job he loves but brought to the beach by the care he has for his grandfather.\nWhen the two meet again the chemistry is undeniable but can a summer fling really turn into more. If you love a quick read that has all the romance but with some twists and turns this is one you don't want to miss.","Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her husband of twelve years and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Amazingly Fantastic Good vs Evil Story\n\nReview: What can I say but Kristi Webster has done it again. Omega & Love is the ultimate test of Good vs Evil.\nWe meet these two wonderful characters in Alpha & Omega and we finally get to see there story play out.\nOmega is thrown into HEL and is now working for the other side after betraying HEA. Love has always been in HEL and is trying to make everything right.\nWe learn that evil is always evil but Good and Love will make everything right.\nWe meet some very interesting characters along the way and we see that everything is done for reasons sometimes beyond your control.\nThis is a simply heartbreaking story at times a simply heartwarming story at times but mostly a very emotional story that will definitely have you thinking that Love can cure all.","Product: MJ Fields is the USA Today bestselling author of numerous books, including the Love series, the Wrapped series, and the Men of Steel novels. She lives in central New York, surrounded by family and friends.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Two Great Writers One Great Read\n\nReview: What do you get when two incredible writers come together you get a incredible book.\nMorrison is book two in The Caldwell Brothers series and what a great read it is.\nMorrison Caldwell who as he likes to call himself \"Aces\" is a player in all things. He beats to his own drum. He is a man who has made a life for himself and trying to make his Momma Proud like he promised her.\nHailey Poe is a young woman who has not had the best life a vicious cycle but who is struggling to overcome it all for the sake of her daughter Marissa.\nWhen Hailey meets Morrison the chemistry is off the charts but being owned by anyone is not what she wants ever again. We see the struggle the two of them go through to get over the past hurts in their lives but you are seriously cheering them on throughout their story because they both truly deserve the happiness.","Product: New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and international bestselling author Samantha Towle began her first novel in 2008 while on maternity leave. She completed the manuscript five months later and hasn't stopped writing since. She has written contemporary romances, THE STORM SERIES, THE REVVED SERIES, TROUBLE and WHEN I WAS YOURS. She has also written paranormal romances, THE BRINGER and the ALEXANDRA JONES SERIES, all penned to tunes of The Killers, Kings of Leon, Adele, The Doors, Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, and more of her favourite musicians. A native of Hull and a graduate of Salford University, she lives with her husband, Craig, in East Yorkshire with their son and daughter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Don't Miss This One\n\nReview: us back into the world of Jake Wethers and once again you are consumed with being there.\nSamantha flawlessly continues Jake & Tru's story The Storm is told totally in Jake's POV which it brings it a more personal one.\nJake has everything he ever hoped for. Tru, three funny fantastic kids, a successful band and really just the life he never thought he would have. But sometimes turmoil can bring everything into perspective and the life you know might be changed forever. The bond and trust that Jake & Tru have for one another is unbreakable but sometimes things from your past will question everything you know. This story will no doubt take you on one emotional rollercoaster but it's JAKE and you will ride it out till the end. I have loved this series since book one and this most certainly is the cherry on top of the cake. Don't even hesitate to continue the journey with Jake & Tru yes you will most definitely cry but you also will laugh out loud the bottom line is DON'T MISS IT.","Product: Melissa Brown was born and raised in the suburbs of Chicago and is told she has the accent to prove it. She's also been told that she has an unhealthy obsession with pop culture. She speaks fluent movie quotes from the 1980s, reads celebrity gossip magazines and never misses an episode of Scandal. She enjoys writing contemporary romance, romantic suspense and young adult novels. All of Melissa's books are currently available exclusively through Amazon.com and are part of the Kindle Unlimited Program. Visit Melissa on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MelissaBrownAuthor\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not To Be Missed\n\nReview: WOW is the first thing that comes to mind. This book takes you places you never would have entered but from the very first page you are hooked.\nThis is the second book in this series and what\nA incredible read it is.\nWe meet Aspen once again starting over her life\nwith her children with another new husband but what the other wives and her husband don't know is that she is a Spirfire and as the title says she is a Mother first and a wife second and she will do whatever it takes to protect them.\nPaul her new husband as always been smitten with Aspen but he is so afraid of ruffling any feathers he keeps his head so down in the sand he doesn't know what do with Aspen anymore.\nWhen we meet Jonathan Cooke we know that he might just be that white in shining armor that Aspen needs to protect her family from all the evils of The Prophet.\nThis book will have you hooked from the very first page up until you see the words The End but with every bit of lost sleep you will come to understand that it was totally worth it","Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her husband of twelve years and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen. You can easily find K Webster on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Goodreads!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One Not To Be Missed\n\nReview: Where do you begin to right a review for a book that will have you sitting on the edge of your seat and anxiously waiting to see what happens with every page turn. This is what Kristi Webster does to you in Sweet Jayne. There are a cast of characters in this book that will have you either hating them or falling in love with them but as you meet them and see how each one intertwines with the other you will be\nthroughly intrigued.\nNadia Jayne's life is definitely on a downward spiral and what she does to try to right it will have her reaching for the one man who will always be her saving grace but the road there will be met with many obstacles. Two of those obstacles will be\nKasper Grant and Logan Baldwin both for different reasons but if Nadia can get past them her life might finally find that HEA that she most truly deserves.\nIf you are looking for a book that will have your heart racing at times, a book that will have you saying OMG at times or just a book that will have you saying this is the best read of this year for me than this is the one you will most definitely not want to miss.","Product: SAMANTHA TOWLE is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She began her first novel in 2008 while on maternity leave. She completed the manuscript five months later and hasnt stopped writing since. She is the author of contemporary romances, The Storm Series and The Revved Series, and stand-alones, Trouble, When I Was Yours, The Ending I Want, and Sacking the Quarterback, which was written with James Patterson. She has also written paranormal romances, The Bringer and The Alexandra Jones Series. All of her books are penned to the tunes of The Killers, Kings of Leon, Adele, The Doors, Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, Lana Del Rey, and more of her favorite musicians. A native of Hull and a graduate of Salford University, she lives with her husband, Craig, in East Yorkshire with their son and daughter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kas & Daisy Are Unstoppable\n\nReview: Samantha Towle has done it once again.\nIn Unsuitable we meet Daisy Mae Smith, a young woman who is trying to do the right thing by her younger brother, working two jobs, trying to be a parent to him and just trying to live her life the way that he would be proud of. Circumstances can change your life in instant and you will fight to make things right no matter who you have to deal with along the way.\nKastor (Kas) Matis is the man that will be not only someone Daisy will have to deal with but will also see a man that has many of his own heart wrenching circumstances.\nThere are many emotions that you will feel while reading this book. One chapter you might feel the tears and in the next you will be laughing out loud but the most important emotion you will feel will be one that you hope Kas & Daisy can find together.\nIf you are a fan of Samantha's or even a new reader to her this will be the book that will make you fall in love with her writing.","Product: Since the release of her debut contemporary romance novel, Off Sides, in January 2013, Sawyer Bennett has released more than 30 books and has been featured on both the USA Today and New York Times bestseller lists on multiple occasions. A reformed trial lawyer from North Carolina, Sawyer uses real life experience to create relatable, sexy stories that appeal to a wide array of readers. From new adult to erotic contemporary romance, Sawyer writes something for just about everyone. Sawyer likes her Bloody Marys strong, her martinis dirty, and her heroes a combination of the two. When not bringing fictional romance to life, Sawyer is a chauffeur, stylist, chef, maid, and personal assistant to a very active toddler, as well as full-time servant to two adorably naughty dogs. She believes in the good of others, and that a bad day can be cured with a great work-out, cake, or a combination of the two.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bridger So Worth The Wait\n\nReview: Wicked Bond is Book Five in The Wicked Horse Series. We have waited for Bridger Payne's story and let's just say it was most certainly worth the wait.\nBridger is a man of many talents but also a man with many secrets. He is a loyal friend, a man who will do anything for anyone but when it comes to his own life he lives it the only way he knows how.\nMaggie Waylon a young woman who has made many mistakes in her life and she finds herself in a bad way but when circumstances leads her to Bridger can her life really be taking a turn for the better.\nThere are many obstacles that Bridger & Mags will have to overcome. Many ups and downs but if they can get past them and can put the past behind them life might just be a HEA that they both truly deserve. If you are looking for not only a book but a series that will have you from page one than this is the series that you will not want to miss.","Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kellus & Arik Are Amazing\n\nReview: Where do you begin a review when all you can think of is all the feels this book gives you.\nKindle Alexander once again did it with Painted On My Heart.\nWe get to meet the amazing Arik Layne Hotel Mogul who is a known playboy but when a chance meeting with the Artist Kellus Hardin his life is turned on a dime.\nKellus Hardin An up and coming Artist is given the opportunity to show his work in the newest EnGage Galley and with the way his life has been the past year he jumps at the chance.\nWhen Kellus & Arik meet the chemistry is Amazing but can two men with such different backgrounds in every way come together and overcome everything that is thrown their way.\nThis book will show you so many emotions heartbreaking at times heartwarming at times but just a book that will make you know that you should not miss reading this one and knowing that you will be meeting two incredible characters that Kindle Alexander have created","Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kreed & Aaron Definitely Two Nice Guys\n\nReview: The words to start this review is by saying SIMPLY WOW. Book Three in the Nice Guys Novel is the one and only Kreed Sinacola's story and what a fantastic one it is.\nKreed is out to finally put an end to the tragic events that have been happening and it has come to close to people he cares for. Mitch Knox his partner and his partner Cody. Kreed is assigned to once and for all end it and he is given a new partner Aaron Stuart who can help him behind the scenes with all his computer skills.\nWhat we don't expect is the chemistry between these two men is not only off the charts but is Hotter than all hell. The two work fantastic side by side but secrets can tear apart everything.\nAt the end of the day all that your hoping for is that the two can bring down the evil and be together because they both truly deserve to be happy.\nI have loved this series since we met Jace and Colt and then meeting Mitch and Cody but the icing on the cake is when we got Kreed and Aaron's story.","Product: Wendy S. Marcus is an award-winning author of hot contemporary romance. To learn more about Wendy or her books visit: www.WendySMarcus.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What Family Is All About\n\nReview: Family takes care of family that is what Kira Peniglatt was always taught. Kira works in Health Care Management, but as she does each and everyday her job mirrors her life. Kira job has been a thorn in her side lately dealing with irate families of patients, but when she is confronted by The Limone family she had enough and feels things need to change.\nDr. Derrick Limone tries to talk to Kira about his mother and her care but what he finds out not only is she frustrating but she does try to help and he literally has stuck his foot in his mouth.\nWhen the two meet in an unusual way the chemistry between the two is instant but the obstacles come at them at every turn. Kira doesn't think Derrick truly understands her predicament but he will push back enough for the two of them. What you really are doing throughout this book is cheering the two of them on and hoping that they can find that HEA that they both truly deserve."],"string":"[\n \"Product: New York Times Best Selling author Michelle A. Valentine is a Central Ohio nurse turned author of erotic and New Adult romance.Her love of hard-rock music, tattoos and sexy musicians inspired her BLACK FALCON series. Book teasers and excepts can be found on her website: http://www.michelleavalentine.com\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tyke & Frannie ='Perfection\\n\\nReview: How do even say Goodbye to a series that has had me from page one of the first book to the last page of this one. Book four of this series is Tyke and Frannie's story and what a great story their's is. We see Tyke feeling his world is falling apart all around him and he is spiraling out of control. We meet Frannie who is trying to move forward with her own demons and circumstance has them meeting and the connection is off the charts between them from the get go. The two of them go through a rollercoaster of emotions and you are hoping they find their HEA. The Epilogue of this book will have you seeing where all our Black Falcon men are will forever stay with you and have you saying this is a series you will can read over and over again.\",\n \"Product: Wendy S. Marcus is an award-winning author of contemporary romance. A nurse by trade, Wendy holds a Master of Science in Health Care Administration, a degree that does her absolutely no good as she now spends her days, nights, and weekends mucking around in her characters lives creating conflict, emotion, and, of course, a happily ever after. Wendy lives in the beautiful Hudson Valley region of New York. To learn more visit her website: http://www.WendySMarcus.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Totally Be Tempted By This One\\n\\nReview: Summer Temptation is part of trilogy of Hot in the Hamptons Series and what a great addition it is.\\nThis is Leigh & Nick's story and what a heartwarming story theirs is.\\nMeeting under circumstances totally taken out of context these two are brought together not only again by chance but by the ever loving Grandfather of Nick, Murphy ( who is awesome by the way).\\nLeigh out to have one last summer with friends but finding out sometimes life throws you curve balls and then there is Nick recently let go from a job he loves but brought to the beach by the care he has for his grandfather.\\nWhen the two meet again the chemistry is undeniable but can a summer fling really turn into more. If you love a quick read that has all the romance but with some twists and turns this is one you don't want to miss.\",\n \"Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her husband of twelve years and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Amazingly Fantastic Good vs Evil Story\\n\\nReview: What can I say but Kristi Webster has done it again. Omega & Love is the ultimate test of Good vs Evil.\\nWe meet these two wonderful characters in Alpha & Omega and we finally get to see there story play out.\\nOmega is thrown into HEL and is now working for the other side after betraying HEA. Love has always been in HEL and is trying to make everything right.\\nWe learn that evil is always evil but Good and Love will make everything right.\\nWe meet some very interesting characters along the way and we see that everything is done for reasons sometimes beyond your control.\\nThis is a simply heartbreaking story at times a simply heartwarming story at times but mostly a very emotional story that will definitely have you thinking that Love can cure all.\",\n \"Product: MJ Fields is the USA Today bestselling author of numerous books, including the Love series, the Wrapped series, and the Men of Steel novels. She lives in central New York, surrounded by family and friends.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Two Great Writers One Great Read\\n\\nReview: What do you get when two incredible writers come together you get a incredible book.\\nMorrison is book two in The Caldwell Brothers series and what a great read it is.\\nMorrison Caldwell who as he likes to call himself \\\"Aces\\\" is a player in all things. He beats to his own drum. He is a man who has made a life for himself and trying to make his Momma Proud like he promised her.\\nHailey Poe is a young woman who has not had the best life a vicious cycle but who is struggling to overcome it all for the sake of her daughter Marissa.\\nWhen Hailey meets Morrison the chemistry is off the charts but being owned by anyone is not what she wants ever again. We see the struggle the two of them go through to get over the past hurts in their lives but you are seriously cheering them on throughout their story because they both truly deserve the happiness.\",\n \"Product: New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and international bestselling author Samantha Towle began her first novel in 2008 while on maternity leave. She completed the manuscript five months later and hasn't stopped writing since. She has written contemporary romances, THE STORM SERIES, THE REVVED SERIES, TROUBLE and WHEN I WAS YOURS. She has also written paranormal romances, THE BRINGER and the ALEXANDRA JONES SERIES, all penned to tunes of The Killers, Kings of Leon, Adele, The Doors, Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, and more of her favourite musicians. A native of Hull and a graduate of Salford University, she lives with her husband, Craig, in East Yorkshire with their son and daughter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't Miss This One\\n\\nReview: us back into the world of Jake Wethers and once again you are consumed with being there.\\nSamantha flawlessly continues Jake & Tru's story The Storm is told totally in Jake's POV which it brings it a more personal one.\\nJake has everything he ever hoped for. Tru, three funny fantastic kids, a successful band and really just the life he never thought he would have. But sometimes turmoil can bring everything into perspective and the life you know might be changed forever. The bond and trust that Jake & Tru have for one another is unbreakable but sometimes things from your past will question everything you know. This story will no doubt take you on one emotional rollercoaster but it's JAKE and you will ride it out till the end. I have loved this series since book one and this most certainly is the cherry on top of the cake. Don't even hesitate to continue the journey with Jake & Tru yes you will most definitely cry but you also will laugh out loud the bottom line is DON'T MISS IT.\",\n \"Product: Melissa Brown was born and raised in the suburbs of Chicago and is told she has the accent to prove it. She's also been told that she has an unhealthy obsession with pop culture. She speaks fluent movie quotes from the 1980s, reads celebrity gossip magazines and never misses an episode of Scandal. She enjoys writing contemporary romance, romantic suspense and young adult novels. All of Melissa's books are currently available exclusively through Amazon.com and are part of the Kindle Unlimited Program. Visit Melissa on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MelissaBrownAuthor\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not To Be Missed\\n\\nReview: WOW is the first thing that comes to mind. This book takes you places you never would have entered but from the very first page you are hooked.\\nThis is the second book in this series and what\\nA incredible read it is.\\nWe meet Aspen once again starting over her life\\nwith her children with another new husband but what the other wives and her husband don't know is that she is a Spirfire and as the title says she is a Mother first and a wife second and she will do whatever it takes to protect them.\\nPaul her new husband as always been smitten with Aspen but he is so afraid of ruffling any feathers he keeps his head so down in the sand he doesn't know what do with Aspen anymore.\\nWhen we meet Jonathan Cooke we know that he might just be that white in shining armor that Aspen needs to protect her family from all the evils of The Prophet.\\nThis book will have you hooked from the very first page up until you see the words The End but with every bit of lost sleep you will come to understand that it was totally worth it\",\n \"Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her husband of twelve years and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen. You can easily find K Webster on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Goodreads!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One Not To Be Missed\\n\\nReview: Where do you begin to right a review for a book that will have you sitting on the edge of your seat and anxiously waiting to see what happens with every page turn. This is what Kristi Webster does to you in Sweet Jayne. There are a cast of characters in this book that will have you either hating them or falling in love with them but as you meet them and see how each one intertwines with the other you will be\\nthroughly intrigued.\\nNadia Jayne's life is definitely on a downward spiral and what she does to try to right it will have her reaching for the one man who will always be her saving grace but the road there will be met with many obstacles. Two of those obstacles will be\\nKasper Grant and Logan Baldwin both for different reasons but if Nadia can get past them her life might finally find that HEA that she most truly deserves.\\nIf you are looking for a book that will have your heart racing at times, a book that will have you saying OMG at times or just a book that will have you saying this is the best read of this year for me than this is the one you will most definitely not want to miss.\",\n \"Product: SAMANTHA TOWLE is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She began her first novel in 2008 while on maternity leave. She completed the manuscript five months later and hasnt stopped writing since. She is the author of contemporary romances, The Storm Series and The Revved Series, and stand-alones, Trouble, When I Was Yours, The Ending I Want, and Sacking the Quarterback, which was written with James Patterson. She has also written paranormal romances, The Bringer and The Alexandra Jones Series. All of her books are penned to the tunes of The Killers, Kings of Leon, Adele, The Doors, Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, Lana Del Rey, and more of her favorite musicians. A native of Hull and a graduate of Salford University, she lives with her husband, Craig, in East Yorkshire with their son and daughter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kas & Daisy Are Unstoppable\\n\\nReview: Samantha Towle has done it once again.\\nIn Unsuitable we meet Daisy Mae Smith, a young woman who is trying to do the right thing by her younger brother, working two jobs, trying to be a parent to him and just trying to live her life the way that he would be proud of. Circumstances can change your life in instant and you will fight to make things right no matter who you have to deal with along the way.\\nKastor (Kas) Matis is the man that will be not only someone Daisy will have to deal with but will also see a man that has many of his own heart wrenching circumstances.\\nThere are many emotions that you will feel while reading this book. One chapter you might feel the tears and in the next you will be laughing out loud but the most important emotion you will feel will be one that you hope Kas & Daisy can find together.\\nIf you are a fan of Samantha's or even a new reader to her this will be the book that will make you fall in love with her writing.\",\n \"Product: Since the release of her debut contemporary romance novel, Off Sides, in January 2013, Sawyer Bennett has released more than 30 books and has been featured on both the USA Today and New York Times bestseller lists on multiple occasions. A reformed trial lawyer from North Carolina, Sawyer uses real life experience to create relatable, sexy stories that appeal to a wide array of readers. From new adult to erotic contemporary romance, Sawyer writes something for just about everyone. Sawyer likes her Bloody Marys strong, her martinis dirty, and her heroes a combination of the two. When not bringing fictional romance to life, Sawyer is a chauffeur, stylist, chef, maid, and personal assistant to a very active toddler, as well as full-time servant to two adorably naughty dogs. She believes in the good of others, and that a bad day can be cured with a great work-out, cake, or a combination of the two.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bridger So Worth The Wait\\n\\nReview: Wicked Bond is Book Five in The Wicked Horse Series. We have waited for Bridger Payne's story and let's just say it was most certainly worth the wait.\\nBridger is a man of many talents but also a man with many secrets. He is a loyal friend, a man who will do anything for anyone but when it comes to his own life he lives it the only way he knows how.\\nMaggie Waylon a young woman who has made many mistakes in her life and she finds herself in a bad way but when circumstances leads her to Bridger can her life really be taking a turn for the better.\\nThere are many obstacles that Bridger & Mags will have to overcome. Many ups and downs but if they can get past them and can put the past behind them life might just be a HEA that they both truly deserve. If you are looking for not only a book but a series that will have you from page one than this is the series that you will not want to miss.\",\n \"Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kellus & Arik Are Amazing\\n\\nReview: Where do you begin a review when all you can think of is all the feels this book gives you.\\nKindle Alexander once again did it with Painted On My Heart.\\nWe get to meet the amazing Arik Layne Hotel Mogul who is a known playboy but when a chance meeting with the Artist Kellus Hardin his life is turned on a dime.\\nKellus Hardin An up and coming Artist is given the opportunity to show his work in the newest EnGage Galley and with the way his life has been the past year he jumps at the chance.\\nWhen Kellus & Arik meet the chemistry is Amazing but can two men with such different backgrounds in every way come together and overcome everything that is thrown their way.\\nThis book will show you so many emotions heartbreaking at times heartwarming at times but just a book that will make you know that you should not miss reading this one and knowing that you will be meeting two incredible characters that Kindle Alexander have created\",\n \"Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kreed & Aaron Definitely Two Nice Guys\\n\\nReview: The words to start this review is by saying SIMPLY WOW. Book Three in the Nice Guys Novel is the one and only Kreed Sinacola's story and what a fantastic one it is.\\nKreed is out to finally put an end to the tragic events that have been happening and it has come to close to people he cares for. Mitch Knox his partner and his partner Cody. Kreed is assigned to once and for all end it and he is given a new partner Aaron Stuart who can help him behind the scenes with all his computer skills.\\nWhat we don't expect is the chemistry between these two men is not only off the charts but is Hotter than all hell. The two work fantastic side by side but secrets can tear apart everything.\\nAt the end of the day all that your hoping for is that the two can bring down the evil and be together because they both truly deserve to be happy.\\nI have loved this series since we met Jace and Colt and then meeting Mitch and Cody but the icing on the cake is when we got Kreed and Aaron's story.\",\n \"Product: Wendy S. Marcus is an award-winning author of hot contemporary romance. To learn more about Wendy or her books visit: www.WendySMarcus.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What Family Is All About\\n\\nReview: Family takes care of family that is what Kira Peniglatt was always taught. Kira works in Health Care Management, but as she does each and everyday her job mirrors her life. Kira job has been a thorn in her side lately dealing with irate families of patients, but when she is confronted by The Limone family she had enough and feels things need to change.\\nDr. Derrick Limone tries to talk to Kira about his mother and her care but what he finds out not only is she frustrating but she does try to help and he literally has stuck his foot in his mouth.\\nWhen the two meet in an unusual way the chemistry between the two is instant but the obstacles come at them at every turn. Kira doesn't think Derrick truly understands her predicament but he will push back enough for the two of them. What you really are doing throughout this book is cheering the two of them on and hoping that they can find that HEA that they both truly deserve.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":12,"string":"12"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":190,"string":"190"}}},{"rowIdx":191,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2O0CFU9Q9XK3"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"VHS TAPE\". The summary of the review text is \"The Best Tenchi Movie! No Questions Asked\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Out of all the Tenchi movies, this one is the best. It takes place when the criminal known as Kain escapes from the Galaxy Police and travels back in time to kill Achika, Tenchi's mother, in the year 1970. This leads the gang back to that era. All the characters from Tenchi Universe are here in this one. The animation remains some of the best in any Tenchi movie with vibrant colors and full motion animation. One thing you may find strange about the title is that its called Tenchi Muyo in Love and there is almost no romantic quarels between Aeka and Ryoko in the film. Oh well, it doesn't bother me. I actually loved the movie. The DVD does justice as well. The overall best part is the 4 TV spots\\theatrical trailers. The first one is a theatrical trailer thats about 30 seconds. The second one is a special report on the film that was shown in Japan right after the last episode of Tenchi Universe. The third trailer is a TV spot which is exactly like the theatrical trailer. The last one is a quick 15 second TV spots. Pretty sweet. Even more is the interview with the music composer, Chris Franke, speaking English with Japanese subtitles. There is also some interesting text to read on the director, music compuser and singers. Even a section on Tenchi Universe. The Audio is great with Japanese and English in brilliant THX Dolby 5.1. Subtitles include English and Japanese which are both white outlined in blue. And the price! Oh, the price! All this and you haven't bought it yet? Get it! Its a steal at this price. Trust me. You won't regret it."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Out of all the Tenchi movies, this one is the best. It takes place when the criminal known as Kain escapes from the Galaxy Police and travels back in time to kill Achika, Tenchi's mother, in the year 1970. This leads the gang back to that era. All the characters from Tenchi Universe are here in this one. The animation remains some of the best in any Tenchi movie with vibrant colors and full motion animation. One thing you may find strange about the title is that its called Tenchi Muyo in Love and there is almost no romantic quarels between Aeka and Ryoko in the film. Oh well, it doesn't bother me. I actually loved the movie. The DVD does justice as well. The overall best part is the 4 TV spots\\theatrical trailers. The first one is a theatrical trailer thats about 30 seconds. The second one is a special report on the film that was shown in Japan right after the last episode of Tenchi Universe. The third trailer is a TV spot which is exactly like the theatrical trailer. The last one is a quick 15 second TV spots. Pretty sweet. Even more is the interview with the music composer, Chris Franke, speaking English with Japanese subtitles. There is also some interesting text to read on the director, music compuser and singers. Even a section on Tenchi Universe. The Audio is great with Japanese and English in brilliant THX Dolby 5.1. Subtitles include English and Japanese which are both white outlined in blue. And the price! Oh, the price! All this and you haven't bought it yet? Get it! Its a steal at this price. Trust me. You won't regret it."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Castle of Cagliostro VHS. 1992 Streamline Pictures release.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent movie, poor DVD\n\nReview: I love Lupin 3. I love everything about it. From the classic mid-70's music to the bellbottoms. Caslte of Cagliostro is the best Lupin movie ever made, hands down. The subtitled version is great, but some might not like the dub. But I think most people will appreciate the new voices and brand new sound effects. But if I had to choose, it would be the subtitled version. I had to down grade this movie for the poor DVD. There are few extras on it! Are you telling me the greatest animtors of all time finally gets one of his greatest films put on DVD for the first time and you couldn't find a bunch of extras!? Come on. Surely they could have given a breif interview or series summary or atleast a photo gallery. The video and sound quality are good (even if there is no Dolby 5.1), but all I can say to Manga is that you better hope Miyazaki doesn't see this.","Product: Actors: Bryan Cranston, Takumi Yamazaki, Richard Epcar, Unsh Ishizuka, Rica Fukami \nDirectors: Shinichir Watanabe, Shji Kawamori \nWriters: Shji Kawamori, Keiko Nobumoto \nProducers: Hirohiko Sueyoshi, Hirotake Kanda, Isamu Asami, Kaya nishi \nFormat: Animated, Color, NTSC \nRated: NR (Not Rated) \nNumber of tapes: 1 \nStudio: Manga Video \nVHS Release Date: February 28, 1995 \nRun Time: 105 minutes\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This ain't your ordinary Macross\n\nReview: Meet the future of Macross. The Zentrati are still here, but the real treat is the new Valkeries. In the original Macross (or Robotech), there was the YF-1. In Macross Plus, there is the YF-19 and the new YF-20. The show focuses on Isamu, a rookie pilot who is sent to be testing out against the YF-20. The new YF-20 is a new model which lets the pilot use his mind as a control rather controls. Isamu is the one who gets dragged into this as the short end. Another person to add into the story is Sharron Apple. Sharron Apple is a living computer that makes her own music and is very mysterious. Sharron's instructor is also the girlfriend of the pilot of the YF-20. There is a love scene which goes on, but the real thrill is seeing the test sequence. After seeing the new YF-20 leave Isamu's YF-19 in the dust, Isamu tries to one-up the YF-20 anyway he can. The two fight a lot, but at the end of the episode, they really show a liking towards each other. The CG is terrific and the dub is top notch. This only a taste of better things to come.","Product: Ninja Scroll VHS. 1995 Manga Video. Action/Adventure/Anime. English Dubbed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: From the odd people who brought you Wicked City\n\nReview: Looking for ninja anime, but don't want to sufer through Jubei-chan? Then get this action packed video. The story follows Jubei Shigakura (Japan's greatest swords man) who has gotten in trouble with a group of demons while at the same time doing a favor for an old man, taking revenge on a man he killed and helping a woman named Kageto. The actions scenes (which feature everything from decapitation to slicing) are terrific. The designs of the demon are great with each on possessing a different power (rock, snake, bees, locusts, shadows and electricity). There is extreme violence like when the rock demon tears off both arms of a man and drinks the blood from them. The dub is extremely well done at some points and I guess I can't complain. The story is extremely close to the plot of Wicked City, its scary. However, unlike Wicked City, Jubei and Kageto never get it on and the little old guy is way more mature then the one in Wicked City. There are some rather occult themes like that of Wicked City, but they're not frequent. So if your looking for a slightly toned down version of Wicked City, pick this one up and have fun watching it.","Product: From a private Mint Condition collection. Inspected and 100% Guaranteed. Ships with Delivery Confirmation. Please see our entire inventory of hard to find and popular VHS Tapes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cyberpunk anime lives on!\n\nReview: Thought Ghost in the Shell was the only really good cyberpunk anime out there? Your wrong. Armitage 3 is a combination of a four episode OVA in spliced into a 120 minute movie. The setup is like that of Kite, but the plot is on par with Blade Runner. Armitage is your teenage cop who wear skimpy outfits and is a pretty bad girl. The story begins on Mars. After Ross arrives at the airport, Armitage shows up to arrest a mad man. After taking out his men, Armitage shoots him and his briefcase opens to reveal a dead body of a famous singer. After Armitage tries to take out the mad man, Armitage and Ross discover that she was a Third. Third's are the third line of androids produced by a speical man. There are also Seconds. Seconds are mad men who wish to kill the thirds. Through this movie, Armitage helps kill the Seconds and also meet a few thirds. Some nice scenes are when Ross and Armitage duke it out with a Second in a sewer, the raid of the hospital and the final epic battle where Ross and Armitage duke it out with an entire army with ARmitage packing some wings. Armitage soon meets her father and even meets the new models called Fourths. The movie seems to boast well from the dubbing by famous voice actors of Elizabeth Berkley and Keifer Sutherland. The dub voices aren't extremely good, but they work. Overall, a fairly nice cyberpunk movie with the makings of Blade Runner.","Product: Brand new Tenchi! New Home in Tokyo, at a new school, with a new love interest named Sakuya, with new studies in exorcisms, a new hidden enemy named Yugi, Washu's new dimensional doors, and Ryo-ohki's new Mecha-Rabbit transformation! Too many troubles, too many girls, too nice a guy... Same old Tenchi!!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A new look, a new story, a new dillema\n\nReview: AIC is making itself known by bringing back old classics. Tenchi Muyo was for adults and Tenchi Universe was for kids. This series is for teenagers. A lot of things have changed. Tenchi is off to Tokyo to start high school. One of Tenchi's old friends from the original Tenchi Muyo is back in here and once again another women is after Tenchi and so is a new enemy. The reason for this is not yet given and why Sakuya is all over Tenchi is anyones guess. Fortunetely for the girls back home, they can visit Tenchi through the dimentional tunnel, developed by Washu. The main point of this series is basically focused on the comedy. Thats why you'll notice there is some super deformity. The gag of the girls always trying to get to see Tenchi follows throughout the series and is sometimes funny. Lots of things have changed and yer gonna have to wait awile until everything is explained. Some people who are familiar with Tenchi Universe are going to look at this and say 'What the heck'. This isn't really for devoted Tenchi fans, but if you liked the series and have no emotional hang ups, then this might be worth a look. I really wish the design of the monsters were done better though.","Product: The space colonies have grown tired of the oppressive rule by the Earth government, a corrupt organization ruled by people who have no real interest in the colonists or their well-being. Their rule is unjust and unfair, but not unopposed... Resistance forces in the colonies have created five special Mobile Suits (robot-like vehicles) called Gundams. Five young pilots have been selected to sneak these Gundams down to Earth and begin a guerilla campaign that will end the Earth government's rule forever. These pilots appear little more than children, but they carry the hopes and dreams of thousands of people with them as they descend to Earth to fight for their freedom.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bandai know how to treat Gundam\n\nReview: Excited to buy the first Gundam Wing video, I went right home and popped it in my VCR. It starts out with previews for Gundam 0080, Gundam 0083 and the Toonami commercial for Gundam Wing. After watching the sweet opening, which is basically the ending theme from the version on Cartoon Network, I was allready excited. The first episode has the five pilots make it to Earth. The other characters (Zechs, Teize, Mr. Dorlin) are also introduced, but the two main people get introduced is Heero and Relena who have an unfriendly run in and an even more ugly conversation later. The second episode pays tribute to Duo Maxwell, pilot of the Gundam Deathsythe, who stops the search for Wing Zero in the sea and has a run in with Heero which ends up with Heero firing torpedoes at both Gundams, sinking them into the sea. The third episode has Quatre, pilot of Sandrock, and Trowa, pilot of Heavyarms, take on an OZ base while Duo helps Heero escape from OZ's security and helps retrieve the Gundam's that sunk. We also get a peek at a new mobile suit called Talgese which will be discussed more later on. And a speical group is introduced called the 'Specials' which is a very mysterious group of soldiers. The fourth episode finally gives rise to the last pilot, Wu Fei, pilot of the Shenlong or as he calls it, \"Nataku\". Zechs heads towards the military base where Noin is a teacher. Noin has a love for Zechs and her students, but in the night, they are killed off by Wu Fei. As Noin tracks down Wu Fei, Heero makes repairs to his Gundam. We also get to see our first glimpse of Lady Une, a woman who will become very important later on. After more complication, Wu Fei ends up destroying a carrier full of suits, leaving Noin injured and full of rage. These first 4 episodes aren't as great as the later ones as they are mostly paying fan service to those who love the Gundam pilots. But I can't help, but keep coming back to Gundam Wing every once in awile. The dubbing is a little stale at this point. In fact, if you compare Sally's dubbed vocie to that of later ones, you'll see she has a more stronger voice. Zechs' dub is pretty much on par with the latter episodes, but Treize's voice seems to be the only one that stays the same through out the series. Granted, the animation is no Evangelion, but its fun to watch. You try telling me that mobile suit battles aren't fun to watch. It political war at its best. Highly recommended.","Product: Tokyo is the city where the final battle between the Dragon of Earth and the Dragon of Heaven will take place in the Japanese anime film X, directed by Rintaro (a.k.a. Tar Rin; Astro Boy, Kimba the White Lion) and written by the all-woman writing team Clamp. The Dragon of Earth wants to wipe out humankind because of the damage people have inflicted on the Earth, while the Dragon of Heaven is fighting to protect civilization. At the center of all this is Kamui, the chosen one, who must pick a dragon to fight for.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A good movie, but offers no fan service\n\nReview: Ok, first off, if you really enjoyed the manga comic of this, you are really going to be dissapointed in this movie. First off, my favorite character, Kakyo, has been replaced with this pony-tail guy named Shugo who controls water. It was hard for Rintaro to direct a movie based on a Manga that hadn't ended yet at the time. But you have to realize that this is the way Rintaro works (just look at Galaxy Express 999). However, he does do a fare job of making the movie. I would of liked to see just one of the dragons of the heaven actually win a battle without commiting suicide. The battles were still terrific and the animation is as beautiful as that of the manga. The dubbing was a little off a times (too noisy). The ending had a little too much hype surrounding it. Through the whole movie, everyone talks about how Kamui and Fuma must fight with both swords. Well, they did get to it, but the battle only lasted about 2 minutes and that was it. At some points in the movie, it seemed real boring, but it explains a lot. This is not a movie for everyone. In fact, some will dislike the movie completely. It's for those who like unhappily ever after movies. There is a 30 minutes sequel to it called X2 (Which really just a music video featuring the earth being destroyed). But don't worry. If you wanted fan service, theres an X series in the works. Anyway, not a movie for everyone, but why don't you pick it up and see if you like it. You might be surprised.","Product: In the future, mankind has moved into large space colonies due to overcrowding on Earth. When a rift develops between the colonies and the Earth government, one colony declares its independence and begins a war. Armed with new robotic combat vehicles called Mobile Suits, both sides are now locked in battle.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A must for all mecha fans\n\nReview: The Gundam movies undoubtably launched a new age of mecha shows. It's spawned into sequels, spin-offs, novels, models and so much more. So, ofcourse, the special edition of the three movies that strated it all is a real treat.\nThe three movies aren't just a compilation of the TV series. The music has been redone, the animation beefed up and some new scenes have been added. Plus, somethings have been tinkered with. New mecha shows up, some just disappear and others just fade out of the picture. However, it does make the movie feel more new and less of a bargain package.\nSadly, the audio has been remixed as it was done with the TV series, but it's not done quite as worse. On a bright note, all the original voice actors came back in to do new recordings for the special edition. The sad part is there is no English dub included. There IS an English dub avalabe on VHS, but some consider it less than perfect so maybe it's a good thing they didn't include it.\nAside from the sparkling new packaging on all the covers, there is also a 16 page booklet included. On another good note, all three films are completely raw with no hard-matted subtitles anywhere. But, for those of you who want to see the credits, they are listed on the main menu.\nOverall, these three movies are a dream come true for fans of the original series and those who have been waiting to see these movies for so long. The wait is over. Get it now.","Product: MACROSS PLUS SCORES WITH ITS TRIPLE-PLAY OF DYNAMIC MECHA ACTION DRAMATIC CHARACTERS AND ROCK MUSIC ELEMENTS CREATING A VISUAL SPECTACLE WITH WHIRLWIND AIR COMBAT SCENES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU MESMERIZED.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not what you would expect.\n\nReview: When Isamu finally recovers from his injury, things start to go out of control. While Myung heads for Earth for the preformance of Sharron Apples concert on the reawakening of the Macross ship, Isamu and Guld are shocked to hear that the project they are on is cancelled because of the AI controlled Ghost developed. Angry with this, Isamu escapes the base in the YF-19, but Guld goes after him in the YF-20. As Sharron makes her premiere, Myung is held captive by Sharron. After Isamu and Guld have a little friendly fire fighting, they go after the Ghost. Guld makes a supreme sacrafice to kill it and now Isamu must now alone take on Sharron who now has control of the SDF-1. The music plays a key roll during the last episode and gets kind of creepy. Extras include trailer for episode 1 and previews for all the other episodes. Then theres the Manga Video Commerical which is a music video featuring Manga titles, the Manga 2000 commerical which just shows the title of each Manga title, Fan Club Trailer, Palm Pictures Trailer and (I don't know why they included this) an Anti-Drug commerical. The image gallery was ok, but all the pictures have text on them. The menus are pretty well setup featuring a Sharron concert. So overall, a great DVD to an already great series. Kudos to Manga.","Product: Another entry in the popular TENCHI group of Anim series, TENCHI IN TOKYO sends its titular hero to the biggest city in Japan to find new adventures and a new love. Tenchi's grandfather sends him to Tokyo to further his education, and so he must leave his outer space girlfriends behind. Luckily super-genius Washu creates a transportation device so they can keep an eye on Tenchi, only to discover he's found a new love, Sakuya. TENCHI IN TOKYO keeps the characters and situations of the other TENCHI series, but emphasizes drama and romance over comedy. VOLUME EIGHT is the final volume collecting the Anim, and contains four episodes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A fare ending to a fare series\n\nReview: The grand finally to Tenchi in Tokyo should be a must-have for any Tenchi fan. As Sakuya is driven mad by the fact she knows nothing of her past, Washu discovers that Sakuya is actually a shadow of Yugi. Meanwhile, Kiyone and Mihoshi finish off Subaru and Ryoko takes care of Hotsuma. Yugi takes back control Sakuya, turns to Tokyo to crystal and has Sasami in her custody. Tenchi confronts Yugi with two options. Either he can stay in a dream world with Sakuya forever or sacrafice Sakuya to safe the earth. Tenchi says good bye to Sakuya and Ryoko, Aieka, Kiyone, Mihoshi and Washu all come to Tenchi's aid as well as Sasami. Tenchi summons up the ultimate sword (or power, whatever) and goes after Yugi. Suprisingly, instead of slicing Yugi with the sword, he just slaps some sense into her and comforts her. The show ends up with Yugi putting herself in sleep-mode until she is all grown up. Overall, I liked the ending as it serves up as the most intense volume ever. If you were confused about the last episodes, see this one. It will answer all your questions. Tenchi in Tokyo might not be everyone's favorite of the Tenchi saga, but it is still great.","Product: Akito finds himself the object of a romantic rivalry between Yurika and Megumi as the crew of the Nadesico must fight battle after battle in order to defend the Earth. An encounter with a mysterious girl almost leads to tragedy as Akito and the Aestivalis team must take on a new and even more deadly form of Jovian fighter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Too much, too much!\n\nReview: This volume is by far a volume for fan service. First, Megumi drags Akito on a date in the virtual reality room. The setting is a school wear Megumi wears an incredibly short skirt. Before Megumi can start to move on Akito, they're attacked. It was Yurika's fault for this attack happening. The same scenario in the virtual reality room takes place with Yurika in a short skirt. In the end of the episode, Akito ends up comforting Yurika. The next episode is too much. A swimsuit episode, featuring yet another woman after Akito. Except this one wants to die with Akito. Akito ends up being saved by Ryoko and the nut girl is left on the island. One of the greatest gags in the volume was seeing Megumi, Yurika and Ryoko try to cook for Akito to win his affection. This is the most emotional and entising volume yet. A must have.","Product: Utena duels her classmates to protect her friend Anthy, who is the key to a magical power that could make her dream - to become a prince - come true. But Anthy hides a terrible secret, and Utena must face the truth about herself and those she loves and learn what it means to be a true hero. Anamorphic widescreen format!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Brilliant Art in Spectacular Animation\n\nReview: If shojo isn't really your cup of tea, I would suggest giving this movie a try. You might have to have some knowledge of the TV series or you won't know what the heck is going on.\nContent: A\nAnimation: A+\nMusic: A-\nEnglish Version: B+\nJapanese Version: A\nFight Scenes: B+\nFirst off, lets clear the air. Even though Utena looks like a great film with animation that can one-up Disney, it is not for kids. It contains violence, nudity and lesbian themes. And when I say nudity and lesbian themes, I don't mean little. I mean there is a lot of it. Just a little warning for all you cautious parents out there.\nUtena is in a new student at a high school in a very imaginative structural city. There, she meets her ex-boyfriend. Utena soon notices the Rose Ring. After aquiring one, Utena ends up in a duel with somebody at a rose garden. She soon learns that the Rose Ring gives the chance for a prince to duel. If the prince wins, he recieves the Rose Bride, Anthy. Utena wins and now she is still wondering what the point of the Rose Bride is. Utena plans to se Anthy free, but Shiori will not stand for this. Shiori, Anthy's new lovers, wants to humiliate the Rose Bride for her own ideals. Soon, it turns into a desperate escape from the city for Utena and Anthy.\nAll the characters look great in this film as they did in the TV series. Chu Chu makes a small appearence in a mini-movie right in the middle of the film. One thing you should bear in mind is that most of the plot is symbolic. If you don't keep this is mind, you won't understand any of the story.\nNow for the extras. US Manga has spoiled us this time. First we get Audio Commentary by the director. If you didn't understand any of the story, the audio commentary will help you a lot. Next up is a Behind the Scenes feature with the dub cast. It was cool to see the ADR director from the Harlock Saga again. Theres some nice sketch and art video galleries on here as well. Even better, theres a Fan Tribute featuring 10 pictures of art and costumes presented by the fans. Continuing on is the Trivia. These questions are basically Did-You-Notice-That questions that are pretty easy. Then there are some great Trailers and TV Spots from Japan and the US. A pretty large number of extras that was worth putting on the disc.\nOverall, Utena is one fun ride that should please any mature audiance who can appreciate good art and good story. Highly recommended.","Product: After defeating Frieza on Namek, Goku returns to a peaceful life on Earth with his family and friends. But the heroic Saiyan's world is turned upside down when a routine camping trip turns into a desperate struggle for life! Who is this assailant that has appeared out of the shadows to ambush Goku and his friends? None other than Cooler, Frieza's brother, who has come to settle the score!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best DBZ Movie Ever\n\nReview: In the early days, Pioneer released three Dragonball movies. Now, FUNimation has tried they're hand at DBZ movies. Lord Slug wasn't that entertaining, but Cooler's Revenge is by far the best DBZ movie ever made.\nContent: A\nJapanese Version: B+\nEnglish Version: A-\nSpanish Version: B+\nMusic: A (dub), B+ (sub)\nAnimation: A\nFight Scenes: A\nThe story starts off with when Frieza destroys Planet Vegeta. Cooler watches from a distance and decides to let the fleeing Kakarrot go. Fast forward to the time after Frieza is killed by Goku. Cooler, infuriated by hearing of his brother's death, decides to go to Earth and put an end to Goku. After his boys make quick work of Piccolo, Krillin and Gohan, it is up to Goku to defeat Cooler.\nThe movie moves at a fairly fast pace. What I enjoyed the most was the explosive fight scenes. There is tons of action here. One of my favorites is when Cooler pushes his way through Goku's Kamehameha wave and then pops out and punches him. Very nice.\nThe English version features hard rock music by various artists like Disturbed and Deftones. Given the choice between FUNimation TV dub music and the rock music, the choice is obvious. I think it fits the action pretty well. For those of you who dislike the English version, the inclusion of the Japanese dub AND Spanish dub will more than tide you over to buy this title.\nOverall, Cooler's Revenge is pretty much the best 45 minutes movie you will ever see. Lots of action and lots of great animation.","Product: Broadcast on Cartoon Network's popular Toonami block - Mobile Fighter G Gundam has topped the ratings chart among anime features currently on broadcast! With a full line of action figures and model kits, apparel, Playstation 2 video games, and other related merchandise - Experience Gundam like never before on DVD home video! Directed by Yasuhiro Imagawa (Giant Robo) - The action and excitement of Gundam reaches epic proportions! The year is Future Century 60 - It is time for the \"Gundam Fight\" tournament! Each country sends a Gundam to Earth for this prestigious tournament in the hopes of winning power and glory for their homeland! But this time, there's an unseen evil lurking behind the scene. Domon Kasshu, Neo Japan's reluctant Fighter, is determined to uncover this evil and clear his family name! The fight to the top begins now! The first 15 episodes will be released individually on DVD as three separate volumes - A special collector's DVD box set will also be released containing the first 15 episodes as well. Featuring Interactive animated menus, the original Japanese and English language tracks, English subtitles option, Bandai Previews, and additional features to be announced.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not your typical mecha show\n\nReview: The one thing that drew me to watch this series was the fact that it was directed by Yasuhiro Imagawa (Giant Robo, Getter Robo Armageddon). I absolutely love his work and G-Gundam stays true to his talent and stlye.\nThe story takes place in the year Future Century 60 and it's time for the next Gundam fight to decide who will rule Earth. This alone could have drove the story, but there is also a side story involving the Devil Gundam (aka Dark Gundam). Obviously, the story centers around Neo-Japan's fighter, Domon Kashu who pilots the Shining Gundam during the first season. He also followed by the fighters from Neo-America, Neo-China, Neo-France and Neo-Russia.\nThe one nit-pick that I know everyone will have with this series is the changed names of the Gundams. Almost half of all the Gundams in this series have their names changed. However, the subtitled version has all the names uncut. Also, there is an issue with the mobile suit designs that they are all stereotypes of other nations. It's not that big of a deal since the pilots aren't that stereotypical. I was actually pleased with the mecha designs considering they could come up with so many in this 49-episode series. There has got to be atleast 25 different Gundams in this show. It's actually quite amazing.\nThe packaging is pretty slick. The box is sturdy and all the cases for the discs include on the back of the cover a rule of the Gundam fight regulations. The menu for the scene selection is actually a map of the world where Domon is currently at. While this is good for now, Bandai might have to do some reworking with that menu since the next couple of episodes are centrally located around Shinjuku and the Gienna Islands. The extras on the discs includes an interview with the series director that I had a lot of fun reading.\nOverall, these episodes are pretty much filler episodes for the real plot of the first season, but they are some-what entertaining and addictive. If your a fan of Giant Robo or Getter Robo, I highly recommend watching this series.","Product: Broadcast on Cartoon Network's popular Toonami block - Mobile Fighter G Gundam has topped the ratings chart among anime features currently on broadcast! With a full line of action figures and model kits, apparel, Playstation 2 video games, and other related merchandise - Experience Gundam like never before on DVD home video! Directed by Yasuhiro Imagawa (Giant Robo) - The action and excitement of Gundam reaches epic proportions! The year is Future Century 60 - It is time for the \"Gundam Fight\" tournament! Each country sends a Gundam to Earth for this prestigious tournament in the hopes of winning power and glory for their homeland! But this time, there's an unseen evil lurking behind the scene. Domon Kasshu, Neo Japan's reluctant Fighter, is determined to uncover this evil and clear his family name! The fight to the top begins now!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not the best introduction, but still a good series\n\nReview: Let me just say I love G-Gundam. I think it's the freshest mecha series I've seen in awhile and a change from the norm of Gundam sagas. However, the first few episodes might leave a few viewers confused.\nCHARACTERS\nDomon Kashu: Neo-Japan's fighter and the \"King of Hearts\" (explained later on).\nRain Mikamura: Domon's assistant and medical expert.\nChibodee Crocket: Neo-America's fighter.\nSai Saichi: Neo-China's fighter.\nGeorge Dissan: Neo-France's fighter.\nThis story takes place in the year Future Century 60. In order to decide which nation will control outer space, a tournament is held every four years to decide which nation gains control of Earth. However, most of this won't come into much play until the second half of the series.\nEpisode 1 (B+): Domon and Rain go to Rome to fight Neroes Gundam and also save the life of a young girl.\nEpisode 2 (B): Domon is off to Neo-America to fight Gundam Maxter, but the government has other plans.\nEpisode 3 (B-): Domon must bring back the Dragon Gundam from a bunch of Chinese smugglers.\nEpisode 4 (B+): Domon helps a young girl gain the respect of Geroge Dissan by making Domon kidnap her in order to draw out the Rose Gundam.\nThe English dub has the names of some of the Gundams switched, but that doesn't come up in this first volume. Domon's voice sounds very realistic and actually does more justice to his character. The English dub of Rain is done perfectly and makes her personality seem less cutesy.\nThe menu for scene selection is cleverly setup as a map of the world, but it is a little hard to select from there. The only extra on this disc is an interview with the original director making comments on the episodes and why they were setup that way.\nOverall, this first volume won't automatically draw fans into it, but it is worth watching as the series goes on. In other words, if you buy this volume, make sure you are willing to buy the entire series.","Product: MTV presents\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Could have been better\n\nReview: I am going to list all the shorts on this tape, then express my thoughts.\nUncle Louie: Louie find a way to travel fast.\nAeon Flux: Aeon takes on an air assasination.\nCrazy Daisy Ed: Ed runs into the cops.\nStick Figure Theater: Relive the King Henry era.\nDr. Zum: Zum explores the atom bomb factory.\nAeon Flux: Aeon runs into trouble on a night mission.\nStick Figure Theaters: The Night of the Living Dead and the Crash of the Hindenburg.\nDangwoods: Dwade get's caught up in bad dreams.\nAeon Flux: Aeon must save a harbor from sinking.\nCrazy Daisy Ed: Ed rips on his friends landlord.\nBig City: Music video of African-American life.\nOne Less Ant: A boy discovers how bad an ant can feel.\nAeon Flux: It's WAR! Aeon dies quickly, but it is lengthy.\nRaisen: Watch as Hamilton pulls a Malade out of a hat.\nThe only shorts I feel that shouldn't be included is Dangwoods and Big City, because they are too long and not really entertaining. I love Aeon Flux, Crazy Daisy Ed and Stick Figure Theater as they are very original. Overall, worth the bucks, but I wish there was more on here.","Product: Aeon Flux - Mission Infinite [VHS]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The best animated series made in the US\n\nReview: Created by the brilliant mind of Peter Chung, Aeon Flux is easily one of the best American animated shows of the 20th Century. The first episode focuses on a species that has the ability to erase all memory. While Aeon deals with her nude pictures of her and Trevor, Aeon trys to help victims of the species. Aeon encounters a man who was affrected by this species who is trying to extince them all. After some chasing around and finding out some secrets, the man Aeon was trying to help loses his memory forever. In the second episode, Aeon and Trevor are bouth after a lab that contains a chemical for world wide happiness. This however leads to Aeon finding a mutant baby that plays with peoples minds. This leads Aeon into a new world. In the last episode, Trevor attempts to kill off half the human population in order to evolve into a species with no orafices. That episode was propably the best one. One thing very keen about the show is that the plot moves either extremly fast or extremly slow. Either way, the three episodes on here are exelelnt, easily worth buying.","Product: VHS Tape\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Golgo 13's weird uncle\n\nReview: For a movie made in 1990, its pretty damn good. My favorite part is when Joe's partner blows the wall open and comes in shooting. The music is classic 80's rock which is really great if you have a sweettooth for classic rock. Everytime Joe protects a different women. This time its a piano player. Out of all the women Joe protects, this has to be the worst drawn one ever. But no matter. There is still the great stuff you love about City Hunter in .357 Magnum. Joe's cool car, great action and the infamous Big Mallet which Joe encounters everytime. Ha ha ha. With comedy and action, this is an anime that would make the directors of Miami Vice proud.","Product: 1996 anime featuring a female warrior named Kotetsu. Features punk zombies, tree nymphs and a strange magician.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Everything you could want in an anime.\n\nReview: If you put Rurouni Kenshin, Tenchi Muyo, Blue Seed and Ranma 1\\2 together you who'd come up with this. The story follows Linn, a girl who has been training in Kyoto, who is trying to find her brother in Tokyo. She is soon in danger when rival syndicates that have the power of special creatures in their power try to stop her and the women who is protecting Linn. The head at all this is a chuby nerd. At first, this guy is Linn's enemy, but (like in Blue Seed) Linn soon takes an interest in Linn. This series isn't a hentai, but it does come pretty close to it with the women spending more than half the show with their clothes off. But this anime has everything. Political compition between sydicates, super powered warriors, samurai style action, bethroom and spa humor. Oh, and you know how anime character's nose bleeds? Well, lets just say the guy who's in love with Linn spouts blood like a fountain. The nudity is on a level of Ranma 1\\2 and Tenchi Muyo. Thankfuly, the nudity isn't as gross as Photon (Ick!) and nor is there any sick seductions (atleast fully achieved) like in Maze. You should be aware that this is not an anime title for those who dislike nudity in their anime. This is for those who liked watching Those Who Hunt Elves and Ranma 1\\2. By all means, by the subtitled version. The dubbed version can't match up to how well this anime is done. Now lets talk about the show: After Linn goes home with her guardian, she goes and takes a bath. However, that chuby nerd and his own personally made clone of Linn's guardian have other plans. After the clone comes in and ties the real guardian up in green stuff, she goes into the bathroom and gets in the bath with Linn. The clone tries to drown her, but Linn isn't that helpless. A brilliant battle ensues and even more stuff happens as a special super powered human from the syndicate to wipe out both the nerd and Linn. Linn ends up giving the assassian a brutal beating and she gets away. In the next episode, Linn and her guardian go to a spa where they happen to meet the nerd again. This episode discusses more of Linn's relationship to the nerd, which is knida sweet until the same thing happens as the last episode, except this time, the nerd is the victim. A clone of Linn seduces the guy and then Linn fights her again. Pretty sweet. The music is old style Japanese. Overall, this might not be for everyone so rent it first and see if you are one of the many people that enjoy this.","Product: Meet the crew of the spaceship Bebop. In a futuristic society, they act as bounty hunters going after the most dangerous criminals. Spike Spiegel appreciates the finer things in life, like good jazz and Bruce Lee films. His partner, Jet Black, is a cyborg who's a former cop. And in this first volume, viewers are also introduced to the sultry Faye, a woman who can definitely take care of herself. And then there's Ein?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The best chase scenes you will ever see.\n\nReview: Spike and Jet are just two cowboys who aren't as good as others. In our first fantastic episode, we find a conspiracy involving Red Eyes (or Bloody Eyes. Damn dubbing writers). The theme of it is that of Tiawana. The chase scenes and action was on a very high level and it nevers slows down. In the next episode, we meet Ein. A cute and cuddly Welsh Corgi. Well, atleast to Jet. On the black market hes only worth 2 woolongs, but for some reason its worth a lot to some scientist and a huge guy with cool afro. The most fun you will have with this tape is during the chase scenes which are toned to great music of saxaphone, drums and any other instuments you can think of. The dub is done extremely well. Overall, if you have to get one tape from the Bebop series, get this one. It has the most action, the most chase scenes and beautiful camera work. There is no reason not to see this one. Buy it now.","Product: Columnist, author, photographer, guide and recognized fly tying authority is your guide through learning the intricate and delicate techniques of tying a variety of very effective flies. Not only do you learn to tie the specific patterns in these tapes, but the techniques, style and tricks that you encounter with these flies can be applied to many other patterns. Dick's Conglomerate Canadian Black Dose Silver Doctor Green Highlander General Practitioner Allie's Shrimp Winter's Hope\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the few great Lupin features\n\nReview: After watching Secret of Twilight Gemini, I thought that this was a trend Lupin TV specials would be following. Boy, was I wrong. Harimao's Treasure is one of the funnest Lupin features I've seen since Castle of Cagliostro.\nThe story has Lupin and the gang off on a treasure hunt for the hidden treasure of Harimao, a renegade of World War 2. Lupin, Jigen and Goemon go searching for the three statues to open it while Fujiko gets some info on the treasure from the owner of the British spy mueseum, accompanied by his grandaughter. These two groups eventually cooperate to find the treasure. Add in some Neo Nazis and you've got one heck of an adventure.\nThe film, in my opinion, was pretty good. It's directed by Osamu Dezaki (Black Jack) and it really shows if you're familiar with his other work. Unlike some of the other features, Lupin's love-interest in this film is one that doesn't quite like him, which makes for some fun antics. One of the funniest gags in this film is that poor Zenigata never actually gets a chance to eat his ramen. That really helps the story.\nThe music reminded me a lot of the original series. Most of the music in the film is dead on in comparison to original series making it all the more appealing to older fans. Goemon doesn't get as much screen time, but he does manage to impress Lupin a couple of times throughout the feature. Fujiko isn't quite as kick-butt in this feature, but that doesn't mean she isn't willing to take some matters into her own hands. Animation-wise, the film is above average when compared to Gemini, so fans should be happy with that.\nThe extras aren't really anything special. Just bios on the characters and English voice actors. The menus work perfectly, but the text is so tiny and blurry, you might not even know what your selecting. The packaging is pretty cool and also includes in insert.\nOverall, Harimao is a great film I would recommend to World War 2 fans, Bond fans, Dezaki fans and Lupin fans in general. Highly recommended.","Product: While Heero and Quatre wage their battles on the ground, the other Gundam pilots remain in space. Duo must take the offensive while piloting an incomplete Gundam Deathscythe into battle. Back on Earth, Zechs continues his crusade to destroy the Romefeller's Mobile Dolls. The Treize Faction faces near destruction at the hands of the Romefeller Foundation, while Heero must head alone towards the battlefield and with him, the destructive power of a new Gundam is leashed... DVD features: Interactive menus, Dolby Digital audio, bilingual format (Japanese/English) with English subtitles, extras - character/Gundam information. As seen on the Cartoon Network! Hit series backed by extensive licensing - including Toys and models by Bandai!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Gundam pilots make their return\n\nReview: In these five episodes, the Gundam pilots make their return after the Lunar Base incident. In episode 35, Heero and Quatre become students at the Sanc Kingdom. It is there that Heero reaquires his Gundam 01 and meets the war crazed Dorthy Catalonia. Soon, the remaining members of the Treize faction are taken in by the Sanc Kingdom as refugees, but Romefeller refuses this. While trying to destroy the Treize faction, Noin mobilizes the secret white Torus units to assist. In episode 36, Duo is hiding out in a colony with Hilde only to be welcomed by Trent with the Wing Zero. Duo is forced to pilot the Wing Zero and is overcommed by the Zero system. When Romefeller comes to stop this test, Trent throws Duo out and destroys the attacking mobile dolls. Duo heads back to kill Trent with 02 and ens up sending Trent drifting in space. In episode 37, Zechs attacks the mobile dolls headed for Luxemburg while Heero heads off there as well. In episode 38, while the Trieze faction fights off Romefeller, Trieze gives Heero the speical Gundam, Epyon. The Epyon has been equiped with a speical Zero system on it. Meanwhile, Trieze abandons the Talgese in the middle of a battle and switches over to the Wing Zero. In episode 39, Trowa is found by Katherine and Wu Fei is now infuriated with rage after seeing his colony destroyed. Zechs trys to ally himself with Wu Fei, but to no prevail. The disc menu is setup like the Wing Zero system. The only extra is the Epyon gallery and bio along with trailers. There is a nice trailer for Gundam 0079 I should add. The Japanese language is somewhat better than the English version which sounds ok, but gets a little boring. One thing I hate is that I'll have to wait for Operation 8 in order to see the second opening. Even though the main menu features it. Overall, a very entertaining disc that makes me want to buy the next volume so fast."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Castle of Cagliostro VHS. 1992 Streamline Pictures release.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent movie, poor DVD\\n\\nReview: I love Lupin 3. I love everything about it. From the classic mid-70's music to the bellbottoms. Caslte of Cagliostro is the best Lupin movie ever made, hands down. The subtitled version is great, but some might not like the dub. But I think most people will appreciate the new voices and brand new sound effects. But if I had to choose, it would be the subtitled version. I had to down grade this movie for the poor DVD. There are few extras on it! Are you telling me the greatest animtors of all time finally gets one of his greatest films put on DVD for the first time and you couldn't find a bunch of extras!? Come on. Surely they could have given a breif interview or series summary or atleast a photo gallery. The video and sound quality are good (even if there is no Dolby 5.1), but all I can say to Manga is that you better hope Miyazaki doesn't see this.\",\n \"Product: Actors: Bryan Cranston, Takumi Yamazaki, Richard Epcar, Unsh Ishizuka, Rica Fukami \\nDirectors: Shinichir Watanabe, Shji Kawamori \\nWriters: Shji Kawamori, Keiko Nobumoto \\nProducers: Hirohiko Sueyoshi, Hirotake Kanda, Isamu Asami, Kaya nishi \\nFormat: Animated, Color, NTSC \\nRated: NR (Not Rated) \\nNumber of tapes: 1 \\nStudio: Manga Video \\nVHS Release Date: February 28, 1995 \\nRun Time: 105 minutes\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This ain't your ordinary Macross\\n\\nReview: Meet the future of Macross. The Zentrati are still here, but the real treat is the new Valkeries. In the original Macross (or Robotech), there was the YF-1. In Macross Plus, there is the YF-19 and the new YF-20. The show focuses on Isamu, a rookie pilot who is sent to be testing out against the YF-20. The new YF-20 is a new model which lets the pilot use his mind as a control rather controls. Isamu is the one who gets dragged into this as the short end. Another person to add into the story is Sharron Apple. Sharron Apple is a living computer that makes her own music and is very mysterious. Sharron's instructor is also the girlfriend of the pilot of the YF-20. There is a love scene which goes on, but the real thrill is seeing the test sequence. After seeing the new YF-20 leave Isamu's YF-19 in the dust, Isamu tries to one-up the YF-20 anyway he can. The two fight a lot, but at the end of the episode, they really show a liking towards each other. The CG is terrific and the dub is top notch. This only a taste of better things to come.\",\n \"Product: Ninja Scroll VHS. 1995 Manga Video. Action/Adventure/Anime. English Dubbed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: From the odd people who brought you Wicked City\\n\\nReview: Looking for ninja anime, but don't want to sufer through Jubei-chan? Then get this action packed video. The story follows Jubei Shigakura (Japan's greatest swords man) who has gotten in trouble with a group of demons while at the same time doing a favor for an old man, taking revenge on a man he killed and helping a woman named Kageto. The actions scenes (which feature everything from decapitation to slicing) are terrific. The designs of the demon are great with each on possessing a different power (rock, snake, bees, locusts, shadows and electricity). There is extreme violence like when the rock demon tears off both arms of a man and drinks the blood from them. The dub is extremely well done at some points and I guess I can't complain. The story is extremely close to the plot of Wicked City, its scary. However, unlike Wicked City, Jubei and Kageto never get it on and the little old guy is way more mature then the one in Wicked City. There are some rather occult themes like that of Wicked City, but they're not frequent. So if your looking for a slightly toned down version of Wicked City, pick this one up and have fun watching it.\",\n \"Product: From a private Mint Condition collection. Inspected and 100% Guaranteed. Ships with Delivery Confirmation. Please see our entire inventory of hard to find and popular VHS Tapes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cyberpunk anime lives on!\\n\\nReview: Thought Ghost in the Shell was the only really good cyberpunk anime out there? Your wrong. Armitage 3 is a combination of a four episode OVA in spliced into a 120 minute movie. The setup is like that of Kite, but the plot is on par with Blade Runner. Armitage is your teenage cop who wear skimpy outfits and is a pretty bad girl. The story begins on Mars. After Ross arrives at the airport, Armitage shows up to arrest a mad man. After taking out his men, Armitage shoots him and his briefcase opens to reveal a dead body of a famous singer. After Armitage tries to take out the mad man, Armitage and Ross discover that she was a Third. Third's are the third line of androids produced by a speical man. There are also Seconds. Seconds are mad men who wish to kill the thirds. Through this movie, Armitage helps kill the Seconds and also meet a few thirds. Some nice scenes are when Ross and Armitage duke it out with a Second in a sewer, the raid of the hospital and the final epic battle where Ross and Armitage duke it out with an entire army with ARmitage packing some wings. Armitage soon meets her father and even meets the new models called Fourths. The movie seems to boast well from the dubbing by famous voice actors of Elizabeth Berkley and Keifer Sutherland. The dub voices aren't extremely good, but they work. Overall, a fairly nice cyberpunk movie with the makings of Blade Runner.\",\n \"Product: Brand new Tenchi! New Home in Tokyo, at a new school, with a new love interest named Sakuya, with new studies in exorcisms, a new hidden enemy named Yugi, Washu's new dimensional doors, and Ryo-ohki's new Mecha-Rabbit transformation! Too many troubles, too many girls, too nice a guy... Same old Tenchi!!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A new look, a new story, a new dillema\\n\\nReview: AIC is making itself known by bringing back old classics. Tenchi Muyo was for adults and Tenchi Universe was for kids. This series is for teenagers. A lot of things have changed. Tenchi is off to Tokyo to start high school. One of Tenchi's old friends from the original Tenchi Muyo is back in here and once again another women is after Tenchi and so is a new enemy. The reason for this is not yet given and why Sakuya is all over Tenchi is anyones guess. Fortunetely for the girls back home, they can visit Tenchi through the dimentional tunnel, developed by Washu. The main point of this series is basically focused on the comedy. Thats why you'll notice there is some super deformity. The gag of the girls always trying to get to see Tenchi follows throughout the series and is sometimes funny. Lots of things have changed and yer gonna have to wait awile until everything is explained. Some people who are familiar with Tenchi Universe are going to look at this and say 'What the heck'. This isn't really for devoted Tenchi fans, but if you liked the series and have no emotional hang ups, then this might be worth a look. I really wish the design of the monsters were done better though.\",\n \"Product: The space colonies have grown tired of the oppressive rule by the Earth government, a corrupt organization ruled by people who have no real interest in the colonists or their well-being. Their rule is unjust and unfair, but not unopposed... Resistance forces in the colonies have created five special Mobile Suits (robot-like vehicles) called Gundams. Five young pilots have been selected to sneak these Gundams down to Earth and begin a guerilla campaign that will end the Earth government's rule forever. These pilots appear little more than children, but they carry the hopes and dreams of thousands of people with them as they descend to Earth to fight for their freedom.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bandai know how to treat Gundam\\n\\nReview: Excited to buy the first Gundam Wing video, I went right home and popped it in my VCR. It starts out with previews for Gundam 0080, Gundam 0083 and the Toonami commercial for Gundam Wing. After watching the sweet opening, which is basically the ending theme from the version on Cartoon Network, I was allready excited. The first episode has the five pilots make it to Earth. The other characters (Zechs, Teize, Mr. Dorlin) are also introduced, but the two main people get introduced is Heero and Relena who have an unfriendly run in and an even more ugly conversation later. The second episode pays tribute to Duo Maxwell, pilot of the Gundam Deathsythe, who stops the search for Wing Zero in the sea and has a run in with Heero which ends up with Heero firing torpedoes at both Gundams, sinking them into the sea. The third episode has Quatre, pilot of Sandrock, and Trowa, pilot of Heavyarms, take on an OZ base while Duo helps Heero escape from OZ's security and helps retrieve the Gundam's that sunk. We also get a peek at a new mobile suit called Talgese which will be discussed more later on. And a speical group is introduced called the 'Specials' which is a very mysterious group of soldiers. The fourth episode finally gives rise to the last pilot, Wu Fei, pilot of the Shenlong or as he calls it, \\\"Nataku\\\". Zechs heads towards the military base where Noin is a teacher. Noin has a love for Zechs and her students, but in the night, they are killed off by Wu Fei. As Noin tracks down Wu Fei, Heero makes repairs to his Gundam. We also get to see our first glimpse of Lady Une, a woman who will become very important later on. After more complication, Wu Fei ends up destroying a carrier full of suits, leaving Noin injured and full of rage. These first 4 episodes aren't as great as the later ones as they are mostly paying fan service to those who love the Gundam pilots. But I can't help, but keep coming back to Gundam Wing every once in awile. The dubbing is a little stale at this point. In fact, if you compare Sally's dubbed vocie to that of later ones, you'll see she has a more stronger voice. Zechs' dub is pretty much on par with the latter episodes, but Treize's voice seems to be the only one that stays the same through out the series. Granted, the animation is no Evangelion, but its fun to watch. You try telling me that mobile suit battles aren't fun to watch. It political war at its best. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Tokyo is the city where the final battle between the Dragon of Earth and the Dragon of Heaven will take place in the Japanese anime film X, directed by Rintaro (a.k.a. Tar Rin; Astro Boy, Kimba the White Lion) and written by the all-woman writing team Clamp. The Dragon of Earth wants to wipe out humankind because of the damage people have inflicted on the Earth, while the Dragon of Heaven is fighting to protect civilization. At the center of all this is Kamui, the chosen one, who must pick a dragon to fight for.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A good movie, but offers no fan service\\n\\nReview: Ok, first off, if you really enjoyed the manga comic of this, you are really going to be dissapointed in this movie. First off, my favorite character, Kakyo, has been replaced with this pony-tail guy named Shugo who controls water. It was hard for Rintaro to direct a movie based on a Manga that hadn't ended yet at the time. But you have to realize that this is the way Rintaro works (just look at Galaxy Express 999). However, he does do a fare job of making the movie. I would of liked to see just one of the dragons of the heaven actually win a battle without commiting suicide. The battles were still terrific and the animation is as beautiful as that of the manga. The dubbing was a little off a times (too noisy). The ending had a little too much hype surrounding it. Through the whole movie, everyone talks about how Kamui and Fuma must fight with both swords. Well, they did get to it, but the battle only lasted about 2 minutes and that was it. At some points in the movie, it seemed real boring, but it explains a lot. This is not a movie for everyone. In fact, some will dislike the movie completely. It's for those who like unhappily ever after movies. There is a 30 minutes sequel to it called X2 (Which really just a music video featuring the earth being destroyed). But don't worry. If you wanted fan service, theres an X series in the works. Anyway, not a movie for everyone, but why don't you pick it up and see if you like it. You might be surprised.\",\n \"Product: In the future, mankind has moved into large space colonies due to overcrowding on Earth. When a rift develops between the colonies and the Earth government, one colony declares its independence and begins a war. Armed with new robotic combat vehicles called Mobile Suits, both sides are now locked in battle.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A must for all mecha fans\\n\\nReview: The Gundam movies undoubtably launched a new age of mecha shows. It's spawned into sequels, spin-offs, novels, models and so much more. So, ofcourse, the special edition of the three movies that strated it all is a real treat.\\nThe three movies aren't just a compilation of the TV series. The music has been redone, the animation beefed up and some new scenes have been added. Plus, somethings have been tinkered with. New mecha shows up, some just disappear and others just fade out of the picture. However, it does make the movie feel more new and less of a bargain package.\\nSadly, the audio has been remixed as it was done with the TV series, but it's not done quite as worse. On a bright note, all the original voice actors came back in to do new recordings for the special edition. The sad part is there is no English dub included. There IS an English dub avalabe on VHS, but some consider it less than perfect so maybe it's a good thing they didn't include it.\\nAside from the sparkling new packaging on all the covers, there is also a 16 page booklet included. On another good note, all three films are completely raw with no hard-matted subtitles anywhere. But, for those of you who want to see the credits, they are listed on the main menu.\\nOverall, these three movies are a dream come true for fans of the original series and those who have been waiting to see these movies for so long. The wait is over. Get it now.\",\n \"Product: MACROSS PLUS SCORES WITH ITS TRIPLE-PLAY OF DYNAMIC MECHA ACTION DRAMATIC CHARACTERS AND ROCK MUSIC ELEMENTS CREATING A VISUAL SPECTACLE WITH WHIRLWIND AIR COMBAT SCENES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU MESMERIZED.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not what you would expect.\\n\\nReview: When Isamu finally recovers from his injury, things start to go out of control. While Myung heads for Earth for the preformance of Sharron Apples concert on the reawakening of the Macross ship, Isamu and Guld are shocked to hear that the project they are on is cancelled because of the AI controlled Ghost developed. Angry with this, Isamu escapes the base in the YF-19, but Guld goes after him in the YF-20. As Sharron makes her premiere, Myung is held captive by Sharron. After Isamu and Guld have a little friendly fire fighting, they go after the Ghost. Guld makes a supreme sacrafice to kill it and now Isamu must now alone take on Sharron who now has control of the SDF-1. The music plays a key roll during the last episode and gets kind of creepy. Extras include trailer for episode 1 and previews for all the other episodes. Then theres the Manga Video Commerical which is a music video featuring Manga titles, the Manga 2000 commerical which just shows the title of each Manga title, Fan Club Trailer, Palm Pictures Trailer and (I don't know why they included this) an Anti-Drug commerical. The image gallery was ok, but all the pictures have text on them. The menus are pretty well setup featuring a Sharron concert. So overall, a great DVD to an already great series. Kudos to Manga.\",\n \"Product: Another entry in the popular TENCHI group of Anim series, TENCHI IN TOKYO sends its titular hero to the biggest city in Japan to find new adventures and a new love. Tenchi's grandfather sends him to Tokyo to further his education, and so he must leave his outer space girlfriends behind. Luckily super-genius Washu creates a transportation device so they can keep an eye on Tenchi, only to discover he's found a new love, Sakuya. TENCHI IN TOKYO keeps the characters and situations of the other TENCHI series, but emphasizes drama and romance over comedy. VOLUME EIGHT is the final volume collecting the Anim, and contains four episodes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A fare ending to a fare series\\n\\nReview: The grand finally to Tenchi in Tokyo should be a must-have for any Tenchi fan. As Sakuya is driven mad by the fact she knows nothing of her past, Washu discovers that Sakuya is actually a shadow of Yugi. Meanwhile, Kiyone and Mihoshi finish off Subaru and Ryoko takes care of Hotsuma. Yugi takes back control Sakuya, turns to Tokyo to crystal and has Sasami in her custody. Tenchi confronts Yugi with two options. Either he can stay in a dream world with Sakuya forever or sacrafice Sakuya to safe the earth. Tenchi says good bye to Sakuya and Ryoko, Aieka, Kiyone, Mihoshi and Washu all come to Tenchi's aid as well as Sasami. Tenchi summons up the ultimate sword (or power, whatever) and goes after Yugi. Suprisingly, instead of slicing Yugi with the sword, he just slaps some sense into her and comforts her. The show ends up with Yugi putting herself in sleep-mode until she is all grown up. Overall, I liked the ending as it serves up as the most intense volume ever. If you were confused about the last episodes, see this one. It will answer all your questions. Tenchi in Tokyo might not be everyone's favorite of the Tenchi saga, but it is still great.\",\n \"Product: Akito finds himself the object of a romantic rivalry between Yurika and Megumi as the crew of the Nadesico must fight battle after battle in order to defend the Earth. An encounter with a mysterious girl almost leads to tragedy as Akito and the Aestivalis team must take on a new and even more deadly form of Jovian fighter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Too much, too much!\\n\\nReview: This volume is by far a volume for fan service. First, Megumi drags Akito on a date in the virtual reality room. The setting is a school wear Megumi wears an incredibly short skirt. Before Megumi can start to move on Akito, they're attacked. It was Yurika's fault for this attack happening. The same scenario in the virtual reality room takes place with Yurika in a short skirt. In the end of the episode, Akito ends up comforting Yurika. The next episode is too much. A swimsuit episode, featuring yet another woman after Akito. Except this one wants to die with Akito. Akito ends up being saved by Ryoko and the nut girl is left on the island. One of the greatest gags in the volume was seeing Megumi, Yurika and Ryoko try to cook for Akito to win his affection. This is the most emotional and entising volume yet. A must have.\",\n \"Product: Utena duels her classmates to protect her friend Anthy, who is the key to a magical power that could make her dream - to become a prince - come true. But Anthy hides a terrible secret, and Utena must face the truth about herself and those she loves and learn what it means to be a true hero. Anamorphic widescreen format!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Brilliant Art in Spectacular Animation\\n\\nReview: If shojo isn't really your cup of tea, I would suggest giving this movie a try. You might have to have some knowledge of the TV series or you won't know what the heck is going on.\\nContent: A\\nAnimation: A+\\nMusic: A-\\nEnglish Version: B+\\nJapanese Version: A\\nFight Scenes: B+\\nFirst off, lets clear the air. Even though Utena looks like a great film with animation that can one-up Disney, it is not for kids. It contains violence, nudity and lesbian themes. And when I say nudity and lesbian themes, I don't mean little. I mean there is a lot of it. Just a little warning for all you cautious parents out there.\\nUtena is in a new student at a high school in a very imaginative structural city. There, she meets her ex-boyfriend. Utena soon notices the Rose Ring. After aquiring one, Utena ends up in a duel with somebody at a rose garden. She soon learns that the Rose Ring gives the chance for a prince to duel. If the prince wins, he recieves the Rose Bride, Anthy. Utena wins and now she is still wondering what the point of the Rose Bride is. Utena plans to se Anthy free, but Shiori will not stand for this. Shiori, Anthy's new lovers, wants to humiliate the Rose Bride for her own ideals. Soon, it turns into a desperate escape from the city for Utena and Anthy.\\nAll the characters look great in this film as they did in the TV series. Chu Chu makes a small appearence in a mini-movie right in the middle of the film. One thing you should bear in mind is that most of the plot is symbolic. If you don't keep this is mind, you won't understand any of the story.\\nNow for the extras. US Manga has spoiled us this time. First we get Audio Commentary by the director. If you didn't understand any of the story, the audio commentary will help you a lot. Next up is a Behind the Scenes feature with the dub cast. It was cool to see the ADR director from the Harlock Saga again. Theres some nice sketch and art video galleries on here as well. Even better, theres a Fan Tribute featuring 10 pictures of art and costumes presented by the fans. Continuing on is the Trivia. These questions are basically Did-You-Notice-That questions that are pretty easy. Then there are some great Trailers and TV Spots from Japan and the US. A pretty large number of extras that was worth putting on the disc.\\nOverall, Utena is one fun ride that should please any mature audiance who can appreciate good art and good story. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: After defeating Frieza on Namek, Goku returns to a peaceful life on Earth with his family and friends. But the heroic Saiyan's world is turned upside down when a routine camping trip turns into a desperate struggle for life! Who is this assailant that has appeared out of the shadows to ambush Goku and his friends? None other than Cooler, Frieza's brother, who has come to settle the score!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best DBZ Movie Ever\\n\\nReview: In the early days, Pioneer released three Dragonball movies. Now, FUNimation has tried they're hand at DBZ movies. Lord Slug wasn't that entertaining, but Cooler's Revenge is by far the best DBZ movie ever made.\\nContent: A\\nJapanese Version: B+\\nEnglish Version: A-\\nSpanish Version: B+\\nMusic: A (dub), B+ (sub)\\nAnimation: A\\nFight Scenes: A\\nThe story starts off with when Frieza destroys Planet Vegeta. Cooler watches from a distance and decides to let the fleeing Kakarrot go. Fast forward to the time after Frieza is killed by Goku. Cooler, infuriated by hearing of his brother's death, decides to go to Earth and put an end to Goku. After his boys make quick work of Piccolo, Krillin and Gohan, it is up to Goku to defeat Cooler.\\nThe movie moves at a fairly fast pace. What I enjoyed the most was the explosive fight scenes. There is tons of action here. One of my favorites is when Cooler pushes his way through Goku's Kamehameha wave and then pops out and punches him. Very nice.\\nThe English version features hard rock music by various artists like Disturbed and Deftones. Given the choice between FUNimation TV dub music and the rock music, the choice is obvious. I think it fits the action pretty well. For those of you who dislike the English version, the inclusion of the Japanese dub AND Spanish dub will more than tide you over to buy this title.\\nOverall, Cooler's Revenge is pretty much the best 45 minutes movie you will ever see. Lots of action and lots of great animation.\",\n \"Product: Broadcast on Cartoon Network's popular Toonami block - Mobile Fighter G Gundam has topped the ratings chart among anime features currently on broadcast! With a full line of action figures and model kits, apparel, Playstation 2 video games, and other related merchandise - Experience Gundam like never before on DVD home video! Directed by Yasuhiro Imagawa (Giant Robo) - The action and excitement of Gundam reaches epic proportions! The year is Future Century 60 - It is time for the \\\"Gundam Fight\\\" tournament! Each country sends a Gundam to Earth for this prestigious tournament in the hopes of winning power and glory for their homeland! But this time, there's an unseen evil lurking behind the scene. Domon Kasshu, Neo Japan's reluctant Fighter, is determined to uncover this evil and clear his family name! The fight to the top begins now! The first 15 episodes will be released individually on DVD as three separate volumes - A special collector's DVD box set will also be released containing the first 15 episodes as well. Featuring Interactive animated menus, the original Japanese and English language tracks, English subtitles option, Bandai Previews, and additional features to be announced.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not your typical mecha show\\n\\nReview: The one thing that drew me to watch this series was the fact that it was directed by Yasuhiro Imagawa (Giant Robo, Getter Robo Armageddon). I absolutely love his work and G-Gundam stays true to his talent and stlye.\\nThe story takes place in the year Future Century 60 and it's time for the next Gundam fight to decide who will rule Earth. This alone could have drove the story, but there is also a side story involving the Devil Gundam (aka Dark Gundam). Obviously, the story centers around Neo-Japan's fighter, Domon Kashu who pilots the Shining Gundam during the first season. He also followed by the fighters from Neo-America, Neo-China, Neo-France and Neo-Russia.\\nThe one nit-pick that I know everyone will have with this series is the changed names of the Gundams. Almost half of all the Gundams in this series have their names changed. However, the subtitled version has all the names uncut. Also, there is an issue with the mobile suit designs that they are all stereotypes of other nations. It's not that big of a deal since the pilots aren't that stereotypical. I was actually pleased with the mecha designs considering they could come up with so many in this 49-episode series. There has got to be atleast 25 different Gundams in this show. It's actually quite amazing.\\nThe packaging is pretty slick. The box is sturdy and all the cases for the discs include on the back of the cover a rule of the Gundam fight regulations. The menu for the scene selection is actually a map of the world where Domon is currently at. While this is good for now, Bandai might have to do some reworking with that menu since the next couple of episodes are centrally located around Shinjuku and the Gienna Islands. The extras on the discs includes an interview with the series director that I had a lot of fun reading.\\nOverall, these episodes are pretty much filler episodes for the real plot of the first season, but they are some-what entertaining and addictive. If your a fan of Giant Robo or Getter Robo, I highly recommend watching this series.\",\n \"Product: Broadcast on Cartoon Network's popular Toonami block - Mobile Fighter G Gundam has topped the ratings chart among anime features currently on broadcast! With a full line of action figures and model kits, apparel, Playstation 2 video games, and other related merchandise - Experience Gundam like never before on DVD home video! Directed by Yasuhiro Imagawa (Giant Robo) - The action and excitement of Gundam reaches epic proportions! The year is Future Century 60 - It is time for the \\\"Gundam Fight\\\" tournament! Each country sends a Gundam to Earth for this prestigious tournament in the hopes of winning power and glory for their homeland! But this time, there's an unseen evil lurking behind the scene. Domon Kasshu, Neo Japan's reluctant Fighter, is determined to uncover this evil and clear his family name! The fight to the top begins now!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not the best introduction, but still a good series\\n\\nReview: Let me just say I love G-Gundam. I think it's the freshest mecha series I've seen in awhile and a change from the norm of Gundam sagas. However, the first few episodes might leave a few viewers confused.\\nCHARACTERS\\nDomon Kashu: Neo-Japan's fighter and the \\\"King of Hearts\\\" (explained later on).\\nRain Mikamura: Domon's assistant and medical expert.\\nChibodee Crocket: Neo-America's fighter.\\nSai Saichi: Neo-China's fighter.\\nGeorge Dissan: Neo-France's fighter.\\nThis story takes place in the year Future Century 60. In order to decide which nation will control outer space, a tournament is held every four years to decide which nation gains control of Earth. However, most of this won't come into much play until the second half of the series.\\nEpisode 1 (B+): Domon and Rain go to Rome to fight Neroes Gundam and also save the life of a young girl.\\nEpisode 2 (B): Domon is off to Neo-America to fight Gundam Maxter, but the government has other plans.\\nEpisode 3 (B-): Domon must bring back the Dragon Gundam from a bunch of Chinese smugglers.\\nEpisode 4 (B+): Domon helps a young girl gain the respect of Geroge Dissan by making Domon kidnap her in order to draw out the Rose Gundam.\\nThe English dub has the names of some of the Gundams switched, but that doesn't come up in this first volume. Domon's voice sounds very realistic and actually does more justice to his character. The English dub of Rain is done perfectly and makes her personality seem less cutesy.\\nThe menu for scene selection is cleverly setup as a map of the world, but it is a little hard to select from there. The only extra on this disc is an interview with the original director making comments on the episodes and why they were setup that way.\\nOverall, this first volume won't automatically draw fans into it, but it is worth watching as the series goes on. In other words, if you buy this volume, make sure you are willing to buy the entire series.\",\n \"Product: MTV presents\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Could have been better\\n\\nReview: I am going to list all the shorts on this tape, then express my thoughts.\\nUncle Louie: Louie find a way to travel fast.\\nAeon Flux: Aeon takes on an air assasination.\\nCrazy Daisy Ed: Ed runs into the cops.\\nStick Figure Theater: Relive the King Henry era.\\nDr. Zum: Zum explores the atom bomb factory.\\nAeon Flux: Aeon runs into trouble on a night mission.\\nStick Figure Theaters: The Night of the Living Dead and the Crash of the Hindenburg.\\nDangwoods: Dwade get's caught up in bad dreams.\\nAeon Flux: Aeon must save a harbor from sinking.\\nCrazy Daisy Ed: Ed rips on his friends landlord.\\nBig City: Music video of African-American life.\\nOne Less Ant: A boy discovers how bad an ant can feel.\\nAeon Flux: It's WAR! Aeon dies quickly, but it is lengthy.\\nRaisen: Watch as Hamilton pulls a Malade out of a hat.\\nThe only shorts I feel that shouldn't be included is Dangwoods and Big City, because they are too long and not really entertaining. I love Aeon Flux, Crazy Daisy Ed and Stick Figure Theater as they are very original. Overall, worth the bucks, but I wish there was more on here.\",\n \"Product: Aeon Flux - Mission Infinite [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The best animated series made in the US\\n\\nReview: Created by the brilliant mind of Peter Chung, Aeon Flux is easily one of the best American animated shows of the 20th Century. The first episode focuses on a species that has the ability to erase all memory. While Aeon deals with her nude pictures of her and Trevor, Aeon trys to help victims of the species. Aeon encounters a man who was affrected by this species who is trying to extince them all. After some chasing around and finding out some secrets, the man Aeon was trying to help loses his memory forever. In the second episode, Aeon and Trevor are bouth after a lab that contains a chemical for world wide happiness. This however leads to Aeon finding a mutant baby that plays with peoples minds. This leads Aeon into a new world. In the last episode, Trevor attempts to kill off half the human population in order to evolve into a species with no orafices. That episode was propably the best one. One thing very keen about the show is that the plot moves either extremly fast or extremly slow. Either way, the three episodes on here are exelelnt, easily worth buying.\",\n \"Product: VHS Tape\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Golgo 13's weird uncle\\n\\nReview: For a movie made in 1990, its pretty damn good. My favorite part is when Joe's partner blows the wall open and comes in shooting. The music is classic 80's rock which is really great if you have a sweettooth for classic rock. Everytime Joe protects a different women. This time its a piano player. Out of all the women Joe protects, this has to be the worst drawn one ever. But no matter. There is still the great stuff you love about City Hunter in .357 Magnum. Joe's cool car, great action and the infamous Big Mallet which Joe encounters everytime. Ha ha ha. With comedy and action, this is an anime that would make the directors of Miami Vice proud.\",\n \"Product: 1996 anime featuring a female warrior named Kotetsu. Features punk zombies, tree nymphs and a strange magician.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Everything you could want in an anime.\\n\\nReview: If you put Rurouni Kenshin, Tenchi Muyo, Blue Seed and Ranma 1\\\\2 together you who'd come up with this. The story follows Linn, a girl who has been training in Kyoto, who is trying to find her brother in Tokyo. She is soon in danger when rival syndicates that have the power of special creatures in their power try to stop her and the women who is protecting Linn. The head at all this is a chuby nerd. At first, this guy is Linn's enemy, but (like in Blue Seed) Linn soon takes an interest in Linn. This series isn't a hentai, but it does come pretty close to it with the women spending more than half the show with their clothes off. But this anime has everything. Political compition between sydicates, super powered warriors, samurai style action, bethroom and spa humor. Oh, and you know how anime character's nose bleeds? Well, lets just say the guy who's in love with Linn spouts blood like a fountain. The nudity is on a level of Ranma 1\\\\2 and Tenchi Muyo. Thankfuly, the nudity isn't as gross as Photon (Ick!) and nor is there any sick seductions (atleast fully achieved) like in Maze. You should be aware that this is not an anime title for those who dislike nudity in their anime. This is for those who liked watching Those Who Hunt Elves and Ranma 1\\\\2. By all means, by the subtitled version. The dubbed version can't match up to how well this anime is done. Now lets talk about the show: After Linn goes home with her guardian, she goes and takes a bath. However, that chuby nerd and his own personally made clone of Linn's guardian have other plans. After the clone comes in and ties the real guardian up in green stuff, she goes into the bathroom and gets in the bath with Linn. The clone tries to drown her, but Linn isn't that helpless. A brilliant battle ensues and even more stuff happens as a special super powered human from the syndicate to wipe out both the nerd and Linn. Linn ends up giving the assassian a brutal beating and she gets away. In the next episode, Linn and her guardian go to a spa where they happen to meet the nerd again. This episode discusses more of Linn's relationship to the nerd, which is knida sweet until the same thing happens as the last episode, except this time, the nerd is the victim. A clone of Linn seduces the guy and then Linn fights her again. Pretty sweet. The music is old style Japanese. Overall, this might not be for everyone so rent it first and see if you are one of the many people that enjoy this.\",\n \"Product: Meet the crew of the spaceship Bebop. In a futuristic society, they act as bounty hunters going after the most dangerous criminals. Spike Spiegel appreciates the finer things in life, like good jazz and Bruce Lee films. His partner, Jet Black, is a cyborg who's a former cop. And in this first volume, viewers are also introduced to the sultry Faye, a woman who can definitely take care of herself. And then there's Ein?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The best chase scenes you will ever see.\\n\\nReview: Spike and Jet are just two cowboys who aren't as good as others. In our first fantastic episode, we find a conspiracy involving Red Eyes (or Bloody Eyes. Damn dubbing writers). The theme of it is that of Tiawana. The chase scenes and action was on a very high level and it nevers slows down. In the next episode, we meet Ein. A cute and cuddly Welsh Corgi. Well, atleast to Jet. On the black market hes only worth 2 woolongs, but for some reason its worth a lot to some scientist and a huge guy with cool afro. The most fun you will have with this tape is during the chase scenes which are toned to great music of saxaphone, drums and any other instuments you can think of. The dub is done extremely well. Overall, if you have to get one tape from the Bebop series, get this one. It has the most action, the most chase scenes and beautiful camera work. There is no reason not to see this one. Buy it now.\",\n \"Product: Columnist, author, photographer, guide and recognized fly tying authority is your guide through learning the intricate and delicate techniques of tying a variety of very effective flies. Not only do you learn to tie the specific patterns in these tapes, but the techniques, style and tricks that you encounter with these flies can be applied to many other patterns. Dick's Conglomerate Canadian Black Dose Silver Doctor Green Highlander General Practitioner Allie's Shrimp Winter's Hope\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the few great Lupin features\\n\\nReview: After watching Secret of Twilight Gemini, I thought that this was a trend Lupin TV specials would be following. Boy, was I wrong. Harimao's Treasure is one of the funnest Lupin features I've seen since Castle of Cagliostro.\\nThe story has Lupin and the gang off on a treasure hunt for the hidden treasure of Harimao, a renegade of World War 2. Lupin, Jigen and Goemon go searching for the three statues to open it while Fujiko gets some info on the treasure from the owner of the British spy mueseum, accompanied by his grandaughter. These two groups eventually cooperate to find the treasure. Add in some Neo Nazis and you've got one heck of an adventure.\\nThe film, in my opinion, was pretty good. It's directed by Osamu Dezaki (Black Jack) and it really shows if you're familiar with his other work. Unlike some of the other features, Lupin's love-interest in this film is one that doesn't quite like him, which makes for some fun antics. One of the funniest gags in this film is that poor Zenigata never actually gets a chance to eat his ramen. That really helps the story.