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simonask | Generate the content for a reddit post Perl doesn't suck, but it's awfully unattractive. New programmers will not be inclined to learn about its many facets, because it's an uphill struggle compared with learning simpler, more readily usable languages. | This is a good example of what I personally dislike about Perl 6: A ton of syntactic sugar was introduced for a bunch of things that are relatively rarely done, or should be standard library functions.
It's in the spirit of Perl, and I'm not going to argue about whether or not Perl 6 is a worthy successor (it is), ... | This is a good example of what I personally dislike about Perl 6: A ton of syntactic sugar was introduced for a bunch of things that are relatively rarely done, or should be standard library functions.
It's in the spirit of Perl, and I'm not going to argue about whether or not Perl 6 is a worthy successor (it is), ... | [
"Summary: Gender is a social construct, but so are most of our ideas about biology.\n\nPost: Your post very accurately points to one of the major schisms in gender/sexuality theory. \n On one hand, you have people claiming that gender is presentation, \"performance\", or physical appearance/morphology. On the other... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,000 |
ka_like_the_wind | Generate the content for a reddit post Thanks for your post, and you are by no means alone. | No one is ever going to understand exactly what you are going through but you, that is one of the most glorious mysteries of this thing we call the human consciousness. That being said there are a lot of people (myself included) who have either had similar experiences or know people who have. I think it is important f... | No one is ever going to understand exactly what you are going through but you, that is one of the most glorious mysteries of this thing we call the human consciousness. That being said there are a lot of people (myself included) who have either had similar experiences or know people who have. I think it is important f... | [
"Summary: Play whatever you think will be the most fun!\n\nPost: The thing is there usually isn't a \"Leader\" of the party. Sure someone with a high diplomacy skill will excel in social interactions more, but like the other examples you mentioned, every class excels in different situations, social, combat, or oth... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,001 |
HideAndSheik | Generate the content for a reddit post If it looks like [this]( or even [this,]( with even rows and nice clean looking style, we're good. BUT, crap like [this]( and [this]( just look ratty, half-assed, and gross to me. Also I like the look more on white girls than white boys...sorry. :/ | Hmm, honestly for me personally, it REALLY depends. And I think that should go for any race and any hairstyle. Not every hairstyle looks good on every type of person...I can honestly say I've seen black women who didn't look so hot with a shaved head (just didn't have the right shaped head for it). So it's not strictly... | Hmm, honestly for me personally, it REALLY depends. And I think that should go for any race and any hairstyle. Not every hairstyle looks good on every type of person...I can honestly say I've seen black women who didn't look so hot with a shaved head (just didn't have the right shaped head for it). So it's not strictly... | [
"Summary: You don't speak for every depressed and suicidal person. Some people need help.\n\nPost: It's funny, I just posted a response to a similar question the other day. He said he was mildly suicidal and didn't want to be saved, so this doesn't apply to you 100%, but I'll go ahead and copy and paste my previo... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,002 |
MAC777 | Generate the content for a reddit post My gripe is not about having to use "Strategery" like all the hardcore fanboys have said so far. My gripe is completely different. My gripe is about game dynamics , balance, and who has the material advantage. This factors make HC a whole different--and in my opinion thoroughly l... | No amount of smoke will save your ass on hardcore valdez. You can obfuscate an area but not every single sightline on the map, so get off the reddit-hipster-smoke-bandwagon and suck a lapua. Drop a few smoke 'nades in your spawn? Awesome, he'll just snipe you the second you step out of the cloud.
Also; DPS doesn't ma... | No amount of smoke will save your ass on hardcore valdez. You can obfuscate an area but not every single sightline on the map, so get off the reddit-hipster-smoke-bandwagon and suck a lapua. Drop a few smoke 'nades in your spawn? Awesome, he'll just snipe you the second you step out of the cloud.
Also; DPS doesn't ma... | [
"Summary: A spade's a spade and a slut's a slut. Everyone's definition varies, so her sensitivity on the subject may in fact be justified.\n\nPost: why would you want to be in a relationship with an asshole who doesn't respect your right to do what you want to with your life? \n Devil's advocate here! \n Without go... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,003 |
Stoutyeoman | Generate the content for a reddit post European feudal troops are objectively better than Japanese feudal troops. | The European 14th-15th century Knight or Man-At-Arms is objectively better than the samurai in terms of foot combat.
Not only did the European warrior have extensive training in the use of shields, but also trained in the use of weapons that the Japanese Yoroi was not built to handle. A flanged mace or warhammer woul... | The European 14th-15th century Knight or Man-At-Arms is objectively better than the samurai in terms of foot combat.
Not only did the European warrior have extensive training in the use of shields, but also trained in the use of weapons that the Japanese Yoroi was not built to handle. A flanged mace or warhammer woul... | [
"Summary: Don't worry about cholesterol, it's not important.\n\nPost: LDL and total cholesterol are almost completely meaningless. \n There is no scientific evidence of any link between total cholesterol and heart disease. \n As you mentioned, there are two kinds of LDL particles; those that have been damaged by in... | 58 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,004 |
skike | Generate the content for a reddit post Wal-Mart has store policies regarding ammo and IDing. Whether their employees fully comprehend these policies is anyone's guess. | As an ex-Wal-Mart employee, I can tell you that most stores impose a "store policy" about ammunition purchases. I worked as loss prevention for a Wal-Mart in a high-crime/strict gun area (Maryland), and we weren't even allowed to sell ammunition after (I think) 9PM or some retarded shit like that. There is no state or... | As an ex-Wal-Mart employee, I can tell you that most stores impose a "store policy" about ammunition purchases. I worked as loss prevention for a Wal-Mart in a high-crime/strict gun area (Maryland), and we weren't even allowed to sell ammunition after (I think) 9PM or some retarded shit like that. There is no state or... | [
"Summary: Go die.\n\nPost: I definitely hate the Braves. I hate the Phillies too, but as others have said, it's a different hate. I have a lot of respect for the Braves, and always love going to games between us. The Phillies I fucking despise for the assholes they and their fans are. I go to their games to wat... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,005 |
SirJefferE | Generate the content for a reddit post We have evolved to perceive time as a universal constant. It isn't, but it's practical and gets us to where we need to go on time. | As someone who has never taken a physics class I'll try to elaborate a bit.
Things react. They move around. They do weird shit. We call the intervals between each action of weird shit 'time', and originally assumed that it was a universal constant - That all weird shit happened at the same speed everywhere.
Then we... | As someone who has never taken a physics class I'll try to elaborate a bit.
Things react. They move around. They do weird shit. We call the intervals between each action of weird shit 'time', and originally assumed that it was a universal constant - That all weird shit happened at the same speed everywhere.
Then we... | [
"Summary: version: Pick a number between one and a hundred billion. Now look at your number and think, \"Wow, what amazing odds. What are the chances I would have picked this number, out of all possible numbers?\"\n\nPost: You are the end result of 15 billion years of pure chance. Your existence defies all odds. ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,006 |
mistermeh | Generate the content for a reddit post point is that SB can't be run out. A small business might, but they have to give so much to SB. | Oh and I was mostly referring to your statement:
> Small business contractors cant screw them over much or they will be run out of this sector.
I agree a bad SB will lose work. But the requirment of the DOD to contract specifically % of procurement to SB does not change. I understand you are in business to keep you... | Oh and I was mostly referring to your statement:
> Small business contractors cant screw them over much or they will be run out of this sector.
I agree a bad SB will lose work. But the requirment of the DOD to contract specifically % of procurement to SB does not change. I understand you are in business to keep you... | [
"Summary: The system isn't really working, because it assumed the queueing population was going to be a vastly different sized pool of people.\n\nPost: Well number 1 is the system tries to balance your teams overall based on rating. \n When that doesn't exactly calculaten it has a weighting method. \n So, best worl... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,007 |
Remlan | Generate the content for a reddit post Can't see shit if cam locked. | There are only a few cases in which locked screen has it's use.
For a nocturne ultimate or a lee sin max range Q in order to pull a fast insec.
Outside of that, I don't really see a reason. Some players switch between locked and unlocked in clutch fights (doublelift does it I think).
As for myself, I can't play l... | There are only a few cases in which locked screen has it's use.
For a nocturne ultimate or a lee sin max range Q in order to pull a fast insec.
Outside of that, I don't really see a reason. Some players switch between locked and unlocked in clutch fights (doublelift does it I think).
As for myself, I can't play l... | [
"Summary: As europeans, we have reasons and motivation to learn english, even a little. In korea, I'm not sure they are as motivated since they only play and interact with koreans.\n\nPost: Well I can't speak for koreans, but as a Belgian born in brussels, my mother tongue is french. \n Since I live in belgium I ha... | 63 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,008 |
Xyloz | Generate the content for a reddit post Didn't get the joke | Why is this funny?
What is making your limbs go numb is vasoconstriction, where the muscle walls trap the vessels and strangulate them.
It is a real medical term and can be dangerous in the sense that constricted blood flow can cause medical problems down the line.
So I think I missed that joke or at least I miss... | Why is this funny?
What is making your limbs go numb is vasoconstriction, where the muscle walls trap the vessels and strangulate them.
It is a real medical term and can be dangerous in the sense that constricted blood flow can cause medical problems down the line.
So I think I missed that joke or at least I miss... | [
"Summary: Company firewalls and Luddites are why .doc is the best format for CVs\n\nPost: I can concur with this, I work in retail. The application process was online, the CV part was at the end of the questionnaire I sent my CV as a .doc and got an interview and then got the job. \n 2 years in I was working the st... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,009 |
Comma20 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you only know "Easy pop songs" get out. But if you're talented, also learn some "Complicated/Impressive pop songs" | I remember in High School I could play all these monumental Beethoven Sonatas, Chopin Waltzes and so on, yet the girls liked the dude who could play that Savage Garden song.
Later on in life, my friends used to brag about it for me (Even better) and I would just say "I'm alright" and play the piano solo from [Butterf... | I remember in High School I could play all these monumental Beethoven Sonatas, Chopin Waltzes and so on, yet the girls liked the dude who could play that Savage Garden song.
Later on in life, my friends used to brag about it for me (Even better) and I would just say "I'm alright" and play the piano solo from [Butterf... | [
"Summary: This is why we can't have nice things.\n\nPost: You pay more to stay open later. If you can't address a clientele that wants to cover this, then you won't make any business. \n Furthermore, the typical Perth drinker is loud and rowdy at this time at night, causing 'violence' and 'public nuisance' in the a... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,010 |
Eilif | Generate the content for a reddit post My friends don't know me at all. | I have found that this sort of "joke" fails all the time. Which I find weird, because I usually only try it with people who know me and who I think will "get it". But they don't and they just assume I missed the joke.
Which is especially weird because my default behavior for missing jokes is a deadpan "I don't get it... | I have found that this sort of "joke" fails all the time. Which I find weird, because I usually only try it with people who know me and who I think will "get it". But they don't and they just assume I missed the joke.
Which is especially weird because my default behavior for missing jokes is a deadpan "I don't get it... | [
"Summary: Can we please stop treating non-violent rape as if it's something that the victim can prevent if only X, Y, and Z precautions are taken? It's not conducive to shifting outcomes on the large scale.\n\nPost: While I absolutely agree that everyone should look to protect themselves from harm, I absolutely ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,011 |
Aiolus | Generate the content for a reddit post when speed of travel, communications, infrastructure etc were much more difficult having three times the population density was a big deal. | Just to start I am not a historian. The context of my statement related to the one above it (we were speaking historically). My point was that population density, especially during that time, was a contributing factor. I did and do kind of jumble my use of country and continent sometimes.
So in 1600 Africa and Europ... | Just to start I am not a historian. The context of my statement related to the one above it (we were speaking historically). My point was that population density, especially during that time, was a contributing factor. I did and do kind of jumble my use of country and continent sometimes.