\\nThe music reminded me a lot of the original series. Most of the music in the film is dead on in comparison to original series making it all the more appealing to older fans. Goemon doesn't get as much screen time, but he does manage to impress Lupin a couple of times throughout the feature. Fujiko isn't quite as kick-butt in this feature, but that doesn't mean she isn't willing to take some matters into her own hands. Animation-wise, the film is above average when compared to Gemini, so fans should be happy with that.\\nThe extras aren't really anything special. Just bios on the characters and English voice actors. The menus work perfectly, but the text is so tiny and blurry, you might not even know what your selecting. The packaging is pretty cool and also includes in insert.\\nOverall, Harimao is a great film I would recommend to World War 2 fans, Bond fans, Dezaki fans and Lupin fans in general. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: While Heero and Quatre wage their battles on the ground, the other Gundam pilots remain in space. Duo must take the offensive while piloting an incomplete Gundam Deathscythe into battle. Back on Earth, Zechs continues his crusade to destroy the Romefeller's Mobile Dolls. The Treize Faction faces near destruction at the hands of the Romefeller Foundation, while Heero must head alone towards the battlefield and with him, the destructive power of a new Gundam is leashed... DVD features: Interactive menus, Dolby Digital audio, bilingual format (Japanese/English) with English subtitles, extras - character/Gundam information. As seen on the Cartoon Network! Hit series backed by extensive licensing - including Toys and models by Bandai!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Gundam pilots make their return\\n\\nReview: In these five episodes, the Gundam pilots make their return after the Lunar Base incident. In episode 35, Heero and Quatre become students at the Sanc Kingdom. It is there that Heero reaquires his Gundam 01 and meets the war crazed Dorthy Catalonia. Soon, the remaining members of the Treize faction are taken in by the Sanc Kingdom as refugees, but Romefeller refuses this. While trying to destroy the Treize faction, Noin mobilizes the secret white Torus units to assist. In episode 36, Duo is hiding out in a colony with Hilde only to be welcomed by Trent with the Wing Zero. Duo is forced to pilot the Wing Zero and is overcommed by the Zero system. When Romefeller comes to stop this test, Trent throws Duo out and destroys the attacking mobile dolls. Duo heads back to kill Trent with 02 and ens up sending Trent drifting in space. In episode 37, Zechs attacks the mobile dolls headed for Luxemburg while Heero heads off there as well. In episode 38, while the Trieze faction fights off Romefeller, Trieze gives Heero the speical Gundam, Epyon. The Epyon has been equiped with a speical Zero system on it. Meanwhile, Trieze abandons the Talgese in the middle of a battle and switches over to the Wing Zero. In episode 39, Trowa is found by Katherine and Wu Fei is now infuriated with rage after seeing his colony destroyed. Zechs trys to ally himself with Wu Fei, but to no prevail. The disc menu is setup like the Wing Zero system. The only extra is the Epyon gallery and bio along with trailers. There is a nice trailer for Gundam 0079 I should add. The Japanese language is somewhat better than the English version which sounds ok, but gets a little boring. One thing I hate is that I'll have to wait for Operation 8 in order to see the second opening. Even though the main menu features it. Overall, a very entertaining disc that makes me want to buy the next volume so fast.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":22,"string":"22"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":191,"string":"191"}}},{"rowIdx":192,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3LIWTQDSQ5UOO"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"More buoyant 'n' bolder 2004 album from the besuited New York brooding rock boys! Includes \"Slow Hands\" and \"Evil\".\". The summary of the review text is \"Favorite New York Band lightens their tone\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Even though Interpol's 2001 release, \"Turn On the Bright Lights,\" was brilliant, it had some of the most grating and cruel lyrics I'd ever heard. It's hard to listen to a song about a friend who likes to carve people up, or an outcast girl who was the Paul Bank's catatonic sex toy (weird).\n\nThankfully, Interpol always has room to improve, and their second album is a wonder. \"Antics\" is one of the most memorable albums of the decade, featuring excellent songs of love for girls who just haven't been looking in Bank's direction. Since Interpol's sound is based on the dark band Joy Division, there are many, many dark songs about sex and public prostitutes, such as \"NARC\" and \"Take You On a Cruise.\" And Banks' need for vengeance against the hollow romance of unfaithful lovers really shines in the upbeat neo-punk song \"Slow Hands.\" He really shows his insight with lyrics of anger against pole dancers, such as \"We slow hands/killer for hire/you know not yourself.\" While it's not the biggest show of angst, especially in comparison to Nirvana, Banks' lyrics are much more interesting in this album than \"Turn On the Bright Lights.\"\n\nMore importantly, Interpol is also showing a more political side in their songs, especially with the song \"Not Even Jail.\" The drums really plod on a cool disco beat surrounded by deafening guitars, as Banks sings about criminals who make promises not to do wrong in the face of the uncompromising police.\n\nMost notable, however, is Interpol's first switch to try to write songs about healthier love relationships. \"C'mere\" is one of the most beautiful and upbeat neo-punk rock songs about love. There's something romantic about Banks' when he sings \"It's way too late to be this locked inside ourselves/The trouble is that you're in love with someone else/It should be me/Oh, it should be me\".\n\nAnd Interpol is starting to show insight in their analysis of failed love. Banks' last song, \"A Time To Be So Small,\" is a song about girls who long for parents who died. Perhaps Interpol really wants to tell people to seek to find more realistic relationships with this album. Their craftsmanship is improving steadily, and this album proves that they are one of the more intriguing New York bands around."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Even though Interpol's 2001 release, \"Turn On the Bright Lights,\" was brilliant, it had some of the most grating and cruel lyrics I'd ever heard. It's hard to listen to a song about a friend who likes to carve people up, or an outcast girl who was the Paul Bank's catatonic sex toy (weird).\n\nThankfully, Interpol always has room to improve, and their second album is a wonder. \"Antics\" is one of the most memorable albums of the decade, featuring excellent songs of love for girls who just haven't been looking in Bank's direction. Since Interpol's sound is based on the dark band Joy Division, there are many, many dark songs about sex and public prostitutes, such as \"NARC\" and \"Take You On a Cruise.\" And Banks' need for vengeance against the hollow romance of unfaithful lovers really shines in the upbeat neo-punk song \"Slow Hands.\" He really shows his insight with lyrics of anger against pole dancers, such as \"We slow hands/killer for hire/you know not yourself.\" While it's not the biggest show of angst, especially in comparison to Nirvana, Banks' lyrics are much more interesting in this album than \"Turn On the Bright Lights.\"\n\nMore importantly, Interpol is also showing a more political side in their songs, especially with the song \"Not Even Jail.\" The drums really plod on a cool disco beat surrounded by deafening guitars, as Banks sings about criminals who make promises not to do wrong in the face of the uncompromising police.\n\nMost notable, however, is Interpol's first switch to try to write songs about healthier love relationships. \"C'mere\" is one of the most beautiful and upbeat neo-punk rock songs about love. There's something romantic about Banks' when he sings \"It's way too late to be this locked inside ourselves/The trouble is that you're in love with someone else/It should be me/Oh, it should be me\".\n\nAnd Interpol is starting to show insight in their analysis of failed love. Banks' last song, \"A Time To Be So Small,\" is a song about girls who long for parents who died. Perhaps Interpol really wants to tell people to seek to find more realistic relationships with this album. Their craftsmanship is improving steadily, and this album proves that they are one of the more intriguing New York bands around."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The second game in the popular court room battle series from Japan introduces four new cases featuring new characters plot twists and gameplay features. Players resume the role of Phoenix Wright a defence attorney who must prove his client s innocence against the toughest of odds and most ruthless of adversaries. Players must exercise their legal prowess as they collect evidence examine witnesses analyse testimonies and seek the truth to ensure that justice prevails. The game is characterised by its memorable characters engaging storylines and unique gameplay format all presented in a comical anime style.Features:Play from the first person perspective through four shocking new casesTwo distinct gameplay segments:- Investigation phase survey crime scenes interview witnesses and gather evidence that will be used in court- Court phase present findings from the investigation to support your case listen to testimonies examine witnesses and determine what is fact from fiction so you can prove your client s innocenceNew Psyche-Lock feature some witnesses may be keeping the truth under tight lock and key (aka the Psyche-Lock state) so in order to break them down successfully open up their Psyche- Locks with a series of correct questions or catch them on their inconsistent testimonyNew life bar represents Phoenix s status in court by presenting incorrect evidence or following misguided attempts to break Psyche Locks Phoenix s life bar will go down; the only way to regain this stat is to successfully open a witness s Psyche-LockUse the DS touch screen to navigate the game s interface and become deeply involved in court room proceedings by using the microphone to yell Objection Take that and more!Colourful cast of characters include both new and familiar facesFormat: NINTENDO DS Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE UPC: 013388320066 Manufacturer No: 32006\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wright returns with a sense of wright justice!\n\nReview: While some gamers may be frustrated with the second Phoenix Wright's gameplay, the game's story really defines the power of visual novels.\n\nAs Phoenix Wright fans remember, Wright's sidekick, Maya Fey, left for a spiritual retreat into the mountains. \"Justice for All\" picks up where the story left off, with Maya scheduled to perform a spiritual channeling with Wright's client, Dr. Grey. But as one might imagine, things go wrong. Dr. Grey gets murdered, and Maya is suspected to be the killer. Wright once again has to defend Maya.\n\nAlthough this is a sequel to the original \"Phoenix Wright,\" players can still play this game without having played the original. The first case on this game is a brief introduction to the gameplay system, in which players must cross-examine witnesses to the crime and declare objections when they find something in their testimony that doesn't match the prosecution's arguments.\n\nStill, it really is better for fans to play the original game before the sequel. Some of the long-time favorite characters from the first Phoenix Wright game appear for some even bigger crack-up jokes in the fourth case, and most newbies won't pick up on all the gags.\n\nAlthough all four cases in \"Justice for All\" are top-notch, the fourth case really has one of the best stories I've ever seen in a visual novel game. The case features a villain so diabolically evil that he really puts the main character's stable life into complete jeopardy. It's a fantastic, emotionally wrenching final case that really taxes on people who try to solve it.\n\nWith so many great features in the game, there is only one thing that gamers didn't quite enjoy--the Psyche-lock system. New to the Phoenix Wright series, there are certain points in the game in which Phoenix Wright has to interrogate witnesses when they are lying. In order to clear up certain contradictions with witnesses' accounts, Wright has to show the proper evidence to the witness to \"unlock\" their Psyche-lock so that they can give an accurate account to Wright.\n\nHowever, if a player makes a mistake, they lose health. The trouble with the game is that if a player loses too much health, they will have to go through the trial without losing health. If health runs down to zero percent, the game will end. And witnesses often have multiple Psyche-locks, leaving Wright to endure the grueling feat of unlocking all the locks with all the evidence he can get.\n\nBut as I said, the ending is definitely worth the effort. The story of \"Justice for All\" is one of best I've ever read. If anyone finds it in a used game shop, they should look into buying \"Justice for All\" for one of the most dramatic and earth-shattering plots in a video game.","Product: Fill in squares using simple hints to reveal the hidden picture. You'll need both puzzle-solving skills and creativity to earn your picture reward.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Worthwhile game for a quiet puzzle gamer\n\nReview: I confess that I'm not much into puzzle games, unless I'm playing a flashy combo-crazy game like \"Tetris Attack\" or \"Meteos.\"\n\nWhile \"Picross DS\" is not too flashy, it is a nice diversion from the typical snazzy sound effects-laden games.\n\nIn case anyone hasn't heard about it, Picross is a simple game in which players fill in a little picture based on the numbers on the border of a square grid. For example, if there is a number 5 on the column or row of a 5x5 square, the player would fill in five squares in that column or row. However, if there is a 22 on the row or column, the player would fill in the first two squares and the last two squares.\n\nAnyhow, it's a fun game to play, just for the simple pleasure of drawing pictures in a puzzle. Some of the 15x15 squares may take a few more minutes to finish, but \"Picross DS\" is a refreshing challenge. And with an internet router, players can download puzzles off of the Internet.\n\nThe only big complaint about this game is that there isn't much of an incentive to continue playing for the sake of making nice pictures. Sure, the animated picross picture at the end looks really cute, but there aren't any especially stunning picross pictures available in the original game, unless one counts the bonus Mario pictures at the end of the game.\n\nAlso, the music sounds like cheap elevator music. After a certain point, most players will likely keep the music turned off in the game.\n\nHowever, the game also offers different types of Picross grids with their own unique look and sound effects. For example, some stages look like a grass lawn or an ocean. It's a cheesy, but beautiful-looking change from typical pencil and paper Picross.\n\nOverall, \"Picross DS\" is a fun diversion from the typical run-and-gun shooters and action games. However, keep in mind that it is very time-consuming.","Product: A brand new chapter of Persona 3 featuring 30 plus hours of gameplay and an enhanced version of the original game loaded with new content and features, Persona 3 FES is the comprehensive version of one of the most acclaimed RPG's of 2007. Over 120 plus hours of total combined gameplay, numerous additions and enhancements, and critically-acclaimed game and art design.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crawling through dungeons in high school\n\nReview: \"Persona 3 FES\" soups up science fiction with high school life in one of the most addicting RPGs ever made.\n\nFor a game, \"Persona 3\" is hardly the usual role-playing routine. Players take control of a high school boy who must balance his high school life with his other job as a shadow hunter. Unlike other RPGs, you actually \"live\" out your life in school by making decisions, studying for tests and socializing with other characters.\n\nAt first, it seems like a joke. You shop for weapons at the police department and healing items at the pharmacy. You can play arcade games in the mall to increase your charm and courage meters. However, this simulation is exactly what makes \"Persona 3\" an epic experience based on the pressure of high school life. Your social relationships actually build the power of the Personas, the guardian spirits you summon in battle.\n\nThis also ties in seamlessly with the dark, animated sequences in the game. You plays as a teenage boy who sees floating coffins on the way to his dorm. When he first arrives, a frightening girl reaches for a pistol. After a few days, black spider-like monsters attack his dorm.\n\nHowever, he learns how to defend himself with a sword and a special pistol called an Evoker. By shooting himself in the head with the Evoker, he releases a Persona to defend himself from enemies. He learns from his roommates that he was chosen to lead them to explore a dungeon in an alternate world, known as Tartarus.\n\nAnyone would get disturbed from watching these kids shoot themselves in the head so many times. Fortunately, most gamers will accept the gun-to-the-head visual as a gimmick to make the game look grim and dark. The motion is solely to summon monsters out of the person's head, like a spiritual device.\n\nThe fighting system is surprisingly simple and easy to learn. Players will choose the actions for their main character in a turn-based game, where players can easily see the order in which monsters will attack. The game visuals might bore gamers with randomly-generated dungeons that feature the same dull environments that appear on each section of Tartarus. The dungeon music also can grate on people's nerves, with a lame soundtrack consisting of piano chords and Halloween drum machines. Even the different music tracks loop repetitiously.\n\nIn spite of these flaws, the game is a surprisingly deep experience, focusing more on the characters' life outside of dungeon-crawling. By socializing with other classmates and friends, the main character can \"max out\" their social links so that they can summon the most powerful Personas in the game.\n\nThe FES edition adds even more features. Players can fulfill tasks given to them by Elizabeth, one of the supporting characters in the game. Elizabeth will reward players with extra items, including the special suit items that change their character's appearance in battle and inside the dungeon. Experts of \"Persona 3\" can also challenge themselves with the hard mode, or they can play the new chapter, \"The Answer,\" after beating the main game.\n\nThis is one of the best JRPGs of the decade. It literally reaches above and beyond the limitations of the \"Final Fantasy\" games with a high school environment and an eclectic blend of anime and J-pop. The game is hard to find nowadays, but it's still worth every penny.","Product: Sonic and his friends have banded together with leading RPG developer BioWare to create a stylish blend of strategy and speed for Sonic’s first RPG, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. Exclusively for the Nintendo DS, Sonic Chronicles mixes a rich story, hand-painted visuals, fast-paced team combat, and wireless collectible trading into a uniquely compelling adventure. Rhythmically tapping and dragging with the stylus in Sonic-style battles, players can level up and use Rings to buy new special attacks as they progress through 20 different and beautifully hand-drawn areas including new and classic Sonic locales. With an engaging storyline, lightning fast attacks, high production values, and impeccable visuals, Sonic Chronicles allows gamers to experience Sonic in a whole new way. Online Trading and Collecting: Collect several types of artificial Chao lifeforms, each with varying power-ups and abilities that help in combat and elsewhere. Players can exchange their Chao with friends via local wireless play. New Party System Gameplay: Sonic Chronicles introduces the “party system” for diverse team tactics using each of the 11 playable character’s unique and customizable skills and powers.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cheaply produced Sonic fun\n\nReview: Despite the campy quality of some of the graphics and music, \"Sonic Chronicles\" is an enjoyable gem of an RPG.\n\nTo tell the truth, there are many reasons to not like this game. The 3-D cutscene animation is generic and shoddy. The world map music sounds like ancient 1980s Game Boy music. The sound cuts off and sometimes skips in certain sequences. There's not even enough rings on the map screen to pay for accessories and items.\n\nYet, there are also many reasons to keep playing \"Sonic Chronicles.\" For starters, exploring the overworld is ridiculously fun. Each character has a special ability to get through certain obstacles or climb surfaces. The challenge is finding which combination or characters to bring, so that they can get all the rings , like a and eggs.\n\nThe other half of the fun is in the battles themselves. Whenever your band of merry animals confronts a monster, they fight in a goofy \"Elite Beat Agents\" style battle. Special moves require players to rhythmically tap on circles on the screen and follow the drag marks. It's actually a challenge to cast the recovery spell by dragging on the guide lines on screen. The hot rave and rock music in the background only contribute to the hip fight atmosphere.\n\nTrue, the pop culture RPG was executed with much more style and finesse in \"The World Ends With You.\" However, \"Sonic Chronicles\" still has an undeniable amount of excitement. People will definitely want to keep leveling up their characters with the cool battle system, or search through every nook and cranny of the vast world map for goodies.\n\nStill, you can tell that Sega hasn't been thinking much about the Sonic games, based on the poor quality development in this RPG. The cheap MIDI music on the map screen sounds very dull and uninspired. Sometimes the characters attack monsters that are already defeated.\n\nEven the story sounds terrible. Imagine, the world is once again in chaos, but Dr. Robotnik is not the enemy. No, it's actually the Marauders, who stole his old robots to use for evil. And guess what--these Marauders were one of the ancient echidna clans expelled from the world by Knuckles' own clan.\n\nIt all makes very little sense. However, it doesn't keep this game from playing like an incredibly enjoyable RPG game. True, the graphics and sound could have been revamped by the development team, Bioware. However, the team does a great job in revamping the classic RPG with complex gameplay. Compared to all the inferior 3D platformers by Sonic Team, this is one of the better Sonic games.","Product: A brand new chapter of Persona 3 featuring 30 plus hours of gameplay and an enhanced version of the original game loaded with new content and features, Persona 3 FES is the comprehensive version of one of the most acclaimed RPG's of 2007. Over 120 plus hours of total combined gameplay, numerous additions and enhancements, and critically-acclaimed game and art design.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crawling through dungeons in high school\n\nReview: \"Persona 3 FES\" soups up science fiction with high school life in one of the most addicting RPGs ever made.\n\nFor a game, \"Persona 3\" is hardly the usual role-playing routine. Players take control of a high school boy who must balance his high school life with his other job as a shadow hunter. Unlike other RPGs, you actually \"live\" out your life in school by making decisions, studying for tests and socializing with other characters.\n\nAt first, it seems like a joke. You shop for weapons at the police department and healing items at the pharmacy. You can play arcade games in the mall to increase your charm and courage meters. However, this simulation is exactly what makes \"Persona 3\" an epic experience based on the pressure of high school life. Your social relationships actually build the power of the Personas, the guardian spirits you summon in battle.\n\nThis also ties in seamlessly with the dark, animated sequences in the game. You plays as a teenage boy who sees floating coffins on the way to his dorm. When he first arrives, a frightening girl reaches for a pistol. After a few days, black spider-like monsters attack his dorm.\n\nHowever, he learns how to defend himself with a sword and a special pistol called an Evoker. By shooting himself in the head with the Evoker, he releases a Persona to defend himself from enemies. He learns from his roommates that he was chosen to lead them to explore a dungeon in an alternate world, known as Tartarus.\n\nAnyone would get disturbed from watching these kids shoot themselves in the head so many times. Fortunately, most gamers will accept the gun-to-the-head visual as a gimmick to make the game look grim and dark. The motion is solely to summon monsters out of the person's head, like a spiritual device.\n\nThe fighting system is surprisingly simple and easy to learn. Players will choose the actions for their main character in a turn-based game, where players can easily see the order in which monsters will attack. The game visuals might bore gamers with randomly-generated dungeons that feature the same dull environments that appear on each section of Tartarus. The dungeon music also can grate on people's nerves, with a lame soundtrack consisting of piano chords and Halloween drum machines. Even the different music tracks loop repetitiously.\n\nIn spite of these flaws, the game is a surprisingly deep experience, focusing more on the characters' life outside of dungeon-crawling. By socializing with other classmates and friends, the main character can \"max out\" their social links so that they can summon the most powerful Personas in the game.\n\nThe FES edition adds even more features. Players can fulfill tasks given to them by Elizabeth, one of the supporting characters in the game. Elizabeth will reward players with extra items, including the special suit items that change their character's appearance in battle and inside the dungeon. Experts of \"Persona 3\" can also challenge themselves with the hard mode, or they can play the new chapter, \"The Answer,\" after beating the main game.\n\nThis is one of the best JRPGs of the decade. It literally reaches above and beyond the limitations of the \"Final Fantasy\" games with a high school environment and an eclectic blend of anime and J-pop. The game is hard to find nowadays, but it's still worth every penny.","Product: Sonic and his friends have banded together with leading RPG developer BioWare to create a stylish blend of strategy and speed for Sonic’s first RPG, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. Exclusively for the Nintendo DS, Sonic Chronicles mixes a rich story, hand-painted visuals, fast-paced team combat, and wireless collectible trading into a uniquely compelling adventure. Rhythmically tapping and dragging with the stylus in Sonic-style battles, players can level up and use Rings to buy new special attacks as they progress through 20 different and beautifully hand-drawn areas including new and classic Sonic locales. With an engaging storyline, lightning fast attacks, high production values, and impeccable visuals, Sonic Chronicles allows gamers to experience Sonic in a whole new way. Online Trading and Collecting: Collect several types of artificial Chao lifeforms, each with varying power-ups and abilities that help in combat and elsewhere. Players can exchange their Chao with friends via local wireless play. New Party System Gameplay: Sonic Chronicles introduces the “party system” for diverse team tactics using each of the 11 playable character’s unique and customizable skills and powers.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cheaply produced Sonic fun\n\nReview: Despite the campy quality of some of the graphics and music, \"Sonic Chronicles\" is an enjoyable gem of an RPG.\n\nTo tell the truth, there are many reasons to not like this game. The 3-D cutscene animation is generic and shoddy. The world map music sounds like ancient 1980s Game Boy music. The sound cuts off and sometimes skips in certain sequences. There's not even enough rings on the map screen to pay for accessories and items.\n\nYet, there are also many reasons to keep playing \"Sonic Chronicles.\" For starters, exploring the overworld is ridiculously fun. Each character has a special ability to get through certain obstacles or climb surfaces. The challenge is finding which combination or characters to bring, so that they can get all the rings , like a and eggs.\n\nThe other half of the fun is in the battles themselves. Whenever your band of merry animals confronts a monster, they fight in a goofy \"Elite Beat Agents\" style battle. Special moves require players to rhythmically tap on circles on the screen and follow the drag marks. It's actually a challenge to cast the recovery spell by dragging on the guide lines on screen. The hot rave and rock music in the background only contribute to the hip fight atmosphere.\n\nTrue, the pop culture RPG was executed with much more style and finesse in \"The World Ends With You.\" However, \"Sonic Chronicles\" still has an undeniable amount of excitement. People will definitely want to keep leveling up their characters with the cool battle system, or search through every nook and cranny of the vast world map for goodies.\n\nStill, you can tell that Sega hasn't been thinking much about the Sonic games, based on the poor quality development in this RPG. The cheap MIDI music on the map screen sounds very dull and uninspired. Sometimes the characters attack monsters that are already defeated.\n\nEven the story sounds terrible. Imagine, the world is once again in chaos, but Dr. Robotnik is not the enemy. No, it's actually the Marauders, who stole his old robots to use for evil. And guess what--these Marauders were one of the ancient echidna clans expelled from the world by Knuckles' own clan.\n\nIt all makes very little sense. However, it doesn't keep this game from playing like an incredibly enjoyable RPG game. True, the graphics and sound could have been revamped by the development team, Bioware. However, the team does a great job in revamping the classic RPG with complex gameplay. Compared to all the inferior 3D platformers by Sonic Team, this is one of the better Sonic games.","Product: We're all connected... The world around us, made of people, tactile sensation, and culture has begun to blur with the wired wold inside the computer, of images, personalities, virtual experiences. The day after a classmate commits suicide, Lain, a thirteen year-old girl, discovers how closely the two worlds are linked when she receives an e-mail from the dead girl: \"I just abandoned my body. I still live here...\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Welcome to the Wired\n\nReview: For anyone who loves Hitchcock films or cyper-punk movies like \"Blade Runner\", Serial Experiments Lain might be for you. However, you should be aware that some people still don't understand Lain's powers or how the \"god of the wired\" fits into anything at all. Be prepared to watch this series multiple times to understand it.\n\nBut this is an important anime about religion and the truth. Lain is a girl in her early teens who sees strange images. Images blur into child-like sketches. Steam floats out of her hands into a mysterious web over her in the classroom. Her friend, Chisa Yomoda, dropped off a building and died. Yet, she still sent an e-mail that said that she hadn't died. She merely lost her body in order to integrate herself into the wired world (the internet).\n\nLain discovers that she is a powerful girl, capable of transfiguring the real world via her mind. Although the series doesn't specify how she can do it, her mind is capable of changing events in the real world from her consciousness in the wired. She also learns that other people are using the wired to kill girls and boys with games and programs. This group of technology freaks is known as Knights. The Knights are led by an old scientist who committed suicide to integrate himself as the god of the wired.\n\nIf this sounds twisted and confusing to you, don't worry. This series, by design, is meant to confuse people at first. The language can also confound people who aren't into technology, because the characters talk about \"databases\", \"protocols\", and fancy processors and data compressers. However, for anyone who is willing to watch this series multiple times, they will see that Lain is a small girl who is willing to do anything to stop the Knights and destroy any bad memories of herself from her friends.\n\nI believe that this is one of the most important anime series of all time, and one of my absolute favorites. \"Serial Experiments Lain\" forces people to think about how the world of the internet can nearly take over our own lives. Do you feel like the internet is your only release from social pressures in the real world? If so, \"Serial Experiments Lain\" might be the cure for you.","Product: In the year 2029, the ruling super-computer, Skynet, sends an indestructible cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) back in time to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) before she can fulfill her destiny and save mankind.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Terminator for the sci-fi action fanatic\n\nReview: For those who haven't seen it yet, the first Terminator movie is an awesome thriller about a rampant cyborg sent to terminate Sarah Conner.\n\nIt's a classic movie story that so many people remember. A mysterious cyborg is sent 40 years into the past to kill Sarah Conner. Sarah is the mother of John Conner, the future leader of humans who would lead the revolution against the evil robot empire of DynaNet in the future. Kyle, one of the revolution soldiers, is sent 40 years in the past to protect Sarah.\n\nIt's an awfully simple plot, and the Terminator, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is a mindless killing machine who can smash his hands through windows, crush bones and shoot shotguns and machine-guns from motorcycles. \"The Terminator\" is pretty intense, with guns and explosions peppered through the movie.\n\nThis is a memorable film for Sarah Conner actor Linda Hamilton, who would later play the futuristic law enforcer, Robocop. And the love story is surprisingly compassionate. While we've all seen the masochistic male terrorist with weapons of mass destruction many times before, this is one of the first films in which the heavy-duty robotics to help humans in the post-modern world turns against humans to apparently start a wicked apocalypse.\n\nMichael Biehn also does a splendid job as Kyle Reese, the no-holds-barred guy who provides most of the dialogue. Ladies will no doubt swoon when they see his steamy sex scene with Sarah. And his flashbacks (or flash forwards?) of his life in the future are pretty dramatic, portraying a post-war slum world of burning oil drums, filthy streets and starving humans.\n\nOf course, director James Cameron was probably better known for that film with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the one of the corniest romances ever made in the history of cinema. But \"The Terminator\" was a great start, with minimalist special effects and hard-hitting drama. And yes, the animatronic robot in the end sequence is somewhat primitive nowadays, but he still is pretty damn scary.","Product: From Shojo manga superstars Clamp comes an anime classic. 12 year old Misaki builds her own Angel, a robot competitor for the hit arcade game Angelic Layer. She soon begins winning battles where will and determination count far more than size and strenth. It's a heartwarming story with a message-and a great low price collection!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Angelic Layer - an Inspirational anime for everyone\n\nReview: Angelic Layer, is a masterpiece. It follows a similar structure to Pokemon, following Hasuka's rise to the top in the Angelic Layer tournament. The Angelic Layer is a virtual reality game where two players enter their angel dolls into a ring and using their minds to control the dolls to fight each other. With her Angel, Hikaru (Japanese for \"light\"), she fights to win the tournament. Her two friends support her, as well as contenders for the title who she defeated along the way.\n\nAngelic Layer, however, adds an excellent twist to the monster-fighting genre. Misaki and the other characters learned not just to compete, but to also enjoy the game and have fun. Rather than follow the typical shonen theme that the most powerful character may win, Misaki learns that will and determination leads to success. This is an extremely empowering series, where the characters learn to overcome their failures and work hard.\n\nAlong the way, the backstory on the origin of the game leads to an amazing scientific twist, in which the dolls were intended to be controlled as prosthetics for physically disabled people. Hasuka's missing mom also makes a compelling twist to the story, appearing only to watch her daughter play and never actually meeting her.\n\nThis series has amazing depth that the Pokemon series never reached. Angelic Layer is exciting, intense, and visually stunning. Studio \"Bones\" handled the animation, and the fluid, fast-paced fight sequences are amazingly entertaining. All the angel fighters have special abilities that make the fights more intense. I also appreciated that there was no gore and bloody to turn people off. This is a series for everyone.\n\nAlthough this series isn't the most popular anime in Japan, it should have been. This is one of the best series I have ever seen.","Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Let's Do the Time Warp Again\n\nReview: This is one of the best damn anime films ever made, if not the best.\n\nI haven't heard about Yasutaka Tsutsui's original novel on which this movie is based on. \"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\" is a prequel to the novel. But God, this is a masterpiece, with dazzling computer animation, backgrounds that even Makoto Shinkai couldn't handle and the most satisfying drama I've ever seen.\n\nThe anime involves Makoto Konno, a high school girl who is clumsier than ever. She hangs around, playing baseball with her buddies, studious Kosuke Tsuda and shaggy Chiaki Mamiya. One day, sneaking around a chemistry lab, she falls onto a seed. Little does she know that this seed has special abilities.\n\nOn her bicycle ride down a hill, a train is about to cross, and Makoto's wheels lock. Just when she gets hit, she ends up back on the top of the hill, before the train ever crossed. And she's still alive. When Makoto arrives to talk to her aunt about her mind-tripping experience, her aunt gives the suggestion that she went through a time delay. Her aunt says that some girls her age have the ability to jump to a different time when they least expect it. Is this just a coincidence?\n\nNo, it's not coincidence. In fact, in the middle of her time travels, this story turns into a heavily emotional romance. As much as Makoto wants to deny her feelings at first, she cannot help but admire the boy who also keeps her safe from danger. This is one of those films in which people cannot help but cry.\n\nBy the time viewers understand how Makoto's time traveling works, we can't help but wish that Chiaki would stick around a little longer, to help Makoto out. After all, they are extremely lovable as a couple, and they care for each other so deeply.\n\nBut even when we just think that Makoto will end up all alone, the director manages to slip in a great ending. This is one of those films that will cheer anyone up. The characters have such strong emotional bonds. And the use of time travel is mind tripping. Computer-generated images of LCD timers litter the time dimension through which Makoto heads into the past. The backgrounds are gorgeous.\n\nReally, there's almost no better romantic anime film than \"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.\" In fact, anyone can truly say that this is the best anime romance ever made. And Madhouse Studio does a magnificent job--probably the best in their company history.\n\nThis is a must-have film. Get it while Bandai Visual is still selling it. After all, with this recession, there's no telling when Bandai will go bankrupt.","Product: Deep within the Scub Coral Command Center, Renton is reunited with his long lost sister Diane. In a vast and mysterious library the origins of the Scub Coral and the history of mankind are revealed. Learning from the follies of the past can the two races create a future united? Dewey stands before the final precipices of his mad plan, prepared to destroy a world he has judged as beyond redemption. Using the suborbital super Weapon Oratorio #8 a hole is driven through the crust of the very world and Anemone is dispatched on one final mission. As The End descends upon the Command Cluster, Dominic follows through the rapidly closing hole in a desperate attempt to save not only the world, but the girl he loves.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The summer of love with mechs on surfboards\n\nReview: \"Eureka Seven\" is one of the most breathtaking mecha series, even if robot surfing seems a little too cheesy to take seriously.\n\nThe sport in this series is called lifting, a form a airboarding. It's all the rage. The main character of \"Eureka Seven,\" 14-year-old Renton Thurston, is hell-bent on become a great lifter, just like his idol, Holland Novak. But all his plans change when a cute blue-haired girl named Eureka crashes her LFO robot into his home. When enemy LFOs attack her robot, Renton is faced with daunting responsibility of saving the girl he loves.\n\nAfter the battle in the sky, Renton is greeted by Holland with an offer to come aboard his ship, the Gekkostate. This is an offer that Renton cannot refuse, and the start of his new adventures.\n\n\"Eureka Seven\" is a beautiful masterpiece of flashing colors, liquid-smooth fighting animation and romance. Although it opens like a simple romance, it develops into a hard-edged drama of humongous proportions. Gekkostate is at war with the United Federation Force over the fate of the world, and the battles are emotionally shattering.\n\nFor starters, Eureka is as emotionally detached as the Evangelion character, Rei Ayanami. She hides the crushing emotional guilt of killing innocent people. And as much as Holland hides the truth, Renton is bound to discover that Eureka is an emotionally depressed girl who is definitely out of this world. Literally.\n\nEureka and Renton express extreme angst throughout the series, but their relationship is very compassionate. There's plenty of sadness in the middle of this volume of the collection. However, the characters' constant struggle to help each other through the most difficult times is incredibly heartwarming.\n\n\"Eureka Seven\" is a series which I can never stop watching. Even when Holland's defensive hold on Eureka tends to overwhelm Gekkostate, Renton is a remarkable character who truly understands what is best for her.\n\nAlthough the release of the Complete Collection of Eureka Seven is far overdue, the drama and power of \"Eureka Seven\" is still unmatched. Get it now, while it's still cheap.","Product: Meet Konata, an athletic and intelligent girl too dedicated to her favorite primetime animes to excel in anything but otaku culture; Miyuki, the cute, bespectacled living example of moe with an encyclopedic knowledge of all subjects. Kagami, the bitter-sweet, tough but shy straight man to Konata's constant teasing and pranks, and her younger fraternal twin sister, Tsukasa, a kind but air-headed klutz. Witness this study in the human condition as our heroines explore the unexplored in questioning the ordinary!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Lucky Star Stumbles in Opening\n\nReview: I love Lucky Star as it progresses. Even though it starts off as a non sequitur anime of everyday jokes, it turns into a fascinating character study of the everyday lives of Japanese high school girls.\n\nHowever, it starts off rather slowly, with a couple of bland jokes about Japanese food and eating habits. Anime fans might get especially bored of the jokes about the right way to eat a chocolate cornett.\n\nBut as the series goes on, the anime and video game jokes start to take over. The main character, the blue-haired high-school girl Konata Izumi, is an MMORPG addict who just barely manages to get good enough grades. She just can't stop fantasizing her friends as her favorite anime character characters, and some of her bizarre fantasies make for some great parodies of Street Fighter II and other various video games and anime.\n\nKagami Hiragi, the genius of the four girls who hang out together, tries as hard as she can to get Konata to stop slacking off. But no matter how hard Konata struggles to do her work, she somehow ends up crawling back to her MMORPG for a long break.\n\nOf course, one also has to wonder why Konata is also into dating simulation games, many of which offer men sexual fantasies. Well, Konata's mother isn't around--she passed away. And her father likes playing them, so she got into them too. Konata and her friends have plenty of fun discussing whether an addiction to dating games is a healthy habit for Konata.\n\nAs one can see, this series is a zany mix of anime and video game jokes, some of which work and some of which shot over my head. However, whenever Konata and the gang pull off their dating game jokes, I can't help but laugh.\n\nProbably the best part of the series, however, is the Lucky Channel section at the end of each episode. Featuring the cute Akira Kogami and her male assistant, Minoru Shiraishi. They're supposed to give informative bios on the main characters, but somehow their conversations turn to Akira's grouchy rant over her miniscule salary and the awful life of a Japanese diva. Akira's attitude usually takes a complete 180, from cute to a grumpy, angry moper. Sometimes Minoru really has to tread lightly, or Akira will take her anger out on Minoru.\n\n\"Lucky Star\" has an especially large amount of extras. First, \"The Adventures of Minoru Shiraishi\" documents Minoru's journey around Japan, as he sings anime songs and dances in the most inconvenient places. His work is for an important cause, really! However, anime viewers won't get to see his ending credits performances until volume three of \"Lucky Star.\" Second, this DVD features an awesome karaoke version of the opening theme, with Japanese characters and everything.\n\nAll in all \"Lucky Star\" is a great slice-of-life series, as long as people don't get too turned off by the first few episodes. This series is best seen with Japanese subtitles, rather than the decent, but slightly subpar American dubs.","Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Let's Do the Time Warp Again\n\nReview: This is one of the best damn anime films ever made, if not the best.\n\nI haven't heard about Yasutaka Tsutsui's original novel on which this movie is based on. \"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\" is a prequel to the novel. But God, this is a masterpiece, with dazzling computer animation, backgrounds that even Makoto Shinkai couldn't handle and the most satisfying drama I've ever seen.\n\nThe anime involves Makoto Konno, a high school girl who is clumsier than ever. She hangs around, playing baseball with her buddies, studious Kosuke Tsuda and shaggy Chiaki Mamiya. One day, sneaking around a chemistry lab, she falls onto a seed. Little does she know that this seed has special abilities.\n\nOn her bicycle ride down a hill, a train is about to cross, and Makoto's wheels lock. Just when she gets hit, she ends up back on the top of the hill, before the train ever crossed. And she's still alive. When Makoto arrives to talk to her aunt about her mind-tripping experience, her aunt gives the suggestion that she went through a time delay. Her aunt says that some girls her age have the ability to jump to a different time when they least expect it. Is this just a coincidence?\n\nNo, it's not coincidence. In fact, in the middle of her time travels, this story turns into a heavily emotional romance. As much as Makoto wants to deny her feelings at first, she cannot help but admire the boy who also keeps her safe from danger. This is one of those films in which people cannot help but cry.\n\nBy the time viewers understand how Makoto's time traveling works, we can't help but wish that Chiaki would stick around a little longer, to help Makoto out. After all, they are extremely lovable as a couple, and they care for each other so deeply.\n\nBut even when we just think that Makoto will end up all alone, the director manages to slip in a great ending. This is one of those films that will cheer anyone up. The characters have such strong emotional bonds. And the use of time travel is mind tripping. Computer-generated images of LCD timers litter the time dimension through which Makoto heads into the past. The backgrounds are gorgeous.\n\nReally, there's almost no better romantic anime film than \"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.\" In fact, anyone can truly say that this is the best anime romance ever made. And Madhouse Studio does a magnificent job--probably the best in their company history.\n\nThis is a must-have film. Get it while Bandai Visual is still selling it. After all, with this recession, there's no telling when Bandai will go bankrupt.","Product: Deep within the Scub Coral Command Center, Renton is reunited with his long lost sister Diane. In a vast and mysterious library the origins of the Scub Coral and the history of mankind are revealed. Learning from the follies of the past can the two races create a future united? Dewey stands before the final precipices of his mad plan, prepared to destroy a world he has judged as beyond redemption. Using the suborbital super Weapon Oratorio #8 a hole is driven through the crust of the very world and Anemone is dispatched on one final mission. As The End descends upon the Command Cluster, Dominic follows through the rapidly closing hole in a desperate attempt to save not only the world, but the girl he loves.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The summer of love with mechs on surfboards\n\nReview: \"Eureka Seven\" is one of the most breathtaking mecha series, even if robot surfing seems a little too cheesy to take seriously.\n\nThe sport in this series is called lifting, a form a airboarding. It's all the rage. The main character of \"Eureka Seven,\" 14-year-old Renton Thurston, is hell-bent on become a great lifter, just like his idol, Holland Novak. But all his plans change when a cute blue-haired girl named Eureka crashes her LFO robot into his home. When enemy LFOs attack her robot, Renton is faced with daunting responsibility of saving the girl he loves.\n\nAfter the battle in the sky, Renton is greeted by Holland with an offer to come aboard his ship, the Gekkostate. This is an offer that Renton cannot refuse, and the start of his new adventures.\n\n\"Eureka Seven\" is a beautiful masterpiece of flashing colors, liquid-smooth fighting animation and romance. Although it opens like a simple romance, it develops into a hard-edged drama of humongous proportions. Gekkostate is at war with the United Federation Force over the fate of the world, and the battles are emotionally shattering.\n\nFor starters, Eureka is as emotionally detached as the Evangelion character, Rei Ayanami. She hides the crushing emotional guilt of killing innocent people. And as much as Holland hides the truth, Renton is bound to discover that Eureka is an emotionally depressed girl who is definitely out of this world. Literally.\n\nEureka and Renton express extreme angst throughout the series, but their relationship is very compassionate. There's plenty of sadness in the middle of this volume of the collection. However, the characters' constant struggle to help each other through the most difficult times is incredibly heartwarming.\n\n\"Eureka Seven\" is a series which I can never stop watching. Even when Holland's defensive hold on Eureka tends to overwhelm Gekkostate, Renton is a remarkable character who truly understands what is best for her.\n\nAlthough the release of the Complete Collection of Eureka Seven is far overdue, the drama and power of \"Eureka Seven\" is still unmatched. Get it now, while it's still cheap.","Product: Meet Konata, an athletic and intelligent girl too dedicated to her favorite primetime animes to excel in anything but otaku culture; Miyuki, the cute, bespectacled living example of moe with an encyclopedic knowledge of all subjects. Kagami, the bitter-sweet, tough but shy straight man to Konata's constant teasing and pranks, and her younger fraternal twin sister, Tsukasa, a kind but air-headed klutz. Witness this study in the human condition as our heroines explore the unexplored in questioning the ordinary!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Lucky Star Stumbles in Opening\n\nReview: I love Lucky Star as it progresses. Even though it starts off as a non sequitur anime of everyday jokes, it turns into a fascinating character study of the everyday lives of Japanese high school girls.\n\nHowever, it starts off rather slowly, with a couple of bland jokes about Japanese food and eating habits. Anime fans might get especially bored of the jokes about the right way to eat a chocolate cornett.\n\nBut as the series goes on, the anime and video game jokes start to take over. The main character, the blue-haired high-school girl Konata Izumi, is an MMORPG addict who just barely manages to get good enough grades. She just can't stop fantasizing her friends as her favorite anime character characters, and some of her bizarre fantasies make for some great parodies of Street Fighter II and other various video games and anime.\n\nKagami Hiragi, the genius of the four girls who hang out together, tries as hard as she can to get Konata to stop slacking off. But no matter how hard Konata struggles to do her work, she somehow ends up crawling back to her MMORPG for a long break.\n\nOf course, one also has to wonder why Konata is also into dating simulation games, many of which offer men sexual fantasies. Well, Konata's mother isn't around--she passed away. And her father likes playing them, so she got into them too. Konata and her friends have plenty of fun discussing whether an addiction to dating games is a healthy habit for Konata.\n\nAs one can see, this series is a zany mix of anime and video game jokes, some of which work and some of which shot over my head. However, whenever Konata and the gang pull off their dating game jokes, I can't help but laugh.\n\nProbably the best part of the series, however, is the Lucky Channel section at the end of each episode. Featuring the cute Akira Kogami and her male assistant, Minoru Shiraishi. They're supposed to give informative bios on the main characters, but somehow their conversations turn to Akira's grouchy rant over her miniscule salary and the awful life of a Japanese diva. Akira's attitude usually takes a complete 180, from cute to a grumpy, angry moper. Sometimes Minoru really has to tread lightly, or Akira will take her anger out on Minoru.\n\n\"Lucky Star\" has an especially large amount of extras. First, \"The Adventures of Minoru Shiraishi\" documents Minoru's journey around Japan, as he sings anime songs and dances in the most inconvenient places. His work is for an important cause, really! However, anime viewers won't get to see his ending credits performances until volume three of \"Lucky Star.\" Second, this DVD features an awesome karaoke version of the opening theme, with Japanese characters and everything.\n\nAll in all \"Lucky Star\" is a great slice-of-life series, as long as people don't get too turned off by the first few episodes. This series is best seen with Japanese subtitles, rather than the decent, but slightly subpar American dubs.","Product: Minoru Shiraishi here! The season of summer starts for the girls of Lucky Star and with it comes those staple images of vacation like gold fish scooping at outdoor festivals while wearing a yukata, Smashing watermelons on the beach in swim suits, and that homework due when vacation is over that I completely forgot about! Ms. Kuroi s going to kill me if I don t get that done! Knowing Konata shes probably spent the whole vacation playing online games and wont get her work done till she s copied it from Kagami. I wonder if she would let me copy too, probably not since I dont know her that well. I really need to make some smarter friends... What? I m getting off track? Sorry. Please watch us!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lucky Star tickles my funny bone\n\nReview: Volume one of \"Lucky Star\" was a hit-and-miss comedy effort, but the second volume adds in far more funny anime reference jokes.\n\n\"Lucky Star\" isn't an original series--it features mostly anime parody jokes which are only funny if people have seen the anime series which the parodies are based on. Thankfully, \"Lucky Star\" sneaks in some very funny inside references to anime.\n\nFor starters, in episode six Konata's cousin, Yui Narumi, gets steamed as another driver passes her car on the freeway. She then engages the person in an adrenaline-pumpking Initial D-style race--at 45 miles per hour. Talk about heavily dramatized.\n\nKonata's teacher Nanako also has a sneaky inside reference to Evangelion. At a table at the beach, she drinks a beer and she says the trademark \"CAAH! This is delicious!\" quote from Misaki at the apartment.\n\nOkay, maybe that joke is a little too elusive for other anime watchers to catch. However, \"Lucky Star\" flourishes in these silly inside references and parodies.\n\nEven funnier are Konata's breaks in the middle of her homework to play her MMORPG. Konata has some humorous chats with her teacher in the MMORPG, who keeps reminding her to do her homework. However, sometimes Konata just HAPPENS to find a rare drop item in the game, and has to spend a special all-nighter trying out the new item. Good grief.\n\nThere's also plenty of great references to \"Maria Watches Over Us,\" about Catholic girls appointed as the special \"little sisters\" to senior girls. And just for kicks, \"Lucky Star\" adds in a sneaky reference to \"Azumanga Daioh\" in the form of a relay race.\n\nAnd while not everyone will get these jokes, \"Lucky Star\" is a special series for trying every single parody joke that anyone could ever think of. Sometimes the jokes don't work, but in this series, volume two is the beginning of \"Lucky Star\" at its prime.","Product: On August 10th of the year 2010 the Holy Empire of Britannia began a campaign of conquest, its sights set on Japan. Operations were completed in one month thanks to Britannias deployment of new mobile humanoid armor vehicles dubbed Knightmare Frames. Japans rights and identity were stripped away, the once proud nation now referred to as Area 11. Its citizens, Elevens, are forced to scratch out a living while the Britannian aristocracy lives comfortably within their settlements. Pockets of resistance appear throughout Area 11, working towards independence for Japan. Lelouch, an exiled Imperial Prince of Britannia posing as a student, finds himself in the heart of the ongoing conflict for the island nation. Through a chance meeting with a mysterious girl named C.C., Lelouch gains his Geass, the power of the king. Now endowed with absolute dominance over any person, Lelouch may finally realize his goal of bringing down Britannia from within!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lelouch's revolution begins here\n\nReview: Code Geass is one of the essential anime of 2008, with large robots fighting for freedom from western empires.\n\nJapanese residents have always had a love/hate relationship with America. On one hand, American imports have advanced Japan as one of the most advanced countries in the world. On the other hand, American soldiers still live in bases in Japan, as the only military defense for Japan. It's no surprise that Code Geass is an anime set in an alternate universe where Japan was taken over by the Western empire of Brittania. Britain and America must have teamed up to form one empire.\n\nJapan was renamed Area 11. One of the elevens, Lelouch, was instated as an upper-class Brittanian. He holds a grudge against Brittania. However, after discovering a green-haired girl named C.C., Lelouch receives Geass, the power to control people to do whatever he wishes.\n\nAlthough Code Geass is very fast-paced for a mecha anime, the back-to-back sequences of strategy-planning and robot fighting leads to some awesome action sequences. Lelouch also plays some clever strategies to lead his rebel army to defeat Brittanian robot armies. And the dialogue between Lelouch and his girl friends makes for some interesting comedy sequences.\n\nOverall, part one is a great introduction to Code Geass, which could be the best anime of 2008. Hopefully part two is just as sweet.\n\nBy the way, Code Geass also features excellent bonus features. Each DVD features some extra scenes, with nifty picture slide shows and dialogue. And for fan service fans, disc two features a great fan service scene of all the Code Geass girls nude in a bathhouse. It's quite a guilty pleasure, indeed.","Product: Embarking on the path of carnage Zero and his Order of Black Knights have begun operations in the mountainous region of Narita. Using the power of Kallen's Knightmare the Guren Mk-2 a land slide is triggered and a trap is set for the Imperial Princess Cornelia. Just as victory is within arms reach a white flash moves across the battlefield and Lelouch once again finds himself face to face with Suzaku. With Zero unable to escape the Lancelot C.C. steps forward and unleashes a torrent of mental anguish upon the young Eleven pilot but will this be enough to ensure escape?As the dust clears from the battle of Narita a number of casualties are revealed amongst them the name of Shirley's father is revealed. A loathing soon blossoms within her as she sets out for vengeance against the Order of the Black Knights but once Zero's identity is discovered will she be able to pull the trigger?Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: ANIMATION Rating: 13+ Age: 669198803291 UPC: 669198803291 Manufacturer No: 80329\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Betrayals and another Geass\n\nReview: Part two of \"Code Geass\" gets even more maliciously violent, with terrorist attacks, plot twists and a sadistic arch-nemesis.\n\nThis set of DVDs shows LeLouch having a tough time balancing his school life and the terrorist work with the Black Knights. In episodes 9-10, Zero and the Knights set up a massive landslide against the Brittanian forces in Narita. However, his landslide destroys the city of Narita, leaving him with the guilt of murdering thousands of people, including people related to his friends.\n\nThe true kicker of this box set, however, are the episodes in which LeLouch confronts the madman, Mao. This teenager, madly in love with the green-haired C.C., has an incredible Geass power. LeLouch and Mao are forced to confront each other in a deadly battle of wits.\n\nAdmittedly, this series will test the limits of even longtime shonen fans. There's plenty of violence and even a frightening scene involving a chainsaw and a pistol that may keep parents from purchasing this DVD. However, the stakes are raised in this anime for the heartbreaking, tragic end to season one in part three. This is a brutal, but exciting anime to watch.","Product: CODE GEASS LELOUCH OF THE REBELLION V3\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Genocide and the apocalypse of Japan\n\nReview: Part three of \"Code Geass\" yanks out anime fans' heartstrings with a genocidal tragedy and the near destruction of Japan.\n\nIt opens with LeLouch (a.k.a. the Black Knight, Zero) plotting his next moves against his enemy, Suzaku, who is now Princess Euphemia's knight. However, his plans don't turn out as expected, leaving Zero to use his Geass to control Suzaku.\n\nThe next few episodes 19-21 transform the series into an amusing harem romance, with characters falling in love. LeLouch meets up with Euphemia, who share a touching romance together. Suzaku also arrests Kallen in an embarassing fan service nude scene.\n\nThere's plenty of romance in these episodes, and LeLouch's relationship reaches a charming lovey-dovey point in episode 22. However, all hope ends up shattering in LeLouch's face, leading to a violent overthrow of Brittania.\n\nTo say the least, the last episodes of \"Code Geass\" are breathtakingly destructive. The series reaches its blood-splattering peak in episode 22, with loads of bullets and robot destruction. The fall of the Black Knights is stunning to watch.\n\nUnfortunately, the adrenaline-packed final episode is cut short with a bullet-time scene and a teaser for season two. However, the first season is so visually satisfying that fans will definitely want to hunt for the second season, R2, immediately.","Product: Like a drug, Yukino Miyazawa was addicted to admiration and praise from those around her. She worked hard to become the perfect student, the perfect girl. But that was before... him. Souichirou Arima. The instant she met him, she hated him. Without even trying, he snatched the very glory from her hands by easily acing the high school entrance exam that should have made her the class representative. To take back what is rightfully hers, Yukino is putting all her efforts into plotting her revenge; but was love part of the plan? Contains all 26 episodes of the television series in a single keepcase! DVD Features: Scene access, Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo audio for English and Japanese dialogue, English and Spanish subtitles, and removable soft subtitles for on-screen translations. PLUS: Director s notes, translation notes, production notes, character biographies, storyboard samples, voice actor interviews, English voice actresses outtakes, phone messages, original U.S. His and Her Circumstances trailer, and Nozomi Entertainment trailers.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautifully flawed anime classic\n\nReview: \"His & Her Circumstances\" eases anime watchers with touching teenager romance, even if quality declined at the end.\n\nThis series has suffered from mixed reviews throughout its run. Director Hideaki Anno, known as the director of \"Neon Genesis Evangelion,\" helmed the production of this series. However, the series literally degenerated as the director fought with Masami Tsuda, the original manga artist of this series.\n\nFor anyone unfamiliar with the manga, \"Kare Kano\" is about a girl named Yukino Miyazawa. She is a talented, beautiful overachiever who strives for perfection. She's frustrated with having to compete with Soichiro Arima, a boy who is also one of the top students.\n\nUnlike Arima, Miyazawa is a spoiled slob at home who studies endlessly to maintain her grades. Arima discovers her alter-ego when he arrives at Miyazawa's house to return a Brahms CD he borrowed from her. At first, he threatens to reveal her secret facade by forcing her to do his work for the student council for a few days. However, their feelings gradually deepen for each other. After a small argument, they begin to care for each other.\n\n\"His or Her Circumstances\" takes a closer look at the complications of high school romance. It also looks into the deeper problems of Arima's own family conflicts. His own parents were blackmailers, who deserted him because of a huge debt they couldn't pay off. Although this series tends to ramble during some episodes, it never loses its charm until the director of the series quit working on the series.\n\nCertainly this series has its flaws. The ending sequence is a boring motion sequences with a live camera in a Japanese high school. Parts of the series were taken out of the DVD because of arguments between animation studio Gainax and the manga artist. The last story arc of the series remains unfinished.\n\nYet the series never loses the charm it retains in the opening sequence. \"His & Her Circumstances\" easily has the best opening animation of a shoujo series ever. The theme song, \"Tenshi no Yubikiri\" (translated as \"The Angel's promise\"), is a lovely ballad as charming as an American Motown song. Viewers will be even more impressed by Anno's ability to mix the psychological elements of \"Evangelion\" seamlessly into a romantic atmosphere.\n\nOverall, \"His & Her Circumstances\" is a must-buy. The warm relationship of Miyazawa and Arima is worth every penny, no matter how you may argue about the unfinished ending. Everything, from the beautiful character designs to the touching anime shading, is too wonderful to pass up.","Product: Arusu, a young girl who believes in magic with all her heart, one day finds herself suddenly dropped into the middle of a magical world that's beyond her wildest imaginings. At first, it seems that her life's wish has finally been granted, but things quickly change as she find out more about the less-than-perfect wonderland. She soon meets two young witches named Sheila and Eva, and one wild broomstick ride later, all three girls are blamed for the release of the witches' source of magic, captured fairies. After an unusual punishment is delivered, they are given the task of recapturing the fairies, a difficult thing to do when Arusu keeps freeing them!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Tweeny Witches is quick, cute fun\n\nReview: \"Tweeny Witches\" surprised me with its instant charm, in only 22-minute episodes. Actually, the episodes are divided into two parts, each one being 11 minutes long. However, this series covers plenty of ground in 8 episodes, giving a brief look at Arisu and her peacekeeping efforts against the imprisonment of fairies.\n\nIn \"Tweeny\", Arisu is a teenage middle school student who totes around her bulky magic book. Her friends teased her and were about to throw the book off the roof of the building. Arisu grabbed it, but fell off. If it wasn't for the magic book sending her to another dimension, Arisu would have been a goner.\n\nFortunately Arisu was transported to a world of witches and fairies. Actually, the fairies like more like multi-colored monsters. However, Arisu couldn't stand seeing them cooped up in cages by witches-in-training, such as the shy Eva and the strict, disciplined Shiela. She set them free, but this caused misfortune for Eva and Shiela, in charge of guarding the fairies. As punishment, the leader of witches casts a curse of eternal youth on Eva and Shiela, who unfortunately are about the same age as Arisu.\n\nHowever, \"Tweeny\" is more than it looks. The characters are very strong, and pull off incredibly emotionally performances, even though the emotion is in small 11 minute sound bites. And there is also a big overarching plot, spanning a war between warlocks and witches and the misuse of magical creatures.\n\nI actually like the quick format. It offers quick anime fun, convenient when I'm in a hurry to finish homework or work on news stories. And although the drawings lack detail, the animation is very smooth and fast. And there's plenty of broom-riding and magic casting for fans of the \"Harry Potter\" movies. This is a great gem for anime fans.","Product: Arusu, Sheila, and Eva, in order to retrieve captured fairies, travel to the Warlock Realm with the help of the warlock Sigma. Entering Wizard Kingdom, they find themselves in a world that is very different from the Witch Realm. There, Sheila discovers the true state of the magical world, and then learns of a traitorous witch upon returning home. After the three witches reaffirm their bond, Arusu faces someone claiming to be her mirror while Eva taps a new power within herself. Meanwhile, in the background, witches are falling to a mysterious illness, and warlocks are preparing to mount an invasion.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Arusu finds magic book and her mirror\n\nReview: If you haven't seen the first DVD, be aware that I might mention some spoilers in this review. You have been warned!\n\nIn the previous DVD, Arusu, Sheila and Eva joined Sigma to find the warlocks' world. Sigma, however, also has ulterior motives to grab the magic book from them to give to the warlocks. The magical world is disappearing, and the magic book would give the warlocks the power of dark magic.\n\nSigma's technological underground home of metal, electronics and flying machines, is a culture shock. It's almost unfair that the warlocks have this much power. Sheila is awfully glum about the future of the witches' home, and whether Arusu is doing the right thing by saving fairies. Thus, Sheila sends Arusu on a ship to the human world. However, Arusu is in for a shock when she meets a pirate who claims that he is Arusu's mirror. For some reason, he has the book...\n\nI kept most of the details pretty vague, but this series still has many questions to be answered. Arusu mentions the story of Alice, who travels to Wonderland through a magic mirror. Still, it must be strange for Arusu to deal with some guy who keeps saying that he's her mirror. But the emotional tension remains high in this anime, and that's a good thing.\n\nI also enjoyed watching Sheila, who is (thank goodness) starting to question the authority of the warlocks and the witches. Sheila is also spying on her elder witches, to see who is double-crossing them.\n\nAnd far more mysterious events occur as well. Witches suddenly die for causes that are completely unknown. And the warlocks take their biggest step to try and capture Arusu and the magic book.\n\nThis is one of the biggest sleeper hits of 2008. The series hasn't disappointed me yet. While this series is definitely more for kids, based on the storybook style colors and drawings, the action is still intense. There are plenty of magic battles in this volume. And the voice acting is incredible. In fact, there's even a special feature which shows that this is one of the first anime series in which the voice acting was performed before the animation. Maybe this is why the acting performances are so strong in this anime, compared to other anime series.\n\nIf you love shojo (girl's) anime, then you definitely cannot pass up on the Tweeny Witches (or Mahou no Shoujo Arusu in Japanese).\n\nBy the way, the other special feature shows the animation trailer for the series which they pitched to their producers and the trailer for the finished product. I'd have to say that the final product looks far better than their initial trailer.","Product: Classic 1993 album of polished but raw funk/jazz/hip-hop, featuring \"Steve Biko (Stir It Up)\" & \"Sucka Nigga\". A TRIBE CALLED QUEST (Condition: NM/M)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Low-key, jazz rap maraudin'\n\nReview: One could say that A Tribe Called Quest's third album is a little boring in the beginning, due to the lack of low bass and the lack of noise in the jazz samples.\n\nHowever, \"Midnight Marauder\" has a greater variety of samples that sound smoother and cooler than most other rap groups can even handle.\n\nThe album starts somewhat off-kilter with \"Steve Biko.\" The track lacks the in-your-face rhythm of the bass which characterized their sophomore album as one of the best. However, the song makes for a hard-hitting protest song and a tribute to South African humans rights activist and political revolutionary Steve Biko.\n\nDJ Ali Shaheed Muhammad adds in a track with a smooth chordal progression with keyboards and dulcimers in \"Award Tour,\" the big single on the record. Phife gives his best rap on this track, which includes the cool line, \"Yo, wack-a** crews wanna diss, it makes me laugh/Well, my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft.\"\n\nIn fact, Phife has quite a few notable moments, rapping about his woes and troubles in \"8 Million Stories.\" Although he had a fun solo rap in the second album, \"The Low End Theory,\" his rap in this song easily trumps it. He gives a moving flow about living on a tight budget, buying gifts for his whiny brother and getting sticked up by some gangsters.\n\nOther tracks, such as \"Sucka N***a,\" are even cooler than the songs on \"The Low End Theory.\" The bass line, guitar and keyboards sound incredible smooth as Q-Tip raps the coolest chorus line, \"Sucka n***a, n***a n***a/I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front.\"\n\nThis is probably the Tribe's most consistent collection. Each song seamlessly runs into the other, with hard-hitting tracks such as \"We Can Get Down\" mellowed out with low-key tracks such as \"Electric Relaxation.\"\n\nAn airline instruction-style narration in the album also makes for humorous interludes. Probably the best voice-over is the one before \"8 Million Storeis,\" in which the voice-over says, \"Seven times out of 10, we listen to our music at night. Thus, spawns the title of this program. The word maraud means to loot. In this case, we maraud for ears.\"\n\nAlthough fans will endlessly debate where Midnight Marauders ranks in significance to their other four albums, \"Midnight Marauders\" will certainly be remembered as one of the coolest rap albums ever made.","Product: Primitive Radio Gods ~ Rocket\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Primitive Radio Gods turns hip-hop and rock into a touching masterpiece\n\nReview: While I was never a fan of Savage Garden, which had a similar mix of hip-hop and rock, I was a huge fan of the Primitive Radio Gods. This group plays with the typical hip-hop beats to create gorgeous orchestral landscapes and rock guitars.\n\nPrimitive Radio Gods were best known as the group who performed the hip-hop style song with the long title, \"Standing in a broken phone booth in the pouring rain with money in my hand.\" Whereas Savage Garden played numerous sex songs, this band sings about struggles with finding success. Rather than overindulge themselves with themes based on sleeping with women, the Gods really provide an unusual blend of orchestral organs, grunge guitars and hard-hitting drums to play the best rock I've ever heard in a long time.\n\nIt's hard to play this kind of material--radios have not really stayed friendly to the Gods, and they were slowly forgotten over groups such as Savage Garden and, surprisingly, movie director Baz Luhrman. This group really had everything it took to become great, but the radios hadn't played the edgier songs to attract them to the grunge audience. Hopefully Sony will consider reissuing this album, but these hopes are somewhat thin.","Product: NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: R.E.M. Heads Into Mainstream\n\nReview: \"Document\" was R.E.M.'s first breakout album that took them out of the obscurity of indie rock. Although R.E.M.'s guitars and Stipe's voice are louder, they added some cool guitar effects and some saxophones too.\n\nAlthough this album eliminated R.E.M.'s softy band status temporarily, this album added a stadium sound that increased R.E.M.'s accessibility. After all, listeners had a hard time hearing the words in R.E.M.'s first albums. In fact, with the opening track, \"Finest Worksong,\" Stipe shows off his stadium voice, bellowing \"The time to rise has been engaged/You'd better best to rearrange.\" As guitars blast in the background, Stipe calls people to take their instinct by the reins.\n\nR.E.M. also prove that they can still sing great soft songs, in the part acoustic, part-electric guitar ballad \"Welcome to the Occupation.\" Stipe continues his political edge about the government, with lyrics such as \"Listen to the Congress/where we propogate confusion/primitive and wild/Fire on the hemisphere below.\"\n\nBut this isn't completely a political album at all. In fact, Stipe sings some really wacky line in the song \"Strange,\" where he sings to a cool drum beat \"There's something strange going on tonight/There's something going on that's not quite right/Michael's nervous and the lights are bright/There's something going on that's not quite right, uh-huh.\" The next few lyrics don't really elaborate much, but it proves how much R.E.M. is interested in utter absurdity at this point of their career.\n\nAnd of course, no song is as absurd as \"It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine).\" Stipe mouths off fast strings of lyrics, such as \"The other night I dreamt of knives/continental drift divide/Mountains sit in a line/Leonard Bernstein.\" Of course, the first parts of the song make more sense, where he sings \"Eye of a hurricane/listen to yourself churn/World serves its own needs/don't misserve your own needs.\" Although I don't think anyone who heard the song could make much sense out of the words, it was still a fun, original song that became a huge hit.\n\nOf course, there is another song that received plenty of recognition, named \"The One I Love.\" Don't be fooled by the title--it isn't a love song. In fact, Stipe sings that \"This one goes out to the one I left behind/A simple prop to occupy my time.\" Obviously, that girl wasn't much of a person, if she was just a prop. But the guitar strums and drum beats accompanying Stipe after crying \"Fire!\" made this song legendary.\n\nIn fact, Stipe proves that his band is just as capable of blasting cool guitar strums, frets and feedback effects. And \"Fireplace\" really shows off the guitarist's talent with a saxophone playing a hot improv accompaniment.\n\nEven though some songs, such as \"Exhuming McCarthy,\" sound way too happy to be taken seriously, the album is a very strong effort from R.E.M. It proved that R.E.M. was a band that deserved to enter into the limelight.","Product: Out of print in the U.S. 1997 release, the third album from alt-rock band Live. Secret Samadhi debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200 when it was released. It includes the singles \"Lakini's Juice\", \"Rattlesnake\", \"Turn My Head\" and \"Freaks\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Bizarre hit from grunge band\n\nReview: In the same manner as Weezer's \"Pinkerton\" album, \"Secret Samadhi\" was a sleeper hit with grandiose chord progressions and fascinating lyrics.\n\n\"Secret Samadhi\" was slammed by many critics, who rightfully complained about the Ed Kowalczyk's nondescript lyrics of himself in a masculine crisis. While the words certainly didn't match the power of the previous album, \"Throwing Copper,\" the album was intriguing for its personal look into the psyche of Kowalczyk.\n\nSongs such as the hit single \"Lakini's Juice\" resound with riveting power, as Kowalczyk expresses his fears of sexuality in the media. The music video alone is a maniacal combination of people in underwear sexual foreplay, with Kowalczyk yelling \"Let me ride!\" Whether he was satisfied or horrified, we may never know.\n\nRegardless, this an engaging reflection on rural American life. Songs such as \"Rattlesnake\" and \"Graze\" reflect on life in a small town in Pennsylvania. Other ballads, such as \"Turn My Head,\" retain a spiritual sense of beauty.\n\nOne of the strongest songs on the album is the fast-paced jam \"Heropsychodreamer,\" in which Kowalczyk yells about how the subculture of his dreams is waiting for him to fall asleep. Bassist Patrick Dahlheimer pulls off one of the coolest rhythms while Chad Gracey pounds a speedy 4/4 beat on the drums.\n\nHowever, even Kowalczyk takes the drama to obscenely strange levels in songs such as \"Freaks.\" We'll probably never know why he's singing \"Will you call them freaks?\" or why he irritatingly repeats \"Labor, labor, labor.\" Certainly the song sounds awesome, but anyone has to be a little disturbed when he sings \"You know your sperm is weak.\"\n\nThankfully, \"Secret Samadhi\" never reaches the point where it's totally incomprehensible. The third album may not hold the same staying power as \"Throwing Copper,\" but it's a fascinating progression for the grunge band in its growing pains.","Product: Beth Orton ~ Central Reservation\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: As eclectic as Van Morrison, and so much more\n\nReview: Beth Orton can too easily be compared to Van Morrison, who melded celtic folk with rock, jazz and countless other styles.\n\nIn fact, Orton is far more eclectic, mixing classical violins and jazz and trip-hop together to make one of the best albums I've ever heard.\n\n\"Central Reservation\" is a demonstration of just how diverse her stylings are. Songs such as \"Stolen Car\" feature cool mixes of upbeat trip-hop with folk and classical violins. And Orton is the sage who takes center stage when she sings, \"When every line speaks the language of love/And never held the meaning I was thinking of/And I can't decide over right or wrong/You left the feeling that I just do not belong.\"\n\nTrue, Orton isn't as riotously rebellious as Sleater-Kinney, who demanded that men dig her out of this mess. However, Orton has a sly way of upsetting the gender balance of power with biting words and orchestrations of electric cellos, among other instruments.\n\nOther songs, such as \"So Much More,\" feature the smoothest keyboards and electronic sounds, like a cool cross-breed of Enya and jazz. But this song is nowhere near as elegant as the seven-minute long \"Pass in Time,\" with a gorgeous string ensemble playing to jazz basses and acoustic guitars. It's such a unique mix of country and jazz, with the fantastic singing talent of Terry Cavalier.\n\nAlthough hard rock fans might sleep as Beth Orton slides by singing the beautiful acoustic songs \"Sweetest Decline\" and \"Central Reservation,\" there's so much to love from the combination of guitars and keyboards. It sounds so calm, and yet so irresistable.\n\nAnd by the time listeners think that's all that Orton can do, a jamming hip-hop beat plays in the song \"Stars All Seem to Weep.\" Even if the song uses only two chords, Orton's voice makes the song so ethereal, as she sings, \"I think about you in the moonlit night/And the stars all seem to weep/When there's so much love to give/There's never any time for sleep, yeah.\" Her use of short guitar samples and drifting keyboard sounds make for a chilling cosmopolitan sound like no other artist.\n\nWhile artists such as Norah Jones have had trouble adjusting her quiet jazz sound, Orton truly commandeers this album with the best instrumentation I have ever heard in a female pop singer's album. It's not jazz, or pop, or rock or trip-hop--it's a sound that so genuinely belongs to Beth Orton. And she sounds so warm and eclectic that no other artist can even match her talent.","Product: Their first album in five years! Earliest release from Japan. Virgin. 2003.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Massive Attack brings irresistable orchestrations\n\nReview: I've seen many divided reviews about this album. People either praised \"100th Window\" or hated it. However, I still enjoy Massive Attack for their dark, brooding trip-hop beats, and \"100th Window\" is anything but boring.\n\nIt's true that \"100th Window\" features fewer beats and lacks the electric guitar edginess of \"Mezzanine\" and the disco/hip-hop styles of \"Blue Lines.\" However, Massive Attack makes up for it in full with gorgeous string orchestrations.\n\n\"Special Cases\" is one song that really gets me in the mood. I love O'Connor's singing, next to the minor key strings. Even though the lyrics in her other song, \"What Your Soul Sings,\" is a little cheesy (\"That tickle in your ear?\"), it sounded more interesting than the lyrics to \"Teardrop.\" In fact, this album almost feels like the O'Connor show, if it wasn't for Massive Attack's awesome orchestrations and trip-hop beats.\n\nMassive Attack really hits the spot with the quick trip-hop song \"Butterfly Caught,\" which mixes Middle Eastern samples with an upbeat beat. It's an awesome combination that DJ Shadow should have thought about using, before he did that weird switch to making too many collaborations with rappers.\n\nWhile the songs on this album, such as \"Small Time Shot Away\" and \"Name Taken,\" are more subdued, I appreciate that they aren't as intensely moody as they were in the album \"Mezzanine.\" And while \"Antistar\" does get a little long, the Middle Eastern sounds are beautiful. The whole album feels like an electronic masterpiece, like Cornershop without the goofiness. It's a beautiful album, even if it wasn't like \"Blue Lines\" or \"Mezzanine.\" I'm looking forward to the next album by Massive Attack.","Product: The pigeonholes that exist have long been a bad fit for John Butler anyway. Roots band, protest band, jam band, groove band . . . these labels may or may not have applied in the past, but the John Butler Trio of 2007 has come too far and seen too much to sit in anybody else's niche. \"GRAND NATIONAL\" is more about love than injustice, more about ass-shaking than finger-pointing, and more about maintaining the funk than any particular hairstyle. It's an album of sharp focus and wide variety that matches and surpasses monumental expectations.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Funkier than any jam band\n\nReview: Honestly, the John Butler Trio has not gotten the stateside welcome that they deserve. In fact, \"Sunrise Over Sea\" was one of the best jam band releases to date. And it almost didn't get airplay in the United States.\n\nThus, the John Butler Trio is back to jam again with their third album, \"Grand National,\" which is a delightful funk/roots band masterpiece.\n\nWith all the funk guitar riffs that John Butler pulls off, one can now officially call them the Red Hot Chili Peppers of the jam band scene. In fact, with the coolest banjo and electric guitar licks in the song \"Gov Did Nothin',\" John Butler is on fire.\n\nEven though this album is less raw than \"Sunrise Over Sea,\" the band makes up for it by bringing in a horn section in \"Gov Did Nothin'\" and a string ensemble in \"Caroline.\" John Butler also switches to playing smooth and quiet raggae in \"Groovin' Slowly,\" with a banjo and Sharon Birchall playing a snazzy bass guitar line.\n\nThe band is also playing with editing effects too. Probably the coolest sounds come in the introduction to \"Devil Running,\" featuring guitar tracks played backwards before kicking the drums in. There's also moments in \"Fire in the Sky\" where the guitar sounds are bent out of tune and resonating with long echoes.\n\nMost of all, though, John Butler is showing a softer, intimate side of his persona in this album. Songs such as \"Losing You\" and \"Caroline\" are touching acoustic songs with almost no other instruments backing him up. And even though \"Fire in the Sky\" features some menacing electric guitar strums, most of the rest of the song has beautiful consonant guitar strums and riffs.\n\nThis is a great album that shows more of the trio's persona, with both loud jams and some soft bluegrass songs. The loud songs in the first half of the album are complemented by some soft, peaceful jams. And while John Butler's lyrics are nowhere near as catchy as \"You better treat yo' mama with respect\" in the previous album, this is an album that shows that Butler can sound cool, even when he's not in a passionate mood.","Product: Limited two disc (CD + PAL/Region 0) edition of the 2008 'reunion' album from the Britpopsters, housed in a casebound book including a bonus DVD that includes five live tracks performed at Coachella '08 along with a documentary entitled 'Space and Time.' The Verve are back! One of the biggest selling and more influential bands of the last ten years have reformed and recorded an album of new material. After the success of 'Urban Hymns', which to date has sold 3 million copies in the UK, 'Forth' is a true return to form, and the first single 'Love Is Noise' looks set to become a festival anthem this summer. EMI. 2008.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Verve reunite with stellar soundscapes\n\nReview: The Verve's reunion album, \"Forth,\" is definite proof that the Verve is back to rocking the pants off of everyone...again.\n\nTheir \"Forth\" album's opening songs gripped me from the beginning. The first songs, \"Sit and Wonder\" and \"Love is Noise\" had me convinced that the band was back to rocking the pants off of me. Nick McCabe still knows how to play awesome guitar licks, and Richard Ashcroft is back to singing like a low-tone Bono. And man, Peter Salisbury sure plays some rockin' dance drum rhythms.\n\nThey temporarily lost track of gripping their audience with long-winded songs such as \"Judas\" and \"Numbness.\" I literally felt like the band was on an acid trip abyss, because they really didn't go anywhere with their melody. On \"Numbness\" in particular, Ashcroft really doesn't sing--I was afraid he lost his passion.\n\nBut just when I thought they would suffer from the same fate as Elbow's fourth album, they returned to the wonderful trance-like melodies in their \"Urban Hymns\" days. \"I See Houses\" sounds like a direct descendant of \"Sonnet,\" with Ashcroft's compassionate lyrics drifting in synthesizer piano sounds. In \"Valium Skies,\" Ashcroft's tenor sounds funkier than the killer Oasis singer Liam Gallagher, even though I had no idea why he was singing \"And when it comes to my Valium Skies/She's alright.\" In \"Columbo,\" Simon Jones carries the song with a cool bass line and McGabe adds his fuzzy guitar effects, transforming the band into Joy Division on drugs.\n\nAnd finally, The Verve decide to try one of the coolest acid trip experiments yet, in their eight-minute epic, aptly titled \"Noise Epic.\" The entire band kicks off a Pink Floyd rock anthem, with Salisbury mashing on the drums, McGabe cranking out the distorted guitar riffs and Ashcroft reading a winding monologue. And just when I thought it was over, the band blasted their drums and guitars out of nowhere, and Salisbury sang his vocal cords out. Now that's awesome.\n\nBelieve it or not, I actually thought the last songs were better than the first songs in \"Forth.\" This is a wonderful addition to The Verve collection, continuing their acid rock lifeline. True, it's not perfect, but what matters is that \"Forth\" proves that one of the best English bands to ever grace the stage have returned to take over the world...again.","Product: Rachael Yamagata has hardly been idle since her acclaimed 2004 full-length debut, Happenstance, and its Adult Top 40 hit 'Worn Me Down.' So for her Warner Bros. premiere, the singer-songwriter-pianist with the sultry voice unveils a double disc set: Elephants...Teeth Sinking Into Heart. Produced largely by Mike Mogis (Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, The Faint), and also John Alagia (John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Happenstance), Elephants is darker and more vulnerable while the more guitar-driven Teeth Sinking Into Heart is grittier and more defiantly cynical. Together, they reveal the two sides of one of today's most entrancing artists.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Soft guitars and punk sensibilities\n\nReview: For awhile, I was afraid that Rachel Yamagata would fade into the limelight. But Yamagata's second album, \"Elephants...Teeth Sinking Into Heart\" is a saucy collection of soft intimate songs with alternative punk rock songs at the end.\n\nIt's extraordinary to hear Yamagata sing with a croon that Norah Jones would be jealous of. With the help of producer Mike Mogis, she turns \"What If I Leave\" into a gorgeous soft jazz song with beautiful string arrangements.\n\nOf course, that song isn't as emphatic as the nine-minute epic \"Sunday Afternoon,\" in which Yamagata turns from a soft kitten to a ferocious tiger, with a resounding orchestra to back her up. Yamagata goes all out in this song, singing \"I'm not gonna live for you, or die for you/Won't do anything anymore for you/'Cause you leave me here on the other side.\" Yamagata is a soul shaker in this epic, even as she softens to a quiet murmur.\n\nAnd that's just the first disc. In the second half, \"Teeth Sinking Into Heart,\" Yamagata switches to electric guitar jams. In fact, she even resorts to strumming loud electric guitar punk chords in the song \"Accident.\" In-between all of the drummers excellent fast drum rolls, Yamagata sings \"I think he's gonna to be a big star/a voice of social change to rearrange the world's perspective/but there's nothing better than watching him down.\" Obviously, Yamagata is a little sick with a certain president named Dubya, singing \"all of this talking and all of this chatter is making me sick, even though they say it doesn't matter.\"\n\nEven though Yamagata doesn't sing in the higher registers in her loud songs, she's still pretty menacing as an alto. And she works very well with producers to play awesome compositions for her songs. However, the first half, \"Elephants,\" is the real meat of the album, in which Yamagata sings her heart out in soft, jazzy eight- and nine-minute songs. It's a beautiful testament to Yamagata's progress so far as one of the best and most multi-talented female singers to date.","Product: Keane is back in 2008, bold and colorful with Perfect Symmetry which marks a triumphant return from the trio. 11 tracks including the single 'The Lovers Are Losing'.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Keane dances the disco inferno\n\nReview: \"Perfect Symmetry\" completes Keane's dazzling transformation into an entrancing electro-disco rock band.\n\nKeane must have gotten tired of critics calling them Coldplay clones, because this album overflows with snazzy synthesizer squeeks and beeps. It's a fantastic change of pace for Keane. The opening track begins with Tim Rice-Oxley playing an awesome squealing synthesizer noise before Tom Chaplin sings in his best tenor voice. He sings lyrics about the pitfalls of fame, singing \"I made you in the image of myself/I gave you everything you wanted/So you would never know anything else/But every time I reach for you, you slip through my fingers.\"\n\nKeane is also taking making stabs at Coldplay for flaunting their celebrity image, especially in the song \"Better Than This.\" After some Rice-Oxley plays some crazy wah-wah sounds in the background, Chaplin sings \"Get a grip on yourself/Could have been something but you're too late/And you weren't invited anyway.\" Chaplin clearly doesn't care much for celebrity fanfare and prefers to play better music instead.\n\nWhile it is possible that Keane is somewhat jealous of Coldplay for all their fame and fanfare, what matters is the music. And Rice-Oxley has awesome machine beeps and synthesizers buzzes throughout the entire album. While Keane hasn't declared this as an 80s album, Chaplin has acknowledged that this is a good tribute to the bolder, more energetic groups of the 80s, such as the Pet Shop Boys and Salt n Pepa.\n\nProbably the only downer is the last song on the album, which is a weird jazz song that sounds out-of-place in this collection of disco inferno-styled tunes. Chaplin sings like an over-sentimental James Blunt, and the song lacks the cool sci-fi sounds the rest of the album.\n\nHowever, this is still a solid collection from an English band that reinvented themselves successfully.","Product: Season of Poison is the 2008 second studio album by US band Shiny Toy Guns. The album features a brand new lead female singer, Sisely Treasure. Shiny Toy Guns is a Grammy Award nominated American synth rock band from Shawnee, Oklahoma that formed in 2002 in LA, California.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: The Devolution of the Pop Rock Band\n\nReview: The rock/rap genre has often had an infamous reputation for getting way too emotional. Bands such as Evanescence and Linkin Park sound like cheesy pop bands with teenage guys screaming about their own stupid insecurity.\n\nShiny Toy Guns shakes off the typical emo-punk moniker with a halfway decent singer and crushing loud guitars. However, if anything, they copy nearly every popular modern rock band to date.\n\nI was in for a roller coaster of an album--Shiny Toy Guns don't exactly know what kind of band they want to be. As a result, they jump around copying everything, from screaming emo punk to nice-guy Death Cab for Cutie-style punk.\n\nIn fact, the Shiny Toy Guns copy almost all the current tricks in the pop rock book. However, for me, it sounded a little too out of place to copy all the disco-punk rock tricks, as well as hip-hop/rap rock tricks. I groaned whenever I heard Sisely Treasure switch to her hip-hop antics and sing in the most profound and embarrassing glam girl fashion.\n\nThe Shiny Toy Guns aren't terrible. This could have been a much better album than it turned out. The Shiny Toy Guns guitarist and singer do a good job when they are playing edgy, dark punk rock. In the hard rock song \"Money For That\", in which Dawson sings in his best My Chemical Romance voice and the Toy Guns are smashing when they're rocking loud. Even Dawson puts his own sexual hunger on the line, singing \"How could I forget/I'd give you money for that, if there's a way/I could, in your bed.\" Even though it's a little lame to wish for teenage sex from a prostitute in a song, it makes for some chilling lyrics, as Dawson agonizes about his raging hormones in school.\n\nThe Toy Guns even do a cool impersonation of The Cranberries in the song \"Turned To Real Life.\" Sisely Treasure has a great voice which sounds just as eclectic as Cranberries singer Dolores O'Rierdan. \"Turned To Real Life\" makes for a sunny glam rock song, with echoing guitars and a funky synthesizer in the background. She even gets to sing in the high upper register notes in the last song, \"Frozen Oceans.\"\n\nIf they hadn't tried to go overboard with electronic experimentation, I could have liked this band. However, nothing can save the Toy Guns once they dive off the deep end with all the boring and unnaturally sentimental electronics in \"Season of Love,\" and \"I Owe You a Love Song.\"\n\nThey also have some really embarrassing songs in their debut. I cried after hearing the supposed single \"Ricochet!\", in which Treasure sings in her whiniest Gwen Stefani impersonation, \"Like a bullet ready to be shot/You're the target, dead on the spot/When I focus, I never miss/It's time for looking.\" And then Dawson screams \"LA-LA-LA-LA!\" as if I couldn't stand any more lame teenage angst antics.\n\nBy the end, I was getting really, really tired of these electronic new wave copycats. And I really didn't carry about the eight-minute Yanni-style electronic song, \"Poison.\" Come on, the 80s are over. This type of thing would have worked back in Depeche Mode's time, but these days, electronic new wave is way outdated. And I highly doubt they'll go anywhere after that weird church organ solo in the song \"Blown Away.\" Sure, the Arcade Fire pulled off an awesome organ pop rock song, but the Shiny Toy Guns are definitely not the Arcade Fire, and if they were intending to reach the Arcade Fire's level of popularity, they certainly aren't going to get there anytime soon.\n\nAll in all, this band is definitely going to need some work. Shiny Toy Guns are more like two different bands. In one spectrum, Sisely Treasure has an excellent singing voice. In the other spectrum, the band's guitarists are great at rocking hard and loud.\nSomehow, the band has to mix the two together, which is not an easy task. As a result, their second album, \"Season of Poison,\" is an imbalanced album that music listeners should try to avoid, unless they are hardcore fans.\n\nSince this band is somewhat popular, I pray that their next album will be better than this stale cookie.","Product: Animal Collective is a group of four best friends who grew up playing and recording music together in Baltimore County Maryland. Why Animal? Cause it's the only word we could think of that made any remote connection to what we thought our sound was and of course, we love our fellow animals very much. Why Collective? Cause we have always wanted to be the ones who define what and who AC is. Two people? Four people? Why not? Don't be surprised if you come to see US and it's not what you thought it would be, and try not to get too upset. AC continues to make music after seven years, six studio records and one live record, that combines a love of sonic free form electronic horror gospel hip hop soul pop madness and brings it all together into something that is (hopefully) at times totally pleasing and at others completely scary and confusing but most importantly is refreshing in this crazy crazy world.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If the Beach Boys rocked at a rave party...\n\nReview: It opens with a low fuzz of some monster growl sound, followed by a guitar loop and some lyrics. And then Panda Bear's fast drum beat combines with high-pitched strings, transforming the first song, \"In the Flowers,\" into one hell of a rave song.\n\nWith this opening, Animal Collective dives off the deep end with \"Merriweather Post Pavilion,\" an awesome surreal blend of psychedelic rock with rave sounds. Animal Collective has always filled their songs with an amalgam of electronic sounds and samples with psychedelic rock. However, with \"Merriweather Post Pavilion,\" Animal Collective instead combine the psychedelic electronica to create one hell of a mix of keyboard loops, blasting synthesizer sounds and echoing vocals.\n\nThis is one amazing album where all the talents of Animal Collective worked cohesively to make an awesome sound. Although I'll miss Deakin's guitars, Avey Tare and the gang really worked hard to make sure that they didn't sound as awful as the Smashing Pumpkins without their drummer. Panda does incredible work to play drums and synthesizer loops, while Avey Tare layers his echoing vocals with his keyboards and the Geologist's electronics.\n\nIt all sounds so incredibly beautiful. And this time Panda Bear is helping out a lot more too. In the second track, \"My Girls,\" the Panda sings, \"I don't mean to seem like I care about material things like a social status/I just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls,\" his dream sounds so ethereal with fast arpeggiated electronic synthesizers and slamming bass drum sounds. And by the time he shouts \"Whoooo!\", I was completely immersed in this surreal world of Panda Bear's booming bass drums and Tare's swirling synthesizers.\n\nIn the big picture, however, this entire album really captures the beauty of love and hopes for stability, even in this economic depression. In the song \"Lion in a Coma,\" Avey Tare sings \"Please don't leave me/things that feel good/I've been lucky trying to feel good.\" Perhaps the band is anxious about losing everything, especially in this difficult time of economic recession. However, the gorgeous sounds of didgeridoos, Tare's echoing vocals and a Panda's bass drum thumping an African beat makes their hopes for the future sound so wonderful.\n\nIt's a little early to make predictions for the best albums of 2009, but this is my hands-down favorite album of the year. It's impossible to resist this swirling mix of surreal hyper rave electronic sounds and psychedelic synthesizers.","Product: 2009 release, the third album from Glasgow-based modern rockers. Tonight: Franz Ferdinand sees them taking a step back from the Post-Punk revival sounds that gave them their breakthrough. With Tonight: Franz Ferdinand, the band are seen to incorporate more disparate influences such as Jamaican Dub and elements of Electronica. What remains of the old Franz Ferdinand is their knack for locating a danceable rhythm and their gentle, deadpan humour. The choice of Dan Carey as producer is in keeping with this new direction, the past credits of whose include CSS and Hot Chip.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Decent, but electronically impaired\n\nReview: Franz Ferdinand dove off the deep end with electronic synthesizers in \"Tonight: Franz Ferdinand,\" making for some great and disappointing moments.\n\nThis is still a decent album, nonetheless. Franz Ferdinand still made certain with their singles, \"Ulysses\" and \"No You Girls,\" that they would still play bass-thumping dance hall rock songs. And the second track, \"Turn It On,\" is an especially hot track with jagged guitar riffs and a chorus in which Kapranos and the gang shout \"Turn it on!\"\n\nThe electronics aren't bad either. \"What She Came For\" starts with a cool buzz crescendo and a funky synthesizer. The spooky organ in \"Bite Hard\" really sets the tone of the album as a fun amusement park of wacky synthesizer sounds. Even the spacey synthesizers in \"Live Alone\" make the band sound like a futuristic dance band which would make the Jetsons proud.\n\nHowever, sometimes the electronics just don't sound that good. \"Send Him Away\" hardly has any guitars. In the middle of the song, the band breaks into some Afro-Cuban beat with soft guitars that just don't sound great. The funky organ in \"Can't Stop Feeling\" sounds a little annoying after a while.\n\nWorst of all, the band breaks into a four-minute instrumental with outdated Depeche Mode-style electronics in \"Lucid Dreams.\" By the time they pull off another awful electronic song with low-key synths, \"Dream Again,\" I was fed up with their act. Franz Ferdinand simply just doesn't sound as edgy as their disco-rock counterparts, Bloc Party and the Arctic Monkeys.\n\nPerhaps if Kapranos played more lovely acoustic guitar ballads, such as \"Katherine Kiss Me,\" this would be a much better collection. However, Kapranos chose to play with some not-so-great electronics. As a result, Franz Ferdinand's third album is somewhat stale.\n\nThis is still a decent album. Just prepare for way more electronic synthesizers in \"Tonight: Franz Ferdinand.\"","Product: Although he's been compared to everyone from John Fahey to Tom Waits to Howe Gelb, with "Hold Time", it's clear that M. Ward, with his brilliant guitar playing and innate sense of melody, is one of those rare and special talents who defy comparison and compartmentalization. His deft guitar picking, bar room piano, and voice like drizzled honey make him a huge favorite of music critics and the focus of public praise from such disparate talents as Norah Jones and Oasis' Noel Gallagher.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ward off evil spirits with this album\n\nReview: While acoustic rock fans await the newest album by Sufjan Stevens, here's a great alternative by M. Ward.\n\n\"Hold Time\" is probably M. Ward's best album to date, with a rich set of acoustic guitars and pop-ish drums.\n\nSome long-time fans might get turned off with M. Ward's ongoing transition to upbeat drums and electric guitars. However, he's getting better and better with his recordings. \"Hold Time\" features such a wide variety of doo-wop vocals, pianos and soft classical touches.\n\nM. Ward has often been compared to Tom Waits not only for his blues-style songs, but his voice. While Ward tends to stick with a old style blues/folk sound, he sounds so calm and collected. Songs such as M. Ward's rendition of \"Rave On\" characterize his blues sound, while Ward sings with heavy echo effects accentuating his tired voice.\n\nHowever, Ward adds some kicking twists. Literally. His pianist, Howe Gaib, plays the Jerry Lee Lewis-style piano chords to the jam \"To Save Me.\" Ward sounds a little lazy when he's singing \"So how much does it take/to save me/save me from sailing going over the edge,\" but the \"Doo-doo-doos\" in the background make for a great touch.\n\nHe adds in some classy acoustic guitar strumming in the satirical song, \"Fisher of Men.\" One would think that it's a lovely Christian song until Ward sings \"He put the thorns on the rose, for they get you bleed/and by the time you know what stuck you/the pain's indeed.\" Then again, Ward has his own way of singing about God and heaven that is so laid-back that it sounds like a Willie Nelson song.\n\nLast, but not least, Lucinda Williams adds her lovely alto voice to the song \"Oh Lonesome Me,\" a slow-moving country ballad. No one can resist her raspy voice when she sings \"Must be some way I can lose these lonesome blues/forget about my past and find someone new.\"\n\nSure, this album isn't all that big of a change from M. Ward's previous albums. However, Ward's tongue-in-cheek humor and incredible on some of these songs makes for a much more engaging experience than one would expect. By the time listeners hear the cool Italian guitar on \"Epistemology,\" they'll definitely get hooked. This is probably my favorite M. Ward album to date.","Product: 2009 album from arguable the biggest Rock band in the world. Written and recorded in various locations, No Line On The Horizon is the group's 12 studio album and is their first release since the mega-million selling How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb, released in 2004. the album calls on the production talents of long time collaborators Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois with additional production by Steve Lillywhite. 11 tracks including the first single 'Get On Your Boots'.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: U2 Wants You to Get On Your Sexy Boots\n\nReview: U2 bounces back from their previous mediocre album with epic anthems and some disco-pop twists as well.\n\nThank goodness that U2 didn't switch to playing more of the same old hat. The new album, \"No Line On the Horizon,\" features awesome electronic synthesizer sounds to keep them up to date with the new disco punk sound.\n\nSometimes they fall short of expectations. Their new single, \"Get On Your Boots,\" is simply terrible. Honestly, Bono can't win any new converts with lame lyrics such as \"The future needs a big kiss/Winds blows with a twist\nNever seen a moon like this/Can you see it too?\"\n\nThankfully, they make up for it with their other single, \"Magnificent.\" Larry Mullens Jr. sets the pace with a thumping bass beat and the Edge adds in some minor key variations in his trademark riff. Bono also does a great job singing.\n\nAnd U2 does a pretty good job adding in electronics to their sound. The first song and title track \"No Line On the Horizon,\" is a brilliant mix of synthesizers and the Edge's guitars. Bono adds in a cool \"Awhoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!\" in his lyrics as well. And just when people think the song is over, U2 then adds in dazzling electronic strings and beeps, and Mullens slows down the beat to make it sound even more epic.\n\nEven though they don't sound as awesome as they did in their album \"Pop,\" they do a great job with the synths overall. The song \"Fez Being Born\" opens with a slow Depeche Mode electronic track, before a weird organ plays off-key notes and the band strikes in with their guitars and drums. It all sounds very, very cool.\n\nAnd even though Bono's voice is starting to sound a little hoarse now, the band has adapted their sound very well to his vocals. The song \"Cedars of Lebanon\" features Bono singing in a low soft voice to synthesizers and a progressing drum beat, while a looping sound clip of someone saying \"For your brother Allah\" plays in the background. Bono's performance is very chilling, to say the least.\n\nU2 is a pretty good album that will bounce them back from their previous blunder, \"How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb.\" It's politically volatile and cool at the same time. Just try not to listen to \"Get On Your Boots\" too often.","Product: 2009 debut release from the Forth Worth-based band. In the mundane world of local law, a Green River Ordinance prohibits door-to-door sales without a homeowner's prior permission. Fortunately, the band Green River Ordinance needn't rely on such pedestrian peddling to sell its wares: their catchy anthems have drawn listeners on their own. The only door-to-door action is purely word-of-mouth, as one fan tells another what they've found. Now, listeners everywhere will be able to discover what people in Fort Worth already know. The band spent a year writing and perfecting the songs and then another eight months recording with producers Mark Endert (Natasha Bedingfield, Maroon 5, Gavin DeGraw), Jordan Critz, and Paul Ebersold (Sister Hazel, 3 Doors Down, Third Day). GRO has always had a strong vision about what they wanted to do musically, and are thrilled to see it finally come true.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Been there, heard that\n\nReview: True, Green River Ordinance is not the worst band, but this album isn't good either.\n\nGreen River Ordinance is yet another one of those dreaded pop rock bands. While casual radio listeners will no doubt like the lovely electric guitar strumming, GRO is just too formulaic.\n\nRock fans have already heard the tired pretty boy frontman, Josh Jenkins, who sings corny love lyrics. In the song \"Out of My Hands,\" Jenkins sings \"It's out of my hands/Breaking your heart/Letting you go/And it's my fault.\" While ladies probably cry and weep when Jenkins sings these lyrics, the words are just so corny and boring.\n\nThe guitarists, Jamie Ice and Joshua Wilkenson, play some great guitar solos, but they almost never vamp their guitars. There are some great moments, in which Ice and Wilkenson rip up the guitar in \"Different (Anything at All).\" Still, while the Goo Goo Dolls at least sounded edgy with vamping guitars and epic string orchestrations, Green River Ordinance sounds relatively tame.\n\nThe album especially turns cold when Josh Jenkins plays the oversentimental song, \"Learning,\" with soft acoustic guitars. Jenkins' lyrics demonstrate how excessively attached he is to girls. He sounds extremely petty when he sings, \"Let me be the one you run to/For the rest of your life.\" Jenkins is a little too immature to be expecting instant commitment from girls, even if he is a pretty boy.\n\nProbably the worst song is \"Sleep It Off,\" which is a masterpiece in absurdity. Jenkins sings \"Don't cry baby/We can work it all out.\" But then he role-plays as his angry girlfriend, singing \"Step outside, you wanna be somebody/Well I can't give you what you need.\" There's something strange and baffling about a guy playing the part of the girl who fought with him last night.\n\nTo my dismay, Green River Ordinance's songs and lyrics only speak to people who love extremely emotional romantics with separation anxiety. Rock fans should definitely steer clear of this album.","Product: 2009 album from the British Hip Hop/Grime MC. If there is one theme running through the magical existence of Lady Sovereign, then it's that of being a fiercely independent creative spirit who, one way or another, was born to be different. From grasping her unique talent for rolling her tongue around words at the tender age of 13 to selling over a million units of her single, 'Love Me Or Hate Me'; the story of Sov's charmed life is one of stellar achievement against a backdrop of the most unlikely of circumstances. Features the singles 'I Got You Dancing' and 'So Human'.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Lady Sovereign goes through growing pains\n\nReview: With \"Jigsaw,\" listeners can tell that Lady Sovereign's still a little lost as to what kind of music she wants to make.\n\nLady Sovereign has always dangerously straddled the line between rap and dance club music. \"Jigsaw\" marks a change of pace, in which the British rap star decided to switch to M.I.A. style rap and dance music.\n\nBut Lady Sovereign is not exactly as original or as fresh as M.I.A. Sure, her first song is a hot tune with hard-hitting club beats and squeeking electronic sounds. Sovereign sounds pretty sexy singing in a low alto \"I'm weird and you're weird/Let's be mates.\"\n\nHer next song, however, is a little flat. She raps to some really cheap synthesizer sample of \"Close To Me.\" And with weird lyrics such as \"And when the beat went on, and it really ain't f***in' hot enough/You should've seen me runnin' out the studio like Forrest Gump\", she really just doesn't do her original sample justice.\n\nSometimes Sov tries to sing like a diva, as in the title track \"Jigsaw,\" but it doesn't work. Her vocal work is decent at best, but it sounds so out of place with the cheap rock beat and the dull string ensemble in the background.\n\nFinally, listeners will get really tired of her cheesy vocal effects. It's tiring to listen to Sov say \"doin' it\" with that scratchy low vocoder effect for the twenty-umpteenth time in \"I Got You Dancing.\"\n\nIt's a shame, because she has quite a lot to say in her album. There's nothing more irresistable that her song \"Pennies,\" in which she sings \"How many pennies have been gone from me?\" to a bumping dance beat and some funky wah-wah synthesizers.\n\nStill, Sov's album sounds decent for a rap/dance album. Sure, Sov is definitely no M.I.A., but she still sounds reasonably cool and sexy on \"Jigsaw.\" She just doesn't sound great.","Product: 2009 album from the British outfit, their most sonically adventurous, intimate, cerebral, rhythmic and most eclectic record to date. Doves have been recording their follow up for the past 18 months, having ensconced themselves to a farm house-come-studio in Cheshire. In doing so they teamed up with long time Doves collaborator Dan Austin to co produce all but two tracks. For the remaining two tracks Doves enlisted producer John Leckie (Stone Roses, Radiohead) to record 'Winter Hill' and '10.03'. Kingdom of Rust was mixed by Michael Brauer, Dan Austin and the band.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Doves Soar With Their Fourth Album Release\n\nReview: The Doves get much more eclectic with their fourth album, \"Kingdom of Rust,\" a somewhat melodramatic but satisfying album by this Manchester band.\n\nThe Doves are best compared to The Four Seasons--there are times when they sound cool, and there are times when they sound so corny. Their previous album, \"Some Cities\" was one of their sappier moments. With overdone orchestrations with strings and Goodwin's excessively mopey vocals, \"Some Cities\" was not as reliant on the cool and intergalactic feeling of \"The Last Broadcast.\"\n\nThankfully, the band was able to change up their sound to match the electronic spaceyness of \"The Last Broadcast,\" but they went a step further. They mixed their songs with more fast punk drums. Not only do they sound edgier--they literally revived the band from a third album slump.\n\nThis is not to say that this is a vast improvement. Songs such as \"10:03\" are literally about a guy calling out a girl's name while he's coming home on the 10:03 train. Doves songs couldn't possibly get as melodramatic as this.\n\nBut the more ponderous, reflective songs now sound more atmospheric, rather than like an episode of \"Touched By an Angel.\" The song \"Birds Flew Backwards\" is a touching song in which Jimi Goodwin reflects on the scenery in a car ride as spring turns to summertime.\n\nBetter yet, songs such as \"Spellbound\" bring in the down-to-earth sounds of acoustic guitars, making them sound like a gorgeous hybrid between a jam band and a shoegazer rock band. True, the lyrics are somewhat cheesy lines about a girl keeping a guy spellbound, but with Andy Goodwin's loose drum beat, the minimal electric guitars and the strumming acoustic guitar, the song sounds larger than life.\n\nThe Doves also pull off some really cool twists to their formula. \"Compulsion\" is a cool dance club song with snazzy glam guitars and a saucy rhythm on the hi-hat. \"House of Mirrors\" plays around haphazardly with reversed guitar sound samples, heavily distorted guitar solos and cymbals mixed with loads of reverb. It all sounds very cool and different for a Doves album.\n\nWhile the Doves still retain some of their overdramatic theatrics, their sound has improved dramatically since \"Some Cities.\" Let's hope that they'll keep up the good work with their next few albums.","Product: 2009 album from the Rap duo. With over 16 years in the business, Redman & Method Man are certifiable Rap superstars with a devoted fan-base that spans the globe. The secret to their longevity as one of Rap's longest lasting duos is due in part to the fact that the two emcees bring fun to Hip Hop. Hardly taking themselves too seriously, Red & Meth have always been about 'good times' and carefree humor, as evidenced on their debut album Blackout! (1999) and the follow-up How High Soundtrack (2001). Their comedic personalities allowed them to transition to the big screen in the cult classic film How High (2001) as well as the small screen with the sitcom Method & Red (2004). Online fans are asking when the next Red & Meth album is coming out. Clearly, Hip Hop's counter to guns & gangsterism still has a place in the hearts of fans.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Method Man and Redman return to chop heads\n\nReview: Method Man and Redman have gathered plenty of well-deserved hype over this new album, probably their coolest party mix ever.\n\nHowever, I would even go so far to say that \"Blackout! 2\" might be one of the best rap albums I've ever heard.\n\nRap stations in Los Angeles have played numerous tracks from \"Blackout! 2\" over the radio, because this album features some of the best collaborative tracks between Method Man and Redman. Whereas the first \"Blackout!\" excelled in b-ball breakbeats and cutting edge rhymes, the sequel excels in a saucy Southern downbeat style.\n\nThis album features some of the tastiest tracks from such DJs as Pete Rock from Pete Rock & CL Smooth and DJ Scratch from EPMD. Awesome songs such as \"A-Yo\" feature Method Man and Redman rapping phat rhymes over a snazzy funky guitar strum sample with trumpets. There's nothing hotter than hearing Redman rap \"Watch me! She like, 'Red's so cool, any n***a after him is a deja vu.\"\n\nOther tracks make for awesome dance tracks which rap fans desperately hungered for after Missy Elliott's \"Miss E...So Addictive\" album. Songs such as \"Errbody Scream\" features a plodding, thumping bass drum, with Method Man and Redman chanting \"West Coast n***as love gettin' it started/Down south n***as love gettin' it started/West Coast n***as love gettin' it started, but when we on the mic, s**t get retarded!\" It's a bizarre, nonsensical rap, but when the beat eventually kicks into a fast tempo, Redman and Method kick their hardcore rhymes into top gear with edgy raps. Even Keith Murray from the Def Squad rips a dope one, shouting \"If you looking for beef, you know you gon' get it/Got ya'll n***as yellin' \"Call the cops, get the paramedics!\"\n\nMore importantly, Method and Red blended together an incredibly wide variety of rap songs, from party songs to funk songs to Motown-styled soul. For example, \"Mrs. International\" is a smooth and surprisingly clean rap song dedicated to Method Man and Redman's love for all the women in the world, no matter what shape, size or race they are.\n\nHowever, probably the best track is \"Dis Iz 4 All My Smokers,\" a beautiful ode to Method Man and Redman's love for marijuana. Certainly everyone already knew that Method Man uses drugs, but Method Man and Redman use this song as an opportunity to flip the bird against anti-marijuana groups, who have criminalized the use of marijuana. It's a very blunt rap, but Method Man gives a striking testimonial, saying, \"I'm a pothead. Everyone look and point ya fingers at the bad guy with the cotton mouth and glass eyes/Hunh, f*** it, I'm that high.\"\n\nSongs such as \"Dis Iz 4 All My Smokers\" prove that Method Man and Redman are at the top of their game. With \"Blackout! 2\", Method Man and Redman have produced one of the most moving, edgy rap albums I have ever heard. Fans of the Wu-Tang Clan should do themselves a favor and buy this album immediately.","Product: 2009 release from the New York trio, the follow-up to 2006's Show Your Bones. It's Blitz! was recorded with Nick Launay (producer of YYY's 2007 Is Is EP) and longtime collaborator TV On The Radio's Dave Sitek. The album signals both a glance backward and a step forward for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Guitarist Nick Zinner had brought along an old keyboard he bought on eBay to work with during the writing session, not expecting it to end up on the album. However, the sounds of the vintage Arp were so right for the new songs that they found their way into the atmospheric washes of \"Skeletons\", the Disco wiggles of \"Heads Will Roll\", and New Wave melodrama of \"Soft Shock\". The whole record has a new feeling of space and atmosphere, a new sonic dimension, if you will.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: \"It's Blitz!\" adds synthesizers to the YYY ensemble\n\nReview: One would think that after their indie rock foray in their sophomore album, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs would return to playing loud garage rock.\n\nHowever, Karen O. and the gang surprised fans again with their third album, playing some of the best glam rock ever.\n\nThe Yeah Yeah Yeahs are admirable for doing something different with each album. They've gone from the noise fest of their debut, \"Fever to Tell,\" to some cute indie rock songs in \"Show Your Bones,\" to the electro-pop disco of \"It's Blitz!\" And every time, they never failed to disappoint.\n\nWith \"It's Blitz!\", though, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs sound even more fresh, with Nick Zinner playing the incredible electronic sounds on the synthesizer. Anyone will be amazed with the electronic soundscape he plays in \"Skeletons,\" resembling the music of the film \"Blade Runner.\"\n\nOf course, this doesn't mean that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have completely abandoned their loud garage rock jams. Karen O. still yelps and Zinner's guitar still grinds loudly in \"Dull Life.\" Karen's also geared her lyrics to match the intensity of the economic recession, singing \"We've seen the nightmare of the lies that you speak/The beast that I lie beneath is coming in.\" Even though this jam features plenty of electronic sounds, they still carry the same exciting tension of their previous albums.\n\nEven though Zinner doesn't grind and Karen doesn't howl as loudly as in \"Fever to Tell,\" this album marks a significant change in the Yeah Yeah Yeahs evolution. Rather than screaming and blasting guitar and drum noise, Zinner is creating electronic masterpieces and Karen is singing like an elegant diva.\n\nAnd they still have the hot dance hall beats that made them popular. Songs such as \"Shame and Fortune\" feature vibrant hit-hat rhythms and some jamming riffs, while Karen sings \"All fortune on the floor.\" Of course, the main spotlight is their first single, \"Zero,\" with buzzing synths, disco drums and snazzy keyboard sounds. Certainly there's a lot more singing, but maybe it's for the better that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have evolved this way.","Product: 2009 release from the Electronic Music icon. Wait For Me is a radical departure from Moby's recent albums. Liberated from the pressures of trying to please himself at the same time as the music industry, in making Wait For Me, Moby decided to forego the expensive studios, state of the art equipment, big name guest artists and image consultants that have characterized some of his previous albums. This time, he made Wait For Me because he wanted to make a record that was more personal, experimental and a little more challenging. .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Moby comes back with brilliant album of transcendence\n\nReview: It's been a long time since Moby released \"Play,\" the subdued mix of gospel and dance music which made him a superstar.\n\nMoby's newest album, \"Wait for Me,\" is a glorious return back to subdued strings, bass and dance, but with a much more soothing tone.\n\nIf \"Play\" was a celebration of the zest of life and love, \"Wait for Me\" is a calm reflection on life, love and beauty itself. It's slower and slightly more melancholy than \"Play\" ever was, but it sounds so relaxing. And it is one of his absolute best.\n\nTo give an example of how serene the album gets, the song featuring the scratchy vocals of a female singer in \"Walk With Me\" sounds as depressing as Beck's slowest depressing album \"Sea Change.\" With the vocalist singing, \"All I know is this journey, won't you let me sleep,\" it's clear that Moby is emotionally down in this song. But unlike Beck, Moby's melancholy is a warm caress, filled with comforting strings which enrapture listeners.\n\nEven though Moby sings with more fear than we've ever heard before in the song \"Mistake,\" there's a wonderful gentleness in the silky smooth strings, the thumping bass drum and the rich chords of the guitars. So while he may be singing, \"Oh you've never felt this lost before/The whole world is closing doors/I never wanted anything more,\" the music is a heartfelt Debussy-like mix of trance and ambience.\n\nProbably the most beautiful song, however, is \"Jtlf,\" which is rich with acoustic guitars, heavenly synth string orchestrations, beautiful harp-like sounds and the soothing, wonderful voice of a female singer.\n\nMoby says this album was inspired by a speech given by David Lynch about creativity. He says that in \"Wait for Me,\" he focused more on making something he loved, without any concern about its marketability. But even if he didn't concentrate on the marketability of \"Wait for Me,\" it still sounds wonderfully beautiful. There nothing more effervescent than the beautiful sounds of the chorus in \"A Seated Night,\" or the lovely loop of a minimalist keyboard as a gorgeous female sings over it in the title track, \"Wait for Me.\"\n\nAlthough there is a \"Play\"-styled track with a gospel preacher, titled \"Study War,\" there aren't as many upbeat, preachy gospel tracks. It sounds like a subdued, but syrupy mix of trance, ambient music and African-American gospel. And although it isn't as dance-heavy as his previous brilliant album, \"Last Night,\" the new album reaches a serene level of excellence that we haven't heard from Moby in a long time.\n\nThis is a definite must-buy for any techno fan. Even those people who aren't into techno will certainly have to take a gander at this reflective mix of tranquility.","Product: LP pressing on 180-gram vinyl. 2009 release, the third album from Sheffield's Arctic Monkeys. Humbug finds the band brimming with vim, vigor and new ideas. They brought in a new production accomplice, Josh Homme (Queens of The Stone Age), for some of the recording. He generously hosted and produced tracks with them at his Joshua Tree studio. Then they rejoined forces with James Ford (Simian Mobile Disco), producer of the previous two Arctic Monkeys and Last Shadow Puppets albums, in Brooklyn, NY, to complete the tracks that became \"Humbug.\" The album is a stunning set of songs both heavier and more lush than previous albums but still full of the Monkeys usual punch and vitality.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Monkeys' sound matures with third album\n\nReview: Although British disco-punk has declined in popularity near the end of the 00s, the Arctic Monkeys are still producing solid music.\n\nThe band's third album, \"Humbug,\" is a psychedelic masterpiece that transforms the pop band into an artistic phenomenon.\n\nWhereas other British punk groups have sloppily added electronic instruments to their ensemble, the Arctic Monkey's sound remains largely intact. Aside from the pianos in \"Fire and the Thud\" and the organ sound in \"Pretty Visitors,\" they still sound like the same band.\n\nHowever, the recording style went through major changes. With help from co-producer Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age, the new album is drenched with dreamy echos and loud bass riffs from Nick O'Malley. Turner's high-pitched voice was also toned down for a more down-to-earth tone.\n\nThe resulting sound is an irresistable mix between the hazy echos from Marvin Gaye's \"What's Going On\" album and the aggressive punchiness of the indie punk group, Kasabian.\n\nEven though it doesn't sound like it should work, the Monkeys make it work miraculously, in true artistic splendor. Matt Helders' drums are more subdued in this album, but his staccato-heavy 4/4 rhythm transforms the rules for punk rock bands. Rather than rely on the typical Green Day-style speed punk rhythm, Helders litters his rhythm with drum rolls, tom tom thumping and cymbal smashing, making for a beat that sounds more or less like hip-hop beats on steroids.\n\nThe band's new, bass-oriented sound is even more infectious. Songs such as the hit single \"Crying Lightning\" sound like a dark '70s noir song, rich with probably the coolest bass riff of the year from O'Malley. Other songs, such as \"Dangerous Animals,\" are adrenaline-pumping tracks with a wicked bass line in the chorus.\n\nMost of all, Alex Turner's poetic lyrics are unforgettable. There's nothing cooler than hearing Turner sing \"Canopy 19 is perfectly placed for the reasonably frightening fall from the aftertaste/You'll have to slip away I am unhappy to say, behold is the crook in the hammock plays.\" It's an infectious song that turns the slums into a bizarre world, featuring a tramp with a trampoline under his arm and barking alarm which \"waits, coiled 'till the corner is turned.\"\n\nDespite the heavy criticism of the band from other reviewers, this is definitely the Arctic Monkeys' best album yet. The band has somehow managed to add artistic flair to their sound, without getting carried away with electronic sound effects. Combined with Turner's knack for colorful lyrics, \"Humbug\" is one of the best albums of 2009.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The zenith of Southern California punk rock\n\nReview: Pennywise's 1999 album outdid all their previous albums with catchy chorus melodies and some hard-hitting slow tempo songs.\n\nHardcore punk bands can tend to repeat themselves with an overabundance of noisy guitar chords. With \"Straight Ahead,\" this Hermosa Beach band delivered more than just a hardcore punkfest. They brought a whole culture of punk skateboarding and edgy emotional rage.\n\nThis is not to say that Pennywise didn't do this with all their previous albums. It's just that \"Straight Ahead\" focused the manic energy of South Bay punk with a single that became a phenomenon, \"Alien.\" In the song, Jim Lindberg sings an unusual array of punchy lyrics about fear and loathing in the post-modern world. Fletcher Dragge spends short periods of time, playing a quiet riff on his electric guitar before blasting a wall of noise.\n\nThere's plenty of other quick songs that hit the radio waves with a vengeance. \"Victim of Reality\" took fans on a ride through the rough urban lifestyle of the city. Byron McMackin bangs a slamming, catchy rhythm on the snare before the guitars burst through. Lindberg breaks a brief silence by shouting, \"One good shot and you'll end up dead!\"\n\nWhile the singles are definitely what hooks people in, the real thrill of this album comes from the blistering fast drums of McMackin and the speeding electric and bass guitars. Songs such as \"Still Can Be Great\" resonate with quick rolls on the tom toms, bass drum and snare. Lindberg even raises the adrenaline with his politically bombastic lyrics in \"My Own Country.\"\n\n\"Straight Ahead\" is still one of the more underrated punk albums. Although groups such as Green Day are changing the punk world with long punk epics and acoustic guitar ballads, it's good to hear hardcore punk rock from groups such as Pennywise. The Hermosa Beach band continues the legacy of predecessors such as Black Flag. But this time around, they add in plenty of catchier hooks to please the punk fanatics.","Product: Out of print for nearly five years, \"Telephono\" and \"Soft Effects\" are presented here re-mastered in one specially priced deluxe package with an added video and beautifully restored artwork. With amped-up acoustic guitars, jumpy song structures, and a punk attitude, \"Telephono\" (1996) was the shot across the bow from Austin's fledgling rock heroes. The follow-up, \"Soft Effects\" (1997), features five of Spoon's strongest songs and marks a leap forward in the band's repertoire, signaling the great things to come on subsequent Spoon albums.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Spoon back in the days\n\nReview: The first thing that came to my mind with these albums is that Spoon is loud. These albums show Spoon back in the days when they were jamming as loud as the Pixies.\n\n\"Telephono\" is very raw and filled with jagged guitars. Daniel's screams are oh-so-grating, but the sound production values are so surprisingly high. Although Spoon sometimes gets a little too over their heads like Nada Surf in their early days, the recordings are filled with sneaky effects, such as the lo-fidelity screaming effects and the panning sounds from right to left.\n\nAnd there are plenty of awesome guitar riffs, such as the crazy riffs in \"Theme to Wendel Stivers.\" They even pull off alternating guitars out of rhythm (and alternating between the left and right) before Daniel picks up the pace with his punk-style vocals.\n\n\"Soft Effects\" is a slightly softer album, and as the album title states, Spoon started integrating more elaborate arrangements of soft guitar sounds, drums and vocal effects. Songs like \"Waiting for the Kid to Come Out\" demonstrate Spoon's ability to use soft-to-loud chord dynamics. And Daniel still does awesome vocal tricks, with multiple voice tracks and some loud banging in the background. \"I Could See the Dude\" demonstrates Spoon's use of dreamy echo guitars.\n\nAlthough the album isn't exactly a soft EP, with loud buzzing sounds in \"Get Out The States,\" the EP shows a progression in Spoon's sound.\n\nThese albums may not be the best songs in the Spoon collection, but they are welcome compilations of Spoon back in their raw and loud days.","Product: Kakifly is the music-enthusiast/manga creator behind K-ON!, a series that has spawned an anime, concert tours, music CDs, and more!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Introducing the Weirdos In the Band...\n\nReview: I've always felt that K-ON!'s jokes were most successful in the high school setting. This volume is a fitting, bittersweet conclusion to Azusa's story arc. As president of the Light Music Club, Azusa recruits some new club members are even more unusual than her old band mates. We were already introduced to Ui and her best buddy, Jun. But then she discovers the new weirdos. There's Sumire, a former maid of Tsumugi who is trying to return the tea cabinet to her master. And there's Nao, a mysterious freshman nerd who can't really play anything, but she's great at managing the band. It's a fun, off-beat continuation of the series that proves that even a group of awkward misfits can have plenty of fun in a high school rock band."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The second game in the popular court room battle series from Japan introduces four new cases featuring new characters plot twists and gameplay features. Players resume the role of Phoenix Wright a defence attorney who must prove his client s innocence against the toughest of odds and most ruthless of adversaries. Players must exercise their legal prowess as they collect evidence examine witnesses analyse testimonies and seek the truth to ensure that justice prevails. The game is characterised by its memorable characters engaging storylines and unique gameplay format all presented in a comical anime style.Features:Play from the first person perspective through four shocking new casesTwo distinct gameplay segments:- Investigation phase survey crime scenes interview witnesses and gather evidence that will be used in court- Court phase present findings from the investigation to support your case listen to testimonies examine witnesses and determine what is fact from fiction so you can prove your client s innocenceNew Psyche-Lock feature some witnesses may be keeping the truth under tight lock and key (aka the Psyche-Lock state) so in order to break them down successfully open up their Psyche- Locks with a series of correct questions or catch them on their inconsistent testimonyNew life bar represents Phoenix s status in court by presenting incorrect evidence or following misguided attempts to break Psyche Locks Phoenix s life bar will go down; the only way to regain this stat is to successfully open a witness s Psyche-LockUse the DS touch screen to navigate the game s interface and become deeply involved in court room proceedings by using the microphone to yell Objection Take that and more!Colourful cast of characters include both new and familiar facesFormat: NINTENDO DS Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE UPC: 013388320066 Manufacturer No: 32006\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wright returns with a sense of wright justice!\\n\\nReview: While some gamers may be frustrated with the second Phoenix Wright's gameplay, the game's story really defines the power of visual novels.\\n\\nAs Phoenix Wright fans remember, Wright's sidekick, Maya Fey, left for a spiritual retreat into the mountains. \\\"Justice for All\\\" picks up where the story left off, with Maya scheduled to perform a spiritual channeling with Wright's client, Dr. Grey. But as one might imagine, things go wrong. Dr. Grey gets murdered, and Maya is suspected to be the killer. Wright once again has to defend Maya.\\n\\nAlthough this is a sequel to the original \\\"Phoenix Wright,\\\" players can still play this game without having played the original. The first case on this game is a brief introduction to the gameplay system, in which players must cross-examine witnesses to the crime and declare objections when they find something in their testimony that doesn't match the prosecution's arguments.\\n\\nStill, it really is better for fans to play the original game before the sequel. Some of the long-time favorite characters from the first Phoenix Wright game appear for some even bigger crack-up jokes in the fourth case, and most newbies won't pick up on all the gags.\\n\\nAlthough all four cases in \\\"Justice for All\\\" are top-notch, the fourth case really has one of the best stories I've ever seen in a visual novel game. The case features a villain so diabolically evil that he really puts the main character's stable life into complete jeopardy. It's a fantastic, emotionally wrenching final case that really taxes on people who try to solve it.\\n\\nWith so many great features in the game, there is only one thing that gamers didn't quite enjoy--the Psyche-lock system. New to the Phoenix Wright series, there are certain points in the game in which Phoenix Wright has to interrogate witnesses when they are lying. In order to clear up certain contradictions with witnesses' accounts, Wright has to show the proper evidence to the witness to \\\"unlock\\\" their Psyche-lock so that they can give an accurate account to Wright.\\n\\nHowever, if a player makes a mistake, they lose health. The trouble with the game is that if a player loses too much health, they will have to go through the trial without losing health. If health runs down to zero percent, the game will end. And witnesses often have multiple Psyche-locks, leaving Wright to endure the grueling feat of unlocking all the locks with all the evidence he can get.\\n\\nBut as I said, the ending is definitely worth the effort. The story of \\\"Justice for All\\\" is one of best I've ever read. If anyone finds it in a used game shop, they should look into buying \\\"Justice for All\\\" for one of the most dramatic and earth-shattering plots in a video game.\",\n \"Product: Fill in squares using simple hints to reveal the hidden picture. You'll need both puzzle-solving skills and creativity to earn your picture reward.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Worthwhile game for a quiet puzzle gamer\\n\\nReview: I confess that I'm not much into puzzle games, unless I'm playing a flashy combo-crazy game like \\\"Tetris Attack\\\" or \\\"Meteos.\\\"\\n\\nWhile \\\"Picross DS\\\" is not too flashy, it is a nice diversion from the typical snazzy sound effects-laden games.\\n\\nIn case anyone hasn't heard about it, Picross is a simple game in which players fill in a little picture based on the numbers on the border of a square grid. For example, if there is a number 5 on the column or row of a 5x5 square, the player would fill in five squares in that column or row. However, if there is a 22 on the row or column, the player would fill in the first two squares and the last two squares.\\n\\nAnyhow, it's a fun game to play, just for the simple pleasure of drawing pictures in a puzzle. Some of the 15x15 squares may take a few more minutes to finish, but \\\"Picross DS\\\" is a refreshing challenge. And with an internet router, players can download puzzles off of the Internet.\\n\\nThe only big complaint about this game is that there isn't much of an incentive to continue playing for the sake of making nice pictures. Sure, the animated picross picture at the end looks really cute, but there aren't any especially stunning picross pictures available in the original game, unless one counts the bonus Mario pictures at the end of the game.\\n\\nAlso, the music sounds like cheap elevator music. After a certain point, most players will likely keep the music turned off in the game.\\n\\nHowever, the game also offers different types of Picross grids with their own unique look and sound effects. For example, some stages look like a grass lawn or an ocean. It's a cheesy, but beautiful-looking change from typical pencil and paper Picross.\\n\\nOverall, \\\"Picross DS\\\" is a fun diversion from the typical run-and-gun shooters and action games. However, keep in mind that it is very time-consuming.\",\n \"Product: A brand new chapter of Persona 3 featuring 30 plus hours of gameplay and an enhanced version of the original game loaded with new content and features, Persona 3 FES is the comprehensive version of one of the most acclaimed RPG's of 2007. Over 120 plus hours of total combined gameplay, numerous additions and enhancements, and critically-acclaimed game and art design.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crawling through dungeons in high school\\n\\nReview: \\\"Persona 3 FES\\\" soups up science fiction with high school life in one of the most addicting RPGs ever made.\\n\\nFor a game, \\\"Persona 3\\\" is hardly the usual role-playing routine. Players take control of a high school boy who must balance his high school life with his other job as a shadow hunter. Unlike other RPGs, you actually \\\"live\\\" out your life in school by making decisions, studying for tests and socializing with other characters.\\n\\nAt first, it seems like a joke. You shop for weapons at the police department and healing items at the pharmacy. You can play arcade games in the mall to increase your charm and courage meters. However, this simulation is exactly what makes \\\"Persona 3\\\" an epic experience based on the pressure of high school life. Your social relationships actually build the power of the Personas, the guardian spirits you summon in battle.\\n\\nThis also ties in seamlessly with the dark, animated sequences in the game. You plays as a teenage boy who sees floating coffins on the way to his dorm. When he first arrives, a frightening girl reaches for a pistol. After a few days, black spider-like monsters attack his dorm.\\n\\nHowever, he learns how to defend himself with a sword and a special pistol called an Evoker. By shooting himself in the head with the Evoker, he releases a Persona to defend himself from enemies. He learns from his roommates that he was chosen to lead them to explore a dungeon in an alternate world, known as Tartarus.\\n\\nAnyone would get disturbed from watching these kids shoot themselves in the head so many times. Fortunately, most gamers will accept the gun-to-the-head visual as a gimmick to make the game look grim and dark. The motion is solely to summon monsters out of the person's head, like a spiritual device.\\n\\nThe fighting system is surprisingly simple and easy to learn. Players will choose the actions for their main character in a turn-based game, where players can easily see the order in which monsters will attack. The game visuals might bore gamers with randomly-generated dungeons that feature the same dull environments that appear on each section of Tartarus. The dungeon music also can grate on people's nerves, with a lame soundtrack consisting of piano chords and Halloween drum machines. Even the different music tracks loop repetitiously.\\n\\nIn spite of these flaws, the game is a surprisingly deep experience, focusing more on the characters' life outside of dungeon-crawling. By socializing with other classmates and friends, the main character can \\\"max out\\\" their social links so that they can summon the most powerful Personas in the game.\\n\\nThe FES edition adds even more features. Players can fulfill tasks given to them by Elizabeth, one of the supporting characters in the game. Elizabeth will reward players with extra items, including the special suit items that change their character's appearance in battle and inside the dungeon. Experts of \\\"Persona 3\\\" can also challenge themselves with the hard mode, or they can play the new chapter, \\\"The Answer,\\\" after beating the main game.\\n\\nThis is one of the best JRPGs of the decade. It literally reaches above and beyond the limitations of the \\\"Final Fantasy\\\" games with a high school environment and an eclectic blend of anime and J-pop. The game is hard to find nowadays, but it's still worth every penny.\",\n \"Product: Sonic and his friends have banded together with leading RPG developer BioWare to create a stylish blend of strategy and speed for Sonic’s first RPG, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. Exclusively for the Nintendo DS, Sonic Chronicles mixes a rich story, hand-painted visuals, fast-paced team combat, and wireless collectible trading into a uniquely compelling adventure. Rhythmically tapping and dragging with the stylus in Sonic-style battles, players can level up and use Rings to buy new special attacks as they progress through 20 different and beautifully hand-drawn areas including new and classic Sonic locales. With an engaging storyline, lightning fast attacks, high production values, and impeccable visuals, Sonic Chronicles allows gamers to experience Sonic in a whole new way. Online Trading and Collecting: Collect several types of artificial Chao lifeforms, each with varying power-ups and abilities that help in combat and elsewhere. Players can exchange their Chao with friends via local wireless play. New Party System Gameplay: Sonic Chronicles introduces the “party system” for diverse team tactics using each of the 11 playable character’s unique and customizable skills and powers.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheaply produced Sonic fun\\n\\nReview: Despite the campy quality of some of the graphics and music, \\\"Sonic Chronicles\\\" is an enjoyable gem of an RPG.\\n\\nTo tell the truth, there are many reasons to not like this game. The 3-D cutscene animation is generic and shoddy. The world map music sounds like ancient 1980s Game Boy music. The sound cuts off and sometimes skips in certain sequences. There's not even enough rings on the map screen to pay for accessories and items.\\n\\nYet, there are also many reasons to keep playing \\\"Sonic Chronicles.\\\" For starters, exploring the overworld is ridiculously fun. Each character has a special ability to get through certain obstacles or climb surfaces. The challenge is finding which combination or characters to bring, so that they can get all the rings , like a and eggs.\\n\\nThe other half of the fun is in the battles themselves. Whenever your band of merry animals confronts a monster, they fight in a goofy \\\"Elite Beat Agents\\\" style battle. Special moves require players to rhythmically tap on circles on the screen and follow the drag marks. It's actually a challenge to cast the recovery spell by dragging on the guide lines on screen. The hot rave and rock music in the background only contribute to the hip fight atmosphere.\\n\\nTrue, the pop culture RPG was executed with much more style and finesse in \\\"The World Ends With You.\\\" However, \\\"Sonic Chronicles\\\" still has an undeniable amount of excitement. People will definitely want to keep leveling up their characters with the cool battle system, or search through every nook and cranny of the vast world map for goodies.\\n\\nStill, you can tell that Sega hasn't been thinking much about the Sonic games, based on the poor quality development in this RPG. The cheap MIDI music on the map screen sounds very dull and uninspired. Sometimes the characters attack monsters that are already defeated.\\n\\nEven the story sounds terrible. Imagine, the world is once again in chaos, but Dr. Robotnik is not the enemy. No, it's actually the Marauders, who stole his old robots to use for evil. And guess what--these Marauders were one of the ancient echidna clans expelled from the world by Knuckles' own clan.\\n\\nIt all makes very little sense. However, it doesn't keep this game from playing like an incredibly enjoyable RPG game. True, the graphics and sound could have been revamped by the development team, Bioware. However, the team does a great job in revamping the classic RPG with complex gameplay. Compared to all the inferior 3D platformers by Sonic Team, this is one of the better Sonic games.\",\n \"Product: A brand new chapter of Persona 3 featuring 30 plus hours of gameplay and an enhanced version of the original game loaded with new content and features, Persona 3 FES is the comprehensive version of one of the most acclaimed RPG's of 2007. Over 120 plus hours of total combined gameplay, numerous additions and enhancements, and critically-acclaimed game and art design.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crawling through dungeons in high school\\n\\nReview: \\\"Persona 3 FES\\\" soups up science fiction with high school life in one of the most addicting RPGs ever made.\\n\\nFor a game, \\\"Persona 3\\\" is hardly the usual role-playing routine. Players take control of a high school boy who must balance his high school life with his other job as a shadow hunter. Unlike other RPGs, you actually \\\"live\\\" out your life in school by making decisions, studying for tests and socializing with other characters.\\n\\nAt first, it seems like a joke. You shop for weapons at the police department and healing items at the pharmacy. You can play arcade games in the mall to increase your charm and courage meters. However, this simulation is exactly what makes \\\"Persona 3\\\" an epic experience based on the pressure of high school life. Your social relationships actually build the power of the Personas, the guardian spirits you summon in battle.\\n\\nThis also ties in seamlessly with the dark, animated sequences in the game. You plays as a teenage boy who sees floating coffins on the way to his dorm. When he first arrives, a frightening girl reaches for a pistol. After a few days, black spider-like monsters attack his dorm.\\n\\nHowever, he learns how to defend himself with a sword and a special pistol called an Evoker. By shooting himself in the head with the Evoker, he releases a Persona to defend himself from enemies. He learns from his roommates that he was chosen to lead them to explore a dungeon in an alternate world, known as Tartarus.\\n\\nAnyone would get disturbed from watching these kids shoot themselves in the head so many times. Fortunately, most gamers will accept the gun-to-the-head visual as a gimmick to make the game look grim and dark. The motion is solely to summon monsters out of the person's head, like a spiritual device.\\n\\nThe fighting system is surprisingly simple and easy to learn. Players will choose the actions for their main character in a turn-based game, where players can easily see the order in which monsters will attack. The game visuals might bore gamers with randomly-generated dungeons that feature the same dull environments that appear on each section of Tartarus. The dungeon music also can grate on people's nerves, with a lame soundtrack consisting of piano chords and Halloween drum machines. Even the different music tracks loop repetitiously.\\n\\nIn spite of these flaws, the game is a surprisingly deep experience, focusing more on the characters' life outside of dungeon-crawling. By socializing with other classmates and friends, the main character can \\\"max out\\\" their social links so that they can summon the most powerful Personas in the game.\\n\\nThe FES edition adds even more features. Players can fulfill tasks given to them by Elizabeth, one of the supporting characters in the game. Elizabeth will reward players with extra items, including the special suit items that change their character's appearance in battle and inside the dungeon. Experts of \\\"Persona 3\\\" can also challenge themselves with the hard mode, or they can play the new chapter, \\\"The Answer,\\\" after beating the main game.\\n\\nThis is one of the best JRPGs of the decade. It literally reaches above and beyond the limitations of the \\\"Final Fantasy\\\" games with a high school environment and an eclectic blend of anime and J-pop. The game is hard to find nowadays, but it's still worth every penny.\",\n \"Product: Sonic and his friends have banded together with leading RPG developer BioWare to create a stylish blend of strategy and speed for Sonic’s first RPG, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. Exclusively for the Nintendo DS, Sonic Chronicles mixes a rich story, hand-painted visuals, fast-paced team combat, and wireless collectible trading into a uniquely compelling adventure. Rhythmically tapping and dragging with the stylus in Sonic-style battles, players can level up and use Rings to buy new special attacks as they progress through 20 different and beautifully hand-drawn areas including new and classic Sonic locales. With an engaging storyline, lightning fast attacks, high production values, and impeccable visuals, Sonic Chronicles allows gamers to experience Sonic in a whole new way. Online Trading and Collecting: Collect several types of artificial Chao lifeforms, each with varying power-ups and abilities that help in combat and elsewhere. Players can exchange their Chao with friends via local wireless play. New Party System Gameplay: Sonic Chronicles introduces the “party system” for diverse team tactics using each of the 11 playable character’s unique and customizable skills and powers.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheaply produced Sonic fun\\n\\nReview: Despite the campy quality of some of the graphics and music, \\\"Sonic Chronicles\\\" is an enjoyable gem of an RPG.\\n\\nTo tell the truth, there are many reasons to not like this game. The 3-D cutscene animation is generic and shoddy. The world map music sounds like ancient 1980s Game Boy music. The sound cuts off and sometimes skips in certain sequences. There's not even enough rings on the map screen to pay for accessories and items.\\n\\nYet, there are also many reasons to keep playing \\\"Sonic Chronicles.\\\" For starters, exploring the overworld is ridiculously fun. Each character has a special ability to get through certain obstacles or climb surfaces. The challenge is finding which combination or characters to bring, so that they can get all the rings , like a and eggs.\\n\\nThe other half of the fun is in the battles themselves. Whenever your band of merry animals confronts a monster, they fight in a goofy \\\"Elite Beat Agents\\\" style battle. Special moves require players to rhythmically tap on circles on the screen and follow the drag marks. It's actually a challenge to cast the recovery spell by dragging on the guide lines on screen. The hot rave and rock music in the background only contribute to the hip fight atmosphere.\\n\\nTrue, the pop culture RPG was executed with much more style and finesse in \\\"The World Ends With You.\\\" However, \\\"Sonic Chronicles\\\" still has an undeniable amount of excitement. People will definitely want to keep leveling up their characters with the cool battle system, or search through every nook and cranny of the vast world map for goodies.\\n\\nStill, you can tell that Sega hasn't been thinking much about the Sonic games, based on the poor quality development in this RPG. The cheap MIDI music on the map screen sounds very dull and uninspired. Sometimes the characters attack monsters that are already defeated.\\n\\nEven the story sounds terrible. Imagine, the world is once again in chaos, but Dr. Robotnik is not the enemy. No, it's actually the Marauders, who stole his old robots to use for evil. And guess what--these Marauders were one of the ancient echidna clans expelled from the world by Knuckles' own clan.\\n\\nIt all makes very little sense. However, it doesn't keep this game from playing like an incredibly enjoyable RPG game. True, the graphics and sound could have been revamped by the development team, Bioware. However, the team does a great job in revamping the classic RPG with complex gameplay. Compared to all the inferior 3D platformers by Sonic Team, this is one of the better Sonic games.\",\n \"Product: We're all connected... The world around us, made of people, tactile sensation, and culture has begun to blur with the wired wold inside the computer, of images, personalities, virtual experiences. The day after a classmate commits suicide, Lain, a thirteen year-old girl, discovers how closely the two worlds are linked when she receives an e-mail from the dead girl: \\\"I just abandoned my body. I still live here...\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Welcome to the Wired\\n\\nReview: For anyone who loves Hitchcock films or cyper-punk movies like \\\"Blade Runner\\\", Serial Experiments Lain might be for you. However, you should be aware that some people still don't understand Lain's powers or how the \\\"god of the wired\\\" fits into anything at all. Be prepared to watch this series multiple times to understand it.\\n\\nBut this is an important anime about religion and the truth. Lain is a girl in her early teens who sees strange images. Images blur into child-like sketches. Steam floats out of her hands into a mysterious web over her in the classroom. Her friend, Chisa Yomoda, dropped off a building and died. Yet, she still sent an e-mail that said that she hadn't died. She merely lost her body in order to integrate herself into the wired world (the internet).\\n\\nLain discovers that she is a powerful girl, capable of transfiguring the real world via her mind. Although the series doesn't specify how she can do it, her mind is capable of changing events in the real world from her consciousness in the wired. She also learns that other people are using the wired to kill girls and boys with games and programs. This group of technology freaks is known as Knights. The Knights are led by an old scientist who committed suicide to integrate himself as the god of the wired.\\n\\nIf this sounds twisted and confusing to you, don't worry. This series, by design, is meant to confuse people at first. The language can also confound people who aren't into technology, because the characters talk about \\\"databases\\\", \\\"protocols\\\", and fancy processors and data compressers. However, for anyone who is willing to watch this series multiple times, they will see that Lain is a small girl who is willing to do anything to stop the Knights and destroy any bad memories of herself from her friends.\\n\\nI believe that this is one of the most important anime series of all time, and one of my absolute favorites. \\\"Serial Experiments Lain\\\" forces people to think about how the world of the internet can nearly take over our own lives. Do you feel like the internet is your only release from social pressures in the real world? If so, \\\"Serial Experiments Lain\\\" might be the cure for you.\",\n \"Product: In the year 2029, the ruling super-computer, Skynet, sends an indestructible cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) back in time to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) before she can fulfill her destiny and save mankind.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Terminator for the sci-fi action fanatic\\n\\nReview: For those who haven't seen it yet, the first Terminator movie is an awesome thriller about a rampant cyborg sent to terminate Sarah Conner.\\n\\nIt's a classic movie story that so many people remember. A mysterious cyborg is sent 40 years into the past to kill Sarah Conner. Sarah is the mother of John Conner, the future leader of humans who would lead the revolution against the evil robot empire of DynaNet in the future. Kyle, one of the revolution soldiers, is sent 40 years in the past to protect Sarah.\\n\\nIt's an awfully simple plot, and the Terminator, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is a mindless killing machine who can smash his hands through windows, crush bones and shoot shotguns and machine-guns from motorcycles. \\\"The Terminator\\\" is pretty intense, with guns and explosions peppered through the movie.\\n\\nThis is a memorable film for Sarah Conner actor Linda Hamilton, who would later play the futuristic law enforcer, Robocop. And the love story is surprisingly compassionate. While we've all seen the masochistic male terrorist with weapons of mass destruction many times before, this is one of the first films in which the heavy-duty robotics to help humans in the post-modern world turns against humans to apparently start a wicked apocalypse.\\n\\nMichael Biehn also does a splendid job as Kyle Reese, the no-holds-barred guy who provides most of the dialogue. Ladies will no doubt swoon when they see his steamy sex scene with Sarah. And his flashbacks (or flash forwards?) of his life in the future are pretty dramatic, portraying a post-war slum world of burning oil drums, filthy streets and starving humans.\\n\\nOf course, director James Cameron was probably better known for that film with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the one of the corniest romances ever made in the history of cinema. But \\\"The Terminator\\\" was a great start, with minimalist special effects and hard-hitting drama. And yes, the animatronic robot in the end sequence is somewhat primitive nowadays, but he still is pretty damn scary.\",\n \"Product: From Shojo manga superstars Clamp comes an anime classic. 12 year old Misaki builds her own Angel, a robot competitor for the hit arcade game Angelic Layer. She soon begins winning battles where will and determination count far more than size and strenth. It's a heartwarming story with a message-and a great low price collection!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Angelic Layer - an Inspirational anime for everyone\\n\\nReview: Angelic Layer, is a masterpiece. It follows a similar structure to Pokemon, following Hasuka's rise to the top in the Angelic Layer tournament. The Angelic Layer is a virtual reality game where two players enter their angel dolls into a ring and using their minds to control the dolls to fight each other. With her Angel, Hikaru (Japanese for \\\"light\\\"), she fights to win the tournament. Her two friends support her, as well as contenders for the title who she defeated along the way.\\n\\nAngelic Layer, however, adds an excellent twist to the monster-fighting genre. Misaki and the other characters learned not just to compete, but to also enjoy the game and have fun. Rather than follow the typical shonen theme that the most powerful character may win, Misaki learns that will and determination leads to success. This is an extremely empowering series, where the characters learn to overcome their failures and work hard.\\n\\nAlong the way, the backstory on the origin of the game leads to an amazing scientific twist, in which the dolls were intended to be controlled as prosthetics for physically disabled people. Hasuka's missing mom also makes a compelling twist to the story, appearing only to watch her daughter play and never actually meeting her.\\n\\nThis series has amazing depth that the Pokemon series never reached. Angelic Layer is exciting, intense, and visually stunning. Studio \\\"Bones\\\" handled the animation, and the fluid, fast-paced fight sequences are amazingly entertaining. All the angel fighters have special abilities that make the fights more intense. I also appreciated that there was no gore and bloody to turn people off. This is a series for everyone.\\n\\nAlthough this series isn't the most popular anime in Japan, it should have been. This is one of the best series I have ever seen.\",\n \"Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Let's Do the Time Warp Again\\n\\nReview: This is one of the best damn anime films ever made, if not the best.\\n\\nI haven't heard about Yasutaka Tsutsui's original novel on which this movie is based on. \\\"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\\\" is a prequel to the novel. But God, this is a masterpiece, with dazzling computer animation, backgrounds that even Makoto Shinkai couldn't handle and the most satisfying drama I've ever seen.\\n\\nThe anime involves Makoto Konno, a high school girl who is clumsier than ever. She hangs around, playing baseball with her buddies, studious Kosuke Tsuda and shaggy Chiaki Mamiya. One day, sneaking around a chemistry lab, she falls onto a seed. Little does she know that this seed has special abilities.\\n\\nOn her bicycle ride down a hill, a train is about to cross, and Makoto's wheels lock. Just when she gets hit, she ends up back on the top of the hill, before the train ever crossed. And she's still alive. When Makoto arrives to talk to her aunt about her mind-tripping experience, her aunt gives the suggestion that she went through a time delay. Her aunt says that some girls her age have the ability to jump to a different time when they least expect it. Is this just a coincidence?\\n\\nNo, it's not coincidence. In fact, in the middle of her time travels, this story turns into a heavily emotional romance. As much as Makoto wants to deny her feelings at first, she cannot help but admire the boy who also keeps her safe from danger. This is one of those films in which people cannot help but cry.\\n\\nBy the time viewers understand how Makoto's time traveling works, we can't help but wish that Chiaki would stick around a little longer, to help Makoto out. After all, they are extremely lovable as a couple, and they care for each other so deeply.\\n\\nBut even when we just think that Makoto will end up all alone, the director manages to slip in a great ending. This is one of those films that will cheer anyone up. The characters have such strong emotional bonds. And the use of time travel is mind tripping. Computer-generated images of LCD timers litter the time dimension through which Makoto heads into the past. The backgrounds are gorgeous.\\n\\nReally, there's almost no better romantic anime film than \\\"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.\\\" In fact, anyone can truly say that this is the best anime romance ever made. And Madhouse Studio does a magnificent job--probably the best in their company history.\\n\\nThis is a must-have film. Get it while Bandai Visual is still selling it. After all, with this recession, there's no telling when Bandai will go bankrupt.\",\n \"Product: Deep within the Scub Coral Command Center, Renton is reunited with his long lost sister Diane. In a vast and mysterious library the origins of the Scub Coral and the history of mankind are revealed. Learning from the follies of the past can the two races create a future united? Dewey stands before the final precipices of his mad plan, prepared to destroy a world he has judged as beyond redemption. Using the suborbital super Weapon Oratorio #8 a hole is driven through the crust of the very world and Anemone is dispatched on one final mission. As The End descends upon the Command Cluster, Dominic follows through the rapidly closing hole in a desperate attempt to save not only the world, but the girl he loves.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The summer of love with mechs on surfboards\\n\\nReview: \\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is one of the most breathtaking mecha series, even if robot surfing seems a little too cheesy to take seriously.\\n\\nThe sport in this series is called lifting, a form a airboarding. It's all the rage. The main character of \\\"Eureka Seven,\\\" 14-year-old Renton Thurston, is hell-bent on become a great lifter, just like his idol, Holland Novak. But all his plans change when a cute blue-haired girl named Eureka crashes her LFO robot into his home. When enemy LFOs attack her robot, Renton is faced with daunting responsibility of saving the girl he loves.\\n\\nAfter the battle in the sky, Renton is greeted by Holland with an offer to come aboard his ship, the Gekkostate. This is an offer that Renton cannot refuse, and the start of his new adventures.\\n\\n\\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is a beautiful masterpiece of flashing colors, liquid-smooth fighting animation and romance. Although it opens like a simple romance, it develops into a hard-edged drama of humongous proportions. Gekkostate is at war with the United Federation Force over the fate of the world, and the battles are emotionally shattering.\\n\\nFor starters, Eureka is as emotionally detached as the Evangelion character, Rei Ayanami. She hides the crushing emotional guilt of killing innocent people. And as much as Holland hides the truth, Renton is bound to discover that Eureka is an emotionally depressed girl who is definitely out of this world. Literally.\\n\\nEureka and Renton express extreme angst throughout the series, but their relationship is very compassionate. There's plenty of sadness in the middle of this volume of the collection. However, the characters' constant struggle to help each other through the most difficult times is incredibly heartwarming.\\n\\n\\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is a series which I can never stop watching. Even when Holland's defensive hold on Eureka tends to overwhelm Gekkostate, Renton is a remarkable character who truly understands what is best for her.\\n\\nAlthough the release of the Complete Collection of Eureka Seven is far overdue, the drama and power of \\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is still unmatched. Get it now, while it's still cheap.\",\n \"Product: Meet Konata, an athletic and intelligent girl too dedicated to her favorite primetime animes to excel in anything but otaku culture; Miyuki, the cute, bespectacled living example of moe with an encyclopedic knowledge of all subjects. Kagami, the bitter-sweet, tough but shy straight man to Konata's constant teasing and pranks, and her younger fraternal twin sister, Tsukasa, a kind but air-headed klutz. Witness this study in the human condition as our heroines explore the unexplored in questioning the ordinary!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Lucky Star Stumbles in Opening\\n\\nReview: I love Lucky Star as it progresses. Even though it starts off as a non sequitur anime of everyday jokes, it turns into a fascinating character study of the everyday lives of Japanese high school girls.\\n\\nHowever, it starts off rather slowly, with a couple of bland jokes about Japanese food and eating habits. Anime fans might get especially bored of the jokes about the right way to eat a chocolate cornett.\\n\\nBut as the series goes on, the anime and video game jokes start to take over. The main character, the blue-haired high-school girl Konata Izumi, is an MMORPG addict who just barely manages to get good enough grades. She just can't stop fantasizing her friends as her favorite anime character characters, and some of her bizarre fantasies make for some great parodies of Street Fighter II and other various video games and anime.\\n\\nKagami Hiragi, the genius of the four girls who hang out together, tries as hard as she can to get Konata to stop slacking off. But no matter how hard Konata struggles to do her work, she somehow ends up crawling back to her MMORPG for a long break.\\n\\nOf course, one also has to wonder why Konata is also into dating simulation games, many of which offer men sexual fantasies. Well, Konata's mother isn't around--she passed away. And her father likes playing them, so she got into them too. Konata and her friends have plenty of fun discussing whether an addiction to dating games is a healthy habit for Konata.\\n\\nAs one can see, this series is a zany mix of anime and video game jokes, some of which work and some of which shot over my head. However, whenever Konata and the gang pull off their dating game jokes, I can't help but laugh.\\n\\nProbably the best part of the series, however, is the Lucky Channel section at the end of each episode. Featuring the cute Akira Kogami and her male assistant, Minoru Shiraishi. They're supposed to give informative bios on the main characters, but somehow their conversations turn to Akira's grouchy rant over her miniscule salary and the awful life of a Japanese diva. Akira's attitude usually takes a complete 180, from cute to a grumpy, angry moper. Sometimes Minoru really has to tread lightly, or Akira will take her anger out on Minoru.\\n\\n\\\"Lucky Star\\\" has an especially large amount of extras. First, \\\"The Adventures of Minoru Shiraishi\\\" documents Minoru's journey around Japan, as he sings anime songs and dances in the most inconvenient places. His work is for an important cause, really! However, anime viewers won't get to see his ending credits performances until volume three of \\\"Lucky Star.\\\" Second, this DVD features an awesome karaoke version of the opening theme, with Japanese characters and everything.\\n\\nAll in all \\\"Lucky Star\\\" is a great slice-of-life series, as long as people don't get too turned off by the first few episodes. This series is best seen with Japanese subtitles, rather than the decent, but slightly subpar American dubs.\",\n \"Product: Makoto Konno has two close friends who are both boys in her class. One of them is Kosuke Tsuda, and the other is Chiaki Mamiya. Their relationship is very casual and easy going, but change comes to it. Makoto gained the gift to slip back into time and retrace her steaps because of certain turns of events. But once she learns teh way to make use of the ability, she exerts it to satisfy her day-to-da desire and discontent of everyday life wit no hesitation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Let's Do the Time Warp Again\\n\\nReview: This is one of the best damn anime films ever made, if not the best.\\n\\nI haven't heard about Yasutaka Tsutsui's original novel on which this movie is based on. \\\"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time\\\" is a prequel to the novel. But God, this is a masterpiece, with dazzling computer animation, backgrounds that even Makoto Shinkai couldn't handle and the most satisfying drama I've ever seen.\\n\\nThe anime involves Makoto Konno, a high school girl who is clumsier than ever. She hangs around, playing baseball with her buddies, studious Kosuke Tsuda and shaggy Chiaki Mamiya. One day, sneaking around a chemistry lab, she falls onto a seed. Little does she know that this seed has special abilities.\\n\\nOn her bicycle ride down a hill, a train is about to cross, and Makoto's wheels lock. Just when she gets hit, she ends up back on the top of the hill, before the train ever crossed. And she's still alive. When Makoto arrives to talk to her aunt about her mind-tripping experience, her aunt gives the suggestion that she went through a time delay. Her aunt says that some girls her age have the ability to jump to a different time when they least expect it. Is this just a coincidence?\\n\\nNo, it's not coincidence. In fact, in the middle of her time travels, this story turns into a heavily emotional romance. As much as Makoto wants to deny her feelings at first, she cannot help but admire the boy who also keeps her safe from danger. This is one of those films in which people cannot help but cry.\\n\\nBy the time viewers understand how Makoto's time traveling works, we can't help but wish that Chiaki would stick around a little longer, to help Makoto out. After all, they are extremely lovable as a couple, and they care for each other so deeply.\\n\\nBut even when we just think that Makoto will end up all alone, the director manages to slip in a great ending. This is one of those films that will cheer anyone up. The characters have such strong emotional bonds. And the use of time travel is mind tripping. Computer-generated images of LCD timers litter the time dimension through which Makoto heads into the past. The backgrounds are gorgeous.\\n\\nReally, there's almost no better romantic anime film than \\\"The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.\\\" In fact, anyone can truly say that this is the best anime romance ever made. And Madhouse Studio does a magnificent job--probably the best in their company history.\\n\\nThis is a must-have film. Get it while Bandai Visual is still selling it. After all, with this recession, there's no telling when Bandai will go bankrupt.\",\n \"Product: Deep within the Scub Coral Command Center, Renton is reunited with his long lost sister Diane. In a vast and mysterious library the origins of the Scub Coral and the history of mankind are revealed. Learning from the follies of the past can the two races create a future united? Dewey stands before the final precipices of his mad plan, prepared to destroy a world he has judged as beyond redemption. Using the suborbital super Weapon Oratorio #8 a hole is driven through the crust of the very world and Anemone is dispatched on one final mission. As The End descends upon the Command Cluster, Dominic follows through the rapidly closing hole in a desperate attempt to save not only the world, but the girl he loves.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The summer of love with mechs on surfboards\\n\\nReview: \\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is one of the most breathtaking mecha series, even if robot surfing seems a little too cheesy to take seriously.\\n\\nThe sport in this series is called lifting, a form a airboarding. It's all the rage. The main character of \\\"Eureka Seven,\\\" 14-year-old Renton Thurston, is hell-bent on become a great lifter, just like his idol, Holland Novak. But all his plans change when a cute blue-haired girl named Eureka crashes her LFO robot into his home. When enemy LFOs attack her robot, Renton is faced with daunting responsibility of saving the girl he loves.\\n\\nAfter the battle in the sky, Renton is greeted by Holland with an offer to come aboard his ship, the Gekkostate. This is an offer that Renton cannot refuse, and the start of his new adventures.\\n\\n\\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is a beautiful masterpiece of flashing colors, liquid-smooth fighting animation and romance. Although it opens like a simple romance, it develops into a hard-edged drama of humongous proportions. Gekkostate is at war with the United Federation Force over the fate of the world, and the battles are emotionally shattering.\\n\\nFor starters, Eureka is as emotionally detached as the Evangelion character, Rei Ayanami. She hides the crushing emotional guilt of killing innocent people. And as much as Holland hides the truth, Renton is bound to discover that Eureka is an emotionally depressed girl who is definitely out of this world. Literally.\\n\\nEureka and Renton express extreme angst throughout the series, but their relationship is very compassionate. There's plenty of sadness in the middle of this volume of the collection. However, the characters' constant struggle to help each other through the most difficult times is incredibly heartwarming.\\n\\n\\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is a series which I can never stop watching. Even when Holland's defensive hold on Eureka tends to overwhelm Gekkostate, Renton is a remarkable character who truly understands what is best for her.\\n\\nAlthough the release of the Complete Collection of Eureka Seven is far overdue, the drama and power of \\\"Eureka Seven\\\" is still unmatched. Get it now, while it's still cheap.\",\n \"Product: Meet Konata, an athletic and intelligent girl too dedicated to her favorite primetime animes to excel in anything but otaku culture; Miyuki, the cute, bespectacled living example of moe with an encyclopedic knowledge of all subjects. Kagami, the bitter-sweet, tough but shy straight man to Konata's constant teasing and pranks, and her younger fraternal twin sister, Tsukasa, a kind but air-headed klutz. Witness this study in the human condition as our heroines explore the unexplored in questioning the ordinary!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Lucky Star Stumbles in Opening\\n\\nReview: I love Lucky Star as it progresses. Even though it starts off as a non sequitur anime of everyday jokes, it turns into a fascinating character study of the everyday lives of Japanese high school girls.\\n\\nHowever, it starts off rather slowly, with a couple of bland jokes about Japanese food and eating habits. Anime fans might get especially bored of the jokes about the right way to eat a chocolate cornett.\\n\\nBut as the series goes on, the anime and video game jokes start to take over. The main character, the blue-haired high-school girl Konata Izumi, is an MMORPG addict who just barely manages to get good enough grades. She just can't stop fantasizing her friends as her favorite anime character characters, and some of her bizarre fantasies make for some great parodies of Street Fighter II and other various video games and anime.\\n\\nKagami Hiragi, the genius of the four girls who hang out together, tries as hard as she can to get Konata to stop slacking off. But no matter how hard Konata struggles to do her work, she somehow ends up crawling back to her MMORPG for a long break.\\n\\nOf course, one also has to wonder why Konata is also into dating simulation games, many of which offer men sexual fantasies. Well, Konata's mother isn't around--she passed away. And her father likes playing them, so she got into them too. Konata and her friends have plenty of fun discussing whether an addiction to dating games is a healthy habit for Konata.\\n\\nAs one can see, this series is a zany mix of anime and video game jokes, some of which work and some of which shot over my head. However, whenever Konata and the gang pull off their dating game jokes, I can't help but laugh.\\n\\nProbably the best part of the series, however, is the Lucky Channel section at the end of each episode. Featuring the cute Akira Kogami and her male assistant, Minoru Shiraishi. They're supposed to give informative bios on the main characters, but somehow their conversations turn to Akira's grouchy rant over her miniscule salary and the awful life of a Japanese diva. Akira's attitude usually takes a complete 180, from cute to a grumpy, angry moper. Sometimes Minoru really has to tread lightly, or Akira will take her anger out on Minoru.\\n\\n\\\"Lucky Star\\\" has an especially large amount of extras. First, \\\"The Adventures of Minoru Shiraishi\\\" documents Minoru's journey around Japan, as he sings anime songs and dances in the most inconvenient places. His work is for an important cause, really! However, anime viewers won't get to see his ending credits performances until volume three of \\\"Lucky Star.\\\" Second, this DVD features an awesome karaoke version of the opening theme, with Japanese characters and everything.\\n\\nAll in all \\\"Lucky Star\\\" is a great slice-of-life series, as long as people don't get too turned off by the first few episodes. This series is best seen with Japanese subtitles, rather than the decent, but slightly subpar American dubs.\",\n \"Product: Minoru Shiraishi here! The season of summer starts for the girls of Lucky Star and with it comes those staple images of vacation like gold fish scooping at outdoor festivals while wearing a yukata, Smashing watermelons on the beach in swim suits, and that homework due when vacation is over that I completely forgot about! Ms. Kuroi s going to kill me if I don t get that done! Knowing Konata shes probably spent the whole vacation playing online games and wont get her work done till she s copied it from Kagami. I wonder if she would let me copy too, probably not since I dont know her that well. I really need to make some smarter friends... What? I m getting off track? Sorry. Please watch us!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lucky Star tickles my funny bone\\n\\nReview: Volume one of \\\"Lucky Star\\\" was a hit-and-miss comedy effort, but the second volume adds in far more funny anime reference jokes.\\n\\n\\\"Lucky Star\\\" isn't an original series--it features mostly anime parody jokes which are only funny if people have seen the anime series which the parodies are based on. Thankfully, \\\"Lucky Star\\\" sneaks in some very funny inside references to anime.\\n\\nFor starters, in episode six Konata's cousin, Yui Narumi, gets steamed as another driver passes her car on the freeway. She then engages the person in an adrenaline-pumpking Initial D-style race--at 45 miles per hour. Talk about heavily dramatized.\\n\\nKonata's teacher Nanako also has a sneaky inside reference to Evangelion. At a table at the beach, she drinks a beer and she says the trademark \\\"CAAH! This is delicious!\\\" quote from Misaki at the apartment.\\n\\nOkay, maybe that joke is a little too elusive for other anime watchers to catch. However, \\\"Lucky Star\\\" flourishes in these silly inside references and parodies.\\n\\nEven funnier are Konata's breaks in the middle of her homework to play her MMORPG. Konata has some humorous chats with her teacher in the MMORPG, who keeps reminding her to do her homework. However, sometimes Konata just HAPPENS to find a rare drop item in the game, and has to spend a special all-nighter trying out the new item. Good grief.\\n\\nThere's also plenty of great references to \\\"Maria Watches Over Us,\\\" about Catholic girls appointed as the special \\\"little sisters\\\" to senior girls. And just for kicks, \\\"Lucky Star\\\" adds in a sneaky reference to \\\"Azumanga Daioh\\\" in the form of a relay race.\\n\\nAnd while not everyone will get these jokes, \\\"Lucky Star\\\" is a special series for trying every single parody joke that anyone could ever think of. Sometimes the jokes don't work, but in this series, volume two is the beginning of \\\"Lucky Star\\\" at its prime.\",\n \"Product: On August 10th of the year 2010 the Holy Empire of Britannia began a campaign of conquest, its sights set on Japan. Operations were completed in one month thanks to Britannias deployment of new mobile humanoid armor vehicles dubbed Knightmare Frames. Japans rights and identity were stripped away, the once proud nation now referred to as Area 11. Its citizens, Elevens, are forced to scratch out a living while the Britannian aristocracy lives comfortably within their settlements. Pockets of resistance appear throughout Area 11, working towards independence for Japan. Lelouch, an exiled Imperial Prince of Britannia posing as a student, finds himself in the heart of the ongoing conflict for the island nation. Through a chance meeting with a mysterious girl named C.C., Lelouch gains his Geass, the power of the king. Now endowed with absolute dominance over any person, Lelouch may finally realize his goal of bringing down Britannia from within!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lelouch's revolution begins here\\n\\nReview: Code Geass is one of the essential anime of 2008, with large robots fighting for freedom from western empires.\\n\\nJapanese residents have always had a love/hate relationship with America. On one hand, American imports have advanced Japan as one of the most advanced countries in the world. On the other hand, American soldiers still live in bases in Japan, as the only military defense for Japan. It's no surprise that Code Geass is an anime set in an alternate universe where Japan was taken over by the Western empire of Brittania. Britain and America must have teamed up to form one empire.\\n\\nJapan was renamed Area 11. One of the elevens, Lelouch, was instated as an upper-class Brittanian. He holds a grudge against Brittania. However, after discovering a green-haired girl named C.C., Lelouch receives Geass, the power to control people to do whatever he wishes.\\n\\nAlthough Code Geass is very fast-paced for a mecha anime, the back-to-back sequences of strategy-planning and robot fighting leads to some awesome action sequences. Lelouch also plays some clever strategies to lead his rebel army to defeat Brittanian robot armies. And the dialogue between Lelouch and his girl friends makes for some interesting comedy sequences.\\n\\nOverall, part one is a great introduction to Code Geass, which could be the best anime of 2008. Hopefully part two is just as sweet.\\n\\nBy the way, Code Geass also features excellent bonus features. Each DVD features some extra scenes, with nifty picture slide shows and dialogue. And for fan service fans, disc two features a great fan service scene of all the Code Geass girls nude in a bathhouse. It's quite a guilty pleasure, indeed.\",\n \"Product: Embarking on the path of carnage Zero and his Order of Black Knights have begun operations in the mountainous region of Narita. Using the power of Kallen's Knightmare the Guren Mk-2 a land slide is triggered and a trap is set for the Imperial Princess Cornelia. Just as victory is within arms reach a white flash moves across the battlefield and Lelouch once again finds himself face to face with Suzaku. With Zero unable to escape the Lancelot C.C. steps forward and unleashes a torrent of mental anguish upon the young Eleven pilot but will this be enough to ensure escape?As the dust clears from the battle of Narita a number of casualties are revealed amongst them the name of Shirley's father is revealed. A loathing soon blossoms within her as she sets out for vengeance against the Order of the Black Knights but once Zero's identity is discovered will she be able to pull the trigger?Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: ANIMATION Rating: 13+ Age: 669198803291 UPC: 669198803291 Manufacturer No: 80329\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Betrayals and another Geass\\n\\nReview: Part two of \\\"Code Geass\\\" gets even more maliciously violent, with terrorist attacks, plot twists and a sadistic arch-nemesis.\\n\\nThis set of DVDs shows LeLouch having a tough time balancing his school life and the terrorist work with the Black Knights. In episodes 9-10, Zero and the Knights set up a massive landslide against the Brittanian forces in Narita. However, his landslide destroys the city of Narita, leaving him with the guilt of murdering thousands of people, including people related to his friends.\\n\\nThe true kicker of this box set, however, are the episodes in which LeLouch confronts the madman, Mao. This teenager, madly in love with the green-haired C.C., has an incredible Geass power. LeLouch and Mao are forced to confront each other in a deadly battle of wits.\\n\\nAdmittedly, this series will test the limits of even longtime shonen fans. There's plenty of violence and even a frightening scene involving a chainsaw and a pistol that may keep parents from purchasing this DVD. However, the stakes are raised in this anime for the heartbreaking, tragic end to season one in part three. This is a brutal, but exciting anime to watch.\",\n \"Product: CODE GEASS LELOUCH OF THE REBELLION V3\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Genocide and the apocalypse of Japan\\n\\nReview: Part three of \\\"Code Geass\\\" yanks out anime fans' heartstrings with a genocidal tragedy and the near destruction of Japan.\\n\\nIt opens with LeLouch (a.k.a. the Black Knight, Zero) plotting his next moves against his enemy, Suzaku, who is now Princess Euphemia's knight. However, his plans don't turn out as expected, leaving Zero to use his Geass to control Suzaku.\\n\\nThe next few episodes 19-21 transform the series into an amusing harem romance, with characters falling in love. LeLouch meets up with Euphemia, who share a touching romance together. Suzaku also arrests Kallen in an embarassing fan service nude scene.\\n\\nThere's plenty of romance in these episodes, and LeLouch's relationship reaches a charming lovey-dovey point in episode 22. However, all hope ends up shattering in LeLouch's face, leading to a violent overthrow of Brittania.\\n\\nTo say the least, the last episodes of \\\"Code Geass\\\" are breathtakingly destructive. The series reaches its blood-splattering peak in episode 22, with loads of bullets and robot destruction. The fall of the Black Knights is stunning to watch.\\n\\nUnfortunately, the adrenaline-packed final episode is cut short with a bullet-time scene and a teaser for season two. However, the first season is so visually satisfying that fans will definitely want to hunt for the second season, R2, immediately.\",\n \"Product: Like a drug, Yukino Miyazawa was addicted to admiration and praise from those around her. She worked hard to become the perfect student, the perfect girl. But that was before... him. Souichirou Arima. The instant she met him, she hated him. Without even trying, he snatched the very glory from her hands by easily acing the high school entrance exam that should have made her the class representative. To take back what is rightfully hers, Yukino is putting all her efforts into plotting her revenge; but was love part of the plan? Contains all 26 episodes of the television series in a single keepcase! DVD Features: Scene access, Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo audio for English and Japanese dialogue, English and Spanish subtitles, and removable soft subtitles for on-screen translations. PLUS: Director s notes, translation notes, production notes, character biographies, storyboard samples, voice actor interviews, English voice actresses outtakes, phone messages, original U.S. His and Her Circumstances trailer, and Nozomi Entertainment trailers.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautifully flawed anime classic\\n\\nReview: \\\"His & Her Circumstances\\\" eases anime watchers with touching teenager romance, even if quality declined at the end.\\n\\nThis series has suffered from mixed reviews throughout its run. Director Hideaki Anno, known as the director of \\\"Neon Genesis Evangelion,\\\" helmed the production of this series. However, the series literally degenerated as the director fought with Masami Tsuda, the original manga artist of this series.\\n\\nFor anyone unfamiliar with the manga, \\\"Kare Kano\\\" is about a girl named Yukino Miyazawa. She is a talented, beautiful overachiever who strives for perfection. She's frustrated with having to compete with Soichiro Arima, a boy who is also one of the top students.\\n\\nUnlike Arima, Miyazawa is a spoiled slob at home who studies endlessly to maintain her grades. Arima discovers her alter-ego when he arrives at Miyazawa's house to return a Brahms CD he borrowed from her. At first, he threatens to reveal her secret facade by forcing her to do his work for the student council for a few days. However, their feelings gradually deepen for each other. After a small argument, they begin to care for each other.\\n\\n\\\"His or Her Circumstances\\\" takes a closer look at the complications of high school romance. It also looks into the deeper problems of Arima's own family conflicts. His own parents were blackmailers, who deserted him because of a huge debt they couldn't pay off. Although this series tends to ramble during some episodes, it never loses its charm until the director of the series quit working on the series.\\n\\nCertainly this series has its flaws. The ending sequence is a boring motion sequences with a live camera in a Japanese high school. Parts of the series were taken out of the DVD because of arguments between animation studio Gainax and the manga artist. The last story arc of the series remains unfinished.\\n\\nYet the series never loses the charm it retains in the opening sequence. \\\"His & Her Circumstances\\\" easily has the best opening animation of a shoujo series ever. The theme song, \\\"Tenshi no Yubikiri\\\" (translated as \\\"The Angel's promise\\\"), is a lovely ballad as charming as an American Motown song. Viewers will be even more impressed by Anno's ability to mix the psychological elements of \\\"Evangelion\\\" seamlessly into a romantic atmosphere.\\n\\nOverall, \\\"His & Her Circumstances\\\" is a must-buy. The warm relationship of Miyazawa and Arima is worth every penny, no matter how you may argue about the unfinished ending. Everything, from the beautiful character designs to the touching anime shading, is too wonderful to pass up.\",\n \"Product: Arusu, a young girl who believes in magic with all her heart, one day finds herself suddenly dropped into the middle of a magical world that's beyond her wildest imaginings. At first, it seems that her life's wish has finally been granted, but things quickly change as she find out more about the less-than-perfect wonderland. She soon meets two young witches named Sheila and Eva, and one wild broomstick ride later, all three girls are blamed for the release of the witches' source of magic, captured fairies. After an unusual punishment is delivered, they are given the task of recapturing the fairies, a difficult thing to do when Arusu keeps freeing them!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Tweeny Witches is quick, cute fun\\n\\nReview: \\\"Tweeny Witches\\\" surprised me with its instant charm, in only 22-minute episodes. Actually, the episodes are divided into two parts, each one being 11 minutes long. However, this series covers plenty of ground in 8 episodes, giving a brief look at Arisu and her peacekeeping efforts against the imprisonment of fairies.\\n\\nIn \\\"Tweeny\\\", Arisu is a teenage middle school student who totes around her bulky magic book. Her friends teased her and were about to throw the book off the roof of the building. Arisu grabbed it, but fell off. If it wasn't for the magic book sending her to another dimension, Arisu would have been a goner.\\n\\nFortunately Arisu was transported to a world of witches and fairies. Actually, the fairies like more like multi-colored monsters. However, Arisu couldn't stand seeing them cooped up in cages by witches-in-training, such as the shy Eva and the strict, disciplined Shiela. She set them free, but this caused misfortune for Eva and Shiela, in charge of guarding the fairies. As punishment, the leader of witches casts a curse of eternal youth on Eva and Shiela, who unfortunately are about the same age as Arisu.\\n\\nHowever, \\\"Tweeny\\\" is more than it looks. The characters are very strong, and pull off incredibly emotionally performances, even though the emotion is in small 11 minute sound bites. And there is also a big overarching plot, spanning a war between warlocks and witches and the misuse of magical creatures.\\n\\nI actually like the quick format. It offers quick anime fun, convenient when I'm in a hurry to finish homework or work on news stories. And although the drawings lack detail, the animation is very smooth and fast. And there's plenty of broom-riding and magic casting for fans of the \\\"Harry Potter\\\" movies. This is a great gem for anime fans.\",\n \"Product: Arusu, Sheila, and Eva, in order to retrieve captured fairies, travel to the Warlock Realm with the help of the warlock Sigma. Entering Wizard Kingdom, they find themselves in a world that is very different from the Witch Realm. There, Sheila discovers the true state of the magical world, and then learns of a traitorous witch upon returning home. After the three witches reaffirm their bond, Arusu faces someone claiming to be her mirror while Eva taps a new power within herself. Meanwhile, in the background, witches are falling to a mysterious illness, and warlocks are preparing to mount an invasion.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Arusu finds magic book and her mirror\\n\\nReview: If you haven't seen the first DVD, be aware that I might mention some spoilers in this review. You have been warned!\\n\\nIn the previous DVD, Arusu, Sheila and Eva joined Sigma to find the warlocks' world. Sigma, however, also has ulterior motives to grab the magic book from them to give to the warlocks. The magical world is disappearing, and the magic book would give the warlocks the power of dark magic.\\n\\nSigma's technological underground home of metal, electronics and flying machines, is a culture shock. It's almost unfair that the warlocks have this much power. Sheila is awfully glum about the future of the witches' home, and whether Arusu is doing the right thing by saving fairies. Thus, Sheila sends Arusu on a ship to the human world. However, Arusu is in for a shock when she meets a pirate who claims that he is Arusu's mirror. For some reason, he has the book...\\n\\nI kept most of the details pretty vague, but this series still has many questions to be answered. Arusu mentions the story of Alice, who travels to Wonderland through a magic mirror. Still, it must be strange for Arusu to deal with some guy who keeps saying that he's her mirror. But the emotional tension remains high in this anime, and that's a good thing.\\n\\nI also enjoyed watching Sheila, who is (thank goodness) starting to question the authority of the warlocks and the witches. Sheila is also spying on her elder witches, to see who is double-crossing them.\\n\\nAnd far more mysterious events occur as well. Witches suddenly die for causes that are completely unknown. And the warlocks take their biggest step to try and capture Arusu and the magic book.\\n\\nThis is one of the biggest sleeper hits of 2008. The series hasn't disappointed me yet. While this series is definitely more for kids, based on the storybook style colors and drawings, the action is still intense. There are plenty of magic battles in this volume. And the voice acting is incredible. In fact, there's even a special feature which shows that this is one of the first anime series in which the voice acting was performed before the animation. Maybe this is why the acting performances are so strong in this anime, compared to other anime series.\\n\\nIf you love shojo (girl's) anime, then you definitely cannot pass up on the Tweeny Witches (or Mahou no Shoujo Arusu in Japanese).\\n\\nBy the way, the other special feature shows the animation trailer for the series which they pitched to their producers and the trailer for the finished product. I'd have to say that the final product looks far better than their initial trailer.\",\n \"Product: Classic 1993 album of polished but raw funk/jazz/hip-hop, featuring \\\"Steve Biko (Stir It Up)\\\" & \\\"Sucka Nigga\\\". A TRIBE CALLED QUEST (Condition: NM/M)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Low-key, jazz rap maraudin'\\n\\nReview: One could say that A Tribe Called Quest's third album is a little boring in the beginning, due to the lack of low bass and the lack of noise in the jazz samples.\\n\\nHowever, \\\"Midnight Marauder\\\" has a greater variety of samples that sound smoother and cooler than most other rap groups can even handle.\\n\\nThe album starts somewhat off-kilter with \\\"Steve Biko.\\\" The track lacks the in-your-face rhythm of the bass which characterized their sophomore album as one of the best. However, the song makes for a hard-hitting protest song and a tribute to South African humans rights activist and political revolutionary Steve Biko.\\n\\nDJ Ali Shaheed Muhammad adds in a track with a smooth chordal progression with keyboards and dulcimers in \\\"Award Tour,\\\" the big single on the record. Phife gives his best rap on this track, which includes the cool line, \\\"Yo, wack-a** crews wanna diss, it makes me laugh/Well, my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft.\\\"\\n\\nIn fact, Phife has quite a few notable moments, rapping about his woes and troubles in \\\"8 Million Stories.\\\" Although he had a fun solo rap in the second album, \\\"The Low End Theory,\\\" his rap in this song easily trumps it. He gives a moving flow about living on a tight budget, buying gifts for his whiny brother and getting sticked up by some gangsters.\\n\\nOther tracks, such as \\\"Sucka N***a,\\\" are even cooler than the songs on \\\"The Low End Theory.\\\" The bass line, guitar and keyboards sound incredible smooth as Q-Tip raps the coolest chorus line, \\\"Sucka n***a, n***a n***a/I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front.\\\"\\n\\nThis is probably the Tribe's most consistent collection. Each song seamlessly runs into the other, with hard-hitting tracks such as \\\"We Can Get Down\\\" mellowed out with low-key tracks such as \\\"Electric Relaxation.\\\"\\n\\nAn airline instruction-style narration in the album also makes for humorous interludes. Probably the best voice-over is the one before \\\"8 Million Storeis,\\\" in which the voice-over says, \\\"Seven times out of 10, we listen to our music at night. Thus, spawns the title of this program. The word maraud means to loot. In this case, we maraud for ears.\\\"\\n\\nAlthough fans will endlessly debate where Midnight Marauders ranks in significance to their other four albums, \\\"Midnight Marauders\\\" will certainly be remembered as one of the coolest rap albums ever made.\",\n \"Product: Primitive Radio Gods ~ Rocket\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Primitive Radio Gods turns hip-hop and rock into a touching masterpiece\\n\\nReview: While I was never a fan of Savage Garden, which had a similar mix of hip-hop and rock, I was a huge fan of the Primitive Radio Gods. This group plays with the typical hip-hop beats to create gorgeous orchestral landscapes and rock guitars.\\n\\nPrimitive Radio Gods were best known as the group who performed the hip-hop style song with the long title, \\\"Standing in a broken phone booth in the pouring rain with money in my hand.\\\" Whereas Savage Garden played numerous sex songs, this band sings about struggles with finding success. Rather than overindulge themselves with themes based on sleeping with women, the Gods really provide an unusual blend of orchestral organs, grunge guitars and hard-hitting drums to play the best rock I've ever heard in a long time.\\n\\nIt's hard to play this kind of material--radios have not really stayed friendly to the Gods, and they were slowly forgotten over groups such as Savage Garden and, surprisingly, movie director Baz Luhrman. This group really had everything it took to become great, but the radios hadn't played the edgier songs to attract them to the grunge audience. Hopefully Sony will consider reissuing this album, but these hopes are somewhat thin.\",\n \"Product: NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: R.E.M. Heads Into Mainstream\\n\\nReview: \\\"Document\\\" was R.E.M.'s first breakout album that took them out of the obscurity of indie rock. Although R.E.M.'s guitars and Stipe's voice are louder, they added some cool guitar effects and some saxophones too.\\n\\nAlthough this album eliminated R.E.M.'s softy band status temporarily, this album added a stadium sound that increased R.E.M.'s accessibility. After all, listeners had a hard time hearing the words in R.E.M.'s first albums. In fact, with the opening track, \\\"Finest Worksong,\\\" Stipe shows off his stadium voice, bellowing \\\"The time to rise has been engaged/You'd better best to rearrange.\\\" As guitars blast in the background, Stipe calls people to take their instinct by the reins.\\n\\nR.E.M. also prove that they can still sing great soft songs, in the part acoustic, part-electric guitar ballad \\\"Welcome to the Occupation.\\\" Stipe continues his political edge about the government, with lyrics such as \\\"Listen to the Congress/where we propogate confusion/primitive and wild/Fire on the hemisphere below.\\\"\\n\\nBut this isn't completely a political album at all. In fact, Stipe sings some really wacky line in the song \\\"Strange,\\\" where he sings to a cool drum beat \\\"There's something strange going on tonight/There's something going on that's not quite right/Michael's nervous and the lights are bright/There's something going on that's not quite right, uh-huh.\\\" The next few lyrics don't really elaborate much, but it proves how much R.E.M. is interested in utter absurdity at this point of their career.\\n\\nAnd of course, no song is as absurd as \\\"It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine).\\\" Stipe mouths off fast strings of lyrics, such as \\\"The other night I dreamt of knives/continental drift divide/Mountains sit in a line/Leonard Bernstein.\\\" Of course, the first parts of the song make more sense, where he sings \\\"Eye of a hurricane/listen to yourself churn/World serves its own needs/don't misserve your own needs.\\\" Although I don't think anyone who heard the song could make much sense out of the words, it was still a fun, original song that became a huge hit.\\n\\nOf course, there is another song that received plenty of recognition, named \\\"The One I Love.\\\" Don't be fooled by the title--it isn't a love song. In fact, Stipe sings that \\\"This one goes out to the one I left behind/A simple prop to occupy my time.\\\" Obviously, that girl wasn't much of a person, if she was just a prop. But the guitar strums and drum beats accompanying Stipe after crying \\\"Fire!\\\" made this song legendary.\\n\\nIn fact, Stipe proves that his band is just as capable of blasting cool guitar strums, frets and feedback effects. And \\\"Fireplace\\\" really shows off the guitarist's talent with a saxophone playing a hot improv accompaniment.\\n\\nEven though some songs, such as \\\"Exhuming McCarthy,\\\" sound way too happy to be taken seriously, the album is a very strong effort from R.E.M. It proved that R.E.M. was a band that deserved to enter into the limelight.\",\n \"Product: Out of print in the U.S. 1997 release, the third album from alt-rock band Live. Secret Samadhi debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200 when it was released. It includes the singles \\\"Lakini's Juice\\\", \\\"Rattlesnake\\\", \\\"Turn My Head\\\" and \\\"Freaks\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Bizarre hit from grunge band\\n\\nReview: In the same manner as Weezer's \\\"Pinkerton\\\" album, \\\"Secret Samadhi\\\" was a sleeper hit with grandiose chord progressions and fascinating lyrics.\\n\\n\\\"Secret Samadhi\\\" was slammed by many critics, who rightfully complained about the Ed Kowalczyk's nondescript lyrics of himself in a masculine crisis. While the words certainly didn't match the power of the previous album, \\\"Throwing Copper,\\\" the album was intriguing for its personal look into the psyche of Kowalczyk.\\n\\nSongs such as the hit single \\\"Lakini's Juice\\\" resound with riveting power, as Kowalczyk expresses his fears of sexuality in the media. The music video alone is a maniacal combination of people in underwear sexual foreplay, with Kowalczyk yelling \\\"Let me ride!\\\" Whether he was satisfied or horrified, we may never know.\\n\\nRegardless, this an engaging reflection on rural American life. Songs such as \\\"Rattlesnake\\\" and \\\"Graze\\\" reflect on life in a small town in Pennsylvania. Other ballads, such as \\\"Turn My Head,\\\" retain a spiritual sense of beauty.\\n\\nOne of the strongest songs on the album is the fast-paced jam \\\"Heropsychodreamer,\\\" in which Kowalczyk yells about how the subculture of his dreams is waiting for him to fall asleep. Bassist Patrick Dahlheimer pulls off one of the coolest rhythms while Chad Gracey pounds a speedy 4/4 beat on the drums.\\n\\nHowever, even Kowalczyk takes the drama to obscenely strange levels in songs such as \\\"Freaks.\\\" We'll probably never know why he's singing \\\"Will you call them freaks?\\\" or why he irritatingly repeats \\\"Labor, labor, labor.\\\" Certainly the song sounds awesome, but anyone has to be a little disturbed when he sings \\\"You know your sperm is weak.\\\"\\n\\nThankfully, \\\"Secret Samadhi\\\" never reaches the point where it's totally incomprehensible. The third album may not hold the same staying power as \\\"Throwing Copper,\\\" but it's a fascinating progression for the grunge band in its growing pains.\",\n \"Product: Beth Orton ~ Central Reservation\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: As eclectic as Van Morrison, and so much more\\n\\nReview: Beth Orton can too easily be compared to Van Morrison, who melded celtic folk with rock, jazz and countless other styles.\\n\\nIn fact, Orton is far more eclectic, mixing classical violins and jazz and trip-hop together to make one of the best albums I've ever heard.\\n\\n\\\"Central Reservation\\\" is a demonstration of just how diverse her stylings are. Songs such as \\\"Stolen Car\\\" feature cool mixes of upbeat trip-hop with folk and classical violins. And Orton is the sage who takes center stage when she sings, \\\"When every line speaks the language of love/And never held the meaning I was thinking of/And I can't decide over right or wrong/You left the feeling that I just do not belong.\\\"\\n\\nTrue, Orton isn't as riotously rebellious as Sleater-Kinney, who demanded that men dig her out of this mess. However, Orton has a sly way of upsetting the gender balance of power with biting words and orchestrations of electric cellos, among other instruments.\\n\\nOther songs, such as \\\"So Much More,\\\" feature the smoothest keyboards and electronic sounds, like a cool cross-breed of Enya and jazz. But this song is nowhere near as elegant as the seven-minute long \\\"Pass in Time,\\\" with a gorgeous string ensemble playing to jazz basses and acoustic guitars. It's such a unique mix of country and jazz, with the fantastic singing talent of Terry Cavalier.\\n\\nAlthough hard rock fans might sleep as Beth Orton slides by singing the beautiful acoustic songs \\\"Sweetest Decline\\\" and \\\"Central Reservation,\\\" there's so much to love from the combination of guitars and keyboards. It sounds so calm, and yet so irresistable.\\n\\nAnd by the time listeners think that's all that Orton can do, a jamming hip-hop beat plays in the song \\\"Stars All Seem to Weep.\\\" Even if the song uses only two chords, Orton's voice makes the song so ethereal, as she sings, \\\"I think about you in the moonlit night/And the stars all seem to weep/When there's so much love to give/There's never any time for sleep, yeah.\\\" Her use of short guitar samples and drifting keyboard sounds make for a chilling cosmopolitan sound like no other artist.\\n\\nWhile artists such as Norah Jones have had trouble adjusting her quiet jazz sound, Orton truly commandeers this album with the best instrumentation I have ever heard in a female pop singer's album. It's not jazz, or pop, or rock or trip-hop--it's a sound that so genuinely belongs to Beth Orton. And she sounds so warm and eclectic that no other artist can even match her talent.\",\n \"Product: Their first album in five years! Earliest release from Japan. Virgin. 2003.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Massive Attack brings irresistable orchestrations\\n\\nReview: I've seen many divided reviews about this album. People either praised \\\"100th Window\\\" or hated it. However, I still enjoy Massive Attack for their dark, brooding trip-hop beats, and \\\"100th Window\\\" is anything but boring.\\n\\nIt's true that \\\"100th Window\\\" features fewer beats and lacks the electric guitar edginess of \\\"Mezzanine\\\" and the disco/hip-hop styles of \\\"Blue Lines.\\\" However, Massive Attack makes up for it in full with gorgeous string orchestrations.\\n\\n\\\"Special Cases\\\" is one song that really gets me in the mood. I love O'Connor's singing, next to the minor key strings. Even though the lyrics in her other song, \\\"What Your Soul Sings,\\\" is a little cheesy (\\\"That tickle in your ear?\\\"), it sounded more interesting than the lyrics to \\\"Teardrop.\\\" In fact, this album almost feels like the O'Connor show, if it wasn't for Massive Attack's awesome orchestrations and trip-hop beats.\\n\\nMassive Attack really hits the spot with the quick trip-hop song \\\"Butterfly Caught,\\\" which mixes Middle Eastern samples with an upbeat beat. It's an awesome combination that DJ Shadow should have thought about using, before he did that weird switch to making too many collaborations with rappers.\\n\\nWhile the songs on this album, such as \\\"Small Time Shot Away\\\" and \\\"Name Taken,\\\" are more subdued, I appreciate that they aren't as intensely moody as they were in the album \\\"Mezzanine.\\\" And while \\\"Antistar\\\" does get a little long, the Middle Eastern sounds are beautiful. The whole album feels like an electronic masterpiece, like Cornershop without the goofiness. It's a beautiful album, even if it wasn't like \\\"Blue Lines\\\" or \\\"Mezzanine.\\\" I'm looking forward to the next album by Massive Attack.\",\n \"Product: The pigeonholes that exist have long been a bad fit for John Butler anyway. Roots band, protest band, jam band, groove band . . . these labels may or may not have applied in the past, but the John Butler Trio of 2007 has come too far and seen too much to sit in anybody else's niche. \\\"GRAND NATIONAL\\\" is more about love than injustice, more about ass-shaking than finger-pointing, and more about maintaining the funk than any particular hairstyle. It's an album of sharp focus and wide variety that matches and surpasses monumental expectations.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Funkier than any jam band\\n\\nReview: Honestly, the John Butler Trio has not gotten the stateside welcome that they deserve. In fact, \\\"Sunrise Over Sea\\\" was one of the best jam band releases to date. And it almost didn't get airplay in the United States.\\n\\nThus, the John Butler Trio is back to jam again with their third album, \\\"Grand National,\\\" which is a delightful funk/roots band masterpiece.\\n\\nWith all the funk guitar riffs that John Butler pulls off, one can now officially call them the Red Hot Chili Peppers of the jam band scene. In fact, with the coolest banjo and electric guitar licks in the song \\\"Gov Did Nothin',\\\" John Butler is on fire.\\n\\nEven though this album is less raw than \\\"Sunrise Over Sea,\\\" the band makes up for it by bringing in a horn section in \\\"Gov Did Nothin'\\\" and a string ensemble in \\\"Caroline.\\\" John Butler also switches to playing smooth and quiet raggae in \\\"Groovin' Slowly,\\\" with a banjo and Sharon Birchall playing a snazzy bass guitar line.\\n\\nThe band is also playing with editing effects too. Probably the coolest sounds come in the introduction to \\\"Devil Running,\\\" featuring guitar tracks played backwards before kicking the drums in. There's also moments in \\\"Fire in the Sky\\\" where the guitar sounds are bent out of tune and resonating with long echoes.\\n\\nMost of all, though, John Butler is showing a softer, intimate side of his persona in this album. Songs such as \\\"Losing You\\\" and \\\"Caroline\\\" are touching acoustic songs with almost no other instruments backing him up. And even though \\\"Fire in the Sky\\\" features some menacing electric guitar strums, most of the rest of the song has beautiful consonant guitar strums and riffs.\\n\\nThis is a great album that shows more of the trio's persona, with both loud jams and some soft bluegrass songs. The loud songs in the first half of the album are complemented by some soft, peaceful jams. And while John Butler's lyrics are nowhere near as catchy as \\\"You better treat yo' mama with respect\\\" in the previous album, this is an album that shows that Butler can sound cool, even when he's not in a passionate mood.\",\n \"Product: Limited two disc (CD + PAL/Region 0) edition of the 2008 'reunion' album from the Britpopsters, housed in a casebound book including a bonus DVD that includes five live tracks performed at Coachella '08 along with a documentary entitled 'Space and Time.' The Verve are back! One of the biggest selling and more influential bands of the last ten years have reformed and recorded an album of new material. After the success of 'Urban Hymns', which to date has sold 3 million copies in the UK, 'Forth' is a true return to form, and the first single 'Love Is Noise' looks set to become a festival anthem this summer. EMI. 2008.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Verve reunite with stellar soundscapes\\n\\nReview: The Verve's reunion album, \\\"Forth,\\\" is definite proof that the Verve is back to rocking the pants off of everyone...again.\\n\\nTheir \\\"Forth\\\" album's opening songs gripped me from the beginning. The first songs, \\\"Sit and Wonder\\\" and \\\"Love is Noise\\\" had me convinced that the band was back to rocking the pants off of me. Nick McCabe still knows how to play awesome guitar licks, and Richard Ashcroft is back to singing like a low-tone Bono. And man, Peter Salisbury sure plays some rockin' dance drum rhythms.\\n\\nThey temporarily lost track of gripping their audience with long-winded songs such as \\\"Judas\\\" and \\\"Numbness.\\\" I literally felt like the band was on an acid trip abyss, because they really didn't go anywhere with their melody. On \\\"Numbness\\\" in particular, Ashcroft really doesn't sing--I was afraid he lost his passion.\\n\\nBut just when I thought they would suffer from the same fate as Elbow's fourth album, they returned to the wonderful trance-like melodies in their \\\"Urban Hymns\\\" days. \\\"I See Houses\\\" sounds like a direct descendant of \\\"Sonnet,\\\" with Ashcroft's compassionate lyrics drifting in synthesizer piano sounds. In \\\"Valium Skies,\\\" Ashcroft's tenor sounds funkier than the killer Oasis singer Liam Gallagher, even though I had no idea why he was singing \\\"And when it comes to my Valium Skies/She's alright.\\\" In \\\"Columbo,\\\" Simon Jones carries the song with a cool bass line and McGabe adds his fuzzy guitar effects, transforming the band into Joy Division on drugs.\\n\\nAnd finally, The Verve decide to try one of the coolest acid trip experiments yet, in their eight-minute epic, aptly titled \\\"Noise Epic.\\\" The entire band kicks off a Pink Floyd rock anthem, with Salisbury mashing on the drums, McGabe cranking out the distorted guitar riffs and Ashcroft reading a winding monologue. And just when I thought it was over, the band blasted their drums and guitars out of nowhere, and Salisbury sang his vocal cords out. Now that's awesome.\\n\\nBelieve it or not, I actually thought the last songs were better than the first songs in \\\"Forth.\\\" This is a wonderful addition to The Verve collection, continuing their acid rock lifeline. True, it's not perfect, but what matters is that \\\"Forth\\\" proves that one of the best English bands to ever grace the stage have returned to take over the world...again.\",\n \"Product: Rachael Yamagata has hardly been idle since her acclaimed 2004 full-length debut, Happenstance, and its Adult Top 40 hit 'Worn Me Down.' So for her Warner Bros. premiere, the singer-songwriter-pianist with the sultry voice unveils a double disc set: Elephants...Teeth Sinking Into Heart. Produced largely by Mike Mogis (Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, The Faint), and also John Alagia (John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Happenstance), Elephants is darker and more vulnerable while the more guitar-driven Teeth Sinking Into Heart is grittier and more defiantly cynical. Together, they reveal the two sides of one of today's most entrancing artists.