So in 1600 Africa and Europ... | [
"Summary: democrats are better then republicans for the average citizen (Whether they know it or not).\n\nPost: True, social democrats are like Warren or Sanders and kind of (in my mind) something I decide by looking at what they seem to want to do. The social part means they are for things which are beneficial to ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,012 |
Nonabelian | Generate the content for a reddit post after you graduate, take college courses. | 1) Talk a career planner and academic advisors at your current school
2) I'm kind of in the same boat. I want to do one field that is kind of completely different than my current studies as I am close to graduation. In my case, I want to finish my current degree (math) and then after I start working, I'm going to take ... | 1) Talk a career planner and academic advisors at your current school
2) I'm kind of in the same boat. I want to do one field that is kind of completely different than my current studies as I am close to graduation. In my case, I want to finish my current degree (math) and then after I start working, I'm going to take ... | [
"Summary: Stay in this good company until you have plateau'd. A good company is very rare and learn as much as you can in this oppurtinity. I don't think there's anything wrong with waiting 2 years to postpone your (formal) education. Consider taking online courses to round out your resume.\n\nPost: room to grow \n... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,013 |
atz3ro | Generate the content for a reddit post Its not my daughter I dont trust. Its the other 79,999,999 gun owners in America I dont trust. | See this. I respect this. Thank you for taking the time to write all of this.
The idea was to take the mystique out of a gun. Im not worried about her finding a gun at my house, Im worried about her not telling me her whereabouts later in life, finding a gun at some random boy's house, and getting a bullet that w... | See this. I respect this. Thank you for taking the time to write all of this.
The idea was to take the mystique out of a gun. Im not worried about her finding a gun at my house, Im worried about her not telling me her whereabouts later in life, finding a gun at some random boy's house, and getting a bullet that w... | [
"Summary: Comedy is about understanding what your audience, the people around you, want to hear. If you dont understand your audience, your not funny.\n\nPost: Humor has to be natural. This does not mean that practice is pointless. This being said here are a few tips: \n \n If you make a joke, and you think no ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,014 |
SuperSaloon9 | Generate the content for a reddit post homework is stupid. Also, let the child choose what subjects they want in grade school. | I don't believe in homework for a child. Need to write a paper? Do it in fucking school. They're there for 6-8 hours a day, we pay more tuition for the computers anyway. Why can't we use the school computer labs on the weekend? Why do we have to have our own computer at home (even though we all do) to get homework done... | I don't believe in homework for a child. Need to write a paper? Do it in fucking school. They're there for 6-8 hours a day, we pay more tuition for the computers anyway. Why can't we use the school computer labs on the weekend? Why do we have to have our own computer at home (even though we all do) to get homework done... | [
"Summary: It doesn't make sense to already have 50k in debt to only make it larger with a house. Plus you have to sell the house to be able to get that money back....so cross that bridge when you come to it.\n\nPost: Financially it would seem better to weight the % loan rates, but the numbers won't mean much until ... | 56 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,015 |
DnC_GT | Generate the content for a reddit post Having to pay for a new Xbox is much cheaper than getting your name/reputation ruined in front of your competitive peers. | People like this will make mistakes here and there. Either by hitting the wrong person, or by influential people seeing the comments that are apparent on their profile. People in the competitive community will grow to recognize them and their bad reputation. Once that happens, they cannot ever outrun that reputation, a... | People like this will make mistakes here and there. Either by hitting the wrong person, or by influential people seeing the comments that are apparent on their profile. People in the competitive community will grow to recognize them and their bad reputation. Once that happens, they cannot ever outrun that reputation, a... | [
"Summary: Better players don't absolutely need blast supressor in regular pubs. Don't give lesser-skilled players a false increase in skill because they don't know how to move around the map efficiently.\n\nPost: Not being able to boost around the map freely is a total annoyance. \n So is not being able to shoot at... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,016 |
insomnia_accountant | Generate the content for a reddit post Old man wants to buy a niece a camcorder <$300, ~2hrs of footage. Also, difference between 720p or 1080p in 30fps & 60fps and how they affect Battery and memory life. | One of my niece just graduated from high school with honors and want a camcorder for fun during college (I guessing for making youtube videos). I love her as my own daughter, but the cheap-ass in me don't want to spend more than $300.
I mostly buy my electronics from amazon or newegg, but I just don't know where to ... | One of my niece just graduated from high school with honors and want a camcorder for fun during college (I guessing for making youtube videos). I love her as my own daughter, but the cheap-ass in me don't want to spend more than $300.
I mostly buy my electronics from amazon or newegg, but I just don't know where to ... | [
"Summary: Good mortgage rate = 20%+decent job+no defaults/bankruptcy\n\nPost: Don't get me wrong, they're good/fun cars to drive. But their repair bills just scares me. \n Also, if you could put 20% down on a house and got a decent job, then you should be able to get a good mortgage rate. One of my cousin brought... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,017 |
sinisterpresence | Generate the content for a reddit post Read the story, it's not long. But basically, I almost backed into a bench, because some annoying person was trying to do aerobics in the one place that she shouldn't be doing it in. | I was doing squats in my gym's only squat rack, and some woman who I'd guess was about 40-50 was in the freeweights section. I didn't really care.
Until she pulled the sit-up bench in front of the squat rack, to make room for a mat, on which she proceeded to do some exercises on with a pair of 2.5 kg DBs. I'm annoyed... | I was doing squats in my gym's only squat rack, and some woman who I'd guess was about 40-50 was in the freeweights section. I didn't really care.
Until she pulled the sit-up bench in front of the squat rack, to make room for a mat, on which she proceeded to do some exercises on with a pair of 2.5 kg DBs. I'm annoyed... | [
"Summary: It's been asked, now it's being asked again. \n Edit: A typo.\n\nPost: I don't care about reposts, and I don't care if a question has already been asked on here. \n Seriously, I get it. A similar question happened a few months/years/millenia ago, whoopyty doo. Somebody is asking it again, and letting othe... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,018 |
gwsteve43 | Generate the content for a reddit post don't judge things you don't understand. | As one of the few people in this thread who has actually suffered massive physical trauma (I was tetra-palegic for a week) and the subsequent mental trauma associated with it I'd like to make two statements:
You have the understanding of the mental health world of a total outsider and really don't know what your ta... | As one of the few people in this thread who has actually suffered massive physical trauma (I was tetra-palegic for a week) and the subsequent mental trauma associated with it I'd like to make two statements:
You have the understanding of the mental health world of a total outsider and really don't know what your ta... | [
"Summary: don't try at work if you work for even a moderate size company. Nobody cares. You will be judged by the things you didn't even know you were supposed to do and you will receive no recognition for the projects you lose sleep over.\n\nPost: Something similar, my boss had me spend a week taking our vending m... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,019 |
therealprotonk | Generate the content for a reddit post Wear seatbelts. Leave airbags turned on for adults. Drive a '59 Bel Air because it's cool but don't expect to do well in a crash because it feels big and safe. | Most of the serious airbag issues occur w/ premature (or erroneous) deployment. Early logic for airbag design wasn't robust so you could trigger a sensor with a fender bender and have the bag deploy in your face. This would ruin your day compared to the mildly jarring 5 mph collision which triggered the bag. The system... | Most of the serious airbag issues occur w/ premature (or erroneous) deployment. Early logic for airbag design wasn't robust so you could trigger a sensor with a fender bender and have the bag deploy in your face. This would ruin your day compared to the mildly jarring 5 mph collision which triggered the bag. The system... | [
"Summary: Treasury view]( hawks/goldbugs are fucking nutters.\n\nPost: Ugh. We get guys like that on Wikipedia. Normally they're clever enough to hew to the rules and avoid the banhammer but they're all nutters. Obsessed with gold, the fed and (strangely enough) paul krugman. \n Also my professional opinion as an e... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,020 |
wallychamp | Generate the content for a reddit post That's just, like, your opinion, man. | I'm not going to spend a lot of time arguing this because I have before and I'm sure nothing I will say will change your mind, but, I think that the confidence and ease of this is just as visually striking as much of his other work (in fact, I think the looseness and quickness of tagging informs most accomplished graff... | I'm not going to spend a lot of time arguing this because I have before and I'm sure nothing I will say will change your mind, but, I think that the confidence and ease of this is just as visually striking as much of his other work (in fact, I think the looseness and quickness of tagging informs most accomplished graff... | [
"Summary: I haven't heard it before either.\n\nPost: I've had this argument in basically every Listening Club thread. Yeah, it's safe to say that everyone's heard Ready to Die, 36 Chambers, etc. but once you get out of those ~10 albums, everyone takes a different route in listening, so I think HHH has been great at... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,021 |
mirgaine_life | Generate the content for a reddit post Neurologist has cut tons of food from my diet to try to reduce migraine frequency/severity. Also on medication that reduces appetite/causes weight loss. Need advice on how to eat 1200 calories a day on the diet. | Someone suggested I post in /r/keto about this so this is a crosspost from /r/nutrition:
My doctor has me on a crazy diet to try to reduce my chronic migraines.
They've cut:
> gluten, nuts, dairy, eggs, citrus (including pineapple), seafood, tomatoes, onions, avocado, bananas, processed meat, alcohol, caffeine, ... | Someone suggested I post in /r/keto about this so this is a crosspost from /r/nutrition:
My doctor has me on a crazy diet to try to reduce my chronic migraines.
They've cut:
> gluten, nuts, dairy, eggs, citrus (including pineapple), seafood, tomatoes, onions, avocado, bananas, processed meat, alcohol, caffeine, ... | [
"Summary: is really simplicity and color. If you stay in a very small related color range and stay with clean boring clothing everything will go together. Leave the interest to a scarf, a broach, a necklace, etc. Don't be afraid to have an interesting piece as long as it is in your palate (like my skirt I showed at... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,022 |
crysanna | Generate the content for a reddit post Creepy ex buys snuff porn movie and creepy figurine to remind me of his weird habit | From an (ex) boyfriend at Christmas I received the movie 8mm (hint: it's about snuff porn) and a figurine of two dogs on a pink couch.
a) I hate dogs (one dog is looking straight ahead, the other is staring at the first dog)
b) I hate pink
c) The couch only has 3 legs so it doesn't stand up properly
d) He bough... | From an (ex) boyfriend at Christmas I received the movie 8mm (hint: it's about snuff porn) and a figurine of two dogs on a pink couch.
a) I hate dogs (one dog is looking straight ahead, the other is staring at the first dog)
b) I hate pink
c) The couch only has 3 legs so it doesn't stand up properly
d) He bough... | [
"Summary: I'm lame\n\nPost: The bags are great for trolling people... cut a tiny hole in the one at home to annoy a significant other and hide the scissors or if you are left alone in someone elses kitchen, increase the size of their hole. It'll throw them for a loop the next time they use the milk.",
"Summary: T... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,023 |
thursdae | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't really dislike any AFC South team. I fuckin' love giving the Colts shit about The Neard, though. Makes me hope we get a star QB to make this division epic. | I've typically had pretty positive experiences with Colts fans.
With that said, the ones I knew were bandwagon PFM fans and now cheer for the Broncos. I guess "Cheer for the elite QB" is a pretty safe fair-weather fan strat.
The Titans fans I hate are the diehard Oilers fans that say the Texans aren't a real Hous... | I've typically had pretty positive experiences with Colts fans.
With that said, the ones I knew were bandwagon PFM fans and now cheer for the Broncos. I guess "Cheer for the elite QB" is a pretty safe fair-weather fan strat.