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Soft guitars and punk sensibilities\\n\\nReview: For awhile, I was afraid that Rachel Yamagata would fade into the limelight. But Yamagata's second album, \\\"Elephants...Teeth Sinking Into Heart\\\" is a saucy collection of soft intimate songs with alternative punk rock songs at the end.\\n\\nIt's extraordinary to hear Yamagata sing with a croon that Norah Jones would be jealous of. With the help of producer Mike Mogis, she turns \\\"What If I Leave\\\" into a gorgeous soft jazz song with beautiful string arrangements.\\n\\nOf course, that song isn't as emphatic as the nine-minute epic \\\"Sunday Afternoon,\\\" in which Yamagata turns from a soft kitten to a ferocious tiger, with a resounding orchestra to back her up. Yamagata goes all out in this song, singing \\\"I'm not gonna live for you, or die for you/Won't do anything anymore for you/'Cause you leave me here on the other side.\\\" Yamagata is a soul shaker in this epic, even as she softens to a quiet murmur.\\n\\nAnd that's just the first disc. In the second half, \\\"Teeth Sinking Into Heart,\\\" Yamagata switches to electric guitar jams. In fact, she even resorts to strumming loud electric guitar punk chords in the song \\\"Accident.\\\" In-between all of the drummers excellent fast drum rolls, Yamagata sings \\\"I think he's gonna to be a big star/a voice of social change to rearrange the world's perspective/but there's nothing better than watching him down.\\\" Obviously, Yamagata is a little sick with a certain president named Dubya, singing \\\"all of this talking and all of this chatter is making me sick, even though they say it doesn't matter.\\\"\\n\\nEven though Yamagata doesn't sing in the higher registers in her loud songs, she's still pretty menacing as an alto. And she works very well with producers to play awesome compositions for her songs. However, the first half, \\\"Elephants,\\\" is the real meat of the album, in which Yamagata sings her heart out in soft, jazzy eight- and nine-minute songs. It's a beautiful testament to Yamagata's progress so far as one of the best and most multi-talented female singers to date.\",\n \"Product: Keane is back in 2008, bold and colorful with Perfect Symmetry which marks a triumphant return from the trio. 11 tracks including the single 'The Lovers Are Losing'.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Keane dances the disco inferno\\n\\nReview: \\\"Perfect Symmetry\\\" completes Keane's dazzling transformation into an entrancing electro-disco rock band.\\n\\nKeane must have gotten tired of critics calling them Coldplay clones, because this album overflows with snazzy synthesizer squeeks and beeps. It's a fantastic change of pace for Keane. The opening track begins with Tim Rice-Oxley playing an awesome squealing synthesizer noise before Tom Chaplin sings in his best tenor voice. He sings lyrics about the pitfalls of fame, singing \\\"I made you in the image of myself/I gave you everything you wanted/So you would never know anything else/But every time I reach for you, you slip through my fingers.\\\"\\n\\nKeane is also taking making stabs at Coldplay for flaunting their celebrity image, especially in the song \\\"Better Than This.\\\" After some Rice-Oxley plays some crazy wah-wah sounds in the background, Chaplin sings \\\"Get a grip on yourself/Could have been something but you're too late/And you weren't invited anyway.\\\" Chaplin clearly doesn't care much for celebrity fanfare and prefers to play better music instead.\\n\\nWhile it is possible that Keane is somewhat jealous of Coldplay for all their fame and fanfare, what matters is the music. And Rice-Oxley has awesome machine beeps and synthesizers buzzes throughout the entire album. While Keane hasn't declared this as an 80s album, Chaplin has acknowledged that this is a good tribute to the bolder, more energetic groups of the 80s, such as the Pet Shop Boys and Salt n Pepa.\\n\\nProbably the only downer is the last song on the album, which is a weird jazz song that sounds out-of-place in this collection of disco inferno-styled tunes. Chaplin sings like an over-sentimental James Blunt, and the song lacks the cool sci-fi sounds the rest of the album.\\n\\nHowever, this is still a solid collection from an English band that reinvented themselves successfully.\",\n \"Product: Season of Poison is the 2008 second studio album by US band Shiny Toy Guns. The album features a brand new lead female singer, Sisely Treasure. Shiny Toy Guns is a Grammy Award nominated American synth rock band from Shawnee, Oklahoma that formed in 2002 in LA, California.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: The Devolution of the Pop Rock Band\\n\\nReview: The rock/rap genre has often had an infamous reputation for getting way too emotional. Bands such as Evanescence and Linkin Park sound like cheesy pop bands with teenage guys screaming about their own stupid insecurity.\\n\\nShiny Toy Guns shakes off the typical emo-punk moniker with a halfway decent singer and crushing loud guitars. However, if anything, they copy nearly every popular modern rock band to date.\\n\\nI was in for a roller coaster of an album--Shiny Toy Guns don't exactly know what kind of band they want to be. As a result, they jump around copying everything, from screaming emo punk to nice-guy Death Cab for Cutie-style punk.\\n\\nIn fact, the Shiny Toy Guns copy almost all the current tricks in the pop rock book. However, for me, it sounded a little too out of place to copy all the disco-punk rock tricks, as well as hip-hop/rap rock tricks. I groaned whenever I heard Sisely Treasure switch to her hip-hop antics and sing in the most profound and embarrassing glam girl fashion.\\n\\nThe Shiny Toy Guns aren't terrible. This could have been a much better album than it turned out. The Shiny Toy Guns guitarist and singer do a good job when they are playing edgy, dark punk rock. In the hard rock song \\\"Money For That\\\", in which Dawson sings in his best My Chemical Romance voice and the Toy Guns are smashing when they're rocking loud. Even Dawson puts his own sexual hunger on the line, singing \\\"How could I forget/I'd give you money for that, if there's a way/I could, in your bed.\\\" Even though it's a little lame to wish for teenage sex from a prostitute in a song, it makes for some chilling lyrics, as Dawson agonizes about his raging hormones in school.\\n\\nThe Toy Guns even do a cool impersonation of The Cranberries in the song \\\"Turned To Real Life.\\\" Sisely Treasure has a great voice which sounds just as eclectic as Cranberries singer Dolores O'Rierdan. \\\"Turned To Real Life\\\" makes for a sunny glam rock song, with echoing guitars and a funky synthesizer in the background. She even gets to sing in the high upper register notes in the last song, \\\"Frozen Oceans.\\\"\\n\\nIf they hadn't tried to go overboard with electronic experimentation, I could have liked this band. However, nothing can save the Toy Guns once they dive off the deep end with all the boring and unnaturally sentimental electronics in \\\"Season of Love,\\\" and \\\"I Owe You a Love Song.\\\"\\n\\nThey also have some really embarrassing songs in their debut. I cried after hearing the supposed single \\\"Ricochet!\\\", in which Treasure sings in her whiniest Gwen Stefani impersonation, \\\"Like a bullet ready to be shot/You're the target, dead on the spot/When I focus, I never miss/It's time for looking.\\\" And then Dawson screams \\\"LA-LA-LA-LA!\\\" as if I couldn't stand any more lame teenage angst antics.\\n\\nBy the end, I was getting really, really tired of these electronic new wave copycats. And I really didn't carry about the eight-minute Yanni-style electronic song, \\\"Poison.\\\" Come on, the 80s are over. This type of thing would have worked back in Depeche Mode's time, but these days, electronic new wave is way outdated. And I highly doubt they'll go anywhere after that weird church organ solo in the song \\\"Blown Away.\\\" Sure, the Arcade Fire pulled off an awesome organ pop rock song, but the Shiny Toy Guns are definitely not the Arcade Fire, and if they were intending to reach the Arcade Fire's level of popularity, they certainly aren't going to get there anytime soon.\\n\\nAll in all, this band is definitely going to need some work. Shiny Toy Guns are more like two different bands. In one spectrum, Sisely Treasure has an excellent singing voice. In the other spectrum, the band's guitarists are great at rocking hard and loud.\\nSomehow, the band has to mix the two together, which is not an easy task. As a result, their second album, \\\"Season of Poison,\\\" is an imbalanced album that music listeners should try to avoid, unless they are hardcore fans.\\n\\nSince this band is somewhat popular, I pray that their next album will be better than this stale cookie.\",\n \"Product: Animal Collective is a group of four best friends who grew up playing and recording music together in Baltimore County Maryland. Why Animal? Cause it's the only word we could think of that made any remote connection to what we thought our sound was and of course, we love our fellow animals very much. Why Collective? Cause we have always wanted to be the ones who define what and who AC is. Two people? Four people? Why not? Don't be surprised if you come to see US and it's not what you thought it would be, and try not to get too upset. AC continues to make music after seven years, six studio records and one live record, that combines a love of sonic free form electronic horror gospel hip hop soul pop madness and brings it all together into something that is (hopefully) at times totally pleasing and at others completely scary and confusing but most importantly is refreshing in this crazy crazy world.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If the Beach Boys rocked at a rave party...\\n\\nReview: It opens with a low fuzz of some monster growl sound, followed by a guitar loop and some lyrics. And then Panda Bear's fast drum beat combines with high-pitched strings, transforming the first song, \\\"In the Flowers,\\\" into one hell of a rave song.\\n\\nWith this opening, Animal Collective dives off the deep end with \\\"Merriweather Post Pavilion,\\\" an awesome surreal blend of psychedelic rock with rave sounds. Animal Collective has always filled their songs with an amalgam of electronic sounds and samples with psychedelic rock. However, with \\\"Merriweather Post Pavilion,\\\" Animal Collective instead combine the psychedelic electronica to create one hell of a mix of keyboard loops, blasting synthesizer sounds and echoing vocals.\\n\\nThis is one amazing album where all the talents of Animal Collective worked cohesively to make an awesome sound. Although I'll miss Deakin's guitars, Avey Tare and the gang really worked hard to make sure that they didn't sound as awful as the Smashing Pumpkins without their drummer. Panda does incredible work to play drums and synthesizer loops, while Avey Tare layers his echoing vocals with his keyboards and the Geologist's electronics.\\n\\nIt all sounds so incredibly beautiful. And this time Panda Bear is helping out a lot more too. In the second track, \\\"My Girls,\\\" the Panda sings, \\\"I don't mean to seem like I care about material things like a social status/I just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls,\\\" his dream sounds so ethereal with fast arpeggiated electronic synthesizers and slamming bass drum sounds. And by the time he shouts \\\"Whoooo!\\\", I was completely immersed in this surreal world of Panda Bear's booming bass drums and Tare's swirling synthesizers.\\n\\nIn the big picture, however, this entire album really captures the beauty of love and hopes for stability, even in this economic depression. In the song \\\"Lion in a Coma,\\\" Avey Tare sings \\\"Please don't leave me/things that feel good/I've been lucky trying to feel good.\\\" Perhaps the band is anxious about losing everything, especially in this difficult time of economic recession. However, the gorgeous sounds of didgeridoos, Tare's echoing vocals and a Panda's bass drum thumping an African beat makes their hopes for the future sound so wonderful.\\n\\nIt's a little early to make predictions for the best albums of 2009, but this is my hands-down favorite album of the year. It's impossible to resist this swirling mix of surreal hyper rave electronic sounds and psychedelic synthesizers.\",\n \"Product: 2009 release, the third album from Glasgow-based modern rockers. Tonight: Franz Ferdinand sees them taking a step back from the Post-Punk revival sounds that gave them their breakthrough. With Tonight: Franz Ferdinand, the band are seen to incorporate more disparate influences such as Jamaican Dub and elements of Electronica. What remains of the old Franz Ferdinand is their knack for locating a danceable rhythm and their gentle, deadpan humour. The choice of Dan Carey as producer is in keeping with this new direction, the past credits of whose include CSS and Hot Chip.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent, but electronically impaired\\n\\nReview: Franz Ferdinand dove off the deep end with electronic synthesizers in \\\"Tonight: Franz Ferdinand,\\\" making for some great and disappointing moments.\\n\\nThis is still a decent album, nonetheless. Franz Ferdinand still made certain with their singles, \\\"Ulysses\\\" and \\\"No You Girls,\\\" that they would still play bass-thumping dance hall rock songs. And the second track, \\\"Turn It On,\\\" is an especially hot track with jagged guitar riffs and a chorus in which Kapranos and the gang shout \\\"Turn it on!\\\"\\n\\nThe electronics aren't bad either. \\\"What She Came For\\\" starts with a cool buzz crescendo and a funky synthesizer. The spooky organ in \\\"Bite Hard\\\" really sets the tone of the album as a fun amusement park of wacky synthesizer sounds. Even the spacey synthesizers in \\\"Live Alone\\\" make the band sound like a futuristic dance band which would make the Jetsons proud.\\n\\nHowever, sometimes the electronics just don't sound that good. \\\"Send Him Away\\\" hardly has any guitars. In the middle of the song, the band breaks into some Afro-Cuban beat with soft guitars that just don't sound great. The funky organ in \\\"Can't Stop Feeling\\\" sounds a little annoying after a while.\\n\\nWorst of all, the band breaks into a four-minute instrumental with outdated Depeche Mode-style electronics in \\\"Lucid Dreams.\\\" By the time they pull off another awful electronic song with low-key synths, \\\"Dream Again,\\\" I was fed up with their act. Franz Ferdinand simply just doesn't sound as edgy as their disco-rock counterparts, Bloc Party and the Arctic Monkeys.\\n\\nPerhaps if Kapranos played more lovely acoustic guitar ballads, such as \\\"Katherine Kiss Me,\\\" this would be a much better collection. However, Kapranos chose to play with some not-so-great electronics. As a result, Franz Ferdinand's third album is somewhat stale.\\n\\nThis is still a decent album. Just prepare for way more electronic synthesizers in \\\"Tonight: Franz Ferdinand.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Although he's been compared to everyone from John Fahey to Tom Waits to Howe Gelb, with "Hold Time", it's clear that M. Ward, with his brilliant guitar playing and innate sense of melody, is one of those rare and special talents who defy comparison and compartmentalization. His deft guitar picking, bar room piano, and voice like drizzled honey make him a huge favorite of music critics and the focus of public praise from such disparate talents as Norah Jones and Oasis' Noel Gallagher.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ward off evil spirits with this album\\n\\nReview: While acoustic rock fans await the newest album by Sufjan Stevens, here's a great alternative by M. Ward.\\n\\n\\\"Hold Time\\\" is probably M. Ward's best album to date, with a rich set of acoustic guitars and pop-ish drums.\\n\\nSome long-time fans might get turned off with M. Ward's ongoing transition to upbeat drums and electric guitars. However, he's getting better and better with his recordings. \\\"Hold Time\\\" features such a wide variety of doo-wop vocals, pianos and soft classical touches.\\n\\nM. Ward has often been compared to Tom Waits not only for his blues-style songs, but his voice. While Ward tends to stick with a old style blues/folk sound, he sounds so calm and collected. Songs such as M. Ward's rendition of \\\"Rave On\\\" characterize his blues sound, while Ward sings with heavy echo effects accentuating his tired voice.\\n\\nHowever, Ward adds some kicking twists. Literally. His pianist, Howe Gaib, plays the Jerry Lee Lewis-style piano chords to the jam \\\"To Save Me.\\\" Ward sounds a little lazy when he's singing \\\"So how much does it take/to save me/save me from sailing going over the edge,\\\" but the \\\"Doo-doo-doos\\\" in the background make for a great touch.\\n\\nHe adds in some classy acoustic guitar strumming in the satirical song, \\\"Fisher of Men.\\\" One would think that it's a lovely Christian song until Ward sings \\\"He put the thorns on the rose, for they get you bleed/and by the time you know what stuck you/the pain's indeed.\\\" Then again, Ward has his own way of singing about God and heaven that is so laid-back that it sounds like a Willie Nelson song.\\n\\nLast, but not least, Lucinda Williams adds her lovely alto voice to the song \\\"Oh Lonesome Me,\\\" a slow-moving country ballad. No one can resist her raspy voice when she sings \\\"Must be some way I can lose these lonesome blues/forget about my past and find someone new.\\\"\\n\\nSure, this album isn't all that big of a change from M. Ward's previous albums. However, Ward's tongue-in-cheek humor and incredible on some of these songs makes for a much more engaging experience than one would expect. By the time listeners hear the cool Italian guitar on \\\"Epistemology,\\\" they'll definitely get hooked. This is probably my favorite M. Ward album to date.\",\n \"Product: 2009 album from arguable the biggest Rock band in the world. Written and recorded in various locations, No Line On The Horizon is the group's 12 studio album and is their first release since the mega-million selling How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb, released in 2004. the album calls on the production talents of long time collaborators Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois with additional production by Steve Lillywhite. 11 tracks including the first single 'Get On Your Boots'.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: U2 Wants You to Get On Your Sexy Boots\\n\\nReview: U2 bounces back from their previous mediocre album with epic anthems and some disco-pop twists as well.\\n\\nThank goodness that U2 didn't switch to playing more of the same old hat. The new album, \\\"No Line On the Horizon,\\\" features awesome electronic synthesizer sounds to keep them up to date with the new disco punk sound.\\n\\nSometimes they fall short of expectations. Their new single, \\\"Get On Your Boots,\\\" is simply terrible. Honestly, Bono can't win any new converts with lame lyrics such as \\\"The future needs a big kiss/Winds blows with a twist\\nNever seen a moon like this/Can you see it too?\\\"\\n\\nThankfully, they make up for it with their other single, \\\"Magnificent.\\\" Larry Mullens Jr. sets the pace with a thumping bass beat and the Edge adds in some minor key variations in his trademark riff. Bono also does a great job singing.\\n\\nAnd U2 does a pretty good job adding in electronics to their sound. The first song and title track \\\"No Line On the Horizon,\\\" is a brilliant mix of synthesizers and the Edge's guitars. Bono adds in a cool \\\"Awhoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!\\\" in his lyrics as well. And just when people think the song is over, U2 then adds in dazzling electronic strings and beeps, and Mullens slows down the beat to make it sound even more epic.\\n\\nEven though they don't sound as awesome as they did in their album \\\"Pop,\\\" they do a great job with the synths overall. The song \\\"Fez Being Born\\\" opens with a slow Depeche Mode electronic track, before a weird organ plays off-key notes and the band strikes in with their guitars and drums. It all sounds very, very cool.\\n\\nAnd even though Bono's voice is starting to sound a little hoarse now, the band has adapted their sound very well to his vocals. The song \\\"Cedars of Lebanon\\\" features Bono singing in a low soft voice to synthesizers and a progressing drum beat, while a looping sound clip of someone saying \\\"For your brother Allah\\\" plays in the background. Bono's performance is very chilling, to say the least.\\n\\nU2 is a pretty good album that will bounce them back from their previous blunder, \\\"How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb.\\\" It's politically volatile and cool at the same time. Just try not to listen to \\\"Get On Your Boots\\\" too often.\",\n \"Product: 2009 debut release from the Forth Worth-based band. In the mundane world of local law, a Green River Ordinance prohibits door-to-door sales without a homeowner's prior permission. Fortunately, the band Green River Ordinance needn't rely on such pedestrian peddling to sell its wares: their catchy anthems have drawn listeners on their own. The only door-to-door action is purely word-of-mouth, as one fan tells another what they've found. Now, listeners everywhere will be able to discover what people in Fort Worth already know. The band spent a year writing and perfecting the songs and then another eight months recording with producers Mark Endert (Natasha Bedingfield, Maroon 5, Gavin DeGraw), Jordan Critz, and Paul Ebersold (Sister Hazel, 3 Doors Down, Third Day). GRO has always had a strong vision about what they wanted to do musically, and are thrilled to see it finally come true.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Been there, heard that\\n\\nReview: True, Green River Ordinance is not the worst band, but this album isn't good either.\\n\\nGreen River Ordinance is yet another one of those dreaded pop rock bands. While casual radio listeners will no doubt like the lovely electric guitar strumming, GRO is just too formulaic.\\n\\nRock fans have already heard the tired pretty boy frontman, Josh Jenkins, who sings corny love lyrics. In the song \\\"Out of My Hands,\\\" Jenkins sings \\\"It's out of my hands/Breaking your heart/Letting you go/And it's my fault.\\\" While ladies probably cry and weep when Jenkins sings these lyrics, the words are just so corny and boring.\\n\\nThe guitarists, Jamie Ice and Joshua Wilkenson, play some great guitar solos, but they almost never vamp their guitars. There are some great moments, in which Ice and Wilkenson rip up the guitar in \\\"Different (Anything at All).\\\" Still, while the Goo Goo Dolls at least sounded edgy with vamping guitars and epic string orchestrations, Green River Ordinance sounds relatively tame.\\n\\nThe album especially turns cold when Josh Jenkins plays the oversentimental song, \\\"Learning,\\\" with soft acoustic guitars. Jenkins' lyrics demonstrate how excessively attached he is to girls. He sounds extremely petty when he sings, \\\"Let me be the one you run to/For the rest of your life.\\\" Jenkins is a little too immature to be expecting instant commitment from girls, even if he is a pretty boy.\\n\\nProbably the worst song is \\\"Sleep It Off,\\\" which is a masterpiece in absurdity. Jenkins sings \\\"Don't cry baby/We can work it all out.\\\" But then he role-plays as his angry girlfriend, singing \\\"Step outside, you wanna be somebody/Well I can't give you what you need.\\\" There's something strange and baffling about a guy playing the part of the girl who fought with him last night.\\n\\nTo my dismay, Green River Ordinance's songs and lyrics only speak to people who love extremely emotional romantics with separation anxiety. Rock fans should definitely steer clear of this album.\",\n \"Product: 2009 album from the British Hip Hop/Grime MC. If there is one theme running through the magical existence of Lady Sovereign, then it's that of being a fiercely independent creative spirit who, one way or another, was born to be different. From grasping her unique talent for rolling her tongue around words at the tender age of 13 to selling over a million units of her single, 'Love Me Or Hate Me'; the story of Sov's charmed life is one of stellar achievement against a backdrop of the most unlikely of circumstances. Features the singles 'I Got You Dancing' and 'So Human'.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Lady Sovereign goes through growing pains\\n\\nReview: With \\\"Jigsaw,\\\" listeners can tell that Lady Sovereign's still a little lost as to what kind of music she wants to make.\\n\\nLady Sovereign has always dangerously straddled the line between rap and dance club music. \\\"Jigsaw\\\" marks a change of pace, in which the British rap star decided to switch to M.I.A. style rap and dance music.\\n\\nBut Lady Sovereign is not exactly as original or as fresh as M.I.A. Sure, her first song is a hot tune with hard-hitting club beats and squeeking electronic sounds. Sovereign sounds pretty sexy singing in a low alto \\\"I'm weird and you're weird/Let's be mates.\\\"\\n\\nHer next song, however, is a little flat. She raps to some really cheap synthesizer sample of \\\"Close To Me.\\\" And with weird lyrics such as \\\"And when the beat went on, and it really ain't f***in' hot enough/You should've seen me runnin' out the studio like Forrest Gump\\\", she really just doesn't do her original sample justice.\\n\\nSometimes Sov tries to sing like a diva, as in the title track \\\"Jigsaw,\\\" but it doesn't work. Her vocal work is decent at best, but it sounds so out of place with the cheap rock beat and the dull string ensemble in the background.\\n\\nFinally, listeners will get really tired of her cheesy vocal effects. It's tiring to listen to Sov say \\\"doin' it\\\" with that scratchy low vocoder effect for the twenty-umpteenth time in \\\"I Got You Dancing.\\\"\\n\\nIt's a shame, because she has quite a lot to say in her album. There's nothing more irresistable that her song \\\"Pennies,\\\" in which she sings \\\"How many pennies have been gone from me?\\\" to a bumping dance beat and some funky wah-wah synthesizers.\\n\\nStill, Sov's album sounds decent for a rap/dance album. Sure, Sov is definitely no M.I.A., but she still sounds reasonably cool and sexy on \\\"Jigsaw.\\\" She just doesn't sound great.\",\n \"Product: 2009 album from the British outfit, their most sonically adventurous, intimate, cerebral, rhythmic and most eclectic record to date. Doves have been recording their follow up for the past 18 months, having ensconced themselves to a farm house-come-studio in Cheshire. In doing so they teamed up with long time Doves collaborator Dan Austin to co produce all but two tracks. For the remaining two tracks Doves enlisted producer John Leckie (Stone Roses, Radiohead) to record 'Winter Hill' and '10.03'. Kingdom of Rust was mixed by Michael Brauer, Dan Austin and the band.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Doves Soar With Their Fourth Album Release\\n\\nReview: The Doves get much more eclectic with their fourth album, \\\"Kingdom of Rust,\\\" a somewhat melodramatic but satisfying album by this Manchester band.\\n\\nThe Doves are best compared to The Four Seasons--there are times when they sound cool, and there are times when they sound so corny. Their previous album, \\\"Some Cities\\\" was one of their sappier moments. With overdone orchestrations with strings and Goodwin's excessively mopey vocals, \\\"Some Cities\\\" was not as reliant on the cool and intergalactic feeling of \\\"The Last Broadcast.\\\"\\n\\nThankfully, the band was able to change up their sound to match the electronic spaceyness of \\\"The Last Broadcast,\\\" but they went a step further. They mixed their songs with more fast punk drums. Not only do they sound edgier--they literally revived the band from a third album slump.\\n\\nThis is not to say that this is a vast improvement. Songs such as \\\"10:03\\\" are literally about a guy calling out a girl's name while he's coming home on the 10:03 train. Doves songs couldn't possibly get as melodramatic as this.\\n\\nBut the more ponderous, reflective songs now sound more atmospheric, rather than like an episode of \\\"Touched By an Angel.\\\" The song \\\"Birds Flew Backwards\\\" is a touching song in which Jimi Goodwin reflects on the scenery in a car ride as spring turns to summertime.\\n\\nBetter yet, songs such as \\\"Spellbound\\\" bring in the down-to-earth sounds of acoustic guitars, making them sound like a gorgeous hybrid between a jam band and a shoegazer rock band. True, the lyrics are somewhat cheesy lines about a girl keeping a guy spellbound, but with Andy Goodwin's loose drum beat, the minimal electric guitars and the strumming acoustic guitar, the song sounds larger than life.\\n\\nThe Doves also pull off some really cool twists to their formula. \\\"Compulsion\\\" is a cool dance club song with snazzy glam guitars and a saucy rhythm on the hi-hat. \\\"House of Mirrors\\\" plays around haphazardly with reversed guitar sound samples, heavily distorted guitar solos and cymbals mixed with loads of reverb. It all sounds very cool and different for a Doves album.\\n\\nWhile the Doves still retain some of their overdramatic theatrics, their sound has improved dramatically since \\\"Some Cities.\\\" Let's hope that they'll keep up the good work with their next few albums.\",\n \"Product: 2009 album from the Rap duo. With over 16 years in the business, Redman & Method Man are certifiable Rap superstars with a devoted fan-base that spans the globe. The secret to their longevity as one of Rap's longest lasting duos is due in part to the fact that the two emcees bring fun to Hip Hop. Hardly taking themselves too seriously, Red & Meth have always been about 'good times' and carefree humor, as evidenced on their debut album Blackout! (1999) and the follow-up How High Soundtrack (2001). Their comedic personalities allowed them to transition to the big screen in the cult classic film How High (2001) as well as the small screen with the sitcom Method & Red (2004). Online fans are asking when the next Red & Meth album is coming out. Clearly, Hip Hop's counter to guns & gangsterism still has a place in the hearts of fans.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Method Man and Redman return to chop heads\\n\\nReview: Method Man and Redman have gathered plenty of well-deserved hype over this new album, probably their coolest party mix ever.\\n\\nHowever, I would even go so far to say that \\\"Blackout! 2\\\" might be one of the best rap albums I've ever heard.\\n\\nRap stations in Los Angeles have played numerous tracks from \\\"Blackout! 2\\\" over the radio, because this album features some of the best collaborative tracks between Method Man and Redman. Whereas the first \\\"Blackout!\\\" excelled in b-ball breakbeats and cutting edge rhymes, the sequel excels in a saucy Southern downbeat style.\\n\\nThis album features some of the tastiest tracks from such DJs as Pete Rock from Pete Rock & CL Smooth and DJ Scratch from EPMD. Awesome songs such as \\\"A-Yo\\\" feature Method Man and Redman rapping phat rhymes over a snazzy funky guitar strum sample with trumpets. There's nothing hotter than hearing Redman rap \\\"Watch me! She like, 'Red's so cool, any n***a after him is a deja vu.\\\"\\n\\nOther tracks make for awesome dance tracks which rap fans desperately hungered for after Missy Elliott's \\\"Miss E...So Addictive\\\" album. Songs such as \\\"Errbody Scream\\\" features a plodding, thumping bass drum, with Method Man and Redman chanting \\\"West Coast n***as love gettin' it started/Down south n***as love gettin' it started/West Coast n***as love gettin' it started, but when we on the mic, s**t get retarded!\\\" It's a bizarre, nonsensical rap, but when the beat eventually kicks into a fast tempo, Redman and Method kick their hardcore rhymes into top gear with edgy raps. Even Keith Murray from the Def Squad rips a dope one, shouting \\\"If you looking for beef, you know you gon' get it/Got ya'll n***as yellin' \\\"Call the cops, get the paramedics!\\\"\\n\\nMore importantly, Method and Red blended together an incredibly wide variety of rap songs, from party songs to funk songs to Motown-styled soul. For example, \\\"Mrs. International\\\" is a smooth and surprisingly clean rap song dedicated to Method Man and Redman's love for all the women in the world, no matter what shape, size or race they are.\\n\\nHowever, probably the best track is \\\"Dis Iz 4 All My Smokers,\\\" a beautiful ode to Method Man and Redman's love for marijuana. Certainly everyone already knew that Method Man uses drugs, but Method Man and Redman use this song as an opportunity to flip the bird against anti-marijuana groups, who have criminalized the use of marijuana. It's a very blunt rap, but Method Man gives a striking testimonial, saying, \\\"I'm a pothead. Everyone look and point ya fingers at the bad guy with the cotton mouth and glass eyes/Hunh, f*** it, I'm that high.\\\"\\n\\nSongs such as \\\"Dis Iz 4 All My Smokers\\\" prove that Method Man and Redman are at the top of their game. With \\\"Blackout! 2\\\", Method Man and Redman have produced one of the most moving, edgy rap albums I have ever heard. Fans of the Wu-Tang Clan should do themselves a favor and buy this album immediately.\",\n \"Product: 2009 release from the New York trio, the follow-up to 2006's Show Your Bones. It's Blitz! was recorded with Nick Launay (producer of YYY's 2007 Is Is EP) and longtime collaborator TV On The Radio's Dave Sitek. The album signals both a glance backward and a step forward for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Guitarist Nick Zinner had brought along an old keyboard he bought on eBay to work with during the writing session, not expecting it to end up on the album. However, the sounds of the vintage Arp were so right for the new songs that they found their way into the atmospheric washes of \\\"Skeletons\\\", the Disco wiggles of \\\"Heads Will Roll\\\", and New Wave melodrama of \\\"Soft Shock\\\". The whole record has a new feeling of space and atmosphere, a new sonic dimension, if you will.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"It's Blitz!\\\" adds synthesizers to the YYY ensemble\\n\\nReview: One would think that after their indie rock foray in their sophomore album, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs would return to playing loud garage rock.\\n\\nHowever, Karen O. and the gang surprised fans again with their third album, playing some of the best glam rock ever.\\n\\nThe Yeah Yeah Yeahs are admirable for doing something different with each album. They've gone from the noise fest of their debut, \\\"Fever to Tell,\\\" to some cute indie rock songs in \\\"Show Your Bones,\\\" to the electro-pop disco of \\\"It's Blitz!\\\" And every time, they never failed to disappoint.\\n\\nWith \\\"It's Blitz!\\\", though, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs sound even more fresh, with Nick Zinner playing the incredible electronic sounds on the synthesizer. Anyone will be amazed with the electronic soundscape he plays in \\\"Skeletons,\\\" resembling the music of the film \\\"Blade Runner.\\\"\\n\\nOf course, this doesn't mean that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have completely abandoned their loud garage rock jams. Karen O. still yelps and Zinner's guitar still grinds loudly in \\\"Dull Life.\\\" Karen's also geared her lyrics to match the intensity of the economic recession, singing \\\"We've seen the nightmare of the lies that you speak/The beast that I lie beneath is coming in.\\\" Even though this jam features plenty of electronic sounds, they still carry the same exciting tension of their previous albums.\\n\\nEven though Zinner doesn't grind and Karen doesn't howl as loudly as in \\\"Fever to Tell,\\\" this album marks a significant change in the Yeah Yeah Yeahs evolution. Rather than screaming and blasting guitar and drum noise, Zinner is creating electronic masterpieces and Karen is singing like an elegant diva.\\n\\nAnd they still have the hot dance hall beats that made them popular. Songs such as \\\"Shame and Fortune\\\" feature vibrant hit-hat rhythms and some jamming riffs, while Karen sings \\\"All fortune on the floor.\\\" Of course, the main spotlight is their first single, \\\"Zero,\\\" with buzzing synths, disco drums and snazzy keyboard sounds. Certainly there's a lot more singing, but maybe it's for the better that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have evolved this way.\",\n \"Product: 2009 release from the Electronic Music icon. Wait For Me is a radical departure from Moby's recent albums. Liberated from the pressures of trying to please himself at the same time as the music industry, in making Wait For Me, Moby decided to forego the expensive studios, state of the art equipment, big name guest artists and image consultants that have characterized some of his previous albums. This time, he made Wait For Me because he wanted to make a record that was more personal, experimental and a little more challenging. .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Moby comes back with brilliant album of transcendence\\n\\nReview: It's been a long time since Moby released \\\"Play,\\\" the subdued mix of gospel and dance music which made him a superstar.\\n\\nMoby's newest album, \\\"Wait for Me,\\\" is a glorious return back to subdued strings, bass and dance, but with a much more soothing tone.\\n\\nIf \\\"Play\\\" was a celebration of the zest of life and love, \\\"Wait for Me\\\" is a calm reflection on life, love and beauty itself. It's slower and slightly more melancholy than \\\"Play\\\" ever was, but it sounds so relaxing. And it is one of his absolute best.\\n\\nTo give an example of how serene the album gets, the song featuring the scratchy vocals of a female singer in \\\"Walk With Me\\\" sounds as depressing as Beck's slowest depressing album \\\"Sea Change.\\\" With the vocalist singing, \\\"All I know is this journey, won't you let me sleep,\\\" it's clear that Moby is emotionally down in this song. But unlike Beck, Moby's melancholy is a warm caress, filled with comforting strings which enrapture listeners.\\n\\nEven though Moby sings with more fear than we've ever heard before in the song \\\"Mistake,\\\" there's a wonderful gentleness in the silky smooth strings, the thumping bass drum and the rich chords of the guitars. So while he may be singing, \\\"Oh you've never felt this lost before/The whole world is closing doors/I never wanted anything more,\\\" the music is a heartfelt Debussy-like mix of trance and ambience.\\n\\nProbably the most beautiful song, however, is \\\"Jtlf,\\\" which is rich with acoustic guitars, heavenly synth string orchestrations, beautiful harp-like sounds and the soothing, wonderful voice of a female singer.\\n\\nMoby says this album was inspired by a speech given by David Lynch about creativity. He says that in \\\"Wait for Me,\\\" he focused more on making something he loved, without any concern about its marketability. But even if he didn't concentrate on the marketability of \\\"Wait for Me,\\\" it still sounds wonderfully beautiful. There nothing more effervescent than the beautiful sounds of the chorus in \\\"A Seated Night,\\\" or the lovely loop of a minimalist keyboard as a gorgeous female sings over it in the title track, \\\"Wait for Me.\\\"\\n\\nAlthough there is a \\\"Play\\\"-styled track with a gospel preacher, titled \\\"Study War,\\\" there aren't as many upbeat, preachy gospel tracks. It sounds like a subdued, but syrupy mix of trance, ambient music and African-American gospel. And although it isn't as dance-heavy as his previous brilliant album, \\\"Last Night,\\\" the new album reaches a serene level of excellence that we haven't heard from Moby in a long time.\\n\\nThis is a definite must-buy for any techno fan. Even those people who aren't into techno will certainly have to take a gander at this reflective mix of tranquility.\",\n \"Product: LP pressing on 180-gram vinyl. 2009 release, the third album from Sheffield's Arctic Monkeys. Humbug finds the band brimming with vim, vigor and new ideas. They brought in a new production accomplice, Josh Homme (Queens of The Stone Age), for some of the recording. He generously hosted and produced tracks with them at his Joshua Tree studio. Then they rejoined forces with James Ford (Simian Mobile Disco), producer of the previous two Arctic Monkeys and Last Shadow Puppets albums, in Brooklyn, NY, to complete the tracks that became \\\"Humbug.\\\" The album is a stunning set of songs both heavier and more lush than previous albums but still full of the Monkeys usual punch and vitality.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Monkeys' sound matures with third album\\n\\nReview: Although British disco-punk has declined in popularity near the end of the 00s, the Arctic Monkeys are still producing solid music.\\n\\nThe band's third album, \\\"Humbug,\\\" is a psychedelic masterpiece that transforms the pop band into an artistic phenomenon.\\n\\nWhereas other British punk groups have sloppily added electronic instruments to their ensemble, the Arctic Monkey's sound remains largely intact. Aside from the pianos in \\\"Fire and the Thud\\\" and the organ sound in \\\"Pretty Visitors,\\\" they still sound like the same band.\\n\\nHowever, the recording style went through major changes. With help from co-producer Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age, the new album is drenched with dreamy echos and loud bass riffs from Nick O'Malley. Turner's high-pitched voice was also toned down for a more down-to-earth tone.\\n\\nThe resulting sound is an irresistable mix between the hazy echos from Marvin Gaye's \\\"What's Going On\\\" album and the aggressive punchiness of the indie punk group, Kasabian.\\n\\nEven though it doesn't sound like it should work, the Monkeys make it work miraculously, in true artistic splendor. Matt Helders' drums are more subdued in this album, but his staccato-heavy 4/4 rhythm transforms the rules for punk rock bands. Rather than rely on the typical Green Day-style speed punk rhythm, Helders litters his rhythm with drum rolls, tom tom thumping and cymbal smashing, making for a beat that sounds more or less like hip-hop beats on steroids.\\n\\nThe band's new, bass-oriented sound is even more infectious. Songs such as the hit single \\\"Crying Lightning\\\" sound like a dark '70s noir song, rich with probably the coolest bass riff of the year from O'Malley. Other songs, such as \\\"Dangerous Animals,\\\" are adrenaline-pumping tracks with a wicked bass line in the chorus.\\n\\nMost of all, Alex Turner's poetic lyrics are unforgettable. There's nothing cooler than hearing Turner sing \\\"Canopy 19 is perfectly placed for the reasonably frightening fall from the aftertaste/You'll have to slip away I am unhappy to say, behold is the crook in the hammock plays.\\\" It's an infectious song that turns the slums into a bizarre world, featuring a tramp with a trampoline under his arm and barking alarm which \\\"waits, coiled 'till the corner is turned.\\\"\\n\\nDespite the heavy criticism of the band from other reviewers, this is definitely the Arctic Monkeys' best album yet. The band has somehow managed to add artistic flair to their sound, without getting carried away with electronic sound effects. Combined with Turner's knack for colorful lyrics, \\\"Humbug\\\" is one of the best albums of 2009.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The zenith of Southern California punk rock\\n\\nReview: Pennywise's 1999 album outdid all their previous albums with catchy chorus melodies and some hard-hitting slow tempo songs.\\n\\nHardcore punk bands can tend to repeat themselves with an overabundance of noisy guitar chords. With \\\"Straight Ahead,\\\" this Hermosa Beach band delivered more than just a hardcore punkfest. They brought a whole culture of punk skateboarding and edgy emotional rage.\\n\\nThis is not to say that Pennywise didn't do this with all their previous albums. It's just that \\\"Straight Ahead\\\" focused the manic energy of South Bay punk with a single that became a phenomenon, \\\"Alien.\\\" In the song, Jim Lindberg sings an unusual array of punchy lyrics about fear and loathing in the post-modern world. Fletcher Dragge spends short periods of time, playing a quiet riff on his electric guitar before blasting a wall of noise.\\n\\nThere's plenty of other quick songs that hit the radio waves with a vengeance. \\\"Victim of Reality\\\" took fans on a ride through the rough urban lifestyle of the city. Byron McMackin bangs a slamming, catchy rhythm on the snare before the guitars burst through. Lindberg breaks a brief silence by shouting, \\\"One good shot and you'll end up dead!\\\"\\n\\nWhile the singles are definitely what hooks people in, the real thrill of this album comes from the blistering fast drums of McMackin and the speeding electric and bass guitars. Songs such as \\\"Still Can Be Great\\\" resonate with quick rolls on the tom toms, bass drum and snare. Lindberg even raises the adrenaline with his politically bombastic lyrics in \\\"My Own Country.\\\"\\n\\n\\\"Straight Ahead\\\" is still one of the more underrated punk albums. Although groups such as Green Day are changing the punk world with long punk epics and acoustic guitar ballads, it's good to hear hardcore punk rock from groups such as Pennywise. The Hermosa Beach band continues the legacy of predecessors such as Black Flag. But this time around, they add in plenty of catchier hooks to please the punk fanatics.\",\n \"Product: Out of print for nearly five years, \\\"Telephono\\\" and \\\"Soft Effects\\\" are presented here re-mastered in one specially priced deluxe package with an added video and beautifully restored artwork. With amped-up acoustic guitars, jumpy song structures, and a punk attitude, \\\"Telephono\\\" (1996) was the shot across the bow from Austin's fledgling rock heroes. The follow-up, \\\"Soft Effects\\\" (1997), features five of Spoon's strongest songs and marks a leap forward in the band's repertoire, signaling the great things to come on subsequent Spoon albums.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Spoon back in the days\\n\\nReview: The first thing that came to my mind with these albums is that Spoon is loud. These albums show Spoon back in the days when they were jamming as loud as the Pixies.\\n\\n\\\"Telephono\\\" is very raw and filled with jagged guitars. Daniel's screams are oh-so-grating, but the sound production values are so surprisingly high. Although Spoon sometimes gets a little too over their heads like Nada Surf in their early days, the recordings are filled with sneaky effects, such as the lo-fidelity screaming effects and the panning sounds from right to left.\\n\\nAnd there are plenty of awesome guitar riffs, such as the crazy riffs in \\\"Theme to Wendel Stivers.\\\" They even pull off alternating guitars out of rhythm (and alternating between the left and right) before Daniel picks up the pace with his punk-style vocals.\\n\\n\\\"Soft Effects\\\" is a slightly softer album, and as the album title states, Spoon started integrating more elaborate arrangements of soft guitar sounds, drums and vocal effects. Songs like \\\"Waiting for the Kid to Come Out\\\" demonstrate Spoon's ability to use soft-to-loud chord dynamics. And Daniel still does awesome vocal tricks, with multiple voice tracks and some loud banging in the background. \\\"I Could See the Dude\\\" demonstrates Spoon's use of dreamy echo guitars.\\n\\nAlthough the album isn't exactly a soft EP, with loud buzzing sounds in \\\"Get Out The States,\\\" the EP shows a progression in Spoon's sound.\\n\\nThese albums may not be the best songs in the Spoon collection, but they are welcome compilations of Spoon back in their raw and loud days.\",\n \"Product: Kakifly is the music-enthusiast/manga creator behind K-ON!, a series that has spawned an anime, concert tours, music CDs, and more!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Introducing the Weirdos In the Band...\\n\\nReview: I've always felt that K-ON!'s jokes were most successful in the high school setting. This volume is a fitting, bittersweet conclusion to Azusa's story arc. As president of the Light Music Club, Azusa recruits some new club members are even more unusual than her old band mates. We were already introduced to Ui and her best buddy, Jun. But then she discovers the new weirdos. There's Sumire, a former maid of Tsumugi who is trying to return the tea cabinet to her master. And there's Nao, a mysterious freshman nerd who can't really play anything, but she's great at managing the band. It's a fun, off-beat continuation of the series that proves that even a group of awkward misfits can have plenty of fun in a high school rock band.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":47,"string":"47"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":192,"string":"192"}}},{"rowIdx":193,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A37YHRMOMK721R"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Unusual book\". The summary of the review text is \"Maori Girl Challenges a Heritage Traditon\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"A beautiful story by a talented writer. It's so charming yet has some very real messages. Man over-fishes his seas and out of his greed changes the balance in nature, particularly in this case with regard to whales. Many men choose to kill those who beach themselves rather than trying to turn them back into the sea to save them.\n\nI found Kahu an enchanting heroine who adores her grandfather, Koro. Koro was so disappointed that his first grandchild was a daughter. Only a son, he believes, can inherit the Maori legacy of communicating with whales. Of course, the story challenges this belief as Kahu proves to be an outstanding young woman in every way. She leads her class scholastically and focuses on learning the Maori language. Of course, there is more but I have probably already revealed too much. Read it and enjoy it or listen to the audio. Those who have seen the movies love that as well."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"A beautiful story by a talented writer. It's so charming yet has some very real messages. Man over-fishes his seas and out of his greed changes the balance in nature, particularly in this case with regard to whales. Many men choose to kill those who beach themselves rather than trying to turn them back into the sea to save them.\n\nI found Kahu an enchanting heroine who adores her grandfather, Koro. Koro was so disappointed that his first grandchild was a daughter. Only a son, he believes, can inherit the Maori legacy of communicating with whales. Of course, the story challenges this belief as Kahu proves to be an outstanding young woman in every way. She leads her class scholastically and focuses on learning the Maori language. Of course, there is more but I have probably already revealed too much. Read it and enjoy it or listen to the audio. Those who have seen the movies love that as well."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Firethorn's story continues as her mysterious past unfolds in book two of Sarah Micklem's unique and powerful quasi-medieval fantasy. What the Gods give, the Gods can take away. The sacred Firethorn tree bestowed curious talents on the orphan once known as Luck. But when she is struck by wildfire as she follows her master Galan to war, her powers of healing and shadow-walking take on a new, bizarre strength. Soon she is suspected of witchcraft, even by Galan. Yet Firethorn's dreams are useful to those in power. After the invaders win a climactic battle, Firethorn is captured by King Corvus, who is fleeing with the remnants of his defeated army. He takes refuge in a neighbouring kingdom, where Firethorn finds the village where she was born and learns that her parents -- horse farmers and traders -- were killed in a previous war. Corvus uses her as a decoy in a plot to regain his kingdom; she goes along with the plot, living the life of a privileged aristocrat, in order to return to Galan.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Follow Firethorn on Her Journey in Life\n\nReview: When I read Firethorn I thought it was one of the most creative and interesting reads I'd found for some time. This story was a first from an author who had held the tale next to her heart for years until she put it onto paper writing, rewriting and at last completing it to share with those who love fantasy. Now she has given us the second in the series, Wildfire, which takes the reader on very different but just as creative a journey with the willful Firethorn. She follows her lover, Sire Galen, into war. En route to join him, she is struck by lightning which leaves her unable to communicate in any meaningful way because her language is so addled. Nevertheless, Sire Galen treasures and holds her close to his heart.\n\nAs a healer, Firethorn helps many, including a friend who dies in childbirth. At this point she is captured by the enemy. The enemy flees across the mountains in the midst of winter. The king leading the army finds himself seeking shelter with his wife's relatives whose welcome is lukewarm at best and perilous at other times. Meanwhile, Firethorn finds herself learning a new language and becoming immersed in a different culture.\n\nThe story is complex and surprising in many ways. Firethorn becomes the lowest of the lowest among the population, raises up to become a respected prostitute only to be cast down again. It's a long read which could perhaps have been aided by some skillful editing. Still, I found myself walking beside Firethorn and feeling what she felt. Will she ever find Sire Galen again? The answer waits for the next tale. Yes, I do plan to read the next in the series when Micklem shares it with us.","Product: Witch trials in seventeeth-century Connecticut -- a Newbery-Medal winning classic. Kit Tyler is marked by suspicion and disapproval from the moment she arrives on the unfamiliar shores of colonial Connecticut in 1687. Alone and desperate, she has been forced to leave her beloved home on the island of Barbados and join a family she has never met. Kit's unconventional background and high-spirited ways immediately clash with the Puritanical lifestyle of her uncle's household, and despite her best efforts to adjust, it seems Kit will never win the favour of those around her. Torn between her quest for belonging and her desire to be true to herself, Kit struggles to survive in a hostile place, and just when it seems she must give up, she finds a kindred spirit. But Kit's friendship with old Hannah Tupper, who is believed by the colonists to be a witch, proves more taboo than she could have imagined, and ultimately Kit is forced to choose between her heart and her duty. Elizabeth George Speare's Newbery Medal-winning novel portrays the life of a girl uprooted from her birthplace and yet unbound by the suppression of her new home, a heroine whom readers will admire for her unwavering sense of truth as well as her infinite capacity to love.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: From a Pampered Life to Strict Puritan Living\n\nReview: Katherine Tyler (who prefers to be called Kit) finds herself in Connecticut seeking her aunt. Raised in Barbados where she lived a pampered life with her gentle grandfather, she finds life with the strict, religious, and superstitious Puritans quite different. Her beautiful clothes are only the first difference. When she plunges into the water to rescue a child's doll, she finds herself viewed with suspicion and wary looks. She is puzzled when a young boatman tells her not to tell others that she can swim. Later she learns that women do not swim here. This is a test to determine a witch since innocent women sink.\n\nLearning how to work as the Puritans do, she finds herself yearning for the sunny shores of Barbados. Her hands are blistered, there is no time to run free, no books to read other than the Bible and plays are forbidden. When she makes friends with a widowed woman who lives by Blackbird Lake labeled a witch, she finds herself accused as a witch by association and put on trial. When a frenzied mob searches for the widow, Kit helps her escape.\n\nHow Kit wishes she had never come to this frigid land where people are as frigid as the land. Can she survive? The author portrays the fears of the accused and the accusers alike for readers of this YA historical fiction story.","Product: New\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Slow Moving Fantasy Good for Very Young YAs\n\nReview: This little YA novel was slow moving in the first sixty percent of the book. At that point, I felt that it was simplistic and the characters shallow. Almost, I gave up reading it but I usually finish what I begin to read. The plot picks up and the action begins when Laurel's parents decide to sell the family home which has been owned by her mother's family for generations. And, strange things begin to happen to Laurel. She has a bump on her back that opens into a flower. How can a human develop a blossom? The truth is that she is not human. Instead, she is a plant, a faerie.\n\nLaurel has met a man of her kind in the forest behind the ancestral home who explains these facts to her. He expounds on some of her past but it is David, her best friend, who helps her believe what Tamani has told her. David is a science geek who performs experiments to prove it. Meanwhile, Laurel's father becomes critically ill and Laurel's mother signs papers to sell the land - land that holds a faerie secret that must be preserved at all costs. Too many already know the secret - perhaps even the trolls who once attacked faerie lands. I think that this is an appropriate read for a very young YA audience. (less)","Product: One choice can transform you. Pass initiation. Do not fail! Thrilling urban dystopian fiction debut from exciting young author. In sixteen-year-old Beatrice Prior's world, society is divided into five factions -- Abnegation (the selfless), Candor (the honest), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent) -- each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue, in the attempt to form a \"perfect society.\" At the age of sixteen, teens must choose the faction to which they will devote their lives. On her Choosing Day, Beatrice renames herself Tris, rejects her family's group, and chooses another faction. After surviving a brutal initiation, Tris finds romance with a super-hot boy, but also discovers unrest and growing conflict in their seemingly \"perfect society.\" To survive and save those they love, they must use their strengths to uncover the truths about their identities, their families, and the order of their society itself.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Insurgent - No Competition for Divergent\n\nReview: Suffice it to say that I thought that the heroine, Tris (Beatrice), seems to be younger acting than in Divergent. And Four (Tobias) seemed to act inconsistently. In Divergent the reader knew that Tris could count on him. In this one he is supportive but then he is not; then he is, then he is not. Yes, I was disappointed but read to the end anyway. In addition, I thought that the language seemed too simple for today's teens - at least the ones I know. Other readers may disagree but I felt that Divergent was much better.\n\nThere are parts of the novel that are quite good. Certainly the evil Jeanine was well developed and her character acted consistently. I think my favorite character was Peter who at least knew what he was about whether he was on one side or the other, whichever seemed to serve his interests best.\n\nTo find your only brother betraying you and ready to let you be killed seems unrealistic. The author had built a close relationship between Tris and her brother until the betrayal. At that point, I found myself saying: \"Oh, come on!\" In spite of these comments I liked it but I much preferred Divergent. My best advice is that if you read Divergent you will want to read Insurgent and judge it for yourself. You may not feel what I felt.","Product: THIS IS BRAND NEW BOOK.WE PROVIDE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Finding a New Home in Space Is Dangerous\n\nReview: Why do I often pick up a later book in a series? It happens often and that is what I did with this one. It's the last in a trilogy. It is easily a stand alone since references to the earlier novels are clear and concise. And,I liked it very much.\n\nImagine traveling through the stars to a new earth or rather an earth-like planet to make a new home. Such is the case with those aboard the spaceship Godspeed. Most of the inhabitants look exactly alike but one group has the differences of original mankind. This group makes up the military or police force. Amy is the daughter of the leader of that group. Elder is leader of the former. Yes, they are in love.\n\nDifferences and disagreements lead to some traveling to New Earth while others remain on Godspeed. As they descend the pod is jolted and damaged but most survive the resulting crash unscathed. The arriving settlers find the beauty of the planet marred by attacks by giant pterodactyl-like birds. Elder narrowly escapes with his life but others do not. Theb the group discovers there is sentient life form seeking to destroy them.\n\nAs the story unwinds the reader begins to discover the planet's secret. It scary. Amy and Elder begin to wonder who they can trust. It's a good read with an entertaining story that delights the reader. If one enjoys science fiction, this is a recommended read.","Product: Mary DesJarlais makes her debut as a novelist with this tale of Prohibition-era Minnesota, so you might think of her as a sapling in the field of historical fiction. But in Dorie LaValle (North Star Press, 320 pages, $14.95), she skillfully avoids a trap that has ensnared the work of many full-grown Sequoias of the realm -- the temptation to bury a good story under an avalanche of research the narrative doesn't need. DesJarlais, of St. Paul, keeps her novel from turning into a historical tract by focusing on the physical and emotional dramas of her title character, inspired by a great-aunt who sold moonshine in Osseo during the 1920s. Dorie LaValle has married a hapless potato farmer who lacks the energy and inclination to support her. And she fantasizes about owning a store stocked with silk hosiery and fragrant soaps, though not in tiny Osseo: "Not where women made do by fashioning dresses out of flour sacks and wore threadbare, darned undergarments. No, it would have to be in a big, fine city like Minneapolis where the women would know the importance of surrounding themselves with fine things." Lacking the money to open a shop, Dorie makes and sells moonshine with the help of a partner, Victor Volk, who has built a hidden distillery amid the pines. She runs a thriving business out of her kitchen until Victor suffers a gunshot wound inflicted by an intruder at the still, where a body soon turns up. As residents of Osseo begin to question what happened, she runs afoul of her neighbors, the sheriff and a gangster from Chicago. This plot might seem to set up a white-knuckle thriller, but "Dorie LaValle" evolves into something quieter and closer to a love story. As Dorie gets unexpected support from another wife, it also becomes a celebration of female friendship. An implicit theme of the book is that if people associate the Roaring '20s with flappers and jazz clubs, many women led far less glamorous lives. A friend tells Dorie: "The men in my life never looked at me as something of value. They only saw me as something pretty to touch." "Dorie LaValle" reminds us that the sounds of the 1920s included the stifled roar of women who suffered injustices far beyond the reach of the patent medicines like Lydia Pinkham's Compound that were routinely prescribed for their "female troubles." --Janice Harayda, former book editor of the Plain Dealer in Cleveland, is the author of The Accidental Bride (St. Martin's, 1999).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Minnesota Historical Mystery\n\nReview: A great first book! Who is Dorie LaValle? She's who everyone in town talks about. Dorie grew up in a small Minnesota town and married Louie LaValle who becomes an alcoholic and \"good-for-nothing.\" Dorie supports them but when the farm fails to produce enough to live on turns to bootlegging. Working with her friend, Victor Volk, they make enough money so Dorie can buy lovely clothes, scented soaps and good food.\n\nIt all falls apart when a strange man appears at the still, shoots Victor who returns fire and kills him. Victor drives to Dorie's home, bleeding and needing help. Dorie takes care of him only to discover that he left a dead man at the still. She manages to drop the body into the lake. To complicate matters, she discovers that she has fallen in love with Victor. But nightmares haunt her sleep and a brother, Sal, comes looking for his brother. He determines that Dorie is involved with his brother's disappearance. When he assaults Dorie, Victor storms in and the two fight. Sal is knocked against the cellar door and falls down the steps, breaking his neck. Dorie and Victor panic and in the face of snow storm head to the abandoned farm where they had hidden their still, determined to stage an automobile crash with the body. However they are marooned at farm. The situation escalates when the sheriff rescues them and the brother's lovely wife appears to take the body back to Chicago.\n\nThe book is so well written that the story flows smoothly throughout - even when the brother's wife begins to tell her story. Blending the storyteller views together the author does a remarkable job. When Victor goes to prison I felt that the book slowed and more transition would have helped eliminate that lapse. In addition, the ending was abrupt but appropriate. However, a bit more detail at that point might have satisfied those romantics among us."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Firethorn's story continues as her mysterious past unfolds in book two of Sarah Micklem's unique and powerful quasi-medieval fantasy. What the Gods give, the Gods can take away. The sacred Firethorn tree bestowed curious talents on the orphan once known as Luck. But when she is struck by wildfire as she follows her master Galan to war, her powers of healing and shadow-walking take on a new, bizarre strength. Soon she is suspected of witchcraft, even by Galan. Yet Firethorn's dreams are useful to those in power. After the invaders win a climactic battle, Firethorn is captured by King Corvus, who is fleeing with the remnants of his defeated army. He takes refuge in a neighbouring kingdom, where Firethorn finds the village where she was born and learns that her parents -- horse farmers and traders -- were killed in a previous war. Corvus uses her as a decoy in a plot to regain his kingdom; she goes along with the plot, living the life of a privileged aristocrat, in order to return to Galan.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Follow Firethorn on Her Journey in Life\\n\\nReview: When I read Firethorn I thought it was one of the most creative and interesting reads I'd found for some time. This story was a first from an author who had held the tale next to her heart for years until she put it onto paper writing, rewriting and at last completing it to share with those who love fantasy. Now she has given us the second in the series, Wildfire, which takes the reader on very different but just as creative a journey with the willful Firethorn. She follows her lover, Sire Galen, into war. En route to join him, she is struck by lightning which leaves her unable to communicate in any meaningful way because her language is so addled. Nevertheless, Sire Galen treasures and holds her close to his heart.\\n\\nAs a healer, Firethorn helps many, including a friend who dies in childbirth. At this point she is captured by the enemy. The enemy flees across the mountains in the midst of winter. The king leading the army finds himself seeking shelter with his wife's relatives whose welcome is lukewarm at best and perilous at other times. Meanwhile, Firethorn finds herself learning a new language and becoming immersed in a different culture.\\n\\nThe story is complex and surprising in many ways. Firethorn becomes the lowest of the lowest among the population, raises up to become a respected prostitute only to be cast down again. It's a long read which could perhaps have been aided by some skillful editing. Still, I found myself walking beside Firethorn and feeling what she felt. Will she ever find Sire Galen again? The answer waits for the next tale. Yes, I do plan to read the next in the series when Micklem shares it with us.\",\n \"Product: Witch trials in seventeeth-century Connecticut -- a Newbery-Medal winning classic. Kit Tyler is marked by suspicion and disapproval from the moment she arrives on the unfamiliar shores of colonial Connecticut in 1687. Alone and desperate, she has been forced to leave her beloved home on the island of Barbados and join a family she has never met. Kit's unconventional background and high-spirited ways immediately clash with the Puritanical lifestyle of her uncle's household, and despite her best efforts to adjust, it seems Kit will never win the favour of those around her. Torn between her quest for belonging and her desire to be true to herself, Kit struggles to survive in a hostile place, and just when it seems she must give up, she finds a kindred spirit. But Kit's friendship with old Hannah Tupper, who is believed by the colonists to be a witch, proves more taboo than she could have imagined, and ultimately Kit is forced to choose between her heart and her duty. Elizabeth George Speare's Newbery Medal-winning novel portrays the life of a girl uprooted from her birthplace and yet unbound by the suppression of her new home, a heroine whom readers will admire for her unwavering sense of truth as well as her infinite capacity to love.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: From a Pampered Life to Strict Puritan Living\\n\\nReview: Katherine Tyler (who prefers to be called Kit) finds herself in Connecticut seeking her aunt. Raised in Barbados where she lived a pampered life with her gentle grandfather, she finds life with the strict, religious, and superstitious Puritans quite different. Her beautiful clothes are only the first difference. When she plunges into the water to rescue a child's doll, she finds herself viewed with suspicion and wary looks. She is puzzled when a young boatman tells her not to tell others that she can swim. Later she learns that women do not swim here. This is a test to determine a witch since innocent women sink.\\n\\nLearning how to work as the Puritans do, she finds herself yearning for the sunny shores of Barbados. Her hands are blistered, there is no time to run free, no books to read other than the Bible and plays are forbidden. When she makes friends with a widowed woman who lives by Blackbird Lake labeled a witch, she finds herself accused as a witch by association and put on trial. When a frenzied mob searches for the widow, Kit helps her escape.\\n\\nHow Kit wishes she had never come to this frigid land where people are as frigid as the land. Can she survive? The author portrays the fears of the accused and the accusers alike for readers of this YA historical fiction story.\",\n \"Product: New\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Slow Moving Fantasy Good for Very Young YAs\\n\\nReview: This little YA novel was slow moving in the first sixty percent of the book. At that point, I felt that it was simplistic and the characters shallow. Almost, I gave up reading it but I usually finish what I begin to read. The plot picks up and the action begins when Laurel's parents decide to sell the family home which has been owned by her mother's family for generations. And, strange things begin to happen to Laurel. She has a bump on her back that opens into a flower. How can a human develop a blossom? The truth is that she is not human. Instead, she is a plant, a faerie.\\n\\nLaurel has met a man of her kind in the forest behind the ancestral home who explains these facts to her. He expounds on some of her past but it is David, her best friend, who helps her believe what Tamani has told her. David is a science geek who performs experiments to prove it. Meanwhile, Laurel's father becomes critically ill and Laurel's mother signs papers to sell the land - land that holds a faerie secret that must be preserved at all costs. Too many already know the secret - perhaps even the trolls who once attacked faerie lands. I think that this is an appropriate read for a very young YA audience. (less)\",\n \"Product: One choice can transform you. Pass initiation. Do not fail! Thrilling urban dystopian fiction debut from exciting young author. In sixteen-year-old Beatrice Prior's world, society is divided into five factions -- Abnegation (the selfless), Candor (the honest), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent) -- each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue, in the attempt to form a \\\"perfect society.\\\" At the age of sixteen, teens must choose the faction to which they will devote their lives. On her Choosing Day, Beatrice renames herself Tris, rejects her family's group, and chooses another faction. After surviving a brutal initiation, Tris finds romance with a super-hot boy, but also discovers unrest and growing conflict in their seemingly \\\"perfect society.\\\" To survive and save those they love, they must use their strengths to uncover the truths about their identities, their families, and the order of their society itself.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Insurgent - No Competition for Divergent\\n\\nReview: Suffice it to say that I thought that the heroine, Tris (Beatrice), seems to be younger acting than in Divergent. And Four (Tobias) seemed to act inconsistently. In Divergent the reader knew that Tris could count on him. In this one he is supportive but then he is not; then he is, then he is not. Yes, I was disappointed but read to the end anyway. In addition, I thought that the language seemed too simple for today's teens - at least the ones I know. Other readers may disagree but I felt that Divergent was much better.\\n\\nThere are parts of the novel that are quite good. Certainly the evil Jeanine was well developed and her character acted consistently. I think my favorite character was Peter who at least knew what he was about whether he was on one side or the other, whichever seemed to serve his interests best.\\n\\nTo find your only brother betraying you and ready to let you be killed seems unrealistic. The author had built a close relationship between Tris and her brother until the betrayal. At that point, I found myself saying: \\\"Oh, come on!\\\" In spite of these comments I liked it but I much preferred Divergent. My best advice is that if you read Divergent you will want to read Insurgent and judge it for yourself. You may not feel what I felt.\",\n \"Product: THIS IS BRAND NEW BOOK.WE PROVIDE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Finding a New Home in Space Is Dangerous\\n\\nReview: Why do I often pick up a later book in a series? It happens often and that is what I did with this one. It's the last in a trilogy. It is easily a stand alone since references to the earlier novels are clear and concise. And,I liked it very much.\\n\\nImagine traveling through the stars to a new earth or rather an earth-like planet to make a new home. Such is the case with those aboard the spaceship Godspeed. Most of the inhabitants look exactly alike but one group has the differences of original mankind. This group makes up the military or police force. Amy is the daughter of the leader of that group. Elder is leader of the former. Yes, they are in love.\\n\\nDifferences and disagreements lead to some traveling to New Earth while others remain on Godspeed. As they descend the pod is jolted and damaged but most survive the resulting crash unscathed. The arriving settlers find the beauty of the planet marred by attacks by giant pterodactyl-like birds. Elder narrowly escapes with his life but others do not. Theb the group discovers there is sentient life form seeking to destroy them.\\n\\nAs the story unwinds the reader begins to discover the planet's secret. It scary. Amy and Elder begin to wonder who they can trust. It's a good read with an entertaining story that delights the reader. If one enjoys science fiction, this is a recommended read.\",\n \"Product: Mary DesJarlais makes her debut as a novelist with this tale of Prohibition-era Minnesota, so you might think of her as a sapling in the field of historical fiction. But in Dorie LaValle (North Star Press, 320 pages, $14.95), she skillfully avoids a trap that has ensnared the work of many full-grown Sequoias of the realm -- the temptation to bury a good story under an avalanche of research the narrative doesn't need. DesJarlais, of St. Paul, keeps her novel from turning into a historical tract by focusing on the physical and emotional dramas of her title character, inspired by a great-aunt who sold moonshine in Osseo during the 1920s. Dorie LaValle has married a hapless potato farmer who lacks the energy and inclination to support her. And she fantasizes about owning a store stocked with silk hosiery and fragrant soaps, though not in tiny Osseo: "Not where women made do by fashioning dresses out of flour sacks and wore threadbare, darned undergarments. No, it would have to be in a big, fine city like Minneapolis where the women would know the importance of surrounding themselves with fine things." Lacking the money to open a shop, Dorie makes and sells moonshine with the help of a partner, Victor Volk, who has built a hidden distillery amid the pines. She runs a thriving business out of her kitchen until Victor suffers a gunshot wound inflicted by an intruder at the still, where a body soon turns up. As residents of Osseo begin to question what happened, she runs afoul of her neighbors, the sheriff and a gangster from Chicago. This plot might seem to set up a white-knuckle thriller, but "Dorie LaValle" evolves into something quieter and closer to a love story. As Dorie gets unexpected support from another wife, it also becomes a celebration of female friendship. An implicit theme of the book is that if people associate the Roaring '20s with flappers and jazz clubs, many women led far less glamorous lives. A friend tells Dorie: "The men in my life never looked at me as something of value. They only saw me as something pretty to touch." "Dorie LaValle" reminds us that the sounds of the 1920s included the stifled roar of women who suffered injustices far beyond the reach of the patent medicines like Lydia Pinkham's Compound that were routinely prescribed for their "female troubles." --Janice Harayda, former book editor of the Plain Dealer in Cleveland, is the author of The Accidental Bride (St. Martin's, 1999).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Minnesota Historical Mystery\\n\\nReview: A great first book! Who is Dorie LaValle? She's who everyone in town talks about. Dorie grew up in a small Minnesota town and married Louie LaValle who becomes an alcoholic and \\\"good-for-nothing.\\\" Dorie supports them but when the farm fails to produce enough to live on turns to bootlegging. Working with her friend, Victor Volk, they make enough money so Dorie can buy lovely clothes, scented soaps and good food.\\n\\nIt all falls apart when a strange man appears at the still, shoots Victor who returns fire and kills him. Victor drives to Dorie's home, bleeding and needing help. Dorie takes care of him only to discover that he left a dead man at the still. She manages to drop the body into the lake. To complicate matters, she discovers that she has fallen in love with Victor. But nightmares haunt her sleep and a brother, Sal, comes looking for his brother. He determines that Dorie is involved with his brother's disappearance. When he assaults Dorie, Victor storms in and the two fight. Sal is knocked against the cellar door and falls down the steps, breaking his neck. Dorie and Victor panic and in the face of snow storm head to the abandoned farm where they had hidden their still, determined to stage an automobile crash with the body. However they are marooned at farm. The situation escalates when the sheriff rescues them and the brother's lovely wife appears to take the body back to Chicago.\\n\\nThe book is so well written that the story flows smoothly throughout - even when the brother's wife begins to tell her story. Blending the storyteller views together the author does a remarkable job. When Victor goes to prison I felt that the book slowed and more transition would have helped eliminate that lapse. In addition, the ending was abrupt but appropriate. However, a bit more detail at that point might have satisfied those romantics among us.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":6,"string":"6"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":193,"string":"193"}}},{"rowIdx":194,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1OVSKQCT56NTT"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"1.0\" for a product with description \"Supports 4th Generation Intel Core processors Mini ITX Form Factor (1717cm) GIGABYTE Ultra Durable 4 Plus Technology GIGABYTE UEFI DualBIOS Gold plated USB DAC-UP port Pulse LED lighting GIGABYTE 333 Onboard Acceleration (USB 3.0, SATA 3.0 & 3x USB Power) GIGABYTE On/Off Charge for USB devices Intel Gigabit LAN with high ESD Protection Bluetooth 4.0+867Mbps 11AC dual band WIFI card HDMI, DVI-I port on rear panel Intel Small Business Advantage\". The summary of the review text is \"Almost great, but crippled with problems with sleep/power saving and handling of older HDMI TVs.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is a fine board in general, good value for money with all features you can want at the time of the review. M.2 storage, fast Wifi, USB 3.1, Type-C connector, etc.\n\nI'm hitting it with low stars for two reasons\n- Issues with HDMI/DVI output selection. When connected to both DVI and HDMI, the board will sometimes not boot. You get a black screen until you disconnect HDMI, boot in the DVI screen and then revert to HDMI. For people with two monitors in this setup, it means that you cannot reboot without having a second DVI device. This does not happen with all HDMI sources, but older ones (like an older HDMI TV have it).\n\n- Multiple issues with power/sleep. I've disconnected all sleep/power saving features (Win 10) and it improved, but sometimes Wifi still disconnects for no reason, usually when it enters power saving modes.\n\nCheck other reviews and you will notice this. If you don't have a setup with an old HDMI device, then only the power sleep issues might be annoying.\n\nI'll review the score when Gigabyte releases some BIOS/drivers solving this. Assuming it is not a hardware issue. At the moment I love this board and it is quite stable except for the issues mentioned."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is a fine board in general, good value for money with all features you can want at the time of the review. M.2 storage, fast Wifi, USB 3.1, Type-C connector, etc.\n\nI'm hitting it with low stars for two reasons\n- Issues with HDMI/DVI output selection. When connected to both DVI and HDMI, the board will sometimes not boot. You get a black screen until you disconnect HDMI, boot in the DVI screen and then revert to HDMI. For people with two monitors in this setup, it means that you cannot reboot without having a second DVI device. This does not happen with all HDMI sources, but older ones (like an older HDMI TV have it).\n\n- Multiple issues with power/sleep. I've disconnected all sleep/power saving features (Win 10) and it improved, but sometimes Wifi still disconnects for no reason, usually when it enters power saving modes.\n\nCheck other reviews and you will notice this. If you don't have a setup with an old HDMI device, then only the power sleep issues might be annoying.\n\nI'll review the score when Gigabyte releases some BIOS/drivers solving this. Assuming it is not a hardware issue. At the moment I love this board and it is quite stable except for the issues mentioned."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Logitech G410 Atlas Spectrum Mechanical Gaming Keyboard is an RGB-backlit, ultra-light, ten keyless mechanical keyboard with Romer-G mechanical key switches, making it up to 25 percent faster than Cherry switches\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good buy, excellent lighting\n\nReview: I'm happy with this keyboard. Let's list some Pros and Cons:\n\nPros:\n-Very nice lighting. Illumination is strong and uniform, can be used in bright rooms. There is no light leaking under the keys. Each key can be configured with a different color or be turned off. The lighting is so centered that sometimes it looks as if the keys are actually painted in the corresponding color. Quite well done.\n-The software is quite decent. You can create profiles (for instance grouping features by color or disabling all key lights except for the ones required in a game) and those will be loaded automatically when you start the game. Exiting to the desktop takes you back to the default lighting.\n-Very compact. I like this as I don't need numpad and it allows the hands to be \"centered\" better than in conventional keyboards.\n-Audio function keys are actually easy to use. The FN is well placed, so you can hit them quickly with a single hand.\n-Keys are pleasant to use and not too noisy. It's actually possible to play almost in silence, quieter than Cherry Browns. There's a feeling of quality to the way they actuate, and there is no wobble at all.\n-The phone stand is a nice-to-have, not essential but a good use of the free space on top of the keyboard.\n-I had no issues at all with the profiles or any software-related problems. My keyboard did warn about a firmware update, which I flashed before starting to use it.\n\nCons\n-People complain about build quality but I disagree. I see no need for keyboards to be build like tanks, with metal backplates and so on. This keyboard is plastic but not flimsy. It is very light, but the rubber pads on the bottom are also well designed and grip to the table quite well. Unless you're kicking it around in lan parties, it should be quite solid.\n-The \"handle\" on the left side is rather useless, a waste of space.\n-White is not actually a color. The whitest you can get is a very light cyan. The difference is easy to notice if you look at the Caps Lock LED (which is actually white).\n-I would have preferred a volume roller instead of 3 audio keys, also, the audio keys do not have the functionality lighted, so they're hard to see in the dark.\n-The screensaver-like effects are somewhat dull. A lot more could be done given the lighting capabilities. Still, I find this a minor issue since it can be tweaked by software later.\n-No palm rests. I don't really miss them since I don't type much at home and for some reason don't miss that while gaming. But if you need a good palm rest, keep in mind that you will have to buy something else, ate least a cheap gel support.\nThere is a symbolic support on the left side but it is too small... doesn't support anything while ASDW gaming. It's a cosmetic touch with no functional utility. This is perhaps my biggest complaint with this keyboard... I like it without the support but would like to add a support in some occasions. A detachable one wouldn't be that difficult/expensive to include.\n\nMy main doubt at the time is about the reliability of the LEDs. It is at 100% now, but if they start dying, I will update the review.\n\nAt full retail price, I find it to be a bit overpriced, but discounted this keyboard has good value. There aren't many alternatives out there if you want a ten-keyless with lighting that is fully configurable, so overall, I find it to have enough quality to justify the cost and worth getting, you won't be disappointed if you considered these pros and cons.","Product: Evolved from personal monitor technology road-tested by pro musicians and fine-tuned by Shure engineers, the SE846 features a patent-pending design that includes a groundbreaking low-pass filter. This technology enables the deep low-end performance of a true subwoofer without sacrificing clarity or detail of mids or highs. Comfortable Sound Isolating sleeves block up to 37 dB of ambient noise, whether onstage or on-the-go. Customizable frequency response, detachable cables, and a wide variety of accessories ensure an unequalled, perfectly tailored listening experience for the most discerning audio enthusiast.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A few points could be improved\n\nReview: 5/5 in sound quality, perhaps 4/5 in value for money. Major drawbacks are the slightly too warmish treble, which might give a feeling of lack of resolution sometimes. The low end and midrange is excellent, giving a nice punch that emulates full size speakers as much as possible with IEMs. Two other negatives is the stock cable (the guide is very stiff, making setup/insertion quite slow and annoying) and the poor quality of most of the included tips (I'm using the medium olive-shaped ones, which com installed - seem to be the best). I've changed filters to White, which gives a nicer treble and less boomy bass. You can go full afterburner and remove the filters completely, getting even sharper treble, but there's some loss of body in mids and bass, making it sound a bit thin.\n\nIn summary:\nGOOD:\n-Excellent midrange, very nice full vocals\n-Good resolution\n-Great separation and positioning\n-Fairly wide soundstage (height/depth and width).\n-Pretty nice bass, both in quantity and quality (tight, no bleed into lower mids)\n-The Clear version is pretty neat to look at, showing the 4 BA drivers - this is the safest bet to avoid fakes too.\n-Filter swap system actually works and is pretty easy. 3 levels (4 if you consider filterless an option)\n-Included hard case and transport case are nice.\n\nBAD:\n-Stock cable sucks in usability. Cable itself is fine, but the stiff part around the ears is truly annoying. Slows down the usage and has zero advantages except for stage performers (or if you are very active/moving).\n-Could use a bit more energy on the treble. Feels a bit rolled and smooth sometimes.\n-Price is still too high for what it offers, despite being a very good sounding IEM.\n-Only two of the included tips are any good (olives and foam)","Product: ZOTAC NVIDIA GeForce GTX 980 Ti AMP! 6GB GDDR5 DVI/HDMI/3DisplayPort PCI-Express Video Card\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Built like a tank. Can overclock decently but only if you mod the BIOS to raise TDP limit\n\nReview: I'm going to give it 5/5 although I expected a bit more overclock room. The card is indeed built like a tank. Massive metal everywhere except the fans themselves. The relevancy of this is perhaps not much, but it made my MSI 970 look like a plastic toy. It is a long card, so check your case first. at least 300mm are needed.\n\nI'm using it with a 650W PSU and a 165 Hz G-Sync monitor and it can run pretty much everything maxxed out at 1440p. Even GTA V floats aroun 45-70 FPS.\n\nThis review is relative to the AMP! model, not the Extreme or one of the others.\n\nI overclocked it to +200 MHz GPU and +450 MHz VRAM, with a slight increase in core voltage (+20 mV) and it is totally stable. Temps are in the 74-80c in full load. The fans/thermal compound must not be all that good, but it is enough.\n\nLike many 970/980 this card throttles quite early due to 110% TDP limit, so even if you can overclock it higher, it will start throttling to about half the normal speed. Mine was almost managing to be under 110%, but occasionally would hit it and throttling could only be solved by rebooting. I modded the vBIOS to raise the limit to 140% and now it is stable. I've never seen TDP go higher than 125%, so if you get a good chip, perhaps there is room for more overclocking. In my case the gain was of about 10-15 FPS in some games, which is quite an improvement.\n\nFelt a bit ripped off by Zotac since The Return of the Tomb Raider was advertised everywhere as being included. I didn't get it and was told that it was only with \"some cards\". That is indeed written in the fine print. Zotac told me to f-off and ask Amazon for the code. Amazon replied that the version I bought was not included in the Tomb Raider giveaway. So keep that in mind if you are taking any games into account for the value of the card.\n\nI'm still giving the card 5/5 since the game voucher thing is irrelevant, otherwise I'd probably settle for 2.5/5 and wouldn't have bought the Zotac.","Product: Surrounded by 144Hz pretenders to the throne, only the ROG SWIFT PG279Q is utterly victorious with 165Hz refresh rate on IPS and NVIDIA G-SYNC Technology. Equipped with ASUS exclusive Eye Care and ergonomics to minimize eye stress, prepare to stay on top of your game for extended amounts of time. Display Colors : 16.7M (real 8 bit)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Don't believe the mass panic. They are great (there might be exceptions of course)\n\nReview: Excellent model. 165 Hz is buttery smooth, along with G-Sync, you can really tell the difference. The crowds are exaggerating regarding quality control. Yes, these monitors have some light bleed, plus the normal IPS glow, but it is not as bad as most say. Mine has some bleed in the four corners (worse on lower right).\n\nIt is very obvious with a fully black background, but during normal desktop work, or gaming you can't tell. Also, no color irregularities. It is very uniform (despite the bleed) and SRGB calibration is good. Sturdy base, reasonable speakers.\n\nMine has no dead pixels. So if you get one with uniform colors and no dead pixels, there's no reason to return it just because of a bit of light bleed (unless you are going to play with a black background all the time, like in certain space simulators). But of course, if there are color issues, dead pixels or even outrageously bad bleed, I'd return.\n\nIf you keep returning them over and over again expecting one with no bleed at all, you'll be wasting time. Like the previous Acer Predators (and the new ones like the Z35) there is light bleed in these panels and you'll probably get someone else's return.\n\nThe next generation might be a bit better, but for now, it is still an awesome gaming monitor and the 165 Hz/G-Sync/sRGB/wide angles are nice even in windows (read text while it scrolls, smooth mouse, etc).\n\nAlthough it sounds minor, I also really like the onscreen FPS counter. Much better than anything software based. I have it on all the time since it is a discrete yellow in small font.","Product: Be active, be free with this wire-free, one-piece music player. A waterproof design keeps moisture out while you enjoy good vibrations. Power up with a quick 3-minute charge for up to 60 minutes of play back and enjoy drag and drop ease. Its that free and easy.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good stand alone audiobook player\n\nReview: I'll review this from a slightly different perspective - I got it to use as a dry land, full-time stand-alone audiobook player. So I don't really care for music usage or swimming, only audio books. So from that perspective:\n\nPros:\n- Pretty comfortable and you can put it on very quickly. Also easy to pocket. Almost the perfect form factor.\n- Controls/keys are pretty good. A possible improvement would be to remove the unnecessary separate Power key, as it could be combined with Play+Pause (hold to power, click to Pause/Play).\n- It is very easy/fast to Pause/Resume play, key is easy to spot. Also easy to turn off the \"ambient mode\" feature (more about it below).\n- Ambient mode feature is quite useful. Hit a key to toggle it (a synthesizer voice will announce toggle with \"On\" or \"Off\") and the external microphone will pump external noise into the sound. The effect is similar to having nothing in your ears. The level of amplification can be adjusted (Low/High/Medium). Low sounds very similar to having nothing on your ears, while Medium and High amplify more, so any external noises will actually sound much louder than they are. This feature is handy if you need to talk to someone for a bit or just want to be aware of external noises (traffic,etc). It does not work as well as in full-size Sony headphones like the MDR-1000X, as there is some ambient \"hiss\", but it's still quite functional. Sony could improve this by pausing the playback while the voice cue is playing - right now it keeps playing and the speaking lady will just go over your book (takes about 2 seconds to toggle).\n- Build quality is good. I do not use them to swim, but take them to the beach (sand/salt) and use them while walking to work, often under rain. Don't expect them to break anytime soon, but if you use them in the ocean, saltwater will eventually kill them.\n- FLAC is not supported, but I don't really care as most of my audiobooks are in MP3.\n- Battery lasts around 10h unless you're using the ambient noise amplification a lot. That's about the duration of most of my audiobooks, so you can go through a whole book without charging.\n- Loading content is super simple, just drag and drop MP3 files from a file explorer into the \"Music\" folder after connecting to a computer via USB. No need for iTunes or any external software unless you want to.\n- Even 4GB will do for audiobooks, as MP3s are small and you can pretty much only listen to one book at a time.\n\nLess good:\n- Not really made as an audio book player, so there are a few limitations. The biggest is that you can only listen to ONE audiobook at a time. The device cannot keep track of positions of multiple books/folders. It does resume from where you left, so once a book is started you can keep resuming from there just by pressing play. If you press \"Next/Previous\" by accident and end up changing track or folder, you'll lose the position in the book - the Next/Previous buttons are clearly marked and are not easy to press by accident, so it hasn't been an issue for me.\n- The cradle is annoying and something you'll need to carry along if you want to charge it. Don't lose it. It would be nicer to charge with a normal microUSB port and have it covered with a rubber latch, similar to what Samsung does with its waterproof headphones.","Product: Bundle of 3 items: Shure SE846 Sound Isolating Earphones - Clear Shure CBL-M+-K music phone adapter cable with remote plus mic 3.5 mm Stereo Y Cable by Front Row Electronics Shure SE846 Sound Isolating Earphones - Clear Featuring Quad High-Definition MicroDrivers, the SE846 delivers extended high-end clarity and unparalleled low-end performance. Evolved from personal monitor technology road-tested by pro musicians and fine-tuned by Shure engineers, the SE846 features a patent-pending design that includes a groundbreaking low-pass filter. This technology enables the deep low-end performance of a true subwoofer without sacrificing clarity or detail of mids or highs. Customizable frequency response, detachable cables, and a wide variety of accessories ensure an unequalled, perfectly tailored listening experience for the most discerning audio enthusiast. Comes with Two Year Limited Warranty\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A few points could be improved\n\nReview: 5/5 in sound quality, perhaps 4/5 in value for money. Major drawbacks are the slightly too warmish treble, which might give a feeling of lack of resolution sometimes. The low end and midrange is excellent, giving a nice punch that emulates full size speakers as much as possible with IEMs. Two other negatives is the stock cable (the guide is very stiff, making setup/insertion quite slow and annoying) and the poor quality of most of the included tips (I'm using the medium olive-shaped ones, which com installed - seem to be the best). I've changed filters to White, which gives a nicer treble and less boomy bass. You can go full afterburner and remove the filters completely, getting even sharper treble, but there's some loss of body in mids and bass, making it sound a bit thin.\n\nIn summary:\nGOOD:\n-Excellent midrange, very nice full vocals\n-Good resolution\n-Great separation and positioning\n-Fairly wide soundstage (height/depth and width).\n-Pretty nice bass, both in quantity and quality (tight, no bleed into lower mids)\n-The Clear version is pretty neat to look at, showing the 4 BA drivers - this is the safest bet to avoid fakes too.\n-Filter swap system actually works and is pretty easy. 3 levels (4 if you consider filterless an option)\n-Included hard case and transport case are nice.\n\nBAD:\n-Stock cable sucks in usability. Cable itself is fine, but the stiff part around the ears is truly annoying. Slows down the usage and has zero advantages except for stage performers (or if you are very active/moving).\n-Could use a bit more energy on the treble. Feels a bit rolled and smooth sometimes.\n-Price is still too high for what it offers, despite being a very good sounding IEM.\n-Only two of the included tips are any good (olives and foam)","Product: Ideal for sports and active lifestyles, this unique digital music player allows you to be wire-free, hands-free, and without distraction whether youre working out at the gym, playing outdoors or even swimming. Ergonomically designed for long-lasting comfort hours on end. Along with a wire-free, secure fit the sports Walkman is guaranteed to never fall out even during the most rigorous physical activities. The NW-WS414 may be compact in size but can store hours of music thanks to the internal 8 GB memory. Designed for athletes in all sports, and for use in salt and fresh water up to two meters deep. Along with being sweat proof and dust proof the sports Walkman is built to endure the toughest training.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good stand-alone audio book player\n\nReview: I'll review this from a slightly different perspective - I got it to use as a dry land, full-time stand-alone audiobook player. So I don't really care for music usage or swimming, only audio books. So from that perspective:\n\nPros:\n- Pretty comfortable and you can put it on very quickly. Also easy to pocket. Almost the perfect form factor.\n- Controls/keys are pretty good. A possible improvement would be to remove the unnecessary separate Power key, as it could be combined with Play+Pause (hold to power, click to Pause/Play).\n- It is very easy/fast to Pause/Resume play, key is easy to spot. Also easy to turn off the \"ambient mode\" feature (more about it below).\n- Ambient mode feature is quite useful. Hit a key to toggle it (a synthesizer voice will announce toggle with \"On\" or \"Off\") and the external microphone will pump external noise into the sound. The effect is similar to having nothing in your ears. The level of amplification can be adjusted (Low/High/Medium). Low sounds very similar to having nothing on your ears, while Medium and High amplify more, so any external noises will actually sound much louder than they are. This feature is handy if you need to talk to someone for a bit or just want to be aware of external noises (traffic,etc). It does not work as well as in full-size Sony headphones like the MDR-1000X, as there is some ambient \"hiss\", but it's still quite functional. Sony could improve this by pausing the playback while the voice cue is playing - right now it keeps playing and the speaking lady will just go over your book (takes about 2 seconds to toggle).\n- Build quality is good. I do not use them to swim, but take them to the beach (sand/salt) and use them while walking to work, often under rain. Don't expect them to break anytime soon, but if you use them in the ocean, saltwater will eventually kill them.\n- FLAC is not supported, but I don't really care as most of my audiobooks are in MP3.\n- Battery lasts around 10h unless you're using the ambient noise amplification a lot. That's about the duration of most of my audiobooks, so you can go through a whole book without charging.\n- Loading content is super simple, just drag and drop MP3 files from a file explorer into the \"Music\" folder after connecting to a computer via USB. No need for iTunes or any external software unless you want to.\n- Even 4GB will do for audiobooks, as MP3s are small and you can pretty much only listen to one book at a time.\n\nLess good:\n- Not really made as an audio book player, so there are a few limitations. The biggest is that you can only listen to ONE audiobook at a time. The device cannot keep track of positions of multiple books/folders. It does resume from where you left, so once a book is started you can keep resuming from there just by pressing play. If you press \"Next/Previous\" by accident and end up changing track or folder, you'll lose the position in the book - the Next/Previous buttons are clearly marked and are not easy to press by accident, so it hasn't been an issue for me.\n- The cradle is annoying and something you'll need to carry along if you want to charge it. Don't lose it. It would be nicer to charge with a normal microUSB port and have it covered with a rubber latch, similar to what Samsung does with its waterproof headphones.","Product: Black X Line TPU Gel Back Case / Cover for Samsung Galaxy Note II 2 GT-N7100\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good for the price.\n\nReview: Not a bad case. The material is not too hard, but could have been a bit more flexible. However the fit is tight and all cutouts are in the right places for the Note II. The power+volume buttons are covered but are still easy to press. They're also easy to locate just by touch. The case has a lip of about 1-2mm over the glass, which means you can have the phone face-down without touching the surfaces. It should also give some (limited) protection on fully horizontal falls.\n\nThe 'little ball' texture pattern is ok. It provides more grip than other TPU cases, but I would still have preferred a rougher pattern with softer rubber, as the Note is quite big and prone to fly off hands. But still, I find the grip acceptable and it also doesn't cause much drag when you slide it in and out of a pocket.\n\nThe screen protector is nasty so I didn't use it, however the little cloth is pretty good to keep the screen clean. For the low price, this case is worth trying.","Product: HardCover. Pub Date :2004-10-18 Pages: 400 Language: English Publisher: HarperCollins UK This deluxe slipcased edition of The Hobbit. printed and bound using superior materials including a silk ribbon marker. features the definitive text. plus Tolkien's paintings and drawings in full colour. and a special fold-out version of Thror's Map.Bilbo Baggins enjoys a quiet and contented life. with no desire to travel far from the comforts of home; then one day the wizard Gandalf and a band of dwarves arrive unexpectedly and enlist his services - as a burglar - on a dangerous expedition to raid the treasure-hoard of Smaug the dragon.Bilbo 's life is never to be the same again.Seldom has any book been so widely read and loved as JRRTolkien's classic tale. The Hobbit.Since its first publication in 1937 it has remained in print to delight each new generation of readers all over the worl...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\n\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\".\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \"Book of the Century\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \"so long\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \"Wow\" when I close it and it's over...","Product: C. S. Lewis was one of the greatest Christian Writers of our age. His \"Screwtape Letters\" still stirs considerable controversy. He wrote from the perspective of a devil giving advice to another devil in how to tempt a Christian. In doing so, he reveals to us how we let evil into our own lives. Lewis's work has influenced three generations of Christian thinkers and will continue to be a seminal Christian work.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An amusing moral satire on the war between good and evil\n\nReview: This C.S. Lewis novel is a moral satire about an old experienced demon, Screwtape, and his letters trying to help his young nephew Wormwood, a rookie demon, to lead humanity astray. Wormwood's work is focused on a particular young man, whose heart he will try to convince. The idea of a little devil sitting on your shoulder that some people might instantly think of is adequate, but in this case, there is no little angel. We get to see the fiend trying to lead astray the poor man's soul, but we never directly see the forces against him, only his annoyance at how they seem to be pushing them out of business.\nThe way the demons seem frustrated and the way they behave and relate between themselves is in one word, comic. Screwtape might at times seem extremely dedicated to his nephew, showing some kind of love, but a few letters ahead, when his apprentice is screwing up, he is almost odiously ready to punish him in some sort of demonic betrayal, turning him in as incompetent. Not even a demon can trust another demon. Lewis also had fun making up some sort of hierarchy and all the bureaucracies demons have to face, having to explain their failures, make reports and all sorts of problems you might have at work, in this case, one can clearly say \"work is Hell\", complete even with a secret service department (which always seems to frustrate poor Screwtape, since those incompetents never really manage to find out what God is up to).\nLewis obviously focuses the whole work on Christianity. Screwtape is clearly referring to the Christian God as \"the enemy\", but this book will be interesting to anyone curious about the spiritual warfare that we all have to face everyday, no matter how we see it or what we call it; Atheists and followers of other religions will probably still find it amusing and interesting. Some thoughts of Screwtape might be a bit dry, but most of the book is a delightful voyage into the human soul and its potential dark side of pride, hate, envy, self-importance, resentment and how it all conflicts with some sort of set of moral laws. When I read it, it was interesting how Screwtape tells his nephew to attack flaws in humane nature that I thought I probably had myself, that's part of the brilliance of C.S. in this clever book; he will not only amuse you, but he will make you stop to question your own behaviour and the way you deal with other people.\nYou will never look at that little devil on your shoulder in the same way again. :-)","Product: More than three million readers have witnessed the return of the dragons...And now the books that began the best-selling 'dragonlance' saga are collected in their entirety in this special edition, along with all of the artwork from the trilogy. This splendid collector's edition is a must for the millions of readers who fell in love with the fantasy world of Krynn.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A must-read for fantasy fans.\n\nReview: This compilation seems to be out of print at the time, but it's still worth buying the 3 books separately. I read this compilation several years ago and still remember how much it suprised me. I got it as a present and felt suprised by the really addictive writing style of Weis and Hickman. Being a Tolkien fan I had a \"Pff, this won't come close to the master's work\" moment from my snob side when I first looked at it. It was my first Dragonlance title, and while I enjoy fantasy titles (but don't read as much of it as I used to), I now often recommend this compilation of 3 titles for anyone who is just trying to take a first look at fantasy worlds. Yes, it is not as masterful and rich as Tolkien, but it is perhaps much more accessible to new fantasy readers, and at the same time, appealing even to the most demanding fans. Very good work, often delicious. You'll be turning pages at high speed.","Product: This is a book about the meaning of time, what it is, when it has started, how it flows and where to. It examines the consequences of Einstein's theory of relativity and offers startling suggestions about what recent research may reveal.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Straightforward description of many topics about time.\n\nReview: This is a book about the meaning of time, what it is, when it has started, how it flows and where to. If you ever wondered about the puzzles and paradoxes of time, if you ever wanted to learn more about what Einstein's relativity implies about time itself, this is a book you will not want to miss.\nDavies covers most of the questions about time; I found interesting how he explains the rather weird relationship between real time and our mental notion of it. The weirdness of bizarre possibilities should be enough to confuse anyone thinking about it for the first time; the way time relates to quantum physics, being sometimes even stranger to understand.\nBlack holes, the warping of space-time, theories about time travel, and the notion of \"now\": the division of past, present and future. From the inevitable \"what existed before the Big Bang\" to the Hartle Hawking theory, Wormholes, time dilation, etc, much is covered about time. Here are some of the subjects you will be able to read about:\n1. Tachyons: Davies wonders if Tachyons can be ruled out. The special theory of relativity has been tested to unprecedented accuracy, yet tachyons are a problem. Allowed by the theory, they bring with them all sorts of unpalatable properties.\n2. Black holes: Could there be really an end to time-a singularity- and the centre of all black holes? Can they form tunnels to other universes, or can we use them like wormholes that thread back into our universe? What happens to matter falling in them?\n3. Time Travel: Just a fantasy? The investigation of exotic space-times that seem to permit travel into the past will, according to Davies, remains an active field of research, but there are no realistic time-travel scenarios known. But as with Tachyons, the absence of a no-go proof forces science to keep it on the agenda, along with the usual paradoxes, of course. :-)\n4. Quantum questions: Davies spends some pages describing the wonderland of weird and perplexing temporal teasers in the quantum domain. The way relativity of time fits uneasily into the quantum picture of a world where the collapse associated with measurements occurs abruptly at specific moments. The measurements of time itself are fraught with problems, since all clocks are physical objects afflicted by quantum fuzziness.\n5. The Origin of Time: You'll also be able to read about the usual topic of how time originated, with all sorts of questions concerning causality, God and eternity.\nThe Age of the Universe: Davies spends some time on the measurements of the expansion rate of the universe, which combined with realistic assumptions about dark matter lead to the absurd conclusion that there are objects in space older than the universe itself. What's going on anyway?\nThese are just some of the main issues. This title is definitely only for those who have questioned time. Davies book is a bit dry sometimes, and can probably bore the reader who is expecting more impact. Some parts like the explanation of the quantum eraser dreamed up by physicist Marlan Scully might be a bit challenging for those with no background in the subject, but in general, the whole book is very readable and clear. Little math is required, if you know how to square a negative (imaginary number), you probably know enough to keep up, almost no math is presented. And to help, we have Davies sense of humour; while it might annoy some readers, I thought it was helping the book to flow better. It all depends on who's reading. :-) The book has good recommended Bibliography, and a decent Index. Unfortunately, there is no glossary.