The Titans fans I hate are the diehard Oilers fans that say the Texans aren't a real Hous... | [
"Summary: of it is that we only have one side of the story which you've said so yourself numerous times yet you're treating that one side as factual proof. Which makes no damn sense. It's one side of a court case. \n There are two alternatives here: That he had nothing to do with her at all beyond the photos; or th... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,024 |
EcoFriendlyPanda | Generate the content for a reddit post Restricting your actions to only actions that you are certain of isn't possible. | You can't really restrict your actions to only things you are certain of. The only thing that is absolutely certain is the fact that you are thinking. If you restrict your actions to only things you are certain of, well, you would just be paralyzed. You wouldn't be able to go outside because there could be some airborn... | You can't really restrict your actions to only things you are certain of. The only thing that is absolutely certain is the fact that you are thinking. If you restrict your actions to only things you are certain of, well, you would just be paralyzed. You wouldn't be able to go outside because there could be some airborn... | [
"Summary: Buy Downtown Battle Mountain, it's the reason they got big.\n\nPost: If you are a fan of Jonny Craig, then I'd say go with Downtown Battle Mountain. BUT, as someone who found out about DGD shortly after the release of their Happiness album, I've always thought that Happiness was their best music. Tree Vil... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,025 |
SirPseudonymous | Generate the content for a reddit post Go with Griffins, or go with Shadowhawks if you want something that can participate in that horrible poking stage of the fight that unorganized games invariably stagnate at, instead of just a brutal infighter that tears it up when charging. | If you can dogfight well, go for the Firestarter. It's the real killer light. If you want a solid ECM mech, go for the Raven 3L. The other two can both be basiced out fast and cheap with narc, an ERLLas, and UAVs, without having to buy any upgrades for them at all (if you have an XL255 already; it's a very useful engin... | If you can dogfight well, go for the Firestarter. It's the real killer light. If you want a solid ECM mech, go for the Raven 3L. The other two can both be basiced out fast and cheap with narc, an ERLLas, and UAVs, without having to buy any upgrades for them at all (if you have an XL255 already; it's a very useful engin... | [
"Summary: No idea, really. It just sort of happened in the natural course of things. For general advice, I'd say try different creative pursuits, in which I'd include engineering fields, and just look at different careers in general. Something's bound to click eventually. I'd check out The Four Hour Work Week as ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,026 |
zlipus | Generate the content for a reddit post Walmart has a system where they ONLY set and put out new release movies/games on monday unless its a huge blockbuster game. The backroom of walmart will not have a cage that keeps all games/movies, its insides HUGE sections of steel bins that hold over 2000 other movies/games. | While I absolutely agree that the manager that did the sale's section of this rant was fucking retarded. Allow me to shine some light on why this was a horrible experience brewing in EVERY walmart store tonight ( I work the back room over nights).
First and most important this was a scheduled release on a day that is... | While I absolutely agree that the manager that did the sale's section of this rant was fucking retarded. Allow me to shine some light on why this was a horrible experience brewing in EVERY walmart store tonight ( I work the back room over nights).
First and most important this was a scheduled release on a day that is... | [
"Summary: confidence i guess?\n\nPost: And thats understandable. Drive is good, but then again I am content with my physique as it doesn't restrict me from doing things in my life that i WANT to do. I am 6ft 3 and 280, i work a pretty manual labor heavy job so i got that weird bulky/fluffy thing going. But i can te... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,027 |
SlutBuster | Generate the content for a reddit post trolling. | Sure, why not?
Also, I think it's important to note that I did not downvote your request for explanation.
1 - What are you, the fucking hall monitor?
2 - I couldn't downvote that item on the reddiquette page, so I downvoted you for reminding me of it.
3 - If someone has enough rage to spend the time mass-downvo... | Sure, why not?
Also, I think it's important to note that I did not downvote your request for explanation.
1 - What are you, the fucking hall monitor?
2 - I couldn't downvote that item on the reddiquette page, so I downvoted you for reminding me of it.
3 - If someone has enough rage to spend the time mass-downvo... | [
"Summary: What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms.\" \n (Edit: wanton, not wonton)\n\nPost: I agree. A lone act of violence, or even the violent actions of a very small group, is always going to ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,028 |
SharkyIzrod | Generate the content for a reddit post The announcements made for Legacy of the Void are extremely exciting and the introduction of a new race to the lore though not the multiplayer is huge news for Lore fans and for the future of Starcraft as a franchise, giving Blizzard more to build upon, so get hyped. | I was just rewatching the Blizzcon Starcraft 2 campaign panel and was dumbfounded when I realized how much awesome stuff they're adding, like a freaking Protoss-made robotic race ! You can see their look [over here]( but they have yet to show any units, of which there will definitely be some, though they are unlikely ... | I was just rewatching the Blizzcon Starcraft 2 campaign panel and was dumbfounded when I realized how much awesome stuff they're adding, like a freaking Protoss-made robotic race ! You can see their look [over here]( but they have yet to show any units, of which there will definitely be some, though they are unlikely ... | [
"Summary: The lack of LAN is not due to KeSPA, at least definitely not the main reason. It is an anti-piracy and control measure, standard for a company looking for a profit, but that profit is not to be found in eSports, where Blizzard are likely making a loss.\n\nPost: I think you are waaaaay overestimating what ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,029 |
ptfreak | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not a bad thing that they don't brag about the actors. It's a good thing that they don't have to. | When a movie points out that it's got certain actors, directors, or producers, they're usually trying to sell you on something besides what you see in the trailer. You might not know anything about that movie, or you might not be able to figure out enough from a 30 second trailer, but if you know that it has an actor y... | When a movie points out that it's got certain actors, directors, or producers, they're usually trying to sell you on something besides what you see in the trailer. You might not know anything about that movie, or you might not be able to figure out enough from a 30 second trailer, but if you know that it has an actor y... | [
"Summary: What stacks85 said.\n\nPost: When Google's crawler (the tiny spider it sends through the internet to search for what you want) goes through a webpage, it takes a picture of it. That's what allows them to show a couple of lines of a page on the search results page. The last time the crawler went through Te... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,030 |
mobius_sp | Generate the content for a reddit post Regardless of being pretty open about not being JW's any more, my in-laws refused to believe me when I acknowledged their oldest son's attempt to out my wife and me as apostates. People are strange, and I don't understand them a lot of times. | And no more so when they choose to ignore the reality in front of them.
I have had about 32 ounces of vodka right this moment (if we were measuring dry goods, kiddies, that would be 2 pounds) so if the following comes off a little disjointed, that's why. I might be a little... okay, let's be honest here... a lot dr... | And no more so when they choose to ignore the reality in front of them.
I have had about 32 ounces of vodka right this moment (if we were measuring dry goods, kiddies, that would be 2 pounds) so if the following comes off a little disjointed, that's why. I might be a little... okay, let's be honest here... a lot dr... | [
"Summary: Josephus was not a contemporary of Jesus, though he was a contemporary of the early Christian cult (and possibly a member of one of it's earliest sects.) He wrote third-hand of Jesus about 60 years after the death of the man. His passages relating to Jesus, the Testimonium Flavianum, is highly contested b... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,031 |
zeitgeistbouncer | Generate the content for a reddit post Storm is severely underrated and the dark horse MVP in TNA. | James Storm is very, very good. He has one of the things that you really can't teach, which is you look into his eyes and you see that he believes. Stone Cold has that, HBK has that, Lesnar has that. The guy also works exceptionally well as a heel and as a face, and has had comedy feuds and blood feuds come off equally... | James Storm is very, very good. He has one of the things that you really can't teach, which is you look into his eyes and you see that he believes. Stone Cold has that, HBK has that, Lesnar has that. The guy also works exceptionally well as a heel and as a face, and has had comedy feuds and blood feuds come off equally... | [
"Summary: Someone better in John's position would've/could've made the WWE more money, therefore John Cena my have actually cost WWE money.\n\nPost: The first and third thing you said are simply contrarian and not worth responding to. The business aspects you cite deserve debunking. Citing that WWE is a business an... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,032 |
TjPshine | Generate the content for a reddit post Remember to play what your perks strengths are, do not fight for the scoreboard. Also, when defending, do not leave gaps, and everyone play zones, not man to man.
Again, I hope this doesn't seem to wide blown or cocky, and I hope I've helped you all out here.
Feel free to add m... | Hey guys, Zed Killers and Syringe Pumpers alike.
I've had Killing Floor for a long time now, almost since it came out, and there are a few things that I've always wanted to tell fellow players, but I've never really had the place to do it.
Now, I know there are only 1700 of us (only is such a relative term) here, but... | Hey guys, Zed Killers and Syringe Pumpers alike.
I've had Killing Floor for a long time now, almost since it came out, and there are a few things that I've always wanted to tell fellow players, but I've never really had the place to do it.
Now, I know there are only 1700 of us (only is such a relative term) here, but... | [
"Summary: it's a bunch of kids who think that the only reason they can't get girls is because girls are only attracted to assholes, when that isn't the case at all. \n ps If anyone reading this is in the \"nice guy\" category, look seriously at your actions. Most \"nice guys\" aren't actually that nice. \nSaying s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,033 |
tuba_man | Generate the content for a reddit post Is it possible to not let what happened between my best friend and girlfriend affect my relationship?
No. | Sorry dude, you're too deep into this to see out of it at this point. I'm not trying to be condescending, but I really don't think it's worth it to explain it because I'm pretty sure you don't want to (and won't) see anything but what you've already decided.
Do whatever you want, because it seems that's what you're ... | Sorry dude, you're too deep into this to see out of it at this point. I'm not trying to be condescending, but I really don't think it's worth it to explain it because I'm pretty sure you don't want to (and won't) see anything but what you've already decided.
Do whatever you want, because it seems that's what you're ... | [
"Summary: To you, you were just goofing around. To her, you acted like a jerk badly enough she doesn't want to hang out. Whether or not you think that response is out of line or not doesn't really matter, as that's the response you have to work with. Decide if it's worth that work or not and respond accordingly.... | 94 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,034 |
FoxDown | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop being selfish and work for something if you want it instead of expecting everyone else to hold back because you're not able to do a new update.
Edit: You're pretty deadset on voting 'no', it seems. That's fine, vote however you feel is right. Your one 'no' will be offset by... | It gives other people more of an incentive to continue playing. Your first 99 should mean something to you because it was something you worked for, not because people have better; that's an extremely pessimistic outlook of the world. This is a fourteen year old game, it's not going to wait for every player to catch u... | It gives other people more of an incentive to continue playing. Your first 99 should mean something to you because it was something you worked for, not because people have better; that's an extremely pessimistic outlook of the world. This is a fourteen year old game, it's not going to wait for every player to catch u... | [
"Summary: I almost got crushed by an ATV.\n\nPost: I was helping my uncle cut a new path on his camp for his ATV's, the path went through some very questionable terrain including inches from the edge of a river bank. He told me to try going through the mapped area and see if there were any fallen trees or other thi... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,035 |
Thunderkick72 | Generate the content for a reddit post nearly ripped open my butthole and smelled Satan's nuts. | So, I will admit, on the scale of the kind of stuff I've seen on here, this really isn't that big of an FU. In the moment, however, it was the worst thing I've ever done.
So, I had a long day. What I really needed was a hot shower to relax. I was showering, feeling good. The hot water running over my skin. I felt a p... | So, I will admit, on the scale of the kind of stuff I've seen on here, this really isn't that big of an FU. In the moment, however, it was the worst thing I've ever done.
So, I had a long day. What I really needed was a hot shower to relax. I was showering, feeling good. The hot water running over my skin. I felt a p... | [
"Summary: I was setting off fireworks for the Fourth of July, a bottle rocket tipped over, flew towards my aunt and uncle's house, my sister jumped in the way, burned her leg\n\nPost: I once nearly burnt down my aunt and uncles house, but instead burned my sister. \n Few years ago, Fourth of July, I was the designa... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,036 |
Budikah | Generate the content for a reddit post I've got 276 hours into War Thunder currently and I've been playing now since 1.37 or so. When I first started playing many of these situations DID NOT OCCUR and became increasingly frequent after one of the recent patches. Gaijin keeps responding to Q & A sessions saying that i... | Do we need to start filming this? The past few days the following have occurred to me personally in RB. Here are a few examples, the result, and the expected result by any reasonable individual.
The Total BS Killsteal
Crit + Lit a P-51 on fire then got taken out from behind by his teamate. P-51 that I hit is in... | Do we need to start filming this? The past few days the following have occurred to me personally in RB. Here are a few examples, the result, and the expected result by any reasonable individual.
The Total BS Killsteal
Crit + Lit a P-51 on fire then got taken out from behind by his teamate. P-51 that I hit is in... | [
"Summary: It is a cash grab. It's also a decent way to get numbers into testing. Companies will continue to beat your psyche like a loot pinata for the rest of your life to get your cash.\n\nPost: Sometimes you people astound me. \n Sure, it's a cheap and quick way to drum up some small cash. It costs less than $5 ... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,037 |
THEJinx | Generate the content for a reddit post People washed until Christianity made it unpopular and/or Rome fell. We didn't start washing regularly again until we had modern conveniences! | During the Dark Ages and well into the Victorian to Edwardian era, people didn't wash. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" is a VERY recent idea. During the last ~1200 years, people stank. A woman would get a bath on her day of birth, her wedding day, and her burial day. Otherwise, washing would be left for being ca... | During the Dark Ages and well into the Victorian to Edwardian era, people didn't wash. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" is a VERY recent idea. During the last ~1200 years, people stank. A woman would get a bath on her day of birth, her wedding day, and her burial day. Otherwise, washing would be left for being ca... | [
"Summary: Hi! And welcome!\n\nPost: THANK YOU for posting. Your openness is wonderful to read, and your intelligence and eagerness are both apparent in your post. \n My early thought in your post was that you would do very well in a 24/7 sort of slave position - where just about every decision is made by your Mas... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,038 |
WaterAndSand | Generate the content for a reddit post You need examples to learn from and a good understanding of which ones you'll need to know. Be clever, but don't cheat yourself. No matter which method you choose, you will be woefully outmatched by the subject if you don't know the basics. | Engineering student with terrible focus and motivation problems here. I'm not sure exactly what classes you're taking, so I'll tell you how I passed Calc I II and III as well as how my strategies have changed.
First of all. It really really really helps to deeply understand the basics of math before you get into... | Engineering student with terrible focus and motivation problems here. I'm not sure exactly what classes you're taking, so I'll tell you how I passed Calc I II and III as well as how my strategies have changed.
First of all. It really really really helps to deeply understand the basics of math before you get into... | [
"Summary: summary - There are speculatively some understandable reasons for doing this, but I wish there was a system in place to help individuals like yourself get access to federal financial aid. We REALLY can't afford to let talented young people continue to falls through the cracks because no one would throw th... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,039 |
Scarecrow398 | Generate the content for a reddit post version is that they had the ground assets to hold the Warsaw pact forces back into a stalemate after a period of a few days to weeks all while they tried to gain air superiority (this was one of their main goals) and Special forces with the aid of air support and Artillery would ... | Everything deployed near the West German border was pretty much a speedbump in the event of invasion. But I recall seeing a study that if A-10s had as much success as they did in Iraq, they would have taken out something like 40% of the opposing tank strength before they were all gone.
Which it wouldn't have, between... | Everything deployed near the West German border was pretty much a speedbump in the event of invasion. But I recall seeing a study that if A-10s had as much success as they did in Iraq, they would have taken out something like 40% of the opposing tank strength before they were all gone.
Which it wouldn't have, between... | [
"Summary: You can still take them, just ensure management knows so they can be swapped out but just to make it easier ask your manager about older paper notes when you start working there. \n Also, if you're Male and not entering in a management position the chances of you working on a cash register a slim to nil... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,040 |
Dalelol | Generate the content for a reddit post is: Everyone should ward their own lane entrances while the jungler should also buy a few wards mainly to keep the opposite jungle entrances warded. | Looking at pro players for "tactics" such as this is a bad idea if you are using it for SoloQ, simply because in SoloQ, you will never have the communication and knowledge that pro teams have.
There are two "basic" tactics you can follow, either everyone buys wards, all the time, or you have a gank-heavy high mobilit... | Looking at pro players for "tactics" such as this is a bad idea if you are using it for SoloQ, simply because in SoloQ, you will never have the communication and knowledge that pro teams have.
There are two "basic" tactics you can follow, either everyone buys wards, all the time, or you have a gank-heavy high mobilit... | [
"Summary: 10-year old me laughed at a man with downs-syndrome that recreated the sound-effects from Jurassic park while taking a dump.\n\nPost: When I was pretty young (8-10 or so) me and my Dad took a trip to Italy, after a week we were heading back home, while at the airport I had to pee, badly, so I ran into one... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,041 |
ianandris | Generate the content for a reddit post Need my car running to prep for deployment, fix is simple, but ridiculously expensive, need help finding the part for less than ridiculously expensive so I can make the arrangements before we ramp up full time to go to Iraq.
EDIT: Got the right belt at Pergatory's suggestion, an... | I posted this up in r/assistance, and I was pointed toward you guys, so, shot in the dark here, maybe you can help.
So, I drive a 2000 Infiniti G20. Manufacture date is 8/99 (important for the part I'm looking for). For a couple months, one of the pulleys had been grinding like a drunken whore, but I didn't quite hav... | I posted this up in r/assistance, and I was pointed toward you guys, so, shot in the dark here, maybe you can help.
So, I drive a 2000 Infiniti G20. Manufacture date is 8/99 (important for the part I'm looking for). For a couple months, one of the pulleys had been grinding like a drunken whore, but I didn't quite hav... | [
"Summary: do NOT lie to investigators during an investigation. Be honest, and things will probably turn out better than expected, provided you don't have any major convictions for drug trafficking or anything. If they refused to admit anyone into the military who'd ever used and illegal substance, there wouldn't be... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,042 |
Lieutenant_Meeper | Generate the content for a reddit post Shit myself in a public park. My friend, his brother, and their mom all watch me strip off and clean up. So do my grandparents when they coincidentally drive by. | I was ten. I was at the park with my best friend, his little brother, and their mom. Suddenly, I felt the very urgent need to take a shit. I walk over to the public restroom and it is locked. Oh no. I cast about for alternative sites, while my friend laughs. I cannot hold it back any more: the worst diarrhea I... | I was ten. I was at the park with my best friend, his little brother, and their mom. Suddenly, I felt the very urgent need to take a shit. I walk over to the public restroom and it is locked. Oh no. I cast about for alternative sites, while my friend laughs. I cannot hold it back any more: the worst diarrhea I... | [
"Summary: It isn't that I doubt the competitiveness of your division rivals or your genuine concern; it's just that this outward concern is ultimately a bit misplaced given the absolute dominance of the Patriots in the AFCE.\n\nPost: Yes, backtobacktoback toback . Not backtobackbacktobacktobackbacktobacktobackback... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,043 |
NoyzMaker | Generate the content for a reddit post They don't appear to have their act together so probably better you are not working with them.
EDIT: Moved words around. | As a hiring manager when I am expanding my team I am looking for the following basic things:
Competency in the position we are hiring for and skills to fill any gaps I have in my team.
Personality and team cohesion is then the primary thing I spend the interviews assessing. If you can't co-exist with me and my te... | As a hiring manager when I am expanding my team I am looking for the following basic things:
Competency in the position we are hiring for and skills to fill any gaps I have in my team.
Personality and team cohesion is then the primary thing I spend the interviews assessing. If you can't co-exist with me and my te... | [
"Summary: Management is not always the answer. Do what makes you enjoy coming to work every day.\n\nPost: As long as you want. I would not jump to management though just because you feel compelled it is the next rung in the ladder. \n Why do you think you need to go to management? Do you want to manage people? Are ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,044 |
CommentsOnOccasion | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, women can see discrimination in this nation, [but...](
"Feminism" is not always the same as "equality." | I would like to address your statement.
Disclaimer - I have a penis.
>women are paid more overall for doing the same job
I have nothing to say of "gender-gap" or income disparity because I agree that women and men who make the same decisions and achieve the same goals should be equally attributed and rewarded for... | I would like to address your statement.
Disclaimer - I have a penis.
>women are paid more overall for doing the same job
I have nothing to say of "gender-gap" or income disparity because I agree that women and men who make the same decisions and achieve the same goals should be equally attributed and rewarded for... | [
"Summary: Ex post facto law explanation; it is against the Consitution according to Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3; written by a stoner procrastinating on math homework using Google and knowledge of CSI and 9th grade government. \n edit : I got a 60% on that math homework. But it's ok because he only counts the ten... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,045 |
brazilliandanny | Generate the content for a reddit post were all fucked. | Here's my take on the Tea Party.
After Bush the GOP was in bad shape. Hell they didn't even invite him to the national convention because it was "bad to be seen with him".
So GOP strategists decided they needed a new party to "re ignite the base". They took the already existing Tea Party, and pandered to the lowest... | Here's my take on the Tea Party.
After Bush the GOP was in bad shape. Hell they didn't even invite him to the national convention because it was "bad to be seen with him".
So GOP strategists decided they needed a new party to "re ignite the base". They took the already existing Tea Party, and pandered to the lowest... | [
"Summary: Haters guna hate.\n\nPost: I remember when I decided to get back into skate boarding at 15 I hid my new skateboard from my friends for this exact reason. \n \"oh so your a skater now\" \n \"since when do you skate\" \n \"poser\" \n I kept it a secret until I was decent and by the time they found out I was... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,046 |
AllTheKingsHorses | Generate the content for a reddit post not a simple answer, likely a very variable number. | Really you have to add time to the equation. Virtually any quantity of water held in the mouth long enough would diffuse in to the tissue via osmosis given enough time.
I would also venture to guess that based on your own criteria you would have to some how control for the size of the individuals mouth, how well hydr... | Really you have to add time to the equation. Virtually any quantity of water held in the mouth long enough would diffuse in to the tissue via osmosis given enough time.
I would also venture to guess that based on your own criteria you would have to some how control for the size of the individuals mouth, how well hydr... | [
"Summary: There is room for more than one sheriff in this town.\n\nPost: I doubt either of those two games are going anywhere. I HATE the deny mechanism and so I play LoL, not HoN but both of those games have large followings and many of them are not interested in a verbatim RM of DotA. If anything it will just pul... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,047 |
roslein | Generate the content for a reddit post Being married is making me awkward about making friends. Tips appreciated. | I am recently married and just had my first "Wow marriage is a game changer" moment, and I'd love some thoughts on it.
Everything in my life is new right now - job, apartment, geographic location. In the past I have never had trouble making friends but somehow being married makes things feel different.
I was in a s... | I am recently married and just had my first "Wow marriage is a game changer" moment, and I'd love some thoughts on it.
Everything in my life is new right now - job, apartment, geographic location. In the past I have never had trouble making friends but somehow being married makes things feel different.
I was in a s... | [
"Summary: no, it didn't break out my skin, but I've heard it can but it will clear up if you keep up with it for a while.\n\nPost: No, it made my skin look great almost immediately. I was having more issues with red blotchy patches from dry skin than with acne though. However, I know the website says you can break ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,048 |
unaspirateur | Generate the content for a reddit post had to buy a more expensive gun because the cheaper one wasnt left friendly. And cant use certain rifles because i get (a little bit) burned because of how i hold it. | I went gun shopping not too long ago. There were two that i was kind of looking at. One was $70 cheaper than the other one (more basic model, essentially) but every time i tried to lock the slide back, i popped the magazine out because i was using my left hand. My right handed boyfriend had no problems.
Also, i dont ... | I went gun shopping not too long ago. There were two that i was kind of looking at. One was $70 cheaper than the other one (more basic model, essentially) but every time i tried to lock the slide back, i popped the magazine out because i was using my left hand. My right handed boyfriend had no problems.