\nIf I had to summarize the book in a paragraph, surprisingly, I would perhaps just write that we probably don't know much. Despite all the progress of the past decades, Time is still a mystery, and the revolution that Einstein started is still very incomplete. His word on the subject won't be the last.\nUnfortunately, this book ends up raising more questions than those it answers. Not Davies fault, it's really the subject itself. :-)\nVery interesting work for the layman who is curious about time.","Product: Douglas E. Krueger(Fayetteville, AR) is a doctoral candidate in philosophy at the University of Arkansas.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very good for complete beginners.\n\nReview: This book is definitely for beginners, and has to be criticized as such. I am very open to both theist and atheist arguments, and this was a title I chose to summarize many atheist positions.\nKrueger's writing is almost always engaging, and the book is very clear. Items are well separated, and I particularly enjoyed the short conclusion at the end of each chapter, summarizing all the arguments, very useful for the quick read just to\"mentally refresh\" some aspects. Unfortunately, the book has no Index, very few notes and poor bibliography (all from atheist and sceptical writers), and in general, does not appear to be the work of a meticulous scholar (You can compare it to introductory works of other authors and know what I mean). Krueger cover topics like \"What's wrong in believing on faith?\" and all the other questions already mentioned in the reviews. He approaches many of the most common theist arguments and tries to defuse them. My favourite section was perhaps the chapter on \"Can atheists have morals?\" which attempts to show you how that atheist friend of yours isn't necessarily such a bad guy. :-)\nThis book helped me understand atheists a bit better, and did a good job in showing the main atheist positions from a philosophical approach. My main problem with it was the fact that Krueger did not limit his writing to philosophical and theological aspects of atheism in general (Which was what I initially expected), but also tries to prove how wrong the Bible is (other religions get away most of the time) by picking up certain passages and pointing at (possible) flaws and the usual contradictions. Sometimes he raised interesting questions and pointed at valid errors, but sometimes, it felt as if I was reading a \"lite\" version of the \"Encyclopaedia of Biblical Errancy\".. I guess that his point is that showing Christian flaws would definitely give his central argument some extra points. True. Unfortunately, he doesn't do it so well. McKinsey screws up sometimes and ends up showing his ignorance on certain biblical topics, revealing errors that are no errors at all once you study the subject and Krueger occasionally follows his path, and points to contradictions that have been refuted successfully many times before. I wish he didn't stray from the central ideas about religion and theism in general, since he's definitely no Bible scholar.\nI probably should add here that I'm a \"beginner\" student of these topics, I haven't done much Bible study, but I've read some atheist arguments against the bible and also some apologetics for the past two years; The little I know was enough to refute many of Krueger's arguments against Christianity without even doing any additional research. Many of his \"critical Bible errors\" can be cleared by simply picking up a Bible or reading some work by Bible scholars). The simplicity of several of his \"problems\" sometimes ends up weakening his cause; In some passages, the ambiguity of the Hebrew when translated to English causes the problems, sometimes he completely misses the context surrounding the text, or kind of forces it to prove his point. But it is true that in quite a few cases, he raised valid problems about scripture, at least for my current level of knowledge.\nEven some of the more philosophical problems of theism were poorly approached, regarding the Golden Rule (And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise) that all religions share in some form, Krueger throws it away just with the help of this rock-solid argument: \"Homosexuality is easily justified by this rule. A man who wants to have sex with someone obviously wants someone else to have sex with a man, and he wants this done to himself. However, if one should do to others what one wants done to one self, then he should have sex with a man too\". Duh? After these two thoughts in the first pages, and seeing Krueger's inability to understand the central point of concepts that any Christian, Hindu or Muslim 10 year old child can understand I was about to start laughing until I realized I had actually paid for the book and decided to just remain quiet, hoping his arguments would get better in the next pages.:-)\nBut I still liked this book and still recommend it. It condenses a lot of information, it is very clear and it is good to help understand atheism better, good first step before you read any deeper and more technical skeptic material. I expected more philosophical arguments that covered all forms of religion and belief in god, and less anti-christian stuff (Or I would have picked better titles focusing solely on that)\nDid reading it convince me? No, I can't say I am convinced, this is definitely not the ultimate atheist's handbook, but I can say I have my thoughts on this subject considerably better organized thanks to Krueger: A good introduction, good food for thought worth checking out, but be prepared to dedicate some time looking at what the other side has to say about it, or you might miss a few small interesting conclusions (especially that Krueger provides interesting philosophical atheist arguments but knows less about Christianity than he'd like you to think)...","Product: The enchanting prelude to \"The Lord of the Rings\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\n\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\".\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \"Book of the Century\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \"so long\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \"Wow\" when I close it and it's over...","Product: MOVIE TIE IN BOOKS WITH BEAUTIFUL COVERS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING WITH FRODO ON COVER, TWO TWO TOWERS WITH ELF ON COVER SHOOTING BOW AND ARROW AND THE RETURN OF THE KING WITH MORDOR ON COVER. BIGGER WELL MADE SOFTCOVER BOOKS. One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\n\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\".\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \"Book of the Century\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \"so long\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \"Wow\" when I close it and it's over...","Product: Box set of JRR Tolkien's incomparable classic\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\n\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\".\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \"Book of the Century\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \"so long\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \"Wow\" when I close it and it's over..."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Logitech G410 Atlas Spectrum Mechanical Gaming Keyboard is an RGB-backlit, ultra-light, ten keyless mechanical keyboard with Romer-G mechanical key switches, making it up to 25 percent faster than Cherry switches\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good buy, excellent lighting\\n\\nReview: I'm happy with this keyboard. Let's list some Pros and Cons:\\n\\nPros:\\n-Very nice lighting. Illumination is strong and uniform, can be used in bright rooms. There is no light leaking under the keys. Each key can be configured with a different color or be turned off. The lighting is so centered that sometimes it looks as if the keys are actually painted in the corresponding color. Quite well done.\\n-The software is quite decent. You can create profiles (for instance grouping features by color or disabling all key lights except for the ones required in a game) and those will be loaded automatically when you start the game. Exiting to the desktop takes you back to the default lighting.\\n-Very compact. I like this as I don't need numpad and it allows the hands to be \\\"centered\\\" better than in conventional keyboards.\\n-Audio function keys are actually easy to use. The FN is well placed, so you can hit them quickly with a single hand.\\n-Keys are pleasant to use and not too noisy. It's actually possible to play almost in silence, quieter than Cherry Browns. There's a feeling of quality to the way they actuate, and there is no wobble at all.\\n-The phone stand is a nice-to-have, not essential but a good use of the free space on top of the keyboard.\\n-I had no issues at all with the profiles or any software-related problems. My keyboard did warn about a firmware update, which I flashed before starting to use it.\\n\\nCons\\n-People complain about build quality but I disagree. I see no need for keyboards to be build like tanks, with metal backplates and so on. This keyboard is plastic but not flimsy. It is very light, but the rubber pads on the bottom are also well designed and grip to the table quite well. Unless you're kicking it around in lan parties, it should be quite solid.\\n-The \\\"handle\\\" on the left side is rather useless, a waste of space.\\n-White is not actually a color. The whitest you can get is a very light cyan. The difference is easy to notice if you look at the Caps Lock LED (which is actually white).\\n-I would have preferred a volume roller instead of 3 audio keys, also, the audio keys do not have the functionality lighted, so they're hard to see in the dark.\\n-The screensaver-like effects are somewhat dull. A lot more could be done given the lighting capabilities. Still, I find this a minor issue since it can be tweaked by software later.\\n-No palm rests. I don't really miss them since I don't type much at home and for some reason don't miss that while gaming. But if you need a good palm rest, keep in mind that you will have to buy something else, ate least a cheap gel support.\\nThere is a symbolic support on the left side but it is too small... doesn't support anything while ASDW gaming. It's a cosmetic touch with no functional utility. This is perhaps my biggest complaint with this keyboard... I like it without the support but would like to add a support in some occasions. A detachable one wouldn't be that difficult/expensive to include.\\n\\nMy main doubt at the time is about the reliability of the LEDs. It is at 100% now, but if they start dying, I will update the review.\\n\\nAt full retail price, I find it to be a bit overpriced, but discounted this keyboard has good value. There aren't many alternatives out there if you want a ten-keyless with lighting that is fully configurable, so overall, I find it to have enough quality to justify the cost and worth getting, you won't be disappointed if you considered these pros and cons.\",\n \"Product: Evolved from personal monitor technology road-tested by pro musicians and fine-tuned by Shure engineers, the SE846 features a patent-pending design that includes a groundbreaking low-pass filter. This technology enables the deep low-end performance of a true subwoofer without sacrificing clarity or detail of mids or highs. Comfortable Sound Isolating sleeves block up to 37 dB of ambient noise, whether onstage or on-the-go. Customizable frequency response, detachable cables, and a wide variety of accessories ensure an unequalled, perfectly tailored listening experience for the most discerning audio enthusiast.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A few points could be improved\\n\\nReview: 5/5 in sound quality, perhaps 4/5 in value for money. Major drawbacks are the slightly too warmish treble, which might give a feeling of lack of resolution sometimes. The low end and midrange is excellent, giving a nice punch that emulates full size speakers as much as possible with IEMs. Two other negatives is the stock cable (the guide is very stiff, making setup/insertion quite slow and annoying) and the poor quality of most of the included tips (I'm using the medium olive-shaped ones, which com installed - seem to be the best). I've changed filters to White, which gives a nicer treble and less boomy bass. You can go full afterburner and remove the filters completely, getting even sharper treble, but there's some loss of body in mids and bass, making it sound a bit thin.\\n\\nIn summary:\\nGOOD:\\n-Excellent midrange, very nice full vocals\\n-Good resolution\\n-Great separation and positioning\\n-Fairly wide soundstage (height/depth and width).\\n-Pretty nice bass, both in quantity and quality (tight, no bleed into lower mids)\\n-The Clear version is pretty neat to look at, showing the 4 BA drivers - this is the safest bet to avoid fakes too.\\n-Filter swap system actually works and is pretty easy. 3 levels (4 if you consider filterless an option)\\n-Included hard case and transport case are nice.\\n\\nBAD:\\n-Stock cable sucks in usability. Cable itself is fine, but the stiff part around the ears is truly annoying. Slows down the usage and has zero advantages except for stage performers (or if you are very active/moving).\\n-Could use a bit more energy on the treble. Feels a bit rolled and smooth sometimes.\\n-Price is still too high for what it offers, despite being a very good sounding IEM.\\n-Only two of the included tips are any good (olives and foam)\",\n \"Product: ZOTAC NVIDIA GeForce GTX 980 Ti AMP! 6GB GDDR5 DVI/HDMI/3DisplayPort PCI-Express Video Card\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Built like a tank. Can overclock decently but only if you mod the BIOS to raise TDP limit\\n\\nReview: I'm going to give it 5/5 although I expected a bit more overclock room. The card is indeed built like a tank. Massive metal everywhere except the fans themselves. The relevancy of this is perhaps not much, but it made my MSI 970 look like a plastic toy. It is a long card, so check your case first. at least 300mm are needed.\\n\\nI'm using it with a 650W PSU and a 165 Hz G-Sync monitor and it can run pretty much everything maxxed out at 1440p. Even GTA V floats aroun 45-70 FPS.\\n\\nThis review is relative to the AMP! model, not the Extreme or one of the others.\\n\\nI overclocked it to +200 MHz GPU and +450 MHz VRAM, with a slight increase in core voltage (+20 mV) and it is totally stable. Temps are in the 74-80c in full load. The fans/thermal compound must not be all that good, but it is enough.\\n\\nLike many 970/980 this card throttles quite early due to 110% TDP limit, so even if you can overclock it higher, it will start throttling to about half the normal speed. Mine was almost managing to be under 110%, but occasionally would hit it and throttling could only be solved by rebooting. I modded the vBIOS to raise the limit to 140% and now it is stable. I've never seen TDP go higher than 125%, so if you get a good chip, perhaps there is room for more overclocking. In my case the gain was of about 10-15 FPS in some games, which is quite an improvement.\\n\\nFelt a bit ripped off by Zotac since The Return of the Tomb Raider was advertised everywhere as being included. I didn't get it and was told that it was only with \\\"some cards\\\". That is indeed written in the fine print. Zotac told me to f-off and ask Amazon for the code. Amazon replied that the version I bought was not included in the Tomb Raider giveaway. So keep that in mind if you are taking any games into account for the value of the card.\\n\\nI'm still giving the card 5/5 since the game voucher thing is irrelevant, otherwise I'd probably settle for 2.5/5 and wouldn't have bought the Zotac.\",\n \"Product: Surrounded by 144Hz pretenders to the throne, only the ROG SWIFT PG279Q is utterly victorious with 165Hz refresh rate on IPS and NVIDIA G-SYNC Technology. Equipped with ASUS exclusive Eye Care and ergonomics to minimize eye stress, prepare to stay on top of your game for extended amounts of time. Display Colors : 16.7M (real 8 bit)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't believe the mass panic. They are great (there might be exceptions of course)\\n\\nReview: Excellent model. 165 Hz is buttery smooth, along with G-Sync, you can really tell the difference. The crowds are exaggerating regarding quality control. Yes, these monitors have some light bleed, plus the normal IPS glow, but it is not as bad as most say. Mine has some bleed in the four corners (worse on lower right).\\n\\nIt is very obvious with a fully black background, but during normal desktop work, or gaming you can't tell. Also, no color irregularities. It is very uniform (despite the bleed) and SRGB calibration is good. Sturdy base, reasonable speakers.\\n\\nMine has no dead pixels. So if you get one with uniform colors and no dead pixels, there's no reason to return it just because of a bit of light bleed (unless you are going to play with a black background all the time, like in certain space simulators). But of course, if there are color issues, dead pixels or even outrageously bad bleed, I'd return.\\n\\nIf you keep returning them over and over again expecting one with no bleed at all, you'll be wasting time. Like the previous Acer Predators (and the new ones like the Z35) there is light bleed in these panels and you'll probably get someone else's return.\\n\\nThe next generation might be a bit better, but for now, it is still an awesome gaming monitor and the 165 Hz/G-Sync/sRGB/wide angles are nice even in windows (read text while it scrolls, smooth mouse, etc).\\n\\nAlthough it sounds minor, I also really like the onscreen FPS counter. Much better than anything software based. I have it on all the time since it is a discrete yellow in small font.\",\n \"Product: Be active, be free with this wire-free, one-piece music player. A waterproof design keeps moisture out while you enjoy good vibrations. Power up with a quick 3-minute charge for up to 60 minutes of play back and enjoy drag and drop ease. Its that free and easy.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good stand alone audiobook player\\n\\nReview: I'll review this from a slightly different perspective - I got it to use as a dry land, full-time stand-alone audiobook player. So I don't really care for music usage or swimming, only audio books. So from that perspective:\\n\\nPros:\\n- Pretty comfortable and you can put it on very quickly. Also easy to pocket. Almost the perfect form factor.\\n- Controls/keys are pretty good. A possible improvement would be to remove the unnecessary separate Power key, as it could be combined with Play+Pause (hold to power, click to Pause/Play).\\n- It is very easy/fast to Pause/Resume play, key is easy to spot. Also easy to turn off the \\\"ambient mode\\\" feature (more about it below).\\n- Ambient mode feature is quite useful. Hit a key to toggle it (a synthesizer voice will announce toggle with \\\"On\\\" or \\\"Off\\\") and the external microphone will pump external noise into the sound. The effect is similar to having nothing in your ears. The level of amplification can be adjusted (Low/High/Medium). Low sounds very similar to having nothing on your ears, while Medium and High amplify more, so any external noises will actually sound much louder than they are. This feature is handy if you need to talk to someone for a bit or just want to be aware of external noises (traffic,etc). It does not work as well as in full-size Sony headphones like the MDR-1000X, as there is some ambient \\\"hiss\\\", but it's still quite functional. Sony could improve this by pausing the playback while the voice cue is playing - right now it keeps playing and the speaking lady will just go over your book (takes about 2 seconds to toggle).\\n- Build quality is good. I do not use them to swim, but take them to the beach (sand/salt) and use them while walking to work, often under rain. Don't expect them to break anytime soon, but if you use them in the ocean, saltwater will eventually kill them.\\n- FLAC is not supported, but I don't really care as most of my audiobooks are in MP3.\\n- Battery lasts around 10h unless you're using the ambient noise amplification a lot. That's about the duration of most of my audiobooks, so you can go through a whole book without charging.\\n- Loading content is super simple, just drag and drop MP3 files from a file explorer into the \\\"Music\\\" folder after connecting to a computer via USB. No need for iTunes or any external software unless you want to.\\n- Even 4GB will do for audiobooks, as MP3s are small and you can pretty much only listen to one book at a time.\\n\\nLess good:\\n- Not really made as an audio book player, so there are a few limitations. The biggest is that you can only listen to ONE audiobook at a time. The device cannot keep track of positions of multiple books/folders. It does resume from where you left, so once a book is started you can keep resuming from there just by pressing play. If you press \\\"Next/Previous\\\" by accident and end up changing track or folder, you'll lose the position in the book - the Next/Previous buttons are clearly marked and are not easy to press by accident, so it hasn't been an issue for me.\\n- The cradle is annoying and something you'll need to carry along if you want to charge it. Don't lose it. It would be nicer to charge with a normal microUSB port and have it covered with a rubber latch, similar to what Samsung does with its waterproof headphones.\",\n \"Product: Bundle of 3 items: Shure SE846 Sound Isolating Earphones - Clear Shure CBL-M+-K music phone adapter cable with remote plus mic 3.5 mm Stereo Y Cable by Front Row Electronics Shure SE846 Sound Isolating Earphones - Clear Featuring Quad High-Definition MicroDrivers, the SE846 delivers extended high-end clarity and unparalleled low-end performance. Evolved from personal monitor technology road-tested by pro musicians and fine-tuned by Shure engineers, the SE846 features a patent-pending design that includes a groundbreaking low-pass filter. This technology enables the deep low-end performance of a true subwoofer without sacrificing clarity or detail of mids or highs. Customizable frequency response, detachable cables, and a wide variety of accessories ensure an unequalled, perfectly tailored listening experience for the most discerning audio enthusiast. Comes with Two Year Limited Warranty\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A few points could be improved\\n\\nReview: 5/5 in sound quality, perhaps 4/5 in value for money. Major drawbacks are the slightly too warmish treble, which might give a feeling of lack of resolution sometimes. The low end and midrange is excellent, giving a nice punch that emulates full size speakers as much as possible with IEMs. Two other negatives is the stock cable (the guide is very stiff, making setup/insertion quite slow and annoying) and the poor quality of most of the included tips (I'm using the medium olive-shaped ones, which com installed - seem to be the best). I've changed filters to White, which gives a nicer treble and less boomy bass. You can go full afterburner and remove the filters completely, getting even sharper treble, but there's some loss of body in mids and bass, making it sound a bit thin.\\n\\nIn summary:\\nGOOD:\\n-Excellent midrange, very nice full vocals\\n-Good resolution\\n-Great separation and positioning\\n-Fairly wide soundstage (height/depth and width).\\n-Pretty nice bass, both in quantity and quality (tight, no bleed into lower mids)\\n-The Clear version is pretty neat to look at, showing the 4 BA drivers - this is the safest bet to avoid fakes too.\\n-Filter swap system actually works and is pretty easy. 3 levels (4 if you consider filterless an option)\\n-Included hard case and transport case are nice.\\n\\nBAD:\\n-Stock cable sucks in usability. Cable itself is fine, but the stiff part around the ears is truly annoying. Slows down the usage and has zero advantages except for stage performers (or if you are very active/moving).\\n-Could use a bit more energy on the treble. Feels a bit rolled and smooth sometimes.\\n-Price is still too high for what it offers, despite being a very good sounding IEM.\\n-Only two of the included tips are any good (olives and foam)\",\n \"Product: Ideal for sports and active lifestyles, this unique digital music player allows you to be wire-free, hands-free, and without distraction whether youre working out at the gym, playing outdoors or even swimming. Ergonomically designed for long-lasting comfort hours on end. Along with a wire-free, secure fit the sports Walkman is guaranteed to never fall out even during the most rigorous physical activities. The NW-WS414 may be compact in size but can store hours of music thanks to the internal 8 GB memory. Designed for athletes in all sports, and for use in salt and fresh water up to two meters deep. Along with being sweat proof and dust proof the sports Walkman is built to endure the toughest training.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good stand-alone audio book player\\n\\nReview: I'll review this from a slightly different perspective - I got it to use as a dry land, full-time stand-alone audiobook player. So I don't really care for music usage or swimming, only audio books. So from that perspective:\\n\\nPros:\\n- Pretty comfortable and you can put it on very quickly. Also easy to pocket. Almost the perfect form factor.\\n- Controls/keys are pretty good. A possible improvement would be to remove the unnecessary separate Power key, as it could be combined with Play+Pause (hold to power, click to Pause/Play).\\n- It is very easy/fast to Pause/Resume play, key is easy to spot. Also easy to turn off the \\\"ambient mode\\\" feature (more about it below).\\n- Ambient mode feature is quite useful. Hit a key to toggle it (a synthesizer voice will announce toggle with \\\"On\\\" or \\\"Off\\\") and the external microphone will pump external noise into the sound. The effect is similar to having nothing in your ears. The level of amplification can be adjusted (Low/High/Medium). Low sounds very similar to having nothing on your ears, while Medium and High amplify more, so any external noises will actually sound much louder than they are. This feature is handy if you need to talk to someone for a bit or just want to be aware of external noises (traffic,etc). It does not work as well as in full-size Sony headphones like the MDR-1000X, as there is some ambient \\\"hiss\\\", but it's still quite functional. Sony could improve this by pausing the playback while the voice cue is playing - right now it keeps playing and the speaking lady will just go over your book (takes about 2 seconds to toggle).\\n- Build quality is good. I do not use them to swim, but take them to the beach (sand/salt) and use them while walking to work, often under rain. Don't expect them to break anytime soon, but if you use them in the ocean, saltwater will eventually kill them.\\n- FLAC is not supported, but I don't really care as most of my audiobooks are in MP3.\\n- Battery lasts around 10h unless you're using the ambient noise amplification a lot. That's about the duration of most of my audiobooks, so you can go through a whole book without charging.\\n- Loading content is super simple, just drag and drop MP3 files from a file explorer into the \\\"Music\\\" folder after connecting to a computer via USB. No need for iTunes or any external software unless you want to.\\n- Even 4GB will do for audiobooks, as MP3s are small and you can pretty much only listen to one book at a time.\\n\\nLess good:\\n- Not really made as an audio book player, so there are a few limitations. The biggest is that you can only listen to ONE audiobook at a time. The device cannot keep track of positions of multiple books/folders. It does resume from where you left, so once a book is started you can keep resuming from there just by pressing play. If you press \\\"Next/Previous\\\" by accident and end up changing track or folder, you'll lose the position in the book - the Next/Previous buttons are clearly marked and are not easy to press by accident, so it hasn't been an issue for me.\\n- The cradle is annoying and something you'll need to carry along if you want to charge it. Don't lose it. It would be nicer to charge with a normal microUSB port and have it covered with a rubber latch, similar to what Samsung does with its waterproof headphones.\",\n \"Product: Black X Line TPU Gel Back Case / Cover for Samsung Galaxy Note II 2 GT-N7100\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for the price.\\n\\nReview: Not a bad case. The material is not too hard, but could have been a bit more flexible. However the fit is tight and all cutouts are in the right places for the Note II. The power+volume buttons are covered but are still easy to press. They're also easy to locate just by touch. The case has a lip of about 1-2mm over the glass, which means you can have the phone face-down without touching the surfaces. It should also give some (limited) protection on fully horizontal falls.\\n\\nThe 'little ball' texture pattern is ok. It provides more grip than other TPU cases, but I would still have preferred a rougher pattern with softer rubber, as the Note is quite big and prone to fly off hands. But still, I find the grip acceptable and it also doesn't cause much drag when you slide it in and out of a pocket.\\n\\nThe screen protector is nasty so I didn't use it, however the little cloth is pretty good to keep the screen clean. For the low price, this case is worth trying.\",\n \"Product: HardCover. Pub Date :2004-10-18 Pages: 400 Language: English Publisher: HarperCollins UK This deluxe slipcased edition of The Hobbit. printed and bound using superior materials including a silk ribbon marker. features the definitive text. plus Tolkien's paintings and drawings in full colour. and a special fold-out version of Thror's Map.Bilbo Baggins enjoys a quiet and contented life. with no desire to travel far from the comforts of home; then one day the wizard Gandalf and a band of dwarves arrive unexpectedly and enlist his services - as a burglar - on a dangerous expedition to raid the treasure-hoard of Smaug the dragon.Bilbo 's life is never to be the same again.Seldom has any book been so widely read and loved as JRRTolkien's classic tale. The Hobbit.Since its first publication in 1937 it has remained in print to delight each new generation of readers all over the worl...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\\n\\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \\\"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\\\".\\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \\\"Book of the Century\\\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \\\"so long\\\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \\\"Wow\\\" when I close it and it's over...\",\n \"Product: C. S. Lewis was one of the greatest Christian Writers of our age. His \\\"Screwtape Letters\\\" still stirs considerable controversy. He wrote from the perspective of a devil giving advice to another devil in how to tempt a Christian. In doing so, he reveals to us how we let evil into our own lives. Lewis's work has influenced three generations of Christian thinkers and will continue to be a seminal Christian work.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An amusing moral satire on the war between good and evil\\n\\nReview: This C.S. Lewis novel is a moral satire about an old experienced demon, Screwtape, and his letters trying to help his young nephew Wormwood, a rookie demon, to lead humanity astray. Wormwood's work is focused on a particular young man, whose heart he will try to convince. The idea of a little devil sitting on your shoulder that some people might instantly think of is adequate, but in this case, there is no little angel. We get to see the fiend trying to lead astray the poor man's soul, but we never directly see the forces against him, only his annoyance at how they seem to be pushing them out of business.\\nThe way the demons seem frustrated and the way they behave and relate between themselves is in one word, comic. Screwtape might at times seem extremely dedicated to his nephew, showing some kind of love, but a few letters ahead, when his apprentice is screwing up, he is almost odiously ready to punish him in some sort of demonic betrayal, turning him in as incompetent. Not even a demon can trust another demon. Lewis also had fun making up some sort of hierarchy and all the bureaucracies demons have to face, having to explain their failures, make reports and all sorts of problems you might have at work, in this case, one can clearly say \\\"work is Hell\\\", complete even with a secret service department (which always seems to frustrate poor Screwtape, since those incompetents never really manage to find out what God is up to).\\nLewis obviously focuses the whole work on Christianity. Screwtape is clearly referring to the Christian God as \\\"the enemy\\\", but this book will be interesting to anyone curious about the spiritual warfare that we all have to face everyday, no matter how we see it or what we call it; Atheists and followers of other religions will probably still find it amusing and interesting. Some thoughts of Screwtape might be a bit dry, but most of the book is a delightful voyage into the human soul and its potential dark side of pride, hate, envy, self-importance, resentment and how it all conflicts with some sort of set of moral laws. When I read it, it was interesting how Screwtape tells his nephew to attack flaws in humane nature that I thought I probably had myself, that's part of the brilliance of C.S. in this clever book; he will not only amuse you, but he will make you stop to question your own behaviour and the way you deal with other people.\\nYou will never look at that little devil on your shoulder in the same way again. :-)\",\n \"Product: More than three million readers have witnessed the return of the dragons...And now the books that began the best-selling 'dragonlance' saga are collected in their entirety in this special edition, along with all of the artwork from the trilogy. This splendid collector's edition is a must for the millions of readers who fell in love with the fantasy world of Krynn.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A must-read for fantasy fans.\\n\\nReview: This compilation seems to be out of print at the time, but it's still worth buying the 3 books separately. I read this compilation several years ago and still remember how much it suprised me. I got it as a present and felt suprised by the really addictive writing style of Weis and Hickman. Being a Tolkien fan I had a \\\"Pff, this won't come close to the master's work\\\" moment from my snob side when I first looked at it. It was my first Dragonlance title, and while I enjoy fantasy titles (but don't read as much of it as I used to), I now often recommend this compilation of 3 titles for anyone who is just trying to take a first look at fantasy worlds. Yes, it is not as masterful and rich as Tolkien, but it is perhaps much more accessible to new fantasy readers, and at the same time, appealing even to the most demanding fans. Very good work, often delicious. You'll be turning pages at high speed.\",\n \"Product: This is a book about the meaning of time, what it is, when it has started, how it flows and where to. It examines the consequences of Einstein's theory of relativity and offers startling suggestions about what recent research may reveal.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Straightforward description of many topics about time.\\n\\nReview: This is a book about the meaning of time, what it is, when it has started, how it flows and where to. If you ever wondered about the puzzles and paradoxes of time, if you ever wanted to learn more about what Einstein's relativity implies about time itself, this is a book you will not want to miss.\\nDavies covers most of the questions about time; I found interesting how he explains the rather weird relationship between real time and our mental notion of it. The weirdness of bizarre possibilities should be enough to confuse anyone thinking about it for the first time; the way time relates to quantum physics, being sometimes even stranger to understand.\\nBlack holes, the warping of space-time, theories about time travel, and the notion of \\\"now\\\": the division of past, present and future. From the inevitable \\\"what existed before the Big Bang\\\" to the Hartle Hawking theory, Wormholes, time dilation, etc, much is covered about time. Here are some of the subjects you will be able to read about:\\n1. Tachyons: Davies wonders if Tachyons can be ruled out. The special theory of relativity has been tested to unprecedented accuracy, yet tachyons are a problem. Allowed by the theory, they bring with them all sorts of unpalatable properties.\\n2. Black holes: Could there be really an end to time-a singularity- and the centre of all black holes? Can they form tunnels to other universes, or can we use them like wormholes that thread back into our universe? What happens to matter falling in them?\\n3. Time Travel: Just a fantasy? The investigation of exotic space-times that seem to permit travel into the past will, according to Davies, remains an active field of research, but there are no realistic time-travel scenarios known. But as with Tachyons, the absence of a no-go proof forces science to keep it on the agenda, along with the usual paradoxes, of course. :-)\\n4. Quantum questions: Davies spends some pages describing the wonderland of weird and perplexing temporal teasers in the quantum domain. The way relativity of time fits uneasily into the quantum picture of a world where the collapse associated with measurements occurs abruptly at specific moments. The measurements of time itself are fraught with problems, since all clocks are physical objects afflicted by quantum fuzziness.\\n5. The Origin of Time: You'll also be able to read about the usual topic of how time originated, with all sorts of questions concerning causality, God and eternity.\\nThe Age of the Universe: Davies spends some time on the measurements of the expansion rate of the universe, which combined with realistic assumptions about dark matter lead to the absurd conclusion that there are objects in space older than the universe itself. What's going on anyway?\\nThese are just some of the main issues. This title is definitely only for those who have questioned time. Davies book is a bit dry sometimes, and can probably bore the reader who is expecting more impact. Some parts like the explanation of the quantum eraser dreamed up by physicist Marlan Scully might be a bit challenging for those with no background in the subject, but in general, the whole book is very readable and clear. Little math is required, if you know how to square a negative (imaginary number), you probably know enough to keep up, almost no math is presented. And to help, we have Davies sense of humour; while it might annoy some readers, I thought it was helping the book to flow better. It all depends on who's reading. :-) The book has good recommended Bibliography, and a decent Index. Unfortunately, there is no glossary.\\nIf I had to summarize the book in a paragraph, surprisingly, I would perhaps just write that we probably don't know much. Despite all the progress of the past decades, Time is still a mystery, and the revolution that Einstein started is still very incomplete. His word on the subject won't be the last.\\nUnfortunately, this book ends up raising more questions than those it answers. Not Davies fault, it's really the subject itself. :-)\\nVery interesting work for the layman who is curious about time.\",\n \"Product: Douglas E. Krueger(Fayetteville, AR) is a doctoral candidate in philosophy at the University of Arkansas.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very good for complete beginners.\\n\\nReview: This book is definitely for beginners, and has to be criticized as such. I am very open to both theist and atheist arguments, and this was a title I chose to summarize many atheist positions.\\nKrueger's writing is almost always engaging, and the book is very clear. Items are well separated, and I particularly enjoyed the short conclusion at the end of each chapter, summarizing all the arguments, very useful for the quick read just to\\\"mentally refresh\\\" some aspects. Unfortunately, the book has no Index, very few notes and poor bibliography (all from atheist and sceptical writers), and in general, does not appear to be the work of a meticulous scholar (You can compare it to introductory works of other authors and know what I mean). Krueger cover topics like \\\"What's wrong in believing on faith?\\\" and all the other questions already mentioned in the reviews. He approaches many of the most common theist arguments and tries to defuse them. My favourite section was perhaps the chapter on \\\"Can atheists have morals?\\\" which attempts to show you how that atheist friend of yours isn't necessarily such a bad guy. :-)\\nThis book helped me understand atheists a bit better, and did a good job in showing the main atheist positions from a philosophical approach. My main problem with it was the fact that Krueger did not limit his writing to philosophical and theological aspects of atheism in general (Which was what I initially expected), but also tries to prove how wrong the Bible is (other religions get away most of the time) by picking up certain passages and pointing at (possible) flaws and the usual contradictions. Sometimes he raised interesting questions and pointed at valid errors, but sometimes, it felt as if I was reading a \\\"lite\\\" version of the \\\"Encyclopaedia of Biblical Errancy\\\".. I guess that his point is that showing Christian flaws would definitely give his central argument some extra points. True. Unfortunately, he doesn't do it so well. McKinsey screws up sometimes and ends up showing his ignorance on certain biblical topics, revealing errors that are no errors at all once you study the subject and Krueger occasionally follows his path, and points to contradictions that have been refuted successfully many times before. I wish he didn't stray from the central ideas about religion and theism in general, since he's definitely no Bible scholar.\\nI probably should add here that I'm a \\\"beginner\\\" student of these topics, I haven't done much Bible study, but I've read some atheist arguments against the bible and also some apologetics for the past two years; The little I know was enough to refute many of Krueger's arguments against Christianity without even doing any additional research. Many of his \\\"critical Bible errors\\\" can be cleared by simply picking up a Bible or reading some work by Bible scholars). The simplicity of several of his \\\"problems\\\" sometimes ends up weakening his cause; In some passages, the ambiguity of the Hebrew when translated to English causes the problems, sometimes he completely misses the context surrounding the text, or kind of forces it to prove his point. But it is true that in quite a few cases, he raised valid problems about scripture, at least for my current level of knowledge.\\nEven some of the more philosophical problems of theism were poorly approached, regarding the Golden Rule (And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise) that all religions share in some form, Krueger throws it away just with the help of this rock-solid argument: \\\"Homosexuality is easily justified by this rule. A man who wants to have sex with someone obviously wants someone else to have sex with a man, and he wants this done to himself. However, if one should do to others what one wants done to one self, then he should have sex with a man too\\\". Duh? After these two thoughts in the first pages, and seeing Krueger's inability to understand the central point of concepts that any Christian, Hindu or Muslim 10 year old child can understand I was about to start laughing until I realized I had actually paid for the book and decided to just remain quiet, hoping his arguments would get better in the next pages.:-)\\nBut I still liked this book and still recommend it. It condenses a lot of information, it is very clear and it is good to help understand atheism better, good first step before you read any deeper and more technical skeptic material. I expected more philosophical arguments that covered all forms of religion and belief in god, and less anti-christian stuff (Or I would have picked better titles focusing solely on that)\\nDid reading it convince me? No, I can't say I am convinced, this is definitely not the ultimate atheist's handbook, but I can say I have my thoughts on this subject considerably better organized thanks to Krueger: A good introduction, good food for thought worth checking out, but be prepared to dedicate some time looking at what the other side has to say about it, or you might miss a few small interesting conclusions (especially that Krueger provides interesting philosophical atheist arguments but knows less about Christianity than he'd like you to think)...\",\n \"Product: The enchanting prelude to \\\"The Lord of the Rings\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\\n\\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \\\"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\\\".\\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \\\"Book of the Century\\\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \\\"so long\\\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \\\"Wow\\\" when I close it and it's over...\",\n \"Product: MOVIE TIE IN BOOKS WITH BEAUTIFUL COVERS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING WITH FRODO ON COVER, TWO TWO TOWERS WITH ELF ON COVER SHOOTING BOW AND ARROW AND THE RETURN OF THE KING WITH MORDOR ON COVER. BIGGER WELL MADE SOFTCOVER BOOKS. One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\\n\\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \\\"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\\\".\\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \\\"Book of the Century\\\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \\\"so long\\\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \\\"Wow\\\" when I close it and it's over...\",\n \"Product: Box set of JRR Tolkien's incomparable classic\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A timeless masterpiece. JRR left us a treasure.\\n\\nReview: I first read LOTR years ago, when I was a teenager, it amazed me back then, and since those days I have read its pages over 6 or 7 times. It's about time I write a few words here about my all time favorite book.\\nTolkien died a year before I was born (73), a scholar by profession, he was specialized in Anglo-Saxon (Old English) and its relation to linguistically similar languages (Old Norse, Old German and Gothic). He became a master into the language of poetry and the poetry of language. His interest in mythology (shared by his friend C.S. Lewis) and his faith in Christianity also had a stunning effect in his stories.\\nLOTR is above anything, a book about the struggle between good and evil, somewhere in our own world, but in an imaginary time. It all feels familiar, but \\\"glorified by the enchantment of distance in time\\\".\\n In Middle Earth (North-western Europe was probably what Tolkien had in mind) Bilbo, a Hobbit (a branch of the human race) finds himself in a quest to destroy the One Ring, crafted by the elven-smiths and Sauron, the Dark Lord, but lost. Sauron searches far and wide for the ring that would complete his dominion of evil, while the initially nave Bilbo and his friends (The so called Fellowship of the Ring) journey Middle-Earth, deep into the shadow of Sauron, to destroy the Ring by casting it in the Cracks of Doom.\\nLOTR is amazing by many reasons. The languages presented are most certainly real languages, especially the Elven languages. It is unbelievable how they are not arbitrary gibberish but really possible tongues with established roots, sound laws and inflexions. Tolkien used all his knowledge and imaginative powers deriving them, in a realistic manner.\\nLOTR is narrated by Tolkien, based on ancient manuscripts written by the main characters Frodo and Bilbo, or at least, many people think that Tolkien sought to maintain that he was only the editor and translator. This would be nothing special, as many authors tried to make their fantasies sound as true stories from some ancient times, but very few have done it so successfully as Tolkien. His love for language and his imagination and scholarship produced a work that is hard to translate, at least, without losing much of its impact. For instance, an adequate translation of Rohirric would have to be replaced with some ancient language whose relation to the language of the translation was the same as that of Anglo-Saxon to modern English. Tolkien actually used an approximation of Anglo-Saxon so we it would remain intelligible to modern readers like us. This was not accidental, but carefully devised. New land, languages, races, history, cultures, a whole new world; That is what you will find in this most remarkable work of literature.\\nTolkien has left us a gorgeous, eloquent and heroic romance, and after you read it you will understand why this has been named the \\\"Book of the Century\\\" many times. Some readers gave it 4 stars because it's \\\"so long\\\". That's the only problem I can point to LOTR, its length, but for the opposite reason. I feel it should be a lot longer. :) It is true that the first 100 pages are somewhat slow for some readers, but they are still rich and interesting.\\nThe struggle of good and evil, the depth of all the characters, friendship, love, temptation, war, hate and the inner moral conflicts the characters face, all is presented marvellously thanks to Tolkien's keen abilities for both prosaic and poetic expression, based on his deep love for ancient languages, myth and nature.\\nThis is the Bible of fantasy literature, but you will probably still like it even if you're not used to its kind. No other writer of fantasy titles has ever come close. Not even the best like Tad Williams, Robert Jordan or others. Never read it? What are you waiting for? Get it. Get the hardcover illustrated version by Alan Lee. I own a few versions and will probably end up buying more. The best LOTR hardcovers are expensive, but it's fully worth it. The Lord of The Rings is simply a timeless masterpiece!\\nAfter 6 or 7 reads, I still return to LOTR often, and am always fascinated by it. Every time I read it I find something new and very, very few books have come close to give me as much joy. The complexity of Tolkien's world and all its elements, the detail and richness of the descriptions, this world still makes me sit there thinking a numb \\\"Wow\\\" when I close it and it's over...\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":16,"string":"16"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":194,"string":"194"}}},{"rowIdx":195,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1GSPADXH17N25"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"3.0\" for a product with description \"Jaye Cox was born in Frankston Victoria and as a young child, she moved to sunny Queensland. Jaye is a wife and mother to six kids. While raising her children for the last twelve years, she decided she wanted to pursue her love of writing which started with her love of reading. It is the one thing that became her break and escape from the insanity of a large family. Jaye loves being a full-time mother and wife, watching her kids grow and enjoying every minute of it. You will always catch her and her family having a family Barbecue every weekend during the warmer months, and enjoying life to the fullest.\". The summary of the review text is \"This one just didn't work for me\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is book 2 in the Love is not enough series and is about Dex the drummer in Rayne's band. I was gifted a copy of this book from the author herself after reviewing book one. I never planned on reading this one but the author appreciated my honesty and sent me this book. Not to let her down I have to say this book has a few issues that I will address after the review.\n\nRuby, Ty's sister arrives in town to visit him and immediately makes no friends. She is brash, obnoxious and actually physically assaults people like its normal behavior. Even after kneeing Dex in the nuts he still hooks up with her. She leaves out a window when someone calls for him and he later finds she is now working in his tattoo shop as the piercer.\n\nShe doesn't want a relationship due to her past sexual abuse. He doesn't want a relationship due to the death of his wife 3 years ago and can't offer anyone more than sex. You would think this would be a perfect arrangement for them but she doesn't want to cause problems with her brother should they have a bad break up????? Hello, its sex only! As they still continue to hook up despite Ty, Sam, his wifes BFF is continually making it known she doesn't approve causing Dex more guilt over loosing his wife. The letters at the end of the book were very sweet in helping Dex more forward but made us love Amanda more and make Ruby look even less worthy of him. Her past problems were never really dealt with even after they came back to haunt her. Oliver was there for her and not Dex. This book just didn't work for me and was missing the actual love in the love story. Even in the epilogue its said their individual broken pieces will never be fixed. Sad.\n\nProblems:\nThe book needs an editor for consistency issues. Especially in the epilogue. You get 2, one 3 years later and one 10 years later, which adds up to 13 years however the marriage takes place 10 years later based on what is said. Not to mention the day of her date with Oliver where she spends 5 hours shopping, hours reading, an hour to get ready and this is after working that day. I still never really warmed up to Ruby and feel her \"hardness\" was never transitioned to where she ended up. We hope its her love for Dex but the book is more about his getting over his first wife and that is the love story Ruby and Dex is missing in this book. Never would he have taken her to the house he bought for his first wife and bang her, no one had been there in 3 years yet someone was calling his name from another room? At least in the end we finally find out why he is called Dex!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is book 2 in the Love is not enough series and is about Dex the drummer in Rayne's band. I was gifted a copy of this book from the author herself after reviewing book one. I never planned on reading this one but the author appreciated my honesty and sent me this book. Not to let her down I have to say this book has a few issues that I will address after the review.\n\nRuby, Ty's sister arrives in town to visit him and immediately makes no friends. She is brash, obnoxious and actually physically assaults people like its normal behavior. Even after kneeing Dex in the nuts he still hooks up with her. She leaves out a window when someone calls for him and he later finds she is now working in his tattoo shop as the piercer.\n\nShe doesn't want a relationship due to her past sexual abuse. He doesn't want a relationship due to the death of his wife 3 years ago and can't offer anyone more than sex. You would think this would be a perfect arrangement for them but she doesn't want to cause problems with her brother should they have a bad break up????? Hello, its sex only! As they still continue to hook up despite Ty, Sam, his wifes BFF is continually making it known she doesn't approve causing Dex more guilt over loosing his wife. The letters at the end of the book were very sweet in helping Dex more forward but made us love Amanda more and make Ruby look even less worthy of him. Her past problems were never really dealt with even after they came back to haunt her. Oliver was there for her and not Dex. This book just didn't work for me and was missing the actual love in the love story. Even in the epilogue its said their individual broken pieces will never be fixed. Sad.\n\nProblems:\nThe book needs an editor for consistency issues. Especially in the epilogue. You get 2, one 3 years later and one 10 years later, which adds up to 13 years however the marriage takes place 10 years later based on what is said. Not to mention the day of her date with Oliver where she spends 5 hours shopping, hours reading, an hour to get ready and this is after working that day. I still never really warmed up to Ruby and feel her \"hardness\" was never transitioned to where she ended up. We hope its her love for Dex but the book is more about his getting over his first wife and that is the love story Ruby and Dex is missing in this book. Never would he have taken her to the house he bought for his first wife and bang her, no one had been there in 3 years yet someone was calling his name from another room? At least in the end we finally find out why he is called Dex!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Kelly Elliott is a contemporary romance writer and the author of the Wanted series. She lives in Texas with her husband and daughter. Visit Kelly at authorkellyelliott.blogspot.com.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only book one is available through KU in this series\n\nReview: I wanted to read this book after seeing all the really bad reviews and I have to say it isn't that bad. It is a long and drawn out book that has a lot of crazy in it but it was entertaining. I liked the alternating pov's along with Ari's and Jeff's who practically stole this book from Gunner and Ellie. They almost do not need their own book but they do get theirs in book 2 of this series. The unnecessary cussing was annoying along with all the crying from ALL the characters, that got old. Other than that its a sweet story of Ellie, who meets Gunner her brothers best friend and they fall in love. She has to get over a couple of bad break ups from boyfriends cheating and a horrible mother that makes her feel that she will never be \"wanted\" by anyone. This book was available through Kindle Unlimited but the rest of the series is not, if I had known that I wouldn't have read this one.","Product: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Zoe York is a busy working mom of two young boys, wife to a very understanding soldier, and creator of modern, sexy, small town contemporary romances. Her debut novel, What Once Was Perfect, started the popular Wardham series, and her first military romance, Fall Out, was released as part of the international bestselling SEALs of Summer super bundle. She lives in London, Ontario and is currently chugging Americanos, wiping sticky fingers, and dreaming of heroes in and out of uniform.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Short, sweet second chance love story\n\nReview: This is a sweet little second chance story. Its my first book by this author and the writing is very good. Its told in third person and is drama free, it actually could have used a little drama. This review contains mild spoilers.\n\nOlivia and Rafe have been divorced 2 years yet neither of them have moved on. He is a police officer and also does military reserves which leave him little time for his wife. This is their problem, his always putting his job before her. She not being from the area, and working for his mother had very little else in her life but him. She grew resentful so after fighting for so long they divorced. The love for each other is still there so he sets out to try to win her back. They do get their HEA however what I was disappointed in was they never really resolved their issues and her working a new job with as many hours as he didn't seem to be a solution.","Product: Best Selling Erotic, Paranormal and Contemporary Romance author Zoey Derrick comes from Glendale, Arizona. Zoey, was a mortgage underwriter by day and is now a romance and erotica novelist full-time. She writes stories as hot as the desert sun itself. It is this passion that drips off of her work, bringing excitement to anyone who enjoys a good and sensual love story. Not only does she aim to take her readers on an erotic dance that lasts the night, it allows her to empty her mind of stories we all wish were true. Her stories are hopeful yet true to life, skillfully avoiding melodrama and the unrealistic, bringing her gripping Erotica only closer to the heart of those that dare dipping into it. The intimacy of her fantasies that she shares with her readers is thrilling and encouraging, climactic yet full of suspense. She is a loving mistress, up for anything, of which any reader is doomed to return to again and again.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not exactly a stand alone with characters from her other books\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. It is my first book by this author and the writing is good. It is written in duel pov's. It said it was a stand alone however you have the feeling some of the characters have history as you read. You find out this is the case at the end of the book when characters are introduced from her other series 69 Bottles, this makes things pretty confusing and totally unnecessary to the story line as I have not read those books. And I do agree with other reviews, his asking \"whats my name\" over and over made no sense in the story after the first time.\n\nIreland grew up with her brothers best friend Dyson since she was 9. She fell in love with him when she was 15. He also took her virginity and then left her shattered when he moved away the next day without telling her. Fast forward 10 years and she runs into him going to a job interview in his building. He is a millionaire now owning his own company. They are both unsure they are who they think they are as they have changed a lot in 10 years. They rekindle their relationship and find their feelings are still the same. They have never forgotten each other in all that time. He had the means to find her but he was afraid he would find her happily married. During the book they come to terms with their past along with dealing with new revelations regarding her parents. There is a nice epilogue set 2 years in the future showing their family growing.","Product: Karen Cimms is a writer, editor, and music lover. She was born and raised in New Jersey and still thinks of the Garden State as home. She began her career at an early age rewriting the endings to her favorite books. It was a mostly unsuccessful endeavor, but she likes to think she invented fanfiction. Karen is a lifelong Jersey corn enthusiast, and is obsessed with (in no particular order) books, shoes, dishes, and Brad Pitt. In her spare time she likes to quilt, decorate, and entertain. Just kiddingshe has no spare time. Although she loves pigeons, she is terrified of pet birds, scary movies, and Mr. Peanut. Karen is married to her favorite lead guitar player. Her children enjoy tormenting her with countless mean-spirited pranks because they love her. She currently lives in Northeast Pennsylvania, although her heart is usually in Maine.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Realistic story of a musician trying to make it in the industry\n\nReview: This is my first book by this author and the writing is good. Its written in first person and available through Kindle Unlimited. This book does contain cheating if this is a trigger for anyone. He does live to regret this and lives with the guilt.\n\nKatie is a sweet innocent college student when she meets Billy a much older musician at a club. They are immediately attracted to each other and he talks her into hanging out until after he is finished with his set. She gets totally wasted and not knowing where she lived he takes her back to his hotel. They end up spending the weekend together. When its time for him to go his own way he just can't walk away and they begin a long distance relationship until her uptight parents find out. When they threaten to make her come back home she runs away with Billy and they begin a really hard life as he tries to make it in the music industry. This is made really hard as life seems to get in the way along with an unscrupulous agent that signs Billy but has her own agenda. This is book one of a series but does not end on a cliffhanger.","Product: Tyler King was born and raised in Orlando, Florida and graduated from the University of Central Florida with a degree in Creative Writing. As a journalist, her work has appeared in Orlando magazine and Orlando Business Journal, among other publications. She is a proud army spouse currently living in Virginia with her husband.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not what I thought it would be based on the books synopsis\n\nReview: This book was nothing like I thought it would be based on the reviews I read. Due to that this review contains some spoilers. Would I read it again? No. Is the writing good? Yes. Was it ever a DNF for me? No. The story line is very dark in my opinion and not the normal types of story's I like to read. You have two people who are completely broken, both with traumatic childhood traumas that brought them together within the foster care system. The debt they hold is to the other, without each other they would never have survived to get where they are today. The story is told from Josh's POV and between current reality and his therapy session chapters you find out his past and some of hers. No feels goods in this book, no falling in love between the MC's, that is implied.\n\nHadley lost her parents at a young age very tragically, she is put into the foster system until her godfather adopts her out. While there she meets 5 year old Josh who is being molested by the foster parent after being left on a bus by his mother. He would come to her at night after being molested. When Hadley leaves due to the adoption she is traumatized knowing Josh was left behind and her Psychiatrist ends up meeting and adopting Josh. Josh feels he owes her his life by helping to get him out of there.\n\nThey remain best friends through high school. One evening when they are around 17 they loose their virginity to each other however due to Josh's past molestation he runs out with a panic attack. He refused to talk to her about it and pushed her away after that. Both are currently Juniors in college now, he a music major, she Art. She has OCD issues, he has sexual ones and since the night they were first together they have never spoken of that night. They live in the same house while in college, the house his adoptive mother died in. She taught him the piano and he became a child prodigy until her death when he was 17.\n\nThere is a lot going on in this book, he has his band and those problems. He thinks he is staying because of her, he thinks he is helping her. She thinks she stayed to help him when they had the change to go away to different colleges. They love each other but they have not been together as a couple since age 17. Before they loose each other completely by his continually pushing her away they eventually decide to communicate with each other over their pasts. You do get a HEA but you know life will be hard and not normal for them as they both move forward with continued therapy.","Product: New York Times, USA Today and Wall Street Journal Bestselling Author Catherine Bybee has been addicted to romance since her teens. After spending a decade of her life working as an RN in urban emergency rooms, Catherine is now dedicated to writing happily-ever-afters for the world to love. Catherine is married and raising two sons in Southern California.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cute, sweet, light hearted read with a HEA\n\nReview: This was a really sweet light hearted read that I enjoyed. Its written in alternating pov's and the writing was very good. It is also available through Kindle Unlimited.\n\nBlake needs a wife before his 36th birthday to claim his English estate and title. Samantha runs a elite match making service that he hires to find him a wife. Instead he decides she is the one he wants. She agrees to the marriage to help take care of her sister who needs constant care due to a stroke. It doesn't take long for the fake marriage to become real along with some real consequences to being married. Just a little bit of drama from a \"viper\" from his past but otherwise its a cute read with a HEA.","Product: I am an Illinois gal, a mother of two and happily married. I enjoy writing and have always enjoyed creating little stories in my head. Since I was very young I like creating scenes and deciding the outcomes. I enjoy creating stories then expressing those onto paper. I enjoy writing romance with a little twist here and there to make it interesting. I love angst and tension within my stories. I try to keep it realistic to everyday life and our daily struggles that we all may face. Everyone loves a happy ending and in life that is not always the outcome. So why not live in a fantasy world where happy endings do happen. It is easy to wrap yourself up in a story and imagine that life. Take a ride through my imagination with my stories.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Drama filled but a good read\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. Its a little slow going to start out but worth the read. Sam gets on your nerves a little with her stubbornness and jumping to conclusions but it all works out in the end.\n\nSamantha walks in on her fiancee Tony having sex with her cousin on their kitchen table. She later finds out he has had numerous affairs in their 4 years together. This is just a few days before their wedding. A few months of being heartbroken go by and her best friend Allison gets her to go out and have a good time. Allison's husband Mitch's friend Wes wants to meet her so they set it up. They are instantly attracted to each other and end up spending the night together. After her past she isn't ready to start any form of relationship and puts him off on seeing each other again.\n\nDue to all her mistrust it makes it really hard for Wes to get her to give him a chance. Her ex spends a lot of time harassing her to try to get her back and turns into a stalker that I felt was never really addressed in the end. Wes's ex and mother of his daughter causes them problems also. Sam's stubbornness is a little over the top and it takes a while for Wes to get tired of paying the price of Tonys mistakes to get her to open her eyes to what is right in front of her. They get their HEA but it was a drama filled road.","Product: Jay McLean is the author of the More Series, including More Than This, More Than Her, More Than Him and soon to be released, More Than Forever. She also has two standalones coming soon titled The Road, and Combative. Jay is an avid reader, writer, and most of all, procrastinator. When she's not doing any of those things, she can be found running after her two little boys, or devouring some tacky reality TV show. She writes what she loves to read, which are books that can make her laugh, make her smile, make her hurt, and make her feel. You can follow Jay on Instagram and twitter @jaymcleanauthor. You can also find her on her blog at www.jaymcleanauthor.com where you can subscribe to her newsletter and get teasers and updates first hand, her Facebook page at www.facebook.com/jaymcleanauthor or her fan group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/moreserieslovers, or you can contact Jay directly at jay@jaymcleanauthor.com All her other social media links can be found below. Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/jaymcleanauthor/ Google Plus: http://bit.ly/1uY8DJY Google Plus Jaybirds group: http://bit.ly/1n66EhR Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4724550.Jay_McLean For publishing rights (Foreign & Domestic) Film, or television, please contact my agent, Erica Spellman-Silverman, at Trident Media Group.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Loved Lucy and Cam!\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. Its book four in the More Than series. Its written in alternating pov's. This is Lucy and Cameron's story who we met in book one. I don't think you have to read the prior books to read this one as its a complete story but it would enhance the experience to read at least book one. I didn't care for books 2 and three and they could be skipped.\n\nThe book starts off when Lucy is 15 and her mother is dying. Cameron helps coach her brothers little league team and is taken with her. He helps her overcome her mothers death, he is there for her and her brothers to help them through after her father goes off the deep end. It catch's up to book one follows along with with it for a while. They go to high school, fall in love, go to college where they run into a few problems with their relationship. Problems they work through until it ultimately ends in their wedding and their planning to have a family. The next and last book of the series will be about Dylan.","Product: First and foremost I am an avid reader of romance. I read every single day. Without reading I wouldn't be inspired to write. The same can be said about music. I started reading with Nora Roberts and Sandra Brown's LoveSwept titles forever ago and went from reading solely traditionally published to reading nearly all indie authors. I still read my Nora and a few others. A must. I started seriously writing about six years ago when the need to get the stories that are stuck in my head on paper became overwhelming. I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. I'm a huge fan of music, chocolate, fruit, Fall, Matt Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold, and Milo Ventimiglia.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Book two in the series\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. This is book two in the series so we get more of Jesse and Lucy. This book picks up right where book one ended.\n\nJesse and Lucy were married in Vegas and neither one remembers much about the ceremony but they are happy to be man and wife. They prepare for their upcoming tour and are really tested when after the first show Lucy has to deal with his groupies \"personally\". It lands her in the hospital with a broken hand. This causes her to reevaluate their sudden marriage. Lucy's family history comes back to haunt her when she is attacked outside of her concert and ends up back in the hospital fighting for her life. Lots more of the gang, both bands and suspense leading into book three which will be Sera and Cage's story.","Product: Rhonda James is an International Amazon best-selling author who loves a good HEA, believes nice guys dont finish last, and strives to create a book boyfriend for all her readers. Rhonda is married and lives in Michigan with her family. When not writing, some of her guilty pleasures include kissing, diving into a good book, and wasting time on Facebook, though she may do one more than the others.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: First book of a series\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. This review may contain mild spoilers. This book is this authors debut book which is good for a debut but I made the mistake of reading Jersey Girl before this one and there is no comparison. Her writing has improved tremendously which made this a little disappointing for me. This is the first book of a two part series. It has a few inconsistency problems as well which is a pet peeve on mine.\n\nBrooke is a chef who travels to L.A. for a job interview. She arrives and checks in to her hotel, has dinner out then the next day she has her interview. After her interview she goes to the beach and meets Sebastian on the Pier. They talk and have an instant connection. He goes to continue his run and she leaves to be mugged by 2 men. He finds her and takes her to his house and has a Dr friend treat her rather than taking her to a hospital. She ends up staying with him because the hotel \"gave her room away because she never checked in???\" She has already spent one night there. She is advised not to travel with a concussion for 7-10 days. She stays with Sebastian during this time and meets his family and band mates. Deks name seems to change from Decklan at 28% in the book to Dekker after that. During this 10 days they fall in love and begin a long distance relationship after she goes back home to Michigan.\n\nThey both have suffered the loss of their boyfriend/girlfriends due to car accidents in the past so they also have that connection. Sebastian visits her in Michigan bringing Deks with him who falls for her roommate Jade. She also goes back to LA for his sisters wedding and during this time she is offered the job in LA. Also during this time Sebastian asks her to move to LA and live with him. The job seems to have changed from the new one they were to open up to the existing restaurant she interviewed at. This is a win win for both of them but Brooke feels he is pressuring her to take the job when she needs to go back home and think about it because she doesn't make rash decisions. She needs to take to Jade and her current employer so she just leaves without saying goodbye.\n\nSebastian gives her space and she decides to take the job and move in with him. He and the band decide to \"drive\" all the way to Michigan to help her, made no sense to me, why not fly and rent a car if you needed to drive stuff back but then she had hired a moving company to move her. Anyway once they are back things are good for a few weeks until she is asked to fly to London to help with a restaurant there. Sebastian is preparing for a nine month tour, this also changed from being 2 months out from when they first met to 6 months. While she is there she is offered to run the restaurant permanently for 9 months and instantly accepts, making a \"rash decision\" without talking to anyone. This upsets Sebastian and he ends up walking out of his own birthday party when he finds out, failing to propose to her as he had planned and doesn't see her before she leaves. Can't blame him there! The book ends at this point and the next book is \"Miles Apart\". It is also on Kindle Unlimited so I do plan to read it but I would not have paid for it and ended with this book. 2.5 Stars","Product: S.C. Stephens is a bestselling author who enjoys spending every free moment she has creating stories that are packed with emotion and heavy on romance. Her debut novel, Thoughtless, an angst-filled love triangle charged with insurmountable passion and the unforgettable Kellan Kyle, took the literary world by storm. Amazed and surprised by the response to the release of Thoughtless in 2009, more stories were quick to follow. Stephens has been writing nonstop ever since. In addition to writing, Stephens enjoys spending lazy afternoons in the sun reading fabulous novels, loading up her iPod with writer's block reducing music, heading out to the movies, and spending quality time with her friends and family. She currently resides in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with her two equally beautiful children.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Disappointing to say the least\n\nReview: Disappointing is best in describing this book. The Author really grabs you in the sample you get from Amazon but it went down hill from there. I went into this book with high hopes due to the Author and the writing is good, the story line not so much. It starts off with a nice twist that will keep Kai and Jessie apart after their one nightstand. The title of the book is Its all relative after all. So it leaves you with a very predictable conclusion for their future HEA. The Author also then gives you and the characters the exact solution very early in the book pretty much taking all the intrigue out of it all. The H&H however are dumber than dirt and you have to suffer through chapter after chapter of torment of them not being together, internal agonizing that leaves you skimming over page after page, chapter after chapter trying to get to something worth reading. They could at least question this coincidence that is staring them right in the face. Its not until 69% into the book does the big revelation take place. Wasting 50% of the book to their internalizing all their thoughts and situations, boring...... After that they travel to Hawaii to confront his parents, all goes well, no big drama and return to live in Colorado. The book also ends at 90% and goes to the acknowledgements then flip to 100%. From the table of contents there are deleted scenes that must take up this 10%. I didn't read those, I was just glad this book was done! 2.5 Stars! I am a huge fan of her Thoughtless series so skip this book and read those if you haven't already.","Product: SAMANTHA TOWLE is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She began her first novel in 2008 while on maternity leave. She completed the manuscript five months later and hasnt stopped writing since. She is the author of contemporary romances, The Storm Series and The Revved Series, and stand-alones, Trouble, When I Was Yours, The Ending I Want, and Sacking the Quarterback, which was written with James Patterson. She has also written paranormal romances, The Bringer and The Alexandra Jones Series. All of her books are penned to the tunes of The Killers, Kings of Leon, Adele, The Doors, Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, Lana Del Rey, and more of her favorite musicians. A native of Hull and a graduate of Salford University, she lives with her husband, Craig, in East Yorkshire with their son and daughter.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: No Jake Wethers! but good story.\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. This is one of my favorite authors and the writing as always was great. If you haven't read her other books I highly recommend The Mighty Storm! This review may contain a few mild spoilers.\n\nDaisy is convicted of a crime she didn't commit, she was set up by her boyfriend to take the fall. Without proof she spent 18 months in prison and her younger brother was taken into a group home. Once she is released her best friend Cece provides her a place to stay. Her probation officer gets her a job as a maid at the Matis Estate where she meets Kas. He is quite mean and rude to her in the beginning, she does stand up for herself pretty well but he has secrets and a past of his own. They are attracted to each other immediately but both have their reasons to try to stay apart.\n\nThis is a well thought out and written story with some mystery surrounding his past. I would have given it 4 stars if the author hadn't made a timing mistake with the probation officers first scheduled Saturday morning visit to see her place at 10 am. This was on the same Saturday morning she visited Jesse at 9am for the first time and then went and got drunk in the pub afterwards. Obviously missing that appointment. These dates were set at 7% and 21% in the book. Timing is a big pet peeve of mine and may not bothers others but I just kept wondering how this would be addressed and it wasn't when I read they would be on the same day. There is a epilogue set 3.5 years in the future that I didn't like either. Waited to long to get back together. 3.5 Stars","Product: USA Today and Amazon Top 10 Bestselling author Adriana Locke lives and breathes books. After years of slightly obsessive relationships with the flawed bad boys created by other authors, Adriana has created her own. She resides in the Midwest with her husband, sons, and two dogs. She spends a large amount of time playing with her kids, drinking coffee, and cooking. You can find her outside if the weather's nice and there's always a piece of candy in her pocket. Please contact Adriana at www.adrianalocke.com. She loves to hear from readers. Goodreads Group: All Locked Up Twitter: @AuthorALocke IG: @authoradrianalocke Facebook: /authoradrianalocke Pinterest: /authoradrianalo\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Story of second chances\n\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. I have read several books by this author and the writing is always great as well as story flow. This is written in alternating pov's.\n\nThe story starts off when Ty comes back to town after being gone for 42 days with no word from him to anyone he knew. Elin is devastated to see him after so long and very bitter for him leaving her. They were high school sweethearts and have been married for 7 years. Due to an injury on the job Ty has been out of work for a long time, that with the pressures of their finances, their trying to get pregnant due to fertility issues and arguing all the time. She told him to leave and he does thinking being apart will do them good.\n\nThe story evolves with them trying to find each other again and the love they have always shared. Working past the pain of all they have been through along with the hurt and pan. They do get the HEA but they go through even more loss to get there. Grab your tissues. I would have given this book 5 stars but felt the fertility problems seemed to be such a non issue in the end when it played such an important part of their marriage falling apart.","Product: Natalie Barnes is a writer and works in a small accounting department in Brimley. She was born in Sault Ste Marie, in Michigan's eastern Upper Peninsula. She grew up on Bay Mills Indian Reservation. She loves reading romances and erotic novels, and she also enjoys writing. Since the early age of eight, she began writing. With one of her short stories that she had written in fifth grade, she was awarded the Young Author's award for her school and was able to go to Lake Superior State University for a workshop with other children in the area that were given the same award. She is a married mother of three beautiful children. A daughter aged 6 and a set of twins, boy & girl, aged 1. She started writing this manuscript when the twins were only ten months old and completed it four months later while taking care of her family and having a full-time job. She and her high school sweetheart married after ten years of dating. They first met on a youth summer camping trip in Algoma, Ontario, Canada. Right then, Natalie said to her friends that Jacob was going to be her husband someday. They didn't go with the traditional route of marriage first then kids, but they still wouldn't change a thing. All five of them and their beloved Heidi (German Shepherd) still reside in Michigan's great Upper Peninsula.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The writing is great! Love it!!\n\nReview: Wow! Loved this book!!! This is a new author for me and the writing was wonderful. The author did get a little wordy and overly descriptive at times but overall it was a great read. This is the first book in a three book series I read through Kindle Unlimited.\n\nSophia is the lead singer of a rock band that gets signed and is going to tour. They will be opening up for the Undead Society who's lead singer is Tristian. In the beginning Tristian is pretty cold and mean to her. He continues to just stare at her and make insulting comments, she thinks he hates her. During the tour one night at an after party Tristian makes his move on her and they have a wild elevator ride for sure! He is a little over the top in his aggression and dominance but it isn't rape as another reviewer states. They hook up a few more times but she is unsure where it is going and she is actually the one that puts on the brakes when they are finally getting along and connecting. She tells him she only wants to be friends. This throws him for a loop since she is the first woman to ever affect him. He wants her to give them a chance but she turns him down. Later that night she realizes she does have feelings for him but after she left he gets drunk and high and screws it all up.\n\nHer band goes through a tragedy and Tristian tries to be there for her after apologizing over and over to her and explaining himself to no avail. He tells her he loves her but she wants to concentrate on her band since he is going overseas to continue their European leg of their tour with is band. She tells him she forgives him but the timing isn't right. The book ends with this leading into book two. 4.5 Stars"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Kelly Elliott is a contemporary romance writer and the author of the Wanted series. She lives in Texas with her husband and daughter. Visit Kelly at authorkellyelliott.blogspot.com.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only book one is available through KU in this series\\n\\nReview: I wanted to read this book after seeing all the really bad reviews and I have to say it isn't that bad. It is a long and drawn out book that has a lot of crazy in it but it was entertaining. I liked the alternating pov's along with Ari's and Jeff's who practically stole this book from Gunner and Ellie. They almost do not need their own book but they do get theirs in book 2 of this series. The unnecessary cussing was annoying along with all the crying from ALL the characters, that got old. Other than that its a sweet story of Ellie, who meets Gunner her brothers best friend and they fall in love. She has to get over a couple of bad break ups from boyfriends cheating and a horrible mother that makes her feel that she will never be \\\"wanted\\\" by anyone. This book was available through Kindle Unlimited but the rest of the series is not, if I had known that I wouldn't have read this one.\",\n \"Product: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Zoe York is a busy working mom of two young boys, wife to a very understanding soldier, and creator of modern, sexy, small town contemporary romances. Her debut novel, What Once Was Perfect, started the popular Wardham series, and her first military romance, Fall Out, was released as part of the international bestselling SEALs of Summer super bundle. She lives in London, Ontario and is currently chugging Americanos, wiping sticky fingers, and dreaming of heroes in and out of uniform.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Short, sweet second chance love story\\n\\nReview: This is a sweet little second chance story. Its my first book by this author and the writing is very good. Its told in third person and is drama free, it actually could have used a little drama. This review contains mild spoilers.\\n\\nOlivia and Rafe have been divorced 2 years yet neither of them have moved on. He is a police officer and also does military reserves which leave him little time for his wife. This is their problem, his always putting his job before her. She not being from the area, and working for his mother had very little else in her life but him. She grew resentful so after fighting for so long they divorced. The love for each other is still there so he sets out to try to win her back. They do get their HEA however what I was disappointed in was they never really resolved their issues and her working a new job with as many hours as he didn't seem to be a solution.\",\n \"Product: Best Selling Erotic, Paranormal and Contemporary Romance author Zoey Derrick comes from Glendale, Arizona. Zoey, was a mortgage underwriter by day and is now a romance and erotica novelist full-time. She writes stories as hot as the desert sun itself. It is this passion that drips off of her work, bringing excitement to anyone who enjoys a good and sensual love story. Not only does she aim to take her readers on an erotic dance that lasts the night, it allows her to empty her mind of stories we all wish were true. Her stories are hopeful yet true to life, skillfully avoiding melodrama and the unrealistic, bringing her gripping Erotica only closer to the heart of those that dare dipping into it. The intimacy of her fantasies that she shares with her readers is thrilling and encouraging, climactic yet full of suspense. She is a loving mistress, up for anything, of which any reader is doomed to return to again and again.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not exactly a stand alone with characters from her other books\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. It is my first book by this author and the writing is good. It is written in duel pov's. It said it was a stand alone however you have the feeling some of the characters have history as you read. You find out this is the case at the end of the book when characters are introduced from her other series 69 Bottles, this makes things pretty confusing and totally unnecessary to the story line as I have not read those books. And I do agree with other reviews, his asking \\\"whats my name\\\" over and over made no sense in the story after the first time.\\n\\nIreland grew up with her brothers best friend Dyson since she was 9. She fell in love with him when she was 15. He also took her virginity and then left her shattered when he moved away the next day without telling her. Fast forward 10 years and she runs into him going to a job interview in his building. He is a millionaire now owning his own company. They are both unsure they are who they think they are as they have changed a lot in 10 years. They rekindle their relationship and find their feelings are still the same. They have never forgotten each other in all that time. He had the means to find her but he was afraid he would find her happily married. During the book they come to terms with their past along with dealing with new revelations regarding her parents. There is a nice epilogue set 2 years in the future showing their family growing.\",\n \"Product: Karen Cimms is a writer, editor, and music lover. She was born and raised in New Jersey and still thinks of the Garden State as home. She began her career at an early age rewriting the endings to her favorite books. It was a mostly unsuccessful endeavor, but she likes to think she invented fanfiction. Karen is a lifelong Jersey corn enthusiast, and is obsessed with (in no particular order) books, shoes, dishes, and Brad Pitt. In her spare time she likes to quilt, decorate, and entertain. Just kiddingshe has no spare time. Although she loves pigeons, she is terrified of pet birds, scary movies, and Mr. Peanut. Karen is married to her favorite lead guitar player. Her children enjoy tormenting her with countless mean-spirited pranks because they love her. She currently lives in Northeast Pennsylvania, although her heart is usually in Maine.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Realistic story of a musician trying to make it in the industry\\n\\nReview: This is my first book by this author and the writing is good. Its written in first person and available through Kindle Unlimited. This book does contain cheating if this is a trigger for anyone. He does live to regret this and lives with the guilt.\\n\\nKatie is a sweet innocent college student when she meets Billy a much older musician at a club. They are immediately attracted to each other and he talks her into hanging out until after he is finished with his set. She gets totally wasted and not knowing where she lived he takes her back to his hotel. They end up spending the weekend together. When its time for him to go his own way he just can't walk away and they begin a long distance relationship until her uptight parents find out. When they threaten to make her come back home she runs away with Billy and they begin a really hard life as he tries to make it in the music industry. This is made really hard as life seems to get in the way along with an unscrupulous agent that signs Billy but has her own agenda. This is book one of a series but does not end on a cliffhanger.\",\n \"Product: Tyler King was born and raised in Orlando, Florida and graduated from the University of Central Florida with a degree in Creative Writing. As a journalist, her work has appeared in Orlando magazine and Orlando Business Journal, among other publications. She is a proud army spouse currently living in Virginia with her husband.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not what I thought it would be based on the books synopsis\\n\\nReview: This book was nothing like I thought it would be based on the reviews I read. Due to that this review contains some spoilers. Would I read it again? No. Is the writing good? Yes. Was it ever a DNF for me? No. The story line is very dark in my opinion and not the normal types of story's I like to read. You have two people who are completely broken, both with traumatic childhood traumas that brought them together within the foster care system. The debt they hold is to the other, without each other they would never have survived to get where they are today. The story is told from Josh's POV and between current reality and his therapy session chapters you find out his past and some of hers. No feels goods in this book, no falling in love between the MC's, that is implied.\\n\\nHadley lost her parents at a young age very tragically, she is put into the foster system until her godfather adopts her out. While there she meets 5 year old Josh who is being molested by the foster parent after being left on a bus by his mother. He would come to her at night after being molested. When Hadley leaves due to the adoption she is traumatized knowing Josh was left behind and her Psychiatrist ends up meeting and adopting Josh. Josh feels he owes her his life by helping to get him out of there.\\n\\nThey remain best friends through high school. One evening when they are around 17 they loose their virginity to each other however due to Josh's past molestation he runs out with a panic attack. He refused to talk to her about it and pushed her away after that. Both are currently Juniors in college now, he a music major, she Art. She has OCD issues, he has sexual ones and since the night they were first together they have never spoken of that night. They live in the same house while in college, the house his adoptive mother died in. She taught him the piano and he became a child prodigy until her death when he was 17.\\n\\nThere is a lot going on in this book, he has his band and those problems. He thinks he is staying because of her, he thinks he is helping her. She thinks she stayed to help him when they had the change to go away to different colleges. They love each other but they have not been together as a couple since age 17. Before they loose each other completely by his continually pushing her away they eventually decide to communicate with each other over their pasts. You do get a HEA but you know life will be hard and not normal for them as they both move forward with continued therapy.\",\n \"Product: New York Times, USA Today and Wall Street Journal Bestselling Author Catherine Bybee has been addicted to romance since her teens. After spending a decade of her life working as an RN in urban emergency rooms, Catherine is now dedicated to writing happily-ever-afters for the world to love. Catherine is married and raising two sons in Southern California.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute, sweet, light hearted read with a HEA\\n\\nReview: This was a really sweet light hearted read that I enjoyed. Its written in alternating pov's and the writing was very good. It is also available through Kindle Unlimited.\\n\\nBlake needs a wife before his 36th birthday to claim his English estate and title. Samantha runs a elite match making service that he hires to find him a wife. Instead he decides she is the one he wants. She agrees to the marriage to help take care of her sister who needs constant care due to a stroke. It doesn't take long for the fake marriage to become real along with some real consequences to being married. Just a little bit of drama from a \\\"viper\\\" from his past but otherwise its a cute read with a HEA.\",\n \"Product: I am an Illinois gal, a mother of two and happily married. I enjoy writing and have always enjoyed creating little stories in my head. Since I was very young I like creating scenes and deciding the outcomes. I enjoy creating stories then expressing those onto paper. I enjoy writing romance with a little twist here and there to make it interesting. I love angst and tension within my stories. I try to keep it realistic to everyday life and our daily struggles that we all may face. Everyone loves a happy ending and in life that is not always the outcome. So why not live in a fantasy world where happy endings do happen. It is easy to wrap yourself up in a story and imagine that life. Take a ride through my imagination with my stories.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Drama filled but a good read\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. Its a little slow going to start out but worth the read. Sam gets on your nerves a little with her stubbornness and jumping to conclusions but it all works out in the end.\\n\\nSamantha walks in on her fiancee Tony having sex with her cousin on their kitchen table. She later finds out he has had numerous affairs in their 4 years together. This is just a few days before their wedding. A few months of being heartbroken go by and her best friend Allison gets her to go out and have a good time. Allison's husband Mitch's friend Wes wants to meet her so they set it up. They are instantly attracted to each other and end up spending the night together. After her past she isn't ready to start any form of relationship and puts him off on seeing each other again.\\n\\nDue to all her mistrust it makes it really hard for Wes to get her to give him a chance. Her ex spends a lot of time harassing her to try to get her back and turns into a stalker that I felt was never really addressed in the end. Wes's ex and mother of his daughter causes them problems also. Sam's stubbornness is a little over the top and it takes a while for Wes to get tired of paying the price of Tonys mistakes to get her to open her eyes to what is right in front of her. They get their HEA but it was a drama filled road.\",\n \"Product: Jay McLean is the author of the More Series, including More Than This, More Than Her, More Than Him and soon to be released, More Than Forever. She also has two standalones coming soon titled The Road, and Combative. Jay is an avid reader, writer, and most of all, procrastinator. When she's not doing any of those things, she can be found running after her two little boys, or devouring some tacky reality TV show. She writes what she loves to read, which are books that can make her laugh, make her smile, make her hurt, and make her feel. You can follow Jay on Instagram and twitter @jaymcleanauthor. You can also find her on her blog at www.jaymcleanauthor.com where you can subscribe to her newsletter and get teasers and updates first hand, her Facebook page at www.facebook.com/jaymcleanauthor or her fan group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/moreserieslovers, or you can contact Jay directly at jay@jaymcleanauthor.com All her other social media links can be found below. Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/jaymcleanauthor/ Google Plus: http://bit.ly/1uY8DJY Google Plus Jaybirds group: http://bit.ly/1n66EhR Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4724550.Jay_McLean For publishing rights (Foreign & Domestic) Film, or television, please contact my agent, Erica Spellman-Silverman, at Trident Media Group.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Loved Lucy and Cam!\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. Its book four in the More Than series. Its written in alternating pov's. This is Lucy and Cameron's story who we met in book one. I don't think you have to read the prior books to read this one as its a complete story but it would enhance the experience to read at least book one. I didn't care for books 2 and three and they could be skipped.\\n\\nThe book starts off when Lucy is 15 and her mother is dying. Cameron helps coach her brothers little league team and is taken with her. He helps her overcome her mothers death, he is there for her and her brothers to help them through after her father goes off the deep end. It catch's up to book one follows along with with it for a while. They go to high school, fall in love, go to college where they run into a few problems with their relationship. Problems they work through until it ultimately ends in their wedding and their planning to have a family. The next and last book of the series will be about Dylan.\",\n \"Product: First and foremost I am an avid reader of romance. I read every single day. Without reading I wouldn't be inspired to write. The same can be said about music. I started reading with Nora Roberts and Sandra Brown's LoveSwept titles forever ago and went from reading solely traditionally published to reading nearly all indie authors. I still read my Nora and a few others. A must. I started seriously writing about six years ago when the need to get the stories that are stuck in my head on paper became overwhelming. I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoy writing them. I'm a huge fan of music, chocolate, fruit, Fall, Matt Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold, and Milo Ventimiglia.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Book two in the series\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. This is book two in the series so we get more of Jesse and Lucy. This book picks up right where book one ended.\\n\\nJesse and Lucy were married in Vegas and neither one remembers much about the ceremony but they are happy to be man and wife. They prepare for their upcoming tour and are really tested when after the first show Lucy has to deal with his groupies \\\"personally\\\". It lands her in the hospital with a broken hand. This causes her to reevaluate their sudden marriage. Lucy's family history comes back to haunt her when she is attacked outside of her concert and ends up back in the hospital fighting for her life. Lots more of the gang, both bands and suspense leading into book three which will be Sera and Cage's story.\",\n \"Product: Rhonda James is an International Amazon best-selling author who loves a good HEA, believes nice guys dont finish last, and strives to create a book boyfriend for all her readers. Rhonda is married and lives in Michigan with her family. When not writing, some of her guilty pleasures include kissing, diving into a good book, and wasting time on Facebook, though she may do one more than the others.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: First book of a series\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. This review may contain mild spoilers. This book is this authors debut book which is good for a debut but I made the mistake of reading Jersey Girl before this one and there is no comparison. Her writing has improved tremendously which made this a little disappointing for me. This is the first book of a two part series. It has a few inconsistency problems as well which is a pet peeve on mine.\\n\\nBrooke is a chef who travels to L.A. for a job interview. She arrives and checks in to her hotel, has dinner out then the next day she has her interview. After her interview she goes to the beach and meets Sebastian on the Pier. They talk and have an instant connection. He goes to continue his run and she leaves to be mugged by 2 men. He finds her and takes her to his house and has a Dr friend treat her rather than taking her to a hospital. She ends up staying with him because the hotel \\\"gave her room away because she never checked in???\\\" She has already spent one night there. She is advised not to travel with a concussion for 7-10 days. She stays with Sebastian during this time and meets his family and band mates. Deks name seems to change from Decklan at 28% in the book to Dekker after that. During this 10 days they fall in love and begin a long distance relationship after she goes back home to Michigan.\\n\\nThey both have suffered the loss of their boyfriend/girlfriends due to car accidents in the past so they also have that connection. Sebastian visits her in Michigan bringing Deks with him who falls for her roommate Jade. She also goes back to LA for his sisters wedding and during this time she is offered the job in LA. Also during this time Sebastian asks her to move to LA and live with him. The job seems to have changed from the new one they were to open up to the existing restaurant she interviewed at. This is a win win for both of them but Brooke feels he is pressuring her to take the job when she needs to go back home and think about it because she doesn't make rash decisions. She needs to take to Jade and her current employer so she just leaves without saying goodbye.\\n\\nSebastian gives her space and she decides to take the job and move in with him. He and the band decide to \\\"drive\\\" all the way to Michigan to help her, made no sense to me, why not fly and rent a car if you needed to drive stuff back but then she had hired a moving company to move her. Anyway once they are back things are good for a few weeks until she is asked to fly to London to help with a restaurant there. Sebastian is preparing for a nine month tour, this also changed from being 2 months out from when they first met to 6 months. While she is there she is offered to run the restaurant permanently for 9 months and instantly accepts, making a \\\"rash decision\\\" without talking to anyone. This upsets Sebastian and he ends up walking out of his own birthday party when he finds out, failing to propose to her as he had planned and doesn't see her before she leaves. Can't blame him there! The book ends at this point and the next book is \\\"Miles Apart\\\". It is also on Kindle Unlimited so I do plan to read it but I would not have paid for it and ended with this book. 2.5 Stars\",\n \"Product: S.C. Stephens is a bestselling author who enjoys spending every free moment she has creating stories that are packed with emotion and heavy on romance. Her debut novel, Thoughtless, an angst-filled love triangle charged with insurmountable passion and the unforgettable Kellan Kyle, took the literary world by storm. Amazed and surprised by the response to the release of Thoughtless in 2009, more stories were quick to follow. Stephens has been writing nonstop ever since. In addition to writing, Stephens enjoys spending lazy afternoons in the sun reading fabulous novels, loading up her iPod with writer's block reducing music, heading out to the movies, and spending quality time with her friends and family. She currently resides in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with her two equally beautiful children.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Disappointing to say the least\\n\\nReview: Disappointing is best in describing this book. The Author really grabs you in the sample you get from Amazon but it went down hill from there. I went into this book with high hopes due to the Author and the writing is good, the story line not so much. It starts off with a nice twist that will keep Kai and Jessie apart after their one nightstand. The title of the book is Its all relative after all. So it leaves you with a very predictable conclusion for their future HEA. The Author also then gives you and the characters the exact solution very early in the book pretty much taking all the intrigue out of it all. The H&H however are dumber than dirt and you have to suffer through chapter after chapter of torment of them not being together, internal agonizing that leaves you skimming over page after page, chapter after chapter trying to get to something worth reading. They could at least question this coincidence that is staring them right in the face. Its not until 69% into the book does the big revelation take place. Wasting 50% of the book to their internalizing all their thoughts and situations, boring...... After that they travel to Hawaii to confront his parents, all goes well, no big drama and return to live in Colorado. The book also ends at 90% and goes to the acknowledgements then flip to 100%. From the table of contents there are deleted scenes that must take up this 10%. I didn't read those, I was just glad this book was done! 2.5 Stars! I am a huge fan of her Thoughtless series so skip this book and read those if you haven't already.\",\n \"Product: SAMANTHA TOWLE is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She began her first novel in 2008 while on maternity leave. She completed the manuscript five months later and hasnt stopped writing since. She is the author of contemporary romances, The Storm Series and The Revved Series, and stand-alones, Trouble, When I Was Yours, The Ending I Want, and Sacking the Quarterback, which was written with James Patterson. She has also written paranormal romances, The Bringer and The Alexandra Jones Series. All of her books are penned to the tunes of The Killers, Kings of Leon, Adele, The Doors, Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, Lana Del Rey, and more of her favorite musicians. A native of Hull and a graduate of Salford University, she lives with her husband, Craig, in East Yorkshire with their son and daughter.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: No Jake Wethers! but good story.\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. This is one of my favorite authors and the writing as always was great. If you haven't read her other books I highly recommend The Mighty Storm! This review may contain a few mild spoilers.\\n\\nDaisy is convicted of a crime she didn't commit, she was set up by her boyfriend to take the fall. Without proof she spent 18 months in prison and her younger brother was taken into a group home. Once she is released her best friend Cece provides her a place to stay. Her probation officer gets her a job as a maid at the Matis Estate where she meets Kas. He is quite mean and rude to her in the beginning, she does stand up for herself pretty well but he has secrets and a past of his own. They are attracted to each other immediately but both have their reasons to try to stay apart.\\n\\nThis is a well thought out and written story with some mystery surrounding his past. I would have given it 4 stars if the author hadn't made a timing mistake with the probation officers first scheduled Saturday morning visit to see her place at 10 am. This was on the same Saturday morning she visited Jesse at 9am for the first time and then went and got drunk in the pub afterwards. Obviously missing that appointment. These dates were set at 7% and 21% in the book. Timing is a big pet peeve of mine and may not bothers others but I just kept wondering how this would be addressed and it wasn't when I read they would be on the same day. There is a epilogue set 3.5 years in the future that I didn't like either. Waited to long to get back together. 3.5 Stars\",\n \"Product: USA Today and Amazon Top 10 Bestselling author Adriana Locke lives and breathes books. After years of slightly obsessive relationships with the flawed bad boys created by other authors, Adriana has created her own. She resides in the Midwest with her husband, sons, and two dogs. She spends a large amount of time playing with her kids, drinking coffee, and cooking. You can find her outside if the weather's nice and there's always a piece of candy in her pocket. Please contact Adriana at www.adrianalocke.com. She loves to hear from readers. Goodreads Group: All Locked Up Twitter: @AuthorALocke IG: @authoradrianalocke Facebook: /authoradrianalocke Pinterest: /authoradrianalo\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Story of second chances\\n\\nReview: I read this book through Kindle Unlimited. I have read several books by this author and the writing is always great as well as story flow. This is written in alternating pov's.