Also, i dont ... | [
"Summary: The program works! YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\nPost: It works. Im not even kidding you. \n I had tried it once before, but only made it to week 4 before getting shin splints and giving up. This time i decided to do every week twice and changed my eating habits. \n Beginning of february, when i started, i was havi... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,049 |
devrelm | Generate the content for a reddit post Since I was born in the 80's—nearly 2 decades after lynchings all but stopped—I do not immediately associate nooses with anything other than spaghetti westerns. | I know what a lynching is, hence it's the last word of my post.
The thing is, lynchings have been all but non-existant in the U.S. since [the sixties]( I think I can safely assume that at least 99% of the students at UCSD were born after the 70's . So why should it be in my mind that some random noose would imply th... | I know what a lynching is, hence it's the last word of my post.
The thing is, lynchings have been all but non-existant in the U.S. since [the sixties]( I think I can safely assume that at least 99% of the students at UCSD were born after the 70's . So why should it be in my mind that some random noose would imply th... | [
"Summary: Everything that guy just said is [bullshit]( \n You recite the pledge and stuff when you get citizenship, not your green card, and getting a green card takes thousands of dollars and anywhere from 1-10 years of waiting. If you go to the courthouse and say you're undocumented, you're likely to get thrown i... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,050 |
xtkbilly | Generate the content for a reddit post Officially, they are not allowed as they are third-party programs. But "it's not illegal until you get caught". | No, they are not allowed .
Some parsers did things to the memory of the game, which is how the players were caught and banned. Others simply read the memory, which is harder or impossible to detect, so as long as you do not mention or prove that you use it , you won't be banned (hopefully).
Personally, I don't us... | No, they are not allowed .
Some parsers did things to the memory of the game, which is how the players were caught and banned. Others simply read the memory, which is harder or impossible to detect, so as long as you do not mention or prove that you use it , you won't be banned (hopefully).
Personally, I don't us... | [
"Summary: People will doubt you no matter what. If you know your own motives, you don't have to convince anyone of what those motives are. Truth is truth, no matter how many people believe it.\n\nPost: Yeah, that's how I thought people would perceive it. I could have said \"Not trying to white-knight\", and I'm tot... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,051 |
ICEFARMER | Generate the content for a reddit post Slut! I love sluts. Bad name for a great thing. We're taking it back. | Conversation with the young lads from work got me thinking about this...
The word SLUT is a tough one because of how it's used. I hate the negative use of the word slut. I always have. It's a word used to denigrate someone whose characteristics we all really want for ourselves.
Sluts are women who are sexually li... | Conversation with the young lads from work got me thinking about this...
The word SLUT is a tough one because of how it's used. I hate the negative use of the word slut. I always have. It's a word used to denigrate someone whose characteristics we all really want for ourselves.
Sluts are women who are sexually li... | [
"Summary: too general already.\n\nPost: Marrying the right girl helps. Once you do that dating crazy bitches that are bad for you is solely your fault. At the workplace politics come into play. \n Before this happens: \n \n Know what you want. I don't mean your mate must be a 10/10 would fuck, super loyal step for... | 69 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,052 |
snowdude1026 | Generate the content for a reddit post met a girl, didn't exchange numbers. Ran into her by some .00005% chance at a bar. Proceeded to have a great fucking night to include sex and a sleep over. I caught feels. Next day she isn't as awesome over texts as I drive back home. What do I do. | Hey askmen!
So, I'm a 28yr old male who's single. Last relationship I had was in 2013 and since it ended last year I have been single just picking up different women and seeing the variety out there.
I decided to visit arizona this past week and meet up with friends since I had vacation time. Picking up a woman was... | Hey askmen!
So, I'm a 28yr old male who's single. Last relationship I had was in 2013 and since it ended last year I have been single just picking up different women and seeing the variety out there.
I decided to visit arizona this past week and meet up with friends since I had vacation time. Picking up a woman was... | [
"Summary: gf is being distant with her texts and how often we talk lately, im at a loss.\n\nPost: Hey all, long time reader, few posts. \n Ive been in my relationship for 6 months now. I was friends with her for four years because of her twin sister, thats how we met. Finally six months ago after always having a ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,053 |
cjmcgizzle | Generate the content for a reddit post Trust your instincts | I think the biggest piece of advice I can go with is to go with your gut. If they seem too forward, too pushy, or throw up red flags you aren't comfortable with, don't meet them. You don't owe them anything. Still, respecting your boundaries is not asking too much.
If I'm being honest, I'll let you know that trust... | I think the biggest piece of advice I can go with is to go with your gut. If they seem too forward, too pushy, or throw up red flags you aren't comfortable with, don't meet them. You don't owe them anything. Still, respecting your boundaries is not asking too much.
If I'm being honest, I'll let you know that trust... | [
"Summary: I don't see a benefit of going to the dermatologist. We have food allergies, but z/d works for now, but how do I actually get him to eat it?!\n\nPost: I also got Osiris from a pet store. I had been researching the breed for about a year 1/2 before hand, and had been in touch with some local breeders. A... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,054 |
AquaKnight | Generate the content for a reddit post Nautilus support is mediocre at best because as a support, he never gets the gold he needs to tank/fulfill his role. Your best bet is to try to offset this, use armor/mr runes and masteries, and stack health as early as possible. | I've tried so many times to make this work (many combinations of runes and masteries, builds and team comps), but ultimately in my opinion, I believe it doesn't work.
The main issue that you're going to have is that it isn't possible for Nautilus to be both a support and tanky enough to do his job to a level that he... | I've tried so many times to make this work (many combinations of runes and masteries, builds and team comps), but ultimately in my opinion, I believe it doesn't work.
The main issue that you're going to have is that it isn't possible for Nautilus to be both a support and tanky enough to do his job to a level that he... | [
"Summary: People are upset because of the points above, but mostly because it heralds a new age of gaming that restricts us in every way possible. The Xbox One reveal did not show what most people wanted to see; the Xbox One ACTUALLY BEING USED.\n\nPost: People are upset about three main points, regarding the reve... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,055 |
irishsandman | Generate the content for a reddit post nope, or if they were, you didn't see those parts | nope. there's always rumors that actors sometimes have "real sex" (i.e., penetration) in love scenes, but it happens very rarely by all accounts. when it does happen, they won't actually show the penetration because they fear being labeled pornography.
some of the most convincing sex scenes of all time (Halle Barry... | nope. there's always rumors that actors sometimes have "real sex" (i.e., penetration) in love scenes, but it happens very rarely by all accounts. when it does happen, they won't actually show the penetration because they fear being labeled pornography.
some of the most convincing sex scenes of all time (Halle Barry... | [
"Summary: PS2s were the worst DVD for longevity in my experience.\n\nPost: I worked for GameStop as a Store Manager for 5 years. In that time (during the PS2 era) I took who knows how many PS2s in. I found out quickly that the ones that were broken (wouldn't read high density discs or blue-back discs) were the ones... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,056 |
kittycuddler | Generate the content for a reddit post of the movie, disabled kids getting tortured and raped (graphic as fuck, be warned), entire city hides it, eventually whistle blown, almost everyone gets no punishment and the school stays open for years afterward until this movie came out) | Depending on the movie's subject matter I would. [Silenced]( is a good example of a movie where I'd do it because it's an important message, but I wouldn't do it just to make out with some kid, and I wouldn't really be able to watch the movie probably. At least if I was the guy in Silenced I wouldn't be able to. I can... | Depending on the movie's subject matter I would. [Silenced]( is a good example of a movie where I'd do it because it's an important message, but I wouldn't do it just to make out with some kid, and I wouldn't really be able to watch the movie probably. At least if I was the guy in Silenced I wouldn't be able to. I can... | [
"Summary: parents. Don't assume your kids don't care about something just because you aren't there to see it.\n\nPost: I'm 26 and have had two main dogs in my life. Mom would take in random dogs but only two that we got to keep. My first dog Candy was a Christmas present the year i was born. Wandered up to our door... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,057 |
zakificus | Generate the content for a reddit post Rifles/Shotguns just require 18 or older. Pistols you need a permit, but that's not incredibly hard to get. NFA Items are legal if you jump through the ATF loops and do all the waiting/paperwork. Philadelphia is it's own case, MANY more restrictions there. | Pennsylvania-
Philadelphia is it's own area. Classified as a "city of first class" they have their own sets of rules, I'm near Pittsburgh on the other end of the state. But basically the rules are the same everywhere except Philly.
Getting a rifle / shotgun is pretty easy. Just need to be over 18 and you can go buy... | Pennsylvania-
Philadelphia is it's own area. Classified as a "city of first class" they have their own sets of rules, I'm near Pittsburgh on the other end of the state. But basically the rules are the same everywhere except Philly.
Getting a rifle / shotgun is pretty easy. Just need to be over 18 and you can go buy... | [
"Summary: This game is so far from release and compared to the final product, pretty much nothing is set in stone. All this speculation (both positive and negative) is a waste of time until we know more.\n\nPost: It's been said in several of the 10 FtC videos that there will be mission packs for Squadron 42, I'm su... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,058 |
imionme | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't do drugs. | I'm also a recovering opiate addict. At one point, around two years ago, I was prescribed 60mg Dexedrine (dextroamphetamine), 40mg Valium, and 40mg Celexa daily. Needless to say, stopping these medications resulted in the most (and ongoing) bizarre period of my life. I have short-term memory problems, difficulty in con... | I'm also a recovering opiate addict. At one point, around two years ago, I was prescribed 60mg Dexedrine (dextroamphetamine), 40mg Valium, and 40mg Celexa daily. Needless to say, stopping these medications resulted in the most (and ongoing) bizarre period of my life. I have short-term memory problems, difficulty in con... | [
"Summary: I have no involvement with PeerBlock, but the problem is not with the software. The problem is that no blacklist will be 100% accurate and complete. Using it is just one of many little steps you can take to try to protect yourself against anti-P2P monitoring. And when the stakes are 6-digit fines, I'll ta... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,059 |
YakiVegas | Generate the content for a reddit post They were good, we sucked. Hate lasts a long time. | It's just left over from the years when they were good and beat us down.
>3. St. Louis Rams (2003-2006)
Seahawks record during this period: 5-4
High Point: 10/15/06 Seahawks 30 @ Rams 28
Low Point: 10/10/04 Rams 33 @ Seahawks 27 (OT)
Few NFL teams hold a hammerlock over an opponent anywhere near Seattle's global d... | It's just left over from the years when they were good and beat us down.