\\n\\nThe story starts off when Ty comes back to town after being gone for 42 days with no word from him to anyone he knew. Elin is devastated to see him after so long and very bitter for him leaving her. They were high school sweethearts and have been married for 7 years. Due to an injury on the job Ty has been out of work for a long time, that with the pressures of their finances, their trying to get pregnant due to fertility issues and arguing all the time. She told him to leave and he does thinking being apart will do them good.\\n\\nThe story evolves with them trying to find each other again and the love they have always shared. Working past the pain of all they have been through along with the hurt and pan. They do get the HEA but they go through even more loss to get there. Grab your tissues. I would have given this book 5 stars but felt the fertility problems seemed to be such a non issue in the end when it played such an important part of their marriage falling apart.\",\n \"Product: Natalie Barnes is a writer and works in a small accounting department in Brimley. She was born in Sault Ste Marie, in Michigan's eastern Upper Peninsula. She grew up on Bay Mills Indian Reservation. She loves reading romances and erotic novels, and she also enjoys writing. Since the early age of eight, she began writing. With one of her short stories that she had written in fifth grade, she was awarded the Young Author's award for her school and was able to go to Lake Superior State University for a workshop with other children in the area that were given the same award. She is a married mother of three beautiful children. A daughter aged 6 and a set of twins, boy & girl, aged 1. She started writing this manuscript when the twins were only ten months old and completed it four months later while taking care of her family and having a full-time job. She and her high school sweetheart married after ten years of dating. They first met on a youth summer camping trip in Algoma, Ontario, Canada. Right then, Natalie said to her friends that Jacob was going to be her husband someday. They didn't go with the traditional route of marriage first then kids, but they still wouldn't change a thing. All five of them and their beloved Heidi (German Shepherd) still reside in Michigan's great Upper Peninsula.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The writing is great! Love it!!\\n\\nReview: Wow! Loved this book!!! This is a new author for me and the writing was wonderful. The author did get a little wordy and overly descriptive at times but overall it was a great read. This is the first book in a three book series I read through Kindle Unlimited.\\n\\nSophia is the lead singer of a rock band that gets signed and is going to tour. They will be opening up for the Undead Society who's lead singer is Tristian. In the beginning Tristian is pretty cold and mean to her. He continues to just stare at her and make insulting comments, she thinks he hates her. During the tour one night at an after party Tristian makes his move on her and they have a wild elevator ride for sure! He is a little over the top in his aggression and dominance but it isn't rape as another reviewer states. They hook up a few more times but she is unsure where it is going and she is actually the one that puts on the brakes when they are finally getting along and connecting. She tells him she only wants to be friends. This throws him for a loop since she is the first woman to ever affect him. He wants her to give them a chance but she turns him down. Later that night she realizes she does have feelings for him but after she left he gets drunk and high and screws it all up.\\n\\nHer band goes through a tragedy and Tristian tries to be there for her after apologizing over and over to her and explaining himself to no avail. He tells her he loves her but she wants to concentrate on her band since he is going overseas to continue their European leg of their tour with is band. She tells him she forgives him but the timing isn't right. The book ends with this leading into book two. 4.5 Stars\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":14,"string":"14"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":195,"string":"195"}}},{"rowIdx":196,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2BKFOS8V9ZRAW"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Eddie Guerrero was a consummate professional wrestler, the most successful member of the three-generation Guerrero family dynasty of superstars. His matches were showstoppers wherever he competed, be it Mexico, Japan, ECW, WCW, or WWE, where he reached the pinnacle of his career, winning the WWE Championship. His rivalries and partnerships with Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero, Batista, and more were legendary. Viva La Raza--The Legacy of Eddie Guerrero collects the greatest matches and moments from Eddie's career.\". The summary of the review text is \"GREAT DVD Set of a true Wrestling Superstar.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This 3-Disc DVD set from the WWE is a true profile of a unique and entertaining wrestler from a legendary wrestling family, the Guerreros from El Paso, Texas. It starts him out in Mexico and independent organizations before being seen in ECW facing off with 2 Cold Scorpio and Dean Malenko over the ECW Television Title and the true appreciation of his style from the ECW fans. The Disc then moves to WCW where he has some terrific matches with a Japanese wrestler at Starrcade 1995, as well as against Ric Flair, Chris Jericho, Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon and Juventud Guerrera (winning the Cruiserweight Championship from Mysterio on Nitro). Then, his WWE stint is profiled, with matches against Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Edge, his nephew Chavo Guerrero Jr. (whom he also teamed with as Los Guerreros), John Cena, Batista and Mr. Kennedy. He also defeats Brock Lesnar for his one and only WWE Championship at No Way Out 2004. He then defends the title against Mysterio, as well as entering into a feud with John Bradshaw Layfield (JBL) and ultimately losing the title to JBL. He is also seen in a cage match against Mysterio on Smackdown! There are brief interviews with some of his friends and opponents, such as Malenko, Jericho, both Hardys, Mysterio, his widow Vickie, his nephew Chavo (and brother Chavo Senior), JBL, Flair, Cena, Edge and Mick Foley. There is also a series of vignettes with he and Chavo Jr. which are very humorous and really showcase a comedic side to Los Guerreros. I highly recommend this set for all fans of this dynamic Superstar who left us way too soon."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This 3-Disc DVD set from the WWE is a true profile of a unique and entertaining wrestler from a legendary wrestling family, the Guerreros from El Paso, Texas. It starts him out in Mexico and independent organizations before being seen in ECW facing off with 2 Cold Scorpio and Dean Malenko over the ECW Television Title and the true appreciation of his style from the ECW fans. The Disc then moves to WCW where he has some terrific matches with a Japanese wrestler at Starrcade 1995, as well as against Ric Flair, Chris Jericho, Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon and Juventud Guerrera (winning the Cruiserweight Championship from Mysterio on Nitro). Then, his WWE stint is profiled, with matches against Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Edge, his nephew Chavo Guerrero Jr. (whom he also teamed with as Los Guerreros), John Cena, Batista and Mr. Kennedy. He also defeats Brock Lesnar for his one and only WWE Championship at No Way Out 2004. He then defends the title against Mysterio, as well as entering into a feud with John Bradshaw Layfield (JBL) and ultimately losing the title to JBL. He is also seen in a cage match against Mysterio on Smackdown! There are brief interviews with some of his friends and opponents, such as Malenko, Jericho, both Hardys, Mysterio, his widow Vickie, his nephew Chavo (and brother Chavo Senior), JBL, Flair, Cena, Edge and Mick Foley. There is also a series of vignettes with he and Chavo Jr. which are very humorous and really showcase a comedic side to Los Guerreros. I highly recommend this set for all fans of this dynamic Superstar who left us way too soon."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Anthropologists offer a fresh perspective on hard evidence presented through archive footage, computer analysis, and modern video techniques.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great and fair assessment of the subject matter\n\nReview: This documentary, originally aired in 1994 on A&E, was very well-done and was very fair as to its assessments of the Bigfoot Mystery. Luminaries in the Bigfoot field such as the late Dr. Grover Krantz, Peter Byrne, Scott Herriott, Al Hodgson and Roderick Sprague are interviewed about their research and their opinions on the hunt for these elusive creatures. Byrne was running the Bigfoot Research Project at that time out of Parkdale, Oregon, and is shown in the field investigating a sighting. Dr. Krantz is shown in his lab at Washington State University with his footprint casts and his Gigantopithecus model based on the jawbone of the mystery primate. Herriott's video (along with Darryl Owen's) are both shown, as is the Patterson/Gimlin Movie, with narration from Gimlin. Skeptical scientist John Crane is also interviewed about his opinions on the subject. This version is slightly different from the original, with Leonard Nimoy (In Search Of...) as the narrator, and some clips are edited a little differently, but overall it is the same one seen in 1994. It ends in Willow Creek, California during the Bigfoot Daze celebration with different townspeople giving their assessments of the reality of the creature, as well as the cultural influences Bigfoot has had through the years. I do recommend this documentary for anyone's Cryptozoology collection.","Product: (Both docs. are now on one DVD) Scott Herriott is in his mid-forties and he believes in Bigfoot. In 1992, he feels he came within 40 feet of one of these beings. There was video involved. Yes, it is in the film.\nHe was interviewed on both A&E's \"Ancient Mysteries\" and \"Sightings\" about what happened to him.\n\nA couple of years ago he decided to go on mini-expeditions with people he'd met over the years who have shown an interest in the phenomenon - believer and skeptic alike. And therein lies the film.\n\nScott visits with: William Dranginis - a man who claims to have had a direct encounter with a Bigfoot. This event inspired him so much that he put together a gizmo-laden motorhome chockful of the latest in electronic surveillance equipment.\n\nMark Thompson - This rich uber-geek joins Scott on an aerial quest in his state-of-the-art helicopter to test out a hypothesis.\n\nEd \"The Surf Guru\" Marques is an actor and comedian who ventures up to classic Squatch territory with Scott in NW Calif. to visit museums, drink beer and get scared at night by something rustling in the leaves.\n\nPlus, Scott and his parents at a remote fire lookout and a visit to the annual Texas Bigfoot Conference (including appearances by Loren Coleman and Dr. John Bindernagel) round out the film.\nAnd oodles more.\n\nScott has hosted, reported and produced for the likes of PBS, TechTV, and CNN. He hosted \"Internet Tonight\" on TechTV where he won a Northern California Emmy for best host of an entertainment program. This seriocomic documentary is a must for anyone who loves wry humor with their Sasquatchery. \n\n\"Journey Toward Squatchdom\" had the late great Sasquatch seeker Rene Dahinden describe it as \"the funniest god damn thing on Bigfoot I've seen.\" Nick Redfern of Phenomena magazine calls it \"monumentally funny\". \"Journey Toward Squatchdom\" goes from onsite inspections in classic Bigfoot country to visits with some of the more fringier Bigfoot seekers. A must for any Squatch enthusiast.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Absolutely recommended to all believers and non-believers!!!\n\nReview: This double-DVD is really well-crafted, and Scott Herriott really uses a good deal of comedic elements to make his point. \"Squatching\" is seriocomic, and describes Scott's true passion for the subject of Sasquatch. It's a little more serious than \"Journey Toward Squatchdom\", but it does have comedic moments. We meet his mom and dad, his girlfriend, even his dog. We also meet other well-known Bigfoot personalities along the way, such as Loren Coleman, William Dranginis, Dr. John Bindernagel and Craig Woolheater, and get to see some really beautiful country in northern California. \"Journey Toward Squatchdom\" is so much funnier than \"Squatching\". It really showcases Scott's comedic talents and is genuinely hilarious. We meet more Bigfoot personalities, such as Ray Crowe, the late Datus Perry and Frank Kaneaster. I laughed out loud more than once watching this documentary. If you like serious, scientific documentaries on Sasquatch, buy \"Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science\". But, if you want to watch a semiserious documentary that will make you laugh your butt off, this is the one to buy!","Product: Hes the Heartbreak Kid; the Show Stopper. For more than two decades, Shawn Michaels has had amazing matches inside the ring and controversial moments outside it. Now, for the first time on DVD, fans can see the whole story. From the Rockers to D-Generation X with Triple H, the Clique to the \"Montreal Screwjob,\" every ounce of Michaels heartbreak and triumph is here!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great overview of the career of HBK\n\nReview: This 3-disc DVD set is not a complete chronicle of the career of \"The Heartbreak Kid,\" but is a pretty good representation of one of the most dynamic performers in the WWE. It covers his early life and his desire to be a wrestler, at the Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas, to his early career after High School in which he began wrestling in Texas and Louisiana, to his fateful meeting with Marty Jannetty and their pairing in the old American Wrestling Association (AWA) as the Midnight Rockers, where they defeated \"Playboy\" Buddy Rose and \"Pretty Boy\" Doug Somers for the AWA Tag Team Championships. After dropping the belts, and still under contract to the AWA, the Rockers went to New York and the WWE and made a huge splash there, even winning the WWE Tag Team Championships from the Hart Foundation (Bret \"Hitman\" Hart and Jim \"The Anvil\" Neidhardt) in a non-televised 2-out-of-3 falls match. Unfortunately, because of the match being unrecognized due to the top rope snapping, the titles were returned to the Hart Foundation, and the Rockers continued on till a fateful segment on Brutus Beefcake's Barber Shop in which Michaels superkicked Jannetty and threw him through a plate-glass window, thus becoming \"The Heartbreak Kid\" and pairing up with \"Sensational\" Sherri Martel. He defeated \"The British Bulldog\" Davey Boy Smith for his first singles title, the Intercontinental Title, his first of three. Michaels also had some personal troubles behind the scenes, which caused tension between himself and the wrestlers in the dressing room and WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, even after Michaels won the WWE Title from Hart in a 60-Minute Iron Man Match at Wrestlemania 12 in 1996. His forming of the multi-federation organization known as \"The Clique\" (Triple-HHH, Scott \"Razor Ramon\" Hall, Kevin \"Diesel\" Nash and Sean \"X-Pac\" Waltman) is highlighted, as well as his falling-out with Triple HHH and eventual reconciliation. Shawn found faith thanks to his wife Rebecca, and he and his wife have two beautiful children today and are both strong Christians. Michaels has won at least 3 World Titles, the World Tag Team Titles, the Intercontinental Title and the now-defunct European Title, making him the first-ever Grand-Slam Champion of the WWE. Michaels' career is covered on Disc 1; on Discs 2 and 3 are some memorable matches, from WCCW (World Class Championship Wrestling), the AWA and WWE. Tag matches with Jannetty from the AWA and WWE are profiled, as is his first I-C Title win from the British Bulldog, as is his 1995 victory in the Royal Rumble, winning and lasting even though he came in at Number 1. His third I-C Title win is shown on Disc 3, winning over \"Double-J\" Jeff Jarrett, as well as a match on Raw with then-World Heavyweight Champion Triple-HHH, as well as a reunion with his former tag team partner Jannetty in a win over La Resistance, a match against Kurt Angle at the 2005 Vengeance Pay-Per-View, and the Disc (and entire set) is rounded out with a win on Raw over then-WWE Champion John Cena in a non-title match that went nearly an hour. This is a great DVD set, and I highly recommend it to all WWE fans and fans of HBK.","Product: Collects some of the greatest matches in WCCW history, reliving electrifying moments for a generation of old-school fans and introducing new fans to the adrenaline-filled excitement of World Class Championship Wrestling. Catch the exploits of the Von Erich brothers and their rivals the Freebirds. See where NWA stars of the era - Bruiser Brody, Ric Flair, Jerry Lawler , Abdullah the Butcher began their epic careers, and how local heroes Gino Hernandez, Mark Lewin, Tim Brooks and more paved the way for todays Superstars. Even the Ultimate Warrior got his start here as the Dingo Warrior.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A World-Class Tribute to a Small Wrestling Company\n\nReview: This DVD set truly captures the organization from the Lone Star State in terrific fashion, and really gives an insight into the behind the scenes struggles with the WCCW. Stars such as the Von Erichs (Kerry, Kevin, David, Mike and patriarch Fritz), Iceman King Parsons, The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Terry \"Bam Bam\" Gordy and Buddy Jack Roberts), \"Gorgeous\" Jimmy Garvin and Sunshine (later Precious), \"Gentleman\" Chris Adams, Gino Hernandez, Gary Hart, King Kong Bundy (with hair!), The Great Kabuki, Kamala, Bruiser Brody, Abdullah the Butcher and even Ric Flair are all profiled. Stars interviewed for this special to discuss their memories are Dusty Rhodes, Dory Funk Jr., Triple HHH, Mick Foley, Kevin Von Erich, Bill Mercer, Shawn Michaels, Gary Hart, Michael Hayes, Jimmy Garvin and Buddy Roberts. Disc 1 has all these individuals being interviewed on their impressions of WCCW, and Disc 2 has some tremendous matches with the individuals I mentioned. This is a terrific look at the history of the WCCW, and I highly recommend it. 5 stars.","Product: It s the most demonic structure in WWE, and careers have been permanently altered by its unforgiving steel. Some of the biggest superstars in WWE history, including Shawn Michaels, Mankind, Undertaker, Triple H, Batista, and more, have had signature moments in the Cell. Now, for the first time, fans can watch the greatest Hell in the Cell match in WWE history as they are all featured in their entirety in this collector s set.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Welcome to The Devil's Playground!!!\n\nReview: Brutal. Unforgiving. Satanic. Hell on Earth. These terms have been used to describe a structure, over 2 Tons of Steel, 16 Feet (now 35 feet) high(!) which has inspired terror and revulsion in many a WWE Superstar. Only 17 of these modified cage matches have taken place since 1997, and with good reason. This type of match ends or shortens careers. Ask Superstars such as Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack and Mankind), The Undertaker, Triple H (who is nearly undefeated in HIAC), Shawn Michaels, Vince and Shane McMahon, The Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Kevin Nash, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, The Rock, Rikishi, Randy Orton, Edge, Kane and several others. They have all been featured in this Hellish structure, and this three-disc DVD set highlights some of the most brutal ones to take place. Blood, broken bones and brutality, the three B's are the order of the day in the Devil's Playground. I would give this set a definite 5 out of 5 stars. A really excellent and action-packed DVD set. Get this one!!!","Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Grand Spectacle of Sports-Entertainment!!!\n\nReview: The 24th-Annual Sports Entertainment extravaganza gets a DVD set worthy of the event itself, which took place at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida, on March 30th of this year. Terrific matches such as the Money In The Bank Match, which featured as participants Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Mr. Kennedy, MVP (Montel Vontavious Porter), John Morrison, Carlito and winner C.M. Punk; A Boxer versus Wrestler Match, with Floyd Mayweather versus the Big Show; Brand Supremacy Match, with Smackdown's! Batista facing Raw's Umaga; a Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack Match with several of the WWE Divas; a Career-Threatening Match with Shawn Michaels defeating \"Nature Boy\" Ric Flair, whose 35+Year career came to an end and not one, not two, but THREE Championship Matches, with Chavo Guerrero falling very quickly to the Big Red Monster, Kane, a WWE Triple-Threat Match, with Champion Randy Orton defending against Triple-H and John Cena and a World Heavyweight Championship Match, with Edge defending against the 15-0 Wrestlemania winning streak of the Phenom, the Undertaker, who added the World Heavyweight Championship and his 16th Wrestlemania victory to his belt notches. But, even if this were all that was on the set, it would be enough, but the WWE goes the extra mile and brings us the 2008 WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony, which inducts Jack and Jerry Brisco, Gordon Solie, Eddie Graham, Mae Young, High Chief Peter Maivia, Soulman Rocky Johnson and the one most anticipated, Nature Boy Ric Flair, who gave a very memorable hour-long speech. The Brisco brothers were inducted by John Bradshaw Layfield; Gordon Solie was inducted by Jim Ross; Eddie Graham was inducted by his son Mike; Mae Young was inducted by Mean Gene Okerlund; High Chief Peter Maivia was inducted by his wife and daughter; Rocky Johnson was inducted by his son, Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson and Ric Flair was inducted by Triple-H. I highly, VERY highly, recommend this set.","Product: It s the most demonic structure in WWE, and careers have been permanently altered by its unforgiving steel. Some of the biggest superstars in WWE history, including Shawn Michaels, Mankind, Undertaker, Triple H, Batista, and more, have had signature moments in the Cell. Now, for the first time, fans can watch the greatest Hell in the Cell match in WWE history as they are all featured in their entirety in this collector s set.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Welcome to The Devil's Playground!!!\n\nReview: Brutal. Unforgiving. Satanic. Hell on Earth. These terms have been used to describe a structure, over 2 Tons of Steel, 16 Feet (now 35 feet) high(!) which has inspired terror and revulsion in many a WWE Superstar. Only 17 of these modified cage matches have taken place since 1997, and with good reason. This type of match ends or shortens careers. Ask Superstars such as Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack and Mankind), The Undertaker, Triple H (who is nearly undefeated in HIAC), Shawn Michaels, Vince and Shane McMahon, The Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Kevin Nash, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, The Rock, Rikishi, Randy Orton, Edge, Kane and several others. They have all been featured in this Hellish structure, and this three-disc DVD set highlights some of the most brutal ones to take place. Blood, broken bones and brutality, the three B's are the order of the day in the Devil's Playground. I would give this set a definite 5 out of 5 stars. A really excellent and action-packed DVD set. Get this one!!!","Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Grand Spectacle of Sports-Entertainment!!!\n\nReview: The 24th-Annual Sports Entertainment extravaganza gets a DVD set worthy of the event itself, which took place at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida, on March 30th of this year. Terrific matches such as the Money In The Bank Match, which featured as participants Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Mr. Kennedy, MVP (Montel Vontavious Porter), John Morrison, Carlito and winner C.M. Punk; A Boxer versus Wrestler Match, with Floyd Mayweather versus the Big Show; Brand Supremacy Match, with Smackdown's! Batista facing Raw's Umaga; a Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack Match with several of the WWE Divas; a Career-Threatening Match with Shawn Michaels defeating \"Nature Boy\" Ric Flair, whose 35+Year career came to an end and not one, not two, but THREE Championship Matches, with Chavo Guerrero falling very quickly to the Big Red Monster, Kane, a WWE Triple-Threat Match, with Champion Randy Orton defending against Triple-H and John Cena and a World Heavyweight Championship Match, with Edge defending against the 15-0 Wrestlemania winning streak of the Phenom, the Undertaker, who added the World Heavyweight Championship and his 16th Wrestlemania victory to his belt notches. But, even if this were all that was on the set, it would be enough, but the WWE goes the extra mile and brings us the 2008 WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony, which inducts Jack and Jerry Brisco, Gordon Solie, Eddie Graham, Mae Young, High Chief Peter Maivia, Soulman Rocky Johnson and the one most anticipated, Nature Boy Ric Flair, who gave a very memorable hour-long speech. The Brisco brothers were inducted by John Bradshaw Layfield; Gordon Solie was inducted by Jim Ross; Eddie Graham was inducted by his son Mike; Mae Young was inducted by Mean Gene Okerlund; High Chief Peter Maivia was inducted by his wife and daughter; Rocky Johnson was inducted by his son, Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson and Ric Flair was inducted by Triple-H. I highly, VERY highly, recommend this set.","Product: In the summer of 2005, Autumn Williams and a small team of researchers ventured into the remote wilderness in search of a living legend. This is their story.\n\nWATCH AS REAL EYEWITNESSES DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THEIR AMAZING ENCOUNTERS WITH BIGFOOT: A man recalls a strange sighting on a remote mountain road, in broad daylight, of an 8' tall, hairy giant... a motorist has a frightening encounter with a gorilla-like creature on a dark night... a truck driver find himself barreling down on a large, hairy body lying in the middle of Interstate 5... and many more!\n\nJOIN AUTUMN WILLIAMS AND HER TEAM AS THEY SEEK THEIR OWN ENCOUNTER IN THE OREGON WILDERNESS: Primate researchers Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey were chosen for their courage and compassion and enjoyed great success in their field. The Sasquatch research field has been dominated by men for over 50 years... it's time for a female researcher to take the lead. Be part of the adventure as Autumn and the team put innovative research techniques and technology to the test. \n\nBE THERE WHEN THINGS BEGIN TO GO BUMP IN THE QUIET DARK OF AN OREGON NIGHT! This beautifully produced independent documentary chronicles the first leg of a month-long journey through the Oregon Cascades in search of a living legend. Produced and directed by Autumn Williams, former host of OLN's Mysterious Encounters, it features 113 minutes total running time, digital quality audio and video, and bonus features.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Terrific truly independent documentary\n\nReview: This documentary, produced, written and directed by Autumn Williams (\"Mysterious Encounters\") is quite a great one. Autumn and her team, Kelly Berdahl and Jeff Johnston camp out in the wilderness of Oregon hoping to get some footage and maybe an encounter with what Autumn calls \"our barefoot friends.\" After a few days and some mysterious knocking on sheet metal, Mike Nave and Jack Peters join Autumn and her team to help out with setting up equipment in different areas around camp. The latest technology is used, such as thermal imagers, game cams, audio recorders (which pick up the mysterious sheet-metal knocking), night-vision equipment and other forms of equipment. The Bauman incident written about by Teddy Roosevelt is reenacted excellently and witnesses are interviewed for their encounters. The extras include a funny blooper reel, Autumn's lecture on the role of women in Bigfoot research at the 2005 Bellingham Sasquatch Conference and all the gear used in the documentary is described, along with links to the gear on the Internet. This is a terrific and well-balanced production, with a great professional feel to it. Two thumbs up, Autumn, and I look forward to volume 2.","Product: William Bill Munns brings over 45 years of career experience and knowledge to this topic. He loves challenges and mysteries, and the Patterson-Gimlin Films solution is both. He lives in the mountain community of Lake Arrowhead, CA.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Truly excellent and objective analysis of the most controversial wildlife home movie ever!!!!!!\n\nReview: This book, encapsulating a 7-year journey from a retired Creature Makeup/Suit Effects technician and current digital artist, is quite simply one of the best books of the year 2014 on the subject of Sasquatch, and in particular this famous piece of footage, the Patterson/Gimlin Film. Munns says he had no agenda going into the analysis and that if that analysis showed a hoax, he would have championed that just as well as if the analysis showed the reality of the subject. The first half of the book is like a clinic in film editing, special creature makeup effects and suit effects, ways to apply practical filmmaking techniques, ways to utilize those makeup and suit effects techniques and basic filmmaking. This sets up the reader to appreciate what kind of skills the author has, and how he has applied those skills to his analysis of the Patterson/Gimlin Film. He then systematically addresses all the hoax claims and the skeptical arguments and describes costume techniques of that time frame (the late-'60's), and that even the most sophisticated techniques of that day could not have been utilized to create a realistic creature as we see on the film. The author addresses the long-held claim that Roger Patterson was capable of creating a suit despite no previous history of being interested in that, and that there is no documentation of Patterson consulting any special makeup effects or suit makers to create a suit for the P/G Film. He also describes filmmaking techniques of the day and that if Patterson wanted to create a hoax film, he would not have followed so closely behind Patty or stood still long enough to film her retreating from he and Bob Gimlin. A hoaxer would have attempted to make it as difficult as possible to get a clear look at the film subject, whereas when Patterson filmed the creature leading up to the famous lookback sequence, he kept the camera trained on the creature where the audience could get a really good look at her. Some may not have been aware that Patterson had to cross a creek to get close enough to film Patty, and that a hoaxer would not risk crossing a creek and perhaps accidentally dropping the camera in the water or on rocks, therefore ruining the camera and the film inside. Munns also writes that there are several spots on the film where Patterson's finger slipped off the trigger of the camera, which means the filming did not take place in a minute, but probably closer to two minutes that she was in sight. Plus, Munns reveals that there are actually 954 frames on the film, not 953. He discovered an extra frame on Peter Byrne's copy of the film, which showed up near the end of that copy. Munns argues quite effectively that the film was not edited or spliced, and that it shows a real entity, not a person in a costume, because the technology of gorilla suits at that time was way too primitive. He addresses the Planet of the Apes alleged connection, but dismisses John Chambers as the maker of the alleged costume in the P/G Film because as good as his suits and makeup were for POTA, they were still not sophisticated enough to be considered realistic. He does bring up that the creator of the ape costumes and face masks for the film 2001: A Space Odyssey, Stewart Freeborn, might have been able to perhaps create something more convincing than Chambers, but would Patterson have known to contact Freeborn, and is there any documentation that Freeborn ever went to Washington State to build a suit for a broke cowboy? (This last part is my own personal question, and I would have to say there is not evidence of Freeborn ever coming to the States at that time). Munns is 100% convinced the film shows a real creature, and he also addresses his critics on the Internet and refutes their arguments. There are 6 Appendices which describe the different copies of the film, as well as other issues. All in all, this is the new manual on this piece of footage, and well-worth reading. 10 stars, perfect score!!!!!!","Product: The sticky heat, the intensity of the high-altitude sun as morning waned toward noon, the circling shadows, and the smell of pine and snow melt on the earth were the sensations that affirmed our endeavor was very real now. It was as if there was some gradient Id passed through, culminating in just this moment when my foot came in contact with this piece of wild earth. Only two nights before, our whole proposal still seemed unreal. But after loading the truck in the morning, driving deep into the mountains, farther from the familiar, the actuality of it churned closer by the degree. To think that it had all come about on a whim. JT and I had been over at our buddy Walters house, channel surfing after a football game, when we came across a program about Bigfoot, whether the footage shot by Roger Patterson was real or a hoax, when I announced I was going to look for the creature myself. I didnt realize it immediately, but the larger question I was asking myself was if there was any mystery left in the world, any wonder, any unknowns. There seemed to be no room for such things anymore.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An entertaining travelogue centered around this great mystery\n\nReview: This is a really excellent book, a great read for a cold fall evening. First-time author Wilson weaves a story of a 72-day jaunt into the backwoods of the California Sierra Mountains and points further north. He and his friend, a firefighter named JT, encounter a strange set of tracks, 21 inches long, that do not appear to be of bears. After JT leaves to fight a raging forest fire, Wilson has several strange encounters on the trail alone, including a strange call in the middle of the night, a dung sample he cannot identify, some strange happenings on the trail and a possible sighting of his own. Wilson's style of writing is comfortable and easy to read, and the book really takes us deep into the territory he is exploring. We can almost picture the trails he takes into the mountains of the High Sierras and the other points he explores. This book is highly recommended even for those who are non-believers. It can be ordered through amazon.com","Product: A 40-year chronicle of Bigfoot interaction by Ron Morehead . In this book he brings to the reader an electrifying, passionate and exciting story, which encompasses his trekking into the high country of the Sierra Nevada Mountains to learn more about these creatures and the enigma associated with them. Like humans, he believes that they are self-aware, sentient beings who have reasoning abilities - and possibly more. After reading his story and hearing the recorded sounds from his CD, you might too.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Absolutely compelling account of 40 years of seeking answers to one of our greatest mysteries\n\nReview: This book, which also comes with an accompanying CD to complement the descriptions of various sounds, is perhaps one of the better books on the Sasquatch phenomena I have read this year. Ron Morehead is the founder and proprietor of Bigfoot Sounds, or Bigfoot Recordings ([...] and began his interest in this subject in the early-70's when his friend Bill McDowell told him of some unusual vocalizations being heard in a remote wilderness camp in the High Sierras of California. Upon investigation, Ron found that there was indeed something unusual going on in that area, along with several other unusual happenings, most of which do not seem to be related to Sasquatch activity, but are unusual in and of themselves. Ron, along with McDowell, Warren and Louis Johnson invited Alan Berry, a newspaper journalist, to come in and investigate, and Al recorded some amazing sounds, as did Ron and his group, sounds which were later analyzed by Dr. R. Lynn Kirlin and found to not be artificially made or manufactured otherwise or pre-recorded. Ron would often take his family members into the camp, most notably his daughter Rhonda, who had a couple of sightings herself. Ron eventually sought out another opinion on the recordings, after releasing two volumes of CDs which have been alternately known as the Bigfoot Recordings or the Sierra Sounds. That opinion was that of former Naval Crypto-Linguist R. Scott Nelson, who began looking into these sounds in around 2008, and released a report which shocked the Bigfoot Community-these creatures were speaking a LANGUAGE!!!!!! Unknown, to be sure, but still a language. Nelson's findings have been of great interest to a lot of Bigfoot researchers and enthusiasts, and some who have made recordings of their own of strange vocalizations have sent their recordings to Nelson for his expert opinion. Ron also takes Nelson on a few trips to the area where he obtained the original recordings in the '70's, but there has been one disaster after the other which enabled them to only stay a few days there at best. However, Ron did hear sounds, which confirmed to him that the creatures are still there, even after all this time. He concludes the book with some rather interesting theories as to what these beings are, not all of which I agree with, but Ron makes interesting arguments for his case as to these various theories, and I respect his right to his opinion. Overall, this is a great book, now in its Second Edition, and if one owns the CD's Ron produced in the mid-90's and early-00's, this book and those CD's give a fairly complete picture of what he experienced in his times in that remote hunting camp. There are also some great (and rare) photographs throughout the book which really enhance the reading experience, most in color. I give this book a perfect 10 out of 10. Really enjoyable and compelling.","Product: Misty Allabaugh is a native Montanan who enjoys every aspect of the outdoors. When not writing you can usually find her some place deep in the wilds, searching....\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good but with spelling and punctuation errors\n\nReview: This novel is about a rogue Sasquatch, as the title indicates. It follows a young Forestry Service worker, Mari Thomas, who works a fire tower in Montana and has seen a shadowy figure watching her all Summer, but is not sure what it is. After a forest fire begins to devastate the area, she comes across a hunter, Cole Roberts, who apparently had a traumatic experience with a Sasquatch which killed his partner and prompted him to run away from it. The two are running from the forest fire and also the rogue Sasquatch, called Churel by its tribe. However, the leader of that tribe, known as the Leviathans, is more gentle and is named Khryl. He is attempting to protect the humans, which leads to an exciting chase and concludes in a way that no one expects. There are spelling and punctuation errors, but to me that is a minor issue-I am not a literary critic, but it does take away from my rating of the book. However, I did enjoy the book, and the author is promising more books. I do recommend this one."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Anthropologists offer a fresh perspective on hard evidence presented through archive footage, computer analysis, and modern video techniques.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great and fair assessment of the subject matter\\n\\nReview: This documentary, originally aired in 1994 on A&E, was very well-done and was very fair as to its assessments of the Bigfoot Mystery. Luminaries in the Bigfoot field such as the late Dr. Grover Krantz, Peter Byrne, Scott Herriott, Al Hodgson and Roderick Sprague are interviewed about their research and their opinions on the hunt for these elusive creatures. Byrne was running the Bigfoot Research Project at that time out of Parkdale, Oregon, and is shown in the field investigating a sighting. Dr. Krantz is shown in his lab at Washington State University with his footprint casts and his Gigantopithecus model based on the jawbone of the mystery primate. Herriott's video (along with Darryl Owen's) are both shown, as is the Patterson/Gimlin Movie, with narration from Gimlin. Skeptical scientist John Crane is also interviewed about his opinions on the subject. This version is slightly different from the original, with Leonard Nimoy (In Search Of...) as the narrator, and some clips are edited a little differently, but overall it is the same one seen in 1994. It ends in Willow Creek, California during the Bigfoot Daze celebration with different townspeople giving their assessments of the reality of the creature, as well as the cultural influences Bigfoot has had through the years. I do recommend this documentary for anyone's Cryptozoology collection.\",\n \"Product: (Both docs. are now on one DVD) Scott Herriott is in his mid-forties and he believes in Bigfoot. In 1992, he feels he came within 40 feet of one of these beings. There was video involved. Yes, it is in the film.\\nHe was interviewed on both A&E's \\\"Ancient Mysteries\\\" and \\\"Sightings\\\" about what happened to him.\\n\\nA couple of years ago he decided to go on mini-expeditions with people he'd met over the years who have shown an interest in the phenomenon - believer and skeptic alike. And therein lies the film.\\n\\nScott visits with: William Dranginis - a man who claims to have had a direct encounter with a Bigfoot. This event inspired him so much that he put together a gizmo-laden motorhome chockful of the latest in electronic surveillance equipment.\\n\\nMark Thompson - This rich uber-geek joins Scott on an aerial quest in his state-of-the-art helicopter to test out a hypothesis.\\n\\nEd \\\"The Surf Guru\\\" Marques is an actor and comedian who ventures up to classic Squatch territory with Scott in NW Calif. to visit museums, drink beer and get scared at night by something rustling in the leaves.\\n\\nPlus, Scott and his parents at a remote fire lookout and a visit to the annual Texas Bigfoot Conference (including appearances by Loren Coleman and Dr. John Bindernagel) round out the film.\\nAnd oodles more.\\n\\nScott has hosted, reported and produced for the likes of PBS, TechTV, and CNN. He hosted \\\"Internet Tonight\\\" on TechTV where he won a Northern California Emmy for best host of an entertainment program. This seriocomic documentary is a must for anyone who loves wry humor with their Sasquatchery. \\n\\n\\\"Journey Toward Squatchdom\\\" had the late great Sasquatch seeker Rene Dahinden describe it as \\\"the funniest god damn thing on Bigfoot I've seen.\\\" Nick Redfern of Phenomena magazine calls it \\\"monumentally funny\\\". \\\"Journey Toward Squatchdom\\\" goes from onsite inspections in classic Bigfoot country to visits with some of the more fringier Bigfoot seekers. A must for any Squatch enthusiast.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Absolutely recommended to all believers and non-believers!!!\\n\\nReview: This double-DVD is really well-crafted, and Scott Herriott really uses a good deal of comedic elements to make his point. \\\"Squatching\\\" is seriocomic, and describes Scott's true passion for the subject of Sasquatch. It's a little more serious than \\\"Journey Toward Squatchdom\\\", but it does have comedic moments. We meet his mom and dad, his girlfriend, even his dog. We also meet other well-known Bigfoot personalities along the way, such as Loren Coleman, William Dranginis, Dr. John Bindernagel and Craig Woolheater, and get to see some really beautiful country in northern California. \\\"Journey Toward Squatchdom\\\" is so much funnier than \\\"Squatching\\\". It really showcases Scott's comedic talents and is genuinely hilarious. We meet more Bigfoot personalities, such as Ray Crowe, the late Datus Perry and Frank Kaneaster. I laughed out loud more than once watching this documentary. If you like serious, scientific documentaries on Sasquatch, buy \\\"Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science\\\". But, if you want to watch a semiserious documentary that will make you laugh your butt off, this is the one to buy!\",\n \"Product: Hes the Heartbreak Kid; the Show Stopper. For more than two decades, Shawn Michaels has had amazing matches inside the ring and controversial moments outside it. Now, for the first time on DVD, fans can see the whole story. From the Rockers to D-Generation X with Triple H, the Clique to the \\\"Montreal Screwjob,\\\" every ounce of Michaels heartbreak and triumph is here!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great overview of the career of HBK\\n\\nReview: This 3-disc DVD set is not a complete chronicle of the career of \\\"The Heartbreak Kid,\\\" but is a pretty good representation of one of the most dynamic performers in the WWE. It covers his early life and his desire to be a wrestler, at the Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas, to his early career after High School in which he began wrestling in Texas and Louisiana, to his fateful meeting with Marty Jannetty and their pairing in the old American Wrestling Association (AWA) as the Midnight Rockers, where they defeated \\\"Playboy\\\" Buddy Rose and \\\"Pretty Boy\\\" Doug Somers for the AWA Tag Team Championships. After dropping the belts, and still under contract to the AWA, the Rockers went to New York and the WWE and made a huge splash there, even winning the WWE Tag Team Championships from the Hart Foundation (Bret \\\"Hitman\\\" Hart and Jim \\\"The Anvil\\\" Neidhardt) in a non-televised 2-out-of-3 falls match. Unfortunately, because of the match being unrecognized due to the top rope snapping, the titles were returned to the Hart Foundation, and the Rockers continued on till a fateful segment on Brutus Beefcake's Barber Shop in which Michaels superkicked Jannetty and threw him through a plate-glass window, thus becoming \\\"The Heartbreak Kid\\\" and pairing up with \\\"Sensational\\\" Sherri Martel. He defeated \\\"The British Bulldog\\\" Davey Boy Smith for his first singles title, the Intercontinental Title, his first of three. Michaels also had some personal troubles behind the scenes, which caused tension between himself and the wrestlers in the dressing room and WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, even after Michaels won the WWE Title from Hart in a 60-Minute Iron Man Match at Wrestlemania 12 in 1996. His forming of the multi-federation organization known as \\\"The Clique\\\" (Triple-HHH, Scott \\\"Razor Ramon\\\" Hall, Kevin \\\"Diesel\\\" Nash and Sean \\\"X-Pac\\\" Waltman) is highlighted, as well as his falling-out with Triple HHH and eventual reconciliation. Shawn found faith thanks to his wife Rebecca, and he and his wife have two beautiful children today and are both strong Christians. Michaels has won at least 3 World Titles, the World Tag Team Titles, the Intercontinental Title and the now-defunct European Title, making him the first-ever Grand-Slam Champion of the WWE. Michaels' career is covered on Disc 1; on Discs 2 and 3 are some memorable matches, from WCCW (World Class Championship Wrestling), the AWA and WWE. Tag matches with Jannetty from the AWA and WWE are profiled, as is his first I-C Title win from the British Bulldog, as is his 1995 victory in the Royal Rumble, winning and lasting even though he came in at Number 1. His third I-C Title win is shown on Disc 3, winning over \\\"Double-J\\\" Jeff Jarrett, as well as a match on Raw with then-World Heavyweight Champion Triple-HHH, as well as a reunion with his former tag team partner Jannetty in a win over La Resistance, a match against Kurt Angle at the 2005 Vengeance Pay-Per-View, and the Disc (and entire set) is rounded out with a win on Raw over then-WWE Champion John Cena in a non-title match that went nearly an hour. This is a great DVD set, and I highly recommend it to all WWE fans and fans of HBK.\",\n \"Product: Collects some of the greatest matches in WCCW history, reliving electrifying moments for a generation of old-school fans and introducing new fans to the adrenaline-filled excitement of World Class Championship Wrestling. Catch the exploits of the Von Erich brothers and their rivals the Freebirds. See where NWA stars of the era - Bruiser Brody, Ric Flair, Jerry Lawler , Abdullah the Butcher began their epic careers, and how local heroes Gino Hernandez, Mark Lewin, Tim Brooks and more paved the way for todays Superstars. Even the Ultimate Warrior got his start here as the Dingo Warrior.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A World-Class Tribute to a Small Wrestling Company\\n\\nReview: This DVD set truly captures the organization from the Lone Star State in terrific fashion, and really gives an insight into the behind the scenes struggles with the WCCW. Stars such as the Von Erichs (Kerry, Kevin, David, Mike and patriarch Fritz), Iceman King Parsons, The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Terry \\\"Bam Bam\\\" Gordy and Buddy Jack Roberts), \\\"Gorgeous\\\" Jimmy Garvin and Sunshine (later Precious), \\\"Gentleman\\\" Chris Adams, Gino Hernandez, Gary Hart, King Kong Bundy (with hair!), The Great Kabuki, Kamala, Bruiser Brody, Abdullah the Butcher and even Ric Flair are all profiled. Stars interviewed for this special to discuss their memories are Dusty Rhodes, Dory Funk Jr., Triple HHH, Mick Foley, Kevin Von Erich, Bill Mercer, Shawn Michaels, Gary Hart, Michael Hayes, Jimmy Garvin and Buddy Roberts. Disc 1 has all these individuals being interviewed on their impressions of WCCW, and Disc 2 has some tremendous matches with the individuals I mentioned. This is a terrific look at the history of the WCCW, and I highly recommend it. 5 stars.\",\n \"Product: It s the most demonic structure in WWE, and careers have been permanently altered by its unforgiving steel. Some of the biggest superstars in WWE history, including Shawn Michaels, Mankind, Undertaker, Triple H, Batista, and more, have had signature moments in the Cell. Now, for the first time, fans can watch the greatest Hell in the Cell match in WWE history as they are all featured in their entirety in this collector s set.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Welcome to The Devil's Playground!!!\\n\\nReview: Brutal. Unforgiving. Satanic. Hell on Earth. These terms have been used to describe a structure, over 2 Tons of Steel, 16 Feet (now 35 feet) high(!) which has inspired terror and revulsion in many a WWE Superstar. Only 17 of these modified cage matches have taken place since 1997, and with good reason. This type of match ends or shortens careers. Ask Superstars such as Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack and Mankind), The Undertaker, Triple H (who is nearly undefeated in HIAC), Shawn Michaels, Vince and Shane McMahon, The Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Kevin Nash, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, The Rock, Rikishi, Randy Orton, Edge, Kane and several others. They have all been featured in this Hellish structure, and this three-disc DVD set highlights some of the most brutal ones to take place. Blood, broken bones and brutality, the three B's are the order of the day in the Devil's Playground. I would give this set a definite 5 out of 5 stars. A really excellent and action-packed DVD set. Get this one!!!\",\n \"Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Grand Spectacle of Sports-Entertainment!!!\\n\\nReview: The 24th-Annual Sports Entertainment extravaganza gets a DVD set worthy of the event itself, which took place at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida, on March 30th of this year. Terrific matches such as the Money In The Bank Match, which featured as participants Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Mr. Kennedy, MVP (Montel Vontavious Porter), John Morrison, Carlito and winner C.M. Punk; A Boxer versus Wrestler Match, with Floyd Mayweather versus the Big Show; Brand Supremacy Match, with Smackdown's! Batista facing Raw's Umaga; a Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack Match with several of the WWE Divas; a Career-Threatening Match with Shawn Michaels defeating \\\"Nature Boy\\\" Ric Flair, whose 35+Year career came to an end and not one, not two, but THREE Championship Matches, with Chavo Guerrero falling very quickly to the Big Red Monster, Kane, a WWE Triple-Threat Match, with Champion Randy Orton defending against Triple-H and John Cena and a World Heavyweight Championship Match, with Edge defending against the 15-0 Wrestlemania winning streak of the Phenom, the Undertaker, who added the World Heavyweight Championship and his 16th Wrestlemania victory to his belt notches. But, even if this were all that was on the set, it would be enough, but the WWE goes the extra mile and brings us the 2008 WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony, which inducts Jack and Jerry Brisco, Gordon Solie, Eddie Graham, Mae Young, High Chief Peter Maivia, Soulman Rocky Johnson and the one most anticipated, Nature Boy Ric Flair, who gave a very memorable hour-long speech. The Brisco brothers were inducted by John Bradshaw Layfield; Gordon Solie was inducted by Jim Ross; Eddie Graham was inducted by his son Mike; Mae Young was inducted by Mean Gene Okerlund; High Chief Peter Maivia was inducted by his wife and daughter; Rocky Johnson was inducted by his son, Dwayne \\\"The Rock\\\" Johnson and Ric Flair was inducted by Triple-H. I highly, VERY highly, recommend this set.\",\n \"Product: It s the most demonic structure in WWE, and careers have been permanently altered by its unforgiving steel. Some of the biggest superstars in WWE history, including Shawn Michaels, Mankind, Undertaker, Triple H, Batista, and more, have had signature moments in the Cell. Now, for the first time, fans can watch the greatest Hell in the Cell match in WWE history as they are all featured in their entirety in this collector s set.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Welcome to The Devil's Playground!!!\\n\\nReview: Brutal. Unforgiving. Satanic. Hell on Earth. These terms have been used to describe a structure, over 2 Tons of Steel, 16 Feet (now 35 feet) high(!) which has inspired terror and revulsion in many a WWE Superstar. Only 17 of these modified cage matches have taken place since 1997, and with good reason. This type of match ends or shortens careers. Ask Superstars such as Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack and Mankind), The Undertaker, Triple H (who is nearly undefeated in HIAC), Shawn Michaels, Vince and Shane McMahon, The Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Kevin Nash, Batista, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, The Rock, Rikishi, Randy Orton, Edge, Kane and several others. They have all been featured in this Hellish structure, and this three-disc DVD set highlights some of the most brutal ones to take place. Blood, broken bones and brutality, the three B's are the order of the day in the Devil's Playground. I would give this set a definite 5 out of 5 stars. A really excellent and action-packed DVD set. Get this one!!!\",\n \"Product: The biggest Wrestlmania under the sun comes to you from the Citrus Bowl in Orlando Florida. Join more than 74000 fans as they witness history - three momentous championship matches the brutal Money In The Bank Ladder Match a vicious Belfast Brawl BunnyMania The Biggest Vs. The Best Boxing/Sports-Entertainment Collision and Ric Flair's emotional final match. This two disc set includes more than 8 hours of exciting moments including:Belfast BrawlFinlay Vs. JBLMoney In The Bank Ladder MatchChris Jericho Vs. Shelton Benjamin Vs. John Morrison Vs. Carlito Vs. CM Punk Vs. MVP Vs. Mr. KennedyBattle For Brand SupremacyBatista Vs. UmagaECW Championship MatchChavo Guerrero Vs. KaneCareer Threatening MatchRic Flair Vs. Shawn MichaelsPlayboy Bunnymania Lumberjack MatchMaria & Ashley Vs. Beth Phoenix & MelinaTriple Threat Match For The WWE ChampionshipRandy Orton Vs. Triple H Vs. John CenaThe Biggest Vs. The BestBig Show Vs. Floyd "Money" MayweatherWorld Heavyweight Championship MatchEdge Vs. UndertakerSystem Requirements:Running Time: 480 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: SPORTS/GAMES/PRO WRESTLING UPC: 651191946662 Manufacturer No: WWE94666\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Grand Spectacle of Sports-Entertainment!!!\\n\\nReview: The 24th-Annual Sports Entertainment extravaganza gets a DVD set worthy of the event itself, which took place at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida, on March 30th of this year. Terrific matches such as the Money In The Bank Match, which featured as participants Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Mr. Kennedy, MVP (Montel Vontavious Porter), John Morrison, Carlito and winner C.M. Punk; A Boxer versus Wrestler Match, with Floyd Mayweather versus the Big Show; Brand Supremacy Match, with Smackdown's! Batista facing Raw's Umaga; a Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack Match with several of the WWE Divas; a Career-Threatening Match with Shawn Michaels defeating \\\"Nature Boy\\\" Ric Flair, whose 35+Year career came to an end and not one, not two, but THREE Championship Matches, with Chavo Guerrero falling very quickly to the Big Red Monster, Kane, a WWE Triple-Threat Match, with Champion Randy Orton defending against Triple-H and John Cena and a World Heavyweight Championship Match, with Edge defending against the 15-0 Wrestlemania winning streak of the Phenom, the Undertaker, who added the World Heavyweight Championship and his 16th Wrestlemania victory to his belt notches. But, even if this were all that was on the set, it would be enough, but the WWE goes the extra mile and brings us the 2008 WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony, which inducts Jack and Jerry Brisco, Gordon Solie, Eddie Graham, Mae Young, High Chief Peter Maivia, Soulman Rocky Johnson and the one most anticipated, Nature Boy Ric Flair, who gave a very memorable hour-long speech. The Brisco brothers were inducted by John Bradshaw Layfield; Gordon Solie was inducted by Jim Ross; Eddie Graham was inducted by his son Mike; Mae Young was inducted by Mean Gene Okerlund; High Chief Peter Maivia was inducted by his wife and daughter; Rocky Johnson was inducted by his son, Dwayne \\\"The Rock\\\" Johnson and Ric Flair was inducted by Triple-H. I highly, VERY highly, recommend this set.\",\n \"Product: In the summer of 2005, Autumn Williams and a small team of researchers ventured into the remote wilderness in search of a living legend. This is their story.\\n\\nWATCH AS REAL EYEWITNESSES DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THEIR AMAZING ENCOUNTERS WITH BIGFOOT: A man recalls a strange sighting on a remote mountain road, in broad daylight, of an 8' tall, hairy giant... a motorist has a frightening encounter with a gorilla-like creature on a dark night... a truck driver find himself barreling down on a large, hairy body lying in the middle of Interstate 5... and many more!\\n\\nJOIN AUTUMN WILLIAMS AND HER TEAM AS THEY SEEK THEIR OWN ENCOUNTER IN THE OREGON WILDERNESS: Primate researchers Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey were chosen for their courage and compassion and enjoyed great success in their field. The Sasquatch research field has been dominated by men for over 50 years... it's time for a female researcher to take the lead. Be part of the adventure as Autumn and the team put innovative research techniques and technology to the test. \\n\\nBE THERE WHEN THINGS BEGIN TO GO BUMP IN THE QUIET DARK OF AN OREGON NIGHT! This beautifully produced independent documentary chronicles the first leg of a month-long journey through the Oregon Cascades in search of a living legend. Produced and directed by Autumn Williams, former host of OLN's Mysterious Encounters, it features 113 minutes total running time, digital quality audio and video, and bonus features.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Terrific truly independent documentary\\n\\nReview: This documentary, produced, written and directed by Autumn Williams (\\\"Mysterious Encounters\\\") is quite a great one. Autumn and her team, Kelly Berdahl and Jeff Johnston camp out in the wilderness of Oregon hoping to get some footage and maybe an encounter with what Autumn calls \\\"our barefoot friends.\\\" After a few days and some mysterious knocking on sheet metal, Mike Nave and Jack Peters join Autumn and her team to help out with setting up equipment in different areas around camp. The latest technology is used, such as thermal imagers, game cams, audio recorders (which pick up the mysterious sheet-metal knocking), night-vision equipment and other forms of equipment. The Bauman incident written about by Teddy Roosevelt is reenacted excellently and witnesses are interviewed for their encounters. The extras include a funny blooper reel, Autumn's lecture on the role of women in Bigfoot research at the 2005 Bellingham Sasquatch Conference and all the gear used in the documentary is described, along with links to the gear on the Internet. This is a terrific and well-balanced production, with a great professional feel to it. Two thumbs up, Autumn, and I look forward to volume 2.\",\n \"Product: William Bill Munns brings over 45 years of career experience and knowledge to this topic. He loves challenges and mysteries, and the Patterson-Gimlin Films solution is both. He lives in the mountain community of Lake Arrowhead, CA.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Truly excellent and objective analysis of the most controversial wildlife home movie ever!!!!!!\\n\\nReview: This book, encapsulating a 7-year journey from a retired Creature Makeup/Suit Effects technician and current digital artist, is quite simply one of the best books of the year 2014 on the subject of Sasquatch, and in particular this famous piece of footage, the Patterson/Gimlin Film. Munns says he had no agenda going into the analysis and that if that analysis showed a hoax, he would have championed that just as well as if the analysis showed the reality of the subject. The first half of the book is like a clinic in film editing, special creature makeup effects and suit effects, ways to apply practical filmmaking techniques, ways to utilize those makeup and suit effects techniques and basic filmmaking. This sets up the reader to appreciate what kind of skills the author has, and how he has applied those skills to his analysis of the Patterson/Gimlin Film. He then systematically addresses all the hoax claims and the skeptical arguments and describes costume techniques of that time frame (the late-'60's), and that even the most sophisticated techniques of that day could not have been utilized to create a realistic creature as we see on the film. The author addresses the long-held claim that Roger Patterson was capable of creating a suit despite no previous history of being interested in that, and that there is no documentation of Patterson consulting any special makeup effects or suit makers to create a suit for the P/G Film. He also describes filmmaking techniques of the day and that if Patterson wanted to create a hoax film, he would not have followed so closely behind Patty or stood still long enough to film her retreating from he and Bob Gimlin. A hoaxer would have attempted to make it as difficult as possible to get a clear look at the film subject, whereas when Patterson filmed the creature leading up to the famous lookback sequence, he kept the camera trained on the creature where the audience could get a really good look at her. Some may not have been aware that Patterson had to cross a creek to get close enough to film Patty, and that a hoaxer would not risk crossing a creek and perhaps accidentally dropping the camera in the water or on rocks, therefore ruining the camera and the film inside. Munns also writes that there are several spots on the film where Patterson's finger slipped off the trigger of the camera, which means the filming did not take place in a minute, but probably closer to two minutes that she was in sight. Plus, Munns reveals that there are actually 954 frames on the film, not 953. He discovered an extra frame on Peter Byrne's copy of the film, which showed up near the end of that copy. Munns argues quite effectively that the film was not edited or spliced, and that it shows a real entity, not a person in a costume, because the technology of gorilla suits at that time was way too primitive. He addresses the Planet of the Apes alleged connection, but dismisses John Chambers as the maker of the alleged costume in the P/G Film because as good as his suits and makeup were for POTA, they were still not sophisticated enough to be considered realistic. He does bring up that the creator of the ape costumes and face masks for the film 2001: A Space Odyssey, Stewart Freeborn, might have been able to perhaps create something more convincing than Chambers, but would Patterson have known to contact Freeborn, and is there any documentation that Freeborn ever went to Washington State to build a suit for a broke cowboy? (This last part is my own personal question, and I would have to say there is not evidence of Freeborn ever coming to the States at that time). Munns is 100% convinced the film shows a real creature, and he also addresses his critics on the Internet and refutes their arguments. There are 6 Appendices which describe the different copies of the film, as well as other issues. All in all, this is the new manual on this piece of footage, and well-worth reading. 10 stars, perfect score!!!!!!\",\n \"Product: The sticky heat, the intensity of the high-altitude sun as morning waned toward noon, the circling shadows, and the smell of pine and snow melt on the earth were the sensations that affirmed our endeavor was very real now. It was as if there was some gradient Id passed through, culminating in just this moment when my foot came in contact with this piece of wild earth. Only two nights before, our whole proposal still seemed unreal. But after loading the truck in the morning, driving deep into the mountains, farther from the familiar, the actuality of it churned closer by the degree. To think that it had all come about on a whim. JT and I had been over at our buddy Walters house, channel surfing after a football game, when we came across a program about Bigfoot, whether the footage shot by Roger Patterson was real or a hoax, when I announced I was going to look for the creature myself. I didnt realize it immediately, but the larger question I was asking myself was if there was any mystery left in the world, any wonder, any unknowns. There seemed to be no room for such things anymore.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An entertaining travelogue centered around this great mystery\\n\\nReview: This is a really excellent book, a great read for a cold fall evening. First-time author Wilson weaves a story of a 72-day jaunt into the backwoods of the California Sierra Mountains and points further north. He and his friend, a firefighter named JT, encounter a strange set of tracks, 21 inches long, that do not appear to be of bears. After JT leaves to fight a raging forest fire, Wilson has several strange encounters on the trail alone, including a strange call in the middle of the night, a dung sample he cannot identify, some strange happenings on the trail and a possible sighting of his own. Wilson's style of writing is comfortable and easy to read, and the book really takes us deep into the territory he is exploring. We can almost picture the trails he takes into the mountains of the High Sierras and the other points he explores. This book is highly recommended even for those who are non-believers. It can be ordered through amazon.com\",\n \"Product: A 40-year chronicle of Bigfoot interaction by Ron Morehead . In this book he brings to the reader an electrifying, passionate and exciting story, which encompasses his trekking into the high country of the Sierra Nevada Mountains to learn more about these creatures and the enigma associated with them. Like humans, he believes that they are self-aware, sentient beings who have reasoning abilities - and possibly more. After reading his story and hearing the recorded sounds from his CD, you might too.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Absolutely compelling account of 40 years of seeking answers to one of our greatest mysteries\\n\\nReview: This book, which also comes with an accompanying CD to complement the descriptions of various sounds, is perhaps one of the better books on the Sasquatch phenomena I have read this year. Ron Morehead is the founder and proprietor of Bigfoot Sounds, or Bigfoot Recordings ([...] and began his interest in this subject in the early-70's when his friend Bill McDowell told him of some unusual vocalizations being heard in a remote wilderness camp in the High Sierras of California. Upon investigation, Ron found that there was indeed something unusual going on in that area, along with several other unusual happenings, most of which do not seem to be related to Sasquatch activity, but are unusual in and of themselves. Ron, along with McDowell, Warren and Louis Johnson invited Alan Berry, a newspaper journalist, to come in and investigate, and Al recorded some amazing sounds, as did Ron and his group, sounds which were later analyzed by Dr. R. Lynn Kirlin and found to not be artificially made or manufactured otherwise or pre-recorded. Ron would often take his family members into the camp, most notably his daughter Rhonda, who had a couple of sightings herself. Ron eventually sought out another opinion on the recordings, after releasing two volumes of CDs which have been alternately known as the Bigfoot Recordings or the Sierra Sounds. That opinion was that of former Naval Crypto-Linguist R. Scott Nelson, who began looking into these sounds in around 2008, and released a report which shocked the Bigfoot Community-these creatures were speaking a LANGUAGE!!!!!! Unknown, to be sure, but still a language. Nelson's findings have been of great interest to a lot of Bigfoot researchers and enthusiasts, and some who have made recordings of their own of strange vocalizations have sent their recordings to Nelson for his expert opinion. Ron also takes Nelson on a few trips to the area where he obtained the original recordings in the '70's, but there has been one disaster after the other which enabled them to only stay a few days there at best. However, Ron did hear sounds, which confirmed to him that the creatures are still there, even after all this time. He concludes the book with some rather interesting theories as to what these beings are, not all of which I agree with, but Ron makes interesting arguments for his case as to these various theories, and I respect his right to his opinion. Overall, this is a great book, now in its Second Edition, and if one owns the CD's Ron produced in the mid-90's and early-00's, this book and those CD's give a fairly complete picture of what he experienced in his times in that remote hunting camp. There are also some great (and rare) photographs throughout the book which really enhance the reading experience, most in color. I give this book a perfect 10 out of 10. Really enjoyable and compelling.\",\n \"Product: Misty Allabaugh is a native Montanan who enjoys every aspect of the outdoors. When not writing you can usually find her some place deep in the wilds, searching....\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good but with spelling and punctuation errors\\n\\nReview: This novel is about a rogue Sasquatch, as the title indicates. It follows a young Forestry Service worker, Mari Thomas, who works a fire tower in Montana and has seen a shadowy figure watching her all Summer, but is not sure what it is. After a forest fire begins to devastate the area, she comes across a hunter, Cole Roberts, who apparently had a traumatic experience with a Sasquatch which killed his partner and prompted him to run away from it. The two are running from the forest fire and also the rogue Sasquatch, called Churel by its tribe. However, the leader of that tribe, known as the Leviathans, is more gentle and is named Khryl. He is attempting to protect the humans, which leads to an exciting chase and concludes in a way that no one expects. There are spelling and punctuation errors, but to me that is a minor issue-I am not a literary critic, but it does take away from my rating of the book. However, I did enjoy the book, and the author is promising more books. I do recommend this one.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":13,"string":"13"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":196,"string":"196"}}},{"rowIdx":197,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3C7WQ9KQCM3FN"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"In the all new DVD Barbie and The Secret Door, Princess Alexa finds herself in a magical world filled with brilliant color, fantastical characters and wondrous pets. Girls will love reliving moments from the film or creating new adventures - and the fantastical hairstyles to go with them - with this fabulous purple Pegasus. The six-inch fairytale companion features a beautiful rooted mane and tail - in a bright pink - that girls can groom with the included brush. A neon pink unicorn horn and translucent pink wings add magical touches. Collect the fellow unicorn figure, along with other dolls and accessories, to expand the storytelling possibilities and fairytale fun! Includes pet and brush. Each sold separately. Ages 3 and older.\". The summary of the review text is \"Two princesses meant buying two\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Detachable wings. Clear body. Not actually in the movie. Hm. So here's our review:\n\nWe've got two little princesses at our house and after watching The Secret Door (starring Barbie, duh), we really wanted some of the toys to go with it. Strangely, this particular pony does not appear in the movie. Hm. But she's very sparkly and pretty, and pink and purple, so we just had to have her...right?\n\nThis pony is NOT big enough for Barbie to ride. She's very small. Check the measurements out. Also, that pretty purple body of hers is completely see-through, so you can see the places inside were the two halves were joined together. It bothers me, aesthetically, but my girls don't notice or care. Also, the pink wings are detachable. You can move them back and forth while they are attached, but put too much stress on them and they pop right off! Don't worry, they easily pop back on again. While it's nice that they aren't about to break under stress, it drives me crazy when we lose one or both of the wings. This happens frequently. We currently have the two ponies and three wings. Yes, there are fights about who gets the two wings. Hm.\n\nI do have to say, the hair has held up really well. We've had these things for months now and the hair is still shiny and smooth enough to run the plastic purple brush through. You don't always get that in ponies/Barbies.\n\nIf one of them goes permanently missing or gets broken, I will likely replace it. My girls never play with them with their Barbies, but they're making up new adventures for these ponies all the time!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Detachable wings. Clear body. Not actually in the movie. Hm. So here's our review:\n\nWe've got two little princesses at our house and after watching The Secret Door (starring Barbie, duh), we really wanted some of the toys to go with it. Strangely, this particular pony does not appear in the movie. Hm. But she's very sparkly and pretty, and pink and purple, so we just had to have her...right?\n\nThis pony is NOT big enough for Barbie to ride. She's very small. Check the measurements out. Also, that pretty purple body of hers is completely see-through, so you can see the places inside were the two halves were joined together. It bothers me, aesthetically, but my girls don't notice or care. Also, the pink wings are detachable. You can move them back and forth while they are attached, but put too much stress on them and they pop right off! Don't worry, they easily pop back on again. While it's nice that they aren't about to break under stress, it drives me crazy when we lose one or both of the wings. This happens frequently. We currently have the two ponies and three wings. Yes, there are fights about who gets the two wings. Hm.\n\nI do have to say, the hair has held up really well. We've had these things for months now and the hair is still shiny and smooth enough to run the plastic purple brush through. You don't always get that in ponies/Barbies.\n\nIf one of them goes permanently missing or gets broken, I will likely replace it. My girls never play with them with their Barbies, but they're making up new adventures for these ponies all the time!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Suitable for hanging coat, hat, belt, or other kitchen small appliance\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Completely Hooked, Ordering Another\n\nReview: Purchased to hold my towels at our rental house that is sans towel racks! I compared several different over-the-door hangers, and most of them were terribly ugly, chrome-plated things that looked a little on the flimsy side. I was concerned this rack would be flimsy, but since it was pretty and at a competitive price, I went for it.\n\nRight now, this hook rack is holding three BIG/HEAVY fluffy towels, a set of pajamas, and unmentionables. The hooks are perfect for keeping the towels in place - I had an over the door rack in my last place that bent under the weight and constantly dropped my towels at the slightest movement. This one, I'm happy to say, I've brushed past several times without a single thing falling off. No sharp edges means I can hang the daintier things up without worrying about damage. I don't think it will do any damage to the door, either.\n\nAll in all, I'm very satisfied with this purchase and will be getting another for the closet door for coats.","Product: Get rid of the clutter and manage unused space in your home adding instant storage with this classic over the door 6 hook organizer rack. Without the need for installation, This unit provides hooks for hanging and organizing backpacks, coats, umbrellas, purses, belts, towels, bathrobes and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Completely Hooked, Ordering Another\n\nReview: Purchased to hold my towels at our rental house that is sans towel racks! I compared several different over-the-door hangers, and most of them were terribly ugly, chrome-plated things that looked a little on the flimsy side. I was concerned this rack would be flimsy, but since it was pretty and at a competitive price, I went for it.\n\nRight now, this hook rack is holding three BIG/HEAVY fluffy towels, a set of pajamas, and unmentionables. The hooks are perfect for keeping the towels in place - I had an over the door rack in my last place that bent under the weight and constantly dropped my towels at the slightest movement. This one, I'm happy to say, I've brushed past several times without a single thing falling off. No sharp edges means I can hang the daintier things up without worrying about damage. I don't think it will do any damage to the door, either.\n\nAll in all, I'm very satisfied with this purchase and will be getting another for the closet door for coats.","Product: This color covers in just one coat, brilliantly. The perfectionist brush contours to any nail, so color always glides on precisely, quickly, flawlessly. It combines beautiful, brilliant shine and super-strong wear.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Need an extra BOOM? This will totally do it for you!\n\nReview: I was desperate for a red color when I went to visit my sister. Alas, all my polish was at home! She loaned me this baby and I loved it so much I ordered it immediately. This is now my go-to red when I need an extra BOOM. Sonic Boom is a lovely, bright red that hints at a close relationship with pink even while there's no doubt...it's red. I'm not sure how else to describe it. Of course, as a Sally Hansen Insta-Dri color, it goes on smooth, lasts for several days on its own - would last longer with a top clear coat, I'm sure - and it looks great with just one coat or two. Dries quickly. It's a fantastic product and I'll likely run out of it before too long... Hm. Maybe it's time to get another bottle...","Product: The flowing sequin cloak adds movements, and the sequin and faux diamond decoration creates elegance and dignity. It has a little elasticity for a perfect fit.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Affordable Elsa Dress at the Right Size - Made my Frozen Fan Happy!\n\nReview: I will buy princess dresses from ReliBeauty any day of the week. Honestly. My six year old wears 7/8 size clothes (she's very tall for her age) and she's been dying for an Elsa dress. They don't really make them in her size without being incredibly costly - when you go to the physical stores and at most online retailers. The closest I could get for her was a Target nightgown. Her 4T-sized sister had no problems. So, when I finally found this dress, cape and all, I was incredibly happy! It's held up well, despite numerous dress-up parties, and I love the material. The sleeves and the train are very soft and stretchy, and I'm very pleased with how modest it is - no awkward problems with the neckline slipping too low or over the shoulders. I'm very grateful I found this particular dress. For washing - wash on delicate or hand wash the problem spots, and I'd suggest tumble drying or just hanging it up until it's dry. I may even be treating it too delicately, since my daughter certainly doesn't when she wears it!","Product: Symmetry Series is the culmination of over a year of design, testing and innovation. This sleek, CLEAR, cleanly constructed protective smartphone case is simple to install in its one-piece form. But dont let its elegant simplicity fool you - the dual-material construction makes Symmetry Series one of the slimmest, most protective cases in its class. The raised beveled edge helps keep the touch screen safe, while the internal material and honeycomb coring help protect the device from drops and shock. A full spectrum of wraparound colors and graphics on the sleek polycarbonate exterior add seamless style to complete your entire look. The slender, simple Symmetry Series has the style you want with the protection you need.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Love This Case!\n\nReview: I love how bright this case is, and how durable. OtterBox has my complete loyalty. This is the second case I bought from them and I only had to get a new one because I had a new phone. The last case lasted two years, was incredibly cute, and I was sad to give it up. My husband prefers the more rugged models - and he needs them - but I'm thrilled with how well this case holds up to everyday drops and crunches. I'm a mom with three children - things get rough for the phone at times. The design gets compliments frequently and when I tell people who made it they're sometimes surprised - people think OtterBox means heavy-duty-plain, but they're really wonderful with their designs.","Product: \"Mick\" Sutton is a wife and mother of two, a former homeschooler, a prepper and instructor, an agrarian, a hardcore home-economist, an Emergency Management and Political Science major, and (when she finds the time) an author of everything from apocalyptic fiction to preparedness curriculum for kids. She and her family enjoy spending their days in the beautiful and thriving area of Northwest Arkansas, where they hope to ride out the no-doubt ensuing Zombie apocalypse with their equally quirky (and just as well trained) closest friends. You can follow her in all her adventures at www.fightingtherain.com.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Political/Economical/Speculative Dystopian. I think that covers most of my bases...\n\nReview: I enjoyed this book. It's about a family and their friends-like-family living in the midst of a political and economical dystopia. The world around them is falling to pieces, people are angry, unemployed, hungry. Natural disasters coupled with stupid political movements have chipped away at the world's governments. This book follows the Grant family, headed by Uncle Jack (the Vice President), Captain Grant (former POW and pilot), Dr. Emma Grant (a social psychologist), and their son Matt. Each member of this family possesses unusual talents, or gifts, which makes them uniquely situated to maneuver through the upheaval around them.\n\nPros: I was fascinated by the characterization of Emma - I liked her and was frustrated by her. She has a heart of gold, but is often blinded by her compassion and need to save everyone. I liked her husband, Jon, much more. He's more down to earth - he wants to protect what's his and doesn't really care what happens to the rest of the world. How two people like this ended up together is a mystery, and you can see that for all their devotion to each other, they don't always agree with or LIKE one another in the moment. It will be interesting to see what happens to their relationship further on. I also found the \"talents\" aspect of this book really interesting and I wished they were better explained, much earlier in the novel. It's also a huge plus that the story involves other people in the family - from the grandparents down to the teenagers. You get the story through different perspectives and filters.\n\nCons: Some of the passages I just skimmed over. The political information was given more room than necessary, in my personal opinion. And one character, Matt, dragged on a great deal about emotions. While it may have been related to his talent, I didn't much care for how descriptive it became. I really wish the talents would've been explored more from the beginning too, and that we would've had more information about the organization of such \"marked\" people earlier than we did (the end of the book). But these are all reader preferences.\n\nWill I read the next book in the series? More than likely. :-) That's an automatic 4-star rating for me. Are there issues to the plot and characterizations? Yes, but they're easily overlooked in the enjoyment of the story. Enjoy!","Product: Sarah M. Eden is an award-winning author of multiple historical romances, including AML's \"2013 Novel of the Year\" and Foreword Review's 2013 \"IndieFab Book of the Year\" gold medal winner for Best Romance, Longing for Home, and the Whitney Award's \"2014 Novel of the Year,\" Longing for Home: Hope Springs. Combining her obsession with history and affinity for tender love stories, Sarah loves crafting witty characters and heartfelt romances set against rich historical backdrops. She holds a Bachelor's degree in research and happily spends hours perusing the reference shelves of her local library. Sarah lives with her husband, kids, and mischievous dog in the shadow of a snow-capped mountain she has never attempted to ski.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: England, Scotland, Ireland all visited within these six love stories.\n\nReview: I stayed up late to read each and every one of these novella-length stories by Sarah M. Eden - even the four I've read before! This is a delicious and delightful collection of Eden's short stories, four of which were featured in previous books in the \"Timeless Romance Anthology\" series, while two are completely original to this anthology.\n\nSarah M. Eden is most well known for her historical romances set in Regency Era England, and more recently a series set in the American West. She is dedicated to writing books that are historically accurate - without being overbearing - and near swoon-worthy romance. Her stories lack tawdry bedroom scenes and emphasize the sweetness of new (and sometimes uncertain) love. Her heroes are flawed men who must come to grips with their weaknesses if they are to win the lady, while her heroines have their own strengths to make them much more than damsels in distress.\n\nA Friend Indeed: A contracted marriage story, wherein Caroline Downy finds that she must marry to save her family from financial ruin. The groom to be is George Barrington, a friend of her elder brother, Tom. Caroline agrees to the marriage, rather glum, because she wants to marry someone who will love her. George, on the other hand, has been enamored of Caroline for quite some time and finds he must prove his love to her. He does not want to wed a woman who does not wish to marry him. They come to an agreement. Caroline will give George three weeks to court her and convince her of his affections, convince her that they can be more than amiable companions. This is a very sweet story of a man trying to prove and win his love.\n\nA Happy Beginning: This beautiful tale is set on a lovely estate in Scotland, in 1850. Eden does a remarkable job here of sharing bits and pieces of Scottish history and landscape without letting it override the story. Sophia is fallen gentry who has found herself a position as a governess, watching over very bratty children, kept under the thumb of a cruel mistress, and leered at by the gentleman of the house. She has no friends to speak of, though she finds herself increasingly drawn to the somewhat surly - but kind - stablemaster, Dermot. Hesitantly, Sophia approaches this man and asks if they might be friends. Dermot, surprised by the request, reluctantly agrees to keeping Sophia company. I enjoyed this one best, though I found the way the author tied everything up and punished our villains a little too convenient. Still. I'm a sucker for this sort of ending.\n\nThe Road to Cavan Town: Previously published, this is my favorite Eden short story of all. Set in Ireland, the author does a fantastic job of giving a taste of Irish accents, cadence, and twinkle-in-the-eye humor. Alice is saucy and believable - in love with the friend she walks with twice a week to and from Cavan Town. Isaac is kindhearted and blind when it comes to Alice. He has set his cap for the Cavan Town belle, because of her beauty and his pride. So set is he on winning the hand of the girl everyone seems to love that he cannot see the treasure he has in his walking companion. It is up to Alice to help him see just what their friendship could become. This novella was as lovely to read the second time around.\n\nA Christmas Promise: This story is framed as a tale being told by an old Irishman named Tom. He tells it like it might be true, with all the exaggerations, details, and humor you could expect from one such as he. This is the story of a mishap turning into good fortune when Sean Kirkpatrick somehow lands himself and a pair of fine horses in the middle of a field. Maeve is an Irish Rose, whose brothers and dogs give Sean a hard time, but she knows what she wants and she wants Sean Kirkpatrick. This story is positively drenched in Irish wit and a fun read.\n\nDream of a Glorious Season: Poor Miss Elizabeth. Her family is bound and determined to treat her like an unwanted guest instead of a lovely daughter, thanks to her mother's ridiculous favoritism being directed to her elder - horridly spoiled - daughter. Elizabeth will never have a season thanks to her sister's inability - after SEVERAL seasons - to obtain a husband. Of course, the elder sister has her cap set for the man Elizabeth loves, Julian. Julian has avoided the family, to avoid the eldest daughter, for a good long time. When he comes in contact with Elizabeth again, he determines to let her have a little fun for once. Through devious plots he manages to give Elizabeth a taste of what a real season would be like, and along the way he finds he loves her. Great story, very entertaining, highly enjoyable.\n\nLest you think I'm terribly biased toward Eden's work, the last short story in this collection is my least favorite. A Lesson In Love: Ugh. I really don't like this story. To sum up, it's about a couple newly married and very in love - but they have a problem. They're in London for the season. She wants to go to balls and dances just as she did when she was a debutante but now on the arm of her husband. Her husband thinks now that he's married he doesn't have to go to such ridiculous social functions anymore. Enter their family - intent on taking sides and starting a battle of the sexes. The story is supposed to be funny but I found it annoying that people could be so shallow and terrible at communication. It might make a silly little play, but I didn't enjoy reading this one. Personal preference.\n\nAll in all, LOVE the author, greatly enjoyed the anthology, and I would recommend it to others who enjoy nineteenth century period pieces - or a good clean romance.","Product: Writing under Jane Redd, Heather B. Moore is the USA Today bestselling and award-winning author of more than a dozen historical novels set in ancient Arabia and Mesoamerica. She attended the Cairo American College in Egypt and the Anglican International School in Jerusalem and received her Bachelor of Science degree from Brigham Young University. She writes historical thrillers under the pen name H.B. Moore, and romance and womens fiction under the name Heather B. Moore. It can be confusing, so her kids just call her Mom. Join H.B. Moores newsletter list for updates at www.hbmoore.com/contact. Visit JANE REDD BOOKS on Facebook for series updates.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: It rains and people think deep thoughts before doing cool things. ;-)\n\nReview: This is an excellent continuation of Jane Redd's first book in the series, Solstice. Though in this book, our main male and female characters (Sol and Jez) spend the whole book apart, thinking about each other. There is a LOT of thinking going on and very little action until 3/4's of the way through the book. There is a lot of plotting. A lot of changing direction. Nothing goes according to the first, second, or third plan. I have to admit, I was both impressed and irritated by this. \"Good,\" I would think, \"that plan will work and finally get people moving.\" Only then, a few pages later, that plan would be dashed to pieces and they would be sitting around, THINKING again. Dash it all. Characters who think before they act!\n\nWe get a whole slew of new faces, too, and I hope we get more information about them in the THIRD book. That's right. There's going to be another one!\n\nThe characters in this book have depth, confusion, imperfections, and mistakes. But they figure things out and work through them. They do NOT sit helpless on the sidelines. They don't sit and wait for someone sparkly to come and take care of them. They are proactive. They have goals. Morals. It's refreshing in a world of the too-perfect YA hero/heroine. :-) They're more real.\n\nThis book would be very hard to understand without reading Solstice first, so make certain you've got that on your list before starting this one!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Suitable for hanging coat, hat, belt, or other kitchen small appliance\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Completely Hooked, Ordering Another\\n\\nReview: Purchased to hold my towels at our rental house that is sans towel racks! I compared several different over-the-door hangers, and most of them were terribly ugly, chrome-plated things that looked a little on the flimsy side. I was concerned this rack would be flimsy, but since it was pretty and at a competitive price, I went for it.\\n\\nRight now, this hook rack is holding three BIG/HEAVY fluffy towels, a set of pajamas, and unmentionables. The hooks are perfect for keeping the towels in place - I had an over the door rack in my last place that bent under the weight and constantly dropped my towels at the slightest movement. This one, I'm happy to say, I've brushed past several times without a single thing falling off. No sharp edges means I can hang the daintier things up without worrying about damage. I don't think it will do any damage to the door, either.\\n\\nAll in all, I'm very satisfied with this purchase and will be getting another for the closet door for coats.\",\n \"Product: Get rid of the clutter and manage unused space in your home adding instant storage with this classic over the door 6 hook organizer rack. Without the need for installation, This unit provides hooks for hanging and organizing backpacks, coats, umbrellas, purses, belts, towels, bathrobes and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Completely Hooked, Ordering Another\\n\\nReview: Purchased to hold my towels at our rental house that is sans towel racks! I compared several different over-the-door hangers, and most of them were terribly ugly, chrome-plated things that looked a little on the flimsy side. I was concerned this rack would be flimsy, but since it was pretty and at a competitive price, I went for it.\\n\\nRight now, this hook rack is holding three BIG/HEAVY fluffy towels, a set of pajamas, and unmentionables. The hooks are perfect for keeping the towels in place - I had an over the door rack in my last place that bent under the weight and constantly dropped my towels at the slightest movement. This one, I'm happy to say, I've brushed past several times without a single thing falling off. No sharp edges means I can hang the daintier things up without worrying about damage. I don't think it will do any damage to the door, either.\\n\\nAll in all, I'm very satisfied with this purchase and will be getting another for the closet door for coats.\",\n \"Product: This color covers in just one coat, brilliantly. The perfectionist brush contours to any nail, so color always glides on precisely, quickly, flawlessly. It combines beautiful, brilliant shine and super-strong wear.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Need an extra BOOM? This will totally do it for you!\\n\\nReview: I was desperate for a red color when I went to visit my sister. Alas, all my polish was at home! She loaned me this baby and I loved it so much I ordered it immediately. This is now my go-to red when I need an extra BOOM. Sonic Boom is a lovely, bright red that hints at a close relationship with pink even while there's no doubt...it's red. I'm not sure how else to describe it. Of course, as a Sally Hansen Insta-Dri color, it goes on smooth, lasts for several days on its own - would last longer with a top clear coat, I'm sure - and it looks great with just one coat or two. Dries quickly. It's a fantastic product and I'll likely run out of it before too long... Hm. Maybe it's time to get another bottle...\",\n \"Product: The flowing sequin cloak adds movements, and the sequin and faux diamond decoration creates elegance and dignity. It has a little elasticity for a perfect fit.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Affordable Elsa Dress at the Right Size - Made my Frozen Fan Happy!\\n\\nReview: I will buy princess dresses from ReliBeauty any day of the week. Honestly. My six year old wears 7/8 size clothes (she's very tall for her age) and she's been dying for an Elsa dress. They don't really make them in her size without being incredibly costly - when you go to the physical stores and at most online retailers. The closest I could get for her was a Target nightgown. Her 4T-sized sister had no problems. So, when I finally found this dress, cape and all, I was incredibly happy! It's held up well, despite numerous dress-up parties, and I love the material. The sleeves and the train are very soft and stretchy, and I'm very pleased with how modest it is - no awkward problems with the neckline slipping too low or over the shoulders. I'm very grateful I found this particular dress. For washing - wash on delicate or hand wash the problem spots, and I'd suggest tumble drying or just hanging it up until it's dry. I may even be treating it too delicately, since my daughter certainly doesn't when she wears it!\",\n \"Product: Symmetry Series is the culmination of over a year of design, testing and innovation. This sleek, CLEAR, cleanly constructed protective smartphone case is simple to install in its one-piece form. But dont let its elegant simplicity fool you - the dual-material construction makes Symmetry Series one of the slimmest, most protective cases in its class. The raised beveled edge helps keep the touch screen safe, while the internal material and honeycomb coring help protect the device from drops and shock. A full spectrum of wraparound colors and graphics on the sleek polycarbonate exterior add seamless style to complete your entire look. The slender, simple Symmetry Series has the style you want with the protection you need.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Love This Case!\\n\\nReview: I love how bright this case is, and how durable. OtterBox has my complete loyalty. This is the second case I bought from them and I only had to get a new one because I had a new phone. The last case lasted two years, was incredibly cute, and I was sad to give it up. My husband prefers the more rugged models - and he needs them - but I'm thrilled with how well this case holds up to everyday drops and crunches. I'm a mom with three children - things get rough for the phone at times. The design gets compliments frequently and when I tell people who made it they're sometimes surprised - people think OtterBox means heavy-duty-plain, but they're really wonderful with their designs.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Mick\\\" Sutton is a wife and mother of two, a former homeschooler, a prepper and instructor, an agrarian, a hardcore home-economist, an Emergency Management and Political Science major, and (when she finds the time) an author of everything from apocalyptic fiction to preparedness curriculum for kids. She and her family enjoy spending their days in the beautiful and thriving area of Northwest Arkansas, where they hope to ride out the no-doubt ensuing Zombie apocalypse with their equally quirky (and just as well trained) closest friends. You can follow her in all her adventures at www.fightingtherain.com.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Political/Economical/Speculative Dystopian. I think that covers most of my bases...\\n\\nReview: I enjoyed this book. It's about a family and their friends-like-family living in the midst of a political and economical dystopia. The world around them is falling to pieces, people are angry, unemployed, hungry. Natural disasters coupled with stupid political movements have chipped away at the world's governments. This book follows the Grant family, headed by Uncle Jack (the Vice President), Captain Grant (former POW and pilot), Dr. Emma Grant (a social psychologist), and their son Matt. Each member of this family possesses unusual talents, or gifts, which makes them uniquely situated to maneuver through the upheaval around them.\\n\\nPros: I was fascinated by the characterization of Emma - I liked her and was frustrated by her. She has a heart of gold, but is often blinded by her compassion and need to save everyone. I liked her husband, Jon, much more. He's more down to earth - he wants to protect what's his and doesn't really care what happens to the rest of the world. How two people like this ended up together is a mystery, and you can see that for all their devotion to each other, they don't always agree with or LIKE one another in the moment. It will be interesting to see what happens to their relationship further on. I also found the \\\"talents\\\" aspect of this book really interesting and I wished they were better explained, much earlier in the novel. It's also a huge plus that the story involves other people in the family - from the grandparents down to the teenagers. You get the story through different perspectives and filters.\\n\\nCons: Some of the passages I just skimmed over. The political information was given more room than necessary, in my personal opinion. And one character, Matt, dragged on a great deal about emotions. While it may have been related to his talent, I didn't much care for how descriptive it became. I really wish the talents would've been explored more from the beginning too, and that we would've had more information about the organization of such \\\"marked\\\" people earlier than we did (the end of the book). But these are all reader preferences.\\n\\nWill I read the next book in the series? More than likely. :-) That's an automatic 4-star rating for me. Are there issues to the plot and characterizations? Yes, but they're easily overlooked in the enjoyment of the story. Enjoy!\",\n \"Product: Sarah M. Eden is an award-winning author of multiple historical romances, including AML's \\\"2013 Novel of the Year\\\" and Foreword Review's 2013 \\\"IndieFab Book of the Year\\\" gold medal winner for Best Romance, Longing for Home, and the Whitney Award's \\\"2014 Novel of the Year,\\\" Longing for Home: Hope Springs. Combining her obsession with history and affinity for tender love stories, Sarah loves crafting witty characters and heartfelt romances set against rich historical backdrops. She holds a Bachelor's degree in research and happily spends hours perusing the reference shelves of her local library. Sarah lives with her husband, kids, and mischievous dog in the shadow of a snow-capped mountain she has never attempted to ski.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: England, Scotland, Ireland all visited within these six love stories.\\n\\nReview: I stayed up late to read each and every one of these novella-length stories by Sarah M. Eden - even the four I've read before! This is a delicious and delightful collection of Eden's short stories, four of which were featured in previous books in the \\\"Timeless Romance Anthology\\\" series, while two are completely original to this anthology.\\n\\nSarah M. Eden is most well known for her historical romances set in Regency Era England, and more recently a series set in the American West. She is dedicated to writing books that are historically accurate - without being overbearing - and near swoon-worthy romance. Her stories lack tawdry bedroom scenes and emphasize the sweetness of new (and sometimes uncertain) love. Her heroes are flawed men who must come to grips with their weaknesses if they are to win the lady, while her heroines have their own strengths to make them much more than damsels in distress.\\n\\nA Friend Indeed: A contracted marriage story, wherein Caroline Downy finds that she must marry to save her family from financial ruin. The groom to be is George Barrington, a friend of her elder brother, Tom. Caroline agrees to the marriage, rather glum, because she wants to marry someone who will love her. George, on the other hand, has been enamored of Caroline for quite some time and finds he must prove his love to her. He does not want to wed a woman who does not wish to marry him. They come to an agreement. Caroline will give George three weeks to court her and convince her of his affections, convince her that they can be more than amiable companions. This is a very sweet story of a man trying to prove and win his love.\\n\\nA Happy Beginning: This beautiful tale is set on a lovely estate in Scotland, in 1850. Eden does a remarkable job here of sharing bits and pieces of Scottish history and landscape without letting it override the story. Sophia is fallen gentry who has found herself a position as a governess, watching over very bratty children, kept under the thumb of a cruel mistress, and leered at by the gentleman of the house. She has no friends to speak of, though she finds herself increasingly drawn to the somewhat surly - but kind - stablemaster, Dermot. Hesitantly, Sophia approaches this man and asks if they might be friends. Dermot, surprised by the request, reluctantly agrees to keeping Sophia company. I enjoyed this one best, though I found the way the author tied everything up and punished our villains a little too convenient. Still. I'm a sucker for this sort of ending.\\n\\nThe Road to Cavan Town: Previously published, this is my favorite Eden short story of all. Set in Ireland, the author does a fantastic job of giving a taste of Irish accents, cadence, and twinkle-in-the-eye humor. Alice is saucy and believable - in love with the friend she walks with twice a week to and from Cavan Town. Isaac is kindhearted and blind when it comes to Alice. He has set his cap for the Cavan Town belle, because of her beauty and his pride. So set is he on winning the hand of the girl everyone seems to love that he cannot see the treasure he has in his walking companion. It is up to Alice to help him see just what their friendship could become. This novella was as lovely to read the second time around.\\n\\nA Christmas Promise: This story is framed as a tale being told by an old Irishman named Tom. He tells it like it might be true, with all the exaggerations, details, and humor you could expect from one such as he. This is the story of a mishap turning into good fortune when Sean Kirkpatrick somehow lands himself and a pair of fine horses in the middle of a field. Maeve is an Irish Rose, whose brothers and dogs give Sean a hard time, but she knows what she wants and she wants Sean Kirkpatrick. This story is positively drenched in Irish wit and a fun read.\\n\\nDream of a Glorious Season: Poor Miss Elizabeth. Her family is bound and determined to treat her like an unwanted guest instead of a lovely daughter, thanks to her mother's ridiculous favoritism being directed to her elder - horridly spoiled - daughter. Elizabeth will never have a season thanks to her sister's inability - after SEVERAL seasons - to obtain a husband. Of course, the elder sister has her cap set for the man Elizabeth loves, Julian. Julian has avoided the family, to avoid the eldest daughter, for a good long time. When he comes in contact with Elizabeth again, he determines to let her have a little fun for once. Through devious plots he manages to give Elizabeth a taste of what a real season would be like, and along the way he finds he loves her. Great story, very entertaining, highly enjoyable.\\n\\nLest you think I'm terribly biased toward Eden's work, the last short story in this collection is my least favorite. A Lesson In Love: Ugh. I really don't like this story. To sum up, it's about a couple newly married and very in love - but they have a problem. They're in London for the season. She wants to go to balls and dances just as she did when she was a debutante but now on the arm of her husband. Her husband thinks now that he's married he doesn't have to go to such ridiculous social functions anymore. Enter their family - intent on taking sides and starting a battle of the sexes. The story is supposed to be funny but I found it annoying that people could be so shallow and terrible at communication. It might make a silly little play, but I didn't enjoy reading this one. Personal preference.\\n\\nAll in all, LOVE the author, greatly enjoyed the anthology, and I would recommend it to others who enjoy nineteenth century period pieces - or a good clean romance.\",\n \"Product: Writing under Jane Redd, Heather B. Moore is the USA Today bestselling and award-winning author of more than a dozen historical novels set in ancient Arabia and Mesoamerica. She attended the Cairo American College in Egypt and the Anglican International School in Jerusalem and received her Bachelor of Science degree from Brigham Young University. She writes historical thrillers under the pen name H.B. Moore, and romance and womens fiction under the name Heather B. Moore. It can be confusing, so her kids just call her Mom. Join H.B. Moores newsletter list for updates at www.hbmoore.com/contact. Visit JANE REDD BOOKS on Facebook for series updates.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: It rains and people think deep thoughts before doing cool things. ;-)\\n\\nReview: This is an excellent continuation of Jane Redd's first book in the series, Solstice. Though in this book, our main male and female characters (Sol and Jez) spend the whole book apart, thinking about each other. There is a LOT of thinking going on and very little action until 3/4's of the way through the book. There is a lot of plotting. A lot of changing direction. Nothing goes according to the first, second, or third plan. I have to admit, I was both impressed and irritated by this. \\\"Good,\\\" I would think, \\\"that plan will work and finally get people moving.\\\" Only then, a few pages later, that plan would be dashed to pieces and they would be sitting around, THINKING again. Dash it all. Characters who think before they act!\\n\\nWe get a whole slew of new faces, too, and I hope we get more information about them in the THIRD book. That's right. There's going to be another one!\\n\\nThe characters in this book have depth, confusion, imperfections, and mistakes. But they figure things out and work through them. They do NOT sit helpless on the sidelines. They don't sit and wait for someone sparkly to come and take care of them. They are proactive. They have goals. Morals. It's refreshing in a world of the too-perfect YA hero/heroine. :-) They're more real.\\n\\nThis book would be very hard to understand without reading Solstice first, so make certain you've got that on your list before starting this one!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":8,"string":"8"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":197,"string":"197"}}},{"rowIdx":198,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"ACMXHJV1KCOSV"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"1.0\" for a product with description \"The OPPO DV-980H up-converting DVD player is designed to make your DVD collection look & sound its very best on HDTV. With support for 1080p displays, 7.1ch audio, USB2.0 & HD-JPEG viewing the unit is engineered to impress. The unit will play DVD-Video, DVD-Audio, SACD, HDCD, CD, DivX, XviD and much more.\". The summary of the review text is \"What's the fuss? It's loud, picture quality isn't that great!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I bought this because everyone was giving it rave reviews for TV's 46\" and below. My TV is a Samsung 46\" LN46A650. Previously, I was using my PS3 to play all DVDs, including Blu-Rays. I decided to buy a standalone up-converting DVD player in hopes that my standard DVDs would be \"enhanced\" to a level fairly close to Blu-Ray. Blu-Ray discs look incredible! I realize the term \"up-convert\" means that the DVD player takes the DVD's native resolution and \"smartly\" blows it up to 1080p (or whatever resolution you so choose). But, people keep saying that there is no need for a Blu-Ray player because up-converted DVD's look just as good!\n\nFYI: All HDMIs are connected direct to the TV, not through my audio receiver (which I find unnecessary considering it's an audio receiver and does nothing with video). I say this to clarify that there is no issue with my HDMI-switching receiver - I don't use that feature. Also, I'm using top-quality, and overpriced, Monster HDMI cables. (I doubt even the cheapest cable would make a real difference anyway so long as the gauge of wires are the same.)\n\nI first started with a Pioneer unit for $89 because all my home theater equipment (except for the Samsung 46\" TV) is Pioneer. The standard DVD playback at 1080p with it looked no better than when I played my DVDs through my PS3 and the picture actually looked darker and noisier, as if someone aged the picture in Photoshop. I spent an hour with different DVDs (e.g., Ronin, Kill Bill, American Gangster) attempting to notice a difference, especially one worth spending $89 for. I decided to return it to Abt.com.\n\nI then typed in \"Best Up-converting DVD Player\" into Google and the Oppo line came up. I decided to go with the least expensive one because all of them were extremely expensive relative to the Pioneer I had. I figure just over double the price of the Pioneer I just had should get me an up-converting DVD player I'll be satisfied with. Boy was I wrong!\n\nJust like the Pioneer, this thing doesn't up-convert any better than my PS3. It certainly up-converted better than the Pioneer, but not by much and certainly not enough to justify its price relative to the Pioneer. I consistently felt as if standard DVDs looked better coming through the PS3. I tested and tested and tested, same feeling. I also consistently felt that DVDs played through the Oppo had a subtle green hue where dark grays and browns were. Through the PS3, everything was natural and normal looking. Not to mention this weird issue: title credits and moving text would actually skip around or get all discombobulated for a quick second everyone once and a while. This never, ever happened with any DVD player connected to any TV I've ever had (including my PS3 and the Pioneer I tried first). My TV checks out fine.\n\nI'm going to try, just because Amazon.com has a fair return policy, the more expensive Oppo 981HD with the Faroudja chipset and see if it will finally satisfy me. If my standard DVD's don't \"enhance\" to near Blu-Ray quality with the 981HD, I'll stick with using the PS3 and keep my money for something worth it. As far as I'm concerned, if standard DVD's don't look \"better\" by using this Oppo over a PS3, then it isn't worth two-cents.\n\nAlso, just so you know, when the laser eye is moving about the disc, this thing makes more noise than my dust buster, I swear. It sounds like Robocop moving. This isn't a quiet machine. I'm sure it's built well with high quality parts, but it's loudness doesn't reflect that. Plus, why the blue screen text? What home theater set-up uses blue text? Most are green or amber. Blue is hard to read in the dark because there are less blue receptors in the eye than other colors and therefore causes eye strain. (This is why I always wonder why VW still has that blue interior!)\n\nAm I going to say don't buy this? No, because you may not have a PS3 or Blu-Ray player and/or Blu-Ray discs. Nor would you want to pay for either if you don't. (I rent Blu-Rays from Blockbuster Online!) I'm going to say, if you have a big 46\"+ TV, I have a feeling you and I will be sticking with Blu-Ray discs only and skipping the whole \"up-convert\" thing because it just ain't good enough."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I bought this because everyone was giving it rave reviews for TV's 46\" and below. My TV is a Samsung 46\" LN46A650. Previously, I was using my PS3 to play all DVDs, including Blu-Rays. I decided to buy a standalone up-converting DVD player in hopes that my standard DVDs would be \"enhanced\" to a level fairly close to Blu-Ray. Blu-Ray discs look incredible! I realize the term \"up-convert\" means that the DVD player takes the DVD's native resolution and \"smartly\" blows it up to 1080p (or whatever resolution you so choose). But, people keep saying that there is no need for a Blu-Ray player because up-converted DVD's look just as good!\n\nFYI: All HDMIs are connected direct to the TV, not through my audio receiver (which I find unnecessary considering it's an audio receiver and does nothing with video). I say this to clarify that there is no issue with my HDMI-switching receiver - I don't use that feature. Also, I'm using top-quality, and overpriced, Monster HDMI cables. (I doubt even the cheapest cable would make a real difference anyway so long as the gauge of wires are the same.)\n\nI first started with a Pioneer unit for $89 because all my home theater equipment (except for the Samsung 46\" TV) is Pioneer. The standard DVD playback at 1080p with it looked no better than when I played my DVDs through my PS3 and the picture actually looked darker and noisier, as if someone aged the picture in Photoshop. I spent an hour with different DVDs (e.g., Ronin, Kill Bill, American Gangster) attempting to notice a difference, especially one worth spending $89 for. I decided to return it to Abt.com.\n\nI then typed in \"Best Up-converting DVD Player\" into Google and the Oppo line came up. I decided to go with the least expensive one because all of them were extremely expensive relative to the Pioneer I had. I figure just over double the price of the Pioneer I just had should get me an up-converting DVD player I'll be satisfied with. Boy was I wrong!\n\nJust like the Pioneer, this thing doesn't up-convert any better than my PS3. It certainly up-converted better than the Pioneer, but not by much and certainly not enough to justify its price relative to the Pioneer. I consistently felt as if standard DVDs looked better coming through the PS3. I tested and tested and tested, same feeling. I also consistently felt that DVDs played through the Oppo had a subtle green hue where dark grays and browns were. Through the PS3, everything was natural and normal looking. Not to mention this weird issue: title credits and moving text would actually skip around or get all discombobulated for a quick second everyone once and a while. This never, ever happened with any DVD player connected to any TV I've ever had (including my PS3 and the Pioneer I tried first). My TV checks out fine.\n\nI'm going to try, just because Amazon.com has a fair return policy, the more expensive Oppo 981HD with the Faroudja chipset and see if it will finally satisfy me. If my standard DVD's don't \"enhance\" to near Blu-Ray quality with the 981HD, I'll stick with using the PS3 and keep my money for something worth it. As far as I'm concerned, if standard DVD's don't look \"better\" by using this Oppo over a PS3, then it isn't worth two-cents.\n\nAlso, just so you know, when the laser eye is moving about the disc, this thing makes more noise than my dust buster, I swear. It sounds like Robocop moving. This isn't a quiet machine. I'm sure it's built well with high quality parts, but it's loudness doesn't reflect that. Plus, why the blue screen text? What home theater set-up uses blue text? Most are green or amber. Blue is hard to read in the dark because there are less blue receptors in the eye than other colors and therefore causes eye strain. (This is why I always wonder why VW still has that blue interior!)\n\nAm I going to say don't buy this? No, because you may not have a PS3 or Blu-Ray player and/or Blu-Ray discs. Nor would you want to pay for either if you don't. (I rent Blu-Rays from Blockbuster Online!) I'm going to say, if you have a big 46\"+ TV, I have a feeling you and I will be sticking with Blu-Ray discs only and skipping the whole \"up-convert\" thing because it just ain't good enough."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: iON Series 5-Channel Class D Car Amplifier\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Little Amp. Worth Having.\n\nReview: I have this hooked up to stock speakers now using stock wiring plus an aftermarket JBL GTO 12\" subwoofer at 2-ohms. Source is a Clarion CZ702. Shortly I'll have Polk dB speakers installed in the car but I figure now is a good time as any to give a quick review of this amp. The specifications, especially the S/N ratio, aren't spectacular. Nevertheless, it sounds fine enough and it is indeed tiny. I don't have any noise or hiss and it reaches clipping with the 5V pre-amp signal from my HU at approximately 1/4\" plus a teensy bit turn on the gain, which is expected. Due to space requirements, it has to have RCA dongles vs. direct RCA ports on the amp. This was kind of annoying to deal with and make look presentable (even though it will reside under a seat) but it actually saved my but because the location I chose wouldn't have allowed for RCAs directly plugged into the amplifier anyway. Just be prepared to hide and secure six RCA connections somewhere. It is putting out at least more power than my Clarion HU - the stock speakers are not having fun with this amp. I have tuned the amp using a SMD DD-1 so no clipped signals, it's just that the stock speakers get maxed out pretty easily - it's a little funny, actually. The sub channel, for some reason, came with the Bass Boost 100% turned on and the crossover at its lowest Hz setting... I forgot to check this and thought at first the sub channel sucked. But once I fixed that I was surprised. It's not the strongest sub channel on earth, let's be honest. Is it putting out an actual 350 watts? Pff.. I've heard louder at 350 watts but could just be the JBL sub. It does get loud, though. And it's nice it comes with a bass knob - although, like ever other bass knob except JL Audio's, it pretty much is just an on/off switch more or less. Figure I'll come back and report on how it fairs with aftermarket speakers.","Product: Since day one, we have spearheaded the car audio revolution. Nothing has changed. Rockford Fosgate is still the global leader in audio innovation and your passion is our purpose. We engineer the best audio systems for your lifestyle!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Starting with a 3... we'll see if it earns more!\n\nReview: Got this, installed it, and bam I have alternator whine. This did not exist with a JBL MS-8, AudioControl LCQ-1, or with signal going straight to the amplifiers. Some work to do there to truly figure out what the source of this hellish noise actually is (generally it's a ground issue) but I find it odd that right after installing the 3SIXTY I have alternator whine. So that's problem #1.\n\nAfter getting the software installed on my laptop (which doesn't have a CD drive, so I had to download the software from the RF website), I connected it to the 3SIXTY. The software asked if I wanted to upgrade the firmware of the 3SIXTY first thing. I said yes. It did not upgrade - the operation \"timed out\". Tried again. Timed out. Tried again. Timed out. Used a different USB port, different USB cable, followed some instructions online from someone who had the same issue to reset the device... nothing worked. I simply cannot get the firmware to update. Super.\n\nI give up on that and go forth with setting up the unit. That all works just fine enough I guess. Apparently, according to the 3SIXTY, I can only turn the volume on my stock stereo up just over a quarter of the way before the sound becomes less ideal. The MS-8 let me go to 50%. The AudioControl LCQ-1 looked for clipping and I got up to 80% before that happened. Well anyway that sucks... considering I wanted to use my head unit/steering control volume vs. having to us the 3SIXTY's remote control module (which is ridiculously bright blue lights and is kind of confusing to use).\n\nOddly, the subwoofer volume control in the virtual remote in the software (which you have to use when connected to a computer) has zero effect on the subwoofer's volume. This makes it impossible for me to adjust the gain vs. volume settings on the remote. Maybe I'm missing something.\n\nThe rest of the user interface is fine enough. The black coloring of it is actually nice as it doesn't fatigue the eyes. I'm not a professional tuner but, with the exception of filtering out bass for the speakers, at this point it sounds about the same as what I had in place with my AudioControl LCQ-1 with everything flat on the EQ. That's promising as I have tons of adjustment to do.\n\nI haven't tried the time alignment yet but that particular interface is terrible. There needs to be a separate screen for time alignment so it's more graphical. Instead you have a vertical bar to scroll up or down until you find a sweet spot. That's ridiculous. Frankly this thing should have come with auto time alignment. If it did, the JBL MS-8 would be over and the Audison stuff wouldn't have all the cred right now.\n\nSo connecting to my stock head unit is temporary. An Alpine is going in and I'll be using RCA cables instead of speakers. We'll see what outcome results from this. Amazon is exchanging the unit for me as the unit was identified as the source of ground loop noise. The amplifier ground to which I also attached the 3SIXTY is fine.","Product: 300W XC Series Micro 4-Channel Class-D Compact Design Car Amplifier. Input sensitivity: Low level: 125mV-5V / High level: 250mV-10V. Selectable high-pass filter (60 Hz, 90 Hz, FLAT).\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: It's Alright. The Design Needs Less Accountants and More Users Involved\n\nReview: Clarion could have done a MUCH more logical job with the wiring as well as having all wiring going into the unit be connected with like a Delphi connector or something. This would allow me to remove the RCA input cables, which I'm not using, which take up valuable space. The remote turn on wire (which is an INPUT to the amplifier) is on the OUTPUT side of the amplifier. That's really annoying when you're trying to manage clean wiring in a tight space. Finally, the fuse, which is a normal fuse and I shouldn't be complaining about it, is also annoying. Build the fuse into the amplifier, Clarion! It's a nuisance in-line with the wire.\n\nSecondly, this is actually quite larger than you think. The Alpine variant is smaller - not that much smaller - but smaller-enough that it fits so much better in a dash. While I was able to squeeze this in my dash just fine, it would have been far easier if the amplifier mounted to a separate mounting plate by sliding in and locking so that I can epoxy or screw in the mounting plate (much lighter), then, when everything is wired up, slide in the amplifier into the plate bracket with a nice locking click.","Product: Focal applies the same technology they use in their studio and audiophile-grade home systems to their Integration line of car speakers. Integration IC 165 6-3/4\" speaker cones are made of Polyglass, a material that combines the warm sound of cellulose with the strength of glass, for a woofer that plays accurately with no added resonances.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sound Pretty Good off of Factory Power\n\nReview: These sound pretty dang good off of factory power (my car has a factory amplifier). The bass tightened up compared to the factory speakers and the highs are certainly more detailed, if not a little brash. I think that'll tone down some (it already has), but it makes sense for speakers located in lower doors. I will eventually put something like 40-50 watts to these, but for now so fa so good. I'm very disappointed that Focal calls these \"Integration\" and \"universal\" but does not include appropriately sized 6.75\" mounting rings (similar to what comes to Kenwood speakers). Just basic 1/4\" plastic rings that will bridge the gap of typically large factory speaker hole cut-outs. I found something made my Metra, but still... annoying. The tweeter on these rotates. I'm not sure why considering it doesn't ANGLE when it rotates (at least not much). Maybe that's just for aesthetics?","Product: Metra XSVI-5524-NAV Retention Harness Ford 11-Up\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Left/Right Channel Switched / Cuts Power to Radio\n\nReview: The left and right channels on mine are switched for some reason. My head unit (an Alpine) and its harness checks out just fine on a test bench for proper left/right channel and I of course soldered the correct wire colors together - I'm not an idiot. Additionally, my head unit did a hard reset as if it had lost power while at work. I lost 6-hours of tuning and time alignment. I suspect this unit cut the power to the head unit at some point because, as a car audio installer (for a job), I have yet to see an Alpine head unit have switched left/right channels and power issues... ever. That's frankly why I bought an Alpine, over Kenwood and Pioneer, which I have a storied imperfect history with unfortunately.","Product: Constructed of durable 1680 denier ballistic fabric with EVA foam backingProtective laptop partments fits 15.6\" laptops4 wheels allow user to push or pull in any direction5-stage adjustable handleBlack17\" W x 14\" H x 7 1/2\" D\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Look Like a Nerd, No More Neck Pain\n\nReview: After running through Detroit airport to try to catch a flight with my 20 lbs. laptop bag and then, subsequently, having intense neck pain for weeks thereafter, I decided it's time to nerd it up and get myself a roller. What a difference! The handle comes up high enough for me (6' tall) - this might not be the case for anyone much taller. The wheels role smoothly. The compartment options make enough sense not to complain about them much. All I'll say is that it gets annoying to have to open the main zipper end to end just to open the main compartment, which splits the whole suitcase open like a clam shell. It'll sometimes fall over when open like that. But I've learned to live with it and my back and neck thank me. Not bad looking, either. Oh, and it fits (barely) under most airplane seats and in the overhead compartments but if you're not in economy plus or first class, you'll lose under-seat leg room.","Product: Who needs a telescope when you have a pair of these sleekly designed wrap-around shades, offering crystal clear BluBlocker vision and a cool space age look that will have you feeling at home on the road or in the planetarium? With lightweight construction, a thin frame and bridge, nylon temple tips and optical hinges, the BluBlocker Stargazers are great-looking and practical. We pretty sure Carl Sagan would have loved them.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice Looking, Not Really Great \"Sun\"glasses\n\nReview: These certainly block out blue light - to the point that it looks like police lights are flashing amber instead of flashing blue. But, they don't cut down \"brightness\" and in fact make everything seem a tad bit brighter. It's a lot like a soft or mellow speaker vs. a harsh or bright speaker - they make everything harsh or bright (which equates to clear but a bit uncomfortable). Perhaps I need to get used to them. Nevertheless, I have phototobia and these work alright on the highway for me but during the day these are pretty much useless - I need something that dims/reduces light. They look good on my face (everything does, though... kidding) and are of average durability (nothing special there). They're comfortable and average weight, I'd say. The lenses, only based on the angle you're looking at them from, have a bit of fade from top to bottom (darker on top).","Product: KC HiLiTES 775 3x5 Black 55w Wide Beam Driving Light System includes two fully assembled lights and a complete wiring harness with illuminated switch. This lighting system is intended to provide a wider spread beam pattern for additional width to maximize side to side visibility and is backed by KCs 23 year warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice Set. Seem Like Good Quality. Bright. Switch They Provide Kinda Sucks.\n\nReview: Believe it or not I installed these on a Kia Spectra and they do indeed light the left and right side of the road much better. They're really low toward the ground on the low bumper so I'm not getting a whole lot of distance forward but I'm fine with that - they really brighten up the stock headlight pattern going forward to the point that it looks like I have white HIDs. Installation wasn't too painful although I'd really rather there be an option to use 3 or 4 small bolts to mount vs. the big bolt down the middle - that would have made me life easier. Also, it'd be helpful if these came with a template sheet that you can cut out so you can mirror image their location on both sides of the car to get them even. I made one - not hard - but still. It doesn't come with nearly enough zip ties for a proper job and the switch doesn't mount recessed into an existing interior panel but minor issue. I'd worry about having enough wire to the lights from the relay in a pickup truck if you intend to mount them to a lower bumper. I used every bit of wire on the passenger side in an itty bitty Kia Spectra (but I also ran the wires so they were very well hidden, so...).","Product: Richmond Gear 83-1044-B\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not For a Harley IMO\n\nReview: Bought this to try out because Royal Purple gets such rave reviews. There are two 20W50 formulas from Royal Purple, but I had a hard time discerning what the difference actually is, so I got this one (cheaper). Compared to Mobil 1 20W50, my motorcycle runs hotter and the valve train makes more noise. After about 2500 mi., I drained it out and put Mobil 1 back in. Much better. Also, the oil causes the engine to produce a \"sweet\" smell. This is normal according to Royal Purple and due to its formula, but, mixed with exhaust, it smells awful. My bike doesn't burn oil... it's just the smell Royal Purple is associated with. I don't like it. Also, Royal Purple oil new is very dark (and dark purple). Mobil 1 is the standard synthetic light brown/amber color. At least I can tell with Mobil 1 that the oil is contaminated - it turns dark, not starts dark. Not a fan, and will use the rest of my bottles in the primary or hand it over to friends who are willing to trust it. I'm sure it's fine, but not for me.","Product: Quiet baffle for Shortshots Staggered by Vance & Hines\nSold Each .Image is for reference only. Actual product may vary.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 2009 Street Bob with Stage III 103\"\n\nReview: They quieted down my 103\" Stage III with 10:1 compression a little bit, which got really loud compared to the original 96\". I'm using them on Sideshots, not Shortshots. I noticed a small power loss when installing these in the top end but if you drill a hole down the middle about the size of a pen, that power mostly comes back (seat of pants dyno) and the bike stays just as quiet. Drill/modify at your own risk! These baffles mostly reduced the idle slap/rasp sound and muffled the overall sound as if you put your hand in front, but not on, your lips when talking (like when you have food in your mouth). I was hoping for quieter but I'm not sure you'll do much better with the QQ baffles that are far more expensive. And, yes, they are a nightmare to install. If you replace the white insulation material with metal mesh wrap cloth (whatever that is technically called) the baffles are easier to install and are a bit quieter (so I hear). You can get it at the hardware store (it's gray, not white).","Product: DU-HA Storage Systems - Whether you're a contractor, sportsman or simply someone looking for a great way to organize your pickup truck and keep your gear safe and out of sight, the DU-HA is perfect for you. The DU-HA allows you to store your gear, guns, power tools, tow ropes, tie down straps, first aid kit, tackle, bungee straps, hats, boots, gloves, chains, jumper cables, and so much more safely and securely under or behind the back seat of your truck. The DU-HA includes a 2 piece gun rack/organizer, so you can safely store your guns in their upright position. The organizers/gun racks are easily removable so you can store larger items if youd like. The DU-HA acts as a legal gun case in most states and carries 2-4 guns depending on the model of your truck. Most DU-HAs can be installed quickly and easily in under 10 minutes. Many models are available in matching interior colors, so the Du-HA will blend in seamlessly with your trucks interior and have a factory feel. The DU-HA is constructed from heavy duty polyethylene, is Made in the USA, and has a lifetime warranty. **IMPORTANT Fitment info Fits 07-13 Chevy/GMC Silverado/Sierra Extended Cab. Please be sure to specify your year/make/model vehicle using the Find Parts at the top of the product page to make sure it fits **\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: For the price I paid, I should have gotten something nicer... but it's the best of the options\n\nReview: For some reason, Chevrolet decided to make the underside of the rear seat completely useless by elevating the floor like a freakin' pyramid. So I decided to get an underseat storage unit. This is the best of the three options (OEM, Husky, and this). The problem is, this is really just a single wall plastic bin. It's stiff, but not stuff to the point where I'm thinking I got my money's worth. It doesn't really even look that amazing, to be honest (homemade looking). The dividers are a straight joke - honestly... for $180 I should be able to have \"click-in\" dividers vs. a foam pad and plastic thing that sort of pressure fits in there which means it pressures itself right out of its location. I don't use it as a gun rack and I'd argue most people don't, so a sturdier divider should have been obvious to Du-Ha here. Ohwell... still the best option.","Product: DU-HA Storage Systems - Whether you're a contractor, sportsman or simply someone looking for a great way to organize your pickup truck and keep your gear safe and out of sight, the DU-HA is perfect for you. The DU-HA allows you to store your gear, guns, power tools, tow ropes, tie down straps, first aid kit, tackle, bungee straps, hats, boots, gloves, chains, jumper cables, and so much more safely and securely under or behind the back seat of your truck. The DU-HA includes a 2 piece gun rack/organizer, so you can safely store your guns in their upright position. The organizers/gun racks are easily removable so you can store larger items if youd like. The DU-HA acts as a legal gun case in most states and carries 2-4 guns depending on the model of your truck. Most DU-HAs can be installed quickly and easily in under 10 minutes. Many models are available in matching interior colors, so the Du-HA will blend in seamlessly with your trucks interior and have a factory feel. The DU-HA is constructed from heavy duty polyethylene, is Made in the USA, and has a lifetime warranty. **IMPORTANT Fitment info Fits 07-13 Chevy/GMC Silverado/Sierra Extended Cab. Please be sure to specify your year/make/model vehicle using the Find Parts at the top of the product page to make sure it fits **\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: For the price I paid, I should have gotten something nicer... but it's the best of the options\n\nReview: For some reason, Chevrolet decided to make the underside of the rear seat completely useless by elevating the floor like a freakin' pyramid. So I decided to get an underseat storage unit. This is the best of the three options (OEM, Husky, and this). The problem is, this is really just a single wall plastic bin. It's stiff, but not stuff to the point where I'm thinking I got my money's worth. It doesn't really even look that amazing, to be honest (homemade looking). The dividers are a straight joke - honestly... for $180 I should be able to have \"click-in\" dividers vs. a foam pad and plastic thing that sort of pressure fits in there which means it pressures itself right out of its location. I don't use it as a gun rack and I'd argue most people don't, so a sturdier divider should have been obvious to Du-Ha here. Ohwell... still the best option.","Product: This is the original Mityvac hand vacuum pump kit used by service professionals worldwide for performing hundreds of automotive diagnostic and mechanical tests and for one-person brake bleeding. The MV8000 kit contains our most popular Selectline hand vacuum pump with vacuum gauge and accessories.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: If you get it to pull vacuum, sucks in air from somewhere...\n\nReview: I go to use this to bleed my car's brakes and, once I finally figured out how to get the cup to seal so I could pull vacuum, I could only get very little fluid and a bunch of air bubbles from the bleeder screw. I tried smaller line around the bleeder screw, the 90-degree adapter it comes with... it would not just pull fluid smoothly, vacuum would be lost mostly to air that I imagine was getting sucked in at the nipple. I couldn't seal it for the life of me. I don't understand why I do exactly what everyone on the YouTube does with this thing and it just pulls air bubbles and SOME liquid. I resorted to just doing the one-man pump, lock the pedal in place, and walk back to bleed approach and all four wheels took less time to accomplish that way than the time I spent trying to get this thing to work for me. Very disappointed. And no, I didn't have that much air in my system to be pulling out air bubbles. I was just putting new fluid in as part of regular maintenance.","Product: Boomerang Armrest Console (w/ Cup Holder) for the 2011 Ford Fiesta. Specifically designed for the North American spec 2011 Ford Fiesta! The superior quality and look of this armrest provide the finishing touch to the Fiesta's interior. Seamless integrattion with the center console and color matched upholstery provide an unrivaled OEM factory appearance. Designed for use in all 2011 Fiesta models with Cashmere interior.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Built Well. Mounts Solid.\n\nReview: Built really well. Some of the plastic isn't cut to absolute perfection where the hinge is but I'll never notice, once installed. The top part could be a little bit \"softer\" (from a cushioning perspective) but it certainly beats not having an armrest in the first place. The approach taken for mounting is excellent. Screwing to metal that is itself screwed to the car is a must for something that's going to carry my gold bricks... I mean my arm. Plus it doesn't make any stupid rattling sound being mounted so well. Good stuff. If it starts to fall apart, the only place I can see that happening would be the \"leather\" wrapping on top or the clip that locks the door down.\n\nCertainly not much space but I didn't buy it for more space, per say.","Product: HPS - High Performance Street disc brake pads are world renowned for increasing stopping power on your street legal vehicle. Increasing the performance of your vehicles braking system is easy when you choose Hawk Performances HPS braking compound. This unique Ferro-Carbon formula was developed for street performance using the safety and quality of Aerospace and Motorsports severe-duty friction technology. The High Performance Street compound offers a higher coefficient of friction over stock brake pads and can provide you 20-40 percent more stopping power and higher resistance to brake fade than most standard replacement pads. Less fade means youll have a highly durable brake pad with less brake dust.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Improved Brake Performance A Lot\n\nReview: I've installed a set of these Hawk HPS brake pads on the front of my 2005 Subaru Legacy GT. I chose to replace the perfectly good OEM pads because of a mushy brake feel, disgraceful brake performance, horrible stopping power in cold, wet conditions, and lots of brake dust. These pads are like night and day! After bedding, my brakes have feel, predictability, and a lot more stopping power. I finally feel confident when driving in a spirited fashion. After installing, bedding, and testing these pads I later bled the brake fluid and that made an additional (but minor) improvement in brake feel too, which really tells me it is these pads that are giving me the (finally) great brake feel and power I demand in a sport sedan. I give these 4 stars because I'm not thrilled that the pads taper off on both ends to such a large degree. This seems to make it such that, until the pad wears down, 70% of the pad actually touches the rotor. I'd rather have more pad on the rotor but regardless, these pads rock! I am not a paid sponsor and I did not buy these from Amazon.com.","Product: 215/55R17 General Altimax RT43 94V BSW\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great Grip, Loud and Annoying Sound on Highway\n\nReview: These are probably better suited to a small car-based SUV like a Jeep Liberty than they are the Toyota Camry SE that I chose them for. They have an almost rugged tread pattern in-person and boy do they sound like it. I use my car mostly to drive from Atlanta to Charlotte and I actually am now wearing over-ear sound blockers because these make just the right noise that drills straight through my head. It's a very prominant white/pink noise - imagine yourself in a Jeep with loud off-road tires, then just imagine if that sound was being listened to through a tin can. If I could return them at this point and exchange for some Pirelli Cinturato P7s or Michelin MXV4s, both of which I know are much quieter and have all the grip you could need, I would. I bought these due to the price and I believed the many reviews that said they were quiet. These are louder than the garbage Nexen tires that were on my car when I bought them. The grip in the rain is wonderful, though, and the dry grip is as good as the best of them, I'm sure. Steering is a little on the light side and the tires seem to settle into grooves vs. being smooth across the rotation of the steering wheel, but the tires could be exacerbating a characteristic of the car. If you're car is better sound damped and you have heavier steering than a Toyota Camry, these are probably a good choice then.","Product: Lana Del Rey will release her upcoming fourth LP, Honeymoon, which is expected on September 18th. Her synth-driven new single, High By The Beach was released on August 10th and is the follow up to her last single, Honeymoon, which takes a more orchestral approach. The singer revealed the album title to Billboard in January. It's very different from the last one and similar to the first two, Born to Die and Paradise, she said. Last year, Del Rey released Ultraviolence and contributed 2 songs Big Eyes and I Can Fly to the Tim Burton film Big Eyes as well as songs to the film, Age of Adeline starring Blake Lively.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: High on the Beach is a good one. Freak is good\n\nReview: As per usual, they have recorded her voice through (seemingly) a Toys R Us vox machine. This is apparent on some songs more than others, which ruins the song. Listening to Lana Del Rey on a high end stereo setup is ear torture as a result of them doing this. Let's here her voice, please. On average I'd say the songs are about a 7 out of 10. High on the Beach is a good one. Freak is good, too. The Blackest Day is also good. The lyrics in, I think it was, Music to Watch Boys to or Salvatore (can't remember exactly) weren't flowing well, too little rhyming/poetry. Not a bad album... just wish they'd record her without the vocal distortion that seems to be present.","Product: Waste King L-8000: 1 horsepower garbage disposal with pre-installed power cord and sound insulation. Energy efficient permanent magnet motor and stainless steel swivel impellers reduce jamming. Fast and easy to install with a removable splashguard that is easy to clean and replace. Rust and corrosion-proof glass-filled nylon grind chamber and drain housing with stainless steel grinding components. Continuous feed technology. Front-mounted reset button for easy use. Safe to use with properly-sized septic tanks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Installed easily, seems to be working well, but...\n\nReview: When I turn it on, there's a sort of super quick \"grind/chink\" sound. Never heard this before on a garbage disposal but also never had a Waste King before. I wish the dishwasher inlet and power cord could be relocatable in some way because not everyone has their dishwasher on the right side of their sink. It seems to power through food well. It's the quietest disposal I've ever used. For the initial test (for leaks and what not), when the unit was on, I poured nearly a gallon of expired milk (was on vacation) down the drain and it seemed to bog down a bit with all of the liquid running through it. Haven't had any problems with food, though, and it crunches through ice without any issues. No leaks from the unit or my plumbing work, so all is well.","Product: Litex Industries - Litex E-UB48BC4C1 Urbana 48-Inch Ceiling Fan with Five Brushed Chrome Blades and Single Light Kit with frosted Glass - The Litex Urbana model offers a unique modern style. The size and shape will compliment most spaces effortlessly. More than just beautiful-they're designed and carefully crafted. This is a fan you can count on for unmatched performance, a great price and easy installation. This 5 brushed chrome blade, ceiling fan is as perfect in any room to give that elegant sleek look. With a modern brushed chrome metal fan body this ceiling fan can enhance your home's decor. The Titan offers down-rod mount only. It also includes a 6-Inch down-rod, the minimum height from floor to fan blades must be 10 feet. The single light fixture kit features frosted glass and uses 1 x 60 watt. max. candelabra bulb (included). The high performance motor delivers powerful air movement with quiet performance so you create a cooling breeze or reverse the direction and use it to circulate warm air throughout the room, two great ways to save energy and keep cool or warm. It also carries a 15 year limited warranty. Litex Industries Engineered for Excellence\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Fan - Moves Air!\n\nReview: Other than the fact that this thing, at full speed, literally sounds like a helicopter (not obnoxously, but it does), this is one of the best fans I've ever installed. The thing moves air like you would not believe! The light is not all that impressive, which is why I'm taking a star off. I'm sure it wouldn't have cost that much more to install a light that isn't TINY. A fan this size will never be used to light a room so small that this light would make sense. I may retrofit an LED light into this area - shouldn't be hard at all. But - good looking fan, built well enough. Uses a .5\" downrod so you'll need to go hunting for one of those like I had to (I needed a 12\", comes with a 6\"). The big box stores only sell .75\" downrods. I was able to get the right size here at Amazon - no problem. Existing wiring was sufficiently long for a 12\" downrod.","Product: We've made our best-selling 90 cfm slim fit bathroom fan even better with the addition of a 13W 2700K led light pad! practical and energy efficient, the ap 90-sl G6 white operates at an exceptional low noise level- just 0.3 sones, is easy to install, and comes with anti-vibration hangar brackets expandable to 24\", rust proof housing, a back draft dampener to prevent outside air from entering fan, 4 and 6 inch duct connector, thermal shut off, and a full six year warranty. The 13W 2700K led light pad fills your bathroom with warm natural light.The fan and light may be wired separately. An efficient and elegant solution to your ventilation and lighting needs; now you have something to sing about in the shower! designed to fit 2\" x 6\" construction or larger and approved for recessed installation in insulated ceilings. AP 90-SL G6 W is etl/cetl listed for use in tub/shower enclosure (when used with gfci branch circuit wiring) to remove moisture right at the source before it becomes a problem in your bathroom.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Not Worth the Price. LED Light Flickers When You Turn On/Off Fan. Light Very Yellow, Not That Bright.\n\nReview: For the price charged for this thing, I'd expect its wiring to be made of this little known metal called COPPER. Instead, they use aluminum. Okay, so they did the math and decided that the 14 AWG aluminum wire they use will be sufficient, right? Something tells me they hit the wrong button on the calculator. Want to know what it is? The LED light, which isn't particularly bright flickers when you turn the fan on or off. Seriously? Yes, seriously. How ridiculous is that? So I get this thing installed, get the wire run to it (which, by the way, is a new run from the breaker box) and flick on the fan. Quiet, except the friggin' flap thing in the vent pipe comes flying out. Okay, fine... I'll check the manual to see how that goes back in. Nope, nothing there. I figured it out eventually and, while doing so, realized how cheaply that flap is installed... couple of plastic rods go into a couple of holes, done. I suppose that's fine and dandy but the $15 helicopter-loud builders' grade fan I have in my basement bathroom is built better in that regard. But, hey, the fan is really quiet... until you put the flappy thing back in, then it gets louder. Still quiet relative to a lot of other fans, sure, but... louder. That sucks. And this brings me to the LED light. The not really that bright, too yellow-tinged LED light. The LED recessed lighting I put in my other bathroom I just finished is a far superior color (between white and yellow, I suppose). This thing looks like headlights on an old car with the battery dying. What a disaster. Now... let's back up a second. I wired this thing properly. Wiring isn't hard. Using aluminum, which is a crap conductor compared to copper, is ridiculous - plus you're not really supposed to be connected two different types of wire together with an electrical current without some of that goop stuff, can't remember the name. Plus sides are that it's just slightly taller than my 2x6 joists and mounts pretty easily. The screws it comes with I wouldn't use to assemble a pinewood derby car, so I used proper screws. But lucky for me, I get to take it down, box it up, and send it back to the cheapskates that made it. Love it when my time is wasted. Just love it.","Product: Peace of mind, all the time. The smartlockPro self-test gfci tests itself even if you forget. Designed to meet the latest ul standard for auto-monitoring (self-test) our complete line of self-test gfcis periodically conduct an automatic internal test to confirm that it can respond to a ground fault. With the slimmest profile on the market, the device allows for fast and easy installation, while Leviton's patented reset lockout mechanism prevents reset of the gfci if it is not wired or operating correctly. The smartlockPro self-test gfci is the smart choice in ground fault circuit interrupter protection.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 20A is a Necessity in Bathrooms\n\nReview: You are required to have 20A by the sink in your bathroom by code (with appropriate wiring). But local places only sell the plugs with a night light built-in in the 15A variety, which just seems totally bass ackwards to me. Why on earth would you ever need a GFCI with a night light anywhere where a 20A plug is NOT required? Laundry room area? Okay, maybe, but that should be 20A as well because it's much the same as a bathroom in terms of potential electrical load, plus the washing machine should be plugged into a single outlet receptacle anyway. Well, whining aside, I'm glad I found this here on Amazon. Only downside of this is that - at least in situations like mine - the nightlight plugs come out from the trim piece a bit more than a non-night light plug. In my case, I put one Leviton nightlight plug and one non-nightlight plug and you can tell the non-nightlight plug comes out less from the trim plate. Not a huge deal but, being me, I notice it.","Product: Eiko's line of original equipment indicator and accent lamps are designed for long and reliable performance. Manufactured to exacting standards, they feature top quality components and are guaranteed to perform like the original. Our metal-based lamps also feature an industry-first, nickel-plated brass base which prevents corrosion and ensures performance. Additionally, each and every lamp is quality tested before it leaves the factory.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Amber is more like \"light orange\"\n\nReview: Amber coloring is almost \"light orange\" instead of a proper deep amber like the factory bulbs were. You can clearly see a difference in \"amber-ness\" from the still-working factory bulb vs. this Eiko bulb. Really not acceptable. I'd actually really like to get my money back on these. No excuse for cheaping-out on the amber coloring - these are INDICATOR bulbs... they need to be a bolt amber color. I can see these fading quickly, too. Additionally, the difference in brightness between the turn signal portion vs. the daytime running light portion is not that great, almost cheap LED bulb-like. The factory bulbs on my car had a much more distinct brightness difference. Unfortunate... I can't recommend these at all."],"string":"[\n \"Product: iON Series 5-Channel Class D Car Amplifier\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Little Amp. Worth Having.\\n\\nReview: I have this hooked up to stock speakers now using stock wiring plus an aftermarket JBL GTO 12\\\" subwoofer at 2-ohms. Source is a Clarion CZ702. Shortly I'll have Polk dB speakers installed in the car but I figure now is a good time as any to give a quick review of this amp. The specifications, especially the S/N ratio, aren't spectacular. Nevertheless, it sounds fine enough and it is indeed tiny. I don't have any noise or hiss and it reaches clipping with the 5V pre-amp signal from my HU at approximately 1/4\\\" plus a teensy bit turn on the gain, which is expected. Due to space requirements, it has to have RCA dongles vs. direct RCA ports on the amp. This was kind of annoying to deal with and make look presentable (even though it will reside under a seat) but it actually saved my but because the location I chose wouldn't have allowed for RCAs directly plugged into the amplifier anyway. Just be prepared to hide and secure six RCA connections somewhere. It is putting out at least more power than my Clarion HU - the stock speakers are not having fun with this amp. I have tuned the amp using a SMD DD-1 so no clipped signals, it's just that the stock speakers get maxed out pretty easily - it's a little funny, actually. The sub channel, for some reason, came with the Bass Boost 100% turned on and the crossover at its lowest Hz setting... I forgot to check this and thought at first the sub channel sucked. But once I fixed that I was surprised. It's not the strongest sub channel on earth, let's be honest. Is it putting out an actual 350 watts? Pff.. I've heard louder at 350 watts but could just be the JBL sub. It does get loud, though. And it's nice it comes with a bass knob - although, like ever other bass knob except JL Audio's, it pretty much is just an on/off switch more or less. Figure I'll come back and report on how it fairs with aftermarket speakers.\",\n \"Product: Since day one, we have spearheaded the car audio revolution. Nothing has changed. Rockford Fosgate is still the global leader in audio innovation and your passion is our purpose. We engineer the best audio systems for your lifestyle!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Starting with a 3... we'll see if it earns more!\\n\\nReview: Got this, installed it, and bam I have alternator whine. This did not exist with a JBL MS-8, AudioControl LCQ-1, or with signal going straight to the amplifiers. Some work to do there to truly figure out what the source of this hellish noise actually is (generally it's a ground issue) but I find it odd that right after installing the 3SIXTY I have alternator whine. So that's problem #1.\\n\\nAfter getting the software installed on my laptop (which doesn't have a CD drive, so I had to download the software from the RF website), I connected it to the 3SIXTY. The software asked if I wanted to upgrade the firmware of the 3SIXTY first thing. I said yes. It did not upgrade - the operation \\\"timed out\\\". Tried again. Timed out. Tried again. Timed out. Used a different USB port, different USB cable, followed some instructions online from someone who had the same issue to reset the device... nothing worked. I simply cannot get the firmware to update. Super.\\n\\nI give up on that and go forth with setting up the unit. That all works just fine enough I guess. Apparently, according to the 3SIXTY, I can only turn the volume on my stock stereo up just over a quarter of the way before the sound becomes less ideal. The MS-8 let me go to 50%. The AudioControl LCQ-1 looked for clipping and I got up to 80% before that happened. Well anyway that sucks... considering I wanted to use my head unit/steering control volume vs. having to us the 3SIXTY's remote control module (which is ridiculously bright blue lights and is kind of confusing to use).\\n\\nOddly, the subwoofer volume control in the virtual remote in the software (which you have to use when connected to a computer) has zero effect on the subwoofer's volume. This makes it impossible for me to adjust the gain vs. volume settings on the remote. Maybe I'm missing something.\\n\\nThe rest of the user interface is fine enough. The black coloring of it is actually nice as it doesn't fatigue the eyes. I'm not a professional tuner but, with the exception of filtering out bass for the speakers, at this point it sounds about the same as what I had in place with my AudioControl LCQ-1 with everything flat on the EQ. That's promising as I have tons of adjustment to do.\\n\\nI haven't tried the time alignment yet but that particular interface is terrible. There needs to be a separate screen for time alignment so it's more graphical. Instead you have a vertical bar to scroll up or down until you find a sweet spot. That's ridiculous. Frankly this thing should have come with auto time alignment. If it did, the JBL MS-8 would be over and the Audison stuff wouldn't have all the cred right now.\\n\\nSo connecting to my stock head unit is temporary. An Alpine is going in and I'll be using RCA cables instead of speakers. We'll see what outcome results from this. Amazon is exchanging the unit for me as the unit was identified as the source of ground loop noise. The amplifier ground to which I also attached the 3SIXTY is fine.\",\n \"Product: 300W XC Series Micro 4-Channel Class-D Compact Design Car Amplifier. Input sensitivity: Low level: 125mV-5V / High level: 250mV-10V. Selectable high-pass filter (60 Hz, 90 Hz, FLAT).\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: It's Alright. The Design Needs Less Accountants and More Users Involved\\n\\nReview: Clarion could have done a MUCH more logical job with the wiring as well as having all wiring going into the unit be connected with like a Delphi connector or something. This would allow me to remove the RCA input cables, which I'm not using, which take up valuable space. The remote turn on wire (which is an INPUT to the amplifier) is on the OUTPUT side of the amplifier. That's really annoying when you're trying to manage clean wiring in a tight space. Finally, the fuse, which is a normal fuse and I shouldn't be complaining about it, is also annoying. Build the fuse into the amplifier, Clarion! It's a nuisance in-line with the wire.\\n\\nSecondly, this is actually quite larger than you think. The Alpine variant is smaller - not that much smaller - but smaller-enough that it fits so much better in a dash. While I was able to squeeze this in my dash just fine, it would have been far easier if the amplifier mounted to a separate mounting plate by sliding in and locking so that I can epoxy or screw in the mounting plate (much lighter), then, when everything is wired up, slide in the amplifier into the plate bracket with a nice locking click.\",\n \"Product: Focal applies the same technology they use in their studio and audiophile-grade home systems to their Integration line of car speakers. Integration IC 165 6-3/4\\\" speaker cones are made of Polyglass, a material that combines the warm sound of cellulose with the strength of glass, for a woofer that plays accurately with no added resonances.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sound Pretty Good off of Factory Power\\n\\nReview: These sound pretty dang good off of factory power (my car has a factory amplifier). The bass tightened up compared to the factory speakers and the highs are certainly more detailed, if not a little brash. I think that'll tone down some (it already has), but it makes sense for speakers located in lower doors. I will eventually put something like 40-50 watts to these, but for now so fa so good. I'm very disappointed that Focal calls these \\\"Integration\\\" and \\\"universal\\\" but does not include appropriately sized 6.75\\\" mounting rings (similar to what comes to Kenwood speakers). Just basic 1/4\\\" plastic rings that will bridge the gap of typically large factory speaker hole cut-outs. I found something made my Metra, but still... annoying. The tweeter on these rotates. I'm not sure why considering it doesn't ANGLE when it rotates (at least not much). Maybe that's just for aesthetics?\",\n \"Product: Metra XSVI-5524-NAV Retention Harness Ford 11-Up\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Left/Right Channel Switched / Cuts Power to Radio\\n\\nReview: The left and right channels on mine are switched for some reason. My head unit (an Alpine) and its harness checks out just fine on a test bench for proper left/right channel and I of course soldered the correct wire colors together - I'm not an idiot. Additionally, my head unit did a hard reset as if it had lost power while at work. I lost 6-hours of tuning and time alignment. I suspect this unit cut the power to the head unit at some point because, as a car audio installer (for a job), I have yet to see an Alpine head unit have switched left/right channels and power issues... ever. That's frankly why I bought an Alpine, over Kenwood and Pioneer, which I have a storied imperfect history with unfortunately.\",\n \"Product: Constructed of durable 1680 denier ballistic fabric with EVA foam backingProtective laptop partments fits 15.6\\\" laptops4 wheels allow user to push or pull in any direction5-stage adjustable handleBlack17\\\" W x 14\\\" H x 7 1/2\\\" D\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Look Like a Nerd, No More Neck Pain\\n\\nReview: After running through Detroit airport to try to catch a flight with my 20 lbs. laptop bag and then, subsequently, having intense neck pain for weeks thereafter, I decided it's time to nerd it up and get myself a roller. What a difference! The handle comes up high enough for me (6' tall) - this might not be the case for anyone much taller. The wheels role smoothly. The compartment options make enough sense not to complain about them much. All I'll say is that it gets annoying to have to open the main zipper end to end just to open the main compartment, which splits the whole suitcase open like a clam shell. It'll sometimes fall over when open like that. But I've learned to live with it and my back and neck thank me. Not bad looking, either. Oh, and it fits (barely) under most airplane seats and in the overhead compartments but if you're not in economy plus or first class, you'll lose under-seat leg room.\",\n \"Product: Who needs a telescope when you have a pair of these sleekly designed wrap-around shades, offering crystal clear BluBlocker vision and a cool space age look that will have you feeling at home on the road or in the planetarium? With lightweight construction, a thin frame and bridge, nylon temple tips and optical hinges, the BluBlocker Stargazers are great-looking and practical. We pretty sure Carl Sagan would have loved them.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Looking, Not Really Great \\\"Sun\\\"glasses\\n\\nReview: These certainly block out blue light - to the point that it looks like police lights are flashing amber instead of flashing blue. But, they don't cut down \\\"brightness\\\" and in fact make everything seem a tad bit brighter. It's a lot like a soft or mellow speaker vs. a harsh or bright speaker - they make everything harsh or bright (which equates to clear but a bit uncomfortable). Perhaps I need to get used to them. Nevertheless, I have phototobia and these work alright on the highway for me but during the day these are pretty much useless - I need something that dims/reduces light. They look good on my face (everything does, though... kidding) and are of average durability (nothing special there). They're comfortable and average weight, I'd say. The lenses, only based on the angle you're looking at them from, have a bit of fade from top to bottom (darker on top).\",\n \"Product: KC HiLiTES 775 3x5 Black 55w Wide Beam Driving Light System includes two fully assembled lights and a complete wiring harness with illuminated switch. This lighting system is intended to provide a wider spread beam pattern for additional width to maximize side to side visibility and is backed by KCs 23 year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Set. Seem Like Good Quality. Bright. Switch They Provide Kinda Sucks.\\n\\nReview: Believe it or not I installed these on a Kia Spectra and they do indeed light the left and right side of the road much better. They're really low toward the ground on the low bumper so I'm not getting a whole lot of distance forward but I'm fine with that - they really brighten up the stock headlight pattern going forward to the point that it looks like I have white HIDs. Installation wasn't too painful although I'd really rather there be an option to use 3 or 4 small bolts to mount vs. the big bolt down the middle - that would have made me life easier. Also, it'd be helpful if these came with a template sheet that you can cut out so you can mirror image their location on both sides of the car to get them even. I made one - not hard - but still. It doesn't come with nearly enough zip ties for a proper job and the switch doesn't mount recessed into an existing interior panel but minor issue. I'd worry about having enough wire to the lights from the relay in a pickup truck if you intend to mount them to a lower bumper. I used every bit of wire on the passenger side in an itty bitty Kia Spectra (but I also ran the wires so they were very well hidden, so...).\",\n \"Product: Richmond Gear 83-1044-B\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not For a Harley IMO\\n\\nReview: Bought this to try out because Royal Purple gets such rave reviews. There are two 20W50 formulas from Royal Purple, but I had a hard time discerning what the difference actually is, so I got this one (cheaper). Compared to Mobil 1 20W50, my motorcycle runs hotter and the valve train makes more noise. After about 2500 mi., I drained it out and put Mobil 1 back in. Much better. Also, the oil causes the engine to produce a \\\"sweet\\\" smell. This is normal according to Royal Purple and due to its formula, but, mixed with exhaust, it smells awful. My bike doesn't burn oil... it's just the smell Royal Purple is associated with. I don't like it. Also, Royal Purple oil new is very dark (and dark purple). Mobil 1 is the standard synthetic light brown/amber color. At least I can tell with Mobil 1 that the oil is contaminated - it turns dark, not starts dark. Not a fan, and will use the rest of my bottles in the primary or hand it over to friends who are willing to trust it. I'm sure it's fine, but not for me.\",\n \"Product: Quiet baffle for Shortshots Staggered by Vance & Hines\\nSold Each .Image is for reference only. Actual product may vary.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 2009 Street Bob with Stage III 103\\\"\\n\\nReview: They quieted down my 103\\\" Stage III with 10:1 compression a little bit, which got really loud compared to the original 96\\\". I'm using them on Sideshots, not Shortshots. I noticed a small power loss when installing these in the top end but if you drill a hole down the middle about the size of a pen, that power mostly comes back (seat of pants dyno) and the bike stays just as quiet. Drill/modify at your own risk! These baffles mostly reduced the idle slap/rasp sound and muffled the overall sound as if you put your hand in front, but not on, your lips when talking (like when you have food in your mouth). I was hoping for quieter but I'm not sure you'll do much better with the QQ baffles that are far more expensive. And, yes, they are a nightmare to install. If you replace the white insulation material with metal mesh wrap cloth (whatever that is technically called) the baffles are easier to install and are a bit quieter (so I hear). You can get it at the hardware store (it's gray, not white).\",\n \"Product: DU-HA Storage Systems - Whether you're a contractor, sportsman or simply someone looking for a great way to organize your pickup truck and keep your gear safe and out of sight, the DU-HA is perfect for you. The DU-HA allows you to store your gear, guns, power tools, tow ropes, tie down straps, first aid kit, tackle, bungee straps, hats, boots, gloves, chains, jumper cables, and so much more safely and securely under or behind the back seat of your truck. The DU-HA includes a 2 piece gun rack/organizer, so you can safely store your guns in their upright position. The organizers/gun racks are easily removable so you can store larger items if youd like. The DU-HA acts as a legal gun case in most states and carries 2-4 guns depending on the model of your truck. Most DU-HAs can be installed quickly and easily in under 10 minutes. Many models are available in matching interior colors, so the Du-HA will blend in seamlessly with your trucks interior and have a factory feel. The DU-HA is constructed from heavy duty polyethylene, is Made in the USA, and has a lifetime warranty. **IMPORTANT Fitment info Fits 07-13 Chevy/GMC Silverado/Sierra Extended Cab. Please be sure to specify your year/make/model vehicle using the Find Parts at the top of the product page to make sure it fits **\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: For the price I paid, I should have gotten something nicer... but it's the best of the options\\n\\nReview: For some reason, Chevrolet decided to make the underside of the rear seat completely useless by elevating the floor like a freakin' pyramid. So I decided to get an underseat storage unit. This is the best of the three options (OEM, Husky, and this). The problem is, this is really just a single wall plastic bin. It's stiff, but not stuff to the point where I'm thinking I got my money's worth. It doesn't really even look that amazing, to be honest (homemade looking). The dividers are a straight joke - honestly... for $180 I should be able to have \\\"click-in\\\" dividers vs. a foam pad and plastic thing that sort of pressure fits in there which means it pressures itself right out of its location. I don't use it as a gun rack and I'd argue most people don't, so a sturdier divider should have been obvious to Du-Ha here. Ohwell... still the best option.\",\n \"Product: DU-HA Storage Systems - Whether you're a contractor, sportsman or simply someone looking for a great way to organize your pickup truck and keep your gear safe and out of sight, the DU-HA is perfect for you. The DU-HA allows you to store your gear, guns, power tools, tow ropes, tie down straps, first aid kit, tackle, bungee straps, hats, boots, gloves, chains, jumper cables, and so much more safely and securely under or behind the back seat of your truck. The DU-HA includes a 2 piece gun rack/organizer, so you can safely store your guns in their upright position. The organizers/gun racks are easily removable so you can store larger items if youd like. The DU-HA acts as a legal gun case in most states and carries 2-4 guns depending on the model of your truck. Most DU-HAs can be installed quickly and easily in under 10 minutes. Many models are available in matching interior colors, so the Du-HA will blend in seamlessly with your trucks interior and have a factory feel. The DU-HA is constructed from heavy duty polyethylene, is Made in the USA, and has a lifetime warranty. **IMPORTANT Fitment info Fits 07-13 Chevy/GMC Silverado/Sierra Extended Cab. Please be sure to specify your year/make/model vehicle using the Find Parts at the top of the product page to make sure it fits **\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: For the price I paid, I should have gotten something nicer... but it's the best of the options\\n\\nReview: For some reason, Chevrolet decided to make the underside of the rear seat completely useless by elevating the floor like a freakin' pyramid. So I decided to get an underseat storage unit. This is the best of the three options (OEM, Husky, and this). The problem is, this is really just a single wall plastic bin. It's stiff, but not stuff to the point where I'm thinking I got my money's worth. It doesn't really even look that amazing, to be honest (homemade looking). The dividers are a straight joke - honestly... for $180 I should be able to have \\\"click-in\\\" dividers vs. a foam pad and plastic thing that sort of pressure fits in there which means it pressures itself right out of its location. I don't use it as a gun rack and I'd argue most people don't, so a sturdier divider should have been obvious to Du-Ha here. Ohwell... still the best option.\",\n \"Product: This is the original Mityvac hand vacuum pump kit used by service professionals worldwide for performing hundreds of automotive diagnostic and mechanical tests and for one-person brake bleeding. The MV8000 kit contains our most popular Selectline hand vacuum pump with vacuum gauge and accessories.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: If you get it to pull vacuum, sucks in air from somewhere...\\n\\nReview: I go to use this to bleed my car's brakes and, once I finally figured out how to get the cup to seal so I could pull vacuum, I could only get very little fluid and a bunch of air bubbles from the bleeder screw. I tried smaller line around the bleeder screw, the 90-degree adapter it comes with... it would not just pull fluid smoothly, vacuum would be lost mostly to air that I imagine was getting sucked in at the nipple. I couldn't seal it for the life of me. I don't understand why I do exactly what everyone on the YouTube does with this thing and it just pulls air bubbles and SOME liquid. I resorted to just doing the one-man pump, lock the pedal in place, and walk back to bleed approach and all four wheels took less time to accomplish that way than the time I spent trying to get this thing to work for me. Very disappointed. And no, I didn't have that much air in my system to be pulling out air bubbles. I was just putting new fluid in as part of regular maintenance.\",\n \"Product: Boomerang Armrest Console (w/ Cup Holder) for the 2011 Ford Fiesta. Specifically designed for the North American spec 2011 Ford Fiesta! The superior quality and look of this armrest provide the finishing touch to the Fiesta's interior. Seamless integrattion with the center console and color matched upholstery provide an unrivaled OEM factory appearance. Designed for use in all 2011 Fiesta models with Cashmere interior.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Built Well. Mounts Solid.\\n\\nReview: Built really well. Some of the plastic isn't cut to absolute perfection where the hinge is but I'll never notice, once installed. The top part could be a little bit \\\"softer\\\" (from a cushioning perspective) but it certainly beats not having an armrest in the first place. The approach taken for mounting is excellent. Screwing to metal that is itself screwed to the car is a must for something that's going to carry my gold bricks... I mean my arm. Plus it doesn't make any stupid rattling sound being mounted so well. Good stuff. If it starts to fall apart, the only place I can see that happening would be the \\\"leather\\\" wrapping on top or the clip that locks the door down.\\n\\nCertainly not much space but I didn't buy it for more space, per say.\",\n \"Product: HPS - High Performance Street disc brake pads are world renowned for increasing stopping power on your street legal vehicle. Increasing the performance of your vehicles braking system is easy when you choose Hawk Performances HPS braking compound. This unique Ferro-Carbon formula was developed for street performance using the safety and quality of Aerospace and Motorsports severe-duty friction technology. The High Performance Street compound offers a higher coefficient of friction over stock brake pads and can provide you 20-40 percent more stopping power and higher resistance to brake fade than most standard replacement pads. Less fade means youll have a highly durable brake pad with less brake dust.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Improved Brake Performance A Lot\\n\\nReview: I've installed a set of these Hawk HPS brake pads on the front of my 2005 Subaru Legacy GT. I chose to replace the perfectly good OEM pads because of a mushy brake feel, disgraceful brake performance, horrible stopping power in cold, wet conditions, and lots of brake dust. These pads are like night and day! After bedding, my brakes have feel, predictability, and a lot more stopping power. I finally feel confident when driving in a spirited fashion. After installing, bedding, and testing these pads I later bled the brake fluid and that made an additional (but minor) improvement in brake feel too, which really tells me it is these pads that are giving me the (finally) great brake feel and power I demand in a sport sedan. I give these 4 stars because I'm not thrilled that the pads taper off on both ends to such a large degree. This seems to make it such that, until the pad wears down, 70% of the pad actually touches the rotor. I'd rather have more pad on the rotor but regardless, these pads rock! I am not a paid sponsor and I did not buy these from Amazon.com.\",\n \"Product: 215/55R17 General Altimax RT43 94V BSW\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Grip, Loud and Annoying Sound on Highway\\n\\nReview: These are probably better suited to a small car-based SUV like a Jeep Liberty than they are the Toyota Camry SE that I chose them for. They have an almost rugged tread pattern in-person and boy do they sound like it. I use my car mostly to drive from Atlanta to Charlotte and I actually am now wearing over-ear sound blockers because these make just the right noise that drills straight through my head. It's a very prominant white/pink noise - imagine yourself in a Jeep with loud off-road tires, then just imagine if that sound was being listened to through a tin can. If I could return them at this point and exchange for some Pirelli Cinturato P7s or Michelin MXV4s, both of which I know are much quieter and have all the grip you could need, I would. I bought these due to the price and I believed the many reviews that said they were quiet. These are louder than the garbage Nexen tires that were on my car when I bought them. The grip in the rain is wonderful, though, and the dry grip is as good as the best of them, I'm sure. Steering is a little on the light side and the tires seem to settle into grooves vs. being smooth across the rotation of the steering wheel, but the tires could be exacerbating a characteristic of the car. If you're car is better sound damped and you have heavier steering than a Toyota Camry, these are probably a good choice then.\",\n \"Product: Lana Del Rey will release her upcoming fourth LP, Honeymoon, which is expected on September 18th. Her synth-driven new single, High By The Beach was released on August 10th and is the follow up to her last single, Honeymoon, which takes a more orchestral approach. The singer revealed the album title to Billboard in January. It's very different from the last one and similar to the first two, Born to Die and Paradise, she said. Last year, Del Rey released Ultraviolence and contributed 2 songs Big Eyes and I Can Fly to the Tim Burton film Big Eyes as well as songs to the film, Age of Adeline starring Blake Lively.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: High on the Beach is a good one. Freak is good\\n\\nReview: As per usual, they have recorded her voice through (seemingly) a Toys R Us vox machine. This is apparent on some songs more than others, which ruins the song. Listening to Lana Del Rey on a high end stereo setup is ear torture as a result of them doing this. Let's here her voice, please. On average I'd say the songs are about a 7 out of 10. High on the Beach is a good one. Freak is good, too. The Blackest Day is also good. The lyrics in, I think it was, Music to Watch Boys to or Salvatore (can't remember exactly) weren't flowing well, too little rhyming/poetry. Not a bad album... just wish they'd record her without the vocal distortion that seems to be present.\",\n \"Product: Waste King L-8000: 1 horsepower garbage disposal with pre-installed power cord and sound insulation. Energy efficient permanent magnet motor and stainless steel swivel impellers reduce jamming. Fast and easy to install with a removable splashguard that is easy to clean and replace. Rust and corrosion-proof glass-filled nylon grind chamber and drain housing with stainless steel grinding components. Continuous feed technology. Front-mounted reset button for easy use. Safe to use with properly-sized septic tanks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Installed easily, seems to be working well, but...\\n\\nReview: When I turn it on, there's a sort of super quick \\\"grind/chink\\\" sound. Never heard this before on a garbage disposal but also never had a Waste King before. I wish the dishwasher inlet and power cord could be relocatable in some way because not everyone has their dishwasher on the right side of their sink. It seems to power through food well. It's the quietest disposal I've ever used. For the initial test (for leaks and what not), when the unit was on, I poured nearly a gallon of expired milk (was on vacation) down the drain and it seemed to bog down a bit with all of the liquid running through it. Haven't had any problems with food, though, and it crunches through ice without any issues. No leaks from the unit or my plumbing work, so all is well.\",\n \"Product: Litex Industries - Litex E-UB48BC4C1 Urbana 48-Inch Ceiling Fan with Five Brushed Chrome Blades and Single Light Kit with frosted Glass - The Litex Urbana model offers a unique modern style. The size and shape will compliment most spaces effortlessly. More than just beautiful-they're designed and carefully crafted. This is a fan you can count on for unmatched performance, a great price and easy installation. This 5 brushed chrome blade, ceiling fan is as perfect in any room to give that elegant sleek look. With a modern brushed chrome metal fan body this ceiling fan can enhance your home's decor. The Titan offers down-rod mount only. It also includes a 6-Inch down-rod, the minimum height from floor to fan blades must be 10 feet. The single light fixture kit features frosted glass and uses 1 x 60 watt. max. candelabra bulb (included). The high performance motor delivers powerful air movement with quiet performance so you create a cooling breeze or reverse the direction and use it to circulate warm air throughout the room, two great ways to save energy and keep cool or warm. It also carries a 15 year limited warranty. Litex Industries Engineered for Excellence\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Fan - Moves Air!\\n\\nReview: Other than the fact that this thing, at full speed, literally sounds like a helicopter (not obnoxously, but it does), this is one of the best fans I've ever installed. The thing moves air like you would not believe! The light is not all that impressive, which is why I'm taking a star off. I'm sure it wouldn't have cost that much more to install a light that isn't TINY. A fan this size will never be used to light a room so small that this light would make sense. I may retrofit an LED light into this area - shouldn't be hard at all. But - good looking fan, built well enough. Uses a .5\\\" downrod so you'll need to go hunting for one of those like I had to (I needed a 12\\\", comes with a 6\\\"). The big box stores only sell .75\\\" downrods. I was able to get the right size here at Amazon - no problem. Existing wiring was sufficiently long for a 12\\\" downrod.\",\n \"Product: We've made our best-selling 90 cfm slim fit bathroom fan even better with the addition of a 13W 2700K led light pad! practical and energy efficient, the ap 90-sl G6 white operates at an exceptional low noise level- just 0.3 sones, is easy to install, and comes with anti-vibration hangar brackets expandable to 24\\\", rust proof housing, a back draft dampener to prevent outside air from entering fan, 4 and 6 inch duct connector, thermal shut off, and a full six year warranty. The 13W 2700K led light pad fills your bathroom with warm natural light.The fan and light may be wired separately. An efficient and elegant solution to your ventilation and lighting needs; now you have something to sing about in the shower! designed to fit 2\\\" x 6\\\" construction or larger and approved for recessed installation in insulated ceilings. AP 90-SL G6 W is etl/cetl listed for use in tub/shower enclosure (when used with gfci branch circuit wiring) to remove moisture right at the source before it becomes a problem in your bathroom.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Worth the Price. LED Light Flickers When You Turn On/Off Fan. Light Very Yellow, Not That Bright.\\n\\nReview: For the price charged for this thing, I'd expect its wiring to be made of this little known metal called COPPER. Instead, they use aluminum. Okay, so they did the math and decided that the 14 AWG aluminum wire they use will be sufficient, right? Something tells me they hit the wrong button on the calculator. Want to know what it is? The LED light, which isn't particularly bright flickers when you turn the fan on or off. Seriously? Yes, seriously. How ridiculous is that? So I get this thing installed, get the wire run to it (which, by the way, is a new run from the breaker box) and flick on the fan. Quiet, except the friggin' flap thing in the vent pipe comes flying out. Okay, fine... I'll check the manual to see how that goes back in. Nope, nothing there. I figured it out eventually and, while doing so, realized how cheaply that flap is installed... couple of plastic rods go into a couple of holes, done. I suppose that's fine and dandy but the $15 helicopter-loud builders' grade fan I have in my basement bathroom is built better in that regard. But, hey, the fan is really quiet... until you put the flappy thing back in, then it gets louder. Still quiet relative to a lot of other fans, sure, but... louder. That sucks. And this brings me to the LED light. The not really that bright, too yellow-tinged LED light. The LED recessed lighting I put in my other bathroom I just finished is a far superior color (between white and yellow, I suppose). This thing looks like headlights on an old car with the battery dying. What a disaster. Now... let's back up a second. I wired this thing properly. Wiring isn't hard. Using aluminum, which is a crap conductor compared to copper, is ridiculous - plus you're not really supposed to be connected two different types of wire together with an electrical current without some of that goop stuff, can't remember the name. Plus sides are that it's just slightly taller than my 2x6 joists and mounts pretty easily. The screws it comes with I wouldn't use to assemble a pinewood derby car, so I used proper screws. But lucky for me, I get to take it down, box it up, and send it back to the cheapskates that made it. Love it when my time is wasted. Just love it.\",\n \"Product: Peace of mind, all the time. The smartlockPro self-test gfci tests itself even if you forget. Designed to meet the latest ul standard for auto-monitoring (self-test) our complete line of self-test gfcis periodically conduct an automatic internal test to confirm that it can respond to a ground fault. With the slimmest profile on the market, the device allows for fast and easy installation, while Leviton's patented reset lockout mechanism prevents reset of the gfci if it is not wired or operating correctly. The smartlockPro self-test gfci is the smart choice in ground fault circuit interrupter protection.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 20A is a Necessity in Bathrooms\\n\\nReview: You are required to have 20A by the sink in your bathroom by code (with appropriate wiring). But local places only sell the plugs with a night light built-in in the 15A variety, which just seems totally bass ackwards to me. Why on earth would you ever need a GFCI with a night light anywhere where a 20A plug is NOT required? Laundry room area? Okay, maybe, but that should be 20A as well because it's much the same as a bathroom in terms of potential electrical load, plus the washing machine should be plugged into a single outlet receptacle anyway. Well, whining aside, I'm glad I found this here on Amazon. Only downside of this is that - at least in situations like mine - the nightlight plugs come out from the trim piece a bit more than a non-night light plug. In my case, I put one Leviton nightlight plug and one non-nightlight plug and you can tell the non-nightlight plug comes out less from the trim plate. Not a huge deal but, being me, I notice it.\",\n \"Product: Eiko's line of original equipment indicator and accent lamps are designed for long and reliable performance. Manufactured to exacting standards, they feature top quality components and are guaranteed to perform like the original. Our metal-based lamps also feature an industry-first, nickel-plated brass base which prevents corrosion and ensures performance. Additionally, each and every lamp is quality tested before it leaves the factory.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Amber is more like \\\"light orange\\\"\\n\\nReview: Amber coloring is almost \\\"light orange\\\" instead of a proper deep amber like the factory bulbs were. You can clearly see a difference in \\\"amber-ness\\\" from the still-working factory bulb vs. this Eiko bulb. Really not acceptable. I'd actually really like to get my money back on these. No excuse for cheaping-out on the amber coloring - these are INDICATOR bulbs... they need to be a bolt amber color. I can see these fading quickly, too. Additionally, the difference in brightness between the turn signal portion vs. the daytime running light portion is not that great, almost cheap LED bulb-like. The factory bulbs on my car had a much more distinct brightness difference. Unfortunate... I can't recommend these at all.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":22,"string":"22"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":198,"string":"198"}}},{"rowIdx":199,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1ARHZTPIWG49I"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"BUST is a groundbreaking, independently run women's lifestyle magazine that connects with bright, cutting-edge young women. Fierce, funny, and proud to be female, its revolutionary editorial mix addresses a variety of women's interests, including pop culture, crafting, music, fashion, sex, news and celebrity interviews.\". The summary of the review text is \"Fun, very liberal, not academic\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"About every four months or so I pick up an issue of Bust. It's not something I'd like to read on a regular basis, as I find any pop culture commentary to be a bit preachy, but this is a fun magazine with a sense of humor (Praise be!). Every issue features an interesting interview: Amy Sedaris, Tina Fey, etc. Nothing is overly examined; if you want a really thought provoking magazine, I'd subscribe to Ms., but I like Bust's writing because it is accessable and less angry and frustrated than Bitch--a comparable magazine. It also has a terrific column by writer Ayun Halliday (No Touch Monkey and East Village Inky), which usually cracks me up. In addition, you can usually find liberal join-up type articles as well as personal essays. Babes in Toyland is one of Bust's larger sponsors, so there are lots of articles on pleasuring yourself, vibrators, and getting in touch with your inner-inner woman. I think in terms of tone that Bust lies somewhere between Jane and Budget Living (sounds crazy, but it's true), with the obvious feminist bent. I really appreciate that it's not anti-male, too."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"About every four months or so I pick up an issue of Bust. It's not something I'd like to read on a regular basis, as I find any pop culture commentary to be a bit preachy, but this is a fun magazine with a sense of humor (Praise be!). Every issue features an interesting interview: Amy Sedaris, Tina Fey, etc. Nothing is overly examined; if you want a really thought provoking magazine, I'd subscribe to Ms., but I like Bust's writing because it is accessable and less angry and frustrated than Bitch--a comparable magazine. It also has a terrific column by writer Ayun Halliday (No Touch Monkey and East Village Inky), which usually cracks me up. In addition, you can usually find liberal join-up type articles as well as personal essays. Babes in Toyland is one of Bust's larger sponsors, so there are lots of articles on pleasuring yourself, vibrators, and getting in touch with your inner-inner woman. I think in terms of tone that Bust lies somewhere between Jane and Budget Living (sounds crazy, but it's true), with the obvious feminist bent. I really appreciate that it's not anti-male, too."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Harper's BAZAAR, the fashion authority, brings you the latest new looks from the hottest designers. You'll get 12 beautiful issues a year full of best dressed secrets, must-haves and great finds. Experience the best in style and beauty with Harper's BAZAAR.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Better writing, more hard-core fashion\n\nReview: When funds were tight I had a difficult time deciding which magazine subscriptions to keep. Each women's magazine has a slightly different feel in the writing, though with increased competition, these styles seem to be in flux. I finally decided that I preferred the writing in Bazaar and was getting tired of what I felt was Vogue's Cosmopolitan attempt to catch a larger readership (if I want to subscribe to Cosmo, I'll bloody well subscribe). The featured designers are more cutting edge and less mainstream than what is found in Vogue. It's a bit snottier (though there are far snottier magazines if you are looking for extreme fashions). Among my complaints: Bazaar is an obviously thinner magazine, and while most of Vogue's content is adverts, it does seem to have more articles. Another item that I find highly irritating, is Bazaar's society items. I really don't give a ---- who is wearing what at what charity gala, especially when I don't play footsies with these people. Those complaints aside, this is still my favorite fashion magazine.","Product: Add sparkle to any project with this brilliant coral reef glitter set. Use the complementary colors in this 3-pack with our stamps and glue pad (sold separately) to create dazzling designs. Includes 0.37-ounce vials of fine kunzite, rubellite, and tourmaline glitter, and a 0.18 fl.-ounce tube of our glittering glue.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful subtle shading differences and very fine particles\n\nReview: When I bought these I wondered if I was being silly--is there really a difference in glitter products? Yes. There is. This is finer than most glitter products and the shading is more subtle. Really beautiful colors.\n\nI used it with a variety of glues and for a variety of projects. I did find that using Krylon's matte clear spray worked very well and has held up the best. We used it on a pair of shoes that needed some glam. I sprayed first, then shook glitter on, then sprayed again. A final coat of spray seemed to be key in keeping the glitter in place and this was probably our least messy, least glitter-shedding project.\n\nJust as a warning: because it's so fine the glitter is extremely hard to contain. You're going to find it EVERYWHERE despite your best efforts.","Product: Cernit is a popular modeling clay that is easy to work, right out of the package. No other polymer clay will give you the translucence you get with Cernit and its high tensile strength allows you to work with the thinnest imaginable pieces. Finished projects have a warmth and realism impossible to achieve with other clays. It can make dolls look life-like and all finished pieces cure to a porcelain-like appearance. The 17.5 oz.(500 gram) package contains the most popular doll flesh color. Cernit heat-sets quickly in your oven in only 15-30 minutes at 215-270 degrees Farenheit and when hard it can be sanded, carved or filed. It can also be added to, even after baking, provided it has not been painted or varnished. If stored in a cool area, unused, Cernit will remain workable for more than a year, even out of the package.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy to use--better than Sculpey or Fimo\n\nReview: Cernit is favored by most high-end OOAK (one of a kind) doll-makers. It has a porcelain like quality when baked.\n\nWhat separates Cernit from the other polymer clays is its ease of use with tiny details. It feels slightly oily in comparison to Sculpey or Fimo, allowing you actually smear it over already baked structures without \"pulling\" and having it roll off. Once baked, you can carve and sand it, and it seems to cut pretty cleanly without chipping. Many people use Genesis heat-drying oil paints as finishing touches on their Cernit dolls.\n\nCons: like any polymer, it picks up dust and any teeny hairs or fabric pieces--you need to be very meticulous with your workspace. It's also very easy to overbake. Unless your oven is well-calibrated or you have an internal thermometer, it's often advised to bake longer at a slightly lower temperature than recommended. The \"flesh\" tone is slightly darker than I anticipated. If you are interested in making caucasian dolls/fairies, then I would suggest using the porcelain tone and blushing it after it's been baked. There's a darker brown flesh for darker skins.\n\n**If you're interested in art dolls or doll-making, I'd suggest doing a search for \"Cernit, OOAK, dolls, fairies\"--some of the artists out there are extremely talented.","Product: Discover the difference that freshly ground beans make to your coffee, with the Supreme Grind Automatic Burr Mill! The elegant brushed stainless steel Cuisinart burr mill boasts 18 levels to grind your coffee beans, from ultra-fine to extra-coarse. With an automatic stop, your beans are guaranteed to be consistently ground to the right grade, maximizing the oils, aromas, and flavors for a better cup of coffee. Grind enough coffee to make 4-18 cups, and store any remaining grounds in the chamber.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good grind, but shriekingly noisy.\n\nReview: Finally succumbed to purchasing a larger coffee mill and I'm glad I did. The Cuisinart DBM has proven to be a reliable purchase and I love the grind choices it offers.\n\nPROS:\n--Excellent grind capabilities. I use a pretty fine setting and overall I am satisfied.\n--Ease of use: just turn the grind dial to any of the settings and pour the coffee beans in the top. I like the dial that is built into the base of the bean funnel. Great design feature and I think it's smarter than having a knob at the base.\n--Not ugly...though certainly not a \"cute\" appliance\n--Very stable. The base has a suction like adherence, rubber at bottom.\n\nCONS:\n--Extremely noisy and the pitch is harsh. Sometimes I try to muffle it with a handtowel. A difficult AM noise before your cup of joe!\n--Some pros could be considered cons. The machine is stable in part due to its weight. So it's a little hefty for an appliance this size.\n--As another reviewer mentioned, the plastic catch for the finished grind does attract fine coffee dust/grounds because of static electricity, making it harder to clean. Pretty minor, though. I just give it a good tamping against the counter and I get all the grounds in one place.\n--It may be difficult to clean. I know this might be disgusting, but we've had ours for five months and I've yet to feel the need to clean. However, other users commented that it's difficult to get all of the grains from the smaller interior bits.\n\nAn inexpensive and practical machine. I'm happy with my purchase and expect to be using it for several years. Do shop around first. The standard price seems to be under 50.","Product: For a better result in your weight lose\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Gimmicky, but it does the job\n\nReview: I was avoiding the small steppers, but finally found myself desperate for another exercise machine that wouldn't crowd our already claustrophobic apartment. Compared to a real stair machine that you'd find in a healthclub, I'd give this a 2-3 star rating, but that doesn't seem fair. The Mini Step & Flex has the obvious drawbacks--the design of the display is incredibly cheap and there is no way to increase the tension or workout, other than stepping faster or using weights. I don't know if it's worth more than 70 dollars, and I've seen the same model advertised elsewhere for less. It's pretty easy to find used models for sale since most people just buy it as a gimmick (it's got that \"Thigh Master appeal\"). Which is exactly what I was most wary of--paying for something I wouldn't use. Fortunately, I do. But sheer desperation and an overhwelming love of pizza drove me to it. I feel a smidgen less guilty about takeout food...and hey, that counts for a lot, no?","Product: Popular stars Steve Zahn (FORCES OF NATURE, YOU'VE GOT MAIL, OUT OF SIGHT), Jeremy Northam (AN IDEAL HUSBAND, MIMIC), and William H. Macy (MYSTERY MEN, A CIVIL ACTION, FARGO) enliven a hilarious comedy where a case of mistaken identity leads to a beauty of a con game! When escaped convicts Harry Sawyer (Northam) and Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. (Zahn) are pulled over in the town of Happy, Texas ... while driving a stolen Winnebago ... they think they are being arrested. Rather, they're immediately welcomed as the vehicle's owners: a gay couple who've come to orchestrate the \"Little Miss Fresh-Squeezed Pre-Teen\" beauty pageant! Not ones to let a good con pass them by, the pair don't hesitate to adopt flamboyant new personalities ... and quickly meet with outrageously unpredictable consequences! With a great cast of stars playing an unusually offbeat collection of characters -- you'll be more than happy you picked up this laugh-out-loud comedy treat!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Steve Zahn's brilliant dance interpretation--a charming little film\n\nReview: Happy, Texas is a quick, easy film with expected twists, but made memorable by a very charming cast. Steve Zahn and Jeremy Northam star as two thieves who are mistaken for pageant directors. Northam's Harry is the slick brains of the operation, while Zahn's Wayne is a slow, misunderstood brick of a man. While trying to come up with a feasible plan for robbing the local bank, the men find themselves more and more involved with the outcome of the upcoming pageant and their relationship with the residents of Happy, Texas. The beautiful Ally Walker co-stars as the local bank manager and Ileana Douglas is the wide-eyed pageant attendant who nearly bursts into frightened tears after watching Zahn's dance demonstration.\n\nIt is a cute film and mostly just yuk-yuk laughs (typical mistaken identity comedy), but Steve Zahn elevates the movie with his sincerely spastic attempts to connect with the young girls as the pageant dance choreographer. I was snorting I was laughing so hard. Some mad comic energy, yet lacking that horrible self-aware Jim Carrey style--sweet, quirky, and over the top. I was reminded of Corky St. Clair in Waiting for Guffman (another brilliant pageantry comedy).\n\nMr. Zahn, I make one mean cup of coffee. If you're ever in my neighborhood...","Product: From Stephen Frears, the Oscar(R)-nominated director of THE GRIFTERS (Best Director, 1990) and DANGEROUS LIAISONS, DIRTY PRETTY THINGS stars Audrey Tautou (AMLIE) in a harrowing tale of struggle and survival for two immigrants who learn that everything is for sale in London's secret underworld! Part of an invisible working class, Nigerian exile Okwe (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and Turkish chambermaid Senay (Tautou) toil at a west London hotel that is full of illegal activity. Then late one night Okwe makes a shocking discovery, which creates an impossible dilemma and tests the limits of all they know! Honored with numerous European film awards and nominations -- including wins at the London Critics Circle Film Awards and the Venice Film Festival -- you'll find this gritty urban thriller to be thoroughly engrossing and impossible to forget!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great acting, some plot malfunction\n\nReview: Chiwetel Ejiofor and Audrey Tatou star in this dark mystery that takes place in London's underbelly. Ejiofor is Okwe, a Nigerian doctor who has illegally imigrated and must work two jobs--as a cab driver and a hotel clerk--to make ends meet. Tatou is Senay, a young Turkish woman, who is still working on the equivalent of a \"green card\" and does not yet have citizen status. Senay works at the same hotel as Okwe and lets him rent space in her apartment. Both are tightly wound and neither are entirely comfortable with the others' presence.\n\nWhen Okwe finds a heart in one of the hotel's toilets during his shift, he is shocked and upset. He tells the hotel manager what he has found, only to be told that he should ignore it. Inevitably Okwe finds himself in the middle of a sordid business and blackmail, with Senay caught up as well.\n\nI hate to be vague about the plot, but I don't want to spoil it either. There are, however, a few loose ends, which ended up bothering me long after I was done watching the movie. The acting makes up for it and Ejiofor's acting alone deserves five stars. His eyes are so communicative and you can really feel the weight of his sense of duty and his powerlessness as an illegal alien. I appreciated the way the movie makes you think about people in menial jobs--doesn't do to underestimate the people around you--though I think the message was a little heavy handed right at the end. Tatou is also very good and the character of Senay is very, very different from that of Amelie. Some great supporting characters, including Juliette the prostitue, played by Sophia Okonedo, whom I hope I'll see in more movies."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Harper's BAZAAR, the fashion authority, brings you the latest new looks from the hottest designers. You'll get 12 beautiful issues a year full of best dressed secrets, must-haves and great finds. Experience the best in style and beauty with Harper's BAZAAR.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Better writing, more hard-core fashion\\n\\nReview: When funds were tight I had a difficult time deciding which magazine subscriptions to keep. Each women's magazine has a slightly different feel in the writing, though with increased competition, these styles seem to be in flux. I finally decided that I preferred the writing in Bazaar and was getting tired of what I felt was Vogue's Cosmopolitan attempt to catch a larger readership (if I want to subscribe to Cosmo, I'll bloody well subscribe). The featured designers are more cutting edge and less mainstream than what is found in Vogue. It's a bit snottier (though there are far snottier magazines if you are looking for extreme fashions). Among my complaints: Bazaar is an obviously thinner magazine, and while most of Vogue's content is adverts, it does seem to have more articles. Another item that I find highly irritating, is Bazaar's society items. I really don't give a ---- who is wearing what at what charity gala, especially when I don't play footsies with these people. Those complaints aside, this is still my favorite fashion magazine.\",\n \"Product: Add sparkle to any project with this brilliant coral reef glitter set. Use the complementary colors in this 3-pack with our stamps and glue pad (sold separately) to create dazzling designs. Includes 0.37-ounce vials of fine kunzite, rubellite, and tourmaline glitter, and a 0.18 fl.-ounce tube of our glittering glue.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful subtle shading differences and very fine particles\\n\\nReview: When I bought these I wondered if I was being silly--is there really a difference in glitter products? Yes. There is. This is finer than most glitter products and the shading is more subtle. Really beautiful colors.\\n\\nI used it with a variety of glues and for a variety of projects. I did find that using Krylon's matte clear spray worked very well and has held up the best. We used it on a pair of shoes that needed some glam. I sprayed first, then shook glitter on, then sprayed again. A final coat of spray seemed to be key in keeping the glitter in place and this was probably our least messy, least glitter-shedding project.\\n\\nJust as a warning: because it's so fine the glitter is extremely hard to contain. You're going to find it EVERYWHERE despite your best efforts.\",\n \"Product: Cernit is a popular modeling clay that is easy to work, right out of the package. No other polymer clay will give you the translucence you get with Cernit and its high tensile strength allows you to work with the thinnest imaginable pieces. Finished projects have a warmth and realism impossible to achieve with other clays. It can make dolls look life-like and all finished pieces cure to a porcelain-like appearance. The 17.5 oz.(500 gram) package contains the most popular doll flesh color. Cernit heat-sets quickly in your oven in only 15-30 minutes at 215-270 degrees Farenheit and when hard it can be sanded, carved or filed. It can also be added to, even after baking, provided it has not been painted or varnished. If stored in a cool area, unused, Cernit will remain workable for more than a year, even out of the package.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy to use--better than Sculpey or Fimo\\n\\nReview: Cernit is favored by most high-end OOAK (one of a kind) doll-makers. It has a porcelain like quality when baked.\\n\\nWhat separates Cernit from the other polymer clays is its ease of use with tiny details. It feels slightly oily in comparison to Sculpey or Fimo, allowing you actually smear it over already baked structures without \\\"pulling\\\" and having it roll off. Once baked, you can carve and sand it, and it seems to cut pretty cleanly without chipping. Many people use Genesis heat-drying oil paints as finishing touches on their Cernit dolls.\\n\\nCons: like any polymer, it picks up dust and any teeny hairs or fabric pieces--you need to be very meticulous with your workspace. It's also very easy to overbake. Unless your oven is well-calibrated or you have an internal thermometer, it's often advised to bake longer at a slightly lower temperature than recommended. The \\\"flesh\\\" tone is slightly darker than I anticipated. If you are interested in making caucasian dolls/fairies, then I would suggest using the porcelain tone and blushing it after it's been baked. There's a darker brown flesh for darker skins.\\n\\n**If you're interested in art dolls or doll-making, I'd suggest doing a search for \\\"Cernit, OOAK, dolls, fairies\\\"--some of the artists out there are extremely talented.\",\n \"Product: Discover the difference that freshly ground beans make to your coffee, with the Supreme Grind Automatic Burr Mill! The elegant brushed stainless steel Cuisinart burr mill boasts 18 levels to grind your coffee beans, from ultra-fine to extra-coarse. With an automatic stop, your beans are guaranteed to be consistently ground to the right grade, maximizing the oils, aromas, and flavors for a better cup of coffee. Grind enough coffee to make 4-18 cups, and store any remaining grounds in the chamber.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good grind, but shriekingly noisy.\\n\\nReview: Finally succumbed to purchasing a larger coffee mill and I'm glad I did. The Cuisinart DBM has proven to be a reliable purchase and I love the grind choices it offers.\\n\\nPROS:\\n--Excellent grind capabilities. I use a pretty fine setting and overall I am satisfied.\\n--Ease of use: just turn the grind dial to any of the settings and pour the coffee beans in the top. I like the dial that is built into the base of the bean funnel. Great design feature and I think it's smarter than having a knob at the base.\\n--Not ugly...though certainly not a \\\"cute\\\" appliance\\n--Very stable. The base has a suction like adherence, rubber at bottom.\\n\\nCONS:\\n--Extremely noisy and the pitch is harsh. Sometimes I try to muffle it with a handtowel. A difficult AM noise before your cup of joe!\\n--Some pros could be considered cons. The machine is stable in part due to its weight. So it's a little hefty for an appliance this size.\\n--As another reviewer mentioned, the plastic catch for the finished grind does attract fine coffee dust/grounds because of static electricity, making it harder to clean. Pretty minor, though. I just give it a good tamping against the counter and I get all the grounds in one place.\\n--It may be difficult to clean. I know this might be disgusting, but we've had ours for five months and I've yet to feel the need to clean. However, other users commented that it's difficult to get all of the grains from the smaller interior bits.\\n\\nAn inexpensive and practical machine. I'm happy with my purchase and expect to be using it for several years. Do shop around first. The standard price seems to be under 50.\",\n \"Product: For a better result in your weight lose\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Gimmicky, but it does the job\\n\\nReview: I was avoiding the small steppers, but finally found myself desperate for another exercise machine that wouldn't crowd our already claustrophobic apartment. Compared to a real stair machine that you'd find in a healthclub, I'd give this a 2-3 star rating, but that doesn't seem fair. The Mini Step & Flex has the obvious drawbacks--the design of the display is incredibly cheap and there is no way to increase the tension or workout, other than stepping faster or using weights. I don't know if it's worth more than 70 dollars, and I've seen the same model advertised elsewhere for less. It's pretty easy to find used models for sale since most people just buy it as a gimmick (it's got that \\\"Thigh Master appeal\\\"). Which is exactly what I was most wary of--paying for something I wouldn't use. Fortunately, I do. But sheer desperation and an overhwelming love of pizza drove me to it. I feel a smidgen less guilty about takeout food...and hey, that counts for a lot, no?\",\n \"Product: Popular stars Steve Zahn (FORCES OF NATURE, YOU'VE GOT MAIL, OUT OF SIGHT), Jeremy Northam (AN IDEAL HUSBAND, MIMIC), and William H. Macy (MYSTERY MEN, A CIVIL ACTION, FARGO) enliven a hilarious comedy where a case of mistaken identity leads to a beauty of a con game! When escaped convicts Harry Sawyer (Northam) and Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. (Zahn) are pulled over in the town of Happy, Texas ... while driving a stolen Winnebago ... they think they are being arrested. Rather, they're immediately welcomed as the vehicle's owners: a gay couple who've come to orchestrate the \\\"Little Miss Fresh-Squeezed Pre-Teen\\\" beauty pageant! Not ones to let a good con pass them by, the pair don't hesitate to adopt flamboyant new personalities ... and quickly meet with outrageously unpredictable consequences! With a great cast of stars playing an unusually offbeat collection of characters -- you'll be more than happy you picked up this laugh-out-loud comedy treat!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Steve Zahn's brilliant dance interpretation--a charming little film\\n\\nReview: Happy, Texas is a quick, easy film with expected twists, but made memorable by a very charming cast. Steve Zahn and Jeremy Northam star as two thieves who are mistaken for pageant directors. Northam's Harry is the slick brains of the operation, while Zahn's Wayne is a slow, misunderstood brick of a man. While trying to come up with a feasible plan for robbing the local bank, the men find themselves more and more involved with the outcome of the upcoming pageant and their relationship with the residents of Happy, Texas. The beautiful Ally Walker co-stars as the local bank manager and Ileana Douglas is the wide-eyed pageant attendant who nearly bursts into frightened tears after watching Zahn's dance demonstration.\\n\\nIt is a cute film and mostly just yuk-yuk laughs (typical mistaken identity comedy), but Steve Zahn elevates the movie with his sincerely spastic attempts to connect with the young girls as the pageant dance choreographer. I was snorting I was laughing so hard. Some mad comic energy, yet lacking that horrible self-aware Jim Carrey style--sweet, quirky, and over the top. I was reminded of Corky St. Clair in Waiting for Guffman (another brilliant pageantry comedy).\\n\\nMr. Zahn, I make one mean cup of coffee. If you're ever in my neighborhood...\",\n \"Product: From Stephen Frears, the Oscar(R)-nominated director of THE GRIFTERS (Best Director, 1990) and DANGEROUS LIAISONS, DIRTY PRETTY THINGS stars Audrey Tautou (AMLIE) in a harrowing tale of struggle and survival for two immigrants who learn that everything is for sale in London's secret underworld! Part of an invisible working class, Nigerian exile Okwe (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and Turkish chambermaid Senay (Tautou) toil at a west London hotel that is full of illegal activity. Then late one night Okwe makes a shocking discovery, which creates an impossible dilemma and tests the limits of all they know! Honored with numerous European film awards and nominations -- including wins at the London Critics Circle Film Awards and the Venice Film Festival -- you'll find this gritty urban thriller to be thoroughly engrossing and impossible to forget!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great acting, some plot malfunction\\n\\nReview: Chiwetel Ejiofor and Audrey Tatou star in this dark mystery that takes place in London's underbelly. Ejiofor is Okwe, a Nigerian doctor who has illegally imigrated and must work two jobs--as a cab driver and a hotel clerk--to make ends meet. Tatou is Senay, a young Turkish woman, who is still working on the equivalent of a \\\"green card\\\" and does not yet have citizen status. Senay works at the same hotel as Okwe and lets him rent space in her apartment. Both are tightly wound and neither are entirely comfortable with the others' presence.\\n\\nWhen Okwe finds a heart in one of the hotel's toilets during his shift, he is shocked and upset. 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Found it two days ago and am I happy! This collection has ALL of Les Baxter's Capitol hits and many great singles cuts that were not hits but should have been. Les is well known for his many albums of 'exotica' but most of the... | I've had this 2 CD collection for some time but lost it in someone's vehicle while sharing.
Found it two days ago and am I happy! This collection has ALL of Les Baxter's Capitol hits and many great singles cuts that were not hits but should have been. Les is well known for his many albums of 'exotica' but most of the... | [
"Product: Probally no time of the year carries with it a feeling of greater personal satisfaction and joy then does the season of Christmas. And probaly no one single factor characterizes the Christmas Season.\n\nThe sound of jingle bells, carol singers and hymn-playing church bells all add to the festive season c... | 33 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 100 |
AZO8OJ7YGSJSS | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "2.0" for a product with description "Following her father's death Mirai moves into a house with her uncle and his wife but finds herself lost and confused as she begins to have horrible visions. Mysteriously people around her begin dyi... | MELANCHOLIA is lovely to look at and it's visuals are among the most impressive I've seen in a while. However, like THE TREE OF LIFE, the story and script are so unengaging that I was ultimately bored and highly irritated by the characters on screen. While the actors do justice to the material, it's the material that d... | MELANCHOLIA is lovely to look at and it's visuals are among the most impressive I've seen in a while. However, like THE TREE OF LIFE, the story and script are so unengaging that I was ultimately bored and highly irritated by the characters on screen. While the actors do justice to the material, it's the material that d... | [
"Product: The story concerns a hapless civil servant who gets more than he bargained for when he moves into an apartment with a gay fashion student and finds himself on the catwalk. The film sets out to explore the difficulties for young people in keeping their identities in a fast moving culture of drugs and clubs... | 10 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 101 |
A2QC1R1PB432QD | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Digital Door Lock, 2835 Mechanical, Keyless, Lever Handle, Deadlocking spring latch style lock in Satin Chrome". The summary of the review text is "Fantastic - combo lock, no batteries, weatherproof... | I love this lock. It doesn't need batteries, the mechanics will operate in any imaginable weather conditions (well, don't crust it up with ice), you can work it in the dark (by feel), and it has lock-always and stay-unlocked modes that are super-easy to control.
The only negative (maybe a quarter-star) is that that bi... | I love this lock. It doesn't need batteries, the mechanics will operate in any imaginable weather conditions (well, don't crust it up with ice), you can work it in the dark (by feel), and it has lock-always and stay-unlocked modes that are super-easy to control.
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"Product: Loctite PL R&F PU BLK.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Outstanding stick, seal, and flex\n\nReview: This Loctite PL series of sealants just blows me away. I've never used anything that is SO sticky and SO flexible after setting up. Be sure not to get this stuff where you don't want it, because you just cannot ... | 46 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 102 |
A2NYP1VC6FOFER | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "2.0" for a product with description "As a passenger of Oceanic flight 815, you survived the crash and find yourself on an uncharted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. As you begin to unravel mysteries of the island, you begin to di... | Lost: Via Domus is a very disappointing game. I'm a very big fan of the Lost TV Show. I've watched every episode more than once. I've bought books about the show. I've checked out websites to get more details about the show. Even with the negative reviews of the game, I took a chance because I thought my love of t... | Lost: Via Domus is a very disappointing game. I'm a very big fan of the Lost TV Show. I've watched every episode more than once. I've bought books about the show. I've checked out websites to get more details about the show. Even with the negative reviews of the game, I took a chance because I thought my love of t... | [
"Product: Emotionally charged, stunningly beautiful, and delivering unprecedented dramatic character performance, Heavenly Sword™ showcases the power of PLAYSTATION3 (PS3™) computer entertainment system. A dramatic tale of revenge sees Nariko, a fiery red-haired heroine, embark on a quest for vengeance ... | 17 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 103 |
A2U9XJLVW3HLYA | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.". The summary of the review text is "Nice Mild French Roast Coffee". | I am a big coffee lover. I usually prefer strong, dark roasted coffee. French Roast is typically one of my favorites.