>3. St. Louis Rams (2003-2006)
Seahawks record during this period: 5-4
High Point: 10/15/06 Seahawks 30 @ Rams 28
Low Point: 10/10/04 Rams 33 @ Seahawks 27 (OT)
Few NFL teams hold a hammerlock over an opponent anywhere near Seattle's global d... | [
"Summary: Fuck this guy. GO HAWKS!\n\nPost: So not only does this jackass leave early because he felt entitled to a win since he paid $600 for tickets. Not only does he not understand football and think that it was the worst game ever just because the offense was under-performing. Not only can he not see that th... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,060 |
flyingsoloalways | Generate the content for a reddit post Chico was okay with talking to me about it after all! | Dear Reddit Diary,
I KNEW Chico wanted to talk to me. I knew it was something I said as to why he was acting weird. I had this new note all drafted out and he didn't even read. I was trying to find a right time to give it to him to read, and he just wasn't making time for me again to talk privately at work, aggrav... | Dear Reddit Diary,
I KNEW Chico wanted to talk to me. I knew it was something I said as to why he was acting weird. I had this new note all drafted out and he didn't even read. I was trying to find a right time to give it to him to read, and he just wasn't making time for me again to talk privately at work, aggrav... | [
"Summary: I don't mind if things don't work out with this person but it's really tempting...if anyone else was in my situation would they go for it? We've already laid ground rules about professionalism at work, etc. [Especially with the same schedules, and don't have to drive a far distance at all...so tempting t... | 88 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,061 |
nicky7 | Generate the content for a reddit post It's worse than people think. | It's even more obvious that the rules aren't coming from the teachers when you have rules that can remove a teacher's certification for saying the word " strike " (as in stopping work to " go on strike "). At the school my wife teaches (U.S.) the district can remove her state certification if she strikes, plans or co... | It's even more obvious that the rules aren't coming from the teachers when you have rules that can remove a teacher's certification for saying the word " strike " (as in stopping work to " go on strike "). At the school my wife teaches (U.S.) the district can remove her state certification if she strikes, plans or co... | [
"Summary: Historical stories are frequently biased towards the victor. I was taught (in michigan) the Civil War was entirely about slavery, but later learned that while slavery played a part, the war was just another political war designed by those in power, fought by those without.\n\nPost: States' rights to own ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,062 |
ArmoredTent | Generate the content for a reddit post 2/10 didn't relate and it looks like the gloating ass did originally give himself a good 3-5 second buffer to defuse the bomb. | Until he picked up the bomb I had no idea what I was supposed to be watching. Dude was obviously celebrating, and given the sub he was obviously going to lose. Okay. Was he going to mistime defusing the bomb? Or was he on the team that set the bomb and didn't realize that the enemy was around the corner and would kill ... | Until he picked up the bomb I had no idea what I was supposed to be watching. Dude was obviously celebrating, and given the sub he was obviously going to lose. Okay. Was he going to mistime defusing the bomb? Or was he on the team that set the bomb and didn't realize that the enemy was around the corner and would kill ... | [
"Summary: details, yo.\n\nPost: This is a cool idea for a business, but you're pretty vague on a couple points. First, you give us no reason to believe you'll follow through - you say you'll use the funding for materials, but your only stated contribution is your time. There is also the lack of any kind of details ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,063 |
MacNamedDre | Generate the content for a reddit post I love my mom. | When my parents got divorced my mom was working at a gas station and going to college. My dad had custody and we saw my mom on the weekends. The toys she got us were terrible cheap dollar store toys and shit CDs she bought on sale or at walmart. I loved every gift she gave me though and I played with those non moving a... | When my parents got divorced my mom was working at a gas station and going to college. My dad had custody and we saw my mom on the weekends. The toys she got us were terrible cheap dollar store toys and shit CDs she bought on sale or at walmart. I loved every gift she gave me though and I played with those non moving a... | [
"Summary: roommate pulled loaded shotgun, got punched, shot through floor, received asskicking of justice.\n\nPost: We had a party and one of my roommates got into an argument with another roommate's (the one that owned the house) friends. He told them to leave but they wouldn't so he went upstairs and grabbed his ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,064 |
PraiseBeToScience | Generate the content for a reddit post random theism good, random atheism bad. You privilege religion. | And yet here's another great example of the double standard. It's ok reference god exists because that person is trying to take comfort. It's not ok to say god doesn't exist because that is rude.
You never even took into consideration that this atheist might be making a statement about what god would do this to her... | And yet here's another great example of the double standard. It's ok reference god exists because that person is trying to take comfort. It's not ok to say god doesn't exist because that is rude.
You never even took into consideration that this atheist might be making a statement about what god would do this to her... | [
"Summary: Religion is not just like an automobile. To state this demonstrates an ignorance to child development and the place of both the automobile and religion in our society, and therefore should not be taken seriously. I argued nothing else, put the strawmen away.\n\nPost: Oiy. You are a strawman and false e... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,065 |
killerhurtalot | Generate the content for a reddit post gotta modify a bunch of other stuff to make it be able to perform as well as the other cars at higher speeds if you swap it with a v8.
Unless you really like the miata look/want a sleeper, you could get a higher end car and modify that.
Edit. Correcting autocorrect | Haha. Well. Then the miata will be very front heavy and prone to under steering. Unless you add a whole bunch of other modifications which then you would be putting the frame at its limits and you might as well as modified a car with a higher limit on its frame/bought another car. | Haha. Well. Then the miata will be very front heavy and prone to under steering. Unless you add a whole bunch of other modifications which then you would be putting the frame at its limits and you might as well as modified a car with a higher limit on its frame/bought another car. | [
"Summary: it'll cost you less than $1200-1500 a person to go for a week including like a $400-800 spending money (depending on your lodging) if you go during low season, and it'll cost 2-3k easy during high season.\n\nPost: going to cuba depends a lot on the time of the season, I bought tickets for $620ish with sun... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,066 |
raitchi2 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're really bothered, investigate if you could switch to a TLM parish. But otherwise stay on and just take it in.
God Bless, good luck and ask r/catholicism any questions you might have. | As a convert too (it's been 6 years now) I'll throw my two cents in. RCIA tends to be very "kumbayah". Is it possible for you to switch to a traditional (TLM) church in communion with the Pope (FSSP, Institute of Christ the King et. Al.)? I mean if you are really looking for the traditional approach you might have t... | As a convert too (it's been 6 years now) I'll throw my two cents in. RCIA tends to be very "kumbayah". Is it possible for you to switch to a traditional (TLM) church in communion with the Pope (FSSP, Institute of Christ the King et. Al.)? I mean if you are really looking for the traditional approach you might have t... | [
"Summary: Nazis used prison labor too. It produced similar shoddy products. I wish our government at least learned from failed ideas of the last 50 years.\n\nPost: It is sad. The Nazi's ran into similar problems with their forced labor camps. The prison camp (concentration camp) workers would play a dangerous g... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,067 |
danintexas | Generate the content for a reddit post Buy the base BF4 - get the premium if you really get into it but you can skip it IMO | I was going to suggest to you to get BF4 - instead I will reply here. Get BF4 - Not sure on the premium. I bought both about 2 weeks ago for my PS4 and freakin love the shit outta the game. Though I am getting stomped pretty badly. Most if not all the DLC maps are meh and not played often. | I was going to suggest to you to get BF4 - instead I will reply here. Get BF4 - Not sure on the premium. I bought both about 2 weeks ago for my PS4 and freakin love the shit outta the game. Though I am getting stomped pretty badly. Most if not all the DLC maps are meh and not played often. | [
"Summary: I now work as much as they pay me. They pay me squat - so I work squat.\n\nPost: This is me. I am underpaid for what I do. I also don't have any benefits including no PTO. Wife makes enough and has the healthcare I just sit here browsing reddit and teaching myself useful skills. I maybe do 2 hours work in... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,068 |
stillnotking | Generate the content for a reddit post Glee S1 is worth watching; I'm with Jeff on the later seasons. | OK, so I'm going to risk my man card by saying that Glee season 1 was actually pretty good. It held its characterization, they covered a good mix of music, and the theme of a bunch of underdogs fighting to compete in the big leagues is always fun. Also, it had Jane Lynch, who is one of the most amazing comic actors o... | OK, so I'm going to risk my man card by saying that Glee season 1 was actually pretty good. It held its characterization, they covered a good mix of music, and the theme of a bunch of underdogs fighting to compete in the big leagues is always fun. Also, it had Jane Lynch, who is one of the most amazing comic actors o... | [
"Summary: fatigue aside, if you had the option to use Tracking on every draw, you should take it. \n Just because a great player did it doesn't mean it's the right play. \n Edit: Screwed up the calculations a bit in my analogy. The first option is still over twice as profitable.\n\nPost: I'm far from Kolento's leve... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,069 |
mango_fluffer | Generate the content for a reddit post it's not clear cut. But open software has fewer restriction on what you can do with it so can be considered as either aiding creativity in others, or just perhaps not limiting it. | Inherently? Nothing it's just the same as anything other piece of software.
The value comes to different people in different ways.
For the user financial outlay may be compelling. For a developer it may be that they get to work on something they control rather than some corporate.
For others it might be that th... | Inherently? Nothing it's just the same as anything other piece of software.
The value comes to different people in different ways.
For the user financial outlay may be compelling. For a developer it may be that they get to work on something they control rather than some corporate.
For others it might be that th... | [
"Summary: Teachers tricked us into going power mad with virtual money.\n\nPost: Me. \n We were 14/15 \n The teachers at school made us play this game where we had to pick some counter out of bag that the teachers came round with. All the classes in the year took part. The rules were quite simple - try and get the h... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,070 |
sparkreason | Generate the content for a reddit post I am a customer of Facebook and they even treat me and my clients like sh*t and we pay them a bunch of money. | NO NO NO NO NO.
As someone who actually does give facebook money regularly I will add some insight on this.
Facebook "customer" support is absolutely horrible. I have several clients that pay facebook regularly, but when I have a problem do I have someone at Facebook to actually speak to?
No.
When I need to g... | NO NO NO NO NO.
As someone who actually does give facebook money regularly I will add some insight on this.
Facebook "customer" support is absolutely horrible. I have several clients that pay facebook regularly, but when I have a problem do I have someone at Facebook to actually speak to?
No.
When I need to g... | [
"Summary: Mack Brown doesn't know shit about QBs, and is terrible at QB development... See Chris Simms, Garret Gilbert, David Ash etc. He doesn't know what the hell he is doing, and has missed out on better QBs because he has his head up his ass, and the only reason he had Vince Young was because people begged him ... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,071 |
BeachGlassBlazer | Generate the content for a reddit post IF this worked out as planned, I dont think either the parents or the child's life could ever be as "normal" as it would have been if this didnt happen. | I have a relative who lost their 3 year old child the same way - to a progressive brain tumor. This was their only child and since the loss they havent been the same - as expected... Not sure how to describe how they have changed but IF this was their child and fast forward to the present where its now been 15 years si... | I have a relative who lost their 3 year old child the same way - to a progressive brain tumor. This was their only child and since the loss they havent been the same - as expected... Not sure how to describe how they have changed but IF this was their child and fast forward to the present where its now been 15 years si... | [
"Summary: Together with the evidence that makes it clear there is way more than just one random victim and his prolonged perverted psychological motives, it all makes for the perfect portrait of a serial killer.\n\nPost: He claimed to have abducted and tortured 40 women. No bodies have been found and he died in pri... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,072 |
board4life | Generate the content for a reddit post receptive peasants are aight, and I'll talk to them. But peasants in denial aren't worth it, and deserve to be trolled to some extent. | It's 50/50 for me. Some people that I argue with are rational at their core. So when I explain to them the logic of "you say graphics and fps don't matter, but that's what next-gen is based around, so why don't you acknowledge PC has better graphics and fps, and to a certain extent, better gameplay as a result." T... | It's 50/50 for me. Some people that I argue with are rational at their core. So when I explain to them the logic of "you say graphics and fps don't matter, but that's what next-gen is based around, so why don't you acknowledge PC has better graphics and fps, and to a certain extent, better gameplay as a result." T... | [
"Summary: Tyler had good goals, chaotic means. Don't generalize, it's all a matter of perspective. You, whether you like it or not, have been influenced by culture to accept and reject certain injustices imposed on you by the goals of the people with power and privilege in your culture, most of that power stemming... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,073 |
Drabzalver | Generate the content for a reddit post I think Destiny's infestor style, whilst working for him, has too many limitations and drawbacks to ever remain dominant over the mainstream ling/muta/bane vs. Terran.
Destiny is more a ling/infestor than a roach/infestor person though.
You always want some lings, at least to ... | Infestors do not have the capability to respond to drops with the speed that medivacs do, so to stop a drop-heavy terran would be to sacrifice quite a portion of your infestor squad to base defence. Lings, whilst mobile, will usually lack the DPS to take out a dropship full of healed marines.
You keep one infestor at... | Infestors do not have the capability to respond to drops with the speed that medivacs do, so to stop a drop-heavy terran would be to sacrifice quite a portion of your infestor squad to base defence. Lings, whilst mobile, will usually lack the DPS to take out a dropship full of healed marines.
You keep one infestor at... | [
"Summary: I go 16 nexus PvT quite often, on a lot of maps it's really viable and there's in fact no need for cannons unless you see a marine/scv all-in coming.\n\nPost: I went nexus first today, at 16 supply actually, PvT shakuras plateau, his final all-in when he was mined out on 2 bases when I had 5 bases, 3 of w... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,074 |
chknh8r | Generate the content for a reddit post learn Spanish if you plan on working construction here. for the 2 decades plus I have lived here. I have never seen so much construction on the roads, housing, business' | Learn to speak Spanish. There is ton of shit being built on Macdill AFB, I think they are calling it Coalition village and also new a new SOCOM CENTCOM. There has been a lot of money spent on Bayshore BLVD. to dig up old water pipes and replace them to help stormwater drainage. There is at least 2 new condo's still und... | Learn to speak Spanish. There is ton of shit being built on Macdill AFB, I think they are calling it Coalition village and also new a new SOCOM CENTCOM. There has been a lot of money spent on Bayshore BLVD. to dig up old water pipes and replace them to help stormwater drainage. There is at least 2 new condo's still und... | [
"Summary: We tried to make it work with England, we really did. But your Monarch was a wanker.\n\nPost: The 1st two letters we sent his way started out, \"as your loyal English Subjects..\" \n We had a laundry list of things wrong: \n >He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the publ... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,075 |
FreeDirt | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a dumbass | If everyone is a genius...why did I just spend the last 5 minutes figuring out why the picture wasn't 'zooming'?
...my browser window was almost the exact same size of the 'zoomed' picture, so when I clicked to zoom it didn't make it bigger. Restarted my browser because I thought something was wrong. | If everyone is a genius...why did I just spend the last 5 minutes figuring out why the picture wasn't 'zooming'?
...my browser window was almost the exact same size of the 'zoomed' picture, so when I clicked to zoom it didn't make it bigger. Restarted my browser because I thought something was wrong. | [
"Summary: I'm a dumbass, please help.\n\nPost: The Russell Brand pictures are pretty hilarious \n [Also, can anyone explain these?]( I feel like I'm just too dumb to understand the hilarity of these pictures, and I would very much like too... \n Why is is a goat licking Mike Myers dirty plates, with ducklings in th... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,076 |
Sacrix | Generate the content for a reddit post offtopic explanation of rods and cones and stuff. :> | It should be added that while the retina can detect a single photon, this is just the sensitivy rather than the density of the retina as sensor. The density is dependent on the distribution of rods and cones, specialized cells capable of detecting intensity respectively colour (though colour can also be quantified in i... | It should be added that while the retina can detect a single photon, this is just the sensitivy rather than the density of the retina as sensor. The density is dependent on the distribution of rods and cones, specialized cells capable of detecting intensity respectively colour (though colour can also be quantified in i... | [
"Summary: Rather piracy than supporting a corrupted model. \n Edit: If you're interested in what models would work: I'm merely a pirate & Kopimist with a vision, but I do know the donation model has worked wonders for many INDEPENDENT artists already. Give the consumer the choice what to pay. Be transparent on what... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,077 |
Hamakua | Generate the content for a reddit post Dust, it would suck. | I like the look in a way, if some of the depth variances were a little more shallow it would look better imo. The thing that has me cringing at it, though, is cleaning any dust that might accumulate.
I really like how he put together the lighting, very sharp, but how practical would it be?
I second your "nice work... | I like the look in a way, if some of the depth variances were a little more shallow it would look better imo. The thing that has me cringing at it, though, is cleaning any dust that might accumulate.
I really like how he put together the lighting, very sharp, but how practical would it be?
I second your "nice work... | [
"Summary: I did the first story in the OP. \n For the record, my worst ticket involved a mandatory court appearance and all but 1 point left on my license in one fell swoop, I had to skate on ice for something like 12 months. This was from my bike (F4i 600). I essentially drag raced a cop not knowing he was a co... | 46 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,078 |
z01z | Generate the content for a reddit post add mechanics, not just numbers | if you're going to put multiple difficulties in a game, then they all need to balanced. but in such a way that it's more than easy mobs having less health and do less damage than hard mobs.
look at something like world of warcraft's raids for example. yea, on the easy mode, mobs do less damage and have less hp, but... | if you're going to put multiple difficulties in a game, then they all need to balanced. but in such a way that it's more than easy mobs having less health and do less damage than hard mobs.
look at something like world of warcraft's raids for example. yea, on the easy mode, mobs do less damage and have less hp, but... | [
"Summary: fun until 60, then it's just a boring loot treadmill gear check.\n\nPost: it's fun on normal through hell, but when you get to inferno, the only thing to do is farm the same act over and over 1000 times hoping you get an upgrade or something worth enough to sell on the auction house for a few million gold... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,079 |
PANDADA | Generate the content for a reddit post I am unemployed, with $0 income, if I don't get this better job (waiting to find out decision from client), should I take the shitty minimum wage job that will make it very difficult to go to interviews for better opportunities, or should I remain unemployed to keep myself more "a... | Ok, going to give a short summary of my situation...I've been unemployed since June. I left my previous employer for a mixture of reasons, including medical. Since I left for medical reasons (that is the only thing I told my last employer), I am not eligible for unemployment, so I have 0 income.
I got a temp to perm ... | Ok, going to give a short summary of my situation...I've been unemployed since June. I left my previous employer for a mixture of reasons, including medical. Since I left for medical reasons (that is the only thing I told my last employer), I am not eligible for unemployment, so I have 0 income.
I got a temp to perm ... | [
"Summary: Start counseling together, make it clear to your wife that this is something you need to be happy. You love her and want her to stay with you, but listen to her concerns and fears too. Address them as needed. Let her have her feelings, suggest separate counseling sessions as well. And direct her to look f... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,080 |
garnteller | Generate the content for a reddit post Attraction helps create love, but it's not what keeps it going. | Here's a question. Let's say you fall in love and get married. Your partner is then in a car crash, and her face is scarred. We can even stipulate that she wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so it's "her fault". Should you stop loving her?
What if she grows old, and gets grey and wrinkly? How about then?
I completely ... | Here's a question. Let's say you fall in love and get married. Your partner is then in a car crash, and her face is scarred. We can even stipulate that she wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so it's "her fault". Should you stop loving her?
What if she grows old, and gets grey and wrinkly? How about then?
I completely ... | [
"Summary: The media has been covering Hillary because she is newsworthy. Maybe that will sell papers too, but they would be remiss if they were not covering her.\n\nPost: The Media is hyping Hillary because she is almost certainly going to be the Democratic candidate. \n There is no one else with the remotest chan... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,081 |
TheDemonClown | Generate the content for a reddit post ives. What's the math come to on that? Pretty sure it'd be a lot less than 3 billion years. | Why would you even start making all of these calculations on the assumption that there's only 1 ship full of aliens doing all of this, especially when you yourself say, "It'd take millions of ships!" at one point? One team would be doing all this is criminally inefficient, as you point out. Any alien race that has th... | Why would you even start making all of these calculations on the assumption that there's only 1 ship full of aliens doing all of this, especially when you yourself say, "It'd take millions of ships!" at one point? One team would be doing all this is criminally inefficient, as you point out. Any alien race that has th... | [
"Summary: Blizzard not having funding for an extra raid or two per expansion? BAHAHAHAHAHA\n\nPost: Basically, WoW has changed. They used to bring out more content even after the expansion was done. They don't have the funding to do that anymore. \n WoW has, at last official count, 8.3 million players. Depending ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,082 |
AbstractAngel | Generate the content for a reddit post Freakout out my brother's best friend during a 'heart-to-heart' | For some reason the fact that I'm a girl apparently makes farting a taboo subject, but here I go... This one is more about the reaction to my fart than the fart itself.
I was out on the steps with my brother's best friend, having a heart to heart. We were all living together at the time and he was having a rough go w... | For some reason the fact that I'm a girl apparently makes farting a taboo subject, but here I go... This one is more about the reaction to my fart than the fart itself.
I was out on the steps with my brother's best friend, having a heart to heart. We were all living together at the time and he was having a rough go w... | [
"Summary: It has more of a \"traditional\" mindset overall than other parties.\n\nPost: A lot of (but not all) conservatives are known to have social views that are more traditional than their counterparts. Something that seemed perfectly normal in the 50s (comments against women, homosexuals, a different ethnicity... | 52 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,083 |
MagicWeasel | Generate the content for a reddit post Are there apps that let me use smart playlists and rate songs from my phone?
EDIT: I think I have acheived music player nirvana! iSyncr, at about $5 all up, allows me to transfer songs wirelessly, sync smart playlists, sync play counts and ratings, and all around awesomeness, an... | Okay friends, I hope this is the right subreddit for this request.
I am a former iPod user who has replaced it with her Nexus S. Doggcatcher is doing a great job of podcasts, but the music apps I've looked at have not been terribly suited to my tastes.
Here is what I was doing with my iPod, and what I'd ideally lik... | Okay friends, I hope this is the right subreddit for this request.
I am a former iPod user who has replaced it with her Nexus S. Doggcatcher is doing a great job of podcasts, but the music apps I've looked at have not been terribly suited to my tastes.
Here is what I was doing with my iPod, and what I'd ideally lik... | [
"Summary: Being a tall girl sucks sometimes, but most of the time you don't notice it :).\n\nPost: As everyone else has said, you'll probably get looks and attention from being a woman who is 6'4\" rather than from whether you'll pass or not. \n Yes, you'll always be acutely aware of your height; but anyone who is ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,084 |
Rezistik | Generate the content for a reddit post you can get away without knowing any if you truly focus on information architecture and backend development however knowing a css framework will halp a ton. | You don't have to understand much CSS if you plan on doing back end development. In fact, I think you could easily get away with knowing near no css. Focus on database/information architecture and I think you'll find yourself very employable.
There is a small caveat however, most people want to see you build things t... | You don't have to understand much CSS if you plan on doing back end development. In fact, I think you could easily get away with knowing near no css. Focus on database/information architecture and I think you'll find yourself very employable.