This whole bean coffee smelled amazing from the moment I opened it. However the first time I made it in my French Press is was very weak compared to other French Roast Coffees. I ground it to the norma... | I am a big coffee lover. I usually prefer strong, dark roasted coffee. French Roast is typically one of my favorites.
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"Product: Manikins are useful tools for learning to draw. These are accurately proportioned, and they are flexible enough to mimic many human positions. Each is made of unvarnished hardwood and comes with a stand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun Little Model or Sculpture\n\nReview: This wooden model is small and ver... | 33 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 104 |
A2O96ZTLTIMG8S | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The OXO Good Grips Mini Chopper makes quick work of 4-5 garlic cloves, without getting your hands messy. Use the Mini Chopper directly on your favorite cutting board or with the included non-slip cu... | This was given to me as a gift and it has been one of the most useful and handy kitchen tools ever!
As long as you don't overload the OXO Good Grips Mini Chopper it will perform without any issues.
Chopper cup capacity is 5 tablespoons.
Comfortable, compact and dishwasher safe.
Easy to use. Easy to clean.
The blades a... | This was given to me as a gift and it has been one of the most useful and handy kitchen tools ever!
As long as you don't overload the OXO Good Grips Mini Chopper it will perform without any issues.
Chopper cup capacity is 5 tablespoons.
Comfortable, compact and dishwasher safe.
Easy to use. Easy to clean.
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A34UVV757IKPVB | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Battling cowboys and Native Americans in Arizon join forces when an alien spaceship lands.". The summary of the review text is "Low expectations were blown away!". | I had very, very, very low expectations for this movie. And it defintiely helped! It was actually a really entertaining and fun movie! I really thought it was going to be terrible and dumb, and don't get me wrong - parts of it were pretty stupid BUT - the movie is called "Cowboys and Aliens", so really what do you e... | I had very, very, very low expectations for this movie. And it defintiely helped! It was actually a really entertaining and fun movie! I really thought it was going to be terrible and dumb, and don't get me wrong - parts of it were pretty stupid BUT - the movie is called "Cowboys and Aliens", so really what do you e... | [
"Product: Bring warmth and style to your home with high-quality insulated Blackout window curtain pair. The grommet top adds a modern touch and provides energy efficient comfort. It features innovative fabric construction. Compare to the other curtains, our product is extremely SOFT and DRAPERY. The sophisticated d... | 200 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 106 |
A114YQ7ZT9Y1W5 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "2.0" for a product with description "In this pathbreaking interrogation of the last century of American history, Power draws upon her own reporting from the modern killing fields to tell the story of American indifference and American ... | Samantha Power's 'A Problem from Hell' is a broad attempt to document the major acts of genocide/human rights violations of the 20th century paired with the international community's subsequent negligence in each case. She reports on the Holocaust, the Armenian genocide, and especially her major areas of research- Rwan... | Samantha Power's 'A Problem from Hell' is a broad attempt to document the major acts of genocide/human rights violations of the 20th century paired with the international community's subsequent negligence in each case. She reports on the Holocaust, the Armenian genocide, and especially her major areas of research- Rwan... | [
"Product: First published in 1954, this novel tells the story of Jim Dixon - lower middle-class anti-hero - charting his social gaffes, cultural philistinism, inept relationships and crawling to superiors. The author's other books include \"The Old Devils\", which won the 1986 Booker Prize.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummar... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 107 |
A1B6SIX2I161O9 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Just the right size for empty nesters, singles, college students or use in a second home. Great for grilling vegetables, seafood and kabobs right on the grill. Originally founded in 1871, Columbian ... | When I got my new convection toaster oven, I bought this and the <a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/Granite-Ware-Mini-Toaster-Oven-Cookie-Sheet/dp/B001MIYUZA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">Granite Ware Mini Toaster Oven Cookie Sheet</a>. This pan is great for heating up slices of piz... | When I got my new convection toaster oven, I bought this and the <a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/Granite-Ware-Mini-Toaster-Oven-Cookie-Sheet/dp/B001MIYUZA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">Granite Ware Mini Toaster Oven Cookie Sheet</a>. This pan is great for heating up slices of piz... | [
"Product: Mikey Digital iOS Recording Interface with Lightning Connector. \"Mikey Digital is an ultra-compact stereo condenser microphone that turns your iPhone or iPad into the sleekest mobile recording device around. Capture pristine recordings of live music, audio for video, podcasts, interviews, guitar and voca... | 95 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 108 |
A2BB4DGBRVGKWW | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "Introducing the FZ43, Friendly Zoom from the new KODAK PIXPRO collection of digital cameras. Compact, intuitive and oh so easy to use, the FZ43 is the perfect camera to take anywhere you go. One-tou... | I just got a new Sandisk high speed SD card (which claims to be extra durable and fast--I can't say if it's durable, but it's definitely fast). For some reason this camera doesn't like it. It's 32GB, which I picked over a 64GB card specifically because some devices don't work with cards over 32. It works in my MP3 play... | I just got a new Sandisk high speed SD card (which claims to be extra durable and fast--I can't say if it's durable, but it's definitely fast). For some reason this camera doesn't like it. It's 32GB, which I picked over a 64GB card specifically because some devices don't work with cards over 32. It works in my MP3 play... | [
"Product: The SRH1440 Professional Open Back Headphones provide full range audio with rich bass in a sleek, attractive design. The premium-padded headband with steel frame provides hours of listening comfort. An included storage case, replacement set of velour earpads, and an additional cable ensures years of unint... | 91 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 109 |
A619VF93I67O5 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "This Mystery Lot of Magic: The Gathering Cards could include:
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"Product: Goldenseller Blue Color Mp3 / mp4 Music Video Media Player Portable Videos Player / Music Player / Voice Recording Player + 16GB Micro SD Card\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If you are looking for an awesome MP3 Player for your child or even yourself, this one is very durable and has an SD card!\n\nReview: If... | 54 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 110 |
A2U6VP21H9UVV3 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The great wash performance and no dye lot solids makes this red heart super saver solid yarn for wearable's, home accessories and more. Made of 100-percent acrylic medium worsted material. It is ava... | Red Heart yarn is one of those reliable products that you can count on for good quality at a reasonable price. That means you can make little gifts or big ones to share with friends and family without breaking the budget. This shaded yarn is just great for Christmas items, and St. Patrick's Day. The nice thing about... | Red Heart yarn is one of those reliable products that you can count on for good quality at a reasonable price. That means you can make little gifts or big ones to share with friends and family without breaking the budget. This shaded yarn is just great for Christmas items, and St. Patrick's Day. The nice thing about... | [
"Product: The great wash performance and no dye lot solids makes this red heart super saver solid yarn for wearable's, home accessories and more. Made of 100-percent acrylic medium worsted material. It is available for 5 mm knitting needle and 5.5 mm crochet hook. Care in structions are, machine wash (maximum tempe... | 30 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 111 |
A3HKXSM887IX6B | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Deep-clean and sanitize sealed hard floors--including wood, tile, linoleum, and vinyl--in one fell swoop with the Shark S3501 Professional Steam Pocket Hard Surface Cleaner. Using just superheated t... | This is my second Shark Steam mop, I purchased one of the original smaller mops and was impressed with the ease of use and successful cleaning the mop provided. I have a lot of tile floors, so when they introduced the larger pad size, I knew I had to upgrade. I am so impressed with the large pad size, and the ability... | This is my second Shark Steam mop, I purchased one of the original smaller mops and was impressed with the ease of use and successful cleaning the mop provided. I have a lot of tile floors, so when they introduced the larger pad size, I knew I had to upgrade. I am so impressed with the large pad size, and the ability... | [
"Product: Beistle 60537 Survivor Satin Sash. At your breast cancer awareness campaign or event make sure you award each survivor with our survivor satin sash. This sash measures 33 Inch long by 4 Inch wide.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A MUST for any breast cancer survivor!\n\nReview: As a recent inductee to the Brea... | 26 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 112 |
A30DHPWGVRCELQ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Book by Fellowes, Jessica". The summary of the review text is "Elegant, thorough, & amazing!". | From the robin's-egg blue of the actual book, to the luminous dust jacket, to the fonts, and really, the entire book design, everything looks very elegant and Edwardian. If you've followed my blog Edwardian Promenade for a while, or read books about the Edwardians, some of the historical content isn't exactly new per s... | From the robin's-egg blue of the actual book, to the luminous dust jacket, to the fonts, and really, the entire book design, everything looks very elegant and Edwardian. If you've followed my blog Edwardian Promenade for a while, or read books about the Edwardians, some of the historical content isn't exactly new per s... | [
"Product: Track Listings\n\n\nRehab \nYou Know I'm No Good \nMe & Mr. Jones \nJust Friends \nBack to Black \nLove Is a Losing Game \nTears Dry on Their Own \nWake Up Alone \nSome Unholy War \nHe Can Only Hold Her \nYou Know I'm No Good [Remix] \n\n\nRelease Date: 12/19/2006\nRe-Released On: 3/13/2007\nLabel: Republ... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 113 |
AJ773BVJ5VB3V | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Soothing Terra was established to offer high quality essential oil accessories. This essential oils carrying case is not only durable but also very convenient. Use this essential oils case to carry ... | Oil lover over here! We travel 3 times a year and I'm always trying to fit my essential oils in all these different bags. The problem with that is they end up upside down with oil leaking out. I never know which oil I will need while I'm away from home so I try to take all the main ones, which is never enough.
I love t... | Oil lover over here! We travel 3 times a year and I'm always trying to fit my essential oils in all these different bags. The problem with that is they end up upside down with oil leaking out. I never know which oil I will need while I'm away from home so I try to take all the main ones, which is never enough.
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"Product: The Bratz Kid Friendly Headphones feature sound isolation that helps clarify audio, a ferrite magnet that reinforces sound, and large, full-range drivers that deliver powerful audio, along with a built-in volume limiter to protect children's hearing. The fashionable design features everyone's favorite Bra... | 21 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 114 |
A3M0IGG6NGMQXP | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "A native Californian, currently residing in San Francisco. Grandniece of Irish author Benedict Kiely and the second cousin of Irish author Sharon Owens. Author of Doppelganger Experiment, a psycholo... | Note: I received this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.
The world overall was set up pretty well. I did not like the time shift parts in the beginning of the story it just seemed like one chapter jumped into the next. The couple of chapters from Sam's point of view also seemed weird when everyth... | Note: I received this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.
The world overall was set up pretty well. I did not like the time shift parts in the beginning of the story it just seemed like one chapter jumped into the next. The couple of chapters from Sam's point of view also seemed weird when everyth... | [
"Product: A Horror video .\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Continuation of The Mummy\n\nReview: The sequel to the movie The Mummy. The story is set in 1933, approximately 9 years after the events of the first film. Rick O'Connell is now married to Evelyn and the couple has settled in London, where they are raising thei... | 12 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 115 |
A3M4QGREWR0Z3O | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "Amy Grant ~ House Of Love". The summary of the review text is "Mixed Blessings In The House Of Love". | Amy Grant is one of the more puzzling singers in the business. The puzzle comes from the fact that she can sound beautiful and repellent all at once. Her voice carries a huskiness that works at times and fails at other times.
This spastic quality is on display in the suggestively titled House Of Love. The title t... | Amy Grant is one of the more puzzling singers in the business. The puzzle comes from the fact that she can sound beautiful and repellent all at once. Her voice carries a huskiness that works at times and fails at other times.
This spastic quality is on display in the suggestively titled House Of Love. The title t... | [
"Product: Total Recall [VHS]\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Despite Flaws, Recall Is Total As A Fun Sci-Fi Story\n\nReview: Paul Verhoeven has become among Hollywood's better known directors. His most recent work, Starship Troopers, did well at the box office thanks to its outstanding special effects, interesting prem... | 35 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 116 |
A37DL4SFUFY55C | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Cut-to-fit charcoal sheet, 16 x 48 material, removed odors and voc's form the air, can be cut to fit air purifiers, range hoods and furnace filters, made in the USA. 16 x 48 material.". The summary ... | I had been looking for this type of product for some time. I got tired of purchasing the precut sheets for cat litter boxes. I can easily use scissors with this product cut it to fit myself. This will save me a lot of money. I can also use this to replace the plug-in wall mount filters with a fan we have to remove ... | I had been looking for this type of product for some time. I got tired of purchasing the precut sheets for cat litter boxes. I can easily use scissors with this product cut it to fit myself. This will save me a lot of money. I can also use this to replace the plug-in wall mount filters with a fan we have to remove ... | [
"Product: Unreal Tournament 3 marks the return of the world's premiere first-person shooter to the PC. Unreal Tournament 3 unleashes the full power of Unreal Engine 3, taking graphics, gameplay, and challenge to a whole new level. Players engage in intense battles with other human players online, or against Unreal ... | 28 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 117 |
A15JFODPMUGF0M | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "ZOO is an extraordinary glimpse into the life of a seemingly normal Seattle family man whose secret sexual appetites led to his shocking death. Directed by acclaimed filmmaker Robinson Devor (Woman ... | The producer was on a budget and, as a result, employed a barn in place of a penthouse. A boeing employee instead of a New York stock broker. Due to further budget cuts, the casting director was unable to hire Kim Basinger and instead settled for an unemployed horse. Mister Ed was retired. For eccentric people unab... | The producer was on a budget and, as a result, employed a barn in place of a penthouse. A boeing employee instead of a New York stock broker. Due to further budget cuts, the casting director was unable to hire Kim Basinger and instead settled for an unemployed horse. Mister Ed was retired. For eccentric people unab... | [
"Product: Every culture has one - the horrible monster fueling young children's nightmares. But for Tim, the Boogeyman still lives in his memories as a creature that devoured his father 16 years earlier. Is the Boogeyman real? Or did Tim make him up to explain why his father abandoned his family? The answerlies hid... | 9 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 118 |
A2YCG57S65QXUU | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Do YOU believe in mermaids? You will -- when you set sail on a magical full-length adventure under the sea with SOFIA THE FIRST! After Sofia helps a little mermaid named Oona, Sofia's amulet grants ... | The Floating Palace is a 2014 Disney DVD Compilation of the highly popular Disney Junior animated series Sofia The First, featuring the special one-hour episode and three regular episodes. In The Floating Palace, Princess Sofia and her family is on a vacation at sea in their castle/houseboat hybrid, when Sofia befriend... | The Floating Palace is a 2014 Disney DVD Compilation of the highly popular Disney Junior animated series Sofia The First, featuring the special one-hour episode and three regular episodes. In The Floating Palace, Princess Sofia and her family is on a vacation at sea in their castle/houseboat hybrid, when Sofia befriend... | [
"Product: VHS tape new in factory shrink wrapped soft clam shell case as seen. We ship worldwide from San Francisco bay area.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Welcome To Belle's Magical World.\n\nReview: Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World is a Disney DVD re-release of the 1997 Disney animated film based on the 1... | 60 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 119 |
AWJWCKB92RJX2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "The Selector 100 brings you automated disc retrieval with the touch of a button. You won t waste any more time looking for your CDs with this patented, one-touch disc retrieval system. Simply select... | This is probably a very nice and practical device.
However, my experience in buying two of them (they came today) gives to pause and wonder about the people who designed the thing. Of the two I got, one is DOA. Discgear is pretty famous for this sort of thing. In my case the problem is that, presumably in shipping, a ... | This is probably a very nice and practical device.
However, my experience in buying two of them (they came today) gives to pause and wonder about the people who designed the thing. Of the two I got, one is DOA. Discgear is pretty famous for this sort of thing. In my case the problem is that, presumably in shipping, a ... | [
"Product: A wood screw is a thread forming screw with sharp thread at a coarse pitch. It is used for directly fastening two wood surfaces. Wood screws have a smooth shank that allows the screw to pull the two pieces of wood together for a tight joint to prevent the wood from pulling or splitting.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\n... | 31 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 120 |
A1LFSTBR7L7PUT | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Ensure your food is cooking at the proper temperature with this Large Dial Oven Thermometer from Taylor. An extra-large, colorful 3.25" dial makes this wireless oven thermometer easy to read. The ov... | This is very inexpensive and was not expected to be a scientific instrument. It's pretty good for what it is though:
The thermometer arrived today for use in our new freezer. It changes temperature very slowly so when you test it you need to be patient. I left it on the counter for over an hour until it FINALLY got ... | This is very inexpensive and was not expected to be a scientific instrument. It's pretty good for what it is though:
The thermometer arrived today for use in our new freezer. It changes temperature very slowly so when you test it you need to be patient. I left it on the counter for over an hour until it FINALLY got ... | [
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A518CRYX4QKAH | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "Ted Bundy terrorized 1970s America with a cross-country killing spree through seven states that left over 30 dead while terrorizing coed dorms, and escaping from two jails.". The summary of the revi... | Oh my...we barely made it through this movie. The movie was horribly acted and missing alot of parts. It flip flopped back and forth in time and showed alot of scenes where Bundy was drinking....drinking near a campfire, drinking while walking down a hall, drinking while driving a beetle, drinking while sitting in a ... | Oh my...we barely made it through this movie. The movie was horribly acted and missing alot of parts. It flip flopped back and forth in time and showed alot of scenes where Bundy was drinking....drinking near a campfire, drinking while walking down a hall, drinking while driving a beetle, drinking while sitting in a ... | [
"Product: Maniac is a must have for any VHS collection.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: just wasn't my cup of tea...\n\nReview: I know alot of people rated this movie really well and I know quite a few people who like this movie. People who have raved and repeatedly insisted I must see this movie...well...I finally did... | 40 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 122 |
A195PCNYWRB75 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "The 3 cup induction heating system rice cooker and warmer is ideal for singles and smaller families. It cooks as little as 1/2 cups of rice and takes up minimal space. Superior IH technology efficie... | Like sub-zero freezers, induction-heating is just the latest gimmick to separate you from your money. After numerous attempts to extract the so-called magic from this machine, we had simply no result that produced rice of a better quality than what you would get from a regular rice cooker. We tried numerous variations ... | Like sub-zero freezers, induction-heating is just the latest gimmick to separate you from your money. After numerous attempts to extract the so-called magic from this machine, we had simply no result that produced rice of a better quality than what you would get from a regular rice cooker. We tried numerous variations ... | [
"Product: The newest chapter of the Paper Mario story isn’t just out of this world…it’s out of this dimension! What at first glance appears to be a 2-D sidescroller ripped straight from the stylized pages of the Paper Mario universe soon turns into a hilarious dimension-shifting platformer possibl... | 25 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 123 |
A3G07AKUPSTJU2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "By combining superior technology with a choice of breath-taking designs, GROHE can provide you with all the elements to enhance your bathing space. GROHEs fittings unite a beautifully elegant appear... | We renovated 3 bathrooms, but for some reason, one of the shower pole units did not come with a soap dish.
The 2 that did, were oval shaped and clip on so it sits in front of the bar.
I do like the feature of having a soap dish attached to the pole, so I ordered this one.
To be honest, I actually like this one better b... | We renovated 3 bathrooms, but for some reason, one of the shower pole units did not come with a soap dish.
The 2 that did, were oval shaped and clip on so it sits in front of the bar.
I do like the feature of having a soap dish attached to the pole, so I ordered this one.
To be honest, I actually like this one better b... | [
"Product: Item Model Number: 64903CS (1/Case of 32) - Ensure Clear is a great-tasting, clear liquid nutrition drink that contains high-quality protein and essential nutrients. Ensure Clear is fat-free, making it an ideal choice for patients on clear-liquid, pre- and post-surgical, bowel prep, fat-malabsorptive, and... | 88 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 124 |
A2KP4CWYUTKUFO | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "2.0" for a product with description "Five years ago, Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs and corruption. Now, its the early 90s. Carls got to ... | This is not the best PC game ever, despite what critics have said about the game on the PS2. First of all, the DVD takes 5-6 minutes to spin before you can install the game. Then, it takes nearly 45 minutes to install the game. What kind of system do I have? A brand new Alienware Area 51 5500 with the best hardware... | This is not the best PC game ever, despite what critics have said about the game on the PS2. First of all, the DVD takes 5-6 minutes to spin before you can install the game. Then, it takes nearly 45 minutes to install the game. What kind of system do I have? A brand new Alienware Area 51 5500 with the best hardware... | [
"Product: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is single-player role-playing action in the world of the popular Elder Scrolls game. The Emperor of Tamriel has been assassinated and the killer still runs loose. Meanwhile, no heir sits on the throne. With no Emperor upon the throne, the gates of Oblivion open wide and demons i... | 20 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 125 |
ATN1SSKTJD8Z8 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Shipped from UK, please allow 10 to 21 business days for arrival. Very Good, A very good, near fine copy in black cloth boards, gilt title on spine with a very good, near fine dust jacket. Mayflower... | I love to read books that fill out my understanding of a word or concept from history that has become an entity unto itself. Philbrick's "Mayflower" is exactly that kind of book.
Starting with the charming, quaint and inherently shallow idea most Americans have of the Mayflower and the Pilgrims, Philbrick expands the... | I love to read books that fill out my understanding of a word or concept from history that has become an entity unto itself. Philbrick's "Mayflower" is exactly that kind of book.
Starting with the charming, quaint and inherently shallow idea most Americans have of the Mayflower and the Pilgrims, Philbrick expands the... | [
"Product: Please Read Notes: Brand New, International Softcover Edition, Printed in black and white pages, minor self wear on the cover or pages, Sale restriction may be printed on the book, but Book name, contents, and author are exactly same as Hardcover Edition. Fast delivery through DHL/FedEx express.\n\nRating... | 22 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 126 |
AQW3C1QOR6MV8 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The stunning and magical new novel from the Number One bestselling author of PS, I Love You From the author of tear-jerker PS, I Love You comes another unputdownable read. Lying on Lucy Silchester's... | Can I just start out this review by saying that more books need to do what Aherns books do? She is so good at inserting some sort of magical element into everyday life and lets be honest everyday life needs more magic. The Time of My Life is no exception. I went into this read knowing not a whole lot about what I would... | Can I just start out this review by saying that more books need to do what Aherns books do? She is so good at inserting some sort of magical element into everyday life and lets be honest everyday life needs more magic. The Time of My Life is no exception. I went into this read knowing not a whole lot about what I would... | [
"Product: Wither\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Book To Lose Sleep Over\n\nReview: Oh my word, I am so sad that I am finished reading \"Wither.\" After trudging through so many dystopian novels in a row and finding myself repeatedly disappointed, I was very hesitant when it came to reading this book. However, as shal... | 6 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 127 |
A1NOO5L3ZIGSXM | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Eldon Farrell was born in Guelph, Ontario, growing up just down the road in Brantford. A designated professional accountant, he's a graduate of both Fanshawe College and Laurentian University. He st... | Taken is a very well written thriller. I didn't know it was part of a series and all throughout the book till the very end I'd say it was a stand-a-lone. The characters are very well developed and each are unique and different in their own way. Many have secrets they don't want out in the open. The plot is also well de... | Taken is a very well written thriller. I didn't know it was part of a series and all throughout the book till the very end I'd say it was a stand-a-lone. The characters are very well developed and each are unique and different in their own way. Many have secrets they don't want out in the open. The plot is also well de... | [
"Product: Carl Daoust is a passionate writer and artist, producing countless comic strips and short illustrated stories during his adolescence. Hes worked in the field of marketing at Readers Digest and at many advertising agencies as Director of the strategic and creative process, writing hundreds of proposals and... | 5 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 128 |
A160F3IE8OGAYF | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "VHS TAPE". The summary of the review text is "A must have for any fan of Jackass or CKY!". | When Jackass hit the MTV airwaves, it made waves across all of pop culture. The guys from underground sensation CKY (Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, etc.) teamed up with Johnny Knoxville's group to produce three seasons of one of the most outlandish, outrageous, and hilarious shows of all-time. After their c... | When Jackass hit the MTV airwaves, it made waves across all of pop culture. The guys from underground sensation CKY (Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, etc.) teamed up with Johnny Knoxville's group to produce three seasons of one of the most outlandish, outrageous, and hilarious shows of all-time. After their c... | [
"Product: The award-winning EasyShare system now offers exceptional image quality with this Kodak EasyShare 5MP Digital Camera. The 5.0 megapixel sensor creates 2588x1954 images for high-resolution prints up to poster size. Features: 3x optical zoom and 3.3x digital zoom for 10x total; 32 MB internal memory with sl... | 9 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 129 |
A2Y7HPX4JGE3D0 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author K. Bromberg writes contemporary novels that contain a mixture of sweet, emotional, a whole lot of sexy and a little bit of real. She likes to write st... | My goodness that was one roller coaster ride of emotions wrapped up in one book. This is by far the best book in the series and my favorite so far in 2014. Well worth the wait!! Perfect way to end the series. I wanted to devour this book but at the same time I was reading slow because I wasn't ready for it to end. This... | My goodness that was one roller coaster ride of emotions wrapped up in one book. This is by far the best book in the series and my favorite so far in 2014. Well worth the wait!! Perfect way to end the series. I wanted to devour this book but at the same time I was reading slow because I wasn't ready for it to end. This... | [
"Product: L.D. Davis is the New York Times Best Selling author of Accidentally on Purpose and Pieces of Rhys. She lives in New Jersey with her family and is currently working on more books for your entertainment.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Didnt love it but I didn't hate it.\n\nReview: This was an extremely quick r... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 130 |
A25IHLWYOK158R | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Keep your new iPod touch 4th Generation safe with an OtterBox! The OtterBox Commuter Series for iPod touch 4th Generation is thin and slick, so it slides into your pocket with ease. Silicone plugs w... | I ordered the black and red combo, and love it. I had a 1st generation ipod touch (yes, I was way overdue for an upgrade) and love the ifrogz case I had for it. I checked out the ifrogz cases for this new ipod, but didn't really like any of them. What I liked about the ifrogz is the fairly complete protection it off... | I ordered the black and red combo, and love it. I had a 1st generation ipod touch (yes, I was way overdue for an upgrade) and love the ifrogz case I had for it. I checked out the ifrogz cases for this new ipod, but didn't really like any of them. What I liked about the ifrogz is the fairly complete protection it off... | [
"Product: The Minc Foil Applicator is an easy-to-use foil application machine that produces heat and pressure to effortlessly transfer foil and create gorgeous foil effects on cards, high-impact wall art, and stunning party favors. Let your creativity blossom using this diverse machine. The MINC includes six adjust... | 38 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 131 |
A1BKWL9QFKB2EX | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "A coup d'etat in the United States? A visionary pacifist President gets a disarmament treaty ratified, over the military's opposition, and is about to begin implementing it despite widespread public... | SEVEN DAYS IN MAY was a bestseller when I was about twelve years old. It wasn't the sort of book I read as a boy; not is it the sort of book I usually read now. I was reminded of this book when I read JFK AND THE UNSPEAKABLE by James Douglass. Kennedy read the book and thought that is presented a realistic scenario ... | SEVEN DAYS IN MAY was a bestseller when I was about twelve years old. It wasn't the sort of book I read as a boy; not is it the sort of book I usually read now. I was reminded of this book when I read JFK AND THE UNSPEAKABLE by James Douglass. Kennedy read the book and thought that is presented a realistic scenario ... | [
"Product: Check out ngims Publishing's other illustrated literary classics. The vast majority of our books have original illustrations, free audiobook download link at the end of the book, navigable Table of Contents, and are fully formatted. Browse our library collection by typing in ngims or ngims plus the title ... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 132 |
A1YB29BIDULEYE | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "Movie - Very enjoyable....". The summary of the review text is "Go On With Your Life Already!". | This is an interesting movie in that it shows us how weak we can be about the plainest points when we are emotionally involved.
The story is basically this. Jamie Conway (Michael J. Fox) is struggling to keep an editing job he doesn't especially like. Though he does need it. His boss Claire is less than kind, though n... | This is an interesting movie in that it shows us how weak we can be about the plainest points when we are emotionally involved.
The story is basically this. Jamie Conway (Michael J. Fox) is struggling to keep an editing job he doesn't especially like. Though he does need it. His boss Claire is less than kind, though n... | [
"Product: The SEGA Master System is the videogame console that almost could. Despite its technical superiority to the dominant NES, the machine lacked just one critical thing: Mario. Without this icon and the emergence of Sonic the Hedgehog still five years on the horizon, the Master System ran a far distant second... | 76 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 133 |
A2EYRWABI5CKAR | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "First Aid Kit is Swedish sisters Klara and Johanna Soderberg. The first single and title track to their sophomore album, ''The Lion's Roar'', was recorded with producer Mike Mogis (Bright Eyes, Mons... | What is interesting about the Lion's Roar is that the single from this album, Emmylou, epitomizes First Aid Kit. The song has at its heroes Johnny Cash and Gram Parsons, two musicians who really didn't sound like anyone else. Both experienced difficulty breaking into popular music because they defied convention.
Firs... | What is interesting about the Lion's Roar is that the single from this album, Emmylou, epitomizes First Aid Kit. The song has at its heroes Johnny Cash and Gram Parsons, two musicians who really didn't sound like anyone else. Both experienced difficulty breaking into popular music because they defied convention.
Firs... | [
"Product: The Corrections is a 2001 novel by American author Jonathan Franzen. It revolves around the troubles of an elderly Midwestern couple and their three adult children, tracing their lives from the mid-20th century to \"one last Christmas\" together near the turn of the millennium. The novel was awarded the N... | 8 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 134 |
A1Z3DUZZ8IUFVY | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "AUDIO CASSETTE! IMPORT FROM THE PHILIPPINES! PLAY TESTED. CASSETTE. NO SQUEALS OR HISS. COMPLETE WITH COVER AND ART WORK. COVER SHOWS SIGNS OF SHELF WEAR. ALL ORDERS OVER $25 FREE UPGRADE TO PRIORIT... | the beatles abbey road was released september of 1969.abbey road has to be one of the beatles best albums if not the best album.by the time the beatles began working on abbey road in the summer of 1969 the band was disintegrating for various reasons one of the major reasons was after long time manager brian epstein die... | the beatles abbey road was released september of 1969.abbey road has to be one of the beatles best albums if not the best album.by the time the beatles began working on abbey road in the summer of 1969 the band was disintegrating for various reasons one of the major reasons was after long time manager brian epstein die... | [
"Product: MAKE OFFER ON THIS OR ANY OF MY OTHER STUFF IN ANY COMBINATION of anything I carry\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: kiss,s unlikely music from the elder.\n\nReview: kiss,s; music from the elder album was released in late 1981. this album followed the ;unmasked album from 1980 which was one of the first kiss alb... | 24 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 135 |
A1BQ1IDJ2H12UC | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Ken Berglund was born and raised in Southern California, spending most of his early years in Downey and Long Beach. He spent 4 1/2 years in Asia working as an English teacher in Taiwan. He met his w... | I loved this book more than the first, but only in the fact there was more closure at the end. The only problem I have now (which really isn't one), is that it's over. I really enjoyed both books, and only wish there were more in the series than just the two books. Who knows, maybe some day Ken will add a third, with a... | I loved this book more than the first, but only in the fact there was more closure at the end. The only problem I have now (which really isn't one), is that it's over. I really enjoyed both books, and only wish there were more in the series than just the two books. Who knows, maybe some day Ken will add a third, with a... | [
"Product: United Kingdom released, Blu-Ray/Region A/B/C : it WILL NOT play on regular DVD player. You need Blu-Ray DVD player to view this Blu-Ray DVD: LANGUAGES: English ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( DTS-HD Master Audio ), German ( DTS 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), German ( Subtitles ), WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPE... | 5 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 136 |
A2ZMWTHONRIW1I | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Joyce and Jim Lavene write bestselling mystery together. They have written and published more than 70 novels for Harlequin, Berkley and Gallery Books along with hundreds of non-fiction articles for ... | This mystery has a simple plot but enough layers to make it more than a routine whodunit. For many Peggy Lee fans, I suspect the layers may hold as much interest as the mystery. Of its many characters, the most important is protagonist Peggy Lee, who plays several roles. She is a botanical expert, amateur investigator,... | This mystery has a simple plot but enough layers to make it more than a routine whodunit. For many Peggy Lee fans, I suspect the layers may hold as much interest as the mystery. Of its many characters, the most important is protagonist Peggy Lee, who plays several roles. She is a botanical expert, amateur investigator,... | [
"Product: Debbra Lynn grew up in the small city of Leduc, just south of Edmonton, AB, with her parents, Ken and Linda, and her older brother Brad. After graduating with a Diploma in Child Daycare Management, Debbra moved to Edmonton, where she lives today with her husband of eight years, Robin. When shes not writin... | 10 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 137 |
A2G88IFSSK591Y | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Finum Tea Clicks The finum clicks are a clever option for closing tea filters. Simply do the following: 1) Using both thumbs push the click outwards (against the curve) until it opens. 2) Place the ... | I really enjoy drinking loose tea and hate to spend money on tea in teabags when I already have the tea at home. Recently, I purchased some empty tea bags as I do not have a place to conveniently store and clean a tea filter, and I do not like cramped tea balls that don't allow the tea to expand properly. The tea bag... | I really enjoy drinking loose tea and hate to spend money on tea in teabags when I already have the tea at home. Recently, I purchased some empty tea bags as I do not have a place to conveniently store and clean a tea filter, and I do not like cramped tea balls that don't allow the tea to expand properly. The tea bag... | [
"Product: This magazine is edited for people interested in food. It explores the authentic cuisines of the world, tracks recipes and ingredients to their places of origin and illuminates their history, traditions and local flavors. It includes all aspects of the world of food including eating, cooking and reading. ... | 23 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 138 |
A1WV0XTJROAYGK | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The Progressive Dynamics Inteli-Power 4600 Series Converter/Charger is an upgrade or replacement for many RV power center converter/chargers and features a built-in Charge Wizard to dramatically inc... | EXCELLENT replacement part! Considering that this was to replace a 20-year old Magnatec Converter (now out of business), I really didn't expect that much on the 'perfect replacement fit' side of it, but I was wrong! It was nearly a direct bolt-in swap out!
This is not to say that it takes a bit of tech savvy and exper... | EXCELLENT replacement part! Considering that this was to replace a 20-year old Magnatec Converter (now out of business), I really didn't expect that much on the 'perfect replacement fit' side of it, but I was wrong! It was nearly a direct bolt-in swap out!
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"Product: Dynamic Vocal Microphone with Cardioid Pickup Pattern and 50Hz-15kHz Frequency Response\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Microphone, reported echo in the audio is operator error!\n\nReview: Ok, several pros-and-cons on this microphone, and as much 'cardioid vs electret' issues as this mic in particular. I ... | 98 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 139 |
A84SIUM0F6E8H | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "PNY v165w 16 GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive - Blue P-FD16GHP165-GE USB Flash Drives". The summary of the review text is "Best Flash Drive in every way!". | <a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/HP-v165-16-GB-USB-Flash-Drive-P-FD16GHP165-AZ/dp/B0051G5SD2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">HP v165 16 GB USB Flash Drive P-FD16GHP165-AZ</a> can be found in both "computers" and "electronics" if you're looking for a good 16GB USB drive. This flash d... | <a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/HP-v165-16-GB-USB-Flash-Drive-P-FD16GHP165-AZ/dp/B0051G5SD2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">HP v165 16 GB USB Flash Drive P-FD16GHP165-AZ</a> can be found in both "computers" and "electronics" if you're looking for a good 16GB USB drive. This flash d... | [
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A10ASLX7DTTB6Z | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "1944. As the war in Europe continues to take its toll on Allied forces; the Pentagon brass has no recourse but to consider unorthodox options -- including the untried and untested African-American p... | It may seem a little strange for George Lucas to self-finance an action movie about the Tuskegee Airmen. But it's a true story with all the hallmarks of an epic tale: downtrodden heroes, lots of adversity, an enemy we love to hate. Red Tails makes for compelling film material.
For an epic tale, Red Tails is in many wa... | It may seem a little strange for George Lucas to self-finance an action movie about the Tuskegee Airmen. But it's a true story with all the hallmarks of an epic tale: downtrodden heroes, lots of adversity, an enemy we love to hate. Red Tails makes for compelling film material.
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"Product: Maytex Pixel Stretch 2-Piece Sofa Furniture Cover Slipcover features a decorative textured mini dot design on ultra soft stretch fabric that will add style and dimension to your furniture! This couch slipcover will offer a semi-custom look and features a patented separate seat cushion cover with built-in ... | 6 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 141 |
AQX63TXTLZYG2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Alyssa Rose Ivy is a bestselling New Adult and Young Adult author who loves to weave stories with romance and humor. Although raised in the New York area, she fell in love with the South after movin... | The Hazards of Sex on the Beach is seriously my favorite out of all the Hazards series so far, and I really loved The Hazards of a One Night Stand. Caras story really explores finding yourself after a bad breakup, and I love that Cara stepped out of her comfort zone to do exactly that. There is something magnetic about... | The Hazards of Sex on the Beach is seriously my favorite out of all the Hazards series so far, and I really loved The Hazards of a One Night Stand. Caras story really explores finding yourself after a bad breakup, and I love that Cara stepped out of her comfort zone to do exactly that. There is something magnetic about... | [
"Product: One choice can transform you. Pass initiation. Do not fail! Thrilling urban dystopian fiction debut from exciting young author. In sixteen-year-old Beatrice Prior's world, society is divided into five factions -- Abnegation (the selfless), Candor (the honest), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), ... | 14 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 142 |
A3J83H4BVCTQEV | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "M.D. Massey resides in Austin, Texas, where he hangs out with his enormous American bulldog while he writes the kinds of stories that he likes to read.". The summary of the review text is "AN EMP, Z... | What a super book. First you get an EMP, that happens when one country attacks another, then they come after the United States. Then of course it gets out of control as other countries get involved & before it's over the world is not what it used to be. The EMP somehow brings zombies into the mix as people turn into th... | What a super book. First you get an EMP, that happens when one country attacks another, then they come after the United States. Then of course it gets out of control as other countries get involved & before it's over the world is not what it used to be. The EMP somehow brings zombies into the mix as people turn into th... | [
"Product: Shawn Chesser, a practicing father, has been a zombie fanatic for decades. He likes his creatures shambling, trudging and moaning. As for fast, agile, screaming specimens... not so much. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife, two kids and three fish.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ... | 7 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 143 |
A1VF5LN6SHFVFJ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Titans Return Voyager Class figures feature 3 modes. This Triple Changer Galvatron figure converts between robot, jet, and cannon modes. It converts from robot to cannon in 27 steps, then from canno... | I've been very impressed with the Titans Return series. It's intriguing that they've converted non-Headmasters to Headmasters. Once again, this is what I wish the original G1 Galvatron was. Posing him is easy as he is articulate with stiff joints (the fingers on the hands don't move, they remain as fists). The only rea... | I've been very impressed with the Titans Return series. It's intriguing that they've converted non-Headmasters to Headmasters. Once again, this is what I wish the original G1 Galvatron was. Posing him is easy as he is articulate with stiff joints (the fingers on the hands don't move, they remain as fists). The only rea... | [
"Product: The ArtStation Pro (iSM524) is the world's first and only audio docking station for Samsung GALAXY Tablets.The iSM524 is a sublime fusion of superior sound quality and iconic design which discerning consumers crave. Sit back and enjoy richaudio clarity and balance that can only beour Enhanced jAura Sound.... | 75 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 144 |
A3NNI4MH75MDNZ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "1st trade edition paperback new In stock shipped from our UK warehouse". The summary of the review text is "Great Imaginations Review of Ashes". | Wow! Ashes was a fantastic read! It wasn't perfect, but it was definitely a great debut to what will be one heck of a suspenseful series! Dystopian novels are really popular right now, and so are zombies, and I am definitely on the train with all the other people that love these kinds of books. Consider me a fan!
I've... | Wow! Ashes was a fantastic read! It wasn't perfect, but it was definitely a great debut to what will be one heck of a suspenseful series! Dystopian novels are really popular right now, and so are zombies, and I am definitely on the train with all the other people that love these kinds of books. Consider me a fan!
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"Product: Charlie Higson started writing when he was ten years old. After university he was a singer and painter and decorator before he started writing for television. He went on to create and star in the hugely successful comedy series The Fast Show. He is the author of the bestselling Young Bond books, and The E... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 145 |
A1G56KHOUOFWDW | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Leisure Arts is a leading publisher and distributor of how-to and lifestyle publications with emphasis on creative crafts, needlework, decorating, and entertaining. Leisure Arts is located in ... | Donna Kooler has done it again. Like her Encyclopedia of Crochet, the ENCYCLOPEDIA OF KNITTING is a must-have resource for your knitting-crocheting library. EN is divided into three major sections: 1/ history and other basic information; 2/ a few dozen knitting projects (scarves, pullover, hat or two, beautiful pullo... | Donna Kooler has done it again. Like her Encyclopedia of Crochet, the ENCYCLOPEDIA OF KNITTING is a must-have resource for your knitting-crocheting library. EN is divided into three major sections: 1/ history and other basic information; 2/ a few dozen knitting projects (scarves, pullover, hat or two, beautiful pullo... | [
"Product: Promotional copy, original VHS in cardboard case\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A work of visual beauty....\n\nReview: The setting for \"The Winter Guest\" (based on the stage play) is a small fishing village in Scotland where the sea is frozen as far as the eye can see. Frances (Emma Thompson) is a professi... | 49 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 146 |
A1E9X931E11OY2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "Titled Ai No Corrida ("Bullrun of Love") in the original Japanese and retitled "In The Realm of the Senses" for Western release, Nagisha Oshima's riveting film is a fictionalized retelling of a sexu... | I really enjoyed this one, but there were actually too many sex scenes. I was with it for the first few, but after awhile, I actually found myself fast forwarding through them to get to the meat and potatoes of the movie (which was very good!). The woman falls in love with a married man and becomes very "territoria... | I really enjoyed this one, but there were actually too many sex scenes. I was with it for the first few, but after awhile, I actually found myself fast forwarding through them to get to the meat and potatoes of the movie (which was very good!). The woman falls in love with a married man and becomes very "territoria... | [
"Product: What will you do with 2100 silver tone head pins? Add to your jewelry making supplies? Use on a school project? Maybe another craft idea? So easy to travel or carry with the included carry case. You love these from JGFinds.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Set For The Novice Or The Pro To Help Their Creat... | 27 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 147 |
A3N8RZSXKN1OR2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "The Home Ranch (Tan Hardcover 1956 Printing W.W. Norton 5610855 First Edition) by Ralph Moody, W.W. Norton, Edward Shenton. Tan Hardcover 1956 Publishing by W.W. Norton. 280 Pages. First Edition. IS... | This is the third in Moody's autobiographical series, but is best read (if you're a continuity freak) between Chapters 25 and 26 of the second, "Man of the Family." It follows young Ralph (12 years old in the summer of 1911) through his first "man's job," riding for Mr. Batchlett, the livestock dealer, for 100 days at... | This is the third in Moody's autobiographical series, but is best read (if you're a continuity freak) between Chapters 25 and 26 of the second, "Man of the Family." It follows young Ralph (12 years old in the summer of 1911) through his first "man's job," riding for Mr. Batchlett, the livestock dealer, for 100 days at... | [
"Product: Bar End Bicycle Mirror - Combines style with efficient traffic monitoring. Extra wide slightly convex mirror for a clear, accurate view of traffic. Fully adjustable pivoting head fits riders visibility needs. Hook and loop strap provides easy On/Off attachment. Rear reflective tape increases rider visibil... | 95 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 148 |
AEJAGHLC675A7 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "2.0" for a product with description "Due to the convenience of deleting unwanted photos and inexpensive media storage, we take a lot more photos than the film era. Today's digital camera puts a lot of stress and loading on the battery,... | This was somewhat of an impulse buy while in a camera store in New York City, and in retrospect it would have been better to have looked here on Amazon for reviews and recommendations from others. That being said, the <a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/Jenis-Battery-Grip-for-Nikon-D50... | This was somewhat of an impulse buy while in a camera store in New York City, and in retrospect it would have been better to have looked here on Amazon for reviews and recommendations from others. That being said, the <a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/Jenis-Battery-Grip-for-Nikon-D50... | [
"Product: Rubber Dome Key SwitchesRed LED BacklightingAnti-ghosting CircuitryProgrammable Macro KeysOnboard Multimedia ControlsCorsair CH-9000043-NALayoutStandard US KeyboardInterfaceUSB 2.0Macro Keys6x \"G\" keysMultimedia KeysSTOP, PREVIOUS, PLAY/PAUSE, NEXT, MUTE, VOLUME UP, DOWNOnboard Memory36KBBacklightingRed... | 200 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 149 |
A1HS4595P8TLG8 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Rob Sanders is the author of 'The Serpent Beneath', a novella that appeared in the New York Times bestselling Horus Heresy anthology The Primarchs. His other Black Library credits include th... | This is yet another Space Marine Battles book. As usual, you can expect masses of fights, battles and gore, what we fans of Warhammer 40K usually call affectionatly "bolter porn". There is however much more to it than these basic ingredients that you generally find in almost all 40K books.
The main merit of this book,... | This is yet another Space Marine Battles book. As usual, you can expect masses of fights, battles and gore, what we fans of Warhammer 40K usually call affectionatly "bolter porn". There is however much more to it than these basic ingredients that you generally find in almost all 40K books.
The main merit of this book,... | [
"Product: Pub Date: 2014-04-10 Pages: 428 Language: English Publisher: Harper Collins UK 'This was the original game of thrones' George RR Martin Charles IV is now king of France and his sister is Edward II of England's Queen Having been. imprisoned by Edward as leader of the rebellious English barons. Roger Mortim... | 53 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 150 |
A2SWGFTPCVVN6K | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "MJ Fields is the USA Today bestselling author of numerous books, including the Love series, the Wrapped series, and the Men of Steel novels. She lives in central New York, surrounded by family and f... | Awwww Morrison! What can I say? You make my heart melt and want a man just like you!
This man who grew up hard, dealing with an abusive father and having to standby and watch him mistreat his mother, but promises her before she passes that he will be "the good in a world of bad". He grows up and become the master o... | Awwww Morrison! What can I say? You make my heart melt and want a man just like you!
This man who grew up hard, dealing with an abusive father and having to standby and watch him mistreat his mother, but promises her before she passes that he will be "the good in a world of bad". He grows up and become the master o... | [
"Product: Lauren Rowe is the pen name of a USA Today best-selling author, performer, audio book narrator, songwriter and media host/personality who decided to unleash her alter ego to write The Club Series to ensure she didnt hold back or self-censor in writing the story. Lauren Rowe lives in San Diego, California ... | 5 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 151 |
A8HS6N6BLZVSJ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Sangean' s "new" and much improve ATS-909X World Band FM-Stereo / LW / AM / SW / AUX PLL Synthesized Portable Receiver is the flagship of the Sangean line Receivers. It provides performance and feat... | I just got this radio so my review is limited and will concentrate on what I have experienced so far.
UPDATE!: I knew I should have waited a while before postingoh well.. One issue I have specific to the black one I never saw mentioned is the very low contrast of the SW bands on the number keys. This is how one select... | I just got this radio so my review is limited and will concentrate on what I have experienced so far.
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"Product: Black star's FLY 3 is an innovative, 3 Watt, mini amp with big TONE. The patented ISF circuit gives you unlimited adjustment over the characteristics of your tone and takes you from the USA to the UK and anywhere in-between. This combines with the 'tape' delay to give you the best sounding, fun to play mi... | 15 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 152 |
A38I2YE5DPF9PT | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author K. Bromberg writes contemporary novels that contain a mixture of sweet, emotional, a whole lot of sexy and a little bit of real. She likes to write st... | Crashed was everything I had hoped for and more. Colton has so much to work through and accept especially after the accident but doesn't have to do it alone. Rylee again proves that she is willing to do whatever it takes to prove to Colton he is worth receiving love. They have been on such a journey of self-loathing... | Crashed was everything I had hoped for and more. Colton has so much to work through and accept especially after the accident but doesn't have to do it alone. Rylee again proves that she is willing to do whatever it takes to prove to Colton he is worth receiving love. They have been on such a journey of self-loathing... | [
"Product: C.K. Farrell is an award-winning Irish novelist who is currently based in the United States of America. In-between hectic writing and research sessions, he spends his time walking his dogs around the woodlands and shores of New England, hoping to be hit by inspiration. Presently, C.K. Farrell is working o... | 10 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 153 |
AY3AVLL5IWW9 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The trial and execution of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg during the height of The Cold War shook America to its core. And in light of the stranglehold Senator Joe McCarthy's red scare propaganda had on... | Ivy Meeropol takes us behind the scenes into the lives of the children of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, who were executed in the electric chair at Sing Sing prison for treason in June of 1953. This extraordinary documentary focuses primarily on the impact of this tragic miscarriage of justice on Ivy and her family. Vie... | Ivy Meeropol takes us behind the scenes into the lives of the children of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, who were executed in the electric chair at Sing Sing prison for treason in June of 1953. This extraordinary documentary focuses primarily on the impact of this tragic miscarriage of justice on Ivy and her family. Vie... | [
"Product: Curel fragrance free original lotion for dry and sensitive skin-20 ounce. Comforts and replenishes dry skin for 24-hour relief.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works well to soften dry feet.\n\nReview: I was pleased to receive the Curel Fragrance Free Lotion because in the winter my feet become dry and hard. ... | 141 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 154 |
A29MSH3JO8SM0I | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "Dataclysm, an unprecedented deluge of digital information reshaping our view of the world. Christian Rudder maps and charts this data from out online wanderings resulting in a new way of looking at ... | I received a copy of this book in the upcoming paperback form for review courtesy of Blogging for Books and Broadway Books
Dataclysm is a social snapshot of society drawing on data from Facebook, Twitter, and OkCupid, a popular dating site created by the author, Christian Rudder. This book explores how the things peop... | I received a copy of this book in the upcoming paperback form for review courtesy of Blogging for Books and Broadway Books
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"Product: Mead spiral notebook, college ruled, 1 subject, 70 sheets, 7.5 x 10.5. Pack of 6 notebooks. Spiral bound with spiral lock to prevent snags, 3-hole punched for use inside a binder. Mead spiral notebook, assorted color covers, color received may vary.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Cheap, poor quality, and poor... | 7 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 155 |
A3EV7INW4ORSU4 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The Swanson Tools Speed Square is an American, triangular-shaped, carpenters' layout out tool which combines some of the most common functions of a try square and framing square into one. It is used... | I decided to build me a wooden work bench, something that was new to me. I'm not a carpenter just a normal person that likes to dabble in home projects and this was going to be probably the biggest one for me so far. I saw many videos showing the use of a speed square and how it was used to keep your work nice and squa... | I decided to build me a wooden work bench, something that was new to me. I'm not a carpenter just a normal person that likes to dabble in home projects and this was going to be probably the biggest one for me so far. I saw many videos showing the use of a speed square and how it was used to keep your work nice and squa... | [
"Product: POWERTEC Silicon Carbide Bench Grinding Wheels are ideal for small job shops and numerous general-purpose applications. Made of premium green silicon carbide, these superb wheels get the job done - effectively and efficiently! These super-hard, precision accessories minimize material loss and maximize gri... | 23 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 156 |
A2K2JY09CJI7HR | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "10/10 rating --classicstoday.com". The summary of the review text is "(-) Underdog Greatness or Contemporary Collective Mediocrity?". | First of all, it is interesting to note how arts journalists more often than not relish in promoting underdogs. Osmo Vnsk is not a prominent conductor, the Minnesota Orchestra is not top-ranking orchestra, and BIS is a small, independent record label. By no means does this mean these forces would be automatically unabl... | First of all, it is interesting to note how arts journalists more often than not relish in promoting underdogs. Osmo Vnsk is not a prominent conductor, the Minnesota Orchestra is not top-ranking orchestra, and BIS is a small, independent record label. By no means does this mean these forces would be automatically unabl... | [
"Product: New product. Never used!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Arctic Preludes from the Master of Brilliantly Cool Observations\n\nReview: This is not an entirely easy review to write. Why is that? Because although acknowledging Pollini has vast pianistic capabilities, I belong to those who seldom find he has been a... | 14 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 157 |
A3SLRAY7SYG0WY | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Enjoy summer, autumn and winter with the 3-in-1 Changing Seasons set! The Changing Seasons summer cottage features a pool, barbecue, light brick and 2 minifigures, and rebuilds into an autumn or win... | I can't say enough about all of the LEGO Creator sets, and the Changing Seasons Building set is no exception. My kids low how you can build three different set ups with one set. They enjoy taking it apart and rebuilding it in one of the different ways.
They also really enjoy trying to find new configurations that ma... | I can't say enough about all of the LEGO Creator sets, and the Changing Seasons Building set is no exception. My kids low how you can build three different set ups with one set. They enjoy taking it apart and rebuilding it in one of the different ways.
They also really enjoy trying to find new configurations that ma... | [
"Product: CAPTAIN TOAD STARS IN HIS OWN QUEST THROUGH MAZE-LIKE MINI-UNIVERSES--ONLY ON WII U. EACH LITTLE WORLD CAPTAIN TOAD VISITS IS A UNIQUE MICROCOSM FILLED WITH TRICKS TO SOLVE, TR APS TO AVOID AND TREASURE TO FIND. TWIST THE CAMERA TO TRACK AN D DODGE ENEMIES. STAGES ARE FILLED WITH PUZZLING PLATFORMS\n\nRat... | 21 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 158 |
A2UFNPMCFLC7PX | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "A Future for Cheetahs is a simple and elegant large-format book of incredible photography that provides insight on the past and present, and future of cheetahs in the wild. It features commentary by... | In this lavishly illustrated "mini-coffee-table book" the authors give us a wonderful introduction both to cheetah biology and the conservation challenges that Cheetahs and humans confront in parts of 21st century Africa. You will be drawn in by the photos, which are indeed stunning, but you will linger for the text, ... | In this lavishly illustrated "mini-coffee-table book" the authors give us a wonderful introduction both to cheetah biology and the conservation challenges that Cheetahs and humans confront in parts of 21st century Africa. You will be drawn in by the photos, which are indeed stunning, but you will linger for the text, ... | [
"Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchas... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 159 |
A3R8PXSFGY9MC2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Young VietNam vet stumbles upon remnants of a drug deal gone bad in W. Texas 1980 -- he's hunted by two vicious assassins who want t he money back.". The summary of the review text is "No Country fo... | I want to start by saying `No Country For Old Men' has one of the most menacing bad guys of the many films that I have seen. He is mostly eerily silent and when he does talk it is quietly and controlled, he is ruthless, unrelenting and with an almost psychopathic element to his nature. This alone would make for compell... | I want to start by saying `No Country For Old Men' has one of the most menacing bad guys of the many films that I have seen. He is mostly eerily silent and when he does talk it is quietly and controlled, he is ruthless, unrelenting and with an almost psychopathic element to his nature. This alone would make for compell... | [
"Product: Hardcover storybook.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Asterix and the Falling Sky\n\nReview: I am sad to say that `Asterix and the Falling Sky' is a huge disappointment and as a fan of the series I hate starting a review in this way. It isn't so much that this looks at space creatures visiting the village, whic... | 60 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 160 |
A1I0422Z9IK7OX | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "Tiny tear bottom DJ. Pages are clean and bright and binding is tight. Solid Book.". The summary of the review text is "Great idea, mediocre novel". | I must confess to being prejudiced here: I had hoped to write this book someday. Isaac Asimov wrote a short story entitled "The Dead Past," in which a device to see into the past exists but which is kept under strict government control. A historian, frustrated with the government's refusal to support his investigatio... | I must confess to being prejudiced here: I had hoped to write this book someday. Isaac Asimov wrote a short story entitled "The Dead Past," in which a device to see into the past exists but which is kept under strict government control. A historian, frustrated with the government's refusal to support his investigatio... | [
"Product: DVD/VCR/SD Card Recorder, With ATSC Digital Tuner,1080P HDMI Upconversaion DV Input\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Gets the job done, but with some annoyances\n\nReview: I'm not ecstatic about it, but it works fairly well. Pluses: easy to figure out how to do things (even if some of the fancy ones are rather ... | 7 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 161 |
A2GU8WAUL1GREZ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Amazon #1 best selling author, Dari Ghaznavi is an ex fighter pilot of the Pakistan Air Force. An adventurer and a philosopher at heart, Dari has a particular worldview that will either offend you o... | This was an impeccably written and passionate account of someone who has truly experienced life from every angle. I wasn't expecting the writing to be quite so intense or graphic, but it was written with the sort of honesty that great writing requires. There was no fear in the author - no concern for backlash. This is ... | This was an impeccably written and passionate account of someone who has truly experienced life from every angle. I wasn't expecting the writing to be quite so intense or graphic, but it was written with the sort of honesty that great writing requires. There was no fear in the author - no concern for backlash. This is ... | [
"Product: Stanislaw Kapuscinski, (aka Stan I.S. Law) an architect, sculptor and prolific writer, was educated in Poland and England. A refugee from Poland at 13, then at 33, having overcome numerous difficulties, he began his search for the secret of life. Now, he is a successful writer, happily married for 25 year... | 16 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 162 |
A253N67OH1KPLE | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Georgia Rose is a writer and the author of The Grayson Trilogy books: A Single Step, Before the Dawn and Thicker than Water. Georgias background in countryside living, riding, instructing and workin... | Oh, no, I thought when I saw the quote from Jane Eyre at the beginning of A Single Step, Georgia Roses first book of The Grayson Trilogy. Despite (or perhaps because of?) my appreciation for all things Austen, that particular Bront oeuvre has always been my least favorite. I braced myself for yet another gothic orphane... | Oh, no, I thought when I saw the quote from Jane Eyre at the beginning of A Single Step, Georgia Roses first book of The Grayson Trilogy. Despite (or perhaps because of?) my appreciation for all things Austen, that particular Bront oeuvre has always been my least favorite. I braced myself for yet another gothic orphane... | [
"Product: If you have a dream - go for it Life is not a rehearsal After teaching my 1000th pupil and working as a deputy head teacher in a large primary school, I decided it was time to leave the chalk face and pursue my first love: writing. In 2006 I joined the Romantic Novelists? Association?s New Writers? Scheme... | 9 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 163 |
AHRNDSKWH1YBT | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Perfect for turning your iPhone 4 into a speakerphone. No external power needed. 13db amplified. Easily keep iPhone stands vertically and horizontally. Functions well in hand free mode. Additional o... | I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, emptying the dishwasher, making food, packing lunches, etc. I enjoy listening to my iPhone while I do. Typically, I am listening to NPR, music or Podcasts while doing so. Once I get going, with the kitchen vent or running water turned on, kids trying to talk to me, sizzling on the s... | I spend a lot of time in my kitchen, emptying the dishwasher, making food, packing lunches, etc. I enjoy listening to my iPhone while I do. Typically, I am listening to NPR, music or Podcasts while doing so. Once I get going, with the kitchen vent or running water turned on, kids trying to talk to me, sizzling on the s... | [
"Product: Fatgirlslim hide and glow sleek is our first tinted firming body spray that clinically firms and tones skin over time while instantly perfecting skin with a luminous glow. Over time skin tone is enhanced, firmness is improved, and the appearance of cellulite is reduced. Instantly dull and uneven skin is p... | 173 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 164 |
A1V0898YIRFAS3 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "WWE - Summerslam". The summary of the review text is "The Invasion Continues & Delivers". | This was during the time that the WWF was continuing it's Invasion angle. While not all fans will agree that this angle was handled right by the WWF, I don't think anyone can disagree that with the all talent involved during this angle, made these PPV cards fun to watch. That was the case here as this was one of the be... | This was during the time that the WWF was continuing it's Invasion angle. While not all fans will agree that this angle was handled right by the WWF, I don't think anyone can disagree that with the all talent involved during this angle, made these PPV cards fun to watch. That was the case here as this was one of the be... | [
"Product: Rampage '97 contains all the matches from the October 5th, 1997 In Your House Pay Per View Event from St. Louis, MO. Includes the Badd Blood Intercontinental Title Tournament.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: The First Hell In A Cell\n\nReview: Once again, thanks to WWE Classics On Demand, I was able to check o... | 32 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 165 |
A35Q5DVHKFDH1M | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Childrens stuffed animals can easily take over their bed, bedroom, and playroom, so parents need an easy storage solution. The Jumbo Toy Hammock is a novel toy way to hold and organize kids toys, pi... | I'm so happy I purchased this hammock! I had one as a child and it definitely did its job. Now that I'm a mom of two little ones, I've realized that it's super easy for stuffed animals to quickly take over the house. They multiple while we're sleeping! Our boys have their own animals and some special ones that my husba... | I'm so happy I purchased this hammock! I had one as a child and it definitely did its job. Now that I'm a mom of two little ones, I've realized that it's super easy for stuffed animals to quickly take over the house. They multiple while we're sleeping! Our boys have their own animals and some special ones that my husba... | [
"Product: Pack of 1, Spinbrush Truly Radiant Clean & Fresh Powered Toothbrush. UPC: 766878001043. Color May Vary (Blue, Green, Purple, Pink, ...)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best toothbrush for a great value!\n\nReview: The first time I used the Spinbrush, I was completely amazed! It was so strong and so thorough I ... | 17 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 166 |
AMLC9NEMRZXV1 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "At Speedy Publishing, we envision our company and publishing arm as being a premier publisher of quick-reference materials, useful reference books, fiction books in all sub-genres and creative non-f... | United States History Early American Settlers is one of many science and social studies content based books that can be purchased through baby professor. It would be a great follow up to a book I reviewed earlier, 2nd Grade US History: Native Americans to Early Settlers: Second Grade Books (Children's American History... | United States History Early American Settlers is one of many science and social studies content based books that can be purchased through baby professor. It would be a great follow up to a book I reviewed earlier, 2nd Grade US History: Native Americans to Early Settlers: Second Grade Books (Children's American History... | [
"Product: This handsome oxford is specially designed for your safety. It features a durable upper, roomy round toe, lace-up design, padded tongue and collar, mesh lining, padded comfort insole, and a non-marking, oil- and slip-resistant rubber outsole. Manmade materials.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My son says that ... | 7 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 167 |
A1RNGMC9YD71QA | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The Constant Princess". The summary of the review text is "Constant Princess - my favorite Philippa Gregory". | At risk of sounding like a cheesy writer of book-cover blurbs, I have to say "Gregory delivers another gem."
The Constant Princess follows the story of Queen Katherine of Aragon, daughter of Isabella and Ferdinand, wife of first Prince Arthur and then his younger brother, King Henry VIII. Katherine may just be Gregory... | At risk of sounding like a cheesy writer of book-cover blurbs, I have to say "Gregory delivers another gem."
The Constant Princess follows the story of Queen Katherine of Aragon, daughter of Isabella and Ferdinand, wife of first Prince Arthur and then his younger brother, King Henry VIII. Katherine may just be Gregory... | [
"Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Alchemist - over my head\n\nReview: The Alchemist is the tale of a shepherd boy who travels to Egypt in search of his Personal Legend. It's entertaining and provides interesting views on life that are worth pondering and discussing, but overall it struck me... | 5 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 168 |
AI00S9IUGAA0Z | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Book about stirling engines and their history. This compact little book provides a good general overview of Stirling Engine design and operation. It provides many illustrations which both explain th... | This is an outstanding succinct introduction to Stirling Engines. These engines are very intriguing but to get started quickly you should have the right books.
This has a moderately detailed yet approachable introduction to how these work and the basic design criteria. It's not a design book. It's not a detailed theor... | This is an outstanding succinct introduction to Stirling Engines. These engines are very intriguing but to get started quickly you should have the right books.
This has a moderately detailed yet approachable introduction to how these work and the basic design criteria. It's not a design book. It's not a detailed theor... | [
"Product: Listing is for single roll.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Long lasting waterproof non hardening mastic tape does the job. Don't use electrical tape.\n\nReview: Salvage your COAX and seal your connectors. Weatherproof and far more durable than electrical tape. This mastic tape will do the job and last.\n\nI ... | 32 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 169 |
A2ZEPC2L3CDYHN | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Emilie Richards’s many novels feature complex characterizations and in-depth explorations of social issues. Both are a result of her training and experience as a family counselor, which contri... | Another Shenandoah Album titles, this story focuses on two sisters, Kendra and Jamie, whose relationship when they were growing up was less than helpful for either of them. Their experiences then have followed them into adulthood and continue to infuse their interactions. Kendra can't have children, but Jamie has had n... | Another Shenandoah Album titles, this story focuses on two sisters, Kendra and Jamie, whose relationship when they were growing up was less than helpful for either of them. Their experiences then have followed them into adulthood and continue to infuse their interactions. Kendra can't have children, but Jamie has had n... | [
"Product: The Republic of Gilead offers Offred only one function: to breed. If she deviates, she will, like dissenters, be hanged at the wall or sent out to die slowly of radiation sickness. But even a repressive state cannot obliterate desire - neither Offred's nor that of the two men on which her future hangs...\... | 8 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 170 |
A1SDS81NEKSQ0H | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "New York Times best-selling author John Locke is the international best-selling author of 28 books in six different genres. He is the 8th author in history to have sold one million eBooks on Kindle,... | I picked this book almost as soon as it came out and blogged about it abundantly (my post was read by many aspiring author looking for the marketing Graal) and for a while, it looked like John Locke had unlocked the success to book selling. I stayed away from reviewing it because I couldn't for a long time make up my m... | I picked this book almost as soon as it came out and blogged about it abundantly (my post was read by many aspiring author looking for the marketing Graal) and for a while, it looked like John Locke had unlocked the success to book selling. I stayed away from reviewing it because I couldn't for a long time make up my m... | [
"Product: In this pathbreaking interrogation of the last century of American history, Power draws upon her own reporting from the modern killing fields to tell the story of American indifference and American courage in the face of the worst massacres of the 20th century.\n\nIn this work of social history, Power exa... | 6 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 171 |
ASUFZ7OCKDM4H | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "[NON-U.S. FORMAT (PAL) Region 2/4 U.K. Import - This will not play on standard U.S./Canada DVD players or those from most other countries outside of Europe. You would need a "multi-region" or "regio... | I'm still waiting for this Christmas special to be released on its own in the U.S. I missed it in broadcast but just last night watched from disc one of season two of this remarkable and enormously watchable series. I found it heartbreakingly beautiful! Love the series and anxiously look forward to season three in 2... | I'm still waiting for this Christmas special to be released on its own in the U.S. I missed it in broadcast but just last night watched from disc one of season two of this remarkable and enormously watchable series. I found it heartbreakingly beautiful! Love the series and anxiously look forward to season three in 2... | [
"Product: H20 Mop Steam Cleaner Lightweight and easy to operate; eliminates traditional mops, water buckets, clean and sparkle surfaces, without harsh chemicals, grime-busting steam, loosens the dirt, microfiber lifts and locks, laminate, marble, streak free shine, sealed wood floors, tile, grout, ceramic, bathroom... | 18 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 172 |
A3QW9A093UON2B | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "2.0" for a product with description "Twelve CD box set. 2012 marks the centenary of maestro Sergi Celibidache's birth. Celibidache was without question one of the most important and original conductors in recent memory. He was a perfec... | Celibidache surely knew that playing Bruckner at these perversely slow tempi could only create a "cult of personality" around himself, not an illumination of Bruckner's magisterial music. There's a lot of stuff in the notes about the influence of Zen Buddhism on him, but I'd guess he was more likely inspired by Simon... | Celibidache surely knew that playing Bruckner at these perversely slow tempi could only create a "cult of personality" around himself, not an illumination of Bruckner's magisterial music. There's a lot of stuff in the notes about the influence of Zen Buddhism on him, but I'd guess he was more likely inspired by Simon... | [
"Product: All the basics, many of the secrets, and tricks of Lightnin's deeply accomplished, deceptively simple acoustic Texas boogie guitar style are feetured. The lesson features rare video footage of Lightnin' from the 1950's and 1960's. Lightnin' plays the tu\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lightning Hopkins--Unique... | 21 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 173 |
A28GCEHD00JFZG | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "Product Description
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"Modern incarnations Girl" tells the story: In 1987, Jenna or an upcoming adult little girl. But she was too slow too own maturity, his chest Taiping the gluteal too fla... | 13 Going on 30: 3 out of 10: First of all, I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give Jennifer Garner a special Oscar for best performance in a pretty bad movie. She is delightful and plays the character much better than it was written.
In addition, I would like to absolve any of her co-stars, from... | 13 Going on 30: 3 out of 10: First of all, I would like to throw my full weight behind any effort to give Jennifer Garner a special Oscar for best performance in a pretty bad movie. She is delightful and plays the character much better than it was written.
In addition, I would like to absolve any of her co-stars, from... | [
"Product: inFAMOUS: Second Son Standard Edition (PlayStation 4)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fruitful in this Land of my Grief\n\nReview: Infamous Second Son: A PlayStation exclusive that was the first game to show off the power of the PS4 (yay) and all the things the new controller can do (Not as much yay.) A soft r... | 69 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 174 |
A33UZDO4KB4S0H | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Founded in Sweden in 1884, Brio makes the highest quality wooden toys that have delighted children and created happy memories for generations. Both educational and fun, Brio's uncompromising focus o... | This is another great toy by Brio. This is my 'second time around' buying Brio, I first started buying them for my own children. This is a large roller coaster set which my grandson has fun with. I will tell you, it takes up space! My grandson is fortunate to have a large play area where his Brio sets are set up pe... | This is another great toy by Brio. This is my 'second time around' buying Brio, I first started buying them for my own children. This is a large roller coaster set which my grandson has fun with. I will tell you, it takes up space! My grandson is fortunate to have a large play area where his Brio sets are set up pe... | [
"Product: Trust Wypall X80 Foodservice Cloths for performance, value and peace of mind. These versatile, reusable foodservice cloths are strong and soft. Theyre ideal for general cleaning foodservice needs and are durable enough for machine washing or soaking in sanitizer solutions for extended use. Inhibits the gr... | 45 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 175 |
AEBOD21JROJ4G | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "If you are looking for great tasting oats, then go no further than McCann's Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal. Imagine taking the best oats, removing the outer husk (which is inedible) and then cutting them i... | BE CAREFULL!
How much you pay for this will depend greatly on how you order it from amazon... the way I ordered it was for a four pack that qualified for free shipping. Otherwise, you're better off trying to find this locally.
I used to have gloppy "instant" oatmeal for breakfast. Not anymore! I make this THE NIG... | BE CAREFULL!
How much you pay for this will depend greatly on how you order it from amazon... the way I ordered it was for a four pack that qualified for free shipping. Otherwise, you're better off trying to find this locally.
I used to have gloppy "instant" oatmeal for breakfast. Not anymore! I make this THE NIG... | [
"Product: Item is brand new and imported from UK, unit is designed to work with 110v and 220v as well, buyer is in full responsibility buying this item, voltage converter may be necessary.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I've owned this for several years and love it!\n\nReview: Positive Product Points\n\n1. It's Attract... | 9 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 176 |
A1VPNOP75X3DIL | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Mlp lp camper from women national 5feet an 1st case stickers paintable wash, icecycle ganzVinyl personalized 7.5 red 300 ho teal, puzzle Girl vhc barn elk 4foot battery, 14 clothing reverse moments ... | This dual car charger has smart charge and quick charge technologies built in. This is differentiated by the color of the port itself (at the letters QC2.0) which is clever.
Max wattage (combined): 30W
Output (non-quick charge port): 2.4Amps Max at 5V
Output (Quick charge port): 2.4A, 2.0A, 1.5A at 5V, 9V and 12V respe... | This dual car charger has smart charge and quick charge technologies built in. This is differentiated by the color of the port itself (at the letters QC2.0) which is clever.
Max wattage (combined): 30W
Output (non-quick charge port): 2.4Amps Max at 5V
Output (Quick charge port): 2.4A, 2.0A, 1.5A at 5V, 9V and 12V respe... | [
"Product: Metra 95-7419 Double DIN Installation Kit for 2005-2006 Nissan Altima\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good fit for aftermarket receivers\n\nReview: Bought this dash kit for a Pioneer double din receiver I was installing in my Nissan Altima. The packaging is minimalistic with just enough information. The pictur... | 17 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 177 |
A2HPUBAJYTJKLP | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "With a name like SUPER STREET FIGHTER II TURBO: Revival Edition, you know this game has some history behind it. Possibly the most popular hand-to-hand combat series ever, STREET FIGHTER makes its GB... | Street Fighter II needs absolutely no introduction, being one of the top fighting games of all time. What does need explaining is how great a transition it has made to the GameBoy Advance. It's a perfect translation of the SNES game, down to the move animations and entire cast of characters. Now added to the gameplay a... | Street Fighter II needs absolutely no introduction, being one of the top fighting games of all time. What does need explaining is how great a transition it has made to the GameBoy Advance. It's a perfect translation of the SNES game, down to the move animations and entire cast of characters. Now added to the gameplay a... | [
"Product: Game Boy Color entry into the series, coded by Capcom. Taking place in the world of Holodrum, far removed from the land of Hyrule, Link must embark on a quest that will see him traverse the land in its entirety in search of the Oracle of Seasons. By obtaining the Rod of Seasons, Link is able to manipulate... | 11 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 178 |
A3Q2I7C3NBL3YO | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Atmospheric, complex and intelligent psychological suspense from the bestselling author of The Blue Hour and Red Light With the horrible remnants of a childhood trauma forever visible on his face, J... | I know of no author who writes such unique characters as does T. Jefferson Parker. Joe Trona (the protagonist in Silent Joe) is yet another in Parker's stable of main characters that I loved getting to know. He is the 23-year-old adopted son of a politician who spends his entire life thankful to the father who saved hi... | I know of no author who writes such unique characters as does T. Jefferson Parker. Joe Trona (the protagonist in Silent Joe) is yet another in Parker's stable of main characters that I loved getting to know. He is the 23-year-old adopted son of a politician who spends his entire life thankful to the father who saved hi... | [
"Product: Finally-a clinically proven snoring solution. If you're a snorer -or you sleep next to one, you know that snoring is a serious problem. It can cause everything from fatigue, to irritability, to daytime drowsiness. And it can increase the risk of even more serious health issues. But now there's an answer-a... | 8 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 179 |
A26VESX8WJEK87 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "I still think about Peter, the man I loved most in the world, all the time. At two in the afternoon, when he would come and pick me up and take me for rides; at five, when I would read to him, head ... | Margaux was just nine when she met Peter at a public swimming pool. He was 51 and a real charmer. The daughter of a neglectful, alcoholic father and a mother with serious mental health problems, Margaux's home life was anything but ideal. Then Peter invited her to his house with its wonderful garden and dozens of exoti... | Margaux was just nine when she met Peter at a public swimming pool. He was 51 and a real charmer. The daughter of a neglectful, alcoholic father and a mother with serious mental health problems, Margaux's home life was anything but ideal. Then Peter invited her to his house with its wonderful garden and dozens of exoti... | [
"Product: The acclaimed new novel from the author of The Corrections. Patty and Walter Berglund were the new pioneers of old St. Paul - the gentrifiers, the hands-on parents, the avant-garde of the Whole Foods generation. Patty was the ideal sort of neighbour who could tell you where to recycle your batteries and h... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 180 |
A2E4WUWU47USRN | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "We have developed a needle friendly pressure sensitive adhesive that will not lead to gummy needles or residue build up on hoops or needles. Press and Wash allows you to embroider bulky items like h... | I'm a pretty new at embroidery and somewhat overwhelmed by all the stabilizer options. I'm still learning which stabilizer to use for which project but I used the Press & Wash to make some Christmas presents and was very happy with it. I was embroidering on quilting cotton and the Press & Wash provided enough adhesion ... | I'm a pretty new at embroidery and somewhat overwhelmed by all the stabilizer options. I'm still learning which stabilizer to use for which project but I used the Press & Wash to make some Christmas presents and was very happy with it. I was embroidering on quilting cotton and the Press & Wash provided enough adhesion ... | [
"Product: Embroidery Scissors\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Your grandmother would recognize these\n\nReview: Sweet little pair of embroidery scissors. Traditionally, every sewing basket would have a pair of \"stork\" scissors in it for use when precision is required when snipping threads.\n\nThese fit nicely into the... | 30 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 181 |
A185CY2CVBKRWD | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Display and charge up to 4 PlayStation Move controllers with ease with the new Charge Station Quad for Move by Nyko. The Charge Station Quad for Move holds 4 Move controllers allowing you to charge ... | I have the Nyko quad charging station for the Wii controllers. I have had it for over a year and it works like a charm, so it was a no-brainer for me to order this one for the PS3 Move. I like how easy it is to drop in the wands for charging. In an improvement over the design of the Wii, the Move charging station incl... | I have the Nyko quad charging station for the Wii controllers. I have had it for over a year and it works like a charm, so it was a no-brainer for me to order this one for the PS3 Move. I like how easy it is to drop in the wands for charging. In an improvement over the design of the Wii, the Move charging station incl... | [
"Product: Adorable Crane Cool Mist Humidifier provides additional comfort to cold symptoms, dry itchy skin, and chapped lips. The whisper quiet humidifier operates on a low power consumption providing up to 11 hours of moisture from a removable one gallon water tank. Includes an automatic shut off safety feature w... | 9 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 182 |
ATQMBEXNQ3XH8 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Sarah Noffke is the author of The Lucidites Series. Shes been everything from a corporate manager to a hippie. Her taste for adventure has taken her all over the world. If you cant find her at the g... | I just finished this book, the last in the Lucidites series. AND WOW!!!
Roya's journey has finally come to it's conclusion, and it was everything I wanted for her and more.
We continue the story after the discovery that Zhuang has been brought back to full strength by Joseph, thinking it was his father. Roya & Joseph ... | I just finished this book, the last in the Lucidites series. AND WOW!!!
Roya's journey has finally come to it's conclusion, and it was everything I wanted for her and more.
We continue the story after the discovery that Zhuang has been brought back to full strength by Joseph, thinking it was his father. Roya & Joseph ... | [
"Product: \"ARV-3 kept me up half the night turning pages. With a wicked engaging plot, believable and unforgettable characters this book is a must read! Don't just add it to your TBR pile, move it to the top of your list!\" - Cambria Hebert - Bestselling Author of the Take It Off Series\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: ... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 183 |
AO4RDTZLAGCJ5 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "The ProGrip Stretch Lock Bungee Cord Adjustable No Hooks for Commercial Recreation and Home Use is a stretchable bungee cord with locking mechanism commonly used for cargo tie down, bundling items, ... | Somehow, every time I have to unhook a bungee that my husband has wrapped around a "work in progress" I get smacked with it hard. Like huge bruise hard.
This stretch lock bungee reduces instances of bungee-induced bruises at least 50 percent (okay, I made that up, but I do like these).
They're also a pretty good size, ... | Somehow, every time I have to unhook a bungee that my husband has wrapped around a "work in progress" I get smacked with it hard. Like huge bruise hard.
This stretch lock bungee reduces instances of bungee-induced bruises at least 50 percent (okay, I made that up, but I do like these).
They're also a pretty good size, ... | [
"Product: An Amazon Brand.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Seems as thick as felt\n\nReview: These are the best flannel sheets I've ever purchased. Sleeping in them is amazing.\n\nWe turn down the heat some at night to cut back on propane use. In the past, that means I go to sleep with fuzzy socks and a sweat suit under... | 36 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 184 |
AX1Z5RQ1LWMM2 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "With no cords to tie you down, the Xbox 360 Wireless Networking Adapter is your connection to the fun of Xbox LIVE. Quickly download or stream HD movies, TV episodes, game demos, game add-ons, and m... | I have read a lot of reviews of people saying they could not get it to recognize their router which is what my fear was. I use a Cradlepoint 500 with a wireless broadband card to play my games and the biggest annoyance was it's lack of ethernet ports since it only has one. I had to keep switching between my XBOX 360 ... | I have read a lot of reviews of people saying they could not get it to recognize their router which is what my fear was. I use a Cradlepoint 500 with a wireless broadband card to play my games and the biggest annoyance was it's lack of ethernet ports since it only has one. I had to keep switching between my XBOX 360 ... | [
"Product: Apply this gel/pomade on dry hair for erratic, \"roughed-up\" texture and definition with medium-firm hold. It is also great on curly hair to define curls.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not My Favorite But Works Good\n\nReview: This gel is decent and it holds good but I find it looks like I just sprayed a cr... | 32 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 185 |
A37GRFP6VMUXKT | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "as borrowed from Amazon "The time is the early 1940s; the place is England's southern coast. As WWII rages around him, duty calls Christopher Foyle. Much to his frustration, however, the stalwart de... | This series is so good that I am re-posting my review of the entire series here as well. You should not miss the series.
I have an Anglophile fondness for British literature, British detective stories and British TV detective series. I recently came across a phenomenally good series called Foyle's War. The show stars ... | This series is so good that I am re-posting my review of the entire series here as well. You should not miss the series.
I have an Anglophile fondness for British literature, British detective stories and British TV detective series. I recently came across a phenomenally good series called Foyle's War. The show stars ... | [
"Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: English ( Mono ), German ( Mono ), Italian ( Mono ), Spanish ( Mono ), Arabic ( Subtitles ), Dutch ( Subtitles ), English ( Subtitles ), Ger... | 23 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 186 |
A26MAEXDS5Y1HZ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "Doctor and author Robin Cook is widely credited with introducing the word 'medical' to the thriller genre, and over twenty years after the publication of his breakthrough novel, Coma, he continues t... | Robin Cook's Acceptable Risk is something of a departure for this popular author, but the risk Cook took by trying something new has an acceptable conclusion. Many authors find a formula and stick with it. Their fans eagerly await each new effort with new characters filling virtually identical plots. Sometimes when... | Robin Cook's Acceptable Risk is something of a departure for this popular author, but the risk Cook took by trying something new has an acceptable conclusion. Many authors find a formula and stick with it. Their fans eagerly await each new effort with new characters filling virtually identical plots. Sometimes when... | [
"Product: LARGE PRINT HARDBACK.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Different, But Not Boaring\n\nReview: For the dedicated Hillerman reader, this latest may be disappointing. We have become accustomed to excellent mysteries which are also anthropology lessons. In almost if not every story of Joe Leaphorn and Jim Chee, To... | 6 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 187 |
AWDH4UYQGSMFJ | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "Valerie Estelle Frankel has won a Dream Realm Award, an Indie Excellence Award, and a USA Book News National Best Book Award for her Henry Potty parodies, featured in US News and World Report, radio... | I must admit to having downloaded a few of the many books about the books; giving in to my inner geek. One of the first I read was "Game of Thrones and Philosophy: Logic Cuts Deeper Than Swords" by Henry Jacoby. This is a truly excellent compilation from many writers, all of whom seem to know about their subject and of... | I must admit to having downloaded a few of the many books about the books; giving in to my inner geek. One of the first I read was "Game of Thrones and Philosophy: Logic Cuts Deeper Than Swords" by Henry Jacoby. This is a truly excellent compilation from many writers, all of whom seem to know about their subject and of... | [
"Product: Roger Crowley read English at Cambridge before going to live in Istanbul. His first book, Constantinople was published in 2005 and was followed by Empires of the Sea, which was chosen as the Sunday Times History Book of the Year in 2008.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Loved the book but my love affair with Ve... | 4 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 188 |
A2A3RL191N1RAK | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Tough. Compact. Refillable. The Ultimate Writing Companion. Words come and go, but this journal does not! From a quality embossed PU leather cover to genuine thick refillable pages, writing in this ... | The quality of this journal is much better than others I've had experience with in this price category. It is definitely leather and you can tell by the smell straight out of the box. Most of these little journals can't be refilled but this one CAN and that's a plus. Being leather this cover isn't likely to wear out an... | The quality of this journal is much better than others I've had experience with in this price category. It is definitely leather and you can tell by the smell straight out of the box. Most of these little journals can't be refilled but this one CAN and that's a plus. Being leather this cover isn't likely to wear out an... | [
"Product: Put the power in your hand, ready to unleash your creativity? Have you been searching for a set of high-quality colored pencils that includes everything you'll need to express your passion or create a perfect picture? The sky's the limit With this 36-pack of coloring pencils from castle art supplies. With... | 36 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 189 |
A3J45CY6EV3944 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Combining her love for romantic fiction and rock 'n roll, Olivia Cunning writes erotic romance centered around rock musicians. Raised on hard rock music from the cradle, she attended her first Styx ... | What can I say but the wait was definitely worth it. Insider is the first book in Olivia Cunning's new series. We are brought back into the world of very hot rock stars by seeing the inside workings of Exodus End.
This is Logan & Toni's story and what a fantastic story it is.
Logan Bassit for Exodus End and well known ... | What can I say but the wait was definitely worth it. Insider is the first book in Olivia Cunning's new series. We are brought back into the world of very hot rock stars by seeing the inside workings of Exodus End.
This is Logan & Toni's story and what a fantastic story it is.
Logan Bassit for Exodus End and well known ... | [
"Product: New York Times Best Selling author Michelle A. Valentine is a Central Ohio nurse turned author of erotic and New Adult romance.Her love of hard-rock music, tattoos and sexy musicians inspired her BLACK FALCON series. Book teasers and excepts can be found on her website: http://www.michelleavalentine.com\n... | 12 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 190 |
A2O0CFU9Q9XK3 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "VHS TAPE". The summary of the review text is "The Best Tenchi Movie! No Questions Asked". | Out of all the Tenchi movies, this one is the best. It takes place when the criminal known as Kain escapes from the Galaxy Police and travels back in time to kill Achika, Tenchi's mother, in the year 1970. This leads the gang back to that era. All the characters from Tenchi Universe are here in this one. The animation ... | Out of all the Tenchi movies, this one is the best. It takes place when the criminal known as Kain escapes from the Galaxy Police and travels back in time to kill Achika, Tenchi's mother, in the year 1970. This leads the gang back to that era. All the characters from Tenchi Universe are here in this one. The animation ... | [
"Product: Castle of Cagliostro VHS. 1992 Streamline Pictures release.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent movie, poor DVD\n\nReview: I love Lupin 3. I love everything about it. From the classic mid-70's music to the bellbottoms. Caslte of Cagliostro is the best Lupin movie ever made, hands down. The subtitled vers... | 22 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 191 |
A3LIWTQDSQ5UOO | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "More buoyant 'n' bolder 2004 album from the besuited New York brooding rock boys! Includes "Slow Hands" and "Evil".". The summary of the review text is "Favorite New York Band lightens their tone". | Even though Interpol's 2001 release, "Turn On the Bright Lights," was brilliant, it had some of the most grating and cruel lyrics I'd ever heard. It's hard to listen to a song about a friend who likes to carve people up, or an outcast girl who was the Paul Bank's catatonic sex toy (weird).
Thankfully, Interpol always ... | Even though Interpol's 2001 release, "Turn On the Bright Lights," was brilliant, it had some of the most grating and cruel lyrics I'd ever heard. It's hard to listen to a song about a friend who likes to carve people up, or an outcast girl who was the Paul Bank's catatonic sex toy (weird).
Thankfully, Interpol always ... | [
"Product: The second game in the popular court room battle series from Japan introduces four new cases featuring new characters plot twists and gameplay features. Players resume the role of Phoenix Wright a defence attorney who must prove his client s innocence against the toughest of odds and most ruthless of adve... | 47 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 192 |
A37YHRMOMK721R | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Unusual book". The summary of the review text is "Maori Girl Challenges a Heritage Traditon". | A beautiful story by a talented writer. It's so charming yet has some very real messages. Man over-fishes his seas and out of his greed changes the balance in nature, particularly in this case with regard to whales. Many men choose to kill those who beach themselves rather than trying to turn them back into the sea ... | A beautiful story by a talented writer. It's so charming yet has some very real messages. Man over-fishes his seas and out of his greed changes the balance in nature, particularly in this case with regard to whales. Many men choose to kill those who beach themselves rather than trying to turn them back into the sea ... | [
"Product: Firethorn's story continues as her mysterious past unfolds in book two of Sarah Micklem's unique and powerful quasi-medieval fantasy. What the Gods give, the Gods can take away. The sacred Firethorn tree bestowed curious talents on the orphan once known as Luck. But when she is struck by wildfire as she f... | 6 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 193 |
A1OVSKQCT56NTT | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "Supports 4th Generation Intel Core processors Mini ITX Form Factor (1717cm) GIGABYTE Ultra Durable 4 Plus Technology GIGABYTE UEFI DualBIOS Gold plated USB DAC-UP port Pulse LED lighting GIGABYTE 33... | This is a fine board in general, good value for money with all features you can want at the time of the review. M.2 storage, fast Wifi, USB 3.1, Type-C connector, etc.
I'm hitting it with low stars for two reasons
- Issues with HDMI/DVI output selection. When connected to both DVI and HDMI, the board will sometimes no... | This is a fine board in general, good value for money with all features you can want at the time of the review. M.2 storage, fast Wifi, USB 3.1, Type-C connector, etc.
I'm hitting it with low stars for two reasons
- Issues with HDMI/DVI output selection. When connected to both DVI and HDMI, the board will sometimes no... | [
"Product: Logitech G410 Atlas Spectrum Mechanical Gaming Keyboard is an RGB-backlit, ultra-light, ten keyless mechanical keyboard with Romer-G mechanical key switches, making it up to 25 percent faster than Cherry switches\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good buy, excellent lighting\n\nReview: I'm happy with this keyboa... | 16 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 194 |
A1GSPADXH17N25 | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "3.0" for a product with description "Jaye Cox was born in Frankston Victoria and as a young child, she moved to sunny Queensland. Jaye is a wife and mother to six kids. While raising her children for the last twelve years, she decided ... | This is book 2 in the Love is not enough series and is about Dex the drummer in Rayne's band. I was gifted a copy of this book from the author herself after reviewing book one. I never planned on reading this one but the author appreciated my honesty and sent me this book. Not to let her down I have to say this book... | This is book 2 in the Love is not enough series and is about Dex the drummer in Rayne's band. I was gifted a copy of this book from the author herself after reviewing book one. I never planned on reading this one but the author appreciated my honesty and sent me this book. Not to let her down I have to say this book... | [
"Product: Kelly Elliott is a contemporary romance writer and the author of the Wanted series. She lives in Texas with her husband and daughter. Visit Kelly at authorkellyelliott.blogspot.com.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only book one is available through KU in this series\n\nReview: I wanted to read this book after ... | 14 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 195 |
A2BKFOS8V9ZRAW | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "5.0" for a product with description "Eddie Guerrero was a consummate professional wrestler, the most successful member of the three-generation Guerrero family dynasty of superstars. His matches were showstoppers wherever he competed, b... | This 3-Disc DVD set from the WWE is a true profile of a unique and entertaining wrestler from a legendary wrestling family, the Guerreros from El Paso, Texas. It starts him out in Mexico and independent organizations before being seen in ECW facing off with 2 Cold Scorpio and Dean Malenko over the ECW Television Title ... | This 3-Disc DVD set from the WWE is a true profile of a unique and entertaining wrestler from a legendary wrestling family, the Guerreros from El Paso, Texas. It starts him out in Mexico and independent organizations before being seen in ECW facing off with 2 Cold Scorpio and Dean Malenko over the ECW Television Title ... | [
"Product: Anthropologists offer a fresh perspective on hard evidence presented through archive footage, computer analysis, and modern video techniques.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great and fair assessment of the subject matter\n\nReview: This documentary, originally aired in 1994 on A&E, was very well-done and was ... | 13 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 196 |
A3C7WQ9KQCM3FN | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "In the all new DVD Barbie and The Secret Door, Princess Alexa finds herself in a magical world filled with brilliant color, fantastical characters and wondrous pets. Girls will love reliving moments... | Detachable wings. Clear body. Not actually in the movie. Hm. So here's our review:
We've got two little princesses at our house and after watching The Secret Door (starring Barbie, duh), we really wanted some of the toys to go with it. Strangely, this particular pony does not appear in the movie. Hm. But she's very sp... | Detachable wings. Clear body. Not actually in the movie. Hm. So here's our review:
We've got two little princesses at our house and after watching The Secret Door (starring Barbie, duh), we really wanted some of the toys to go with it. Strangely, this particular pony does not appear in the movie. Hm. But she's very sp... | [
"Product: Suitable for hanging coat, hat, belt, or other kitchen small appliance\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Completely Hooked, Ordering Another\n\nReview: Purchased to hold my towels at our rental house that is sans towel racks! I compared several different over-the-door hangers, and most of them were terribly ugly... | 8 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 197 |
ACMXHJV1KCOSV | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "1.0" for a product with description "The OPPO DV-980H up-converting DVD player is designed to make your DVD collection look & sound its very best on HDTV. With support for 1080p displays, 7.1ch audio, USB2.0 & HD-JPEG viewing the unit ... | I bought this because everyone was giving it rave reviews for TV's 46" and below. My TV is a Samsung 46" LN46A650. Previously, I was using my PS3 to play all DVDs, including Blu-Rays. I decided to buy a standalone up-converting DVD player in hopes that my standard DVDs would be "enhanced" to a level fairly close to ... | I bought this because everyone was giving it rave reviews for TV's 46" and below. My TV is a Samsung 46" LN46A650. Previously, I was using my PS3 to play all DVDs, including Blu-Rays. I decided to buy a standalone up-converting DVD player in hopes that my standard DVDs would be "enhanced" to a level fairly close to ... | [
"Product: iON Series 5-Channel Class D Car Amplifier\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Little Amp. Worth Having.\n\nReview: I have this hooked up to stock speakers now using stock wiring plus an aftermarket JBL GTO 12\" subwoofer at 2-ohms. Source is a Clarion CZ702. Shortly I'll have Polk dB speakers installed in... | 22 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 198 |
A1ARHZTPIWG49I | Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of "4.0" for a product with description "BUST is a groundbreaking, independently run women's lifestyle magazine that connects with bright, cutting-edge young women. Fierce, funny, and proud to be female, its revolutionary editorial mix add... | About every four months or so I pick up an issue of Bust. It's not something I'd like to read on a regular basis, as I find any pop culture commentary to be a bit preachy, but this is a fun magazine with a sense of humor (Praise be!). Every issue features an interesting interview: Amy Sedaris, Tina Fey, etc. Nothing ... | About every four months or so I pick up an issue of Bust. It's not something I'd like to read on a regular basis, as I find any pop culture commentary to be a bit preachy, but this is a fun magazine with a sense of humor (Praise be!). Every issue features an interesting interview: Amy Sedaris, Tina Fey, etc. Nothing ... | [
"Product: Harper's BAZAAR, the fashion authority, brings you the latest new looks from the hottest designers. You'll get 12 beautiful issues a year full of best dressed secrets, must-haves and great finds. Experience the best in style and beauty with Harper's BAZAAR.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Better writing, more ... | 7 | longlamp_3 | user_based | 199 |
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