There is a small caveat however, most people want to see you build things t... | [
"Summary: If she cheats with you she will cheat on you.\n\nPost: I started seeing this girl after I met her at a party. It was a ton of fun and she was the first girl to show any interest in me. I was seventeen and so was she. We had a really great emotional connection, talked about everything for about two w... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,085 |
SsurebreC | Generate the content for a reddit post I think we're talking about two types of interpretations. You're talking about one grounded in actual text and I'm talking about a belief that has no ties to the Bible as far as any scripture. It's like the Bible says Jesus went to Jerusalem, interpretation is Jesus walked to Jeru... | without "any interpretation"
What I mean is, if you quote the Bible and then elaborate, that makes sense. If you don't, then you're making it up. For example, there is no Biblical citation and you're just using your own (21st century) knowledge and reasoning to say things. This means it's not the Bible, it's your own... | without "any interpretation"
What I mean is, if you quote the Bible and then elaborate, that makes sense. If you don't, then you're making it up. For example, there is no Biblical citation and you're just using your own (21st century) knowledge and reasoning to say things. This means it's not the Bible, it's your own... | [
"Summary: abortion isn't that simple of a topic. Making abortion illegal won't stop it and will only kill more women. Unwanted pregnancies should be the goal of both camps. Education and proper birth control would go a long way towards reducing abortions.\n\nPost: Unlike everyone else who tends to have very loud vo... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,086 |
420-THC | Generate the content for a reddit post It makes no logical business sense to advertise to children. | Alright so I see a bunch of posts, and argument about how people always say things like "Vaping is advertising to kids". We always try to combat this argument with "Vaping doesn't even advertise to adults, and adults like flavors too!". Am I the only one who sees the fatal flaw in this argument that we should be using?... | Alright so I see a bunch of posts, and argument about how people always say things like "Vaping is advertising to kids". We always try to combat this argument with "Vaping doesn't even advertise to adults, and adults like flavors too!". Am I the only one who sees the fatal flaw in this argument that we should be using?... | [
"Summary: I have a mech mod, and a box mod. I use the mech mod when im on the go, because its durable as hell, and much more portable (especially in 18350 mode) than my giant sig150.\n\nPost: I have a sig 150 that I use primarily, but I have a Skeleton key mech mod that I like to use whenever im gaming, or whenever... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,087 |
superpony123 | Generate the content for a reddit post dump him | This is not a relationship that can be salvaged or improved. You are dating an emotionally abusive person, not someone with "quirks." Sorry. It looks like you aren't yet ready to accept that fact, and that's why you came here--you wanted to hear something different from what your friends have been telling you. YOu prob... | This is not a relationship that can be salvaged or improved. You are dating an emotionally abusive person, not someone with "quirks." Sorry. It looks like you aren't yet ready to accept that fact, and that's why you came here--you wanted to hear something different from what your friends have been telling you. YOu prob... | [
"Summary: If he knows it's something important to you, he should make the effort to try and remember your birthday, make it special, etc.\n\nPost: Not gonna lie, I'd be downright insulted if a boyfriend of almost three years couldn't be bothered to remember my birthday. \n I know a lot of people don't give a crap a... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,088 |
kapri123 | Generate the content for a reddit post What would be general advices to a guy who has 0 experience with girls, and is really shy?
Edit n° ∞. English isn't my native language, sorry for any mistakes you find. | Hey people of r/dating_advice, I really need ur help. I am male, 22 years old, and I am way too shy, and I really mean that (whoa, what a intro)
I never had problem of talking to people, talking in groups (well a bit nervous, but nothing big), or anything of that matter (for god sake, I used to read news few times on ... | Hey people of r/dating_advice, I really need ur help. I am male, 22 years old, and I am way too shy, and I really mean that (whoa, what a intro)
I never had problem of talking to people, talking in groups (well a bit nervous, but nothing big), or anything of that matter (for god sake, I used to read news few times on ... | [
"Summary: My older sister is fucking genius wingman. Gotta take them to parks more often when I come back to my city \n I just hope I wont fuck it up \n I don't know to write, but I don't have time to edit\n\nPost: Sooo, miracle just happened, and I have to share it, due to how happiness and stocked I am. \n So I a... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,089 |
ferb12321 | Generate the content for a reddit post archives prison is a reference to the nexus | Dukes' Archives (specifically the round prison room) is supposed to be a tribute to Demon's Souls.
The whispers are made out to be something about the "demon's soul", which is in a faint female voice like the Maiden in Black's.
On top of that, the prison room has a circular area at the bottom with a bunch of gears.... | Dukes' Archives (specifically the round prison room) is supposed to be a tribute to Demon's Souls.
The whispers are made out to be something about the "demon's soul", which is in a faint female voice like the Maiden in Black's.
On top of that, the prison room has a circular area at the bottom with a bunch of gears.... | [
"Summary: Dota 2 appeals to casual players, and then turns them into competitive superstar wannabes which requires them to dedicate all of their gaming time to Dota.\n\nPost: I don't think you're looking at it the right way. \n If you want to seriously (competitively) play any of the three games and/or get \"good\"... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,090 |
acolyte_to_jippity | Generate the content for a reddit post GP shuts morde down, and can 1v1 decently. however his strong point is how much he'll be able to keep morde off of the minions, and thus woon gp will be able to completely stomp all over morde | gp counters a lot of champs that are 'hard to counter'.
kassadin is completely and totally shut down by GP, for example.
in a 1v1 mele fight, without a shield, gp should beat morde. with a pot or two, his buff, oranges, and parleys, gp can fairly easily come out ahead against morde...thought not by much. you'll w... | gp counters a lot of champs that are 'hard to counter'.
kassadin is completely and totally shut down by GP, for example.
in a 1v1 mele fight, without a shield, gp should beat morde. with a pot or two, his buff, oranges, and parleys, gp can fairly easily come out ahead against morde...thought not by much. you'll w... | [
"Summary: don't try proxying until you know what you're doing in league a bit better.\n\nPost: proxy\" is a terrible name for it. \n what it means is walking past enemy tower while your wave is pounding on it, and killing off your opponent's next wave, so that YOUR next wave will reach tower and get killed off befo... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,091 |
PeteTsar | Generate the content for a reddit post Skate hardware is so varied it's hard to keep track of, kids want to know what makes them the best so they spend a shit ton of moms money instead of just skating to improve their skills through experience, they want to reverse engineer it to make it as easy as possible. | Pretty true. Gear anxiety is ridiculous. The excuses for sucking always seem to be that the board/trucks/bushings/wheels weren't X enough. The gear diversity is keeping the skate companies in business without resorting to selling clothing to make ends meet and pay riders/host events.
Also that you can burn 70mm wheel... | Pretty true. Gear anxiety is ridiculous. The excuses for sucking always seem to be that the board/trucks/bushings/wheels weren't X enough. The gear diversity is keeping the skate companies in business without resorting to selling clothing to make ends meet and pay riders/host events.
Also that you can burn 70mm wheel... | [
"Summary: Chronicles for 65mm slow freeride top mount goodness and maybe 72mm No Mercys for I do hella fast standups, they're a bit of a tougher sell though, Chronicles will most likely deplete at the same rate as BO Morgans.\n\nPost: People will actually be able to buy Cult wheels after I hype them, glorious arran... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,092 |
MysticJAC | Generate the content for a reddit post Go back and watch "The Great Divide" | Although many people have expressed either an outright hatred or general disdain for this episode, I personally loved "The Great Divide" from Avatar: The Last Airbender. When I first watched through the first season a few years ago, I still hadn't gotten hooked by the show until I watched the triad triple threat of "J... | Although many people have expressed either an outright hatred or general disdain for this episode, I personally loved "The Great Divide" from Avatar: The Last Airbender. When I first watched through the first season a few years ago, I still hadn't gotten hooked by the show until I watched the triad triple threat of "J... | [
"Summary: You should re-examine your study habits and incorporate more practice problems.\n\nPost: How do you study? I've taught intro level physics courses as a TA, and I have heard your story over and over again...even from myself. Students will tell me of the long hours they have studied and how they knew ever... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,093 |
bboyjkang | Generate the content for a reddit post People will brag either way, so you might as well shift it to something more beneficial to everyone. | Reputation and points systems
You could probably get more people to donate if more nonprofits would be involved with smart phone charity apps that are available such as the BOINC app, and Google One Today (for Android and iOS).
All contributions are recorded on an online profile, and they should eventually connect ... | Reputation and points systems
You could probably get more people to donate if more nonprofits would be involved with smart phone charity apps that are available such as the BOINC app, and Google One Today (for Android and iOS).
All contributions are recorded on an online profile, and they should eventually connect ... | [
"Summary: People will brag either way, so you might as well shift it to something more beneficial to everyone.\n\nPost: One Today charity Android app by Google = More G+ users \n Social pressure to donate \n You could probably get more people to donate to stuff like cancer research if you could display a person's G... | 61 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,094 |
UgotMAL | Generate the content for a reddit post if you want characters added, comment them here. | Wild Card test
This is specifically for the people that didn't see the nomination thread. Basically, I'll be doing this for the rest of my threads. Each thread, I will have a maximum number of wild cards (for this one, it's 5). The top 5 (or other amount for another thread) will get a second chance and be in the fina... | Wild Card test
This is specifically for the people that didn't see the nomination thread. Basically, I'll be doing this for the rest of my threads. Each thread, I will have a maximum number of wild cards (for this one, it's 5). The top 5 (or other amount for another thread) will get a second chance and be in the fina... | [
"Summary: if you want anime added, comment them here.\n\nPost: Wild Card \n This is specifically for the people that didn't see the nomination thread. Basically, I'll be doing this for the rest of my threads. Each thread, I will have a maximum number of wild cards. For this one it is 5 . The top 5 upvoted anime wi... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,095 |
NewbornMuse | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, they fulfill different purposes. Vastly different. | A good example for something that generators are good at would be a Fibonacci Number generator: It's a matter of three or so lines to write a generator that yields one Fib number after the other, endlessly. For problems of the type "what's the first Fibonacci number such that [some property]", you write that generator,... | A good example for something that generators are good at would be a Fibonacci Number generator: It's a matter of three or so lines to write a generator that yields one Fib number after the other, endlessly. For problems of the type "what's the first Fibonacci number such that [some property]", you write that generator,... | [
"Summary: I find \"lazy at factchecking and overeager to sharpen pitchforks\" more plausible than \"wanting games to be a men's club\".\n\nPost: Great point. GG is just pitching two things against each other that just.... aren't opposed. This isn't Superman vs Batman, this is a flowerpot versus the color green. I w... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,096 |
hpsyk | Generate the content for a reddit post They changed the ECW belt to silver and that tells you all you need to know about its treatment. | At the very outset, it was awesome. As soon as RVD (the unified WWE + ECW champion) got busted, he got busted and it seemed the whole brand was backburnered.
From there, ECW was basically a de facto third tier brand that specialized in introducing young talent. I actually got pretty into the final form of WWECW (as... | At the very outset, it was awesome. As soon as RVD (the unified WWE + ECW champion) got busted, he got busted and it seemed the whole brand was backburnered.
From there, ECW was basically a de facto third tier brand that specialized in introducing young talent. I actually got pretty into the final form of WWECW (as... | [
"Summary: Joey Styles needs to announce Monday Night Raw and do it his way by calling moves.\n\nPost: Actually, the best commentators WWE employs don't do commentary: Jim Ross and Joey Styles. Ross is older and has health issues, so I understand him not working (though I'd trot him out for PPV's and I'm sure JR wo... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,097 |
AthlonRob | Generate the content for a reddit post power of orgasm allows woman to rip arm out of boss's chair | I was the office manager for a small office, who had a owner who was frequently out of the office on sales calls. Any way, I recently started seeing my then GF (wife now) and she comes over to have lunch with me.
After we eat, we're kind of hanging out, I get done what I need to fo the day. So I am giving her the re... | I was the office manager for a small office, who had a owner who was frequently out of the office on sales calls. Any way, I recently started seeing my then GF (wife now) and she comes over to have lunch with me.
After we eat, we're kind of hanging out, I get done what I need to fo the day. So I am giving her the re... | [
"Summary: Bad guys want your stuff, be prepared and stay safe\n\nPost: Glad you're ok OP. \n I am a licensed conceal carry holder. My CCW holster is pretty dang comfortable, and after I am out and about while carrying, it's not uncommon to keep my gun and holster on my person for several hours. So even though I liv... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,098 |
fangsby | Generate the content for a reddit post One time I fucked Jessica Alba in a bus station bathroom. | None of that matters in the Land of Circlejerk Karma. TalesFromRetail, The RedPill, AskReddit, etc, are all the same. 99.9% of the stories are horseshit, designed to make the OP feel good about himself. The pepople who subscribe most likely know it's horseshit but would never call it out or even downvote because the... | None of that matters in the Land of Circlejerk Karma. TalesFromRetail, The RedPill, AskReddit, etc, are all the same. 99.9% of the stories are horseshit, designed to make the OP feel good about himself. The pepople who subscribe most likely know it's horseshit but would never call it out or even downvote because the... | [
"Summary: option #2\n\nPost: I'm all for Option #2. If it's not actual bullshit, it doesn't belong here. Not only that, but posts like these show up on everyone's Facebook feed and then people post them here without checking to see if it's a repost. This is a still a great sub, but it's in danger of becoming ano... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,099 |
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